This is distinctly phallic in nature...(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg/200px-Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg)
web shooting FB's are bugged and currently don't shoot webs. :((http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg/200px-Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg)
Yes, it is. Even if it isn't, it's still a phallic symbol, simply a symbol of your suppressed need for penis.This is distinctly phallic in nature...(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg/200px-Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg)
No, no it is not...
I see your Freud, and I raise you one Metapod!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
There were 151 pokemon according to the lazy scientists of the Kanto reigon who diddn't bother calling the next provence over to ask if there were any pokemon over there that diddn't appear in their own reigon
Eric Blank has been miserable lately. He was disgusted about the derailment of a thread. He complained about a annoying acquaintance recently.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UeWUjsPMtOQ/TKNjPK2-TiI/AAAAAAAAAKw/oOhkrKhN0Dg/s1600/magma.jpg)
Eric Blank has been miserable lately. He was disgusted about the derailment of a thread. He complained about a annoying acquaintance recently.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UeWUjsPMtOQ/TKNjPK2-TiI/AAAAAAAAAKw/oOhkrKhN0Dg/s1600/magma.jpg)
!!LAVA!! is an annoying aquaintance? What are you, an elf?
I thought the lava was the resultingaccidenthappening because of the bad thoughts
Maybe this is completely normal, but I just had a FB that was a giant winged humanoid made of steam. It headed straight for a couple of snakemen that have been chilling in my cavern, and got slaughtered by them.
Maybe this is completely normal, but I just had a FB that was a giant winged humanoid made of steam. It headed straight for a couple of snakemen that have been chilling in my cavern, and got slaughtered by them.
Yes, that's normal. FBs made of nonsolids (water, fire, steam, et cetera) are really, really easy to kill. Even the rawest of recruits can usually take them because almost every single hit rips huge chunks of tissue away.
She has admired a completely sublime tastefully arranged sky lately.
Girlinhat cancels Stay On Topic: Job Item Misplaced.
This is a pig tail hat. It is dyed midnight blue. On the item is an image of an kangaroo in pig tail.All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.
Actually, I would dare to say it's rope reed. I can't imagine dwarves making a hat to protect them from the harsh light of their caves.
Deon, I am officially depressed now.
Nay, it was a masterwork!Deon, I am officially depressed now.
An odd combination of depressed and amused. That was a high quality non-sequitor Deon.
Quick, who would win in a fight: Adam Smith or Karl Marx?
Actually, the name came from my debut on the internet, and has been my collective name ever since. If I am somewhere, then that's my name on there.A Collective? Noooooo! I don't want to assimilated! (http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp287/mburr0003/Avatars/Smiley/ahhhhh.gif)
I have performed an excellent job of driving this thread into the ground and dragging it through the mud, only to rinse it clean and let it dry out in the barren desert sun.I dunno about the "rinsed clean" part. It's still growin stuff.
I feel I have done more than my fair share of duty here, and I give myself a pat on the back.Sure, sure. Derailed faster than three pennies on a track it was. Thumbs up.
Democracy is the system of the idiots.
Actually, the name came from my debut on the internet, and has been my collective name ever since. If I am somewhere, then that's my name on there.
To be perfectly fair, my obsession over this hat type was spurned on by the webcomic Friendly Hostility (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvP7Jv8rUK4&feature=related), where a similar hat is an honorary character and mascot. And is amazing. Particularly on amazing pages like this one (http://friendlyhostility.com/d/20040207.html).Actually, the name came from my debut on the internet, and has been my collective name ever since. If I am somewhere, then that's my name on there.Stalkers, listen up. This WILL be on the test!
I think we're averaging about 1.3 topic changes per page now :PHuh-wha? I am not seeing any sort of a central theme here... At all...
And yet there is always one central theme. Somewhere...
Dude that would suck if one died :(lol :P
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enter my mind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19IvEyyZgUw)He had his mind melted into a delicious ooze recently. He recently realized that he is name is, in fact, Pete, and went through a melodramatic scene of denial, self discovery, internal conflict, and overly long "NOOOOO"s, recently.
This is weird. I think I got Planepacked, but without Planepacked. Kinda...
Uthmikrodim "Shakenwaded"
"This is a one-humped camel bone armor stand. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object is adorned with hanging rings of pig bone and menaces with spikes of blue jade. On the item is an image of Shakenwaded the one-humped camel bone armorstand in one-humped camel bone."
Is this normal?
Eric mcBlank has been miserable lately. He burned his dick on the zipper of the pants he just took out of the drier recently.
This is why I retorted that I was happy about panties.Eric mcBlank has been miserable lately. He burned his dick on the zipper of the pants he just took out of the drier recently.
How on earth do you manage to do THAT?
They saved you from burning your dick on the zipper of of the pants you just took out of the dryer?This is why I retorted that I was happy about panties.Eric mcBlank has been miserable lately. He burned his dick on the zipper of the pants he just took out of the drier recently.
How on earth do you manage to do THAT?
Parts of comparative anatomy, yes.
recent posts(http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu246/karnewarrior/bingo-pedo.png)
You know that I'm 21 right? I'm of legal age in all countries that allow women to be of legal age. Excluding those that somehow don't have a legal age of consent for women.Those are called countries it isn't good to be a woman in.
you were of legal age when you were born, in japan :P
Holy armok. Japan seems to be almost as weird as the DF players...No! Japan is worse! I won't stop until it's proven.
Wait. We, as the DF playerbase have the reputation of being able to turn everything Up to Eleven. Considering this...Psychical impossibility. To be such would require him to be so odd as to be a penguin, and as penguins are incapable of posting, no response will be had.
DO WE HAVE ANY JAPANESE MEMBERS HERE?
Wait. We, as the DF playerbase have the reputation of being able to turn everything Up to Elven. Considering this...
DO WE HAVE ANY JAPANESE MEMBERS HERE?
Psychical impossibility. To be such would require him to be so odd as to be a penguin, and as penguins are incapable of posting, no response will be had.
Checkmate.
I did use the word "supposedly" however, so I am absolved.
Fondler. There's a difference. Rather than lump myself together with elves, I merely "take care" all of their women while the men are at "war".
You can wear panties wherever you want. No one can force you to wear them as underwear! You're a free man! Or woman! This is America (or your country of residence) and you can choose! Panties on your head! Panties on your arms! Panties strapped across your chest! And not just regular panties. Briefs, boxers, thongs, honest thongs, good thongs, troll leather thongs! Thongs that the rest of the world says is inappropriate but you knew better! You can do it! You can wear all the thongs in the world! Seize the day! Seize the thong! Embrace your lacy destiny! Embrace Panty!Thank you for the biggest giggle fit I've had all week. I darn near fell out of my chair.
But no loincloths. You cannot wear loincloths. That's just wrong.
You're a free man! Or woman! This is America
No. You probably understand one of them. Each mood has a completely different thought process behind it.
perhaps
Though perhaps you're just a TERRORIST!
I finally understand the strange moods.Yes exactly...
Oh sweet Armok! Some one wall her in right know! I don't know about you, but I don't want to be torn apart by a maddwarf.Conventional.
Oh sweet Armok! Some one wall her in and link the magma chamber right know! I don't know about you, but I don't want to be torn apart by a maddwarf.Deluxe.
It menaces with spikes of dwarf bone leather.That must've been some mood.
Quick! Random insert to avoid suspicion!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY7_ZwgoeJM
Cheese = 600kg (http://www.worldrecordsacademy.org/food/largest_cheese_sculpture_world_record_set_by_Tanys_Pullin_101728.htm)
IMHO that's not very special, as far as forgotten beasts go that's pretty normal. Also, there's many weirder things than FB's, not to mention some of the stuff the players do... Just look around the forum for an hour or two and you'll find something. Also, check the modding subforum.
IMHO that's not very special, as far as forgotten beasts go that's pretty normal. Also, there's many weirder things than FB's, not to mention some of the stuff the players do... Just look around the forum for an hour or two and you'll find something. Also, check the modding subforum.
Also, I've a question that I don't want to have to create another thread for: my stocks screen won't let me strip my goblin prisoners of their precious goblinite, what do I do?You can always do it by hand...
Also, I've a question that I don't want to have to create another thread for: my stocks screen won't let me strip my goblin prisoners of their precious goblinite, what do I do?You can always do it by hand...
Also, I've a question that I don't want to have to create another thread for: my stocks screen won't let me strip my goblin prisoners of their precious goblinite, what do I do?You can always do it by hand...
Yes, but how?!
Oh yeah, and is anyone familliar with http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/magical+trevor/ ?
And just when I thought Fox couldn't squeeze any more money out of this country...You should have fucking known better...
And just when I thought Fox couldn't squeeze any more money out of this country...
And just when I thought Fox couldn't squeeze any more money out of this country...
Blame the people paying money for it, not Fox.
I don't even go that far. If they're not violent and I have a mist generator, then let them ghost it up! They're not gonna kill, and my dwarves are too hopped up on mist to care!"Urist, if you keep doing the Mist, we'll have to stage an intervention!"
I don't even go that far. If they're not violent and I have a mist generator, then let them ghost it up! They're not gonna kill, and my dwarves are too hopped up on mist to care!
Urist McGhostbuster bites Urist McDead in the right left toe, and the severed part flies off in an arc!
The ghost has bled to death.
Urist McMilker cancels make cheese: Interrupted by platypus ghost.
Urist McGhostbuster is fighting!
You can wear panties wherever you want. No one can force you to wear them as underwear! You're a free man! Or woman! This is America (or your country of residence) and you can choose! Panties on your head! Panties on your arms! Panties strapped across your chest! And not just regular panties. Briefs, boxers, thongs, honest thongs, good thongs, troll leather thongs! Thongs that the rest of the world says is inappropriate but you knew better! You can do it! You can wear all the thongs in the world! Seize the day! Seize the thong! Embrace your lacy destiny! Embrace Panty!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw
What's with Katty Perry shooting things out of her nipples?
(Also, adorable gay moment in the club. Makes me giggle.)
Do you want to see a 20 something girl shoot shit out of her nipples or not?
Death ray?
Death ray?
I think they may have been able to make it melt chocolate. From across a room.
Definitely dwarfy, at any rate. And aren't chocolate bars standard rations in the army?
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Lo, beware the quote pyramid threads, for they shall be locked, and the masses shall weep with the loss of their amusement. Refrain, refrain, I bid ye!Never! None may lock this thread!
Oh yeah, speaking of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIGxKY5y6Mg
I realized that something "scary" was coming, so I wasn't all that startled.Stories just seem funnier if they happen on facebook...
Any way, back on topic! (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/111113-Woman-Tries-To-Hire-Hitman-Via-Facebook)
I'd have to imagine, considering that this thread is based entirely on losing any topic that may have existed in the first place.It's pretty bad, when your only way of advertising something is to compare it to another movie or book. "New on shelves this week! Brand new author! Could be the next Tolkein!"
Oh yeah, speaking of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIGxKY5y6Mg
has anyone thought of how complex cellular biology had to become to allow this disscusion to exist
P.S elvis was hitlers grandpa
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Real Mario is existing already....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y
Real Mario is existing already....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y
He needed some nitrous to go with that mushroom. Would have increased the awesome factor by 219%.
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This is a masterful carving of Mario and a Koopa. Mario is throwing fire at the Koopa. The image relates to the killing of the Koopa by Mario on the Mushroom Kingdom with a Fire Flower.
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This is a masterful carving of Mario and a Koopa. Mario is throwing fire at the Koopa. The Koopa is burning. The image relates to the killing of the Koopa by Mario on the Mushroom Kingdom with a Fire Flower.
Aw, that would have been pretty awesome. I found a really cool "real" mario thing a while ago. Ever hear of it? http://therewillbebrawl.com/ It's got a pretty serious tone for the genre. And it's pretty entertaining, but it's a might gory at some parts.
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The flames. The burn up the grass like my fps and dwarves.and dignity. You shall forever be known as the overseer who let his dwarves burn.
This is a ridiculously crafted ☼Bacon Tree☼ (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=77423.msg1984471#msg1984471)
This is a ridiculously crafted ☼Bacon Tree☼ (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=77423.msg1984471#msg1984471)No! Get that link out of here!
WERE IZ TEH PEECH?
Blasphemy. Krystal > everyone else on the planet [1]
That one live-action movie where Yoshi was terrifying? Man, I would have been... like 4 when that came out, and they showed that at my day care.Oy, yer just a wee lass!
And besides, Yoshi was adorable. http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0905/9.jpgThat one live-action movie where Yoshi was terrifying? Man, I would have been... like 4 when that came out, and they showed that at my day care.Oy, yer just a wee lass!
Amusing, isn't it, how often a dwarf survives submerged under water long enough for a miner to get there and dig a ramp, then dies on the ramp?My miner once started hunting for vermin while halfway through digging the last block of his escape tunnel, with all the picks on his side of the wall or otherwise inaccessible.
But everyone knows that magma is where the heart is.At least, it is when you run out of water and the surgeons start using the next best alternative.
whoops
I'll take it, and raise you this:Oh yeah, I forgot. If I'm putting up this, then I need to put up these as well:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
...just one lately.How many total?
...Enough....just one lately.How many total?
I like sharks...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You're right, a bit more fur than I realized...Spoiler: Let's try again (click to show/hide)
Are you trying to turn people into furries? Isn't this forum already strange enough?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3d2H6-4X7EI like how they have "POLICE" bedazzled on the back of those jackets.
Hang on... What's with all of this horse molesting stuff?
D:
Horse molesting is too hard for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3d2H6-4X7EI like how they have "POLICE" bedazzled on the back of those jackets.
Are you trying to turn people into furries? Isn't this forum already strange enough?...a little.
If I were at home I'd be breaking out the Exterminatus pictures...
It's like I'm really on 4chan!
Or does it mean that we haven't gone far enough? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDmb4YQqizQ)If I were at home I'd be breaking out the Exterminatus pictures...
It's like I'm really on 4chan!
This means we have gone too far.
I can't figure out how to store my perfect gem... my dwarfs refuse to put it with the cut gems, the raw gems, and the artifacts.
Oh, yeah. Everyone'll look at you.
DEAR GOD JUST LET IT DIE
HOW LONG HAS THIS THREAD BEEN STAGGERING ALONG
I'm a furry, and I command this thread. Ergo, this thread is now furry. (and by extension, everyone who's read it.)Back! Back I say! I am an Internet Priest, and I say go back to the fires of /b/! BACK!
We don't do /b/
e621.net is the least safe for work site evar, and my personal stomping ground. I'm probably gonna get banned just for mentioning the url...
We don't do /b/Well that's nice. I'm going to go vomit now.
e621.net is the least safe for work site evar, and my personal stomping ground. I'm probably gonna get banned just for mentioning the url...
Indeed...
Welp, back to modding genitalia onto every creature in my DF install.
You forgot the part about removing them :PIndeed...
Welp, back to modding genitalia onto every creature in my DF install.
Taking the Slaanesh approach, are we?
http://memebase.com/2011/06/20/memes-answering-questions-like-a-boss/I love this man... As much as a lesbian psychotic furry can, of course.
http://memebase.com/2011/06/20/memes-answering-questions-like-a-boss/I love this man... As much as a lesbian psychotic furry can, of course.
DUDE(S) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS THREAD!?
Poor thread...
What use are knees? Dwarves don't need to jump! They're dwarves!
DUDE(S) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS THREAD!?They mocked us, but we gave this thread life! LIFE! You can try, yes, you can try, but you can not kill it. We have taken this poor ragged piece and lifted it up! It is strong now, it would of have died with out us. Some new player just discovering forgotten beasts. Now look at it. LOOK AT IT! It is over 30 pages long! We gave it a chance to live and we will never let it die! It may look ragged, but it is ours, there is nothing you can do to stop it now! NOTHING! MUHAHAHAHAHA...Hahaha...*cough*
Poor thread...
What use are knees? Dwarves don't need to jump! They're dwarves!
Ever climb stairs without knees?
Ever climb stairs without knees?
Ever climb stairs without knees?
Ever climb stairs with a dwarf-beard?
Ever climb stairs without knees?
Ever climb stairs with a dwarf-beard?
Because it seemed like Fun...Oh, it'll be Fun, just not fun.
So that's why I'm waist deep in the blood of my peers. Huh.Because it seemed like Fun...Oh, it'll be Fun, just not fun.
OH GOD GIRLIN IS STUFFING ME INTO A TUBE WITH MULTIPLE LIQUIDS IN IT WHY DO ALL THE POEPLE AROUND HERE HAVE TAILS OH GOD ITS A FURRY MAKING PLANT GET ME OU- *gurgle*
As I previously said, I am in control of this thread. You should be asking what I have done to this thread. And what I have done is glorious.You have transformed it into a distopia! I shall kill you!
And I shall help!As I previously said, I am in control of this thread. You should be asking what I have done to this thread. And what I have done is glorious.You have transformed it into a distopia! I shall kill you!
Here stands Angel of Death, the human forumite
Angel of Death: Prepare to die!
Monk strikes Angel of Death in the right front eye tooth with her left foot, and the severed part sails off in an arc.AoD slashes Monk321654 in the eye with his *steel shitpost*, tearing the eye!
Oh, and Mr. Suave shark? I need you to go the atomic wrangler for a quest of mine. You will be an 'escort'.But I don't wanna! and I thought you people where fighting against furries (or something)? Doesn't this skip that and go onto full on beastiality?
Eric Blank lols at EFH for his dwarvenly attempt at mining.
Drowning in booze would certainly be better than drowning in water.
http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/pokmon-too-sad-cant-stop-crying.jpgWow.
http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/pokmon-too-sad-cant-stop-crying.jpgI'm sad now.
I'm going to elect Noah out of the thread. All who agree with me, stop responding to him and treat him like any other troll - don't feed him. That means you, Mr. Dashing Shark.But...but...
http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/pokmon-too-sad-cant-stop-crying.jpgThat's... messed up. Reminds me of another article I read recently.
I couldn't care less either way, tbh. This has become my personal memedump.Damn Magikarp, you scary!
http://pokememes.memebase.com/2011/06/14/memes-comixed-can-ash-evolve-into-zubat/
http://pokememes.memebase.com/2011/06/06/memes-art-of-trolling-magikarp-makes-a-big-splash/
I'm going to elect Noah out of the thread. All who agree with me, stop responding to him and treat him like any other troll - don't feed him. That means you, Mr. Dashing Shark.Noah is too epic!
*sways arm's like a marching man*EEPIIIIIC!
I aint no troll, mistir! and if yer leekin fer a tussle, ye hev foun yerself wun!
Someone's gonna make the dick joke about the giant woodpecker that undulates and shoots "webs"Me. I will. Not even gonna lie.
http://www.snorgtees.com/?utm_source=AffiliateFutures&utm_medium=Banner&utm_content=468by60_1&utm_campaign=AffiliateFutures&utm_source=AffiliateFutures&utm_medium=Text&utm_coThe moment I saw that commercial, I knew the mini-giraffe was the most awesome pet ever. Except my kitties. I love my kitties :).
Alright then.If "Off-Topic" is the thread's "Topic", then... let's see
Where were the rails? I think we're lost...
...divide by cake...You are no mathatician, all true mathmatician's divide by Pie!
Of course not, I'm a baker....divide by cake...You are no mathatician, all true mathmatician's divide by Pie!
Actually my birthday is coming up on the 4th here.And when will it be everywhere else?
What is happening to me?The internet, friend.
I have been reading all 40 pages on this thread, and I have followed every single link provided in comments, also those which have been only indirectly suggested...You're welcome.
...at first everything was happy and fun :)
...then some things started to look little weird ???
...later on I started to feel slightly disturbed ::)
Still I kept following those link, even though I started to feel like something sinister was luring me into darkness...
I saw things... things that cannot be unseen anymore, things I feel guilty for seeing :-[
It feels like something pure and innocent inside me has been disturbed, tainted :-X
What is happening to me?
*picks up rails to melt for metal*What are you mad?
Noone seems to be using them, anyways.
I have been reading all 40 pages on this thread, and I have followed every single link provided in comments, also those which have been only indirectly suggested...Just keep going forward, eventually you'll reach the end of depravity and thrust right into innocence from the back side.
...at first everything was happy and fun :)
...then some things started to look little weird ???
...later on I started to feel slightly disturbed ::)
Still I kept following those link, even though I started to feel like something sinister was luring me into darkness...
I saw things... things that cannot be unseen anymore, things I feel guilty for seeing :-[
It feels like something pure and innocent inside me has been disturbed, tainted :-X
What is happening to me?
Just keep going forward, eventually you'll reach the end of depravity and thrust right into innocence from the back side.
Just keep going forward, eventually you'll reach the end of depravity and thrust right into innocence from the back side.
Everyone here has been thrusting into innocence's backside for a while now. It's alright, just make sure to take a break every once in a while.Just keep going forward, eventually you'll reach the end of depravity and thrust right into innocence from the back side.
Do you mean that if I delve into all kinds of most disturbing and terrible things I can ever find I will eventually go full circle and become pure and innocent again!
Thanks pal, I will start rushing this process ahead right away! I can't wait for enthusiastically thrusting my interwebz-entity deep into innocence from back side.
All ways to read this thread are the correct ways.Correction:
I modded in Elves that are more hardcore than Dwarves.
I believe that counts as 'strange' in these parts.
When elves are elves, elves are bad. When elves become awesome, then they are awesome. That simply doesn't happen under normal circumstances, however.And then Cacame burst from your PC and killed you
Cacame
OSHI-Cacame
Who or what is a 'Cacame'?
Ah.Did you read all the thread? Do not assume to pass judgement until you have, and even then don't.
Not bad for a moss-haired pygmy cannibal.
Cacame has a beard more beardly than most dwarves.
It was fake, but you didn't notice that if you valued your- *CRUNCH*Cacame has a beard more beardly than most dwarves.
Cacame had a beard?!
What did we learn from this, kids?
What did we learn from this, kids?"Cacame is Bay12's Chuck Norris"
ITS INSIDE OF ME! THE MONKEY'S INSIDE OF ME! SOME ONE CUT ME OPEN! GET IT OUT!*slash*
All ways to read this thread are the correct ways.Correction:
"There is no right way to read this thread. But there is a wrong way. And you're doing it."
STOP CORRECTING YOURSELF!My mother was a Commodore 64, being recursive is a hereditary trait.
STOP CORRECTING YOURSELF!My mother was a Commodore 64, being recursive is a hereditary trait.
Also, with that, I have now entered the realm of artifact. This is an artifact girl. On the item is an image of an artifact girl.
I'll have you know that I got a malware warning from that site.hmm no hit from ESET but i'll take it down
Here's my newest contribution:
http://www.zelda-infinite.com/files/manga/
This thread is like the ULTIMATE derail. There is simply no way it could be more derailed than it is oh wait i'm helpingYou don't understand, it's not derailed, it's perfectly balanced on the rails. It's so much on the rails, it can't leave the rails now if we tried.
Nah. Insanity is only halfway through this. By the time you get to the end, you reach an entirely different state of conciousness.Zen? Martial trance?
Moods? Is this all one collective Artifact?
IncompleteEric Blank cancels strange mood: job item lost or destroyed.abominationartifact cancels being awesome: Strange mood
Incomplete artifact has stricken by a fey mood!
It needs a consistent train of thought, so no matter what its going to go insane(r) on this threadI don't understand what you're going on about, this has been one very long consistant train of thought. In fact I guarantee I can predict what is going to come next.
Why do we always single out Urist mcLyemaker for our random dorf calls? That guy must feel so horribly abused...Don't forget the Magnificent Dining Hall and tastefully arranged Drink.
Urist mcLyemaker has been ecstatic lately. He has sustained serious injuries recently. He has lost a spouse to tragedy recently. He has lost a pet to tragedy recently. He has been tortured for !!SCIENCE!! recently. He has been comforted by a lovely waterfall lately.
Well ok then!
Why do we always single out Urist mcLyemaker for our random dorf calls? That guy must feel so horribly abused...Don't forget the Magnificent Dining Hall and tastefully arranged Drink.
Urist mcLyemaker has been ecstatic lately. He has sustained serious injuries recently. He has lost a spouse to tragedy recently. He has lost a pet to tragedy recently. He has been tortured for !!SCIENCE!! recently. He has been comforted by a lovely waterfall lately.
Well ok then!
I've trained myself to hear the sound of footsteps on the landing outside my room even while gaming and listening to music under headphones.I started that about 7 years ago...
It gives me time to turn off the dirty pornography, you see.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/138751I can't believe the elf in a bear costume won. HERESY! BURN! BURN! Double Peg-legged Viking-Dwarf Nun With a Hook Hand (yes, that whole thing, every time) would have won if it were real!
Peg-Leg Pirate Battle-Nun is a GO!
Give it time. Everything comes with time.
Did you know that 82% of all statistics are made up on the spot?At least 85%
Did you know that 82% of all statistics are made up on the spot?Verify
Talking like that make me want to play The World Ends With YouQuickly!
also here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4)
Entirely unrelated:
This headset I'm wearing is so good. The bass is incredible and I can actually hear bits of the music that just aren't there on laptop speakers.
It's like my head is being pounded in by Disturbed. In a good way.
This thread has gotten off-topic.
Guys, you will not BELIEVE this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc
Entirely unrelated:
This headset I'm wearing is so good. The bass is incredible and I can actually hear bits of the music that just aren't there on laptop speakers.
It's like my head is being pounded in by Disturbed. In a good way.
*Raises his fist into the air violently, startling his roommate*
Tharwen are you an audiophile?
My only "wtf" was "They couldn't find better fake tongues?"
Then I became slightly annoyed at the fuzzy cuffs (which didn't lock, they just bent like pipe cleaners) and the cotton lace whip that she just flipped about. Amateurs... Need a braided leather whip, they're best used more as a lash where you just strike it over the flesh, instead of actually whipping like a bull whip. And those "cuffs". There are no words that can properly detail my disdain.
The entire thing is one big WTF moment.
What sick, perverted man does not take joy in rock and roll!?
I used to hate death metal and screamo. But I think you grow accustomed to it. Now I'm proud to say I appreciate just about everything except "Gangsta rap" (I like rap just not "sexed some biznitches, shot some hoes" stuff) and BrokeNCYDE. I cannot stand pretentious bands.Err... You do actually know what Screamo is, right?
The Beatles were screamo, I'm pretty sure. :PI used to hate death metal and screamo. But I think you grow accustomed to it. Now I'm proud to say I appreciate just about everything except "Gangsta rap" (I like rap just not "sexed some biznitches, shot some hoes" stuff) and BrokeNCYDE. I cannot stand pretentious bands.Err... You do actually know what Screamo is, right?
Best song of all time ever:Better song of all time ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJSZOreWm8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJSZOreWm8)
Don't sustain your notes so much. Play staccato instead of letting your notes ring out fully because as they decay they'll interfere with what you are playing and make it sound bad.Oh no, I mean in general. I don't know how to play an instrument.
At first, when I thought that was a real planet, I was a bit interested. Once I realized it was a game, I was enthralled. Upon seeing the flight mechanics, I fell in love and decided to marry this game engine instead. Sorry about that and thank you for your time. And now that I've seen the surface of the planet, I want to father this engine's children.You're perfect. I think this will work out after all.
No, without the hypotenuse, the standing leg will just fall over and, since it'd be in 2-d space, for all intents and purposes it'll just be one line.But then what will happen to the Y-axis?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?one/one/one/
Is your personality A. Square?
Don't confuse it with the blood. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.There is a very simple solution to your problem.
This just in: Badgers are actually a figment of your imagination! (http://[spoiler]http://i.cubeupload.com/sNyoCQ.png[/spoiler])Don't you mean... Optical Illuuusssioooonnsss (http://www.urealms.com/content.php?155)?
Best dnd campaign ever. too bad my badger never really existed...
But.. I.. Just..Can't..Stop...Don't confuse it with the blood. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.There is a very simple solution to your problem.
Don't get the taste in your mouth in the first place.
We're running a multiplayer fortress with DFterm. It suits our combined insanity that I and girlinhat are constantly bickering while nobody else seems more than mildly interesting.
!!dwarves!! are friends, not food! - Demonic chant.
1983: Four divers and a tender were killed on the Byford Dolphin semi-submersible, when a decompression chamber explosively decompressed from 9 atm to 1 atm in a fraction of a second. The diver nearest the chamber opening literally exploded just before his remains were ejected through a 24 in (60 cm) opening. The other divers' remains showed signs of boiled blood, unusually strong rigor mortis, large amounts of gas in the blood vessels, and scattered hemorrhages in the soft tissues.[117]
stitch the flesh together
stitch the flesh together
OMG Frankenstein mod!
Frankenstein monsters would require doctor skills to create. A butcher might get to make the parts, but the doctor puts it all together.
Frankenstein monsters would require doctor skills to create. A butcher might get to make the parts, but the doctor puts it all together.
Butcher for the lower forms, the more basic soldiers. Doctors for the higher, tougher forms.
No, as in adamantine axes grafted onto three hands and platinum crossbows grafted onto the other three, with smaller hands grafted behind them to reload and shoot them.
No, as in adamantine axes grafted onto three hands and platinum crossbows grafted onto the other three, with smaller hands grafted behind them to reload and shoot them.
With adamantine plating stitched into the skin?
No, as in adamantine axes grafted onto three hands and platinum crossbows grafted onto the other three, with smaller hands grafted behind them to reload and shoot them.
With adamantine plating stitched into the skin?
So we are excited about engineering a user-created creature that chews through most forgotten beasts with ease? And then setting it against our dwarfs? Interesting... your all a bunch of masochists, you know that right?
That word gives me the strangest mental image...
That's the whole point. To turn the entire world into one big dwarven BH-pFD/WH-pVE ship!You mean kinda like this? (http://www.watchcartoononline.com/invader-zim-episode-24-battle-of-the-planets)
I just learned something weird.
I knew Plump Helmets were giant mushrooms, but I was told they were as big as TVs.
I suppose, I assume we're using elves as fuel? Breed them and simply burn them?
I suppose, I assume we're using elves as fuel? Breed them and simply burn them?
Do you even know how an Alcubierre drive works?
They'd be the exotic matter with negative mass. Seriously, go look alcubierre drives on wikipedia.
We are the Dworfs. Existence, as you know it, is over. We will add your geological and mechanical distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.Quoted for the sigtext thread.
Awesome! I've been memorialized!We are the Dworfs. I bet you won't notice the change. We will add your geological and mechanical distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.Quoted for the sigtext thread.
Awesome! I've been memorialized!We are the Dworfs. I bet you won't notice the change. We will add your geological and mechanical distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.Quoted for the sigtext thread.
Too much? ???
Shit lads! We've been rumbled!
That's ok :)
It generally means that the person saying it has been caught doing the wrong thing I.E: altering quote and seeing if anyone would notice.
As for your song? I don't mind it. It's certainly... interesting, but it does have a number of redeeming features. :P
We already have orbbombsats. They're just not worth the effort, so of course their totally dwarfy.Well, dropping a tungsten crowbar from space has roughly the effect of a 50kg bomb due to kinect energy. One could assume a 70kg dwarf would have a decent effect. Times that by seven for a full payload and viola! Instant dwarven kinetic weapons.
trance for micro-managementBecause when I think of mashing the same two keys over and over, I think of hardcore techno music. How stupid do you-
StuffBecause when I think of mashing the same two keys over and over, I think of hardcore techno music. How stupid do you-
*tries it*
OH MY GOD IT WORKS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRF28GvoL7M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRF28GvoL7M)Damn, Japan. You crazy!
Your argument is invalid. Mr. Ando is a penguin.
Not so bad. I've seen much stranger in he-nevermind.Did you know the baby on the cover of Nevermind was actually swimming? I didn't know babies could swim...
Oh god what have I done I am a monster :'(
Remember: One merchant and one misplaced kill order is all it takes to kill the entire fortress. :P
Oh god what have I done I am a monster :'(
Remember: One merchant and one misplaced kill order is all it takes to kill the entire fortress. :P
But that removes my own justification for killing the Elves. I will not be held responsioble for killing them "cause I could". I much prefer a pretext.
Funny how you say "she" like it means something there.
What language is that?Funny how you say "she" like it means something there.
Usage of he/she thing is really alien for me actually, in my language there is no gender difference for that word.
What I meant was "I think that's a guy in a skirt". I'm still not sure they weren't all guys.
But that removes my own justification for killing the Elves. I will not be held responsioble for killing them "cause I could". I much prefer a pretext.
Bah. Pretext is for the weak. :P
http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-2345-discodesertI've always loved doing that.
Bug report!
Who is that band, anyway, Urk? Or rather, I know the name from the video, but I'd be interested in learning their history/demographic/genre/etc.
finnishMy god even your pop music sounds good.
word "hän" means he/she, there is no any gender differenceSpoiler (click to show/hide)
anyone else love how a thread that started out about a dick fb has got over 1000 replies and is now bearing no connection to the origional subject?
anyone else love how a thread that started out about a dick fb has got over 1000 replies and is now bearing no connection to the origional subject?
By saying that, the conversation has now gone back to having a connection. I hope your happy. >:( :P
the topic changed from FBs with webs to pancakes?
WTF?
These images make you want it...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/your-pancake-porn-for-the-day-sfw
Just admit it, YOU WANT IT!
you want it badly...
I'm still going to add those blueberries in the fridge to the next set of pancakes I make.These images make you want it...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/your-pancake-porn-for-the-day-sfw
Just admit it, YOU WANT IT!
you want it badly...
As someone with deep family roots in Vermont, I have to say there is way too much blueberry goup on that page. Syrup comes from boiling down maple sap, not from adding concentrated corn extract over sub-standard fruit.
anyone else love how a thread that started out about a dick fb has got over 1000 replies and is now bearing no connection to the origional subject?
2. http://leekspin.com/ (http://leekspin.com/) old but hereDid you know that this is originally part of the song from finnish folk band Loituma?
Nice it has the translation I've always wondered what they were saying.2. http://leekspin.com/ (http://leekspin.com/) old but hereDid you know that this is originally part of the song from finnish folk band Loituma?
If you have not seen original for some reason, civilize yourself now and check it out here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
...oh crap, now i got stuck to listening that thing over and over again, its like some invisible beast has squirted some kind of sticky web all over my brains ???
뿅쨍 got the 2018 Olympics! 떼헤밍욱! (I can't spell, alright?)Grats on that, by the way.
If all you're seeing is squares, tough. Install the east Asian fonts already :P
So... it's a Finnish polka about some hardcore teenage f***ing?2. http://leekspin.com/ (http://leekspin.com/) old but hereDid you know that this is originally part of the song from finnish folk band Loituma?
If you have not seen original for some reason, civilize yourself now and check it out here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
...oh crap, now i got stuck to listening that thing over and over again, its like some invisible beast has squirted some kind of sticky web all over my brains ???
뿅쨍 got the 2018 Olympics! 떼헤밍욱! (I can't spell, alright?)
If all you're seeing is squares, tough. Install the east Asian fonts already :P
No, seriously, the computer I'm using is displaying them with latin letters in them.
No, seriously, the computer I'm using is displaying them with latin letters in them.
You're not the only one.
No, seriously, the computer I'm using is displaying them with latin letters in them.
You're not the only one.
Yay! I'm not crazy! Well, at any rate, I'm not any crazier then I was earlier. :P
A dicto simpliciter ad dictum secundum quid."Where an acceptable exception is ignored".
DF players need a natural outlet. I can pretty much guarantee that those participating in this thread have experienced smoother, less chaotic forts. All of their chaotic neutral energy is directed at this thread, allowing their forts to thrive.please use insanity thread for smother more regular forts
I like Stephen Fry :3
DF players need a natural outlet. I can pretty much guarantee that those participating in this thread have experienced smoother, less chaotic forts. All of their chaotic neutral energy is directed at this thread, allowing their forts to thrive.
DF players need a natural outlet. I can pretty much guarantee that those participating in this thread have experienced smoother, less chaotic forts. All of their chaotic neutral energy is directed at this thread, allowing their forts to thrive.
Hm...I've been away for a bit too long.Like... new out of the box, or new to you? Either way, woo!
In other news, I just got myself a new NES, so I'm totally psyched.
All I have right now is Gradius,'cause I lent my other games out while I couldn't play them, but I'm getting really good at it.
Read to page 23, stopped, came to the end, read something THAT WAS ON TOPIC?!My sister was bitten by a moose.
What happened to this? It was going so well there in the middle bit...
My sister was bitten by a moose.Whoa.
I recently bought Audiosurf. I played Korn - Twisted Transistor, as it's one of my favorite songs, then an album by Say Anything, and then Dragonforce just for the lulz. I have now download the most recent DF Talk 15 and will attempt to play it.Have you attempted to play the DF song on it?
WARNING!
(http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14042015/images/1298688581937.jpg)
wasn't this originally about web FB's?
or is "Y" a transvestite? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THE LETTER "Y" A TRANSVESTITE? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!To be fair, Y would be bigendered (much different than bisexual) where Y feels the characteristics and thoughts of both a full vowel and a full consonant, leading Y to often switch from one to the other, depending on which set of feelings are more prominent at the time.
Badger - rape.
Koala bears.
Karnewarrior has been content lately. He has been saddened by a flailing thread recently. He sat on a fine floor recently. He was saddened by Lack of responses recently. He menaces with spikes of loser.fixed.
Depression... I killed five gold skultullas, got a bunch of stuff, and made some progress in the Spirit Temple, then my game up and froze on me...Emulator? Because I still got my N64 and it runs as strong as it ever did.
From my stay at the thunderegg days festival with my grandparents I collected many fine stone specimens, including white>red rough plume agate and some dark green jasper, and some pale mint-green jasper. Helped the old man that gave me a ride dig a massive chunk of the agate out of the middle of the road, from whence the jasper came. Next year I intend to bring a rock hammer and use what i learned to collect far better specimens that I can cut and shape.
I also spent a long while talking to an older geologist who told me quite a bit about the stones he'd found around this area and even gave me a fist-sized chunk of steely galena. It's apparently some sort of mixture of galena and sphalerite. dark greyish blue with green-brown areas and really shiny bits in it, probably crystals of one of the metals in it.
And of course I took pictures of the dick statue...
Not all girls are freaks...Yeah but dwarves are.
At least we're both adults though so it would be legal.Y'see, the opposite applies to me. I don't know about legality but it would be incredibly sketchy to be sharing a sixteen year old girl's pics with people I don't actually know personally.
huh huh i c wut u did tharstatuesque penispenis statue
The hell have I been reading for the past half hour?Art.
How do i shot web?I believe in the "gameplay questions" there's a giant, 3-eyed panda with a Red Diamond shell and cryo-breath.
(http://i55.tinypic.com/11ttz6a.png)
Can anyone post something stranger?
and btw... is it blind? then it's easy to kill and get lots of expensive food/bones?
Can i capture and use it as a GCS? Can i wave it's webs? like... woodpecker silk clothes.......
Necro and his magma-spam likely have you beat.
Miners are generally amazing like that. They tend to run around screaming madly at the sight of a goblin, then turn and hack an arm off, and continue running, never stopping the screaming. What was the FB made of? Snow is lol-worthy, steel is more impressive.
A H, if it's not a vowel AN does not apply.No, I think he had it right. When you say H you don't say "H" you say the word aitch which starts with a vowel.
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It's a tumor~
Ha, ha. I am 100% certain it is not, in fact, a trap.
Also I used that exact quote in a different context in a conversation with her and she didn't get it. Oh well.
Remalle, I......
I want you to meet someone:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Heard the news earlier. Not concerned, just another celebrity. I'll cry when a child is born in Africa with AIDs because their parents don't believe in viruses, only evil spirits. Funny how more than half the population of the world, including large portions of every 1st world country, still thinks like that.They fucking SUFFOCATED?
I'm crying now...
Yay, kittens!
Eric Blank cancels crying: loves cats for their humanity.
Wish my cat was smart enough to have cleaned her kittens. They all suffocated because she just wont wash them... Then she didn't wash her own ass for a week.
Yep. You have to wash the mucus and crap off their faces because it initially covers their mouth and nose.Heard the news earlier. Not concerned, just another celebrity. I'll cry when a child is born in Africa with AIDs because their parents don't believe in viruses, only evil spirits. Funny how more than half the population of the world, including large portions of every 1st world country, still thinks like that.They fucking SUFFOCATED?
I'm crying now...
Yay, kittens!
Eric Blank cancels crying: loves cats for their humanity.
Wish my cat was smart enough to have cleaned her kittens. They all suffocated because she just wont wash them... Then she didn't wash her own ass for a week.
My cat had that problem during her first pregnancy, so we had to do it ourselves to "teach her". We did however, lose one kitten. Not sure if it was a stillborn or if it suffocated. We found it lying in a pool of blood in a drawer box under a bed. At least she and we have learned from last time. Two healthy kittens and possibly more to come.Yep. You have to wash the mucus and crap off their faces because it initially covers their mouth and nose.Heard the news earlier. Not concerned, just another celebrity. I'll cry when a child is born in Africa with AIDs because their parents don't believe in viruses, only evil spirits. Funny how more than half the population of the world, including large portions of every 1st world country, still thinks like that.They fucking SUFFOCATED?
I'm crying now...
Yay, kittens!
Eric Blank cancels crying: loves cats for their humanity.
Wish my cat was smart enough to have cleaned her kittens. They all suffocated because she just wont wash them... Then she didn't wash her own ass for a week.
Birthing is a brutal process. The "miracle of life and childbearing" only came about after drugs. Before then it was "OH HELL KILL ME NOW THIS HURTS!"
There is more than one kind of trap, however. Make sure that you're careful. Trust no one. Use mirrors to look around corners before you turn them. And above all, lock your doors and sleep with a bludgeoning weapon.Two katanas and uncountable knives within 3 feet of my bed good?
Birthing is a brutal process. The "miracle of life and childbearing" only came about after drugs. Before then it was "OH HELL KILL ME NOW THIS HURTS!"
And that's why men instinctively like women with larger hips.
Then why do I like women with larger hips?
Birthing is a brutal process. The "miracle of life and childbearing" only came about after drugs. Before then it was "OH HELL KILL ME NOW THIS HURTS!"
And that's why men instinctively like women with larger hips.
Nothing to do with the fact that they show that a girl has passed puberty?Then why do I like women with larger hips?
Your instinct is broken.
I'm always surprised how many people will use ☼ but not use ‼ Alt+19 gives you proper ‼Fire‼ icons. Similarly, Alt 1, Alt 240, Alt 11, Alt 12, and Alt 224 will give you some familiar results. This is all assuming that you're using Windows and have proper Unicode. ☺≡♂♀α
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Character_tableDanke
The bottom number is the alt code.
Yo dawg, I herd you liked derailment, so I derailed your derailment so we can derail while we derail!...They probably taste better.
Here's a mindscrew:
Dwarves live underground. They grow food underground. They search for metals and gems underground...They have animals that live above ground.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Kerbal Space Program. (http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/download.php) Pretty fun.Did you play back during vanilla? Back when the only horde AH was in Org? Oh god, it was horrible. But IF was even worse. I'd go there and regularly have like 5 frames per minute or worse.
And actually I have been using the SAS. Multiple actually, dunno if that actually helps. the bottom heavy thing also comes into play.
In unrelated news, Stormwind sucks because the population is immense at all hours and crashes WoW for me and my dwarves are stupid and can't defeat an army of trolls 10 times their size, twice their number, and with superior gear. Even when legendary and with masterwork steel equipment.
Also, cats!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Kerbal Space Program. (http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/download.php) Pretty fun.Did you play back during vanilla? Back when the only horde AH was in Org? Oh god, it was horrible. But IF was even worse. I'd go there and regularly have like 5 frames per minute or worse.
And actually I have been using the SAS. Multiple actually, dunno if that actually helps. the bottom heavy thing also comes into play.
In unrelated news, Stormwind sucks because the population is immense at all hours and crashes WoW for me and my dwarves are stupid and can't defeat an army of trolls 10 times their size, twice their number, and with superior gear. Even when legendary and with masterwork steel equipment.
Also, cats!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, YAY! KITTIES!
I certainly would not enjoy a train ride like that. Could hit a black bear and suddenly BLOOD EVERYWHERE. And possibly damage to the train if it was a particularly heavy-set bear.I think the bear's more likely to hijack the train. That BLOOD EVERYWHERE isn't bear blood...
This thead is inanely off-topic. I'm sick of seeing it in my "replies to your post".Solution: None.
This thread has been going for eighty-four fucking pages, like hell it's just going to stop.
This is the biggest derail thread I've seen. I wonder when the almighty TOOOOAAAAAD will find out about it?
As a show of good faith and shameless plugging let's discuss my Youtube video I recently rediscovered. Warning:It's terrible, and not in a good way. Just bad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxmd2aYZHhA)I just have to say that this is brilliant. The dog, the enormous eyebrows (glorious eyebrows), the basement, the CUPS. That was probably my favorite part. "And he's holding... a cup. Which represents..." The entire playback of skankyleg. Glorious highschool video cameras, how horrid you are...
Direct all criticisms here, if you do not wish to grant that abomination's page the semblance of life.
This thread is now about METAHL! What's your favourite kind? I quite like STEEEEELL!Platinum, Bro.
This thread is now about METAHL! What's your favourite kind? I quite like STEEEEELL!IRON!!!!!
http://www.skirtfulloffire.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ScannersExplodingHead.gif
Just rewatched Evangelion 1.01 and watched 2.02 in a marathon, and I believe that sums up how I feel right now.
I'm never getting to sleep tonight.
I had to stop at the autotune.
I had to stop at the autotune.
If you wish to see cancer Jesus destroy the Jonas Brothers ripoffs with face lasers, go through the autotune to about 0:45.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=801hQq_vJXQ
Derailing with "Fans".
I just remembered something awesome. It's possible to make a lightbulb out of a pickle. I'm so going to try this when I have the time.
Master Cat; or, The Booted Cat" (early French: Le Maistre Chat, ou Le Chat Botté), commonly known as "Puss in Boots", is a French literary fairy tale about a cat who uses trickery and deceit to gain power
A reasonably sized submarine with a chance to take root if it washes ashore. :PI want a submarine plant now.
I would love to have a remote-controlled potato submarine. with a very small camera...
gah managed to choke on my cereal
Ever heard of a show on cartoon network called almost naked animals? It's really funny.Cartoon network is retarded now it used to be an ok network but now im like all WTF?!?!?! MUST USE MAGMA!
Found one of my kittens cold and in rigor mortis under my bed with no apparent sign of the cause today. :'(
Last year, a white kitten was a stillborn. This year, a black kitten doesn't even grow 4 weeks old. Why Armok? Why won't you allow homozygotes?
Where is our protection, Scamps?!
My cat died a few weeks ago. It's amazing how stiff the bodies go...
My friends found a tiny ginger kitten in a raspberry bush in their garden. has about 4 extra "fingers" and has been miss sexed 3 times but is very cute.Pics?
I can cross one eye. I'm currently attemting to teach myself how to look in two different directions, i.e. left w/ left eye & right w/ right eye. I've made more progress than I originally thought I would. Maybe that's why my eyes are so screwed up and weak...I knew someone that could do that too. Yeah, it's probably messing up your vision if you do it all the time.
This was a triumph.I'm making a note here huge success
it's hard to overstate how old this meme isThis was a triumph.I'm making a note here huge success
Yeah, but it's fun. Plus I finally got my hands on another copy of Portal 2 (thank you gamefly!) so I beat it yesterday.it's hard to overstate how old this meme isThis was a triumph.I'm making a note here huge success
Sheber Kalaykalayder! Your skills as a trader are terrible!
Well actually the fucking merchants wanted upwards of a 100☼ profit on the trade! Ridiculous! If it wouldn't cause a loyalty cascade, I'd have killed them.
Cobalds are ridiculously complicated to start a fort with. Their leader, the regic, is the only noble that makes mandates (but all nobles work), but is also there form the start. It can become very dangerous as cobalds also have a notoriously short temper when made nobles and within minutes of election (which occurs every season or something like that...) the will become unhappy, or worse.
I need to fix this.
Luckily it's the Keeper that is responsible for trade, bookkeeping, and management.
@GormGood to know. Too bad for the troll, he never found out how to get down again. Should have dodged those crossbow bolts I guess (but not into the 50 z-level dump chute in the middle).
it's a feature, creatures can dodge up z levels when they are attacked.
Thats... interesting?He never was in the cavern. My fortress is down there (cavern challenge lite, kind of) and the trolls came with a siege of goblins. And yes, while the goblins all rode giant cave swallows or jabberers the trolls did not have mounts. During the siege the trolls stayed on the surface at first while the gobbos were awaited by my military in the caverns. After the first onslaught I checked the entrance and found the troll stuck on the wall. Had I not been distracted by the massacre down below, I might have witnessed what happened to him.
how the hell DID he get up there from the caverns? Trolls dont come with giant cave swallows as mounts...
Due to the massive derail, and since I might as well, I present to you...
Italian Spiderman! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU&feature=channel_video_titleSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Well, since I read the first 20 or so pages, I thought I should at least contribute...
Why the hell is this thread still happening?
Why the hell is this thread still happening?That is the NEW strangest shit ever.
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But...Satan wears red, doesn't he?He wears red to decieve you! YOU'RE GOING TO GEHENOM!
Yeah, check it out: http://images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=917&q=satan+red&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g5g-m3&aql=&oq=#hl=en&gbv=2&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=satan&oq=satan&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=6597l6597l0l6727l1l0l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=61a5465895d2e814&biw=1920&bih=917
Either red or tinted red on the majority of the pictures.
which is indeed a small number compared to A(g64,g64) (http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/2317.html)
I first read this topic about a month or so ago, when it was 8 pages long. I glanced at it today, 28. What the hell is wrong with us Bay12'ers? A topic was made that got derailed about 20 times in the first week and then became the defining symbol of derailment. OH, AND IT IS STILL GOING! All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality indeed.So you have 50 pages as well?
What the hell is wrong with us Bay12'ers? A topic was made that got derailed about 20 times in the first week and then became the defining symbol of derailment.I'm not sure if this is sig worthy or not. my first thout is that it is but I'm not sure. Thoughts?
Damn, I didn't think that picture was still floating around... That's back when I dyed my hair, you can tell by the eyebrows that the blonde isn't totally natural. I'm still fairly light-headed, just not platinum blonde.Spoiler: The First Image in a Google Search for Girlinhat (click to show/hide)
Are you mayhap trying to pull our collective legs?Damn, I didn't think that picture was still floating around... That's back when I dyed my hair, you can tell by the eyebrows that the blonde isn't totally natural. I'm still fairly light-headed, just not platinum blonde.Spoiler: The First Image in a Google Search for Girlinhat (click to show/hide)
Damn, I didn't think that picture was still floating around... That's back when I dyed my hair, you can tell by the eyebrows that the blonde isn't totally natural. I'm still fairly light-headed, just not platinum blonde.Spoiler: The First Image in a Google Search for Girlinhat (click to show/hide)
I just saw a car with the custom plate "BLKMESA".
I don't know about you guys but I'm using this thread as a repository for my thoughts.Too little Comic Conventions.
Apparently my mom thinks comic conventions = fetish orgies. Too much CSI?
Really? I'm just sort of using this thread as a storage facility for all of my random findings as I travel the internet.
Onok Ducimkab has been unhappy lately. He has lost a father to tragedy recently. He has lost a sibling to tragedy recently. He has lost a mother to tragedy recently. He has witnessed death. He choked on dust underground lately. He sustained major injuries recently.
Maybe there was a sock with his name on it somewhere far away from home?
Also, how many dwarfs you had there? 344? Are you playing on some kind of top secret NASA computer!? :D
Also, how many dwarfs you had there? 344? Are you playing on some kind of top secret NASA computer!? :DPerhaps he has some spare computers? Dibs on the first three.
Considering DF isn't multithreaded a supercomputer wouldn't run it all that much better than a normal one.