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Author Topic: SPAM_CITY-STATE: Tyrant Gezhugimiluk of Gedur!  (Read 6852 times)

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Re: SPAM_CITY-STATE: Tyrant Gezhugimiluk of Gedur!
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2022, 11:04:21 am »

We got stuff, lets not get killed by trying to get even more stuff.

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Re: SPAM_CITY-STATE: Tyrant Gezhugimiluk of Gedur!
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2022, 01:39:19 pm »

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« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2022, 04:37:27 pm »

You announce that the objectives of this campaign has been accomplished, and thus you can end what was essentially a raid. Your more eager commanders show their disappointment, while your more careful ones nod in approval.

Days later, you come back triumphant in Gedur, wagons full of food and cheap labor. Festivities go on for days in your honor.
No news from Nenubilanur, though.



Congratulations! Gezhugimiluk successfully came back from his campaign!



300 AC, Winter

As a chilling wind blows through the city, you enjoy a quiet and cosy moment with Aktina on one of those costly sofas coming from the far south.
The chief diplomat interrupts this private moment and directly speak to you, seemingly oblivious to your wife.

"My Tyrant, we may have found a worthy candidate."

Before you can say anything, he continues.

"The daughter of the lord of Tell Anak, in the north. A maiden in all regards, with her father seeking an alliance through the marriage. Only one downside, however. They are Namorrians."

You scratch your chin. Wedding her would make a fine political alliance. Yet, nobody could tell how your people and other neighbors would react if you marry one of the people who invade the region and destroyed the Kalkan Empire. Would they be angry? Would they approve? Would they care at all...

Your thoughts are cut off by a bump from Aktina’s elbow.

"Are you searching a spouse for our son?" she asks with a spark in her eyes.

Your chief diplomat suddenly freezes, realizing his mistake.

A)*Hawking* "Yes, absolutely! Right, dear advisor?"
B) "It’s for me. Politics call, my love"
C) "A Namorrian is out of the question. Find someone else"
D) "I’ve changed my mind. Stop the search"

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Re: SPAM_CITY-STATE: Tyrant Gezhugimiluk of Gedur!
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2022, 05:45:35 pm »

A because it seems funnier.
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Re: SPAM_CITY-STATE: Tyrant Gezhugimiluk of Gedur!
« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2022, 05:50:21 pm »

I mean when the Namorrians last conquered a place at the start of this no one really seemed to care and the Kalkans based off what has been written so far seemed to have done nothing but exploit our area for pretty much all its resources and mostly leaving it in neglect so I have a feeling no one really gives a damn if they are Namorrians or not. (unless rng says they do)

B Heartless but its ancient times im sure our wife who I just now realized exists will understand
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Re: SPAM_CITY-STATE: Tyrant Gezhugimiluk of Gedur!
« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2022, 12:25:52 am »

I didn’t actually want the second wife option, so I’ll take this opportunity to retconjurate the decision.

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As for suitability- if you can’t fight them, marry them. That’s how it goes.
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Re: SPAM_CITY-STATE: Tyrant Gezhugimiluk of Gedur!
« Reply #36 on: June 06, 2022, 01:03:26 am »

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« Reply #37 on: June 06, 2022, 05:47:53 am »

Your chief diplomat tactfully and solemnly nods.

"These were your words, my lord."

Gods bless your advisor.
Your wife smiles, but frowns a second later.

"Isn’t he a bit young for a marriage?"
"Yes, my lady," he says, before taking his famous clay tablet. "But we can betroth him, and marry him once he becomes an adult."

You nod and clap your hands.

"Then it’s done! Send my approval to the lord of Tell Anak!"

Your advisor bows and leave.
You, in the meanwhile, hide a deep sigh of relief. Crisis averted.

301 AC

It’s been a year since you’ve become the Tyrant of Gedur. And not even any assassination attempt yet!
As you install yourself in your throne, you nearly jump, as if you were stung by it.
The figures on the arms have changed!

Stability: =
Army: -
Treasury: -
Population: -

While you’re asking whose the prankster who finds funny to tag regal property, your guards swear their great gods they didn’t see anyone creeping inside the throne room. Grumbling, you come back to your throne. You can’t help but notice the population problem is improving, as your rule is solidifying

301 AC, Spring

Joyous news! Aktina is pregnant!
This will be your third children, and the first of Kutaz to be born as a relative to a Tyrant of Gedur. Birth is to be expected in autumn.

301 AC, Summer

A delegation of priests from the city asks an audience.

"Honorable Tyrant, it’s been a year since your appointment, but you still did not choose the god-patron for your reign. The gods may get angry should you not do it, has it would be a mark of hubris."

Ah, yes. Traditions require to place yourself as the vizir of one of the pantheon’s gods, thus placing yourself under its protection for all divine matters.
Although you have plenty of gods and spirits to put your faith into, only a handful are considered powerful enough to ask tutelage.

A) "Ged, god-founder of our city, of course!"
B) "Enru, god of sky and king of gods seems a fitting choice"
C) "Dashar, goddess of war and beauty is what I need"
D) "Kenkidu, god of wisdow, knowledge and prophecy is the one I want"
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Re: SPAM_CITY-STATE: Tyrant Gezhugimiluk of Gedur!
« Reply #38 on: June 06, 2022, 07:34:29 am »

It is a new beginning for the city, and we are at the helm of its rebirth. Who else would be a fitting patron than Ged?

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Re: SPAM_CITY-STATE: Tyrant Gezhugimiluk of Gedur!
« Reply #39 on: June 06, 2022, 09:03:54 am »

We are top-dog in the city and around it.

Therefore we must pay respects to the equally top-dog in the heavens.

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Re: SPAM_CITY-STATE: Tyrant Gezhugimiluk of Gedur!
« Reply #40 on: June 06, 2022, 01:12:36 pm »

A I think this one is most fitting
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Re: SPAM_CITY-STATE: Tyrant Gezhugimiluk of Gedur!
« Reply #41 on: June 06, 2022, 03:25:48 pm »

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Re: SPAM_CITY-STATE: Tyrant Gezhugimiluk of Gedur!
« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2022, 12:59:25 am »

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Re: SPAM_CITY-STATE: Tyrant Gezhugimiluk of Gedur!
« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2022, 02:38:52 am »

I will point out that we aren’t exactly in a state where arrogance is warranted. Also, none of our heirs would pick Ged, since they would not be responsible for re-founding the city.
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« Reply #44 on: June 07, 2022, 07:16:49 am »

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