Post by: Liberonscien on February 26, 2016, 01:25:36 am
Post your posts like this:
Floor #
This floor is home to bla bla bla. Why? Because yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda. Also, it has yabber yabber yabber yabber yabber. It also has yeah yeah yeah in it. Nah nah nah.
Post by: Cheesecake on February 26, 2016, 03:24:38 am
This floor is home to a ninja clan, but they disguise it as a suite of high-end shops. Also, they do not kill, nor engage in subterfuge or skulduggery. Instead, they sell luxury goods and offer services. They are so in character they do not even know they are ninjas. But they are a ninja clan nonetheless.
Post by: Liberonscien on February 26, 2016, 03:30:34 am
This floor is home to a family of penguins.
Post by: spümpkin on February 26, 2016, 03:34:39 am
This floor is home to a band of tuba-players, who are in serious need of a person who plays an insturment other than the tuba, because they only play the tuba.
Post by: Liberonscien on February 26, 2016, 03:42:32 am
This floor is home to a facility that gives away used clothing.
Post by: Asgarus on February 26, 2016, 04:01:02 am
There be dragons.
Post by: Cheesecake on February 26, 2016, 04:08:05 am
A simple sign that says "There be dragons on Floor 5"
Post by: spümpkin on February 26, 2016, 04:45:09 am
A bunch of trashed signs that were made in the process of making Floor 6.
Post by: piratejoe on February 26, 2016, 04:54:25 am
Home to a bunch of girls with green hats and blue dresses,some of them have hair colors that look like they where from and anime. Inside every apartment on this floor is a high tech workshop and everything inside the apartments where made by there owners and most of the stuff in them is futuristic in comparison to anything you can buy from a normal store. There is also three storage rooms,the first one has the sign "Metal" the second has "Other Resources and Electronic parts" and the last one has "Cucumber storage" They are all visited frequently by the residents. Some insane people believe the residents aren't human.
Post by: Sosoku234 on February 26, 2016, 04:58:46 am
This floor is inhabited by one man whose life is decided by voting amongst the members of his family on floor 1.
Post by: spümpkin on February 26, 2016, 06:03:19 am
This floor is empty, aside from a box that nobody has ever opened... Who knows what it contains?
Post by: Salsacookies on February 26, 2016, 06:28:16 am
This floor is home to Heavy Metal Zombies! Led by the Dracolick SAURON!, they plan to make the greatest show, played over a volcano so that all the world may here the power of ROCK!!!
Post by: crazyabe on February 26, 2016, 06:51:47 am
This floor is home to a tribe of three hundred, three headed trolls that fix elevators. the floor looks to be underground, the walls are made of natral stone, it has no windows, and the the staircase skips this floor.
Post by: VoidSlayer on February 26, 2016, 12:54:33 pm
The area contains the building's giant sized liver, for removing toxins and alcohol and regulating the sky scraper's blood system.
Post by: piratejoe on February 26, 2016, 04:58:04 pm
Floor 13 is the recruitment center for nanotraisen,have YOU ever wanted to go to SPACE and work on a SPACE STATION? Well now you can,just sign the contract and you will get a
Post by: Liberonscien on February 26, 2016, 05:52:24 pm
This floor contains amputated hands animated by black magic. They draw portraits of visitors. How they do this without eyes is unknown.
Post by: Sosoku234 on February 26, 2016, 06:09:16 pm
This floor is utterly black. There are an unknown amount of REDACTED living in complete isolation from the other floors, it's also walled off now for public safety reasons.
Post by: spümpkin on February 26, 2016, 06:12:39 pm
This floor is full of drunk teenagers, and a bunch of miscellaneous objects on the ground.
Post by: Cheesecake on February 27, 2016, 05:59:08 pm
This floor is full of drunk miscellaneous objects, and a bunch of teenagers on the ground.
Post by: crazyabe on February 27, 2016, 06:16:26 pm
This floor technically does not exist, with a large Void where there should be a floor, the walls are non existent and the Stair case "Ends" on it, resuming upwards and Downwards on the next floor.
Post by: Liberonscien on February 28, 2016, 03:35:04 am
The whole floor has been cordoned off by the SCP Foundation, who are currently investigating this skyscraper as a possible SCP. On this floor alone they have identified [REDACTED] and multiple [REDACTED]. If the floor is accessed by anyone or anything via the lift Dr. ██████ and Agent ██████ are to be contacted immediately.
Post by: Sosoku234 on February 28, 2016, 07:56:06 am
This floor is filled with concerned people from floor 19 and very high hipsters.
Post by: Liberonscien on February 28, 2016, 02:17:34 pm
A bar.
Post by: piratejoe on February 28, 2016, 04:17:35 pm
A single large apartment is on this floor. It has three residents all of whom are related and are part of the Yakumo family,one member of the family named Yukari tends to appear on every floor whenever she wants which has caused much confusion to other people,strange verming sounds are usually heard when she turns around a corner and disappears,though most of the time she spends in her home,sleeping. The other two people in the house have only ever been seen by people on floor 8.
Post by: Liberonscien on February 28, 2016, 04:38:18 pm
I like this.
Floor 23
This floor contains a pair of pants.
Post by: piratejoe on February 28, 2016, 06:08:56 pm
The floor contains a large school like room where uncreative and undescriptive people like Liberonscien are forced to go to to be educated on the art of being creative and descriptive.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 28, 2016, 06:49:54 pm
THIS FLOOR HAS MEWNY BAWNCINGNOFFTEHWELLZ
Post by: crazyabe on February 28, 2016, 06:50:15 pm
Only the Most northern secton of the Apartment exists on this floor, It is also home to 25% of a God.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 28, 2016, 06:53:59 pm
There is a single box, in this box is a exact copy of itself, which contains and it also contains itself
Post by: Sosoku234 on February 28, 2016, 07:57:41 pm
This floor contains an entire Megamall that only sells corn dogs and corn dog accessories.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 28, 2016, 08:07:17 pm
Contains 28 28s, on each 28 is an engraving of 28 28s, these 28s are also engraved, and the cycle goes on forever
Post by: Wolfhunter107 on February 28, 2016, 08:10:54 pm
This floor is home to a classy bar and grill. It seems to be fairly well-frequented.
Post by: piratejoe on February 28, 2016, 08:58:55 pm
The floor has a massive office for a newspaper called the Bunbunmaru,the residents of floor 8 and 22 tend to read it,however most of its story's are exaggerated,oddly like with the residents with floor 22,the only people to have seen them are on floor 8 and 22.
Post by: spfifle on February 28, 2016, 10:06:50 pm
The walls of this floor are plastered with yellowed paper covered in dense writing in some unknown language. In the center of the floor there is a plaid armchair and a side-table. Steam rises off a warm cup of black coffee on the table.
Post by: Amperzand on February 28, 2016, 10:11:59 pm
This floor is heavily reinforced, with a large blast door opening into the stairwell. Said blast door is guarded. It serves as a command bunker for the aristocracy of the floors below it. The built in antiballistic missile system provides the skyscraper with defensive firepower.
Post by: Twinwolf on February 28, 2016, 10:13:42 pm
This floor has several really weird looking rocks. They don't seem to do anything, but most people try not to look at them more than they have to.
Post by: Sosoku234 on February 28, 2016, 10:31:57 pm
This floor houses a gang of kids who don't take crap from nobody but have hearts of gold.
Post by: Gwolfski on February 29, 2016, 12:41:16 pm
There are no windows. The stairways is made of rough hewn rock. The lift doors look like the real old ones found in old apartments. There are no windows on the inside, however there are windows on the outside. If you look through the windows, you see a random room in random house. The floor is covered in bio-lumicent moss. The ceiling is covered in crystals of use unknown. There is a hatch in the middle of the room. It is old and rusty. It displays a symbol. Every time you look, the symbol is different.
Post by: Detoxicated on February 29, 2016, 01:09:07 pm
This floor is full of mushroom men who play the didgeridoo. As the mushroom men are great fans of abstract art the walls of the labyrinthine floor, are plastered with Abstract masterpieces.
Post by: Twinwolf on February 29, 2016, 04:29:10 pm
A floor filled with what is claimed to be masterful abstract art, but is really just what happens when you literally throw paint at the canvas.
Post by: VoidSlayer on February 29, 2016, 05:11:41 pm
This room contains a spatially compressed Dyson sphere surrounding a neutron star suspended in some kind of energy field.
The sphere system is maintained by an ecosystem of engineered metallic life forms and a maintenance guy named Reus.
It acts as a backup power generator in case the building's primary power fails.
Post by: Icefire2314 on February 29, 2016, 05:16:10 pm
This floor contains a forest. Illumination is provided by torches and fireflies.
A tribe of druidic peoples live within. They possess nature magics and are very in tune with nature.
Post by: helmacon on February 29, 2016, 05:28:49 pm
This floor is a single large room. It's ceiling is immensely high. In the center of the room is an entire replica of the Bay12 Skyscraper at a one quarter scale. This is complete with identical quarter sized people who live in the skyscraper in exactly the same manner as the people in the actual skyscraper. Occasionally, one of these people/lifeforms will suddenly grow to full scale. When this happens, they leave the replica and go to the floor where thier template exists. A short time later, a quarter scale replica person returns to the replica skyscraper and continues about thier lives.
Post by: Amperzand on February 29, 2016, 05:49:17 pm
This floor uses Phlebotinide materials to compensate for the anomalous behavior of lower floors, such as infinite recursion.
(I will be strongly displeased if Floor 42 is insufficiently Douglas Adams-referential.)
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 29, 2016, 06:47:30 pm
There is a box labeled 'THE SECRET OF LIFE' Upon opening it, it contains a 42 that acts like the 28 on floor 28
Post by: Detoxicated on February 29, 2016, 09:22:41 pm
You find a desolated wasteland, similar to the post apocalyptic horrors created in masterpieces like Fallout.
There is a masterfully designed guestbook, with a golden pen at the entrance, closeby, the elevator.
This floor seems to be endless, appearing to be just like an own world.
Post by: Amperzand on February 29, 2016, 09:25:46 pm
Floor 43
You find a desolated wasteland, similar to the post apocalyptic horrors created in masterpieces like Fallout.
There is a masterfully designed guestbook, with a golden pen at the entrance, closeby, the elevator.
This floor seems to be endless, appearing to be just like an own world.
FTFY
Floor 44
This appears to be an old-style saloon, filled with people of a general gunslinger persuasion, cigar smoke, and cheap piano music.
Post by: Sosoku234 on February 29, 2016, 10:15:07 pm
On this floor, we find a factory that produces endless weapons of the coincidental calibre: .45
Post by: Gwolfski on March 01, 2016, 12:42:32 pm
This floor contains things that bend space-time-mass-logic stuff to the point of tying it into a double knot. Examples include Infinity Water Generator, Infinite Sand Plot, cages containing water, as well as matter reduction devices, metal cloning setups and dvciees taht wrap teh wrdso os mcuh teyh teg iradivble nfs dypq zslomh drmdr, ejoady dyoaa trysomomh dpzr dpty pg joffrm aphov.
There is also a hatch identical to the one on floor 35.
Post by: KillerHP on March 01, 2016, 01:51:25 pm
This homes a bunch of sci-fi lovers that are scientific , engineers and others.They create lots of cool futuristic stuff.
Post by: piratejoe on March 01, 2016, 03:10:44 pm
Floor 48 is a massive warehouse for everything people on floor 47 and floor 8 store things they cant store on there floors. The sci fi lovers of floor 47 occasionally steal some of the things the people on floor 8 store there as the things the people of floor 8 make are actually more advance then modern human tech.
Post by: crazyabe on March 01, 2016, 05:08:04 pm
This floor contains a Cannibalistic butcher and his meat processing plant, you Dont want to ask where they get the meat or who buys it...
Post by: piratejoe on March 01, 2016, 07:01:14 pm
Floor 50 has all the unpressed meat in the building,which is supplied to the butcher on the floor below,for some reason the people on floor 22 and 30 tend to visit it for "Raw meat" That the butcher on the floor below usually takes which happens to be human meat.
Post by: Sosoku234 on March 01, 2016, 08:38:39 pm
This floor is a hospital for the people who get sick from eating the meat produced on floor 49 and stored on floor 50. If they inquire about its origin, they are given to the butcher for the next batch.
Post by: helmacon on March 01, 2016, 08:41:15 pm
This floor houses a generator which runs off of dead jokes and the lack of subtlety in the floors below it. It has a very high energy output.
Post by: nomoetoe on March 02, 2016, 12:22:32 am
This floor contains a small island surrounded by a seemingly endless sea, occasionally large groups of walrusi can be seen relaxing on the shore.
Post by: Asgarus on March 02, 2016, 04:29:25 am
contains rows and rows of big mirrors. Each mirror shows a random spot of one of the other floors.
From the entrance, one can not see the end of the room, and it seems that the mirrors cover every little spot in the entire skyscraper.
It is kinda like the thing from Interstellar, just without the time stuff.
Post by: VoidSlayer on March 02, 2016, 04:30:34 am
This floor has a small haberdasher that sells a wide variety of hats, including top hats to the walruses below.
It actually sells every kind of hat, mundane, magical or technological, that could ever exist, but the owner is very picky and will only sell hats that are appropriate to his clients.
Post by: Amperzand on March 02, 2016, 05:19:05 am
This floor houses a huge therapy and psychology firm, with hundreds of doctors in many areas of mental health. Their sub-offices serve the entire tower, with at least one therapy hotline to be found in almost every floor. Calming blue corded phones in the unlikeliest of places.
Post by: Detoxicated on March 03, 2016, 03:18:51 pm
This floor holds a tiny insurance company and is only half as high as a normal floor level. It holds a hole in the wall leading into the Brain of John Malkovich.
Post by: Sosoku234 on March 03, 2016, 04:19:31 pm
This floor holds a holographic image of the entire universe, completely to scale. One can even zoom in so far that they could see themself looking and zooming into the hologram. On the hologram. It becomes a positive feedback loop, so you can see an infinite number of holograms.
Post by: TinFoilTopHat on March 03, 2016, 05:08:19 pm
This floor is nothing but fire, which inexplicably has no affect on the building or surrounding floors, elevators, or stairwells. However, the floor does have windows, so from the outside, floor 58 can clearly be seen, billowing out smoke and fire.
Post by: crazyabe on March 03, 2016, 05:14:37 pm
This Floor use to contain an uncountable amount of Pots, But it was Trashed by a Short Blond man Wearing a Green Suit.
Post by: Sosoku234 on March 03, 2016, 06:14:05 pm
An old Western saloon. Every day, at exactly noon, two random men have a shootout. With guns from floor 45.
Post by: Detoxicated on March 03, 2016, 08:24:23 pm
This floor is a regular office, only that it is completely pink.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 03, 2016, 08:48:35 pm
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Post by: crazyabe on March 03, 2016, 09:20:29 pm
This floor contains a Garbage disposal used by everyone in the Skyscraper, and No you may not ask why it is decorated to look like a Elementary School Class room.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 04, 2016, 05:39:30 pm
This floor has a CD on a stand, it is labeled 'DF 64-bit'
Post by: crazyabe on March 04, 2016, 05:46:13 pm
This floor is lacking the Literal Floor that should be below your feet.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 04, 2016, 06:10:08 pm
This floor contains a clone of every person on bay12, they are talking
Post by: Fniff on March 04, 2016, 06:29:26 pm
This floor is the interior of a shack, deep in the Siberian winter. Climbing into the oven takes you to Floor 68. Or roasts you alive. Depends.
Post by: Sosoku234 on March 04, 2016, 08:04:33 pm
Much like floor 65, this floor is missing a key component. It has no walls. At all. One can literally accidentally walk off the edge of the building.
Post by: Fniff on March 04, 2016, 08:08:11 pm
This floor is like Floor 96, only reversed.
Post by: crazyabe on March 04, 2016, 08:10:41 pm
this floor can only hold things from the 70's.
Post by: Fniff on March 04, 2016, 08:13:55 pm
This floor carries on a theme from Floor 65 and Floor 68; it's missing its ceiling. Yet the room above it is not missing its floor. No-one can figure out why this is.
Post by: endlessblaze on March 04, 2016, 08:19:08 pm
this floor is where the security guards have there offices and homes.
they maintain order, and remind the SCP foundation they have no authority here, and that the people of bay12 is being nice by letting them look around.
Post by: Fniff on March 04, 2016, 08:22:43 pm
This is the headquarters of the Chaos Insurgency. Somehow none of the Foundation agents snooping around have stumbled upon it.
Post by: crazyabe on March 04, 2016, 08:42:26 pm
floor 75 exists below this floor, don't ask how that works or why they get the higher view.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 04, 2016, 09:00:22 pm
This floor sucks in any SCP foundation members that try to go any higher
They then are forced to do the appropriate action to a random dangerous SCP
Post by: crazyabe on March 04, 2016, 09:06:59 pm
this floor lacks an entrance with the elevator depositing anyone that attempts to enter it on a random other floor.
Post by: Tawa on March 04, 2016, 09:35:55 pm
The headquarters of the people who don't want SCP derails. They have a window to kick people who bring it up again out of.
Post by: Liberonscien on March 04, 2016, 09:50:09 pm
Floor 78
This floor is sentient and has the ability to create portals. These portals tend to form under people falling out of windows.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 04, 2016, 10:23:57 pm
A miniature model of heaven and hell are in this room, what it shows are real
Post by: crazyabe on March 04, 2016, 10:27:21 pm
everything on this floor is 8D.
Post by: piratejoe on March 04, 2016, 10:47:33 pm
Floor 81 has a old Shinto shrine,it rarely is visited by anyone in the building other then the shrine maiden that lives there. The donation box is almost always empty,the shrine maiden also usually resolves the random incidents that happen on the tower and probably deserves more respect,and money as they are probably starving.
Post by: Fniff on March 05, 2016, 12:18:03 am
This floor is an octagonal hall where any noise made is converted into a snippet from the film It's A Wonderful Life.
Post by: crazyabe on March 05, 2016, 12:20:57 pm
this floor much like floor 76, is missing something, it has no exit.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 05, 2016, 01:28:34 pm
this floor is a giant honeybee nest, it creates 100 gallons of honey a month
Post by: crazyabe on March 05, 2016, 01:37:06 pm
This floor contains An oil well, The owner of this floor does not question why it produces 500 Gallons of Honey each month instead of The 60000 Gallons of oil it should be.
Post by: Liberonscien on March 05, 2016, 01:49:07 pm
This floor contains a massive flower garden.
Post by: crazyabe on March 05, 2016, 02:13:53 pm
this floor contains the Sky scraper's Lobby, Don't ask why it is not on the ground floor.
Post by: Twinwolf on March 05, 2016, 02:16:15 pm
This is where they keep the people who ask why the lobby is not on the ground floor.
You don't want to know what they do.
Post by: crazyabe on March 05, 2016, 02:18:40 pm
This floor is an incinerator that emptys into floor 88. it is decorated to look like a high school class room.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 05, 2016, 03:49:03 pm
This floor can talk and is sentient, it claims it is actually floor 9001 and loves to scream: "ITS OVA 9000!"
Post by: Liberonscien on March 05, 2016, 05:24:05 pm
This floor is owned by another floor.
Post by: Sosoku234 on March 05, 2016, 09:17:49 pm
This floor is in partial ownership of the floor directly beneath it.
Post by: Gwolfski on March 06, 2016, 05:39:05 pm
Floor 90
This floor can talk and is sentient, it claims it is actually floor 9001 and loves to scream: "ITS OVA 9000!"
NEW GOAL: Reach floor 9002!
Floor 93. This floor is situated to be the home of a certain Lalnable Hector. He is a mad scientist, currently sacrificing everyone in sight for the Blood God! He is aided in this by a clone, Specimen 5.
Please mind the floor. It might be slippery. Or grossly sticky. Or both.
Post by: crazyabe on March 06, 2016, 05:42:27 pm
This floor contains a zoo from hell; Please do NOT feed the Demonic Horrors that eat humans, it is not healthy for them to eat Mortal food.
Post by: Gwolfski on March 06, 2016, 05:50:36 pm
Post by: Amperzand on March 07, 2016, 12:47:10 am
This floor is a massive DARPA research complex, and has had its own internet server since before there was an internet. The sheer variety and number of classified prototypes renders it difficult to navigate, even if one can bypass the security.
Post by: Liberonscien on March 07, 2016, 02:09:57 pm
floors 94 and 95 are currently for rent.Don't do this, please.
One floor per post.
Floor 98
This floor is a thaumial class item whose contents may be changed by a majority vote of the caretakers of the other floors.
This floor is currently empty.
Post by: Sosoku234 on March 07, 2016, 02:35:05 pm
This floor is the location of constant partying. Most of the people who leave this floor leave with severe liver poisoning.
Post by: Gwolfski on March 07, 2016, 02:48:56 pm
floors 94 and 95 are currently for rent.Don't do this, please.
One floor per post.
Floor 98
This floor is a thaumial class item whose contents may be changed by a majority vote of the caretakers of the other floors.
This floor is currently empty.
i put in two because they were skipped by the previous poster.
Floor 100
On this floor is a basement. It is several hundred meters above ground level, however it is in solid rock, which can be found if you try tunneling out. The hatches from the other floors all lead here.
Post by: Liberonscien on March 07, 2016, 04:53:01 pm
Floor 101
This floor contains a class that teaches the basics to Floor management.
Post by: crazyabe on March 07, 2016, 04:59:59 pm
This Floor contains all the dropouts of the class on floor 101.
Post by: Gwolfski on March 07, 2016, 05:02:33 pm
Post by: crazyabe on March 07, 2016, 05:06:37 pm
This floor is upside down, but the inhabitants don't seem to have noticed... This may be do to them being considered a part of the Furniture.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 07, 2016, 07:01:06 pm
This floor... has this in it (flashing colors warning!):
https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/96018672
Post by: Sosoku234 on March 07, 2016, 07:33:50 pm
This floor has one resident and no furniture. The resident is a sad robot. He is sad because he cannot go to the other floors and he is lonely.
Post by: Bluexdog on March 07, 2016, 07:42:06 pm
This floor is home to a crazy magic cult also offices
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 07, 2016, 08:55:28 pm
This floor contains exact copys of all previous floors in the skyscraper, scaled, and with inhabitants, it is not known how this floor fits all of the others in it when it the same size as the others
the SCP foundation has tried to quarentine it, at the revolt of the sentient floors
Post by: piratejoe on March 08, 2016, 01:49:34 am
Post by: O.Wilde on March 08, 2016, 02:37:23 am
Post by: Gwolfski on March 08, 2016, 03:40:52 am
Post by: crazyabe on March 08, 2016, 06:59:08 am
this floor exists at the bottom of the sea. there is a hole in the floor leading to floor 111.
Post by: Gwolfski on March 08, 2016, 12:31:24 pm
Post by: helmacon on March 08, 2016, 12:34:58 pm
This floor is full of hatches!
Post by: crazyabe on March 08, 2016, 01:09:08 pm
This floor has 511 Rooms With Spatial dimensions of 1 * 1 * 5.
Post by: Sosoku234 on March 08, 2016, 04:18:18 pm
This floor houses a very large particle accelerator that is only capable of producing a stable element with an atomic number of 116 or more.
Post by: Liberonscien on March 08, 2016, 04:20:57 pm
This floor contains an anthromorphic version of the skyscraper.
Post by: Dorsidwarf on March 08, 2016, 07:57:05 pm
This floor contains a number of convenient services, such as shoe shops, greengrocers, haberdashers, and a store that looks suspiciously organic, labelled "bEst shoP verySaFe in shaky biro on a damp piece of cardboard at the entrance.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 08, 2016, 08:06:38 pm
This floor contains a computer that can only run this: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/100701595/#player (its quite funny actually, check it out!)
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 17, 2016, 11:32:50 am
On this floor is a party, all the partyers are from bay12 and are wearing paper hats with their username on them, I myself am wearing a racoon hat with a sign
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on March 17, 2016, 11:54:46 am
On this floor is a standard 11x11 stockpile.
Post by: Coolrune206 on March 17, 2016, 02:13:31 pm
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 17, 2016, 04:08:24 pm
This floor acts like a replicator, say the number of the floor you want out loud, and a exact copy of it is made, without people
Post by: crazyabe on March 17, 2016, 04:41:11 pm
This floor Permanently Doubles anything that enters it.
It is also the home of a Gnomish Bomb Defusal Squad.
Post by: Twinwolf on March 17, 2016, 05:11:47 pm
This floor is made of people.
These people are still alive. And they're actually quite content with this situation and chat with visitors to their floor.
Kinda creepy.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 17, 2016, 05:44:36 pm
Post by: Sosoku234 on March 18, 2016, 09:53:54 am
This floor is a pool of magma with a metal bridge/catwalk spanning it. The magma is contained by the walls, but the pool is huge.
Post by: Gwolfski on March 18, 2016, 10:12:57 am
Post by: piratejoe on March 18, 2016, 12:15:46 pm
Post by: kahn1234 on March 19, 2016, 08:54:38 pm
Floor 128 contains old hell,it contains many evil spirits and some oni,the new hell is also somewhere higher in the building.
I assume that is supposed to be Floor 129.
Floor 130 contains Master Chief doing jumping jacks, whilst being watched by two dozen female UNSC AIs, all tinted pink (unless they are already pink in which case they are a depper shade of pink). Cortana is also there.
This floor also contains a squad of 6 Unggoy forever running in a circle around a confused Elite/Sangheli.
Post by: Gwolfski on March 21, 2016, 06:11:06 pm
This is a janitors store. All of it.
Post by: Ardent Debater on March 22, 2016, 09:31:44 am
This Floor is home to a Wizard Guild, in recent years they've fallen on hard times financially and have started a Wizardly Construction Company. They really need the money.
Post by: Dorsidwarf on March 22, 2016, 09:35:25 am
Post by: birdy51 on March 22, 2016, 10:00:28 am
Floor 134 exists below Floor 1, but above Floor 2, bending space and time to do so. It contains 40 boxes of lightly used soiled handkerchiefs.
Post by: Gwolfski on March 22, 2016, 01:49:03 pm
This is the mansion of an old lady, who is somehow financing the tea and biscuits for the Wizards from floor 132
Post by: Sosoku234 on March 22, 2016, 09:52:20 pm
This floor contains an exact replica of itself. Which contains an exact replica of itself, etc. Ad infinitum.
Post by: piratejoe on March 22, 2016, 10:12:12 pm
This floor contains a massive mansion owned by what most assume is a little girl,though in reality this girl is the scarlet devil. The mansion contains a gate to get in which is guarded by a single devote guard,a massive library with a huge number of tomes and books staffed by two librarians who are also skilled in the art of magic. Many of the maids of the place look like young children but they are actually fairy's and the head maid is the only human in the mansion,it also has a basement but we don't talk about that...
Post by: Gwolfski on March 23, 2016, 04:42:46 am
Post by: Dorsidwarf on March 23, 2016, 05:45:20 am
Post by: Ardent Debater on March 23, 2016, 04:45:33 pm
The Floor is very soft and squishy overall, and there is a very pungent odor. Judging by the Tubes on the wall draining greenish liquid into a central drain, you'd say you stumbled on the Skyscraper's Sewage Plant! There are a few clinically depressed robots doing maintenance work and the Floor is in a very large dome shape.
Post by: Gwolfski on March 24, 2016, 06:40:57 pm
Edit: changed 140 to 141
Post by: Sosoku234 on March 26, 2016, 08:15:21 am
This floor is a giant agricultural farm. It produces cabbage the size of minivans, and other giant vegetables. It is tended by an army of gentle giants.
Post by: Gwolfski on March 26, 2016, 09:34:59 am
Floor 142 This contains all the dwarf fortress assets and mods and saved games and worlds and Toady's backup brain and dwarves.
Post by: crazyabe on March 27, 2016, 02:21:20 am
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on March 27, 2016, 04:18:15 am
Post by: Gwolfski on March 27, 2016, 04:20:31 am
Post by: Ardent Debater on March 27, 2016, 09:26:11 am
This Floor contains a Hospital dedicated to treating diabetes and sugar overdoses.
Post by: Gwolfski on March 27, 2016, 09:47:16 am
This contains an enormous sweet shop. It is constantly being sued by the hospital below
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on March 27, 2016, 10:10:25 am
Post by: Gwolfski on March 30, 2016, 10:06:36 am
This contains a shipping company. It provides cat food for floor 148 and sweet death for floor 146.
Post by: Starver on March 30, 2016, 10:40:58 am
There is a revolving restaurant on this floor. Its food is tasty, but cheap, the staff are friendly, drinks are free and the background music is tasteful to a wide range of people. And yet it is rarely visited.
Is it because it rotates too quickly? No. It's because it was not made to revolve horizontally...
Post by: Ardent Debater on March 30, 2016, 12:00:59 pm
This floor contains a lot of happy people, and a lot of mysterious smoke coming from the air-ducts...
Post by: Gwolfski on March 30, 2016, 12:02:34 pm
THis floor supplies laughing gas to the floor below
Post by: Ardent Debater on March 30, 2016, 12:04:41 pm
This floor has a lot of very confused dentists gesturing towards an empty box of Laughing Gas canisters.
Post by: Sanctume on March 30, 2016, 12:19:56 pm
This is the Temple of Brell. A rose gold statue of a male dwarf wielding a mace, with a shield and plate armor.
The floor is made of glumprong logs, the walls are made of smooth rutile stone blocks, and gem windows are made with rubies and lavender jades.
Everything has a hue of purple.
In the center of this floor in a rose gold armor stand with a squad of dwarves training and sparring.
Beyond a rose gold door is a barracks with a matching rose gold coffer, 10 rose gold cabinets, and 10 tunnel tube wooden beds.
Post by: Gwolfski on March 30, 2016, 05:30:40 pm
This floor is quite boring.
Post by: Bluexdog on March 30, 2016, 05:55:25 pm
This floor holds an exact replica of vault 101
Post by: Gwolfski on March 31, 2016, 02:31:15 pm
Post by: chaotic skies on March 31, 2016, 07:36:18 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on April 03, 2016, 08:31:18 am
This floor operates a secret exit for the floor below
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on April 03, 2016, 02:54:27 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on April 03, 2016, 03:01:32 pm
contains an alcohol treatment centre.... *hic*
Post by: crazyabe on April 03, 2016, 03:10:16 pm
this floor has exactly 162 sides and 81 rooms.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on April 03, 2016, 04:07:32 pm
floor 161floor 163
contains an alcohol treatment centre.... *hic*
This floor has a status sign, ran by moony, its current status is: GWOLF, UPDATE THE FACTORY
Post by: chaotic skies on April 03, 2016, 04:21:26 pm
This floor has doors to every floor above and below it. They appear when whoever needs them thinks about them.
Post by: piratejoe on April 03, 2016, 04:31:38 pm
This floor is home to the memorial for all the tankers who died in JANA's worst mach ever. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=156932.msg6912333#msg6912333)
Post by: Detoxicated on April 04, 2016, 05:11:51 am
This floor is a huge office and is home to anthropomorphic wolves dressed like business people. They all speak a language only they understand and are filing and typing things into computers typewriters and on papers. They seem to be friendly, unless you start messing with them or their work, in which they will begin to circle you in and finally eat you.
Post by: Dorsidwarf on April 04, 2016, 05:30:21 am
This floor has been boarded off after its serizure by a band of pirate accounts.
Post by: Gwolfski on April 04, 2016, 12:13:56 pm
This floor contains perfectly ordinary flats. Completely normal. Really. This is definitively NOT a secret society. None whatsoever.
Post by: Starver on April 04, 2016, 10:28:59 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on April 05, 2016, 11:48:18 am
Contains a branch of the Aperture Science's Computer Aided Enrichment Center.
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on April 05, 2016, 11:50:11 am
Contains an observation post overlooking the surrounding landscape.
Post by: Gwolfski on April 12, 2016, 04:43:03 pm
Contains a floor full of bumps
Post by: crazyabe on April 13, 2016, 08:13:48 am
Contains a floor full of Donald Trumps.
Post by: Gwolfski on April 13, 2016, 01:20:22 pm
Contains Mexicans. The Mexicans are paying for a wall to separate Donald Trumps from them
Post by: Gwolfski on April 15, 2016, 02:09:15 am
This floor is calling attention to itself.
Post by: crazyabe on April 15, 2016, 04:45:34 pm
This Floor is Filled With Badly Decorated Rooms, Currently it has 700 rooms that look like Someone Decorated them during a Acid Trip, 300 Rooms where NOTHING matches anything Else, and Over 9000 Rooms that Have No Decorations, Invest Now While Space Lasts!
Post by: Gwolfski on April 15, 2016, 04:48:55 pm
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on April 18, 2016, 09:22:58 am
Post by: Gwolfski on April 18, 2016, 11:44:10 am
A floor of beer-bellied lawyers. They work for floor 176. For some reason or treason.
Post by: crazyabe on April 18, 2016, 08:39:06 pm
This floor Contains a graveyard, you Shouldn't ask about the Residents though...
Post by: Gwolfski on April 19, 2016, 12:56:36 am
This contains a meat factory. Don't ask.
Post by: piratejoe on April 19, 2016, 01:49:32 am
This floor contains a cannibalistic butcher that owns the meat factory below,the room and butcher look exactly like the one on floor 49
Post by: crazyabe on April 19, 2016, 07:35:05 pm
This Floor is Basicly a Green house which Contains Over 9001 Species of Meat eating Plant.
Post by: Bluexdog on April 19, 2016, 07:37:05 pm
Post by: Atian the Elephantman God on April 19, 2016, 09:07:51 pm
Elephantmen are discussing about world domination.
Post by: Gwolfski on April 20, 2016, 01:04:43 am
This floor is.... not a floor. It's a door!
Post by: chaotic skies on May 09, 2016, 11:42:43 pm
This floor is the other side of the door below it. Inside is a 7-dimensional portal that opens to everywhere above and below it, simutaneously.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 10, 2016, 02:27:01 am
the physics on this floor are wrecked
Post by: chaotic skies on May 10, 2016, 05:01:06 pm
This floor has no physics, and instead physics-breaking jetpacks must be used to navigate it. It's also a smaller version of the entire tower up to this point, including this floor, so that if you could look at something that small, you would see a replica of the tower at the sub-atomic level. Also, everything is flashing and changing colors, as if you're in a drug trip.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 12, 2016, 02:40:24 am
this floor is a medical drug empire.
Post by: helmacon on May 12, 2016, 02:49:42 am
This floor is one massive rehab center.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 12, 2016, 10:05:20 am
This floor contains backup bay12 files.
Post by: Starver on May 12, 2016, 01:01:21 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on May 12, 2016, 04:48:20 pm
This is a zoo of fluffy wamblers
Post by: chaotic skies on May 20, 2016, 06:37:04 pm
This is a cemetary, for all the Bronze Collosi killed by adventurers throwing the fluffy warblers of the previous floor.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 21, 2016, 04:33:58 am
This floor extracts bronze. Don't ask.
Post by: chaotic skies on May 23, 2016, 02:05:15 am
This floor reminds you not to ask about floor 195. In the corner, there is someone in a large overcoat who appears to be wearing a tin foil hat. He is obviously a conspiracy theorist. His name is Giorgio.
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on May 24, 2016, 11:49:31 am
This floor is fairly normal, except for a doorway leading to a plank sticking out into the air. There is a dimensional anomaly a couple of storeys below, leading to a swirling sea full of snapping sharks.
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 24, 2016, 12:00:20 pm
This floor is completely empty, except for a man wearing a frog costume, who keeps making incredibly loud yelling noises at anyone on the floor. The elevator stops here, the only way further up is the stairs.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 24, 2016, 12:16:04 pm
The stair escalator starts here. The main controls for the lift are also here.
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 24, 2016, 12:16:58 pm
This floor is filled with incredibly bright neon signs, all congratulating you you made it to floor number 200
Post by: Gwolfski on May 24, 2016, 12:17:49 pm
This contains a strobe-victim hospital.
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 24, 2016, 12:20:08 pm
Regular office cubicles all the way through, with regular office people working regular office jobs. Smells faintly of air freshener and airconditioning.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 24, 2016, 12:23:36 pm
This floor wishes it was a prime number.
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 24, 2016, 12:26:50 pm
Home to a benevolent technological singularity
Post by: chaotic skies on May 24, 2016, 12:43:05 pm
The Department of Technological Singularity Control has a headquarters here
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 24, 2016, 12:56:01 pm
Appartments for the Bay12 Transhumanist Movement
Post by: chaotic skies on May 24, 2016, 12:59:52 pm
Research labs for the Bay12 Tanshumanist Movement
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 24, 2016, 01:22:24 pm
UFO Hangar for the Bay12 Transhumanist Movement
Post by: chaotic skies on May 24, 2016, 01:37:40 pm
Warehouses and alien containment for the Bay12 Transhumanist Movement
Spoiler: Random thoughts (click to show/hide)
Post by: Gwolfski on May 24, 2016, 02:26:57 pm
RTD-thinking-about centre
Post by: chaotic skies on May 24, 2016, 02:47:19 pm
This floor is dedicated to petitioning the previous floor to fix it's number.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 24, 2016, 03:32:05 pm
This floor is dedicated to petitioning against floor 210.
Post by: chaotic skies on May 24, 2016, 03:39:50 pm
This floor is dedicated to counter-petitioning; the owners decided they didn't need 50 floors of petitioning
Post by: Gwolfski on May 24, 2016, 04:43:46 pm
A floor dedicated to counter-counter-petitioning against floors 212 and 210
Post by: chaotic skies on May 24, 2016, 04:55:17 pm
This floor is dedicated to not petitioning. Ever. For anything. Instead, we burn people at the stake. It's quite effective.
Post by: Starver on May 24, 2016, 06:53:14 pm
Post by: Bluexdog on May 24, 2016, 07:08:50 pm
Post by: Jayjake9 on May 24, 2016, 07:14:53 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: chaotic skies on May 24, 2016, 08:28:23 pm
This floor is here to provide therapy after seeing the previous floor. We also sell rides through floor 216.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 25, 2016, 02:06:41 am
This floor contains a fire department to help the victims from floor 214.
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on May 25, 2016, 02:19:17 am
This floor contains a Comissar to help take care of the scum leaving Floor 219 treated.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 25, 2016, 02:31:28 am
This has a direct link to 219, in case someone doesn't want to meet the Commissar...
Post by: Jayjake9 on May 25, 2016, 06:25:56 am
Post by: chaotic skies on May 25, 2016, 10:11:21 am
The entire Valve company assets are stored here. Every building, every server. Everything.
Post by: Jayjake9 on May 25, 2016, 01:38:23 pm
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 25, 2016, 02:07:15 pm
Just spiders
Post by: Gwolfski on May 25, 2016, 03:51:39 pm
A house pest cleaning service
Post by: chaotic skies on May 25, 2016, 03:54:43 pm
Sells and fixes vacuums, both for the previous floor and as an actual business.
Post by: Nakéen on May 25, 2016, 04:06:05 pm
Manufactures vacuums, both for the previous floor and other clients.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 25, 2016, 04:16:14 pm
''Acquires'' materials for floor 227 and sells them.
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 25, 2016, 04:52:32 pm
The guild of Memetic Magic headquarters is located here
Post by: chaotic skies on May 25, 2016, 04:56:02 pm
This floor contains any infrastructure the previous floor's residents might need. It also has a portal to the first floor, in case anyone needs to get up here quickly.
Post by: crazyabe on May 25, 2016, 05:18:57 pm
this forgotten floor contains the lost alpha versions of every third game that was to be made by valve.
Post by: chaotic skies on May 25, 2016, 05:51:47 pm
This floor makes a business out of selling the alpha versions from the previous floor.
Post by: Jayjake9 on May 25, 2016, 07:13:48 pm
Floor 232
This floor makes a business out of selling the alpha versions from the previous floor.
Floor 233: Steals alpha versions from the previous floor and sells them for profit.
Post by: Nakéen on May 25, 2016, 07:25:01 pm
Post by: chaotic skies on May 25, 2016, 09:21:13 pm
Pirates mods, alphas and betas from the previous floors and sells them for dirt cheap. Turns a huge profit.
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on May 26, 2016, 12:55:56 am
Pirates pirates from the previous floor for the booming sky pirate business. Also houses airship dock for said sky pirates.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 26, 2016, 01:59:36 am
Floor 237
This is an airship factory. It builds airships, mainly for the floor below.
Post by: Jayjake9 on May 26, 2016, 06:32:35 am
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on May 26, 2016, 06:34:23 am
A court is located here, mainly to settle disputes from and between the two factories below, and to handle insurance for the sky pirating.
Post by: Ama on May 26, 2016, 08:19:25 am
An apartment room filled with angry porcupine wizards.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 26, 2016, 08:49:57 am
A stress relief centre.
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on May 26, 2016, 10:04:27 am
An emergency first aid station
Post by: Gwolfski on May 26, 2016, 11:23:31 am
This floor is here for logic purposes. It doesn't exist in this universe plane.
Post by: chaotic skies on May 26, 2016, 11:46:02 am
This floor is forcing the previous floor to exist in this universe plane through magic, technology, and minor amounts of mass genocide. Don't ask.
Post by: Nakéen on May 26, 2016, 11:50:24 am
A floor filled with water, sustaining various forms of sea-based living beings.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 26, 2016, 04:40:22 pm
As a result of floor 234's activity, this floor doesn't materialize instead.
Post by: Starver on May 26, 2016, 06:08:01 pm
One of the floors famously hosts and provides accomodation for eclesiastical conferences, the other features a number of high-class brothels and trouser-shops.
There is a branch of a Farce Writers' Collective on both versions of the floor, who run workshops for aspiring members1.
1 *fnar fnar*
Post by: chaotic skies on May 26, 2016, 10:38:39 pm
This floor is flickering through various different states. It may be it's own quantum mechanics, or the previous floors may have infected it. There's no telling at this point.
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on May 26, 2016, 11:37:42 pm
This floor is a perfectly ordinary floor of apartment flats, all with perfectly ordinary occupants.
Post by: Nakéen on May 27, 2016, 12:34:05 am
There is nothing bar letters on the floor reading :
"Ceci n'est pas un étage."
Post by: Starver on May 27, 2016, 12:40:41 am
Post by: Gwolfski on May 27, 2016, 01:01:24 am
This floor is made from orphan piranha souls.
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on May 27, 2016, 01:08:07 am
This floor houses a piranha breeding facility, to provide raw material for the maintenance of the floor below
Post by: Nakéen on May 27, 2016, 01:29:14 am
There is nothing else on this floor but a huge poster of Dio Brando.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 27, 2016, 02:19:53 am
This floor is made of living fire, at a comfy 30 degrees Celsius. In the centre is an unmelting ice castle. Go figure.
Post by: Nakéen on May 27, 2016, 02:23:46 am
A hot bath complex heated by the floor below. Steamy and comfy.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 27, 2016, 02:26:20 am
Post by: crazyabe on May 27, 2016, 03:46:59 am
This floor was exactly the same as floor 247, but recently was some how stolen, which prompted floor 247 to get a security system.
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on May 27, 2016, 07:56:34 am
This floor was previously under construction, then some enterprising workers started a rope-lift service from Floor 247 after Floor 248 got stolen.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 27, 2016, 10:21:32 am
A company.
Anyone who works here gets a quarter of a big one every quarter.
Post by: chaotic skies on May 27, 2016, 11:06:34 am
This floor holds a worker's Union for the previous floor. It is quite small.
Post by: piratejoe on June 03, 2016, 07:08:02 pm
Floor 252 is contains the sanzu river where all the dead's souls end up to be taken across by a shinigami to be judged in hell. most of the shinigami with the job to take souls across are usually a bit lazy and do it on there own time. The shinigami look a lot like humans and are often mistaken as one, even though they all have a large scythe.
Post by: Nakéen on June 03, 2016, 07:17:49 pm
A scythe market obviously.
Post by: piratejoe on June 03, 2016, 08:05:25 pm
Floor 254 is hell, not to be confused with the old hell about a hundred floors below. There is a large building souls go to where they are judged by a yama to go to heaven, the nether to be reincarnated, hell, or worst of all have there soul repurposed. If your soul is repurposed its being destroyed for the components to make new souls, so basically cession of existence. The nether and heaven are on higher floors.
One of the high yama occasionally goes around and lectures people on the (exaggerated) horrors of hell and what they should be doing to be a better person, they actually care about people even if there lectures are annoying.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on June 03, 2016, 08:58:06 pm
This floor contains a giant relay based computer with 4 large stacks of program punch cards, the instructuons on them are writen off to the side. the computer is from a potential alternate universe where it is bult in the bay12 fortress. It is currently simulating a turing machine... very very slowly.
Post by: crazyabe on June 03, 2016, 09:18:02 pm
this floor contains a single quantum super computer dedicated to a single game of dwarf fortress run by a sentiant AI, the fortress which it is developing is slowly being made to run dwarf fortress in Dwarf fortress.
Post by: chaotic skies on June 03, 2016, 10:52:27 pm
This entire floor is dedicated to observing and researching the previous two floors.
Post by: Gwolfski on June 04, 2016, 02:10:02 am
This floor watches the previous 5 with amusement.
Post by: piratejoe on June 04, 2016, 02:55:00 am
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y̵͓̖̝͑̏͜͞o̧̯̞̤̠̲̱͇ͯ͊̀u̶̡͔̙͌͗̽̽̐̊ ̱͍̭̘͇̥̤́ͦ͛͌̓ͭͭ̿̀͟ͅe͔̳̱̻̼ͫ͌ͨͫ̄̉ͤ͒̽͢n̴ͦ̈ͫ͊ͮ̓͑͌͛͘҉̬̻t̢̠̖͚̺̃̍̐ͤe̫͔̯̐͛ͩ̅́̀͞r̛͕̝̰̫̯̹͍͔̎̿̈̈́̽̓͟͡ ̶̧̻͔̤̋ͦy̫͍̥̝̟̣̰̫̤̆̌͟͞o̴̥̯̩̟͔͔ͩ̋͂͊̌̆û̬͍͎̰ͫ̋ͣ ̹͓̜̖̞̹͕̽w̢̧̙̺̖͙̜̩ͬ́i̵̴̶̲͇̝͇̗̰̍̇̍̅ͦl̸̝̪̻̬͈͔̙̪ͩ̽̏̓ͨ̾ͤ̋ͣl̞̺̅ ̸̪̳̼̻̱͓͉ͧ̓́͆̂̂̍͝s̶̛̭̹̻ͬ͐ͪ̆ͯ̎ͦuͨ̾͋̍ͣͣ͏͉r͚̲͖̺͈̊̊̐̏͟͞e̴̘͇̱̤͕̖̓̒̀̓ͣl̷̙̪̲̘̪͍̒̈̊̂ͦ́y̧̱̳̫̻̼̩̥̽ͯ̂̆́ͣ̓̆̎ ̨̪̦̬̝̗̥̮̳̒d̵̥̞̝̰̺̫͇̉̀͞ỉ̛͕̭͍̻̜ͫ̇̿̋̐̕ḛ̰͔͈̙̣͇͉ͯ̃̌̋̉͒̏,͈̗̖͉̱ͯͧ̅̇ͮ͌ͅ ̷̨̟͕͕̞̠͇̪̍͂̉̍ḛ̴̓̑͛̏̀ͥ͆̄̀e̫̲̻̬̗̘̳̯̿ͩ̌̈́̏͐ŗ̼̭̰̭̈́ͤͨ͂́͝i̴͓͎͙̩̥͇̝ͦ͊ͩ̇͛e̒̀ͥ̽̄̐̀̈͜҉̡̣̘̩̣ ͎̤̜̗̟̿̏ͧ͡s̢̖̣̗̈́̈ͧͨ͑̍͢͠ó͓͕̝̜̪̠͛ͤͮ̂͐̽ͤu̵̅̏̕҉̮̙̲͖̬̺͇͕̺ņ͙̺̥͕̤̥̦̺͚̋ͥ̋̾ͨ̅̓̚ḍ̣͈̯͉̝͉ͭ̃̇͜͝ͅş̸̺̯̪̮̘͎ͬ̓ ̬̼̭̦̞̠̮͎͋ͩ̏a̺̽ͦ̓ͧ͌̌ͥṋ̜͖͈͍̼̰͕̥̈́̎d̡̧͈̦͚̮̭̠̦̭̐ͧͧ̐̏ͭͭ̕ ̶̩̥͙̬ͨͦ͌͂͝m̬̱͍͇͖̞͗̈́ͮͫ̽͛ͯu̯̣̼͖̫̪ͫ͐̅̌́͝ṣ̷̛̞̦̘̳̋̊ͩ́iͦ҉͇̰͈ͅĉ͖͖͔̼̺̺̘͙̿͗́́ ̪̖̙̖̞͎̱̲̤ͥ̅̚ǐ̷̜̘̫͈̱̰̺̱́̓̉ͨs̵̡̱̱͔̹͍̄̃ͫͬ ̜̤͉̯̆̉͡ͅͅh̥͖͓̼̣̘̯ͩͩ̄͐̀ě̯̲̯͍̙̝͎̯̂̋͋͆͐͒͋͡ͅă̇ͫ҉̤̣̗̫̳̦̣͓r̯̭͖̟̿͋ͧ̊͐͑̂͟d̼̲̰ͤ͂͑ͣ̊ͣ̈̃̀͡͝ͅ ̶̛̦̜̠̔͐̓͑ͬ̓̓į̵͕̪̝̳̃͠n̶̰̲̲̠̓̌̇ͩs̴̗͙̘̱̘͋͛̇̌̔ï̛̟̗͖̩̳̭̥̭̅ḍ͔͙̟ͩ̂͊e̵̢͖̱̼̝ͣ͐ͧͭ̿ ̶͚̭̱̩͔̩̋ͨ͋ͩͪ̕͡a̷̶̘̯̝͐̋̌n̢̛͇͎̖̱̭͈͍͎ͮ͊ͫ̀͜d̴̫̞̯̦̥̠̩̦̃ͭ̿̌̓ ͭ͋͋͗̉͒͆ͬ͏̛͎͔̪̖̞͢ͅs̶̡̬͓̳̮͎͕̠̗̼ͯͪḩ̪̩̞̹̯ͤ̋̉̂́ͦ̎̚o̭̩̳̰̤ͫ̐̀͑̾u̡̙͎̠̜̠͕ͭ͐̒ͣ́ͅl̐̿̐̽́͌͜҉̨͖̤͙̻͈̯͈d̶͍̿̋ͫ̽ͣ͗͊̽͘ ̡̡͉̠̞̤̳̮̝̀̑ͯͣ̉͂͛͌y̺͚͚̬̝͎̌ͬo̢̯̽͗̍̒͂̓͛̐ȗ̂͑̽҉͇̻ͅ ́͒̐̑̈̓̅̃͏̖̬͍̜̤͕̖̱n̛͍̗̜͚̈́ͫͫ̋̒ͭ͆̚̕o̧͖͉̩̞̭̟̟ͨͥ̔ͅt̴͓̣̔̂̓̇ͯͧ̊̚ ̵̤̂̋́ͨ͘͠ļ̝̰̞̪̭̼̙̈́̽̇́͘ę͕͙̳̠̦̓͆̒̅ͪͬ̒̇̃͞a̡̛͒̆͊̐͑̒ͦͥ͑҉̻̹̯̙͕͉̪̮v̨͉̬͙̌̀ͤ́͝e͍̳̺͇̲̻̥͋ͭ̃͢ͅ ̶͈̮̘̰̔ͤͪͥ͊ͧ̈͘͞i͈̮͇̰̔̅̍ͮ̎̇mͧ̈́̓͐̄̔̋͠͏͎͉͇̭̜ͅm̴̧̹̮͔̳͓̻̹ͨ͑̋̂͘ͅeͥ͋̐ͥ̌̂͛͆͢͏҉͍d̷̺̭̠̤̦ͥ̓ͭi̬̖ͬ͜a̡̼̱̲͔̫̗̦̞͛͐͌̋̉͡t̥̻̔́́e̛̗͎͉̼̮ͬ͐̒̏ͤl̵̜̜̙̇̇͒̌͆́̚͝y̛͖̺ͥͦͭ̆̈́ͦ̕,̞̦̝̱̒̍̈ͪ͋̌ ̘̫͉͛̄̋̔̎h̝̝ͤ͗͑̄̾ͨ̚eͥ̿͆͑̀̆̑̚͏̯̠͡͠ ͇͎̮̖̣̥̳ͦͥ͊č̵̡̦̤̪̘̿̽̔̕o̡̧͔͇ͭ̿m̂ͦ̔̅҉̲̻̹̳ẻ̶̢͚̠͔̼͚̝̑̈́̋ͅs̷̨̲̤̮̑ͭ̈́̄͋̓̐̋ͥ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy_AQEogQdU).͓̜͙͉̤͐̃͒͊̑ͩͤ͘
Post by: Gwolfski on June 04, 2016, 03:45:39 am
Dedicated to translating floor below. (How do you do this, btw?)
Post by: Starver on July 20, 2016, 06:20:13 pm
It has a very real and very potent version of the Bermuda Triangle, within it, capable of extraordinarily supernatural disappearances of any man and/or machine that strays within it.
Unfortunately, it is too small for even a single swimming man to entirely fit in it, and fish of any size are totally immune, so its immense power to warp reality continues to go unused.
Post by: Dorsidwarf on July 20, 2016, 06:30:58 pm
Post by: chaotic skies on July 20, 2016, 10:06:37 pm
Post by: Bluexdog on July 21, 2016, 10:22:52 am
Post by: HugeNerdAndProudOfIt on August 04, 2016, 06:09:52 pm
this floor is the yellow sign
Post by: Bluexdog on August 04, 2016, 06:20:48 pm
Post by: chaotic skies on August 14, 2016, 06:32:04 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on August 14, 2016, 06:52:41 pm
Post by: chaotic skies on August 14, 2016, 10:52:22 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on August 15, 2016, 02:54:24 am
This floor is home to an infant magician
Post by: chaotic skies on August 15, 2016, 02:59:42 am
This floor was doing something, it swears. It's just...uh...taking a break, yeah. That's right. Taking a break...
Post by: Gwolfski on August 15, 2016, 03:01:01 am
This floor is leisure centre, for those needing a break or a brake
Post by: chaotic skies on August 15, 2016, 03:54:41 am
This floor replaces car brakes. Doesn't change oil or anything else; just brakes.
Post by: Gwolfski on August 15, 2016, 04:05:45 am
This floor encodes data from binary into hex.
Post by: Gwolfski on August 31, 2016, 04:26:46 pm
This floor has a lot of bumps in it.
Post by: crazyabe on August 31, 2016, 09:56:19 pm
Post by: chaotic skies on August 31, 2016, 10:11:13 pm
Post by: Starver on August 31, 2016, 10:39:06 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on September 01, 2016, 01:26:06 am
This floor houses a detective agency that is investigating the floor below.
Post by: birdy51 on September 01, 2016, 07:58:03 am
Post by: Detoxicated on September 01, 2016, 11:14:36 am
This floor holds a kitchen and the ingredients for pancakes
Post by: Gwolfski on September 01, 2016, 11:20:27 am
Post by: birdy51 on September 02, 2016, 07:58:24 am
Post by: Gwolfski on September 03, 2016, 02:54:56 am
This floor houses an industrial flour mill.
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on September 11, 2016, 12:57:16 am
This floor houses a lighter testing facility
Post by: Gwolfski on September 11, 2016, 06:42:05 am
This floor contains a fire service department, for the floor below.
Post by: kahn1234 on September 11, 2016, 07:22:47 am
This floor contains a sign in front of the doorway saying DANGER: DARKNESS.
For the room is dark and full of Grue.
Post by: Maegil on September 11, 2016, 07:40:18 am
This floor has a garden with a stone bench. The stone bench is guarded by two dead soldiers' skeletons in Napoleonic age-type uniforms, who were told to stand guard until relieved, and got forgotten.
Post by: Gwolfski on September 11, 2016, 12:13:00 pm
This floor is overgrown with grass.
Post by: Maegil on September 11, 2016, 12:25:04 pm
This floor is a void and not so much black as the colour of the universe's heat death.
It does contain a disembodied eye, which will gladly engage in deep existentialist discussions with anyone who cares to talk to it.
Post by: Starver on September 11, 2016, 02:22:29 pm
Not pink, but pinks. How do they get so many different pinks, from bubblegum to sunset to flamingo to salmon to..? You get the idea. Somehow, they've managed to get them to clash where they should blend, and blend where they should clash.
This guy (http://doom.wikia.com/wiki/Pinky) is there to chat with. He doesn't know much of intetest to anyone, however, and what he does know is wrong. But he is utterly without malice and quite convivial, for all that.
Post by: Maegil on September 11, 2016, 02:49:55 pm
This floor opens to a childishly cartoon world heavily evocative of something from The Beatles (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_64MBkiEIw), but flashing even more violently in all neon colours. Anyone exposed to it has an insta-epileptic attack and extreme hallucinations. People in the elevator tend to survive, but the stairway is full of corpses.
Post by: Gwolfski on September 24, 2016, 05:59:05 am
This floor contains abandoned apartments. Near the lift is a box of air fresheners. It says "Take
Post by: Maegil on September 24, 2016, 07:00:57 am
Sentient cockroaches overran this floor, broke down the walls, and built a replica of Metropolis. Not of just any metropolis, but of Fritz Lang's actual Metropolis Metropolis, on a 1:200 scale, including aerial traffic.
Post by: Gwolfski on September 24, 2016, 04:36:14 pm
This floor was home to an insect repellent factory. However, the repellent didn't work on the floor below, and stuff happened. Bad stuff.
Post by: Maegil on September 24, 2016, 05:33:52 pm
This floor is home of robot-roaches who escaped floor 294, and founded their own high-tech replicant society on a 1:200 scale model of Ridley Scott's Blade Runner Los Angeles (including air traffic).
Since the organic sentient cockroaches who live two floors below can't easily get trough the repellent factory, they feel that their city is a model of safety, wealth and productivity, being however unaware that their ruling class are actually aliens in disguise manipulating the entire society by subliminal messages in the mass media...
Post by: Gwolfski on September 24, 2016, 05:36:54 pm
This floor used to be a doll house and accessories factory. It is now run by stag beetles, who sell stuff to the cockroaches. Money Money Money.
Post by: Maegil on September 24, 2016, 05:44:52 pm
This floor is a bank run by squirrels. Their bookkeeping is disgraceful, and they often find themselves taking out the red ink pots; however every spring they end up receiving dividends from investments they can't remember having made.
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on September 25, 2016, 01:49:21 pm
This floor is a gargantuan slave market
Post by: Maegil on September 25, 2016, 01:55:20 pm
The contents of this floor are unknown, as a bunch of unfriendly beefed-up guys with spears and shields and dressed in nothing but a red cloak are barring the way.
Post by: impcamper on September 26, 2016, 08:00:26 am
Their is only a stairway to floor 300 here. When you try to go down the stairway, you will find that you can never reach floor 300, and whatever is in floor 300 is always just out of view.
Post by: Imic on September 26, 2016, 08:57:11 am
A portal to a fantasy universe of some form, as well as a fire ant colony.
Post by: Imic on September 27, 2016, 11:09:26 am
Post by: Starver on September 27, 2016, 11:54:09 am
Luckily, 304 was mostly empty, and the elevator system has had a Redirect 303 code applied to it, and thus now considers 304 as effectively Unchanged.
(OOC: Let it happen naturally. Or double-post with a contentful bump for the next floor if you really must, I suggest. This thread has been much more than a day's-worth unchanged before, to be ressurrected again, and it will doubtless do so again...)
Post by: Imic on September 27, 2016, 11:57:50 am
Contains an anvil factory as well as the roof of floor 304, since it had to go somewhere.
((K'))
Post by: Maegil on September 27, 2016, 12:12:11 pm
This floor contains a French company's automotive assembly line. It is unclear where is their assembled cars' parking lot or how exactly do they take them away, but parachutes are suspected.
Post by: Gwolfski on September 27, 2016, 04:41:24 pm
This floor contains a textile mill. It might make parachutes.
Post by: crazyabe on September 27, 2016, 07:37:03 pm
This floor is full of sheep, who's wool is possibly used on the floor below.
Post by: Imic on September 28, 2016, 12:49:34 am
This floor is an animal feed factory, which may or may not be used on the floor below...
Post by: AoshimaMichio on September 28, 2016, 04:15:55 am
Entrance is blocked. Radiation and biohazard warnings tell you to turn and go away.
Post by: impcamper on September 28, 2016, 08:03:44 am
Atreyu is in this floor. She(?) is literally all that is in this floor.
Post by: Imic on September 28, 2016, 08:12:53 am
For unknown reasons, this contains the next 17 floors, all compressed into one. It smells odd.
Post by: Maegil on September 28, 2016, 08:36:04 am
A space field generator created a reality distortion on this floor, which leaked between the floor boards. Something wonky happened below, and the scientists working here seem to have disappeared.
Post by: impcamper on September 28, 2016, 08:40:50 am
There is a bunch of people from various professions here. They are working on separating floor 112 from floor 112.
Post by: Imic on September 28, 2016, 08:59:29 am
A portal to 112 and 112.
floor 112
this floor exists at the bottom of the sea. there is a hole in the floor leading to floor 111.
It is full of water.
Post by: chaotic skies on September 28, 2016, 10:34:44 pm
This floor has a list of all the sigtext of all the people on Bay12, in case someone loses their sigtext. It has a few regulars...
Post by: Nakéen on September 30, 2016, 04:05:06 am
Because of some loop-inducing referencing sigtexts, another floor had to be created to list them all.
There is a sign with "Is it enough ?" written on it.
Post by: Maegil on September 30, 2016, 07:54:31 am
This floor has an uniformed doorman and a bronze sign in copperplate font:
The Codgers' Club
Members only
Members only
Post by: Imic on September 30, 2016, 08:42:51 am
This floor [REDACTED], and as a result a lot of men are in black suits telling people to move along. There is a humaniod corpse in one corner, which is essentially a human except for it's pointy ears. The [REDACTED] was here on a mission from the planet [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] and as a result [REDACTED].
Please move along.
Post by: Maegil on October 01, 2016, 10:03:50 am
This floor contains an oriental spa. Teenagers with all hues of hair come in mixed groups, filling the air with pheromones and death threats.
Post by: Starver on October 01, 2016, 04:33:58 pm
There is a dusty bin here.
Post by: Gwolfski on October 01, 2016, 04:42:11 pm
This floor contains a lot of jelly, of all and every kind.
Post by: crazyabe on October 01, 2016, 06:57:39 pm
This foor contains a very messy dungeon which has never seen the light of day, it probably wouldn't be so bad if the cleaning slimes had not Migrated to the floor below.
Post by: Gwolfski on October 01, 2016, 08:39:41 pm
This floor contains an extension for the dungeon below. Every hero entering must pay 20 $ at the entrance. It is called the Dungeon of Liquid Cheese (DLC for short)
Post by: Gwolfski on October 12, 2016, 04:17:50 am
This floor contains a police box. It is bright green and blue at the same time.
Post by: Maegil on October 12, 2016, 05:20:30 am
This floor opens to a tropical jungle... no, it's just an overgrown greenhouse; maybe the owner can be found inside.
Post by: impcamper on October 14, 2016, 07:59:39 am
It looks like a normal apartment.
Post by: Maegil on October 14, 2016, 08:27:38 am
Floor 328
This floor is a military installation of some kind. Many of the uniformed visitors carry briefcases chained to their wrists; they are identified and vetted at the entrance, and warned that they may not take photos.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on November 01, 2016, 11:30:03 pm
This floor contains a necromancer. he likes to revive threads more than corpses
Post by: Gwolfski on November 02, 2016, 06:14:29 am
This floor contains an epic brewery. It makes vodka.
Post by: Maegil on November 02, 2016, 06:22:00 am
This is the distillery's mixing room, They cut the vodka with sugar, lime and water and bottle it as "Caipirovska".
Post by: Imic on November 02, 2016, 06:27:10 am
Contains a bar specially designed for people drinking caipirovska
Post by: Maegil on November 02, 2016, 06:35:35 am
Here is an infirmary for people who mistook the caipirovska for lemonade and went into alcoholic coma. It's also frequented by those whose head asploded after getting caught in a floor numbering paradox.
Post by: Imic on November 02, 2016, 06:50:03 am
A secret military base which puts spy nanobots into the medicine of the infirmary below.
Post by: Maegil on November 02, 2016, 07:34:39 am
A high-tech sweatshop (despite the necessary plant A/C) where the nanobots are made by the lowest bidder, on which nano-engineering students from capitalistic nations where education is not free slave away to pay their massive education loans.
Post by: Failbird105 on November 02, 2016, 08:46:16 am
Contains a restaurant from a well known fast food chain known as Burgrr Inc.. All food and drinks sold here are entirely made of meat, despite having the appearance, texture, and taste of whatever they're supposed to be. Occasionally they will hire interns from outside, sadly, these interns never return, on a lighter note, the day afterwards is always sloppy joe day!
There are rumors that this floor buys meat from the human meat factories earlier on in the tower, but as has been clearly stated by the establishments manager, a miss "BBQ Girll" the meat used is not human meat, rather it is made from "grey zoners." Whatever those are.
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 02, 2016, 09:05:07 am
A drone hanger which runs a drone based delivery system to ensure that you can always enjoy a Sloppy Joe that is hot and fresh no matter where you are in the city... as if we cooked it in front of you!
Post by: Failbird105 on November 02, 2016, 09:21:54 am
The complaints desk and BBQ Girlls office. Usually taking complaints from those who's friends dissapeared after visiting a Burgrr establishment. Sometimes you get invited directly into her office so she can address your complaints directly. People she does this with also have a tendency to not be seen again.
Post by: Maegil on November 02, 2016, 09:29:49 am
A knacker and a factory that makes "vegetable" margarine, "glycerine" soap, "organic" fertilizer, and other suchlike products.
Post by: Starver on November 02, 2016, 09:52:55 am
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 02, 2016, 10:47:57 am
A barber shop that makes full use of the "organic glycerine" shampoos and "waxy" shaving creams coming up from Floor 339. Has a drop chute to floor 336 for "easy access to snacks".
If you lose a family member in floor 339 we send you to floor 338 to "look for them".
Signage to tell you where to go is lovingly crafted in Floor 340.
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 02, 2016, 11:13:24 am
A life-like and disturbingly grotesque "body-art" exhibit. A mad curator does picnic tours with takeaways from the grill in Floor 336. The art display adds new levels of depth to the food. And the food adds new levels of depth to the art.
Signage in the exhibition area is also lovingly crafted in Floor 340.
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 02, 2016, 11:17:18 am
An art school - that specializes in meat sculpting. Promising students have their works on display in Floor 342. Mediocres graduate to work in the grill at Floor 336. It is rumored that the raw material also comes from Floor 336, but also has a supply chain spanning through the barber shop and other *alleged* human meat factories.
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 02, 2016, 11:20:31 am
A music shop that makes woodwind instruments from "ivory".
Floor 345
A chamber music studio that hosts performances using music from "ivory" woodwind instruments.
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 02, 2016, 11:25:55 am
A "modelling agency" that recruits models for "body art" for display in floor 342. Only the finest specimens are accepted. It is advertised as the opportunity of a lifetime to preserve your beauty forever.
Floor 347
A formaldehyde production factory.
Floor 348
A secret science lab for students of the 21st Century to drug and cut up frogs, away from the meddling of animal rights legislators.
Post by: Maegil on November 02, 2016, 11:34:02 am
A grumpy hall monitor tells people to stop running in multiple posts.
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 02, 2016, 11:38:18 am
A conspiracy of students who escaped the clutches of detention, trapped in a timeloop on their floor where they burn down classrooms filled with screaming school teachers (and non-detention do-gooders), over and over again for eternity.
There is a viewing screen by the elevator for outsiders to watch.
Post by: Maegil on November 02, 2016, 11:49:00 am
The floor is dark except for a rectangular light source far away. Approaching it reveals to be a deeply hermitic hikikomori troll hacker and his LCD screen. He throws empty pizza boxes and PET bottles, screaming at you to go away.
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 02, 2016, 11:57:36 am
A family of brain damaged trolls live here. Every
Post by: Gwolfski on November 03, 2016, 05:00:17 pm
This floor lost the 3
Post by: Starver on November 03, 2016, 05:01:39 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on November 03, 2016, 05:05:22 pm
This floor is quite keen on the two floors below to fix their numbering issue.
Post by: Maegil on November 03, 2016, 05:26:41 pm
The dweller of this floor is the psychiatrist treating the floor 354 neighbour's OCD.
Post by: Bluexdog on November 03, 2016, 05:27:40 pm
Post by: Failbird105 on November 03, 2016, 05:52:51 pm
Post by: Bluexdog on November 03, 2016, 06:09:30 pm
Post by: crazyabe on November 03, 2016, 06:16:23 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on November 03, 2016, 08:31:03 pm
Post by: Maegil on November 04, 2016, 05:13:38 am
This is copycat hell, where every original idea is exactly like the neighbour's.
Post by: Gwolfski on November 07, 2016, 03:13:06 am
This floor is an outpost of heavenly lawyers.
Post by: Imic on November 07, 2016, 03:54:13 am
This floor is a portal to evrywhere
Post by: Detoxicated on November 07, 2016, 06:55:22 am
This floor is home to a religious order. They have a huge amount of pamphlets teaching about the evils of teleportation.
Post by: Maegil on November 07, 2016, 06:59:01 am
This floor is home to a religious order. They have a huge amount of pamphlets teaching about the evils of doubling floor numbers.
Post by: Imic on November 07, 2016, 08:25:31 am
This is a pamphlet and railgun factory
Post by: Starver on November 07, 2016, 08:55:59 am
Post by: Maegil on November 07, 2016, 09:37:53 am
This is the Leapers' floor - a sky diving academy.
Post by: Gwolfski on November 07, 2016, 12:15:46 pm
This floor is away on holidays
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on January 25, 2017, 09:49:38 am
This floor is home to yet another evil necromancer. he specializes in threads.
Post by: Imic on January 25, 2017, 10:37:53 am
This is the headquarters for spies from Imic's home planet.
Post by: TankKit on January 25, 2017, 10:47:15 am
This is the home of the god of cats.
Post by: Asin on January 25, 2017, 11:31:19 am
This is the floor where I and six other odd folk attempt to make a real Dwarf Fortress. I am the brewer.
Post by: Gwolfski on January 26, 2017, 01:40:43 pm
This floor is hosting a party, because why not.
Post by: crazyabe on January 26, 2017, 01:44:41 pm
This floor is a warehouse for party supplys, this floor may also be leaking party supplys to the floor below.
Post by: OceanSoul on January 26, 2017, 02:21:08 pm
This floor is a retirement home, whose denizens keep complaining about the racket downstairs.
Post by: Gwolfski on January 26, 2017, 02:32:05 pm
this floor is totally empty, just a staircase and elewator shaft to the floor above.
Post by: Asin on January 26, 2017, 02:33:12 pm
A dwarf fortress tavern.
Supplies booze to the floor above.
Post by: crazyabe on January 26, 2017, 02:48:06 pm
This floor contains a booze powered generator which powers the whole building. people say it says secrets no mortal is ment to know when it's low on booze.
Post by: OceanSoul on January 26, 2017, 03:01:22 pm
This floor is a library of forbidden knowledge. It's books continuously whisper their contents, but the generator downstairs makes it hard to hear them.
Post by: Puppyguard on January 26, 2017, 03:07:47 pm
This floor is completely torched, and had to have a repair job a while back.
Someone blew up some propane tanks here.
The cockroaches lived it though.
Post by: Asin on January 26, 2017, 03:14:20 pm
Cockroach people have developed a city here.
Take part at the strip clubs, the casinos, and more!
Post by: crazyabe on January 26, 2017, 03:20:10 pm
On this floor there is a mildly radioactive abandoned Extermanator's office, stupidly theyd attempted to radiate the cocroaches on the floor below to death.
Post by: Imic on January 27, 2017, 09:40:17 am
Is a portal to hell. Any questions?
Post by: Gwolfski on January 27, 2017, 10:20:01 am
A tourist information office for the portal below.
Post by: Detoxicated on May 15, 2017, 03:07:48 pm
A magnetic centipede plays Go with a infrared mouse on this floor
Post by: OceanSoul on May 15, 2017, 03:11:33 pm
A nice apartment rented by an infrared mouse, but he's never home.
Post by: Puppyguard on May 15, 2017, 03:34:20 pm
A nice apartment rented to some people by their landlord, who requests to be addressed as an infared mouse.
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 15, 2017, 04:28:20 pm
A grazing pasture for ultraviolet rats. Has a "infrared mice pay a price" sign next to the entrance.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 15, 2017, 04:29:17 pm
Contains the local branch of Gwolfski
Post by: crazyabe on May 15, 2017, 04:56:26 pm
This floor Contains a Dwarf run Strawberry wine factory.
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 15, 2017, 05:01:33 pm
Strawberry run dwarf wine factory
Post by: crazyabe on May 15, 2017, 05:08:23 pm
Floor 392Floor 393
Strawberry run dwarf wine factory
This floor contains a boeing 474 Hanger, without an exit.
Post by: Puppyguard on May 15, 2017, 05:13:24 pm
This floor contains a exit, without an boeing 474 Hanger.
Post by: OceanSoul on May 15, 2017, 05:36:28 pm
This floor has trapdoors entrances to the prior two floors, but they are exactly the same besides where they lead to.
Post by: Asin on May 19, 2017, 04:27:51 pm
This floor contains 5 goblins with a pet beak dog that constantly "borrow" things from the floor above.
Post by: OceanSoul on May 19, 2017, 04:41:06 pm
A floor that eternally celebrates Free Balloon Day. Everything is made up of balloons.
Post by: Screech9791 on May 19, 2017, 04:56:21 pm
Post by: Draignean on May 19, 2017, 05:02:00 pm
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 19, 2017, 05:27:25 pm
closed for the public
Post by: OceanSoul on May 19, 2017, 05:34:57 pm
Every elecronic device on this floor malfunctions. Error messages, blue screens of death, etc. No one knows why.
Post by: birdy51 on May 19, 2017, 05:38:39 pm
There are birbs. Everybirdy is birb. You are birb. We are all birbs
Post by: Puppyguard on May 19, 2017, 06:28:33 pm
This floor has an anti-birb SWAT team in cryogenic stasis, waiting for the birb outbreak to escape its floor.
Post by: Starver on May 19, 2017, 06:30:16 pm
Post by: Asin on May 19, 2017, 11:16:56 pm
Post by: Puppyguard on May 20, 2017, 12:00:49 am
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 20, 2017, 03:36:30 am
Plasma shields protecting the floors below from alcohol poisoning
Post by: Gwolfski on May 20, 2017, 04:53:41 am
This floor houses the thorium reactor to power the floor below.
Post by: Starver on May 20, 2017, 05:55:50 am
Post by: OceanSoul on May 20, 2017, 07:42:58 am
Numerous creatures run on hamster wheels to power the floor below.
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 20, 2017, 10:08:53 am
A viable hamster-containing ecosystem to supply the floor below with hamsters
Post by: Screech9791 on May 20, 2017, 10:19:51 am
Post by: Asin on May 20, 2017, 10:24:47 am
Post by: Doubloon-Seven on May 20, 2017, 11:17:42 am
Post by: Asin on May 20, 2017, 11:26:43 am
Post by: Starver on May 20, 2017, 11:29:51 am
Post by: Detoxicated on May 20, 2017, 11:35:36 am
This floor has a mariachi jazz band of octopods. They run a bar, together with octopod girl Snally, and many octopods regularily come here to celebrate. There is peanuts on the tables and lots of different beers.
Post by: Starver on May 20, 2017, 11:40:37 am
Post by: Asin on May 20, 2017, 11:42:10 am
Post by: Detoxicated on May 20, 2017, 11:43:41 am
This room is an amsterdam style coffeshop that also sells beer.
Post by: Starver on May 20, 2017, 11:44:49 am
This room is an amsterdam style coffeeshop that also has a creche.
Post by: Asin on May 20, 2017, 11:48:38 am
They yell at the floor above to keep it down. One goblin, Ongong Snotincest, seems to know a lot about the tower and its seemingly supernatural origin. He's the only one who doesn't yell.
Post by: Screech9791 on May 20, 2017, 12:03:36 pm
Post by: OceanSoul on May 20, 2017, 12:04:24 pm
A man in the apartment here is constantly raging about how he missed the opportunity to make a drug joke on floor 420 in a forum game. He's loud enough to be heard 2 floors down.
Post by: Doubloon-Seven on May 20, 2017, 12:05:18 pm
Home to a very loud nightclub, which serves an alien species similar to a squid, whose taste in music is akin to random computer noises played at the volume of a jet engine. Most of said squid aliens live on the story above.
Post by: Screech9791 on May 20, 2017, 12:07:09 pm
Post by: Puppyguard on May 20, 2017, 12:28:39 pm
Post by: Screech9791 on May 20, 2017, 12:37:51 pm
There also is some laser weapons stashed as well.
Post by: Tidal on May 20, 2017, 02:16:22 pm
A small public aquarium houses a variety of enormous microbes.
Post by: Doubloon-Seven on May 20, 2017, 04:28:56 pm
On this floor, a jungle themed water park. And by water park, we mean, underwater park. One that services aquatic creatures from the floor above.
Post by: Liquefied Spleens on May 20, 2017, 06:20:27 pm
A high-class society consisting of aquatic life in business suits. They all have top hats adapted to their size, and have very politically incorrect opinions on all the "lower" denizens. They often go swimming naked in the floor below when they aren't enjoying the different, mansion-like rooms.
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 21, 2017, 05:29:30 am
A labyrinth made out of chocolate, sugary treats and the crushed bones of your enemies.
Post by: Puppyguard on May 21, 2017, 12:23:04 pm
Chocolate, sugary treats and the crushed bones of your enemies made out of a labyrinth can be found on this floor.
Post by: Starver on May 21, 2017, 03:12:56 pm
Your enemies' chocolatey sugary treats, crushed by bones and made into a floral labyrinth.
Post by: Draignean on May 21, 2017, 11:10:00 pm
Post by: Asin on May 21, 2017, 11:15:08 pm
Post by: crazyabe on May 21, 2017, 11:16:41 pm
Post by: ironsnake345 on May 22, 2017, 12:13:56 am
Post by: Asin on May 22, 2017, 12:15:41 am
Post by: Puppyguard on May 22, 2017, 12:23:41 am
He gets complaints from the floor below on a regular basis.
Post by: Detoxicated on May 29, 2017, 03:10:19 am
It is closed due to aids. In front of the entrance of 441 you see a group of black males with afros protesting.
Post by: Imic on May 29, 2017, 05:35:17 am
The secret headquarters of a bunch of semi friendly alien spies.
They are planning to move put quite soon.
The aids might be their fault.
Post by: Khan Boyzitbig on May 29, 2017, 06:38:38 am
Somehow the entire Eye of Terror is contained on this floor. Passersby usually go stark raving mad and start chanting "Milk for the Khorneflakes".
Post by: Asin on May 29, 2017, 07:18:47 am
15 insane dwarves live on this floor, only chanting "Milk for the Khornflakes."
Post by: birdy51 on May 29, 2017, 07:21:07 am
A single bowl of Khorneflakes graces the floor, unfortunately inedible due to a lack of milk.
Post by: Khan Boyzitbig on May 29, 2017, 07:25:50 am
There is a portal on this floor, getting to it however requires getting past a veritable sea of Driders. There are many shrivelled corpses littering he floor, walls and ceiling.
Post by: Asin on May 29, 2017, 08:05:00 am
This is the floor the portal leads to. A blank room, except for a machine with a hole big enough to fit a drider on its side.
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 29, 2017, 09:26:05 am
Closed due to Stingrays. Rumor has it they're aids-infected, and killed Steve Irwing with their aids-filled tails.
The same men with afros as on floor 441 seem to be blocking the entrance.
Post by: Bluexdog on May 29, 2017, 09:31:05 am
Post by: crazyabe on May 29, 2017, 09:37:32 am
This floor contains, and is a part of, an infinite number of Fractal Versions of this floor.
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 29, 2017, 09:56:05 am
Three naked old perverts inhabit this empty storage room.
Post by: Bluexdog on May 29, 2017, 10:00:55 am
Post by: Khan Boyzitbig on May 29, 2017, 10:03:14 am
For some reason this floor contains the Battle of Waterloo. It loops back to the start whenever it ends.
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 29, 2017, 10:11:43 am
Break room and sleeping quarters for full-time 19th-century war reenactment actors
Post by: Bluexdog on May 29, 2017, 10:20:23 am
Post by: birdy51 on May 29, 2017, 10:26:25 am
This floor contains an entire universe. Somewhere in that universe, there is another skyscraper that contains dark reincarnation of this very tower.
Post by: Screech9791 on May 29, 2017, 10:45:25 am
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 29, 2017, 11:10:21 am
A dog is here, making cats with a powered threadmill
Post by: Khan Boyzitbig on May 29, 2017, 11:12:14 am
A cat is here making dogs with a replicator. And cardboard boxes too.
Post by: Asin on May 30, 2017, 09:58:21 pm
An elf lives here, though he frequently isn't home. Why? Because he constantly goes to every floor involving wood and tells them to stop being uncultured savages.
Post by: Detoxicated on June 07, 2017, 04:11:07 am
Post by: Puppyguard on June 07, 2017, 11:35:49 am
Post by: Screech9791 on June 07, 2017, 12:30:40 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on June 07, 2017, 12:38:36 pm
This floor contains a soda fountain
Post by: Khan Boyzitbig on June 07, 2017, 02:03:02 pm
This floor contains a dimensional anomaly.
There is also an Inquisitor who glares at people who ask whether it should be floor 266 or not.
Post by: Screech9791 on June 08, 2017, 06:54:54 am
Post by: OceanSoul on June 08, 2017, 06:57:07 am
Post by: Starver on June 08, 2017, 11:33:53 am
Post by: Khan Boyzitbig on June 08, 2017, 11:48:18 am
A large Demon with a scythe is here smiling sinisterly. The whole floor resembles a dungeon and there is a sound of a heartbeat echoing. The rocky walls yawn with anticipation and both micropiglets and chickens rampage around.
Post by: Asin on June 09, 2017, 11:08:38 pm
A gnome tinkering with various mechanical devices lives here. The people on the 2 floors above his want his stuff.
Post by: Puppyguard on June 10, 2017, 12:39:21 am
Several goblins are toying with his devices, the whole floor has a rotten stench and several cells.
Post by: Bluexdog on June 10, 2017, 06:57:58 am
Post by: Imic on June 10, 2017, 07:22:58 am
The Hammerite sect and theMechanist sect are constantly arguing over which better represents the builder's greatness.
Post by: Starver on June 13, 2017, 01:47:06 pm
Post by: Liquefied Spleens on June 14, 2017, 06:53:15 am
The floor is made up entirely of turtles and is inhabited by turtles. If you were to take a microscope and took a closer look, you'd find even the genetic make-up and molecules is made up of turtles, apart from the turtle king, who is actually a tortoise.
You are not welcome here, with you non-turtle bits n' pieces. Get out.
Post by: Bluexdog on June 14, 2017, 10:17:41 am
Post by: PaPaj on June 14, 2017, 10:21:27 am
Post by: Khan Boyzitbig on June 14, 2017, 10:25:19 am
Chump corpses litter the floor, occasionally there is the odd alien corpse. You suspect an XCOM force came through and murdered the peace loving pacifist space hippies who used to live here.
Post by: Blood_Librarian on June 14, 2017, 11:28:50 am
Post by: chaotic skies on July 05, 2017, 02:13:59 pm
Post by: Khan Boyzitbig on July 05, 2017, 03:13:02 pm
A portal is here that legends say links to Boatmurdered. It is guarded by immortal burning weremammoths wielding adamantine greatweapons.
Post by: chaotic skies on July 05, 2017, 04:14:24 pm
This is a portal to the legendary world of Spearbreakers. No one has entered in eons - the guards are clad in full Narrativium plate mail, and wield massive Narrativium halberds and shields.
Post by: Liquefied Spleens on July 05, 2017, 05:30:13 pm
This is a portal to the ordinary world of Bay12.
It brings you to an elevator that allows one to enter different floors of a strange skyscraper, which is currently stopped in front of a portal leading to the ordinary world of Bay12.
That portal brings you to an elevator that allows one to enter different floors of a strange skyscraper, which is currently stopped in front of a portal leading to the ordinary world of Bay12.
That portal brings you to an elevator that allows one to enter different floors of a strange skyscraper, which is currently stopped in front of a portal leading to the ordinary world of Bay12.
That portal brings you to an elevator that allows one to enter different floors of a strange skyscraper, which is currently stopped in front of a portal leading to the ordinary world of Bay12.
That portal brings you to an elevator that allows one to enter different floors of a strange skyscraper, which is currently stopped in front of a portal leading to the ordinary world of Bay12.
That portal brings you to an elevator that allows one to enter different floors of a strange skyscraper, which is currently stopped in front of a portal leading to the ordinary world of Bay12.
That portal brings you to an elevator that allows one to enter different floors of a strange skyscraper, which is currently stopped in front of a portal leading to the ordinary world of Bay12...
Post by: Glass on July 05, 2017, 05:41:05 pm
Exiting on this floor deposits you into a forest. It appears that every tree in the forest corresponds to an identical tree outside of it. In a central clearing, there is what appears to be a farm. Out back, there's an orchard of trees that are made of metal, and inside the barn, a friendly mad scientist makes assorted stuff out of the metal trees. He's not entirely sure how his forest ended up here, because it was somewhere in Canada last week.
He sent out his tree drones to scout out the rest of the skyscraper. So far, there's at least 8 of them all crowded into the donation box for the Shinto shrine on Floor 81.
Post by: birdy51 on July 05, 2017, 10:03:01 pm
This floor contains nothing but a collection truly terrible fanfiction. Small cats and dogs manage the stacks, while others sit on the computers; roving the web for further additions to their collection.
Post by: Mesa on July 06, 2017, 12:12:34 am
This is one of the many floors on which the technical backend of the skyscraper is handled. That is, it's chock full of Ethernet cables going in and out of walls, servers and half-empty cups of coffee left everywhere except on tables/desks. The IT engineers and sysadmins that reside here making sure the entire skyscraper has perfect internet access give you a mean look when you pass by them for not complying with their policies (because let's face it, you probably don't comply with their policies).
Post by: Starver on July 06, 2017, 09:25:46 am
Access to the documentation archive is quite clearly indicated to require a particular form, whose sole blank copies reside within the archive (as do all prefilled copies, and copies and second copies, of each prefilled copy). Good luck.
Post by: Glass on July 06, 2017, 10:40:54 am
It used to be occupied, but everyone left after the occupants of Floor 486 started borrowing and burrowing into their floorspace.
Post by: RoseHeart on July 06, 2017, 05:19:59 pm
A highly space sufficient factory for Ferraris..
Post by: Asin on July 10, 2017, 03:29:55 pm
A copy of Dwarf Fortress with the magic update is playable here. A goblin was put on this floor, along with a dwarf on floor 490, an elf on 491, and a kobold on 492.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 27, 2020, 05:41:27 pm
Floor 490
This floor is filled with really old stone tablets with Sumerian gibberish written all over them. Beware the Dwarven magma mage that guards this place.
Post by: Screech9791 on October 27, 2020, 05:55:40 pm
Floor 491
This floor has a calendar store that markets its products towards necrobumpers. The shopkeeper is an elf.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 27, 2020, 06:01:17 pm
i'm pretty sure the last post was actually 3 years, 3 months, 17 days ago as of typing
Floor 491
This floor has a calendar store that markets its products towards necrobumpers.
Where is the Elf?
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 27, 2020, 06:04:23 pm
An heavenly land of clouds. It is entirely lifeless, but one may hear angelic humming in the distance. The sound has no reachable or observable source.
If one goes deep enough, they will be confronted by a Kobold wind mage. It will attack on sight.
Post by: Starver on October 27, 2020, 06:15:02 pm
(And if I possibly did this, already, hundreds of floors ago, then this one is entirely tiled differently with regular octagons.)
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 27, 2020, 07:19:21 pm
Its a clean, but unhabited mansion. The space-time is warped, so things dissapear, duplicate and reappear, rooms duplicate or phse together.
Post by: King Zultan on October 28, 2020, 02:27:29 am
It contains a room with a moose!
Post by: Starver on October 28, 2020, 03:42:04 am
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 28, 2020, 11:15:06 am
A room filled with pure, unadultered liquid stupidity.
Post by: bloop_bleep on October 28, 2020, 11:20:41 am
A room filled with the essence of intelligence that was displaced in the creation of floor 497.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 28, 2020, 05:03:46 pm
A room where angels sing.
Post by: Screech9791 on October 28, 2020, 06:18:14 pm
Contains a 1/500 scale replica of the tower and everything inside it.
Post by: Starver on October 28, 2020, 06:26:18 pm
Post by: Screech9791 on October 28, 2020, 06:33:08 pm
Post by: Luckyowl on October 28, 2020, 06:52:21 pm
This room is pitch black. The only light source that is emitting from this room is a computer opened to a DF menu screen, It's DF theme song echos in the darkness. Once you have stepped your foot in here it's too late. The door will shut itself behind you and a robotic voice will echo from the computer, " If you want to leave. You must beat me. Hint. You can never win. Ha.Ha.Ha." It will cackle and laugh, but if you were smart and actually read the pamphlet about the tower beforehand. You'll know that the light switch is by the entrance, and that the computer cords is plugged to the wall. Just make your way there and unplug it.
"Wait! No! Not again!! Ahhhhhh---------"
Honestly, who keeps plugging the computer back?
Post by: King Zultan on October 29, 2020, 04:20:02 am
This floor contains the bones of a thousand eggplants, no one is sure how this is possible as eggplants have no bones.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 29, 2020, 09:56:34 am
Where dad went.
Post by: Luckyowl on October 29, 2020, 04:09:07 pm
A little boy looking for his dad.
Post by: Uthimienure on October 29, 2020, 04:55:40 pm
This floor has 20 rooms, each filled to its ceiling with cans of whirled peas.
Post by: Luckyowl on October 29, 2020, 08:47:53 pm
This floor is empty and long. However don't let it's emptiness state fool you. It's advice quickly make your way to the next floor, and whatever you do...
Don't look back!!
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 29, 2020, 08:55:25 pm
This floor contains an infinite loop.
It also has a glass floor and a mirrored ceiling and mirrored walls, so that one can glance back at Floor 507.
Post by: Uthimienure on October 29, 2020, 09:04:07 pm
This floor can not be reached from floor 508 unless you find the lever to deactivate the endless loop on 508 first.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 30, 2020, 04:10:59 am
An fully automated, self-sufficent chimpanzee leather boot factory.
Post by: King Zultan on October 30, 2020, 05:41:04 am
Is completely engulfed in flames but never burns.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 30, 2020, 09:14:10 am
Mars, but habitable.
Post by: Starver on October 30, 2020, 11:54:03 am
Post by: Strik3r on October 30, 2020, 02:02:49 pm
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 30, 2020, 04:53:54 pm
A room with only a ceiling.
Post by: King Zultan on October 31, 2020, 03:14:55 am
ITS THE ROOM WITH A VIEW!
Post by: Uthimienure on October 31, 2020, 10:23:50 am
The floor is filled with forgotten beasts drinking, socializing, and reciting poetry in a tavern.
Post by: Fatal_attic on October 31, 2020, 02:56:12 pm
The-
Post by: King Zultan on November 01, 2020, 11:47:21 am
It has a glass floor that allows one to look below at the...
Post by: Starver on November 01, 2020, 02:26:36 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 01, 2020, 04:36:34 pm
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 05, 2020, 05:38:56 pm
The Place Where The World Fades.
Post by: King Zultan on November 06, 2020, 08:08:04 am
The place where the world comes into view.
Post by: Uthimienure on November 06, 2020, 08:40:51 am
This floor covers up 522 so the world is no longer in view.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 06, 2020, 11:55:20 am
A floor with an outdoor patio. It even has steps leading down to the street below (just watch out for that bottom step! It’s a doozy -there’s 523 floors between it and the ground- .)
Post by: Luckyowl on November 06, 2020, 12:09:31 pm
This floor is on top a a grassy cliff overlooking the never ending sea that stretch to the horizon. The sun is frozen in in a sunset orange sky. At the edge of the cliff is a wooden shakey bridge. That expand all the way to the horizon. The trip is estimated to take you 4 hours. But when you make it to the end of the bridge you'll find a door leading to the next floor
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 06, 2020, 02:27:28 pm
A white marble hallway that is very, very cold. There are paintings of ice scluptures on the walls.
Post by: King Zultan on November 07, 2020, 01:10:18 pm
Here there be dragons.
Post by: Starver on November 07, 2020, 05:09:13 pm
There here be shoveoffs.
Post by: Uthimienure on November 07, 2020, 06:49:34 pm
Has overhangs on each side for bungee jumping... 528 floors down is a llllloooooonnnng way down.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 10, 2020, 02:54:10 pm
Norway, but uglier.
Post by: Starver on November 10, 2020, 04:51:01 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 11, 2020, 01:31:21 am
Post by: King Zultan on November 11, 2020, 04:24:15 am
Has a stadium with 30,000 really calm sports fans.
Post by: Starver on November 11, 2020, 04:34:25 am
Has a stadium with just 30,000 participating competitors.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 11, 2020, 05:17:12 am
Baldiyar.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 13, 2020, 10:42:31 pm
A room made entirely of Oganesson and Beryllium. The Oganesson is always replenishing
Post by: King Zultan on November 14, 2020, 03:19:24 am
Is filled with
Post by: Starver on November 14, 2020, 03:52:02 am
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 14, 2020, 03:11:03 pm
Yoyleland.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 14, 2020, 04:58:29 pm
Floor 540
This floor will copy an existing floor, as well as a mimic who will take the form of something on the floor. The floor this floor copies will change daily, and the mimic will change form accordingly. So far, no humans’s lasted long enough to see a transfloormation.
Post by: Luckyowl on November 14, 2020, 05:04:43 pm
the number '5' before the '4' in the floor number plate was graffitied by some hoodlums! those damn kids! *shakes fist*.
Post by: VoidSlayer on November 14, 2020, 05:28:41 pm
Numbers can only be expressed in hexadecimal on this floor. This actually breaks most computers somehow.
Post by: King Zultan on November 15, 2020, 03:01:10 am
This floor has a strong chemical smell to it, and upon investigation it appears to be a massive meth manufacturing facility.
Post by: Uthimienure on November 15, 2020, 12:33:15 pm
This floor does not exist in this world.
Post by: Starver on November 15, 2020, 12:49:05 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 15, 2020, 03:08:48 pm
Post by: Luckyowl on November 15, 2020, 03:28:46 pm
Hitler, Gheis Khan, Stalin, and Ghandi are all playing poker here in silence.
Post by: King Zultan on November 16, 2020, 03:20:29 am
Hitler, Gheis Khan, Stalin, and Ghandi are all playing poker here while constantly screaming at each other.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 16, 2020, 10:44:03 am
Historians are discussing trying to figure out how to get the Hitlers, Ghandi’s Ghenghis Khans and Stalin’s on the previous floors to answer their questions
Post by: Starver on November 16, 2020, 11:59:04 am
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 17, 2020, 08:49:47 am
The Fluffy Bunny Chamber, where the bad kidz go.
Post by: King Zultan on November 17, 2020, 08:57:22 am
The hairless rat chamber, were the regular children go.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 17, 2020, 10:06:59 am
The winged snake chamber, where the good kids go.
(The snakes here are docile, non venomous, and eat any hairless rats that clamber to this floor)
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 17, 2020, 12:12:03 pm
An archive of the worst pieces of art ever.
Post by: Starver on November 17, 2020, 12:35:47 pm
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 17, 2020, 02:53:13 pm
The place where Forgotten Beasts are made.
Post by: bloop_bleep on November 17, 2020, 09:07:21 pm
Floor 555 is full of electronic timers.
ayyy, great timing ;)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 17, 2020, 09:20:24 pm
This floor is made of a magic substance always producing sounds, the sounds are random, but it is said that they are copied from other floors of the skyscraper
Post by: bloop_bleep on November 17, 2020, 09:24:15 pm
There are many apples.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 17, 2020, 09:59:35 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 17, 2020, 10:09:35 pm
Post by: King Zultan on November 18, 2020, 04:26:49 am
Houses the geneticist that made the apple / peach hybrid tree.
Post by: Luckyowl on November 18, 2020, 07:45:51 am
Houses the geneticist who cloned the geneticist who made the apple/ peached hybrid.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 18, 2020, 09:14:09 am
Houses the AI who used genes to make all the creatures inhabiting the skyscraper
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 20, 2020, 05:58:37 am
A small room covered in a mysterious ooze. If one touches it, they too will become ooze.
Post by: King Zultan on November 20, 2020, 06:15:13 am
A small room covered in a mysterious ooze. If one touches it, the ooze will become a clone of them.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 20, 2020, 08:01:35 am
A small room covered in a mysterious ooze. If one touches it, the ooze will become a clown of them.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 20, 2020, 08:10:07 am
This floor has researchers of the oozes on the previous floor, wondering wha5 happens if the different oozes combine
Post by: Starver on November 20, 2020, 10:51:00 am
Post by: King Zultan on November 21, 2020, 02:18:55 am
Your not sure whats happening here but you bet its sexy.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 22, 2020, 05:51:25 pm
This floor is not real.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 22, 2020, 06:01:26 pm
This floor is real. When added together with the previous floor the result is complex.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 22, 2020, 06:13:47 pm
This floor is the shape of and is filled with irregular polygons
Post by: Starver on November 22, 2020, 06:23:41 pm
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 22, 2020, 08:32:10 pm
A floor with a negative number of walls.
Post by: King Zultan on November 23, 2020, 03:32:13 am
Is filled with propaganda, COMMUNIST propaganda.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 23, 2020, 05:42:25 am
This floor is filled with capitalist propaganda.
Post by: Starver on November 23, 2020, 06:26:43 am
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 23, 2020, 03:54:20 pm
Contains a crystal that will answer all your questions.
Post by: Luckyowl on November 23, 2020, 05:03:59 pm
A cotains a sassy crystal that ask so many damn questions.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 23, 2020, 06:10:19 pm
Contains a fully equipped multi-subject research lab which will answer your questions with multiple peer reviewed but freely published responses within 48 hours, including full documentation of experiments and research conducted.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 23, 2020, 07:13:22 pm
This floor contains people getting stoned and lots of bullshit. Lots of bullshit.
Post by: King Zultan on November 24, 2020, 01:56:05 am
This floor contains a single AA battery.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 24, 2020, 04:13:01 am
Contained here is a portal to a spooky forest. It is inhabited by spooky things
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 24, 2020, 08:52:44 am
Land of Rainbows. Home of Sexuals
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 25, 2020, 01:17:55 pm
Floor 584
A giant goldfish bow with blue whales in it.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 25, 2020, 02:53:00 pm
A never ending Mario Block Level with the red and blue blocks flipping to the beat of the music that plays here
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 25, 2020, 03:48:55 pm
A room filled with all things chicken.
Post by: Starver on November 25, 2020, 04:24:56 pm
Entirely made of Haiku.
(Not Five-Seven-Five?)
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 25, 2020, 06:24:10 pm
Droetis.
Post by: King Zultan on November 26, 2020, 02:20:41 am
It contains a duck.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 26, 2020, 03:49:01 am
An abandoned WW2 era militiary factory. It is pitch dark, all the doors and windows are sealed. Everything is completely covered in rust, or have decayed a very, very long time ago.
If you listen close enough, you may hear the faint echoes of the conversation of past souls this factory had as workers eons ago.
Post by: Therolyn on November 26, 2020, 06:40:14 am
Pillows litter the floor on this floor. There are pillows stuck to the walls and ceilings here too. One of the pillows stuck to the floor here has "No memory foam" crudely written on it.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 26, 2020, 06:49:47 am
Everything ever lost in a dryer and never recovered ends up on this floor. It is filthy and full of lint, but contains infinite socks and dimes.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 26, 2020, 02:32:28 pm
A foggy bog. It is home to an abnormal amount of crocodiles.
Post by: King Zultan on November 27, 2020, 01:45:29 am
Filled with hundreds of thousands of crates that seem to go on forever.
(Just imagine the scene at the end of Raiders of The Lost Ark)
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 27, 2020, 03:26:58 am
An infinitely recursing room
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 01, 2020, 07:47:49 am
An infinite reblessing room
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 01, 2020, 09:39:36 am
A quarantined storage of memetic hazards, anti-memes and other toxic forms of memery.
Post by: King Zultan on December 02, 2020, 04:20:21 am
A free range area for memes, where even the most toxic memes can run free and wild.
Post by: Uthimienure on December 02, 2020, 09:26:09 pm
Is filled with hundreds of one-legged dogs licking the floor.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 02, 2020, 09:48:53 pm
This floor has rack after rack of bacon with juices dripping through the floor to the floor below. Any dogs that get caught trying to sneak in get all but one of their legs chopped off and then get sent down to the floor below.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 04, 2020, 02:08:36 am
The inside of a giant rainbow geode.
Post by: King Zultan on December 04, 2020, 07:58:30 am
Contains massive servers that have all the porn, ALL OF IT!
Post by: Uthimienure on December 04, 2020, 07:45:08 pm
Contains many of those whose lives were ruined by floor 602.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 05, 2020, 04:27:13 pm
Wheatley's lair.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 05, 2020, 07:50:51 pm
A dressing room.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 05, 2020, 11:07:31 pm
GLaDOS’s lair, there’s no neurotoxin this time, I promise. Just don’t try to kill me again, attempts to kill me will be met with spikes, crushers, and turrets? Most of me cores were destroyed, corrupted, or lost, so the only ones I have left are my intelligence core and a morality core. Oh wait, every core was destroyed because there were not one, but two attempts to kill me[/impact]...she continues talking, bitter about the kill attempts, bitter about not being able to use her preferred method of killing. The room lacks windows. The only light source being GLaDOS’s orange eye. Many are stuck here due to the many floor panels moving making it difficult to find the stairs.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 06, 2020, 05:48:14 am
Floor is lava
Post by: King Zultan on December 06, 2020, 10:27:25 am
The floor is a floor!
Post by: Starver on December 06, 2020, 11:57:29 am
This floor is a ROFL, with a fully equipped ROFLcopter hanger.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 10, 2020, 09:01:36 am
SCP 610, everywhere.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 19, 2020, 05:47:16 pm
Floor 611
A cruiseship that extends in all directions infinitely.
Post by: Starver on December 19, 2020, 05:54:58 pm
An entirely viscoelastic structure, except for the embedded agitators needed to keep it structural.
Post by: King Zultan on December 20, 2020, 01:49:29 am
This floor contains TEN BILLION ONIONS!
Post by: Uthimienure on December 20, 2020, 02:25:47 pm
Contains ten thousand crying chefs.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 20, 2020, 05:38:09 pm
Contains an immense restaurant that specializes in onion dishes.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 21, 2020, 07:02:50 pm
A floor made out of uncomplexity and dullness.
Post by: MeimieFan88 on December 21, 2020, 08:17:13 pm
Aliens are running on treadmills, they are sweating what looks like slugs. The slugs are crawling onto the ground and then and into a vent.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 21, 2020, 09:00:25 pm
This floor and beyond are only accessible through the slug-infested vents in the previous floor.
The floor itself is a giant mound of peeled fruit, where the slugs feast.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 21, 2020, 10:51:52 pm
The floor of this floor is entirely covered with salt (and dead slugs).
Post by: Starver on December 21, 2020, 11:27:26 pm
Entirely covered with pepper and sneezing slugs.
Post by: King Zultan on December 22, 2020, 01:55:18 am
Entirely covered with sugar and obese slugs.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 22, 2020, 07:46:23 am
A giant teapot filled with hot water.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 22, 2020, 02:19:12 pm
A sauna.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 22, 2020, 04:31:42 pm
Astroneer.
Post by: King Zultan on December 23, 2020, 03:14:33 am
Contains a giant astrolabe.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 23, 2020, 09:20:33 am
A cave system. But it is made out of spongy, squishy materials.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 24, 2020, 12:35:25 am
A non-stop rave.
Post by: MeimieFan88 on December 24, 2020, 12:37:32 am
Bunch of people trying to sleep.
Post by: King Zultan on December 24, 2020, 01:48:41 am
Filled with alarm clocks that have broken snooze buttons keeping the people on floor 628 awake.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 24, 2020, 02:52:54 am
Council building for all demi and quasi deities.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 24, 2020, 06:52:51 pm
Office building for all Demi and quasi deities.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 25, 2020, 12:59:51 am
Bureau of Magical Creatures management offices. No non-magical humans allowed.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 25, 2020, 02:37:23 am
Endless ice cream.
Post by: King Zultan on December 25, 2020, 02:42:45 am
Filled with fat people trying to get into floor 633, but can't because the door's to small.
Post by: VoidSlayer on December 25, 2020, 04:15:31 pm
A hospital which provides free medical services to heal physical and mental trauma on those living or passing through other floors. It is staffed exclusively by a single vast, unspeakable alien horror who speaks only polite french and is very professional.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 26, 2020, 12:56:39 am
Houses an object that is impossibly symetrical while being totally not.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 26, 2020, 02:58:47 am
This floor is filled with 91 degree angles. Visitors are left with the impression that everything on this floor is obtuse and not quite right.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 26, 2020, 03:15:42 am
A virtual time rift that transports the user to the Bay12 of 19 years ago, just after a month it is created.
Post by: King Zultan on December 26, 2020, 03:51:59 am
A digital time rift that transports the user to the 1830s via the power of Oregon trail the game.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 26, 2020, 04:20:28 am
Digestive tract of a human, but much larger.
Post by: MeimieFan88 on December 26, 2020, 05:19:25 am
Digestive tract of a human, but much larger, made entirely out of lego.
Post by: Uthimienure on December 26, 2020, 07:59:05 am
The digestive tract of the entire universe, dissolving everything, but at 1:googol scale.
Post by: King Zultan on December 26, 2020, 08:09:52 am
The digestive tract of something digesting a digestive tract.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 26, 2020, 10:02:59 am
Tract digestive.
Post by: Starver on December 26, 2020, 10:38:21 am
A chocolate digestive. (Dark.)
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 26, 2020, 11:18:38 am
A Chile eating contest.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 26, 2020, 12:37:12 pm
The comprehensive library of awful jokes.
Post by: King Zultan on December 27, 2020, 02:14:58 am
The comprehensive library of decent jokes.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 27, 2020, 02:55:11 am
An ecosystem of all kinds of emoji species.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 27, 2020, 03:44:53 am
The comprehensive library of indecent jokes.
Post by: Starver on December 27, 2020, 09:06:54 am
A joke library of incomprehendables.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 27, 2020, 11:09:24 am
Peak of the Olympus Mountain.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 27, 2020, 01:31:35 pm
The bottom of the Pit of Tartarus.
Post by: Starver on December 27, 2020, 01:34:03 pm
A side of venison.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 27, 2020, 01:56:45 pm
3,2,1,0...
Post by: King Zultan on December 28, 2020, 02:43:18 am
Completely filled with farts.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 28, 2020, 04:18:48 pm
This floor offers a breath of refreshment after floor 655, being filled with the world’s largest flower (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafflesia).
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 29, 2020, 12:55:42 am
An infinite, cloudless sky, just blue as far as one can see.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 30, 2020, 02:13:33 am
Floor 657
An infinite, cloudless sky, just blue as far as one can see.
Whelp! That’s it folks! Threads over! It was nice while it lasted! :'( ;D
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 30, 2020, 02:16:21 am
A spherical room filled with helium. This floor is accessed by being in the previous floor for long enough
Post by: King Zultan on December 30, 2020, 02:27:24 am
A room with a lit candle that threatens the floor below it.
Post by: bloop_bleep on December 30, 2020, 02:36:05 am
A single chemistry professor berating King Zultan for thinking helium is flammable.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 30, 2020, 05:44:20 am
Mental hospital housing problematic A.I.
Post by: Starver on December 30, 2020, 10:31:40 am
Prison facility within which to confine dangerously efficient AIs. (It also sells paperclips. Huge numbers of them.)
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 30, 2020, 11:04:28 am
The Inevitable End Of All Things, but portrayed with lego.
Post by: Uthimienure on December 30, 2020, 03:28:25 pm
Empty floor with just a sign that says "Turn back soon, for hell awaits 2 floors above"
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 30, 2020, 03:58:29 pm
Everything on this floor (the including the floor itself) is made from blue raspberry flavored cotton candy.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 30, 2020, 05:27:18 pm
Hell.
Post by: Luckyowl on December 30, 2020, 05:30:55 pm
Hell +1
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 30, 2020, 07:26:38 pm
Floor 667Is there like...a giant number 1 that took the place of Satan?
Hell +1
Floor 668
Everything here is part of a pattern of some sort, including those that enter the floor. As a result, those who enter after will find various copies of people who’ve traversed the floor prior, or maybe still traversing this floor. It’s easy to get lost amongst copies
Post by: Luckyowl on December 31, 2020, 01:53:42 am
Floor 667Is there like...a giant number 1 that took the place of Satan.
Hell +1
It can be whatever you imagine it to be. If it's a giant number that took place of satan then it is a giant number that took the place of satan. But if you want my interruption. I would say it's hell +1.
669
A giant panda stands before you. It's stone gaze follows you as make your way to the exit. Pretty creepy. I heard some people tried to tickle it...maybe that explains the human bones littering the room...yeah, just keep walking if you know what's good for ya.
Post by: King Zultan on December 31, 2020, 02:54:56 am
Filled with thousands of bottles of bleach all with drink me written on the label.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 31, 2020, 03:13:42 am
A room filled with shrinking potions labeled bleach
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 31, 2020, 03:19:06 am
A floor only accessible via a mouse sized staircase, accessible only via a mouse sized door at the foot of one of the previous floors walls.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 31, 2020, 04:21:47 am
Home.
Post by: King Zultan on December 31, 2020, 06:24:37 am
A room filled with nothingness!
Post by: Luckyowl on December 31, 2020, 06:28:51 pm
That floor everyone knows about, but don't really know how to get there.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 31, 2020, 11:40:36 pm
The studio for a cooking show where chef Hannibal teaches the viewers how to make hero sandwiches.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 01, 2021, 03:46:43 am
A room full of broken records.
Post by: King Zultan on January 01, 2021, 04:36:23 am
A room filled with millions of punch cards that all output foul words on your computer when read.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 01, 2021, 06:27:20 pm
A room is filled with self sustaining aquariums, terrariums and paludariums of all shapes and sizes.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 02, 2021, 09:21:53 pm
A room full of ripariums angrily protesting about how they were prevented from entering the floor below.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 03, 2021, 11:19:30 am
Floor 680
A room full of ripariums angrily protesting about how they were prevented from entering the floor below.
"Sorry! Sorry! I didn't knew! Noooooooooo!"
-Magmacube, aa he was devoured by ripariums.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 03, 2021, 11:20:20 am
This floor has all sorts of dairy products.
Post by: King Zultan on January 04, 2021, 03:03:04 am
It is made of cheese and so is everything inside it, the furniture, electronics, the people...
Post by: VoidSlayer on January 04, 2021, 03:30:46 am
A small security station is in this floor with a single underpaid guard watching CCTV of the other floors. He is actually reasonably competent at finding and responding to trouble.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 04, 2021, 10:48:00 pm
A floor filled with robots in varying states of decay
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 05, 2021, 03:54:45 am
Frying oil storage.
Post by: King Zultan on January 05, 2021, 04:06:11 am
Filled with scuba tanks that are filled with farts.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 06, 2021, 03:33:04 am
This floor is a complex maze, littered with dead bodies. The atmosphere here is pure nitrogen.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 07, 2021, 06:51:20 pm
A lab that researches what purpose does nipples serve on male humans.
Post by: Starver on January 07, 2021, 07:08:32 pm
An establishment that invites public study of the nipples on females.
It also serves overpriced drinks and snacks.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 07, 2021, 07:09:50 pm
10 69's!
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 07, 2021, 07:47:34 pm
A large carbon cube filled with NF3 and as a result, the room is very very hot
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 07, 2021, 08:01:45 pm
A large magma cube filled with magma.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 07, 2021, 08:08:37 pm
The floor of this floor is warm to the touch.
Post by: Starver on January 07, 2021, 08:11:08 pm
The ceiling of this floor tastes citrusy.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 07, 2021, 08:13:09 pm
Large oranges, lemons, limes, and other citrus fruits fill the floor. Holes in the fruits are being made by large millipedes.
Post by: King Zultan on January 08, 2021, 03:38:46 am
Filled with all the bottles of Lemon Pledge.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 08, 2021, 03:42:47 am
A floor filled with Sundrops in Bottles
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 09, 2021, 08:14:46 am
Contains a bed. Under it, there is a society of sapient bedbugs.
Post by: Starver on January 09, 2021, 11:49:57 am
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 09, 2021, 12:15:30 pm
A portal that takes you to the best place to find bread.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 09, 2021, 12:53:23 pm
The floor is full of bread, solid bread, liquid bread, and bread gas, along with an ecosystem of breadimals and lots of fungi
Post by: Starver on January 09, 2021, 02:16:57 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Floor 702
Adorned with a tapestry depicting the making of a tapestry.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 09, 2021, 03:32:08 pm
Contains a “Scottish nobleman” and his “lovely assistant” demanding to be let into floor 702.
Post by: Therolyn on January 09, 2021, 11:47:06 pm
The secret lair of the notorious supervillian of the skyscraper, The Tower Baron!
Post by: King Zultan on January 10, 2021, 02:00:17 am
A room filled with all the corpses of minions that failed The Tower Baron.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 10, 2021, 04:41:33 am
Inside of a volcano.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 14, 2021, 11:43:40 am
This floor hassah roolf sihT
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 14, 2021, 06:05:24 pm
This floor was constructed by a different contractor than the previous two floors.
Post by: Starver on January 14, 2021, 07:50:16 pm
Post by: Therolyn on January 14, 2021, 08:05:28 pm
A perfectly ordinary looking floor that resembles what you'd see in any 4 star hotel. Except for the fact that every window and balcony door is boarded up by hastily nailed on planks...
Post by: Uthimienure on January 14, 2021, 11:03:09 pm
This floor is full of 7/11 Slurpies.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 15, 2021, 01:00:37 am
Cichlid fish farm.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 15, 2021, 01:10:17 am
Cricket farm.
Post by: King Zultan on January 15, 2021, 01:43:15 am
This floor contains ALL THE ZEBRAS!
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 15, 2021, 11:35:45 am
The archive of all contractions of all floors.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 17, 2021, 01:33:34 am
The archive of all of the contractors that built (or will build) each floor.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 17, 2021, 03:53:36 am
A monolith kilometers high. Engravings on it tell the tale of the civilisation that built it. The story abruptly ends when their calendar had reached the equalivent of 17 million years, just after their discovery of gamma ray bursts...
Post by: King Zultan on January 17, 2021, 04:24:35 am
A room containing one of the buildings few bathrooms.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 17, 2021, 05:25:45 am
This floor is dead
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 17, 2021, 05:27:32 am
This floor is alive!
Post by: King Zultan on January 17, 2021, 06:14:35 am
This floor is lava!
Post by: Luckyowl on January 17, 2021, 07:56:28 am
This floor is full of shit!
Post by: Secretdorf on January 17, 2021, 08:16:52 am
This floor is full of public toilets.
Post by: Starver on January 17, 2021, 02:18:48 pm
This floor is empty and full of flies.
(But no commas.)
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 17, 2021, 03:28:37 pm
This floor has ALL THE COMMAS!,,!!!,!,!!!!!!!
Post by: Therolyn on January 18, 2021, 12:22:01 am
This floor contains toxic waste...
Post by: King Zultan on January 18, 2021, 01:41:00 am
This floor contains several people that died from radiation poisoning from the toxic fumes seeping in through cracks in the floor.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 20, 2021, 08:44:18 am
A room full of boring schoolwork.
Post by: Starver on January 20, 2021, 09:00:05 am
An oil-rig training academy, mysteriously lacking access to its training materials.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 20, 2021, 09:07:11 am
The lair of the gang that steals the training supplies of the floor below.
Post by: Therolyn on January 20, 2021, 08:20:31 pm
A fast food outlet. They cater to the junk food needs of everyone who resides in or enters the skyscraper. Unknown to the manager of this outlet, undercover police trainees have infiltrated their employment and plan to break up the operation on the floor below, after of course when they are done with their current shift.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 21, 2021, 03:05:01 am
A slow food outlet. This floor delivers food so late that it has been rotting for several days by the time it reaches the customer. Specializes in escargot.
Post by: King Zultan on January 21, 2021, 05:33:20 am
A room filled with millions of balloons of various colours.
Post by: Starver on January 21, 2021, 07:07:10 am
Radishes. Just radishes. Everywhere!
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 21, 2021, 08:27:18 am
A mirror maze.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 21, 2021, 06:11:20 pm
Contains a life size model of our solar system.
Post by: King Zultan on January 22, 2021, 03:01:42 am
Contains a life size Boeing 737.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 22, 2021, 08:58:45 am
Parotundes.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 23, 2021, 10:52:29 pm
Parrot undies.
Post by: crazyabe on January 23, 2021, 11:38:20 pm
This floor is an exact copy of the first floor- including the main entrance, but not anything outside the skyscraper.
Post by: King Zultan on January 24, 2021, 04:37:12 am
This floor has a massive potato in it.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 24, 2021, 07:56:53 am
This floor contains a box that constantly changes color.
Post by: crazyabe on January 24, 2021, 09:31:58 am
This floor contains several offices rented out to game developers who refuse to believe that Macromedia Shockwave is dead.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 24, 2021, 03:23:15 pm
This floor contains a shrine inhabited by the undead corpse of Macromedia Shockwave.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 24, 2021, 06:54:56 pm
Roblox Creepypasta Wiki.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 24, 2021, 07:30:42 pm
This is where Salad Fingers lives
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 24, 2021, 07:33:46 pm
This floor contains a restaurant specializing in chicken fingers.
Post by: Starver on January 24, 2021, 07:46:11 pm
A lot of very large planes. No rough and uneven wooden surface is safe.
Post by: crazyabe on January 24, 2021, 08:07:53 pm
This floor contains an abandoned Snake sanctuary, with multiple holes in the floor leading to the previous floor.
Post by: King Zultan on January 25, 2021, 03:01:36 am
The room is filled with six billion pieces of salted fish.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 26, 2021, 12:06:17 pm
Entrophy simulator.
Post by: Luckyowl on January 26, 2021, 04:00:21 pm
An old British man wearing a funny tall hats greets you.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 26, 2021, 04:30:41 pm
A floor that seems to be made of vines
Post by: Starver on January 26, 2021, 08:06:01 pm
A soup kitchen. A kitchen made entirely of very very thick soup.
Post by: King Zultan on January 27, 2021, 02:32:42 am
A room made of pure solidified nothingness.
Post by: crazyabe on January 27, 2021, 03:58:46 am
This floor *used* to contain a rather generic office, but since someone crashed a Boeing 757 through the wall its been under "permanent renovation". . .mostly because no one will willingly work *outside* the building this far up.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 27, 2021, 07:21:04 pm
A zoo for organisms in Permian period.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 27, 2021, 07:30:15 pm
A warehouse filled with WWII-era vintage tanks.
Post by: Starver on January 27, 2021, 08:15:36 pm
You know those team-building excercise where you have to build towers with straws, string, card and sticky-tape to try to keep a much weight as possible raised as high as possible?
That's how this floor was constructed. By committee. By several such committees. Of straws and string and card and sticky-tape.
Post by: crazyabe on January 27, 2021, 08:32:38 pm
Legally, this floor contains the only Security desk in the entire Skyscraper, but for all practical purposes it contains a lost and found with everything *but* what you are looking for.
Post by: Therolyn on January 27, 2021, 10:57:52 pm
This floor its made up of miniature skyscrapers. Mutant ants live in these skysrapers. The people that live on the actual floor are antpeople.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 27, 2021, 11:58:25 pm
This loor has no “”s. unny thing this is. If you ind any spare “”s lying around, please bring them to this loor. Thank you or your time, riend.
Post by: King Zultan on January 28, 2021, 02:17:23 am
It is made entirely from the letter F, all the Fs used to construct this floor were stolen from the floor below.
Post by: crazyabe on January 28, 2021, 04:05:45 am
There are walls and a ceiling here, but there is no floor.
Post by: Secretdorf on January 28, 2021, 04:50:09 am
This floor is home to the silliest people on Earth, excluding me.
Post by: Therolyn on January 28, 2021, 08:16:18 am
Yet another plane related floor. Its so uninteresting that nobody goes here.
Post by: crazyabe on January 28, 2021, 08:42:44 am
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 28, 2021, 04:25:42 pm
This floor contains a bathhouse, heated by the hot air from the floor below.
Post by: King Zultan on January 29, 2021, 02:40:14 am
This floor is badly water damaged by all the steam from the floor below.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 29, 2021, 03:46:03 pm
This floor is equipped with self replicating, builder nanobots that replace anything that the floor may lose.
Post by: Starver on January 29, 2021, 04:25:08 pm
Builds and sends out picobots to smuggle interesting things back from other floors. Amongst other things, it has 'borrowed' a small colony of Floor 771 nanobots that are desperately trying to replace the everything-but-them features of the actual Floor 771.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 29, 2021, 06:48:09 pm
Contains 1 million nanobots from floor 771 that were hacked and stolen; they are busy replicating floor 771 on floor 773.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 29, 2021, 08:02:16 pm
A big asteroid that contains an entire ecosystem of such nanobots. These are the decendants of a handful of stolen repair nanobots that a particular cube of magma dropped onto the asteroid and then left it alone for a million years.
Post by: King Zultan on January 30, 2021, 02:40:51 am
It's just a regular floor and has nothing to do with nanobots.
Post by: crazyabe on January 30, 2021, 02:51:04 am
a floor sized for nanobots, includes nanobot sized elevators and everything.
Post by: Therolyn on January 30, 2021, 08:32:37 am
This floor contains a fully fledged casino. Slots, blackjack, poker, roulette, betting on several kind of races and several other games. Its pretty popular in the skyscraper.
Post by: Starver on January 30, 2021, 11:18:47 am
A huddle of fully-fledged penguins.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 30, 2021, 01:31:19 pm
Nanobots, electric boogaloo.
Post by: Starver on January 30, 2021, 05:15:13 pm
Gigabots.
Their sheer mass explains why the previous two floors are misnumbered. Or it could just be a typo. Their robotic fingers are far too clumsy for using on keyboards.
Post by: Luckyowl on January 30, 2021, 08:16:16 pm
It's here and it's queer.
Post by: King Zultan on January 31, 2021, 03:30:56 am
EVERYONE IS CONSTANTLY YELLING ON THIS FLOOR!!!!
Post by: crazyabe on January 31, 2021, 04:05:55 am
Floor 782
There is something clearly off about this floor.
There is something clearly off about this floor.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on February 04, 2021, 12:31:27 pm
Everything is nromla abuit thşgns fkırooğop...
Post by: Therolyn on February 04, 2021, 01:46:16 pm
Numberless ghosts haunt this floor, for some reason
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 04, 2021, 05:26:40 pm
This floor is filled with rotting corpses for as far as the eye can see.
Post by: King Zultan on February 05, 2021, 02:14:04 am
This floor is filled with confused people wondering why 789 is between 784 and 786.
Post by: Starver on February 05, 2021, 12:17:31 pm
A huge jumbo. Its ears are as big as bowling greens. Except vertical, not square, grey, grassless and generally very ear-like.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on February 05, 2021, 06:36:50 pm
Filled with tagless matresses.
Post by: Starver on February 05, 2021, 07:05:45 pm
A research lab with a malfunctioned matter-transmitter experiment.
Post by: crazyabe on February 05, 2021, 09:00:42 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 05, 2021, 10:32:31 pm
This floor has a projection screen for a floor onto which is projected an child’s drawing of a starry sky with a crude picture of the ISS occasionally passing by.
Post by: King Zultan on February 06, 2021, 03:49:51 am
This room is a collection unit for all the farts that are expelled within the building.
Post by: Starver on February 06, 2021, 05:07:45 am
A zippo-lighter repair shop.
Post by: Uthimienure on February 06, 2021, 04:37:50 pm
A toluene storage floor, reeking of fumes.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 06, 2021, 05:24:40 pm
Contains a bunch of hippies.
Post by: crazyabe on February 07, 2021, 01:07:04 am
Contains a bunch of Hippos, please avoid confusing it with the previous floor.
Post by: King Zultan on February 07, 2021, 02:12:35 am
Who would have guessed that this floor also had a bunch of air planes in it just like the other ones.
Post by: Uthimienure on February 07, 2021, 08:05:55 am
This floor is packed full of rabid hamsters.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on February 07, 2021, 08:31:48 pm
Forumite mine.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 07, 2021, 10:23:18 pm
Contains tailings from the floor below.
Post by: Starver on February 07, 2021, 10:34:23 pm
Contains droppings from the floor above.
Post by: King Zultan on February 08, 2021, 03:05:08 am
Contains thousands of pigeons that are constantly shitting on everything, including the floor below.
Post by: crazyabe on February 08, 2021, 08:13:11 pm
is functionally a retirement home for little old men who enjoy feeding the pigeons.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 12, 2021, 01:11:48 pm
An high-tech 4D printer that constantly prints out geometric shapes of various compositions, sizes, and dimensions.
(to at least a thousand bois)
Post by: King Zultan on March 13, 2021, 02:57:51 am
A super high-tech printer that can't print anything because it's out of toner.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 13, 2021, 03:12:53 am
Filled with bottles of tonic ready to be delivered to the floor below.
Post by: Uthimienure on March 13, 2021, 09:25:13 am
Contains a tonic bottling factory.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 13, 2021, 12:24:21 pm
A factory of ATA's.
Post by: King Zultan on March 14, 2021, 02:34:56 am
It contains the massive DOOM pickle.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 14, 2021, 05:02:15 pm
Inside of a castle with no windows. It's mazelike and same rooms tend to repeat.
Post by: Starver on March 15, 2021, 08:47:30 am
A maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 15, 2021, 07:24:55 pm
A mass of sausages all twisted together, no two alike.
Post by: King Zultan on March 16, 2021, 01:46:41 am
Contains a massive room filled with priceless antiques that are all invisible.
Post by: Starver on March 16, 2021, 06:15:06 am
Stacked with piles and piles of valueless cash that is intangible.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 16, 2021, 06:22:27 am
This floor is solid gold. Literally. The only access from the floor below it to the floor above it is a rickety staircase jury rigged on the outside of the building.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 17, 2021, 02:20:03 pm
An ecosystem of emojis.
Post by: Starver on March 17, 2021, 02:22:23 pm
A gallery. Of a saltmine.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 17, 2021, 07:16:05 pm
A saltmine. Of a kitchen flooring.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 17, 2021, 07:46:38 pm
A kitchen flooring. Of a dancehall.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 17, 2021, 08:04:47 pm
Post by: King Zultan on March 18, 2021, 12:14:07 am
A hall of halls.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 18, 2021, 12:31:27 am
A ball of balls.
Post by: Uthimienure on March 18, 2021, 05:05:53 am
Walls of walleye.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on April 01, 2021, 04:50:00 am
A small orbital habitat around a neutron star.
Post by: King Zultan on April 01, 2021, 04:53:07 am
A small black hole.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 01, 2021, 01:05:05 pm
A team of scientists and engineers trying to come up with a way to use the black hole on the previous floor.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on April 03, 2021, 05:56:36 pm
Memory hole.
Post by: chaotic skies on April 03, 2021, 07:00:40 pm
The other end.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on April 03, 2021, 07:51:48 pm
Attachments and other options.
Post by: King Zultan on April 04, 2021, 02:12:00 am
Propane and propane accessories.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on April 04, 2021, 01:11:51 pm
A simple floor comprised of Nil Geometry (http://www.3-dimensional.space/nil.html), with various objects floating about. Gravity seems to be non-existent inside, probably because it simply doesn't make sense. Needless to say, reaching the stairs on the other side of the room is... surprisingly challenging when space seems to wobble and loop around you. The room has no walls, and repeats seemingly infinitely, so you at least have plenty of attempts to do so!
(NOTE: To observe the distortion, try moving AWAY from the earth in the Earth in Nil Geometry view.)
Post by: Starver on April 04, 2021, 02:27:10 pm
Post by: Uthimienure on April 04, 2021, 06:18:10 pm
The floor, walls, and ceiling are all shiny chrome. The lighting is subtle. Parked on display is a black SR-71.
Post by: King Zultan on April 05, 2021, 01:40:36 am
The entire room is filled with radon gas.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on April 07, 2021, 05:23:43 pm
A radon harvesting plant.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 12, 2021, 08:14:55 am
A radish processing plant.
Post by: Starver on April 12, 2021, 08:23:32 am
A Radeon fabricating plant.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on April 12, 2021, 10:50:56 am
A natural preserve for Ediacaran fauna and flora, and other, distinct lifeforms.
Post by: King Zultan on April 13, 2021, 01:00:30 am
An empty room save for a single bucket, that appears to be filled with shit.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 13, 2021, 06:13:20 am
A little boy together with a milkman, a postman, and a policeman.
Post by: Imic on April 13, 2021, 03:38:40 pm
A Dog built this floor. However, secretly, a single dog couldn't build the entire floor, in truth, THERE WERE TWO DOGS
Post by: King Zultan on April 14, 2021, 03:28:34 am
Contains a dog catcher looking for dogs capable of building things.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 14, 2021, 07:29:30 am
Hell. Except sometimes there aren’t any whips. Sometimes there aren’t any chains. And sometimes there isn’t any oil.
Post by: Starver on April 14, 2021, 07:37:27 am
A small 'specialist' Adult Shop that is struggling to attract sufficient business in the current climate.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 14, 2021, 04:59:36 pm
A small ‘specialist’ cloning lab that specializes in cloning Hitler and is struggling to attract sufficient business in the current climate.
Post by: King Zultan on April 15, 2021, 12:31:41 am
A small 'specialist' pawn shop run by several Hitlers and is struggling to attract sufficient business in the current climate.
Post by: Starver on April 15, 2021, 07:59:49 am
A small 'specialist' rook shop run by several Hess (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hess_(chess_player))es and is struggling to attract sufficient business in the current climate.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 15, 2021, 08:34:13 am
A small ‘specialist’ cloning lab run by several ewes that specializes in cloning Robert Hess and is struggling to attract sufficient business in the current climate.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on May 23, 2021, 06:50:17 pm
A registry for a tournament in Andromeda Galaxy.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 23, 2021, 07:01:10 pm
A tournament, the registry for which is in the Andromeda Galaxy.
Post by: Starver on May 23, 2021, 07:03:56 pm
A Registry Office (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Register_office_(United_Kingdom)).
Post by: Imic on May 23, 2021, 07:05:59 pm
A multi-purpose maternity ward, morgue, funeral home, marriage venue, and orphanage.
Post by: King Zultan on May 24, 2021, 01:01:17 am
A magical kingdom filled with utter morons.
Post by: crazyabe on May 24, 2021, 06:00:23 am
Contains *several* ongoing wars that no one can remember the beginning of.
Post by: Mercur on May 24, 2021, 06:59:02 am
Contain infinite number of canaries that speak a combination between English and gibberish
Post by: Imic on May 24, 2021, 07:03:13 am
The entire Netherlands.
Post by: Starver on May 24, 2021, 08:33:19 am
A space prepared for the Greater Netherlands (https://what-if.xkcd.com/53/), with an annexe intended for the New Netherlands (https://what-if.xkcd.com/54/).
Post by: Imic on May 24, 2021, 08:38:12 am
It is done. Land reclamation projects have been completed across every millimetre of the Universe. There is no up. There is no down. There is no left or right. Through the door of floor 848, there is only the Netherlands, stretching off into infinity.
It smells faintly of marijuana.
Post by: King Zultan on May 25, 2021, 12:12:24 am
It's marijuana land, just like Disney Land but filled with marijuana.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 25, 2021, 02:03:55 am
The “highest” floor so far…
Post by: Uthimienure on May 25, 2021, 07:02:25 am
Maryjaneville, which is 15 feet higher than floor 860.
Post by: Starver on May 25, 2021, 08:27:51 am
(...that are not somehow grossly misaligned by as yet undescribed anomolies.)
Post by: Mercur on May 25, 2021, 10:42:00 am
The floor that contains a room that is both the living room, the kitchen and the bathroom
Post by: Magmacube_tr on May 25, 2021, 05:20:11 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 25, 2021, 08:04:41 pm
Is in continual free fall.
Post by: King Zultan on May 26, 2021, 12:38:10 am
It's filled with COMMUNISTS!
Post by: EuchreJack on May 26, 2021, 11:14:01 am
Contains only A DOOR LEADING ELSEWHERE. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=178525.0)
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 26, 2021, 03:21:25 pm
Contains a window leading HERE (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=156566.msg8282688#msg8282688).
Post by: King Zultan on May 27, 2021, 01:36:36 am
It's a room filled with MUSHROOMS. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=174597.msg8021560#msg8021560)
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 31, 2021, 11:06:05 pm
Contains “magic” mushrooms.
Post by: King Zultan on June 01, 2021, 12:31:29 am
Contains "regular and safe" mushrooms.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 01, 2021, 04:49:28 pm
Contains a large amount of water.
Post by: Uthimienure on June 01, 2021, 08:08:36 pm
This floor is abandoned and there is a faucet that was left open; the floor drains leak into 872's ceiling.
Post by: King Zultan on June 02, 2021, 12:44:15 am
Has an aquarium that's bone dry, and no matter what's done it can not be filled, it's like there's something bellow taking all the water.
Post by: Starver on June 02, 2021, 08:31:55 am
Dry bones.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 02, 2021, 07:42:22 pm
Contains a “dry” speakeasy.
Post by: Uthimienure on June 02, 2021, 09:26:08 pm
On this floor, there are hundreds of people trying to communicate with each other, but they don't find it easy to speak, and their throats are very dry. They would like to drink, but there are no drinks available on this floor.
Post by: King Zultan on June 03, 2021, 02:06:52 am
This floor contains a massive amount of drink vending machines, but none of them see to have power for some reason.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on June 03, 2021, 11:16:35 am
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 04, 2021, 12:39:14 am
Your mom
Post by: King Zultan on June 04, 2021, 01:01:34 am
All the moms.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 05, 2021, 01:03:23 pm
Filled with old junk.
Post by: Uthimienure on June 05, 2021, 01:16:09 pm
This is where hundreds of hoarders and tinkerers live, wearing down the stairs to floor 882.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on June 05, 2021, 04:27:53 pm
The vault where Toady hides Dwarf Fortress 2.
Post by: King Zultan on June 06, 2021, 12:24:48 am
Filled with people trying to cut a hole through the floor to get into the vault on 884.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 06, 2021, 10:03:00 pm
Contains duct tape, an inner tube, and a dead fish.
Post by: King Zultan on June 07, 2021, 02:30:23 am
Contains 12 scrambled eggs and a pound of bacon.
Post by: Starver on June 07, 2021, 07:03:33 am
A temple to Bel-Shamharoth
Post by: Uthimienure on June 07, 2021, 07:27:38 am
Contains all of the skyscraper's fire extinguishers. The doors are all locked.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on June 07, 2021, 09:27:51 am
The interior of a dice.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 07, 2021, 11:03:38 pm
A grammar nazi going off on a rant about how “dice” is plural and the correct singular is “die”.
Post by: Starver on June 08, 2021, 01:39:49 am
Here is a Capitalisation Nazi, an actual Nationalsozialist and little Ignaz from Bavaria; each of whom are ranting about something different, though it's hard to tell exactly what.
Post by: King Zultan on June 08, 2021, 02:47:44 am
It's filled with regular Nazis, you know the kind that like Hitler and hate anything that isn't them.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 08, 2021, 11:43:12 pm
Filled with people quoting Godwin and proclaiming the end of the thread.
Post by: King Zultan on June 09, 2021, 01:04:16 am
Filled with people wanting the thread to continue.
Post by: Starver on June 09, 2021, 03:57:12 am
Filled with Goodwin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodwin_Sands), including a flying car and a sunken bomber.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 09, 2021, 07:26:21 pm
A casino.
Post by: King Zultan on June 10, 2021, 12:11:26 am
A pawn shop filled with stuff pawned by people going to the casino below.
Post by: Starver on June 10, 2021, 02:41:44 am
A porn shop filled with stuff porned by people tyring to redeem from the pawn shop below.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on June 10, 2021, 04:38:31 pm
An empty room with a sign that says ''just a 100 more!''.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 11, 2021, 12:03:06 am
ThErE iS sOmEtHiNg StRaNgE AbOuT tHiS FlOoR. I JuSt CaN’t PuT mY FiNgEr On It…
Post by: King Zultan on June 11, 2021, 12:39:22 am
Filled with chlorine gas!
Post by: Starver on June 11, 2021, 03:16:13 am
Filled with molten sodium.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 11, 2021, 08:59:06 am
A swimming pool filled with white fuming nitric acid.
Post by: Asin on June 12, 2021, 07:16:56 pm
This floor is a collection of various computer towers, all still functioning and all connected together in some ramshackle attempt to make a super-computer. There is a sign right next to the door, with "Jeff's" written on it.
Post by: King Zultan on June 13, 2021, 01:49:38 am
A room filled with bitcoins.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 13, 2021, 02:33:50 am
A room filled with gold coins, all with byte marks on them…
Post by: Starver on June 13, 2021, 09:07:38 am
Words, words, words...
Post by: Uthimienure on June 13, 2021, 02:20:57 pm
On this floor a bunch of pixies have created a Planet of Sound.
Post by: King Zultan on June 14, 2021, 12:57:51 am
On this floor a bunch of pixies have created a Planet of Smell.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 14, 2021, 01:11:33 pm
On this floor a bunch of pixies have created an emergency call center.
Post by: Uthimienure on June 14, 2021, 05:11:35 pm
This floor is a recording studio. Currently, the Pixies are recording their album Trompe le Monde, which borrows a theme from floor 909.
Post by: Starver on June 14, 2021, 10:17:54 pm
Home to a clan o' Pictsies, ye ken?
Post by: King Zultan on June 15, 2021, 02:43:06 am
A pub where everybody knows your name, and what you've been doing.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 15, 2021, 11:42:03 pm
A place where nobody knows what they’re doing or who anyone is.
Post by: King Zultan on June 16, 2021, 12:50:22 am
A room filled with BEES!
Post by: Magmacube_tr on June 16, 2021, 01:21:44 pm
The Bed of Azathoth.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 16, 2021, 07:28:12 pm
The Nightstand of Azathoth.
Post by: Uthimienure on June 16, 2021, 10:10:27 pm
On this floor, Sam Hammich gave me a ham sammich.
I said "Thanks, Sam!"
Post by: King Zultan on June 17, 2021, 12:21:05 am
On this floor I received no sammich, and there for this floor is shit!
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 17, 2021, 03:41:16 pm
Filled with people complaining about the smell coming up from below.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 01, 2021, 04:42:07 am
Pitch black interior of a giant, old, wooden building absolutely infested with mold and woodlice.
Post by: King Zultan on July 01, 2021, 04:49:26 am
Pitch black interior of a giant, old, wooden building absolutely infested with wood.
Post by: Starver on July 01, 2021, 05:27:23 am
A cricket pitch, totally infested by crickets.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 01, 2021, 05:41:01 pm
The mythical toothpaste that 10 out of 10 dentists recommend. Any teeth brushed with it have such a strong shine that it blinds people.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 01, 2021, 10:44:02 pm
A little shop that sells sunglasses.
Post by: King Zultan on July 02, 2021, 01:20:12 am
A little shop that sells horrors.
Post by: Uthimienure on July 02, 2021, 03:30:33 pm
A small mom & pop store that can get you anything you want... for a price.
Post by: King Zultan on July 03, 2021, 02:51:07 am
The floor of this room is lava!
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 03, 2021, 08:20:04 am
A place where anyone enters turn into the thing they most desire.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 03, 2021, 07:49:06 pm
Full of people that have recently had life changing experiences, and people that are full of themselves.
Post by: Uthimienure on July 03, 2021, 11:26:12 pm
This floor spins constantly, like a huge ceiling fan. The wind created helps keep floor 930 cool. The architects screwed up, because this should have been floor 929 instead of 931.
Post by: King Zultan on July 04, 2021, 01:28:31 am
This floor contains several nuclear reactors powering all the weird electric stuff in the building.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 06, 2021, 12:42:59 am
This floor contains a daycare.
Post by: King Zultan on July 06, 2021, 12:59:33 am
This floor contains a nightcare.
Post by: Starver on July 06, 2021, 05:20:48 am
This floor contains a dusky-blonde nurse called Dawn.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 06, 2021, 08:30:08 am
A dwarf fortress world where everything is dead. Animals, plants, sapients, all beasts, all of them.
Post by: Screech9791 on July 06, 2021, 09:43:40 am
Contains BrikThulhu (https://brikwars.com/wiki/BrikThulhu)'s apartment and some other things that would involve an eldritch god of noneuclidian plastic bricks.
Post by: Starver on July 06, 2021, 10:07:00 am
A multi-faith ecclesiastical cast-offs emporium, deconsecrating and selling such unwanted gewgaws as might become available, whether surplus surplices or censored censers. Invest in some vestments, or be incensed by the incense!
Post by: Uthimienure on July 06, 2021, 11:30:56 am
Contains designs & a prototype of the Porsche model bearing of the floor's number.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 06, 2021, 05:54:57 pm
Magmacube's meme stache
Post by: King Zultan on July 07, 2021, 01:38:54 am
The entire world's supply of cocaine.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 07, 2021, 04:39:46 am
The entire world’s supply of blackjack.
Post by: Starver on July 07, 2021, 04:55:47 am
Accomodation for every single Rugby team's number two player...
Post by: Uthimienure on July 07, 2021, 06:55:46 am
A showroom with 4 mint-condition Porsche 944's.
Post by: King Zultan on July 08, 2021, 01:55:13 am
A showroom with several ruined cars in it.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 08, 2021, 05:06:44 pm
A room showroom with several rooms being shown in it.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 09, 2021, 05:06:06 am
Where all forum threads go when they die.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 09, 2021, 07:18:07 am
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 09, 2021, 05:06:31 pm
My Immortal, but real.
Post by: King Zultan on July 10, 2021, 02:24:36 am
99 lead balloons.
Post by: Starver on July 10, 2021, 02:41:01 am
Neunundneunzig Bleizeppeline
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 10, 2021, 03:11:59 pm
Boiled corn dispensary.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 10, 2021, 03:15:45 pm
Baited corn dispensary. This corn has a special property of attracting nearly any creature towards it, even creatures that don’t eat corn
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 10, 2021, 04:42:21 pm
‘Bated corn dispensary.
Post by: Mercur on July 10, 2021, 06:25:15 pm
A floor that have no one and every one at the same time
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 10, 2021, 06:31:46 pm
Where Yahweh put all the iron chariots.
Post by: King Zultan on July 11, 2021, 01:47:55 am
Filled with fat guys eating loads of beans.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 11, 2021, 04:37:19 am
Puffy Cloud Heaven.
Post by: Uthimienure on July 11, 2021, 07:44:13 am
Contains at least one part from each of the 345 Porsche 959's.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 11, 2021, 04:06:42 pm
We don't talk about the Floor 960.
Post by: Uthimienure on July 11, 2021, 07:18:06 pm
This is a large room filled with people talking about floor 960.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 11, 2021, 07:21:34 pm
Floor 962
A floor filled with dancing numbers and letters, and a portal to Sesame Street
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 11, 2021, 07:58:22 pm
Where Toady keeps Dwarf Fortress 2, the first person shooter game.
Post by: King Zultan on July 12, 2021, 02:20:33 am
Where Toady keeps Kobold Quest 2, the always online battle royale game.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 12, 2021, 02:49:37 am
Floor 965
The floor where Pokémon Special Attack is being developed, a first person shooter game where Pokémon use special attacks against opponents, as well as status boosts/debuffs
((Inspired by a joke I made last night where my brother was playing COD and I mentioned something about some moves increasing stats, knowing he wasn’t playing Pikemon, then I thought of the idea))
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 12, 2021, 05:52:44 am
An animal care.
Post by: King Zultan on July 12, 2021, 06:45:13 am
A care bear.
Post by: Starver on July 12, 2021, 08:30:16 am
A bare Poincaré floor.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 12, 2021, 09:43:08 am
A dystopian world where everything is excatly the same, but there is no internet connection, ever.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 13, 2021, 12:17:18 am
A utopia where all that exists is the Internet.
Post by: King Zultan on July 13, 2021, 02:25:58 am
A world that is nether utopia or dystopia, it's just a regular place.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 14, 2021, 11:37:26 am
A utopia where all that exists is the Internet.
Life could be a dream...
Floor 972
A shop that sells all kinds of stones.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 16, 2021, 12:37:19 am
A nightmare brought to life.
Post by: King Zultan on July 16, 2021, 01:38:30 am
A play zone filled with kids hopped up on PCP.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 16, 2021, 01:58:25 am
Floor 975
A place where all entities from every Trading Card Game come to life. The effect does not reverse after discarding, so every card ever played is living here, even spells, so you’ll find various weather pockets as well as things that wouldn’t exist anywhere else
Post by: Uthimienure on July 16, 2021, 12:19:35 pm
A terrarium-like ecosystem, with a near-constant, drizzle-like rain, where miniscule, basilisk-like, semi-sentient creatures wander around conversing, using too many hyphenation-laden sentences.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 16, 2021, 12:36:57 pm
Floor 977
This floor seems to be made of fungi, or maybe plants, both? Glowing spheres of light of various colors and sizes float at various speeds. Some call these wisps. They aren’t dangerous, and if one gets close enough to some of the larger ones, they might be able to hear words of some sort. ((Fun fact, apparently Will’o Wisp is based on a real phenomena, will’o wisps, which happen in swamps and wetlands at night. They are caused by bacteria emitting different gasses that glow when reacting with..the air I think? Been a while since I saw the video about it))
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 16, 2021, 07:00:20 pm
A giant aquarium that has a freshwater lake ecosystem inside it.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 16, 2021, 07:16:22 pm
A riparium modeled after the Amazon. Complete with piranhas.
Post by: King Zultan on July 17, 2021, 02:17:14 am
The eternally burning baked potato!
Post by: Uthimienure on July 17, 2021, 03:35:14 am
A science exhibit that proves the world is nothing more than a potato from the cosmic vegetable garden.
The potato is burning inside, baking itself from the inside out, with a thin crust that supports this skyscraper.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 17, 2021, 07:41:00 am
The whole floor is transparent. Within, you can hear many voices mentioning how amazing it is that anyone made it this far
Post by: King Zultan on July 18, 2021, 04:07:08 am
There's a sign here that says your just several hundred floors away from the half way point.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 18, 2021, 04:25:13 pm
A cryptic grey stone monument with writings of a thousand unknown dead languages carved all over it. It constantly produces sounds that can only be described as undescribable.
Post by: Uthimienure on July 18, 2021, 04:37:05 pm
Rows of desks with linguists seated at them, the linguists are struggling unsuccessfully to translate the sounds from the floor below, which are transmitted to them through hundreds of microphones hidden in that floor's ceiling tiles.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 18, 2021, 04:39:56 pm
There is a sign with a writing that states, that the statement written on the sign on floor 983 is a baseless assertion.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 18, 2021, 05:41:17 pm
This floor contains a sign pointing out that the sign on floor 983 is not baseless, the base it is using is base ten!
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 18, 2021, 07:41:53 pm
A sign with a mouth proclaims that another base is the pole the sign is placed on, or maybe the floor. It asks future floor builders if they want to mess with the base system, making future floors written in base 11 or higher with a base 10 translation, like it would go 8…9…a…a…a0…a1 etc. it excitedly states that bases are cool
Post by: King Zultan on July 19, 2021, 01:21:35 am
This floor contains a sign that sings!
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 19, 2021, 02:22:55 am
The floor of this floor contains mouths that complain when people walk on them.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 19, 2021, 04:10:54 am
A giant TV screen that has a cringy cartoon playing on it at all times. At full volume.
(It's The Final Countdown! dodo dooo doooooo, dodo d-d-doooooooo...)
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 21, 2021, 03:54:56 am
Floor 992
A statue of triumph. It's in the shape of a warrior with his sword raised up high.
Post by: King Zultan on July 21, 2021, 04:04:07 am
A statue of failure. It's in the shape of a person curled up into a ball crying.
Post by: Starver on July 21, 2021, 04:50:20 am
Home to a plinth. And a plintheth. In fact, there'th a whole tongue-tied loyal family!
Post by: Uthimienure on July 21, 2021, 07:26:23 am
Filled with dirt to within 2 feet of the ceiling. The dirt is filled with ant colonies. There is one person crawling on the surface, tasked to count all the ants. The person feels as if they have been cast into hell, especially when counting the red ants, which bite.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 21, 2021, 09:46:26 am
This floor is a giant wasp nest. The wasps inside are about the size of house cats
Post by: Mathel on July 21, 2021, 10:45:18 am
Contains 256 large tesla coils all on the same frequency, arranged in a 16x16 square. Any coils next to each other are exactly half a phase misaligned.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 21, 2021, 11:31:02 am
Floor 998
A floor filled with every kind of light imaginable, powered by the coils on the floor below
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 21, 2021, 12:54:06 pm
Floor 999
A thank you to all builders of this skyscraper, in the form of a mural.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 21, 2021, 03:03:01 pm
The sign on this floor only has room for, at most, three digits.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 21, 2021, 03:22:32 pm
Floor 0
The sign on this floor only has room for, at most, three digits.
*deep breath*
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 21, 2021, 05:12:30 pm
Slinkies bounce randomly throughout this floor, the floor is make of bouncy house material to allow for this
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 21, 2021, 07:25:23 pm
Portals to all Undertale AU's
Post by: Mathel on July 22, 2021, 12:10:19 am
Post by: King Zultan on July 22, 2021, 01:41:27 am
A room with a.... nothing!
Post by: Uthimienure on July 22, 2021, 12:48:56 pm
Another floor with...
Post by: King Zultan on July 23, 2021, 12:32:12 am
This floor has...... something.
Post by: Uthimienure on July 23, 2021, 06:50:26 am
This floor is James Bond's private suite.
Post by: Mathel on July 23, 2021, 11:29:24 am
There is a volcano here, permanently spitting lava.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 23, 2021, 07:59:44 pm
An awful Deathrun map.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 23, 2021, 08:02:30 pm
Dialup noises everywhere. The floor and walls are made of tiles that are ones and zeroes, all zeroes are one color, all ones are a different color, the colors switch at random times. The colors are green and red. The red tiles are transparent, while the green ones are solid
Post by: Uthimienure on July 23, 2021, 09:52:48 pm
The floor is semi-randomly floored with binary tiles, 3/4 of them are ones and 1/4 of them are zeros. Isn't that exciting?
Post by: Mathel on July 24, 2021, 12:19:36 am
There are bears here.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 24, 2021, 01:06:16 am
This is a prime floor.
Post by: King Zultan on July 24, 2021, 01:49:09 am
Here there be wagons, beware their scuttling!
Post by: Uthimienure on July 24, 2021, 07:00:35 am
There may be ships here, please don't scuttle them!
Post by: Starver on July 24, 2021, 08:03:01 am
A heap of coal, waiting to be put in scuttles.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 24, 2021, 01:20:26 pm
This floor is filled with Scuttle Bugs (https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/super-mario-64-official/images/5/57/Scuttlebug.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/213?cb=20171224195827)
Spoiler: Am showing where the image is from so am hopefully not damaging copyright (click to show/hide)
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 24, 2021, 02:32:40 pm
Where Nintendo keeps those who infringe their copyright claims.
Post by: Starver on July 24, 2021, 04:18:14 pm
An overflow floor for those that won't fit in Floor 1018, despite indefinite capacity almost never being a problem in any other instance of a floor.
(This one has space for a Grahams Number of infringers, because it was only an afterthought to the original, and nobody could actually afford to make it anywhere as large as its predecesor.)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 24, 2021, 04:24:13 pm
A place where all things taken from overflow errors go
Glitched areas, insanely high statted weapons and armor, only one stat away from being put down to nothing, if that happens they disappear and a copy, almost overflowed will take its place, glitched out creatures, in short, this floor is a pixelated horrorscape of corruptions
Post by: Uthimienure on July 24, 2021, 07:35:17 pm
A perfectly peaceful garden.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 24, 2021, 11:41:11 pm
Contains a refugee camp for people fleeing from the floor above.
Post by: Starver on July 25, 2021, 12:09:54 am
Contains a holiday camp for people from the floor below.
Post by: King Zultan on July 25, 2021, 01:28:18 am
Contains a concentration camp for..... concentration.
Post by: Mathel on July 25, 2021, 05:38:37 am
Contains a castle made of olivine.
Post by: Uthimienure on July 25, 2021, 07:23:32 am
Contains a 1/2-scale model of Duke Teer's castle.
What is it made of?
Post by: King Zultan on July 26, 2021, 02:49:48 am
It contains six million Mexican centavos.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 26, 2021, 06:59:11 am
A magnificent church interior. The windows and doors to the outside are all sealed shut.
Post by: Mathel on July 26, 2021, 09:03:01 am
Contains a single tiny mote of dust and nothing else. Not even air.
Post by: Uthimienure on July 26, 2021, 09:58:10 am
This floor is where The Mote was before it fell to floor 1029... in God's Eye, which is here, watching the mote in the floor below.
Post by: Starver on July 26, 2021, 06:28:59 pm
A robot factory that makes humans.
Post by: King Zultan on July 27, 2021, 01:43:26 am
A maternity ward where humans give birth to robots.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on July 28, 2021, 06:55:47 am
Skyscrapers shower room.
Post by: Mathel on July 28, 2021, 10:49:17 am
Contains a miniature version of the Skyscraper
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 28, 2021, 11:30:52 pm
Contains a miniature version of floor 1034.
Post by: King Zultan on July 29, 2021, 12:26:13 am
Contains a miniature version of the sun, just as bright and hot as the full sized one but a fraction of the size!
Post by: Uthimienure on July 29, 2021, 06:05:07 am
It was replaced by heat shielding as thick as the floor would have been.
Post by: Mathel on July 29, 2021, 01:41:02 pm
Contains healing clowns.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 29, 2021, 04:09:21 pm
Any sound from floor 1038 is transported here, where a large floating flute will continue to play the most recent sounds until new sounds are transported through the room. The flute can cause even deaf people to hear the sounds it plays
Post by: King Zultan on July 30, 2021, 01:15:16 am
This floor contains the Deafanatior, capable of deafening anything that comes onto this floor!
Post by: Magmacube_tr on August 01, 2021, 06:39:13 am
A large collection of devices that all end with -inator.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 01, 2021, 10:00:41 am
This is where Dr. Doofensmirtz’s new Evil Incorporated is, even though he knows leaving is impossible, at least he can create as many inators as he pleases without that meddlesome platypus. Each day, one of them gets transported to the floor below
Post by: Mathel on August 01, 2021, 12:55:44 pm
Here is a home of a platypus family. They hack net-accesible -inators on the floor below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 01, 2021, 02:52:04 pm
This floor is home to a family of platypus hunters. The lack nets with which to catch the platypuses on the floor below.
Post by: King Zultan on August 02, 2021, 01:28:14 am
This floor is home to a family of net makers. They lack a way to get to the floor below to sell their nets.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 02, 2021, 01:36:04 am
This floor contains snakes made of thread
Post by: Mathel on August 02, 2021, 06:53:22 am
This floor contains mongooses made of fire.
Post by: Uthimienure on August 02, 2021, 10:31:33 am
This floor contains itself; it contains floor.
Post by: Starver on August 02, 2021, 11:44:40 am
And an unshaven and unkempt barber. Which she really shouldn't be.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 02, 2021, 12:00:43 pm
Contains mirrors built in the shape of a nest, the nest of the Mirror Bird, a bird made of mirrors infamous for theft of many mirrors to build herself, her nest, and shells for her 3 eggs. This bird is the reason the barber on the floor below can’t get herself fixed up. Her mirrors all keep getting stolen. The sound of the mirror bird is not unlike when you rub glass together. Being made of mirrors, mirror birds don’t really have to eat, anyone who ventures up here is either forced to make mirrors or turned into mirrors, sometimes, creatures come out of the mirrors that make up the eggs, the nest, or the body of the mother, and probably will come out of the children when they hatch. It is currently unknown whether these mirror creatures were side effects of the mirrors being part of a living entity or a product of a wizard who was one of the first few to be turned into a mirror. It is also unknown when the first mirror egg was made,or whether the nest grew the “Mother Mirror” as the trapped mirror makers have dubbed her.
Post by: Mathel on August 02, 2021, 01:34:14 pm
Contains an expedition of invisible men from above, who came to fight the Mirror Mother.
Unfortunately, it does NOT contain a stairway down, and the lift is broken.
Post by: Uthimienure on August 02, 2021, 09:07:48 pm
Medusa lives here. She's the one that disabled the lift down to 1050.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 02, 2021, 09:41:30 pm
Floor 1049, rather predictably, contains all floors that do not contain themselves.
And an unshaven and unkempt barber. Which she really shouldn't be.
((Does this floor contain itself?))
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 02, 2021, 09:46:40 pm
((if it did, it would be paradoxical since it must not contain floors that contain themselves, wait…do you think of the kitchen in your house as containing itself?))Floor 1049, rather predictably, contains all floors that do not contain themselves.
And an unshaven and unkempt barber. Which she really shouldn't be.
((Does this floor contain itself?))
Floor 1053
This floor contains portals to various points in time. Various time mages come in and out of these portals and try preventing time paradoxes
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 02, 2021, 10:26:34 pm
((if it did, it would be paradoxical since it must not contain floors that contain themselves, wait…do you think of the kitchen in your house as containing itself?))Floor 1049, rather predictably, contains all floors that do not contain themselves.
And an unshaven and unkempt barber. Which she really shouldn't be.
((Does this floor contain itself?))
Floor 1053
This floor contains portals to various points in time. Various time mages come in and out of these portals and try preventing time paradoxes
You might (or might not) enjoy reading this (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell's_paradox), or watching this (https://youtu.be/xauCQpnbNAM).
Post by: King Zultan on August 03, 2021, 01:46:20 am
It's almost completely filled with sand.
Post by: Starver on August 03, 2021, 06:19:28 am
Floor 1055
Hosting a live, extended studio recording of The Goon Show.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 03, 2021, 10:41:35 am
This floor contains the real Yo Gabba Gabbas along with the actors that play them, often leading to human Gabba nteractions that may or may not result in misunderstandings
Post by: King Zultan on August 04, 2021, 02:37:43 am
This floor contains PURE concentrated NOTHINGNESS!
Post by: Mathel on August 04, 2021, 04:05:33 am
This floor contains all kinds of androids.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 05, 2021, 06:16:09 pm
This floor contains a robotics lab whose engineers have way too much time on their hands.
Post by: King Zultan on August 06, 2021, 02:52:32 am
This floor contains a brothel filled with androids made by the floor below.
Post by: Starver on August 06, 2021, 04:49:29 am
A floor that is home to gynoids, who are diverse bunch with many ordinary tasks throughout the building (e.g. black-hole containment operative, rabbit breeder or Lord High Admiral) and exhibit a full range of attitudes to the floor below, including some general amusement that nobody nearby has even noticed this community and others with flat out annoyance at the distracting sounds that occasionally filter up because it disturbs their downtime.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 06, 2021, 11:35:33 pm
This floor is a giant saltwater reef aquarium with everything including fish, corals, invertebrates, plants, and other sea life, but no water.
Post by: King Zultan on August 07, 2021, 03:12:12 am
This floor contains a machine that was used to suck up all the saltwater from the floor below and bottle it.
Post by: Mathel on August 07, 2021, 08:57:30 am
This floor contains a giant bottle of saltwater, provided by the floor below.
Post by: Uthimienure on August 07, 2021, 11:00:43 am
A bottled water factory that is bottling floor 1063's water and selling it under several popular brand names. They hope to sell it quickly and flee to a secret location with the money before being caught.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on August 07, 2021, 10:54:52 pm
Vacuum of space.
Post by: Starver on August 08, 2021, 08:49:34 am
Battle of Hastings
Post by: King Zultan on August 09, 2021, 01:35:04 am
Ten thousand tons of crap!
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 09, 2021, 11:27:57 pm
The fan fiction convention that provided the material for the floor below.
Post by: Mathel on August 10, 2021, 02:29:04 pm
An illusory fan.
Post by: King Zultan on August 11, 2021, 01:17:09 am
A massive air conditioning unit.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 11, 2021, 02:34:53 am
A massive hair conditioning unit.
Post by: Uthimienure on August 11, 2021, 07:05:41 am
A less-than massive shampoo factory.
Post by: Starver on August 11, 2021, 07:13:35 am
An average sized real poo factory.
Post by: Uthimienure on August 11, 2021, 07:16:28 am
A small shamwow factory.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 11, 2021, 08:42:58 am
A sentient Bob made of Shamwow cloth. It takes Shamwow from the factory below
Post by: King Zultan on August 12, 2021, 12:41:11 am
A sentient Billy made of Oxiclean, he is preparing himself to fight Shamwow.
Post by: Mathel on August 12, 2021, 01:44:26 pm
There is a sentient Beowulf here, made of meat. He naps.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 15, 2021, 01:37:36 am
Two groups of people in a heated (and somewhat-less-than-friendly) debate concerning the pronunciation of the word “sentient”.
Post by: King Zultan on August 15, 2021, 01:42:45 am
Two groups of people in a super heated debate, nobody knows what the debate is but knives and guns have been drawn and there's blood on the floor.
Post by: Starver on August 15, 2021, 07:45:40 am
The home studio of the artist who specialises in giving away pencil sketches of weaponry, as a distraction technique. He clearly frequently suffers from epistaxis.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on August 16, 2021, 12:18:30 pm
Magmacube's mony stache.
Post by: Mathel on August 16, 2021, 01:29:20 pm
A maze in the shape of a Dane ax is on this floor. The stairs up are on one side of the maze, stairs down on the other. The lift is in the center.
Post by: King Zultan on August 17, 2021, 01:39:46 am
A complex series of tubes.
Post by: Uthimienure on August 17, 2021, 05:43:10 am
This floor is filled with seawater.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 18, 2021, 07:03:39 pm
This floor is full of shit.
Post by: King Zultan on August 19, 2021, 02:12:29 am
This floor is full of vomit.
Post by: Mathel on August 19, 2021, 05:47:51 am
This floor had 78% H2SO4 spilled in it.
Post by: Uthimienure on August 19, 2021, 07:01:20 am
This floor is empty, except for the dead skunk in the center of it.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 19, 2021, 05:40:58 pm
Post by: King Zultan on August 20, 2021, 02:25:55 am
This floor is empty except for the nothingness inside.
Post by: Mathel on August 20, 2021, 07:01:11 am
This floor is full of gas. Fluorine gas.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 20, 2021, 11:07:26 pm
This floor is filled with water, which some of the fluorine from below seeps upwards towards, causing small explosions
Post by: King Zultan on August 21, 2021, 01:04:21 am
Everything is water damaged because of all the water from below.
Post by: Uthimienure on August 21, 2021, 07:03:22 am
This floor was deliberately set on fire to prevent the water below from seeping upwards.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 21, 2021, 05:57:48 pm
Post by: Mathel on August 22, 2021, 11:35:37 am
The japanese family running the bathhouse below lives here.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on August 22, 2021, 01:33:00 pm
Skaycrapers hamam. It is a pretty large, lavish and luxurious one with a large warm pool, scluptures and waterfalls.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 22, 2021, 04:01:18 pm
This floor has a long hallway with running between the stairs going to and from the upper and lower levels. There is an open doorway on each side of the hallway, with each being out of line with the other and having a wall positioned so as the prevent those in the hallway from seeing into the rooms they lead to. One of the doorways has “Ladies” written above it, and the other one has “Gentlemen”. At each of the entrances to the stairs leading to this floor from the upper and lower levels, there is graffiti consisting of an arrow pointing to this floor with the word “Skycrappers”.
Post by: Uthimienure on August 22, 2021, 08:03:40 pm
From this floor can be heard the sounds of powerful electric pumps sucking unspeakable slurries from below and noisily depositing the smelly stuff into large tanks.
Post by: King Zultan on August 23, 2021, 12:21:22 am
This floor contains thousands of air fresheners trying to block the smell coming up from the floor below.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on August 23, 2021, 04:58:00 am
/pol/
Post by: Mathel on August 23, 2021, 09:12:58 am
Contains a sign saying THIS IS NOT FLOOR 12! and a large number of confused robots.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 23, 2021, 09:54:15 am
Contains a sign saying NOPE! THIS ISN’T FLOOR 13, EITHER!
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 23, 2021, 12:32:52 pm
This floor contains a computer that is supposed to tell any confused robots that they are much higher up than they think they are, however said computer often just makes random sounds while putting words together in nonsensical ways
Post by: Uthimienure on August 23, 2021, 06:13:20 pm
This floor has a large swimming pool in the center. Around the edges are diving boards, all of which are on the outside of the building. Those brave enough to dive into the swimming pools surrounding the building at ground level are given free passes to visit all the floors above 1013. Those not brave enough are also given free passes, however, but not until all those brave enough have jumped. Thus, the joke is on the jumpers.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 23, 2021, 06:16:34 pm
There is a is a large undead mantis here, made of the bones and flesh of the various people who thought this floor was safe. It guards the door to 1015
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 23, 2021, 09:44:11 pm
Everything on this floor is made of ice cream (including the floor itself).
Post by: King Zultan on August 24, 2021, 12:40:29 am
Floor 1106
This floor is a dwarven tavern where everything is made of pitchblende, including the drinks, food, and dwarves.
Post by: Mathel on August 24, 2021, 01:11:59 am
This floor contains a mad and irradiated sculptor and a mountain of pitchblende.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 24, 2021, 02:00:02 am
Floor 1015
This floor contains talking liquids of various types. These liquids also are able to move and will try “freeing you from your prison” aka draining your body of liquids
Post by: Uthimienure on August 24, 2021, 06:53:01 am
This floor has offices with clerks busy straightening out the floor numbering.
Post by: Starver on August 24, 2021, 09:36:05 am
This floor contains a sign saying THIS IS NOT FLOOR 39! and a lot of confused Martian tripods.
Post by: Mathel on August 24, 2021, 10:44:38 am
This floor is covered with a single layer of ball bearings.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 24, 2021, 01:22:35 pm
This floor contains a vacuum, within which lies an asteroid just large enough for an adult human to stand on. Due to the small size, it doesn’t have much gravitational pull. The walls and floor and ceiling also don’t have enough gravitational pull in any of the directions. The asteroid remains in the center due to a currently unknown means
Post by: Fluffe9911 on August 24, 2021, 01:28:01 pm
A lone man in a business suit looks outside a window in horror it is unknown what he sees.
Post by: Uthimienure on August 24, 2021, 01:49:56 pm
More clerks... clearly they aren't doing a very good job.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 24, 2021, 09:27:40 pm
A floor filled with gnashing teeth of various animals, both Earthly and non Earthly
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 24, 2021, 11:48:33 pm
An event venue. It is currently hosting a petition signing drive for a petition to ask the designer of the previous floor to please stop misnumbering floors.
Post by: King Zultan on August 25, 2021, 02:58:11 am
Floor 1117
This floor is filled with confused people trying to figure out what's with all these floors being mislabeled.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 25, 2021, 03:11:54 am
Someone mentioned that floor numbering was messed up, I thought I was the one putting correct floors, turns out I was the one making the errors
Floor 1118
This floor contains living sculptures constantly apologizing for various things whether or not they actually did those things, on account of the, being rooted in place, lots of the things they apologize for could not have been done by them
Post by: Starver on August 25, 2021, 04:18:21 am
Spoiler: In case anybody's bothered... (click to show/hide)
)Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 25, 2021, 05:04:17 am
Floor 1120
A human like brain surrounded in a metal casing connected by neurons to the other floors, along with lots of servers that the neurons also connect to. This has caused people to wonder whether the skyscraper itself can think or if it’s alive
Post by: Uthimienure on August 25, 2021, 05:05:13 am
This floor is filled with love, forgiveness, and the acceptance of apologies for the statues in Floor 1118, and anyone else who would benefit from the aforementioned filling.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 25, 2021, 05:15:23 am
This floor is a fleshy sack containing various hormones that are then sent to the brain below via a tube coiling around the demdrites and axons of the neurons connected to this floor
Post by: King Zultan on August 25, 2021, 05:20:34 am
This floor is filled with various tubes that are filled with various liquids.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 25, 2021, 06:51:25 am
One of the tubes from below connects to a Faraday disc that changes diameter based on currently unknown signals from the aforementioned tube. The other tubes from below go to more above floors and act like a wall. The rotation speed of the disc remains constant, at 700 radians per second
Post by: Mathel on August 25, 2021, 08:03:57 am
One of the tubes from floor 1123 connects to a computer on this floor. The computer boots directly into PacMan.
Post by: King Zultan on August 26, 2021, 02:51:36 am
This floor is where all the public bathrooms are.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 26, 2021, 02:54:20 am
Floor 1126
This floor is where all the public bathrooms are.
((What about Floor 1097?))
Post by: King Zultan on August 26, 2021, 02:56:44 am
Post by: Starver on August 26, 2021, 04:27:34 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Floor 1127
Loads of glass-walled rooms, each with a bath in. (Contractually, nobody can call these "public bathrooms", because the floor below claims that title, despite having no baths and being strictly segregated by gender/etc, having locks on doors and not even having any peep-holes, except in one little known but surprisingly popular corner of the floor.)
There are choices of temperature from scolding to iced. Bubble-bath is optionally available but discouraged in excess. A scented candle-store is permanently open in the centre, next to the store selling scented-candles, but the towel shop is permanently closed for lunch.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on August 26, 2021, 05:47:14 am
A public bathroom entirely made of clear glass.
Post by: Uthimienure on August 26, 2021, 08:27:49 am
A near-featureless floor, with one near-featureless feature, which is featured in the magazine "Feature", which itself is featured on newstands and hawked by newschildren yelling out "Feature, get your Feature now!" and "Find out what the near-featureless feature on floor 1129 is in the new issue of Feature, on sale now at my newstand!".
Post by: Mathel on August 26, 2021, 10:52:25 am
the newsstand and newschildren with Feature are housed here.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on August 26, 2021, 11:17:50 am
A collection of small asteroids that are covered in graffiti.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 26, 2021, 05:41:14 pm
Floor 1129this broke my brain a bit
A near-featureless floor, with one near-featureless feature, which is featured in the magazine "Feature", which itself is featured on newstands and hawked by newschildren yelling out "Feature, get your Feature now!" and "Find out what the near-featureless feature on floor 1129 is in the new issue of Feature, on sale now at my newstand!".
Floor 1132
It rains spray paint of various colors here
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 26, 2021, 07:08:06 pm
This floor is filled with storage tanks full of spray paint. Several of the tanks are leaking.
Post by: King Zultan on August 27, 2021, 02:04:13 am
This floor is filled with people huffing the paint fumes from the floor below.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on August 27, 2021, 05:44:31 am
Has a radio in it that plays any videogame soundtrack from any game upon request.
Post by: Mathel on August 27, 2021, 06:30:25 am
A bunch of people here are angrily stomping the floor, shouting to tone the music down.
Post by: Uthimienure on August 27, 2021, 07:50:02 am
The people here are wondering why the people below are stomping.
Post by: Screech9791 on August 27, 2021, 09:42:46 am
++This floor does not exist. No such floor exists, nor has it ever existed. The remainder of this post is intentionally left blank. There is no need for you to read further, and if you feel any urges to read beyond this paragraph or if you have any suspicion that there is any text following, please consult your local Commissar or Chaplain for re-education. If you happen to be the Commissar, report yourself to your sidearm.++
Post by: brewer bob on August 27, 2021, 02:43:01 pm
This floor houses offices of the Commissar's underlings. It has a huge echoing lobby with many counters behind which sit clerks, who are at any given time overworked. Massive amounts of confused people from the non-existing Floor 1138 are queuing to get an appointment with the Commissar or Chaplain. A cacophony of ceaseless exasperated voices, ringing phones, typewriter clicking and footsteps inevitable increase the stress of any poor soul unfortunate enough to get stuck here.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 27, 2021, 08:45:10 pm
This floor contains a re-education camp.
Post by: Mathel on August 28, 2021, 01:00:20 am
This floor contains a de-education camp
Post by: King Zultan on August 28, 2021, 02:12:11 am
This floor contains an education camp.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on September 01, 2021, 08:59:29 am
This floor contains an un-education camp
Post by: brewer bob on September 01, 2021, 09:02:18 am
This floor contains a semi-education camp.
Post by: Starver on September 01, 2021, 09:05:02 am
This floor contains a double-education camp.
Post by: Mathel on September 01, 2021, 09:44:19 am
This floor contains a bandit camp.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 02, 2021, 12:57:13 am
This floor is full of people wondering how there could be two floors numbered 1145.
Post by: Fluffe9911 on September 02, 2021, 01:22:28 am
People claim this floor was built over floor 1147 but floor 1147 never existed it has always been Floor 1148 I guess technically its floor 1147 but im sure if you actually bothered to count all the floors the floor number would actually be 1150 or something like that so lets all agree floor 1148 was built over floor 1147 while being on the 1150ish storey before we all get a headache alright? Oh yeah inside the room is a sign that says "Welcome to floor 1147"...huh
Post by: King Zultan on September 02, 2021, 03:30:43 am
This floor contains the crumbled up bits of all the missing floors.
Post by: Laterigrade on September 02, 2021, 04:09:05 am
This floor doesn’t like you. Yeah, you, you specifically, the one with the big nose and the oh-so-fancy surgically altered armpit hair.
Post by: Uthimienure on September 02, 2021, 10:12:35 am
This floor likes you... with ketchup.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 02, 2021, 06:19:18 pm
Home to the “Long Pork Rotisserie and Delicatessen”.
Post by: King Zultan on September 03, 2021, 02:09:34 am
This floor used to be home to a bunch of hobos but for some reason they've all disappeared, and it seemed to start when that restaurant opened in the floor below, but so far no one has blamed the restaurant.
Post by: Mathel on September 03, 2021, 03:17:37 am
Filled with floo powder.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 04, 2021, 08:44:37 am
This floor is filled with people who have clinical depression.
Post by: King Zultan on September 05, 2021, 02:20:10 am
This floor is filled with people who have clinical oppression.
Post by: Uthimienure on September 05, 2021, 10:14:58 am
This floor is empty. The sign on the door: "People without any problems."
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 06, 2021, 10:41:46 pm
This floor is full of people with math problems.
Post by: Mathel on September 07, 2021, 12:39:19 am
There are a few cats with math problems here.
Post by: King Zultan on September 07, 2021, 01:01:43 am
There are a few cats with meth problems here.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 13, 2021, 09:28:04 am
A meth lab run by dogs.
Post by: Mathel on September 13, 2021, 11:22:58 am
A coffeine production facility, run by mice
Post by: Eric Blank on September 13, 2021, 12:17:45 pm
The floor where coffee beans are being grown.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 13, 2021, 07:13:38 pm
A coffin production facility, run by lice
Post by: King Zultan on September 14, 2021, 12:30:42 am
A massive grave yard, home to everyone that has died in the building, and it seems that most people here died from exhaustion trying to climb all those stairs.
Post by: Starver on September 14, 2021, 07:02:54 am
A bungalow.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Mathel on September 14, 2021, 07:10:36 am
Beds and refreshment for people who climbed up here and did not die of exhaustion.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 14, 2021, 02:04:03 pm
A factory that makes beds and refreshments from the people on the floor below.
Post by: King Zultan on September 15, 2021, 01:15:35 am
A massive forest that it being cut down and processed into planks to be used to make the beds below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 15, 2021, 01:47:36 am
Floor 1169
A massive forest that it being cut down and processed into planks to be used to make the beds below.
((I think you need to reread my previous post. Carefully.))
Post by: King Zultan on September 15, 2021, 02:09:07 am
((I think you need to reread my previous post. Carefully.))(Thought it said for and it turns out it's from, that certainly changes things but I doubt you could make a bed from just human bits so I guess mine could stay, because I feel a nice wooden frame will make the human bits mattress look even better!)
Post by: Uthimienure on September 15, 2021, 04:08:08 am
An political dissident organ harvesting factory.
Post by: Mathel on September 15, 2021, 04:15:07 am
A prison for political dissidents
Post by: King Zultan on September 16, 2021, 02:58:14 am
A factory that produces political dissident.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 16, 2021, 08:58:51 pm
A factory that produces political desiccant.
Post by: Uthimienure on September 17, 2021, 07:53:37 am
A comedy club featuring very dry humor.
Post by: Mathel on September 17, 2021, 10:53:33 am
There is a bunch of guys here, drying newspaper with hair dryers.
Post by: Starver on September 17, 2021, 01:58:53 pm
People drying their hair with newspapers.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 17, 2021, 10:34:55 pm
A newspaper office.
Post by: King Zultan on September 18, 2021, 01:49:03 am
A paper factory.
Post by: Starver on September 18, 2021, 02:40:24 am
A granite castle.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on September 18, 2021, 06:02:38 am
Where Toady keeps his Banhammer. It is put on a wall with a hook, and glimmers in all colors.
Post by: Uthimienure on September 18, 2021, 07:37:01 am
The office of Scamps.
Post by: Mathel on September 18, 2021, 10:51:45 am
Scapms scamper all over the floor, looking for the stairway down. It is not hidden.
Post by: brewer bob on September 18, 2021, 04:25:11 pm
This floor contains lasers projecting moving red dots onto the walls and floors. Loads of boxes are strewn across the floor that is covered in catnip. Scamps may or may not be found here.
Post by: Uthimienure on September 18, 2021, 07:20:45 pm
An institution for cats that have been driven insane by moving red dots.
Post by: King Zultan on September 19, 2021, 01:33:50 am
There's a hole in the floor from which insane cats escape to cause havoc.
Post by: brewer bob on September 20, 2021, 04:09:03 pm
This floor is utterly destroyed by cats.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 20, 2021, 04:22:27 pm
An greenhouse that specializes in growing catnip.
There are a large number of cats here. None of whom will leave.
Post by: Mathel on September 21, 2021, 01:01:57 am
This floor houses an fake sun and has glass floor, illuminating the floor below.
Post by: King Zultan on September 21, 2021, 01:55:19 am
This floor houses a massive power plant that powers the fake sun below.
Post by: Starver on September 21, 2021, 03:57:53 am
A hamster on a wheel, powering the control and safety systems on the floor below. (By common feline consent, left unmolested by the nearest catkind who are all far much more interested in the catnip whose continued existence is a shared issue.)
There's also a budgie here, with a small bell it rings that in some way is very useful to some dog-infested floors to be found above this one.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 21, 2021, 09:45:09 pm
This floor is HAV DOGE!,,,,,!,!,!!!!!
Post by: King Zultan on September 22, 2021, 01:56:18 am
This floor is filled with all the dankest of memes!
Post by: Mathel on September 22, 2021, 02:07:06 am
Contains an italian city state, ruled by the doge from floor 1191.
Post by: Uthimienure on September 22, 2021, 12:09:21 pm
This floor may or may not contain a deep state.
Post by: Starver on September 22, 2021, 12:21:21 pm
This floor may or may not contain a deep layer of yummy custard.
Post by: brewer bob on September 22, 2021, 03:37:54 pm
This floor most certainly contains a deep layer of yummy custard.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 22, 2021, 03:39:59 pm
This floor is filled to the ceiling with whipped cream.
Post by: King Zultan on September 23, 2021, 01:47:10 am
This floor is filled to the ceiling with a mixture of mustard and whipped cream.
Post by: Mathel on September 23, 2021, 02:19:46 am
This floor is filled with fish fingers.
Post by: Uthimienure on September 23, 2021, 06:54:43 am
Contains a scene from Jabberwocky... and Mr. Fishfinger's house. Grizelda is tossing out the rotten potato.
Post by: brewer bob on September 23, 2021, 09:39:47 am
This floor is filled with a large pile of props and scenery from Monty Python. The pile is surrounded by a nice looking and not too expensive shrubbery.
Post by: Mathel on September 23, 2021, 12:10:51 pm
This floor contains the fortress of the knights who used to yell "NI!" loudly. They are preparing to rob the floor below.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on September 24, 2021, 12:14:07 am
Conspiracy Theory Archive. Further you go into it, whackier everything becomes.
Post by: King Zultan on September 24, 2021, 02:36:28 am
Filled with people trying to prove their conspiracy theory is actually real!
Post by: Starver on September 24, 2021, 03:13:12 am
The real Conspiracy Theory Archive! (Sshhh....)
Post by: Mathel on September 24, 2021, 05:11:18 am
Here, real conspirators conspire. They also put fake conspiracy theories into the conspiracy theory archives.
Post by: brewer bob on September 24, 2021, 07:19:17 am
The floor of this floor is covered in tin foil.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 24, 2021, 12:35:51 pm
This floor is filled to the ceiling with lemon juice.
Post by: King Zultan on September 25, 2021, 02:46:46 am
This floor is filled to the ceiling with salt.
Post by: brewer bob on September 29, 2021, 07:51:49 am
This floor is filled to the ceiling with pepper.
Post by: Mathel on September 29, 2021, 08:40:09 am
There is a single giant chilli pepper here.
Post by: Uthimienure on September 29, 2021, 10:42:16 am
There is a person from floor 1211 here, they are trying to find something to drink after taking a bite of the pepper, but this floor is nothing but a desert landscape with no oasis.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 29, 2021, 12:28:10 pm
The floor here is strewn with weapons and armor-clad corpses and skeletons, and the carpet stained with blood. In the center of the room is a single giant sponge with a very, very, long name. The giant sponge is enraged!
Post by: King Zultan on September 30, 2021, 02:18:52 am
This floor is a tavern filled with adventurers all getting one last drink before they head down to fight the giant sponge.
Post by: Uthimienure on September 30, 2021, 05:06:41 am
This floor contains a poor (but ambitious) young person setting up a market table, hoping to sell sponges made from bits hacked off by the heroes below.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 01, 2021, 04:36:44 pm
Worldbox.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 01, 2021, 05:02:35 pm
Boxworld.
Post by: Starver on October 01, 2021, 05:17:27 pm
Blowdrox.
Post by: King Zultan on October 02, 2021, 02:11:04 am
Ordxwlob
Post by: Mathel on October 02, 2021, 02:25:36 am
There are 1756 ordos deviators here.
Post by: brewer bob on October 02, 2021, 06:45:23 am
This floor is a huge dirigible hangar. It has room for 10 dirigibles of which 7 are present at the moment.
Post by: King Zultan on October 03, 2021, 12:09:41 am
This floor is partly destroyed and on fire because one of the dirigibles destined for the floor below misjudged it's flight path and crashed and burst into flames.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 03, 2021, 12:28:35 am
A bunch of people sitting in a circle smoking weed. Nothing much is getting done here.
Post by: Starver on October 03, 2021, 02:01:51 pm
An nearly empty Dirigible Flight-Control Tower, its chief controller desperately staring at the stairway from the staffroom below, wondering when anyone is going to arrive to pick up their designated shifts...
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 09, 2021, 01:23:31 am
A forbidden stockpile for 4-D objects, mainly furniture. Sitting on them can cause you to no-clip off the skyscraper.
Post by: King Zultan on October 09, 2021, 01:36:42 am
This floor is filled with people all cussing at each other, but no matter how long you listen to them you never really find out why they're cussing.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 09, 2021, 01:41:04 am
This floor is filled with magical books and artifacts, and lots, and lots of cheese.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 09, 2021, 01:56:33 am
A mosque stuck in a liminal state. The call for prayer loops endlessly, occasionally interrupted by glitchy noises.
Post by: Uthimienure on October 09, 2021, 07:39:19 am
This floor contains some machinery used to scrape the sky.
Post by: Mathel on October 09, 2021, 10:59:26 am
This floor contains scraps of sky
Post by: brewer bob on October 09, 2021, 01:06:26 pm
This floor contains pieces of fluffy and soft clouds. Sometimes you can find some lost stoners from floor 1222 lounging and laying on the clouds.
Post by: King Zultan on October 10, 2021, 03:33:47 am
This floor is filled with screaming anchovies, the seem to be afraid of the floor above.
Post by: Uthimienure on October 10, 2021, 06:59:00 am
This floor is a fast-running stream and a dam with lots of leaping salmon struggling to make it over the dam.
Post by: brewer bob on October 10, 2021, 07:58:22 am
This floor is empty except for a hole in the floor with a bunch of grizzly bears lurking around it. They are looking through the hole in hopes of catching leaping salmon from the stream running below.
Post by: Uthimienure on October 10, 2021, 11:21:11 am
This floor contains several pissed-off grizzly bears complaining that the hole in floor 1233 is too small.
Post by: Starver on October 10, 2021, 01:41:13 pm
Several pizzly bears are here, for as yet unexplained reasons.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 11, 2021, 12:00:29 am
An orchard of bizzly pear trees.
Post by: King Zultan on October 11, 2021, 01:47:27 am
A room filled with bee hives and the bees are constantly flying to the floor below to pollinate the trees.
Post by: Mathel on October 11, 2021, 02:35:13 am
There is an appartment complex here, for workers building and maintaining the skyscraper.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 11, 2021, 05:49:53 am
A perfume factory.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 11, 2021, 10:17:28 pm
A cosmetics laboratory with a cosmetologist carefully dissecting a beholder.
Post by: King Zultan on October 12, 2021, 12:38:54 am
A welcome desk with maps and various info pamphlets, this seems like a place that would be on the first floor but some one seemed to think it was better off over 1000 floors above it.
Post by: Starver on October 12, 2021, 03:14:15 am
An unwelcome desk. Get out of here. Go away!
Post by: Mathel on October 12, 2021, 03:20:06 am
A shoemaker's shop is on this floor. He sends his shoes to the floors above.
Post by: brewer bob on October 12, 2021, 06:40:42 am
This floor is full of shoes. The High Shoe Inspector works here, checking the shoes for faulty ones to be discarded.
Post by: Uthimienure on October 12, 2021, 06:57:14 am
This floor is half-full of shoes that need to be re-checked because the Inspector was high.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 12, 2021, 08:01:51 pm
A dust museum.
Post by: King Zultan on October 13, 2021, 01:28:57 am
A dust bunny ranch.
Post by: Uthimienure on October 13, 2021, 05:58:29 am
This floor contains a dental floss orchard.
Post by: brewer bob on October 13, 2021, 07:42:54 am
This floor contains a set of torture chambers used by dentists.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 13, 2021, 10:58:57 pm
This floor contains a single coffee machine and nothing else.
Post by: King Zultan on October 14, 2021, 01:15:16 am
This floor contains both drink and snack machines, but all of them are empty.
Post by: Uthimienure on October 14, 2021, 07:01:10 am
This floor has piles of empty cups and snack wrappers because there are no trash cans on the floor below.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 15, 2021, 09:11:59 am
An interactive guide on how to git gud.
Post by: Mathel on October 15, 2021, 11:33:06 am
A giant snowman is here.
Post by: brewer bob on October 15, 2021, 04:44:08 pm
This floor contains an almost finished device, which is to be used to heat the floor and melting the frosty abomination on the floor below. It is being built by a gang of grouchy gnomes who were fired from Santa's workshop due to their hate of Christmas. They reek of old alcohol and are constantly cussing.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 15, 2021, 08:28:20 pm
This floor consists of a mostly normal set of offices and related rooms (break room, etc.).
“Mostly” because any light that enter’s through the windows or is produced by any device or appliance (or any other light source, for that matter) is instantly teleported outside, keeping the floor permanently pitch dark.
Post by: Uthimienure on October 15, 2021, 09:12:53 pm
This floor is home to a coven of witches who spend lots of time maintaining the magic that supports floor 1256's interesting phenomena. Nobody on floors 1256 or lower knows why they do it.
Post by: Starver on October 16, 2021, 01:49:10 am
Home to Lamont Cranston, apparent playboy and man-about-town.
He knows.
Post by: Mathel on October 16, 2021, 01:59:47 am
There is a comprehensive list of all Lamont Cranston does not know on this floor.
Post by: King Zultan on October 16, 2021, 03:43:10 am
This floor is a massive cemetery containing all the people that have died in the building.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 16, 2021, 04:05:09 am
A karaoke saloon.
Post by: brewer bob on October 16, 2021, 07:30:24 am
A large storage hall containing karaoke videos with a section dedicated to some ultra-rare and bizarre ones.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 30, 2021, 07:53:17 pm
A vast hall containing an infinite amount of Internet-connected computers, each with a monkey furiously typing up bad fan-fiction.
Post by: Mathel on October 31, 2021, 10:02:59 am
An infinitely large storage for HDDs and SSDs with monkey-generated bad fanfiction. It's almost full.
Post by: Starver on October 31, 2021, 12:15:59 pm
A backup of floor 1264. It is slightly less full.
Post by: Screech9791 on October 31, 2021, 12:53:22 pm
This is the tower's airport. Due to the high altitude, taking off is vastly easier.
Post by: Starver on October 31, 2021, 04:14:52 pm
The tower's helipad. Due to the high altitude, taking off is vastly more difficult.
But (possibly like the floor below?) there's also a giant trebuchet here, so...
Post by: brewer bob on October 31, 2021, 05:13:42 pm
The outer walls of this floor are heavily armored and the floor contains a large array of different kinds of anti-aircraft guns ready to shoot down rogue airplanes and helicopters.
Post by: King Zultan on November 01, 2021, 12:23:33 am
The outer walls of this floor are covered in a massive radar array used to detect all incoming and outgoing aircraft.
Post by: Mathel on November 01, 2021, 02:40:22 am
This floor contains a massive computer that processes the feeds from floor 1269 and controls the guns on floor 1268.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 11, 2021, 08:21:55 am
A DF vault. Literally. Angels and the slab and all.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 11, 2021, 10:31:15 am
A group of adventurers trying desperately (and failing) to find the entrance to Floor 1271.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 11, 2021, 10:32:41 am
Toady's evil laughing room.
Post by: Mathel on November 11, 2021, 02:41:54 pm
Stand-up comedy theatre.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 11, 2021, 06:55:13 pm
Sit-down tragedy theatre.
Post by: King Zultan on November 12, 2021, 01:48:40 am
Fall down drunk theater.
Post by: brewer bob on November 12, 2021, 04:34:30 am
This floor is a huge opium den.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 12, 2021, 08:21:20 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Mathel on November 12, 2021, 08:36:30 am
This floor has 77 copies of each episode of Doctor Who that will ever have been released.
Post by: Screech9791 on November 12, 2021, 11:01:59 am
A 1:1280 scale replica of the tower below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 12, 2021, 11:43:37 am
This floor contains a large pool and is large enough to have it’s own weather system. Currently, it contains a combined Mongol led fleet of 4,000 Chinese and Korean warships, all caught in a violent typhoon.
Post by: King Zultan on November 13, 2021, 01:55:01 am
This floor contains a weather machine that's been tempered with to make it cause a typhoon on the floor below.
Post by: Uthimienure on November 13, 2021, 04:48:26 am
Unsurprisingly, this floor contains the offices of several washed-up weatherpersons.
Post by: Starver on November 13, 2021, 05:42:22 am
This floor contains the hulks of several washed up Korean and Chinese warships. (I guess someone really overdid the typhoon settings!)
Post by: Mathel on November 13, 2021, 10:23:43 am
This floor contains a bar for the crews of the ships below.
Post by: King Zultan on November 14, 2021, 02:17:06 am
This floor contains a 1:1 scale model of a cargo ship built inside a bottle, the bottle seems to have the word Sundrop painted on the outside of it for some reason.
Post by: brewer bob on November 14, 2021, 03:57:45 am
This floor contains the workshop of the glassblower who made the bottle for the cargo ship model on the floor below.
Post by: Mathel on November 14, 2021, 06:29:47 am
This floor contains the sand mine that supplies the glass blower below.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 14, 2021, 09:50:44 am
A liminal space generator.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 14, 2021, 12:25:04 pm
A keyboard with a stuck spacebar.
Post by: Starver on November 14, 2021, 01:22:57 pm
A (small, at least on the outside) Big Bang.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 14, 2021, 03:54:11 pm
An orgy with thousands of participants.
Post by: brewer bob on November 14, 2021, 05:00:23 pm
This floor has small, cheap flats for rent. Usually tenants don't stay here longer than a couple weeks due to the horrible and disturbing noises from below. Drug abuse is rampant here, as it's the only way for those who can't move away to deal with all the trauma caused by the sounds of the orgy.
Post by: King Zultan on November 15, 2021, 01:36:32 am
This floor is filled with drug dealers supplying the people below.
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on November 15, 2021, 09:30:55 am
This floor is filled with thousands of people playing Calvinball for the rest of all time.
Post by: Mathel on November 15, 2021, 10:08:05 am
This floor is a giant carousel, revolving at the rate of 2 revolutions per hour.
Post by: brewer bob on November 15, 2021, 12:07:12 pm
This floor was recently squatted by would-be revolutionaries who have misunderstood the meaning of "2 revolutions per hour." They are expecting any minute now to hear news of the latest revolution from the floor below.
Post by: Starver on November 15, 2021, 12:21:51 pm
There's a steady flow of mainly Anglican clerics being quietly ushered past this floor's main piece of equipment, a rev. counter.
(There is a small illegible copyright notice bolted onto it, and a freshly discarded banana-skin half hanging off its housing.)
Post by: King Zultan on November 16, 2021, 02:15:05 am
There's a massive hole here and there's something strange about it as it doesn't go to the floor below but instead seems to open into a massive black void, even though there's nothing in it you can some times hear something inside it screaming.
Post by: Mathel on November 16, 2021, 10:58:30 am
It is a giant stockpile of wolverine bones.
Post by: Screech9791 on November 16, 2021, 12:27:22 pm
It seems to be entirely gone besides a single small empty cardboard box holding up the entire tower above it. How this hasn't caused a cataclysmic collapse is unknown.
Post by: brewer bob on November 16, 2021, 01:01:07 pm
This floor is made entirely out of platinum. It functions as warehouse for lead statues.
Post by: Uthimienure on November 16, 2021, 01:09:52 pm
A manufacturing facility that produces a rare, ultra-strong material that resembles cardboard in all respects aside from its strength.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 16, 2021, 01:40:27 pm
A manufacturing facility that produces rolls of a common, ultra-weak material made out of the same materials as cardboard. The product is currently in extremely high demand, and the facility has seen a significant portion of it’s product stolen.
Post by: King Zultan on November 17, 2021, 01:20:37 am
A massive mine filled with dwarves searching for the material used to create the legendary substance know as cardboard.
Post by: Mathel on November 18, 2021, 11:09:59 am
A giant forest. All staircases and lifts to this floor are forbidden.
Post by: Screech9791 on November 18, 2021, 11:27:35 am
Contains a two-way portal to Floor 9031.
Post by: King Zultan on November 19, 2021, 03:39:09 am
Filled with wizards trying to figure out how the portal down stairs works.
Post by: brewer bob on November 19, 2021, 04:15:07 am
This floor contains a peaceful (and expensive) retreat for those who face nervous breakdown. It is regularly full of desperate wizards from the floor below who have failed in their attempts to understand how the portal on floor 1306 functions. Some of them claim that they are absolutely certain that there's two floors numbered 1306, but they are dismissed as raving lunatics. Surely there can be only one floor 1306, right?
Post by: Screech9791 on November 19, 2021, 07:25:03 pm
Home of the Floor Renumbering Bureau.
Post by: Mathel on November 20, 2021, 07:52:27 am
A parking lot for the people working at 1310
Post by: Starver on November 20, 2021, 08:11:46 am
A parking lot for those not working at 1310.
Post by: Uthimienure on November 20, 2021, 10:27:26 am
This floor is avoided by those that don't want bad luck. Those that don't care about that b. s. come here to relax in the pleasant bar, named The Black Cat Lounge.
Post by: Starver on November 20, 2021, 12:37:08 pm
Where they store all the ladders for the building.
Post by: Screech9791 on November 20, 2021, 03:15:05 pm
This room contains a black hole that's rapidly expa
OH GOD ITS EATING THIS FORUM POST EV
Post by: King Zultan on November 21, 2021, 01:36:47 am
This floor contains a perfectly normal suburb that's completely unaware of the black hole slowly eating away at the ground beneath them.
Post by: Mathel on November 21, 2021, 09:15:15 am
This floor contains a teleporter, linked with another next to the skyscraper.
Post by: King Zultan on January 03, 2022, 02:18:55 am
This floor contains a necromancer that's bringing threads back from the dead!
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 09, 2022, 12:49:06 pm
This floor contains thousands of heavily armed and pissed off Scots.
Post by: brewer bob on January 09, 2022, 01:01:49 pm
This floor contains a bunch of Englishmen who pissed off the Scots from floor 1319.
Post by: King Zultan on January 10, 2022, 01:46:04 am
This floor contains a bunch of Irishmen who are pissed at the Englishmen.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 10, 2022, 02:57:51 am
This floor contains a tavern with a Scot, an Englishman, and an Irishman. All three are pissed.
Post by: brewer bob on January 10, 2022, 03:06:04 am
This floor contains Frenchmen preparing to taunt the pissed Englishman, Irishman and Scot in the tavern of floor 1322 for a second time.
Post by: King Zultan on January 10, 2022, 03:55:03 am
This floor contains a cardboard fort that the Frenchmen will retreat to and hide inside when fighting starts.
Post by: Mathel on January 11, 2022, 08:30:37 am
There is a Dane with a ligther here. He is prepared to burn and pillage the Frenchman's fort.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 11, 2022, 10:10:02 am
There is a peasant here who wants to know what a “ligther” is.
Post by: brewer bob on January 11, 2022, 10:42:48 am
This floor contains a top secret ligther manufacturing plant. The secret of what a "ligther" is is heavily guarded by elite super soldiers. All trespassers are immediately shot.
Post by: King Zultan on January 12, 2022, 01:47:53 am
This floor is filled with the corpses of those who tried to steel the secrets of the ligther.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 12, 2022, 04:15:17 am
This floor is home to those who plotted to steal the lives of those who tried to turn the secrets of the ligther into steel.
Post by: Mathel on January 12, 2022, 08:52:04 am
This floor contains steel.
Post by: Bralbaard on January 12, 2022, 09:31:32 am
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 12, 2022, 01:18:13 pm
Post by: Uthimienure on January 12, 2022, 09:38:42 pm
This floor was filled with old car batteries, but they were dismantled to fill up the floor below. This floor now contains a nasty pool of old battery acid. The empty battery case debris was disposed of.
Post by: Starver on January 12, 2022, 10:56:32 pm
Post by: King Zultan on January 13, 2022, 01:24:39 am
This floor contains jet fuel that can melt steel beams.
Post by: brewer bob on January 13, 2022, 03:43:21 am
This floor is built entirely of steel beams and is full of explosives.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 13, 2022, 04:14:43 am
This floor is the headquarters of the EU
Post by: King Zultan on January 13, 2022, 04:55:06 am
This floor is filled with pissed off 1337 H4x0rz that wanted the floor below but were unable to get it because the EU took it, and are now planning to hack the crap out of them.
Post by: Mathel on January 13, 2022, 09:45:53 am
This floor contains a SWAT team, ready to burst through the floor and swat the 1337 Haxorz with fly swatters.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 13, 2022, 03:26:26 pm
This is a horse stable with a big fly problem because the inhabitants of 1339 took all the swatters.
Post by: Starver on January 13, 2022, 04:54:38 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 14, 2022, 12:07:40 am
This floor is home to a group of Zealots who expel any aristocrats who try to enter the floor.
Post by: King Zultan on January 14, 2022, 01:36:47 am
This floor is home to a group of Zebras who expel any cats who try to enter the floor.
Post by: brewer bob on January 14, 2022, 03:09:53 am
This floor contains training grounds for aristocrats and cats who plan to enter floors 1343 or 1344. There is also an amphitheater where meetings are held and infiltration plans are made.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 14, 2022, 04:52:52 am
Yet another "Floor Number Corrections Center", which has put out a warrant for the arrest of the two previous posters.
Post by: Iris on January 14, 2022, 06:40:07 am
Post by: Mathel on January 14, 2022, 11:14:12 am
This is a giant warehouse, containing the scribe's work. It's almost full.
Post by: King Zultan on January 15, 2022, 01:36:18 am
This floor is a giant library containing millions of books, all of which are blank and marked for display only.
Post by: Iris on January 15, 2022, 01:59:02 am
This floor contains two parts. The top half is a richly appointed Zeppelin dock and observation platform in the Art Deco style. The lower half contains a rotating restaurant and shopping centre. The Zeppelins regularly bring in visitors from exotic parts unknown.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 15, 2022, 09:38:44 pm
This floor contains a SWAT team preparing to bust the architect of the previous floor for a floor numbering violation.
Post by: King Zultan on January 16, 2022, 01:33:56 am
This floor contains the central number police headquarters constantly complaining about and hating all the floor numbering violations in the entire building.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 16, 2022, 03:44:08 am
On this floor are the prison cells where all the floor-numbering violators are incarcerated. Rumor has it that a few of the inmates actually work for the Central Number Police.
Post by: brewer bob on January 16, 2022, 04:36:47 am
This floor contains the office and private luxury residence of the Central Number Police Head Honcho. Unbeknown to the police, the head honcho has deliberately made most of the floor-numbering violations and framed others for it.
Post by: Gwolfski on January 17, 2022, 05:27:21 pm
This floor contains a library that consists entirely of numbers
Post by: Uthimienure on January 17, 2022, 06:01:32 pm
This floor houses the library's full-time staff, including head librarian Dewey Decimole. Dewey has a special room containing a grass field stocked with plenty of grubs.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 17, 2022, 08:27:35 pm
This floor contains a Golden Bull.
Post by: Starver on January 17, 2022, 08:58:02 pm
(Hopefully the environmental controls keep the place warm enough.)
Post by: King Zultan on January 18, 2022, 01:21:22 am
This floor is where the electrodes are that they use to shock the monkeys from the floor below.
Post by: brewer bob on January 18, 2022, 04:11:04 am
This floor contains research labs and offices of cruel scientists who use the electrodes in the floor below to shock the monkeys below that floor. They are not aware what a brass monkey is.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 18, 2022, 07:25:53 am
Peter Gabriel and all of the Beastie Boys have penthouse apartments on this floor.
Post by: Mathel on January 18, 2022, 09:39:46 am
This floor is a huge plasma globe, with the lift&stairs column being the central rod. Anybody who wants to go into the plasma space has to go through an airlock.
Post by: King Zultan on January 19, 2022, 02:08:09 am
This is the blood chamber, there is blood here.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 19, 2022, 10:09:02 pm
This floor contains a bottling plant run by vampires.
Post by: Iris on January 20, 2022, 06:43:30 am
Post by: Mathel on January 20, 2022, 01:11:43 pm
This floor contains the computer running the simulation.
Post by: brewer bob on January 20, 2022, 01:24:55 pm
This floor contains thousands of treadwheels used to power the computer below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 20, 2022, 01:37:39 pm
This floor contains a precariously balanced safe.
Post by: Starver on January 20, 2022, 03:02:51 pm
This floor is inexplicably half a mile to the left, whichever way you try to look at it. Otherwise, it's entirely normal.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 20, 2022, 03:04:56 pm
This floor has telescopes pointing in all directions with scientists peering through them at floor 1368. They are trying in vain to figure out what "entirely normal" means.
Post by: Starver on January 20, 2022, 07:48:10 pm
It's a pity, as they (and only they) could probably work out the answer to all of the tower's most pressing problems just by abandoning their telescopes and walking up one flight of stairs.
Post by: King Zultan on January 21, 2022, 02:06:12 am
This floor is just a regular floor and has nothing in it a scientist would give a shit about.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 22, 2022, 12:48:33 pm
This floor contains a Japanese tram station which connects to the Tokyo metropolitan tram system.
Post by: Mathel on January 22, 2022, 02:49:05 pm
This floor contains the mosques of Moscow. They have been teleported here in a freak teleportation accident.
Post by: King Zultan on January 23, 2022, 02:14:25 am
This floor contains the potato fields of Idaho. They have been teleported here by a angry potato wizard.
Post by: brewer bob on January 23, 2022, 05:08:21 am
This floor contains multiple large wargaming tables complete with fancy terrain. Scores of confused Warhammer Fantasy Battle gamers are wandering around, wondering where their miniatures suddenly disappeared, as if they were teleported away somewhere.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 23, 2022, 10:58:37 am
This floor has numerous Warhammer miniatures strewn about the floor. In the center of the room is a miniature wizard.
Post by: King Zultan on January 24, 2022, 01:22:31 am
This floor contains a giant wizard that's currently having a mental battle with the miniature wizard on the floor below.
Post by: Iris on January 24, 2022, 03:32:41 am
Post by: Starver on January 24, 2022, 08:06:37 am
A radium-infused natural springs 'health spa', devoted to treating those with illnesses derived from the floor below.
Post by: Mathel on January 24, 2022, 08:58:02 am
A hospital ward for patients with terminal cancer. Somehow, a whole lot of lobsters snuck in.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 24, 2022, 11:18:51 am
This floor contains a seafood restaurant. They were supposed to have a special on lobster today, but their lobsters seem to have up and disappeared.
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on January 24, 2022, 03:21:05 pm
Post by: King Zultan on January 25, 2022, 02:25:59 am
This floor contains a culinary school that's constantly training chefs to aid the chefs below.
Post by: Starver on January 25, 2022, 02:35:05 am
This floor contains a school of fish.
What they are training the fish to do, I don't know. I mean, do you speak fish? But they definitely seem to be doing it constantly.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 25, 2022, 04:00:55 am
The Bay12 arena. Where vicious, deadly creatures from all realms are pitted against eachother and against contestants for the viewers amusement. The contestants are abducted everyday people.
Post by: brewer bob on January 25, 2022, 04:37:19 am
This floor contains gladiator training grounds. All sorts of species train here and prepare for the arena on the floor below. Sometimes chefs in training from the culinary school of floor 1383 come here to learn proper knife techniques.
Post by: King Zultan on January 25, 2022, 05:33:03 am
This floor is home to a massive housing area full of people that sometimes go join the gladiator training area, the culinary school or any of the other places such as that in the building.
Post by: Mathel on January 25, 2022, 09:24:35 am
This floor contains Portal wizard Academy. They train by abducting people and putting them to the floor below. They are missing their giant professor and their tiny professor.
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on January 25, 2022, 10:49:44 am
Post by: King Zultan on January 26, 2022, 01:55:19 am
This floor contains a massive professor killing machine that dumps the murdered professors in the floor below.
Post by: Mathel on January 26, 2022, 02:49:46 am
This floor contains dumprep.exe . It has stopped responding.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 26, 2022, 10:11:30 am
Bay12 corrupted data containment sector. Broken beta builds, buggy mods, and all sorts of junk data are stored here.
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on January 26, 2022, 12:25:43 pm
Post by: King Zultan on January 27, 2022, 01:26:50 am
This floor is home to the people responsible for containing all the corrupted organisms found in the floor below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 27, 2022, 01:55:49 am
This floor is filled with people wondering why no one is doing anything about the corrupted organisms on this floor and the floors above.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 27, 2022, 08:39:55 am
This floor is filled with corpses who used to care just like the people on the floor below.
Post by: Mathel on January 27, 2022, 09:14:37 am
It is filled with corrupting organisations, which corrupt organisms.
Post by: brewer bob on January 27, 2022, 09:19:28 am
This floor contains a bureau responsible for approving organization applications. There is only one worker currently, and she is dreadfully bored with her work and fed up with low wages. Thus, she has sabotaged each organization application, which has resulted in quite the mess in the floors below.
Post by: King Zultan on January 28, 2022, 02:33:24 am
This floor is completely empty save for a sign near the entrance that says this space for rent.
Post by: Iris on January 28, 2022, 04:54:38 am
Save for a small plaque celebrating 1,400 floors, this floor is essentially abandoned. It used to be a shopping mall, but it was quickly laid low by the rise to prominence of online shopping. It now lies disfigured, awaiting the end of a renovation that will never come.
Post by: brewer bob on January 28, 2022, 05:09:17 am
This floor contains an Amazon warehouse. Poorly paid and overworked workers are running about fetching and packaging items to be sent to customers who've shopped online. Business is doing good. The workers are not.
Post by: Mathel on January 28, 2022, 08:50:39 am
This floor contains a cannon for launching purchased objects from the floor below to the customers.
Post by: King Zultan on January 29, 2022, 01:23:55 am
This floor is filled with dozens of holes made by the cannon on the floor below.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 29, 2022, 03:46:04 am
This floor often has corporate spies, peeping below.
Post by: brewer bob on January 29, 2022, 06:29:49 am
This floor contains a ticket booth where tickets are sold for the spy peepshow down below. There is also a luxurious lounge with a bar for those corporate spies who are waiting for the next show.
This floor was recently acquired by Meta Platforms, Inc., formerly known as Facebook, Inc.
Post by: King Zultan on January 30, 2022, 03:47:42 am
This floor contains the long lines of people waiting to get into the spy peepshow below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 30, 2022, 04:59:37 pm
This floor is also filled with people waiting in line for the peep show. However, they think it’s an entirely different kind of peep show…
Post by: Iris on February 15, 2022, 11:21:40 pm
A box sits here, quietly taking in electricity. It ticks softly, executing its inscrutable purpose.
Post by: King Zultan on February 16, 2022, 01:21:02 am
There is a box here and there is nothing inside of it, do not bother looking inside!
Post by: Starver on February 16, 2022, 07:22:42 am
There is no box here. But everyone has a strangely intense feeling that there should be!
Post by: brewer bob on February 16, 2022, 10:51:34 am
This floor is full of dissatisfied cats who have been expelled from Floor 1409 for trying to enter the box there.
Post by: Mathel on February 16, 2022, 11:30:47 am
There are creaky floorboards on this floor. Whenever someone walks here, there is a horrible racket on the floor below.
Post by: crazyabe on February 16, 2022, 07:11:04 pm
This floor is spatially below floor 1412, leading to it being constantly filled with the racket of creaking floor boards, despite being higher up the skyscraper technically.
Post by: King Zultan on February 17, 2022, 02:50:37 am
This floor is filled with pipes that rattle and clank.
Post by: brewer bob on February 17, 2022, 06:08:25 am
This floor contains a hub of portals that lead to all known planes of existence.
Post by: Uthimienure on February 17, 2022, 07:29:44 am
This floor is covered with scale models of all known planes built between 1900 and 2022 AD, of course only one model per plane model. None have been painted, leading a certain visitor to dub this floor the "plane of plain planes".
Post by: Mathel on February 17, 2022, 09:57:55 am
This floor contains models of all planets known to humans, in 1:500 000 scale.
Post by: crazyabe on February 17, 2022, 11:09:04 pm
This floor contains models of all planets known to humans, in 500 000:1 scale.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 17, 2022, 11:33:59 pm
On this floor a group of Czech politicians are being thrown out a window.
Post by: King Zultan on February 18, 2022, 02:18:01 am
This floor has a trampoline hanging out a window to catch the Czech politicians, but it turns out they got the floor numbers mixed up and they've yet to catch any of the politicians.
Post by: brewer bob on February 18, 2022, 05:43:39 am
This floor contains latrines next to the outer walls. The pipes lead outside, emptying their contents on the trampoline one floor below.
Post by: crazyabe on February 18, 2022, 05:57:18 am
This floor contains all 9 circles of hell.
Post by: Mathel on February 18, 2022, 09:30:46 am
This floor contains a bunch of arcane machinery, all connected to a device stuck outside the window.
The device is an artificial gravity generator, pointed at the windows below. It seems to have attracted some czech politicians, poop, and tramplines.
Post by: crazyabe on February 18, 2022, 07:10:02 pm
The Air conditioning is broken on this floor, the occupants keep on insisting that its run on the floor below.
Post by: King Zultan on February 19, 2022, 01:16:01 am
This floor is just a bunch of boring offices.
Post by: Uthimienure on February 19, 2022, 02:59:37 am
This floor is packed to the ceiling with lemons. There are drains that drip lemon juice into the ceiling tiles of the floor below, which explains why those offices are occupied by lawyers.
Post by: Iris on February 20, 2022, 11:31:15 pm
This floor is entirely given over to some kind of workshop. Many of the materials and machines have a scrounged look like they have been taken from somewhere else. There is familiar equipment - drill press, lathe - and much less familiar equipment: A spell circle, replete with chalk; what looks like a bell jar, with something growing inside; an assortment of brass piping connected to some kind of, at one's best guess, a glassblowing machine; and tools (a crystal rod, a vacuum tube, a device resembling nothing so much as a red pen) are all strewn around. Parchment notes are attached to every available surface, written in a glossy black ink. These vary from "Don't touch that!" to "This device will only operate between 1.6 and 2.1. Do not adjust it further or the crystal will come out of alignment and I will hate you." and even "I salvaged this off of a corrupted automaton. Do not place it in anything you don't want trying to kill you."
Post by: King Zultan on February 21, 2022, 03:35:23 am
This floor contains a table with an empty coffee mug on it, that may contain an entire universe or just nothingness.
Post by: brewer bob on February 21, 2022, 05:41:54 am
This floor contains a leprosarium. It is staffed by a group of monks, but there are no lepers to be found. The monks are bored.
Post by: Mathel on February 21, 2022, 07:08:25 am
Due to clerical error, the lepers were sent to this floor instead. The cleric has been punished by being stripped of rank, but the lepers have to wait until another cleric sends them to the right floor.
For which the cleric will have to walk all the way up here, as using lifts is prohibited in their church.
Post by: King Zultan on February 22, 2022, 01:54:37 am
This floor is home to thousands of rats that are all eating a massive dead thing.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 22, 2022, 02:19:51 am
At the center of this floor is a single cat sleeping curled around a rat-sized crown.
Post by: crazyabe on February 22, 2022, 06:50:20 am
At the center of this floor is a single rat sleeping inside a cat sized crown.
Post by: Mathel on February 22, 2022, 09:38:49 am
There is a cat sized rat eating a rat sized cat here.
Post by: Starver on February 22, 2022, 10:57:02 am
There is a car sized rat creating a .rar of a cat here.
Post by: brewer bob on February 22, 2022, 02:30:50 pm
This floor has a science lab. The scientists working here are spying on the peculiar rat of Floor 1435, specifically its astonishing intelligence and computer skills. They are scribbling notes like madmen.
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on February 22, 2022, 06:32:21 pm
This floor contains a madman lab. The madmen working here are spying on the scientists on the level below, scribbling like the madmen they are.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 22, 2022, 10:38:49 pm
This floor contains an illegal Chinese silver mine.
Post by: crazyabe on February 23, 2022, 12:19:29 am
This floor contains a Legal Chinese gold farm set in a popular MMO.
Post by: King Zultan on February 23, 2022, 01:26:04 am
This floor contains a Chinese farm that grows Chinese people.
Post by: Uthimienure on February 23, 2022, 04:41:15 am
This floor is where prisoners are killed to harvest their internal organs.
Post by: Mathel on February 23, 2022, 05:58:17 am
There is a stone circle here, designed to show the date on sunrise. Due to the tower's height, it is on the ceiling.
Post by: brewer bob on February 23, 2022, 04:47:06 pm
This floor used to be completely empty except for one anchorite standing on a pole. However, now even the anchorite is gone after a group of New Age "pagans" came here in search of a stone circle. Their behaviour was too much for the anchorite to bear, so he said "fuck it", packed his stuff and left (ok, there really wasn't much to pack). He had stood on the pole in silence for precisely 49 years, 364 days, 23 hours and 57 minutes -- pretty close to his vow of 50 years.
Post by: King Zultan on February 24, 2022, 01:23:05 am
This floor is home to the tower's supply of number 4s.
Post by: Mathel on February 24, 2022, 05:34:29 am
There is a whole bunch of monkeys here, practicing Taoism in a bid to become immortal.
Post by: crazyabe on February 24, 2022, 08:08:49 am
There is a whole bunch of Immortals here, practicing poop throwing in a bid to become significantly less bored mortals.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 24, 2022, 10:13:10 am
This floor is empty of everything (including air) except for an asteroid floating weightlessly in the center.
Post by: brewer bob on February 24, 2022, 02:24:59 pm
This floor is empty of everything except for a huge pile of steroids in the center.
Post by: King Zultan on February 25, 2022, 01:51:33 am
This floor is filled with everything (including the Bay12 Skyscraper).
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 25, 2022, 01:58:31 am
There is a German man operating a printing press here.
Post by: Mathel on February 25, 2022, 07:54:52 am
There is a German Shepard here, eating sausages.
Post by: crazyabe on February 25, 2022, 07:56:39 am
There is a German Sausage maker here, eating Shepherd's pie.
Post by: Uthimienure on February 25, 2022, 10:43:02 am
There is a shepherd here, with a herd of Dachshounds.
Post by: King Zultan on February 26, 2022, 02:12:49 am
There's a factory here turning garbage into Dachshunds.
Post by: Starver on February 27, 2022, 12:30:08 am
Pinned to their office noticeboard is a meticulous list of all such spots, with schedules of all hostile guards/patrols that their deliverymen (and women!) need to avoid - whether Nazi, demon, velociraptor, demonically Nazi velociraptor, etc - how to get past any necessary puzzle-traps - e.g. flooding rooms, crushing ceilings, vanishing force-bridges - and how to open any hidden hatches that obscure the drop-off point. They also maintain a hanger/dock/garage with the many varied and sometimes wonderous vehicles that they need, whether dropships, jeeps, minisubs, and stables/averies for similarly necessary trwined beasts, all large enough to at least carry packages, if not their delivery people as well.
There's a good pension plan, if you're interested. If you ever get to retirement age.
Post by: brewer bob on February 27, 2022, 06:30:41 am
This floor contains a fractal dungeon inhabited by demonic Nazi velociraptors and other vile creatures. A delivery boy, bringing dungeon necessities from the floor below, is wandering aimlessly through the confusing dungeon looking like he's completely lost. Here and there lie the shredded and mutilated remains of previous delivery boys.
Post by: Mathel on February 27, 2022, 09:53:33 am
Here lay a demonic velociraptor hatchery. Complete with nazi indoctrination unit.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on February 27, 2022, 06:34:19 pm
TF2's Source Spagetti. Induces immidiate madness upon direct visual contact.
Post by: Starver on February 27, 2022, 07:14:56 pm
Traditional family-recipe spaghetti sauce. Tasty!
Post by: Magmacube_tr on February 27, 2022, 07:19:00 pm
Bay12 nuke arsenal. All nukes seem to be pointed towards either TikTok, Twitter or Facebook.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 28, 2022, 12:05:03 am
Bay12 puke arsenal.
Post by: King Zultan on February 28, 2022, 01:26:38 am
The home of the Bay12 vomitorium where everyone goes to puke, which fills the tanks found on the floor below.
Post by: brewer bob on February 28, 2022, 05:51:16 am
This floor contains the Bay12 Restaurant. Hefty meals are served here. The catch is that the food is laced with something that causes nausea. Those who have finished their meals can be seen rushing to the floor below.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on February 28, 2022, 07:13:39 am
The pit that Magmacube uses to dispose the corpses of health inspectors which periodically come to the restaurant below due to complaints.
Post by: Uthimienure on February 28, 2022, 07:46:29 pm
This floor contains The Pit... *cough, cough* of Despair.
Post by: King Zultan on March 01, 2022, 01:40:03 am
This floor contains The Pit... *cough, cough* of Depression.
Post by: Mathel on March 01, 2022, 03:31:24 am
This floor contained a pit. But it has since been filled with cough drops.
Post by: crazyabe on March 01, 2022, 03:33:47 am
This floor contains The HQs of Facebook, Twitter, and TikTok.
Post by: King Zultan on March 01, 2022, 04:07:30 am
This floor contains people that hate facebook, twitter, and tiktok, and wish to destroy them.
Post by: brewer bob on March 01, 2022, 06:21:16 am
This floor contains the headquarters of Facebook, Twitter, Tiktok and other social media platform lovers. However, despite outwards appearances, they are not a unified group, but constantly bicker about which social media is the best. Sometimes heated arguments escalate into fisticuffs.
Post by: Uthimienure on March 01, 2022, 08:13:55 am
This floor contains a boxing ring and spectator seats surround it. Fisticuff participants from 1470 often come here to duke it out. Their fans crowd the seats so they can share reels, twits, and ticks in order to prove their social media is the best.
Post by: Iris on March 01, 2022, 09:48:17 am
This floor contains a set of speakers playing "Tik Tok" by Kesha on repeat.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 01, 2022, 01:41:05 pm
This floor contains an old man banging on the ceiling and yelling about the noise from downstairs.
Post by: brewer bob on March 01, 2022, 01:56:24 pm
This floor is filled with clouds. The clouds ignore the yells of the old man from downstairs. In fact, they pretty much ignore everything.
Post by: Uthimienure on March 01, 2022, 02:41:00 pm
This floor contains the cloud generator for the floor below. It is operated by the Lady of the Lake, clothed in the finest samite.
Post by: Starver on March 01, 2022, 03:04:14 pm
The Lake.
It makes for a short commute.
Post by: King Zultan on March 02, 2022, 01:20:45 am
This floor contains Camelot.
It makes for a short commute.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 02, 2022, 03:20:30 am
This floor contains a camel rental service.
Post by: Mathel on March 03, 2022, 03:31:36 am
This floor contains the Dessert desert.
Post by: King Zultan on March 03, 2022, 04:06:48 am
This floor contains ice cream made from sand.
Post by: crazyabe on March 03, 2022, 04:10:57 am
This floor contains Sand made from Ice cream.
Post by: Uthimienure on March 03, 2022, 04:29:32 am
This floor produces glass made from sand made from ice cream. There is a sign: "marketing slogan needed".
Post by: brewer bob on March 03, 2022, 08:11:55 am
This floor contains a massive sand pit. It is half empty now, and littered with half-eaten ice cream cones and empty glass bottles.
Post by: King Zultan on March 04, 2022, 02:35:29 am
This floor has an ice cream van and a vending machine filled with soda in glass bottles, all trash cans here empty out into the floor below.
Post by: Mathel on March 04, 2022, 03:16:10 am
This floor has a soda factory, supplying the vending machine below.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 04, 2022, 05:01:13 am
Planepacked.
Post by: Starver on March 04, 2022, 07:18:51 am
A sparse volume.
Post by: brewer bob on March 04, 2022, 10:18:14 am
This floor contains a conference space, which is full of neo-nazis. Most of them dress in silly uniforms or bomber jackets, marching and hailing around the space.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 04, 2022, 06:06:45 pm
Where all the nazi gold is.
Post by: King Zultan on March 05, 2022, 01:52:33 am
This floor is the secret base that Hitler fled to after the war, on the outside of the building on this floor there is a massive neon sign that says Hitler is not here.
Post by: crazyabe on March 05, 2022, 02:50:49 am
this floor contains a massive Neon sign factory, their biggest customer is floor 1490 because people keep stealing the 'hitler is not here' sign.
Post by: Mathel on March 05, 2022, 12:47:18 pm
Filled with neon. No other gasses allowed.
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on March 05, 2022, 08:19:48 pm
Post by: King Zultan on March 06, 2022, 02:03:47 am
This floor is filled with fart, no other gasses allowed.
Post by: Mathel on March 06, 2022, 05:17:18 am
This room is filled with O2. The walls are made of ceramic. There are vents to the floor below, from which fart spews and is incinerated.
Post by: brewer bob on March 06, 2022, 06:00:48 am
This floor contains luxurious steam baths frequented by noblemen, politicians, billionaires and televangelists. The bath waters are heated with the incinerated fart gases from below.
Post by: King Zultan on March 07, 2022, 01:44:24 am
This floor contains a massive locker room filled with the belongings of those in the floor below.
Post by: Uthimienure on March 07, 2022, 03:54:34 am
The floor contains a platform. On the platform is a single guillotine. It is intended for use on those from floor 1496 by an angry mob... if an angry mob happens to come by and use it. A single guard stands next to the guillotine, listening for a tumult of irate voices.
Post by: Screech9791 on March 07, 2022, 05:08:39 pm
Molotov factory for arming angry mobs. The #1 recycling center for glass bottles and flammable liquids in the skyscraper.
Post by: King Zultan on March 08, 2022, 01:28:29 am
Home to the tower's strategic pitchfork stockpile.
Post by: brewer bob on March 08, 2022, 06:13:34 am
This floor contains angry peasants from the 16th century. They are driven from their lands due to enclosures.
Post by: Mathel on March 08, 2022, 11:45:56 am
Sheep enclosures are filling this floor.
Post by: King Zultan on March 09, 2022, 02:15:16 am
This floor contains a enclosure factory, that's constantly filling the floor below with more sheep enclosures.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 09, 2022, 03:21:41 am
On this floor a woman has just started posing for a painting.
Post by: brewer bob on March 09, 2022, 06:44:43 am
On this floor a woman has just finished posing for a painting.
Post by: Mathel on March 09, 2022, 09:50:21 am
Here is a queue of women waiting to see the paintings made in the lift between floors 1503 and 1504.
Post by: King Zultan on March 10, 2022, 01:57:06 am
Here is the room belonging to the painter painting the women on floors 1503 and 1504, he uses a complex system of mirrors to do this.
Post by: brewer bob on March 10, 2022, 02:23:14 pm
This floor contains a huge exhibition gallery. Currently there is nothing on display, but soon there will be a bunch of paintings of women on the walls.
Post by: Starver on March 11, 2022, 03:59:20 am
This floor contains a huge feminist-graffiti artspace, a work in progress.
(You can work out the punchline.)
Post by: Mathel on March 11, 2022, 12:52:48 pm
The floor is molten lava, with one tiny island of rock, which houses a lavatory.
Post by: King Zultan on March 12, 2022, 01:25:27 am
This floor's ceiling is made of molten lava, and under this ceiling is a regular cubicle office.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 12, 2022, 02:33:42 am
This floor contains a great magma sea.
Post by: Mathel on March 12, 2022, 04:00:45 am
This floor contains the monument of wool.
Post by: brewer bob on March 12, 2022, 06:39:06 am
This floor contains the monument of shears.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 12, 2022, 12:56:46 pm
There is an angry peasant named Conrad here.
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on March 12, 2022, 02:15:58 pm
Post by: brewer bob on March 12, 2022, 02:36:34 pm
There is a happy Pheasant named Darnoc here.
Post by: King Zultan on March 13, 2022, 01:22:17 am
There is a pheasant here that couldn't care one way or another.
Post by: Mathel on March 14, 2022, 09:00:56 am
There is a Duck of Distraction which happens to look demonic on this floor. Any who walk onto this floor are immediately distracted.
Post by: Starver on March 14, 2022, 08:15:34 pm
There's a Disco Duck here,
He rules this here floor.
But you need not fear,
An onorous law.
In walking within it,
Just stride on the beat.
120 a minute,
By alternate feet!
The floor-tiles shine out,
Wherever you place,
Your rhythmical footsteps,
In this magical place...
On the walls and the ceiling,
And also the ground,
The glitterballs' gleamings,
Shine spots all around.
No medallion is required,
Nor mini-style dress.
It's not how you're attired,
It's by moves you impress!
You may say that you feel,
That this floor is absurd,
But it's made groovily real,
By that waterfowl bird...
Post by: King Zultan on March 15, 2022, 01:04:51 am
This floor is home to an old man and he's constantly smacking the floor with a broom yelling at the Disco Duck below to turn down his damned music!
Post by: Uthimienure on March 15, 2022, 03:56:13 am
On this floor is a huge carnivorous duck that is getting hungry. If only the man below knew this.
Post by: brewer bob on March 15, 2022, 06:45:11 am
On this floor is a bunch of old man rights activist ducks holding a protest against the consumption of human meat.
Post by: Mathel on March 15, 2022, 06:52:14 am
Human meat storage, to supply the duck on floor 1521.
Post by: King Zultan on March 16, 2022, 12:25:27 am
Home to a mortuary that butchers all the bodies that enter it, and sends the meat to the storage room below.
Post by: brewer bob on March 16, 2022, 06:05:10 am
This floor contain an old people's home. The people there are very, very old -- practically at death's door. Body bags are waiting to be filled and sent to the mortuary below.
Post by: Mathel on March 16, 2022, 07:39:32 am
Death has a hut here. The door is mysteriously missing.
Post by: King Zultan on March 17, 2022, 01:24:23 am
For some reason the door to Death's hut is sitting in here, it has several bodies around it.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 17, 2022, 11:24:00 am
This floor contains a London slum. The slum is overrun by rats. Everyone has fleas, and everyone is infected with bubonic plague.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 18, 2022, 05:01:40 pm
Where have all the good man gone.
Post by: Starver on March 18, 2022, 05:21:09 pm
All of the good man. Except his appendix.
Post by: Uthimienure on March 18, 2022, 05:58:46 pm
This floor is a strange library which contains only appendices.
Post by: brewer bob on March 18, 2022, 06:14:05 pm
This floor has another strange library. The books' appendices have been removed and replaced with barely recognizable dried human appendices.
Post by: King Zultan on March 19, 2022, 12:10:04 am
This floor has yet another strange library which contains no books at all.
Post by: Starver on March 19, 2022, 07:55:32 am
A library that only contains fish. Fresh fish. At least at the current time.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 19, 2022, 01:32:46 pm
.ereh esrever ni s'gnihtyrevE
Post by: Starver on March 19, 2022, 02:20:52 pm
˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sᴉ ǝɹǝɥ ǝuoʎɹǝʌƎ
9ƐϛƖ ɹoolℲ
9ƐϛƖ ɹoolℲ
Post by: Mathel on March 19, 2022, 02:39:11 pm
The world supply of peace is stored here.
Post by: brewer bob on March 19, 2022, 03:32:50 pm
This floor contains an artificial forest where a hippy gathering is being held. There's all manner of "healing" workshops, drum circles, speaking circles and what-not going on. Psytrance is continuously booming, hippies are dancing and all manner of psychedelics are being imbibed. There is not much left of the forest: all grass is trampled, garbage is strewn everywhere, trees have been burnt in bonfires, and piss and shit are all over the place.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 19, 2022, 05:09:04 pm
[GENERIC_AESOP]
Post by: King Zultan on March 20, 2022, 12:11:00 am
[GENERIC_GENERICNESS]
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 20, 2022, 01:29:16 am
There is a man here, fashioning a globe or the Earth.
Post by: Mathel on March 20, 2022, 03:35:52 am
There is a cat here, making a statue of a ball of yarn.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 20, 2022, 03:52:25 pm
Bay12 Quantum Stone Stockpile. It's so full that the floor noticably lags.
Post by: brewer bob on March 20, 2022, 04:02:44 pm
In the middle of this room is a shaft to the floor below. The shaft is a designated dump zone for stone, which is first hauled from deep mines (their location unknown) to be stored in the encircling room before a hauler has the time to come and dump it.
There has been talk about the inefficiency of this method, and plans are being made to make things run smoother.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 20, 2022, 04:28:19 pm
Portal to 1980's Istanbul, specifically to the middle of a dirt floored opening between some high apartments where a team of four boys play football and other games. A broken down red truck is also there.
Everything looks like a 3d animated kids show for some reason.
Post by: King Zultan on March 21, 2022, 12:29:03 am
There are thousands of padlocks here and no one know why.
Post by: Mathel on March 21, 2022, 03:47:55 am
The keys to the padlocks on the floor below litter this floor.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 21, 2022, 08:19:52 pm
Two “medieval” Japanese armies are facing off against each other. One of the armies has firearms.
Post by: King Zultan on March 22, 2022, 12:08:26 am
An armies worth of Japanese historical reenactors wanting to join the battle on the floor below, little do they realize that the battle going on below is not a reenactment but and actual battle.
Post by: Mathel on March 22, 2022, 12:57:41 am
A chinese army from the era the armies on 1548 is preparing to storm floor 1549. They do not realise those are future reenactors.
Post by: Uthimienure on March 29, 2022, 08:29:42 am
This floor contains a monument commemorating the birth of King Henry III of France in that year.
Post by: brewer bob on March 29, 2022, 08:41:21 am
This floor contains a museum with assorted pieces from King Henry III of France's first birthday party.
Post by: King Zultan on March 30, 2022, 12:32:50 am
This floor contains the mummified corpse of everyone that was at King Henry III of France's first birthday party.
Post by: Mathel on March 30, 2022, 07:34:52 am
This floor is haunted by the ghosts of everyone who died on Earth during the first birthday party of prince Henry of Winchester, later known as King Henry III of England.
Post by: brewer bob on March 30, 2022, 08:18:52 am
This floor contains a chapter house of the International Association of Exorcists. Catholic priests practice their exorcism skills here while scientists invent new tools for exorcism.
Post by: King Zultan on March 31, 2022, 12:26:34 am
This floor is home to Ghostbusters HQ and they're currently preparing to scour the tower and capture all ghosts within.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 31, 2022, 11:02:38 am
The roost of a pair of rocs.
Post by: brewer bob on March 31, 2022, 02:13:43 pm
For some reason this floor contains a pile of rocks.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 31, 2022, 03:52:09 pm
This floor contains a virgin.
Post by: Luckyowl on March 31, 2022, 09:03:16 pm
This floor contains cat litter.
Post by: King Zultan on April 01, 2022, 12:06:04 am
This floor is filled with sand.
Post by: brewer bob on April 01, 2022, 06:10:20 am
This floor contains the den of a gargantuan ancient dragon.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 01, 2022, 02:39:11 pm
Post by: Starver on April 01, 2022, 03:23:17 pm
At a push, you could also weigh other typically garden buildings here.
Post by: King Zultan on April 02, 2022, 12:36:33 am
This floor is filled with sheds and other garden buildings waiting to be weighed.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 03, 2022, 01:08:21 am
This floor contains the recently dead corpse of a Japanese man who has been shot dead. The only clues are two sets of footprints leading away from the murder scene…
Post by: Mathel on April 05, 2022, 06:46:55 am
There are all kinds of terran projectile weapons on this floor. From a lowly slingshot, to the BL-18 inch MK 1 Naval gun. One of them is the murder weapon.
Post by: King Zultan on April 06, 2022, 12:47:05 am
Sherlock Holmes is here to solve the case of the murdered Japanese man but he can't seem to find the right floor and is currently lost on this floor.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 06, 2022, 02:15:42 am
There is a lottery taking place on this floor.
Post by: brewer bob on April 06, 2022, 05:33:06 am
This floor is holding the Annual Bay12 Skyscraper Bingo Festival.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on April 06, 2022, 06:54:57 am
Bay12 amogii zoo, where all kinds of amogus are on display.
Post by: King Zultan on April 07, 2022, 12:50:50 am
Bay12 statue garden, what's the theme you ask well there isn't one as all the statues were grabbed at random, also maybe three out of the four hundred statues are masterworks.
Post by: Mathel on April 07, 2022, 06:20:37 am
Bronze colossus breedery
Post by: brewer bob on April 07, 2022, 06:40:27 am
This floor has a large bronze colossus proof glass window set into its floor, opening a spectacular view to the floor below. Excited zoologists come here to safely observe bronze colossus mating habits.
Post by: Uthimienure on April 07, 2022, 08:57:27 am
This floor has a somewhat smaller zoologist-proof glass window set in the floor, opening a less-than-spectacular view to the floor below. Bored non-zoologists come here once in a while to humorously observe the behaviors of zoologists while excited.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 07, 2022, 02:56:46 pm
This floor contains a theatre.
Post by: King Zultan on April 08, 2022, 01:46:04 am
This floor contains the prop room for the theater below, some say it's haunted by the ghost of a guy that died of death.
Post by: Mathel on April 09, 2022, 01:39:20 pm
This floor has unlabeled pools of various colorless transparent liquids.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 11, 2022, 11:09:34 pm
There is a man here selling calendars.
Post by: King Zultan on April 12, 2022, 12:26:42 am
There's a man here selling dictionaries.
Post by: Starver on April 12, 2022, 01:46:26 am
There is a man here who sells books that tell you what other words are that also mean words. It sounds a bit like an old animal from the days before a big rock fell, but that is just a joke. Actually it is just a book that is a book of words and what they mean and how they are used, with less of what they mean and how they are used and instead put in an order that might help find the best word that means much the same as the word you already know but is different. I know, that sounds strange, but it is a real thing. As are the old animals from the days before a big rock fell...
(Thank you for listening to this!) (https://xkcd.com/simplewriter/)
Post by: brewer bob on April 30, 2022, 05:17:48 pm
This floor is just a large dump containing discarded calendars, dictionaries and all manner of books.
Post by: King Zultan on May 01, 2022, 01:44:31 am
This floor is filled with people who go to the floor below and save the books in the dump.
Post by: brewer bob on May 01, 2022, 06:26:02 am
This floor contains a massive incinerator where the people from the floor below come and throw the books they have salvaged.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 01, 2022, 03:18:33 pm
This floor contains a large naval battle between two fleets of sailing ships, one English and one Spanish.
Post by: Mathel on May 02, 2022, 12:42:44 am
On this floor, there is a deserted island with a bunch of treasures buried within it.
Post by: King Zultan on May 02, 2022, 01:49:17 am
This floor is filled with sand and sea water.
Post by: brewer bob on May 02, 2022, 05:28:48 am
This floor is kept at freezing temperatures and is full of ice and snow. A large flock of penguins lives here.
Post by: chaotic skies on May 09, 2022, 10:25:03 am
This floor is full of people avoiding their jobs and responsibilities through any means they like. It's a nice place, but nothing ever gets done. The cleaning is done by a fleet of appropriately-named Roombas.
Post by: Mathel on May 09, 2022, 12:22:05 pm
A fully automated Roomba factory. The workers gradually left to the floor below and were replaced by robots. Eventually, even the CEO left and the robots made a robotic CEO.
Post by: brewer bob on May 12, 2022, 06:13:33 am
This floor has a continuous LAN party. The air reeks of sweat, energy drinks and fast food. Some of the attendants are former CEOs, or at least that's what they say.
Post by: chaotic skies on May 12, 2022, 03:03:00 pm
This floor is filled with the equipment to actually have a continuous LAN party - obviously a bunch of servers and computer parts, but also a never-ending supply of pizza, soda, caffeine (both straight and in beverage form), and various other snacks. Also a shower complex, not that anyone has the time to use it.
Post by: Uthimienure on May 12, 2022, 04:00:33 pm
This floor is filled with programmers, frantically working on converting DF to multiplayer so they can join floor 1594's fun with their favorite game.
Post by: chaotic skies on May 12, 2022, 04:45:38 pm
This floor is a bar, whose main clientele are all the poor saps on the previous floor. The Pangalactic Gargleblaster is a popular menu item.
Post by: Starver on May 12, 2022, 07:54:11 pm
A theatre in which some of Shakespeare's authentic-but-not-quite-written plays are continuously performed. Today's presentations include 'A Nightmare On Midsummer Street', 'Romeo And Friar Laurence', 'Macmuffin' and 'Julius Cæser Part 2', and all advance tickets are already sold, with a long queue at the entrance by those still hoping to attend.
Post by: King Zultan on May 13, 2022, 02:05:22 am
This floor is home to the continuation of the queue that's hopping to get into the theater below.
Post by: chaotic skies on May 13, 2022, 02:09:58 am
This floor is also a continuation of the queue in the previous floors. Some enterprising folk have set up food stalls and entertainment booths along the way. Someone even opened a cafe called 'The Queue'.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 14, 2022, 12:04:37 am
This floor houses a cafe called “The Stack”.
Post by: King Zultan on May 14, 2022, 02:51:13 am
This floor houses a pub called "The Pub".
Post by: brewer bob on May 14, 2022, 05:32:01 am
This floor houses a bar called "The Bar" or, as some would say, "The Bar Bar".
Post by: Mathel on May 14, 2022, 06:32:44 am
This floor houses a manor belonging to the noble house of House. Or, as some call it, the house House house.
Post by: chaotic skies on May 14, 2022, 08:37:28 am
This is the office of a famous education professor named Dr. Study, who is well-known for the studies he conducts from his study. Currently, he's working on the Study Study study study.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 14, 2022, 06:05:29 pm
This floor houses a large theater. The actors are refusing to disclose the name of the play that they are currently performing, only that it is “Scottish”…
Post by: Mathel on May 15, 2022, 01:06:18 am
This floor has massive holes in it, patched with cardboard. A crane is moving pianos from one pile to the other, then back. The path the pianos take goes over the holes.
Post by: King Zultan on May 15, 2022, 03:46:22 am
This floor has gigantic holes in it, patched with balsa wood. A crane is moving anvils from one pile to the other, then back. The path the anvils take goes over the holes.
Post by: brewer bob on May 15, 2022, 03:51:10 am
This floor contains a nesting area for cranes. To pay for the rent of the floor, they are forced to work. Some have found work in the floors below moving stuff.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 15, 2022, 12:14:31 pm
There is a model of the Kremlin here. It is surrounded by Poles.
Post by: chaotic skies on May 15, 2022, 04:19:58 pm
This floor contains an exact, 1/10th scale model of the Tower, including this floor.
Post by: King Zultan on May 16, 2022, 04:52:46 am
This floor is home to a museum for dust, come and look around and see dust from all over the world.
Post by: brewer bob on May 16, 2022, 06:41:31 am
This floor contains a sewage treatment plant.
Post by: Mathel on May 16, 2022, 08:59:06 am
This floor houses a sewage production plant.
Post by: brewer bob on May 16, 2022, 11:46:45 am
This floor houses a project of ecologically oriented hippies who are testing out new grey water recycling systems. To be more ecological, they have crammed themselves into the same floor with the sewage treatment and sewage production plants.
How they all fit there is a mystery.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 16, 2022, 08:10:42 pm
This floor is full of shit.
Post by: King Zultan on May 17, 2022, 12:27:42 am
This floor is home to thousands of toilets each with a person sitting upon them and they are all constantly shitting, which apparently broke the pipes and now the floor below is flooded with shit.
Post by: Uthimienure on May 17, 2022, 05:00:23 am
This floor contains Ministry of Floor Numbering signs stating that all floors labeled 1613 are off-limits until things get sorted out. At that point, valves in those floor's floors shall be opened, draining their contents into the Museum of Dust, creating a nauseating mixture likely to prevent visitors for years to come.
Post by: brewer bob on May 17, 2022, 05:07:45 am
This floor contains a maze of mirrors. In the center of the maze is the secret laboratory of a wise wizard. He is not the wise wizard from the movie 'Your Highness!' despite looking the same. He is sick and tired of people coming over to mock him about his similar appearance and call him a pervert.
Post by: Mathel on May 17, 2022, 07:56:31 am
On this floor lives a foolish mage. He continuously produces new and exciting spells. Every spell he produces has a critical flaw, making it useless for it's designated purpose.
Post by: chaotic skies on May 17, 2022, 08:58:10 am
This floor is filled with the after math of the previous wizard's experiments. He's...rather prolific. And destructive.
Post by: King Zultan on May 18, 2022, 01:35:26 am
This floor is completely destroyed and burnt, it seems to have been done by magic as if a previously mentioned mage had been in here.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 24, 2022, 10:07:02 pm
On this floor is a coffee table and some chairs, as well as a book containing a collection of 36 plays.
Post by: Uthimienure on May 31, 2022, 05:01:10 pm
This floor contains a 1/72 scale diorama depicting a contingent of 5,000 Chinese troops and 50 warships under the command of Admiral Yu Zigao and General Wang Mengxiong attacking the Dutch fortress at the island of Magong, the largest of the Penghu islands under the command of Martinus Sonck. It is on display on a table in the center of the floor.
Post by: brewer bob on May 31, 2022, 05:10:56 pm
This floor contains a sweatshop where underpaid workers work around the clock sculpting models and diorama pieces.
Post by: Starver on May 31, 2022, 05:45:56 pm
Gravity tanks full of sweat, supplying the floor below. And also sweet tanks full of gravy, ready to be pumped up to the floor above.
Post by: King Zultan on June 01, 2022, 12:25:14 am
This floor is home to Billy Bob's Gravy World, the worlds biggest gravy themed restaurant.
Post by: brewer bob on June 01, 2022, 03:48:48 am
This floor contains a makeshift infirmary. It is crammed with patients who've got food-poisoning from eating at Billy Bob's Gravy World.
Post by: Uthimienure on June 01, 2022, 04:45:04 am
This floor is a life-size reproduction (in wax) of floor 1628, captured at the moment when 7 of the patients were simultaneously vomiting Billy Bob's Gravy World's rancid gravy.
Post by: Mathel on June 01, 2022, 08:15:23 am
This floor is one giant beehive, designed to produce as much wax as possible.
Post by: Starver on June 01, 2022, 09:10:31 am
A house, built of local materials. Slightly melted.
Post by: King Zultan on June 02, 2022, 12:42:21 am
The house on this floor is made of local materials and those materials are vomit and gravy, no one is really sure how the house was built.
Post by: Uthimienure on June 02, 2022, 05:15:33 am
This floor contains Duke Teer's castle built of blood. Studying the castle might provide insight into how the house below was built.
Post by: Mathel on June 02, 2022, 12:31:21 pm
A the whole floor is a huge freezer, with many racks of brick shaped molds.
Post by: King Zultan on June 03, 2022, 01:12:55 am
This floor contains the massive cooling units and heat exhaust equipment necessary to keep the floor below nice and cool.
Post by: Uthimienure on June 03, 2022, 06:17:02 am
This floor is, you guessed it, hot as Blue Billy Hell, because exhausts from the floor below were directed to this floor. An enterprising lad had sand shipped in to make a desert scenario. He is still working on getting appropriate flora and fauna.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on June 09, 2022, 04:00:58 am
Where Toady hid the Dwarf Fortress 2.
Post by: brewer bob on June 09, 2022, 05:02:01 am
This floor contains an aspiring taxidermist's workshop. It is crammed with more or less poorly stuffed animals of various species.
Post by: King Zultan on June 10, 2022, 01:03:34 am
This floor is home to the Museum of the Deformed which clams the animals in and around the tower are deformed, but in reality all the exhibits inside are just stuff they got from the taxidermist from the floor below.
Post by: Mathel on June 10, 2022, 12:20:27 pm
On this floor is a school of fish. They are currently learning calculus.
Post by: Starver on June 10, 2022, 12:37:54 pm
A parliament of owls. Nothing useful is being done here.
Post by: Lidku on June 10, 2022, 12:40:37 pm
A floor in which a personified Spiral Nemesis is battling against a combined ultra-mega-super galactic fleet of Spiral beings.
Mechas of all classes and sizes, super-mega starfighters, a quadrillion heavy galactic frigates and destroyers, a trillion heavy super-galactic cruisers, and a billion super heavy galactic dreadnoughts all are engaging the single Spiral Nemesis.
What they don't realize, no matter how much they fight, they all feed into the power of the Spiral Nemesis.
Were the Anti-Spirals... truly right all along..?
Post by: brewer bob on June 10, 2022, 07:32:35 pm
This floor contains an arcade hall where all machines run a game called 'The Attack of the Spiral Nemesis'. Apparently the players control remotely the mechas, super-mega starfighters, heavy galactic frigates and destroyers, super-galactic cruisers and dreadnoughts of the floor below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 10, 2022, 08:21:03 pm
This floor contains the boardroom of a video game company. The board members are smiling.
Post by: Lidku on June 10, 2022, 11:19:10 pm
This floor contains miniaturized humans with a single psionic ability; faunakinesis. Two different portions of the human population on this floor, however, are attuned toward two different specializations of faunakinesis. One tribe has a specialization of only controlling ants, while the other has a specialization for only controlling thermites.
The two tribes constantly vie for control over floor 1644, that has an interior environment analogous to a mix of being a commercial office and a restaurant kitchen.
Along with using their respective controlled insect pawns as mounts, for purposes of battle or utility, the human tribes harvest the chitin of their insect livestock; weaponry, armor, furniture, clothing, construction and other commodities are one the many uses chitin has to the warring human tribes of floor 1644.
Post by: King Zultan on June 11, 2022, 12:22:34 am
This floor contains an army of exterminators preparing to go down and kill all the insects on the floor below in order to stop the fighting and potential destruction of the floor.
Post by: Starver on June 11, 2022, 02:54:06 am
This floor contains the lab in which the strain of termites was developed with the metal/metal-oxide biologies. It is a super-secret project, and so is hidden away in a tower of a castle that has been built as part of a 'living myseum', loosely based upon the town of Bredevoort.
Post by: Lidku on June 11, 2022, 04:03:33 am
A floor that is the complete opposite of Floor 1644. The humans of this floor are regular-sized and lack any psionic abilities whatsoever. Two other sapient beings also inhabit this floor; anthropoid biped ants and thermites. These two other sapients rule over the humans, whilst trying to fight for supremacy of Floor 1647 among themselves. While possessing no psionic abilities, the rivaling ant and thermite species make up for it in raw physical super strength. This factor causes catastrophic skirmishes and battles whenever engagements occur between the insectoid species.
Floor 1647 in regards to interior description, is an analogous mix to that of a industrial warehouse and a motel room kitchen, albeit much larger in construction than it possibly could be.
The humans of Floor 1647, by both insectoid factions, whether ant or thermite, use them as chattel-slave labor to fuel the various industries of their respective warring Empires. All abuses imaginable, semi-imaginable, and entirely un-imaginable are inflicted upon the humans of Floor 1647; all in the name of instituting their place as the lowest strata in collective Floor 1647 society.
Years of this abuse has led toward growing elements of a Floor-wide human rebellion against their insectoid overlords. The spy networks of both insectoid Empires have gleaned some intelligence regarding this, but choose to slowly act on it, less the humans become privy to the fact that both Empires are somewhat aware of the conspiracy.
Despite the shared knowledge of a brewing human rebellion, the ant and thermite Empires still dogmatically fight one another, neither wishing to ally the other: only ONE insectoid Empire in Floor 1647 could be the supreme power.
Both sides greatly underestimate the humans.. which could very well be their downfall.
Post by: Mathel on June 11, 2022, 08:39:34 am
There is a Dalek base here.
The Daleks want to go and EXTERMINATE! everything on the floor 1647 (and then continue downwards). But they are prevented from doing so because someone sealed the elevator shaft.
Post by: Starver on June 11, 2022, 12:45:48 pm
A crash(/pod/harem/spring/rookery/...) of seals live here. For some reason, they are responsible for maintaining the elevators in this tower.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 11, 2022, 12:53:01 pm
There is a polar bear on this floor, waiting for the elevator to take it down to floor 1649.
Post by: brewer bob on June 11, 2022, 09:16:49 pm
This floor has plain old boring apartments with nothing special or unique.
However, the elevator is currently stuck due to a group of elf merchants trying to cram an elephant into it.
Post by: Lidku on June 11, 2022, 11:35:02 pm
This floor is a heavily ruined portion of the skyscraper, along with an anomalous unexplained feature of all the ruined-destroyed building material being much larger than what can be possible; causing any regular-sized humanoids or beings within this floor to have the perspective that they have been shrinken.
Floor 1652 in the years past has been vacant of all life. Lately, however, this has changed. Beings from other universes and realities have been unexplainably zapped into Floor 1652 with no possible means of escape. The inherent unstable nature of this phenomenon has caused the entire Floor to be a warfare zone of different beings, from different places of existence.
What was already a mysteriously ruined floor, becomes more ruined as the fighting continues on-and-on.
Post by: King Zultan on June 12, 2022, 01:00:24 am
There is nothing interesting about this floor, nothing to see here move along.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 13, 2022, 01:07:18 am
This floor has all the air constantly pumped out of it, creating a vacuum.
Post by: Mathel on June 13, 2022, 02:19:36 am
This floor has the air from floor 1654 pumped into it, creating a high pressure environment.
Post by: brewer bob on June 13, 2022, 04:57:36 am
This floor has nitrous oxide pumped into it, creating a high laugh environment.
Post by: Lidku on June 13, 2022, 04:22:58 pm
This floor contains a whole civilization of sapient anthropoid nitrous oxide beings, and the reason why so much nitrous oxide is being indirectly pumped into Floor 1656.
Post by: King Zultan on June 14, 2022, 12:27:41 am
This floor is home to a empty and long abandoned offices, and some of these offices have drug addicts in them and they're huffing the Nitrous seeping through the floor from below.
Post by: Lidku on June 14, 2022, 10:17:49 am
This floor is a structural collage of a library, meat processing facility, and military starbase.
In this floor, an anomalous series of concentrated gamma radiation hits a stockpile of raw leather in the meat processing section of Floor 1659. The subsequent piles of leather are violently shredded and nearly atomized, but the unusual amount of photonic energy from the gamma ray blast mysteriously reconstitutes those destroyed piles of leather into whole pieces again.
Immediately afterward, another anomalous effect from the blast takes hold; the piles of leather spontaneously gain life and begin a process of rapid structurization toward forming a humanoid form. When that process subsequently finalized, the pieces of leather gained a sudden collective-wide sapience.
The humanoid leather lifeforms all have an innate superpower of either being able to manipulate or expel photonic energy, in the form of either wave-like beams or direct bolts. Along with that, they were immune to all forms of harmful ionic radiation
In the beginning, the leather lifeforms; deeming to call themselves the Leathericonians; were all divided into warring tribes. The conflict between these Leathericonian tribes lasted for decades, until one unifying event took place.
During a routine skirmish between the warriors of the Ha'zlak tribe and Vakdocian tribe in the library region of Floor 1659, attending shamans who peacefully oversee all combat between the Leathericon tribes, were at the sidelines of the skirmish. By a stroke of freak chance, one of the shamans takes out and begins reading a textbook on butchering techniques.
What he saw in the textbook, horrified him.
All manner of atrocities were being enacted on other lifeforms the Leathericons had never seen before. Those atrocities depicted in the book was being done by another species of lifeforms. They were furless, but had hair, and had smooth skin; with that in particular being semi-anathema to the Leathericons; and a penchant for abusing lifeforms less naturally intelligent themselves.
Leathericon-wide society, irregardless of tribe affiliation, were repulsed by the actions of those mysterious lifeforms, who the leaders of Leathericon soon discovered were so-called "humans".
With their natural photonic energy emission and access to high technological building materials, the Leathericons constructed a massive stationary warp gate from spare parts. From Floor 1659, Leathericons through the use of their warp gate, raided and neutralized many different human groups on many different floors of the Bay12 Skyscraper.
Post by: brewer bob on June 22, 2022, 09:38:38 pm
This floor is a huge cesspit.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 22, 2022, 09:46:09 pm
This floor is completely empty except for a single jewel-encrusted toilet (of the kind you’d find in an outhouse) made of solid gold. There’s no privacy either.
Post by: King Zultan on June 23, 2022, 12:33:28 am
This floor appears to be a large parking garage filled with cars, which is strange given there's no way to get the cars up here.
Post by: brewer bob on June 23, 2022, 06:18:33 am
This floor contains a car manufacturing plant. A car ramp leads to the floor below, where the cars are eventually parked.
Post by: Mathel on June 23, 2022, 08:41:47 am
There is a giant statue of a plant made of cars here.
Post by: King Zultan on June 24, 2022, 12:42:15 am
There is a giant robotic dinosaur made of cars here.
Post by: brewer bob on September 26, 2022, 10:27:06 pm
This floor has one thousand pentagrams painted onto the floor, walls and ceiling.
Post by: Starver on September 26, 2022, 10:51:25 pm
Five chiliagrams painted onto the floor, just three of the walls and the ceiling.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 26, 2022, 11:00:34 pm
This floor contains a man (who appears to be in his mid 20’s) with a reflecting telescope.
Post by: Mathel on September 27, 2022, 12:56:20 am
This floor contains a cargo container filled with various contaminants.
Post by: King Zultan on September 27, 2022, 04:08:06 am
This floor contains thousands of cargo containers all filled with dead bodies.
Post by: brewer bob on September 27, 2022, 07:29:17 am
This floor contains a morgue.
Post by: Starver on September 27, 2022, 08:16:28 am
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 27, 2022, 10:21:14 am
This floor is filled to the ceiling with marinade.
Post by: Mathel on September 27, 2022, 11:52:36 pm
This floor is filled with a single giant marshmellow.
Post by: King Zultan on September 28, 2022, 12:31:12 am
This floor is filled with fat people trying to get into the floor below so they can eat that marshmallow.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on September 28, 2022, 01:32:01 am
Contains the dietician those fat people were escaping from.
Post by: Therolyn on September 28, 2022, 04:55:32 am
The entirely of the structure of this floor is made with spinach
Post by: Starver on September 28, 2022, 05:04:17 am
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 28, 2022, 07:29:06 pm
This floor contains a crack snorting painter.
Post by: brewer bob on September 28, 2022, 09:15:23 pm
This floor contain a cannabis injecting banker.
Post by: King Zultan on September 29, 2022, 01:21:08 am
This floor contains a meth eating chef!
Post by: Mathel on September 29, 2022, 03:04:16 am
In the cracks in the floor grows weed, and methane escapes from pipes within it.
Post by: brewer bob on September 29, 2022, 07:59:35 am
This floor contains a huge seed bank of all known plants.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 29, 2022, 11:40:01 am
The floor of this floor is covered in ice and snow. There’s also a large fair going on.
Post by: King Zultan on September 30, 2022, 12:53:17 am
This floor contains millions of ants all attracted here by the smell of all the fair food below them.
Post by: Uthimienure on September 30, 2022, 05:59:24 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Floor 1686
This floor contains the best of everything. Nothing but the best.
Post by: brewer bob on September 30, 2022, 08:11:23 am
This floor contains a marshmallow factory. The best of its products go to the floor below.
Post by: Starver on September 30, 2022, 09:15:47 am
Substandard marshmallow. Which happens to be an excellent construction material, luckily enough, that being just part of the reason it isn't the best marshmallow.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 30, 2022, 10:49:04 am
This floor contains a castle. A castle that is on fire.
Post by: Mathel on October 01, 2022, 01:34:16 am
There are Cylons here, with gas tanks of ClF3.
Post by: King Zultan on October 01, 2022, 01:46:14 am
This floor is home to this segment of the tower's fire brigade and while they should be putting out the fire in the castle on floor 1689, they are not as they've been payed to ignore it by the local mafia.
Post by: brewer bob on October 01, 2022, 07:35:37 am
This floor contains the Top Secret HeadquartersTM of the local "friendly" mafia.
Post by: Mathel on October 01, 2022, 11:10:09 am
This floor is the police station for the skyscraper's least friendly cops.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 01, 2022, 03:51:24 pm
This floor contains an opera house.
Post by: Starver on October 01, 2022, 03:59:03 pm
A hut whose inhabitants only ever use lynx to surf the web.
Post by: brewer bob on October 01, 2022, 08:29:03 pm
This floor contains an animal shelter and sanitarium for rescued lynxes who have been utterly harrowed for being used as surf boards on giant cave spider webs.
Post by: King Zultan on October 02, 2022, 12:49:36 am
This floor was a chicken farm but some of the lynxes from below got into it and killed all the chickens.
Post by: Mathel on October 02, 2022, 01:02:33 am
There are chimpanzees here, devouring bananas
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 02, 2022, 01:10:29 am
This floor contains a man demonstrating a steam pump.
Post by: brewer bob on October 02, 2022, 08:30:31 am
It is impossible to say what is in this floor as the steam billowing from downstairs blocks all vision.
Post by: King Zultan on October 03, 2022, 01:37:22 am
This floor contains a sauna using the steam from below to heat and steam it.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 03, 2022, 02:51:36 pm
This floor contains a king who has been fatally injured after being thrown from his horse.
Post by: Mathel on October 04, 2022, 08:24:24 am
There is a horse throwing machine on this floor.
Post by: brewer bob on October 04, 2022, 09:41:55 pm
This floor contains horse breeding pens.
Post by: King Zultan on October 05, 2022, 01:22:29 am
This floor contains many random horses that have escaped from the floors below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 05, 2022, 07:21:18 am
This floor contains a bunch of Scots and Englishmen signing a treaty.
Post by: brewer bob on October 05, 2022, 07:42:45 am
This floor is crammed with Frenchmen who are spying on the Englishmen below (and laughing at them).
Post by: Magmacube_tr on October 05, 2022, 09:31:10 am
Pyro is here.
Post by: Mathel on October 05, 2022, 11:02:06 am
There is a paperpusher here, singing documents.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 05, 2022, 02:37:08 pm
This floor contains a civilization of intelligent horses
Post by: King Zultan on October 06, 2022, 12:42:18 am
This floor is crammed with Frenchmen spying the horses below (and laughing at them).
Post by: brewer bob on October 06, 2022, 07:54:19 am
This floor contains a club where Belgians gather to talk shit about Frenchmen.
Post by: Quarque on October 06, 2022, 08:20:57 am
This floor has a bar with Dutch people making bad jokes about Belgians.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 06, 2022, 09:57:10 am
A coronation is occurring on this floor.
Post by: King Zultan on October 07, 2022, 01:31:48 am
This floor is filled with screaming kids having a birthday party with a screaming clown, and they are all eating screaming cake.
Post by: Mathel on October 07, 2022, 08:24:52 am
There is artillery on this floor, shooting out the windows.
Post by: brewer bob on October 09, 2022, 07:20:05 pm
This floor allows only 17 year olds in it.
It is empty.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on April 10, 2023, 05:55:34 pm
This floor requires a high school degree to enter. Inside it is an university.
Post by: brewer bob on April 10, 2023, 07:37:06 pm
This floor requires a master's degree to enter. The floor is empty of any furnishings, but it is full of masters mingling with each other, talking all sorts of master stuff.
Post by: King Zultan on April 11, 2023, 12:27:16 am
This floor requires a doctorate to enter. The floor has a few people in it and they are of two types people who were able to use their degree and people who think they wasted a lot of money on an education they can't really apply to anything.
Post by: brewer bob on April 11, 2023, 12:45:10 am
This floor contains an ostentatious manor where a filthy rich man lives. His family has made their fortune by selling all sorts of degrees for centuries.
Post by: Uthimienure on April 11, 2023, 02:57:44 am
This floor is where the hurdy gurdy man lives.
Post by: Mathel on April 11, 2023, 05:26:09 am
This floor contains a shelter for homeless people. It is at full capacity.
Post by: Starver on April 11, 2023, 05:43:20 am
This floor is a shelter for second-homeless people. It is quite busy at weekends and very busy in the summer.
Post by: King Zultan on April 12, 2023, 01:18:33 am
This floor is a shelter for people with homes. It is quiet right now but every now and then a person will show up because their spouse is pissed at them and they've come to lay low for a bit.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 12, 2023, 01:45:02 am
Post by: brewer bob on April 12, 2023, 01:49:02 am
This floor contains yet another scientific lab. Its purpose is to determine what really exists on floor 1726. The current consensus is that most likely it contains a cat hotel, but it cannot be proven with certainty with the data the scientists have. More research is needed.
Post by: Uthimienure on April 12, 2023, 04:25:25 am
This floor is a roach motel
Post by: Mathel on April 12, 2023, 04:36:57 am
This floor is an esherian maze. There are many travellers lost here, some of which have been corrupted by the nature of this floor.
Post by: King Zultan on April 13, 2023, 12:50:03 am
This floor is home to a map of the esherian maze below, it would probably be more helpful if it was near the entrance instead of being here next to the exit.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 13, 2023, 01:12:55 am
This floor contains advertisements for “The Great Egress”. Plenty of signs point to a door in the outer wall labeled “Egress” and visitors are urged to pass through it. Oddly enough, no one who does so is ever heard from again…
Post by: brewer bob on April 13, 2023, 01:39:35 am
This floor is the home of The Great Ogress. It looks like a cave. The floor is littered with bones and all manner of nasty stuff (which will not be described in detail here).
Post by: King Zultan on April 13, 2023, 02:28:37 am
This floor is home to DerMeister who is trying to get to the floor below so he can attempt to milk the ogress for some unknown reason.
Post by: Starver on April 13, 2023, 04:11:54 am
This floor is home to DerMatology. Everyone who visits the floor quickly move on, itching and scratching themselves.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 13, 2023, 08:18:24 pm
Few really know what being makes this floor it’s home. Some posit that it may have once been worshipped by butchers, but most people recoil at the very thought of this being. One thing is known: one must never utter it’s name!
Post by: BlackPaladin99 on April 13, 2023, 08:48:53 pm
This room is filled with the remains of all the people who spoke the name of the thing on the floor below. they are all hanging from metal chains in the ceiling and have been butchered.
Post by: brewer bob on April 13, 2023, 11:25:54 pm
This floor contains apartments with very cheap rents. Most tenants tend to move quite quickly after listening to constant metallic creaking sounds and high-pitched screaming from below.
Post by: King Zultan on April 14, 2023, 12:23:22 am
This floor is home to thousands of eggs of every imaginable kind.
Post by: Mathel on April 14, 2023, 12:44:37 am
There are unimaginable eggs here.
Post by: brewer bob on April 14, 2023, 12:47:09 am
This floor is full of standardized eggs. They are all the same regardless of which creature laid them.
Post by: Starver on April 14, 2023, 02:41:46 am
A floor full of chickens, and the sole copies of the signed leasing agreements for these last few floors (unfortunately defiled and crucially unreadable where the date isl.
Post by: King Zultan on April 15, 2023, 12:51:57 am
This floor used to be home to a chicken farm but the farmer was overwhelmed by the chickens and killed, since then the chickens have wandered off towards the floors below.
Post by: Mathel on April 15, 2023, 02:03:44 am
On this floor, there tavern. It if full of adventurers looking for a dungeon.
Post by: brewer bob on April 15, 2023, 03:09:35 am
On this floor is a farm house where lives an old man. Rats plague his attic and he needs someone to get rid of them.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 15, 2023, 10:50:26 pm
A golfing tournament is taking place on this floor.
Post by: King Zultan on April 16, 2023, 12:29:24 am
This floor contains the club house for the golf coarse below.
Post by: brewer bob on April 16, 2023, 12:38:06 am
This floor contains a factory where golf balls and grass are made.
Post by: Mathel on April 16, 2023, 03:25:28 am
This floor houses plastic production plant, supplying plastic for the factory below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 16, 2023, 06:38:05 am
This floor houses several oil wells.
Post by: Starver on April 16, 2023, 11:45:12 am
Seeing the Golf Club, a local group of mafia has put a Tennis Racket in here...
Post by: King Zultan on April 17, 2023, 01:05:29 am
This floor is home to the mafia of this segment of the tower, it is filled with mobsters and the standard items they bring with them such as Tommy guns and pinstriped suits.
Post by: Mathel on April 17, 2023, 12:36:20 pm
This floor houses a strip club where the mafia's stripper fangirls work.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 18, 2023, 12:20:20 pm
This floor houses a convent.
Post by: brewer bob on April 18, 2023, 11:23:17 pm
This floor houses a monastery. Some monks have drilled small holes through the floor of their cells. These Brothers spend their nights peeping through the holes hoping to get a glimpse of the nuns of the convent below for some odd reason.
Post by: King Zultan on April 19, 2023, 12:48:27 am
This floor houses a massive cathedral which serves as a place of worship for the nuns and monks from the floors below.
Post by: Mathel on April 19, 2023, 08:46:34 am
This floor contains a ritual chamber for a cult of satanists, who are sending demons to posess monks worshipping on floor below.
Post by: Starver on April 19, 2023, 01:42:54 pm
A firm of bailiffs, dedicated to repossessing the property of the cultists.
Post by: zemaj on April 19, 2023, 09:41:02 pm
"As you step off the landing of the curving stairwell of polished marble, cold, stale air seems to ripple at your presence. You see vast vaulted hallways of the same polished stone leading off in what are, assumeably, the four cardinal directions. As you start to head in your chosen direction, you feel a pressure build around you, and the temperature rises perceptibly."
"Roll a Wisdom Save"
Spoiler: Fail (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Success (click to show/hide)
Post by: King Zultan on April 20, 2023, 01:59:59 am
This floor is home to a hallway, and while this hallway seems to go in a straight line, but somehow when you get to the end you realize that you are somehow back at the beginning.
Post by: brewer bob on April 20, 2023, 03:03:03 am
This floor contains a labyrinth and a minotaur. The minotaur is rather lonely and depressed.
Post by: Mathel on April 20, 2023, 09:36:48 am
This floor contains a demihuman dating cafe.
Post by: Starver on April 20, 2023, 10:07:46 am
A semidemihuman crèche, for when those dates become something more.
Post by: zemaj on April 20, 2023, 09:29:46 pm
A single dumpster in a very large, very empty, parking garage. The dumpster is on fire.
Post by: Horizon on April 20, 2023, 10:58:20 pm
Peppino's Pizzeria
Post by: brewer bob on April 21, 2023, 12:22:09 am
Pappa's Pizzeria. They are famous for their "homegrown" food, but few know that behind the scenes Cenobites run the place with a horrid torture chamber where they prepare the "homegrown" stuff from human flesh.
Post by: King Zultan on April 21, 2023, 12:52:02 am
Bobby's Pizzeria. It has animatronics that Bobby himself promises aren't evil and don't eat babies, and he advises you to ignore all who say otherwise and all the missing babies in the area.
Post by: Mathel on April 21, 2023, 10:37:25 am
A prison full of babies.
Post by: zemaj on April 21, 2023, 11:27:14 am
A baby full of prisoners.
Post by: Horizon on April 21, 2023, 11:45:24 am
A prison of the damned, stuck on this floor for all eternity.
Post by: King Zultan on April 22, 2023, 12:55:21 am
A prison filled with people who say Nice every time they see the number 69 (Nice).
Post by: brewer bob on April 22, 2023, 01:35:43 am
This floor contains a prison, too. It is empty since nobody knows what kind of prisoners it should hold.
Post by: Mathel on April 22, 2023, 02:20:51 am
A court of law is here, responsible for imprisoning people in the prisons down below.
Post by: Starver on April 22, 2023, 03:14:24 am
A court of tennis, responsible for imprisoning the nearby mafioso.
Post by: King Zultan on April 22, 2023, 04:17:10 am
This floor is home to tens of thousands of tennis balls all ready to be used in play on the courts below.
Post by: brewer bob on April 22, 2023, 09:09:57 am
This floor contains the first level of a mad wizards dungeon named the 'Dungeons of Doom'. It consists of several square rooms with short passages between them. The exact contents of each room is kept secret, though pretty much everyone knows that at this point whatever they contained is now either dead or looted.
Post by: Starver on April 22, 2023, 10:30:36 am
The HQ of the business that is frequently contracted to replenish dungeons, abandoned space-stations, ruined cities and the like. They cater for everything from surprisingly refreshing items of food and drink, via first-aid kits/healing potions through to items of armour/shielding, batteries, fuel cannisters, random building resources, gems, coins, credit-chips, eggs of all kinds (edible and/or hatchable and/or imminently hatching), random vermin, not-so-random predators and even have a fine line in mini-bosses (mystical, technical, techno-mystical, æthereal, elemental, dæmonic, piratical, robotic, ninjaing, undead and ninja-pirate-zombie-robotic) plus a whole division dedicated to keeping the mini-bosses amused and 'alive' during the long waits (perhaps of æons!) before they have anyone else arrive in order to try to boss (minily!)...
They have a whole library of indecipherable maps indicating all the necessary secret switches needed to access anywhere their people need to enter (and the super-secret switches that reset everything back to "puzzling", as they leave), a very good canteen (hardly used) and a "Situations Vacant" board that takes up a surprisingly large stretch of wall.
If you spend some time poking around on the latter, you may well find a small, dusty and faded card entitled "Dungeons Of Doom resupply operative needed, no experience necessary, immunity from mad magic a bonus" and some details in very small letters. It promises a very good pension scheme*, a moderately good healthcare scheme** and a barely sufficient work-clothing allowance***.
* Well funded, hardly tapped into
** Hospital/apothecary visits only, no call-outs
*** Mostly cast-off items rejected by actual adventurers as being not fire/cold/lifesapping-proof enough to actually help manhandle a fire-wraith/haunted-snowman/soul-leach.
Post by: Horizon on April 22, 2023, 10:41:28 am
A floor full of Duke Nukem clones that say "thats a lotta words...to bad I ain't gonna read em.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 22, 2023, 01:55:38 pm
The walls of this floor are made up entirely of text.
Post by: Mathel on April 22, 2023, 02:29:03 pm
The floor is built entirely of hover panels, making sure that this floor doesn't fall right through the text walls of the floor below.
Post by: brewer bob on April 22, 2023, 10:41:17 pm
This floor contains offices full of monkeys with typewriters. Their job is to write huge walls of texts and annoy people like Duke Nukem.
Post by: King Zultan on April 23, 2023, 12:48:58 am
This floor is home to a paper mill that's constantly making more paper to supply the monkeys on the floor below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 23, 2023, 02:34:32 am
This flooring contains a number of escape pods.
There are some rats that are ready to board them, but they seem to not be sure what to do.
The lawyers are already boarding the escape pods.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on April 23, 2023, 04:48:31 pm
The floor is non-dimensional. Which means it doesn't exists, and can't be entered.
Post by: Starver on April 23, 2023, 05:28:38 pm
Post by: King Zultan on April 24, 2023, 01:10:35 am
This floor has nothing interesting in it, move along.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 24, 2023, 01:26:15 am
This floor contains a hanger with a hydrogen airship.
Post by: Horizon on April 24, 2023, 08:55:36 am
A floor that contains air.
Post by: Mathel on April 24, 2023, 09:00:11 am
This floor does not conain air. It does contain the bodies of a few climbers that discovered this fact too late.
Post by: Starver on April 24, 2023, 09:49:39 am
In total darkness, but filled with various travelators and escalators. A sign (unlit) says "Nothing to see here, please move along."
Post by: brewer bob on April 24, 2023, 11:44:09 pm
This floor contains a shopping mall and a huge sign that says "This is the REAL floor 1787, ignore the two others."
Post by: King Zultan on April 25, 2023, 01:32:47 am
This floor is home to people who are confused as to where floors 1788 and 1789 went and why there are two floors numbered 1787 in their place.
Post by: Mathel on April 25, 2023, 08:12:27 am
This floor is a graveyard for the many people and other entities that died to the various hazards of the tower. It has only two employees, both of them robots.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 26, 2023, 01:24:29 am
This floor contains the Skyscraper’s Post Office.
Post by: King Zultan on April 26, 2023, 01:49:30 am
This floor contains the skyscraper's lawyers office.
Post by: brewer bob on April 26, 2023, 02:41:16 am
This floor contains a luxurious Gentlemen's Club. However, it is only a front for the Guild of Graverobbers. They steal corpses from floor 1791, but recently one graverobber mistook a lawyer from the floor below as a corpse. So, now the graverobbers have a lawyer in their storeroom and they are unsure what to do with it.
Post by: Mathel on April 26, 2023, 10:13:36 am
This floor contains a cabal of necromancers that buy the corpses from the Gentlemen below. They do not want to buy a living lawyer.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on April 26, 2023, 06:58:28 pm
This floor is filled with strings and scientists that study them. These scientists call themselves String Theory Literalists, and believe that the universe is literally made of strings.
Post by: brewer bob on April 27, 2023, 12:22:53 am
This floor is a cave with a hidden entrance. The cave's walls are covered in pretty crystals. Giant magical spiders live here, and they spin and weave constantly, creating new universes.
They do not use strings, but silk thread.
Post by: King Zultan on April 27, 2023, 12:39:48 am
This floor is home to another cave but this one has cavemen inside of it, and their doing caveman stuff.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 27, 2023, 12:58:17 am
This floor has yet another cave. This one is home to a group of kobolds. It is strewn with various things that they have stolen from other floors.
Post by: brewer bob on April 28, 2023, 12:07:53 am
This floor houses a chapter house of the Guild of Spelunkers. They go exploring all the caves below, and their private museum is full of odd items found from there, including a section with various things
Post by: King Zultan on April 28, 2023, 01:00:07 am
This floor is home to a bunch of dusty old skeletons belonging to people who were born in 1801.
Post by: MadMonkey on April 28, 2023, 02:06:27 am
This floor is the heart of a mummy's tomb.
Post by: Mathel on April 28, 2023, 03:22:18 am
This floor is a heart. It is functional and connected to the rest of it's body by portal-sphere.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on May 02, 2023, 07:21:06 pm
This floor houses a large collection of wigs. All sorts of 'em.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 02, 2023, 09:49:16 pm
This floor houses a large collection of tories. All sorts of 'em.
Post by: brewer bob on May 03, 2023, 12:41:50 am
This floor houses a large collection of Ponies. All sorts of 'em. One could say it is almost a museum. But only almost, since it is full of bronies playing with said ponies and
Post by: King Zultan on May 03, 2023, 01:02:52 am
This floor is home to all the ponies that have managed to escape from the bronies below, and they are currently figuring out how they're going to save the other ponies from the bronies.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 03, 2023, 08:13:05 pm
This floor contains a theater. The theater is presently on fire.
Post by: Mathel on May 04, 2023, 01:42:17 am
There is a firefighters station here. The firefighters are trying to find the stairs down, but are failing.
Post by: King Zultan on May 04, 2023, 03:24:35 am
This floor is home to one thousand people who are busy trying to kill each other by slapping each other with cod fish.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 05, 2023, 05:47:29 pm
This floor contains the royal palace of an insane king.
Post by: King Zultan on May 06, 2023, 02:41:41 am
This floor contains all the pipes and heating ducts for the royal palace above, the pipes are lead and the ducts are covered in asbestos. Both of which are perfectly healthy to be around.
Post by: Mathel on May 06, 2023, 05:33:36 am
This floor contains another royal palace. Insanity and heat are pumped into here from two floors below.
Post by: King Zultan on May 16, 2023, 01:10:11 am
This floor contains a necromancer that brings the tower back from the dead if it dies.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 16, 2023, 01:32:12 am
This floor contains an emergency store of Viagra, in case the tower falls over…
Post by: brewer bob on May 16, 2023, 01:34:55 am
This floor contains the lair of (another) necromancer whose purpose is to bring the necromancer from floor 1814 back from the dead if they die.
He is also a frequent customer of the Viagra stores below.
Post by: Starver on May 16, 2023, 06:55:16 am
The home of both a uranomancer and a uromancer. One tends to look up the tower, to see what will be, the other looks downwards to see where it might all go to.
Post by: Mathel on May 16, 2023, 08:24:05 am
This floor is the home of uretomancer, who speaks with urine.
Post by: Uthimienure on May 16, 2023, 09:40:49 pm
This is a floor with 200 restrooms.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 16, 2023, 10:20:45 pm
This floor is uninhabited due to the smell percolating up from below.
Post by: King Zultan on May 17, 2023, 01:15:55 am
This floor is home to ten thousand air fresheners to help fight the smell of the toilets that still manages to seep through the floors below.
Post by: brewer bob on May 17, 2023, 01:34:22 am
This floor houses a perfume production plant. The stench emanating from it is unbearable.
Post by: Mathel on May 17, 2023, 11:37:23 am
This floor is inabited by unbears. They used to be bears, but they have been unborn by the stench from below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 18, 2023, 12:05:26 am
This floor is inhabited by carelessbears. They used to be carebears, but they don’t care about anything anymore…
Post by: King Zultan on May 18, 2023, 12:36:24 am
This floor is home to a battle between My Little Pony and Carebears, the battle is intense and the carebears are losing, but they're getting used to the tragedy. Some that stopped caring about the war have fled to the floor below.
Post by: brewer bob on May 18, 2023, 01:45:44 am
This floor has a glass floor and seats around it. Here fans and supporters of My Little Ponies and Carebears watch the battle rage below. Things have gotten tense here after a member of a Carebear Club threw a flare on the glass floor and now a riot is going on with My Little Pony hooligans and Carebear hooligans beating each other.
The Carebear hooligans are currently winning, with many Bronies hugged to unconsciousness or left crying after being whacked with fluffy heart-shaped placards.
There is no riot police in sight.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 18, 2023, 02:09:05 am
This floor contains a railroad terminal.
Post by: Starver on May 18, 2023, 03:22:24 am
This floor also has a railroad terminal. It is the only place to which the lines from 1825 go, which is also the only place to which any line from here goes.
For some reason, there is a near constant flow of commuters. And goods through the adjunct goods-yards.
Post by: King Zultan on May 18, 2023, 04:17:58 am
This floor contains a goods yard, but no one knows what these goods are as they are sealed inside solid metal boxes that just have a label that says goods on the side. These goods are destined for the floor below.
Post by: Uthimienure on May 18, 2023, 04:35:53 am
This floor is filled with wooden crates with labels that say "BAD" on them. The creators of the crated "bads" wonder why the railroad didn't extend to this floor.
Post by: Mathel on May 18, 2023, 07:15:48 am
There is a kennel on this floor, ran by a man from Kentucky named Kenny.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 18, 2023, 07:25:22 pm
This floor contains a lawnmower showroom.
Post by: brewer bob on May 18, 2023, 11:09:02 pm
This floor contains a lawn. It hasn't been maintained for a while.
Post by: King Zultan on May 19, 2023, 12:46:45 am
This floor contains an overgrown football pitch, someone could probably do something about that if they knew how to get a lawnmower through the door.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 21, 2023, 01:32:30 am
This floor is filled with steam whistles, which are constantly going off.
Post by: Mathel on May 21, 2023, 04:30:31 am
This floor is filled with steam.
Post by: brewer bob on May 21, 2023, 05:16:37 am
This floor contains steam baths made in ancient Roman style, where the steam from the previous floors is eventually funneled.
Post by: King Zultan on May 22, 2023, 12:47:54 am
This floor is condemned do to massive amounts of mold and water damage do to the baths steam below.
Post by: Mathel on May 22, 2023, 04:23:24 am
There is an elf boy here, battling a worm in an arena filled with pits. The worm is bouncy and every so often knocks the boy to the floor below. Then it regenerates before the boy can get back up.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 22, 2023, 11:14:20 am
This floor contains a coffee house, a stock exchange, and a telegraph demonstration. Everyone is so entranced by the telegraph demonstration that no one notices that the coffee house and stock exchange are on fire.
Post by: King Zultan on May 23, 2023, 01:23:08 am
This floor used to contain stocks that were to be exchanged at the stock exchange below but they are currently on fire and show no sign of going out anytime soon.
Post by: brewer bob on May 23, 2023, 02:01:42 am
This floor contains a plaza and in the middle of it is a row of wooden stocks. The stocks have stock traders confined by their legs to them. Next to the stocks are crates of overripe tomatoes and rotten vegetables that passersby can chuck at their faces.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 23, 2023, 02:37:54 am
This floor contains a vegetable farm.
Post by: Mathel on May 23, 2023, 02:49:16 am
The floor contains human vegetables.
Post by: King Zultan on May 23, 2023, 03:01:14 am
This floor contains vegetablemen, half man half vegetable!
Post by: Uthimienure on May 23, 2023, 04:06:40 am
This floor is home to hundreds of vegans. They often prey upon the vegetable men, shrilly screaming while tearing them to shreds before devouring them in pseudo-cannibalistic feeding frenzies.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 23, 2023, 05:00:24 pm
This floor contains the study of a depressed poet, and a raven.
Post by: Mathel on May 24, 2023, 02:21:06 am
On this floor, the poet's exhalations are stored.
Post by: King Zultan on May 24, 2023, 02:34:21 am
This floor contains a factory which bottles the exhalations of poets, and while there isn't a market for such a thing they continue to do it despite this.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 24, 2023, 10:02:21 am
This floor contains a saw-mill at the banks of a river. Looking more closely, there are gold nuggets and gold dust scattered all around.
Post by: brewer bob on May 25, 2023, 12:24:19 am
This floor contains an illegal settlement where gold prospectors and miners make their camp. It is an awful and lawless place where murders are common.
Post by: King Zultan on May 25, 2023, 12:33:02 am
This floor contains a saloon that serves the prospectors and lawless peoples from the floor below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 25, 2023, 01:55:12 am
This floor contains a police station, courthouse, prison, and execution chamber all built for the specific purpose of bringing whoever numbered the previous floor to justice and punishing them.
Post by: Mathel on May 25, 2023, 05:00:51 am
There is a 3mx3mx3m cube of cheese here. Rumor has it, that there is a spherical cavity in the center.
Post by: Starver on May 25, 2023, 08:57:47 am
There is a spherical cavity here. Rumor has it, that there is a 320 attolightyear cube of cheese in the centre.
Post by: brewer bob on May 26, 2023, 12:02:24 am
This floor contains a lair of skaven. They are absolutely crazed by the smell of cheese coming from the floors below.
Post by: King Zultan on May 26, 2023, 12:38:22 am
This floor used to contain a peaceful village but it has been destroyed by the skaven below.
Post by: Mathel on May 26, 2023, 01:21:45 am
This floor contains the refugees from the village below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 26, 2023, 11:06:57 pm
Post by: brewer bob on May 27, 2023, 12:06:51 am
This floor contains a spa advertising itself with the slogan "Our floor is numbered".
Post by: King Zultan on May 27, 2023, 01:04:48 am
This floor contains some stairs but they don't really go where you'd think they would as they're M. C. Escher stairs.
Post by: Mathel on May 27, 2023, 05:52:28 am
This floor is a Klein Bottle
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 27, 2023, 06:58:58 am
This floor is nothing but a mirage.
Post by: Starver on May 27, 2023, 07:57:55 am
This floor contains some stairs that actually go where you'd think they would, but don't even look like viable stairs as they're Pablo Picasso stairs.
Post by: King Zultan on May 28, 2023, 01:00:44 am
This floor contains some squiggly lines that might be stairs but you can't really tell, as they're stairs drawn by children.
Post by: brewer bob on May 28, 2023, 01:25:04 am
This floor contains stairs. Plain, simple stairs. Perfectly functional with nothing out of the ordinary to them.
Post by: Mathel on May 28, 2023, 08:14:22 am
This
is the
HQ of a
stair-making
company. They
had some weird
requests recently.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 28, 2023, 01:23:13 pm
A bank robbery is taking place on this floor in broad daylight!
Post by: King Zultan on May 29, 2023, 12:39:31 am
This floor is home to a police station where all the cops are watching cat videos on the internet instead of responding to the bank robbery down stairs.
Post by: brewer bob on May 29, 2023, 01:03:45 am
This floor contains the headquarters of the place where cat videos are made and uploaded. It is run by cats for cats, but as they expected, their videos are popular among humans who have made them very rich.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 29, 2023, 01:18:30 am
This floor contains a natural history museum.
Post by: Starver on May 29, 2023, 06:30:22 am
A museum of artificial geography.
Post by: King Zultan on May 29, 2023, 06:54:01 am
This floor is home to impressive mountains, lakes, and streams, but on closer inspection it all appears to be artificial, almost as if it has escaped the museum below.
Post by: Mathel on May 29, 2023, 10:54:47 am
A powerful geomancer lives here, able to animate terrain features and make them run away.
Post by: Uthimienure on May 29, 2023, 09:53:00 pm
This floor contains the power station where the geomancer below gets his power.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 30, 2023, 01:19:47 am
This floor contains a factory where blue jeans are made.
Post by: brewer bob on May 30, 2023, 01:22:12 am
This floor contains cotton fields.
Post by: King Zultan on May 30, 2023, 01:27:50 am
This floor contains thousands of little critters that tend to the cotton below, no one really knows what they are or where they come from.
Post by: Mathel on May 30, 2023, 09:51:15 am
This is an apartment, in which Dr. No, Odysseus, captain Nemo, and Nik the Hero live, disrespecting that they are each from a totally different era.
Post by: Starver on May 30, 2023, 02:28:29 pm
The home of Polyphemus, and his sheep, with paramedics and police currently in attendence. The chief investigator thinks they might have a very good lead on the perpetrator...
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 30, 2023, 04:28:39 pm
An incandescent lightbulb is being demonstrated on this floor.
Post by: brewer bob on May 31, 2023, 01:22:10 am
This floor contains a nudist beach.
Post by: King Zultan on May 31, 2023, 01:36:28 am
This floor contains a nudist beach on opposite day, thus making it indistinguishable from any other beach.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 31, 2023, 02:08:14 am
This floor is in the shape of a Klein bottle.
Post by: Starver on May 31, 2023, 07:26:08 am
This floor is in the sound of a Shepard tone.
Post by: Mathel on May 31, 2023, 09:38:02 am
This floor was sketched into existence by a small child of great age.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 31, 2023, 05:18:36 pm
This floor is home to a small child who thinks their age is “great”.
Post by: King Zultan on June 01, 2023, 12:07:28 am
This floor is home to some worried parents who can't find their kid.
Post by: brewer bob on June 01, 2023, 01:58:33 am
This floor contains all sorts of steam-powered machinery, pipes, gears and what-not that makes no sense. Everyone here is dressed in Victorian Era costumes with top hats and such, and for some reason all have goggles on.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 01, 2023, 07:54:14 pm
Several women (most of them prostitutes) have been stabbed to death on this floor.
Post by: King Zultan on June 02, 2023, 12:11:34 am
This floor is home to a memorial to all the detectives that tried to find out who killed the prostitutes on the floor below but failed and killed themselves.
Post by: brewer bob on June 02, 2023, 12:54:03 am
This floor contains a street and houses built in 1890s style. At the address 221B Baker Street lives a weird dude who calls himself a detective. He is currently investigating the mysterious deaths of the detectives who have a memorial on the floor below. His friend, a so-called doctor, does most of the work.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 02, 2023, 01:29:26 am
This floor contains a basketball court
Post by: Mathel on June 02, 2023, 11:33:44 am
This floor contains a container of various contaminants.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on June 02, 2023, 04:58:25 pm
This perfectly spherical room constantly spins, making it very hard to stand up.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 03, 2023, 02:12:22 am
On this floor an syzygy is being observed.
Post by: brewer bob on June 03, 2023, 02:16:15 am
This floor has a 1:1 replica of the Notre-Dame cathedral.
Post by: Mathel on June 03, 2023, 03:53:59 pm
This floor contains Romans.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 03, 2023, 05:33:59 pm
This floor is home to a vampire.
Post by: brewer bob on June 04, 2023, 12:59:05 am
This floor contains the secret laboratory of Van Helsing where vampire hunting equipment is researched.
Post by: sofanthiel on June 04, 2023, 02:32:34 am
This floor is the hull of a giant metallic steam-powered passenger liner with hundreds of workers running around, operating machinery and adding coal to the engines.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 04, 2023, 05:08:08 am
On this floor, an archeologist is busy digging up an ancient palace.
Post by: King Zultan on June 05, 2023, 12:32:14 am
This floor is filled with billions of onions.
Post by: brewer bob on June 05, 2023, 01:37:35 am
This floor contains a huge onion farm.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 05, 2023, 10:37:30 am
Crayons and Teddy Bears are being sold on this floor.
Post by: Mathel on June 05, 2023, 11:07:29 am
Canyons and Browned Bears are being sold here. No refunds.
Post by: King Zultan on June 06, 2023, 12:51:58 am
This floor is a large outdoor elven market and they're all selling mangoes, only mangoes.
Post by: brewer bob on June 06, 2023, 01:33:01 am
This floor contains an old growth forest and an elven forest retreat.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 06, 2023, 07:10:52 pm
This floor contains a group of dwarves who are working hard to build an over complicated contraption in order to flood the floor below with !!Magma!!.
Post by: King Zultan on June 07, 2023, 12:27:15 am
This floor contains !!magma!! there are reports that the dwarves below plan to use it for something.
Post by: brewer bob on June 07, 2023, 02:33:30 am
This floor contains Hidden Fun Secrets.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 07, 2023, 07:37:06 am
This floor contains a bunch of bottomless pits.
Post by: Mathel on June 07, 2023, 10:31:31 am
The stolen bottoms from the pits below are stored here.
Post by: Horizon on June 07, 2023, 10:40:08 am
The top of the tower, within a pocket dimension where the towers end is kept so it can rise eternal.
Post by: sofanthiel on June 07, 2023, 12:23:49 pm
This floor contains all of the floors below it, above it, as well as itself.
Post by: Starver on June 07, 2023, 02:11:00 pm
Within this floor are all floors that do not contain themselves.
Post by: Flying Teasets on June 07, 2023, 02:23:41 pm
Ah, the floor is full of accountants.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 07, 2023, 08:33:14 pm
Some of the ants on this floor are unaccounted for…
Post by: King Zultan on June 08, 2023, 01:16:12 am
This floor is completely filled with ants.
Post by: brewer bob on June 08, 2023, 01:55:44 am
This floor is full of pants. There is a pants museum here.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 08, 2023, 02:34:56 am
The first and second digits of this floor have been swapped with the third and fourth digits, but nobody seems to notice…
Post by: Mathel on June 08, 2023, 09:00:03 am
There is a huge pile of fingers here.
Post by: brewer bob on June 08, 2023, 11:24:28 am
This floor has a hospital. The doctors and nurses are over-worked since it is currently full of screaming people without fingers, blood spraying everywhere.
Post by: sofanthiel on June 08, 2023, 03:40:38 pm
This floor is a cybernetic finger factory because there is high demand for that for some reason.
Post by: King Zultan on June 09, 2023, 12:37:24 am
This floor is home to the scissor man, he goes around cutting off the thumbs of people who go near this floor.
Post by: brewer bob on June 09, 2023, 12:53:05 am
This floor contains a scissors shop. Sales are surprisingly good, thanks to one certain returning customer.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 09, 2023, 02:01:46 am
This floor contains a rock shop.
Post by: Mathel on June 09, 2023, 04:07:36 am
This floor has a papier-mache shop.
Post by: King Zultan on June 10, 2023, 12:45:24 am
This floor has people who are stabbings with scissors, bludgeoning with rocks, and papier-maching each other to death!
Post by: brewer bob on June 10, 2023, 01:18:07 am
This floor contains a morgue. For some reason there recently has been an influx of corpses with paper cuts, mangled bones and limbs and nasty stab wounds.
Post by: Mathel on June 10, 2023, 03:14:45 am
There is a ghoul all-you-can-eat buffet here.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 10, 2023, 02:19:00 pm
There is a ghoul farm here.
Post by: King Zultan on June 11, 2023, 12:34:10 am
There's a warehouse filled with fresh grown ghouls here, ready to be shipped wherever they're needed.
Post by: brewer bob on June 11, 2023, 01:03:31 am
This floor contains a harbor and ships used in shipping the ghouls from the floor below.
Post by: Starver on June 11, 2023, 10:53:27 am
Facilities for the exclusive use of any ghoul needing to attend the call of nature, which is basically a singe small ante-chamber with a sign on the door saying "Little Ghouls Room".
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 11, 2023, 04:31:13 pm
This floor contains a grain mill.
Post by: brewer bob on June 12, 2023, 01:08:49 am
This floor contains a granary. It is filled with milled products from Flour 1934.
Post by: King Zultan on June 12, 2023, 02:46:12 am
This floor contains a bakery that uses some of the milled grain from the floor below to make bread.
Post by: Mathel on June 12, 2023, 05:32:12 am
This floor contains a fakery that fakes bread.
Post by: brewer bob on June 13, 2023, 01:30:27 pm
This floor contains a fucke- Oh, never mind. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
Post by: Starver on June 13, 2023, 03:03:38 pm
This is where any buns go after they come out of the ovens.
(And there are also a number of Polish kiełbasas, but half of them being rebranded as German würsten and the others as Russian kolbásy.)
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 13, 2023, 07:20:11 pm
This floor contains hundreds of stray cats. They are trying to get into the cat house that they have been told is on the floor below.
Post by: King Zultan on June 14, 2023, 12:55:33 am
There is no cat house here but instead an angry Hitler in his bunker that is now filled with cats.
Post by: brewer bob on June 14, 2023, 01:06:53 am
This floor houses the secret hideout of the Spanish Inquisition.
Post by: Mathel on June 14, 2023, 02:16:36 am
There is a python here. From time to time, it pokes it's head through a hole to the floor below and is surprised by the Spanish Inquisition.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 14, 2023, 02:41:29 am
Post by: Starver on June 14, 2023, 06:36:56 am
Code: (Floor 1945) [Select]
;redcode-94
;name Floor
;author Starver
floor: mov.i floor, floor+1
end floor
Post by: King Zultan on June 15, 2023, 01:17:01 am
This floor is home to some regular everyday apartments.
Post by: brewer bob on June 15, 2023, 01:19:21 am
This floor contains irregular every other day apartments.
Post by: Mathel on June 15, 2023, 03:17:31 am
This floor is home to zom-bees.
Post by: S1lentWanderer on June 15, 2023, 09:52:28 am
This floor is the home base of an Exterminator. His sprayers are filled with holy water mixed with insecticide.
Post by: brewer bob on June 15, 2023, 10:15:29 am
This floor has a bar. It is usually quite empty except for an old ex-terminator, who drinks to forget all who he terminated back in his youthful days.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 15, 2023, 03:21:15 pm
This floor has a net on the ceiling which is holding up the the floors above it. Curiously, there are no walls or anything supporting the net...
Post by: King Zultan on June 16, 2023, 12:49:34 am
Here be dragons.
Post by: brewer bob on June 16, 2023, 01:19:45 am
Here be giants.
Post by: Mathel on June 16, 2023, 01:51:28 am
Here are the victims of the giants from the floor below, as they plowed through the floor and splattered on the ceiling.
Post by: DerpFortress on June 16, 2023, 05:40:46 am
This floor contains a save point and an elevator back to the first floor.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 16, 2023, 03:27:46 pm
This floor contains a single door leading to the outside of the tower. There is an "EXIT" sign above the door.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on June 16, 2023, 07:10:50 pm
This floor has the monster that eats the idiots who fell for the obvious trap on the floor below.
Post by: King Zultan on June 17, 2023, 12:21:37 am
This floor is home to an idiot factory that makes most of the idiots that inhabit this tower.
Post by: brewer bob on June 17, 2023, 01:42:37 am
This floor houses a genius factory where geniuses are made to inhabit this tower. So far only one has been made and nobody knows where the genius currently is.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 17, 2023, 02:05:09 am
This floor contains a music venue.
Post by: Mathel on June 17, 2023, 03:42:12 am
This floor has a matter-antimatter reactor, powering the artificial gravity generator outside. The AG generator is pointed down and pulls the idiots from floor 1956 up, so that they can be grabbed by the monster from 1957.
The genius who built both the contraptions is not here.
Post by: Lidku on June 17, 2023, 08:18:17 pm
A band of Danish Vikings are invading this floor, fighting against alien Thanagarians who sought to colonize it. Despite being humans, and thus being significantly biologically weaker than thanagarian species, the Danes are resoundingly defeating them through use of very good tactics and having a core of veteran soldiers in the battle.
If the Danes triumph against these Thanagarians on Floor 1962, they will institute Danelaw and re-establish the North Sea Empire on this very level.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 17, 2023, 09:38:14 pm
A group of Englishmen have traveled to this floor from the floor below, seeking help in their fight against the Danish Vikings on Floor 1962.
Post by: King Zultan on June 18, 2023, 01:24:21 am
This floor is filled with hippies that are sitting around a campfire smoking marijuana.
Post by: Mathel on June 18, 2023, 02:11:00 am
This floor has some people smoking meat over a marijuana fire.
Post by: brewer bob on June 18, 2023, 02:43:02 am
This floor has a wizard's laboratory. The wizard isn't here often, but instead can be found in one of the two floors below, sitting around a fire with bloodshot eyes and mumbling all sorts of weird things.
Post by: Lidku on June 18, 2023, 05:43:07 pm
This floor is filled with a sapient humanoid species of Marijuana beings, no larger in height than an average soda can. They are remnants of a failed experiment by the Wizard that resides in Floor 1966.
As a species, they are splintered among groups varying of societal complexity; from small primitive bands of hunter-gatherers who scavenge office supplies and sources of water, to regional city-state civilizations that constantly vie for more territory and space to gain more light coverage for photosynthesis from the office lights above.
The greatest resource for these sapient Marijuana beings is soil. Without it, reproduction at an adequate scale would be all but impossible. Many brutal, harrowing, wars are fought over any discovered pots of soil in Floor 1967 where two or more frontiers of civilization meet.
Of late in this world of Marijuana, a rising city-state called "Coma" is rapidly either diplomatically annexing or waging wars of expansion on all of its neighbors in the region. It will soon become the major power on the floor if these trends continue, something of which is looked on with suspicion and contempt by another state called Canarthage; who already is a significant power in its own right, that significantly predates Coma.
Only time will further regale the future Floor 1967 holds for itself.
Post by: King Zultan on June 19, 2023, 01:57:09 am
This floor is filled with botanists watching the strange Marijuana beings on the floor below with much interest, some are also placing bets as to which faction will take over in the end.
Post by: brewer bob on June 19, 2023, 02:16:28 am
This floor has a everlasting Woodstock Music and Art Fair going on.
Post by: Mathel on June 19, 2023, 11:48:22 am
There is a dwarf here, carving the entire history of the world onto all the available surface on this floor.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 19, 2023, 07:49:28 pm
An elven caravan has just arrived on this floor. The traders are much displeased with the number of trees that have been cut down…
Post by: King Zultan on June 20, 2023, 02:02:22 am
This room is filled with thousands of tons of wood that's about to be turned into charcoal.
Post by: brewer bob on June 20, 2023, 03:34:11 am
This floor has a massive refuse pile. It is full of "grown wood" weapons and armor.
Post by: Mathel on June 20, 2023, 10:35:38 am
This floor has a massive stockpile of items made of cold iron. Each item is enchanted to never be warmer than 10°C.
Post by: brewer bob on June 21, 2023, 01:22:41 am
This floor has a zoo with mythical beasts on display. Currently there's an emergency meeting going on among staff due to a unicorn, fairy and dwarf having disappeared from their pens.
Post by: King Zultan on June 21, 2023, 01:35:10 am
This floor has a unicorn surround by corpses in it, so far anyone who has dared to get close to the unicorn has been horribly murdered by said unicorn.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 21, 2023, 04:00:46 am
This floor contains a fairy brothel.
Post by: brewer bob on June 26, 2023, 02:04:02 am
This floor contains retirement homes for elderly dwarves. Many of them are crippled and quite a few have lost their fat and sport burn scars. Most of them are in a constant state of internal rage.
Post by: King Zultan on June 26, 2023, 02:27:27 am
This floor is home to solidly built cells filled with insane dwarves all screaming and slamming around their cells.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 26, 2023, 07:49:31 am
This floor contains a booze stockpile.
Post by: Mathel on June 26, 2023, 09:06:54 am
This floor conains a river of flaming whiskey.
Post by: brewer bob on June 26, 2023, 10:55:35 am
This floor contains a whiskey factory and storage. There is currently great panic among the owners when it was noticed that all the whiskey has been drained down through a hole in the floor and one disgruntled worker threw a still burning cigarette butt down too.
Post by: Starver on June 26, 2023, 03:54:53 pm
A whisky distillery, which (with a general feeling of quiet satisfaction) is undergoing none of the issues being experienced by the one for whiskey, below, fortunately.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 26, 2023, 07:03:12 pm
This floor contains a saloon. A fight has just broken out...
Post by: King Zultan on June 27, 2023, 01:22:52 am
This floor is home to a sheriffs office and a sheriff who could go and do something about the fight below but he'd rather not, so he won't.
Post by: brewer bob on June 27, 2023, 01:59:04 am
This floor contains a cattle ranch.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 27, 2023, 08:29:24 am
This floor contains an abattoir.
Post by: Uthimienure on June 27, 2023, 09:24:09 am
This floor contains an abatis.
Post by: Mathel on June 27, 2023, 10:28:21 am
This floor contains 74 abbots.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 27, 2023, 10:33:42 am
This floor contains 47 ad bots.
Post by: King Zultan on June 28, 2023, 01:32:16 am
This floor is filled with Russians that are making ad bots to add to the floor below.
Post by: brewer bob on June 28, 2023, 04:44:21 am
This floor has a roleplaying convention going on.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 28, 2023, 07:19:35 am
This floor has a rope laying convention going on.
Post by: Mathel on June 28, 2023, 09:27:58 am
There are rope makers here, making ropes for the convenience of the convention below.
Post by: brewer bob on June 28, 2023, 09:40:09 am
This floor has multiple gallows. The hangmen have tried to broker a deal with the rope makers below, but with little success. So the gallows are without ropes.
Post by: King Zultan on June 29, 2023, 02:24:43 am
This floor is filled with criminals awaiting the hangman's noose but have yet to get it as the gallows below seem to be inoperable.
Post by: Uthimienure on June 29, 2023, 09:55:48 am
This floor has a sign on the downward staircase that says "Sanctuary Above".
Behind a curtain are two electric chairs and guys in masks waiting for "visitors" from below.
Post by: brewer bob on June 29, 2023, 10:56:25 am
This floor contains a nuclear power plant.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 29, 2023, 11:26:45 am
Post by: Mathel on June 29, 2023, 11:36:58 am
This floor has a computer with a virus. The virus has been rendered inoperable by the 2k bug.
Post by: brewer bob on June 29, 2023, 11:39:58 am
This floor contains a black monolith.
Post by: King Zultan on June 30, 2023, 12:32:57 am
This floor is filled with monkeys that go to the floor below sometimes to screech at the monolith.
Post by: Starver on June 30, 2023, 12:54:46 am
One monkey frequently looks down at all the other monkeys from this floor. And occasionally flashes its backside at them, in secret.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 30, 2023, 03:46:22 am
This floor contains an infinite number of monkeys. They are currently waiting for an order of an infinite number of typewriters to arrive.
Post by: brewer bob on June 30, 2023, 04:28:14 am
This floor, too, has an infinite number of monkeys. They are trying to assemble an infinite amount of typewriters. So far they have completed none.
Post by: King Zultan on July 01, 2023, 01:39:04 am
This floor is home to an infinite number of factories manned by an infinite number of monkeys that produce an infinite number of typewriter parts that are sent to the floor below.
Post by: brewer bob on July 01, 2023, 02:34:52 am
This floor contains the hive of the Monkey Queen. She is constantly giving birth to monkeys, which are sent to the floors below.
Post by: Mathel on July 01, 2023, 01:02:39 pm
This floor contains the Monkey King and a mountain. The mountain is on the Monkey King. The mountain is gloating.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 01, 2023, 03:58:03 pm
This floor contains the sky. All of it.
Post by: King Zultan on July 02, 2023, 01:48:35 am
This floor is filled with scientists trying to figure out how the entirety of the sky managed to get trapped inside the floor below.
Post by: brewer bob on July 02, 2023, 02:10:51 am
This floor contains a club house of flat-earthers. They constantly mock the scientists in the floor below and call them NASA agents.
Post by: Starver on July 02, 2023, 11:35:18 am
Where all the NASA agents work. (Getting actors jobs, ensuring sportspeople get paid, managing real-estate transactions... Dealing with all the people who think the organisation is over-reaching itself into non-aerospace fields.)
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 02, 2023, 01:56:10 pm
This floor is 12 cm high by 12 cm wide by 12 cm deep.
Post by: brewer bob on July 04, 2023, 02:52:41 am
This floor contains the throne room of the King of the Tower. It is in a miserable state of disrepair.
Post by: King Zultan on July 04, 2023, 03:02:30 am
This floor contains thousands of people who claim to be the king of the tower and they are constantly fighting to see who is the true king.
Post by: Mathel on July 04, 2023, 05:46:03 am
The real king of the tower is on this floor. He is dead.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 04, 2023, 11:24:32 am
The imaginary king of the tower is on this floor. He is alive and well.
Post by: King Zultan on July 05, 2023, 01:43:18 am
The possible king might be here or might not be here, and he is the best or possibly the worst king, as anything is possible with the possible king!
Post by: brewer bob on July 05, 2023, 05:22:47 am
A peasant revolt is gathering here.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 05, 2023, 10:43:04 am
A pheasant revolt is gathering here.
Post by: Mathel on July 05, 2023, 11:47:22 pm
Revolting birds are stored here.
Post by: King Zultan on July 06, 2023, 01:04:24 am
This floor is filled with bird shit from all the birds that pass through here to get to the below floors.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 06, 2023, 01:12:07 am
This floor is still under construction.
Post by: brewer bob on July 06, 2023, 03:45:01 am
This floor is the home floor of some random person. There is a huge welcome text above the entry surrounded by spinning skulls and dancing hampsters. Inside you can find a gallery full of more or less failed family photos and a room with the picture of the random person and a placard with their life bio. All the walls are painted with striking colors that hurt the eye. Finally, at the stairs leading to the floor below is a sign reading "Under Construction -- Coming Soon..." The sign has been there now for several decades. There are also multiple elevators leading to the favorite floors of the person living here.
Post by: Starver on July 06, 2023, 04:39:08 am
The sumptious home of a multimillionaire elevator-designer, made rich by selling multiple elevators to the extremely gullible, who don't appreciate the simplicity of a single elevator-car-and-shaft that can travel between any number of 'favourite' floors.
(But she secretly designs them to be double-decker, and will occasionally use them herself to travel from here to the floors above another person's favourite floor. Just because.)
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 06, 2023, 02:00:00 pm
This floor contains a bottomless pit.
Post by: King Zultan on July 07, 2023, 01:26:30 am
This floor somehow contains the bottom of the bottomless pit below.
Post by: brewer bob on July 07, 2023, 03:15:33 am
This floor contains the astral void.
Post by: Starver on July 07, 2023, 08:17:34 am
Post by: Mathel on July 07, 2023, 10:44:34 am
There are 7 T-Rexes here, trying to scratch the floor with their front legs. They can't reach.
Post by: King Zultan on July 08, 2023, 01:46:35 am
This floor is filled with scientists that are busy cloning T-Rexes so they can add them to the floor below, the are also studying the T-Rexes and wondering why they are trying to scratch the floor.
Post by: brewer bob on July 08, 2023, 03:20:19 am
This floor contains a storage for all kinds of T-Rex observation science equipment and spare parts of cloning devices.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 10, 2023, 02:21:01 am
This floor has a film crew that is filming what is happening on the floors immediately below.
Post by: King Zultan on July 10, 2023, 02:32:36 am
This floor is home to a theater that plays the movies the film crew from the floor below make.
Post by: brewer bob on July 10, 2023, 02:48:08 am
This floor contains a video rental shop that has only one movie in its selection. It is the same movie that is shown in the floor below, but cropped to a 4:3 ratio.
Post by: King Zultan on August 01, 2023, 02:47:24 am
This floor is home to a video rental shop that only has one movie available for rent.
Post by: brewer bob on August 01, 2023, 05:03:09 am
This floor has a library.
Post by: Starver on August 01, 2023, 05:29:04 am
This floor has a billiard room.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 01, 2023, 07:12:26 am
This floor has a ballroom.
Post by: Mathel on August 01, 2023, 09:46:20 am
This floor is spherical.
Post by: brewer bob on August 01, 2023, 09:57:22 am
This floor is a hub of portals to different planes and dimensions. There is a hastily scribbled sign at the entry reading 'Out of order'.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 01, 2023, 01:06:56 pm
This floor is out of order.
Post by: King Zultan on August 02, 2023, 01:57:45 am
This floor is in order.
Post by: Starver on August 02, 2023, 03:23:31 am
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Post by: brewer bob on August 02, 2023, 05:34:10 am
This floor used to be a orphanage, but it has been replaced with a maintenance center recently. The crew here is trying to figure out what is wrong with the floor below and where the hell did floor 2042 disappear.
Post by: Mathel on August 02, 2023, 09:27:09 am
This floor is in chaos.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 02, 2023, 05:11:27 pm
This floor is infested with mountain gnomes.
Post by: brewer bob on August 02, 2023, 05:21:40 pm
This floor contains a storage full of beer and wine barrels. But something has emptied all of them...
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on August 02, 2023, 08:08:22 pm
This floor contains a guild of enraged dwarven brewers who consistently fail to figure out what emptied their barrels on floor 2048.
Post by: King Zultan on August 03, 2023, 03:11:12 am
This floor is home to a tavern filled with sad dwarves waiting for booze that never arrives.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 03, 2023, 03:13:27 am
This floor contains numerous performance troupes waiting to enter the tavern below, each clad in nothing but their birthday suits.
Post by: brewer bob on August 03, 2023, 04:10:37 am
This floor contains a pawn shop. It is currently stocked with all sorts of clothing after several groups of people pawned all their clothes for booze money.
Post by: Uthimienure on August 08, 2023, 10:22:30 am
This floor has free drinks for everyone, all the time!
Post by: Mathel on August 08, 2023, 11:41:22 am
This floor has everyone, but nothing drinkable.
Post by: sofanthiel on August 08, 2023, 01:24:22 pm
This floor has everyone, drinkable.
Post by: brewer bob on August 08, 2023, 01:27:20 pm
This floor contains an array of gnomeblight. In front of a few empty mugs are pools of odd and disgusting liquid with small clothes and pointed hats in the center.
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on August 08, 2023, 01:39:45 pm
This floor contains several murderous ghosts, perhaps from Floor 2055. They are seeking to add more ghosts to their number.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 08, 2023, 04:13:34 pm
This floor contains a stoneworker’s workshop where an engraver is hard at work trying to stop the murderous ghosts on floor 2056.
Post by: King Zultan on August 09, 2023, 02:35:01 am
This floor is home to a crypt filled with memorial slabs produced by the floor below.
Post by: brewer bob on August 09, 2023, 03:55:32 am
This floor has a gnome recruitment office. There is always need for more gnomes, for some reason.
Post by: Mathel on August 09, 2023, 08:14:30 am
Medusa the Gorgon is here, waiting for gnomes to come up the stairs. When they do, she gazes into their eyes, then sells them on ebay.
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on August 09, 2023, 02:28:17 pm
There is an eBay headquarters established on this floor.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 09, 2023, 03:49:58 pm
There is an amazon whorehouse established on this floor.
Post by: brewer bob on August 09, 2023, 05:12:21 pm
This floor contains a harbor with many a ship arriving from the high seas. Salty sailors mill around the docks looking for ways to spend their time and plunder.
Post by: King Zultan on August 10, 2023, 01:24:09 am
This floor is home to a pub filled with salty sailors who are ether telling tails of the highs seas or drinking their troubles away.
Post by: Starver on August 10, 2023, 05:40:11 am
A currently empty harbour built to serve even higher seas (by approximately two storeys).
Post by: Uthimienure on August 10, 2023, 06:07:25 am
Contains a tide manipulator. The operators are unsuccessfully trying to fill the harbor below.
Post by: brewer bob on August 10, 2023, 08:44:00 am
This floor contains a huge seawater cistern. It is dried up and the floor is all muddy and covered with slimy seaweed.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 11, 2023, 02:58:47 am
This floor used to contain an aquifer, but someone recently mined it out and smoothed all of the walls and floor.
Post by: King Zultan on August 11, 2023, 03:16:50 am
This floor has a well in it that has run dry due to the smoothing and mining of the aquifer below.
Post by: brewer bob on August 11, 2023, 03:29:17 am
This floor has a hospital. Its beds are full of dehydrated patients.
Post by: Mathel on August 11, 2023, 04:20:09 am
This floor contains a huge pool of rehydrated patients.
Post by: Crystalizedmire on August 11, 2023, 12:20:37 pm
This floor is full of jumping spiders
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on August 11, 2023, 02:19:25 pm
This floor is infested with spider catchers who have the unfortunate habit of thinking that "spider catching" means "killing with plasma flamethrowers."
Post by: King Zultan on August 12, 2023, 02:37:59 am
This floor is home to thousands upon thousands of socks, and while this might seem like heaven to a dwarf they are in for a surprise as there's a dwarf eating creature hidden in the socks.
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Post by: brewer bob on August 12, 2023, 03:45:39 am
This floor is on fire. Nobody remembers what it contained, for it has been on fire for many generations.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 12, 2023, 11:56:03 am
This floor contains a magma cistern with a leaky floor.
Post by: Mathel on August 12, 2023, 01:49:44 pm
This floor has an engine that runs on leek.
Post by: brewer bob on August 13, 2023, 06:52:11 am
This floor has a block of small apartments.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 13, 2023, 07:55:16 am
This floor has apartments for small blocks.
Post by: crazyabe on August 13, 2023, 10:54:18 pm
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Post by: Mathel on August 14, 2023, 02:58:49 am
On this floor lives the secret council of 301.
Post by: King Zultan on August 14, 2023, 03:10:14 am
Nothing to see here, move along.
Post by: brewer bob on August 14, 2023, 04:10:54 am
There is lots to see on this floor, but it is too long to list everything. Go see for yourself.
Post by: Starver on August 14, 2023, 04:25:04 am
You wouldn't BELIEVE what's on this floor! Make one quick trip to see what amazes 99% of people and Architects don't want you to know!
Post by: Mathel on August 14, 2023, 05:02:37 am
Here are all the things the Architects want you to know.
Post by: King Zultan on August 14, 2023, 05:15:18 am
This floor is home to all the stuff architects want you to forget about.
Post by: Starver on August 14, 2023, 06:54:43 am
The architects forgot about this floor.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 15, 2023, 02:11:07 am
The construction crew forgot to build this floor.
Post by: brewer bob on August 15, 2023, 04:02:19 am
This floor is occupied by archeologists who are digging for remnants of an ancient civilization thought to have existed here.
Post by: King Zultan on August 16, 2023, 02:52:34 am
This floor is home to the remnants of an ancient civilization the archeologists are looking for but have yet to find.
Post by: Mathel on August 16, 2023, 04:10:45 am
This floor is occupied by space aliens.
Post by: brewer bob on August 16, 2023, 06:19:09 am
This floor houses a clubhouse of conspiracy theorists.
Post by: Starver on August 16, 2023, 06:47:59 am
This floor would have a clubhouse for conspiracy practitioners. But they're too distracted by more mundane needs.
Post by: King Zultan on August 18, 2023, 01:21:56 am
This floor is home to a bunch of normal humans, they guarantee that they aren't aliens and are just normal humans.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 18, 2023, 01:32:11 am
Here you can find Hugh Mann, who’ll vouch for the people on the floor below.
Post by: brewer bob on August 18, 2023, 03:11:21 am
This floor is the home of Manly Man who will vouch only for himself.
Post by: Mathel on August 18, 2023, 09:45:48 am
This floor is the home of a Voucher Man, who will give you a voucher.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 19, 2023, 01:46:01 am
This floor is home to a vulture man who eats people without vouchers.
Post by: brewer bob on August 19, 2023, 03:09:47 am
This floor contains a pigsty.
Post by: King Zultan on August 19, 2023, 03:52:42 am
This floor contains a teenagers bed room with is basically a pigsty.
Post by: Mathel on August 19, 2023, 04:46:21 am
This floor is the home of the parents of the previous floor's tenants.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 20, 2023, 12:18:30 am
This floor contains a riff in the time-space-continuum.
Post by: Uthimienure on August 20, 2023, 06:36:25 pm
This floor is the practice studio for the rock band that played the riff which caused whatever happened on the floor below.
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on August 20, 2023, 06:37:29 pm
This floor contains a rift in rock music.
Post by: King Zultan on August 21, 2023, 12:53:09 am
This floor is pitch black inside and is home to a single potato which you have to find if you want to leave, it would be an easier task if the potato didn't roll around the palace to keep you from finding it.
Post by: brewer bob on August 21, 2023, 03:26:04 am
This floor contains a dark wood with a witch's cabin. A garden growing magic potatoes and other plants is behind it.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 21, 2023, 03:41:58 am
This floor only makes sense if you eat some of the mushrooms that grow here.
Post by: Starver on August 21, 2023, 09:13:04 am
Doesn't make much sense, whatever you do.
Post by: Mathel on August 21, 2023, 09:44:03 am
Instead of a floor, there is just a ladder here, open to the air around. The ladder is the only structural piece holding the higher floors.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 21, 2023, 01:38:54 pm
This floor is the headquarters of a company that makes extraordinarily strong ladders.
Post by: zhijinghaofromchina on August 21, 2023, 09:25:10 pm
Here is a farm, an animal farm. Just like what George Orwell once wrote, pigs are the only rulers of the farm.
Post by: King Zultan on August 22, 2023, 03:00:06 am
This floor also has a farm but there are no rulers here as this farm is run with the power of anarchy!
Post by: brewer bob on August 22, 2023, 03:15:14 am
This floor has a lyceum where philosophers ponder what happened to floors 2108-2207 and floors 2209-2308 or did such floors ever exist.
Post by: zhijinghaofromchina on August 22, 2023, 06:46:52 am
This floor has an amazingly tiny kingdom whose king is an actor who once acted in a comedy called servant of the people. The kingdom gradually caught in a war, but the king fights as a hero with his people against his enemies.
Post by: Mathel on August 22, 2023, 09:52:46 am
This floor houses a 0.99:1 scale statue or the previous floor's king.
Post by: zhijinghaofromchina on August 22, 2023, 08:27:05 pm
This floor has a bedroom for the creators of the statue, some craft-dwarves ,they’re too short that they must use a ladder to finish their masterpiece.
Post by: King Zultan on August 23, 2023, 03:03:31 am
This floor is home to a man that's really confused as to why the last few floors have been numbered in the three hundreds rather than the hundreds like they should have been.
Post by: brewer bob on August 23, 2023, 12:35:43 pm
This floor contains a floor numbering department. The workers here are responsible for numbering the floors. However, they are not very motivated and several have been sabotaging the numbers for shits and giggles.
Post by: Mathel on August 23, 2023, 01:11:24 pm
This floor contains a nose hair from every person that ever died in this tower.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 24, 2023, 01:14:55 am
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Post by: brewer bob on August 24, 2023, 02:12:22 am
This floor has been just reconstructed after it was first installed upside down, then sideways, then inside out, but now it is just about right.
Post by: King Zultan on August 24, 2023, 02:33:08 am
This floor is just a regular floor there's nothing interesting about it.
Post by: Starver on August 24, 2023, 04:34:44 am
Far too interesting for words!
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Post by: Mathel on August 24, 2023, 11:09:48 am
There is a dragon here, sleeping on a pile of gold. Unknown to it, some dwarves are stealing it's gold and replacing it with uranium.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 25, 2023, 02:16:09 am
There is a nuclear reactor here, but it’s having problems starting up as someone has stolen all of it’s uranium.
Post by: King Zultan on August 25, 2023, 02:44:37 am
This floor is home to a power substation and it would be providing power to the floors above it but is receiving none from the nuclear power station below.
Post by: brewer bob on August 25, 2023, 02:59:32 am
This floor is a nuclear submarine. It is currently out of use since it has no power.
Post by: sofanthiel on August 25, 2023, 04:51:06 am
There is a giant mechanical pterodactyl here, sleeping on a pile of uranium. Unknown to it, some mutant miners are stealing its uranium and replacing it with gold.
Post by: Mathel on August 25, 2023, 10:54:16 am
There is a MAD scientist here, who smelted a bunch of uranium and made a giant pterodactyl robot. Unfortunately, the robot stole the uranium (which it uses as power source) and flew off.
Post by: brewer bob on August 26, 2023, 02:33:27 am
This floor has a science labs. The experiments conducted there are completely normal, done by completely normal and average scientists.
Post by: zhijinghaofromchina on August 26, 2023, 06:23:55 am
This floor has a normal Chinese student, who is going to a college and enjoy his university life.
He wants to be a completely normal scientist just as the scientists on the floor 2129.
Post by: King Zultan on August 27, 2023, 08:24:47 am
This floor is home to a Chinese collage filled with Chinese students all learning the various different things taught there.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 27, 2023, 09:36:07 am
This floor has art critics who are discussing the aesthetic pros and cons of the collage displayed on floor 2131.
Post by: brewer bob on August 28, 2023, 02:52:22 am
This floor has a cricket field. There is almost always a game of cricket going on, since it is a highly popular (if not the most popular) sport in the Bay12 Skyscraper.
Post by: sofanthiel on August 28, 2023, 03:38:45 am
This floor is an empty tennis field. It has been completely abandoned for eons, and not a single soul can be found residing here. Even the elevator doesn't stop at this floor, so its previous numerical designation, 2134, was instead given to the floor above for the purpose of avoiding confusion among the trillions of cricket fans frequently passing by this level.
Post by: King Zultan on August 28, 2023, 04:04:20 am
This floor is home to people wondering where the tennis field that was supposed to be here is.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 28, 2023, 02:21:14 pm
This floor has a swimming pool, which they use to teach underwater basket weaving.
Post by: brewer bob on August 29, 2023, 01:38:20 am
This floor is full of frog breeding tanks and artificial ponds. There's a lot of ribbiting and croaking going on.
Post by: crazyabe on August 29, 2023, 02:25:19 am
This floor is home to a Motel run by pre-apocalyptic cockroach cultists.
Post by: Mathel on August 29, 2023, 09:23:18 am
This floor is home to the deity the cockroaches are worshipping.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 30, 2023, 01:54:18 am
This floor is an SCP security checkpoint. The SCP has set up containment for the next 3+i/2 floors.
Post by: brewer bob on August 30, 2023, 03:25:53 am
This floor contains a UAC laboratory. Security protocol has it currently contained due to undisclosed reasons.
Post by: Mathel on August 30, 2023, 10:16:24 am
This floor houses an Umbrella Corp laboratory. Security protocol has it contain, but Umbrella is doing their best to break it.
Post by: King Zultan on August 31, 2023, 04:17:28 am
This floor houses a laboratory that's filled with corpses of dead scientists, no one knows why they're dead.
Post by: Starver on August 31, 2023, 06:11:51 am
A labroratory filled with corpses of live scientists, which confuses everyone. Especially the dead scientists trying to study them.
Post by: zhijinghaofromchina on August 31, 2023, 08:14:42 am
This floor was filled with totally nitrogen, since there is not any wall or any columns the 2143 floor will totally floated on air .
Post by: crazyabe on September 02, 2023, 02:46:18 am
Diese Etage befindet sich in Deutschland. Stellen Sie die Logistik nicht in Frage.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 02, 2023, 03:01:19 am
This floor contains a group of “linguists” who are trying to translate the sign on the floor below. The current working theory is that it says “Diesel Etags can be found by sick people from Holland. Seen with stolen logs, sticks and nicotine in France.”
Post by: brewer bob on September 02, 2023, 03:40:36 am
This floor has a infirmary that is open only for sick Dutch people.
Post by: King Zultan on September 02, 2023, 03:55:42 am
This floor has an infirmary that's not open to sick people.
Post by: Mathel on September 02, 2023, 05:16:21 am
There are sick German delivery guys here, trying to get back to Germany.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 03, 2023, 04:58:33 pm
This floor contains a German border checkpoint. It is currently backed up with people trying to get in. Estimated wait time is two hours.
Post by: brewer bob on September 04, 2023, 01:55:23 am
This floor contains a French cafeteria full of French who mock people trying to get through the checkpoint on the floor below.
Post by: King Zultan on September 04, 2023, 03:36:49 am
This floor contains the baguette and wine storage for the French cafeteria below.
Post by: Starver on September 04, 2023, 05:21:33 am
Cheeses. Many kinds.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 04, 2023, 09:17:29 pm
You’ll need to resort to cheese if you want to make it through this floor.
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on September 04, 2023, 09:18:35 pm
Contains a variety of anticheese mechanisms. Fortunately, they don't work on Floor 2252.
Post by: brewer bob on September 05, 2023, 01:24:48 am
This floor is a stinking filthy mess. The rooms are strewn with bits of bones, trash and feces. There is a hefty smell of musk in the air. It is a den of skaven, but they are not currently here for they have left and followed the smell of cheese coming from somewhere below.
Post by: King Zultan on September 05, 2023, 02:25:29 am
This floor is clean and tidy, and it's home to prim and proper rat men that wear suits and smoke pipes like proper gentlemen, they are disgusted by the horrid creatures on the floor below and refuse to have anything to do with them.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 05, 2023, 07:18:33 pm
This floor contains a colony of cats who are preparing to invade the two floors below.
Post by: brewer bob on September 06, 2023, 01:38:29 am
Ancient Egyptians live in this floor. They worship the divine beings living in the floor below and empty their litter boxes gleefully.
Post by: King Zultan on September 06, 2023, 03:28:44 am
This floor houses several pyramids that house dead Egyptians from the floor below.
Post by: Mathel on September 06, 2023, 08:57:17 am
This floor is dedicated to pyramid schemes of modern egyptians.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 06, 2023, 03:54:34 pm
This floor is a call center run by scammers.
Post by: King Zultan on September 07, 2023, 03:52:07 am
This floor is a room filled with people on computers that are sending out emails from Nigerian Princes that promise lots of money to the receiver if the receiver gives them some money first.
Post by: sofanthiel on September 07, 2023, 04:22:47 am
This floor is a colossal, luxurious palace with an intricately decorated golden throne in the middle that an elderly Nigerian prince sits upon, interfacing with an old IBM ThinkPad on his lap. He knows that his days are numbered, and, as he has no living descendants, he decided to do one last act of charity by selecting a single lucky individual that will inherit all of the monarch's wealth upon his passing. Unfortunately, he is unable to find anyone willing to pay the small shipping fee of $1000.
Post by: brewer bob on September 07, 2023, 04:26:58 am
This floor contains a typical shopping mall. There is nothing special about it.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 07, 2023, 03:41:05 pm
This floor contains an expansive parking lot stretching off into the horizon in all directions (except up and down, of course).
Post by: Wolfkey on September 07, 2023, 11:36:05 pm
This floor is a lounge filled with people who are very bad at counting.
Post by: Starver on September 08, 2023, 12:30:02 am
This floor has some people who actually checked what floor they were on, based upon what numbering errors happened over the last hundred floors, or so (but 'allowed' a couple of merely repeated floors to stand, and a 0.5 floor). They actually think that the true floor from the very bottom should maybe be 2210, but they think it's too much hassle to fully audit tHe entire tower so far to rule out null-spaces along the way.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 08, 2023, 12:49:36 am
tHiS fLoOr iS fUlL oF pEOpLe wHo cApItAlIzE EvErY oThEr LeTtEr oF eVeRy wOrD tHeY sAy.
Post by: brewer bob on September 08, 2023, 01:27:07 am
CAPSLOCK DAY IS EVERYDAY ON THIS FLOOR!
Post by: Starver on September 08, 2023, 02:39:53 am
ᴛʜɪs ғʟᴏᴏʀ ɪs sᴍᴀʟʟᴄᴀᴘs ғʟᴏᴏʀ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴ ᴏᴄᴄᴀsɪᴏɴᴀʟ ʜɪɴᴛ ᴏғ ʀEVERSE-ᴄAMELᴄASE...
Post by: King Zultan on September 08, 2023, 03:00:32 am
This floor is home to people who type normally.
Post by: sofanthiel on September 08, 2023, 06:59:09 am
A classroom full of aliens that can interact with the old Google brain factory. Unfortunately the chip did not work. It is impossible to understand everything now.
Post by: Mathel on September 08, 2023, 12:13:32 pm
This floor houses a deborgification device. Any cyborg that finds themselves on this floor will be stripped of their cybernetics and have the original organs grown in by the device.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 09, 2023, 02:46:07 am
This floor is hosting an orgy. All visitors will be asked to remove their clothes upon entering.
Post by: brewer bob on September 09, 2023, 03:24:42 am
This floor houses Castle Anthrax, which is full of maidens waiting for someone to come and give them a spanking.
Post by: King Zultan on September 10, 2023, 01:10:07 am
This floor things of an unspeakable nature, and things no one has ever wanted to see, but it's all on display here as this floor is completely made of glass.
Post by: brewer bob on September 10, 2023, 02:36:53 am
This floor is otherwise a completely normal apartment complex, except that the floor is glass. All the residents have gone insane after seeing the things on the floor below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 10, 2023, 02:53:00 am
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Post by: Mathel on September 10, 2023, 04:04:40 am
There is a cleric here, handing out Remove Curse spell to any that passed the floor below.
Post by: brewer bob on September 11, 2023, 01:35:46 am
This floor has a large fishery. It smells very much like fish here.
Post by: Starver on September 11, 2023, 02:08:59 am
This floor has a large butchery. It smells very much like butch here.
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on September 11, 2023, 02:12:15 am
This floor contains a non-OSHA-compliant electronics factory. Exactly what type of electronics are made is hard to tell, since most of the machines are either damaged or deranged, spitting electric arcs at anything in a twenty-foot radius with surprising accuracy. Naturally, it also contains a number of corpses and smells noticeably ionized.
Post by: Mathel on September 11, 2023, 09:31:28 am
This floor is the local HQ of OSHA. sometimes they send auditors to the floor below. They never return to report their findings.
Post by: King Zultan on September 12, 2023, 01:56:51 am
This floor is completely safe and there for uninteresting.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 12, 2023, 02:34:38 am
This floor is constructed entirely out of popsicle sticks and school glue.
Post by: brewer bob on September 12, 2023, 04:33:04 am
This floor contains a Dwarven Daycare Center.
Post by: ReverseArcana on September 18, 2023, 10:23:18 pm
Flammable material storage center. Anyone caught trying to smuggle matches, lighters, etc. into the room will be thrown out the window without a parachute.
Post by: brewer bob on September 19, 2023, 02:03:33 am
The many rooms and halls in this floor are furnished like a Victorian era mansion. However, nobody lives here because it is haunted by ghosts who wail and rattle chains all night long.
Post by: King Zultan on September 20, 2023, 02:03:38 am
This floor is home to a tour company that sells tickets to the floor below advertising it as a real life haunted house.
Post by: Mathel on September 20, 2023, 03:05:48 am
On this floor, there is a ghostly house. It is intangible
Post by: brewer bob on September 20, 2023, 04:00:38 am
This floor houses a chapter house of the International Spiritist Federation. Offices have mediums who communicate (or try to) with spirits of the deceased from the floors below and beyond. Ouija boards can be found all around the place.
Post by: sodafoutain on September 20, 2023, 12:12:34 pm
This floor contains a scale model replica of the skyscraper on a table. It has moving parts that correspond to every living and undead inhabitant, representing their location in real time.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 20, 2023, 04:04:08 pm
This floor contains voodoo dolls for every person in the tower.
Post by: ReverseArcana on September 20, 2023, 05:27:30 pm
This floor is a prison for anyone who asks about the discrepancy between floor amount and the thread's post count. No one has been released in its entire history.
Post by: Starver on September 21, 2023, 12:28:47 am
Isolation block, reserved for those who question even the (local) lack of Floor 2193.
Post by: brewer bob on September 21, 2023, 12:33:09 am
This floor contains a courthouse.
Post by: King Zultan on September 21, 2023, 12:59:45 am
This floor is filled with lawyers all waiting until it's their day in court.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 21, 2023, 01:12:21 am
This is a good floor. The ground is littered with feather tree yolks. Remains of fairies, pixies, and fluffy wamblers are strewn all about. Several dead dwarves are laying on the ground. Nearby are a group of unicorns, their horns drenched in blood. The unicorns are agitated…
Post by: brewer bob on September 21, 2023, 01:53:51 am
This floor contains a village. Recently dwarf in torn and bloody clothing came to them, all shaking in terror, and after guzzling enough beer to knock out an elephant explained how blood-thirsty unicorns have made the good floor below their unholy lair and are ready to kill all...
Now the villagers are gathering their scythes and pitchforks, lighting up torches and are ready to slay any equine coming near their homes (in fact, they already butchered all their horses just in case they were unicorns in disguise).
Post by: Mathel on September 21, 2023, 05:04:28 am
There is a herd of centaurs here, about to investigate where their pet unicorns went.
Post by: King Zultan on September 22, 2023, 02:16:18 am
This floor is home to a mad scientist who built a machine was supposed to combine man and horse to create a super soldier but instead created centaurs, the scientist being disgusted by the presence of the centaurs and how they reminded him of his failures he banished them to the floor below with his other failure which resulted in horses with horns on their heads.
Post by: brewer bob on September 22, 2023, 02:58:58 am
This floor is home to a sane scientist. He invents completely practical everyday items, which hardly get any attention and he gets no praise, but nevertheless these items are found in most common households.
Post by: Mathel on September 23, 2023, 03:54:18 am
This floor is a storage facility for shields. Piles of shields are all over it.
Post by: brewer bob on September 23, 2023, 04:01:17 am
This floor has several smithies. They all specialize in forging shields.
Post by: King Zultan on September 23, 2023, 04:58:44 am
This floor is filled with thousands upon thousands of eggplants.
Post by: zhijinghaofromchina on September 23, 2023, 09:18:09 am
This floor has some beautiful and handsome millitary trainers saying wellfare to there students !
Post by: brewer bob on September 23, 2023, 09:33:32 am
This floor has a YMCA chapter house.
Post by: Mathel on September 23, 2023, 12:51:30 pm
This floor is the home to all the YMMW pages of TVTropes
Post by: Starver on September 23, 2023, 06:36:31 pm
An outreach centre for the YMRCIGBSA (https://wiki.lspace.org/YMPA). It has no towels.
Post by: Crystalizedmire on September 23, 2023, 06:37:57 pm
This floor is home to all Funny pages of TVTropes
Post by: brewer bob on September 24, 2023, 12:54:48 am
This floor has a rather large amateur radio workshop and a pirate radio station is hosted from here.
Post by: King Zultan on September 25, 2023, 02:21:34 am
This floor has radio pirates, getting ready to steal all the radios from the floor below.
Post by: brewer bob on September 25, 2023, 02:28:17 am
This floor has a radio police station. The police spend most of their time eating donuts, drinking coffee and listening to police radio.
Post by: Mathel on September 25, 2023, 09:23:26 am
There is a donut bakery here. Their main customer is the police station below.
Post by: Starver on September 25, 2023, 09:54:01 am
A factory that supplies holes to the bakery. There is also a hole in the floor, but this is nothing to do with the business, just a coincidence. And, as bakery doesn't have a matching hole in its ceiling, not even used to expedite deliveries.
Post by: King Zultan on September 27, 2023, 01:14:52 am
This floor is filled with rejected holes from the factory below.
Post by: brewer bob on September 27, 2023, 01:21:31 am
This floor has a dormitory for space cadets. Strict rules and discipline apply here, though they are broken more commonly than senior officers would like to admit.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 29, 2023, 01:25:12 am
This floor is frequented by a weed dealer who supplies many of the space cadets from the floor below.
Post by: King Zultan on September 29, 2023, 02:57:09 am
This floor is home to a massive marijuana plantation that supplies all the weed dealers in the building.
Post by: brewer bob on September 29, 2023, 05:06:49 am
This floor has a mansion of a local drug lord.
Post by: Mathel on September 29, 2023, 07:29:51 am
This floor is the palace of a drug king, who collects taxes from the drug lord below.
Post by: zhijinghaofromchina on September 29, 2023, 08:44:09 am
This floor is filled with mooncakes .
Post by: ReverseArcana on September 29, 2023, 02:17:10 pm
This floor seems to have a lot of people whose favorite pastime is forming a checkmark with their thumb and index fingers to point it at repeating numbers.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 29, 2023, 06:41:02 pm
This floor is home to someone who likes to point out that the Czechs use korunas, and not marks.
Post by: brewer bob on September 30, 2023, 01:48:29 am
This floor has the headquarters of the Communist Party of Czechoslovakia. It is abandoned and in ruins.
Post by: Mathel on September 30, 2023, 02:33:28 am
This floor contains the headquarters of Communist Party of Czechia and Moravia. It is being used.
Post by: King Zultan on September 30, 2023, 02:50:13 am
This floor is filled with patriotic Americans that are getting ready to storm the floor below to kick some commie ass!
Post by: Starver on September 30, 2023, 05:00:17 am
The home to a communist ass. Happily grazing away, somehow knowing that it'll not be being kicked today.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 01, 2023, 12:52:19 am
On this floor a group of communists are discussion how they will divide the ass on the floor below equally amongst themselves. The leader, being more equal than the others, has claimed the entire ass for themselves.
Post by: King Zultan on October 01, 2023, 03:32:31 am
This floor is home to the Giga Communist, he is way more equal than all the lesser communists in the building and that's why he's in charge of all of them.
Post by: brewer bob on October 01, 2023, 04:20:55 am
This floor contains the new mausoleum of Lenin.
Post by: Mathel on October 01, 2023, 05:24:15 am
There is a corpse of Stalin here, splattered with mouse lard.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 01, 2023, 11:26:31 am
The people on this floor are complaining about the godawful smell from the floor below.
Post by: King Zultan on October 02, 2023, 02:27:05 am
If the people below thinks the floor below them smells bad they should come in here as this is the floor that contains the facility in which they make the mouse lard.
Post by: brewer bob on October 02, 2023, 02:42:55 am
This floor contains thousands upon thousands of cages where mice are bred and force-fed until they are too fat to move.
Post by: Uthimienure on October 02, 2023, 03:23:35 am
You guessed it. This floor contains the local PETA HQ and they're pissed.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 02, 2023, 06:11:28 am
This floor is currently hosting a cook-out by the local chapter of PETA*. There's burgers. There's dogs. There's brats. And, of course, everyone i completly plastered.
*"People Eating Tasty Animals"
Post by: Mathel on October 02, 2023, 10:47:02 am
On this floor, plaster is mass-produced. Unfortunately, much of it is lost in the many holes someone foolishly burned into the floor from below.
Post by: Uthimienure on October 02, 2023, 11:18:33 am
This floor is Paris. Unfortunately, the builders of the floor below missed their target by one floor.
Post by: sodafoutain on October 02, 2023, 01:44:53 pm
This floor is a balsamic vinegar production plant. Around half of the world's balsamic vinegar that is not produced in Italy finds it's origin here.
Post by: brewer bob on October 02, 2023, 03:38:26 pm
This floor contains Italy.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 02, 2023, 04:07:09 pm
This floor contains the corporate headquarters of a major U.S. corporation that wants to buy the contents of the floor below and rename it to iTaly.
Post by: ReverseArcana on October 02, 2023, 07:34:47 pm
This floor contains a miniature replica of every floor below it, sized to fit within the floor. Everything is proportioned exactly and everything is made out of the exact same stuff it's representing.
Post by: Wolfkey on October 02, 2023, 09:35:55 pm
This floor contains a minature replica of itself, that contains a minature replica of itself, that contains a minature replica of itself, that contains a minature replica of itself, that contains a minature replica of itself, that contains a minature replica of itself...
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on October 02, 2023, 09:39:38 pm
As a monument to fractals, this floor contains Planepacked (https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Planepacked).
Post by: King Zultan on October 03, 2023, 01:19:13 am
This floor doesn't really contain anything interesting.
Post by: Starver on October 03, 2023, 03:37:43 am
This floor really contains anything interesting.
Post by: brewer bob on October 03, 2023, 04:07:30 am
This floor contains a museum filled with the preserved heads of famous people (who are dead).
Post by: Mathel on October 03, 2023, 09:01:26 am
This floor contains the heads of famous people that are alive. It also contains their other components.
Post by: zhijinghaofromchina on October 04, 2023, 08:02:58 am
This floor contains sone famous kings during the Qing dynasty of China , since they have been dead for several centuries,there are only some skeletons . But they seem very cheerful that they even launched a classical music concert which plays the music——ode to joy!
Post by: ReverseArcana on October 04, 2023, 05:41:39 pm
This floor contains replicas of everyone who is dead or alive.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 05, 2023, 12:06:32 am
This floor contains replicas of everyone who is both dead and alive.
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on October 05, 2023, 12:11:42 am
This floor is a collection of damaged or otherwise defaced relics from all over Earth. Alongside a number of fake relics someone put in there.
Post by: brewer bob on October 05, 2023, 12:58:56 am
This floor contains the secret headquarters of the NSDAP UFO program.
Post by: King Zultan on October 05, 2023, 01:28:43 am
This floor contains the secret headquarters of the Legion of Doom.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 05, 2023, 03:15:21 am
This floor contains a bunch of video game nerds waiting to get into the floor below.
Post by: Mathel on October 05, 2023, 11:55:14 am
Post by: ReverseArcana on October 05, 2023, 01:57:08 pm
It's another mass grave "floor" used to contain people who pointed out floor numbering inconsistencies, and disappeared. Let's just move on.
Post by: King Zultan on October 06, 2023, 01:07:53 am
This floor contains a regular mass grave for regular mass amounts of dead people who died of regular means.
Post by: brewer bob on October 06, 2023, 01:09:20 am
This floor has a morgue and the home of the graveyard keeper.
Post by: Mathel on October 06, 2023, 09:16:49 am
This floor is home to the any corpses that fled from the mass graves on the floors below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 06, 2023, 08:55:12 pm
This floor is home to the "benevolent" necromancer who helped the corpses on the floor below "flee" from the mass graves on the floors further below.
Post by: brewer bob on October 07, 2023, 01:13:47 am
This floor contains more typical apartments. Among the rows of doors leading to homes is one that has a opaque window readings: "Hopkins & Stearne Co. - Private Witch Hunters"
Post by: ReverseArcana on October 07, 2023, 02:06:09 pm
Some floors are best left unvisited.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 07, 2023, 04:59:09 pm
No one has ever visited this floor, not even to access the floors above.
Post by: King Zultan on October 08, 2023, 02:03:49 am
This floor is home to an amusement park that has never been visited for some reason, some believe it has something to do with floor 2265.
Post by: Mathel on October 08, 2023, 12:18:05 pm
There is a Teleportation Circle carved into the concrete of this floor. To access this and higher floors, you can employ the services of a spellcaster.
Unfortunately, the magical energies that the circle radiates have rendered this floor harmful to the lift, and it can't pass through it.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 08, 2023, 04:37:35 pm
On this floor, an inventor is showing of their newest invention: the "Telepotty". An invention that teleports your shit to a random place elsewhere in the tower.
Post by: Uthimienure on October 08, 2023, 04:59:44 pm
The inventor of the "smellophone" has his workshop here. He sold one to the inventor below, then persuaded the inventor to create the Telepotty so they wouldn't have to smell each other's shit when talking on the smellophone.
Post by: brewer bob on October 09, 2023, 12:34:26 am
This floor used to be a posh spa, but it is now abandoned for all the piles of shit suddenly teleporting there. The owners are at a loss what is the cause of it. This should have been a good spot for a business for the seller said that it carries a magical luck within it and works against all chances of probability.
Post by: King Zultan on October 09, 2023, 01:55:16 am
This floor used to be home to some posh apartments but they've been abandoned due to the smell of shit emanating from the floor below.
Post by: Mathel on October 09, 2023, 10:18:04 am
This floor used to house Polish apartments, but they have been invaded by Russia and Germany.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 10, 2023, 05:24:32 am
On this floor they are polling polarized Poles about a policy concerning polishing posh polish apartments.
Post by: Starver on October 10, 2023, 05:47:54 am
Pole-Dancing club. The various chodzony types are actually most popular, but you can also see the likes of the mazurka or even an occasional polka bez nogi.
Post by: ReverseArcana on October 10, 2023, 05:28:11 pm
High-altitude nuclear detonation testing site.
Post by: King Zultan on October 11, 2023, 01:24:11 am
Home to a hazardous waste sarcophagus.
Post by: brewer bob on October 11, 2023, 01:41:12 am
This floor has a manufacturing plant where Waste-N-SafeTM branded sarcophagi are made by Sleep Well Receptacles Ltd. They can supposedly store bodies considered hazardous waste.
There is some doubt in the scientific community about how true it is, but company paid scientists, efficient PR work and lobbying have kept dissenting voices mostly out of public.
Post by: Mathel on October 11, 2023, 08:08:14 am
There is a factory for extra-leaded mason jars. They are advertised as great for storing radioactive spirits.
Post by: King Zultan on October 12, 2023, 01:55:05 am
This floor is filled with radioactive spirits and men in radiation suits trying to capture them using the jars from the floor below.
Post by: sofanthiel on October 12, 2023, 05:57:43 pm
This floor houses a massive reactor powered by the radioactive spirits captured on the floor below. The energy generated is sufficient to operate the extra-leaded mason jar factory on the 2276th floor AND toast a single pop-tart every twelve thousand years.
Post by: Starver on October 12, 2023, 09:22:34 pm
Radiactive barley fields, planted, tended and harvested to supply a radioactive distillery.
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on October 12, 2023, 09:24:20 pm
The radiation is advancing to dangerous levels. There used to be a forest here (nevermind how a forest can fit in a skyscraper) until the radiation got to it.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 13, 2023, 01:03:03 am
This floor used to be empty, but then a bunch of talking trees walked up from the floor below and took residence here.
Post by: Uthimienure on October 13, 2023, 01:53:55 am
J.R.R. Toking lives here, most of the time he is smoking a joint and chillin'.
He took inspiration from the floor below and is writing a book.
Post by: King Zultan on October 13, 2023, 02:13:42 am
This floor is filled with fans of Lord of The Rings here and they are all trying to get into the floor below to meet their favorite author for an autograph.
Post by: Mathel on October 13, 2023, 12:21:51 pm
A local base of Mary Sue Hunters is here, housing Hunters to take down Mary Sues generated by the fans below.
Post by: brewer bob on October 15, 2023, 01:16:13 am
This floor has a field hospital. It is used to treat Mary Sue Hunters who thought they'd have a easy time hunting Mary Sues and were proved horribly wrong. Most of the Mary Sue Hunters die even before the doctors arrive.
Guts, blood, gore, severed body parts, crying, screams of agony... This is what the doctors working here have to deal with.
Post by: King Zultan on October 15, 2023, 01:43:43 am
This floor is home to ten thousand levitating baked potatoes.
Post by: ReverseArcana on October 15, 2023, 06:02:07 pm
It's entirely made of explosive barrels that were responsibly left lying around by the inhabitants of first person shooters.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 15, 2023, 07:02:47 pm
This floor contains a live-action 2nd-person shooter that uses real weapons and ammunition.
Post by: King Zultan on October 16, 2023, 01:11:59 am
This floor is home to a third person shooter, it shoots every third person to enter the floor.
Post by: brewer bob on October 16, 2023, 03:31:58 am
This floor has a café and bar. It is frequented by first, second and fourth persons, who congratulate themselves for not being a third person.
Post by: Mathel on October 16, 2023, 09:35:46 am
This floor has many bars. They are made of steel, and are being rolled into wires.
Post by: King Zultan on October 20, 2023, 01:21:46 am
This floor is a massive warehouse filled with thousands of spools of wire that were made in the floor below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 20, 2023, 01:29:52 am
This floor is full of living wire sculptures, made from the wire from the floor below.
Post by: Uthimienure on October 20, 2023, 03:07:18 am
The workshops of the living wire sculptors, who, well, you know what they did.
Post by: RoseHeart on October 23, 2023, 12:13:43 pm
This floor has an extra elevator that only goes to all the missing floors, including the basement, aka Floor 0.
Post by: King Zultan on October 24, 2023, 01:45:23 am
This floor isn't very interesting to most people, except people named bob who for some reason find it really interesting.
Post by: brewer bob on October 24, 2023, 01:53:02 am
This floor houses the Fraternity of Bobs. This is where people named Bob gather to socialize and to feel above lowly peasants. Usually they talk about weather and other interesting things, such as the floor below.
Post by: Mathel on October 24, 2023, 12:36:16 pm
There is a prison here. An ex-Bob is imprisoned here, for crimes against Bobality.
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on October 24, 2023, 12:51:30 pm
This floor has the wardens of the prison below. The wardens, also all named Bob, are relaxing and generally being lax about their job.
Post by: ReverseArcana on October 24, 2023, 01:45:40 pm
It's a Halloween supply store, now with real skeletons and blood!
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 24, 2023, 10:12:43 pm
This floor is inhabited by a cannibal who “harvest” passing visitors, and provides blood and skeletons to the floor below.
Post by: brewer bob on October 25, 2023, 12:27:42 am
This floor has an art gallery where a famous artist paints crudely drawn genitals on canvases spattered with different colors.
Post by: King Zultan on October 25, 2023, 02:44:04 am
This floor has an art studio where famous people show off their genitals to a famous artist so he can paint them, then sell the paintings in the gallery below.
Post by: Mathel on October 25, 2023, 11:18:45 am
This floor has fire, ice, and lightining. Nothing else, not even non-plasmatised air or walls.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 28, 2023, 01:34:49 am
On this floor, a trio of wizards are maintaining the floor below. They are awfully tired…
Post by: King Zultan on October 28, 2023, 01:39:42 am
This floor is home to a group of wizards that help maintain floor 2304, a set of rested wizards are getting ready to replace the ones working on the floor below.
Post by: Mathel on October 28, 2023, 03:54:57 am
This floor houses wizardly recreation facilities.
Post by: brewer bob on November 06, 2023, 11:04:30 pm
This floor contains a wizardly rehab center for wizards who went too far with "recreation".
Post by: King Zultan on November 07, 2023, 01:22:42 am
This floor is filled with wizards that have gone to far with 'recreation' but don't want to stop.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 07, 2023, 03:34:00 am
This floor is an academy that teaches the wizardly art of ‘procreation’. They seem to be having problems finding anyone to teach here who is both a wizard and knows the required material.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 17, 2023, 02:51:09 pm
mudderfuckin strip club
Post by: King Zultan on November 18, 2023, 02:21:34 am
A regular strip club is found here, not one that fucks your mother.
Post by: Mathel on November 18, 2023, 03:28:57 am
On this floor is someone's mother. She is stripping clubs.
Post by: Uthimienure on November 18, 2023, 03:37:25 am
This floor has piles of bark from the stripped clubs.
Post by: Starver on November 18, 2023, 04:09:00 am
Sacks of diamonds, racks of spades and disturbingly mounded piles of hearts, so far left untouched for some reason.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 18, 2023, 06:10:57 am
This floor has bins filled with various royalty, aces, and the digits 2 through 10.
Post by: brewer bob on November 20, 2023, 10:15:46 am
This floor is a smoking area. It is full of coughing people smoking cigarettes and the floor is littered with cigarette butts.
Post by: Mathel on November 20, 2023, 10:24:25 am
This floor was a dodongo pen. But when the smoke from the floor below started leaking into this floor, they all rampaged and fled.
Post by: King Zultan on November 21, 2023, 01:18:55 am
This floor is home to the dodongo catcher who's currently out trying to catch them.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 21, 2023, 03:40:25 pm
This floor has a eargesplitten loudenboomer. It splitts earge by boomering lauden.
Post by: zhijinghaofromchina on November 21, 2023, 07:04:31 pm
这楼有个诗人吟着诗歌：
山外青山楼外楼
西湖歌舞几时休
暖风吹得游人醉
误把杭州作汴州
Post by: King Zultan on November 22, 2023, 02:06:08 am
This floor contains 5,000 Tahiti Condos.
Post by: Mathel on November 22, 2023, 12:37:07 pm
This floor contains a Tahiti Condom factory
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 22, 2023, 03:44:03 pm
This floor contains a Tahitian candy factory.
Post by: Starver on November 22, 2023, 05:27:23 pm
This floor contains a Canadian tahini factory.
Post by: King Zultan on November 23, 2023, 02:05:54 am
This floor contains a warehouse filled with Tahinis.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 23, 2023, 04:55:22 am
This floor contains a whorehouse filled with Tahitians.
Post by: Mathel on November 23, 2023, 10:46:07 am
There is a werehouse, that was infected on the floor below.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 23, 2023, 02:29:17 pm
This floor has a winterhouse. It is warm and cozy.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 23, 2023, 06:32:59 pm
This floor has a fallhouse. It is very slippery.
Post by: King Zultan on November 24, 2023, 01:06:34 am
This floor is a flophouse, its very floppy.
Post by: Mathel on November 24, 2023, 02:12:27 pm
This floor has a gingerbread house. It is currently being eaten.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 25, 2023, 04:42:51 am
This floor contains a giant louse. It is currently consuming ginger beer.
Post by: brewer bob on November 27, 2023, 02:07:14 am
This floor is used to store explosives.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 27, 2023, 02:12:01 pm
This floor is used to store expletives.
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on November 27, 2023, 04:30:24 pm
This floor has neatly arranged books of expletives in various languages, drawn from the floor below.
Post by: Uthimienure on November 27, 2023, 11:57:11 pm
This floor is where the expletives are used. Meaning it has a haphazard collection of used books, of expletives in various languages, purchased from customers of the floor below.
Post by: King Zultan on November 28, 2023, 02:36:07 am
This floor is a massive echo chamber that's currently filled with expletives being shouted from the floor below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 28, 2023, 03:17:11 am
This floor contains the tower’s expletive offices
Post by: Mathel on November 28, 2023, 08:54:59 am
This floor contains spent expletives.
Post by: brewer bob on November 28, 2023, 11:43:29 pm
This floor is forbidden. Rumor has it that it contains priceless artifacts and secret knowledge.
Post by: King Zultan on November 29, 2023, 01:06:36 am
This floor is where a team of highly trained and motivated people are preparing to break into and rob the floor below.
Post by: Starver on November 29, 2023, 06:46:22 am
A rag-tag bunch of opportunists have gathered here, with some sort of vague and undefined plan to infiltrate the floor below to their own advantage. (There are some handy flashbacks sitting on a shelf, ready to explain everything once it's all successfully concluded.)
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 02, 2023, 01:42:39 am
This floor contains a vending machine that dispenses various deities.
Post by: King Zultan on December 02, 2023, 02:20:23 am
This floor contains a vending machine that dispenses various diseases.
Post by: Mathel on December 02, 2023, 02:33:05 am
This floor is a hospital for deities.
Post by: Starver on December 02, 2023, 03:22:58 am
An artisan shop for the discerning customer that sells 'craft' bottles of djinn.
Post by: King Zultan on January 11, 2024, 01:34:39 am
This floor is home to a massive waterfall of living rats into a lake of rats that takes up the entire floor.
Post by: brewer bob on January 11, 2024, 03:24:13 am
This floor contains a rat breeding facility, which feeds rats into the floor below.
Post by: sofanthiel on January 11, 2024, 10:44:16 am
This floor contains a rat breeder breeding facility, which feeds rat breeders into the floor below.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 11, 2024, 02:08:02 pm
This floor contains a breeder reactor, which feeds power to the skyscraper.
The process is obscure, rumors say it may use rodents as fuel.
Post by: King Zultan on January 12, 2024, 01:48:26 am
This floor is constantly being filled with rodents that are being poured into the reactor below, so it's less of a floor and more of a rodent storage tank.
Post by: Mathel on January 12, 2024, 10:17:27 am
This floor is filled with water and grain, to be fed to the rodents below.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 12, 2024, 03:48:52 pm
Post by: brewer bob on January 13, 2024, 02:32:19 am
This floor contains loads of shelves and counters with water glasses and other objects on top of them, quite near the edges.
Post by: King Zultan on January 13, 2024, 02:43:04 am
This floor is filled with empty shelves that are surrounded by broken things that used to be on them.
Post by: Mathel on January 13, 2024, 09:23:16 am
There is 666 industrial vibrators here. They are all powered and jammed into the floor.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 13, 2024, 01:12:52 pm
This floor contains 777 recreational vibrators. They are all in use.
Post by: King Zultan on January 16, 2024, 02:33:22 am
This floor contains 888 rental vibrators, none of them are in use due to the high rental price.
Post by: brewer bob on January 16, 2024, 03:06:27 am
This floor contains 999 dental vibrators, they are all ready for use.
Post by: Starver on January 16, 2024, 08:33:55 am
This floor has 101010 surprisingly prolific vibrators. Leaving no real room for anything or anyone else (except an occasionally overtaxed seismometer that was only coincidentally left here in the first place).
Post by: Mathel on January 16, 2024, 09:21:25 am
This floor contains 41 seismometers. There is one more slot empty.
Post by: King Zultan on January 17, 2024, 02:27:14 am
This floor contains a group of scientists that are very concerned about the readings on the seismometers from the floor below and the fact that this entire part of the building is constantly vibrating.
Post by: brewer bob on January 17, 2024, 02:27:35 am
This floor contains a volcano. It is about to erupt.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 17, 2024, 04:14:52 am
Scientists on this floor are hurriedly preparing an asbestos cork.
Post by: Mathel on January 17, 2024, 10:02:04 am
Activists from this floor keep stealing the asbestos from the scietists below, and demanding the scientists make a cork out of a less hazardous material, such as tin.
Post by: King Zultan on January 18, 2024, 01:54:49 am
Activists from this floor are stealing all the tin in the building to keep people from using it for any propose but selling to a scrapyard so they can get money for meth.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 18, 2024, 02:10:18 am
Inactivists on this floor are doing nothing.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 18, 2024, 06:15:56 am
This floor is completely inert.
Post by: Starver on January 18, 2024, 08:45:24 am
This floor is ert. The people here are corrigable yet stinting, and gustingly shevelled. This makes them rather nocent and ambiguatable.
Post by: Mathel on January 18, 2024, 11:35:05 am
This is the rehome of the prefix unstealer.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 18, 2024, 07:47:55 pm
On this floor, a group of heroes are paring to filtrate the rehome of the prefix unstealer in order to feat them and force them to return all of the fixes that they have stolen (cluding those that the stole from the heroes).
Post by: King Zultan on January 19, 2024, 01:54:34 am
This floor contains a dog sitting in a room completely engulfed in flames, this is fine.
Post by: Uthimienure on January 22, 2024, 09:52:16 pm
This floor has a group of cats... laughing at the dog below, which they set on fire with their vitriol.
Post by: Mathel on January 23, 2024, 08:33:50 am
An alchemist lives here, and sells alchemical concoctions. All of them are flammable. Even those that should not be, like sulfuric acid that he sold to the cats below.
Post by: King Zultan on January 24, 2024, 01:42:31 am
This floor is where the alchemist throws all his failures and sense they're all flammable the entire floor is on fire.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 24, 2024, 03:58:36 am
Post by: brewer bob on January 30, 2024, 01:48:25 am
This floor contains a wheelchair factory.
Post by: King Zultan on January 30, 2024, 02:11:00 am
This floor is home to the only wheelchair accessible areas in the entire building.
Post by: Mathel on January 30, 2024, 08:39:31 am
This floor is a dumping stockpile for broken wheelchairs.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 31, 2024, 05:04:37 am
This floor contains a bunch of 3’s. 793 of them to be exact.
Post by: King Zultan on February 01, 2024, 02:15:11 am
This floor is filled with Zs!
Post by: Mathel on February 01, 2024, 10:29:22 am
There 10 000 ñs here. They are all opposed to life.
Post by: brewer bob on February 01, 2024, 12:49:04 pm
What this floor contains is a mystery.
Post by: Uthimienure on February 01, 2024, 01:01:35 pm
What this floor needs is excitement.
Post by: Starver on February 01, 2024, 02:47:54 pm
What this floor desires is a funnier description.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 01, 2024, 04:50:04 pm
This floor is filled with graffiti containing snide remarks poking fun at the descriptions of the floors below.
Post by: King Zultan on February 02, 2024, 02:07:11 am
This floor is home to an old man who's very angry about how people have been graffiting the floor below.
Post by: Mathel on February 02, 2024, 10:33:26 am
This place is the home of an even older man, who remembers how his son, who lives one floor below him, spraypainted all the cats in their hometown green.
Post by: Starver on February 02, 2024, 06:16:13 pm
A floor full of green kittens. Lamarckism, huh!
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 02, 2024, 10:03:17 pm
A floor full of green leprechauns. Limerickism, huh!
Post by: Starver on February 02, 2024, 10:59:53 pm
Colorless green ideas?
Huh, its a haiku!
Post by: King Zultan on February 03, 2024, 01:55:34 am
This floor is home to a master haiku writer who is constantly creating clever new haikus.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 03, 2024, 03:08:36 am
This floor is home to a master hacker who is attempting to break into the computers of the master haiku writer below.
Post by: Mathel on February 03, 2024, 03:13:05 pm
This floor is the home of a blacksmith, who keeps trying to sell axes to the hacker below.
Post by: King Zultan on February 06, 2024, 01:57:40 am
This floor is home to a lumber jack that needs a new axe but the blacksmith below wont sell him one so the forest here has become overgrown.
Post by: Uthimienure on February 06, 2024, 11:20:03 am
A group of elves live here. They snuck down to 2393 and influenced the blacksmith, who is now a tree-hugger.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on February 06, 2024, 04:42:58 pm
This floor contains a human tavern. A party of dwarves have stopped here on their way to complete a mission to raze the floor below.
Post by: King Zultan on February 07, 2024, 01:47:45 am
This floor is home to a massive dwarven fortress who's entrance is covered in vomit and the blood of their enemies as is the tradition of such places.