This looks like it could be good. My life has been a little more chaotic lately than I'd like, so I can't necessarily guarantee that I'll be able to post every day. It's possible I'd be able to post several times a day; I don't really know. If at any point you need to get moving and I haven't posted, I'll be fine if you decide to skip me or kill me off and, in fact, won't be offended at all if you decide not to add me since I can't guarantee posting at the present time.No problem. I know EXACTLY how you feel.
Name: Rakzad
Looks: Brownish hair. Wears a green cloak. Thin and tallish.
Stats:
Strength: 0
Endurance: -
Dexterity: +
Affinity: 0
Luck: +
Badassery: -
Can we pm turns like in perplexicon?Yeah, feel free.
YELL AT THE CHAINSAW, HOPE FOR SUPER POWERS.
Peek around the other side of the rock, keeping my snake ready. Attempt to make peace.
"I-is anyone there? I-I don't want to hurt you!"
"A bow and arrows, but they seemed to have gone inside me somehow. Hold on, I wanna try something."
Rakzad faces the opposite direction from her, and makes the motions of drawing and loosing a bow at the area in front of him.
Shoot the guy at the south side of the pool.
Head to the river to find some rocks
Throw a knife at person.
Action sent, sneak around
But bonus would be negated by my own dexterity, and aiming a usually non lethal weapon at a person's skull will not kill them......On the other hand, your dexterity is negated by my range, leaving my own dexterity as the only modifier.
And besides BB's only pierce flesh.... Never boneSo? Flesh bleeds a lot. Eyes and several other vulnerable parts are also flesh. Anyways, it's not like I have a choice here...
"Wait. I think I see someone over there. In the forest!"
Alina points towards the slight movement happening among the trees across the river.
"Why don't we g-go there. See what this thing can do."
Alina takes a running start, and leaps across the river, heading towards the Forest, snake in hand.
"Sounds good."
Rakzad follows, hands at the ready to strike any hostiles.
SEARCH THE TOWER FOR MORE BADASS LOOT.No wait loot doesn't work like that.
EXIT TOWER WITH BADASS EXPLOOOOOOOSSSSSSIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
throw another knife at Javier
Grab butter knife while Javier is still running towards me if I have a pocket to put it in, then shoot him point-blank before he gets within grabbing distance. Point blank range should be a bonus, right? If shooting him fails to have an effect, avoid losing gun.
Go to Arthur, wrestle from him his BB gun(Billy dexterity roll: 1+1)
repeat
Well if we team up i could loan you a glove until we get you something better...I would be open to an alliance. What would the terms be? Most importantly, would we split the loot or make it killers keepers until otherwise noted?
you couldn't pull the trigger fast enough, but Javier obviously has been playing fútbol for ages, and has better reactions and dexterity than youWell if we team up i could loan you a glove until we get you something better...I would be open to an alliance. What would the terms be? Most importantly, would we split the loot or make it killers keepers until otherwise noted?
Anyways. Shouldn't I have shot before he reached me? It doesn't make sense that I shouldn't be able to do so. Also, what scale is the map at? How wide is the tower, how wide the dots?
Tackle Javier.
Both, loot splitting based on who can make best use of what but you keep everything you earn if i dont help youWell if we team up i could loan you a glove until we get you something better...I would be open to an alliance. What would the terms be? Most importantly, would we split the loot or make it killers keepers until otherwise noted?
Anyways. Shouldn't I have shot before he reached me? It doesn't make sense that I shouldn't be able to do so. Also, what scale is the map at? How wide is the tower, how wide the dots?
Tackle Javier.
It's not so much the speed of you pulling the trigger as it is the speed of you lining up the shot at the eyes of the crazy Hispanic man charging at you. And I'm really awful at judging distances, but each side of the triangle is about 200 yards long. Also, the dots are more for finding the relative area of characters; I'll try to put them where the characters are, but if two people are in close combat or right next to each other, then I'll leave some space between them to avoid confusion.Well if we team up i could loan you a glove until we get you something better...I would be open to an alliance. What would the terms be? Most importantly, would we split the loot or make it killers keepers until otherwise noted?
Anyways. Shouldn't I have shot before he reached me? It doesn't make sense that I shouldn't be able to do so. Also, what scale is the map at? How wide is the tower, how wide the dots?
Tackle Javier.
Anyways. Shouldn't I have shot before he reached me? It doesn't make sense that I shouldn't be able to do so. Also, what scale is the map at? How wide is the tower, how wide the dots?you couldn't pull the trigger fast enough, but Javier obviously has been playing fútbol for ages, and has better reactions and dexterity than you
Tackle Javier.
Agreed.Both, loot splitting based on who can make best use of what but you keep everything you earn if i dont help youWell if we team up i could loan you a glove until we get you something better...I would be open to an alliance. What would the terms be? Most importantly, would we split the loot or make it killers keepers until otherwise noted?
Or, you know, shoot ANYWHERE. Did I say I wanted to hit the eyes? No? Then why would I be penalized for aiming at the eyes?It's not so much the speed of you pulling the trigger as it is the speed of you lining up the shot at the eyes of the crazy Hispanic man charging at you.Well if we team up i could loan you a glove until we get you something better...I would be open to an alliance. What would the terms be? Most importantly, would we split the loot or make it killers keepers until otherwise noted?
Anyways. Shouldn't I have shot before he reached me? It doesn't make sense that I shouldn't be able to do so. Also, what scale is the map at? How wide is the tower, how wide the dots?
Tackle Javier.
And I'm really awful at judging distances, but each side of the triangle is about 200 yards long. Also, the dots are more for finding the relative area of characters; I'll try to put them where the characters are, but if two people are in close combat or right next to each other, then I'll leave some space between them to avoid confusion.Alright then...about how wide is the tower?
And trips over a rock as he dodges to which the crowds responds with derisive laughter.well really that won't happen..... +1 dexterity does that....
Dexterity only matters on how well you aim and how fast you move. Check the OP. Not tripping would be something to do with observation, or something like it. Probably luck.And trips over a rock as he dodges to which the crowds responds with derisive laughter.well really that won't happen..... +1 dexterity does that....
What could happen is I manage to trip right into his path however...
But maybe it's not a smart idea to tackle a guy who is trying to stab you with a butter knife a a water gun.....
But maybe it's not a smart idea to tackle a guy who is trying to stab you with a butter knife a a water gun.....Oh no, I'm so scared of a knife without an edge and water.
Butter knives will cause more damage to your body than a sharp knife..... If the damn thing actually penetrates....Imagine the force of a fully grown and crazed man focus into a single small and metallic object, if it penetrates your gut, you might bleed outAgain, not true. Whether or not it's sharp has no effect. HOWEVER, if the knife has a jagged edge, it may get caught, which WILL do more damage. The Butter knife may HURT more, but the damage will be the same.
opportunistic douchebaggery
Grab the gun with the other hand and stab Arthur with the butter knife in his gut
You dare to mess with my Latin blood!
(Archuk dexterity roll: 5+1-1)[Again, -1 due to running distance]Well if we team up i could loan you a glove until we get you something better...I would be open to an alliance. What would the terms be? Most importantly, would we split the loot or make it killers keepers until otherwise noted?
Anyways. Shouldn't I have shot before he reached me? It doesn't make sense that I shouldn't be able to do so. Also, what scale is the map at? How wide is the tower, how wide the dots?
Tackle Javier.
"TIME TO HUNT MAGGOTS"
Make my way towards the lake.
Move to a position where I am not about to be attacked by everyone joining the fight. Throw knifes at anyone attacking me.
Run down the south of the forest, and attempt to come at the guy from behind with the snake.
Rakzad shouts, "Oi, you in the forest! You can either come out here and join us, or we'll kill you and take your loot."
Rakzad stays several yards from the edge of the trees, waiting for a response.
Congrats, you found the official Harry Potter Fangirl Panties.To the EBAY-MOBILE
Unless you guys want peace. Then we can destroy the dude with the bow and spear guy.HEY. SPEAR GUY'S OURS. AND BOW GUY IS MINE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "MINE"?Unless you guys want peace. Then we can destroy the dude with the bow and spear guy.HEY. SPEAR GUY'S OURS. AND BOW GUY IS MINE.
ER....WITH ME. BOW GUY'S WITH ME.WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "MINE"?Unless you guys want peace. Then we can destroy the dude with the bow and spear guy.HEY. SPEAR GUY'S OURS. AND BOW GUY IS MINE.
OH, OKAY. JUST CHECKING.ER....WITH ME. BOW GUY'S WITH ME.WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "MINE"?Unless you guys want peace. Then we can destroy the dude with the bow and spear guy.HEY. SPEAR GUY'S OURS. AND BOW GUY IS MINE.
lol javier actually died as I predicted D:
hand Arthur the panties, murder the fuck out of sir badassitude if he attacks us, or arthurs target if he picks one.
hmmm... magical you think?
What a shame.
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"Probably. Ah...how would these work?"
Pocket the...panties? Grab the butter knife which was thrown at me and which Javier somehow grabbed before me. Load BB gun.
"Next target? That guy at the other side of the lake?"
Shoot Sir Badassitude
"No reason to delay--I tried that and just wound up fighting to a standstill with guy with a butter knife and a squirt gun."
SCREAM AT TOP OF LUNGS AND START CHARGING TOWARDS GWG WITH CHAINSAW SPINNING IN THE AIR SLICE THE JESUS OUT OF HIM AND SPILL BADASS EVERYWHERE(Arthur dexterity roll: 5+1)
Or die horribly in the process D:
"Alright, you had your chance."
Rakzad takes a shot at George.
Pick it up and toss it back! Signal Rakzad to start shooting!
My new action is to throw a butter knife at Rakzad or what ever that name is.(Rakzad dexterity roll: 4+1)
Whoops, didn't notice I was dropped in, sorry.
Looking down at the treasure in his hands, Spatulus carefully loads one of the darts in to the crossbow. "Now to get some treasure."
Carefully move to the entrance to the tower and look around, ready to shoot the first person to appear.
"Great reflexes! Good, you'll live long. Can I join you guys?"Rakzad lowers the bow and starts laughing. "Ha ha ha! I like your moxie kid. Alright, you can hang with us."
keep back in case Rakzad attacks. Move out of Spatulus sight
who said anything about changing them? Stick em on over your pants, hell wear them on your head if you want just fire off a damn lightning bolt, those BB's arent doin squat"I am being attacked! I can't just stick on some panties!"
"Sure. I just want to see what it does. We might as well, as long as we're in the cover of these trees.""Great reflexes! Good, you'll live long. Can I join you guys?"Rakzad lowers the bow and starts laughing. "Ha ha ha! I like your moxie kid. Alright, you can hang with us."
keep back in case Rakzad attacks. Move out of Spatulus sight
He turns to Alina. "Hey, girl-whose-name-I-didn't-ask-yet, could you bring me that bracelet? I'll let you have the next treasure."
murder the living hell out of sir badassitude and his constant end:5 rolls
dammit arthur stop messing around with that BB gun, put on those goddamn magical panties, pull a lightning bolt outta your ass and help me kill this guy
((Hehe... i predict more butt jokes in the future))
"I AM NOT CHANGING UNDERWEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT!"
Shoot Sir Badattitude. Step backwards.
USE BADASS SPINNING CHAINSAW AOE ATTACK WHENEVER THERE IS MORE THAN ONE PERSON CLOSE TO ME FOR THIS TURN, OTHER WISE CHAINSAW THE SINGLE ENEMY INTO TWO SLICES OFBACON AND EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST. EXPLOSIONS.(Archuk dexterity roll: 1+1)
lolendurancerolls
"Sure. I just want to see what it does. We might as well, as long as we're in the cover of these trees.""Great reflexes! Good, you'll live long. Can I join you guys?"Rakzad lowers the bow and starts laughing. "Ha ha ha! I like your moxie kid. Alright, you can hang with us."
keep back in case Rakzad attacks. Move out of Spatulus sight
He turns to Alina. "Hey, girl-whose-name-I-didn't-ask-yet, could you bring me that bracelet? I'll let you have the next treasure."
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"Great reflexes! Good, you'll live long. Can I join you guys?"
keep back in case Rakzad attacks. Move out of Spatulus sight
Hop down from the boulder and approach the guy at the tower with the crossbow. Throw Moretti at him.(Spatulus dexterity roll: 4+1)
Throw a knife at Spatulus((you oppurtunistic bastard)) ;)
Damn you unholy, I just wanted to make peace. D:And now i shall make you into pieces :D
Can my guy be added to the waitlist?Sure thing
Thanks!Can my guy be added to the waitlist?Sure thing
Well that didn't work, uhhhhh guys over on the other side of the map, kill unholy he has panties? :'D
Victory is mine :D
Id have worn them myself but i have -affinity
Arthur could always just steal your chainsaw and leave you defenceless while we make our escape, best make friends with GWG hes the one you pissed off ;)Hm...Editing action.
Arthur could always just steal your chainsaw and leave you defenceless while we make our escape, best make friends with GWG hes the one you pissed off ;)Hm...Editing action.
Arthur could always just steal your chainsaw and leave you defenceless while we make our escape, best make friends with GWG hes the one you pissed off ;)Hm...Editing action.
Aww no chainsaw. D:
BLOW UP MORETTI WITH FISTS
Edit: I'm stilling giving GWG/Unholy my next loot cause I'm nice D:
Arthur could always just steal your chainsaw and leave you defenceless while we make our escape, best make friends with GWG hes the one you pissed off ;)Hm...Editing action.
Aww no chainsaw. D:
BLOW UP MORETTI WITH FISTS
Edit: I'm stilling giving GWG/Unholy my next loot cause I'm nice D:
Unlikely. He's on the other side of the map. You're at the top, he's by the boulder on the bottom right.
If I tried to kill YOU, would you let me keep the weapon you did so with?Aww no chainsaw. D:Arthur could always just steal your chainsaw and leave you defenceless while we make our escape, best make friends with GWG hes the one you pissed off ;)Hm...Editing action.
Edit: I'm stilling giving GWG/Unholy my next loot cause I'm nice D:Thanks. Maybe you can have the panties.
I'm working on it now.Awesome
Alina stares in astonishment for a few moments at the giant branch in her hand. She carefully puts it back down on the ground, careful not to harm any of the multiple animals living in and on it, and quickly jogs back to Razkad, giving him the bracelet. She follows meekly behind him as they move to...wherever, really.
"Thanks. Also, it looks like the kid has found some prey. Hmm, I wonder what happens when I use my bow and the bracelet at the same time."
Rakzad puts on the bracelet, then takes aim and shoots at Spatulus.
Chuck again, and finish him off.
Aw, shit.
Shoot Moretti, the little bastard
Throw a knife at Spatulus(Alina dexterity roll: 6+1)
Well dayum looks like he didn't respond, I guess When I wake up go look at what the panties do. D:
Disarm Sir Whatshisname. Leave him to slumber for now.
Wrap panties around hand and experimentally wave it around, not towards Archuk, to see if that works. If it fails, try to find somewhere to change...
defend arthur, retaliate if attacked
Bisect sir naptime only if arthur tells me to.
uhhhh...run after the crossbow?The crossbow has been blown over the edge, along with anything else related to Spatulus.
He should run after it anyways!uhhhh...run after the crossbow?The crossbow has been blown over the edge, along with anything else related to Spatulus.
No.He should run after it anyways!uhhhh...run after the crossbow?The crossbow has been blown over the edge, along with anything else related to Spatulus.
SO SUDDENLY I DECIDED THAT WHILE ASLEEP THAT THERE IS A GREATER MEANING IN LIFE SO I DECIDED TO JOIN YOU PEOPLES. Follow Arthur and Archuk.Welcome to the team. And you can't use the panties as an eyepatch, they're my new glove.
Edit: Lol sorry I attacked you guys, I thought I would get some easy kills early on but now with all the crap on the southern end of the map I wouldn't survive by myself, so I thought the most reasonable choice would be to join you guys. Also now I have to make an awesome eyepatch. D:
Add me to the wait list if you please.I'm not entirely sure why I never expected anyone to do this, but why not? Unless another player has something against it, I'll add you.
Name: Lucky
Looks: Kinda scrawny, but has so much luck, thats even his name!
Stats:
Strength: -
Endurance: -
Dexterity: -
Affinity: -
Luck: +++++
Badassery: -
Can I do that with the stats? I noticed no one else did it like that but I wanna try that anyways. Well unless I misread something in the rules about the stats.
What does Luck do again? Just chances of gear?Add me to the wait list if you please.I'm not entirely sure why I never expected anyone to do this, but why not? Unless another player has something against it, I'll add you.
Name: Lucky
Looks: Kinda scrawny, but has so much luck, thats even his name!
Stats:
Strength: -
Endurance: -
Dexterity: -
Affinity: -
Luck: +++++
Badassery: -
Can I do that with the stats? I noticed no one else did it like that but I wanna try that anyways. Well unless I misread something in the rules about the stats.
I'm not entirely sure why I never expected anyone to do this, but why not? Unless another player has something against it, I'll add you.
Yeah, luck is the quality of gear that you get. My generator can handle anywhere between -100 and 100 luck, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem to implement. Also, on an interesting note, weapons spawned from both 100 and -100 luck both tend to have universe destroying capabilities. As in on a test roll with a 100, it made a space-capable vehicle that could easily destroy the world and turn this into Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure in Space! Which could be pretty cool, now that I think about it...
hack RNG, spawn 100 luck spaceshipHaha, not yet. But it can produce gear that boosts luck. Just stockpile lucky horseshoes and four leaf clovers (or knowing the generator, lucky couches and four bladed chainsaws) and you'll be set.
You realise if you get it everyone will attack you right? Noone will try to kill you but everyone will either try to steal it and run off or try to steal it and abduct you to keep it in play.I'm not entirely sure why I never expected anyone to do this, but why not? Unless another player has something against it, I'll add you.
Awesome, I'm half expecting to spawn with an uber cannon of massively mass destruction if I roll a 6, that I can't aim with because of my -1 dex lol. Well I guess we'll see when enough of you die for me to play.
Edit:Yeah, luck is the quality of gear that you get. My generator can handle anywhere between -100 and 100 luck, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem to implement. Also, on an interesting note, weapons spawned from both 100 and -100 luck both tend to have universe destroying capabilities. As in on a test roll with a 100, it made a space-capable vehicle that could easily destroy the world and turn this into Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure in Space! Which could be pretty cool, now that I think about it...
Oooooo.... I wander what an 11 (The max I can get) will get me.
So those panties... +dexterity enchantment?hack RNG, spawn 100 luck spaceshipHaha, not yet. But it can produce gear that boosts luck. Just stockpile lucky horseshoes and four leaf clovers (or knowing the generator, lucky couches and four bladed chainsaws) and you'll be set.
You realise if you get it everyone will attack you right? Noone will try to kill you but everyone will either try to steal it and run off or try to steal it and abduct you to keep it in play.
You realise if you get it everyone will attack you right? Noone will try to kill you but everyone will either try to steal it and run off or try to steal it and abduct you to keep it in play.
Well then they won't try to kill me (at first) and have to deal with an Uber cannon of MMD (Massively Mass Destruction) before they steal it, kidnap me,do unmentionable things to me, make fun of me, etc.
You realise if you get it everyone will attack you right? Noone will try to kill you but everyone will either try to steal it and run off or try to steal it and abduct you to keep it in play.
Well then they won't try to kill me (at first) and have to deal with an Uber cannon of MMD (Massively Mass Destruction) before they steal it, kidnap me,do unmentionable things to me, make fun of me, etc.
Hell... im considering kidnapping you just toweaponisemake use of your luck score by tranquilising people and having you stab them in the neck while they cant defend themselves...
Yeah, luck is the quality of gear that you get. My generator can handle anywhere between -100 and 100 luck, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem to implement. Also, on an interesting note, weapons spawned from both 100 and -100 luck both tend to have universe destroying capabilities. As in on a test roll with a 100, it made a space-capable vehicle that could easily destroy the world and turn this into Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure in Space! Which could be pretty cool, now that I think about it......Please show me the loot generator.
My thoughts exactly.Yeah, luck is the quality of gear that you get. My generator can handle anywhere between -100 and 100 luck, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem to implement. Also, on an interesting note, weapons spawned from both 100 and -100 luck both tend to have universe destroying capabilities. As in on a test roll with a 100, it made a space-capable vehicle that could easily destroy the world and turn this into Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure in Space! Which could be pretty cool, now that I think about it......Please show me the loot generator.
Roll positive and negative 42 and tell me what comes out :DSo I'm doing this now...
I'll release it if this ever ends. It's pretty great.My thoughts exactly.Yeah, luck is the quality of gear that you get. My generator can handle anywhere between -100 and 100 luck, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem to implement. Also, on an interesting note, weapons spawned from both 100 and -100 luck both tend to have universe destroying capabilities. As in on a test roll with a 100, it made a space-capable vehicle that could easily destroy the world and turn this into Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure in Space! Which could be pretty cool, now that I think about it......Please show me the loot generator.
With a bonus of +8 Affinity, you'll almost always summon a fire wolf... except when someone uses a weapon on you that lowers your affinity... and i'm guessing there weapons that give people negative stats. That or you started out with -8 affinity.Of course, by the time someone's gotten something like this, there will probably be some other loot hungry maniac going after them with an equally monstrous item. And when I say near godlike elemental control, I mean that the owner of this guitar will be capable of causing a volcanic eruption if they want to.
Roll positive and negative 42 and tell me what comes out :DSo I'm doing this now...
42, which I call the Volcanic Rock: A large electric guitar carved from a dark brown wood so hard and sleek that it could be mistaken for metal. While playing it, the user is capable of manipulating metal and fire with near godlike results, and stone with extremely powerful results. The sound produced by this instrument is so terrifying that only a true badass can listen to it without being rendered unconscious. On affinity rolls of three or higher, this instrument summons forth a wolf made of pure flame, which has +1 affinity and dexterity, -2 endurance, and is incapable of speech despite being able to obey commands from its summoner. This instrument provides its wielder with +8 affinity, +6 dexterity, +6 endurance, and +3 luck.
-42: The generator crashed after coming up with a bowtie. I'm going to try to prevent it from doing that from now on. Hopefully nobody actually gets this far into the negatives, although one of you guys is probably now thinking "Challenge Accepted".
Of course, by the time someone's gotten something like this, there will probably be some other loot hungry maniac going after them with an equally monstrous item. And when I say near godlike elemental control, I mean that the owner of this guitar will be capable of causing a volcanic eruption if they want to.
Is it bad that i want superblast to spawn in with a with a functioning halo style warthog made entirely out of cut diamond lego blocks?Is it even worse that after reading that comment, I added bits to the generator to make this a possibility?
If it is were going to hell together because i fucking love you for itIs it bad that i want superblast to spawn in with a with a functioning halo style warthog made entirely out of cut diamond lego blocks?Is it even worse that after reading that comment, I added bits to the generator to make this a possibility?
Wow, I forget to keep an eye on this for a day, and I'm next on the wait list. People are dying a bit huh?Yes, well, it seems if you get a slight injury EVERYONE wants to kill you. I managed to save myself from around 1 roll before the other 2 tore me apart. Thanks guys. ;D
People are hesitant to initiate combat on someone, but dog piling is always so tempting. Oh, if I get an explosive AoE weapon......everyone will rush into melee range to kill you and take it, only to be rushed by the others in melee range and killed.
This is like Perplexicon but with mysterious loot instead of mysterious words and fewer innuendos and signature quotesThe inspiration was in Perplexicon.
If i kill 5 people before i die do all of my loot pieces dissapear or is it just the waiver weapons that do that?I think when you kill someone with a lot of loot you increase the chance of getting cooler loot.
If i kill 5 people before i die do all of my loot pieces dissapear or is it just the waiver weapons that do that?
SO SUDDENLY I DECIDED THAT WHILE ASLEEP THAT THERE IS A GREATER MEANING IN LIFE SO I DECIDED TO JOIN YOU PEOPLES. Follow Arthur and Archuk.
Edit: Lol sorry I attacked you guys, I thought I would get some easy kills early on but now with all the crap on the southern end of the map I wouldn't survive by myself, so I thought the most reasonable choice would be to join you guys. Also now I have to make an awesome eyepatch. D:
avoid moretti, retaliate if attacked
i dont see why not... its only a bb gun
I think i made a mistake giving away those panties... super fast hyper dextrous bodybuilding freddy kruger could be extremely powerful.
Oh well...
"Cool."
Grab the chainsaw.
"Can we trust this guy with a weapon? Specifically, the BB gun."
Poke Sir Whatshisname with the BB gun. If that fails to wake him up, shoot him somewhere it won't harm him. Once he awakes, give him the BB gun.
Walk to the trees.
Find some cover, then throw knives at any attackers.
Seeing that he was not the one to kill Spatulus, Rakzad notices Systar. "It looks like we have some competition."
He turns to Alina and points at the chair. "There's some treasure over there, if you want it; though I'll probably be able to get you something better once I kill that asshole over there," he says, turning back and pointing at Systar. "Regardless, you can have the kid test it out for you, if you want, while I go about the business of enforcing our treasure-taking monopoly."
Rakzad takes a shot at Systar.
"I think we can handle that Moretti guy together, I-I guess..."
Run and sneak behind a tree to watch what Systar does. Tell my snake to go and bite him, too.
That would be pretty epic.(Rakzad dexterity roll: 2+1)
"Nice hit, Moretti! Hey, if this chair flies, we can get all sorts of people!
Sit on my new throne and see how to work it. Anyone who approaches or attacks gets Moretti thrown at them.
Its a pity really... if we didnt all dogpile him and he got his hands on that bracelet hed have like a 6 foot wide demonic starfish shooting death rays across the map
I agree, Systar has an overpowered as jesus weapons and he needs to DIE. (With explosions)
Agree with Arthur's plan to destroy Systar and his deadly weapon.
top secret plan involving mass dogpiling on systar is a go!
Newly PM'd Action. Plan's a-go, Pariah.
Walk over to Alina.
"Could you lend me a hand?"
Swing at her.
Man, I'm getting seriously gangbanged.
"Sorry, not used to throwing a demonic weapon yet!"
Plan of attack!
Keep hiding behind the tree while the snake goes at it.
"Huh, this guy's tough; we could do with a little more concentrated fire."
Rakzad sprints over to Billy and hands him his ring.
"Here, Kid, take this. I figure if your knives are a bit bigger, they should be able to do some actual damage."
Once Billy takes the ring, Rakzad will back to shooting at Systar. Or if Billy doesn't accept the ring for some reason, he'll just say, "Fine, have it your way," and go back to shooting at Systar as a giant.
Accept ring. Throw a giant butter knife at the office chair guy.(Archuk dexterity roll: 3+1-2)
Well fuck... i had to roll a oneheheheh
escape plan alpha
Well fuck... i had to roll a oneIf it makes you feel better, I got a 0.
Actually you got a -1.Well fuck... i had to roll a oneIf it makes you feel better, I got a 0.
Stop the bleeding with the panties. Tie them over my stump or something.
Crawl quickly to the chainsaw, grab it, and crawl away quickly.
Two -1's. So?Actually you got a -1.Well fuck... i had to roll a oneIf it makes you feel better, I got a 0.
Stop the bleeding with the panties. Tie them over my stump or something.
Crawl quickly to the chainsaw, grab it, and crawl away quickly.
IF rakzad dies, do I lose the bracelet thing?
Yes, since you're the one who originally obtained it, then it will vanish if you die. And good idea with that luck roll... fufufufu.IF rakzad dies, do I lose the bracelet thing?
I too wish to know this... if it does and he shrinks again do we have to pass a luck roll to shrink from the top dpw instead of falling and breaking our legs?
The turn will be up later tonight. I'm mostly done with it, but I've gotta do some other stuff first. Like adding tennis balls, cake, and even people to the generator XD
Am I correct in my assumption that killing these people will generate loot? Also, a weird question came to mind: if we happened to create some people by the traditional method, what would happen if one of them was killed?
Also, unrelated, is there a way to have loot that will survive its owner's death?
Looking at your stats, you'll probably get something to fight for you instead of something that you use to fight. So that loli is a possibility. Of course, so is Ronald Reagan with demon powers, but whatever you end up with, it'll be interesting.The turn will be up later tonight. I'm mostly done with it, but I've gotta do some other stuff first. Like adding tennis balls, cake, and even people to the generator XD
People? can you adjust the generator just a little so I can get a loli with demon powers as my weapon when I spawn? And uh... make it guaranteed? If you don't know what that is then just give me Saber instead... and if you don't who that is.... nevermind.
The only better president I could get is Theodore Roosevelt with just about anything.Andrew Jackson was pretty badass too.
Teddy got shot once. He finished his speech before getting medical attention. Jackson's badass, but Theodore Roosevelt has him beat.The only better president I could get is Theodore Roosevelt with just about anything.Andrew Jackson was pretty badass too.
Teddy got shot once. He finished his speech before getting medical attention. Jackson's badass, but Theodore Roosevelt has him beat.The only better president I could get is Theodore Roosevelt with just about anything.Andrew Jackson was pretty badass too.
Looking at your stats, you'll probably get something to fight for you instead of something that you use to fight. So that loli is a possibility. Of course, so is Ronald Reagan with demon powers, but whatever you end up with, it'll be interesting.
I think either me, Archuk, or Arthur are going to die soon. Maybe Rakzad too.Looking at your stats, you'll probably get something to fight for you instead of something that you use to fight. So that loli is a possibility. Of course, so is Ronald Reagan with demon powers, but whatever you end up with, it'll be interesting.
Oh hell yes! I'm praying for a loli, even if she's useless, I'll take her over my Uber cannon of MMD that I thought up anyday! Oooh.... a lolified president with demon powers.... that would be nice too.
You guys hurry and die so I can get my loli!
or Wwolin expand the player list.
Maybe even me.I think either me, Archuk, or Arthur are going to die soon. Maybe Rakzad too.Looking at your stats, you'll probably get something to fight for you instead of something that you use to fight. So that loli is a possibility. Of course, so is Ronald Reagan with demon powers, but whatever you end up with, it'll be interesting.
Oh hell yes! I'm praying for a loli, even if she's useless, I'll take her over my Uber cannon of MMD that I thought up anyday! Oooh.... a lolified president with demon powers.... that would be nice too.
You guys hurry and die so I can get my loli!
or Wwolin expand the player list.
You guys can't die. I just sacrificed some of my personally power to make Billy better; obviously that means we're the good guy protagonists. Although I may die because I'm like the Mentor or something.Maybe even me.I think either me, Archuk, or Arthur are going to die soon. Maybe Rakzad too.Looking at your stats, you'll probably get something to fight for you instead of something that you use to fight. So that loli is a possibility. Of course, so is Ronald Reagan with demon powers, but whatever you end up with, it'll be interesting.
Oh hell yes! I'm praying for a loli, even if she's useless, I'll take her over my Uber cannon of MMD that I thought up anyday! Oooh.... a lolified president with demon powers.... that would be nice too.
You guys hurry and die so I can get my loli!
or Wwolin expand the player list.
Yeah, I'll just finish the game with an arm made of ice.I'll probably die trying to turn my legs into magical energy to stop me from dying.
Andy's awesome, but Teddy's memetically awesome.Andrew Jackson did this:Teddy got shot once. He finished his speech before getting medical attention. Jackson's badass, but Theodore Roosevelt has him beat.The only better president I could get is Theodore Roosevelt with just about anything.Andrew Jackson was pretty badass too.
(http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1329793284737003671.jpg)
You're all gonna die soon.Aw.
You're all gonna die soon.Aw.
Yeah, I'll just finish the game with an arm made of ice.That could be your thing; you could be Ice-Arm Snake Girl.
OOH! I could work with that. But I'd have to kill the person attacking me with an Ice Hatchet first.Yeah, I'll just finish the game with an arm made of ice.That could be your thing; you could be Ice-Arm Snake Girl.
OHHHHH SHIT! MY BROS ARE IN TROUBLE. Run to east side of tower, break BB gun into fine needles on the way.(SIR BADASSITUDE strength roll: 4+1)
EDIT: FINE EXPLOSIVE NEEDLES for affinity roll pretty pls? :3
"For reasons be on the mortal kall."
Swing at head of Alina.
"HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?"(John dexterity roll: 3)
Call back my snake and sic him on John, the bastard!
Well fuck... i had to roll a oneIf it makes you feel better, I got a 0.
Stop the bleeding with the panties. Tie them over my stump or something.
Crawl quickly to the chainsaw, grab it, and crawl away quickly.
Well fuck... i had to roll a one
escape plan alpha
DO GIANT MONSTER STUFF(Arthur dexterity roll: 2+1+1-1)
"That's right you little men."
"Okay, Kid, it looks like those knives of yours are fucking useless; you'd probably be better off using your bare fists instead."
With some care, Rakzad lifts himself up into a kneeling position and takes aim at Systar. "Oh, I'll get you good for that."
Yay for +1 to dex.(Rakzad dexterity: 3+1)
ROUND 2- FIGHT!
"Moretti, you and I make a nice team."
Waitlist as identical character named steveIf your Steve ever duels with Scelly's Steve, remind me to bet every penny that I own on Steve.
((Well...My alliance is over. Anyone feel like helping me?))
Shit i forgot about that... lets use sven insteadWaitlist as identical character named steveIf your Steve ever duels with Scelly's Steve, remind me to bet every penny that I own on Steve.
Shit i forgot about that... lets use sven insteadWaitlist as identical character named steveIf your Steve ever duels with Scelly's Steve, remind me to bet every penny that I own on Steve.
((Well...My alliance is over. Anyone feel like helping me?))
((Well...My alliance is over. Anyone feel like helping me?))((Whatever you do, you have to make sure the Kid lives. My heroic sacrifice was too badass for him to just get killed while unconscious. Also, if some means to bring people back from the dead appears, you have to raise Rakzad, because he appears to be some sort of shonen anime hero.))
http://i.imgur.com/B6cFeQt.png NEW BADASS PROFILE IMAGEI already imagined you character as Mr. Torgue, and then you mention persuasion needles. And now this...
http://i.imgur.com/B6cFeQt.png NEW BADASS PROFILE IMAGEI already imagined you character as Mr. Torgue, and then you mention persuasion needles. And now this...
I am now physically incapable of imagining Sir Badassitude as anything other than this...
Aaaand only one person to die before I can start the killing.Damnit you're right. I thought I was going to be next. Well two people look like they will die soon so... I might be coming next turn.
...
DIEDIEDIE
Wait list me for the madnessAlright, I'll add you once I've had a bit of sleep. And also, this will mark the beginning of a new rule, which I will also add to the OP after I sleep. You can only have up to a + or - 6 in a stat when you make your character. Otherwise, it'll only be a matter of time until someone raises one stat so high that it breaks reality.
name hellhound
Looks: a a solider with a flaming helmet and a curse to die if his skin is broken
Stats:
Strength: ++
Endurance:------
Dexterity: ++
Affinity: 0
Luck: ++
Badassery: 0
Alright, I'll add you once I've had a bit of sleep. And also, this will mark the beginning of a new rule, which I will also add to the OP after I sleep. You can only have up to a + or - 6 in a stat when you make your character. Otherwise, it'll only be a matter of time until someone raises one stat so high that it breaks reality.
(Spatulus badassery roll: 6-1)
... Spatulus, who shouts "C'THULU, GO THE FUCK HOME," and snaps out of his insanity.
I'm game.((Well...My alliance is over. Anyone feel like helping me?))If Arthur (GreatWyrmGold) agrees, come to the tower and you can join us. Please watch the giant on the way in.
The needles have melee use though D:. We can all live happy that Archuk has been avenged assuming this roll doesn't suck balls.Yeah, yeah. But, seriously, what possessed you to destroy a weapon?
EDIT: Also You get whatever Billy drops assuming this roll is once again not terrible.Good, because I'm unarmed. And injured.
The needles have melee use though D:. We can all live happy that Archuk has been avenged assuming this roll doesn't suck balls.Yeah, yeah. But, seriously, what possessed you to destroy a weapon?QuoteEDIT: Also You get whatever Billy drops assuming this roll is once again not terrible.Good, because I'm unarmed. And injured.
Anyone interested in an alliance, I have a revolver after all...Want to join ours?
Well, problem.Because BB guns are generally useless, except for light tissue damage, or in the most extreme cases some brain damage. Some giant arms length needles can poke someone's face in half. Or something.The needles have melee use though D:. We can all live happy that Archuk has been avenged assuming this roll doesn't suck balls.Yeah, yeah. But, seriously, what possessed you to destroy a weapon?QuoteEDIT: Also You get whatever Billy drops assuming this roll is once again not terrible.Good, because I'm unarmed. And injured.
Okay you know what I have no idea why I did that.
Edit: I asked GM myself, the needles have higher damage but a little lower range. I say totally worth it.
Anyone interested in an alliance, I have a revolver after all...Want to join ours?
Entry requirements: Remind me of who is and isn't in the Alliance already.Sure, that'd be great.Anyone interested in an alliance, I have a revolver after all...Want to join ours?
I'm joining too, if that's okay. And Systar is NOT. And neither is Scapheap. Or Lucky McLuckerston or whatever.Entry requirements: Remind me of who is and isn't in the Alliance already.Sure, that'd be great.Anyone interested in an alliance, I have a revolver after all...Want to join ours?
I wonder...haunt moretti, allow him to launch the ghost of archuk as an attackIf you get to haunt Moretti, I'm going to appear in Billy Snow's dream and tell him to go to the
Maybe you can possess my snake to let it talk.I wonder...haunt moretti, allow him to launch the ghost of archuk as an attackIf you get to haunt Moretti, I'm going to appear in Billy Snow's dream and tell him to go to theDagobah systemtrees in a couple of turns to learn fromYodaRazdak.
Also, I'm going to submit a character sheet now:
Name: Razdak
Looks: A short, old fellow, bald, walks with a cane (if that's allowed), wears a green cloak.
Stats:
Strength: ------
Endurance: =
Dexterity: --
Affinity: +++++
Luck: +
Badassery: ++
Yeah, but I don't know if talking through snakes is really a good guy thing. Plus, I have to appear to Billy, because I seem to be setting him up to be some sort of Luke Skywalker, which works because he's proven to rather pathetic so far. Though I suppose I could also appear to you as a ghost and tell you to use your affinity.Maybe you can possess my snake to let it talk.I wonder...haunt moretti, allow him to launch the ghost of archuk as an attackIf you get to haunt Moretti, I'm going to appear in Billy Snow's dream and tell him to go to theDagobah systemtrees in a couple of turns to learn fromYodaRazdak.
Also, I'm going to submit a character sheet now:
Name: Razdak
Looks: A short, old fellow, bald, walks with a cane (if that's allowed), wears a green cloak.
Stats:
Strength: ------
Endurance: =
Dexterity: --
Affinity: +++++
Luck: +
Badassery: ++
Wwolin, I hate to be a pain, but could you change me to a different colour, I'm Green-Colourblind.Yeah, no problem. I'll get when I do the turn tomorrow.
Find a bit of high ground, and assume a sniping position overlooking the closest area of activity.
"Die mistake of a old god."
Chop Alina
Try to will the ice around my snake to melt, while using me spare arm to wrestle the axe away from my attacker!(John dexterity roll: 6)
Oh look, both here and Perplexicon I end up with one bad arm. Also, Moretti evolving is awesome.
Slap on the helmet! See how it works. Chuck Moretti at anyone who attacks me.
Sprint towards the unconscious Billy and drive the plastic needles into his neck. If successful get over to Arthur and try to help him into the tower.(SIR BADASSITUDE strength roll: 4+1)
Load my revolver, and look around for anyone. If I find someone, attempt to be civil, but, if they are not civil back, shoot em.
(Arthur endurance roll: 6)I'm game.((Well...My alliance is over. Anyone feel like helping me?))If Arthur (GreatWyrmGold) agrees, come to the tower and you can join us. Please watch the giant on the way in.
Anyways...
Crawl to the tower, give Sir Badassitude the chainsaw, ask for the BB gun back. Smack him when he says he smashed it.
I wonder...haunt moretti, allow him to launch the ghost of archuk as an attack(GM pity roll: ?)
I wonder...haunt moretti, allow him to launch the ghost of archuk as an attackIf you get to haunt Moretti, I'm going to appear in Billy Snow's dream and tell him to go to theDagobah systemtrees in a couple of turns to learn fromYodaRazdak.
Also, I'm going to submit a character sheet now:
Name: Razdak
Looks: A short, old fellow, bald, walks with a cane (if that's allowed), wears a green cloak.
Stats:
Strength: ------
Endurance: --
Dexterity: -
Affinity: +++++
Luck: +++
Badassery: +
EDIT: EDITED STATS
Waitlisting. I'm gonna be silly and see what negative luck gives me.
Name: Unlucky
Looks: Kinda beefy, but has so much bad luck, thats even his name!
Strength: +++
Endurance:
Dexterity: +++
Affinity:
Luck: ------
Badassery:
Also, watch me roll a 6 for my weapon anyway. Bah. That'd be my luck.
Dunno, I guess. I thought about distributing the + evenly but figured I wanted to stay alive long enough to see what stuff it creates for me.Waitlisting. I'm gonna be silly and see what negative luck gives me.
Name: Unlucky
Looks: Kinda beefy, but has so much bad luck, thats even his name!
Strength: +++
Endurance:
Dexterity: +++
Affinity:
Luck: ------
Badassery:
Also, watch me roll a 6 for my weapon anyway. Bah. That'd be my luck.
That's the exact opposite of my character o.O What are we brothers in game?
Well, almost exact opposite.
Fix bleeding. Figure out what happened while I was asleep. Figure out book.Wow you're taking this awfully lightly for me stabbing needles into the back of your head currently.
Well I was on vacation for the past 4 days. I'll change it.Fix bleeding. Figure out what happened while I was asleep. Figure out book.Wow you're taking this awfully lightly for me stabbing needles into the back of your head currently.
Dammit.Well I was on vacation for the past 4 days. I'll change it.Fix bleeding. Figure out what happened while I was asleep. Figure out book.Wow you're taking this awfully lightly for me stabbing needles into the back of your head currently.
"You are rather resilient for a human"
Plant my axe in her chest.
Kick the axe away! It's my only chance!(John dexterity: 6)
Try to attach big needles to throwing butter knife without ruining the balance, in hopes of making a useable ranged weapon.(Arthur luck: 5)
Practice by throwing at some point in the tower wall, warning Badattitude to stay uprange of me.
Take the shot at whoever i can see.
"Hey now, that's a neat trick!"(Lootington dexterity: 6+1)
Approach to throwing range and chuck Moretti at the dying man. Retarget at anyone who attacks me.
Fix bleeding. Figure out what happened while I was asleep. Figure out book by sicing locusts on badassitude.
Realising Billy still has a book of locusts, dramatically walk over to him, kick the book out of the way and tell him "Have I have told you... the definition of EXPLOSIONS? Then saw him in half.(Billy dexterity: 4+1)
Edit: Also make awesome eyepatch. Wear eyepatch on working eye for the lols unless that lowers DEX rolls.
Rush into the tower with meh peeps. Then guard the door.
Hmm.. So all that's left of the alliance that decided to attack me is a burn victim with a weapon improvised on a butter knife, and a guy with a lot of badass gear that is currently boiling steam and can't see. Of the other two, one got chucked off the map and the other got locusted to death. That's why you don't mess with Billy Snow.Damn you Billy Snow, I'm never listening to your horrible rap albums. >:D
Hmm.. So all that's left of the alliance that decided to attack me is a burn victim with a weapon improvised on a butter knife, and a guy with a lot of badass gear that is currently boiling steam and can't see. Of the other two, one got chucked off the map and the other got locusted to death. That's why you don't mess with Billy Snow.
Slick back fur. Find Arthur and tear his throat out.And here I was going to offer to let you in the alliance.
Why would you do that Arthur! I tried to save you all this time and now that I'm dead and you stab me in the back.How is not killing someone a backstab?
BEST TURN EVER!
Put on Kevlar vest. Order my giant locusts to head to the bible... I mean, attack Arthur.
Hmm.. So all that's left of the alliance that decided to attack me is a burn victim with a weapon improvised on a butter knife, and a guy with a lot of badass gear that is currently boiling steam and can't see. Of the other two, one got chucked off the map and the other got locusted to death. That's why you don't mess with Billy Snow.
Okay fine Arthur you win.I'm glad you're not killing me for trying to befriend a superior combatant.
Looked closer at the lightning balls.
Loli! Wwolin you and your generator is freaking awesome! And I need a pic to help picture my loli guardian and I found this!(Lilia affinity: 5+2)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Anyways my first action!
Stare blankly in disbelief for a few seconds at Lilia and then yell, "Holy crap I really am lucky!" Calm down and then say, "Ok sorry about that haha. I'm Lucky, glad to have you with me Lilia. Plus your amazing! What all can you do?"
Make a post? Okay!Kill guy with guardian angelJust kidding.
"Ow, my damn leg! Moretti, sorry, but this jerk is making it hard to throw. Let's fix that.
Throw Moretti back at Lootington, then hop in the chair and roll his way!
Autoing for rabidgam3r/Lootington(Systar dexterity 2+1)
BEST TURN EVER!
Put on Kevlar vest. Order my giant locusts to head to the bible... I mean, attack Arthur.
Revise this to attack Perrin. That fool should know not to go into a deal with the losing side. (I think my original alliance broke up when Ice hatchet guy backstabbed snake lady and Rakzad died). Also start composing rap about this game.
(Billy dexterity: 4+1)Hmm.. So all that's left of the alliance that decided to attack me is a burn victim with a weapon improvised on a butter knife, and a guy with a lot of badass gear that is currently boiling steam and can't see. Of the other two, one got chucked off the map and the other got locusted to death. That's why you don't mess with Billy Snow.
((You forgot someone. ME!))
Shoot the asshole that killed my friend.
Muahaha. I like this already.
Slick back fur. Find Arthur and tear his throat out.
(Bastard dexterity: 1+1-1-1)Slick back fur. Find Arthur and tear his throat out.And here I was going to offer to let you in the alliance.
Convince...whoever Mr. FancyPants's character is to not shoot Billy.
Offer Billy a spot in the alliance.
Barricade the door!
((Well there goes there goes my secret alliance with Mr. Locust guy.))
"That was awesome! And scared the hell out of me. Though we better move, I thought I heard shooting nearby. Might be best to get away from here for now... ah that forest looks like a place to hide and figure out what to do next." Lucky says to Lilia while pointing to the forest in the south west corner of the area.
"Alright let's go!~" Lilia says cheerfully while floating on ahead a little ways.
"Oh and if some one looks like they are either gonna attack me or is some weird ax murderer, geyser them up as far as you can into the air.. or off the cliff. I'll let you pick." Lucky says to Lilia as he heads to the forest as well.
Run to the forest, and have Lilia geyser people up in the air and then let them drop if they attack me. Or off the cliff if the cliff is close enough.
((Btw hope you don't mind me glowing my text. It's kinda hard to read pink with a white background lol.
Oh and if your just going to update the map every so often now, can you at least type down where our current positions are?))
Well....uh......shit.
Well....uh......shit.
Name: Willy Snow
Looks: Some awful rapper guy's brother
Stats:
Strength:
Endurance: -----
Dexterity: -----
Affinity: -
Luck: +
Badassery:
The ghost of Rakzad appears to Arthur."Um..." I think I heard something. Something I agree with.
"Well, this is sort of awkward, but it seems Billy just got himself offed, so we're now in the market for a new chosen one. You're not exactly ideal, but you do have some things going for you: you don't currently possess any sort of artifact of great power and are somewhat injured at the moment, so you fulfill the underdog clause; you're the only person to have survived since the first round as far as we are able to tell, so you have a touch of fate to you; and you're not exactly pure of heart by any means, but you don't seem intrinsically hostile to life, so you just about pass in that regard (though we will expect better performance in the future if our partnership is to succeed).
"So then, if you are in agreement, you may meet with our associate, Razdak, exactly 3 deaths from now. Otherwise, please let us know if you are not interested, so that we may pursue other candidates for this position."
Thanks I fixed thatWell....uh......shit.
Name: Willy Snow
Looks: Some awful rapper guy's brother
Stats:
Strength:
Endurance: -----
Dexterity: -----
Affinity: -
Luck: +
Badassery:
Is end or dex supposed to be a row of plusses, there?
Wait since his butter knife throwing thing uses one of my butter knifes, shouldn't that be gone?The ghost of Rakzad appears to Arthur."Um..." I think I heard something. Something I agree with.
"Well, this is sort of awkward, but it seems Billy just got himself offed, so we're now in the market for a new chosen one. You're not exactly ideal, but you do have some things going for you: you don't currently possess any sort of artifact of great power and are somewhat injured at the moment, so you fulfill the underdog clause; you're the only person to have survived since the first round as far as we are able to tell, so you have a touch of fate to you; and you're not exactly pure of heart by any means, but you don't seem intrinsically hostile to life, so you just about pass in that regard (though we will expect better performance in the future if our partnership is to succeed).
"So then, if you are in agreement, you may meet with our associate, Razdak, exactly 3 deaths from now. Otherwise, please let us know if you are not interested, so that we may pursue other candidates for this position."
Reinforce barrier, wish I had more than one throwing needle thingy.
No, because it's not a butter knife anymore.Wait since his butter knife throwing thing uses one of my butter knifes, shouldn't that be gone?The ghost of Rakzad appears to Arthur."Um..." I think I heard something. Something I agree with.
"Well, this is sort of awkward, but it seems Billy just got himself offed, so we're now in the market for a new chosen one. You're not exactly ideal, but you do have some things going for you: you don't currently possess any sort of artifact of great power and are somewhat injured at the moment, so you fulfill the underdog clause; you're the only person to have survived since the first round as far as we are able to tell, so you have a touch of fate to you; and you're not exactly pure of heart by any means, but you don't seem intrinsically hostile to life, so you just about pass in that regard (though we will expect better performance in the future if our partnership is to succeed).
"So then, if you are in agreement, you may meet with our associate, Razdak, exactly 3 deaths from now. Otherwise, please let us know if you are not interested, so that we may pursue other candidates for this position."
Reinforce barrier, wish I had more than one throwing needle thingy.
Bark at him, attempting to shoot a lightning bolt at him. If that doesn't work, jump over the barrier and savage Arthur to death.
(Bastard dexterity: 6+1-1)The ghost of Rakzad appears to Arthur."Um..." I think I heard something. Something I agree with.
"Well, this is sort of awkward, but it seems Billy just got himself offed, so we're now in the market for a new chosen one. You're not exactly ideal, but you do have some things going for you: you don't currently possess any sort of artifact of great power and are somewhat injured at the moment, so you fulfill the underdog clause; you're the only person to have survived since the first round as far as we are able to tell, so you have a touch of fate to you; and you're not exactly pure of heart by any means, but you don't seem intrinsically hostile to life, so you just about pass in that regard (though we will expect better performance in the future if our partnership is to succeed).
"So then, if you are in agreement, you may meet with our associate, Razdak, exactly 3 deaths from now. Otherwise, please let us know if you are not interested, so that we may pursue other candidates for this position."
Reinforce barrier, wish I had more than one throwing needle thingy.
"Catch mortal!"
run over to and toss a lightning ball at Systar.
(John dexterity: 4-1) Distance calculations and all thatWell....uh......shit.
Name: Willy Snow
Looks: Some awful rapper guy's brother
Stats:
Strength:
Endurance: -----
Dexterity: -----
Affinity: -
Luck: +
Badassery:
Is end or dex supposed to be a row of plusses, there?
"Nice dodge there, but can you keep it up?"
Again! Close the distance some and throw Moretti!
((Well there goes there goes my secret alliance with Mr. Locust guy.))
"That was awesome! And scared the hell out of me. Though we better move, I thought I heard shooting nearby. Might be best to get away from here for now... ah that forest looks like a good place to hide and figure out what to do next." Lucky says to Lilia while pointing to the forest in the south west corner of the area.
"Alright let's go!~" Lilia says cheerfully while floating on ahead a little ways.
"Oh and if some one looks like they are either gonna attack me or is some weird ax murderer, geyser them up as far as you can into the air.. or off the cliff. I'll let you pick." Lucky says to Lilia as he heads to the forest as well.
Run to the forest, and have Lilia geyser people up in the air and then let them drop if they attack me. Or geyser them off the cliff if the cliff is close enough.
((Btw hope you don't mind me glowing my text. It's kinda hard to read pink with a white background lol.
Oh and if your just going to update the map every so often now, can you at least type down where our current positions are?))
((Is it bad that I read that Elemental section in Cave Johnson's voice?))Now that you mention it...it fits.
Will do.The ghost of Rakzad will do his best to distract the wolf. It probably won't amount to much, though, since he's just a ghost and therefore might only exist OOC.
Hurl the throwing needle at the wolf, and shout for help. Pray mentally.
Charge Da Funk, embed anchor in his brain.(Steve dexterity: 2+2)
'That voice... why does he sound like he's from a video game I played?' Lucky thinks to himself briefly.
"Hm... hey Lilia, if what that voice said is true, does that mean this bubble shield thing won't work on that guy's lightning ball attack that we just seen?" Lucky asked Lilia while hoping he was wrong.
Wait for her answer and then either way, tell her to go geyser that ax murder looking guy as high up in the air as she can do and hope the fall kills him. If he decides to throw a lightning ball at me, tell Lilia to instead trap the lighting ball in a bubble shield like she did to keep me from falling to my death. (if that's possible to do that is)
Walt into the tower saying "Good morning" to the demon thing and axe Arthur 4 heath((Yes I did))If geyser thrown the last ball at Lilia.(Lilia dexterity: 2-1)
"I say! this appears to be a time to remove myself from the vicinity! Lootington, AWAY!"You climb down from the rock and remove yourself from the vicinity, lurking near the southern edge of the battlefield.
Remove myself from the vicinity.
Will do.
Hurl the throwing needle at the wolf, and shout for help. Pray mentally.
Dodge the needle, then electrobark Arthur and anyone who helps him before leaping at him and riptearing his throat and other vulnerable spots.(Arthur dexterity: 1+1-1)
Dip finger in tea, if nothing happens, down the hatch! Charge Sven.
((Umm, you forgot me?))Crap, I forgot your action. Fortunately, Arthur seems to have solved his wolf problem himself.
attack the guy with the guardian angel.
Arthur knew not what he had started.Yes, with my HORRIBLE crime of self-defense.
Dude, his family is the interdimensional Mob. They don't care whatchoo did, theys just wants ta see the man that hurt their family DEAD!Arthur knew not what he had started.Yes, with my HORRIBLE crime of self-defense.
((Btw, how I got a +2 on my affinity when Lilia showed me her geyser, but I didn't this turn?))Lilia's affinity bonus only applies to water magic.
Well, you're not getting much sympathy from others.Dude, his family is the interdimensional Mob. They don't care whatchoo did, theys just wants ta see the man that hurt their family DEAD!Arthur knew not what he had started.Yes, with my HORRIBLE crime of self-defense.
Not his family, though. They ain't that style.
We are the others. Prepare for an infinite stream of mobsters.Well, you're not getting much sympathy from others.Dude, his family is the interdimensional Mob. They don't care whatchoo did, theys just wants ta see the man that hurt their family DEAD!Arthur knew not what he had started.Yes, with my HORRIBLE crime of self-defense.
Not his family, though. They ain't that style.
Who are contractually obligated to follow mook chivalry.We are the others. Prepare for an infinite stream of mobsters.Well, you're not getting much sympathy from others.Dude, his family is the interdimensional Mob. They don't care whatchoo did, theys just wants ta see the man that hurt their family DEAD!Arthur knew not what he had started.Yes, with my HORRIBLE crime of self-defense.
Not his family, though. They ain't that style.
Mook chivalry? Fuck that; we took over the multiverse by backstabbing the HELL out of everyone. And sneak attacks. And group attacks.Who are contractually obligated to follow mook chivalry.We are the others. Prepare for an infinite stream of mobsters.Well, you're not getting much sympathy from others.Dude, his family is the interdimensional Mob. They don't care whatchoo did, theys just wants ta see the man that hurt their family DEAD!Arthur knew not what he had started.Yes, with my HORRIBLE crime of self-defense.
Not his family, though. They ain't that style.
And who won't be much liked by the other several people here.
Don't worry, you have the support of the Green Cloaks.Which "you"?
Then have two of you attack me at once.Mook chivalry? Fuck that; we took over the multiverse by backstabbing the HELL out of everyone. And sneak attacks. And group attacks.Who are contractually obligated to follow mook chivalry.We are the others. Prepare for an infinite stream of mobsters.Well, you're not getting much sympathy from others.Dude, his family is the interdimensional Mob. They don't care whatchoo did, theys just wants ta see the man that hurt their family DEAD!Arthur knew not what he had started.Yes, with my HORRIBLE crime of self-defense.
Not his family, though. They ain't that style.
And who won't be much liked by the other several people here.
I've suddenly noticed just how fun it is to name characters with no real past with a (flavor)+(alcohol) gimmick.I think you just like naming your characters 'Vodka'. You did it for the New Wacky Death Race thing too. SPEAKING OF WHICH, I need to bump it. BRB.
The family is big enough that they could send members after you until you die of old she and there still wouldn't be a dent in their numbers.But, one at a time.
I've suddenly noticed just how fun it is to name characters with no real past with a (flavor)+(alcohol) gimmick.I think you just like naming your characters 'Vodka'. You did it for the New Wacky Death Race thing too. SPEAKING OF WHICH, I need to bump it. BRB.
Yep. Contract and all that.The family is big enough that they could send members after you until you die of old she and there still wouldn't be a dent in their numbers.But, one at a time.
You, Arthur. You are our chosen one, after all.Don't worry, you have the support of the Green Cloaks.Which "you"?
And each time, you will be a brand-new guy, against someone who I believe is the only of the survivors of The First Group.Yep. Contract and all that.The family is big enough that they could send members after you until you die of old she and there still wouldn't be a dent in their numbers.But, one at a time.
*bows in gratitude*You, Arthur. You are our chosen one, after all.Don't worry, you have the support of the Green Cloaks.Which "you"?
Eventuality is on our side.And each time, you will be a brand-new guy, against someone who I believe is the only of the survivors of The First Group.Yep. Contract and all that.The family is big enough that they could send members after you until you die of old she and there still wouldn't be a dent in their numbers.But, one at a time.
I've suddenly noticed just how fun it is to name characters with no real past with a (flavor)+(alcohol) gimmick.I think you just like naming your characters 'Vodka'. You did it for the New Wacky Death Race thing too. SPEAKING OF WHICH, I need to bump it. BRB.
I don't think his name was vodka, but 80% of my vehicle was vodka-based.
I wonder... Won't it be interesting to get vodka as a loot item. This is my goal.
Each time I kill you, I get stronger. So...not so much.Eventuality is on our side.And each time, you will be a brand-new guy, against someone who I believe is the only of the survivors of The First Group.Yep. Contract and all that.The family is big enough that they could send members after you until you die of old she and there still wouldn't be a dent in their numbers.But, one at a time.
Eventually.Each time I kill you, I get stronger. So...not so much.Eventuality is on our side.And each time, you will be a brand-new guy, against someone who I believe is the only of the survivors of The First Group.Yep. Contract and all that.The family is big enough that they could send members after you until you die of old she and there still wouldn't be a dent in their numbers.But, one at a time.
Maybe. We'll see.Eventually.Each time I kill you, I get stronger. So...not so much.Eventuality is on our side.And each time, you will be a brand-new guy, against someone who I believe is the only of the survivors of The First Group.Yep. Contract and all that.The family is big enough that they could send members after you until you die of old she and there still wouldn't be a dent in their numbers.But, one at a time.
Ah, I feel like everyone seems to forget I'm part of Arthur's alliance, even Arthur. :(Sorry about that.
Ah, I feel like everyone seems to forget I'm part of Arthur's alliance, even Arthur. :(Sorry about that.
...Everyone on my alliance, please raise your hand.
*raises hand*
((So unless the guys edit their turns, I have a giant coming after me and an ax murder type giant who is attacking my loli which is completely unforgiveable... even in self-defense YOU DO NOT ATTACK MY LOLI! D:<
Anyways, not looking good for me.))
"Ah shit!" Lucky yells from the surprise. He didn't think Lilia herself would get attacked. "LILIAAAAAA!" Lucky screams at the top of his lungs while bum rushing toward the guy that dared to hurt her (even if it was self-defense).
Rush toward the ax guy with all I got at and tackle him. Then attempt wrestle away his ax. While I'm doing that, yell at Lilia (in hopes of waking her up) to try and geyser me and the ax guy.
((Btw, how I got a +2 on my affinity when Lilia showed me her geyser, but I didn't this turn?))
John walk up to Lilia "That was a bad choice little one. May you know happiness in your next life."
Bring down the axe on Lilia before moving into the tower regardless of outcome.
((Umm, you forgot me?))(Lucky dexterity: 4-1)
attack the guy with the guardian angel.
Retrieve throwing needle. Select an entrance and an exit at opposite ends of the tower, then see what happens. I'm guessing a portal.(Arthur affinity: 2+1)
Greet John (That's scapheap, tight?) when/if he enters the tower.
Dip finger in tea, if nothing happens, down the hatch! Charge Sven.
Dip finger in tea, if nothing happens, down the hatch! Charge Sven.
perform action, give steve the finger
Action Look around for someone on there own and sneak headshot them
Shoot whoever has the teacup, if I can see them. THE TEA SHALL BE MINE!(Steve dexterity: 1-1+2)
Hast thou seen my character, Wwolin?Yeah, I just haven't updated the waitlist yet. I'll get that now.
Okay!Hast thou seen my character, Wwolin?Yeah, I just haven't updated the waitlist yet. I'll get that now.
Razdak attempts to use his flower staff to create a tower made of trees or grass.(Razdak affinity: 6+5+4) The lowest you could have gotten was a 10 with this staff and your stats. And then you got a total of 15. You possess the first of the game-altering random weapons :)
((Holy crap that went almost perfectly! I freakin' stole the ax! I was almost expecting something bad to happen with my -1 in almost all my stats lol))
Lucky was in shock of what happened. He just sidestepped a giant's fist, a random spikes shoot comes out of the ground and impales the giant's hand, then he tackled a crazy ax guy, stole his ax, and then he ran away from me. If that's not lucky then he has no idea what is. Though his luck isn't perfect... Lilia is badly hurt. He runs up to Lilia and tries to figure out what to do to help her. Thoughts race through his mind before an idea pops into his head. She can turn into water right? Maybe some water can heal her! With that thought in mind, he picks up Lilia and runs toward the nearby river, hoping his idea will work.
'She can't die yet!' Lucky yells in his head, 'I have something I have to tell her!'
Pick up Lilia and run like hell to the river. Then put her in the river in an attempt to heal her. If someone attacks me, and is within range, counter them with my newly stolen ax.
Attack the guy the angel belongs to. Preferably by crushing him...(Lucky dexterity: 5-1)
Play around with the iron spikes and heart, see what they do. Wave back(Unless that causes the spike to attack then just nod.)
"Hey, John, want to be a test subject?"(Arthur dexterity: 5+1)
Before he can respond, reposition the portals to be under John and in some wall, hopefully near the ground. Observe results.
murder the fuck out of anchorman... turn him into soylent spinach
Murder the fuck out of tattoo man.(Sven dexterity: 1+3)
Climb up a tree, set up a sniper spot, shoot someone.(Lootington dexterity: 6+1+1)
Balls.It might be that endurance.Spoiler: New character (click to show/hide)
"I fear I may have gone a tad bit overboard."Sorry to butt in again, but why is it always the peaceful, responsible ones that get reality-warping weapons?
Razdak suddenly notices Unlucky materializing in front of him.
"Hail and well met, good sir! Would you agree to converse with myself peaceably?"
Razdak remains ready to restrain the stranger with magic vines if he turns violent?
Stay away from the giant. Go north. "Yes, I'd like peace. I doubt my ability to defend myself from a 40 foot tall giant. "((Awesome! And you do know your not the one by the giant, I am. Your in the middle of the dried up lake.))
(I knew I'd get a 6 and nothing !!FUN!! would happen. Talk about luck. Also that's fine superblast.)
(Yeah, I know. I still wanna stay as far away as possible. As a side note, something tells me killing someone with my bare hands would be slightly difficult, even with my bonuses.)Stay away from the giant. Go north. "Yes, I'd like peace. I doubt my ability to defend myself from a 40 foot tall giant. "((Awesome! And you do know your not the one by the giant, I am. Your in the middle of the dried up lake.))
(I knew I'd get a 6 and nothing !!FUN!! would happen. Talk about luck. Also that's fine superblast.)
Uh-oh. Drop a branch on Unlucky.
Leave and head toward Lucky.
"Hey, we didn't die. That's a start. Here, let me help you out."
Open up a portal near Lucky and one as high up on a tree as I can.
((I'm thinking raz has the most powerful weapon right now.... And me trying to find an alliance is gonna be a hell of a problem now with two people trying to kill my ass.))(John dexterity: 1-1) Old people problems...
"Woah! Thanks Lilia... we're both guardians for each other now haha," Lucky says to Lilia and then adds, "Anyways, this grass popped out just in time. I think we need to get away from this giant. Let's use the grass to sneak away alright?"
"Alright, if you say so," Lilia replies with a grin. Lucky is kinda amazed she can smile even after nearly dying... twice.
Lucky starts sneaking away to the north, with Lilia floating low right behind him, hoping that his luck continues so that no one can see him and Lilia. What he wants to say will have to wait.
Sneak away using the tree high grass as cover. Head northward as far as I can this turn while staying in the grass. Then ask Lilia to float up just barely above the grass to see what is around.
((Btw, whoever Unlucky is, I'm automatically teaming up with you and calling you my brother. ))
Stay away from the giant. Go north. "Yes, I'd like peace. I doubt my ability to defend myself from a 40 foot tall giant. "
(I knew I'd get a 6 and nothing !!FUN!! would happen. Talk about luck. Also that's fine superblast.)
"Excellent. Allow me to introduce myself: I am Razdak of the Greencloaks. We are an organization that represents creation and order in opposition to the vast sea of destruction and chaos that surrounds us. We also support unity and equality, and, to that end, I shall try to improve your situation."
Razdak attempts to create a weapon for Unlucky, like a club or a bow and arrows.
power slide off somewhere as per pm(Razdak dexterity: 5-1)
how the fuck are we gonna take out that sniper now? Kadzar is the only person with any hope of being able to affect anything that high up.
I'm out. I have 4 different assignments due in a week, so will not be posting here until then... Please kill me with dignity Wwolin.Begin the autoing!
Yup, also that reminds me...
Kadzar you gotta modify your action to summon the marlboro when i hand you the staff, preferably after allowing arthur time to escape from the tower
Marboro? Isn't that the plant thing from final fantasy games?No, I'm pretty sure Marlboro is a Cigar Brand.
*whistles innocently*Yup, also that reminds me...Why should he? I don't mind him getting eaten since even though he saved my ass, for I'm betting he was trying to kill me by making me so old i turn to dust, or by making fall to death (which won't work with Lilia around.)
Kadzar you gotta modify your action to summon the marlboro when i hand you the staff, preferably after allowing arthur time to escape from the tower
Well atleast that's my OOC reason for just letting him get eaten. IC reason he should live, if I ever meet him and find out he makes the portals, I wanna thank him.I'm glad you won't stab me once I escape the tower.
That's why I plan to build a cage for it, and I'm not going to summon the marlboro king until Arthur is out of their because Greencloaks don't kill people for no reason.Why thank you very much.
we have a deal, if you summon my new pet inside the stone tower i will relinquish your staff and make no attempts to free it from its confinement.
powerslide over to radzak, command sniper tree to animate the top branches and throw its occupant out into thin air.
After doing this hand the god flower back to radzak but do not release my hold on it until he has fulfilled his part of the bargain. Be prepared to defend myself in case of a doublecross
Ah, karma.(Sven affinity: 6-2+4)
Hang on for dear life.
That's why I plan to build a cage for it, and I'm not going to summon the marlboro king until Arthur is out of their because Greencloaks don't kill people for no reason.(Razdak affinity: 1+5+4) I love how even when you roll a one, it's actually a ten
When Sven hands me back the staff, I'll create a cage made of trees big enough to hold a marlboro king with bars spaced wide enough to allow Arthur to escape but not enough to let the monster out.
Not only did I save you from that old man, I "upgraded" your guardian angel!(Arthur dexterity: 2+1-1)
...Did I just way that?
Anyways.
Leave the tower and locate some cover. Create a portal under (whoever Mr. Fancy Pants is playing) and one as high up as possible.
Lucky stares at Lilia for a while, stroking his chin as if he was thinking.
"W-what? Is something wrong with me?" Lilia says while getting embarrassed by Lucky staring at her.
"Not bad... not as quite cute as before, but this defiantly has it's own style as well... I approve!" Lucky finally says after a while, not caring if Lilia knows what he's talking about or thinks he's weird, "I need to thank whoever opened up that portal thing. Not only did that portal save my ass, but also it gave your look an nice upgrade."
"Huh?" Lilia looks at herself, finally realizing what Lucky was talking about, "W-w-what at you staring at!? Ah geez!" And with that she flies off to the north through the tall grass, half embarrassed and half angry.
Lucky just grins while chuckling to himself and says, "I think she forgot that was supposed to be guarding me." Then he realizes he forgot to say what he wanted to say and runs after her.
Head north toward the top corner. If I meet Razdak or Unlucky, greet them and team up with them. If they agree, see if Lilia can put some of her shields on them as well. If attacked and within my range, ax the person. If they aren't in my range but nearby, have Lilia geyser my attacker.
"It appears my luck has spread to you as well." Unlucky looks south. "Something seems familiar about that person, but I'm not sure what." do nothing. wait for lucky to approach.
Go north
Wake up. Crawl away from tower. Avoid Rickroller.I added Rick Astley as a person if interest to the generator. And then, when I tried to show off some of the epic loot, this happened. Anyways, both Astley and the stranger are off of the map... for now.
Did you...did you seriously add rickrolling as a special ability?
Old Spice Guys. Original, Fabio, Terry Crews. All just be added.Wake up. Crawl away from tower. Avoid Rickroller.I added Rick Astley as a person if interest to the generator. And then, when I tried to show off some of the epic loot, this happened. Anyways, both Astley and the stranger are off of the map... for now.
Did you...did you seriously add rickrolling as a special ability?
Also consider adding fictional characters, ideally including Dr.s House, Bright, Who, Cooper, Banner, Johnson, and/or Jekyl.Old Spice Guys. Original, Fabio, Terry Crews. All just be added.Wake up. Crawl away from tower. Avoid Rickroller.I added Rick Astley as a person if interest to the generator. And then, when I tried to show off some of the epic loot, this happened. Anyways, both Astley and the stranger are off of the map... for now.
Did you...did you seriously add rickrolling as a special ability?
"Alright, now that we have a suitable container for it, I can make you your damn pineapple octopus. It should do well as a test of the ability of this realm's magic to create lifeforms. Not an ideal subject, mind you, but it will do well enough.
"Now, then, Mr. Grabby, before I begin, would you mind moving that unconscious man over there a bit farther away from the cage? I don't want him getting killed by this thing if I can help it."
Razdak will summon thepineapple octopusmarlboro king as soon as Sven moves Arthur away from the cage.
If Rick Astley is in there, Theodore Roosevelt better be in there.Also consider adding fictional characters, ideally including Dr.s House, Bright, Who, Cooper, Banner, Johnson, and/or Jekyl.Old Spice Guys. Original, Fabio, Terry Crews. All just be added.Wake up. Crawl away from tower. Avoid Rickroller.I added Rick Astley as a person if interest to the generator. And then, when I tried to show off some of the epic loot, this happened. Anyways, both Astley and the stranger are off of the map... for now.
Did you...did you seriously add rickrolling as a special ability?
I know that, and said as much myself. That's why I asked Sven to move him."Alright, now that we have a suitable container for it, I can make you your damn pineapple octopus. It should do well as a test of the ability of this realm's magic to create lifeforms. Not an ideal subject, mind you, but it will do well enough.
"Now, then, Mr. Grabby, before I begin, would you mind moving that unconscious man over there a bit farther away from the cage? I don't want him getting killed by this thing if I can help it."
Razdak will summon thepineapple octopusmarlboro king as soon as Sven moves Arthur away from the cage.
Arthur is unconscious.
Now make a video of you singing it.It stopped writing itself after a while. So I rewrote it and it works better. Sure, it's not as connected to the initial idea of loot as I'd imagined, but I did as good as I could with what I had and the time I gave myself.Spoiler: As promised... (click to show/hide)
I'm honored and will consider it.Now make a video of you singing it.It stopped writing itself after a while. So I rewrote it and it works better. Sure, it's not as connected to the initial idea of loot as I'd imagined, but I did as good as I could with what I had and the time I gave myself.Spoiler: As promised... (click to show/hide)
Arthur isnt dead yet...Well...You're nowhere close to him...and I'm shooting arrows at him...so I have a pretty good chance of killing him.
And wont be anytime soon if i have anything to say about it
SO I uh totally didn't predict that was EXACTLY Arthur's demise this turn because I totally was not talking to the GM on steam because he's totally not my IRL friend :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D*Scrutinises your roll history meticulously*
It takes a while for Lucky to figure out who the guy was, since he's an old man now. When he does he replies, "Your the guy who hurt Lilia aren't you? Suuure... Here's your ax back!" And Lucky brings down the ax on the old guy's face. 'Nobody hurts Lilia and lives!' is what Lucky is thinking about as he attacks."Um...she attack me." He turn to Lilia "We cool now?"
"The rock ain't afraid of no bug, the rock will show you what the rock is made of." Grab the(Rock dexterity: 6+5)
syringe bug and smash it into a million pieces. Being careful not to be poked by its "stinger."
try looking at mr stone archer, if anyone attacks me or razdak kill them, if anyone moves to attack arthur poweslide over and kill them, if razdak moves to betray mekill himtake the staff back, if razdak begins to summon my pet powerslide over and drag arthur away from its reach
Fly up out of the top of the tower, and perch on the edge of the top. Begin firing at Arthur.(Sven dexterity: 1+3+2)
It takes a while for Lucky to figure out who the guy was, since he's an old man now. When he does he replies, "Your the guy who hurt Lilia aren't you? Suuure... Here's your ax back!" And Lucky brings down the ax on the old guy's face. 'Nobody hurts Lilia and lives!' is what Lucky is thinking about as he attacks."Um...she attack me." He turn to Lilia "We cool now?"
If Lucky attack, disarm my axe from him.
"Um...she attack me." He turn to Lilia "We cool now?"
If Lucky attack, disarm my axe from him.
Lucky stops his ax inches from the old ax guy's face and jumps back a little to say, "Even in self defense it doesn't matter... but since your asking her, Lilia what do you say about him? Should I kill him for you hurting you?" Then he whispers to Unlucky, "Hey bro, let's catch up in a little while. I got some business to take care of."
Listen to what Lilia says. If she says kill him then go back to axing his face. If she doesn't then don't attack him, but still don't give him his ax back. Instead tell him to make do with those floating spike thingies of his.
(I just noticed it'd be kinda silly to type in my color, because well, look at it.)(Lilia whimsy: Heads)
"Oh you know. The usual. You?" Aid Lucky in their action.
"Alright, now that we have a suitable container for it, I can make you your damn pineapple octopus. It should do well as a test of the ability of this realm's magic to create lifeforms. Not an ideal subject, mind you, but it will do well enough.(Razdak affinity: 4+5+4)
"Now, then, Mr. Grabby, before I begin, would you mind moving that unconscious man over there a bit farther away from the cage? I don't want him getting killed by this thing if I can help it."
Razdak will summon thepineapple octopusmarlboro king as soon as Sven moves Arthur away from the cage.
I said this about five minutes before the turn was going to be up last night to tell stefmor that he'd be in, and then my parents made me go to bed before I could post it. So yeah, sorry about that spoiler...SO I uh totally didn't predict that was EXACTLY Arthur's demise this turn because I totally was not talking to the GM on steam because he's totally not my IRL friend :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D*Scrutinises your roll history meticulously*
And this quite honestly made my day :)It stopped writing itself after a while. So I rewrote it and it works better. Sure, it's not as connected to the initial idea of loot as I'd imagined, but I did as good as I could with what I had and the time I gave myself.Spoiler: As promised... (click to show/hide)
Lucky stays on guard, in case the Ax guy decides to try something funny. Lucky turns back to Unlucky and starts talking to him. "So the calling of loot got you too, eh? I got the best thing I could ask for, a super cute guardian loli... er... angel!" Lucky says while boasting about Lilia, "How about you? What'd you get?""I've got nothing. I dunno where you got an angel from, but that doesn't sound too bad." Punch axe guy in the face if he succeeds.
Lucky the one with an axe, I'm the one trying to get his axe back.Lucky stays on guard, in case the Ax guy decides to try something funny. Lucky turns back to Unlucky and starts talking to him. "So the calling of loot got you too, eh? I got the best thing I could ask for, a super cute guardian loli... er... angel!" Lucky says while boasting about Lilia, "How about you? What'd you get?""I've got nothing. I dunno where you got an angel from, but that doesn't sound too bad." Punch axe guy in the face if he succeeds.
"You don't got a weapon, huh? I got an idea to fix that." Lucky turn to Lilia and asks, "Hey can you make a sword out of water in the air for a few seconds? I'm gonna freeze it with the ax.""Hey! It not a toy."
Okay I'll clarify. By axe guy I mean John.Lucky the one with an axe, I'm the one trying to get his axe back.Lucky stays on guard, in case the Ax guy decides to try something funny. Lucky turns back to Unlucky and starts talking to him. "So the calling of loot got you too, eh? I got the best thing I could ask for, a super cute guardian loli... er... angel!" Lucky says while boasting about Lilia, "How about you? What'd you get?""I've got nothing. I dunno where you got an angel from, but that doesn't sound too bad." Punch axe guy in the face if he succeeds.
Someone die so i can get in please. Also in case Lilia ever moves from Lucky, you might want to give her a dot.My blood debt against Arthur is paid, so I guess it's time to go regular psychotic again.
Someone die so i can get in please. Also in case Lilia ever moves from Lucky, you might want to give her a dot.
I thought that objects effects you had to have badassery rolls. Something you have a lot of pluses to.Someone die so i can get in please. Also in case Lilia ever moves from Lucky, you might want to give her a dot.
Well I'm probably gonna die turn 1 from touching the fan, so you'll probably get in next round. Negative luck is fun.
Affinity. Which he has minuses to.I thought that objects effects you had to have badassery rolls. Something you have a lot of pluses to.Someone die so i can get in please. Also in case Lilia ever moves from Lucky, you might want to give her a dot.
Well I'm probably gonna die turn 1 from touching the fan, so you'll probably get in next round. Negative luck is fun.
Affinity is for determining how in tune with the thing you are. Badassery is how it affects you.Affinity. Which he has minuses to.I thought that objects effects you had to have badassery rolls. Something you have a lot of pluses to.Someone die so i can get in please. Also in case Lilia ever moves from Lucky, you might want to give her a dot.
Well I'm probably gonna die turn 1 from touching the fan, so you'll probably get in next round. Negative luck is fun.
It probably WOULD be affinity, plus endurance here or something, as it's likely some kind of elemental magic on it.Affinity is for determining how in tune with the thing you are. Badassery is how it affects you.Affinity. Which he has minuses to.I thought that objects effects you had to have badassery rolls. Something you have a lot of pluses to.Someone die so i can get in please. Also in case Lilia ever moves from Lucky, you might want to give her a dot.
Well I'm probably gonna die turn 1 from touching the fan, so you'll probably get in next round. Negative luck is fun.
Alos I just nomed this for Hall of Fame.
"How am I going to kill with this""I'd appreciate it if you all would stop trying to commit murders in front of me for a couple of minutes at least. Who am I kidding, that's never going to happen. I'll just have to get as far away as possible from you homicidal maniacs if I'm to get some temporary peace and quiet."
Murder Razdak with iron thorns
"See useless."
Negative Luck is way too fun. More of you guys should try it.After seeing what happened to hellhound, I'm not eager.
Negative Luck is way too fun. More of you guys should try it.After seeing what happened to hellhound, I'm not eager.
ALANI BLOW YOUR HOOOORN! That, and fly over Sven while doing it.
Do secret pm type things, oh and dodge alanis whateverness and hit scapheap with my longsword on the way past.
"How am I going to kill with this""I'd appreciate it if you all would stop trying to commit murders in front of me for a couple of minutes at least. Who am I kidding, that's never going to happen. I'll just have to get as far away as possible from you homicidal maniacs if I'm to get some temporary peace and quiet."
Murder Razdak with iron thorns
"See useless."
Razdak creates a Chinese dragon made of vines and rides it over to the void.
(OOC: Sorry, I'm late. Some water dripped onto my laptop's keyboard and fucked up some of my keys, so I had it turned off while I waited for it to dry to make sure it didn't get damaged.)
"How am I going to kill with this"(Alani dexterity: 2+2)
Murder Razdak with iron thorns
"See useless."
"I have a strange feeling something EXTREMELY BADASS is going to happen if I touch that fan, so I should test the properties first! On that guy that thinks he's sneaking."Throw random object on the ground at the fan and see what happens.
Actually just pick up the fan because losing is fun. Then proceed to fight the dude in the bushes by smashing his face in with the top of the fan assuming I don't implode horribly.
Edit: Arthur died lol. I promised him I would give him free internet cookie if he survived until I spawned, but the irony in this is that his death caused my spawn. I say half cookie.
Sneak closer to sir Sir Badassitude and watch him from the bushes. If he survives using his(Badassitude dexterity: 2+1)
weapon, run over and pile-drive his face into the ground. If not, stay hidden in the bushes.
Avoided touching his weapon.
Lucky stays on guard, in case the Ax guy decides to try something funny. Lucky turns back to Unlucky and starts talking to him. "So the calling of loot got you too, eh? I got the best thing I could ask for, a super cute guardian loli... er... angel!" Lucky says while boasting about Lilia, "How about you? What'd you get?""I've got nothing. I dunno where you got an angel from, but that doesn't sound too bad." Punch axe guy in the face if he succeeds.
"Well... I don't where she come from either hahaha. She just came out of no where while I was falling from the sky." Lucky tells his brother. He thinks for a while and then says, "You don't got a weapon, huh? I got an idea to fix that." Lucky turn to Lilia and asks, "Hey can you make a sword out of water in the air for a few seconds? I'm gonna freeze it with the ax."(Lilia affinity: 1+2)
Ask Lilia to make a sword out of water. If she can do that then when she does, tap it with the ax to freeze it solid. Then give it to Unlucky. If I get attacked, ax whoever attacks me instead.
((Now you'll have a weapon until it melts... if my plan works out lol))
Oh, and I'd like to thank everyone who has nominated this for the RTD Hall of Fame (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=104811.0). You guys are the best!No problem.
Wonder why I am not on the map than head towards the rock and badassitude. Anyone want to ally with me?
((Wow. Uh....Sorry, Kadzar. Did NOT mean to kill you there. Was actually going to ask for an alliance. :P))
remind the dragon that alani just killed its creator/father the powerslide down the length of its body until i reach the point closest to the ground then jump off and tuck and roll1. Not likely going to work, considering he made it to kill you. For taking his staff and such.
Once im back on solid ground powerslide in an arc around the marlboro death zone and point willys arm and bowgun at mr flying douchebag then make him pull the trigger and run off again
((Sure, I'll join an alliance. And I'm sad because I was planning out a whole 'hey, aren't you that guy? That my sister had an alliance with here? No? Wanna be in an alliance anyway?' Type thing.))
((I'm fine with that alliance, I guess.))((Wow. Uh....Sorry, Kadzar. Did NOT mean to kill you there. Was actually going to ask for an alliance. :P))Follow and help out Unlucky in whatever he decides to do. Ask Lilia to put a shield on Unlucky if possible.
If me or my bro are attacked, counter with my ax if they are in range of it. If they are nearby but not in ax range, have Lilia geyser them. ((I'm gonna call that my counter plan from now on, if you don't mind Wwolin. Kinda annoying to type that every time lol))
1) he made it to escape scapheapI made the dragon to escape all the lunatics around me that kept interrupting my research. As for whether it will listen to you, that's for Wwolin to decide, but I told it to go to the void, and, unless you can manage to persuade it well enough, to the void it will go and over the void it will stay.
2) im not stealing it im pointing it at you then punching him in the trigger finger
3) you cant stop me trying
"The Rock wants to know if Willy snow wants to join our team, if not The Rock will murder him."
Name: Javier.... Ummm*looks up rascist last name* GonzalesIll try to get back in this......
Looks: Skinny Puerto Rican Guy with a sombrero....... And a poncho with maracas, castanets, and un guitarra
Stats
Strength: -
Endurance: -
Dexterity: +
Affinity: +
Luck:-
Badassery: +
Please stop vowing revenge against me for results beyond my control, it makes me sad.
Name: Javier.... Ummm*looks up rascist last name* GonzalesIll try to get back in this......
Looks: Skinny Puerto Rican Guy with a sombrero....... And a poncho with maracas, castanets, and un guitarra
Stats
Strength: -
Endurance: -
Dexterity: +
Affinity: +
Luck:-
Badassery: +
Btw, what happened to the Panties I became when I died?
I do not understand your hostility :(1)He still probably doesn't want you running around and using his stuff without permission.
1)I didnt attempt to steal your staff, i merely placed my hand upon it because it was the only viable method i had to defend myself.
2)i wanted to have the marlboro attack alani while he/she was still on the tower not break free and kill everyone
3) i specified in my action to attack your attacker.
4)it was alanis greed that killed you and not part of my master plan
5) you inadvertantly got arthur killed when you made that cage and he vowed no revenge against either of us
Please stop vowing revenge against me for results beyond my control, it makes me sad.
Now Scap's character is the oldest one left and either he or me will probably die soon.In more ways that one. :P
Play a really loud major seventh over and over to annoy Alani.
Now Scap's character is the oldest one left and either he or me will probably die soon.Or?
...You don't act like you know much about music, do you?Play a really loud major seventh over and over to annoy Alani.Hey, I LIKE Major 7ths! Beautiful! Maybe you can make it a Second Inversion Diminished Seventh? That usually gets me.
Now Scap's character is the oldest one left and either he or me will probably die soon.Or?
Well, it is, but I was protesting the implied assumption that only one of you would die.What? Is it supposed to be "I" instead of "me" or something?Now Scap's character is the oldest one left and either he or me will probably die soon.Or?
I do not understand your hostility :(Don't worry, I'm not personally mad at you. Razdak was just mad at Sven because he kept interrupting his research, and, to Razdak, that's worse than killing him, because death in another universe is not a true ending for Greencloaks, it just means they can't go back that specific universe, at least, not by their usual means. And Razdak figured he would be killed eventually, or might have to kill himself, he just hoped to be able to do more experiments before he went, and Sven's grabbing his wand set that back at least a turn. Of course, Razdak's vendetta is not shared by the other Greencloaks, and I figured that, by the time Razdak met Sven again in another universe, they would have talked him into at the very least just restraining Sven when he saw him.
1)I didnt attempt to steal your staff, i merely placed my hand upon it because it was the only viable method i had to defend myself.
2)i wanted to have the marlboro attack alani while he/she was still on the tower not break free and kill everyone
3) i specified in my action to attack your attacker.
4)it was alanis greed that killed you and not part of my master plan
5) you inadvertantly got arthur killed when you made that cage and he vowed no revenge against either of us
Please stop vowing revenge against me for results beyond my control, it makes me sad.
What? I really do like the sound of Major Sevenths. It has a nice scrunch to it. And by SIDS, I mean a Diminished Seventh in it's Second Inversion. How much do YOU know about music?...You don't act like you know much about music, do you?Play a really loud major seventh over and over to annoy Alani.Hey, I LIKE Major 7ths! Beautiful! Maybe you can make it a Second Inversion Diminished Seventh? That usually gets me.
Enough to now realize what you mean, and to wonder why people like major sevenths.What? I really do like the sound of Major Sevenths. It has a nice scrunch to it. And by SIDS, I mean a Diminished Seventh in its Second Inversion. How much do YOU know about music?...You don't act like you know much about music, do you?Play a really loud major seventh over and over to annoy Alani.Hey, I LIKE Major 7ths! Beautiful! Maybe you can make it a Second Inversion Diminished Seventh? That usually gets me.
They're a bit annoying to identify by ear. Which I have to do for an upcoming exam. Along with Major and Minor Thirds, Perfect Fifth, Perfect Octaves, Major and Minor Sixths, and a few going down from the Tonic Note instead of Up.Well, I haven't established any good tricks for the tonics, but...well, think of songs which start with the intervals.
Yeah, I do that too.They're a bit annoying to identify by ear. Which I have to do for an upcoming exam. Along with Major and Minor Thirds, Perfect Fifth, Perfect Octaves, Major and Minor Sixths, and a few going down from the Tonic Note instead of Up.Well, I haven't established any good tricks for the tonics, but...well, think of songs which start with the intervals.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((Wow. Uh....Sorry, Kadzar. Did NOT mean to kill you there. Was actually going to ask for an alliance. :P))
Give the horn one last blow, before shooting off a single arrow at Sven.
remind the dragon that alani just killed its creator/father the powerslide down the length of its body until i reach the point closest to the ground then jump off and tuck and roll
Once im back on solid ground powerslide in an arc around the marlboro death zone and point willys arm and bowgun at mr flying douchebag then make him pull the trigger and run off again
Wonder why I am not on the map than look for trouble and move away from it. Shoot if necessary. Anyone want to ally with me?
(Dragon targeting: 5) I used a d5 to pick from the five guys closest to the dragon. Alani was number fiveMAKE HIM TOUCH THE WEAPON ANYWAYS BY BITCH SLAPPING HIM WITH IT.
Electric fan the hell out of Willy Snow.
"I tried asking nicely..."
Heart murder Lucky
Lucky sighs at the craziness that seems to pop up around him again. He glares at the old guy with the spikes as if saying "please give me a reason to kill you." Lucky turns to Unlucky and suggests to him we should get away from that dragon head and run away from the giant plant monster, but leaves it up to his bro to decide on the next move. Lucky also asks Lilia to put a shield bubble thing on Unlucky, if that's not too much of a burden for her.(John dexterity: 4-1)
((Not much dialogue for my RP thing this time lol))
Follow and help out Unlucky in whatever he decides to do. Ask Lilia to put a shield on Unlucky if possible.
If me or my bro are attacked, counter with my ax if they are in range of it. If they are nearby but not in ax range, have Lilia geyser them. ((I'm gonna call that my counter plan from now on, if you don't mind Wwolin. Kinda annoying to type that every time lol))
"You think you are bad Sir Badassitude? Well the rock is here to tell you something, you're not.(Rock luck: 3-6)
You are nothing little cry baby pretending to be a man. The rock has beat down giants in the ring,
do you think the rock is scared of you? Uh...ya right. The rock will ask you this only once."
DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?Break one of his knees with a side kick, then do a spinning round kick to his face. Don't touch
his weapon.
Never mind, Badassitude is The Rocks friend now.Beat Willy Snow to death with the help of Badassitude. Try to take his bow gun while I am at it.
Never mind, Willy Snow is The Rocks friend now. Try to find a large tree branch to use as a club.
"This seems like the proper moment to start running, if I say so myself."
Accept sword. Get away from the giant monsters, running south. Retaliate with ice sword if attacked.
Oh, and Wwolin: How did you make this loot generator?It's really just a long and complicated chart, kinda like The Metamorphica, which assigns powers to die rolls. It used to generate the objects themselves, but that was a pain, and didn't really work for negatives. So now it's numbers upon numbers.
It sounded like a computer program. How did you program it?The old one was a program. I just made a bunch of values assigned to objects and abilities, and depending on the luck roll, it would select a certain amount of these abilities. Of course, this led to issues with negative objects and comprehending what the hell "- 1 shoe" was supposed to mean, and when I found out about The Metamorphica, I figured that it was a far better system than what I had, so I made something similar.
So you played a chord.YUS. I AM JUST THAT BADASS.
On a trumpet?
Keep blowing the horn, because Badassitude kinda likes it and Alani kinda has a bit of a crush on him. Proceed to fire three arrows: 1 at Sven, 1 at Willy, and 1 at the Dragon. Thingy.How the hell are you firing arrows while playing a trumpet. I'm scared.
I HAVE A VERY STRONG JAW DON'T JUDGE ME.Keep blowing the horn, because Badassitude kinda likes it and Alani kinda has a bit of a crush on him. Proceed to fire three arrows: 1 at Sven, 1 at Willy, and 1 at the Dragon. Thingy.How the hell are you firing arrows while playing a trumpet. I'm scared.
Operation save loli is a go.Wait... you wanna save her too?
One does not simply kill a loli and get away with it.Operation save loli is a go.Wait... you wanna save her too?
If lolis are in the generator, is a certain bear in there?... God dammit Toaster.
Ditto.If lolis are in the generator, is a certain bear in there?... God dammit Toaster.
If lolis are in the generator, is a certain bear in there?EHEHEhe.
Wait, what bear?Pedobear I presume... And yeah, he's in there...
Oh hell seriously? What does he get a +5 to all rolls involving lolis or some crap?Wait, what bear?Pedobear I presume... And yeah, he's in there...
I hope so. I love brutally slaughtering unnaturally cute things.Oh hell seriously? What does he get a +5 to all rolls involving lolis or some crap?Wait, what bear?Pedobear I presume... And yeah, he's in there...
I hope so. I love brutally slaughtering unnaturally cute things.
What ARE lolis? I'm honestly just distrustful of anything of that name.I hope so. I love brutally slaughtering unnaturally cute things.
Right, I'll make my characters from now on not like your characters and call it instinct. Unless you promise to leave lolis out of your list of unnaturally cute things.
On a less creepy note, I'll start on the turn in like five minutes, as soon as I'm done with the last part of this essay. If anyone here ever has to analyze a gothic short story, my advice is to just use adjectives and alliteration until your english teacher bursts into tears. Works every time for me...You caused our english teacher to burst into tears?
Little Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzxFpioo7q8)What ARE lolis? I'm honestly just distrustful of anything of that name.I hope so. I love brutally slaughtering unnaturally cute things.
Right, I'll make my characters from now on not like your characters and call it instinct. Unless you promise to leave lolis out of your list of unnaturally cute things.
Won't load.Little Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzxFpioo7q8)What ARE lolis? I'm honestly just distrustful of anything of that name.I hope so. I love brutally slaughtering unnaturally cute things.
Right, I'll make my characters from now on not like your characters and call it instinct. Unless you promise to leave lolis out of your list of unnaturally cute things.
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Right, I'll make my characters from now on not like your characters and call it instinct. Unless you promise to leave lolis out of your list of unnaturally cute things.
What ARE lolis? I'm honestly just distrustful of anything of that name.
If anyone here ever has to analyze a gothic short story, my advice is to just use adjectives and alliteration until your english teacher bursts into tears. Works every time for me...I'd prefer to do something that would give me a good grade, thank you very much.
I googled it.ಠ_ಠ
AHH OH DEAR GORD BURN IT WITH FIRE AND CRUSH IT WITH HAMSTONE
I googled it.Something like that. Anyways, cough syrup induced immaturity is winding down, and turn is coming up, so hold on to your hats guys, 'cause things are about to get awesome!
AHH OH DEAR GORD BURN IT WITH FIRE AND CRUSH IT WITH HAMSTONE
I'd like it if you rolled a 12 and got Sauron in his metal armor thing. Or getting that mace that sends people flying.If anyone here ever has to analyze a gothic short story, my advice is to just use adjectives and alliteration until your english teacher bursts into tears. Works every time for me...I'd prefer to do something that would give me a good grade, thank you very much.
...Is Edgar Allen Poe in the generator?
Gary Gygax?
Dr. Who?
I googled it.I hope your talking about pedobear, then yes I agree.
AHH OH DEAR GORD BURN IT WITH FIRE AND CRUSH IT WITH HAMSTONE
Congratulations, this thread now has an entire page of discussion about lolis and pedobear. You guys are the [superlative adjective]!
BOTH OF THEM.I googled it.I hope your talking about pedobear, then yes I agree.
AHH OH DEAR GORD BURN IT WITH FIRE AND CRUSH IT WITH HAMSTONE
Then yes, I half agree.BOTH OF THEM.I googled it.I hope your talking about pedobear, then yes I agree.
AHH OH DEAR GORD BURN IT WITH FIRE AND CRUSH IT WITH HAMSTONE
Hooray random circlejerk.
Can either mean a term for something incredibly stupid and off topic for the current situation often involving meme's and bad spelling and CAPS, or it can mean... uhh don't look it up.Hooray random circlejerk.
I have no idea what that is. I'm assuming it's bad.
Keep running, east at first. Try and lose it in the forest. If I can't, start heading north and bring it towards lucky, and his combat partner. If I somehow do all this in one turn, shout "I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA!" at them.
(It would pick me as a target. It's almost like lucky and I really do have the dice for/against us based on our names alone. And now I go to attempt to please the dice gods.)
Do you smell what The rock is cooking? No you don't because its a secret.(Unlucky dexterity: 4+3)
"Oh SHIT Willy's the good guy? Sorry I have to go save the loli!"
Run and try to save angel by being the guardian angel of the guardian angel. Save the guardian angel by flanking and smacking John in the face with the fan.
"RAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!" Lucky gives his entire being to his rage.Spoiler: Example minus the green skin and eyes (click to show/hide)
Give into my rage and crush the old guy's neck with my bare hands. Don't even dodge whatever attacks are thrown at me, just focus on killing him with everything at my disposal (nails, teeth, head, knees, hands, feet, elbows, everything)
((I'm assuming I'll get some sort of bonus for something in exchange for not even attempting to dodge.))
"If you had just handed it back, she would not be bleeding to death."(Badassitude dexterity: 4+1-2)
Spike storm Lucky
Do super top secret hiding in the tall grass stuff.
Keep blowing the horn, because Badassitude kinda likes it and Alani kinda has a bit of a crush on him. Proceed to fire three arrows: 1 at Sven, 1 at Willy, and 1 at the Dragon. Thingy.
Wake up, mutter something, then kill angel.(Sven dexterity: 5+3+2)
Name: Shirly Snow
Looks: An awful country singer
Stats:
Strength:+
Endurance: -------------
Dexterity:++++++
Affinity: -
Luck: +
Badassery: ++++++
Sooo... you wanna just call this a draw? I cant touch you and your attempts to kill me are proving extremely detrimental to those who arent me.I dunno. I think One more horn blow should do it. If Alani can find you. Which she will. Then she'll take a nap. In the bed.
do the second pm's secret stuff
"Die faster!""AHAHAHAHA, you can't punch when you're dead!"
Spike punch Lucky.
"Foolish mortal, you know little of the the lands be on death.""Die faster!""AHAHAHAHA, you can't punch when you're dead!"
Spike punch Lucky.
"Okaysure. Would you bring me there with you some time? Wait I can't. damn NewU station contract.""Foolish mortal, you know little of the the lands be on death.""Die faster!""AHAHAHAHA, you can't punch when you're dead!"
Spike punch Lucky.
"There a loophoop in those which would allow you a week to explore them.""Okaysure. Would you bring me there with you some time? Wait I can't. damn NewU station contract.""Foolish mortal, you know little of the the lands be on death.""Die faster!""AHAHAHAHA, you can't punch when you're dead!"
Spike punch Lucky.
Hey evil old guy, go kill the badass guy instead. Thanks :D"Why? He did not steal my axe and refuse to give it back."
Hey evil old guy, go kill the badass guy instead. Thanks :D"Hey I ran all the way over here to help you and you say that!?"
Well, he did tried killing you (though did too... twice) and doesn't he seem more dangerous then me?"There a loophoop in those which would allow you a week to explore them.""Okaysure. Would you bring me there with you some time? Wait I can't. damn NewU station contract.""Foolish mortal, you know little of the the lands be on death.""Die faster!""AHAHAHAHA, you can't punch when you're dead!"
Spike punch Lucky.Hey evil old guy, go kill the badass guy instead. Thanks :D"Why? He did not steal my axe and refuse to give it back."
Hey evil old guy, go kill the badass guy instead. Thanks :D"Hey I ran all the way over here to help you and you say that!?"
Actually the more I think about the more logic I see in this situation...
"Come John attack me, I have a weapon that even with a 7 badassery roll (Which you can't even roll) caused me to grow god damn feet on my shoulder. Imagine what horrors it can do to your scrawny self, and with this I am eager to see your demise."
Well, he did tried killing you (though did too... twice) and doesn't he seem more dangerous then me?"You attack me for no good reason, he attacking me because of you plus I like his guts, the brave thing guts not his actually guts."
Edited my character. Notice how my country singer is down on her luck.She wouldn't be a country singer if she wasn't.
"Might as well take this sumbitch for a spin."(Bubba affinity: 4-2+2)
Practice throwing a javelin at a feet 20 or so feet away. If anyone attacks me, practice throwing at them instead.
Sooo... you wanna just call this a draw? I cant touch you and your attempts to kill me are proving extremely detrimental to those who arent me.
do the second pm's secret stuff
I dunno. I think One more horn blow should do it. If Alani can find you. Which she will. Then she'll take a nap. In the bed.
"Die faster!"
Spike punch Lucky.
((Damn, I was hoping your oldness would be enough to kill ya with my bare hands.))
Lucky comes to his senses, quite possibly because the pain where his left eye used to be can't be ignored, calmly (as possible) reviews the situation. Lilia is dying from a bunch of holes in her gut, the old bastard has the advantage, and some badass guy comes out of nowhere and attacks him. Lucky does what he's done his whole life. "Come on luck, don't fail me now of all times!" He yells right before performing his action.
I'm... gonna PM this action this time.
Glancing down at Lilia and then at Lucky Sir Badassitude realized he was probably too late to save Lilia, but there was hope for Lucky.Ripping the Two tiny feet off his shoulders, the badass proceeds to stuff the feet in his mouth and bite down for good measure.Actually keep the feet because shoulder feet are effing awesome. He then proceeds to ready his fan and jab it through Johns chest. Roll dex to dodge in front of and take the full force of John's attack.
Save my bro, by kicking his assailant(s) repeatedly. Also use the sword.
Edit: Forgot I had a sword. Geez I'm bad at this.
Must kill Unlucky! Keep charging at him, trying to break his neck or steal his sword.(Sven dexterity: 3+3+2) 8
If I get his sword, cut his head off with a spinning slash.
( Well one of our team members is dead, do you want to replace him Bubba? )
MIN MAX SPAWNS ON THE TOWER RUBBLE!
(Minmax luck: 6+6)
(Minmax luck: 6+6)
(6+6)OH YEAH!
"WAIT! Lucky! I'm sorry, should've told you to plug your ears."
Swoop down, and grab both Lucky and Lilia, and get them to the Bed! Maybe It'll help them. Somehow.
Edit: Damit you stupid quote button being so close to the modify button >.>
Well I'll say this, ((Wwolin, something came to mind about negative luck and killing people. I think you should ask people if they want there luck bonus to go up or down so the people with negative luck can keep getting negative type weapons. Though I really don't know the difference between negative weapons and positive ones. What is the main differeance really?))
Probably a good idea. And negative luck chooses from a slightly different set of abilities, an entirely different set of NPC personalities, and is usually indescriminate about harming its owner. But it can still make a really effective weapon, if the dice are in your favor and you have the stats to not be instagibbed. For example, a positive luck lightning element sword would only electrocute you if you botched your affinity roll. A similar sword made with negative luck would zap you regardless, and probably do some pretty major damage if you didn't have a great endurance roll. But both could electrify targets on contact. Also, the further you get into negative luck, the more messed up the weapons get. Somewhere around -10, I made a gun that would exsanguinate the user and convert their blood into flaming bullets that homed in in the person firing the weapon before exploding in a shower of mist that caused internal organs to grow so large that they burst forth from the body. Sure, it could absolutely murder you, but provided you survived the initial test firing and had the endurance to cope with the blood loss, you could be pretty deadly with it.Edit: Damit you stupid quote button being so close to the modify button >.>
Well I'll say this, ((Wwolin, something came to mind about negative luck and killing people. I think you should ask people if they want there luck bonus to go up or down so the people with negative luck can keep getting negative type weapons. Though I really don't know the difference between negative weapons and positive ones. What is the main differeance really?))
The rock proposes that we name our tag team The Badass Rocks, and have are theme song be this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw)Most certainly.
Do you agree Sir Badassitude?
Dude that gun is kick ass. Plus seems like having high endurance would be a good idea with negative luck.Oh yes I'm trying to attack you, so uh, if you get knocked out this will be effing hilarious what I plan on doing. I suggest going with it.
That reminds me, seems like Badassitude's fan is making him grow a person from his body when ever he hit's someone with it. I wonder who he's growing lol.
The rock proposes that we name our tag team The Badass Rocks, and have are theme song be this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw)Most certainly.
Do you agree Sir Badassitude?
Oh yes I'm trying to attack you, so uh, if you get knocked out this will be effing hilarious what I plan on doing. I suggest going with it.
If you murder the shit out of me then I'll just tell you what I was going to do. :PThe rock proposes that we name our tag team The Badass Rocks, and have are theme song be this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw)Most certainly.
Do you agree Sir Badassitude?
Yeah that theme song doesn't sound anything like The Rock would choose. Though I can defiantly see that as Badassitude's lol.
Oh yes I'm trying to attack you, so uh, if you get knocked out this will be effing hilarious what I plan on doing. I suggest going with it.
I might... if Green fails tokidnaphelp me, and I do get knocked out because IC, I'm basically gonna try to rip out yoursoulheart if I'm awake. But yeah If I get knocked I'll try to stay like that as long as you can guarantee that your 80% sure I'll live. Also no killing me on purpose.
Swoop down, and grab both Lucky and Lilia, and get them to the Bed! Maybe It'll help them. Somehow.Lilia's dead, Jim.
There's still a body, Bob.Swoop down, and grab both Lucky and Lilia, and get them to the Bed! Maybe It'll help them. Somehow.Lilia's dead, Jim.
Anyways, my next character is going to have hugely negative luck and put the extras in affinity, endurance, and agility.
BTW still trying to save Lilia. D: Probably part of the reason Sir Badassitude just went insane (If he wasn't already) when Lilia died.
Going to try to not get you killed until Lilia is resurrected, so that when I do kill you she will be safe in the loot realm. :DBTW still trying to save Lilia. D: Probably part of the reason Sir Badassitude just went insane (If he wasn't already) when Lilia died.
Um... yeah i don't you changed much IC lol. I'm pretty much assuming she's dead for good, thus my IC reason for going insane (much more noticably then you lol)... Nnless someone amazing get's the an exact duplicate weapon as me I'm betting she's gone... but I bet the chances of that is really low.
Good luck, pal. I don't think Lucky's a necrophiliac, though.There's still a body, Bob.Swoop down, and grab both Lucky and Lilia, and get them to the Bed! Maybe It'll help them. Somehow.Lilia's dead, Jim.
Good luck with the resurrection.Going to try to not get you killed until Lilia is resurrected, so that when I do kill you she will be safe in the loot realm. :DBTW still trying to save Lilia. D: Probably part of the reason Sir Badassitude just went insane (If he wasn't already) when Lilia died.
Um... yeah i don't you changed much IC lol. I'm pretty much assuming she's dead for good, thus my IC reason for going insane (much more noticably then you lol)... Nnless someone amazing get's the an exact duplicate weapon as me I'm betting she's gone... but I bet the chances of that is really low.
Edit: When I say safe I mean stuck inside an area full of weapons and death D:Yeah...we may have varying definitions of "safe."
((Now I wish I had joined in that massive clusterflop.))
"Aw hell yeah!"
Retrieve it and do stuff.
(Min Max dexterity: 2+6)MIN MAX SPAWNS ON THE TOWER RUBBLE!
(Minmax luck: 6+6)(Minmax luck: 6+6)(6+6)OH YEAH!
"Hmm... Flowers. Wait, what?!"
Min quickly calms down though, because he was already pretty much disformed. He examines his hammer.
"...I wonder what this thing does?"
Give the warhammer a few experimental swings.
Well that was interesting... kinda tempted to steal the "lets clusterfuck john" rat but im afraid it will bite me and ill get rabies or something.
make like a pokemon and hide in the tall grass
also pm stuff
"WAIT! Lucky! I'm sorry, should've told you to plug your ears."
Swoop down, and grab both Lucky and Lilia, and get them to the Bed! Maybe It'll help them. Somehow.
"....................................................................kill," Lucky has completely snapped. He can't get "kill" revenge, he seen John fall over with the "kill" stupid overgrown muscle head "kill" guy attacking him. He couldn't tell Lilia he fell in love with her there short time "kill" together. The only "kill" thing in Lucky's mind is the 1st minute of this. (http://youtu.be/9ylVRGttEW4)
Kill the closest person to my by stealing their weapon and killing them with it. In case of no weapon, strangle the life out of them.
"Well. That happened." (I'm so screwed.)
Super secret action.
"That was not badass, that was weak." Sir Badassitude turns towards the sun, appreciating the colors. "But if risking my life to help others is weak..." He turns back to Lucky laughing and sobbing at the same time with tears steaming down his eyes. "I understand now. And I will never forget..." Badassitude starts stepping towards the sobbing Lucky. "Why do you look with such empty eyes?" Sir Badassitude sits down in front of Lucky, like literally right on top of Lilia. Sir Badassitude gets irritated, noting Lucky didn't respond yet. "PERHAPS WHAT YOU NEED IS HELP GETTING CLOSER TO HER?!" Putting on a huge grin Sir Badassitude stands up before Lucky, picks up Lilia's corpse and proceeds to slam it into Lucky until Luckydies or gives in to the pain.gets knocked out. If Alani is faster, jump on the bed and start sleeping for no reason besides Badassitude going completely insane.
Edit: I accidentally a capitalization
Run over to Badassitude and give him a bro fist. (https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQt6KNwql2EMmjML0rjd2przoRrCYad85xGJ6rCzfs0QH19vKqMUg)(Alani dexterity: 5+2)
Then casually walk to unlucky and snap his neck or bash in his face.
ungodly slumber party, stuffYou couldn't describe this in any better way.
I think it's a luck modifier.Precisely! Accidentally implies luck.
((Btw, Shouldn't I have my shield back now that Lilia is alive again?))Nope. Leglia, as I call her, has an entirely new set of powers.
Wait... did... did that bed switch all the powers for the weapons? Like... Stefmor's fan has water powers instead of leg powers now?((Btw, Shouldn't I have my shield back now that Lilia is alive again?))Nope. Leglia, as I call her, has an entirely new set of powers.
Wait... did... did that bed switch all the powers for the weapons? Like... Stefmor's fan has water powers instead of leg powers now?((Btw, Shouldn't I have my shield back now that Lilia is alive again?))Nope. Leglia, as I call her, has an entirely new set of powers.
Well at least she has a nice set of legs, right?Which set?
and five till killing mortals time.We're not mortals, we're internet people. :)
Um...morals guardians censoring time?and five till killing mortals time.We're not mortals, we're internet people. :)
I have no idea what that means.Um...morals guardians censoring time?and five till killing mortals time.We're not mortals, we're internet people. :)
Well at least she has a nice set of legs, right?...I was going to make essentially this joke.
How many new legs does Lilia have, and where are they? Is it, say, six new pairs, one from the hips, one from the shoulders, one from the sides, or...um...whatever, I'm not coming up with every possibility?
Guys, stop counting the number of deaths 'till the turn. You're stealing my gig!
She has legs of various sizes pretty much everywhere. Not really organized into pairs, just legs upon legs upon legs. It's like a foot fetishist's dream.Well at least she has a nice set of legs, right?...I was going to make essentially this joke.
How many new legs does Lilia have, and where are they? Is it, say, six new pairs, one from the hips, one from the shoulders, one from the sides, or...um...whatever, I'm not coming up with every possibility?
((Four more deaths...four more deaths...))
D'aaaaww.Guys, stop counting the number of deaths 'till the turn. You're stealing my gig!
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
Guys, stop counting the number of deaths 'till the turn. You're stealing my gig!I don't know when you started, but I was doing this sort of thing before the arrival of Razdak.
When Grawson got killed. Way before Radzak.Guys, stop counting the number of deaths 'till the turn. You're stealing my gig!I don't know when you started, but I was doing this sort of thing before the arrival of Razdak.
Yeah, and I did it before Grawson died, though I guess I didn't really count down, just noted that there were three deaths until Razdak would arrive (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=121745.msg3995636#msg3995636). Still, I can claim that I'm not copying anyone but myself. All the rest of y'all are imitating us.When Grawson got killed. Way before Radzak.Guys, stop counting the number of deaths 'till the turn. You're stealing my gig!I don't know when you started, but I was doing this sort of thing before the arrival of Razdak.
That's sad. Unless Lucky is such a fetishist.She has legs of various sizes pretty much everywhere. Not really organized into pairs, just legs upon legs upon legs. It's like a foot fetishist's dream.Well at least she has a nice set of legs, right?How many new legs does Lilia have, and where are they? Is it, say, six new pairs, one from the hips, one from the shoulders, one from the sides, or...um...whatever, I'm not coming up with every possibility?
That's sad. Unless Lucky is such a fetishist.
Don't argue about it- none of you have a leg to stand on.Lucky should maintain a distance of at least a foot and a half away from such a beast.
Nonsense- he should stand tall on his own two feet.Well, you know women like Lilia - they put you on a box one moment, cut your legs out from under you the next.
"Um... Lilia... you should make a mirror out of water for a few seconds and look at yourself."Wow, he really put his foot in his mouth here.
Look, can someone just give me a leg in making her normal?I would do leg surgery if I was not being dragged away right now. :P
THIS FUCKING PUN THREAD HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGHI'm sorry we stepped on your dreams.
I'll put the turn up tomorrow, after I have some sleep. I'm too tired to even think of a decent leg pun...You're sleeping on your feet?
Who agrees these puns has already ran its race?+1
+2Who agrees these puns has already ran its race?+1
Do super secret sleeping PM stuff.(Fan blade roll: 3)
"I regret nothing!"
Javelin him in the face on his approach. If he's already too close, just stab him with it.
"You'll regret that!"(Bubba dexterity: 2+2)
Min snaps from his revery, and attacks Bubba with his axe, trying not to use the magical parts of it.
((Two sixes and a one for my first rolls. Cool. Also, I hope I get some bonuses like Rakzad did.))
lets put some distance between sven and that ungodly slumber party, stuff
Continuosly powerslide in random directions while alana tries shooting me, also try keeping random players between us as much as possible
( Damn you unlucky, you got away from me again!)Pick the sleeping Badassitude up and place him over The Rocks shoulder. Then nod goodbye to the
lades, before The Rock brings him to someplace safe. Being careful not to touch his talking weapon.
Sing our theme song to try and wake him up.
I'm cooking up a secret.
"Wells, the man who moided my brudda is dead, so I suppose it's time to go kill stuff."
Stumble around with the horseshoe, accidentally crushing someone's skull with it.
Lucky wakes up and for a split second he's insanity turn to unparalleled joy only to be turned almost instantly into horrified disgust. No doubt that showed up his face. His first three thoughts after that is, "I'm just having a nightmare right?" Denial, "I'm still insane right? it's just a hallucination right?" Even more denial, and lastly, "Why you freaking old guy!? Why couldn't you have taken my other eye too!?" realization that this is real and Lilia has turned into a horrific leg abomination.
"Lucky, what's wrong!? What happened to you eye!?" Lilia says in worry of her master, not realizing what she has become. She probably is linking Lucky's horrified expression with his missing eye.
"Um... Lilia... you should make a mirror out of water for a few seconds and look at yourself." Lucky replies as monotonously as he can muster. If he can't can't find a way to turn her back to normal, he's either going to commit suicide to keep himself from hurting her or he's gonna kill her to preserve his sweet memories of her and force himself to believe this disgusting creature is not Lilia in any way.
Have Lilia make a water mirror and have her look at herself. Also if anyone nearby has even the hint of attacking, have Liliageyser them before the reach me.attack them by kicking them... with all her legs.
While Lucky and Co. are having their happy reunion party, shoot a trio of arrows at Sven! Wherever he is!(Sven dexterity: 4+3+2)
Ok how the hell did Badassitude's fan make a sythe!? That wasn't one of Lilia's powers (As far as I know). Wth, did that bed do exactly?It gave Lilia legs, and entirely new stats and abilities to go along with them. It gave Badassitude's fan personalities, and abilities to go along with those too. Although both Lilia and the fan are considerably more powerful than they were before.
It gave Lilia legs, and entirely new stats and abilities to go along with them. It gave Badassitude's fan personalities, and abilities to go along with those too. Although both Lilia and the fan are considerably more powerful than they were before.So... did Lilia have any effect on the fan and vice versa? Because I really doubt chances of Lilia getting legs as a coincidence that the fan was making people spawn legs as well before the bed.
Where's the bed?Ok how the hell did Badassitude's fan make a sythe!? That wasn't one of Lilia's powers (As far as I know). Wth, did that bed do exactly?It gave Lilia legs, and entirely new stats and abilities to go along with them. It gave Badassitude's fan personalities, and abilities to go along with those too. Although both Lilia and the fan are considerably more powerful than they were before.
Where's the bed?Right where i'm at.
And what would happen if a normal person went onto it?
Yep. It just fell apart on it's own if it did whatever it did to Lilia and the fan.
It did. The fan got Lilia's trait of being alive, and some random traits to go with that. And Lilia got the fan's trait of legs, and some random traits to go with that one too.It gave Lilia legs, and entirely new stats and abilities to go along with them. It gave Badassitude's fan personalities, and abilities to go along with those too. Although both Lilia and the fan are considerably more powerful than they were before.So... did Lilia have any effect on the fan and vice versa? Because I really doubt chances of Lilia getting legs as a coincidence that the fan was making people spawn legs as well before the bed.
It did. The fan got Lilia's trait of being alive, and some random traits to go with that. And Lilia got the fan's trait of legs, and some random traits to go with that one too.Ah I see. I think I know what the bed does now.
Yep. It just fell apart on it's own.((YOU ASSHOLES BROKE MY BED!?))
Yep. It just fell apart on it's own.((YOU ASSHOLES BROKE MY BED!?))
AUGH. MUST. KILL. SVEN. BEFORE. BADASSITUDE. MORE ARROWS. NEEEEEEEDED!
Well, let's wait until we figure out what my hat CURRENTLY does before we go around changing it.Yep. It just fell apart on it's own.((YOU ASSHOLES BROKE MY BED!?))
AUGH. MUST. KILL. SVEN. BEFORE. BADASSITUDE. MORE ARROWS. NEEEEEEEDED!
What your not gonna let me borrow your hat? If my plan works you'll get a talking hat! (Maybe)
Also, a question, Wwolin, what DOES my hat do? I assume some kind of Stat Boost, but I don't know what else after that.You'll soon find out. It's no stat boost, but it's pretty useful :)
Then what am I going to use to get Lilia a new less horrific set of powers if I canfix the bed? How about the trumpet instead? I know no one else will give me their loot... willingly.I have no loot, though I'd be happy to
Then what am I going to use to get Lilia a new less horrific set of powers if I canfix the bed? How about the trumpet instead? I know no one else will give me their loot... willingly.Stick her in bed with the fan. See what happens.
Ok how the hell did Badassitude's fan make a sythe!? That wasn't one of Lilia's powers (As far as I know). Wth, did that bed do exactly?From what I can see each of the personalities have their own ability, considering the more quite emotion of the fan has taken over the entire thing. I have no idea how to change it though, maybe it is just stuck like this. :/
Then what am I going to use to get Lilia a new less horrific set of powers if I canfix the bed? How about the trumpet instead? I know no one else will give me their loot... willingly.The Scythe :D
Then what am I going to use to get Lilia a new less horrific set of powers if I canfix the bed? How about the trumpet instead? I know no one else will give me their loot... willingly.
I wanna kill Sven first! D:Then what am I going to use to get Lilia a new less horrific set of powers if I canfix the bed? How about the trumpet instead? I know no one else will give me their loot... willingly.
I'll let you borrow my hat after I kill Sven.
Lol it's hiding in the tall grass somewhere. It's surprisingly stealthy for being a 50 foot tall monster. (Proof: Talked to him on steam about it a while ago)I have a quote in my sig about that.
Why does everyone despise me so? :(I wanna kill Sven first! D:Then what am I going to use to get Lilia a new less horrific set of powers if I canfix the bed? How about the trumpet instead? I know no one else will give me their loot... willingly.
I'll let you borrow my hat after I kill Sven.
Because you have a lot of stuff. And were acting like a hero. Nobody likes a hero. I'm just this stone anges who likes to play sweet music.Why does everyone despise me so? :(I wanna kill Sven first! D:Then what am I going to use to get Lilia a new less horrific set of powers if I canfix the bed? How about the trumpet instead? I know no one else will give me their loot... willingly.
I'll let you borrow my hat after I kill Sven.
Because loot. And you broke the bed or something.Why does everyone despise me so? :(I wanna kill Sven first! D:Then what am I going to use to get Lilia a new less horrific set of powers if I canfix the bed? How about the trumpet instead? I know no one else will give me their loot... willingly.
I'll let you borrow my hat after I kill Sven.
You can kill adventurers all you want and they won't be pissed. Torture? S'cool. Mutation? Fine. But you crossed a line, man.Why does everyone despise me so? :(I wanna kill Sven first! D:Then what am I going to use to get Lilia a new less horrific set of powers if I canfix the bed? How about the trumpet instead? I know no one else will give me their loot... willingly.
I'll let you borrow my hat after I kill Sven.
When did i act like a hero?Yeah i wanna know that too. He acted a little closer to an asshole by stealing from an old guy and forcing him to create a evil monster.
So did the rock but your all ignoring him, and i only borrowed loot so i could get the owner to make a giant monstrosity.You can kill adventurers all you want and they won't be pissed. Torture? S'cool. Mutation? Fine. But you crossed a line, man.Why does everyone despise me so? :(I wanna kill Sven first! D:Then what am I going to use to get Lilia a new less horrific set of powers if I canfix the bed? How about the trumpet instead? I know no one else will give me their loot... willingly.
I'll let you borrow my hat after I kill Sven.
YOU TOOK LOOT
Believe me, I'm not ignoring him.So did the rock but your all ignoring him, and i only borrowed loot so i could get the owner to make a giant monstrosity.You can kill adventurers all you want and they won't be pissed. Torture? S'cool. Mutation? Fine. But you crossed a line, man.Why does everyone despise me so? :(I wanna kill Sven first! D:Then what am I going to use to get Lilia a new less horrific set of powers if I canfix the bed? How about the trumpet instead? I know no one else will give me their loot... willingly.
I'll let you borrow my hat after I kill Sven.
YOU TOOK LOOT
So, I'll start on the turn soon, after I stop being scared as hell. I live roughly half a mile away from the nearest home, and a five minute drive from anything that even resembles a neighborhood, and I heard a girl screaming for roughly five minutes straight in the woods nearby, before it was cut off. So I'm gonna go and hide for a bit and try not to be horribly mutilated by whatever serial killer or slenderman is out there, and yeah...Here's hoping you survive.
Probably just Yukari trolling again.So, I'll start on the turn soon, after I stop being scared as hell. I live roughly half a mile away from the nearest home, and a five minute drive from anything that even resembles a neighborhood, and I heard a girl screaming for roughly five minutes straight in the woods nearby, before it was cut off. So I'm gonna go and hide for a bit and try not to be horribly mutilated by whatever serial killer or slenderman is out there, and yeah...Here's hoping you survive.
I'm just going to assume all these references you make are Touhou, correct?Probably just Yukari trolling again.So, I'll start on the turn soon, after I stop being scared as hell. I live roughly half a mile away from the nearest home, and a five minute drive from anything that even resembles a neighborhood, and I heard a girl screaming for roughly five minutes straight in the woods nearby, before it was cut off. So I'm gonna go and hide for a bit and try not to be horribly mutilated by whatever serial killer or slenderman is out there, and yeah...Here's hoping you survive.
Can i get some clarificaion on what you mean by prone to acting everyoneYou tried to steal loot - from ME.
So, I'll start on the turn soon, after I stop being scared as hell. I live roughly half a mile away from the nearest home, and a five minute drive from anything that even resembles a neighborhood, and I heard a girl screaming for roughly five minutes straight in the woods nearby, before it was cut off. So I'm gonna go and hide for a bit and try not to be horribly mutilated by whatever serial killer or slenderman is out there, and yeah...
Correct. In fact most of the touhou characters are in the generator, so it's kind of unavoidable.I'm just going to assume all these references you make are Touhou, correct?Probably just Yukari trolling again.So, I'll start on the turn soon, after I stop being scared as hell. I live roughly half a mile away from the nearest home, and a five minute drive from anything that even resembles a neighborhood, and I heard a girl screaming for roughly five minutes straight in the woods nearby, before it was cut off. So I'm gonna go and hide for a bit and try not to be horribly mutilated by whatever serial killer or slenderman is out there, and yeah...Here's hoping you survive.
Can i get some clarificaion on what you mean by prone to acting everyoneHm... Idk... i'm probably wrong anyways. Not that I really care really. Do you really need a reason to want to kill people in this game?
I took loot too... from the crazy ax guy... no one seemed to hate me for that. But also Sven is dangerous and prone to acting everyone... I can see why people what you out of the way over others. Plus he got a bunch of weapons which translate into a nice luck bonus for when they kill him. Hell i'd be trying to kill him too if I wasn't more worried about normalizing Lilia.BTW...did I ever get a 'Thanks' for reviving her?
Correct. In fact most of the touhou characters are in the generator, so it's kind of unavoidable.Does that include Sakuya? She my favorite touhou character since she has my favorite super power. Freakin' time control.
Well you just kinda flew away to kill Sven before I could even say thanks.I took loot too... from the crazy ax guy... no one seemed to hate me for that. But also Sven is dangerous and prone to acting everyone... I can see why people what you out of the way over others. Plus he got a bunch of weapons which translate into a nice luck bonus for when they kill him. Hell i'd be trying to kill him too if I wasn't more worried about normalizing Lilia.BTW...did I ever get a 'Thanks' for reviving her?
I think he meant what the hell does "prone to acting everyone" mean in a syntactic sense. I have no idea how a person can act everyone. (maybe "act like"?)Can i get some clarificaion on what you mean by prone to acting everyoneHm... Idk... i'm probably wrong anyways. Not that I really care really. Do you really need a reason to want to kill people in this game?
Damn I might've skipped a word and typo'd when I typed that. I do that a lot. I think I meant "act against everyone" lol.I think he meant what the hell does "prone to acting everyone" mean in a syntactic sense. I have no idea how a person can act everyone. (maybe "act like"?)Can i get some clarificaion on what you mean by prone to acting everyoneHm... Idk... i'm probably wrong anyways. Not that I really care really. Do you really need a reason to want to kill people in this game?
Just asked him, and yes she is in the generator.Correct. In fact most of the touhou characters are in the generator, so it's kind of unavoidable.Does that include Sakuya? She my favorite touhou character since she has my favorite super power. Freakin' time control.
Well, I'm not dead yet. And I've been hearing police sirens, which can be either good or bad.Did you kill the girl? If not, you're probably safe. Worst-case scenario, the girl was attacked by a zombie and the police officers will become a new generation of zombies to besiege your house and turn you.
Well, I must assume that Wwolin died, despite seeing him elsewhere. It's the only logical explanation.Um...logical doesn't mean the same thing for you as it does for me, does it?
I've been locked in an extradimensional prison that doesn't exist for so long that time has restarted (square root of -infinty) times.Well, I must assume that Wwolin died, despite seeing him elsewhere. It's the only logical explanation.Um...logical doesn't mean the same thing for you as it does for me, does it?
It's perfectly logical. Zombies, remember?Well, I must assume that Wwolin died, despite seeing him elsewhere. It's the only logical explanation.Um...logical doesn't mean the same thing for you as it does for me, does it?
I'm here, don't worry. In fact, I haven't found a body (Done this before), been murdered (Fortunately not yet), or been taken in for questioning (Came close once), so today's been pretty good. Unfortunately, I've been hit with homework and a major storyboard meeting for an anime series I'm now developing, so no turn today.You found a body?
Let me quote the relevant portion:It's perfectly logical. Zombies, remember?Well, I must assume that Wwolin died, despite seeing him elsewhere. It's the only logical explanation.Um...logical doesn't mean the same thing for you as it does for me, does it?
despite seeing him elsewhere.
You're developing an anime series? Which one? Or are you not allowed/interested/willing to share?I'm quite interested in knowing that too... if possible.
I'm here, don't worry. In fact, I haven't found a body (Done this before), been murdered (Fortunately not yet), or been taken in for questioning (Came close once), so today's been pretty good. Unfortunately, I've been hit with homework and a major storyboard meeting for an anime series I'm now developing, so no turn today.You found a body?
Obviously you weren't murdered.
You're developing an anime series? Which one? Or are you not allowed/interested/willing to share?QuoteLet me quote the relevant portion:It's perfectly logical. Zombies, remember?Well, I must assume that Wwolin died, despite seeing him elsewhere. It's the only logical explanation.Um...logical doesn't mean the same thing for you as it does for me, does it?despite seeing him elsewhere.
By the way...are screams and stuff like that common wherever you live?
EDIT: Kinda makes me want to start a murder-mystery RTD. With gratuitous supernatural elements. I might actually do this...
Ill join.EDIT: Kinda makes me want to start a murder-mystery RTD. With gratuitous supernatural elements. I might actually do this...
i may be interested in playing this, reserve me a slot if you make it
What kind of anime is it, action, drama, mystery,...............foot fetish hentai?Kind of an action drama kind of deal. The setting is based off of Europe, and it's kind of a blend between modern times and the Victorian era, and there's sort of a Spanish Inquisition type thing going on in which people who can use magic are being hunted down. My team and I were originally going to make a video game, but we didn't have a programmer, and we realized that we had all of the skills required to make a pretty kick-ass anime series, so here I am now, deciding who will voice-act who.
What kind of anime is it, action, drama, mystery,...............foot fetish hentai?Kind of an action drama kind of deal. The setting is based off of Europe, and it's kind of a blend between modern times and the Victorian era, and there's sort of a Spanish Inquisition type thing going on in which people who can use magic are being hunted down. My team and I were originally going to make a video game, but we didn't have a programmer, and we realized that we had all of the skills required to make a pretty kick-ass anime series, so here I am now, deciding who will voice-act who.
The turn will be up later tonight, and I'm fleshing out the Murder Mystery RTD as well. It seems like it's either going to be something like Einstinean Roulette, with the players as a team of supernatural investigators, or a blend between RTD and Mafia, in which the players are all residents of some mansion, and at least one is a killer. Any votes as to which I should do?
So long as the aim of the game is to survive as long as possible while being hunted down by a serial killer rather than trying to logically deduce the killer's identity, a Mafia-inspired rtd could be fun.This is probably where the supernatural powers will come in. Because while even the most badass of human killers can be taken down by bullets, I've meddled with my generator to make a power system a lot like the metamorphica. I'm thinking that the player selected to be the killer would pick between five randomly generated monsters that I create. Some of the powers are interesting as hell to use in a mystery RTD too. Now, all that's left is to decide on how PM-heavy it will be. I'm thinking that everyone would get one main action that everyone sees, and one hidden action, in which the results are PMed to them and whoever notices what they're doing.
Remember, i called insies on the first player slot ;)Please tell us if/when it's up.
YES. PLEASE DO.Remember, i called insies on the first player slot ;)Please tell us if/when it's up.
Wwolin finds a Body!: So, when I was younger, I lived near a sketchy trailer park. One of my friends lived there, and his big brother had a bit of a drug problem, which led to him hacking some poor fellow to bits with a machete over drug money and hiding the body in his pantry. And of course, the innocent little eight year old me has to be the one to open the cabinet for a snack the day after... Killed my appetite and my naivety in one fell swoop.There's worse ways to find a body. Like, uh...well, there probably are.
Anime!: A few friends and I recently decided to start working on an anime, because why the hell not? We're currently working on the plot for the first season, and hopefully we'll produce our first episode over spring or summer break.Sounds like fun.
Screaming!: Nope, screaming is a rarity. However, gunshots, surreal animal noises, and extremely creepy neighbors do make my life kinda like an awesome mystery novel. Hell, everything's almost too perfect for one. There's the old remains of a burned down mansion, an old overgrown shed, and this abandoned cabin that seems as if it was built during the mid 1800s, all of which are within an hour's walk through the woods from my home. I should have one of my author friends over sometime and write a book about it.Geez, remind me to avoid living where you do. Awesome mystery novel settings make awesome mystery novels but pretty unpleasant places to actually live.
EDIT: Kinda makes me want to start a murder-mystery RTD. With gratuitous supernatural elements. I might actually do this...Sounds like Fun. I'd help if you want, and if not I'll play.
Opening the door to a shower when you are about to use it(and thus naked)Wwolin finds a Body!: So, when I was younger, I lived near a sketchy trailer park. One of my friends lived there, and his big brother had a bit of a drug problem, which led to him hacking some poor fellow to bits with a machete over drug money and hiding the body in his pantry. And of course, the innocent little eight year old me has to be the one to open the cabinet for a snack the day after... Killed my appetite and my naivety in one fell swoop.There's worse ways to find a body. Like, uh...well, there probably are.
And having it fall on you pinning you against the floorOpening the door to a shower when you are about to use it(and thus naked)Wwolin finds a Body!: So, when I was younger, I lived near a sketchy trailer park. One of my friends lived there, and his big brother had a bit of a drug problem, which led to him hacking some poor fellow to bits with a machete over drug money and hiding the body in his pantry. And of course, the innocent little eight year old me has to be the one to open the cabinet for a snack the day after... Killed my appetite and my naivety in one fell swoop.There's worse ways to find a body. Like, uh...well, there probably are.
How about after eating a strange tasting hamburger, and then the person your eating with tells you to fetch some more hamburger from the freezer and there's a dead guy inside with parts of him missing.And having it fall on you pinning you against the floorOpening the door to a shower when you are about to use it(and thus naked)Wwolin finds a Body!: So, when I was younger, I lived near a sketchy trailer park. One of my friends lived there, and his big brother had a bit of a drug problem, which led to him hacking some poor fellow to bits with a machete over drug money and hiding the body in his pantry. And of course, the innocent little eight year old me has to be the one to open the cabinet for a snack the day after... Killed my appetite and my naivety in one fell swoop.There's worse ways to find a body. Like, uh...well, there probably are.
Wait...you mean it not normal to have bodies in the freezer?How about after eating a strange tasting hamburger, and then the person your eating with tells you to fetch some more hamburger from the freezer and there's a dead guy inside with parts of him missing.And having it fall on you pinning you against the floorOpening the door to a shower when you are about to use it(and thus naked)Wwolin finds a Body!: So, when I was younger, I lived near a sketchy trailer park. One of my friends lived there, and his big brother had a bit of a drug problem, which led to him hacking some poor fellow to bits with a machete over drug money and hiding the body in his pantry. And of course, the innocent little eight year old me has to be the one to open the cabinet for a snack the day after... Killed my appetite and my naivety in one fell swoop.There's worse ways to find a body. Like, uh...well, there probably are.
"Die!"
Kill Bubba.
Apply more javelin to Mr. Minmax.
More secrets!
This! Is! A notification of a PMed action!(Minmax dex: 5+6)
Damn my dexterity and strength penalties! Time to tank through.
"I~Found~Youuuuuuu~"
Sir Badassitude says to himself as he sees Sven and his rat run by, unsure which of the two he was referencing.
Start charging towards Sven, picking up the rat on the way. Then scythe Sven in the face. With the scythe.
do secret stuff i havent decided on yet.
(Badassitude dex: 6+1)Yep. It just fell apart on it's own.((YOU ASSHOLES BROKE MY BED!?))
AUGH. MUST. KILL. SVEN. BEFORE. BADASSITUDE. MORE ARROWS. NEEEEEEEDED!
'Don't puke... Shut my eyes Uh uh uh uh... lolis... ah... getting hugged but a thousand lolis! HAHAHA YES! That's what's happening!' Lucky says in his mind to avoid the fact he's being hugged by a leggy abomination and being nearly crushed too. "Um... I would prefer if you wasn't so... leggy... Though I am glad you're alive, you sure you wanna stay like that? If we can fix that bed and borrow someone's loot, you can be more.... normal looking again... haha...." Lucky says to her, tying to keep his voice from sounding weird from disgust. He just can't get used to her like that.'No way I could kill her for my selfishness... not when her personality is so cute and kind... I can't believe I even thought of that...'
Yell at Alani to ask her to give me her hat for a short while. After I do that try to fix up the bed, whether Lilia wants to stay like that or not. Then place the hat and have Lilia go on the bed if I fixed it. In case I'm about to get attacked, focus on dodging them and have Lilia kick them (with a leg or two of her choosing) with all her might.
( Well damn, my sneaky kill steal didn't work. )((YOU CAN'T MESS WITH MIN MAX AND GET AWAY WITH IT YO))
If Min Max attacks The Rock, counter with the devastating golden horseshoe to the skull
maneuver, if not, help Badassitude kill stuff.
Oh good, if you're defiantly with me then I don't have to worry about killing one of my favorite wrestlers too lol.And I'm still going to somehow make Lilia return to her original form. I don't know how, but I will.
Isn't Lucky part of what's left of the alliance Arthur, Badassitude, and that other guy started at BB gunpoint? I'm next! Woohoo!
locusts guy. Who could that be?Isn't Lucky part of what's left of the alliance Arthur, Badassitude, and that other guy started at BB gunpoint? I'm next! Woohoo!
Nope. My first buddy was Unlucky. Arthur even attempted to kill me with his portals.
Well... The locusts guy sent me an PM asking to make an alliance, but then he died on that same turn before we could ever actually form it.
Oh, yeah! Fun times.Isn't Lucky part of what's left of the alliance Arthur, Badassitude, and that other guy started at BB gunpoint? I'm next! Woohoo!Nope. My first buddy was Unlucky. Arthur even attempted to kill me with his portals.
Starting on the turn now. But you guys can entertain yourselves with this (http://gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bay12forums.com%2Fsmf%2Findex.php%3Ftopic%3D121745.msg4047792%23msg4047792&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit) while you wait.
Courtesy of Gizoogle.net
Hehehe.Starting on the turn now. But you guys can entertain yourselves with this (http://gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bay12forums.com%2Fsmf%2Findex.php%3Ftopic%3D121745.msg4047792%23msg4047792&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit) while you wait.
Courtesy of Gizoogle.net
...Wat the hell did I just read.
One mo' person. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.Of course now, Giz!Xantalos, people are not poultry, sauces, or female canines.
I was referring to either chicken or female dogs composed of gravy.Gravy is now an elementizzle. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!
By the way, could we have that in the generator (and the Killer Rabbit of Antioch)?
Speaking of the generat...izzle, could we see at least the general form the tables are in? I was thinking of making something sorta like this, but had no idea where to start.
And pages quoting gizoogle are always fun to gizoogle.
Speaking of the generat...izzle, could we see at least the general form the tables are in? I was thinking of making something sorta like this, but had no idea where to start.
And pages quoting gizoogle are always fun to gizoogle.
then we double post by accidentFo' Shizzle
Lucky(pink):Lilia's body. Missin muthafuckin right eye
"Yer slightly mistaken, Mr. Giordano. I ain't here for the treasure, I'm just here to bring order. The treasure is just a means to an end. And, no offense meant, but I was sort of hoping you'd be a gun. Ah, well, a Green Cloak is nothing if not adaptable. You can be my first deputy, if you want."
Kordos turns to his fellow spawnmates.
"Howdy, folks, I'm G.C. Marshall Kordos." He lifts his hat and nods in their direction. "I've come to bring some peace and order to this here demiplane, so y'all don't have to fret no more. Also, if'n you feel like helping out the cause, I could always use more deputies."
(Whoo. Dodged a bullet there, huh. I was gone for a while because of SPESS STESHUN 13.))Mittensh clacks in agreement, and then follows behind you, with surprisingly good posture for a skeleton. You shout at the other two people, and one says something about wanting you to be a deputy, and the other one just looks at you funny, with hundreds of metal eyes. Must be your accent...
"''Ey! a skeleton! Yer name ish Mittensh. Come, Mittensh, letsh talk to those guysh."
Approach those guysh, and greet them.
That stung a little... I guess my voice is the same, though... Hah.(Vodka aff: 6+1)
Test abilities, and see if anything new is capable with the eyes. Be nonhostile, unless someone attacks or something.
((I think I'm now the oldest living character now)) ((Wait.... did Lilia just absorb some of Alani's and Sven's loot powers o.O? Is that how her legs turned to wings and the ancher tattooed to them come from? I wonder if the fan has the same power too o.O))
'Well... that's that's normal enough now... I stomach that at least...' Lucky thinks as he watches Lilia fly around. He figures he can get used to that... atleast it's a major improvement compared to have legs growing out of.... everywhere. "Well... if you keep that look with the wings... I guess it's fine. Still I hope we find a way to change you again... but I'm not worried as much about that anymore. How about we finally try to get some loot... and a new buddy. My brother and my stoney friend are dead now... and I'm taking that a lot better then your death back when you died hahaha." Lucky then yells out to... well everywhere, "Hey Badass guy... where ever your at. Wanna team up with me?"
Yell out to wherever Badassitude is at. Then go pick up that glowing purple hat. If attacked, have Lilia attack them and I'll focus on dodging them. From now on this is my new counter plan.
Graaah
Secret
FGHFHFHGGSFAGSGSFSFD DEX PENALTIES WHY DID I PICK THEM
( Well damn, my sneaky kill steal didn't work. )If Min Max attacks The Rock, counter with the devastating golden horseshoe to the skull
maneuver, if not, help Badassitude kill stuff.
Counter Min Max's pre counter counter by countering him in the face before he gets to his bug with
the devastating golden horseshoe to the skull counter maneuver.
( Well damn, my sneaky kill steal didn't work. )((YOU CAN'T MESS WITH MIN MAX AND GET AWAY WITH IT YO))
If Min Max attacks The Rock, counter with the devastating golden horseshoe to the skull
maneuver, if not, help Badassitude kill stuff.
"WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO KILL ME! I JUST GOT HERE, GEES! Oh, hello there... Ant? So... I can just climb on you?
Min Max hops on the bug and counter's The Rock's counter counter with a pre-counter, hopefully killing him!
"NOOOOO" Sir Badassitude yells when Alani plummets out of the sky and hits the ground. Sir Badassitude has had enough bullshit for today. With a slight appearance of melancholy, he furiously slashes repeatedly at Minmax, not even worrying about hitting a critical area. (Max attack DEX)(Grubson dex: 3-6)
"A gun? I think I can do that. Just give me a second." Giordano's tentacles weave themselves together, forming a long canon-shaped barrel, mounted on four slithering tentacles. "This good enough?""Well, I prefer a gun that can't talk back to me. I've had...poor experiences in the past with such things, let's leave it at that. Though I suppose shouldn't let bad experiences in the past interfere with current relationships."
Wells, better than nothings.Kihihihihi... I can cure Lilia's leg disease while I dissect you!
Offer Lilia a hug.
Once properly hugged, shield myself from Badassitude with her many legs.
You underestimate the sheer magnitude of my tankiness.Wells, better than nothings.Kihihihihi... I can cure Lilia's leg disease while I dissect you!
Offer Lilia a hug.
Once properly hugged, shield myself from Badassitude with her many legs.
In the end it's all up to the dice, who it chooses is who will die.You underestimate the sheer magnitude of my tankiness.Wells, better than nothings.Kihihihihi... I can cure Lilia's leg disease while I dissect you!
Offer Lilia a hug.
Once properly hugged, shield myself from Badassitude with her many legs.
True. Still, now my +6 to endurance really shines.In the end it's all up to the dice, who it chooses is who will die.You underestimate the sheer magnitude of my tankiness.Wells, better than nothings.Kihihihihi... I can cure Lilia's leg disease while I dissect you!
Offer Lilia a hug.
Once properly hugged, shield myself from Badassitude with her many legs.
Why do you guys suddenly suck at killing each other?Because I have a -6 penalty to all dexterity checks which come up surprisingly often dammit why didn't I get a magic weapon
Why do you guys suddenly suck at killing each other?Because I have a -6 penalty to all dexterity checks which come up surprisingly often dammit why didn't I get a magic weapon
However, I will almost certainly not die due to my tankiness. And eventually I'll kill someone, just by pure luck. And then the world is fucked.Why do you guys suddenly suck at killing each other?Because I have a -6 penalty to all dexterity checks which come up surprisingly often dammit why didn't I get a magic weapon
I don't think you CAN get one now, unless someone gives it to you. No one has low enough dex for
you to hit them, even if you roll a 6 and they roll a 1. Even if you do hit them you probably wont do
any damage with your -3 strength. You my friend, are what we call boned.
However, I will almost certainly not die due to my tankiness. And eventually I'll kill someone, just by pure luck. And then the world is fucked.Why do you guys suddenly suck at killing each other?Because I have a -6 penalty to all dexterity checks which come up surprisingly often dammit why didn't I get a magic weapon
I don't think you CAN get one now, unless someone gives it to you. No one has low enough dex for
you to hit them, even if you roll a 6 and they roll a 1. Even if you do hit them you probably wont do
any damage with your -3 strength. You my friend, are what we call boned.
"Aaaaw, The beauty of combat, bones breaking, blood flying, men screaming for mercy. It fills The Rocks
manly heart with joy. You truly honor The Rock with your skill Min Max, there aren't many men who could
last this long against The Rock. The Rock was beginning to think that The Rock and Badassitude where
the last warriors left in this universe. But sadly, we must fight each other. Its in our nature Min Max,
you know this. It can't be avoided. But if we must do battle, it will be the greatest battle this world
has ever known! Come at The Rock Min Max, not as a man, but a warrior."
Lets make the gods themselves fear our names!
Sing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw) the Badass Rocks theme song as The Rock charges at Min Max, trying to make a killing
blow with the horseshoe.
"What's going on?"(Rock dex: 6+5)
"A man fight."
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
"No, I won't hurt you! You're nice!"
"Uhm, actually it's a life or death situation, duh. I have to kill him, doofus."
"Can we get this over with already?"
"YES! CHAAAAARGE!"
With that, he spurs his bug forwards for a final attack, aiming to destroy The Rock once and for all while this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZcPN6UGUw8) plays in the background.
"Well he didn't try to kill us... so I'll take that as a yes. Let's go help him out shall we?" Lucky say to Lilia while fixing his new hat to be a bit more comfortable. He walks toward where the fighting is going on and tells Lilia to attack the slow guy that seems to want a hug.
Walk toward the battle a little ways (but not too close) and tell Lilia to go attack Grubson. Focus on dodging any attacks aimed at me.
Wells, better than nothings.
Offer Lilia a hug.
Once properly hugged, shield myself from Badassitude with her many legs.
Aim for Grubson, not focusing on speed, but rather on his neck and slice it open. (Max attack Str)(Lilia dex: 4+2)
"A gun? I think I can do that. Just give me a second." Giordano's tentacles weave themselves together, forming a long canon-shaped barrel, mounted on four slithering tentacles. "This good enough?""Well, I prefer a gun that can't talk back to me. I've had...poor experiences in the past with such things, let's leave it at that. Though I suppose shouldn't let bad experiences in the past interfere with current relationships."
Vodka Watermelon does her eye-laser thing.
"Woah, watch where yer shooting those things, ma'am."
Suddenly, the sound of combat breaks out to the south(?) of their location.
"Sounds like there's a ruckus starting. We'd better go investigate. C'mon, Giordano."
Kordos picks up Giordano and runs toward the combat zone, ready to shoot at anyone who attacks him.
Oh my god I'm sorry people I just tried to kill please don't hurt me I'll make it up to you somehow I promise!
"Yes! I'll join up with you and Mittens, I think... I don't see why not, and since people might try and stab me over that incident, I need all the help I can get.
Hide behind things. Try and avoid eye-contact with everyone.
"I'm gonna mesh wit' Mittensh an' hish cool portal-thingysh."(Mittensh affinity: 5+2)
Have Mittensh open a portal, then toss rocks into it. Inspect rocks after they pass through the portals.
Damnit stop stealin' my pink words! Get your own color! Or use your own color!Stand up so that at least a few of my eyes are trained on one of the fights going on around me. If they look like they're getting closer, LASER EVERYTHING!Spoiler: Tall grass (click to show/hide)
Come on, Mittensh. Think with portals!
Kordos calls out to Vodka. "Ma'am, I just want to let you know I mean no ill will toward you for changing my tentacled monster into a cannon. I would appreciate if you could try to turn him back or at least into a smaller gun, but I'm not making any demands. Meanwhile, I'm be off in search of a more portable means of defense."
Kordos then heads off in a direction that doesn't approach Vodka Watermelon in search of either sticks that could be make into spears or rocks that could be thrown to do a lot of damage.
( Lol, me and Min Max are dodging like ninjas in the matrix. )
"Give me everything you have Min Max, hold nothing back!"
Leap over the dead ant and Min Max, then deliver a gold knuckled punch to his head from behind..
Well if his Dex is greater than the two of us it will at least stay around long enough for him to get a hit, and considering that he has +5 Dex this is certainly in his favor...( Lol, me and Min Max are dodging like ninjas in the matrix. )
"Give me everything you have Min Max, hold nothing back!"
Leap over the dead ant and Min Max, then deliver a gold knuckled punch to his head from behind..
You know I just realized... if me or stefmor kill grubson, your horseshoe will disappear since you stole it from him.
"Hmm... Maybe if.. Mittensh! I gotsh a fant- fanta- Good idea! Wen some peoplesh try an' kill ush, you opensh a portal. The rock willsh come flyin' out and hit 'em! Anywaysh, Eye-lady, should we shtay here or go fight someone?"That is some really annoyingly bright text.
I can't even read it without highlighting it."Hmm... Maybe if.. Mittensh! I gotsh a fant- fanta- Good idea! Wen some peoplesh try an' kill ush, you opensh a portal. The rock willsh come flyin' out and hit 'em! Anywaysh, Eye-lady, should we shtay here or go fight someone?"That is some really annoyingly bright text.
"Considering that up to this point I have never failed as much as that attack, I think it would be best to kill you before something else happens."
Scythe Grubson in the face, also release the rat on his bawls because why not. D:
((+6 END, meet +6 STR)) ((Btw, I feel like a pokemon trainer... except with lolis instead of pokemon. lol I'm a Loli trainer who want to become the Loli Master and catch 'em all! Man that sounds kinda wrong lol. Anywho here's to hoping Grubson's death net's me a new loli!))
"Woo! Go Lilia!" Lucky cheers on Lilia after her attack on the slow guy. Lucky realizes Lilia was right about this being better then magic. She's a lot stronger and faster now. Though still doesn't change she's a mutant freak now... it's gonna take Lucky a real long time to get past Lilia's "Legwings".
Have Lilia continue her attack on Grubson. Switch to 'Counter Plan' if anybody attacks me. ((You do know what I'm talking about right? Just wanna be sure so if somebody does attack me, nothing happens.))
Buhwha? Damn I'm hungry.(Badassitude dex: 2+1)
Eat Lilia, then burp in Badassitude's general direction.
Scratch ass, engage flatulence. Yawn, stretch, and accidentally step on the rat.
( Lol, me and Min Max are dodging like ninjas in the matrix. )
"Give me everything you have Min Max, hold nothing back!"
Leap over the dead ant and Min Max, then deliver a gold knuckled punch to his head from behind..
((We would make a kickass team if we weren't so busy killing each other right now. :P))(Rock dex: 1+5)
"You have great skill. In fact, I am honoured to have been able to verse someone as skilled as you. But you know as well as I do, we must resolve this battle as quickly as possible. I have enjoyed fighting with you, but this ends now"
Finish him with a spinning hammer blow!
Kordos calls out to Vodka. "Ma'am, I just want to let you know I mean no ill will toward you for changing my tentacled monster into a cannon. I would appreciate if you could try to turn him back or at least into a smaller gun, but I'm not making any demands. Meanwhile, I'm be off in search of a more portable means of defense."(Kordos luk: 5+3)
Kordos then heads off in a direction that doesn't approach Vodka Watermelon in search of either sticks that could be make into spears or rocks that could be thrown to do a lot of damage.
(Vodka affinity: 2+1)Kordos calls out to Vodka. "Ma'am, I just want to let you know I mean no ill will toward you for changing my tentacled monster into a cannon. I would appreciate if you could try to turn him back or at least into a smaller gun, but I'm not making any demands. Meanwhile, I'm be off in search of a more portable means of defense."
Kordos then heads off in a direction that doesn't approach Vodka Watermelon in search of either sticks that could be make into spears or rocks that could be thrown to do a lot of damage.
Whoops.
"Ah, but... I don't exactly know if I can... thank you for being understanding, though... I'll see what I can do...
Focus one eye on the gun, think "smaller" and laser it.
((Well... I indirectly helped kill The Rock.... no hard feelings about that right?))"That cape looks really magical, is Lilia wearing that hat that Alani dropped when she died? It seems to break magic but it's a positive luck item so it shouldn't influence the wearer."
"Sweet! Kinda gruesome way to get it but sweet! Hey Lilia, good job! You can have the cape I got. You'll put it to better use then me. I think it freezes time when you use it." Lucky says to Lilia while walking up to her. He hands over the cape to Lilia. 'It almost matches her dress except for the gold trimmings... wait... how the hell did her dress not get torn apart from legs growing every which way of her?' Lucky thinks for a moment... 'Ah well... a world full of magic loot... I'll just say her dress is magic too hahaha.' Lucky turns to the badass guy and says. "Sorry about stealing the kill. I'll let you have the next one if you want. Anyways what do you wanna do next?"
Give my cape over to Lilia to use. Follow along with whatever Badassitide does and if attacked by anyone, use my 'Counter Plan'.
Wwolin, any chance you'll add my character to the waitlist?This, you forgot mine as well :P
((Damn, I was hoping that maybe we could tie or something, and join up.))"Whoever said that I was trying to murder you? I wasn't going to lose The Rock's by not having fighting whatever he was fighting. I had to follow his orders because he was much stronger than I could handle with my current equipment, and I didn't want him to think I was betraying him. Yes of course I planned to stab him in the back if he was still alive."
Min Max notices Sir. Badassitude and Lucky. Also, try to figure out what my hammer does, other than smash stuff..
"Hey! You're the guy who tried to kill me earlier, what was that for? And who's that next to you?"
Right. who wants to die so i can join?More importantly who wants to cause a clusterfuck so i can join? :P
Right. who wants to die so i can join?
Right. who wants to die so i can join?
Well.... seems like everyone wants to kill Min Max now lol. He has 4 people who's attacking him. So he's probably the next one to die.
I have a minor question: will it ever be possible to get lower luck than -5? I personally like the negative luck plan (as can probably be deduced from my character) and it would be cool if rather than getting better loot whenever I killed someone, I got worse loot. For instance, that gun you mentioned a while back with a roll of negative 10 could never be achieved with the current rolls, and trying to work with something like that could be a lot of !!FUN!!Ftfy
Good idea. Maybe we should make a spear too... Actually, just make that third shovel like a spear! I feel at home with a spear.Actually, the third shovel is for the skeleton; Kordos is too much of a gentleman to make a lady dig. I can still try to get you a spear, though.
Fire a volley of lasers at Min Max.
If we choose to lower our Luck, will worse loot be our only gain or do we get something else too?I must know this.
Lowering your luck will get you more absurd loot that tries to kill you. It's more powerful, but anti luck items tend to fuck the user up. Of course, this can be a good thing when someone tries to steal it from you *cough* UNLUCKY *cough*. Badassitude's original fan was anti luck.If we choose to lower our Luck, will worse loot be our only gain or do we get something else too?I must know this.
Unlucky weapons makes me think of moretti if he wasn't bound by a contract lol.
Unlucky weapons makes me think of moretti if he wasn't bound by a contract lol.Actually, that's exactly what Moretti would have been had he been rolled with negative luck.
Good idea. Maybe we should make a spear too... Actually, just make that third shovel like a spear! I feel at home with a spear.Actually, the third shovel is for the skeleton; Kordos is too much of a gentleman to make a lady dig. I can still try to get you a spear, though.
Fire a volley of lasers at Min Max.
"It was a fair fight, you dishonourable cowards! You prey on me while I'm weakened? You will deserve this death then!"
Smash them with my hammer.
A bow? This makes half-naming the guy for an elf worth it and a little prophetic. (Of course, something which gives me feline characteristics and/or magic would have fit better, but beggars and choosers, you know.)
"Greetings, Sir Knight, Lucky, et all. Here's hoping we find glory, wealth, et cetera in this fine forest."
Shoot Min Max.
Good idea. Maybe we should make a spear too... Actually, just make that third shovel like a spear! I feel at home with a spear.
Fire a volley of lasers at Min Max.
"So we're not teaming up with him? Oh well. You heard him Lilia. We got our selves a new target. Show him what that new cape can do!"
(Minmax dex: 4+6)((Damn, I was hoping that maybe we could tie or something, and join up.))"Whoever said that I was trying to murder you? I wasn't going to lose The Rock's by not having fighting whatever he was fighting. I had to follow his orders because he was much stronger than I could handle with my current equipment, and I didn't want him to think I was betraying him. Yes of course I planned to stab him in the back if he was still alive."
Min Max notices Sir. Badassitude and Lucky. Also, try to figure out what my hammer does, other than smash stuff..
"Hey! You're the guy who tried to kill me earlier, what was that for? And who's that next to you?"
Badassitude points to the person next to him.
"That's Lucky. His guardian angel Lilia Will easily decimate any attacker that comes within 50 feet of him. You have chosen a bad time to stand there, friend."
Sir Badassitude readies the scythe in his hands
"Unfortunately you have taken the pleasure away from me to destroy the Rock, so I think we'll have to come to a peace agreement after I slice your throat open."
Let us break Minmax, shall we? (Raised defense Dex, try not to debuff endurance if possible) And before I forget, sick the rat on him.
Oh jeez, sorry about holding this up. Playing DDA. I also have no idea of who is where, too.
"Shure, Mister guy. Letsh build!"
Help whats-his-face with construction. If someone attacks any of us, Muffinsh will open a portal directly by their head. Rock will fly out, go through brain. Easy.
EDIT: Saw other post, changed action.
"You can't change 'im back. Aw, well, don't worry about; I have no great love for his kind. Sure, they honor contracts just fine, but only because they have to, not because they possess any bone of honorability in them, and they'll exploit any loophole they can to fulfill their own agendas.
"Anyways, ma'am, I believe your transmutative abilities could come in handy in helping us make some proper fortifications here. If I could ask for your help, I'll go look for some leaves among the trees that I can fashion into the shape of a shovel head, and a sturdy handle to mount it on- actually, you sir, would you and your skeleton friend be willing to help me? If so, I will acquire enough leaves to make three shovel heads and handles for each of them. Then you, ma'am, can turn those leaves into proper shovel heads, and we can pile up this dirt into walls, which you, ma'am, can then turn into metal, which should prove adequate protection against an assault. Are y'all willing to help me enact this plan? If so, I'll round up the materials for the shovels."
If they agree to the plan, Kordos will gather up leaves and fashion them into the shape of shovel heads and sturdy sticks to mount them on, asking Watermelon Vodka to transform them into shovels. If someone approaches our encampment this turn with hostile intent, Kordos will fire upon them with the cannon.
((So it seems Kordos is a bit racist (specist?) against abominations (or whatever Giordano and Moretti were.)))
"What the plane of death does this do?"(Mittensh dex: 1)
Fire it in the Wooden spear guy direction(G.C.)
((Question, is Lilia's mancannon fused with her or is she holding it?))((Fused, judging by her last standing (c wat i did thar) fusion with the leg-fan.))
((Fused, judging by her last standing (c wat i did thar) fusion with the leg-fan.))
(Also, behold Borno's character - Grubson 2.0.((Yes. I actually thought about Grubson when picking my abilities, and decided to make it -3 to dexterity instead of -6 :P
...I can really see us benefiting from a partnership.)
Pause to determine who my enemies are. Shoot anyone who attacks me, and if no one does shoot someone attacking Lucky, Lilia, or Vodka. Remind me, who all is on the alliance which includes me?Well which character are you? Atm, I'm buddyless since badassitude died.Though I'm trying to team up with Vodka, GC, and the skeleton guy. Er... well I will be once I know if Lilia has the man cannon fused to her or not.
I'm Blodgren.Pause to determine who my enemies are. Shoot anyone who attacks me, and if no one does shoot someone attacking Lucky, Lilia, or Vodka. Remind me, who all is on the alliance which includes me?Well which character are you? Atm, I'm buddyless since badassitude died.Though I'm trying to team up with Vodka, GC, and the skeleton guy. Er... well I will be once I know if Lilia has the man cannon fused to her or not.
Kordos examines the shadow before him. "Excuse me, feller, but you seem awfully familiar. Have we met several times before?""Maybe, is the name John Smith familiar?"
Kordos examines the shadow before him. "Excuse me, feller, but you seem awfully familiar. Have we met several times before?""Maybe, is the name John Smith familiar?"
Fired in lucky general direction."You know, it's awful rude to shoot someone who ain't done nothing to you or nobody around you."
Slink away from Lucky slightly.
"I-I don't know... I'm ok with it, but... You've been around a while. I... I'm just afraid to trust you, as much as I hate to admit it. Though... it would be better if we didn't attack each other...
Vote to accept, but stay wary. Try and keep the multitude of eyes away from Lucky or Lilia, as a peace offering. Should anyone attack Lucky or Lilia, give them lasers of steel.
((When did Min Max get a man cannon fused to him? I think I skipped that part... oh well))
Kordos examines the shadow before him. "Excuse me, feller, but you seem awfully familiar. Have we met several times before?""Maybe, is the name John Smith familiar?"
Fired in lucky general direction.
Pause to determine who my enemies are. Shoot anyone who attacks me, and if no one does shoot someone attacking Lucky, Lilia, or Vodka. Remind me, who all is on the alliance which includes me?
((When did Min Max get a man cannon fused to him? I think I skipped that part... oh well))
"Ah fuck... dammit not again..." Lucky says out loud to himself. He's referring to Lilia new man cannon that's fused with her. Still a lot better then the legs everywhere thing but worse then when she' was without it. Still at least she's more powerful. He then turns to Lilia to tell her what he plans to do next not mentioning to her about her new gun. "You know, for a second there I thought you died again... Glad I was wrong. Anyways I think I'll keep the shield and use it to throw these bottles at people to support your attacks. You can keep doing what you've been doing alright?" Then he adds in, "Anyways let's get some more allies to increase our survival odds," even though he's starting to think he's stealing all of his buddies luck and that's why they keep dying. He doesn't really care if that is true or not. The only thing he cares about right now is getting Lilia to look normal again.
Go up to the the 3 people (the creepy eyes girl, the skeleton buddy guy, and the cowboy) and ask if I can join their little alliance. Attack anyone that attacks them and my 'Counter Plan' if I'm attacked by anyone.
Kordos examines the shadow before him. "Excuse me, feller, but you seem awfully familiar. Have we met several times before?""Maybe, is the name John Smith familiar?"
"My mistake. You look an awful lot like him, but you don't sound like him at all. I was afraid he had finally caught up to me, but it turns out you're just some guy."QuoteFired in lucky general direction."You know, it's awful rude to shoot someone who ain't done nothing to you or nobody around you."
Kordos fires his cannon at Shadow.
Well, y- Look out!(Shadow dex: 1+6)
Protect Lucky from the incoming attack, while returning fire with metal lasers!
"Teaming up with you sounds like a good idea, Bob, but I don't think reading this book is going to do anything for my health, so lets save that for the first person we see."(Osborn badassery: 2-4)
Go towards... um... the nearest battle with my... um... Pandora's book? ((An actual map would be very much appreciated.)) If I get into combat, unlock the book and show my attacker it's contents. (up close if necessary)
"This way, Bob!"
Allrighty then. I shall follow you.You follow Osborn and fly in circles around the tragic couple like a great fiery vulture. Yeah, that ought to cheer Lucky up.
Well now I'm disoriented. Can someone draw a map for me or something? Its just so confusing sometimes.
"No one stirs up trouble in my town. I mean, it's not really a town yet, but it'll get there. Anyway, eat lead, punk.""I tried being nice, but that got my axe nicked and killed the only tolerable person."
((You have a thing against Lilia don't you? That's the third freaking time lol))((You stole my axe for defending and counter attacking, I like that axe so I'm taking away what you like.))
((You already did that.... temporally lol. Btw if you wanna take away what I like... shouldn't you be shooting Lilia instead of me?))((You have a thing against Lilia don't you? That's the third freaking time lol))((You stole my axe for defending and counter attacking, I like that axe so I'm taking away what you like.))
((Lilia die: only Lilia dies, You die:Both you and Lilia die and I get new weapon.))((You already did that.... temporally lol. Btw if you wanna take away what I like... shouldn't you be shooting Lilia instead of me?))((You have a thing against Lilia don't you? That's the third freaking time lol))((You stole my axe for defending and counter attacking, I like that axe so I'm taking away what you like.))
((You have a thing against Lilia don't you? That's the third freaking time lol))
"Not again! Damnit! What do I do, what do I do!? Uh..... water won't work... uh... hat! My hat! Let's try my anti-magic hat! If that don't work then I just gotta hope there's a healing potion on this shield!"
Put my magic hat on Lilia and hope that the radiation counts as magic. If that doesn't heal her then grab the least dangerous looking potion on my shield and hope it's a healing potion... or rad-away.
(( A) I'm not exactly sure how her loot fusion powers work exactly. B) You want to fuse a evil book that attacks it's owner with the most powerful thing this game has seen so far? That sounds like a bad idea for everyone))
Fire everything I have at Kordos!
I'll make you stop! Even if it means petrifying you as steel, I'll just melt you down! I might not know Lucky that well, but I'm tired of seeing Lilia get hurt! Shut up and die!
((I get it, direct attacks haven't worked so he trying indirect methods. What a genus!))Fire everything I have at Kordos!
I'll make you stop! Even if it means petrifying you as steel, I'll just melt you down! I might not know Lucky that well, but I'm tired of seeing Lilia get hurt! Shut up and die!
You're either going insane IC, or you've gotten G.C. Kordos and the shadow mixed up. Kordos is the sheriff with the cannon, the shadow is... well, the shadow.
((Hey mister skeleton guy, can you have your buddy open up a portal between me and Shadow and have the exit portal aimed at him? Sounds like a good plan right?))
((Why is everyone attacking me, all I want is to murder everyone.))Because, by trying to murder everyone, you make everyone want to murder you?
I do mean the shadow, pretty sure.Yes, I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to kill my for trying to kill the guy whose trying to kill the guy and loli you're trying to protect.
*works it out*I do mean the shadow, pretty sure.Yes, I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to kill my for trying to kill the guy whose trying to kill the guy and loli you're trying to protect.
More firing in lucky direction.
"No one stirs up trouble in my town. I mean, it's not really a town yet, but it'll get there. Anyway, eat lead, punk."
Kordos shoots Shadow again.
((You have a thing against Lilia don't you? That's the third freaking time lol))
"Not again! Damnit! What do I do, what do I do!? Uh..... water won't work... uh... hat! My hat! Let's try my anti-magic hat! If that don't work then I just gotta hope there's a healing potion on this shield!"
Put my magic hat on Lilia and hope that the radiation counts as magic. If that doesn't heal her then grab the least dangerous looking potion on my shield and hope it's a healing potion... or rad-away.
hmmmm.... changing to secret PM stuff
Shoot the Shadow some more. Try to lead the target as he dodges from someone else.
((Hey mister skeleton guy, can you have your buddy open up a portal between me and Shadow and have the exit portal aimed at him? Sounds like a good plan right?))
((Of courshe. Wow, thish way o' talking ish growin' on me.))
Fire everything I have at Kordos!
I'll make you stop! Even if it means petrifying you as steel, I'll just melt you down! I might not know Lucky that well, but I'm tired of seeing Lilia get hurt! Shut up and die!
Burn Him.(Shadow dex: 2+6)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Hey well at least you got an awesome death Lucky. I just got smashed into a pulp and that was it. D:"-Grubson
Kordos glares at Osborn. "I don't know what you think you're playing at mister, but I don't want any more trouble or any more bloodshed, so you've got ten seconds to get away from here. I won't make a move against till the time is up unless you try something first, but, if you're still within the area of this dry lakebed when the time is up, I fill you up with steel."I just want to amend that if Osborn leaves peacefully and no one else causes trouble in the nearby area, Kordos will go back to making shovels, saying, "Alright, this fort's not going to make itself."
Kordos starts counting, and, if Osborn doesn't leave the area by the time ten seconds have passed, or he makes some move other than running before the time has passed, Kordos will shoot him with the cannon.
((Ten seconds is a reasonable time to get out of the area, right? I don't want to give him too much time, but I don't want to give him so little time that the request is unreasonable either.))
Why am I not on the waitlist?
link to character sheet:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=121745.msg4045589#msg4045589 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=121745.msg4045589#msg4045589)
"That actually went remarkably well..." says Osborn to himself, and then to the sherrif, "Ya, sorry about that, I'll be going now..."
more secret PM stuff!
((also, don't I have +5 to Badassery :P))
So... Knox's Second is dead for sure?Indeed. It was a really cool idea, but limited by my short amount of free time. Anyone's welcome to use the idea if they want though.
Oh, and this new spell... When I saw it, it reminded me of just how crazy this generator can get. Let's just say it fits Osborn's new role as terrifying magical badass perfectly.
If you're still alive when I get in, I'm totally teaming up with you. Positive magic guy teamed up with negative magic guy!Oh, and this new spell... When I saw it, it reminded me of just how crazy this generator can get. Let's just say it fits Osborn's new role as terrifying magical badass perfectly.
((Yeah, seeing as it has, I think, the second highest absolute value (sorry, math nerd, only way I know to say it) of any item (second to Lucky's tower shield) I have a feeling this new spell is going to be insane, and if it doesn't make every character think they're on acid, I'd be very suprised.))
((...Too many parenthesis!!!))
If you're still alive when I get in, I'm totally teaming up with you. Positive magic guy teamed up with negative magic guy!Oh, and this new spell... When I saw it, it reminded me of just how crazy this generator can get. Let's just say it fits Osborn's new role as terrifying magical badass perfectly.
((Yeah, seeing as it has, I think, the second highest absolute value (sorry, math nerd, only way I know to say it) of any item (second to Lucky's tower shield) I have a feeling this new spell is going to be insane, and if it doesn't make every character think they're on acid, I'd be very suprised.))
((...Too many parenthesis!!!))
((Wizard flesh is stringy and tasteless anyhow.If you're still alive when I get in, I'm totally teaming up with you. Positive magic guy teamed up with negative magic guy!Oh, and this new spell... When I saw it, it reminded me of just how crazy this generator can get. Let's just say it fits Osborn's new role as terrifying magical badass perfectly.
((Yeah, seeing as it has, I think, the second highest absolute value (sorry, math nerd, only way I know to say it) of any item (second to Lucky's tower shield) I have a feeling this new spell is going to be insane, and if it doesn't make every character think they're on acid, I'd be very suprised.))
((...Too many parenthesis!!!))
((Just so long as you don't start eating me without warning, that sounds great!... still though... being betrayed by most people doesn't scare me as much as being betrayed cannibal does.))
Why am I not on the waitlist?
link to character sheet:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=121745.msg4045589#msg4045589 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=121745.msg4045589#msg4045589)
Because sleep deprivation does things to a man. I'll add you when I get home.
Ooooo... I plan on making a Good Lucky after Evil Lucky is dead.... if all three Lucky's do well that'll also be an interesting NPC set to group together.Id, Ego, Superego?
Nah sven has to get in...What about Alani? She was the one who finally killed you. Albeit while getting killed herself, but still.
he exploded a guy using nothing but a longsword
He forced kadzar to summon an abomination of nature
He caused everyone around himself to die horribly.
He had a popeye tattoo, all terrain skating shoes and X-RAY GLASSES.
Oh and he jumped 30 feet in the air using a corpse as a ramp.
Actually it was sven that killed Alani by stealing the bow, you cant really claim credit seeing as you didnt know what the hat actually did before the fall.Nah sven has to get in...What about Alani? She was the one who finally killed you. Albeit while getting killed herself, but still.
he exploded a guy using nothing but a longsword
He forced kadzar to summon an abomination of nature
He caused everyone around himself to die horribly.
He had a popeye tattoo, all terrain skating shoes and X-RAY GLASSES.
Oh and he jumped 30 feet in the air using a corpse as a ramp.
Knowing what it did doesn't matter. I killed someone accidentally by using the horn many times. No matter how you look at it, it was my hat that killed you.Actually it was sven that killed Alani by stealing the bow, you cant really claim credit seeing as you didnt know what the hat actually did before the fall.Nah sven has to get in...What about Alani? She was the one who finally killed you. Albeit while getting killed herself, but still.
he exploded a guy using nothing but a longsword
He forced kadzar to summon an abomination of nature
He caused everyone around himself to die horribly.
He had a popeye tattoo, all terrain skating shoes and X-RAY GLASSES.
Oh and he jumped 30 feet in the air using a corpse as a ramp.
I dont dispute that the hat caused my death, i dispute your claim that Alani killed me due to it being my attack that killed us both.Knowing what it did doesn't matter. I killed someone accidentally by using the horn many times. No matter how you look at it, it was my hat that killed you.Actually it was sven that killed Alani by stealing the bow, you cant really claim credit seeing as you didnt know what the hat actually did before the fall.Nah sven has to get in...What about Alani? She was the one who finally killed you. Albeit while getting killed herself, but still.
he exploded a guy using nothing but a longsword
He forced kadzar to summon an abomination of nature
He caused everyone around himself to die horribly.
He had a popeye tattoo, all terrain skating shoes and X-RAY GLASSES.
Oh and he jumped 30 feet in the air using a corpse as a ramp.
I REALLY doubt you can call snatching my bow and doing nothing with it an attack. YOU killed me, and I killed you.I dont dispute that the hat caused my death, i dispute your claim that Alani killed me due to it being my attack that killed us both.Knowing what it did doesn't matter. I killed someone accidentally by using the horn many times. No matter how you look at it, it was my hat that killed you.Actually it was sven that killed Alani by stealing the bow, you cant really claim credit seeing as you didnt know what the hat actually did before the fall.Nah sven has to get in...What about Alani? She was the one who finally killed you. Albeit while getting killed herself, but still.
he exploded a guy using nothing but a longsword
He forced kadzar to summon an abomination of nature
He caused everyone around himself to die horribly.
He had a popeye tattoo, all terrain skating shoes and X-RAY GLASSES.
Oh and he jumped 30 feet in the air using a corpse as a ramp.
Oh and with the horn kills... i was running into groups of people on purpose, you can thank me for those kills whenever you feel like it :)
Chances are Alani is going to get into magus anyway simply due to the death count we incurred during our game of cat and mouse.
I can and will, if it wasnt for that hat i was going to shoot the horn to prevent you using it and let you fall to your death.I REALLY doubt you can call snatching my bow and doing nothing with it an attack. YOU killed me, and I killed you.I dont dispute that the hat caused my death, i dispute your claim that Alani killed me due to it being my attack that killed us both.Knowing what it did doesn't matter. I killed someone accidentally by using the horn many times. No matter how you look at it, it was my hat that killed you.Actually it was sven that killed Alani by stealing the bow, you cant really claim credit seeing as you didnt know what the hat actually did before the fall.Nah sven has to get in...What about Alani? She was the one who finally killed you. Albeit while getting killed herself, but still.
he exploded a guy using nothing but a longsword
He forced kadzar to summon an abomination of nature
He caused everyone around himself to die horribly.
He had a popeye tattoo, all terrain skating shoes and X-RAY GLASSES.
Oh and he jumped 30 feet in the air using a corpse as a ramp.
Oh and with the horn kills... i was running into groups of people on purpose, you can thank me for those kills whenever you feel like it :)
Chances are Alani is going to get into magus anyway simply due to the death count we incurred during our game of cat and mouse.
As for the kills, I only went after you the first time, which killed Kadzar(Sorry Bro). After that, I was going after Lilia's attackers, Etc. You...kinda just followed along with me.
I believe that it was sven that killed them both by stealing the bow and causing them both to splatter while greenstar maintains that Alani killed sven despite performing no action and having no knowledge of the hats functionsimply because she owned it.I imagine Greenstar has his own spin on his argument which makes it more convincing, but the way you put it, it sounds like you're right.
The spoiler is the fight in question, feel free to make your own interpretation.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's like saying that nobody REALLY got any kills, as THEY didn't do the killing, their LOOT did. In my case, The BOW, the TRUMPET, and the HAT did the killing. In your case....I unno, I wasn't watching you. Scapheap's axe, which killed Alina, pretty much ANYTHING but your own two fists would be considered NOT your kill, as YOU didn't do the killing yourself.I can and will, if it wasnt for that hat i was going to shoot the horn to prevent you using it and let you fall to your death.I REALLY doubt you can call snatching my bow and doing nothing with it an attack. YOU killed me, and I killed you.I dont dispute that the hat caused my death, i dispute your claim that Alani killed me due to it being my attack that killed us both.Knowing what it did doesn't matter. I killed someone accidentally by using the horn many times. No matter how you look at it, it was my hat that killed you.Actually it was sven that killed Alani by stealing the bow, you cant really claim credit seeing as you didnt know what the hat actually did before the fall.Nah sven has to get in...What about Alani? She was the one who finally killed you. Albeit while getting killed herself, but still.
he exploded a guy using nothing but a longsword
He forced kadzar to summon an abomination of nature
He caused everyone around himself to die horribly.
He had a popeye tattoo, all terrain skating shoes and X-RAY GLASSES.
Oh and he jumped 30 feet in the air using a corpse as a ramp.
Oh and with the horn kills... i was running into groups of people on purpose, you can thank me for those kills whenever you feel like it :)
Chances are Alani is going to get into magus anyway simply due to the death count we incurred during our game of cat and mouse.
As for the kills, I only went after you the first time, which killed Kadzar(Sorry Bro). After that, I was going after Lilia's attackers, Etc. You...kinda just followed along with me.
Okay ill give you the horn point as i did try to save lillia as well.
Also lillia is the perfect analogy for the point im trying to make, every time lillia killed someone lucky may have got the loot but he had absolutely no claim to the kill itself as he didnt do anything.
Therefore just as it was Lillia who killed people and not lucky, it was your hat that killed me and NOT Alani.
I hope that clarifies what im trying to say.
If it was unintentional, does it count?I'd say it counts. My treasure killed him. Really, it either counts as a kill for me, or the ground.
If ignorance convicts, yeah he's guilty.
That's like saying that nobody REALLY got any kills, as
THEY didn't do the killing, their LOOT did. In my case,
The BOW, the TRUMPET, and the HAT did the killing. In
your case....I unno, I wasn't watching you. Scapheap's
axe, which killed Alina, pretty much ANYTHING but your
own two fists would be considered NOT your kill, as
YOU didn't do the killing yourself.
Your weapon did.
three, wwolin hasn't added me to the waitlist yet.Well, okay.
I still hold my argument. My object killed you, whether directly or indirectly, so I'd rule it a kill. I don't care what you guys think, this is just my opinion.Personally i do not believe sven should have even died as he survived a 30 foot fall a few turns before and tearing the bow from your grasp should not have slowed him sufficiently to cause him to fall almost directly downwards and splatter, i was going to argue with wwolin about this but by the time i read the turn my replacement had already posted his turn and my death was pretty awesome.
I still hold my argument. My object killed you, whether directly or indirectly, so I'd rule it a kill. I don't care what you guys think, this is just my opinion.This made me realize an easy way to end this argument.
I still hold my argument. My object killed you, whether directly or indirectly, so I'd rule it a kill. I don't care what you guys think, this is just my opinion.This made me realize an easy way to end this argument.
Wwolin: If Whats-his-name had survived the fall, would he have gotten the kill? How about if Whosits had?
play with door in secret and mischevious ways.(Rothe luk: 3-6) You got a -luk item that requires luk. Well doesn't that just suck...
"That actually went remarkably well..." says Osborn to himself, and then to the sherrif, "Ya, sorry about that, I'll be going now..."
more secret PM stuff!
((also, don't I have +5 to Badassery :P))
"Wait.. Muffinsh, do yoush shmell that? Thatsh the smell o'... Booze!"
Run drunkenly until I reach Strider.
Why did they do that?(Osborn dex: 1)
Also, shoot at...oh...Henry.
CHUG.(Strider end: 6-2)
(Kordos luk: 5+3)Kordos glares at Osborn. "I don't know what you think you're playing at mister, but I don't want any more trouble or any more bloodshed, so you've got ten seconds to get away from here. I won't make a move against till the time is up unless you try something first, but, if you're still within the area of this dry lakebed when the time is up, I fill you up with steel."I just want to amend that if Osborn leaves peacefully and no one else causes trouble in the nearby area, Kordos will go back to making shovels, saying, "Alright, this fort's not going to make itself."
Kordos starts counting, and, if Osborn doesn't leave the area by the time ten seconds have passed, or he makes some move other than running before the time has passed, Kordos will shoot him with the cannon.
((Ten seconds is a reasonable time to get out of the area, right? I don't want to give him too much time, but I don't want to give him so little time that the request is unreasonable either.))
That was interesting. Anyway, anyone want to change things into steel?(Vodka luk: 4+2)
Grab a stick and sharpen the end to a point, then steelify it.
Whoa whoa whoa I spawned? Forgot I was in this. Time to reread for a bit and then edit this post later.(Random aff: 3+2)
Edit: OK, no one seems to be trying to kill me at the moment. Wear cross if possible, or just point it at the air and attempt to activate it.
((I personally think that Osborn should show up in MAGUS, because he's practiacally a pre-made mini-boss. A mage who has absolutly no control over the insanely powerful spells he's using (causing large amounts of chaos), but is nearly impossible to damage.))
((Also, I think I've put the spell to "good" use, superblast, as it's about to kill us all!))
Shouldn't we... all focus on the death meteor? Uhh, even if it's only temporary? I-I'm ok with lasting allegiances, though..."All we can do right now is hope it doesn't hit us and keep working on making our bunker. Any helping hands that want to join in that effore will be welcome."
"You can't dodge meteors, you idiot! Wait...why do I feel funny?"
Well, I don't see how I could help. I mean my haracter is a country singer.Your husband was convicted, your kids died of the pox, and your dog was eaten by a coyote. Now there's a giant meteor heading towards you.
Well, I don't see how I could help. I mean my haracter is a country singer.Vodka and I could make you a guitar out of wood and strips of bark turned into steel for the strings. Then I could join you on the ice keyboard, and all we'd need is a vocalist and a drummer to get a band started.
((Osborn, I order you to order the meteor to order the tower of chainguns to kill everyone (or atleast 5 people) so i can enter the game!))
I order wwolin to stop spawning people with objects thst instantly kill them when used.
Seriously its bullshit, i dont care what happens with kill loot but waivers should be safe to use... or at least safeish.
I order wwolin to stop spawning people with objects thst instantly kill them when used.
Seriously its bullshit, i dont care what happens with kill loot but waivers should be safe to use... or at least safeish.
I order wwolin to stop spawning people with objects thst instantly kill them when used.
Seriously its bullshit, i dont care what happens with kill loot but waivers should be safe to use... or at least safeish.
Yeah, that negative luck item requiring luck was kind of a bullshit death. I'm working out a system on how negative luck stuff should work. Currently, it just chooses a random stat for you to resist. You guys assumed it was badassery because two badassery items spawned in a row, but it can be anything. I've already removed the catch 22 "negative luck item requires positive luck" from it, but I'm debating whether it should be fixed on badassery or using any of the five remaining stats.
Feel free to suggest anything.
And I'll work out some way to compensate for your death Pariah. Probably just put you in the game immediately instead of waitlisting.
That's already kind of what I do for effects. It's resisting them that needs work.I order wwolin to stop spawning people with objects thst instantly kill them when used.
Seriously its bullshit, i dont care what happens with kill loot but waivers should be safe to use... or at least safeish.
Yeah, that negative luck item requiring luck was kind of a bullshit death. I'm working out a system on how negative luck stuff should work. Currently, it just chooses a random stat for you to resist. You guys assumed it was badassery because two badassery items spawned in a row, but it can be anything. I've already removed the catch 22 "negative luck item requires positive luck" from it, but I'm debating whether it should be fixed on badassery or using any of the five remaining stats.
Feel free to suggest anything.
And I'll work out some way to compensate for your death Pariah. Probably just put you in the game immediately instead of waitlisting.
How about rolling effects on the same table you do now, but whatever you roll, you apply the opposite.
With some bending, of course.
And I'll work out some way to compensate for your death Pariah. Probably just put you in the game immediately instead of waitlisting.Id love that :D
...I'm debating whether it should be fixed on badassery or using any of the five remaining stats.Use any of the five other stats.
And I'll work out some way to compensate for your death Pariah. Probably just put you in the game immediately instead of waitlisting....So there's going to be one more person in the arena?
...I'm debating whether it should be fixed on badassery or using any of the five remaining stats.Use any of the five other stats.
Badassery seems like something that should be an additional modifier rather than a standalone stat, but it's your game.QuoteAnd I'll work out some way to compensate for your death Pariah. Probably just put you in the game immediately instead of waitlisting....So there's going to be one more person in the arena?
Yippe!
7 is stronger than ⑨.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
So for negative luck weapons, maybe keeping it to badassery or dexterity and infinity would be better.SHH! DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE INFINITY STAT IN PUBLIC! REMOVE THIS AT ONCE, LEST THE GREAT TOAD DOTH COME AND FELL US ALL WITH ONE GREAT SWIPE OF HIS BAN-HAMMER!
potentially map-destroying attackIs everyone dying actually a possibility? I thought I was joking :o))
Hey, Unholy, I'm gonna avoid giving you another one turn death by bringing you in AFTER the meteor hits. Because spawning you in with a potentially map-destroying attack about to hit and no time to plan how to defend yourself from it seems kinda unfair.
Fortunately, I've been prepared for this ever since I started this game up. I won't spoil much, but things are gonna get pretty interesting.Something analogous to that basement everyone in Perplexicon has been in for a while?
Similar, but not exactly. I do have a world map planned out though. And I'm even starting work on a starmap, for when someone gets something that produces a literal world-shattering kaboom.Fortunately, I've been prepared for this ever since I started this game up. I won't spoil much, but things are gonna get pretty interesting.Something analogous to that basement everyone in Perplexicon has been in for a while?
Analogous =/= Homologous, you know...Similar, but not exactly. I do have a world map planned out though. And I'm even starting work on a starmap, for when someone gets something that produces a literal world-shattering kaboom.Fortunately, I've been prepared for this ever since I started this game up. I won't spoil much, but things are gonna get pretty interesting.Something analogous to that basement everyone in Perplexicon has been in for a while?
Wait, the meteor is definitely crashing next turn? Crap, that's not enough time to make shovels and dig a bunker (unless we can dig with the shovels while they are being metalfied). I'm gonna need to come up with a really good plan to save us.This turn is when the miniguns become active. After that, it's an apocalypse of black flame. If Osborn somehow survives this, his new spell could potentially be even more destructive than the meteor. But if we move to the world map, then it'll be a little easier to dodge. Maybe. Hopefully.
Your character and mine should totally team up. Then we can have an Evil Overlord (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlord) and the Too Dumb To Live (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive) combo.Hey, Unholy, I'm gonna avoid giving you another one turn death by bringing you in AFTER the meteor hits. Because spawning you in with a potentially map-destroying attack about to hit and no time to plan how to defend yourself from it seems kinda unfair.
Map destroying? Does that mean everyone dying? if so then, yaaaay! My wait time will be short and the reign of Evil Lucky will begin!
Cancel all actions. Grab up friends and curl up around them, as to expose as little of us as possible without a nice coating of steel. I'm hoping that "grab friend gtfo meteor area and curl up defensively" works."I'm sorry, little lady, but, as much as I'd like to curl up with you, I can't cower while the world's in danger. As long as I'm able I need to try as hard as I can to save as many people as possible.
"Shhh, it can wait! You've been really nice to me... my turn to help."
There's a trope for that. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConservationOfCompetence[/url) Kinda. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TropesAreFlexible)Your character and mine should totally team up. Then we can have an Evil Overlord (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlord) and the Too Dumb To Live (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive) combo.Hey, Unholy, I'm gonna avoid giving you another one turn death by bringing you in AFTER the meteor hits. Because spawning you in with a potentially map-destroying attack about to hit and no time to plan how to defend yourself from it seems kinda unfair.Map destroying? Does that mean everyone dying? if so then, yaaaay! My wait time will be short and the reign of Evil Lucky will begin!
"I'm sorry, little lady, but, as much as I'd like to curl up with you..."I'm sure you would.
Cancel all actions. Grab up friends and curl up around them, as to expose as little of us as possible without a nice coating of steel. I'm hoping that "grab friend gtfo meteor area and curl up defensively" works."I'm sorry, little lady, but, as much as I'd like to curl up with you, I can't cower while the world's in danger. As long as I'm able I need to try as hard as I can to save as many people as possible.
"Shhh, it can wait! You've been really nice to me... my turn to help."
"Right now I need to try to find out if I don't already have what I need."
Kordos will do whatever it take to activate his ice keyboard to see what it does.
I personally rather learn japanese. I'll be putting that to use when I get into the military and hopefully get to go in Japan! In okinawa! Or if I get embassy duty, then I'll try to be a guard at the US embassy in Japan! And not live on an island in Japan but Japan itself! Ah... can't wait.... though that once again reminds I need to get off my lazy ass and exercise.... ugh.... curse my damn laziness! You and other circumstances are keeping me from my dream of Japan!...Either you don't know your geography too well or I'm missing something here.
Well, he's thinking of how Japan is made up of smaller islands, Kyushu for example, and he'd rather live on the main island. Okanawa, I think it is? I don't know my geography very well either.I personally rather learn japanese. I'll be putting that to use when I get into the military and hopefully get to go in Japan! In okinawa! Or if I get embassy duty, then I'll try to be a guard at the US embassy in Japan! And not live on an island in Japan but Japan itself! Ah... can't wait.... though that once again reminds I need to get off my lazy ass and exercise.... ugh.... curse my damn laziness! You and other circumstances are keeping me from my dream of Japan!...Either you don't know your geography too well or I'm missing something here.
And for some reason I really want to learn German.
Okinawa, and for that matter Honshu, are islands in Japan. It's just that Honshu is the biggest (and Okinawa the biggest in its area).Well, he's thinking of how Japan is made up of smaller islands, Kyushu for example, and he'd rather live on the main island. Okanawa, I think it is? I don't know my geography very well either.I personally rather learn japanese. I'll be putting that to use when I get into the military and hopefully get to go in Japan! In okinawa! Or if I get embassy duty, then I'll try to be a guard at the US embassy in Japan! And not live on an island in Japan but Japan itself! Ah... can't wait.... though that once again reminds I need to get off my lazy ass and exercise.... ugh.... curse my damn laziness! You and other circumstances are keeping me from my dream of Japan!...Either you don't know your geography too well or I'm missing something here.
"ARGLBARGH."
OHGAWD. TELL THROAT TO STOP BURNING. Offer some to that guy. The one with the Mittensh.
"Hey, mishter, ya okay? Looks like ya can't handle yer booze."(Henry end: 6+1)
Let me use logic...... Drink some of the booze. BRILLIANT
((I'd like to align with G.C and Vodka if possible.))
Head north.
Edit: Changed my mind again. Drinking that's a really bad idea.
(Kordos aff: 6-6)Cancel all actions. Grab up friends and curl up around them, as to expose as little of us as possible without a nice coating of steel. I'm hoping that "grab friend gtfo meteor area and curl up defensively" works."I'm sorry, little lady, but, as much as I'd like to curl up with you, I can't cower while the world's in danger. As long as I'm able I need to try as hard as I can to save as many people as possible.
"Shhh, it can wait! You've been really nice to me... my turn to help."
"Right now I need to try to find out if I don't already have what I need."
Kordos will do whatever it take to activate his ice keyboard to see what it does.
(Vodka aff: 1+1)Cancel all actions. Grab up friends and curl up around them, as to expose as little of us as possible without a nice coating of steel. I'm hoping that "grab friend gtfo meteor area and curl up defensively" works."I'm sorry, little lady, but, as much as I'd like to curl up with you, I can't cower while the world's in danger. As long as I'm able I need to try as hard as I can to save as many people as possible.
"Shhh, it can wait! You've been really nice to me... my turn to help."
"Right now I need to try to find out if I don't already have what I need."
Kordos will do whatever it take to activate his ice keyboard to see what it does.
B-but... I want to help you...
Steelify shovels. Afterwards, watch for incoming attack, and try to keep the heat away from Kadzar.
Hmmm, I think I'll continue this tradition I set for myself...
VERY secret PM stuff!
Mutter something about I'm down on my luck. Give my weapon to captain average.
7 is stronger than 9.(Osborn bad: 5+5)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Captain Average looks at the man standing next to him. "What, for free? I totally wasn't going to crotch bat you or anything..."
Take the weapon and experiment with it. If it's really a trick, whack him in the crotch with the bat and disarm him anyway.
Tbh... I'll probably never gonna be able to read Japanese... I more worried about speaking it really... though learning hiragana and katakana wasn't so hard... though that did take up the two years of Japanese in high school... and I forgot most of it... which sucks. Though learning Kanji is gonna be hell.... I only remember one from the little we touched on with the days of the week. And it's the one for "moon" which is also in the word for "monday" I think. Some reason that's the only one that stuck in my head.I know just enough Japanese to survive in a strip joint. I know the words for spin, purple, watermelon, idiot, dog, cute, scary, and LET'S GET NAKED! Not even sure where I picked up that last one, but why not.
Though if i really wanted to review... I can type in hiragana and katakana just by typing in the Roman equivalents. Though I do remember enough sentence structure and words to call someone an idiot, or trash, or cute lol. And I recently picked up on the word for cool from anime... though not sure how it's spelled.... but if what I'm thinking is correct, I can add "cool" to the list of stuff to call people lol.
Well then. I study Latin until I am in physical pain from staying up too damn late, and no sooner do I get home then one of my teammates on the anime project tells me to work on some Latin lyrics for a song in the series. I literally just growled at my computer and typed "Dominus mea fatore ostendit dictorum. First 6 syllables short, last 8 long, all on the C below middle C. No diphthongs, all Cs are hard. Now no more Latin." So yeah, now you too can chant in ominous Latin to scare your friends and grocery store clerks.Ouch, irony.
1. How is gravity slowing a meteor down? Air resistance, I could see, but gravity?
Anyways, I have a plan for how to deal with the meteor:I thought about it, but it wouldn't really help, since the new person wouldn't come into play until after the turn was over. If we had done it last turn, maybe someone would have spawned with something useful, but it's too late now.
1. One person sacrifices himself, summoning the next waitlister.
2. Everyone else sort of curls up into a ball and prays. This should make sure the meteor can't squish you very well.
3. The meteor hits.
Oooo I wanna know that last one. How do you say it? I wanna say it to this girl I like to tease.SUPPA TENKO!
(How is that slowing down the meteor?)1. How is gravity slowing a meteor down? Air resistance, I could see, but gravity?((gravity would pull in anything (including meteors) far more powerfully than air resistance.))
...Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking of.Anyways, I have a plan for how to deal with the meteor:I thought about it, but it wouldn't really help, since the new person wouldn't come into play until after the turn was over. If we had done it last turn, maybe someone would have spawned with something useful, but it's too late now.
1. One person sacrifices himself, summoning the next waitlister.
2. Everyone else sort of curls up into a ball and prays. This should make sure the meteor can't squish you very well.
3. The meteor hits.
Of course it is, your translation was as well.Oooo I wanna know that last one. How do you say it? I wanna say it to this girl I like to tease.SUPPA TENKO!
Yes, the capslock is absolutely required.
Oh, and gravity was slowing the meteor's ascent by pulling it down to earth. It had been rising ever since it was summoned, and this turn it's coming down. Hard.Oooh.
Oh, and gravity was slowing the meteor's ascent by pulling it down to earth. It had been rising ever since it was summoned, and this turn it's coming down. Hard.Oooh.
I thought it was summoned in space or something.
My guess is you have this turn left before if hits. The turn after that is when you all go kablooey. Unless the meteor is gonna fall faster then it rose.
The meteor was ascending at a linear rate, and gravity is now pulling it downwards at an exponential rate. It'll hit at the end of this turn.
The meteor was ascending at a linear rate, and gravity is now pulling it downwards at an exponential rate. It'll hit at the end of this turn.
Well that's good news for me. Evil Lucky is ready to enter his reign of terror! Hm.... oh Wwolin, would chopping off all the other players limbs so that they are still alive but can't do anything so can set up a loot farm be allowed?
May I be put on the waitlist, good sirs?I'll update it along with the turn. Which will almost certainly be tomorrow, because too much homework tonight. And in other news, I found a goddamned ancient copy of The Lesser Seal of Solomon at my grandparent's house, which is pretty cool. I might reference bits and bobs of it in MAGUS, once I have time to run it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Actually, being an ancient bronze automoton might cause problems, so feel free to randomly transform me into a human when I'm put in the game.May I be put on the waitlist, good sirs?I'll update it along with the turn. Which will almost certainly be tomorrow, because too much homework tonight. And in other news, I found a goddamned ancient copy of The Lesser Seal of Solomon at my grandparent's house, which is pretty cool. I might reference bits and bobs of it in MAGUS, once I have time to run it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't see how something potentially causing problems for you in a roleplaying game is a reason not to do it.Actually, being an ancient bronze automoton might cause problems, so feel free to randomly transform me into a human when I'm put in the game.May I be put on the waitlist, good sirs?I'll update it along with the turn. Which will almost certainly be tomorrow, because too much homework tonight. And in other news, I found a goddamned ancient copy of The Lesser Seal of Solomon at my grandparent's house, which is pretty cool. I might reference bits and bobs of it in MAGUS, once I have time to run it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hell, that's half the reason to play forum games in the first place!I don't see how something potentially causing problems for you in a roleplaying game is a reason not to do it.Actually, being an ancient bronze automoton might cause problems, so feel free to randomly transform me into a human when I'm put in the game.May I be put on the waitlist, good sirs?I'll update it along with the turn. Which will almost certainly be tomorrow, because too much homework tonight. And in other news, I found a goddamned ancient copy of The Lesser Seal of Solomon at my grandparent's house, which is pretty cool. I might reference bits and bobs of it in MAGUS, once I have time to run it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
At one point, it flat out tells you that the names of some angels cannot be pronounced. It then recommends summoning God to summon them for you if you need them....That's on the same level of recommendability as jumping into a nuclear reactor (the dangerous part, I mean)--it might be off, but if it's not...
((except it's made of fire, burning up would make it stronger... I think... really I don't care what happens as long as we get another turn, and what is the status on that?))It'll be later tonight. Have to go and watch the school musical first.
Sounds like fun.((except it's made of fire, burning up would make it stronger... I think... really I don't care what happens as long as we get another turn, and what is the status on that?))It'll be later tonight. Have to go and watch the school musical first.
What's the musical?((except it's made of fire, burning up would make it stronger... I think... really I don't care what happens as long as we get another turn, and what is the status on that?))It'll be later tonight. Have to go and watch the school musical first.
Once Upon a Mattress. It's the story of The Princess and the Pea. Featuring persus13 in the pit orchestra :PWhat's the musical?((except it's made of fire, burning up would make it stronger... I think... really I don't care what happens as long as we get another turn, and what is the status on that?))It'll be later tonight. Have to go and watch the school musical first.
What instrument does he play?Once Upon a Mattress. It's the story of The Princess and the Pea. Featuring persus13 in the pit orchestra :PWhat's the musical?((except it's made of fire, burning up would make it stronger... I think... really I don't care what happens as long as we get another turn, and what is the status on that?))It'll be later tonight. Have to go and watch the school musical first.
CelloWhat instrument does he play?Once Upon a Mattress. It's the story of The Princess and the Pea. Featuring persus13 in the pit orchestra :PWhat's the musical?((except it's made of fire, burning up would make it stronger... I think... really I don't care what happens as long as we get another turn, and what is the status on that?))It'll be later tonight. Have to go and watch the school musical first.
Cool. A friend of mine is petitioning to make our schools musical next year to be RENT. Since I'll be in the senior band next year, if that happens, I'll be playing for the musical.CelloWhat instrument does he play?Once Upon a Mattress. It's the story of The Princess and the Pea. Featuring persus13 in the pit orchestra :PWhat's the musical?((except it's made of fire, burning up would make it stronger... I think... really I don't care what happens as long as we get another turn, and what is the status on that?))It'll be later tonight. Have to go and watch the school musical first.
"Shur, doul! Blrgah mcfarwu afay blurp."(Henry end: 2+1)
Translation: ???
Stick pinky finger into maw.
"Eeeeyooooowch! Damnation!"(Average aff: 6)
Duck and cover, because that totally works against nukes. Give the swords a few swings while I'm at it, hopefully making sure I can see.
PS wielding katana in right with NERF CROTCH BAT in left.
Try and shoot lasers at the meteor. Sure, it's hopeless, but why not. After, do secret things.
This is it, then, thinks Kordos. This world is about to be destroyed, and I have nothing that can stop it, or even mitigate the damage. No one here does, except the one person who doesn't care if this world goes to hell. But I can't in good conscience return to HQ without making a proper go at the situation.
Kordos charges at Osborn, throws his spear at him, keeps running till he's close enough to read, and reads the words to summon a meteor.
hmmm...
SUPER SECRET PM STUFF HAHAHAHAHA!
((back to old habits))
Continue to punch the nearest guy EXCEPT the one who just drank my booze. Because my fists are all I have at this point.(Random dex: 3)
Time for me to pop in.Me too! I'm gonna be doing what the vikings are so famous for! Pillage, Rape, and Murder! (and some torture on the side). Be even better if I got another loli as my slave!
Tomorrow.
Wait, how does Osborn's stuff work?Time for me to pop in.Me too! I'm gonna be doing what the vikings are so famous for! Pillage, Rape, and Murder! (and some torture on the side). Be even better if I got another loli as my slave!
Tomorrow.
But first, I propose we all go after Osborn. 1) from summoning another meteor 2) because his new spell (which will be created from the deaths of 6 people) will more then likely be more powerful then the meteor spell.
Wait, how does Osborn's stuff work?Time for me to pop in.Me too! I'm gonna be doing what the vikings are so famous for! Pillage, Rape, and Murder! (and some torture on the side). Be even better if I got another loli as my slave!
Tomorrow.
But first, I propose we all go after Osborn. 1) from summoning another meteor 2) because his new spell (which will be created from the deaths of 6 people) will more then likely be more powerful then the meteor spell.
Huh.Wait, how does Osborn's stuff work?Time for me to pop in.Me too! I'm gonna be doing what the vikings are so famous for! Pillage, Rape, and Murder! (and some torture on the side). Be even better if I got another loli as my slave!
Tomorrow.
But first, I propose we all go after Osborn. 1) from summoning another meteor 2) because his new spell (which will be created from the deaths of 6 people) will more then likely be more powerful then the meteor spell.
He get's spells for his grimore instead of loot. He has three spells right now, some sort of floating axe thing, then his second spell is the meteor, and his third spell is that suit of armor he has on now (which kept him from getting meteored to death). His newest spell is... unknown... but whatever it is it's guaranteed to be powerful.
Well, let's see about that teamup, shall we, Osborn?
Remind me, was Osborn's spellbook just a lucky random loot?
I already loved this RTD, and now it seems to be getting even better! Speaking of teams, I was thinking me, Xantlos, Superblast, and maybe even Kadzar (if he is evil as he claimed he would be) could be a team.
I already loved this RTD, and now it seems to be getting even better! Speaking of teams, I was thinking me, Xantlos, Superblast, and maybe even Kadzar (if he is evil as he claimed he would be) could be a team.I am willingly on said team.
I already loved this RTD, and now it seems to be getting even better! Speaking of teams, I was thinking me, Xantlos, Superblast, and maybe even Kadzar (if he is evil as he claimed he would be) could be a team.
I already loved this RTD, and now it seems to be getting even better! Speaking of teams, I was thinking me, Xantlos, Superblast, and maybe even Kadzar (if he is evil as he claimed he would be) could be a team.Sounds good, as long as everyone is fine with my character being the team leader, since he's the sort who won't accept anything less. Though that doesn't mean they have to accept his authority completely; in fact I'd love it if there was a Starscream constantly trying to usurp me.
I already loved this RTD, and now it seems to be getting even better! Speaking of teams, I was thinking me, Xantlos, Superblast, and maybe even Kadzar (if he is evil as he claimed he would be) could be a team.Sounds good, as long as everyone is fine with my character being the team leader, since he's the sort who won't accept anything less. Though that doesn't mean they have to accept his authority completely; in fact I'd love it if there was a Starscream constantly trying to usurp me.
I already loved this RTD, and now it seems to be getting even better! Speaking of teams, I was thinking me, Xantlos, Superblast, and maybe even Kadzar (if he is evil as he claimed he would be) could be a team.Sounds good, as long as everyone is fine with my character being the team leader, since he's the sort who won't accept anything less. Though that doesn't mean they have to accept his authority completely; in fact I'd love it if there was a Starscream constantly trying to usurp me.
In a team of evil.... I think everyone would be a starscream to whoever the leader is lol. Especially me since my evil comes with a huge ego.
My own brand of evil is just a lack of caring for human life and a love for destruction.
"Some people just want to watch the world burn, I want to MAKE it burn!""NOOO! I was going to rule that! Damn you, Osborn!" :P
"Who's up for another team? Team Good? Team Revenge? Something? Anyone?"I'd be game.
And I'm not gonna be posting statuses or maps anymore. There are just too many people, and the map is just too large. I checked, and it's actually slightly larger than the state of North Dakota. Yeah, I overdid it just a bit here...But was about that map you spent so damn long working on? 3:
((So uhh.. this statue doesnt use affinity or luck right?))((I'm fairly certain the apocalypse already happened. I believe we are currently standing in the remains of Deathloot Mountain.))
perform top secret "survive the imminent apocalypse" action
((So uhh.. this statue doesnt use affinity or luck right?))((I'm fairly certain the apocalypse already happened. I believe we are currently standing in the remains of Deathloot Mountain.))
perform top secret "survive the imminent apocalypse" action
Oh, and I suppose I might as well post an actual action, at least for now.
Wait for the masses to submit themselves to my rulership, and poke the brains out of anyone who might be foolish enough to try to take me on.
((Why is my luck negative? I have positive luck... and it's 5... it should be the same exact stats as Lucky.))Yeah, I made a mistake on the actual turn because it was late and there was a lot of loot. But on the reference sheets I made for myself, everything's correct.
And I'm not gonna be posting statuses or maps anymore. There are just too many people, and the map is just too large. I checked, and it's actually slightly larger than the state of North Dakota. Yeah, I overdid it just a bit here...But was about that map you spent so damn long working on? 3:
So are we all right next to eachother, basically?
so evil Lucky got an evil Lilia basically?
Do Action
((Why is my luck negative? I have positive luck... and it's 5... it should be the same exact stats as Lucky.))Yeah, I made a mistake on the actual turn because it was late and there was a lot of loot. But on the reference sheets I made for myself, everything's correct.
((Why is my luck negative? I have positive luck... and it's 5... it should be the same exact stats as Lucky.))Yeah, I made a mistake on the actual turn because it was late and there was a lot of loot. But on the reference sheets I made for myself, everything's correct.
So are you gonna fix my loot? Well if you don't wanna I'm fine with my little golden girl that sounds like a robot to me. Though I'm pretty afraid of negative weapons... I don't wanna have myself killed by my own weapon.
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!"Zardak points at Osborn. "You there, with the book! I ((metagame)) sense you are quite powerful. Would you like to join me in glorious conquest? I might even make you my second-in-command.
Use fourth spell on Random, then join up with the pike dude and the lucky guy, MURDER ANYONE WHO STANDS IN MY WAY (with spell 1).
"YES! I WILL JOIN YOU PIKE-MAN.""MY NAME IS NOT PIKE-MAN! You may either address me as Zardak the Conqueror, Zardak the Great, Lord Zardak, Your Greatness, Your Highness, or my Lord. Any future slip-ups and I will have you lashed with your own whip."
JOIN PIKE-MAN, CRACK WHIP EXPERIMENTALLY.
"Well, miss, not sure if I need you, but there's not much chance of you lifting that on your own...""Thank you, mister?"
Help Annie lift her machete. Stab people who attack me with my useless knife. It's not even a throwing kitchen knife...
((Did you miss my response yto you?))"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!"Zardak points at Osborn. "You there, with the book! I ((metagame)) sense you are quite powerful. Would you like to join me in glorious conquest? I might even make you my second-in-command.
Use fourth spell on Random, then join up with the pike dude and the lucky guy, MURDER ANYONE WHO STANDS IN MY WAY (with spell 1)."YES! I WILL JOIN YOU PIKE-MAN.""MY NAME IS NOT PIKE-MAN! You may either address me as Zardak the Conqueror, Zardak the Great, Lord Zardak, Your Greatness, Your Highness, or my Lord. Any future slip-ups and I will have you lashed with your own whip."
JOIN PIKE-MAN, CRACK WHIP EXPERIMENTALLY.
Shy away from the group, slightly. Examine revolver, then address Zardak."Then I will find a way to make you feel pain, and it will be excruciating."
"Uhh... what if, um, we... can't really feel pain? I mean, not anything above what you'd relate to, oh, a bruise or something..?
That was when some guy says something about conquering the world and join him or die. (E)Lucky didn't really care but being part of a team until he figures how things work in this world will increase his survival chances. So he goes ahead and tells him, "Yeah sure I'm with you. Though you gotta give me some proof your not some shithead who's just acting tough." He then goes back to talking to Golden Girl, "Alright kill some random person that is not him and his team, alright?" He then tosses her away."I'd rather not damage my subjects just to prove a point to you. The real question is, why should I let you join me? You don't seem that tough; all you have is a little golden fairy."
Have the little girl go kill a random person that is not on Zardak's team. Join up with Zardak.
"I'd rather not damage my subjects just to prove a point to you. The real question is, why should I let you join me? You don't seem that tough; all you have is a little golden fairy."
"You're welcome. By the way, did you hear those guys who are talking about killing us?""Well, miss, not sure if I need you, but there's not much chance of you lifting that on your own...""Thank you, mister?"
Help Annie lift her machete. Stab people who attack me with my useless knife. It's not even a throwing kitchen knife...
"They may not have terrific weapons, but I bet they all could make mincemeat out of you. Luck will only get you so far, the rest comes down to skill.""I'd rather not damage my subjects just to prove a point to you. The real question is, why should I let you join me? You don't seem that tough; all you have is a little golden fairy."
"What? Just go kill that kitchen knife guy. He's the most useless one here. Or the giant machete chick. I doubt she can even carry that thing. Or even that syringe guy. That's barely even a weapon. Plus I'm testing out my fairy thing right now. For her sake she better be useful. Also I'm a lucky son of a bitch, that's why you would want me with you." (E)Lucky says to Kordak. Man that guy is already annoying to him.
Lucky? That name is so mainstream... DIE!!!!!"Well this should be interesting," he says, smiling under his helmet. "If you can defeat him in single combat, I'll let you join my team. That goes for both of you."
Stab Lucky with syringe.
"They may not have terrific weapons, but I bet they all could make mincemeat out of you. Luck will only get you so far, the rest comes down to skill.""I'd rather not damage my subjects just to prove a point to you. The real question is, why should I let you join me? You don't seem that tough; all you have is a little golden fairy."
"What? Just go kill that kitchen knife guy. He's the most useless one here. Or the giant machete chick. I doubt she can even carry that thing. Or even that syringe guy. That's barely even a weapon. Plus I'm testing out my fairy thing right now. For her sake she better be useful. Also I'm a lucky son of a bitch, that's why you would want me with you." (E)Lucky says to Kordak. Man that guy is already annoying to him.Lucky? That name is so mainstream... DIE!!!!!"Well this should be interesting," he says, smiling under his helmet. "If you can defeat him in single combat, I'll let you join my team. That goes for both of you."
Stab Lucky with syringe.
Shy away from the group, slightly. Examine revolver, then address Zardak."Then I will find a way to make you feel pain, and it will be excruciating."
"Uhh... what if, um, we... can't really feel pain? I mean, not anything above what you'd relate to, oh, a bruise or something..?
"I find people like them are all talk and no trousers, if you know what I mean.""You're welcome. By the way, did you hear those guys who are talking about killing us?""Well, miss, not sure if I need you, but there's not much chance of you lifting that on your own...""Thank you, mister?"
Help Annie lift her machete. Stab people who attack me with my useless knife. It's not even a throwing kitchen knife...
"True. Probably. Still, couldn't hurt to try and drive them off if we can lift this alleged sword. Personally, I say it's more on the scale of a structural beam...""I find people like them are all talk and no trousers, if you know what I mean.""You're welcome. By the way, did you hear those guys who are talking about killing us?""Well, miss, not sure if I need you, but there's not much chance of you lifting that on your own...""Thank you, mister?"
Help Annie lift her machete. Stab people who attack me with my useless knife. It's not even a throwing kitchen knife...
Quietly approach Annie, with revolver held down. Try to give a friendly smile."The more the merrier, kido." Annie ruffed ALGEN's hair.
Hello there, ah... M-my name is ALGEM. I admit I'm a little... antisocial... but, would you mind... if I... ah...
It wouldn't... be a problem if I were, to, ah, join you..?
"I was built to be a multipurpose android... Meant to live amongst humans, without ever really integrating fully... People wouldn't know I wasn't organic until they got close, and then... a variety of reactions. Never good ones. Some would try and hurt me. Some would insult me, some would just ignore me... but I knew. Their cold, harsh glares... Even those few who accepted me for what I was were distant... distant, or those scientists... and yet, I still... I don't want to die...""I know the feeling." Annie look thoughtful "Through it sound your case was worse. I was just bad at being a succubus."
"I guess that would make you a sucku--wait, what did you say?""I was built to be a multipurpose android... Meant to live amongst humans, without ever really integrating fully... People wouldn't know I wasn't organic until they got close, and then... a variety of reactions. Never good ones. Some would try and hurt me. Some would insult me, some would just ignore me... but I knew. Their cold, harsh glares... Even those few who accepted me for what I was were distant... distant, or those scientists... and yet, I still... I don't want to die...""I know the feeling." Annie look thoughtful "Through it sound your case was worse. I was just bad at being a succubus."
I feel as though im going to die soon... oh well, life is pretty mainstream"They may not have terrific weapons, but I bet they all could make mincemeat out of you. Luck will only get you so far, the rest comes down to skill.""I'd rather not damage my subjects just to prove a point to you. The real question is, why should I let you join me? You don't seem that tough; all you have is a little golden fairy."
"What? Just go kill that kitchen knife guy. He's the most useless one here. Or the giant machete chick. I doubt she can even carry that thing. Or even that syringe guy. That's barely even a weapon. Plus I'm testing out my fairy thing right now. For her sake she better be useful. Also I'm a lucky son of a bitch, that's why you would want me with you." (E)Lucky says to Kordak. Man that guy is already annoying to him.Lucky? That name is so mainstream... DIE!!!!!"Well this should be interesting," he says, smiling under his helmet. "If you can defeat him in single combat, I'll let you join my team. That goes for both of you."
Stab Lucky with syringe.
"Eh? I'm so Lucky I don't need need skill. The world does it for me with little input from me. But if you really want me too..." (E)Lucky turns to where he tossed Golden Girl, "Go kill that syringe guy instead. And do it as painfully as you can think of."
Tell the golden girl to kill the syringe guy. If he get's close to me, grab his syringe and use it on him.
((Lemme just confirm this. So far we have GwG, Xantalos, Borno, and Person for Team GUD?))((I can verify that I agree to this. Also I sincerely hope that last spell osborn got doesn't kill me. Watch me roll a 1+2 and fail to activate my barrier. Should I survive, the following battle should be awesome.))
After joining Zardak, Osborn asks, "So, after we figure out which one of these guys is on our team, what do we do with the rest of these weaklings?""Quite simply, those who will not join me or submit to my rule shall be slaughtered as an example to the others."
"They may not have terrific weapons, but I bet they all could make mincemeat out of you. Luck will only get you so far, the rest comes down to skill.""I'd rather not damage my subjects just to prove a point to you. The real question is, why should I let you join me? You don't seem that tough; all you have is a little golden fairy."
"What? Just go kill that kitchen knife guy. He's the most useless one here. Or the giant machete chick. I doubt she can even carry that thing. Or even that syringe guy. That's barely even a weapon. Plus I'm testing out my fairy thing right now. For her sake she better be useful. Also I'm a lucky son of a bitch, that's why you would want me with you." (E)Lucky says to Kordak. Man that guy is already annoying to him.Lucky? That name is so mainstream... DIE!!!!!"Well this should be interesting," he says, smiling under his helmet. "If you can defeat him in single combat, I'll let you join my team. That goes for both of you."
Stab Lucky with syringe.
"Eh? I'm so Lucky I don't need need skill. The world does it for me with little input from me. But if you really want me too..." (E)Lucky turns to where he tossed Golden Girl, "Go kill that syringe guy instead. And do it as painfully as you can think of."
Tell the golden girl to kill the syringe guy. If he get's close to me, grab his syringe and use it on him.
Lucky? That name is so mainstream... DIE!!!!!(Aurwyn dex: 6-6)
Stab Lucky with syringe.
"Ooh! Everyone laugh when I say I get a lot of loot, but I laugh now! And now to kill the badies with my fwends!"
Put those babies on! Shout secret PM stuff! Do secret PM stuff!
Wait for the masses to submit themselves to my rulership, and poke the brains out of anyone who might be foolish enough to try to take me on.(Idiot bad: 3+3)
Quietly approach Annie, with revolver held down. Try to give a friendly smile.
Hello there, ah... M-my name is ALGEM. I admit I'm a little... antisocial... but, would you mind... if I... ah...
It wouldn't... be a problem if I were, to, ah, join you..?
Run towards the android with hands in air
"on second thoughts, since I will most likely die anyways, lets join the most interesting persons around. so may I join you lot?"
"New location detected. Threat: High.
Register: Surprise.
Activate defensive protocol."
Run to nearest cover and take potshots at anyone who is an immediate threat to me.
Pick up badass machete.
"Who has need of me?"
"Well, miss, not sure if I need you, but there's not much chance of you lifting that on your own..."(Annie str: 5+3)
Help Annie lift her machete. Stab people who attack me with my useless knife. It's not even a throwing kitchen knife...
( That is what copy paste is for.)
Secret action!
"I have always wanted to say this.(Unda dex: 6+6)
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!"
Activate the staff, attempting to make an impenetrable shield. Around only myself.
"Woah. Wonder what this thing does...
Now, which one of you is Lucky? I've heard good things about him."
Play around with the beetle while introducing self.
"Hey, Village Boy! We should get going soon, If we're going to be finding some better loot."
Be off, hoping that Village follows whenever he can.
((So uhh.. this statue doesnt use affinity or luck right?))
perform top secret "survive the imminent apocalypse" action
Attempt to activate gauntlet with my mind. If that doesn't work, throw a few punches. Also activate cross again. If I have more time, looks for materials for a splint.
so evil Lucky got an evil Lilia basically?
Do Action
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!"
Use fourth spell on Random, then join up with the pike dude and the lucky guy, MURDER ANYONE WHO STANDS IN MY WAY (with spell 1).
DO SECRET PM SHIT.(Jim bad: 4+3)
"So oh mighty leader guy, am I in or am I in? Kahahaha!""Well, the little golden fairy girl is in; I didn't see you do anything. Since you two seem to be together, I guess you can tag along as long as you stay out of the way and don't talk too much.
"What? I couldn't hear ya over you doing your ostrich fetish thing. Something about me tagging along? Yeah sure I know I'm so awesome I'll tag along." Says Evil Lucky, in a very obvious sarcastic voice."I'm sorry, but those of us who don't need a little girl to do our fighting for us like to get our hands dirty once in a while. Also, you seemed to have missed the part where I told you to shut up."
((I really like the dynamic or whatever it's called that our characters have going.))((Murderous hate))
((Oh yeah... wouldn't my luck be +5+1 since I get bonus luck for every loot my victim had?))Nope. It's for every kill that they had, and Zion had none. And you get bonuses for multikills too, like when Osborn nuked the map.
Somebody maim the loot-stealer. I want to make him feel.Well excuse me for trying to prevent another apocalypse...
Not you, the other one.Somebody maim the loot-stealer. I want to make him feel.Well excuse me for trying to prevent another apocalypse...
Warily glance over at Evil Lucky and his Golden Girl."Don't worry, I'm stronger than I look."
"Uh, hey... That machete... Isn't it a little unwieldy? I-I'd offer to switch weapons with you, but I'm not that strong... There are quite a few humans stronger than I, in fact..."
Follow along. Watch carefully for anyone approaching.
I'm a freelance explorer.He cover wars you know.
Hey can someone post a list of whos in what faction?I'm probably missing something, but I think it's like:
Team Evil Badasses and a hanger-onMinor change
- Zardak (Me)
- Rambo (my thrall)
- Osborn
- the Golden Girl and Evil Lucky
Nope. It's for every kill that they had, and Zion had none. And you get bonuses for multikills too, like when Osborn nuked the map.
(Probably for the best...how well would Charlie, a nice Everyman of sorts, get along with a cannibal mobster?)Deal with the devil?
Would like to respawn
Name: Zonix the Red
Looks: The husk of Red Zion. His hair is the color of dark blood, his face is grey as ash and his eyes crimson, he wears a red suit. He is neither good or evil, but can be swayed to pick a side occasionally. He does not speak but lets others know his feelings by forcing them onto others. He is not a hipster like he was in life.
Stats:
Strength: ++++++
Endurance: +++
Dexterity: ++
Affinity: ++++
Luck: ---------------
Badassery: +
Negative luck
Tired from band today, but I'll put the turn up tomorrow. From what I've written so far of it, it's gonna be a good one.That reminds me, I should probably try out the new song I got for Band before the break.
( Why all the hate? Really, you were just asking for it with those stats. ;) )You did it with my previous character as well? Plus, LOOT STEALING GGGGRRRRRGHHHGHGGGG
Test flesh rod. If I am attacked use it on the attacker.
(Probably for the best...how well would Charlie, a nice Everyman of sorts, get along with a cannibal mobster?)Not very well. That's the point. Read any fiction book ever and you'll see that there's friction in at least two of characters. You two can be that friction!
I was going to join your team, but then KingsQuest STOLE MY LOOT and in the process activated my dragon tendencies. Once he's filleted I'll join up.(Probably for the best...how well would Charlie, a nice Everyman of sorts, get along with a cannibal mobster?)Not very well. That's the point. Read any fiction book ever and you'll see that there's friction in at least two of characters. You two can be that friction!
Besides, I think Xantalos left our team anyway.
(Wwolin luk: -404)Nuuuurrr! Wwolin, why do you not preserve turns in text format?!
404 ERROR DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!
The turn wandered into thedarknessinternet and was eaten by aGru404. I still have the half turn that I wrote yesterday, but I'll have to finish tomorrow.
Oh you people. Staying in this one area will get you nowhere. Lettuce adventure EASTSIDE.
Run east to see where ever dafuq it goes.
"Well, what do you know, looks like I have proper target to demonstrate my skills on. You were lucky to dodge my first strike, boy, but that luck won't last forever."
Stab Village Idiot's heart out.
"I CAN FLY! WEEHEE! You, evil guy! I come back, but now my fwend is leaving, so I follow!"(Zardak dex: 5-1)
GTFO of there and join up with that other person. Give Zardak a flying boot to the face on the way.
"Area still dangerous(Scyrothe aff: 1+1)
Action: Seek height advantage.
Weapon testing recommended."
Shoot once at the ground a little bit away, then begin climbing the nearest mountain.
Turning to her two companions(I think) annie says "Let leave, nowish."
Walk away from little murder light girl.
"That seems reasonable."
Head with Annie. Try to imagine how one would attack with this thing...
Yes, lets go. I vote we go away from the gold creepy thingie.
Follow them, If bad people show up use da pipe.
Warily glance over at Evil Lucky and his Golden Girl.
"Uh, hey... That machete... Isn't it a little unwieldy? I-I'd offer to switch weapons with you, but I'm not that strong... There are quite a few humans stronger than I, in fact..."
Follow along. Watch carefully for anyone approaching.
"Huh. Maybe if I just..."
Smack the gem on the beetle!
"Plus, where is that moron with the shoes?"
Casually look around for Village Idiot. And maybe the rest of the people who volunteered to go adventuring with me.
Go exploring.
( Why all the hate? Really, you were just asking for it with those stats. ;) )
Test flesh rod. If I am attacked use it on the attacker.
YOU...YOU LOOT-STEALER!(Unda dex: 6+6)
On behalf of the Bastard family, I'd like to state the following:
FUCK
YOOOOOOOOUUUUU
ACTION! PMED!
run the fuck away and do not stop until im far enough away that nobody can attack me, Then run some more.
If attacked, secret pm assault. (And by if attacked i really mean if they manage to initiate combat)
ill just be going now....
"Nobody... NOBODY. STEALS. MY. BOOK!!!!!"
Secret PM stuff!
((don't have any time right now, so PM later.))
Evil Lucky runs up to the golden girl while screaming, "I'M IN FUCKING LOVE!" and then proceeds to glomp her. "Human, robot, android, little gold demon from hell, I DON'T CARE! You and me, let's go torture everything together! KAHAHA!" He yells out while snuggling her and laughing his weird laugh. After calming down after a few minutes, Evil Lucky sits on the ground and puts on his new ring while testing it out while asking Gold Maiden a few things. "So what's your name? And your powers? As far as I can tell you have gravity control, acid, and you're pretty strong. What else is in your armory of torture? Flying? Nigh invincibility? Acid laser eyes?"(Jim dex: 1+3)
Test out my ring for any visible effects while asking for the girls name and other powers she has. If the machete duo attempts to attack me, have Golden Girl gravity the hell out of the machete to make it even heavier while I test out my ring on whichever seems more dangerous. Then proceed to kill said dangerous one in a painful and efficient manner. If anyone else attacks me test out my ring on them and have Golden Girl have more torture fun with them. If no one attacks, help out Osborn with his problems by attacking the guy who stole his book. Make his death painfully fun too ;D
"So oh mighty leader guy, am I in or am I in? Kahahaha!"
Would like to respawn(Zonix luk: 4-5)
Hey, am i the dude with no description?
anyways, lets just go on and do what we are doing.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-...ine with you?
Look around."The same thing we do everynight Charlie,
"What now?"
"We haven't been together that long, and it's daytime, but okay."Look around."The same thing we do everynight Charlie,
"What now?"try to take over the worldGo looking for loot."
Explore
ALGEM's eyes glow red momentarily as she blabbers in something close to translated machine code. Note that the above is paraphrased, as the rest was nonsensical jabbering about variables and universal variables and the environmental variables. Despite the sudden seeming insanity she seems the same as ever, and as soon as she test-fires the gun her eyes revert back to their normal soft green glow."Huh. Remind me of a imp I knew. Seem to of spoke a different language at times."
Hooray for the approach of spring break. I don't have much homework tonight, so I should be able to get a turn up. Also, a friend of mine has composed a short musical theme for Osborn, which I'll try and put up with the turn. So yeah, fanworks!Lucky bastard.
"Apologies... I-I-I don't like to do that, but I can't really use weapons with any effectiveness without combat mode... Strange for a civilian android like me, I know, but I was actually manufactured by the military. I question my own purpose, but there's no use in thinking on it. Probably just some experimental parts in me somewhere.ALGEM's eyes glow red momentarily as she blabbers in something close to translated machine code. Note that the above is paraphrased, as the rest was nonsensical jabbering about variables and universal variables and the environmental variables. Despite the sudden seeming insanity she seems the same as ever, and as soon as she test-fires the gun her eyes revert back to their normal soft green glow."Huh. Remind me of a imp I knew. Seem to of spoke a different language at times."
If any of my allies attack someone this round, I will help with the attack.ALLIES OF ZARDAK! ATTACK ZARDAK!
Hooray for the approach of spring break. I don't have much homework tonight, so I should be able to get a turn up. Also, a friend of mine has composed a short musical theme for Osborn, which I'll try and put up with the turn. So yeah, fanworks!
EDIT: Considering the amount of magical girls and tentacle monsters in this game, fanworks are probably something that I should fear...
Don't forget androids with experimental parts they don't even know about,
EDIT: Considering the amount of magical girls and tentacle monsters in this game, fanworks are probably something that I should fear...Ooh...
Try to persuade the friendlies to form a large ADVENTURE Team! Oh, and see what my bug can do without hurting them.
((Also, hey look, a boss. Not like we care if the guy fighting it dies.))
Hold out my hand as a welcoming gesture to the giraffe. But not the man. Only the giraffe. then press random organ buttons until giraffe man explodes.(Yukkuri dex: 3-1)
"Critical damage detected.(Scyrothe dex: 2+2)
Register: Fear.
Action: Flee."
Quickly attempt to splash some of the molten metal off of my arm and into her, then roll down the mountain.
DEEPER INTO THE MOUNTAINS! oh and cast the newest spell at osborn and team evil... that should help... maybe...
"Hey don't ignore me!" Evil Lucky yells at Overlord Zardak who is running in some direction. He turns to to Aurwyn and says "Make a mental note of the most entertaining way to execute him... just in case. Anyways let's just follow him for now."
Follow Zardak and if I see the book thief, tell Aurwyn to execute him as she sees fit before attempting to use my watch on him again.
((Oh, right... I guess I should say this))(Jim dex: 2+3)
SECRET PM STUFF!!!... sent a while ago...
"Well, it's not like I need treasure to kick ass anyway."
He sees his teammates chasing after Jim.
"Hey, where do you idiots think you're going? Wait for your illustrious leader!" He turns back towards Rambo "Come, thrall, I don't want anyone killing you in my absence. And bring some cabbages with you."
Zardak chases after the rest of Team Evil Badasses.
"Yep. Cabbages, follow you. Uh-huh."
Follow the cabbages, pick up Zardak. Or whatever his name is.
Curiously examine gun, pointing it away from everyone, and looking down the sights. If safety is on, flick it off.
Activating combat control systems... Applying servo input filters... Reading current conditions... render test fire y/n
Test fire gun once, pulling the trigger and holding it for roughly a second or two, then releasing it.
ALGEM's eyes glow red momentarily as she blabbers in something close to translated machine code. Note that the above is paraphrased, as the rest was nonsensical jabbering about variables and universal variables and the environmental variables. Despite the sudden seeming insanity she seems the same as ever, and as soon as she test-fires the gun her eyes revert back to their normal soft green glow.
Look around."The same thing we do everynight Charlie,
"What now?"try to take over the worldGo looking for loot."
Explore
"We haven't been together that long, and it's daytime, but okay."Look around."The same thing we do everynight Charlie,
"What now?"try to take over the worldGo looking for loot."
Explore
Explore sunward. Or antisunward if sunward brings us towards the battle again.
Okayyy......(B0B aff: 5+6)
well, as long as it wont kill us all...
speaking of testing weapons...
Move off to one side about 40 feet away from others. test pipe. then (if living/mobile) return to others (if not dead.)
((Obviously, you're just a magnet for psychotic girls))((Yes... yes I am! Apparently...
((Also, while working on a few special realms for higher end bosses to prevent them from just outright destroying the map with their power, I accidentally made one with my loot generator instead of my alternate realm template. The end result is now called Furyshard Ballroom, and I will warn you that it will be absolutely insane. As in enemies, objects, and even players turning into god-tier bosses at random. If anyone ever locates it, there will be much fun to be had.))
well i knew that was coming, simply too many people to fight off.. especially when aurwyn doesn't have to even aim..
"Ah, finally a worthy challenger has arrived! Gah- put me down, you buffoon!"
As soon as Rambo lets him down,
"Listen up, Team Evil Badass, it's action time. To start off with, Aurwyn, I need you to hit her as hard as you can to soften her up. Aurwyn's friend, please stay out of the way of combat; I'm afraid if you died the slight grief it would cause her could negatively impact Aurwyn's work.
"Once Aurwyn finished, I'll come in and skewer Spear Bitch her like a pig. Minion, not that I'll need it, but at this time, just to make yourself somewhat useful, I'd like you to provide some sort of distraction to throw her off her game.
Then you, Mr. Mage, sir, (I'm sorry, I haven't caught your name yet) if at any point she looks like she's about to execute a counterattack, I want you to do your worst."
Zardak is about to stab a bitch, and he's called out a plan of action that may or may not get followed.
"Well if your plan fails and she still decides to kill me, I'm still gonna get killed. Either way I'm in a bad position right now." Evil says while shrugging."Well consider the fact that, currently, you're only one out of about five different targets she can choose from, whereas, if you betray me, I guarantee you will be my sole target. Not that I'm trying to pressure you. Either way, I come out ahead."
As she catches sight of Lucky, Arwyn, and Osborn, her face practically lights up with lunatic joy, and her clothes are replaced with what seems to be a fabric woven out of solid light and heat. She looks over the group for a moment, before winking at Lucky and charging at him, holding her spear like a greatsword behind her as she prepares to swing.
She's a fair distance off still...
((how the hell are we even having a conversation while she's charging us so technically we're in a middle of a fight?))
"did we leave the others behind?""I do believe so. Meh."
To the hills
I've worked out how the whims of NPCs like the spear-lady will work. It'll be determined by die rolls, but can be modified by actions and the mood and personality of the character. That way, while it will be possible to negotiate with almost anyone, some characters will be more likely to react in certain ways than others, and how you present yourself is kinda important.I hope I get a magical suit...
((Obviously, you're just a magnet for psychotic girls))Alternate realm template eh?
((Also, while working on a few special realms for higher end bosses to prevent them from just outright destroying the map with their power, I accidentally made one with my loot generator instead of my alternate realm template. The end result is now called Furyshard Ballroom, and I will warn you that it will be absolutely insane. As in enemies, objects, and even players turning into god-tier bosses at random. If anyone ever locates it, there will be much fun to be had.))
Could I spawn now?You spawned during this (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=121745.msg4126243#msg4126243) turn.
Ok, so it's now spring break, and I have family coming in from places I didn't even know I had family. Updates this week will probably be pretty irregular, if at all. Now I have to deal with the amalgam of people with accents coming to my door and making themselves at home. And some of them came from as far away as Romania! When it's 3 in the morning and a man with a god-tier mustache who talks like Dracula shows up at my door and claims to be my something-and-such uncle Bogdan, it's the start of an interesting week...Huh. Sounds ... fun.
"Ah, finally a worthy challenger has arrived! Gah- put me down, you buffoon!"
As soon as Rambo lets him down,
"Listen up, Team Evil Badass, it's action time. To start off with, Aurwyn, I need you to hit her as hard as you can to soften her up. Aurwyn's friend, please stay out of the way of combat; I'm afraid if you died the slight grief it would cause her could negatively impact Aurwyn's work.
"Once Aurwyn finished, I'll come in and skewer Spear Bitch her like a pig. Minion, not that I'll need it, but at this time, just to make yourself somewhat useful, I'd like you to provide some sort of distraction to throw her off her game.
Then you, Mr. Mage, sir, (I'm sorry, I haven't caught your name yet) if at any point she looks like she's about to execute a counterattack, I want you to do your worst."
Zardak is about to stab a bitch, and he's called out a plan of action that may or may not get followed.
"Hm.... follow the annoying overlord wannabe's surprising good sounding plan, or blow him off and do my own thing....." Evil Lucky says loud enough for Zardak to hear. Then he yells out, "Mrs. Wonderfully Phychopathic Spear Lady, if you promise not to kill me I'll be your personal underling! I love too follow a lady with as wonderful of a face as you!~ If not then I'll have to follow this guy's plan and horribly, but joyfully, murder you!~"
Attempt to join up with Spear Girl. If she let's me join her, have Aurwyn gravity death Zardak and I'll use my watch on Osborn. If my watch succeeds, test out my new hat powers on him and if that doesn't do anything steal his book while he's slowed down and use the meteor spell on him after backing away from him.
If she still plans to kill me or doesn't seem like she's interested in a new underling, follow Zardak's plan while using my watch on her.
((I should probably put that in PM form but.... whatever. You wanted a Starscream in your group, well you have him right here. Though The only times I'm gonna try to betray you is when be I'm able to survive is easily without being in your group. Like here... then again it's questionable whether or not I should even trust her... but it'll be more fun with her then your character.))
"All right, pike dude, but first things first,"
PICK UP MY BOOK!
"Ah, finally! Oh, right, time to have some fun!"
Cast fifth spell, become angel of death, respectfully deny pike guy's orders to wait, begin attack the moment Aurwyn is out of range ((Osborn really likes her because she got his book back in a cruel way. That's how you get on his good side, which is not killing you.)) Cast spells on crazy girl in this order: 2nd, 1st, 4th, 1st.
((also, my armor should make me super heat resistant, or at least it has.))
"Distraction. Right.... Distraction...."(Ellie-Mental whimsy: Minor success) It's a very long and complicated string of rolls, but you've changed her target to Zardak
Run at the person I'm supposed to distract with the nearest sharp/blunt object I can find and tackle whoever, followed by stabbing/smashing them with the objects. Its distracting, right?
oh fuck! a deck of many things!
I consult with Osborn as what to do with it.
First vehicle! Woot.
Head east to explore.
"did we leave the others behind?"
To the hills
She's a fair distance off still...
((how the hell are we even having a conversation while she's charging us so technically we're in a middle of a fight?))
-----"did we leave the others behind?""I do believe so. Meh."
To the hills
Head to the hills. If any hostiles are sighted, swing/drop the sword at 'em.
Charge after friends while trying to figure out the heart.(B0B aff: 6+6)
Hmm... What do I do now? Now that I'm actually here after all of the paperwork and talking, this place seems awfully... Boring.
She stops when she sees her plane.
Oh my gosh! A plane! This is great! I've wanted a plane for ever! Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh!
She squeals in excitement and hops in, flying around the starting crater. She tries to see what she can see from her new vantage point. She shoots anyone who attacks her with her minigun.
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH(Genius dex: 1+3)
RAGESON ATTEMPTS TO ACTIVATE THE STONE, TRYING TO KILL THE PERSON CLOSEST TO HIM
RAGESON AVOIDS HARMING HIMSELF WHILE DOING SO, AND REQUESTS POLITELY THAT WWOLIN UPDATE THE CHARACTER LIST WHEN HE HAS TIME
Alena is about to go over to investigate where the beetle's going, but suddenly sees someone who feels familiar show up in the nearby crater. And with a Biplane no less. She decides to go over and investigate THAT, then see if she can't hitch a ride and investigate the steam.
This is more exciting than I ever thought! I almost got killed there!I don't know if you intended it, but I can't help but read your character's lines in the voice of Zoey from the Yogscast.
VG giggles maniacally.
I should be scared right now, but I feel so good!
She struggles to regain control of the plane after her shaking hands cause her to stall.
Whoopee! This is so fun! Yes, definitely so fun...!
But now... The bully must pay! No one can bully me, not anymore!
UNLEASH MORE DAKKA INTO RAGESON
Yukkuri: HEEEEEYYYY, where's MY turn?*slaps thrice in response*
GM: You don't get any turn because you're mean!
Yukkuri: I WANT TURN (http://youtu.be/FJgDmw22XR8?t=14s) SLAPSLAPSLAP SLAPSLAP
((Yay the game is back in action! Been waiting for this!))"Do you truly have a death wish? If so, I will be happy to oblige you." He turns to the spear lady. "Madame, you may align with this whelp if you wish, but, in that case, I will simply kill him and gain enough power to destroy you outright. If, however, you wish to join my ranks instead, I will spare you from a most brutal and painful death."
"See? If you just let me be your underling these harder to kill then normal guys willl be less harder to kill! This cute girl here that's getting ready to melt off your leg? She comes with me! So you get two underlings for the price of one! Great deal right? Seriously though I can tell your my kind of woman, I don't wanna waste such a person as you!" Evil Lucky, seeing how he convinced her not to kill him, takes the opportunity to keeping selling himself to her. While he's saying that he let's Aurwyn continue her thing, while testing out his new hat.
Test out my hat while Aurwyn grabs and clings to Ms. Mental while excreting tons of acid onto her. If I convince her to be her newest murderous underling, instead help her out by having Aurwyn melt off Osborn's armor and possibly him, while I attempt another timestop this time on Zardak. If timestop works, steal his spear go stab happy with it on him while laughing manically.
Unless she obviously let's me team up with her, keep on having Aurwyn attack her. Also my hat testing takes priority over everything. I really wanna see what that does.
((I'm changing my if I team up action to switching targets... I forgot that with my almost all negative stats, his book would probably summon a meteor under me instead of Osborn. I also wanna convince her to attack osborn if she teams up with me by telling her that the mountain that used to be nearby got exploded because of him. Though that would be meta since my character doesn't even know osborns power... nobody does except him and the other survivor that i think is dead already.))
"Trust me you don't wanna team up with this guy. He's annoying and expects everyone to bow before him or die. Really the only thing keeping me on his team is to increase my chances of living and the only thing probably keeping him from killing me is he wants that lovely golden girl on his side, which she serves under me. Trsut me you wanna team up with me who'll love ya, be psycho with ya, and you get two people to order around! With him, he'll order you around like a king and he's annoying. Did I mention he's annoying?""Why are you blaming me for expecting people to respect my rule like they're supposed to? It's not my fault most of them need to be threatened with death to see the truth." He once again looks to the spear lady. "Although his annoying blathering has made me think and realize that you are a very competent warrior. If you can be trusted to follow my command, you would rightly deserve to be my third in command."
Yukkuri: HEEEEEYYYY, where's MY turn?I forgot it because I was sleepy :(
GM: You don't get any turn because you're mean!
Yukkuri: I WANT TURN (http://youtu.be/FJgDmw22XR8?t=14s) SLAPSLAPSLAP SLAPSLAP
Eh........ GYHAAAAAAAAAAA Yukkuri states as she pulls a glass shard out of her face, examining her reflection.(Yukkuri aff: 3+6+9)
My reflection is HIDEOUS
With a rather grumpy appearance on her face, Yukkuri places the glass shard back into the section it was on her face.
Putting on a very peculiar smirk, quite identical to the one on my user portrait, Yukkuri presses the buttons on the machine very much hoping to find the makeup button.
"Let go."
Advance carefully.
Yukkuri: HEEEEEYYYY, where's MY turn?*slaps thrice in response*
GM: You don't get any turn because you're mean!
Yukkuri: I WANT TURN (http://youtu.be/FJgDmw22XR8?t=14s) SLAPSLAPSLAP SLAPSLAP
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"That's a plan. Does the sword fit?"
Head inside. If the sword doesn't fit, leave it outside and lend the lady my butter knife.
RAGESON KILL ANYONE WHO ATTACK RAGESON USING POWER OF STONE
This is more exciting than I ever thought! I almost got killed there!
VG giggles maniacally.
I should be scared right now, but I feel so good!
She struggles to regain control of the plane after her shaking hands cause her to stall.
Whoopee! This is so fun! Yes, definitely so fun...!
But now... The bully must pay! No one can bully me, not anymore!
UNLEASH MORE DAKKA INTO RAGESON
Send the beetle after RAEGSON, and proceed to kick in in the balls, while I'm at it!(Rageson dex: 2)
((Yay the game is back in action! Been waiting for this!))
"See? If you just let me be your underling these harder to kill then normal guys willl be less harder to kill! This cute girl here that's getting ready to melt off your leg? She comes with me! So you get two underlings for the price of one! Great deal right? Seriously though I can tell your my kind of woman, I don't wanna waste such a person as you!" Evil Lucky, seeing how he convinced her not to kill him, takes the opportunity to keeping selling himself to her. While he's saying that he let's Aurwyn continue her thing, while testing out his new hat.
Test out my hat while Aurwyn grabs and clings to Ms. Mental while excreting tons of acid onto her. If I convince her to be her newest murderous underling, instead help her out by having Aurwyn melt off Osborn's armor and possibly him, while I attempt another timestop this time on Zardak. If timestop works, steal his spear go stab happy with it on him while laughing manically.
Unless she obviously let's me team up with her, keep on having Aurwyn attack her. Also my hat testing takes priority over everything. I really wanna see what that does.
((I'm changing my if I team up action to switching targets... I forgot that with my almost all negative stats, his book would probably summon a meteor under me instead of Osborn. I also wanna convince her to attack osborn if she teams up with me by telling her that the mountain that used to be nearby got exploded because of him. Though that would be meta since my character doesn't even know osborns power... nobody does except him and the other survivor that i think is dead already.))
"Hahaha I like this music! And no, that was not my "worst", though at this time I'm not sure what my worst is! Lets see if we can find out!"
Cast 4th spell on crazy girl. If it fails to kill her, punch her to death with my flame armor.
((Also, to Kadzar, I'm not sure if this armor should be handled by anyone with below +6 endurance, because it's trying to kill me right now (I think). Even if I rolled a 1, though, I wouldn't be harmed by it, but you would probably die within seconds as a total of 8 on a end roll still burnt me slightly.))
(Lucky whim: IMMUNE)((Yay the game is back in action! Been waiting for this!))"Do you truly have a death wish? If so, I will be happy to oblige you." He turns to the spear lady. "Madame, you may align with this whelp if you wish, but, in that case, I will simply kill him and gain enough power to destroy you outright. If, however, you wish to join my ranks instead, I will spare you from a most brutal and painful death."
"See? If you just let me be your underling these harder to kill then normal guys willl be less harder to kill! This cute girl here that's getting ready to melt off your leg? She comes with me! So you get two underlings for the price of one! Great deal right? Seriously though I can tell your my kind of woman, I don't wanna waste such a person as you!" Evil Lucky, seeing how he convinced her not to kill him, takes the opportunity to keeping selling himself to her. While he's saying that he let's Aurwyn continue her thing, while testing out his new hat.
Test out my hat while Aurwyn grabs and clings to Ms. Mental while excreting tons of acid onto her. If I convince her to be her newest murderous underling, instead help her out by having Aurwyn melt off Osborn's armor and possibly him, while I attempt another timestop this time on Zardak. If timestop works, steal his spear go stab happy with it on him while laughing manically.
Unless she obviously let's me team up with her, keep on having Aurwyn attack her. Also my hat testing takes priority over everything. I really wanna see what that does.
((I'm changing my if I team up action to switching targets... I forgot that with my almost all negative stats, his book would probably summon a meteor under me instead of Osborn. I also wanna convince her to attack osborn if she teams up with me by telling her that the mountain that used to be nearby got exploded because of him. Though that would be meta since my character doesn't even know osborns power... nobody does except him and the other survivor that i think is dead already.))
If Lucky turns, I'll kill him, or ask Rambo to do it if I am somehow incapacitated. Otherwise, I'll use my spear as best I can to help me actively block and dodge the spear lady's attacks while Osborn is casting his spell on her.
Hmmm... IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Draw top card not fearing i in the slightest!
Try to recall the thing. also see if the things inside are hobbits. i like hobbits. perhaps they have tea...
"Hmmm. A piece of paper. Maybe I should make a BLOOD OATH."
Find a sharp looking rock. Make small incision on finger, then inscribe a mysterious-yet-cool looking symbol, involving interlocking circles and pentagrams.
Edit: I just realized that I got an item that is only -3 from Osborn's meteor spell, and my first thought is "Let's try to make blood sacrifice to it!
Well... Fuck.(Yukkuri aff: 4+6+9)
Not the makeup button, but at least now I have enough muscles that I can actually punch people! YAY! ...Is my voice deeper? UNACCEPTABLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Press more buttons until Yukkuri isn't ugly and muscular anymore. Unless something goes wrong. Which it most certainly will. Also start dancing.
Not really having anything to do, Algem will stand around and just observe whatever's going on nearby.
I thought there was no wait lists now like in perplexicon.There aren't, so two things could have happened: GM forgot you like he did to me, or a demon suddenly came out of hell and cursed your character so GM wouldn't see it. Personally, I hope for the latter, but the first is much more likely.
Then plans on laughing at Zardak who has a crappy looking spear while he has a cool one!If he does that, Zardak will point out that his pike has a banner of a bear attached to it, therefore his argument is invalid.
((Gosh dangit Kadzar, now I am unable to think of my character as anyone else! >:( ))-snip-I don't know if you intended it, but I can't help but read your character's lines in the voice of Zoey from the Yogscast.
So uhhh... shouldnt rageson dying have spawned in a new character?
*Cough* rozar *cough*
"Hey you! With the spear!""Seriously, guys, let's get out of here. This place is full of weirdos."
Pick up the paper, using my sleeves to avoid touching it. If Zardak is close enough, ask him if I may borrow some of the unconscious girls blood.
Did the demon say their name? If so, tell me and I might be able to call them off.And I've got an ancient copy of the Ars Goetia. If I only had its name, I could enslave it for six days a week and have it write the turn for me. Or better yet, have it write my papers while I write the turn... according to the Goetia, demons are surprisingly skilled at sciences and liberal arts.
~I got friends on the other side~
They've got nothing better to do.Did the demon say their name? If so, tell me and I might be able to call them off.And I've got an ancient copy of the Ars Goetia. If I only had its name, I could enslave it for six days a week and have it write the turn for me. Or better yet, have it write my papers while I write the turn... according to the Goetia, demons are surprisingly skilled at sciences and liberal arts.
~I got friends on the other side~
GO, SEALING CIRCLE!They've got nothing better to do.Did the demon say their name? If so, tell me and I might be able to call them off.And I've got an ancient copy of the Ars Goetia. If I only had its name, I could enslave it for six days a week and have it write the turn for me. Or better yet, have it write my papers while I write the turn... according to the Goetia, demons are surprisingly skilled at sciences and liberal arts.
~I got friends on the other side~
If you want to bait it into revealing the name, try taunting it, saying how it's not such a big deal, I've never heard of you, blah blah blah. Insult his credibility and then when he's really mad, challenge him to reveal their name to you. Boom, enslaved demon.
If you die from this advice it's not my fault, by the way.
100 PAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAnd I will make my ascendance!
I'm gonna laugh when tyou die.... before the turn even ends! That'll be hilarious.Dying the turn I spawn in is frankly stupid.
OH GOD WHERE AM I? GIVE ME A DAMN MAP. YOU! YES YOU!(Yukkuri dex: 5-1)
*Yukkuri points at Craig*
YOU SHALL JOIN ME ON MY GRAND QUEST TO FIND THE MAP! DO YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THE MAP?
Eat the Craig. Get Craig powers.
"Well that was just to easy! And here I was suspecting a fight to remember." *sigh*
Secret PM stuff... AGAIN!
"Well done, Mage! It seems your magic allowed you to get around her defenses and finally land a blow. And now that that spear has left her grasp, I think she'll prove to be far more manageable. Once she wakes up, we can question her about where she got the spear and what she knows about the area, and hopefully gain some valuable intel. Although we have no idea when she'll come to, and we've wasted enough time already, so I say we take her with us and away from the place we arrived here."(Osborn dex: 1)
Zardak scoops up the girl in his left arm and heads in the direction going away from the spawn area.Then plans on laughing at Zardak who has a crappy looking spear while he has a cool one!If he does that, Zardak will point out that his pike has a banner of a bear attached to it, therefore his argument is invalid.
((What? I didn't test out my hat? Did you forget that?))(Aurwyn aff: 5+2)
"Well... that was boring and anti-climatic. I was hoping for a battle full of death and pain!" Evil Lucky complains. "Aurwyn my love, I promise you we'll have more fun n' guts soon. Go test out that hat that came from the guy you spine busted until then." He then walks over to the spear she dropped and decides to pick it up and give it a few swings. Then plans on laughing at Zardak who has a crappy looking spear while he has a cool one!
Have Aurwyn test out the hat while I pick up the spear the spear lady dropped. Afterwards follow along with Team Badass.
((I get the feeling the spear is what made the spear lady so crazy...))
Alena flags down Genius so they can talk and maybe fly to that steamy place.
(Genius aff: 5+6)((Gosh dangit Kadzar, now I am unable to think of my character as anyone else! >:( ))-snip-I don't know if you intended it, but I can't help but read your character's lines in the voice of Zoey from the Yogscast.
Certainly not the weirdest thing to happen to me today!
"... Hello Scissors! What should I call you?... I know! Onrob!"
With the Scissor's sex unknown,ZoeyVG calls it the gender-ambigous name Onrob.
Alright! No time to tarry! Let us continue onwards! Onrob and I will be the most feared contestants of this game!
VG pats Onrob thoughtfully before deciding to cut off some of her shorts. Surely that will sate Onrob's unfathomable hunger!
Hmm, what's that on the ground? I'd better check it out!
Seeing Alena she flies down and lands.
"Why, hello there! I'm Village Genius but all my friends just call me VG!"
Which is why the only person to have ever called her VG is herself.
"Who are you if I may ask?"
"How odd."
Keep advancing.
"A bit disturbing, if you ask me."
Stay. Keep a grip on the sword. Look for clues to...well, hints of what these impaled people are doing all impaled.
Follow friends.
Enter ze temple
Hmmm.... I shall name you Bobby
Climb on top of his shoulders andtell hi to get us away from the mountain as fast as possible.look at the next card
"Hey you! With the spear!"
Pick up the paper, using my sleeves to avoid touching it. If Zardak is close enough, ask him if I may borrow some of the unconscious girl's blood.
"Oh, yes. My name's Alena. Are you in any way related to Village Idiot?""Village Idiot...?"
((Maybe the hundred-page bonus could be to share the original loot generator?))+1
+1((Maybe the hundred-page bonus could be to share the original loot generator?))+1
"Oh. Uh...VG nods.
I hate to break this to you, but...
He died. Not too long ago. We were just about to go explore together, when he...
No, it's just too strange. You wouldn't understand.
"He was stabbed through the heart with a stake. His loot was a pair of sneakers that turned him into a flying ostrich.""Oh... By whom?"
"I don't know. I ran away right after....""Oh... Well, at least he got his wish to be able to fly...!"
"Yeah...""Well... What should we do now?"
((By the way, anyone else get the Title Reference?))
no"Yeah...""Well... What should we do now?"
((By the way, anyone else get the Title Reference?))
((I had to look it up, but now I get it.))
((It's a reference to a Touhou game, by the name of Highly Responsive To Prayers.))no"Yeah...""Well... What should we do now?"
((By the way, anyone else get the Title Reference?))
((I had to look it up, but now I get it.))
((...Touhou?))((It's a reference to a Touhou game, by the name of Highly Responsive To Prayers.))no"Yeah...""Well... What should we do now?"
((By the way, anyone else get the Title Reference?))
((I had to look it up, but now I get it.))
((A bullet-hell type series of games that has gained kind of a cult following. I've never played the games myself, but I love the music.((...Touhou?))((It's a reference to a Touhou game, by the name of Highly Responsive To Prayers.))no"Yeah...""Well... What should we do now?"
((By the way, anyone else get the Title Reference?))
((I had to look it up, but now I get it.))
Alena picks up one of the puppies to wear as a pet/hat. She then explains where she wants to go, and asks to be taken there.
((Hm. Maybe a ghost-infested mansion area? In the style of Luigi's Mansion?))
Aww, puppies! Thank you Onrob buddy!
VG grabs a puppy and strokes it gently before letting it be free. She then waits for the other person's response from her earlier question before doing anything.
"GAH! YOU DARE BETRAY LORD ZARDAK? MARK MY WORDS, MAGE, YOU WILL COME TO REGRET CROSSING ME!"
Zardak notices Ellie thrashing in his arms.
"Hey, calm down! It's not safe here; I need to get you away from this place."
Zardak tries to settle Ellie down and get as far away from Osborn and his minigun tower as possible.
((How about an ocean and nearby the beach is an island. On the island, hostile creatures all over the place that has the powers of loot between luck -15 to 15 and there is some really neat loot hidden somewhere on the island... like say... level 25 or -25 (plus the person's luck)? Or more then one? Also on the island is a boss person that can summon up said cretures. It'd be a real dangerous place to be that's for sure.))
"AH DAMN MY EARS!" Evil Lucky screams out from Aurwyn's screams of pain ((I'm assuming it's extremely annoying sound since you said it was like microphone feedback)). He immediately attempts to drop the spear in order to cover his ears.
(If I can drop the spear)
With his ears covered he yells out to Aurwyn, "STOP SCREAMING DAMNIT! I NEVER HEARD ANY BEFORE THATS AS ANNOYING AS YOURS!"
If she get's set free from dropping the spear, apologize to her with stuff about I don't wanna torture the ones I've fallen for since I'm no damn yandere. Plus be a waste to kill other people who think like me. Afterwards have her gravity float (by instead of making gravity more powerful or opposite, just change gravity's direction) the spear over towards Osborn, the girl, and annoying overlord. Have her hide and kind far away from my position as I pick up the spear. I should be close to Osborn and Zardak with Aurwyn far away when I do pick it up. If possible, give her my watch (before floating the spear and grabbing it) and have her support my berserking self from a distance (using whatever means she sees fit). Don't fight against the spears influence, instead embrace it while trying to keep my awareness.
If the electric cords do not disappear when I drop the spear, attempt to free her by first drop kicking her and hoping the force with break the cords. If that doesn't work, tell her to make gravity extremely negative suddenly in hopes the force of the fall will break it while I try my watch on the coils to time freeze the electricity in the cords.
(If I can't drop the spear for some reason)
"FUCK DAMNIT SHIT! I CAN'T DROP IT! STOP YELLING! I'LL TRY TO GET YOU OUT SO STOP THE SCREAMING!" Evil Lucky yells at Aurwyn and then he yells at the spear, "YOU KNOW HOW RARE IT IS TO FIND A GIRL THAT THINKS LIKE ME! I DO NOT WANT TO KILL SUCH AN ODDITY YOU STUPID DAMN SPEAR!"
Attempt to control the powers long enough to destroy the electric cords. Try to direct any murderous attempts caused by the spear to be toward Rambo (or someone else that's close) instead of Aurwyn. If Aurwyn gets free then have her stay far away from me.
"HAHAHA! You thought you could control ME? Watch as I gain more power than you can possibly imagine!"(Zardak dex: 1-1)
If my tower fails to kill them, go after them with spell #4, and MURDER THEM WITH MY FIERY FISTS!
Interesting ...(Grungson end: 5+6)
Grab a nearby rock and place it upon the anvil, at the end where the hammers are. Observe what happens. If nothing happens, politely ask the eye if it would kindly make the stone into a weapon for me.
Get into a defense stance
"Come out, I know you're here."
Try to pull friend out of creepy hole.(B0B dex: 4+3)
its exploring time, kung fu if attacked
Explore. Avoid walking directly underneath the sword.
Continue to play around with gun, walk back to surface, attempt to find Evil Lucky. Fire at Aurwyn's binds, to fully test the weapon. Do not fire directly at Aurwyn or Lucky unless provoked.
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We should do a "everyone suggests one loot item" thing, and have it named after us or some kind of reference We shouldn't automatically get said item, of course, but if you'd allow something like that we could do something small... If I had to think of an area, it would be multiple cliffsides with waterfalls, the ground being completely mist-ed at all times.
As for a loot item, I'm of course going with a giant mecha. Neutral luck, requires Dex to use. Looks like a big ball for a cockpit set on a base with eight legs. It's spherical cockpit is pretty much all there is, aside from the eight-legs. Weapon-wise, the legs are powerful enough to crush humans and dent metal.
"Hmmmm... Time to pass the ti- Err, protect myself!"
While keeping my sleeve between the paper and my skin, make a paper airplane!
And if I'm about to die without finding out what the paper does, make like a spy and SWALLOW IT WHOLE.
((Maybe the hundred-page bonus could be to share the original loot generator?))
"Ow ow. Ow! Why did she leave me to hold the sword in my own?"
Leave sword behind. Reach for my knife.
"Oh dice game. I gave that to the girl, didn't I?"/
Grab an improvised weapon. Hurry after...um...scapheap's character!
Bobby get your sword out we may be going into battle. and don't reduce the number of seals on your head if you can help it.
I draw the Draco-Knight Cherub card.
Gyahahahaha, you have evaded the Great Yukkuri's attack, CRAAAAIIIIIIIG, we need to find a map. I think I will peel off my scabs and eat them for a snack until I can find something better.(Yukkuri end: 1+3)
Find map. Eat some tasty scabs. Get Craig to follow me somehow.
((Let me think. 12 (was it 13) main-series games with about six characters each, repeats are more than covered by side characters that didn't even fight you, we'll say there's at least 6 of them, that equals, roughly... 114?))
((Maybe the hundred-page bonus could be to share the original loot generator?))
"Uhm, well... I'd best get going then. Unless if you want to come of course!""That'd be great! I've seen a large amount of steam up in the mountains, and felt like checking it out. It'd be a long trek without an alternate form of transportation. I can man that ice-turret thingie so you can focus on flying."
She adds the last part on in a hurry, thinking she might of been a tad rude.
Then, after the other person answers, she flies up and sees what she can see.
((I'm a little confused; did Osborn kill me, or did I somehow survive being completely incinerated?))
That's what I'm wondering. He didn't explicitly say I was dead, or that, you got any loot.((I'm a little confused; did Osborn kill me, or did I somehow survive being completely incinerated?))
If I did kill him, why didn't I get another spell?
I LIKE this thing!This can only end badly.
Say, why don't I just go whole-hog?
Lay down on anvil. Let the thing work on my whole body.
"Alright then! Let's head off!""Uhm, well... I'd best get going then. Unless if you want to come of course!""That'd be great! I've seen a large amount of steam up in the mountains, and felt like checking it out. It'd be a long trek without an alternate form of transportation. I can man that ice-turret thingie so you can focus on flying."
She adds the last part on in a hurry, thinking she might of been a tad rude.
Then, after the other person answers, she flies up and sees what she can see.
When you say it's like a dragon or wyrm.... how big is it? Like... when i think of those I think of them being massive and huge.
Craig? Why are you shimmering? ... Oh yeah I drank way to much alcohol in the mech suit and lost my composure. Or I'm almost dead. Or both.
Pretend to be dead to make Craig go into a spastic fit of paranoia and literally shit everywhere.
I dub thee Sir Iron-Blood!(Bobby dex: 6)
Command Bobby and Sir Iron-Blood to kill the mech-suit girl at all cost.
Bring me her head, that is, if its left when your done. was that a dragon?...
I LIKE this thing!(Grungson end: 5+6)
Say, why don't I just go whole-hog?
Lay down on anvil. Let the thing work on my whole body.
"Now that we're all in the open, I'll show you the strength of the gate clan. Face me, dancer"
duel Nekik
(Annie dex: 3+6)I LIKE this thing!This can only end badly.
Say, why don't I just go whole-hog?
Lay down on anvil. Let the thing work on my whole body.
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Oh my. Annie's going to get killed! But there's not much I can do...unless...
"What are you things? You're certainly not human. And what do you mean, 'this one'? Please explain."
Try to provoke the winged things to exposit. If successful, creep towards them. If the guy with the swords reacts violently before I'm within range, or if anyone else does so, run; if not, creep towards him until I can dash towards him within a second or two, then charge, make like Buffy and stake the thing with the icicle. If this kills him, grab the loot and run; if this doesn't, run faster.
Explore. If I see a structure, do not approach.You head to the northwest, stopping at the edge of a great and icy forest. You can see several columns of rising from above the treeline, which look as if they're rising from chimneys. Maybe there's a village there?
Look for other rooms, if none, take the knife.
run into the rainstorm, sing "im singing in the rain", punch stuff.(Rozar dex: 4+4)
"KAHAHAHA! THIS IS GREAT! I feel so powerful, so mad, so free! Spear, my friend, show show me what you can do! KHAHAHA!!!" Evil Lucky gives in to the spear's influence, enjoying the madness it's imposing upon him. In fact, he may have even forgotten what is going on.
Keep going mad with the spear's influence. Try to direct my attack at Osborn and try to make it electricity. On top of that, make to make my attack be an AOE attack so that I don't even have to aim. Electricity plus metal armor will be great combo against Osborn. Plus the heat his armor produces won't effect the electricity (I think it does but I'm not sure how... I get the feeling I read something about it somewhere.) If I can't influence what the spear does, then just go along with whatever it wants... as long as it doesn't intend to have me attack Aurwyn. It shouldn't though since she is far away.
Have Aurwyn switch her gravity from making things heavy to making things light... so light that Osborn is falling up so high in the air that when he falls down, not even his Armor will save him. Unless the meteor from Osborn's spell is an imminent threat. Instead, have her gravity powers redirect it to some other location that won't effect us.
Edit: Make the negtive gravity effect the dragon not Osborn so that the dragon will be useless.... hopefully.
"This book just keeps on surprising me... I LOVET IT!"(Lucky dex: 3-1)
Once more into the secret PM stuff!
"Alright then! Let's head off!""Uhm, well... I'd best get going then. Unless if you want to come of course!""That'd be great! I've seen a large amount of steam up in the mountains, and felt like checking it out. It'd be a long trek without an alternate form of transportation. I can man that ice-turret thingie so you can focus on flying."
She adds the last part on in a hurry, thinking she might of been a tad rude.
Then, after the other person answers, she flies up and sees what she can see.
Shuffle over to allow Alena some room. It's only awkward if you say it's awkward! Fly over to the steam coming from the mountains and try to land if possible.
Turn the gun back to gun mode, run over to support Annie.(ALGEM dex: 2+1)
"Two on one hardly seems fair, right? Then again, this is more of a clusterfuck. Worse than that time that intern programmed me with all that spaghetti code... Eugh.
Initiate Combat Mode, and fire upon either Usir or Ushil, whichever is more threatening at the time. Should an enemy get close, switch to the knife and gank them. A lot.
Engaging... Suppressants online... Control systems online... Operating at 98% efficiency...
Also, not that I'm complaining, but shouldn't the bad loot actually have some consequences? As it is it's rather OP for Osborn getting awesome loot with no negative consequences and his bonuses to other stats.Agreed.
Also, not that I'm complaining, but shouldn't the bad loot actually have some consequences? As it is it's rather OP for Osborn getting awesome loot with no negative consequences and his bonuses to other stats.Oh, it has some consequences alright. He was statted to deal with the book, but if you couldn't tell from the last round, the bookwyrm attacks whoever has the lowest badassery. Now, it doesn't matter if you roll a 6+6+10 for badassery. If you're the only one around, that's still the lowest.
Also, not that I'm complaining, but shouldn't the bad loot actually have some consequences? As it is it's rather OP for Osborn getting awesome loot with no negative consequences and his bonuses to other stats.Oh, it has some consequences alright. He was statted to deal with the book, but if you couldn't tell from the last round, the bookwyrm attacks whoever has the lowest badassery. Now, it doesn't matter if you roll a 6+6+10 for badassery. If you're the only one around, that's still the lowest.
Aw...I was hoping I could supervillain-takeover the Bookwyrm! Maybe if I kept some respawning, low-Badassery minions around...Also, not that I'm complaining, but shouldn't the bad loot actually have some consequences? As it is it's rather OP for Osborn getting awesome loot with no negative consequences and his bonuses to other stats.Oh, it has some consequences alright. He was statted to deal with the book, but if you couldn't tell from the last round, the bookwyrm attacks whoever has the lowest badassery. Now, it doesn't matter if you roll a 6+6+10 for badassery. If you're the only one around, that's still the lowest.
Also, not that I'm complaining, but shouldn't the bad loot actually have some consequences? As it is it's rather OP for Osborn getting awesome loot with no negative consequences and his bonuses to other stats.Oh, it has some consequences alright. He was statted to deal with the book, but if you couldn't tell from the last round, the bookwyrm attacks whoever has the lowest badassery. Now, it doesn't matter if you roll a 6+6+10 for badassery. If you're the only one around, that's still the lowest.
(wwolin, Engrish homework?)
You remind me of myself.(wwolin, Engrish homework?)
Well fuck, I forgot the url and you're offline. Fortunately, I think I can get us an extension on it. I'll just employ some of my charisma and lament about how our group is half the size of most of the others, and let the teacher's naivete and good-nature do the rest.
Interesting question for discussion.
What's the chance that I could get some kind of mind-control item that would work on the bookwyrm?
Related question for Wwolin:
Would the bookwyrm vanish should Osborn die?
(It was Osborn that got the Wyrm, right?)
You all seem to forget that I am now a living weapon.
Living weapon. I see dragons all the time that size.You all seem to forget that I am now a living weapon.
A dragon the size of a city block with a castle on it's back that can be seen throughout the land appears or some guy turned himself into a weapon. Which is sounds more interesting?
You all seem to forget that I am now a living weapon.Overshadowed by omnicidal city/book/dragon the size of an island. It's also a bit of a living weapon. Tough break for you.
I'm nowhere near it, which is good for me.You all seem to forget that I am now a living weapon.Overshadowed by omnicidal city/book/dragon the size of an island. It's also a bit of a living weapon. Tough break for you.
Looks like fun I will join in on the waitlist if you're full right now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Although those stats'll give you a headache.Looks like fun I will join in on the waitlist if you're full right now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Lucky you there is no waitlist anymore!
What do you mean specifically?Although those stats'll give you a headache.Looks like fun I will join in on the waitlist if you're full right now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Lucky you there is no waitlist anymore!
An endurance penalty without a really good dexterity bonus to counter tends to get you killed, though I'm hoping that your affinity and luck bonuses will do the trick. Either way, good luck.What do you mean specifically?Although those stats'll give you a headache.Looks like fun I will join in on the waitlist if you're full right now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Lucky you there is no waitlist anymore!
That is what I was aiming for with the designAn endurance penalty without a really good dexterity bonus to counter tends to get you killed, though I'm hoping that your affinity and luck bonuses will do the trick. Either way, good luck.What do you mean specifically?Although those stats'll give you a headache.Looks like fun I will join in on the waitlist if you're full right now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Lucky you there is no waitlist anymore!
Which part?That is what I was aiming for with the designAn endurance penalty without a really good dexterity bonus to counter tends to get you killed, though I'm hoping that your affinity and luck bonuses will do the trick. Either way, good luck.What do you mean specifically?Although those stats'll give you a headache.Looks like fun I will join in on the waitlist if you're full right now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Lucky you there is no waitlist anymore!
The "magic" focus of the build.Which part?That is what I was aiming for with the designAn endurance penalty without a really good dexterity bonus to counter tends to get you killed, though I'm hoping that your affinity and luck bonuses will do the trick. Either way, good luck.What do you mean specifically?Although those stats'll give you a headache.Looks like fun I will join in on the waitlist if you're full right now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Lucky you there is no waitlist anymore!
No he was aiming at beating the Roll to dodge the law quote pyramid.The "magic" focus of the build.Which part?That is what I was aiming for with the designAn endurance penalty without a really good dexterity bonus to counter tends to get you killed, though I'm hoping that your affinity and luck bonuses will do the trick. Either way, good luck.What do you mean specifically?Although those stats'll give you a headache.Looks like fun I will join in on the waitlist if you're full right now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Lucky you there is no waitlist anymore!
The "magic" focus of the build.You'll probably do the dying part of the build pretty well, too.
((That's what mage's are for right? magic and dying horribly.))The "magic" focus of the build.You'll probably do the dying part of the build pretty well, too.
So exams are coming up, and next week is more or less a study week with almost no homework. Now, because I have nearly photographic memory, I don't really need to study. So unless I come down with a massive project from nowhere, I'm gonna have loads and loads of free time to update this. Expect updates every day or two, and I might even find the time to start up MAGUS as well.Other than dat APUSH paper.
So exams are coming up, and next week is more or less a study week with almost no homework. Now, because I have nearly photographic memory, I don't really need to study. So unless I come down with a massive project from nowhere, I'm gonna have loads and loads of free time to update this. Expect updates every day or two, and I might even find the time to start up MAGUS as well.MAGUS?
"That actually went remarkably well..." says Osborn to himself, and then to the sherrif, "Ya, sorry about that, I'll be going now..."
more secret PM stuff!
((also, don't I have +5 to Badassery :P))
Yes, you do. Writing turns while studying for 4 different tests was not the brighest idea. But hey, you're not dead!
Oh, and this new spell... When I saw it, it reminded me of just how crazy this generator can get. Let's just say it fits Osborn's new role as terrifying magical badass perfectly.
Also, Knox's Second kind of died before it started, partially because I realized just how complex it would be, and partially because Perplexicon will chew through your 20 PMs an hour like you wouldn't believe. BUT, I did come up with an interesting idea after Lucky's death. I've been keeping track of dead characters and their stuff and general personalities, and realized that they could make some pretty badass NPCs to flesh out the lore for an RTD I've been planning in secret for roughly the past two months. So think of it as a little incentive to do well, because major players may show up once I get around to making MAGUS, which is an acronym for Magical Assholes Getting Us Saved.
Damn, typing is hell when your spacebar key has been stolen by freshmen...
So exams are coming up, and next week is more or less a study week with almost no homework. Now, because I have nearly photographic memory, I don't really need to study. So unless I come down with a massive project from nowhere, I'm gonna have loads and loads of free time to update this. Expect updates every day or two, and I might even find the time to start up MAGUS as well.MAGUS?
So exams are coming up, and next week is more or less a study week with almost no homework. Now, because I have nearly photographic memory, I don't really need to study. So unless I come down with a massive project from nowhere, I'm gonna have loads and loads of free time to update this. Expect updates every day or two, and I might even find the time to start up MAGUS as well.Other than dat APUSH paper.
((Is there an item that lets you summon Ancalgon? Because that would be a great endgame item.))
((Ancalgon the Black, most powerful dragon in LOTR. ~54 km long, wingspan of ~300 miles. Weighed ~0.5 billion tons.))
Or maybe it's just not a word?It's from the - prepare for misspelling - Sillimarillon. The baddest dragon around, in an age that has been likened to DragonBallZ in D&D. But yeah, high tier loot - best.
That doesn't put it in Google's dictionary.... J. R. R. Tolkein? Lord of the Rings?
I should say, I wouldn't be surprised if that didn't put it in Google's dictionary. Especially since it didn't exactly enter common useage.What with Ancalagon only being mentioned in one passage of a book that's more impenetrable and obscure than Leviticus, I'm not surprised.
I think more people would know what the Silmarillion was over what Leviticus was.I should say, I wouldn't be surprised if that didn't put it in Google's dictionary. Especially since it didn't exactly enter common useage.What with Ancalagon only being mentioned in one passage of a book that's more impenetrable and obscure than Leviticus, I'm not surprised.
You are optimistic, sir.I think more people would know what the Silmarillion was over what Leviticus was.I should say, I wouldn't be surprised if that didn't put it in Google's dictionary. Especially since it didn't exactly enter common useage.What with Ancalagon only being mentioned in one passage of a book that's more impenetrable and obscure than Leviticus, I'm not surprised.
That would be a cool survey, asking people whether they knew what Leviticus was and what the Silmarillion was.You are optimistic, sir.I think more people would know what the Silmarillion was over what Leviticus was.I should say, I wouldn't be surprised if that didn't put it in Google's dictionary. Especially since it didn't exactly enter common useage.What with Ancalagon only being mentioned in one passage of a book that's more impenetrable and obscure than Leviticus, I'm not surprised.
"Hm. I'll be back in a bit. I'm going to go check out the village."
Alena leaps out of the plane, using her robe as a parachute. When she gets to the ground, she tries to find someone to ask about the dragon.
(wwolin, English homework?)(Cello aff: 3-3)
Take the claymore. See what my newfound powers are by trying to fly.
"Charlie?! Damn! Okay focus."
Rend Nekik.
Fire at Ushil to impede his progress with the circle!(Annie dex: 5+6-3)
Four... Three shots? Can't tell... Still, this is quite a mismatch, I need a strategy...
All right! Now THIS is awesome!
Search for someone.
"KAHAHAHA! I'm fucked Kahahaha!" Evil Lucky says in his madness. Lucky let's go of the Spear.... he maybe mad but he knows when he needs to run and holding the spear won't let him run.
"Aurwyn! This is where we run!" Lucky says as he runs to where Aurwyn is hiding.
Let go of the spear and run as fast as I can toward Aurwyn and pick her up and just keep running.... in particular to a forest or someplace where it'd be hard for the dragon to spot me. Have Aurwyn crash the meteor into the dragon.... even better more try to increase the gravity on it so it'll do more damage. ((If that meteor was able to blow up a whole mountain, then it sure as hell is the only chance I have in damaging it.))
(Lucky dex: 2-1)Also, not that I'm complaining, but shouldn't the bad loot actually have some consequences? As it is it's rather OP for Osborn getting awesome loot with no negative consequences and his bonuses to other stats.Oh, it has some consequences alright. He was statted to deal with the book, but if you couldn't tell from the last round, the bookwyrm attacks whoever has the lowest badassery. Now, it doesn't matter if you roll a 6+6+10 for badassery. If you're the only one around, that's still the lowest.
((thanks for the info!))
fly up and find my throne room in the castle. Command wyrm to kill the lucky guy. THE BOOK-WYRM BRAKES FOR NOBODY!
"What was that noise? I need to be better equipped to deal with such rabble!"
Cautiously move through the forest. If anything attacks me, throw my paper airplane at it.
((Oh dear, Osborne needs to be stopped.))
Pick up pole-speaker, then tell Bobby and Sir Iron-Blood to investigate the dragon and attack it if it gives them trouble.(Squitange bad: 4+4)
(don't want to be anywhere near them when their marks are all gone)
take the hunters rifle and all of his spare ammo, run for the hills.
"OK, I'll land down here!"
Land in a clearing in the village. Briefly wonder why Alena jumped out of the plane, then push the thought out of mind. Talk to the villagers to gain QUESTS while waiting for Alena.
(So did I spawn somewhere?)(Did you read the last part of Wwolin's post? The five of us just spawned in the spawn area.)
(Didnt see that, thanks)(So did I spawn somewhere?)(Did you read the last part of Wwolin's post? The five of us just spawned in the spawn area.)
"help me... Please." Try to heal myselfi was tempted to steal your weapon and walk away... then i realised i had negative 6 affinity and im not keen on instantly vaporising myself again.
Damn low affinity hurt.
Oh, by the way, can the newly-spawned see/hear the bookcitywyrm?
((Why did I roll for badassery?))To see if the Book-City-Army-Wyrm would attack you.
((Why did I roll for badassery?))Because I had to fill my obligatory 1 typo per turn limit or something. I meant for Zonix to roll there, to see if the speaker blew him up. But I rolled for you instead by mistake.
Sepirosborn?Or Osboroth! xD
Is turn coming tonight?I'm trying to alternate between this and MAGUS; doing one each night. That leaves me enough time to keep up with the meager amount of work that I have during this pre-exam period. So expect an update here tomorrow.
Yes I'm being impatient, but I saw that MAGUS updated and I couldn't stop wondering.
Ah, that makes sense. Don't let me keep you from whatever you're doing, then!Is turn coming tonight?I'm trying to alternate between this and MAGUS; doing one each night. That leaves me enough time to keep up with the meager amount of work that I have during this pre-exam period. So expect an update here tomorrow.
Yes I'm being impatient, but I saw that MAGUS updated and I couldn't stop wondering.
Just saying, it's tomorrow here...late tomorrow. And about 21 hours since that comment.It's 22 for me.
YUKKURICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Craig stands in a super badass pose that would make even the greatest hitmen shrivel in fear, all due to the loss of his soon-to-be-wife-for-20-dollars Yukkuri.
I will destroy you Sir Iron Bluud, even if I mustbecomeHELP THE STRONGEST LOLI ON THE PLANET!Become the lolis.Find Osborn. Defeat his (Osborn's) attackers with super gangsta pistol abilities.
Kordos picks up the shotgun. Oh, yeah, that's more like it. This will do nicely.
He looks at the people spawned around him.
"Listen up, folks! I'm here to take down a low-down snake slithering around these parts that goes by the name of Osborn. If any of you folks feel like following with me to find something to help take him down, it would be much appreciated. Otherwise, please stay out of my way. I don't want to hurt anybody, but if you feel a need to attack me or anyone in my nearby vicinity, I will blow your brains out."
Kordos will try to gather up a posse to find artifacts to help take down Osborn. If anyone nearby attacks him or an innocent person, he will empty a barrel or two (or maybe even three) on them. If he manages to gather up a posse, or even if he doesn't, but he doesn't have to open some barrels on someone, he will take of in some random direction in search of a dungeon.
Locate someone who looks like an easy, lonely target (maybe Nicholas's character). Throw the vial at them.
here, have a gift.
Wait for Darius to dispose of his vial, then shoot him with an arrow.(Kordos dex: 6+5)
((It's anyone's guess what this will do.))
TURN AROUND AND CHARGE THE CREEPS. USE HEART THING IF I CAN.
"Fuck you, sharky-boy, I'll give you iron poisoning."
Fire, again, at Ushil, unless the shark is stupid enough to munch metal. Attempt to completely empty my gun of bullets. Reload afterwards.
"What the? ALGEM, keep shooting the witch."(Heartswimmer dex: 1+3)
Attack the beast
"help me... Please." Try to heal myself
Damn low affinity hurt.
"help me... Please." Try to heal myselfi was tempted to steal your weapon and walk away... then i realised i had negative 6 affinity and im not keen on instantly vaporising myself again.
Damn low affinity hurt.
attempt to patch this guy up, if we both fail shoot him in the head and walk away with my new loots.
((im gonna try to help you first but i doubt you can recover from acute pulped-lowerbody-itis so if/when we fail ill shoot so that you can instantly respawn without long bleeding out processes.))
Try to reason with them.(Gunner whim: Critical Neutral) Critical neutral is a thing, and a beautiful one at that...
Through INTERPRETIVE DANCE!
((WE'RE ON AN ADVENTUUUUURE!))
(Didnt see that, thanks)(So did I spawn somewhere?)(Did you read the last part of Wwolin's post? The five of us just spawned in the spawn area.)
Leave the spawn area and look around, stab anything that threatens me
No! It's mine, you bastards, mine! Don't touch it!(Varen dex: 3+1)
Defend my anvil from all who threaten it! Or look at it funny! Or are near it!
... They're probably scared of the dragon. Hmm, I wonder what Alena's doing?
Go and search for Alena, following the way she last went.
"I AM YOUR MASTER, BOW BEFORE ME! Why am I your master? BECAUSE I CAN KILL YOU, BUT YOU CAN'T KILL ME AND LIVE! I HAVE DEFEATED MAGES, WARRIORS, SHARPSHOOTERS, CRUSADERS, DARK LORDS, AND IF DEATH WERE A GIRL, I'VE KILLED HER... TWICE! EVEN IF, SOMEHOW, YOU PUNY LITTLE INSECTS COULD KILL ME, YOUR VERY EXISTENSE IS TIED TO MY LIFE, SO THAT THE MOMENT MY RAMPAGE ENDS, SO DOES YOURS! You will work for ME, because its the only way your staying alive!
See if they buy it. If they don't, resort to fists and hope my armor is as resistant to their attacks as normal.
((Why did I roll for badassery?))(Squitange aff: 4+3)
"Hmmmmm.... Okay."
Acting like I belong, go try to examine/help fix the harpoon gun.
((I really hope this airship has some badass weaponry on it!))
Lucky turns his head as he's running to look at the massive book dragon. "Ah.... Aurwyn.... I think all we did was piss it off!" He says and then runs even faster away from the dragon. "Hey you wouldn't happen to have any ideas on how to get out of this situation would you? 'Cause I'm running out of ideas." Evil Lucky asks the golden girl he's carrying.(Lucky dex: 5-1)
Keep on running faster while looking for a cave or alcove or any kind of cover from the dragon. Ask Aurwyn if she has any good ideas. Follow whatever idea she has and if she can't come up with anything, give her my watch and tell her to use it on the dragon. Hopefully she has better luck with it then I ever did.
Are you kidding me? Did Osborn just become Sephiroth? xD
Look for a microphone or something to hook up to the the Doom-Base so I may use it to project my voice to ALL
Oh, I know just what to say, too!
Turning towards Darius, Raynen spoke, "Thanks, whoever you are. Still, before you move on, would you mind helping me make this area a slightly safer place?""Frankly, I see no innocents in that fight. Let the murderers kill each other, I say.
Fire an arrow towards the Grungson thing while it's trapped.
(Out of curiosity, what would have happened if I had succeeded? What would the serum have done?)Well, it would have most likely done severe damage to Zardak by means of melting his face or other body parts off. The 'negative' part of the item is that it would eat through the glass and melt YOU if you didn't use it on the first turn.
(And is it just me, or are my characters getting more and more min/maxed?)
I know what you did. You used multiple languages. Kaadems is Polish for Books. HOWEVER, none of the other words are Polish.
I am trying to decipher it now, and while I was thinking that it was multiple languages, I quickly ran into a problem: "aeui" not only is this a string of vowels, but is also untranslatable by any means I have found so far. He must therefore be using a cipher. I can only hope the intended final language is English, otherwise cracking it is practically impossible for me. Here is what I think:
Yui ora kuur su corr ik emkacsk vimae. I roqa cuka su srek vurrd kaadems o buud, bis I krorr crikr aeui vrara aeui ksomd ek aeui du mus dmaar bakura ka.
I must become a, because no other letter stands alone and no word ending in I would begin a sentence in this situation.
a must become e, because it is used as a vowel and at the ends of words, as well as doubled in certain words.
u must become o, because, other than e, o is the only letter that ever repeats itself.
e?oa still remains undecipherable, however, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING!!!
I've also looked at every bit of unintelligible garble, all the way down to Billy's book, which appeared for 1 turn, and even that didn't relate.
Wwolin, could you please give me more of a hint?
It would be awesome if this had a tvtropes page... I'd get the feeling of "I'm playing an RTD that even has it's own tropes page!! Awesome!" lol. A bit stupid but that still be awesome.
That reminds me... is it even possible for Osborn to even control his own dragon anymore? And... as much as I would probably be the first on the receiving end so asking would be a bad idea but... what if Osborn says one of his spells with his book now being the head of a dragon?
So he can't just read them off from memory? Well if so then I don't have to worry about that while he's stuck dealing with bugs... in a castle.... that's on a dragon's back... that has a book for a head... yeah that is still amazing.I feel sorry for those who encounter ... anyone here really. Grungson too.
Man you said characters here will be in MAGUS right? Oh man I'm looking forward to Osborn's appearance for sure now.
What's wrong with Arthur?So he can't just read them off from memory? Well if so then I don't have to worry about that while he's stuck dealing with bugs... in a castle.... that's on a dragon's back... that has a book for a head... yeah that is still amazing.I feel sorry for those who encounter ... anyone here really. Grungson too.
Man you said characters here will be in MAGUS right? Oh man I'm looking forward to Osborn's appearance for sure now.
Wait, can just Osborn use the spells or can ANYONE who can read the bookwyrm use them?Arthur can be allied with. Grungson is now an eldritch construct of demonic light and bone drills.What's wrong with Arthur?So he can't just read them off from memory? Well if so then I don't have to worry about that while he's stuck dealing with bugs... in a castle.... that's on a dragon's back... that has a book for a head... yeah that is still amazing.I feel sorry for those who encounter ... anyone here really. Grungson too.
Man you said characters here will be in MAGUS right? Oh man I'm looking forward to Osborn's appearance for sure now.
But yeah, sucks big time if the Bookwyrm shows up...
I am trying to decipher it now, and while I was thinking that it was multiple languages, I quickly ran into a problem: "aeui" not only is this a string of vowels, but is also untranslatable by any means I have found so far. He must therefore be using a cipher. I can only hope the intended final language is English, otherwise cracking it is practically impossible for me. Here is what I think:This reminds me. I need to finnish my own made up language. (catch the pun)
Yui ora kuur su corr ik emkacsk vimae. I roqa cuka su srek vurrd kaadems o buud, bis I krorr crikr aeui vrara aeui ksomd ek aeui du mus dmaar bakura ka.
I must become a, because no other letter stands alone and no word ending in I would begin a sentence in this situation.
a must become e, because it is used as a vowel and at the ends of words, as well as doubled in certain words.
u must become o, because, other than e, o is the only letter that ever repeats itself.
e?oa still remains undecipherable, however, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING!!!
I've also looked at every bit of unintelligible garble, all the way down to Billy's book, which appeared for 1 turn, and even that didn't relate.
Wwolin, could you please give me more of a hint?
Okay, this kind of scares me, but I think the last part of that statement was, "but I shall kill you where you stand if you do not kneel before me." So I'm going to do what he says... *gulp*I know the identity of the bug guy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFyHTU8tg_0)
instead... kneel.
No turn tonight, because I was setting up the tropes page and am absurdly sleepy at the moment. But enjoy the tropes page, and please add to it, seeing as how I made it while only half conscious.Please, someone mention my titanic rage at the fact of being killed 4 times with ridiculous ease, the last 2 being within the first 2 turns.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/LootersDelight
Between Looter's Delight, Einsteinian Roulette, and YAFB, we could really use an index for Roll to Dodge games on TV Tropes.
(By the way, Wwolin, didn't you say we could see the original loot-generating program a while ago?)He also said that he'd have to get it from his grandmother's house. And I don't think he's been there since then.
Oh yeah!(By the way, Wwolin, didn't you say we could see the original loot-generating program a while ago?)He also said that he'd have to get it from his grandmother's house. And I don't think he's been there since then.
Wwolin, did you ever post the original Loot Generator? If you did, I missed it or something. I was curious because I want to see it :PYou're not the only person to ask (and be answered):
Oh yeah!(By the way, Wwolin, didn't you say we could see the original loot-generating program a while ago?)He also said that he'd have to get it from his grandmother's house. And I don't think he's been there since then.
Never mind.
Ooookay. Maybe...Try to rack my mind for whatever language they're using? I did read a lot of Foreign Books, and I must have come across it somewhere. Maybe I can remember enough to explain myself to them.
"... What are you doing?! These guys have guns! Let me handle this."
Drawing up her literacy skills gained from reading hundreds of books, VG starts to travel down the perilous road of DIPLOMACY. Raising her voice so everyone can hear, she speaks as the Village Theme Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNWpZ-Y_KvU) plays in the background.
"Fellows! Amigos! Drop thine weapons! United we shall stand, divided we shall fall! You see, as a kid I was told one thing. Never play with weapons! Not only can you hurt yourself, they would say, but you can hurt others too! Looking back, I realise that there's a hidden meaning to this phrase. For brandishing your weapons alone hurts all of us. We lose confidence, you lose an ally! This is how it has been from the start of time. Now lay them down and we will be able to forget this ever happened and actually move forward!"
"aha!"
Murder the incapacitated guy
The construct formerly known as Grungson orients itself toward it's victim. It opens it's horrible pincer-like jaws, and with a terible crunching sound, begins to eat it's way through the barrier that traps it.
Eat my way through the barrier with sheer badassery. Lunge at Varen and disembowel him with my drill(s) while tearing his throat out with my jaws.
Turning towards Kordos, Raynen spoke, "Thanks, whoever you are. Still, before you move on, would you mind helping me make this area a slightly safer place?"(Varen dex: 2+1)
Fire an arrow towards the Grungson thing while it's trapped.
fully load my stolen rifle and continue onwards for yet more mediocre loots
"Okay then."
Murder Petipor
Haah, damnit... Recalibrating...(Annie dex: 4+6-3)
Wait for gun to recharge, in the mean time, protectively stand in front of Annie (without preventing her from attacking.) If attacked, switch to knife mode and retaliate as best as possible.
I... don't know if this will work, Annie... But it's best if we work together.
Turning towards Darius, Raynen spoke, "Thanks, whoever you are. Still, before you move on, would you mind helping me make this area a slightly safer place?""Frankly, I see no innocents in that fight. Let the murderers kill each other, I say.
Fire an arrow towards the Grungson thing while it's trapped.
"Anyway, I've stayed here too long as it is. As I said, I got a mission to complete, so if you ain't coming with me quit holding me up. If you are coming with me, you can use that spear that guy just dropped. That goes for you too, new guy," he says, looking at the newly-spawned Da Funk. "My only caveat is that you stick with me and don't try to use it to kill a person for your own gain; otherwise I will kill you myself."
Kordos offers his spear to anyone who will join his quest. If no one takes it, he'll pick it up and head off in a random direction toward a dungeon. If some does join him and take it, he'll head off in a random direction toward a dungeon.
Make sure it's up to 11, and yell into the mic with the intent of somehow causing mass destruction:FUS RO DAH!(Zonix bad: 6+2)
(don't act like you wouldn't do the same XD)
Fully Translated!!!! Finally!!!! ((well... still not sure what crikr means, exactly.)) Although I think his goal is kind of... difficult to achieve at the moment.((I'm gonna send you the translated messages through PMs, so that you don't have to waste time deciphering stuff.))
Kneel, and say, "vros buud du aeui kaad? Orku, vros vurrd du aeui cuka kruk?"
((That should work.))
((Oh man it's good to be lucky! And for some reason the mercy kill hat thing was hilarious.))
Noticing he's safe from the dragon for now, Evil Lucky let's out a huge sigh of relief and says, "Man I came for torturing people and magical loot.... not to get chased around by a dragon with a book for a head." He looks up at Aurwyn and says, "Ah sorry about grabbing you the way i did. I hadn't then our torturing days together would've been way too short lived. Anyways can you see in this darkness? Because I can't even see my own hand."
Ask Aurwyn if she can see in the dark. If she can then set her down and let her lead the way. If not then just keep her on my shoulders for now and feel my way through the cave using the walls slowy.
((and now I'm the chosen one??? well, that was unexpected.))...
follow to throne room with great speed while not dying!
((and now I'm the chosen one??? well, that was unexpected.))...
follow to throne room with great speed while not dying!
WHAT DOES IT SAY
Well, a large amount of people are now coming to kill you. I suppose that happens a lot with Chosen ones.((and now I'm the chosen one??? well, that was unexpected.))...
follow to throne room with great speed while not dying!
WHAT DOES IT SAY
It tells me... things. like I said, I'm now the chosen one. This is all I'm saying.
Especially plot-important ones.*jealous grumbling*
Heck, most everyone who's doing much of anything except running when there's a miles-long dragon on the loose has skewed priorities.I'm nowhere near it, so I don't have to care!
...Heck, most everyone who's doing much of anything except running when there's a miles-long dragon on the loose has skewed priorities.I'm nowhere near it, so I don't have to care!
I only have to care about the two dumkoffs who seem to want to kill me despite my minimun END roll being 11.
dummkopfs, no offence or anything, just needed to correct you, my inner grammer german nazi activated. ...wait a second.Heck, most everyone who's doing much of anything except running when there's a miles-long dragon on the loose has skewed priorities.I'm nowhere near it, so I don't have to care!
I only have to care about the two dumkoffs who seem to want to kill me despite my minimun END roll being 11.
I'm also trapped inside a cocoon of magical red light that I can't break due to having a cumulative -2 STR penalty, and I don't want to try my luck against a dragon that big until I can get rolls of ... maybe 20?...Heck, most everyone who's doing much of anything except running when there's a miles-long dragon on the loose has skewed priorities.I'm nowhere near it, so I don't have to care!
I only have to care about the two dumkoffs who seem to want to kill me despite my minimun END roll being 11.
Idea:
You go attack the dragon to distract it! My old character would have paid you handsomely once that happened if he could figure out how to control the Bookwyrm!
...You can see I'm not German.dummkopfsHeck, most everyone who's doing much of anything except running when there's a miles-long dragon on the loose has skewed priorities.I'm nowhere near it, so I don't have to care!
I only have to care about the two dumkoffs who seem to want to kill me despite my minimun END roll being 11.
Well, that's fine by me. Ghost can't actually control anything, pay you, or for that matter truthfully claim to want to control the Bookwyrm. I'm not sure if it's noticed! ...Well, probably. It is a ginormous dragon, after all...I'm also trapped inside a cocoon of magical red light that I can't break due to having a cumulative -2 STR penalty, and I don't want to try my luck against a dragon that big until I can get rolls of ... maybe 20?...Heck, most everyone who's doing much of anything except running when there's a miles-long dragon on the loose has skewed priorities.I'm nowhere near it, so I don't have to care!
I only have to care about the two dumkoffs who seem to want to kill me despite my minimun END roll being 11.
Idea:
You go attack the dragon to distract it! My old character would have paid you handsomely once that happened if he could figure out how to control the Bookwyrm!
I love how there's this huge fight going on in the middle of the valley(?), and Borno and I are just off having a plot all to ourselves.Not to mention Tsuchigumo550 and scapheap too. So many plots, so little time!
Anyone want to tell me what im doing or am i still running around clutching where my hand was?
also, why have my last two moves been ignored?
I love how there's this huge fight going on in the middle of the valley(?), and Borno and I are just off having a plot all to ourselves.Not to mention Tsuchigumo550 and scapheap too. So many plots, so little time!
dummkopfs, no offence or anything, just needed to correct you, my inner grammer german nazi activated. ...wait a second.Heck, most everyone who's doing much of anything except running when there's a miles-long dragon on the loose has skewed priorities.I'm nowhere near it, so I don't have to care!
I only have to care about the two dumkoffs who seem to want to kill me despite my minimun END roll being 11.
...this is actually !!scientist!!, by the way. Why am I on Benjamaru's account? he made the mistake of letting me use his computer.
I developed the entire setting complete with characters and motives before I switched to this map. So there are quite a few plots going on, all linked to the one plot to rule them all, which has yet to be fully discovered.Hmmm. All the more reason to continue exploring!
That's hilarious.Like any DM ever.
And yeah, I can't help but wonder what I'd do if I was weaving this complex, interconnecting world for my players to explore and discover the hidden plots when suddenly BAM! Giant murderous dragon on the loose!
That's hilarious.
And yeah, I can't help but wonder what I'd do if I was weaving this complex, interconnecting world for my players to explore and discover the hidden plots when suddenly BAM! Giant murderous dragon on the loose!
Presumably the part of chemistry where you see how various mixtures react to acute physical trauma.And yeah, I can't help but wonder what I'd do if I was weaving this complex, interconnecting world for my players to explore and discover the hidden plots when suddenly BAM! Giant murderous dragon on the loose!It's not so much plots that I made as I did people, factions, and motives. So now it's just a matter of deciding how everything reacts to the bookwyrm, and how that'll tie into everything. It's like the storytelling equivalent of chemistry.
It would make for a great movie, though.
It would make for a great movie, though.What would the plot be?
Ha! Plot!It would make for a great movie, though.What would the plot be?
Maybe something with Osborn's bookwyrm being transported to Earth?
... Said Micheal Bay xDHa! Plot!It would make for a great movie, though.What would the plot be?
Maybe something with Osborn's bookwyrm being transported to Earth?
The best movies don't NEED plots.
They just go.
Cut the tongue and jump out
Fuck OFF! I'm not going to let you take her life!(Annie dex: 1+6-3) Scap, what did you do to the random number gods to make them hate you like this? If it weren't for your bonuses to endurance, you'd have been in bloody chunks a long time ago
Being enraged enough to disown logic, ALGEM jumps on top of the beast and light-gun-knifes it in the back repeatedly, going for the neck.
SKREEEEEEEEEE
Roll away, biting through my bindings as I do so.
Fire again into the melee, or at anyone who attacks me.
"Thanks for your help now we must finish this beastly mostrosity and I will share the spoils with you if you help."(Grungson dex: 3+6-4)
MURDER HIM, then share spoils with Raynen if available
Kordos will try to find a safe way to cross the river/canyon. Failing that, he'll just head off in some other direction.
((and now I'm the chosen one??? well, that was unexpected.))(Blackwing dex: 3+3)
follow to throne room with great speed while not dying!
"Woah.... this is.... weird. There's a underground forest inside a mountain." Then Evil Lucky remembers the dragon that chased him into here. "Well then again that was just as weird."(Aurwyn aff: 1+2)
"So what do we do NOW?"
"I say we take a break... I don't know about you but that whole event wore me out." Evil Lucky looks up in the air and looks at the birds. "I wanna try eating one of those. Let's gravity crush it... well except it's head. It's death squawks should make some good enough entertainment for now. At least until we find some people."
Have Aurwyn gravity crush a bird to death. Pick up it's body and start looking for a way to make a campfire to cook it up.
Especially plot-important ones.
Test ghostly abilities. Try to make the frog not want to eat me. Flee if this fails.
Good...(Purple army whim: Perfect Success) Well damn... it uses a d 100 as well as an absurd amount of factors, and you managed to get the highest possible roll
I, in a somewhat quieter tone, speak into the mic:To all the soldiers and other able fighters who can hear me, I no proclaim war on the Wyrm of Dread* and its master, Osborn! You are either with me or against me! Bobby! Sir Iron-Blood! bring me any followers you may find, kill any one who gets in your way! My name is Zonix! Me'e tol ansean meloer!**and then look at the next card in my deck of many things
*I know it's the Bookwyrm, but it's be so meta if I said that.
**That's my own made up language. not trying to copy our kind and gracious GM
"Nothing for me, thanks. However..."
Alena talks while inspecting one of the closer puppets.
"I've heard these lands house quite a bit of, well, loot, to put it bluntly. I first came here looking for my sister, who came looking for my other sister, who was transported here to partake in some sort of competition on the crater formerly known as Death Mountain. However, I myself seem to have been dragged into this competition as well, and believe that the more loot you have, the more powerful you become. We both only wish to survive long enough to escape. And, er, loot couldn't hurt. The point is, I was wondering if you knew of any of this 'Loot'."
"Uh, I would like to decline too, because we are adventuring after all.
And yeah, if you would tell us about any loot we could gain it'd be fantastic!"
While saying this she inspects the building that they are currently in.I love how there's this huge fight going on in the middle of the valley(?), and Borno and I are just off having a plot all to ourselves.Not to mention Tsuchigumo550 and scapheap too. So many plots, so little time!
((Crap... Missed a turn.))
"Let's see what they have on this marvel..."
Help man the most badass piece of weaponry apparent.
"Thanks for your assistance with that monstrous person, I beleive we could benefit by working together... Whats that, brickey thing? a scanner of some sort it says?.... wait IT!? still after you have tested it would you have a look at this?"
Approach raynen and if he accepts my offer of assistance join him also if the request to use the scanner is approved then present my blade to it to be scanned
((Maybe you could cauterize Annie's wound? It'll buy her a few minutes, at least...))((I'm missing legs and next to a dog. I'm doomed))
((Well, yes, but you have a slightly higher chance of being un-doomed if you get the wound cauterized. Which, multicatively speaking, is huge.))((Maybe you could cauterize Annie's wound? It'll buy her a few minutes, at least...))((I'm missing legs and next to a dog. I'm doomed))
continue screaming about never having my turn be used
((Oh, and just to point out to whoever it was talking about it, the plural of 'Dummkopf' is 'Dummköpfe', not 'Dummkopfs'.))((I am ashamed, sorry.))
I post turns. they are the only thing i post...continue screaming about never having my turn be used
That's because you're not posting turns...
I post turns. they are the only thing i post...continue screaming about never having my turn be used
That's because you're not posting turns...
except this.
Is the last turn you posted an action for.YUKKURICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Craig stands in a super badass pose that would make even the greatest hitmen shrivel in fear, all due to the loss of his soon-to-be-wife-for-20-dollars Yukkuri.
I will destroy you Sir Iron Bluud, even if I mustbecomeHELP THE STRONGEST LOLI ON THE PLANET!Become the lolis.Find Osborn. Defeat his (Osborn's) attackers with super gangsta pistol abilities.
Well, you have a hunch that Osborn's on top of that gigantic dragon. However, you're completely clueless as to how to get up there.Kordos picks up the shotgun. Oh, yeah, that's more like it. This will do nicely.
He looks at the people spawned around him.
"Listen up, folks! I'm here to take down a low-down snake slithering around these parts that goes by the name of Osborn. If any of you folks feel like following with me to find something to help take him down, it would be much appreciated. Otherwise, please stay out of my way. I don't want to hurt anybody, but if you feel a need to attack me or anyone in my nearby vicinity, I will blow your brains out."
Kordos will try to gather up a posse to find artifacts to help take down Osborn. If anyone nearby attacks him or an innocent person, he will empty a barrel or two (or maybe even three) on them. If he manages to gather up a posse, or even if he doesn't, but he doesn't have to open some barrels on someone, he will take of in some random direction in search of a dungeon.Locate someone who looks like an easy, lonely target (maybe Nicholas's character). Throw the vial at them.
here, have a gift.Wait for Darius to dispose of his vial, then shoot him with an arrow.(Kordos dex: 6+5)
((It's anyone's guess what this will do.))
(Darius dex: 3+3)
(Raynen dex: 5+3)
(Kordos dex: 6+5)
(Darius dex: 3+3)
(Darius end: 4+2)
Darius makes as if to toss his vial at Raynen, but in less than the blink of an eye Kordos blows the villain's face clean off with a triple-barrel blast from the shotgun.
DARIUS IS DEAD!
(Kordos luk: 5+3)
As Darius' lifeless body crumples to the ground, a long spear drops from the sky onto the corpse, sticking into it like a flagpole. The weapon almost seems to be alive with a primal energy, and even now Darius' corpse changes into a viscous black gel, with small green emerald-like gems embedded in it.TURN AROUND AND CHARGE THE CREEPS. USE HEART THING IF I CAN."Fuck you, sharky-boy, I'll give you iron poisoning."
Fire, again, at Ushil, unless the shark is stupid enough to munch metal. Attempt to completely empty my gun of bullets. Reload afterwards."What the? ALGEM, keep shooting the witch."(Heartswimmer dex: 1+3)
Attack the beast
(ALGEM dex: 5+1)
(Annie dex: 4+6-3)
(Nekik dex: 5+4)
(Ushil dex: 1)
(Petipor dex: 1)
(Nekik dex: 2+4)
(Annie dex: 2+6-3)
(Ushil dex: 1)
(Nekik str: 6+4)
(Annie end: 6+6)
(Nekik str: 6+4)
(Ushil aff: 4+4)
(Annie dex: 3+6-3)
(Petipor dex: 2)
(Annie str: 5+3)
(Petipor end: 3+6)
(ALGEM dex: 4+1)
(Petipor dex: 5)
(ALGEM dex: 3+1)
(Petipor dex: 5)
(Algem dex: 2+1)
(Petipor dex: 6)
(B0B aff: 4+6)
(Heartfish dex: 3+3)
(Petipor dex: 4)
(Heartfish str: 6+2)
(Petipor end: 5+6)
(Petipor dex: 1+4)
(Annie dex: 3+3-3)
With the grace of an expert swordsman, Nekik leaps through the air with his blades like outstretched wings, slashing Annie and Ushil with full force. While Annie's armor protects her from the attack, Nekik's second blade tears right through his sister's ice wall, forming a crimson bloom of ice as the blade cuts her clean in two.
"I'm sure that Father will have a word or two for her in the afterlife, witch. As for you, succubus, perhaps you would like to forfeit this duel? While I would most enjoy a fair fight to the death, Petipor will surely devour us both if we do not focus all of our attention on it."
Annie contemplates these words before lunging at Petipor with her knife, but the blade merely bounces off of the monster's huge head as if it were solid stone. ALGEM also fires off a volley of several shots at the beast, but every single one goes wide, leaving her gun glowing like a lightning bug as it slowly recharges. B0B and his heart-monster head back into the room, and raising his pipe to his mouth with his good hand, the indescribable entity sends his piranha-like minion to attack Petipor. Unfortunately, the flurry of teeth is little more than a massage for the great shark, and the beast actually purrs slightly before sending its tongue at Annie, who barely manages to roll out of the way."help me... Please." Try to heal myself
Damn low affinity hurt."help me... Please." Try to heal myselfi was tempted to steal your weapon and walk away... then i realised i had negative 6 affinity and im not keen on instantly vaporising myself again.
Damn low affinity hurt.
attempt to patch this guy up, if we both fail shoot him in the head and walk away with my new loots.
((im gonna try to help you first but i doubt you can recover from acute pulped-lowerbody-itis so if/when we fail ill shoot so that you can instantly respawn without long bleeding out processes.))
Seeing as how there's really nothing short of magic that can repair a wound like that, Rozar mercy-kills Cello Guy with a single bullet through the brain.
CELLO GUY IS DEAD!
(Rozar luk: 2)
A stiff breeze blows through the temple, carrying with it a perfectly ordinary baseball cap. On the bill is written "I mercy-killed someone, and all I got was this stupid hat".Try to reason with them.(Gunner whim: Critical Neutral) Critical neutral is a thing, and a beautiful one at that...
Through INTERPRETIVE DANCE!
((WE'RE ON AN ADVENTUUUUURE!))
Your interpretive dancing doesn't seem to get much of a point across, but at least they're laughing too hard to aim weapons at you. Some of the younger ones even try to imitate you, and a few of them even seem to be good at it.(Didnt see that, thanks)(So did I spawn somewhere?)(Did you read the last part of Wwolin's post? The five of us just spawned in the spawn area.)
Leave the spawn area and look around, stab anything that threatens meNo! It's mine, you bastards, mine! Don't touch it!(Varen dex: 3+1)
Defend my anvil from all who threaten it! Or look at it funny! Or are near it!
(Grungson dex: 4+6-4)
(Grungson dex: 3+6-4)
(Varen dex: 1+1)
(Grungson str: 2-6+4)
(Varen end: 6-4)
(Varen dex: 6+1)
(Grungson dex: 3+6-4)
(Varen str: 4+1)
(Grungson end: 3+6+4)
(Varen aff: 2+4)
(Grungson str: 3-6+4)
Varen tries to exit the spawn area, but is interrupted by the massive construct of eldritch light and bone that is Grungson, who lunges at him with a mighty drill-fist. While the attack hits Varen square in the chest, it merely glances away without so much as tearing the mage's robes. Varen strikes back with his dagger, and while the blade completely and utterly fails to damage Grungson, the red ribbon on the hilt grows into a strong spiderweb of red magic which ensnares the war-machine like a trapped fly.... They're probably scared of the dragon. Hmm, I wonder what Alena's doing?
Go and search for Alena, following the way she last went.
You hear Alena laughing somewhere close by, and you follow the sound to a nearby building where she seems to be teaching a group of well-armed villagers how to dougie."I AM YOUR MASTER, BOW BEFORE ME! Why am I your master? BECAUSE I CAN KILL YOU, BUT YOU CAN'T KILL ME AND LIVE! I HAVE DEFEATED MAGES, WARRIORS, SHARPSHOOTERS, CRUSADERS, DARK LORDS, AND IF DEATH WERE A GIRL, I'VE KILLED HER... TWICE! EVEN IF, SOMEHOW, YOU PUNY LITTLE INSECTS COULD KILL ME, YOUR VERY EXISTENSE IS TIED TO MY LIFE, SO THAT THE MOMENT MY RAMPAGE ENDS, SO DOES YOURS! You will work for ME, because its the only way your staying alive!
See if they buy it. If they don't, resort to fists and hope my armor is as resistant to their attacks as normal.
As you begin to list your kills, the insect-men begin to back up slowly, before turning around and hurling themselves off of the tower while chittering frantically. You think that perhaps you overdid it a little, before turning around and noticing a gargantuan bugman standing behind you. Standing maybe twenty feet tall, it looks down at you and speaks slowly in some foreign tongue, each precisely enunciated syllable dripping with an almost tangible amount of malice.
"Yui ora kuur su corr ik emkacsk vimae. I roqa cuka su srek vurrd kaadems o buud, bis I krorr crikr aeui vrara aeui ksomd ek aeui du mus dmaar bakura ka.
With this, a great lance composed entirely of living locusts forms in its hand, and it points this at your face, waiting for you to react.((Why did I roll for badassery?))(Squitange aff: 4+3)
"Hmmmmm.... Okay."
Acting like I belong, go try to examine/help fix the harpoon gun.
((I really hope this airship has some badass weaponry on it!))
Climbing aboard the airship by means of a rope ladder, you find yourself on a large rectangular wooden platform about the size of a football field, which seems to be the top deck. Sacks of gunpowder are strewn haphazardly about, and all sorts of weapons are mounted on to the port and starboard sides, ranging from canons to ballistae to something that looks like some unholy cross between a laser and a tesla coil. You notice a group of men who must be engineers gathered around a harpoon gun on the port side, and as you approach you notice that the weapon has a hand-shaped indent into which the men are hastily pouring gunpowder into. You shove them aside and place your hand into this slot, causing the harpoon loaded into the gun to spin rapidly as several gears click into place and begin to turn furiously. The engineers simply shrug and walk off, but the man from before who called you onto the ship gives you a hearty pat on the back before calling out to everyone.
"ALRIGHT, THE GUN'S WORKING AGAIN, AND WE HAVE ENOUGH FUEL TO MAKE IT THE REST OF THE WAY TO PALOVIA. EVERYONE, BE PRODUCTIVE; THESE WEAPONS AREN'T GONNA SHIP THEMSELVES!"
Several of the men rush down a set of stairs leading to the belly of the ship, while others run up to man the guns. You feel the ship quake slightly as a set of gigantic twin balloons inflate below the ship, and soon the vessel is aloft, sailing above the stormy-grey clouds like a true ship sails above the waves.Lucky turns his head as he's running to look at the massive book dragon. "Ah.... Aurwyn.... I think all we did was piss it off!" He says and then runs even faster away from the dragon. "Hey you wouldn't happen to have any ideas on how to get out of this situation would you? 'Cause I'm running out of ideas." Evil Lucky asks the golden girl he's carrying.(Lucky dex: 5-1)
Keep on running faster while looking for a cave or alcove or any kind of cover from the dragon. Ask Aurwyn if she has any good ideas. Follow whatever idea she has and if she can't come up with anything, give her my watch and tell her to use it on the dragon. Hopefully she has better luck with it then I ever did.
(Bookwyrm dex: 1-4)
(Lucky luk: 6+5)
(Bookwyrm str: 15)
As the bookwyrm begins to charge, you spot a large cave in the side of a steep cliff and rush inside, shifting Aurwyn on your shoulder so that she's piggybacking instead of being carried like a sack of flour. Suddenly, the entire mountain seems to quake as the bookwyrm throws its full bulk against it, collapsing the mouth of the cave completely and trapping you in pitch darkness except for the emerald searchlights provided by Aurwyn's glowing eyes. Well, looks like you're not going to be going back that way...Are you kidding me? Did Osborn just become Sephiroth? xD
Look for a microphone or something to hook up to the the Doom-Base so I may use it to project my voice to ALL
Oh, I know just what to say, too!
Examining the gigantic speaker-on-a-pole, you notice a microphone protruding out of the pole part, which you could probably use to yell at people.
DA FUNK SPAWNS!
(Da Funk luk: 1-1)
Digging through his pockets, Da Funk realizes that in his hurry to be reborn, he must have forgotten his waiver somewhere... that could be a problem.
Anyone want to tell me what im doing or am i still running around clutching where my hand was?
also, why have my last two moves been ignored?
I wouldn't try. They're 7-year-olds, I'm not sure if they'd understand what to do and the quality would almost certainly decrease.Same here. Also I know what project you are talking about
...Out of curiosity, what did you do?
I'm not entirely sure... I was just babysitting like 15 kids and being a general good-guy, and then all of a sudden they begin to discuss whether or not I'm a god, and finally decide that I am. Now I have that little cult, as well as the group of little girls at my grandmother's church who believe me to be an angel. I guess I just have a thing for being mistaken for various divinities by children. And the turn will be up in a couple of hours; I just have to get something to eat.I wouldn't try. They're 7-year-olds, I'm not sure if they'd understand what to do and the quality would almost certainly decrease.Same here. Also I know what project you are talking about
...Out of curiosity, what did you do?
Alani's grow wide, as she picks up the sceptre.
"WOW! These look spectacular! And the puppets! So...lifelike! I'd be happy to join you on your quest, Sam. VG?"
Alani looks expectantly at her partner.
"Yeah, looks like a great opportunity for adventure!"
VG picks up the sceptre and twists it around in her hands.
"Hmm. If you don't mind me asking, how exactly does that book of your work? It seems to be able to create objects out of thin air just by having them written down which is nothing like I've ever seen before! And what did you mean by immortality? How did you become immortal?! Oh yeah, as I've said, it does seem to be a good chance for some loot... I'm in!"
Well darn it seems a 504 ate my explore the icy forest tunnels action so i guess ill do that this turn.(Rozar dex: 5+4)
explore stealthily, attempt to snipe some food if possible.
What's going on here? Am I suddenly going mad? thinks Kordos.(Kordos dex: 5+5)
"You there! Don't come any closer or I'll shoot!" He brandishes his gun.
Kordos tells the creature not to come any closer, and prepares to fire if it does.
(Crap)
Roll away and use the dead old guy clothes as bandages.
"N-NO!"(Annie dex: Last) Having no legs is a problem
Fire wildly at the beast in desperation before running over to Annie.
"Damnit... There's no way I can stop this... Stay with me, stay with me, I'll t-try to do something...!"
Attempt to hastily slow Annie's bleeding however possible.
"Thanks for your assistance with that monstrous person, I beleive we could benefit by working together... Whats that, brickey thing? a scanner of some sort it says?.... wait IT!? still after you have tested it would you have a look at this?"
Approach raynen and if he accepts my offer of assistance join him also if the request to use the scanner is approved then present my blade to it to be scanned
"Thanks for your assistance with that monstrous person, I beleive we could benefit by working together... Whats that, brickey thing? a scanner of some sort it says?.... wait IT!? still after you have tested it would you have a look at this?"
Approach raynen and if he accepts my offer of assistance join him also if the request to use the scanner is approved then present my blade to it to be scanned
"Sure thing. In all this madness having an ally is definitely a good thing. By the way, I don't think I got your name, I'm Raynen. Also, uh... Loremaster, could you please analyze my companion's weapon?"
Let my companion get his weapon scanned, and shoot anyone who attacks me/Varen. If nobody does so, then go after anyone (except Varen, of course) who attacks someone else (without being provoked) within my sight.
Grab the weakest-looking person arounf and force them towards the frog's mouth. Into it, ideally.
When life gives you a hammer, nail your foes. Wait, that doesn't sound right...
Head northwest to avoid the madness.(Darius dex: 2+3)
"I don't have time for pests like you!!!"(Osborn dex: 4)
Run for the throne room, and continue to do so with as few interruptions as possible
((as I may be gone for a short while (5 days, possibly) and I probably won't be able to post actions. Let me just put a blanket set of priorities on the next few turns:
1. live
2. get to the throne room))
EDIT: Also, Why isn't Giant Bug-man helping me? if he isn't already on his way, Call the bug dude!
((Damnit I thought it was a normal bird! Wait... maybe if we eat it we can gain electric powers! Well... except Aurwyn is afraid of eletricity now it seems....))(Lucky aff: 6-1)
"Wait... she has PTSD from when I picked up the spear!? What in the world did I do to her?" Evil Lucky mumbles to himself before yelling out to Aurwyn, "Snap out of it! Your not being shocked! Just melt off it's face!"
Yell at Aurwyn to snap her out of her panic attack and have her melt the bird's face off with acid powers. If that doesn't work then hope my watch actually decides to work for me for once and use it against the bird!
((Note to self, stay away from electricity from now on.... damn spear....))
Continue onwards into the wild blue with my new friends!
FIND SIR IRON BLUUD
EPIC SHOWDOWN COMMENCING
Ah. Allright. I was just trying to charge back in and perhaps bleed on them but... now im going to Bandage loss or hand, look for a replacement.
((What exactly is wrong with the wristwatch?A wee bit too specific, but because I'm feeling benevolent, I shall give you a hint. With your stats, putting it on is a death sentence. You might want to find a friend who's built a little differently than you...
More importantly, how is it utilized?
Or is that too spoileriffic?))
((Is it possible to combine loot? Because it'd be awesome if I could combine my beetle with this staff.))Well, that's been done. Need I remind everyone of the leggy abomination known as Lilia? But it requires either certain loot, like the bed, or the intervention of certain characters.
Do my characters shirt and cap have effects or stat bonuses i havent discovered how to activate?You rolled pretty low for those... I should probably put this in chart/thingy form
And if so, will they harm me?
"Well that is interesting, so do you want to go off in search of Loot or are we waiting for something?"
Follow Raynen if applicable otherwise murder people who attempt to murder us
Ahem...Well, the anvil gave you a big weak point on your chest. Normally that would require a dex roll of twice yours to hit, but being wrapped up in ribbon reduced your dodge dex to nothing, so hitting the weak spot was automatic. The ribbons also cut endurance rolls, seeing as how one would be unable to defend themselves.
Why was Grubgson's final END roll split by 2.5?
All knowledge gained through these magnificent dialouges are OOC, right?
Am I still near the spawning point where the anvil is?
Did the beetle guy tell Osborn anything else besides him being the chosen one?A bit of stuff other than that, yes, but I won't say what. That's for you to find out on your own...
I assume my weapon was a roll of 4, then? How is loot categorized, only by what it is and elements, or are there other factors?There are a bunch of effects, some of which cost more than one 'point' above 3. And even 'basic' stuff like elements have some rarer variants. Therefore, the best loot takes not only a good luk roll, but also some decent real-life luck.
((hmm... mys book senses (meta-gaming) tell me that sir Iron Blood is trying to get me. Also, I think the ENTIRE plot might revolve round me at the moment.))Well, you do have A major plot centered around you. You're sort of like a major religious figure in that sense. Really important inside your group, but everyone else is more concerned with your 3-mile long bookwyrm and its importance to their plots than they are with your own importance to your plot.
I have some questions.1. Well, the Looter's Delight program has become so popular across the multiverse that there's a sign-up booth almost every mile, no matter where you are or what universe you're in. All you have to do is sign a waiver, and BAM, there you are.
1. Where do the characters come from and how do they get here? For that matter, are we all from the same place?
2. How about the loot? I think it was originally mentioned that it came from some kind of loot dimension, but why does it appear?
3. Most especially, where do the living and/or sentient loots come from?
4. Why are the initial loots formed from the waiver? Why aren't they from the Loot Dimension as well?
5. Would it be possible for the people who give us the waivers to transform them in their own dimension, creating a variety of magical items? If so, why don't they just do that? It seems like a much more sustainable venture than this.
6. What happens to our bodies when we die?
7. What happens to our loot when we die?
8. Is this world spherical, toroidal, flat, cubical, or what?
9. How much of the loot is determined by the generator and how much is left up to your interpretation? For instance, was Aurwyn's personality a lucky chance or something you made? How about the bookwyrm's growth? That one tentacled shuriken thing's tentacles? The boilingness of the boiling-mud-frog?
10. Do you expect to get access to your old computer with the old loot generator on it any time soon?
New question: Are you just saying that various random stuff is spoilers because you don't have an answer yet?Nope. It has a little bit to do with Osborn's bug buddy, or rather someone that he knows, but that's all that you get for now.
!!SECRET PLOT!!Do it regardless! For !!SCIENCE!!
This may be too specific, but is it wise for me to put the watch on the anvil?
Is GWG silly for asking all of these questions because this game is mostly Action-Driven instead of Plot-Driven?No, of course not.
I think +!!scientist!!+ summed this one up nicely with his response.!!SECRET PLOT!!Do it regardless! For !!SCIENCE!!
This may be too specific, but is it wise for me to put the watch on the anvil?
Oh, I just thought of a question or two...1. He's on a large castle on the bookwyrm's back.
1. Where is Osborn right now?
2. Are there others with that kind of knowledge?
3. Are there multiple separate "spoilerey plot point" plot things or just one interlinked one?
I am.!!SECRET PLOT!!Do it regardless! For !!SCIENCE!!
This may be too specific, but is it wise for me to put the watch on the anvil?
Do our souls go with the bodies back to our realm?This leads to the question of what is a soul, which leads to the question of what is a man, which leads to Dracula killing you with a goddamned wineglass. But if you mean a soul as in life energy or spirit, then yes. Hey, aren't you playing as the not-so-departed soul of a dead character now?
Yes.Do our souls go with the bodies back to our realm?This leads to the question of what is a soul, which leads to the question of what is a man, which leads to Dracula killing you with a goddamned wineglass. But if you mean a soul as in life energy or spirit, then yes. Hey, aren't you playing as the not-so-departed soul of a dead character now?
Most people here are native born. In fact, the PCs are the only ones to use the waivers.Yes.Do our souls go with the bodies back to our realm?This leads to the question of what is a soul, which leads to the question of what is a man, which leads to Dracula killing you with a goddamned wineglass. But if you mean a soul as in life energy or spirit, then yes. Hey, aren't you playing as the not-so-departed soul of a dead character now?
Are people born in this realm, or did everyone here come through some variation of the Waiver?
Is it possible to create Waivers of our own?You could create a waiver of your own, yes. But it wouldn't do anything.
Did you ever answer that question of why they don't just detonate waivers (minus the dimensional travel bit) in their own world?
Do we come back to our own universes alive or acorpse?
Are the Writers from a different realm?They are all from a different realm.
If so, are they from the same realm?
Oh, most important question: can we consider my statements about the Bastard family making up 70% of the population of the multiverse true?Why not? Of course, knowing a few of the Writers, the Bastards are probably kept in some isolated torture dimension, where they actually fight to the death for the sole purpose of being able to sign up for Looter's Delight and escape the hell that is their life. Or something like that. Some of the older Writers are kind of dickish...
Why would anyone sign up to do this? It's a one-way ticket to a strange world that everyone knows will end in death, probably painful.Well, lots of reasons. You could be from somewhere in the multiverse that is completely awful, and see LD as a better alternative. You could have been drawn in by the flashy advertisements. You may even have been drugged or knocked out in an alleyway, only to wake up next to a cheerful man in a brown-suit, telling you to sign some sort of waiver. Or maybe you're just crazy.
Oh, most important question: can we consider my statements about the Bastard family making up 70% of the population of the multiverse true?Why not? Of course, knowing a few of the Writers, the Bastards are probably kept in some isolated torture dimension, where they actually fight to the death for the sole purpose of being able to sign up for Looter's Delight and escape the hell that is their life. Or something like that. Some of the older Writers are kind of dickish...Why would anyone sign up to do this? It's a one-way ticket to a strange world that everyone knows will end in death, probably painful.Well, lots of reasons. You could be from somewhere in the multiverse that is completely awful, and see LD as a better alternative. You could have been drawn in by the flashy advertisements. You may even have been drugged or knocked out in an alleyway, only to wake up next to a cheerful man in a brown-suit, telling you to sign some sort of waiver. Or maybe you're just crazy.
Knowing the Bastards, they're the one's orchestrating said tournaments.Those...those...
They chose the name for that exact purpose.Knowing the Bastards, they're the one's orchestrating said tournaments.Those...those...
...
Darn.
Or dying doesn't bother them somehow, like how the Green Cloaks can survive death once in a single universe.Why would anyone sign up to do this? It's a one-way ticket to a strange world that everyone knows will end in death, probably painful.Well, lots of reasons. You could be from somewhere in the multiverse that is completely awful, and see LD as a better alternative. You could have been drawn in by the flashy advertisements. You may even have been drugged or knocked out in an alleyway, only to wake up next to a cheerful man in a brown-suit, telling you to sign some sort of waiver. Or maybe you're just crazy.
Once, period, or once, per universe?Or dying doesn't bother them somehow, like how the Green Cloaks can survive death once in a single universe.Why would anyone sign up to do this? It's a one-way ticket to a strange world that everyone knows will end in death, probably painful.Well, lots of reasons. You could be from somewhere in the multiverse that is completely awful, and see LD as a better alternative. You could have been drawn in by the flashy advertisements. You may even have been drugged or knocked out in an alleyway, only to wake up next to a cheerful man in a brown-suit, telling you to sign some sort of waiver. Or maybe you're just crazy.
Per universe.Once, period, or once, per universe?Or dying doesn't bother them somehow, like how the Green Cloaks can survive death once in a single universe.Why would anyone sign up to do this? It's a one-way ticket to a strange world that everyone knows will end in death, probably painful.Well, lots of reasons. You could be from somewhere in the multiverse that is completely awful, and see LD as a better alternative. You could have been drawn in by the flashy advertisements. You may even have been drugged or knocked out in an alleyway, only to wake up next to a cheerful man in a brown-suit, telling you to sign some sort of waiver. Or maybe you're just crazy.
I assume my weapon was a roll of 4, then? How is loot categorized, only by what it is and elements, or are there other factors?It's categorized by what it is, what it does, and one spoilery bit that cannot be explained yet, because it relates to the story behind loot.
How dangerous is my possibly blood-thirsty sheet of paper?You should be very glad that the paper has never touched your skin. Very, very glad.
Also, is the airship I'm in actually headed somewhere, or am I just randomly flying around?
Okay, now I have a question:The turn after this one, provided everything goes well. But considering how you've got two pretty high ranking demons after you, the odds of everything going well are pretty low.
How many more turns until I find out what this throne room will do for me?
...what time zone?EST
I'll be back on it soon; my school's software from the mid 90s decided that it would help me edit my 18-page final paper down to 14 pages by deleting everything after page 4, autosaving, and crashing, leaving me to write up the remaining ten pages over again. So I've been writing that.I feel ya.
I swear, Citrix (the offending software) does this to me on purpose. It's actually skynet in disguise or something.
*bimp*Wait, what?
I'll be back on it soon; my school's software from the mid 90s decided that it would help me edit my 18-page final paper down to 14 pages by deleting everything after page 4, autosaving, and crashing, leaving me to write up the remaining ten pages over again. So I've been writing that.Wow, that really sucks.
I swear, Citrix (the offending software) does this to me on purpose. It's actually skynet in disguise or something.
"Hey can I get an extension on my paper in order to save humanity?"*bimp*Wait, what?I'll be back on it soon; my school's software from the mid 90s decided that it would help me edit my 18-page final paper down to 14 pages by deleting everything after page 4, autosaving, and crashing, leaving me to write up the remaining ten pages over again. So I've been writing that.Wow, that really sucks.
I swear, Citrix (the offending software) does this to me on purpose. It's actually skynet in disguise or something.
...Look on the bright side, it's not trying to kill all of humanity. I'd imagine that would delay the update even more.
"Neat. Well then, can you analyze my bow?"
After getting the bow analyzed, follow Corsair's character in any attacks/exploration.
"Well that is interesting, so do you want to go off in search of Loot or are we waiting for something?"
Follow Raynen if applicable otherwise murder people who attempt to murder us
find and butcher the corpse tearing off a leg and pulling out all its teeth and claws, use my bare hands if necessary.(I'm going to flip a coin here, to determine whether you're going to go through with this. You'll see why...)
Collect some long sticks and use the teeth and claws to make spears then continue exploring.
((Is it possible to combine loot? Because it'd be awesome if I could combine my bettle with this staff.))
Alani wishes Sam well, and dances back to the plane, making the puppet dance with her. She then proceeds to konk it over the head so it doesn't feel itself being disassembled.
VG also thanks Sam, and heads back to the plane, keeping her eyes peeled for any opportunities for loot.
Obvious solution here
Start eating the dragon.
Throw my sword at the Petipor.
I'll... give you one hell... of a toothache, you overgrown lizard...(Annie dex: last)
Struggle, with my lightgun in knife mode. Cut Perpitor's tounge off if I'm going to die.
I assume my weapon was a roll of 4, then? How is loot categorized, only by what it is and elements, or are there other factors?
((hmm... mys book senses (meta-gaming) tell me that sir Iron Blood is trying to get me. Also, I think the ENTIRE plot might revolve round me at the moment.))(You're in luck... The griffon and Iron-Blood have targeted each other...)
Follow bug dude. QUICKLY DAMN IT!!!!
Find anvil.
Place watch on anvil.
Back away.
???
PROFIT!
Pat the mudfrog on theheadback to congratulate it. Back, to avoid getting eaten.
See if I can figure out what kind of magic the coin has. If I have no idea, or you have no mechanic for "guessing" powers (like TIoM has) , then pick it up and prepare to duck.
CHARGE BACK!
Kordos picks up the gun. "When you say this gun can shoot through anything, do you really mean anything, even magic armor? Because I could use something like that. But first I'll have to get out of here. If you can lead me out of here I'll certainly follow you.
"Oh, sorry; where are my manners? The name's Kordos." He offers his hand.
Kordos takes the gun and introduces himself and agrees to follow Nat.
How dangerous is my possibly blood-thirsty sheet of paper?
Also, is the airship I'm in actually headed somewhere, or am I just randomly flying around?
And now, an action for when you can write!
Put the paper somewhere safe without touching it, then man a weapon that seems like I can operate it.
((Man am I glad I didn't miss a turn.... for some reason my email decided not to tell me there was new post.))
Evil Lucky let's out a sigh of relief that his stupidity of not being cautious didn't cost him his love. "Boy that could've gone badly. Ok, rule number one, stay away from eltricity for your sake. Rule number two, make sure whatever we plan to torture isn't too dangerous. Anyways, let's go cook up this bird before we start exploring shall we.... wait... can you even eat, Aurwyn? I mean... I'm still not even 100% sure what you are hahaha."
Start looking around for stuff to make a fire, anything that would work really. Then start cooking up the bird. If we run into anything remotely dangerous or seemingly dangerous, hide and observe it first before I do something potentially stupid again.
((Hey can you say if that map is the map of the world or not? I'd love to know where the location of things around the world are generally at.))
Hm...cou,d we reach the rest by means of, say, a miles-long dragon?((Hey can you say if that map is the map of the world or not? I'd love to know where the location of things around the world are generally at.))It's actually only about 2/3 of the northern hemisphere. But the rest of the world is sort of a 'lost lands', which hasn't been explored much, and as such maps are rare.
Hm...cou,d we reach the rest by means of, say, a miles-long dragon?((Hey can you say if that map is the map of the world or not? I'd love to know where the location of things around the world are generally at.))It's actually only about 2/3 of the northern hemisphere. But the rest of the world is sort of a 'lost lands', which hasn't been explored much, and as such maps are rare.
Also, are there any people in play with such low Badassery that they'd almost always be the target of the Bookwyrm? And how long is the Bookwyrm's reach? I've got a plan...maybe with Hastur's watch...and we need to put Osborn somewhere safe...
The bookwyrm's range is pretty massive, but it's really too big to notice most people without them doing something to attract its attention or drive it into a blind rage.
(The Bookwyrm is really the ends, not the means.)Quite probably. Even an airship or a boat would be just fine, since it's not too far, just large and mostly uninhabited. The bookwyrm's range is pretty massive, but it's really too big to notice most people without them doing something to attract its attention or drive it into a blind rage.Hm...cou,d we reach the rest by means of, say, a miles-long dragon?((Hey can you say if that map is the map of the world or not? I'd love to know where the location of things around the world are generally at.))It's actually only about 2/3 of the northern hemisphere. But the rest of the world is sort of a 'lost lands', which hasn't been explored much, and as such maps are rare.
Also, are there any people in play with such low Badassery that they'd almost always be the target of the Bookwyrm? And how long is the Bookwyrm's reach? I've got a plan...maybe with Hastur's watch...and we need to put Osborn somewhere safe...
You may have to do that before Hero McSilverSurfer with me tries to kill the thing.(The Bookwyrm is really the ends, not the means.)Quite probably. Even an airship or a boat would be just fine, since it's not too far, just large and mostly uninhabited. The bookwyrm's range is pretty massive, but it's really too big to notice most people without them doing something to attract its attention or drive it into a blind rage.Hm...cou,d we reach the rest by means of, say, a miles-long dragon?((Hey can you say if that map is the map of the world or not? I'd love to know where the location of things around the world are generally at.))It's actually only about 2/3 of the northern hemisphere. But the rest of the world is sort of a 'lost lands', which hasn't been explored much, and as such maps are rare.
Also, are there any people in play with such low Badassery that they'd almost always be the target of the Bookwyrm? And how long is the Bookwyrm's reach? I've got a plan...maybe with Hastur's watch...and we need to put Osborn somewhere safe...
Anyways, I have a plan. It involves taking control of the Bookwyrm for our own purposes. If anyone wants to know more, I'm forming a PMing "alliance," inspired by similar teams in Perplexicon, with which we can organize some efforts to harness the might of that awesome being.
Why?You may have to do that before Hero McSilverSurfer with me tries to kill the thing.(The Bookwyrm is really the ends, not the means.)Quite probably. Even an airship or a boat would be just fine, since it's not too far, just large and mostly uninhabited. The bookwyrm's range is pretty massive, but it's really too big to notice most people without them doing something to attract its attention or drive it into a blind rage.Hm...cou,d we reach the rest by means of, say, a miles-long dragon?((Hey can you say if that map is the map of the world or not? I'd love to know where the location of things around the world are generally at.))It's actually only about 2/3 of the northern hemisphere. But the rest of the world is sort of a 'lost lands', which hasn't been explored much, and as such maps are rare.
Also, are there any people in play with such low Badassery that they'd almost always be the target of the Bookwyrm? And how long is the Bookwyrm's reach? I've got a plan...maybe with Hastur's watch...and we need to put Osborn somewhere safe...
Anyways, I have a plan. It involves taking control of the Bookwyrm for our own purposes. If anyone wants to know more, I'm forming a PMing "alliance," inspired by similar teams in Perplexicon, with which we can organize some efforts to harness the might of that awesome being.
He's a HERO of JUSTICE and FREEDOM. Of course he's going to slay the dragon.Why?You may have to do that before Hero McSilverSurfer with me tries to kill the thing.(The Bookwyrm is really the ends, not the means.)Quite probably. Even an airship or a boat would be just fine, since it's not too far, just large and mostly uninhabited. The bookwyrm's range is pretty massive, but it's really too big to notice most people without them doing something to attract its attention or drive it into a blind rage.Hm...cou,d we reach the rest by means of, say, a miles-long dragon?((Hey can you say if that map is the map of the world or not? I'd love to know where the location of things around the world are generally at.))It's actually only about 2/3 of the northern hemisphere. But the rest of the world is sort of a 'lost lands', which hasn't been explored much, and as such maps are rare.
Also, are there any people in play with such low Badassery that they'd almost always be the target of the Bookwyrm? And how long is the Bookwyrm's reach? I've got a plan...maybe with Hastur's watch...and we need to put Osborn somewhere safe...
Anyways, I have a plan. It involves taking control of the Bookwyrm for our own purposes. If anyone wants to know more, I'm forming a PMing "alliance," inspired by similar teams in Perplexicon, with which we can organize some efforts to harness the might of that awesome being.
Quite the opposite, in fact. I was asking your motive so I could determine how to convince you how keeping the bookwyrm alive is in your interest.And I suppose the leader of this group would be you, then? You would decide what is good and what is evil according to your moral code? That's surprisingly tyrantlike for you, GWG. Also, why do you want to violate it's free will? The dragon is currently doing whatever it wants. If you harness it and get it do do your thing, it becomes your possession. Don't enslave the dragon, GWG. Don't be a tyrant.
Now tell me, good hero: What justice is there in killing an innocent being that had no choice in being a giant murderous dragon when you could turn the beast to the side of good? My plan will have the Bookwyrm attacking only the evil. In addition, it will form a base for the Forces of Good and Justice, a mobile base which can take Good to the Evil!
Quite the opposite, in fact. I was asking your motive so I could determine how to convince you how keeping the bookwyrm alive is in your interest.If I make it out of wherever I am right now, I would very much like to join your Goodness and Justice Force atop your mobile dragon base.
Now tell me, good hero: What justice is there in killing an innocent being that had no choice in being a giant murderous dragon when you could turn the beast to the side of good? My plan will have the Bookwyrm attacking only the evil. In addition, it will form a base for the Forces of Good and Justice, a mobile base which can take Good to the Evil!
The noble Green Ranger, joining the aspiring tyrant? Shame.Quite the opposite, in fact. I was asking your motive so I could determine how to convince you how keeping the bookwyrm alive is in your interest.If I make it out of wherever I am right now, I would very much like to join your Goodness and Justice Force atop your mobile dragon base.
Now tell me, good hero: What justice is there in killing an innocent being that had no choice in being a giant murderous dragon when you could turn the beast to the side of good? My plan will have the Bookwyrm attacking only the evil. In addition, it will form a base for the Forces of Good and Justice, a mobile base which can take Good to the Evil!
1. Why would you assume this?Quite the opposite, in fact. I was asking your motive so I could determine how to convince you how keeping the bookwyrm alive is in your interest.And I suppose the leader of this group would be you, then? You would decide what is good and what is evil according to your moral code? That's surprisingly tyrantlike for you, GWG. Also, why do you want to violate it's free will? The dragon is currently doing whatever it wants. If you harness it and get it do do your thing, it becomes your possession. Don't enslave the dragon, GWG. Don't be a tyrant.
Now tell me, good hero: What justice is there in killing an innocent being that had no choice in being a giant murderous dragon when you could turn the beast to the side of good? My plan will have the Bookwyrm attacking only the evil. In addition, it will form a base for the Forces of Good and Justice, a mobile base which can take Good to the Evil!
((This is interesting and all, but I want to know what this paper does.))Oh man your turn is going to be hilarious, I just know it.
Begin walking to aforementioned palace. Put my paper in my back pocket, sticking out a bit, just begging for someone to steal it.
GWG: I never said I want to kill it.Then what DO you want to do? Let it run about and kill anyone it comes across?
"heheheheheheh"GWG: I never said I want to kill it.Then what DO you want to do? Let it run about and kill anyone it comes across?
No one man should wield such power. Controlling it is unacceptable because it makes the person controlling it a tyrant. Therefore, not my problem because I don't care.GWG: I never said I want to kill it.Then what DO you want to do? Let it run about and kill anyone it comes across?
You say you want to kill the Bookwyrm and can't believe that you were excluded from the alliance.No one man should wield such power. Controlling it is unacceptable because it makes the person controlling it a tyrant. Therefore, not my problem because I don't care.GWG: I never said I want to kill it.Then what DO you want to do? Let it run about and kill anyone it comes across?
...Huh. You're not that Hero McSurfer guy.Who'd a guessed? :P
(Hastur luk: 6+6)
Hastur's waiver becomes a hypnotist's watch arcing with lightning. The bolts from it are powerful enough to burn his hand slightly, but he can feel his flesh repairing itself instantly the moment it is burned. The watch seems to be ticking slower than normal, but Hastur can't tell whether this is because its made him faster or slowed down time around him, so he decides that it must be a bit of both.
You can take the mudfrog!(Hastur luk: 6+6)"Well this is bound to be... interesting. From what I see... I have regeneration... shock... and enhanced time rate of some sort. I like it~"
Hastur's waiver becomes a hypnotist's watch arcing with lightning. The bolts from it are powerful enough to burn his hand slightly, but he can feel his flesh repairing itself instantly the moment it is burned. The watch seems to be ticking slower than normal, but Hastur can't tell whether this is because its made him faster or slowed down time around him, so he decides that it must be a bit of both.
Grin, heading off in search of something to test just what this thing can do on. Then use the watch as a flail to smack it in the face if it looks like I can take it and isn't human.
But you can't damage Ground with Electric!You can take the mudfrog!(Hastur luk: 6+6)"Well this is bound to be... interesting. From what I see... I have regeneration... shock... and enhanced time rate of some sort. I like it~"
Hastur's waiver becomes a hypnotist's watch arcing with lightning. The bolts from it are powerful enough to burn his hand slightly, but he can feel his flesh repairing itself instantly the moment it is burned. The watch seems to be ticking slower than normal, but Hastur can't tell whether this is because its made him faster or slowed down time around him, so he decides that it must be a bit of both.
Grin, heading off in search of something to test just what this thing can do on. Then use the watch as a flail to smack it in the face if it looks like I can take it and isn't human.
What is this, Pokemon?But you can't damage Ground with Electric!You can take the mudfrog!(Hastur luk: 6+6)"Well this is bound to be... interesting. From what I see... I have regeneration... shock... and enhanced time rate of some sort. I like it~"
Hastur's waiver becomes a hypnotist's watch arcing with lightning. The bolts from it are powerful enough to burn his hand slightly, but he can feel his flesh repairing itself instantly the moment it is burned. The watch seems to be ticking slower than normal, but Hastur can't tell whether this is because its made him faster or slowed down time around him, so he decides that it must be a bit of both.
Grin, heading off in search of something to test just what this thing can do on. Then use the watch as a flail to smack it in the face if it looks like I can take it and isn't human.
What is this, Pokemon?But you can't damage Ground with Electric!You can take the mudfrog!(Hastur luk: 6+6)"Well this is bound to be... interesting. From what I see... I have regeneration... shock... and enhanced time rate of some sort. I like it~"
Hastur's waiver becomes a hypnotist's watch arcing with lightning. The bolts from it are powerful enough to burn his hand slightly, but he can feel his flesh repairing itself instantly the moment it is burned. The watch seems to be ticking slower than normal, but Hastur can't tell whether this is because its made him faster or slowed down time around him, so he decides that it must be a bit of both.
Grin, heading off in search of something to test just what this thing can do on. Then use the watch as a flail to smack it in the face if it looks like I can take it and isn't human.
And everyone knows Water is weak to Electric.
1. I was making a joke.If this is pokemon, the Water type's weakness would be over-ridden by the fact that Electric doesn't affect Ground.What is this, Pokemon?But you can't damage Ground with Electric!You can take the mudfrog!(Hastur luk: 6+6)"Well this is bound to be... interesting. From what I see... I have regeneration... shock... and enhanced time rate of some sort. I like it~"
Hastur's waiver becomes a hypnotist's watch arcing with lightning. The bolts from it are powerful enough to burn his hand slightly, but he can feel his flesh repairing itself instantly the moment it is burned. The watch seems to be ticking slower than normal, but Hastur can't tell whether this is because its made him faster or slowed down time around him, so he decides that it must be a bit of both.
Grin, heading off in search of something to test just what this thing can do on. Then use the watch as a flail to smack it in the face if it looks like I can take it and isn't human.
And everyone knows Water is weak to Electric.
Had the better part of a turn written up, and my little bro deleted all of it because he wanted to play League of Legends on my computer. Expect one tonight, but not until I've murdered him. Maybe I'll get some loot for it...I feel you, Wwol. Both on the little-brother-deleting-turn-to-play-game and the wanting-to-murder-little-brother bits. Don't, though, it'll just get you in trouble.
Satisfied with food in his stomach, Evil Lucky decides to finally explore the jungle some. While walking he decides to learn some more about Aurwyn. "So... you said you was human right? How'd you get like the way you are now? You seem kinda mechanical to me... and your shorter then most people too, no offense haha. I already know what you'd do if I make you angry. Probably the same as i would hahaha."
Talk with Aurwyn some while exploring the jungle. Of course be cautious of any thing so I don't run into another thunderbird thing. As for the direction... look around if I can spot something of significance and head toward that. If nothing then just head into the opposite direction from the cave I entered through.
((Hey can you say if that map is the map of the world or not? I'd love to know where the location of things around the world are generally at.))
"Now hold on, Miss Buzbee. I didn't intend to shoot you just on Miss Asta's say-so; I considered murdering someone in their own home to be the height of rudeness.(Kordos dex: 6+5)
"On the other hand, she otherwise seems like decent lady, and probably only said such a thing since you seemed to have hit a nerve, which caused her to lose her temper. And getting angry isn't something worth killing someone over. Besides, the only thing I consider ruder than murdering someone in their own home is someone who executes their own guests.
"So why don't we all just calm down and discuss this like rational human beings?"
Kordos tries to diffuse the situation, being prepared to shoot Bellanor if she harms Nat.
"I'm still alive?"
A rumbling catched her attention
"Time to leave, ALGEM! You too, twinkletoes!
Grab ALGEM and run for the exit.
Willingly be pulled along, making sure that the gun stays in gun mode.(Annie end: 3+6)*2)
" We... did it... ", ALGEM stated, snapping out of combat mode. "And you're all healed up... sorta. What do we do now?"
Well fuck... that may not have been the wisest course of action...(Rozar dex: 4+4)
I guess theres no helping it now, pointless and senseless murder it is.
quickly and without warning hurl the legtooth spear into the man advancing upon me then begin firing indiscriminately at the armed men.
Once i have emptied my current clip either retrieve the spear if the mob is retreating or turn and flee if they charge towards me.
Pocket the coin. Vaguely consider if this is like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.
Wander somewhere. Determine if the frog is following.
*maniacal laughter*
READ!
Well actually, freeing you from the watch was my first heroic deed - but I can do more, if you'll accompany me! How did you get covered in metal like that, incidentally? It looks quite nice. As for heroic deeds we could accomplish ... well, there's that miles-long dragon over there.
Talk. And point to the Bookwyrm.
MAN TEH TURRET. Other than that, wait for us to get there.(I'll auto for Borno, because otherwise we'd just have you manning a turret and looking ready)
ALLY WITH BOBBY BECAUSE I SAY SO AND I'M TOTALLY NOT GOING TO STAB HIM IN THE BACK LATER(Craig dex: 5+5+2)
And if that don't work
SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE, IN THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
"I feel a calling to a place. A place where a fellow musician got cut up."
Head Northwest.
"Uh... what exactly IS that thing? Regardless, I think we're best served going elsewhere."
Get bookwyrm analyzed, then head... oh, how about northeast?
((This is interesting and all, but I want to know what this paper does.))
Begin walking to aforementioned palace. Put my paper in my back pocket, sticking out a bit, just begging for someone to steal it.
"Giant dragon book thing okay... I suggest that we avoid it at all costs... you know cos' it's HUGE!"
Follow raynen and murder things that try to murder us
(Hastur aff: 5-1)(Hastur luk: 6+6)
Hastur's waiver becomes a hypnotist's watch arcing with lightning. The bolts from it are powerful enough to burn his hand slightly, but he can feel his flesh repairing itself instantly the moment it is burned. The watch seems to be ticking slower than normal, but Hastur can't tell whether this is because its made him faster or slowed down time around him, so he decides that it must be a bit of both.
"Well this is bound to be... interesting. From what I see... I have regeneration... shock... and enhanced time rate of some sort. I like it~"
Grin, heading off in search of something to test just what this thing can do on. Then use the watch as a flail to smack it in the face if it looks like I can take it and isn't human.
Nothing to see here. Certainly not an accidentally posted half of a turn which I was trying to preview.I've been there.
---Annie look at her arm in silence. It seem that she in shock at the moment. (Considering that 2 of her friends just died and one was by her own (unwilling) hand, may have to wait a moment)
Immediately begin tracking the last signal location of ALGEM. Meet up with her killer and demand answers.
M-miss? What happened to ALGEM? Her signal died, but there weren't any signs of a struggle, so... How did it happen?
((Wait... Did my paper kill or imprison the orphan? Also, I'm glad that it was dangerous, but not a spectacle.))Well, it turned him into an angry living doodle of a head on your paper. Still alive, still angry, but a doodle of a head nonetheless.
Ah hell. skipped. and I followed the rules. Right then. time for BIG SHINYS.I Just looked, and I can't find an action from you on that turn...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((How long until the next turn? I'm honestly having trouble waiting to find out what my new powers are!))Hahaha, tomorrow or maybe Wednesday. I've got a final project to do for Latin first. But your powers are pretty great, and may grow even greater depending on the outcome of something happening somewhere else...
Aah!((How long until the next turn? I'm honestly having trouble waiting to find out what my new powers are!))Hahaha, tomorrow or maybe Wednesday. I've got a final project to do for Latin first. But your powers are pretty great, and may grow even greater depending on the outcome of something happening somewhere else...
You! Because black dragons hate gold ones.Aah!((How long until the next turn? I'm honestly having trouble waiting to find out what my new powers are!))Hahaha, tomorrow or maybe Wednesday. I've got a final project to do for Latin first. But your powers are pretty great, and may grow even greater depending on the outcome of something happening somewhere else...
Someone needs to help me kill this mad mage! Let's start by recruiting his bookwyrm!
...I think I know who our bait is.
...Wrong. And absurd.You! Because black dragons hate gold ones.Aah!((How long until the next turn? I'm honestly having trouble waiting to find out what my new powers are!))Hahaha, tomorrow or maybe Wednesday. I've got a final project to do for Latin first. But your powers are pretty great, and may grow even greater depending on the outcome of something happening somewhere else...
Someone needs to help me kill this mad mage! Let's start by recruiting his bookwyrm!
...I think I know who our bait is.
((Damn Osborn, taking center stage in the plot.... I think. And almost the same for VG... the person with them and... the green cloak guy against gold plant witch girl writer... thing. I hope I run into something cool too! Well... then again that means my character could die! I don't want that! Feels like the protagonist in a story, except unlike them where you expect them to live up to the end, you can die at any time! That's kinda exciting too....))Don't worry, there's plenty of plot-spots to go around. And unlike Osborn's, yours might not have a 8/9 chance of death associated with it. Although it's really closer to 7/8 now, so I guess his odds have increased a little. Still a dangerous position.
((And something else I wanna ask. Since Aurwyn's DEX is low, wouldn't that make her aim with the long range acid reality tearing thing be really bad? The reason I have had her use it much was because of that.... so I wanna ask before I find out the hard way when we're all stuck in a dangerous situation.))Indeed, but something like that could probably still do some damage even if it missed. Tearing through reality is rather serious business, and just being near it is generally enough to put someone in mortal danger.
((Never tell me the odds!))
((If you want to take center stage, why don't you participate in a game where you nominally control a character who is doing big stuff, like defeating a rapper in a rap battle, twice in a row? Say...The Islands of Misery, where you haven't posted for a few turns?))
Don't worry, there's plenty of plot-spots to go around. And unlike Osborn's, yours might not have a 8/9 chance of death associated with it. Although it's really closer to 7/8 now, so I guess his odds have increased a little. Still a dangerous position.
Thanks.((If you want to take center stage, why don't you participate in a game where you nominally control a character who is doing big stuff, like defeating a rapper in a rap battle, twice in a row? Say...The Islands of Misery, where you haven't posted for a few turns?))((Just kill me off. Kinda lost interest in playing anything else atm lol. Sorry about any hold ups I might've caused about that.Is what I first thought but now I wanna lol. Ok I'll make a post soon there.))
Ohh, i missed a turn somewhere. woops. sorry about the last post I made...Haha, it's all good.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Thou shalt put me on thine waitlist.
Name: Miyaki no Kaeron
Looks: Guy with a brown mustache, brown hair, and brown trench coat.
Stats:
Strength: -----
Endurance: ++++
Dexterity: +
Affinity: ++++++
Luck: ++++++
Bada**ery: ------
Atai have edited.Thou shalt put me on thine waitlist.
Name: Miyaki no Kaeron
Looks: Guy with a brown mustache, brown hair, and brown trench coat.
Stats:
Strength: -----
Endurance: ++++
Dexterity: +
Affinity: ++++++
Luck: ++++++
Bada**ery: ------
You have to edit that if you want to get in on the waitlist, the number of +'s and -'s are supposed to be equal. :3
Ooh. Watch that DEX penalty, and by that I mean remove it or tone it down. It WILL kill you, trust me.'Aight, fine. Freakin' -6 max natural penalty. Otherwise I'd have +6 in both dexterity and endurance and -12 in strength.
Just here to tell you all that I'm not dead. I've just had a ton of graduations and parties to go to now that school's ended, and because I'm out so much my family is making me spend my time at home with them. I'll have a turn up later tonight though.
OSBOOOOOORRRRNNNNNNNN?
Start climbing the dragon towards where Osborn probably is
YOU'RE A WRITER, RIGHT? GRANT ME A WISH, JUST ONEEEEEEE?
BE A GOOD PERSON FOR ONCE AND HELP A MAN OUT?
Keep heading south. Look for someone to either ally with, kill, or ignore.
Run after the paladin guy.
Hey! Hey, that thing's 5 miles long! Don't go get yourself killed, you're my only piece of loot!
SHOOT THE GOLD-PLATED POISON-IVY KNOCKOFF.
"I'm only violent when I need to be, Miss Buzbee. Given my druthers, I'd never have to kill anybody. I was hoping we could just come here, have some tea, maybe learn a thing or two about what's going on here, then be off on our merry way.(Alena dex: 6-2)
"But then you had to go and spoil it all by threatening Nat."
Kordos steadies his gun hand and levels it again at Bellanor's head.
"Miss Buzbee, do you know what it takes to survive on dozens of different worlds with varying physical and/or metaphysical properties?
"A keen mind. Besides the fact that the conscious is one of the only things to make it through world transfer completely the same, being able to quickly observe one's surroundings and act upon those observations is the only thing that allows a Green Cloak survive long enough on worlds to rank up past First Scout.
"I am a Marshall. If you knew anything about the Green Cloak ranking system, you would know that's a pretty big deal. But you won't survive long enough to learn it, because I have recently made four observations that will lead to your imminent demise:
"1. You and Nat appear to be the same sort of thing. A Writer, I believe you said.
"2. Nat's powers seem to be somehow tied to her sword.
"3. You threatened to melt down Nat's sword, and implied that such a thing would kill her, implying there is some sort of life-force connection between a Writer and their implement.
"4. You asked your servant to fetch you your cookbook, and upon retrieving it have been able to conjure thorns to attack me.
"So, if I've deduced correctly, this next shot should do you in."
Kordos lowers his aim down towards Bellanor's cookbook and fires.
Edit: It' probably not appropriate for a theme or anything, but this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Fvalk31Kk) is what I had playing in the background when I wrote this action. (Maybe if Nat and I had one more member joining us so we could form up a Triforce.)
"This is where the fun begins!"
Use powers to "remember" what they are. if someone tries to kill me, make them forget what they're supposed to be doing.
EDIT: If I can't figure out my own powers, ask bug man.
EDIT 2: Also, maybe pick up the book to see if that helps.
I feel pretty horrible about shooting that girl in the back then making a spear from her mutilated corpse and killing that other guy with it..(Rozar dex: 1+4)
i was meant to be one of the good guys... i guess ill just murder all the witnesses and sweep this shit under the rug before anyone else notices... that or fake my own death.
shoot the armored fellow in the face, his face isnt wearing armor is it?
If he survives just keep shooting him in the least armored parts of his body until he dies.
"Bloody massive lightning slam. Glorious. Carry on, then."
He spins the watch around a finger for a moment, walking over the mudfrog's dried-out husk, kicking it with his foot to scatter its remains before walking off, whistling a jaunty tune.
EXPLORE! Look for anything interesting!
---Annie look at her arm in silence. It seem that she in shock at the moment. (Considering that 2 of her friends just died and one was by her own (unwilling) hand, may have to wait a moment)
Immediately begin tracking the last signal location of ALGEM. Meet up with her killer and demand answers.
M-miss? What happened to ALGEM? Her signal died, but there weren't any signs of a struggle, so... How did it happen?
Numbly open the box.
Pick up the claymore and the knife.
((Wait... Did my paper kill or imprison the orphan? Also, I'm glad that it was dangerous, but not a spectacle.))
Hurry on to the palace!
CZA looked at his immediate surroundings. A foresty-region, with lakes and streams and deer and such. Silver pliers. The water creatures that came at him. He rubbed his eyes; he wasn't in NYC anymore. To explain this dark sorcery, it could mean he was in the place that was rumored only to be legend. "Oh God...they sent me to Louisiana." This meant there could be armed KKK members or Voodoo monsters sneaking up on him right at this moment! He reaches into his jacket, gripping his 9 instinctively, only to find it had dissapeared. He looked at the pliers. Well, they didn't look very deadly.
CZA proceeds into this newfangled land, trying to find a weapon more conventional than silver pliers to defend himself with.
"Uh huh. By the way, can you analyze pretty much anything in the world we come across, or just pieces of loot?"
Head north.
I'm back y'all! the Husk of the Hipster returns!
Belt as loud as I can into the speaker:"VENGEANCE FOR MY MEN! TO ANY MY FOLLOWERS WHO CAN HEAR ME. BRING ME A CARRIAGE! AND KILL THAT DRAGON IN ANYWAY POSSIBLE!" then draw the next card.
((Damn Osborn, taking center stage in the plot.... I think. And almost the same for VG... the person with them and... the green cloak guy against gold plant witch girl writer... thing. I hope I run into something cool too! Well... then again that means my character could die! I don't want that! Feels like the protagonist in a story, except unlike them where you expect them to live up to the end, you can die at any time! That's kinda exciting too....))(Octopus dex: 2)
"Hm..... A.U.R.W.Y.N.? Hm.... Are U Robert Williams? Yes/No? Hahaha... no way that's it. Hm.... Auto Use Reaction Weapon... then what about the Y and N? Now this is making me curious. Almost as curious as my huge addiction to seeing almost everyone in pain, kahahaha!" Evil Lucky pauses for a moment to think. "Hm... What can can you tell me about your previous masters? And something else I didn't care much about till now, what was that... uh... "personality loading" thing you said after I told you I was your new master?"
Talk some more while continuing exploring through the underground mushroom desert.
((And something else I wanna ask. Since Aurwyn's DEX is low, wouldn't that make her aim with the long range acid reality tearing thing be really bad? The reason I have had her use it much was because of that.... so I wanna ask before I find out the hard way when we're all stuck in a dangerous situation.))
Ohh, i missed a turn somewhere. woops. sorry about the last post I made...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
try to create a copy of lilia just as she was beofore she got shot by that nuclear SMG, and in her memories replace Lucky with me.
I'm not too sure what Nat's powers were, other than creating weapons, but even that would be enough
I get a bad. BAD. feeling from this thing."Yes, we are, I mean we were. I didn't mean to kill her, I didn't know that I could kill her."
I mean, it's BUILT to crash and burn.
Welp.
Attempt to grasp plane safely, give it a nice powerful throw attempting to see what it can do.
I-I... I see, miss. That explains... I'm very sorry for you, dear. I understand that you and ALGEM were close.
Any devils willing to make a deal?I'll rescue you... You can trust me right?
At this point I'd be willing to give up and/or do anything to bring Kordos back in any form. His story was just getting good.
Isn't there anything Nat can do? Kordos did rescue her from that creature and refused to let be killed by Bellanor at the risk (and ultimately cost) of his own life. He's also in tune with her element, being that he is now motivated solely by revenge, which is pretty close to wrath, and now shares her burning hatred of Bellanor.
I'm not too sure what Nat's powers were, other than creating weapons, but even that would be enough, to be reborn as a living or just intelligent weapon, even if he had to be subservient to another player. Or just having the narrative justification of a respawn by being reborn as a living weapon (though that's not quite as good as the other options since I'm not quite sure why he would be sent to the spawn point then).
Any devils willing to make a deal?I could bring back Zardack if you like, but only if you agree to be an underling with memories of me being such a horrible master that you would never rebel. Also I could return you to your very dead state if I ever felt like it. (probably not a great idea)
At this point I'd be willing to give up and/or do anything to bring Kordos back in any form. His story was just getting good.
Isn't there anything Nat can do? Kordos did rescue her from that creature and refused to let be killed by Bellanor at the risk (and ultimately cost) of his own life. He's also in tune with her element, being that he is now motivated solely by revenge, which is pretty close to wrath, and now shares her burning hatred of Bellanor.
I'm not too sure what Nat's powers were, other than creating weapons, but even that would be enough, to be reborn as a living or just intelligent weapon, even if he had to be subservient to another player. Or just having the narrative justification of a respawn by being reborn as a living weapon (though that's not quite as good as the other options since I'm not quite sure why he would be sent to the spawn point then).
Any devils willing to make a deal?I could bring back Zardack if you like, but only if you agree to be an underling with memories of me being such a horrible master that you would never rebel. Also I could return you to your very dead state if I ever felt like it. (probably not a great idea)
At this point I'd be willing to give up and/or do anything to bring Kordos back in any form. His story was just getting good.
Isn't there anything Nat can do? Kordos did rescue her from that creature and refused to let be killed by Bellanor at the risk (and ultimately cost) of his own life. He's also in tune with her element, being that he is now motivated solely by revenge, which is pretty close to wrath, and now shares her burning hatred of Bellanor.
I'm not too sure what Nat's powers were, other than creating weapons, but even that would be enough, to be reborn as a living or just intelligent weapon, even if he had to be subservient to another player. Or just having the narrative justification of a respawn by being reborn as a living weapon (though that's not quite as good as the other options since I'm not quite sure why he would be sent to the spawn point then).
Also, I believe that while Nat and Bellenor are writers, I doubt that they are also "lords of memory," Nat seems to be lady of weapons, and Bellenor seems to be lady of power, or something like that. Honestly I'd like to meet them in character, as I could probably get along with bellenor, and I believe together we could destroy almost anything.
EDIT: actually on second thought Bellenor is probably Lady of Time.
EDIT 2: Wwolin, I'm curious, you said I knew all about my power, so could you PM me any specific limits and important details, like whether my book loses pages and consequences of it running out? Also, do I count as a tier # boss now, as I have killed a tier 1 and become a writer?
Zardak brought back to conquer in the name of Osborn? I think that could be very interesting. I could even hunt down Unlucky for you if you wanted.Any devils willing to make a deal?I could bring back Zardack if you like, but only if you agree to be an underling with memories of me being such a horrible master that you would never rebel. Also I could return you to your very dead state if I ever felt like it. (probably not a great idea)
At this point I'd be willing to give up and/or do anything to bring Kordos back in any form. His story was just getting good.
Isn't there anything Nat can do? Kordos did rescue her from that creature and refused to let be killed by Bellanor at the risk (and ultimately cost) of his own life. He's also in tune with her element, being that he is now motivated solely by revenge, which is pretty close to wrath, and now shares her burning hatred of Bellanor.
I'm not too sure what Nat's powers were, other than creating weapons, but even that would be enough, to be reborn as a living or just intelligent weapon, even if he had to be subservient to another player. Or just having the narrative justification of a respawn by being reborn as a living weapon (though that's not quite as good as the other options since I'm not quite sure why he would be sent to the spawn point then).
Zardak brought back to conquer in the name of Osborn? I think that could be very interesting. I could even hunt down Unlucky for you if you wanted.
No really what are Writers.Writers appear to be human beings who have gained insane powers. They all have a rank, ("Osborn Dunkel, 8th writer and lord of memory") and this number is important, for reasons. If there is anything else you want to know, ask me and expect for me to deny information.
Ok, so, I now know almost everything about the writers, including all their names and titles. I was completely wrong about the two ladies' titles, but I won't tell you what they are. The few things I will say are that that man with the puppets is probably not a writer unless his name happens to be Samuel Douse. Next, don't mess with any writer. Lastly,No really what are Writers.Writers appear to be human beings who have gained insane powers. They all have a rank, ("Osborn Dunkel, 8th writer and lord of memory") and this number is important, for reasons. If there is anything else you want to know, ask me and expect for me to deny information.
P.S. Neither Bellenor nor Nat can bring a character back from the grave, just to let Kadzar know. Who can bring back characters is for me to know and you to find out.
UBIQUITOUS EDIT: There are not only 8 writers.
Wait writers what.Basically gods. I don't know why Osborn became one. I'd like to know, though.
I need to know what they are so I can become incredibly bitter.
Also, I'd love to see this become a novel or a video game or something.As a side note, in The Islands of Misery (which, as an unsubtle plug, you should check out if you haven't), Faye was described as wearing T-shirts with video game references on them, and I gave her a "Bookwyrm" t-shirt.
So I decided to visit my grandma and get the old generator and put a turn up, but now I have to do a factory reset on her computer because she decided to click on those sketchy "Speed up your PC" links and now wonders why her computer doesn't work. I'm working on getting everything back in working order, but I won't be able to put a turn up until then.
Good luck with that, and hoping it all goes well. Thanks for letting us know what was going on, by the way.+1
I hope Looter's Delight explodes
FTFYI hope Looter's Delight explodes in popularity and becomes a national obsession.
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Hate to break it to you but youre gonna have to write an update if you want a popularity increase :PFTFYI hope Looter's Delight explodes in popularity and becomes a national obsession.
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Make another pass!(Alena dex: 2-2)
Charge to the top of the hill to look for my friend. If i cant find y friend then run towards the people i DO see with my hands FAR above my head, while running in zig-zags.
CZA walks up and greets the man with the strange pocket-watch.
"Ayyo' God, I just dropped here. Where the hell are we?" He looked around at the new landscape.
"Well. That certainly looks foreboding.
...
ALLONS-Y!"
Head into the cave, eyes peeled for anything else interesting. Continue spinning watch around finger.
I get a bad. BAD. feeling from this thing.(GLOSTER end: 2+2)
I mean, it's BUILT to crash and burn.
Welp.
Attempt to grasp plane safely, give it a nice powerful throw attempting to see what it can do.
I-I... I see, miss. That explains... I'm very sorry for you, dear. I understand that you and ALGEM were close.
"well, I guess it's time to figure out exactly what I can do!"((It's funny, I'm having to do an archive dig to find these things, and I'm realizing just how far what was supposed to be a short experiment has come. It's pretty awesome.))
okay, return my old wing, don the black cape of strength, endurance, and awesome. Next wield the giant scimitar of heaviness, then fly with bug dude out of the castle and return the dragon to its book form (take it with me).
NEXT: try to create a copy of lilia just as she was beofore she got shot by that nuclear SMG, and in her memories replace Lucky with me. Next, try and read bug dudes memories for more details on this universes history. Last, try to make a second scimitar for Lilia (to see if I can make multiple.)
fire off a quick shot aiming at his neck joint or eyeholes, dont let him back into melee range and just keep peppering him with joint shots.(Rozar dex: 5+4)
If he does manage to get back into melee hit him in the bottom of his jaw with the butt of my rifle in an attempt to dislodge his helmet.
(Lucky aff: 3-1)try to create a copy of lilia just as she was beofore she got shot by that nuclear SMG, and in her memories replace Lucky with me.
((Stop stealing my dead lolis that you murdered... er... wait she got developed along the line somewhere so she not a loli.... but still!
Ok I don't actually mind I just wanted to say that.))
"Aurwyn! Hey you piece of metal seafood, give me back my cute sadistic cyborg!" Lucky yells out while giving chase to the octopus.
Chase after the octopus while using my watch on it. See if it has time revesal setting somewhere and reverse the octopus before it grabbed Aurwyn. If not... then just freeze it and try to free Aurwyn.
"Hmmm. Seems... Interesting, I presume."
Hang around, maybe grab a bite to eat, wander through palace, try to stay out of trouble.
YOU WILL MAKE A NICE MIDBREAKFAST SNACK, BUG
Shoot the bug in the face, IN THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Then go into the dragon or something.
Watch impassively. Don't get hit.(Argenbach dex: 2-2)
Try to fly out of the temple.(Viola aff: 5+5)
Also, I'd love to see this become a novel or a video game or something.
Nice to meet you. I am Zonix the Red, your master if you should except me. I just started a war that will no doubtingly cause numerous deaths of those poor men charging straight at the gargantuan dragon over there. If you could tell me what you do, you seem to be a medic of sorts but you tell me, I can put you to work ASAP. By the way, your name is Tennant.
Look at next card while I await his answer.
Go up to a soldier guy.
"Hey, I need this. Thanks."
Take his gun. Start running away as fast as I can, shooting wildly over my shoulder if shot at.
Continue following murder those who attempt to murder us
((0_0...Wow. Dex. Yeah. OP. Quite.))Hence why my +6 DEX modifier makes me invincible.
NAME: Alex Strato
Looks: Alex is the oldest of the Strato Siblings, and the only boy. He wears an orange robe with a hood, and has a thick pair of glasses. He wears sneakers, unlike his sisters, and prefers purely elemental magic over dark or life magic like his sisters. He usually has a book tied to his waist at all times, just in case.
Stats:
Strength: --
Endurance: -
Dexterity: +
Affinity: +++
Luck: +++
Badassery: ----
((You had to make him unkillable didnt you?))
Maybe... Miss? Could you... crystallize this?
Maybe... Miss? Could you... crystallize this?Nevermind. Go to the cave.
Whee turn some time today. Why I am commenting at 4:42 in the morning I don't know.Yay.
Indeed. I don't feel like sleeping, and I keep going to bed at 6:00 AM that my daily schedule consists of drinking endless amounts of coffee because my day is like my night.Wow. That is a weird schedule and I hope you adjust to it.
Run away.
Stop short, waving with my good hand. Greet the being and if the cave is the cave I just exited then advise the dude to stay the fuck away.CZA(TCM) + B0B(Aseaheru)-
"Well, now that's a new one."
Tap the crystal.
Nothing can go wrong with this.
Look around(outside the cave)
Blankly stare at the loot item.Hastur(ragnarok97071) + Annie(scapheap) + GLOSTER(Tsuchigumo550)-
Maybe... Miss? Could you... crystallize this?
Dismember the bug man's arm somehow with my pistol BECAUSE I SAID SO
Actually just shoot him in the face again.
"...This is...odd."
Walk towards the place where the dragon was. Quickly.
You went and did it. Good for you.Craig(stefmor90) + Darius(GreatWyrmGold) + SOMETHING BASTARD(Xantalos)-
Hold his two halves together to see if they fuse back together. If not, run off after stealing something powerful.
well fuck, shoot the iron seller in the leg joint and run, once sufficiently far away break open a few bullets and pour the gunpowder onto my arm stump, ignite said powder by removing the lead slug from a single round and firing it with the barrel placed against my shoulder facing across the wound.Rozar(Unholy_Pariah)-
If he appears again after first aid has been administered shoot him in his other wrist or elbow.
((You had to make him unkillable didnt you?))
More waiting around for a speech. Don't try to eat anything else.Squintage(Squill)-
((In the unlikely event I meet Lilia, I'd like to point out Evil Lucky looks just like Lucky since they are alternate versions of each other from different dimensions. So Lilia would most definitely mistake Evil Lucky for Lucky. Though of course Evil Lucky wouldn't even know who Lilia is.))Evil Lucky(superBlast)
"OHGREATIHAVETORUNSOMEMORE!!!!" Evil Lucky yells out after he scoops up Aurwyn under his arm and starts running away from the expanding hole.
Pick up Aurwyn (since she's slow on her own and all) and runaway from the hole. Have Aurwyn gravity float us into the air just to be safe. And I prefer a low altitude float just incase there is something that turns off Aurwyn again. I don't wanna be a 100ft in the air if that happens. Just barely off the ground would do.
Head north
"We should move on"Raynen(Nicholas1024) + Varen(Corsair)-
Follow as before
to Lilia: "A lot has happened since you last showed up, but there's no time to explain right now! HOLD THIS!"Osborn(+!!scientist!!+)-
to bug man: "Rurd srek!"
Give both of them one of Random's crosses of protection, get a safe distance away, and remember the meteor moments before it hit!
Fly around and explore.Viola(Persus13)-
Woops, my bad. In that case, Tennant, demonstrate your abilities on one of those soldiers. I think this is a good place to get out. Exit carriage. Then say to Tennant:Hope you don't mind some company.Draw next card in a fashion similar to one in charge. (translation: Like a boss)Zonix(Benjamaru)-
You went and did it. Good for you.WHY IS YOU SKIP MY TURN
Hold his two halves together to see if they fuse back together. If not, run off after stealing something powerful.
GM HIJACKING IS SERIOUS BUISNESS, FIXING NOWYou went and did it. Good for you.WHY IS YOU SKIP MY TURN
Hold his two halves together to see if they fuse back together. If not, run off after stealing something powerful.
FIXEDYou went and did it. Good for you.WHY IS YOU SKIP MY TURN
Hold his two halves together to see if they fuse back together. If not, run off after stealing something powerful.
((0_0...Wow. Dex. Yeah. OP. Quite.))
NAME: Alex Strato
Looks: Alex is the oldest of the Strato Siblings, and the only boy. He wears an orange robe with a hood, and has a thick pair of glasses. He wears sneakers, unlike his sisters, and prefers purely elemental magic over dark or life magic like his sisters. He usually has a book tied to his waist at all times, just in case.
Stats:
Strength: --
Endurance: -
Dexterity: +
Affinity: +++
Luck: +++
Badassery: ----
Excuse me sir. I appear to have failed to spawn.I would have, but WWolin is offline and he can't generate me anything. But I'll edit you into the turn once he gets back on.((0_0...Wow. Dex. Yeah. OP. Quite.))
NAME: Alex Strato
Looks: Alex is the oldest of the Strato Siblings, and the only boy. He wears an orange robe with a hood, and has a thick pair of glasses. He wears sneakers, unlike his sisters, and prefers purely elemental magic over dark or life magic like his sisters. He usually has a book tied to his waist at all times, just in case.
Stats:
Strength: --
Endurance: -
Dexterity: +
Affinity: +++
Luck: +++
Badassery: ----
Excuse me sir. I appear to have failed to spawn.I would have, but WWolin is offline and he can't generate me anything. But I'll edit you into the turn once he gets back on.((0_0...Wow. Dex. Yeah. OP. Quite.))
NAME: Alex Strato
Looks: Alex is the oldest of the Strato Siblings, and the only boy. He wears an orange robe with a hood, and has a thick pair of glasses. He wears sneakers, unlike his sisters, and prefers purely elemental magic over dark or life magic like his sisters. He usually has a book tied to his waist at all times, just in case.
Stats:
Strength: --
Endurance: -
Dexterity: +
Affinity: +++
Luck: +++
Badassery: ----
Alright, your character is right above the long, tedious, explanation of a slightly important rule for complex turns.Excuse me sir. I appear to have failed to spawn.I would have, but WWolin is offline and he can't generate me anything. But I'll edit you into the turn once he gets back on.((0_0...Wow. Dex. Yeah. OP. Quite.))
NAME: Alex Strato
Looks: Alex is the oldest of the Strato Siblings, and the only boy. He wears an orange robe with a hood, and has a thick pair of glasses. He wears sneakers, unlike his sisters, and prefers purely elemental magic over dark or life magic like his sisters. He usually has a book tied to his waist at all times, just in case.
Stats:
Strength: --
Endurance: -
Dexterity: +
Affinity: +++
Luck: +++
Badassery: ----
:P Sure.
((Yeah the rule confuses me.... I'm just gonna ignore it for now hahaha.))That rule will only effect you if you make a complex turn like Unholy a turn back. it just nerfs you each time you make an extra action in your turn.
"What's that light? Aurwyn let's go see what that is."
Slowly descend the giant pit and going toward the light that's in it.
Shyly step back. "M-miss?""Hmm?" Open the crate.
RUN AWAY FASTLY
Wait. This new rule means that if you don't engage in combat periodically, you die. Not that I mind, but isn't that a little bad?
That new rule... Just sounds idiotic to me. sorry, but it just means we all gotta kill everything is sight or be useless little babbies.
Perhaps also have it so that some, limited, items increase or lower that cap. And autonomous things have there own cap.
Not really robots. I mean, you have my heart thingie, or the golden girl. Hell, half our weapons can be called autonomous in some way.Lol confused Autonomous and Automaton. Probably what my time-drunk brain gets for this.
Yes, it is your system, just new factor with weapons. Like a 50 lb. sword slowing you down and enchanted daggers perhaps speeding you up?
((Actually, if i understand what your saying then youve got my rolls wonky and penalised me for no reason...
I said to shoot him and run.
you rolled for initiative then for my attack and then my flight as a +4-1
If the penalty only applies to the turn in question what should have happened was my attack should have failed and then i should have fled with a roll of 7 vs his roll of 6 instead of a 6v6 tie.))
It would be pointless to keep it between turns.This was something I kinda forgot to state... Combat actions are different than non combat actions, if you fail a combat action, you continue your next action. Since this was mainly designed to combat the dex problem, this only effects running away and other dex actions that can be used to not get hit at all. So combat actions would have no place in stopping your turn.
For example, even if i get a fleeing penalty for running twice then the iron settler would get a penalty for chasing me twice...
The rule is mostly pointless, its only function is to prevent attack then run spam by making it take longer to perform such tactics.
((I like the idea of heavy medium and light weapons although it should be a change of about 1 action using an action system, how about you have balancing factors as well so people don't spam light weapons or something here is an example of how heavy/medium/light could work:This is exactly why I'm not applying it next turn. It's not only an obvious flaw, but converting everyones weapons to have stats like that would take a long time.
Heavy: -1 action when attacking &/or fleeing, +1 damage or some sort of damage bonus
Medium: No penalty or bonus to actions
Light: +1 action when attacking &/or fleeing, -1 damage or some sort of damage penalty
Just an example of balancing, the +/- could be greater for lighter or heavier weapons or for weapons with special properties ect))
Wouldn't a simpler, more direct rule work better?
Or, better yet, improved rules for such situations. Hit-and-run is realistically pretty good, but it has some drawbacks. Why not simulate the drawbacks? Maybe penalize combat actions taken in a turn where you're running.
((The penalty/bonus thing could be changed although for classifying you can simply say: Two hands, heavy ,one hand only light and either medium although the whole light weapon + high dex would be a problem although the idea of conditional penalties is a really good idea))((Of course, but there's a problem, adding something like one handed and two handed to the generator could be a problem, just because two handed daggers and one handed light beds don't make any sense (as much as I'd like to see both of those :P) pretty much it has to be really broad or nothing, for instance a heavy dagger makes sense, as it could have been made out of heavy materials. This is mainly to support the story of the game, but things like two handed daggers will become much more prominent as the story progresses and gets... weirder.))
Well I know that, but ...I actually didn't Hijack anything, WWolin gave me the rights. He's working on the mechanics for another RTD and he said he was going to give up LD so I offered to run it. He also said that LD was mainly made as a mostly a test of his generator, and ended up doing much better than he anticipated, but since it was a test it didn't and still doesn't have too many mechanics outside the generator, which is why I tried to add the combat system I did this turn. Unfortunately that was too complex, but maybe something better will come up later.
I'm reminded of Perplexicon, which was also intended as nothing more than a test for ideas, started out as an arena battle, and eventually became a world-wandering adventure where the wait list was abolished.That was his inspiration.
Give the cross thing to only the bug guy, 'cause Lilia has the cape and I have my armor.
((I was able to summon two capes earlier, so why two crosses is a problem I don't know. Also, last time the meteor hit, I didn't even need to roll because of my armor and endurance.))
..and he said he was going to give up LD so I offered to run it.
"Hey, why are you running? I just wanted to talk...B0B(Aseaheru)-
Sit down, look dejected. ((You feel dejected SO YOUR TURN IS DEJECTED)) See if I can deal with my hand problem, perhaps by bandaging it somehow.
Shyly step back. "M-miss?"
Shyly step back. "M-miss?""Hmm?" Open the crate.
STAND STILL BECAUSE AFKGLOSTER(Tsuchigumo550) + Annie(scapheap) + TCM(CZA)-
((Yes! I'm back and not dead! I get the feeling that won't last long though.))Squintage(Squill)-
Hide! Quickly make a paper airplane without touching the paper, using my sleeves. If she gets close, try to throw it at exposed skin without alerting her.
Whoo! Gold Trim!
Anyways.
Shoot the reaver with my stolen rifle!
RUN AWAY FASTLYDarius Dark(GreatWyrmGold) + SOMETHING BASTARD(Xantalos)-
Wait. This new rule means that if you don't engage in combat periodically, you die. Not that I mind, but isn't that a little bad?
Give the cross thing to only the bug guy, 'cause Lilia has the cape and I have my armor.
((I was able to summon two capes earlier, so why two crosses is a problem I don't know. Also, last time the meteor hit, I didn't even need to roll because of my armor and endurance.))
Ignore them, fly around looking for some normal person to land next to while looking like a badass.Viola Guy(Persus 13) + Osborn(+!!scientist!!+)-
Alex shoves the gem in his pocket, sighing. It's been too long since his sisters actually listened to him. Fuck, and now he has to go searching for them again. It took too fucking long to get the right spell to get him here. And now this weird gem almost tried to blind him. He hated being the gofer of the family.Alex(Greenstarfanatic)-
Wander.
((Yeah the rule confuses me.... I'm just gonna ignore it for now hahaha.))Evil Lucky(superBomb)-
"What's that light? Aurwyn let's go see what that is."
Slowly descend the giant pit and going toward the light that's in it.
just run, if i get far enough away to hide then do so.Rozar(Unholy_Pariah)-
"Let me just try something..."
Shoot the growling sand pile thing, and ask my loremaster just what it is.
"Well that is new..."Varen(Corsair) + Raynen(Nicholas1024)-
Be ready to stab whatever comes out of the pile if anything
Ah, good. Now, next card.Zonix(Benjamaru)-
Draw card that I said I was going to last turn. (which I guess was doing too much in one turn.)
Yes, but it still ended the same, which is neat.I'm reminded of Perplexicon, which was also intended as nothing more than a test for ideas, started out as an arena battle, and eventually became a world-wandering adventure where the wait list was abolished.That was his inspiration.
I thought that was the guy with Lilia...and he said he was going to give up LD so I offered to run it.Oh man am I glad you decided to take over. This game is waaay too fun to end now! Plus I haven't made Good Lucky yet!
Find weapon. Hide from freaks.Im not a freak! Im a [null] missing a hand with a shiny pipe!
I thought that was the guy with Lilia.Nope that was just normal Lucky. I plan to have three Luckys. The Neutral one that was with Lilia, the Evil one I'm playing as now, and the yet to be made Good Lucky.
Anyways. That was a cheap death. I'm not even entirely sure where the meteor came from.
Because I kinda sort of horribly applied stuff that should not have been applied to your last turn due to my insane game mechanics I created from the terrible rampages of insomnia, you get TWO TURNS ABSOLUTELY FREE instead of your usual one to make up for the one that shouldn't exist.
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explore to the right.
Well fuck me... how the hell am i gonna get out of this one...Have fun trying to rip your arm through staples. It's the only way, right?
quickly check around for my gun, if i find it grab it.
Grab the door with my remaining hand and pull it the rest of the way off of its hinges then flee in search of an exit.
((So, according to this new rule, reasoning is not a combat action so I should not be penalized for the dodge, but if I go for the paper I'll have -1 to dex. Correct?))((Nope. I killed that rule due to being far too complex, there is also no action limit, it's just standard LD currently. But yes, if it was in effect that's what would happen if the reasoning didn't work since there is no roll for it.))
Name: DEMONS RUNI've been doing that for the whole game. Deal with it.
Looks: Red hair, blood armor, bluh bluh creepy bitch.
Stats:
Strength:-----
Endurance:----
Dexterity:++
Affinity: ++++
Luck: +++
Badassery:
As a note, yes all my characters from now on will basically be a rehash of this with slightly altered stats to counter how I died last time... <_<
I swear I'll decide to use a different character at some point but I am way too amused at DR right now.
Name: DEMONS RUNGeez. You just love that messed-up creation spirit, don't you.
Name: DEMONS RUNRemember, her weakness is a loving kiss, on the lips.
Name: DEMONS RUNRemember, her weakness is a loving kiss, on the lips.
That sounds hilariously over-the-top and awesome.
What about luck? How would you epic-level that?
Well, it's used to get epic ridiculous items ;P
So maybe make them MORE epic ridiculous?
I'd to try the "make all the other stats more powerful" thing. See how that works out. As for luck... sometimes it get's used outside of loot generation. Like when I found the cave while running from the giant ass bookwrym. Maybe just have a lot more things happen you roll for luck on? Well even if you don't wanna since luck just for getting loot really helps in deciding you're survival chances. Like that one guy who had negative luck and generated a door that killed him when he used it on his first turn.
RUN THE FLYING FUCK AWAY, SENDING BACK THE HEARTTHING
"Yes?" Annie asked the little being.
Find weapon. Hide from freaks.B0B(Aseaheru) + Annie(scapheap) + CZA(TCM) + GLOSTER(Tsuchigumo550)-
Land next to Alex. "Hey, What's going on?"
Nope. Definitely not a good idea.Alex(GreenstarFanatic) + Viola Guy(Persus13)-
Alex turns around and wanders in a different direction, tossing the black gem in the air as he goes.
((So I'm going to be that guy who just roams the world with nothing but a gem, ultimately getting the most plot time while getting no real power.))
"Just a little more Aurwyn... once we get there you can get some rest." Evil Lucky says. A city... in a dark abyss in an underground desert... who knew? But where there's a city, means there are people... and people means fun entertainment! Lucky starts laughing to himself as evil thoughts swirl around his mind.Evil Lucky(superBlast)-
Land at the edge of the city and let Aurwyn get some well deserved rest. Look around and see if there's anything nearby where I land that can give me a hint of where I'm at.
If there's any loot, take it. If not, go look for someone.SOMETHING BASTARD(Xantalos)-
explore to the right.
Well fuck me... how the hell am i gonna get out of this one...
use my immense strength and endurance to pull the staples pinning my arm free from the floor then pull them all free of my body before searching for my gun.
regardless of success in finding my gun pull on the door till it falls from its hinges and search for an exit.
((I'm surprised I pulled that off, except that it DIDN'T KILL HER.))Squitange(Squill)- ((Wow turns out I've been typoing 'Squitange' 'Squintage' this whole time. My bad.))
Try to reason with him. If he throws the gold chunks at me, dodge FIRST and then try to retrieve the paper.
((So, according to this new rule, reasoning is not a combat action so I should not be penalized for the dodge, but if I go for the paper I'll have -1 to dex. Correct?))
"... I'm sorry."Raynen(Nicholas1024)-
Shoot the ever-loving crap out of those sand worms, backing away while I do so.
Run close to them. Not enough to get hit, though.You're actually already there. Probably my fault for not specifying, but you're close enough to ambush anyone (Including Raynen!) and take the initiative, or not getting struck first.
Wait until the worms are dead, then - wait I have no weapons. And -6 STR.Tackling still costs strength. :P
...
Helpfully tackle him into a worm and back off until the loot spawns.
Did the demon girl bring me my new arm?No no, of course not, you're the guest of her fine establishment, you should have brought one yourself. Fortunate for you, there is a corpse on the ground with a fresh limb for the picking. Just take it off with your teeth, she won't mind.
i thought you wanted to play together, do you not enjoy hide and seek? says Rozar smiling weakly and hunching slightly pretending to be more weakened by bloodloss than he really is before continuing besides, if i ran away how could you bring me that new arm you promised me.Hmm... One final hint. Look closer at squitange's (or squintage's when I typo'd his name) turns closely. You should be able to identify who and what she is off of this.
ask the above then walk around her in a circle placing myself between her and the door but making no attempt to move through it.
((I havent the foggiest actually, the only interwebs i have is 500mb on my phone and i never played games like silent hill etc.
Closest ive ever played is dead space 1+2 and fear 3... is she alma?))
Wait until the worms are dead, then - wait I have no weapons. And -6 STR.
...
Helpfully tackle him into a worm and back off until the loot spawns.
Find someone normal.This could take a while...
Find someone normal.
Find someone normal.This could take a while...
As am I. I'm just a guy in an orange robe walking along tossing a small black gem in the air. I could be a cosplayer for all you know.Find someone normal.This could take a while...
I think I qualify as normal right now, actually.
Find someone normal.
So you want to explore that armory? Good!
I'll make sure to pick your corpse from the ground shortly afterwards.
"... Well this is new." She takes the knives, testing them in her hands before sneaking into the back of the Van after Eric, being extra-sneakeh so he doesn't see her.
...
Eric got a Van.
I assume we start in the same place.
We get cool shit for killing people.
... What do YOU think?
Wonder why the GM made the assumptions he did.
Locate some kind of cleaning supplies and start cleaning the van. Barring that, use dirt to make it even dirtier, focusing on the "FREE CANDY" thing.
i thought you wanted to play together, do you not enjoy hide and seek? says Rozar smiling weakly and hunching slightly pretending to be more weakened by bloodloss than he really is before continuing besides, if i ran away how could you bring me that new arm you promised me?Rozar(Unholy_Pariah)-
ask the above whilst walking around her in a circle placing myself between her and the door but making no attempt to move through it.
((I havent the foggiest actually, the only interwebs i have is 500mb on my phone and i never played games like silent hill etc.
Closest ive ever played is dead space 1+2 and fear 3... is she alma?))
Wait until the worms are dead, then - wait I have no weapons. And -6 STR.
...
Helpfully tackle him into a worm and back off until the loot spawns.
SOMETHING BASTARD(Xantalos) + Raynen(Nicholas1024)-Wait until the worms are dead, then - wait I have no weapons. And -6 STR.
...
Helpfully tackle him into a worm and back off until the loot spawns.
"Blasted things. Now to finish this..."
Shoot the last non-chibi'd worm, shrug off the tackle, then spin around and take a snap shot at this guy running towards me with obviously hostile intentions. Then finish any worms that aren't quite dead yet.
Cautiously head down the hallway while rebuilding my airplane.Squitange(Squill)-
((I have a strange suspicion that I'm going to be joining Rozar soon.))
Do not go towards armor. Head in another direction and scout out to see if there's anything of normalcy in this crazy place. If not, find some weird but tame looking person/thing and ask them where I am.CZA(TCM)-
"No... I'll go see the robot. Aurwyn wouldn't be the torture loving cyborg I fell in love with if you just reinstall her. Just tell me how to reach the robot." Evil Lucky says, resisting the urge to start killing this guy out of anger. "Though... why wouldn't you advise me going there?" He still can be useful. As long as he is he can keep his life.Evil Lucky(superBlast)-
Say the above! Also test out my watch while he responds to me, to see if it still has it's powers.
Wonder why the GM made the assumptions he did.
Locate some kind of cleaning supplies and start cleaning the van. Barring that, use dirt to make it even dirtier, focusing on the "FREE CANDY" thing.
"... Well this is new." She takes the knives, testing them in her hands before sneaking into the back of the Van after Eric, being extra-sneakeh so he doesn't see her.Eric(GreatWyrmGold) + DEMONS RUN(ragnarok97071)-
RUN AROUND IN BIG CIRCLES, ATTEMPT TO CALL HEART-THINGIEB0B(Aseaheru)-
After grabbing the knife, Alex realizes someone has been next to him this whole time.Alex(Greenstarfanatic) + Viola Guy(Persus13)-
"Hey. Who are you?"
((Actual action coming after IC Conversation.))
Creepy as that scene with Bella feeding Rozar his own arm, you portrayed it unrealistically. Without the muscles of the abdomen, one cannot throw up. At all.Hmm... you're right about that. I guess that's my fault for not studying human anatomy before writing this turn.
"Uh...Hello? Is anyone in that body or is that just another husk?"
If he doesn't respond, stab him in the neck and walk along the shore. to the south.
((I think Evil Lucky would love Bella.... if she probably wouldn't torture him to death. He likes giving pain not receiving it hahaha. Though even then he'd still like her... he'd try to get pay back of course and torture her back, but he can't help but like the murderous types.))Perhaps by wandering in the wrong direction you'll end up in her lair one day.
Now that i think about it, can you get loot for killing normal human npcs (like I'm about to)? Like the only humans or NPCs to get killed by a player is another player or a boss. Well except those worms... but they a weak... considering they already killed a person.
"Good. I didn't want to kill you. You seem like a decent guy. And I come from a family of mages who dabble in the Dark Arts. I've seen many soulless bodies in my time."Yeah, I have a name, I am Viola Guy. So what's going on? I just found a temple with a bloodied corpse in it."
D'ya have a name?"
"Shit...what was it wearing?""Uhh, want to take a look?"
"I'm not sure...where is it?""I don't, but I think it's over that way." Viola guy points in the direction he came from.
Thrown in a fire? 6 months to make.... the one that made 50% of the game pretty damn fun? I'd be raging soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much if I was Wwolin. Even if he is taking a break, that generator was so awesome. Though wonder what kind of stuff yours is gonna pop out. As long of I get my steady supply of lolis that are loot, I'd be satisfied.I'm glad that you liked it. And yeah, I had sort of a Darth Vader epic "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" moment as it burned. But you can't really stay upset for too long at a party, especially after you win the naming rights to someone's firstborn daughter in a game of blackjack right afterwards.
...
And what a tragedy that is.
How the heck did it accidentally get thrown into a fire?!?
win the naming rights to someone's firstborn daughter in a game of blackjack right afterwards.But what if they have, like, triplet sons. You will feel really stupid for clarifying daughter, won't you?
EDIT: White people is now an element.
I have no idea what else living objects can be that can fit in an autocannon.I'd say anything, as long as you tell them to relax their muscles a bit. And don't mind broken bones. Or organs.
Does that mean that it it shoots out small animals covered in blood n' beer and have a terrifying leg disease that will infect anyone they touch?
Well small animals since I have no idea what else living objects can be that can fit in an autocannon.
Update 1: Added luck formula, lettuce see what happens with a +50 luck weapon... A mounted autocannon with +10 dex, +10 aff, +5 luk +5 bds, uses endurance magic to control wood, and the gun shoots random living objects, blood, large amounts of beer, gives people the terrifying leg disease, and then proceeds to shoot even MORE beer. There is a large book attached to the side of the autocannon that uses badassery to throw stones and fire, and the book can control lasers. There is a large two handed axe on the other side of the autocannon that uses aff to control time, and when swinging the axe, it throws blood everywhere, and each successful hit gives the owner a free piece of bacon. (Stats are linked with the autocannon)...
Nope, nothing wrong here.
Beer-and-blood-battered live insects with leg infections?Does that mean that it it shoots out small animals covered in blood n' beer and have a terrifying leg disease that will infect anyone they touch?Actually, since the elements are meant to combine, it's essentially tons of beer, various living creatures with a horrible disease, and blood packed into an autocannon round. All that should be known is that it's probably not a good idea to search for the developer of this ammunition.
Well small animals since I have no idea what else living objects can be that can fit in an autocannon.
Oh, and um...either tone down the insane results or make them happen at lower Luck, too....Why? I doubt many people are going to get to 50 Luck, and it really just makes it all the more worthwhile for the people that do.
Well, if the rewards at absurd Luck bonuses are singularly insane or inane, that turns people off from the cool stuff.The generator is still very much in development, so don't worry, It'll get better. Currently there are no limiting factors, so how insane things get is just up to the generator. Negative luck is notorious to having ridiculous properties (Leg fans, weapons that try to murder you, evil books that force your character to become insane and throw flaming meteors everywhere), and pretty much I had no complete restriction between positive luck elements and negative. Will set parameters shortly.
If the rewards are awesome but not crazy, that's incentive to get high Luck.
If all rewards are crazy, the high-Luck ones become a non-disincentive...and, let's face it, the game would get a lot more zany and fun.
As for crazy things showing up everywhere, it will still happen far too much for its own good, but isn't that the best part? :PYup.
What do you get if you roll a 1?1 luk items are really boring and serve only for a minor stat boost, not even good enough to make a magic item. You get a shoddy submachine gun with +3 dex. That's it.
You dont need them.Generating bacon powers on positive luck is significantly less likely now. Unfortunately.
+3 dex on 1 luck item? Isn't that really good compared to previous rolls?Yes. The old generator which got horribly incinerated made luck items from -3 to +3 completely useless, because they held no purpose besides aesthetics. For instance, Eric's van. It's a vehicle, but literally does nothing to boost any stat, and doesn't even act as a shield against attacks. So I'm trying to make every item no matter how bad at least slightly useful. (or slightly un-useful, sometimes decreases stats instead)
Can't it get from place to place faster?There isn't much of a distance scale yet, but I'm thinking of a single dex roll determining how fast you travel. (Edit: This is why the map hasn't been changed yet)
...Also, did you roll the kid inside or add it after generation?
+5 End seems a bit much, since End seems to be a much stronger stat than most. Getting a 6 on an end roll seems to basically guarantee you survive anything short of a nuke, so having auto successes in end (as long as you didn't shove negative points in it) might be a bit gamebreaking. I suppose you could just potentially steal/destroy the item, and it IS a 20 luck weapon but still.Yeah, 20 luck is when things start getting a bit crazy. Also I changed stat modifiers up a bit, the value of +5 per 5 luk is not constant anymore. Not to mention the godly long list of attack modifiers to help break through defenses.
Post generation. Also you might notice something odd about that kid. Something something writers....ragnarok if you kill this kid I will get Demons Run dead, gotcha?
Well, it being a 20 luck item makes it seem okay, but only if balanced by items that give negative modifiers to enemy endurance or something like thatOoh, neat idea. A gun which fires bullets that, if the enemy doesn't succeed enough on an Endurance roll enough gives an Endurance penalty would be...interesting.
...ragnarok if you kill this kid I will get Demons Run dead, gotcha?Not so sure it'll be fully DEMONS' fault this time...
Hmm, maybe. This is incredibly hard to implement, but I can try. This kind of stuff already happens to all negative luck characters (besides Osborn, because his book casts for positive aff, and it's not even like he can damage himself when his armor makes him immune to his spells), because any effect on your weapon also influences your own character. Negative luck is a lot like playing the game in hard mode, but comes with really good benefits if there is success.Well, it being a 20 luck item makes it seem okay, but only if balanced by items that give negative modifiers to enemy endurance or something like thatOoh, neat idea. A gun which fires bullets that, if the enemy doesn't succeed enough on an Endurance roll enough gives an Endurance penalty would be...interesting.
Yeah me too. Was about to suggest debuff weapons too.Seems like fun. Will try to work it in the best I can.
Option A means it only effects things you target with it. Early items generated might have had the possibility to not effect you. No rules against targeting yourself I suppose though.Heh, if what you're talking about is hidden stats, no one knows anything about their weapons at first, i was just blatantly revealing everything the weapon did in those test generations because they aren't actually being used in game. I'm also liking the idea of 1-time-use magic items (like scrolls in Skyrim) that are incredibly powerful but their magic stops working after 1 use, or they have a sort of capacitor that gets reduced over time and need to be refilled through kills/NPC/time.
Edit: I can see how that would be difficult to add though.
Simple. Have a roll at the start for something like Use or Charge.Option A means it only effects things you target with it. Early items generated might have had the possibility to not effect you. No rules against targeting yourself I suppose though.Heh, if what you're talking about is hidden stats, no one knows anything about their weapons at first, i was just blatantly revealing everything the weapon did in those test generations because they aren't actually being used in game. I'm also liking the idea of 1-time-use magic items (like scrolls in Skyrim) that are incredibly powerful but their magic stops working after 1 use, or they have a sort of capacitor that gets reduced over time and need to be refilled through kills/NPC/time.
Edit: I can see how that would be difficult to add though.
Rozar's weapon gen. I-I just don't know.
Nothing at all. Just that beyond the category of bastard sword/battleaxe it's a completely random gen. It's actually a pretty awesome weapon, but you might not be able to utilize it to its full capabilities.Rozar's weapon gen. I-I just don't know.
Eh? Whats wrong with my weapon gen?
I'm getting to the part after 1d100 and then things get a bit confusing. So you're saying if it has a capacitor it gets +4 stat boost, but if the 1d100 rolls 20 or lower, it gets an additional boost in stats?Simple. Have a roll at the start for something like Use or Charge.Option A means it only effects things you target with it. Early items generated might have had the possibility to not effect you. No rules against targeting yourself I suppose though.Heh, if what you're talking about is hidden stats, no one knows anything about their weapons at first, i was just blatantly revealing everything the weapon did in those test generations because they aren't actually being used in game. I'm also liking the idea of 1-time-use magic items (like scrolls in Skyrim) that are incredibly powerful but their magic stops working after 1 use, or they have a sort of capacitor that gets reduced over time and need to be refilled through kills/NPC/time.
Edit: I can see how that would be difficult to add though.
One charge (scrolls, potions, etc) gives +10 Luck when rolling for powers.
1d100 charges gives +4.
1d20 charges, but more (up to 20) can be added by some kind of action, gives +2.
And then at-will gives nothing.
No.That makes much more sense, thanks. That was kinda similar to what I said, but I worded it poorly.
I'm giving specific options. Assign each a percentage chance--I'll give each 25%.
01-25: One charge, and +10 Lick when rolling rof powers.
26-50: The thing has 1d100 charges, nonrechargeable, and gets a +4 Luck.
51-75: 1d20 rechargeable charges, +2 Luck.
76-100: No charge system.
Hey guys, remember when this game was simple? Yeah, those were the good times...Heh. I have been showing off the generators capabilities too much indeed, but I have added lots of things I'm refusing to tell anyone. Thing is, this generator is currently really basic, the one WWolin worked on took 6 months. He's off on a vacation for 2 weeks, therefore I can't ask him for any advice, so I'm sharing information to get ideas on things I can add, and also to see if you guys think it's working. To tell the truth, I've not been being the best GM and have been trying to add things to the game too quickly without enough tests, but I'm trying hard to get better. Why there are so many changes being made is that WWolin told me when I started GMing the game was underdeveloped and was just made as a test, so he told me I should try to add new elements to combat and exploration. Of course all the mechanics are really finicky currently, because trying to work out problems often brings in new ones. They should get better with time, but I'm trying hard to not break the game, while adding mechanics like WWolin wants.
I really just think that there's no need for you to add a whole bunch of things to a generator to make it unique, if it's going to make it incredibly complex. PLUS, one of the things that we loved about it at first was how we had no idea what could be generated. Now, we're getting into all this, and I feel that it's, no offence, bogging the game down a bit. If I were you, I'd just make a basic generator, so that the game can continue, and just add things as they pop into your head or as you feel like adding them. It adds a 'Uniqueness' Curve of some sort, giving us some regular magical or non-magical items at first, but as the game goes on, we start getting into some seriously crazy shit, as opposed to HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF WE CAN GET and have that be the entire basis of the game.
EDIT: Ugh, posted too fast.
I really just think that this game could really soar, if you just give it time to evolve, instead of cramming a bunch of wings on it and tossing it off a cliff.
There. There's my metaphor for today, now I'm going to go update all of my games.
Aww, don't kick yourself, you're a great GM so far!I agree. But I also don't want to kill LD, so I'll trash any uncertain/broken mechanics and only keep ones that are supposed to work. I would love to start an OP, so I'll get on that soon enough.
I do have a suggestion though. At this point, it would be better to start a new thread with this, just to make it easier to work with and to, in a way, start with a fresh new slate. You'd still be shifting everything over, but I think it could make the job a bit easier for you. You can make a new OP, so you can add details and updates on it as well.
And, no offence to Wwolin, the game so far was FAR from Underdeveloped. And once again, I'd say just try to take what you have with a generator so far, shave off the things that don't work, add in a few major parts that you might have missed, and, like I said, add mechanics as you go. SINCE you're a new GM, it's not wise to jump into a project this big head-first. It would make it far easier for you to just start slow.
I do have a question. From what I've understood of the generator, it allows more than one ability and form to come up, but how is that stuff made? Do larger luck mods increase rolls to certain tables, so that a neutral luck item has little in the way of mods? What kind of modifications are there aside from stat changes and elements/abilities, that you'd be willing to tell us?I'm keeping most everything from the generator hidden now, so the most I should say is there is no 'neutral luck' pool, but only a positive and a negative pool, but both are accessible, only more likely for one luck type or the other. This also influences the way weapons act regardless of their modifier pool, so if your luck is negative and you cast a magic/special effect, effects will sometimes backfire on your character. Of course for this reason, late game negative luck is many times more powerful but many times more dangerous.
Yeah, I was enjoying reading this. One reason I haven't been playing is that Wwolin was going to let me have a look at the generator, but they said that would spoil some things in the story so I agreed not to join back in. (The other reason being it's hard for me to not be myself.) The problem they ran into was that it would take some time to re-write it all on a computer, and real life intervened to prevent them from doing so. But yeah, feel free to ask people things.No offence to you or anything but there is a voice softly screaming in my head, and it's saying 'AAAUGH NO MORE MECHANICS.'
Just thought of this by the way. What if there was some sort of fatigue mechanic?
Yeah, I was enjoying reading this. One reason I haven't been playing is that Wwolin was going to let me have a look at the generator, but they said that would spoil some things in the story so I agreed not to join back in. (The other reason being it's hard for me to not be myself.) The problem they ran into was that it would take some time to re-write it all on a computer, and real life intervened to prevent them from doing so. But yeah, feel free to ask people things.As much as I would hate to introduce more mechanics as well, an action limit was discussed a few turns back. This would pretty much prevent you from attack more than 3 times in 1 turn besides defending, but there are blatant issues of triple attacks everywhere.
Just thought of this by the way. What if there was some sort of fatigue mechanic?
Oh, well an action limit, I would really like. Just not, like, a fatigue meter. That would be overly complex. But yeah, limiting actions per turn to 2 or 3 would actually help.I like the idea, so if everyone is alright with that I can implement it. Defense is automatic though, because if you could only defend one time you would die if you had to fight more than 1 enemy at once. Another possibility is that everyone is an endurance tank, and you have to command yourself to dodge. (AKA OP dex solution)
I'd say that per turn, you have three actions, only two of which can be attacks, and they can't be on the same person. Only one can be a defence, and up to two can be a general action, like 'Explore this place'.
I'm speedreading all of this on my grandma's laptop before I head into the woods again, so I won't be typing much, but I really like what's going on here. Anyways, Stefmor, from what I've seen of the new generator, it's looking really good, although I haven't had the time to check it since I left last Tuesday. Person, since Stefmor's new generator is on a google doc, you might be able to get him to share it with you if you're still interested. And I like the idea of an action limit. A lot of bits of this are still balanced for an 8-man deathmatch as opposed to what it is now (I believe Stefmor once described it as DF Adventurer Mode, RTD Edition), so some mechanics will invariably have to be tweaked, but it's looking very good right now.If the second version (dex nerf) of the action limit gets added, endurance will become a much more major stat to the point dex would actually need to be buffed up to meet its nerf. So how about if someone rolls 2x dex against a targets dex, they counter attack, much like AOE'ing with 2x aff, breaking weapons with 2x endurance, random buffs/debuffs with bds (badassery)?
Anyways, keep up with the good work everyone. I'll be back from the great gathering of the Wolin/Card/Benson/Hansen/Tepes families on Saturday evening, so I'll see (Well, not really see, but you get the idea) you all then.
Hmmm. What if power attacks were a thing? If you're not aware, some games allow you to take a hit penalty in order to do a stronger attack. The idea I think is basically that it's far easier to dodge a highly telegraphed attack. This might make dex a more useful stat since the stat would allow you to ignore some of the penalty. This might be useful against endurance tanks, but dex tanks could still avoid it since their dex wouldn't be penalized and yours would.This actually already and still does exist, a loooooong time back when WWolin was GM, I used things like "attack for max str" and such. It breaks down into 3 basic categories:
Yeah I know, it's another mechanic, but I figure there's no harm just suggesting things. It might be a thing you couldn't do with smaller weapons or some ranged weapons though because power attacking with a gun would be rather gamey, and I don't think a knife would receive too much benefit. Also yeah I'd like to see the google doc. Feel free to pm it to me. I like all things related to random generating a bit too much.
I'm more curious as to the "how", is it a tag based system where items are generated by tags rolled based on a luck modifier where each roll affects what gets added?Pretty much how the basic weapon is formed. Of course that's just the beginning part, there are tons of other modifiers messing around and possibly countering one and other. (IE: Antimagic + spells does not work out too well)
Like, everything has a form, but you've got, say, three more rolls. They determine you've got a roll on an element, a modifier, and another form.
Let's say the first form is, like, a Flying V guitar, and you get, (electricity), (ranged), and (axe). So you've got a half-axe Flying V that can fire lightning bolts.
Am I anywhere close? I assume luck affects how many individual rolls you get as well as influences what you get for each one, if the generator is even anything like that.
So, when's the newly updated turn ETA?Was supposed to be last night, but I was brain dead and couldn't create any decent dialogue. The turn itself is nearly done, but converting it into Bay12/BBCode format (colors, all the quotes, etc...) will take time.
find a nice cluttered or put of the way section and grab a battleaxe or bastard sword ask lance some questionsRozar(Unholy_Pariah)-
so you say your in her service, how did that happen?
Also what happened to make her this way and what was she like before?
Creepy as that scene with Bella feeding Rozar his own arm, you portrayed it unrealistically. Without the muscles of the abdomen, one cannot throw up. At all.
Oh, and I thought I made it clear? ERIC. IS. NOT. A. LOLI. In fact, let's make it clear...
"D*&# GM, I'm not a pedophile! Stop saying I am!"
After cursing at the GM, grab Demons Run and hurl her out of the van. Punch her if she continues to be a threat; if not, tend to the child's wounds.
... Fuck Sneaky.
MURDER EVERYTHING.
I try out my new spell on the nearest person hostile towards me. If there is a lack of those, attack the air, it's been annoying me for a while now.Eric(GreatWyrmGold) + DEMONS RUN(ragnarok97071) + Osborn(+!!scientist!!+)-
CZA goes into the cave, because why not at this point.CZA(TCM)-
"... Wow, that was actually pretty sad. Still, I guess you could consider this natural selection."
Shoot SOMETHING and the last worm.
Yes, it was rather pathetic, was it not? Well, I won't trouble you anymore.Raynen(Nicholas1024) + SOMETHING BASTARD(Xantalos)-
Run away very fastquick, using dodging skills to dodge the bullets.
((I think Evil Lucky would love Bella.... if she probably wouldn't torture him to death. He likes giving pain not receiving it hahaha. Though even then he'd still like her... he'd try to get pay back of course and torture her back, but he can't help but like the murderous types.))Evil Lucky(superBlast)-
Big mistake old man. He would've kept his life if he didn't tell Lucky to pay up.
"Yes I suppose you're right. I can't really use this thing very well anyways. Though I'll tell you how to use it's special power... you see when you put it on, point at yourself while using it! Try it out now... you won't be disappointed."
Give the old man the watch and try to get him to use it on himself. If it goes as planned then he should be frozen in time. When that happens grab the nearest potentially lethal object I can find (preferably sharp but blunt will do) and and attack him in his head while he's still frozen.
If my plan to freeze him doesn't work.... then just leave him with the watch. I'll just come back after I get Aurwyn fixed up.
And either way, put on Aurwyn's hat since it's useless on her right now and might give me a stat boost... somewhere.
((Oh.))Squitange(Squill)-
Channel the dimensional magicks to escape. If that doesn't work, look for an exit.
He thinks for a moment, before muttering to himself.
"...No. I can't go. Even if it is...I don't want to see any of them like that.
He looks up.
"I'd rather not, actually. You can go wherever you want, but I'm heading this way.
He begins heading along the coast to the south.
Fly after the guy I was talking to.Alex(Greenstarfanatic) + Viola guy(Persus13)-
Stand and move out
Run as fast as I can, in giant circles, while screaming at the top of my lungs (or whatever they are.)Annie(scapheap) + B0B(Aseaheru)-
Second, what are bandits doing in such a deep pit? All I'd expect them to bandit from is the occasional clumsy person who falls in.This has to do with the world itself, which hasn't actually gotten much coverage at all up until now. CZA entered one of the entrances to a huge underground complex, bigger than the surface world map itself. The complex doesn't actually have a name, but is rather separated into underground cities that have their own specific names. However due to the immense size of this area, it's usually not guarded. Bandits like to take over the less inhabited areas and harass other connected areas around them. It looks like CZA walked into a bad part of town.
Is a solid bar of gold really the best business plan for what to do with Aurwyn? Surely a well-made golden statue would sell for more?Procc is kinda... stupid. Even though he claims to be a master in the fields he's associated with, he is really just one of those guys who follows instructions on the internet on how to do everything he does. He wouldn't have anywhere near the skill to turn Aurwyn into a statue, and is probably too lazy to even try to get the robot working again.
What makes Annie so scary/cool, again?She pretty much became king kong. The item she picked up out of that box makes her a giant.
Isn't Aurwym pretty statuey right now?Actually, it's not related to that at all. I'll just spoil it to not cause more trouble, Osborn's book forces him to perform evil actions. When doing something even as broad as saying "Attack someone hostile to me" bad stuffs gonna happen. Even if Lilia was not there, Osborn would have fought you, and even if the rolls were still the same, you would have both died anyways. Also, if Osborn doesn't do something terrifying every once in a while, something bad happens to him... (Which might be an effective way to kill him :D)
And you didn't answer my question about why Osborn attacked me, DR, and Lilia when he said he'd only attack people hostile to him. While I imagine that Osborn would be hostile to Osborn, that would only be after he attacked, not before.
Oh.Isn't Aurwym pretty statuey right now?Actually, it's not related to that at all. I'll just spoil it to not cause more trouble, Osborn's book forces him to perform evil actions. When doing something even as broad as saying "Attack someone hostile to me" bad stuffs gonna happen. Even if Lilia was not there, Osborn would have fought you, and even if the rolls were still the same, you would have both died anyways. Also, if Osborn doesn't do something terrifying every once in a while, something bad happens to him... (Which might be an effective way to kill him :D)
And you didn't answer my question about why Osborn attacked me, DR, and Lilia when he said he'd only attack people hostile to him. While I imagine that Osborn would be hostile to Osborn, that would only be after he attacked, not before.
((Question, do I still have my hat or am i completely lootless right now? I'm assuming I have it for the purposes of making my action for now.))When Procc stole Aurwyn, she was still wearing the hat unfortunately. Probably the only ways to get money right now that are actually remotely easy is to become a bounty hunter, or if you had any money yet, gamble and hope you're lucky. Which is fitting for your character.
((Now I'm wondering, what kind of luck would I get if I killed everyone in this city somehow?))Oh dear lord. Killing literally everything in this city would be incredibly difficult, as that would imply killing all bosses, getting assassins pissed at you, proceeding to kill said assassins and their entire association, finding all secret locations in the city, etc... So not really a very answerable question, but I'd say somewhere around a nice 200 luk bonus.
Oh btw do I have a time limit or something before Aurwyn get's melted down by Procc?Considering the quality of Procc's aff roll for a situation like this, it's safe to say he restored time when he got to the place he wanted to melt Aurwyn down.
AURWYN HAS BEEN
KIDNAPPED BY PROCC.
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH ADVENTURER
TO RESCUE AURWYN?
It didn't turn off on it's own! Ah damnit..... I don't wanna lose Aurwyn! She's like..... Lucky's mascot! Hm.... maybe I could team up with Osborn.... again and get Aurwyn through a memory.... then again his "has to do something evil" thing would undoubted be targeted at me...... I mean if I can't get Aurwyn back then I'll just go on a huge killing spree until something kills me.... Which is what normal original Lucky would've done too now that I think about it.((You may still be able to save Aurwyn. Procc's a big idiot so he may have just spent all that time that you were frozen actually just looking for the refinery. Or Aurwyn's just dead.
Add to the stat chart a list of loot the person has since... with that gone from before the game wnt from arena to adventure mode the only reason i remebered my weapons is because I made sure I remembered them... but as for everybody else, I barely remeber what anyone else has... except for osborn. For some reason I remebe most of his stuff.LET THE PHOTOSHOP, BEGIN!
Oh yeah with the item genoration thing, Wwolin said his had a character list... that if someone was lucky enough, they could actually get a person or character as loot. Like that one time when that NPC guy came in to mod kill a player, Rick Roll (or who ever he is exactly) showed up as his loot and chased him away. Then he said a bunch of characters from touhou was in there too. But that never showed up again unfortunately...
Anywho if you haven't already, could you add that in your genorator too? And maybe make it a little more common to get a character as loot?
lol yes! No matter horrors it brings, combining NPCs would be awesome.... imagine it.....I agree. Shooting bacon-flavored Obama out of an artillery cannon just isn't enough.
Now something brings up a question now.... if you kill a loot NPC, would that still count as a kill toward getting loot?No, that would count as breaking a weapon essentially. Anything that appears due to the loot realm wont spawn more loot as a result of destruction.
Ooh, I know! Do Skitter from Worm (http://parahumans.wordpress.com/category/stories-arcs-1-10/arc-1-gestation/1-01/)!Readers who are on the lookout for trigger warnings are advised to give Worm a pass
Plus, I prefer having a character that I've actually heard of spawn for me.Read Worm. It's worth it.
*GLARES AT GWG*
Combining NPC's. Why did I think that was a good idea. (Obama + Michael Jackson *shudders*)Cool. Now I just need to figure out...does he do Obama's political stuff which rings of Jackson's music or vise versa?
Well...Ooh, I know! Do Skitter from Worm (http://parahumans.wordpress.com/category/stories-arcs-1-10/arc-1-gestation/1-01/)!Readers who are on the lookout for trigger warnings are advised to give Worm a pass
Can someone tell me the blurb for this story before I read something that may give me nightmare?
Well...If I read it, is it Superheroes superheroes or Madoka 'why?'
Short version: Superheroes.
Long version: Wait, do you count it as a spoiler if it happens in the first...arc/chapter/thingy?
Um, I'm not sure what you're asking.Seem fine.
Alright...let's see if I can summarize it.
Something like D&D:Warhammer::DC:Worm
@GWG: That's a lot of random people. If CZA sees any of them, he's going to kick them in the face and run away. To stay in character, you know.Which lot of random people, and also huh?
@GWG: That's a lot of random people. If CZA sees any of them, he's going to kick them in the face and run away. To stay in character, you know.Which lot of random people, and also huh?
Ha.You named a bunch of literary characters, a.k.a. random folk. I checked out that Worm story, and it looked like she was in high school and bullied but she found her true self and become prom queen et etc.@GWG: That's a lot of random people. If CZA sees any of them, he's going to kick them in the face and run away. To stay in character, you know.Which lot of random people, and also huh?
So, wait.
Did you actually read those chapters or just go "Bugs, ew, gross"?
Firstly: Chapter 70? Alright, you're definitely counting chapters and not arcs. That makes things less intuitive.
Secondly: How did you come to your original conclusion if you skimmed that far in?
Well, if you don't like bugs, Worm is not your story.
You should have mentioned that up front instead of stating that you honestly believed the story would end up...well, just about 180 degrees from what actually happened.
And that's what Worm is: The perspective of one, individual human.
With superpowers that let her see from the perspective of all the bugs in the area.
Except for the interludes, which show the perspective of different individuals.
Derail much?Yup.
Hey, I get it, I get it.And that's what Worm is: The perspective of one, individual human.Why's it always have to be bugs? You know what it's like? Imagine one of the worst things that scares and/or creeps you out. And then have a whole story with that thing as a central plot construct. Yeah.
With superpowers that let her see from the perspective of all the bugs in the area.
Except for the interludes, which show the perspective of different individuals.
Don't worry about being lazy. It happens to everyone. Especially me.((I blame Billy Mays...))
ALSO, I found a thing that might help you at some point.Ehh not detailed enough, I guess I could edit the image but specific generations and hand drawn maps are usually a lot better for a number of reasons.
http://donjon.bin.sh/world/
It's a world generator. I haven't used it myself yet, but might find a use for it eventually...
((Do I get a reward for getting the sub-title reference?))I think MOST people get the Sub-Title reference.
I dont.I think.
You are.I dont.I think.
They willYou are.I dont.I think.
Misinterpret posts.They willYou are.I dont.I think.
Misinterpret posts.They willYou are.I dont.I think.
Going to bump this in hopes of an update (or worst case scenario, confirmation that it's dead.)
Maybe, maybe not. Probably safe to say that thread is dead but I might revive it later since it was a great rtd. Of course I would return it to its old PvP style everyone liked, or maybe just continue the adventure game.
I'm currently debating dropping Endless Sabbath (After that hiatus where I forgot about it, I just can't get back into running it anymore) and making a new thread to do LD's 8-man deathmatch again. Because that was probably my favorite thing that I have ever GMed, and from what you guys have said it was a hell of a lot of fun to play too.
I'm currently debating dropping Endless Sabbath (After that hiatus where I forgot about it, I just can't get back into running it anymore) and making a new thread to do LD's 8-man deathmatch again. Because that was probably my favorite thing that I have ever GMed, and from what you guys have said it was a hell of a lot of fun to play too.I can't argue with that.
Still Alive? I get the suspicion it's Portal related.I'm currently debating dropping Endless Sabbath (After that hiatus where I forgot about it, I just can't get back into running it anymore) and making a new thread to do LD's 8-man deathmatch again. Because that was probably my favorite thing that I have ever GMed, and from what you guys have said it was a hell of a lot of fun to play too.I can't argue with that.
(I've got a song in my head.
Maybe if I type in its meter you
Could guess what song it is.
Hint: It is from a Valve game.
This hint should make it pretty obvious to a nerd.
You want to guess this? Simple:
It shouldn't take too long.
I guess I'm just sharing this
To fill this restarting thread.)
NU. IT IS WANT YOU GONE. STILL ALIVE HAS MORE SYLLABLES.Still Alive? I get the suspicion it's Portal related.I'm currently debating dropping Endless Sabbath (After that hiatus where I forgot about it, I just can't get back into running it anymore) and making a new thread to do LD's 8-man deathmatch again. Because that was probably my favorite thing that I have ever GMed, and from what you guys have said it was a hell of a lot of fun to play too.I can't argue with that.
(I've got a song in my head.
Maybe if I type in its meter you
Could guess what song it is.
Hint: It is from a Valve game.
This hint should make it pretty obvious to a nerd.
You want to guess this? Simple:
It shouldn't take too long.
I guess I'm just sharing this
To fill this restarting thread.)
I'm currently debating dropping Endless Sabbath (After that hiatus where I forgot about it, I just can't get back into running it anymore) and making a new thread to do LD's 8-man deathmatch again. Because that was probably my favorite thing that I have ever GMed, and from what you guys have said it was a hell of a lot of fun to play too.
Please link once you've made it. Also, can we make character sheets for it now?
Edit: Just in case.
Name: Dextrous Bastard
Looks: A member of the Bastard family: he is very dextrous.
Strength: ------
Endurance: ------
Dexterity: ++++++
Affinity: ++++++
Luck: ++++++
Badassery: ------
I assume you're asking if we can make sheets? Or are you cloning my character?I'm making a character with the exact same stats as yours and I was too lazy to type it out manually.
*glares*Dextrous Bastard is also intelligent.
Well. It seems that I have a rival. Or we could work together.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?board=19.0
Here's the new thread!
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?board=19.0
Here's the new thread!
Link fail?