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Title: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: DMT on July 26, 2016, 05:02:59 pm
Personally, I like pizza
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Post by: mainiac on July 26, 2016, 05:04:36 pm
I like pizza.
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Post by: Baffler on July 26, 2016, 05:06:33 pm
I like pizza as well.
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Post by: Reelya on July 26, 2016, 05:16:34 pm
Yes, Pizza.
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Post by: Levi on July 26, 2016, 05:17:05 pm
Today I shall order 2 Pizza's.  I shall take these pizzas and put each 2 slices into a zip-lock bags.  Then tomorrow I will put them in my cooler and take them on my 5 day camping trip.

Because old and cold pizza is still delicious, and I'm too lazy to make 5 meals.
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Post by: DMT on July 26, 2016, 05:28:53 pm
Now I'm hungry
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Post by: mainiac on July 26, 2016, 05:34:17 pm
Me too.
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Post by: Wolfhunter107 on July 26, 2016, 05:37:14 pm
Pizza is good.
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Post by: DMT on July 26, 2016, 07:28:17 pm
Why would someone not like pizza? :|
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Post by: Frumple on July 26, 2016, 07:36:38 pm
I had good pizza yesterday. Combination (pepperoni, sausage, something else I'm forgetting), with barbecue slathered diced chicken (nuggets, actually) and taco seasoned cheese added on top. Was delicious, much better than I expected BBQ chicken pizza to turn out.

... didn't we have a pizza thread at some point? I remember a gigantic poll...
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: Brigands on July 26, 2016, 07:40:34 pm
I remember making pizza for some kid a few days ago.
Turned out he hates both mushrooms and salami so after taking out those he was left with cheese onions and lots of garlic sauce...

I don't understand those people.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: smirk on July 26, 2016, 07:46:10 pm
... didn't we have a pizza thread at some point? I remember a gigantic poll...
The Ultimate Pizza Topping Poll! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157857) There were many choices: chicken, pineapple, barbecue sauce, and then a bunch of stuff that didn't matter.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: RedKing on July 26, 2016, 08:29:16 pm
Personally, I like pizza

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Post by: DMT on July 26, 2016, 09:34:58 pm
I remember making pizza for some kid a few days ago.
Turned out he hates both mushrooms and salami so after taking out those he was left with cheese onions and lots of garlic sauce...



Salami Rules
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: Wiles on July 26, 2016, 09:53:08 pm
I love pizza.. But I can't eat most cheeses...

They always look at me funny when I order a pizza without cheese. And a surprising amount of time they will put cheese on it anyway even after asking me twice if I was sure I didn't want cheese.

I used to live near a pizzeria that would let me bring my own cheese and they would put it on for me there, that was pretty awesome. Sadly the nearest pizza place to me now doesn't do that sort of thing.

Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: misko27 on July 26, 2016, 10:01:41 pm
My diet is 70% pizza at all times. That is not even an exaggeration. Of my meals over the last two days, 2/3rds have been pizza in some shape or form.
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Post by: DMT on July 27, 2016, 12:01:59 am
My diet is 70% pizza at all times. That is not even an exaggeration. Of my meals over the last two days, 2/3rds have been pizza in some shape or form.

True pizza lover
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Post by: NullForceOmega on July 27, 2016, 02:23:58 am
I like pizza, but I've had to cut back due to digestive issues.
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Post by: Reelya on July 27, 2016, 03:17:32 am
We have three pizza haters in our midst, but they dare not speak their names. Proof of the cowardly nature of pizza haters.
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Post by: Emma on July 27, 2016, 03:26:53 am
We have three pizza haters in our midst, but they dare not speak their names. Proof of the cowardly nature of pizza haters.
Four if you include my vote just then. I don't hate pizza as such, I'm just not a huge fan of it. I think it's mediocre really.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 27, 2016, 04:20:52 am
Don't worry Gamedragon, I'll perform an exorcism.

In nominie Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancte...

You feeling better now? That satanic lack of pizza-love should be purged from your soul.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: BFEL on July 27, 2016, 06:22:18 am
I don't see how you COULDN'T like pizza, seeing as there are roughly 30 quintillion different varieties/flavors of it.

Obviously Gamedragon just hasn't been eating the RIGHT pizza.
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Post by: Reelya on July 27, 2016, 06:32:21 am
We need to hold him down, and pry his mouth open Clockwork Orange-style and forcefeed him different pizza until he tells us he loves it.
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Post by: BFEL on July 27, 2016, 06:34:10 am
We need to hold him down, and pry his mouth open Clockwork Orange-style and forcefeed him different pizza until he tells us he loves it.
Anything else would be inhumane!
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Post by: DMT on July 27, 2016, 08:45:24 am
What about the other pizza haters?
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Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on July 27, 2016, 08:47:56 am
The poll is so broad and the food item is so versatile that I'm not surprised that pizza wins.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: martinuzz on July 27, 2016, 08:50:30 am
Italian pizzas with the thin, dry bottoms with crispy edges are delicious. American pizzas with a donut-like fatty thick bottom are an affront to pizza though.
The latter have sadly overtaken most real pizza bakers here in town. Damn you, NY Pizza, damn you, Domino's. If you'd dare call that pizza in Sicily, you'd be going on a sightseeing tour of the Mediterrenean with your feet cast in concrete.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 27, 2016, 08:51:58 am
Simple, we will offer everybody on Bay 12 a slice of greasy, thick, garlic crust triple-bacon and feta cheese pizza. No rational human being would hesitate in the face of such an opportunity.

All who refuse will be shot.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: mainiac on July 27, 2016, 08:59:44 am
Pizza or else!

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/El_Tres_de_Mayo,_by_Francisco_de_Goya,_from_Prado_thin_black_margin.jpg/1280px-El_Tres_de_Mayo,_by_Francisco_de_Goya,_from_Prado_thin_black_margin.jpg)
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: martinuzz on July 27, 2016, 09:00:49 am
Hey, I used an mspaint edited version of that same painting not that many pages ago in the Ameripol thread, I think.
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Post by: DMT on July 27, 2016, 09:01:23 am
Simple, we will offer everybody on Bay 12 a slice of greasy, thick, garlic crust triple-bacon and feta cheese pizza. No rational human being would hesitate in the face of such an opportunity.

All who refuse will be shot.

I'll take two!
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: mainiac on July 27, 2016, 09:02:39 am
Hey, I used an mspaint edited version of that same painting not that many pages ago in the Ameripol thread, I think.

I was too lazy to find it.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: DMT on July 27, 2016, 09:03:43 am
Hey, I used an mspaint edited version of that same painting not that many pages ago in the Ameripol thread, I think.

I was too lazy to find it.

Me too
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Post by: Reelya on July 27, 2016, 09:19:07 am
Australian comedy crew The Chaser have identified the end-point of pizza evolution:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5udwntuV7c
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 27, 2016, 09:27:05 am
Here's a better question for the poll: Is pineapple a valid pizza topping?

answer no it's fucking not
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: Criptfeind on July 27, 2016, 09:28:26 am
That looks disgusting. I mean, the basic idea, layering a bunch of pizzas on top of each other, fine. But where's the sauce, where's the good toppings? Disguising.

Italian pizzas with the thin, dry bottoms with crispy edges are delicious. American pizzas with a donut-like fatty thick bottom are an affront to pizza though.
The latter have sadly overtaken most real pizza bakers here in town. Damn you, NY Pizza, damn you, Domino's. If you'd dare call that pizza in Sicily, you'd be going on a sightseeing tour of the Mediterrenean with your feet cast in concrete.

I guess some people like them flat. That's okay. For me though. I like them big. The idea of pizza toppings on a donut does seem disgusting though.

Here's a better question for the poll: Is pineapple a valid pizza topping?

answer no it's fucking not

Sure it is.

If you've got brain damage at least.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: DJ on July 27, 2016, 09:36:06 am
Pineapple makes any pizza twice as good.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on July 27, 2016, 09:49:51 am
Here's a better question for the poll: Is pineapple a valid pizza topping?

answer no it's fucking not

Yes it is valid, if the cook is good.

Thank you for using transparenttext.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: nenjin on July 27, 2016, 11:00:42 am
Here's a better question for the poll: Is pineapple a valid pizza topping?

answer no it's fucking not

There is a special circle of Hell reserved for those who try to put fruit on Pizza.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: DMT on July 27, 2016, 11:33:51 am
Pineapple makes any pizza twice as good.

This is a known fact
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Post by: BFEL on July 27, 2016, 11:34:49 am
Hawaiian pizza is best pizza, though personally I think that's more to do with the brown sugar then the pinapple.

Simple, we will offer everybody on Bay 12 a slice of greasy, thick, garlic crust triple-bacon and feta cheese pizza. No rational human being would hesitate in the face of such an opportunity.

All who refuse will be shot.
*shoots first*
That sounds fucking disgusting.
Also, note that I didn't hesitate :P
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: DMT on July 27, 2016, 11:37:59 am
Hawaiian pizza is best pizza

Hawaiian is my favorite
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Post by: DMT on July 27, 2016, 04:23:09 pm
What do you think of the tower of pizza?
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Post by: Frumple on July 27, 2016, 04:38:54 pm
I guess some people like them flat. That's okay. For me though. I like them big. The idea of pizza toppings on a donut does seem disgusting though.
An unglazed donut with pizza toppings would more or less be what we call bagels, and they're pretty good with pizza toppings. They sell frozen ones in a lot of the grocery stores around here, iirc.

Also donut as a pizza topping is pretty good, so I wouldn't be too surprised if doing it the other way around turned out pretty alright. Though as with pizza, there's a metric fuckton of different sorts of donuts, so I'm sure one sort or another work well as what amounts to a pizza crust regardless as to the compatibility of your average donut varieties.

Though now I kinda' want to make an oversized donut, cut it in half, and use the pieces as pizza crusts :-\

E: Toroidal pizza, man. The pizza of the future.

E2: Or apparently the present. (http://www.google.com/patents/US4400404) Not how I was thinking of it, but that'd work, too. E3: Wait, shit. That patent's older than I am. And looks like it came from from an earlier one that showed up at least by 1975. Well hell. Thing's basically a friggin' calzone donut. Now I really kinda' want to eat a calzone donut.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: Criptfeind on July 27, 2016, 04:48:23 pm
I'm pretty sure that although they share a shape bagels and donuts are very different in consistency and taste.

And well, you've mentioned pizza and donut mixed before. I remain unconvinced. Although perhaps I'll try it sometime.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: Frumple on July 27, 2016, 04:52:52 pm
Eeehhh... depends on the donut and the bagel. I've had bagels with a consistency and taste fairly on par with normal donuts. I've had donuts with a consistency and taste roughly the same as normal bagels. Number of factors involved, really. They can substitute if you really feel like it.

And yeah, for what it's worth, the way I did it was take leftover pizza (want to say the last time was just plain pepperoni? Was something cheap, but from an actual pizza joint, and wasn't cheese, so probably pepperoni), slice a donut in half and put it on top, then stick 'em in the microwave and reheat. It was good.
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Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on July 27, 2016, 04:54:46 pm
Eeehhh... depends on the donut and the bagel. I've had bagels with a consistency and taste fairly on par with normal donuts. I've had donuts with a consistency and taste roughly the same as normal bagels. Number of factors involved, really. They can substitute if you really feel like it.

And yeah, for what it's worth, the way I did it was take leftover pizza (want to say the last time was just plain pepperoni? Was something cheap, but from an actual pizza joint, and wasn't cheese, so probably pepperoni), slice a donut in half and put it on top, then stick 'em in the microwave and reheat. It was good.
How long did you microwave, and at what wattage?
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: Criptfeind on July 27, 2016, 04:54:57 pm
I suppose a cake donut is pretty close* to a bagel, excepting the topping. I had in mind the other type. What type of donut are you talking about pizza wise?

*Not really, but like, not crazily different.
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Post by: Frumple on July 27, 2016, 04:57:57 pm
I suppose a cake donut is pretty close to a bagel, excepting the topping. I had in mind the other type. What type of donut are you talking about pizza wise?
Was just simple sugar glazed, no filling. Donut shop, something local-ish to the area I was in at the time.. forget what it was called, though. Do... don't use chocolate anything. Chocolate does not go well with cheese. I won't say ever, but I will say every time I've tried it has been horrifying.

And BBGTC, want to say it was normal-ish wattage (so somewhere between 900 and 1100), and probably for about 45 seconds, maybe a minute. That's usually about all it takes to warm up refrigerated pizza. Whatever's enough to warm it up and not wreck the donut consistency, basically. I'd probably say don't go over a minute, maybe a minute and a half, as most of the time past that point anything bread related is beyond salvage. For a slice or two, anyway, and with conventionally cooked pizza. If it was microwaved pizza to begin with, this is probably a bad idea.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: Criptfeind on July 27, 2016, 05:04:11 pm
So to be clear, it was
Spoiler: this (click to show/hide)
And not
Spoiler: this? (click to show/hide)

As far as donut types go?
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Post by: Frumple on July 27, 2016, 05:05:39 pm
Right.
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Post by: mainiac on July 27, 2016, 05:17:31 pm
I prefer pizza to donuts.
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Post by: DMT on July 27, 2016, 05:58:08 pm
Ask not what you can do for your donut, ask what your donut can do for you
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Post by: DMT on July 30, 2016, 02:34:49 am
Has the pizza discussion died?
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Post by: Orange Wizard on July 30, 2016, 03:08:37 am
Pizza is so yesterday
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Post by: Emma on July 30, 2016, 03:10:03 am
Actually I'm having it tonight. Pretty sure it'll taste so-so and make me feel bloated though.
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Post by: DMT on July 30, 2016, 03:57:53 am
Pizza should never die, everybody get pizza tonight
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Post by: Orange Wizard on July 30, 2016, 03:58:37 am
Shepherd's pie for tea tonight in my house
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Post by: DMT on July 30, 2016, 04:05:26 am
Who here likes cake?
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Post by: Frumple on July 30, 2016, 06:58:46 am
Well now you're just being kinky.

This is a child friendly forum and you can take your culinary smut innuendo elsewhere >:( I may be joking :V
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Post by: misko27 on July 30, 2016, 07:15:22 pm
I'm going to eat Pizza now. I will report back later.
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Post by: Reelya on July 30, 2016, 07:25:11 pm
Well now you're just being kinky.

This is a child friendly forum and you can take your culinary smut innuendo elsewhere >:( I may be joking :V

Yeah, save that stuff for the anime thread.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: Reelya on August 11, 2016, 03:57:26 am
Thin crust? Pan crust? cheesy crust?

What say you?
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 11, 2016, 04:00:01 am
A little bit of crust, slightly thicker than the rest of the pizza, to make eating easier and less messy.
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Post by: BFEL on August 11, 2016, 09:08:45 am
Thin crust
Crust is just there to hold the rest of the pizza, discard afterward.
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Post by: Folly on August 11, 2016, 09:52:16 am
I like fast-food pizza, as long as it's not too greasy, or too loose with the toppings. Some of that flavored-crust pizza is amazing.

I've only tried a few 'fancy' pizza places, but found all of them to be pretty terrible. Deep-dish pizza is particularly grotesque.
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Post by: martinuzz on August 11, 2016, 09:56:07 am
I really like the quattro formaggi pizza. Sadly, I am lactose intolerant, so whenever I have one of those, the next day my bowels will be dealing out some noxious retribution, much to the detriment of me and those in my vicinity.

Still, the 4 cheese pizza is totally worth that.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on August 23, 2016, 07:42:10 pm
Six people don't like pizza. Who doesn't like pizza? (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Verkohlte_Pizza_2013-04-01-2668.jpg)
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Post by: Reelya on August 23, 2016, 08:04:52 pm
(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/50375767.jpg)
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Post by: Sirus on August 23, 2016, 08:12:44 pm
Thin crust? Pan crust? cheesy crust?

What say you?
Pretty much anything besides thin. Even thin is acceptable on occasion (and it's basically the only way to get frozen pizza without tomato sauce), but it is far from my preferred pizza base.
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: Frumple on August 23, 2016, 08:19:01 pm
Anything, for me. Probably prefer thicker crusts to some degree just because I zogging love cooked pizza dough, but thin is no obstacle, and I've had pizzas made out of ruddy tortillas. Sometimes I just cook a pizza and scrape everything except the crust into a bowl and eat that. No crust, yeh sudsy bastards, git on me level!

I still eat the crust, though. Just separately, or sometimes chopped up and put in something else. Pizzas are for eating, noodle flogging for the scum that leaves the edge of the crust.
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Post by: Flying Dice on August 23, 2016, 08:45:10 pm
I only eat pizza made entirely from parts of the pineapple.
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Post by: Sirus on August 23, 2016, 08:53:56 pm
Get out.
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Post by: Frumple on August 23, 2016, 08:59:49 pm
You need to swing by the store for more pineapples, after all.

... actually. Have you ever transported pineapple, siru?
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Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on August 23, 2016, 09:01:41 pm
If you ever do, lose the shipment in an active volcano, no way insurance will get out of paying.
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Post by: Sirus on August 23, 2016, 09:23:50 pm
You need to swing by the store for more pineapples, after all.

... actually. Have you ever transported pineapple, siru?
Aside from canned food which probably contained pineapple...nah. I don't deal with produce.

Probably a good thing, considering California's stringent policies on the stuff. Agricultural inspections are probably a massive pain to deal with.
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Post by: Alev on August 23, 2016, 10:49:37 pm
Fairly well.
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Post by: x2yzh9 on August 24, 2016, 07:03:12 am
I am making a pizza today because of this thread :D
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Post by: Reelya on August 24, 2016, 09:34:18 am
I am making a thread today because of this pizza :D No, wait ...
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Post by: DMT on September 01, 2016, 07:32:40 pm
I am making a pizza today because of this thread :D

I have successfully boosted the economy
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: Castlecliff on February 11, 2019, 07:43:07 am
You mean this thread?
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Post by: Frumple on February 11, 2019, 08:18:23 am
More this one, I think. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157857.msg6966106#msg6966106)
Title: Re: Do You Like Pizza?
Post by: Kagus on February 11, 2019, 11:07:43 am
I had no idea either of these threads even existed.
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Post by: Sebastian2203 on February 13, 2019, 06:08:38 am
I like pizza and also can make one from scratch.

Hawai and salami plus some egg on the same pizza is like heaven on Earth.
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Post by: scriver on February 13, 2019, 06:45:32 am
Why are you raising threads from the dead. Let them rest in piece.
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Post by: Kagus on February 13, 2019, 08:11:35 am
Why are you raising threads from the dead. Let them rest in pizza.
Fixed you for that
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Post by: birdy51 on February 13, 2019, 07:12:59 pm
Trying a pizza with some off-brand toppings; chicken and celery. Pepperoni has so much sodium. ;.;
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Post by: Sirus on February 13, 2019, 09:47:47 pm
Celery, okay, but since when is chicken considered off-brand?
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Post by: McTraveller on February 13, 2019, 10:21:24 pm
My 5 year old daughter does not like pizza.  She is extremely picky though.
My 3 year old son, though, loves it.  But not olives. I think it's more that they look "different" than a taste issue though.

Me: I've on occasion had pizza for breakfast.  It is after all a food that has all 4 food groups, for those of you old enough for the 4 food groups era (what is this food pyramid nonsense?!).

I'm also in the "pizza from scratch" club.  Margherita pizza is awesome when done properly - hopefully you don't consider it pizza blasphemy to not require meat.
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Post by: Yoink on February 13, 2019, 10:31:20 pm
I want to try a DMT pizza, now.
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Post by: heatwave on February 14, 2019, 01:44:23 am
I love pizza!
Especially with lots of Parma ham and Mozzarella cheese.



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Post by: King Zultan on February 14, 2019, 04:08:56 am
I had pizza for breakfast yesterday.