Post by: Jacos on April 22, 2011, 11:25:52 am
User 1: What would Urist do if he was hungry and saw a kitten?
User 2: Shout "Dinner!"
What would a Dwarf do if he was told to mine the last piller holding up a mountain?
User 3: Destroy it, everything will work out fine.
What would a Dwarf do if...
You get the idea, so..
What would Urist do if his pet cat died?
Post by: Angel Of Death on April 22, 2011, 11:27:28 am
What would Urist do if his family died?
Post by: katana on April 22, 2011, 11:33:51 am
What would urist do if her arms were cut off?
Post by: Angel Of Death on April 22, 2011, 12:18:36 pm
What would Urist do if the miner shattered his spine with a pick?
Post by: NightS on April 22, 2011, 01:09:36 pm
What would Urist do if ordered to attack a caravan guard from the mountainhome?
Post by: Angel Of Death on April 22, 2011, 01:29:13 pm
WWUD if his kids were going to be burned alive?
Post by: Ancre on April 22, 2011, 01:32:18 pm
WWUD if no booze was available ?
Post by: NightS on April 22, 2011, 01:35:24 pm
WWUD if he is shot by an elf (civilian Urist)?
Post by: Oliolli on April 22, 2011, 01:39:19 pm
WWUD if he were on fire?
Post by: njero on April 22, 2011, 01:39:51 pm
WWUD if he found an unclaimed !!SOCK!!?
Post by: Jeoshua on April 22, 2011, 01:43:18 pm
WWUD if a Goblin party killed their leader on the front doorstep?
Post by: Uristocrat on April 22, 2011, 01:55:29 pm
Run, pick it up, place it into his Dresser (which becomes a !!DRESSER!!), then goes to Rest from being horribly burned.
WWUD if a Goblin party killed their leader on the front doorstep?
Run for mayor and mandate the construction of rabbit bone crowns!
WWUD if drafted and ordered to invade hell?
Post by: NightS on April 22, 2011, 02:01:32 pm
WWUD if he was a ghost?
Post by: Dutchling on April 22, 2011, 02:07:12 pm
WWUD if he sees and annoying acquaintance?
Post by: Deon on April 22, 2011, 02:13:14 pm
WWUD if she gave birth to twin baby twins?
Post by: Darvi on April 22, 2011, 02:18:33 pm
WWUD if MAGMAAAA!
Post by: Deon on April 22, 2011, 02:25:42 pm
WWUD if he lost a hand.
Post by: NightS on April 22, 2011, 02:30:34 pm
WWUD if he hadnt got legs nor arms?
Post by: Dutchling on April 22, 2011, 02:49:44 pm
WWUD if he became the overlord
Post by: NightS on April 22, 2011, 03:04:37 pm
WWUD if he was in a mood?
Post by: Jeoshua on April 22, 2011, 03:10:45 pm
WWUD when he then became the mayor?
Post by: Draxis on April 22, 2011, 03:43:41 pm
WWUD if he played Dwarf Fortress?
Post by: Jeoshua on April 22, 2011, 04:07:53 pm
WWUD if he wasn't actually insane?
Post by: Ancre on April 22, 2011, 05:00:07 pm
WWUD if he walled himself on the wrong side of the wall ?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 22, 2011, 06:12:15 pm
He would then be the dwarf who's chased down by the other, insane dwarves.Nothing.
WWUD if he walled himself on the wrong side of the wall ?
What would Urist do if he saw a large firestorm coming his way?
Post by: peterix on April 22, 2011, 06:16:18 pm
Casually grab a beer and watch the show.He would then be the dwarf who's chased down by the other, insane dwarves.Nothing.
WWUD if he walled himself on the wrong side of the wall ?
What would Urist do if he saw a large firestorm coming his way?
What would Urist do if he ran into a friendly GCS deep in the caverns?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 22, 2011, 09:07:25 pm
Third one in a row: Either nothing, or grab a beer and watch.Casually grab a beer and watch the show.He would then be the dwarf who's chased down by the other, insane dwarves.Nothing.
WWUD if he walled himself on the wrong side of the wall ?
What would Urist do if he saw a large firestorm coming his way?
What would Urist do if he ran into a friendly GCS deep in the caverns?
Post by: du3lingdragon on April 22, 2011, 09:32:55 pm
What would Urist do if he found an elf-HFS hybrid that couldnt be burned, drowned, or trapped?
Post by: anon_outlaw on April 22, 2011, 10:05:12 pm
WWUD if there really was just a cold draft and didn't mind being in the milta?
Post by: Uristocrat on April 23, 2011, 01:33:32 am
wrestle to break all it's limbs, rip of its ears and beat it with them till Urist dies of hunger and thirst.
WWUD if there really was just a cold draft and didn't mind being in the milta?
Get killed by a bronze colossus wielding a +Pig Tail Sock+
WWUD if surrounded by not-yet adopted !!cats!! and he liked them for their aloofness?
Post by: Asmageddon on April 23, 2011, 01:56:35 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he saw an elf drinking beer stronger than his own?
Post by: NightS on April 23, 2011, 02:40:11 am
WWUD if he was in left4dead?
Post by: Jeoshua on April 23, 2011, 02:42:57 am
WWUD if a Forgotten Beast made of Booze came to the back door of the fort?
BUT! It had a syndrome.
Post by: NightS on April 23, 2011, 03:31:28 am
WWUD if he found a masterwork cotton candy longsword in some mysterious ruins under the fortress?
Post by: Ancre on April 23, 2011, 04:44:19 am
WWUD if he was a caravan merchant ?
Post by: Oliolli on April 23, 2011, 05:07:09 am
WWUD if an flying adamantine forgotten beast with an undirected cave-in dust breath attack came in through the back door?
Post by: NightS on April 23, 2011, 05:52:42 am
WWUS if he was a forgotten beast made of booze?
Post by: Dutchling on April 23, 2011, 06:58:39 am
WWUD if he drinks himself :P
Post by: NightS on April 23, 2011, 07:01:54 am
WWUD if he was a pig tail sock?
Post by: fallofthechosen on April 23, 2011, 07:42:08 am
WWUD if the fortress was down to their last plump helmet and a caravan just arrived?
Post by: noodle0117 on April 23, 2011, 09:07:33 am
WWUD if he grew attached to a wooden training sword?
Post by: NobodyPro on April 23, 2011, 10:00:55 am
WWUD if he was a Plump Helmet Man?
Post by: Crazy Cow on April 23, 2011, 10:09:28 am
WWUD if he were playing Dwarf Fortress?
Post by: Dutchling on April 23, 2011, 02:29:38 pm
Eat himself.
WWUD if he were playing Dwarf Fortress?
commit digital suicide
WWUD if he had a severe case of third toe, left foot necrosis?
Post by: ArKFallen on April 23, 2011, 03:13:08 pm
commit digital suicideHe'd lay in the hospital bed for a year and marry the doctor.
WWUD if he had a severe case of third toe, left foot necrosis?
WWUD if magmamen attacked his family?
Post by: Icee77 on April 23, 2011, 05:12:50 pm
WWUD if he is a soap maker?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 23, 2011, 05:28:08 pm
great now i don't get a turn. Ah wellWhaa...? Whoops. :-[
Set a shrine and call it his idol.Why do I get all of the "Nothing"s?
WWUD if he is a soap maker?
What would Urist do if he had nothing to do?
Post by: Darvi on April 23, 2011, 05:37:54 pm
WWUD if he struck Adamantine?
Post by: Jeoshua on April 23, 2011, 06:30:53 pm
WWUD if he just embarked onto a world turned upside down, caverns on the surface?
Post by: IT 000 on April 23, 2011, 07:47:32 pm
WWUD if a dwarf drank some !!WATER!!
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 23, 2011, 07:54:11 pm
WWUD if a bronze colossus challenged him to a fistfight?
Post by: ArKFallen on April 23, 2011, 11:33:28 pm
WWUD if he saw a gremlin in a room full of levers that control the !!plumbing!! ?
Post by: Jacob/Lee on April 23, 2011, 11:37:05 pm
WWUD if he was told to fight all the demons alone, armed with a sock?
Post by: ArKFallen on April 23, 2011, 11:38:48 pm
WWUD if he discovered a (Edit:)Hostile GCS?
Post by: apella on April 24, 2011, 03:37:20 am
WWUD if he was asked to pick one animal to join him on a new embark?
Post by: Darvi on April 24, 2011, 05:16:15 am
WWUD if he was a party person?
Post by: noodle0117 on April 24, 2011, 07:09:14 am
WWUD if he accidentally dodged into a 50 z-level deep pit?
Post by: peterix on April 24, 2011, 08:26:49 am
He'd Cancel drink, going to partyPaint the grand hall on the bottom of the pit red.
WWUD if he accidentally dodged into a 50 z-level deep pit?
WWUD if he suddenly gained true intelligence as opposed to the silly game AI?
Post by: NobodyPro on April 24, 2011, 10:12:16 am
WWUD if she became a quadriplegic?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 24, 2011, 10:49:06 am
Leave.Nothing. Fourth time, too.
WWUD if she became a quadriplegic?
What would Urist do if Cog killed Urist's pet peahen, who was sitting on a nestbox?
Post by: anon_outlaw on April 24, 2011, 11:17:50 am
WWUD if the raws were duplicated?
Post by: PotatoLord on April 24, 2011, 01:56:04 pm
WWUD if he found a room filled with unmarked levers?
Post by: xcrissxcrossx on April 24, 2011, 02:00:08 pm
Eat wagon meat and sleep on Cave Wheat beds.
WWUD if he found a room filled with unmarked levers?
Suddenly become enraged and pull every single one multiple times.
QQUD if he was fishing in a river full of carp?
Post by: PCpaste on April 24, 2011, 02:17:19 pm
What would Urist do if presented with a new hat whilst his is on fire and nearly a xHatx?
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 24, 2011, 02:37:28 pm
WWUD if a panda man was the general of the goblins?
Post by: ArKFallen on April 24, 2011, 02:47:48 pm
WWUD if he saw a horde of rhesus macaque in the booze stockpile?
Post by: PCpaste on April 24, 2011, 05:13:16 pm
But then he would see the monkey, and he would run.
What would Urist do if he was told to put a goblin snatcher into a pit of badgers?
Post by: IT 000 on April 24, 2011, 05:59:24 pm
WWUD if he saw an elf drinking booze?
Post by: PotatoLord on April 24, 2011, 06:08:44 pm
WWUD if he dug into the magma sea?
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 24, 2011, 06:10:44 pm
WWUD if goblins stole his beard?
Post by: Flying Dice on April 24, 2011, 08:02:31 pm
WWUD if he was living in a peaceful, happy fortress with plentiful supplies?
Post by: ArKFallen on April 24, 2011, 09:30:11 pm
WWUD if he led an expedition, and encounters the legendary acid rain?
Post by: IT 000 on April 24, 2011, 09:35:31 pm
WWUD if he was about to be crushed by a drawbridge?
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 24, 2011, 09:46:52 pm
WWUD if Armok himself appeared before him?
Post by: PCpaste on April 24, 2011, 11:56:34 pm
What would Urist McBaron do if he saw that the legendary engraver has a better room then him?
Post by: noodle0117 on April 25, 2011, 12:26:44 pm
WWUD if he was splashing around in a puddle of 1/7 water?
Post by: abadidea on April 25, 2011, 03:12:16 pm
He'd try to demand a better room himself, but when that obviously doesn't work, he just calls in a few extra hammers on said engraver so that he could never engrave again.
WWUD if he was splashing around in a puddle of 1/7 water?
Drown.
What would Urist do if she embarked at one of Armok's Whiskers? (the cotton candy surface pipes)
Post by: alcohol_dependent on April 25, 2011, 03:23:13 pm
What would Urist do if she embarked at one of Armok's Whiskers? (the cotton candy surface pipes)
Admire its wondrous height, then dig straight down to the bottom.
What would Urist McFarmer do if the fort lived on quarry leaf syrup roasts, but he forgot to plant quarry bushes for the past 3 seasons?
Post by: warhammer651 on April 25, 2011, 03:51:47 pm
WWUD if he encountered a Fluffy wambler that menaced with spike of cute?
Post by: abadidea on April 25, 2011, 04:23:59 pm
What would Urist do if she got married in the middle of fighting off a siege?
Post by: IT 000 on April 25, 2011, 04:38:08 pm
WWUD if he went to Dwarf heaven?
Post by: aklyatne on April 25, 2011, 04:43:35 pm
WWUD if given your keyboard?
Post by: IT 000 on April 25, 2011, 04:45:36 pm
WWUD if he was attacked by Bogeymen?
Post by: Avo on April 25, 2011, 04:55:32 pm
Assign you to pull the lever.
WWUD if he was attacked by Bogeymen?
Urist would proceed to strike at them with his crossbow.
What would Urist do if his kidneys were removed?
Post by: aklyatne on April 25, 2011, 05:00:21 pm
WWUD if his liver was removed?
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 25, 2011, 05:40:01 pm
WWUD if he was struck by a fey mood while on fire?
Post by: Jeoshua on April 25, 2011, 05:44:48 pm
It menaces with spikes of !!SILK!!
WWUD if HFS turned out to be empty?
Post by: PCpaste on April 25, 2011, 05:48:09 pm
What would Urist do if he was gifted the knowledge of making wooden armor and weapons?
Post by: PotatoLord on April 25, 2011, 06:03:02 pm
WWUD if he was staring down a goblin siege alone?
Post by: ArKFallen on April 25, 2011, 07:09:01 pm
What Would Urist Do if he was a professional poet?
Post by: alcohol_dependent on April 25, 2011, 07:21:44 pm
He'd pull his kitten leather helm over his ears and charge it with a shield
What Would Urist Do if he was a professional poet?
Seize a workshop, demand wooden wafers, go berserk.
WWUD if he learned to extract aluminum from bauxite?
Post by: IT 000 on April 25, 2011, 08:03:19 pm
WWUD if he had a pair of +Obsidian Sunglasses+?
Post by: Angel Of Death on April 25, 2011, 08:06:00 pm
WWUD if he was intelligent?
Post by: Flying Dice on April 25, 2011, 08:12:01 pm
WWUD if he saw a refreshing barrel of booze half a mile away, was dying of thirst, and had a stream right next to him?
Post by: Angel Of Death on April 25, 2011, 08:15:54 pm
WWUD if he struck METAL!?
Post by: Dakk on April 25, 2011, 08:41:44 pm
WWUD if he was in the middle of an elf siege and a HFS breach?
Post by: PCpaste on April 25, 2011, 08:48:07 pm
What would Urist do if he was the cheif medical dwarf during a tantrum spiral resulting from an invasion?
(His name is Urist, not Uist, I fixed it.)
Post by: breadbocks on April 25, 2011, 09:32:42 pm
WWUDI she was alone in a fort and wanted to stay alone?
Post by: Oliolli on April 26, 2011, 12:02:00 am
WWUDI she discovered how to process uranium?
Post by: Azated on April 26, 2011, 12:55:13 am
She would be The Original Urist.
WWUDI she discovered how to process uranium?
She would be The Only Urist.
WWUDI She became an elf.
Post by: NewsMuffin on April 26, 2011, 02:06:44 am
WWUD if she gave birth to quadruplets while fighting HFS?
Post by: drkpaladin on April 26, 2011, 04:33:38 am
Die horribly from self inflicted magma burns.
WWUD if she gave birth to quadruplets while fighting HFS?
Use two of them as shields, and then tantrum and throw the other two plus assorted body parts fluffly wambler style and defeat the HFS. She'd feel better about throwing something and taking joy in slaughter afterwards.
WWUD if his spouse just dropped a litter of kids during combat and proceeded to do the above?
Post by: PCpaste on April 26, 2011, 12:03:18 pm
What would Urist do if there was a Lynx?
Post by: bremarv on April 26, 2011, 04:54:09 pm
What would Urist do if there was a Lynx?
Build an elaborate machine to catch it, then pull the wrong lever and drown the fort in magma.
WWUD if there was no magma?
Post by: Jeoshua on April 26, 2011, 05:26:59 pm
WWUD if Kobolds, Goblins, Humans, and a Megabeast showed up at the exact same time, and they were all pissed?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 26, 2011, 05:55:02 pm
Use the blood of elves in his megaproject, instead.Most likely, like all of my others, nothing. The factions would attack and kill one another; the remaining one would either limp off or be weak enough for the militia to easily exterminate. Plus, Urist isn't completely certain what the concept of "deadly danger stay inside" is.
WWUD if Kobolds, Goblins, Humans, and a Megabeast showed up at the exact same time, and they were all pissed?
What would Urist do if he was locked into a perfectly safe room, with limitless supplies of the best roasts and sunshine?
Post by: Jeoshua on April 26, 2011, 06:09:15 pm
WWUD if the King died on his front doorstep, one moment from the fort becomming a Kingdom?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 26, 2011, 09:13:47 pm
Go stark raving mad when he couldn't find the necessary pieces for the artifact mood he would inevitably go into, and starve to death amongst that plethora of provisions.Nothing. Why would he care? All nobles are the same.
WWUD if the King died on his front doorstep, one moment from the fort becomming a Kingdom?
What would Urist do if he kept getting nothing?
Post by: Satarus on April 27, 2011, 12:31:50 pm
WWUD if a baron came to the fort whose only hard mandate is to make puzzleboxes.
Post by: ArKFallen on April 27, 2011, 12:34:51 pm
WWUD if he/she became the Monarch of the Goblins?
Post by: abadidea on April 27, 2011, 12:51:26 pm
He'd make exactly one puzzlebox and proceed to beat the baron to death with it.
WWUD if he/she became the Monarch of the Goblins?
Teach them the refined ethics of "Murder is not a personal matter, unless alcohol or kittens are involved."
What would Urist do if she was promoted to baroness from the rabble?
Post by: Satarus on April 27, 2011, 05:04:04 pm
WWUD if her only son was killed during a training accident involving wooden training spears and a lever set to repeat.
Post by: Devling on April 27, 2011, 06:42:58 pm
WWUD if all the kittens were killed in a magma accident and he was the bucther?
Post by: Philosoraptor on April 27, 2011, 07:06:00 pm
WWUD if it was his best friend?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 28, 2011, 05:49:52 am
WWUD is his artifact was stolen by a kobold?
Post by: NightS on April 28, 2011, 03:40:40 pm
WWUD if he hadnt got anywhere to suicide while being struck by melancholy
Post by: Ancre on April 28, 2011, 05:12:16 pm
WWUD if there was no dining room ?
Post by: Devling on April 28, 2011, 06:08:52 pm
WWUD if he was the last dwarf alive on earth?
Post by: noodle0117 on April 29, 2011, 12:14:36 am
What would Urist do if he woke up one day and found himself as tall as a human?
Post by: lukasrygh23 on April 29, 2011, 10:56:54 am
WWUDI He had the power to punch megabeasts 150 tiles away?
Post by: carebear on April 29, 2011, 11:20:32 am
WWUD if the mayor mandates production of toy forges?
Post by: Asmageddon on April 29, 2011, 12:00:47 pm
WWUD if she gave birth to an elf?
Post by: Scaraban on April 29, 2011, 12:16:03 pm
WWUD if she was a suspended (projectile) for years and suddenly regains animation?
Post by: Asmageddon on April 29, 2011, 12:25:57 pm
WWUD if he got a modern-day bazooka with 100 missiles?
Post by: ArKFallen on April 29, 2011, 12:29:31 pm
WWUD if he/she became Monarch of the Elves?
Post by: Uristocrat on April 29, 2011, 01:06:19 pm
WWUD if he found some elf leather and yellow diamonds?
Post by: PCpaste on May 01, 2011, 06:42:23 pm
What would Urist do if he was making an artifact and his clothes were made of the material that he needs, and there's none anyplace else?
Post by: Philosoraptor on May 02, 2011, 12:04:07 am
WWUD if he felt some sort of emotional response to having killed his best friend the legendary cook?
Post by: DuckPolice on May 02, 2011, 12:18:43 am
WWUD if he somehow manage to escape the grid and be hired for a lower management position at walmart?
Post by: PCpaste on May 02, 2011, 12:35:08 am
What would Urist do if he was told to make something without a 3x3 or 5x5 square workspace?
Post by: Xvareon on May 03, 2011, 01:14:58 am
What would be the first quest Urist would create if he was a D&D Dungeon Master?
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on May 03, 2011, 01:43:52 am
What would Urist do if he were in a competition with a steam-driven tunnel-digging machine?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 03, 2011, 02:42:04 am
What would Urist McEngraver do if he was told to mine out his one and only masterwork engraving?
Post by: Uristocrat on May 03, 2011, 03:51:31 am
What would Urist McEngraver do if he was told to mine out his one and only masterwork engraving?
Do it and then punch the mayor in the face and sulk until the masterwork native platinum statue in the dining room cheered him up.
WWUD if he was made the head of an IRL manufacturing worker's union?
Post by: PCpaste on May 03, 2011, 07:43:42 am
What would Urist do if he discovered the secret of how the stonecrafters create the Tardus-like pots?
Shame on you if you actually need what's in this spoiler.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Maklak on May 03, 2011, 01:27:39 pm
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=984
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 03, 2011, 04:10:15 pm
Urist would demand ungodly ammounts of doors be made, and thus driving the price of doors down to cheaper then a box of name-brand cerial.Nothing. Any adventurer can achieve the same result with any XXrat leather bagXX.
What would Urist do if he discovered the secret of how the stonecrafters create the Tardus-like pots?
Shame on you if you actually need what's in this spoiler.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
What would Urist do if he discovered how to use fire without killing himself and everyone in the area?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 03, 2011, 08:53:27 pm
What Would Urist Do if Armok appeared to him one day and commented on the booze?
Post by: PCpaste on May 03, 2011, 10:53:35 pm
What would Urist do if suddenly he stumbled upon the hidden knowledge of operating stone instruments and how to play music?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 04, 2011, 02:54:53 am
(EDIT: sorry, I don't play DF much anymore)
What would Urist do if he met a chained ogre in the fortress?
Post by: Oliolli on May 04, 2011, 07:15:55 am
He'd go into fey mood and skin his friends to make a harmonica for his wife.
That's actually a Fell mood.
Post by: Lovechild on May 04, 2011, 08:08:49 am
What would Urist do if he met a chained ogre in the fortress?Cancel his job and flee in panic. Right at the ogre.
What would Urist do if he decided to become an adventurer?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 04, 2011, 08:14:15 am
WWUD if he was a ghost?
Post by: noodle0117 on May 04, 2011, 08:36:23 am
What would Urist do if he violated a mandate and was thrown into jail?
Post by: PCpaste on May 04, 2011, 08:53:32 am
What would Urist do if he was tall?
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 04, 2011, 09:29:41 am
What would Urist do if he was tall?
hit his head on the ceiling constantly because he cant kneel.
WWUD if he died of old age.
Post by: ledgekindred on May 04, 2011, 10:13:05 am
hit his head on the ceiling constantly because he cant kneel.
WWUD if he died of old age.
Dwarves never die of old age - they are far too stupid to live that long.
WWUD if he fell into a pond?
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 04, 2011, 10:17:15 am
Dwarves never fall they just make poor decisions on where to dodge.hit his head on the ceiling constantly because he cant kneel.
WWUD if he died of old age.
Dwarves never die of old age - they are far too stupid to live that long.
WWUD if he fell into a pond?
WWUD if he found out that the king of dwarves was a kobold.
Post by: ArKFallen on May 04, 2011, 04:29:05 pm
WWUD if he learned the secrets of the Elvish Druids?
Post by: Noble Digger on May 04, 2011, 11:57:02 pm
What would Urist do if life gave him LEMONS?
Post by: Philosoraptor on May 05, 2011, 12:41:57 am
WWUD if a dragon got caught in a wooden cage trap?
Post by: bdunwithat on May 05, 2011, 01:42:22 am
Tardus-like
TARDIS. Sorry for the offtopic
Post by: Uristocrat on May 05, 2011, 02:24:05 am
Stop robbing the elven caravan because they don't have anything worth taking, including lemons.
WWUD if a dragon got caught in a wooden cage trap?
Admire it for its terrible majesty.
WWUD if a kobold stole his !!XXpig tail sockXX!!?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 05, 2011, 02:40:59 am
WWUD if somebody engraved carps all over his room?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 05, 2011, 05:56:20 am
Urist has gone stark raving mad!
After all, the carp is a Lovecraftian horror.
What would Urist McMayor do if a lever marked "Early Elections" was installed outside his room?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 05, 2011, 06:09:07 am
WWUD if his beard would gain a life of it's own?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 05, 2011, 06:14:13 am
WWUD if he embarked 16x16?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 05, 2011, 06:19:03 am
WWUD if he embarked 1x1?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 05, 2011, 06:44:05 am
WWUD if he was the half brother of Cacame Apebalded?
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 05, 2011, 08:11:19 am
WWUD if you ordered him to engrave the walls with something that isn't people drowning and melting.
Post by: Asmageddon on May 05, 2011, 08:15:24 am
WWUD if above but didn't know what cheese is?
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 05, 2011, 08:17:40 am
WWUD with an artifact dwarf leather thong.
Post by: PCpaste on May 05, 2011, 09:08:56 am
EDIT: Oohps, I forgot the WWUD...
What would Urist do if he found out how to use some wood, not an entire log?
Post by: PCpaste on May 06, 2011, 01:20:25 am
Post by: ArKFallen on May 06, 2011, 05:52:50 am
What would Urist do if he found out how to use some wood, not an entire log?He'd use 2/3 of the log to make 2 crafts, Forever...
WWUD if he became a Forgotten Beast?
...Is this thread going to die? I don't want it to...Not if I can help it.
Post by: Keita on May 06, 2011, 06:04:04 am
WWUD if he discovered shallow metal, deep metal and HEAVY METAL!
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 06, 2011, 09:14:38 am
WWUD if he discovered the adamantium space elevator.
Post by: Asmageddon on May 06, 2011, 09:21:50 am
WWUD if he got transported into Middleearth?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 06, 2011, 09:42:40 am
WWUD if he was transported into Finland?
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 06, 2011, 09:52:42 am
WWUD if he was transported to the grimdarkness of the 41st Millennium
Post by: Utaelilya on May 06, 2011, 10:01:31 am
WWUD if he saw a wolf?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 06, 2011, 03:35:47 pm
He would kill the transporter and transport himself thereNothing; he's too busy fishing even though nothing's bitten for years.
WWUD if he saw a wolf?
WWUD if he was transported to a D&D world?
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 06, 2011, 04:06:28 pm
WWUD If a giant skinless diametridon twisted into humanoid form came up to him and told him he was the god of stone and that he should be made king?
Post by: Philosoraptor on May 06, 2011, 05:30:27 pm
WWUD if he tripped over a kobold thief?
Post by: Tahlin on May 06, 2011, 05:45:10 pm
WWUD if he was cave inned?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 06, 2011, 05:48:12 pm
WWUD if he had an arranged marriage with the Queen of Dwarves?
Post by: Devling on May 06, 2011, 07:49:41 pm
WWUD if he was the last dwarf on earth?
Post by: SirAaronIII on May 06, 2011, 07:59:03 pm
WWUD if he found an unlabeled lever with a floodgate next to it?
Post by: du3lingdragon on May 06, 2011, 08:57:46 pm
WWUD if Giant Eagles dropped killer scorpions through the skylight for an outdoor farm
Post by: Devling on May 06, 2011, 11:38:54 pm
WWUD if the demons erupted from the earth and killed his kitten?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 07, 2011, 03:02:40 am
WWUD if he and six other dwarfs embarked right next to a group of skeletal giant badgers?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 07, 2011, 03:27:58 am
WWUD if his civ by mistake gave them all-wood equipment?
Post by: Jacos on May 07, 2011, 04:36:41 am
WWUD if he found an artifact adamantine spoon?
Post by: PCpaste on May 07, 2011, 05:51:50 am
What would Urist do if he was given a tech support job?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 07, 2011, 08:43:44 am
WWUD if he saw this topic?
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 07, 2011, 09:02:42 am
WWUD if he received the table made from his wife?
Post by: PCpaste on May 07, 2011, 10:07:31 am
EDIT: Right, WWUD needs to come next...
What would Urist do if he got to know an elf, and found out they weren't that bad?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 07, 2011, 11:15:02 am
Throw a tantrum but then calm down in the same frame, then become overjoyed from his nice new table.Nothing. It's a nice compromise between "KILL THE HIPPY!!!" and "HUG THE TREE!!!"
EDIT: Right, WWUD needs to come next...
What would Urist do if he got to know an elf, and found out they weren't that bad?
WWUD if he was forced into a marriage with an elven princess?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 07, 2011, 11:35:17 am
WWUD if she was captured by goblins?
Post by: PCpaste on May 07, 2011, 11:48:14 am
What would Urist do if he couldn't find a path to his sock, and the overseer somehow blocked him from telling him every frame?
Post by: ShoesandHats on May 07, 2011, 03:56:10 pm
WWUD if he went into a fey mood, created Human Fortress, an ASCII game about constructing and managing a community of humans and became a legendary programmer?
Post by: Devling on May 07, 2011, 04:28:56 pm
Edit:Oops, forgot the WWUD!
WWUD if he died?
Post by: ShoesandHats on May 07, 2011, 11:41:19 pm
WWUD if he met himself except he was from the future?
Post by: noodle0117 on May 08, 2011, 04:18:21 am
What would urist do if he and his sister were the last two dwarves on the world?
Post by: Thatdude on May 08, 2011, 07:11:20 am
WWUD if he was in the older version of DwarfFortress: 40d
Post by: Asmageddon on May 08, 2011, 07:31:48 am
WWUD if turned into opposite gender while having a wife and kids?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 08, 2011, 06:40:41 pm
Go fishing, dodge into river, meet carp, meet Armok, haunt people.Nothing. Guys and girls are identical. All that would happen is that Urist would either stop having babies (if female), or start having them (if male).
WWUD if turned into opposite gender while having a wife and kids?
WWUD if s/he was a kobold in Kobold Quest?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 08, 2011, 08:42:30 pm
WWUD if he was the lever controller Dwarf imprisoned in your control center (with 10-20+ levers) and he went insane.
Post by: IT 000 on May 08, 2011, 10:17:51 pm
WWUD if he built himself into a corner?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 08, 2011, 10:30:29 pm
WWUD if he built everyone else into a corner
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 09, 2011, 04:50:09 am
WWUD if he was adopted by 50 cats?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 09, 2011, 05:21:20 am
WWUD if Armok gave him his power for one day?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 09, 2011, 06:00:02 am
WWUD if he became a human deity?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 09, 2011, 06:26:52 am
Drink all the booze in radius of 50km and accidentially flood the world with lava.Nothing. Deities don't do anything yet, human or dwarf.
WWUD if he became a human deity?
...Come to think of it, that's what some real-world deities do, too.
What would Uris do if he became an active-in-the-world type of deity?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 09, 2011, 08:11:24 am
WWUD if the raws god messed up and booze would get replaced with blood and blood with booze?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 09, 2011, 08:13:20 am
WWUD if he drank *gasp* WATER!?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 09, 2011, 07:51:21 pm
WWUD if she was sheriff?
Post by: Icee77 on May 09, 2011, 08:07:55 pm
WWUD if he meets a British Plump Helmet Man with a monocle and top hat?
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 09, 2011, 08:12:36 pm
WWUD if he was suddenly drafted into the military and ordered to stand on the most recent forgotten beast dust after giving an unfulfillable mandate.
Post by: PCpaste on May 09, 2011, 08:16:35 pm
What would Urist do if he found something smaller then a butterfly?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 10, 2011, 12:16:25 am
It is never overkill.
WWUD if he was a cat.
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 10, 2011, 07:54:25 am
WWUD if he was a grazer?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 10, 2011, 10:09:50 am
What would Urists do if they were wildlife?
Post by: Satarus on May 10, 2011, 10:21:51 am
WWUD if his beard was burned off in a magma related "unfortunate accident"
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 10, 2011, 10:39:40 am
WWUD if he had struck the circus of pure Fun?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 10, 2011, 10:42:59 am
WWUD if he was invited to live in Circus as a citizen?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 10, 2011, 03:36:10 pm
WWUD if he sneezed fire?
Post by: PCpaste on May 10, 2011, 03:48:09 pm
What would Urist do if he could have any three superpowers that he could imagine?
Post by: magmaholic on May 10, 2011, 06:31:27 pm
WWUD if he is going to slay a bronze colossus?(adventure mode)
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 10, 2011, 11:50:49 pm
WWUD if he was a Fluffy Wambler :O
Post by: Uristocrat on May 11, 2011, 02:52:55 am
WWUD if there was an elephant, a carp, and a honey badger between him and the only booze stockpile?
Post by: Lawec on May 11, 2011, 03:24:39 am
WWUD if he walled a noble inside a wall?
Post by: PCpaste on May 11, 2011, 01:04:50 pm
What would Urist do if he built a floodgate from the right direction for once?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 11, 2011, 01:36:14 pm
WWUD if a party was held at a drawbridge and the lever was in a noble' room?
Post by: kragnoth on May 11, 2011, 03:00:03 pm
WWUD if the only furniture left to break during a tantrum was an !!artifact throne!!
Post by: PCpaste on May 11, 2011, 03:37:16 pm
What would Urist do if he managed to do something when he is actually desperately needed to do it, not after everyone's dead, or far before it's even necesary?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 11, 2011, 04:21:19 pm
What Would Urist Do if all his nerves were fried and felt no pain?
Post by: kragnoth on May 11, 2011, 06:41:55 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 11, 2011, 07:11:22 pm
"Slanderer!" he'd scream as he ravages his accuser.Nothing. Duh. He wouldn't even give in to pain.
What Would Urist Do if all his nerves were fried and felt no pain?
What would Urist do if all of his nerves on the left side were "fried"?
Post by: Teneb on May 11, 2011, 07:37:46 pm
WWUD if cornered by a Draltha?
Post by: Niccolo on May 11, 2011, 08:02:03 pm
What would Urist do if he was shaved while he fell asleep at one of the many, many parties?
Dwarf Fortress: Come for the magma, stay for the frat party. (I might be slightly annoyed with my dwarves)
Post by: Bdthemag on May 11, 2011, 08:17:49 pm
What would Urist do if an army of over 100 Goblins showed up at the front gates.
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 11, 2011, 10:09:09 pm
WWUD if he was a goblin and there was an army of 50 framerate destroying cats charging at him?
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 11, 2011, 10:23:49 pm
What Would Acata (elven urist) Do if he found out that the dwarves had been cutting down trees only because they had told them not to?
Post by: Connatus on May 11, 2011, 10:33:06 pm
WWUD if there's an unclaimed sock out during a siege
Post by: PCpaste on May 11, 2011, 10:41:41 pm
What would Urist do if he suddenly showed concern for privacy, or personal space, or nudity, or murder, or safety, or...
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 11, 2011, 10:56:46 pm
Like an elf
What would Urist do if THERE WAS NO MAGMA
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 12, 2011, 03:59:04 am
WWUD if he discovered the yummy booze he had been drinking was actually lye? (I always find it amusing that it gets stored in the food stockpile :) )
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 12, 2011, 10:58:21 am
Wwud if the Dusk Elf caravan (awesome who buy wood items and sell metal) got caught in their elaborate tree elf killing machine?
Post by: PCpaste on May 12, 2011, 11:01:44 am
What would Urist do if someone was learning how to mod Dwarf Fortress in his copy of it?
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 12, 2011, 11:11:39 am
WWUD if Elf childsnatchers took little Urist to be raised as Acata and learn elven ways?
Post by: PCpaste on May 12, 2011, 11:25:40 am
But then as an adult he'd travel to the mountainhomes on a diplomatic mission, taste the ale, see the magma, feel the stone... He would ultimately betray his kind-in-heart for the dwarven way of life.
What would Acata do if he saw a fortress of pure clear glass?
Alternatively, what would Urist do?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 12, 2011, 12:33:27 pm
Non-Dwarves
Defender:"None shall breach these glass walls."
Attacker:"Kobold, punch that wall!"
Cave in spam x300
Dwarves
Attacker:"We'll shatter your walls and feast on your socks!"
Defender:"Rrrighht...I've never heard that one before."
Attacker:"Men fire the catapult!"
*Launch* *Smash*
Attacker:"...how did...?"
Defender:"Dwarves made it."
WWUD if vioence wasn't the answer?
Post by: Satarus on May 12, 2011, 12:43:33 pm
WWUD if she had a manlier beard than her husband?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 12, 2011, 01:08:54 pm
WWUD if he was the only armorsmith and it was a week before due date of mandate on steel chainmails?
Post by: PCpaste on May 12, 2011, 01:24:49 pm
What would Urist do if an elf tried to buy some wooden items off him in a back alleyway, just before a caravan arrived?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 12, 2011, 04:00:23 pm
What Would Urist Do if he became a god of "fire and fortresses"?
Post by: Lortath on May 12, 2011, 06:01:53 pm
What Would Urist Do if he found a young Gorlak while he harvesting mushroom, in the cavern. Alone.
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 13, 2011, 01:48:54 am
And then when he got home from the cavern, hide it under his bed, and secretly feed it all the Fortress's cats until the fortress falls via protective Gorlak horde.
Nobody would care about the cats.
What would Urist do if he was a lever?
Post by: Yoink on May 13, 2011, 03:35:00 am
What would Urist do in a barber shop?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 13, 2011, 05:15:16 am
WWUD if she gave birth?
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 13, 2011, 07:10:18 am
WWUD if his precious hoard of 50 cats all gOt penned in the danger room
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 13, 2011, 08:57:28 am
WWUD if he was a goblin and was adopted by a cat or a kitten.
Post by: Niccolo on May 13, 2011, 07:12:07 pm
What would Urist do if he was told to remove the single little bug corpse wedging open a door?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 13, 2011, 07:19:57 pm
He'd eat it, of course. Goblins have no love for kittens.Absolutely positively nothing.
What would Urist do if he was told to remove the single little bug corpse wedging open a door?
I doubt anyone's surprised.
What would Urist do if she (just for a change) was a noble and was forced to take all of the punishment for all the harm she had caused?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 13, 2011, 07:51:41 pm
What would Urist do if he was the animal tamer/dungeon master?
Post by: PotatoLord on May 13, 2011, 08:24:18 pm
WWUD if he dodged into a lake?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 13, 2011, 08:48:52 pm
WWUD if she was inspired to make a slade statue of the overseer?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 13, 2011, 09:42:27 pm
WWUD if he could use any animal as a mount?
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 13, 2011, 10:20:30 pm
What would Urist do if an elephant a giant badger and a carp all fought eachother?
Post by: ShoesandHats on May 13, 2011, 10:51:21 pm
WWUD if he was in Soviet Russia?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 13, 2011, 10:53:30 pm
What would Urist do if he was in Nazi Germany?
Post by: Niccolo on May 13, 2011, 10:54:46 pm
What would Urist do in Communist Cuba?
Post by: breadbocks on May 14, 2011, 02:08:15 am
WWUD if she were baby snatched and thought she was a goblin?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 14, 2011, 02:27:35 am
WWUD if it turned out that Armok does NOT give away free booze in dwarven heaven?
Post by: PCpaste on May 14, 2011, 02:48:32 am
What would Urist do if someone offered him food while he was "Stark Raving Mad"?
Post by: Niccolo on May 14, 2011, 02:52:16 am
What would Urist dop if he was the dwarf club?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 14, 2011, 05:22:57 am
WWUD if a raving lunatic (wearing a +plump helmet bisect+ as a hat) who was swinging around a berserk dwarf by the legs was walking towards him?
Post by: PCpaste on May 14, 2011, 05:58:17 am
What would Urist do if his cat was just hit by a flying throne?
Post by: Niccolo on May 14, 2011, 06:24:33 am
What would Urist do if the stockpiles were out of cheese?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 14, 2011, 06:33:49 am
WWUD if he was the overseer of this dysfunctional fort?
Post by: PCpaste on May 14, 2011, 07:51:43 am
What would Urist do if the player was destroyed somehow?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 14, 2011, 08:12:57 am
WWUD if goblins got into the raws?
Post by: PCpaste on May 14, 2011, 10:11:50 am
What would Urist do if he could see outside of the fortress land?
Post by: Yoink on May 14, 2011, 10:14:56 am
What would Urist do if he was playing Human Fortress?
Post by: Niccolo on May 14, 2011, 11:09:44 am
What would Urist do to his ASCII humans first?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 14, 2011, 11:25:48 am
WWUD to them, in detail?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 14, 2011, 08:43:44 pm
WWUD if there was no !!Science!!?
Post by: Niccolo on May 14, 2011, 09:54:23 pm
What would Urist do if his humans no longer liked alcohol?
Post by: PCpaste on May 14, 2011, 10:01:20 pm
What would Urist do if he had a line of sight?
Post by: Yoink on May 14, 2011, 10:48:50 pm
What would Urist do if, placed onto Earth, someone gave him a million dollars and left him alone in a large city?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 15, 2011, 12:02:53 am
But it's okay. He'll still have a little blood in his alcohol stream.
WWUD if he actually had the means and the drive to procreate via natural methods.
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 15, 2011, 01:16:27 am
What would Urist do if he found out names could be something other than dagger?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 15, 2011, 05:02:54 am
WWUD if a goblin had a name that was something like "Song PurityLove, the Kind Virgin"
Post by: Asmageddon on May 15, 2011, 05:14:19 am
WWUD if human traders came in a modern truck?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 15, 2011, 05:24:49 am
WWUD if he made a noble bone bracelet?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 15, 2011, 05:41:40 am
WWUD if he created an artifact that didn't have spikes?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 15, 2011, 05:46:59 am
WWUD if he found that evil elves live in 3rd cavern layer and plan to destroy the world using magma and !!Science!! ?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 15, 2011, 05:49:04 am
WWUD if he was a new zombie? *not the turning into dust when you touch them zombie, the new planned ones*
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 15, 2011, 06:17:32 am
Destroy them using magma and !!SCIENCE!!Nothing--they don't exist yet. (I love running gags.)
WWUD if he was a new zombie? *not the turning into dust when you touch them zombie, the new planned ones*
What will Urist do if he was one of the new zombies, in the future when the new zombies are implemented?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 15, 2011, 06:30:11 am
WWUD if he was a good noble?
Post by: Niccolo on May 15, 2011, 10:26:49 am
He's probably being launched along with a cage full of kittens - y'know, as mid-flight snacks.
What would Urist do if it suddenly started raining kitten giblets?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 15, 2011, 10:34:10 am
Alright, back on topic.
He would enjoy a tasty meal
WWUD if he created the electric guitar?
Post by: Tenth Speed Writer on May 15, 2011, 10:58:12 am
Alternate answer: Invent Magma Rock.
WWUD if presented with a choice between a tun of sunshine and an adamantine fiber left sock?
Post by: Niccolo on May 15, 2011, 11:03:26 am
WWUD if presented with a choice between a tun of sunshine and an adamantine fiber left sock?
He'd take the sunshine. Like a shot.
Interestingly, you didn't misspell it there; a tun is a unit of measurement equivalent to 252 US gallons - or 954 litres if you're fancy and British (like me... sorta)
What would Urist do when his tun of sunshin runs out?
Post by: PCpaste on May 15, 2011, 11:26:32 am
What would Urist do if he found out that all the magma cooled?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 15, 2011, 11:35:20 am
Then, nobody would dare come close in instinctual fear of discovering that secret.
Armok would commit suicide in shame for this fundamental flaw in physics.
Even the elves would grow beards in dismay.
Forgotten Beasts would speak human language.
And the world would turn upside down.
EDIT: fixed typo
WWUD if she suddenly started having periods?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 15, 2011, 11:45:32 am
WWUD if he met Toady?
Post by: PCpaste on May 15, 2011, 12:09:56 pm
Ask him why the Mountain Homes must have their cloaking feilds on at all times.
Ask him why the goblin universe has to always have a gateway directly into the fortress grounds.
Ask him why Urist #88502 needs raw crystal glass for his million dollar necklace.
It would go on for days.
What would Urist do if he found out how you make crystal glass?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 16, 2011, 04:59:48 am
Urist could use it to fill that noble's mandate, but there isn't a fortress guard. And he doesn't like nobles.
Urist could use it to make crafts, but it only works as well as silver and iron. And the fort can already buy out all the caravans.
Urist could use it to make magma safe screw pumps, but green glass is easier and available in infinite quantities.
Urist could make raw crystal glass for that moody dwarf, but the caravan brings some every year. And he has a grudge with that dwarf.
Urist could use it to make flasks. See-through flasks are kinda cool. Clear glass works too.
Urist could use it to make windows and such if there was no sand, but caravans bring sand now.
Urist could try to sell it to the elves to make them angry. Freshly cut trees work better. Especially if they still have leaves.
Urist would go get drunk(er) and forget about the whole thing.
WWUD if he died and came back as a sadistic ghost?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 16, 2011, 05:05:34 am
WWUD if he made black powder?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 16, 2011, 05:35:56 am
WWUD if he received a brass slab engraved with the secrets of life and death?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 16, 2011, 08:15:03 am
WWUD if there was nobody to trade with?
Post by: Jacos on May 16, 2011, 11:01:41 am
WWUD if he couldn't modify the raws?
Post by: Oliolli on May 16, 2011, 12:57:40 pm
WWUD if there was no place to easily suicide from?
Post by: Mister Always on May 16, 2011, 01:59:06 pm
WWUD if his friends staged an intervention?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 16, 2011, 02:57:27 pm
Urist McFriend has been struck down.
Domas McOtherfriend has been struck down.
Urist McSuicide has been struck down.
What Would Urist Do if her father, uncle, and husband died from the above?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 17, 2011, 08:15:36 am
WWUD if his fortress invented electricity and radio?
Post by: Niccolo on May 17, 2011, 09:01:58 am
WWUD if his fortress invented electricity and radio?
Find a new way to kill elves.
Once Urist had killed all the Elves with electricity, what would he do next?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 17, 2011, 09:34:30 am
WWUD if they would no longer come back to (un)life because of being a pulp of blood and meat?
Post by: PCpaste on May 17, 2011, 10:31:25 am
What would Urist do if he saw the devlog?
Post by: Lovechild on May 17, 2011, 04:51:29 pm
What would Urist do if he got lost in the human sewers?
Post by: Ghills on May 17, 2011, 07:13:15 pm
WWUD if she decided she didn't want the dead soldier's socks?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 17, 2011, 07:23:30 pm
WWUD if he was a "professional" hauler?
Post by: warhammer651 on May 17, 2011, 07:37:15 pm
WWUD if he played Postal 2?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 17, 2011, 07:42:48 pm
Take pride in his/her work
WWUD if he played Postal 2?
He would construct a magma cannon, leave a hole in the construction, and flood the entire map when he turns it on.
WWUD if he "likes cats for their aloofness"?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 17, 2011, 08:37:53 pm
Kill himself while it still works.Nothing. Unless you count dying of thirst 2 feet away form some water.
What would Urist do if he got lost in the human sewers?
What would Urist do if he had an infinite supply of food and booze, but was lost in a human sewer built in an evil area?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 17, 2011, 08:40:59 pm
WWUD if he played Manhunt 2?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 18, 2011, 05:43:16 am
WWUD if he was playing Minecraft?
Post by: Niccolo on May 18, 2011, 07:34:52 am
And then try and drink one, I imagine.
What would Urist do when he encountered his first Creeper?
Post by: PCpaste on May 18, 2011, 07:38:45 am
What would Urist do if he was sent to make a fortress, but there was no big floating X to tell them what to do?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 18, 2011, 12:39:09 pm
WWUD if he was a bandit with his 6 friends?
Post by: Fredd on May 19, 2011, 12:25:47 am
WWUD if his newborn nephew has pointy ears?
Post by: Muz on May 19, 2011, 03:50:41 am
WWUD if he was stuck on a tropical island?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 19, 2011, 05:11:03 am
WWUD if the Forgotten Beast Delishus Sozzage showed up. A giant Living Steak covered with a long wavy coat of salt. Beware its delicious pepper!
Post by: Oliolli on May 19, 2011, 09:12:12 am
WWUD if Delishus Sozzage set himself on fire and got in the middle of your butcher & kitchen district?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 19, 2011, 05:04:29 pm
WWUD if he got trapped in the megaproject depicting the new dwarven "king"?
Post by: Mekboy on May 19, 2011, 05:20:19 pm
WWUD if he was made into the new king?
Post by: Yoink on May 19, 2011, 08:49:29 pm
What would Urist do if he was king, and DIDN'T have a masterwork gold crown?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 19, 2011, 09:23:22 pm
Build a poorly-designated megaproject depicting himself, and trap at least one of his subjects inside.He'd laugh and laugh and laugh, and then mandate the making of cotton candy crowns.
What would Urist do if he was king, and DIDN'T have a masterwork gold crown?
WWUD if she was in the Watervator (http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:Stupid_dwarf_trick#Watervator) when it broke down?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 21, 2011, 04:00:27 am
WWUD if a forgotten beast made of high-quality sunshine arrived? And it has poisonous breath?
Post by: PCpaste on May 21, 2011, 08:25:48 pm
What would Urist do if he met a dwarf that wasn't named Urist?
Post by: Oliolli on May 22, 2011, 02:13:55 am
WWUD if it were actually the king?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 22, 2011, 07:32:47 am
What Would Urist do if he was infected by a dizzying syndrome?
Post by: Organum on May 22, 2011, 04:34:09 pm
WWUD if he caught a bear in the booze room?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 22, 2011, 05:08:33 pm
WWUD if he caught Cacame in booze stockpile?
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 22, 2011, 06:04:29 pm
What would Acata do she met Cacame
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 22, 2011, 08:23:41 pm
What would Urist McGoldcoinlover do if the economy came back and all he had was one silver coin and a ton of tin or nickel coins?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 23, 2011, 06:15:46 am
WWUD if, due to the overseer's misuse of
Post by: kragnoth on May 23, 2011, 06:31:44 am
WWUD if the only alcohol left in the fortress was at the end of a hallway covered in socks.
Post by: RenoFox on May 23, 2011, 08:43:40 am
WWUD if he was lost in the caverns?
Post by: Yoink on May 23, 2011, 08:51:53 am
I had a funny idea before, how about we parody those life advice newspaper columns in this thread? :D
WWUD if he was horribly overweight, and wanted to drop a hundred urists really quick, to better compete in the annual sock-race?
Post by: PCpaste on May 23, 2011, 09:17:09 am
What would Urist do if he was told to follow that diet?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 23, 2011, 02:36:26 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Cheat by using the "Burn the fat with !!SCIENCE!!" technique and wonder what happened to his nerves.
What Would all the Urists Do if they learned that they can become immune to fire this way?
Post by: PCpaste on May 23, 2011, 03:11:24 pm
What would Urist do if his beard died from thinking of a paradox?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 23, 2011, 03:46:35 pm
What Would Urist Do if he just got out of the hospital?
Post by: ShoesandHats on May 23, 2011, 05:52:15 pm
WWUD if he somehow captured Armok, and had him under a raised drawbridge, passed out and in extreme pain?
Post by: Azated on May 23, 2011, 10:57:09 pm
WWUD if he somehow captured Armok, and had him under a raised drawbridge, passed out and in extreme pain?
Dive under as the bridge was lowering and push Armok out of the way into a 200 Z magma spikepit.
WWUD if she became 3d?
Post by: Yoink on May 24, 2011, 03:41:45 am
WWUD if they found a magic glowing metal slab engraved with the secrets of life and death, buried beneath their fortress?
Post by: Philosoraptor on May 24, 2011, 10:35:40 pm
WWUD if he could read?
Post by: Ahrimahn on May 24, 2011, 10:38:29 pm
Post by: PCpaste on May 25, 2011, 04:08:24 am
Urist would find that dwarves don't know how to make books, or even paper. Urist would be sad.
What would Urist do if he could see upwards?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 25, 2011, 05:11:37 am
WWUD if she learned secrets of manufacturing magnets and lazzors?
Post by: Oliolli on May 25, 2011, 05:27:23 am
WWUD if he went into a mood and claimed a kitchen?
Post by: Asmageddon on May 25, 2011, 05:39:25 am
WWUD if she got told by her husband that the soup is too salty?
Post by: PCpaste on May 25, 2011, 05:48:22 am
What would Urist do if their child didn't name itself as soon as it was born?
Post by: Yoink on May 25, 2011, 08:07:29 am
What would Urist do if kidnapped as a child by goblins?
Post by: Satarus on May 25, 2011, 01:21:42 pm
WWUD if Urist lived in a world where elves were extinct?
Post by: Jacos on May 25, 2011, 02:16:30 pm
He would attack a newly founded fortress and be greeted by the business end of a dwarven war hammer or battle axe.
WWUD if Urist lived in a world where elves were extinct?
Kill all goblins, then enslave the human race, dress them up as elves, and hunt them to extinction.
What would Urist do if he had to have his name changed to Domas?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 25, 2011, 06:48:35 pm
WWUD if he couldn't build furniture or walls or ANYTHING in an area with the subterranean tag?
Post by: PCpaste on May 25, 2011, 07:11:50 pm
What would Urist do if they were able to choose a bodygloss?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 25, 2011, 07:39:03 pm
WWUD if a tigerman replaced him as mayor?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 25, 2011, 10:12:17 pm
WWUD if there were no more dorfs in dorf fort :O
Post by: Philosoraptor on May 26, 2011, 12:03:41 am
WWUD if he was found himself in the middle of a herd of unicorns?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 29, 2011, 07:36:27 am
Alternatively, he could embrace the elven gayness within and snuggle them until he trains them and gore all the goblins in the land for shits and giggles.
WWUD if the king WASN'T an elf for once.
Post by: Jacos on May 29, 2011, 03:15:35 pm
WWUD if his wife threw a temper tantrum and slapped him across the face?
Post by: PCpaste on May 29, 2011, 05:08:22 pm
What would Urist do if he was a Dwarf Were-Elf?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 29, 2011, 06:55:27 pm
WWUD if he was an Elf Were-Dwarf?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 29, 2011, 09:19:47 pm
What Would Ghost Urist do if he fought off a goblin siege single-handedly with an arrow, only to drown in the well?
Post by: jaxy15 on May 30, 2011, 03:21:39 am
WWUD if he was composed of circus fabric (Not candy)?
Post by: Jacos on June 12, 2011, 07:19:11 am
WWUD if a necromancer ressurected his dead pet kitten?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 12, 2011, 09:10:30 am
WWUD if he turned into a tigerman during full moons?
Post by: PCpaste on June 12, 2011, 09:55:37 am
What would Urist do if they ran out of Elves, Kobolds, Goblins, Humans, and Kittens?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 13, 2011, 12:32:05 pm
WWUD if it rained booze
Post by: antymattar on June 13, 2011, 12:41:11 pm
WWUD if he realised that his world was not real?
Post by: Azated on June 13, 2011, 12:46:21 pm
WWUD if he realised that his world was not real?
Take the blue pill.
WWUD if he took the red pill?
Post by: Jacos on June 13, 2011, 12:47:38 pm
What would Urist McNoble do if he was asked if he wanted to lead an expedition to the center of the world?
Post by: antymattar on June 13, 2011, 12:48:42 pm
WWUD if he took the red pill and didn't go stark raving mad.
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 13, 2011, 12:52:58 pm
WWUD if the world turned to cheese
Post by: antymattar on June 13, 2011, 12:53:49 pm
get eatin by the cirus
WWUD if the world turned to cheese
Fall down the bottomless pit because cheese is not a building matterial.
Post by: Jacos on June 13, 2011, 12:54:32 pm
WWUD if he killed his wife, pet kitten, and first son in a fit of rage?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 13, 2011, 12:55:49 pm
WWUD if he was half-dragon and also had wings?
Post by: antymattar on June 13, 2011, 01:37:59 pm
Post by: Satarus on June 13, 2011, 02:15:54 pm
WWUD if he was modded to no longer have a beard.
Post by: jaxy15 on June 13, 2011, 02:17:51 pm
WWUD if he was modded to be a serpentman?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 13, 2011, 03:19:49 pm
Attend a meeting.Anymattar you have to ask what Urist would do in a certain situation after you answer the previous one. Like so:
Be stricken by melancholy and jump down a 30 Z level pit.Enter the well and hunt the Carps!
WWUD if he was modded to be a serpentman?
WWUD if the dwarves sieged?
Post by: Dutchling on June 13, 2011, 03:34:41 pm
WWUD if he saw a baby with 5 legs eating an impregnated goat?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on June 13, 2011, 07:44:01 pm
WWUD if he was one of the selected
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 13, 2011, 08:34:26 pm
WWUD if elves started mining
Post by: PCpaste on June 13, 2011, 09:19:03 pm
Those Elves wouldn't DARE harm an animal just to get at the mighty Dwarves!
What would Urist do if all the walls were turned into wildlife as a procaution against Elves?
Post by: Number4 on June 13, 2011, 09:26:23 pm
WWUD if his entire embark had no metals whatsoever?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 13, 2011, 09:33:49 pm
WWUD if there was no goblinite
Post by: ArKFallen on June 13, 2011, 10:42:48 pm
WWUD if he couldn't find obsidian?
Post by: freeformschooler on June 13, 2011, 10:47:21 pm
WWUD do if he didn't have magma to do this?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 13, 2011, 10:51:48 pm
WWUD if there was no way to light fires
Post by: Niccolo on June 14, 2011, 01:05:57 am
light elves on fire instead
WWUD if there was no way to light fires
Start one accidentally from the friction of his beard moving as he thinks on how to start a fire.
What would Urist do with a glass warhammer?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 14, 2011, 01:39:18 am
What would Urist do if he and six other dorfs embarked on top of a dragon's lair?
Post by: antymattar on June 14, 2011, 06:38:36 am
Kill lots of goblins, become a legendary warrior, and give the weapon a name. Then, when the overseer upgrades to a version with equipment damage, break it while sparring.Go grab the -=*$Golden Cup$*=- next to the dragon.
What would Urist do if he and six other dorfs embarked on top of a dragon's lair?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 14, 2011, 08:23:31 am
Kill lots of goblins, become a legendary warrior, and give the weapon a name. Then, when the overseer upgrades to a version with equipment damage, break it while sparring.Gain fire immunity from the dragon's breath?
What would Urist do if he and six other dorfs embarked on top of a dragon's lair?
What Would Urist do if he and six other dorfs embarked on top of a dragon's lair and (Urist) was fire immune?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on June 14, 2011, 09:17:03 am
WWUD if he was the only dorf left after previously said
Post by: jaxy15 on June 14, 2011, 09:20:30 am
WWUD if he had until Obsidian to live, and it was Granite?
Post by: Niccolo on June 14, 2011, 09:25:29 am
What would Urist and his pet dragon do?
Post by: UltraValican on June 14, 2011, 09:42:56 am
What would Urist do if he was zombified?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 14, 2011, 10:11:35 am
He'd have a nice celebration, eating cat spleens and drinking some beer.He'd make a foolish mistake on the cistern and drown in Felsite.
WWUD if he had until Obsidian to live, and it was Granite?
GEt fried in dragon fire when the dragon spots a goblin thiefKill his loved ones and chew on a goat.
What would Urist do if he was zombified?
WWUD if he was a legendary surgeon?
Post by: Cheese on June 14, 2011, 10:28:30 am
What would Urist drink if there was no Booze or water?
Post by: Oliolli on June 14, 2011, 10:39:06 am
WWUD if he got into a mood and claimed a still?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 14, 2011, 10:40:43 am
WWUD if he was programmed to detonate all the booze around him?
Post by: Dutchling on June 14, 2011, 11:43:13 am
WWUD if his mother-in-aw came to visit him?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 14, 2011, 07:16:25 pm
WWUD if new chair broke
Post by: Niccolo on June 14, 2011, 09:14:29 pm
get a happy thought form his new masterwork Dwarf bone chair
WWUD if new chair broke
He'd go melancholy and would mope around. People would mistake his emotion as regret for murdering his mother-in-law.
What Would Urist Do if he went fey with a pile of adamantine?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 14, 2011, 09:49:17 pm
He'd go melancholy and would mope around. People would mistake his emotion as regret for murdering his mother-in-law.Create 'Murderfalls the Bow of Shimmering' an adamantine whip. It menaces with spikes of adamantine. On the whip is a fine image of a dwarf screaming in adamantine. This relates to the death of Urist In-Law in 413. On the whip is a superior image of a dwarf raising up a chair in adamantine. This relates to the creation of 'The Deadly Comfyness' the dwarf-bone throne by Urist in 413. On the whip is a masterwork image of squares and cheese in adamantine.
What Would Urist Do if he went fey with a pile of adamantine?
WWUD if he became the fortress' only lasher wielding the above.
Post by: PCpaste on June 14, 2011, 11:20:08 pm
What would Urist do if the only creatures with the knowledge of anvils were Elves?
Post by: Niccolo on June 14, 2011, 11:39:55 pm
What would Urist make first on his Elf-bone anvil?
Post by: PCpaste on June 15, 2011, 01:11:45 am
What would Urist do if he found out it isn't a good idea to make weapons or furnature out of bones?
Post by: Niccolo on June 15, 2011, 01:30:00 am
On the anvil is an image of a Dwarf and The Haunted Mirror. The Dwarf is struggling. The Haunted Mirror is breaking. This image relates to the attempt to use The Haunted Mirror.
What would Urist do if he found out it isn't a good idea to make weapons or furnature out of bones?
Go macabre and make yet more useless bone weapons and furniture.
What would Urist do if a Bronze Colossus appeared at the front gate selling booze?
Post by: Dutchling on June 15, 2011, 06:56:13 am
On the anvil is an image of a Dwarf and The Haunted Mirror. The Dwarf is struggling. The Haunted Mirror is breaking. This image relates to the attempt to use The Haunted Mirror.
What would Urist do if he found out it isn't a good idea to make weapons or furnature out of bones?
Go macabre and make yet more useless bone weapons and furniture.
What would Urist do if a Bronze Colossus appeared at the front gate selling booze?
Open the gates so he can deconstruct the depot when the BC unloads his booze.
WWUD if he loses all of his limbs when he discovers the BC wasn't entirely honest about his intentions?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 15, 2011, 07:05:19 am
WWUD if he missed and losted all his teeth
Post by: PCpaste on June 15, 2011, 08:10:50 am
He doesn't need teeth anyway.
What would Urist do if he was considering legally acquiring a fine elf-make craft?
Post by: UltraValican on June 15, 2011, 08:24:36 am
What would urist do if the fort ran out of magma?
Post by: KaguroDraven on June 15, 2011, 08:25:53 am
WWUD if he found himself bowing to an elven king of the dwarves?
Post by: Azated on June 15, 2011, 08:28:49 am
Find more by digging himself to the circus
WWUD if he found himself bowing to an elven king of the dwarves?
Pull out a sword and kick him into a bottomless pit, screaming "THIS IS BOATMURDERED!".
WWUD if he fell in love with a Nether-Cap?
Post by: PCpaste on June 15, 2011, 08:40:25 am
What would Urist do if he had a choice between having a Charcoal table party, a Bone table party, or a Leather Statue party?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 15, 2011, 09:01:13 am
WWUD if steal managed to ignite?
Post by: PCpaste on June 15, 2011, 09:40:57 am
What would Urist do if teeth were actually important?
Post by: Niccolo on June 15, 2011, 11:33:30 am
Rest easily, knowing that his steel throne is safe, since people who try to steal things are ignited.
What would Urist do if teeth were actually important?
Rejoice for this clearly meant that booze was edible as well as drinkable.
What would Urist do if captured goblins offered the secret to the most amazing booze imaginable in exchange for some Elf heads?
Post by: UltraValican on June 15, 2011, 11:45:56 am
Post by: jaxy15 on June 15, 2011, 11:47:14 am
Post by: Dutchling on June 15, 2011, 12:57:08 pm
WWUD if the world was made of -elf hair-?
Post by: Jacos on June 15, 2011, 03:43:06 pm
What if Urist became the God of Kittens?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 15, 2011, 06:55:51 pm
WWUD if dogs ate kittens
Post by: ArKFallen on June 15, 2011, 07:09:49 pm
bring doom to all fpsWorship them for their helpfulness. Later kill them for eating all the -Kitten Roasts-
WWUD if dogs ate kittens
WWUD if she had a wagon?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 15, 2011, 07:12:05 pm
WWUD if there was no paint
Post by: noah22223 on June 15, 2011, 07:12:33 pm
WWUD if all the booze was replaced with !!MAGMA!!?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 15, 2011, 07:18:37 pm
WWUD if magma tasted liked beer
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 15, 2011, 07:27:19 pm
WWUD if he made rock and metal music?
Post by: Root Infinity on June 15, 2011, 07:28:40 pm
wonder why the vodka was so warmThe same thing he ordinarily does - stand around in the magmaduct (Grr!!!)
WWUD if magma tasted liked beer
WWUD if kittens started falling from the sky?
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 15, 2011, 07:31:26 pm
WWUD if he made rock and metal music?
Post by: Ahrimahn on June 15, 2011, 11:53:55 pm
WWUD if he found out how to play the trumpet made of ice?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 16, 2011, 07:26:01 pm
What would Urist McBadTrumpetPlayer do if he was sent to attack the invading goblins armed with nothing but the trumpet?
Post by: kopout on June 16, 2011, 07:33:32 pm
What Would Urist Do if he was the planter but he had already sown all the seed he had?
Post by: UltraValican on June 16, 2011, 07:37:28 pm
WWUD if he found out
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Oliolli on June 17, 2011, 06:27:44 am
WWUD if he were locked in a room with nothing but three levers, labeled "End of world -lever", "Kill all elves -lever" and "Bring in food -lever"?
Post by: shadow_archmagi on June 17, 2011, 08:03:11 am
Get a good thought for "talking to a parent lately".
WWUD if he were locked in a room with nothing but three levers, labeled "End of world -lever", "Kill all elves -lever" and "Bring in food -lever"?
Pull the kill all elves lever, then start to pull the end of world lever, but JOB CANCELLED: SEARCHING FOR FOOD. Then Urist eats a rat.
What would Urist do if he was overcome by ennui
Post by: FoiledFencer on June 17, 2011, 08:23:07 am
WWUD if you told him a knock-knock joke?
Post by: leone313 on June 17, 2011, 11:43:33 am
WWUD if you told him a knock-knock joke?
Knock YOU out. You don't joke with the Hammerer...
WWUD if he woke up one morning, realizing he had been turned into a noble?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 17, 2011, 02:46:02 pm
WWUD if someone thried to arrange a unfortante accident
Post by: Root Infinity on June 17, 2011, 10:07:38 pm
WWUD if he was the last one in building the magmaduct?
Post by: 612DwarfAvenue on June 17, 2011, 10:18:36 pm
WWUD if badger invasion.
Post by: noah22223 on June 17, 2011, 11:21:34 pm
WWUD if all the Plump Helmets turned into Plump Helmet Men?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 18, 2011, 04:28:14 am
WWUD if he had to chose between killing elves and free sunshine?
Post by: Oliolli on June 18, 2011, 06:59:28 am
WWUD if he invented pizza?
Post by: Leperous on June 18, 2011, 07:41:10 am
What would Urist do if he could go on the internet?
Post by: Jacos on June 18, 2011, 09:55:39 am
WWUD if he was resurrected as a skeleton as soon as the next update came?
Post by: Niccolo on June 18, 2011, 10:29:16 am
Go view the Dwarf Fortress website, and then commit suicide when hearing what the next update will be about.
WWUD if he was resurrected as a skeleton as soon as the next update came?
Try and drink, 'cause screw the necromancer's orders!
Then cry because the booze leaked out between his ribs.
What would Urist do next?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 18, 2011, 11:48:45 am
WWUD if he became a necromancer
Post by: Cheveux on June 18, 2011, 12:00:19 pm
WWUD if he ate them?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 18, 2011, 12:10:19 pm
WWUD if he burp out maisma all the time and had the skill of the guy form the transporter moives
Post by: Jacos on June 19, 2011, 10:17:14 am
WWUD if he was ship wrecked on an unknown island?
Post by: Rowanas on June 19, 2011, 10:47:34 am
WWUD if he could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 19, 2011, 11:04:17 am
WWUD if he was the sheriff?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 19, 2011, 03:12:40 pm
WWUD if he had to beat himself for bring banned items to trade
Post by: jaxy15 on June 19, 2011, 03:14:29 pm
WWUD if it rained barrels of sunshine?
Post by: Farmerbob on June 19, 2011, 03:22:12 pm
Start giving himself a severe beatdown, snap his own neck, and then strangle himself to death.
WWUD if it rained barrels of sunshine?
Nothing. It only rains outdoors, and Urist doesn't go outside.
WWUD if he actually went outside?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 19, 2011, 03:26:02 pm
WWUD if he burned to death form the sun
Post by: Sugata-senpai on June 19, 2011, 08:58:05 pm
WWUD if he was given an artifact green glass short sword, and told to got out and defeat a siege of 80 elven bowman.
Post by: Root Infinity on June 19, 2011, 09:06:32 pm
WWUD if someone put a lever in his bedroom that said "pull to end world"?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 20, 2011, 12:14:05 am
WWUD if, horror of horrors, the economy comes back and he has to pay for his booze now?
Post by: Devling on June 20, 2011, 12:59:41 am
WWUD if confronted by a mean looking time traveling lazer mounted carp(the only thing deadlier then a shark)?
Post by: Oliolli on June 20, 2011, 05:41:16 am
WWUD if the fish he caught was the only source of food to the entire fortress?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 20, 2011, 05:47:16 am
WWUD if a bunch of elves appeared outta nowhere and started giving out free booze, only stopping if they were dead? (The booze also disappears if the elves die)
Post by: Rowanas on June 20, 2011, 07:02:34 am
WWUD if they wee told to mine out the spot underneath them?
Post by: Alloran on June 20, 2011, 07:44:28 am
WWUD if confronted with a dragon breathing fire onto his booze stockpile?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 20, 2011, 08:09:25 am
WWUD if the booze blowup the dragon first
Post by: FoiledFencer on June 20, 2011, 01:04:20 pm
WWUD if he saw this taking place?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 20, 2011, 01:11:20 pm
WWUD if the stockpile was the fuel for a booze rocket
Post by: TmanEd on June 20, 2011, 02:09:55 pm
What Would Urist Do if he found a Damp Wall?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 20, 2011, 02:37:12 pm
WWUD if there was a mermaid farm on the other side
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 04:02:57 pm
WWUD if Toady nerfed mermaid bones in disgust?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 20, 2011, 04:58:53 pm
Kill the mermaids, sell their bones.3 Words: Sea Monster Farm
WWUD if Toady nerfed mermaid bones in disgust?
WWUD if he had a pet sea monster?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 20, 2011, 06:42:21 pm
Urist McDwarf cancels pet sea monster (tame); too injured.
Urist McDwarf has been struck down.
WWUD if he saw Urist McPopular throwing a tantrum next to the only support holding up the fort?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 20, 2011, 07:39:25 pm
WWUD if his beard fell off doing this
Post by: Farmerbob on June 20, 2011, 07:53:12 pm
use your beard as a parchute
WWUD if his beard fell off doing this
Splatter into Uristbits.
WWUD if nobody in the fortress bothered to collect all the Uristbits and give him a good burial?
Post by: brendanfox1 on June 20, 2011, 07:56:56 pm
WWUD if there were simultaneous FB, colossus, and tree-hugger attacks while magma leaked from every corner?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 20, 2011, 08:16:18 pm
WWUD if a treehumper tried to kill him at the party
Post by: Devling on June 20, 2011, 08:45:41 pm
WWUD if the next release cam out and a necromancer revived him?
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 08:48:05 pm
WWUD if there was an ettin, dragon, bronze collosus, and forgotten beast in the booze stockpile?
Post by: ShoesandHats on June 20, 2011, 09:17:41 pm
WWUD if he discovered They Might Be Giants?
(Its a band that I really enjoy. If you don't know about them, look em' up. They make REALLY good music.)
Post by: Oliolli on June 21, 2011, 04:04:33 am
WWUD if the fort was out of rhyolite?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 21, 2011, 08:36:12 am
WWUD if the artifact was destoried
Post by: jaxy15 on June 21, 2011, 08:37:58 am
WWUD if one day he woke up and was an elf?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 21, 2011, 08:47:00 am
WWUD if that happened in bay12
Post by: PCpaste on June 21, 2011, 11:47:02 am
What would Urist do if she was turning into a tree as a result of using Elf magic too much?
Post by: Devling on June 21, 2011, 03:49:04 pm
WWUD if Toady implemented magic and dwarves were constantly dieing from evil elf magic?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 21, 2011, 03:50:10 pm
WWUD if he was the last dorf alive?
Post by: Root Infinity on June 21, 2011, 04:10:59 pm
WWUD if every other living creature had died?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 21, 2011, 04:12:06 pm
WWUD if he was dreaming about dreaming about being a forgotten beast with deadly dust?
Post by: jaked122 on June 21, 2011, 05:48:37 pm
Wake up.He would charge in with an axe and greivously injure the beast, at the cost of his own lungs.
WWUD if he was dreaming about dreaming about being a forgotten beast with deadly dust?
WWUD ifhe found out that booze was connected to that evil sun?
Post by: noah22223 on June 21, 2011, 06:46:42 pm
WWUD if a player modded in the ability to make booze from magma?
Post by: Quarynn on June 21, 2011, 07:45:51 pm
WWUD if Toady One implemented magic fully into DF
Post by: PCpaste on June 21, 2011, 08:40:08 pm
What would Urist do if the player modded his need to drink, and his ability to even do so out of the game?
Post by: Cyntrox on June 21, 2011, 09:47:55 pm
WWUD if he saw The Matrix?
Post by: Niccolo on June 22, 2011, 12:12:47 am
Cut a hole in his belly and pour alcohol into it
WWUD if he saw The Matrix?
Unsure of what it was about, he'd stab an Elf in the dick just in case.
What would Urist do if carp could be brewed for booze?
Post by: choobakka on June 22, 2011, 12:28:15 am
What would Urist do if he was given explosives?
Post by: Satarus on June 22, 2011, 08:36:19 am
WWUD if he embarked on a volcano that was in the middle of a lake?
Post by: Ralith on June 22, 2011, 11:22:32 am
WWUD If there was no booze
Post by: Quarynn on June 22, 2011, 11:36:50 am
WWUD if Dwarves allied with Elves
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 23, 2011, 02:44:40 am
What would UristMcWhimpyRecruit do if he was the only one in the military and a goblin siege came?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 23, 2011, 08:50:33 am
WWUD if he had a crossbow with spoilerite bolts?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 23, 2011, 10:03:19 am
WWUD if he ran uot of every type of booze in the world
Post by: Quarynn on June 23, 2011, 10:15:05 am
WWUD if Urist had a computer
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 23, 2011, 10:23:30 am
WWUD if he couldnt download DF on his computer
Post by: jaxy15 on June 23, 2011, 10:24:06 am
WWUD if he finally finished Human Town?
Post by: Quarynn on June 23, 2011, 10:26:54 am
WWUD if he had a portal gun
Post by: Farmerbob on June 23, 2011, 10:29:38 am
Be the dwarven god
WWUD if he had a portal gun
OMG, look out behind you!
WWUD if he used the portal gun to translate himself to Earth, and then the portal gun broke.
Post by: Quarynn on June 23, 2011, 10:33:22 am
Urist McScientist cancelled teleportation: body split half
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 23, 2011, 03:54:13 pm
WWUD if he did take over the earth
Post by: Quarynn on June 23, 2011, 03:59:40 pm
WWUD if he had a kitten
Post by: ShoesandHats on June 23, 2011, 07:11:56 pm
WWUD if he made an artifact adamantine kitten?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 23, 2011, 08:38:47 pm
WWUD if he had a slade breastplate?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on June 23, 2011, 09:19:12 pm
WWUD if a human civ discovered cotton candy, and was seiging his home.
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 23, 2011, 09:31:21 pm
WWUD if that was the only way to get money
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 24, 2011, 04:45:40 am
2) Flood with magma.
3) Wait for magma to drain away.
4) Collect the candy.
5) ???
6) Booze!
Humans would probably last 3-4 years before extinction.
What would UristMcLegendaryBlacksmith do if he met a human that was better at metalsmithing than him?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 24, 2011, 04:47:19 am
WWUD if he accidentally killed his legendary +5 axedorf comrade?
Post by: TmanEd on June 24, 2011, 08:10:36 am
What Would Urist Do if given a glorious magma heated bedroom?
Post by: Oliolli on June 24, 2011, 08:14:22 am
WWUD if there was a lever in said room?
Post by: TmanEd on June 24, 2011, 09:47:49 am
What would Urist do if pulling the lever made him become !!Urist!! ?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 24, 2011, 12:57:01 pm
WWUD if there was nothinf flamable in the forttress
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 25, 2011, 04:02:49 am
What, exactly, would Urist McMad!!Scientist!! do with a kitten, adamantine thread, steel bars, an artifact lignite ring, and a slice of goat cheese?
Post by: FoiledFencer on June 25, 2011, 06:34:07 am
WWUD if his clothes got worn out?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 25, 2011, 09:19:16 am
What would Urist do if the mayor was a fire imp?
Post by: ShoesandHats on June 25, 2011, 12:24:27 pm
WWUD if he was the dwarven king?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 25, 2011, 04:28:36 pm
Also, send 20 fisher-dwarfs to some random desert outpost just for kicks.
WWUD if he saw a human castle made from blocks of native gold?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 25, 2011, 04:38:00 pm
Nothing. Do you have any idea how heavy slade is!?!?!?Hey! That's my schtick!
Send all those useless potash makers and animal caretakers to some random outpost.Nothing. He's going to that terrifying desert, not to some place with a lack of fun!
Also, send 20 fisher-dwarfs to some random desert outpost just for kicks.
WWUD if he saw a human castle made from blocks of native gold?
What would Urist do if he was a ninja?
Post by: Casp on June 25, 2011, 07:07:39 pm
What would Urist do if he had colonized Hell?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 25, 2011, 07:19:50 pm
Kill Elf Pirates.Nothing. It's just another day.
What would Urist do if he had colonized Hell?
What would Urist do if Hell had colonized him...er...you know what I mean! I think you do...ah, forget it, just interpret that however.
Post by: Cable on June 25, 2011, 08:52:57 pm
WWUD with all this soap?
Post by: Hitty40 on June 25, 2011, 09:40:50 pm
WWUD if he saw Urist McNorris?
Post by: RCIX on June 25, 2011, 10:31:26 pm
WWUD if he was an elf?
Post by: Hitty40 on June 25, 2011, 10:33:10 pm
WWUD if he derailed a thread?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 26, 2011, 03:17:42 am
WWUD if he couldn't drink booze because a goblin sliced his liver out?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 26, 2011, 03:19:01 am
WWUD if he was given an assault rifle?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 26, 2011, 03:28:53 am
What would the overseer do if the entire gun-dwarf squad did this?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 26, 2011, 03:33:26 am
WWUD if he had an assault rifle and the ammo wasn't in bins?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 26, 2011, 03:49:32 am
What would the overseer do if this was the second fort he had lost a gun-dwarf squad in in this way?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 26, 2011, 03:53:21 am
WWUD if he had an unjammable assault rifle which had ammo which wasn't in bins?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 26, 2011, 04:03:08 am
What would the overseer do if this was the third gun-dwarf squad he had lost due to dwarfs being idiots?
Post by: davros on June 26, 2011, 09:14:42 am
WWUD if Urist WAS the manager?
Post by: Hitty40 on June 26, 2011, 11:29:06 am
What would the overseer do if this was the fourth gun-dwarf squad he had tolost due to dwarves being idiots?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 26, 2011, 11:47:10 am
What would Urist do if he claimed a computer for a fey mood?
Post by: Hitty40 on June 26, 2011, 11:48:39 am
WWUD if he created a fort in HFS?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 26, 2011, 01:40:27 pm
WWUD if htat caused him to go back in time
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 26, 2011, 01:45:28 pm
WWUD if he had superdwarven strength?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 26, 2011, 01:49:01 pm
WWUD if he was bitten by a radioactive cave spider?
Post by: Hitty40 on June 26, 2011, 02:39:50 pm
WWUD if he commenced !!SCIENCE!! ?
Post by: RenoFox on June 26, 2011, 03:07:15 pm
WWUD if he was asked to decorate the main hallway?
Post by: FoiledFencer on June 26, 2011, 03:23:59 pm
Post by: Hitty40 on June 26, 2011, 03:27:44 pm
WWUD if he was one of the starting 7 in fort mode?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 26, 2011, 06:41:29 pm
The endless time and space.
WWUD if he was one of the starting 7 in fort mode?
Nothing. You forgot to unpause the game, silly.
What would Urist do if he went to Hogwarts?
Post by: ShoesandHats on June 26, 2011, 08:04:39 pm
WWUD if he was making a movie?
Post by: Hitty40 on June 26, 2011, 08:18:17 pm
WWUD if he struck Adamantine?
Post by: Dsarker on June 26, 2011, 08:20:11 pm
WWUD if he found a masterwork adamantine sword lying in the ground somewhere?
Post by: Hitty40 on June 26, 2011, 08:21:04 pm
WWUD if he discovered he was in a video game?
Post by: Dsarker on June 26, 2011, 08:23:35 pm
WWUD if he found another dorf's only masterpiece?
Post by: Hitty40 on June 26, 2011, 08:33:57 pm
WWUD he created DF2?
Post by: Dsarker on June 26, 2011, 08:37:28 pm
WWUD if there was a pond, a wood stockpile on the other side of the pond, and he was on fire?
Post by: Hitty40 on June 26, 2011, 08:42:13 pm
WWUD if he discovered Plump Helmet men were real?
Post by: Dsarker on June 26, 2011, 08:45:46 pm
WWUD if he found a forgotten beast, and of the two routes back to the fortress, one had traps that would stop the FB, and the other was defenceless?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 26, 2011, 08:50:01 pm
Set them on fire.Nothing. Urist McSnack cancels Flee Forgotten Beast: Feet rotting off and eyes erupting in blisters.[/url]
WWUD if he found a forgotten beast, and of the two routes back to the fortress, one had traps that would stop the FB, and the other was defenceless?
What would Urist do if s/he designed a dwarvish version of Battle School? Non-Ender's-Game readers need not apply, as they don't know what I'm talking about.
Post by: Dsarker on June 26, 2011, 08:52:11 pm
WWUD if he found he was genetically engineered to be super smart, but would die at twenty five?
Post by: Hitty40 on June 26, 2011, 10:40:52 pm
WWUD if he managed to get laid?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 26, 2011, 10:43:07 pm
(Remember, dwarves reproduce via spores.)
What would Urist do if he was playing Spore?
Post by: Hitty40 on June 26, 2011, 10:50:23 pm
WWUD if he created an adventrue on Spore?
Post by: Dsarker on June 27, 2011, 02:17:30 am
WWUD if he had twenty four hours before a goblin siege would come, and he was told to build a wall?
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 27, 2011, 02:25:44 am
WWUD if he was a noble that ordered other nobles to be beaten when they order a dwarf to be beaten?
Post by: Organum on June 27, 2011, 05:24:37 am
WWUD if he saw another noble try to do the same thing?
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 27, 2011, 06:11:09 am
WWUD if he hated Bay12?
Post by: Dsarker on June 27, 2011, 06:14:12 am
WWUD if he was attacked by a member of anonymous?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 27, 2011, 06:55:56 am
Nothing different. Just the same old stupidity.Nothing...Also, what's anonymous?
WWUD if he was attacked by a member of anonymous?
What would Urist do if he was on a flight from Paris, Texas to Paris, France?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 27, 2011, 06:58:00 am
WWUD if he was attacked by dinosaurs?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 27, 2011, 07:11:17 am
what would Urist do if he went to Isla Nublar? (InGen's island that the actual park was on.)
Post by: Hitty40 on June 27, 2011, 10:15:24 am
WWUD if there was a segregation between Dwarves and elves?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 27, 2011, 10:59:02 am
Jump off a rollercoaster because he saw a sock.A. Jurassic Park.
WWUD if there was a segregation between Dwarves and elves?
B. Nothing. That's the norm.
C. What would Urist do if he wandered into the Sixth World (Shadowrun).
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 30, 2011, 05:18:36 pm
What would Urist do if he wandered into the Sixth World (Shadowrun)?Jump off a rollercoaster because he saw a sock.A. Jurassic Park.
WWUD if there was a segregation between Dwarves and elves?
B. Nothing. That's the norm.
C. What would Urist do if he wandered into the Sixth World (Shadowrun).
Post by: Hitty40 on June 30, 2011, 07:14:09 pm
WWUD if he there was a dwarfplosion?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 30, 2011, 08:15:46 pm
WWUD if the hallway was littered with upright spike traps?
Post by: sadron on June 30, 2011, 08:52:51 pm
What would Urist do with a backpack filled with fluffy wamblers?
Post by: Hitty40 on June 30, 2011, 09:09:48 pm
Run axe first into them with no concern for his well being.
What would Urist do with a backpack filled with fluffy wamblers?
Suffocate himself in their awesomeness.
WWUD with a single crossbow bolt, but no Xbow?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 30, 2011, 10:18:21 pm
What would Urist do if he was an adventurer?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 01, 2011, 03:15:06 am
Spend two weeks slaughtering outlaw camps.
Spend four weeks killing night creatures and looting the steel equipment left by the dwarven victims.
Spend five months walking across the entire planet just to kill a forgotten beast made of snow.
Spend one frame freezing solid while crossing a river.
What would Urist McAdventurer do if he managed to rid the world of all other intelligent creatures (assuming dwarves are intelligent)?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 01, 2011, 03:23:30 am
WWUD if he could regenerate limbs and a bronze colossus kept ripping his arm off?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 01, 2011, 03:34:02 am
What would Urist McLegendaryArchitect if he had ocd and the useless-junk storage room didn't line up with the room below it?
Post by: Dsarker on July 01, 2011, 03:48:04 am
WWUD if he killed a forgotten beast with deadly poison?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on July 01, 2011, 09:38:06 am
WWUD if his bread rotted off
Post by: Dsarker on July 01, 2011, 10:43:52 am
WWUD if he found a tribe of plump helmet men?
Post by: Roboboy33 on July 01, 2011, 10:51:11 am
WWUD if he dug into the HFS
Post by: Hitty40 on July 01, 2011, 11:20:37 am
WWUD if he was in Nazi Zombies on Five?
Post by: magmaholic on July 01, 2011, 12:43:26 pm
Nothing. He would die one second later.WRONG!!
HE WOULD CONQUER IT!!!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 02, 2011, 10:08:14 am
Nothing. He would die one second later.WRONG!!
HE WOULD CONQUER IT!!!
That is neither a question nor an answer.
Nothing. He would die one second later.Nothing. Urist, like I, has no idea what that even is.
WWUD if he was in Nazi Zombies on Five?
What would Urist do if he was designing DF?
Post by: Oliolli on July 02, 2011, 10:37:55 am
WWUD if an adamantine colossus with a slade dust attack visited the fort to tell him 'he has dug a nice hole in the ground'?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 02, 2011, 10:44:31 am
WWUD if he had a helicopter?
Post by: Dsarker on July 02, 2011, 10:54:49 am
WWUD if he found a cavern made of slade?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 02, 2011, 04:55:53 pm
What would Urist McChild do if the adults drank all the booze?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 02, 2011, 05:11:13 pm
WWUD if he was president?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on July 02, 2011, 07:34:52 pm
WWUD if he did that
Post by: noah22223 on July 02, 2011, 07:37:26 pm
WWUD if he found Hell, and the army was marching down there?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 02, 2011, 07:42:59 pm
WWUD if he went to an amusement park and claim to have found cotton candy?
Post by: noah22223 on July 02, 2011, 07:51:58 pm
WWUD if a Slade Colossus attacked?
Post by: Nivim on July 02, 2011, 08:53:32 pm
Post by: Krath on July 02, 2011, 09:40:17 pm
WWUD if there was no booze in the stockpile?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 03, 2011, 02:36:23 am
WWUD if he went to get a drink of water and saw his friends Urist, Urist, and Urist in the water?
Post by: Audioworm333 on July 03, 2011, 03:10:18 pm
WWUD if the mayor banned exporting adamantine items?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 03, 2011, 03:15:16 pm
WWUD if he saw an elf girl, and he idolized Obok?
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 03, 2011, 03:26:51 pm
WWUD if he was really an elf?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 03, 2011, 03:30:30 pm
Then suddenly the water dries up and a blind cave ogre punches him.
WWUD if he heard that his wife was pregnant?
Post by: imperium3 on July 03, 2011, 03:35:53 pm
WWUD if he was rich?
Post by: Audioworm333 on July 03, 2011, 04:53:47 pm
WWUD if he was allergic to booze?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on July 03, 2011, 06:54:16 pm
WWUD if he was being used as bait to lure an FB into a deadly trap.
Post by: Hitty40 on July 03, 2011, 07:26:46 pm
Continue to drink booze until it kills him. What do you think he is, an elf!?!?!?
WWUD if he was being used as bait to lure an FB into a deadly trap.
Turn into an elf.
WWUD if he was an elf?
Post by: ArKFallen on July 03, 2011, 08:34:07 pm
WWUD if he was an elf and his friends weren't laid to rest?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on July 03, 2011, 08:47:25 pm
WWUD if he watched an elfified dwarf cook and eat his friends.
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 04, 2011, 01:27:25 am
WWUD if he discovered that he is really a midget human and his beard is glued on?
Post by: noah22223 on July 04, 2011, 04:28:16 pm
WWUD if a giant Ettin-Minotaur Bastard Chiled appeared?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 04, 2011, 04:44:47 pm
WWUD if he was Urist McJenkins?
Post by: Audioworm333 on July 04, 2011, 07:02:25 pm
WWUD if he was sent to test the carp-infested river for proper PH levels?
Post by: ArKFallen on July 04, 2011, 07:33:46 pm
WWUD if she lead a caravan?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on July 04, 2011, 09:18:42 pm
WWUD if the only other surivior was a kitten
Post by: Hitty40 on July 05, 2011, 11:29:48 am
set off a bridge trap
WWUD if the only other surivior was a kitten
Nothing. He would've been dead.
WWUD if he freed 100 goblins from their cages and flooded to fort with magma?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on July 05, 2011, 07:31:21 pm
WWUD if the game considered booze a liquid
Post by: Sugata-senpai on July 05, 2011, 07:59:40 pm
WWUD if magma was poured into the newly filled booze moat around the fortress.
Post by: noah22223 on July 05, 2011, 09:12:09 pm
WWUD if a 2 sieges came at once?
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 05, 2011, 09:13:50 pm
WWUD if he was Obok Meatgod?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 06, 2011, 01:53:49 am
What would happen to Urist McLedendaryProgrammer if he made the game elf tree-house on the dwarven supercomputer?
Post by: Dsarker on July 06, 2011, 06:50:02 am
WWUD if he made cutebold camp on the dwarven supercomputer?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 06, 2011, 09:58:47 am
All the dwarves would play it and try to kill all the elves.
WWUD if he made cutebold camp on the dwarven supercomputer?
Same as if trying to kill the elves.
WWUD if DF was named 'Man Castle'?
Post by: Urist McBusDriver on July 06, 2011, 03:18:20 pm
WWUD if DF was named 'Man Castle'?Endlessly complain on the forums that the name makes no sense.
WWUD if DF was a Minecraft mod?
Post by: Norwegian Chris on July 06, 2011, 03:27:39 pm
WWUD if DF was a Minecraft mod?Try to tame a creeper but get blown up when he realises the Dungeon Master us bugged in the current version.
WWUD if Magma was only attainable through elves?
Post by: ArKFallen on July 06, 2011, 04:44:56 pm
WWUD his hands rotted off?
Post by: UltraValican on July 06, 2011, 05:18:44 pm
WWUD if df was an ANIME.....?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on July 06, 2011, 06:18:06 pm
WWUD if DF was a western cartoon?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 06, 2011, 06:55:29 pm
What would Urist do if his home planet was visited by Tyranids?
Post by: Dsarker on July 06, 2011, 09:55:20 pm
WWUD if the Squats invaded?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 06, 2011, 11:05:03 pm
Beat the tyranids.
WWUD if the Squats invaded?
"Everyone, I have good news! We're fucked!"
WWUD if he yelled "WE ARE SPESS MARINES, WE ARE THE EMPERAH'S FURY!"
Post by: Oliolli on July 07, 2011, 05:21:28 am
"Everyone, I have good news! We're fucked!"
WWUD if he yelled "WE ARE SPESS MARINES, WE ARE THE EMPERAH'S FURY!"
Get crushed by a dwarf falling from space.
WWUD if there were bloodsuckers in DF?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 07, 2011, 09:46:18 pm
What would Urist do if his fort was visited by a caravan of Eldar?
Post by: Kay12 on July 08, 2011, 01:27:06 am
A goblin snatcher grabs Urist's only son. At the same time, a kobold thief snatches the final barrel of booze. Both are escaping in opposite directions. What would Urist do?
Post by: Oliolli on July 08, 2011, 05:21:33 am
WWUD if The Lever didn't work?
Post by: vagel7 on July 08, 2011, 06:38:28 am
WWUD if half the fort was slaughtered infront of him?
Post by: Kay12 on July 08, 2011, 06:43:54 am
What would Urist do if he was made the Chief Medical Dwarf and the first patient turns out to be his mortal enemy?
Post by: Jacos on July 08, 2011, 03:11:23 pm
What would Urist do if his breaches were on fire?
Post by: Audioworm333 on July 08, 2011, 07:57:30 pm
What would Urist do if the only other person in the fortress was a noble who mandated an export ban on adamantine?
Post by: noah22223 on July 08, 2011, 08:00:12 pm
WWUD if an FB made of adamantine with deadly blood showed up?
Post by: Audioworm333 on July 08, 2011, 08:02:57 pm
What would Urist do if he was a champion and had to kill off an entire goblin siege on his own?
Post by: noah22223 on July 08, 2011, 08:03:53 pm
WWUD if 3 sieges happened at once?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on July 08, 2011, 08:27:09 pm
WWUD if he walled himself in with the mayor who demands rose gold scepters when you have no gold.
Post by: Oliolli on July 09, 2011, 09:08:37 am
WWUD if he discovered the Higgs Boson?
Post by: noah22223 on July 09, 2011, 09:57:02 am
WWUD if she was the proud owner of PrideUnited, The Platinum Warhammer Of Kickass?
Post by: Kay12 on July 09, 2011, 11:16:41 am
What would Urist do if he noticed time moving slower after he finished building his waterfall?
Post by: Jacos on July 09, 2011, 01:06:51 pm
WWUD if an alien flying machine landed by him in the middle of nowhere?
Post by: noah22223 on July 10, 2011, 12:12:51 am
Post by: Kay12 on July 10, 2011, 01:53:13 am
Post by: MiniMacker on July 10, 2011, 02:54:11 am
What would Urist do if his eyes began to rot?
Post by: Qinetix on July 10, 2011, 03:01:34 am
What would Urist do if his wife died?
Post by: Kay12 on July 10, 2011, 03:06:50 am
What would Urist do if he was charged with export ban violation?
Post by: noah22223 on July 10, 2011, 03:09:56 am
WWUD if a hill titan of a pink pony with frilly hair appeared, with deadly parties?
Post by: Qinetix on July 10, 2011, 03:11:52 am
What would Urist McScientist do if he could enter the real world , near you?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 10, 2011, 04:40:35 am
What would Urist McUseless do if he was given a copper pick and a special assignment?
Post by: Jacos on July 10, 2011, 11:04:03 am
What Would Urist McLyemaker do if he was drafted into the military, given a wooden training axe and sent to vanquish the evils in the bowels of the world?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 10, 2011, 11:10:52 am
WWUD if he had a blood thorn training sword?
Post by: Elaxter on July 10, 2011, 02:19:04 pm
What would Urist do if he went outside?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 10, 2011, 02:22:40 pm
WWUD if he was a hipster?
Post by: Elaxter on July 10, 2011, 03:22:00 pm
What would Urist do if he touched an elf?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 10, 2011, 05:39:13 pm
Make an underground fortress (See what I did there?)
What would Urist do if he touched an elf?
Urist cancels touch elf: Raping elf.
WWUD if he saw adamantine men?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 10, 2011, 07:46:31 pm
What would Urist do if he was designing a human town in the real world?
Post by: ArKFallen on July 10, 2011, 09:10:48 pm
WWUD if he manned a ballista?
Post by: Audioworm333 on July 10, 2011, 09:24:01 pm
WWUD if he was a zombie?
Post by: MiniMacker on July 11, 2011, 08:04:53 am
What would Urist do if he's the sheriff?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 11, 2011, 08:19:15 am
WWUD if he was a berserk poltergeist and there were chairs everywhere?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on July 11, 2011, 11:42:37 am
WWUD if his best friend was struck in the head by the poltergeist with a spinning ☼Microline Door☼ and the severed part sailed off in an arc.
Post by: Hitty40 on July 11, 2011, 11:49:25 am
WWUD if he married an elf and had 2 kids?
Post by: noah22223 on July 11, 2011, 02:02:07 pm
WWUD if 300 elves were outside, waving there wooden sticks?
Post by: Kay12 on July 11, 2011, 02:32:48 pm
Urist is cleaning the drowning chamber when the flood gates slam shut and water begins to drip in really slowly. What would Urist do?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 11, 2011, 03:08:34 pm
WWUD if he woke up and was a magma man?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on July 11, 2011, 03:24:07 pm
WWUD if he discovered that his magma man transformation only lasted for the duration of the full moon.
Post by: freeformschooler on July 11, 2011, 04:53:18 pm
WWUD if he was unskilled at combat, and realized that traps won't solve his problem?
Post by: Audioworm333 on July 11, 2011, 05:58:52 pm
WWUD if he was trapped in a hypothetical situation?
Post by: JohnieRWilkins on July 11, 2011, 06:07:15 pm
WWUD if he played for vancouver against the bruins in the stanley cup game 7 with 4-0 on the scoreboard and 30 seconds in the game?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 11, 2011, 06:11:24 pm
What would Urist do if he was in communication with an intelligent computer in control of all civil services on Luna, including a magnetic "catapault" used to transport grain freights to Earth ballistically?
Post by: BeforeLifer on July 11, 2011, 08:29:31 pm
WWUD if he was employed by Toady.
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 11, 2011, 08:32:50 pm
WWUD if he WAS the demons?
Post by: ArKFallen on July 11, 2011, 09:57:45 pm
Be happy but eventually go berserk when he realises Toady dosen't have enough beer for him.Sneak out of HFS and wage war on the dwarves as the Goblin master.
WWUD if he WAS the demons?
WWUD if he was a cannibal dwarf?
Post by: noah22223 on July 11, 2011, 10:09:06 pm
WWUD if his friend jumped off a cliff?
Post by: Toriad on July 11, 2011, 11:34:51 pm
WWUD if he lost a leg?
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 11, 2011, 11:43:14 pm
WWUD if he was a cannibal corpse? (in simplified words, a zombie)
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 12, 2011, 01:23:44 am
WWUD if he discovered how to modify the raws?
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 12, 2011, 01:58:27 am
WWUD if he knew what Urist would do?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 12, 2011, 05:34:39 am
WWUD if the mayor looked really young for his age and kept mandating the production of blood barrels?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 12, 2011, 05:42:41 am
WWUD if a giant cave spider was the mayor and it kept mandating soap makers?
Post by: DrKillPatient on July 12, 2011, 09:05:40 am
WWUD if he got a strange mood and constructed a large hadron collider?
Post by: Qinetix on July 12, 2011, 09:11:24 am
WWUD if he mined a rock and got uranium?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on July 12, 2011, 03:09:56 pm
The ☼copper pick☼ is fusing with UristMcMiner
UristMcMiner has transformed into Minerman
Minerman cancels dig: Interupted by troglodyte
WWUD if he was Minerman and was interupted by a troglodyte.
Post by: jaxy15 on July 12, 2011, 03:21:08 pm
WWUD if he could regenerate from any wound, except disintegration?
Post by: PKPhyre on July 12, 2011, 05:36:43 pm
WWUD if he was unarmed, alone, and cornered by 3 Giant Cave Spiders?
Post by: ArKFallen on July 12, 2011, 07:09:27 pm
The Giant Cave Spider is fighting the Giant Cave Spider! x3
The Giant Cave Spider has been struck down x3
Urist McRecruit has collided with an obstacle!
Urist McRecruit has painted the cavern!
WWUD if demons ignored him like elves ignore wildlife?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 12, 2011, 08:45:38 pm
What would Urist do if the mayor mandated the production of dwarf bone items?
Post by: Toriad on July 12, 2011, 10:35:54 pm
WWUD if they ran out of ... booze
Post by: Elaxter on July 12, 2011, 11:37:17 pm
What would Urist do if they tried to make booze from meat?
Post by: Kay12 on July 13, 2011, 12:36:41 am
What would Urist do if the export agreement yielded 200% profits for lye?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 13, 2011, 03:32:59 am
WWUD if a herd of elephants got into the booze stockpile and guzzled all the booze?
Post by: noah22223 on July 13, 2011, 03:43:35 am
WWUD if he was a dwarf in Boatmurdered?
Post by: Qinetix on July 13, 2011, 07:25:33 am
WWUD If he would become a human?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 13, 2011, 07:30:28 am
WWUD if he was flying in a helicopter and just about to land into a warzone?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 13, 2011, 07:59:37 am
What would Urist do if he was in a war zone, and a helicopter landed?
Post by: Qinetix on July 13, 2011, 08:01:04 am
WWUD if one of his best friend that was a kid "misteriously" disappeared (baby snatcher).
Post by: Jacos on July 13, 2011, 10:44:26 am
What would Urist do if he visited Urist Wonka's booze factory?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 13, 2011, 10:57:34 am
WWUD if he woke up and was a centaur?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 13, 2011, 12:15:23 pm
End up like the fat kid.
WWUD if he woke up and was a centaur?
Nothing. He's a dwarftaur instead.
WWUD if found out he slept with an elf?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 13, 2011, 12:22:25 pm
WWUD if the elf in question was really fat and always whined?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 13, 2011, 01:04:57 pm
Keep doing it because female elves are hot.
WWUD if the elf in question was really fat and always whined?
Turn her into booze.
WWUD if the elf was actually a guy?
Post by: lurtze1 on July 13, 2011, 01:13:46 pm
WWUD would urist fo if he was a fish disector?
Post by: Mobotium on July 13, 2011, 01:40:01 pm
WWUD if he was blind?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 13, 2011, 01:41:36 pm
WWUD if he found a named sasquatch named bigfoot?
Post by: Qinetix on July 13, 2011, 01:43:56 pm
WWUD if he went in a long voyage to the beach for a week?
Post by: noah22223 on July 13, 2011, 01:45:49 pm
WWUD if a white Titan appeared with blue hair and beware its deadly fashion?
Post by: Mobotium on July 13, 2011, 01:47:00 pm
WWUD if he found a elf in his trade depot?
Post by: Qinetix on July 13, 2011, 01:53:03 pm
WWUD if he had a rock vial with magma inside?
Post by: noah22223 on July 13, 2011, 01:59:15 pm
WWUD if a giant 3-toed storywriter titan appeared?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 13, 2011, 09:01:11 pm
What would Urist do if one toady person came to his fort?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 13, 2011, 10:45:20 pm
Urist McDwarf has bled to death.
Toady One: Oh, and lets test the new cave-in system too.
Urist McDwarfs 2-67 have been crushed beneath the collapsing ceiling.
Toady One: Cool.
What would Urist McMigrant do if he was ordered into a room full of spikes?
Post by: Jacob/Lee on July 13, 2011, 10:49:27 pm
WWUD if his whole family was killed by a giant, fire breathing fly that was staring at him at this very moment?
Post by: noah22223 on July 13, 2011, 11:05:01 pm
WWUD if a Slugman was friendly when he was ordered to kill it?
Post by: Elaxter on July 13, 2011, 11:31:21 pm
Walk off to eat a *kitten tallow roast*.
WWUD if a Slugman was friendly when he was ordered to kill it?
Kill it anyway, no one disobeys the overseer!
WWUD if he tried to make an everlasting booze-stopper
Post by: Hitty40 on July 14, 2011, 02:40:25 am
Walk off to eat a *kitten tallow roast*.
WWUD if a Slugman was friendly when he was ordered to kill it?
Kill it anyway, no one disobeys the overseer!
WWUD if he tried to make an everlasting booze-stopper
"Are you shitting me?"
WWUD if he played CoD?
Post by: Kay12 on July 14, 2011, 02:50:35 am
What would Urist do if his dwarfputer could accurately predict the future?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 14, 2011, 02:56:38 am
WWUD if everyone else thought that he was just stark raving mad?
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 14, 2011, 03:04:26 am
WWUD if he had no head but was somehow alive?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 14, 2011, 03:10:23 am
Go stark raving mad from sadness.
WWUD if he had no head but was somehow alive?
Not possible.
WWUD if Toady randomly shut down DF with no more updates?
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 14, 2011, 03:13:39 am
WWUD if he changed Adamantine's name to Death Metal?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 14, 2011, 01:19:39 pm
What would Urist do if he was a sporeling (Spore, obviously; creature that cab rapidly evolve, more or less, sometimes even change its form depending on the spinoff)?
Post by: lurtze1 on July 14, 2011, 02:12:26 pm
Wudd would Urist do if het 3 toe left foot was bruised?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 14, 2011, 02:22:01 pm
WWUD if he had Alex Mercer's powers?
Post by: Kay12 on July 14, 2011, 02:46:20 pm
Pa, look! It's the elven caravan! They have a lot of stuff this time!
Aye, those hippie bastard elves... would ye go and pull the drowning chamber's lever for me, sonny? Me back's ailing again...
Sure thing pa! Boy, I'm gonna pull the lever for the very first time!
What would Urist do if he was drafted in the army, but he only got a training axe?
Post by: Lovechild on July 14, 2011, 02:51:50 pm
What would Urist do if (when!) the next DF version is released?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 14, 2011, 03:44:14 pm
WWUD if he married a FB?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 15, 2011, 04:57:30 am
What would Urist McFatty do if he heard about a new diet that involves standing in a fire?
Post by: Kay12 on July 15, 2011, 05:11:22 am
Urist McContestant has the choice of three levers. One will grant him all the booze he ever wanted - the other two are linked to the Self-Annihilation mechanisms that will reduce the entire Fortress to dust. Urist chooses a lever at random. Before he makes the pull, the Court Mechanic arrives, points at a lever Urist didn't choose and tells Urist that that lever is connected to the Self-Annihilation mechanisms. So, now Urist has a choice - he can pull the lever he chose initially, switch to the other still unknown lever or just screw it all and pull the certain doom lever. WWUD?
Post by: noah22223 on July 15, 2011, 05:30:40 am
WWUD if his mother became a zombie next update?
Post by: Elaxter on July 15, 2011, 06:27:55 am
Say "Feck all, im poolin dis heer lien mechenic so cawled 'dewm lever'!" Before destroying the fortress.
WWUD if his mother became a zombie next update?
Purge her with fire, it's the only way.
WWUD If he grown attatched to !!training ax!!
Post by: jaxy15 on July 15, 2011, 06:39:57 am
WWUD if he had a million clone army, all armed with candy spears?
Post by: noah22223 on July 15, 2011, 06:42:05 am
WWUD if an army of Armok's dead adventurers attacked, with the common infantry being dead dwarves from Armok's old forts?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 15, 2011, 03:20:33 pm
What would Urist do if he was migrating to a fortress?
Post by: Jacos on July 15, 2011, 03:51:51 pm
WWUD if he was the king, and guards brought two men, who both said that the same ale mug of ale was theirs?
Post by: noah22223 on July 15, 2011, 03:58:32 pm
WWUD if he was born with a tail, and the strength to break his fathers arm as a newborn?
Post by: ArKFallen on July 15, 2011, 04:06:16 pm
WWUD if his companions turned into gnomes?
Post by: Oliolli on July 16, 2011, 04:55:08 am
WWUD if a siege was approaching, and there was only one lever in the fort which controls everything?
Post by: NobodyPro on July 16, 2011, 05:53:04 am
WWUD if he were captured by elves?
Post by: Utaelilya on July 16, 2011, 11:25:01 am
WWUD if all the stone turned into magma?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 16, 2011, 02:01:54 pm
Try to sell them wood!
WWUD if all the stone turned into magma?
Urist cancels mine: being fucked over by magma.
WWUD if he was fucked over by magma?
Post by: noah22223 on July 16, 2011, 02:14:14 pm
WWUD if she was sent out to fight a siege alone?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 16, 2011, 09:15:21 pm
What would Urist do if he fell into the zombie pit?
Post by: pandamage on July 16, 2011, 10:32:29 pm
WWUD if he joined the bay12 forums?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 16, 2011, 10:38:53 pm
Turn the zombies into strong beer, then drink himself to death.
WWUD if he joined the bay12 forums?
Finds out there is already a forum user named Urist and goes into a tantrum.
WWUD if he found out all the dwarves around him were disguised as demons?
Post by: Darun009 on July 16, 2011, 10:53:47 pm
WWUD if you found that your bed was covered with magma?
Post by: Utaelilya on July 17, 2011, 09:51:08 am
WWUD if you find a pet beetle?
Post by: Elisebambi on July 17, 2011, 04:15:39 pm
What would Urist McFisherdwarf do if confronted with the decision "Do I fish from the riverside by the waterfall, or do I get in the river by the waterfall to fish?"
Post by: frodo0800 on July 17, 2011, 05:52:00 pm
WWUD if he discover that his newborn soon is a gremlin?
Post by: noah22223 on July 17, 2011, 05:52:28 pm
WWUD if he was a champion, being sent to kill 3 siege squads of goblins?
Post by: frodo0800 on July 17, 2011, 05:54:47 pm
WWUD if he was a fisher without arms?
Post by: pandamage on July 17, 2011, 06:17:06 pm
WWUD if he was an elf?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 18, 2011, 03:58:50 am
What would Urist McArchitect do if he discovered that half the pumps in the magma pump stack were installed backwards? And someone had already been sent to turn it on?
Post by: Utaelilya on July 18, 2011, 04:51:39 am
Become a diplomat and kindly ask the short tree butchers to stop killing trees. Then get dropped into magma during a tragic lever malfunction while exiting the fort.
What would Urist McArchitect do if he discovered that half the pumps in the magma pump stack were installed backwards? And someone had already been sent to turn it on?
Throw a party at the table closest to the magma pumps!
WWUD if he drink the same beverage for a long time?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 18, 2011, 01:22:12 pm
Become a diplomat and kindly ask the short tree butchers to stop killing trees. Then get dropped into magma during a tragic lever malfunction while exiting the fort.
What would Urist McArchitect do if he discovered that half the pumps in the magma pump stack were installed backwards? And someone had already been sent to turn it on?
Throw a party at the table closest to the magma pumps!
WWUD if he drink the same beverage for a long time?
Nothing. Dwarves don't give a damn as long as they have booze.
WWUD if he was a mercenary for the Humans?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 19, 2011, 03:15:08 am
WWUD if he claimed a dead goblin's sock, but couldn't collect it because the fort's front door is locked?
Post by: pandamage on July 19, 2011, 03:33:20 pm
WWUD if he had a kid?
Post by: Utaelilya on July 19, 2011, 05:24:13 pm
Break down the door while the siege is still happening.
WWUD if he had a kid?
Haul things untill he reaches his legendary strengh again.
WWUD if an elf asked him to make a wooden bin and then try to sell it to him?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 19, 2011, 06:25:41 pm
Break down the door while the siege is still happening.
WWUD if he had a kid?
Haul things untill he reaches his legendary strengh again.
WWUD if an elf asked him to make a wooden bin and then try to sell it to him?
Do so, of course.
WWUD if he was a sandwich?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on July 19, 2011, 08:25:07 pm
WWUD if he was a barrel of booze
Post by: ArKFallen on July 19, 2011, 08:30:11 pm
Sodel McGaurdCaptain has stuck down Urist McBooze!
100x messages later
Your settlement has crumbled to its end.
WWUD if he was an artifact cat bone artifact?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 19, 2011, 08:41:04 pm
Second off, nothing. There are no sentient artifacts...yet.
Tird off, what would Urist do if he was an immigrant to Ganymede, and a small piece of scrap metal struck the side of the ship near where he was?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 19, 2011, 10:32:30 pm
First off, hitty40, I know you didn't like how G died, but STOP STEALING MY WWUD SHTICK!
Buddy, I don't even know what that last word means, but i'm guessing it's 'shit'.
But, if Urist was an immigrant to Ganymede, and a small piece of scrap metal struck the side of the ship near where he was, he probrably couldn't give a damn and go back to his sock-hunting.
WWUD if he created a bone axe...out of bones?
Post by: ArKFallen on July 19, 2011, 10:37:00 pm
WWUD if given he had to chose between slaughtering elves and goblins, or drinking booze.
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 20, 2011, 02:36:22 am
WWUD if he was standing between a dragon and the booze stockpile?
Post by: Niccolo on July 20, 2011, 02:56:30 am
Shout "Hey! The goblins kill trees too!" and then grab a barrel of dwarven beer and watch both sides kill each other.
WWUD if he was standing between a dragon and the booze stockpile?
Block the dragon's deadly breath with his own body. Booze can be used in place of skin to prevent infection, but skin can't be used in place of booze to get drunk.
What would Urist do if he was the noble philosopher?
Post by: Kay12 on July 20, 2011, 03:02:03 am
What would Urist do if, upon reclaiming an ancient dwarven fortress, he discovered a perfectly preserved stash of extraordinaly superb booze behind a false wall?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 20, 2011, 03:09:41 am
But then realize it's magma and die.
WWUD if it wasn't magma?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 20, 2011, 02:55:04 pm
WWUD if he was a Spartan?
Post by: noah22223 on July 20, 2011, 02:55:52 pm
WWUD if he was at Thermopylae, and was a Spartan Pikeman?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 20, 2011, 03:24:27 pm
Be at the Dwarven Thermopylae.
WWUD if he was at Thermopylae, and was a Spartan Pikeman?
Kill everyone.
WWUD if this thread died?
Post by: Kay12 on July 20, 2011, 03:53:46 pm
What would Urist do if heard of Adventure Mode, a weird parallel Universe where time stood still, giving him time to plan his moves better?
Post by: Utaelilya on July 20, 2011, 10:31:53 pm
WWUD if he was caged with a lion?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 21, 2011, 12:36:41 am
WWUD if he lived in an aboveground fort?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 21, 2011, 01:44:46 am
WWUD if he was ordered to build a wall off of a drawbridge?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 21, 2011, 03:26:22 am
WWUD if he played Black Ops?
Post by: Utaelilya on July 23, 2011, 08:50:01 am
Trap himself in!
WWUD if he played Black Ops?
Become a legendary Marksdwarf!
WWUD if he was transformed into a vampire?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 23, 2011, 08:51:01 am
Trap himself in!
WWUD if he played Black Ops?
Become a legendary Marksdwarf!
WWUD if he was transformed into a vampire?
Suck his own blood.
WWUD if he knew the world would end in 2012?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 23, 2011, 09:03:04 am
WWUD if the volcano his fort was at was about to erupt?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 23, 2011, 09:04:07 am
Throw a tantrum before the meteor hits the fort.
WWUD if the volcano his fort was at was about to erupt?
End up like Boatmurdered: Build an ark out of stone, but get burned to death.
Post by: Audioworm333 on July 23, 2011, 01:23:34 pm
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 23, 2011, 01:28:39 pm
WWUD if he killed Justin Bieber with his pick?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 23, 2011, 02:44:27 pm
Urist would commit seppuku.
WWUD if he killed Justin Bieber with his pick?
Spit on him for being a faggot.
WWUD if there was a lever that open up the lava into the fortress?
Post by: Utaelilya on July 23, 2011, 03:54:16 pm
Urist would commit seppuku.
WWUD if he killed Justin Bieber with his pick?
Spit on him for being a faggot.
WWUD if there was a lever that open up the lava into the fortress?
Ignore the lever for another month becouse stone needs to be hauled!
WWUD if he became a goblin?
Post by: noah22223 on July 23, 2011, 04:12:11 pm
WWUD if he ate the mushroom? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGvZa3tiYwY)
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on July 23, 2011, 04:31:38 pm
WWUD if that happed daily
Post by: Hitty40 on July 23, 2011, 04:56:28 pm
Nothing what do you thing plump helmets are?
WWUD if that happed daily
Then we're in for a load of shit.
WWUD if Dwarves were swapped with elves?
Post by: MadJax on July 23, 2011, 05:01:57 pm
WWUD if a kitten accidentally unleashed the circus?
Post by: Utaelilya on July 23, 2011, 05:02:50 pm
He would have a huge loss of beds becouse of not being allowed to cut trees!Nothing what do you thing plump helmets are?
WWUD if that happed daily
Then we're in for a load of shit.
WWUD if Dwarves were swapped with elves?
WWUD if he became a stray cat in a pit full of cave aligators?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 23, 2011, 05:07:07 pm
What would Leeroy do?
Post by: Casp on July 23, 2011, 05:15:02 pm
Be killed instantly.
What would Leeroy do?
Bravely charge into a room full of forgotten beast eggs, and hatch them all, saving his squadmates time and effort with a useless, doomed to fail plan, only to be reviled for his heroism. At least he has socks.
What would Urist do if he came upon a duel between Syrupsprinkles, Morul, Ironbeard, Tholtig and Cacame?
Post by: MadJax on July 23, 2011, 05:35:22 pm
WWUD if he found out his world was in a universe INSIDE Planepacked.
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 24, 2011, 01:22:25 am
WWUD if his 50 layer coating of blood and vomit washed off?
Post by: Utaelilya on July 24, 2011, 07:27:21 am
WWUD if he was forced to look at a dog for the rest of his life?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 24, 2011, 07:29:48 am
WWUD if he was a Big Daddy?
Post by: S3Cs4uN 8 on July 24, 2011, 11:25:31 am
WWUD if he was being attacked by a minoutaur wielding socks
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on July 24, 2011, 12:42:41 pm
WWUD of there was a FB mad out of socks?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on July 24, 2011, 02:18:54 pm
WWUD if the owner of the sock FB corpse was killed in a mining accident.
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on July 24, 2011, 02:22:58 pm
Post by: Sugata-senpai on July 24, 2011, 02:46:57 pm
Post by: Hitty40 on July 24, 2011, 02:54:21 pm
WWUD if he was charged with dispensing justice to the poster who forgot to put a WWUD in his/her post.
Hammer them so much he killed them.
What would the overseer do if he assigned Urist to be the Hammerer?
Post by: Utaelilya on July 24, 2011, 04:29:56 pm
WWUD if he became a human outsider?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 24, 2011, 11:23:04 pm
What would Urist McMayor do if fortifications were carved into his bedroom's walls and a ballista was built outside of them?
Post by: Dsarker on July 25, 2011, 07:40:45 am
WWUD if he ate an elfberry and turned into an elf?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 25, 2011, 12:54:19 pm
Tell somebody to check if it works by firing it while he looks down the bolt.
WWUD if he ate an elfberry and turned into an elf?
Then it would be wierd for an elf to drink alchohol.
WWUD if he had a fully loaded shotgun?
Post by: Utaelilya on July 25, 2011, 12:55:49 pm
Throw the shotgun on the ground and run for his legendary Mithril axe!Tell somebody to check if it works by firing it while he looks down the bolt.
WWUD if he ate an elfberry and turned into an elf?
Then it would be wierd for an elf to drink alchohol.
WWUD if he had a fully loaded shotgun?
WWUD if he was at a zoo?
Post by: MadJax on July 25, 2011, 03:10:00 pm
WWUD if he couldnt find a matching pair of socks?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 26, 2011, 02:16:01 am
WWUD if a tower-cap blocked the only exit to his bedroom while he was asleep?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 26, 2011, 02:22:56 am
Then happen to go berserk and kill everyone.
WWUD if he had a nuke?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 26, 2011, 02:24:15 am
Get a fell mood and make a sock out of dwarf leather, iron, gold, tower-cap, star ruby, and adamantine. Then, after realizing that he just made one totally unique sock, he would go berserk and kill the fort.
WWUD if a tower-cap blocked the only exit to his bedroom while he was asleep?
Pull the lever to activate and and warn no one.
WWUD if he was in Cataclysm?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 26, 2011, 02:26:31 am
Hey, you skipped mine!Get a fell mood and make a sock out of dwarf leather, iron, gold, tower-cap, star ruby, and adamantine. Then, after realizing that he just made one totally unique sock, he would go berserk and kill the fort.
WWUD if a tower-cap blocked the only exit to his bedroom while he was asleep?
Pull the lever to activate and and warn no one.
WWUD if he was in Cataclysm?
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 26, 2011, 02:31:50 am
Tantrum and kick the cap in half.
Then happen to go berserk and kill everyone.
WWUD if he had a nuke?
Get a fell mood and make a sock out of dwarf leather, iron, gold, tower-cap, star ruby, and adamantine. Then, after realizing that he just made one totally unique sock, he would go berserk and kill the fort.
WWUD if a tower-cap blocked the only exit to his bedroom while he was asleep?
Pull the lever to activate and and warn no one.
WWUD if he was in Cataclysm?
He would attempt to use the nuke to stop the zombies, but blow himself up in the progress.
WWUD if he was vomiting?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 26, 2011, 02:35:22 am
Hey, you skipped mine!Get a fell mood and make a sock out of dwarf leather, iron, gold, tower-cap, star ruby, and adamantine. Then, after realizing that he just made one totally unique sock, he would go berserk and kill the fort.
WWUD if a tower-cap blocked the only exit to his bedroom while he was asleep?
Pull the lever to activate and and warn no one.
WWUD if he was in Cataclysm?
Sorry about that, my answer is actually about your nuke one, you posted before me and I forgot to remove the qoute.
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 26, 2011, 02:50:00 am
He would attempt to use the nuke to stop the zombies, but blow himself up in the progress.
WWUD if he was vomiting?
Complain about the horrible, horrible ball of fire in the sky while making everything green.
WWUD if he invented sunglasses and sunscreen?
Post by: StreetPizza on July 26, 2011, 10:03:39 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh, and he'll be tan too.
What would Urist do if a gaggle of kittens started using his beard as their home?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 26, 2011, 10:45:00 am
WWUD if he was a hippie?
Post by: Utaelilya on July 26, 2011, 01:56:55 pm
WWUD if he became his own father?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 28, 2011, 03:51:19 am
WWUD if he learned the secret of turning water into magma?
Post by: frodo0800 on July 28, 2011, 10:44:44 am
WWUD if she was an porno actress?
Post by: Qinetix on July 28, 2011, 11:08:38 am
WWUD If he fell into a mood and he killed the monarch for his bones?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 28, 2011, 01:09:03 pm
She would do nothing , DF doesn't have filming cameras.
WWUD If he fell into a mood and he killed the monarch for his bones?
Become the new monarch and have an Unforunate Accident.
WWUD if he was Urist McCroft?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 30, 2011, 08:12:33 am
WWUD if he pierced an aquifer?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 30, 2011, 09:55:51 am
What would Urist do if he was a tree?
Post by: RenoFox on July 30, 2011, 01:03:57 pm
WWUD if he was caught in a cage trap?
Post by: Qinetix on July 30, 2011, 01:29:08 pm
WWUD if he was transfered to a forest retreat?
Post by: noah22223 on July 30, 2011, 02:24:35 pm
WWUD if he went berserk in the middle of a fortress as a legendary +5 miner with max strength, toughness, and endurance, while mining with an artifact 1.5 million value adamantine pickaxe that menaces with spikes of adamantine?
Post by: Mobotium on July 30, 2011, 04:54:51 pm
WWUD if he lost his sock in a deeeeeeeeep hole with no apparent entrance and had no pick to dig one?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on July 30, 2011, 06:28:48 pm
WWUD if it was a hole to the magma sea?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 30, 2011, 07:09:13 pm
Thats silly he would just jump for it
WWUD if it was a hole to the magma sea?
That's silly, he would just jump into it.
WWUD if there was a civil war going on?
Post by: Mobotium on July 31, 2011, 06:13:55 am
WWUD if he discovered a pile of rat weed inside his barrel of ale?
Post by: Utaelilya on July 31, 2011, 11:26:52 am
Fire the magma cannon.
WWUD if he discovered a pile of rat weed inside his barrel of ale?
Throw away the rat weed and continue with his drinking!
WWUD if he became a demigod?
Post by: jaxy15 on July 31, 2011, 11:30:29 am
WWUD if he could control 5 steel golems?
Post by: Hitty40 on July 31, 2011, 11:55:46 am
Kill every goblin he sees, then get stabbed in the brain while trying to get a sock.
WWUD if he could control 5 steel golems?
Melt them down!
WWUD if he was Armok?
Post by: Utaelilya on July 31, 2011, 05:35:36 pm
WWUD if he had to use a crutch for the rest of his life?
Post by: ArKFallen on July 31, 2011, 05:57:01 pm
WWUD if he had to use a crutch for the rest of his life?Be a badass champion for the next 3 years, and die to a giant olm.
WWUD if every stone he mined turned to dust?
Post by: Buttery_Mess on July 31, 2011, 07:40:01 pm
WWUD if he was lost at sea?
Post by: Audioworm333 on July 31, 2011, 08:40:28 pm
WWUD if everything he touched turned to magma?
Post by: Niccolo on July 31, 2011, 08:48:34 pm
What would Urist do if an Elvish wizard cursed him to lose his beard?
Post by: Hitty40 on August 01, 2011, 02:19:44 am
Poke Elves.
What would Urist do if an Elvish wizard cursed him to lose his beard?
Grow a new one. Then kill the Wizard.
WWUD if the queen he married had an ufortunate accident?
Post by: Utaelilya on August 01, 2011, 03:19:03 am
WWUD if he had to do one quest?
Post by: UltraValican on August 01, 2011, 10:52:56 am
What would Urist do if he learned a spell that turned blood into booze.
Post by: Mobotium on August 01, 2011, 12:05:18 pm
WWUD if he could swim in magma?
Post by: Buttery_Mess on August 01, 2011, 12:31:21 pm
WWUD if he lost both his eyes in a fight?
Post by: Hitty40 on August 01, 2011, 02:45:24 pm
Urist CAN swim in magma, and a certain reckless miner is about to prove it. Urist just can't survive it.
WWUD if he lost both his eyes in a fight?
Use socks as replacement eyeballs.
WWUD if he atomsmashed someone?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 01, 2011, 05:44:36 pm
What would Urist do if all socks were mysteriously wiped off of the face of the earth?
Post by: UltraValican on August 01, 2011, 06:36:48 pm
What would Urist do if the Goblins brought gifts of booze and gold, instead of goblinite?
Post by: Utaelilya on August 02, 2011, 06:57:19 am
Live to a ripe old age.
What would Urist do if the Goblins brought gifts of booze and gold, instead of goblinite?
Befriend the goblins and have an ally to destroy the elfs!
WWUD listen to if he obtained an mp3?
Post by: Jacos on August 02, 2011, 08:26:18 am
Post by: Utaelilya on August 02, 2011, 08:27:02 am
Post by: UltraValican on August 02, 2011, 08:32:43 am
What would Ursit do if he was the demons.
Post by: jaxy15 on August 02, 2011, 08:34:23 am
WWUD if the dinosaurs came back?
Post by: Utaelilya on August 02, 2011, 08:36:19 am
Kill everyone with deadly dust.
WWUD if the dinosaurs came back?
Obtain T-rex mount!
WWUD if he became a spear dworf?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 02, 2011, 09:49:30 am
What would Urist do if he mysteriously turned into a kobold?
Post by: Utaelilya on August 02, 2011, 10:00:25 am
Get killed by the other dwarves for being a "dworf" and not a dwarf.
What would Urist do if he mysteriously turned into a kobold?
Try to steal socks!
What would Urist mckobold do if he was caught trying to steal socks?
Post by: ArKFallen on August 02, 2011, 10:05:31 am
WWUD if the ghosts of his family members wouldn't stop haunting him?
Post by: Utaelilya on August 02, 2011, 10:11:57 am
Have his arm bitten off by a war dog.
WWUD if the ghosts of his family members wouldn't stop haunting him?
Throw a tantrum spiral ending in a mass lava dive!
WWUD if he threw a rock on a titan and then noticed weapon was gone?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 02, 2011, 10:59:58 am
What would Urist do if he were a goblin in a goblin fortress and dwarves were sieging it?
Post by: Hitty40 on August 02, 2011, 12:38:12 pm
WWUD if he was Urist McDeathwing?
Post by: Baron Baconeer on August 02, 2011, 12:44:16 pm
Give all the nobles an unforunate accident.
WWUD if he was Urist McDeathwing?
Nothing different. Just maybe a little less magma.
WWUD if he would wake up from his bed, while an eight-legged ankylosaur would tear his door down?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 02, 2011, 12:48:05 pm
What would Urist do if he beat the shit out of an entire goblin siege all on his own with his bare hands?
Post by: peskyninja on August 02, 2011, 12:49:11 pm
WWUD if he was an armless wrestler?
Post by: peskyninja on August 02, 2011, 12:51:50 pm
She would do nothing , DF doesn't have filming cameras.
WWUD If he fell into a mood and he killed the monarch for his bones?
HD slabs,duh!
Post by: pandamage on August 02, 2011, 01:55:26 pm
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 02, 2011, 01:59:42 pm
WHAT WOULD URIST DO IF THIS SENTENCE WERE IN ALL LOWERCASE?
Post by: Hitty40 on August 02, 2011, 02:20:06 pm
Urist McWhatever has been unhappy lately. He has been trolled on a forum recently.
WHAT WOULD URIST DO IF THIS SENTENCE WERE IN ALL LOWERCASE?
PROBRABLY TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. Just sayin'. :)
WWUD if he did tell someone to shut the fuck up?
Post by: Utaelilya on August 02, 2011, 02:36:36 pm
Urist McWhatever has been unhappy lately. He has been trolled on a forum recently.
WHAT WOULD URIST DO IF THIS SENTENCE WERE IN ALL LOWERCASE?
PROBRABLY TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. Just sayin'. :)
WWUD if he did tell someone to shut the fuck up?
He would tell someone to shut the fuck up?
WWUD if he had to tell someone to shut the fuck up?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 02, 2011, 02:39:11 pm
WWUD if he had an automatically-reloading rapid-fire crossbow + aimbot?
Post by: Utaelilya on August 02, 2011, 02:40:26 pm
Tell them to shut the fuck up.Get banned for cheating!
WWUD if he had an automatically-reloading rapid-fire crossbow + aimbot?
WWUD if his grandma came for a visit?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 02, 2011, 02:41:59 pm
What would Urist do if he met an evil version of him named Tsiru?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on August 02, 2011, 03:12:35 pm
WWUD if every thing metal was only made by elves
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 02, 2011, 03:57:19 pm
What would Urist do if he was a god?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 02, 2011, 04:00:31 pm
WWUD if he had a tank?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on August 02, 2011, 06:18:34 pm
WWUD if the goblins brought seige engines instead of just running up to the dwarven fort and hoping for the best.
Post by: adasdad on August 02, 2011, 10:08:41 pm
WWUD if he had to wall off the fortress from an aproaching megabeast
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 03, 2011, 02:12:35 am
What would Urist McMayor do if offered the honor of being the first to try out the fort's new 30 z-level diving board?
Post by: Kay12 on August 03, 2011, 02:38:29 am
What would Urist do with all that adamantine if you weren't there to regulate its use?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 03, 2011, 02:39:27 am
WWUD if he was the smartest dwarf in the fort, but just an ordinary thresher?
Post by: S3Cs4uN 8 on August 03, 2011, 03:30:29 am
WWUD if he saw thousands of kobolds
Post by: Niccolo on August 03, 2011, 04:55:26 am
Urist McThresher cancels job Threshing: needs subordinate
WWUD if he saw thousands of kobolds
Nothing, unless they tried to steal his booze.
What would Urist do with a Swiss Army Knife?
Post by: Kay12 on August 03, 2011, 06:56:07 am
Urist wakes up after two weeks of alcohol deprivation, feeling very unwell, and notices that the Baron is lying on the floor of his apartment with Urist's pickaxe sticking out of his skull. What would Urist do?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 03, 2011, 07:18:12 am
What would Urist do if he was the baron?
Post by: Niccolo on August 03, 2011, 07:26:27 am
Urist McWhatever has been ecstatic lately. He took joy in slaughter lately.
What would Urist do if he was the baron?
Decompose.
What would Urist the Engraver engrave next?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 03, 2011, 07:30:13 am
What would Urist do if [Insert random funny scenario here]?
Post by: Kay12 on August 03, 2011, 07:38:37 am
What would Urist do if a beard tax was implemented?
Post by: Niccolo on August 03, 2011, 10:03:28 am
What would Urist do if he encountered a Forgotten Beast syndrome that made hair fall out?
Post by: UltraValican on August 03, 2011, 10:05:29 am
What would Urist do if he was a persona(Atlus).
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 03, 2011, 11:08:52 am
What would Urist do if he was an evil demon dwarf named Tsiru and he was invading a dwarf fortress?
Post by: adasdad on August 03, 2011, 01:06:41 pm
WWUD if he was the last dwarf standing after a forgotten beast attack?
Post by: Hitty40 on August 03, 2011, 01:37:08 pm
WWUD if he was in an Atlas?(BattleTech fans should know what it is :P)
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 03, 2011, 04:57:23 pm
Pilot it to the best of his abilities but ultimately destroy it trying to fuel it with magma.
What would Urist do if he was sober for once?
Post by: Hitty40 on August 03, 2011, 05:59:17 pm
WWUD if he calmed down from being berserk?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on August 03, 2011, 08:32:28 pm
WWUD if he was punished by the baron for failing a mandate, the fortress had no prison, and he was the hammerer.
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 03, 2011, 08:45:40 pm
What would Urist do if an artifact he had made was defaced?
Post by: Hitty40 on August 03, 2011, 11:10:21 pm
WWUD if he enjoy killing a dwarf recently?
Post by: Kay12 on August 04, 2011, 01:38:50 am
What would Urist MacLyemaker do if the Duke's grand golden mansion was accidentally assigned to him and no one noticed?
Post by: Dradym on August 04, 2011, 02:06:56 am
WWUD if theres a party in the statue garden, one in the zoo, and one in the dining room. all three are being thrown by close friends, and havent had time to make something out of stone for a gift for any of them. oh and its his wife's birthday, luckily hes not so dumb as to forget...yeah he doesnt have a gift for her either.
Post by: Hitty40 on August 04, 2011, 02:17:28 am
WWUD if he forged a slade warhammer?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 04, 2011, 02:48:21 am
The falling slade warhammer strikes the weaponsmith in the left foot, and the severed part flies off in an arc!
The falling slade warhammer has defaced a Urist McDwarf!
Urist has bled to death.
WWUD if he was attacked by magma carp while working at a magma forge?
Post by: Hitty40 on August 04, 2011, 02:55:26 am
WWUD if this happened? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=78490.msg2027545#msg2027545)
Post by: Mobotium on August 04, 2011, 04:42:06 am
WWUD if he knew there was a metal even more valuable and stronger than candy in the deepest reaches of the red holes in the circus?
Post by: Kay12 on August 04, 2011, 04:59:38 am
What would Urist do if his elven neighbors created a Fortress even more awesome than his?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 04, 2011, 07:15:53 am
What would Urist do if he was the only dwarf in the fortress, and it was currently being sieged by goblins?
Post by: Kay12 on August 04, 2011, 07:29:44 am
What would Urist do if he invested his lifetime savings in charcoal industry just before the magma furnace was invented?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 04, 2011, 09:53:53 am
?sdrawkcab saw ecnetnes siht fi od tsirU dluow tahW
Post by: Kay12 on August 04, 2011, 02:27:55 pm
What would Urist McRoyal do after seeing the following announcement...
We have struck Weapons Grade Plutonium! Praise the miners!
?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 04, 2011, 02:52:00 pm
What would Urist do if all the water and booze in the fortress became irradiated?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on August 04, 2011, 03:00:24 pm
WWUD if he began to mutate after drinking some suspicious booze.
Post by: Darth_Karl on August 04, 2011, 03:13:14 pm
WWUD if he encountred a forgotten beast made of slade with semi-liquid rock for blood?
Post by: Hitty40 on August 04, 2011, 03:15:30 pm
WWUD if he was Urist McWashington?
Post by: Kay12 on August 04, 2011, 03:27:28 pm
What would Urist do if he was told by his parents that he was adopted and instead of a dwarf he was a short and hairy human?
Post by: Darth_Karl on August 04, 2011, 07:46:22 pm
WWUD if dwarfs had TNT.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 04, 2011, 08:13:09 pm
What would Urist do if he was a space marine?
Post by: Dsarker on August 04, 2011, 08:27:13 pm
WWUD if he became a tau?
Post by: Niccolo on August 04, 2011, 08:50:00 pm
Fall to Chaos, of course, who have the blood god.
WWUD if he became a tau?
Mistake what it meant to be a fire warrior.
What would Urist do when the Necrons attacked?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 04, 2011, 08:55:03 pm
What would Urist do if he was another god of blood, and was battling with Armok for superiority?
Post by: Kay12 on August 05, 2011, 01:19:23 am
What would Urist do if his beard attempted to choke him?
Post by: Qinetix on August 05, 2011, 02:01:32 am
Its super effective!
WWUD if he meets a russian?
Post by: Niccolo on August 05, 2011, 03:08:00 am
What would Urist do in Italy?
Post by: Qinetix on August 05, 2011, 04:40:31 am
WWUD If he was an american scientist during the World War 2?
Post by: Kay12 on August 05, 2011, 04:56:38 am
What would Urist do if he was invited to a Dwarven popstar's concert as a VIP?
Post by: Qinetix on August 05, 2011, 05:06:42 am
WWUD if he got a vial of magma?
Post by: Darth_Karl on August 05, 2011, 06:36:27 am
WWUD if he fiound a fort made by rhino's?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 05, 2011, 06:45:36 am
WWUD if a fangirl engraved a picture of him and another male dwarf reproducing by spores?
Post by: Angel Of Death on August 05, 2011, 06:52:26 am
WWUD if he was a serial killer?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 05, 2011, 06:54:57 am
WWUD if he had a candy warhammer?
Post by: Kay12 on August 05, 2011, 07:03:29 am
What would Urist do if he was cave adapted but the only stockpile of booze was on the surface?
Post by: Dsarker on August 05, 2011, 08:48:27 pm
WWUD if he then ran out of vomit?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 06, 2011, 07:18:36 am
WWUD if the previous owner of the fort's only adamantine sock just died? And everyone else in the fort wants it too?
Post by: chuckthegr8 on August 06, 2011, 06:59:34 pm
What would Urist do if the fortress is perfect and there is a large aquifer above the common room?
Post by: MorleyDev on August 06, 2011, 07:06:41 pm
What would Urist do if confronted by an army of reanimated goblin heads led by an elfish necromancer, and all he has in his possession is delicious cheese?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 07, 2011, 12:58:08 am
What would Urist McLegendaryMechanic do if he had a grudge with everyone in the fort?
Post by: Kay12 on August 07, 2011, 04:03:14 am
What would Urist do if he came home from work early and found his son dressed up as an elf?
Post by: Niccolo on August 07, 2011, 05:07:50 am
Use a trap. If that fails... use more trap.
What would Urist do if he came home from work early and found his son dressed up as an elf?
"Now, son... I know it's natural to want to experiment with your sexuality, but there is a line."
What would Urist do on the moon (apart from suffocate)?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 09, 2011, 01:29:28 am
WWUD if he discovered an underground lake of booze?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 09, 2011, 01:34:58 am
WWUD if he discovered these new inventions called "bread" and "nutella"?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 10, 2011, 04:10:34 am
WWUD if his elephant meat roast was reanimated by a necromancer while he was eating it?
Post by: chuckthegr8 on August 12, 2011, 02:42:10 pm
Post by: Jalapeńo Cheesepuffs on August 12, 2011, 10:24:43 pm
Post by: Spaghetti7 on August 13, 2011, 01:56:32 am
What would Urist do if he broke into a cavern full of giant olms surrounding a single, shining, beautiful and tasty block of gold ore?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 13, 2011, 01:57:58 am
WWUD if he had an ion cannon?
Post by: Spaghetti7 on August 13, 2011, 12:44:13 pm
What would Urist do when presented with a caged, unarmed goblin, a bucket of lava and a *cat leather loincloth*?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 13, 2011, 12:46:55 pm
WWUD if he could fire cloth from his hands every month?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 14, 2011, 04:22:35 am
WWUD if he went to a party and discovered that it was being hosted by a ghost?
Post by: Spaghetti7 on August 14, 2011, 04:39:52 am
What would Urist do if he captured a breeding pair of rabbits, and ended up with hundreds of the fluffy buggers?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 14, 2011, 05:16:12 am
WWUD if he had telekinetic powers?
Post by: NightS on August 15, 2011, 02:47:04 am
WWUD if he was trapped in a garbage chute/compactor?
Post by: Satarus on August 15, 2011, 12:19:03 pm
WWUD if the garbage chute had been a magma chute?
Post by: NightS on August 15, 2011, 12:33:42 pm
WWUD if he was in the boozehalla?
Post by: lurtze1 on August 16, 2011, 08:08:17 am
WUDD would Urist do if he was Zelda?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 16, 2011, 08:30:39 am
WWUD if a new bar opened?
Post by: Satarus on August 16, 2011, 09:35:46 am
WWUD if she was Zelda?
Post by: Zorbeltuss on August 16, 2011, 11:05:49 am
Urist McDrunk cancels <insert critical task>: Organizing Party.Marry Ganondorf because Link is a pansy Elf and Ganondorfs name ends with dorf.
WWUD if she was Zelda?
WWUD if she could refine Caesium?
Post by: Niccolo on August 16, 2011, 07:22:43 pm
Urist McDrunk cancels <insert critical task>: Organizing Party.Marry Ganondorf because Link is a pansy Elf and Ganondorfs name ends with dorf.
WWUD if she was Zelda?
WWUD if she could refine Caesium?
Somehow splash it with water.
What would Urist do with a TARDIS?
Post by: PCpaste on August 17, 2011, 11:30:05 pm
What would Urist's cat do if a Kobold pet her?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 18, 2011, 04:03:21 am
WWUD if his cat did that enough to get a name?
Post by: Dsarker on August 18, 2011, 06:27:01 am
WWUD if there was a goblinsplosion?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 18, 2011, 12:19:25 pm
WWUD if he found hundreds of edible GCS eggs?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 18, 2011, 07:19:17 pm
What would Urist do if he had a pet giant cave spider?
Post by: ArKFallen on August 18, 2011, 07:21:07 pm
What would Urist do if he had a pet giant cave spider?Collect silk for weaving from the wild ones below. Dwarves are like that.
WWUD if his room was filled with cavy sows?
Post by: The Master on August 18, 2011, 09:22:53 pm
What would Urist do if all his friends were undead?
Post by: Niccolo on August 18, 2011, 10:38:41 pm
What would Urist do if the fortress contained nothing but mudstone and orthoclase?
Post by: poncheman on August 19, 2011, 02:37:17 am
What would urist do if he fell into an ambush?
Post by: PCpaste on August 19, 2011, 03:07:04 am
What would Urist do if he was given a masterful elven sword to fight the gigantic spider made of coal, with wings, and poisonous bites that dissolve flesh instantly?
Post by: Mobotium on August 19, 2011, 09:30:35 am
WWUD if all the stone in the world was an aquifer?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 19, 2011, 09:35:42 am
WWUD if he discovered the act of pleasuring himself using his own spores?
Post by: ArKFallen on August 19, 2011, 11:24:32 am
WWUD if he discovered the act of pleasuring himself using his own spores?The most disturbing cancellation message ever:
Urist McNobody cancels eat: pleasuring self
What Would Urist Do if the elves began accepting wood crafts?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 19, 2011, 10:18:27 pm
WWUD if he rediscovered the ancient art of propelling goblins across the entire map with a single hammer strike?
Post by: UltraValican on August 20, 2011, 10:38:25 pm
What would Urist do if the goblins had fighter jets and robot dargons,and
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: chuckthegr8 on August 21, 2011, 01:20:55 pm
What would Urist do if Uristette fell into a cavern?
Post by: Hitty40 on August 21, 2011, 03:40:10 pm
WWUD if he was in Minecraft?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 21, 2011, 03:48:11 pm
Then get eaten by zombies.
WWUD if he could control time?
Post by: Hitty40 on August 21, 2011, 04:00:14 pm
Punch down trees, make a carpenter's workshop, make blocks, and build a home.
Then get eaten by zombies.
WWUD if he could control time?
Go back and do it all over again.
WWUD if he was a goblin?
Post by: DrKillPatient on August 21, 2011, 04:16:39 pm
WWUD if he fell down a volcano and onto a forgotten beast swimming in the magma sea?
Post by: MenacesWithSpikes on August 21, 2011, 07:33:56 pm
WWUD if he fell down a volcano and onto a forgotten beast swimming in the magma sea?
Definitely time for the Tame Megabeast labor. Then look for a second one, in order to breed War Megabeasts.
Also build a nest box for !!SCIENCE!! purposes. Megabeast Egg Omelettes would be delicious.
WWUD if the zone his fortress was in began to run very low on wood?
Post by: EveryZig on August 21, 2011, 09:47:40 pm
WWUD if the zone his fortress was in began to run very low on wood?Slaughter the HFS and pour a waterfall in it to make a tree farm, of course.
WWUD if he was bitten by the dread were-elf?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 22, 2011, 02:11:54 am
WWUD if everyone was adopting were-cats?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 22, 2011, 02:22:46 am
WWUD if he was a rare, extinct in the wild, Dorf-Saiyan that could go Super Dorf-Saiyan 2?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 22, 2011, 08:19:09 am
What would Urist do if all the booze magically turned into water?
Post by: chuckthegr8 on August 22, 2011, 12:59:02 pm
What would Urist do if all his friends die?
Post by: Niccolo on August 22, 2011, 08:36:59 pm
He'll turn water into whine.
What would Urist do if all his friends die?
Balance out at content. On the one hand, no friends. On the other hand, no friends to share the booze with.
What would Urist do with four lyrebirds?
Post by: Jacos on August 25, 2011, 04:00:23 pm
What would Urist do with the power of life and death?
Post by: Dsarker on August 25, 2011, 09:19:39 pm
WWUD if he was a pony?
Post by: ArKFallen on August 26, 2011, 05:53:27 am
WWUD if he was a pony?Kick llamas, because they're in his pasture.
WWUD if his limbs regenerated?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 26, 2011, 06:16:13 am
WWUD if he could spit rocks that explode on contact with an enemy?
Post by: Dsarker on August 26, 2011, 06:47:32 am
WWUD if he hit the bottom layer and there was no magma?
Post by: Kay12 on August 26, 2011, 07:05:45 am
What would Urist do if his cousin Urist McAdventurer told him how awesome skill throwing is?
Post by: Hitty40 on August 26, 2011, 05:58:34 pm
Hit it harder.
What would Urist do if his cousin Urist McAdventurer told him how awesome skill throwing is?
Try it and kill himself trying to throw a rock.
WWUD if he had a adamantine shotgun?
Post by: Dsarker on August 26, 2011, 06:04:55 pm
WWUD if he was put into WW1?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 27, 2011, 06:55:49 am
What would Urist do if he was dual-wielding two adamantine artifact swords, was a legendary swordsdwarf, and had to kill an entire goblin siege all on his own?
Post by: Angel Of Death on August 27, 2011, 07:01:20 am
WWUD if he wasn't such a damn idiot?
Post by: Dsarker on August 27, 2011, 07:31:01 am
WWUD if there was someone stupider than him?
Post by: Hitty40 on August 27, 2011, 08:04:25 am
Poof into nonexistence. He's ALL idiot.
WWUD if there was someone stupider than him?
Body swap them.
WWUD if he originated from another game?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 27, 2011, 08:43:18 am
What would Urist do if he was trolled?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 27, 2011, 08:47:57 am
WWUD if he could become anything?
Post by: Angel Of Death on August 27, 2011, 09:03:54 am
WWUD if he was Doomguy?
Post by: Jacos on September 02, 2011, 06:54:11 am
What if Urist was the only dragonborn?
Post by: pandamage on September 07, 2011, 09:03:52 pm
WWUD if he ascended to godhood?
Post by: ArKFallen on September 07, 2011, 09:13:18 pm
WWUD if he ascended to godhood?Urist Cancels Immortality: Searching for Food
WWUD if the deer tried to be friendly?
Post by: Hitty40 on September 08, 2011, 10:25:01 am
What WOULD Urist do?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 09, 2011, 02:38:19 am
WWUD if he saw a spambot?
Post by: NRDL on September 09, 2011, 03:04:06 am
WWUD if the elves became nice?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 10, 2011, 12:49:51 pm
What would Urist do if he lived in Oceania (1984)?
Post by: Hitty40 on September 10, 2011, 01:59:14 pm
WWUD do if Dwarf skin was made of wood?
Post by: Sscral on September 10, 2011, 03:12:55 pm
WWUD if he had a cat bone, a chunk of coal, and a moose?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 10, 2011, 04:59:47 pm
What would Urist do if he had a !!lignite block!!, a catapult, and three cats?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 10, 2011, 11:14:17 pm
WWUD if the goblins discovered how to disassemble walls?
Post by: ShoesandHats on September 10, 2011, 11:24:20 pm
WWUD if he was a television news anchor?
Post by: NRDL on September 10, 2011, 11:26:01 pm
WWUD if a forgotten beast, a titan, and an elf united to destroy the fort.
Post by: Tevish Szat on September 11, 2011, 11:00:37 am
WWUD if afflicted with an easily transmissible muscle-necrosis syndrome.
Post by: Jalapeńo Cheesepuffs on September 11, 2011, 09:55:47 pm
WWUD if someone got a REALLY strange mood and kicked him from the Still?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 13, 2011, 06:21:21 am
Urist McMoody draws pictures of shells.
Fort cancels be productive: lining up for taste of adamantine booze.
Fort cancels line up: interrupted by fist fight.
Fort cancels start fight: throwing tantrum.
Urist McDwarf has bled to death x198.
Urist McDwarf has died after colliding with an obstacle after deconstructing the bridge he was standing on.
Urist McMoody cancels strange mood: went insane.
Urist McMoody has gone berserk!
Your fort has crumbled to its end.
WWUD if the goblins were in the booze stockpile holding the booze hostage?
Post by: Uthric on September 14, 2011, 10:49:58 am
WWUD if Space invaders came to the fort.
Post by: Sscral on September 14, 2011, 04:34:47 pm
WWUD if Godzilla showed up as a megabeast and attacked the fort?
Post by: NRDL on September 14, 2011, 11:08:55 pm
WWUD if the mayor mandated unobtanium bars?
Post by: Coolnesstod on September 14, 2011, 11:18:03 pm
WWUD if the lever didnt work?
Post by: SirAaronIII on September 14, 2011, 11:57:25 pm
WWUD if horrifying screams came from the depths?
Post by: NRDL on September 15, 2011, 02:50:08 am
WWUD if all he had to drink was sewage water?
Post by: Hitty40 on September 15, 2011, 02:01:51 pm
WWUD if he met Goblin Claus?
Post by: UristMcScholar on September 15, 2011, 05:47:00 pm
WWUD if he met a kobold?
Post by: EveryZig on September 16, 2011, 12:03:41 am
WWUD if he met a kobold?
Protect the horde from skulking filth!
WWUD if he saw kobolds stealing his sock and the last of the booze, but only had time to catch one of them?
Post by: NRDL on September 16, 2011, 01:58:43 am
WWUD do if he met Armok?
Post by: Hitty40 on September 16, 2011, 11:08:39 pm
Armok:"My name is Armok, damnit!"
Urist:"Chill out, man... Have some of this Dwarven weed..."
*5 mins later*
Armok:"Yeah...That's the good stuff right there..."
WWUD if he was the Sniper?
Post by: Dsarker on September 17, 2011, 12:34:35 am
WWUD if he was GLaDOS?
Post by: Max176 on September 17, 2011, 03:42:09 am
WWUD if his sister was an elf?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 17, 2011, 05:41:10 am
WWUD if boogeymen sieged the fort?
Post by: NRDL on September 17, 2011, 09:49:13 am
WWUD if he found himself in the real world with no way back?
Post by: Dsarker on September 17, 2011, 09:57:07 am
WWUD if he was a cat?
Post by: NRDL on September 17, 2011, 10:08:02 am
WWUD if he saw this topic?
Post by: Tersr on September 17, 2011, 12:24:57 pm
WWUD if he was crippled?
Post by: NRDL on September 18, 2011, 11:12:50 am
WWUD if all the adamantine just disappeared?
Post by: jaxy15 on September 18, 2011, 02:01:43 pm
Then wonder why there's a galena tube in the magma sea.
WWUD if he was Goku?
Post by: grimman007 on October 08, 2011, 09:37:30 pm
What would Urist McFreeman do if he had a gravity gun AND a portal gun?
Post by: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
WWUD if socks never existed?
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on October 08, 2011, 10:06:15 pm
What would urist use refined osmium or iridium for?
Post by: adasdad on October 09, 2011, 06:59:29 am
WWUD if necromancy gets added to the game?
Post by: jaxy15 on October 09, 2011, 08:53:09 am
WWUD if he was the overseer, but still was dumb as a dorf?
Post by: grimman007 on October 09, 2011, 10:35:27 am
Your fort has crumbled to it's end.
WWUD if he saw a coblelf (an unholy combination of carp, goblin, and elf)?
Post by: NRDL on October 09, 2011, 10:36:34 am
WWUD if he saw a cyclops with glasses?
Post by: Hitty40 on October 09, 2011, 08:59:44 pm
Fish, chop down trees, and dislike torture.
WWUD if he saw a cyclops with glasses?
Kill it for the glasses.
WWUD if he had a nuke?
Post by: Keltiknight on October 09, 2011, 09:08:36 pm
Fish, chop down trees, and dislike torture.
WWUD if he saw a cyclops with glasses?
Kill it for the glasses.
WWUD if he had a nuke?
Nuke the elves.
WWUD if a EA bought Dwarf fortress?
Post by: adasdad on October 09, 2011, 09:55:16 pm
Post by: Hitty40 on October 09, 2011, 10:53:13 pm
cancels dig: haha, suckers! toady here, did you really think i'd sell the game?
Nothing and beyond.
WWUD if he was in a tank?
Post by: NRDL on October 09, 2011, 10:57:14 pm
WWUD if he was modded to have bronze skin?
Post by: Hitty40 on October 09, 2011, 11:30:59 pm
Get freaked out and run away once an enemy gets close.
WWUD if he was modded to have bronze skin?
Urist McBronzeSkin has been struck down.
WWUD if he could fly?
Post by: rosareven on October 10, 2011, 02:15:06 am
Urist McBronzeSkin has been struck down.Continues to drink from the stockpile that's underground.
WWUD if he could fly?
WWUD if he came across an abandoned fortress?
Post by: Hitty40 on October 10, 2011, 08:04:54 am
WWUD if he was a !!carp!!?
Post by: jaxy15 on October 11, 2011, 09:15:41 am
WWUD if he was secretly an elf, but nobody in the fort knew it?
Post by: Gizogin on October 11, 2011, 09:18:55 am
WWUD if dwarven behavior suddenly made sense?
Post by: ShoesandHats on October 11, 2011, 09:24:36 am
WWUD if he was a charming British spy?
Post by: grimman007 on October 11, 2011, 07:24:42 pm
Urist McBond cancels sexytimes: Too injured.
Otherwise:
Urist McBond has been estatic lately. He recently made many friends. He has lost many friends to tragedy recently.
WWUD if the radio crackered: "No, Urist, you are the magma."?
Post by: Dsarker on October 13, 2011, 12:47:10 am
WWUD if Toady went bankrupt and had to sell DF?
Post by: micelus on October 13, 2011, 02:26:30 am
WWUD if magma was coded out of DF?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 13, 2011, 03:14:25 am
WWUD if he saw his friend ‼Urist‼ in the booze stockpile?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on October 13, 2011, 03:20:09 pm
WWUD if he learned the sacred art of sneaking around and throwing things at his opponents until they die.
Post by: jaxy15 on October 15, 2011, 06:47:36 am
Then go for a drink, and be killed by elephants.
WWUD if he had hooves?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2011, 01:14:32 pm
What would Urist do if he was in the Minecraft world?
Post by: jaxy15 on October 15, 2011, 01:39:54 pm
WWUD if I could think of something interesting?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2011, 03:31:48 pm
What would Urist do if he saw a kitten?
Post by: ShoesandHats on October 15, 2011, 07:22:45 pm
WWUD if he saw Scamps?
Post by: grimman007 on October 17, 2011, 07:30:06 pm
-->Reports-->Scamps, Cat is fighting!:
Scamps scratches the cheesemaker in the throat, tearing apart the fat and tearing apart the muscle!
A major artery has been opened by the attack and many nerves have been severed!
Urist McSoonToBeDead, Cheesemaker, has bled to death.
WWUD if there was no magma?
Post by: Organum on October 17, 2011, 07:49:29 pm
What would Urist do if magma never existed in the first place?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 17, 2011, 10:16:53 pm
WWUD if the goblins learned how to use adamantine?
Post by: Nukarama on October 17, 2011, 11:21:29 pm
Use fire demons and forgotten beasts made of flame as a heat source.
WWUD if the goblins learned how to use adamantine?
Rip off their limbs, beat them to death with them, take the adamantine.
WWUD if kittens became intelligent?
Post by: Ifeno on October 18, 2011, 10:04:14 am
What would urist do if he had a pet war tentacle demon.
Post by: jaxy15 on October 18, 2011, 10:17:34 am
WWUD if elves discovered magma before dwarves, and magma was declared elfy?
Post by: Ifeno on October 18, 2011, 10:44:24 am
WWUD if mountains where made of wood?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on October 18, 2011, 02:03:34 pm
WWUD if he was in a wooden fortress that had caught fire.
Post by: peskyninja on October 18, 2011, 04:17:42 pm
WWUD if he was a !!SOCK!!?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 19, 2011, 12:35:02 am
Urist: Oooh, a sock! *puts on sock*
‼SOCK‼: Good dwarf. Now go to the coal stockpile.
‼Urist‼: Where did that voice come from? I must be getting sober. *goes to booze stockpile*
‼SOCK‼: That works too. Now get a move on, I've been through three owners now.
WWUD if he immigrated to your fort?
Post by: King DZA on October 19, 2011, 01:32:05 am
What would Urist do with said piccolo?
Post by: jaxy15 on October 19, 2011, 06:17:14 am
WWUD if he couldn't life his life like a Kamehameha?
Post by: Viscen on October 19, 2011, 12:01:31 pm
WWUD when you paused the game to do other things? (As if you ever would.)
Post by: Sir Broccoli on October 19, 2011, 12:54:20 pm
WWUD if genies turned out to be real?
Post by: Hitty40 on October 19, 2011, 01:32:39 pm
WWUD if Dwarves had hooves and horses had feet?
Post by: jaxy15 on October 21, 2011, 08:43:31 am
WWUD if he discovered the Schrödinger's Cat experiment?
Post by: Kaleb702 Games on October 21, 2011, 11:13:57 am
If the cat is alive at the end, he eats it.
If the cat is both, he eats it.
WWUD if he played this forum game?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 21, 2011, 08:06:47 pm
What would Urist do if he realised that the computer could be used as something other than a weapon?
Post by: Nukarama on October 21, 2011, 11:37:53 pm
WWUD if clowns spawned on the surface.
Post by: King DZA on October 22, 2011, 12:51:26 am
Find out how to do the same with magma.
What would Urist do if he learned the secrets of life and death?
Post by: Ult1mara on October 22, 2011, 04:35:58 pm
WWUD If He Was On Youtube
Post by: MoosecraftMachete on October 22, 2011, 06:04:33 pm
What would Urist do if he found himself in a preschool, surrounded by sticky, undead, elven children?
Post by: 612DwarfAvenue on October 22, 2011, 06:10:21 pm
WWUD if he was the last Dwarf in the world?
Post by: Hitty40 on October 22, 2011, 06:16:28 pm
Martial trance. Undead limbs flying everywhere.
WWUD if he was the last Dwarf in the world?
Join the Kobolds.
WWUD if he was the CEO of a major mining corp?
Post by: Nukarama on October 22, 2011, 06:18:00 pm
Join the Kobolds.
WWUD if he was the CEO of a major mining corp?
Demand slade chairs.
WWUD if given a gun?
Post by: 612DwarfAvenue on October 22, 2011, 06:27:40 pm
WWUD if he was the last living thing on the planet, period?
Post by: Kaleb702 Games on October 22, 2011, 06:30:49 pm
No one said this was a male Urist...
WWUD if s/he was the father / mother of all sentient beings, including elves, dwarves, kobolds, humans, goblins, etc.
Post by: King DZA on October 22, 2011, 06:33:27 pm
What would Urist do if Armok invited him over for tea?
Post by: Nukarama on October 22, 2011, 06:36:30 pm
Change his name to Armok.FORSAKE HIM. Real blood gods don't have tea.
What would Urist do if Armok invited him over for tea?
WWUD if kobold siege?
Post by: MoosecraftMachete on October 22, 2011, 06:42:05 pm
Change his name to Armok.FORSAKE HIM. Real blood gods don't have tea.
What would Urist do if Armok invited him over for tea?
WWUD if kobold siege?
Pick up an adamantine sword, run towards the kobolds, and yell "IT'S SLAUGHTERIN' TIME!!!!"
WWUD if he managed to get into your house?
Post by: Nukarama on October 22, 2011, 06:45:56 pm
Pick up an adamantine sword, run towards the kobolds, and yell "IT'S SLAUGHTERIN' TIME!!!!"
WWUD if he managed to get into your house?
TAKE YOUR SOCKS AND BURN THE HOUSE TO THE GROUND.
WWUD if given a lead pipe and pointed at an elf?
Post by: King DZA on October 22, 2011, 07:01:50 pm
What would Urist do if he could time travel?
Post by: Time Blossom on October 22, 2011, 07:15:18 pm
WWUD at the Mall of America?
Post by: Ult1mara on October 22, 2011, 07:26:02 pm
WWUD if he saw someone humping a tree? ...... gfs idea :P
Post by: MoosecraftMachete on October 23, 2011, 12:55:41 am
Try and find a sword and burn the place downCall the person a hypocritical, tree-humping, pointy-eared hippy elf, then grab his adamantine sword and hack the elf to bits.
WWUD if he saw someone humping a tree? ...... gfs idea :P
WWUD if he posted on this topic?
Post by: The Master on October 23, 2011, 03:14:11 am
WHAT WOULD URIST DO IF COWS TOOK OVER THE WORLD?!
Post by: Time Blossom on October 23, 2011, 03:20:39 am
WWUD if beards could talk?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 23, 2011, 03:59:25 am
WWUD if the fort had 500 cats?
Post by: RenoFox on October 24, 2011, 06:45:28 pm
WWUD if elven caravans brought slade?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 24, 2011, 08:07:26 pm
What would Urist do if the elves brought adamantine?
Post by: peskyninja on October 25, 2011, 12:18:21 pm
WWUD if he was a lever?(no sex jokes please ;))
Post by: jaxy15 on October 25, 2011, 12:19:56 pm
WWUD if he could turn invisible?
Post by: Frelus on October 25, 2011, 04:40:53 pm
WWUD if there was a snow clown invasion, and he stood next to 2 levers, 1 for the controlled magma flow to the circus and 1 for the controlled cave-ins on all lower level paths?
Post by: Time Blossom on October 26, 2011, 05:12:47 am
What would Urist do for a Klondike bar?
Post by: Dsarker on October 26, 2011, 06:49:01 am
WWUD if he got teleported into the 40k universe?
Post by: Frelus on October 26, 2011, 10:13:01 am
WWUD if he had the control over a killsat located over an elven forest?
Post by: grimman007 on October 28, 2011, 05:43:15 pm
WWUD if he found out there was yaoi fanfics of him?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on November 07, 2011, 09:22:50 pm
WWUD if Jesus came proclaimed armok wasn't real
Post by: Lagslayer on November 18, 2011, 06:47:08 am
Cry horrible because of their elvish natureDie from all the magma, after Armok unleashes 40 days and 40 nights of magma rain out of sheer irony.
WWUD if Jesus came proclaimed armok wasn't real
WWUD if he encountered a fluffy wambler forgotten beast made of fire.
Post by: grimman007 on November 18, 2011, 07:51:43 pm
WWUD if he was in a cave with a box of scraps?
Post by: NonconsensualSurgery on November 19, 2011, 03:50:14 am
WWUD to get a girlfriend?
Post by: foyra on November 19, 2011, 11:32:03 pm
WWUD to lose said girlfriend?
Post by: Time Blossom on November 20, 2011, 06:07:06 am
WWUD if asked to choose between MacGyver, Han Solo and Stephen Fry?
Post by: adasdad on November 20, 2011, 05:32:15 pm
WWUD if he was on the ishimura
Post by: Teneb on November 20, 2011, 05:58:37 pm
WWUD if she was attacked by a were-capybara?
Post by: grimman007 on November 23, 2011, 03:16:45 pm
WWUD if he played DF?
Post by: Dsarker on November 23, 2011, 03:18:03 pm
WWUD if Toady decided to switch from Dwarf Fortress to Elf Forest Retreat?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 23, 2011, 08:16:54 pm
He wouldn't do anything. He's on break.He would laugh at the elves' pitiful attempts at !!SCIENCE!!.
WWUD if Toady decided to switch from Dwarf Fortress to Elf Forest Retreat?
WWUD if he had a cloning machine?
Post by: restricted on November 23, 2011, 08:25:24 pm
He would laugh at the elves' pitiful attempts at !!SCIENCE!!.Clone his army of pet cats.
WWUD if he had a cloning machine?
WWUD if he married an elf?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 23, 2011, 10:00:42 pm
What would Urist do if he was half-dwarf/half-elf, his (elven) mother was killed, and he didn't know who his father was?
Post by: Teneb on November 25, 2011, 09:03:28 pm
WWUD when faced with the legions of the underworld that would be released shortly after the sword is pulled?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 26, 2011, 04:53:31 am
Go on break. Then die ecstatic because she admired a completely sublime trap lately.
WWUD if he had just arrived at the site of a new fortress, when undead whales suddenly crawled out of the ocean and started to come towards him?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 26, 2011, 12:40:56 pm
What would Urist do if he wrote a book?
Post by: Hitty40 on November 26, 2011, 01:30:40 pm
Nothing. Urist MvMigrant cancels Flee: Interrupted by Zombie Whale.
What would Urist do if he wrote a book?
Urist McAuthor cancels write book: Grabbing socks.
WWUD if !!Fun!! was at his doorstep?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 26, 2011, 01:42:10 pm
What would urist do if the overseer told him to put some clothes on?
Post by: grimman007 on November 26, 2011, 08:21:09 pm
WWUD if the elves could change beer into water?
Post by: PCpaste on November 29, 2011, 05:07:49 am
What would Urist do if dwarves were in charge of research instead of solely the overseer?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 29, 2011, 08:00:24 am
Throw a tantrum, then decide to drink ale, wine, mead, or any other alchoholic beverage instead.Invent the beer hat.
What would Urist do if dwarves were in charge of research instead of solely the overseer?
WWUD if he had 3 wishes?
Post by: Shinotsa on November 29, 2011, 11:22:45 am
WWUD if he had 3 wishes?
Wish for a waterfall and promptly get swept into the cistern before he got to wish for more dining tables and crundle fat sandwiches.
WWUD if he accidentally "ignited" a prickle berry bush while trying to retrieve his nth pair of socks?
Post by: Silleh Boy on November 29, 2011, 02:14:52 pm
What would Urist do if he went into a fell mood in a haunted fortress?
Post by: DrKillPatient on November 29, 2011, 04:07:47 pm
WWUD if he tried to sleep on Usȃnkosh Tîrdugustosnökorrĺsh Rĺsh?
Post by: antymattar on November 29, 2011, 06:20:06 pm
Make Usȃnkosh Tîrdugustosnökorrĺsh Rĺsh, Murderslaughter the Brutal Angry Dead-Death of Dying, a ghost leather bed! It menaces with spikes of ghost bone and is encrusted with ghost tooth. On the item is an image of a dwarf in ectoplasm.He'd get a rash.
WWUD if he tried to sleep on Usȃnkosh Tîrdugustosnökorrĺsh Rĺsh?
WWUD if he realized hat the word crundle means?
Post by: Teneb on November 29, 2011, 06:26:56 pm
WWUD if offered some rope reed by an elf?
Post by: Hitty40 on November 29, 2011, 08:46:56 pm
An artery in the brain has been torned!
Elf has been struck down.
WWUD if his Elven wife was pregnant with his child?
Post by: Pray_for_Snow on November 30, 2011, 05:44:23 pm
Probably.
WWUD if Magma wasn't killing things fast enough?
Post by: grimman007 on November 30, 2011, 07:23:17 pm
ATOM SMASHERS DON'T WORK ON EVERYTHING, AND MAGMA CAN COST UPWARDS OF 50,000,000 DORFBUCKS! BUT FOR ONLY 19.99, CAVE 'N CLEAN-
A section of the cavern has collapsed!
Urist McMays has been crushed under falling debris.
CAVE 'N CLEAN. FOR WHEN THAT LITTLE PROBLEM JUST WON'T GO AWAY!
WWUD if Elves were made of wood?
Post by: Uthric on December 01, 2011, 01:06:19 am
Post by: Shinotsa on December 01, 2011, 12:47:35 pm
WWUD if there was a solar eclipse?
Post by: Pray_for_Snow on December 01, 2011, 01:26:47 pm
WWUD if he discovered this forum on a !!water-computer!! ?
Post by: Hitty40 on December 01, 2011, 02:31:12 pm
WWUD if-
A section of the cavern has collapsed!
Hitty40 has been struck down.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 01, 2011, 07:41:04 pm
What would Urist do if he was put in command of a polar retreat of toy-making elves and given a magical sleigh that could fly?
Post by: Hitty40 on December 01, 2011, 08:26:45 pm
*opens present*
"OH SHIT! GOBLIN!"
*Urist McDad runs to grab shotgun*
'The Goblin punches the Child in the crotch, severing it off in an arc!'
'Urist McChild has bled to death.'
WWUD on Dwarfmas?
Post by: Pray_for_Snow on December 01, 2011, 09:47:22 pm
WWUD if he could filter nutrients from the atmosphere, like gobblers?
Post by: Jacos on December 02, 2011, 02:00:44 pm
WWUD if it started raining booze, but the doors outside were locked?
Post by: raptorfangamer on December 02, 2011, 02:15:20 pm
Become depressed, as he would no longer need to drink alcohol.
WWUD if it started raining booze, but the doors outside were locked?
Throw a tantrum and punch the door down
WWUD if he was the only one in the fort?
Post by: Hitty40 on December 02, 2011, 02:42:21 pm
WWUD if there was a nuclear fallout?
Post by: jaxy15 on December 02, 2011, 03:46:44 pm
WWUD if an invincible green humanoid demon with antennae that spat eggs ruled the entire world? (Cookies to whoever knows who I'm talking about)
Post by: kaenneth on December 02, 2011, 05:29:00 pm
WWUD if he had a toothache?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2011, 06:05:56 pm
What would Urist do if he found himself on a forested world, ruled by elves, where dwarves are kept as slaves and pets by the supposedly-superior elves?
Post by: Pray_for_Snow on December 03, 2011, 12:04:31 am
WWUD if he discovered aluminum could be used as an effect beverage container?
Post by: Uthric on December 03, 2011, 12:31:42 am
WWUD if FUS RO DAH failed?
Post by: Jacos on December 03, 2011, 01:14:31 pm
What would Urist do if his beard was shaved off by goblins?
Post by: Hitty40 on December 03, 2011, 01:17:38 pm
Breath magma. If he can do dragon shouts, and dragons can breath fire, why can't be breath magma?
What would Urist do if his beard was shaved off by goblins?
FUS RO DAH the Gobbos away.
Post by: Gizogin on December 03, 2011, 01:19:07 pm
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/202/242/gif%20fus%20ro%20dah.gif?1321655927)Go back to playing DF instead of Skyrim.
WWUD if FUS RO DAH failed?
Breath magma. If he can do dragon shouts, and dragons can breath fire, why can't be breath magma?Urist McBeardless is stricken by melacholy!
What would Urist do if his beard was shaved off by goblins?
WWUD if the water levels in the fort were rapidly rising?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 03, 2011, 07:38:49 pm
WWUD if he fell in an eerie pit and came out of the bottom of your computer?
Post by: Duuvian on December 04, 2011, 02:27:32 am
Go get his sock while it is still only 3/7 high.
WWUD if he fell in an eerie pit and came out of the bottom of your computer?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Indian_in_the_Cupboard
Post by: Uthric on December 04, 2011, 12:48:56 pm
Go get his sock while it is still only 3/7 high.
WWUD if he fell in an eerie pit and came out of the bottom of your computer?
show the world you can divide by 0 and the go on to build a perpetual motion machine and solve the worlds energy problems before going berserk from lack of booze and destroying us all.
WWUD if he could play the sims
Post by: fergus on December 04, 2011, 08:28:29 pm
WWUD if he lost his beard.
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 04, 2011, 08:35:32 pm
FAUWUFUWKAUWFKWKRAUUWRUWARUUUAUAUUAUAURURAUARUAUUURRRR
There are a billion colony of ants living in your magma. WWUD?
Post by: fergus on December 04, 2011, 08:42:54 pm
WWUD if elves had beards?
Post by: Jacob/Lee on December 04, 2011, 09:21:53 pm
WWUD if dwarves were as tall as men?
Post by: fergus on December 04, 2011, 10:10:08 pm
WWUD if he could swim in magma?
Post by: grimman007 on December 05, 2011, 10:27:18 am
WWUD if he turned any booze he touched into water?
Post by: peskyninja on December 05, 2011, 03:53:26 pm
WWUD if he wasn't Urist?
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 05, 2011, 04:15:22 pm
WWUD if he was a were-elf
Post by: fergus on December 05, 2011, 04:16:14 pm
WWUD if he was a were-dragon?
Post by: peskyninja on December 05, 2011, 04:20:26 pm
WWUD if he wasn't of a fortress?
Post by: fergus on December 05, 2011, 05:04:34 pm
WWUD if he didn't have a pick to make a fortress with?
Post by: Funk on December 05, 2011, 06:01:52 pm
2: kill the now pissed off elves
3:loot elves
4:sell elf crap to humans for a pick
5: build fort.
Post by: Lagslayer on December 05, 2011, 08:21:34 pm
He'd a fortress so he could be a part of one.
WWUD if he didn't have a pick to make a fortress with?
1:cut down all the trees and make walls from them.
2: kill the now pissed off elves
3:loot elves
4:sell elf crap to humans for a pick
5: build fort.
WWUD if he was a philosopher that migrated to the fort?
Post by: fergus on December 05, 2011, 08:50:36 pm
WWUD if the baron was a unicorn?
Post by: Uthric on December 05, 2011, 09:07:31 pm
WWUD if he met you in RL.
Post by: fergus on December 05, 2011, 09:13:12 pm
WWUD if he was a were-carp?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 05, 2011, 10:43:09 pm
What would Urist do if he was visited by three ghosts?
Post by: fergus on December 05, 2011, 11:10:34 pm
WWUD if the grinch stole christmas?
Post by: Plutocrat on December 06, 2011, 12:23:53 am
WWUD if it snowed nonstop all winter?
Post by: fergus on December 06, 2011, 01:01:35 am
WWUD if he got lead poisoning.
Post by: Lagslayer on December 06, 2011, 03:40:30 am
Nothing. Snow isn't dangerous.Go to the hospital, wait a month, get misdiagnosed, then die and cause a tantrum spiral from bad thoughts associated with miasma and relationships.
WWUD if he got lead poisoning.
WWUD if faced with his darkest fear?
Post by: Duuvian on December 06, 2011, 04:29:59 am
WWUD if he had access to the internet?
Post by: fergus on December 06, 2011, 05:27:32 am
WWUD if he was a doctor?
Post by: TheIcelandicManiac on December 06, 2011, 05:32:36 am
WWUD if he had the power of flames?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 06, 2011, 06:37:26 am
WWUD if he saw a ‼were-troll‼ in the booze stockpile?
(yes yes, very bad pun, but I couldn't resist :P )
Post by: peskyninja on December 06, 2011, 09:14:26 am
WWUD if he son received a lead toy boat from Santagoblin?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 06, 2011, 01:29:09 pm
Spoiler: He would (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Then he would find Santa Goblin (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he woke up and realised he was actually an Elf having a nightmare?
Post by: fergus on December 06, 2011, 03:15:34 pm
WWUD if he saw a sock?
Post by: jaxy15 on December 06, 2011, 03:18:14 pm
WWUD if a clown made from adamantine ran in and said that his head would blow up and destroy the world if he didn't have every sock in the fort?
Post by: fergus on December 06, 2011, 03:25:33 pm
WWUD if he found candy?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 06, 2011, 03:28:02 pm
What am I going to do with this?
I don't want your damn candy weapons.
I WILL MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY YOU TRIED GIVING URIST OVERPOWERED METAL.
I'LL RAGE.
GET MAD EVEN.
I'LL INVENT COMBUSTIBLE CANDY, TO BURN YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT DOWN.
Then he spontaneously asplodes.
WWUD if he was a soap bar.
Post by: fergus on December 06, 2011, 03:46:37 pm
WWUD if he saw a waterfall?
Post by: grimman007 on December 06, 2011, 04:54:21 pm
WWUD if he encountered a bagma sock? (Bagma is a substance with the properties of magma, booze, and cloth)
Post by: Plutocrat on December 06, 2011, 05:04:53 pm
Run into it, then get drowned by the zombie trout that are going back to spawn.
WWUD if he encountered a bagma sock? (Bagma is a substance with the properties of magma, booze, and cloth)
If its not explicitly on fire at that moment then he'll probably leave it alone.
WWUD if he where afraid of dogs and had 10 assigned to follow him everywhere?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 06, 2011, 05:07:13 pm
WWUD if he were a carp?
Post by: fergus on December 06, 2011, 05:31:48 pm
WWUD if he tamed a dragon?
Post by: Hitty40 on December 06, 2011, 09:48:25 pm
WWUD if a silver chair was thrown at him?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 06, 2011, 09:53:41 pm
Urist has gone berserk!
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WWUD if he wasn't so autistic all the time?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 07, 2011, 08:24:25 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nothing. He'd be breaking down...Urist McNormal has become melancholy...
What would Urist do if visited by a blue centaur who offered him the ability to transform into any animal he could touch?
Post by: fergus on December 07, 2011, 11:49:42 pm
WWUD if he found a bar of gold?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 08, 2011, 11:28:34 am
WWUD if he was surrounded by plumphelmets?
Post by: Pawel1997PL on December 08, 2011, 11:34:40 am
WWUD if he could control HFS with an artifact sock made out of adamantine?
Post by: Hitty40 on December 08, 2011, 02:56:18 pm
WWUD if he was the captain of the guard equipped with an artifact pig iron spear and steel shield?
Post by: Atomicdoom on December 09, 2011, 01:45:21 am
WWUD if he Ran into a very special fortress full of hostile naked elf wrestlers?
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=96852.0 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=96852.0)
Post by: Pawel1997PL on December 09, 2011, 07:44:11 am
What would be the first thing that urist does when he trows a tantrum?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 09, 2011, 12:45:27 pm
WWUD if the game.
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 09, 2011, 01:01:27 pm
WWUD if he had a WMD.
Post by: Atomicdoom on December 10, 2011, 03:32:41 am
WWUD If he Made a MMA Arena in the fort?
Post by: RabidAnubis on December 10, 2011, 10:36:28 am
What would Urist do if he found another Urist.
Post by: grimman007 on December 11, 2011, 02:02:33 pm
WWUD if he encountered Cthulhu, Forgotten Beast?
Post by: Pawel1997PL on December 11, 2011, 03:09:10 pm
WWUD if he found Cacame
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 12, 2011, 02:10:59 pm
DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!
WWUD if he found the Dopellurist?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 12, 2011, 05:18:08 pm
What would Urist do if he looked like just another migrant?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 12, 2011, 10:21:09 pm
Nothing. The Dopellurist looks like just another migrant.Become military fodder, or possibly a !!test subject!!.
What would Urist do if he looked like just another migrant?
WWUD if he made artifact adamantine coins?
Post by: Pawel1997PL on December 13, 2011, 10:39:42 am
WWUD if he found a fort full of female elven wrestrels
Post by: Anti-Urist on December 13, 2011, 11:21:15 am
WWUD if he was turned into a kitten?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2011, 02:54:34 pm
WWUD if he had the aspect of one fey...
Post by: Anti-Urist on December 13, 2011, 02:57:08 pm
WWUD if an elf became king of his civ?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2011, 03:00:15 pm
There can only be one king.
DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!
WWUD if he had no arms... No legs... Not even teeth.
And the mother of all sieges just showed up.
Post by: grimman007 on December 14, 2011, 12:39:50 am
On the twelfth day of Christmas, what did Urist give to me?
Post by: Pawel1997PL on December 14, 2011, 08:39:07 am
WWUD if it was goblin christmas?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 14, 2011, 02:26:52 pm
Coal, or lead toys.
WWUD if it was goblin christmas?
Urist has a special gift for you!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if booze stopped existing?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 14, 2011, 08:24:04 pm
Fail to get out of the magma tunnel in time.Coal, or lead toys.
WWUD if it was goblin christmas?
Urist has a special gift for you!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if booze stopped existing?
WWUD if he could see through the !!matrix!!?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 14, 2011, 10:16:14 pm
What would Urist do if he his true love gave to him: twelve temper tantrums, eleven gold deposits, ten mason's workshops, nine children chatting, eight useless haulers, seven giant eagles, six soldiers armed with, ADAMANTINE, four steel axes, three masons, two magma pools, and a site with a river and trees (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=97121.msg2817903#msg2817903)?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 15, 2011, 12:11:43 am
Urist McDwarf has gone berserk!
WWUD if he saw an overweight man sneaking down the metalsmith workshop's chimney carrying a bag of wooden junk from the elves?
Post by: s2173 on December 15, 2011, 12:58:53 am
WWUD if, after spending a long day in the wet shaft, he leaves his socks to dry over the still, and in the morning finds out that someone obviously touched them?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 15, 2011, 01:40:56 pm
Pull the lever.
WWUD if he was the last Dwarf in existence?
Post by: stormtemplar on December 15, 2011, 01:52:07 pm
WWUD if he found himself far from home without a pair of socks.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 15, 2011, 08:49:04 pm
What would Urist do if he was run over by a reindeer?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 15, 2011, 09:17:35 pm
Nothing. That situation is impossible on multiple levels. For instance, dwarves always have extra socks, and wherever they are can be home if they expend a little effort making it, eat there, or even walk over there from far enough away.Urist punches reindeer in the head, caving in the skull and tearing the brain. Reindeer has been struck down.
What would Urist do if he was run over by a reindeer?
Urist has been ecstatic lately. He has enjoyed a fine Reindeer Venison Roast recently.
Urist has succumbed to infection.
WWUD if he converted to Druidism?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 16, 2011, 02:01:19 pm
TREEVOLUTION!
WWUD if he was in 3d.
And broke the fourth wall.
Post by: s2173 on December 16, 2011, 06:09:01 pm
WWUD if he lived in a world with eleven dimensions?
Post by: Uthric on December 17, 2011, 12:02:04 am
He would break the fifth wall as well, and all other walls that need breaking...
WWUD if he lived in a world with eleven dimensions?
Program Life.
WWUD if he had to program Toady One, before Toady One Could program DF.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 17, 2011, 11:44:11 am
What would Urist do if Urist was a werecat?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 17, 2011, 01:30:44 pm
Adopt everyone.
Turn into a Dwarf.
Kill everyone.
Turn into a cat.
Get depressed.
Die.
WWUD if he was a competent broker, that didn't know how to take a break? :O
Post by: stormtemplar on December 17, 2011, 01:55:31 pm
WWUD if he was the only dwarf that could stop the HFS?
Post by: Uthric on December 17, 2011, 06:02:11 pm
WWUD if the only bed in the fort was a !! Artifact Coal Bed!!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 17, 2011, 07:33:14 pm
What would Urist do if he found a lever labeled "PULL THIS LEVER TO DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE EXCEPT THE ELVES"?
Post by: grimman007 on December 17, 2011, 10:45:27 pm
WWUD if he wanted to be the very best?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 18, 2011, 08:39:31 am
He'd just see "PULL THIS LEVER", assume it's from the overseer, and doom us all to being a feast.Get mauled by a badger while trying to train it.
WWUD if he wanted to be the very best?
WWUD if he was selected to participate in ghost !!science!!?
Post by: grimman007 on December 20, 2011, 09:06:05 pm
The Forgotten Beast Casually Pepper Spray Everything Cop has come! A great humanoid. It is covered in black riot gear. Beware it's poisonous gas!
What does Urist Do?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 20, 2011, 09:17:41 pm
Urist cancels stockpile <<xXPig Tail Fibre SockXx>>, interrupted by Pepper Spray Cop Lt. John Pike
Urist sits down menacingly.
Pepper Spray Cop Lt. John Pike has become enraged!
Urist is engulfed in a cloud of boiling pepper spray!
WWUD if it was Friday, and he was looking forward to the weekend?
Post by: fergus on December 20, 2011, 09:53:00 pm
WWUD if he met Armok?
Post by: stormtemplar on December 21, 2011, 12:12:08 pm
WWUD if forced to choose between booze and socks?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 21, 2011, 12:16:55 pm
WWUD if he became the mayor for a day?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 21, 2011, 09:17:23 pm
What would Urist do if someone transfigured him into a goblet (http://harrypottercomics.net/270.html)?
Post by: ArKFallen on December 21, 2011, 09:40:06 pm
WWUD if an alligator caravan arrived?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 21, 2011, 10:11:58 pm
Urist cancels tantrum: dwarf not foundTrade them =Alligator Leather Quiver= in exchange for some delicious Alligator Intestines, eyes, and all manner of edible parts.
WWUD if an alligator caravan arrived?
WWUD if he played the SIMS?
Post by: Uthric on December 21, 2011, 10:32:50 pm
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/07/sims-2-weird-sex-skin-mods.html
WWUD if he was in the EvE online universe
Post by: Mobotium on December 22, 2011, 03:42:44 am
WWUD if Armok was discovered to be an Elf in disguise?
Post by: Gamerlord on December 22, 2011, 05:17:52 am
WWUD if he embarked in a place where all the animals and people were Disneyesque?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2011, 07:13:24 am
(For about 3 minutes).
WWUD if he was trapped within a giant mushroom?
Post by: Kimril on December 22, 2011, 09:44:43 am
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2011, 09:52:46 am
Urist cancels scream for help: interrupted by being trapped in a giant mushroom
WWUD if he forgot to say WWUD in his post? :P
Post by: Kimril on December 22, 2011, 09:57:46 am
WWUD if he was being attacked by an army of cats?
Post by: Ravenplucker on December 22, 2011, 10:15:11 am
Urist cancels memory: forgot to put WWUD in his post
WWUD if he was being attacked by an army of cats?
Eat the army of cats.
WWUD if he was mysteriously shaved in the night?
Post by: stormtemplar on December 22, 2011, 12:47:48 pm
WUUD if he found out he lacked a liver?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2011, 12:54:58 pm
No liver = No liver failure!
DORF SCIENCE. IT WORKS.
WWUD if he found out...
he was standing in a magma minefield.
Post by: Pawel1997PL on December 22, 2011, 03:53:23 pm
WWUD if he got a portal gun from goblinclaus?
Post by: goqe on December 22, 2011, 06:21:07 pm
What would Urist do if the whole fort, except him, is full of female dwarves?
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2011, 06:39:46 pm
Dwarfsplosion.
WWUD if he discovered the secret behind plump helmet roasts?
Post by: grimman007 on December 23, 2011, 08:42:17 pm
Dark secret: Admire a door to forget about the horrors of those... elfish foods.
Regular secret: Go on break to admire a door, even though they're all starving. They don't need that elf food anyway!
What would Urist McSparkle do if the overseer had found out she betrayed them with her...friendships?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 19, 2012, 01:58:33 pm
What would Urist do if he was the king of elves?
Post by: Schizotek on February 19, 2012, 02:59:04 pm
Sparkles Fudgepacker has been struck down.
Twinkle Treehumper has been struck down.
Yani Cannibalface has been struck down.
WWUD if Urist were a bronze colossus?
Post by: Pawel1997PL on February 19, 2012, 05:10:12 pm
WWUD if he was a vampire?
Post by: Frost on February 19, 2012, 10:01:51 pm
WWUD if he discovered gunpowder?
Post by: Sus on February 19, 2012, 11:27:09 pm
WWUD if attacked by his own severed arm?
Post by: KillzEmAllGod on February 19, 2012, 11:46:28 pm
What would Urist do if he was the last one left in the fort?
Post by: Jalapeńo Cheesepuffs on February 20, 2012, 12:43:55 am
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 20, 2012, 01:36:07 am
WWUD if he discovered that it rains sunshine in good areas?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on February 20, 2012, 01:50:16 am
WWUD if he killed a giant sponge?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 20, 2012, 07:49:36 am
Immediately vomit on exposure to the sun allowing for more drinking.Get caught in an infinite cleaning loop because of a bug with the soap, trying to clean the water off of himself.
WWUD if he killed a giant sponge?
WWUD if he was a were-wagon?
Post by: Shinotsa on February 20, 2012, 11:26:39 am
Immediately vomit on exposure to the sun allowing for more drinking.Get caught in an infinite cleaning loop because of a bug with the soap, trying to clean the water off of himself.
WWUD if he killed a giant sponge?
WWUD if he was a were-wagon?
Repeatedly attempt to enter spaces only 2 tiles wide and kill fps with pathfinding spam
WWUD if he came back as a zombie with a =copper spear= in his upper left arm?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 20, 2012, 04:25:38 pm
What would Urist do if he had assembled all of the ores in the fortress for a masonry mood?
Post by: Niccolo on February 20, 2012, 07:07:19 pm
Nothing. The spear belongs to those living dwarves over there.
What would Urist do if he had assembled all of the ores in the fortress for a masonry mood?
Craft an artifact block.
What would Urist do with his artifact block?
Post by: magistrate101 on February 20, 2012, 07:35:13 pm
Turn it into an artifact well.Nothing. The spear belongs to those living dwarves over there.
What would Urist do if he had assembled all of the ores in the fortress for a masonry mood?
Craft an artifact block.
What would Urist do with his artifact block?
WWUD if he could fly?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on February 20, 2012, 08:58:53 pm
WWUD would Urist do if he was god?
Post by: adasdad on February 20, 2012, 09:14:12 pm
WWUD if he went to equestria?
Post by: Gizogin on February 20, 2012, 09:19:47 pm
WWUD with access to dragonfire and fireballs?
Post by: AndyDish on February 20, 2012, 09:22:24 pm
WWUD with a 100 caged elves and 100 caged goblins?
Post by: adasdad on February 20, 2012, 09:25:13 pm
WWUD if Some releaced all of them into his bedroom?
Post by: adasdad on February 20, 2012, 09:32:15 pm
Use them to test said dragonfire/fireball system.somONE*
WWUD if Some releaced all of them into his bedroom?
Post by: Niccolo on February 20, 2012, 10:38:34 pm
There IS an edit button for just this purpose, you know.Use them to test said dragonfire/fireball system.somONE*
WWUD if Some releaced all of them into his bedroom?
Urist would flood his room with magma.
What would Urist do with a pile of chicken teeth?
Post by: Pitchblende on February 20, 2012, 10:53:28 pm
There IS an edit button for just this purpose, you know.Use them to test said dragonfire/fireball system.somONE*
WWUD if Some releaced all of them into his bedroom?
Urist would flood his room with magma.
What would Urist do with a pile of chicken teeth?
Make a +Chicken teeth crown+.
WWUD with a infinite supply of crundles?
Post by: AndyDish on February 20, 2012, 10:55:52 pm
WWUD with tamed HFS?
Post by: Sting_Auer on February 21, 2012, 12:05:54 am
Make Crundle pie.
WWUD with tamed HFS?
Open the door in order to get to the booze stockpile.
WWUD with an abhorrently large amount of bituminous coal and a burning tree?
Post by: Schizotek on February 21, 2012, 01:33:14 am
WWUD if Roger from American Dad was a cat and adopted him.
Post by: Lagslayer on February 21, 2012, 09:30:25 am
Stumble into the tree, wander through the coal stockpile, and attempt to alleviate his oddly intense thirst (which is how Urist perceives burning to death) at the booze stockpile.Force feed Roger vermin to farm more of his milk and gem-studded golden crap.
WWUD if Roger from American Dad was a cat and adopted him.
WWUD with his newfound Roger Milk and *Golden Crap*?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on February 21, 2012, 12:06:17 pm
WWUD with his new wood?
Post by: Schizotek on February 21, 2012, 12:53:28 pm
Urista McWife has been struck down.
Jellyquake. This is a dwarf leather thong, it menaces with spikes of wood. All workmanship is of the highest quality.
What will Urist do with his new thong?
Post by: Shinotsa on February 21, 2012, 12:56:00 pm
An artery has been severed!
Urist McLoon has bled to death.
WWUD with a pit full of zombies?
Post by: grimman007 on February 22, 2012, 12:19:41 pm
WWUD if he were a mummy?
Post by: adasdad on February 22, 2012, 04:57:28 pm
WWUD if he turned into a giant hat?
[bonus points if you get the reference]
Post by: Schizotek on February 23, 2012, 06:58:25 pm
WWUD if he was learned that he was, infact, a puppet in a stage play?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on February 23, 2012, 07:44:40 pm
WWUD if he was cast in Dwarf Fortress: The Musical?
Post by: Niccolo on February 23, 2012, 07:49:53 pm
Cut his own strings with a battle axe and then spam job cancelation notices.
WWUD if he was cast in Dwarf Fortress: The Musical?
Urist cancels brew drink: taking part in spontaneous song about burning Elves
What would Urist McLeadSinger do with his spontaneous chorus?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 23, 2012, 07:54:07 pm
WWUD if he was a mermaid?
Post by: TheXanatosGambit on February 23, 2012, 07:58:32 pm
What would Urist do if there were two of him?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 28, 2012, 04:52:27 pm
What would Urist do if he and everyone else in the fortress was shrunk to half an inch tall?
Post by: EmperorJon on February 28, 2012, 05:01:02 pm
What would Urist do when he realised he was a werecarp.
Post by: Pawel1997PL on February 28, 2012, 05:09:28 pm
WWUD if he learnt the secret of modding DF?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 29, 2012, 04:31:13 am
WWUD if he had Samus's power suit with all the upgrades?
Post by: Shinotsa on February 29, 2012, 12:42:44 pm
WWUD if he were locked in a room with a ‼Plump Helmet Man‼?
Post by: Uthric on February 29, 2012, 03:36:37 pm
WWUD if suddenly raining gold and elfs.
Post by: adasdad on February 29, 2012, 08:42:38 pm
Post by: Lumix on March 04, 2012, 05:40:39 am
Post by: jaxy15 on March 04, 2012, 05:45:53 am
WWUD if he found out he was a mummy?
Post by: Pawel1997PL on March 04, 2012, 05:57:48 am
WWUD if he was a vampire in a human town?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 04, 2012, 06:33:38 am
You have collapsed into a black hole due to the mass of your billions of trinkets.
WWUD if the fort's brewer started making fruit juice instead of booze?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 04, 2012, 09:23:20 am
What would Urist do if he had to choose between pulling a lever to keep goblins out of the fortress and pulling another lever to flood the caverns with magma, destroying the farms and killing a few farmers and several crundles?
Post by: grimman007 on March 04, 2012, 09:38:30 am
Urist McADHD has melted.
WWUD if he met some Mosquito Men bandits with pet zombie carp?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on March 04, 2012, 12:38:45 pm
WWUD if he was turned into a dragon through an interaction?
Post by: Icefire2314 on March 04, 2012, 12:40:51 pm
WWUD if he became invincible?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on March 04, 2012, 12:49:34 pm
WUDD if he died?
Post by: Icefire2314 on March 04, 2012, 12:53:41 pm
What would he do if he had the ultimate trollin' ability? The ability to destroy and create at a moment's whim.
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 05, 2012, 04:02:35 am
What would Urist McAdventurer do if he defeated a necromancer's tower, but couldn't read his books because he forgot the reader skill?
Post by: Lumix on March 05, 2012, 05:41:33 am
WWUD if he received a decent education
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 05, 2012, 10:25:46 pm
The elf has been shot and killed.
WWUD if he was adopted by a zombie cat?
Post by: adasdad on March 24, 2012, 07:59:24 pm
WWUD if said zombie cat was actually an elf horribly injured to look like a zombie cat?
Post by: Corai on March 30, 2012, 05:12:31 pm
What if he built a machine that could end world hunger, but a kitten walked in!
Post by: adasdad on March 30, 2012, 09:38:44 pm
due to reasons completely seperate from the cat, he was later mauled to death by the cat.
what would urist do if he was a were elf?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 30, 2012, 10:10:25 pm
WWUD if a skeletal bear drank all the booze?
Post by: Corai on March 30, 2012, 10:11:52 pm
I dont need a what if cause this counts as both.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on March 30, 2012, 10:36:51 pm
WWUD with an interaction that would allow him to spawn copies of himself?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on March 30, 2012, 11:00:35 pm
WUDD if he had a pet giant sponge?
Post by: Corai on March 31, 2012, 12:24:31 am
What if he became Armok?
Post by: adasdad on March 31, 2012, 10:36:26 am
what would Urist McMonarch do if he had the power to send anyone TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 01, 2012, 03:35:25 am
(Give or take. Assumes a z-level is 10 feet)
WWUD if someone complained that such a tower would be impossible due to the fact that no material could handle the loads involved, the moon is constantly moving, the hauling headaches would be enormous, the tides would be screwed up, were-creatures would turn once per day, and the builders would eventually die due to the lack of air / lack of air pressure / overexposure to the sun / dodging a ufo the wrong way and falling thousands of z-levels?
Post by: jaxy15 on April 01, 2012, 04:42:09 am
WWUD if he had a mech?
Post by: adasdad on April 01, 2012, 08:33:25 am
WWU make if he actually got some slade?
Post by: HorridOwn4ge on April 01, 2012, 09:24:52 am
WWU eat for breakfast.
Post by: MenacesWithSpikes on April 01, 2012, 10:11:32 am
Warhammers
WWU eat for breakfast.
*Dragon tallow pancakes* with *forgotten beast extract* syrup.
If Urist could pick between wielding an artifact golden hammer and an artifact steel axe, which would he choose?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on April 01, 2012, 12:06:41 pm
WWUD if he came across a kobold camp hoarding microcline gems?
Post by: adasdad on April 01, 2012, 02:45:01 pm
WWUD if was size 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Post by: Whitefoxsniper on April 01, 2012, 03:06:53 pm
WWUD if he could fly?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 01, 2012, 06:40:34 pm
WWUD if the well water smelled funny and all his friends suddenly had really long teeth?
Post by: Corai on April 02, 2012, 02:21:29 am
What if he became intelligent?
Post by: Lielac on April 02, 2012, 05:18:45 am
WWUD if he sees an elephant?
Post by: reteip9 on April 02, 2012, 06:17:56 am
WWUD if said elephant just ate his masterwork cave spider silk sock
Post by: jaxy15 on April 02, 2012, 06:58:29 am
WWUD if he had the strength of a thousand elephants?
Post by: MiniMacker on April 02, 2012, 01:58:26 pm
WWUD if he were prone to rage:1?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 02, 2012, 08:54:57 pm
WWUD if he stumbled upon Armok's hidden !!WORKSHOP!!?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 03, 2012, 12:52:20 am
WWUD if he discovered that he can actually carry more than one seed at a time?
Post by: mnjiman on April 03, 2012, 12:58:49 am
WWUD if he lived in a solid adamantine room?
Post by: Epithemius on April 03, 2012, 01:25:29 am
WWUD if he had freedom of speech, even against the mighty overseer?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 03, 2012, 01:40:48 am
WWUD if he looked up and saw a cloud of goblin arrows raining down on him?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 03, 2012, 02:05:02 am
WWUD with an all-elf harem.
Post by: grimman007 on April 03, 2012, 06:44:51 pm
We should totally mod that in. Maybe make dwelfs feared and hated by both dorf and elf.
WWUD if he realized that immoral bastards were controlling him and his peers?
Post by: mnjiman on April 03, 2012, 10:14:15 pm
WWUD if he just learnt he could of used mine-carts all these years instead of carrying one rock at a time to the stock pile?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on April 03, 2012, 11:53:32 pm
WWUD if the natural beauty of his fortress was being defiled by Dwelf monstrosities?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 04, 2012, 12:50:39 am
WWUD if he could talk to the trees/plants?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 04, 2012, 05:55:16 am
*chop* Ow!
Or maybe a door...
*chop* Ow! Stop that!
Oh I know! Charcoal for our forges!
*chop* *splinter* *crash* My life has been in vain!
What would Urist McChild if the opportunity to ride the fort's mine cart roller-coaster ... presented itself?
Post by: Schizotek on April 04, 2012, 06:57:35 pm
WWUD if he had a gun?
Post by: adasdad on April 04, 2012, 08:19:08 pm
wwud if he had a pet headcrab?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 04, 2012, 08:23:24 pm
The Marksdwarf pistolwhips the Goblin Master Lasher with his iron pistol, but the attack is deflected by the Master Lasher's <<iron helm>>!The Goblin Master Lasher whips the Marskdwarf in the head, tearing apart the hair, tearing apart the skin, shattering the skull and bruising the brain!
The Marksdwarf has been knocked unconscious!
The Marksdwarf has been struck down.
Nothing, until a lucky marksgoblin shot kills it. What's a headcrab, by the way?
What would Urist do if he had a gun AND bullets?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on April 04, 2012, 09:02:23 pm
WWUD with his own personal kobold army?
Post by: Whitefoxsniper on April 05, 2012, 04:49:16 am
Everyone would wake up missing their -pig tail socks-
WWUD with all the socks?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 05, 2012, 03:04:01 pm
WWUD if he discovered how to cook, instead of just randomly chopping and mixing ingredients?
Post by: jaxy15 on April 05, 2012, 03:07:18 pm
WWUD if he had the perfect plan for a jailbreak?
Post by: Garath on April 05, 2012, 04:33:51 pm
WWUD if he still had the perfect plan for a jailbreak (after taking a break)
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 05, 2012, 06:26:48 pm
Urist McDwarf has toppled a steel chain!
Urist McDwarf has toppled a steel bars!
Urist McDwarf has calmed down.
What would Urist McMigrant do if he was locked in a room with a dwarf with really long teeth?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 05, 2012, 07:50:26 pm
What would Urist do if he had to choose between becoming a necromancer or becoming a werecat with nice socks?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on April 05, 2012, 09:46:43 pm
WWUD if he was suddenly ordered to hammer the entire fortress with an adamantine warhammer?
Post by: m4davis on April 06, 2012, 12:03:55 am
WWUD if he grew wings
Post by: Vanaheimer on April 06, 2012, 12:06:35 am
WWUD if his beard was shaved?
Post by: stormtemplar on April 06, 2012, 12:27:37 am
WWUD if he was locked outside with a bunch of skelk?
Post by: jaxy15 on April 06, 2012, 01:10:07 am
WWUD if he became a sockmancer?
Post by: m4davis on April 06, 2012, 01:12:36 am
WWUD if there were no socks and no way to make them
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 06, 2012, 03:43:57 am
WWUD if he had the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death?
Post by: adasdad on April 06, 2012, 04:45:13 pm
...
The mutilated pig hip pushes urist mcnecrosandvich in the head, tearing apart the brain!
WWUD if he had http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/The_Luggage the luggage (http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/The_Luggage the luggage) as an ally?
Post by: Devling on April 06, 2012, 08:02:02 pm
WWUD if south was west, and east was west too?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on April 06, 2012, 08:22:03 pm
WWUD if he had the clean all of the blood off of the fortress walls after a goblin invasion…with a living giant sponge?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 07, 2012, 06:48:25 am
WWUD if, after twenty years, he actually managed to kill the thing?
Post by: jaxy15 on April 07, 2012, 07:44:19 am
WWUD if he was a cleric?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 07, 2012, 07:59:10 am
What would Urist do if he created a hideous yellow-skinned monster whilst trying to discover the secret of life?
Post by: Devling on April 07, 2012, 11:09:19 am
WWUD I he was constantly passing out forever.
Post by: adasdad on April 07, 2012, 03:25:24 pm
WWUD if a grey bearded yellow eyed compatriot accidently all the booze?
Post by: m4davis on April 07, 2012, 06:38:43 pm
WWUD if he killed a dragon
Post by: NewsMuffin on April 07, 2012, 08:03:12 pm
And then he would make the dragon socks.
Then he would steal them.
WWUD if he was the last dwarf left?
Post by: Archereon on April 07, 2012, 08:48:21 pm
"I must have metal bars!"
*(bar stockpile flooded with magma)*
Urist McDwarf has gone bezerk!
WWUD if he was trapped between a goblin siege and a river full of carp and giant sponges?
Post by: adasdad on April 07, 2012, 09:23:06 pm
WWUD if his mighty steed was a great, majestic, powerful and awe inspiring giant sponge?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 08, 2012, 05:22:15 am
WWUD if a mine cart full of serrated steel discs has headed right for him?
Post by: DwarfMeister on April 08, 2012, 06:33:47 am
WWUD if he was bored and took up EXTREME Lava diving?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 08, 2012, 07:38:00 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nothing. He's burnt to a crisp.
What would Urist do if he accidently created Frankenstein's Monster?
Post by: adasdad on April 08, 2012, 08:27:06 am
(also, wouldn't it be urist's monster?)
WWUD if all of his body parts had grasp?
Post by: jaxy15 on April 08, 2012, 12:41:31 pm
WWUD if he was superdwarf?
Post by: adasdad on April 08, 2012, 03:23:12 pm
and then he got atomsmashed.
WWUD if he learned how to kill a vampire sponge?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 09, 2012, 06:58:27 am
WWUD if he invented the internet.
Post by: Kaleb702 Games on April 09, 2012, 12:56:02 pm
Post by: Shinotsa on April 09, 2012, 02:23:25 pm
Be killed once it reanimates.
WWUD if he invented the internet.
Be exterminated as it's the first step toward implementing Dwarfnet (in development)
WWUD with a donkey leather flute?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 09, 2012, 03:51:32 pm
What would Urist do if he MADE a donkey leather flute?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on April 09, 2012, 05:07:52 pm
WWUD with 100 masterfully crafted wheels of cheese?
Post by: adasdad on April 09, 2012, 06:20:33 pm
WWUD if on the uristnet, he reposted on a forum?
Post by: adasdad on April 09, 2012, 06:21:21 pm
WWUD if, on the urist net, the repost was slightly different?
Post by: grimman007 on April 13, 2012, 07:24:41 pm
What would Urist choose if he was due for a gladitorial match against a bronze colossus HFS and had to choose between an artifact platinum warhammer, an artifact adamantine battle axe, or a xxPig Tail Fiber Sockxx?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 13, 2012, 07:40:05 pm
WWUD If he still somehow managed to kill that monstrosity with his xxPig Tail Fiber Sockxx?
Post by: Teneb on April 13, 2012, 07:43:19 pm
WWUD if he learned that the hammerer is a vampire?
Post by: adasdad on April 13, 2012, 09:00:33 pm
WWUD if he had the the innate ability to mak everyone around him smart?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 14, 2012, 09:48:16 am
What would Urist do if he was trapped in Antarctica without so much as a copper pick?
Post by: Epithemius on April 18, 2012, 02:51:36 am
WWUD if he was the dwarven equivalent of Vladimir Lenin?
Post by: Lumix on April 18, 2012, 03:02:36 am
Go on break.Smile, knowing his psueso-socialist fortress has workers that work for their Ale~
WWUD if he was the dwarven equivalent of Vladimir Lenin?
(Besides Potash makers)
WWUD if he stumbled upon a fallen meteorite.
Post by: Lagslayer on April 18, 2012, 03:05:58 am
WWUD if it was raining disgusting booze ooze?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 18, 2012, 07:48:14 pm
What would UristMcMarxDwarf do if the economy was re-implemented?
Post by: JimDale on April 18, 2012, 09:42:57 pm
WWUD if beer belches became a controllable weapon?
Post by: newbonomicon on April 18, 2012, 11:28:12 pm
WWUD for a Klondike bar?
Post by: adasdad on April 19, 2012, 03:16:13 pm
WWUD if dark souls on PC has GFWL?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 20, 2012, 03:58:06 am
That, or be very unhappy that he just got incinerated by yet another freak magma spill while being hacked to pieces by a squad of goblins and being crushed by a cave-in. Either way.
WWUD if he discovered that there are drinks at parties, so he doesn't need to leave it to get a drink from the stockpile?
Post by: adasdad on April 20, 2012, 05:25:23 am
WWUD with a dwarven cart assisted fit-o-cellerator?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 23, 2012, 07:56:59 am
WWUD if he got a macabre mood, and the only body parts available were his own severed limbs?
Post by: MrButtchicker on April 23, 2012, 08:32:54 pm
WWUD If he was kicked from the military for being paralyzed for life?
Post by: JimDale on April 23, 2012, 11:44:00 pm
WWUD if apocalypse?
Post by: Sus on April 25, 2012, 04:59:15 am
Clog up the hallway. Then go berserk and stare others to death.Grab an ☼adamantine battle axe☼ and go down in a blaze of glory.
WWUD if apocalypse?
WWUD if he realized DF is a false world pulled over his eyes to blind him from the truth?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 25, 2012, 05:21:19 am
WWUD if he found himself in the middle of a cage match with a herd of elephants, a school of carp, a conga line of badgers, a giant sponge, and Zoidberg?
Post by: nordak on April 25, 2012, 09:19:05 am
WWUD if appointed Hammerer after a tantrum spiral?
Post by: vicwarrior on April 25, 2012, 10:56:06 am
Edit what would urist do if a dragon arrived?
Post by: Corai on April 25, 2012, 10:58:51 am
What if he was a elf-loving goblin that was also a vampire that was allergic to blood outside his body?
Post by: vicwarrior on April 25, 2012, 11:07:28 am
what if urist was the mayor and the liason wanted to speak whit him.
Post by: newbonomicon on April 25, 2012, 11:51:11 am
go on a break (this works for everything)
what if urist was the mayor and the liason wanted to speak whit him.
Stall him by eating, drinking, sleeping, and taking breaks until next year.
WWUD... IN SPACE!?
Post by: grimman007 on April 27, 2012, 08:13:18 am
These are the voyages of the starship Battlefailed. Its continuing mission:
To mine strange new minerals.
To seek out that damn circus we always seem to miss.
To boldly go where no dwUrist McAstronaut has asphyxiated in the vacuum of space.
WWUD if he encountered the dreaded giant sponge pirates?
Post by: Tenth Speed Writer on April 27, 2012, 10:19:31 am
Space... The final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Battlefailed. Its continuing mission:
To mine strange new minerals.
To seek out that damn circus we always seem to miss.
To boldly go where no dwUrist McAstronaut has asphyxiated in the vacuum of space.
WWUD if he encountered the dreaded giant sponge pirates?
Squeeze the ever-loving booze out of them (and then mop up the Giant Kea Man blood)
WWUD if presented with a Bud Light Platinum -- is there truly booze so terrible that not even a dwarf would drink it?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 28, 2012, 07:04:48 am
WWUD if he pulled the doomsday lever in his cozy, sealed-off skybox?
Post by: grimman007 on May 25, 2012, 08:41:23 pm
Urist McPlayboy has fallen to his doom.
WWUD if there was a gorilla in a red tie and a monkey in a red hat and shirt riding down the minecart tracks?
Post by: highzealot on May 25, 2012, 10:29:21 pm
WWUD if he had the intelligence of the God-Emperor of
Post by: adasdad on May 26, 2012, 07:12:14 am
WWUD if [DATA EXPUNGED]
Post by: vicwarrior on May 26, 2012, 12:49:49 pm
WWUD if he went into fell mood and the king was asking for bone beds.
Post by: oven_baked on May 26, 2012, 05:14:33 pm
WWUD if the king banned the production of alcohol.
Post by: Teneb on May 26, 2012, 06:51:47 pm
WWUD if he became a husk?
Post by: Corai on May 26, 2012, 07:26:04 pm
What is he was a giant land swimming carp?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 26, 2012, 09:29:41 pm
What would Urist do if he found a small goblin child being attacked by beak dogs, but didn't realise it was a goblin at first?
Post by: Babylon on May 26, 2012, 11:12:19 pm
WWUD if the raven he killed came back to life?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 27, 2012, 03:00:55 am
WWUD if a carp attacked him?
Post by: oven_baked on May 27, 2012, 04:13:44 am
WWUD if all the barrels of booze had got carp in them.
Post by: Nyan Thousand on May 27, 2012, 05:16:17 am
WWUD if he had to choose between a level, carp-infested booze and a pig tail fiber sock?
Post by: m4davis on May 27, 2012, 02:51:33 pm
WWUD If he had human ethics
Post by: Corai on May 27, 2012, 04:26:26 pm
What if he was a elf-dwarf hybrid that hates adamanite?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 27, 2012, 05:30:03 pm
WWUD if he had deadly magma dust?
Post by: peskyninja on May 27, 2012, 05:52:55 pm
WWUD if he was a minecraft?
Post by: Corai on May 27, 2012, 05:55:42 pm
He would mix it with booze .
WWUD if he was a minecraft?
PUNCH A TREE.
I couldnt help hit, sorry. What if he was a cat?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 27, 2012, 08:36:33 pm
What would Urist do if he discovered how to scoot around in minecarts like adventurers can?
Post by: adasdad on May 27, 2012, 08:38:34 pm
fall off one of the abandoned tracks into a volcano.
(...)
Raw adamantine! praise the
WWUD if he liked bananas?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 28, 2012, 04:21:02 am
WWUD if a goblin siege got into the halls, massacred everyone, were themselves massacred by the livestock (being dragons), but Urist himself, the only survivor had no friends or relatives to speak of?
Post by: grimman007 on May 28, 2012, 07:10:25 am
WWUD if there was an army of dancing badgers invading the fort?
Post by: adasdad on May 28, 2012, 08:33:45 am
WWUD if his necrotic arm reanimated and tried to strangle him?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 28, 2012, 09:26:01 am
Thumb war with himself. Winner takes all.
WWUD with an adamantine cheese grater?
Post by: Mrhappyface on May 28, 2012, 09:43:53 am
What would urist do with a nuclear missile?
Post by: miauw62 on May 28, 2012, 09:49:21 am
WWUD if 2012 was real?
Post by: Nyan Thousand on May 28, 2012, 09:50:57 am
WWUD when suddenly, feelings?
Post by: adasdad on May 28, 2012, 10:54:24 am
WWUD if he was a potato?
Post by: Mrhappyface on May 28, 2012, 01:10:58 pm
WWUD if the rum is gone?
Post by: newbonomicon on May 28, 2012, 01:22:32 pm
WWUD if Aquaman?
Post by: Devling on May 28, 2012, 03:10:05 pm
WWUD if a goblin stabbed him 34 times in the head.
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 28, 2012, 04:25:24 pm
What would UristMcHauler do if he noticed that the very very unsafe minecart route was set to have a rider?
Post by: adasdad on May 28, 2012, 05:06:24 pm
other!urist falls off the track into a volcano.
(...)
Raw adamantine! praise the
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he was saxton hale?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 28, 2012, 07:04:36 pm
WWUD if he saw this thread?
Post by: runlvlzero on May 28, 2012, 07:23:18 pm
WWUD if he was abducted by Elfs?
Post by: adasdad on May 28, 2012, 08:41:28 pm
and then get killed by a carp.
WWUD if he was "helping" pinkamina make cupcakes?
Post by: Thorik on May 29, 2012, 10:05:21 am
What would urist do if he had no containers to put his owned items in?
Post by: jaxy15 on May 29, 2012, 10:24:24 am
WWUD if he realized that he was merely a test subject in a video game?
Post by: adasdad on May 29, 2012, 03:47:44 pm
WWUD if he was awesome?
Post by: Vrakanas on May 29, 2012, 03:53:09 pm
WWUD if Valve bought the rights to DF?
Post by: Monk321654 on May 29, 2012, 04:39:03 pm
Kill everything with nothing but his beard as a garrote.Be torn on the issue, do to Valves' usual well made products, but tenancy to streamline.
WWUD if Valve bought the rights to DF?
WWUD if she tamed a Badger on accident?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 29, 2012, 07:25:35 pm
Then she would be like "Oh sweet, a badger"
Then she would be like "Oh, right. Badgers don't enrage when they're tame.", then magma it to save fps.
WWUD if he excreted booze.
Post by: adasdad on May 29, 2012, 09:09:22 pm
WWUD if he could reproduce by budding?
Post by: Devling on May 29, 2012, 11:10:56 pm
WWUD if he tried to answer this WWUD?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 30, 2012, 12:06:17 am
WWUD with a second beard?
Post by: adasdad on May 30, 2012, 09:45:41 pm
what would
Post by: Devling on May 30, 2012, 10:05:06 pm
WWUD if he wanted to conquer the world?
Post by: stormtemplar on May 31, 2012, 01:27:48 am
Enslave the king with his army of clones(and 10,000 pumps)and use the king to mass produce Urist.
WWUD if he wanted to conquer the world?
Urist cancels plot domination: On break
WWUD if he found himself in an elven grove?
Post by: adasdad on May 31, 2012, 09:19:19 am
WWUD if elves were killing and eating everyone he loved?
Post by: oven_baked on May 31, 2012, 04:04:56 pm
WWUD if he meet Toady One.
Post by: grimman007 on May 31, 2012, 10:30:17 pm
Toady One has died
Urist has made Dwarf Fortress v1.0, a simulation of life itself!
WWUD if a giant sponge told him that, contrary to his belief, F is for friends, U is for you and me and N is for anytime at all, instead of fire, undead, and no booze, respectively?
Post by: Devling on May 31, 2012, 10:35:09 pm
WWUD if he fell into a coma.
Post by: WaffleEggnog on May 31, 2012, 10:41:05 pm
Urist would lay off the water, what kind of sponge talks?*Urist cancils clean self, in coma*
WWUD if he fell into a coma.
WWUD if he depleted all the magma?
Post by: Corai on May 31, 2012, 10:42:51 pm
Urist would lay off the water, what kind of sponge talks?*Urist cancils clean self, in coma*
WWUD if he fell into a coma.
WWUD if he depleted all the magma?
Dig deeper, cause the magma sea never runs out!
WWUD if he got to post the next response?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on May 31, 2012, 10:46:37 pm
Quote
Dig deeper, cause the magma sea never runs out!
WWUD if he got to post the next response?
Throw a party because he realised that the magma sea never runs out!
WWUD if he died, came back as a zombie, get chopped into pieces then attacked his fort as hair and skin?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 31, 2012, 11:19:06 pm
What would UristMcMandate do if he discovered that his room's floor had mine-cart tracks carved into it?
Post by: Sus on June 01, 2012, 06:29:58 am
Ignore his skin and just kill things with his reanimated beard.Admire the fine ☼mine cart tracks☼ until slammed into a wall and dismembered by a speeding -lead mine cart-.
What would UristMcMandate do if he discovered that his room's floor had mine-cart tracks carved into it?
WWUD if you stepped on his pet cat?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on June 01, 2012, 10:06:06 am
Admire the fine ☼mine cart tracks☼ until slammed into a wall and dismembered by a speeding -lead mine cart-.Tantrum and kill everyone elses cat
WWUD if you stepped on his pet cat?
WWUD if 2012 happened?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 01, 2012, 10:20:11 am
WWUD if he discovered "computers"?
Post by: Devling on June 01, 2012, 12:16:12 pm
WWUD if he realized his mother was an elf.
Post by: Lagslayer on June 01, 2012, 06:07:19 pm
WWUD if he could extract the souls of creatures and use them for crafting?
Post by: adasdad on June 01, 2012, 06:50:44 pm
WWUD if he was a plushy with a special hole on his bottom?
Post by: Devling on June 01, 2012, 07:13:25 pm
WWUD if he was a cute anime character?
Post by: adasdad on June 02, 2012, 01:36:14 am
WWUD if cool guy came to his fort?
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc)
Post by: Lagslayer on June 02, 2012, 07:11:09 pm
WWUD if all water sources instead spawned with magma?
Post by: vicwarrior on June 03, 2012, 03:49:54 am
WWUD If he was trown in dwarven chil care.
Post by: CyberUrist on June 03, 2012, 04:04:48 pm
MAGMARSGASM
WWUD If he was trown in dwarven chil care.
Drink the masterwork booze while the dogs tore his limbs off.
WWUD if he was on fire near a booze stockpile?
Post by: grimman007 on June 04, 2012, 06:41:45 am
WWUD if he encountered GIANT ENEMY SPONGES?
Post by: CyberUrist on June 04, 2012, 07:14:28 am
"Ach, m' booze 's evaporatin'! Th' bloody brewer can't make a good wine to save 'imself from the damn elves I'll be throwing 'im tUrist McFlammable has burnt to death.
WWUD if he encountered GIANT ENEMY SPONGES?
What else would he do? He gets pushed to death.
WWUD if he could drink and create magma?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 05, 2012, 02:20:30 am
*little kid dumps a bucket of water on Urist McMagma*
Urist McMagma been encased in cooling lava.
Uh, we'll be right back, uh, after a word from our, uh, sponsor.
What would Urist McTrader do if he had taken a nap, finished his break, eaten a meal, drunk his fill, attended a party, finished his mood, hauled every item in the fort, killed even more time by getting married (and thus having an excuse to party again), and still had orders to trade with the elves?
Post by: Sus on June 05, 2012, 05:06:19 am
WWUD if he found out what really went into a "☼strawberry roast☼"?
Post by: CyberUrist on June 05, 2012, 06:58:05 am
Urist McTrader has gone stark raving mad!
WWUD if he found out what really went into a "☼strawberry roast☼"?
Urist cancels Eat Food: Went Insane.
Urist has gone Berserk!
WWUD if he was invited to a feast by the elves?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 05, 2012, 07:03:54 am
WWUD if he found the Necronomicon?
Post by: CyberUrist on June 05, 2012, 07:09:18 am
Be forced to endure the dreaded ☼strawberry roast☼s which were traded to the elves for obvious reasons.
WWUD if he found the Necronomicon?
He would raise the brewers from the dead and order them to make endless booze for him.
WWUD if he had a major motor nerve severed by a speeding *lead minecart*?
Post by: Teneb on June 05, 2012, 11:29:51 am
WWUD if turned into a goblin?
Post by: grimman007 on June 07, 2012, 02:39:18 pm
WWUD if he found out there was an infestation of magikarp in his fishing pond?
Post by: CyberUrist on June 07, 2012, 03:09:20 pm
WWUD if he turned into a speeding -wooden minecart-?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 07, 2012, 04:51:17 pm
He would try to fish and then get dragged in and drowned.Go on a rampage and infect half the fortress with his wereminecartism.
WWUD if he turned into a speeding -wooden minecart-?
WWUD with a pitchblende maul?
Post by: Teneb on June 07, 2012, 05:38:46 pm
WWUD if he was allergic to alcohol?
Post by: CyberUrist on June 07, 2012, 06:51:02 pm
WWUD if he was made out of grease?
Post by: Caprealis on June 08, 2012, 11:18:38 am
WWUD if he knew there was a friendly god in the Human fortress that he was about to attack,
Post by: Devling on June 08, 2012, 11:26:51 am
WWUD if he was the last dwarf alive?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 08, 2012, 12:21:50 pm
Trying punching him, fail, and then get killed by his pissed of companions. (trust me I have first hand experience)Move in with the elves and start an elaborate cloning program.
WWUD if he was the last dwarf alive?
1. Impregnate all the elf women he can find
2. Separate the ones with more elf traits from those with less. Kill the more elfy ones.
3. Start inbreeding the dwarfier offspring, each time killing off the elfier bunch, until finally, genetic drift leaves only pure dwarvish genes again.
4. New dwarven civ composed entirely of Urist and opposite gender clones.
WWUD with an army of war kittens?
Post by: highzealot on June 08, 2012, 12:42:45 pm
WWUD if he got onto this thread?
Post by: Devling on June 08, 2012, 12:50:15 pm
YOU JERKS!
WWUD if he was sad?
Post by: CyberUrist on June 08, 2012, 12:53:15 pm
WWUD if he turned into a pony?
Post by: EmperorJon on June 08, 2012, 12:54:08 pm
WWUD if he found himself in TF2?
Post by: CyberUrist on June 08, 2012, 12:56:33 pm
WWUD if
Urist McInsane has gone stark raving mad!
Post by: Corai on June 08, 2012, 04:02:47 pm
WWUD if the insane person returned as a ghost to haunt Urist by giving him nightmares about him never getting socks ever again?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 08, 2012, 04:49:52 pm
Grab a sword and kill the insane person.Get a fell mood and use the ghost as a reagent in making a very nice sock.
WWUD if the insane person returned as a ghost to haunt Urist by giving him nightmares about him never getting socks ever again?
WWUD if he met Chuck Norris?
Post by: Caprealis on June 08, 2012, 05:58:02 pm
The spinning fisher berry strikes Chuck Norris in the head, Ripping through the skull and tearing the brain!
WWUD If he had Chuck Norris's corpse?
Post by: adasdad on June 09, 2012, 12:13:43 am
wwud if he was best friends with rainbow dash?
Post by: Corai on June 09, 2012, 12:19:06 am
cut into bits, resurrect the bits, and take over the world, nudging anyone who stands in his way.
wwud if he was best friends with rainbow dash?
"My little dwarfy! My little dwarfy! Come murder with meeeee!"
Wwud if he was the star of My Little Dwarf? MLD?
Post by: Hanslanda on June 09, 2012, 01:26:20 am
WWUD if someone said WWJD? (What would Jesus do?)
Post by: Corai on June 09, 2012, 01:28:09 am
Wwud if he was you?
Post by: adasdad on June 09, 2012, 11:43:45 pm
WWUD if he was the main character of triangle?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 10, 2012, 04:47:04 am
WWUD if he discovered the RAW files and accidentally deleted the entry for facial hair in dwarf raws?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 10, 2012, 11:01:41 am
WWUD if he was trapped by a cave-in with nothing but bad candy (http://www.bad-candy.com/candies/) to consume?
Post by: adasdad on June 10, 2012, 09:52:48 pm
WWUD if he found himself in a Discworld dwarven settlement?
Post by: grimman007 on June 12, 2012, 05:06:36 pm
WWUD if he was given a quest to kill himself?
Post by: stormtemplar on June 12, 2012, 05:58:59 pm
WWUD if he was in boatmurdered
Post by: adasdad on June 12, 2012, 07:23:45 pm
WWUD if he was a robot? (using FiW robot rules)
Post by: IronTomato on June 12, 2012, 07:37:08 pm
Post by: adasdad on June 12, 2012, 09:19:40 pm
WWUD if to save loveinterest!urist he had to destroy twelve idols by killing the colossi they represent?
Post by: IronTomato on June 13, 2012, 03:33:03 pm
Post by: grimman007 on June 13, 2012, 03:36:55 pm
WWUD if the overseer installed a rollercoaster in the fort?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 13, 2012, 05:07:24 pm
WWUD if his beard absorbs other beards to gain their power?
Post by: IronTomato on June 13, 2012, 05:53:41 pm
Post by: Corai on June 13, 2012, 05:57:28 pm
Wwud if he was Toady One?
Post by: adasdad on June 13, 2012, 10:20:40 pm
WWUD if he was the last boozebender?
Post by: CyberUrist on June 14, 2012, 08:21:59 am
what do you mean, IF? toady is just a dorf with a false chin, to hide his massive, glorious beard.
WWUD if he was the last boozebender?
He would learn the other elements and save the world from the Fire Demons &.
WWUD if DF was on the Wii-U?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 14, 2012, 10:57:52 am
WWUD in he was channeling the spirit of MacGyver?
Post by: CyberUrist on June 14, 2012, 12:00:31 pm
Wonder what all those strange bulges in reality are, until one atom smashes him.
WWUD in he was channeling the spirit of MacGyver?
Magma cannons and kitten catapults.
WWUD if he had a dagger large enough to decapitate a bronze colossus?
Post by: adasdad on June 14, 2012, 12:57:06 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if:
"rise and shine, mister Urist, rise... and, shine. Not that I wish to imply you have on partying on, the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste, until, let's just say your fortress has, been reclaimed again. The right dorf in the wrong place can make all the diff-erence in the world. So wake up, mister urist. Wake up and, smell the ashes.
Post by: jaxy15 on June 14, 2012, 01:00:25 pm
WWUD if he could earthbend?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 14, 2012, 01:05:33 pm
WWUD with a Facebook profile?
Post by: Wyrmnax on June 14, 2012, 01:34:11 pm
WWUD if every alcool he touched became water?
Post by: vicwarrior on June 14, 2012, 01:51:07 pm
WWUD if he accidently discovered the raws and made dwarves be magma dependent and drink magma instead of alchool?
Post by: Caprealis on June 14, 2012, 02:39:01 pm
Sooner or later he will become immune to it, And detest alcohol!
WWUD if he was a migrant fisherdwarf disguised as a doctor
Post by: IronTomato on June 14, 2012, 07:49:13 pm
Post by: grimman007 on June 14, 2012, 08:51:23 pm
WWUD if the Combine invaded?
Post by: Teneb on June 14, 2012, 09:04:39 pm
WWUD if infected by a headcrab?
Post by: CyberUrist on June 14, 2012, 10:07:32 pm
WWUD if he had cat-related powers, i.e. giving birth to cats, eating cats whole, etc.
Post by: Caprealis on June 15, 2012, 07:30:42 am
WWUD if he saw Timmy trapped in the well
Post by: Loud Whispers on June 15, 2012, 08:59:32 am
And place a slab over the well.
Job done.
WWUD if Urist was about to-interrupted due to interruption?
Post by: adasdad on June 16, 2012, 01:40:14 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if his power level was over...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lagslayer on June 16, 2012, 05:49:26 am
WWUD with a planapacked mechanism?
Post by: grimman007 on June 16, 2012, 08:14:26 am
Urist Mc
Urist McNoble has burnt to death.
WWUD if he found WEPON?
Post by: Caprealis on June 16, 2012, 10:32:07 am
WWUD if he was attacking a Necromancer tower. to get the book.
Post by: IronTomato on June 16, 2012, 12:35:23 pm
WWUD if he woke up in an elven execution room?
Post by: King Mir on June 16, 2012, 01:01:22 pm
WWUD in space?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 16, 2012, 01:07:46 pm
WWUD if he found out the kobolds were secretly developing WMDs?
Post by: Teneb on June 16, 2012, 03:06:55 pm
WWUD if he lost both his arms and survived?
Post by: King Mir on June 16, 2012, 03:13:02 pm
WWUD if he could talk to fish?
Post by: CyberUrist on June 16, 2012, 10:40:58 pm
WWUD if he had a candy bar that advertised "Two Hours of !!science!! in Just Two Calories."?
Post by: adasdad on June 16, 2012, 11:04:42 pm
WWUD if he was aware of the fourth wall?
Post by: Corai on June 16, 2012, 11:05:56 pm
Wwud if he became Armok?
Post by: adasdad on June 16, 2012, 11:23:58 pm
WWUD if everything changed when the elf nation attacked?
Post by: knutor on June 16, 2012, 11:33:47 pm
WWUD if a little kobold stole his identity and slept with his wife?
Post by: Corai on June 16, 2012, 11:37:48 pm
Wwud if humans conquered Urist's home?
Post by: adasdad on June 16, 2012, 11:46:03 pm
WWUD if the only lever in the fort opened the fluffy wambler pen?
Post by: inEQUALITY on June 17, 2012, 01:45:27 am
WWUD if elves had beards?
(Slightly Off-Topic: I want a wrist band that says WWUD with the Dwarf character on it now.)
Post by: hops on June 17, 2012, 03:38:44 am
WWUD if he replaced the Dwarven adventurer in NetHack.
Post by: Lagslayer on June 17, 2012, 06:54:26 am
WWUD if this meme spread beyond the DF forums?
Post by: hops on June 17, 2012, 02:53:58 pm
WWUD if beer is spy
Post by: Teneb on June 17, 2012, 04:17:40 pm
WWUD if attacked by
Post by: Sprin on June 17, 2012, 04:43:52 pm
WWUD if he became a lendery miner?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 17, 2012, 04:46:29 pm
WWUD if he was in the fortress guard, facing off against an army of dragons 500 strong?
Post by: adasdad on June 17, 2012, 06:36:58 pm
...
dragon has been struck down!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he was a six foot tall adopted human?
Post by: hops on June 17, 2012, 09:01:31 pm
WWUD if this game was Goblin (Dark) Fortress
Post by: Loud Whispers on June 17, 2012, 09:21:27 pm
Wait...
WWUD if he was the John
Post by: Lagslayer on June 17, 2012, 09:26:50 pm
Post by: knutor on June 17, 2012, 10:31:14 pm
WWUD if the toilet paper ran out and there were no trees to chop down?
Post by: adasdad on June 17, 2012, 10:34:04 pm
WWUD
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 18, 2012, 12:12:42 am
WWUD if peat fires were implemented?
Post by: Monk321654 on June 18, 2012, 02:09:22 am
WWUD if Dragons tried to take him away?
Post by: hops on June 18, 2012, 04:13:29 am
-crushing the skull.
Dragon has been struck down
WWUD if he got loose onto the real world?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 18, 2012, 04:38:39 am
WWUD if he could throw the spirits of
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lagslayer on June 18, 2012, 06:52:48 am
WWUD if he was a legendary +5 siege operator?
Post by: noobnubcakes on June 18, 2012, 09:25:32 am
WWUD if he discovered cheese ore?
Post by: knutor on June 18, 2012, 09:32:09 am
WWUD, if he was asked to heal a blue blooded hobgoblin with blue bandages and a bar of bluebird soap?
Post by: Mr S on June 18, 2012, 10:38:09 am
WWUD when the windmill powered booze stockpile minecart access automat is knocked out by building destroyer vs. windmill?
Post by: hops on June 18, 2012, 02:41:39 pm
Everything have been struck down
WWUD if the overseer was a physical dwarf in the fortress.
Post by: Firehawk45 on June 18, 2012, 03:07:57 pm
WWUD if he was asked to look after his babys?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 18, 2012, 03:31:56 pm
WWUD if the baby was used to kill a dragon.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 18, 2012, 04:06:44 pm
Meat shield > tantrum > dead farmer > tantrum spiral
WWUD if he had to fight a dragon with no
Post by: Lagslayer on June 18, 2012, 05:04:09 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 18, 2012, 08:48:47 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 19, 2012, 05:55:45 am
WWUD if goblins discovered that they can drop socks outside to draw out the dwarfs?
Post by: miauw62 on June 19, 2012, 07:50:13 am
WWUD if he didnt know what to type here? D:
Post by: Lagslayer on June 19, 2012, 08:29:36 am
WWUD if elephants came and drank all his booze?
Post by: Caprealis on June 19, 2012, 08:49:42 am
WWUD as a necromancer with war Elephant corpses..
Post by: Teneb on June 19, 2012, 03:09:51 pm
WWUD if accosted by a capybara?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 19, 2012, 03:59:57 pm
WWUD with his very own game show?
Post by: Keita on June 19, 2012, 05:32:24 pm
WWUD with all that stone lying around?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 19, 2012, 06:43:29 pm
WWUD if he was a dragon?
Post by: Devling on June 19, 2012, 07:04:48 pm
WWUD if he was bored.
Post by: weenog on June 19, 2012, 07:18:13 pm
WWUD if he struck crude oil?
Post by: Monk321654 on June 19, 2012, 07:19:15 pm
WWUD if a Noble sentenced her to hammering for not making a Breast Plate. If she was a Carpenter?
Post by: Devling on June 19, 2012, 07:37:51 pm
WWUD if he was dead?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 19, 2012, 08:00:01 pm
WWUD if Armok demanded all booze in existence as tribute?
Post by: knutor on June 19, 2012, 09:21:42 pm
WWUD if his minecart hit a deer?
Post by: Corai on June 19, 2012, 09:22:44 pm
What if dwarf fortress replaced reality?
Post by: adasdad on June 20, 2012, 08:44:45 am
WWUD if he tried to weaponize the fact that weaponizing this fact can't be weaponized?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 20, 2012, 08:48:11 am
WWUD if slade was a layer stone?
Post by: King Mir on June 20, 2012, 12:46:01 pm
(http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Smr#Tunnelling_down_through_multiple_layers_of_Semi-molten_rock)
WWUD if he could swim in magma without burning up?
Post by: EpsilonSigma on June 20, 2012, 02:38:03 pm
WWUD if all the booze was at the bottom of a 60y ravine with vertical sides and no way down?
Post by: CyberUrist on June 20, 2012, 03:48:47 pm
WWUD if he had all three flavors of insanity?
Post by: weenog on June 20, 2012, 03:56:25 pm
WWUD if changing labors required an application and interview process?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 20, 2012, 03:58:49 pm
Be a lye maker forever, because he has no reading skill.
WWUD If the clowns turned out to be friendly?
Post by: King Mir on June 20, 2012, 04:33:29 pm
WWUD if he could see through rock?
Post by: newbonomicon on June 20, 2012, 06:06:30 pm
WWUD if he liked dubstep?
Post by: grimman007 on June 20, 2012, 07:57:31 pm
The forgotten beast YouGonnaGetRaped has come! A giant sponge twisted into elephant form. Beware its deadly carpicorn spawn and even deadlier cave-in dust!
What does Urist do?
Post by: GrizzleBridges on June 20, 2012, 08:44:17 pm
What would Urist do if he had chronic constipation?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 20, 2012, 09:39:39 pm
What would Urist do if he found an ancient artifact silver lance frozen in a block of ice with a silver dragon and a knight?
Post by: IronTomato on June 21, 2012, 08:30:29 am
What would Urist do if his mother was kidnapped by human bandits?
Post by: Monk321654 on June 21, 2012, 10:25:49 am
Have fun for hours.Go save her, find her detached arm, and beat them to death with it.
What would Urist do if his mother was kidnapped by human bandits?
WWUD if convection were invented? (By that I mean, what if heat sources like lava killed anything with a few meters?)
Post by: vidboi on June 21, 2012, 11:10:48 am
Go save her, find her detached arm, and beat them to death with it.
WWUD if convection were invented? (By that I mean, what if heat sources like lava killed anything with a few meters?)
Be set on fire moments before being drowned in magma, but due to not noticing being on fire urist wouldn't notice any difference.
WWUD if he realised that being on fire was bad, and more importantly wouldn't let him drink any more booze?
Post by: adasdad on June 21, 2012, 08:01:57 pm
WWUD if [DATA EXPUNGED]
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 23, 2012, 02:27:16 am
What would Urist McAdventurer do if he suddenly realized that it's not possible to carry 50 shields in one hand and 50 weapons in the other?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 23, 2012, 02:35:26 am
WWUD if he was intelligent?
Post by: vidboi on June 23, 2012, 07:09:18 am
WWUD with an infinite number of mechanisms?
Post by: CyberUrist on June 23, 2012, 09:28:46 am
WWUD if he had an HDTV in his fort, playing MLP:FiM?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 23, 2012, 10:44:13 am
WWUD if the barrel of booze he wanted to drink was being transported by minecart in an infinite loop?
Post by: CyberUrist on June 23, 2012, 10:57:59 am
WWUD if he was made of booze?
Post by: optimusjamie on June 23, 2012, 12:03:42 pm
WWUD if Armok turned out to be a carp?
Post by: miauw62 on June 23, 2012, 12:58:30 pm
WWUD if elephants became lethal again?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 23, 2012, 01:04:04 pm
WWUD if he got beard rot?
Post by: Teneb on June 23, 2012, 08:11:57 pm
WWUD if forced to choose between a sock and a barrel of booze?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 23, 2012, 09:52:43 pm
What would Urist do if a goblin killed the cat in the middle of this process?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 24, 2012, 12:53:16 pm
WWUD if the goblin drank all the booze, stole the sock, and wandered off?
Post by: knutor on June 24, 2012, 01:38:33 pm
WWUD if he had to calculate the force of gravity in his region?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 24, 2012, 01:48:42 pm
WWUD if stone could be reanimated?
Post by: UberNube on June 24, 2012, 04:06:02 pm
WWUD if he found a necromancer in the fortress graveyard.
Post by: vidboi on June 24, 2012, 04:56:31 pm
Dig up some chalk and then unleash the resulting swarm of tiny undead sea creatures upon the elves. Of course magma would be needed to reclaim the surface after the elves had been rasped and nibbled to death, but that's pretty much standard faire for a fortress.
WWUD if he found a necromancer in the fortress graveyard.
Urist cancels sanity, interupted by dwarf corpse x 100
WWUD if he infiltrated a necromancer tower, only to realise at the top that he can't read.
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 25, 2012, 10:08:53 pm
The dwarf has been struck down.
WWUD if a dwarf with an artifact platinum whip and addy armor went berserk?
Post by: hops on June 25, 2012, 11:59:48 pm
WWUD if elves ask him to cut more trees, or else!
Post by: knutor on June 26, 2012, 12:57:32 am
WWUD if he met a bearded elf?
Post by: Corai on June 26, 2012, 01:05:00 am
Wwud if he became a brony?
Post by: adasdad on June 26, 2012, 09:16:15 pm
WWUD if Brony!Urist was the star of a DiE fic?
Post by: Devling on June 27, 2012, 06:38:31 am
Also he hides that he is half pony, half Brother.
Which makes no sense.
WWUD if he enjoyed slade?
Post by: Lovechild on June 27, 2012, 07:38:16 am
WWUD if he was a cheesemaker taken by a fell mood?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 27, 2012, 07:47:09 am
WWUD if he found the dark secret behind the first anvil?
Post by: miauw62 on June 27, 2012, 09:16:47 am
WWUD if he knew he was a mere personage in a huge game?
Post by: 10ebbor10 on June 27, 2012, 09:49:57 am
WWUD at the end of the Universe
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 27, 2012, 10:52:55 am
WWUD if he could use magic to create masterwork booze and masterwork meals?
Post by: Teneb on June 27, 2012, 12:05:13 pm
WWUD if he could turn himself into a sock?
Post by: adasdad on June 27, 2012, 12:53:59 pm
WWUD if he didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition?
Post by: Corai on June 27, 2012, 12:59:55 pm
WWUD if Armok gets bored of this thread and locks it?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 27, 2012, 01:17:19 pm
The thread is unlocked!
WWUD if that happened?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 27, 2012, 01:52:24 pm
WWUD if he was the new Armok?
Post by: knutor on June 27, 2012, 05:42:04 pm
Urist, "Is your pick dull??"
Female Weredwarf, "Why yes it is."
Urist, "That's because you have been tunneling through my mind all day long."
WWUD, if he wasn't Urist, but the Amazing Spiderdwarf?
Post by: grimman007 on June 27, 2012, 06:28:39 pm
Jumps off the deep end from the wharf,
Swims away, comes right back,
Webs you up, into a snack,
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Dwarf!
'Can he kill me?' 'In the buff!
Just one bite is just enough!'
'Can he find me while seeing red?'
'If you've seen him, you're already dead!'
Look out! There goes the Spider-Dwarf!
In the darkest deep,
In the bright of the day,
Don't make a peep,
Or he'll chomp away!
Spider-Dwarf, Spider-Dwarf,
Deadly baby-eating Spider-Dwarf,
Unfazed by pain, has no fear,
He'll consume all your beer,
To him, life is a big-ass buffet,
Taunt him and he'll make your day,
Here comes the SPIDER-DWARF!
The Spider Choir has been annihilated!
WWUD if he found the plans for the Death Star?
Post by: adasdad on June 27, 2012, 07:32:13 pm
WWUD if he had a storerrom full of slade, socks, and adorable kittens?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 27, 2012, 07:51:05 pm
WWUD if someone crashed the deathstar into the planet he was on?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 27, 2012, 08:55:17 pm
The kitten infection has begun.
WWUD if his previously cat free planet got a shipment of cats from a crashed slade deathstar?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 27, 2012, 08:56:36 pm
WWUD if a fire imp popped out of the forge and went strekaing through the fortress?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 27, 2012, 09:14:15 pm
WWUD if he had a statue made of his favorite material, depicting that vermin he hates?
Post by: Teneb on June 27, 2012, 09:21:18 pm
WWUD if he found himself in a noble's room during an unfortunate accident?
Post by: Corai on June 27, 2012, 09:22:46 pm
"...Yay! Im a noble!"
Wwud if the king skipped out on a unfortunate accident by making Urist the king?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 27, 2012, 09:26:29 pm
WWUD if he had a pet dragon that was linked to his mind?
Post by: Devling on June 28, 2012, 01:49:03 am
WWUD if he was a medic dwarf?
Post by: HavingPhun on June 28, 2012, 10:19:05 am
WWud if he ate the hidden fun stuff?
Post by: adasdad on June 28, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
he later exploded in a mass of infectious pus.
WWUD if he was UBERCHAAAAAARGED?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 28, 2012, 08:23:47 pm
The goblin has been struck down x18.
WWUD if the goblins were charging their lasers?
Post by: grimman007 on June 28, 2012, 08:35:26 pm
WWUD if he pulled up to the fort about seven or eight?
Post by: Devling on June 28, 2012, 09:20:58 pm
WWUD if he had a car?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 29, 2012, 08:35:12 am
What would Urist do if he decapitated a nearby goblin and discovered that that goblin had the key to the car?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 29, 2012, 11:07:56 am
WWUD if he drove into the nearest volcano?
Post by: knutor on June 29, 2012, 12:41:46 pm
WWUD if he tried to boil a magma crab?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 29, 2012, 12:48:12 pm
WWUD if he wanted to make a meme?
Post by: newbonomicon on June 29, 2012, 11:57:14 pm
WWUD if he met Dolan Duck?
Post by: adasdad on June 30, 2012, 12:27:39 am
WWUD if he had frikin' laser beams attached?
Post by: Corai on June 30, 2012, 12:32:14 am
What in the Miners Guild invents time travel, sees Urist doing that?
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/23a:Miners_guild (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/23a:Miners_guild)
Post by: Eric Blank on June 30, 2012, 06:43:14 am
What Would Urist McNoble Do if he saw the miners' energy bill?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 30, 2012, 07:22:48 am
WWUD if moveable buildings were suddenly implemented?
Post by: Double A on June 30, 2012, 10:39:43 am
WWUD if he saw a unicorn fighting a school of carp?
Post by: adasdad on June 30, 2012, 01:00:10 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he was a carp?
Post by: jaxy15 on June 30, 2012, 01:02:23 pm
WWUD if he could turn his pants into crossbows?
Post by: adasdad on June 30, 2012, 01:04:28 pm
WWUD if The Great A'Tuin (the planet sized sea turtle from Discworld) invaded his fort? (taking up one tile at a time, naturally)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 01, 2012, 07:24:16 am
Your settlement has crumbled to its end.
What would Urist do if he was ON The Great A'Tuin?
Post by: adasdad on July 01, 2012, 11:36:43 am
if he was standing directly on the turtles back, however, i assume he would dig down and eat and drink the flesh and blood of the turtle.
WWUD if rincewind ran by his fortress? (in another Discworld mood)
Post by: Lagslayer on July 01, 2012, 12:44:23 pm
WWUD if he was made of slade?
Post by: adasdad on July 01, 2012, 03:05:37 pm
MY FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE
WWUD if he was arife with devastation, a toymaker's creation, trapped inside a crystal ball?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 01, 2012, 03:47:20 pm
Well, since I already asked what he would do if he was in a Discworld dwarf settlement, this question is redundant. (Discworld is carried on A'Tuin's back, after all)You actually asked what he'd do if A'Tuin visited the fort, presumably meaning that the tutle wasn't dropping the Discworld to look at something someone built on what it was carrying around.
if he was standing directly on the turtles back, however, i assume he would dig down and eat and drink the flesh and blood of the turtle.
WWUD if he was arife with devastation, a toymaker's creation, trapped inside a crystal ball?Nothing, what part of "trapped" do you not understand?
What would Urist do if he found himself in Luna City shortly before Adam Selene was declared to have died?
Post by: adasdad on July 01, 2012, 03:58:03 pm
minor derail, regard at your own risk
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 01, 2012, 06:42:10 pm
Spoiler: Derail Continued (click to show/hide)
Post by: grimman007 on July 01, 2012, 07:59:07 pm
Use the electromagnetic catapult to rain lava upon earth. That'll show those damn humans!
WWUD if his vision was augmented?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 01, 2012, 08:31:54 pm
WWUD If he was on the wrong end of an abusive relationship with his beard?
Post by: Corai on July 01, 2012, 09:37:57 pm
A dwarf with x-ray vision? The job cancellation spam would be endless! Also, he'd crash your fps by seeing into all the caverns and the circus.
WWUD If he was on the wrong end of an abusive relationship with his beard?
Get a divorce, only to realize those dont exist in dwarven society.
WWUD if he met a elven hitman to take care of his abusive beard?
Post by: adasdad on July 01, 2012, 10:27:14 pm
derail concluded:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he was a MLP shipper?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 02, 2012, 11:33:35 am
WWUD if extraterrestrials saw he was building something, and came down to tell him he was doing it wrong?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 02, 2012, 12:51:14 pm
WWUD if he got the order to obsidionize a noble, craft the obsidian into a statue of that noble, and drop it into a volcano?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 02, 2012, 01:20:44 pm
WWUD if Derpy were edited out of all the MLP FiM episodes and was replaced with images if Tingle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tingle)?
Post by: Firehawk45 on July 02, 2012, 01:30:54 pm
WWUD if the only people left with him in the world are the elves?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 02, 2012, 02:25:19 pm
Magma.... ALOTOFIT!Engineer a virus that kills elves and makes dwarf babies arise from the corpses.
WWUD if the only people left with him in the world are the elves?
Then there is NOTHING BUT DWARVES!
WWUD if he were suddenly stuck in a world filled with babies?
Post by: adasdad on July 02, 2012, 02:31:23 pm
WWUD if that soapmaker's a SPAH
Post by: Corai on July 02, 2012, 02:37:43 pm
WWUD if that soapmaker was a spy?
Post by: Firehawk45 on July 02, 2012, 02:41:31 pm
WWUD if there wasnt any magma left in his world?
Post by: adasdad on July 02, 2012, 02:49:22 pm
Post by: grimman007 on July 02, 2012, 03:43:46 pm
WWUD if the necromancer from Diablo 2 started a siege on the fort?
Post by: Teneb on July 02, 2012, 04:20:06 pm
WWUD upon finding a flesh ball?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 02, 2012, 09:29:36 pm
WWUD if if he got to live his entire life again?
Post by: EnigmaticHat on July 02, 2012, 09:37:13 pm
WWUD if he was interrupted by a plump helmet man?
Post by: adasdad on July 02, 2012, 09:40:21 pm
WWUD if he "helped" make some cupcakes?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 02, 2012, 10:32:03 pm
Spoiler: Derail Concluded (click to show/hide)
Nothing. He finished his work.Or maybe it's the forgotten beast tallow he grabbed as a reagent.
What would Urist do if he was at a bake sale?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 03, 2012, 09:43:19 pm
WWUD if someone mentioned the word "kobold" on the fortress notice board?
Post by: Corai on July 03, 2012, 09:44:34 pm
WWUD if he had infinite moniez?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 03, 2012, 09:47:58 pm
WWUD if a cat-person invaded the fortress and started flinging fireballs at the normal cats?
Post by: Firehawk45 on July 04, 2012, 04:54:43 am
WWUD if he was in a masterwork Fortress?
Post by: CyberUrist on July 04, 2012, 12:10:24 pm
WWUD if he ate 20000 kilos of pure sugar?
Post by: adasdad on July 04, 2012, 12:17:46 pm
WWUD if he built a Gonne in a strange mood?
Post by: Firehawk45 on July 04, 2012, 03:59:33 pm
WWUD if he were only moments before another dwarfs (re)invents gunpowder?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 04, 2012, 11:09:17 pm
WWUD: If he encountered a sentient dagger?
Post by: medikohl on July 05, 2012, 12:06:24 am
He would eat it thinking it was an additive.cancel equipment pickup: interrupted by sentinent dagger.
WWUD: If he encountered a sentient dagger?
WWUD: if he had a strange mood?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 05, 2012, 12:21:57 am
WWUD if the dorfputer controlling the magma cannon gained sentience?
Post by: adasdad on July 05, 2012, 12:26:13 am
ninja'd
While his fort was being flooded with DEADLY
WWUD if he had to choose between infinite Candy or infinite Masterwork booze?
Post by: Corai on July 05, 2012, 12:31:21 am
WWUD if he became the overseer?
Post by: adasdad on July 05, 2012, 12:36:08 am
WWUD if he worked at the Shark Punching Center?
Post by: Devling on July 05, 2012, 04:26:03 am
Then break both his legs when he angers a local kitten.
WWUD if he met a merman?
Post by: adasdad on July 05, 2012, 11:29:42 am
WWUD if he accidentally he whole thing?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 05, 2012, 11:42:20 am
WWUD if he found the cure for elfism?
Post by: adasdad on July 05, 2012, 01:26:40 pm
WWUD if the elves had the cure to dwarfism?
Post by: weenog on July 05, 2012, 01:30:41 pm
WWUD if he encountered a sock glued to the ground?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 05, 2012, 01:41:23 pm
WWUD if a kitten-sized dragon decided Urist was it's mommy?
Post by: grimman007 on July 05, 2012, 02:33:48 pm
WWUD if the enemy captured a command post?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 05, 2012, 04:15:00 pm
What would Urist do if he was the last survivor of a goblin siege on his fortress in an evil biome?
Post by: Teneb on July 05, 2012, 05:17:05 pm
WWUD if he was ordered to attack a sock-shaped FB?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 05, 2012, 07:11:54 pm
WWUD: Had access to all the nukes on the planet.
Post by: Devling on July 05, 2012, 09:14:38 pm
WWUD if he was in love?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 05, 2012, 09:36:17 pm
Trip, knocking over some water which shorted out a television, which fell on the control panel, which disarmed all the nukes.Talk with his lover and gain a happy thought. Die when she goes berserk and rips his arms off.
WWUD if he was in love?
WWUD if the world were flipped upside down, but gravity remained the same?
Post by: Gamerboy4life on July 05, 2012, 09:41:29 pm
WWUD if he had a Adamantine warhammer, and was facing a Gobbo?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 05, 2012, 09:49:51 pm
WWUD if he was bored?
Post by: Firehawk45 on July 05, 2012, 10:44:34 pm
WWUD if his fortress were floated with goblins and demons, and he had to choose between pulling a lever which kills the goblins, the demons and him...... Or a stockpile of Socks and Booze.....
Post by: Hanslanda on July 05, 2012, 11:15:02 pm
WWUD if a candy-coated dragon came?
Post by: adasdad on July 06, 2012, 12:30:31 am
(non-euphemism) butcher it, and use it to make biscuits. delicious biscuits.
(euphemism) run away screaming knowing nothing can stop it.
WWUD if he was the Sniper?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 06, 2012, 12:46:09 am
due to the ambiguous nature of this, i'll do it both ways;Snipe all the trolls and sword fighters on the battlefield, only to get stabbed in the back by a Kobold with a Balaclava.
(non-euphemism) butcher it, and use it to make biscuits. delicious biscuits.
(euphemism) run away screaming knowing nothing can stop it.
WWUD if he was the Sniper?
WWUD if he was supposed to pick a race for each TF2 Class?
Post by: Teneb on July 06, 2012, 10:18:01 am
WWUD if a spy was sapping his (booze) dispenser?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 06, 2012, 10:30:03 am
WWUD if he was the Medic?
Post by: grimman007 on July 06, 2012, 01:58:49 pm
Urist McHeavy has gone berserk!
Pyro, Fire Imp launches a blast of compressed air!
The spinning air hits Urist McMedic in the upper body, bruising the heart through the *sheep wool cloth coat*!
The dwarf is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The dwarf's head skids along the ground, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The dwarf slams into an obstacle!
Urist McMedic has been struck down.
WWUD if he was a pyro? (HARDMODE: No magma)
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 06, 2012, 04:02:18 pm
Become !!Urist!!
Run through all the stockpiles.
WWUD if he was in COD:MW2 multiplayer?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 06, 2012, 04:40:54 pm
WWUD if he located a jaffa cake factory?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 07, 2012, 01:24:37 am
Crash the server out of spite for these horrible, soulless beings he is encountering within.Engineer a conveyor belt out of a few thousands mechanisms and bring all the finished jaffa cakes back to the mountain home.
WWUD if he located a jaffa cake factory?
WWUD if she suddenly grew four times her regular size?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 07, 2012, 08:52:28 am
WWUD if randomly generated magic was added to DF?
Post by: Circusdawg on July 07, 2012, 10:17:32 am
Not be able to wear armor, and die during the next siege.make bunnies with his magic spear
WWUD if randomly generated magic was added to DF?
WWudd if he saw elves selling wood
Post by: adasdad on July 07, 2012, 10:23:21 am
WWUD if the elves utilized candy?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 07, 2012, 11:22:29 am
WWUD if the elves stole all the socks, gave them to santa, and said they made them?
Post by: weenog on July 07, 2012, 11:42:40 am
What would Urist McMigrant do if, upon arriving at a fortress, a vampire was already there using his identity?
Post by: Teneb on July 07, 2012, 12:13:52 pm
WWUD if, while searching the remains of an invading force for socks, he discovered a book detailing the secrets of life and death?
Post by: adasdad on July 07, 2012, 12:21:56 pm
WWUD if he realized he had a girls name?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 07, 2012, 12:40:23 pm
What would URI St do if his cat wasn't old enough to know it can't walk through walls?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 07, 2012, 04:05:10 pm
Train his cat to be mighty and strong, and then have it bash down Goblin Fortresses by walking into them.
WWUD if she were suddenly besieged by an army of Hamster Men?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 07, 2012, 05:00:33 pm
WWUD if he was allergic to stone?
Post by: Corai on July 07, 2012, 05:01:32 pm
Dwarf: And THATS where elves come from!
Baby dwarf: Elves are just dwarves that are allergic to stone?
WWUD if ToadyOne posted?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 07, 2012, 06:43:29 pm
WWUD if he played TRIBES?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 07, 2012, 07:30:21 pm
WWUD if a firebreathing feathered trex attacked his fortress and murdered everyone, and now the dwarves were all stuck in the deepest depths of the fortress behind a wall?
Post by: m4davis on July 07, 2012, 08:26:29 pm
WWUD If he could no longer take breaks
Post by: Circusdawg on July 07, 2012, 08:38:18 pm
Be ecstatic cause he saw a waterfall recently
WWUD If he could no longer take breaks
Throw tantrum Wudd if Giant zombie sponge saw him
Post by: Teneb on July 07, 2012, 09:28:49 pm
WWUristMcNobleD if he found out that the overseer took a challenge that involves keeping nobles alive and happy?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 07, 2012, 09:32:13 pm
What would Urist do if his kitten was killed in a poorly-planned assault on a goblin fortress?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 08, 2012, 06:48:25 am
WWUD if all the booze reanimated?
Post by: crazysheep on July 08, 2012, 06:52:38 am
WWUD if he became a goblin?
Post by: adasdad on July 08, 2012, 12:42:49 pm
WWUD if everyone in his fortress was the finest of dwarven intelligence and heroism?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 08, 2012, 01:30:51 pm
kidnap a child.Bring them all together to build a giant cannon, that FIRES THE WORLD AS A CANNON BALL!
WWUD if everyone in his fortress was the finest of dwarven intelligence and heroism?
Then they miss fire into the sun.
WWUD if trees attacked?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 08, 2012, 01:37:32 pm
WWUD If magma and fire worked on trees?
Post by: adasdad on July 08, 2012, 03:36:51 pm
WWUD if he was durkon?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 08, 2012, 05:28:15 pm
WWUD if the fortress had a centipede infestation, and the cats were terrified of them?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 08, 2012, 08:03:40 pm
-or more likely-
Attack the centapedes due to cats controlling his mind
WWUD if he had to choose to go through a door, one having fire behind it, and the other having magma behind it?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 08, 2012, 08:06:41 pm
WWUD if everything he touched turned into featherwood?
Post by: adasdad on July 08, 2012, 08:46:59 pm
WWUD if everything he touched turned into pinkie pie?
Post by: Corai on July 08, 2012, 09:03:57 pm
WWUD if ducks invaded?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 08, 2012, 09:06:47 pm
WWUD if a giant punched Bomrek in the face?
Post by: Steamswitch on July 08, 2012, 10:36:27 pm
WWUD if a bronze collossus crushed his face into a pancake?
Post by: crazysheep on July 08, 2012, 10:51:44 pm
WWUD if a bronze colossus was in his bed?
Post by: adasdad on July 08, 2012, 11:38:28 pm
Fortunately, Urist was a noble about to get magma'd the lever was already pulled, and the colossus was melted down.
WWUD if in order to resurrect his love, he had to destroy 16 idols by killing the colossi they represent?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 09, 2012, 12:05:20 am
WWUD if he discovered the physical laws governing the atom-smasher?
Post by: adasdad on July 09, 2012, 12:08:48 am
WWUD if he was Urist Freeman?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 09, 2012, 12:19:43 am
WWUD if he got a slab reading "the secrets of zapping your dumb ass" from a dead vortigaunt hiding behind a generic vending machine?
Post by: adasdad on July 09, 2012, 12:28:21 am
WWUD when he conquered the donkelves?
Post by: crazysheep on July 09, 2012, 12:53:09 am
WWUD with these backpacks?
Post by: adasdad on July 09, 2012, 12:57:50 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he and his friend discovered it?
Post by: brainfreez on July 09, 2012, 12:42:45 pm
WWUD if someone would bite off urists nose while he is sleeping? (kadol McNosebitter has enyoyed a truly decadent meal lately)
Post by: grimman007 on July 09, 2012, 02:37:04 pm
"Sorry, Kadol, I can't say because YOU BIT MY ARMOK DAMNED NOSE OFF!!
"I'll never live that down, will I?"
WWUD if he was taught the secrets of Area 51?
Post by: Corai on July 09, 2012, 02:39:09 pm
WWUD if a elf asked him "Whats soaking wet and clueless?" while holding a bucket of water?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 09, 2012, 03:01:25 pm
Urist then runs for his/her life while the elf is baked to a crisp.
The dragon had no idea Urist was there, and had recently swam through a lake.
WWUD if Dragons shot broiling magma instead of Dragonfire?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 09, 2012, 03:25:43 pm
WWUD when the goblins send their best heavy metal band to sing about beer outside the walls?
Post by: adasdad on July 09, 2012, 03:33:59 pm
besides, goblin beer sucks.
WWUD if he saw a reference to a story he liked get shot down with a cop out involving a dragon?
Post by: grimman007 on July 10, 2012, 03:02:33 pm
WWUD if he found an AT-AT?
Post by: Facekillz058 on July 10, 2012, 03:05:01 pm
WWUD If she was molested by tentical demons?
Post by: Corai on July 10, 2012, 03:08:36 pm
WWUD if he had the choice of saving the world, or himself and a piglet?
Post by: knutor on July 10, 2012, 06:39:03 pm
WWUD with his minecart if his OnStar said to turn left at the next T.
Post by: Lagslayer on July 10, 2012, 06:49:34 pm
His left or screen left? Faced with conflicting data, he decides not to turn at all and plows through the meeting area.
WWUD if he invented animation?
Post by: Devling on July 10, 2012, 07:21:11 pm
WWUD if he was king?
Post by: crazysheep on July 10, 2012, 07:35:06 pm
WWUD if his life is a lie?
Post by: adasdad on July 10, 2012, 10:19:18 pm
WWUD if he was in corai's situation?
Post by: Fishybang on July 11, 2012, 02:43:21 pm
WWUD if he was turned into a thrall?
Post by: adasdad on July 14, 2012, 12:07:59 am
WWUD if it was time for a game of disappearing dwarves?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERc2ROpbgp4
Post by: Firehawk45 on July 14, 2012, 07:07:28 am
WWUD if he was a caravan guard
Post by: Lagslayer on July 14, 2012, 09:22:01 am
WWUD if suddenly badgers, thousands of them?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 14, 2012, 01:15:28 pm
Go insane from being trapped inside the fortress, waiting for the ash cloud to pass.Shoot ALL the bolts!
WWUD if suddenly badgers, thousands of them?
WWUD if Bomrek was a Werewolf?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 14, 2012, 03:07:11 pm
WWUD if he found a cave of kobolds at the opposite end of the world from anybody.
Post by: Teneb on July 14, 2012, 04:28:41 pm
WWUD if all dwarves in the world dissappeared?
Post by: adasdad on July 15, 2012, 07:28:51 am
WWUD if he and candlejack
Post by: Lagslayer on July 15, 2012, 10:04:33 am
WWUD if a booze virus turns the drinker into an elf?
Post by: IndigoFenix on July 15, 2012, 10:41:18 am
WWUD if a river of magma was flowing toward the booze stockpile, and the only way to stop it was to pull a lever that would divert the magma into the lever's room?
Post by: Teneb on July 15, 2012, 10:44:53 am
WWUD if the lever failed to stop the magma flowing to the booze stockpile?
Post by: miauw62 on July 15, 2012, 11:30:27 am
WWUD if an evil scientist made a huge mind-control beam that runs on kittens?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 15, 2012, 12:11:45 pm
WWUD if someone thought he was a dabbling stonecrafter when he was really a world-renowned legendary mason?
Post by: IndigoFenix on July 15, 2012, 04:37:17 pm
WWUD if he was arrested along with an accomplice and given the option of confessing and ratting out his partner or remaining silent; if both remain silent they get prison time, if both confess they both get beaten by a fortress guard, and if one confesses and the other remains silent the confessor goes free and the one who remained silent gets hammered by the Hammerer?
Post by: Corai on July 15, 2012, 04:39:43 pm
WWUD if he was in the LCS (http://www.bay12games.com/lcs/)?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 15, 2012, 06:58:05 pm
WWUD if elves bled sunshine booze?
Post by: highzealot on July 15, 2012, 08:12:49 pm
WWUD if the Dwarf Fortress was changed to Slaves to Tzeentch: God of Change?
Post by: crazysheep on July 15, 2012, 08:20:31 pm
WWUD if it was Slaves to Slaanesh: Prince of Pleasure instead?
Post by: Teneb on July 15, 2012, 08:23:39 pm
WWUD if, instead, it was Slaves to Nurgle: God of Plague?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 15, 2012, 08:31:58 pm
WWUD if he was crowned Emprah?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 15, 2012, 08:47:48 pm
WWUD if a cow walked into his room, took one look at him, and exploded?
Post by: Corai on July 15, 2012, 08:49:42 pm
WWUD if he was a daedra?
Post by: adasdad on July 15, 2012, 09:19:40 pm
WWUD if he wore pyrovision goggles?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 16, 2012, 02:09:11 am
WWUD if he discovered starsiege tribes?
Post by: Firehawk45 on July 16, 2012, 11:38:04 am
What if he would find CoD?
Post by: Devling on July 16, 2012, 12:49:43 pm
WWUD if purple was his favorite color?
Post by: grimman007 on July 16, 2012, 02:07:51 pm
A vile force of darkness has come, led by their champion Shao Khan!
What does Urist do?
Post by: crazysheep on July 16, 2012, 08:15:13 pm
WWUD if he was a creeper?
Post by: Corai on July 16, 2012, 08:24:42 pm
WWUD if a clown tent was opened?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 16, 2012, 09:01:14 pm
WWUD if he saw hundreds of shields in front of him.
Post by: Lagslayer on July 16, 2012, 09:07:41 pm
WWUD if he was a sentient zombie?
Post by: grimman007 on July 17, 2012, 09:03:15 pm
WWUD if he had a "choice" between retrieving a candy sword from the circus, or pulling this lever?
Post by: adasdad on July 17, 2012, 09:24:54 pm
WWUD if the text on a forum he liked became pink for some reson? (seriously, this text looks pink.)
Post by: CyberUrist on July 17, 2012, 09:27:33 pm
Light it on fire because pink is inexplicably an elven color.
WWUD if instead of StA:GoB, it was Slaves to Toady: God of Dwarf Fortress?
Post by: adasdad on July 17, 2012, 09:46:19 pm
WWUD if he rotated an owl for !!SCIENCE!!
Post by: Teneb on July 17, 2012, 09:57:18 pm
WWUD if he could burn forever without dying?
Post by: crazysheep on July 17, 2012, 11:11:24 pm
WWUD if a kobold ambush sprung on him?
Post by: adasdad on July 18, 2012, 01:14:36 am
WWUD if he could feel his fingers in the middle of summer?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 18, 2012, 03:42:20 pm
Light it on fire because pink is inexplicably an elven color.Whoa whoa WHOA! Hold up there, friend! I must attest that pink is NOT an Elf color!
Pink is another shade of red, and red is the color of both blood AND magma!
Now green, that's an elf color. Freakin' trees and crap.
Post by: Lagslayer on July 18, 2012, 07:17:27 pm
single-handedly defeat them with his bare hands. and get killed by a dingo.Go on breaks more often. Mining is rough work!
WWUD if he could feel his fingers in the middle of summer?
WWUD with a metric ton of jell-o mix?
Post by: adasdad on July 18, 2012, 10:16:04 pm
WWUD if he saw a gobblin turning a bag of holding inside out?
Post by: StreetPizza on July 18, 2012, 10:23:06 pm
WWUD if he had a whole crate of assorted fruit-flavored milk?
Post by: Hanslanda on July 18, 2012, 11:06:00 pm
WWUD if there was two levers before him and he could only pull one?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 19, 2012, 01:23:08 am
WWUD: If he discovered bismuth bronze and bauxite at the same time?
Post by: Corai on July 19, 2012, 01:27:34 am
WWUD if he dug into another dwarven fort?
Post by: StreetPizza on July 19, 2012, 01:58:53 am
WWUD if he were a Legendary +5 milk tea maker?
Post by: Firehawk45 on July 19, 2012, 02:31:26 am
WWUD if he had a nightmare?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 19, 2012, 02:57:10 am
WWUD: If he found a computer loaded with dwarf fortress in it, and he is shown on it doing what he is doing now... (dorfception)
Post by: adasdad on July 19, 2012, 04:12:59 am
WWUD if plump helmets were perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 19, 2012, 08:33:26 am
WWUD: If he discovered minecraft
Post by: jaxy15 on July 19, 2012, 08:54:10 am
WWUD if he was Dragonborn?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 19, 2012, 09:37:58 am
WWUD if water pressure was more realistic?
Post by: Facekillz058 on July 19, 2012, 09:41:29 am
WWUD If all he had was a crutch, a sheild, and encounted hundreds of goblins all out for dwarven blood?
Post by: Teneb on July 19, 2012, 09:46:31 am
WWUD if goblins had firearms?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 19, 2012, 10:52:41 am
WWUD if he discovered how to make bread?
Post by: Firehawk45 on July 19, 2012, 12:36:00 pm
WWUD if the goblins had rifles (just avoiding the joke happening before ;) )
Post by: crazysheep on July 19, 2012, 08:36:20 pm
WWUD if the goblins had destroyed the lever?
Post by: Shinotsa on July 19, 2012, 08:56:16 pm
(Damn migrants and their fancy pets)
Post by: Corai on July 19, 2012, 08:58:01 pm
Post by: highzealot on July 19, 2012, 09:16:12 pm
WWUD if he could store booze in his socks?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 19, 2012, 09:20:36 pm
WWUD if he hated dwarves?
Post by: weenog on July 20, 2012, 02:58:18 am
WWUD with a minecart that plays music a generation out of date, guides itself when no-one is looking, hates Urist's friends and lover, and gradually overwrites Urist's personality with that of its previous rider?
Post by: crazysheep on July 20, 2012, 07:46:18 pm
WWUD if a real circus came to town? (not the demons)
Post by: Devling on July 20, 2012, 07:50:07 pm
WWUD if he was scared of clowns?
Post by: weenog on July 20, 2012, 07:53:50 pm
WWUD if a half-eaten corn dog were left to stink up the place with miasma, abandoned by its former owner and untouched by anyone else because it's owned?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 21, 2012, 10:37:27 am
WWUD if the piece of food he was going to eat starts to rot after he picks it up, but before he consumes it?
Post by: StreetPizza on July 21, 2012, 01:55:38 pm
WWUD if Batman showed up?
Post by: Cheesoburgor on July 21, 2012, 02:11:19 pm
WWUD if he would be the last dwarf alive in fortress
Post by: Lagslayer on July 21, 2012, 03:15:25 pm
WWUD if he was the 5th horseman of the apocalypse?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 21, 2012, 06:48:12 pm
WWUD if he just had to write something down, but he didn't know what?
Post by: Teneb on July 21, 2012, 07:12:59 pm
WWUD if he was
Post by: Corai on July 21, 2012, 07:15:20 pm
WWUD if he invented a sword that shoots large steel serrated discs?
Post by: crazysheep on July 22, 2012, 01:23:34 am
*not to be confused with Urist DaVinci
WWUD if he found a !!XXPig Tail Fiber SockXX!!?
Post by: Cheesoburgor on July 22, 2012, 05:31:03 am
WWUD if he was a vampire
Post by: Lagslayer on July 22, 2012, 07:28:17 am
WWUD if the king was legendary +5 in all skills, but liked slade?
Post by: Teneb on July 22, 2012, 04:54:33 pm
WWUD if said king was a plump helmet man?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 22, 2012, 05:24:28 pm
WWUD if she had to leave the fortress because she turned the king into wine?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 22, 2012, 05:45:17 pm
What would Urist do if he had a fell mood and it went all Planepacked?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 22, 2012, 07:21:51 pm
WWUD with sentient socks?
Post by: crazysheep on July 22, 2012, 09:03:34 pm
WWUD if dwarven syrup was made from dwarves?
Post by: 10terrapin01 on July 22, 2012, 11:21:09 pm
WWUD if he could embark on a necromancer tower?
Post by: crazysheep on July 23, 2012, 12:27:06 am
WWUD if he knew the secrets of life and death?
Post by: Corai on July 23, 2012, 12:33:49 am
WWUD if he became a dimple cup?
Post by: weenog on July 23, 2012, 12:37:49 am
WWUD if air pressure existed?
Post by: crazysheep on July 23, 2012, 01:23:17 am
WWUD if plump helmet women showed up in his still?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 23, 2012, 06:47:28 am
Positive pressure airlock systems go!Brew them like all the other mushrooms.
WWUD if plump helmet women showed up in his still?
WWUD if a helmet snake popped out of the wine barrels?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 23, 2012, 08:39:22 am
WWUD if he wanted to create a new, unheard of kind of booze?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 23, 2012, 09:38:37 am
WWUD if the drink turned out to be a Godly Elixir?
Post by: Mobotium on July 23, 2012, 09:52:40 am
WWUD if the drink turned out to be a Godly Elixir?
Drink it, then brew more. Drink, then brew more. then accidentally set fire to the booze stockpile, destroying himself and all traces of his godly invention.
WWUD if he found a forgotten beast capable of producing noxious secretions whose only effect was to be completely equal to plump helmet wine?
Post by: crazysheep on July 23, 2012, 10:04:45 am
WWUD if a kobold thief poisoned Urist's booze supply?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 23, 2012, 10:08:30 am
WWUD if her liver was damaged beyond repair?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 23, 2012, 12:11:58 pm
WWUD if all of his organs suddenly had purpose.
Post by: brainfreez on July 23, 2012, 02:21:23 pm
Urist MCOrgan cancels runing from siege : emptying guts. (pooping)
WWUD if his pet kitten has killed a dwarf , BUT the kitten has convinced everyone that Kadol MCkiller has killed the dwarf. (will the urist tell the truth and his kitten will get hammered or let his best friend get hammered)
Post by: crazysheep on July 23, 2012, 08:39:23 pm
WWUD if the hammerer was his best friend, Kadol Mckiller?
Post by: brainfreez on July 24, 2012, 04:52:35 am
WWUD if he saw that the plump helmet he was eating is actually a !!XXpig tail sockXX!!
Post by: Azated on July 24, 2012, 11:39:20 am
urist would hide the hammerers hammer in weapon stockpile. then kadol is sentenced 2 days in prison and he starves to death.
WWUD if he saw that the plump helmet he was eating is actually a !!XXpig tail sockXX!!
Keep eating. By that point, it'd probably taste the same anyway.
WWUD if electricity was invented?
Post by: optimusjamie on July 24, 2012, 01:12:57 pm
WWUD if he ended up in Equestria?
Post by: brainfreez on July 24, 2012, 01:44:43 pm
WWUD if fluffy wamblers slaughtered his family and killed his kitten?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 24, 2012, 03:02:54 pm
WWUD if the dining hall was filled with fluffy wamblers?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 24, 2012, 03:32:45 pm
Making beloved Wamblers into beloved siege ammo since 227.
WWUD if everyone was killed by a colossus made of Wambler?
Post by: brainfreez on July 24, 2012, 05:22:02 pm
WWUD if a fluffy wamblers ambushed his kitten?
Post by: Devling on July 24, 2012, 05:26:43 pm
WWUD if he created a masterwork floodgate.
Post by: Corai on July 24, 2012, 05:28:08 pm
WWUD if he was a mason?
Post by: crazysheep on July 24, 2012, 08:02:58 pm
WWUD if he was building walls?
Post by: highzealot on July 24, 2012, 08:30:03 pm
WWUD if there was a forbidden item where he's supposed to build a wall?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 24, 2012, 09:02:57 pm
WWUD if the only remaining wall is hanging off a drawbridge?
Post by: brainfreez on July 25, 2012, 06:30:20 am
combat report : urist is surprised by the ferocity of fluffy wamblers onslaught!
fluffy wambler pushes urist in the upper body!
urist is propeled away by the force of blow!
urist is blown apart!
WWUD if fluffy wamblers ambushed his fortress?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 25, 2012, 06:50:51 am
WWUD with an army of trained war fluffy wamblers?
Post by: Donuts on July 25, 2012, 07:03:07 am
WWUD if he faced 100 goblins and he only had a pick?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 25, 2012, 09:35:28 am
WWUD if he knew how to build *material* colossi?
Post by: brainfreez on July 25, 2012, 10:55:45 am
WWUD with plump helmet men army?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 25, 2012, 01:38:22 pm
What would Urist do if he found himself in a Minecraft world?
Post by: Donuts on July 25, 2012, 01:58:20 pm
WWUD if he was locked in with 10 forgotten beasts?
Post by: brainfreez on July 25, 2012, 02:17:04 pm
WWUD if plump helmet men created the bigest empire and eat all other civilisations?
Post by: QuakeIV on July 25, 2012, 02:19:20 pm
WWUD if elves had skin of adamantium and bones of slade?
Post by: Firehawk45 on July 25, 2012, 02:49:09 pm
WWUD if magma would suddenly start freezing?
Post by: brainfreez on July 25, 2012, 02:51:43 pm
WWUD with a human nail crown?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 25, 2012, 04:15:02 pm
WWUD if zombie apocalypse?
Post by: brainfreez on July 25, 2012, 04:20:31 pm
WWUD if he got infected with STD?
Post by: Teneb on July 25, 2012, 05:36:30 pm
WWUD if he was unable to die?
Post by: brainfreez on July 25, 2012, 05:44:50 pm
WWUD if plump helmet men ate all other dwarves?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 25, 2012, 09:14:11 pm
What would Urist do if he was in the middle of a tunnel with an artifact lead hammer in his hand, adamantine armor on his body, a masterwork steel axe in his other hand, an adamantine sword in his beard in case he drops one of his other weapons, AND at one end of the corridor was a goblin siege and the other had a barrel of masterfully brewed sunshine?
Post by: Teneb on July 25, 2012, 09:52:43 pm
WWUD if the fortress was visited by aliens?
Post by: Donuts on July 26, 2012, 12:52:54 am
WWUD if he was a noble?
Post by: optimusjamie on July 26, 2012, 07:34:06 am
WWUD if One Direction came to the fortress for a concert?
Post by: brainfreez on July 26, 2012, 07:37:59 am
WWUD if his masterwork bone bolt got destroyed by a marksdwarf?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 26, 2012, 09:49:30 am
What would Urist do if a goblin escaped, stealing one of Urist's masterwork bone bolts? (FYI, dwarves still care about if a stuck-in bolt leaves the map. I guess they're annoyed that the marksdwarves didn't kill the goblins before they left.)
Post by: Cheesoburgor on July 26, 2012, 04:04:56 pm
WWUD if he saw a giant sponge
Post by: crazysheep on July 26, 2012, 07:28:36 pm
WWUD if he rode an ocean wave?
Post by: Cheesoburgor on July 26, 2012, 08:19:28 pm
Urist McSwimmer has been encased in ice
Post by: Corai on July 26, 2012, 08:19:57 pm
Post by: Cheesoburgor on July 26, 2012, 08:27:32 pm
Post by: Teneb on July 26, 2012, 09:21:54 pm
WWUD when he saw people were forgetting to ask questions in this thread?
Post by: CyberUrist on July 26, 2012, 09:46:35 pm
WWUD if he ate goblin flesh?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 26, 2012, 10:57:31 pm
WWUD if she piloted a bronze colossus?
Post by: highzealot on July 26, 2012, 11:45:05 pm
WWUD if she could use danmaku?
Post by: brainfreez on July 27, 2012, 04:26:35 am
WWUD if his king was killed by a fluffy wambler?
Post by: Donuts on July 27, 2012, 04:46:20 am
WWUD if he was against 9001 bronze collossuses throwing fluffy wamblers?
Post by: Firehawk45 on July 27, 2012, 06:35:38 am
WWUD if wamblers would not work anymore against bronze guys?
Post by: Phlum on July 27, 2012, 08:46:28 am
Post by: Lagslayer on July 27, 2012, 09:00:56 am
edit: D'OH!
Post by: brainfreez on July 27, 2012, 09:24:50 am
Post by: adasdad on July 27, 2012, 10:09:00 am
WWUD if a steel colossus was attacking the fortress?
READY THE MAGMA CANNONS AND ATOMSMASHERS.
edit: oh, steel colossus? I thought that said "badger"
WWUD if these guys (http://images.wikia.com/teamico/images/c/c4/ColossusComparison.jpg) invaded? (for reference, that little smudge in the bottom left is a human)
Post by: brainfreez on July 27, 2012, 10:43:11 am
"your fortress has sucumbed to invasion"
WWUD if elves stabed him in fifth toe left foot with alder spear?
Post by: Donuts on July 27, 2012, 12:30:54 pm
WWUD if he was overrun by fluffy wamblers?
Post by: brainfreez on July 27, 2012, 01:06:34 pm
WWUD if a fluffy wambler killed elf?
Post by: crazysheep on July 27, 2012, 08:11:18 pm
WWUD if his XXsockXX was burnt in magma?
Post by: Phlum on July 27, 2012, 08:54:29 pm
WWUD if his XXsockXX was burnt in magma?He'd go insane for lacking footwear but in an anticlimax he would enter a meloncoli mood.
WWUD if he went bezerk instead?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 27, 2012, 10:34:00 pm
WWUD if the first thing he saw was a melon collie?
Post by: StreetPizza on July 28, 2012, 04:10:05 am
WWUD if he could grow sweet melons in Dwarven underground farms?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 28, 2012, 04:25:06 am
WWUD if he discovered a plant that he couldn't make booze out of?
Post by: brainfreez on July 28, 2012, 04:45:10 am
"tasty booze! try it!" was the last words from urist.
WWUD if he had a huge drug plantation?
Post by: Cheesoburgor on July 28, 2012, 05:52:03 am
WWUD if he had GCS pet
Post by: brainfreez on July 28, 2012, 06:44:57 am
WWUD if someone stole his !!XXpig tail sockXX!!?
Post by: bukitodinos on July 28, 2012, 09:13:52 am
WWUD if he saw a !!GOPHER!!
Post by: brainfreez on July 28, 2012, 09:27:27 am
WWUD if he was a huge lobster twisted into humanoid form with 3 metre long tongue?
Post by: miauw62 on July 28, 2012, 09:37:13 am
WWUD if the olympics were hosted in his fortress?
Post by: brainfreez on July 28, 2012, 10:01:42 am
WWUD if he found "Olon Piepants , medium sized creature prone to great ambition!"
Post by: Lagslayer on July 28, 2012, 01:24:23 pm
WWUD if he had ☼1,000,934,987,423 in coins?
Post by: Phlum on July 28, 2012, 02:10:55 pm
WWUD if a dragon tried to steal his tresure.(plz don't say chop it in two or boil it in magma)
Post by: Corai on July 28, 2012, 02:14:58 pm
WWUD if he found a planepacked bluemetal longsword artifact?
Post by: brainfreez on July 28, 2012, 02:25:27 pm
WWUD if a strange bluemetal sword was flying in his direction ?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 28, 2012, 03:32:13 pm
WWUD if the overseer gave him a bluemetal hammer thinking it would be a great weapon?
Post by: Donuts on July 28, 2012, 03:41:15 pm
WWUD if he got sniped by fluffy wamblers?
Post by: highzealot on July 28, 2012, 03:54:46 pm
WWUD if he could become any creature?
Post by: brainfreez on July 28, 2012, 04:20:27 pm
WWUD with a fluffy wambler riding a war toad (vermin) ?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 28, 2012, 04:34:52 pm
WWUD if Zoidberg was rummaging through the refuse stockpile?
Post by: brainfreez on July 28, 2012, 05:58:55 pm
WWUD if he became undead sponge man.
Post by: crazysheep on July 28, 2012, 08:11:22 pm
WWUD if he entered a fell mood?
Post by: bukitodinos on July 28, 2012, 09:46:36 pm
WWUD if he got hit by an elf?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 28, 2012, 11:46:54 pm
WWUD if the elf bastard kept dodging?
Post by: highzealot on July 29, 2012, 12:08:49 am
WWUD if the elf was one of Tolkien's elves?
Post by: crazysheep on July 29, 2012, 12:11:17 am
WWUD if he went on said adventure with said elf?
Post by: brainfreez on July 29, 2012, 04:31:45 am
WWUD if he grew up in a forest retreat ?
Post by: Corai on July 29, 2012, 04:32:25 am
WWUD if he laid siege to dwarves?
Post by: brainfreez on July 29, 2012, 04:42:41 am
WWUD if dwarves caught him ?
Post by: Donuts on July 29, 2012, 06:48:04 am
WWUD if wamblers had crossbows and bluemetal arrows?
Post by: brainfreez on July 29, 2012, 07:02:04 am
carrots and death is his only wish ~
WWUD if he was a legendary wordsmith?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 29, 2012, 08:00:41 am
WWUD if Nether-Cap wood kept surrounding tiles, items, and creatures cold?
Post by: brainfreez on July 29, 2012, 09:30:59 am
WWUD if he was a legendary reader ?
Post by: bukitodinos on July 29, 2012, 12:04:21 pm
WWUD if he saw a !!CLOWN!!
Post by: brainfreez on July 29, 2012, 01:51:32 pm
WWUD if he had legendary poet skill ?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 29, 2012, 07:34:49 pm
WWUD if he detested fluffy wamblers?
Post by: brainfreez on July 30, 2012, 04:24:51 am
WWUD if his both arms has motor nerve severed ?
Post by: Cheesoburgor on July 30, 2012, 04:36:56 am
WWUD if he saw candy?
Post by: brainfreez on July 30, 2012, 05:08:05 am
WWUD if he unleashed mighty forces of fun ?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 30, 2012, 06:00:22 am
WWUD if they were out of drinks due to the execution of all the brewers, due to a noble requesting Dimplecup Whiskey?
Post by: brainfreez on July 30, 2012, 06:38:46 am
WWUD if after 2012 years he found the temple of booze and he could savescum some info about the "perfect booze" ?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 30, 2012, 03:48:47 pm
WWUD if the perfect booze turned out to be highly toxic to dwarves, goblins, and elves?
Post by: Donuts on July 30, 2012, 04:47:34 pm
WWUD if he got a pie with pie flavour?
Post by: brainfreez on July 30, 2012, 06:08:50 pm
WWUD if his only wish was to find a camel ?
Post by: Corai on July 30, 2012, 06:09:38 pm
WWUD if he was Armok for a day?
Post by: crazysheep on July 30, 2012, 06:44:02 pm
WWUD if he beheld an adamantine pike?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 31, 2012, 03:45:12 am
WWUD if the fort got 1000 fisherdwarf immigrants after the news of the adamantine pikes got out?
Post by: brainfreez on July 31, 2012, 05:45:28 am
WWUD if a pike stabbed him in left ear ?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 31, 2012, 12:39:03 pm
WWUD if the pike was both kinds of pike AT ONCE?!
Post by: Lagslayer on July 31, 2012, 01:09:51 pm
WWUD if he had to choose between a pike and a swordfish?
Post by: brainfreez on July 31, 2012, 03:09:15 pm
WWUD if a pike killed fluffy wambler ?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 31, 2012, 08:58:20 pm
What would Urist do if he realized the above fact?
Post by: brainfreez on August 01, 2012, 06:32:25 am
WWUD if he found his kitten copse on his bed ? (after sleeping for 2 days with it)
Post by: miauw62 on August 01, 2012, 06:36:43 am
WWUD if EA attacked the fort?
Post by: brainfreez on August 01, 2012, 08:55:29 am
WWUD if a cave crocodile attacked him ?
Post by: Donuts on August 01, 2012, 11:09:05 am
WWUD if bronze colossuses attacked x9001?
Post by: brainfreez on August 01, 2012, 11:46:05 am
WWUD if adamantine colossuss attacked the fort ?
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 01, 2012, 07:28:14 pm
What would Urist do if he was out of Sunshine?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 01, 2012, 08:33:18 pm
WWUD if colossi and fluffy wamblers suddenly ceased to exist?
Post by: highzealot on August 01, 2012, 09:37:18 pm
WWUD if there was no population cap and dwarves stopped dying.
Post by: Eric Blank on August 01, 2012, 09:50:40 pm
WWUD if he was trapped in his room by an angry bunny?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 01, 2012, 10:12:37 pm
What would Urist do if trapped in his room by a nearby magma flood that doesn't flood his room?
Post by: brainfreez on August 02, 2012, 05:59:52 am
WWUD if the dwarven caravan guards attacked him for stealing «-+=pig tail sock=+-» ? (-+==+- is über quality )
Post by: StreetPizza on August 02, 2012, 08:53:44 am
WWUD if plump helmets had to be grown above ground?
Post by: brainfreez on August 02, 2012, 12:15:21 pm
WWUD if he was a human ?
Post by: Donuts on August 02, 2012, 02:09:49 pm
What Would TreeHugger Do if he got a wooden spear?
Post by: brainfreez on August 02, 2012, 03:40:54 pm
WWUD if he evolved to goblin ?
Post by: Monk321654 on August 02, 2012, 06:16:23 pm
WWUD if four thousand bolts suddenly flew at her from nowhere?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 02, 2012, 08:30:29 pm
What would Urist do if, after surviving the attack, s/he had a chance to lecture the fortress on the nuances of Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection, which is a basic and vital tenant of modern biology but which NO ONE even seems to TRY to understand?
Post by: Monk321654 on August 02, 2012, 08:39:27 pm
Then get mauled by a grizzly bear when trying to examine it.
WWUD if evolution's existence or lack there of was determined by the flip of a coin?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 02, 2012, 08:49:52 pm
WWUD if the King of his civ was a badger?
Post by: crazysheep on August 02, 2012, 08:53:26 pm
WWUD if the king of his civ was a were-badger?
Post by: highzealot on August 03, 2012, 12:15:58 am
WWUD if crossbows were better blunt weapons than warhammers?
Post by: brainfreez on August 03, 2012, 05:09:53 am
WWUD if the king of his civilization is elf ?
Post by: crazysheep on August 03, 2012, 08:29:41 am
WWUD if he could part the sea without screw pumps?
Post by: Facekillz058 on August 03, 2012, 10:14:10 am
WUUD If he discovered a modern day video camera?
Post by: brainfreez on August 03, 2012, 12:46:52 pm
WWUD if he had iphone ?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 03, 2012, 01:51:41 pm
WWUD if he was raised by clowns?
Post by: crazysheep on August 03, 2012, 07:09:40 pm
WWUD if he didn't like adamantine?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on August 03, 2012, 10:04:51 pm
WWUD if he lived in the Inheritance Cycle universe?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 04, 2012, 12:42:40 am
WWUD if the gods died and the universe was given to him?
Post by: Wrex on August 04, 2012, 01:03:45 am
WWUD if all magma was booze?
Post by: Corai on August 04, 2012, 01:07:08 am
WWUD if dwarves no longer needed drinks, had [SPEED:0] and became intelligent?
Post by: crazysheep on August 04, 2012, 01:39:54 am
WWUD if he was drowning in a well of booze?
Post by: Wrex on August 04, 2012, 01:50:26 am
WWUD if he could throw sphere's of boiling booze?
Post by: Demki on August 04, 2012, 03:23:41 am
WWUD if elves took his socks?
Post by: brainfreez on August 04, 2012, 03:31:40 am
WWUD if he was raised by wolves ?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on August 04, 2012, 04:13:11 pm
WWUD if he made the Dwarven version of the Roman Empire?
Post by: Corai on August 04, 2012, 04:14:33 pm
WWUD if elves mandated him to trade 4 wooden items to them?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 04, 2012, 07:02:27 pm
WWUD if the elves invaded, wielding candy weapons and armor, and mounted on dragons, also wearing candy armor?
Post by: acetech09 on August 04, 2012, 08:40:48 pm
WWUD if you replaced his steel pick with a toy inflatable one?
Post by: Facekillz058 on August 04, 2012, 11:18:22 pm
WWUD If there was no booze, but lots of children.
EDIT: Holy shit acetech, is your sig a reference to the Phantasy Star series?!
Post by: crazysheep on August 05, 2012, 12:31:23 am
WWUD if he mined all the stone?
Post by: hops on August 05, 2012, 01:17:55 am
WWUD if he was a wereelf
Post by: Devling on August 05, 2012, 02:13:16 am
WWUD if he was in the above situation?
Post by: Corai on August 05, 2012, 02:23:52 am
WWUD if mid-life crisis?
Post by: brainfreez on August 05, 2012, 04:45:51 am
WWUD if he was a weredwarf ?
Post by: Volfgarix on August 05, 2012, 08:10:04 am
WWUD if he was teleported to our world?
Post by: miauw62 on August 05, 2012, 08:49:31 am
WWUD if he found out about mad fanboyism?
Post by: Sprin on August 05, 2012, 09:14:11 am
what would urist do if he was a cheese maker?
Post by: brainfreez on August 05, 2012, 09:27:01 am
WWUD if his best friend was a wereslug ?
Post by: StreetPizza on August 05, 2012, 09:29:35 am
WWUD if he invented Dwarven air conditioning?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 05, 2012, 09:36:48 am
WWUD he was the dwarven godfather?
Post by: brainfreez on August 05, 2012, 09:36:54 am
WWUD if he was nauseous .
edit : Damn ninjas
Post by: Cheesoburgor on August 05, 2012, 06:48:12 pm
WWUD if he would act in a movie
Post by: brainfreez on August 05, 2012, 07:05:31 pm
WWUD if he was a dinosaur ?
Post by: Cheesoburgor on August 05, 2012, 07:22:43 pm
instead of acting a slaughter , he would kill everyone for real .Evolve,Grow beard,kill elfsaurusses,Evolve,Grow fingers,invent traps,invent beer,pet cats,catsplosion,BIG BANG
WWUD if he was a dinosaur ?
WWUD if he was most intelligent person on earth
Post by: Corai on August 05, 2012, 07:23:19 pm
WWUD if humanity VS dwarfkind?
Post by: brainfreez on August 05, 2012, 07:33:17 pm
WWUD if he was a ninja ?
Post by: crazysheep on August 05, 2012, 07:50:10 pm
WWUD if he was a kobold?
Post by: brainfreez on August 05, 2012, 07:52:29 pm
WWUD if his best friend backstabbed him ?
Post by: Hanslanda on August 06, 2012, 01:01:20 am
WWUD if he was on fire and very thirsty?
Post by: Devling on August 06, 2012, 02:58:05 am
WWUD if he was a ghost?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 06, 2012, 03:30:44 am
WWUD if the goblins decided to go all out and send 1000 troops?
Post by: brainfreez on August 06, 2012, 04:22:21 am
WWUD if he was a wereslug ?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 06, 2012, 02:47:31 pm
WWUD if he woke up with the realization everyone hated him anyway?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 06, 2012, 02:54:27 pm
WWUD if he took an arrow to the knee?
Post by: brainfreez on August 06, 2012, 03:08:57 pm
WWUD if he took an arrow to the eye ?
Post by: acetech09 on August 06, 2012, 03:33:18 pm
WWUD if you make him play his own fort on DF?
Post by: brainfreez on August 06, 2012, 04:17:11 pm
WWUD if a slug ambushed him ?
Post by: crazysheep on August 06, 2012, 06:08:57 pm
WWUD if he preferred vermin as food over, say, quarry bush roasts?
Post by: brainfreez on August 06, 2012, 06:26:39 pm
WWUD if his best friend was killed by a snail ?
Post by: IronTomato on August 06, 2012, 08:10:55 pm
The snail counterstrikes!
The snail bites UristMcHammerlord in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
UristMcHammerlord has been struck down.
WWUD if he accidentally dug into the candy tube of death?
Post by: Facekillz058 on August 06, 2012, 08:47:37 pm
WWUD he was made of Slade?
Post by: Devling on August 06, 2012, 11:03:20 pm
WWUD if he was the last dwarf alive, in a world full of wimpy tree huggers.
Post by: Corai on August 06, 2012, 11:05:25 pm
"..."
"What? I may be a kobold but I don't always make kobold camps."
WWUD if he met a VERY annoying kobold (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile) that ran a elven forest retreat?
Edit: Is that link going to your profiles and not mine?
Post by: Devling on August 06, 2012, 11:23:05 pm
Post by: Megaman3321 on August 06, 2012, 11:45:18 pm
"Hello and welcome to my forest retreat!"
"..."
"What? I may be a kobold but I don't always make kobold camps."
WWUD if he met a VERY annoying kobold (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile) that ran a elven forest retreat?
The flying ☼kobold bone bolt☼ strikes the Annoying Kobold in the head, tearing the fat, tearing the skin, and shattering the skull!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The Annoying Kobold is propelled backwards!
It the Annoying Kobold in the body part, but the attack is deflected by the xsmall human leather capx!
The Annoying Kobold bites the Irate Dwarf in the second left toe, shattering the nail!
The Annoying Kobold latches on firmly!
The Irate Dwarf gives into pain.
The Annoying Kobold shakes the Irate Dwarf by the second left toe, tearing the skin and tearing the fat!x40
Urist McUnlucky, Irate Dwarf has bled to death.
Bejeebus Bejeepers, Annoying Kobold has bled to death.
WWUD of he discovered Atlantis?
EDIT: color fail.
Post by: StreetPizza on August 07, 2012, 02:45:56 am
WWUD if he liked apples for their sweetness?
Post by: brainfreez on August 07, 2012, 06:13:20 am
WWUD if a ninja attacked him ?
Post by: adasdad on August 07, 2012, 12:48:45 pm
WWUD if he was burninated?
Post by: Facekillz058 on August 07, 2012, 12:58:04 pm
WWUD if HE was pregnant with kittens and puppies at the same time.
Post by: brainfreez on August 07, 2012, 01:11:17 pm
WWUD if he had a miscarriage ?
Post by: Urist_McDrowner on August 07, 2012, 04:01:41 pm
eat them .
WWUD if he had a miscarriage ?
Tantrum and flip the lever that is attached to the only support.
WWUD if an Elf proposed?
Post by: brainfreez on August 07, 2012, 04:30:52 pm
you know , what happens in LasVegas stays in LasVegas .
WWUD if he became elf princess ?
Post by: Devling on August 07, 2012, 04:32:49 pm
WWUD if he posted on this thread?
Post by: Corai on August 07, 2012, 04:35:20 pm
WWUD if he discovered he was in a game?
Post by: brainfreez on August 07, 2012, 07:00:56 pm
WWUD if his best friend was elf !?
Post by: grimman007 on August 07, 2012, 07:13:18 pm
What would Twilight McSparkle do if the overseer told her that friendship was a worthless pieces of shit?
Post by: Corai on August 07, 2012, 07:14:34 pm
WWUD if friendship was magic?
Post by: brainfreez on August 07, 2012, 07:16:57 pm
WWUD if a ninja posted before him ?
Post by: Facekillz058 on August 07, 2012, 07:19:03 pm
WWUD If he's made 3 posts in the last day on this topic?
Post by: brainfreez on August 07, 2012, 07:20:39 pm
WWUD if he was intelligent ?
Post by: Megaman3321 on August 07, 2012, 07:23:58 pm
WWUD if he went stark raving mad and tried to eat his own head?
Post by: brainfreez on August 07, 2012, 07:35:39 pm
WWUD if he lost his head ?
Post by: crazysheep on August 07, 2012, 08:33:08 pm
The necromancer gestures!
The Urist's head begins to shudder and move!
WWUD if his decapitated head began to shudder and move?
Post by: brainfreez on August 07, 2012, 08:39:10 pm
WWUD if he found his head in the refuse stockpile .
Post by: crazysheep on August 07, 2012, 08:58:33 pm
WWUD if he saw a +Urist skull totem+?
Post by: Megaman3321 on August 07, 2012, 09:50:21 pm
WWUD if he met Sankis?
Post by: Monk321654 on August 07, 2012, 10:19:51 pm
WWUD if booze actually did explode?
Post by: crazysheep on August 08, 2012, 12:38:57 am
WWUD if booze evaporated?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 08, 2012, 02:05:53 am
WWUD if he met a VERY annoying kobold (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile) that ran a elven forest retreat?
What? Am I really that annoying? :c
Get mad because he can't guzzle his booze as rapidly as the ambient heat evaporates it.
WWUD if nothing he tried to do could just work like it was supposed to?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 08, 2012, 04:45:24 am
WWUD if mosquitoes could spread vampire disease?
Post by: brainfreez on August 08, 2012, 06:53:41 am
WWUD if he had nothing to do ?
Post by: Megaman3321 on August 08, 2012, 08:38:26 am
WWUD if he created life?
Post by: brainfreez on August 08, 2012, 08:44:14 am
WWUD if a ninja killed his wife ?
Post by: Urist_McDrowner on August 08, 2012, 03:21:43 pm
eat it .
WWUD if a ninja killed his wife ?
He'd punch his own brother, of course, and flip a Cabinet named "BoatGod"
WWUD if guns were invented?
Post by: acetech09 on August 08, 2012, 06:53:01 pm
WWU novice swordsdwarf UD if he stabbed his legendary sparring partner in the head and jammed the S tt B?
Post by: Urist_McDrowner on August 08, 2012, 07:11:16 pm
They have been, and they will be again. But you never know it because all the civilizations (including the dwarves that invented it) get wiped out by conquering or stupidity. Then you see the worldgen go from "5 Rejected" to "6 Rejected".
WWU novice swordsdwarf UD if he stabbed his legendary sparring partner in the head and jammed the S tt B?
He'd suddenly feel compelled to stand on a flashing blue square on a retracting bridge that bridges an 80 Z level pit straight into the Magma Sea.
WWUD if he broke his own artifact window?
Post by: Urist_McDrowner on August 08, 2012, 07:14:04 pm
"Hello and welcome to my forest retreat!"
"..."
"What? I may be a kobold but I don't always make kobold camps."
WWUD if he met a VERY annoying kobold (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile) that ran a elven forest retreat?
Hey look! I'm making friends already!
Post by: brainfreez on August 08, 2012, 08:09:05 pm
He'd suddenly feel compelled to stand on a flashing blue square on a retracting bridge that bridges an 80 Z level pit straight into the Magma Sea.
WWUD if he broke his own artifact window?
go berserk and brake somebody's else artifact window .
WWUD if a poisonous blood was spreading through the fort ?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 09, 2012, 08:46:42 am
What would Urist do if he could split into two identical dwarves of approx. 65% of his at will?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 09, 2012, 09:31:33 am
WWUD if he grew an extra arm?
Post by: brainfreez on August 09, 2012, 09:34:07 am
WWUD if he had 1 arm ?
Post by: highzealot on August 09, 2012, 04:15:59 pm
WWUD if he could replace ANY limb with weapons
Post by: brainfreez on August 09, 2012, 04:22:21 pm
WWUD if magma was flowing in his direction ?
Post by: m4davis on August 09, 2012, 05:23:42 pm
WWUD If the clowns wanted to trade?
Post by: brainfreez on August 09, 2012, 06:33:32 pm
WWUD if he found a knife ?
Post by: bukitodinos on August 09, 2012, 09:59:20 pm
WWUD if he was locked inside when he saw a sock
Post by: Sauerkrautron on August 09, 2012, 11:19:45 pm
WWUD if a !!Cavy Boar!! bites his throat, and has latched on firmly?
Post by: crazysheep on August 10, 2012, 02:07:52 am
WWUD if a !!Sow!! latched onto his third toe, left foot?
Post by: Corai on August 10, 2012, 02:10:16 am
WWUD if Komra defeated Armok in a battle, and made DF all peaceful and happy?
Post by: brainfreez on August 10, 2012, 05:46:15 am
WWUD if he won in a knife fight with Armok and became Armok .
Post by: Facekillz058 on August 10, 2012, 06:05:46 am
WWUD If he grew 2 feet taller, and became a texas ranger for a popular television show?
Post by: brainfreez on August 10, 2012, 06:32:38 am
WWUD if he met a short human fond of drink and industry ?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 10, 2012, 06:35:04 am
WWUD if he found a cow stuck in a tree?
Post by: brainfreez on August 10, 2012, 09:48:35 am
(the spinning cow strikes urist in the head !
bruising the muscle !)
WWUD if his king was a human ?
Post by: Hanslanda on August 10, 2012, 11:19:17 am
WWUD if he were in the middle of a Loyalty cascade?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 10, 2012, 11:20:40 am
WWUD If he embarked on a unicorn-infested forest, adjacent to an evil forest and a terrifying ocean?
Post by: brainfreez on August 10, 2012, 12:30:51 pm
WWUD if he found a tomb ?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 10, 2012, 07:13:28 pm
WWUD if the elves realized that stone is a limited resource and tried to set production limits?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 10, 2012, 07:17:59 pm
WWUD if cats suddenly became alcohol dependent?
Post by: Monk321654 on August 10, 2012, 07:40:35 pm
WWUD if goblins stole her booze?
Post by: Corai on August 10, 2012, 07:41:52 pm
WWUD if grimdark?
Post by: brainfreez on August 11, 2012, 08:10:37 am
WWUD if there was no gravity .
Post by: Lagslayer on August 11, 2012, 08:20:36 am
WWUD with a green glass menacing spike that menaced with spikes of green glass, and had a picture of itself engraved in green glass?
edit: spelling
Post by: brainfreez on August 11, 2012, 09:00:12 am
(urist scratches his upper body with the green glass menacing spike , tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the middle spines nervous tissue !)
WWUD if he was ambushed by 1000 elves ?
Post by: Donuts on August 11, 2012, 03:13:49 pm
WWUD if forgotten beast with all the kinds of deadly dust etc came?
Post by: brainfreez on August 11, 2012, 03:15:47 pm
WWUD if he had a steel pike logged firmly in his throat ?
Post by: Donuts on August 11, 2012, 03:19:03 pm
WWUD if war cave dragons and goblin siege 9001 of each?
Post by: Corai on August 11, 2012, 03:20:15 pm
WWUD if thousands of marksdwarves?
Post by: brainfreez on August 11, 2012, 03:31:06 pm
WWUD if his king was goblin ?
Post by: Devling on August 11, 2012, 03:33:38 pm
Thus, Urist is a loyal subject, and works all his life to make wonderful socks for Goblin.
WWUD if he froze to death in a river?
Post by: brainfreez on August 11, 2012, 03:37:29 pm
WWUD if his wife was a ninja ?
Post by: Monk321654 on August 11, 2012, 05:27:00 pm
I'm not normally prone to those sorts of jokes, bit I thought that was too good to pass up.
WWUD if trolls tried to eat her husband?
Post by: brainfreez on August 11, 2012, 05:28:29 pm
WWUD if his husband was a night troll ?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 11, 2012, 10:40:25 pm
What would Urist do if her neighbor was a night troll?
Post by: Hanslanda on August 11, 2012, 11:38:25 pm
WWUD if there was no more booze?
Post by: Corai on August 11, 2012, 11:41:23 pm
WWUD if kobold overlord?
Post by: brainfreez on August 12, 2012, 05:55:54 am
WWUD if he was kobold overlord ?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 12, 2012, 06:49:31 am
WWUD if dwarves discovered how to make rubber?
Post by: crazysheep on August 12, 2012, 06:56:44 am
WWUD if dwarves could make alcohol from almost everything?
Post by: brainfreez on August 12, 2012, 07:08:56 am
WWUD if his wife was kobold ?
Post by: Monk321654 on August 12, 2012, 07:17:20 am
WWUMcKobold do when she stole her husbands stuff?
Post by: crazysheep on August 12, 2012, 07:23:47 am
WWUD if he meets Corai?
Post by: brainfreez on August 12, 2012, 07:53:44 am
WWUD if he was a ninja and a kobold somehow managed to steal his socks ?
Post by: bukitodinos on August 12, 2012, 01:12:51 pm
WWUD if he found a baby
Post by: Monk321654 on August 12, 2012, 01:17:04 pm
WWBUD if he were trained to fire catapults from birth, and had no fear of Goblins?
Post by: brainfreez on August 12, 2012, 02:48:50 pm
WWUD if he was goblin king ?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 12, 2012, 04:53:19 pm
WWUD with seven pounds of apples, a paper clip, and an early nineties printer?
Post by: brainfreez on August 12, 2012, 05:15:06 pm
WWUD if his wife was goblin ?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 12, 2012, 07:50:42 pm
WWUD with a minecart track capable of launching minecarts into low earth orbit?
Post by: brainfreez on August 13, 2012, 05:38:17 am
WWUD if he was in the middle of catapocalypse ?
Post by: grimman007 on August 13, 2012, 08:51:32 am
The great demon Edward Cullen has come! A tentacled horror twisted into human form. It sparkles with bishonen. Beware it's poisonous bite! What do?
Post by: brainfreez on August 13, 2012, 09:17:26 am
WWUD if he was the last dwarf on the world ? (no elves or goblins , just humans and urist )
Post by: Lagslayer on August 13, 2012, 11:30:21 am
WWUD if he had ALL the rings of power.
Post by: brainfreez on August 13, 2012, 11:51:22 am
WWUD if booze disappeared and there would be no way to brew booze ?
Post by: Monk321654 on August 13, 2012, 03:12:39 pm
WWUD if a Yeti adopted her?
Post by: brainfreez on August 13, 2012, 04:12:11 pm
WWUD if a hydra adopted him ?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 13, 2012, 05:43:48 pm
What would Urist do if he was a foredwarf?
Post by: Detahramet on August 14, 2012, 01:04:18 pm
WWUD if Urist was a part of the great dwarven king Cacame Awemedinade's harem?
Post by: Monk321654 on August 14, 2012, 01:06:15 pm
WWUD if the Trolls decided to rebel against the Goblins and made their own civilization?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 14, 2012, 01:17:22 pm
What would Urist do if he was abducted by a troll?
Post by: Detahramet on August 14, 2012, 01:24:06 pm
WWUD if Urist was suddenly an elf?
Post by: brainfreez on August 14, 2012, 01:50:33 pm
WWUD if he was abducted by aliens ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 14, 2012, 01:53:11 pm
WWUD if a thermonuclear catsplosion accorded?
Post by: brainfreez on August 14, 2012, 02:01:41 pm
WWUD if he was sleeping in his bed and then !!Kadol McBedlighter!! ran in his room and laid right next to urist ?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 14, 2012, 02:46:47 pm
What would Urist do if he could turn anyone into a dwarf, at the cost of one beard hair?
Post by: brainfreez on August 14, 2012, 03:48:10 pm
WWUD if a giant lion attacked ?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on August 14, 2012, 07:59:49 pm
WWUD if he met Armok?
Post by: Detahramet on August 14, 2012, 08:30:25 pm
WWUD if Magma is the source of elvin power, and the existence of any magma or lava on the planet gives elves all-mighty power?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 14, 2012, 08:33:47 pm
urist looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!
WWUD if he got a fey mood and the only items in sight were the fortress's previously made artifacts?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 14, 2012, 08:42:34 pm
nothing . :PSeriously, get your own schtick/running gag.
Wake up in his bed, sweating. He starts hearing voices, driving him mad.Nothing. He's just sitting in his workshop, counting the days until he's allowed to go insane...
urist looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!
WWUD if he got a fey mood and the only items in sight were the fortress's previously made artifacts?
What would Urist do if he could turn anyone into a dwarf, at the cost of one beard hair?
Post by: crazysheep on August 14, 2012, 09:07:04 pm
WWUD if his overlord settled in his fortress?
Post by: Hanslanda on August 14, 2012, 09:17:11 pm
Urist punches the Overlord in the head with his right hand, bruising the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing the brain!
The Overlord has been struck down!
And then he'd be sentenced to a hammering.
WWUD if he was sentenced to a hammering?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on August 14, 2012, 09:21:48 pm
WUDD if he decided to play CoD (Only thing I could think of)
Post by: Corai on August 14, 2012, 09:28:44 pm
WWUD if he played Arma Fortress?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on August 14, 2012, 09:35:17 pm
WUDD If he had a brain disorder? What? He does? Ok new question, WUDD if he became the enemy of every civilisation by activating the hive mind?
Post by: Hanslanda on August 14, 2012, 11:22:48 pm
WWUD if he had access to highly advanced technology?
Post by: crazysheep on August 14, 2012, 11:27:34 pm
WWUD if he had some ice?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on August 14, 2012, 11:43:56 pm
WUDD if he traveled into the future?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 15, 2012, 03:39:51 am
WWUD if he found a booze so horrid that he couldn't drink it?
Post by: brainfreez on August 15, 2012, 05:56:42 am
WWUD if he found a magical sock that makes him invisible ?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 15, 2012, 11:35:44 am
WWUD if he was harboring a chestburster?
Post by: acetech09 on August 15, 2012, 07:11:54 pm
WWUD if he disagreed with some of the responses in WWUD?
Post by: Detahramet on August 15, 2012, 08:06:13 pm
WWUD if you were actually a member of one of Urist's remarkably well managed forts, and just now realized it?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 15, 2012, 09:59:53 pm
WWUD if you migrated to his fort and adopted ALL of the cats, and demanded pangolins from the elves?
Post by: brainfreez on August 16, 2012, 04:58:16 am
WWUD if he invented thermonuclear cat power plants ?
Post by: Phlum on August 16, 2012, 08:24:54 am
WWUD if the elves realized what a thermonuclear power plant is?
Post by: brainfreez on August 16, 2012, 08:33:52 am
WWUD if he was the last creature on earth , after thermonuclear catsplosion ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 16, 2012, 11:25:59 am
Post by: brainfreez on August 17, 2012, 11:15:36 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 17, 2012, 11:37:29 am
What would Urist do then?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 17, 2012, 11:42:33 am
WWUD if, after becoming a cannibal like an elf, discovered that the dwarves had actually conquered hell while he slept, and moved everyone else down there before the thermonuclear catsplosion?
Post by: Cheesoburgor on August 17, 2012, 06:19:27 pm
what he was doing in fridge nobody will never know
WWUD if he was a zombie
Post by: Phlum on August 17, 2012, 10:18:17 pm
(I sometimes wonder how this forum finds half it's matirial.)
WWUD if he was supposed to be following a necromancer?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on August 17, 2012, 10:33:16 pm
WUDD if he found a portal that could led him into other games?
Post by: Detahramet on August 18, 2012, 01:05:32 am
WWUD if she met Jesus of Nazareth?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on August 18, 2012, 01:36:02 am
WWUD: Thermonuclear catsplosion.
Post by: Corai on August 18, 2012, 01:43:55 am
WWUD if when you butchered a cat, it created a dog?
Post by: Devling on August 18, 2012, 02:11:16 am
WWUD if he was fighting a boogey man?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 18, 2012, 03:14:50 am
WWUD if he was attacked by a giant sponge forgotten beast? With a poison gas attack?
Post by: brainfreez on August 18, 2012, 04:26:01 am
WWUD if he found a magical sock that makes him invincible ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 18, 2012, 11:49:05 pm
WWUD if Elves and Dwarves shared a common ancestor? (think Altmer and Dwemmer from the Elder Scrolls games)
Post by: Monk321654 on August 18, 2012, 11:58:48 pm
The other dwarves see it as a nice little story, but don't really care.
And the slaughter continues.
WWUD if she invented propane gas?
Post by: brainfreez on August 19, 2012, 07:23:37 am
WWUD if he created the Limbs of the Looping a featherwood warhammer ?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 19, 2012, 11:30:06 am
WWUD if there was a type of tree that produced poisonous wood when cut?
Post by: brainfreez on August 19, 2012, 11:42:24 am
WWUD if he created a mechanical featherwood colossuss?
Post by: Monk321654 on August 19, 2012, 12:17:36 pm
WWUD when he completes his Granite Colossus and it starts to drink all the booze?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 19, 2012, 12:28:31 pm
WWUD if the colossus walked over to a wall and created another fifty colossi that pried themselves from the solid stone, then started wrecking the place?
Post by: Detahramet on August 19, 2012, 03:01:56 pm
Post by: adasdad on August 19, 2012, 03:48:23 pm
Post by: brainfreez on August 19, 2012, 04:37:23 pm
WWUD if he invented gunpowder ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 19, 2012, 08:33:51 pm
WWUD if he was Captain Carrot
Post by: Lagslayer on August 19, 2012, 08:41:23 pm
WWUD with bubble wrap?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 19, 2012, 09:23:54 pm
What would Urist do if s/he went into a strange mood while next to bubble wrap?
Post by: Facekillz058 on August 19, 2012, 09:29:09 pm
WWUD If he had those little foam thingies that go in shipping boxes sometimes?
Post by: crazysheep on August 19, 2012, 11:29:59 pm
WWUD if his ☼Bubblewrap Breastplate☼ popped?
Post by: Hanslanda on August 19, 2012, 11:32:30 pm
WWUD if he had access to railguns?
Post by: Detahramet on August 20, 2012, 01:08:42 am
WWUD if the dwarves successfully blocked out, and weaponized the sun once and for all?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 20, 2012, 05:01:13 am
WWUD if a dwarf in a fell mood was headed his way?
Post by: brainfreez on August 20, 2012, 10:13:20 am
WWUD if ninjas ambushed his kitten ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 20, 2012, 03:48:59 pm
WWUD if dwarves DIDN'T reproduce through spores?
Post by: Facekillz058 on August 20, 2012, 03:59:55 pm
WWUD if he fell hundreds of z levels into a pit of magma, but managed to survive and pull himself to safety with no fat, or arms, or legs, or a lower body
Post by: brainfreez on August 20, 2012, 04:00:02 pm
WWUD if he found "the icy glaciers of frost , a fire sock" that gives him the ability to breathe fire ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 21, 2012, 03:49:24 pm
WWUD if he, and all dwarves, were remotely intelligent?
Post by: brainfreez on August 21, 2012, 03:56:56 pm
WWUD if he found "the dry deserts of heat , a water sock" that gives him the ability to breath underwater ?
Post by: Corai on August 21, 2012, 03:59:16 pm
As with the immortality sock, Put it in his room never to touch again.
WWUD if Slaves To Armok One was brought back?
Post by: brainfreez on August 21, 2012, 04:09:56 pm
WWUD if he found the "solid rocks of shape , a steam sock"that gives him the ability to shot steam ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 21, 2012, 04:12:39 pm
As with the immortality sock, Put it in his room never to touch again.Seriously man, what is it with you and socks?
WWUD if everything he touched turned to adamantine?
Post by: brainfreez on August 21, 2012, 04:18:26 pm
WWUD if he found the "empty emptiness of nothing , a sock sock" that gives him the ability to vomit socks ?
Post by: Corai on August 21, 2012, 04:19:29 pm
As with the immortality sock, Put it in his room never to touch again.
WWUD if Brainfreez stopped with these sock questions?
Post by: brainfreez on August 21, 2012, 04:21:25 pm
WWUD if he would vomit booze ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 21, 2012, 04:53:23 pm
As with the immortality sock, Put it in his room never to touch again.
WWUD if he was a sock?
Post by: Corai on August 21, 2012, 04:54:24 pm
WWUD if his pick is the pick that pierced the heavens?
Post by: Monk321654 on August 21, 2012, 04:57:35 pm
WWUD when Urist gets fined for disturbing the peace?
Post by: brainfreez on August 21, 2012, 05:00:41 pm
WWUD if he would vomit booze ? (it is not a sock !!!)
Post by: Corai on August 21, 2012, 05:01:42 pm
WWUD if he became a tree?
Post by: Monk321654 on August 21, 2012, 05:04:15 pm
WWUD if she was the only survivor of an attack that took out the mountainhome?
Post by: brainfreez on August 21, 2012, 05:06:30 pm
WWUD if he was the liberal ninja ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 21, 2012, 05:20:21 pm
HELL YES, LDS!
WWUD if he could willfully bend time and space?
Post by: brainfreez on August 21, 2012, 05:21:37 pm
WWUD if he found a way to create rocket ?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 21, 2012, 07:52:02 pm
WWUD if she was faced with the options a) channel out a tile from the tile adjacent to it or b) channel out the tile while standing on it, and plumbet 27 stories to her death?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 21, 2012, 08:01:55 pm
What would Cog do when he saw Urist trapped in a pit?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 21, 2012, 08:13:13 pm
WWUD if it started raining cats and dogs, from the ceiling of the dining room?
Post by: Corai on August 21, 2012, 08:14:08 pm
WWUD if kobold overlord?
Post by: Detahramet on August 21, 2012, 09:05:47 pm
WWUD if her overlord... WAS SOCK!
Post by: Jalapeńo Cheesepuffs on August 21, 2012, 10:19:45 pm
WWUD if overlord Llama Wool Sock was kidnapped by a kobold?
Post by: Facekillz058 on August 21, 2012, 10:32:39 pm
WWUD If ignorance was bliss?
Post by: Phlum on August 21, 2012, 11:31:07 pm
WWUD if refinement and undwarfiness was bliss?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 22, 2012, 12:09:37 am
WWUD if the doctors used all of the adamantine to sew up the patients again?
Post by: Corai on August 22, 2012, 12:11:13 am
WWUD if the overseer mined more bluemetal?
Post by: brainfreez on August 22, 2012, 04:03:42 am
WWUD if the conservative samurai attacked ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 22, 2012, 03:55:46 pm
WWUD if it was possible for all dwarves to die of alcohol poisoning
Post by: brainfreez on August 22, 2012, 04:17:06 pm
WWUD if the moderate penguin bite off his face ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 22, 2012, 06:14:15 pm
Post by: Corai on August 22, 2012, 06:15:40 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on August 22, 2012, 07:49:32 pm
WWUD with more dakka?
Post by: Sus on August 23, 2012, 12:46:24 am
WWUD in a cave, with a box of scraps! ?
Post by: brainfreez on August 23, 2012, 04:04:53 am
WWUD if a genetically modified cat bite him ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 23, 2012, 05:29:32 am
WWUD if he met Slendy
Post by: Eric Blank on August 23, 2012, 06:47:05 am
WWUD if all the booze ended up in the depot to coerce him into going to it and doing some tradin'?
Post by: Detahramet on August 23, 2012, 06:56:36 am
WWUD if he was Obok Meatgod?
Post by: brainfreez on August 23, 2012, 10:20:55 am
WWUD if he was the spiderdwarf ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 23, 2012, 01:17:58 pm
WWUD if he learnt that dwarves have no meaning to their existence?
Post by: brainfreez on August 23, 2012, 04:01:55 pm
WWUD if he found "dry containers of emptiness , the perfect booze barrel" that holds infinite amount of the perfect booze ?
Post by: Corai on August 23, 2012, 04:04:02 pm
WWUD if Urist renamed himself to Cacame?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 23, 2012, 04:12:44 pm
WWCD if hammer time?
Post by: brainfreez on August 23, 2012, 04:30:55 pm
jamming the skull through the brain....."
WWUD if booze rain ?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 23, 2012, 05:41:57 pm
Stand there with his mouth open like a turkey until he drowns
WWUD if someone wanted to start a romantic relationship with them from the fortress over the mountains?
Post by: brainfreez on August 23, 2012, 05:51:50 pm
get ambushed by lions in the one square long trip to the other mountain and die .
WWUD if he could fly ?
Post by: Monk321654 on August 23, 2012, 05:56:09 pm
WWUD if she was a Bomb Builder?
Post by: brainfreez on August 23, 2012, 05:57:29 pm
WWUD if he was the alien ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 23, 2012, 09:26:37 pm
WWUD if he saw a fight betwean Cacame Awemedinade and Obok Meatgod?
And who do you think would win?
Post by: Corai on August 23, 2012, 09:28:45 pm
WWUD if he gained the ability to warp wood like elves?
Post by: Detahramet on August 23, 2012, 09:47:09 pm
Cacame would win, by combining dwarven epicness with elven epicness. He would then kiss his feet.HERESY!
Oh, and Urist would be burnt at the stake for consorting with elves.
WWUD if in exchange for the plans to the ultimate doomsday weapon that would destoy the entire planet she would get a barrel of booze?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 24, 2012, 02:05:26 am
WWUD if someone trimmed his beard while he was asleep?
Post by: Detahramet on August 24, 2012, 02:25:46 am
Oh, it already is? Uh...
Blood shall fall from the sky!
Wait, that too?
Uh...
Rocks fall, everyone dies.
WWUD If he was Slenderdwarf?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 24, 2012, 04:18:33 am
WWUD if he found an elf, a human, a goblin, and an athiest kobold arguing about religion at the bar?
Post by: brainfreez on August 24, 2012, 04:23:23 am
WWUD if he found out that there is no gods and the sky is universe ?
Post by: IronTomato on August 25, 2012, 09:50:44 pm
WWUD if demons invaded the booze stockpile and there were no weapons in the fortress?
Post by: Corai on August 25, 2012, 09:51:41 pm
WWUD if elven conquest?
Post by: IronTomato on August 25, 2012, 10:42:29 pm
WWUD if he was friends with a bronze colossus?
Post by: Donuts on August 26, 2012, 05:40:30 am
WWUD if elves liked stone?
Post by: Cheesoburgor on August 26, 2012, 06:06:26 am
WWUD if he got attacked by a giant sponge
Post by: brainfreez on August 26, 2012, 11:57:19 am
WWUD if he woke up without toes ?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on August 26, 2012, 02:16:58 pm
WWUD: MvM update, tf2?
Post by: V-Norrec on August 26, 2012, 05:43:46 pm
WWUD if he was drafted into the crossbow militia to fight a hydra.
Post by: Lagslayer on August 26, 2012, 06:02:37 pm
WWUD if the each head on the hydra breathed a different kind of syndrome-gas?
Post by: piemanpie24 on August 26, 2012, 06:11:59 pm
WWUD if he found out he was part elf?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on August 26, 2012, 09:28:27 pm
WWUD: Played dwarf fortress in dwarf fortress.
Post by: Lagslayer on August 27, 2012, 08:36:01 am
WWUD if Dr. McNinja migrated to his fort?
Post by: brainfreez on August 27, 2012, 09:42:45 am
WWUD if he had 10 arms ?
Post by: IronTomato on August 27, 2012, 10:46:43 am
WWUD If dwarves invented the internet?
Post by: Detahramet on August 27, 2012, 11:29:01 am
WWUD if he had his own personal brewery, producing booze exclusively for him 24/7?
Post by: brainfreez on August 27, 2012, 11:37:29 am
WWUD if he found his kitten dead with his best friends (Kadol Rapemurderer) adamantine spear logged in its head ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 27, 2012, 02:16:24 pm
Post by: brainfreez on August 27, 2012, 02:24:34 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on August 27, 2012, 03:57:27 pm
WWUD if the fortress was flooding from the top-down with booze?
Post by: brainfreez on August 27, 2012, 04:05:37 pm
WWUD if mountain gnomes had a civilisation ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 28, 2012, 12:20:42 pm
WWUD if every booze drinking creature on the planet went extinct except dwarves, and the fortress was flooded with booze?
Post by: brainfreez on August 28, 2012, 01:03:17 pm
WWUD if there was no more socks on the world ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 28, 2012, 09:53:14 pm
WWUD if she wondered WWJD
Post by: crazysheep on August 28, 2012, 09:57:36 pm
WWUD if dagger?
Post by: Corai on August 28, 2012, 10:20:39 pm
WWUD if oil was found in DF land, and America found out?
Post by: Detahramet on August 28, 2012, 11:02:30 pm
WWUD if he could turn water to wine?
Post by: brainfreez on August 29, 2012, 09:17:46 am
WWUD if he lost his leg and after 78 years he found it under his bed ?
Post by: Detahramet on August 29, 2012, 10:52:34 am
WWUD if Urist the dining room was pathetic
Post by: brainfreez on August 29, 2012, 12:00:46 pm
WWUD if a thermonuclear catsplosion made everything radioactive ?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 29, 2012, 05:16:22 pm
comment about the lack of pants .
WWUD if a thermonuclear catsplosion made everything radioactive ?
Wonder what the hell radiation is.
WWUD if he was hungry, and trapped in a building with no access to anything edible?
Post by: Detahramet on August 29, 2012, 09:07:59 pm
WWUD if he was in a dirt pit that he dug out, with no exits, which a pick axe, but was hungry and thirsty?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 30, 2012, 02:42:11 am
Urist has died of starvation.
WWUD if upon reaching the site for the new fortress, he discovers that the overseer brought nothing more than a lump of copper ore to "make things more challenging"? Oh, and it's raining bitter sludge, an oddly colored cloud just rolled in, and there are a few zombies in the distance?
Post by: Detahramet on August 30, 2012, 03:10:46 am
WWUD if the overseer took this challenge (with everyone being a peasant): http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=114875.0
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 30, 2012, 04:52:33 pm
WWUD if he hit an aquifer while digging upward?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on August 30, 2012, 07:40:19 pm
While traveling to the embark site, whine the whole way that they should have brought just a lump of copper ore and nothing else to the terrifying glacier because bringing a pick and food is too easy. Upon starting the game, the player is surprised to see that he only has 6 dwarfs, and they are all very unhappy because they had to talk to someone annoying.
WWUD if he hit an aquifer while digging upward?
Ride it down to the fortress dining hall, and flooding the fort!
WWUD if he had to go through a door, one lead to fire, one lead to magma, and one lead to a dragon?
Post by: Phlum on August 30, 2012, 09:06:41 pm
A) kill it with his bare hands, 25%
B) fail killing it, 15%
C) be a goddamn civilian and quit trying to grab his goddamn Xleather dressX. 60%
WWUD if he had a better AI?
Post by: Detahramet on August 31, 2012, 12:57:34 am
While traveling to the embark site, whine the whole way that they should have brought just a lump of copper ore and nothing else to the terrifying glacier because bringing a pick and food is too easy. Upon starting the game, the player is surprised to see that he only has 6 dwarfs, and they are all very unhappy because they had to talk to someone annoying.You want to actually try the challenge on a terrifying glacier, with just a pick and a mushroom?
Urist would refuse to go on any expedition.
WWUD if he was the last living thing on the planet, except plump helmets?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on August 31, 2012, 01:06:02 am
WWUD if he could time travel?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 31, 2012, 03:56:40 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Accidentally travel to the past while escaping from goblin crossbowmen, and be trapped there until he can find a DWR that can produce 1.21 GU and a slope long enough to get his minecart up to 88 MPH.
WWUD if he forgot to sort out the paradoxes first?
Post by: brainfreez on August 31, 2012, 05:05:32 am
WWUD if he woke up in 3000th year ?
Post by: IronTomato on August 31, 2012, 04:05:11 pm
WWUD if there was a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: brainfreez on August 31, 2012, 04:08:46 pm
WWUD if elves had adamantine weapons , armor and demon pets ?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on August 31, 2012, 10:13:30 pm
...Obviously Urist would instead run up and kick the first elf he sees in its adamantine clad shin.
WWUD if he was playing a game called "What Would Urist Do?"
Post by: Lagslayer on August 31, 2012, 10:39:22 pm
WWUD if he stumbled onto that weird part of youtube?
Post by: brainfreez on September 01, 2012, 05:19:32 am
WWUD if his best friend (Kadol Peacelovers) went berserk in a closed room with urist and urist's kitten ?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 01, 2012, 05:40:19 am
WWUD if the cat headbump was modded to turn the headbumped creature into a cat?
Post by: brainfreez on September 01, 2012, 06:11:03 am
RUN FOR YOUR LIVERS !!!!
WWUD if he had no livers and kidneys ?
Post by: Detahramet on September 01, 2012, 08:47:17 am
WWUD he got a cushy job as an administrator at the mountainhomes, far away from the control of the player?
Post by: brainfreez on September 01, 2012, 09:03:54 am
WWUD if he was the prototype (y'know , from the game [prototype])
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 01, 2012, 04:40:55 pm
What happens when the goblin comes along?
Post by: Volfgarix on September 01, 2012, 05:29:53 pm
WWUD if meet his clone?
Post by: brainfreez on September 01, 2012, 05:32:58 pm
WWUD if his friend (Kadol Mcwetpants) was soaked in yellow liquid that was very booze-like ?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 01, 2012, 05:37:52 pm
What would Urist do with kryptonite?
Post by: brainfreez on September 01, 2012, 05:41:25 pm
WWUD if Armok blessed him with the power of flight ?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 01, 2012, 06:44:23 pm
What would Urist do if the clouds were on fire?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 02, 2012, 03:04:11 am
Then he would go hide in the darkest corner of the fort.
What would Elf McSpy do if assigned to cut down trees?
Post by: Wrex on September 02, 2012, 03:09:25 am
Yell "The sun! The sun is growing!"
Then he would go hide in the darkest corner of the fort.
What would Elf McSpy do if assigned to cut down trees?
Commit Suicide with his axe.
WWUD if he recieved CURIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 02, 2012, 03:40:22 am
WWUD if divine intervention/smiting/whatever was added to the game?
Post by: brainfreez on September 02, 2012, 05:17:23 am
WWUDrink , if he had 3 magic booze types , the 1 one gives strength , the 2 one gives agility and the 3rd one has so much alcohol and he wouldn't need to drink any booze anymore .
Post by: Detahramet on September 02, 2012, 06:34:22 am
WWUD if he was a Cutebold, and was a slave to KodKod, Goddess of ("Cutebold") Jam, Rather than Armok, God of Blood?
Post by: Sus on September 03, 2012, 05:05:42 am
WWUD if he learned the secrets of life and death?
Post by: brainfreez on September 03, 2012, 05:19:06 am
"urist gestures !"
WWUD if giant zombie sperm whale attacked ?
Post by: Detahramet on September 03, 2012, 07:07:14 am
WWUD if an aggressive forgotten beast made out of sunshine (the booze) attacked, but it carried a syndrome blood that caused an incredibly slow and painful death?
Post by: brainfreez on September 03, 2012, 07:12:42 am
WWUD if dwarves had to take toilet breaks (poopin' 'n' urinatin') ?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 03, 2012, 12:37:20 pm
WWUD if his good friend Kadol befriended an elf?
Post by: Detahramet on September 03, 2012, 03:11:48 pm
Post by: IronTomato on September 03, 2012, 07:40:48 pm
WWUD if, on his 18th birthday, he bought himself an assault rifle? (Excuse the Liberal Crime Squad reference)
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 03, 2012, 08:21:55 pm
WWUD if he realized that the dwarves were in fact goblins, and the goblins were the true dwarves?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 03, 2012, 08:25:33 pm
What would Urist do if told to make goblin cheese?
Post by: Detahramet on September 03, 2012, 08:48:33 pm
WWUD if he was a part of the Liberal Dwarf Squad at the current Mountainhomes (which is, again far away from the control of the player)?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 03, 2012, 09:27:06 pm
What would Urist McWorthlesschild do if he was enrolled in dwarven childcare as a test subject?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 03, 2012, 09:35:47 pm
What would Urist do if shrunken down to the size of a flea?
Post by: JimDale on September 03, 2012, 11:47:03 pm
What would Urist McHunter do if...
Urist possesses a sack of corn, a chicken, and a fox, and wants to cross a fast-moving river to return to the mountainhome? Unfortunately, the
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 04, 2012, 12:03:17 am
WWUD if a goblin dig team dug through his masterwork engraving?
Post by: Sus on September 04, 2012, 03:59:15 am
WWUD if the
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lagslayer on September 04, 2012, 04:27:27 am
WWUD if building too high caused divine creatures to invade?
Post by: Dsarker on September 04, 2012, 04:50:16 am
WWUD if all the elves were dead?
Post by: brainfreez on September 04, 2012, 07:57:06 am
WWUD if elves became cool and dwarves became uncool ?
Post by: Hectonkhyres on September 04, 2012, 10:01:57 am
create a statue from liquid maga with an engraving of all the elves screaming .Burning dwarves would dance through the elven boreal forests sodomizing wildlife until the entire woodland is on fire. The low temperature elves impale themselves on icicles formed from their own tears to make the pain go away. Then the dwarves go observe a celebratory detonation of the booze stockpile.
WWUD if elves became cool and dwarves became uncool ?
WWUD if his beard was claimed by a tribe of miniature kobolds?
Post by: Detahramet on September 04, 2012, 10:20:43 am
WWUD if elves were smart enough to use METAL weapons, armor, and arrows (never gonna happen), rather than their useless wooden sticks?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 04, 2012, 03:20:23 pm
What would Urist do if he was deciding how to program a dorfputer?
Post by: IronTomato on September 04, 2012, 05:05:02 pm
Then pull the damn lever.
WWUD If he accidentally caused a cave-in and killed his children?
Post by: Hectonkhyres on September 04, 2012, 05:08:34 pm
Nothing. The LoH don't have the mining labor activated, so he's fine.
What would Urist do if he was deciding how to program a dorfputer?
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WWUD If he accidentally caused a cave-in and killed his children?Loot their pigtail socks and then throw them at the fortress's only blacksmith hard enough to leave gobbets ten tiles away. Also... what do you mean "accidentally"?
WWUD if elves monopolized all booze production in the world?
Post by: Detahramet on September 04, 2012, 05:28:22 pm
WWUD if suddenly Fluttershys. Alot of Fluttershys.
Post by: Hectonkhyres on September 04, 2012, 05:34:53 pm
WWUD if suddenly Fluttershys. Alot of Fluttershys.Fluttershys are the new mermaid. BEGIN BONE-HARVESTING OPERATIONS IMMEDIATELY.
WWUD if Toady reworked Dwarf Fortress into a Dance Dance Revolution game?
Post by: Detahramet on September 04, 2012, 05:40:07 pm
Also, i would probably lose ALOT of weight
WWUD Celestia, who controls the sun, was a megabeast and attacked the fortress
Post by: Hectonkhyres on September 04, 2012, 06:05:20 pm
Wait, i thought you couldn't butcher sentients like mermaids?Read and have your faith restored. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=25967.0)
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WWUD Celestia, who controls the sun, was a megabeast and attacked the fortress
Colonize the sun just like he did with Hell.
WWUD if he fell into a mirror universe of Dwarf Fortress?
Post by: Voyd211 on September 04, 2012, 06:49:44 pm
WWUD if he suddenly became a clown?
Post by: Detahramet on September 04, 2012, 06:58:37 pm
WWUD if dragons had adamantine bones?
Post by: Phlum on September 04, 2012, 07:46:37 pm
He would forcefeed elves "candy" crafts, until the linings of their stomachs exploded. He would then skin the elf corpse, use that skin to decorate the "circus", eat the meat of the elf, make the bones into toothpicks, use the toothpicks, use necromancy (that he wrote a book on) to revive the inedible cartilage and hair to chase after the living elves, and then repeating the process over again, keeping only a handful of female elves for his harem, and a handful of males to perpetuate the process. So there isn't much difference from when he was a dwarf.
WWUD if dragons had adamantine bones?
Fail to preform the same to dragons.
WWUD if elves were acctualy badass evil masters of the forest that forced trees to mine and forge weapons?
Post by: Sus on September 04, 2012, 08:44:39 pm
WWUD if he saw his parents killed right in front of him?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 04, 2012, 09:26:00 pm
WWUD if he was a part of a dwarven pirate crew which sails the high seas/magma seas looking for treasure?
Post by: Detahramet on September 04, 2012, 10:08:32 pm
Where HAS all the Dwarven Rum gone?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 04, 2012, 10:26:22 pm
What will Urist do now?
P.s, autocorrect just tried to make me ask what URI St would do about the flooded rum-room.
Post by: Detahramet on September 04, 2012, 11:15:07 pm
WWUD in this situation if he didn't drown and was a legendary swimmer?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 05, 2012, 06:34:07 am
What would Urist do if then marooned on an island in the caverns?
Post by: Dsarker on September 05, 2012, 06:41:22 am
WWUD if he was asked what would Urist do?
Post by: Voyd211 on September 05, 2012, 07:08:37 am
WWUD if he transformed into a Forgotten Beast made of beer?
Post by: Dsarker on September 05, 2012, 07:16:28 am
WWUD if all alcohol became non-alcoholic?
Post by: Detahramet on September 05, 2012, 07:52:04 am
WWUD if he was put in charge of the fortress, instead of the player
Post by: crazysheep on September 05, 2012, 07:57:24 am
WWUD if sex and mating was implemented instead of spores?
Post by: Dsarker on September 05, 2012, 08:05:47 am
Then drink more alcohol.
WWUD if all stone became soil?
Post by: Sus on September 05, 2012, 08:13:10 am
WWUD with a sober sailor, early in the morning?
Post by: Voyd211 on September 05, 2012, 09:22:26 am
WWUD if the giant sponge he was looking at happened to be a necromancer?
Post by: Dsarker on September 05, 2012, 09:38:32 am
WWUD if he opened the door and someone came up to him with a whacky improvisation scene and said "Thank Armok you're here!"?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 05, 2012, 10:33:12 am
WWUD if he was stuck in a basement for the rest of his life, because zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Voyd211 on September 05, 2012, 11:54:06 am
WWUD were he to find himself confronted with SCP-682 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682)?
Post by: Volfgarix on September 05, 2012, 02:21:33 pm
WWUD if appears in Silent Hill?
Post by: Detahramet on September 05, 2012, 03:35:32 pm
Post by: Voyd211 on September 05, 2012, 04:05:35 pm
WWUD if he found a Lagann and figured out how to make it work?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on September 05, 2012, 04:09:33 pm
WWUD Neon genesis evangelion
Post by: Voyd211 on September 05, 2012, 04:10:48 pm
(you're supposed to have both an answer AND a question)
(and I get edit ninja'd. bluh bluh)
Confused as all hell.
WWUD with an electric guitar?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 05, 2012, 04:34:14 pm
This is a masterfully crafted metal totem. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of awesome and booze-induced genius. The totem is adorned with rings of face-melting solos. On the totem is an engraving of Urist McRockstar, an electric guitar, and elves. Urist McRockstar is striking a menacing pose with the electric guitar. The elves are melting. The engraving relates to the creation of "Bloodspikes the Power of Epic" in 1337 by Urist McRockstar. On the totem is an engraving of Urist McRockstar and "Bloodspikes the Power of Epic." Urist Mcrockstar is raising "Bloodspikes the Power of Epic." The engraving relates to the creation of "Bloodspikes the Power of Epic" in 1337 by Urist McRockstar.
WWUD if suddenly potatoes?
Post by: Detahramet on September 05, 2012, 04:42:10 pm
WWUd if he could look upward, unlike all other life.
Post by: Voyd211 on September 05, 2012, 04:45:42 pm
WWUD if he was part of a settlement group in The Age of Metal? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/BrutalLegend)
Post by: Detahramet on September 05, 2012, 05:03:51 pm
WWUD if all of reality is just his remarkably well managed fortress, and he was just a part of a remarkably well managed fortress my another entity, that was a part of the fortress of ANOTHER entity?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 05, 2012, 05:27:50 pm
WWUD if ordered to shave his beard?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 05, 2012, 05:50:48 pm
What would URI St do if his beard was shorn?
Post by: Gamerboy4life on September 05, 2012, 05:56:33 pm
WWUD if he found TVTropes?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 05, 2012, 06:05:16 pm
WWUD if there was a TVTropes page dedicated soley to his dorfiness?
Post by: Gamerboy4life on September 05, 2012, 06:12:44 pm
Nothing, for hours and hours and hours.... (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PointOfNoReturn)
WWUD if there was a TVTropes page dedicated soley to his dorfiness?
DAMN YOU FOR THAT LINK-
He would cunningly place it in a hyperlink like SOMEONE above me, and laugh his ass off as they go on a TVtropes journey.
WWUD if he owned TVtropes?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 05, 2012, 06:40:31 pm
He would need a surfboard for the amount of TVTropes web surfing he'd do in an average workday.
WWUD if he was mining out an adamantine pillar and dug through the fourth wall?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 05, 2012, 07:44:27 pm
WWUD if suddenly 3D DF?
Post by: Detahramet on September 05, 2012, 07:58:06 pm
WWUD if suddenly toady
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 05, 2012, 09:51:04 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Urist cancels Drink Booze: interrupted by Giant Toad.
Urist McAchoholicBeard has been struck down"
WWUD if Dwarf Fortress featured a hard sci-fi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_science_fiction) fantasy theme rather than the hard fantasy theme?
Post by: Voyd211 on September 06, 2012, 07:47:20 am
WWUD if he met Cacame Awemedinade? (hoping I spelled that right)
Post by: brainfreez on September 06, 2012, 10:10:05 am
WWUD if his skull was made out of adamantine ?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on September 07, 2012, 02:38:17 am
WWUD: Tf2 (teamfortress)
Post by: Lagslayer on September 07, 2012, 03:24:54 am
Pick the Pyro, use magma instead of fire. MELT EVERYTHING!
Pick the Soldier, point blank rockets kill himself and everyone in the vicinity.
Pick the Heavy, forget to pick up ammo, run back to the base in the middle of a big fight to eat a sandvitch.
Pick the Sniper, headshot X30, then die to the enemy medic.
Pick the Scout, run ahead of everyone and die in the first couple seconds.
Pick the Demoman, blow up his entire team with sticky bombs.
Pick the Spy, face-stab the enemy heavy.
Pick the Engineer, create the most awesomely complex death machine ever, and cause the game to crash when it's fired up.
WWUD if suddenly prohibition, as mandated by the king?
Post by: Sus on September 07, 2012, 05:16:12 am
WWUD if he accidentally embarked somewhere nice for once?
Post by: brainfreez on September 07, 2012, 07:04:28 am
WWUD if his fists were made out of adamantine ?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on September 07, 2012, 07:07:42 am
WWUD: David bowie space oddity.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 07, 2012, 03:48:12 pm
What would Urist do if nothing was wrong?
Post by: IronTomato on September 07, 2012, 04:04:50 pm
WWUD when something went wrong?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 07, 2012, 04:15:09 pm
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WWUD if he did nothing? More than the usual, that is.
Post by: WaffleEggnog on September 07, 2012, 04:19:05 pm
WUDD if he went to college?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 07, 2012, 05:38:53 pm
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 07, 2012, 10:01:09 pm
Why is everyone taking my schtick?
Because it's incredibly effective?
On topic:
Dwarven Frat Parties; they usually include a kitten-eating contest and massive amounts of booze.
WWUD if he got a job as an accountant?
Post by: Detahramet on September 08, 2012, 12:20:13 am
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Acount for EVERY SINGLE ITEM ever exist, so long as its on the map. EVERY LAST ONE.
WWUD if dwarfdom didn't get the gift of an anvil from Armok at the worlds recreation, as did the humans, elves, or other races?
Post by: misko27 on September 08, 2012, 12:26:33 am
WWUD if there were no ore on his map?
Post by: Cheesoburgor on September 08, 2012, 03:41:11 am
WWUD if he had no gender
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 08, 2012, 06:50:52 am
What would Urist do if he had a rock, and someone broke it?
Post by: Dsarker on September 08, 2012, 07:52:18 am
WWUD if pi was 2?
Post by: brainfreez on September 08, 2012, 10:49:24 am
WWUD if a slender man was following him ?
Post by: Voyd211 on September 08, 2012, 12:02:27 pm
WWUD if he built a tower instead of an underground maze?
Post by: brainfreez on September 08, 2012, 12:39:20 pm
WWUD if a bird poked his eyes out ?
Post by: Monk321654 on September 08, 2012, 12:59:01 pm
WWUD if he was now still blind?
Post by: brainfreez on September 08, 2012, 03:27:20 pm
WWUD if a kobold stole his artifact adamantine ring ?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 08, 2012, 04:20:08 pm
What would Urist do if granted a wish that could not be about booze, elves, or magma?
Post by: brainfreez on September 08, 2012, 04:24:25 pm
WWUD if Dwarven economy was working and he knew a way to create his own money ?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 08, 2012, 04:26:42 pm
Print infinite monies. Problem, Broker?
WWUD if he invented sock puppetry?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 08, 2012, 04:32:52 pm
To get you to stop taking my schtick...Urist would put on a puppet show and instantly be beloved by every child in the fortress. He would get immunity from the goblins due to being an easy way to find the children.
What would Urist do if he had to make a wish that could not be about booze, elves, or magma?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 08, 2012, 04:52:05 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 08, 2012, 05:44:38 pm
nothing . a wish without booze , magma or elves is not a wish
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 08, 2012, 06:23:26 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 08, 2012, 06:33:49 pm
What would Urist do if he had to make a wish that could not be about booze, elves, or magma?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 08, 2012, 06:49:16 pm
He'd wish for adamantine. That's a dwarvenly thing to wish for. Urist would then die of dehydration for wasting his last wish on something inedible while stranded on a desert island.
WWUD if he was forced to become a genie and trapped in a lamp for 10,000 years and was just set free?
Post by: Detahramet on September 08, 2012, 07:09:17 pm
WWUD if he stole GreatWyrmGold's schtick?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 08, 2012, 07:19:05 pm
What would Urist do as a member of the SCP Foundation?
Post by: Detahramet on September 08, 2012, 07:32:57 pm
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 08, 2012, 07:38:24 pm
Post by: grimman007 on September 08, 2012, 09:56:29 pm
WWUD if he had to face off against Shao Khan?
Post by: Dsarker on September 09, 2012, 06:43:05 am
WWUD if he developed Ginger Beer?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2012, 07:20:18 am
...
Goodbye.
Post by: brainfreez on September 09, 2012, 07:39:50 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2012, 08:01:05 am
Post by: brainfreez on September 09, 2012, 08:09:01 am
Post by: GuardianTempest on September 09, 2012, 09:34:27 am
WWUD if he was given elven medication (poison) that disables his ability to go in a trance?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 09, 2012, 01:03:08 pm
WWUD if the world stopped spinning and he realized he was all alone, except for an army of ghosts?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 09, 2012, 02:53:27 pm
WWUD if he was on the john and didn't have any toilet paper?
Post by: Detahramet on September 09, 2012, 02:59:49 pm
WWUD if he was a golem made of slade, and could do everything a normal dwarf can do, including drink, and moved just as fast as a normal dwarf?
Post by: misko27 on September 09, 2012, 03:16:31 pm
WWUD if he could do non-necromancy magic?
Post by: brainfreez on September 09, 2012, 04:34:20 pm
WWUD if everybody was KungFu fighting ?
Post by: Volfgarix on September 09, 2012, 04:36:41 pm
WWUD if find out most of humans still thinks iron is better than bronze?
Post by: Monk321654 on September 09, 2012, 04:41:53 pm
WWUD if she taught all the children in the mountain home how to punch out trolls?
Post by: Dsarker on September 09, 2012, 04:44:35 pm
WWUD if she was in Neon Genesis Evangelion?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2012, 04:45:36 pm
Agree. Iron is a pure metal of the earth, and is thus superior to any simple alloy.
Wrong, bronze is a more effective warfare metal than iron for both weapons and armor, IRL at least. Only issue is that it's heavier.
Post by: Detahramet on September 09, 2012, 05:01:55 pm
...Urist is not exactly sharp, despite his/her name.Agree. Iron is a pure metal of the earth, and is thus superior to any simple alloy.
Wrong, bronze is a more effective warfare metal than iron for both weapons and armor, IRL at least. Only issue is that it's heavier.
Post by: Megaman3321 on September 09, 2012, 07:32:10 pm
WWUD if she was in Neon Genesis Evangelion?
Build a mech out of adamantine, booze, and a DWR to destroy the world.
WWUD if he were traversing SCP-87?
Post by: GuardianTempest on September 09, 2012, 08:16:45 pm
WWUD if he was hired to become Toady's co-programmer?
Post by: JimDale on September 09, 2012, 09:12:19 pm
WWUD if a faced with an Alien from the movie of the same name?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on September 09, 2012, 09:23:02 pm
WWUD: Trouble in Terriost Town
Post by: Sus on September 11, 2012, 11:21:19 am
WWUD if he accidentally magma pipe?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 11, 2012, 11:37:00 am
Die Hard on a Mountainhome.
WWUD if he accidentally magma pipe?
Build a magma cannon.
WWUD if he was in Hyrule (reminder: everyone there looks like his enemies.)
Post by: charred_gp on September 11, 2012, 03:48:06 pm
WWUD if he met the Goron tribes in Hyrule?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 11, 2012, 04:51:11 pm
WWUD if he was a goomba?
Post by: Monk321654 on September 11, 2012, 05:07:33 pm
Urist McDwarf has entered a martial trance!Compliment them on their appreciation of fine rocks and stones, but get angry when they eat his gemstone amulet.
WWUD if he met the Goron tribes in Hyrule?
Search for ores in their rocky backsides.Get stomped by a fat Italian plumber, shoving the muscle through the brain.
WWUD if he was a goomba?
WWUD if she met the Zoras?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 12, 2012, 06:20:01 am
WWUD if he visited the Deku Kingdom?
Post by: Zecro_The_Scourge on September 12, 2012, 09:09:01 am
WWUD: Paranoia RPG
Post by: Sus on September 13, 2012, 05:09:02 am
Urist McTroubleshooter-DFX-007, Troubleshooter has been struck down.
The Xx(MiniNuke)xX has detonated!
The Troubleshooter is caught in a nuclear fireball! x7
The Troubleshooter evaporates in a cloud of plasma! x7
Your team has been terminated.
WWUD if told there's booze in the corner, while in a circular room?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 13, 2012, 06:44:30 am
WWUD if he had to choose between killing elves and drinking booze?
Post by: Donuts on September 13, 2012, 06:48:51 am
WWUD if he was hit with a Xx(Pig tail sock)xX?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 13, 2012, 07:21:05 am
WWUD if he found gold *pause for dramatic effect* ...up his nose?
Post by: GuardianTempest on September 13, 2012, 10:38:55 am
WWUD if he discovered that the 'elf girl' 'persuading' the fort to reduce the woodcutting effort was actually a guy?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 13, 2012, 04:33:04 pm
WWUD if he was forced into a cage match against a rabid badger for the sake of getting booze?
Post by: IronTomato on September 13, 2012, 06:27:01 pm
The badger is unable to break the grip of your left hand on his lower body!
You piledrive the badger through the floor!
The badger is knocked unconscious!
You bite the badger in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Badger has been struck down.
What would Urist do (or say) If he was face to face with Armok himself?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 13, 2012, 06:34:51 pm
What would Urist do if issued a pike instead of a pick?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 13, 2012, 09:30:51 pm
WWUD if a troll found its way into the dorfputer?
Post by: misko27 on September 13, 2012, 09:49:01 pm
WWUD if it started raining magma?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 13, 2012, 10:06:30 pm
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WWUD if he went fishing and caught a magikarp?
Post by: Sus on September 14, 2012, 06:00:10 am
WWUD if he found himself in an ontological mystery (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OntologicalMystery)?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on September 14, 2012, 07:43:43 am
WWUD if his clothes became xClothesx and there were no spares?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 04:49:55 pm
What would URI St do if Magikarp evolved to Gyarados before he could butcher it?
Post by: pisskop on September 14, 2012, 04:54:04 pm
WWUD if democracy suddenly came?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 14, 2012, 07:44:41 pm
WWUD if democracy suddenly came?
The Forgotten Beast Democracy has come!
He'd probably find a way to butcher it too.
WWUD if he was elected overseer of the mountainhomes?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 07:50:15 pm
What would Urist do if he found a magical axe made in a fell mood?
Post by: GuardianTempest on September 14, 2012, 08:04:13 pm
WWUD if he was attracted to a FB in the form of a human girl?
Post by: BFEL on September 14, 2012, 08:05:39 pm
WWUD if he saw this thread?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 14, 2012, 08:14:19 pm
WWUD if everything in this thread happened? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116013.0)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 08:16:02 pm
What would Urist do if the overseer went into a fell mood?
Post by: Mlamlah on September 14, 2012, 08:32:59 pm
Urist McOverseer has gone Bezerk!
What would Urist do if he encountered a vampire feeding on his spouse?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 09:10:01 pm
Post by: Kolnukbyne on September 14, 2012, 09:48:09 pm
WWUD if Bronze Collosi formed a nation friendly to the dwarves and sent a caravan during the winter?
Post by: pisskop on September 14, 2012, 09:53:39 pm
What WUD if he knew he was so famous?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 14, 2012, 09:57:54 pm
WWUD if he was playing Nethack?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 10:01:22 pm
What would Urist do if he opened a portal to the Dungeons of Doom's Rogue level?
Post by: GuardianTempest on September 14, 2012, 10:03:04 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 10:07:21 pm
What would Urist do if the overseer had a fell mood?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 14, 2012, 10:13:15 pm
WWUD with all the artifact bone totems left over?
Post by: Mlamlah on September 14, 2012, 10:33:43 pm
Fell is the kind where they murder someone. Just FYI.I'm totally sorry, i read that as strange. =(
WWUD once he realised he was totally alone in a desolate deteriorating fortress?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 10:39:03 pm
Nothing, because he's melancholy from despair. Melancholy dwarves do nothing.
What would Urist do if he had to apologize?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on September 14, 2012, 11:15:19 pm
What would Urist do if he found himself in our world?
Post by: FlickerFly on September 15, 2012, 12:33:09 am
WWUD if he were in charge of Aperture Science?
Post by: Phlum on September 15, 2012, 08:09:48 am
WWUD if he didnt like lava and other !!fun!! ways to die.
Post by: pisskop on September 15, 2012, 08:18:25 am
WWUD if dwarfs conquered and tamed the world?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 08:25:24 am
Maybe killing himself via !!SCIENCE!!
What would Urist do in a giant sock?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 15, 2012, 09:47:45 am
WWUD if Twilight?
Post by: pisskop on September 15, 2012, 09:52:36 am
WWUD if a demon tried to become king of dorfs?
did we forget your question?
What would Urist do in a giant sock?
Urist would, of course, construct a fortress with a magma trap entrance. You'd never get him out. Unless you had some damn good liquor.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 10:00:30 am
??? If vampos sparkled and werewolves spent all their time playing high school Urist would dress up like Jason and play serial killer. He'd love it.So hilarious. Anyways,
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WWUD if a demon tried to become king of dorfs?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 15, 2012, 10:28:40 am
WWUD with a giant mech?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 15, 2012, 05:24:51 pm
WWUD if tantrum spiral?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 16, 2012, 08:06:56 am
Urist McHauler has calmed down.
Urist McHauler is throwing a tantrum!
Urist McHauler has calmed down.
Urist McHauler is throwing a tantrum!
Urist McHauler has been struck down.
WWUD if there was a husk zombie kitten running through the fortress?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 16, 2012, 08:22:09 am
What would he do if there was a vial containing some of the magical fog that creates husks?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on September 16, 2012, 08:25:33 am
What would Urist do if he saw several of his friends lying in a former battlefield, unable to stand, after a goblin invasion whilst he was gathering plants in the area?
Post by: pisskop on September 16, 2012, 09:46:34 am
WWUD if he met his god in the flesh?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 16, 2012, 10:42:55 am
What would Urist get if he was a mad scientist trying to cross cats, socks, and alcohol?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 16, 2012, 11:15:55 am
Nothing, unless you count fainting. Once he wpke up, he'd probably ask for cats, socks, alcohol, or some combination of the three.This. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55gmAtakjJ4)
What would Urist get if he was a mad scientist trying to cross cats, socks, and alcohol?
WWUD if he played The Sims?
Post by: Sus on September 18, 2012, 02:25:36 am
WWUD if suddenly plump helmets, thousands of them?
Post by: FlickerFly on September 18, 2012, 02:44:03 am
WWUD if he were a slave?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 18, 2012, 04:19:42 pm
The spinning whip strikes Urist McSlave in the skull, chipping the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Urist McSlave has been struck down.
WWUD with a goblin slave?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 18, 2012, 04:29:44 pm
WWUD if soddenly, toe socks.
Post by: brainfreez on September 18, 2012, 04:43:06 pm
WWUD if he was the first dwarf that evelved to dwarf ?
Post by: Lazerlatté on September 19, 2012, 01:34:14 pm
have a gigantic pile of little tattered socks in the refuse pile (urist's berdoom) .
WWUD if he was the first dwarf that evelved to dwarf ?
He would form the first anti-hippy-elf society.
WWUD if he got arrested irl for nudity because he was wearing nothing but high quality socks because he thought he was decent enough to go out in public?
Post by: pisskop on September 19, 2012, 01:51:55 pm
WWUD if he lived in a time before socks?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 19, 2012, 03:04:52 pm
WWUD if he lived in a time before socks?
He'd invent the first socks ever made, carved from stone. They wouldn't be very comfortable, but darn it, they're socks.
WWUD to improve this strange new invention of his known as socks?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 19, 2012, 03:11:33 pm
WWUD if he was a fashion designer?
Post by: IronTomato on September 19, 2012, 07:38:34 pm
WWUD If the fanboys banished him to Minecraft?
Post by: pisskop on September 19, 2012, 07:55:21 pm
WWUD if he was the last dorf on Anenu?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 19, 2012, 08:03:04 pm
What would Urist talk about in this meeting?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 19, 2012, 08:23:26 pm
"No problem, Urist. Glad we could have this meeting."
he shakes hands with himself and carries on with his duties, not realizing that all the brewers are dead.
WWUD when he realizes all the brewers are dead?
Post by: GuardianTempest on September 20, 2012, 07:02:02 am
What if there's an 'immortality booze', but first he has to say nice things to an elf king.
Post by: misko27 on September 20, 2012, 04:06:23 pm
WWUD if cats were immortal?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 20, 2012, 04:17:51 pm
WWUD if he was covered in bees?
Post by: pisskop on September 20, 2012, 05:39:33 pm
WWUD if he woke up in 21st century England?
Post by: Sus on September 21, 2012, 07:31:03 am
WWUD if he was somehow able to adjust to the 21th century life?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 21, 2012, 03:35:45 pm
What would Urist do with six Bay12ers and an Antarctic expedition? He also has a pick.
Post by: Lagslayer on September 21, 2012, 04:39:12 pm
Your fortress has crumbled to it's end.
WWUD in the mushroom kingdom?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 21, 2012, 05:13:06 pm
WWUD vs the Super Mario Brothers?
Post by: pisskop on September 21, 2012, 05:44:54 pm
WWUD if the physics of this world applied to his world?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 21, 2012, 06:01:41 pm
What would Urist do with a toilet?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 21, 2012, 08:09:47 pm
WWUD if a towercap grew up while he was asleep and block the exit from his room?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 21, 2012, 11:10:21 pm
WWUD if he was the only thing standing between his fortress and an oncoming rush of demonic clowns?
Post by: Volfgarix on September 22, 2012, 06:02:19 pm
Go sleep.
WWUD if meet Deebus?
Post by: Corai on September 22, 2012, 06:05:09 pm
WWUD if he met Cacame?
Post by: IronTomato on September 22, 2012, 06:19:33 pm
WWUD if he was a slave to an elf bandit?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 22, 2012, 06:42:25 pm
What would Urist do once he lead an uprising of slaves?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 23, 2012, 07:01:59 am
WWUMSD if he was on break when this occurred?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 07:49:28 am
What would Urist do if put into a coffin?
Post by: Wimopy on September 23, 2012, 12:55:17 pm
WWUD if he found a computer with Dwarf Fortress running on it?
Post by: Cheesoburgor on September 23, 2012, 04:31:06 pm
WWUD if he was a god
Post by: pisskop on September 23, 2012, 04:59:48 pm
WWUD if he had the internet at his disposal?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 05:02:38 pm
HA HA HA!
What would Urist do in a modern-day office?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 23, 2012, 05:16:20 pm
WWUD if the break room was below par?
Post by: Facekillz058 on September 23, 2012, 07:24:58 pm
WWUD If suddenly, Solitare?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 24, 2012, 02:02:52 am
WWUD if he was starving, yet unable to tear himself away from solitaire?
Post by: misko27 on September 24, 2012, 02:07:25 am
WWUD If The overseer was angry at him?
Post by: Detahramet on September 24, 2012, 03:33:27 am
WWUD if the overseer valued her life more than the lives of any other dwarf, or even candy?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 24, 2012, 06:28:36 am
What would Urist do when dropped into a safe, secure bunker?
Post by: pisskop on September 24, 2012, 06:43:56 am
WWUD with a stubbed toenail?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 24, 2012, 06:50:06 am
WWUD if ordered to melt down a cage containing a dragon?
Post by: Urist McPenguinhead on September 24, 2012, 06:55:25 am
WWUD if his beard was shaven off while he was sleeping?
Edit: Also I am up to 1 post per day! yay!
Post by: Gaybarowner on September 24, 2012, 07:50:45 am
WWUD if he was hired as a coder for Dwarf fortress
Post by: Detahramet on September 24, 2012, 07:54:11 am
WWUD if suddenly Cardgames on Motorcycles!?!?
Post by: brainfreez on September 24, 2012, 03:06:47 pm
WWUD with PS3 ?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 24, 2012, 04:14:42 pm
WWUD if he was a Jedi?
Post by: Sus on September 25, 2012, 01:10:58 am
The Jedi slashes the Youngling in the head with his *light saber* and the severed part sails off in an arc! x30
...
The Master Jedi slashes the Jedi in the right upper leg with his ☼light saber☼ and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Master Jedi slashes the Jedi in the left upper leg with his ☼light saber☼ and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Master Jedi slashes the Jedi in the right upper arm with his ☼light saber☼ and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Urist McSkywalker, Jedi has been struck down. (Or Has He?)
WWUD if he woke up and noticed he'd turned into a large roach?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 25, 2012, 06:32:18 am
What would Urist do if everyone was turned into giant roaches?
Post by: misko27 on September 25, 2012, 06:35:06 am
WWUD if he was confronted with one of the new trees?
Post by: pisskop on September 25, 2012, 06:46:56 am
WWUD if he was 'magma safe' (but still could drown)?
Post by: Detahramet on September 25, 2012, 08:25:30 am
WWUD if he was a footballer? Football as in foot + spherical ball, as opposed to Football involving hand + oblong ball.
Post by: Lagslayer on September 25, 2012, 02:59:50 pm
WWUD if Tetris?
Post by: Detahramet on September 25, 2012, 04:55:35 pm
WWUD if he could count to four, and suddenly tetris?
Post by: Sus on September 26, 2012, 04:01:06 am
Urist McGamer has died of dehydration. x200
Your fort has crumbled to its end.
WWUD if he had to fight Monty Python's Black Knight?
Post by: Wimopy on September 26, 2012, 06:32:38 am
What would Urist do if he was in guarding the bridge and would have to stop King Arthur from getting across?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 26, 2012, 07:08:22 am
What would Urist do if he had to stop Robin Hood from crossing a bridge over what might charitably be called a stream?
Post by: pisskop on September 26, 2012, 07:13:36 am
WWUD with a college fellowship?
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on September 26, 2012, 07:19:01 am
WWUD with no alcohol?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 26, 2012, 08:06:31 am
WWUD if he was a wizard?
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on September 26, 2012, 08:07:45 am
WWUD if he was an elf?
Post by: Detahramet on September 26, 2012, 03:52:15 pm
WWUD if he met the doctor?
Post by: pisskop on September 26, 2012, 03:54:44 pm
WWUD if his beard was shaved for surgery?
Post by: Detahramet on September 26, 2012, 04:41:24 pm
WWUD if he met The Doctor from Doctor Who?
Post by: pisskop on September 26, 2012, 04:44:15 pm
WWUD if he met and tamed Krypto, the superdog
Post by: Devling on September 26, 2012, 07:02:39 pm
WWUD if he captured a dragon?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 26, 2012, 09:16:18 pm
What would Urist do if he was piloting an airship?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 26, 2012, 09:51:45 pm
WWUD if he was getting sucked into a black hole?
Post by: misko27 on September 26, 2012, 09:58:57 pm
WWUD if he had the portal gun?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 27, 2012, 01:33:50 am
WWUD if he got a strange mood while stuck in the portal?
Post by: Gaybarowner on September 27, 2012, 07:02:47 am
Create a portal on the floor and on the ceiling. As air resistance isn't implemented yet, he goes faster and faster. Eventually, a goblin walks onto his tile and they both explode spectacularly.Master work air battle axe
WWUD if he got a strange mood while stuck in the portal?
WWUD if He played Amnesia?
Post by: Detahramet on September 27, 2012, 07:41:21 am
~every single play-through of Amnesia ever.
WWUD if suddenly...
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 27, 2012, 05:32:54 pm
NOTHING!
What would Urist do if nothing?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 27, 2012, 05:47:35 pm
WWUD if something?
Post by: pisskop on September 27, 2012, 05:54:29 pm
WWUD if a goblin wanted to join his
Post by: Detahramet on September 27, 2012, 06:14:34 pm
WWUD if suddenly rednecks, and lots of them?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 28, 2012, 09:17:50 am
WWUD if he had George W. Bush's weather machine?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 28, 2012, 04:37:50 pm
WWUD if he got ye flask (http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Ye_Flask)?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 29, 2012, 03:05:31 am
WWUD if he was standing in front of a white house with a boarded up door and a mailbox?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 29, 2012, 06:55:50 am
Nothing, he hasn't been given orders and dwarves won't grow crops to save themselves without orders.
What would Urist do if ordered to explore the colossal cave?
Post by: Detahramet on September 29, 2012, 03:36:11 pm
WWUD if he regenerated like a Time Lord(completely new appearance and personality, will regenerate when he is about to die, a killing blow during regeneration is the only way to kill him)?
Post by: IronTomato on September 30, 2012, 12:22:10 pm
What would Urist do if he was face to face with KodKod, goddess of kobold jam herself?
Post by: xoseph on September 30, 2012, 04:01:20 pm
WWUD if it started raining human blood?
Post by: Detahramet on September 30, 2012, 04:58:56 pm
WWUD if he was Jesus of Nazareth?
Post by: Corai on September 30, 2012, 04:59:38 pm
WWUD if duel between him and Armok?
Post by: Detahramet on September 30, 2012, 05:10:52 pm
Becrucifiedhammered for heresy against Armok.
WWUD if duel between him and Armok?
Post by: Corai on September 30, 2012, 05:30:21 pm
Becrucifiedhammered for heresy against Armok.
WWUD if duel between him and Armok?
Good god... I broke the thread...
Post by: IronTomato on September 30, 2012, 05:33:28 pm
I don't know if I should rerail the thread again, or do something insanely dwarfy...Becrucifiedhammered for heresy against Armok.
WWUD if duel between him and Armok?
Good god... I broke the thread...
Post by: Wrex on September 30, 2012, 05:37:46 pm
I don't know if I should rerail the thread again, or do something insanely dwarfy...Becrucifiedhammered for heresy against Armok.
WWUD if duel between him and Armok?
Good god... I broke the thread...
DROP ADAMANTINE WAFER FROM GRAET HEIGHT INTO POOL AND MARCH SOLDIERS THROUGH IT TO REPLACE SKIN WITH CANDY.
Armok approves +5
Post by: IronTomato on September 30, 2012, 05:41:34 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 30, 2012, 05:51:17 pm
WWUD if Drunk humans became Overseer of his fort?
Post by: Detahramet on September 30, 2012, 06:09:14 pm
WWUD if Elves weren't utter shit?
Post by: misko27 on September 30, 2012, 06:12:11 pm
Drunkfortress. Its a bloodlines fort that requires you to have a bit of blood in your alchohal stream.Fool, I know about drunk fortress, thats why I'm asking.
WWUD if Elves weren't utter shit?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 30, 2012, 06:27:10 pm
WWUD if Drunk humans became Overseer of his fort?
He'd die spectacularly in the name of Drunkfortress !!SCIENCE!!.
WWUD if Elves weren't utter shit?
He'd look for this magical fairy land where the elves somehow defy their natural nature and burn it to the ground too.
WWUD if suddenly Ragnarok (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k)?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 30, 2012, 07:01:43 pm
What would Urist do if he met Fenrir?
Post by: Detahramet on September 30, 2012, 09:37:08 pm
WWUD if GWG's schtick was no longer nothing?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 30, 2012, 10:15:58 pm
WWUD if he was Doomguy? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomguy)
Post by: Detahramet on September 30, 2012, 11:03:51 pm
Kill stuff. Lots of stuff. He is a danger-room trained dwarf-marine afterall.
WWUD if he was on Babylon 5?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 03, 2012, 04:19:50 pm
WWUD if he became a zombie?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 03, 2012, 04:23:35 pm
What would zombie!Urist do if he was dropped into some settlement where the people had brains?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 03, 2012, 06:19:43 pm
WWUD if he was thrown off a cliff into a pit of snakes?
Post by: Detahramet on October 03, 2012, 07:34:21 pm
WWUD if he met Ambassador Kosh from Babylon 5
Post by: Corai on October 03, 2012, 08:13:56 pm
He would ask who the hell he was.
WWUD if he told Urist who he was?
Post by: Detahramet on October 03, 2012, 08:27:20 pm
... Detahramet, WHAT ARE YOU ON?!
Why do you ask?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 03, 2012, 09:34:18 pm
What would Urist do when Detrahmet posts a question?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 03, 2012, 09:54:42 pm
WWUD if he actually realized just how messed up a dwarf's life can be in a fortress?
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 10:04:48 pm
WWUD If stuck up a tree?
Post by: Detahramet on October 03, 2012, 10:09:24 pm
What would urist assume that i am on?
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 10:23:38 pm
WWUD if confronted with a moose?
Post by: pisskop on October 03, 2012, 11:53:05 pm
What would Urist do if he was court ordered to see a trauma specializing CBT for evaluation?
Post by: adasdad on October 04, 2012, 05:18:46 am
WWUD if he found enlightenment?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 04, 2012, 06:38:30 am
What would Urist do if his last name was McAbraham?
Post by: Sonlirain on October 04, 2012, 08:02:47 am
WWUD if he was the magma sea?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 04, 2012, 04:23:25 pm
WWUD if he was tasked with engraving the King Cacame's bedroom?
Post by: IronTomato on October 05, 2012, 12:03:29 pm
WWUD If Cacame had him in a chokehold?
Post by: bukitodinos on October 06, 2012, 11:55:25 am
WWUD if he saw a !!CAT!!
Post by: Eric Blank on October 06, 2012, 12:13:38 pm
WWUD if he got ketchup on the keyboard?
Post by: pisskop on October 06, 2012, 12:15:08 pm
WWUD if asked to play a round of Drunk Fortress
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 06, 2012, 12:19:41 pm
WWUD if he was overseeing a round of drunk fortress?
Post by: misko27 on October 06, 2012, 02:03:15 pm
WWUD if trying to win olympics.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 06, 2012, 05:41:11 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
He would apply magma. Victory by being the last
WWUD if he was the hero of legend, destined to save the world from all evil, and he was armed with only a halibut?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 06, 2012, 06:09:57 pm
What will Urist do next update?
Post by: Detahramet on October 06, 2012, 06:25:01 pm
WWU Say if GreatWyrmGold's shtick actually changed?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 06, 2012, 09:05:45 pm
Urist McDorf cancels Go Back to Work: Interrupted by Giant Sponge.
Urist McDorf has been struck down.
WWUD if suddenly very angry robots attacked?
Post by: Monk321654 on October 06, 2012, 09:41:19 pm
Robot punches Urist in the lower body with its right servo, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist kicks Robot in the chassis with her right foot, shattering the hull and breaking the primary pump.
Urist punches Robot in the head with her right hand, breaking the right optic and tearing apart the processor!
Robot has been struck down!
WWUD if she could regenerate?
Post by: Corai on October 06, 2012, 09:55:09 pm
WWUD if she was a werebadger?
Post by: Detahramet on October 06, 2012, 11:13:40 pm
WWUD if suddenly decadent monkey orgy?
Post by: hops on October 06, 2012, 11:18:30 pm
WWUD if he has a human for a pet.
Post by: Monk321654 on October 06, 2012, 11:26:39 pm
WWUD if the human repaid him by making him king of the human civilization?
Post by: hops on October 07, 2012, 01:19:11 am
That means being badass, not being an elf.
WWUD if there were computers
Post by: Detahramet on October 07, 2012, 01:31:48 am
Realize that this is horribly wrong and set the poor human free.
BULLSHIT!
URIST IS NOT AN ELF!
Become Cacame of the human civ.
That means being badass, not being an elf.
WWUD if there were computers
There already are. They are powered by slavery and magma. As all dwarven computers should be.
WWUD if decadent elf orgy (they have alot of 'wood')
Post by: Sabretache on October 07, 2012, 03:34:21 am
WWUD if he was transformed into booze.
Post by: hops on October 07, 2012, 04:37:45 am
WWUD if his wife turns out to be a Night Freak.
Post by: Monk321654 on October 07, 2012, 09:57:41 am
[ENTITY:MOUNTAIN]Realize that this is horribly wrong and set the poor human free.
BULLSHIT!
URIST IS NOT AN ELF!
[CIV_CONTROLLABLE]
[CREATURE:DWARF]
...
[ETHIC:SLAVERY:PUNISH_CAPITAL]
Well, maybe not horrible, but defiantly illegal.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 07, 2012, 11:18:52 am
More like WWUD if he wasn't.
WWUD if his wife turns out to be a Night Freak.
Well, he'd be a Night Freak Consort, so...nothing, except wonder how he didn't notice earlier.
What would Urist do if he wasn't transformed into booze?
Post by: Cassandra on October 07, 2012, 07:31:03 pm
More like WWUD if he wasn't.
WWUD if his wife turns out to be a Night Freak.
Well, he'd be a Night Freak Consort, so...nothing, except wonder how he didn't notice earlier.
What would Urist do if he wasn't transformed into booze?
He wouldn't get cannibalized by the other dwarves.
What would Urist do if she became a 'Haunting Booze' Thrall?
Post by: hops on October 09, 2012, 05:30:30 am
WWUD if he meets Toady One
Post by: pisskop on October 10, 2012, 09:06:27 am
WWUD if he immigrated to America?
Post by: Cassandra on October 10, 2012, 04:01:10 pm
Urist has gone stark raving mad!
What would Urist do if she was told to embark on a ten person party, with five elves and five dwarves, and build a fortress for two races?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 10, 2012, 04:33:59 pm
WWUD if she was stuck in a large room with some creepy-looking guy that just won't stop staring at her from the other end of the room?
Post by: Monk321654 on October 10, 2012, 05:17:45 pm
WWUD if She were a fortress guard officer?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 10, 2012, 06:09:52 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he had suddenly gone from a "he" to a "she?"
Post by: hops on October 10, 2012, 07:13:59 pm
WWUD if the Elf has arrived, A medium-sized creature dedicated to the ruthless protection of nature. Beware its tree-huggings and agelessness?
Post by: misko27 on October 10, 2012, 07:21:10 pm
Nothing much except divorce with her wife and get a husband.KILL IT!
WWUD if the Elf has arrived, A medium-sized creature dedicated to the ruthless protection of nature. Beware its tree-huggings and agelessness?
WWUD if the gobbos brought a Ballista?
Post by: hops on October 10, 2012, 09:50:53 pm
WWUD if there is magma on the surface and water deep below.
Post by: Corai on October 10, 2012, 09:53:43 pm
WWUD if Urist mcJesus began preaching in a dwarf fortress?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 10, 2012, 10:14:23 pm
What would Urist do if he was debating in the presidential debates alongside Obama and Romney?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 10, 2012, 10:26:31 pm
WWUD if he had a once-in-a-million-lifetimes chance to extend his life indefinitely, the only catch being that he smuggle the kobold necromancer he's talking to to the king's throne room so she could assassinate the king, then to the refuse/corpse stockpiles to "make her escape?"
Post by: DrKillPatient on October 10, 2012, 10:40:51 pm
WWUD if he suddently came to the shocking realization that life isn't merely about seeking abandoned clothing?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 10, 2012, 11:50:34 pm
WWUD if he witnessed the creation of a forgotten beast, deep in the bowels of the caverns?
Post by: hops on October 11, 2012, 12:06:06 am
WWUD if Armok suddenly appeared on the fortress to eat them all.
Post by: IronTomato on October 11, 2012, 03:18:40 pm
What would Urist do if he was accused of being a night creature?
This should be good...
Post by: Monk321654 on October 11, 2012, 03:37:10 pm
"Beware it's inescapable beard tendrils!"
WWUD if she had to strike down this new found beast with nothing but a copper spear?
Post by: pisskop on October 11, 2012, 03:39:05 pm
WWUD if she was contracted to produce a play?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 11, 2012, 07:21:34 pm
What would Urist do if he was suddenly a superhero?
Post by: Facekillz058 on October 11, 2012, 07:25:23 pm
WWUD if suddenly, Morgan Freeman?
Post by: Cassandra on October 11, 2012, 10:23:42 pm
WWUD if suddenly, GreatWyrmGold had a more original answer for once?
Post by: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 10:26:52 pm
WWUD if the place he embarked upon had A surface of spoilerite? ((spoilerite, not candy))
Post by: Cassandra on October 11, 2012, 10:36:04 pm
Not care, for GreatWyrmGold is a alien concept to him.
BTW, how do you know he doesn't have original answers already at 23 posts?
WWUD if the place he embarked upon had A surface of spoilerite? ((spoilerite, not candy))
I know because I creeped before I posted, of course!
He would mandate a spoilerite throne, of course, and then get executed by the dwarves throwing him repeatedly into the spoilerite floor.
WWUD if he was given a twenty-five use pick to mine out twenty five units of spoilerite, and only twenty-five?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 11, 2012, 10:39:50 pm
WWUD if he was to start a fortress in a haunted biome alone with no skills and only a pick and plump helmet?
Post by: pisskop on October 11, 2012, 10:42:07 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
eat the plump helmet, plant any spawns, the take a break in the thralling mist. Then get a bad thought about being undead.
WWUD if the peacecorps came to Anenu?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 11, 2012, 11:10:45 pm
Not care, for GreatWyrmGold is a alien concept to him.
BTW, how do you know he doesn't have original answers already at 23 posts?
WWUD if the place he embarked upon had A surface of spoilerite? ((spoilerite, not candy))
I have always had a good reason for Urist to do nothing. At first it was the best answer, now merely a good one.
As misko has issues with my answers, let him answer this one.
Post by: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 11:15:55 pm
Hey dude, woah, no disrespect. I was just curious as to why she referenced your name, and I said that automatically when I responded. I'll take it down if you feel bad.Not care, for GreatWyrmGold is a alien concept to him.
BTW, how do you know he doesn't have original answers already at 23 posts?
WWUD if the place he embarked upon had A surface of spoilerite? ((spoilerite, not candy))
I have always had a good reason for Urist to do nothing. At first it was the best answer, now merely a good one.
As misko has issues with my answers, let him answer this one.
Post by: Cassandra on October 11, 2012, 11:32:41 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on October 12, 2012, 10:28:59 am
But it's usually either about politics or how the game should be rebalanced. Or how awesome ancient Japanese metalsmiths were.
If the peacecorps showed up on Anenu, Urist would join them to get close to the starving elf villages. Then murder all the starving elves. Hunger problem solved.
WWUD if confronted with the ham sandwich of life and death?
Post by: Wimopy on October 12, 2012, 11:37:55 am
WWUD if a cave-in cut him off from the stockpiles and he couldn't reach the pickaxes or the booze?
Post by: Damiac on October 12, 2012, 01:52:23 pm
WWUD if he was really cool, and didn't afraid of anything?
Post by: pisskop on October 12, 2012, 01:58:52 pm
WWUD if siegers learned they had to eat during a siege, and started muming on swarfs?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 12, 2012, 04:31:05 pm
Somehow I mistook you for that guy who keeps being angry at my responses. Sorry about that.Hey dude, woah, no disrespect. I was just curious as to why she referenced your name, and I said that automatically when I responded. I'll take it down if you feel bad.Not care, for GreatWyrmGold is a alien concept to him.
BTW, how do you know he doesn't have original answers already at 23 posts?
WWUD if the place he embarked upon had A surface of spoilerite? ((spoilerite, not candy))
I have always had a good reason for Urist to do nothing. At first it was the best answer, now merely a good one.
As misko has issues with my answers, let him answer this one.
Anyways...Whaddya think the dwarves would do if their various organs and limbs got eaten?
What would Urist do with a healing factor?
Post by: Darvi on October 12, 2012, 04:33:31 pm
If you're going to point out how that isn't going to happen then you don't get the point.
WWUD if it started raining literal candy?
Post by: misko27 on October 12, 2012, 05:07:44 pm
WWUD when chestnuts can be roasted?
Post by: Cassandra on October 12, 2012, 05:18:36 pm
What would Urist do if she could summon Magma at will?
Post by: King DZA on October 12, 2012, 05:32:48 pm
WWUD if he was a member of a wacky TV sitcom?
Post by: IronTomato on October 12, 2012, 05:55:58 pm
What would Urist do if the overseer gave him a cup of jello?
Post by: Monk321654 on October 12, 2012, 07:25:07 pm
Urist blocks the flying copper bolt with his *Gelatin Shield*!
The copper bolt strikes the goblin in the head, tearing the muscles, pushing the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The goblin crossbowlin has been struck down!
WWUD if jello was used to build his bedroom?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 12, 2012, 08:08:13 pm
What would Urist do if ordered to design a jello-based defense system?
Post by: hops on October 12, 2012, 08:14:18 pm
What would Gwindor do if he had to embark next to a dwarven civilization with 7 elves.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 12, 2012, 08:18:55 pm
WWUD if magma was replaced w/ cherry jello?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 12, 2012, 08:24:38 pm
What would Urist do if he could breathe water?
Post by: IronTomato on October 12, 2012, 10:06:38 pm
What would Urust do if he could ask one question on the Bay 12 Forums?
Post by: Cassandra on October 12, 2012, 10:08:31 pm
What would Urist do if he entered this mood next to an Iron Tomato, and what would the artifact be called?
Post by: misko27 on October 12, 2012, 10:10:21 pm
WWUD if I was the one nearest to hum?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 12, 2012, 10:14:17 pm
What will Urist do when misko clarifies himself?
Post by: Cassandra on October 12, 2012, 10:24:46 pm
WWUD if he went into a Fell Mood next to Misko, as was asked?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 12, 2012, 10:42:53 pm
And he did type "Hum!"
Anyhow, I'll let someone else answer that.
Post by: Darvi on October 13, 2012, 05:46:45 am
WWUD if he could fire lightning out of his beard?
Post by: hops on October 13, 2012, 06:03:07 am
The flying slade bolt strike Objective through the skull, tearing apart the brain!
Objective has been struck down!
WWUD if elves utilize the use of water to combat against magma.
Post by: Darvi on October 13, 2012, 06:20:47 am
WWUD if lungfish could swim in magma?
Post by: hops on October 13, 2012, 06:33:18 am
What do you mean they don't already?
WWUD if a cat titan come to the fort.
Post by: Darvi on October 13, 2012, 06:40:06 am
On topic: AL HAIL CATHULHU!
WWUD if cats could become melancholic?
Post by: Cassandra on October 13, 2012, 09:12:05 am
WWUD if a strange mood produced an artifact TANK?
Post by: Darvi on October 13, 2012, 09:22:33 am
WWUD if he was the last dorf in *insert worldname here*?
Post by: IronTomato on October 13, 2012, 10:02:57 am
UristMcSurvivor cancels be lonely: drunk.
What would Urist do if there was no booze in this scenario?
Post by: Cassandra on October 13, 2012, 10:17:13 am
What would Urist do if he went into a fell mood, and he was the only dwarf in the world, and entirely alone in the fortress?
Post by: IronTomato on October 13, 2012, 10:30:10 am
This is a masterwork pig tail fiber sock created by Urist McAlone. Embroided on the sock is a picture ofUristMcAlone and Rick Astley. Urist McAlone is melting. Rick Astley is dancing. It menaces with spikes of microcline.
WWUD if he was actually rickrolled?
Post by: Darvi on October 13, 2012, 10:36:12 am
WWUD if he saw a shock site?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 13, 2012, 11:25:04 am
Post by: Darvi on October 13, 2012, 11:40:30 am
Post by: Detahramet on October 13, 2012, 12:06:07 pm
Wait, what's rickrolling?
Well...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: IronTomato on October 13, 2012, 02:05:58 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 13, 2012, 02:13:15 pm
Post by: IronTomato on October 13, 2012, 02:19:51 pm
Anywhoooo:
WWUD if he saw a shock site?Spin meat all day.
WWUD if the mayor made a demand for slade weapons?
Post by: Darvi on October 13, 2012, 02:26:07 pm
WWUD if he had three wishes, but cannot use any of them on booze, cats, candy, or more wishes.
Post by: Cassandra on October 13, 2012, 02:36:39 pm
WWUD if elves could go into martial trances, and were immune to magma?
Post by: Detahramet on October 13, 2012, 02:39:00 pm
WWUD if elves could go into martial trances, didn't suck incredibly hard, and were basicly sponges.
Post by: Darvi on October 13, 2012, 02:39:48 pm
No seriously it's so overused it's not even funny
WWUD if he had a dragon as a mount?
Post by: Detahramet on October 13, 2012, 03:10:25 pm
WWUD if he was a heat-immune, none-breathing sponge.
Post by: Cassandra on October 13, 2012, 03:11:57 pm
What would Urist do if they discovered magic?
Post by: hops on October 13, 2012, 03:15:47 pm
But no seriously that's what going on in Masterwork.
WWUD if 20 FBs decided to siege the fortress.
Post by: Darvi on October 13, 2012, 03:20:43 pm
WWUD if cats were elven spies?
Post by: hops on October 13, 2012, 03:22:36 pm
WWUD if elves were cats.
Post by: Detahramet on October 13, 2012, 03:31:03 pm
WWUD if he read a question that asked WWUD if he read a questions about WWUD if he read a question about infinitely self referential that asked WWUD if he read a question that was about WWUD if he read a question about WWUD if he...
Post by: Darvi on October 13, 2012, 03:39:33 pm
WWUD if he was trapped in bizzaro world (i.e. Kobold Abode)?
Post by: hops on October 13, 2012, 03:50:14 pm
WWUD if a fire man run into the booze stockpile.
Post by: Cassandra on October 13, 2012, 04:03:38 pm
WWUD if dwarves discovered heavy explosives?
Post by: Darvi on October 13, 2012, 04:14:17 pm
WWUD if he was falling at terminal velocity towards a pit full of poisonous spikes? That try to eat him? And give him wedgies?
Post by: hops on October 13, 2012, 04:16:20 pm
WWUD if he was in the Einsteinian Roulette.
Post by: Darvi on October 13, 2012, 04:17:19 pm
WWUD if he had a mouldy sammich?
Post by: Detahramet on October 13, 2012, 04:21:27 pm
WWUD if he was actually literate (like that would ever happen)
Post by: Voyd211 on October 13, 2012, 04:39:55 pm
WWUD with an iPhone? Assume the rest of the fort has them too.
Post by: Detahramet on October 13, 2012, 04:51:59 pm
Post by: hops on October 13, 2012, 04:53:59 pm
WWUD if he embarked and found an adamantine spire.
Post by: Darvi on October 13, 2012, 04:55:23 pm
WWUD if gravity was not a thing?
Post by: hops on October 13, 2012, 04:56:30 pm
WWUD if he was Superman.
Post by: Cassandra on October 13, 2012, 05:24:54 pm
What would Urist do if suddenly, there were no socks?
Post by: Detahramet on October 13, 2012, 05:26:10 pm
WWUD if their were niether tattered socks nor thongs to steal from the dead and horde?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 13, 2012, 05:42:46 pm
WWUD if he got a mood while pushing a heavy cart uphill?
Post by: hops on October 13, 2012, 05:50:31 pm
This except with carts.
WWUD if a rift between his world and our world opened.
Post by: Darvi on October 13, 2012, 06:01:56 pm
WWUD if waterwheel/pump assemblies wouldn't generate infinite power?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 13, 2012, 07:11:25 pm
WWUD if a murderous ghost kept killing the engravers?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 13, 2012, 07:29:53 pm
WWUD if his right hand got cut off and zombified against him?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 13, 2012, 07:59:53 pm
WWUD if he discovered plans to use the explosive eruption of a volcano as propellent for a fortress-sized rocket ship?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 13, 2012, 08:23:51 pm
WWUD if he migrated to a fortress comprised of nothing but nobles? (e.g. mountainhome or Boatmurdered)
Post by: hops on October 13, 2012, 09:18:38 pm
WWUD if he was the only one left in the fort.
Post by: IronTomato on October 13, 2012, 10:27:03 pm
WWUD if he was sentenced to a hammering?
Post by: misko27 on October 13, 2012, 10:47:29 pm
WWUD if a syndrome dust wielding FB came and terrorized the fort?
Post by: Monk321654 on October 13, 2012, 10:54:49 pm
WWUD if she faced down an army of trolls with nothing but a copper dagger?
Post by: Cassandra on October 13, 2012, 11:05:53 pm
WWUD with all those dismembered troll bodies?
Post by: Corai on October 14, 2012, 02:36:00 am
Urist mcurist has been struck down!
WWUD if a tantruming dwarf struck him down?
Post by: hops on October 14, 2012, 04:05:21 am
WWUD if he meets Toady One.
Post by: Voyd211 on October 14, 2012, 07:47:48 am
WWUD if he could hurl fire from his hands?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 14, 2012, 08:18:13 am
WWUD if he had no hands, but only a beard?
Post by: Darvi on October 14, 2012, 08:57:58 am
WWUD if he was stranded on an asteroid?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 14, 2012, 09:05:07 am
WWUD if Kyubey contracted with her?
Post by: Monk321654 on October 14, 2012, 10:51:31 am
WWUD if he had fireproof gloves?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 14, 2012, 11:19:03 am
WWUD if his masterfully crafted double braided *Manly Mustache* was on fire?
Post by: Darvi on October 14, 2012, 12:08:59 pm
WWUD if somebody asked him WWUD if somebody asked him WWUD ad nauseam?
Post by: Detahramet on October 14, 2012, 01:51:13 pm
Why wont the forum let me use that as my siggy?
Just link it to the post
Post by: Voyd211 on October 14, 2012, 01:52:27 pm
WWUD if he had some kind of Tactical Genius special rule? (Urist McCreed)
Post by: Darvi on October 14, 2012, 02:22:26 pm
NO QUESTIONShoulda looked higher up then.
He would chaaaaarge into the next megabeast he finds. he's a tactical genius, so whatever he does is a valid tactic.
WWUD if he could see into everything?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 14, 2012, 03:09:05 pm
What would Urist do if sieged by Luddites? Other than elves.
Post by: Detahramet on October 14, 2012, 03:46:26 pm
WWUD if all elves were like Obok Meatgod?
Post by: misko27 on October 14, 2012, 03:49:39 pm
WWUD if He made a artifact adamantine hammer?
Post by: Detahramet on October 14, 2012, 03:59:33 pm
WWUD if he WAS Obox Meatgod?
Post by: Darvi on October 14, 2012, 04:01:21 pm
WWUD if candy was actually edible?
Post by: Cassandra on October 14, 2012, 04:04:05 pm
WWUD if all elves were like Cacame?
Post by: IronTomato on October 14, 2012, 04:09:51 pm
WWUD if the he had to pee?
Post by: Darvi on October 14, 2012, 04:14:10 pm
WWUD if he reached Nirvana?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 14, 2012, 04:25:52 pm
WWUD if Ghandi migrated to his fortress?
Post by: Detahramet on October 14, 2012, 08:39:16 pm
What if urist reached nirvana with the mebers of nirvana
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 14, 2012, 08:49:55 pm
What would Urist do in the garden of Eden?
Post by: Detahramet on October 14, 2012, 09:02:21 pm
WWUD if she was shitfaced sober?
Post by: Corai on October 14, 2012, 09:04:20 pm
Strangle any other living being nearby, construct a giant statue of himself with less than modest genitals that constantly urinated cider made the apples of the tree of knowledge, get totally shitfaced sober, construct a penis shaped monument to Armok out of slade that was capable of being aimed, fill it with blood and magma in his sober madness, aim it at the Abrahamic god's face, and give that monument the greatest orgasm of its non-existent life, just as one great big fuck you to the Abrahamic god and the greatest worship ceremony to Armok ever. Just like any true dwarf would.
WWUD if he was Armok's father?
Post by: hops on October 14, 2012, 10:19:49 pm
WWUD if all elves are like Cacame.
Post by: Megaman3321 on October 14, 2012, 10:28:54 pm
WWUD if he accidentally the mountain?
Post by: hops on October 14, 2012, 10:31:06 pm
WWUD if all dwarves are named Urist.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 14, 2012, 10:40:00 pm
WWUD if he started breathing fire?
Post by: misko27 on October 14, 2012, 10:40:29 pm
WWUD if cat head-bumps could turn other creatures into cats?
Post by: hops on October 15, 2012, 12:07:40 am
WWUD if he embark on a slade spire.
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 15, 2012, 12:37:32 am
WWUD if he embarked in the circus?
Post by: hops on October 15, 2012, 12:42:37 am
What would Armok do if there were meteorites from other instance of the universe hijacking his game.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 15, 2012, 12:58:18 am
WWUD if he was made entirely of nanites?
Post by: hops on October 15, 2012, 01:02:01 am
WWUD if 20 necromancers attacked the fort.
Post by: Cassandra on October 15, 2012, 02:06:48 am
What would Urist do if elves could conjure booze?
Post by: hops on October 15, 2012, 02:08:32 am
WWUD if he was a deity.
Post by: pisskop on October 15, 2012, 07:18:45 am
WWUD if all alcohol was diluted with one part red bull and one part coffee?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 15, 2012, 07:26:00 am
WWUD with a minigun?
Post by: Darvi on October 15, 2012, 07:27:37 am
WWUD if he was a b12 forum member, but not one who actually exists?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 15, 2012, 12:41:52 pm
Urist McAnswerer: Magma.
WWUD with mind control?
Post by: Darvi on October 15, 2012, 12:45:45 pm
WWUD if he had 1337 ninja skillz?
Post by: hops on October 15, 2012, 02:27:54 pm
WWUD if Death is cheap and everyone can be revived?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 15, 2012, 02:38:11 pm
WWUD if he found a Lagann unit?
Post by: Darvi on October 15, 2012, 06:14:25 pm
Turn it into 1337 pirate skillz to combat against ninja elves. (I still view elves as ninjas)*brofist*
Mine. Everything. Everything? Even metaphysical and abstract stuff? Everything.
WWUD if he was literally a beard on legs?
Post by: Detahramet on October 15, 2012, 06:37:23 pm
WWUD if why not Zoidberg?
Post by: darklord92 on October 15, 2012, 07:00:33 pm
WWUD if the dining hall was suddenly magma?
Post by: Detahramet on October 15, 2012, 07:28:47 pm
WWUD if she was Cthulhu
Post by: misko27 on October 15, 2012, 07:29:55 pm
WWUD If confronted with super hero Dwarves?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 15, 2012, 07:46:22 pm
WWUD in order to survive a husk-apocalypse?
Post by: Cassandra on October 15, 2012, 08:12:48 pm
What would Urist do if in punishment for making an artifact candy sock, she was ordered to only wear that sock for the rest of her life? Nothing else?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 15, 2012, 08:24:38 pm
WWUD if she'd made an artifact short skirt with bands of steel and spikes of silver?
Post by: Cassandra on October 15, 2012, 08:27:27 pm
WWUD if he was a criminal, without a helmet, and got lashed in the head with said whip?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 15, 2012, 08:31:07 pm
WWUD if he found himself standing at the top of a 10 z-level open pit full of GCS?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 08:37:53 pm
What would Urist do if she accidentally squashed her pet GCS while falling 10 z-levels?
Post by: darklord92 on October 15, 2012, 08:41:55 pm
WWUD if she was suddenly a giant cave spider
Post by: Voyd211 on October 15, 2012, 08:45:32 pm
WWUD if his Overseer was 8-Bit Theater's Black Mage?
Post by: Cassandra on October 15, 2012, 08:50:46 pm
WWUD if SHE was 8-Bit Theater's Black Mage?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 15, 2012, 08:51:24 pm
WWUD if he was 8BT's RED Mage?
Post by: Cassandra on October 15, 2012, 08:53:20 pm
Kill 'em all, let the flames sort it out!
So, no different from any other dwarf, then?
Have Below Average Stats, and become an adventurer, only to light self on fire and melt to death fifty times.
What would Urist do if all dwarves grew wings?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 15, 2012, 09:12:56 pm
WWUD if presented with the choice between muffins, and cookies?
Post by: hops on October 15, 2012, 10:09:44 pm
WWUD if a flying lungfish titan attacked the fort.
Post by: darklord92 on October 15, 2012, 10:53:33 pm
WWUD if she learned to duel wield dragons ( is very possible in df)
Post by: hops on October 15, 2012, 10:59:01 pm
WWUD if he lived in ThatAussieGuy's Tower of Armok.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 15, 2012, 11:56:39 pm
WWUD if he encountered the fabled Adamantine Spire?
Post by: misko27 on October 15, 2012, 11:59:08 pm
WWUD if a pansy elven Overseer to power?
Post by: hops on October 16, 2012, 12:00:18 am
Gouge out his eyes since he knew whatever he see after that will all look ugly.
@misko
Coordinated tantrums
WWUD if there were trains in DF.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 16, 2012, 12:05:39 am
WWUD if someone attacked him with a traincar?
Post by: misko27 on October 16, 2012, 12:10:39 am
WWUD if a Tree that grows Adamantine Wafers appeared nearby?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 16, 2012, 12:17:13 am
WWUD if there was a tree nearby whose fruit possessed magickal properties, according to some highly intoxicated elf or other?
Post by: Corai on October 16, 2012, 12:44:03 am
WWUD if a pansy elven Overseer to power?
Umm, hi. I'm right here. >.>
--
Burn it. It's obviously been defiled by one too many elves.
WWUD if infinite power?
Post by: hops on October 16, 2012, 12:45:31 am
highly intoxicated elf
Nah. i think we can get along.
Post by: Darvi on October 16, 2012, 12:51:17 am
WWUD if he discovered Armok's anvil?
Post by: hops on October 16, 2012, 12:56:50 am
WW☺D if his name suddenly turned into a smiley.
Post by: darklord92 on October 16, 2012, 01:56:38 am
WWUD if she was suddenly turned into a kobold/cutebold!
Post by: hops on October 16, 2012, 01:58:32 am
WWUD if he find out somewhere in an alternate universe, a game Kobold Camp is made, and a guy named Urist is modding in cutewarfs.
Post by: pisskop on October 16, 2012, 10:24:31 am
WWUD if child rights activists demanded proper educational services be provided (i.e. school)?
Post by: grimman007 on October 16, 2012, 11:39:25 am
WWUD if epic battle between Cacame and Holistic Detective?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 16, 2012, 04:28:25 pm
WWUD if he had to mine with his feet, not a pick?
Post by: Corai on October 16, 2012, 04:41:02 pm
WWUD if Cacame, Holistic Detective, Urist, Necro910, and other forum badasses joined together to fight Armok?
Post by: IronTomato on October 16, 2012, 05:14:42 pm
WWUD If his both of his legs were broken?
Post by: Cassandra on October 16, 2012, 05:23:35 pm
What would Urist do if she had contact poison, like a frog?
Post by: Detahramet on October 16, 2012, 05:24:42 pm
WWUD of She was suddenly a he?
Post by: pisskop on October 16, 2012, 05:26:18 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Tuck shis dong in between shis' legs to reminisce.
WWUD if suddeny hair was out and skin was in?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 16, 2012, 07:23:49 pm
WWUD if he was face to face with a savage !!SKELK!! down in the booze storage room?
Post by: Detahramet on October 16, 2012, 08:35:16 pm
WWUD if he was Uristlicous?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 16, 2012, 10:51:52 pm
He would get eaten by a cave crocodile. The croc would go on to be very content with itself.
WWUD when presented with an entire armory all to himself?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 16, 2012, 10:55:26 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Put on ALL the socks! Wield ALL the shields in one hand!
WWUD if he devised his own genre of music so named for a technique used in that genre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Djent) and what would this genre be called?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 17, 2012, 12:46:02 am
WWUD if the overseer decided to weaponize this?
Post by: hops on October 17, 2012, 12:56:39 am
WWUD if there were Heaven (AKA HBS Hidden Boring Stuff)
Post by: Eric Blank on October 17, 2012, 01:00:36 am
WWUD if there were suddenly all sorts of crazy dimensions and alternate realities directly connected to his own, like Plump Helmet Universe, but which he could not access?
Post by: hops on October 17, 2012, 01:05:27 am
Urist McGenius has created BD-4203, an artifact stargate!
WWUD if gratuitous short jokes.
Post by: Voyd211 on October 17, 2012, 05:05:25 am
WWUD if he tamed a clown?
Post by: Darvi on October 17, 2012, 05:25:43 am
WWUD if it was a literal clown?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 17, 2012, 07:10:59 am
WWUD if he had to take a standardized test?
Post by: Darvi on October 17, 2012, 07:15:01 am
WWUD if he was dorf Jesus?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 17, 2012, 07:53:47 am
WWUD if on the Space Pirate Science Team?
Post by: Cassandra on October 17, 2012, 09:24:46 am
What would Urist do if she had.... A bow?
Post by: Darvi on October 17, 2012, 01:16:43 pm
WWUD if parkouring elves?
Post by: misko27 on October 17, 2012, 02:54:32 pm
WWUD do if elves were taking over the world?
Post by: Detahramet on October 17, 2012, 03:07:30 pm
WWU Answer to this question?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 17, 2012, 04:13:14 pm
WWU answer to any other question?
Post by: Hanslanda on October 17, 2012, 04:15:33 pm
WWUD if magma?
Post by: pisskop on October 17, 2012, 04:16:23 pm
WWUD if !!SCIENCE!! found a way to make magma flow like water?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 17, 2012, 04:27:20 pm
WWUD if he'd found the secret to perfectly duplicating any object (including the state of energy in the object) he desired?
Post by: darklord92 on October 17, 2012, 05:20:12 pm
WWUD if the last sock was lost in magma?
Post by: Darvi on October 17, 2012, 05:31:04 pm
WWUD if he was turned inside out?
Post by: misko27 on October 17, 2012, 05:35:32 pm
WWUD if he made a pick out of his sons body in a fell mood?
Post by: darklord92 on October 17, 2012, 06:16:21 pm
WWUD if the fortress had no mines?
Post by: Cassandra on October 17, 2012, 06:36:06 pm
WWUD if she made a sock out of magma, that menaced with spikes of magma?
Post by: pisskop on October 17, 2012, 06:37:38 pm
WWUD if suddenly Clowns formed a proper civ?
Post by: misko27 on October 17, 2012, 06:47:30 pm
WWUD ifthe ekves would not declare war on his fort?
Post by: Detahramet on October 17, 2012, 07:53:51 pm
WWUD if he was suddenly everything that has ever existed, will ever exist or currently exists, while still being nothing at all?
Post by: Corai on October 17, 2012, 08:19:42 pm
WWUD if Armok became bored of DF and decided to destroy our world?
Post by: Cassandra on October 17, 2012, 09:07:11 pm
What would Urist do, if magma WASN'T the answer.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 17, 2012, 09:31:08 pm
WWUD if elves wanted to be friends?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 17, 2012, 10:01:07 pm
WWUD if the world was suddenly very cube-shaped?
Post by: Cassandra on October 17, 2012, 10:04:10 pm
WWUD if the world was entirely devoid of magma?
Post by: misko27 on October 17, 2012, 10:08:17 pm
WWUD if the enemy didn't attack immediately? And just sat there, watching...
Post by: Detahramet on October 17, 2012, 10:39:52 pm
If not magma, lava.
If not lava, thermonuclear catsplosion.
WWUD if not magma, lava, or Thermonuclear catsplosion?
Post by: Cassandra on October 17, 2012, 11:21:37 pm
What would Urist do if she was starving, and the only thing near her was a cutebold?
Post by: hops on October 17, 2012, 11:26:37 pm
WWUD if he was suddenly tall.
Post by: Cassandra on October 17, 2012, 11:32:56 pm
WWUD if she couldn't use beard fibres to build walls?
Post by: knutor on October 18, 2012, 12:10:08 am
WWUD if everyone was wearing an Urist costume for Halloween?
Post by: Cassandra on October 18, 2012, 12:13:40 am
Post by: FlickerFly on October 18, 2012, 03:05:02 am
Be better than all the other Urists.
WWUD if all other life in the universe were dead?
Post by: Darvi on October 18, 2012, 03:08:19 am
Well, technically it's just suicide, but that doesn't sound as impressive.
WWUD if he was a poet?
Post by: hops on October 18, 2012, 03:18:48 am
WWUD if his wagon suddenly went the speed of mach 1
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 18, 2012, 05:09:38 am
WWUD if the beekeepers, angered at being made into haulers, filled the fort with beehives?
Post by: Darvi on October 18, 2012, 05:26:05 am
WWUD if burning animals were a thing that wouldn't kill themselves with the flames?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 18, 2012, 06:32:03 am
WWUD if he found a Metroid colony?
Post by: pisskop on October 18, 2012, 09:14:05 am
WWUD with a degrees in astrophysics?
Post by: Detahramet on October 18, 2012, 10:14:30 am
WWUD if he had a degree in something useful, like mining
Post by: Monk321654 on October 18, 2012, 12:12:28 pm
WWUD if elves tamed dragons?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on October 18, 2012, 12:23:06 pm
WWUD if he tamed a dozen slivers (MTG creatures)?
Post by: pisskop on October 18, 2012, 12:31:23 pm
WWUD if suddenly kryptonite?
Post by: Cassandra on October 18, 2012, 12:43:21 pm
WWUD if Superman attacked after she tossed the Kryptonite into Magma?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 18, 2012, 12:50:54 pm
WWUD if the bedrock was composed entirely of powdered and cemented booze?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 18, 2012, 12:52:04 pm
Ninja'd! Probably eat it.
WWUD if he ate a Mega Mushroom?
Post by: Cassandra on October 18, 2012, 01:02:36 pm
Dwarven ceiling has struck Urist in the head. The severed part sails off in an arc.
WWUD if she built a laser that would utterly destroy the world when fired during a fell mood?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 18, 2012, 01:24:57 pm
WWUD if the Death Star suddenly appeared in the sky above her?
Post by: Phlum on October 18, 2012, 09:33:41 pm
WWUD if the Death Star suddenly appeared in the sky above her?
Urist has been caught in freakish weather reacently
WWUD If suddenly darth vader?
Post by: Cassandra on October 18, 2012, 10:05:36 pm
WWUD if suddenly, lightsabers?
Post by: Detahramet on October 18, 2012, 10:28:42 pm
WWUD if all elves became deities?
Post by: hops on October 18, 2012, 10:30:21 pm
WWUD if FB ambush in daycare.
Post by: Cassandra on October 18, 2012, 10:37:15 pm
WWUD if her children were in the daycare she was ordered to shove the forgotten beast in?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 18, 2012, 11:58:35 pm
WWUD if the entire world were lathered in soap, blood, and bacon?
Post by: hops on October 19, 2012, 12:58:16 am
WWUD if Finely Minced Magma.
Post by: Cassandra on October 19, 2012, 01:02:01 am
WWUD if she was a child in Dwarven daycare?
Post by: hops on October 19, 2012, 01:03:14 am
WWUD if she was in a freefall from 900000000z
Post by: Cassandra on October 19, 2012, 01:11:48 am
WWUD if goblins rode Giant Desert Scorpions?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 19, 2012, 08:35:43 am
WWUD if suddenly air was a thing and she had to worry about making sure it's composition was safe to breath and not mixed with explosives?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 09:25:32 pm
What would Urist do if stranded on an island?
Post by: Gaybarowner on October 19, 2012, 09:30:13 pm
Nothing. Unused to such things, poor Urist knows not what to do. May such a time never come to pass...Stand there and idle due to no pickaxes and axes on embark then get attacked by a giant thrall sponge
What would Urist do if stranded on an island?
WWUD if he was to play dota 2
Post by: Eric Blank on October 19, 2012, 09:43:40 pm
WWUD if someone took his most prized masterpieces for their own?
Post by: Cassandra on October 19, 2012, 10:05:36 pm
WWUD if suddenly... The Overseer was forced into the game as a dwarf infront of her?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 19, 2012, 10:11:40 pm
WWUD if Slender MaOH ARMOK HELP ME HE'S RIGHT BEHI
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: misko27 on October 19, 2012, 10:13:16 pm
WWUD if the overseer forgot to put farms up in time?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 19, 2012, 11:47:48 pm
WWUD if the king turned out to be Hellsing's Alucard?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 20, 2012, 04:45:36 pm
What would Urist do if ?
Post by: Darvi on October 20, 2012, 04:49:26 pm
WWU write if he was a novelist?
Post by: Monk321654 on October 20, 2012, 04:54:54 pm
It becomes a best seller.
WWUD if he was thrown in jail for plagiarism?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 20, 2012, 05:18:05 pm
WWUD if the magma forges were flooded with water and she REALLY needed to mandate copper breastplates?
Post by: Cassandra on October 20, 2012, 05:53:07 pm
WWUD if she was attacked by eighteen titans?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 20, 2012, 08:12:12 pm
WWUD if she was attacked by eighteen titans, but had a chainsword (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Chainsword)?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 20, 2012, 08:25:06 pm
WWUD if he knew Hokuto Shinken?
Post by: Cassandra on October 21, 2012, 01:52:25 am
WWUD if suddenly.. Giant Desert Scorpion Thralls?
Post by: hops on October 21, 2012, 04:17:24 am
And also have his existence removed by his player.
WWUD if Resident Thrall 5.
Post by: Monk321654 on October 21, 2012, 10:43:07 am
And then Magma.
WWUD if she met a friendly Demon?
Post by: pisskop on October 21, 2012, 10:52:28 am
WWUD if she was the monster?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 21, 2012, 11:31:43 am
WWUD if he knew the Fist of the North Star?
Post by: Monk321654 on October 21, 2012, 11:33:22 am
And grow out his hair.
WWUD if he then met Kenshiro?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 21, 2012, 01:57:47 pm
WWUD with an orchard full of lemon trees?
Post by: pisskop on October 21, 2012, 02:05:06 pm
WWUD with an odeon?
Post by: IronTomato on October 21, 2012, 02:31:01 pm
WWUD if losing became boring?
Post by: mister Zalli on October 21, 2012, 02:50:59 pm
WWUD if he would meet The Almost Omnipotent And Omniscient Player (aka you).
Post by: Cassandra on October 21, 2012, 02:52:38 pm
WWUD if suddenly, Shotgun?
Post by: pisskop on October 21, 2012, 02:59:08 pm
HWUD at the olympics?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 21, 2012, 04:55:54 pm
Weight lifting: He can lift the weight of the entire planet! He just walks really slowly while doing so.
Long jump: Urist slams into the cliff and blows into pieces!
Swimming: Urist cancels compete in the Olympics: dangerous terrain.
WWUD if a kobold master thief killed/crippled the entire army?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 21, 2012, 05:00:56 pm
WWUD if he could pull a sword out of thin air?
Post by: hops on October 21, 2012, 05:26:02 pm
WWUD if he went to space.
Post by: Eric Blank on October 21, 2012, 05:33:38 pm
WWUD if he was very, very bored and trying to procrastinate instead of do his work?
Post by: hops on October 21, 2012, 05:34:33 pm
WWUD if the world was round.
Post by: Cassandra on October 21, 2012, 06:18:55 pm
WWUD if she actually had a kind overseer?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 21, 2012, 08:31:48 pm
WWUD if the Kool Aid guy knocked down the walls during a siege?
Post by: hops on October 21, 2012, 08:39:34 pm
WWUD if Sheogorath appeared in the fort.
Post by: pisskop on October 21, 2012, 09:04:27 pm
WWUD if elven Captain Planet?
Post by: Cassandra on October 21, 2012, 09:07:08 pm
WWUD if all B12ers appeared in her fortress as migrant nobles?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 21, 2012, 10:17:51 pm
WWUD if the goblins came ridding giant badgers?
Post by: Cassandra on October 21, 2012, 10:26:08 pm
WWUD if... Her king was a giant badger?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 21, 2012, 10:52:14 pm
WWUD if all she had a craving for dwarven cheese... But there was none!?
Post by: Detahramet on October 21, 2012, 11:30:56 pm
WWU answer when asked who the best pony was?
Post by: Cassandra on October 21, 2012, 11:34:50 pm
Post by: hops on October 22, 2012, 02:03:28 am
WWUD if she dug so deep through Hell that she found a hole that lead down to the sky (MINDFUCK)
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 22, 2012, 07:43:31 am
WWUD if she had a crossbow-railgun that fired superheated bolts?
Post by: Voyd211 on October 22, 2012, 08:41:52 am
WWUD if Belkar Bitterleaf?
Post by: pisskop on October 22, 2012, 08:47:28 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if a barrel of socks and a barrel of booze were dangling over a magma pit, and he could only reach one in time to save it?
Post by: Monk321654 on October 22, 2012, 11:13:51 am
It doesn't work.
WWUD if the sky was falling?
Post by: Cassandra on October 22, 2012, 11:17:59 am
Urist McSkyfall has been shot and killed.
What would Urist do if the Sun and the Moon began to fight?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 22, 2012, 01:16:00 pm
WWUD while waiting for horrible things to boil over?
Post by: Volfgarix on October 22, 2012, 01:29:17 pm
WWUD if meet Leonardo Da Vinci?
Post by: Monk321654 on October 22, 2012, 02:40:10 pm
WWUD if she WAS Urist Da Vinci?
Post by: Cassandra on October 22, 2012, 03:42:58 pm
WWUD if she was attacked by ten titans at once, and only armed with a spear?
Post by: Detahramet on October 22, 2012, 05:18:06 pm
WWUD if she was the best pony?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 22, 2012, 05:22:48 pm
WWUD if there was vomit all over the dining room?
Post by: Detahramet on October 22, 2012, 05:44:50 pm
WWI of HE was the best pony?
Post by: chaosgear on October 22, 2012, 06:10:35 pm
WWUD if there was a cave-in on the hospital?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 22, 2012, 06:48:34 pm
WWI of HE was the best pony?
Assuming this is "if Urist(male) was best pony" then he'd still be the subject of countless shipfics, only now it's maleXmale, which are much less common than the girlXgirl fics and are generally frowned upon by Urist's fandom.
WWUD if there was a cave-in on the hospital?
Not care. The wounded are weak, clearly the gods of ceilings wanted to cull them from the other dwarves via crushing force. Besides, it means more booze for everyone else!
WWUD if dwarves discovered bacon?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 22, 2012, 07:34:10 pm
WWUD if a weird-ass spaceship landed on the lawn and promptly laser'd a goblin ambush party?
Post by: IronTomato on October 22, 2012, 07:50:55 pm
WWUD If the ship wasn't shiny?
Post by: Cassandra on October 22, 2012, 09:28:36 pm
WWUD if it lasered her?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 22, 2012, 09:34:07 pm
What would Urist do if abducted?
Post by: crazysheep on October 22, 2012, 09:36:10 pm
WWUD if elephant accidentally him?
Post by: Cassandra on October 22, 2012, 09:39:27 pm
WWUD if suddenly, omnipotence?
Post by: pisskop on October 23, 2012, 10:20:34 am
WWUD obesity crisis in dorftown?
Post by: chaosgear on October 23, 2012, 11:43:43 am
WWUD if the booze stockpile was on fire?
Post by: JimDale on October 23, 2012, 12:20:14 pm
WWUD if a great battle occurred over the booze hoard?
Post by: pisskop on October 23, 2012, 12:26:31 pm
WWUD if his pet wagon broke en route to an embark site?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 23, 2012, 01:28:01 pm
"Your fortress has crumbled to it's end."
WWUD if the fortress was experiencing a minor forgotten beast syndrome problem?
Post by: IronTomato on October 23, 2012, 02:36:31 pm
WWU choose to write on his tombstone?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 23, 2012, 04:32:26 pm
WWUD if the overseer decided it was a good idea to put high speed minecart routes through the dining room?
Post by: pisskop on October 23, 2012, 04:35:22 pm
WWUD if suddenly the dwarven backstory from TESIII?
Post by: chaosgear on October 23, 2012, 06:22:54 pm
WWUD if her pet cat was lycanthropy'd into a FB?
Post by: Cassandra on October 23, 2012, 07:27:30 pm
WWUD if she managed to, over her lifetime, make an entire set of Artifact Candy Armor, an Artifact Candy Axe, and an Artifact Candy Shield?
Post by: misko27 on October 23, 2012, 07:31:33 pm
WWUD if he was in for a hammering, and the fortress guard was converging on his position?!?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 23, 2012, 07:34:50 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Keep running around aimlessly. The guards' pathing algorithms are such that they move to where their target was when they chose to path there, and as long as he's not there when they arrive, they will have to path to his current location again. As long as he never stops moving, they can't catch him to hammer him, because they cannot comprehend the idea of an "interception"
WWUD if the sky was on fire, and it began pouring rain from the fiery pillars of smoke above?
Post by: hops on October 23, 2012, 10:14:53 pm
WWUD if he reached the Dark Tower.
Post by: martinuzz on October 24, 2012, 05:42:35 am
WWUD if he suddenly realizes that the retracting bridge below his feet has disappeared?
Post by: pisskop on October 24, 2012, 06:55:43 am
WWUD if suddenly dwarven
Post by: hops on October 24, 2012, 01:49:06 pm
WWUD if he was stuck on top of an adamantine spire.
Post by: IronTomato on October 24, 2012, 02:52:44 pm
WWUD If he found a puppy?
Post by: Burnup on October 24, 2012, 03:07:51 pm
WWUD if he were overseer?
Post by: pisskop on October 24, 2012, 03:11:20 pm
WWUD if he could mutate any way he pleased, but only once and irreversibly?
Post by: misko27 on October 24, 2012, 03:14:48 pm
WWUD if aliens were invading?
Post by: Cassandra on October 24, 2012, 03:16:23 pm
WWUD if suddenly.... Plasma Rifles instead of crossbows?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 24, 2012, 04:07:31 pm
WWUD if presented with a slab reportedly offering all manner of secret magics from crazy gods?
Post by: Cassandra on October 24, 2012, 04:11:19 pm
WWUD if whips really did turn into lightsabers?
Post by: pisskop on October 24, 2012, 04:17:40 pm
WWUD if he had a practical magma-gun on his house?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 24, 2012, 04:51:35 pm
WWUD if the entire world wanted to see her ‼burn‼
Post by: Cassandra on October 24, 2012, 05:25:14 pm
WWUD if she had five pet giant badgers in her room?
Post by: pisskop on October 24, 2012, 05:28:02 pm
WWUD if she could access 'chi' and shoot fairly strong energy balls out of her [insert semi-appropriate bodypart here]?
Post by: misko27 on October 24, 2012, 05:56:14 pm
WWUD if hhad access to ninja powers?
Post by: Cassandra on October 24, 2012, 05:57:55 pm
Urist McNinja has melted.
WWUD if dwarves became magmaproof?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 24, 2012, 06:30:23 pm
WWUD if the overseer demanded she wrassle carp?
Post by: Detahramet on October 24, 2012, 09:19:17 pm
WWUD if she won Dwarf Fortress? Aside from being bored i mean.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 24, 2012, 09:25:38 pm
WWUD if his eyeballs underwent spaghettification? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification)
Post by: Detahramet on October 24, 2012, 09:37:20 pm
WWUD if his civilization's chief deity was the Fly Spaghetti Monster?
Post by: Cassandra on October 24, 2012, 09:38:59 pm
WWUD if suddenly, Icecream rained from the sky.
Post by: Eric Blank on October 24, 2012, 11:58:40 pm
WWUD if whip vines (plants) tried to slap her whenever she had to walk by them?
Post by: Cassandra on October 25, 2012, 12:05:15 am
WWUD if she WASN'T interrupted by a Kea across the map?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 25, 2012, 12:07:01 am
WWUD if the game was updated such that rain was an actual flow and could freeze while falling?
Post by: Cassandra on October 25, 2012, 12:17:14 am
WWUD if she, and other dwarves, didn't reproduce by spores?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 25, 2012, 12:39:16 am
WWUD when left alone in the bowels of the earth, as her blood, spewing form pike-induced wounds, fueled a new race of dwarven vampires in the fortress whose well she was stuck in?
Post by: pisskop on October 25, 2012, 08:08:49 am
WWUD if she knew the time, place and manner of her own death?
Post by: darklord92 on October 25, 2012, 08:41:36 am
WWUD seeing the new multi tile trees for the first time?
Post by: Burnup on October 25, 2012, 11:26:10 am
WWUD if he woke up in a world of only elves?
Post by: Cassandra on October 25, 2012, 11:27:58 am
WWUD if parts existed that could move entire walls and rooms?
Post by: Audioworm333 on October 25, 2012, 11:31:06 am
WWUD if there was a sock on the battlefield being guarded by all sorts of goblins, trolls, etc?
Post by: pisskop on October 25, 2012, 12:24:01 pm
[Running Dwarf] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Running_Man_(novel))
WWUD if he won the 1.000.000 Urist Lottery?
Post by: Burnup on October 25, 2012, 12:41:16 pm
WWUD if he was not connected to the overseer's 'hive mind'?
Post by: Detahramet on October 25, 2012, 01:08:40 pm
How WU Dance the time warp
Post by: Burnup on October 25, 2012, 01:57:04 pm
How WU Dance the time warp
By going back a tick.
So wait, on this comment:
Leave with the caravan she came with. Its a universally well known fact every caravan actually has an anti-hive mind device, that keeps them safe from the overseer. You see, as the fortress increases in population and wealth, the ability of the hive mind to stretch the effects of its hivemind to indoctrinate mindless saps increases. Only the ill of mind and weak of will are u sally effected (that is why we get so many god damned soap makers after all). After a while, Dwarves have to in close proximity to one of these devices not be indoctrinated, especially when travelling close to the fort. When fort becomes powerful enough, it will attract the regent, thereby showing that the hive mind has grown so massively that it is unstoppable. Unless it gets bored, and we all know what happens then.
So based on this theory.. Once Toady's hive mind grows more.. We will be able to siege other civs? to travel our hive mind influenced armies across the world? To further reach our tendrils of power?
Anyways..
WW King U. have as a jester?
Post by: hops on October 26, 2012, 02:29:46 am
WWUD if he turned into a cutebold.
Post by: Cassandra on October 26, 2012, 02:34:45 am
WWUD if in a fortress that had several adventurers guarding it?
Post by: hops on October 26, 2012, 02:44:48 am
WWUD if he was the overseer of our Earth.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 26, 2012, 07:13:44 am
Crazily Spin it and say "YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND, LIKE A RECORD BABY ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND".
WWUD if he was in a rock band?
Post by: pisskop on October 26, 2012, 09:15:46 am
If Urist was in a rockband he'd produce controvrsial muszicks, like the original Zelda dungeon theme. All melodies would of course be played by his beard.
WWUD if Freddy Kreuger?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 27, 2012, 08:02:08 am
What would Urist do if granted three wishes which could not he about, in any way:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Detahramet on October 27, 2012, 01:22:30 pm
2. Wish for the ability to wish for
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he could grant only one wish to anyone he chooses so long as they are an elf?
Post by: adasdad on October 27, 2012, 03:08:05 pm
WWUD candlejack came t
Post by: hops on October 27, 2012, 04:15:34 pm
WWUD if he was candlejack?
Post by: Detahramet on October 27, 2012, 05:15:32 pm
WWUD if suddenly random orgy? (and by that i mean random spore cloud)
Post by: Eric Blank on October 28, 2012, 12:33:14 am
WWUD if some jerk let all the male pets out of their cage and caused a spore-splosion?
Post by: hops on October 28, 2012, 02:27:38 am
Zon Rimtarothil: "Mmmm, puppywurst..."
WWUD if he met Hitler.
Post by: misko27 on October 28, 2012, 02:35:48 am
WWUD if bees.
Post by: hops on October 28, 2012, 02:37:40 am
WWUD if he was in an older version and an army of cloned werebears attack.
Post by: 4533josh on October 28, 2012, 07:21:20 am
WWUD if he had access to the booze supplies and a goblin?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2012, 07:51:16 am
What would Urist do if he accidentally killed the booze and drank the goblin instead?
Post by: 4533josh on October 28, 2012, 09:09:35 am
WWUD if confronted by a forgotten beast composed of rotten beer.
Post by: Detahramet on October 28, 2012, 02:46:13 pm
WWUD if suddenly orgy (and by that i mean spore cloud), and Urist is male this time?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 28, 2012, 05:41:26 pm
WWUD if the overseen made all the beds from nethercap?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 28, 2012, 05:45:52 pm
Be extremely cold only some of the time...and never wake up.
WWUD if a member of his adventuring party was actually a bear in disguise?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2012, 05:57:29 pm
What would Urist do if he was a bear in disguise?
Post by: bobboy555 on October 28, 2012, 05:59:52 pm
What would Urist do if there were no more *KITTEN BONE CROWN*s left when the caravan arrived?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 28, 2012, 09:35:22 pm
WWUD if faced with a lack of horribly deadly ideas for traps?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 28, 2012, 10:03:49 pm
WWUD if he had a jetpack?
Post by: 4533josh on October 28, 2012, 10:31:12 pm
WWUD if he wasn't a Dorf?
Post by: hops on October 28, 2012, 11:07:21 pm
WWUD if he met Loud Whispers.
Post by: Eric Blank on October 28, 2012, 11:10:22 pm
WWUD if he met you?
Post by: hops on October 28, 2012, 11:21:51 pm
And cat.
WW Bear Do if it was a Urist in disguise?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 29, 2012, 12:08:32 am
WWUD if a drunken bear fell asleep in the middle of the hall?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 07:09:47 am
What would Urist do if a bear fell asleep on top of him?
Post by: darklord92 on October 29, 2012, 09:22:54 am
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
Urist cannot dig tunnel cannot hold pick.
WWUD if he was the overseer?
Post by: bobboy555 on October 29, 2012, 10:16:06 am
What would Urist do if a Bearmanman broke down the retracting bridge that was the only thing keeping it out of the fortress?
Post by: Phlum on October 29, 2012, 03:45:41 pm
WWUD if he played Dwarf Fortress
go to the fourms read, feel alienated.
WWUD if he was one of us?
Post by: bobboy555 on October 29, 2012, 04:18:38 pm
What would Urist do if a kea spawned onto the map?
Post by: Darvi on October 29, 2012, 05:09:04 pm
WWUD if his SAN stat were frozen?
Post by: Monk321654 on October 29, 2012, 05:20:51 pm
WWUD if she were a five foot tall space marine?
Post by: Detahramet on October 29, 2012, 07:26:18 pm
WWUD if she could not be harmed, feel pain, or die at all?
Post by: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 07:32:05 pm
WWUD if cats coud breed like cells.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 29, 2012, 10:06:13 pm
WWUD if she were a five foot tall space marine?
Aaaaw, who's the short little space marine? You are, Urist, yes you are!
WWUD if cats coud breed like cells.
He'd be absorbed into the inevitable forming of a new super tissue consisting purely of cats. A super tissue one might call...catser.
WWUD if suddenly a short joke?
Post by: Corai on October 29, 2012, 10:09:58 pm
"Wait, wh-"
Urist cuts the human in the right lower leg with a copper shortsword and the severed part flies off in an arc!
WWUD if tall?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 29, 2012, 11:25:20 pm
WWUD if assaulted by hundreds of mewling kittens?
Post by: Toady One on October 30, 2012, 05:24:09 am
Post by: Darvi on October 30, 2012, 05:41:13 am
WWUD if he behaved? :P
Post by: bobboy555 on October 30, 2012, 08:18:52 am
What would Urist do if he was forced to pull off another http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Planepacked (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Planepacked) (I have no idea how to add a hyperlink to text...)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 30, 2012, 05:28:41 pm
Nothing, no bones are available.
What would Urist do if his fortress became the site for a game of TF2?
Post by: wer6 on October 30, 2012, 05:39:35 pm
wwud if corai was in front of him?
Post by: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 03:37:12 am
WWUD if he behaved? Because nobody bothered to answer that one.
Post by: wer6 on October 31, 2012, 05:52:05 am
wwud if he sees in elf digging
Post by: Facekillz058 on October 31, 2012, 05:56:40 am
WWUD If suddenly, airplanes?
Post by: wer6 on October 31, 2012, 06:05:05 am
wwud if he saw a elf slaughtering kittens and giant cave spiders as it was eating the other urist.
(( i have a elf came into my fort named urist)
Post by: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 06:11:39 am
How many Urists would Urist urist if urist would Urist Urists?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 31, 2012, 06:33:40 am
Urist McAxeLord has gone berserk!
WWUD if a physiologist came in a migrant wave?
Post by: wer6 on October 31, 2012, 06:35:46 am
wwud if he saw a elf charging at him: the elf has only one hand and on the stub is a sizable bow made of adamantine?
Post by: Jordrake on October 31, 2012, 06:55:30 am
WWUD if he was the last one alive, with only a wall separating him from a goblin siege and a forgotten beast.
Post by: Detahramet on October 31, 2012, 07:38:10 am
WWUD with a history eraser button? The SHINY and CANDY-LIKE button.
Post by: bobboy555 on October 31, 2012, 07:49:29 am
What would Urist do if he discovered a new kind of deadly dust that makes you vomit kittens?
Post by: jaxy15 on October 31, 2012, 09:18:14 am
Press it, because he is a dwarf, and dwarves don't possess the power of forethought.Get infected and be stationed and locked in a room near the butcher's shop.
What would Urist do if he discovered a new kind of deadly dust that makes you vomit kittens?
WWUD if magma breathing dragons appeared?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 31, 2012, 01:39:25 pm
WWUD if the dragons breathed kittens that vomited magma?
Post by: wer6 on October 31, 2012, 01:51:28 pm
wwud if he got injected with a syndrome that would turn him into a elf?
Post by: pisskop on October 31, 2012, 02:28:06 pm
WWUD if Necromancers actually made VooDoo Zombies instead of dead zombies??
Post by: wer6 on October 31, 2012, 02:30:42 pm
wwud if he was trapped in a room with a elven assassin wearing admo clad while urist is wearing wood clad. the elf is weilding a clade battle mace and urist has a wooden sock.
Post by: Detahramet on October 31, 2012, 03:17:49 pm
WWUD if Candy was Candy?
Post by: wer6 on October 31, 2012, 03:21:17 pm
wwud if he woke up with a elf.
Post by: misko27 on October 31, 2012, 03:23:32 pm
WWUD if his dog was beating up a Giant Jumping Spider?
Post by: wer6 on October 31, 2012, 03:24:51 pm
wwud if he saw a elf with no feet and is offering plump helmets for splints.
Post by: bobboy555 on October 31, 2012, 03:28:50 pm
What would Urist do if wer6 used correct spelling and grammar and stopped mentioning elves at every given opportunity?
(Don't mean to sound rude but it's getting annoying...)
Post by: wer6 on October 31, 2012, 03:31:15 pm
wwud if he saw a dwarf not tantrumming
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 31, 2012, 07:02:07 pm
WWUD if the magma-spewing-kitten breathing dragons began genociding elves?
Post by: wer6 on October 31, 2012, 07:09:38 pm
wwud if he was stuck in a kobold
Post by: Detahramet on October 31, 2012, 07:31:14 pm
Which Def Lepard Song Would Urist request?
Post by: wer6 on October 31, 2012, 07:43:01 pm
wwud if he saw Justin bieber eating a goblin: whole.
Post by: Devling on November 01, 2012, 12:19:29 am
WWUD if he was shot in his right pinky?
Post by: Cassandra on November 01, 2012, 12:20:49 am
WWUD if goblins used pop music?
Post by: wer6 on November 01, 2012, 05:47:44 am
wwud if he was kobold?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 02, 2012, 02:28:47 am
What would Urist McDoctor do if he walked into the hospital for the first time in a year (that was one long party), and was greeted by 12 very unhappy ghosts?
Post by: wer6 on November 02, 2012, 05:26:05 am
wwud if boatmurdered was reclaimed
Post by: wer6 on November 02, 2012, 06:19:56 am
wwud if he saw a elf holding hands with a dwarf? ((cant think of anything to day at 5 clock))
Post by: Lagslayer on November 02, 2012, 06:21:56 am
WWUD if were-elf apocalypse?
Post by: wer6 on November 02, 2012, 06:24:25 am
wwud if he saw a elf drinking more barrels of sunshine then he has in his entire life!
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 02, 2012, 07:03:16 am
2.Drink sunshine barrels
3. ? ? ?
4.Profit!
WWUD if he was feeling a bit sick?
Post by: bobboy555 on November 02, 2012, 10:44:48 am
What would Urist do if the Boatmurdered reclaim was a success?
Post by: pisskop on November 02, 2012, 10:54:23 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if DF became a multiplayer game?
Post by: wer6 on November 02, 2012, 02:02:28 pm
wwud if he elf'd
Post by: Cassandra on November 02, 2012, 02:12:07 pm
To elf: A verb that can replace a certain other word in dwarven society, in regards to trees. Usage: 'Well, he really elfed that tree. Time for magma.' OR 'Well, he really elfed that goblin up. Cannibalism is a capital crime, you know...' Or even 'What the elf?'
Therefore, Urist just did something really nasty to a tree, and he would be doused in magma.
What would Urist ACTUALLY do in a Multiplayer Dwarf Fortress?
Post by: wer6 on November 02, 2012, 02:15:32 pm
wwud if he was being hugged by a elf calling him " cute furry digger"
Post by: Cassandra on November 02, 2012, 02:16:58 pm
He would then proceed to kill the elf, and dive into the nearest Elf Cleansing Pool of Fire.
WWUD if thermonuclear catsplosions could be weaponized?
Post by: wer6 on November 02, 2012, 02:23:21 pm
wwud if he was shanked by a kobold.
Post by: pisskop on November 02, 2012, 03:06:04 pm
What Dance Would Urist Do if he had to design a war dance/chant?
Post by: wer6 on November 02, 2012, 03:37:37 pm
wwud if someone exploded into another dwarf.
Post by: pisskop on November 02, 2012, 04:09:20 pm
Spoiler: sorry (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he found the Green Lantern's Ring?
Post by: Detahramet on November 02, 2012, 05:23:35 pm
Which Song written and performed by Def Leppard would Urist choose? (wer6 don't answer this one.)
Post by: bobboy555 on November 02, 2012, 05:57:33 pm
What would Urist do if he discovered that he was being controlled by a group of malevolent !!SCIENTISTS!! for fun?
Post by: Detahramet on November 02, 2012, 07:12:49 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 02, 2012, 09:32:52 pm
Post by: Cassandra on November 02, 2012, 09:34:38 pm
WWUD if she learned the art of Wrambler Throwing?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on November 03, 2012, 01:46:23 am
WUDD if he got access too the Internet?
Post by: Kaiserr on November 03, 2012, 01:53:55 am
Go clown hunting
WUDD if he got access too the Internet?
Barrel rolls.
Lots of them.
WUDD if someone asked him how oneself turns eagle intestines into biscuits?
Post by: wer6 on November 03, 2012, 06:03:53 am
wwud if he was the last survivor of a elven siege and taken prisoner.
Post by: Cassandra on November 03, 2012, 10:19:22 am
WWUD if elves actually used metal as a race?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 03, 2012, 10:48:52 am
WWUD if he learned how to grow metal trees, but that are above ground?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 03, 2012, 10:50:50 am
WWUD if he where in a pit with a zombie cow?
Post by: wer6 on November 03, 2012, 11:25:03 am
wwud if he was stuck in saw?
Post by: Cassandra on November 03, 2012, 11:32:41 am
taunt it by breast feeding.
wwud if he was stuck in saw?
... Huh?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 03, 2012, 11:34:18 am
It's a movie.taunt it by breast feeding.
wwud if he was stuck in saw?
... Huh?
Post by: Cassandra on November 03, 2012, 11:39:28 am
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 03, 2012, 11:45:02 am
Post by: Sprin on November 03, 2012, 12:55:03 pm
wwud would Urist do if he was a vamp?
Post by: adasdad on November 03, 2012, 01:31:19 pm
WWUD if he was a poorly written character?
Post by: Cassandra on November 03, 2012, 02:47:31 pm
WWUD if she was mandated to make an Artifact?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on November 03, 2012, 05:07:33 pm
WWUD if he was playing a D&D-like game, and was fort overseer?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 03, 2012, 08:31:00 pm
WWUD if he were playing D&D with his friends?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 03, 2012, 08:33:01 pm
WWUD if he was on a boat?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 03, 2012, 08:39:29 pm
WWUD if he teamed up with Old Man Henderson? (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson)
Post by: darklord92 on November 03, 2012, 10:59:04 pm
WWUD when toady implements fluid mechanics for all liquids ( blood, venoms etc) and the first embark he goes on has a river of dwarven ale.
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 04, 2012, 05:09:11 am
WWUD if the fort's doctor got a strange mood, and came after him yelling "I must have test subjects!"?
Post by: pisskop on November 04, 2012, 11:47:55 am
WWUD if Umbrella (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbrella_Corporation#Umbrella_Corporation) came to every zombie reporting?
Post by: Cassandra on November 04, 2012, 01:31:19 pm
WWUD if forced to fight all the legends in One on One battles?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 04, 2012, 01:35:51 pm
WWUD if he where an elf?
Post by: Mesa on November 04, 2012, 02:04:30 pm
Die horribly.
WWUD if he where an elf?
Impossibru.
WWUD if he possessed Armok's powers?
Post by: IronTomato on November 04, 2012, 03:18:55 pm
Urist McArmok points at the elf and the elf explodes!
Urist McArmok picks up the rope reed fiber sock.
WWUD If COD: Black Ops?
Post by: Mesa on November 04, 2012, 03:49:42 pm
The elf swordsman slashes at Urist McArmok but he jumps away!
Urist McArmok points at the elf and the elf explodes!
Urist McArmok picks up the rope reed fiber sock.
WWUD If COD: Black Ops?
Battlefield 4.
WWUD if he was swallowed by giant sperm whale?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 04, 2012, 05:51:00 pm
WWUD if assaulted by ghosts of his family?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 04, 2012, 05:59:56 pm
WWUD if he were a cow.
Post by: Detahramet on November 04, 2012, 07:51:59 pm
WWUD if he WAS Old Man Henderson?
Post by: wer6 on November 05, 2012, 04:32:47 am
wwud if he was taped to the ceiling?
Post by: pisskop on November 05, 2012, 08:34:56 am
WWUD is he was tied up with beard fiber and his beard was taped to his chest?
Post by: adasdad on November 05, 2012, 04:57:28 pm
WWUD if he didn't expect this kind of elven inquisition?
Post by: Burnup on November 05, 2012, 05:02:37 pm
WWUsD if dwarves were the only sentient lifeform?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 05, 2012, 05:12:33 pm
Drink until there are 0 sentient lifeforms.
WWUD if the entire world was 9X9X9? (9X9X9 on the embark, as in enough to fit 27 3X3 workshops in it)
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on November 05, 2012, 05:31:36 pm
WWUD if mined through slade?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 05, 2012, 05:32:49 pm
WWUD if he were in NetHack?
Post by: Burnup on November 05, 2012, 05:45:31 pm
- A Guide to the Mazes of Menace (Guidebook for NetHack) Eric S. Raymond (Extensively edited and expanded for 3.4)
Urist would be an .. an individual.. Not a segment of a hivemind hooked up to an overseer.. My head hurts thinking about it.
WWUD about an alcohol prohibition?
Post by: Phlum on November 05, 2012, 06:35:44 pm
WWUD about an alcohol prohibition?become sad,
WWUD if sadness had no effect?
Post by: wer6 on November 06, 2012, 07:02:56 am
wwud is he was caught by a cage trap which was owned by a elf.
Post by: pisskop on November 06, 2012, 08:03:30 am
WWUD if toady spent one whole week on only interface and bug fixes?
Post by: Detahramet on November 06, 2012, 09:41:09 am
Post by: Burnup on November 06, 2012, 12:31:15 pm
...do nothing new, given that toady tends to spend whole months on such things.
Never fear, Detahramet! I will complete your statement.
WWUD [Insert satire question here]
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 06, 2012, 12:34:50 pm
WWUD if he were up a tree without booze?
Post by: Burnup on November 06, 2012, 02:00:09 pm
WWUD if he shared rights over this game with Toady?
Post by: wer6 on November 06, 2012, 02:59:07 pm
wwud if he was mugged by a elf with a gun.
Post by: Burnup on November 06, 2012, 03:13:19 pm
(So super fly gets away with it again.) http://www.joecartoon.com/index.php/category/super-fly/
WWUs accomplish over 10,000 years of technological advancement?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 06, 2012, 03:14:56 pm
WWUD if he were a demon.
Post by: wer6 on November 06, 2012, 03:15:52 pm
wwud if he met a elfs hates other elfs that he hates trees.
Post by: Burnup on November 06, 2012, 03:27:19 pm
wwud if he met a elfs hates other elfs that he hates trees.
Huh ?
What if he met an elf that hates an elf that hates trees..
Is that what you meant?
Well, he'd kill the elf for annoying him with worthless complaining, and if the other elf annoyed him, he'd kill it too.
also wanted to reply on this: WWUD if he were a demon.
There would be nothing left to mine.
WWUsD with the oppurtunity to breed the almost extinct unicorns?
Post by: wer6 on November 06, 2012, 04:21:02 pm
wwud if he met a elf that hates elf's so much he also hates trees ((fixed!)) which she proceeded to murder there entire elephant problem.
Post by: Burnup on November 06, 2012, 05:42:08 pm
WWUD with utensils?
Post by: pisskop on November 06, 2012, 06:10:54 pm
WWUD if attending an upscale dinner?
Post by: wer6 on November 06, 2012, 06:14:06 pm
wwud if a elf, a preist, and a dwarfs walks in the bar...
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on November 06, 2012, 06:50:29 pm
WWUD if he was a magmamancer, immune to the effects of lava and magma?
Post by: Burnup on November 06, 2012, 07:23:50 pm
WWUD for his child's birthday?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 06, 2012, 07:53:20 pm
WWUD if a cat cornered urist?
Post by: Burnup on November 06, 2012, 08:02:24 pm
WWUD if carp evolved to become sentient land walkers?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 06, 2012, 08:38:36 pm
WWUD in a cheese shop?
Post by: Cassandra on November 06, 2012, 10:56:31 pm
WWUD if suddenly, a sea monster appeared in the well?
Post by: hops on November 07, 2012, 02:41:41 am
Then realize with horror that all life forms in Dwarf Fortress is one-tile wide.
WWUD if multi-tile dwarves.
Post by: adasdad on November 07, 2012, 07:29:31 am
WWUD if he read this forum?
Post by: IronTomato on November 07, 2012, 07:22:44 pm
...Okay, fine.
He would be proud of his wondrous reputation among the Bay12'ers, and get a good thought. He would then try to ruin this reputation as fast as he can, for lulz.
WWUD if he got drunk, and accidentally shaved his beard?
Post by: Cassandra on November 07, 2012, 07:23:56 pm
WWUD if elves shaved their prisoner's beards?
Post by: IronTomato on November 07, 2012, 07:29:16 pm
The Elf Swordsman has been struck down.x99999999999
WWUD If he had a "minor" hallucination telling him that he was the son of Armok?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 07, 2012, 08:29:18 pm
WWUD if his family were locked away in a tiny room deep in the magma sea and the only way to retrieve them were to surrender his beard and his booze?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 07, 2012, 08:30:51 pm
WWUD if he were a dragon?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 07, 2012, 08:42:40 pm
WWUD if his beard challenged him to a round of arm wrestling?
Post by: wer6 on November 07, 2012, 08:43:41 pm
wwud if he was the successful offspring of a elf and a dwarf?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 07, 2012, 08:45:15 pm
WWUD if he where a zombie?
Post by: Cassandra on November 07, 2012, 08:46:38 pm
"Boooooze!"
WWUD if suicide was properly possible?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 07, 2012, 08:49:32 pm
WWUD if everyone else in the fortress was actually an elf, living like dwarves?
Post by: wer6 on November 07, 2012, 09:00:05 pm
wwud if he was trading with elfs and they were selling sea monsters?
the sea monster is talking by the way: in a British accent
Post by: Cassandra on November 07, 2012, 09:17:45 pm
Urist would accidently open the cage while slaughtering those tree-hugging snacks, unleashing the Sea Monster and unleashing !!FUN!!.
WWUD if she invented TNT?
Post by: wer6 on November 07, 2012, 09:19:37 pm
wwud if he found his pet dragon rapter?
Post by: Corai on November 07, 2012, 09:23:24 pm
WWUD if Satan appeared and told him to eat a slade apple?
Post by: wer6 on November 07, 2012, 09:28:00 pm
WWUD if he found his pet jesus?
Post by: Just Some Guy on November 07, 2012, 09:35:02 pm
WWUD if he was everything?
Post by: wer6 on November 07, 2012, 09:39:01 pm
wwud if he saw the god of elves ,misery and ,caverns and is causally depicted as a elf that has no feet?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 07, 2012, 09:40:28 pm
WWUD if they told him he could be anything?
Post by: hops on November 07, 2012, 09:40:52 pm
Commit suicide because he's also an elf.
@wer6
Make him/her has no head as well
@ Jellycat12
Be a booze
WWUD if she was a witch?
[OH MY GOD SO MUCH NINJAS]
Post by: wer6 on November 07, 2012, 09:42:18 pm
what happens if he was hired by nanertrasn.
Post by: hops on November 10, 2012, 11:44:46 pm
HOLY FUCK I'M ON FIRE"
WWUD if he met Gimli
Post by: Cassandra on November 10, 2012, 11:48:16 pm
WWUD if.. She was ordered to fight Tentacle demons for the amusement of a noble?
Post by: Scootagoose on November 10, 2012, 11:51:54 pm
WWUD if he had to choose saving his ale or his dog from a fire?
Post by: hops on November 10, 2012, 11:52:51 pm
@Scootagoose: Ale. Do you even have to ask?
WWUD if Bay12'ers started migrating to her fortress.
Post by: Scootagoose on November 11, 2012, 12:53:34 am
WWUD If he were given a fair trial, rather then beaten to death since he couldn't make glass items in the arctic?
Post by: hops on November 11, 2012, 01:14:14 am
WWUD if he was a character in the Hobbits/ Lord of the Rings.
Post by: Cassandra on November 11, 2012, 01:18:56 am
WWUD if all elves could shoot like Legolas?
Post by: hops on November 11, 2012, 01:22:29 am
WWUD if he was antidisestablishmentarianist?
Post by: Porcelain on November 11, 2012, 05:52:27 am
WWUD if he met Armok?
Post by: wer6 on November 11, 2012, 10:04:24 am
wwud if he got mugged: by a dragon that is riding a elf.
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 11, 2012, 10:05:52 am
WWUD if he was a two humped camel.
Post by: darknessofthenight on November 11, 2012, 10:35:11 am
WWUD
if he was on a world without flux
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 11, 2012, 10:38:17 am
What would Urist do if made of flux?
Post by: pivole on November 11, 2012, 12:39:41 pm
WWUD if he was in a region of haematite and marble, but on a barren island?
Post by: adasdad on November 11, 2012, 03:08:52 pm
WWUD if he fell in love with a masked stranger, who removes the mask and reveals themself to be an elf?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 11, 2012, 03:23:29 pm
WWUD if he was an adopted... *drumroll*
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lagslayer on November 11, 2012, 03:36:08 pm
WWUD if the elves were selling wooden anvils?
Post by: GoombaGeek on November 11, 2012, 03:37:55 pm
WWUD if his highest skill was Musicality and he was the last dwarf remaining?
Post by: Scootagoose on November 11, 2012, 03:42:31 pm
WWUD If he was forced to go to AAA?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 11, 2012, 04:32:26 pm
WWUD if everything was in dwarf code?
Post by: Just Some Guy on November 11, 2012, 06:03:36 pm
WWUD if his legs were blood.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 11, 2012, 06:44:36 pm
WWUD if he was part robot?
Post by: Corai on November 11, 2012, 06:47:30 pm
WWUD if crush kill destroy drink?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 11, 2012, 06:50:53 pm
WWUD if The Doctor appeared in his bedroom.
Post by: Cassandra on November 11, 2012, 06:53:13 pm
WWUD if she was out of booze, forever?
Post by: Monk321654 on November 11, 2012, 07:14:58 pm
WWUD if he found a statue shaped like his sister?
Post by: adasdad on November 11, 2012, 09:39:11 pm
darn
wrong roguelike
WWUD if the fun has been doubled?
Post by: hops on November 11, 2012, 09:47:00 pm
WWUD if Slenderman?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 11, 2012, 10:10:23 pm
WWUD if a swarm of cave crocodiles rushed out of the caverns?
Post by: pisskop on November 12, 2012, 08:01:30 am
WWUD if suddenly he had access to plastics?
Post by: wer6 on November 12, 2012, 09:25:58 am
wwud if he found Oil?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 12, 2012, 11:15:23 am
WWUD if suddenly, non-alcoholic beer?
Post by: wer6 on November 12, 2012, 01:55:49 pm
wwud if he found her baby with no limbs?
Post by: pisskop on November 12, 2012, 02:03:32 pm
WWUD If he was a philosopher?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 12, 2012, 02:04:48 pm
WWUD if he had seven days left to live.
Post by: Cassandra on November 12, 2012, 02:06:21 pm
WWUD if she had a gun?
Post by: darknessofthenight on November 12, 2012, 04:31:55 pm
WWUD
if no magma
Post by: Corai on November 12, 2012, 04:45:15 pm
WWUD if Urist had the choice of beer or wine?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 12, 2012, 04:48:36 pm
WWUD if he was a hermaphrodite?
Post by: IronTomato on November 12, 2012, 05:29:55 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 12, 2012, 06:14:28 pm
Spoiler: Spoiler! If I recall correctly! (click to show/hide)
What would Urist do if he was a character in a FPS?
Post by: darknessofthenight on November 12, 2012, 06:25:46 pm
WWUD if he was faced with the choice of dying or having his beard cut off.
Post by: Corai on November 12, 2012, 06:34:27 pm
WWUD if SAW: Dwarf Fortress edition?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 12, 2012, 06:40:40 pm
WWUD if he finally realized life was a comedy of pleasures and pains, that ended abruptly on the wrong end of a pointy stick, just for a god's amusement?
Post by: hops on November 12, 2012, 07:55:05 pm
Do nothing except wait for a right moment to go berserk.
WWUD if he was a deity?
Post by: Monk321654 on November 12, 2012, 09:04:45 pm
WWUD if she got cursed into vampirism?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 12, 2012, 09:08:57 pm
WWUD if he was standing on a bridge in a tower.
Post by: hops on November 12, 2012, 11:53:06 pm
WWUD if he was immortal?
Post by: Cassandra on November 12, 2012, 11:59:46 pm
WWUD if Dwarves could fire lasers from their EYES?
Post by: hops on November 13, 2012, 12:02:05 am
WWUD if he became the overseer.
Post by: misko27 on November 13, 2012, 12:04:05 am
Actually, that still applies.
Create the greatest tantrum Spiral in Dwarf Fortress history.
WWUD if goblins could shoot lasers from their eyes?
Post by: wer6 on November 13, 2012, 06:54:30 am
wwud if she was changed to a elf for a day as punishment for killing all the miners with that magma flood: and there are no near by weapons: but the elf is easily persuaded.
Post by: Monk321654 on November 13, 2012, 08:57:25 am
WWUD if her head was a bomb?
Post by: Detahramet on November 13, 2012, 09:35:05 am
WWUD if he was the second coming of Jesus of Nazareth?
Post by: Hectonkhyres on November 13, 2012, 01:25:57 pm
WWUD if he was the second coming of Jesus of Nazareth?Turn water to wine. Starting with the ocean. He would also inadvertently pull a Lazarus and would have to wrestle with Zombie Whales. Drunk Zombie Whales.
What would Urist do if he had been elected as the President of the United States of America in the 2012 election?
Post by: Monk321654 on November 13, 2012, 03:03:20 pm
"That would be considered a form of Cruel and Unusual Punishment."
"I don't care!"
WWUD if his opponent was an elf?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 13, 2012, 04:10:26 pm
WWUD if the technology approach wasn't working?
Post by: pisskop on November 13, 2012, 04:15:00 pm
WWUD if he learned that rocks make crappy mechanisms?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 13, 2012, 04:44:34 pm
WWUD if the overseer wanted her to stand in a chamber full of spiky traps?
Post by: IronTomato on November 13, 2012, 05:26:29 pm
WWUD if he was tired of Bronco Bama and Mitt Romney?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 13, 2012, 09:13:34 pm
WWUD if !!undead lungfish!! flew down from the heavens?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 13, 2012, 09:37:53 pm
WWUD if flying fortress?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on November 13, 2012, 09:47:09 pm
WWUD if he had the TARDIS?
Post by: Darvi on November 14, 2012, 03:43:02 am
What would you do with a drunken Urist?
What would you do with a drunken Urist?
What would you do with a drunken Urist, early in the morning?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 14, 2012, 06:32:30 am
Give 'im a dose of carp and water.
Shave his beard with a rusty razor.
Early in the morning.
WWUD if boats were implemented and he could be a pirate?
Post by: wer6 on November 14, 2012, 06:52:29 am
what whould urist do if an elf drank drink: a sun-berrie one too: and then the elf fell over from being drunk.
Post by: pisskop on November 14, 2012, 07:55:47 am
WWUD if obesity could happen to a lazy dwarf?
Post by: Darvi on November 14, 2012, 08:30:10 am
WWUD if the dwarven supercalculator became self aware and threatened to flood the world in magma?
Post by: wer6 on November 14, 2012, 04:55:18 pm
wwud if he was the only dorf and he was in fey mood.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 14, 2012, 05:18:04 pm
WWUD if the only artifact to ever grace the fortress happened to be a cat bone scepter?
Post by: Cassandra on November 14, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
WWUD if he was in a world with no elves or goblins or humans? Just dwarves?
Post by: Scootagoose on November 14, 2012, 05:27:14 pm
WWUD if the dwarven government instituted Prohibition?
Post by: pisskop on November 14, 2012, 05:30:20 pm
WWUD if an apthropologist showed up to document her ways?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 14, 2012, 06:42:18 pm
WWUD if a psychologist attempted to study her?
Post by: King Mir on November 14, 2012, 07:47:21 pm
WWUD on the moon?
Post by: hops on November 14, 2012, 09:55:58 pm
WWUD if he suddenly think drinking is bad.
Post by: Callista on November 15, 2012, 12:31:14 am
WWUD if he discovered he was actually a character in a fictional place?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 15, 2012, 02:00:24 am
WWUD if the overseer provided enough admantine clothing for everyone and their cat?
Post by: hops on November 15, 2012, 02:08:42 am
WWUD if he was a demon.
Post by: Darvi on November 15, 2012, 02:36:13 am
WWUD if he was legendary+5 in all skills, had created masterwork everythings, made an artifact slade sock, and killed every other being, living or not, in the world?
Post by: hops on November 15, 2012, 03:04:45 am
WWUD if all drinks suddenly disappeared and all knowledge of brewing them are gone.
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 15, 2012, 05:42:58 am
WWUD if a hoard of keas descended on the food stockpile?
Post by: wer6 on November 15, 2012, 06:36:30 am
wwud if he was jumped by 25 nearly naked necromancers of all races and both genders.
Post by: Detahramet on November 15, 2012, 09:10:02 am
WWUD if dwarves (himself included obviously) ate sentients? Besides go to war, we do that anyways.
Post by: pisskop on November 15, 2012, 09:18:19 am
WWUD if suddenly all dwarven holds had a player-level ai controlling them?
Post by: Detahramet on November 15, 2012, 09:32:53 am
WWUD if he could see eternity?
Post by: Darvi on November 15, 2012, 09:57:44 am
WWUD if he were unable to die, but his injuries would remain?
Post by: hops on November 15, 2012, 01:46:31 pm
WWUD if Armok sieged the fort with his blooddwarfs.
Post by: Scootagoose on November 15, 2012, 02:54:10 pm
WWUD If there was only one barrel of alcohol left and 100 dwarves?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 15, 2012, 02:56:36 pm
WWUD if a dragon walked into his bedroom and took a nap?
Post by: wer6 on November 15, 2012, 02:58:51 pm
sleep in the dragons mouth
wwud if he caught a elf mining adamantine: and just as stoned as he is?
Post by: JimDale on November 15, 2012, 03:15:14 pm
WWUD if Secrets of Life and Death could be found and read in fortress mode?
Post by: Scootagoose on November 15, 2012, 03:18:35 pm
WWUD if the noble became aware of unfortunate accidents?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 15, 2012, 09:33:04 pm
WWUD if the elves started growing beards?
Post by: Darvi on November 16, 2012, 09:53:22 am
WWUD if he was bees?
Post by: IronTomato on November 16, 2012, 11:31:33 am
WWUD If he was playing Just Cause 2?
(If you don't know that game, you are wrong)
Post by: pisskop on November 16, 2012, 11:47:17 am
Urist would died horribly as he suddenly got it in his head that the dwarven aristocracy could be overthrown. Loyalty cascades ensue.
WWUD if he found out about the joys of Cheeze Doodlz?
Post by: IronTomato on November 16, 2012, 03:06:39 pm
Urist McDwarf has been stuffed.
WWUD If he decided that plump helmets tasted like crap?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 16, 2012, 03:16:02 pm
WWUD if he was a kitten?
Post by: Cassandra on November 16, 2012, 03:16:40 pm
WWUD if he just didn't care anymore?
Post by: wer6 on November 16, 2012, 04:39:45 pm
wwud if he got a dump truck of elfs?
Post by: Monk321654 on November 16, 2012, 05:39:28 pm
And then a cascade of elves fall into magma.
WWUD if all of the races sizes were reversed? (Humans are tiny, Kobolds are tall, Elves are stocky, Dwarves are slender?)
Post by: Scootagoose on November 16, 2012, 09:03:01 pm
WWUD if elvish religion was the true one?
Post by: pisskop on November 16, 2012, 09:12:47 pm
WWUD if telekinesis?
Post by: wer6 on November 16, 2012, 10:15:43 pm
wwud if he was crushed by a experimental elven ODST: a special ODST designed to use creatures to brake their fall: a kitten or their target for example: if they hit the ground they simply turn into red paint.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on November 16, 2012, 10:48:57 pm
What Would Urist McCheesemaker Do if Sheogorath was the leader of the fort?
Post by: Cassandra on November 16, 2012, 10:53:07 pm
WWUD if she was a fisherwoman in an embark with no water?
Post by: Scootagoose on November 16, 2012, 11:02:50 pm
WWUD If he were instituted in a university?
Post by: wer6 on November 17, 2012, 08:18:54 am
wwud if he found adamantine.
Post by: werty892 on November 17, 2012, 08:24:33 am
"You have discovered a eeerie caveren. The air above the dark stone flooor is alive with votrises ofpurple light and dark, boiling clouds. seemingly bottomless glowing pits mark the surface..."
"Horrifying screams come from the darkness below!"
Urist has been struck down
WWUD if he met a grue?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 17, 2012, 10:01:53 am
WWUD if his feet were cold?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 17, 2012, 10:05:12 am
WWUD if he burned his feet off?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 17, 2012, 11:22:24 am
What would Urist do with psychic powers that didn't work on elves or magma?
Post by: adasdad on November 17, 2012, 12:14:05 pm
WWUD if he thought he was an elf?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 17, 2012, 12:14:57 pm
WWUD if he was an elephant.
Post by: pisskop on November 17, 2012, 12:35:56 pm
WWU sing about if it was the firat dwarven bard in DF?
Post by: Audioworm333 on November 17, 2012, 12:38:29 pm
What would Urist do if he got his hands on some artifact shades?
Post by: IronTomato on November 17, 2012, 05:43:10 pm
Urist: Looks like we need to use... (Puts shades on) the atom smasher.
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WWUD when he remembered that the atom smasher in the entrance had been removed?
Post by: jaxy15 on November 17, 2012, 05:49:48 pm
At least, until the goblins attacked and he was horribly murdered along with everyone else in the cramped little hellhole of a burrow he was sent to.
WWUD if he could turn into a wereskunk at will, and the full moon did nothing?
Post by: Scootagoose on November 17, 2012, 10:35:05 pm
WWUD if he were taken prisoner by elves?
Post by: wer6 on November 17, 2012, 10:36:54 pm
wwud If she was stolen by a kobold.
Post by: Just Some Guy on November 17, 2012, 11:03:47 pm
WWUD if the industrial revolution rendered his profession obsolete?
Post by: Detahramet on November 18, 2012, 02:46:05 pm
What Would Urist (male) Do if dwarves reproduced like seahorses?
Post by: Scootagoose on November 18, 2012, 03:10:51 pm
WWUD if found out he was in a video game?
Post by: Errant Gamer on November 18, 2012, 03:25:40 pm
WWUD if his pet peahen was mercilessly killed by goblin invaders?
Post by: Monk321654 on November 18, 2012, 05:16:36 pm
WWUD if suddenly she was made of rubber?
Post by: Scootagoose on November 18, 2012, 05:50:40 pm
WWUD if he were given a mount?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 18, 2012, 10:32:52 pm
WWUD if the gods were angry with him for misusing their divinely-gifted powers?
Post by: Cassandra on November 18, 2012, 10:45:16 pm
WWUD if in a world where magic was very common?
Post by: Corai on November 18, 2012, 10:49:48 pm
WWUD if necromancers everywhere aaaaahhhhh?
Post by: Cassandra on November 18, 2012, 10:54:02 pm
WWUD if cheese, everywhere, everytime?
Post by: Scootagoose on November 18, 2012, 10:58:58 pm
WWUD if he were forced to eat cheese for the rest of his life?
Post by: adasdad on November 19, 2012, 09:30:50 am
WWUD is he was forced to eat AMERICAN cheese the rest of his life?
Post by: birdy51 on November 19, 2012, 10:45:56 am
WWUD do if Hobbits were found in the world of Dwarf Fortress?
Post by: pisskop on November 19, 2012, 10:54:31 am
WWUD if nobody did any science, ever?
Post by: Corai on November 19, 2012, 05:33:23 pm
WWUD if utopia?
Post by: Cassandra on November 19, 2012, 06:28:54 pm
WWUD if candy rain?
Post by: IronTomato on November 19, 2012, 07:50:51 pm
Urist McDwarf has become dwarfier!
WWUD If a baby in a basket appeared on his doorstep?
Post by: Cassandra on November 19, 2012, 08:29:45 pm
What would Urist McLasher do with a silver whip and a field full of goblins?
Post by: hops on November 19, 2012, 09:36:50 pm
WWUD if he was in the Dark Tower series?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 24, 2012, 09:56:12 pm
WWUD if a cult dedicated to the worship of undead flying carp gained popularity in his fort?
Post by: pisskop on November 24, 2012, 10:06:53 pm
(Where is said carp-buffing mod?)
WWUD if miscellaneous or thrown weapons became issuable to military squads?
Post by: misko27 on November 24, 2012, 10:18:54 pm
What would Urist do if there was nothign to do?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 24, 2012, 10:20:57 pm
ninja's, damnit!
No Job until there's work to do, then On Break
WWUD if suddenly, Ice age, and the magma sea had cooled?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 25, 2012, 12:43:33 am
What would Urist use to build a magma sea?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 25, 2012, 12:45:14 am
What would Urist do if deprived of sleep?
Post by: highzealot on November 25, 2012, 12:46:58 am
What would Urist do if he was about to fall asleep in front of a goblin army?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 25, 2012, 04:14:17 am
WWUD if the elves unleashed 20 booze guzzling bears in the booze stockpile?
Post by: Corai on November 25, 2012, 04:22:15 am
Do so and save the entire fort by turning into a punching bag for 5 months.
WWUD if the elves unleashed 20 booze guzzling bears in the booze stockpile?
MMMMMM, bear meat roasts.
WWUD if gangster?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 25, 2012, 01:08:33 pm
WWUD if distinguished classy gentleman?
Post by: TheZoomZoll on November 25, 2012, 03:20:14 pm
What would Urist do in a plane?
Post by: IronTomato on November 25, 2012, 03:31:53 pm
"Ma'am, sorry to bother you, but I ordered a beer 10 minutes ago and it's still not here."
"I'm sorry, sir, but we already told you that we don't allow alcohol on this plane."
"What!? What kind of a monster are ya?"
Urist roundhouse kicks the fight attendant in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The flight attendant has been struck down.
WWUD If he had a TV?
Post by: pisskop on November 25, 2012, 03:41:50 pm
WWUD if DF became a slapstick comedy?
Post by: Phlum on November 25, 2012, 06:57:55 pm
WWUD if the armok was a kindly god?
Post by: Detahramet on November 25, 2012, 08:43:04 pm
WWUD if DF became a slapstick comedy?
Wait you mean it isn't?
WWUD if the armok was a kindly god?Instead of dying horrible and unspeakable death, he would die a horrible, but not so horrible that it can't be spoke of death.
Post by: highzealot on November 26, 2012, 12:17:41 am
Post by: Eric Blank on November 26, 2012, 03:43:18 am
WWUD if he was actually forced to go do his job?
Post by: TheZoomZoll on November 26, 2012, 08:28:08 am
What would Urist do if a snakeman sucked all of his blood out?
Post by: Scootagoose on November 26, 2012, 04:47:57 pm
WWUD if he were given disability benefits?
Post by: pisskop on November 26, 2012, 05:51:45 pm
WWUD If locked in a laboratory?
Post by: Detahramet on November 26, 2012, 10:24:10 pm
WWUD if she was Armok for a day
Post by: highzealot on November 27, 2012, 04:39:01 pm
WWUD if Khorne tried to convert him/her?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 27, 2012, 08:23:08 pm
WWUD if suddenly everyone broke out in song? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowdSong)
Post by: Monk321654 on November 27, 2012, 10:03:56 pm
WWUD if Toady One the Great gave her an autograph?
Post by: Humaan on November 27, 2012, 10:17:10 pm
WWUD if a Dragon swept in, cornered poor Urist... and then tried to sell him fish?
Post by: Detahramet on November 28, 2012, 12:10:49 am
WWUD if Cats were NOT Furiously Fornicating Feline Foes?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 28, 2012, 12:32:40 am
WWUD if trees were suddenly enormous and spontaneously grew in width every once in a while, smashing right through his walls?
Post by: Cassandra on November 28, 2012, 12:37:55 am
WWUD if a tree fell in the forest, but no one but her was there to hear it, and she's deaf?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 28, 2012, 12:40:45 am
WWUD if she was bitten by a were-zebra?
Post by: Cassandra on November 28, 2012, 12:45:16 am
WWUD if she could swim?
Post by: Detahramet on November 28, 2012, 10:47:45 am
WWUD if he was a Furiously Fornicating Feline Foe?
Post by: hops on November 28, 2012, 02:01:15 pm
WWUD if he lived in a RAW-duplicated world.
Post by: Cassandra on November 28, 2012, 02:07:53 pm
WWUD if losing wasn't fun?
Post by: pisskop on November 28, 2012, 02:16:25 pm
WWUD if he was named a god of the humans?
Post by: Scootagoose on November 28, 2012, 03:27:56 pm
WWUD if he migrated to a forest retreat?
Post by: Monk321654 on November 28, 2012, 05:31:10 pm
WWUD if suddenly dwarves and elves switched places?
Post by: pisskop on November 28, 2012, 05:44:55 pm
[This is a well-crafted burning man. It is made of featherwood, Acacia wood, and forest spirit. It meances with spikes of elf bone, and is encircled with rings of highwood. On it is an image of dwarves and elves. The elves are terrified. The elves are worshipping the dwarves. The dwarves are bored. The dwarves are burning hippiewood.]
WWUD if dug material didn't evaporate into neat lumps of building material?
Post by: Monk321654 on November 28, 2012, 05:55:56 pm
Naturally, the Player goes insane.
WWUD if she saw a rapidly falling German fat man wearing a yellow cap and (British) Football uniform (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZM_kxJB12k&feature=relmfu) land on a battlefield?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 28, 2012, 08:31:36 pm
What would Urist do to a goomba?
Post by: wer6 on November 29, 2012, 03:28:02 pm
Wwud with the soul of her wife? That is kept in a jar?
Post by: Scootagoose on November 29, 2012, 05:05:44 pm
WWUD if people forced him to pick up after himself?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 29, 2012, 05:16:46 pm
WWUD if there were carp in the booze barrels?
Post by: Monk321654 on November 29, 2012, 05:49:48 pm
WWUD if Giants were bigger than dwarves (As in multi-tile bigger, rather than just mass bigger.)
Post by: adasdad on November 29, 2012, 05:51:19 pm
ninja'd
go shadow of the colossus on dem giant's collective rears.
WWUD if he had seventeen arms, but only one had fingers?
Post by: Scootagoose on November 29, 2012, 06:29:47 pm
wwud if he was give a choice on what he could ride as a mount?
Post by: pisskop on November 29, 2012, 06:38:19 pm
D
ADS
SDs
D
D is dwarfflesh
A is axe
S is shield
s is spear
WWUD if such a beast came to slaughter his hold?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 29, 2012, 08:04:00 pm
WWUD if suddenly a horde of haunting fog horse husks swarmed toward the fort?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 29, 2012, 11:27:08 pm
What would Urist do if this was also a reanimating biome?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 30, 2012, 03:31:02 am
WWUD if he found mortal flesh tasted pretty nasty?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 30, 2012, 06:38:06 am
WWUD if he was handed a featherwood training hammer and told to fight off the goblin siege on his own?
Post by: adasdad on November 30, 2012, 08:12:50 am
WWUD if he was transported to another roguelike?
Post by: pisskop on November 30, 2012, 11:07:35 am
WWUD if transported to the Sims?
Post by: Cassandra on November 30, 2012, 12:20:41 pm
WWUD if transported to Spacestation 13?
Post by: jaxy15 on November 30, 2012, 02:08:40 pm
Urist has been struck down.
WWUD if he found a crossbow with a single iron bolt, with a note that said "End it"?
Post by: TheZoomZoll on November 30, 2012, 02:41:40 pm
What would Urist McPeasant do if he got scratched by a kitty on his hand?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 30, 2012, 02:43:03 pm
WWUD if he lost a fist fight with a cat?
Post by: pisskop on November 30, 2012, 02:46:09 pm
WWUD if he found the goose who laid golden eggs?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 30, 2012, 02:49:58 pm
WWUD if his precious goose died giving birth to an axe?
Post by: adasdad on November 30, 2012, 04:38:00 pm
WWUD if AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Eric Blank on November 30, 2012, 05:21:56 pm
WWUD if the overseer took away all his nice trinkets?
Post by: wer6 on November 30, 2012, 08:40:00 pm
Wwud if he was teleported into startrek?
Post by: Detahramet on December 01, 2012, 12:17:24 am
WWUD if he had to sing "The Impression That I Get" which was written by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0)
Post by: Cassandra on December 01, 2012, 12:35:55 am
WWUD if suddenly, BORG?
Post by: IronTomato on December 01, 2012, 01:49:12 pm
WWUD If MORTAL KOMBAT!
Post by: Cassandra on December 01, 2012, 06:19:52 pm
FATALITY!
WWUD if crossbreeding was enabled, and she was forced to marry a dragon?
Post by: Detahramet on December 01, 2012, 08:35:58 pm
WWUD if he was born a dragonborn (again, DND, not Skryim)?
Post by: wer6 on December 01, 2012, 10:07:57 pm
Wwud if he in elf... danced... better then she did...and her dress is better then hers... (chouldnt think of anything better so I thought a thought that was silly.))
Post by: Scootagoose on December 02, 2012, 12:42:22 am
wwud if he were given the power to enchant weaponry?
Post by: Corai on December 02, 2012, 01:01:50 am
WWUD if one of those weapons struck the earth?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 02, 2012, 02:00:40 am
wwud if he had a dream of the dwarfpocaylpse?
Post by: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 02:03:23 am
WWUD if kittens had lasers?
Post by: IronTomato on December 02, 2012, 03:39:22 pm
Urist has been estatic today. He had a very wet dream last night.YesYesYesYesYesYes
WWUD if kittens had frickin lasers?Give them war training. If you meant laser lights, hang them from the ceiling during parties.
WWUD If he could do whatever a spider can?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2012, 04:15:08 pm
What will Spidurist do when that pathfinding issue gets fixed?
Post by: charred_gp on December 02, 2012, 06:00:21 pm
WWUD if SpiderUrist could shoot booze instead of webs?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 02, 2012, 06:14:06 pm
wwud if he were allergic to alcohol?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 02, 2012, 08:23:14 pm
WWUD if his best friend was secretly an elven spy?
Post by: Monk321654 on December 02, 2012, 09:38:00 pm
WWUD if demons tried to sell her insurance?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 02, 2012, 11:00:42 pm
WWUD if said demon came to them as a "god"?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 03, 2012, 12:41:45 am
WWUD if she lived as a hermit?
Post by: ThurisLord on December 03, 2012, 05:17:34 am
WWUD with 20 forgotten beast bone amulets
Post by: Eric Blank on December 03, 2012, 01:34:30 pm
WWUD if a ghost ripped her leg off while she was living as a vampire necromancer hermit outside a fort?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 03, 2012, 11:45:09 pm
WWUD if she could train her newly reanimated leg?
Post by: adasdad on December 04, 2012, 08:05:26 am
WWUD if he was a wizard, Urist
Post by: Scootagoose on December 04, 2012, 05:27:02 pm
WWUD if he decided to teach the entire fort the secrets of life and death?
Post by: pisskop on December 04, 2012, 05:33:01 pm
WWUD if the goblins found proof that they were right to kidnap childrens?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 04, 2012, 06:17:58 pm
WWUD if the goblins kidnapped him instead of his child?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 04, 2012, 06:39:35 pm
WWUD if he kidnapped the goblins that tried to kidnap him, instead of, y'know, brutally beating them to death with cloth?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 05, 2012, 12:20:17 am
WWUD if the computer he was running on was stuttering and freezing and crashing constantly?
Post by: Damiac on December 05, 2012, 09:16:11 am
WWUD if he corrupted the save file, yet still existed?
Post by: Cassandra on December 05, 2012, 01:26:53 pm
WWUD if space travel was possible?
Post by: Damiac on December 05, 2012, 01:47:26 pm
WWUD if he was able to travel to outer space.
Post by: pisskop on December 05, 2012, 02:46:03 pm
Challenge Armok to a battle, spirit bomb universe biatom at Armok.
Watch Armok laugh as it bounces off harmlessly, and then become the material of the universe as Armok skins him.
WWUD if cIV-DF mod?
Post by: Damiac on December 05, 2012, 03:39:08 pm
WWUD if he was a gangsta rapper, and Eminem just called him out?
Post by: Detahramet on December 05, 2012, 04:19:56 pm
WWUD If he had to choose between life without alchohal for all dwarves except him or life without alchohal for him only?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 05, 2012, 04:42:28 pm
WWUD if alchohol was discovered to be extremely toxic, yet taste almost exactly like alcohol for 98% of the population?
Post by: Just Some Guy on December 05, 2012, 04:46:10 pm
WWUD with an Uzi?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 05, 2012, 04:47:21 pm
WWUD if Corai stole his Uzi, and is now rampaging through the fortress, dual-wielding tiny Israeli SMGs?
Post by: pisskop on December 05, 2012, 04:48:57 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD with a time machine?
Post by: Detahramet on December 05, 2012, 05:15:42 pm
WWUD If he had to choose between life without alcohol for all dwarves except him or life without alcohol for him only?
Post by: Metruption on December 05, 2012, 10:08:47 pm
WWUD if he was ambushed by a pack of wolves?
Post by: weenog on December 05, 2012, 10:41:22 pm
WWUD if he was in a bar and it was about to close?
Post by: Detahramet on December 06, 2012, 12:58:55 am
What would Urist right as the lyrics to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9fddSLyf9Y&list=HL1354773444 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9fddSLyf9Y&list=HL1354773444) assuming she could actually write and read?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 06, 2012, 03:38:17 pm
WWUD if he were the last dwarf alive?
Post by: Urist McLaptop on December 06, 2012, 04:13:36 pm
WWUD if he severed his wife's arm accidently in sparring?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 06, 2012, 05:18:25 pm
WWUD if her husband was butchering her during sparring?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 06, 2012, 05:21:45 pm
WWUD if his pet was on fire?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on December 06, 2012, 05:27:00 pm
WUDD if he could travel through time?
Post by: Urist McLaptop on December 06, 2012, 06:28:45 pm
WWUD if he was sprayed with lava mist
Post by: IronTomato on December 06, 2012, 07:43:10 pm
WWUD If he had an airstrike?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 06, 2012, 07:52:14 pm
Become imbued with its power.
WWUD If he had an airstrike?
Waste it trying to hit a raccoon...and missing.
WWUD with the TARDIS and full adamantine armor?
Post by: Montopolis on December 06, 2012, 08:01:43 pm
WWUD if captured by a dragon?
Post by: pisskop on December 06, 2012, 08:03:35 pm
WWUD if she was the one-armed bandit?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 07, 2012, 12:18:52 am
WWUD if the pumps really broke down and the fort was being sucked clean of air?
Post by: Detahramet on December 07, 2012, 08:36:51 am
WWUD if Alf came to his fort, which just so happened to have a F.F.F.F. (cat) Infestation?
Post by: Urist McLaptop on December 07, 2012, 10:56:29 am
WWUD if his dog killed his wife
Post by: Urist McRas on December 07, 2012, 04:59:54 pm
WWUD if he was ordered to engrave walls, but there were absolutely no events in the world?
Post by: IronTomato on December 07, 2012, 05:19:12 pm
WWUD If he had an AK47, and 900 !!bullets!!?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 07, 2012, 07:06:56 pm
WWUD if he had explosive bullets for his AK47?
Post by: IronTomato on December 07, 2012, 07:42:39 pm
WWUD If he had regular bullets for his AK47?
Post by: hops on December 07, 2012, 07:59:40 pm
WWUD if he was in DF 1
Post by: Eric Blank on December 07, 2012, 08:14:26 pm
WWUD if Toady put him in charge of his own development?
Post by: hops on December 07, 2012, 08:22:56 pm
WWUD if he has a syndrome blood that turn everything into clowns.
Post by: Montopolis on December 07, 2012, 10:35:58 pm
WWUD if he was captured by a clown?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 07, 2012, 11:16:59 pm
WWUD if he had the power to mod his own game?
Post by: Corai on December 08, 2012, 12:01:41 am
FUCKING
THING
IS
BOOZE!
WWUD if he became the only sane dwarf, and everyone would listen to him? And he didn't want a drink?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 08, 2012, 04:20:03 am
WWUD if the local vampire was also his lover?
Post by: Urist McRas on December 08, 2012, 07:07:11 am
WWUD if he was Russian?
Post by: Urist McLaptop on December 08, 2012, 10:37:33 am
WWUD if he was a dictator
Post by: pisskop on December 08, 2012, 11:22:29 am
Violators will find themselfs posed and encased in obsidian for statues.
WWUD if Aenenu was colonized by Spanish conquistidors?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 08, 2012, 01:46:05 pm
WWUD if he had the power to spit booze?
Post by: IronTomato on December 08, 2012, 02:44:01 pm
WWUD If he had the power to spit !!booze!!?
Post by: Urist McLaptop on December 08, 2012, 02:46:18 pm
WWUD if he could create either an artifact candy axe.....or a shoe
Post by: IronTomato on December 08, 2012, 02:47:57 pm
WWUD If he had no sock to go with the shoe?
Post by: Urist McLaptop on December 08, 2012, 03:33:33 pm
WWUD during a goblin invasion
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 08, 2012, 03:48:56 pm
WWUD if the lever did nothing?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on December 08, 2012, 04:09:35 pm
WUDD if he pulled the "Operation fuck the world" lever?
Post by: Urist McLaptop on December 08, 2012, 04:11:56 pm
WWUD if THAT lever didn't work either
Post by: Urist McRas on December 08, 2012, 06:16:38 pm
WWUD if he succeed?
Post by: pisskop on December 08, 2012, 06:32:22 pm
WWUD if he won, but he croc bit off his hand.
Post by: Urist McLaptop on December 08, 2012, 06:35:59 pm
WWUD if he turned into a vampire
Post by: Scootagoose on December 08, 2012, 08:02:17 pm
WWUD if there was use for the barrels full of blood?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 08, 2012, 08:11:33 pm
WWUD if the entire fortresswas cast from the blood of dead goblins?
Post by: Urist McLaptop on December 08, 2012, 08:15:55 pm
WWUD if he was possessed
Post by: Scootagoose on December 08, 2012, 08:19:40 pm
WWUD if he could actually make useful artifacts?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 08, 2012, 08:25:56 pm
WWUD if he made an artifact out of his beard, and what would the artifact be?
Post by: Corai on December 08, 2012, 09:14:59 pm
WWUD if the artifact beard was stolen?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 08, 2012, 09:50:17 pm
WWUD if he could actually invade the kobold camp that thief came from?
Post by: hops on December 08, 2012, 10:53:05 pm
WWUD if he turned into a goblin.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 08, 2012, 11:42:52 pm
WWUD if he realized he had more in common with goblins than elves?
Post by: Montopolis on December 09, 2012, 12:31:47 am
WWUD if he was drowning in an ocean of booze?
Post by: Urist McRas on December 09, 2012, 12:43:54 am
WWUD if he was allergic to the booze?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 09, 2012, 01:59:40 am
WWUD if he were given a million dwarfbucks
Post by: Eric Blank on December 09, 2012, 02:05:04 am
WWUD if some jackass bought up all the socks?
Post by: Corai on December 09, 2012, 02:08:56 am
WWUD if he was a plantation owner?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 09, 2012, 02:24:40 am
WWUD if he had infinite socks?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 09, 2012, 02:44:16 am
WWUD if quantum stockpiling didn't work for socks?
Post by: Cassandra on December 09, 2012, 02:48:00 am
WWUD if her best friend was eaten by a cave dragon, right infront of her?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 09, 2012, 02:54:42 am
WWUD if an army of ducks was invading the fortress from the nest box room?
Post by: Bartholomew The Pious on December 09, 2012, 03:03:47 am
Get eaten by the cave dragon. Be ecstatic throughout the ordeal all because she enjoyed a lovely waterfall and saw a totally rad chair.Scatter the foul fowl insurgency, individually pen/pasture them to their new "collar" room, and spare no duck nor duckling (women or children) in the process of turning them into skulls for said fortress's totem industry.
WWUD if an army of ducks was invading the fortress from the nest box room?
Edit: Sorry, forgot one, was typing in blind abandon there.
WWUD if he was to pull the lever to a room with a bridge that slams on top of his favorite pair of "obsidian coffers" containing non-fort made socks?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 09, 2012, 03:04:24 am
WWUD if he were set on fire?
Post by: Bartholomew The Pious on December 09, 2012, 03:11:37 am
Since there was no question.Instead of geronimo-ing into a 3/7 channel of water a tile away from Urist, he runs up the rough adamntine stairs away from the Spirits of Fire.
WWUD if he were set on fire?
Forgive me for the last post,
WWUD as a fresh new dwarfling, if he had to decide on making either copper high boots or copper rings according to his preferences?
Post by: hops on December 09, 2012, 07:55:19 am
WWUD if Dwarf Fortress was a MUD where all overseers coexist
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 09, 2012, 09:21:16 am
WWUD if Dwarf Fortress had quick time events added to it?
Post by: endoric on December 09, 2012, 10:18:01 am
WWUD if he knew what quick time was?
Post by: Just Some Guy on December 09, 2012, 12:25:39 pm
WWUD if he found out about this thread?
Post by: pisskop on December 09, 2012, 12:39:42 pm
WWUD if we reached a tenative truce by offering one marvel to dwarves?
Post by: Urist McLaptop on December 09, 2012, 07:16:31 pm
WWUD if the fortress was invaded with aliens
Post by: Montopolis on December 09, 2012, 07:29:51 pm
WWUD if the aliens took the booze?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 09, 2012, 07:32:00 pm
WWUD if walls were destructible?
Post by: IronTomato on December 09, 2012, 07:50:45 pm
WWUD If molotov cocktails?
Post by: Monk321654 on December 09, 2012, 09:07:28 pm
The goblins get pelted with hundreds of glass fragments, and Urist gets her stomach set on fire.
WWUD if suddenly steam powered robot merchants?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 09, 2012, 09:09:13 pm
WWUD if elves could control animals with their mind?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 09, 2012, 11:25:24 pm
WWUD if he could brew hatred into booze?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 09, 2012, 11:27:22 pm
WWUD if booze degenerated into hatred?
Post by: Cassandra on December 09, 2012, 11:28:18 pm
WWUD if molotov kittens?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 10, 2012, 06:16:54 am
WWUD if thermonuclear kittens?
Post by: Urist McRas on December 10, 2012, 01:49:48 pm
WWUD if he was a wereelf?
Post by: pisskop on December 10, 2012, 02:54:10 pm
WWUD if he was a weredwarf?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 10, 2012, 03:16:10 pm
WWUD if he drank up all the booze while on break?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 10, 2012, 06:41:11 pm
WWUD if suddenly giant zombie hedgehog?
Post by: Urist McLaptop on December 11, 2012, 04:21:47 pm
WWUD in a room full pf carp
Post by: Lagslayer on December 11, 2012, 04:48:20 pm
WWUD if terminators were sent back in time to kill him?
Post by: Montopolis on December 11, 2012, 09:32:23 pm
WWUD if he was stuck between a clown and Cacame?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 11, 2012, 10:16:39 pm
WWUD if Musicality suddenly became important?
Post by: Montopolis on December 11, 2012, 10:22:25 pm
WWUD if he survived a vampire draining?
Post by: Detahramet on December 11, 2012, 11:18:02 pm
WWUD if all dwarves became Furiously Fornicating Feline Fighters?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 12, 2012, 12:12:59 am
WWUD if a cat was attached to his socks?
Post by: Detahramet on December 12, 2012, 12:46:29 am
WWUD if his name was Petter Ian Staker
Post by: Cassandra on December 12, 2012, 12:48:30 am
WWUD if zergling rush?
Post by: Detahramet on December 12, 2012, 12:55:10 am
WWUD if he could give a Flying Furious-Ultralisk-Cat-Knight to the Regent?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 12, 2012, 02:10:59 am
WWUD if suddenly mayor?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 12, 2012, 04:12:53 am
WWUD if goblin siege and no levers?
Post by: pisskop on December 12, 2012, 10:02:18 am
WWUD if beards grew tired of their parasitic counterparts?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 12, 2012, 05:26:11 pm
WWUD if her beard decided to take over the world?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 15, 2012, 03:32:55 pm
WWUD if he could swim in the ocean?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 15, 2012, 09:23:36 pm
WWUD if a zombie whale smashed his friends?
Post by: Jellycat12 on December 15, 2012, 09:25:42 pm
WWUD with a toaster?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 15, 2012, 09:43:08 pm
WWUD once he realized he had no idea how to make the toaster toast the kobold?
Post by: Jellycat12 on December 15, 2012, 09:44:30 pm
WWUD with the TARDIS?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 15, 2012, 09:49:46 pm
WWUD with mind control powers?
Post by: wer6 on December 16, 2012, 05:41:03 pm
Probelm?
WWUD with a uranium pickaxe?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 16, 2012, 09:57:03 pm
WWUD if he actually cared about his items?
Post by: Detahramet on December 16, 2012, 10:36:17 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on December 17, 2012, 12:31:36 am
WWUD if dying horribly was impossible, and he instead had to die in a boring fashion?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 17, 2012, 12:59:09 am
WWUD if his queen consort was a vampire necromancer?
Post by: hops on December 17, 2012, 10:11:48 pm
WWUD if he was a penguin.
Post by: Jellycat12 on December 17, 2012, 10:22:41 pm
WWUD if he was a seal.
Post by: Montopolis on December 17, 2012, 10:35:49 pm
WWUD if he was an overseer?
Post by: hops on December 17, 2012, 11:01:54 pm
WWUD if he found out the world is a giant hammer with adamantine handle.
(I think DF world is flat)
Post by: Eric Blank on December 18, 2012, 12:23:44 am
WWUD if the forces of elfiness were all wiped out and he had nothing left to do?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 18, 2012, 01:25:47 am
WWUD with his own theme song?
Post by: pisskop on December 18, 2012, 09:13:32 am
WWUD if she made her own theme while still in her one dwarf fort?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 18, 2012, 02:53:37 pm
WWUD if suddenly BARD COMPETITION?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 18, 2012, 03:52:19 pm
WWUD if he actually had musical talent?
Post by: pisskop on December 18, 2012, 03:59:15 pm
PUMP, PUMP, PUMP, SPAR, SPAR, SPAR, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, BLARG - A DEATH IN FIRE
WWUD if given a choice of professions (as in the overseer was not a dictator but like a prime minister).
Post by: Eric Blank on December 18, 2012, 04:54:32 pm
WWUD if shortage of skilled metalsmiths?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 18, 2012, 04:58:42 pm
WWUD if he didn't have goblin neighbors or any metal?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 18, 2012, 06:24:38 pm
WWUD if he pulled the wrong lever?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 18, 2012, 06:44:16 pm
WWUD if the goblins sailed in across the dwarves' lake of magma in an iron boat?
Post by: Monk321654 on December 19, 2012, 12:25:20 pm
WWUD if the boat didn't melt the skin off their feet?
Post by: CaptainLambcake on December 20, 2012, 09:56:39 pm
what would urist do if if urist had 1 year to live?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 20, 2012, 10:21:28 pm
WWUD if Borg invasion?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 20, 2012, 11:41:48 pm
WWUD if xenomorph (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_%28creature_in_Alien_franchise%29) invasion?
Post by: hops on December 21, 2012, 03:55:35 am
WWUD if he was the Captain in Space Station 13.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 21, 2012, 12:10:12 pm
WWUD if some jerk crashed a space station into his planet?
Post by: pisskop on December 21, 2012, 02:38:34 pm
The spinning space station strikes Urist in the left eye, but the attack glances away!
Urist McBandit: I am Urist Mcbandit! Prepare to Die!
WWUD if he could ride captured elves into battle?
Post by: Scoops Novel on December 21, 2012, 04:06:21 pm
Post by: IronTomato on December 21, 2012, 05:12:14 pm
WWUD If he had to take the fortress and push it somewhere else?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 21, 2012, 07:40:12 pm
WWUD if !!SCIENCE!!?
Post by: wer6 on December 21, 2012, 11:15:06 pm
wwud...if he chould dodge
Post by: Corai on December 21, 2012, 11:16:01 pm
WWUD if he was ToadyOne's father?
Post by: wer6 on December 22, 2012, 03:17:06 pm
Post by: IronTomato on December 22, 2012, 03:53:56 pm
WWUD If Saints Row 3?
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on December 22, 2012, 06:30:19 pm
WWUD if Urist heard Dubstep?
Post by: IronTomato on December 22, 2012, 06:59:56 pm
Urist, peasant, has been enlightened.
WWUD If he got a hernia from hailing platinum boulders?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 22, 2012, 07:04:40 pm
Go to the hospital and get diagnosed with rotting lungs by the local doctors. Spoiler alert: It ends badly for Urist.
WWUD if he was challenged to a magma-shot drinking contest in the local dwarven frat house?
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on December 22, 2012, 07:18:02 pm
WWUD if he lost a sock while doing his laundry?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 22, 2012, 08:47:52 pm
WWUD if he was a metal bender?
Post by: Caprealis on December 22, 2012, 09:11:06 pm
What would Urist do in the sequel?.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 22, 2012, 09:14:26 pm
WWUD if he was appointed to oversee the construction of a bridge?
Post by: Corai on December 22, 2012, 09:41:52 pm
...... Then fall asleep on it when it gets retracted with a goblin army underneath it.
WWUD if childrens' TV show?
Post by: IronTomato on December 23, 2012, 09:07:01 am
WWUD If he WAS the host?
Post by: hops on December 23, 2012, 09:52:37 am
WWUD if ~SCIENCE~
Post by: Detahramet on December 23, 2012, 09:38:12 pm
WWUD if he had three disappointing options to choose from. Those option are:
1. Destroy all alcohol and elves and die horribly
2. Control all alcohol and elves and die horribly
3. Merge all alcohol with elves and die of alcohol withdrawal because dwarves refuse to butcher sentients
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 23, 2012, 09:45:53 pm
WWUD if he saw an abandoned sock lying on a minecart track?
Post by: Detahramet on December 23, 2012, 11:17:17 pm
WWUD if he was Commander Shepherd? I mean aside from bang aliens and state which shops are his favorite in the mountain home. And dying a disappointing death at the end of an otherwise enjoyable franchise (yes I'm still bitter, bite me).
Post by: Eric Blank on December 24, 2012, 01:34:23 am
WWUD if the end was not yet to come?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 24, 2012, 11:40:38 am
WWUD with a barrel inside a wheelbarrow inside a barrel inside a minecart?
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on December 24, 2012, 08:06:11 pm
WWUD if he embarked on Santa's lair?
Post by: Corai on December 24, 2012, 08:13:37 pm
WWUD if -WHAT WOULD URIST DO.EXE HAS CRASHED-
Post by: Scootagoose on December 24, 2012, 08:46:02 pm
WWUD if he actually decided to not yell about canceling his work?
Post by: hops on December 24, 2012, 09:02:56 pm
Post by: Detahramet on December 24, 2012, 10:05:50 pm
Post by: Scootagoose on December 24, 2012, 10:08:06 pm
WWUD if he had an armed escort on his way out?
Post by: Corai on December 24, 2012, 10:13:53 pm
WWUD if he had the choice of joining the gang or death?
Post by: Damiac on December 24, 2012, 10:50:05 pm
WWUD if he beat the bandits, but lost his legs and arms in the battle?
Post by: Scootagoose on December 24, 2012, 10:59:44 pm
WWUD if his crippled self made the journey?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 24, 2012, 11:42:07 pm
What would
Post by: icosahedron on December 25, 2012, 07:45:56 am
What would
Post by: Eric Blank on December 25, 2012, 01:59:07 pm
WWUD if he couldn't possess his zombified corpse?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 25, 2012, 03:13:53 pm
What would the zombified corpse of Urist "Stubby" McUrist do?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 25, 2012, 05:00:18 pm
WWUD if his zombie corpse was destroyed, but not his vengeful ghost?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 25, 2012, 06:03:46 pm
WWUD if he died, was resurrected, but his soul was somehow split and his ghostly counterpart came back to haunt him?
Post by: Jellycat12 on December 25, 2012, 06:06:56 pm
WWUD if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Post by: Detahramet on December 25, 2012, 06:13:52 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on December 25, 2012, 06:33:16 pm
WWUD if he'd found a syndrome, contractable through any form of contact, that only manifested in avians?
Post by: icosahedron on December 25, 2012, 07:33:22 pm
WWUD if he did found a rubik's cube.
Post by: Lagslayer on December 26, 2012, 12:40:31 am
WWUD if he liked slade boats?
Post by: Corai on December 26, 2012, 12:41:58 am
WWUD if he had a boulder of slade?
Post by: IronyOwl on December 26, 2012, 03:04:43 am
WWUD if he had a choice between which mood to go into?
Post by: icosahedron on December 26, 2012, 03:45:10 am
WWUD if he find that his spouse is a vampire?
Post by: hops on December 26, 2012, 03:59:16 am
WWUD if he was a goomba.
Post by: Just Some Guy on December 26, 2012, 10:02:25 am
Urist McGoomba has been struck down.
WWUD if the Dwarven revolution happened? (liberté, égalité, alcool!)
Post by: jaxy15 on December 26, 2012, 12:17:47 pm
WWUD if a gate to Oblivion opened?
Post by: Damiac on December 26, 2012, 12:38:10 pm
WWUD if FUS-RO-DAH!
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 26, 2012, 12:49:49 pm
WWUD if he was a Dwemer Neravine?
Post by: Damiac on December 26, 2012, 02:02:38 pm
WWUD if he was the dwarven ghost of the Neravine?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 26, 2012, 06:05:51 pm
WWUD if high elves showed up and demanded he stop worshipping his gods of volcanoes and jewels like some sort of heretic pagan?
Post by: hops on December 26, 2012, 11:30:52 pm
WWUD if he was a necromorph in Dead Space.
Post by: Cheesecake on December 26, 2012, 11:32:45 pm
WWUD if he had a Bay12 forums account and found this thread?
Post by: hops on December 26, 2012, 11:33:45 pm
WWUD if he cannot be on break?
Post by: Corai on December 26, 2012, 11:35:32 pm
WWUD if Fallout Dwarf Fortress?
Post by: IronyOwl on December 27, 2012, 06:28:14 am
WWUD if he had Bloody Mess?
Post by: Bloax on December 27, 2012, 07:48:20 am
Then Urist would drag the major off to the butchery and show him how fun life is.
What would Urist do if he was about to get a hammer to the head?
Post by: Cheesecake on December 27, 2012, 09:01:41 am
"Can I have a go next?"
WWUD if he got sued for criminal negligence by serving his best friend's beloved pet cat to him undercooked!
Post by: Eric Blank on December 27, 2012, 02:08:51 pm
WWUD if he forgot what he was supposed to do?
Post by: Cheesecake on December 27, 2012, 07:08:36 pm
WWUD if he became the Overseer?
Post by: IronTomato on December 27, 2012, 08:48:51 pm
WWUD If he was an Argonian?
Post by: Bloax on December 27, 2012, 11:47:15 pm
What Would Urist Do if he saw a goblin babysnatcher?
Post by: Cheesecake on December 28, 2012, 02:20:22 am
WWUD if he were a noble?
Post by: IronyOwl on December 28, 2012, 05:07:34 am
WWUD if he could fly?
Post by: Corai on December 28, 2012, 05:26:35 am
WWUD if elf forest retreats turn out to basically be giant fucking living fortresses that even dwarves are scared of?
Post by: hops on December 28, 2012, 09:15:01 am
WWUD if he was an eldritch deity.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 28, 2012, 01:56:16 pm
WWUD if the world was dominated by a worldwide city of necromancer towers?
Post by: wer6 on December 28, 2012, 05:50:41 pm
Post by: hops on December 28, 2012, 09:22:19 pm
Post by: Corai on December 28, 2012, 09:23:43 pm
WWUD if the next update comes about and by some weird circumstances he becomes king of the dwarves?
Post by: hops on December 28, 2012, 10:07:21 pm
WWUD if he was in Russia.
Post by: Detahramet on December 28, 2012, 10:50:05 pm
Which pony would Urist say in the best, assuming he was brony (a brony being a bro that likes ponies)?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 28, 2012, 11:13:44 pm
WWUD if the ponies rebelled against their short, pudgy masters?
Post by: Detahramet on December 28, 2012, 11:23:24 pm
Post by: pisskop on December 29, 2012, 12:15:20 am
Which WU Pull if Excaliber, the original sword in the stone, was found next to an addy one?
Post by: Bloax on December 29, 2012, 12:30:30 am
And which point he would laugh to death from all the clowns, fun and the aforementioned frenzy.
What Would Urist Do if his mouth was rotten?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 29, 2012, 08:38:09 am
WWUD if he woke up with his liver missing?
Post by: Just Some Guy on December 29, 2012, 10:41:57 am
WWUD if he was a character in a Samuel Beckett play.
Post by: IronTomato on December 29, 2012, 09:09:40 pm
Scream.WWUD If Dragovich, Kravchenko and Steiner all had to die?
Post by: iceball3 on December 29, 2012, 09:40:52 pm
What would urist do if carp ore?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 29, 2012, 10:01:44 pm
WWUD if told to go smelt that carp ore?
Post by: Corai on December 29, 2012, 10:18:53 pm
WWUD if carp ore warhammers?
Post by: hops on December 29, 2012, 10:34:12 pm
WWUD if carp ore spire?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 30, 2012, 12:01:35 am
Urist has drowned
WWUD if it were possible to drown in fish?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 30, 2012, 12:32:25 am
What would the carp do if it found an ocean of dwarves?
Post by: hops on December 30, 2012, 08:38:00 am
WWUD if the questions on the next page are all carp-related.
Post by: Detahramet on December 30, 2012, 09:04:47 am
WWUD if this question did not relate to carp in any way shape or form?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 30, 2012, 09:10:27 am
WWUD if skeletal roc?
Post by: iceball3 on December 30, 2012, 11:04:15 pm
WWUD if He evolved beyond the dwarf he was the minute before. Little by little advancing further with each tile, because that's how a pickaxe works! (?)
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 31, 2012, 03:24:39 am
WWUD if he discovered the device known as a firework?
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on December 31, 2012, 04:54:01 am
WWUD if Nuclear Wessel?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 31, 2012, 05:41:17 am
WWUD if surrounded by idiots?
Post by: hops on December 31, 2012, 05:44:59 am
WWUD if he was surrounded by geniuses.
Post by: Detahramet on December 31, 2012, 04:52:28 pm
WWUD if Minors could be Miners?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 31, 2012, 05:15:35 pm
WWUD if He evolved beyond the dwarf he was the minute before. Little by little advancing further with each tile, because that's how a pickaxe works! (?)That's...that's not how evolution works...
As Urist is a miner, nothing. The children would take all his work.
WWUD if Minors could be Miners?
What would Urist do if he was a spider? Not a GCS, or even a CS, just an S?
Post by: Detahramet on December 31, 2012, 05:20:14 pm
WWUD if we was a Minor Miner, that is a Miner that mines Minors?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 31, 2012, 05:36:31 pm
Catten McMinorChild has been struck down.
Suddenly a loyalty cascade.
What would Urist the minor miner do if suddenly loyalty cascade?
Post by: Detahramet on December 31, 2012, 07:12:25 pm
What would be engraved if the engraving related to this event?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 31, 2012, 09:41:06 pm
What would Urist do if he was a disembodied head?
Post by: Detahramet on December 31, 2012, 11:20:04 pm
WWUD If this question was creative?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 01, 2013, 12:03:13 am
WWUD if this question wasn't creative?
Post by: Detahramet on January 01, 2013, 12:11:07 am
Hey Urist, what are going to do tonight?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 01, 2013, 02:08:38 am
WWUD if his family moved to the moon to build a fortress?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 01, 2013, 02:19:46 am
WWUD if Great Space Wagon (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dddm5bQeKvg)?
Post by: Detahramet on January 01, 2013, 10:37:49 am
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 01, 2013, 11:11:14 am
Post by: Scootagoose on January 01, 2013, 11:26:11 pm
WWUD if he could use dwarf science to use the sun as a weapon?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 01, 2013, 11:28:10 pm
Your settlement has crumbled to it's end.
WWUD if he was forced to endure the decay of a friend?
Post by: hops on January 01, 2013, 11:30:51 pm
WWUD if he was a barrel of ale.
Post by: Detahramet on January 02, 2013, 12:03:21 am
WWUD if the end of the world?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 02, 2013, 11:41:01 am
WWUD if aliens did it? Did EVERYTHING!?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: wer6 on January 02, 2013, 06:09:20 pm
WWUD if he was flying?
Post by: Corai on January 02, 2013, 06:22:24 pm
WWUD if he had the choice of eternal agony, or A form of torture so horrible, so cruel, so EVIL that not goblin nor even demon will even DARE to u (https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQTDIGItlZNRvSYMMbOWzf9YoWE9ahohpyBWK80jg7BVb444FNk8g)tter it or force it on others?
Post by: Jellycat12 on January 02, 2013, 06:24:28 pm
WWUD if he was a unicorn?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 02, 2013, 08:44:09 pm
WWUD if elves wanted to enslave him as a pack animal?
Post by: Phlum on January 02, 2013, 09:15:13 pm
WWUD If GLaDOS began testing him.
Post by: Eric Blank on January 02, 2013, 10:02:44 pm
WWUD if he was the most dangerous being alive?
Post by: Corai on January 02, 2013, 10:18:49 pm
WWUD if he WASN'T the most dangerous being alive?
Post by: Spinning Fly on January 02, 2013, 11:58:33 pm
WWUD if he gets atom-smashed?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 03, 2013, 01:27:36 pm
WWUD if he was the drawbridge?
Post by: Scootagoose on January 03, 2013, 03:08:13 pm
WWUD if he were a goblin invader?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 03, 2013, 11:17:42 pm
WWUD if in a high fantasy story setting?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 03, 2013, 11:41:13 pm
WWUD if his cats were drinking all the booze?
Post by: Scootagoose on January 04, 2013, 12:14:10 am
WWUD if he caused a tantrum spiral?
Post by: IronyOwl on January 04, 2013, 03:45:51 am
WWUD if a friend asked him to help murder the corrupt baron?
Post by: Detahramet on January 04, 2013, 10:05:35 am
WWUD if he knew how to read and write?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 04, 2013, 01:28:27 pm
WWUD if he was tasked with forging bronze giant axe blades, then smelt them down again, then reforge them, then smelt them down again, then forge them again, then smelt them down again, and do it over and over and over again?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 04, 2013, 01:54:41 pm
WWUD if he saw a forgotten beast made out of booze? with a syndrome causing liver failure?
Post by: Detahramet on January 04, 2013, 03:05:15 pm
WWUD if dwarves could have hangovers (not just alcohol withdrawal)?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 04, 2013, 07:01:54 pm
WWUD If he accidentally his beloved Troll Fur Sock to lava river?
Post by: Detahramet on January 04, 2013, 11:46:26 pm
WWUD if he was made of alcohol, and drinking more alcohol made him more powerful, and was incapable of being drunk?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 05, 2013, 12:22:22 am
WWUD if he ran out of things to make alcohol out of?
Post by: Detahramet on January 05, 2013, 12:56:25 am
WWUD if he could brew booze from meat?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 05, 2013, 01:32:41 pm
WWUD if elves would learn how to make wine from leaves?
Post by: Detahramet on January 05, 2013, 03:04:37 pm
WWUD if this thread was somehow derailed by means of
MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGMMMMMAAAAAA?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 05, 2013, 03:10:30 pm
WWUD if a noble would order him to make some masterwork engravings on a giant piece of stone ballancing on a single support over a gobbo army?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 05, 2013, 05:48:01 pm
WWUD if he lost an arm in a siege and the dwarf doctors claimed "We can replace it, Urist! We have the technology!"
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 05, 2013, 05:55:01 pm
WWUD after seeing a kobold thief that instead of stealing some artifact mugs has stole a barrel full of beer?
ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh, Mr. Space Cat? THIS Mr. Space Cat? Creator (or rather - one of 4 creators) of "For The Glory of The New Lunar Republic"?
Post by: Detahramet on January 05, 2013, 06:04:33 pm
WWUD if he lost an arm in a siege and the dwarf doctors claimed "We can replace it, Urist! We have the technology!""...but I my friend is hosting a party at the well! Have fun being maimed and bleeding out!"
WWUD after seeing a kobold thief that instead of stealing some artifact mugs has stole a barrel full of beer?
Blood rage!
WWUD if he met Princess Luna and Princess Celestia?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 05, 2013, 06:08:13 pm
WWUD after being used as a pincushion by gobbo archers, if he was 3 meters from hospital and 3000 meters from dining hall full of booze?
Post by: Corai on January 05, 2013, 06:24:54 pm
WWUD if the above happened?
Post by: Detahramet on January 05, 2013, 06:52:53 pm
WWUD if he was asked "deksa saw eh fi od tsiru tahw dluow"
Post by: Bot Hack on January 05, 2013, 07:03:36 pm
WWUD if Urist did nothing at all?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 05, 2013, 11:32:53 pm
WWUD with a masterwork booze, cheese, quarry bush and elephant meat roast?
Oh, and it's the last food item in the fort and everyone is chasing him.
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 06, 2013, 04:55:10 am
WWUD is there would be a single bunny standing on a 4-tile broad road leading to his workshop?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 06, 2013, 07:13:30 pm
Spoiler: offtopic stuff (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he was a bunny?
Post by: Coldnar on January 06, 2013, 10:26:03 pm
WWUD if he survived massive brain damage and returned to the fort?
Post by: Corai on January 06, 2013, 10:38:46 pm
WWUD if he somehow united every elf, dwarf, kobold, goblin, human and animal person under one banner and into one civilization?
Post by: Shrimp12345 on January 06, 2013, 11:14:11 pm
WWUD if he realized there may be more to life than booze and painful death!
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 07, 2013, 03:06:51 am
WWUD if he would wake up after a battle in a coffin, and suddenly heard a fissing sound and felt great heat? (You know what I'm talking about. Dwarf Fortress is not a Dwarf Fortress without obsidian tombs)
(I'm also not sure about typing in this time in english... is it... future simple? I have no idea, but I haven't studied it yet, so sorry about any spelling mistakes)
Post by: hops on January 07, 2013, 06:15:55 am
WWUD if he was in Nethack
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 07, 2013, 10:26:36 am
WWUD if there was a hallucinogenic mushroom growable in Dwarf Fortress?
Post by: hops on January 07, 2013, 11:10:27 am
WWUD if he the only living being that keeps the world from plunging into the Age of Emptiness.
Post by: ikachan on January 07, 2013, 03:50:24 pm
What would Urist do if a fire breathing titan started a forest fire?
Post by: Scootagoose on January 07, 2013, 04:08:42 pm
WWUD if he slept on fire?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 07, 2013, 05:10:27 pm
Everyone in the fort would rush to get his *!!Troll Fur Socks!!* and the fire would spread over the whole world.
WWUD after seeing one of his friends getting beaten by a FB?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 07, 2013, 06:17:30 pm
...Unless Urist is in the military. Then he'd bravely charge the Forgotten Beast and also start getting beaten up. Now his friend isn't alone!
WWUD if he was rotting all over and spewing miasma?
Post by: Shrimp12345 on January 07, 2013, 06:23:55 pm
WWUD if he had access to modern metallurgy?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 07, 2013, 06:30:08 pm
WWUD after getting stuck in barracks during a siege, with only bows and arrows taken from gobbos?
Post by: Scootagoose on January 07, 2013, 08:52:17 pm
WWUD if he could actually use a ranged weapon?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 07, 2013, 09:48:54 pm
WWUD if his spouse was absolutely terrifie of his pet?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 08, 2013, 08:36:57 am
WWUD if her spouse adopted two absolutely terrifying creatures as pets?
Post by: jaxy15 on January 08, 2013, 11:00:14 am
WWUD if he discovered a lifetime supply of barrels of various underground booze?
Post by: pisskop on January 08, 2013, 11:17:23 am
WWUD with seperate move and attack speeds?
Post by: Scootagoose on January 08, 2013, 02:52:29 pm
WWUD if he were actually skilled and not a simple potash maker?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 08, 2013, 04:56:29 pm
WWMcCatloverD if his cats were killed by zonbies, then raised as undead?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 09, 2013, 11:12:28 am
WWUD, if electricity existed in DF?
Post by: wer6 on January 09, 2013, 02:51:55 pm
WWUD if toady removed !!SCIENCE!!
Post by: Eric Blank on January 09, 2013, 04:48:16 pm
WWUD if his computer died and he couldn't play dorf fortress? :c
Post by: Detahramet on January 09, 2013, 04:57:06 pm
WWUD if dwarves invented porn
Post by: Scootagoose on January 09, 2013, 05:27:34 pm
WWUD if they invented salad?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 09, 2013, 05:48:08 pm
About previous post - "Urist McPornstar strikes Udib with his ***(...)"... >_>
WWUD if some crazy leatherworker would invent parachutes?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 09, 2013, 08:45:37 pm
WWUD if Hitler migrated to the fortress?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 09, 2013, 08:49:29 pm
WWUD once he became a legendary knife-user?
Post by: Detahramet on January 09, 2013, 09:56:48 pm
WWUD if was chosen to repaint (or in this case engrave) the cisteen chapel
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 10, 2013, 12:37:40 am
WWUD if Michelangelo came back as a sadistic ghost to punish him?
Post by: hops on January 10, 2013, 12:47:41 am
WWUD if he embarked on adamantine ground.
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 10, 2013, 01:47:49 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if there were chili peppers in DF?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 10, 2013, 04:42:45 am
WWUD if it would be possible to ride wagons? (TO NARNIA!)
Post by: Lagslayer on January 10, 2013, 05:55:04 am
WWUD if he was sucked into The Neverending Story universe?
Post by: hops on January 10, 2013, 09:08:24 am
WWUD if he lives in Moria.
Post by: pisskop on January 10, 2013, 12:15:33 pm
WWUD In Super Mario World?
Post by: Spaghetti7 on January 10, 2013, 01:31:16 pm
Not this. Oh god, please not this.
Post by: Scootagoose on January 10, 2013, 02:57:55 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 10, 2013, 05:06:50 pm
WWUD if Cthulhu invaded the fort?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 10, 2013, 05:29:11 pm
WWUD if Someone put minced onions in his +crundle tallow bisquit+?
Post by: Scootagoose on January 10, 2013, 05:35:45 pm
WWUD if he were forced to eat tallow in a none biscuit form?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 10, 2013, 11:34:49 pm
WWUD if nutrition was implemented?
Post by: hops on January 11, 2013, 12:46:04 am
WWUD if obesity actually affected his health?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 11, 2013, 12:59:17 am
WWUD if he had the genesis device from Star Trek?
Post by: Detahramet on January 11, 2013, 09:03:44 am
WWUD if he waS in Star Trek 4: Save the Whales, and was actually going to follow the plot of the film (more or less)?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 11, 2013, 05:48:11 pm
WWUD with all that whale meat?
Post by: Detahramet on January 11, 2013, 05:57:03 pm
WWUD in this tantrum spiral, assuming he was incapable of tantruming?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 11, 2013, 06:06:52 pm
WWUD after becoming fort's hero by stopping the tantrum?
Post by: Scootagoose on January 11, 2013, 06:24:53 pm
WWUD if execution wasn't the punishment for ignoring orders?
Post by: Detahramet on January 11, 2013, 06:47:26 pm
WWUD if he was the Hallelujah Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHYVF8kFxUQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHYVF8kFxUQ)
Post by: Eric Blank on January 12, 2013, 12:08:21 am
WWUD if he was accosted by a witch?
Post by: Bot Hack on January 12, 2013, 12:13:43 am
WWUD if he could jump off the wall.
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 12, 2013, 04:19:03 am
Urist had a great fall.
And all the king's horses... Oh wait, he dodged the ground. Never mind.
WWUD if he suddenly found himself flying?
Post by: Detahramet on January 12, 2013, 08:59:14 am
WWUD if he knew how to dodge the ground indefinatelly?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 12, 2013, 12:22:49 pm
WWUD if a nearby tree went off like a crate of TNT?
Post by: birdy51 on January 12, 2013, 01:05:49 pm
Continuously gain momentum. Fail to dodge a tree.
WWUD if a nearby tree went off like a crate of TNT?
Weaponize.
WWUD if books were available in Fortress Mode?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 12, 2013, 01:09:00 pm
WWUD if he was a potato?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 12, 2013, 01:23:26 pm
WWUD if he was psychic?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 13, 2013, 01:32:42 am
WWUD if she found a beached giant sperm whale?
Post by: IronyOwl on January 13, 2013, 04:59:45 am
WWUD if a mermaid diplomat showed up?
Post by: Corai on January 13, 2013, 05:27:54 am
WWUD if suddenly they went back up?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 13, 2013, 06:57:01 am
WWUD if there was a merperson caravan?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 13, 2013, 11:35:11 am
What if the mermaids had a spark of genius and decided to flood the embark before invading?
Post by: Dutchling on January 13, 2013, 01:30:06 pm
WWUD if a giant werevampireman visited the fortress?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 13, 2013, 03:19:23 pm
WWUD after having his tongue bitten off by a crow woman? (true story... this just happened to my poor Urist McHunter ;_;)
Post by: Eric Blank on January 13, 2013, 08:30:55 pm
WWUD in the above situation, but he didn't know sign language and couldn't read or write?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 13, 2013, 11:46:01 pm
WWUD if he was migrant traveling with a wave to a fortress which the brochure had claimed was "totally safe and undeadly"?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 14, 2013, 01:23:07 am
WWUD after becoming a noble?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 14, 2013, 01:28:09 pm
What would Urist McMechanic do if a gremlin pulled the lever meant for Urist McNoble?
Post by: pisskop on January 14, 2013, 01:35:14 pm
WWUD if Urist McNoble mandated he pull said lever instead?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 14, 2013, 02:51:30 pm
WWUD if suddenly a cave-in right in front of him would reveal circus?
Post by: Monk321654 on January 14, 2013, 05:32:12 pm
Then die.
WWUD if she had to fight off the clowns with nothing but a slade sock, and Legendary Misc. Object skill?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 14, 2013, 06:39:12 pm
WWUD if it would be possible to ride wheelbarrows like minecarts?
Post by: Jbg97 on January 14, 2013, 06:42:48 pm
WWUD if he had to choose between a lever that released the booze, and the lever that sets off the catsplosion?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 15, 2013, 01:50:14 am
WWUD if the only source of booze was milked from cats?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 15, 2013, 08:35:03 am
WWUD in a bizzaro world where the cats build and maintained fortresses and dwarves were the annoying pets?
Post by: hops on January 15, 2013, 09:31:43 am
WWUD if he broke the fourth wall.
Post by: pisskop on January 15, 2013, 11:16:06 am
WWUD if year 1 in DF was started Sid Meier's Civilization-style, with sticks, and progressed in RNG intervals?
Post by: Scootagoose on January 15, 2013, 02:42:26 pm
WWUD if he were in the cube from the movie CUBE?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 15, 2013, 04:04:26 pm
Troll Fur Sock cancels write reply - taken by fey mood
Let's build Cube in dwarf Fortress! With dragons for flamethrowers...
WWUD if his only source of wood avaible was... unicorn meat?
Post by: Detahramet on January 15, 2013, 08:10:06 pm
WWUD with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 15, 2013, 08:28:13 pm
WWUD if he actually needed a sailor?
Post by: Detahramet on January 15, 2013, 10:30:49 pm
WWUD if he needed a hero until the end of the night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY)?
Post by: Scootagoose on January 16, 2013, 04:31:25 pm
WWUD if dwarven candy?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 16, 2013, 06:04:01 pm
WWUD if he found himself in a staring contest with a goblin?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 16, 2013, 07:13:00 pm
WWUD after getting his beard burned and getting a... how it is in english? protesis? made of spoilerite?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 16, 2013, 10:32:54 pm
WWUD if DF version of Silent Hill?
Post by: Scootagoose on January 17, 2013, 03:20:30 pm
WWUD if DF version Resident Evil?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 18, 2013, 01:01:11 pm
WWUD if elves used adamantine gear, and came riding demons?
Post by: Detahramet on January 18, 2013, 05:59:14 pm
Urist McCheeseMaker cancels haul: Being tormented by inner evils.I can't help feeling that you are using a generic event that dwarves go through every second of every day of their lives rather an event more fitting for the question. Such as die a horrible, prolonged, death, also known as being sent to the Player controlled fortress.
Post by: Eric Blank on January 19, 2013, 01:18:07 pm
WWUD if the obsidian machine gun jammed before killing all the elves?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 19, 2013, 02:44:34 pm
WWUD if a meteorite struck on the embark site?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 19, 2013, 03:47:09 pm
Urist has been crushed under the collapsing sky.
WWUD if the overseen, in his less than infinite wisdom, had all the seeds in the fort cooked into biscuits?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 19, 2013, 04:56:46 pm
WWUD with uranium?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 19, 2013, 06:13:44 pm
WWUD with radioactive, explosive mugs?
Post by: Monk321654 on January 19, 2013, 08:05:24 pm
WWUD if attacked by a creature resembling a number of wheels with eyes?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 20, 2013, 02:39:42 am
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!
Urist strikes the abomination in the spokes with *Pig Tail Fiber Sock*, scratching the wood!
WWUD if he was a movie director?
Post by: hops on January 20, 2013, 03:17:26 am
WWUD if the Dwarf Fortress world has actual proportion (dragons bigger than wagons and such)
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 20, 2013, 11:02:17 am
WWUD if all the nobles turned out to be disguised reptilian aliens?
Post by: AfellowDwarf on January 20, 2013, 01:09:42 pm
WWUD if an adamantine spire became alive?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 21, 2013, 02:18:49 am
Urist cancels everything: being attacked by 50 adamantine boulders.
WWUD if the goblins sent their best troops, equipped with hazmat suits, crush resistant armor, nethercap cloaks, long fall boots, and ladders?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 21, 2013, 09:18:28 am
WWUD if magma?
Post by: Wimopy on January 21, 2013, 02:27:10 pm
Magma. The nethercap cloaks don't protect their throats from being burned open.
WWUD if magma?
Urist cancels Get left sock: Melting x152
Urist has burnt to death.
WWUD if goblins were immune to traps and falling?
Post by: AfellowDwarf on January 21, 2013, 03:04:03 pm
WWUD if a beer aquifer was found?
Post by: Detahramet on January 21, 2013, 03:16:32 pm
WWUD with the whole world in his hand?
Post by: Wimopy on January 21, 2013, 03:26:38 pm
WWUD if he found a goblin drinking the booze while wearing the only sock in the fort?
Post by: AfellowDwarf on January 21, 2013, 03:39:22 pm
WWUD if he turned into slade?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 21, 2013, 04:29:10 pm
WWUD if carp loved him?
Post by: AfellowDwarf on January 21, 2013, 06:31:46 pm
WWUD if he turned into a noble every full moon?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 22, 2013, 04:14:05 am
WWUD if I accidentally this lever?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 22, 2013, 06:09:04 am
WWUD if the approaching wave of migrants consisted solely of 100 fish dissectors?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 22, 2013, 06:51:21 am
(or a danger room. 3 years again - 20 legendary everything and 80 rotting corpses.
WWUD after seeing a full set of armor, clothes etc. made only of dwarven bones and skin?
Post by: hops on January 22, 2013, 09:25:44 am
WWUD if he fell into a physical dwarfputer memory unit?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 22, 2013, 02:02:16 pm
WWUD if sparkly vampires invaded the fort?
Post by: Scootagoose on January 22, 2013, 02:57:01 pm
WWUD if he wasn't afraid of everything that moved?
Post by: pisskop on January 22, 2013, 03:56:26 pm
WWUD if he was an Animorph ( a teenager with shapeshifting ability. He mimics anything he touches. . . like a blue mage)?
Post by: Detahramet on January 22, 2013, 05:47:12 pm
WWUD with a giant purple dildo sword?
Post by: Scootagoose on January 22, 2013, 06:28:35 pm
WWUD if the attack were deflected?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 22, 2013, 06:52:35 pm
WWUD if he was force sensitive?
Post by: Detahramet on January 22, 2013, 10:02:17 pm
WWUD if he could stop and start time as he wises?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 22, 2013, 11:12:46 pm
Urist is not very wise...
WWUD if a Stupid Dwarf Paradox was keeping her alive whilst a troop of monkeys was trying to tear her limb-from-limb?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 23, 2013, 01:38:37 am
WWUD if all the booze fell victim to a paradox?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 25, 2013, 12:02:53 pm
WWUD if she lived in the Star Wars universe?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 25, 2013, 05:39:19 pm
Urist McSpaceDwarf has mandated the construction of a Death Star.
WWUD with 27 different herbs and spices?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 25, 2013, 11:42:12 pm
Urist's worst enemy has organized a party. How would Urist derail it?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 26, 2013, 12:33:31 am
WWUD if everyone at the party was a vampire?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 27, 2013, 04:28:14 am
WWUD if every single dwarf in a fortress was a vampire, with no living dwarves to feed on?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 27, 2013, 04:38:42 pm
WWUD if he was the only non-vampire in a vampire fort?
Post by: Corai on January 27, 2013, 05:32:10 pm
WWUD if vampires discovered they can feed off of animals?
Post by: chaosgear on January 27, 2013, 05:42:00 pm
WWUD if animals could become vampires?
Post by: CyberUrist on January 27, 2013, 06:00:10 pm
Spare the cats.
WWUD if animals could become vampires?
Vampire kitty!
WWUD if he was immune to insanity/tantrums, did not need to eat or drink and he was trapped in a single tile in a random mountain?
Post by: Monk321654 on January 27, 2013, 06:02:48 pm
WWUD if creatures could swallow smaller creatures whole?
Post by: Detahramet on January 27, 2013, 08:04:18 pm
WWUD if he could eat anything whole, regardless of its size, material, or taste?
Post by: Corai on January 27, 2013, 09:04:52 pm
WWUD if he was not the chosen one who is destined to save dwarf kind, but the elf he is about to murder in cold blood was?
Post by: Cotr on January 28, 2013, 01:17:04 am
WWUD if he took a walk on the beach and was attacked by a small crab?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 28, 2013, 09:23:05 am
WWUD with a nuclear powered mining pick?
Post by: pisskop on January 28, 2013, 09:43:50 am
WWUD with a 9 to 5 job?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 28, 2013, 11:10:52 am
WWUD if the overseer tried to kill him every time he slacked off?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 28, 2013, 02:27:59 pm
WWUD if an update allowed overseers to force labour dwarves at the cost of happiness?
Post by: Scootagoose on January 28, 2013, 02:53:38 pm
WWUD if a revolution occurred?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 28, 2013, 03:40:48 pm
WWUD if his touched turned all booze into kobold blood?
Post by: AfellowDwarf on January 28, 2013, 06:44:16 pm
WWUD if dwarven blood was the only booze, ever?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 28, 2013, 06:57:11 pm
WWUD if a quarter of the fortress populace suddenly became vampires and drank his family dry?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 29, 2013, 01:35:14 am
WWUD if the elves made pickaxes out of wood and started digging?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 29, 2013, 07:14:12 am
WWUD with semi-automatic kitten launcher?
Post by: Naryar on January 29, 2013, 09:17:00 am
Send a diplomat to them and tell them they can only dig 100 stones a year. Just for lulz.
hahahahahaha yes
Post by: Lagslayer on January 29, 2013, 09:20:07 am
Post by: Eric Blank on January 29, 2013, 03:48:08 pm
WWUD if goblins showed up to congratulate him on his victory over the elven tyranny?
Post by: RiotShield on January 29, 2013, 10:47:57 pm
WWUD if he was turned into a thrall?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 29, 2013, 11:12:49 pm
Yes, I think dwarves are THAT stupid to get scared from looking at themself even if their brain (if they have any) is 70% rotten.
WWUD with his only source of food being magically implemented into DF... Skittles?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 30, 2013, 04:33:59 am
WWUD if he was sent to inspect the food quality at a fort?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 30, 2013, 12:24:58 pm
"Well, the food is delicious, but wouldn't mushrooms must get tiring after a while" He said, whilst walking to the food storage area. "I shall file a report with the mountainhome, requesting more different food items be brought in to compensate".
To which Fikod replied "But we love our mushrooms! And those that don't have plenty of vermin to eat! You fancy fort inspectors think you know everything!"
They have reached the food storage area, and Urist swings the door open, only to find all the prepared food sitting on the floor, with all assortments of critters crawling upon it!
"OH, SWEET ARM-"
Urist has been struck down!
WWUD if he detested cats, but his beard kept getting adopted by them anyways?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 30, 2013, 01:07:31 pm
WWUD if the ethic [SHAVING_BEARDS:REQUIRED] was modded in?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 30, 2013, 03:25:28 pm
WWUD if the fortress hammerer went berserk whilst wielding his adamantine mace threateningly?
Post by: pisskop on January 30, 2013, 03:41:54 pm
WWUD if sent to become a squire?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 31, 2013, 08:08:05 am
Curse the gods who thought it would be oh so hilarious if he was born to a member of the military, and then carried into battle for the next year. Yes, he would curse them by calling them "gogos" and "gagas".
WWUD if a human challenged him to a drinking contest and won?
Post by: hops on January 31, 2013, 10:15:23 am
WWUD if he drank Dwarfblight?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 31, 2013, 10:52:46 am
WWUD if Dwarf Fortress was set in the Kingdom of Loathing?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 01, 2013, 12:14:01 am
WWUD if The Abbey of Keys invaded The Kingdom of Loathing?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 01, 2013, 06:40:58 am
WWUD if elves started mining, using metal and grew beards?
(P.S. Kingdom of Loathing is a browser MMORPG, not a randomly generated name of a civilization.)
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 01, 2013, 07:23:40 am
WWUD if these elves invited him over for tea?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 01, 2013, 07:56:58 am
WWUD if his plan backfired and the elves formed an alliance with the demons?
Post by: Just Some Guy on February 01, 2013, 06:37:33 pm
"no urist you are the hippies and the demons" said Stukos Mcjonson
and then urist was a zombie
WWUD if he wasn't Urist?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 02, 2013, 01:12:21 am
WWUD if she got into Internet and visited Bay 12 forums?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 02, 2013, 07:10:12 am
Cats.
Cats everywhere.
After Urist finishes eradicating them with magma, half of the internet is gone.
WWUD if the fort was invaded by lolcats?
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 02, 2013, 08:10:03 am
WWUD if you locked him in a room with a shovel, a Stray Duck, a sack full of pigtail fiber thread, an enormous bronze corkscrew and 67856 live bees?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 02, 2013, 02:30:11 pm
Wonder what the hell a shovel is, and not know that it is a digging implement, so he remains stuck.
Urist gets hungry and starts eating vermin (bees). All the stings cause him to tantrum, throwing the bees at the other bees. He becomes a legendary thrower.
Urist does not care about the thread, because he has no workshop.
Finally, Urist collapses from exaustion, right on top of the corkscrew trap.
Now that Urist is dead, and on the evil side of the map, he resurrects as a zombie. Cue Urist zombie getting cut into dozens of little bits until the trap gets clogged by his third toe on his left foot.
The zombie parts remain there forever.
WWUD if 4chan and Reddit invaded the fortress?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 02, 2013, 11:06:42 pm
Urist has gone insane!
Urist has drowned.
WWUD with a knife that shoots guns that shoot knives from their guns?
Post by: hops on February 02, 2013, 11:36:00 pm
WWUD if the world is ending tomorrow and he knew it.
Post by: Eric Blank on February 03, 2013, 12:12:34 am
WWUD if his parent civ didn't know how to make enormous corkscrews for a pump stack?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 03, 2013, 12:50:38 am
WWUD if dwarves were capable of space travel and had their own Apollo program?
Post by: NW_Kohaku on February 03, 2013, 01:17:07 am
"Hey, Libash, you can rig a pump stack to drain plasma back into itself, right? It's pretty much the same as an aquifer, right?"
WWUD if she got to her embark and realized nobody brought a pick or any metal?
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 03, 2013, 01:31:46 am
WWUD if if he uncovered the forgotten beast Chuck Norris? (Beware his spinning kicks)
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 03, 2013, 03:05:27 am
WWUD if Dwarf Fortress had elements of Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos?
Post by: NW_Kohaku on February 03, 2013, 02:24:45 pm
Nothing is a greater force of soul-eating insanity and evil than the dwarves. NOTHING.
(What do you mean it's not already brushing up against Lovecraft?)
WWUD in a world where there was no access to magma?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 03, 2013, 04:48:49 pm
WWUD if he was addicted to cavern moss?
Post by: NW_Kohaku on February 03, 2013, 10:42:33 pm
Dig deeper until he finds some.
That's kind of a cop-out.
WWUD if there was really, seriously, no magma. Nothing but cold, dead rock.
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 03, 2013, 10:46:20 pm
WWUD if someone pointed out that he made lava, not magma? And that Urist's hair is on fire?
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 04, 2013, 02:40:04 am
Urist McMayor has mandated the production of magma.
Within a year all that would be left of the fortress is Urist and one very exhausted Hammerer. Without the grounding, earth-nurturing presence of pure magma Urist would weaken, his dwarven vitality and beard would shrivel away. His thirst for booze would dry up, and without the constant levels of alcohol in him to hold it back the combined might of 80 years worth of postponed hangovers would break his brain like a twig. He would babble rhymes and hug trees and craft *larch earrings* for his face and then run gaily in the meadows in nothing but a wooden dress pretending he was a merry elf.
Traders and goblins alike would shun the place and his parent civilization would name it a place of great earth-cursed evil and forbid mention of it in the histories.
WWUD if he was given Steve Ballmer's job at Microsoft?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 04, 2013, 03:00:49 am
Dig deeper until he finds some.
That's kind of a cop-out.
Well, what's a dorf to do? Either gonna hit SMR or die of thirst whilst trying. And you didn't clarify that there WAS no magma, just no access to it...
WWUD if he was given Steve Ballmer's job at Microsoft?
Mandate the production of digital socks, go insane because he can't figure out how to put said socks on.
WWUD if the whole world was as slade, inhabited by myriad horrible monsters and devoid of plump helmets?
Post by: hops on February 04, 2013, 10:06:42 am
Then he would later manage to conquer them all, invent slade-mining pickaxes AND artificial plump helmets.
WWUD if he was a philosopher?
Post by: shinyarceus4 on February 04, 2013, 02:24:08 pm
WWUD if nobody else had ever heard of alcohol?
Post by: Scoops Novel on February 04, 2013, 03:00:41 pm
WWUD on the internet?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on February 04, 2013, 03:16:51 pm
WWUD if his fortress would be infested with ceiling cats?
Post by: shinyarceus4 on February 04, 2013, 03:30:56 pm
WWUD if dwarves and dwarves only were capable of spaceflight?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 04, 2013, 08:01:25 pm
How would Urist weaponize the sun?
Post by: grimman007 on February 04, 2013, 08:43:05 pm
grimman007, Bay Watcher cancels Reply: Dangerous Terrain x18
grimman007, Bay Watcher has bled to death.
WWUD if embarked in the Mushroom Kingdom?
Post by: pisskop on February 04, 2013, 09:03:28 pm
WWUD if he was [TRAPAVOID]?
Post by: Detahramet on February 05, 2013, 12:15:21 am
WWUD when he realised that this fucker <--------- is back?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 05, 2013, 08:10:07 am
He then chugs all of it without sharing.
What would Urist McScientist do if the mountain homes sent an OSHA inspector?
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 05, 2013, 08:28:38 am
WWUD if he became the host of Pimp My Ride and some fool's car was sent to his workshop?
Post by: hops on February 05, 2013, 09:02:54 am
WWUD if adamantine is literally a cotton candy.
Post by: pisskop on February 05, 2013, 09:10:36 am
WWU Draw if pictionary?
Post by: Dorftrottel on February 05, 2013, 01:11:33 pm
WWUD if Bay12games would license Uwe Boll to make "Dwarf Fortress: Killers of the deep"?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 05, 2013, 01:39:36 pm
Urist has been promoted to writer!
Urist has been promoted to director!
Urist has been promoted to producer!
This is a thornwood paper script. Of all craftsdwarfship, it is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of elf bone. On the item is an image of Uwe Boll in Uwe Boll's bones. Uwe Boll's upper body is missing. The image refers to the extermination of Uwe Boll by Urist in the winter of 2013. On the item is an image of cheese in adamantine.
The studio has melted!
WWUD if he discovered tvtropes?
Post by: Scootagoose on February 05, 2013, 02:55:54 pm
WWUD if he discovered the bay12forums?
Post by: NW_Kohaku on February 05, 2013, 05:18:02 pm
WWUD if she realized the dwarves from her DF game were gaining sentience.
Post by: chaosgear on February 05, 2013, 05:41:49 pm
WWUD if she learned she was in a game?
Post by: Scootagoose on February 05, 2013, 05:48:10 pm
WWUD if he were forced to give up his alcoholism?
Post by: grimman007 on February 05, 2013, 05:52:49 pm
"Hi, Urist!"
"I haven't drank alcohol in... h-*twitch*-how l-long was it?
Urist McAlchoholicsAnon has gone berserk!
Your settlement has crumbled to it's end.
WWUD in Hyrule? Specifically, Death Mountain.
Post by: Lagslayer on February 06, 2013, 02:43:01 am
WWUD if he was a booze bender?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on February 06, 2013, 10:56:13 am
WWUD if it would be possible to use horses as mounts?
Post by: chaosgear on February 06, 2013, 11:33:57 am
WWUD if she was selected for the U.R.I.S.T. AI program?
Post by: pisskop on February 06, 2013, 11:45:16 am
(http://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/jj614/Fusco0489/dftitle_zps42684a1c.png)
WWUD if the ai went rogue?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 06, 2013, 01:50:59 pm
WWUD if she WAS the A.I.?
Post by: Dorftrottel on February 06, 2013, 02:23:58 pm
WWUD if she Accidentally a magma pipe?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 07, 2013, 07:14:02 am
WWUD if she turned inside out, i.e. organs on the outside, skin on the inside?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 07, 2013, 03:01:05 pm
WWUD if her husband died of shock after realizing she had been affected by a body-part-reversing syndrome?
Post by: Detahramet on February 07, 2013, 11:25:04 pm
What would Urist do if she was lesbian, was married to her beloved wife in fort that allows same sex marriage, and all around has a perfect life with no sexually transmitted parasites (children)?
Post by: Corai on February 08, 2013, 12:50:36 am
WWUD if somebody told her that the dwarves with gray beards are the source of all evil?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 08, 2013, 04:11:25 am
WWUD if she realized that losing is fun?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 08, 2013, 07:36:13 pm
WWUD with a cage full of war dogs and wild cave crocodiles?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 09, 2013, 01:13:31 am
WWUD with thousands of magnets and rubber bands?
Post by: Detahramet on February 09, 2013, 02:33:00 pm
Fuckin Magnets, how do they work according to Urist?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 09, 2013, 10:26:33 pm
WWUD if the god of magnets became angry with him and cursed him to become stuck to metal objects constantly?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 10, 2013, 03:46:58 am
WWUD if he had a pet cat girl?
Post by: Scruffy on February 10, 2013, 08:20:32 pm
(Or the catgirl would just follow it's owner into a dangerroom and lead to tragedy and a miserable dorf.
Edit: Or get eaten by a hydra. I know you have read that comic strip.
WWUD if the a mysterious disease wiped out every plumphelmet in the fortress?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 10, 2013, 08:57:38 pm
How could Urist weaponise paint?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 10, 2013, 10:10:50 pm
WWUD if he was on "Pimp my Beard"?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 10, 2013, 10:49:28 pm
How would Urist weaponise his new spiky beard?
Post by: Scruffy on February 11, 2013, 03:44:02 am
Catten animal shearer cancels shear Urist McBeard. Handling dangerous animal
WWUD if he was being dragged to the farmer's workshop for beard shearing?
(I failed to mod in this feature by the way. They refused to use the sheared dwarf beards)
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 11, 2013, 07:56:03 am
WWUD if snow could be made into balls? (Both small, throwable ones and big, rolling ones.)
Post by: Eric Blank on February 11, 2013, 02:56:46 pm
WWUD if the planets aligned on the winter solstice and conjured forth unimaginable beasts from the furthest corners of reality?
Post by: Scruffy on February 11, 2013, 03:36:48 pm
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Urist !!DRUNKFORTRESS!! wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Oh, wait. Fhtagn not. It no longer sleeps.
WWUD if this eldritch abomination was the outpost liason from the Mountainhomes?
Post by: Dorftrottel on February 11, 2013, 03:49:23 pm
WWUD if someone misread a work order and filled the space below the magma forge with the Magna Carta?
Post by: Just Some Guy on February 11, 2013, 04:21:31 pm
WWUD if a parliament was created?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 11, 2013, 04:45:49 pm
WWUD if, whilst serving in the dwarven parliament, an elf special interest group offered him a billion gallons of sunshine booze in exchange for not cutting down any trees?
Post by: Remuthra on February 11, 2013, 04:56:06 pm
WWUD if instructed to dig out the fortress, so that the dwarves can farm plump helmets and not starve?
Post by: grimman007 on February 11, 2013, 07:52:23 pm
A section of the cavern has collapsed!
Urist McDiggalot, Miner has been killed by falling rock.
WWUD if he was part of Commander Shepard's crew?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on February 12, 2013, 12:37:38 pm
Urist McEngineer cancels repair main engine - getting something to drink
Urist McEngineer cancels drink - getting caught into flames from destroyed main engine
Urist McEngineer cancels burn - suffocating in space
Member of a crew has suffocated X50
Commander Shepard went star raving mad!
WWUD after discovering how to make firearms?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 12, 2013, 01:01:04 pm
WWUD if she had a liver failure and had to stop drinking or die?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on February 12, 2013, 01:18:51 pm
WWUD with many, MANY elven captives left after siege?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 12, 2013, 02:15:44 pm
Post by: pisskop on February 12, 2013, 02:21:17 pm
Post by: Remuthra on February 12, 2013, 02:51:21 pm
WWUD if the computer broke?
Post by: Scootagoose on February 12, 2013, 02:56:35 pm
WWUD if he lost a drinking competition to an elf?
Post by: Remuthra on February 12, 2013, 03:00:57 pm
I don't think they even drink booze.
WWUD if it wins the lottery?
Post by: chaosgear on February 12, 2013, 06:39:13 pm
WWUD if adamantine everything?
Post by: Detahramet on February 12, 2013, 06:47:39 pm
WWUD if He recently suffered a a mortal wound from silver-warhammer wielding kobold after He has recently dined in a legendary dining room.
Post by: Remuthra on February 12, 2013, 06:52:35 pm
WWUD if stuck in a different dimension?
Post by: hops on February 12, 2013, 10:28:47 pm
WWUD if Magma Carta
Post by: Detahramet on February 12, 2013, 10:59:02 pm
WWUD with drunken sailor,
WWUD with drunken sailor,
WWUD with drunken sailor early in the morning?
Post by: NW_Kohaku on February 12, 2013, 11:30:45 pm
WWUD if her ears hung low, and could tie them in a bow?
Post by: pisskop on February 13, 2013, 12:21:37 pm
WWUD if she had to make a morbid child's song?
Post by: Remuthra on February 13, 2013, 03:03:53 pm
WWUD if rolling pin?
Post by: Darvi on February 13, 2013, 04:26:29 pm
WWUD if the hammerer was on vacation?
Post by: Detahramet on February 13, 2013, 05:34:18 pm
WWUD if he was on vacation?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 13, 2013, 08:52:23 pm
WWUD if the overseer got sick of Urist's lack of work ethic?
Post by: pisskop on February 13, 2013, 08:54:46 pm
WWUD if the overseer was a physical entity that could die?
Post by: Remuthra on February 13, 2013, 09:06:39 pm
WWUD if given three wishes?
Post by: DoomOnion on February 13, 2013, 09:15:41 pm
2. Have more cats.
3. Have even more cats.
WWUD If his cat died?
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 14, 2013, 10:49:52 am
WWUD if he became a legendary tantrum thrower?
Post by: Remuthra on February 14, 2013, 12:58:03 pm
WWUD if goblins throw chairs?
Post by: pisskop on February 14, 2013, 01:02:53 pm
WWUD teleported to if WoW?
Post by: Dorftrottel on February 14, 2013, 01:09:28 pm
WWUD if she found herself unable to dig in WoW?
Post by: Scruffy on February 14, 2013, 01:42:04 pm
WWUD if he lived alone in a cave without a pick?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 15, 2013, 02:16:19 pm
WWUD if he mined out every single tile on the embark?
Post by: Remuthra on February 15, 2013, 03:00:12 pm
WWUD if dug to china?
Post by: Just Some Guy on February 15, 2013, 04:26:48 pm
i.e. a short bearded man appeared from a tunnel there.
WWUD if he heard about the Great Firewall?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on February 15, 2013, 06:29:14 pm
WWUD if s/he was totally unkillable, with only way to die being alcohol shortage?
Post by: Remuthra on February 15, 2013, 06:30:29 pm
WWUD if on fire?
Post by: Detahramet on February 15, 2013, 08:16:43 pm
WWUD if he was stuck in the void, where no matter except for Urist exists?
Post by: Remuthra on February 15, 2013, 08:18:49 pm
WWUD if adamantium was soil and soil was adamantium?
Post by: Monk321654 on February 15, 2013, 08:51:39 pm
WWUD if a a sudden new dance craze (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBJNYdHPcDE) took over the mountain halls?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 15, 2013, 10:03:17 pm
The floor strikes everyone in the face, shattering the facial features, shattering the skull, and tearing the brain!
WWUD if his face was
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 16, 2013, 01:03:49 am
If there could still be armies of giant mosquitoes attacking the fortress in 34.11?
Post by: hops on February 16, 2013, 03:57:02 am
WWUD if he embarked on the clouds.
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 16, 2013, 04:05:13 am
WWUD if a thunderstorm rolled in?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 16, 2013, 05:36:37 am
WWUD if lightning WAS implemented?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on February 16, 2013, 06:50:13 am
Weaponize it or die trying.Or create Uriststein from corpses of goblin ambushers, cats and his dead famili members. Then weaponize him.
WWUD if accidentally Thor?
Post by: Monk321654 on February 16, 2013, 12:22:17 pm
Forget the power gauntlets, and thus not be able to move it.
WWUD if Odin offered booze?
Post by: CyberUrist on February 16, 2013, 01:36:37 pm
Steal the hammer!
Forget the power gauntlets, and thus not be able to move it.
WWUD if Odin offered booze?
Drink it, demand more.
WWUD if he was in OUTER SPAAACE?! (I don't know why I yelled that.)
Post by: Dorftrottel on February 16, 2013, 01:46:27 pm
WWUD if he needs scissors, 61?
Post by: pisskop on February 16, 2013, 01:52:43 pm
Spoiler: Urist Lands from SPAAAAACE! (click to show/hide)
Daggers. Many daggers.
WWUD if given on wish?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 17, 2013, 01:10:59 am
WWUD if given three wishes?
1. Have cats.
2. Have more cats.
3. Have even more cats.
WWUD if the big grazers wouldn't need so much grass to survive?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 17, 2013, 07:56:28 am
WWUD if he suddenly discovered the concept of common sense?
Post by: Boea on February 17, 2013, 08:33:40 am
wwwwwwud If the world collapsed, and the spires of adamant were exposed because of it. [more or less everything is dead, but whatever]
Post by: Remuthra on February 17, 2013, 08:36:01 am
WWUD if couldn't dig deeper?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 17, 2013, 09:08:43 am
WWUD if he was charged with accounts of heresy and witchcraft?
Post by: Dorftrottel on February 17, 2013, 09:23:18 am
WWUD if he didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition?
Post by: Remuthra on February 17, 2013, 09:25:21 am
Man the Magma Pipe!
WWUD if elected President?
Post by: Boea on February 17, 2013, 09:48:43 am
WWUD when the Majestic Carp come back, Enthralled.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 17, 2013, 11:21:30 am
WWUD if he was granted one reverse wish? (i.e. he had to grant someone else's wish)
Post by: Lagslayer on February 17, 2013, 12:07:31 pm
WWUD if Firefly?
Post by: Detahramet on February 17, 2013, 02:18:14 pm
WWUD after Firefly was cancelled?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 17, 2013, 02:55:23 pm
WWUD if vermin remains could reanimate as zombies?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on February 17, 2013, 03:59:18 pm
WWUD being given power to create pumps everywhere?
Post by: Remuthra on February 17, 2013, 04:16:39 pm
WWUD if goblins acquired adamantine?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 17, 2013, 04:22:01 pm
WWUD if his dog went completely nuts and started bouncing off the walls?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on February 17, 2013, 04:28:59 pm
WWUD after relase of demons, being the lone survivor of his/her fort?
Post by: Remuthra on February 17, 2013, 04:35:29 pm
WWUD if embark site did not have stone whatsoever?
Post by: hops on February 18, 2013, 01:11:14 am
WWUD if he lived in a bizarro world where dwarves live in mechanical forest retreats and elves reside in mountains, occasionally sending diplomats to limit the mining of stones.
Post by: Lagslayer on February 18, 2013, 01:02:38 pm
WWUD if carpet was invented?
Post by: Maggarg - Eater of chicke on February 18, 2013, 01:43:12 pm
WWUD if he was confronted with a nice, warm bath?
Post by: Remuthra on February 18, 2013, 02:06:04 pm
Warm Bath- A dip in the magma sea.
WWUD if it was a sheep?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 18, 2013, 05:50:58 pm
WWUD if he was a were-Cthulu?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 19, 2013, 02:16:54 am
WWUD if she was a weretree?
Post by: Corai on February 19, 2013, 02:19:01 am
WWUD if walking, talking tree?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 19, 2013, 04:59:25 am
WWUD if a vile force of beavers arrived?
Post by: Bloax on February 19, 2013, 10:37:01 am
What Would Urist Do if there was no booze left while the vile force of beavers were still attacking?
Post by: Remuthra on February 19, 2013, 03:23:05 pm
WWUD if beavers were aquatic?
Post by: CyberUrist on February 19, 2013, 03:53:01 pm
WWUD if he was playing SBurb?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 21, 2013, 01:44:28 am
WWUD if she had a railgun?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 21, 2013, 06:46:42 am
WWUD with a chain gun?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on February 21, 2013, 08:48:47 am
WWUD if he was a NPC in D&D based RPG game?
Post by: Mesa on February 21, 2013, 09:37:02 am
Store it in weapon bin and use sharpened sticks instead.
WWUD if he was a NPC in D&D based RPG game?
Give you a quest to kill a hydra that's been threating his people.
(dunno, never played D&D)
WWUD in a booze factory?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 21, 2013, 11:00:42 am
WWUD if she could choose to wipe all of a single creature type off the universe, but it couldn't be elves?
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 21, 2013, 11:27:09 am
WWUD if he was witness to a crime?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 21, 2013, 04:11:14 pm
WWUD if the guard captain and mayor weren't vampires, and he was out of other obvious suspects?
Post by: CyberUrist on February 21, 2013, 08:57:47 pm
WWUD if he was a wizard?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on February 22, 2013, 04:31:44 am
WWUD with Frozen Ale Hammer?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 22, 2013, 05:30:17 am
WWUD if she made an artifact with a picture of itself?
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 22, 2013, 09:32:13 am
WWUD if her baby was made Hammerer.
Post by: hops on February 22, 2013, 02:52:32 pm
"I thought you said he was going to be a hammerer!"
WWUD if he lives in Arrakis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrakis)
Post by: Dorftrottel on February 22, 2013, 03:02:55 pm
WWUD if he accidentally divided by zero?
Post by: Remuthra on February 22, 2013, 03:24:25 pm
WWUD if he won the lottery?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 22, 2013, 03:44:15 pm
WWUD if his pet cat was a were-carp?
Post by: Remuthra on February 22, 2013, 03:50:30 pm
*CHOP*
WWUD if goblins were people too?
Post by: FlickerFly on February 23, 2013, 05:41:20 am
WWUD if he was playing (recursive) Dwarf Fortress?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 23, 2013, 11:07:04 pm
WWUD if there was a kitty knitting at him?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 24, 2013, 01:41:52 am
WWUD if he was in Fallout 2?
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 24, 2013, 09:57:07 am
WWUD if he was made Mayor of Anytown, USA.
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on February 24, 2013, 01:55:54 pm
WWUD if he was citizen of that city?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 24, 2013, 05:43:34 pm
WWUD if his fortress were overrun by crabs?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 24, 2013, 09:35:23 pm
WWUD if he was a crab?
Post by: Remuthra on February 25, 2013, 06:18:14 am
WWUD if his new pet died?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 25, 2013, 07:57:56 am
WWUD if he went back in time and accidentally kill the guy that invented booze?
Post by: Dorftrottel on February 25, 2013, 08:18:31 am
WWUD if he wanted to cross the stream with a wolf,sheep and cabbage in a boat fit for only himself and one of these, without the risk of the wolf eating the sheep or the sheep eating the cabbage?
Post by: Niccolo on February 25, 2013, 08:59:32 am
What would Urist do if he found Elves that were digging out an underground fortress?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 25, 2013, 11:40:53 am
WWUD if his attempt to better the existence of elves resulted in them giving up all hopes and returning to the trees?
Post by: Domicrow on February 25, 2013, 01:28:04 pm
WWUD if he met a bronze collosus with no limbs and bunny ears
Post by: Lagslayer on February 25, 2013, 02:19:01 pm
WWUD with more dakka?
Post by: Monk321654 on February 25, 2013, 04:10:48 pm
WWUD with (Gasp) Enuff Dakka?
Post by: Remuthra on February 25, 2013, 04:12:44 pm
WWUD if he was made the Plate of Hopping on One Foot?
Post by: pisskop on February 25, 2013, 04:16:14 pm
*derp. ^^^ Kick an elf.
WWUD with copper wiring/electricity?
Post by: RenoFox on February 25, 2013, 05:51:58 pm
WWUD if pants were foreign to his civilization?
Post by: Monk321654 on February 25, 2013, 06:06:52 pm
Or just a plain old skirt, considering there are no kilts.
WWUD if kilts did exist?
Post by: chaosgear on February 25, 2013, 07:00:58 pm
WWUD if sparring accident?
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 25, 2013, 07:06:12 pm
What would Urist do if Horton heard a Who?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 26, 2013, 06:18:17 am
WWUD if told to pick up the tattered clothes he has left laying around the fort?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 26, 2013, 08:39:57 pm
WWUD if he was the newly elected mayor of the fortress and found himself haunted by the ghosts of the past twenty seven mayors?
Post by: Remuthra on February 26, 2013, 08:42:58 pm
WWUD if he couldn't get his ghost leather toy forges?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 26, 2013, 08:56:12 pm
WWUD if he was attacked by a killer rabbit?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 27, 2013, 01:09:13 pm
WWUD if she had one, just one, Holy Hand Grenade?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 27, 2013, 02:35:08 pm
WWUD with a coconut?
Post by: Remuthra on February 27, 2013, 10:10:01 pm
How would Urist find the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 27, 2013, 11:29:29 pm
Looks like its airspeed is 50% mortality.
WWUD if someone came up with a proper method for measuring distance and speed?
Post by: Corai on February 27, 2013, 11:38:12 pm
WWUD if Urist met a dwarf named Tsiru?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 28, 2013, 12:51:14 am
WWUD if detested dwarves?
Post by: grimman007 on February 28, 2013, 08:51:58 am
He already does.
WWUD if the only way to get to the booze socks was through carp infested blood rivers?
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 28, 2013, 09:22:42 am
WWUD if tasked to build a bridge over carp infested blood rivers?
Post by: jaxy15 on February 28, 2013, 09:32:22 am
WWUD if he got booze glands on his tongue?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 28, 2013, 03:52:56 pm
WWUD if a wild animal-man leaped down from the canopy and exclaimed "BOO!"
Post by: grimman007 on March 03, 2013, 08:45:33 am
WWUD if the Steel Colossus Bender Bending Rodriguez has come to lay claim to all his beer?
Post by: Remuthra on March 03, 2013, 08:48:38 am
WWUD if a vile dwarven fortress of darkness has come, bearing magma catapaults?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 03, 2013, 11:52:58 am
How would Urist prepare the water cannon?
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 03, 2013, 01:13:44 pm
Post by: Detahramet on March 03, 2013, 05:53:02 pm
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise early in the morning!
Would Urist shave his beard with rusty razor?
Would Urist shave his beard with rusty razor?
Would Urist shave his beard with rusty razor early in the morning?
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise early in the morning!
Would Urist put him in the prison with the Hammerer's daughter?
Would Urist put him in the prison with the Hammerer's daughter?
Would Urist put him in the prison with the Hammerer's daughter early in the morning?
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise early in the morning!
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise early in the morning!
Would Urist throw him in the back of a embarking-wagon?
Would Urist throw him in the back of a embarking-wagon?
Would Urist throw him in the back of a embarking-wagon early in the morning?
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise early in the morning!
Would Urist throw him in the lock up til hes sober?
Would Urist throw him in the lock up til hes sober?
Would Urist throw him in the lock up til hes sober early in the morning?
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise early in the morning!
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise;
Weigh-hay and up she rise early in the morning!
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor?
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 04, 2013, 08:26:23 am
WWUD with a masterwork steel chain?
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 04, 2013, 08:59:48 am
WWUD if all other races, including animal people, megabeasts, titans and forgotten beasts, combined their forces and attacked all at once?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 04, 2013, 11:13:03 am
WWUD if blood spatters could be worn as clothing?
Post by: CyberUrist on March 04, 2013, 11:47:08 am
WWUD if he played Hatquest? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122930)
Post by: pisskop on March 04, 2013, 11:49:20 am
WWUD if he made Comedy Skits?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 04, 2013, 12:13:50 pm
WWUD if he had an awesome idea, but the dwarven language was so god-awful useless that he had no way to communicate it?
Post by: Xanmyral on March 04, 2013, 12:53:29 pm
WWUD if there wasn't a linguist/writer's workshop?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 04, 2013, 01:33:39 pm
What Would Toady Do if his urists spontaneously began reinventing language?
Post by: Remuthra on March 04, 2013, 02:54:33 pm
WWUD if dwarves counted as magical faries?
Post by: IronTomato on March 04, 2013, 03:25:14 pm
Urist McFairy, magical fairy, has flown away on a cloud of booze-gas!
WWUD If he played Skyrim?
Post by: Spectrelight on March 04, 2013, 03:35:51 pm
WWUD if he had a hundred arms?
Post by: pisskop on March 04, 2013, 03:37:07 pm
WWUD if in Dynasty Warriors?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 04, 2013, 04:40:50 pm
WWUD if he was allergic to plump helmets?
Post by: Monk321654 on March 04, 2013, 09:57:16 pm
WWUD if suddenly, she were chosen to roll up a Katamari Ball?
Post by: Xanmyral on March 04, 2013, 10:18:39 pm
WWUD if elves complain about trees.
Post by: Eric Blank on March 04, 2013, 10:56:51 pm
WWUD if her socks were on fire?
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 05, 2013, 08:41:32 am
WWUD with the new pair of socks?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 05, 2013, 09:08:12 am
WWUD if he found a pair of masterwork adamantine socks, made from masterwork adamantine cloth, masterfully dyed with silver dye, and with the entire history of the world stitched into them in adamantine?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 05, 2013, 02:44:42 pm
WWUD if his socks menaced with spikes of fire imp bone on the inside?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 05, 2013, 11:20:13 pm
WWUD if he stumbled up to a pond, from which an arm bearing a mighty adamantine warhammer emerged?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 05, 2013, 11:49:28 pm
WWUD if he was a ninja?
Post by: Remuthra on March 06, 2013, 06:22:21 am
WWUD if the Overseer was out to get him?
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 06, 2013, 08:23:54 am
WWUD if she realized she can't swim or breathe water, after jumping into the river due to aforementioned reasons?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 06, 2013, 08:59:22 am
WWUD if all the carp were vampires?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 06, 2013, 10:43:32 am
WWUD if the overseer told her to stop spamming cancellations about not being able to pick up her child?
Post by: Just Some Guy on March 06, 2013, 08:46:08 pm
WWUD if they had the Maxim gun and he had not?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 10, 2013, 08:23:41 am
What would Urist McOverseer do i - Hey! I got a mood!
Ahem. If everyone kept - Hey! A purple cloud rolled in!
... interrupting him?
Post by: Remuthra on March 10, 2013, 08:29:17 am
WWUD if he played LCS?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 10, 2013, 08:45:00 am
WWUD if Skynet?
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 10, 2013, 09:51:48 am
What would Urist McConnor do if she was being chased by a Terminator?
Post by: Just Some Guy on March 10, 2013, 10:51:23 am
WWUD if he didn't know what to do?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 10, 2013, 01:00:31 pm
What does Urist do while on break?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 10, 2013, 01:04:07 pm
WWUD if her left arm was zombified, her right arm was demonically posessed, and her beard was made of slade?
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 10, 2013, 01:07:14 pm
What would Urist McBroker do if a caravan came and she had already been on break, eaten, drunk, slept and there is no party to attend?
Post by: Remuthra on March 10, 2013, 01:09:24 pm
WWUD if magma no longer existed?
Post by: Loud Whispers on March 10, 2013, 01:46:45 pm
What would Urist do if magma never existed in the first place?Use fire demons and forgotten beasts made of flame as a heat source.
I like the idea of water powered forges but this works very very well too.
WWUD if this thread didn't exist?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 10, 2013, 02:04:48 pm
WWUD if he was ordered to go kill some elephants?
Post by: wer6 on March 10, 2013, 07:04:52 pm
Urist has died.
WWUD if elephants were like cats: 'cept bigger.
Post by: Loud Whispers on March 10, 2013, 07:13:47 pm
WWUD in a hypothetical situation where he had to acquire a source of water, with no access to digging implements and only a river full of aquatic helmet snakes as a viable source to save the life of 10 injured doctors (who have to recuperate in order to save each others' lives)?
Post by: Remuthra on March 10, 2013, 07:17:07 pm
WWUD in DF 1.0.0?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 10, 2013, 07:29:41 pm
WWUD with precisely one extra finger on his left elbow?
Post by: Xanmyral on March 10, 2013, 08:23:49 pm
WWUD if he went to embark, but was the only one to show up out of the seven in an evil area?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 11, 2013, 01:51:53 am
WWUD if the goblins discovered that they could lure dwarfs out of the fort by bringing socks?
Post by: Darvi on March 11, 2013, 10:19:05 am
WWUD if the overseer created an educational system?
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 11, 2013, 10:41:06 am
WWUD if she realized she can fit more than one item per stockpile square?
Post by: fractalman on March 11, 2013, 04:16:56 pm
WWUD if HFS rifts turned into a portal to minecraft with its [building destroyer_3] creepers? (possibly ignoring the clown car)
Post by: Remuthra on March 11, 2013, 04:19:00 pm
WWUD if Bay 12 was a fortress, and Toady was the overseer?
Post by: pisskop on March 11, 2013, 04:27:18 pm
WWUD if he was programmed as an ai in an advanced military hardware?
Post by: wer6 on March 11, 2013, 07:10:18 pm
Post by: Corai on March 11, 2013, 08:11:14 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on March 11, 2013, 08:27:01 pm
WWUD if Justin Bieber "music" kept playing in his head?
Post by: Just Some Guy on March 11, 2013, 10:43:08 pm
WWUD if he was waiting for Godot?
Post by: Xanmyral on March 11, 2013, 11:21:32 pm
WWUD if he was made of cotton candy?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 12, 2013, 12:17:04 am
WWUD if he was truly unstoppable?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 12, 2013, 04:24:12 am
What would Urist McDiety do if he saw what the drunken midgets had done to his planet?
Post by: Remuthra on March 12, 2013, 05:23:35 am
WWUD if everything was zombifiable?
Post by: IronTomato on March 12, 2013, 10:38:29 am
WWUD If dwarven tiger tank?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 12, 2013, 11:31:14 am
The spinning tiger strikes Snuzob McGoblin in the head, shattering the skull, tearing the muscle and tearing the brain!
Urist has become a legendary siege operator.
WWUD when the tiger ammunition got hungry?
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 12, 2013, 12:36:32 pm
WWUD if the goblins managed to get their own tiger tank?
Post by: wer6 on March 12, 2013, 02:11:10 pm
WWUD if his Artifact Tiger tank got stolen By those damned kobolds.((whose name happened too be deebus))
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on March 12, 2013, 06:52:06 pm
Stand in the middle of the river while constructing the bridge from below while battling Giant Manta Rays while getting hit in the face by Langour that fell into the river from the thousands they have in the hills.
Post by: Lagslayer on March 12, 2013, 08:42:27 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 12, 2013, 10:31:10 pm
WWUD if he thought the historian was sober?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 13, 2013, 03:15:15 am
WWUD if he later learned that the magma cannon never existed?
Post by: Detahramet on March 13, 2013, 08:12:07 am
WWUD with all that junk, all that junk inside his trunk uh-huh
Post by: kopout on March 13, 2013, 06:30:52 pm
WWUD if his spellcheker was on the fritz
Post by: Xanmyral on March 13, 2013, 07:08:56 pm
WWUD if he could read?
Post by: Corai on March 13, 2013, 07:27:12 pm
WWUD if he discovered how to make the undead be nice to dwarves?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 13, 2013, 07:30:42 pm
WWUD with his undead dwarf army?
Post by: kingfisher1112 on March 13, 2013, 09:35:44 pm
WWUD if booze caused death?
Post by: hops on March 13, 2013, 09:59:46 pm
WWUD if magma turned into water, and vice-versa?
Post by: flame99 on March 13, 2013, 10:02:12 pm
WWUD if he became a vampire?
Post by: k33n on March 14, 2013, 01:17:53 am
Have a heart attack from amazement
WWUD if he became a vampire?
Be gibbed by a low leveled Elven adventurer with a whip.
WWUD if she gave birth in the midst of battle?
Post by: flame99 on March 14, 2013, 01:39:55 am
WWUD if all cats were delicious and had booze for blood?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 14, 2013, 01:44:57 am
WWUD if he wet his pants?
Post by: Cheesecake on March 14, 2013, 02:42:12 am
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 14, 2013, 02:53:41 am
WWUD if the fort started a space program?
Post by: hops on March 14, 2013, 04:07:50 am
WWUD if cooking sentients weren't unethical for dwarves.
Post by: IronTomato on March 14, 2013, 10:47:08 am
WWUD If his crossbow could shoot missiles?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 14, 2013, 12:13:38 pm
WWUD if he was the animal trainer in charge of training all 300 of the fort's stray cave crocodiles?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 14, 2013, 12:27:30 pm
WWUD if DF was a disney-style animated movie?
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 14, 2013, 01:35:18 pm
WWUD if she was tasked to go get the Orb of Zot? (From Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. Look it up, it's an open source roguelike.)
Post by: Xanmyral on March 14, 2013, 02:13:16 pm
WWUD with the Orb of Zot?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 15, 2013, 01:35:30 am
WWUD with the Amulet of Yendor?
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on March 15, 2013, 02:07:34 am
Yay! An artifact that I spent 50 lives to get that does nothing but try to kill me! Still looks nice though.
WWUD with the Amulet of Yendor?
Encrust it with jewels and make it menace with spikes.
WWUD upon seeing the face of Armok?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 15, 2013, 10:41:51 am
Urist strikes Urist in the left eye using his first finger on his left hand!
The severed part flies off in an arc!
Urist strikes Urist in the right eye using his first finger on his right hand!
The severed part flies off in an arc!
WWUD if Tetminator Elves?
Post by: Remuthra on March 15, 2013, 03:49:23 pm
WWUS if he posted on this thread?
Post by: grimman007 on March 15, 2013, 05:53:55 pm
WWUD if he was given the mockma gun, a gun that shoots molten sock?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 15, 2013, 06:36:12 pm
Socks! On fire!
WWUD if the overseer forgot to pack a pick in the wagon for the new fort?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 15, 2013, 07:13:33 pm
WWUD if his beard, and only his beard, was on fire?
Post by: flame99 on March 16, 2013, 02:39:19 am
WWUD If he was stuck in the Dungeons of Doom? (It's from Nethack, for those of you who don't play it).
Post by: Eric Blank on March 16, 2013, 06:19:34 pm
WWUD if he were investigating an abandoned fortress, and found a maze of horribly torturous traps.
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on March 16, 2013, 06:53:17 pm
WWUD If he was stuck in the Dungeons of Doom? (It's from Nethack, for those of you who don't play it).
As someone asked earlier, he would get the Amulet of Yendor... Then encrust it with gems and spikes that menace.
Post by: Dr_Nocturne on March 16, 2013, 06:56:29 pm
What would Urist do if his sister and an elf eloped?
Post by: Remuthra on March 16, 2013, 06:58:12 pm
WWUD if DF had a dark cult mechanic?
Post by: flame99 on March 16, 2013, 09:14:22 pm
Post by: hops on March 16, 2013, 10:59:45 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on March 16, 2013, 11:28:13 pm
WWUD if the rain of adamantine never ended? What if it rained adamantine all day, every day, for a hundred years?
Post by: flame99 on March 16, 2013, 11:58:50 pm
Other Urist: Ooh, three socks outside! *Shreds into a million more pieces*
So on, so forth.
WWUD if he was told to be a miner and a militiamen at the same time?
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 17, 2013, 12:55:18 am
Granite has been struck down.
Urist McHauler picks up the granite.
WWUD if the granite struck back?
Post by: Devling on March 17, 2013, 01:01:50 am
The Rockbuster one might say.
WWUD if he was the protagonist of an action flick?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 17, 2013, 01:13:53 am
Nah, I'm on my break mate. Get me some booze, I'm thirsty.
WWUD if the goblins developed a portable magma cannon?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 17, 2013, 01:19:19 am
WWUD if he was a character in a more generic, boring fantasy game?
Post by: Devling on March 17, 2013, 01:23:32 am
With magma. Lots of magma.
WWUD if he fell in love with an elf?
Post by: flame99 on March 17, 2013, 01:34:44 am
WWUD if he read this forum?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 17, 2013, 08:10:36 am
WWUD if he was a hipster?
Post by: Just Some Guy on March 17, 2013, 08:13:02 pm
WWUD if he had no mouth but had to scream?
Post by: Remuthra on March 17, 2013, 08:16:09 pm
WWUD if he was colorblind?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 17, 2013, 10:38:12 pm
WWUD if magma was just red koolaid?
Post by: Devling on March 17, 2013, 10:46:20 pm
(Boatmurdered reference)
WWUD if he lived in Boatmurdered?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 18, 2013, 02:55:13 am
WWUD if he discovered the the fort's entire purpose was to make a set of adamantine armor for an adventurer, and that it was now to be abandoned?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 18, 2013, 03:42:59 pm
WWUD if the mighty overseer-spirit caught him in the act of running off with the goods?
Post by: Detahramet on March 18, 2013, 06:27:09 pm
WWUD if he could propel himself through the air with an endless stream of vomit
Post by: Lagslayer on March 18, 2013, 06:35:07 pm
Urist has plummeted to his death!
WWUD if the the other intelligent races banded together to stop the Dwarven Menace©?
Post by: Detahramet on March 18, 2013, 07:23:35 pm
Post by: Dr_Nocturne on March 19, 2013, 12:22:18 am
Post by: hops on March 19, 2013, 12:30:15 am
WWUD if elves could fly.
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 19, 2013, 12:33:34 am
WWUD if the fort's magma cannon emptied the entire magma sea, leaving it an empty space?
Post by: Devling on March 19, 2013, 12:47:30 am
WWUD if he was thrown in magma?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 19, 2013, 01:01:51 am
WWUD if the dorfiest idiocy he could muster was to go berserk after the death of his pet guinea hen and assault his family?
Post by: flame99 on March 19, 2013, 06:38:29 pm
WWUD if Urist if Cacame showed up?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 19, 2013, 07:30:15 pm
WWUD if he had a driver's license?
Post by: Detahramet on March 19, 2013, 07:31:35 pm
wwud if Stop Drop and Roll was a practiced procedure?
Post by: Dr_Nocturne on March 19, 2013, 07:37:18 pm
What would Urist do if there was television?
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 20, 2013, 02:51:52 am
Urist cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Watching television
Urist cancels Attend Party: Watching television
Urist cancels On Break: Watching television
Urist cancels Eat: Watching television
Urist cancels Drink: Watching television
Urist has died of thirst
WWUD if the power went out and the TV no longer worked? (Due to nobody maintaining the windmills because of the TV)
Post by: Lagslayer on March 20, 2013, 07:21:09 am
Urist is taken by a fey mood!
This is The Internet. Of all craftsdwarfship it is of the highest quality.
WWUD once he realized he needed power for the internet as well?
Post by: Remuthra on March 20, 2013, 07:22:54 am
WWUD if the internet caused a nyan catsplosion?
Post by: Sigulbard on March 20, 2013, 01:17:37 pm
WWUD if the internet caused a nyan catsplosion?
[Hasn't that already happened?]
Post by: flame99 on March 20, 2013, 04:52:50 pm
Research power generation on the internet.Poptartcat roasts for everyone!
WWUD if the internet caused a nyan catsplosion?
WWUD if Nyancat left a trail of lava instead?
Post by: grimman007 on March 20, 2013, 06:06:56 pm
Urist McLegendaryEngraver has entered a berserk rage!
Urist McLegendaryEngraver, Engraver cancels Fight: Dangerous Terrain x18
Urist McLegendaryEngraver, Engraver has died.
WWUD if he couldn't wait to bomb some dodongos?
Post by: Devling on March 20, 2013, 06:17:15 pm
WWUD if he was the one.
Post by: Remuthra on March 20, 2013, 06:22:45 pm
Urist McAnderson created Epicshades the Jewel of Spinning: A cat bone figurine!
This is a cat bone figurine of a +purring maggot cheese (5)+. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the item is an image of a spoon in hematite. The spoon is bending.
WWUD if there could be only one?
Post by: Detahramet on March 20, 2013, 09:13:42 pm
WWUD if he could beat armok in a duel where in his only weapon is the goblin tooth he knocked out of that swordsmaster last week?
Post by: Devling on March 20, 2013, 09:15:26 pm
After all, there can be only one.
WWUD if he berzerked next to a floodgate?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 20, 2013, 10:24:13 pm
WWUristMcSalsaDo if he was still alive in his current state?
Post by: Xanmyral on March 20, 2013, 10:29:37 pm
WWUD if he was a noble who was actually sane/reasonable?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 20, 2013, 11:41:15 pm
WWUD with all of his bolts and bucklers?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 21, 2013, 02:44:03 am
WWUD if inventory weight limits were implemented?
Post by: Detahramet on March 21, 2013, 11:20:39 pm
WWUD after dancing with the (completely non-threatening and non-agressive) devil in the pale moonlight?
Post by: Dr_Nocturne on March 22, 2013, 01:52:29 am
What would Urist do if he could harvest the power of lightning?
Post by: ArmokGoB on March 22, 2013, 03:17:46 am
WWUD if he was made of cotton candy?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 22, 2013, 07:10:50 am
WWUD if everything was an aquifer? Soil, rocks, trees, and items.
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 22, 2013, 11:10:18 am
WWUD if everything she touched turned to magma?
Post by: IronTomato on March 22, 2013, 11:12:46 am
WWUD If he wanted to put a bangin' donk on it?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 22, 2013, 12:30:06 pm
WWUD if a hammer-wielding ass rampaged through the fort?
Post by: Mesa on March 22, 2013, 12:36:01 pm
tie a hammer to a donkey, and tie the donkey to the item in question.
WWUD if a hammer-wielding ass rampaged through the fort?
Attend a meeting.
WWUD if s/he was an elf king? (still a dwarf)
Post by: Remuthra on March 22, 2013, 12:41:38 pm
WWUD if he was sent to the moon?
Post by: Mesa on March 22, 2013, 12:44:35 pm
Consume a dwarf roast.
WWUD if he was sent to the moon?
Unleash the HFS hidden within. (if he didn't break his shuttle halfway through)
WWUD if he was a box?
#noidea
Post by: Xanmyral on March 22, 2013, 12:51:44 pm
WWUD if his blood was booze of many an ever changing variety? What would other dwarfs do if they found out?
Post by: hops on March 22, 2013, 03:16:37 pm
WWUD if He was a Deity?
Post by: flame99 on March 22, 2013, 04:48:23 pm
WWUD if he was disallowed from going on breaks?
Post by: Remuthra on March 22, 2013, 05:16:36 pm
WWUD if nobody expected the Dwarven Inquisition?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 22, 2013, 05:20:55 pm
WWUD if the super secret party bunker the goblins were always trying to get to was actually his dining room?
Post by: grimman007 on March 22, 2013, 06:55:01 pm
WWUD if he was tomb robbing with three humans (two male, one female), an androgynous elf, and a halfling?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 22, 2013, 09:38:08 pm
WWUD if his entire life was pre-determined and totally not procedurally generated like it ought to be?
Post by: flame99 on March 22, 2013, 09:45:58 pm
Be precedurally generated anyways.
WWUD if he had to pull a lever to stop a massive horde of zombies from reaching the !!SUPER SECRET PARTY BUNKER!!?
Post by: Dragoon_103 on March 23, 2013, 01:06:08 am
(Fakeninja) Become the Order of the ASCII
Be precedurally generated anyways.
WWUD if he had to pull a lever to stop a massive horde of zombies from reaching the !!SUPER SECRET PARTY BUNKER!!?
He would first, dismantle the lever the throw it at the impending zombie hoard then look blankly at them
WWUD if he was stranded on an island and was allowed to have 2 things?
Post by: hops on March 23, 2013, 02:13:36 am
WWUD if Mewgenics (http://supermeatboy.com/141/Mew_Genics_/) came out and somehow he had a PC.
Post by: Devling on March 23, 2013, 02:43:55 am
WWUD if there was a catsplosion?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 23, 2013, 10:29:07 pm
WWUD in a world without stone or magma?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 23, 2013, 10:56:35 pm
"Urist, your idea is brilliant! You're on fire!"
Urist McDwarf has melted.
WWUD with duct tape?
Post by: ArmokGoB on March 24, 2013, 01:30:52 am
WWUD if he was Toady's father?
Post by: Mlamlah on March 24, 2013, 01:05:53 pm
What would urist do if an elf invited him to dinner?
Post by: Remuthra on March 24, 2013, 01:48:01 pm
WWUD if beard hair could be made into Beard Whisky?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 24, 2013, 06:45:00 pm
WWUD if he discovered that the fort's 150 cats were spys for the elves?
Post by: Devling on March 24, 2013, 06:47:22 pm
WWUD if he saw a really nice table?
Post by: CyberUrist on March 24, 2013, 08:38:34 pm
WWUD if he was playing Sburb?
Post by: hops on March 24, 2013, 09:39:30 pm
WWUD if he has a mouth but doesn't have to scream?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 24, 2013, 09:50:13 pm
WWUD if the overseer and all his nagging orders suddenly vanished?
Post by: Mlamlah on March 25, 2013, 12:04:43 am
What would urist do if he could ignore the orders of the overseer?
Post by: Devling on March 25, 2013, 12:07:28 am
WWUD if he was fighting a titan.
Post by: Frelus on March 25, 2013, 04:16:41 am
WWUD if he had to dam a river, all by himself, with only a training axe and only woodcutter skill?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 25, 2013, 05:39:29 am
WWUD if the best skill of the fort's new doctor was butchery?
Post by: grimman007 on March 25, 2013, 09:57:49 pm
AH! After ten thousand years I'm FREE! It's time to conquer EARTH!
Alpha, Rita's escaped! What Does Urist Do?
Post by: CyberUrist on March 25, 2013, 10:07:28 pm
WWUD if fighting an invincible blob made of fat?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 25, 2013, 10:18:13 pm
Urist bites the blob of fat!
Actually, this may take a while.
WWUD if a magma flood was flowing towards the booze stockpile?
Post by: ArmokGoB on March 26, 2013, 01:25:20 am
WWUD if he had to defend the fortress against a goblin siege with a XXElf Leather TurbanXX?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on March 26, 2013, 08:17:38 am
WWUD if goblins weren't cat lovers?
Post by: CyberUrist on March 26, 2013, 03:07:16 pm
Stuff it with cats and throw at them.Offload all cats into a goblin camp.
WWUD if goblins weren't cat lovers?
WWUD if !!Urist!!?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 26, 2013, 04:41:51 pm
WWUD if magma kittens?
Post by: Frelus on March 26, 2013, 05:22:41 pm
WWUD if the sky fell on his head?
Post by: CyberUrist on March 26, 2013, 07:45:54 pm
Cuddle magma kittens.The spinning xX+sky+Xx strikes Urist in the head, bruising the muscle!
WWUD if the sky fell on his head?
WWUD if he tried to eat an XX!!oak logs!!XX?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 26, 2013, 08:36:50 pm
WWUD if he had a pet badger?
Post by: Remuthra on March 26, 2013, 08:52:48 pm
WWUD if he controlled the Dwarven News Network?
Post by: ArmokGoB on March 27, 2013, 12:05:22 am
WWUD if he had a rubber band ball made of elf guts?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 27, 2013, 08:21:46 am
WWUD if the demon lord of the Goblins was withholding the patent for socks?
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 27, 2013, 11:43:58 am
WWUD if goblin's were slightly larger, and goblinite armour and clothing couldn't be used because of that?
Post by: Monk321654 on March 27, 2013, 03:05:15 pm
Yes, even the cloth.
WWUD if she bit into a rock whilst eating a plump helmet?
Post by: Gamerboy4life on March 27, 2013, 03:18:38 pm
Continue eating, throw tantrum because of broken teeth, break teeth of other dwarves with the rock, and start a new dental industry in the fortress.
WWUD if confronted by a forgotten beast, with no escape?
Post by: Dr_Nocturne on March 27, 2013, 03:37:10 pm
WWUD if he had to choose between legendary socks or lifetime supply of booze?
Post by: CyberUrist on March 27, 2013, 06:36:36 pm
Hope that it is made of water.Be a greedy bastard and choose both.
WWUD if he had to choose between legendary socks or lifetime supply of booze?
WWUD if he was the server player for another dwarf in Sburb?
Post by: Remuthra on March 27, 2013, 06:38:30 pm
WWUD if he had the One Sock to Rule Them All?
Post by: Cheesecake on March 28, 2013, 09:43:03 am
WWUD with the One Sock?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 28, 2013, 10:34:04 am
WWUD if embarked on a mosquito-infested swamp?
Post by: hops on March 28, 2013, 05:36:42 pm
WWUD if he is in a bizarro world where elves live underground mining stones while dwarves cut trees and build forest retreats?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 28, 2013, 06:46:32 pm
WWUD with a giant bearsharktopus?
Post by: flame99 on March 29, 2013, 12:27:59 am
WWUD with a !!BEARSHARKTOPUS!!?
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 29, 2013, 01:07:00 am
What would Cacame von Elf do if a !!BEARSHARKTOPUS!! attacked his forest retreat?
Post by: ArmokGoB on March 29, 2013, 01:14:22 am
WWUD if the world was made of magma?
Post by: hops on March 29, 2013, 04:20:44 am
WWUD if he was an NPC in the game Igynpadca (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=104495.0)?
Post by: grimman007 on March 30, 2013, 07:57:14 pm
WWUD if elves adopted dwarves like cats do?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 30, 2013, 11:22:26 pm
WWUD if the elves were too adorable to butcher, and knew to hang out in the booze stockpile to avoid magma?
Post by: Corai on March 30, 2013, 11:24:43 pm
WWUD if booze laced with blood could not be drunk? Drank? Dank?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 31, 2013, 06:37:45 am
WWUD if all the members of the multi-legendary military got turned into husks by an evil cloud?
Post by: CyberUrist on March 31, 2013, 07:41:04 am
Put a stick in it, then freeze it. Yummy!
WWUD if all the members of the multi-legendary military got turned into husks by an evil cloud?
Take back their socks.
WWUD if he was a barrel of endless dopamine?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on March 31, 2013, 01:16:44 pm
WWUD if he was just a lump of sentient slime...with a beard?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 31, 2013, 01:46:15 pm
WWUD if he was a booze elemental with a beard?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 31, 2013, 01:53:22 pm
WWUD if all their pet coatis had reverted to a wild state?
Post by: Detahramet on April 01, 2013, 04:47:37 am
WWUD if she had done the above, but somehow miraculously recovered from being dead?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 01, 2013, 09:49:29 am
WWUD on April Fool's Day?
Post by: Remuthra on April 01, 2013, 09:52:25 am
WWUD when he realized the circus had actually come to town?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on April 01, 2013, 08:35:46 pm
WWUD as a bard?
Post by: human_dictionary on April 02, 2013, 02:42:27 am
WWUD if some young dwarf stole his spotlight by creating the popular newspaper comic strip series: 'what would Medtob do?'
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 02, 2013, 06:26:14 am
WWUD if she heard of a human that can walk on water and turn water into wine?
Post by: IronTomato on April 02, 2013, 07:06:24 pm
WWUD If he found a Slenderman?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 02, 2013, 10:39:23 pm
WWUD if the slender being in question was in fact a giant?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on April 02, 2013, 11:00:00 pm
WWUD when he inevitably throws his back out while
Post by: Lagslayer on April 02, 2013, 11:40:17 pm
WWUD if the beards revolted against their dwarven hosts?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 03, 2013, 06:17:04 am
WWUD with an aerial faith plate?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 03, 2013, 10:04:32 am
WWUD if he couldn't make it to that meeting that would decide whether or not he ended up getting drafted for the suicide squad?
Post by: SquatchHammer on April 03, 2013, 11:07:29 am
WWUD if he was generated as being pure raw adamant?
Post by: wer6 on April 03, 2013, 04:16:23 pm
WWUD if he counterstriked A murderous ghost and killed it, leaving its Highly distillate corpse for the Dwarf.
Post by: Lagslayer on April 03, 2013, 04:57:21 pm
WWUD if his civilization didn't know how to brew alcohol?
Post by: fractalman on April 04, 2013, 02:31:37 am
What would urist do if the elves were the only race capable of maintaining the shrine to the one god/goddess capable of preventing the entire world from getting husked?
Post by: sjm9876 on April 04, 2013, 12:04:39 pm
WWUD if he was adopted by a zombie cat?
Post by: Iceblaster on April 06, 2013, 09:52:07 am
WWUD if he got trapped in a magma chute?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 06, 2013, 10:16:44 am
WWUD if he was on the Jersey Shore?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on April 06, 2013, 04:21:30 pm
WWUD if he was rewarded a Nobel Peace Prize for his heroic actions?
Post by: hops on April 06, 2013, 04:39:23 pm
WWUD if he met the Great Old Ones.
Post by: Remuthra on April 06, 2013, 04:41:01 pm
WWUD if dwarves gained cybernetic technology?
Post by: hops on April 06, 2013, 04:44:04 pm
WWUD if it was raining elves and gobbos.
Post by: CyberUrist on April 06, 2013, 04:59:00 pm
Protect his beard, the only thing organic left in his body, with his un-life.
WWUD if it was raining elves and gobbos.
Quickly set up a pit trap filled with spikes to act as a rain gutter.
WWUD if he was playing The Overseer Project (http://www.theoverseerproject.com/) with 7 of his friends?
Post by: PDF urist master on April 06, 2013, 08:02:00 pm
WWUD if he had to live among elves?
Post by: Monk321654 on April 06, 2013, 08:08:04 pm
WWUD if some dwarf invented a toaster?
Post by: SquatchHammer on April 06, 2013, 09:34:08 pm
WWUD if he discovered the Underwear Gnomes from South Park.
Post by: Lagslayer on April 06, 2013, 09:53:17 pm
WWUD if ponies invaded the fortress?
Post by: Iceblaster on April 07, 2013, 01:18:57 am
WWUD If those ponies knew how to make booze better than ☼Plump Helmet Wine☼
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 08, 2013, 12:55:30 am
WWUD if there was a shortage of ☼pony meat and booze☼ roasts?
Post by: hops on April 08, 2013, 02:12:47 am
WWUD if Armok sieged the fortress.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on April 08, 2013, 07:31:56 am
WWUD if the fortress started flooding with blood?
Post by: Remuthra on April 08, 2013, 03:32:23 pm
WWUD if magma mist gave good thoughts like regular mist?
Post by: Detahramet on April 08, 2013, 05:10:54 pm
WWUD if she came...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on April 08, 2013, 05:16:26 pm
WWUD if the guards came for him?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on April 08, 2013, 06:05:24 pm
How would Urist get ye flask?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 08, 2013, 06:33:33 pm
WWUD if he could turn booze into socks?
Post by: CyberUrist on April 08, 2013, 07:57:21 pm
Trade it for a sock.Find a way to brew socks into booze to make an endless cycle.
WWUD if he could turn booze into socks?
WWUD if he was admiring a waterfall?
Post by: flame99 on April 08, 2013, 08:12:39 pm
WWUD if he could see !!FIRE!!?
Post by: hops on April 08, 2013, 11:17:51 pm
Urist's head has asploded
WWUD if he was appointed goblin spokesman.
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 10, 2013, 07:19:40 am
WWUD if someone replaced all the booze with colored water?
Post by: IronTomato on April 10, 2013, 07:33:33 am
WWUD If through the magma and the fun we carry on?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 10, 2013, 07:36:16 pm
WWUD if stuck between the clowns below and the legion of husks above?
Post by: Archereon on April 10, 2013, 08:23:39 pm
WWUD if he were drafted into the Kerbal Space Program?
Post by: mnjiman on April 11, 2013, 04:33:22 am
In other words...
Urist has gone berserk.
Urist grabs Kerbal left foot third toe nail.
Urist throws Karbal.
Kerbal collides with object.
Kerbal explodes on impact.
WWUD if he met Armok?
Post by: IronTomato on April 11, 2013, 07:27:08 am
Urist cancels blow up: Blown up.
WWUD If he discovered that alcohol was flammable?
Post by: Archereon on April 11, 2013, 10:16:31 am
^^ Clearly the Kerbal landed on his feet then; it's been proving with SCIENCE, and, with the advent of reentry heating !!SCIENCE!! that kerbals can survive falling from orbit if they land on their heads.
WWUD if a freak SCIENCE experiment resulted in him being turned into an elf?
Post by: hops on April 12, 2013, 02:01:39 am
WWUD if his world was a DnD campaign and he was to be sent as a cleric to (insert deity name here) to aide the Heroes on a quest to defeat Armok and his army of night creatures?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on April 12, 2013, 07:28:42 am
WWUD if he rolled a natural D20?
Post by: Xanmyral on April 12, 2013, 08:35:50 am
WWUD if he was aware he was in a DnD campaign?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on April 13, 2013, 06:28:43 pm
WWUD if a Giant Sponge has appeared?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 13, 2013, 07:28:24 pm
WWUD if a giant sponge husk got inside the fort?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 13, 2013, 10:19:17 pm
WWUD if he struck a vein of... cheese?
Post by: Remuthra on April 13, 2013, 10:21:48 pm
WWUD if he dug so far down he fell out of a hole in the bottom of the world?
Post by: hops on April 14, 2013, 05:16:01 am
WWUD if he found a masterwork elf leather sock?
Post by: Mrhappyface on April 14, 2013, 12:56:12 pm
WWUD if he wasn't comfy enough in his bed?
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 14, 2013, 01:05:29 pm
WWUD if alien invaders from Mars came to snatch livestock and women?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on April 14, 2013, 05:57:05 pm
WWUD if a legion of minotaurs came to burn their women and rape their churches?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 14, 2013, 10:16:25 pm
WWUD if the fort was attacked by tripods (from War of the Worlds)?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on April 15, 2013, 02:03:29 am
WWUD if the elves suddenly decided they no longer wished to protect nature and came to him to learn the dwarfy ways?
Post by: Caprealis on April 15, 2013, 09:11:32 am
What would Urist trade to the elves for cheap wood and metal?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 15, 2013, 02:37:38 pm
WWUD if Warhammer 40k?
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on April 15, 2013, 04:32:16 pm
WWUD after being captured by the DE
Post by: Remuthra on April 15, 2013, 04:33:25 pm
WWUD if !!MATH!!?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on April 15, 2013, 04:44:25 pm
WWUD if !!PHYSICS!!?
Post by: Archereon on April 15, 2013, 05:18:26 pm
WWUD if suddenly Solar Exaltation?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 15, 2013, 06:19:39 pm
WWUD if he failed his geology course because he insisted the stupid human instructor knew what he was talking about?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 15, 2013, 08:57:58 pm
WWUD if irony could kill?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on April 15, 2013, 09:10:02 pm
WWUD if he dug up a balrog?
Post by: zzedar on April 15, 2013, 09:55:09 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 15, 2013, 10:20:23 pm
The attack is deflected by the -pig tail cloak-.
WWUD if the cats were breeding faster than the butchers could butcher them?
Post by: hops on April 16, 2013, 12:08:23 am
WWUD if dwarves were actually intelligent and do things efficiently?
Post by: Em3rgency on April 16, 2013, 05:13:36 pm
WWUD if Toady died tomorrow? (Meaning no more updates)
Post by: Eric Blank on April 16, 2013, 06:20:07 pm
WWUD if Toady didn't post status updates for two weeks straight?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 16, 2013, 07:22:04 pm
WWUD with a death note?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 17, 2013, 01:05:04 am
WWUD if the eyeball grass became multi tile trees in the next version?
Post by: Iceblaster on April 17, 2013, 01:24:30 am
WWUD If Eye grass became sentient
Post by: Eric Blank on April 17, 2013, 08:39:18 am
WWUD if he was a genetic engineer?
Post by: IronTomato on April 17, 2013, 08:28:50 pm
"Yep, there we go! APC destroyed, mission accomplished."
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD If he was Niko Bellic, and was tired of his cousin organizing parties at the gentleman's club?
Post by: Detahramet on April 18, 2013, 08:30:27 am
WWUD instead banging a hooker with his gun?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 18, 2013, 10:37:27 am
WWUD if the king mandated plump helmet wine socks?
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 18, 2013, 11:18:45 am
WWUD in Team Fortress 2?
Post by: Mrhappyface on April 18, 2013, 11:24:44 am
Go Fell and make dwarven blood socks of the finest quality out of the king. Blood is close enough to wine.Scoff at the hats of plebians and sell a piece of headgear encrusted with every material imaginable for a quantum dump space's worth of keys.
WWUD in Team Fortress 2?
WWUD when a Subway employee asks him what he wants?
Post by: ParadoxicalGallifreyan on April 18, 2013, 01:32:14 pm
Employee: "You expect me to make a roast out of fat? And biscuits out of liquid? I'm not even going to think about how revolting that last part is. Are you drunk, man?"
Urist: *stares at his +fungiwood wine barrel+*
Urist: "Is this a trick question?"
Employee: "Just pick something off the menu."
Urist: "But when possible, I prefer to consume prepared troll intestines. I've been tired of eating the same old thing lately."
Employee: "I don't care how unhappy you are, I'm not making that order."
Urist is throwing a tantrum!
Urist strikes the Subway Employee with the +fungiwood wine barrel+, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The Subway Employee has been struck down.
WWUD if the overlord told him to bring wood to trade with the elf caravan?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 18, 2013, 02:35:51 pm
WWUD if the elves traded their entire load for the wooden trinket and left, happy as can be?
Post by: Just Some Guy on April 18, 2013, 03:26:11 pm
WWUD if he was everything. Everything.
Post by: ParadoxicalGallifreyan on April 18, 2013, 06:27:06 pm
What would Urist McMayor do if the miners breached the HFS right after bringing some raw adamantine into the metal stockpile?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on April 18, 2013, 08:20:17 pm
WWUD if dragons actually had wings. And could fly. And could be tamed. And Urist was one of the chosen few to be one of the dragon-knights of The Locked Virgins, greatest of all dwarven civs?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 18, 2013, 08:58:45 pm
WWUD if all the horrible things he has done came back to haunt him?
Post by: hops on April 19, 2013, 02:01:51 am
WWUD if he was the Elfborn, a dwarf with power to use magic by waving a branch around, and he is destined to defeat Alwemeduin, the People-Eater?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 19, 2013, 04:24:09 am
WWUD if other liquids could flow like water?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on April 19, 2013, 05:02:15 am
WWUD if his rum-river was contaminated with vampire blood?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 19, 2013, 01:21:01 pm
WWUD if he hadn't had alcohol in as long as he could still remember?
Post by: hops on April 19, 2013, 10:42:31 pm
WWUD if a booze colossus attacked him?
Post by: Remuthra on April 19, 2013, 10:44:08 pm
WWUD if Prohibition?
Post by: zzedar on April 19, 2013, 10:50:35 pm
Post by: Mr Space Cat on April 19, 2013, 10:54:02 pm
What does Urist do that Bilbo Baggins hates?
Post by: ParadoxicalGallifreyan on April 20, 2013, 01:36:40 pm
Urist chips the +gabbro mug+!
Urist cracks the *microcline plate*!
Urist blunts the -adamantine knife-!
Urist bends the +bismuth bronze fork+!
WWUD if everyone in the fort was berserk but him?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on April 20, 2013, 09:07:35 pm
WWUD if he had psychic powers and was invited to the annual spoon-bending competition?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 20, 2013, 09:24:32 pm
WWUD if vampires were sparkly and drained his cats of blood?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 20, 2013, 09:38:44 pm
WWUD if the hammerer refused to use the adamantine hammer?
Post by: hops on April 21, 2013, 01:58:21 am
WWUD if he gets atacked by a dragon wearing full-set adamantine armor that breathe syndrome gas that cause the victims to turn into bees?
Post by: Boea on April 21, 2013, 03:04:28 am
WWUD if they were the Wicker Man.
Post by: Remuthra on April 21, 2013, 08:49:26 am
WWUD if he won the lottery?
Post by: Em3rgency on April 21, 2013, 10:06:42 am
WWUD if he had super powers? (Superman superpowers)
Post by: sjm9876 on April 21, 2013, 10:08:31 am
WWUD if he was picked up by a giant eagle?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 22, 2013, 05:22:52 pm
The dwarf punches the giant eagle in the head with his left hand, bruising the muscle and jamming the skull through the brain.
The giant eagle has been knocked unconscious!
The giant eagle has been struck down!
Urist McDinner has died after colliding with an obstacle
WWUD if he broke his leg?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on April 22, 2013, 06:45:27 pm
WWUD if HE got pregnant?
Post by: Just Some Guy on April 22, 2013, 07:35:51 pm
WWUD if he read a DF mpreg fanfic?
Post by: CyberUrist on April 22, 2013, 08:06:54 pm
Urist McOC cancels Star in Fanfic: Committing suicide.
WWUD if he read a DF mpreg fanfic?
Be horrified by the concept of homosexuality.
WWUD if on fire with no booze stockpiles in sight?
Post by: Xanmyral on April 22, 2013, 08:11:36 pm
WWUD if every time he did something unintelligent, he got a shock, but if every time he did something intelligent he was rewarded with booze and-or socks?
Post by: Catsup on April 22, 2013, 08:20:46 pm
WWUD if every time he did something unintelligent, he got a shock, but if every time he did something intelligent he was rewarded with booze and-or socks?he'd laugh uncontrollably and run to pull the sock/booze lever with a crazed smile until his heart finally stops from excess electrocution.
WWUD if he was forced by the overseer to impale his wife and kids so as to prevent a tantrum spiral from destroying the fort?
Post by: Xanmyral on April 22, 2013, 08:24:21 pm
WWUD if the world entered prohibition and dwarfs became the equivalent of rum runners, where everyone came to them in speakeasies to get delicious alcohol?
Post by: Catsup on April 22, 2013, 08:27:14 pm
WWUD if the world entered prohibition and dwarfs became the equivalent of rum runners, where everyone came to them in speakeasies to get delicious alcohol?he would fail miserably at attempted rum-running as he accidentally drinks every barrel he tried to run.
WWUD if he ran out of slabs while making memorials for his wife and kids after having impaled them and disposed of their corpses with magma?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 22, 2013, 11:31:48 pm
WWUD if caught in the crossfire of a great battle of ostriches and pandas?
Post by: Catsup on April 23, 2013, 12:16:49 am
WWUD if caught in the crossfire of a great battle of ostriches and pandas?she'd throw her baby at one of the animals as a decoy and run away.
WWUD if he could not find a slab for his kid before the ghost appeared and proceeded to tantrum, finally realizing his child died, only to be locked up in a smasher room and is about to be atom smashed by his best friend?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 23, 2013, 02:50:32 am
WWUD if he was so itchy he felt as though his skin were on fire?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on April 23, 2013, 03:07:42 am
WWUD if Elven Hitler?
Post by: Catsup on April 23, 2013, 10:38:49 am
WWUD if Elven Hitler?start a tantrum spiral halfway through the dwarven genocide process, which results in the overthrowing of the elven fuhrer and mass slaughtering of all elves.
WWUD if he was forced by the overseer to make bone bolts out of the bones of his dead wife and kids after having processed their corpses in a necromancer-powered corpse grinder?
Post by: Just Some Guy on April 23, 2013, 02:46:11 pm
WWUD if he had to eat +dwarf sweetbread biscuits+?
Post by: Uthric on April 24, 2013, 07:13:42 am
Wwud is he was going to CCPland.
Post by: grimman007 on April 28, 2013, 07:04:01 am
WWUD if he was given a dwarf leather sock made from his wife?
Post by: Remuthra on April 28, 2013, 07:29:44 am
WWUD if he was a dwarven bard?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 28, 2013, 07:54:41 pm
WWUD if given a quest to kill an olm man in the sewers?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on April 28, 2013, 10:29:06 pm
WWUD with a fish on a stick?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 28, 2013, 11:19:31 pm
WWUD if she became terrified of fish-sticks after a goblin invasion featuring a fish-stick squad which butchered her entire family?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on April 29, 2013, 01:41:30 am
WWUD if gnomes drank all the booze and the only liquid left in the fortress was gnomeblight?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on April 29, 2013, 08:10:41 am
WWUD if dwarves were gnomes?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 29, 2013, 09:38:14 am
WWUD if the gnomes masqueraded as dwarves?
Post by: Catsup on April 29, 2013, 10:54:10 am
WWUD if the gnomes masqueraded as dwarves?pave the floors of the fortress in !!gnomeblight!! so that whoever doesnt burn is a dwarf.
WWUD if he had to pull a lever to stop a forgotten beast and undead siege from entering the fort, but there was a party going on at the time?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on April 29, 2013, 03:11:41 pm
WW Urist McCivilian do if he was the only thing standing between her baby and a snatcher?
Post by: Catsup on April 29, 2013, 04:23:37 pm
WW Urist McCivilian do if she was the only thing standing between her baby and a snatcher?Urist McGoodMother cancels seeking infant: interrupted by goblin thief.
Goblin thief has stolen Urist McBaby!
WW Urist Mcsleepyhead do if the overseer was using a xbirchen bedx as forgotten beast (building destroyer) bait in a forgotten beast trap?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 29, 2013, 04:36:06 pm
WWUD if the forgotten beast trap failed because Urist McSalsa somehow managed to ruin the entire setup by being there?
Post by: Catsup on April 29, 2013, 06:20:16 pm
WWUD if the forgotten beast trap failed because Urist McSalsa somehow managed to ruin the entire setup by being there?Urist McCivilian cancels store item in stockpile: interrupted by forgotten beast.
*the overseer forbids the hatch above him to seal off the main staircase from the forgotten beast.
Urist McCivilian has been struck down!
WW Urist McDoctor do if Urist McCivilian somehow survived/escaped and carried the deadly extract on him back to the hospital?
Post by: hops on April 29, 2013, 07:47:47 pm
WWUD if the gnomes snuck in and paved the booze stockpile with dwarfblight?
Post by: flame99 on April 29, 2013, 08:20:07 pm
WWUD in Gnome Fortress?
Post by: hops on April 29, 2013, 08:23:48 pm
WWUD if goblins used magma.
Post by: Catsup on April 29, 2013, 09:26:16 pm
WWUD if goblins used magma.dump water on goblins during their attempted magma flooding of the fortress during a siege, resulting in needing to dig out obsidian for goblin christmas, but everything being alright.
WWUD if the overseer's plan to capture HFS using a webbed cage trap maze failed because Urist McLeverpuller was too busy attending Urist McParasiticChild's party?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 30, 2013, 04:04:47 am
..who are currently busy being dead. Uh oh.
WWUD if the goblins left what appeared to be a giant barrel on wheels outside the fort's gates?
Post by: hops on April 30, 2013, 04:46:49 am
WWUD if he saw !!water!!
Post by: Kolnukbyne on April 30, 2013, 06:05:30 am
WWUD if he had access to the RAWs?
Post by: hops on April 30, 2013, 05:11:09 pm
WWUD if he couldn't dig.
Post by: Remuthra on April 30, 2013, 05:15:09 pm
WWUD if he could fly?
Post by: Xanmyral on April 30, 2013, 05:29:09 pm
WWUD if turned into a friendly husk+necromancer+vampire+were-creature+night-creature abomination?
Post by: pisskop on April 30, 2013, 07:37:37 pm
WWUD if he was a feared noble?
Post by: Catsup on April 30, 2013, 07:59:05 pm
WWUD if he was a feared noble?become weaponized by the overseer in a way that he is now "safe to handle" and no longer feared (except by the enemy).
WWUD if he had to choose between killing himself or letting his soulmate be raped by goblins. (inspired by this thread (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=125579.0))
Post by: Mr Space Cat on April 30, 2013, 10:57:10 pm
WWUD if all he had to wear was a loincloth studded with menacing spikes?
Post by: Cheesecake on April 30, 2013, 11:14:32 pm
WWUD if he dropped his loincloth in the magma sea.
Post by: calico103 on May 01, 2013, 12:01:08 am
Wear it as underwear reversed so the spikes point inwards.
WWUD if he dropped his loincloth in the magma sea.
"Hey, I got my loincloth back, but where'd all these cuts on my hand come from?!"
WWUD if he found out he was named after a crappy weapon?
Post by: hops on May 01, 2013, 05:54:27 am
WWUD if he was drowning in booze?
Post by: Archereon on May 01, 2013, 05:17:26 pm
WWUD if he were posting in this thread?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 01, 2013, 05:32:25 pm
WWUD if the oppressed human culture revolted?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 02, 2013, 01:14:46 am
WWUD a kobold master thief crippled the entire military?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 02, 2013, 06:33:47 pm
WWUD if he and one of the kobolds became chisel pals?
Post by: Remuthra on May 02, 2013, 06:35:21 pm
WWUD if the goblins learned how to dig?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 02, 2013, 06:37:37 pm
WWUD if he was accused of spying for the kobolds because he was exchanging tablets with one of them?
Post by: Markus on May 02, 2013, 10:47:02 pm
WWUD if he ate a Bronze Colossus?
Post by: Andreus on May 03, 2013, 08:42:31 am
What would Urist do if he was in a B-movie?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on May 03, 2013, 09:59:12 am
WWUD if he discovered a new species
Post by: IronTomato on May 03, 2013, 11:14:52 am
WWUD If ?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 03, 2013, 11:46:09 am
WWUD it the goblins discovered danger rooms?
Post by: wer6 on May 03, 2013, 04:45:31 pm
WWUD do if kitty cats?
Post by: Remuthra on May 03, 2013, 04:54:03 pm
Cat: Meow.
Urist: Aww.
Blind Cave Ogre: ME SMASH!
Cat: Gurk!
Mrs. Kitters: Cat has been struck down!
Urist: Sad. :'(
WWUD if Toady added several new forms of insanity?
Post by: flame99 on May 03, 2013, 05:06:54 pm
WWUD if he became Overseer?
Post by: Andreus on May 03, 2013, 06:12:32 pm
What would Urist do if he became a bitter, jaded, spiteful misanthrope, incapable of feeling positive emotion and only moved to any passion whatsoever by the misery and despair of others?
Post by: Xanmyral on May 03, 2013, 06:43:38 pm
WWUD if everyone in the fortress had his name?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on May 03, 2013, 09:39:59 pm
WWUD if his name was not Urist?
Post by: Xanmyral on May 03, 2013, 10:16:09 pm
WWNUD if he wasn't Not-Urist but also not Urist?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 03, 2013, 11:01:03 pm
WWUD with radioactive booze?
Post by: hops on May 03, 2013, 11:17:03 pm
WWUD with radioactive cats?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 04, 2013, 01:08:37 am
Sadly, Urist does not survive.
What would Urist McAdventurer do if throwing was nerfed?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on May 04, 2013, 02:40:30 am
WWUD if his arms were replaced with tentacles?
Post by: Andreus on May 04, 2013, 05:45:25 am
What would Urist do with tomatoes?
Post by: Cheesecake on May 04, 2013, 08:10:29 am
WWUD if he was captured and the only way to escape was to shave his beard and use it as a rope?
Post by: flame99 on May 04, 2013, 09:44:12 am
WWUD if he got access to DFHack?
Post by: Hamsmagoo on May 04, 2013, 10:25:16 am
WWUD if he found out how to craft turbans and arrows?
Post by: Andreus on May 04, 2013, 11:12:50 am
What would Urist do if he could manipulate probability?
Post by: Facekillz058 on May 04, 2013, 12:15:51 pm
WWUD if Beard Titan?
Post by: Hamsmagoo on May 04, 2013, 01:10:28 pm
WWUD if undead vampire werechinchilla?
Post by: Remuthra on May 04, 2013, 01:12:52 pm
WWUD if thrown into the caves for pirating the War Sock?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on May 04, 2013, 08:15:32 pm
WWUD if socks were sentient beings with immense psychic powers and a hatred for all things living and unliving?
Post by: Cheesecake on May 04, 2013, 08:20:12 pm
What would Urist name his Bay12 account?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 04, 2013, 08:27:35 pm
WWUD if his fellow dorfs abandoned him?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 04, 2013, 10:17:32 pm
WWUD if he was a legendary +5 waxworker?
Post by: hops on May 05, 2013, 12:12:41 am
Spoiler: Obviously it's packed with wax (click to show/hide)
WWUD if his artifact, Waxpacked, melted?
Post by: Cheesecake on May 05, 2013, 12:18:42 am
WWUD if he was a Forgotten Beast?
Post by: Andreus on May 05, 2013, 02:17:32 am
What would Urist do if he was a titan?
Post by: Remuthra on May 05, 2013, 07:37:31 am
WWUD with an army of booze colossi?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 05, 2013, 08:06:44 am
WWUD if the goblins sieged with tesla coils?
Post by: Cheesecake on May 05, 2013, 08:45:08 am
WWUD if magic was finally implemented?
Post by: Andreus on May 05, 2013, 01:39:59 pm
What would Urist do if he put on a robe and wizard's hat?
Post by: Remuthra on May 05, 2013, 01:43:11 pm
Quote
Protect the fort with an Edison hammer! Patent them all to death!ENGAGING FACT NAZISM...
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 06, 2013, 02:05:00 am
WWUD if a rival mechanic got the crazy idea of making all of the mechanisms reverse direction 60 times a second?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on May 06, 2013, 05:29:53 am
WWUD if he approached a gazebo but does not know what a gazebo is, thinking it's some kind of monster?
Post by: Cheesecake on May 06, 2013, 06:52:02 am
WWUD if a noble mandates that Urist is not allowed to fulfill his mandate?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on May 06, 2013, 07:09:10 am
WWUD if he gained access to the dwarf raws?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 06, 2013, 09:09:56 am
WWUD with some fire imp leather and a =clear glass table=?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 06, 2013, 08:21:50 pm
WWUD if thirty other dwarves had burned to death trying to move said oven to it's place in the kitchen?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 06, 2013, 09:36:54 pm
WWUD if he discovered that he could keep his beer in a nethercap cabinet?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on May 06, 2013, 11:13:32 pm
WWUD with nethercap ballista bolts?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 07, 2013, 09:51:20 pm
WWUD with a slade bowling ball?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on May 08, 2013, 05:52:05 pm
WWUDI he had to choose a material to make a planepacked weapon out of?
Post by: Remuthra on May 08, 2013, 05:58:49 pm
WWUD if everyone in the civ got a strange mood at once?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on May 08, 2013, 06:16:25 pm
Urist cancels be sane: wanted godam shells
Post by: Kolnukbyne on May 09, 2013, 03:08:21 am
Lose at Mario Kart.
WWUD if goblins, elves, humans, clowns and a minotaur invited him to go minecart racing?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 09, 2013, 05:27:12 am
WWUD if the clowns invented picks?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on May 09, 2013, 04:52:34 pm
Post by: Mr Space Cat on May 09, 2013, 05:38:20 pm
Post by: Xanmyral on May 09, 2013, 05:39:24 pm
WWUD if sense of smell was implemented?
Post by: flame99 on May 09, 2013, 05:55:05 pm
WWUD if he was the pinball wizard?
Post by: WaffleEggnog on May 09, 2013, 08:50:56 pm
WUDD if he lived in present day?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 09, 2013, 10:38:48 pm
WWUD if he all he could find in every barrel he searched was rope reed fiber mittens soaked in plain old water?
Post by: itisnotlogical on May 09, 2013, 11:16:54 pm
WWUD if he discovered the RAWs?
Post by: hops on May 10, 2013, 12:20:14 am
WWUD if carps started flocking to underwater caves and build civilizations?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 11, 2013, 03:12:09 am
WWUD if he tasted the watery substance that humans think is beer?
Post by: hops on May 11, 2013, 04:13:48 am
WWUD if he move faster the less alcohol he has in his system?
Post by: Remuthra on May 11, 2013, 07:13:38 am
WWUD if he discovered a portal to Bay 13?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on May 11, 2013, 02:43:16 pm
WWUD if he was in minecraft? (sorry but i know someone will do something witty)
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 11, 2013, 05:33:17 pm
WWUD if he was transformed into a bearded DF dragon that had alcohol breath rather than fire breath?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 11, 2013, 06:59:18 pm
WWUD if alcohol quieted those insane voices in his head?
Post by: Remuthra on May 11, 2013, 07:00:36 pm
WWUD if he became a dwarven rockstar?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 11, 2013, 07:04:22 pm
Write the single worst song ever, try to play it on a rock lute. Get beaten with trousers.
WWUD if he was swept away by a horde of yak cows?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on May 11, 2013, 10:27:58 pm
WWUD if super-heros inhabited his world?
Post by: hops on May 11, 2013, 10:57:00 pm
WWUD if he is playing a game where he play as a human playing Dwarf Fortress?
Post by: flame99 on May 12, 2013, 12:56:05 am
WWUD if there was a slenderman siege?
Post by: grimman007 on May 15, 2013, 07:30:08 am
WWUD if he and his fort were designated as SCPs (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/main/)?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 15, 2013, 10:03:07 am
WWUD if his overseer was abducted by the SCP to enforce containment protocols on the dwarves?
Post by: grimman007 on May 15, 2013, 02:02:21 pm
WWUD if he was a half-elf, half-dwarf monstrosity?
Post by: Scootagoose on May 15, 2013, 02:59:51 pm
WWUD if he were shunned from society?
Post by: ajg1g12 on May 16, 2013, 10:17:00 am
WWUD If elves told him to stop cutting down the tree he was chopping at?
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 16, 2013, 10:39:28 am
WWUD if she was transported to a Bizarro world where everything is opposite?
Post by: RenoFox on May 16, 2013, 01:21:31 pm
WWUD if dwarves invented asbestos?
Post by: pisskop on May 16, 2013, 01:34:29 pm
WWUD if Decepticons landed, demanding their pig tails and product as tribute?
Post by: hops on May 16, 2013, 03:05:21 pm
WWUD if he embarked on an ark fort that float around the ocean?
Post by: Scootagoose on May 16, 2013, 03:53:24 pm
WWUD if he actually knew how to drive a wagon?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 16, 2013, 04:04:17 pm
WWUD if he was accosted by terrible vermin and forced to talk to a grudge recently?
Post by: ChuckWeiss on May 16, 2013, 07:20:18 pm
WWUD if there were crops to pick?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on May 16, 2013, 08:49:58 pm
WWUD if he had a procrastination problem?
Post by: hops on May 16, 2013, 10:56:01 pm
WWUD if he can't go on break.
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 17, 2013, 03:32:47 am
WWUD if he couldn't find his bed because of all of the old clothing on the floor?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 17, 2013, 05:09:50 pm
WWUD if he obsessed over the inherent unfairness of the current system of government?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on May 17, 2013, 05:46:08 pm
WWUD if a dragon riding a bigger dragon attacked the fortress?
Post by: hops on May 17, 2013, 06:06:49 pm
WW Elf Do if he met Catten Etanidemewa the Dwarven King of Elves?
Post by: Remuthra on May 17, 2013, 06:08:58 pm
What would Yurinst do if he was a dwarven terrorist leader?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 17, 2013, 06:15:38 pm
WWUD if he discovered his best friend was wearing a fake beard?
Post by: hops on May 17, 2013, 06:22:57 pm
WWUD if all the cats in the fort turned into FBs?
Post by: Xanmyral on May 17, 2013, 06:37:25 pm
WWUD if immune to death?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 17, 2013, 10:07:48 pm
If Urist died and got to challenge Death to a game for his life, what game would he chose?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 17, 2013, 10:20:26 pm
WWUD if air pressure were implemented?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on May 17, 2013, 10:47:06 pm
WWUD if his beard was a sponge?
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 17, 2013, 11:19:26 pm
WWUD if his only weapon to fight a horde of goblins was his booze-soaked beard?
Post by: hops on May 18, 2013, 01:04:09 am
WWUD if elves were magma-resistant?
Post by: wer6 on May 18, 2013, 12:10:31 pm
WWUD if he turned into A elf? With A beard?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on May 18, 2013, 03:11:27 pm
WW Urist McMayor do if he saw a lever but could not get to it to pull it?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 18, 2013, 03:27:18 pm
WWUD if there was a ghost following his wife around, screaming loudly at her?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on May 19, 2013, 08:00:45 am
WWUD if a pile of items on one tile could act as a ramp or wall?
Post by: Chimpanzee on May 19, 2013, 09:45:01 am
WWUD if he would be attacked by a glass cannon spider FB made of steam with deadly dust and webs?
Post by: Remuthra on May 19, 2013, 09:49:44 am
WWUD if all the magma cooled into rock?
Post by: Chimpanzee on May 19, 2013, 09:54:13 am
WWUD if she was forced to ride one of the elephants of Boatmurdered?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on May 19, 2013, 09:04:38 pm
WWUD if she fell off her !!Elephant!!?
Post by: Xanmyral on May 19, 2013, 09:27:22 pm
WWUD if she could cure any wound or ill?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 19, 2013, 10:01:42 pm
WWUD with his very own war giant sponge mount?
Post by: flame99 on May 19, 2013, 11:12:54 pm
WWUD if he got killed by a demon in HFS, but just appeared in HFS again due to his sins against... well, everything?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 19, 2013, 11:28:48 pm
WWUD if his innards decided they wanted to revolt against him for his consumption of too much booze and cheese?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 20, 2013, 02:59:02 am
The stomach punches the dwarf in the head, shattering the skull, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
Urist has been struck down.
And now you have a flashing named stomach moving around your fort however it is that stomachs move.
What would the elves do if the dwarfs suddenly started requesting salads?
Post by: hops on May 20, 2013, 04:14:44 am
WW Coraibold Do if a dwarf stole something from his camp?
Post by: ChuckWeiss on May 20, 2013, 10:44:43 am
WWUD if there was mud in drinking water.
Post by: Chimpanzee on May 20, 2013, 11:43:03 am
WWUD if the mayor mandated the production of a drum? (pre-0.34.08, remember fellows?)
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 20, 2013, 12:32:02 pm
WWUD if the mayor mandated the construction of beds, barrels, warhammers and flasks?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on May 21, 2013, 05:16:09 am
WW Urist McBlacksmith do if metal bars felt pain and screamed when hurt?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 21, 2013, 02:35:52 pm
His left arm is missing. His left lung is missing.
WWUD if the hammerer confiscated all the booze?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on May 22, 2013, 05:35:40 am
WWUD if booze barrels would fight to defend their precious contents because of some crazy spell?
Post by: Scootagoose on May 22, 2013, 08:59:46 pm
*Barrel is struck down*
*Urist McDrunk throws a tantrum!
WWUD if he lost to said barrel?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 24, 2013, 10:04:15 pm
WWUD if mimes got into the booze stockpile?
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 24, 2013, 11:01:13 pm
WWUD if clowns got in to the booze stockpile. (Normal clowns, not the especially Fun kind.)
Post by: Chimpanzee on May 25, 2013, 01:27:35 am
WWUD if he discovered all clothes he wears were made of rope reed instead of pig tail?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on May 25, 2013, 02:12:46 pm
WWUD if some accident in operating atom smasher led to a sock approaching his face at lightspeed?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 25, 2013, 03:18:54 pm
Things do not end well for Urist. Or the landscape.
WWUD if the elves discovered how to replicate this device?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on May 25, 2013, 05:06:04 pm
WWUD if he was captured in his attempt to do this
Post by: hops on May 25, 2013, 05:22:53 pm
WWUD if the world was a hammer with an adamantine hilt?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on May 25, 2013, 06:09:25 pm
WW Armok do in response to this?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on May 25, 2013, 09:01:48 pm
A section of the world as collapsed!
WWUD with a mole of moles? (http://what-if.xkcd.com/4/)
Post by: hops on May 25, 2013, 09:13:12 pm
WWUD if the humans built a spaceship?
Post by: Remuthra on May 25, 2013, 09:22:41 pm
WWUD once in possession of said spaceship?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 25, 2013, 09:27:05 pm
WWUD if he discovered that elves weren't really using magic to gather wood?
Post by: hops on May 25, 2013, 09:51:55 pm
WWUD if the elves ignored the diplomat and started to blatantly deforest?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on May 25, 2013, 10:22:45 pm
WWUD if he discovered that elves actually had great, deep mines, built heinous traps, weaponised magma (and everything else), adored alcohol, built danger rooms for their children and soldiers and soldier-children and absolutely loved deforesting and treated the whole anti-woodcutting thing (and the ambushes that follow) as one big joke that everyone took a bit too seriously?
Post by: Remuthra on May 25, 2013, 10:26:47 pm
WWUD if the game was finally won, having killed every other race and done everything possible?
Post by: hops on May 25, 2013, 10:33:48 pm
WWUD if falling into the glowing pit sends him into the real world?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 26, 2013, 02:39:23 am
The player has been struck down.
WWUD in this situation?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on May 26, 2013, 02:49:01 am
WWUD if the DF world was the Matrix and he awoke to a post-apocalyptic robot ruled future?
Post by: Cheesecake on May 26, 2013, 03:18:54 am
WWUD if he had to fight a forgotten beast in the matrix?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 26, 2013, 08:01:34 am
WWUD if it turned out the Matrix was just a dream?
Post by: Tinyheavyistiny on May 26, 2013, 04:36:52 pm
WWUD if he discovered he had killed his king?
Post by: Remuthra on May 26, 2013, 04:43:11 pm
WWUD if he tantrumed and destroyed the political system?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 26, 2013, 04:45:04 pm
WWUD if he was 71 and already had nothing left to live for?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on May 26, 2013, 05:22:48 pm
WWUD if he created a quantum artifact? (ala Planepacked)
Post by: Just Some Guy on May 26, 2013, 08:47:09 pm
WWUD if goblin paratroopers?
Post by: Tinyheavyistiny on May 26, 2013, 08:56:25 pm
WWUD if he was stuck ice?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 26, 2013, 09:10:18 pm
WWUD if an avalanche was headed his way?
Post by: Gavakis on May 26, 2013, 09:26:58 pm
Be angry. That dwarf just hit him!Urist cannot find path: buried in snow.
WWUD if an avalanche was headed his way?
WWUD if his king was an Elf?
Post by: TheDarkStar on May 26, 2013, 09:41:14 pm
WWUD if he lost his beard?
Post by: Xanmyral on May 26, 2013, 09:59:49 pm
WWUD with dwarf beard made of dwarf?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on May 26, 2013, 11:00:38 pm
What would Urist dress up as on Halloween?
Post by: Remuthra on May 26, 2013, 11:04:28 pm
WWUD if his religion was being persecuted?
Post by: Callista on May 28, 2013, 01:53:57 am
WWUD if he woke up to discover that Prohibition had been enacted?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on May 28, 2013, 05:32:18 am
WWUD if he learned that all this tim he'd been drinking non-alcoholic beer/spirits/wine etc.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 28, 2013, 06:32:58 am
WWUD after this realization?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 28, 2013, 06:36:19 am
WWUD if the mountains the dwarves lived in were rapidly shifting upwards, destroying all the dwarves' hard work within 50 years of any given project's completion?
Post by: Chimpanzee on May 28, 2013, 11:49:15 pm
WWUD if the mayor accidentally got atom-smashed while sitting on the quantum garbage dump?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on May 29, 2013, 06:01:59 pm
WWUD if he could only make one engraving before he bled out from a goblin's ({silver bolt})
Post by: flame99 on May 29, 2013, 07:08:42 pm
WWUD if he was a bandit?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 30, 2013, 01:29:07 am
What would Urist McDoctor do if he was ordered to stop using adamantine thread?
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 30, 2013, 04:19:04 am
WWUD if a genie gave her three wishes?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 30, 2013, 09:05:14 am
2. Socks
3. Flood the surface world with magma
WWUD if he was a hemomancer?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on May 30, 2013, 05:16:23 pm
WWUD if she mandated the production of a lay pewter bed, but was the fort's only smith?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 30, 2013, 05:52:34 pm
WWUD if his wife wanted him hanged?
Post by: Remuthra on May 30, 2013, 05:56:17 pm
WWUD if they were ordered to hammer themselves?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on May 30, 2013, 08:18:57 pm
WWUD if zeppelins?
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 31, 2013, 05:02:03 am
WWUD if she could make one thing immediately implemented in the game?
Post by: Tinyheavyistiny on May 31, 2013, 10:23:11 am
WWUD if he found an Adamantine guitar?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on May 31, 2013, 10:58:44 am
The guitar counterstrikes!
Guitar hacks Urist in left arm with it's strings and the severed part sails off in an arc!
WWUD with an adamantite string and a pile of masterwork mechanisms?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on May 31, 2013, 12:56:39 pm
WWUD if he tripped over an adamantine string he didnt see
Post by: Lagslayer on May 31, 2013, 01:33:16 pm
WWUD if magma was edible, but not any cooler?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on May 31, 2013, 02:53:24 pm
WWUD if someone invented cream that would prevent cave adaption? Of course, one of it's indegrient would be magma...
Post by: slothen on May 31, 2013, 03:09:06 pm
Deconstruct the trap and use the string to sew his legs back on.
WWUD if magma was edible, but not any cooler?
market it as a way to burn off all that internal fat
Post by: flame99 on May 31, 2013, 04:26:40 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on May 31, 2013, 05:33:52 pm
Sell a barrel of *magma roast* to elves.
WWUD if someone invented cream that would prevent cave adaption? Of course, one of it's indegrient would be magma...
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 31, 2013, 10:26:09 pm
His face is melted.
WWUD if he noticed that all of the fort's fishing was being done by a ghost?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on June 01, 2013, 12:16:29 am
WW Urist's full name be if U.R.I.S.T were actually initials?
Post by: flame99 on June 01, 2013, 03:16:07 am
WWUD if he was U.R.I.S.T.
Post by: Chimpanzee on June 01, 2013, 03:50:06 am
WWUD if she was U.R.I.S.T's wife?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 01, 2013, 11:12:43 am
WWUD if THIEF! PROTECT THE HORDE FROM SKULKING FILTH!
Post by: Remuthra on June 01, 2013, 12:30:08 pm
WWUD if Armok charged him with the creation of the First Anvil?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 01, 2013, 04:22:21 pm
This is a Dwarf Soul Anvil. Of all craftsdwarfship, it is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of rage. it is studded with glory. On the item is an image of a dwarf in dwarf blood. The dwarf is forging his own soul into solid form. The image refers to the creation of ForgeGlory by Urist at the dawn of time.
WWUD if souls were rediscovered as a crafting material?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on June 01, 2013, 08:44:52 pm
WWUD if he needed to create some kind of colossal, possibly wall-like structure, to protect from the
Post by: flame99 on June 01, 2013, 10:08:22 pm
WWUD if he was the overseer?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on June 02, 2013, 06:37:37 am
WWUD if Toady added bards and other musicians as nobles in next version?
Post by: Chimpanzee on June 02, 2013, 01:57:26 pm
Flee from the nails-scratching-stones
WWUD if he was a bard?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 02, 2013, 03:32:04 pm
WWUD if the husks outside wanted to trade?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 02, 2013, 08:20:24 pm
WWUD if the husks didn't bumrush the obsidian caster corridor like he'd planned?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 03, 2013, 12:58:27 am
What would Urist McOverseer do if his citizens complained that his death trap megaprojects were more of a threat to the fort than its enemies?
Post by: Chimpanzee on June 03, 2013, 07:18:33 am
WW Chimpanzee do if he was told to write a list of the pros of elves compared to other races? (he thinks they are scum, as usual)
Post by: Kolnukbyne on June 03, 2013, 07:34:48 am
WWUD if every position, from Wood Burner to King, could only be achieved through killing someone currently in that position?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on June 03, 2013, 07:38:47 am
What Would Udib Do after becoming Urist?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 03, 2013, 10:12:19 am
What would Elfy Mcenvironmentalist do if the ecosystem was collapsing because there were humans within a 100 mile radius of anything whatsoever? Because we all know that humans are unnatural and extremely toxic to all life forms. And also evil.
Post by: wer6 on June 03, 2013, 07:07:49 pm
WW Elfymc Environmentalist do if the Daleks stole his spess ship and started bringing more Daleks?
Post by: Remuthra on June 03, 2013, 07:09:57 pm
WWUD if DF 2.0.0?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 03, 2013, 07:37:40 pm
WWUD if the mountainhome invaded the fortress to stop the world obliteration device from being completed?
Post by: hops on June 04, 2013, 02:12:13 am
What would Urist McOverseer do if the world obliteration was completed.
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 04, 2013, 03:17:48 am
Dwarf Fortress.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close.
WWUD if he suddenly realized that wheat is used to make bread, not roasts?
Post by: hops on June 04, 2013, 04:37:49 am
WWUD if he found out breads don't need to be roasted?
Post by: Andreus on June 05, 2013, 04:21:47 pm
What would Urist do if he developed faster-than-light space travel?
Post by: hops on June 05, 2013, 09:01:39 pm
WWUD if his fortress-spaceship landed on a bizarro world inhabited by dwarves commonly named Armok, and controlled by a god named Urist?
Post by: Remuthra on June 05, 2013, 09:09:48 pm
What would Armok do?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on June 06, 2013, 12:39:11 am
What Would Divine Urist Do having the power to not-so-accidentally magma everything?
Post by: Chimpanzee on June 06, 2013, 01:45:28 am
WWUD if everything was magma'd?
Post by: hops on June 06, 2013, 02:23:24 am
WWUD if everything was obsidian'd?
Post by: Remuthra on June 06, 2013, 04:32:56 pm
What would the elves sell other than obsidian?
Post by: flame99 on June 06, 2013, 10:45:16 pm
Import: MURDER
Post by: hops on June 06, 2013, 11:05:44 pm
Post by: sjm9876 on June 07, 2013, 04:52:54 am
WWUD if the elves ate his cat?
Post by: UberFuber on June 07, 2013, 08:45:59 am
WWUD if they're out of elves?
Post by: Chimpanzee on June 07, 2013, 08:56:33 am
WWUD if he was in such a situation (out of elves) but was not a cannibal?
Post by: Tinyheavyistiny on June 07, 2013, 10:05:22 am
WWUD if his mouth was on fire?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 07, 2013, 10:15:16 am
WWUD if Tron?
Post by: Just Some Guy on June 07, 2013, 07:15:02 pm
Urist McDwarf has died after colliding with an obstacle
WWUD if WarGames?
Post by: Remuthra on June 07, 2013, 07:18:55 pm
What would Urist do if World War 3 and !!Cats!! everywhere?
Post by: hops on June 07, 2013, 07:50:30 pm
WWUD if a force of light has arrived...
Post by: Eric Blank on June 07, 2013, 08:28:55 pm
WWUD if the force of light was appalled by the dwarves' actions and was about to leave?
Post by: hops on June 07, 2013, 09:09:07 pm
WWUD if goblins started digging and breaking walls?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on June 07, 2013, 09:28:04 pm
Magma Moat, nuf said
WWUD if goblins were magma safe
Post by: Lagslayer on June 07, 2013, 09:31:30 pm
WWUD with a few dozen obsidian-encased goblins?
Post by: Remuthra on June 07, 2013, 09:34:43 pm
WWUD if chess replaced torture as the new hit sport?
Post by: hops on June 07, 2013, 09:51:36 pm
WWUD if goblins started digging and breaking walls?
Post by: Flarp on June 08, 2013, 02:39:13 am
WWUD if the Forgotten Beast Volvagia had come? A tremendous dragon composed of fire. Its red scales are set far apart. Beware its deadly breath!
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 08, 2013, 04:56:31 am
The forgotten beast has died.
What would Urist McLegendaryBrewer do if someone pointed out that booze takes more than 5 seconds to ferment?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 08, 2013, 10:32:49 am
WWUD if fluffy wamblers sieged the fortress.
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on June 08, 2013, 12:40:50 pm
WWUD if a megabeast army formed and was headed toward the fort?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on June 08, 2013, 09:04:52 pm
WWUD if Thrips men appeared and tried to trade with the fortress?
Post by: ITHEURIST on June 10, 2013, 02:56:08 pm
Strike the earth. Strike the Candy. Strike the run the hell away and watch.Let them unload the goods then take them prisoner and pee on the much needed supplies.
WWUD if Thrips men appeared and tried to trade with the fortress?
What would a Urist do if he was locked in a cage with a dragon...
Post by: Mr Space Cat on June 10, 2013, 04:40:40 pm
WWUD if he got thirsty while caged with the dragon?
Post by: Remuthra on June 10, 2013, 04:44:52 pm
WWUD if +Pig Tail Sock+ Whiskey has the same value modifier as Sunshine?
Post by: flame99 on June 10, 2013, 06:32:12 pm
WWUD if he had to kill a BC without any armor, weapons, or fluffy wamblers?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on June 10, 2013, 10:47:37 pm
WWUD if he was made of bronze?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on June 11, 2013, 12:31:29 am
WWUD if he could punch Armok in the face?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 11, 2013, 01:32:15 am
WWUD if an army of cats sieged the fort?
Post by: Chimpanzee on June 11, 2013, 05:05:11 am
WWUD if a hostile dwarven civilization sieged the fort?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 11, 2013, 09:30:13 am
WWUD if cats increased FPS instead of draining it, but other things still reduced it?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on June 11, 2013, 09:49:59 am
WWUD if he was deconstructing a floor
Post by: Mrhappyface on June 11, 2013, 10:11:48 pm
WWUD if he became a higher being like Dr. Manhattan?
Post by: Fien on June 12, 2013, 06:48:53 pm
How much wood could a wood Urist chuck if a wood Urist could chuck wood?
Post by: Remuthra on June 12, 2013, 06:59:16 pm
If the wood Urist had a minecart, how much wood would he chuck?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 12, 2013, 09:38:28 pm
WWUD if back pain was implemented?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 12, 2013, 10:13:30 pm
WWUD with his own theme park?
Post by: Hectonkhyres on June 15, 2013, 12:47:33 pm
WWUD with his own theme park?Make the log ride consist of magma and minecarts in a nobles only warren. It doubles as an obsidian factory.
What would Urist do if a Forgotten Beast arrives that is made out of nothing but elves and cats? Beware its deadly dust!
Post by: Chimpanzee on June 15, 2013, 01:59:42 pm
WWUD if dogs randomly adopted dwarves, just like cats?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on June 16, 2013, 05:58:45 pm
WWUD if dogs had dwarvenly beards?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 16, 2013, 06:21:12 pm
WWUD with a giga-beard?
edit: correcting hilarious misspelling.
Post by: Remuthra on June 16, 2013, 06:45:53 pm
WWUD if U.R.I.S.T. offered her dwarven cake?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 16, 2013, 10:37:26 pm
WWUD if he met Cave Johnson?
Post by: flame99 on June 16, 2013, 10:50:58 pm
WWUD if he had a portal gun?
Post by: Monk321654 on June 16, 2013, 11:48:13 pm
WWUD if he broke his hand after punching an iron man in the head?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on June 17, 2013, 12:13:42 am
WWUD if he undiscovered fire, dooming all dwarven civilization to being unable to create new metal objects?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on June 17, 2013, 01:28:34 am
WWUD if he attempted to use this intimidating glare on elves?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 17, 2013, 01:39:47 am
What would Urist McBookkeeper do if someone pointed out that he could do his job more effectively by actually getting up and walking to the stockpiles to count the items?
Post by: Chimpanzee on June 17, 2013, 03:18:03 am
WWUD if the only barrel of booze in the fortress was taken by Urist McBookkeeper, who is now updating stockpile records?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 17, 2013, 04:08:56 pm
WWUD if the last barrel of booze was lost when Urist McThirsty threw a tantrum, beat the bookkeeper, and it wound up under a drawbridge that was promptly lowered, crushing it into oblivion?
Post by: flame99 on June 17, 2013, 08:45:28 pm
WWUD if he was forced to drink Hippie Ale (Elf blood booze)
Post by: Remuthra on June 17, 2013, 08:51:22 pm
WWUD if everyone else in the world drank Hippie Ale and were transformed into shambling Dwarven Treants?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 17, 2013, 09:38:18 pm
WWUD if the treant-dwarves were instead fast and deadly?
Post by: Kolnukbyne on June 17, 2013, 10:51:11 pm
WWUD if he fermented?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on June 17, 2013, 11:54:14 pm
WWUD if he drank himself dry?
Post by: highzealot on June 21, 2013, 12:38:06 pm
WWUD if there was no still?
Post by: Chimpanzee on June 21, 2013, 02:08:51 pm
WWUD if there were no wood, no rock, no metal, no glass, and no still?
Post by: Remuthra on June 21, 2013, 02:09:57 pm
WWUD if he became a legendary necromancer from creating a bone still?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 21, 2013, 06:27:12 pm
WWUD with cows that gave booze instead of milk?
Post by: highzealot on June 21, 2013, 09:51:26 pm
WWUD if magma and alcohol switched places?
Post by: flame99 on June 21, 2013, 10:06:50 pm
WWUD if he was the last living or non-living thing in existence?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 21, 2013, 10:20:53 pm
WWUD if all adamantine pillars started floating on magma?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on June 22, 2013, 01:08:13 am
WWUD if he was at the moment searching for socks in the pile of goblins used as earthquake protection?
Post by: Chimpanzee on June 22, 2013, 03:26:25 am
WWUD if his quarters were carved into adamantine with SMR walls?
Post by: hops on June 22, 2013, 03:39:21 am
WWUD if booze turned into adamantine.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 22, 2013, 07:31:17 pm
WWUD if military prisoners adopted dwarves like cats?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 24, 2013, 04:15:39 am
WWUD if an army of bloodsucking mosquitoes descended upon the fort?
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on June 24, 2013, 07:19:06 am
WWUD with <<-Dwarf Blood Barrel->> given that dwarven blood is 99,(9)% alcohol?
Post by: TheDarkStar on June 24, 2013, 03:06:15 pm
WWUD if he didn't care about drinking dwarf blood (or eating sentients in general).
Post by: flame99 on June 24, 2013, 03:07:08 pm
WWUD if all dwarfs had become elves?
Post by: highzealot on June 24, 2013, 07:07:59 pm
WWUD if beds didn't need wood?
Post by: Remuthra on June 24, 2013, 07:58:50 pm
What Would Urist McNoble do if a rival political party arrived preaching that heretical philosophy of freedom from mandates?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 24, 2013, 08:08:37 pm
WWUD if he discovered he could get drunk faster on pure alcohol?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on June 25, 2013, 01:38:21 pm
...well, he'd start brewing and drinking pure alcohol then.
WWUD with a tomato?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 26, 2013, 02:45:16 am
WWUD if someone informed him that you can't throw sugar, sugar, more sugar, and even more sugar on a counter, cram it together and call it a roast?
Post by: flame99 on June 26, 2013, 02:48:42 am
WWUD if he was burnt at the stake?
Post by: Urist MacNoob on June 26, 2013, 09:25:36 pm
WWUD if Armok decided to change all his body mass into cobwebs except for his fat, which became adamantine, and his hair, which became rose gold?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on June 26, 2013, 09:37:05 pm
WWUD in a game of hide and seek?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 26, 2013, 09:51:30 pm
WWUD if booze required water to be made?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 03, 2013, 01:28:56 am
WWUD if the daily special at the still was giant cave spider venom wine?
Post by: Chimpanzee on July 03, 2013, 03:47:08 am
WW a resident gnome do if the daily special at the still was gnomeblight?
Post by: flame99 on July 03, 2013, 11:59:20 am
WWUD if he was Gimli?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on July 03, 2013, 02:14:56 pm
WWUD if he was taking the hobbits to Isengard?
Post by: Urist MacNoob on July 03, 2013, 02:43:51 pm
WWUD if he had the power to make his foot transform into a foot with a forgotten beast's ass wrapped around it?
Post by: flame99 on July 03, 2013, 02:45:57 pm
WWUD if the before-mentioned monster was descending on him?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on July 03, 2013, 04:22:08 pm
WWUD if his foot transformed into a foot with a wereass wrapped around it?
Post by: Chimpanzee on July 03, 2013, 04:43:59 pm
WWUD if he were a wereass and Armok stopped time from flowing during a full moon?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 03, 2013, 05:10:57 pm
WWUD if giant, flaming moon chunks were raining down from the sky?
Post by: flame99 on July 03, 2013, 06:40:55 pm
WW Overseer Do if every dwarf in the fortress was named Urist McUrist, and all had the exact same profession, the exact same names, and could not be customized?
Post by: HectorX on July 03, 2013, 11:35:51 pm
WWUD if told he could never drink booze again, in exchange for a statue of him placed in the middle of the fortress surrounded by waterfalls?
Post by: flame99 on July 03, 2013, 11:55:41 pm
WWUD if there was no booze in the universe, and no way of making booze?
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 04, 2013, 12:18:14 am
WWUD if ANYTHING could be made into booze?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 04, 2013, 02:12:12 am
WWUD if trees had booze for sap?
Post by: Krevsin on July 04, 2013, 03:00:05 am
WWUD if dwarves wouldn't mine?
Post by: wer6 on July 04, 2013, 12:58:55 pm
WWUD if Elfs can be used to mine?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 05, 2013, 01:51:07 am
WWUD if elves were mimes?
Post by: Krevsin on July 05, 2013, 02:01:45 am
WWUD if he could drink magma?
Post by: hops on July 05, 2013, 02:21:56 am
WW Elf Do if he lives in a bizarro world where dwarves are stone hippies that occasionally send diplomats to limit mining of stones, while Elves constantly tried to blow up the world with their megaprojects?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 05, 2013, 03:45:25 am
Urist McLam er has melted in magma.
WWUD if the overseer mandated the use of mugs when drinking?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 05, 2013, 09:14:10 am
WWUD if he had a bunch of filming equipment?
Post by: Urist MacNoob on July 05, 2013, 10:58:11 am
What would Urist do if he was selected to be the beard-shaving hammerer of the tyrannical booze-hoarding king that happens to be sitting next to a lever that would dump said king into a pool of magma?
Post by: TheDarkStar on July 05, 2013, 08:52:12 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 06, 2013, 01:27:29 am
Post by: CHR1SZ on July 06, 2013, 02:00:47 am
WWUD if he saw a peaceful looking animal?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 06, 2013, 08:27:11 am
WWUD if he was adopted by a cat forgotten beast with a deadly sting?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on July 06, 2013, 08:22:15 pm
Urist is knocked away by the force of the blow!
Urist collides with an obstacle and explodes in a cloud of ludicrous gibs!
WWUD if he was actually an urist named Dwarf?
Post by: Remuthra on July 06, 2013, 08:26:28 pm
WWUD if he was an expert in dwarven quantum physics?
Post by: hops on July 06, 2013, 10:15:00 pm
WWUD if Dwarf Fortress FPS rate never go down.
Post by: Lagslayer on July 07, 2013, 08:18:17 am
WWUDif cats exploded when they die?
Post by: matskuman5 on July 08, 2013, 06:17:55 am
WWUD if he was an elf?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on July 08, 2013, 12:46:31 pm
WWUD if he was just a beard?
Post by: wer6 on July 08, 2013, 01:06:44 pm
WWUD if A beard ghost of A ELF came along?
Post by: Remuthra on July 08, 2013, 01:11:19 pm
WWUD if goblins decided to sue the dwarves for injury and child abuse?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 08, 2013, 09:06:17 pm
Throw the goblin lawyers into the
WWUD if the goblins, seeing a similarity between their races, proposed an alliance?
Post by: Remuthra on July 08, 2013, 09:07:50 pm
Nonsense!
Throw the goblin lawyers into theraptor pitdaycare room.
WWUD if the
Post by: hops on July 08, 2013, 09:09:21 pm
Remuthra: Build quantum daycare rooms.
WWUD if humans copyrighted Magma?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on July 08, 2013, 09:49:36 pm
WWUD if magma was extremely cold instead of extremely hot?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 08, 2013, 10:12:22 pm
WWUD with The Tardis?
Post by: Just Some Guy on July 10, 2013, 04:58:07 pm
WWUD if nitric acid men appeared in the cavern?
Post by: flame99 on July 10, 2013, 05:12:48 pm
The steel sword rips off, staying in the Nitric Acid Man's grip!
Urist McVeryUnlucky punches the Nitric Acid Man in the lower body!
The severed Urist McVeryUnlucky right hand flys off in an arc!
[color=purple)Urist McVery Unluck has been struck down[/color]
WWUD if all the booze in the fortress had been contaminated with Forgotten Beast extract that caused the skin to rot, the lungs to become paralyzed, coughing blood, and the necrosis of the beard?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on July 10, 2013, 06:39:46 pm
WWUD if he had a cat for a beard?
Post by: hops on July 10, 2013, 07:31:25 pm
WWCatD if it had Urist for a beard?
Post by: Just Some Guy on July 10, 2013, 07:58:46 pm
WWUD if the overseer had chairs built in every free space in the fortress because he kept complaining about the lack of chairs?
Post by: hops on July 10, 2013, 08:54:41 pm
Where Would Urist Go if he was atomsmashed?
Post by: Loyalty on July 10, 2013, 10:13:40 pm
WWUD if he had an empty book and a pen?
Post by: Gavakis on July 11, 2013, 11:05:48 am
Comming back as ghost, trying it again.Get renowned for inventing a pen, accidentally throw book in magma.
WWUD if he had an empty book and a pen?
WWUD if he had no pants?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 11, 2013, 11:10:54 am
WWPlayerD if Urist McMayor mandated pants?
Post by: Chimpanzee on July 12, 2013, 09:40:59 am
WWUD if he discovered he wears gloves on this feet, hoods on his hands, a tunic on his legs and a show on his head?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 12, 2013, 10:41:17 am
WWUD if he could turn water into magma?
Post by: flame99 on July 12, 2013, 05:00:30 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on July 12, 2013, 05:09:13 pm
Post by: grimman007 on July 17, 2013, 11:21:15 am
WWUD if he could turn water into magma?Urist McWounded cancels Clean Self: On Fire.
WWUD if he realized he was on fire for once?
(edited because previous question was stupid)
Post by: wer6 on July 20, 2013, 11:13:42 pm
WWUD if he found otu the human civilization named themselves "the league of beards" ((this just happened to me))
Post by: brainfreez on July 21, 2013, 06:12:10 am
WWUD if giant mosquitos invaded his crop farm?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 21, 2013, 06:40:45 pm
WWUD if he failed to find a suitable location for his new farm plot?
Post by: Remuthra on July 21, 2013, 06:45:08 pm
WWUD if he attempted to distill magma?
Post by: brainfreez on July 21, 2013, 06:48:08 pm
WWUD if his name was Jesus?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on July 21, 2013, 09:55:27 pm
WWJD if he was named Urist?
Post by: Ozarck on July 21, 2013, 10:38:11 pm
WWUD if he ran out of socks?
Post by: wer6 on July 22, 2013, 10:29:01 am
WWUD if he found A genie in A lamp that gave him three wishes?
Post by: RedSeven on July 22, 2013, 01:33:35 pm
be made fun of as he wears A elf as socks "elf wearer, tree wearer na na na nana!"
WWUD if he found A genie in A lamp that gave him three wishes?
Urist would instinctively wish for infinite booze first, after that magma waterfalls and the third wish would be for elves and dwarfs to live side by side in total happiness. (thx random preference roll)! But when Urist's third wish was on his tongue, ready to be spoken out aloud....<Urist has been taken by a fey mood!> Urist forgot about elves and dwarfs, booze, magma waterfalls and even socks. He only heard his own desire now his wish! Suddenly roars of madness and desperation could be heard echoing trough the fortress. ''I must have <lamp>'' resonating over and over again, and then a bit later ''Yes i need <lamp>''. The genie saw the sudden change in the friendly little beer drinking creature and was protesting vocally against his lamp being moved the whole time but was powerless against Urist's determination and no other dwarf in the fortress dared to forbid the item after seeing the mood the screaming Urist was in. Urist tightly embraced his new treasure with both arms and made his way to the magma forge, dragging the poor complaining and pleading genie bound to it along. He smelted the <lamp> and used the material and several other materials to make a artifact metal thong. It would be named something generic like ''Blushflank the frightful balls'' All craftsmanship is of the highest quality, on the item is a image of Armok, Armok is laughing. On the item is a image of dwarfs and elves, the dwarfs and elves are at war, on the item is a image of a genie, the genie is crying.
WWUD if he stumbled upon a ferocious ancient beast that is a blob composed of dwarven beer.
Post by: flame99 on July 22, 2013, 01:40:08 pm
WWUD with Infinite Beer?
Post by: brainfreez on July 22, 2013, 02:12:01 pm
WWUD if he was trapped in a cage?
Post by: Snateraar on July 22, 2013, 03:57:50 pm
tl;dr The best home a dwarf can ever have.
WWUD if he was 20 meters away from the most gigantic booze stockpile in the universe, but would not have any limbs at all?
Post by: flame99 on July 22, 2013, 05:07:06 pm
Post by: Mr Space Cat on July 22, 2013, 08:36:15 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 22, 2013, 09:32:14 pm
WWUD if goblin thieves could kidnap any dwarf, not just children?
Post by: wer6 on July 22, 2013, 09:33:41 pm
WWUD if he found A scroll that can kill any species he wanted, and another scroll that can make any species, or make one species come back?
Post by: flame99 on July 22, 2013, 09:37:02 pm
EDIT: WWUD If he remembered he forgot to post a WWUD question?
Post by: Gavakis on July 22, 2013, 09:39:07 pm
WWUD if he found a broken thread?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he had triplets?
Post by: Ozarck on July 22, 2013, 09:49:44 pm
WWUD if he awoke one day, shaven?
Post by: hops on July 22, 2013, 11:40:00 pm
WWUD if he suddenly became an Overseer of a fort filled with Bay12 Forum members?
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 23, 2013, 12:33:29 am
EDIT: WWUD If he remembered he forgot to post a WWUD question?Have a poster answer two questions at once.
WWUD if he suddenly became an Overseer of a fort filled with Bay12 Forum members?Notice he's locked in a remote cabin with nothing but food, booze and an unfinished game about dwarves.
WWUD if he was Toady, as above?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on July 23, 2013, 03:28:45 am
WWUD if he had no job?
Post by: Snateraar on July 23, 2013, 03:44:16 am
WWUD if the meeting hall was suddenly flooded with water?
Post by: IronTomato on July 23, 2013, 07:49:00 am
WWUD If he found a forgotten beast which was suspiciously similar to Slenderman?
Post by: Snateraar on July 23, 2013, 08:56:09 am
WWUD if he was attacked by a murder of crows?
Post by: hops on July 23, 2013, 09:52:41 am
WWUD if he has no mouth but he must drink booze.
Post by: Lagslayer on July 23, 2013, 10:07:13 am
WWUD if he was writing a DF fanfiction?
Post by: Yerv on July 23, 2013, 09:19:44 pm
What would Urist do if he owned a giant gnome?
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 23, 2013, 11:44:54 pm
WWUD if he was playing Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup? (The roguelike, not some procedurally generated name for a site.)
Post by: Mr Space Cat on July 24, 2013, 12:05:34 am
WWUD if he was making a roguelike?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 24, 2013, 11:25:50 pm
WWUD if the fort was invaded by hellephants?
Post by: Lalasa on July 24, 2013, 11:29:46 pm
WWUD if faced with an unholy abomination (forgotten beast) made from steam?
Post by: McDonald on July 25, 2013, 06:50:27 am
WWUD if the fort was flooded?
Post by: mate888 on July 26, 2013, 10:35:10 pm
WWUD if he finds himself roped, naked, raped and punched in a kobold camp, with his only weapon being a sock?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on July 26, 2013, 11:11:15 pm
WWUD if he came face to face with a giant robot firebreathing car-eating badass-a-saurus rex?
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 27, 2013, 11:23:39 pm
What would Urist McAxelord do if he had to attack a giant robot firebreathing car-eating badass-a-saurus rex with a steel mace?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 28, 2013, 09:38:48 am
WWUD if gravity suddenly reversed?
Post by: KingBacon on July 28, 2013, 03:29:41 pm
WWUD if magma failed to solve a problem?
Post by: Yerv on July 28, 2013, 08:04:32 pm
What would Urist do if a kobold gave him a barrel of wine?
Post by: Ozarck on July 28, 2013, 11:30:57 pm
WWUD if she set fire to an artifact throne?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 28, 2013, 11:37:30 pm
WWUD if that new chair he just sat on was on fire?
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 29, 2013, 12:56:11 am
WWUD if he had a flaming-booze-barrel-grenade catapult?
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on July 29, 2013, 10:09:42 am
WWUD if he became the Monarch?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 29, 2013, 10:14:43 am
WWUD with an extra brain?
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on July 29, 2013, 10:38:48 am
WWUD if he were drafted into an army filled with dorfs with adamantine armor and weapons and was given a wood practice sword and a bone gauntlet?
Post by: Yerv on July 29, 2013, 02:00:02 pm
What would urist do if his brother was captured by a giant ghost?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 29, 2013, 02:38:24 pm
WWUD if the fortress was being invaded by elk birds?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 31, 2013, 03:17:59 am
WWUD if a mad scientist made a cat demon hybrid?
Post by: Yerv on July 31, 2013, 11:28:32 am
WWUD if he was a space marine sent to Mars to destroy the circus there?
Post by: Enemy post on July 31, 2013, 06:10:49 pm
WWUD Do if he were standing in an open field west of a white house,with a boarded front door?
Post by: Yerv on July 31, 2013, 07:28:41 pm
What would urist do if he was set to dwarf computing duty?
Post by: Shaked on August 01, 2013, 12:08:52 pm
WWUD if he found a camp of hippie goblins?
Post by: Brotato on August 02, 2013, 02:23:06 pm
WWUD if he migrated to a fort with a ban on magma?
Post by: Yerv on August 02, 2013, 02:35:37 pm
WWUD if he joined a fortress that banned lava and magma?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on August 02, 2013, 06:54:18 pm
WWUD with a platinum artifact golf club?
Post by: Yerv on August 02, 2013, 07:42:05 pm
WWUD with that golf trophy?
Post by: shinyarceus4 on August 04, 2013, 05:07:22 pm
WWUD with Youtube?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on August 04, 2013, 05:13:04 pm
WWUD with a youtube account?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 04, 2013, 06:26:04 pm
WWUD if buoyancy was implemented?
Post by: wer6 on August 05, 2013, 10:22:44 am
WWUD do with A Laser gun?
Post by: Yerv on August 05, 2013, 02:23:03 pm
WWUD if he had to lead a society of tiny little ant men?
Post by: shinyarceus4 on August 05, 2013, 06:35:57 pm
WWUD if he developed liver failure from all the booze?
Post by: Yerv on August 05, 2013, 07:07:47 pm
WWUD if all the booze in the world was made from the blood of elephants, and drinking it would possibly anger more elephants?
Post by: flame99 on August 05, 2013, 08:13:56 pm
WWUD if he recreated the fall of Boatmurdered x100?
Post by: Yerv on August 05, 2013, 08:20:07 pm
WWUD if he created the fall of boatmurdered x5000?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 05, 2013, 08:44:30 pm
WWUD with his artifact adamantine bow?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 06, 2013, 12:42:32 am
WWUD if he wandered into a fortress run entirely by vampires?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 06, 2013, 05:11:02 am
WWUD if he saw a dwarf throwing a tantrum right next to a bridge that was holding back magma?
Post by: shinyarceus4 on August 06, 2013, 05:57:42 pm
WWUD if he was transported to real life, yet was still an ascii smiley?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on August 06, 2013, 08:10:41 pm
WWUD at a very bad pun contest?
Post by: flame99 on August 06, 2013, 09:22:49 pm
WWUD if every masterpiece he ever made was atomsmashed?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 07, 2013, 02:59:17 am
WWUD if he had to haul a lead artifact-quality cabinet (studded with lead, adorned with rings of lead, menacing with spikes of lead, and depicting an image of a dwarf laboring in lead, of course) up 100+ z-levels, all the way to the noble's quarters?
Post by: shinyarceus4 on August 07, 2013, 06:35:44 pm
WWUD if he was the last dwarf in the world?
Post by: Scruffy on August 08, 2013, 05:49:09 am
WWUD if a shearer tried shaving him?
Post by: Yerv on August 09, 2013, 02:19:26 am
WWUD if he was a centaur with the head of a Minotaur?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on August 09, 2013, 03:11:07 am
WWUD if his head exploded from trying to think about math too hard?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 09, 2013, 03:44:56 am
WWUD with a calculus textbook?
Post by: shinyarceus4 on August 09, 2013, 02:42:26 pm
WWUD if he saw Armok?
Post by: Yerv on August 09, 2013, 03:42:16 pm
Offer it to Armok, only to get immediately smited.Go blind, and immediately age to one million years old, he is then banished and exiled to guard the holy drinking goblet for millions of years, till a dwarven hero wearing a bear leather cap and wielding a rope reed fibre whip comes in and stuff.
WWUD if he saw Armok?
WWUD if he ruled over a dark fortress and thousands of goblins were at his control?
Post by: hops on August 09, 2013, 10:31:50 pm
WWUD if Armok migrated in to his fortress.
Post by: lue on August 10, 2013, 12:46:11 am
WWUD If someone invented the electric forge?
Post by: Corai on August 10, 2013, 01:58:53 am
WWUD if Dorf Station 13?
Post by: flame99 on August 10, 2013, 02:03:53 am
WWUD if he was in the above situation?
Post by: Kerbalrocketry on August 10, 2013, 02:47:52 pm
WWUD: if he was kidnapped by Mormons.
Post by: Habbadax on August 10, 2013, 02:54:33 pm
WWUD with a military grade laser?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on August 10, 2013, 05:14:14 pm
WWUD if he was blind?
Post by: lue on August 10, 2013, 06:29:14 pm
WWUD If he found a candy Amulet of Yendor in the Circus?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 10, 2013, 11:07:32 pm
WWUD in ADOM?
Post by: Blastbeard on August 11, 2013, 01:07:11 am
WWUD if he was made a forum moderator?
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 11, 2013, 01:10:43 am
Ban everyone, then go cry in a corner in fetal position. These forums are not to be moderated by just anyone, because some of the stuff is rather disturbing.
WWUD if he killed a cat and was faced by the Master Cat? (Still in ADOM)
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 11, 2013, 04:23:14 am
Urist is crushed by Master Cat McMountain.
WWUD in the bug temple?
Post by: flame99 on August 11, 2013, 04:32:58 am
WWUD with the Si?
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 11, 2013, 11:47:39 am
WWUD if he had a thousand Sis and increasing, but was tasked to take them to a trade depot a hundred tiles away?
EDIT: For the unenlightened: The Si is an artifact in ADOM that has no general use, but multiplies itself exponentially while carried.
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 11, 2013, 02:16:30 pm
WWUD on the ChAoS plane?
Post by: Urist Mcfortwrecker on August 12, 2013, 10:08:17 am
WWUD if he was a grand master shield user?
Post by: flame99 on August 12, 2013, 10:22:30 am
Post by: Skribbblie on August 12, 2013, 06:21:55 pm
WWUD if he ran into a Kobold thief walking off with the artifacts bin?
Post by: shinyarceus4 on August 12, 2013, 07:14:22 pm
WWUD if he saw this topic?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 12, 2013, 08:42:08 pm
WWUD if a hapless hoary marmot was perched on the edge of a cliff, and Urist was trained to be a novice wrestler?
Post by: flame99 on August 12, 2013, 08:46:30 pm
WWUD if he was the best axedwarf and there was a goblin siege, but he had a bruised toe?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 12, 2013, 08:47:28 pm
WWUD if his best friend died?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 12, 2013, 08:52:53 pm
WWUD if he was the only adult dwarf left in a fortress of 100 children?
Post by: Hectonkhyres on August 12, 2013, 08:55:10 pm
What would Urist do if a wandering surgeon surgically removed his beard and attached it to the fortress hammerer's pet cat?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 12, 2013, 09:01:07 pm
WWUD if his dad thought he was a goblin and threw himself into the drowning chamber?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 12, 2013, 09:07:56 pm
WWUD if an elf came at him with a wooden sword?
Post by: Hectonkhyres on August 12, 2013, 09:18:51 pm
WWUD if an elf came at him with a wooden sword?Become convinced it was the elf's wife.
WWUD if he was allowed to retroactively change his world's worldgen parameters?
Post by: EnigmaticHat on August 12, 2013, 10:36:28 pm
WWUD if he were in minecraft?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 12, 2013, 10:47:17 pm
WWUD if he was in Terraria?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 12, 2013, 11:50:08 pm
WWUD if dwarves discovered drills and chainsaws?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 13, 2013, 12:03:24 am
-random bystander- Even the cats?
EVEN THE GODDAMN CATS.
WWUD if all the cats were drill'd?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 13, 2013, 12:10:28 am
WWUD if he learned how to read?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 13, 2013, 12:11:55 am
Failing miserably, there would be wagonmeat everywhere.
WWUD if he fell into a waterfall?
Post by: towerdude on August 13, 2013, 06:39:41 am
WWUD if he was a marksdwarf with plenty of bolts.
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 13, 2013, 09:40:54 am
WWUD if he was a zombie?
Post by: towerdude on August 13, 2013, 10:15:42 am
WWUD under a haunted glacier?
Post by: shinyarceus4 on August 13, 2013, 12:59:47 pm
WWUD if he found out that his home civilization's king was a goblin?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 13, 2013, 02:15:23 pm
WWUD if he had two beards?
Post by: Scruffy on August 13, 2013, 02:41:36 pm
Dorfs are a kind of fungus anyway.
WWUD if he found his lost pet's collar inside a plump helmet biscuit he was eating?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 13, 2013, 04:44:16 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 13, 2013, 11:53:03 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on August 14, 2013, 12:03:32 am
WWUD if Odom was playing a cruel prank and had put Urist's wife's ring in the stew?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 14, 2013, 12:17:50 am
What would Urist McChef do if he was told that mincing booze is impossible?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 14, 2013, 12:49:28 am
WWUD if all of the booze and water was gone, and all that was left was a barrel of giant grasshopper man ichor?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 14, 2013, 12:56:56 am
Urist McRetard has been struck down.
WWUD if he had a missing head?
Post by: Torrasque666 on August 14, 2013, 01:06:07 am
WWUD if a beast made of snow and a beast made of flame began battling in front of him, possibly over who gets to eat him?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 14, 2013, 01:08:03 am
Urist McOtherRetard is on fire!
Urist McOtherRetard has been burned to death.
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 14, 2013, 03:28:16 am
Post by: flame99 on August 14, 2013, 03:36:03 am
WWUD if he was on Shark Week?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 14, 2013, 03:41:13 am
WWUD if he was a shark on Shark Week?
Post by: Yerv on August 14, 2013, 12:00:47 pm
WWUD if he tried to ride a giant bat?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 14, 2013, 04:34:30 pm
WWUD if a giant bat tried to ride him?
Post by: Yerv on August 14, 2013, 06:29:27 pm
WWUD with a bat dwarf child?
Post by: TheDarkStar on August 14, 2013, 09:40:58 pm
WWUD with a bat dwarf child?
Turn it over to "child care" section of the fort.
WWUD once it goes through that?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 14, 2013, 10:34:38 pm
WWUD if he went berserk?
Post by: Yerv on August 14, 2013, 11:13:02 pm
WWUD when he fails and ends up losing both arms and lots of blood?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 14, 2013, 11:13:37 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 14, 2013, 11:49:25 pm
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 14, 2013, 11:51:39 pm
WWUD if he tantrumed?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 15, 2013, 04:41:20 pm
WWUD if he was told to make a magma forge out of bituminous coal?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 15, 2013, 04:44:07 pm
WWUD if he was told to put a clear glass floor hatch oer lava?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 15, 2013, 05:52:56 pm
WWUD if he was tasked to make five ballista parts by a noble?
Post by: lue on August 15, 2013, 06:37:17 pm
WWUD If he became a noble?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 15, 2013, 09:52:15 pm
WWUD if instead of stealing children, the goblins brought cats?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 15, 2013, 09:57:43 pm
WWUD if the Kobolds learned how to speak intelligibly?
Post by: mate888 on August 16, 2013, 12:22:40 pm
WWUD if he finds a friendly Kobold, and discovers that the Joboold have sexual attraction for him?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 16, 2013, 07:37:34 pm
WWUD if the circus was in town and he found that someone had suddenly blocked the exit with a wall of cotton candy?
Post by: flame99 on August 16, 2013, 07:45:25 pm
WWUD If the fortress was suffering from an excess of !!FUN!! and clowns?
Post by: mate888 on August 16, 2013, 09:05:18 pm
WWUD if his baby gets
Post by: Skribbblie on August 16, 2013, 10:42:33 pm
WWUD if he were mistakenly put in a coffin while still alive?
Post by: flame99 on August 16, 2013, 10:44:21 pm
WWUD if he was a Golden Great Wyrm?
Post by: hops on August 17, 2013, 04:07:35 am
WWUD if goblins can dig?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 17, 2013, 04:28:16 am
Abandon the fortress.
WWUD with a Tesla coil?
Post by: kero42 on August 17, 2013, 01:36:28 pm
WWUD if he woke up one day with no beard.
Post by: Lagslayer on August 17, 2013, 01:43:37 pm
WWUD if it turned out his beard was just hold up in the bathroom with an issue of playbeard?
Post by: Baffler on August 17, 2013, 04:43:35 pm
WWUD if he were angry with his own beard?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on August 17, 2013, 05:19:51 pm
WWUD if he started a fistfight with his beard?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 17, 2013, 07:06:01 pm
WWUD if he lost a fist fight to his beard?
Post by: Ozarck on August 17, 2013, 07:27:16 pm
What would Urist Do if (s)he went completely sober due to losing a fight with his/her own beard?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 17, 2013, 07:58:55 pm
Post by: wer6 on August 17, 2013, 09:37:01 pm
WWUD if he found A !!elf!! whos hugging people.
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 17, 2013, 11:36:30 pm
WWUD if he invented the cannon?
Post by: Baffler on August 18, 2013, 02:22:45 pm
WWUD if he was told that he could wear the rock rings Tekkud makes to trade with the humans?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 19, 2013, 04:36:59 am
WWUD if humans invented the sandwich and brought it with them to trade?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 19, 2013, 04:46:32 am
Human: No, it's the ham sandwich of life and death. It has a bit of an attitude.
WWUD if he worshiped Xom (from dungeon craw stone soup)?
Post by: wer6 on August 19, 2013, 06:18:46 am
WWUD if lava?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 19, 2013, 12:38:59 pm
WWUD if slade colossus?
Post by: shinyarceus4 on August 19, 2013, 01:22:41 pm
WWUD if he was standing on semi-molten rock?
Post by: lue on August 19, 2013, 03:55:11 pm
WWUD if he dug to the other side of the world?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 19, 2013, 05:39:32 pm
WWUD if he learned that large serrated disks could be used as melee weapons?
Post by: Enemy post on August 19, 2013, 07:00:40 pm
WWUD if he was administrator?
Post by: flame99 on August 19, 2013, 07:03:40 pm
WW Armok Do if he was banned?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 19, 2013, 09:16:02 pm
WWUD if he learned that his world was going to be deleted?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 19, 2013, 10:01:43 pm
WWAD if his CPU was reduced to a smoldering pile of ashes?
Post by: flame99 on August 19, 2013, 10:23:46 pm
WWUD if he COULD see fire?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 20, 2013, 12:06:55 am
Urist McClueless has bled to death.
WWUD if someone told him about Schrodinger's experiments with cats?
Post by: mate888 on August 20, 2013, 12:08:46 pm
WWUD if he discovers that the keas were planning war aganist the dwarves?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 20, 2013, 01:49:08 pm
WWUD if everyone in the fort was a legendary +5 marksdwarf/archer?
Post by: flame99 on August 20, 2013, 01:51:22 pm
WWUD If he was fighting a Clown with no armor and a bluemetal hammer?
Post by: shinyarceus4 on August 20, 2013, 04:00:49 pm
WWUD if Candy was edible?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 20, 2013, 05:31:33 pm
WWUD if a butcher went berserk and started cutting off everyone's beards?
Post by: Scruffy on August 20, 2013, 06:35:41 pm
WWUD if his sheared beard came back to live? (Has been attacked by own dead beard recently)
Post by: Skribbblie on August 20, 2013, 06:40:32 pm
WWUD if he heard that the mayor was actually a vampire necromancer werellama in disguise as an ornery mental patient?
Post by: mate888 on August 20, 2013, 08:05:12 pm
WWUD if he discovers that his gradfather was an elf, and his great-grandmother a kobold?
Post by: lue on August 20, 2013, 09:25:20 pm
WWUD if his kobold relatives took something from him?
Post by: Yerv on August 20, 2013, 09:34:59 pm
WWUD if her husband died to a Kobold wielding what is basically a Light-Saber for Kobolds?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 21, 2013, 12:19:56 am
Urist McWife has been struck down.
WWUD if her parents were both killed by the same adamantine dagger-weilding Kobold?
Post by: Yerv on August 21, 2013, 12:25:53 am
Urist McTantrumDaughter has been crushed.
WWUD if the goblin overlord invited him over for a dinner party, with plenty of wine cakes and tallow roasts?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 21, 2013, 12:30:22 am
WWUD if he arrived at the goblin overlord's party and found no wine cakes or tallow roasts, and that the dining hall looked strangely like a band of goblins with spears pointed at him instead?
Post by: flame99 on August 21, 2013, 12:53:44 am
WWUD if he was trapped in Sword Art Online?
Post by: hops on August 21, 2013, 05:02:22 am
WWUD if he *created* Sword Art Online.
Post by: shinyarceus4 on August 21, 2013, 02:01:07 pm
WWUD if ToadyOne was in his fortress?
Post by: Scruffy on August 21, 2013, 06:45:03 pm
Urist cancels: Use computer. Interrupted by Toady
Toady has claimed a computer workshop.
Urist McDwarf has been annoyed by the lack of unoccupied computers lately.
WWUD if he bought a copy of dwarf fortress (menacing with spikes of time well spent) from a caravan?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 21, 2013, 06:48:39 pm
WWU's ironic punishment be in the underworld?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on August 21, 2013, 08:09:53 pm
WWUD if he was the guy responsible for all the ironic punishments in the underworld?
Post by: Scruffy on August 21, 2013, 09:10:05 pm
Urist cancels: Give ironic punishment. On break.
Urist cancels: Give ironic punishment. Getting rations
Urist cancels: Give ironic punishment. Could not reach target
Urist cancels: Give ironic punishment. Interrupted by a dwarf miner breaching !FUN!pit
Soul of the damned cancels: Wait for punishment
Soul of the damned has starved.
WWUD if hell was other dwarves?
Post by: IronTomato on August 21, 2013, 09:12:35 pm
WWUD If hell was elves?
Post by: Yerv on August 21, 2013, 09:26:41 pm
WWUD if hell was Kobolds?
Post by: AJC on August 21, 2013, 10:23:53 pm
Post by: IronTomato on August 21, 2013, 10:37:21 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 22, 2013, 12:02:18 am
Nearby, a dwarf is on break.
WWUD if the fort had 50 cats and he accidentally invented catnip?
Post by: Yerv on August 22, 2013, 03:06:07 am
WWUD if he had to re populate the entirety of the shark population after some mad long eared loony killed them all for his tree bearded wife?
Post by: Baffler on August 22, 2013, 02:06:31 pm
WWUD if the overseer built a giant aquarium to look at in the dining room?
Post by: shinyarceus4 on August 22, 2013, 02:24:52 pm
WWUD if the rivers flowed with booze?
Post by: IronTomato on August 22, 2013, 09:39:13 pm
WWUD If he was a Mortal Kombat character?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 22, 2013, 10:14:05 pm
WWUD if were creaming forth from the bowels of hell all over the world, and he was the only one who could stop them?
edit: demons were screaming* How did I mess that up so bad?
Post by: Just Some Guy on August 22, 2013, 10:33:33 pm
WWUD if he found out how to cream?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 23, 2013, 07:16:41 pm
WWUD if there was no metal in the world, even adamantine?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on August 23, 2013, 07:56:40 pm
WWUD if he was a master beardsmith?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on August 23, 2013, 08:24:04 pm
WWUD if he never had a beard
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 24, 2013, 03:54:29 am
WWUD if the overseer, in the name of efficiency, put automated minecarts in all the major hallways?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 24, 2013, 04:05:28 am
WWUD if he were stuck in limbo?
Post by: Kumquat on August 24, 2013, 09:37:11 am
WWUD if he found a chair in limbo?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 24, 2013, 04:28:28 pm
WWUD if an angry but very weak forgotten beast knocked over every piece of furniture in the fortress?
Post by: Sprin on August 25, 2013, 10:10:18 am
What if he was thirsty and the only ale in the fort was guarded by a dragon and 1000 dragon baibies ready to kill the fortress.
Post by: flame99 on August 25, 2013, 10:19:15 am
WWUD if all the booze in the fortress was changed by Armok into dragon steak?
Post by: Enemy post on August 25, 2013, 02:14:09 pm
WWUD if he was overseer?
Post by: Yerv on August 25, 2013, 02:18:11 pm
WWUD if he was locked up in a small room with a bed, chair and table, but no food, on his head is an elaborate cage, inside one part there is an insane cat, in the other is a key that opens the door and takes off the cage, there are 2 strings that open these cages.
Post by: Baffler on August 25, 2013, 04:16:59 pm
WW Urist McStonecrafter do if the mayor forbade the sale of rock crafts?
Post by: wer6 on August 25, 2013, 07:01:51 pm
WWUD if gun?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 26, 2013, 04:00:26 am
What would Urist McTantrum do if he saw the hammerer approaching with an adamantine whip?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 26, 2013, 01:00:12 pm
WWUD if his pet cat mandated a new litter box?
Post by: Skribbblie on August 26, 2013, 02:56:29 pm
WWUD if
Post by: mate888 on August 27, 2013, 04:14:10 pm
WW Likot do if Urtist was trying to kill him to stay with the cat?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 02, 2013, 12:34:01 am
WWUD if a cat was killing everyone in the fort?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 02, 2013, 03:07:06 am
WWUD if the sun were speaking great prophecies to him?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 02, 2013, 07:55:46 am
*the crowd gasps*
Fikod: That's amazing! What else does it say?
Urist: It says that we should embrace the sun, and that to live on the surface is to be closer to it's glory!
Fikod: Wait, you are telling us to worship the sun?
Urist: Yes.
Fikod: BURN! BURN THE HERETIC! READY THE STELLAR MAGMA CANNON!
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WWUD if he discovered out how to refine titanium?
Post by: mate888 on September 02, 2013, 02:42:24 pm
WWUD if his daugther ate his cat?
Post by: Baffler on September 02, 2013, 07:08:43 pm
WWUD if Armok offered to make him to be his avatar, giving him extraordinary powers and mental fortitude. All he has to do is shave off his beard.
Post by: Skribbblie on September 03, 2013, 05:22:22 pm
WWUD if Armok ordered the party table to be removed mid-groove?
Post by: mate888 on September 03, 2013, 05:52:07 pm
WWUD if he was part of one of ThreeToe's stories?
Post by: Baffler on September 04, 2013, 08:44:45 pm
WWUD if he could send a single message that was as long as he liked to Toady?
Post by: IronTomato on September 04, 2013, 09:30:46 pm
Refill.
Sincerely, Urist
WWUD if angry bees were in his room?
Post by: Skribbblie on September 06, 2013, 07:38:54 pm
The Beekeeper has been knocked unconscious!
Urist McBeekeeper, Beekeeper has been struck down.
WWUD if giant bees existed and came in the same numbers as normal bees?
Post by: flame99 on September 06, 2013, 08:46:17 pm
Urist McFort has been found drained of FPS
WWUD If he was drained of all FPS by some weird version of a vampire?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 06, 2013, 10:19:17 pm
WWUD if Armok blessed/cursed him as a hemomancer?
Post by: Skribbblie on September 08, 2013, 09:29:51 pm
The blood shudders and begins to move!
Urist McBloodmancer has been found dead, completely drained of blood!
WWUD if he was bitten by a giant mosquito?
Post by: mate888 on September 09, 2013, 03:11:45 pm
The giant mosquito goes dizzy because of the high alcohol concentration on Urtist's blood!
The giant mosquito falls unconcious!
The giant mosquito has been struck down.
WWUD if he bites a giant mosquito, in revange for the attack?
Post by: Skribbblie on September 09, 2013, 05:06:53 pm
The Jeweler latches on firmly!
Giant Mosquito has boozed to death.
WWUD if the baroness, the mayor, the captain of the guard, the hammerer, the broker, the bookkeeper, the chief medical dwarf, the ex-outpost liaison, the manager, the champion, the ex-sheriff, the ex-expedition leader, the king, and the queen consort were all vampires?
Post by: Torrasque666 on September 09, 2013, 05:27:24 pm
WWUD if candy?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 09, 2013, 05:41:31 pm
What would Urist McDoctor do if someone accused him of inflating his credentials?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 09, 2013, 06:59:37 pm
WWUD if all his civilization's nobles were super badass, legendary +5 ineverything, and very dwarfy, but had preferences for sea serpent and adamantine products?
Post by: Baffler on September 09, 2013, 08:36:17 pm
What would Urist Fitzroy do if her proletarian revolution failed?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 09, 2013, 09:54:37 pm
WWUrist Mcbadass adamantine-clad noble Do if there were no more plebeians to do his bidding because they're all dead?
Post by: ImagoDeo on September 09, 2013, 10:10:38 pm
WWUD if an elf were standing on top of a bridge over lava with Urist's wife and the bridge linked to a lever nearby?
Post by: IronTomato on September 09, 2013, 10:14:40 pm
...Pull the lever.
WWUD if Solid Snake had him in a chokehold?
Post by: aiseant on September 10, 2013, 08:45:59 am
Urist has risen and is haunting the fortress!
Usrist batters Solid Snake
Solid Snake cancel Hiding : invalid item (there's no cardboard box in vanilla Dwarf Fortress)
WWUD if no socks were left in the fort ?
Post by: Baffler on September 10, 2013, 09:28:15 am
WWUD if the overseer made him a hauler instead of the legendary cheese maker he was before he emigrated?
Post by: ImagoDeo on September 10, 2013, 11:49:57 am
WWUD with the components to construct a Mars Rover and a rocket to get it there?
Post by: Skribbblie on September 10, 2013, 02:27:22 pm
WWUD if hauling was a skill that had to be trained?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 10, 2013, 02:36:35 pm
WWUD if he was a master of beard-fu?
Post by: Skribbblie on September 10, 2013, 05:13:17 pm
WWUD if his sword and shield were suddenly made of wood?
Post by: IronTomato on September 11, 2013, 09:00:39 am
WWUD If "I am Urist McDesmondmiles, I am an Assassin"?
Post by: Apani on September 11, 2013, 09:37:10 am
What would Urist McCarpenter do If he was given a piece of talking wood?
Post by: smjjames on September 11, 2013, 09:45:45 am
WWUD if a child werebeast that showed up which is almost cute and yet trying to be fierce at the same time?
Post by: mate888 on September 11, 2013, 04:15:18 pm
Baby werebeast: *bites Urtist's beard*
Urtist: No! Not the beard! PREPARE THE STELLAR ATOMIC MAGMA CANNON!
WWUD if magma was radioactive?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 11, 2013, 06:33:42 pm
WWUD if he was THE ATOMIC DWARF?
Post by: hops on September 11, 2013, 06:36:24 pm
WWUD if all elves were Cacame.
Post by: IronTomato on September 12, 2013, 11:09:29 am
WWUD with a soap spear?
Post by: Baffler on September 12, 2013, 11:26:42 am
WWUD if he was stabbed by a soap spear while he was in the hospital?
Post by: BlackFlyme on September 12, 2013, 01:50:36 pm
Use it to wash wounded in the hospital, pissing it's creator off to no end but delighting the overseer by discovering an infinite source of soap.
WWUD if he was stabbed by a soap spear while he was in the hospital?
Urist McShanked has been happy lately. He has had an injury come pre-cleaned lately.
WW Urist the Militia Commander do if assigned the soap spear?
Post by: Apani on September 12, 2013, 02:44:08 pm
Alternatively: Grow attached to it, and go berserk when it wears out, killing the soapsmith.
WWUD if bolts were poisonable and inflammable?
Post by: mate888 on September 12, 2013, 06:09:39 pm
Kobold thief cancels stealing useless stuff: Extinct.
WWUD if the kobolds went extinct?
Post by: Baffler on September 12, 2013, 10:39:49 pm
WWUD if kea men started sneaking into the fortress and stealing xXPig Tail Fiber SocksXx?
Post by: Apani on September 13, 2013, 06:10:24 am
WW Urist McSoapsmith do if there were no trees in the world?
Post by: Skribbblie on September 13, 2013, 08:31:52 pm
WWUD if magma forges also required water at the same time as magma?
Post by: Apani on September 14, 2013, 05:13:58 am
WWUD if his above ground inn-dormitory were invaded by Giant Hornets?
Post by: Skribbblie on September 14, 2013, 09:50:56 pm
WWUD if he was raised by Gorlaks?
Post by: mate888 on September 15, 2013, 01:20:08 pm
Urtist Mc Gorlakson has bled to death!
WWUD if the Gorlak family of the other Urtist came to take revange?
Post by: Baffler on September 15, 2013, 08:51:51 pm
WWUD if he was the miner tasked with opening the HFS?
Post by: Skribbblie on September 16, 2013, 01:42:50 am
WWUD if a kea flew off with his only anvil and only pick?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 16, 2013, 02:30:10 am
It is super effective!
The kea has died after colliding with an obstacle.
Urist has succumbed to alcohol poisoning.
WWUD if the overseer ordered him to flood the fort for "!!fun!!"?
Post by: Skribbblie on September 16, 2013, 03:22:26 pm
WWUD if he learned that having fun in some sick, messed-up parallel dimension did not mean losing/dying?
Post by: TheDarkStar on September 16, 2013, 08:18:39 pm
Then, before killing half the fort, he flips the HFS lever anyway.
WWUD if he got his limbs chopped off by a goblin squad?
Post by: lue on September 17, 2013, 03:26:36 pm
WWUD if faced against King Arthur?
Post by: mate888 on September 17, 2013, 04:27:24 pm
WWUD if a kea stole his beard?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 17, 2013, 05:11:04 pm
WWKeaMcBeardedDo if the dwarves declared him baron of the fortress?
Post by: TheDarkStar on September 17, 2013, 05:32:19 pm
WWUD if he was locked underground with no way out while magma flooded the tunnel he was in?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 17, 2013, 07:13:53 pm
WWUD if the magma pump stack was suddenly flooding the fortress from the top down?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 18, 2013, 05:50:14 pm
WWUD if his over-complicated death trap actually worked?
Post by: Baffler on September 18, 2013, 08:16:36 pm
WWUD if the overseer ordered him to carry out upgrades to the over-complicated death trap that he knew would cause it to flood the fortress?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 19, 2013, 12:38:32 pm
WWUD if his supposed death trap was actually an undeath trap.
Post by: Eric Blank on September 19, 2013, 02:20:06 pm
WWUD if he were instructed to extinguish a colony of bees?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 20, 2013, 03:35:44 am
And then the game slows to 0 fps under the load of 100,000 pathfinding bees.
WWUD if the beekeepers invented war hornets?
Post by: IronTomato on September 20, 2013, 09:48:51 am
WWUD if he found out how to milk bees?
Post by: Enemy post on September 20, 2013, 02:40:48 pm
WWUD if he was writing a letter to Santa?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 20, 2013, 07:43:05 pm
WWUD if there were magma mermaids in the magma sea?
Post by: hops on September 20, 2013, 08:26:27 pm
EDIT by Toady: No.
WWUD he has a pet FB.
Post by: Enemy post on September 20, 2013, 10:17:54 pm
On topic:
FBsplosion.
WWUD if he was a superhero?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 20, 2013, 11:20:42 pm
[EXPUNGED]Wait. Are you just playing, or was that really a mod edit? If it's the latter, I'll be more mindful of my posts.
EDIT by Toady: No.
WWUD he has a pet FB.
anyways..
Wow, that guy got personally censored by Toady.Mine out every single tile in the world within one frame. Because that is his super power. Then he drowns when the ocean collapses on top of him.
On topic:
FBsplosion.
WWUD if he was a superhero?
WWUD if he discovered rock layers that glowed with sunlight?
Post by: Skribbblie on September 21, 2013, 04:50:06 am
WWUD if he found a beard on the ground?
Post by: Torrasque666 on September 21, 2013, 12:43:05 pm
Wow, that guy got personally censored by Toady.
On topic:
FBsplosion.
WWUD if he was a superhero?
No, its a reference to the old "Mermaid Farm". Go look it up.
ONTOPIC: Hunt down the monster who tore such a majestic creature from its idiotic host.
WWUD if Toady decided to remove anvils from the game?
Post by: Apani on September 21, 2013, 03:07:58 pm
WWUD if Kobolds were being kept as cattle?
Post by: hops on September 21, 2013, 05:10:15 pm
'twas a joke.[EXPUNGED]Wait. Are you just playing, or was that really a mod edit? If it's the latter, I'll be more mindful of my posts.
EDIT by Toady: No.
WWUD he has a pet FB.
Ontopic:
Wake up one day to find them and all the mugs missing.
WWUD if it rained slade.
Post by: Lagslayer on September 21, 2013, 05:52:19 pm
WWUD if his full name was Urist Uristurister, and he was a legendary+5 dagger user, and made an artifact dagger (also named Urist) depicting himself making said dagger?
Post by: Mlamlah on September 21, 2013, 08:52:07 pm
WWUD if he had only the job of remembering which lever did what?
Post by: itisnotlogical on September 22, 2013, 12:45:50 am
WWUD if he encountered an infinitely-recursive engraving of people admiring engravings of people admiring engravings of people admiring engravings of people admiring engravings of people admiring engravings...
Post by: IronTomato on September 22, 2013, 12:42:46 pm
Engrave-ception.
WWUD If his blood was magma and his body was bauxite?
Post by: itisnotlogical on September 22, 2013, 04:20:13 pm
WWUD if he discovered pre-Youtube Internet memes?
Post by: Enemy post on September 22, 2013, 06:24:11 pm
WWUD if he found the happy ending to dwarf fortress?
Post by: shinyarceus4 on September 22, 2013, 06:46:36 pm
WWUD if his cat suddenly melted?
Post by: Baffler on September 22, 2013, 10:07:54 pm
WWUD if he got to choose where the overseer embarks?
Also, related. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=1604.7650)
Post by: smjjames on September 22, 2013, 10:46:23 pm
Nothing. He's got ten more.
WWUD if he got to choose where the overseer embarks?
Also, related. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=1604.7650)
Pick a 16x16 embark which covers the whole spectrum of good, evil, neutral, and savage, actually, no, all biomes are savage, so joyous good wilds with terrifying evil biome, and a 50 z level waterfall, the overseers computer crashes instantly upon unpausing.
WWUD if he had to swim up a 50z level waterfall just to get into the fort?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 23, 2013, 12:53:14 am
WWUD if he was a legendary swimmer?
Post by: mate888 on September 23, 2013, 12:53:55 pm
WWUD if he fell directly into the HFS?
Post by: IronTomato on September 23, 2013, 12:58:24 pm
WWUD If he invented guns?
Post by: mate888 on September 24, 2013, 02:07:25 pm
WWUD if loyality cacade?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 27, 2013, 01:35:50 pm
WWUD if the entire surviving population of the fortress he just migrated to were traitors to both the civ and the fortress?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 28, 2013, 07:05:30 pm
What would Urist McTripleTraitor do if he wasn't sure if another dwarf was his enemy or not?
Post by: TD1 on September 28, 2013, 10:39:48 pm
WWUD with his new disguise?
Post by: hops on September 28, 2013, 11:01:10 pm
WWUD if elves got lightsabers and the Force?
Post by: Baffler on September 29, 2013, 03:22:12 pm
WWUD if alien invasion?
Post by: Izual Zephyr on September 29, 2013, 03:54:33 pm
WWUD if the fortress turned on him?
Post by: itisnotlogical on September 29, 2013, 05:22:14 pm
WWUD if he became an elf for a day?
Post by: Izual Zephyr on September 29, 2013, 08:06:28 pm
WWUDI he became a kobold for a week?
Post by: Xanmyral on September 29, 2013, 08:22:21 pm
Many would regard him as a genius, a kobold truly ahead of his time and the single lynchpin into the revolution that took their race out of disparity and poverty, and into an age of self-revitalization and exploit.
In as few as a couple of days the cave will be turned into a kobold-styled dwarven hall that would, well dwarfs would still snub their nose at it but at least it isn't a cave anymore. Brewing will be discovered and the question of 'what do we do with a drunken kobold' would finally have an answer.
When his time is up the kobold will return back to his form as a dwarf, much to the surprise of those around him whom he's taught, and they would realize the boon that has been given to them and by who. Kobolds will be steadfast allies to the dwarfs for many years to come.
At least that's what he's trying to explain will happen to those around him in his gibberish screeching, drowned out by the cacophonous noises from the other kobolds present.
WWUDI allied with kobolds?
Post by: hops on September 29, 2013, 08:42:30 pm
WWUD if his fortress was an airship.
Post by: Lost in Nowhere on September 29, 2013, 08:49:37 pm
WWUD if he was the Hammerer?
Post by: wer6 on September 29, 2013, 09:00:05 pm
Post by: Remuthra on September 29, 2013, 09:02:42 pm
WWUD if they were all doomed?
Post by: smjjames on September 29, 2013, 09:07:18 pm
WWUD if the DF world suddenly turned into the DooM gameworld?
Post by: Izual Zephyr on September 29, 2013, 09:38:17 pm
WWUDI He was confronted by Armok?
Post by: Remuthra on September 29, 2013, 09:45:02 pm
WWUD if General Zod told him to kneel?
Post by: Torrasque666 on September 30, 2013, 01:06:10 am
Zod has been struck down!
WWUDI he was alone on a raft in the middle of the sea without his beard for company?
Post by: itisnotlogical on September 30, 2013, 01:49:42 am
WWUD if he was transported to Slaves to Armok 1 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=131619.0)?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 30, 2013, 03:06:23 am
WWUD if he had a degree in biology?
Post by: Lagslayer on September 30, 2013, 07:51:26 am
WWUD if he was nothing but beards?
Post by: mate888 on September 30, 2013, 01:56:34 pm
WWUD if he was magically teleported into Kobold Quest?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 30, 2013, 08:21:12 pm
WWUD if he was anointed lord of all kobolds?
Post by: Skribbblie on October 02, 2013, 10:26:51 pm
WWUD if the elves sent a trade caravan while they were at war with the elves?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 03, 2013, 09:10:58 am
WWUD if he was Doomguy?
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 03, 2013, 10:12:23 am
What would Urist McDoomguy do if the weapons he picked turned out to be made of featherwood and he had already entered the circus?
Post by: Xanmyral on October 03, 2013, 11:56:07 am
What would Urist McDoomguy Do If his berserk pack wore off?
Post by: IronTomato on October 04, 2013, 09:30:00 am
(Young kids dun get Doom references)
WWUD If he was a real-life politician?
Post by: BlackFlyme on October 04, 2013, 12:12:25 pm
What would real-life politician do if he suddenly became a noble in a dwarf fort?
Post by: mate888 on October 04, 2013, 12:33:47 pm
WWUD if he were an admin in Bay 12?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 04, 2013, 12:38:47 pm
MAGMA/lava
FUN!
cats
socks
booze/great food
elf bashing
science
engineering/construction
--------------------------------------------------------------
WWUD if his war hammer was a ban hammer?
Post by: IronTomato on October 04, 2013, 06:40:43 pm
The troll has been banned.
WWUD If a troll ate his waifu?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 04, 2013, 08:35:18 pm
WWUD if the troll caught him eating its wife?
Post by: Baffler on October 06, 2013, 04:52:51 pm
WWUD if he was given the power to breathe underwater, but only when he was dry?
Post by: itisnotlogical on October 07, 2013, 12:52:22 am
Crush Urist with extreme prejudice, then eat him and his tasty meat.
WWUD if he was given the power to breathe underwater, but only when he was dry?
Invent SCUBA gear to make his power usable.
WWUD if he built a Bronze Colossus?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 07, 2013, 10:25:59 am
WWUD if bronze colossus Voltron?
Post by: SOLDIER First on October 13, 2013, 02:53:06 am
WWUD if mutant alligator-mosquito zombies?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 15, 2013, 02:34:41 am
What would Urist McMadScientist do if his creation was destroying the world?
Post by: hops on October 15, 2013, 04:43:25 am
WWUD if it rained plump helmets.
Post by: IronTomato on October 15, 2013, 08:19:32 am
Urist's brain damage level has increased.
WWUD If he had a blimp?
Post by: Monk321654 on October 15, 2013, 09:29:49 am
WWUMcAdventureDwarfD if a flaming dirigible was about to crash on a nearby town?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 15, 2013, 10:45:16 am
WWUD if he could spray infinite booze from his nose?
Post by: IronTomato on October 15, 2013, 11:16:01 am
What would Child-Urist do if he had homework?
Post by: mate888 on October 15, 2013, 01:03:16 pm
WWUD if the crazy kid raised an army of evil red foxes and kobolds to destroy the fortress?
Post by: Detahramet on October 16, 2013, 04:31:47 pm
What Would Urist answer to the question "What did the fox say"?
Post by: hops on October 16, 2013, 07:51:40 pm
WWUD if he suddenly became competent and useful?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 16, 2013, 08:56:50 pm
WWUD if he was deathly allergic to plump helmets, but they also gave him magma-bending powers?
Post by: Baffler on October 16, 2013, 09:23:48 pm
WWUD if a mad ‼magma bender‼ was loose in the fortress?
Post by: itisnotlogical on October 17, 2013, 05:03:31 am
The !!magma bender!! prepares to strike!
The !!magma bender!!'s head explodes!
The magma bender has been struck down.
EDIT: WWUD if he were the magma-bending Avatar?
Post by: wer6 on October 17, 2013, 08:41:35 pm
WWUD if he was magma proof? and could swim easily?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 17, 2013, 08:47:37 pm
WWUD if his dad was stuck in the magma and he wanted to talk to him?
Post by: wer6 on October 18, 2013, 06:37:15 am
WWUD if elven raiders ride giant eagles and used wooden machine guns with Adamantine bullets?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 18, 2013, 09:12:25 am
WWUD if an army of slimes invaded the fortress?
Post by: IronTomato on October 18, 2013, 09:14:19 am
Activate the orbital magma cannon! No mercy! No escape!WWUD If there was a fly problem (Like, a really really bad one) in the fort?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 18, 2013, 09:15:04 am
Post by: IronTomato on October 18, 2013, 09:20:39 am
Post by: Lagslayer on October 18, 2013, 10:42:15 am
Post by: Detahramet on October 18, 2013, 06:05:39 pm
Activate the orbital magma cannon! No mercy! No escape!WWUD If there was a fly problem (Like, a really really bad one) in the fort?
Activate the orbital magma cannon! No mercy! No escape!
WWUD If the Orbital magma cannon could not be activated, and there was plenty of mercy, as well as escape?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 18, 2013, 06:35:54 pm
Can nobody see the second half of my post?Activate the orbital magma cannon! No mercy! No escape!WWUD If there was a fly problem (Like, a really really bad one) in the fort?Activate the orbital magma cannon! No mercy! No escape!
WWUD If the Orbital magma cannon could not be activated, and there was plenty of mercy, as well as escape?
Post by: LegendaryWoodBurner on October 18, 2013, 06:37:54 pm
Edit: On topic
WWUD If the Orbital magma cannon could not be activated, and there was plenty of mercy, as well as escape?Activate thermo-nuclear catsplosion.
WWUD if he encountered something that could not be weaponized?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 18, 2013, 10:17:12 pm
WWUD if reality wasn't going to have any of that shit and fought back?
Post by: LegendaryWoodBurner on October 18, 2013, 10:25:13 pm
WWUD if there were no enemies to kill?
Post by: TD1 on October 19, 2013, 10:00:16 am
WWUD if he had angel wings and could fly?
Post by: IronTomato on October 19, 2013, 10:05:34 am
Urist McAngel collides with an obstacle!
What would Urist McAngel Do if &'s invaded?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on October 19, 2013, 01:05:35 pm
WWUD if one million elves came to the fortress?
Post by: wer6 on October 19, 2013, 05:37:39 pm
WWUD if there was A A leather sock right next to him and A XxLeathersockxX on the other side of that deadly battle feild
Post by: TD1 on October 19, 2013, 07:30:17 pm
WWUD with the big red button?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 19, 2013, 11:39:02 pm
WWUD if Bim was engulfed in a swarm of angry bunnies?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 20, 2013, 09:43:07 am
WWUD if Bim was engulfed in a swarm of bunnies engulfed in a swarm of cats?
Post by: wer6 on October 20, 2013, 10:05:38 am
WWUD if if A magma crab spit rocks at him?
Post by: IronTomato on October 20, 2013, 10:25:51 am
Bim the demon. It is a giant blob of vomit.
On-Topic:
They would hit him, propelling him away by the force of the blow. He would then be crushed by the bunnies and cats, which had also been hit.
WWUD If he made a motivational poster?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 20, 2013, 10:44:07 am
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/352/dwarfsx0.png)
DWARF FORTRESS
Eat, drink, and slaughter everything that isn't Dwarven!
DWARF FORTRESS
Eat, drink, and slaughter everything that isn't Dwarven!
WWUD if he had a pet necromancer?
Post by: Detahramet on October 20, 2013, 12:44:47 pm
Fixed that for you.(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/352/dwarfsx0.png)
DWARF FORTRESS
Eat, drink, and slaughter everything that isn'tDwavenmagma soaked mincemeat!
Post by: itisnotlogical on October 20, 2013, 03:42:13 pm
(image snip!)
DWARF FORTRESS
Eat, drink, and slaughter everything that isn't Dwarven!
WWUD if he had a pet necromancer?
Loyalty cascade when his pet's zombies start munching on fellow civ members.
WWUD if duplicate RAW entry?
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 22, 2013, 12:09:57 pm
WWUD if each creature currently in the fort at the time would (exponentially) double in size each month?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 22, 2013, 01:42:25 pm
WWUD if he was bigger than the universe?
Post by: Urist Mc Dwarf on October 22, 2013, 03:30:37 pm
WWUD if he was trapped in the DFFS world?
Post by: grimman007 on October 28, 2013, 07:37:23 pm
Post by: BlackFlyme on October 28, 2013, 07:43:27 pm
Sorry, what is DFFS?
Dwarf Fortress From Scratch (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=127552.0) is my best guess.
He'd probably wonder where the hell all the humans and all the other dwarves went, then celebrate the lack of goblins and kobolds, then go insane after discovering that elves are still around. And that's before meeting any of the new natives.
WWUD if he became an adventurer in DFFS?
Post by: Icefire2314 on October 28, 2013, 10:02:52 pm
WWUD if Urist decided not to Recover Wounded even though the injured party is 100% crippled?
Post by: Lagslayer on October 28, 2013, 11:12:25 pm
WWUD with a sock magnet?
Post by: TD1 on October 28, 2013, 11:29:18 pm
WWUD with a fortress with 200 dwarves and only one barrel of booze and no materials for a still?
Post by: IronTomato on October 29, 2013, 07:39:24 am
WWUD With a fort with over 200 barrels of booze and only one dwarf and materials for a still?
Post by: grimman007 on November 02, 2013, 10:42:19 pm
WWUD if the Zerg invaded?
Post by: IronTomato on November 02, 2013, 10:43:19 pm
WWUD if Elf Rush?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 02, 2013, 11:59:50 pm
WWUD if dorf rush?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 03, 2013, 02:20:18 am
WWUD if the ore vein he was trying to mine was just flat-out vanishing?
Post by: Fen on November 03, 2013, 04:45:52 pm
WWUD if the fort's best fighter had fractured limbs?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 03, 2013, 06:09:12 pm
WWUD if he realized that his stupidity is directly responsible for the deaths of thousands of colleagues and loved ones?
Post by: Xanmyral on November 03, 2013, 06:15:42 pm
Urist McNaval is stricken by melancholy!
Urist McInjured has died of dehydration!
WWUD if he finds himself able to instantly teleport wherever he wished?
Post by: Beast Tamer on November 03, 2013, 06:27:25 pm
WWUD if he ran into a desert titan made of ice?
Post by: Monk321654 on November 03, 2013, 10:23:37 pm
Cold beer forever!
WWUD if a wood titan attacked?
Post by: Beast Tamer on November 03, 2013, 10:30:03 pm
WWUD if he was a cheesmaker and conscripted into the military?
Post by: IronTomato on November 04, 2013, 08:06:32 am
WWUD If rockets?
Post by: Baffler on November 04, 2013, 10:17:02 am
WWUD if the elven merchants brought their goods on the backs of dragons?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 04, 2013, 11:26:44 am
WWUD if every creature in the world had [LIKES_FIGHTING]?
Post by: IronTomato on November 04, 2013, 11:39:37 am
WWUD if he found an alien?
Post by: TD1 on November 04, 2013, 12:27:35 pm
WWUD With a volcano and a booze geyser?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 04, 2013, 03:10:56 pm
Two great things that do NOT go great together.
What would Urist McMigrant do if the fort he was migrating to suddenly rocketed into the air?
Post by: Baffler on November 04, 2013, 07:46:02 pm
WWUD if the fort's nobles usurped the player?
Post by: itisnotlogical on November 04, 2013, 10:04:42 pm
WWUD if demoted from high-ranking noble to hauler?
Post by: nekoexmachina on November 05, 2013, 07:18:16 am
WWUD if he invented internetz?
Post by: Fen on November 05, 2013, 07:33:17 am
WWUD if he discovered a Roc nest a mere 50 tiles from thee fort entrance?
Post by: nekoexmachina on November 05, 2013, 08:59:01 am
WWUD if his friend just died, his mom just died, his wife just died, but his cat is still living?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 05, 2013, 04:40:55 pm
WWUD if he had to keep watch of the animal pastures to defend against giant mosquito incursions?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 05, 2013, 04:56:51 pm
WWUD if he was allergic to stone?
Post by: Baffler on November 05, 2013, 06:55:28 pm
WWUD if he was secretly an elf, and didn't want anyone to know?
Post by: Fen on November 05, 2013, 07:54:47 pm
Tough it out, lest he behammeredmagma'dfed to crundles as an elf sympathizer.
WWUD if he was secretly an elf, and didn't want anyone to know?
Genetically modify his gene structure with samples of Cacame Awemedinae's blood!
WWUD if nothing in history was worth talking about but he had 40 statues to make?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 05, 2013, 09:00:14 pm
WWUD if nobody believed in his prophetic statues?
Post by: wer6 on November 05, 2013, 09:39:21 pm
WWUD if C?
Post by: nekoexmachina on November 06, 2013, 04:18:05 am
WWUD if his desire of creating an artifact made him butcher up his very own kitten?
Post by: itisnotlogical on November 06, 2013, 04:41:54 am
WWUD if the fort made him leave and go back to his hometown?
Post by: nekoexmachina on November 06, 2013, 05:49:15 am
WWUD if he finds this thread?
Post by: IronTomato on November 06, 2013, 08:08:29 am
WWUD if he became blind?
Post by: Tarqiup Inua on November 06, 2013, 09:27:12 am
What would Urist do, if his ship left without him?
Post by: Monk321654 on November 06, 2013, 11:38:46 am
WWUD if the world just flipped, turned upside down?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 06, 2013, 01:03:15 pm
WWUD if the heavens were infested with crundles?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 06, 2013, 01:13:41 pm
WWUD if the crundles were dead all along?
Post by: nthdream on November 09, 2013, 11:41:44 pm
WWUD if he finds out he can't write?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 10, 2013, 12:29:23 am
WWUD if cats were poisonous?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 10, 2013, 01:47:07 am
WWUD if PETA invaded?
Post by: Ozarck on November 10, 2013, 01:52:41 am
WWUD if he found a matching sock?
Post by: TD1 on November 10, 2013, 08:22:39 am
WWUD If he was invited to Armok's Summer house for tea and biscuits?
Post by: Fen on November 10, 2013, 01:51:00 pm
WWUD if he was making a Planepacked style artifact?
Post by: IronTomato on November 11, 2013, 09:45:38 am
WWUD If he lived in a soap hut, and it rained?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 11, 2013, 03:55:13 pm
WWUD if the zombie siege was doing the Thriller dance?
Post by: Baffler on November 11, 2013, 04:53:47 pm
WW Urist McChild do if he was apprenticed to the fortress hammerer?
Post by: IronTomato on November 11, 2013, 06:28:52 pm
WWUD If he was in an above-ground house?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 11, 2013, 07:04:21 pm
WWUD if allowed access to rubber from rubber wood trees?
Post by: TheDarkStar on November 11, 2013, 07:20:48 pm
WWUD if he had rubber wagon tires?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 11, 2013, 07:29:35 pm
WWUD if he was making a fan-fiction?
Post by: IronTomato on November 11, 2013, 07:41:02 pm
WWUD If muffins?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 11, 2013, 08:16:18 pm
WWUD if hired by a South African diamond mine?
Post by: IronTomato on November 11, 2013, 08:30:43 pm
WWUD If he created an an Android game? (You have to wait for this, and for all this too)
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 11, 2013, 10:44:26 pm
WWUD if Armok demanded he shave his beard off?
Post by: TD1 on November 12, 2013, 01:04:15 pm
WWUD In the real world?
Post by: IronTomato on November 12, 2013, 01:40:09 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on November 12, 2013, 01:41:28 pm
Post by: TD1 on November 12, 2013, 01:46:09 pm
WWUD if he woke from the above dream?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 12, 2013, 01:58:21 pm
WWUD if recruited into the space program?
Post by: Urist McVoyager on November 12, 2013, 10:55:56 pm
WWUD if he was surrounded by Drop Bears?
Post by: Baffler on November 13, 2013, 08:45:04 pm
WWUD if he was in charge of finding a use for all of the fort's loose boulders?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 13, 2013, 08:50:35 pm
WWUD if he realized he was an abstract piece of code?
Post by: Beast Tamer on November 13, 2013, 11:21:11 pm
WWUD if he found out that one of the dwarves was actually an elven spy?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 14, 2013, 11:03:42 am
WWUD if a spy was sappin' his siege engine?
Post by: IronTomato on November 14, 2013, 11:51:19 am
*blam blam blam gunfire noises*
Crossbowman: Pootis lever here!
Mason: Eeeeerectin' a lever.
*other misc chaos*
WWUD If HE was the spy all along?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 14, 2013, 12:17:29 pm
WWUD if YOU were a new migrant to his fort?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 14, 2013, 05:23:00 pm
WWUD if he found the favorite sock of his lover next to a waterfall?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 15, 2013, 01:19:22 am
WWUD if her boyfriend stole her socks?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 15, 2013, 01:54:39 am
WWUD if he were Wile E. Coyote?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 15, 2013, 10:32:26 am
Survive a billion pound boulder being dropped on his head! Oh, wait.
Spend countless hours chasing around a creature to no avail, and in the end, get horribly disfigured from the experience! Oh, wait.
Use hilarious cartoon physics death traps! Oh, wait.
WWUD if he was sick in bed, and the doctor was laughing like a madman?
Post by: IronTomato on November 15, 2013, 10:53:15 am
WWUD if he was a deity?
Post by: TD1 on November 15, 2013, 11:56:02 am
WWUD if the puppies and kittens formed an alliance with the aim to kill the stunted murderers? Oh Armok, what if the elephants joined in :o
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 15, 2013, 01:24:22 pm
WWUD if he were in a heavy metal band?
Post by: IronTomato on November 15, 2013, 01:35:51 pm
WWUD If his band was named Dwarvanescence, and they had a gig at a party in the dining hall?
Post by: Baffler on November 16, 2013, 09:24:10 pm
WWUD if he was given a job at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center?
Post by: Mr Space Cat on November 16, 2013, 10:07:46 pm
WWUD if he was in charge of Apeture Science?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 16, 2013, 10:09:47 pm
This is a masterpiece Companion Cube Tallow roast. It is made of finely minced Companion Cube Tallow, finely chopped Companion Cube Tallow, and Quarry Bush Leaves.
WWUD if he were a stockbroker?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 19, 2013, 12:47:51 am
Urists: ???
Urist: It will be great! We'll keep track of how well run each company is and then you can buy parts of it called stocks! The stocks of better performing companies are more valuable and worth more! If you have a stock you get to vote on what the company does!
Urists: >:(
Urist: It will boost productivity of the fort by 150%!
Urists: He's the tax collector! Get him!
WWUD if it rained cats and dogs?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 19, 2013, 04:47:58 am
WWUD if the moon were made of limonite and chalk?
Post by: IronTomato on November 19, 2013, 08:35:22 am
WWUD If the sun was made of !!socks!!?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 19, 2013, 07:50:46 pm
WWUD if given the choice between a lifetime supply of rot gut or a barrel of sunshine?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 19, 2013, 08:14:55 pm
WWUD if he ran a convenience store?
Post by: ICBM pilot on November 20, 2013, 12:31:19 pm
Get bored with DF because thelearn the secrets of life and death than turn him into a zombie slavechallengefun is gone.
WWUD if Toady died tomorrow? (Meaning no more updates)
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 20, 2013, 12:44:08 pm
You, sir, win the DF forums.
Post by: Baffler on November 20, 2013, 03:17:06 pm
WWUD if he was being attacked by his own reanimated hand?
Post by: hops on November 20, 2013, 03:35:29 pm
WWUD if he is stuck in the same room with SCP-173 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173)?
Post by: ICBM pilot on November 20, 2013, 04:23:15 pm
wwud if somebody offered to "help" her
Post by: Baffler on November 20, 2013, 08:37:34 pm
WWUD if he had to haul superheavy spoilerstone from the depths to build a tower outside the entrance?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 20, 2013, 08:44:26 pm
WWUD if he had cirrhosis?
Post by: IronTomato on November 20, 2013, 09:21:36 pm
WWUD If all he could ever eat was crundle meat?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 20, 2013, 10:00:50 pm
WWUD if he discovered how to perform nuclear fission?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 20, 2013, 10:15:05 pm
WWUD if the magma sea were made of marmalade?
Post by: IronTomato on November 20, 2013, 10:15:37 pm
Post by: Sumyunguy on November 23, 2013, 01:38:19 pm
WWUD if the magma sea were made of marmalade?Prepare masterwork marmalade/cat tripe/
WWUD if he was promised by an adventurer to lead him to glory and death?
Post by: Lagslayer on November 23, 2013, 02:43:14 pm
WWUD if glory and undeath?
Post by: blazing glory on November 24, 2013, 05:55:31 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 24, 2013, 10:31:28 pm
WWUD if someone forbade his socks?
Post by: blazing glory on November 24, 2013, 10:42:39 pm
What do you mean can't find his socks? He can sense every seed and pebble in the fort.
WWUD if someone forbade his socks?
Grab his sock and beat whoever forbade his sock because every free dwarf deserves to wear his socks
I request someone else posts a WWUD because I don't have any ideas
Post by: hops on November 24, 2013, 10:49:21 pm
WWUD if he suddenly gained intelligence?
Post by: blazing glory on November 24, 2013, 10:51:11 pm
WWUD if he suddenly gained intelligence?
explode.
Post by: blazing glory on November 24, 2013, 10:51:57 pm
WWUD if he suddenly gained intelligence?
Explode.
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 24, 2013, 10:56:33 pm
WWUD if the FB in the cavern were a 'Giant Furry Kitten. Beware its irresistible cuddles?'
Post by: blazing glory on November 24, 2013, 11:03:52 pm
That's not a question.
WWUD if the FB in the cavern were a 'Giant Furry Kitten. Beware its irresistible cuddles?'
Die from having his throat torn out by Giant Furry Kitten.
WWUD if all the cats exploded into small suns due to a cruel being called the modder?
Post by: Xanmyral on November 24, 2013, 11:04:43 pm
WWUD with Bronze Colossus Cat?
Post by: blazing glory on November 24, 2013, 11:09:36 pm
Burn to a horrible, horrible death. Along with the rest of the world. The elves are dead at least.
WWUD with Bronze Colossus Cat?
Make a masterwork bronze statue of a female cat and offer it as a gift
WWUD if he saw this forum page implying he was stupid?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 24, 2013, 11:11:35 pm
WWUD if the name 'Urist' were replaced with 'Joe?'
Post by: hops on November 24, 2013, 11:12:39 pm
WWJD if he is not a dwarf?
Post by: Xanmyral on November 24, 2013, 11:15:45 pm
WWJD if his quest was to travel to the ends of the earth?
Post by: blazing glory on November 24, 2013, 11:15:45 pm
Joe cancel do dwarfy things: not a dwarf
WWJD if he is not a dwarf?
Play dwarf fortress.
WWJD if he found out his name was urist
Post by: blazing glory on November 24, 2013, 11:17:59 pm
Post by: hops on November 24, 2013, 11:29:40 pm
Play dwarf fortress.
WWJD if he found out his name was urist
Joe cancel not do dwarfy thing: is now a real
Go on a quest to please Armok so he can become a realboydwarf.
WWJD if his quest was to travel to the ends of the earth?
Ride a dragon down to HFS like a total badass before getting swamped by a mob of clowns and dodging into a pit.
WWUD if he fell into the glowing pit?
Post by: blazing glory on November 24, 2013, 11:37:38 pm
WWUD if he didn't exist?
Post by: Sumyunguy on November 25, 2013, 01:47:15 am
WWUD if he didn't exist?Urist McDwarf cancels exist: No longer exists.
WWUD if he was just an elf with a false beard?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 25, 2013, 01:54:20 am
WWUD if keas pissed beer?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 26, 2013, 03:46:57 am
WWUD if everyone bled beer?
Post by: blazing glory on November 26, 2013, 04:00:06 am
Post by: IronTomato on November 26, 2013, 08:13:47 am
WWUD If gobs started pretending to be elves?
Post by: TD1 on November 26, 2013, 11:59:44 am
Have no sentient to kill, and therefore lead a meaningless life.
WWUD If gobs started pretending to be elves?
Nothing: the two have always been treated in much the same way; Magma, lots of it.
WWUD If the world was ending and only he had the key to its salvation?
Post by: WoobMonkey on November 26, 2013, 12:07:38 pm
WWUD if he were a rockstar?
Post by: Sumyunguy on November 26, 2013, 12:33:40 pm
WWUD if he were a rockstar?Pick up an artifact coal trumpet, try to play, die of black lung.
WWUD if he had no proper workshop to create his artifact masterpiece?
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on November 26, 2013, 01:37:24 pm
Pick up an artifact coal trumpet, try to play, die of black lung.
WWUD if he had no proper workshop to create his artifact masterpiece?
Make an artifact charcoal trumpet, use it to draw pictures of a workshop, leave them in the wood burner, and go insane in exasperation at the fort's terrible mismanagement.
WWUD If the only competent managers were goblins?
Post by: WoobMonkey on December 01, 2013, 01:53:55 pm
WWUD if drafted into the LCS?
Post by: blazing glory on December 01, 2013, 02:24:27 pm
Pull the lever for them, instead of waiting for them to do it on their own.urist cancel flooding goblins with magma, fighting
WWUD if drafted into the LCS?
Post by: WoobMonkey on December 01, 2013, 02:41:11 pm
WWUD if the Magma Sea were made of peanut butter?
Post by: viewtifulrexx on December 01, 2013, 03:00:01 pm
WWUD if he had only one adamantine wafer?
Post by: Baffler on December 01, 2013, 03:07:32 pm
WWUD if his adamantine toast with HFS jelly was stolen from the stockpile and eaten by a gnome?
Post by: WoobMonkey on December 01, 2013, 03:29:30 pm
WWUD if 'Longland Grass' really meant, y'know, grass? (i.e. cannabis)
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 01, 2013, 09:32:38 pm
What would Urist McUnproductive do if he walked by planepacked?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 01, 2013, 09:40:06 pm
WWUD if he was confronted by the Spirit of Sloth?
Post by: Jacos on December 05, 2013, 09:33:55 am
What would Urist do if someone bought him a book about vegetarianism for Christmas?
Post by: WoobMonkey on December 05, 2013, 10:08:46 am
Urist McEveryone cancels Drink: No available booze.
Urist McBerserk has been struck down (x37)
Your settlement has crumbled to its end...
WWUD if thralls were trainable?
Post by: IronTomato on December 06, 2013, 08:25:24 am
WWUD If the envelope was invented?
Post by: viewtifulrexx on December 06, 2013, 12:24:50 pm
WWUD if a Titan made of dwarven wine attacked?
Post by: TD1 on December 06, 2013, 12:43:01 pm
He would inexplicably put stacks of plump helmets into a single envelope.
WWUD if a Titan made of dwarven wine attacked?
*Urist calls to the Cavern Guard* "RELEASE THE PEASANTS!"
WWUD With a buy-one-get-one-free dragon voucher?
Post by: blazing glory on December 06, 2013, 04:40:56 pm
*Urist calls to the Cavern Guard* "RELEASE THE PEASANTS!"
WWUD With a buy-one-get-one-free dragon voucher?
Get a daddy dragon and a mommy dragon and make them love eachover very much.
WWUD if dragons breathed beer instead of fire?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 07, 2013, 01:46:42 am
WWUD if dragon beer caused those who drank it to cough up blood, then spontaneously transform into saguaros?
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on December 07, 2013, 01:48:06 am
WWUD if a slade table was mandated?
Post by: viewtifulrexx on December 07, 2013, 02:21:33 am
WWUD if he was smart enough to move the single sock blocking the 5x5 farm a few steps to the side before laying the farm down?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 07, 2013, 06:57:18 pm
WWUD if a cow was sitting on his dining table whilst he was trying to eat?
Post by: FallenJoe on December 07, 2013, 11:24:58 pm
Urist would eat it too.
WWUD if goblinite socks only fit on left feet?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 08, 2013, 12:25:15 am
WWUD if it turned out those left-footed socks were right-footed socks turned inside out?
Post by: blazing glory on December 08, 2013, 12:31:42 am
Challenge the goblin leader to a dance-off.
WWUD if it turned out those left-footed socks were right-footed socks turned inside out?
He would pray to armok to give him guidence in the future.
WWUD if armok was reprezented as a elf?
Post by: wer6 on December 08, 2013, 08:39:58 am
WWUD if he had one wish?
Post by: WoobMonkey on December 08, 2013, 10:11:33 am
WWUD if Santa Claus showed up at the main gate?
Post by: TD1 on December 08, 2013, 11:15:53 am
WWUD if he had Santa's Sleigh. With Reindeer, of course
Post by: WoobMonkey on December 08, 2013, 12:16:13 pm
2. Use the logs therefrom to build a Butcher's, a Tanner's, and a Leatherworker's Workshop.
3. Slaughter Reindeer.
4. Craft an artifact Reindeer Leather Shoe, menacing with spikes of red nose, and hanging rings of antler!
WWUD if [insert religion of choice here] missionaries showed up, bearing pamphlets and holy books?
Post by: Baffler on December 08, 2013, 04:27:07 pm
WWUD if he was appointed broker after the last one was fired for dereliction of duty?
Post by: DogsRNice on December 08, 2013, 08:07:30 pm
WWUD if he had a clone of himself
Post by: Lagslayer on December 09, 2013, 12:54:29 am
WWUD if he met Old Man Henderson?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 09, 2013, 12:59:58 am
WWUD if Old Man Henderson showed up as a megabeast to destroy the fortress?
Post by: BlackFlyme on December 09, 2013, 01:09:08 am
Worship him. Then be killed by him.
WWUD if Old Man Henderson showed up as a megabeast to destroy the fortress?
Start carving out as many gnome statues and figurines as dwarvenly possible as an attempt to appease him. Shortly thereafter having the fort destroyed by both exploding hockey pucks and horrors from the deep as Henderson walks off with every single figurine, statue, and engraving of a gnome within the fort.
That crazy old man would probably capture some live ones from the caverns, too.
WWUD if Hastur came looking for Old Man Henderson shortly afterwords?
Post by: blazing glory on December 09, 2013, 03:01:23 am
Post by: Scruffy on December 09, 2013, 11:55:01 am
WWUD if Hastur came looking for Old Man Henderson shortly afterwords?Tell the yellow robed sissy to go away. Dorfs don't like reading.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
What would the ELVES do if Urist sold them the nice leather bound tome (menacing with spikes of literature) the weirdo in yellow left behind?
Care to explain movie/book/game refernce?Old Man Henderson is an iconic character from a Call of Cthulhu campaign posted in /tg/ of 4chan a few years ago.
A drunken and scottish, possibly insane marysue character that managed deeds that no CoC player should be able to. Had a gnome fetish. Killed Hastur
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson
The King in Yellow is a being from Robert Chamber's book The King in Yellow (1895). He had borrowed the name Hastur from some previous writer I can't remember and used the name a couple of times (but not for the King in Yellow character) Later Lovecraft inserted both the name and the play King in Yellow (a play that "plays" a central role in The King in Yellow) into his Cthulhu mythos but I don't think that he never diractly called the King in Yellow character 'Hastur'. Then August Derleth started calling the King in Yellow (the character) 'Hastur' and used it in his Cthulhu mythos books.
Basically Hastur is a character from The King in Yellow that was later named and inserted into Cthulhu mythos. An eldrich beign that covers itself in a yellow robe and doesn't show its face. The first act of the King in Yellow play (a play script) within the King in Yellow book is supposed to be extremely interesting and makes the readers eager to continue reading. When they start reading the second act things start getting a bit strange and squigly...
Post by: BlackFlyme on December 09, 2013, 12:09:53 pm
Care to explain movie/book/game refernce?
Ever read any of H.P. Lovecraft's stuff?
Hastur is an ancient god in Lovecraft's series of books. Henderson came from the D20 game "Call of Cthulhu". He was someone's character, and is one of the few people to actually beat the game. (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson)
Post by: Scruffy on December 09, 2013, 12:38:28 pm
Derleth used Hastur in his Cthulhu mythos books. Lovecraft barely mentioned Hastur, the King in Yellow or Yellow sign. I think he only mentioned Hastur once and even then he did not mention if it was the name of a place or a deity. Current Hastur is Derleth's doing.Care to explain movie/book/game refernce?
Ever read any of H.P. Lovecraft's stuff?
Hastur is an ancient god in Lovecraft's series of books. Henderson came from the D20 game "Call of Cthulhu". He was someone's character, and is one of the few people to actually beat the game. (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson)
Anyway, back to WWUD
Post by: Lagslayer on December 09, 2013, 01:15:03 pm
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What would the ELVES do if Urist sold them the nice leather bound tome (menacing with spikes of literature) the weirdo in yellow left behind?
Leave ina fit of rage. When they return to their hippie internment camp, they give the book "a proper burial", because it is made of paper. A tree grows over top of the grave. An evil tree. It syphons all the life from the surrounding flora. When it matures, the black, oozing pods release spores which infect the elves. Overnight, their minds twist into something grotesque. They begin construction on an inter-dimensional portal. By spilling the blood of their newborns, they summon through the portal a creature of nightmares. On a nearby hill, a bearded figure shoots a flaming crossbow bolt. With the hidden barrels of gunpowder lit, the entire retreat goes up in flames. It was the Dwarven trader. And he knew this thing must be destroyed. The elves were merely pawns used to summon it into the material world, so that good dwarves may not be sacrificed instead.
WWUD if it was all just a dream?
Post by: Scruffy on December 09, 2013, 01:42:00 pm
Remember the burning elves and weep upon realizing that such a beautiful thing was just a dreamQuoteWhat would the ELVES do if Urist sold them the nice leather bound tome (menacing with spikes of literature) the weirdo in yellow left behind?WWUD if it was all just a dream?
WWUD if he was digging into a candy vein and found a mysterious message carved in the inside. "CRAZY HASSAN'S USED CAMEL EMPORIUM."
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Baffler on December 09, 2013, 01:59:06 pm
WWUD if he was sent to reclaim Besmarkezat? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=58081.0)
Post by: blazing glory on December 09, 2013, 04:20:00 pm
That's always what they find. The clown car opens when the doomed miner attempts to return the camel, as it was a bit more than barely used.I don't have time to read the whole thing so I will reply as this.Urist would become insane and would be eaten by things to horrible for Urist to imagine.WWUD If he had a twin brother whose name was Mc-Urist
WWUD if he was sent to reclaim Besmarkezat? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=58081.0)
Post by: DogsRNice on December 09, 2013, 05:26:10 pm
WWUD if he had a 100 foot tall robot slave?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 09, 2013, 11:43:39 pm
WWUD if another member of the community didn't find slavery to be an unthinkably horrendous attrocity?
Post by: grimman007 on December 15, 2013, 08:22:34 pm
WWUD if he had to face off against a goomba?
Post by: blazing glory on December 15, 2013, 09:28:45 pm
Enslave him, because he's obviously alright with it.
WWUD if he had to face off against a goomba?
Fight a long and hard battle and win but with a cost... and then get jumped on by a plumber with a half beard and red clothes
Post by: WoobMonkey on December 15, 2013, 09:54:19 pm
WWUD if he had an internet connection?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 15, 2013, 10:33:58 pm
WW the fortress's legendary cheesemaker D if he discovered Urist in this state, flailing about uncontrollably, frothing at the mouth, and shouting memes at the top of his lungs?
Post by: Xanmyral on December 15, 2013, 11:24:23 pm
WWUD if locked in his room for a day with food and booze because people thought he was having a tantrum?
Post by: Lielac on December 15, 2013, 11:29:39 pm
Shout for the guards, he's obviously having a tantrum!
WWUD if locked in his room for a day with food and booze because people thought he was having a tantrum?
Really have a tantrum, because he doesn't have a table or chair.
WWUD if her lower front tooth was kicked out during a beating but the worst other injury she got was a bruised heart that healed up with no problems?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 16, 2013, 12:11:45 am
Urist McToothMurderer has been struck down!
WWUD if he was assailed by a horde of vicious raptors?
Post by: Xanmyral on December 16, 2013, 12:24:44 am
WWUD if carp's blood had became the best booze in the world, but the carp wasn't hindered by this fact?
Post by: Scruffy on December 16, 2013, 01:15:58 am
If you ask me, this would make carps essentially beardless, waterborne dwarves with bad temperament.
WWUD if Soylent Plumphelmet was
Post by: Lielac on December 16, 2013, 02:05:24 am
This is a dead carp. It has been drained of blood. It is adorned with a fallen strand of beard hair and a few crumbs of cat tallow biscuits. The hair is long and brown. It smells faintly of Urist. Around the dead carp is a stream and a long trail of vomit. A cave adapted midget must have passed here not long ago. The stream is full of dead carps. The carps are drained of blood.
If you ask me, this would make carps essentially beardless, waterborne dwarves with bad temperament.
WWUD if Soylent Plumphelmet waspeopledorfs?
Bad temperament? Dwarves are already cranky little bastards, you know.
Urist cancels eat plump helmet: throwing tantrum.
WWUD if she saw a Pale ghost?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 16, 2013, 03:27:32 am
WWUD if she found a spell to resurrect the dead?
Post by: IronTomato on December 16, 2013, 08:23:20 am
WWUD If there were no such thing as ghosts?
Post by: WoobMonkey on December 16, 2013, 08:42:42 am
WWUD if infidelity were introduced into dwarfen relationships?
Post by: klefenz on December 16, 2013, 10:35:01 am
WWUD if she found out humans are using alcohol as fuel?
Post by: IronTomato on December 16, 2013, 11:51:07 am
WWUD If plump helmet ice cream?
Post by: WoobMonkey on December 16, 2013, 12:03:21 pm
Urist McSpoiledbrat is throwing a tantrum!
The ice cream scoop hits the Woodcutter in the nose and the severed part sails off in an arc!
WWUD if given access to plastics?
Post by: Scruffy on December 16, 2013, 01:08:38 pm
WWUD if he invented asbestos?
Post by: gtaguy on December 16, 2013, 06:59:26 pm
WWUD if he found out that they had embarked thirteen Zlevels above ground?
Post by: klefenz on December 16, 2013, 08:31:29 pm
WWUD if the mayor mandated a dry law?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 16, 2013, 08:37:25 pm
WWUD if the fortress guard demanded a cut of the profits to keep quiet?
Post by: blazing glory on December 17, 2013, 11:23:00 am
Make a masterfully designed image of a splatter on the ground in dwarf blood. The arwork relates to the death of the dwarf Urist McDwarf by falling in the dwarven fortress Heightmurdered on the early spring of 1051.
WWUD if the mayor mandated a dry law?
Mayor cancels mandate dry law:interrupted by mob of angry urists
WWUD if the queen used to be a cheese maker?
Post by: blazing glory on December 17, 2013, 11:28:22 am
Establish a speakeasy at the end of a long-forgotten mining tunnel. Smuggle in booze while the mayor is preoccupied with the diplomat.
WWUD if the fortress guard demanded a cut of the profits to keep quiet?
Take the guards socks and refuse to give them back until he keeps quiet without a cut of the profits
WWUD if socks soaked with beer rained from the heavens?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on December 17, 2013, 04:21:49 pm
WWUD if he found a unclaimed sock guarded by several Giant Eagles and Tigers
Post by: Eric Blank on December 17, 2013, 06:19:16 pm
WWUD if the overseer banned him from the half of the booze stockpile with all the good beer on it?
Post by: Baffler on December 17, 2013, 11:10:54 pm
WWUD if microcline boulders became an immensely valuable trade good?
Post by: blazing glory on December 19, 2013, 04:18:50 am
Drink the good ale instead.Urist cancel mine blue metal:mining blue rock
WWUD if microcline boulders became an immensely valuable trade good?
WWUD if his child was captured by a goblin?
Post by: klefenz on December 19, 2013, 01:44:31 pm
WWUD if cirrhosis was implemented in DF?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 19, 2013, 02:04:37 pm
WWUD with meta knowledge about DF?
Post by: IronTomato on December 19, 2013, 02:16:24 pm
Keep drinking. Best case scenario, the doctor removes the vestigial organ. Worst case scenario, he gets misdiagnosed, but he doesn't have to suffer the slow FPS death.Turn off temperature, swim in magma.
WWUD with meta knowledge about DF?
WWUD if he could spawn anything?
Post by: klefenz on December 19, 2013, 03:34:58 pm
WWUD if the elves, angry from all the tree slaughter made the brewable plants to give putrid goo instead of booze?
Post by: Scruffy on December 19, 2013, 05:01:45 pm
WWUD if underground crops required the foul surface thing called "sunlight"
Post by: Lagslayer on December 19, 2013, 05:44:12 pm
WWUD if the humans invaded, and attacked using mirrors reflecting sunlight into the deepest bowels of the fortress?
Post by: TD1 on December 19, 2013, 07:32:44 pm
And the dwarves looked to the Urist, and said unto him "Good Urist, wilt thou breaketh those foul mirrors, wielded by our damnable enemy, with thine divine ugliness and beard alone?" And Urist would look upon them with benevolence, and say "Aye" with a toss of his tempestuous beard. Thus the mirrors wilt be broken, and the halls saved.
WWUD if he possessed the divine beard of Armok and was confronted by an elf with a razor?
Post by: klefenz on December 19, 2013, 08:47:25 pm
WWUD if suddenly all elves grew really long beards?
Post by: DogsRNice on December 19, 2013, 09:13:25 pm
WWUD if he had a nuke
Post by: blazing glory on December 19, 2013, 10:46:18 pm
try to assimilate them into the dwarven collective
WWUD if he had a nuke
Dump it and use magma
What would baby Urist do if he saw a baby elf hugging his mini forge
(just came up with a answer to my own question.Grab his toy axe and let nature take it's course)
Post by: klefenz on December 19, 2013, 11:11:06 pm
What would Gobbo McSnatch do if his only snatching bag was lost during a faile kidnapping attempt and he didn't have enough money to buy another?
Post by: blazing glory on December 20, 2013, 01:34:41 am
klefenz Cancels answer question: Job Item destroyed or lost.
What would Gobbo McSnatch do if his only snatching bag was lost during a faile kidnapping attempt and he didn't have enough money to buy another?
use the hole he has in his stomach that a urist made,to store babys.
WWUD if he had to face a army of gobbos with only a toy axe?
Post by: Duuvian on December 20, 2013, 06:31:47 am
What would Urist do in the next version regarding a stone stockpile hauling job involving a wheelbarrow and a ladder?
Post by: Baffler on December 20, 2013, 11:51:08 am
WWUD if nothing unusual happened?
Post by: IronTomato on December 20, 2013, 11:52:11 am
WWUD If the militia went Full Retard?
Post by: klefenz on December 20, 2013, 09:08:15 pm
WWUD if he discovered the moon was made of cheese, beer and socks?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 20, 2013, 11:35:48 pm
WWUD if his buddy thought he could propel himself all the way to the moon on an iron shield?
Post by: blazing glory on December 21, 2013, 12:33:53 am
Immediately come up with an ingenius plan to get there, involving high-pressure magma and an iron round shield.
WWUD if his buddy thought he could propel himself all the way to the moon on an iron shield?
Replace his buddy's iron shield with a bigger one so he could come
WWUD if his buddy wouldn't let him come?
Post by: blazing glory on December 21, 2013, 12:35:48 am
Post by: Lagslayer on December 21, 2013, 12:43:15 am
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Replace his buddy's iron shield with a bigger one so he could comeMake glass blocks on repeat until the increased gravity of the planet brings the moon to him.
WWUD if his buddy wouldn't let him come?
WWUD if he was mining the moon for it's precious resources, and discovered the HFS (hidden fun socks)?
Post by: gtaguy on December 21, 2013, 04:52:14 pm
QuoteReplace his buddy's iron shield with a bigger one so he could comeMake glass blocks on repeat until the increased gravity of the planet brings the moon to him.
WWUD if his buddy wouldn't let him come?
WWUD if he was mining the moon for it's precious resources, and discovered the HFS (hidden fun socks)?
Die of
WWUD if a necromancer ripped his beard off and revived it?
Post by: blazing glory on December 21, 2013, 05:55:35 pm
QuoteReplace his buddy's iron shield with a bigger one so he could comeMake glass blocks on repeat until the increased gravity of the planet brings the moon to him.
WWUD if his buddy wouldn't let him come?
WWUD if he was mining the moon for it's precious resources, and discovered the HFS (hidden fun socks)?
Die of!fun!happiness!
WWUD if a necromancer ripped his beard off and revived it?
necromancer cancels revive beard:beard still living,Urist cancels kill necromancer:no control unit.
WWUD if he saw http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63417.msg1467531#msg1467531 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63417.msg1467531#msg1467531) all these notes to urist?
Post by: IronTomato on December 21, 2013, 06:11:20 pm
WWUD If he saw my notes in particular?
Post by: blazing glory on December 21, 2013, 06:29:13 pm
Enter a martial trance.
WWUD If he saw my notes in particular?
To quote your sig Urist mcfarmer cancels look at your notes:doesn't care about your bullshit
sorry I had to :D
Post by: gtaguy on December 21, 2013, 07:05:37 pm
WWUD if he discovered how to create hot air balloons?
Post by: blazing glory on December 21, 2013, 07:40:08 pm
Urist McGtaguy cancels post: Job question lost or destroyed.
WWUD if he discovered how to create hot air balloons?
Magma from above!!!
WWUD if he couldn't load magma on a hot air balloon
Post by: klefenz on December 21, 2013, 07:48:30 pm
WWUD if he discovered some elves got a hair cut, changed their name to vulcans and fly in spaceships?
Post by: gtaguy on December 21, 2013, 07:56:32 pm
build a zeppelin instead.
WWUD if he discovered some elves got a hair cut, changed their name to vulcans and fly in spaceships?
Throw a hive of bees at the spaceship, laugh as it dies of FPS death.
WWUD if we could coat bees in poisonous dust and weaponize them?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 21, 2013, 08:11:54 pm
WWUD if his friend Fikod invented bee bearding?
Post by: IronTomato on December 21, 2013, 08:44:36 pm
WWUD If he played Dead Island?
Post by: klefenz on December 21, 2013, 10:25:49 pm
WWUD if he really disliked worms and some douchebag installed a statue of him surrounded by worms in his room? (i did this in my fort)
Post by: blazing glory on December 21, 2013, 11:19:29 pm
Throw a tantrum because he was attacked by the undead.
WWUD if he really disliked worms and some douchebag installed a statue of him surrounded by worms in his room? (i did this in my fort)
Urist throttles klefenz because he let something like this happen
WWUD if he had to wait for a very long download to finish and was constantly checking the bay12forums out of bordom?
Post by: gtaguy on December 21, 2013, 11:32:29 pm
WWUD if we could attach wings to minecarts and use them as bomber aircraft?
Post by: Evilsx on December 22, 2013, 07:18:10 am
WWUD if he/she was an forum member
Post by: SOLDIER First on December 22, 2013, 11:17:51 am
WWUD if he/she lost a pinkie toe?
Post by: gtaguy on December 22, 2013, 11:29:38 am
WWUD if magma wasn't the solution?
Post by: SOLDIER First on December 22, 2013, 11:36:08 am
WWUD if goblins ate* all the beer?
*I know I said ate.
Post by: Baffler on December 22, 2013, 12:05:48 pm
WWUD if the chief engineer invented the shower?
Post by: gtaguy on December 22, 2013, 12:51:59 pm
WWUD if he was in a magma shower?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 22, 2013, 03:57:18 pm
WWUD if Athel was being an insufferable ass 24/7?
Post by: klefenz on December 22, 2013, 11:46:22 pm
WWUD if nobody liked his artifact dwarf skull totem?
Post by: gtaguy on December 23, 2013, 01:06:28 am
WWUD if the entire fortress fell on him?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 23, 2013, 03:08:14 am
WWUD if the overseer asked him to dig a hole?
Post by: mate888 on December 23, 2013, 11:55:40 am
WWUD if the hole he never dug was a secret escape route for a gobin invasion, and he remembered it during a goblin siege?
Post by: blazing glory on December 23, 2013, 02:09:49 pm
"But sir, I'm on break"
WWUD if the hole he never dug was a secret escape route for a gobin invasion, and he remembered it during a goblin siege?
Also remember that nothing is more important then his break/party
WWUD if he couldn't have a break/party during a seige? especially if he had to pull a special lever?
Post by: gtaguy on December 23, 2013, 03:01:13 pm
WWUD if he never had alcohol in his entire life?
Post by: klefenz on December 24, 2013, 02:49:13 pm
WWUD if she was abducted by sectoids?
Post by: gtaguy on December 24, 2013, 09:47:03 pm
WWUD if he could make electricity and melt stones into magma?
Post by: TD1 on December 25, 2013, 01:01:57 pm
WWUD if he were given the reigns of The Captain's Dragon and invited to fly it?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 25, 2013, 08:15:52 pm
WWUD if he had legendary +∞ riding skill?
Post by: klefenz on December 25, 2013, 11:16:12 pm
WWUD if Catten McProgrammer invented a dwarfputing contraption that allowed him to play a game in which he controls a group of sober idiots who live in towers of glass?
Post by: Blastbeard on December 26, 2013, 11:55:03 am
WWUD if he and a squad of dwarves were recruited by XCOM?
Post by: klefenz on December 26, 2013, 01:17:59 pm
WWUD if he had to choose between charmander, squirtle and bulbasaur?
Post by: IronTomato on December 26, 2013, 05:19:05 pm
Urist McRed is throwing a tantrum!
WWUD If he (somehow) got to the Pokemon League?
Post by: TD1 on December 26, 2013, 06:56:53 pm
More to the point, WWUD if the entire Pokemon league were after him.
Post by: highmax28 on December 26, 2013, 07:16:27 pm
Leave. For it is a whimsical place, and Urist is not fond of whimsy. In fact, he even doubts the existence of dragons, even though his beard still smoulders from the last attack.Probably throw fluffy wamblers. Because if you saw THIS:
More to the point, WWUD if the entire Pokemon league were after him.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
First thing that would go through his head would be "colossus; throw wamblers!"
FOr our more stranger ideas, WWUD if he found himself on top of a torterra; a giant turtle with a small island on its back?
Post by: apiks on December 26, 2013, 07:20:50 pm
FOr our more stranger ideas, WWUD if he found himself on top of a torterra; a giant turtle with a small island on its back?
"Huh? Why are there no holes around, ye bloody bastards? Fetch ye behinds and start drilling already! We got money to make! Dwarflings to feed! A turtle you say? Who cares about that! Start mining!"
I wonder, I wonder. WWUD if he became immortal?
Post by: klefenz on December 26, 2013, 08:39:50 pm
WWUD if Amrok infused him with divine powers to change the world?
Post by: TheDarkStar on December 26, 2013, 09:25:30 pm
WWUD if he was no longer able to mine?
Post by: blazing glory on December 27, 2013, 04:07:32 am
Go on as usual and mine the entire world down to semi-molten rock. Dwarves are already the only race that can permanently alter the world in the from of mining.
WWUD if he was no longer able to mine?
Urist cancel be dwarf:is an elf.
WWUD if his whole life was a dream and he was a human?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on December 27, 2013, 05:16:07 am
WWUD if he was a beard-less half-elf living in a fortress
Post by: blazing glory on December 27, 2013, 03:10:07 pm
use the knowledge of Dwarven Science he gained to drown the world in lava and recreate it as Armok would
WWUD if he was a beard-less half-elf living in a fortress
Get kicked out because no one wants a half-elf half-goblin in their fortress
WWUD If a pack of elves come along and say they wish to give up their wood ways?
Post by: klefenz on December 27, 2013, 05:45:10 pm
WWUD if a dragon kicked him and his people out of the mountainhome while the elves just watched and now he had to rely on a dirty old guy who claims to be a wizard and thievius gnome?
Post by: flame99 on December 27, 2013, 06:23:42 pm
WWUD if he drank a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 28, 2013, 12:53:54 am
WWUD if this inspired him into a fey mood, and he created an even better, even more outrageous alcoholic beverage?
Post by: blazing glory on December 28, 2013, 05:28:10 pm
Go through a midlife crisis, realizing he has wasted his entire life up to that point drinking inferior swill. Who knew a human could brew something so amazing?
WWUD if this inspired him into a fey mood, and he created an even better, even more outrageous alcoholic beverage?
Urist would take one mighty chug of the only brew made and choke on it and die with a smile on his face
WWUD in a different universe where his fey mood created the most horrible alcoholic beverage in the entire universe?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 28, 2013, 06:52:16 pm
WWUD if a dog won the right to rule?
Post by: klefenz on December 28, 2013, 10:00:26 pm
WWUD if the zerg invaded his world?
Post by: hops on December 29, 2013, 02:26:09 am
WWUD if everyone in his world was immortal?
Post by: blazing glory on December 29, 2013, 03:34:22 am
Meh, just go back in his fortress. They're basically just space elves minus the intelligence.
WWUD if everyone in his world was immortal?
then urist would be back to square one because some dwarf came up with a mobile atom smasher
WWUD if he had a mobile dwarven atom smasher?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 29, 2013, 08:24:41 pm
WWUD if nobody showed up to his party?
Post by: blazing glory on December 29, 2013, 08:37:03 pm
Smash his way through mountains, and all foolish enough to stand in his way!
WWUD if nobody showed up to his party?
go on break like everyone else
WWUD if some nasty god called modder made a device that stops him from partying/having a break?
Post by: klefenz on December 29, 2013, 10:26:51 pm
WWUD if an elephant caravan came to trade?
Post by: IronTomato on December 30, 2013, 12:33:59 am
WWUD If he crafted a masterwork dwarven TARDIS?
Post by: blazing glory on December 30, 2013, 12:48:43 am
Seize goods, angering the elephants, who in turn step on Urist.
WWUD If he crafted a masterwork dwarven TARDIS?
Fall into a parrallel universe where candy is useless and the only beer is near-beer.
WWUD if he saw a baby with candy?
Post by: klefenz on December 30, 2013, 05:32:14 pm
WWUD if his hand was severed and replaced with a candy dagger?
Post by: IBlameTheMagma on December 30, 2013, 11:26:08 pm
WWUD if bears on unicycles invaded?
Post by: klefenz on December 30, 2013, 11:50:56 pm
WWUD if goblins brought siege engines that could destroy drawbridgers and such?
Post by: highmax28 on December 31, 2013, 12:28:27 am
Steal the secret of vodka from them.Shrug and charge after the xxsockxx that is left behind from a dead comrade.
WWUD if goblins brought siege engines that could destroy drawbridgers and such?
WWUD if the kobalds were huge hulking blighters that can rip a dwarf in half no problem but still did their theiving and whatnot?
Post by: IBlameTheMagma on December 31, 2013, 12:30:54 am
WWUD if he discovered the secret of making gunpowder?
Post by: blazing glory on December 31, 2013, 02:37:46 am
WWUD if he only had a last few moments to himself before gunpowder blows him up?
Post by: klefenz on December 31, 2013, 04:34:25 am
WWUD if the elves kidnapped her for some reason?
Post by: Monk321654 on December 31, 2013, 01:36:52 pm
WWUD with the elves she just kidnapped?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 31, 2013, 02:04:47 pm
WWUD if elves were made of fluffy wamblers?
Post by: highmax28 on December 31, 2013, 02:16:39 pm
Elf breeding program.Feel horrible because dwarves keep using their body parts to kill bronze collosi.
WWUD if elves were made of fluffy wamblers?
WWUD if he discovered the secrets of the dorf-o-pault? (a catapult that specifically launches dwarves)
Post by: Baffler on December 31, 2013, 04:13:34 pm
WWUD if his dorf-o-pault was modified to fire fluffy wamblers?
Post by: wer6 on December 31, 2013, 04:55:52 pm
WWUD if grenade?
Post by: Remuthra on December 31, 2013, 04:57:01 pm
WWUD if he was the Avatar?
Post by: Blastbeard on December 31, 2013, 04:59:51 pm
WWUD if he had a strange mood and built a BANEBLADE!?
Post by: grimman007 on December 31, 2013, 11:18:45 pm
"How could those humans have a tank when we just made the very first one!? Must've taken some kind of tactical geniu-CREEEEEEEEEEED!"
WWUD if he encountered the forces of the Combine Empire?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 31, 2013, 11:23:19 pm
WWUD if the combine singularity exploded?
Post by: Baffler on January 01, 2014, 11:20:47 am
WWUD if borg siege?
Post by: highmax28 on January 01, 2014, 01:18:16 pm
Not much. The elephant singularity made a bigger mess anyway.Look to the dorf-o-pault and fire the dwarf!
WWUD if borg siege?
WWUD if the above sentence was misheard and Urist got fired (job wise)?
Post by: TD1 on January 01, 2014, 01:39:57 pm
WWUD if all nations allied against the Dwarves; Elves, Kobalds, Humans and Goblins? And all over the illustrious substance called "Soap", the making of which only the Dwarves know.
Post by: Lagslayer on January 01, 2014, 02:07:24 pm
WWUD if soap everything?
Post by: TD1 on January 01, 2014, 02:18:19 pm
WWUD if his flesh were made of the last soap in the universe? And all the Peoples of the earth are slowly succumbing to infection....
Post by: TheDarkStar on January 01, 2014, 02:29:17 pm
Be clean. A terrible state of affairs, is it not?
WWUD if his flesh were made of the last soap in the universe? And all the Peoples of the earth are slowly succumbing to infection....
Laugh manically as they all died.
WWUD if all the fish died and only giant sponges were left?
Post by: blazing glory on January 01, 2014, 03:50:49 pm
WWUD if he had to eat bits of sponge?
Post by: klefenz on January 01, 2014, 06:28:35 pm
WWUD there were dishes and he had to wash them?
Post by: blazing glory on January 01, 2014, 06:55:49 pm
Get his innards really clean. Preferably consume with soap.
WWUD there were dishes and he had to wash them?
Go on a brave quest to try and sneak said dishes under a giant sponge
WWUD if the giant sponge spotted him trying to sneak dishes under it?
Post by: Baffler on January 01, 2014, 06:57:14 pm
WWUD if he had to unclog the ‼Dishwasher‼
Edit: You sneaky ninja.
Post by: blazing glory on January 01, 2014, 11:45:46 pm
Bathe them in magma. They are made of gabbro, after all.
WWUD if he had to unclog the ‼Dishwasher‼
Edit: You sneaky ninja.
nope,wrong answer,urist was not a sneaky ninja coz the giant sponge spotted him
Post by: IBlameTheMagma on January 02, 2014, 11:02:24 pm
Post by: Blastbeard on January 02, 2014, 11:25:37 pm
...Wait, what? Oh good lord.
WWUD if he woke up one month to find that the beautiful ASCII graphics of his world had been replaced by horrendous 1980s anime drawings?
Post by: IBlameTheMagma on January 02, 2014, 11:32:41 pm
WWUD if he discovered the creatures of H.P Lovecraft and found out that Cthulhu was sleeping in the beach water next to his fort.
Post by: highmax28 on January 02, 2014, 11:37:46 pm
Shed a tear like the crying indian. Then use magma to flood the world until the tile set is replaced with nothing but magma. Then declare that the next one who comes from japan to modify the game better be adding fucking dwarven mecha to fight forgotten beasts.Wake it up after surrounding him (it?) with giant sponges.
WWUD if he discovered the creatures of H.P Lovecraft and found out that Cthulhu was sleeping in the beach water next to his fort.
WWUD if he ended up in the innsmouth girls locker room?
Post by: IBlameTheMagma on January 03, 2014, 12:02:28 am
WWUD if he dug down so deep he discovered Moria?
Post by: Blastbeard on January 03, 2014, 12:40:07 am
WWUD if he realizes he doesn't have a girlfriend, AND THE PROM'S TOMORROW!?!
Post by: IBlameTheMagma on January 03, 2014, 01:01:28 am
WWUD if he dug a hole straight through the world, past the caverns, past the magma sea, past the HFS, and discovered China?
Post by: Blastbeard on January 03, 2014, 01:17:13 am
If northern China, build a Greater Wall.
WWUD if he embarked on a fort and some
Post by: IBlameTheMagma on January 03, 2014, 01:26:36 am
WWUD if the local fluffy wambler population exploded and became even worse then The Great Catomic Bomb of 74
Post by: IronTomato on January 03, 2014, 10:27:36 am
Take over the world! Slowly!
WWUD If moose had the same properties as fluffy wamblers?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 03, 2014, 11:36:58 am
WWUD if he had missed his appointment with the mayor and was sentenced to tantrummer snuggling duty?
Post by: Skribbblie on January 03, 2014, 06:14:25 pm
WWUD if cheese could suddenly have quality levels, and on top of that, be forged into the finest socks in the world?
Post by: Lielac on January 03, 2014, 11:40:22 pm
WWUD if his alcohol addiction was replaced with a caffeine one?
Post by: blazing glory on January 04, 2014, 12:03:52 am
This is a masterful rendition of a masterful carving of a ☼cheese sock☼.
WWUD if his alcohol addiction was replaced with a caffeine one?
Commit suicide because dwarf's never found coffee beans and never bothered looking for them.
WWUD if he had to drink decaffienated alcohol?
Post by: Lielac on January 04, 2014, 12:45:12 am
Commit suicide because dwarf's never found coffee beans and never bothered looking for them.
WWUD if he had to drink decaffienated alcohol?
Urist has been miserable lately. He has suffered caffeine withdrawal recently. He has been hungover recently.
WWUD if beds required feathers and cloth?
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on January 04, 2014, 12:59:44 am
WWUD if beds required feathers and cloth?
Slaves to Armok: God of Blood: Chapter III: Weregoose Fortress
WWUD if Werecarp?
Post by: Blastbeard on January 04, 2014, 01:33:09 am
WWUD if a space-wizard turned him into a kobold?
Post by: Skribbblie on January 04, 2014, 09:22:49 pm
WWUD if dwarves could forge large daggers?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 04, 2014, 09:37:46 pm
WWUD if there were no more things to kill, and all he had were thousands of steel spears with which to find amusement?
Post by: blazing glory on January 04, 2014, 10:27:02 pm
put them in all the weapon traps. Admire finely minced goblin feet.
WWUD if there were no more things to kill, and all he had were thousands of steel spears with which to find amusement?
Stab himself thousands of times
WWUD if his friend was stabbing himself thousands of times with steel spears?
Post by: highmax28 on January 04, 2014, 10:44:17 pm
WWUD if giant sponges could move?
Post by: MrsStick on January 04, 2014, 10:54:41 pm
WWUD if blood was the only non-forbidden liquid in the fortress?
Post by: TD1 on January 05, 2014, 12:02:51 am
WWUD with a fort made entirely of vampires, and he is the mayor. One catch; he's the only non-vampire citizen.
Post by: Blastbeard on January 05, 2014, 12:16:36 am
WWUD if I couldn't think of a scenario?
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on January 05, 2014, 12:22:23 am
Urist Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, mayor of Bloodburg, Population 1. Migrants Welcome!
WWUD if I couldn't think of a scenario?
Urist, Typer has gone insane: New reply posted while typing
Where Would Urist Get a typewriter?
Post by: Baffler on January 05, 2014, 10:39:25 am
WWUD if he and as many dwarves could be spared were set at typewriters and told to write Shakespeare?
Post by: highmax28 on January 05, 2014, 12:09:39 pm
It was available on embark, but nobody seems to know how to make one.Write filthy human plays? Bah!
WWUD if he and as many dwarves could be spared were set at typewriters and told to write Shakespeare?
WWUD if you could engrave ceilings but cNt reach them?
Post by: wer6 on January 05, 2014, 12:57:46 pm
WWUD if he broke both his legs in A terrible bridge-ceiling related accident?
Post by: klefenz on January 05, 2014, 06:07:06 pm
WWUD if her husband was in the hospital in critical condition needing a complex surgery but the only surgeon is drinking/on break? (remember this guy is the only one who can save Catten McWounded).
Post by: apiks on January 05, 2014, 06:23:37 pm
WWUD if he suddenly forgot who he is?
Post by: Skribbblie on January 05, 2014, 07:36:08 pm
WWUD if all food was liquid, and all booze was solid?
Post by: MrsStick on January 06, 2014, 02:04:36 pm
WWUD if candy was alcoholic?
Post by: Chevaleresse on January 06, 2014, 03:00:08 pm
WWUD if an Elf was chosen to be the king?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 06, 2014, 03:41:56 pm
WWUD if the elf king demanded a personal danger room in his quarters?
Post by: TD1 on January 06, 2014, 03:46:02 pm
WWUD with a fort of soldiers trained in said danger room?
Post by: Baffler on January 06, 2014, 03:49:35 pm
WWUD if he was made the philosopher?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 06, 2014, 03:51:51 pm
WWUD if nemesis unit load error?
Post by: magmaholic on January 06, 2014, 04:02:38 pm
WWUD if eghmagerd devlog update?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 07, 2014, 01:18:04 am
WWUD if he found himself inside some lunatic elf establishment calling itself Rainbow Dash?
Post by: Skribbblie on January 07, 2014, 02:46:40 am
WWUD if he could dig with is beard?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on January 07, 2014, 09:04:03 am
WWUD if he could dig with is beard?
fhe would fight off and kill 30 demons with only his beard, his kitten leather shirt and cave silck pant, and become a legendary dodger/ wrestler.
WWUD if a kobold army dressed only in candy raided from other fortresses seiged the fortress and wrote water on all the alcohol barrels then decided to leave
Post by: TD1 on January 07, 2014, 12:09:44 pm
WWUD if he could actually read
Post by: blazing glory on January 07, 2014, 05:40:08 pm
Die of sanity from lack of booze.
WWUD if he could actually read
lose his sanity because he read the Necronomicon
WWUD if his friend was doing this annoying whistle all the time and will never stop
Post by: klefenz on January 07, 2014, 07:09:22 pm
WWUD if he went to Iguazu falls (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iguazu_Falls)?
Post by: blazing glory on January 07, 2014, 08:40:16 pm
Catten McWhistle has been missing for a week...
WWUD if he went to Iguazu falls (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iguazu_Falls)?
Urist mctourist cancels look at breath-taking sight:god cursed him to roam the night in search of blood
WWUD if goblins took him away while he was very young?
Post by: Stalker on January 07, 2014, 10:39:49 pm
WWUD if goblins took him away while he was very young?
Become ecstatic for leaving an ugly fortress full of depressed tantruming drunk dwarves
WWUD if his family was locked outside during a siege?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 08, 2014, 03:28:58 am
WWUD when his deceased relatives come back to haunt him?
Post by: apiks on January 08, 2014, 05:52:57 am
Become ecstatic because all of the ugly, depressed, tantrumming drunk dwarves are dead.
WWUD when his deceased relatives come back to haunt him?
Haunt them instead.
WWUD if he was king.
Post by: pisskop on January 08, 2014, 09:35:13 am
WWUD if he found out his dwarf friend made a wood earring artifact, decorated with fungiwood and encircled with fungiwood bands?
Post by: Monk321654 on January 08, 2014, 09:51:57 am
WWUDIUCFOWTTM?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: IronTomato on January 08, 2014, 12:05:48 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD If he found out his father was Darth Vader?
Post by: Stalker on January 08, 2014, 02:55:49 pm
WWUD if he learned to use the Force?
Post by: blazing glory on January 08, 2014, 05:13:37 pm
Scream: "Noooooooo!" Then jump off, getting sucked into an air vent and instead of catching an antenna, fall to his death.
WWUD if he learned to use the Force?
Get harrased by some sort of small goblin that claims to be wise
WWUD if said goblin started latching on his back on wouldn't get off until he could move a giant sperm whale out of a bog with the force?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 08, 2014, 06:38:41 pm
WWUD if his father sent a squad of axedorfs to haul him off to jail for failing to complete a mandate for slade crafts?
Post by: ShadowHammer on January 08, 2014, 06:58:45 pm
WWUD if he had a pet llama and he saw a hallway full of repeating upright spear/spikes?
Post by: Gauteamus on January 08, 2014, 08:50:14 pm
WWUD if he found himself trapped in an Escheresque (http://www.mcescher.com/) fortress?
Post by: highmax28 on January 08, 2014, 09:23:39 pm
Spit at the llama, turn around, and charge down the hallway.Urist McDwarf cancels drink: lost
WWUD if he found himself trapped in an Escheresque (http://www.mcescher.com/) fortress?
WWUD if he watched a giant zombie sperm whale rise from the ocean where his fortress was located?
Post by: Baffler on January 08, 2014, 09:34:33 pm
WWUD if he were cornered by a pack of goblin lashers, with nothing but a featherwood training sword?
Post by: TD1 on January 09, 2014, 12:09:48 pm
WWUD if he were in Necrothreat?
Post by: IronTomato on January 09, 2014, 01:04:24 pm
You visit Necrothreat:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD If DF became a romantic comedy?
Post by: highmax28 on January 09, 2014, 07:38:57 pm
Nothing.Urist cancels drink: getting married x33
You visit Necrothreat:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD If DF became a romantic comedy?
WWUD if he was trapped in a scenario of DOOM? (some idiot opened up a portal to hell and he's gotta close it back up)
Post by: Monk321654 on January 09, 2014, 08:31:09 pm
WWUD if Urist was trapped in a Fortress full of nine crazed mercenaries?
Post by: pisskop on January 09, 2014, 09:14:16 pm
wwud if he could siege other civs?
Post by: hops on January 09, 2014, 09:46:49 pm
WWUD if he fell down a Penrose staircase (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penrose_stairs)?
Post by: Baffler on January 09, 2014, 10:05:15 pm
The spinning Urist collides with the stairs, tearing the reality, and denting the sanity! x99
The spinning Urist collides with the stairs, tearing the reality, and denting the sanity! x99
...
WWUD if he was contacted by The Outsider?
Post by: blazing glory on January 10, 2014, 06:05:20 pm
WWUD if he saw the god of socks?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 10, 2014, 08:55:10 pm
Evil and nippy weather beware!
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WWUD he had a bed made of cheese?
Post by: pisskop on January 10, 2014, 10:44:32 pm
wwud if Casper the Friendly ghost?
Post by: fractalman on January 11, 2014, 12:25:08 am
or else ask him to go fishing. (ghosstly fisherdwarf...)
WWUD if the circus was, in fact, a circus?
Post by: IronTomato on January 11, 2014, 12:29:26 am
Adamantine becomes actual cotton candy, however, which is useless. Since there's no longer adamantine to dig for, the fort lacks purpose and is abandoned.
WWUD If he invented real cotton candy?
Post by: hops on January 11, 2014, 01:44:59 am
WWUD if it turns out that he's actually an elven weredwarf?
Post by: blazing glory on January 11, 2014, 02:46:40 am
Cause miscommunication problems among the food haulers and ore haulers.
WWUD if it turns out that he's actually an elven weredwarf?
Bite other elves so they can experience the majesty of being a dwarf once a month
Post by: pisskop on January 11, 2014, 03:04:07 am
Post by: TD1 on January 11, 2014, 08:52:16 am
WWUD with a Necromancer and a fort full of vampires?
Post by: Ace_Warbringer on January 11, 2014, 05:37:13 pm
Wagon? Where? Ahhhhh! It's alive!!!!
WWUD with a Necromancer and a fort full of vampires?
Arrange gladiatorial fights.
WWUD in "The Pit of Despair" with a "Machine to suck the life out of you..."
Post by: Skribbblie on January 11, 2014, 06:14:32 pm
WWUD if his burrow allowed him to occupy only spaces diagonal to each other like a gigantic checker board?
Post by: fractalman on January 11, 2014, 08:17:54 pm
WWUD if the circus...turned out to be an actual circus.
Post by: hops on January 12, 2014, 01:36:59 am
Get a good thought.
Adamantine becomes actual cotton candy, however, which is useless. Since there's no longer adamantine to dig for, the fort lacks purpose and is abandoned.
WWUD if adamantine doesn't exist?
Post by: blazing glory on January 13, 2014, 01:15:01 am
Get a good thought.
Adamantine becomes actual cotton candy, however, which is useless. Since there's no longer adamantine to dig for, the fort lacks purpose and is abandoned.
WWUD if adamantine doesn't exist?
Use microline instead
WWUD if he made a sock from his best friends beard?
Post by: TD1 on January 13, 2014, 09:12:43 am
WWUD If all dwarves everywhere, in each parallel world, united in a Coalition of the Beard, in which they ceremoniously cut off their beards, piled them all into one huge pile and lit it on fire for he Glory of Armok. Adding some alcohol, of course, to give it that extra dimension of bomb.
Post by: Lagslayer on January 13, 2014, 10:10:14 am
WWUD if his beard was plotting against him?
Post by: blazing glory on January 13, 2014, 03:49:51 pm
Declare war on all parallel dimensions and eradicate those heathens! Without their beards, they are basically elves without unicorns.
WWUD if his beard was plotting against him?
Let it do whatever it wants to him,he couldn't bear a life without his beard
what would urist's beard do if it was plotting against urist?
Post by: jaxy15 on January 13, 2014, 03:57:31 pm
WWUD if he got caught in rain that makes you vomit blood?
Post by: IronTomato on January 13, 2014, 04:03:52 pm
WWUD If he was a roach?
Post by: blazing glory on January 14, 2014, 05:54:08 am
Save it in a barrel.
WWUD If he was a roach?
Get killed by a cat and have his corpse brung to a creature with a hairy thing on it's chin
WWUD if a cat brung a roach's corpse to him?
Post by: highmax28 on January 14, 2014, 08:03:20 am
WWUD if there was a race similar to cats except they cleaned everything up but randomly pulled levers?
Post by: IronTomato on January 14, 2014, 12:30:50 pm
WWUD If +sock soup+?
Post by: Baffler on January 14, 2014, 04:25:51 pm
WWUD if his puppy was accidentally caged and sold to the humans?
Post by: TD1 on January 14, 2014, 05:35:20 pm
WWUD if a star landed in front of the fortress, leaving a crater with a strange metal lacing it behind and also revealing a warren of tunnels previously unheard of?
Post by: Lielac on January 15, 2014, 02:26:57 pm
Urist cancels quiet contemplation: killing humansStrike the earth!
WWUD if a star landed in front of the fortress, leaving a crater with a strange metal lacing it behind and also revealing a warren of tunnels previously unheard of?
WWUD if she got a cluster headache?
Post by: highmax28 on January 15, 2014, 03:50:15 pm
Urist cancels run from magma: headache x99Urist cancels quiet contemplation: killing humansStrike the earth!
WWUD if a star landed in front of the fortress, leaving a crater with a strange metal lacing it behind and also revealing a warren of tunnels previously unheard of?
WWUD if she got a cluster headache?
Urist is melting! x99
Urist cancels run from magma: headache x99
Urist cancels run from magma: headache x99
Urist cancels run from magma: headache x99
Urist cancels run from magma: headache x99
Urist cancels run from magma: headache x99
<insert spam messages until you punch a hole in your very expensive computer monitor/laptop>
WWUD if announcements were disabled?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 15, 2014, 05:12:21 pm
WWUD if the elf diplomat demanded the dwarves export steel toys in return for wood?
Post by: Skribbblie on January 16, 2014, 02:38:28 am
WWUD if a Magma Crab was lingering around the magma forge?
Post by: blazing glory on January 16, 2014, 04:06:59 am
WWUD if,after having set fire to the work place and booze stock pile but being saved by the overseer's sprinkler system,the overseer wanted urist to check out his upgraded danger room,just to see what urist thought of it
Post by: highmax28 on January 16, 2014, 09:58:05 am
His upper arm is gone. His lower leg is gone. His jaw is missing. His nose is missing.
Urist is mighty, and doesn't care about anything anymore.
WWUD if he was black knighted? (lost all limbs excluding his head)
Post by: TD1 on January 16, 2014, 10:09:29 am
WWUD if he found the holy Grail at the top of Glastonbury Tor. At the top of the Necromancer tower there!
Post by: blazing glory on January 16, 2014, 03:04:23 pm
He is Urist, and 'tis but a scratch! He'll bite your legs off! Now you know why you fear the Black Knight!
WWUD if he found the holy Grail at the top of Glastonbury Tor. At the top of the Necromancer tower there!
We still in monty python and the holy grail? ???
Post by: TD1 on January 16, 2014, 04:18:15 pm
He is Urist, and 'tis but a scratch! He'll bite your legs off! Now you know why you fear the Black Knight!
WWUD if he found the holy Grail at the top of Glastonbury Tor. At the top of the Necromancer tower there!
We still in monty python and the holy grail? ???
No, just the Grail. Though the answer is up to you. This is Glastonbury Tor (Tor means hill)
http://www.themysteryexperience.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/glastonbury.jpg
Post by: blazing glory on January 16, 2014, 06:31:34 pm
He is Urist, and 'tis but a scratch! He'll bite your legs off! Now you know why you fear the Black Knight!
WWUD if he found the holy Grail at the top of Glastonbury Tor. At the top of the Necromancer tower there!
We still in monty python and the holy grail? ???
No, just the Grail. Though the answer is up to you. This is Glastonbury Tor (Tor means hill)
http://www.themysteryexperience.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/glastonbury.jpg
ok... Urist grabbed the grail but just as urist was leaving the tower a lone zombie swings at him,being as mighty as urist was he dodged the blow...and went tumbling down the hill breaking every bone on the way,then at the bottom a honey badger entered a rage and killed urist
WWUD if he was a imigrant to a curiosly named fortress called boatmurdered
Post by: pisskop on January 16, 2014, 08:31:35 pm
wwud if cats could talk?
Post by: blazing glory on January 16, 2014, 09:05:15 pm
kill every dwarf and animal (except one kitten) by tricking them into elephants and build a fort by herself.
wwud if cats could talk?
Try to control the streets of tantruming cat's because pussy cat's family has been slain 100x
WWUD if his cat was to be butchered?
Post by: Remuthra on January 16, 2014, 09:07:55 pm
WWUD if URIST ANGRY!
Post by: blazing glory on January 16, 2014, 09:53:14 pm
URIST ANGRY!
WWUD if URIST ANGRY!
urist has been miserable lately,he recived a beating recently his cat died lately...
WWUD if he was to admidister a beating on himself?
Post by: highmax28 on January 17, 2014, 12:11:21 pm
Urist cancels issue beating: unconcious.
Urist the Hammerer has been found dead: suicide(?)
WWUD if he lived breaking his skull and ripping his brain apart?
Post by: blazing glory on January 17, 2014, 02:36:07 pm
Urist the hammerer hits himself in the face with a silver hammer, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain!
Urist cancels issue beating: unconcious.
Urist the Hammerer has been found dead: suicide(?)
WWUD if he lived breaking his skull and ripping his brain apart?
Uristmchammer cancels hammer dwarf:too stupid stupider then usual anyway!
WWUD if Urist survived until 7 March 3050? (bonus points to the person who realizes the reference)
Post by: blazing glory on January 21, 2014, 10:35:36 pm
Urist the hammerer hits himself in the face with a silver hammer, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain!
Urist cancels issue beating: unconcious.
Urist the Hammerer has been found dead: suicide(?)
WWUD if he lived breaking his skull and ripping his brain apart?
Uristmchammer cancels hammer dwarf:too stupid stupider then usual anyway!
WWUD if Urist survived until 7 March 3050? (bonus points to the person who realizes the reference)
Okay no one realized the reference, the 7th of march 3050 is the year the Clans invaded the inner sphere,in the battletech universe.
WWUD if thread was starting to die?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 21, 2014, 11:09:33 pm
WWUD with a barrel full of mexican jumping beans?
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on January 21, 2014, 11:40:25 pm
Surgically remove all of it's organs and other fleshy bits, rendering it nigh immortal.
WWUD with a barrel full of mexican jumping beans?
Wall it in a 1x1 room with a pressure plate linked to a bridge raising and lowering over the path of a dwarf tasked to station on another pressure plate hooked up to a signal inverter which prevents a minecart loaded with adamantine giant serrated discs from going down a 50 z-level ramp and shotgunning a bronze colossus modded to release a syndrome-bearing gas upon death which spreads through entire fort maps in order to cause the third finger, left hand of every dwarf to rot away, thus disallowing the creation of bumblebee mead which has also been modded to require the use of the third finger, left hand to create, the absence of which will slowly drive the unhappy king to throw a tantrum and punch the mayor and cause a loyalty cascade which will kill that oaf Bomrek who will not stop engraving masterwork images of cheese on the walls of the fort's main entrance. I mean, really—cheese? CHEESE?
WWUD if he had to mine sylvcoin, a cryptocurrency only accepted by elves?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 22, 2014, 02:52:04 am
WWUD if currency suddenly had no value whatsoever?
Post by: Lielac on January 22, 2014, 02:59:09 am
WWUD if his wife and 16 children all died in a series of minecart accidents?
Post by: blazing glory on January 22, 2014, 03:16:54 am
Shrug and continue buying out caravans with a single ☼forgotten beast meat roast☼.
WWUD if his wife and 16 children all died in a series of minecart accidents?
Urist doesn't care about anything anymore because he was riding the minecart at the time
what would urist's wife do if her husband had gone crazy and was riding a minecart toward her and her children?
Post by: IronTomato on January 22, 2014, 11:14:21 am
WWUD if the fortress didn't have the heart to kill cats?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 22, 2014, 11:25:17 am
WWUD if an Unfortunate Accident was heading his way?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 22, 2014, 11:43:54 am
WWUD if he discovered a civilization of woodland dwarves, which are like normal dwarves, except they don't like being underground and prefer not to use stone or metal?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on January 22, 2014, 09:22:18 pm
WWUD if he discovered a civilization of woodland dwarves, which are like normal dwarves, except they don't like being underground and prefer not to use stone or metal?send a contingent of axe lords and sword champions to cut of there beards and name them traitors to dorfdom as a new species. THE ELVES.
WWUD if thanks to swarven justice he was a banished beardless wood dwarf.
Post by: TD1 on January 22, 2014, 09:54:27 pm
So saying he massacres the other wood dwarves. The Dwarves proper, on seeing this find that he truly is and let him grow his beard out and live amongst them again. Then he dies. Because he's a dwarf.
WWUD with a death star.
Post by: Lagslayer on January 22, 2014, 11:52:20 pm
WWUD with a pet Rancor?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on January 23, 2014, 12:51:11 am
Use it to obliterate the Rhesus macaque that stole his masterwork sock.
WWUD with a pet Rancor?
make a exeptional Rancor bone figurine depicting of Urist and the Elf. The image relates to the slaying of an elf by Urist i 3410
WWUD if he could magically create Booze and Masterwork socks, but it required being nice to with elves for 30 minutes
Post by: Skribbblie on January 23, 2014, 01:08:37 am
WWUD if he woke up to find a GCS standing in front of his bed?
Post by: IronTomato on January 23, 2014, 08:19:02 am
WWUD If he was a Bat Man?
Post by: TD1 on January 23, 2014, 09:50:19 am
WWUD if a goblin snatcher came and picked up a child and stuffed him in a sack, then ran off. Oh, and he'd just lent that child his artifact adamantine cloth, studded with emeralds and rubies pair of socks
Post by: blazing glory on January 25, 2014, 02:01:51 am
Go to the nearest rooftop, shout "I'm batman!" Then promptly get killed by a flying clown.
WWUD if a goblin snatcher came and picked up a child and stuffed him in a sack, then ran off. Oh, and he'd just lent that child his artifact adamantine cloth, studded with emeralds and rubies pair of socks
Promptly take those items back when the dwarf seige's the fortress years later
WWUD if a goblin came goblin'n up his stuff?
Post by: IronTomato on January 26, 2014, 12:25:28 am
WWUD if he needed plump helmet spawn?
Post by: Mr.Mountain on January 26, 2014, 01:21:39 am
WWUD with a gunpowder industry?
Post by: blazing glory on January 26, 2014, 01:54:31 am
Take every single barrel that contains plump helmet spawn and cook all of it into lavish meals.Tell the nobles that it's good to smoke near the barrel in their room,after all,it's only a big ash tray.
WWUD with a gunpowder industry?
WWUD if someone blew up the noble's room and no one knew who the murderer was?
Post by: Authority2 on January 28, 2014, 03:25:17 am
WWUD if someone blew up the noble's room and no one knew who the murderer was?Accuse himself of the crime, then complain about it being a travesty of justice during the hammering.
WWUD if a GCS chased him to a crossroads between a magma pool, a dead end and safety?
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 28, 2014, 04:53:50 am
WWUD if every other dwarf was secretly a were-elf?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on January 28, 2014, 01:04:35 pm
WWUD if he had a complete mastery of the Force, and a GCS silk robe
Post by: IronTomato on January 28, 2014, 01:13:58 pm
WWUD If the mayor demanded the construction of 3 badasses?
Post by: blazing glory on January 28, 2014, 08:25:32 pm
Use force to move Magma, become ultimate Jedi.
WWUD If the mayor demanded the construction of 3 badasses?
Get 3 ass's and train them up to pro level,promptly not understand why the mayor is upset
WWUD if the mayor had gone beserk?
Post by: fractalman on January 29, 2014, 12:35:49 am
WWUD if froot loops cereal made its way into the fort?
Post by: AngelXDv on January 29, 2014, 04:06:56 pm
WWUD if he would be dragged out of the game to play Dwarf Fortress in Fortress mode, with no external help? (sorry for the long question)
Post by: Eric Blank on January 29, 2014, 04:09:33 pm
WWUD if he discovered the technology that allowed him to transcend his plane of existence into our own?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 29, 2014, 10:31:55 pm
WWUD in a mexican standoff?
Post by: Drecon on January 30, 2014, 05:39:33 am
WWUD: In a staff meeting?
Post by: pisskop on January 30, 2014, 08:38:44 am
wwud if he wasnt allowed to attend meeting for three months INSTEAD OF MAKING STONE FURNITURE?
Post by: blazing glory on January 30, 2014, 08:57:37 pm
Urist cancels staff meeting: attending meeting.
wwud if he wasnt allowed to attend meeting for three months INSTEAD OF MAKING STONE FURNITURE?
Urist would go on break instead
WWUD if urist used to be an adventurer but then took an arrow to the beard?
Post by: highmax28 on January 30, 2014, 09:24:13 pm
Urist McGuard was unhappy today. He took an arrow to the beard. He was attacked recentlyUrist cancels staff meeting: attending meeting.
wwud if he wasnt allowed to attend meeting for three months INSTEAD OF MAKING STONE FURNITURE?
Urist would go on break instead
WWUD if urist used to be an adventurer but then took an arrow to the beard?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 30, 2014, 09:26:26 pm
Post by: Xanmyral on January 30, 2014, 09:32:37 pm
WWUD if he became a legendary +∞ knapper?
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on January 30, 2014, 10:04:36 pm
Take up a hobby knapping rocks.
WWUD if he became a legendary +∞ knapper?
Begin a statistical analysis of wounds caused by knapped rocks of various quality.
WWUD if quality made no difference?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on February 02, 2014, 05:39:18 am
WWUD if he discovered that not only armok as an Elf, but was an Elf afraid of Booze, Beards, Socks, and Magma
Post by: blazing glory on February 02, 2014, 06:18:29 am
He Would Continue to make Masterwork Gold Statues as ordered by the MayorThat's clearly not armok! it's a demon escaped from the underworld and pretending to be a deity of the dwarves!
WWUD if he discovered that not only armok as an Elf, but was an Elf afraid of Booze, Beards, Socks, and Magma
WWUD if a demon started imitating armok?
Post by: Baffler on February 02, 2014, 03:43:34 pm
WWUD if his face was put on the platinum collector's coins the overseer ordered minted?
Post by: highmax28 on February 05, 2014, 11:43:07 pm
Crush it under the mountain with the rest of the clown car.Urist cancels dig; being a noble and annoying the king and mayor.
WWUD if his face was put on the platinum collector's coins the overseer ordered minted?
WWUD if he could do one thing as King?
Post by: blazing glory on February 05, 2014, 11:57:08 pm
Mandate the constrution of 100000 socks so there will never be a sock shortageCrush it under the mountain with the rest of the clown car.Urist cancels dig; being a noble and annoying the king and mayor.
WWUD if his face was put on the platinum collector's coins the overseer ordered minted?
WWUD if he could do one thing as King?
WWUD if the king suddenly told him to make 100000 socks?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 06, 2014, 09:07:50 pm
WWUD if the king was killed in a horrible sock-related accident?
Post by: blazing glory on February 06, 2014, 09:33:26 pm
Produce 100 socks, put them on top of a hatch with the lever that operates the hatch underneath it, and ask the king to pull the lever.
WWUD if the king was killed in a horrible sock-related accident?
Go try and claim the socks but die because the mechanic reset the sock trap but attached the trap to a pressure plate
WWUD if everyone was dying to socks?
Post by: TheDarkStar on February 06, 2014, 09:47:08 pm
Produce 100 socks, put them on top of a hatch with the lever that operates the hatch underneath it, and ask the king to pull the lever.
WWUD if the king was killed in a horrible sock-related accident?
Go try and claim the socks but die because the mechanic reset the sock trap but attached the trap to a pressure plate
WWUD if everyone was dying to socks?
Go berserk and kill people with socks.
WWUD if he killed the entire fort with socks?
Post by: misko27 on February 06, 2014, 10:40:03 pm
WWUD if he killed them all (with socks)?
Post by: highmax28 on February 06, 2014, 10:47:34 pm
He would find a fort with people not dead and kill them too.The age of Urist the Dwarf has dawned.
WWUD if he killed them all (with socks)?
WWUD if he was the first being to spawn in a world in the age of nothingness?
Post by: blazing glory on February 06, 2014, 10:51:26 pm
He would find a fort with people not dead and kill them too.The age of Urist the Dwarf has dawned.
WWUD if he killed them all (with socks)?
WWUD if he was the first being to spawn in a world in the age of nothingness?
Breach hell and start killing them with socks
What would demon do if a crazy dwarf was killing everyone with a sock?
Post by: Wimopy on February 07, 2014, 05:19:56 am
Breach hell and start killing them with socks
What would demon do if a crazy dwarf was killing everyone with a sock?
Re-seal the circus with cotton candy after running away to the surface.
What Would Urist Do if he were sealed in the circus without a pickaxe or an anvil?
(thus unable to mine or create something to mine with)
Post by: blazing glory on February 07, 2014, 05:22:51 am
Breach hell and start killing them with socks
What would demon do if a crazy dwarf was killing everyone with a sock?
Re-seal the circus with cotton candy after running away to the surface.
What Would Urist Do if he were sealed in the circus without a pickaxe or an anvil?
(thus unable to mine or create something to mine with)
Make friends with the demons
WWUD if he opened hell and some kind of foul unholy creature was wielding socks and was heading straight for urist
Post by: TD1 on February 07, 2014, 12:55:22 pm
WWUD if hell was burning so much it leapt up through many z levels into heaven, that place which no Dwarf has ever been able to breach. There heaven was on fire, and angels began plummeting to earth, one landing in his living room.
Post by: apiks on February 07, 2014, 01:03:04 pm
Make friends with it, as it displays a remarkable ability to speak Dwarven. Then get the demon's secrets from it, along with their one weakness. Cave spiders. GIANT cave spiders.
WWUD if hell was burning so much it leapt up through many z levels into heaven, that place which no Dwarf has ever been able to breach. There heaven was on fire, and angels began plummeting to earth, one landing in his living room.
Burn some marshmallows using the flaming angel.
WWUD if he was usurped from his throne as king?
Post by: Donuts on February 07, 2014, 02:06:07 pm
WWUD if his arm got smacked off with a sock?
Post by: Lielac on February 07, 2014, 02:14:49 pm
Pull the Noble Disposal lever.
WWUD if his arm got smacked off with a sock?
Beat the offending sock-wielder to death with his newly detached weapon.
WWUD if his cat was meowing loudly at him to be fed?
Post by: blazing glory on February 07, 2014, 04:11:16 pm
Pull the Noble Disposal lever.
WWUD if his arm got smacked off with a sock?
Beat the offending sock-wielder to death with his newly detached weapon.
WWUD if his cat was meowing loudly at him to be fed?
shut up *thump* urist mcmeowing cat has been slain...
WWUD if a dwarf hit his cat because it was meowing at him?
Post by: TD1 on February 07, 2014, 04:12:31 pm
WWUD with Urist Wonky's Kitten Factory?
Post by: blazing glory on February 07, 2014, 04:15:35 pm
*Looks angry* You just punched my kitten biscuit!Ever wonder where military rations come from?
WWUD with Urist Wonky's Kitten Factory?
WWUD if he was being fed cat food? (pun intended)
Post by: klefenz on February 07, 2014, 05:38:13 pm
WWUD if he gazed into the fist of Dredd?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 08, 2014, 01:50:53 am
WWUD if Dredd's fist didn't like losing a staring contest?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on February 08, 2014, 02:40:41 am
WWUD if he discovered the lost city of R'yleh and it was controled by Kobolds
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 08, 2014, 03:07:23 am
Deebulhu bites Urist in the soul, and the severed part flies off in an arc!
Urist has been struck down.
WWUD if Deebulhu failed to eat his soul?
Post by: klefenz on February 08, 2014, 03:50:07 pm
WWUD if the mayor told him to put more than one kitten skull per tile in the refuse stockpile to save space?
Post by: jaxy15 on February 08, 2014, 04:10:38 pm
WWUD if he was stationed under a raised drawbridge?
Post by: TD1 on February 08, 2014, 04:15:54 pm
WWUD if he were attacked by endless waves of undead, which reanimated directly after struck down.
Post by: klefenz on February 08, 2014, 05:37:44 pm
WWUD if she had thousands upon thousands of cages full of zombies?
Post by: Baffler on February 08, 2014, 06:46:53 pm
WWUD if there was nothing to drink but longland beer?
Post by: Lielac on February 08, 2014, 10:58:39 pm
WWUD if his wife dehydrated to death because she wouldn't drink Longland beer?
Post by: klefenz on February 09, 2014, 12:20:13 am
WWUD if a ronze colossus stole his beard?
Post by: highmax28 on February 09, 2014, 12:46:15 am
A dwarf refused to drink perfectly good booze? Urist wife brought dishonor to the family, now Urist has to drink even more to regain the lost status.Urist would then embark on a four year quest searching for said colossus while gaining combat strength, only to kill the collosus with a fluffy wambler and then die from boogeymen after regaining his beard...
WWUD if a ronze colossus stole his beard?
WWUD if there was eternal night and boogeymen were everywhere?
Post by: TD1 on February 09, 2014, 11:32:51 am
WWUD if he faced a gigantic Fire Drake called Smaug, and had misplaced his Burglar?
Post by: Baffler on February 09, 2014, 12:38:35 pm
WWUD if the manager told him his artifact was useless?
Post by: TD1 on February 09, 2014, 01:14:28 pm
WWUD if he were subjected to the hammerer?
Post by: jaxy15 on February 09, 2014, 01:22:44 pm
Urist McCriminal has been struck down.
WWUD if he was modded to have legendary +5 combat skills and the LIKES_FIGHTING token and was pitted against a giant?
Post by: highmax28 on February 09, 2014, 03:03:32 pm
Urist McHammerer bashes Urist McCriminal in the head with his ☼silver war hammer☼, shattering the skull and bruising the brain!Urist McDwarf has grown to become Thor Gianthunter.
Urist McCriminal has been struck down.
WWUD if he was modded to have legendary +5 combat skills and the LIKES_FIGHTING token and was pitted against a giant?
He would then go around the world murdering every type of giant, in normal AND modded worlds. Even the jotun in fortress defense mod fear him...
WWUD if he was given an 8 legged horse and an artifact spear?
Post by: blazing glory on February 09, 2014, 10:45:07 pm
Urist McHammerer bashes Urist McCriminal in the head with his ☼silver war hammer☼, shattering the skull and bruising the brain!Urist McDwarf has grown to become Thor Gianthunter.
Urist McCriminal has been struck down.
WWUD if he was modded to have legendary +5 combat skills and the LIKES_FIGHTING token and was pitted against a giant?
He would then go around the world murdering every type of giant, in normal AND modded worlds. Even the jotun in fortress defense mod fear him...
WWUD if he was given an 8 legged horse and an artifact spear?
Urist cancels ride horse bravely into battle:too short to get on horse
Urist cancels run into battle wreaking havoc with his spear:spear made of wood
WWUD if he couldn't ride a cool horse?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on February 09, 2014, 11:14:43 pm
WWUD if with all the advantages of dorfdom he lost and was subject to the cruel Machinations of an Elf ruled world?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 10, 2014, 01:12:53 am
WWUD if the entire population of the fortress he just migrated to were vampires?
Post by: klefenz on February 10, 2014, 04:49:06 am
WWUD if he was the only dwarf on a giant fortress full of corpses and mysterious levers?
Post by: blazing glory on February 10, 2014, 10:40:51 pm
WWUD if he found out he was a ghost?
Post by: Baffler on February 11, 2014, 03:42:03 pm
WWUD if his wife gave him their son to take care of while she went out to fight the goblins?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 11, 2014, 03:47:51 pm
WWUD if he must put on pants, but he does not have hands!?
Post by: highmax28 on February 11, 2014, 03:49:52 pm
Urist would Commence a slaughter that would make Boatmurdered and Necrothreat together look like the a school yard fight for what proper dwarf doesnt ride into battle on a GCS adorned in candy armor swinging his Adamantine war axe.This scares me...
Post by: TD1 on February 11, 2014, 04:59:15 pm
WWUD if he were to
Ride into battle on a GCS adorned in candy armor swinging his Adamantine war axe,whilst in Necrothreat, all the while shouting anti-Ur propaganda as he beheaded the Undead?
Post by: Baffler on February 11, 2014, 05:18:11 pm
WWUD if he was relieved of patrol duty and promoted to a desk job in recognition of his years of service?
Post by: blazing glory on February 11, 2014, 07:29:20 pm
Utterly decimate the undead and their masters, only to be shot and killed with a copper arrow by a goblin ambush party.
WWUD if he was relieved of patrol duty and promoted to a desk job in recognition of his years of service?
Urist mandates he must be put in a squad again!
WWUD with a plasma launcher?
Post by: klefenz on February 11, 2014, 09:28:42 pm
What would Elewe McElf do if his forest retreat was under siege by the combined forces of humans, dwarves, goblins, undead and demons?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 11, 2014, 10:35:42 pm
WWUD if his grand scheme to wipe out elf kind failed because nobody could get along for ten god damn minutes?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on February 14, 2014, 07:07:46 am
WWUD if he was trapped and stripped in an elven wooden cage and surrounded by goblins and a rather angry Succubus
Post by: klefenz on February 14, 2014, 09:08:51 pm
WWUD if he was bitten by a GCS that came from a cavern of of pitchblende?
Post by: Baffler on February 14, 2014, 09:30:30 pm
WWUD if he rebelled in the loyalty cascade, and won?
Post by: gtaguy on February 14, 2014, 09:56:22 pm
WWUD if suddenly liver made of sunshine?
Post by: TD1 on February 15, 2014, 06:34:03 am
WWUD if he were you?
Post by: gtaguy on February 15, 2014, 07:43:41 pm
WWUD if suddenly thousands of mobile amphibious zombified giant sponges?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 15, 2014, 11:25:26 pm
WWUD if unending war between HFS and zombie sponges?
Post by: Xanmyral on February 16, 2014, 12:19:32 am
WWUD if kobolds stole tickets?
Post by: klefenz on February 16, 2014, 12:46:26 am
WWUD if rain of soap?
Post by: gtaguy on February 16, 2014, 03:02:05 pm
WWUD if mistaken for a human because only a goatee, not a beard?
Post by: TD1 on February 16, 2014, 03:17:06 pm
WWUD if he were in the last Samurai fortress, and was told to train the enemy.
Post by: klefenz on February 17, 2014, 01:13:21 am
WWUD if he had a Davy Crockett nuclear bazooka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device))?
Post by: Blastbeard on February 17, 2014, 01:45:45 am
"Thief! protect the hoard from Skulking Filth!"
"A Nuclear Warhead has been stolen!"
WWUD if he and a squad of elite dwarves had to recover a nuclear device from a Kobold Cave?
Post by: Tawa on February 17, 2014, 08:50:19 am
WWUD if a fellow with a pointy hat, big walking-staff, and long grey cloak asked him to come on an adventure?
Post by: highmax28 on February 17, 2014, 09:15:37 am
Play it out like a James Bond film, but manlier. A lot manlier.Urist McDwarf has grown to become Thorin Oakenshield. <insert music from the hobbit here>
WWUD if a fellow with a pointy hat, big walking-staff, and long grey cloak asked him to come on an adventure?
He would then cause a chain reaction, with twelve other dwarves and one gnome who has a magical ring, that would create a human Hero.
WWUD if a human archer stole his kill?
Post by: jaxy15 on February 17, 2014, 09:35:27 am
WWUD if he saw said dwarf being shot?
Post by: Blastbeard on February 17, 2014, 10:18:37 am
This would immediately cause the message *A dwarven corpse has risen!* to appear.
Followed by *xXxProUberrist69xXx has been struck down.*
WWUD if everyone in his fort except him started speaking in leet?
Post by: Tawa on February 17, 2014, 10:47:21 am
Urist McInternet has starved.
WWUD if a "spacetime anomaly" caused him to be the only dwarf at embark?
Post by: Blastbeard on February 17, 2014, 11:09:50 am
WWUD if a tornado passed over a carp infested river to create a 'carpnado', and then began to head towards his fort?
Post by: Baffler on February 17, 2014, 11:55:29 am
WWUD if there was a dead butterfly in the stockpile he was supposed to haul a statue to?
Post by: Tawa on February 17, 2014, 02:20:25 pm
WWUD if he noticed adamantine straight under a layer of semi-transparent, semi-molten rock?
Post by: blazing glory on February 18, 2014, 01:11:53 am
Vomit, gag, and throw a tantrum because of miasma. The tantrum causes Urist McDead to be hit in the head with a table, and the miasma from his body causes more gagging, vomiting, and tantrums leading to other people being hit in the head with tables, causing an auxiliary tantrum spiral aside from the tantrum spiral caused by McDead's demise.
WWUD if he noticed adamantine straight under a layer of semi-transparent, semi-molten rock?
Mine the rock,get flooded with lava,touch the adamantine with a smile on his face.It is said that dwarves that die while touching adamantine get a special place in armoks court,where there are no overseers swearing at him for being stupid and dying
WWUD if he saw armok?
Post by: jaxy15 on February 18, 2014, 08:34:38 am
WWUD if he gained necromancy powers?
Post by: HmH on February 18, 2014, 08:41:04 am
Die from bleeding as his eyes burn from the glorious-ness of Armok.Raise the refuse pile, get his fortress slaughtered, retire to a tower and write dozens of books about books.
WWUD if he gained necromancy powers?
WWUD if the DF2014 personality rewrites were applied to him?
Post by: Baffler on February 18, 2014, 09:40:56 am
WWUD if his embark party was sent 800,000 years into the future?
Post by: Tawa on February 18, 2014, 11:06:14 am
WWUD if a room was a statue garden, sculpture garden, dining room, and memorial hall all at the same time, and four parties started, each of which he was invited to?
Post by: blazing glory on February 18, 2014, 08:55:56 pm
What would overseer do if urist was attending 4 parties?,each one starting after the last one ends
Post by: gtaguy on February 18, 2014, 09:01:49 pm
WWUD if someone forgot to seal the obsidian casting trap and the fortress was flooded with magma?
Post by: Baffler on February 19, 2014, 12:24:05 pm
WWUD if goblins with tanks and AK-47's blasted down the gate?
Post by: gtaguy on February 19, 2014, 12:25:55 pm
WWUD if he learned the use of pitchblende?
Post by: grimman007 on February 26, 2014, 02:29:46 am
WWUD if his pet rat reverted to another dwarf?
Post by: Baffler on February 26, 2014, 02:21:38 pm
WW Urist McSwordsdwarf do if he was drafted into the spear squad?
Post by: Noel.se on February 26, 2014, 03:07:03 pm
WWUD with a lead bin full of enriched uranium?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 26, 2014, 05:37:24 pm
WWUD if TPDF?
Post by: blazing glory on February 26, 2014, 06:27:52 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on February 26, 2014, 06:28:32 pm
Post by: Baffler on February 26, 2014, 10:56:24 pm
WWUD if an elephant diplomat showed up, demanding he reduce his above ground construction?
Post by: highmax28 on February 27, 2014, 11:48:32 am
Urist cancels have meeting; melting
Urist McDiplomat is melting! x13
Elephant Diplomat is melting! x64
Urist has burned to death!
Elephant Diplomat has bled to death!
WWUD if he just killed his lover in a lava cannon and an elephant army was released upon them?
Post by: jaxy15 on February 27, 2014, 11:55:42 am
Urist McMAGMA has entered a martial trance!
Urist McMAGMA has been struck down.
WWUD if he got a gun with instructions on how to use it?
Post by: Baffler on February 27, 2014, 11:59:15 am
WWUD if the knowledge of anvil-making was lost?
Post by: highmax28 on February 27, 2014, 06:48:01 pm
Read the instruction manual, then use the gun to bludgeon goblins to death because he, in the grand, centuries-spanning tradition of ranged soldiers, refuses to pick up the ammo assigned to him.Urist would create a cult dedicated to Armok's gift of the first anvil. And everyone would become elves but those who followed Urist's cult.
WWUD if the knowledge of anvil-making was lost?
WWUD if the world was doomed to becoming elves unless he discovered the secrets on anvil making?
Post by: blazing glory on February 27, 2014, 07:45:15 pm
Read the instruction manual, then use the gun to bludgeon goblins to death because he, in the grand, centuries-spanning tradition of ranged soldiers, refuses to pick up the ammo assigned to him.Urist would create a cult dedicated to Armok's gift of the first anvil. And everyone would become elves but those who followed Urist's cult.
WWUD if the knowledge of anvil-making was lost?
WWUD if the world was doomed to becoming elves unless he discovered the secrets on anvil making?
Urist is on break....
WW Urist's friend do if the world was about to turn into a land of elves unless Urist discovered the secret of anvil making and Urist was on break?
Post by: highmax28 on February 27, 2014, 11:38:35 pm
Urist McFriend cancels hold meeting; became elf.Read the instruction manual, then use the gun to bludgeon goblins to death because he, in the grand, centuries-spanning tradition of ranged soldiers, refuses to pick up the ammo assigned to him.Urist would create a cult dedicated to Armok's gift of the first anvil. And everyone would become elves but those who followed Urist's cult.
WWUD if the knowledge of anvil-making was lost?
WWUD if the world was doomed to becoming elves unless he discovered the secrets on anvil making?
Urist is on break....
WW Urist's friend do if the world was about to turn into a land of elves unless Urist discovered the secret of anvil making and Urist was on break?
Urist McAnvil No Job
Post by: Lagslayer on February 28, 2014, 12:13:09 am
WW Urist McComicBookGuy do with his mint condition, never touched by any living thing copy of Urist McAnvil issue #1?
Post by: Baffler on February 28, 2014, 01:37:50 pm
WWUD if a hauler was on his way to the magma chute with his priceless book?
Post by: Punching Bag on March 02, 2014, 06:05:38 am
WWUD if the party was a book club meeting?
Post by: TD1 on March 02, 2014, 01:35:47 pm
WWUD if Goblinmas
Post by: kibaseviltwin on March 02, 2014, 10:19:36 pm
WWUD if Goblin Claus didn't bring him Goblinite or booze for dwarfmas
Post by: BuGGaTon on March 02, 2014, 11:24:36 pm
WWUD if a tamed dragon exploded the booze stockpile by mistake?
Post by: Uthric on March 02, 2014, 11:53:58 pm
What would Urist do if his pet cat died?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: blazing glory on March 03, 2014, 01:56:45 am
Adopt a new pet cat.
What would Urist do if his pet cat died?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Throw a tantrum and kill his neighbor's dog
WWUD if his dog bit another dwarf's hand off?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on March 03, 2014, 11:02:45 am
WWUD if he realized all that the fortress that he mined with his own hands and bled for with his blood, was all meant to test an idea of creating a several sets of armor that would either be
A. traded to the elves
B. freely given to the elves
or
C. be claimed by an unskilled Elven adventurer
Post by: Playergamer on March 03, 2014, 11:06:20 am
WWUD if he was being chased by a goblin and the fortress gates were right there.
Post by: gtaguy on March 03, 2014, 11:09:24 pm
WWUD if suddenly the entire fortress was flooded by a new, previously undiscovered liquid called 'air'. It turns out miasma dissolves into air.
Post by: choppy on March 03, 2014, 11:16:07 pm
WWUD if he could have a mount?
Post by: blazing glory on March 04, 2014, 03:54:10 am
WWUD if he was riding a giant sponge into battle?
Post by: Noel.se on March 04, 2014, 04:55:54 am
WWUD if he was riding a giant zombie sponge into battle?
Post by: Playergamer on March 04, 2014, 09:54:51 am
WWUD if he was riding a SKELETON giant sponge into battle?
Post by: TD1 on March 04, 2014, 11:53:11 am
WWUD if he were drowning and a barrel of ale was his only manner of floating...but my, does he feel mighty parched!
Post by: IronTomato on March 04, 2014, 11:57:45 am
WWUD if his barrel was tightly shut?
Post by: blazing glory on March 04, 2014, 05:11:20 pm
WWUD if he had a pet sponge?
Post by: hops on March 04, 2014, 05:20:22 pm
WWUD if cats are made out of adamantine?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 04, 2014, 05:31:02 pm
WWUD if an adamantine cat sawed his leg off trying to rub him lovingly?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on March 05, 2014, 02:28:04 am
WWUD if all booze turned to blood when he touched it?
Post by: blazing glory on March 05, 2014, 05:17:31 pm
WWUD if he was told to flood the circus with the ocean?
Post by: Remuthra on March 05, 2014, 05:23:15 pm
WWUD if he was in charge of designing the Dwarven Language?
Post by: hops on March 06, 2014, 12:33:50 am
WWUD if Armok decided to favor the elves instead?
Post by: nekoexmachina on March 07, 2014, 11:07:48 am
Wwud if he finds out his cat was elven spy?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on March 07, 2014, 03:22:20 pm
Wwud if he finds out his cat was elven spy?
Urist cancels Investigate Spy: On Break.
WWUD if he no longer could go on breaks and had scheduled drink periods?
Post by: TD1 on March 07, 2014, 04:06:07 pm
WWUD if he were a poet?
Post by: Noel.se on March 07, 2014, 04:49:55 pm
WWUD if he was an adamantine cat riding a skeleton zombie sponge?
Post by: Baffler on March 08, 2014, 10:09:19 pm
WWUD if he was charged with designing an automated magma pump stack?
Post by: highmax28 on March 09, 2014, 08:40:03 am
Ride a wave of molten magma to victory, until the pump operator goes on break. He is stranded long enough for the goblins to collapse a crude wooden tower on him.Urist would discover a great and dangerous thing with that. Lots of flooding ensues of the world, and possibly half of the magma sea is drained, perhaps more. The sky is black with smoke, and the fields that are not painted red and orange with lava are black, charred and desolate. The world begins to feel the wrath of Urist the mechanic... Until the flooding burns down his wooden door that was keeping him alive and the whole thing proceeds to fall apart as his own contraption destroys him.
WWUD if he was charged with designing an automated magma pump stack?
WWUD if his fortress was locked in a civil war with three factions; one to keep order, the second to escape it and the third to keep everyone locked inside?
Post by: nekoexmachina on March 09, 2014, 08:43:17 am
WWUD if all of his 5 children were possesed and made an alder log bracelet each?
Post by: Noel.se on March 10, 2014, 12:41:44 am
WWUD if he ignored a mandate while also being the hammerer?
Post by: blazing glory on March 10, 2014, 04:36:12 am
WWUD if the hammerer killed himself by hitting himself in the head?
Post by: highmax28 on March 10, 2014, 08:56:32 am
WWUD if he was a master of dorf-fu?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on March 10, 2014, 04:47:05 pm
WWUD if he was trapped on a untamed wild island filled with poisonous lizards Giant Crocodiles giant Koalas and other assorted Nasties
Post by: TD1 on March 10, 2014, 05:44:03 pm
WWUD if he were given the Arkenstone (But not told there was a dragon looking for it flying about)
Post by: highmax28 on March 10, 2014, 06:55:22 pm
WWUD if his shield was on fire midway through a fight against a squad of fire giants? (or Eldjotun as fortress defence and Norse fortress call them)
Post by: Baffler on March 10, 2014, 07:20:48 pm
WWUD if he was sent out to parlay with the human siege commander?
Post by: Mipe on March 11, 2014, 06:33:48 am
WWUD if aliens kidnapped him to anal probe him?
Post by: highmax28 on March 11, 2014, 10:35:51 am
Bring all the combat pets with him. Oh, and put on one sock.He would run into randy marsh on a table next to him who would then proceed to ask him and say, while both of them had their pants down to their knees:
WWUD if aliens kidnapped him to anal probe him?
"Hey... Is this your first time being probed? This is what happens when you live in remote little mountain towns. At least we don't have to deal with traffic."
WWUD if he met a cartoon character who waddled instead of actually walking? (ie South Park characters)
Post by: IronTomato on March 11, 2014, 12:13:43 pm
Cartoon Character then proceeds to get the royal treatment, having food and water brought to him while he lays down doing nothing.
WWUD If continental drift?
Post by: TD1 on March 11, 2014, 01:46:27 pm
WWUD If he were Atlas.
Post by: blazing glory on March 11, 2014, 06:05:59 pm
WWUD if the planet was flat and was carried on the back of 4 elephants who were being carried by a giant turtle?
Post by: Noel.se on March 12, 2014, 12:31:42 am
Urist cancels mining: interrupted by giant elephant.
Urist cancels everything: interrupted by giant elephant.
WWUD if he had a sentient luggage trunk?
Post by: klefenz on March 18, 2014, 12:45:06 pm
WWUD if suddenly: Beer Flood!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Beer_Flood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Beer_Flood)
Post by: Baffler on March 18, 2014, 02:00:52 pm
Urist McThirsty, Fishery Worker, Cancels Drink: Dangerous Terrain.
Urist McThirsty, Fishery Worker, Cancels Drink: Dangerous Terrain. x3
Urist McThirsty, Fishery Worker, Cancels Drink: Dangerous Terrain.
Urist McThirsty, Fishery Worker, Cancels Drink: Dangerous Terrain.
A stray cat has given birth to kittens!
Urist McThirsty, Fishery Worker, Cancels Drink: Dangerous Terrain.
Urist McThirsty, Fishery Worker, Cancels Drink: Dangerous Terrain. x99
Urist McThirsty, Fishery Worker, Cancels Drink: Dangerous Terrain.
Urist McThirsty, Fishery Worker, Cancels Drink: Dangerous Terrain. x8
Urist McThirsty, Fishery Worker, Cancels Drink: Dangerous Terrain. x
Urist McThirsty, Fishery Worker, Cancels Drink: Dangerous Terrain. x2
Urist McThirsty, Fishery Worker, Cancels Drink: Dangerous Terrain.
Urist McThirsty, Fishery Worker, has drowned.
...
WW Urist McMayor do if Shorast McFarmer was spamming the chat log, causing the overseer to miss the news of his election?
Post by: squidgen on March 19, 2014, 09:44:03 pm
WUDD if the hammerer punishes the mayor?
Post by: klefenz on March 19, 2014, 10:30:09 pm
WWUD if he dug so deep he reached the Chinese dwarf village
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: highmax28 on March 19, 2014, 10:55:42 pm
WWUD if there was no connection to the magma sea, no connection to HFS, no candy, and if you dug too deep, you just end up hitting a layer of nothing but aquifers?
Post by: blazing glory on March 20, 2014, 01:23:22 am
WWUD if his beard tried to strangle him?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on March 21, 2014, 04:00:23 am
WWUD if the Goblins were master of all things biological, and create a team of super soldier called the Revengers, which consisted of Sargent Fortress, The Mighty Gobbo-Lord of Flames, The Sorta Destructible Copper-man and,The Infamous Golk, And sent them against the Fortress
Post by: klefenz on March 21, 2014, 08:34:20 pm
Quote
Without the parasite (beard) leeching blood and oxygen from his head, the dwarf would immediately gain an increased intelligence, and with said knowledge he would realize he is part of a program, a program not meant to imitate life, nor simulate it, but to replace it,realizing this new found truth he would know that there was no beard, that the beard in fact had never existed, and in that moment he would cast aside of his shackles of Booze and Socks, he would turn his back upon slaughter, and would ascend his rightful throne, he would become Armok, God of Blood, Maker of Monstrosities,King of Kaos, and would remake the world once more in his image.
Are you implying Armok has no beard?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LT--FPK1i_c/To9OGyZwD6I/AAAAAAAADMY/3XKH20LiDV8/s364/HeresyStamp.png)
Post by: highmax28 on March 21, 2014, 10:21:13 pm
Without the parasite (beard) leeching blood and oxygen from his head, the dwarf would immediately gain an increased intelligence, and with said knowledge he would realize he is part of a program, a program not meant to imitate life, nor simulate it, but to replace it,realizing this new found truth he would know that there was no beard, that the beard in fact had never existed, and in that moment he would cast aside of his shackles of Booze and Socks, he would turn his back upon slaughter, and would ascend his rightful throne, he would become Armok, God of Blood, Maker of Monstrosities,King of Kaos, and would remake the world once more in his image.A vile for of revenge has arrived!
WWUD if the Goblins were master of all things biological, and create a team of super soldier called the Revengers, which consisted of Sargent Fortress, The Mighty Gobbo-Lord of Flames, The Sorta Destructible Copper-man and,The Infamous Golk, And sent them against the Fortress
Urist would then go to the great lever hall and have them deal with the almighty power of the ORBITAL MAGMA CANNON!
WWUD if he was given an orbital magma cannon BUT mixed in the firing levers were levers that would cause disasters to the fortress (booze explosion, deadly dust storm in the dining hall, misasma cloud in the busiest hallway, a section of the mine collapses on top of the major mineshaft, etc.)?
Post by: blazing glory on March 22, 2014, 01:11:38 am
WWUD if some mad
Post by: pisskop on March 31, 2014, 08:57:07 am
WWUD if constructed wall counted as rubble when collapsed (i.e. you could plug an aquifer with it)?
Post by: Noel.se on March 31, 2014, 12:21:42 pm
WWUD if nuclear reactors were in the game?
Post by: klefenz on March 31, 2014, 11:22:06 pm
WWUD if she was told to brew drinks out of potatoes?
Post by: Xazo-Tak on March 31, 2014, 11:31:54 pm
What would Urist do if told to Trade at Depot?
Post by: blazing glory on April 01, 2014, 12:12:40 am
WWUD if he played a RTD about being in a fortress trying to do what your told?
Post by: highmax28 on April 01, 2014, 07:26:37 am
Start eating food then have a drink and then feel like he needs to go on break.Urist would go on break every time a 2-5 was rolled and eat/drink on a 6. On a 1 a tantrum spiral begins.
WWUD if he played a RTD about being in a fortress trying to do what your told?
WWUD if the entire fortress collapsed above his head, trapping him in the caverns while a great serpent from the magma sea is breaking free before him?
Post by: klefenz on April 01, 2014, 08:19:44 am
WWUD if he had a friend magma serpent? but they are like equals, he doesn't command the serpent.
Post by: TD1 on April 01, 2014, 11:42:39 am
WWUD if he were the King of the Dorfdom.
Post by: highmax28 on April 01, 2014, 12:34:27 pm
And all fail miserably.
WWUD if he was a king that cannot die except by old age?
Post by: Noel.se on April 01, 2014, 03:42:12 pm
WWUD if he could read?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on April 01, 2014, 04:25:56 pm
A Vile Force of Darkness has come
WWUD if all he items he touched turned to wood and his beard started to recede
Post by: klefenz on April 01, 2014, 04:48:26 pm
WWUD if he was fishing in an underground lake and a he was approached by a deformed creature asking riddles?
Post by: Baffler on April 01, 2014, 05:14:08 pm
WWUD if he was permanently invisible?
Post by: Tawa on April 01, 2014, 06:03:44 pm
WWUD if
Post by: kibaseviltwin on April 01, 2014, 08:04:02 pm
WWUD if he met a talking lion cub and the talking meerkat and warthog raising him?
Post by: highmax28 on April 01, 2014, 09:58:59 pm
WWUD if he had every single sensory nerve severed, meaning he can only die by bleeding out and he can never pass out from pain?
Post by: Lagslayer on April 01, 2014, 10:31:56 pm
WWUD with the power of that rabbit's 4 lucky feet?
Post by: IronTomato on April 02, 2014, 08:44:52 am
WWUD If dwarven mafia?
Post by: Xazo-Tak on April 02, 2014, 06:54:29 pm
What would Urist do if he had access to the raws?
Post by: IronTomato on April 03, 2014, 09:01:40 am
WWUD If he was made of smoke?
Post by: Tawa on April 03, 2014, 02:47:37 pm
WWUD if he awoke one morning to find the fortress was to be demolished, all the while having a fellow dwarf tell him that the world will end in ten minutes?
Post by: pisskop on April 03, 2014, 03:07:12 pm
WWUD if evil rain destroyed the spore reproduction of those exposed to it?
Post by: Tawa on April 03, 2014, 03:58:29 pm
WWUD if he learned to aim crossbow shots?
Post by: Noel.se on April 03, 2014, 11:40:38 pm
WWUD if his clothes were covered by deadly dust?
Post by: blazing glory on April 03, 2014, 11:55:45 pm
Try to club a giant sponge with it.
WWUD if his clothes were covered by deadly dust?
Litter them around his room,turning his wife/child/baby into a thrall and starting a tantrum spiral.
WWUD if he was a space dorf?
Post by: IronTomato on April 04, 2014, 07:48:44 am
WWUD If he was a clown?
Post by: Baffler on April 04, 2014, 10:47:35 am
WWUD if his squad was sent to sweep the surface for ambushers?
Post by: IronTomato on April 04, 2014, 10:50:37 am
WWUD If he saw a dwarfette with +boobies+?
Post by: TD1 on April 04, 2014, 11:58:00 am
WWUD if he were a virus that was spread with booze consumption. I'll leave you to think of the effects of the virus!
Post by: klefenz on April 05, 2014, 02:48:08 am
Tantrum spiral.
WWUD if an "adventurer" knocked him out, removed his guts and then he goes to the hospital and gets the wound sutured?
Post by: blazing glory on April 05, 2014, 03:36:02 am
WWUD if a bunch of zombie elephants smashed the booze stockpile and smashed his cute kitten to a pulp?
Post by: Tawa on April 05, 2014, 12:16:53 pm
Kitten: Urist McKittensmash has entered a martial trance!
Urist McKittensmash has been struck down.
WWUD if he detests blue-crowned conures and awakens one evening to find a +microcline statue of a blue-crowned conure+?
Post by: Xazo-Tak on April 05, 2014, 03:42:40 pm
Booze Pile: Meh, repercussions later.Sacrifice the arms of the statue to Armok.
Kitten: Urist McKittensmash has entered a martial trance!
Urist McKittensmash has been struck down.
WWUD if he detests blue-crowned conures and awakens one evening to find a +microcline statue of a blue-crowned conure+?
Urist Mcarmsacrifice cancels sacrifice arms: Birds don't have arms.
What would Urist do if all bridge exploits were removed?
Post by: Tawa on April 05, 2014, 03:55:42 pm
Urist McBridgeexploit has been crushed.
WWUD if he required knives, nails, or hammers to make things from wood?
Post by: Noel.se on April 06, 2014, 02:36:38 am
WWUD If his clothes were made of adamantine?
Post by: Tawa on April 06, 2014, 09:59:52 am
WWUD if he discovered Poke Balls?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on April 06, 2014, 08:26:37 pm
WWUD if he discovered 4chan
Post by: Tawa on April 06, 2014, 09:05:51 pm
Urist McInternet is using 4chan.
1 SEASON LATER
Urist McInternet has died of thirst.
Your settlement has withered.
WWUD if Toady One (hypothetically, of course) died?
Post by: Noel.se on April 07, 2014, 11:52:52 pm
WWUD if all farms needed sunlight?
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 07, 2014, 11:57:54 pm
WWUD if buildings required realistic division of mass and strain on materials to stay up?
Post by: Baffler on April 09, 2014, 04:48:17 pm
WWUD if his room was the only one still standing after a catastrophic physics implementation?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on April 09, 2014, 11:36:17 pm
WWUD if King Rombek McBaratheon was killed by a giant boar?
Post by: black47 on April 10, 2014, 01:36:02 pm
Pick your own
Still on GoT crossover:
WWUD if he was gifted three mythical dragon eggs?
Back to DF:
WWUD if he met Toady One?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 10, 2014, 01:52:09 pm
His upper body is gone.
WWUD if her stupid husband adopted wild dragons who ate him, because a deity told him to?
Post by: Baffler on April 10, 2014, 02:46:27 pm
WWUD if the goblins started nuking all the human and dwarf civs?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on April 10, 2014, 09:32:38 pm
WWUD if Toady add radiation to the game?
Post by: TD1 on April 11, 2014, 03:37:09 am
WWUD if he were fighting a dragonborn called Rax?
Post by: highmax28 on April 11, 2014, 07:38:23 am
Make some +Iron swords+ of course!A battle ensues where the dragonborn fights a dwarf in a great epic tale where in the end, neither one wins or loses, and then Urist pulls the lever to unleash magma on teh world and burns himself and the dragonborn.
WWUD if he were fighting a dragonborn called Rax?
WWUD if he was given the choice of escaping magma or grabbing the sock that is three squares from him and two squares from the magma?
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 11, 2014, 08:11:26 am
WWUD in the above situation?
Post by: IronTomato on April 11, 2014, 10:17:35 am
The parakeet's upper body skids along the ground and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The parakeet has asploded
Post by: kibaseviltwin on April 11, 2014, 11:25:46 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 11, 2014, 11:55:14 pm
WWUD if a Half-giant with a beard larger and more glorious than his, busted down the door to his room and told him he was a Wizard
Urist would promptly stab the half-giant in the gut,as he is a necromancer and would bring meat products back to life.
WWUD if he had to go on a unexpected journey?
Post by: KiBoy on April 13, 2014, 01:31:33 am
WWUD if he saw !!Cotton Candy Longsword!!
Post by: Noel.se on April 13, 2014, 11:45:24 pm
WWUD if his hand was burned?
Post by: Tawa on April 14, 2014, 04:06:01 pm
SEVEN SEASONS LATER
Urist is a mighty military dorf. Suddenly, his father removes his unburned hand.
Urist McSkywalker has become an Elite Wrestler.
The Goblin Swordsman slashes Urist McSkywalker in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Urist McSkywalker has been struck down.
WWUD if he discovered Dungeons and Dragons?
Post by: KiBoy on April 14, 2014, 09:55:40 pm
WWUD if he saw an hammer made of new metal that is 10x heavier than Platinum?
Post by: highmax28 on April 14, 2014, 10:20:37 pm
He'd get lost in Dungeons and get all of his toes bitten off by Dragons.Get killed by Jotunn from the Norse fortress mod because his speed has been reduced to 1 for grabbing a hammer of their size.
WWUD if he saw an hammer made of new metal that is 10x heavier than Platinum?
WWUD if a giant wolf swallowed the sun and that wolf's kin swallowed the moon?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on April 14, 2014, 11:11:07 pm
WWUD if a giant wolf swallowed the sun and that wolf's kin swallowed the moon?
He would not notice for he lives beneath the Mountain
Who Would Urist Choose if the God of Magma faced Armok in Mortal Combat
Post by: Tawa on April 15, 2014, 10:09:01 am
The Blood God smites the Urist McTraitor directly in the brain, tearing the brain!
Urist McTraitor has been struck down.
WWUD if he became a gnome?
Post by: TD1 on April 15, 2014, 10:43:40 am
WWUD if he was rich, intelligent and had an Oxford Degree in Magma Studies.
Post by: Noel.se on April 15, 2014, 12:46:32 pm
WWUD if he had a wool hammer?
Post by: IronTomato on April 15, 2014, 01:25:06 pm
WWUD If wool was heavier than slade?
Post by: Baffler on April 15, 2014, 02:11:27 pm
WWUD if everyone in the fort was stuck in place?
Post by: Tawa on April 15, 2014, 08:36:32 pm
WWUD if he had a pen that clearly had ink in it but would not write? Please assume that Urist uses this pen daily and it is his only pen.
Post by: Baffler on April 15, 2014, 09:33:37 pm
Urist, in a fit of rage, snaps the pen in half, spilling ink all over the paper. He would write by scraping the dried ink off with the tip of the pen.
WWUD if the stockpile records were all covered in ink?
Post by: Tawa on April 15, 2014, 09:50:45 pm
(Was originally going to go for a reference, cancelled it but not the name.)
WWUD if he was the last living thing in the world?
Post by: blazing glory on April 15, 2014, 10:47:14 pm
WWUD If the last living thing in the world was tantruming?
Post by: hops on April 16, 2014, 02:52:35 am
WWUD if He Has No Mouth And He Must Drink Booze?
Post by: IronTomato on April 16, 2014, 10:15:26 am
WWUD If he had a cold?
Post by: klefenz on April 19, 2014, 02:49:43 pm
WWUD if he was caught worshipping Obok Meatgod?
Post by: hops on April 19, 2014, 05:03:26 pm
WWUD if someone put SCP-173 in the meeting hall?
Post by: KiBoy on April 20, 2014, 12:13:17 pm
[DATA EXPUNGED]
WWUD if someone put SCP-173 in the meeting hall?
SCP-173 would be screwed, since everybody would look at him thinking he's some artifact statue.
WWUD if he carved SCP-173 out of slade?
Post by: hops on April 20, 2014, 05:48:28 pm
WWUD if all dwarfs turned into FBs?
Post by: Baffler on April 20, 2014, 06:09:41 pm
WWUD if he was sent to embark on the moon?
Post by: hops on April 21, 2014, 03:46:33 am
WWUD if the carps start up their own civilization?
Post by: Tawa on April 21, 2014, 09:24:57 am
WWUD if the earth, sky, and sea-even-though-it-already-is-made-of-them were all made of carp?
Post by: Baffler on April 21, 2014, 12:23:47 pm
WWUD if sea level suddenly rose by 2 z-levels?
Post by: Tawa on April 21, 2014, 01:24:44 pm
WWUD if someone copypasted his reply in a forum post?
Post by: Bortness on April 21, 2014, 02:13:12 pm
Take shelter in stone, periodically opening a specialized airlock system made of bridges to get drinking water. The system eventually breaks down when someone accidentally pulls the lever when Urist McMechanic is expanding the device. :P
WWUD if someone copypasted his reply in a forum post?
Obviously he would take shelter in stone, periodically opening a specialized firewall port made of bridges to get forum access. The system eventually crashes when someone accidentally pulls the wall switch, turning off router power, when Urist McMechanic is typing his irate reply.
edit: WWUD if he needed access to an item on the opposite side of a 75-Z chasm which was spanned by a fifteen-tile-wide stone, smoothed, masterwork engraved constructed bridge with traffic designations set appropriately for safety purposes?
Post by: Noel.se on April 23, 2014, 10:02:53 am
WWUD if socks didn't exist?
Post by: KiBoy on April 23, 2014, 10:49:20 am
Go outside to get some socks.
WWUD if socks didn't exist?
He would take shelter in stone, periodically opening a specialized airlock room which would contain a stockpile with pig tail fiber shoes. The system eventually crashes when someone accidentally pulls the lever, flooding the room with magma when Urist McPeasant is trying to get a pair of shoes. ( I'm lovin' this. 8 )
WWUD if HFS was in the sky instead?
Post by: TD1 on April 23, 2014, 01:45:51 pm
WWUD if he and the world were made of lego.
Post by: kibaseviltwin on April 23, 2014, 11:28:49 pm
WWUD if he and the world were made of lego.
Melt the world in a campfire and melt the world
WWUD if he was king of the War Chickens?
Post by: Baffler on April 24, 2014, 10:25:36 am
Wipe out every living thing in existence, then starve to death when the player adds [GRAZER:1] to chickens in an attempt to stop him.
WWUD if bees? (http://www.scp-wiki.net/bees)
Post by: Eric Blank on April 24, 2014, 06:36:43 pm
WWUD if a bee stung him?
Post by: Tawa on April 25, 2014, 05:47:03 pm
Get with the program, man.
WWUD if he obtained some form of gunpowder-discharged firearm?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on April 26, 2014, 02:31:15 am
WWUD if he discovered he was only an entity within a computer program?
Post by: Noel.se on April 26, 2014, 03:34:59 am
WWUD if he owned a computer?
Post by: Baffler on April 26, 2014, 12:14:07 pm
WWUD if he was arrested for a crime he didn't commit?
Post by: Tawa on April 26, 2014, 01:16:01 pm
WWUD if he was Matt Damon?
Post by: KiBoy on April 29, 2014, 11:20:16 am
Sit dutifully in prison/the extermination hole.
WWUD if he was Matt Damon?
The first thing he would do is getting his socks on.
What would Urist do if his name was Bomrek? ( Urist = Dagger Bomrek = Whip )
Post by: Wimopy on April 29, 2014, 11:26:13 am
WWUD if having to choose between a woollen sock, a rope reed cloth sock and an adamantine sock? (1 of each only, not 2!)
Post by: Iamblichos on April 29, 2014, 12:38:30 pm
WWUD if he could ride a Jabberer like a goblin?
Post by: IronTomato on April 29, 2014, 12:47:44 pm
BEHOLD!
WORLD'S LARGEST PECKER
ONE GLANCE COSTS 2 SOCKS
WWUD If he owned a jabberer monopoly?
Post by: Tawa on April 29, 2014, 03:53:05 pm
WWUD if he ran a forum game and the fort was besieged? (Assume Urist is not in the military, is a legendary metalworker and thus rendering him a very bad draftee, and has access to the dwarven equivalent of computers.)
Post by: TheDarkStar on April 29, 2014, 07:42:07 pm
Play Jabbereropoly with the other dwarves and horribly fail after a few pages of forum posts.
WWUD if he ran a forum game and the fort was besieged? (Assume Urist is not in the military, is a legendary metalworker and thus rendering him a very bad draftee, and has access to the dwarven equivalent of computers.)
Go berserk as all his forum game friends were killed by goblins and murder the fort.
WWUD if he was suddenly made of adamantine?
Post by: Baffler on April 29, 2014, 09:42:45 pm
Until he's atomsmashed on the way out of the fortress.
WWUD if he was appointed as the fortress philosopher?
Post by: hops on April 29, 2014, 11:59:35 pm
WWUD if his fortress turns out to be on a huge ancient spacecraft that launches into space?
Post by: blazing glory on April 30, 2014, 12:05:17 am
WWUD if he was flung by bridge?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on April 30, 2014, 12:02:16 pm
WWUD if he discovered that in TES he was techniclly a Dwemer ( Deep Elf )
Post by: klefenz on April 30, 2014, 02:17:43 pm
WWUD if he was transported to the world of Minecraft and discovered that brewing there doesnt give booze?
Post by: TD1 on April 30, 2014, 02:56:27 pm
WWUD with a mob factory and an escapee Creeper?
Post by: Baffler on April 30, 2014, 03:43:24 pm
WWUD if skyblock?
Post by: Noel.se on May 01, 2014, 09:55:01 am
WWUD if skyblocks without cave-ins?
Post by: IronTomato on May 01, 2014, 10:21:22 am
WWUD If real trees?
Post by: mate888 on May 01, 2014, 10:57:32 am
Urtist has been struck down!
WWUD if a magic carp granted him 3 wishes?
Post by: Tawa on May 01, 2014, 12:44:21 pm
WWUD if he had three wishes' worth of bees?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on May 04, 2014, 10:11:02 pm
WWUD if he fell to the Circus and failed to die.
Post by: Lagslayer on May 04, 2014, 10:29:51 pm
Post by: mate888 on May 05, 2014, 04:16:01 pm
WWUD if kobold rapists?
Post by: Tawa on May 05, 2014, 04:39:31 pm
WWUD if he woke one day as an elf?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 05, 2014, 05:38:14 pm
Wwud if the queen wanted him to trap a bronze colossus.
Post by: kibaseviltwin on May 05, 2014, 05:43:56 pm
*Urist McVictim cancels Physical Harassment: Job item lost or misplaced.
WWUD if he woke one day as an elf?
Urist would use his knowledge of his dwarven ancest to grow a beard the liquidize it in to alcohol that turns other being into dwarves and offer it to the elves and thier nature overlords.
WWUD if elves could grow candy on trees for not cutting them down.
Post by: Xanmyral on May 05, 2014, 07:19:09 pm
Wwud if the queen wanted him to trap a bronze colossus.
WWUD if elves could grow candy on trees for not cutting them down.
Urist would trick the elves into capturing the bronze colossus thanks to skullduggery and selective deforestation. Once the elves trap the bronze colossus in a candy cage, trade for the both of them with a really, really nice mug.
WWUD if a loyal servant of her's gave her a bronze colossus in a candy cage, as she asked?
Post by: mate888 on May 06, 2014, 12:26:45 pm
WWUD if he was crowned king of all dwarfs?
Post by: Tawa on May 06, 2014, 02:54:58 pm
WWUD if he was a kobold?
Post by: mate888 on May 06, 2014, 07:54:00 pm
Be robbed of his crown by kobolds.He would use his knowledge of dwarven anatomy to make the kobolds know that dwarves have ridiculously thin skulls, then teaching themto figth, and go on a headpunch spree on the montuainhomes.
WWUD if he was a kobold?
And then he would be crowned king of all kobolds and dwarves alike.
WWUD if he was the king of dwarves and kobolds? (ie kobold Cacame)
Post by: Eric Blank on May 06, 2014, 07:59:31 pm
WWUD if the kobold king wanted him to lead an assault on the neighboring dwarven kingdom's mountainhomes?
Post by: Tawa on May 07, 2014, 01:01:10 pm
WWUD if he was capable of modding DF (read: the world)?
Post by: mate888 on May 07, 2014, 03:17:27 pm
WWUD if he/she found this topic?
Post by: Tawa on May 07, 2014, 03:37:27 pm
WWUPAD (what would Urist pick and do) if he got ahold of either Pokemon Omega Ruby or Pokemon Alpha Sapphire? Assume they have come out by this point wherever Urist lives.
Post by: mate888 on May 07, 2014, 08:40:03 pm
WWUD if kobolds begun throwing evil, disgusting and dangerous bugs at her/his face as a form of self-defense?
Post by: klefenz on May 08, 2014, 04:23:18 pm
WWUD if he had The One Ring
(remember that the power of the ring is to increase any power the wearer had, not just make people invisible. in the case of hobbits they had racial stealth abilities and thats why all of of them became invisible, but the effect depends on the wearer)
Post by: TheDarkStar on May 08, 2014, 06:18:35 pm
Die because paper skull.
WWUD if he had The One Ring
(remember that the power of the ring is to increase any power the wearer had, not just make people invisible. in the case of hobbits they had racial stealth abilities and thats why all of of them became invisible, but the effect depends on the wearer)
In a human settlement:
!!!URIST THE BERSERK HAMMER LORD WITH MAGMA BREATH!!! HAS COME, RIDING ON A MIGHTY ADAMANTINE WAGON. NOW YOU KNOW WHY YOU FEAR THE DWARF.
WWUD if an elf got the One Ring?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 08, 2014, 07:06:20 pm
WWUD if some idiot broke the one ring?
Post by: Tawa on May 08, 2014, 07:19:22 pm
Urist McGimli has been struck down.
WWUD if he made a masterwork gold corkscrew?
Post by: mate888 on May 09, 2014, 05:16:39 pm
WWUD if a stark raving mad giant kea begun stealing anvils?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on May 09, 2014, 09:16:45 pm
WWUD if the elves humans and goblins began to worship armok?
Post by: Tawa on May 10, 2014, 07:29:28 am
A few years later, an elf becomes such a dwarf he goes berserk and kills all civ leaders with a steel axe.
WWUD if he was a civ leader with a berserk elf on the loose?
Post by: Blastbeard on May 10, 2014, 04:48:10 pm
It is the 313th year of the Age of Myth. The elves of the world have already overpopulated, numbering in the hundreds of thousands. Disgusted with the tree-killing ways of the mortal races, a union of druids have called for a Great Tree Jihad, launching a war of genocide against the mortal world. Initial fighting lasted over ten years and saw the mortal world lose more than half its population due to unbalanced world-gen warfare calculations. People are horrified at the atrocities commited in the name of nature. Eleven years have passed since the beginning of the First Great Tree Jihad. They are at a stalemate.
What Does Urist Do?
Post by: klefenz on May 10, 2014, 06:38:46 pm
Always looking for an exit from this place.
One day Urist hears a familiar sound, it's a drawbridge. Running towards the source of the sound he finds a fortified access, most likely to a dwarven fortress. The bridge is down, the way is clear. Urist doesn't know these dwarves, or even if they are dwarves, but it doesn't matter, he has wandered too long in the underworld. He's taking the chance.
He rushes inside. Not a soul in sight. He goes up the long staircase. Many steps, many levels. Urist feels the change in athomspheric pressure, he knows he's near the surface. The staircase ends in a narrow hallway, from the other side he hears some laughter, but it's not dwarven laughter. Hiding himself in the shadows he slowly advances through the hallway, seeing light from the other side. Something is wrong. Elves. There are elves sitting and drinking in a large dining hall. Urist knows this place was built by and for dwarves, elves have no place here.
One of the elves rises a finely crafted silver mug filled with dwarven wine, and before he even notices his arm is chopped off. The remaining elves jump from their seats preparing their bows, however they are surronded by darkness now, the torches have been put out. Unable to hear anything due to the noise of the screaming elf they don't notice the steps of Urist charging on them with the speed of a cave-in and the rage of a magma flood. Soon the elves are cut to shreds, the armless one being the only one still alive.
Urist learns from the elf of the Great Tree Jihad, of how the mortal races succumbed to the sheer masses of elves and their war animals. How castles and fortresses were now occupied by elves, wallong in riches they could have never produced by themselves. And the most horrifying of all, no trees have been cut down for years in the entire world. This last fact fill Urist with such rage he threw the mangled elf, slamming him against a wall and causing him to explode from the force of the impact.
Many elves had taken residence in that fortress, but after Urist walked out of its gates into the above world, it was empty of life and full of severed limbs. It is 313th of tha Age of Myth. Urist is sure that there are still dwarves fighting the elves, and maybe humans. Guided by a map he found on the elven barracks inside the fort he makes his way to Olomsesh, the nearest dwarven settlement. They are surprised of a dwarf coming from that direction. He tells his story and shows the recoverd map as proof that he did kill that many elves. The king congratulates him for his deeds and names him General of his armies.
It is now 315th of the Age of Myth. The armies commanded by Urist and lead into battle after his axe have pushed into the elven capitol. The High Druid shakes in fear. Humans and dwarves have banded together in were advancing by day. In the 5th of Malachite the gates of the elven palace fall. A steel axe is the first thing that comes through. The High Druid is in his trone room, sitting in his living wood throne, waiting. Urist runs into the room, his axe covered in elven blood and his eyes glowing like deep furnaces.
-I know your weakness- says the druid calmly, as he produces a single pig tail sock from his pocket and rises it above is head. After this, retaining a serene expression he throws the sock out of the window.
Urist shakes from his toes to the point of his beard. A SOCK!!!!! He has to recover it.
He runs to the window. The elven city is on fire, the druid is going to burn to death anyway, screw him. He jumps down the window into the rubble outside. The place is full of smoke, however Urist had long ago learned to guide himself and find things without using hi eyes. He smells something. Even though the place is full of smoke from the burning wood he can detect the scent of burning pig tail fiber. The !!sock!! is near. Following his nose the finds it. There's not much left of it, but its still a sock. Then Urist notices another smell, like dwarven flesh burning. Oh, Urist is on fire!
Through the cracks from the burning wood he hears a loud laughter and a flap of wings. The druid was escaping in a giant kea. Urist had to think quick, specially since he was burning. He threw his axe into the air, not aiming at the bird, just propelling it slightly above the smoke. The kea saw. A shiny object down there. Disobeying the elf command the giant kea flew down to where the axe fell and landed. The druid was furious and scared.
The druid heard a thundering voice from behind him -For the socks!- before getting his skull caved in with a !!pig tail fiber sock!!
Wow, that was long
Post by: blazing glory on May 10, 2014, 07:06:46 pm
Post by: Blastbeard on May 10, 2014, 07:16:01 pm
WWUD if he was recruited to fight alongside an amphibian man swordsmaster, a human-sized steel colossus, and five humans to prevent a ten thousand year old monster brought in by a modder who does not understand game balance from bringing about the Age of Death?
Post by: mate888 on May 10, 2014, 10:07:30 pm
The modder has been struck down.
The modded abomination has bugged to death.
WWUD if kobolds riding giant keas stole his embarking wagon before the embark?
Post by: Blastbeard on May 11, 2014, 02:35:14 pm
Wagon has collapsed.
Urist McPioneer has been crushed under debris.
WWUD if Virginia starts acting Dimicky because he is no real Super Sand?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 11, 2014, 02:49:56 pm
Wwud if he was out of time and the world was ending?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 11, 2014, 08:24:07 pm
The Street Preacher Urist McDoomsdayer charges at the kitten! The kitten is surprised at the ferocity of the Street Preacher's attack! The kitten dodges! The kitten strikes the Street Preacher Urist McDoomsdayer with its vicious purr, bruising the Street Preacher's will to live!
Urist McDoomsdayer has been struck down.
WWUD if he were transported back to 40d?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on May 12, 2014, 02:55:46 am
Urist attempts to figure out the secrets of space time to retrieve said sock and becomes a time lord named Timeandrelative Dimensionsinspace
WWUD if he could make (Tardis's, Tardie, Tardis')
Post by: Eric Blank on May 12, 2014, 10:49:53 am
WWUD if the timelords, on information extracted form Urist McTardismaker, invaded the world?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 12, 2014, 11:09:58 am
WWUD if Elves grew more luxurious beards than Dwarfs?
Post by: sal880612m on May 12, 2014, 11:25:09 am
WWUD if he ran into his evil twin?
Post by: IronTomato on May 12, 2014, 01:28:05 pm
WWUD if Microcline Gear Solid?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 12, 2014, 01:34:52 pm
WWUD if he ran a restaurant?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 12, 2014, 01:43:36 pm
WWUD if the currency of the kingdom depicted him cowering in terror in the face of groundhogs?
Post by: sal880612m on May 12, 2014, 03:48:23 pm
WWUD if Armok appeared before him and asked him to spare an elf?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on May 12, 2014, 04:53:18 pm
WWUD if he slayed armok with a Copper Axe?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 12, 2014, 05:20:23 pm
WWUD if the sock-vampire came 'round?
Post by: sal880612m on May 12, 2014, 10:44:50 pm
WWUD if he crossed over to our world? (If this has been asked before feel free to post a new WWUD?)
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 12, 2014, 11:33:58 pm
WWUD if dragons were made of Yak's milk cheese?
Post by: Noel.se on May 13, 2014, 05:54:24 am
WWUD if he was made of Yak's milk cheese?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 13, 2014, 12:52:42 pm
WWUD if his spell backfired and instead of cheese for all, all were cheese?
Post by: TD1 on May 13, 2014, 12:57:20 pm
WWUD with a violin, ale, and a match?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 13, 2014, 01:23:28 pm
WWUD if Mountain Gnomes were trainable as pets?
Post by: Sath on May 13, 2014, 02:21:22 pm
Urist McNero cancels Manage Work Orders: Mountainhome lost or destroyed.
WWUD if Mountain Gnomes were trainable as pets?
Tame a Gnome, realize he is in a game and that his life is pointless, committing suicide by drowning in booze he hacks into the game. His Gnome sets off a tantrum spiral by killing the fortress' legendary swordsdwarf who is related to everyone.
WWUD if he did something beneficial towards the fortress?
Post by: Tawa on May 13, 2014, 04:26:27 pm
WWUD if a heretic suggested he could do beneficial things?
Post by: TD1 on May 13, 2014, 04:31:27 pm
WWUD if he were Urist McPhilosopher.
Post by: Tawa on May 13, 2014, 04:58:07 pm
WWUD if he was a cat?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 13, 2014, 05:01:03 pm
WWUD if offered correspondance courses in Goblin as a Second Language?
edit: ninja'd
Post by: TD1 on May 13, 2014, 05:18:20 pm
This is a masterwork engraving by Urist McPhilosopher. On the engraving is a picture of a right-angle triangle, the symbol of The Pythagorean Chasms, a local Dwarven government. Engraved is a picture of the dwarf Urist McSpinoza. The dwarf Urist McSpinoza is surrounded by cheese. The cheese is broken into monads. This picture relates to the nomination of Urist McSpinoza to the post of Official Thinker of The Pythagorean Chasms. Engraved is a picture of Fath McNietzsche and dwarves. The dwarves are cowering. Fath McNietzsche is pontificating. This picture relates to the prophecy of the UberDorf, related in the year 298. Engraved is a picture of a cheese surrounded by abstract epiphenomena. The picture relates to the publication of the book All Mind Is Merely Cheese by the dwarf Dennett McUberrealist in the year 476.((XD One hell of an answer.))
WWUD if offered correspondance courses in Goblin as a Second Language?
edit: ninja'd
He would agree to said course and speak gibberish to get through (Nine out of ten couldn't tell the difference!) then, on an exchange student placement, he murders all students. They're goblin, you see; but it's better than what happened to the exchange student who went to the fortress. Faster...
WWUD if he had a cheese the size of a dinner plate?
Post by: sal880612m on May 13, 2014, 07:53:12 pm
Urist McEngraver carves a Masterwork engraving of dinner plate size cheese on all the floors. The engraving contains an image of a dwarf and cheese, the dwarf is engraving the floors with and image of a dwarf and cheese.
Urist McEngraver cause the world to end before he can eat the cheese due to FPS death upon inspection of engravings as the CPU tries to cope with the infinitely recursive nature of the above engravings.
WWUD if he caused the end of the world?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 13, 2014, 08:08:22 pm
WWUD if the Kitchen had a deep-fryer?
Post by: IronTomato on May 14, 2014, 08:38:32 am
Urist enjoyed a good meal lately.
WWUD If a fast food restaurant opened in the fort?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 14, 2014, 08:51:39 am
WWUD if every feline could adopt, the way kittens do?
Post by: sal880612m on May 14, 2014, 10:12:53 am
Urist McHauler was adopted by stray tiger.
Urist McHauler cancels feed pet, bleeding.
Urist McHauler was killed by stray tiger.
WWUD if he could ride dragons?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 14, 2014, 12:05:38 pm
WWUD if there was nothing to eat or drink in the fortress?
Post by: mate888 on May 14, 2014, 02:21:28 pm
WWUD if he woke up a morning noticing he ate a kobold thief last nigth?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 14, 2014, 03:22:56 pm
'Well, chief, y'see, I gots this turrible heartburn, y'know....'
WWUD if the only weapons he had were toothpicks?
Post by: sal880612m on May 14, 2014, 03:58:19 pm
WWUD if he couldn't grow a beard?
Post by: CrzyMonkeyNinja on May 14, 2014, 04:08:11 pm
WWUD if he had a vision of Dwarf Fortress version 1.0?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 14, 2014, 04:17:22 pm
WWUD if DF 1.0 didn't allow him to build magma pump stacks?
Post by: Tawa on May 14, 2014, 05:59:27 pm
WWUD if he was a cat?
Post by: sal880612m on May 14, 2014, 07:41:55 pm
WWUD if he got gum in his beard?
Post by: blazing glory on May 14, 2014, 08:15:42 pm
WWUD if he was in cataclysm DDA?
Post by: Noel.se on May 15, 2014, 04:06:35 pm
WWUD if he was a moose?
Post by: sal880612m on May 15, 2014, 04:53:53 pm
WWUD on christmas?
Post by: TD1 on May 15, 2014, 04:57:47 pm
WWUD if Dragons were as common as horses, and as easy to ride?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 15, 2014, 06:42:09 pm
WWUD if Longland Grass were, y'know, smokeable?
Post by: sal880612m on May 15, 2014, 07:41:46 pm
Post by: TD1 on May 15, 2014, 07:43:59 pm
Post by: mate888 on May 15, 2014, 08:23:52 pm
9 months later...
"Oh, Armok, what have I done!?"
Urist Mc MadScientist has commited suicide.
WWUD if he was forced to have a kid with a goblin? And with an elf?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 15, 2014, 08:29:37 pm
Wait, that's not what you meant by 'have a kid?'
WWUD if all rocks were as heavy as Slade?
Post by: klefenz on May 15, 2014, 09:24:54 pm
WWUD if dwarves could snatch babies?
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 16, 2014, 12:49:31 am
WWUD if he was suddenly an ampersand?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 16, 2014, 03:44:50 am
WWUD if Dwarves laid eggs?
Post by: sal880612m on May 16, 2014, 10:18:04 am
WWUD if he woke up one morning as an elf.
Post by: Tawa on May 16, 2014, 11:02:25 am
Commit genocide to all elves, starting with himself.
WWUD if he had invisible clothes?
Post by: TD1 on May 16, 2014, 11:04:08 am
WWUD With a sackful of gold?
Post by: IronTomato on May 16, 2014, 11:20:08 am
WWUD If he inserted the forgotten beast corpse into his rope reed fiber pack?
Post by: Tawa on May 16, 2014, 12:09:13 pm
-snip--snip-Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he had no engraving skill and had to create a masterwork engraving of himself or die?
Post by: mate888 on May 16, 2014, 03:02:24 pm
WWUD if he was the angel of death?
Post by: sal880612m on May 16, 2014, 03:05:56 pm
WWUD if Urist McReaper didn't do his job. (ie nothing dies)
Post by: hops on May 16, 2014, 03:46:57 pm
WWUD if he has an adventurer's competence?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 17, 2014, 09:13:02 am
The [lump of clay] strikes the Dragon in the head, shattering the skull and denting the brain!
The [lump of clay] has been lodged in the wound!
The Dragon has been struck down.
WWUD if candy were actually made of candy?
Post by: TD1 on May 17, 2014, 09:15:16 am
WWUD if the world were ending, and the only way to stop it meant the sacrifice of his son. And, if he does this, Armok will demand tribute in the form of his own beard.
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 17, 2014, 09:19:03 am
WWUD if Elves were invincible?
Post by: klefenz on May 17, 2014, 11:48:18 am
WWUD if he found a kid who claims to be a dwarf but is green, has no ears and has a dog that walks on two legs and has a zipper?
Post by: sal880612m on May 17, 2014, 01:24:16 pm
WWUD if none of the underground crops existed?
Post by: mate888 on May 17, 2014, 06:29:44 pm
WWUD if a starving dwarf ate his wounded arm?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 17, 2014, 07:06:48 pm
WWUD if his mothers' last wish before she died was that he would donate her socks to the kobold camp fund?
Post by: sal880612m on May 17, 2014, 08:23:47 pm
Urist McSocklover refuses to donate his mother's socks to some dirty Kobolds.
WWUD if he was the last creature on the planet?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 17, 2014, 08:32:30 pm
Urist McAnydorf has gone stark raving mad!
WWUD if Dwarven engineers had access to duck tape?
Post by: TD1 on May 17, 2014, 08:49:23 pm
WWUD if given the chance at !!SCIENCE!! on ducks?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 17, 2014, 09:05:45 pm
WWUD if he were allergic to socks?
Post by: BlackMuffin on May 17, 2014, 11:04:45 pm
WWUD if an elf became the king of his civilization?
Post by: sal880612m on May 17, 2014, 11:17:11 pm
WWUD if he could get away with murder?
Post by: klefenz on May 17, 2014, 11:48:01 pm
WWUD if rain of chairs?
Post by: sal880612m on May 18, 2014, 04:49:55 pm
WWUD if Toady gave them a STUPID tag in the raws.
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 18, 2014, 04:53:23 pm
WWUD if rocks were made of cheese?
Post by: mate888 on May 18, 2014, 05:44:52 pm
Urist has exploded!
WWUD if he found Toady in his fort, during a siege?
Post by: Tawa on May 21, 2014, 10:53:47 am
WWUD if he was born with no beard?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 21, 2014, 12:21:41 pm
WWUD if he had access to a telephone?
Post by: Roach on May 21, 2014, 12:57:38 pm
The telephone lightly touches the Operator in the head, jamming the skull into the brain and tearing the brain!
WWUD if he met Duke Nukem?
Post by: Tawa on May 21, 2014, 03:48:11 pm
WWUD if he could play Guitar Hero?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 21, 2014, 03:50:52 pm
WWUD if the spirits that possess Dwarfs were actually dead Elves?
Post by: mate888 on May 21, 2014, 05:25:51 pm
WWUD if he found an elf with a glorious ginger beard?
Post by: TD1 on May 22, 2014, 01:25:07 pm
WWUD if his wish were granted?
Post by: mate888 on May 22, 2014, 08:01:11 pm
WWUD if Holistic Spawns?
Post by: pisskop on May 22, 2014, 08:05:22 pm
WWUD if given a formal education?
Post by: Tawa on May 22, 2014, 08:30:16 pm
WWUD if he was negatively affected by that one uranium ore in DF?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 22, 2014, 09:09:04 pm
Get stuck in the webs over the cage traps and dehydrate.
WWUD if given a formal education?
The Dwarf Urist McWouldbescholar drinks like a Freshman!
The Sewer Brew strikes the Dwarf in the blood alcohol content, denting the brain and exploding the liver!
Urist McWouldbescholar has been struck down.
WWUD if handed a toothbrush?
edit: darned ninjas.
Post by: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 09:41:50 pm
WWUD if he got affected by brushing his teeth with uranium?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on May 23, 2014, 03:44:38 pm
Urist cancels die of Radiation: now Chuck Norris.
WWUD if an elf became Chucck Norris
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 23, 2014, 04:05:59 pm
The Jeet Kun-Do Master strikes the Elf Poseur with his +Lightning Fist+ (x9001), pulverizing the everything!
The Elf Poseur is surprised by the ferocity of the Jeet Kun-Do Master's attack!
The Elf Poseur has been knocked unconscious.
WWUD if aliens invaded the Mountainhome?
Post by: Roach on May 23, 2014, 04:21:09 pm
WWUD if he gained access to the internet?
Post by: mate888 on May 23, 2014, 04:42:46 pm
WWUD if a troll trolled him on the internet?
Post by: Lagslayer on May 23, 2014, 08:31:46 pm
WWUD if he had to face the final boss of the internet?
Post by: Arcvasti on May 23, 2014, 08:33:55 pm
What would Urist do if he was a game developer?
Post by: hops on May 23, 2014, 08:36:12 pm
WWUD if he saw what Dwarf was never meant to see?
Post by: gtaguy on May 23, 2014, 09:42:37 pm
WWUD if the noble mandated gem windows and forbids the export of cheeses?
Post by: hops on May 24, 2014, 05:38:09 am
WWUD if he is locked in his room which is filling up with magma?
Post by: gtaguy on May 24, 2014, 09:07:17 am
WWUD if he got wrecked by a FB made of candy and spikes?
Post by: misko27 on May 24, 2014, 10:47:16 am
WWUD if he had just spent three years waiting for a suture?
Post by: gtaguy on May 24, 2014, 11:08:56 am
WWUD if he was going to be sent into hell in a magma submarine with farms inside?
Post by: klefenz on May 25, 2014, 12:31:35 am
What would Urist McSoldier do if a yak was appointed as his general?
Post by: hops on May 25, 2014, 05:25:53 am
Urist McCaligula is melting!
Urist McCaligula is melting!
WWUD if he was a yak general?
Post by: Tawa on May 25, 2014, 05:45:06 am
WWUD if he was immune to insanity?
Post by: gtaguy on May 25, 2014, 07:25:32 am
Post by: Tawa on May 25, 2014, 08:14:33 am
WWUD if he was immune to the effects of cat pheromones?
Post by: mate888 on May 25, 2014, 01:33:24 pm
WWUD if necromancer siege?
Post by: Roach on May 25, 2014, 03:29:20 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he met he who is the most Toady?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 25, 2014, 04:35:06 pm
Wwud if his brother wanted to be an adventurer?
Post by: TD1 on May 25, 2014, 05:17:57 pm
WWUD if it were time to strike the earth!
Post by: mate888 on May 25, 2014, 05:34:09 pm
WWUD if his fort was devoid of stone?
Post by: Blastbeard on May 25, 2014, 05:45:38 pm
WWUD if he is forced to attend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 25, 2014, 06:00:05 pm
WWUD if he had a YouTube channel?
Post by: Blastbeard on May 25, 2014, 06:23:59 pm
WWUD if he was the only person who could pilot the super prototype giant death robot and defend the fortress against hordes of crappier giant death robots?
Post by: WoobMonkey on May 25, 2014, 06:29:34 pm
Your settlement has been utterly destroyed.
WWUD if invited to give a TED talk?
Post by: Playergamer on June 15, 2014, 12:49:36 pm
WWED if he was Randall Munroe for a day?
Post by: TD1 on June 15, 2014, 02:21:16 pm
WWUD if he was called Erist?
Post by: sal880612m on June 15, 2014, 02:31:56 pm
WWUD if he had a lightsaber?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 15, 2014, 07:15:56 pm
Wwud if she were left alone in the wilds for the night?
Post by: sal880612m on June 15, 2014, 07:44:52 pm
WWUD if abandoned in the wilderness as child and survived.
Post by: Tawa on June 15, 2014, 08:52:49 pm
WWUD if he was raised by wolves?
Post by: klefenz on June 15, 2014, 11:29:49 pm
WWUD if she was sent to a mining expedition on a planet made of frozen ethanol?
Post by: Baffler on June 16, 2014, 10:37:25 pm
WWUD if he knew that his planet's star would burn out in exactly 426 years, 7 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 6 hours, 56 minutes, and 23 seconds?
Post by: ELF-rhymer on June 16, 2014, 11:58:19 pm
WWUD if he sees an elephant?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 17, 2014, 12:07:54 am
Wwud without his wonderful new masterwork chair?
Post by: klefenz on June 17, 2014, 09:43:46 am
Fucking RUN. And be trampled into paste.
Wwud without his wonderful new masterwork chair?
Fall to the ground.
WWUD if her
Post by: mate888 on June 17, 2014, 03:29:03 pm
WWUD if her shield was a living kobold squeaking in terror?
Post by: Jiharo on June 17, 2014, 05:07:45 pm
What would kobold do if he were adopted by your average deranged dwarf?
Post by: highmax28 on June 17, 2014, 05:20:49 pm
Adopt him as a pet.
What would kobold do if he were adopted by your average deranged dwarf?
Attempt to run away in fear but can't because he's strapped to the arm of a dwarf
WWKD if a dwarf came into his home and watched as it butchered mercilessly 40 of his kin before his eyes?
Post by: klefenz on June 17, 2014, 05:28:50 pm
WWUD if all the food left on the fortress stockpiles was *Roasted Dwarf Eyes*?
Post by: highmax28 on June 17, 2014, 05:42:15 pm
"Urst McDwarf had a truly decadent meal recently"
WWUD if all the food left on the fortress stockpiles was *Roasted Dwarf Eyes*?
Urist would try and find out who the elf-lover in the fortress is.
WWUD if there was an elf-lover in his fortress?
Post by: sal880612m on June 17, 2014, 06:13:30 pm
WWUD do after discovering the elf-lover in the fortress?
Post by: klefenz on June 17, 2014, 07:24:03 pm
Sell it to the elves.
WWUD if he was informed that Steiner disobeyed his orders and will not attack the elves near the fortress?
Post by: Arcvasti on June 17, 2014, 07:31:29 pm
What would Urist do if presented with an adorable crundle?
Post by: klefenz on June 18, 2014, 11:38:02 am
WWUD if a nearby fortress started flooding the surface with magma?
Post by: sal880612m on June 18, 2014, 11:58:05 am
WWUD if he was at war with other dwarves?
Post by: mate888 on June 19, 2014, 02:26:40 pm
WWUD if he was the first dwarf in Mars?
Post by: klefenz on June 19, 2014, 02:39:46 pm
WWUD if Mars struck back?
Post by: TD1 on June 19, 2014, 02:40:38 pm
WWUD if exam season.
Post by: Tawa on June 19, 2014, 07:15:47 pm
WWUD if he failed the exam?
Post by: klefenz on June 19, 2014, 08:34:03 pm
WWUD if the overseer ordered a slab engarved with his name?
Post by: gtaguy on June 19, 2014, 09:46:12 pm
WWUD if he suddenly realized the goblins dropped a troll fur sock outside the fort entrance covered in dangerous FB extracts and he just had to have it?
Post by: klefenz on June 19, 2014, 09:58:58 pm
and he just had to have it?This part is redundant.
WWUD if his foot was covered in dangerous FB extracts?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2014, 02:12:28 pm
WWUD if he was sad?
Post by: Baffler on June 20, 2014, 11:53:03 pm
WWUD if the order was given to atom smash every loose article of clothing in the fortress, accidentally including an artifact woolen mitten of his own design?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on June 21, 2014, 03:58:50 am
What would Urist McLannister do if his nephew tormented his wife, and he was blamed for his Murder?
Post by: KiBoy on June 22, 2014, 12:00:00 am
WWUD if he saw magma for the first time in his life?
Post by: TD1 on June 22, 2014, 08:58:37 am
*Does so*
Urist is no more.
WWUD if he was no more.
Post by: klefenz on June 22, 2014, 09:39:55 am
WWUD if she got an iPhone from a dead elf?
Post by: mate888 on June 22, 2014, 07:33:10 pm
WWUD if he was lynching a hipster dwarf?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on June 23, 2014, 02:19:10 pm
WWUD if armok taught his only elven believer the secrets of creation and destruction.
Post by: klefenz on June 23, 2014, 09:38:53 pm
If Urist had become a necromancer, what would be the name of his first book?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 23, 2014, 10:18:13 pm
Wwud if he could read?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on June 24, 2014, 02:28:27 am
WWUD if he found the Batcave
Post by: blazing glory on June 24, 2014, 03:05:39 am
WWUD if he had brainfreeze?
Post by: klefenz on June 24, 2014, 03:20:02 pm
WWUD if it was raining elves(♂)?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on June 24, 2014, 09:54:38 pm
WWUD if he was King of da Klowns
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 25, 2014, 01:22:39 am
WWUD if he was out of milk?
Post by: Noel.se on June 25, 2014, 09:25:45 am
WWUD if he could throw fireballs?
Post by: klefenz on June 25, 2014, 10:51:43 am
WWUD if he had a clown silk spacesuit that covered his entire body (fingers and toes included)?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 25, 2014, 08:14:39 pm
WWUD if he was made of butter?
Post by: Archereon on June 26, 2014, 07:17:20 am
WWUD if suddenly DF2014 was released?
Post by: TD1 on June 26, 2014, 09:48:57 am
WWUD if Necrothreat was his neighbour's place, and they're making enough noise to wake the dead.
Post by: mate888 on June 27, 2014, 11:45:26 am
WWUD if aliens?
Post by: klefenz on June 27, 2014, 03:50:04 pm
WWUD if he was on 4Chan?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 28, 2014, 05:59:22 pm
WWUD if he was made of sour cream?
Post by: TD1 on June 28, 2014, 06:12:29 pm
WWUD with a pet clown
Post by: Blastbeard on June 28, 2014, 10:38:51 pm
WWUD is he gains the ability to shoot webs after getting bit by a radioactive cave spider?
Post by: klefenz on June 28, 2014, 11:53:04 pm
WWUD if he was a ghost and his slab was stolen by kobolds?
Post by: sal880612m on June 29, 2014, 12:14:13 am
WWUMcWoodcutter do after that?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 29, 2014, 01:04:06 am
WWUD if he was made of cheese?
Post by: XArgon on June 29, 2014, 01:57:36 am
WWUD if cheese would melt over time in a hot climate?
Post by: sal880612m on June 29, 2014, 02:24:35 am
WWUD if he had no flour?
Post by: grisha5 on June 29, 2014, 06:18:08 am
what would he do if he saw a kitten?
Post by: XArgon on June 29, 2014, 10:30:05 am
WWUD if the kitten was in allegiance with a goblin civ?
Post by: sal880612m on June 29, 2014, 10:41:16 am
WWUD upon discovering a traitor in the midst of the fort.
Post by: XArgon on June 29, 2014, 10:49:16 am
WWUD if he was suddenly in the new version, and his attack on the traitor DIDN'T trigger a loyalty cascade?
Post by: klefenz on June 29, 2014, 11:00:06 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 29, 2014, 11:01:39 am
Post by: Tawa on June 29, 2014, 11:07:14 am
WWUD if he was in D&D?
Post by: pisskop on June 29, 2014, 11:32:59 am
WWUD if he was himself Armok?
Post by: klefenz on June 29, 2014, 11:46:53 am
Then he would enter that world...
WWUD next?
Post by: Tawa on June 29, 2014, 12:35:46 pm
WWUD if he was dead?
Post by: XArgon on June 29, 2014, 12:43:49 pm
WWUD if he was partying as a ghost, while Urist McStonecrafter was about to engrave a slab in his honor?
Post by: sal880612m on June 29, 2014, 03:02:37 pm
WW Urist McHammerer do if justice could not be enforced?
Post by: klefenz on June 29, 2014, 11:13:07 pm
What would Gobbo McSiege do if dwarves dropped a lead statue on him and before being crushed he sees the statue and realizes it is a representation of himself being crushed by a statue?
Post by: grisha5 on June 29, 2014, 11:20:56 pm
what would he do if he saw a opal?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 30, 2014, 01:19:23 am
wwud if confronted by xargon's avatar.
Post by: XArgon on June 30, 2014, 02:21:58 am
What would Urist do if the forest he embarked to was inhabited by wolfmen wielding copper slicing knives?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 30, 2014, 02:54:38 am
Wwud if his embark location was inhabited by very friendly and polite animal men?
Post by: klefenz on June 30, 2014, 11:37:19 pm
WWUD if his skeleton was made of adamantite?
Post by: Blastbeard on June 30, 2014, 11:47:08 pm
The Goblin Elite Lasher loses hold of the pig tail fiber hood.
The Goblin Elite Lasher loses hold of the copper helmet.
Urist Mcwolverine slashes the Goblin Elite Lasher in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Gobbo O'Invader, Elite Lasher has been struck down.
WWUD if he had to cross over from a world generated in DF2012 to one created in the new version to survive?
Post by: XArgon on July 01, 2014, 01:27:17 am
Urist McPlaneswalker cancels Do Anything: has no dreams and ambitions.
WWUD if he wanted to build a treetop fort?
Post by: blazing glory on July 01, 2014, 02:16:47 am
WWUD if he was on a sugar rush.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 01, 2014, 07:03:47 pm
WWUD if he was made of ice cream?
Post by: Girubev on July 05, 2014, 10:29:26 am
Urist McRockyRoad has been found dead.
WWUD if he realized that he was being used to recreate Planepacked?
Post by: klefenz on July 05, 2014, 03:22:39 pm
WWUD if Catten sent him an invitation to Play Candy Crush?
Post by: Baffler on July 05, 2014, 03:36:06 pm
What would Urist McGlassmaker do if the King permanently forbade the export of glasswork?
Post by: Tawa on July 05, 2014, 05:51:56 pm
WWUD if he had to drink from mugs or cups?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 05, 2014, 06:19:16 pm
WWUD if he was king of the elves?
Post by: Girubev on July 05, 2014, 07:33:14 pm
Urist has been quite content lately. He was upset that a mandate has been ignored lately. He took joy in slaughter lately.
WWUD if a zombie giant sperm whale arrived?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 06, 2014, 07:22:15 pm
Wwud if all the land were sand, and nothing but sand?
Post by: sal880612m on July 06, 2014, 07:26:56 pm
WWUD if all land were glass, and nothing but glass?
Post by: Blastbeard on July 06, 2014, 07:59:59 pm
WWUD if all land was water, and nothing but water?
Post by: ELF-rhymer on July 06, 2014, 10:19:39 pm
Your dwarves found warm water.
Urist McLegendarySwimmer cancels Swim: Boiling.
This is a masterfully cooked piece of boiled Urist McLegendarySwimmer meat.
WWUD if forgotten beast made of Dwarven Beer arrives?
Post by: sal880612m on July 06, 2014, 10:24:28 pm
Urist McSoldier goes to get a drink.
WWUD if he saw his friends turn into bloody masses of flesh upon drinking Dwarven Beer from Forgotten Beast.
Post by: Girubev on July 07, 2014, 12:22:01 am
WWUD if he accidently released gremlins into the raws?
Post by: klefenz on July 22, 2014, 11:25:05 am
WWUD if his fort was attacked by a giant zombie adamantite slade tree?
Post by: mate888 on July 22, 2014, 03:30:48 pm
The age of dwarves has begun.
WWUD if he was engraving an engraving of he engraving an engraving of he engraving of he engraving he engraving...?
Post by: XArgon on July 23, 2014, 07:03:10 am
WWUD if he became a Legendary Climber?
Post by: klefenz on July 23, 2014, 07:58:18 am
Then Catten McWoodCutter chops the tree without looking up.
WWUD if it was actually evitable?
Post by: 94dima94 on July 23, 2014, 10:10:35 am
WWUD if he knew about us?
Post by: Baffler on July 23, 2014, 10:30:48 am
WWUD if he was made a beekeeper?
Post by: klefenz on July 23, 2014, 02:49:39 pm
Urist is throwing a tantrum.
Urist has been stung by a honey bee. x 999
Urist has been found dead.
WWUD if she was ordered to forge a sword, but finds the anvil has been replaced by a throne?
Post by: Roach on July 23, 2014, 07:38:02 pm
Urist McNoble has cancelled Act Nobly: Botty Burned.
WWUD if he met the Heavy from TF2?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 23, 2014, 07:54:20 pm
Heavy cancels Pickup Equipment: Job item lost or misplaced
Heavy has gone Berserk!
Urist McBystander has been found dead
Urist McBystander has been found dead
Urist McBystander has been found dead
Urist McBystander has been found dead x 100
WWUD for a Klondike bar?
Post by: mate888 on July 23, 2014, 10:52:44 pm
WWUD if he was in a space station?
Post by: 94dima94 on July 24, 2014, 06:18:25 am
WWUD in front of an undead carp army?
Post by: mate888 on July 24, 2014, 01:43:29 pm
WWUD if he had orders to kill an entire camp of cave swallowmen?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 24, 2014, 02:28:03 pm
Step 2: Run about in terror
Step 3: Kill them all, since He is equipped with full steel
Step 4: Cry
WWUD if ordered to kill an elf caravan?
Post by: klefenz on July 24, 2014, 02:35:37 pm
WWUD if the elves spat at him?
Post by: TD1 on July 24, 2014, 02:44:33 pm
WWUD if he was the lord of all the Elven Retreats.
Post by: Felgard on July 24, 2014, 07:37:40 pm
WWUD if a gob dropped a *sock* on the other side of the world
Post by: mate888 on July 25, 2014, 12:03:02 am
"My sock sense is tickling, Likot. I have to go."
Urist McMarathonRunner has died of exhaustion
"Oh, that's weird, he didn't even left the hall."
How would Urist react to Gimli and Legolas' friendship?
Post by: RedSeven on July 26, 2014, 02:45:25 pm
WWUD if he found the one ring?
Post by: 94dima94 on July 26, 2014, 03:16:40 pm
WWUD if he had internet connection?
Post by: Baffler on July 26, 2014, 03:19:24 pm
WWUD if his friends dared him to jump across an eerie glowing pit?
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2014, 06:16:11 pm
WWUD if siphoning water off of mountain plants in the morning had the same effect as drinking moonshine?
Post by: Torrenal on July 27, 2014, 02:28:18 pm
What would Urist do if a sock was left on the far side of a magma channel?
Post by: Rokh on July 27, 2014, 05:33:19 pm
...Who am I kidding? Fall headlong into the magma!
WWUD if he had to fight a giant zombie dragon?
Post by: klefenz on July 27, 2014, 09:07:18 pm
WWUD if he realized there are no more tiger people pets?
Post by: Chevaleresse on July 27, 2014, 10:46:19 pm
WWUD if his wife gave birth to an elf?
Post by: ArKFallen on July 28, 2014, 03:39:01 am
Get a giant tiger instead.Make his wife into an axe and give it to the future woodcutter.
WWUD if his wife gave birth to an elf?
WWUD if his best friend was a wagon?
Post by: Roach on July 28, 2014, 09:38:51 am
WWUD if his world was going to undergo a flood (think Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker) in twenty minutes?
Post by: klefenz on July 28, 2014, 10:34:34 am
WWUD if they called it a mine A MINE!!?
Post by: Girubev on July 28, 2014, 10:41:04 am
Unless it's a farm.
[Yes I know about the ninja, I still wanted to do that reply.]
Urist McGimli cancels dream of malt beer: Horrified.
"It is terrifying."
WWUD when the elven diplomat returns?
Post by: mate888 on July 28, 2014, 12:44:25 pm
WWUD if the elves got pissed because he stabbed their diplomat twenty-eigth thousand times?
Post by: klefenz on July 28, 2014, 01:37:31 pm
WWUD if Amrok forgot to give him the First Anvil?
Post by: ArKFallen on July 29, 2014, 12:10:03 am
WWUD if the caverns were Outside and Light?
Post by: XArgon on July 29, 2014, 02:50:28 am
WWUD if the world passed into the Age of Dwarves?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on July 29, 2014, 04:33:10 am
WWUD if he thought that lava was preheated booze
Post by: klefenz on July 29, 2014, 07:16:15 am
WWUD when he realizes magma has no alcohol?
Post by: XArgon on July 29, 2014, 01:56:20 pm
WWUD if magma actually had alcohol in it?
Post by: Sda209 on July 29, 2014, 03:02:12 pm
WWUD if Elves showed up to his fort?
Post by: Roach on July 29, 2014, 03:58:28 pm
Urist would throw himself in it andsuffer a painful, melting deathdrink it all to his heart's content.
WWUD if Elves showed up to his fort?
A dwarf spied a dreadful horizon
Some filth forest hippies arrivin'
With little debate
He pushed on a plate
And set the war dogs to their dinin'
But assume that Urist had no clue
Where he had misplaced his own shoe
And the issue weighed 'pon him
As he kept on troddin'
Then by Armok, what would Urist do?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on July 29, 2014, 04:47:58 pm
Urist might even release bloody hell
But when he came too
he would get a shoe anew.
WWUD if there were a race called deep elves, dedicated to the defense of mushrooms and forgotten beast, wielding only candy weapons
Post by: klefenz on July 29, 2014, 04:49:44 pm
WWUD if the deep elves also had control over the magma?
Post by: Girubev on July 29, 2014, 10:46:27 pm
[Awesome poetry fellas]
WWUD if he found this thread of increasingly ridiculous, amusing, and perhaps slightly insulting questions of what he would do?
Post by: XArgon on July 30, 2014, 03:22:35 am
Some goddess of chaos once had
Sent vision into Urist's head
Of humans who ponder
His actions. No wonder,
He promptly went stark raving mad.
We wondered what Urist would choose
If magma had contained some booze
But what if the wine,
Like water, just fine,
Could flow from the floodgates and tubes?
Post by: IndigoFenix on July 30, 2014, 05:52:51 am
WWUD if he was turned into a tree?
Post by: apiks on July 30, 2014, 06:14:15 am
WWUD if he was trapped in Necrothreat?
Post by: Roach on July 30, 2014, 09:46:12 am
Or with verse rhythm, entwine
But suffice to say
When put there that day
Urist had a pretty bad time!
Now suppose Urist were confronted
With shaving cream, be he affronted?
What would Urist do
If presented the goo
By another dwarf, height also stunted?
Post by: XArgon on July 30, 2014, 10:41:58 am
For what this white substance was meant
Don't know what to do
With this blasphemous goo
That also had some weird scent.
To sum up: he'd sell it to elves
Who would be confused, themselves
Now what if they paid
Amazed with the trade
So much, the fort ran out of shelves?
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 30, 2014, 12:11:57 pm
for more space, maybe for wine.
Again strike the earth,
unlock more of its girth,
cave-in the ceiling and break his spine.
I'm bad at limericks,
so instead explain to me
Dwarf Fort in haiku.
Post by: JoeJoe on July 30, 2014, 12:56:54 pm
Build a glorious Fortress
Die horrible death
also, your first haiku line has 6 syllables :p
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 30, 2014, 01:24:00 pm
Post by: Roach on July 30, 2014, 01:25:53 pm
also, your first haiku line has 6 syllables :pDepending on accent, some people pronounce "limericks" as "limrix", only two syll-BAAAAAAH THREAD DERAILED
END POST, BEGIN ANEW
WWUD if he were given the opportunity to say a single, five-word message, to be played on loudspeakers to the public throughout Times Square, NY?
Post by: klefenz on July 30, 2014, 02:09:22 pm
WWUD if he lived in the stone age?
Post by: 94dima94 on July 30, 2014, 04:53:20 pm
WWUD if he was thrown in a pit with an armed goblin?
Post by: Edmus on July 30, 2014, 05:12:50 pm
Immediately find magma and set up a forge using an obsidian chair, to personally ensure this "stone age" ends. The only age that can exist is the dwarven age!Go for the socks!
WWUD if he was thrown in a pit with an armed goblin?
WWUD if his cat fell into the magma?
Post by: JoeJoe on July 30, 2014, 07:12:23 pm
"Limerick" can be pronounced either [LIM-rik] or [LI-meh-rik], thus it can count as either two or three syllables. You didn't give anything for the next person, by the way.
I'm sorry, I read the opening post once ages ago and didn't come back to the thread again until now.
WWUD if he accidentally took a deep gulp of magma?
Post by: ELF-rhymer on July 30, 2014, 10:48:39 pm
WWUD if he accidentally knew that someone is watching him and is giving all the orders in the fortress?
Post by: Baffler on July 31, 2014, 12:59:09 am
WWUD if he was given sole control of the fortress' beekeeping industry?
Post by: klefenz on July 31, 2014, 09:02:35 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he invented molotov cocktails?
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 31, 2014, 10:57:41 am
WWUD if a Molotov cocktail was thrown toward him?
Post by: Edmus on July 31, 2014, 05:10:17 pm
WWUD if all his booze were {forbidden}?
Post by: Lagslayer on July 31, 2014, 05:27:40 pm
WWUD if he were the Dwarven Al Capone?
Post by: klefenz on July 31, 2014, 05:45:24 pm
WWUD if noone in the fortress liked him?
Post by: XArgon on August 01, 2014, 04:09:43 am
Urist, we'd like to inform you that you are considered to be the perfect candidate for the Advanced Siege Obliteration Squad. We were even going to place all your friends into the same squad. Of course, all your friends couldn't come, because you don't have any friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned." Perfect for averting a tantrum spiral.
WWUD if he found a curious underground structure, and after getting to the bottom of it got his hands onto an artifact adamantine Portal Gun from "Portal"?
Post by: blazing glory on August 01, 2014, 04:14:17 am
WWUD if he was being launched by catapult into a seige of Goblins?
Post by: hops on August 01, 2014, 05:49:13 am
He'd ready his axe, as he flew
Towards the goblins
Too bad, there's physics
Urist'd become dwarf smoothies.
WWUD if he got a portal gun that work on everything except air?
Post by: XArgon on August 01, 2014, 06:07:29 am
WWUD he was told that alchemy finally got implemented, and there is an alchemist's workshop waiting for him to work in?
Post by: ICBM pilot on August 01, 2014, 08:11:20 am
WWUD if he could make alcohol out of forgotten beast extract?
Post by: Baffler on August 01, 2014, 11:34:50 am
WWUD if he was put in a blowgun squad?
Post by: klefenz on August 01, 2014, 12:11:51 pm
WWUD if he had poison fangs?
Post by: XArgon on August 01, 2014, 12:37:20 pm
Urist McVampire von Poison drinks the Legendary Weaponsmith's blood.
Legendary Weaponsmith has succumbed to poisoning.
Urist McVampire von Poison has succumbed to poisoning.
Legendary Weaponsmith ghost throws party at the shale table.
WWUD if he witnessed some ghosts talking in the fort's hallway? (discussing something terrifying, of course.)
Post by: Girubev on August 01, 2014, 01:09:39 pm
Urist McPasserby has been found dead with a terrified expression on his face. x42
WWUD if he killed a demon by hitting it's head off via warhammer and sending it down a rabbit hole, thus ending the siege and simultaneously inventing the game of golf?
Post by: klefenz on August 01, 2014, 02:53:18 pm
WWUD if preachers of the Carp God came to knock on his door?
Post by: mate888 on August 01, 2014, 08:29:21 pm
Urist McGhost: "So I heard the dwarves are about to sign a peace treaty with the elves..."Can I sig this or something?
Urist McPasserby has been found dead with a terrified expression on his face. x42
Also: Back to the thread:
He would charge to the infidels. Subsecuently starting a !!jihad!! towards those foul carp worshippers.
WWUD if he invented gunpowder?
Post by: klefenz on August 01, 2014, 09:04:48 pm
Urist uses the newly invented substance to create beautiful fireworks that convince all his enemies to stop fighting and everyone lives in peace until that world is deleted for being the most boring thing ever.
WWUD if he had just escaped the deletion of his world and was now free on the cyberworld?
Post by: Roach on August 01, 2014, 09:37:29 pm
WWUD if he were shrunk to tiny size, and then put into a magical race that human eyes don't see, where they race down windows on rainy days using the raindrops as racecars, kinda like that racing thing in the star wars movie, but on a window, and gravity-powered? (inb4 fall off because gravity, don't make it lame)
Post by: Girubev on August 01, 2014, 10:22:37 pm
Can I sig this or something?[By all means. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJmp7L5q7ow)]
He would try to engage in extremely agressive racing, but due to the natural state of inebreation, somehow manage to screw up despite gravity being the only method of propulsion.
WWUD if he somehow wound up as a migrant for Glitterglen?
Post by: Baffler on August 01, 2014, 11:02:23 pm
WWUD if pony siege?
Post by: Blastbeard on August 01, 2014, 11:53:53 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if the Liberal Crime Squad tried recruiting him?
Post by: hops on August 02, 2014, 12:02:42 am
Therefore KILL KILL KILL
WWUD if he realized that elves are conservative?
Post by: Blastbeard on August 02, 2014, 12:15:56 am
...Then immediately go on a year-long break while the kobolds he liberated from the sweatshop do all the work for him.
WWUD if the
Post by: XArgon on August 02, 2014, 06:27:58 am
He'd get pastured by the fort entrance and wait...
WWUD if he was declared the Emperor of Dwarvenkind?
Post by: Edmus on August 02, 2014, 08:55:47 am
WWUD if he got caught in the foul goo rain?
Post by: XArgon on August 02, 2014, 09:11:35 am
WWUD if he had bones of steel?
Post by: ArmokGoB on August 02, 2014, 09:34:31 am
WWUD if he had a masterwork elf bone blowgun?
Post by: TD1 on August 02, 2014, 10:14:08 am
WWUD if he became the Lord of Cavern and Beast.
Post by: Baffler on August 02, 2014, 10:57:11 am
WWUD if thousands of butchery bills were issued at once?
Post by: Lagslayer on August 03, 2014, 02:33:17 pm
WWUD if random cave-ins were implemented, and required the building and maintaining of supports to reduce their occurrences?
Post by: grisha5 on August 04, 2014, 01:49:55 am
WWUD if he were a elf?
Post by: Edmus on August 04, 2014, 01:58:32 am
WWUD if he gets a fey mood?
Post by: klefenz on August 04, 2014, 08:54:22 pm
Teach the elves the ways of the beard.
WWUD if he gets a fey mood?
Pass to History as the first dwarf getting a cheesemaking mood ever and breaking the laws of the world by making an artifact horse cheese.
WWUD if he ate the artifact horse cheese? (it menaces with spikes of steel and is decorated with hanging rings of cinnabar)
Post by: mate888 on August 04, 2014, 09:04:38 pm
WWUD if zombie apocalypse?
Post by: cyberTripping on August 04, 2014, 09:12:48 pm
(please tell me how to mod this in if possible, this would be amazing)
Pass to History as the first dwarf getting a cheesemaking mood ever and breaking the laws of the world by making an artifact horse cheese.
The Elf Corpse bites Urist McSurvivor in the head, tearing the skin and fracturing the skull!
Urist McSurvivor has been struck down.
Urist McSurvivor has been risen.
WWUD if dwarves were cannibals and sapient-eaters?
Post by: grisha5 on August 04, 2014, 09:30:13 pm
WWUD if he saw a tame Roc Bird?
Post by: cyberTripping on August 04, 2014, 09:36:47 pm
WWUD if his beard was severed and revived against him by evil weather?
Post by: Baffler on August 04, 2014, 11:48:56 pm
WWUD if he was weaponized?
Post by: Edmus on August 05, 2014, 02:32:13 am
WWUD if he was weaponized?Probably melt, definitely die.
WWUD if he was given the choice between the life of his family and his x+pigtail fiber sock+x
Post by: Chevaleresse on August 05, 2014, 02:36:46 am
WWUD if he could eat using his beard?
EDIT: Ninjas.
He would grab the sock and beat half the fortress to death with it during a tantrum.
Post by: mate888 on August 06, 2014, 04:28:58 pm
WWUD if his male son was born beardless?
Post by: Lightningy on August 06, 2014, 05:10:13 pm
wwud if he had a tame bronze colossus
Post by: klefenz on August 06, 2014, 08:34:53 pm
Urist dedicates his life to find a mate for his booze colossus but he slowly sips it away. After days of search the colossus is no more. Urist is struck by melancholy as he will never again taste such a colossal drink.
WWUD if this:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lightningy on August 07, 2014, 03:54:04 pm
wwud if all the booze in the world was drunk by a booze titan
Post by: Arcvasti on August 07, 2014, 04:07:35 pm
What would Urist do if confronted with a giant naked mole rat tooth?
Post by: Lightningy on August 07, 2014, 04:42:43 pm
wwud if he saw a flying zombie eat his son and massacre his hamlet?
Post by: apiks on August 07, 2014, 04:46:37 pm
WWUD if he was The Toady One?
Post by: klefenz on August 07, 2014, 04:49:17 pm
WWUD if a new weapon of mass destruction was invented, allowing the extermination of elves and goblins, but it ran on booze?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 07, 2014, 05:05:35 pm
WWUD if he was petrified, frozen in place for all eternity to watch as the world goes on without him, until one day the spell ends and he finds that the fortress has been overrun by monkeys?
Post by: Lightningy on August 07, 2014, 07:23:18 pm
wwud if he found a masterwork chest plate and the head of his father?
Post by: Brisen on August 07, 2014, 07:44:18 pm
Make more booze.
WWUD if he was petrified, frozen in place for all eternity to watch as the world goes on without him, until one day the spell ends and he finds that the fortress has been overrun by monkeys?
Urist would ask himself if he really understands the meaning of the phrase "For all eternity". Meanwhile the monkeys rob the fortress of all valuables including food and drink, leaving Urist to starve with nothing but water to drink in his final days.
wwud if he found a masterwork chest plate and the head of his father?
He would be struck by horror. As Urist flees from the scene he would get a happy thought passing by the ☼<<☼Statue☼>>☼, returning to his duties as if nothing had happened.
WWUD if he agrees to tag along with Melbil McPlayer on his grand adventures, when Melbil starts to recklessly murder everyone in Urist's home-fortress?
[Inb4 it was Inevitable]
Post by: Girubev on August 07, 2014, 10:34:10 pm
Girubev has been struck down!
[Couldn't resist :P]
Throw a tantrum for witnessing death and accidentally cause a loyalty cascade when he punches the fortress axelord in the face, bruising the skin.
WWUD if gorgons (think Medusa as a species) were implemented?
[somewhat interested in how that would work now...]
Post by: Brisen on August 07, 2014, 11:29:54 pm
WWUD if the stockpiles were full of elf-statues, all with a horrified look on their face?
Post by: Chimpanzee on August 08, 2014, 02:02:17 am
WWUD if goblin diplomats started to request the preservation of trees?
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 08, 2014, 02:05:41 am
WWUD if a Adamantine Gun appeared on his doorstep, loaded with ammo?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 08, 2014, 02:19:17 am
Slaughter them. Why would we even bargain with the horrors?
WWUD if a Adamantine Gun appeared on his doorstep, loaded with ammo?
Fire it once, name it, and use it as a club in melee for the rest of his days.
WWUD if He discovered that soilent green was people?
Post by: Edmus on August 08, 2014, 07:31:28 am
WWUD if she developed an alcohol intolerance.?
Post by: escondida on August 08, 2014, 09:31:19 am
What would Urist do upon becoming aware of the player (and/or Armok)?
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 08, 2014, 09:48:22 am
WWUD if he found HFS?
Post by: mate888 on August 08, 2014, 07:23:22 pm
WWUD if some humans colonized his fort in the name of the Kings of Spain?
Post by: escondida on August 08, 2014, 08:58:29 pm
Urist McDorf has admired a wonderful creature in a cage recently.
What would Urist do on a ship?
Post by: Roach on August 08, 2014, 10:05:22 pm
WWUD if the Spanish Inquisition appeared?
(Bear in mind that NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION)
Post by: Baffler on August 08, 2014, 10:39:01 pm
*Datan ďlullur, Heretic, has been struck down!
*Obok Igrilnňm Tunom Reksas, Sinner, has been struck down!
*Libash Kizestuleng, Apostate, has been struck down!
*Otel Shashnabas, Heathen, has been struck down!
Edit: Whoops, forgot a question.
WWUD if the fortress' other mason stole his hammer and chisel?
Post by: Brisen on August 08, 2014, 11:17:30 pm
WWUD if radioactive material (Rocks) were added to the game?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 08, 2014, 11:33:24 pm
Wwud if the rock he just dug up spontaneously erupted into a great plume of fumes?
Post by: Lightningy on August 09, 2014, 03:52:03 am
wwud if he found himself 20z levels above the ground?
Post by: Baffler on August 09, 2014, 08:20:07 am
WWUD if he was tasked with sailing across the ocean to find a new route to
Post by: Lightningy on August 10, 2014, 05:32:27 am
wwud if he saw Armok eat his favorite master work sandwich
Post by: klefenz on August 10, 2014, 12:29:48 pm
What decorations would this artifact sandwich have?
Post by: cyberTripping on August 10, 2014, 02:39:26 pm
WWUD if the rare elven badass slaughtered the rest of the fort and cornered him in a siege?
Post by: Lightningy on August 10, 2014, 04:29:30 pm
wwud if he turned unto an elf
Post by: Roach on August 10, 2014, 05:49:09 pm
WWUD if tasked with commentating a game of Call of Duty, a la Seananners etc.
Post by: ICBM pilot on August 10, 2014, 06:38:03 pm
WWUD if a bat man, a clown and a penguin came to the fort?
Post by: klefenz on August 10, 2014, 06:42:15 pm
WWUD if the world was taken over by plump helmet men?
Post by: Tawa on August 10, 2014, 07:02:55 pm
WWUD if Nintendo bought DF?
Post by: Lightningy on August 10, 2014, 07:29:10 pm
wwud if there was a dish-washing forgotten beast in his pants(dont ask me ::))
Post by: Baffler on August 10, 2014, 08:23:36 pm
WWUD if the fort had a Communist revolution?
Post by: Lightningy on August 10, 2014, 08:28:35 pm
wwud if he found out that he was actually an avatar of Armok and had immense power and speed
Post by: mate888 on August 11, 2014, 09:03:19 pm
WWUD if elven caliphate?
Post by: klefenz on August 11, 2014, 09:53:07 pm
WWUD castaway in a desered island with a goblin and an elf?
Post by: cyberTripping on August 11, 2014, 11:32:12 pm
WWUD if Giygas was summoned into existence?
Post by: mate888 on August 13, 2014, 03:59:18 pm
WWUD if he discovered the king of the Mountuainhomes was actually born of incest?
Post by: cyberTripping on August 13, 2014, 10:04:25 pm
WWUD if a dwarven computer allowed him to play Dwarf Fortress 40d?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on August 14, 2014, 01:03:34 am
The Mayor would then pat the Brewer on the Shoulder telling him that it was okay and that after so many Grour Tastings they all taste alike, ad that he would follow up on his lead to the Grower, who would deny having ever giving bad produce to the brewer, stating "I han' pick each bar' me-self, Mayor, No-one bu me ever touches these things the lazy layabouts."
the Mayor then seized in Dwarven Fury about other not pulling their weight would then order all of the other Growers to a hammering, after the hammering the Peasant who had drunk the bad Grour would be happy that justice had been served.
WWUD if he had Boozebending
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Arcvasti on August 14, 2014, 01:05:02 am
What would Urist do with a cinder block.
Post by: mnjiman on August 14, 2014, 01:22:28 am
"My brothers and sisters are dead, and I am the last one remaining. I was able to escape through a secrete passage that was reserved for the King... but he too fell.. As luck would have it, I was able to grab a Cinder block in the Kings throne room as I ran past his corpse being devoured. I know they spotted me, so my time is short. Rather then risking being raised myself, I decided to wall myself in an abandon room. If you are reading this, you now have the Cinder Block which I used. Use it, for they have already seen you as well."
What would Urist do with a 100 foot beard?
Post by: Lightningy on August 14, 2014, 04:21:05 am
wwud if he was the last dorf
Post by: Chevaleresse on August 15, 2014, 12:00:03 am
WWUD if magma turned into trees?
Post by: wlmartin on August 15, 2014, 08:24:39 am
WWUD if he found a time machine?
Post by: Girubev on August 15, 2014, 09:54:27 am
WWUD if Beelzebub had a devil put aside for him?
Post by: TD1 on August 15, 2014, 10:04:58 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 15, 2014, 10:07:29 am
Ask his mamma dorf for help, and she (Being of sterner stuff than stone, as all dwarven gals are) would beat the hell out of hell, then cast the supposed devil down into the murky depths of the circus to acquaint itself with real devils.((COUGH, YOU APPEAR TO BE FORGETTING SOMETHING))
Post by: Lagslayer on August 15, 2014, 10:11:45 am
WWUD if his entire life was narrated with song lyrics?
Post by: TD1 on August 15, 2014, 10:27:33 am
WWUD if he forgot the key element in a dwarven game. As it's dwarven, it's probably physical rather than verbal.
Post by: escondida on August 15, 2014, 10:49:55 am
Urist McSport cancels Attend pool party: dangerous terrain.
The Sportsdwarf flounders in the water!
WWUD on escaping from a dark fortress?
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 15, 2014, 10:53:08 am
WWUD if his arm blew off?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 15, 2014, 05:47:11 pm
WWUD if there was a plague about that made dwarves' arms swell up like a balloon and then explode?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 16, 2014, 03:25:07 pm
WWUDI(f): there were no cats in the fort to (be) adopt(ed by)?
Post by: Blastbeard on August 16, 2014, 04:15:27 pm
WWUD if he took a job as a security guard at a family-friendly pizzeria only to find the animatronic actors come alive at night and stalk the halls with murderous intent?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 16, 2014, 07:30:12 pm
WWUD if none of the eligible women in the fort had beards?
Post by: hops on August 16, 2014, 08:08:11 pm
WWUD if elves have beards and start mining?
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 16, 2014, 09:36:59 pm
Urist McElf, Miner, has been struck down. x46390228769
Post by: TD1 on August 16, 2014, 09:52:38 pm
Post by: Girubev on August 16, 2014, 10:01:38 pm
A) Get stuck in midair and die of dehydration
B) Crash and burn spectacularly
WWUD if the fortress became a dragon hatchery? (assume useful size is reached in ~5-10 years)
Post by: Eric Blank on August 17, 2014, 12:20:08 am
Wwud if someone said they dont like the brand of plump helmet meal he likes?
Post by: Baffler on August 17, 2014, 12:55:12 am
WWUD if someone was tampering with his +plump helmet meal biscuits+ in exchange for gabbro earrings?
Post by: Blastbeard on August 17, 2014, 03:46:38 pm
WWUD if he had to choose between wielding hammer and shield or wielding hammer and axe?
Post by: RailroadRider on August 17, 2014, 04:52:06 pm
WWUD if he was dropped in New York?
Post by: Baffler on August 17, 2014, 05:33:57 pm
WWUD if the fortress added a subway system?
Post by: hops on August 17, 2014, 06:26:03 pm
WWUD if his wife turns out to be a clown?
Post by: TheDarkStar on August 18, 2014, 05:42:15 pm
Become dwarf pancakes while taking a stroll on the rails.
WWUD if his wife turns out to be a clown?
Urist McConfused has entered a martial trance!
Demon Fakedwarf has been struck down!
(Urist McConfused is miserable. Urist McConfused recently took joy in slaughter. Urist McConfused has recently lost his wife to tragedy.)
Urist McConfused has gone berserk!
WWUD if he had a lever that would flood the world in magma but make everyone out of magma-safe materials at the same time?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 18, 2014, 05:56:19 pm
WWUD if he forgot to feed the horses?
Post by: cyberTripping on August 18, 2014, 11:42:50 pm
Wwud if roller coasters were added to the game?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 19, 2014, 03:41:37 am
WWUD if he has a drink holder with rollers?
Post by: cyberTripping on August 19, 2014, 07:20:26 am
Wwud if the second coming of Cacame the elven king of dwarves occurred?
Post by: calico103 on August 19, 2014, 04:10:18 pm
What Would Urist Do if a random human claimed his fort in the name of a two-person group called The Stinky Cheese?
Post by: heydude6 on August 19, 2014, 08:15:18 pm
Wwud would urist do if he gets chased by a wereweasle?
Post by: Edmus on August 20, 2014, 05:04:50 pm
WWUD if there were a zombie in the cistern?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 20, 2014, 06:37:06 pm
WWUD if there were zombies everywhere but the cistern?
Post by: Baffler on August 20, 2014, 08:06:21 pm
WWUD if he unearthed the Arkenstone while digging out new bedrooms?
Post by: TD1 on August 20, 2014, 09:25:13 pm
WWUD if he was in Boromir's place.
Post by: klefenz on August 20, 2014, 10:39:49 pm
WWUD if he was on the Death Star?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 20, 2014, 11:17:11 pm
Wwud if the god of death bestowed upon him a really cool glowy sword?
Post by: escondida on August 21, 2014, 10:40:00 am
WWUD if books (besides boring necromancer treatises and secrets of life and death) were introduced?
Post by: klefenz on August 21, 2014, 10:46:22 am
Dig too deeply. Suddenly fall into the core and destroy the whole thing.
Wwud if the god of death bestowed upon him a really cool glowy sword?
Decorate it with spikes of pig tail fiber and hanging rings of sand pear wood, then refuse to equip it upon being drafted.
WWUD if rain of gremlin tears?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 21, 2014, 11:20:44 am
Wwud if he had a dozen disobedient dogs running about?
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 21, 2014, 12:37:06 pm
WWUD if Bay12 and all it's members were teleported into the fort, armed to the teeth.
Post by: Baffler on August 21, 2014, 01:23:21 pm
WWUD if he was the revered as a god by most Kobold tribes because of his artifact wooden scepter that predicted it's own theft?
Post by: ICBM pilot on August 21, 2014, 06:14:49 pm
Hold it by the pointy end and bludgeon enemies to death with the hilt and pommel until gaining enough levels of swordsdwarf skill to figure out it's supposed to be the other way around.There are some techniques that include using it like that.
Post by: klefenz on August 21, 2014, 07:50:10 pm
WWUD if he was in pulling range of The One Lever?
Post by: Baffler on August 21, 2014, 10:07:50 pm
WWUD if he was elected Mayor of R'lyeh?
Edit: Questions disentagled.
Post by: hops on August 22, 2014, 01:06:29 am
WWUD if his soul got ripped out to fuel a dwarven war machine?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 22, 2014, 04:21:33 am
It was inevitable.
WWUD if glumprong trees were able to attack and had blinking eyeballs?
Post by: mate888 on August 22, 2014, 03:32:00 pm
WWUD if the elves managed to use the forces of nature to make the fort overgrown with life?
Post by: Redzephyr01 on August 22, 2014, 07:54:34 pm
WWUD if he discovered that it wasn't actually inevitable?
Post by: Baffler on August 22, 2014, 08:15:05 pm
WWUD if he was told there were bombs in the spoilerite foundry, the dining hall, and the barracks. And to defuse it he and everyone else in the fortress has to remove all of their facial hair?
Post by: kibaseviltwin on August 23, 2014, 04:07:48 pm
WWUD if he suddenly realized that he was in a computer program and that with his revelation he could control everything?
Post by: klefenz on August 23, 2014, 05:56:28 pm
WWUD if drums in the deep?
Post by: escondida on August 24, 2014, 08:46:17 pm
What would Urist do when faced with sudden existential dread on realizing that all of life is ultimately devoid of meaning?
Post by: Baffler on August 25, 2014, 02:15:31 pm
WWUD if he was ordered to make beautiful music using a only a small piece of troll fur cloth?
Post by: Skullsploder on August 25, 2014, 02:37:55 pm
WWUD if he was part of an elf civ?
Post by: mate888 on August 25, 2014, 05:42:20 pm
WWUD if he survive his world's destruction and landed in a newly generated one, but void of dwarves?
Post by: Arcvasti on August 25, 2014, 05:55:20 pm
What would Urist do if it was his birthday?
Post by: klefenz on August 25, 2014, 09:29:16 pm
A vile force of darkness has arrived!
WWUD if he realized he has worn necklaces wrong (on the head) all of his life?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 26, 2014, 12:21:49 am
WWUD if the beekeepers, upset about being made into haulers, filled the fort with hornets nests?
Post by: Arcvasti on August 26, 2014, 12:26:44 am
What would Urist do if he was given a gun?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 26, 2014, 01:48:37 am
WWUD if he saw an engraving that depicted his death?
Post by: Baffler on August 26, 2014, 07:02:15 pm
WWUD if he was ordered to milk a Rhinoceros?
Post by: mate888 on August 27, 2014, 12:51:08 pm
WWUD if he drank -male rhino milk- by accident?
Post by: TD1 on August 27, 2014, 04:05:27 pm
WWUD with yo mamma?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 27, 2014, 07:49:37 pm
WWUD if told to engrave *spoiler*?
Post by: Baffler on August 29, 2014, 04:04:02 pm
WWUD if some glassmaker stole the =cow leather high boots= he was supposed to be issued?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 29, 2014, 07:33:14 pm
WWUD if presented with the literary response to the aforementioned novel, titled Start your day with the Giraffe Demon?
Post by: Dark One on August 30, 2014, 03:41:39 pm
WWUD if kobold thief stole his favourite !!sock!! and use it in doomsday device to kill all dwarves?
Post by: klefenz on August 30, 2014, 09:05:18 pm
WWUD if he was trapped in a Kerbal rocket?
Post by: dillonsup on August 31, 2014, 01:18:02 am
WWUD If he was Tarn Adams?
Post by: Dark One on August 31, 2014, 05:21:34 am
WWUD If Installed Right Mods and Urist's Computer Still Crashes?
Post by: mate888 on August 31, 2014, 04:28:49 pm
WWUD if he was transported to the future?
Post by: TD1 on August 31, 2014, 04:49:32 pm
WWUD if he was the Supreme Being.
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 01, 2014, 02:35:48 am
WWUD if, due to a bug, engravers engraved the secrets of life and death in the hospital?
Post by: XArgon on September 01, 2014, 03:22:57 am
WWDU if he bought a Steel Mechanical Dragon from Masterwork's gnomes?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 03, 2014, 03:33:38 am
WWUD if tree roots invaded the dining room?
Post by: escondida on September 04, 2014, 09:46:16 am
WWUD if asked by the (otherwise surprisingly reasonable) baron to create a volume of verse?
Post by: Dark One on September 04, 2014, 12:54:22 pm
WWUD If his volume of verse would be the pride of elven civilization?
Post by: mate888 on September 05, 2014, 10:02:56 pm
WWUD if a dwarf pretending to be an elf traded him some very expensive poems?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on September 06, 2014, 11:57:35 am
Hold it by the pointy end and bludgeon enemies to death with the hilt and pommel until gaining enough levels of swordsdwarf skill to figure out it's supposed to be the other way around. Luckily, the god of death is duly familiar with dwarves; thus the glowy enchantment to protect Urist's hands.He'd not be ale to make one because Urist owns no quill :(
WWUD if books (besides boring necromancer treatises and secrets of life and death) were introduced?
Also, Necromancer books aren't boring, for examples: The Ulcers and the Dwarves, The Dwarf Cones Full Circle, The people: Before and After, Did the Dwarf Falter, It Must Have Been the Dwarf (sequel), And I Sang "the Dwarf!" The Secrets of the Book, Departure Explained, Wheelsgrove: Common Practice, Bëmbul Merchantlovlely: My only Mistake, And it Sang "Bëmbul Merchantlovely, The Dwarf is my Life, The Book: Fact or Fiction? The Tower Ever Onward, The Crowns and Bëmbul Merchantlovely, The Art of the Lion, and Never Underestimate the People. Tell me you don't want to read those.
What would Urist WRITE if he were a Necromancer?
EDIT: Forgot to answer question above: Urist would buy the poems about cheese that would inspire his future engravings.
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 07, 2014, 02:51:27 am
What would Urist McMerchant do if he realized that he could make a Fred Flintstones car out of minecarts?
Post by: TD1 on September 07, 2014, 09:27:15 am
Then crush his legs in the cart, trying to move his goods.
His blood and bone merges with the metal.
He becomes a sentient minecart-thing.
Now you know why you fear the night.
WWUD if he was Sauron, and I was Saruman.
Post by: Illogical_Blox on September 07, 2014, 01:12:59 pm
WWUD if he had to save the world from an evil villian.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on September 07, 2014, 01:43:46 pm
What would Urist do if his life dream was world domination?
Post by: escondida on September 07, 2014, 09:50:11 pm
What would Urist do on discovering a cool game called Servants of Komra, Part III: Human City: Fictions of Mercantilism and Vice on the fort's new dwarfputer?
Post by: Tawa on September 08, 2014, 07:12:11 pm
What would Urist do if DF was actually infinite fractal nesting of video games?
Post by: IronTomato on September 09, 2014, 11:50:03 am
WWUD If he was a cameo in a fighting game?
Post by: cyberTripping on September 09, 2014, 02:56:18 pm
The ultra would be named Tantrum Spiral.
WWUD if he was a Harvest Moon character?
Post by: mate888 on September 10, 2014, 05:18:09 pm
WWUD if someone harvested the moon and brougth it to
Post by: cyberTripping on September 10, 2014, 05:51:08 pm
WWUD if it turned out that the world was on the back of a pond turtle, which is on the back of a bigger pond turtle, which...
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 11, 2014, 01:30:35 am
WWUD if the world started falling?
Post by: escondida on September 11, 2014, 10:00:04 am
The game crawls to a halt as the engine struggles to calculate the cave-in to end all cave-ins. You wait patiently, rapt with interest to see what will happen. Hours pass, and you get up to get a drink. When you return, you look at the monitor and drop your drink in shock. A new world is being generated before your eyes. Where the world's name would normally appear, though, you see the message "That was a bit early for my plans, but well done on that doomsday device. -A."
What would Urist do when haunted by the ghosts of every dog and cat the fortress had lost?
Post by: Baffler on September 11, 2014, 01:58:39 pm
Urist McButcher has adopted a stray dog x∞!
The overseer fights through the unspeakably massive lag just long enough to put Urist McButcher in a squad and station him under the drawbridge. Urist moves dutifully to the bridge but, in haste to remove Urist and his infinite catghosts, the overseer pulled the lever a bit too early. Only some of the cats are atomsmashed and, as ghosts, crash the game.
WWUD if he had no job?
Post by: mate888 on September 11, 2014, 03:27:19 pm
WWUD if he was the last survivor of his fort, trapped outside after the military commander died of an infected pinkytoe and turned into a zombie?
Post by: Dark One on September 13, 2014, 08:31:49 am
The spinnig wooden toy warhammer strikes Erist Lebremozen - militia commander in the head, tearing apart the skull and tearing the brain!
He survived, and escaped to the elven retreat, to forget what he have seen, and spend rest of his life with elven merchant Cacame.
WWUD If he embarked at the mountains of madness?
Post by: mate888 on September 13, 2014, 03:03:52 pm
WWUD if he was causing a loyalty cascade in the montuainhomes in order to overthrow the king and proclaim himself emperor of all dwarves?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on September 13, 2014, 08:37:01 pm
Strike them. Urist does not tolerate when people get mad at him.Urist McManiac hacks the King in the head with his Steel Battle Axe and the severed part flies off in an arc!
WWUD if he was causing a loyalty cascade in the montuainhomes in order to overthrow the king and proclaim himself emperor of all dwarves?
The falling King's Head strikes Urist McHomicide in the right hand, shattering the bone!
Urist McMurder gives in to pain
Urist McBloodlust falls over
The falling Steel Battle Axe hacks Urist McNewRuler in the neck and the part is mostly separated from the body!
Urist McEmperor has been found dead
WWUD if he was a Demon and the Gods bound his soul to the living world through a slab?
Post by: mate888 on September 14, 2014, 12:12:52 pm
WWUD if dwarves no longer reproduced by spores?
Post by: vicwarrior on September 14, 2014, 02:47:49 pm
Crash the game with his migth.
WWUD if dwarves no longer reproduced by spores?
Reproduce by world-gen, it was the only real way they meaningfully reproduced.
WWUD if he was a child in a prototype dwarven child care pod?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on September 14, 2014, 02:55:34 pm
WWUD if he was thrown into the caverns as a geonaut?
Post by: mate888 on September 14, 2014, 08:09:18 pm
"An olm men tribe!"
"Good, good. I'll negotiate with the locals."
Urist has died of tolerance.
WWUD if he invented a submarine after a mood?
Post by: Dark One on September 15, 2014, 02:23:59 am
WWUD If his magma submarine had human captain?
Post by: blazing glory on September 15, 2014, 05:19:08 am
WWUD if his magma submarine had a human strapped outside of it?
Post by: Insanegame27 on September 15, 2014, 07:45:23 am
WWHUD if the humans bones were used to make a floodgate?
Post by: blazing glory on September 15, 2014, 07:47:37 am
WWUD if Dwarves started eating eachother?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on September 15, 2014, 03:04:32 pm
WWUD if he was kidnapped by the Elves and raised by them, much like Goblin baby-snatcher policy?
Post by: mate888 on September 15, 2014, 04:56:23 pm
Or that would happen if elves could be badass. But as they can't, he would surely be a simple trader until being gutted put by goblins during his first day at job.
WWUD if he woke up to his fort empty, save by blood stains, sheers and cutted off beards all over the floor?
Post by: Cobbler89 on September 15, 2014, 05:36:58 pm
What would Urist do if the next update removed his position in the fortress?
Post by: mate888 on September 16, 2014, 06:15:38 pm
WWUD if he had awoken the wrath of The Toad?
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on September 16, 2014, 06:17:01 pm
WWUD if DF was bought by EA and made into a shitty F2P P2W mobile game with micro-transactions?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on September 16, 2014, 08:09:37 pm
EA has been struck down.
WWUD if he just saw 70 of his closest friends die before his eyes?
Post by: ELF-rhymer on September 17, 2014, 05:47:26 am
He has witnessed a death recently.
He took joy in slaughter lately.
He had a nice blood bath recently.
He admired a fine door lately.
He was forced to eat his friend lately.
He enjoyed a fine meal recently.
WWUD if he will see the rollercoaster?
Post by: mate888 on September 17, 2014, 06:57:06 pm
What would Urist Mc Militia Captain do if he was robbed while he was on break?
Post by: escondida on September 18, 2014, 09:49:06 am
What would Urist do if dwarves could drink coffee?
Post by: Dark One on September 18, 2014, 12:02:52 pm
WWUD If Brewer was mayor of the fortress named Boatmurdered?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on September 18, 2014, 03:51:39 pm
WWUD if he was reincarnated and given another chance to save Boatmurdered?!
Post by: escondida on September 19, 2014, 11:05:29 am
What, I say what, would Urist do when presented with the slapstick comedy and apparent invincibility of the Looney Toons cast?
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on September 19, 2014, 11:06:55 am
WWUD if planes and cars were in DF?
Post by: Baffler on September 19, 2014, 12:26:33 pm
The flying -cow bone bolt- strikes the goblin Escort Fighter in the fuselage, but the attack glances off! x99
The flying -cow bone bolt- strikes the goblin Escort Fighter in the fuselage, but the attack glances off! x99
The flying +flak charge+ strikes the goblin Escort Fighter in the right aileron, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Goblin bombardier loses his grip on the +cluster bomb+.
Urist McMarksdwarf has been struck down! x15
Okon McSiegeOperator has been struck down! x30
Bomrek McGroundTechnician has been struck down! x15
Tekkud McTruckDriver has been struck down! x10
The goblin Escort Fighter collides with an obstacle!
and so forth...
WWUD if he was a Navy SEAL?
Post by: Wimopy on September 20, 2014, 01:35:38 pm
(Any and all similarities between the tale and any events, fictional or otherwise, in the real world are coincidental.)
WWUD if he were a Soviet T-34 tank commander in WWII?
Post by: cyberTripping on September 20, 2014, 01:41:25 pm
WWUD if the
Post by: heydude6 on September 20, 2014, 08:33:31 pm
Then the lever is pulled. One can only watch in horror as both cities fall into a molten pit kilometers wide. Screams echoing off cavern walls, both elf and dwarf alike.
WWUD he do if he was hired to kill a vampire
Post by: mate888 on September 20, 2014, 08:53:22 pm
WWUD if he was a werelemur?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 20, 2014, 10:45:42 pm
What would UristMcMadScientist do if other liquids could flow?
Post by: tonnot98 on September 20, 2014, 10:48:54 pm
What would urist do if he migrated to Iron Forge?
Post by: Baffler on September 20, 2014, 11:56:37 pm
Weaponize them.
What would urist do if he migrated to Iron Forge?
Urist would become a hunter, and never be seen again.
WWUD if a very tall dwarf told him he was a wizard?
Post by: TD1 on September 21, 2014, 01:39:10 am
!!Science!! is much better than plain old magic.
WWUD at university?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on September 21, 2014, 01:43:40 am
WWUD if he were a towns person in Adventure mode?
Post by: Baffler on September 21, 2014, 08:38:24 pm
WWUD if everyone in the world was completely oblivious to their surroundings?
Post by: Graknorke on September 21, 2014, 08:50:33 pm
WWUD if she were placed in charge of an academic institution?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 21, 2014, 09:48:36 pm
WWUD if he failed beer 101?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on September 21, 2014, 09:55:27 pm
WWUD if she were the last of the Dwarf in the last Dwarven fort in the world and the goblin's Demon ruler charged forth with a giant two handed axe, bearing down on her with the power of all Hell?
Post by: Cobbler89 on September 21, 2014, 09:59:22 pm
Hey, it was inevitable.
WWUD if his brothers sold him into slavery to the elves?
Post by: Baffler on September 22, 2014, 10:15:09 am
"You guys would not believe what just happened!" Urist and his brothers go out into the woods and finish off the injured elves, then have chug down some dwarven ale.
WWUD if he met his long-lost twin who had been snatched by goblins when they were both infants?
Post by: Pwned dwarf on September 22, 2014, 07:54:41 pm
WWUD If it met a demon horde by it's self. (legendary dwarf with OP armor and plat hammer)
Post by: Quartz_Mace on September 22, 2014, 08:10:33 pm
Demons have been struck down
WWUD if s/he knew that s/he was just some simulation in the best video game in the world?
Post by: Wimopy on September 23, 2014, 11:55:20 am
Starring Urist McReeves as Midget Neo
WWUD if the fort's last unclaimed left sock was sucked up by the tornado rampaging just outside the fortress?
Post by: IronTomato on September 23, 2014, 12:27:30 pm
WWUD if he was on Baywatch?
Post by: Baffler on September 24, 2014, 10:01:40 am
WW Urist McMechanic do if he was assigned to the fortress' uranium enrichment program?
Post by: tonnot98 on September 24, 2014, 11:31:43 am
WWUD if he was set to collect demon silk?
Post by: Dark One on September 27, 2014, 03:30:35 am
WWUD if he was set to pasture zombie turkey gobbler?
Post by: Graknorke on September 27, 2014, 04:52:36 am
WWUD if, as a move of appeasement by the mountainhomes, all nobles in the outpost were replaced with human dignitaries, directly appointed by the royals?
Post by: draeath on September 28, 2014, 12:09:31 pm
WWUD with a werekobold?
Post by: Dark One on September 28, 2014, 12:40:16 pm
Urist McChild kicks Bomrek McWerekobold in the head with his left leg, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain!
Bomrek McWerekobold has been strucked down!
WWUD with wereshark?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on September 28, 2014, 01:25:44 pm
WWUD if he was a Wereshark?
Post by: Baffler on September 28, 2014, 01:33:50 pm
WWUD if he was become death, destroyer of worlds?
Post by: Graknorke on September 28, 2014, 03:40:54 pm
WWUD if she had to fill in a timesheet?
Post by: heydude6 on September 28, 2014, 09:20:26 pm
WWUD if he decided to explore an abandoned dwarf fortress as an adventurer
Post by: Pwned dwarf on September 28, 2014, 09:56:16 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on September 29, 2014, 01:01:18 am
Wwud if he had 119 different emotions?
Post by: Baffler on September 29, 2014, 09:19:32 am
WWUD if she won ☼1,000,000 in the fortress lottery?
Post by: pisskop on September 29, 2014, 09:22:36 am
WWUD if she won ☼1,000,000 in the fortress lottery?Mandate it get turned out as coins and start a tantrum spiral when it doesn't
What 5 things Would Urist Bring on a trip if she knew she would be stuck on a deserted island?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 29, 2014, 01:56:20 pm
2) a cat
3) a barrel of booze
4) a pick
5) a plump helmet
WWUD if the cat chewed up the socks and strangled itself, the booze got seawater in it, the pick was carried off by a kea and the plump helmet was rotten?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on September 29, 2014, 02:48:30 pm
WWUD if s/he though it was safe to mine one more tile of adamantine?
Post by: heydude6 on September 29, 2014, 02:50:34 pm
WWUD if he figured out how to build boats
Edit: darn it ninjaed
Post by: escondida on October 01, 2014, 08:39:09 am
What would Urist do if sent on an important mission of diplomacy and discovery?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 01, 2014, 04:47:54 pm
WWUD if ordered to go to the mountainhomes to pick up a bin of request for mandate/demand form request form forms?
Post by: Graknorke on October 01, 2014, 06:42:45 pm
Hauling is an art, okay?
WWUD when the inevitable dwarven industrial revolution hits?
Post by: PDF urist master on October 01, 2014, 07:37:14 pm
End up picking up the forms one by one and carrying them across fields, mountains and rivers.
Hauling is an art, okay?
WWUD when the inevitable dwarven industrial revolution hits?
it was inevitable. it's truly horrifying.
WWUD if the hill dwarves discriminated them?
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on October 01, 2014, 07:52:50 pm
WWUD if Elves, Humans, Goblins, and Kobolds all teamed together to crush the dwarves?
Post by: pisskop on October 01, 2014, 08:24:26 pm
Urist McRacist has gone Stark Raving Mad!Thank his Gods for this lucky day and build pressure plate minefields all over the continent for teh lulz
WWUD if Elves, Humans, Goblins, and Kobolds all teamed together to crush the dwarves?
WWUD when magic is de facto in the game?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 02, 2014, 01:37:29 am
WWUD in XCOM?
Post by: TD1 on October 07, 2014, 10:22:34 am
With a nerd girl.
But lava.
Burn.
Magma.
WWUD as king of world?
Post by: Dark One on October 07, 2014, 12:38:07 pm
Find a new shiny lever in his room. What bad might happen when he pulls it?
WWUD if physical manifestation of Armok was king of the world?
Post by: Arcvasti on October 07, 2014, 07:50:56 pm
UristMcFanatic has commited ritual suicide
What would Urist do if confronted with a straw?
Post by: heydude6 on October 07, 2014, 08:19:24 pm
WUDD if he encountered a ring that made him turn invisible?
Post by: Baffler on October 07, 2014, 08:50:07 pm
WWUD if he had a portentous name?
Post by: Sylveadiff on October 07, 2014, 09:04:21 pm
WWUD if his buddy, Elfy McElf, decided to wear socks?
Post by: mate888 on October 09, 2014, 06:30:37 pm
Urist McElfLover cancels mindlessly grabbing burning socks: Too insane
WWUD if a kobold stole the Only Ring from his fortress?
Post by: Arcvasti on October 09, 2014, 06:32:45 pm
What would Urist do if cinder blocks were a thing?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 10, 2014, 02:35:52 am
WWUD if he discovered that the fisherdwarfs worship the carp god?
Post by: Dark One on October 10, 2014, 12:13:54 pm
WWUD If it was evitable?
Post by: Graknorke on October 10, 2014, 06:57:22 pm
Urist McDetective came to the happy Innsfortress settlement, to investigate the bone chilling horror. He found out that fisherdwarves worship Carpthulhu, the carp god. Many dwarves were sacrificed for this horrifying deity. Not only fisherdwarves were affected by the evil power, but engravers also sensed the call of Carpthulhu. Urist tried to stop it, but Carpthulhu summoned legions of undead carps. The only thing he could do was escape. When he finally came back to the mountainhomes, he went stark-raving mad, and commited suicide. It was inevitable.Lo siento, pero Dwarf Fortress estar solo en inglés en este momento.
WWUD If it was evitable?
WWUD if the dwarves managed to negotiate a pact with the demons?
Post by: Arcvasti on October 10, 2014, 08:04:06 pm
What would Urist do if lead and radiation poisoning were implemented?
Post by: heydude6 on October 10, 2014, 09:20:11 pm
WWUD if nuclear explosions were invented?
Post by: Arcvasti on October 10, 2014, 11:11:18 pm
What would Urist do in a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
Post by: Skullsploder on October 11, 2014, 10:08:18 am
WWUD if he became obsessed with someone else's mortality?
Post by: Cobbler89 on October 11, 2014, 11:19:17 am
WWUD if tantrums no longer resulted in tantrum spirals?
Post by: klefenz on October 11, 2014, 05:21:36 pm
WWUD if mug made of socks?
Post by: Insanegame27 on October 11, 2014, 06:24:56 pm
WWHUD if Urist MADE the sock-mug
Post by: SimRobert2001 on October 11, 2014, 07:33:46 pm
WWUD if he was approached by a forgotten beast pterodactyl that spewed other, undead ptherodactyls?
Post by: Cobbler89 on October 11, 2014, 10:09:56 pm
WWUD if his pet war dog could transform into a flying mount?
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 11, 2014, 10:39:22 pm
Urist has died after colliding with an obstacle.
WWUD if he was Dwarf King of the Elves?
Post by: Arcvasti on October 11, 2014, 10:46:22 pm
What would Urist do if he was babysnatched by kobolds?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on October 11, 2014, 11:44:04 pm
An Urist has stolen a barrel of mead!
WWUD if he rose up against the Kobolds who raised him?
Post by: Tawa on October 12, 2014, 12:28:03 am
WWUD if a noble were suspected of political unorthodoxy (read: isn't an infuriating, evil conglomeration of pointless bans, mandates, and demands?)
Post by: Insanegame27 on October 12, 2014, 12:30:05 am
WWHUD if urist was the last one left in a fort?
Post by: blazing glory on October 12, 2014, 04:54:52 am
Drink booze, tantrum when there isn't any booze left, and then run up and punch the FB that killed everyone.
WWUD if he was on a space station, everything was exploding, and then a clown trips him with a banana?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 12, 2014, 06:29:23 am
WWUD if he observed that the coffin of Urist McNewton was spinning?
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 12, 2014, 12:19:51 pm
WWUD if plump helmet men could be domesticated?
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 12, 2014, 02:00:20 pm
WWUD if he met an exact copy of himself.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on October 12, 2014, 02:52:14 pm
WWUD if he lead the entire Dwarven nation to conquer the Elves, and was separated from the army, facing the Elvish queen and her guard on his own?
Post by: hops on October 13, 2014, 04:27:40 am
Become dwarf shish kebab.
WWUD if the Vox raiders (Space Kobolds) tried to steal all the socks?
Post by: Graknorke on October 13, 2014, 03:57:33 pm
WWUD if the entire dwarven kingdom had a series of civil wars, to the point where there was a nation for every dwarf?
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 13, 2014, 04:12:03 pm
WWUD if it started raining mead?
Post by: SimRobert2001 on October 13, 2014, 09:30:46 pm
WWUD if he found himself on the wrong side of the wall?
Post by: Arcvasti on October 13, 2014, 11:06:42 pm
UristMcJohnson has been buried alive!
What would Urist do if he lost all his teeth?
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 13, 2014, 11:34:25 pm
WWUD if he saw an elf kill a dragon?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on October 14, 2014, 02:49:01 pm
Doctor's diagnosis: Urist has gone insane.
WWUD if the Dragon killed the Elf and ironically ate it(since Elves eat their killed combatants).
Post by: Arcvasti on October 14, 2014, 03:01:28 pm
Dragon has transformed into Ouroboros!
What would Urist do if he learned time was cyclical?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 14, 2014, 06:33:43 pm
WWUD with angry peasants?
Post by: Graknorke on October 14, 2014, 07:34:03 pm
The squads will be ready to march in only a couple of years.
WWUD upon discovering the ability to distil ethanol?
Post by: SimRobert2001 on October 14, 2014, 07:45:16 pm
WWUD upon the discovery that Diablo lives beneath his feet?
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 14, 2014, 07:54:05 pm
WWUD if he found out his wife was a vampire and a necromancer?
Post by: Dark One on October 15, 2014, 12:27:22 pm
Urist McNecromanticVampireLover has been strucked down!
Fresh body for her evergrowing army of the undead.
WWUD If he found out that his wife was a wererabbit?
Post by: Skullsploder on October 15, 2014, 02:43:03 pm
WWUD if he was a clown?
Post by: mate888 on October 15, 2014, 06:59:01 pm
And then the computer explodes.
WWUD if he was on dangerous terrain?
Post by: Baffler on October 15, 2014, 07:42:55 pm
WWUD if the only replacement shoes in the stockpile were made of wood?
Post by: Arcvasti on October 15, 2014, 07:46:20 pm
Urist has bled out
What would Urist do if he lost his outermost layered cloak
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 15, 2014, 08:15:46 pm
WWUD if he found a single wafer of candy while exploring a cave?
Post by: SimRobert2001 on October 15, 2014, 08:27:50 pm
Wwud if he saw a vampire take out a worthless noble?
Post by: Sylveadiff on October 15, 2014, 08:50:45 pm
WWUD if kobolds were tameable and laid slade furniture
Post by: heydude6 on October 15, 2014, 09:00:13 pm
Lock them in a prison decorated with all of their fine "crafts" until they starve to death.
WUDD if the magma sea was slowly rising
Post by: Arcvasti on October 15, 2014, 09:15:50 pm
What would Urist do if global warming?
Post by: Baffler on October 15, 2014, 10:40:55 pm
WWUD if the militia commander staged a coup against the player, and the player put him in charge of the loyalists?
Post by: Arcvasti on October 15, 2014, 11:36:05 pm
What would Urist do if he was charged with interspecies diplomatic relations?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 16, 2014, 12:40:28 am
Wwud if his family betrayed him?
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 16, 2014, 12:46:59 am
WWUD if he mined the computer screen by accident?
Post by: Pwned dwarf on October 16, 2014, 12:55:52 am
WWUD: if he was in LOTR, and could make adamantine as easy as filthy humans make steel (and has a lot of dorf friends)
Post by: XArgon on October 16, 2014, 04:08:37 am
What would baby Urist do if babies could play with toys, and there were no toys produced in the fort?
Post by: SimRobert2001 on October 16, 2014, 07:16:22 am
Wwud with his new childrens toys nade out of children?
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 16, 2014, 07:44:56 am
WWUD if the toy force he made pumped out a toy hammer and axe, also made of children?
Post by: SimRobert2001 on October 16, 2014, 01:57:31 pm
WWUD if he found himself a demigod?
Post by: mate888 on October 16, 2014, 05:39:42 pm
WWUD if he and other 6 dwarves escaped the computer after world deletion, and swore vengance on the player, but still were the size of their computer sprite?
Post by: Arcvasti on October 16, 2014, 05:43:45 pm
What would Urist do if he enrolled in a bungee jumping competition?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 16, 2014, 11:04:39 pm
Wwud if the two barrels of booze he was approaching sprouted legs and ran off in opposite directions?
Post by: pisskop on October 16, 2014, 11:15:48 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on October 17, 2014, 12:20:07 am
(Also, the hillocks sites are linked to a fortress site. You can't get the second without the first. Fortresses will often be vastly outnumbered by hillocks, though.)
Wwud if his girlfriend was the fortress vampire?
Post by: Insanegame27 on October 17, 2014, 05:19:52 am
Urist McHammerer attended a nice funeral lately
WWUD if he MADE an artifact slade hammer?
Post by: tonnot98 on October 17, 2014, 10:04:37 am
WWUD if he got *Sparkling Metal Socks*?
Post by: IronTomato on October 17, 2014, 10:09:31 am
WWUD If he needed to solve a math problem?
Post by: SimRobert2001 on October 17, 2014, 10:17:53 am
WWUD if children dressed up as zombies for a Halloween celebration, BUT they all lived in a haunted biome?
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 17, 2014, 11:53:14 am
WWUD if the zombies dressed up like children?
Post by: tonnot98 on October 17, 2014, 02:09:11 pm
WWUD if their monarch was married to an elf, and brought only an elven retinue with him?
Post by: Graknorke on October 17, 2014, 02:34:02 pm
WWUD In Case of Emergency?
Post by: Insanegame27 on October 17, 2014, 02:40:24 pm
WWUD if he saw a ghost
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 17, 2014, 05:53:32 pm
WWUD if he became a Legendary Biter?
Post by: Tawa on October 17, 2014, 07:12:08 pm
WWUD if he created !!☼pizza☼!!?
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 17, 2014, 07:16:26 pm
WWUD if all humans were fat and slow?
Post by: mate888 on October 17, 2014, 11:09:58 pm
WWUD if he was at war with the humans?
Post by: Baffler on October 18, 2014, 06:48:49 pm
WWUD if he was jailed and sent to Alcatraz?
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 18, 2014, 07:13:37 pm
WWUD if he was in HFS and the clowns were on the surface?
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 18, 2014, 07:21:11 pm
WWUD if he found a box full of kittens outside?
Post by: Arcvasti on October 18, 2014, 07:22:08 pm
What would Urist do if he had a lead peg leg?
Post by: pisskop on October 18, 2014, 09:44:42 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 18, 2014, 11:15:19 pm
WWUD if he got into so many fights he had swords sticking out all of his limbs?
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 19, 2014, 12:07:20 am
WWUD if he was attacked by an undead mermaid?
Post by: pisskop on October 19, 2014, 04:13:39 pm
Multiattack with them in even more fights.Run away, and figure out why it is undead. If there's bacon (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=113638.0) to be made and profit to be wrought . . .
WWUD if he was attacked by an undead mermaid?
WWUD if prisoners could be used for manual labor?
Post by: ArmokGoB on October 19, 2014, 06:03:17 pm
Quote
Run away, and figure out why it is undead. If there's bacon (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=113638.0) to be made and profit to be wrought . . .He'd order the prisoners to make microcline blocks, build a 2000 Z-level spire, and crash the game.
WWUD if prisoners could be used for manual labor?
WWUD with an apple in one hand and a stepladder in the other?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on October 20, 2014, 06:04:51 am
WWUD if his child was abducted by Goblins?
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 20, 2014, 07:15:11 am
WWUD if he found a giant dog, the size of an elephant, wearing a collar, sitting outside his house?
Post by: IronTomato on October 20, 2014, 09:39:06 am
WWUD if there were comic books in DF?
Post by: pisskop on October 20, 2014, 09:41:45 am
Post by: heydude6 on October 20, 2014, 02:42:07 pm
Post by: Baffler on October 22, 2014, 08:54:20 am
WWUD if he was tasked with constructing a dining area in hell?
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 22, 2014, 09:03:43 am
Post by: Harken on October 22, 2014, 09:23:15 am
Post by: pisskop on October 22, 2014, 09:43:16 am
What would Urist do if he was president of a large, modern country.1) Abolish the Drinking age
2) Draft half the country into part-time service, and mandate they carry a carbine strapped to their chest at all times
3) Mandate rock trumpets and pennies be made, while prohibiting the exportation of bracelets
4) Destroy the economy, instituting instead a system of using tattered clothing to determine seniority and popularity. The rags must be in your room to count
5) Pump magma to the surface to create geo-thermal reactors that also spill lava out to the surrounding countryside when invaders are detected.
6) Get abducted by a stealthy monster that will torture her until she agrees to be his bride.
WWUD if she discovered a city-sized meteor was going to hit her world in 3 months?
Post by: IronTomato on October 22, 2014, 09:48:50 am
WWUD if his wife was having a baby?
Post by: Harken on October 22, 2014, 10:03:00 am
What would Urist do if he was president of a large, modern country.1) Abolish the Drinking age
2) Draft half the country into part-time service, and mandate they carry a carbine strapped to their chest at all times
3) Mandate rock trumpets and pennies be made, while prohibiting the exportation of bracelets
4) Destroy the economy, instituting instead a system of using tattered clothing to determine seniority and popularity. The rags must be in your room to count
5) Pump magma to the surface to create geo-thermal reactors that also spill lava out to the surrounding countryside when invaders are detected.
6) Get abducted by a stealthy monster that will torture her until she agrees to be his bride.
WWUD if she discovered a city-sized meteor was going to hit her world in 3 months?
Ignore the danger completely and instead go on break afterwards then decide to haul a random stone located fifty miles away.
Post by: arbarbonif on October 22, 2014, 10:49:46 am
WWUD if his wife was having a baby?Not even know, since he's been in the deep mines for the last three years.
WWUD if magma didn't burn things?
Post by: miauw62 on October 22, 2014, 10:58:54 am
WWUD if the fort had 50 cats and he accidentally invented catnip?
Post by: IronTomato on October 22, 2014, 11:12:21 am
WWUD If dwarven literature?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on October 22, 2014, 02:50:43 pm
WWUD if Hobey Badger?!
Post by: pisskop on October 22, 2014, 04:56:25 pm
WWUD if somebody taught him photoshop?
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 22, 2014, 09:52:21 pm
WWUD if he woke up with a short arm coming off his chin instead of his beard?
Post by: SimRobert2001 on October 22, 2014, 10:49:39 pm
Urist would start putting moustaches on nobles and posting the pictures around the dining hall.
WWUD if he woke up with a short arm coming off his chin instead of his beard?
Grow another beard. For where there is no chin under Dwarf Norris's beard, ONLY another fist!
WWUD if he really was Dwarf Norris?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 23, 2014, 12:47:46 pm
WWUD if he was depressed and lonely?
Post by: Graknorke on October 23, 2014, 12:52:23 pm
WWUD with an airship?
Post by: Dark One on October 23, 2014, 03:45:32 pm
WWUD if his airship striked the earth?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on October 23, 2014, 05:37:07 pm
WWUD with a boat?
Post by: Arcvasti on October 23, 2014, 06:50:32 pm
What would Urist do if he had a MAGMASAFE boat[Lets say made of nethercap]?
Post by: mate888 on October 23, 2014, 07:59:40 pm
Urist has bled to death
WWUD if he was a singer?
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 24, 2014, 03:36:19 am
WWUD if he learned his wife cheated on him with his little sister?
Post by: pisskop on October 24, 2014, 07:28:00 am
Post by: Graknorke on October 24, 2014, 07:59:32 am
WWUD with an industrial excavator?
Post by: tonnot98 on October 24, 2014, 11:36:30 am
WWUD with a living pillow pet?
Post by: mate888 on October 24, 2014, 02:42:28 pm
How would Urist weaponize a living pillow?
Post by: Baffler on October 24, 2014, 04:26:19 pm
WWUD if his image was missing?
Post by: tonnot98 on October 25, 2014, 04:18:25 pm
WWUD with an artifact wheelbarrow made of wagon wood?
Post by: ArmokGoB on October 25, 2014, 05:52:33 pm
WWUD if he was a giant worm?
Post by: TD1 on October 26, 2014, 06:36:00 pm
WWUD if he were Thor, and had a Candy Hammer?
Post by: heydude6 on October 26, 2014, 08:20:30 pm
WWUD if realistic chemical reactions were added.
Post by: Tawa on October 26, 2014, 08:47:16 pm
WWUD if all elves, goblins, kobolds, and dwarves abruptly changed into humans?
Post by: Graknorke on October 26, 2014, 09:04:08 pm
WWUD to enact vigilante justice?
Post by: Badger Storm on October 27, 2014, 04:04:58 am
WWUD to reduce the skewering of babies in danger rooms?
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 27, 2014, 07:28:36 am
WWUD if he was a fishersoaperpotashcheesemaker?
Post by: pisskop on October 27, 2014, 07:53:02 am
Post by: tonnot98 on October 27, 2014, 09:58:51 am
WWUD with a breeding pair of elves?
Post by: nekoexmachina on October 27, 2014, 10:16:50 am
WWUD if he stops caring of anything anymore?
Post by: Dutrius on October 27, 2014, 02:00:51 pm
What would Urist McTesla do if he invented electricity?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on October 27, 2014, 03:24:49 pm
He'll sit alone on a swing set, just slowly rocking back and forth, sombrely staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.Electrify the elves as a form of torture and gain information, which they are ethically opposed to.
What would Urist McTesla do if he invented electricity?
WWUD if he didn't care about anything anymore and his swing set broke?
Post by: Badger Storm on October 27, 2014, 05:07:50 pm
What would Urist do if you could tell whether dwarves were pregnant?
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 28, 2014, 12:20:42 am
WWUD if he met Komra, God of Hemolymph?
Post by: Badger Storm on October 28, 2014, 05:11:57 am
WWUD if every vermin in the world suddenly became a Giant Desert Scorpion?
Post by: pisskop on October 28, 2014, 07:39:34 am
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 28, 2014, 07:41:59 am
WWUD if he found a cold lever instead of a warm one (and it wasn't made of nethercap)?
Post by: mate888 on October 29, 2014, 02:34:14 pm
WWUD if he PULLED THE LEVER?
Post by: Dark One on October 29, 2014, 03:01:32 pm
WWUD IF he released forgotten beast made of bituminous coal?
Post by: Dutrius on October 29, 2014, 03:23:09 pm
WWUD if he saw an elf mining?
Post by: pisskop on October 29, 2014, 04:02:58 pm
Flee in terror, then attempt to pick up a sock next to the FB, see the FB, and repeat.Its probably a goblin, and Urist would feel obligated to mine it.
WWUD if he saw an elf mining?
WWUD if an elf stole the secrets of metalsmelting?
Post by: Dutrius on October 30, 2014, 08:37:58 am
Urist McElfcatcher has created a legendary Elf Skull Mug!
WWUD if plump helmets staged a rebellion against Urist McFarmer?
Post by: Baffler on October 30, 2014, 02:06:48 pm
WWUD if he was a plump helmet man?
Post by: mate888 on October 30, 2014, 02:48:38 pm
Nothing unusual. In fact, this happens every time the crop is brought in. The righteous fury of the plump helmets is noted by the farmer as an indicator that they are ready to harvest. The plump helmets, being entirely immobile, are unable to carry out any act of rebellion, and Urist and the children helping him collect and process them without incident before planting the next crop.He would kill
WWUD if he was a plump helmet man?
WWUD if zombie kobolds?
Post by: Magnumcannon on October 30, 2014, 02:53:23 pm
WWUD if he accidentally trapped a beard-eating steel-made forgotten beast at the booze stockpiles?
Post by: Dark One on November 05, 2014, 02:10:13 pm
Urist is throwing a tantrum!
WWUD If Urist The Beardless, legendary misc object user is throwing a tantrum?
Post by: Baffler on November 05, 2014, 02:36:50 pm
WW Urist McClothesmaker do if his first masterwork item was the murder weapon in a string of grisly killings?
Post by: Dutrius on November 05, 2014, 03:59:42 pm
WWUD if he built a wall from the wrong side?
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 05, 2014, 04:04:46 pm
WWUD if he awakes as a citzen of Boatmurdered?
Post by: IronTomato on November 06, 2014, 10:33:27 am
WWUD if console release of DF? (lol)
Post by: Dutrius on November 06, 2014, 11:49:18 am
WWUD if a keyboard was then plugged in?
Post by: Ze_king on November 06, 2014, 11:56:23 am
WWUD if Urist was in a fort with a large cheese industry.
Post by: Graknorke on November 06, 2014, 07:34:47 pm
WWUD in a cold war against the humans?
Post by: mate888 on November 06, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
The age of dwarves has begun
"Well, I guess we won Urist... Urist? OH GODS NOOOOOOOOOOO"
Likot McDorf has died in the heat.
Your fortress has crumbled to an end.
The age of Death has begun.
WWUD if it was the age of elves, an all remnents of dwarves, goblins, kobolds and humans were slaves, food or scattered groups of survivors?
Post by: Chevaleresse on November 07, 2014, 12:39:56 am
WWUD if he saw dwarves riding giant war tigers and eagles besieging an elven fortress?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 07, 2014, 01:29:40 am
Wwud if the elves used their hippy magic to turn his mount against him?
Post by: Baffler on November 07, 2014, 01:34:50 pm
WW Urist McBoneDoctor do if a patient came in who'd broken their everything?
Post by: mate888 on November 07, 2014, 08:10:01 pm
WWUD if he was a ghostly dwarf?
Post by: Dark One on November 08, 2014, 12:37:23 pm
WWUD If he was a ghostly miner?
Post by: TD1 on November 08, 2014, 01:27:04 pm
WWUD with a hundred black-winged dragons and an enemy Elven Civ?
Post by: StagnantSoul on November 08, 2014, 04:10:10 pm
WWUD if the elves gave him a mug made from bone?
Post by: ArmokGoB on November 08, 2014, 04:29:45 pm
WWUD if he was playing Human Fortress?
Post by: Graknorke on November 08, 2014, 04:34:27 pm
WWUD when the dwarves finally have complete control over the world?
Post by: Baffler on November 10, 2014, 10:23:14 am
WWUD if he became an adventurer?
Post by: IronTomato on November 10, 2014, 11:23:45 am
WWUD If booze lake?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on November 10, 2014, 11:54:12 am
WWUD if carp in booze lake?
Post by: Graknorke on November 10, 2014, 02:07:53 pm
WWUD when making a museum?
Post by: Chevaleresse on November 10, 2014, 11:22:47 pm
WWUD if werebeasts could be afflicted with multiple curses at once, so you would get vampiric weremammoskinklizargeckos?
Post by: mate888 on November 11, 2014, 05:39:17 pm
WWUD if a kobold threw a fluffy wambler at him?
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 11, 2014, 05:42:27 pm
WWUD if he discovered that clown's blood can be turned into booze?
Post by: Baffler on November 11, 2014, 07:30:18 pm
WWUD if there was a demon siege?
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 16, 2014, 12:12:53 am
WWUD if plump helmet men had actually evolved into highly intelligent beings, creating a huge and influent civilization, and then all the sudden sieging Urist's fortress for all the pain he caused for his kind?
Post by: Graknorke on November 16, 2014, 03:32:29 pm
WWUD with a modern industrial estate to work with?
Post by: Dark One on November 16, 2014, 05:25:53 pm
WWUD If Urist built automated still?
Post by: heydude6 on November 16, 2014, 05:51:18 pm
WWUD if dwarves were aquatic?
Post by: Graknorke on November 16, 2014, 06:01:28 pm
WWUD if suddenly the overseer found OH MY GAWD A BOMB!
Post by: Quartz_Mace on November 16, 2014, 06:41:13 pm
*Goblin chuckles*
WWUD if he found the remains of the nuked Mountain Homes?
Post by: pisskop on November 16, 2014, 07:21:58 pm
WWUD if he got superpowers from touching radiated vomitus?
Post by: IronTomato on November 17, 2014, 10:36:29 am
WWUD If vomit had fluid mechanics like lava or water?
Post by: Dutrius on November 17, 2014, 11:43:14 am
WWUD if half the socks went missing?
Post by: ToXey on November 17, 2014, 11:49:49 am
WWUD if he was in adventure mode?
Post by: IronTomato on November 17, 2014, 12:14:17 pm
WWUD If civil war?
Post by: mate888 on November 17, 2014, 08:12:13 pm
WWUD if 4 way traitors?
Post by: Badger Storm on November 18, 2014, 02:45:18 pm
WWUD if they accidentally the verb in a sentence?
Post by: Sath on November 19, 2014, 10:16:05 am
WWUD if all their actions were canceled due to their own actions?
Post by: Mipe on November 19, 2014, 01:29:18 pm
WWUD if there was a tapeworm in the booze?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on November 19, 2014, 09:52:47 pm
WWUD if he was abducted by a Night Troll?
Post by: Edmus on November 20, 2014, 06:27:43 am
WWUD if he got his hands on a wooden training pick.
Post by: ToXey on November 20, 2014, 07:33:40 am
WWUD if santa did not have a beard?
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 20, 2014, 05:58:25 pm
WWUD do if alcohol could turn dwarf beards into naked gobbos?
Post by: Graknorke on November 20, 2014, 06:42:02 pm
WWUD do if alcohol could turn dwarf beards into naked gobbos?Become either a legendary dodger or a legendary dead.
WWUD if the dwarves accidentally ran out of anvils?
Post by: Dark One on November 21, 2014, 11:01:50 am
WWUD If Urist McMutant was born with two beards, three legs and half of a hand?
Post by: mate888 on November 21, 2014, 04:05:52 pm
WWUD if he was praised as a god for his multiple beards?
Post by: StagnantSoul on November 21, 2014, 04:48:33 pm
WWUD if he was in an adamantine fortress on a soap pillar?
Post by: heydude6 on November 21, 2014, 05:16:41 pm
WWUD if multiciv forts were possible?
Post by: xaritscin on November 21, 2014, 06:31:40 pm
WWUD if it embarked in a vault?
Post by: Sylveadiff on November 23, 2014, 04:21:00 am
WWUD if he could switch between adventure mode and fortress mode with the press of a button?
Post by: Mipe on November 23, 2014, 06:38:00 am
WWUD if he woke up from pleasant dreams into cold, harsh reality of the doomed fortress in the progress of !FUN!?
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 23, 2014, 02:01:52 pm
WWUD if he found a way to mess with the
Post by: Quartz_Mace on November 23, 2014, 11:16:42 pm
WWUD if he was uploaded to the internet and done with his break?
Post by: Arcvasti on November 23, 2014, 11:28:49 pm
What would Urist do if he was spearheading modern scientific research into nuclear weapons?
Post by: evictedSaint on November 24, 2014, 03:05:41 am
WWUD if genetic mutation due to this radioactivity caused all dwarves to grow long, pointed ears like an elf?
Post by: Foxite on November 24, 2014, 06:09:02 am
WWUD if Urist McFell made a bone crossbow out of the only elite marksdwarf?
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 24, 2014, 12:26:18 pm
WWUD if elves, goblins, kobolds and plump helmet men became allies and then all of them siege the fortress at the same time?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 24, 2014, 10:13:52 pm
what would urist do if the shear awesomeness that is cacame aewmedinade told him his booze tasted worse that the water that those pansy elfs drink (I would say fall on his knees in worship and cry and beg for forgiveness but what do you guys think?
Post by: evictedSaint on November 24, 2014, 11:09:27 pm
Within the goblet sloshed Urist McBrewers newest creation.
Urist stood in the sea of hopeful faces, anxiously awaiting his kings verdict. Years upon years of work had gone into this specific brew. Dozens of herbs were mixed in, each modifying the taste ever so slightly. Some were so minute, their presence so moderated that they could hardly be said to be there at all. Oh, Urist had tasted and tested his brew a hundred times. He'd had others come in, professional alcoholics and brewers, all to taste his creation and provide feedback. He'd debated and deliberated, drawing up schematics and diagrams all over the walls of his bedroom until he arrived at the most perfect, most mathematically sound booze he could possibly create.
And now Cacame was about to take a drink.
The entire crowd held their breath as Cacame lifted the drink to his lips, paused, then tipped it back. The booze had taken Urist years to perfect, and Cacame downed it in less than a few seconds. He set the drink down, his face expressionless. The entire room echoed with the beating of Urists heart as he awaited the verdict.
"Piss."
The words were spoken with a deadly softeness, so quiet it would have escaped the notice of a nervous rat. Urist swallowed, then spoke. "I-I- ah, p-p-pardon, my lord?"
"Piss water. Your drink is less than that brewed by the miserable elves to the south. I say again, Urist. Piss."
The goblet flew from Cacame's hand, smashing against the flagstone floor and dislodging two of the embedded gemstones. Urist fell to his knees, his eyes staring at the broken goblet. He felt strangely hallow inside.
"I'm placing an order for two dozen barrels," Cacame continued on, his eyes burning with an ugly rage. "We'll trade it to the humans. They won't be able to tell the difference."
WWUD if the miner fell down the well?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 25, 2014, 10:10:00 am
wwud if he WAS the miner
Post by: evictedSaint on November 25, 2014, 05:16:12 pm
Wwud if he managed to tame a gcs?
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 25, 2014, 05:26:33 pm
WWUD if he found a magic sock?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on November 25, 2014, 05:32:30 pm
WWUD if he was searching for the second magical sock and there was none?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on November 25, 2014, 09:51:50 pm
WWUD adamantine hammer wielding Hammerer?
Post by: Arcvasti on November 25, 2014, 09:54:08 pm
What would Urist do if he was afraid of the dark?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on November 25, 2014, 11:10:30 pm
WWUD if the magma cooled to become stone?
Post by: Dark One on November 26, 2014, 05:57:45 am
WWUD If he was fishing in the well, and suddenly a carp jumping out of it bites his beard off?
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 26, 2014, 11:07:35 am
WWUD if flying cyborg kobolds sieged his fortress?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 26, 2014, 11:14:52 am
what would urist do if he found
(some DF language name here) deaththunder the snowing sparks
this is an magical artifact short sword. all craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. electricity courses through its blade.
it is made of silver and encircled with bands of gold opal. it menaces with spikes of gold. on the item is the image of a dwarf and (some god of lightning here) in silver. the (god of lightning) is smiting the dwarf.
the sword is considered sacred by the followers of (lightning god)
when magic is implemented. (I kinda turned around 2 pages on future of the fortress topic into a discussion of the possibilities. want to join in?)
Post by: Eric Blank on November 26, 2014, 08:16:21 pm
Wwud with a crispy-fried dorf and a sword that has yet to take a life but that of its wielder?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 26, 2014, 09:22:02 pm
wwud if the person next to him suddenly exploded into 1000 bloody chunks for no disconcernable reson (im sleepy so forgive my spelling fails)
Post by: Baffler on November 26, 2014, 10:22:17 pm
WWUD if Bomrek McBloodymess was contagious?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 26, 2014, 11:07:56 pm
WWUD in kerbal space program?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on November 26, 2014, 11:45:02 pm
WWUD as the Uristvenger Urist explodes on take off?
Post by: Dutrius on November 27, 2014, 01:58:15 pm
WWUD if He used more struts?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 27, 2014, 02:55:13 pm
WWUD if he awoke the kraken?
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 27, 2014, 03:01:14 pm
WWUD if instead of awaking the kraken, he awoke Cthulhu, the great old one?
Post by: Dark One on November 27, 2014, 05:00:45 pm
WWUD If Urist saw the battle between Dagon and Armok?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 27, 2014, 05:27:45 pm
wwud if he encountered a demon made of smoke BUT it had an instant full necrosis effect of touching it and no one had ranged weapons or webbed traps.
also I am going to sound like an idiot asking this but who is dagon?
Post by: smeeprocket on November 27, 2014, 05:40:31 pm
he would be overcome by the awesomeness
wwud if he encountered a demon made of smoke BUT it had an instant full necrosis effect of touching it and no one had ranged weapons or webbed traps.
also I am going to sound like an idiot asking this but who is dagon?
I weep for you.
What eould Urist do if he found out he was a Deep One?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 27, 2014, 05:52:33 pm
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 27, 2014, 05:58:29 pm
he would be overcome by the awesomenessDagon is the Fater of deep ones, fish and frog like creatures that sometimes breed with humans, forming immortal and anti-social hybrids who slowly become a deep one, which gills and that stuff.
wwud if he encountered a demon made of smoke BUT it had an instant full necrosis effect of touching it and no one had ranged weapons or webbed traps.
also I am going to sound like an idiot asking this but who is dagon?
He would send his captured gobbos and elves to do the job, later flooding the caves with magma, because why not?
WWUD if he found that the Baron is actually a shape-shifting demon (Doppelganger) that causes catsplosions when accused?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 27, 2014, 06:11:31 pm
wwud if he WAS the demon?
(also what series is that from? is it a modded setup for a fortress or a book series,)
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 27, 2014, 06:18:27 pm
not accuse him unless they needed lots of food or vermin hunters to protect food (or a catsplosion cage trap I hear those are deadly to
(also what series is that from? is it a modded setup for a fortress or a book series,)
Dagon, Deep Ones and Cthulhu are from H.P Lovecraft's stories. H.P Lovecraft was a cosmic horror writter, active at the early 1900.
Post by: endlessblaze on November 27, 2014, 06:24:19 pm
Post by: Firearrow15 on November 28, 2014, 12:20:40 am
not accuse him unless they needed lots of food or vermin hunters to protect food (or a catsplosion cage trap I hear those are deadly to whatever poor fool triggers them)Thrust up a spire of slade and begin a goblin religion. Then declare war on his former fortress.
wwud if he WAS the demon?
(also what series is that from? is it a modded setup for a fortress or a book series,)
WWUD if he was gelded?
Post by: Edward Evjen on November 28, 2014, 12:55:36 am
WWUD if he was shaven while he slept?
Post by: Arcvasti on November 28, 2014, 01:09:26 am
What would Urist do if he saw a mating pile of cats?
Post by: Dark One on November 28, 2014, 09:35:40 am
WWUD If Urist changed his name to Erist?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 28, 2014, 11:49:43 am
wwud if he had [IMOLATE] (if you don't know that makes him set the surrounding area of fire)
Post by: Dutrius on November 28, 2014, 01:58:27 pm
WWUD if the booze was on fire?
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 28, 2014, 02:15:22 pm
Urist McAlcoholic has been scared to death!
WWUD if Urist McPickman engraved a very detailed (Mainly the faces!) mastework picture of Urist himself being eaten by a giant kobold?
Post by: Firearrow15 on November 28, 2014, 04:31:33 pm
Die immediately just by watching the terrifying scene.Enter a fell mood and make Urist McPickman into an artifact bone cage, which he then uses to trap kobolds.
Urist McAlcoholic has been scared to death!
WWUD if Urist McPickman engraved a very detailed (Mainly the faces!) mastework picture of Urist himself being eaten by a giant kobold?
WWUD if he dropped his favorite sock into the booze barrel?
Post by: Dutrius on November 28, 2014, 04:46:00 pm
WWUD if a FB attacked and the entire military was partying at the Microcline Table?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 28, 2014, 04:50:31 pm
wwud if he WAS the FB
Post by: Firearrow15 on November 28, 2014, 06:17:54 pm
run into a corner and when stuck there with nowhere to go enter a martial trance and slaughter itTake revenge on the players of DF by sneaking into seemingly walled-off areas, killing several dwarves, and letting a tantrum spiral destroy the fort.
wwud if he WAS the FB
WWUD if he was trapped in the dining hall with many tantruming dwarves?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 28, 2014, 07:18:04 pm
that's a nice waterfall
or
that's a nice table
or
look at those masterful engravings!
wwud if he met a mummy that did not want to kill or curse anyone and was very friendly and sociable?
Post by: Ladygolem on November 28, 2014, 08:15:01 pm
wwud if he met a mummy that did not want to kill or curse anyone and was very friendly and sociable?
Elect it mayor, of course.
WWUD upon finding a beached whale corpse in her dining hall?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 28, 2014, 08:17:43 pm
wwud if it was a zombie whale?
Post by: heydude6 on November 28, 2014, 10:30:45 pm
WWUD if the zombie whale managed to beach itself out of the magma sea
Post by: Eric Blank on November 28, 2014, 10:47:55 pm
Wwud if she was lonely?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 28, 2014, 10:52:00 pm
wwud if she got married and cranked out babies like crazy (assuming this uirst is not in the military)
Post by: blazing glory on November 29, 2014, 08:38:23 am
WWUD if the overseer killed everyone who had too many
Post by: Madman198237 on November 29, 2014, 10:22:23 am
WWUD when the overseer decides that the fort's too laggy and consigns it to 100% magma flooding?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 29, 2014, 12:09:34 pm
wwud if the overseer was impressed enough to continue the fort and open the magma drainage floodgate.
Post by: smeeprocket on November 29, 2014, 12:21:29 pm
get married and crank out babies like crazy
wwud if she got married and cranked out babies like crazy (assuming this uirst is not in the military)
does anyone else find is depressing that this was the response to what a female Urist would do? Really?
Anyway,
Urist would promptly wander into the drainage area and lose all his body fat.
WWUD if a hydra attack his fort?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 29, 2014, 12:37:12 pm
always. urist would run out to ace it alone despite orders not to, and promptly get slaughtered.
EDIT- forgot to ask question.
wwud if s/he survive but as permanently crippled
Post by: Graknorke on November 29, 2014, 01:00:58 pm
does anyone else find is depressing that this was the response to what a female Urist would do? Really?Creating useless resource sinks is basically all dwarves do when they're not being one themselves. So many maroon faces trailing behind the useful dwarves.
So, the WWUD:
Lay about in the hospital for a year and a half until a diagnostician comes along, tells her that her wounds have healed on their own by now, make a half-hearted attempt at washing and suturing the scars, and then she'd cheerily continue with daily life except crawling everywhere.
WWUD as a goblin leader.
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 29, 2014, 03:01:59 pm
WWUD if his fortress got attacked by weegee?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 29, 2014, 11:42:03 pm
No. You've been playing the game. You should know by now that its exactly what any sane dwarf would do, and tries to do if they find someone worth marrying. After all, the community will raise them, only the overseers mind if you use them as a meatshield, childbirth doesn't hurt and they appear out of thin air or something, only one in a dozen will reach adulthood, and they always feel better after talking to their family members. The more the merrier, quite literally.get married and crank out babies like crazy
wwud if she got married and cranked out babies like crazy (assuming this uirst is not in the military)
does anyone else find is depressing that this was the response to what a female Urist would do? Really?
Also:
Urist would throw a mine cart full of mine carts at him. The mine cart would unload and launch the mine carts at him, which would in turn unload on impact and fling their contents, kittens, at him. The weegee wouldnt stand a chance.
Wwud if he woke up one morning and his bedroom was full of badgers?
Post by: 4maskwolf on November 29, 2014, 11:43:59 pm
WWUD if he found himself out of booze in a desert?
Post by: tonnot98 on November 30, 2014, 12:25:14 am
And then he wakes up and realizes that he's in a desert without a brewing stand.
WWUD in the desert with no brewing stand, booze, or sanity?
Post by: Dark One on November 30, 2014, 06:11:57 am
"What is your offer for the god of blood?" so Urist responded "I will chew my legs off, for unlimited barrel of booze!"
And so Urist McLegless lies in front of the Armoks altar, without legs, without sanity, but with the barrel of dwarven ale.
WWUD If this thread gets stickied?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 01, 2014, 12:48:54 am
WWUD if he had a tiny elf civ living within his beard?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 01, 2014, 01:25:43 am
WWUD if all the anvils in the world have been destroyed?
Post by: StagnantSoul on December 01, 2014, 01:30:12 am
WWUD if all the anvils had been replaced with fruit cakes?
Post by: Baffler on December 01, 2014, 09:37:56 am
WWUD in a game of Team Fortress 2?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 01, 2014, 05:06:56 pm
Urist has owned the game. All other players are deceased, and a bit less sane.
WWUD if he visited the remains of Boatmurdered?
Post by: Magnumcannon on December 01, 2014, 05:44:01 pm
WWUD if he was sieged by modern humans with RPGs, SMGs and Tanks?
Post by: Graknorke on December 01, 2014, 06:13:55 pm
WWUD upon inventing mind-altering substances (besides booze, that is)?
Post by: Arcvasti on December 01, 2014, 06:43:31 pm
What would Urist do if he learned he was really a kobold?
Post by: mate888 on December 01, 2014, 07:55:22 pm
WWUD if a kobold stole his (shiny) beard?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 01, 2014, 09:57:37 pm
WWUD if he suddenly became an elf?
Post by: Baffler on December 02, 2014, 02:41:52 pm
WWUD Cacame's ghost was disturbed when he went for the dead elf king's socks?
Post by: Magnumcannon on December 02, 2014, 02:57:49 pm
WWUD if his beard got snatched by a roc?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 03, 2014, 02:44:51 am
Wwud if he was forced to listen to annoying elves lecture him about nature and shit?
Post by: Weirdsound on December 03, 2014, 04:52:38 am
Kill the roc and create a roc feather beard.
Wwud if he was forced to listen to annoying elves lecture him about nature and shit?
Become inspired by nature's ferocity, purchase a bunch of exotic animals from said elf, train them for war, and turn them on their former master!
WwUd if the overseer ordered the Gelding of his favorite pet?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 03, 2014, 05:16:36 am
WWUD if he found the fourth cavern layer?
Post by: Dutrius on December 03, 2014, 11:50:11 am
WWUD if he managed to catch one in a trap?
Post by: Madman198237 on December 03, 2014, 12:08:34 pm
Post by: Magnumcannon on December 03, 2014, 04:59:32 pm
The fort just lost 50% of its Urists, but, finally, the one remaining Legendary Animal Trainer comes off break and trains it intoWhere is the WWUD?aTHE ultimate Elf-and-Elf Forest-killing weapon.
Post by: TD1 on December 03, 2014, 05:05:22 pm
Post by: Magnumcannon on December 03, 2014, 05:12:46 pm
WWUD if children could be brewed as booze? (Don't ask me how that works).
Post by: heydude6 on December 03, 2014, 05:16:19 pm
WWUD if Dwarf Fortress suddenly had morality?
Post by: endlessblaze on December 03, 2014, 05:39:56 pm
IF it can be and actually at some point end all players would have a sudden heel-face turn ,oh god what have I done moment (save for the few who sitll DONT care.
Wwud if the world imploded (NOT EXPLODED)
Post by: Badger Storm on December 03, 2014, 05:45:13 pm
WWUD if elves besieged the fortress, toting the AK-47s they've been hiding away this whole time?
Post by: endlessblaze on December 03, 2014, 06:44:20 pm
construct missile turrent.X100
forge missile/R
all turrets set to. (f)ire missile/R
wwud if the elves had bombs?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 03, 2014, 07:37:10 pm
WWUD if the earth turned to magma?
Post by: Badger Storm on December 03, 2014, 07:38:40 pm
WWUD if they ran a social justice blog?
Post by: MDFification on December 04, 2014, 03:34:57 pm
Shrug. Looks like he's not the only one with a batshit insane overseer.
WWUD if they ran a social justice blog?
Urist would decide that xe was actually a genderfluid sapiosexual demiromantic elfkin and complain about oppression.
WWUD if his precious xSocksx fell into a magma pool?
Post by: Madman198237 on December 04, 2014, 04:22:36 pm
WWUD if his fort was flooding with booze?
Post by: Baffler on December 04, 2014, 04:35:59 pm
WWUD if he was made the outpost liaison to a terrifying glacier fort?
Post by: Madman198237 on December 04, 2014, 07:58:41 pm
WWUD if that glacier fort was full of zombies?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 04, 2014, 08:43:11 pm
WWUD if he embarked in the middle of an ocean?
Post by: mate888 on December 04, 2014, 10:27:35 pm
WWUD if he was a detective and was in charge of uncovering the misterious murder of the King and subsequent atom-smashing of the Duke?
Post by: Magnumcannon on December 05, 2014, 12:33:14 am
Urist McDetective: In a time before time, i attacked me
WWUD if he could interact with the overseer?
Post by: Badger Storm on December 05, 2014, 07:44:33 am
WWUD if she had to deal with monthlies?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 05, 2014, 11:07:10 am
WWUD if there was a sudden uprising of plump helmet men in a grand struggle against unsurmountable odds to live without fear of brewing?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 05, 2014, 04:49:20 pm
WWUD if he realized plump helmet men can't actually produce booze?
Post by: Badger Storm on December 05, 2014, 04:51:48 pm
WWUD if dwarves discovered the wonders of barbecue?
Post by: Arcvasti on December 05, 2014, 06:37:10 pm
What would Urist do if you could make crafts out of cartilage?
Post by: Naryar on December 05, 2014, 06:43:54 pm
Make Magma Barbecue. And then passively aggressively make horribly burnt masterwork meat roasts for theverminnoblesanyone the legendary Barbecue doesn't like.
What would Urist do if you could make crafts out of cartilage?
*elf cartilage arrow fletching* clearly.
WWUD if you could actually fish in magma ?
Post by: endlessblaze on December 05, 2014, 06:46:22 pm
wwud if he had a tame magma carp? in a aquarium....full of magma
Post by: Eric Blank on December 05, 2014, 07:06:47 pm
WWUD if he found a babby goblin on the ground outside?
Post by: heydude6 on December 05, 2014, 07:15:08 pm
WWUD if he was recruited by an adventurer
Post by: endlessblaze on December 05, 2014, 07:17:52 pm
wuud if he was made immune to magma
Post by: Arcvasti on December 05, 2014, 09:11:48 pm
What would Urist do if their spouse was abducted and transformed by a night troll?
Post by: mate888 on December 06, 2014, 12:56:42 am
!!TOADY EX MACHINA!!
Toady: "We haven't implemented inter-racial marriages in the game yet"
Urist: "Oh. I guess I'll just go berserk then"
WWUD if Toady ex machina?
Post by: Arcvasti on December 06, 2014, 01:27:04 am
Toady One the Great has risen and is haunting your computer!
On the plus side, this means you get DF 1.0 quicker then everyone else. On the other hand, he doesn't approve of Urist's mermaid farming and institutes the more colloqual usage of Deus/Toady Ex Machina to prevent it.
What would Urist do if they dreamed of being adopted into a wandering tribe of kobolds?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 07, 2014, 04:27:50 am
Urist McKobold has been struck down.
WWUD if he was killed in a dream?
Post by: endlessblaze on December 07, 2014, 11:24:45 am
wuud if dying in a dream would kill you for real.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 07, 2014, 11:51:30 pm
WWUD if she knew the overseer was out to kill her?
Post by: Arcvasti on December 07, 2014, 11:55:04 pm
What would Urist do if they were abducted by an eldritch horror?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 08, 2014, 03:24:44 am
WWUD if he was assigned unarmoured to a danger room?
Post by: Dark One on December 08, 2014, 01:54:33 pm
WWUD If in a time before a time, Urist attacked himself?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 08, 2014, 07:32:44 pm
WWUD if he was a vampire that attacked himself?
Post by: endlessblaze on December 08, 2014, 07:38:32 pm
Wwud if he managed to combine a forest retreat and dwarfiness in a non-elf killing and burning fashion
(I'm thinking lots of sunshine brew and the trees holding up stone rooms for nobles and magma pouring down from the stone buildings, into a artificial river of magma and magma moat that eventually cycles back to the pump tank)
I GOT NINJA'ED
Post by: mate888 on December 09, 2014, 02:14:32 pm
WWUD if winter was coming?
Post by: origamiscienceguy on December 09, 2014, 03:43:49 pm
Wud if a lever had to be pulled?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 09, 2014, 05:15:00 pm
WWUD if he was ambushed and assaulted by Elves?
Post by: mate888 on December 10, 2014, 09:42:52 pm
Oh. Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.
Urist McDwarf, Garbagedwarf has bled to death.
WWUD if he was a ghostly dwarf?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 11, 2014, 11:27:48 pm
WWUD if he was gelded?
Post by: heydude6 on December 11, 2014, 11:43:06 pm
WWUD if a party was thrown in his honour
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 11, 2014, 11:45:52 pm
WWUD if she was the monarch?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 14, 2014, 05:03:36 am
WWUD if he was suddenly magma-proof?
Post by: Dark One on December 14, 2014, 05:29:54 am
WWUD If magma proof suits industry?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 14, 2014, 05:47:48 am
WWUD with 50 tons of magma safe loot?
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on December 14, 2014, 06:23:11 am
WWUD if Bay12 was revealed to be a real, physical place?
Post by: mate888 on December 14, 2014, 02:09:25 pm
The mere sighting of that fort was alredy horrigying to him, but then, a group of dwarves grabbed him and carried him inside.
Some people say that his screaming can still be heard, mixed with the crazed utterances of the other once-dwarves, now crazed psychopaths known as the Bay12ers.
WWUD if Merman Genocide 2.0?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 14, 2014, 02:16:51 pm
WWUD if he tried the hermit challenge?
Post by: Dark One on December 14, 2014, 02:24:22 pm
WWUD If World War Urist?
Post by: Erils on December 14, 2014, 04:30:46 pm
The flying The World strikes Urist in the head, jamming his skull through his brain.
Urist has been struck down.
WWUD if he had to fight an alternate reality Urist?
Post by: Arcvasti on December 14, 2014, 05:33:47 pm
What would Urist do if he had TWO LEFT BOOTS?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 15, 2014, 02:35:09 am
WWUD is he had TWO LEFT GLOVES?
Post by: endlessblaze on December 15, 2014, 08:05:47 am
Wwud if the syndrome was not instant but total instead of localized?
Post by: Graknorke on December 15, 2014, 07:09:19 pm
WWUD on discovering a right to the throne?
Post by: endlessblaze on December 16, 2014, 08:06:02 am
Wwud if he made an artifiact?
Post by: Kraegan on December 16, 2014, 12:11:33 pm
Mandate ruby beds
Wwud if he made an artifiact?
Drop it on the ground so some lowly peasant hauler can grab it and hide it in some random stockpile never to be seen again.
What would Urist do if he channeled himself into a corner?
Post by: Baffler on December 16, 2014, 01:55:37 pm
WWUD if he was a rebel without a cause?
Post by: mate888 on December 17, 2014, 03:33:18 pm
WWUD if a training bolt accidentally hit a trader's donkey, bruising his ear, causing a loyalty cascade?
Post by: Dark One on December 17, 2014, 04:41:19 pm
WWUD If Urist thought that Toady One is Armok?
Post by: Lagslayer on December 17, 2014, 04:55:40 pm
Become a rebel with a cause!Never sacrifice cats again.
WWUD If Urist thought that Toady One is Armok?
WWU sacrifice instead of cats?
Post by: Dutrius on December 17, 2014, 05:02:01 pm
WWUD if no more Elves?
Post by: Erils on December 17, 2014, 05:02:56 pm
WWU sacrifice instead of cats?Kittens.
WWU new master be without cats to rule over him?
Post by: endlessblaze on December 17, 2014, 06:27:51 pm
wuud if he/she were not the overseer's slave?
Post by: Baffler on December 17, 2014, 07:50:44 pm
WWUD if communist haulers overthrew his brother, the Baron?
Post by: heydude6 on December 17, 2014, 08:17:25 pm
WWUD if succession was automatically given to the former noble's killer
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 17, 2014, 11:33:37 pm
WWUD if DF: Assassin's Creed mod?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 18, 2014, 04:35:42 am
WWUD if he was given a working nuclear device?
Post by: bahihs on December 18, 2014, 03:30:30 pm
WWUD if he met a god?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 18, 2014, 08:22:40 pm
WWUD if presented the last plump helmet in the world?
Post by: Arcvasti on December 18, 2014, 11:13:25 pm
What would Urist do if they were conscripted as sewage workers?
Post by: Pencil_Art on December 19, 2014, 01:00:36 am
What would Urist do if confronted by a dragon without a shield?
Post by: knaveightt on December 19, 2014, 10:54:40 am
WWUD if being chased by a re-animated leg of a yak calf?
Post by: Erils on December 19, 2014, 03:29:37 pm
WWUD if being chased by a re-animated leg of a yak calf?
Enter martial trance or run away and get beaten to death.
WWUD if went into a martial trance against the re-animated leg of a yak calf?
Post by: Wimopy on December 19, 2014, 05:32:47 pm
WWUD if he was near the seaside and a huge tsunami was appraching?
Post by: Magnumcannon on December 20, 2014, 06:41:05 am
WWUD if he was the overseer?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 21, 2014, 04:41:56 am
.
.
Oh, who am I kidding? He'll mandate a rose gold bed and when the legendary blacksmith fails, assign him to the magma room.
WWUD if charged by a unicorn wielding a fluffy wambler?
Post by: Dark One on December 22, 2014, 07:14:34 am
WWUD if charged by undead carp weilding undead unicorn?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 23, 2014, 10:03:46 am
WWUD if presented with a very incorrect-sounding sentence?
Post by: Baffler on December 23, 2014, 09:19:47 pm
WWUD if he was made the fort's vampire bookkeeper?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 25, 2014, 08:31:40 pm
WWUD if he was made an elf?
Post by: Magnumcannon on December 25, 2014, 09:45:24 pm
WWUD if his cat became a !!Stray Cat!! ?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 25, 2014, 11:18:12 pm
WWUD if his cat became a !!Stray Cat!! and he rose as a ghost?
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on December 25, 2014, 11:20:01 pm
WWUD if Dorf Souls happened?
Post by: blazing glory on December 26, 2014, 09:01:22 am
WWUD if two giant socks were locked in a battle to the death?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 26, 2014, 09:11:52 am
WWUD if giant sponges suddenly gained mobility and the ability to breath on land?
Post by: blazing glory on December 26, 2014, 09:50:52 am
WWUD if Toady one made it so atom smashing no longer worked?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 26, 2014, 10:57:54 am
WWUD if impulse ramps no longer worked?
Post by: pisskop on December 26, 2014, 11:01:20 am
WWUD if weapons were nerfed because he thought they were too big? :p
Post by: Adragis on December 26, 2014, 11:24:44 am
WWUD if his friend became a zombie?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 26, 2014, 11:50:24 am
WWUD if given a shotgun?
Post by: Adragis on December 26, 2014, 11:54:39 am
WWUD if Urist was in a SWAT team?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 26, 2014, 12:03:58 pm
WWUD if made to think with portals?
Post by: heydude6 on December 26, 2014, 12:11:47 pm
WWUD if he got to use a portal gun outside of Aperture
Post by: Adragis on December 26, 2014, 01:37:30 pm
WWUD if Dwarf Fortress was 100% realistic?
Post by: Magnumcannon on December 26, 2014, 07:54:00 pm
Be sad because you can't throw elves at magma.
Die.
WWUD if he was being sieged by angry undead walking air-breathing giant sperm-whale-sized carps? (Sorry for the scary mental image)
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 26, 2014, 09:22:13 pm
WWUD if confronted with the conundrum on whether to use magma or lava?
Post by: pisskop on December 26, 2014, 09:26:41 pm
WWUD in Moria?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 26, 2014, 09:27:50 pm
WWUD in Erebor?
Post by: TheBrisbyMouse on December 26, 2014, 11:43:03 pm
WWUD if he found a Silmaril?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 27, 2014, 03:07:40 am
WWUD if he inadvertently destroyed a Silmaril?
Post by: Adragis on December 27, 2014, 04:31:34 am
WWUD if he became peasant?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 27, 2014, 04:50:26 am
WWUD if half the fortress is flooded with magma and the other half is flooded with water?
Post by: Adragis on December 27, 2014, 04:55:46 am
WWUD if he was a dead skeleton?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 27, 2014, 02:08:48 pm
Wwud if he was a live skeleton?
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on December 27, 2014, 02:57:36 pm
What would Urist do if he were to see through the matrix, transcending the code that binds him?
Post by: Adragis on December 27, 2014, 03:11:28 pm
WWUD if his wife gave him an artefact limestone-spiked mitten?
Post by: Magnumcannon on December 27, 2014, 03:42:44 pm
WWUD if he became a werejaguar?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 28, 2014, 01:34:37 am
WWUD if sent to mine candy?
Post by: VoxieG on December 28, 2014, 03:39:55 am
WWUD if he lived in a forest retreat?
Post by: Magnumcannon on December 28, 2014, 03:48:19 am
Some time, later...
ELVISH GHOSTS!!!!!
WWUD if he wasn't Urist?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 28, 2014, 04:03:49 am
WWUD if he was asked WWUD if he was asked WWUD if he was...ad infinitum?
Post by: VoxieG on December 28, 2014, 04:39:57 am
WWUD if he went on an adventure?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 28, 2014, 08:22:40 pm
WWUD if he was snatched by a goblin?
Post by: Sonlirain on December 28, 2014, 09:01:22 pm
WWUD if he was both vampire and hammerer that was exposed and sentenced for 10 hammer strikes?
Post by: Magnumcannon on December 28, 2014, 09:13:30 pm
WWUD if he discovered R'lyeh while digging?
Post by: Arcvasti on December 29, 2014, 01:29:14 am
What would Urist do if he discovered his mother was a fishperson?
Post by: Dampe on December 29, 2014, 01:46:50 am
Drown.
What would Urist do if he discovered his mother was a fishperson?
Make dwarven caviar?
WWUD if he found a masterwork wool sock?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 29, 2014, 02:40:42 am
WWUD if Fallout happened?
Post by: kopout on December 29, 2014, 05:24:38 pm
WWUD if he was one of the last seven dwarves in the world?
Post by: Magnumcannon on December 29, 2014, 07:14:04 pm
WWUD if a dwarf made fun out of his name? (Urist Pinktongue)
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 29, 2014, 08:57:25 pm
WWUD if in Dwarven Daycare?
Post by: Adragis on December 30, 2014, 08:18:56 am
WWUD if he was an elf?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 30, 2014, 08:33:38 pm
WWUD if at an UN Environment Summit?
Post by: Dampe on December 30, 2014, 08:47:56 pm
Be euthanised by fellow dwarves in the magma pool.
WWUD if at an UN Environment Summit?
Accuse anyone who complained about global warning of being an elf sympathizer.
WWUD if he was attacked by a herd of wild elephants?
Post by: endlessblaze on December 30, 2014, 10:41:08 pm
Wwud if he survived an attack of elphants
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 30, 2014, 11:24:30 pm
WWUD if he survived infection?
Post by: pisskop on December 31, 2014, 01:02:02 am
WWUD if the whole Universe got cell phones?
Post by: endlessblaze on December 31, 2014, 01:03:53 am
Wwud if cell phones were weaponized?
Post by: Baffler on December 31, 2014, 02:13:14 am
WWUD if global warming was melting his glacier fort?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 31, 2014, 02:15:30 am
WWUD sent to colonise space?
Post by: Adragis on December 31, 2014, 04:12:13 am
WWUD if he was modded out of DF?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 31, 2014, 06:22:39 am
Urist hates music. How does he get the bard in the meed hall to be quiet in a plausible-deniable fashion?
Post by: TheBrisbyMouse on December 31, 2014, 11:04:12 am
What would Urist McGuyver do with magma?
Post by: Adragis on December 31, 2014, 11:46:53 am
WWUD if he was sober?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on December 31, 2014, 07:44:50 pm
WWUD if he was sober and there was no booze?
Post by: VoxieG on December 31, 2014, 07:59:40 pm
WWUD if he was sober, there was no booze, and the brewers were all dead?
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 31, 2014, 10:23:35 pm
WWUD if ETHIC:ASSAULT:REQUIRED?
Post by: Baffler on December 31, 2014, 11:58:55 pm
WWUD if someone punched his baby?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 01, 2015, 01:31:51 am
WWUD if someone punched her baby?
Post by: pisskop on January 01, 2015, 01:36:29 am
WWUD if she could roll back the game version?
Post by: VoxieG on January 01, 2015, 03:58:35 am
WWUD if he was a ghost?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 01, 2015, 04:02:59 pm
WWUD if given a pet chinchilla?
Post by: mate888 on January 01, 2015, 06:16:29 pm
WWUD if he was a legendary tanner whose arms got ripped off?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on January 01, 2015, 10:25:19 pm
Urist Mcarmless has become a legendary Gelder!
The Gelder kicks the <insert creature name here> in the <CENSORED>!
It is a gelding blow!
WWUD if his arms and feet were ripped off.
Post by: Adragis on January 02, 2015, 04:34:55 am
WWUD if he was a god?
Post by: VoxieG on January 02, 2015, 05:29:39 am
WWUD if he was a caravan guard?
Post by: Adragis on January 02, 2015, 05:31:22 am
WWUD if he was necromancer?
Post by: VoxieG on January 02, 2015, 05:33:57 am
WWUD if he was a werebeast?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 02, 2015, 06:11:26 am
WWUD if he was a vampire?
Post by: Adragis on January 02, 2015, 06:12:46 am
WWUD if he was banished from dwarf society?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 02, 2015, 12:19:35 pm
WWUD if trying to catch an airborne large predator?
Post by: Adragis on January 02, 2015, 12:33:32 pm
WWUD if he was called Bokor?
Post by: Dorsidwarf on January 03, 2015, 06:19:13 am
WWBD if he encountered an adventurer holding a fluffy wambler?
Post by: Dark One on January 03, 2015, 06:28:41 am
WWBD if he asked WWUD do?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 03, 2015, 07:09:47 am
WWUD if someone tried to tell him that bloodstains decrease the value of clothing?
Post by: Adragis on January 03, 2015, 07:25:12 am
WWUD if his blood was laced with mud?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 03, 2015, 09:19:36 am
WWUD if there are flames from the surface and trolls from the depths?
Post by: Adragis on January 03, 2015, 09:42:29 am
The spinning saguaro fruit strikes the troll in the left lower leg, fracturing the bone!
WWUD if he was a troll?
Post by: Baffler on January 03, 2015, 06:01:19 pm
WWUD if told he was the chosen one with no further explanation, and that he had to join the speaker on their adventures?
Post by: VoxieG on January 03, 2015, 06:49:15 pm
WWUD if he was stranded in the frozen wastes?
Post by: Graknorke on January 03, 2015, 06:55:22 pm
WWUD in Soviet Russia?
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 03, 2015, 06:56:04 pm
WWUD if magma didn't exist?
Post by: VoxieG on January 03, 2015, 07:01:02 pm
WWUD if he wasn't really a dwarf at all, but rather a plump helmet man?
Post by: pisskop on January 03, 2015, 07:10:28 pm
WWUD if plump helmet men went to arms over their less mobile brethren?
Post by: Graknorke on January 03, 2015, 07:15:08 pm
WWUD trying to domesticate a dragon?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 03, 2015, 07:30:07 pm
WWUD if the dragon died from alcohol poisoning?
Post by: TD1 on January 03, 2015, 09:01:05 pm
WWUD if all booze in the world suddenly could be turned to adamantine, though afterwards no booze would be left?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 04, 2015, 01:36:48 am
WWUD if elves acquired a GCS?
Post by: Dorsidwarf on January 04, 2015, 06:08:21 am
WWUD if the whole world went white?
Post by: Adragis on January 04, 2015, 12:07:03 pm
WWUD if there was no booze?
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 04, 2015, 05:10:11 pm
WWUD if the booze stockpile was crawling with clowns?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on January 04, 2015, 07:26:57 pm
WWUD if no fear existed?
Post by: Adragis on January 05, 2015, 02:21:26 am
WWUD if he was a coward?
Post by: Baffler on January 05, 2015, 02:31:17 am
WWUD if caught in a crossfire between goblin and human archers?
Post by: Scruffy on January 05, 2015, 04:46:39 am
WWUD if there was no metal
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 05, 2015, 08:10:23 am
WWUD if there was magma aquifiers?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 05, 2015, 08:35:18 am
Wwud if Uirst and his expedition team somehow started in the caverns with no access to the outside?
Post by: Dark One on January 05, 2015, 08:49:48 am
WWUD If blind cave ogre caravan?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 05, 2015, 08:53:59 am
Wwud if he and his team found a magma lake on the surface.
Post by: Adragis on January 05, 2015, 01:58:13 pm
WWUD if there was no earth to strike?
Post by: Dark One on January 05, 2015, 02:17:27 pm
WWUD if striked air starts to fall on Urists head?
Post by: Areyar on January 05, 2015, 03:10:37 pm
WWUD if there were no tomorrow?
Post by: Baffler on January 05, 2015, 05:56:42 pm
WWUD if he was a legendary weaponsmith, but was assigned to haul instead when migrating to a new fortress?
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 05, 2015, 06:51:24 pm
WWUD if he got attacked by a Fire Narwhal-Dragon?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on January 05, 2015, 11:55:24 pm
WWUD if she was hunting a Dragon?
Post by: Arcvasti on January 06, 2015, 12:05:14 am
What would Urist do if they were presented with bubblegum?
Post by: Adragis on January 06, 2015, 03:05:40 am
WWUD if there were cellphones in DF?
Post by: ArKFallen on January 06, 2015, 08:18:19 am
Make an artifact mitten out of it.Become doctor and diagnose everything as acute radiation poisoning. Learn Surgery.
WWUD if there were cellphones in DF?
WWUD if plump helmets refused to grow to grow underground?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 06, 2015, 09:12:51 am
WWUD if there were no more underground plants?
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 06, 2015, 01:39:29 pm
WWUD if his pet Strat kitty formed a civ?
Post by: Baffler on January 06, 2015, 02:24:21 pm
WWUD if a balrog wandered in from the caverns and started to placidly admire various pieces of furniture?
Post by: Adragis on January 06, 2015, 02:29:03 pm
WWUD if he was a Legendary gelder?
Post by: origamiscienceguy on January 06, 2015, 03:09:20 pm
WWUD if he married an elf?
Post by: Baffler on January 06, 2015, 04:38:16 pm
WWUD if he and his wife were given stewardship over the fort's orphaned babies and children?
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 06, 2015, 06:04:00 pm
WWUD if he was playing Lost Vikings?
Post by: Adragis on January 07, 2015, 03:01:26 am
WWUD if there were no unhappy thoughts?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 07, 2015, 03:30:17 am
WWUD if infinite integer?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 07, 2015, 04:06:48 am
Wwud with a dog that whines perpetually?
Post by: Insanegame27 on January 07, 2015, 04:12:25 am
WWUD if a roc, dragon, BC, steel colossus, candy colossus, balrog and giant elephant arrived commanded by a lone elf
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 07, 2015, 05:35:02 am
WWUD if a clown caravan arrived?
Post by: Adragis on January 07, 2015, 10:26:52 am
WWUD if he was the demons?
Post by: Dark One on January 07, 2015, 02:23:07 pm
WWUD if Urist knew that They know that He doesn't really knows?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 07, 2015, 03:13:20 pm
WWUD if it was going to be really cold tomorrow?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 07, 2015, 04:06:21 pm
Wwud if he could not dig deeper?
Post by: Sumyunguy on January 07, 2015, 07:21:54 pm
WWUD if was caught outside during a goblin siege?
Post by: Arcvasti on January 07, 2015, 08:46:07 pm
What would Urist do if a vengeful carp god attacked him for slaughtering so many of its lesser brethren?
Post by: heydude6 on January 07, 2015, 09:51:40 pm
WWUD if he was a carp
Post by: Arcvasti on January 07, 2015, 09:58:00 pm
What would Urist do if he was a zombie whale?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 08, 2015, 05:25:26 am
What would Urist do if abbreviations ceased to exist?
Post by: IronTomato on January 08, 2015, 09:22:52 am
WWUD If he contracted rockjoint?
Post by: Adragis on January 08, 2015, 10:51:50 am
WWUD if he was a walking cloud of miasma?
Post by: Dark One on January 08, 2015, 04:11:44 pm
Miasma man has been strucked down!
WWUD If Urist met HollisticDetective?
Post by: maxcat61 on January 09, 2015, 07:39:36 pm
HollisticDetective hits Urist in the head with a *dwarf leather backpack* and the injured part explodes into gore.
WWUD if he lost all his limbs?
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 09, 2015, 07:41:21 pm
WWUD if there was WereUrists?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 09, 2015, 07:42:05 pm
Transform every full moon into a dwarf.
WWUD if given a button instead of a lever?
Post by: evictedSaint on January 09, 2015, 09:06:27 pm
WWUD if he
Post by: pisskop on January 09, 2015, 09:08:54 pm
WWUD if the economy came back online?
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 09, 2015, 09:15:16 pm
WWUD if he discovered a Blind Plump Helmet Ogre underground?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 09, 2015, 09:20:02 pm
WWUD if he became a plump helmet man?
Post by: maxcat61 on January 09, 2015, 10:11:33 pm
WWUD if there were flaming neathercap booze barrels?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 10, 2015, 04:24:13 am
WWUD if he realised boozesplosions did not actual exist?
Post by: Adragis on January 10, 2015, 07:38:25 am
WWUD if AI went AWOL ASAP?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 13, 2015, 08:14:20 am
WWUD if this thread died?
Post by: Adragis on January 13, 2015, 10:37:08 am
WWUD if he was a saguaro fruit merchant?
Post by: Baffler on January 13, 2015, 11:04:01 am
WWUD if gnomes laid siege to the drink stockpile?
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 13, 2015, 12:06:01 pm
WWUD if magma-immune goblin siege?
Post by: Adragis on January 13, 2015, 01:53:24 pm
WWUD if there was only magma and SMR?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 13, 2015, 02:43:38 pm
WWUD if they had a tummyache?
Post by: pisskop on January 14, 2015, 12:14:03 am
WWUD if he was a 'Rockstar'?
Post by: Chevaleresse on January 14, 2015, 12:28:07 am
WWUD if a rock fell from the sky and crushed the only brewer?
Post by: Baffler on January 14, 2015, 12:34:38 am
WWUD if the overseer enacted a policy of benign neglect, in which everyone in the fort was required to ignore mandates and demands on pain of hammering?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 14, 2015, 04:42:12 am
WWUD if dwarfblight existed?
Post by: Adragis on January 14, 2015, 10:37:39 am
WWUD if there were no socks?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 14, 2015, 12:18:36 pm
WWUD if an invading forgotten beast was their favorite color?
Post by: Nidilap on January 14, 2015, 05:12:10 pm
What would Urist do if he were Monarch?
Post by: heydude6 on January 14, 2015, 06:34:04 pm
What WWUD if he was the monarch from battlefailed
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 14, 2015, 10:46:28 pm
Overseer has been happy lately. He was annoyed by an annoying noble demand. He was satisfied after seeing an annoying dorf die.
What would Urist McCat Lady do if her 16 kittens suddenly became clowns?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on January 14, 2015, 11:22:06 pm
WWUD if she had a child on the battlefield?
Post by: Arcvasti on January 15, 2015, 12:23:27 am
What would Urist do if they made an artifact out of antimatter?
Post by: origamiscienceguy on January 15, 2015, 12:29:41 am
WUUD if that brought back everything ever atom-smashed.
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 15, 2015, 05:28:27 am
WWUD if he realised he was just but a part in a massive computer game?
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 15, 2015, 09:16:52 am
WWUD if his wife gave birth to a gobbo?
Post by: Baffler on January 15, 2015, 11:12:47 am
WWUD if there were goblin infiltrators trying to subvert the fortress, and only
Post by: Badger Storm on January 15, 2015, 03:15:23 pm
WWUD if they are thrilled by evil weather but retain their intelligence and personality?
Post by: Arcvasti on January 15, 2015, 05:25:03 pm
What would Urist do if they had chainsaws for arms?
Post by: ELF-rhymer on January 16, 2015, 05:59:04 am
Urkurk McGoblin is severely decapitated by Chainsaw!!!
Urist McChainsawHands stops Drink, barrel is destroyed.
Urist McChainsawHands has gone berserk!
Probably an interesting end for a fortress being painted all red...
WWUD if he can enter a secretive mood multiple times?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 16, 2015, 09:06:12 am
WWud if those artifacts were made from Devine metals
(How can you get those in fort mode anyways?)
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 16, 2015, 09:58:38 am
WWUD if the elves had nuclear warheads?
Post by: tonnot98 on January 16, 2015, 12:47:40 pm
WWUD if trolls are about to attack the purring maggot farm?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 16, 2015, 02:55:54 pm
WWUD if they ran across a giant version of their hated vermin?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on January 16, 2015, 03:56:36 pm
WWUD if I forgot to leave a question?
Post by: Areyar on January 16, 2015, 05:49:22 pm
WWUD with a caravan of elves drinking all the alcohol in the Tavern?
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 16, 2015, 07:24:24 pm
WWUD if Godzilla attack?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 16, 2015, 10:36:31 pm
WWUD if Godzilla was FIREIMMUNE_SUPER?
Post by: heydude6 on January 16, 2015, 10:54:43 pm
WWUD if dwarf fortress became a perfect simulator of reality
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 16, 2015, 10:58:46 pm
What would Urist McWeresloth do if he transformed while drinking a barrel of Sunshine?
Post by: Arcvasti on January 16, 2015, 11:14:59 pm
What would Urist McDracula[I do not drink... vine. Or beer. Or ale. Or rum. I am depressed.] do if vampires burned up in sunlight?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 17, 2015, 12:15:30 am
What would the goblins do if they discovered that the dwarfs are more evil than them?
Post by: Arcvasti on January 17, 2015, 12:24:19 am
What would Urist McFormerMayor do if they were assigned permanent gelding duty as a punishment for making annoying mandates?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 17, 2015, 12:59:53 am
WWUD if his ethics allowed the butchering of sentients?
Post by: Adragis on January 17, 2015, 10:14:26 am
WWUD if after this he saw the error of his ways?
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 17, 2015, 10:21:54 am
WWUD if goblin caravan?
Post by: Adragis on January 17, 2015, 12:50:11 pm
WWUD if he was an artefact dwarf?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 17, 2015, 01:05:01 pm
WWUD if someone made an inappropriate statue of him "embracing" ibexes?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 17, 2015, 07:56:22 pm
Wwud if he had to chose between an adamantine cape or an adamantine glove
Probably attract a ridiculous number of goblins. (Time to !!SCIENCE!! ?)
(im trying to SCIENCE this but I cant find any vaults right now...any ideas?......im going to start a divine metals SCIENCE thread wana come with? *puts on labcoat* ....when I get my hands on those divine metals im going to make a liquid darkness lab coat.)
Post by: Arcvasti on January 17, 2015, 07:57:17 pm
What would Urist do if they fell off a stepladder?
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 17, 2015, 08:01:10 pm
WWUD if the legendary gelder have gonne beserk and gelded all the plump helmets? (Don't ask me how)
Post by: Graknorke on January 17, 2015, 08:09:41 pm
WWUD if he were the dwarf in the Safety Dance video?
Post by: GannonDork on January 19, 2015, 04:04:40 pm
The fort pulls out its "backup" of plump helmet seeds. It's not as if there's ever a shortage.He would decide that being in a pop music video/partying was more important then pushing the lever to keep the bronze colossus out of the fortress to save Urist McLegendaryBrewer.
WWUD if he were the dwarf in the Safety Dance video?
WWUD if heroine was in dwarf fortress.
Post by: Arcvasti on January 19, 2015, 07:29:01 pm
What would Urist do if they had a pet werecavy?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 19, 2015, 07:39:43 pm
wwud if he got a fire men caravam
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 19, 2015, 10:01:37 pm
WWUD if wagon caravan?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 19, 2015, 11:18:44 pm
WWUD if the wagon civ declared war?
Post by: Arcvasti on January 19, 2015, 11:22:45 pm
What would Urist do if inanimate objects could breed?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 20, 2015, 01:00:37 am
wwud after the above happened
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 20, 2015, 04:36:26 am
WWUD if poor grammar?
Post by: Baffler on January 20, 2015, 09:46:11 am
WWUD if an elf caravan guard beat him in a dice game?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 20, 2015, 01:53:18 pm
the elf has been struck down.
wwud if sieged by dragons
Post by: Badger Storm on January 20, 2015, 01:57:04 pm
WWUD if their friend was so depressed that they burst into tears over really stupid things?
Post by: Erils on January 20, 2015, 03:46:50 pm
Urist's friend has been struck down
Urist has calmed down.
Urist is striken by melancholy!
WWUD if he couldn't throw a tantrum?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 20, 2015, 03:54:12 pm
WWUD if dwarves discovered Prozac?
Post by: GannonDork on January 20, 2015, 05:38:27 pm
Run around babbling, then promptly go catatonic.Mass abortion of all dwarven babies and children, their clothes are sold to buy prozac for the whole fortress.
WWUD if dwarves discovered Prozac?
WWUD if he found a were sperm-whale
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 20, 2015, 06:15:15 pm
WWUD if his fort was cursed to recieve every migration wave composed of 8 childs and a couple of a gelder and a cheesemaker FOREVER?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on January 20, 2015, 06:24:22 pm
WWUD if he was a demon?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 20, 2015, 09:17:30 pm
wwud if.....we ran out of questions?
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 20, 2015, 09:23:21 pm
WWUD if plump helmet men FB? Beware its delicious flesh!
Post by: Arcvasti on January 20, 2015, 09:34:20 pm
But wait...
Plump helment man FB! Beware its delicious flesh AND POISONOUS BLOOD
Urist McMilitiadwarf has melted x10
What would Urist do if Gnomeblight was drinkable?
Post by: pisskop on January 20, 2015, 09:42:34 pm
WWUD if the mountainhomes tried Prohibition?
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 20, 2015, 09:48:49 pm
WWUD if he was Heavy Bleeding and in intense pain, while Urist McMedic and legendary party thrower, the only fortress medic, was throwing a party?
Post by: Arcvasti on January 20, 2015, 11:55:30 pm
Urist's Medical Conditions:
His left lung is missing. His right lung is being used as a makeshift surgical glove.
What would Urist McLyemaker do if they discovered how to make lutefisk?
Post by: Baffler on January 20, 2015, 11:59:29 pm
WWUD if the beekeeping industry collapsed?
Post by: Adragis on January 21, 2015, 02:44:52 am
WWUD if there was the ability for beekeeper dwarfs to use their bees as weapons?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 21, 2015, 04:29:53 am
WWUD if Beer is mispelled?
Post by: Adragis on January 21, 2015, 12:09:19 pm
WWUD if dwarf was misspelled?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 21, 2015, 12:23:04 pm
WWUD if they had a wicked earache?
Post by: Adragis on January 21, 2015, 02:00:04 pm
WWUD if there were no surgeon?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 21, 2015, 02:25:24 pm
WWUD if he woke up with a bowl of dwarf ear stew?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 21, 2015, 03:07:38 pm
WWUD if she discovered the joys of coffee?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 21, 2015, 04:37:31 pm
WWUD if there was a rebellion on her coffee plantation?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 22, 2015, 05:07:11 am
WWUD if the magma pump stack was dry?
Post by: Baffler on January 22, 2015, 09:59:21 am
What would Urist McDabblingMechanic do if the voices in his head demanded he produce an analytical engine? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analytical_Engine)
Post by: Badger Storm on January 22, 2015, 12:09:14 pm
WWUD if the fort caught a werebeast/reptile man in a cage and had the blighter at their mercy?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 22, 2015, 01:29:25 pm
Wwud if the overseer said to do something else with it?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 22, 2015, 03:25:20 pm
WWUD if she had a hankering for chocolate chip cookies?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 22, 2015, 04:26:41 pm
wwud if he/she was super awesome.
Post by: Arcvasti on January 22, 2015, 07:07:13 pm
What would Urist do if they were supposed to cook biscuits out of syrups and wine?
Post by: Tawa on January 22, 2015, 08:19:06 pm
WWUD if DF randomly became a turn-based strategy game one day?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on January 22, 2015, 08:27:25 pm
WWUD if she used her baby as a shield and it died?
Post by: Arcvasti on January 22, 2015, 11:23:36 pm
or, just as likely:
Urist McMilitiaMember cancels store item in tomb: Interrupted by goblin x99
What would Urist McHammerer do if they were issued a slade warhammer?
Post by: Adragis on January 23, 2015, 02:26:56 am
WWUD if there were no trees?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 23, 2015, 04:27:19 am
WWUD if the could someone explain thread died?
Post by: Adragis on January 23, 2015, 10:38:33 am
WWUD if he broke the fourth wall?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 23, 2015, 10:40:50 am
Uirst never has enough booze
WWud if uirst did have enough.
Post by: Badger Storm on January 23, 2015, 12:12:03 pm
WWUD if there were medicinal herbs available to treat injuries and syndromes?
Post by: Adragis on January 23, 2015, 01:20:51 pm
WWUD if lungs were livers?
Post by: GannonDork on January 23, 2015, 02:12:03 pm
Use them to make clothes.They Already Are...
WWUD if lungs were livers?
WWUD if there was no wiki?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 23, 2015, 02:15:24 pm
The wiki is unreliable anyways
Wwud if the wiki was reliable?
Post by: GannonDork on January 23, 2015, 02:52:21 pm
Just ask the fourmsThe fun would need to step up its game then...
The wiki is unreliable anyways
Wwud if the wiki was reliable?
WWUD if your IRL Wife/Husband/GF/BF/Significant Other became mayor and started making mandates?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 23, 2015, 03:07:26 pm
WWUD if there was in-game barbecue?
Post by: GannonDork on January 23, 2015, 03:51:00 pm
Joke's on you, I'm single and rather unattractive.Kittens would fine new meaning in life...
WWUD if there was in-game barbecue?
WWUD if an elf poisoned Toady One's Doritos stash and killed him?
Post by: Arcvasti on January 24, 2015, 01:19:39 am
A few weeks of material gathering later...
Urist has created a Toady-bone video game!
What would Urist do if they accidentally turned their spouse into a table in a fell mood?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 24, 2015, 01:33:38 am
WWUD if EA bought over DF?
Post by: Adragis on January 24, 2015, 04:32:26 am
WWUD if he ran EA Games?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 24, 2015, 09:27:21 am
Cooperate Greed has been struck down!
WWUD if the elves ran EA?
Post by: Adragis on January 24, 2015, 10:58:07 am
ASSASSIN'S CREED MCXVII: WARHAMMER 40K: BATTLEFORGE: SMASH: MARIO BROTHERS: BLACK FLAG
God save us all
WWUD if he was Commander Shepard
Post by: LuckyKobold on January 24, 2015, 11:02:46 am
WWUD if he suddenly grew a third eye on his forehead?
Post by: Working Ogretime on January 24, 2015, 10:38:18 pm
WWUD if he accidentally fell into the circus?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 25, 2015, 03:24:40 am
The flying head strikes the Ash Fiend in the torso and the part is cloven asunder!
Urist McVictim has been struck down.
Ash Fiend has been struck down.
WWUD if meals were no longer a mush of various animal fats?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 25, 2015, 08:00:23 am
WWUD on Hell's Kitchen?
Post by: Dark One on January 25, 2015, 09:58:29 am
Sorry. Urist can't hear your question over the crunching from his dwarven sugar roast.
WWUD on Hell's Kitchen?
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=147805.0
WWUD If Armok was no more?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 25, 2015, 12:43:05 pm
Wwud if he lived a peaceful life
Post by: Working Ogretime on January 25, 2015, 01:18:56 pm
WWUD if he had two more arms sprouting from his waist?
Post by: Adragis on January 26, 2015, 02:47:53 am
WWUD if the circus was generated above ground?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 27, 2015, 05:18:32 am
WWUD if the elves had candy?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 27, 2015, 06:56:02 am
Wwud if under siege by candy wielding elves?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 27, 2015, 08:09:37 am
WWUD if candy had been desecrated by the elves?
Post by: Lagslayer on January 27, 2015, 09:51:05 am
WWUD if he had the power to turn booze into fluffy wamblers?
Post by: Adragis on January 27, 2015, 11:20:56 am
WWUD if he was a fluffy wambler?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 27, 2015, 11:34:44 am
Wwud if he was a bronze colossus
Post by: Baffler on January 27, 2015, 12:57:11 pm
WWUD if that same kobold led an ambush squad to attack the fortress?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 28, 2015, 08:16:54 am
WWUD if he got asked the same questions over and over and over again?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 28, 2015, 08:49:15 am
wwud if fire man ninjas
Post by: Badger Storm on January 28, 2015, 06:14:48 pm
WWUD if blizzard man ninjas?
Post by: escondida on January 29, 2015, 11:25:26 am
WWUD if told to engrave the ceiling?
Post by: Baffler on January 29, 2015, 12:00:49 pm
A section of the cavern has collapsed!
WWUD if the human merchants were really pushy about selling her a cruise on the River of Flowing?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 29, 2015, 02:42:52 pm
WWUD if everyone in the fortress got snowed in?
Post by: Adragis on January 30, 2015, 02:17:51 am
So basically alcoholic water.
WWUD if rocks could be made into booze?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 30, 2015, 05:09:09 am
So basically alcoholic mud.
WWUD if there are references he cannot understand?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 30, 2015, 05:42:12 am
WWUD if acne?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 30, 2015, 09:16:00 am
WWUD if he makes friends with an elf?
Post by: Baffler on January 30, 2015, 12:03:53 pm
WWUD if everyone in the fort except him was about to snap from the stress?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 30, 2015, 12:28:42 pm
WWUD if they were ruler of the troglodytes?
Post by: The Big D on January 30, 2015, 08:54:28 pm
What would Urist do if he was suddenly trapped inside a slade boulder?
Post by: heydude6 on January 30, 2015, 09:49:09 pm
WWUD if adventure mode and fort mode were seamlessly integrated together?
Post by: The Big D on January 30, 2015, 11:00:15 pm
What would Urist do if she was able to make booze out of blood?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on January 31, 2015, 02:05:39 am
WWUD if booze had absolute zero as its boiling point?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 31, 2015, 08:04:47 am
Post by: Badger Storm on January 31, 2015, 10:06:14 am
Post by: heydude6 on January 31, 2015, 02:06:30 pm
WWUD if aliens invaded in UFOs?
MAGMA............................................................................ mist
WWUD if he wrote a will?
Post by: Badger Storm on January 31, 2015, 02:12:31 pm
WWUD if he found a problem that nothing, not even magma - especially not magma - could solve?
Post by: Arcvasti on January 31, 2015, 02:44:51 pm
What would Urist do if they had no eyebrows?
Post by: The Big D on February 01, 2015, 04:05:38 am
WWUD if a noble commandeered her rooms?
fucken nobles
Post by: Graknorke on February 01, 2015, 04:10:08 am
WWUD were she on gate guard duty when an adventurer wanted to visit the fort?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 01, 2015, 04:25:36 am
WWUD if a rock throwing sneaking adventurer was in the fort?
Post by: Adragis on February 01, 2015, 04:42:17 am
WWUD if sneaking removed?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 01, 2015, 08:11:07 am
WWUD if elephants had magma?
Post by: Adragis on February 01, 2015, 03:10:16 pm
WWUD if Urist Christ appeared to save them?
Post by: Arcvasti on February 01, 2015, 04:05:27 pm
What would Urist do if he was in a minecart jousting competition?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 02, 2015, 12:42:03 am
WWUD if he was accused of cheating by filling his minecart with magma?
Post by: The Big D on February 02, 2015, 04:06:44 am
What would Urist do if goblins kidnapped Urist McUrist?
(Mc means son of)
Post by: blazing glory on February 02, 2015, 04:29:04 am
WWUD if time paradoxes?
Post by: Badger Storm on February 03, 2015, 08:35:53 am
WWUD if caught snooping as usual?
Post by: Badger Storm on February 05, 2015, 08:31:42 am
WWUD if faced with a titan that was a cat composed of troll fur socks?
Post by: mydwarfsarentallthatbad on February 05, 2015, 06:48:38 pm
WWUD if his family was accidentally made into a fine meal>
Post by: heydude6 on February 05, 2015, 06:55:46 pm
WWUD if dwarves were able to lie about their moods.
Post by: Baffler on February 05, 2015, 07:36:13 pm
WWUD if Bomrek McBrewer burst into the tavern shouting about how he'd invented a horse milk based alcoholic beverage? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumis)
Post by: Arcvasti on February 05, 2015, 08:01:44 pm
What would Urist do if bees were the only source of alcohol left in the fortress?
Post by: Kamamura on February 05, 2015, 08:11:56 pm
What would Urist do if he found out he can cast spells?
Post by: Adragis on February 06, 2015, 01:58:49 am
WWUD if there was an army of booze husks?
Post by: FallenAngel on February 06, 2015, 10:44:19 am
WWUD if he had a really long straw made of stone?
Post by: Adragis on February 06, 2015, 11:23:32 am
WWUD if stone booze in stone tankard drunk with stone straw?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 07, 2015, 09:10:10 am
WWUD if weeping angels?
Post by: heydude6 on February 07, 2015, 11:14:49 am
And then a vampire comes in.
WWUD if the overseer was in charge of constructing an SCP containment facility and the overseer took his job seriously.
Post by: Baffler on February 08, 2015, 01:34:51 am
WWUD in a fortress that actually had demand for his time-honed potash making skills?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 08, 2015, 03:10:32 am
WWUD if DF had British Spelling?
Post by: Insanegame27 on February 08, 2015, 03:19:34 am
3 months later
"Hold men, Hold, men, Hold... Hold... And they rushed in"
WWUD if no stereotypes
Post by: Adragis on February 08, 2015, 04:04:14 am
WWUD if there was no spoon?
Post by: Enchiridion on February 08, 2015, 04:55:33 am
WWUD if he was aware?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 08, 2015, 09:13:52 am
WWUD if the forces of the elves are closing in on the last Mountainhome and all magma has been obsidianised?
Post by: Adragis on February 08, 2015, 02:21:04 pm
WWUD if he WAS the danger?
Post by: jaxler on February 09, 2015, 02:24:49 am
Drop the Mountainhome on them.
WWUD if he WAS the danger?
Run away then five seconds later once he's safe run directly back to the source of his fear.
WWUD if he he woke up at night and was /really/ thirsty?
Post by: Badger Storm on February 09, 2015, 08:28:17 am
WWUD if her best friend got bitten by a werechinchilla?
Post by: mate888 on February 09, 2015, 01:45:55 pm
WWUD if berserk werechinchilla in the fort you were trading with?
Post by: Adragis on February 09, 2015, 02:11:38 pm
WWUD if he was one with the magma?
Post by: Badger Storm on February 09, 2015, 02:46:39 pm
WWUD in a pile of fluffy wamblers?
Post by: Adragis on February 09, 2015, 03:20:48 pm
WWUD in a Mario game?
Post by: Mishrak on February 09, 2015, 03:30:08 pm
WWUD if he had to chose his own danger room upright spikes?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 10, 2015, 04:52:05 am
WWUD if Unicode?
Post by: Badger Storm on February 10, 2015, 02:52:29 pm
WWUD if having a religious crisis?
Post by: mate888 on February 10, 2015, 03:08:53 pm
A vile force of Darkness has arrived!
"Oh. Then you are real. You are going to punish me for my lack of faith, aren't you?"
Your fortress has crumbled to an end.
WWUD if he was lost in the caverns only accompanied by a child, a training axe that he grew attached to and a fuckton of crundles?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 11, 2015, 04:53:00 am
WWUD if Dwarven Childcare?
Post by: Badger Storm on February 11, 2015, 12:17:14 pm
WWUD if all dwarves had huge knockers regardless of sex?
Post by: tonnot98 on February 11, 2015, 01:22:55 pm
WWUD if his knockers were being fondled?
Post by: Badger Storm on February 11, 2015, 02:44:44 pm
WWUD if pies were an option in the kitchen?
Post by: mate888 on February 11, 2015, 05:21:32 pm
Return the favor, obviously.((Not releted: Your profile picture, m8. I can't help myself))
WWUD if pies were an option in the kitchen?
Explode with joy and fatness.
WWUD if vampire mayor?
Post by: Working Ogretime on February 11, 2015, 08:11:04 pm
WWUD if the elves were actually kind, considerate individuals that didn't mind his tree cutting?
Post by: Graknorke on February 11, 2015, 08:12:51 pm
WWUD if somebody was in his swamp?
Post by: Working Ogretime on February 11, 2015, 08:46:16 pm
WWUD if a 9 year old prayed to him every night?
Post by: The Big D on February 12, 2015, 04:17:33 am
WWUD if the fort got a migrant wave of 1200 legendary cheesemakers and no cows (and no fps death)?
Post by: endlessblaze on February 12, 2015, 06:49:07 am
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 12, 2015, 08:56:44 am
Post by: Lagslayer on February 12, 2015, 10:14:01 am
WWUD if he had 9001 mermaids in a cage?
Post by: Working Ogretime on February 12, 2015, 11:31:01 am
WWUD if 60 undead began a siege on his fortress and he only had 4 soldiers?
Post by: mate888 on February 12, 2015, 11:51:27 am
Kill them, and find a way to transport them to the real world to fuck with us.Remember those 1200 legendary cheesemakers? Throw all of them to the undead. Eventually they will
WWUD if 60 undead began a siege on his fortress and he only had 4 soldiers?
WWUD if one of the cheesemakers sent to fight the undead was his husband?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 12, 2015, 12:13:07 pm
WWUD if green skinned space dwarf babes?
Post by: Badger Storm on February 12, 2015, 12:25:26 pm
WWUD if there were giant black widow spiders in the game?
Post by: Adragis on February 13, 2015, 02:18:46 am
Urist McMiner cancels Run away from GBW: attacked by GCS
and so on until he dies
WWUD if he was a GCS?
Post by: Badger Storm on February 13, 2015, 12:08:42 pm
WWUD if they knew how to shot web?
Post by: Adragis on February 13, 2015, 12:23:40 pm
WWUD if he was one of the hashashin?
Post by: Badger Storm on February 13, 2015, 02:36:52 pm
WWUD if Armok was a woman?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 13, 2015, 02:49:01 pm
Wwud if armok demanded reparations?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 13, 2015, 03:53:21 pm
WWUD if temperature was turned off?
Post by: endlessblaze on February 13, 2015, 05:04:24 pm
What would urist do in NetHack?
Post by: Arcvasti on February 13, 2015, 09:15:04 pm
What would Urist do if they could teleport?
Post by: ArKFallen on February 13, 2015, 11:55:28 pm
What would Urist do if they could teleport?Urist cancels move: stuck in lead block wall.
WWUD if dwarves could breathe and path through liquids?
Post by: Dark One on February 14, 2015, 03:41:15 am
WWUD If dwarves could breathe and path through liquids, and were magma resistant?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 14, 2015, 03:54:25 am
WWUD if webbed?
Post by: Adragis on February 14, 2015, 04:01:09 am
WWUD if he was forced to smoke weed everyday, 360 noscope and get rekt by MLGs?
Post by: Working Ogretime on February 14, 2015, 09:23:15 am
WWUD if the Illuminati attacked?
Post by: Adragis on February 14, 2015, 11:17:00 am
WWUD if no more overpowered sneaking?
Post by: Working Ogretime on February 14, 2015, 11:42:27 am
WWUD if he was sent to the year 2015 and was tasked with taking down ISIS?
Post by: Arcvasti on February 14, 2015, 01:33:09 pm
What would Urist do if they were tasked with making an artifact roast?
Post by: Adragis on February 14, 2015, 01:33:50 pm
NUTRITION
WWUD if nutrition was in DF?
Post by: endlessblaze on February 14, 2015, 01:43:21 pm
Wwud in if he was an elf in nethack? (just a reminder, elves have some of the best starting equipment)
Post by: Arcvasti on February 14, 2015, 01:50:57 pm
What would Urist do if sentients were butcherable?
Post by: endlessblaze on February 14, 2015, 01:54:04 pm
Wwud if in nethack with elf bone armor, weapons one bolts?
(I have been playing a lot of nethack lately the dungeons are consuming me)
Post by: Crust13 on February 14, 2015, 03:47:51 pm
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 15, 2015, 12:14:39 am
WWUD if in the Gnomish Mines in Nethack?
Post by: endlessblaze on February 15, 2015, 12:28:48 am
Wwud if he and cacame aewmednaide were both trapped in nethack together?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 15, 2015, 02:45:15 am
WWUD on an ascension run?
Post by: Adragis on February 15, 2015, 03:45:39 am
WWUD if he was Groot?
Post by: Badger Storm on February 15, 2015, 07:16:33 pm
WWUD if they reached god tier?
Post by: heydude6 on February 15, 2015, 07:50:10 pm
WWUD if dwarf fortress was complete
Post by: endlessblaze on February 15, 2015, 08:10:13 pm
wwud if dwarf fortress elves were suddenly replaced with the epic nethack elves?
Post by: Baffler on February 16, 2015, 12:25:58 am
WWUD if he couldn't handle the new badass elves?
Post by: Adragis on February 16, 2015, 05:36:48 am
WWUD if he WAS half a dwarf.
Post by: Badger Storm on February 16, 2015, 12:10:12 pm
WWUD if he was a furry?
Post by: Adragis on February 16, 2015, 02:38:00 pm
WWUD if he was a polar bear?
Post by: Rince Wind on February 16, 2015, 06:09:03 pm
WwUd if he got stolen by a kea?
Post by: Graknorke on February 16, 2015, 07:13:00 pm
This is the birdpocalypse.
WWUD if she discovered the secrets of creating the different kinds of sportsball?
Post by: Rince Wind on February 16, 2015, 07:54:18 pm
Urist cancels kill goblin, playing socc...
Urist cancels play soccer, playing basketball...
Urist has died of thirst.
WWUD if bloodbowl was a thing in her world?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 16, 2015, 10:13:20 pm
WWUD if poison could be harnessed and used?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 17, 2015, 12:17:24 am
WWUD if someone suggested releasing the forces of *redacted* to fight the husks?
Post by: Adragis on February 17, 2015, 04:13:19 am
WWUD if [DATA_EXPUNGED] was a valid token in the raws?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 17, 2015, 04:28:15 am
WWUD if he had a number pad?
Post by: Adragis on February 17, 2015, 06:08:53 am
WWUD if Urist biscuits?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 17, 2015, 10:46:59 pm
WW the other U do if he discovered that soylent beige wasn't actually made of cave wheat?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 18, 2015, 05:06:46 am
WWUD if he ran out of raw materials for soylent beer?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 18, 2015, 05:46:29 pm
WWUD if soylent elf roast was actually made of rope reed!?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 19, 2015, 01:56:46 am
Urist has gone berserk!
WWUD if a Vogon bard was in the meed hall?
Post by: Adragis on February 19, 2015, 03:45:26 am
WWUD if Pokémon?
Post by: Rince Wind on February 19, 2015, 11:40:27 am
WWUD if he invented the printing press? (for rock tablets, of course, paper is squishy, like elves)
Post by: Badger Storm on February 19, 2015, 12:25:49 pm
WWUD if the weather was going into the single digits (Fahrenheit)?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 19, 2015, 04:13:22 pm
WWUD if the walls were made of bloodthirsty lemmings?
Post by: origamiscienceguy on February 19, 2015, 04:26:39 pm
WUUD if everything that was EVER atom-smashed appeared in the air above Urist?
Post by: hops on February 19, 2015, 09:28:05 pm
WWUD if he is in year 40000, where everything is grimdark?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 19, 2015, 09:34:49 pm
WWUD if he was a commander in a real time strategy game?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 20, 2015, 05:29:22 am
WWUD if he was a commander in a real time strategy game without magma?
Post by: origamiscienceguy on February 20, 2015, 03:02:48 pm
WWUD if the map was completely underwater?
Post by: Baffler on February 20, 2015, 04:27:56 pm
WWUD if a group of merpeople captured a bunch of legendary metalworkers and craftsdwarves and demanded ☼1,999,999,999,999.95 in reparations for the bone farms in exchange for their return?
Post by: sum1confused on February 20, 2015, 05:17:12 pm
WWUD if their beard left them from greener pastures?
Post by: Rince Wind on February 20, 2015, 06:22:24 pm
WWUD if perpetual motion was no longer possible?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 20, 2015, 09:55:35 pm
WWUD if gear mechanisms could no longer support things?
Post by: Adragis on February 21, 2015, 02:39:33 am
WWUD if cave-in?
Post by: Rince Wind on February 21, 2015, 04:57:25 pm
WWUD if he invented the internet?
Post by: Arcvasti on February 22, 2015, 01:28:55 pm
What would Urist do if they had access to a Dwarven Computer?
Post by: Adragis on February 22, 2015, 01:38:20 pm
WWUD if Inception?
Post by: Graknorke on February 22, 2015, 06:40:25 pm
WWUD to attract customers to a newly opened tavern?
Post by: heydude6 on February 22, 2015, 07:17:59 pm
WWUD if a proper economy was implemented in dwarf fortress
Post by: Blastbeard on February 22, 2015, 09:23:06 pm
WWUD if lactose intolerance was a thing?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 23, 2015, 12:00:13 am
WWUD if her engravings came to life?
Post by: Baffler on February 23, 2015, 12:20:05 am
WWUD if he was made a server at the fortress' tavern to help with the group of demons that showed up for drinks?
Post by: blazing glory on February 23, 2015, 05:25:29 am
WWUD if a bunch of clowns were running around honking horns?
Post by: Blastbeard on February 23, 2015, 05:15:24 pm
WWUD is a mechanical voice that could be heard throughout the fortress began shouting "ASS DAY ASS DAY WOOP WOOP" over and over without end?
Post by: Tawa on February 23, 2015, 05:58:27 pm
What would Urist do if he wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was? [If] to catch [elves] was his real test, to burn them was his cause?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 23, 2015, 08:43:47 pm
WWUD if he was immune to the inebriating effects of alcohol?
Post by: heydude6 on February 23, 2015, 08:45:38 pm
WWUD if his fortress was the Castlevania castle?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on February 23, 2015, 09:37:36 pm
WWUD if WWUD replaced What Would Jesus Do?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 23, 2015, 10:01:05 pm
WWUD if he critically failed his farmer skill check?
Post by: blazing glory on February 23, 2015, 10:08:50 pm
What would Uristmcbrewer do if the farmer ate all the seeds?
Post by: 4maskwolf on February 23, 2015, 10:21:14 pm
What would Urist do if he was out woodcutting when a dragon arrived at the fortress?
Post by: Adragis on February 24, 2015, 02:18:34 am
WWUD if he was a blood man?
Post by: klefenz on February 24, 2015, 02:26:13 am
WWUD if he was assigned as a bartender in a tavern in HFS?
Post by: Adragis on February 24, 2015, 02:28:29 am
WWUD if dorfism was a virus?
Post by: Baffler on February 24, 2015, 09:24:43 am
WWUD if he was sent to patch a leak in the pipes at the bottom of the magma pump stack?
Post by: Badger Storm on February 24, 2015, 02:37:41 pm
WWUD if animal men held furry conventions after the arrival of each season's caravan?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 24, 2015, 02:53:01 pm
WWUD if he was never invited to any form of convention ever again?
Post by: Adragis on February 24, 2015, 03:01:31 pm
WWUD if he was a poster in WWUD?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 24, 2015, 03:05:43 pm
WWUD if a cat, a fluffy wambler, Toady, and Armok walked into a bar?
Post by: Graknorke on February 24, 2015, 06:52:18 pm
WWUD in order to cathch the lightening???
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on February 24, 2015, 06:54:10 pm
WWUD if FALCONNNNN PUNCH
Post by: Tawa on February 24, 2015, 07:43:09 pm
WWUD if he was stuck in a box with no way out?
Post by: Graknorke on February 24, 2015, 08:23:35 pm
WWUD if she needed to find a way to get dwarves dysfunctionally drunk?
Post by: Baffler on February 24, 2015, 09:29:31 pm
WWUD if all the "booze" in the fort could only make him less drunk?
Post by: Tawa on February 24, 2015, 09:35:41 pm
WWUD if he discovered the Hall-Héroult process?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 24, 2015, 09:47:34 pm
WWUD with all his aluminum?
Post by: Tawa on February 24, 2015, 09:57:51 pm
WWUD if the economy returned and forts ceased being communist?
Post by: Rince Wind on February 25, 2015, 12:48:43 pm
WWUD if he had access to some hard drugs?
Post by: Adragis on February 25, 2015, 01:12:37 pm
WWUD if rocks were hallucinogens?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 25, 2015, 01:24:29 pm
WWUD if he needed a better high?
Post by: Adragis on February 25, 2015, 01:25:53 pm
WWUD if we take 'stoned' in the execution sense?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 25, 2015, 01:35:28 pm
WWUD if he never asked for this?
Post by: Adragis on February 25, 2015, 01:39:03 pm
WWUD if cyborgs?
Post by: highmax28 on February 25, 2015, 08:40:32 pm
Be told 'what a shame' by a passing descendant of his.Urist would shout something about this being "dwarven smithing of the highest quality" and then proceed to use said cyborgs to destroy all the trees to destroy all the elves.
WWUD if cyborgs?
WWUD if he had to go to dwarven rehab because he drank too much?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 26, 2015, 11:33:23 am
WWUD if his steel battle ax had a magical intelligence?
Post by: Adragis on February 26, 2015, 11:56:10 am
WWUD if goblin migrants?
Post by: Rince Wind on February 26, 2015, 01:01:13 pm
WWUD if he found out that leather on thrones make those thinks more comfortable?
Post by: Baffler on February 26, 2015, 01:51:09 pm
WWUD if he suspected a leatherworker was trying to kill him?
Post by: tonnot98 on February 26, 2015, 02:32:40 pm
WWUD If he was prayed to by a 12 year old that wanted to make cheese?
Post by: Graknorke on February 26, 2015, 06:11:36 pm
WWUD to prepare for a journey across the world?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 27, 2015, 12:29:15 am
WWUD if Mormans moved in next door?
Post by: Arcvasti on February 27, 2015, 01:08:16 am
What would Urist do if all their furniture was so spiky as to be unusable?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 27, 2015, 04:02:39 am
WWUD if WWUD suddenly lost all meaning?
Post by: klefenz on February 27, 2015, 05:17:09 am
WWUD if a legendary goblin bard with a band of musicians came to the fortress?
Post by: Adragis on February 27, 2015, 12:19:10 pm
WWUD if he was Urist's brother?
Post by: Dark One on February 27, 2015, 03:42:43 pm
WWUD If dwarven poetry contest?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on February 27, 2015, 03:51:05 pm
WWUD if he had no murder with his cheese?
Post by: Rince Wind on February 27, 2015, 04:01:02 pm
WWUD if the goblins brought a picklock?
Post by: Tawa on February 27, 2015, 07:55:48 pm
WWUD if the "Goblins can Dig" update comes?
Post by: Baffler on February 27, 2015, 09:37:17 pm
WWUD if a poorly conceived defensive strategy left him cowering a small house with a forgotten beast pounding on the door?
Post by: Lagslayer on February 27, 2015, 10:55:02 pm
WWU name his fist after such an event?
Post by: Adragis on February 28, 2015, 02:31:00 am
WWUD if he was a soap?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on February 28, 2015, 05:16:39 am
WWUD if he actually lived a long and fulfilling life before dying of old age?
Post by: maxcat61 on February 28, 2015, 02:29:32 pm
WWUD if he ruled an elf fortress?
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on February 28, 2015, 06:20:18 pm
What Would Urist Do if he... umm... taught a class on history? There, is that good?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 28, 2015, 06:43:55 pm
WWUD if he engraved an event from the future?
Post by: heydude6 on February 28, 2015, 07:01:44 pm
WWUD if every dwarf was a philosopher?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on March 01, 2015, 01:27:47 am
WWUD if nobles were actually useful?
Post by: Rince Wind on March 01, 2015, 08:55:34 am
WWUD in a cocktail bar?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 01, 2015, 07:09:29 pm
WWUD if he had a bag of holding?
Post by: Audioworm333 on March 01, 2015, 10:03:56 pm
All of them.
WWUD if he were a musclebound supergenius?
Post by: Badger Storm on March 02, 2015, 12:22:32 pm
WWUD if his beard started to fall out?
Post by: Adragis on March 02, 2015, 12:40:11 pm
WWUD if magma man immigrants?
Post by: Badger Storm on March 02, 2015, 02:52:16 pm
WWUD if she was self-conscious about her appearance?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on March 02, 2015, 10:38:17 pm
WWUD if she had to choose between the love of her life and the booze?
Post by: Graknorke on March 02, 2015, 10:47:49 pm
WWUD if a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in the neighbourhood?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 02, 2015, 10:56:19 pm
freaking ninjas
__________________________________________________________________
Get in one little fight and have his face caved in from a lucky punch. He lives, but is unable to maintain consciousness long enough to eat or drink.
WWUD if cheese people attacked the fortress?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on March 02, 2015, 11:38:40 pm
WWUD if he lost an arm?
Post by: Blastbeard on March 03, 2015, 03:07:02 am
WWUD if he lost his [BP_ADD_TYPE:GELDABLE]?
Post by: Adragis on March 03, 2015, 03:09:45 am
WWUD if he was [NOT_LIVING]?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on March 03, 2015, 04:36:10 am
WWUD if he struck oil?
Post by: heydude6 on March 03, 2015, 07:38:57 am
WWUD if dwarf fortress had a tech-tree
Post by: Graknorke on March 03, 2015, 12:51:52 pm
WWUD if all the flux stone ran out?
Post by: Rince Wind on March 03, 2015, 04:48:02 pm
WWUD to stay alive in the caverns?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on March 04, 2015, 08:06:47 am
WWUD if in Portal?
Post by: Baffler on March 04, 2015, 09:42:56 am
WWUD if headcrabs got into the fort?
Post by: Adragis on March 04, 2015, 11:33:56 am
WWUD if he was a badass Russian Orthodox preacher with a rifle?
Post by: arbarbonif on March 04, 2015, 03:57:44 pm
WWUD if he was a badass dwarven devout worshipper of Urgag (the god of filth and gold) legendary cheesemaker/gelder/lasher with a platinum whip?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 04, 2015, 10:48:41 pm
WWUD with blood cheese?
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on March 05, 2015, 05:29:38 am
WWUD if DF stopped using ASCII extended?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 05, 2015, 12:07:06 pm
WWUD if DF was, instead, bumped up to 8-bit NES graphics?
Post by: Adragis on March 05, 2015, 01:11:05 pm
IT CAN'T TAKE TH-
WWUD if tragic backstory?
Post by: Dark One on March 07, 2015, 05:40:46 am
WWUD If tragic backstory and happy ending?
Post by: Adragis on March 07, 2015, 05:51:20 am
WWUD if Dwarf Fortress was an MMORPG?
Post by: blazing glory on March 07, 2015, 06:51:10 am
WWUD if Armok himself toured the fortress to see if it's worthy?
Post by: Graknorke on March 07, 2015, 09:47:59 am
WWUD with an anonymous shipment of hammers and sickles?
Post by: Arcvasti on March 07, 2015, 01:51:33 pm
What would Urist do if they had to compose an epic poem?
Post by: Adragis on March 07, 2015, 02:47:12 pm
WWUD if he was a bronze colossus?
Post by: Arcvasti on March 07, 2015, 08:02:23 pm
What would Urist do if they had a pegleg made of pitchblende?
Post by: Tawa on March 07, 2015, 11:07:28 pm
Tawarochir: (Aside) I wonder if you could mod one in...
WWUD if the dwarven "justice" system was replaced with an actual justice system instead of "you punched him and the omnipotent overseer is sure of that, so you can die in a cage"?
Post by: Arcvasti on March 08, 2015, 11:56:34 pm
What would Urist do if civ/fort loyalty worked properly?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on March 09, 2015, 03:03:19 pm
Urist has been exiled!
WWUD if he was exiled.
Post by: Adragis on March 09, 2015, 03:04:57 pm
WWUD if he was necromancer vampire werewolf (yes I know) zombie disturbed dead axedwarf speardwarf wrestler?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on March 09, 2015, 03:58:15 pm
WWUD if he was an Elf?
Post by: Adragis on March 09, 2015, 04:11:45 pm
...Urist. You know what to do with elves.
WWUD if he took a third option?
Post by: ShutUpWesley on March 10, 2015, 01:50:20 am
WWUD if he could mod the raws?
Post by: Adragis on March 10, 2015, 01:55:43 am
WWUD if he WAS the raw files?
Post by: Rhodri on March 10, 2015, 02:33:51 am
WWUD if he gained access to all the universe's collective knowledge, and became a potato at the same time?
Post by: heydude6 on March 10, 2015, 04:17:25 pm
WWUD if he became a sentient potato?
Post by: Rhodri on March 10, 2015, 04:18:57 pm
EDIT: WWUD if he was the victim of a Shia Surprise?
Post by: Adragis on March 10, 2015, 04:19:56 pm
WWUD in any given situation?
Post by: Rhodri on March 10, 2015, 04:22:13 pm
WWUD if you challenged him to a battle?
He would break Urist. Get it? Because it sounds like your wrist?
Post by: Rince Wind on March 10, 2015, 05:03:35 pm
WWUD if Spanish Inquisition? Unexpectedly even.
Post by: Eric Blank on March 10, 2015, 05:46:23 pm
WWUD if Spanish invasion?
Post by: Rhodri on March 10, 2015, 06:01:02 pm
WWUD if he became a moist towelette?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 10, 2015, 09:40:21 pm
WWUD if FALCON PUNCH!!!
Post by: Adragis on March 11, 2015, 01:53:23 am
WWUD if he had the Triforce?
Post by: endlessblaze on March 11, 2015, 03:50:00 am
WWud if he was pit?
Post by: Adragis on March 11, 2015, 11:41:23 am
WWUD in Dorf College?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 11, 2015, 11:53:01 am
WWUD if he suddenly started feeling the negative effects of alcohol?
Post by: Rhodri on March 11, 2015, 08:05:11 pm
WWUD if he was an emo, lonely tyromancer?
Post by: Baffler on March 11, 2015, 10:11:00 pm
WWUD if a group of miasma spewing cheese golems tried to move into the fort as pets?
Post by: Arcvasti on March 11, 2015, 11:59:46 pm
What would Urist do if cheese was a viable building material, like soap?
Post by: Rhodri on March 12, 2015, 02:51:40 am
WWUD if cutebolds?
Post by: hops on March 12, 2015, 04:19:53 am
Urist had been found dead.
WWUD if cutebold traders?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 13, 2015, 04:12:37 am
WWUD if disco is implemented?
Post by: Adragis on March 14, 2015, 02:08:42 am
WWUD if dead parents?
Post by: Rhodri on March 14, 2015, 12:34:33 pm
WWUD if he was a forgotten beast?
Post by: heydude6 on March 14, 2015, 01:13:40 pm
WWUD if he was a fully grown dragon?
Post by: Adragis on March 14, 2015, 04:00:08 pm
WWUD if elves were the only creatures that knew how to make alcohol?
Post by: King_of_Baboons on March 14, 2015, 06:51:17 pm
WWUD if dwarven blood was alcohol?
Post by: Adragis on March 14, 2015, 06:52:53 pm
WWUD if stealth werebronzecolossus?
Post by: Lagslayer on March 14, 2015, 07:39:42 pm
WWUD if a Kobold thief stole the Bronze Colossus kill from him right before he was going to deliver the decapitating blow?
Post by: Baffler on March 15, 2015, 07:34:26 pm
What would Urist McBairn do if he was kidnapped by goblins and forced to sing the accompaniment for their dance routine?
Post by: Dark One on March 22, 2015, 04:37:32 am
WWUD If thrown !!egg!! ?
Post by: Adragis on March 22, 2015, 04:40:55 am
WWUD if cat meatshield?
Post by: heydude6 on March 22, 2015, 10:20:41 am
WWUD if he was a booze titan
Post by: Eric Blank on March 22, 2015, 05:13:31 pm
WWUD if his civilization had no pickaxes with which to dig, and no trade partners?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 23, 2015, 03:24:58 am
WWUD if a group of bards named The Ghost Picks showed up at the fort?
Post by: DeLukas on March 26, 2015, 02:09:31 am
WWUD if the liaison from the mountainhome was a nasty dirty goblin?
Post by: Rince Wind on March 26, 2015, 06:44:19 am
WWUD if cooking required heat?
Post by: Dark One on March 26, 2015, 12:58:12 pm
WWUD If Necronomicon appeared in fortress's library?
Post by: Magnumcannon on March 26, 2015, 05:36:43 pm
WWUD if a Bronze Colossus caravan arrived?
Post by: Rince Wind on March 26, 2015, 06:19:53 pm
WWUD if the bc was trapavoid?
Post by: Lovechild on March 26, 2015, 06:34:17 pm
WWUD if he was stuck in a cage?
Post by: Magnumcannon on March 26, 2015, 06:40:36 pm
WWUD if sudden elf terrorist attack involving a fake beard and beer bomb?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 21, 2015, 03:30:55 am
What would UristMcBreawer do if someone told him that you can't make wine from mushrooms?
Post by: heydude6 on April 21, 2015, 06:16:06 am
WWUD if everyone stopped hating elves?
Post by: endlessblaze on April 21, 2015, 08:03:45 am
wwud if he blended nature and earth, building the greatest fort ever?
Post by: maxcat61 on April 21, 2015, 10:05:20 pm
WWUD if the sky started to rain Magma and Obsidian?
Post by: escondida on April 23, 2015, 10:36:13 am
WWUD if caught in a time loop? WWUD if caught in a time loop? WWUD if caught in a time loop?
Post by: endlessblaze on April 23, 2015, 10:55:50 am
So he gives uirst the abilty to recognize the time loop and maintain memory.
This makes armok happy as uirst goes on a qwest to break the timeloop, and of course, this qwest involves bloodshed.
Wwud if he lived in the caverns, no access to the surface, no knowlage of the surface, and with nothing but steel armor and dagger? (Bonus points for never reaching or knowing of the surface in his lifetime)
Post by: Adragis on April 23, 2015, 11:02:03 am
WWUD if he was only half dwarf?
Post by: endlessblaze on April 23, 2015, 11:06:45 am
Havering been raised in a dwarven civi. He has all the awesome of a dwarven raised dwarf, and none of the lame of an elven raised elf
His extra speed height and memory from his elven heritage combined with the sheer strength and ruthlessness of a dwarf makes him very powerfull.
He is the best warrior in all the fort, so impressive is he that the overseer gives him his own squad and an addy cape and sword
WWud if he was the forts best warrior and had an addy cape and sword?
Post by: Arcvasti on April 23, 2015, 11:17:13 pm
What would Urist do if they were tasked to build a quantum computer using mainly minecarts and animated sponges?
Post by: Adragis on April 24, 2015, 12:49:06 am
WWUD if he was cheese?
Post by: maxcat61 on April 24, 2015, 11:52:21 am
WWUD if cheese was the only food that he could eat?
Post by: heydude6 on April 24, 2015, 02:47:09 pm
WWUD if the flesh of sentients were the only food he could eat.
Post by: endlessblaze on April 24, 2015, 02:49:08 pm
wwud if elf bone stuff
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 24, 2015, 08:19:53 pm
WWUD with additional elf-bone stuff.
Post by: endlessblaze on April 24, 2015, 08:22:32 pm
ad infinium
wwud if magic artifacts were finally implemented.
Post by: heydude6 on April 24, 2015, 08:31:02 pm
The Elf Thrall rises
The Elf Thrall scratches Urist in the head and the severed part flies off in an arc
The Urist Thrall rises
WWUD if GOOD magical artifacts were implemented in dwarf fortress
Post by: Arcvasti on April 24, 2015, 10:38:14 pm
Urist has been struck down!
Urist got better!
x9999
What would Urist do if they had psychic powers?
Post by: heydude6 on April 25, 2015, 03:13:58 pm
WWUD if he had Psionic powers
Post by: grisha5 on April 26, 2015, 08:45:47 am
wwud if he was wieving this thread?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 26, 2015, 03:08:05 pm
WWUD with Bay12 thread socks?
Post by: Graknorke on April 26, 2015, 06:54:54 pm
WWUD if she was tasked with compiling a library of all dwarven knowledge?
Post by: heydude6 on April 26, 2015, 07:08:40 pm
WWUD if turned into a thrall
Post by: heydude6 on May 10, 2015, 09:54:57 pm
WWUD if he celebrated april fools day?
Post by: endlessblaze on May 11, 2015, 06:25:59 am
Move to arrowstockades
WWUD if turned into a thrall
Smash things
Ok, so it seems that I killed the thread, whoops. How about this.
WWUD if he celebrated april fools day?
His joke is to open the magma door.
WWUd at mc Donald's
Post by: Qrox on May 11, 2015, 10:00:10 am
WWUD to a -burger roast-?
Post by: Dark One on May 11, 2015, 10:48:52 am
WWUD If this thread suddenly goes dead again?
Post by: Adragis on May 11, 2015, 11:55:53 am
WWUD if he was a normal, non-DF carp?
Post by: endlessblaze on May 11, 2015, 12:00:19 pm
Wwud if he was ammo in a minecart shotgun?
Post by: Graknorke on May 11, 2015, 05:19:09 pm
WWUD if he needed to generate 1.21GW of power for a reasonable period of time, perhaps to return a fellow dwarf to a point further along in time?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 11, 2015, 09:16:50 pm
WWUD if he was dead for a few decades, but got better?
Post by: Baffler on May 13, 2015, 11:42:06 pm
Build a spire of steel sticking up from the magma sea with a capacitor on the end.
WWUD if he was dead for a few decades, but got better?
Urist, being a zombie now, would maul random passers-by between years long stretches of standing about doing nothing in particular.
WWUD if an adventurer armed with a pair of pickaxes and soaked in blood came into his house and started chatting at him about the weather and his family?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 14, 2015, 02:40:18 am
WWUD if the queen hired him to kill himself?
Post by: Dark One on May 17, 2015, 06:37:07 am
WWUD if she hired him to kill herself?
Post by: heydude6 on May 17, 2015, 10:50:07 am
WWUD as overseer of boatmurdered
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 18, 2015, 02:00:52 am
WWUD if the elephants demanded the right to vote?
Post by: heydude6 on May 18, 2015, 10:51:14 am
WWUD if he was ruled by an elephant monarch?
Post by: Dark One on May 19, 2015, 11:31:17 am
WWUD with elephant necromancer in Boatmurdered?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 19, 2015, 06:32:16 pm
WWUD if the hellephants from dungeon crawl stone soup were implemented?
Post by: HideAndSeekLOGIC on June 05, 2015, 09:07:36 am
WWUD If he admired elephants but was forced to fight one?
Post by: Dark One on June 05, 2015, 12:00:11 pm
WWUD If elves with elephant mounts?
Post by: angelious on June 09, 2015, 03:52:36 pm
Get a happy thoughts from seeing an elephant, and from joining in a righteous slaughter.
WWUD If elves with elephant mounts?
charge at them
what would urist do if a noble mandated for the production of 10 adamantine toy carts.
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 11, 2015, 01:42:59 am
WWUD if he discovered alcohol poisoning?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 11, 2015, 07:36:31 pm
Wwud if the secret got out?
Post by: angelious on June 12, 2015, 06:38:29 am
Specifically, he would go melancholy and die of thirst... Letting the secret out would destroy the very foundations of dwarven society. Their civilization would end overnight! He must take it with him to his sober grave.
Wwud if the secret got out?
urist would laught at the stupidity of the other urist for thinking dwarves are affected by such minor things.
wwud if he found out alcohol poisoning DID affect dwarves?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 12, 2015, 11:31:08 am
WWUD if he saw dwarves trying to wash the booze with soap?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 13, 2015, 02:40:04 pm
Try to cover it up by saying that forgotten beast goo got in the booze.
WWUD if he saw dwarves trying to wash the booze with soap?
Sell soap-booze as new high-price liquor to elves. Lace with forgotten beast goo.
What if booze stopped being flammable?
Post by: Adragis on June 13, 2015, 02:44:32 pm
WWUD if he was Bokor?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 25, 2015, 04:40:48 am
What would
Post by: Baffler on June 28, 2015, 02:27:28 am
WWUD if he was able to breathe fire at will, but only for a few minutes after downing a mug of sunshine?
Post by: heydude6 on June 28, 2015, 09:18:10 am
WWUD if he was in charge of building Boatmurdered 2.0
Post by: Graknorke on June 28, 2015, 12:52:43 pm
WWUD if she had just released a hit new record (distributed by trained lyrebirds)?
Post by: Calidovi on June 28, 2015, 08:15:29 pm
WWUD if she coughed feathers and though she was a bird?
Post by: hops on June 28, 2015, 08:24:58 pm
WWUD if he found himself in an anime?
Post by: heydude6 on June 28, 2015, 08:44:41 pm
WWUD if he was in good anime
Post by: Arcvasti on June 28, 2015, 11:56:46 pm
What would Urist do if stilts were in the game?
Post by: Baffler on June 29, 2015, 01:08:06 am
Engage in an epically animated showdown with atentacle demonForgotten Beast and brutally eviscerate it in a wrestling match.
What would Urist do if stilts were in the game?
Nothing. Not one room in the fortress has a ceiling more than one z-level high.
WWUD if troglodytes tried to storm the fort?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 29, 2015, 06:19:03 pm
WWUD if the troglodytes were in the fort, and the entire dwarven population in the caves?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 29, 2015, 07:08:48 pm
Storm the caverns.
WWUD if the troglodytes were in the fort, and the entire dwarven population in the caves?
Pull the lever connected to the single support holding up the fort.
WWUD if he was in the fortress, and troglodytes pulled the lever?
Post by: Arcvasti on June 29, 2015, 09:20:58 pm
What would Urist do if the troglodytes could edit the raws?
Post by: PyroTechno on July 01, 2015, 02:28:18 am
WWUD if he got called out for cheating on the Bay12 forums?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 01, 2015, 04:22:16 am
What would Urist McMerchant do if he heard of a mythical fort that sells meals worth more than a kingdom?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 01, 2015, 12:33:06 pm
WWUD if he arrived to find a low-level fort that sold stone mugs?
Post by: heydude6 on July 01, 2015, 05:05:54 pm
WWUD if he could cast Polymorph-other?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 01, 2015, 06:27:26 pm
WWUD if he accidentally changed it to non-alcoholic beverages.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 01, 2015, 07:24:57 pm
WWUD if he was exhausted and yet had more to do?
Post by: Baffler on July 02, 2015, 01:56:43 am
Be extremely depressed, and slow.
WWUD if he was exhausted and yet had more to do?
Soldier on making his rock mugs, doing an abysmal and slow job of it due to his fatigue. The mayor tries to have him hammered, but the overseer notices in time and fires the hammerer. Urist is overjoyed to have his punishment downgraded to life in prison.
WWUD if he was forced to be the lion tamer in the overseer's circus megaproject?
Post by: GoblinPainTrain on July 02, 2015, 01:14:44 pm
What would Urist McLegendaryMiner do if he lost all of his limbs to a cave in?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 02, 2015, 01:45:31 pm
WWUD if he ran out of boulders?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 02, 2015, 10:30:10 pm
WWUD if there was no stone, anywhere, beneath the fort? Dirt all the way down, man!
Post by: heydude6 on July 02, 2015, 11:30:50 pm
WWUD if Elves were as smart as Urist?
Post by: Baffler on July 03, 2015, 01:07:27 am
WWUD if an unusually tall, pointy-eared dwarf offered to sell Urist some magic beans, for the bargain price of all the adamantine equipment in the fortress?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 03, 2015, 12:15:47 pm
WWUD if an unusually tall, pointy-eared dwarf offered to sell Urist some magic beans, for the bargain price of all the adamantine equipment in the fortress?
Buy all of his beans ASAP and plant them, then travel 7 years into the future to obtain riches.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he ate the beans.
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 04, 2015, 07:24:15 am
WWUD if he was hired as a pilot in kerbal space program?
Post by: hops on July 04, 2015, 07:31:43 am
WWUD if she was feeling randy?
Post by: Adragis on July 06, 2015, 01:01:53 am
Post by: heydude6 on July 06, 2015, 01:50:04 am
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 06, 2015, 09:04:17 am
WWUD if the events of Ragnarök (Norse end-of-times) happened?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 09, 2015, 06:40:24 am
WWUD if the haulers unionized and demanded breaks, fair wages, safety inspections and the removal of minecart rollercosters?
Post by: SimRobert2001 on July 09, 2015, 12:10:16 pm
Gods fighting each other and the world flooded with water? Sounds like Tuesday.Fire the magma cannons! Into the dining hall!
WWUD if the haulers unionized and demanded breaks, fair wages, safety inspections and the removal of minecart rollercosters?
WWUD if he found a problem magma couldn't solve?
Post by: grisha5 on July 10, 2015, 09:52:40 pm
wwud if he found a laser pointer
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 11, 2015, 10:33:54 am
Fire the magma cannons! Into the dining hall!
I like how this is worded as an afterthought.
*Overseer bursts into office*
Overseer: FIRE THE MAGMA CANNONS.
*Overseer Rushes out*
*5 seconds pass*
*Overseer bursts into office*
Overseer: INTO THE DINING ROOM!!!!
use water
wwud if he found a laser pointer
Point it into marksdwarves eyes to improve their accuracy. Can't make it worse.
WWUD if he found a paintball gun.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 13, 2015, 01:07:35 pm
WWUD if all those pets in the animal den suddenly required food?
Post by: Calidovi on July 13, 2015, 01:22:06 pm
Shoot himself in the face, shattering the skull and tearing the brain. He's dead.
WWUD if all those pets in the animal den suddenly required food?
Channel underneath them in hopes of dropping them to a mushroom-filled cavern.
WWUD if hordes of amphibian men arise from the stagnant pools of water in the cavern?
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 13, 2015, 01:55:49 pm
Infect the pools with deadly Forgotten Beast secretions and watch as the amphibian men painfully die in agony.
WWUD if magma suddenly vanished?
Post by: PyroTechno on July 18, 2015, 03:12:00 pm
Magma, duh.
Infect the pools with deadly Forgotten Beast secretions and watch as the amphibian men painfully die in agony.
WWUD if magma suddenly vanished?
Tantrum after his masterworks are destroyed by cave-ins.
WWUD if he was the mortal shell of Armok?
Post by: endlessblaze on July 18, 2015, 08:00:12 pm
wwud if he ascended to godhood?
Post by: Calidovi on July 18, 2015, 08:07:26 pm
WWUD if he was sent back as a mortal?
Post by: PyroTechno on July 18, 2015, 11:56:56 pm
WWUD if he was allergic to alcohol?
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 19, 2015, 12:08:50 am
WWUD if every megabeast attacked him at once?
Post by: Lightningy on July 19, 2015, 10:50:36 am
wwud if all the booze was stolen by a clown?
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 19, 2015, 03:20:48 pm
WWUD if he accidentally built a nuclear power plant instead of a trade depot?
Post by: Arcvasti on July 19, 2015, 04:09:46 pm
What would Urist McDemagogue do if they were leading a glorious revolution?
Post by: Crazy Horse on July 20, 2015, 01:22:53 pm
WWUD if he was a special little snowflake?
Post by: PyroTechno on July 20, 2015, 04:25:53 pm
WWUD if he was literally Hitler?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 21, 2015, 09:46:31 pm
WWUD to hitler if a hitler showed up?
Post by: Arcvasti on July 21, 2015, 11:44:37 pm
What would Urist do with a chainsword?
Post by: Tawa on July 22, 2015, 12:53:34 am
WWUD if he accidentally 93 mb of .rar files?
Post by: PyroTechno on July 22, 2015, 07:57:17 am
WWUD if he got two strange moods at once?
Post by: Arcvasti on July 22, 2015, 05:26:06 pm
What would Urist do if they were a spooky ghost.
Post by: Rince Wind on July 22, 2015, 05:40:51 pm
WWUD if he discovered happy pills?
Post by: Arcvasti on July 22, 2015, 06:00:30 pm
What would Urist do with five ounces of potassium, a paperclip and a corkscrew?
Post by: Ribbonfree on July 22, 2015, 08:13:41 pm
What would Urist do if he had an Instagram?
Post by: PyroTechno on July 23, 2015, 06:47:19 am
WWUD if he was also a Dwarf Fortress player?
Post by: Ribbonfree on July 23, 2015, 07:08:03 am
Cave adaption ensues.
What would Urist do if he was about to be encased in obsidian?
Post by: Crazy Horse on July 25, 2015, 02:36:18 pm
What would Urist do if he could socialize with the idle animals?
Post by: heydude6 on July 25, 2015, 04:13:29 pm
WWUD if there was peace between the dwarves and the elves
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 25, 2015, 06:26:31 pm
Be executed on the spot for engaging in elvish practices.
WWUD if there was peace between the dwarves and the elves
Execute all other dwarves for engaging in diplomatic practices.
WWUD if there was peace between dwarves and their own noble classes?
Post by: heydude6 on July 25, 2015, 08:02:31 pm
WWUD if everything he hated was immortal
Post by: PyroTechno on July 26, 2015, 07:58:21 am
WWUD if Armok decided to destroy the dwarven race and become the God of Rainbows?
Post by: Graknorke on July 26, 2015, 12:07:04 pm
WWUD with a WW2-era cross-channel naval gun?
Post by: Calidovi on July 26, 2015, 05:31:11 pm
Jump into the dye barrel and try to disguise herself as a rainbow.
WWUD with a WW2-era cross-channel naval gun?
Try to find out where the magma goes.
WWUD if he accidentally shoots a noble with the gun?
Post by: Blastbeard on July 26, 2015, 07:59:45 pm
WWUD with the Football (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_briefcase)?
Post by: PyroTechno on July 26, 2015, 08:05:01 pm
Rejoice as the surge of mandates and demands wanes.
WWUD with the Football (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_briefcase)?
Urist cancels Drink: Too insane.
2 minutes later...
YOUR FORTRESS HAS CRUMBLED INTO RUIN.
The world has passed into The Age of Death.
WWUD if adamantine was made out of carp?
Post by: Ribbonfree on July 27, 2015, 01:25:09 am
WWUD if he had to do an over-the-top prom invite for his gal?
Post by: Crazy Horse on July 28, 2015, 10:01:04 am
What would Urist do if his mom told him to clean his quantum stockpile?
Post by: PyroTechno on July 28, 2015, 10:12:48 am
WWUD if the king visited and turned out to be a weredragon?
Post by: MobRules on July 28, 2015, 10:32:46 am
WWUD if the king visited and turned out to be a weredragon?
Quarantine him to unleash on goblin sieges and elvish caravans.
WWUD if he found himself suddenly transported to our reality?
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 28, 2015, 10:37:38 am
WWUD if his pick turned to soap?
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 02:34:22 pm
WWUD if a skeleton popped out?
Post by: Graknorke on July 28, 2015, 04:37:27 pm
WWUD if he was challenged to build a swimming pool?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 29, 2015, 04:37:05 am
WWUD if a bugged necromancer animated the skeleton inside of him?
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on July 29, 2015, 12:22:23 pm
Edit: Whoops, forgot the question. What would Urist do if he, in the next version, had to write a book? What would it be about? Etc.
Post by: Crazy Horse on July 30, 2015, 02:52:50 pm
What would teenage Urist McImmigrant do to fit in with the cool kids at the fort?
Post by: TheCheeseMaker on July 30, 2015, 09:00:37 pm
WWUD if his child decided to join the elven civilization?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 30, 2015, 11:35:21 pm
WWUD if the legendary children escaped from child care and went berserk?
Post by: Arcvasti on July 31, 2015, 12:42:34 am
What would Urist do if they admired cats for their aloofness?
Post by: Tawa on July 31, 2015, 09:14:13 pm
WWUD if the booze storeroom collapsed?
Post by: Arcvasti on July 31, 2015, 10:39:09 pm
What would Urist do if they were single-handedly ordered to dig every square on the map?
Post by: PyroTechno on August 01, 2015, 04:24:17 pm
WWUD if he and 6 friends embarked on a necromancer's tower?
Post by: Arcvasti on August 01, 2015, 05:56:29 pm
What would Urist do if they embarked in a mysterious underground structure?
Post by: Tawa on August 01, 2015, 08:27:23 pm
WWUD if he was 7 feet tall?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 02, 2015, 12:42:06 am
Wwuf with lewd dorf engravings?
Post by: PyroTechno on August 03, 2015, 09:28:10 am
WWUD if he was a mad scientist?
Post by: Baffler on August 04, 2015, 02:25:30 am
What would King Urist do if the prison cell the glassmaker who violated his bone craft production order was thrown into was nicer than his royal suites?
Post by: Tawa on August 04, 2015, 11:23:09 am
WWUD if an April Fool's edition of DF was released that replaced dorfs with turkeys and domesticated turkeys with domesticated dorfs?
Post by: Arcvasti on August 04, 2015, 02:20:51 pm
What would Urist do if a travelling wizard polymorphed them into a fluffy wambler?
Post by: Tawa on August 04, 2015, 03:33:14 pm
WWUD if he had one wish?
Post by: SimRobert2001 on August 04, 2015, 07:13:14 pm
Knock a bronze colossus's block off.
WWUD if he had one wish?
Wish Krillain back.
WWUD with a per Balor.
Post by: The Big D on August 05, 2015, 03:08:23 am
WWUD if he had a goblin nation under his thumb?
Post by: Baffler on August 06, 2015, 01:13:44 am
Use it as a figurehead leader for a goblin nation nearby
WWUD if he had a goblin nation under his thumb?
Urist was going to make them kill all the other goblins, but the overseer caught wind of his influence and made him send their entire army to siege his own fortress instead. The overseer was overjoyed to have so many enemies to fight despite the lag, but spoiled his own fun by just atomsmashing the squads of goblins as they came through the gates. Urist figures that either way, a lot of goblins are dead.
WWUD if he was permanently invisible?
Post by: Crazy Horse on August 06, 2015, 12:06:38 pm
WWUD if he were in charge of prime time content on a major TV network?
Post by: heydude6 on August 06, 2015, 12:11:44 pm
WWUD if he was a contestant in the Armok games?
Post by: Blastbeard on August 06, 2015, 03:01:00 pm
WWUD if he grew a Betcher's Gland (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Betcher%27s_Gland)?
Post by: SimRobert2001 on August 06, 2015, 04:01:06 pm
"We at the Mountainhome Gaming Commission regret to inform you that the Armok games have been discontinued until further notice due to a lack of the most important element, !MAGMA! Furthermore, dwarves are hereby banned from any future Armok games until they develop an ability to tell the difference between !MAGMA! and DELICIOUS ALCOHOL."
WWUD if he grew a Betcher's Gland (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Betcher%27s_Gland)?
Bite back at the vampire who bites first.
WWUD about pay inequality?
Post by: Arcvasti on August 06, 2015, 04:03:12 pm
What would Urist do if they were the resident Dungeon Master of the fort?
Post by: Blastbeard on August 06, 2015, 04:28:45 pm
WWUD if he was assigned the 'Review Video Games' labor and the stockpile is filled with bad?
Post by: PyroTechno on August 06, 2015, 04:31:45 pm
WWUD if Armok was replaced by Hitler?
Post by: Tawa on August 06, 2015, 05:12:33 pm
WWUD if he became the Olde, 2D Dungeon Master, who wore naught but layers of cloaks?
Post by: Arcvasti on August 06, 2015, 10:12:47 pm
What would Urist do if they embarked on a minotaur's labyrinth?
Post by: Blastbeard on August 06, 2015, 11:36:11 pm
Dastot Cancels Build (Minotaur Containment) Wall: Interrupted by Minotaur.
Urist Cancels Save Dastot: On break.
Dastot has been struck down.
A barrel of Dwarven Ale has been stolen!
Urist has entered a bersek rage!
Minotaur has been struck down.
WWUD if he accidentaly migrated to a Squat (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Squat) colony on another planet?
Post by: SimRobert2001 on August 07, 2015, 08:49:20 am
WWUD if He was in a reanimating biome, but hammers and maces was something that was lost to time itself?
Post by: PyroTechno on August 07, 2015, 10:55:22 am
WWUD if he took the hermit challenge and embarked without any weapons?
Post by: escondida on August 09, 2015, 07:29:40 am
WWUD if, for an instant, they saw their world as the player does?
Post by: Chevaleresse on August 09, 2015, 06:18:02 pm
WWUD if ghostly, murderous brewer?
Post by: SimRobert2001 on August 09, 2015, 09:06:30 pm
Urist cancels comprehend revelation: Too insane.Order ghostly beer to be made from the ghosts of plants. Then get murdered, and finally able to drink the ghostlt brew.
WWUD if ghostly, murderous brewer?
WWUD if he is cursed for something he didnt do?
Post by: Baffler on August 09, 2015, 10:52:45 pm
WWUD if he was the star of a buddy cop show?
Post by: Crazy Horse on August 10, 2015, 08:45:24 am
What would Urist do with a Twitter account?
Post by: escondida on August 10, 2015, 11:08:06 am
(translation: "Stare dumbfounded at the screen, because you chose to make Urist the Adventurer illiterate, and so Urist can actually understand tweeter-speak...and it's terrifying.")
What would Urist do if she found herself mentored by a pair of squabbling wizards, one brusque and impatient and one loquacious and gossipy?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 11, 2015, 06:39:50 pm
Wwud if she was sad and had naught but a hermit crab?
Post by: Tawa on August 12, 2015, 06:02:47 pm
WWUD if he learned to harness the power of electricity?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 14, 2015, 06:22:59 am
WWUD if a *glumprong wood horse statue* showed up outside the front gates?
Post by: Dorsidwarf on August 14, 2015, 03:18:57 pm
You know what static electricity does to your hair? Imagine that, but with Urist's magnificent beard.
WWUD if a *glumprong wood horse statue* showed up outside the front gates?
Mount it on top of the DSS Magmaxplorer
WWUD if he was actually called Bomrek?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 14, 2015, 05:43:13 pm
WWUD if goblins hijacked the magma submarine?
Post by: Blastbeard on August 14, 2015, 05:48:35 pm
The monarch has been stolen by kobolds. Is Urist a bad enough dude to rescue the monarch?
Post by: PyroTechno on August 14, 2015, 11:10:51 pm
Decide to form a music group, then burn to death when they attempt to paint the submarine yellow.
The monarch has been stolen by kobolds. Is Urist a bad enough dude to rescue the monarch?
Urist cancels Rescue Monarch: literally just doesn't care enough about yet another noble
WWUD if someone doesn't follow the format?
Post by: heydude6 on August 14, 2015, 11:13:54 pm
WWUD if the monarch was stolen by kobolds?
Post by: Isngrim on August 14, 2015, 11:43:51 pm
WWUD when presented with Reality TV?
Post by: Foxite on August 15, 2015, 06:13:10 am
WWUD if he woke up from a dream that there were no socks?
Post by: PyroTechno on August 15, 2015, 12:21:18 pm
WWUD if there were no cavern layers?
Post by: Chevaleresse on August 15, 2015, 01:37:38 pm
WWUD if confronted by a Fallen Kell?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 15, 2015, 02:20:35 pm
WWUD if marijuana was legalized in the Mountainhomes?
Post by: Blastbeard on August 17, 2015, 01:08:47 pm
WWUD if his character tile was replace by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?
Post by: PyroTechno on August 17, 2015, 01:34:17 pm
WWUD if everyone in the entire world except him was a weredragon?
Post by: escondida on August 17, 2015, 09:15:17 pm
WWUD if Toady implemented natural disasters?
Post by: Isngrim on August 18, 2015, 12:36:51 am
on a side note,what do you call a tantrum spiral,if not a natural disaster?
WWUD if his pick broke five tiles from blue candy?
Post by: SimRobert2001 on August 18, 2015, 01:45:15 am
Wwud if was jailed for a crime he didnt do?
Post by: PyroTechno on August 18, 2015, 10:37:39 am
WWUD if aliens came to steal the world's water?
Post by: escondida on August 18, 2015, 11:36:22 am
What would Urist do if the aliens started reclaiming abandoned sites around the world?
Post by: Dzlan on August 19, 2015, 12:34:24 am
What would Urist do if he fell down the well?
Post by: Xazo-Tak on August 19, 2015, 01:56:07 am
What would Urist do if he came across a soap pillar holding up a giant sky fortress?
Post by: PyroTechno on August 20, 2015, 12:36:49 am
WWUD if his civilization was ruled by a buffalo?
Post by: Baffler on August 20, 2015, 02:27:20 pm
"I have seen Reverse Doomforests. My life is complete."
WWUD if his civilization was ruled by a buffalo?
Enjoy the golden age brought about by the buffalo's enlightened "laissez-faire" policy of leaving the fortresses outside the mountainhome to their own devices. The buffalo isn't nearly as competent an administrator as a policymaker, however, and the mountainhome itself rapidly collapses into anarchy because it's ruler can't speak.
WWUD if the baron turned out to be a gnome on stilts with a false beard?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 22, 2015, 01:29:19 pm
WWUD if the king showed up and was an angry ghost?
Post by: Wimopy on August 22, 2015, 01:43:51 pm
WWUD if he was (rightfully) accused of regicide, but no longer mad?
Post by: Crazy Horse on August 25, 2015, 09:47:44 am
What would Urist do with a copper pick, a tile designated for mining, a valid path and all his limbs in place?
Post by: escondida on August 25, 2015, 11:21:06 am
What would Urist do with a wooden training axe, a tile designated for mining, no valid path and all his limbs gone, save his left leg?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 27, 2015, 03:48:56 am
WWUD in Super Smash Bros?
Post by: PyroTechno on August 27, 2015, 09:11:51 am
WWUD in any popular science fiction universe?
Post by: escondida on August 27, 2015, 05:07:58 pm
Paul cancels Drink: no water source.
Severian cancels Torture: ethically unviable.
The Consul strikes the Shrike in the upper body with his left upper arm, but the shot is deflected!
Gully Foyle cancels Seek vengeance: cannot find path. (Aw, man, and it looks like I must've accidentally turned on dfhack's teleporting feature!)
Shevek has been taken by a fey mood!
What would Urist do in a Southern Gothic novel?
Post by: BadLeo on August 31, 2015, 01:10:49 pm
What would Urist do in a Southern Gothic novel?
Urist would dabble with hoodoo as soon as magic is implemented, drink some corn wine and party hard until a body is discovered drained of blood, become horrified, fall into melancholy and throw itself into the magma pit. Pretty much the same things dwarves on DF, but with a southern accent.
What would Urist do in a soccer match?
Post by: Crazy Horse on August 31, 2015, 03:22:50 pm
What would Urist do to improve our vocational education system?
Post by: Dirst on August 31, 2015, 07:55:00 pm
After ignoring the training schedule to learn the fundamentals of the game he would spend most of the match drinking and picking up equipment and arriving only to hammer the opposing goalie in the head.Implement childcare (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=140588.0) services at the schools.
What would Urist do to improve our vocational education system?
WWUD if she knew spoilers existed and then met a clown of the face-paint and silly-wig variety?
Post by: klefenz on August 31, 2015, 09:27:53 pm
WWUD if he struck oil underground?
Post by: BadLeo on September 01, 2015, 06:03:34 am
Enjoy the newly implemented festivals.
WWUD if he struck oil underground?
Try to brew it.
WWUD if he 'struck' natural gas underground?
Post by: crazyabe on September 03, 2015, 05:06:11 pm
WWUD if he fell into the fallout universe?
Post by: Arcvasti on September 04, 2015, 10:58:29 am
What would Urist do if a tricksy kobold tied their feet together as a prank?
Post by: BadLeo on September 04, 2015, 12:01:17 pm
Fall out of it back into the normal dwarven universe.
What would Urist do if a tricksy kobold tied their feet together as a prank?
Hammer it on the head, as dwarves can do very well without they feet.
WWUD if it had a itch in his nose but had lost his both arms fighting a werechinchila?
Post by: Arcvasti on September 04, 2015, 06:55:18 pm
What would Urist do if they got an arm replaced with a Forgotten Beast limb by a docter?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on September 05, 2015, 02:31:21 pm
WWUD if his Amazon package was late.
Post by: klefenz on September 05, 2015, 07:32:51 pm
WWUD if a huge wave of elven and goblin migrants came to his fort?
Post by: BadLeo on September 05, 2015, 08:34:10 pm
Start a murder spree that will end in him killing the delivery man.
WWUD if a huge wave of elven and goblin migrants came to his fort?
He would migrate. Nah gonna eat food from a goblin cook, nah gonna drink sissy elvish booze, no.
WWUD after listening to the entire Alice in Chains discography?
Post by: Lightningy on November 14, 2015, 11:00:16 am
WWUD if he realized none of his brethren, him included, has any reproductive organs?
Post by: SaberToothTiger on November 14, 2015, 04:13:47 pm
What would Urist do if he threw a tantrum?
Post by: BadLeo on November 15, 2015, 11:13:32 am
He would have emitted reproduction dust. Then he would throw a tantrum, because why not.
What would Urist do if he threw a tantrum?
He would go berserk and kill all the legendary craftdorfs before getting struck down by the militia.
WWUD with all the surplus rock mechanisms lying around?
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 15, 2015, 12:03:24 pm
WWUD if he had Ailurophobia?
Post by: Dark One on November 15, 2015, 12:45:27 pm
WWUD if he had a carpman friend?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 15, 2015, 01:26:23 pm
WWUD if he found this thread?
Post by: SimRobert2001 on November 15, 2015, 03:21:04 pm
/me cancels Live: Eaten by Wild CarpHe would type up first hand accounts of what he would do.
WWUD if he found this thread?
WWUD in the event of a fire?
Post by: crazyabe on November 15, 2015, 03:43:46 pm
WWUD If he met a fire man, Driving a Fire truck?
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on November 15, 2015, 05:24:03 pm
What would Urist do if she saw a book describing DF?
Post by: crazyabe on November 15, 2015, 05:28:29 pm
What would Urist do if he/She was locked in a prison in our world?
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on November 15, 2015, 09:31:53 pm
What would Olith (human for "dagger") do if she was locked in a dwarven prison?
Post by: origamiscienceguy on November 15, 2015, 09:33:30 pm
WWud if the government was made of elves?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 15, 2015, 09:50:09 pm
What would Olith do if her dwarf cellmate started digging a tunnel to the magma sea with his Xplastic spoonX?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 15, 2015, 09:55:56 pm
WWUD if Olith smacked him upside the head?
Oh hey, WWOD. What's elvish for dagger? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=154020.0)
Post by: PyroTechno on November 16, 2015, 12:15:14 pm
Olith would smack Urist upside the head and point them to the caverns.
WWUD if Olith smacked him upside the head?
Oh hey, WWOD. What's elvish for dagger? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=154020.0)
"Acita".
And "Ulspa" in goblin.
Post by: BadLeo on November 16, 2015, 12:37:59 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 16, 2015, 03:37:17 pm
Post by: heydude6 on November 16, 2015, 06:45:51 pm
What would Urist do if he decided to migrate to a human fortress?
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 16, 2015, 07:20:04 pm
WWUD if socks, magma, HFS pow pow POW kittens
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 16, 2015, 08:21:31 pm
You guys forgot a wwud?
Meet with a bunch of OlithsThis is not a question.
WWUD if socks, magma, HFS pow pow POW kittens
WWUD if all the various WW_D people met up?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 16, 2015, 11:38:20 pm
Wwud if there were less threads to confuse him?
Post by: Adragis on November 17, 2015, 04:33:42 am
WWUD if he was even more drunkerer?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 17, 2015, 08:04:07 am
WWUD if he was friends with a a masterwork scubbus?
Post by: PyroTechno on November 17, 2015, 12:52:53 pm
Go fight the enemy.
WWUD if he was friends with a a masterwork scubbus?
He would ask his friend what the actual fuck a scubbus is.
(No, really, when I search for it it autocorrects to "succubus"...)
WWUD if a half-giant told him he was a wizard?
Post by: endlessblaze on November 17, 2015, 01:20:49 pm
WWUD if I had spelled my question right?
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 17, 2015, 02:30:29 pm
WWUD if something inevitable and terrifying was about to happen?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 17, 2015, 03:49:37 pm
WWUD -- MAGMAAAAAA?
Post by: hops on November 17, 2015, 05:50:22 pm
WWUD if he met Thor?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 20, 2015, 04:20:46 pm
WWUD if Thor won?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 20, 2015, 04:23:02 pm
What would Thor do when Urist won?
Post by: Madman198237 on November 20, 2015, 05:10:48 pm
WWUD if he lost his beard to Thor in a beard-fighting contest (Really dwarf-like, right?)?
Post by: Arcvasti on November 23, 2015, 01:01:00 am
What would Urist do if they had the ability to turn any creature into a purring maggot?
Post by: Adragis on November 23, 2015, 07:56:56 am
WWUD if he was purring maggot?
Post by: blazing glory on November 24, 2015, 06:13:43 am
WWUD if there was literally no coal, at all, anywhere on the map?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 24, 2015, 06:15:59 am
Burn those trees.
WWUD if his embark had no tools whatsoever?
Post by: Baffler on November 24, 2015, 11:11:58 am
WWUD if he violated causality?
Post by: Dirst on November 24, 2015, 01:24:15 pm
WWUD if he violated causality?He would prevent himself from violating causality. Retroactively.
WWUD if he suddenly realized that all of the gems and crafts intended for trade with the elves were hauled in +oak bins+?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 24, 2015, 01:26:01 pm
WWUD if the elves traded him a dragon?
Post by: SaberToothTiger on November 24, 2015, 01:44:35 pm
WWUD if the dragon was a tree loving hippie?
Post by: Magnumcannon on November 24, 2015, 03:52:02 pm
WWUD if he found out that he was 5.41% elf?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 24, 2015, 06:07:36 pm
WWUD if a wizard turned him into an elf?
Post by: crazyabe on November 24, 2015, 06:24:46 pm
WWUD if: he knew he was in a Computer Program, Had a strange mood, Programming was a Strange-moodable Skill, Toady Programmed Dwarffortress so The Dwarfs Could Modify Dwarffortress, And his Highest Strange-Moodable Skill was Programming?
Post by: BadLeo on November 24, 2015, 08:59:10 pm
WWUD if: he knew he was in a Computer Program, Had a strange mood, Programming was a Strange-moodable Skill, Toady Programmed Dwarffortress so The Dwarfs Could Modify Dwarffortress, And his Highest Strange-Moodable Skill was Programming?
He would go stark having mad because you didn't provide him the programming language he needed to make his artefact Dwarfinux OS, which is a shame because it would be engraved with bearded penguins and menace with spikes of stability.
WWUD if he had buttocks?
Post by: neblime on November 25, 2015, 07:25:27 am
WWUD if he had buttocks?The severed part sails off in an arc!
How would Urist live without buttocks
Post by: Cheesoburgor on January 10, 2016, 04:26:07 am
How would Urist live without buttocks*Ability to stand lost*
*Ability to grasp lost*
*Ability to speak lost*
*Ability to think lost*
WWUD if he had a pet dragon?
Post by: heydude6 on January 10, 2016, 10:19:32 am
WWUD if Goblinite was actually candy?
Post by: BadLeo on January 10, 2016, 10:25:05 am
How would Urist live without buttocks*Ability to stand lost*
*Ability to grasp lost*
*Ability to speak lost*
*Ability to think lost*
He didn't lose his ability to sit, though.
WWUD if he had a pet dragon?
Tame it for charcoal mass production purposes. And feed it with elves.
WWUD with that much extra charcoal that never gets used on the forges?[/s]
dammit, got ninja'd
WWUD if Goblinite was actually candy?
Get sad for never getting to see the circus.
WWUD if goblins were actually clowns?
Post by: Cheesoburgor on January 10, 2016, 10:41:38 am
How would Urist live without buttocks*Ability to stand lost*
*Ability to grasp lost*
*Ability to speak lost*
*Ability to think lost*
He didn't lose his ability to sit, though.
Thats the joke
WWUD if goblins were actually clowns?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if dwarves were the only living creatures on the universe?
Post by: heydude6 on January 10, 2016, 11:07:58 am
WWUD if modders suddenly got access to the source code
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 10, 2016, 11:29:44 am
WWUD if someone revived the other WW_D threads?
Post by: BadLeo on January 10, 2016, 02:34:50 pm
WWUD if someone revived the other WW_D threads?
The person would be considered a necromancer and treated as such, i.e. as nailing practice for hammerdwarves.
WWUD if he discovered a game subtitled "Daggerfall"?
Post by: Bumber on January 10, 2016, 03:06:40 pm
WWUD if he discovered a game subtitled "Daggerfall"?Attempt to cross a river at the top of a waterfall while returning home to play it, get washed over the edge, and cause a moody dwarf to conveniently engrave his death on an artifact named Uristumid "Daggerfall".
WWUD if he encountered a carp clown in the magma sea?
Post by: TD1 on January 10, 2016, 03:13:36 pm
WWUD with an Elven Bard who was elected mayor after threatening to eat the competition.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 10, 2016, 03:53:30 pm
WWUD if he was made King of the Elves?
Post by: BadLeo on January 11, 2016, 09:52:26 am
WWUD if he was made King of the Elves?
Issue a mandate for them all to grow beards and sacrifice those who don't to the god of the forest fire.
WWUD with his goblin son-in-law?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on January 16, 2016, 07:45:09 pm
WWUD if he was made of beer.
Post by: crazyabe on January 16, 2016, 07:48:13 pm
WWUD if he met a dwarf named Urist, who was made of beer.
Post by: Klitri on January 16, 2016, 09:56:23 pm
WWUD If he independently discovered the construction and use of the flask?
Post by: 90908 on January 17, 2016, 08:35:52 pm
Bite the Dwarf in the upper body, absorbing whatever sweet sweet booze he can get.He'd use it as a weapons
WWUD If he independently discovered the construction and use of the flask?
WWUD if he could destroy the universe?
Post by: Bumber on January 17, 2016, 09:35:30 pm
First find a way to escape it into ours, destroy it before anyone else can escape, then become overseer of a new DF world.Bite the Dwarf in the upper body, absorbing whatever sweet sweet booze he can get.He'd use it as a weapons
WWUD If he independently discovered the construction and use of the flask?
WWUD if he could destroy the universe?
WWUD as overseer?
Post by: klefenz on January 17, 2016, 11:56:39 pm
WWUD if he found that all the elves are now zombies in a necro tower?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 18, 2016, 12:12:30 am
WWUD if he was the elves?
Post by: Bumber on January 18, 2016, 01:26:35 am
Kill them all.Be kill by the clowns.
WWUD if he was the elves?
WWUD if he was a human?
Post by: klefenz on January 18, 2016, 05:55:59 am
WWUD if he was a kea?
Post by: SaberToothTiger on January 18, 2016, 07:17:51 am
WWUD if he met a performing clown?
Post by: 90908 on January 18, 2016, 11:55:38 am
He would steal an anvil and die whilst holding it above the only skilled dorf in the fort.Become scared and dodge onto the stage
WWUD if he met a performing clown?
WWUD if all other dwarves suddenly turned into elves, all of whom are made of beer?
Post by: BadLeo on January 18, 2016, 01:50:42 pm
WWUD if all other dwarves suddenly turned into elves, all of whom are made of beer?
Enter on a frenzy and kill-drink all of them forever or until deadly alcoholic intoxication is introduced.
WWUD if he switched bodies with the elven liaison that has just arrived at the board of map?
Post by: 90908 on January 18, 2016, 02:35:11 pm
Attempt to switch the "Elven swimming time" lever and immediately go to the Depot.WWUD if all other dwarves suddenly turned into elves, all of whom are made of beer?
Enter on a frenzy and kill-drink all of them forever or until deadly alcoholic intoxication is introduced.
WWUD if he switched bodies with the elven liaison that has just arrived at the board of map?
WWUD if he discovered a pair of artifact adamantine socks?
Post by: MansionOfSlaves on January 31, 2016, 03:37:54 pm
WWUD if Utrist is called inside because you are about to close the gates
Post by: 90908 on January 31, 2016, 03:58:14 pm
Attempt to store item in stockpile and loose the job item
WWUD if Utrist is called inside because you are about to close the gates
He would become scared by a particularly menacing rock and run the other way.
WWUD if it he discovered that it was all inevitable.
Post by: Madman198237 on February 01, 2016, 04:41:43 pm
WWUD if he didn't know where the "it was inevitable" thing had come from?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 01, 2016, 04:48:31 pm
WWUD if potato vodka?
Post by: Kraetzin on February 01, 2016, 08:08:21 pm
Find out. It was inevitable.
WWUD if potato vodka?
Urist cancels drink: Potato vodka.
WWUD if Urist contemplated the meaning of life?
Post by: 90908 on February 01, 2016, 09:16:53 pm
Find out. It was inevitable.
WWUD if potato vodka?
Urist cancels drink: Potato vodka.
WWUD if Urist contemplated the meaning of life?
Urist cancels live: Too insane
WWUD if he was the demons, and then he was a zombie?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 02, 2016, 09:07:41 am
WWUD if he was a necromancer clown?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 02, 2016, 11:27:23 am
WWUD if adamantium was falling from the sky?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 02, 2016, 04:56:54 pm
Armok shaving is not good.
WWUD if he lost his beard?
Post by: 90908 on February 02, 2016, 08:01:17 pm
Have a faith crisis.Have a faith crisis
Armok shaving is not good.
WWUD if he lost his beard?
Urist shaving is not good
WWUD if the dwarven economy was reintroduced?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 02, 2016, 08:03:17 pm
WWUD if his stuff was stolen by a kea?
Post by: Erils on February 03, 2016, 09:27:56 am
WWUD for a Klondike bar?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 03, 2016, 10:11:51 am
WWUD if he was lost in the caverns with nothing but a steel helm and a pig tail sock?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 03, 2016, 04:41:03 pm
WWUD if there were no socks?
Post by: 90908 on February 03, 2016, 04:51:22 pm
Hunt for a sock.Make a sock
WWUD if there were no socks?
WWUD if his liver failed?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 03, 2016, 05:05:08 pm
WWUD if all socks and equipment with which to make them disappeared?
Post by: BadLeo on February 04, 2016, 10:00:40 am
WWUD if all socks and equipment with which to make them disappeared?
Construct a Clothier's Shop with the closest material available, usually soap or coal bars. Then, proceed to make socks.
WWUD if socks were edible?
Post by: 90908 on February 04, 2016, 04:02:11 pm
Urist McIdiot cancels depression: Found faithWWUD if all socks and equipment with which to make them disappeared?
Construct a Clothier's Shop with the closest material available, usually soap or coal bars. Then, proceed to make socks.
WWUD if socks were edible?
WWUD with a tank?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 04, 2016, 04:05:17 pm
WWUD if he was in Russia?
Post by: BadLeo on February 04, 2016, 06:33:06 pm
WWUD if he was in Russia?
In Russia, Urist plays "what would player do".
WWUD while playing WWPD?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 04, 2016, 07:14:46 pm
WWUD if he was in America during the gold rush?
Post by: Dirst on February 04, 2016, 09:20:43 pm
Ask What Would Player Do if he was in Russia. Infinite loops...Stay far, far away from the panning streams... They might have carp.
WWUD if he was in America during the gold rush?
WWUD if he realized halfway across that it's impossible to walk across the surface of a 3m-deep brook?
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on February 04, 2016, 10:26:18 pm
WWUD if she realized that the dwarven pickaxe is the BPS (big phallic sword) of the dwarves?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 04, 2016, 10:42:22 pm
WWUD if they were suddenly genderflipped as in the previous question?
Post by: 90908 on February 05, 2016, 07:12:42 am
Kill something with it.Carry on. You can't really tell.
WWUD if they were suddenly genderflipped as in the previous question?
WWUD if Dwarf Fortress was cancelled?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 05, 2016, 02:15:57 pm
WWUD if someone modded the game so dwarves had six arms
Post by: 90908 on February 05, 2016, 02:51:57 pm
urist cancels cancelation of dwarf fortress, lost itemsUse all of them to carry babies.
WWUD if someone modded the game so dwarves had six arms
WWUD if he forgot how to dig?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 05, 2016, 03:03:19 pm
WWUD if he saw a truly friendly demon?
Post by: 90908 on February 05, 2016, 04:42:26 pm
urist the legendary miner cancels drink, killed self"This is a Demon bone scepter. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality"
WWUD if he saw a truly friendly demon?
WWUD in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 05, 2016, 04:49:03 pm
WWUD if marital trance?
Post by: 90908 on February 05, 2016, 04:59:12 pm
Martial trance, kill every single zombie, get preferred partner.BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
WWUD if marital trance?
WWUD if he was an inquisitor?
Post by: Grimlocke on February 06, 2016, 12:40:07 am
WWUD if he found his beard suddenly GRASP capable?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 06, 2016, 12:51:49 am
WWUD if marital trance?
Post by: Arcvasti on February 06, 2016, 01:18:46 am
The Hammerdwarf Urist McSoldier and the Speardwarf Urist McSoldier have married! Congratulations!
The Hammerdwarf Urist McSoldier and the Pikedwarf Urist McSoldier have married! Congratulations!
The Hammerdwarf Urist McSoldier and the Sworddwarf Urist McSoldier have married! Congratulations!
The Hammerdwarf Urist McSoldier and the Marksdwarf Urist McSoldier have married! Congratulations!
The Hammerdwarf Urist McSoldier and the Wrestler Urist McSoldier have married! Congratulations!
The Hammerdwarf Urist McSoldier and the Hammerdwarf Urist McSoldier have married! Congratulations!
Th̴̛e̡̛ ̕H̶͢am̡ḿ̶e͢͡r̢͞d̢w̶̵̡ąr̕f ̡̕Ur̢i̵͘̕ś͝t̨ ͡M҉͟c͘S͢old̷͠i̷e͠͞r̡͞ ̷ą͞n̵͠d̵͝҉ ̧͢t̸͟͜h̛͠e̴̡̧ ̡Ha̕͜m͏mę̧r̢̛dw̨a̸̛r̷f̷̕ ̸̵Ur̸͝i̴͢͢ş̴͡t ̴̴M̨̀̕c̛S͏old̢i̶er̀ ̡h̸á͞ve̛͜ ͏m̡a͟͢r͏r̢̀͡i̷̕e̶͡҉d!̀̀ ̛͝C̸͝o͠ńg̨͏̷r̨͏a͠t̴͜͝ù̡l͟ati̛o̡͘ńs̵̸͢!̀
Th̴̛e̡̛ ̕H̶͢am̡ḿ̶e͢͡r̢͞d̢w̶̵̡ąr̕f ̡̕Ur̢i̵͘̕ś͝t̨ ͡M҉͟c͘S͢old̷͠i̷e͠͞r̡͞ ̷ą͞n̵͠d̵͝҉ ͝͠t̵͘h̢́͢͞e̸͜͟ ̨́͘͟͠F̴̷̶̀o̧ŗ̸u͘̕͜͠m̸̧͜͜i͜҉͘͞t̛́͞ę ̶̷̷́͝T͡h͡é̶͟҉B̧҉̶̡̛i̶g͏̵͠ǵ̡̡̀͜e͏̴̛͟r̷F́̕͜͠i̧̕͏̵s͡͞h́ ҉̴̀͝h̸̴̸̨͏a̷͡v̨̧̧̧͢e̸͝ ҉̧́҉m̧̧ą̡҉̛̛r̸̵͢ŕ̡ì̡̢͢e̴͢d̕͝!̢͘͟͠͝ ̢͢͜C̕͡͡o͡͝ń́̕g̡͢͜͡r̴͜͡͡͝a̧͟͞t̸̵̵͟͞u͏̕͝͏ļ̵̨͘a̸͡ţ̷́͞͞i̷̧̧ò͏̴͞ńś̡̀͘͘!̧
̴̴͢͞T̛͘h̢̧̀͘͢é̛͜r̵e̢͞͠͝͏'̀͡ş̶͜ ̵̵̡҉̛ņ̸͘o͘͢ ̸̢͜e̷̕͟҉̴s͏͟͜ć̸͞͡a̷̢͏̧p̵̢̢̀é̵͢ ͜͠f̷̢̨̧r҉̢ò͡m̛͠ ̶͜͟͠͡ý͞͡ơ̢͢u͏҉̢r͡͠ ̷͟͡ǹ҉e͏w̷̵̛͟ ̛͝҉͝b͏e͠͏̴̀a̶̷͘͢r͘d̡́́͘e̴̕̕͢͢d̢̨͘͡ ̢̢͘͞ļ̢҉o͞͏̛̕v̕͘͠é̷̢͘r̶͘͏҉͡~̵̧̨̛͠!̀͡͏͢
What would Urist do if they wrote a book about medical ethics?
Post by: Grimlocke on February 06, 2016, 02:51:01 am
WWUD if surgery was a moodable skill?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 06, 2016, 06:57:26 am
WWUD if he got surgery from the above?
Post by: 90908 on February 06, 2016, 08:09:46 am
Be Einsteinian Roulette's The Doctor.That's how voracious cave crawler are made.
WWUD if he got surgery from the above?
WWUD if sports were present is DF?
Post by: BadLeo on February 07, 2016, 10:32:01 am
WWUD if sports were present is DF?
Become the first dwarf to survive through a swimming competition.
WWUD if it was possible to build a subway system out of minecarts?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2016, 11:07:15 am
WWUD if he was trapped in a subway system of minecarts?
Post by: 90908 on February 07, 2016, 12:34:15 pm
Do it. Duh.Try his absolute hardest to run into one of the carts. Life in the fortress is hell.
WWUD if he was trapped in a subway system of minecarts?
WWUD if he was the king?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2016, 01:14:04 pm
WWUD if he was deified?
Post by: TD1 on February 07, 2016, 05:49:54 pm
Throw bricks at random elves from his new celestial perch.
WWUD if he found the font of youth, but the way to work it was the same as the one in "On Stranger Tides" (PotC)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2016, 06:07:54 pm
Post by: L0rd L33t on February 07, 2016, 08:01:18 pm
End world hunger and bring world peace
or
get a free sock
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2016, 08:02:11 pm
WWUD if he found the font of youth, but the way to work it was the same as the one in "On Stranger Tides" (PotC)
Post by: L0rd L33t on February 07, 2016, 08:33:33 pm
Post by: 90908 on February 07, 2016, 10:12:05 pm
Get a free sock, then mutilate you to death with it for not responding to the prior poster.WWUD if he found the font of youth, but the way to work it was the same as the one in "On Stranger Tides" (PotC)
Pour beer into it.
WWUD in a post scarcity economy?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2016, 11:51:21 pm
WWUD if he had all the socks?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2016, 11:52:27 pm
just how do i respond to ((Huh?))?((You don't, you note that it is encased in double-parens and look a post up for the actual last gameish post.))
Post by: Admiral Obvious on February 08, 2016, 02:09:36 pm
Get all the socks.Complain about the lack of socks.
WWUD if he had all the socks?
WWUD if there were no socks?
Post by: 90908 on February 08, 2016, 03:08:16 pm
Get all the socks.Complain about the lack of socks.
WWUD if he had all the socks?
WWUD if there were no socks?
Complain about the lack of socks
WWUD to the moon?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 08, 2016, 04:40:23 pm
WWUD if someone started a protest over the fort extinction of polar bears?
Post by: 90908 on February 08, 2016, 05:13:31 pm
Build a tower out of polar bear soap to connect it to the fort.Urist McEnviromentalist has been found dead
WWUD if someone started a protest over the fort extinction of polar bears?
WWUD if he beat a idiotic bear hugging hippy to death with polar bear meat?
Post by: Admiral Obvious on February 08, 2016, 05:42:18 pm
Write a book about it. (The prose is awful, it fulfills the authors every desire.)Build a tower out of polar bear soap to connect it to the fort.Urist McEnviromentalist has been found dead
WWUD if someone started a protest over the fort extinction of polar bears?
WWUD if he beat a idiotic bear hugging hippy to death with polar bear meat?
WWUMake with said tenderised polar bear meat?
Post by: 90908 on February 08, 2016, 05:53:33 pm
Write a book about it. (The prose is awful, it fulfills the authors every desire.)Build a tower out of polar bear soap to connect it to the fort.Urist McEnviromentalist has been found dead
WWUD if someone started a protest over the fort extinction of polar bears?
WWUD if he beat a idiotic bear hugging hippy to death with polar bear meat?
WWUMake with said tenderised polar bear meat?
He'd have a strange mood and make a statue of the hippy with it
WWUD with this statue?
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 08, 2016, 09:18:37 pm
WUDD if he had to flip a lever an he was gonna die of old age if he tryed? but if he doesnt everyone dies
Post by: Admiral Obvious on February 08, 2016, 09:45:54 pm
he would claim to have made it up himself.
WUDD if he had to flip a lever an he was gonna die of old age if he tryed? but if he doesnt everyone dies
He won't flip the lever. It's the upmost disgrace for a dwarf to die of "natural" causes.
WWUD if he was caught in a cage?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 08, 2016, 11:13:55 pm
WWUD if he had only a single plump helmet spawn?
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 08, 2016, 11:41:50 pm
WUDD if he was being traded to humans by hippies while he was in a cage?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 09, 2016, 10:29:52 am
WWUD if someone modded in a creature called dwarf2 that abducted dwarves and turned them into it's own kin
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 09, 2016, 06:20:58 pm
urist cancels construct wall, escaping from prison and killingUrist | Butcher an Animaltree-huggerscapitalists that want a monopoly on the tree market
WWUD if someone modded in a creature called dwarf2 that abducted dwarves and turned them into it's own kin
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 09, 2016, 06:49:03 pm
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 09, 2016, 07:48:31 pm
WUDD if he was king and had the urge to mandate impossible to make items?
Post by: 90908 on February 09, 2016, 08:54:40 pm
Flip the end the world lever
WUDD if he was king and had the urge to mandate impossible to make items?
Mandate slade whips.
WWUD if he joined a hive mind?
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 09, 2016, 10:17:51 pm
WUDD if he needed 10000 cloth for this random artifact?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 09, 2016, 10:20:11 pm
WWUD if he made Planepacked?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 10, 2016, 02:05:27 am
WWUD if he saw this engraving?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 10, 2016, 06:01:39 am
WWUD if he owned Planepacked?
Post by: 90908 on February 10, 2016, 05:40:35 pm
Yell at the person who made it that Planepacked is a turban.
WWUD if he owned Planepacked?
Nothing. He's following children around.
WWUD if he had an Imperator Titan?
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 10, 2016, 08:29:18 pm
KILL IT WITH MAGMA ANYWAYZYell at the person who made it that Planepacked is a turban.
WWUD if he owned Planepacked?
Nothing. He's following children around.
WWUD if he had an Imperator Titan?
WWUD if he discovered hes a DF joke
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: 90908 on February 10, 2016, 08:54:52 pm
KILL IT WITH MAGMA ANYWAYZYell at the person who made it that Planepacked is a turban.
WWUD if he owned Planepacked?
Nothing. He's following children around.
WWUD if he had an Imperator Titan?
WWUD if he discovered hes a DF joke?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Make engravings about it.
WWUD if there was no magma?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 10, 2016, 09:43:08 pm
WWUD if there was nothing with which to make booze and no water?
Post by: 90908 on February 10, 2016, 09:47:39 pm
Make magma.Starve to death next to the food stockpile.
WWUD if there was nothing with which to make booze and no water?
WWUD in North Korea?
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 10, 2016, 09:48:14 pm
WUDD if he was on the moon with nothing, not even underwear cause he was launched up naked by a very long bridge
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on February 11, 2016, 01:20:02 pm
Oops, I thought this was the "explain wtf" thread.
WWUD if he was told to create a bridge that doesn't throw things in random directions?
Post by: Erils on February 11, 2016, 01:49:16 pm
WWUD if he was told to create a bridge that could aim the things it threw.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 11, 2016, 04:04:21 pm
WWUD if he had a cat and a catapult?
Post by: Madman198237 on February 11, 2016, 04:12:10 pm
WWUD if he had one day to build a fully functioning fort with a military and magma flood-the-world device?
Post by: Grimlocke on February 12, 2016, 03:03:00 pm
WWUD if he was the hammerer, and found himself ordered to hammer the hammerer?
Post by: 90908 on February 12, 2016, 03:44:51 pm
Spend it and the next few days on having a single drink.Hammer the man who told him to hammer the hammer with a hammer forged with hammers.
WWUD if he was the hammerer, and found himself ordered to hammer the hammerer?
With an adamantine hammer.
WWUD if he was hammered?
Post by: Madman198237 on February 12, 2016, 03:55:19 pm
WWUD if he was asked to spin his beard into an item that can be worn?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 12, 2016, 03:56:42 pm
WWUD if a moody dwarf cut off his beard?
Post by: BadLeo on February 12, 2016, 05:15:48 pm
WWUD if a moody dwarf cut off his beard?
Wait for the moody dwarf to collect all the stuff he needs, wall the dwarf inside the workshop, wait for him to dehydrate/starve after completing the artefact, collect his beard now made into an artefact and glue it back on his face with bookbinding, spit and a bit of glob of any material.
WWUD if his beard was made into a edge weapon he couldn't wear any more due to the risk of beheading himself?
Post by: 90908 on February 12, 2016, 05:19:22 pm
He'd still wear it.WWUD if a moody dwarf cut off his beard?
Wait for the moody dwarf to collect all the stuff he needs, wall the dwarf inside the workshop, wait for him to dehydrate/starve after completing the artefact, collect his beard now made into an artefact and glue it back on his face with bookbinding, spit and a bit of glob of any material.
WWUD if his beard was made into a edge weapon he couldn't wear any more due to the risk of beheading himself?
WWUD with a sword made out of beard hairs?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 16, 2016, 10:35:36 am
WWUD if he was attacked by a goblin, elf, human, dragon, and a forgotten beast made of bees at the same time?
Post by: 90908 on February 16, 2016, 10:39:01 am
using the beard sword, kill a titan or forgotten beast made of beards, then make more beard swords, that menace with spikes of beardsKill them all, and then tantrum because he was stung be a beard made of bees
WWUD if he was attacked by a goblin, elf, human, dragon, and a forgotten beast made of bees at the same time?
WWUD if he was Armok?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 16, 2016, 10:45:53 am
WWUD if the whole world was one giant dragon? (that grass is actually foot fungus)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 16, 2016, 10:47:40 am
WWUD if the world was actually a fruit on some tree?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 16, 2016, 11:08:05 am
WWUD when he realizes that picking and brewing the fruit will cause the world to end?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 16, 2016, 11:10:03 am
WWUD when drunk off of world tree fruit wine?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 16, 2016, 11:15:23 am
WWUD if he was forced to eat only plants?
Post by: 90908 on February 16, 2016, 11:40:22 am
urist drunkenly falls off the tree. his fellow dwarves chop down the treeGrump dwarf time
WWUD if he was forced to eat only plants?
WWUD if he was literally Hitler?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 16, 2016, 11:41:04 am
WWUD if he was an elf?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 16, 2016, 11:43:29 am
WWUD if he was a invincible god, greater than armok?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 16, 2016, 11:44:52 am
WWUD if he was chosen by Armok for greatness?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 16, 2016, 11:48:51 am
WWUD if he was a badger man?
Post by: 90908 on February 16, 2016, 11:55:20 am
he would die in a gusher of blood. that's what armok considers greatness
WWUD if he was a badger man?
Use his super badger powers to make socks.
WWUD if he was developing Dwarf Fortress?
Post by: Wheeljack on February 16, 2016, 11:58:15 am
WWUD if he was last dwarf?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 16, 2016, 12:12:20 pm
WWUD if it was evitable?
Post by: 90908 on February 16, 2016, 12:52:24 pm
Be Urist Imiknorris and die to evil demons.Look up "Evitable" in a dictionary
WWUD if it was evitable?
WWUD if evitable was actually a word?
Post by: BadLeo on February 16, 2016, 04:44:35 pm
Be Urist Imiknorris and die to evil demons.Look up "Evitable" in a dictionary
WWUD if it was evitable?
WWUD if evitable was actually a word?
Praise the English language for being consistent in its use of Latin roots, prefixes and suffixes, and ditch the use of "avoidable", which it would replace.
WWUD if he actually spoke English?
Post by: Dirst on February 16, 2016, 04:48:09 pm
Join the debate on how to pronounce Urist.Be Urist Imiknorris and die to evil demons.Look up "Evitable" in a dictionary
WWUD if it was evitable?
WWUD if evitable was actually a word?
Praise the English language for being consistent in its use of Latin roots, prefixes and suffixes, and ditch the use of "avoidable", which it would replace.
WWUD if he actually spoke English?
WWUD if the US presidential candidates were running for fort mayor?
Post by: 90908 on February 16, 2016, 05:15:59 pm
Urist lets out a laugh, fell and terrible.Join the debate on how to pronounce Urist.Be Urist Imiknorris and die to evil demons.Look up "Evitable" in a dictionary
WWUD if it was evitable?
WWUD if evitable was actually a word?
Praise the English language for being consistent in its use of Latin roots, prefixes and suffixes, and ditch the use of "avoidable", which it would replace.
WWUD if he actually spoke English?
WWUD if the US presidential candidates were running for fort mayor?
WWUD if he made Donald Trump into a meat turban?
Post by: BadLeo on February 16, 2016, 06:34:15 pm
Urist lets out a laugh, fell and terrible.Join the debate on how to pronounce Urist.Be Urist Imiknorris and die to evil demons.Look up "Evitable" in a dictionary
WWUD if it was evitable?
WWUD if evitable was actually a word?
Praise the English language for being consistent in its use of Latin roots, prefixes and suffixes, and ditch the use of "avoidable", which it would replace.
WWUD if he actually spoke English?
WWUD if the US presidential candidates were running for fort mayor?
WWUD if he made Donald Trump into a meat turban?
Urist McHungry cancels butcher: interrupted by a wig.
WWUD if Trump's wig became undead and started campaigning against migrants through the fort?
Post by: 90908 on February 16, 2016, 07:25:12 pm
WWUD if he could throw magma?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 19, 2016, 02:26:06 pm
WWUD if he had to choose between killing adolf hitler, or an elf?
Post by: crazyabe on February 19, 2016, 02:44:03 pm
WWUD if Toady Finished DF?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 19, 2016, 02:46:27 pm
WWUD if he had to cope with df dev being done, and there was no booze?
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 19, 2016, 09:45:24 pm
WUDD if urist became the most famous elf of all (Cacame!!!!)
Post by: Insanegame27 on February 20, 2016, 04:52:09 am
WWUD if Toady programmed different sets of h2h martial arts into DF?
Post by: BadLeo on February 20, 2016, 08:05:30 am
Be an elf.
WWUD if Toady programmed different sets of h2h martial arts into DF?
Invent a tournament called UFC (Urist Fighting Club) where all Urists can come to kick each-others butts and wrestle each-others fingers for the amusement of the whole fort.
WWUD if he was forced to fight
Post by: 90908 on February 21, 2016, 06:04:05 am
Be very, very confused about the blushing and gasping women.Be an elf.
WWUD if Toady programmed different sets of h2h martial arts into DF?
Invent a tournament called UFC (Urist Fighting Club) where all Urists can come to kick each-others butts and wrestle each-others fingers for the amusement of the whole fort.
WWUD if he was forced to fighthalf nakedwearing just a pair of cave spider silk "half-trousers"?
WWUD if it was happening?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 23, 2016, 10:17:03 am
what would urist do-oo-oo for a Klondike bar
Post by: Dirst on February 23, 2016, 10:33:29 am
if what was happening?(I will change this to a better answer after you tell me)"You can hear the raging battle over there, but Urist is resisting the temptation to run for those socks. I have the Klondike Bar right here... you can do this Urist. Hold on... 3... 2... 1... here's your Klondike Bar."
what would urist do-oo-oo for a Klondike bar
WWUD if the socks he picked up off the battlefield had been worn by an elf?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 23, 2016, 10:41:02 am
WWUD if a Klondike bar was a better material than adamantium?
Post by: BadLeo on February 23, 2016, 04:06:10 pm
WWUD if someone traded his Klondike mug away?
Post by: Arcvasti on February 24, 2016, 12:03:52 am
What would Urist do if their butt turned into a GCS at night?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 24, 2016, 06:43:41 am
WWUD if he MUGS MUGS MUGS MUGS MUGS MUGS?
Post by: Bumber on February 24, 2016, 07:52:04 am
Be webbed and eaten.He'd get thrown in jail for mugging muggy mug mugs while mugging on his smug mug.
WWUD if he MUGS MUGS MUGS MUGS MUGS MUGS?
WWUD if he was given creative control over fortress construction?
Post by: Melting Sky on February 24, 2016, 06:14:03 pm
WWUD if he was the attending physician to a dwarf with a split open pinky finger?
Post by: BadLeo on February 25, 2016, 07:22:49 am
WWUD if all the fish was gone?
Post by: Dirst on February 25, 2016, 09:04:27 am
THERE'S NO WAY TO SAVE IT, WE MUST CUT IT OFF! NURSE, BRING ON MY SILVER BATTLEAXE!The same thing he always does: go back to the eastern swamps, then come back and tell everyone there's nothing to catch in the eastern swamps... at least until a well-time macabre mood puts an end to these reports.
WWUD if all the fish was gone?
WWUD if the carp got together and summoned the Old Carp for protection?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 26, 2016, 02:30:34 pm
WWUD if he was a friendly zombie? he will NOT attack dwarves.
Post by: Arcvasti on February 27, 2016, 03:13:20 pm
What would Urist do if RAW duplication made everything made out of cobwebs?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 27, 2016, 03:15:01 pm
WWUD if everything was made out of slade?
Post by: Arcvasti on February 27, 2016, 03:38:36 pm
UristMcLumberjack cancels Chop Down Tree: Unchoppable Materialx99
UristMcButcher cancels Butcher Animal: Unbutcherable Materialx99
UristMcPeasant cancels Drink: Undrinkable Materialx99
What would Urist do if they could install mods?
Post by: L0rd L33t on February 28, 2016, 02:52:17 pm
UristMcMiner cancels Dig: Undiggable Materialx99
UristMcLumberjack cancels Chop Down Tree: Unchoppable Materialx99
UristMcButcher cancels Butcher Animal: Unbutcherable Materialx99
UristMcPeasant cancels Drink: Undrinkable Materialx99
What would Urist do if they could install mods?
Mod in a new dwarven weapon: The Adamantine Sock Puppet of Magma! This booze powered sock is the pinnacle of dwarven engineering, allowing Urist to shoot magma out of it when equipped! (He would also mod elves to be highly allergic to magma)
What would be the first thing Urist does with the magma shooting sock?
Post by: Dirst on February 28, 2016, 02:57:43 pm
Mod in a new dwarven weapon: The Adamantine Sock Puppet of Magma! This booze powered sock is the pinnacle of dwarven engineering, allowing Urist to shoot magma out of it when equipped! (He would also mod elves to be highly allergic to magma)Spend months trying to equip it properly.
What would be the first thing Urist does with the magma shooting sock?
WWUD if the Overseer tried to sell the sock at the trade depot?
Post by: BadLeo on February 28, 2016, 03:56:13 pm
WWUD if the magma spitting sock puppet came to life?
Post by: Admiral Obvious on February 29, 2016, 11:14:00 pm
Block the path to the Depot with traps, accidentally, of course.
WWUD if the magma spitting sock puppet came to life?
Ponder the secrets of life and death.
WWUD if anything he thought about came real?
Post by: Atomisk on March 01, 2016, 02:35:37 am
WWUD if he mandates the construction of 10,000 tin coins
Post by: BadLeo on March 01, 2016, 09:20:27 am
Lament the flying cheese forgotten beast he has created destroying everything in it's path.
WWUD if he mandates the construction of 10,000 tin coins
Mandate that the bookkeeper counts the coins to see if the mandate is complete. If not, punish the smith with 100 days in prison or 10 hammers in the head for each lacking coin. Damn, there goes our legendary smith...
WWUD if he was the legendary smith aforementioned?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 01, 2016, 10:28:55 am
WWUD if it was a conspiracy and the mandating urist paid urist mclegendsmith's neighbor to invite urist mclegendsmith to numerous and sundry parties insuring he can't finish the mandate?
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on March 01, 2016, 07:16:03 pm
WWUD if she was really a metalcrafter?
((Yes, I'm a Grammar
Post by: Dirst on March 01, 2016, 08:40:10 pm
Urist McLegendsmith would be A-OK, because smiths don't make coins, metalcrafters do.She would watch as the noble mysteriously pulls a lever at the Overseer's behest, and suddenly the sentence is lifted!
WWUD if she was really a metalcrafter?
WWUD if she realized those tin coins bumped up the fortress wealth enough to attract a megabeast?
Post by: BadLeo on March 01, 2016, 09:37:22 pm
Urist McLegendsmith would be A-OK, because smiths don't make coins, metalcrafters do.She would watch as the noble mysteriously pulls a lever at the Overseer's behest, and suddenly the sentence is lifted!
WWUD if she was really a metalcrafter?
WWUD if she realized those tin coins bumped up the fortress wealth enough to attract a megabeast?
She would realize it's all on purpose after she makes the connections: coins are useless except as weapons; there's a megaproject involving minecarts loaded with coins right at the entrance of the fort; it's not for goblins or elven, as they are puny and not worth the effort; OMG IT'S SHOTGUN TIME!
WWUD if there was a sock on the track but the shotgun's lever was already pulled?
Post by: Atomisk on March 01, 2016, 10:04:04 pm
WWUD if the megabeast is slain anyway but they are now missing a hand and coins and socks are raining from the sky?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 01, 2016, 10:06:15 pm
WWUD if Urist McTrump became Baron?
Post by: IronTomato on March 01, 2016, 10:23:56 pm
WWUD if he owned a PC?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 01, 2016, 10:50:28 pm
WWUD if he had a strange parasite instead of hair?
Post by: Bumber on March 02, 2016, 01:39:05 am
Run Dwarf Fortress on it.Watch the fight between it and the familiar parasite on his face.
WWUD if he had a strange parasite instead of hair?
WWUD if he saw his cat rubbing up against a tree?
Edit: I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry!
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv172/Bumber2009/Dwarf%20Fortress/beard_parasites.gif)
There is no need to feel vengeful! I have a part in this!
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 05, 2016, 04:47:06 pm
WUDD if the familiar parasite died?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 05, 2016, 07:12:51 pm
WWUD if an elf grew a beard?
Post by: crazyabe on March 05, 2016, 07:14:37 pm
WWUD if his legs were made of Well cooked Bacon and he was Attacking a Wild Troll that had not eaten in three weeks?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 05, 2016, 07:16:00 pm
No seriously, WWUD if an elf grew a beard?
Post by: IronTomato on March 05, 2016, 07:31:22 pm
WWUD If he caught a
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 05, 2016, 07:34:54 pm
(And that's actually a thing, too.)
WWUD if he caught a SKELETAL carp?
Post by: crazyabe on March 05, 2016, 07:48:46 pm
WWUD if he was made of Bacon?
Post by: BadLeo on March 06, 2016, 12:24:53 am
Stick it in the Stockpiles With the other fishes where ever the overseer had put it...
WWUD if he was made of Bacon?
Urist MacBacon cancels eat: being eaten.
WWUD if there was a bacon dwarf on his fortress?
Post by: Arcvasti on March 06, 2016, 01:52:38 am
What would Urist do if they blasphemed in a temple and got to choose what kinda of werebeast they were turned into?
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 06, 2016, 01:59:40 am
wudd if he was homer simpson
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 06, 2016, 07:07:05 am
WWUD if he caught a skeletal carp?
Post by: Bumber on March 06, 2016, 07:42:49 am
Beer donuts.Put it in the refuse stockpile.
WWUD if he caught a skeletal carp?
WWUD if he caught a bacon carp?
Post by: BadLeo on March 06, 2016, 07:54:27 am
WWUD if his neighbour would spent the entire morning singing religious hymns out loud right next to his window
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 06, 2016, 08:02:19 am
WWUD when presented with the result of his mood?
Post by: crazyabe on March 06, 2016, 10:59:58 am
WWUD if he was a were-elf?
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 06, 2016, 02:24:21 pm
WUDD if he was a female cat?
Post by: Dirst on March 06, 2016, 03:20:47 pm
Urist cancels productivity: Beating self to death in elven shame"And I thought catsplosions were tough on the dwarves!"
WUDD if he was a female cat?
WWUD if he opened a door at just the wrong moment and was adopted by hundreds of cats all at once?
Post by: crazyabe on March 06, 2016, 03:27:38 pm
WWUD if his beard was made of fire AND he was being attacked by an Excessively Flammable web spitting FB?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 06, 2016, 03:34:25 pm
WWUD if he realized someone was abbreviating What Would Urist Do as WUDD?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 08, 2016, 11:25:11 am
WWUD if he wouldn't cancel stuff after seeing any wild creature, but he would cancel if the creature was actually dangerous.(he would not cancel after seeing a crow but would cancel if he saw an ogre)
Post by: 90908 on March 08, 2016, 04:02:06 pm
not know what WUDD is, but kill self just in case it was badThe universe would delete itself, and Urist would be forced to have an instinctual fear of everything once more by the Time Police.
WWUD if he wouldn't cancel stuff after seeing any wild creature, but he would cancel if the creature was actually dangerous.(he would not cancel after seeing a crow but would cancel if he saw an ogre)
WWUD if he knew that the player existed?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 08, 2016, 04:52:47 pm
WWUD if he got a letter back?
Post by: 90908 on March 08, 2016, 08:51:18 pm
Write angry letters to the Overseer about crows.Write the same letter 16 times and go have a drink
WWUD if he got a letter back?
WWUD if he read the letter?
Post by: Dirst on March 08, 2016, 10:03:19 pm
WWUD if he read the letter?
[/quote]
Write a poem:
Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life
...
All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
WWUD if he knew the real world made even less sense than his familiar Region1?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 09, 2016, 02:11:21 pm
WWUD if dwarf fortress made perfect sense?
Post by: 90908 on March 09, 2016, 05:52:23 pm
urist cancels life, collecting dropped jawNot exist
WWUD if dwarf fortress made perfect sense?
WWUD if adventure mode characters were sane?
Post by: BadLeo on March 10, 2016, 09:24:17 am
WWUD if the lawyer profession was institutionalized on DF?
Post by: Adragis on March 10, 2016, 09:30:17 am
WWUD if he were Urist Wright, Ace Lawyer?
Post by: BadLeo on March 10, 2016, 03:48:48 pm
WWUD to become a lawyer without law schools around the fort?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 11, 2016, 02:12:57 pm
WWUD if he had to defend the case of an elf?
Post by: BadLeo on March 11, 2016, 02:25:11 pm
WWUD if he was sued by an elf lawyer?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 11, 2016, 02:27:22 pm
WWUD if the elven lawyer fought off the elf assassin?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 11, 2016, 03:09:53 pm
WWUD if one of those two dodged the magma?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 11, 2016, 03:11:54 pm
WWUD if one of the elves survived the cats?
Post by: 90908 on March 11, 2016, 04:38:36 pm
that's what the cat squad is forDelete the elf raws from the game.
WWUD if one of the elves survived the cats?
WWUD if he talked to god?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 11, 2016, 06:55:46 pm
WWUD if he had an entire pantheon to worship?
Post by: Arcvasti on March 13, 2016, 12:46:12 am
What would Urist do if they had access to ALL THE COOKING RECIPES?
Post by: BadLeo on March 13, 2016, 08:29:39 am
WWUD if he met an Italian cuisine chef?
Post by: 90908 on March 13, 2016, 11:40:22 am
Make spaghetti. Biscuits of spaghetti.Denounce him for not mincing enough.
WWUD if he met an Italian cuisine chef?
WWUD if he could do something other then mince?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 13, 2016, 11:42:17 am
WWUD if he could no longer mince?
Post by: BadLeo on March 13, 2016, 12:49:55 pm
WWUD if the vegetables start to put up a fight?
Post by: 90908 on March 13, 2016, 02:51:14 pm
Mutilate the vegetables. This is a carrot biscuit. The carrot is well mutilated. The severed carrot flies off in an arc.Increase mincing by 200%
WWUD if the vegetables start to put up a fight?
WWUD in the event of food based necromancy?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 15, 2016, 09:36:03 am
WWUD if the cake-men attacked him
Post by: BadLeo on March 15, 2016, 12:19:31 pm
WWUD if it was actually possible to draft children for squads?
Post by: KillzEmAllGod on March 17, 2016, 05:37:56 pm
WWUD If he was able to edit the raws?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 22, 2016, 09:20:35 am
WWUD if everything(except dwarves) was composed of frozen and liquid beer
Post by: CURRENTYEAR on March 22, 2016, 03:57:30 pm
WWUD if he discovered that the king was a goblin?
Post by: 90908 on March 23, 2016, 03:07:11 pm
Find a way to start a fire.Find a way to start a fire.
WWUD if he discovered that the king was a goblin?
WWUD if he was on an island, alone?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 23, 2016, 05:59:21 pm
WWUD if the embark had no way to get a pickaxe?
Post by: Baffler on March 23, 2016, 09:46:05 pm
Strike the earth.
WWUD if the embark had no way to get a pickaxe?
Live in a wooden village on the surface, protected only by a palisade and an army of peasants equipped with crossbows and -stray war dog bone bolts-.
WWUD if there were no more questions to ask?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 23, 2016, 10:06:35 pm
WWUD if he couldn't?
Post by: Dirst on March 23, 2016, 10:09:34 pm
Make a new questionMake -scholar bone bolts- out of all the now-useless people in the library.
WWUD if he couldn't?
WWUD if a new question emerged after all of the question-answerers were eliminated?
Post by: 90908 on March 24, 2016, 04:28:11 pm
Learn necromancyMake a new questionMake -scholar bone bolts- out of all the now-useless people in the library.
WWUD if he couldn't?
WWUD if a new question emerged after all of the question-answerers were eliminated?
WWUD if he was the player?
Post by: BadLeo on March 25, 2016, 08:52:20 am
WWUD if he was arrested for harassment?
Post by: Kamsko on March 26, 2016, 05:33:21 am
Pester Toady about the implementation of features. Very much every day. And with an axe. And send him a radish wine barrel every time he does implement one. Which would be pretty much always, because, erm, the axe.
WWUD if he was arrested for harassment?
Get chained to the fb web silk production bunker.
WWUD when asked as the newly minted hearth person to fight a traveling band of goblin bards.
Post by: Bumber on March 26, 2016, 06:53:05 am
WWUD when asked as the newly minted hearth person to fight a traveling band of goblin bards.Musical battle, with the
WWUD if forced to choose between socks and cheese (engraved with images of cheese) outside during a siege?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 29, 2016, 09:33:43 am
WWUD if elves realized that mining with stolen pick wouldn't hurt any trees and proceeded to make iron weaponry?
Post by: Bumber on March 29, 2016, 02:43:09 pm
urist would kill every last goblin in a fit of rage and claim all the cheese and socks he wants because no dwarf is brave enough to say noWatch the elves fail spectacularly at smelting and set themselves and their beloved forest on fire.
WWUD if elves realized that mining with stolen pick wouldn't hurt any trees and proceeded to make iron weaponry?
WWCD if he and his beloved forest were on fire?
Post by: Dirst on March 29, 2016, 02:46:38 pm
"I want stockpiles designated for every nook and cranny of this forest. Good, no idea how that works but now the fires are out."urist would kill every last goblin in a fit of rage and claim all the cheese and socks he wants because no dwarf is brave enough to say noWatch the elves fail spectacularly at smelting and set themselves and their beloved forest on fire.
WWUD if elves realized that mining with stolen pick wouldn't hurt any trees and proceeded to make iron weaponry?
WWCD if he and his beloved forest were on fire?
WWUD if he saw Cacame do, well, anything?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on March 29, 2016, 02:47:40 pm
WWUD if Cacame noticed him?
Post by: BadLeo on March 29, 2016, 11:42:15 pm
WWUD if Cacame actually engarved his arm?
Post by: Adragis on March 30, 2016, 06:53:20 am
WWUD if he was ghost?
Post by: IronTomato on March 30, 2016, 09:15:13 pm
WWUD If he was a legendary warrior?
Post by: 90908 on March 31, 2016, 09:20:37 pm
Be hired as a training dummy for the military, since their weapons passed through him with no effect. He would later become known as the dorf who single-handedly made the lowliest recruits into legendary warriors.Turn out to be a vampire
WWUD If he was a legendary warrior?
WWUD do is he was a legendary warrior vampire?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 01, 2016, 01:57:43 pm
What would happen if Urist tried to feed on another vampire who had been knocked unconscious?
Post by: KillzEmAllGod on April 03, 2016, 02:52:03 am
WWUD with all the new fat?
Post by: 90908 on April 03, 2016, 09:58:37 am
Drink all the fat.Burn it away
WWUD with all the new fat?
WWUD if he could fly?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on April 03, 2016, 10:01:03 am
WWUD if flying pathed right?
Post by: Dirst on April 03, 2016, 12:24:21 pm
Have pathing issues.Die horribly to a roc attack.
WWUD if flying pathed right?
WWUD if he could mine thru solid roc?
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on April 04, 2016, 12:35:05 am
WWUD if she could eat nothing but pebbls?
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on April 04, 2016, 12:37:30 am
WWUD if she could eat nothing but pebbls?
Post by: Bumber on April 04, 2016, 08:32:31 am
WWUD if she was caught in a time loop?
Post by: BadLeo on April 04, 2016, 11:04:04 am
WWUD with all the pebbls he ended up with?
Post by: jaked122 on April 05, 2016, 09:21:55 am
Get drunk and wasted without actually having to deal with the hangover.Lick each and every one.
WWUD with all the pebbls he ended up with?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 05, 2016, 10:12:47 am
umm... you didn't post a WWUD, so I''ll do itGet drunk and wasted without actually having to deal with the hangover.Lick each and every one.
WWUD with all the pebbls he ended up with?
WWUD if the only sock in the fortress, was guarded by a dragon, roc, hydra, bronze colossus and a forgotten beast all of whom don't fight with each other
Post by: TheBiggerFish on April 05, 2016, 04:35:59 pm
WWUD if they had a wish in the Corrupt A Wish thread?
Post by: Bumber on April 05, 2016, 05:07:35 pm
Get the sock.Magma. You can't go wrong with magma. And if your favorite sock falls in magma, you just go right on in after it.
WWUD if they had a wish in the Corrupt A Wish thread?
WWUD if he became
Post by: pikachu17 on April 06, 2016, 09:43:16 am
WWMD if they were attacked by Commander demonic from the planet Underworld?
Post by: Bumber on April 06, 2016, 04:25:28 pm
Team up with Mud Man, Wolverine Man and Cyclops, so they can fight evilTeam up with Water Woman to obsidianize their foe.
WWMD if they were attacked by Commander demonic from the planet Underworld?
WWUD if he had a large farm plot of hemp?
Post by: BadLeo on April 07, 2016, 09:34:55 am
WWUD with all that, erm, hemp rope, lying around?
Post by: Bumber on April 07, 2016, 11:10:29 pm
He actually does, but since no other drug besides alcohol is coded, all he can do with it is rope. And hope for, erm, other uses to be coded in.Knit a sock and dip it in magma to see what inhaling the smoke does.
WWUD with all that, erm, hemp rope, lying around?
WWUD once he realized that his sock is now a ‼XXhemp sockXX‼, and soon to be no more?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 08, 2016, 01:26:19 pm
WWUD if a goblin bard arrived, because he was curious about the Scarlet Grape?
Post by: pikachu17 on June 07, 2016, 09:18:10 am
Post by: 90908 on June 08, 2016, 04:41:28 pm
I'm talking about blood. I like blood.
WWUD if the thread was bumped?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 09, 2016, 03:43:26 am
WWUD if the thread was all contained in a minecart?
Post by: Bumber on June 09, 2016, 07:10:16 am
Die horribly. Everyone knows the slightest minecart bump can result in permanent or fatal injury.Guide it to a dumping track stop.
WWUD if the thread was all contained in a minecart?
Where does the track stop dump?
Post by: BadLeo on June 09, 2016, 07:57:23 am
WWUD as a webmaster when facing an error 404?
Post by: 90908 on June 09, 2016, 07:01:28 pm
WWUD if Dwarf Fortress was deconstructed?
Post by: pikachu17 on June 10, 2016, 01:32:33 pm
Deconstruct the internet. Its wasting precious FPS...Stand on top of it while deconstructing it, then fall down.
WWUD if Dwarf Fortress was deconstructed?
WWUD if adventurer forts actually had visitors and had a presence in the legends mode?
Post by: Bumber on June 11, 2016, 03:26:40 am
WWUD if adventurer forts actually had visitors and had a presence in the legends mode?Become a bard and lead them off to war.
WWUD if he entered a jousting tournament?
Post by: pikachu17 on June 15, 2016, 09:51:00 am
Elf cancels joust, head missingWWUD if adventurer forts actually had visitors and had a presence in the legends mode?Become a bard and lead them off to war.
WWUD if he entered a jousting tournament?
Urist cancels joust, celebrating
WWUD if his opponent was riding a giant sponge and his opponent was a human?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 15, 2016, 12:41:06 pm
WWUD if he was a Giant Sponge?
Post by: Ekaton on June 15, 2016, 02:00:00 pm
WWUD if he were a cabbage man?
Post by: BadLeo on June 17, 2016, 07:57:17 am
WWUD if he witnessed Sgt. Hartman and Dr. Strangelove discussing about WWUD?
Post by: Bumber on June 17, 2016, 02:23:10 pm
He would at all costs avoid to be minced into a cabbage biscuit.Have the fort's childcare center build a FTW device.
WWUD if he witnessed Sgt. Hartman and Dr. Strangelove discussing about WWUD?
WWUD if a minecart full of magma was speeding towards the sock stockpile, but derailing it toward the kitten orphanage meant interrupting his drink?
Post by: Imic on June 18, 2016, 12:28:51 pm
WWUD if he was transported into ironforge in Wow?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 18, 2016, 03:30:56 pm
WWUD if the only booze in the world was held by the gods?
Post by: BadLeo on June 19, 2016, 10:52:09 am
WWUD if he achieved deity status?
Post by: Imic on June 19, 2016, 02:20:12 pm
Wwud if his brain was put into an elf?
Post by: Bumber on June 19, 2016, 03:04:59 pm
Wwud if his brain was put into an elf?Burn down a bunch of forest retreats and deny it.
WWUD if his brain was put into a kobold?
Post by: BadLeo on June 19, 2016, 03:57:41 pm
WWUD if his brain was put into a clown's body?
Post by: Grimlocke on June 20, 2016, 12:23:24 am
WWUD if he had a fixed temp high enough to set cloth on fire?
Post by: Bumber on June 20, 2016, 01:31:42 am
Wear only the best grime covered mittens on each of his tentacles.Strange mood fire imp leather socks.
WWUD if he had a fixed temp high enough to set cloth on fire?
WWUD if he was a sock?
Post by: Imic on June 21, 2016, 09:00:18 am
Wwud if drink was removed from df, socks were nerfed, and he was put in front of a giant ruin for no apparant reason?
Post by: pikachu17 on June 21, 2016, 01:01:31 pm
Be in eternal paradiseThe giant ruin must be a demon fortress! he's in HELL!
Wwud if drink was removed from df, socks were nerfed, and he was put in front of a giant ruin for no apparant reason?
WWUD a bunch of demons composed of pig tails were after him?
Post by: BadLeo on June 22, 2016, 01:39:44 pm
WWUD if his only pair of XXpig tail socksXX was about to vanish?
Post by: Bumber on June 23, 2016, 10:56:05 pm
WWUD if his only pair of XXpig tail socksXX was about to vanish?Try to gain enough kills with it in the hopes that giving it a name will prevent wear. If it doesn't, at least it won't be forgotten.
WWUD if only he could hear socks talk?
Post by: Gwolfski on June 24, 2016, 04:58:27 am
What if a zombie siege charged over his favorite sock?
Post by: pikachu17 on June 24, 2016, 01:19:03 pm
Become the dwarven messiahEh, They are only zombie skins, totally worth fighting for a sock.
What if a zombie siege charged over his favorite sock?
WWUD if his XXpig tail socksXX became a zombie?
Post by: Gwolfski on June 24, 2016, 02:32:57 pm
Dwarf Fortress cancels crash:event_zombie_sock is too awesome (>9000)
Urist cancels Sanity:Universe broken.
What would happen if his fave sock became a vampire?
Post by: pikachu17 on June 24, 2016, 02:44:18 pm
Dwarf Fortress cancels amuse player:CrashingWell obviously that's a good time to fall asleep with the vampiric sock still on.
Dwarf Fortress cancels crash:event_zombie_sock is too awesome (>9000)
Urist cancels Sanity:Universe broken.
What would happen if his fave sock became a vampire?
WWUD if the vampiric sock talked to him how awesome nature is, and how he shouldn't cut down trees?
Post by: Gwolfski on June 24, 2016, 04:35:26 pm
What if a cave-in happened in the booze pile
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on June 24, 2016, 05:37:35 pm
WUDD if Dwarf fortress became a zombie
Post by: Gwolfski on June 24, 2016, 05:51:48 pm
What if the bed was made of frozen booze?
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on June 24, 2016, 06:22:55 pm
What if everyone but him was a zombie
Post by: Gwolfski on June 25, 2016, 03:56:21 am
What if his cat turned into a vampire?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 25, 2016, 11:14:09 am
WWUD if someone misspelled the WWUD acronym as WUDD?
Post by: BadLeo on June 25, 2016, 05:05:05 pm
WWUD when engaging such an activity?
Post by: 90908 on June 27, 2016, 11:37:22 am
WWUD if he was a Chaos god?
Post by: Dirst on June 27, 2016, 11:52:06 am
Drink everything and I do mean EVERYTHING. Only he would be left at the end.Drink a mugful of Adventurer.
WWUD if he was a Chaos god?
WWUD if he was a weresock?
Post by: Urist McWoodBurner on June 27, 2016, 01:15:34 pm
WWUD if he bought a boat?
Post by: BadLeo on June 27, 2016, 06:59:39 pm
WWUD if the sea was made of ale?
Post by: hops on June 27, 2016, 08:09:22 pm
WWUD if bird elephants?
Post by: LordFreezer on June 27, 2016, 10:04:10 pm
WWUD with a forklift?
Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on June 27, 2016, 10:28:35 pm
Flood the map with flying magma.Nothing. I don't think Toady One is going to add any post-16th century technology.
WWUD with a forklift?
WWUD with a shark?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 28, 2016, 01:14:15 am
WWUD if he couldn't mince?
Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on June 28, 2016, 07:13:27 am
This is a masterful shark roast. It is made of masterfully minced shark, masterfully minced shark, masterfully minced shark, and masterfully minced shark.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julienning
WWUD if he couldn't mince?
WWUD with the ability to make a bonfire?
Post by: BadLeo on June 28, 2016, 08:00:01 am
WWUD with the elven roast that will come along?
Post by: pikachu17 on June 28, 2016, 09:19:07 am
Speed up the process of coal making, one whole forest at a time.Nothing, He aint no elf-eating elf!(for you grammar Nazis I realize that's a double negative.)
WWUD with the elven roast that will come along?
WWUD if adventurers and forts COULD use the body parts of non-dwarven sentients?
Post by: LordFreezer on June 28, 2016, 07:44:21 pm
WWUD if his cat became a noble and demanded a slade bed?
Post by: Dirst on June 28, 2016, 10:55:48 pm
Build a fortress made of the bones of hippies.Arrange an unfortunate accident. And make a featherwood hammer just for insurance.
WWUD if his cat became a noble and demanded a slade bed?
WWUD if he just noticed that the dwarven mayor has been mayor of this fort for the past 348 years? ("My family has voted for him for generations. Wait a minute...")
Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on June 28, 2016, 11:38:52 pm
#DwexitBuild a fortress made of the bones of hippies.Arrange an unfortunate accident. And make a featherwood hammer just for insurance.
WWUD if his cat became a noble and demanded a slade bed?
WWUD if he just noticed that the dwarven mayor has been mayor of this fort for the past 348 years? ("My family has voted for him for generations. Wait a minute...")
WWUD with a candlestick?
Post by: LordFreezer on June 29, 2016, 12:22:52 am
WWUD to his sibling if they were conjoined twins?
Post by: pikachu17 on June 29, 2016, 09:23:17 am
Conduct a grizzly murder in the booze stockpile.Urist cancels not hurting sibling, Transforming. Urist has transformed into a Wereass!
WWUD to his sibling if they were conjoined twins?
WWUD for a pet unicorn, and dragon?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 04, 2016, 12:29:42 pm
WWUD with a large assortment of firearms?
Post by: BadLeo on July 04, 2016, 03:35:05 pm
WWUD with a large assortment of firearms?
Melt all of them and with the resulting alloy mint coins to load a minecart shotgun, of course.
WWUD if put in charge of the fortress' minecart system?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 04, 2016, 07:25:10 pm
The world is done for.
WWUD without minecarts?
Post by: hops on July 05, 2016, 08:43:31 am
WWUD if he was in the Plane of Wheelbarrows?
Post by: IronTomato on July 05, 2016, 08:48:27 am
WWUD if beer was liquid bread?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 05, 2016, 01:40:37 pm
Take to the sky in his wheelbarrow plane, and drop wheelbarrow bombs on all the fortresses so that they would stop hauling stone so slowly.magma beer refineries, obviously
WWUD if beer was liquid bread?
WWUD if the beer refinery(where they melt the bread) was about to be attacked by a dragon?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 05, 2016, 02:31:47 pm
WWUD on encountering a fire-breathing megabeast made out of beer?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 05, 2016, 02:38:55 pm
Drink the beer and eat the bread, obviously. You can't get incinerated on an empty stomach!release the web-throwing FB made of pig tail socks named sockzilla.
WWUD on encountering a fire-breathing megabeast made out of beer?
WWUD if he was raymond burr?
Post by: Jako98145 on July 05, 2016, 03:57:48 pm
WWUD if he had nukes?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 05, 2016, 04:19:10 pm
WWUD with a doomsday button?
Post by: Insanegame27 on July 06, 2016, 07:40:58 am
WWUD if he threw a party?
Post by: BadLeo on July 06, 2016, 10:11:24 am
WWUD with a ticket for a Justin Bieber's concert?
Post by: Imic on July 06, 2016, 12:09:20 pm
WWUD if he was put in prison, at the perfect height to see the guards burning his sock?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 06, 2016, 01:04:42 pm
Burn it.Urist cancels sanity, deconstructing bars, killing guards, and putting out sock.
WWUD if he was put in prison, at the perfect height to see the guards burning his sock?
WWUD if there was no water available, and no one modded in urine?
Post by: heydude6 on July 06, 2016, 08:20:10 pm
WWUD if he bled beer instead of blood?
Post by: BadLeo on July 06, 2016, 10:44:15 pm
WWUD if his only drinkable options beside water were turnip wine and goblin blight?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 08, 2016, 01:52:01 pm
Truly fear the night, cause vampires would be the least of his problems...Drink turnip wine, then "accidently" turn the goblinblight into nobleblight
WWUD if his only drinkable options beside water were turnip wine and goblin blight?
WWUD if the sheriff thought that urist was the one that killed the noble, and the noble had been giving him excellent wine
Post by: Imic on July 10, 2016, 05:03:17 am
Wwud if the matter of the equilibrium was the same diameter of the sercumference of his mug of ale?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 10, 2016, 11:06:02 pm
WWUD if pestered violently by intangible and ultimately harmless undead?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 11, 2016, 06:48:14 pm
WWUD if another dwarf suddenly fell through the roof of the tavern and exploded?
Post by: Arcvasti on July 11, 2016, 06:51:04 pm
What would Urist do if the library was filled with peregrine falcon men?
Post by: BadLeo on July 12, 2016, 08:07:09 am
WWUD if HE was shushed on the library?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 12, 2016, 09:17:09 am
Shush them. Barbaric animal-men, they don't know how to properly behave on a library.Quite down. Wouldn't want to upset the vampire librarian, would he
WWUD if HE was shushed on the library?
WWUD if he was the librarian?
Post by: Imic on July 12, 2016, 11:30:55 am
Wwud if he was turned into a vampire, so that he need never drink again?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 12, 2016, 12:14:35 pm
WWUD if a vampire drank his .... BLOOOOOD?
Post by: Imic on July 12, 2016, 03:35:46 pm
WWUD If he was to build the most amazing fortress in the history of dwarves?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 12, 2016, 05:25:44 pm
Wwud if he dug up a dinosaur skeleton?
Post by: endlessblaze on July 12, 2016, 05:31:30 pm
wwud if he had the option of assembling the skeleton into a full statue?
Post by: Imic on July 13, 2016, 12:12:53 am
Wwud if his cousin was nice?
Post by: Bumber on July 13, 2016, 12:19:13 am
WWUD if the entire world was composed of necromancers, due to a newspaper article on the secrets of life and death?
Post by: Imic on July 13, 2016, 01:24:31 am
Wwud if he found magma
Post by: BadLeo on July 13, 2016, 07:22:05 am
WWUD if he was falling down into a magma pool, still 25 z levels below?
Post by: hops on July 13, 2016, 09:30:22 am
WWUD if his skeleton was reanimated?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 13, 2016, 10:35:22 am
Wwud if the sheep were the people and the dwarves their cattle?
Post by: BadLeo on July 13, 2016, 01:00:49 pm
Wwud if the sheep were the people and the dwarves their cattle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcE5aDTszrY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcE5aDTszrY)
WWUD if the sheep start
Post by: Imic on July 13, 2016, 01:13:28 pm
Wwud if the sheep picked up spears and shields, walked on two legs and charged?
Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on July 13, 2016, 01:14:47 pm
Run.Deny their line of credit.
Wwud if the sheep picked up spears and shields, walked on two legs and charged?
WWUD with a noun?
Post by: Imic on July 13, 2016, 01:31:05 pm
Wwud against a human soldier in full steel armour with a spear and a shield?
Post by: Dirst on July 13, 2016, 02:16:13 pm
Hit an elf with it.Hit an elf with it.
Wwud against a human soldier in full steel armour with a spear and a shield?
WWUD with a guitar (and you thought DF had oddly-spelled names for instruments)?
Post by: Bumber on July 13, 2016, 05:51:46 pm
WWUD with a guitar (and you thought DF had oddly-spelled names for instruments)?Trade it for some socks:
(http://i.imgur.com/VEztZtB.jpg)
WWUD with a slade fiddle?
Post by: BadLeo on July 13, 2016, 08:27:17 pm
Enchant a serpent. Extract its venom. Coat his battle axe with it. Hit an Elf with it. Make Elf bone's fiddle and play a happy Celtic song with it, since damn slade fiddles can only be used to play SATANIC HARD ROCK.
WWUD with a bad joke?
Post by: Imic on July 14, 2016, 12:53:35 pm
Wwud in game of thrones?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 14, 2016, 12:55:53 pm
Mandate slade beds.
WWUD if he was playing Undertale?
Post by: Imic on July 14, 2016, 01:24:16 pm
Wwud with minecraft?
Post by: Gwolfski on July 14, 2016, 04:38:57 pm
Wwud with Transport Tycoon?
Post by: BadLeo on July 14, 2016, 09:06:23 pm
WWUD with "Pirates! Gold"?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 15, 2016, 01:39:54 pm
Weaponize planes by placing airports at the centre of cities.Smelt it to get more gold than it took to make it.
WWUD with "Pirates! Gold"?
WWUD if he could choose between a Wii U, a Playstation 4, and a Xbox One?
Post by: BadLeo on July 15, 2016, 03:54:23 pm
WWUD with all the computational power provided by his mechanism's quantum entanglement?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 16, 2016, 01:20:04 pm
And play the largest forts without lag.
WWUD with the capability to create computers that cannot lag? (Because they're absurdly powerful)
Post by: Imic on July 16, 2016, 02:09:32 pm
Wwud if sock?
Post by: SOLDIER First on July 16, 2016, 08:53:58 pm
WWUD if his pet kitten asplode?
Post by: Gwolfski on July 17, 2016, 02:53:34 am
Wwud with a PC?
Post by: Imic on July 17, 2016, 03:26:19 am
Wwud if his king had ruled his nation for 429 years?
Post by: Bumber on July 17, 2016, 08:01:15 am
Hit an elf with it.Suspect they might be an elf.
Wwud if his king had ruled his nation for 429 years?
WWUD if he composed a dance form for cats?
Post by: BadLeo on July 17, 2016, 10:54:32 am
WWUD if this was a good joke?
Post by: Imic on July 18, 2016, 12:11:12 am
Wwud if his king was cacame awemendinite?
Post by: endlessblaze on July 18, 2016, 07:15:02 pm
wwud if the great king told him to jump off a clif.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 18, 2016, 07:28:13 pm
Wwud if he met a stranger in the woods who promised him a kings ransom if he would only follow?
Post by: Imic on July 19, 2016, 03:58:25 am
Wwud in battlefailed?
Post by: BadLeo on July 19, 2016, 07:52:38 am
WWUD if he couldn't quickscope for shit?
Post by: Imic on July 19, 2016, 08:41:09 am
Wwud if his crossbow was made of sock leather?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 19, 2016, 11:04:03 am
Wwud if everyone thought she was a little crazy?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 19, 2016, 02:24:59 pm
At that point he's probably made out of cheese bones so he doesn't really care.Be happy that everyone knows she's a dwarf
Wwud if everyone thought she was a little crazy?
WWUD if she had a pet dragon?
Post by: Imic on July 19, 2016, 03:16:21 pm
Wwud if fluffy destroyed the world, and then came back to snuggle harmlessly beside Urist?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 19, 2016, 03:28:28 pm
WWUD if fluffy actually had fur?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 19, 2016, 05:24:41 pm
WWUD in a marching band?
Post by: A_S00 on July 19, 2016, 06:25:00 pm
WWUD in a rock band?
Post by: IronTomato on July 19, 2016, 06:41:21 pm
Urist has been knocked unconscious.
The audience has left, unhappy.
WWUD In a metal band?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 19, 2016, 08:38:53 pm
The audience has fainted.
The band has crumbled to its end.
WWUD in a jazz band?
Post by: Imic on July 20, 2016, 04:50:34 am
Wwud in ireland?
Post by: BadLeo on July 20, 2016, 09:07:44 am
WWUD in Japan?
Post by: Imic on July 20, 2016, 11:43:02 am
Wwud in mother russia?
Post by: Dirst on July 20, 2016, 12:20:35 pm
Watch more anime then is healthy.In Russia, anime watch Urist.
Wwud in mother russia?
WWUD in Brazil around the Olympics?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 20, 2016, 02:16:37 pm
WWUD if brazil had no socks?
Post by: BadLeo on July 20, 2016, 02:57:24 pm
WWUD if his kingdom failed to win a single medal in the Dwarven Olympics?
Post by: Imic on July 20, 2016, 03:06:25 pm
Urist cancels work: running away with medals.
Wwud if his name was Kegath?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 20, 2016, 08:11:25 pm
Wwud with a single pebble of ordinary shale?
Post by: BadLeo on July 20, 2016, 08:20:41 pm
WWUD if he couldn't stop playing nationstates?
Post by: Imic on July 21, 2016, 12:53:41 am
Wwudif his name was Avus?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 21, 2016, 10:25:44 am
Make a very corrupt nation then burn his phone/ computer.assume he can fly because of the av part, then fall of a cliff
Wwudif his name was Avus?
WWUD if he was taking a coding course?
Post by: Imic on July 21, 2016, 10:54:58 am
Wwud if his name was Bomrek?
Post by: Dirst on July 21, 2016, 10:56:38 am
Get thrown out for insisting on bringing dozens of minecarts to class.Make a very corrupt nation then burn his phone/ computer.assume he can fly because of the av part, then fall of a cliff
Wwudif his name was Avus?
WWUD if he was taking a coding course?
WWUD if he was taking a class on economics?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 21, 2016, 11:00:15 am
Get yelled at for bringing useless coins to the class, when you was supposed to bring moneyGet thrown out for insisting on bringing dozens of minecarts to class.Make a very corrupt nation then burn his phone/ computer.assume he can fly because of the av part, then fall of a cliff
Wwudif his name was Avus?
WWUD if he was taking a coding course?
WWUD if he was taking a class on economics?
WWUD if he was a elf skin sock?
Post by: Imic on July 21, 2016, 11:19:56 am
Wwud in a history class?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 21, 2016, 11:27:29 am
WWUD if death wanting to play tacticus with him?
Post by: BadLeo on July 21, 2016, 12:23:43 pm
WWUD if become a vampire meant 42?
Post by: heydude6 on July 21, 2016, 03:07:51 pm
WWUD if he figured out the meaning of unlife
Post by: pikachu17 on July 21, 2016, 03:51:48 pm
WWUD if he had a pet Skarmory(it's the flying/steel type bird pokemon)?
Post by: Bumber on July 22, 2016, 12:39:17 am
WWUD if he had a pet Skarmory(it's the flying/steel type bird pokemon)?Repeatedly use Autotomize and melt down the steel feathers.
Wwud if his name was Bomrek?
Post by: Imic on July 22, 2016, 07:53:14 am
Wwud if he became friends with death who, in reality, is quite a nice person. He's just... Good at his job.
Post by: Madman198237 on July 24, 2016, 08:41:21 pm
WWUD on a business trip?
Post by: Dirst on July 24, 2016, 09:54:50 pm
Die, because Death took him along on a business trip one day.Conduct a meeting, then lounge around in the tavern for a year before going home.
WWUD on a business trip?
WWUD having to sit through a PowerPoint presentation?
Post by: BlackMuffin on July 24, 2016, 10:43:40 pm
WWUD when hammered? (I mean inebriated in this context)
Post by: pikachu17 on July 26, 2016, 09:19:27 am
WWUD if the only way to get socks was to not have any alcohol?
Post by: angelious on July 26, 2016, 10:38:07 am
be a regular drunk dwarf.
WWUD if the only way to get socks was to not have any alcohol?
he would not have socks
WWUD if he found out he had walled himself in with a forgotten beast.
Post by: Madman198237 on July 26, 2016, 05:22:28 pm
WWUD after loses all his limbs in battle?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 27, 2016, 09:22:14 am
WWUD if he had an oculus rift?
Post by: armok of blood on July 27, 2016, 12:05:47 pm
Wonder why the question has a line through it.Sell it to the elves (in a wooden bin).
WWUD if he had an oculus rift?
What would Urist do if a goblin siege broke into the living quarters?
Post by: Imic on July 27, 2016, 01:30:22 pm
Wwud if he was a speardorf?
Post by: BadLeo on July 27, 2016, 04:58:29 pm
WWUD if the only weapon available to him was an adamantine mace?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 27, 2016, 05:28:33 pm
Wonder why the question has a line through it.
WWUD if he had an oculus rift?
I'm sorry, OK? I didn't check it!!!! QUIT COMPLAINING TO ME!!!!
Play darts. And get a real weapon upon engaging battle.
WWUD if the only weapon available to him was an adamantine mace?
Urist cancels Bash Enemy, too busy biting/kicking/punching enemy. (Dwarfs will sometimes do all they can to not use weapons in combat....It's annoying)
WWUD with a lead artifact sword?
Post by: Baffler on July 29, 2016, 12:04:17 pm
What would Urist McSoapmaker do if he was arrested minutes after arriving from the mountainhomes for the murder of one of the fortress' llamas?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 29, 2016, 01:24:00 pm
WWUD if accused of theft?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 29, 2016, 02:25:24 pm
WWUD if accused of adultery?
Post by: Arcvasti on July 30, 2016, 11:49:03 am
What would Urist do if the farm animals revolted?
Post by: Imic on July 30, 2016, 05:09:21 pm
Wwud if he was a jew?
Post by: heydude6 on July 31, 2016, 12:51:03 pm
WWUD if he followed Christianity
Post by: Arcvasti on July 31, 2016, 02:52:33 pm
What would Urist do if they worshipped cats?
Post by: BlackMuffin on July 31, 2016, 07:46:35 pm
Lead some Crusades against the heathen elves!Refuse to butcher/cage/otherwise harm or control cats, resulting in unavoidable catsplosions in every single fortress and unending 5 FPS in long-term fortresses.
What would Urist do if they worshipped cats?
WWUD when his tasks all take him twice as long because of shit framerate?
Post by: Baffler on August 02, 2016, 02:15:32 am
WWUD if the economy was re-enabled?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 02, 2016, 09:59:26 am
Murder the guards.
WWUD if accused of theft?
Keep playing along. What the player perceives as low FPS is in reality the dwarves all moving in exaggerated slow motion, even talking in 'slow motion voice' with each other, in an attempt to drive the player to retire the fort and therefore eliminate the threat of dying; either because the bored overseer commissions a megaproject with no concern for worksite safety, or starts a war with their trading partners, or uses them as test subjects.Realize his dreams of stealing stuff.
WWUD if the economy was re-enabled?
WWUD if he was accused of witchcraft?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 02, 2016, 03:29:11 pm
WWUD if he was really hungry?
Post by: Arcvasti on August 02, 2016, 03:33:15 pm
What would Urist do if they were a fluffy wambler?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 02, 2016, 03:34:12 pm
WWUD if the fluffy wamblers fought back?
Post by: ldog on August 02, 2016, 05:04:50 pm
Eat himself.
WWUD if the fluffy wamblers fought back?
Kill them and eat them.
WWUD if he ran out of booze?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 03, 2016, 09:45:36 am
WWUD if he was attacked by a fire-breathing Fluffy Wambler. And it was Angrily Wambling?
Post by: Arcvasti on August 03, 2016, 01:29:09 pm
What would Urist do if dwarves had the [VERMIN] tag?
Post by: endlessblaze on August 03, 2016, 03:36:41 pm
wwud if he had a sword
Post by: Eric Blank on August 03, 2016, 06:53:10 pm
WWUD if he has a shield?
Post by: Sscral on August 03, 2016, 07:36:40 pm
Stab himself in the leg.
WWUD if he has a shield?
Attempt to bash the elephants to death with it
WWUD if he had a portable pocket-sized atom smasher?
Post by: IronTomato on August 04, 2016, 01:52:48 pm
WWUD If he accidentally the entire universe?
Post by: hops on August 04, 2016, 02:36:33 pm
WWUD if he fell into the nursery hole?
Post by: angelious on August 05, 2016, 09:28:21 am
Wonder if this is dangerous.
WWUD if he fell into the nursery hole?
have a nostalgic trip to his past and then go back to work
WWUD an army of zombies attack the fort and he is locked outside with the invaders.,
Post by: pikachu17 on August 05, 2016, 01:21:02 pm
first fix the grammatical errors, then watch as the zombies simultaneously kill the invaders and get destroyed themselves.Wonder if this is dangerous.
WWUD if he fell into the nursery hole?
have a nostalgic trip to his past and then go back to work
WWUD if an army of zombies attack the fort and he is locked outside with the invaders?
WWUD if he was a zombie(the drink.)?
Post by: angelious on August 06, 2016, 03:10:36 am
first fix the grammatical errors, then watch as the zombies simultaneously kill the invaders and get destroyed themselves.Wonder if this is dangerous.
WWUD if he fell into the nursery hole?
have a nostalgic trip to his past and then go back to work
WWUD if an army of zombies attack the fort and he is locked outside with the invaders?
WWUD if he was a zombie(the drink.)?
well arent you a cute little grammar nazi.
Post by: Gwolfski on August 06, 2016, 08:04:08 am
Post by: hops on August 06, 2016, 11:07:46 am
WWUD if he had a pet magma crab?
Post by: Arcvasti on August 06, 2016, 01:50:23 pm
What would Urist do if their fortress was facing a critical soap crisis?
Post by: Gwolfski on August 08, 2016, 06:38:36 pm
Wwud if he was a noble?
Post by: Imic on August 09, 2016, 03:44:40 am
What would a different Urist do if they were punished due to the lack of slade beds?
Post by: BadLeo on August 09, 2016, 08:56:06 am
WWUD if he/she/it had to actually sleep on a slade bed?
Post by: Madman198237 on August 09, 2016, 09:00:47 am
WWUD if he became a were-demon?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 09, 2016, 09:28:47 am
WWUD after he raised hell?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 09, 2016, 11:20:48 am
Wwud if everyone was dead?
Post by: Gwolfski on August 09, 2016, 05:51:32 pm
Wwud if he broke physics?
Post by: Imic on August 10, 2016, 02:06:44 am
Wwud if the ground atarted falling up?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 10, 2016, 09:12:49 am
Never go outside again due to the lack of working gravityQuickly dig down.
Wwud if the ground atarted falling up?
WWUD if he was teleported into Liberal Crime Squad?
Post by: 90908 on August 12, 2016, 08:02:40 am
WWUD if he was part of the Conservative Crime Squad?
Post by: BadLeo on August 12, 2016, 09:06:21 am
WWUD if he/she/it was targeted by such squad?
Post by: Arcvasti on August 12, 2016, 02:10:01 pm
What would Urist do if rat weed were smokable?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 12, 2016, 02:12:25 pm
Smoke some rat weed and embark on an epic quest to figure out how to make all the parts of an instrument to combat the CONSERVATIVE MENACE with Liberal Heart~!sell it for the liberal cause!
What would Urist do if rat weed were smokable?
Post by: Madman198237 on August 12, 2016, 02:17:35 pm
Smoke some rat weed and embark on an epic quest to figure out how to make all the parts of an instrument to combat the CONSERVATIVE MENACE with Liberal Heart~!Rename it pipeweed and live in a hole in the ground.
What would Urist do if rat weed were smokable?
WWUD in a hobbit town?
You didn't include a WWUD!snipsnip
Post by: pikachu17 on August 12, 2016, 02:27:27 pm
Oh, sorryYou didn't include a WWUD!snipsnip
Organize a long-expected party.Smoke some rat weed and embark on an epic quest to figure out how to make all the parts of an instrument to combat the CONSERVATIVE MENACE with Liberal Heart~!Rename it pipeweed and live in a hole in the ground.
What would Urist do if rat weed were smokable?
WWUD in a hobbit town?
WWUD if he found the One Ring?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 12, 2016, 06:02:01 pm
WWUD if suddenly magma crabs?
Post by: Madman198237 on August 12, 2016, 06:03:44 pm
WWUD with a captive Dark Lord?
Post by: Grimlocke on August 12, 2016, 08:34:19 pm
WWUD if his shoes turned out to be possessed?
Post by: 90908 on August 12, 2016, 08:41:19 pm
WWUD if he was Dark Lord Shoes?
Post by: Grimlocke on August 12, 2016, 10:34:42 pm
WWUD if his annoying shoes kept making him drop his booze on the floor?
Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on August 12, 2016, 10:59:55 pm
WWUD with a naked singularity?
Post by: Baffler on August 13, 2016, 02:41:26 am
WWUD if offered a choice between a lifetime supply of sunshine at a frontier fortress; or to drink water until he dies a natural death, but with his comfort and safety otherwise guaranteed?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 13, 2016, 03:26:14 am
Wwud if he had to market sewer brew as a profitable commodity?
Post by: BadLeo on August 13, 2016, 08:44:25 am
WWUD if he had to answer a tongue-in-cheek question to strangers but had no idea of what to ask?
Post by: Baffler on August 17, 2016, 11:45:03 pm
WWUD if he was transported 2000 years into the future?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 19, 2016, 01:13:15 pm
Stress about it for a few days before realizing that the only person he could possibly ask is old Bomrek tending the bar, and he's pretty much always too drunk to come up with any response at all, let alone a witty one.Ride hover-minecart
WWUD if he was transported 2000 years into the future?
WWUD if the he was being chased by robo-elf?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 19, 2016, 08:48:33 pm
WWUD if the future was full of crundles?
Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on August 19, 2016, 08:57:22 pm
WWUD if they played this game?
Post by: endlessblaze on August 20, 2016, 11:54:24 pm
wwud if her child was a half demon?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 21, 2016, 01:00:35 am
WWUD if the wildlife began to talk to her?
Post by: Gwolfski on August 21, 2016, 08:45:21 am
Wwud with coleslaw?
Post by: Baffler on August 21, 2016, 12:42:00 pm
WWUD if he was an inventor?
Post by: BadLeo on August 21, 2016, 01:02:08 pm
WWUD if he/she/it was a mad genius?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 21, 2016, 01:57:33 pm
WWUD if he wasn't a mad genius?
Post by: Nirur Torir on August 21, 2016, 03:06:16 pm
WWUD if he tried to invent a way to escape from a tree?
Post by: klefenz on August 21, 2016, 03:24:52 pm
WWUD if keas everywhere?
Post by: Gwolfski on August 21, 2016, 05:55:40 pm
Wwud in Ikea?
Post by: ProtoZoa on August 21, 2016, 06:16:10 pm
WWUD if he was in an aquarium?
Post by: Bumber on August 22, 2016, 02:36:45 am
WWUD if he was in an aquarium?Urist cancels drown: Stuck in cage.
WWUD with a trained carp?
Post by: BadLeo on August 22, 2016, 10:00:27 am
WWUD if he became a wereplatypus?
Post by: Madman198237 on August 22, 2016, 10:06:59 am
WWUD with a platypus?
Post by: ProtoZoa on August 22, 2016, 01:12:00 pm
WWUD if he challenged a master goblin swordsman to a 1v1?
Post by: Gwolfski on August 22, 2016, 05:32:43 pm
Wwud with apricots?
Post by: BadLeo on August 22, 2016, 10:58:38 pm
WWUD with coconuts?
Post by: Ghills on August 22, 2016, 11:22:14 pm
WWUD if asked to vote?
Post by: Imic on August 23, 2016, 02:31:35 am
Wwud if he was a dwemer from skyrim? You know, the badass elf - dwarves who are thought to have achieved godhood......
Post by: Gwolfski on August 23, 2016, 05:54:36 pm
Wwud with a toaster?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 23, 2016, 06:17:02 pm
WWUD with a Klondike bar?
Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on August 23, 2016, 06:24:25 pm
WWUD with a M2 machine gun?
Post by: BadLeo on August 23, 2016, 06:50:58 pm
WWUD with a high yield nuke?
Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on August 23, 2016, 07:00:42 pm
WWUD with [redacted]
Post by: Dirst on August 23, 2016, 10:42:31 pm
Kill Frames Per SecondSecure, contain, and protect it.
WWUD with [redacted]
WWUD if an elf claimed to be his long-lost brother?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 24, 2016, 01:09:46 am
Wwud if another dwarf said he doesn't like wool socks?
Post by: Gwolfski on August 24, 2016, 04:47:16 am
Wwud with Minecraft Villagers?
Post by: ProtoZoa on August 24, 2016, 06:12:24 am
WWUD if he was a no-skilled peasant that just became your 2000000th dwarf.
Post by: Malakor on August 24, 2016, 06:21:58 am
WWUD as a barkeeper in the modern world?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 24, 2016, 07:43:40 am
Wwud if the economy actually worked
Post by: Madman198237 on August 24, 2016, 07:55:21 am
WWUD with a stealth system in fortress mode?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 24, 2016, 09:11:53 am
WWUD if a succubi was trying to seduce him?
Post by: ProtoZoa on August 24, 2016, 09:13:39 am
WWUD if he left his hobbit hole for an adventure?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 24, 2016, 09:24:43 am
Realize an elf gouged his eyes out.http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=54284.msg1165397#msg1165397
WWUD if he left his hobbit hole for an adventure?
WWUD if he was being led by Gollum?
Post by: IronTomato on August 24, 2016, 11:31:51 am
"I will agree to travel with you if you lead me to my precious."
WWUD If he had a lightsaber?
Post by: Imic on August 24, 2016, 02:51:01 pm
Fyi, these (http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/e/e1/Concept_art_of_two_dwemer_people.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130217233545)
Are dwemer.
Wwud if he was a dwemer?
If you're tired of that answer...
Wwud if his beard was the greatest beard ever?
Post by: ProtoZoa on August 24, 2016, 03:06:35 pm
WWUD if he wanted the cotton candy at the circus?
Post by: BadLeo on August 24, 2016, 04:08:57 pm
WWUD with the candy he got at the cost of the lives of half of the fortress' population?
Post by: Imic on August 25, 2016, 02:02:01 am
Wwud if the mug fell in lava?
Post by: Gwolfski on August 25, 2016, 02:54:53 am
Wwud with an iPhone?
Post by: BadLeo on August 25, 2016, 09:11:36 am
WWUD with a bent Iphony?
Post by: Dirst on August 25, 2016, 11:40:08 pm
Bend it just by softly holding it.Melt it down into a bar of metal several times the size of the original phone.
WWUD with a bent Iphony?
WWUD trying to explain noble mandates to Siri?
Post by: BadLeo on August 26, 2016, 08:33:02 am
WWUD with a hard cover copy of the opus magnus "Das Dwarftalism", by the most awesome bearded dwarf of all times, Kez Marx?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 26, 2016, 01:14:24 pm
WWUD with a !!xadamantium short swordx!!?
Post by: Imic on August 27, 2016, 06:53:15 am
Wwud if he was a human?
Post by: BadLeo on August 27, 2016, 09:28:13 am
WWUD with a artefact gypsum codpiece with spikes of adamantine?
Post by: Imic on August 27, 2016, 11:00:57 am
Wwud if an elf cut off his/her beard?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 27, 2016, 11:39:36 am
WWUD if dwarves were not respected by then other peoples of the world?
Post by: BadLeo on August 27, 2016, 02:49:40 pm
WWUD if his/her/its children were snatched by goblins?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 27, 2016, 06:56:33 pm
Wwud if goblins returned the kid?
Post by: Imic on August 28, 2016, 12:41:49 am
Wwud if he was raised by goblins?
Post by: Meurlorg on August 29, 2016, 08:35:51 pm
WWUD if he was caught eating goblin babies?
Post by: BadLeo on August 29, 2016, 08:51:57 pm
WWUD if he/she/it was married to a goblin?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 30, 2016, 12:51:42 am
Wwud if confronted by a dragon?
Post by: Imic on August 30, 2016, 03:23:47 am
Wwud if he won the drinking game?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 31, 2016, 09:22:58 am
WWUD if he was not an alcoholic?
Post by: BadLeo on August 31, 2016, 10:33:27 am
WWUD if he was a brewer that didn't know how to brew alcoholic beverage?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 31, 2016, 10:36:39 am
WWUD after smashing a dragon's head in with a lead mug?
Post by: StarWars1981 on August 31, 2016, 08:08:54 pm
WWUD if his fortress grew so huge it took him weeks to get to the stone stockpile from the mines?
Post by: Gwolfski on September 01, 2016, 01:30:24 am
Wwud if he was a stone?
Post by: Imic on September 01, 2016, 03:34:16 am
Wwud if he was adamantine?
Post by: Meurlorg on September 01, 2016, 09:23:08 am
WWUD if their wasn't enough goblin babies to shine his adamantinite
Post by: Gwolfski on September 01, 2016, 11:33:38 am
Be gabbro.
Wwud if he was adamantine?
I am
Post by: Madman198237 on September 01, 2016, 12:52:18 pm
WWUD if he excavated his entire map and found no adamantine at all?
Post by: Bumber on September 01, 2016, 07:48:56 pm
WWUD if he excavated his entire map and found no adamantine at all?Open the Clown Car with mining exploits and wander the Circus to continue his search.
WWUD if he was cursed with the Adamantine Touch? (That is, everything he touches turns to adamantine.)
Post by: BadLeo on September 01, 2016, 09:16:47 pm
WWUD if it was actually implemented?
Post by: Bumber on September 01, 2016, 11:19:19 pm
Praise Armok for the fact that jerking off isn't implemented.Jerk his dwarfhood furiously, until his hands get covered in hair and his beard is left bald.
WWUD if it was actually implemented?
He's jerking on his beard, for those who didn't get it.
WWUD with a bottomless barrel of booze?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 02, 2016, 12:40:24 pm
Wwud with a bottomless mug of blood?
Post by: Bumber on September 02, 2016, 11:06:09 pm
Drink all of it. Die happy.Trade it to a priest of Armok for a bottomless minecart of magma.
Wwud with a bottomless mug of blood?
WWUD with a bottomless minecart of magma.
Post by: Imic on September 03, 2016, 05:17:17 am
Wwud with a dwarf raised elf?
Post by: Dirst on September 03, 2016, 05:32:59 am
Hang it top - down from the roof. Watch the !FUN!Praise his career choice of becoming a woodcutter.
Wwud with a dwarf raised elf?
WWUD with a dwarf raised by an elf raised by a dwarf in an elven civ at a former dwarven site?
Post by: Madman198237 on September 03, 2016, 01:39:58 pm
Unless of course the elf and second dwarf show signs of being dwarf-y. In which case, praise the original dwarf for infiltrating their civ and spreading true Dwarven culture, before using the elf in the same way.
WWUD with an elf turncoat?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 03, 2016, 04:30:05 pm
WWUD with an elf that can turn things into coats?
Post by: Dark One on September 04, 2016, 04:03:00 am
WWUD if chinchilla demon?
Post by: Imic on September 04, 2016, 06:10:37 am
Wwud if he was magical?
Post by: Madman198237 on September 04, 2016, 09:51:01 am
WWUD with a captive wizard?
Post by: Z49000 on September 04, 2016, 03:43:11 pm
WWUD if
Post by: Imic on September 05, 2016, 03:03:11 am
Wwud if he had to live underground until the radiation was gone?
Post by: Gwolfski on September 05, 2016, 12:47:48 pm
Wwud with cake?
Post by: Arcvasti on September 05, 2016, 01:02:23 pm
Wwud with cake?
Combine it with syrup and make some delicious +cake biscuits+.
What would Urist do with a goose that laid golden eggs?
Post by: azrael4h on September 05, 2016, 02:14:32 pm
WWUD with a Fireman King?
Post by: BadLeo on September 05, 2016, 02:54:18 pm
WWUD with a complete copy of the Twilight saga?
Post by: Z49000 on September 05, 2016, 06:28:40 pm
WWUD if he knew the dark rituals of the circus?
Post by: Dirst on September 05, 2016, 08:15:48 pm
Throw it in the magma pit, and send it to the circus. And then the clowns would throw it in the chasms. And whatever is in the chasms in the circus would throw it even deeper into another chasm, and ad infinitum.Wonder if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about.
WWUD if he knew the dark rituals of the circus?
WWUD with a damsel in distress? (Obviously human, since dwarven damsels cause distress)
Post by: pikachu17 on September 06, 2016, 09:34:18 am
WWUD if artifacts could be magical?
Post by: Imic on September 06, 2016, 11:49:46 am
Wwud if he was an enchanter?
Post by: BadLeo on September 06, 2016, 03:25:24 pm
WWUD with said mug?
Post by: Bumber on September 06, 2016, 07:29:50 pm
Enchant mugs with the power to turn water into either ale if held by a dwarf, goblin blight if held by an elf and cat piss if held by a goblin.Keep it with him at all times, in case he ever gets hospitalized.
WWUD with said mug?
WWUD with an ordinary bearded dragon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogona)?
Post by: Imic on September 08, 2016, 02:00:38 pm
Wwud if he was in the real world?
Post by: Z49000 on September 08, 2016, 06:55:31 pm
WWUD if there was such a thing as alchemy?
Post by: Imic on September 09, 2016, 09:40:45 am
Wwud with the wildhammer dwarves in wow? Fyi, they forsook the earth and lived above ground, but only because the earth forsook them first...
Post by: Baffler on September 10, 2016, 11:47:01 am
WWUD if he was a spy for the elves?
Post by: Madman198237 on September 10, 2016, 05:38:55 pm
WWUD if he was transformed into an elf by a sorcerer?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 10, 2016, 06:23:35 pm
Post by: Z49000 on September 10, 2016, 10:54:34 pm
WWUD if doppelgangers were introduced?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 10, 2016, 11:53:15 pm
Wwud with a sad orphaned baby?
Post by: Imic on September 11, 2016, 05:22:47 am
Wwud if the mutant racoon mentioned above mated with the zombie and had elf children?
Post by: Z49000 on September 11, 2016, 02:20:29 pm
WWUD with the ability to fuse animals into chimeras?
Post by: Madman198237 on September 12, 2016, 02:29:35 pm
WWUD with a fire-spewing bronze colossus?
Post by: Dirst on September 12, 2016, 02:39:51 pm
Goblin cancels Murder: Attacked by dragon-headed bronze colossus demon.Urist has been struck down.
WWUD with a fire-spewing bronze colossus?
WWUD with a fire spewing kea, that was holding the fort's anvil?
Post by: Imic on September 13, 2016, 12:53:33 am
Wwud if he could breathe fire?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 13, 2016, 09:09:39 am
WWUD with a slab with the secrets of elvenness?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on September 13, 2016, 09:29:29 am
WWUD if he had nothing that he could do?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 13, 2016, 09:57:33 am
WWUD if there wasn't any alcohol in the world, or anything from which he could brew alcohol?
Post by: Imic on September 13, 2016, 11:05:33 am
Wwud if was the only dwarf in the world capable of brewing alcahol?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 13, 2016, 11:16:32 am
WWUD if the economy actually worked, although he didn't have a monopoly on anything.
Post by: Imic on September 13, 2016, 11:51:22 am
Wwud if he was socialist?
Post by: Gwolfski on September 13, 2016, 04:32:19 pm
Wwud if he was a capitalist?
Post by: Dirst on September 13, 2016, 08:02:00 pm
Down with the Capitalist scum dogs!"Pull this lever? This one right here? Well, what's it worth to you?"
Wwud if he was a capitalist?
WWUD with access to a credit line as the caravan arrived?
Post by: Madman198237 on September 13, 2016, 08:57:24 pm
WWUD with a modern, capitalistic (US or similar) economy?
Post by: Imic on September 14, 2016, 12:25:16 am
Wwud if he was irish?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 14, 2016, 09:40:55 am
WWUD if he was attacked by a creature that can shoot 6 copper bullets every tick?
Post by: Madman198237 on September 14, 2016, 03:19:57 pm
Or a tank.
Or perhaps he'd just find himself a nice bronze colossus, which is clearly superior to copper bullets.
Then, he'd engage the creature...and lag to death.
WWUD with lag?
Post by: Bumber on September 14, 2016, 07:17:34 pm
WWUD with lag?Not notice it. The effect only exists for the overseer.
WWUD if he could perceive lag?
Post by: Imic on September 15, 2016, 03:56:38 am
Wwud if he had 641 cats?
Post by: BadLeo on September 16, 2016, 08:09:16 am
WWUD if he was a werecat?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 16, 2016, 01:53:23 pm
WWUD with a were-bronze colossus
Post by: NullForceOmega on September 16, 2016, 05:27:26 pm
WWUD if infinite bronze?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 16, 2016, 06:55:41 pm
Wwud with a broken mining pick?
Post by: wierd on September 16, 2016, 07:09:51 pm
Wwud with a family of tame kobolds?
Post by: Z49000 on September 16, 2016, 07:41:07 pm
WWUD if bombs or grenades were a thing in DF?
Post by: BadLeo on September 16, 2016, 10:06:18 pm
WWUD with the pieces of the other grenadier Urists?
Post by: wierd on September 16, 2016, 10:19:36 pm
Wwud at the edge of a magma fall?
Post by: Z49000 on September 16, 2016, 11:09:33 pm
WWUD with a robot?
Post by: Imic on September 17, 2016, 02:11:20 am
Wwud with his brand new, shiny, mostly steel body?
Post by: Z49000 on September 17, 2016, 02:41:51 am
WWUD with plasma technology (plasma guns or plasma bombs)?
Post by: Imic on September 17, 2016, 04:56:00 am
Post by: BadLeo on September 17, 2016, 09:04:20 am
Post by: Baffler on September 17, 2016, 10:53:54 am
WWUD in the Age of Civilization?
Post by: Imic on September 18, 2016, 07:00:53 am
Wwud if he was a threadnomancer?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 18, 2016, 04:12:36 pm
WWUD if the threadnomancer refused to revive his favorite dead thread?
Post by: Z49000 on September 18, 2016, 04:17:56 pm
WWUD with a horde of tame, carnivorous bugs?
Post by: Imic on September 19, 2016, 01:36:39 am
Wwud if he released them in the elf capital?
Post by: Z49000 on September 19, 2016, 07:24:34 pm
WWUD with a giant slime monster?
Post by: wierd on September 19, 2016, 10:34:13 pm
Wwud when his fellow urist dies this way?
Post by: Dirst on September 20, 2016, 05:30:25 am
Insist on trying to stockpile an item in close proximity to it, creating endless job cancellation spam until it eats him.Pick up the item and try to stockpile it where it belongs. And fail until death.
Wwud when his fellow urist dies this way?
WWUD with the DFHack console?
Post by: BadLeo on September 20, 2016, 07:47:19 am
WWUD if fungi was starting to grow all over him?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 20, 2016, 09:39:36 am
WWUD if elves were loved by dwarves, for giving dwarves free gifts of booze and metal?
Post by: 90908 on September 21, 2016, 09:44:29 am
Stand still and pretend to be a statue, then kill elves that were passing by.This would not happen. Dwarves would just takes those things.
WWUD if elves were loved by dwarves, for giving dwarves free gifts of booze and metal?
WWUD in a game of Civ 5
Post by: pikachu17 on September 21, 2016, 09:53:51 am
WWUD in a game of Civ 5Realize DF is still superior
WWUD if Civ 5 WAS superior?
Post by: Grimlocke on September 21, 2016, 12:25:54 pm
WWUD if he simulated strodno, but got boo'd for being bad at it?
Post by: Baffler on September 22, 2016, 09:06:28 pm
What would Urist McIlliterate do if he was ordered to become a scribe?
Post by: Imic on September 23, 2016, 09:26:38 am
Wwud if people loved his book?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on September 24, 2016, 06:03:56 pm
WWU McIlliterate D if captured by elves?
Post by: Asin on September 24, 2016, 07:16:26 pm
WWUD if he had to pick between plump helmets and booze?
Post by: Imic on September 25, 2016, 04:10:56 am
Wwud if booze was scarce?
Post by: wierd on September 25, 2016, 04:13:01 am
WWUD if toady implements liver sclerosis?
Post by: Z49000 on September 25, 2016, 12:37:51 pm
WWUD if dinosaurs were resurrected?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 26, 2016, 04:58:16 pm
Then get kicked in the face by a tiny herbivore.
WWUD if the dinosaurs were resurrected as husks?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 27, 2016, 09:29:11 am
WWUD in a gift shop?
Post by: Asin on September 27, 2016, 12:15:03 pm
What Would Urist Do if he became Armok's Avatar?
Post by: 90908 on September 27, 2016, 03:15:35 pm
Upon a pale horse he rides, terrible and glorious. He is beyond mercy and hope. The god of blood made manifest.
Fear him, for the end comes.
...
WWUD if he wanted to just make jokes about socks?
Post by: Imic on September 28, 2016, 12:48:20 am
Wwud if he made cheese jokes?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 28, 2016, 01:40:17 am
Wwud if he was actually good at making jokes?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 28, 2016, 09:44:34 am
WWUD if items made out of featherwood could fly away?
Post by: Imic on September 28, 2016, 09:47:28 am
Wwud if he had a griffin?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 28, 2016, 10:03:01 am
Wwud if he had a griffin?Urist cancels do job: riding griffin
WWUD if FB's could be tamed and ridden in fort mode?
Post by: Dirst on September 28, 2016, 12:13:10 pm
WWUD if FB's could be tamed and ridden in fort mode?Urist cancels job: riding forgotten beast
WWUD if tamed creatures occasionally mauled their owners?
Post by: Imic on September 28, 2016, 12:44:30 pm
Wwud if he survived his subsequent mauling?
Post by: Bumber on September 29, 2016, 05:22:39 am
Urist cancles ride several things at once: beig maimed by a gryphon, a flying box and a forgotten beast.Be visited by his tamed beasts.
Wwud if he survived his subsequent mauling?
WWUD if his patient brought tamed beasts into the hospital?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 29, 2016, 02:30:57 pm
WWUD if all his patients tried to get out of bed and start wandering around making a mess of things?
Post by: Madman198237 on September 29, 2016, 07:37:00 pm
WWUD with a degree in Proper Dwarven Medicine?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 30, 2016, 01:40:54 pm
WWUD with a throwing knife?
Post by: Asin on September 30, 2016, 02:56:28 pm
WWUD if he somehow entered Mario's world?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 02, 2016, 04:44:43 pm
WWUD if mario was adventuring in his fortress?
Post by: Baffler on October 04, 2016, 02:18:09 am
WWUD if ordered to install menacing wooden spikes in what he knew was supposed to be a danger room?
Post by: Imic on October 04, 2016, 02:53:36 am
Wwud in game of thrones?
Post by: pikachu17 on October 04, 2016, 10:12:27 am
WWUD with a pet zombie nose?
Post by: Imic on October 08, 2016, 09:03:53 am
Wwud if he showed his pet to the miliatary and then it killed the miliatary just before a hoblin siege?
Post by: Z49000 on October 08, 2016, 09:22:58 am
WWUD if it was possible to spike enemy drinks?
Post by: Imic on October 09, 2016, 01:36:09 am
Wwud if hoblins snuck into his room while he was sleeping?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 09, 2016, 07:42:45 am
Wwud if they were under siege but couldn't spot any goblins or other hostiles anywhere?
Post by: Imic on October 09, 2016, 09:47:21 am
Wwud if [REDACTED]
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 09, 2016, 10:53:44 am
WWUD if exposed to a cognitohazard?
Post by: Baffler on October 09, 2016, 12:33:16 pm
WWUD if Jehovah's Witnesses showed up in the tavern to proselytize?
Post by: Asin on October 09, 2016, 01:20:19 pm
WWUD if he found himself in World War II's Nazi Germany?
Post by: 90908 on October 09, 2016, 05:57:28 pm
Call the marksdwarves to turn them into dwarven swiss cheese.Make everything worse.
WWUD if he found himself in World War II's Nazi Germany?
WWUD if he was a normal, mentally sound individual with actual emotions?
Post by: NullForceOmega on October 09, 2016, 06:19:27 pm
WWUD if he discovered the internal combustion engine?
Post by: Asin on October 09, 2016, 07:39:00 pm
WWUD if he was sent to the EarthBound universe?
Post by: Z49000 on October 09, 2016, 08:54:11 pm
WWUD if the Bee Gun weapon from Terraria was a thing?
Post by: Asin on October 09, 2016, 09:39:28 pm
WWUD if kobolds could speak?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 10, 2016, 01:18:38 am
Wwud if he found something too adorable to slaughter?
Post by: Imic on October 10, 2016, 01:54:56 am
Wwud if he was in stonehearth?
( https://discourse.stonehearth.net/t/a-dwarven-kingdom-stoneden-in-progress/25965/10 )
Post by: Baffler on October 10, 2016, 05:41:26 pm
WWUD if he was suddenly called into being, along with 6 others, when the player started playing a dead civ?
Post by: Asin on October 10, 2016, 06:01:25 pm
WWUD if he was sent to our world?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 11, 2016, 12:58:19 am
Wwud if accused of vampirism?
Post by: pikachu17 on October 11, 2016, 09:24:58 am
WWUD if nothing was inevitable?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2016, 09:28:51 am
WWUD if only some things were inevitable?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 11, 2016, 03:23:12 pm
WWUD if nobody liked him?
Post by: Asin on October 11, 2016, 04:29:09 pm
WWUD if he discovered DeviantArt's nightmarish side?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 11, 2016, 04:44:30 pm
WWUD if kobolds posted on deviantart?
Post by: Uristocratic Clockey on October 11, 2016, 05:41:11 pm
What would a Caravan Guard Urist do if he encountered a bronze colossus on the road to a fortress?
Post by: Asin on October 11, 2016, 08:02:43 pm
WWUD if he was given a CD with Dwarf Fortress burned on it?
Post by: Dirst on October 11, 2016, 08:08:49 pm
Run."Hey, this round mirror has a hole in it."
WWUD if he was given a CD with Dwarf Fortress burned on it?
WWUD if he found a Mac and a PC?
Post by: Asin on October 11, 2016, 08:14:28 pm
WWUD if he played Dwarf Fortress, all three modes? (Adventure, Fortress, and Legends for noobs.)
Post by: pikachu17 on October 12, 2016, 10:16:01 am
WWUD to stop this from continuing?
Post by: Asin on October 12, 2016, 10:20:59 am
WWUD if he joined a guild?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 12, 2016, 10:24:28 am
Wwud if someone beat up their pet kitten?
Post by: Asin on October 12, 2016, 10:27:53 am
WWUD in a sporting event?
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on October 12, 2016, 11:43:40 am
WWUD if she has booze, but cat is in booze?
Post by: Asin on October 12, 2016, 12:01:42 pm
WWUD if he joined a cult for the Carp God.
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on October 12, 2016, 12:15:36 pm
WWUD if she had a way to make booze from elves?
Post by: Asin on October 12, 2016, 12:42:31 pm
WWUD if he found a goblin who defected to the dwarven cause?
Post by: Imic on October 12, 2016, 01:12:38 pm
Wwud if he met an elven woodcutter raised by dwarves?
Post by: Asin on October 12, 2016, 02:08:36 pm
WWUD if he was part of the Boston Tea Party?
Post by: Dirst on October 12, 2016, 02:21:15 pm
Be reminded of the ancient legend of Cacame and respect him by giving him an entire barrel of longland beer.Be the only one who fell into the water and drowned.
WWUD if he was part of the Boston Tea Party?
WWUD if sent as part of the militia to put down the Whiskey Rebellion?
Post by: Asin on October 12, 2016, 03:30:56 pm
WWUD if he was in charge of making U.S. propaganda against the Axis Powers in WWII?
Post by: ReynTheLord on October 12, 2016, 03:52:25 pm
Be so conflicted if he should kill them or not.
WWUD if he was in charge of making U.S. propaganda against the Axis Powers in WWII?
He'd Probably make a giant engraving of a giant eagle eating Hitler.
WWUD If he was in charge of the dwarven space program?
Post by: Asin on October 12, 2016, 04:27:55 pm
WWUD if he was put into the 1970's?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 12, 2016, 04:44:33 pm
WWUD if there were no socks available in the fortress?
Post by: Asin on October 12, 2016, 05:46:20 pm
WWUD if he became a rapper?
Post by: Imic on October 15, 2016, 03:04:21 am
Wwud if it was wudd or duwd?
Post by: pikachu17 on October 18, 2016, 09:29:34 am
Rap about how stoopid elves are.Be too drunk to know what that means, then get eaten by a dragon.
Wwud if it was wudd or duwd?
WWUD for the last sock in the world?
Post by: Imic on October 18, 2016, 01:47:35 pm
Wwud if he was in hyrule?
Post by: Bumber on October 18, 2016, 04:02:49 pm
Nothing. Just go over, pock it up, and put it in the rubbish bin like a good little haulerdorf.Cause an embarrassing situation by mistaking a hylian princess for an elf. (Any allegations of zora bone farming are completely unfounded.)
Wwud if he was in hyrule?
WWUD if his beard had a beard?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 18, 2016, 11:34:19 pm
Wwud if exiled from dwarven society?
Post by: Imic on October 19, 2016, 02:57:25 am
Wwud in a human town?
Post by: pikachu17 on October 19, 2016, 09:51:03 am
Become an adventurer.kill everybody, then take over the jewelry shops. and turn the clothing shops into beard-repair shops.
Wwud in a human town?
WWUD for a nickel?
Post by: Bumber on October 19, 2016, 12:15:34 pm
WWUD for a nickel?Try his beard at mining, furnace operator, and metal crafter.
WWUD for an artifact sock?
Post by: SQman on October 19, 2016, 12:39:36 pm
WWUD if he woke up in a -Nickel cage-?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 19, 2016, 03:38:09 pm
WWUD if everyone was violently ill?
Post by: Dirst on October 19, 2016, 04:14:22 pm
starve to death because nobody pays attention to caged dwarvesWatch them from the inside of the cage... and smile.
WWUD if everyone was violently ill?
WWUD if a sock was in the path of an atom smasher (and he was no longer in the cage)?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 19, 2016, 04:18:51 pm
WWUD if there were no caverns or magma sea or hell to dig into?
Post by: Imic on October 20, 2016, 04:09:28 am
Wwud if he found a lost colony of dwarves down in the infinite deep dark?
Post by: Baffler on October 20, 2016, 04:45:34 pm
WWUD if the fortress was invaded by mole men?
Post by: Imic on October 24, 2016, 02:49:06 am
Wwud if his body fluids were alcahol?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 24, 2016, 09:08:09 am
WWUD if their body fluids were alcohol?
Post by: Imic on October 24, 2016, 09:59:31 am
Wwud if alcahol was a thing?
Post by: pikachu17 on October 25, 2016, 09:08:04 am
Have them be alcahol instead.Realize he's drunk so much alcohol, that he's misspelling it.
Wwud if alcahol was a thing?
WWUD to drink plump helmet weni?
Post by: tonnot98 on October 28, 2016, 12:41:07 pm
WWUD if it started raining anvils on his surface fort?
Post by: Bumber on October 30, 2016, 11:53:23 pm
He would have lunch.Go underground and let the keas handle it.
WWUD if it started raining anvils on his surface fort?
WWUD if it started raining
Post by: ReynTheLord on October 30, 2016, 11:58:38 pm
He would have lunch.Go underground and let the keas handle it.
WWUD if it started raining anvils on his surface fort?
WWUD if it started rainingElviselves?
Kill them all, the hippies!
WWUD With the corpses?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 31, 2016, 01:58:52 am
Wwud with too many cats?
Post by: azrael4h on October 31, 2016, 02:53:24 pm
Toss them in a pile just behind some fortifications the local necromancer can raise them through, then die horribly to zombie elves.
Wwud with too many cats?
Catburgers
WWUD if a dwarf Olympics was held?
Post by: Asin on October 31, 2016, 11:14:03 pm
WWUD if for some bizarre reason, ends up in the SCP universe?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 01, 2016, 05:28:54 pm
WWUD with a million boulders?
Post by: Asin on November 01, 2016, 11:34:45 pm
WWUD with a adamantine spoon, menacing with spikes of goblin bone?
Post by: pikachu17 on November 02, 2016, 01:20:42 pm
WWUD if he was the only intelligent being in the world?
Post by: Imic on November 02, 2016, 01:57:44 pm
Wwud if he was a human spearman?
Post by: Asin on November 02, 2016, 02:00:54 pm
WWUD if he got to own a restaurant?
Post by: Dirst on November 02, 2016, 02:09:46 pm
WWUD if he got to own a restaurant?Get into a knock-down drag-out fight with the menu printer for using the wrong quality marks on the cat tallow roast.
WWUD if she could only remember her life in the level of detail in Legends mode?
Post by: pikachu17 on November 02, 2016, 02:41:11 pm
WWUD if legends mode mentioned EVERYTHING?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 02, 2016, 08:00:45 pm
WWUD if abandoned in the cold, damp fields where not a single hill or valley could be seen?
Post by: Asin on November 02, 2016, 09:45:39 pm
WWUD if he took the place of the Overseer (the player)?
Post by: wierd on November 02, 2016, 09:47:41 pm
What happens when Urist discovers he lives in a simulation?
Post by: Asin on November 02, 2016, 09:54:57 pm
WWUD if he invented the anvil?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 04, 2016, 11:36:28 pm
Wwud without any sort of metal smithing capacity?
Post by: Imic on November 05, 2016, 01:55:05 am
Wwud if his civilizationwas dying out while he and his fellow six dwarves were sent to save the civilization?
Post by: Asin on November 05, 2016, 08:47:34 am
WWUD if he and 6 other dwarves were sent to reclaim a fortress invaded by demons, while decked out in adamantine armor and wielding a masterwork adamantine sword?
Post by: Noel.se on November 05, 2016, 09:48:30 am
WWUD if he was a world-class pianist?
Post by: Asin on November 05, 2016, 12:29:52 pm
WWUD if he had to give up his beloved dog?
Post by: hops on November 06, 2016, 06:06:11 am
WWUD if he discovered that the world was created an hour ago?
Post by: FantasticDorf on November 06, 2016, 11:24:12 am
WWUD if demon horrors came in blue AND pink?
Post by: Asin on November 06, 2016, 03:37:43 pm
WWUD in a Smash Bros. match against Ness, Lucas, and Bowser?
Post by: Imic on November 06, 2016, 04:22:42 pm
The forgotten beast bowser [redacted] has come!
A giant turtle with spikes. Beware it's fiery breath!
Wwud if he met up with Toad
Post by: Asin on November 06, 2016, 04:46:21 pm
WWUD in a battle against Master AND Crazy Hand?
Post by: pikachu17 on November 08, 2016, 03:51:32 pm
Either attempt to brew Toad into alcohol or attempt to eat Toad's head.flee from the hands, for they are obviously of Armok
WWUD in a battle against Master AND Crazy Hand?
WWUD in battle against Marth, Roy, and Sheik(who are all allied with each other)?
Post by: Imic on November 09, 2016, 08:35:55 am
Wwud in the mushroom kingdom?
Post by: pikachu17 on November 09, 2016, 01:46:23 pm
Not survive for very long.be in rise of the mushroom kingdom mod.
Wwud in the mushroom kingdom?
WWUD if in fire emblem?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 11, 2016, 03:50:19 pm
WWUD with an empty room?
Post by: pikachu17 on November 11, 2016, 03:58:11 pm
WWUD if he was teleported to Discworld?
Post by: Imic on November 12, 2016, 06:55:00 am
Wwud if he was in Moria?
Post by: NullForceOmega on November 12, 2016, 07:52:25 am
WWUD if he was reclaiming Erebor?
Post by: Imic on November 12, 2016, 10:51:01 am
Wwud if he was living in boatmurdered?
Post by: Asin on November 12, 2016, 12:15:52 pm
WWUD if he went to the afterlife and discovered a cruel dictatorship in Heaven and was politely asked to save Heaven?
Post by: Imic on November 14, 2016, 03:27:27 pm
Ww another U do if he was going down the 12,000 steps to the glorious mountainhome in the ground, where he could feast on food, fight with other dwarves, laugh at elves drowning in the magma sea, but before he can get there there is the Carp demigod to test one's strength?
Post by: Asin on November 14, 2016, 10:22:34 pm
WWUD if he entered our world at the time of the 1950's?
Post by: Bumber on November 15, 2016, 01:24:57 am
Murder it with an axe.Start a FTW machine arms race and not label the levers.
WWUD if he entered our world at the time of the 1950's?
WWUD if he was the mayor of SimCity?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 15, 2016, 02:13:09 am
wwud with an artifact zinc chain?
Post by: Asin on November 15, 2016, 07:46:46 am
WWUD if he was the representative for his fort at some sort of "peace negotiation commitee"?
Post by: Baffler on November 15, 2016, 05:24:41 pm
WWUD at a stoplight?
Post by: Imic on November 16, 2016, 05:51:44 am
Wwud in Orzammar as a casteless?
Post by: Thisfox on November 22, 2016, 03:10:11 am
What Would Urist Do if the TARDIS landed in the middle of the food stockpile?
Post by: pikachu17 on November 22, 2016, 10:23:36 am
WWUD if he got inside the TARDIS?
Post by: Dirst on November 22, 2016, 11:12:14 am
think it's a relative of the bronze colossus and hit it repeatedly with his named short sword."The quantum stockpile, it makes sense now."
WWUD if he got inside the TARDIS?
WWUD if she got to pick which Doctor to travel with in the TARDIS?
Post by: Gwolfski on November 22, 2016, 06:02:38 pm
Wwud with a TARDIS?
Post by: Thisfox on November 23, 2016, 06:14:49 am
What would Urist do with a sonic screwdriver?
Post by: Asin on November 23, 2016, 09:07:16 am
WWUD in Mother 3?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 24, 2016, 10:51:30 pm
WWUD in heaven?
Post by: Asin on November 24, 2016, 10:52:27 pm
WWUD in purgatory?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 24, 2016, 10:54:32 pm
WWUD in darkness so deep even a dwarf cannot see?
Post by: Asin on November 24, 2016, 10:56:07 pm
WWUD in Super Mario RPG: Legend of The Seven Stars?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 24, 2016, 11:06:28 pm
WWUD in final fantasy XIV?
Post by: pikachu17 on November 25, 2016, 03:13:17 pm
WWUD in super smash bros, if he has the chance to ally with Ganandorf against Link?
Post by: Asin on November 25, 2016, 03:17:39 pm
WWUD in a barfight between 2 carpenters, an animal trainer, a mason, an axeman, a fish cleaner, and the tavern keeper?
Post by: pikachu17 on November 25, 2016, 03:22:22 pm
WWUD in a barfight between 2 carpenters, an animal trainer, a mason, an axeman, a fish cleaner, and the tavern keeper?What profession is Urist? Also, are these things dwarves, humans, goblins, or elves?
Post by: Asin on November 25, 2016, 03:25:00 pm
Post by: pikachu17 on November 25, 2016, 03:27:01 pm
WWUD if caught with the stolen alcohol?
Post by: Z49000 on November 25, 2016, 03:31:18 pm
WWUD if he was stuck in Yharnam?
Post by: pikachu17 on November 25, 2016, 03:41:10 pm
Post by: Z49000 on November 25, 2016, 03:42:37 pm
This may prove that I needed to pay attention in class, but's what is Yharnam?The town in Bloodborne.
Post by: pikachu17 on November 25, 2016, 03:49:01 pm
The town in Bloodborne.Ok, good, then it's not a real place. I have no idea what Urist would do there, though.
Post by: Asin on November 25, 2016, 03:51:23 pm
WWUD if he was put into the Marvel universe? (Like with Iron Man, Captain America, Spider-Man, etc. for those whobdon't know?)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on November 25, 2016, 08:49:58 pm
Attempt to look for more alcohol.
WWUD if he was put into the Marvel universe? (Like with Iron Man, Captain America, Spider-Man, etc. for those whobdon't know?)
Fun fact: This has actually happened.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Lj81rmgywM/Tipm6igI80I/AAAAAAAAAtc/I33462DdxRs/s1600/TonyDrinking.jpg)
To continue a theme, WWUD if given an iron man suit?
Post by: Asin on November 25, 2016, 08:52:40 pm
WWUD if he got the Carnage Symbiote?
(Wow. Marvel, you surprise me. Iron Man meets dwarves in a bar. Wat.)
Post by: ProtoZoa on November 26, 2016, 08:28:58 pm
WWUD if he was stranded in the middle of Disney World?
Post by: Asin on November 26, 2016, 08:36:24 pm
Punch the guy in the Goofy costume in the balls, go into the "It's a Small World" ride and scream his head off to spook everybody, and beat the guy in the Mickey Mouse costume with a *lead ladle*.
WWUD in Universal Orlando (The theme park)?
Post by: Imic on November 30, 2016, 11:53:22 am
WWUD if he was in the elder scrolls: Morrowind?
Post by: Asin on November 30, 2016, 11:54:52 am
WWUD in a play?
Post by: Bumber on November 30, 2016, 10:06:30 pm
WWUD in Universal Orlando (The theme park)?Flood the park with with magma due to mistaking green slime with FB extract.
WWUD in a play?
Post by: Imic on December 02, 2016, 12:13:04 pm
WWUD in the elder scrolls: Oblivion.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 02, 2016, 01:23:47 pm
Wwud if weird aliens showed up?
Post by: Asin on December 02, 2016, 01:27:03 pm
WWUD with alien technology?
Post by: pikachu17 on December 02, 2016, 04:37:55 pm
WWUD if none of the alien technology could make beer?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on December 02, 2016, 04:40:47 pm
Kill all the goblins.
WWUD if he got the Carnage Symbiote?
(Wow. Marvel, you surprise me. Iron Man meets dwarves in a bar. Wat.)
(Iron Man goes to Thor's place and gets actual norse dwarves to make him a super rad Dwarven Iron Man suit. No joke)
Destroy all non-dwarven life in universe, convert planets to stills.
WWUD if confronted with the vast openness of space? It's worse than being outside. It's like super outside.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 03, 2016, 01:02:26 am
Wwud with space rocks?
Post by: OAOGigmaster on December 03, 2016, 02:21:26 am
Wwud with space rocks?
Fly into an ecstatic frenzy of inspiration, drag every single space rock to a craftsdwarf shop, and proceed to make an artifact-grade space rock puzzlebox that is instantly forgotten by everyone involved.
WWUD if he was gifted a garden gnome statue for Dwarfmas?
Post by: pikachu17 on December 06, 2016, 11:51:38 am
WWUD if captured by team rocket members that think he is a pokemon?
Post by: Asin on December 06, 2016, 11:53:10 am
WWUD in a world conquered by elves?
Post by: OAOGigmaster on December 06, 2016, 03:36:33 pm
WWUD if he was told he had to choose between these two things to remove from all existence: magma, or adamantine?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 06, 2016, 04:44:30 pm
WWUD with an infant elf?
Post by: Asin on December 06, 2016, 05:41:39 pm
WWUD with a goblin child?
Post by: OAOGigmaster on December 06, 2016, 10:17:44 pm
WWUD if the Armok implanted in his brain a complete understanding of our world?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 07, 2016, 01:23:52 am
Wwud with a bare stone slab?
Post by: Imic on December 07, 2016, 05:02:12 pm
WWUD if he could actually eat rocks?
Post by: Bumber on December 07, 2016, 06:10:25 pm
WWUD if he could actually eat rocks?This is a stack of 106 exceptional prepared pitchblende roast. The ingredients are superiorly minced cinnabar, exceptionally minced slade, superiorly minced pitchblende, superiorly minced petrified wood, exceptionally minced raw adamantine, exceptionally minced plump helmets, superiorly minced galena, ...
WWUD if the world's magma reserves were running low?
Post by: OAOGigmaster on December 07, 2016, 10:15:16 pm
WWUD first if a dwarf invented a practical combustion engine?
Post by: Z49000 on December 07, 2016, 11:22:48 pm
WWUD if an Ork Waaagh invaded?
Post by: Asin on December 07, 2016, 11:28:11 pm
(Had to look up an Ork WAAAGH!)
WWUD if his fortress was invaded by iron dwarf automatons? (Automatons shaped like dwarves, but with added bloodlust.)
Post by: Eric Blank on December 09, 2016, 02:01:28 am
Wwud with a hopeless situation?
Post by: Imic on December 09, 2016, 11:31:52 am
WWUD if he was the King/Queen of the mountainhome?
Post by: pikachu17 on December 09, 2016, 02:39:59 pm
WWUD if he was behind the Thousand Year Door(from Paper Mario:the Thousand Year Door.)?
Post by: Asin on December 09, 2016, 02:42:13 pm
WWUD if he had partners (like in Paper Mario, except they're characters and such from DF)?
Post by: pikachu17 on December 09, 2016, 02:58:33 pm
WWUD if he was attacked by a Smorg construct?
Post by: Gwolfski on December 11, 2016, 11:02:31 am
Urist is joined by Urist, Urist, Urist, Urist, and Urista(realize that Urist is a female form of the name, but I wanted to demonstrate the Smurfette Principle)
You missed one Urist.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 12, 2016, 01:30:49 am
Urists only defense against the smorg is to punch it and run away
Wwud if he realized he'd forgotten something?
Post by: Imic on December 12, 2016, 03:20:59 pm
Wwud if he was sent to build a new fortress with barely anything t help him? And there's smorg constructs.
Post by: Asin on December 13, 2016, 09:02:54 pm
WWUD if he was transformed into a goblin?
Post by: Z49000 on December 13, 2016, 09:57:29 pm
WWUD if he was a mad scientist?
Post by: Asin on December 13, 2016, 10:03:42 pm
WWUD if he got sick with ebola?
Post by: Imic on December 14, 2016, 02:37:45 am
Wwud in the haunted wasteland of litast kegath?
Post by: pikachu17 on December 14, 2016, 01:43:41 pm
WWUD if he was a Man in Purple?
Post by: Bumber on December 14, 2016, 02:04:57 pm
Be attacked by the Men in Purple, and have his memory erased.Use thought screen altering powers to convince everyone he met with an unfortunate accident, then try to cover up the existence of FBs.
WWUD if he was a Man in Purple?
WWUD if plump helmets grew into multi z-level trees?
Post by: pikachu17 on December 14, 2016, 02:10:34 pm
WWUD if he was trapped in a plump helmet forest without an axe?(by trapped, I mean there is no way out.)
Post by: Gwolfski on December 14, 2016, 06:26:49 pm
Wwud in Simcity 4?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on December 14, 2016, 07:03:31 pm
WWUD if simcopter 1 reports heavy traffic?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 14, 2016, 11:33:07 pm
WWUD if simcopter 1 crashed into his bismuth skyscraper?
Post by: Asin on December 14, 2016, 11:35:15 pm
WWUD with memes?
Post by: Arcvasti on December 15, 2016, 01:25:48 am
Sarvesh cancels store item in stockpile: Falling down stairs
The elves have come to avenge the death of a captive gorilla! Now you will know why you fear the memes!
What would Urist do with an absurdly heavy slade hammer?
Post by: Asin on December 15, 2016, 07:07:48 am
WWUD if in a cartoon?
Post by: pikachu17 on December 16, 2016, 02:35:07 pm
WWUD if she was hit by a minecart?
Post by: Asin on December 16, 2016, 02:42:53 pm
WWUD while traveling with a retired soldier and a local guard to go get an adamantine great axe on the world's tallest mountain after being promised a room of gold, all the booze he wants, and leader of the military?
Post by: pikachu17 on December 16, 2016, 02:52:07 pm
WWUD if she was in the hospital with a broken moustache?
Post by: Imic on December 18, 2016, 07:26:42 am
Wwud if his beard could talk?
(Akthough, there isn't really an "if" sbout this one)
Post by: Asin on December 18, 2016, 08:38:18 am
WWUD if he got ahold of sunshine (the drink)?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 18, 2016, 03:24:33 pm
Wwud with subzero temperatures and no magma?
Post by: Asin on December 18, 2016, 03:34:07 pm
WWUD if he was wondering why he was called Urist?
Post by: DanielCoffey on December 19, 2016, 09:12:28 am
WWUD if confronted with an elf while holding a bowl of soup made from finely rendered tallow with chunks of minced tallow?
Post by: Bidyhackier on December 19, 2016, 09:14:23 am
WWUD if chained to an elf?
Post by: Asin on December 19, 2016, 09:18:31 am
WWUD if he invented guns?
Post by: Bidyhackier on December 19, 2016, 09:33:21 am
EDIT:it seems i broke the entire stuff,so:
WWUD when his wife questioned why he came home that late?
Post by: Imic on December 19, 2016, 02:49:02 pm
Post by: Imic on December 19, 2016, 04:21:47 pm
Wwud if he was definately, absolutely not in a secret orginization such as the illumanati?
Post by: Asin on December 19, 2016, 04:38:22 pm
WWUD if he had a family reunion?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on December 19, 2016, 04:49:16 pm
WWUD if the elves came with booze and renounced their cannibalism and treehugging ways? (sorry)
Post by: Asin on December 19, 2016, 04:50:29 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on December 19, 2016, 05:05:44 pm
Post by: ☼Another☼ on December 19, 2016, 05:07:44 pm
Post by: Asin on December 19, 2016, 05:09:36 pm
WWUD in a thunderstorm?
Post by: Bumber on December 19, 2016, 10:58:13 pm
WWUD if his beard caught on fire?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on December 19, 2016, 11:26:03 pm
WWUD if he found his mayor was an elf?
Post by: Imic on December 20, 2016, 05:40:33 am
Post by: ☼Another☼ on December 20, 2016, 10:10:52 am
Post by: pikachu17 on December 20, 2016, 10:21:26 am
WWUD if she was attacked by cavern beasts.
Post by: DanielCoffey on December 25, 2016, 04:32:44 pm
WWUD if, upon entering the booze stockpile with several friends, he saw only ONE bottle of drink in the entire stockpile?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 26, 2016, 07:41:52 pm
WWUD with a golden earring as big as her torso?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on December 26, 2016, 07:49:38 pm
WWUD if she got into a fight with that earring?
Post by: Asin on December 26, 2016, 07:55:56 pm
WWUD if he was put into Minecraft (Oh lord.)
Post by: ☼Another☼ on December 26, 2016, 08:10:37 pm
WWUD if she figured out how to survive?
Post by: Asin on December 26, 2016, 09:21:53 pm
WWUD if he was given a pistachio?
Post by: Mlamlah on December 27, 2016, 03:16:18 pm
What would Urist do with a friend's baby?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on December 27, 2016, 03:24:06 pm
WWUD if she woke up surrounded by badgers?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 27, 2016, 03:28:12 pm
WWUD if she woke up and was surrounded by plump helmets?
Post by: Asin on December 27, 2016, 03:49:06 pm
WWUD if they spotted a large roach?
Post by: Grimlocke on December 27, 2016, 04:51:21 pm
WWUD if vermin came hunting for him?
Post by: Asin on December 27, 2016, 05:03:14 pm
WWUD in order to choose a name for his dog?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 28, 2016, 02:26:01 am
Wwud if his parents gave him a toy forge for Goblin Christmas?
Post by: Asin on December 28, 2016, 07:29:05 am
WWUD if he had Alzheimer's?
Post by: FantasticDorf on December 28, 2016, 01:58:00 pm
Attempt to make a weapon and be like his uncle Urist the weaponsmith. Key word here is attempt.
WWUD if he had Alzheimer's?
Stare blankly trying to remember what they were doing in the tavern while a mountain Gnome slips by and empties his dwarven wine goblet.
Festive time, WWUD with a dragon wishbone?
Post by: Bumber on December 28, 2016, 02:07:49 pm
Festive time, WWUD with a dragon wishbone?Artifact earrings.
WWUD when faced with an FB composed of a swarm of cats?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on December 28, 2016, 02:30:23 pm
WWUD if the same FB was composed of sunshine?
Post by: Asin on December 28, 2016, 02:38:11 pm
WWUD in the Ace Attorney universe?
Post by: Bumber on December 29, 2016, 10:59:25 am
WWUD if his client was charged with violation of a production order?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 29, 2016, 11:17:39 am
Wwud if trapped outside, and snow everywhere!
Post by: IronTomato on December 29, 2016, 12:26:55 pm
WWUD If he was a death row inmate?
Post by: Asin on December 29, 2016, 12:51:44 pm
WWUD if he invented cereal?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on December 29, 2016, 02:30:58 pm
WWUD if he found a way to make volcanoes erupt from the Earth?
Post by: Asin on December 29, 2016, 04:25:39 pm
WWUD as a wizard tasked with reviving the extinct giant desert scorpion?
Post by: Bumber on December 30, 2016, 04:31:29 am
WWUD if his beard evolved beyond the need of a host?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on December 30, 2016, 11:04:45 am
WWUD if he lived?
Post by: Asin on December 30, 2016, 12:20:46 pm
WWUD if helping Urist McMayor seek re-election and was told to make propaganda?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 30, 2016, 11:40:11 pm
Wwud if plump helmets couldn't be brewed into wine?
Post by: Asin on December 30, 2016, 11:43:05 pm
WWUD if he went onto the internet and found the horrid Rule 34?
Post by: pikachu17 on January 03, 2017, 10:39:30 am
WWUD if he was a quadruped?
Post by: DF_Silvestre on January 04, 2017, 01:06:50 am
Wwud if he saw how he's used as the dwarven stereotype for everything?
Post by: pikachu17 on January 04, 2017, 10:38:48 am
WWUD if dwarves all acted like players make them act in player forts?
Post by: Imic on January 04, 2017, 02:12:53 pm
Wwud if he was the lastdwarf?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on January 04, 2017, 02:15:44 pm
WWUD if she had infinite candy?
Post by: Urist McVoyager on January 06, 2017, 05:17:26 am
WWUD if she figured out she was in a simulation and the real world was somewhere else creating other simulated worlds?
Post by: pikachu17 on January 06, 2017, 02:31:56 pm
WWUD if he was in Paper Mario:The Temple of the Sun?
Post by: ReynTheLord on January 06, 2017, 07:54:07 pm
Become a miner.
Wwud if his civilizationwas dying out while he and his fellow six dwarves were sent to save the civilization?
Make a new civilization which inevitably dies out with his six buddies
WWUD if he was in a dwarf fortress version of "The war of the worlds" (The book)
Post by: Nilbert on January 07, 2017, 08:55:31 am
Make a new civilization which inevitably dies out with his six buddies
WWUD if he was in a dwarf fortress version of "The war of the worlds" (The book)
Die from infection.
WWUD if forced to wait for his/her spouse outside a shoe store in a mall?
Post by: Asin on January 07, 2017, 11:08:54 am
WWUD if he was a deadbeat dad? (Like Homer Simpson or something)
Post by: ☼Another☼ on January 07, 2017, 11:19:16 am
WWUD if she was raised in dwarven childcare?
Post by: Asin on January 07, 2017, 11:33:59 am
WWUD at a modern day laundromat?
Post by: Imic on January 07, 2017, 01:01:57 pm
Wwud in the greatest (and last) fortress in the world?
It is an extremely amazing city, with rivers of magma and other awesome stuff.
Post by: Asin on January 07, 2017, 01:19:15 pm
WWUD if he was religious?
Post by: DF_Silvestre on January 07, 2017, 03:53:54 pm
WWUD if he tried to upgrade his pc to 64-bit but had the wrong iso and ended up with 32-bit complete with wiped drives and drivers?
Post by: Asin on January 07, 2017, 03:55:22 pm
WWUD if he found a baby troll?
Post by: Imic on January 07, 2017, 05:35:16 pm
Wwud if dinjedchnisx
Post by: Asin on January 07, 2017, 05:50:16 pm
WWUD if he modded the game to make orcs?
Post by: ReynTheLord on January 07, 2017, 10:04:17 pm
ERROR.
WWUD if he modded the game to make orcs?
He would realize he fucked himself over by folding the fourth wall.
WWUD if he was in XCOM
Post by: Asin on January 07, 2017, 10:07:27 pm
WWUD if he was planning a fishing trip with his 3 buddies,
Bomrek, Sulus, and Emäth at the calmest fishing spot (no carp, no nothing)?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on January 07, 2017, 11:12:50 pm
WWUD if she was a carp god?
Post by: Baffler on January 07, 2017, 11:13:41 pm
Damn ninjas. Drown when she tries to join her people in the local river.
WWUD if he had to choose between getting an unlimited supply of masterwork clothing and jewelry, but he has to live on nothing but raw plump helmets and water; or dine on the finest food and drink for the rest of his days but wear nothing but a xXTroll Fur ThongXx?
Post by: Asin on January 07, 2017, 11:23:16 pm
WWUD if he became half-demon?
Post by: DF_Silvestre on January 08, 2017, 09:05:44 am
Wwud if she was a succubus?
Post by: endlessblaze on January 08, 2017, 09:29:31 am
Wwud if she was a half succubus?
Post by: Arcvasti on January 08, 2017, 01:31:06 pm
What would Urist do if they domesticated a Vorpal Bunny?
Post by: ReynTheLord on January 08, 2017, 06:45:26 pm
Get killed by Sectoids.
WWUD if he was planning a fishing trip with his 3 buddies,
Bomrek, Sulus, and Emäth at the calmest fishing spot (no carp, no nothing)?
Suddenly have a panic attack due to halucinations and kill his buddies, and fall into the river.
WWUD if he was to settle in canada?
Post by: Asin on January 08, 2017, 06:50:11 pm
WWUD in Arizona?
(What kind of hallucinations?)
Post by: ReynTheLord on January 08, 2017, 07:22:39 pm
Freeze.
WWUD in Arizona?
(What kind of hallucinations?)
(Not sure about the hallucinations. I've been dealing with terrifying halucinations out of the blue in masterwork)
Post by: Nilbert on January 09, 2017, 09:04:44 am
WWUD if in his research discovered a cure for a terrible disease that only affects elves?
Post by: Asin on January 09, 2017, 09:09:40 am
WWUD in The Planet of the Plump Helmet Men?
(Planet of the Apes, but with Plump Helmet Men.)
Post by: Imic on January 09, 2017, 12:00:37 pm
Wwud with the vashta nerada
Post by: Bumber on January 09, 2017, 06:19:50 pm
WWUD as a critic on elf literature?
Post by: DF_Silvestre on January 09, 2017, 06:28:38 pm
Wwud if he was a stripper?
Post by: Nilbert on January 10, 2017, 09:41:32 am
WWUD if the dwarf king mandated all steel weapons and armor must be given to the elves?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on January 10, 2017, 09:43:13 am
WWUD if she couldn't rig an unfortunate accident?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 10, 2017, 12:26:54 pm
Wwud if the plump helmets were going sour?
Post by: Baffler on January 10, 2017, 02:32:21 pm
Throw a tantrum and punch the noble to death.
Wwud if the plump helmets were going sour?
Fetch a barrel to put the new dwarven wine in.
WWUD if the overseer refused to give him a weapon master title because "Misc. Object User isn't a legitimate weapon skill."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 10, 2017, 02:41:57 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on January 10, 2017, 03:16:56 pm
WWUD if McUrist messed up his Uristburger.
Post by: Imic on January 15, 2017, 01:34:56 pm
Wwud if he was the manager being given out to?
Post by: Asin on January 15, 2017, 02:38:45 pm
WWUD if he entered our world and was told to advertise ShamWow!, that one made for TV supertowel thing?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 16, 2017, 01:18:03 am
Wwud with an angry dinosaur?
Post by: Imic on January 16, 2017, 02:56:40 am
Wwud in Battlefailed?
Post by: NullForceOmega on January 16, 2017, 04:08:05 am
WWUD if she tamed Stuzang?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 16, 2017, 10:18:04 pm
Wwud if her cow was a zombie?
Post by: Arcvasti on January 16, 2017, 11:48:17 pm
What would Urist do if their cat was a skeleton?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on January 17, 2017, 07:46:58 pm
WWUD if his demand of a cat bone cabinet was not met?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 17, 2017, 08:51:49 pm
Wwud if he never and enough time to do all the things and more things just kept getting piled on top?
Post by: Imic on January 18, 2017, 05:08:10 am
Wwud if he could fly?
Post by: Nilbert on January 18, 2017, 07:41:49 am
WWUD if there were no more elves, humans, goblins, animal people, or trees?
Post by: Asin on January 18, 2017, 07:51:58 am
WWUD if he was stuck floating in space, somehow able to breathe?
Post by: Imic on January 18, 2017, 09:03:01 am
Wwud if he was one of those seven dwarves?
Post by: Asin on January 18, 2017, 09:38:32 am
WWUD if he could break the simulation and meet with himself in space (the dreaming Urist...)?
Post by: pikachu17 on January 18, 2017, 01:42:43 pm
WWUD if he was a plumber like Mario?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 18, 2017, 01:57:40 pm
WWUD if he was forbidden to access the booze stockpile?
Post by: pikachu17 on January 18, 2017, 01:59:53 pm
WWUD if the booze stockpile had a invincible elf that would follow for eternity, any dwarves that drank alcohol?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 18, 2017, 02:38:09 pm
WWUD if he was teleported to the non-DF world?
Post by: pikachu17 on January 18, 2017, 03:08:56 pm
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 18, 2017, 03:23:35 pm
Which one? Legend of Zelda? Super Mario brothers? Halo? Minecraft?Err... real life?
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on January 18, 2017, 03:32:53 pm
Wudd if he eval("throw new Tantrum()")
Post by: Imic on January 20, 2017, 02:19:49 am
Wwud if he was invited into the tardis?
Post by: Nilbert on January 20, 2017, 06:37:46 pm
WWUD if he got into battle with a dalek?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 20, 2017, 10:58:47 pm
WWUD if an elf didn't die every time he drank booze?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on January 20, 2017, 11:17:00 pm
WWUD if the elves took our booze, and built a yuge wall to keep us out?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on January 23, 2017, 08:58:21 pm
WWUD after breaching the walls
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 23, 2017, 11:04:00 pm
WWUD if he ate the last of his Plump Helmet spawn?
Post by: pikachu17 on January 24, 2017, 03:23:45 pm
WWUD if he was trapped in a room with a chatty invincible elf?
Post by: FantasticDorf on January 25, 2017, 05:13:20 am
Eat some Plump helmets, then plant the spawn.
WWUD if he was trapped in a room with a chatty invincible elf?
Choke the elf till it goes unconscious and stops talking, not dead but just passed out.
WWUD if their site manager was a particularly vile goblin (civmember/resident not invader)
Post by: Imic on January 25, 2017, 05:44:41 am
Wwud as an empire human in warhammer fantasy?
(Before end times...)
(Fuck end times.....)
Post by: FantasticDorf on January 25, 2017, 06:06:07 am
Kill him.
Wwud as an empire human in warhammer fantasy?
(Before end times...)
(Fuck end times.....)
Try to pet a crundle, get eaten by a squig.
WWUD they found a grimeling in their salad.
Post by: Imic on January 25, 2017, 01:57:59 pm
WWUD if he was listening to amazing music while climbing over a mountain tange?
Post by: Asin on January 25, 2017, 02:06:17 pm
WWUD at an all you can eat buffet?
Post by: FantasticDorf on January 25, 2017, 04:05:09 pm
Sing.
WWUD at an all you can eat buffet?
Devour the most expensive roast they can find, get all jittery & euphoric then wipe their beard with a spare cat
WWUD if that cat they used was a very angry badger picked up at precisely the wrong moment.
Post by: Asin on January 25, 2017, 04:57:22 pm
WWUD if he found out that the badger was, in actuality, a badger man who was prince of his civilization who just declared war on all of dwarvenkind?
Post by: FantasticDorf on January 25, 2017, 05:21:18 pm
Punch it.
WWUD if he found out that the badger was, in actuality, a badger man who was prince of his civilization who just declared war on all of dwarvenkind?
Let him go, and run off to the barracks to grab their axe (technically it was self defense but doing any further harm wouldn't be good for anybody)
WWUD if all the badger men turned up the next day with giant snakes & mushroom men, but all they want to do is sing the dwarves to death in a musical troupe because that's how they settle fighting in their culture.
Post by: Asin on January 25, 2017, 05:44:16 pm
WWUD if The Union of Haze lost?
Post by: FantasticDorf on January 25, 2017, 06:36:42 pm
Send in the best troupe in the fortress, The Union of Haze!
WWUD if The Union of Haze lost?
Via messenger bat, send a distress signal out to the cheesemaker guild (responsible for dealing with petty annoyances dwarf authorities wont touch) and as a result they craft a artifact 25 feet tall roll of cheese & begin pushing it down the side of the mountainhome in the direction of the besieged fortress
WWUD now a 25 feet tall roll of cheese just squashed the badger troupe & the union of haze and is heading for fortress with unstoppable velocity.
Post by: Asin on January 25, 2017, 06:40:37 pm
WWUD if he had to start a fort with these 6?
Ast - Fat guy who was a scholar.
Likot - Female Miner with anger issues.
Asin - Chef in Training.
Oth - Big strong guy.
Abol - The former Hammerer.
Likot - Dwarven prince.
Post by: SimRobert2001 on January 25, 2017, 10:07:40 pm
WWUD if He and all 6 dwarves had their hands bitten off by an alligator?
Post by: Asin on January 25, 2017, 10:14:27 pm
WWUD if he fell down a Z-level and went out cold, but while he's out cold, he sees visions?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 25, 2017, 10:29:53 pm
WWUD if he found out about firearms?
Post by: Asin on January 25, 2017, 10:52:11 pm
WWUD if he was given new metal hands powered by magic?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 25, 2017, 11:00:12 pm
WWUD if he was turned into an elf?
Post by: Asin on January 25, 2017, 11:02:00 pm
WWUD if he turned back into a dwarf?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 25, 2017, 11:02:57 pm
WWUD if he had a tantrum in the middle of the lever room?
Post by: Asin on January 25, 2017, 11:04:22 pm
WWUD if, with his magic metal hands, battled a giant eagle?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 25, 2017, 11:05:47 pm
WWUD if he was fighting a demon and a goblin horde armed only with a dead elf?
Post by: Asin on January 25, 2017, 11:07:30 pm
WWUD if he was wandering and came across a tavern?
Post by: Imic on January 26, 2017, 01:36:38 am
Wwud of the badger men came back?
Post by: Asin on January 26, 2017, 08:26:20 am
Then beat the shit out of the badger men.
WWUD if he visited the remains of his old fort?
Post by: Imic on January 26, 2017, 09:09:20 am
Attempt to sing but fail.Wait, how the hell did he survive?
Then beat the shit out of the badger men.
WWUD if he visited the remains of his old fort?
Wwud if he was having an existential conflict?
Post by: Asin on January 26, 2017, 09:26:10 am
(Imic, to answer your question, Urist got his hands ripped off by a croc, later got magic powered metal hands and beat the shit out of crocs and other things.)
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 26, 2017, 10:15:41 am
Post by: Asin on January 26, 2017, 12:11:31 pm
WWUD if he was picked to serve as a god's holy warrior?
Post by: Imic on January 26, 2017, 02:26:00 pm
Drink his conflict away.No, I saw that, I thought that this new fort was unrelated...
(Imic, to answer your question, Urist got his hands ripped off by a croc, later got magic powered metal hands and beat the shit out of crocs and other things.)
Kill demonds, and then die.
Wwud if he was a god?
Post by: Asin on January 26, 2017, 02:30:48 pm
WWUD if he was the god of valor?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 26, 2017, 02:41:55 pm
WWUD if he went insane and saw everyone as an elf?
Post by: Asin on January 26, 2017, 02:43:35 pm
WWUD if he realized what happened and recreated the world?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 26, 2017, 02:49:56 pm
WWUD when he realized that he was worshipping himself all these years?
Post by: Asin on January 26, 2017, 03:00:33 pm
WWUD if he came down to the planet and mated with a dwarven woman?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 26, 2017, 03:02:44 pm
Post by: Asin on January 26, 2017, 03:15:01 pm
Have seven children, let them become the Dwarven Pantheon of gods, and then create HFS!
Where is your question?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 26, 2017, 03:17:20 pm
WWUD if he lost his newfound godly powers?
Post by: Imic on January 26, 2017, 04:05:36 pm
Wwud if he then ascended back to Armok - hood?
Post by: Asin on January 26, 2017, 04:47:25 pm
WWUD if he opened a portal and entered other worlds?
(Like Pokémon)
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 26, 2017, 04:51:34 pm
WWUD if he got stranded in said dimension?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 27, 2017, 12:59:10 am
Wwud if left all alone with noone to comfort her?
Post by: Asin on January 27, 2017, 07:31:42 am
WWUD if he with his metal magic hands (yes, this is that same Urist) opened a portal and went somewhere else?
(This is the best WWUD story.)
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 27, 2017, 10:28:56 am
WWUD if he opened a portal and returned back to DF world, only 2000 years later?
Post by: Asin on January 27, 2017, 12:17:43 pm
WWUD if he invented nanites for this future DF world?
Post by: pikachu17 on January 27, 2017, 02:23:28 pm
WWUD if her mother married a female elf?
Post by: Asin on January 27, 2017, 02:28:53 pm
WWUD in a car?
Post by: OAOGigmaster on January 27, 2017, 04:50:58 pm
WWUD to prove himself if he ended up on a showing of America's Got Talent?
Post by: Asin on January 27, 2017, 04:57:53 pm
WWUD in The Price is Right?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 27, 2017, 05:21:34 pm
Wwud if someone shaved his beard in the middle of the night?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on January 27, 2017, 05:24:31 pm
WWUD on Jeopardy?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 27, 2017, 06:29:00 pm
Wwud if he sat on a thumb tack?
Post by: OAOGigmaster on January 28, 2017, 10:41:55 am
WWUD if forced to face facts that goat tallow soap walls can't actually hold magma back (yet somehow do?)
Post by: Asin on January 28, 2017, 11:17:59 am
WWUD in Deal Or No Deal?
Post by: FantasticDorf on January 28, 2017, 12:41:17 pm
"Eh."
WWUD in Deal Or No Deal?
Hope the boxes have mugs inside so they can walk off set & get a flagon of booze.
WWUD if the Soylent Green (stew's) were made out of Dwarves!
Post by: Asin on January 28, 2017, 01:02:44 pm
(Urdim's a god I have in my fortress.)
WWUD if he changed his name?
(What would his new name be?)
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 28, 2017, 03:48:53 pm
WWUD if Bookbooks the Book of Books brought a plague of cats to his fortress?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on January 28, 2017, 03:54:27 pm
Bookbooks the Book of Books.
Actually, the longest his name could be is:
Book Bookbook the Book-Book of Books
Post by: Amperzand on January 28, 2017, 04:36:31 pm
WWUD if they accidentally breached the Circus?
Post by: Asin on January 28, 2017, 04:43:57 pm
WWUD if he put that line in a play?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 28, 2017, 07:10:48 pm
Bookbooks the Book of Books.
Actually, the longest his name could be is:
Book Bookbook the Book-Book of Books
Book actually isn't a choice for the second hyphenated word. Naming libraries is fun!
Post by: ☼Another☼ on January 28, 2017, 07:12:48 pm
Post by: Rethi-Eli on January 28, 2017, 07:19:58 pm
You can when naming yourself in adventure mode.
Time to make another adventurer!
Post by: rosareven on February 01, 2017, 03:11:02 am
"Well, it's been a good run, guys. Tholtig, grab the booze. Time for one last drink."He will publish the play as a book before his fortress is overrun by the circus. Many years later an adventurer will discover the book from the ruins of where its author once thrived.
WWUD if he put that line in a play?
WWUD as a ghost if he sees his own book being taken away?
Post by: Imic on February 01, 2017, 05:19:37 am
Wwud if he was joined in his ghosthood by the former adventurer, Bomrek hammerart?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 01, 2017, 05:29:17 am
WWUD if Bomrek is a really chatty ghost and never shuts up?
Post by: FantasticDorf on February 01, 2017, 07:50:40 am
Uhhhhhhh, sorry for, you know, killing you. No hard feelings?
WWUD if Bomrek is a really chatty ghost and never shuts up?
Throw the book at (and through) him and go listen to some music in the tavern to block out the noise.
WWUD if Bomrek's form of ironic torture for you is talking you to death 24/7 when instead they could have been just reading the book quietly? (additional rule, only U can hear or see Bomrek).
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 01, 2017, 02:20:03 pm
Urist: No.
Bomrek: Too bad. All my stories are ghost stories. Because you murdered me!
Bomrek: Hey Urist, what's black and blue and red all over?
Urist: ...
Bomrek: Your book! Because it has a blue cover, black text, AND MY BLOOD.
What would Urist#2 do if he wandered into a fort, only to find a ghost flying around shouting "shut up shut up shut up"?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 01, 2017, 02:32:11 pm
Wwud with a really angry vermin?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 05, 2017, 07:40:41 am
WWUD if a giant mosquito attempted to become his/her friend?
Post by: Asin on February 05, 2017, 09:44:41 am
Run.
WWUD if he was in the Resident Evil series? (List what would happen in each main installment... Hehe)
Post by: Rethi-Eli on February 05, 2017, 11:23:01 am
Kill zombies.
Kill zombies.
Kill zombies.
I dunno how many major installment there are but pretty much kill zombies for each one.
WWUD if he became a zombie?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on February 05, 2017, 11:40:05 am
Kill zombies.*7
I dunno how many major installment there are but pretty much kill zombies for each one.
WWUD if he became a zombie?
Post by: Asin on February 05, 2017, 11:59:08 am
WWUD in WWII?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on February 05, 2017, 12:13:37 pm
Bite all the dwarves he could, then get shot by an elf with a bow.
WWUD in WWII?
Die defending Berlin.
WWUD if he was Hitler?
Post by: Asin on February 05, 2017, 12:16:20 pm
Post by: ☼Another☼ on February 05, 2017, 12:25:01 pm
Post by: Asin on February 05, 2017, 12:46:50 pm
Die defending Berlin.
WWUD if he was Hitler?
Do the Holocaust to elves instead. (People, please don't get pissy at me...)
WWUD if he was at D-Day along with 6 other dwarves?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on February 05, 2017, 01:08:47 pm
Sniper has been struck down.
WWUD if he was taken by a strange mood in 2017?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 05, 2017, 05:12:01 pm
WWUD with the sound of madness?
Post by: Bumber on February 06, 2017, 03:34:38 am
WWUD with The Sound of Music, as the director?
Post by: Asin on February 06, 2017, 07:42:18 am
WWUD if he directed The Room?
Post by: Baffler on February 06, 2017, 05:13:39 pm
WWUD if he directed The Room?
The plot and dialog would be terrible and porous since Urist is only a dabbling wordsmith and a novice storyteller. So it'd be pretty much exactly the same as it is now.
WWUD if he won big at the Golden Raspberry Awards?
Post by: Asin on February 06, 2017, 05:48:49 pm
WWUD if he won a Grammy?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on February 06, 2017, 06:23:58 pm
WWUD if he was in the FTL (http://ftlgame.com) universe?
Post by: Asin on February 06, 2017, 08:14:42 pm
WWUD if he lived in the 70s?
(Don't say weed, please.)
Post by: ☼Another☼ on February 06, 2017, 08:19:47 pm
WWUD with the tie-die shirt?
Post by: Asin on February 06, 2017, 08:21:11 pm
WWUD if he met some hippies?
Post by: ☼Another☼ on February 06, 2017, 08:22:16 pm
WWUD if he met somehippieselves?
Post by: Asin on February 06, 2017, 08:24:02 pm
Post by: pikachu17 on February 07, 2017, 10:54:44 am
WWUD to break out of jail?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2017, 01:39:13 pm
WWUD if the hole breached a magma pump stack?
Post by: Asin on February 07, 2017, 06:58:13 pm
WWUD if the hole reached into the circus and he got green armor, a helmet, and a shotgun to fend them off?
(Basically, WWUD in Doom?)
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 07, 2017, 07:11:47 pm
Wudd if
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2017, 09:22:32 pm
WWUD if there was nothing?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 08, 2017, 12:28:08 am
WWUD if asked to report this error to Microsoft?
Post by: Imic on February 09, 2017, 01:27:03 am
Urist.exe has crashed?
Post by: Bumber on February 09, 2017, 01:56:26 am
WWUD if he dug too deep and unleashed system daemons?
Post by: Asin on February 09, 2017, 08:31:52 am
WWUD if he entered MS Paint?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 10, 2017, 03:16:18 pm
WWUD if he was attacked by 50 cats?
Post by: Asin on February 10, 2017, 07:12:34 pm
WWUD if he watched Game Theory?
Post by: Imic on February 11, 2017, 02:35:29 am
Urist cancels alive: life is a lie.
Wwud if he commited suicide?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 11, 2017, 03:42:55 am
Wwud if his beer was haunted?
Post by: Asin on February 11, 2017, 03:19:11 pm
Urist McUrist has been possessed!
(What's the color for this kind of message in DF?)
WWUD in The Simpsons?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 14, 2017, 11:54:20 am
WWUD if the Simpsons had a beer shortage?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 14, 2017, 01:48:22 pm
Wwud if he had a job interview?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on February 14, 2017, 06:01:38 pm
- Killed a lot of elves
- Expert microcline miner
- Experience rigging complex and idiotic contraptions, mostly involving magma and dead elves
- Survived 5 major goblin invasions
- Killed a lot of elves
- Hasn't dodged into magma (yet)
- Very good at hauling things
- Killed a lot of elves
- Good kinesthetic sense
______________
WWUD if they got a job as a game designer?
Post by: Bumber on February 15, 2017, 01:42:53 am
WWUD if the elves enacted legislature to ensure that all metal production was tree kosher?
Post by: Asin on February 15, 2017, 01:52:24 pm
WWUD on a vacation to Boatmurdered?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 15, 2017, 10:06:51 pm
Wwud if boat murdered never happened?
Post by: Asin on February 16, 2017, 10:34:17 pm
WWUD if he was Sankis' reincarnation?
Post by: Imic on February 17, 2017, 08:28:30 am
Wwud if... Er... He was in boatmurderderderderderderderd?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 18, 2017, 02:27:43 am
Wwud with zombie giant sperm whales invading the fortress?
Post by: Chase on February 18, 2017, 03:08:24 am
Get the murder going on.
Wwud with zombie giant sperm whales invading the fortress?
Get pregnant.
Wwud if he was pregnant with a giant zombie sperm whale baby?
Post by: Asin on February 18, 2017, 11:27:14 am
WWUD in this mod I made?
(http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=162478.0)
Post by: Asin on February 23, 2017, 10:17:20 pm
Post by: Garrie on February 24, 2017, 08:30:29 am
WWUD if he had a backpack with nothing but ROAST SPAM?
Post by: Orendor on February 26, 2017, 08:22:42 pm
Dessert is ROAST SPAM and ENEMY sweetbread.
WWUD if the fort entrance was guarded by the bridge guardian from Monty Python's holy grail?
Post by: malistaticy on February 26, 2017, 10:24:23 pm
"Urist of the Dwarven Mountainhome."
"What is your quest?"
"To seek the ☼holy artifact☼."
"What... is your favorite color?"
"Stripes."
Urist soon met the bottom of the !!Gorge of Eternal Peril!!.
WWUD if HE was the bridge guardian from Monty Python's holy grail?
Post by: Asin on February 26, 2017, 10:25:25 pm
"What is your name?"
"Urist of the Dwarven Mountainhome."
"What is your quest?"
"To seek the ☼holy artifact☼."
"What... is your favorite color?"
"Stripes."
Urist soon met the bottom of the !!Gorge of Eternal Peril!!.
WWUD if HE was the bridge guardian from Monty Python's holy grail?
Everyone is dead.
WWUD with the Holy Grail?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 27, 2017, 01:23:13 am
Wwud if the powers that be were pissed at him?
Post by: Baffler on March 01, 2017, 01:13:09 pm
WWUD if he was ordered to stand on the catapult range (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163003.0) as part of a poorly explained science experiment?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 02, 2017, 12:13:44 am
Wwud if the dogs were fighting?
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on March 02, 2017, 10:43:39 am
Wudd if teleported into a realworld highschool
Post by: Imic on March 02, 2017, 01:54:41 pm
Wwud if I TOLD YOU NEVER FO COME IN HERE WHEN I'M PUTTING SHARKS IN MY UNDERWEAR!
Post by: LordBrassroast on March 03, 2017, 09:38:50 am
WWUD if he was abducted by aliens?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 03, 2017, 03:13:33 pm
WWUD with this technology?
Post by: heydude6 on March 03, 2017, 03:23:34 pm
WWUD if he made a mod for dwarf fortress?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 03, 2017, 03:34:25 pm
WWUD if he was a giraffe?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 04, 2017, 12:56:58 am
Wwud if his wife turned into a llama?
Post by: Evillee03 on March 05, 2017, 11:01:55 pm
WWUD if the fort was flooded in magma?
Post by: Asin on March 05, 2017, 11:03:27 pm
WWUD if he was so hungry, he had to hunt for vermin?
Post by: LordBrassroast on March 07, 2017, 10:54:18 am
WWUD if he became a ghost?
Post by: Bumber on March 07, 2017, 09:04:26 pm
WWUD if spiteful spectral socks sought serious satisfaction on his spirit? (That's satisfaction as in vengeance, not something lewd or any
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 08, 2017, 01:17:17 am
What would Zefon do?
Post by: LordBrassroast on March 08, 2017, 09:48:23 am
WWUD if Zefon stole his identity?
Post by: Baffler on March 08, 2017, 09:57:36 pm
WWUD if the sheriff asked him to join a posse to kick some outlaws out of the
Post by: armok of blood on March 08, 2017, 10:18:20 pm
Complain to the fortress guard. The seagull responsible was sentenced to death in absentia.Actually try to forcibly remove them, causing a loyalty cascade.
WWUD if the sheriff asked him to join a posse to kick some outlaws out of thesaloontavern?
WWUD if he was in a loyalty cascade?
Post by: LordBrassroast on March 09, 2017, 04:36:41 pm
WWUD if the goblins showed up during the loyalty cascade?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 09, 2017, 07:12:56 pm
Wwud if there were kobolds moving into the tavern and never leaving?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 10, 2017, 04:17:00 pm
WWUD with the totems?
Post by: Asin on March 11, 2017, 10:16:05 am
WWUD if he had "teatime" (boozetime) with Bomrek?
Post by: Baffler on March 11, 2017, 02:23:22 pm
WWUD if he was given a barony?
Post by: LordBrassroast on March 12, 2017, 09:34:26 am
WWUD if he was the King?
Post by: Garn on March 12, 2017, 07:37:27 pm
what would urist do if he was thirsty and saw a river with 3 alligators in it, but there wasn't any booze for miles?
Post by: Arcvasti on March 12, 2017, 08:10:44 pm
What would Urist do if they were locked in a time capsule with a breeding pair of cats, a vampire and an elf?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 13, 2017, 01:07:41 am
Wwu mcvampire do in a time capsule with two rotting corpses and ever-increasing numbers of cats.
Post by: Evillee03 on March 13, 2017, 03:09:39 am
WWUD if they were a vampire and the fort was being attacked
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on March 14, 2017, 06:06:32 am
WWUD, the day the music died?
Post by: Imic on March 23, 2017, 03:40:44 pm
Wwud if the world was imminently ending?
Post by: Asin on March 23, 2017, 03:54:20 pm
WWUD if he was the only survivor?
Post by: Nep Nep on March 23, 2017, 04:53:44 pm
Hold a barrel of booze as he dies.
WWUD if he was the only survivor?
Take all the booze for himself and make a fort out of booze with adamantium barrels with !!Menacing spikes!!
WWUD if the inhabitants of HFS were unleashed in this apocalyptic event?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 24, 2017, 02:16:42 pm
Continue pulling levers. No way out of a locked door, of course.
WWUD, the day the music died?
Bake a patriotic pie, bid farewell.
Take all the booze for himself and make a fort out of booze with adamantium barrels with !!Menacing spikes!!
WWUD if the inhabitants of HFS were unleashed in this apocalyptic event?
Hoard the socks, seal himself in, starve happy.
WWUD if someone did not understand his scholarly reference to a specific piece of ancient musical poetry?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 24, 2017, 02:49:35 pm
WWUD if he was immune to trantrumming?
Post by: Bidyhackier on March 24, 2017, 10:32:31 pm
WWUD if his wife was a Vampire?
Post by: Xazo-Tak on March 24, 2017, 11:50:02 pm
WWUD if the raws were edited to give him 50 hearts?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 25, 2017, 05:03:32 pm
WWUD if he had no hearts?
Post by: heydude6 on March 25, 2017, 05:21:06 pm
WWUD if he couldn't bleed
Post by: pikachu17 on March 25, 2017, 05:35:40 pm
WWUD if he was exactly as strong as Armok?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 26, 2017, 03:39:09 am
WWUD if the mountainhomes sent OSHA inspectors?
Post by: Bidyhackier on March 30, 2017, 12:38:46 pm
WWUD if the fort was taken over by ELVES?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 31, 2017, 02:32:47 pm
WWUD if he had a COPPER AXE?
Post by: johiah on March 31, 2017, 03:45:16 pm
WWUD if his feet were rotting off?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 31, 2017, 04:43:40 pm
Cut down all the trees outside for good measure.
WWUD if his feet were rotting off?
Hunt for SOCKS.
WWUD if he had mittens, but no hands.
Post by: pikachu17 on April 04, 2017, 09:35:05 am
WWUD do if he was the king of the humans?
Post by: Imic on April 05, 2017, 06:23:46 am
Wwud if he was king of the mountainhome?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 05, 2017, 10:56:22 am
WWUD if he was attacked by an alien?
Post by: Imic on April 05, 2017, 11:42:31 am
Wwud if I tried to atat a wwud story, beggining woth 7 dwarves approaching a cold volcano far to the north...
Post by: Eric Blank on April 06, 2017, 01:56:54 am
Wwud if the world was fair?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 07, 2017, 01:49:14 pm
WWUD if the world was going to be destroyed by a falling moon in 3 days?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 07, 2017, 02:05:04 pm
Wwud if his life revolved around hauling water around
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 09, 2017, 03:51:46 am
WWUD if he ran into a furniture hauler?
Post by: Asin on April 09, 2017, 08:31:12 am
Urist acts smugly superior towards those lowly boulder haulers. Pha!
WWUD if he ran into a furniture hauler?
Urist McWaterHauler: Hello, Urist!
Urist McFurnitureHauler: Hmmph! Lowbrow water hauler. *walks off*
WWUD if he invented the bagel?
Post by: Imic on April 09, 2017, 08:42:58 am
Wwud if bread was god?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 10, 2017, 01:04:40 am
Wwud if he couldnt make roasts out of four servings of lard alone anymore?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 10, 2017, 03:12:20 am
WWUD if someone told him that making biscuits out of the giant lovecraftian slug that just killed half the fort might be a bad idea?
Post by: Madman198237 on April 10, 2017, 06:53:40 pm
"By Armok, you're RIGHT! Clearly, I need some appropriately-minced lard-and-forgotten-beast-slime gravy as well!"
WWUD with forgotten beast slime gravy?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 10, 2017, 07:17:22 pm
WWUD with one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 11, 2017, 09:05:20 am
WWUD with an automobile?
Post by: Baffler on April 11, 2017, 02:07:27 pm
WWUD with an automobile?
Pasture it with the other livestock, but get frustrated when a breeding pair never shows up and melt it down for scrap.
WWUD if Bomrek stole his car to melt into steel bars?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 13, 2017, 02:59:40 pm
WWUD with a combat tank?
Post by: Imic on April 14, 2017, 07:32:39 am
Wwud in minecraft?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 14, 2017, 02:17:16 pm
WWUD while bathed in blood?
Post by: Bumber on April 18, 2017, 01:00:44 am
WWUD if cats could pull levers?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 18, 2017, 03:29:25 am
WWUD if a troll got into the dwarfputer?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 19, 2017, 05:05:12 pm
Wwud if another dwarf started to assume his identity and jobs?
Post by: Madman198237 on April 19, 2017, 08:35:40 pm
WWUD without any jobs?
Post by: Grimlocke on April 20, 2017, 07:47:12 am
WWUD if the tavern only served milk?
Post by: Madman198237 on April 20, 2017, 07:51:03 am
WWUD in a fort-wide bar fight?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on April 20, 2017, 07:56:35 am
WWUD in FG&RP?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 20, 2017, 11:24:07 pm
Wwud with a barrel full of snake venom?
Post by: Madman198237 on April 21, 2017, 02:07:38 pm
Urist Cancels Drinking Poison: Suffering Neurological Breakdowns and Central Nervous System Destruction
Urist McIdiot the Mightily Stupid Slayer of Intelligence has died.
WWUD with a terrible title like that?
Post by: pisskop on April 21, 2017, 02:13:08 pm
WWUD if she were ported into Nethack?
Post by: Killgoth on April 22, 2017, 07:58:19 pm
Mod themselves in SLOW_LEARNER
WWUD if she were ported into Nethack?
Drink until vomiting or death achieved.
WWUD if forced to live a life of sub-mediocrity?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on April 22, 2017, 08:29:47 pm
WWUD if they had to kill another dwarf to make their artifact?
Post by: Madman198237 on April 22, 2017, 08:38:55 pm
WWUD in Steve's Galaxy? (Post-apocalyptic Minecraft mudpack on Technic. Actually pretty fun. Once you get past the complete and utter lack of plant life besides some leafless trees)
Post by: Eric Blank on April 24, 2017, 01:47:03 am
Wwud if he were left behind when the wagon departed to found a new fort?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on April 25, 2017, 12:51:24 pm
Post by: mate888 on April 25, 2017, 03:28:49 pm
His beard would detach from his body in shame and search for another meat-vessel. WWUD if he was given a choice between drowning every elf in magma or owning all the booze in the world?The reward for drowning all the elves in magma should probably be something along the lines of limitless amounts of booze.
WWUD if introduced to the concept of Cutebolds?
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on April 25, 2017, 03:45:43 pm
WWUD if he was in charge of the menu of a tavern?
Post by: 90908 on April 25, 2017, 03:59:36 pm
Kobold-egglaying would increase tenfold"Sir, what do you think happened here? I know you worked on the Bees of Working case. You know the crazies' MO."
WWUD if he was in charge of the menu of a tavern?
"...I've been the Captain of the Guard for 10 years now. I've got more experience then anyone else on the force, and I've done more work on this guy then even Imush, the old bastard
*Looks out over the bar, sees the vomit and dead bodies strewn about like hay*
*Shakes head* "I don't know what the hell happened here, son. Haven't the faintest"
WWUD if he was in a Victorian period drama?
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on April 26, 2017, 03:08:49 am
WWUD if he'd accidentaly hit an animal with his Minecraft?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 26, 2017, 03:36:05 am
Wwud with a sleepy dog and lots of rain?
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on April 26, 2017, 03:50:10 am
Stay insider for months, using the dog for nourishment
WWUD if he'd accidentaly hit an animal with his minecart.
Post by: pikachu17 on April 26, 2017, 09:23:03 am
WWUD if caught red-handed?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on April 26, 2017, 11:51:42 am
WWUD if he was a werewolf?
Post by: crazyabe on April 26, 2017, 12:43:30 pm
WWUD if he discovered LSD?
Post by: Madman198237 on April 26, 2017, 02:40:54 pm
WWUD with a !!XXSteel HammerXX!! (Yes, I know it doesn't actually exist.)?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 26, 2017, 08:19:19 pm
WWUD with sweet oblivion?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on April 26, 2017, 09:38:10 pm
WWUD if he only had one sock?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 27, 2017, 10:47:44 pm
WWUD if the overseer mandated a polar bear soap tower in the middle of the desert?
Post by: pikachu17 on May 02, 2017, 10:36:31 am
WWUD if there were no polar bears, or polar bear soap?
Post by: Grand Sage on May 03, 2017, 09:41:12 am
WWUD if he had to choose between drinking booze and killing
Post by: Bumber on May 03, 2017, 02:12:15 pm
WWUD if he found the secrets of life and death in his local library?
Post by: pikachu17 on May 03, 2017, 02:31:59 pm
WWUD with the necromantic powers?
Post by: Bumber on May 03, 2017, 03:11:04 pm
WWUD if Pet Sematary (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_Sematary)?
Post by: Imic on May 10, 2017, 03:49:06 am
Wwud if his pet anteater was struck down by a forgotten beast?
Post by: pikachu17 on May 10, 2017, 09:15:36 am
WWUD if Urist was in Iji? http://www.remar.se/daniel/iji.php
Post by: Eric Blank on May 10, 2017, 04:43:59 pm
WWUD if there were no more soap?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 10, 2017, 11:39:09 pm
What would Urist McFarmer do if someone told him that it makes no sense to plant underground mushrooms seasonally and above ground crops year round?
Post by: Asin on May 12, 2017, 10:02:51 pm
Urist returns to the ways of his fathers and wears clothes not of pig tail, but of blood and vomit.
What would Urist McFarmer do if someone told him that it makes no sense to plant underground mushrooms seasonally and above ground crops year round?
"Oy. Shut ya mouth."
What would Urist McAccomplishedWrestler do if he were put in his Fortress's arena with a lion?
Post by: Z49000 on May 13, 2017, 02:32:54 pm
WWUD if a Tarrasque was coming?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on May 13, 2017, 05:02:56 pm
WWUD if everything didn't just take up 1 tile?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 13, 2017, 06:35:55 pm
WWUD if 50 adventures showed up wanting the fort's artifacts?
Post by: Merlota on May 13, 2017, 10:52:04 pm
WWUD if one adventurer showed up looking for a dusty artifact ring?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on May 14, 2017, 05:13:15 pm
Direct them down the magma hallway.WWUD if he embarked on a site with no ore?
Post by: Madman198237 on May 14, 2017, 05:43:17 pm
EDIT: Forgot question
WWUD with a pocket full of HFS?
Post by: Bumber on May 15, 2017, 02:53:19 am
WWUD if one adventurer showed up looking for a dusty artifact ring?
Post by: heydude6 on May 15, 2017, 08:39:39 am
WWUD if he had to retrieve a !dusty artifact ring! from the bottom of a volcano.
Post by: Eric Blank on May 15, 2017, 06:04:18 pm
WWUD with a dusty magic ring?
Post by: Madman198237 on May 15, 2017, 06:08:39 pm
WWUD with Bilbo's Ring?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 16, 2017, 01:54:35 am
Urist: Dude. We have a volcano right here. We use it for fountains and barbecues and stuff.
Gandalf: I may have over thought this.
--The End--
WWUD if Sauron invaded because it took longer than 5 years for someone to get up off their lazy bottom and actually "dump item - gold ring"?
Post by: TD1 on May 16, 2017, 09:51:02 am
WWUD if the triumphant Elves wanted to celebrate their victory at the Mountainhome?
Post by: pikachu17 on May 16, 2017, 09:55:56 am
WWUD if he was a Planeswalker?
Post by: Asin on May 19, 2017, 08:32:14 pm
(WARNING: LONG WWUD QUESTION AHEAD. READ CAREFULLY!)
WWUD if he permanently became a previous Urist via magic? (As in, that one version who got visions when he blacked out, became an elf, formed a monastery, turned back into a dwarf, formed a new fort with 6 other survivors after their old fort got destroyed, got his hands bit off by an alligator, got magic metal hands, slaughtered elves and badger men, ascended to become Armok, had god-children, lost his Armokhood, got it back, traveled throughout the known Multiverse, returned to his world 2000 years in the future, and finally died by falling into a well.)
Post by: Rethi-Eli on May 21, 2017, 10:54:41 am
WWUD if attacked by undead badgers?
Post by: Asin on May 21, 2017, 10:57:13 am
What would Armok-Urist (That is what I am calling this version of Urist) do if he ended up fighting a skinless humanoid jackal demon one on one?
Post by: Madman198237 on May 21, 2017, 11:00:29 am
Skin is necessary, fool!
WWUD with the skin of a skinless demon?
Post by: Asin on May 21, 2017, 11:01:57 am
What would Armok-Urist do in Rick and Morty?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on May 21, 2017, 02:07:56 pm
WWUD if he was a tavernkeeper?
Post by: Madman198237 on May 21, 2017, 02:26:17 pm
Olith McSwordHuman has been found dead, liver failure.
Kobold McSneakThief has been found dead, drunken brawl.
WWUD in a library brawl?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 21, 2017, 03:45:13 pm
WWUD with his new literate zombie army?
Post by: klefenz on May 21, 2017, 11:15:57 pm
WWUD if he was riding a giant snail and came across a salt desert?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on May 21, 2017, 11:26:16 pm
WWUD if he was transmuted into a giant slug?
Post by: Romeofalling on May 22, 2017, 12:17:12 am
WWUD if he was instructed to dig ramps into an aquifer?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on May 22, 2017, 06:45:14 am
Post by: Imic on May 22, 2017, 09:58:31 am
Wwud then?
Post by: pikachu17 on May 22, 2017, 07:53:39 pm
WWUD with an actual glass cannon?
Post by: Madman198237 on May 22, 2017, 08:21:28 pm
WWUD with large amounts of gunpowder?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on May 22, 2017, 10:12:35 pm
He'd probably dump it in magma for the resulting firestorm, assuming that large amount means 3 giant sperm whales and a giant in weight.
WWUD if his beard burned off?
Post by: Imic on May 24, 2017, 05:53:53 am
What would Urist Armok if he was bored with this new world he had created?
Post by: Asin on May 24, 2017, 07:13:19 am
What would Urist-Armok do if his god-children rebelled and put him in a deep sleep inside the new planet's core?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on May 24, 2017, 08:55:10 am
WWUAD if HFS was spontaneously created?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 25, 2017, 05:05:52 pm
Wwud if he had a psychiatrist?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on May 25, 2017, 11:06:42 pm
What would
Post by: Imic on June 04, 2017, 12:06:48 am
Wwud of all of the booze was gone?
Post by: IndigoFenix on June 07, 2017, 01:38:24 pm
What would Urist do if he was a Tyromancer (like a necromancer, but with cheese)?
Post by: pikachu17 on June 07, 2017, 01:52:16 pm
WWUD if he was a feminist?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 07, 2017, 02:21:47 pm
Eat cheese. Raise it in his stomach. Have zombie cheese in his stomach.
WWUD if he was a feminist?
Post it note art is OH GEEZ OH MAN
(https://s7.postimg.org/hgq3h4lxn/cheese_alien.png)
Also he'd immediately throw a tantrum.
WWUD if he lost the ability to throw tantrums?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 08, 2017, 12:47:24 pm
wwud with flip flops?
Post by: heydude6 on June 08, 2017, 05:23:38 pm
WWUD if he saw this thread?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on June 08, 2017, 07:53:56 pm
WWUD if given a Bay12 account and a computer?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 08, 2017, 09:07:26 pm
wwud with their one true love?
Post by: Urist McVoyager on June 08, 2017, 09:18:10 pm
WWUD if the next goblin siege came with machine guns?
Post by: Oddant1 on June 09, 2017, 12:40:31 am
WWUD if he was locked outside the fortress during an elven siege?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 09, 2017, 01:45:37 am
wwud with a giant mosquito?
Post by: Urist McVoyager on June 09, 2017, 09:40:35 pm
WWUD if he was kidnapped and raised by Elves?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on June 09, 2017, 10:34:49 pm
WWUD of babysnatched and raised by goblins?
Post by: Asin on June 09, 2017, 11:10:27 pm
Get a lot of nature crap in his beard, realize the false ways of the elves, and set fire to the home-tree.
WWUD of babysnatched and raised by goblins?
Violently beat the crap out of the demon leader.
WWUD if he were raised by wolves?
Post by: TD1 on June 10, 2017, 10:27:45 pm
Wwud if the magma sea were rising?
Post by: Oddant1 on June 11, 2017, 04:40:35 am
WWUD if an elf became the king of his civilization?
Post by: Urist McVoyager on June 11, 2017, 06:11:31 am
WWUD if he ran into a perpetually burning grate made of Lignite?
Post by: PaPaj on June 11, 2017, 06:16:54 am
WWUD if he would be a girl?
Post by: Imic on June 12, 2017, 05:53:14 am
Wwud if she had a child while hauling buckets of magma?
Post by: SOLDIER First on June 12, 2017, 07:57:07 pm
WWUD if magma was actually molten elves' blood?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 13, 2017, 01:19:25 pm
Wwud with thirty days free time?
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on June 20, 2017, 11:45:59 am
Wudd if laser kittens
Post by: UselessMcMiner on June 21, 2017, 06:08:41 pm
WUDD if his wife is a kobold
Post by: Madman198237 on June 22, 2017, 07:46:03 am
WWUD if forced to understand the concept of sobriety?
Post by: Imic on June 23, 2017, 02:28:35 am
Wwud in the greatest fortress ever?
Post by: Madman198237 on June 23, 2017, 03:47:44 pm
For Losing is Fun, and the greatest fort is, of course, the one lost most spectacularly.
WWUD in an actively burning wooden fortress?
Post by: UselessMcMiner on June 23, 2017, 04:37:34 pm
WUDD if there was a giant web spewing spider made out of slade came to his fortress.
Post by: Madman198237 on June 23, 2017, 04:38:44 pm
WWUD with a dysfunctional atom smasher?
Post by: escondida on June 28, 2017, 09:41:21 pm
Urist McHauler pulls the lever.
Urist McHauler sees two pairs of Xgiant crow leather trousersX.
Urist McHauler pulls the lever.
Urist McHauler sees four pairs of Xgiant crow leather trousersX.
v → i → (cursor over U. McH.)
(list of inventory)
coating of Urist McHauler's dwarf tears (right eye)
coating of Urist McHauler's dwarf tears (left eye)
What would Urist do with a drunken sailor? What would Urist do with a drunken sailor? What would Urist do with a drunken sailor eaaaaaaarly in the mor-ning?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 29, 2017, 03:44:58 am
WWUD if the king mandated prohibition?
Post by: Dorsidwarf on June 29, 2017, 12:18:05 pm
WWUD if the other dwarves tried to sacrifice him into a giant pit as part of a ritual to kill all the elves?
Post by: Madman198237 on June 29, 2017, 05:38:09 pm
WWUD if in an ELVEN ritual to kill all dwarves? Probably involving wooden stakes.
Post by: pikachu17 on June 29, 2017, 06:17:22 pm
WWUD in the Harry-Potter-verse?
Post by: NW_Kohaku on June 29, 2017, 08:06:43 pm
WWUD in the Twilight-verse?
Post by: Z49000 on June 29, 2017, 11:06:29 pm
WWUD with the TF2 Mercs?
Post by: hops on June 30, 2017, 11:45:05 am
WWUD if cats usurped the Mountainking's throne?
Post by: pikachu17 on June 30, 2017, 12:43:03 pm
WWUD with a natural 20?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 01, 2017, 01:20:42 am
Wwud with a natural 1?
Post by: heydude6 on July 01, 2017, 07:54:00 am
Wwud in a DnD campaign
Post by: NW_Kohaku on July 02, 2017, 10:18:34 pm
Amputate someone's head in order to cure an ear infection.
Wwud in a DnD campaign
Found a custom prestige class called "Magmamancer", and gain
WWUD in a FATAL (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/FATAL) campaign?
Post by: Z49000 on July 03, 2017, 08:53:21 am
WWUD in Terraria?
Post by: heydude6 on July 03, 2017, 03:46:22 pm
Wwud if he was self-aware?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 03, 2017, 04:01:57 pm
WWUD if Toady One died?
Post by: Imic on July 04, 2017, 11:32:06 am
Wwud if he was in the city from Thief?
(http://thief.wikia.com/wiki/The_City)
Post by: NW_Kohaku on July 06, 2017, 12:13:59 pm
WWUD in (Ultima series) Britannia?
Post by: escondida on July 08, 2017, 07:31:16 pm
- Try to build a dwarfputer only to be burned at the stake when everybody thinks they're trying to resurrect Exodus
- Manage to parry the grass when the grass suddenly attacks, becoming instantly legendary
- Capture Mondain and use his evil powers to enhance porcine meat output
- Allow the Guardian to come through its Gate...into one of Aussie Guy's famous Dwarven Checkerboards
- Delight at finally being able to do alchemy
- Get depressed and cast the Apocalypse spell
- In the final game, forget what a dwarf even is
What would Urist do in the House on Ash Tree Lane?
Post by: NW_Kohaku on July 08, 2017, 09:52:26 pm
- Try to build a dwarfputer only to be burned at the stake when everybody thinks they're trying to resurrect Exodus
I'm pretty sure that was one of the things later games retconned out of existence, like the whole space station and jet car thing. Exodus was... some demon baby... yeah....
- Capture Mondain and use his evil powers to enhance porcine meat output
I love how necrobacon is actually a thing now.
- In the final game, forget what a dwarf even is
Not sure about this one. (But the, for obvious reasons, I never played IX...) Is it like forgetting the sandalwood box? (But hey, who needs to find a way back to Britannia?! Have you tried seeing what's beyond these walls? I've got a pick! We can start a NEW country, using these plump helmet seeds. We can break down the table for wood to make charcoal for the steel industry!)
What would Urist do in the House on Ash Tree Lane?There is almost certainly not really a Minotaur.
OK, I wanted to respond to those last points, so I might as well answer this... (And I had to look it up, too, because this seems pretty obscure...)
Urist will first become frustrated when their attempts to use the dark hallway's iciness as a refrigerator for their alcohol is met with their booze being destroyed. When they eventually hit the "nausea" stage, however, Urist will obviously assume the problem is having too much exposure to that damn Sun, and respond by excavating new ramps/stairwells through the "house" to make a suitable living cavern with the patented dwarven annihilation picks, accidentally killing "the house" and/or releasing the HFS, whatever is the result of mining out the boundaries of extraplanar spaces.
WWUD in the setting of Kingdom Hearts?
Post by: Asin on July 08, 2017, 11:09:09 pm
WWUD in a DF world filled with mostly evil biomes and only about 3 biomes were safe?
Post by: heydude6 on July 09, 2017, 09:12:38 am
WWUD if he lived in such a world and the player didn't delete it.
Post by: Asin on July 09, 2017, 09:41:01 am
WWUD if this world also took place with a automaton mod?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 10, 2017, 10:28:43 am
Post by: Asin on July 10, 2017, 03:20:55 pm
Urist McMeatsack cancels BuildMinecart Shotgun Impulse RampMinecart Track: Interrupted by Terrifying Metal Abomination.
Where is your question?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 10, 2017, 03:22:45 pm
WWUD lost in the depths of a tormented mind?
Post by: Asin on July 10, 2017, 03:37:26 pm
Lost in the depths of my tormented mind.
WWUD lost in the depths of a tormented mind?
Mine for thoughts.
WWUD in Donkey Kong Country?
Post by: Bumber on July 11, 2017, 05:08:34 pm
WWUD in Mario Kart?
Post by: Imic on July 12, 2017, 04:50:19 am
Wwud if he was in a studio ghibli movie?
Post by: UselessMcMiner on July 12, 2017, 10:18:40 am
Post by: Madman198237 on July 12, 2017, 10:19:07 am
WWUD with !!elven socks!!?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 12, 2017, 10:52:50 am
WWUD if he was Thor?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 12, 2017, 12:35:06 pm
WWUD in the Greek pantheon (Meaning WWUD as a Greek god?)?
Post by: NW_Kohaku on July 12, 2017, 02:04:10 pm
Urist cancels Throw Lightning: Interrupted by Trickster
WWUD in the Greek pantheon (Meaning WWUD as a Greek god?)?
Have a tantrum, kill family, have a tantrum over killing family, then go adventuring on ten epic quests given to him by a usurper king for redemption, only to wind up drowning the kingdom after trying to divert a river into the pegasus's stables.
WWUD in Babylonian mythology?
Post by: Asin on July 12, 2017, 10:58:32 pm
Urist cancels Throw Lightning: Interrupted by Trickster
WWUD in the Greek pantheon (Meaning WWUD as a Greek god?)?Considering Greek Myth, then Obok Meatgo
Have a tantrum, kill family, have a tantrum over killing family, then go adventuring on ten epic quests given to him by a usurper king for redemption, only to wind up drowning the kingdom after trying to divert a river into the pegasus's stables.
WWUD in Babylonian mythology?
Kick away Marduk and try to fight Tiamat with a sock.
WWUD in Watership Down?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 13, 2017, 01:55:34 pm
WWUD if he was a Planeswalker?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 24, 2017, 02:59:34 pm
WWUD if he became a sock.
Post by: Madman198237 on July 24, 2017, 09:01:14 pm
WWUD with a physical example of the concept of sobriety?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 25, 2017, 10:16:43 am
WWUD in Sunset Overdrive?
Post by: Eschar on July 27, 2017, 02:26:15 pm
WWUD if he was put in Lost's Swan Station (AKA the Hatch), in charge of the button?
Post by: escondida on July 27, 2017, 07:01:12 pm
Urist pushes the button.
Okay, we lied. Urist actually has been dead all along.
Urist cancels push button: frightened by self.
Oh, crap, it turns out the whole fort has been dead all along! What a twist!
Your fortress has crumbled to ruin.
Post by: pikachu17 on July 28, 2017, 03:22:05 pm
Post by: Eschar on July 28, 2017, 04:57:07 pm
WWUD if yet another person forgot to add a WWUD?He would ignore it.
WWUD if in Einsteinian Roulette?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 28, 2017, 05:40:32 pm
WWUD with an alcohol-fueled nuke?
Post by: TD1 on July 28, 2017, 10:59:18 pm
WWUD in Roshar?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 30, 2017, 01:26:42 pm
WWUD do if there was only one sock in the world, no beer, and there was a device that turns socks into beer?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 30, 2017, 01:30:57 pm
WWUD in the Green Dragon Inn?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 30, 2017, 01:34:01 pm
WWUD with the one ring?
Post by: escondida on July 30, 2017, 07:24:21 pm
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by gardener.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Nazgűl.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Barrow-Wight.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Willow.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Nazgűl. (x3)
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: too injured.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: dangerous terrain.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Goblin.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Balrog.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Elf.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Human.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Uruk-hai.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: cannot find path. (x100)
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by River Folk.
The Forgotten Beast Shelob has come! A gigantic monster in the form of a spider. It is the last of the wicked spawn of Ungoliant the Void Dweller and it squirms and fidgets. Beware its webs!
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Shelob.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: unconscious.
Cog Gamgeee cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Dwarf.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: too insane.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by River Folk.
The River Folk Sméagol "Gollum" Trahald has been found dead.
A masterwork of Sauron Tar-Mairon has been lost!
Urist Baggins cancels Sleep: interrupted by Giant Eagle.
Cog Gamgee cancels Sleep: interrupted by Giant Eagle.
What would Urist do upon discovering powered flight?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 30, 2017, 08:09:17 pm
Urist McDaVinci cancels Dump Item: dangerous terrain
Urist McDaVinci has been found dead.
WWUD with the broken bodies of 20000 elves?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 31, 2017, 10:18:35 am
Wwud with a single goat and literally nothing else for miles?
Post by: Dragonunion on July 31, 2017, 10:30:31 am
WWUD with only a gauntlet against a zombie?
Post by: hops on July 31, 2017, 01:43:49 pm
WWUD if a horde of fluffy wamblers attacked him?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 31, 2017, 05:57:54 pm
WWUD if he was in Order of the Stick?
Post by: hops on August 01, 2017, 12:10:00 am
WWUD if he was a legendary cheesemaker?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 01, 2017, 09:01:18 am
WWUD if he was near Vaarsuvius? (And why is kept being mentioned that people can't tell it's gender? Wasn't it specifically mentioned within the first 200 comics that she is a girl?)
Post by: TD1 on August 01, 2017, 07:18:07 pm
WWUD in Roshar, the continent Brandon Sanderson's Stormlight Archives is based on.
Post by: pikachu17 on August 11, 2017, 01:27:54 pm
WWUD in Russia?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 13, 2017, 04:06:25 pm
Wwud with an angry russian?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 14, 2017, 02:15:07 am
WWUD if wine snobs descended on the fort?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on August 15, 2017, 12:39:02 pm
WWUD if?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 23, 2017, 07:37:17 pm
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Barrow-Wight.
Urist Baggins cancels Dump Item: interrupted by Willow.
Dunamisdeos is distracted by these out-of-order events.
Dunamisdeos has become enraged!
Old Forest->Tom Bombadil->Saved from Wight by Tom
also, this is really clever.
Throw mugs of beer at them until they go away.
WWUD if?
If what? What if? Urist cancels everything: pondering meaning of universe.
WWUD if made to ponder the purpose of his own being?
Post by: Imic on August 24, 2017, 03:25:21 am
Wwud if he was in a rolepleying fort? A
Post by: pikachu17 on August 24, 2017, 06:29:18 pm
Explode.roleplay.
Wwud if he was in a rolepleying fort? A
WWUD if he was a troll?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 25, 2017, 01:15:05 am
Motom sazir mongez :P
What would Urist McBrewer do if he was told that it takes longer than 5 minutes to brew a barrel of booze?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 25, 2017, 03:37:51 pm
WWUD if he was in The Discworld?
Post by: Imic on August 28, 2017, 04:41:11 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/oI7K9rp.png)
Wwud if the mine was being flooded with lava, demons, death, water, the spawn of olistic, and Hitler's grandmother, and it was all sortof his fault?
Post by: Dragonunion on August 29, 2017, 06:31:01 am
Wwud if he gets a tame Dragon?
Post by: Imic on August 29, 2017, 11:56:04 am
Weud if he was in WW1?
Post by: escondida on August 29, 2017, 12:50:40 pm
Mandates:
Make bucklers x5
Make miniforges x3
Make querns x3
Export Bans:
Miniforges, bucklers, querns, musical instruments, rings, earrings, clothing, crowns, scepters, mugs, weapons, armor, food, drink, large gems, cut gems, rough gems, furniture, tools, bins
Cog McUseful has been beaten to death by the Guard (violation of production order)!
Reg McUseful has been beaten to death by the Guard (violation of export ban)!
Dastot McUseful has been beaten to death by the Guard (violation of production order)!
Urist McGavriloPrincip has arranged an "accident" for Archduke Franz Ferdinand!
What would Urist do under the rule of Nero?
Post by: Madman198237 on August 29, 2017, 04:55:17 pm
Urist McCitizen cancels Work: Area Not Safe
Urist McCitizen cancels Work: On Fire
Urist McSenator cancels Feast: Interrupted by Mad Emperor
Urist McMusician cancels Perform: Interrupted by Fiddler
Urist McHomeless cancels Build Home: Interrupted by New Palace Construction Worker
Urist McChristian cancels Hide: On Fire
Urist McEmperor cancels Party: Interrupted by Assassin
WWUD as a Roman Emperor?
Post by: pisskop on August 29, 2017, 05:55:12 pm
wwud with a muffin?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 29, 2017, 07:48:49 pm
WWUD if made to use eating utensils.
Post by: Eric Blank on August 30, 2017, 12:44:44 pm
Wwud if the doctor couldnt get the utensils back out?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 30, 2017, 12:49:47 pm
WWUD if he was the only living thing in the world?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 30, 2017, 02:46:33 pm
WWUD if he scored in his own goal at rocket league.
Post by: pikachu17 on August 30, 2017, 04:20:32 pm
WWUD in The Elder Scrolls?
Post by: escondida on August 31, 2017, 11:57:22 pm
Daggerfall era? Experience an eerie sense of familiarity after walking a thousand miles to turn in a quest.
Morrowind era? Encase Dagoth Ur in newly-formed obsidian while the Nerevarine is still busy personally taking over the entire power structure of every major organization on the subcontinent. Dagoth Ur had to go: only Dwarves are allowed to play with magma and eldritch bioweapons.
Oblivion era? v->z->RET: "[....]Her face is melted. Her face is melted. HER FACE IS MELTED[....]" Also, get so sick of having to compliment, threaten, joke to and brag to every single person that she finds herself pining for the comforting familiarity of Adventure Mode conversations.
Skyrim era? Legally change name to "Bandit", inexplicably come back to life every two weeks, yet never decide to try talking to or hiding from the overpowered adventurer who cheerfully murders everybody who trendily changed their name to "Bandit" and stands around in caves, holding swords and talking to themselves.
Edit: Incidentally, it's an apt comparison. The Elder Scrolls series ultimately involves really quite a lot of time manipulation mishaps ruining the world, and the goal of many fortresses is to prevent the Dwarves from creating such a great fortress that it literally creates a localized temporal anomaly known to players as "FPS Death".
What would Urist do if faced with a vampire who had all the inabilities and built-in mental illnesses of a classic mythical vampire (can't cross running water (side note: how in the world do authors justify putting vampires in modern cities? There's running water underfoot everywhere), must count scattered objects (there's also shattered glass everywhere in a modern city), etc.)
Post by: Imic on September 01, 2017, 03:20:27 am
WWUD if he oived in a medieval human town?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 01, 2017, 01:07:41 pm
WWUD if he was in Starcraft?
Post by: Madman198237 on September 01, 2017, 09:56:02 pm
WWUD with vespene gas?
Post by: asialsky on September 02, 2017, 09:17:33 pm
The gas makes them extra dwarfy.
WWUD with a warehouse full of Nokias?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 02, 2017, 09:43:09 pm
WWUD if he worked at best buy?
Post by: King Zultan on September 03, 2017, 05:10:57 am
WWUD if he was a Walmart greeter?
Post by: mightymushroom on September 03, 2017, 11:31:15 am
WWUD if he was a lifeguard at a swimming pool?
Post by: asialsky on September 03, 2017, 01:50:05 pm
WWUD if asked WWUD?
Post by: bloop_bleep on September 03, 2017, 06:00:23 pm
WWUD with a bucket of magma, a barrel of booze, and a baby?
Post by: Imic on September 04, 2017, 04:18:03 am
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 04, 2017, 04:41:39 pm
Post by: LordBrassroast on September 05, 2017, 07:52:04 am
WWUD if he wanted to create art?
Post by: Dragonunion on September 05, 2017, 08:00:30 am
Wwud if he lives in a human town?
Post by: Bumber on September 05, 2017, 03:04:11 pm
WWUD if chased by an angry human mob?
Post by: bloop_bleep on September 05, 2017, 03:12:11 pm
WWUD with a pile of badly burnt human corpses?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 05, 2017, 04:07:22 pm
WWUD if use of magma was somehow not timely?
Post by: Imic on September 07, 2017, 05:18:01 am
Wwud if he was a priest of Armok?
Post by: Dragonunion on September 07, 2017, 10:23:13 am
Wwud if he has an underwater base?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 07, 2017, 04:36:29 pm
WWUD with a copy of that Star Wars Christmas Special?
Post by: Baffler on September 07, 2017, 04:55:47 pm
WWUD if the MPAA sieged the fortress over his rampant piracy?
Post by: bloop_bleep on September 07, 2017, 05:27:27 pm
WWUD with a pile of burnt MPAA corpses and a picture of Richard Stallman?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 17, 2017, 02:58:53 pm
WWUD if this was taken down from Dorftube because it contained copyrighted bird sounds in the background?
Post by: Imic on September 18, 2017, 10:47:24 am
Wwud innwarcraft 3?
Post by: Quarque on September 20, 2017, 12:37:38 pm
What would Urist do if a frog asked him for a kiss?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 20, 2017, 03:20:06 pm
WWUD in France?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 20, 2017, 10:08:38 pm
Wwud in north korea?
Post by: Imic on September 21, 2017, 02:40:16 am
Wwud in real life?
Post by: CABL on September 21, 2017, 03:39:37 am
Wwud if he was Chaos cultist?
Post by: TurboItem on September 24, 2017, 02:55:50 pm
Post by: pikachu17 on September 25, 2017, 01:45:15 pm
WWUD if he was in the DC Comics universe?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on September 25, 2017, 07:07:14 pm
WWUD if in the Marvel Universe?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 26, 2017, 09:22:30 am
WWUD in Gotham City?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on September 26, 2017, 02:07:54 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Accuse Batman of being a night creature. Get beat to a pulp.
WWUD with the batmobile.
Post by: bloop_bleep on September 26, 2017, 02:42:14 pm
WWUD on Krypton before it exploded?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 26, 2017, 06:41:23 pm
WWUD if he was near Poison Ivy?
Post by: Bumber on September 27, 2017, 02:22:08 pm
WWUD if the world's rock supply was exhausted.
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 27, 2017, 07:23:36 pm
Your planet has crumbled to its end.
What would Urist McAstronaut do if he discovered a ruined planet, orbited by bands of finely crafted rock mugs?
Post by: Imic on September 28, 2017, 05:58:39 am
Wwud in Ironforge in World of warcraft?
Post by: Bumber on September 28, 2017, 09:59:10 pm
WWUD if keas nested in his beard?
Post by: Madman198237 on September 28, 2017, 10:38:52 pm
WWUD with such a beard?
Post by: bloop_bleep on September 28, 2017, 10:45:43 pm
WWUD with his newfound super-strength?
Post by: Romeofalling on November 05, 2017, 03:36:53 am
WWUD if he was a video game designer at a 24-hour programming challenge?
Post by: King Zultan on November 05, 2017, 08:44:04 am
WWUD if he made a video game?
Post by: KittyTac on November 05, 2017, 09:07:28 am
WWUD if he made an ISG?
Post by: Imic on November 06, 2017, 05:45:48 am
WWUD if his suggestion game ended with a fiery bang caused by a lava cannon?
Post by: TD1 on November 06, 2017, 07:48:31 am
WWUD with a collection of fine art?
Post by: KittyTac on November 06, 2017, 07:51:12 am
WWUD when Myth & Magic comes around?
Post by: Madman198237 on November 06, 2017, 11:06:43 am
Urist McAverage cancels Drink Beer: Item mismatch
WWUD with a beer-to-water spell?
Post by: bloop_bleep on November 06, 2017, 12:19:24 pm
WWUD in the Harry Potter universe?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 09, 2017, 07:37:50 pm
WWUD if he had to choose a war creature to ride into battle with his stabbing wand?
Post by: pikachu17 on November 09, 2017, 07:41:15 pm
WWUD if he had a podcast?
Post by: pikachu17 on November 16, 2017, 04:57:13 pm
WWUD if the thread was bumped a little?
Post by: bloop_bleep on November 16, 2017, 05:13:48 pm
WWUD with a Bay12er's decaying carcass?
Post by: pikachu17 on November 16, 2017, 05:16:26 pm
WWUD do if he was an elf?
Post by: escondida on November 16, 2017, 07:34:24 pm
What would Urist do in your choice of Edgar Allan Poe works?
Post by: pikachu17 on November 17, 2017, 03:37:04 pm
WWUD if he had a lightsaber?
Post by: Madman198237 on November 17, 2017, 03:38:36 pm
WWUD with a blaster?
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on November 24, 2017, 09:07:17 pm
WWUD if she had the Millennium Falcon?
Post by: Madman198237 on November 24, 2017, 09:10:40 pm
WWUD with ENUFF DAKKA?
Post by: EnigmaticHat on November 24, 2017, 11:03:07 pm
WWUD if he was getting old?
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on November 25, 2017, 03:00:12 am
WWUD if she were sent to steal a necromancer book to keep her queen alive?
Post by: birdy51 on November 25, 2017, 11:22:39 pm
The true question is, WWUD with this new found power?
Post by: Killermartian on November 26, 2017, 06:04:36 am
WWUD if he had a strange mood?
Post by: KittyTac on November 26, 2017, 07:21:41 am
WWUD if he lost the artifact sock?
Post by: Jazz Cat on November 27, 2017, 01:44:14 am
WWUD if his son wanted to marry an elf?
Post by: Imic on December 13, 2017, 02:46:08 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on December 13, 2017, 07:25:16 pm
Imic is assigned to hauling by Urist.
WWUD if made to take regular baths.
Post by: King Zultan on December 13, 2017, 10:09:04 pm
WWUD if had a cage filled with cats.
Post by: Stormfeather on December 13, 2017, 10:11:32 pm
WWUD if he broke through into an aquifer?
Post by: Imic on December 14, 2017, 09:08:56 am
Wwud if he was swep into the caverns and survived?
Post by: SomeUntakenUsername on December 14, 2017, 12:15:43 pm
Wwud if he encountered reptile men?
Post by: Imic on December 15, 2017, 05:08:27 am
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 15, 2017, 01:39:13 pm
WWUD if invistext?
Post by: Eschar on December 15, 2017, 02:00:43 pm
Kill them all.
...While unarmed.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 15, 2017, 02:05:39 pm
Become Armok, create the nonexistent question.
WWUD if invistext?
Post by: pikachu17 on December 15, 2017, 02:06:21 pm
Become Armok, create the nonexistent question.Urist Mcdoctor cancels see Urist Mcinvisible, can't see him.
WWUD if invistext?
WWUD if he was turned into a fish?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 15, 2017, 03:31:55 pm
WWUD if a fish turned into him?
Post by: Imic on December 15, 2017, 04:07:52 pm
Wwud if Imic forgot to ask him what would he do several times in a row?
Post by: Jazz Cat on December 15, 2017, 07:18:30 pm
Become Armok, create the nonexistent question.
WWUD if invistext?
Urist McScholar cancels read: Text invisible or misplaced.
WWUD if his civ didn't know how to make low boots?
Post by: pisskop on December 15, 2017, 07:39:55 pm
WWUD if a Christmas Tree was mandated for the dining hall?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 15, 2017, 07:58:04 pm
WWUD when the entire fort inevitably floods?
Post by: Eschar on December 15, 2017, 08:30:42 pm
WWUD if he was trapped on a 40z tall pillar with flocks of kea circling and no way down?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 16, 2017, 09:32:25 am
Wwud if the keas stole all the forts artifacts
Post by: KittyTac on December 16, 2017, 09:37:47 am
WWUD if cat-people?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 16, 2017, 09:50:11 am
Wwud with the power to teleport anywhere in the world instantly
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on December 16, 2017, 09:57:49 am
Wwud with the power to teleport anywhere in the world instantlyteleport only short distances on same zlevel, but walk immensely longer routes when target on different zlevel
WWUD with if he had a timetravel device?
Post by: Sir Elventide on December 16, 2017, 11:06:53 am
WWUD if he encountered an elf who rules over the dwarves?
Post by: KittyTac on December 16, 2017, 11:11:07 am
WWUD if he happened upon Bay12 Forums?
Post by: Eschar on December 16, 2017, 11:27:17 am
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 16, 2017, 03:59:55 pm
Post by: angelious on December 16, 2017, 06:56:55 pm
WWUD if he went for a stroll on the surface, and someone had the gall to tell him that vomiting on everything is both unsightly and unhealthy?
vomit on him
Post by: Stormfeather on December 16, 2017, 08:40:00 pm
Post by: Sir Elventide on December 17, 2017, 01:21:18 am
WWUD if he meets the Hidden Fun Stuff?
Post by: thompson on December 18, 2017, 05:38:06 am
WWUD if he survived?
Post by: SQman on December 18, 2017, 09:17:40 am
WWUD if he was the last dwarf alive in his fortress?
Post by: Eschar on December 18, 2017, 10:57:08 am
WWUD if he was the only dwarf left alive, in a leverdoor-sealed 2x2 room?
Post by: Sir Elventide on December 18, 2017, 04:42:11 pm
WWUD if he invented the computer?
Post by: Eschar on December 18, 2017, 05:19:57 pm
WWUD if he was recruited into a LCS squad?
Post by: pikachu17 on December 18, 2017, 05:21:26 pm
WWUD if he was secretly a communist elf?
Post by: Eschar on December 18, 2017, 06:19:05 pm
WWUD if he was attacked by the fortress guard?
Post by: Sir Elventide on December 18, 2017, 07:48:38 pm
WWUD if he becomes a forgotten beast?
Post by: Stormfeather on December 19, 2017, 07:30:46 pm
WWUD if he were elected Forgotten Beast Mayor?
Post by: Sir Elventide on December 19, 2017, 10:09:22 pm
WWUD if he cured the dwarves' biological need for alcohol?
Post by: KittyTac on December 19, 2017, 10:54:09 pm
WWUD if a dragon appeared?
Post by: Eschar on December 20, 2017, 05:43:19 pm
WWUD if he had nothing to do?
Post by: KittyTac on December 20, 2017, 08:54:33 pm
WWUD if he was the only dwarf and had nothing to do?
Post by: hops on December 21, 2017, 03:21:34 am
WWUD if she met the dwarves from A Game Of Dwarves.
Post by: Imic on December 24, 2017, 12:59:33 pm
Wwud if Brexit?
Post by: TD1 on December 24, 2017, 03:20:23 pm
WWUD if he were a Remainer?
Post by: EnigmaticHat on December 30, 2017, 05:39:12 am
WWUD if marooned on the planet from Rimworld?
Post by: Imic on January 20, 2018, 08:49:15 am
Wwud in lego?
Post by: KittyTac on January 20, 2018, 08:52:29 am
WWUD if he was stuck in a tree?
Post by: Eschar on January 20, 2018, 12:29:07 pm
WWUD if he was being carried away by a roc?
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on January 20, 2018, 03:51:09 pm
WWUD if they were trapped in a roc's nest?
Post by: DaComputerNerd on January 20, 2018, 09:15:20 pm
What would Urist do in a catsplosion?
Post by: KittyTac on January 20, 2018, 09:16:07 pm
WWUD if he had an account on Bay12?
Post by: DaComputerNerd on January 20, 2018, 09:17:03 pm
WWUD if he had to choose one lever to pull in the lever room?
Post by: KittyTac on January 20, 2018, 09:21:45 pm
WWUD if a siege appeared?
Post by: DaComputerNerd on January 20, 2018, 09:53:24 pm
WWUD if he got elected mayor
Post by: King Zultan on January 20, 2018, 11:36:47 pm
WWUD if the mayor mandated Slade war hammers.
Post by: Romeofalling on January 21, 2018, 05:51:56 pm
WWUD before the creation of the first anvil?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on January 22, 2018, 12:57:06 am
wwud if he had no question about what he would do?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 24, 2018, 11:10:48 am
Wwud if he got bitten by a tiny cave spider?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on January 24, 2018, 01:13:36 pm
Make a masterpiece. Throw a fit when it gets destroyed in an accident:D
Wwud if he got bitten by a tiny cave spider?
get very very very mild chronic dizziness.
Post by: King Zultan on January 24, 2018, 09:50:36 pm
Post by: Bortness on January 27, 2018, 10:22:49 am
WWUD if people kept forgetting to ask him to do some thing?
Tantrum.
WWUD if the local elven site made overtures of peace?
Post by: Sir Elventide on January 27, 2018, 10:30:49 am
WWUD if he is enslaved by goblins.
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on January 27, 2018, 02:06:19 pm
WWUD if people kept forgetting to ask him to do some thing?sorry, was too dizzy to think of a question :D
Post by: Romeofalling on January 27, 2018, 08:57:41 pm
WWUD if he is enslaved by goblins.
Join their civilization and gain a noble title.
WWUD if sieged by internet trolls?
Post by: Sir Elventide on January 27, 2018, 09:16:49 pm
WWUD if Toady slaps a Prohibition-styled ban on alcohol in Dwarf Fortress?
Post by: verminatorsupreme on January 28, 2018, 03:03:04 am
WWUD if Toady slaps a Prohibition-styled ban on alcohol in Dwarf Fortress?
Immediately go stark raving mad, of course!
Post by: KittyTac on January 28, 2018, 04:14:56 am
Post by: pikachu17 on January 29, 2018, 03:01:33 pm
Post by: Sir Elventide on January 29, 2018, 05:33:08 pm
WWUD if he gets attacked by tooth fairies.
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 31, 2018, 02:22:55 am
WWUD if the tooth fairies took his teeth and left leg, but left no payment?
Post by: Sir Elventide on January 31, 2018, 02:28:16 am
WWUD if I turned him into an elf?
Post by: Imic on January 31, 2018, 10:11:54 am
Wwud if he sacraficed himself in the name of my glorious moustache?
Post by: King Zultan on February 24, 2018, 02:17:40 am
WWUD if he had three million cats.
Post by: bloop_bleep on February 24, 2018, 02:25:28 am
WWUD with a dwarven !!SUPERCOMPUTER!!?
Post by: DaComputerNerd on March 04, 2018, 11:03:41 am
WWUD if a forgotten beast walked into it?
Post by: Anon_404 on March 12, 2018, 10:13:27 pm
Perform a dance for the forgotten beast.
WWUD if he found himself with a goblin lover.
Post by: ACE. on March 15, 2018, 09:31:14 pm
Post by: bloop_bleep on March 15, 2018, 09:32:57 pm
EDIT: Well, turns out the guy before me is actually a troll account. Continue with your regularly scheduled WWUDing.
Post by: Eric Blank on March 25, 2018, 06:50:57 pm
WWUD if some hooligan stole his family heirloom and ran off into the wilderness before anyone could stop them?
Post by: King Zultan on March 26, 2018, 06:30:43 am
WWUD if there were fifty billion cats in the fort.
Post by: FantasticDorf on March 26, 2018, 06:56:57 am
WWUD to make profit off all these newly fossilized cats?
Post by: Rockeater on March 27, 2018, 02:57:01 am
WWUD if he was suppose to connect the opening bridge to a lever.
Post by: IronTomato on March 27, 2018, 03:05:17 am
WWUD if tasked with putting on an unforgettable luncheon for the mayor?
Post by: King Zultan on March 27, 2018, 03:18:27 am
WWUD if he was not allowed to go on break.
Post by: bloop_bleep on March 27, 2018, 02:25:47 pm
WWUD if a necromancer came to the fort?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 27, 2018, 02:44:23 pm
Wwud if he was lonely?
Post by: DaComputerNerd on March 30, 2018, 08:49:59 pm
WWUD in the opposite situation? (far too many dwarves)
(Sorry about not having the second part, hit the touchpad when typing and it clicked Post)
Post by: King Zultan on March 31, 2018, 03:48:01 am
WWUD if the fort was filled with miasma.
Post by: Sir Elventide on March 31, 2018, 10:03:08 am
WWUD if he was turned into an elf?
Post by: snow dwarf on April 03, 2018, 03:07:46 am
WWUD if he was teleported to 2018
Post by: Mediterraneo on April 05, 2018, 08:40:21 am
WWUD if he was cutting through an aquifer in winter?
Post by: ThoMeuhGal on April 06, 2018, 03:03:52 am
WWUD if he could type in the DFHack console?
Post by: bloop_bleep on April 06, 2018, 10:41:40 am
>remove-stress -all
WWUD if DFHack bugged out and he was now a crundle in the fort caverns?
Post by: DaComputerNerd on April 06, 2018, 08:51:29 pm
WWUD if he were in the real world
Post by: bloop_bleep on April 06, 2018, 09:47:19 pm
make-legendary all
WWUD if he were in the real world
I seem to have ninja'ed you by about 10 hours, friend. :P
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on April 07, 2018, 12:55:26 pm
WWUD if his universe didn't exist because there was no OS to run DF on installed on the hardware?
Post by: King Zultan on April 08, 2018, 08:29:32 am
WWUD if he woke up in the fortress and everyone else had disappeared?
Post by: mightymushroom on April 15, 2018, 03:39:02 pm
WWUD if he was alone in the fortress and 36 cats all adopt him at once?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 16, 2018, 10:56:13 am
Wwud if he actually had to work, to make money, to stay alive?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on April 16, 2018, 11:35:23 am
WWUD if noone bought?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on April 16, 2018, 11:47:21 am
WWUD if said random item was confiscated by the elves, offended as they were by his shameless abuse of innocent trees?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 16, 2018, 04:11:06 pm
WWUD if he was physically incapable of violence?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on April 16, 2018, 06:22:26 pm
WWUD if kobolds stole his favourite rope reed sock and he had no means of tracking them?
Post by: King Zultan on April 17, 2018, 06:55:44 am
WWUD if he was locked in a room with a kobold?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 17, 2018, 09:24:11 am
WWUD with his new wife?
Post by: Imic on April 24, 2018, 07:05:17 am
WWUD with an exploded wife?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 24, 2018, 09:11:09 am
WWUD with this new artifact?
Post by: King Zultan on April 25, 2018, 04:22:53 am
WWUD if his artifact was stolen?
Post by: TD1 on April 25, 2018, 08:56:07 am
WWUD when he realised that all those men with great big bushy beards were actually women, and he'd have to marry one of them someday?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on April 25, 2018, 09:17:52 am
WWUD if he discovered that Armok isn't actually a god, just some 21-year-old human college student dicking around on his PC?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 25, 2018, 01:38:41 pm
WWUD if he was Armok?
Post by: DaComputerNerd on April 27, 2018, 03:30:30 pm
WWUD if he was in Boatmurdered (post-StarkRavingMad)?
Post by: King Zultan on April 28, 2018, 05:42:22 am
WWUD if Boatmurdered wasn't attacked by elephants.
Post by: LucasEobrican on May 01, 2018, 07:32:14 pm
WWUD if his skin was replaced with adamantine?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on May 01, 2018, 08:37:27 pm
WWUD if he was a child kidnapped by goblins?
Post by: Bumber on May 01, 2018, 09:39:06 pm
WWUD if he was raised by kobolds?
Post by: Shazbot on May 02, 2018, 03:46:53 pm
WWUD if he were the only male dwarf in the only fortress of a goblin-ransacked world, surrounded by hundreds of eligible women yet strongly valuing traditions like marriage?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on May 03, 2018, 05:45:18 pm
WWUD if he was an elf?
Post by: acomposerofdreams on May 08, 2018, 11:03:02 pm
WWUD if he got to see your blueprints for the new megaproject?
Post by: Jbehler64 on May 08, 2018, 11:31:42 pm
WWUD with a computer?
Post by: KittyTac on May 08, 2018, 11:53:32 pm
WWUD if he was a cat?
Post by: King Zultan on May 09, 2018, 06:56:20 am
WWUD if he had a cat tallow biscuit.
Post by: Jbehler64 on May 09, 2018, 10:39:47 am
WWUD if sick with a cold?
Post by: KittyTac on May 09, 2018, 09:39:26 pm
WWUD if he was an overpowered modded cat?
Post by: Jbehler64 on May 09, 2018, 11:34:23 pm
WWUD if he had dementia?
Post by: acomposerofdreams on May 10, 2018, 04:23:43 am
WWUD if he found himself fighting a forgotten beast made of Dwarven Ale?
Post by: Bumber on May 10, 2018, 05:12:32 am
WWUD if he forgot a forgotten beast?
Post by: Rockeater on May 10, 2018, 05:38:08 am
WWUD if he doesn't have a free bed and the elven merchant come.
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on May 11, 2018, 05:46:37 pm
WWUD if he accidentally embarked on top of a vault?
Post by: acomposerofdreams on May 12, 2018, 02:23:43 am
WWUD if a goblin bard petitioned to live in his fort?
Post by: King Zultan on May 12, 2018, 11:20:52 pm
WWUD if he was forced to join the military.
Post by: fishboyliam on May 14, 2018, 01:24:58 pm
WWUD if after decades of development he developed sentience and realized the nature of his reality?
Post by: Jbehler64 on May 14, 2018, 02:02:57 pm
We are all cogs in the machine.
...
He would also get that little red stress arrow.
Then be culled for it by a gamer who didn't want to deal with tantrums.
WWUD if he worked in an office?
Post by: vanatteveldt on May 15, 2018, 02:21:07 pm
WWUD if he worked in an office?Nothing. He would be limited by his own capacity to act and his environment.
We are all cogs in the machine.
...
He would also get that little red stress arrow.
Then be culled for it by a
WWUD if he embarked without a pick?
Post by: fishboyliam on May 15, 2018, 02:43:44 pm
WWUD if he woke up one day and realized his pet dog had gone missing?
Post by: pikachu17 on May 15, 2018, 03:12:05 pm
WWUD if he realized the vest was made from his dog?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on May 15, 2018, 03:23:24 pm
WWUD if he was forced into an arranged marriage with an elf, in order to maintain peace between the dwarven and elven civs?
Post by: Jbehler64 on May 15, 2018, 05:12:17 pm
Think Legolas and Gimli.
WWUD with infinite power and infinite magma?
Post by: Bumber on May 15, 2018, 05:44:46 pm
WWUD if a deranged dwarf with infinite power and infinite magma set about a mysterious construction in his fort?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on May 15, 2018, 06:14:02 pm
WWUD if his fort was sieged by a goblin civ whose master was a clown...no, not the usual ones, a LITERAL circus clown?
Post by: Eschar on May 15, 2018, 07:09:57 pm
all dwarves
ha[ve] dementia
Not anymore... (http://"http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/")
Post by: UselessMcMiner on May 18, 2018, 09:24:42 am
WWUD If his daughter had a tryst with a goblin.
Post by: fishboyliam on May 18, 2018, 10:20:07 am
Launch a clown car full of magma at the clown and then be reliving the memory of killing the demon until he breaks down 2 years later and turns his wife into a ☼ dwarven leather dress ☼ named Snotshot the Lance of Lust
WWUD If his daughter had a tryst with a goblin.
What daughter? Urist has no daughter anymore.
WWUD if it turned out that HE was a goblin?
Post by: pikachu17 on May 18, 2018, 03:40:57 pm
WWUD if she was Donald Trump?
Post by: Bumber on May 18, 2018, 11:28:59 pm
WWUD if she was Donald Trump?Change her name to Dolek JoinTrumpet.
WWDJT do?
Post by: acomposerofdreams on May 19, 2018, 02:47:13 am
WWUD If he had front row seats to the next arena match?
Post by: King Zultan on May 19, 2018, 06:00:05 am
WWUD if he had to participate in the next arena match.
Post by: fishboyliam on May 19, 2018, 05:12:10 pm
He would let his pet elephant sit in the second seat.War train the elephant.
WWUD if he had to participate in the next arena match.
WWUD if the elephant turned on him?
Post by: acomposerofdreams on May 20, 2018, 05:55:48 am
WWUD if he saw the DF mod release thread?
Post by: DaComputerNerd on May 20, 2018, 09:21:50 am
WWUD if he discovered "The Earth Strikes Back"?
Post by: acomposerofdreams on May 24, 2018, 08:07:08 pm
WWUD if he met Toady?
Post by: Jbehler64 on May 24, 2018, 10:38:54 pm
Toady would finally feel the project is close to complete. Maybe a decade out.
WWUD in a fortress with infinite framerate?
Post by: fishboyliam on May 25, 2018, 02:09:36 pm
What would he do at NEGATIVE frames per second?
Post by: acomposerofdreams on May 25, 2018, 04:13:07 pm
WWUD if Armok decided this new world didn't need any hidden fun stuff?
Post by: Bumber on May 26, 2018, 03:15:42 am
WWUD if his fort was besieged by cat clowns?
Post by: pikachu17 on May 29, 2018, 01:29:10 pm
WWUD with a flask of infinite alcohol?
Post by: mightymushroom on May 29, 2018, 02:04:33 pm
WWUD if a careless overseer dumped his flask of infinite alcohol down the Forgotten Beast's feeding chute?
Post by: pikachu17 on May 29, 2018, 02:08:07 pm
WWUD if the FB is made of adamantium?
Post by: Eschar on May 29, 2018, 03:20:54 pm
What if he met the Overseer?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 29, 2018, 05:37:15 pm
Wwud if he worked in the customer service industry
Post by: DaComputerNerd on June 04, 2018, 05:56:58 pm
WWUD if he had a meeting with his boss?
Post by: tussock on June 05, 2018, 09:40:37 am
What would Urist do if he was stranded on a desert island with nothing but a wooden training axe and 500 copper coins?
Post by: King Zultan on June 06, 2018, 05:08:07 am
WWUD if he was stranded on a glacier.
Post by: pikachu17 on June 06, 2018, 01:43:53 pm
WWUD if he was stranded in the HFS with a quantum stockpile filled with food and alcohol?
Post by: Jbehler64 on June 06, 2018, 03:10:07 pm
Then go crazy due to a fey mood and die of dehydration.
WWUD if he was trapped in a totally adequate dwarven society with all his needs met?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 06, 2018, 07:19:10 pm
WWUD with a bunch of perverts?
Post by: Jazz Cat on June 08, 2018, 11:52:27 am
WWUD is his XXsocksXX rotted?
Post by: Bumber on June 08, 2018, 08:50:36 pm
WWUD with a ☼candy sock☼?
Post by: Spectre Incarnate on June 09, 2018, 05:06:57 am
WWUD if Armok spoke to them?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 09, 2018, 08:37:23 pm
Wwud if armok was pleased for a change?
Post by: King Zultan on June 10, 2018, 02:32:58 am
WWUD if armok unleashed all the clowns on the surface world.
Post by: fishboyliam on June 10, 2018, 07:31:54 pm
He'd panic as armok being pleased means something bad is going to happen.Break out the candy socks.
WWUD if armok unleashed all the clowns on the surface world.
WWUD if he was overcome with a fey mood amidst the crisis?
Post by: pikachu17 on June 12, 2018, 12:51:40 pm
What Would Urist Name this artifact, and what material would it be made of?
Post by: acomposerofdreams on June 13, 2018, 11:07:36 pm
Sorry, quick edit as I didn't answer the whole thing first time (Armok please forgive me!)
It would be named The Slayer of Clowns, and of course... be utterly useless in the epic struggle.
WWUD if the overseer gave that Dyed Wool Sword to the militia Champion instead of letting the creator keep it?
Post by: UristMcVampire on July 21, 2018, 04:05:01 pm
WWUD if he's a vampire necromancer?
Post by: heydude6 on July 21, 2018, 06:14:41 pm
WWUD if he was just a normal guy, but the undead mysteriously ignored him.
Post by: GenericUser on July 21, 2018, 07:29:00 pm
WWUD if he can summon **Candy** whenever he wants?
Post by: UristMcVampire on July 21, 2018, 08:08:48 pm
WWUD if he's a forgotten beast vampire?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 22, 2018, 12:04:37 am
WWUD if he's a forgotten beast vampire necromancer?
Post by: Jbehler64 on July 22, 2018, 12:08:21 am
What would Urist do if he was lonely?
Post by: tussock on July 22, 2018, 03:53:26 am
WWUD if he got appointed boss?
Post by: UristMcVampire on July 22, 2018, 11:58:12 am
WWUD if cave blob fluid caused severe systemic necrosis?
Post by: Jbehler64 on July 22, 2018, 09:26:49 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXX73HEXXs
WWUD if he married a werebeast?
Post by: Sir Elventide on July 23, 2018, 11:17:27 pm
WWUD if a new sub-species of dwarves appeared that happened to be non-alcoholics?
Post by: UristMcVampire on July 24, 2018, 10:33:12 am
WWUD if his blood was cave blob fluid?
Post by: King Zultan on July 24, 2018, 07:53:21 pm
WWUD if he died of old age.
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on July 24, 2018, 08:13:32 pm
WWUD if a particularly friendly voracious cave crawler started following him around.
Post by: UristMcVampire on July 25, 2018, 04:50:22 am
WWUD if his blood is cave blob fluid that effects the whole body and is more severe (and he's only immune to the lethal lung-blistering)?
Post by: Sir Elventide on July 25, 2018, 03:02:43 pm
WWUD if everyone turned into dwarves?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 26, 2018, 05:17:34 pm
WWUD if he became an imperial storm trooper?
Post by: Madman198237 on July 26, 2018, 08:42:50 pm
WWUD in the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy?
Post by: Bumber on July 26, 2018, 10:19:47 pm
WWUD in the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy?http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-24-lightningtheblindcrossbowchampion
WWUD with elf rebel scum?
Post by: acomposerofdreams on August 02, 2018, 06:13:50 pm
Carp bites Urist McSkywalker's left foot, tearing the skin and muscle.
WWUD if he found Jesus?
Post by: bloop_bleep on August 02, 2018, 06:15:40 pm
WWUD with Jesus's still pure, sinless corpse?
Post by: Jbehler64 on August 02, 2018, 07:21:45 pm
Just like the last one.
Clean up your freaking holy mess Urist, it's not my fault no one in this fortress wants to clean.
But it's a self-fixing problem because Jesus resurrects in 3 days anyway.
Dude is so conscientious I feel bad for atom smashing.
WWUD with Buddha's teachings?
Post by: Bumber on August 03, 2018, 01:19:59 am
WWUD if faced with zombie Jesus?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on August 03, 2018, 05:16:59 am
WWUD if smote for killing zombie Jesus?
Post by: Tilmar13 on August 03, 2018, 01:07:30 pm
What would Urist do if Caesar made him a gladiator?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 04, 2018, 02:24:38 pm
WWUD if he worked in customer service.
Post by: pikachu17 on August 07, 2018, 02:04:48 pm
WWUD if he was a beak dog.
Post by: King Zultan on August 08, 2018, 06:42:56 am
WWUD if he was being killed by a beak dog.
Post by: Dragonunion on August 08, 2018, 11:04:31 am
WWUD if he hangs on a cliff?
Post by: UristMcVampire on August 10, 2018, 04:10:30 pm
WWUD if he is a vampire supersoldier?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 10, 2018, 04:11:24 pm
WWUD if he was a vampire super-soldier mosquito man?
Post by: UristMcVampire on August 22, 2018, 01:06:33 pm
Be awesome.
WWUD if he was a vampire super-soldier mosquito man?
Drink all the blood in the world.
WWUD if carp didn't get nerfed?
Post by: Madman198237 on August 22, 2018, 07:24:49 pm
WWUD if "carp" was actually a curse?
Post by: pikachu17 on August 22, 2018, 07:55:08 pm
WWUD if he was a mummy?
Post by: UristMcVampire on August 26, 2018, 04:25:25 pm
WWUD if he's this guy http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Cacame_Awemedinade ?
Post by: UristMcVampire on September 03, 2018, 06:57:51 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on September 03, 2018, 08:24:03 pm
WWUD if Urist noticed that he was growing cat ears?
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on September 03, 2018, 08:53:14 pm
WWUD if she saw a single tooth in a tree?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 03, 2018, 09:46:34 pm
WWUD if he was rained on while in his catatonic state?
Post by: KittyTac on September 03, 2018, 11:04:52 pm
WWUD if he found out about the Myth release?
Post by: King Zultan on September 04, 2018, 05:32:04 am
WWUD if he fell in a river?
Post by: KittyTac on September 04, 2018, 05:37:46 am
WWUD if he was a kitten?
Post by: birdy51 on September 04, 2018, 05:40:32 am
Get encased in ice because the river froze.
WWUD if he was a kitten?
Nothing. Cats are lazy creatures and that is why we love them.
WWUD if he could fly?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on September 04, 2018, 10:14:10 am
*thinks about changing raws* :DGet encased in ice because the river froze.
WWUD if he was a kitten?
Nothing. Cats are lazy creatures and that is why we love them.
WWUD if he could fly?
Post by: UristMcVampire on September 04, 2018, 02:48:00 pm
Get encased in ice because the river froze.
WWUD if he was a kitten?
Nothing. Cats are lazy creatures and that is why we love them.
WWUD if he could fly?
Go in the sky and throw swords at invaders.
WWUD if he was a goblin?
Post by: UristMcVampire on September 07, 2018, 03:21:42 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 09, 2018, 11:11:29 pm
WWUD if a tantruming dwarf smashed the fort's deathtrap lever?
Post by: Blastbeard on September 09, 2018, 11:34:32 pm
WWUD if adamantine was edible?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on September 10, 2018, 08:39:56 am
Trample as many other dwarves as physically possible whilemake edible armour out of candy.evacuatingattending a party.
WWUD if adamantine was edible?
WWUD if he grew up in a human city?
Post by: KittyTac on September 10, 2018, 09:01:05 am
WWUD if he was a tavern keeper?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on September 10, 2018, 12:40:45 pm
Act like a human, and worst of all, grow no beard. (This is actually what happens in-game when a dwarf grows up in a human civ).This had me close to tears for a split second until i snapped back in and realised it is not OUR reality.
Post by: UristMcVampire on September 11, 2018, 09:27:34 pm
Act like a human, and worst of all, grow no beard. (This is actually what happens in-game when a dwarf grows up in a human civ).
WWUD if he was a tavern keeper?
Force alcohol down everyone's throats until they die.
WWUD if he is a clown? (actual clown not HFS clown)
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 19, 2018, 02:56:21 am
WWUD if all his friends mistook the big red clown noses for hats and wore them?
Post by: snow dwarf on September 27, 2018, 08:50:40 am
WWUD if he got rained on?
Post by: KittyTac on September 27, 2018, 08:52:19 am
WWUD if he was a goblin?
Post by: UristMcVampire on September 29, 2018, 08:35:56 pm
WWUD if he worshipped a god of chaos?
Post by: Madman198237 on September 29, 2018, 08:37:32 pm
WWUD in Warhammer Fantasy?
Post by: King Zultan on September 30, 2018, 03:19:30 am
WWUD if he was given a gun.
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on September 30, 2018, 05:31:20 am
WWUD if out of Gun-Ammo?
Post by: KittyTac on September 30, 2018, 05:55:35 am
WWUD if he was given a stack of bullets for the gun?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 30, 2018, 06:00:55 am
WWUD if the bullets were in bins?
Post by: UristMcVampire on September 30, 2018, 10:57:36 am
*gunshot noises*
WWUD if he learns chaos magic?
Post by: pikachu17 on October 01, 2018, 01:44:40 pm
WWUD if he had Excalibur?
Post by: mightymushroom on October 01, 2018, 02:16:10 pm
It then becomes a perpetual quest object for adventurers: "If you can take the sword from the magma-trapped madhouse labyrinth yonder, you can be the next king of the humans." "Eh, I'll pass."
What would Kobold-Urist do if he stole Excalibur?
Post by: Bumber on October 02, 2018, 01:04:54 am
WWUD if attacked by an Excalibur-wielding monkey?
Post by: KittyTac on October 02, 2018, 01:07:56 am
WWUD with the mangled mutilated monkey corpse?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 02, 2018, 01:30:51 am
WWUD if another Urist was rampaging through the fort with Excalibur?
Post by: Dorsidwarf on October 02, 2018, 06:04:09 pm
WWUD if he just got served a Plump helmet Roast covered in brain matter?
Post by: UristMcVampire on October 03, 2018, 06:41:54 am
WWUD if he's somehow a vampire, necromancer, zombie, and werebeast at the same time?
Post by: MrSelfDestruct on October 10, 2018, 09:28:24 pm
WWUD if an elven king invited him to taste magical elven wine?
Post by: UristMcVampire on October 11, 2018, 12:04:12 am
WWUD if he was a thread necromancer?
Post by: Imic on October 11, 2018, 06:44:13 am
WWUD if he started another necrothreat?
Post by: pikachu17 on January 24, 2019, 04:31:27 pm
What Would Urist Do with a grand piano, an anvil, and a safe?
Post by: Bortness on January 25, 2019, 10:04:09 am
He never does figure out what those long white and black levers on the one edge of the piano are for.
WWUD if a goblin snatcher suddenly showed up in the midst of his anvil-safe-piano improv session?
Post by: King Zultan on January 25, 2019, 10:31:37 am
WWUD it the anvil didn't hit the goblin.
Post by: Sir Elventide on January 27, 2019, 09:37:36 am
WWUD if he finds out that he can manipulate reality itself.
Post by: UristMcVampire on January 29, 2019, 01:21:26 pm
What would Urist do if he's an elf?
Post by: Grand Sage on January 29, 2019, 02:21:04 pm
WWUD if his weapons were made of cheese?
Post by: King Zultan on January 30, 2019, 07:27:32 am
WWUD if was a captured by goblins?
Post by: UristMcVampire on February 06, 2019, 11:24:07 am
What would Urist do if the (probably insane) king declared cheese for everyone?
Post by: Bortness on February 07, 2019, 07:49:10 am
WWUD if he was miraculously flushed to safety during the deluge?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 12, 2019, 03:03:23 pm
Wwud if he was appointed baron of a far away fortress?
Post by: King Zultan on February 13, 2019, 06:48:30 am
WWUD if a werelama attacked his cat.
Post by: NullForceOmega on February 13, 2019, 07:11:14 am
WWUD if he bit off a werelama's head while berserk?
Post by: Grand Sage on February 13, 2019, 10:37:34 am
wwud if his fort was overrun by his favorit creature. (e.g. Rutherers if urist likes rutherers for there enormous tails)
Post by: pikachu17 on February 13, 2019, 01:23:45 pm
WWUD if the fort was overrun by least favorite creature?
Post by: Khalari on February 14, 2019, 12:21:52 pm
WWUD if he were exiled?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 14, 2019, 08:38:41 pm
WWUD if he was a planeswalker?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on February 14, 2019, 10:13:47 pm
WWUD if he were a villain in the upcoming release?
Post by: King Zultan on February 15, 2019, 07:39:26 am
WWUD if a villain stole his socks?
Post by: UristMcVampire on February 18, 2019, 01:49:00 pm
What would Urist do if some insane guy was eating all the socks?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 18, 2019, 03:32:58 pm
WWUD if the socks tasted bad?
Post by: Adragis on February 18, 2019, 05:26:09 pm
What would Urist do if he was an epic gamer?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 18, 2019, 05:42:32 pm
Wwud with another dwarf revealing artifact locations within their fort?
Post by: King Zultan on February 19, 2019, 06:11:41 am
WWUD if he caught Urist stealing the forts artifacts.
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on February 19, 2019, 09:18:40 am
WWUD if hurt during this?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 19, 2019, 01:18:52 pm
WWUD as a wereturtle?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 20, 2019, 02:24:51 am
What would Urist McNotVampire do if he caught his real identity stealing?
Post by: UristMcVampire on February 20, 2019, 12:38:54 pm
WWUD if someone made an artifact sock sock sock stew sock sock biscuits sock sock sock roast?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 22, 2019, 03:38:40 pm
Wwud if the fortress mayor started letting animal people join the fortress as full-fledged citizens?
Post by: Bad_Goblin on February 22, 2019, 08:54:30 pm
Assume the chef was totally insane.Urist likes aye-aye men for their “interesting fingers” ;^). The rest of the animal men along with the mayor he designates to a nice burrow with a sweet magma incinerator for “ethics purging”.
Wwud if the fortress mayor started letting animal people join the fortress as full-fledged citizens?
WWUD if he was one of the last living citizens in a dying dwarf civilization?
Post by: UristMcVampire on February 23, 2019, 09:45:48 am
WWUD if he is dead?
Post by: King Zultan on February 24, 2019, 05:47:54 am
WWUD if he got hit by a mug the ghost threw?
Post by: Vann on February 24, 2019, 06:21:01 am
WWUD if he was surrounded by a dozen of undead elephants on fire?
Post by: Adragis on February 25, 2019, 05:27:59 am
WWUD if he couldn't get to the breakroom past the undead elephants?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 25, 2019, 05:39:20 pm
WWUD if he was raised by kobolds.
Post by: imperium3 on March 03, 2019, 04:27:18 am
WWUD if he was raised by elves?
Post by: King Zultan on March 03, 2019, 06:32:10 am
WWUD if he was raised by dwarves?
Post by: Bohemian Jones on March 03, 2019, 11:22:48 am
WWUD if he was raised by plump helmet men?
Post by: Bumber on March 03, 2019, 08:45:26 pm
WWUD if kobold-thrown venomous vermin ended up in his beard?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 04, 2019, 03:40:05 pm
Wwud if there was no work to be done and he already drank the booze?
Post by: bloop_bleep on March 04, 2019, 11:34:39 pm
WWUD if horrific atrocities were performed on him in the object-testing arena?
Post by: NordicNooob on March 07, 2019, 09:21:10 pm
WWUD if he was ordered to build a wall?
Post by: King Zultan on March 08, 2019, 09:10:20 am
WWUD if a dwarf was killed by a forgotten beast after he walled himself in with it.
Post by: pikachu17 on March 08, 2019, 12:56:10 pm
WWUD if he was killed by an FB?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 09, 2019, 09:08:49 pm
Wwud if the fb was already inside the fortress?
Post by: UristMcVampire on March 11, 2019, 02:03:44 pm
WWUD if someone tried to eat a FB's heart?
Post by: acomposerofdreams on March 15, 2019, 10:28:55 am
WWUD if yiu let him design your latest Mega Project?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 15, 2019, 01:16:43 pm
WWUD for a klondike bar?
Post by: King Zultan on March 16, 2019, 08:28:45 am
WWUD if a dwarf killed a dwarf and ate his socks?
Post by: bloop_bleep on March 17, 2019, 10:46:16 pm
WWUD if he had diabetes?
Post by: UristMcVampire on March 19, 2019, 01:34:30 pm
WWUD if dead?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 19, 2019, 01:49:08 pm
WWUD if other dwarves objected to eating their brains?
Post by: Bumber on March 19, 2019, 03:43:10 pm
WWUD if he realized that eating brains makes him a cannibal, like an elf?
Post by: King Zultan on March 20, 2019, 02:24:00 am
WWUD if zombie dwarves showed up at his fort.
Post by: UristMcVampire on March 22, 2019, 08:53:06 pm
WWUD do if dead again?
Post by: Dorsidwarf on March 24, 2019, 08:25:55 am
Die.
WWUD do if dead again?
Decay, causing a miasma that makes Tholtig stab her prized cow.
WWUD if he saw the king with an adamantine sock?
Post by: UristMcVampire on March 24, 2019, 08:36:16 pm
WWUD if dead yet again?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 24, 2019, 10:28:03 pm
WWUD if he saw a bad math joke?
Post by: King Zultan on March 25, 2019, 02:26:01 am
WWUD if he knew what math was?
Post by: methylatedspirit on March 25, 2019, 02:41:31 am
WWUD if he was aware that he's being talked about by strangers?
Post by: Superdorf on April 11, 2019, 05:48:42 pm
What would Urist do if stuck in a tree?
Post by: UristMcVampire on April 12, 2019, 01:51:56 pm
WWUD do if dead in a tree?
Post by: King Zultan on April 13, 2019, 03:41:39 pm
WWUD if he was a ghost that haunted a tree?
Post by: Superdorf on April 14, 2019, 10:55:55 am
WWUD if surrounded by hoary marmots?
Post by: voliol on April 14, 2019, 07:18:58 pm
WWUD if he knew about this craftsdwarf depicting him this way?
Post by: Bidyhackier on April 14, 2019, 09:04:22 pm
what would other urists do to protect themselves from the chaos?
Post by: UristMcVampire on April 15, 2019, 01:52:19 pm
WWUD if dead again?
Post by: Craftsdwarf boi on May 01, 2019, 04:02:54 am
WWUD if plot failed?
Post by: King Zultan on May 01, 2019, 06:57:10 am
WWUD if he was attacked by squirrel?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 05, 2019, 04:37:42 pm
WWUD if he learned that he was the only non vampire in the fortress?
Post by: Superdorf on May 05, 2019, 05:41:52 pm
WWUD if given an umbrella?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 05, 2019, 07:57:31 pm
What would Urnst do if their children started attacking them?
Post by: Bumber on May 05, 2019, 08:10:54 pm
WWUD if his children were sentenced to a beating?
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 05, 2019, 09:20:42 pm
WWUD if dead AGAIN?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 05, 2019, 10:39:05 pm
Wwud if nighttime never ended?
Post by: King Zultan on May 06, 2019, 01:45:17 am
WWUD if he was allergic to all kinds of stone?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 06, 2019, 08:52:45 am
What would Unst do if he found himself in a goblin hospital?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 07, 2019, 11:27:30 am
Wwud if vermin bites could confer magical powers?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 07, 2019, 02:28:35 pm
Wwud if he found the entrance to a necromancer's tower, but no undead were around?
Post by: King Zultan on May 08, 2019, 04:48:14 am
WWUD if he found himself surrounded by zombies?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 08, 2019, 10:11:24 am
WWUD if he stayed on a zombie's head while surrounded? (The zombie he is on has no hands which is why it can't scratch him)
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 09, 2019, 12:24:48 pm
WWUD if bitten in the foot by a zombie?
Post by: pikachu17 on May 09, 2019, 12:32:40 pm
WWUD if this happens?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 09, 2019, 01:55:00 pm
WWUD if he finds the fortress empty except for statues of the other dwarves?
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 09, 2019, 05:14:14 pm
WWUD if turned to stone?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 09, 2019, 07:52:47 pm
Wwud if 10 years later, whatever petrified them turned them back into normal?
Post by: bloop_bleep on May 09, 2019, 08:01:14 pm
WWUD if he discovers he can now turn people into stone?
Post by: pikachu17 on May 09, 2019, 08:08:15 pm
WWUD now?
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 09, 2019, 09:18:47 pm
WWUD if petrified by himself?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 10, 2019, 08:18:44 am
Wwud to escape the time loop?
Post by: King Zultan on May 10, 2019, 09:22:24 am
WWUD with a petrified duck?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 10, 2019, 10:44:34 am
Wwud to make his statue.business a brainy?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 14, 2019, 12:20:28 am
Wwud if his statue business ultimately failed?
Post by: jbox1 on May 14, 2019, 01:07:56 am
What would Urist do if there was a fire in the booze storage?
Post by: King Zultan on May 14, 2019, 05:39:05 am
WWUD if he got set on fire by a dragon?
Post by: jbox1 on May 14, 2019, 06:57:30 am
What would Urist do if he realised he was a cheese maker joining a new fortress?
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 14, 2019, 01:08:11 pm
WWUD if a cheese golem was attacking the fort and spitting cheese on people?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 14, 2019, 02:18:23 pm
Decorate it with gems and continue terrifying animals to sell as statues to visitors,Terrifying was supposed to be petrifying and brainy was supposed to be barony, what's done is done. Thank you autocorrect
Wwud to make his statue.business a brainy?
Urnst would lock away the cheese hole and attempt to train it.
Wwud if all of the dwarves were mad at him for creating an aggressive cheese hole?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on May 14, 2019, 02:21:28 pm
Urnst? it's Urist :DDecorate it with gems and continue terrifying animals to sell as statues to visitors,Terrifying was supposed to be petrifying and brainy was supposed to be brainy, what's done is done. Thank you autocorrect
Wwud to make his statue.business a brainy?
Urnst would lock away the cheese hole and attempt to train it.
Wwud if all of the dwarves were mad at him for creating an aggressive cheese hole?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 14, 2019, 02:23:19 pm
I should use a computer from now on rather than the phone
Post by: Eric Blank on May 14, 2019, 05:15:35 pm
Wwud with a pit full of nothing but angry cheese, anyway?
Post by: King Zultan on May 15, 2019, 05:08:40 am
WWUD if the aggressive cheese escaped into the fort?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on May 15, 2019, 05:40:14 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 15, 2019, 07:41:52 am
WWUD to repair the fortress?
Post by: Bumber on May 15, 2019, 08:51:14 am
WWUD if the fort turned into a huge angry cheese golem?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 15, 2019, 09:28:50 am
WWUD if the cheese hole got poisoned, thus poisoning him?
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 15, 2019, 11:19:49 am
WWUD if made of cheese?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 15, 2019, 03:16:58 pm
Wwud if the world was being conquered by an enormous cheese golem?
Post by: pikachu17 on May 15, 2019, 03:56:01 pm
WWUD under the rule of the Cheese Lord?
Post by: Superdorf on May 15, 2019, 04:10:30 pm
WWUD if tasked with overthrowing a Cheese Lord?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 15, 2019, 04:21:04 pm
WWUD as commander of the cheese army?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on May 15, 2019, 09:29:32 pm
WWUD when the cracker goblins start eating their way through the cheese army's shields and weapons (which are also made of cheese)?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 16, 2019, 07:43:53 am
WWTCA when everyone is stuck together?
Post by: King Zultan on May 16, 2019, 09:02:09 am
What Would The Cheese Blob do after it absorbed all the cracker goblins?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on May 16, 2019, 11:17:26 am
Absorb all the cracker goblins stuck to it, and become the cheese blob.Wander around aimlessly until it reaches a civilization to attack
What Would The Cheese Blob do after it absorbed all the cracker goblins?
What would the Urists living there do?
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 16, 2019, 11:37:26 am
WWUD if eaten by a cheese blob?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 16, 2019, 02:17:20 pm
Eat it from the inside, its cheese and crackers.
WW a human do if she saw dwarves eating their way out of a cheese blob, who tried to eat them, but they get out...
Post by: Eric Blank on May 17, 2019, 02:10:18 am
Wwud with human Interlopers?
Post by: King Zultan on May 17, 2019, 05:30:08 am
WWUD after he ate all the cheese and crackers from the cheese blob?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 17, 2019, 08:13:55 am
WWUD if she got woken up by a group of goblins asking about where their Elf monarch is
Post by: Craftsdwarf boi on May 17, 2019, 09:12:52 am
WWUD if goblins constructs multiple mechanical supercomputers, interlinking them with goblins and demonic forces, and ultimately create a forumspace that conducts academic discourse on their monarch. (while the dwarves creates a massive magma-powered usenet which is utilized in discourse on dwarven politics, (also known as the dorfpol thread).)
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 17, 2019, 10:16:46 am
WWUD if there was a video game about digging a hole?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 17, 2019, 01:25:13 pm
Wwud if he realized he was the video game, and reality was actually really boring?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 17, 2019, 03:36:16 pm
What would human do if dwarves, goblins and demons started coming out out of their computer?
Post by: King Zultan on May 18, 2019, 05:25:59 am
WWUD do now that he's in our world?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on May 18, 2019, 07:22:21 am
We'd die, we'd all die.get harassed by Eric Cartman.
WWUD do now that he's in our world?
WWUD being harassed by Eric Cartman?
Post by: Superdorf on May 18, 2019, 07:30:45 am
WWUD if he found himself in Yellowstone National Park with six of his comrades?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 18, 2019, 01:19:30 pm
Wwud if nobody took him seriously because of his scraggly beard?
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 18, 2019, 03:26:52 pm
WWUD if he sees an actual clown in the hole?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 18, 2019, 08:11:29 pm
WWUD if the "clown" washed off its makeup to reveal a normal human?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on May 18, 2019, 10:04:41 pm
WWUD when the human throws a pie in his face before he can reach his axe?
Post by: Superdorf on May 18, 2019, 10:13:38 pm
WWUD if a human instead offered him pie in a friendly, non-ballistic manner?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 18, 2019, 10:53:12 pm
WWUD once he had the pie?
Post by: bloop_bleep on May 19, 2019, 12:19:46 am
WWUD with an armed, enraged human with impaired vision and sudden-onset diabetes?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 19, 2019, 05:42:19 am
WWUD with an unconsious human?
Post by: Superdorf on May 19, 2019, 05:46:17 am
WWUD with a water cooler full of live bees?
Post by: King Zultan on May 19, 2019, 06:36:35 am
WWUD with a mug filled with bees?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 19, 2019, 06:51:40 am
WWUD with the lungs he extracted from the human?
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 20, 2019, 10:34:57 am
WWUD if clown?
Post by: Eschar on May 20, 2019, 11:19:12 am
WWUD if he was teleported into Doom 2?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 20, 2019, 11:51:13 am
Wwud with an army of demons at his command and nowhere left to go?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 20, 2019, 12:30:25 pm
What would Urist do with a planet he has rule over?
Post by: King Zultan on May 21, 2019, 08:01:46 am
WWUD with planet wide mug manufacturing?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 21, 2019, 08:34:51 am
WWU do with an interplanetary mug trading empire?
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 22, 2019, 06:18:43 pm
WWUD as a hivemind of flesh-mugs?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 22, 2019, 06:38:05 pm
Try to start conversations with other creatures to not be bored.
WWUD upon finding another flesh mug hive mind?
Post by: King Zultan on May 23, 2019, 06:51:01 am
WWUD now that he's a giant flesh mug hive mind?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 25, 2019, 06:25:08 pm
Wwud if he actually had to poop?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 25, 2019, 06:35:45 pm
WWUD if all of his bodies were stuck flipping over indefinitely since they are in space?
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 26, 2019, 01:55:24 pm
WWUD if explosive diarrhea ran out and he cannot move again?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 26, 2019, 02:43:47 pm
WWUD when he finds a planet?
Can we appreciate that through many unforseen circumstances, a dwarf became what he is now. It is fascinating
Post by: Craftsdwarf boi on May 26, 2019, 10:42:29 pm
WWUD if it is a planet-sized mug hivemind.
Post by: King Zultan on May 27, 2019, 03:43:52 am
WWUD after absorbing all the planets nearby?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 27, 2019, 05:17:51 am
WWUD as part of a binary system?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 27, 2019, 09:52:37 am
Wwud if his world were the remains of the cosmic Urist?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 27, 2019, 10:20:16 am
WWUD upon entering the new fortress?
Post by: Superdorf on May 27, 2019, 01:39:48 pm
WWUD if locked in a werebeast containment cell?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 27, 2019, 02:58:08 pm
WWUD once he broke out of containment?
Post by: pikachu17 on May 27, 2019, 03:35:47 pm
WWUD as a werebeast?
Also, I think that the start of this, what 'this' is, should be put into the Hall of Fame/Legend/Whatever its called I forgot.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 27, 2019, 04:24:57 pm
WWUD when everyone is dead?
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 27, 2019, 05:50:13 pm
WWUD if he became a wendigo because someone modded cannibalism to do that?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 27, 2019, 07:49:09 pm
WWUD if 10 Bronze clad adventurers who were legendary in all skills was sent to kill him?
Post by: Superdorf on May 27, 2019, 07:50:24 pm
WWUD do if he was one of those bronze-clad adventurers?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 27, 2019, 08:46:25 pm
WWUD if none of them knew where any of the quest locations were?
Post by: King Zultan on May 28, 2019, 10:26:15 am
What would Urist and his group do to find these QUESTS?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 28, 2019, 10:39:13 am
WWUD if the only troubles people mention is a missing treasure that no one knows who could tell them where it is
Post by: Superdorf on May 29, 2019, 11:44:51 am
WWUD if a bunch of bronze-clad adventurers were rampaging through his town?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 30, 2019, 12:20:39 am
WWUD if surrounded by bogeyman just when he got out of town?
Post by: King Zultan on May 30, 2019, 07:15:32 pm
WWUD if he somehow survived the night?
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 30, 2019, 09:04:18 pm
WWUD if he discovered that dying at night turns you into a bogeyman?
Post by: Eschar on May 30, 2019, 09:27:58 pm
WWUD if teleported into the Bay12 forums?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 31, 2019, 11:14:42 am
WWUD if he became a wendigo because someone modded cannibalism to do that?What a wonderful idea~
Remind us that we're all assholes and mod in legendary booze.
Wwud with liquor of quality beyond comprehension?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 31, 2019, 11:44:34 am
WWUD while mad at the lack of booze?
Post by: UristMcVampire on May 31, 2019, 01:51:34 pm
WWUD with more booze?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 31, 2019, 05:11:45 pm
WWUD if in an area he didn't remember trasversing to?
Post by: King Zultan on June 01, 2019, 02:50:19 am
WWUD if he couldn't find any alcohol?
Post by: Bumber on June 01, 2019, 08:18:16 am
WWUD on a spiritual journey back to his fort?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 01, 2019, 08:25:15 am
WWUD if the crow flew off without answering him?
Post by: MadMonkey on June 02, 2019, 05:10:45 pm
What would Urist do on his way to the ground?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 02, 2019, 05:48:07 pm
WWUD while hanging on a cliff edge?
Post by: King Zultan on June 02, 2019, 08:41:43 pm
WWUD if he survived the fall?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 02, 2019, 10:11:54 pm
WWUD if his left foot and right lower leg were broken?
Post by: MadMonkey on June 02, 2019, 10:15:26 pm
WWUD with his new skill?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 02, 2019, 10:50:06 pm
WWUD if someone shot him in the head?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 03, 2019, 07:44:12 am
WWUD while running at a crossbowman
Post by: King Zultan on June 03, 2019, 08:07:55 am
WWUD after stabbing the crossbowman to death?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 03, 2019, 08:25:13 am
WWUD now?
Post by: UristMcVampire on June 03, 2019, 12:30:57 pm
WWUD if dead?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 03, 2019, 12:41:12 pm
Post by: pikachu17 on June 03, 2019, 02:50:02 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 03, 2019, 04:37:31 pm
WWUD if she didn't answer him?
Post by: King Zultan on June 04, 2019, 06:28:33 am
WWUD if he searched the tower and never found the necromancer that revived him?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 04, 2019, 08:02:23 am
WWUD upon finding a group of adventurers looking for the necromancer
Post by: UristMcVampire on June 04, 2019, 12:31:28 pm
WWZUD (What would zombie Urist do?) if there are now dead adventurers on the floor?
Post by: pikachu17 on June 04, 2019, 12:55:50 pm
WWUD with an army of the dead?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 04, 2019, 03:17:31 pm
WWUD with control of a town full of the undead?
Post by: UristMcVampire on June 04, 2019, 04:28:36 pm
WWUD if zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on June 04, 2019, 06:47:44 pm
WWUD if getting bored in a shut up fort?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 04, 2019, 07:49:47 pm
WWUD if the zombies stopped to listen to the performance?
Post by: Superdorf on June 04, 2019, 10:07:23 pm
WWUD if he was the last dwarf standing-- a legendary Axe Lord?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 05, 2019, 07:32:35 am
WWUD at a new fortress?
Post by: King Zultan on June 05, 2019, 07:34:54 am
WWUD with the corpse of the legendary axe lord?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 05, 2019, 07:39:21 am
WWUD after the corpse is buried?
Post by: Superdorf on June 05, 2019, 07:43:05 am
WWUD do if he was the murderous ghost of an axelord?
Post by: Eschar on June 05, 2019, 09:27:37 am
WWUD if told to build a suicide doomsday device?
Post by: UristMcVampire on June 05, 2019, 10:27:40 am
WWUD if someone activated the drill?
Post by: Superdorf on June 05, 2019, 12:22:54 pm
WWUD do if a nearby fort was overrun by HFS?
Post by: King Zultan on June 06, 2019, 04:28:53 am
WWUD when the clowns arrive at his fort?
Post by: Craftsdwarf boi on June 10, 2019, 10:13:16 pm
....and fail at defending the fort.
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 12, 2019, 04:56:49 am
Post by: UristMcVampire on June 12, 2019, 11:58:54 am
WWUD in the Dwarven afterlife?
Post by: Superdorf on June 12, 2019, 06:32:29 pm
WWUD do in the dwarven after-afterlife?
Post by: Bumber on June 12, 2019, 06:41:25 pm
Die. Somehow. He'll find a way.Decide he needs to go deeper.
WWUD do in the dwarven after-afterlife?
WWUD in the after-after-after-after-afterlife, after "after" has stopped looking like an aftual word?
Post by: Superdorf on June 12, 2019, 06:56:05 pm
WWUD if his after-after-after-after-afterlife buddy needed heavenly clouds for a strange mood?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 12, 2019, 07:07:41 pm
WWUD with his new amulet?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on June 12, 2019, 07:50:51 pm
WWUD when he finds his amulet stolen?
Post by: Bumber on June 12, 2019, 07:57:04 pm
WWUD if the elves sent an angry diplomat with a sternly-worded +hemp letter+?
Post by: MadMonkey on June 12, 2019, 07:59:58 pm
WWUD to look busy?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 12, 2019, 08:10:20 pm
WWUD if the diplomat saw he was writing nonsense and insisted Urist hold a meeting?
Post by: Bumber on June 12, 2019, 08:54:58 pm
WWUD to avoid the diplomat?
Post by: mightymushroom on June 12, 2019, 09:01:24 pm
WWUD if stuck in a tree with an elf diplomat?
Post by: Superdorf on June 12, 2019, 09:54:57 pm
WWUD if tasked with chopping the tree down from under the mayor?
Post by: Bumber on June 12, 2019, 10:43:30 pm
WWUD with a newly-resurrected mayor and elven diplomat?
Post by: King Zultan on June 13, 2019, 07:22:47 am
WWUD with the dead bodies of the mayor and a elven diplomat?
Post by: Bumber on June 13, 2019, 04:03:04 pm
WWUD if the overseer tried to convict them for a crime anyways?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 14, 2019, 12:51:33 pm
Wwud with no skills whatsoever?
Post by: UristMcVampire on June 14, 2019, 03:40:44 pm
WWUD if he got explosive diarrhea from the biscuits?
Post by: King Zultan on June 15, 2019, 04:52:45 am
WWUD with a lake of diarrhea?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 19, 2019, 05:44:35 am
WWUD now that he's a decorated war hero?
Post by: Craftsdwarf boi on June 29, 2019, 02:30:25 am
WWUD if in prison
Post by: UristMcVampire on June 29, 2019, 07:17:34 am
WWUD if no booze left and he's still in prison?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 07:47:57 am
Wwud if drinking a wall?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on June 29, 2019, 06:21:38 pm
Drink the wallshit bricks
Wwud if drinking a wall?
WWUD with those bricks?
Post by: King Zultan on June 30, 2019, 10:32:18 am
WWUD to get out of prison?
Post by: UristMcVampire on June 30, 2019, 07:55:36 pm
WWUD if there are no more walls to drink?
Post by: Bumber on June 30, 2019, 08:05:12 pm
WWUD if he found himself in a wall-less fort with some weird dwarf drinking all the floors one z-level at a time?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 30, 2019, 08:11:44 pm
WWUD if the Hammerer was sent to a raid?
Post by: King Zultan on July 01, 2019, 04:20:24 am
WWUD if the Hammerer was gone and the dwarf was still drinking the fort?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 01, 2019, 11:42:03 am
Wwud in a pit full of dead dwarves crushed under trees because he drank the fort
Post by: UristMcVampire on July 01, 2019, 03:20:49 pm
WWUD if he drank himself into the HFS?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 01, 2019, 05:21:25 pm
WWUD now that he's basicly doomguy?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 01, 2019, 05:43:38 pm
WWUD as real doomguy?
Post by: King Zultan on July 02, 2019, 02:54:28 am
WWUD after drinking everything, including himself?
Post by: Superdorf on July 02, 2019, 12:57:17 pm
WWUD if attacked by a flying lungfish with its [VERMIN] tag removed?
Post by: UristMcVampire on July 02, 2019, 01:41:44 pm
WWUD if he is floating in the Void because he drank a hole into the fabric of reality?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 02, 2019, 03:17:13 pm
Wwud if he encountered a recently dead friend, living, reincarnated in a hideous new form, but somehow still themselves?
Post by: Superdorf on July 02, 2019, 10:28:53 pm
WWUD as an intelligent undead?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 02, 2019, 10:44:25 pm
WWUD if his cover was blown?
Post by: UselessMcMiner on July 02, 2019, 11:43:24 pm
WWUD If the elvish harlot gave him forgotten beast sickness
Post by: King Zultan on July 03, 2019, 02:44:45 pm
WWUD of elven hookers showed up at his fortress?
Post by: pikachu17 on July 03, 2019, 03:23:51 pm
WWUD if he was immortal?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 03, 2019, 03:30:28 pm
wWUD if confronted with a talking star?
Post by: UristMcVampire on July 03, 2019, 06:51:54 pm
WWUD if he fell onto an alien planet and got reanimated somehow?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 03, 2019, 07:30:45 pm
WWUD if the aliens didn’t understand him?
Post by: UselessMcMiner on July 03, 2019, 08:27:26 pm
WWUD If he accidentally killed their queen with his thrown mug
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 03, 2019, 08:53:58 pm
WWUD if he got lost in a cave and a glowing crystal told him that it could help him?
Post by: Bumber on July 04, 2019, 06:08:45 am
WWUD if lost in a cave with a glowing crystal mug, but no booze?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 04, 2019, 06:20:13 am
WWUD upon discovering an ant man colony?
Post by: UristMcVampire on July 04, 2019, 09:03:36 am
WWUD if Urist was an alien antman?
Post by: Bumber on July 04, 2019, 11:53:04 am
WWUD if the other antmen turned to criminal behavior and stole the crystal mug that he got from a dwarf he ate?
Post by: King Zultan on July 05, 2019, 12:05:17 pm
WWUD now that he's killed his fellow alien antmen and took back the mug?
Post by: Superdorf on July 05, 2019, 11:01:06 pm
WWUD if confronted by a badger?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 06, 2019, 01:18:08 am
WWUD if a snake showed up?
Post by: King Zultan on July 06, 2019, 03:00:51 am
WWUD after he killed people with a dead snake?
Post by: Bumber on July 06, 2019, 09:38:21 am
WWUD if his game became popular?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 06, 2019, 10:43:58 pm
Wwud with a handful of sand?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 06, 2019, 10:46:42 pm
WWUD wondering why his plants don’t grow?
(I love what this has become)
Post by: King Zultan on July 07, 2019, 02:26:36 am
WWUD after he calmed down and realized that he had killed his friend the legendary weaponsmith?
Post by: Superdorf on July 07, 2019, 10:54:07 am
WWUD if other-Urist stormed into his room throwing a tantrum?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 07, 2019, 01:02:22 pm
WWUD if the books didn’t do anything to the assailant?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 07, 2019, 11:49:03 pm
Wwud with a porn magazine?
Post by: King Zultan on July 08, 2019, 03:34:16 pm
WWUD if he found an Urist "Studying" the porno magazine?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 12, 2019, 07:40:07 am
WWUD if one of the articles in the magazine concerned the secrets of life and death?
Post by: Superdorf on July 12, 2019, 07:54:50 am
WWUD if surrounded by hostile skelegobs of his own making?
Post by: MachoNacho on August 25, 2019, 11:47:29 am
WWUD after drinking skelegobs?
Post by: King Zultan on August 26, 2019, 12:57:35 am
WWUD if he saw Urist pissing bones?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 26, 2019, 01:09:49 am
WWUD if lost in a forest?
Post by: MachoNacho on August 26, 2019, 11:08:48 am
WWUD if dead?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on August 26, 2019, 04:48:49 pm
Die.damn deja vue...
WWUD if dead?
Post by: ulf on August 30, 2019, 05:32:10 am
What would Urist do if the elves have domesticated dragons...
Post by: King Zultan on August 30, 2019, 05:41:04 am
WWUD if the elves were using dragons to burn the fort down?
Post by: Superdorf on August 30, 2019, 08:32:11 am
WWUD do if the fortress courtyard was full of angry dragons swimming in a flood of magma?
Post by: MachoNacho on August 30, 2019, 08:51:27 am
WWUD if dead?
Post by: Bumber on August 30, 2019, 09:48:20 am
Die.damn deja vue...
WWUD if dead?
WWUD after twice damning deja vue?
Post by: MachoNacho on August 30, 2019, 11:11:06 am
WWUD if dead?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 30, 2019, 01:07:02 pm
WWUD after killing Deja Vue?
Post by: King Zultan on August 31, 2019, 03:16:17 am
WWUD if he threw a tantrum?
Post by: MachoNacho on August 31, 2019, 07:38:15 am
WWUD if dead yet again?
Post by: Bumber on August 31, 2019, 07:57:25 am
WWUD if this cycle repeated until he reached !!MAXIMUM ANGER!!?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 31, 2019, 09:22:52 am
WWUD as a demon made of pure anger?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on August 31, 2019, 11:34:28 am
WWUD as new God?
Post by: MachoNacho on August 31, 2019, 11:36:04 am
WWUD if he's still angry?
Post by: King Zultan on September 01, 2019, 03:05:37 am
WWUD do with his newly created universe?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on September 01, 2019, 03:30:47 am
WWUD when a kobold thief steals his universe?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 01, 2019, 05:54:56 am
WWUD when at war with the Koboid civ?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on September 01, 2019, 01:37:07 pm
WWUD if the kobold general isn't so easily bamboozled, and is mounted on a giant cave spider?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 01, 2019, 03:39:24 pm
WWUD if dead?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 01, 2019, 04:52:45 pm
Wwud if their entire life was unbelievably lame?
Post by: Superdorf on September 01, 2019, 05:51:24 pm
WWUD if he spotted a forlorn ghost trying (and failing) to drink from a wine barrel?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 01, 2019, 05:59:22 pm
WWUD after possessing a dwarf and using its body to bring another dwarf for the forlorn ghost to possess?
Post by: ulf on September 02, 2019, 05:58:08 am
WWUD slade had been used for pots wanted to make wine?
Post by: King Zultan on September 02, 2019, 07:18:07 am
WWUD if there wasn't anything to store freshly brewed alcohol in?
Post by: Bumber on September 02, 2019, 08:25:21 am
WWUD after consuming a keg's worth of booze in one sitting?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 02, 2019, 08:58:23 am
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on September 02, 2019, 09:29:23 am
Alright, guess the next one's on me.
WWUD if there are no puzzle boxes?
Post by: King Zultan on September 03, 2019, 02:43:30 am
WWUD if he toppled a statue and became a vampire?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 03, 2019, 03:20:19 am
WWUD now that he's a vampire wereelephant?
Post by: ulf on September 03, 2019, 05:44:44 am
WWUD to conceal his nature in his new job?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on September 03, 2019, 07:52:03 am
WWUD to make his new identity even more convincing?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 03, 2019, 09:20:24 am
WWUD when the transformation ends?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 03, 2019, 09:25:35 am
WWUD if he finds a demon in town?
Post by: ulf on September 03, 2019, 09:28:01 am
WWUD when he discovers that he is in fact the last dwarf?
Post by: Bumber on September 03, 2019, 09:33:32 am
WWUD if the mechanical dwarves declared war against organic life?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 03, 2019, 09:41:34 am
WWUD if all life on the planet was silicon based?
Post by: ulf on September 03, 2019, 10:00:37 am
WWUD when the last log in the world fell into the magma?
Post by: Superdorf on September 03, 2019, 10:04:35 am
WWUD if silicon-based and surrounded by magma?
Post by: King Zultan on September 04, 2019, 08:35:43 am
WWUD if dead again?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 04, 2019, 08:37:12 am
WWUD when back to life?
Post by: Superdorf on September 04, 2019, 08:39:58 am
WWUD if made of various silicate compounds, surrounded by magma, and cursed with immortality?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 04, 2019, 09:39:12 am
Well he's still made of silicon and surrounded by magma.Try to swim up, out of the magma
WWUD if made of various silicate compounds, surrounded by magma, and cursed with immortality?
WWUD when he is swimming on the surface of, rather than surrounded by, magma?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 04, 2019, 12:08:30 pm
WWUD if there is a silicate golem covered in magma in front of him?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 04, 2019, 02:40:11 pm
WWUD once he is at the surface?
Post by: ulf on September 05, 2019, 02:10:39 am
WWUD when reading about the legends of the last Urist?
Post by: King Zultan on September 05, 2019, 05:29:33 am
WWUD when he tried to reenact the legend of the last Urist?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 05, 2019, 09:03:36 am
WWUD if dead?
Post by: Superdorf on September 05, 2019, 09:38:15 am
WWUD if not dead?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 06, 2019, 11:56:19 am
Wwud if wereelephant fortress?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 06, 2019, 12:36:27 pm
WWUD if dead?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on September 06, 2019, 03:59:22 pm
WWUD with no beard?
Post by: Superdorf on September 06, 2019, 04:12:22 pm
WWUD if doubly dead?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 06, 2019, 06:37:54 pm
WWUD as an eagle and an elk?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on September 06, 2019, 08:35:41 pm
WWUD if humans colonized the region and built a town over his grazing/hunting grounds.
Post by: King Zultan on September 07, 2019, 02:15:20 am
WWUD if he was in a human town while a eagle and an elk were killing the humans?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 07, 2019, 04:23:41 am
WWUD noticing that a dwarf has started helping him kill the humans?
Post by: Superdorf on September 07, 2019, 08:12:17 am
WWUD inside the belly of an eagle-elk?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 07, 2019, 01:51:43 pm
WWUD if dead?
Post by: Superdorf on September 07, 2019, 02:10:20 pm
WWUD if facing Death in a battle of wits for his soul?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 07, 2019, 02:13:01 pm
WWUD if the robot decided that there would be a quiz, in which binary code would be used for the questions and answered?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 07, 2019, 02:48:24 pm
WWUD if it was actually random 1s and 0s, and not actual binary?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 07, 2019, 05:00:17 pm
WWUD as Death?
Post by: King Zultan on September 08, 2019, 06:38:58 am
WWUD after getting fired for killing everyone?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 08, 2019, 09:45:04 am
WWUD as a spoiler in HFS?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on September 08, 2019, 07:55:32 pm
WWUD once bound to the land of the living?
Post by: MadMonkey on September 09, 2019, 10:19:35 pm
Build a vault, create a slab, and strike a deal with a deity to bind him to the mortal world once again.
WWUD once bound to the land of the living?
I suppose Urist would go on a food tourism expedition.
What kind of food would Urist try first?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 10, 2019, 09:51:09 am
What would HFS Urist do if the food gave him explosive diarrhea?
Post by: King Zultan on September 10, 2019, 01:53:07 pm
Beware his explosive diarrhea!
WWUD if HFS Urist came to his fortress and spread his explosive diarrhea all over it?
Post by: ulf on September 11, 2019, 05:52:04 am
WWUD after THE lever was pulled
Post by: MachoNacho on September 11, 2019, 11:23:56 am
WWUD if dead?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 11, 2019, 04:47:00 pm
WWUD now that death is impossible?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 11, 2019, 06:27:17 pm
WWUD if a new dude got hired as Death?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 11, 2019, 06:30:30 pm
WWUD as New New Death
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on September 11, 2019, 08:06:49 pm
WWUD now that he's Armok?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 11, 2019, 08:46:06 pm
WWUD if his pet cat died?
Post by: Bumber on September 12, 2019, 02:09:27 am
WWUD if dead? :P
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 12, 2019, 08:14:20 am
WWUD if bought back to life due to a dead Death?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on September 12, 2019, 11:28:01 am
Wonder how Death can die, be bought back because dead death = life
WWUD if bought back to life due to a dead Death?
strike the earth!
WWUD if no iron ores on location?
Post by: King Zultan on September 12, 2019, 08:53:30 pm
WWUD when the goblins show up?
Post by: ulf on September 13, 2019, 02:31:21 am
WWUD if the goblins were part of an elven civilization?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 13, 2019, 10:08:00 am
WWUD if 200 pugs were running towards the fortress?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 13, 2019, 10:20:14 am
WWUD if stranded on an island?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 13, 2019, 02:55:18 pm
Wwud urist do if rescued with her pet/boyfriend crab before the inevitable end?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on September 13, 2019, 03:25:22 pm
WWUD if a live goblin washed up on the island shortly after?
Post by: pikachu17 on September 13, 2019, 03:40:05 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 13, 2019, 04:12:03 pm
Post by: King Zultan on September 13, 2019, 06:19:24 pm
WWUD if a trade caravan came over the frozen ocean to her island?
Post by: Bumber on September 14, 2019, 06:54:21 am
WWUD when the ice thawed in the morning and littered the beach with trade goods?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on September 14, 2019, 04:21:41 pm
WWUD if she saw a boat?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 14, 2019, 11:52:54 pm
WWUD if a coyote showed up with an anvil?
Post by: Bumber on September 15, 2019, 01:08:13 am
WWUD if the kea tried to steal her coconut crab instead?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 15, 2019, 11:04:26 am
WWUD if donuts?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 15, 2019, 12:19:22 pm
Wwud if the humans didn't come back with more donuts?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 15, 2019, 02:56:03 pm
Devour them, then hold the human caravan hostage until they agree to bring more.Eat the humans.
Wwud if the humans didn't come back with more donuts?
WWUD if he saw another Urist eating 10 ☼masterwork human meat roasts☼?
Post by: King Zultan on September 16, 2019, 12:09:35 am
WWUD after eating a ☼Human meat roast☼?
Post by: Imic on September 16, 2019, 04:50:48 pm
WWUD if he hears a rumour of Donuts in the nearby vault full of Quadrapod steel angels?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 16, 2019, 05:02:26 pm
WWUD if a winged blob made of steel with webs attacked the fortress he is in?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 17, 2019, 02:56:37 am
WWUD if the winged blob killed all 50?
Post by: King Zultan on September 17, 2019, 03:24:35 am
WWUD if dead?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 17, 2019, 02:52:56 pm
Wwud if someone invaded his personal space?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on September 17, 2019, 03:29:22 pm
WWUD If he was interrupted by a giant beetle while making booze?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 17, 2019, 03:32:25 pm
WWUD while fighting a Giant Beetle?
Post by: Imic on September 17, 2019, 03:53:53 pm
WWUD if the Squirrel wouldn’t stop chasing him?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 17, 2019, 04:10:09 pm
WWUD when he realizes that the Crundles are going to kill him when they are done with the squirrel?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on September 17, 2019, 04:49:35 pm
WWUD Once in the caves?
Post by: King Zultan on September 17, 2019, 09:57:06 pm
WWUD while the crundles were attacking the evil squirrel?
Post by: Superdorf on September 17, 2019, 10:30:47 pm
WWUD if caught in an endless circle of squirrel?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 17, 2019, 10:45:04 pm
What would Urist McButcher do with 50 hacked apart squirrel bits?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 18, 2019, 09:55:45 am
WWUD if the chef made Planepacked in roast form?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on September 18, 2019, 09:58:33 am
WWUD if now a god?
Post by: Imic on September 19, 2019, 02:20:36 am
Urist Óravuz cancels eat squirrel kidney roast: too insane
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 19, 2019, 04:07:16 am
Post by: Acomposer on September 25, 2019, 06:57:32 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 25, 2019, 07:03:32 pm
Ahoy landlubbers! WWUD for talk like a pirate day?
WWUD if he found himself kidnapped by human pirates?"Ahoy, fellow pirates. I would like to join ye"
WWUD if they did not accept the offer?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 25, 2019, 11:20:46 pm
WWUD if mermaids?
Post by: King Zultan on September 26, 2019, 12:31:12 am
WWUD when he found out the mermaid bones are worthless?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on September 26, 2019, 01:13:28 am
WWUD if giant dragon?
Post by: Bumber on September 26, 2019, 01:39:37 am
WWUD if the mermaids sent sea monsters in retaliation?
Post by: Bydth on September 26, 2019, 10:45:13 am
WWUD if the miners found adamantine?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 26, 2019, 10:58:59 am
WWUD after falling to hell near a demon?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 26, 2019, 12:08:02 pm
WWUD with all this free space?
Post by: Pvt. Pirate on September 26, 2019, 01:13:22 pm
WWUD in that temple?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 26, 2019, 01:19:17 pm
WWUD if Cremula appeared to him?
Post by: Bydth on September 26, 2019, 07:11:43 pm
WWUD if this request was granted?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 26, 2019, 10:13:53 pm
WWUD if someone ate Cheesepacked?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 27, 2019, 04:24:47 am
WWUD if everyone was chasing him for making a really bad joke?
Post by: King Zultan on September 28, 2019, 02:23:27 am
WWUD after everyone in the for tripped over him?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on September 28, 2019, 05:03:23 am
WWUD if tantruming?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 28, 2019, 08:57:44 am
WWUD if he is now surrounded by the dead dwarves he killed and he is still in the puddle of vomit?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 28, 2019, 12:16:37 pm
Wwud if they stumbled upon this scene
Post by: King Zultan on September 29, 2019, 05:36:11 am
WWUD after running from the scene?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 29, 2019, 09:32:49 am
WWUD if attacked by a berserk dwarf?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 30, 2019, 03:49:55 am
WWUD if the hat tried to eat his head?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 30, 2019, 07:38:12 am
WWUD if another dwarf threw a head eating hat at him?
Post by: MachoNacho on September 30, 2019, 08:23:05 am
WWUD if dead?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 30, 2019, 08:44:41 am
WWUD as a carnivorous hat?
Post by: King Zultan on September 30, 2019, 08:48:26 am
WWUD if he saw a hat eat someones head?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 30, 2019, 09:32:06 am
Wwud if he migrated to a fort full of dead bodies all missing their heads, with only one hat left between them all?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on September 30, 2019, 11:32:13 am
WWUD if dead?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 30, 2019, 11:53:01 am
WWUD if he is a koboid who stumbled upon the fort and saw two ghosts fighting?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 30, 2019, 08:53:25 pm
WWUD if another koboid told him that a) Urist isn't a koboid name, b) koboids don't have a language so how are we having this conversation, and c) is that hat eating your head?
Post by: King Zultan on October 01, 2019, 06:25:32 am
WWUD if he saw a kobold running around screaming while a hat eats its head?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 01, 2019, 06:49:23 am
WWUD if he accidentally hit one of his fortmates with a crossbow?
Post by: MachoNacho on October 01, 2019, 09:38:35 am
WWUD if he sees another dwarf eating a crossbow?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 01, 2019, 01:46:37 pm
What would Urist McWeaponsmith do after recovering his masterwork crossbow from a dwarf's stomach?
Post by: King Zultan on October 02, 2019, 12:47:02 am
WWUD if he got forgot about while tied up in the jail?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 03, 2019, 10:11:00 pm
What would Urist McNobel do if he heard about this miscarriage of justice?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on October 04, 2019, 05:51:03 am
WWUD if he had dynamite?
Post by: Atarlost on October 04, 2019, 08:51:59 pm
WWUD if his fortress collapsed into a pit due to overzealous use of dynamite in mining?
Post by: King Zultan on October 05, 2019, 08:13:57 am
WWUD if dead?
Post by: Kiloku on October 05, 2019, 10:24:14 am
WWUD if being haunted for inventing dynamite?
Post by: Bumber on October 05, 2019, 01:45:32 pm
WWUD if the inventor he was haunting awarded him an Urist Prize in !!Stupidity!! instead of !!SCIENCE!!?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 06, 2019, 06:50:05 am
WWUD if his creation won a Urist prize?
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/User:BaronW
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 06, 2019, 08:54:52 am
Urist conducts a study on the lethality of ghost punches on inventors.(Holy crap, those are complicated)
WWUD if his creation won a Urist prize?
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/User:BaronW
Urist would be honored that his invention managed to reach the Urist Prize
WWUD if he saw Urist with the Urist Prize as well as a ghost?
Post by: MachoNacho on October 06, 2019, 09:55:43 am
WWUD if eating a deep fried plump helmet?
Post by: King Zultan on October 06, 2019, 01:16:11 pm
WWUD to figure out how to deep fry stuff?
Post by: Bumber on October 06, 2019, 01:29:52 pm
WWUD if a magma crab stole his !!deep fried plump helmet!!?
Post by: MachoNacho on October 06, 2019, 07:32:55 pm
WWUD if he has a deep fried plump helmet-stuffed magma crab?
Post by: Bumber on October 07, 2019, 11:24:21 am
WWUD if his fat melted all over the stuffed fried magma crab?
Post by: Superdorf on October 07, 2019, 11:55:01 am
WWUD if he witnessed this horrific sight?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on October 07, 2019, 02:34:47 pm
WWUD if he heard of an unknown creature destroying an unknown item in an unknown location in 268?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 07, 2019, 05:38:45 pm
WWUD if he noticed a blind dwarf in the crossbow squad?
Post by: Atarlost on October 07, 2019, 06:26:30 pm
Just what is Urist's business anyways?
Post by: Bumber on October 07, 2019, 06:46:20 pm
WWUD if the lever got pulled?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 07, 2019, 09:31:27 pm
WWUD if gremlins just stole the lever?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 07, 2019, 09:40:49 pm
WWUD if there were no more red stones to make red levers out of?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 07, 2019, 10:10:09 pm
WWUD if the only creature with red blood was his beloved pet chicken?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on October 08, 2019, 12:59:11 am
WWUD next?
Post by: King Zultan on October 08, 2019, 01:07:21 am
WWUD if he saw a Urist paint a lever with his own blood then die?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on October 08, 2019, 02:01:27 am
WWUD if a troll.
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 08, 2019, 02:38:52 am
WWUD if dead?
Post by: MachoNacho on October 08, 2019, 11:41:23 am
WWUD if he had a deep fried troll?
Post by: King Zultan on October 08, 2019, 01:17:15 pm
WWUD if he had Diabeetus?
Post by: Quaksna on October 08, 2019, 01:37:07 pm
WWUD if he was the only citizen without Diabeetus?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 10, 2019, 04:13:09 am
WWUD when he saw his dental bill?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on October 10, 2019, 09:48:17 am
WWUD if he had a fish?
Post by: MachoNacho on October 10, 2019, 11:09:11 am
WWUD if he ate a fish?
Post by: King Zultan on October 11, 2019, 03:39:06 am
WWUD if someone in the fort was eating all the pets?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 11, 2019, 08:39:56 am
WWUD if he was the the mayor and heard about the pet eating dwarf getting killed by the butcher?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on October 11, 2019, 10:01:29 am
WWUD if there was no bone artifact?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 11, 2019, 10:05:08 am
WWUD if he saw the mayor and the butcher both taking bones from a dwarf corpse to craft bone artifacts together?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on October 11, 2019, 10:11:54 am
WWUD if he was the sheriff of that fort?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 12, 2019, 05:43:23 am
What would Urist McSheriff do if he was the next beating on the list?
Post by: King Zultan on October 12, 2019, 06:33:21 am
WWUD if he saw the Urist McSheriff beat himself to death?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 12, 2019, 09:39:04 am
WWUD if a ghost?
Post by: MachoNacho on October 13, 2019, 11:26:01 am
WWUD if he's still a ghost but he got some spaghetti?
Post by: Bydth on October 13, 2019, 06:12:13 pm
WWUD if there was no spaghetti sauce?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 13, 2019, 08:55:18 pm
WWUD if there were no meatballs?
Post by: King Zultan on October 14, 2019, 02:01:15 am
WWUD if Urist made meatballs from his cat?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on October 14, 2019, 04:29:54 pm
WWUD if he went to the tavern?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 16, 2019, 01:38:20 am
WWUD if a visiting human bard told him that it's called vodka, not potato wine?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on October 16, 2019, 03:56:29 am
WW the human bard D if he heard that?
Post by: King Zultan on October 16, 2019, 04:48:45 am
WWUD about the tantruming human bard?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on October 16, 2019, 07:07:10 am
WWUD if he found a spoiler fabric instrument in the tavern?
Post by: MachoNacho on October 16, 2019, 12:42:44 pm
WWUD if he ate deep fried spoiler fabric?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 17, 2019, 01:34:30 pm
Wwud now that he knows the ending to every book, movie, and play ever made?
Post by: King Zultan on October 18, 2019, 02:32:38 am
WWUD if he saw urist jump into the magma moat?
Post by: Superdorf on October 18, 2019, 10:00:09 am
WWUD if he inexplicaby didn't burn alive?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 18, 2019, 10:07:31 am
WWUD if he "helped" other dwarves into the magma pool only to have them burn?
Post by: MachoNacho on October 18, 2019, 11:37:32 am
WWUD if he realized he is a clown?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 18, 2019, 11:45:40 am
WWUD if told by one of his friends about a job opportunity to build a project in the circus?
Post by: King Zultan on October 19, 2019, 03:47:35 am
What would Urist McStupid do when he finally realized that they'd been building a gateway to the circus?
Post by: Bumber on October 19, 2019, 04:05:18 am
WWUD if his plans were rejected by his fellow dwarves?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on October 19, 2019, 07:23:47 am
WWUD If another Urist's strange mood seemed to require a slade tavern?
Post by: MachoNacho on October 19, 2019, 11:01:37 am
WWUD if he's a clown and he sees a dorf building a tavern in the HFS?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 19, 2019, 10:20:58 pm
What would Olith McDiplomat do if he visited a dwarf fortress and found that the tavern is in HFS and is being run by a clown?
Post by: King Zultan on October 20, 2019, 02:46:26 am
WWUD if the tavern in the HFS was an alcohol free zone?
Post by: MachoNacho on October 20, 2019, 12:22:46 pm
WWUD if free alcohol in the HFS?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on October 20, 2019, 04:42:52 pm
WWUD if he got attacked by a severely intoxicated legendary pump operator?
Post by: Superdorf on October 20, 2019, 09:33:32 pm
WWUD if he should happen to witness this macabre scene?
Post by: MachoNacho on October 20, 2019, 10:19:02 pm
WWUD if he witnessed THAT?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 21, 2019, 12:13:12 am
WWUD if he was walking at 1/4 speed thanks to the weight of all of his bling?
Post by: King Zultan on October 21, 2019, 04:58:39 am
WWUD if a clown covered in bling showed up to his fort, and started to steal all the bling?
Post by: Olith McHuman on October 23, 2019, 10:11:03 pm
WWUD if he found the bling demon and kobolds dancing in the tavern?
Post by: MachoNacho on October 24, 2019, 09:39:46 am
WWUD if the kobolds and bling demon stole all his bling?
Post by: recon1o6 on October 30, 2019, 03:09:45 pm
WWUD if the hammerer stole all the bling?
Post by: King Zultan on October 31, 2019, 03:25:30 am
WWUD if the bling hammerer beat the tantruming dwarf to death?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 04, 2019, 02:14:39 am
What would Urist make?
Post by: MachoNacho on November 04, 2019, 11:03:54 am
WWUD if bling armor fused itself to his skin?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 04, 2019, 12:37:54 pm
WWUD if a dwarf in bone armor came towards him asking to be part of the militia?
Post by: ulf on November 05, 2019, 06:19:11 am
WWUD if the metal fused to the bones?
Post by: King Zultan on November 05, 2019, 06:55:41 am
WWUD if a dwarf made of iron showed up at his fort?
Post by: recon1o6 on November 05, 2019, 01:32:31 pm
What would Urist do if it turned into a !!Masterwork Iron Dwarf!!
Post by: wierd on November 05, 2019, 01:35:24 pm
WWUD when a kea tries to steal it?
Post by: MachoNacho on November 05, 2019, 02:34:36 pm
WWUD if he is the !!Masterwork Iron Dwarf!! and he saw another dwarf eating a kea?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 05, 2019, 08:00:08 pm
What would !!Urist!! do if he was being rained on right now?
Post by: King Zultan on November 06, 2019, 05:21:27 am
WWUD if the insane !!Urist!! ran into the booze stockpile?
Post by: recon1o6 on November 06, 2019, 08:27:33 am
Urist would either complain about being unable to drink the booze mist that !!Urist!! just created, or feel horrified about the dead body then sudddenly feel happy about the masterwork wood barrel rolling away from the explosion.
What would Urist do if the barrel started leaking booze while rolling away?
Post by: MachoNacho on November 06, 2019, 10:59:15 am
WWUD if there was no booze left?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 11, 2019, 12:58:58 am
WWUD if a spy tried to steal the dwarven secrets of booze making?
Post by: King Zultan on November 11, 2019, 06:24:17 am
WWUD if he saw a spy trying to steal the secrets?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 11, 2019, 07:58:45 am
WWUD if he was told he was sent to do an impossible mission?
Post by: recon1o6 on November 11, 2019, 09:52:39 am
Urist McBond has been jailed for violating a noble's mandate!
Urist McBond is throwing a tantrum!
A section of the cavern has collapsed!
Urist McNoble has been struck down
WWUD if he was the spymaster?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 14, 2019, 02:24:55 am
WWUD if his spy accidentally stole the secrets of elven tea making instead?
Post by: King Zultan on November 14, 2019, 04:49:21 am
WWUD with the secrets of elven tea making?
Post by: MachoNacho on November 14, 2019, 10:56:03 am
WWUD with alcoholic tea?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 14, 2019, 11:39:20 am
WWUD if an elf given “elven tea” By a dwarf and got drunk?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on November 15, 2019, 05:38:05 am
WWUD if attacked by a drunk elf?
Post by: King Zultan on November 15, 2019, 05:45:30 am
WWUD with a dead elf?
Post by: recon1o6 on November 15, 2019, 11:24:09 am
WWUD if there was no workshop to make the elf bolts?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 15, 2019, 11:25:55 am
WWUD if they are an elf and saw a dwarf making a workshop out of elf bones?
Post by: MachoNacho on November 15, 2019, 01:18:51 pm
WWUD do if he witnessed an elf eating himself?
Post by: King Zultan on November 16, 2019, 03:44:32 am
WWUD to get over this trauma?
Post by: wierd on November 16, 2019, 03:56:04 am
WWUD when this inevitably gets him a jail term?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 16, 2019, 07:23:47 am
WWUD if the elf became a rift in reality?
Post by: Bumber on November 16, 2019, 07:32:24 am
WWUD if the rift became destabilized after wooden goods were thrown in?
Post by: King Zultan on November 16, 2019, 07:51:16 am
WWUD if hundreds of elf like creatures started coming out of the unstable rift?
Post by: MachoNacho on November 16, 2019, 11:04:26 am
WWUD if the extradimensional elves took over the actual elves' civilization?
Post by: thompson on November 24, 2019, 01:39:21 am
WWUD after the subsequent elf siege?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 24, 2019, 09:13:40 pm
WWUD if the elves came back next year with "conserve the magma sea" signs?
Post by: King Zultan on November 25, 2019, 03:12:24 am
WWUD while the elves were burning in magma?
Post by: thompson on November 25, 2019, 06:11:39 am
WWUD with the !!!SOCK!!!?
Post by: MachoNacho on November 25, 2019, 12:42:12 pm
WWUD with a deep fried sock?
Post by: ulf on November 29, 2019, 10:41:35 am
WWUD if his dad came into the room he was playing and collapsed (due to burning injuries) holding a deep-fried sock?
Post by: King Zultan on November 29, 2019, 01:34:51 pm
What Would Little Ursit Do with a !!DEEP FIRED SOCK!! that killed his father?
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on November 29, 2019, 02:14:42 pm
WWUD with a deep-fried sock in his digestive tract?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 30, 2019, 12:24:26 am
WWUD with a barrel of deep fried !!Sunshine!!?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 03, 2019, 01:25:37 pm
What would a fort full of urists who all have PTSD do?
Post by: Strik3r on December 03, 2019, 01:55:10 pm
What would a fort full of tantruming urists do?
Post by: MachoNacho on December 03, 2019, 02:34:38 pm
Cause an unfixable tantrum spiral.Explode.
What would a fort full of tantruming urists do?
WWUD if he saw a fort explode due to magma overload?
Post by: King Zultan on December 04, 2019, 03:32:55 pm
WWUD at a magma powered fort?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 12, 2019, 05:54:44 am
What would Urist McMechanic do if his fortress self-destruct lever failed to work?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 12, 2019, 08:27:05 am
WWUD if he heard McMechanic yelling about a failed self destruct lever then questioning himself on why he built a self destruct lever?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on December 18, 2019, 10:12:35 am
WWUD if he heard about this?
Post by: King Zultan on December 18, 2019, 11:14:17 am
WWUD if he didn't care about melancholy dwarves killing themselves?
Post by: Bumber on December 19, 2019, 01:19:33 am
WWUD if kobolds had stolen all the booze?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on December 19, 2019, 05:20:33 am
WWUD if he realized that his decisions are a bit too predictable after being caught in the rain?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 19, 2019, 10:44:53 am
WWUD if he needs a butcher shop?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 20, 2019, 12:21:38 am
WWUD with a chest full of toys?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 20, 2019, 01:47:35 am
WWUD if he saw Urist McFrankenstein dragging corpses down to the water reactor?
Post by: King Zultan on December 20, 2019, 03:15:43 am
What Would Urist McFrankenstein Do with several corpses near the water reactor?
Post by: Bumber on December 20, 2019, 03:35:23 am
WWUD if he saw several corpses tied to a spinning axle?
Post by: wierd on December 20, 2019, 03:41:17 am
WWUD after being taken to the !!DWARVEN HOSPITAL!! ?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 20, 2019, 02:01:14 pm
WWUD if Urist McFrankenstein invented foosball?
Post by: King Zultan on December 21, 2019, 06:35:47 am
What Would Urist McFrankenstein Do if someone stole his foosball table?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 23, 2019, 04:12:59 pm
WWUD if a necromancer broke in and reanimated all of his failed experiments?
Post by: Bumber on December 23, 2019, 05:24:24 pm
WWUD if caught in the middle of a war over !!science!! and necromancy?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 23, 2019, 06:09:50 pm
WWUD if she walked into a room and saw her dad yelling about how necromancy and science can coexist?
Post by: King Zultan on December 24, 2019, 06:19:00 am
WWUD if she found out that everyone in the fort was arguing about how necromancy and science can coexist?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 01, 2020, 11:28:56 pm
WWUD if he invented fireworks?
Post by: Dragofire on January 23, 2020, 03:49:24 pm
WWUD if booze gained sentience?
Post by: King Zultan on January 26, 2020, 05:54:01 am
WWUD if the elves said to stop drinking the sentient booze?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on January 26, 2020, 01:56:28 pm
WWUD if a goblin came and punched them whilst they were drinking the booze?
Post by: Ekaton on January 26, 2020, 05:27:55 pm
WWUD if he found out he couldn’t taste the booze anymore?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on January 26, 2020, 05:34:22 pm
WWUD if he tripped on a minecart and found himself heading for a magma forge?
Post by: King Zultan on January 27, 2020, 06:43:33 am
WWUD if he didn't make the scepters fast enough and failed to meet the mandate?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 27, 2020, 06:44:52 am
W#UD if caught in a neighboring fort?
Post by: pikachu17 on January 27, 2020, 12:31:12 pm
W#UD if people wondered what the hashtag means?
Post by: Dragofire on January 27, 2020, 12:43:00 pm
What would Urist do if a untamed rabbit appeared seven z-levels down beneath a floor grate in a hole?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on January 27, 2020, 03:22:38 pm
WWUD if they got lost in the tunnels?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 27, 2020, 09:35:31 pm
Climb into the hole after the rabbit, realize they are now in a tunnel network, and wonder how to get out.Pick random directions until eventually finding an ant man colony
WWUD if they got lost in the tunnels?
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WWUD if asked if he wanted to join the colony?
Post by: King Zultan on January 28, 2020, 05:20:34 am
WWUD when the militia goes to attack the ant men?
Post by: Dragofire on January 28, 2020, 12:55:06 pm
WWUD if he was thirsty and on fire?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on January 28, 2020, 02:10:24 pm
WWUD while running around screaming about lost booze and flames?
Post by: VABritto on January 28, 2020, 08:49:08 pm
WWUD if he wanted to pick fruit from some trees?
Post by: King Zultan on January 29, 2020, 04:43:59 am
WWUD after he got stuck in the tree?
Post by: Dragofire on January 29, 2020, 11:05:37 am
WWUD if there were seven levers in front of him, one of which would drop a barrel of booze and the other six would collapse the room on top of him?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 31, 2020, 02:26:32 pm
Wwud when faced with the trolley problem?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 31, 2020, 05:07:31 pm
WWUD if a trolley driven by a dwarf was careening towards him, his wife, and 3 kids?
Post by: Quarque on February 01, 2020, 03:28:50 am
Continue forward due to forgetting there were levers on the trackWalk off to pick up a new pair of socks. Without noticing his wife or kids, because he doesn't socialize outside of taverns.
WWUD if a trolley driven by a dwarf was careening towards him, his wife, and 3 kids?
Wwud if he was stuck in a New York traffic jam?
Post by: Bumber on February 01, 2020, 06:52:01 am
WWUD if he went berserk in NY and someone called the cops?
Post by: King Zultan on February 01, 2020, 07:19:12 am
WWUD if he saw Urist get shot to death after attacking come cops in New York?
Post by: Bumber on February 01, 2020, 07:24:30 am
WWUD if the elves tried to ban violent video games?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 01, 2020, 12:33:46 pm
WWUD if they lost their video game console?
Post by: Dragofire on February 01, 2020, 03:02:54 pm
Your computer is overheating.
Please reinstall your preferred OS software.
WWUD if cats could talk? But only five words: I ,will, get, you, now, murderer
Post by: Eric Blank on February 01, 2020, 05:50:38 pm
WWUD trapped in a mouldy cave?
Post by: MaxTheFox on February 01, 2020, 10:28:11 pm
WWUD if he was in adventure mode?
Post by: King Zultan on February 02, 2020, 02:36:50 am
WWUD if it wasn't inevitable?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 02, 2020, 03:09:24 am
WWUD chained up in a royal palace as a consequence of failing a mayor's demands?
Post by: Quarque on February 02, 2020, 04:23:20 am
Wwud if a goblin siege arrived, killed the guards and released him?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 02, 2020, 05:43:18 am
Wwud if she saw a dwarf following the goblins after the siege?
Post by: King Zultan on February 02, 2020, 06:18:29 am
WWUD if the dwarven army showed killed all his goblin friends?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 02, 2020, 06:50:59 am
WWUD if he was a prisoner and noticed one of the “prisoners” helping the goblins?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 02, 2020, 10:01:16 am
WWUD while he was lounging in his cell, brainstorming ways to escape?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 02, 2020, 09:26:59 pm
WWUD to stay in jail?
Post by: King Zultan on February 03, 2020, 02:57:35 am
WWUD if that wasn't enough to get him in jail?
Post by: Bumber on February 03, 2020, 09:44:43 am
WWUD if his plan became needlessly convoluted?
Post by: SaD-82 on February 03, 2020, 10:15:42 am
WWUD if the jailer would be said elf?
Post by: Dragofire on February 03, 2020, 10:51:59 am
WWUD if cats murdered the baron?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 03, 2020, 02:57:04 pm
WWUD when found to be petting cats by the royal guard?
Post by: King Zultan on February 04, 2020, 06:08:54 am
WWUD if there were no cats in the fortress?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 04, 2020, 11:14:12 am
WWUD if he accidentally hit the captain of the guard in the nose while running around yelling?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 05, 2020, 06:49:58 pm
WWUD if the cats were discovered to be masterminding every evil plot in the world?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 06, 2020, 03:30:21 pm
WWUD if called a madman whilst yelling about cats being evil masterminds?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 06, 2020, 05:09:07 pm
WWUD if she had a bunch of kittens?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 06, 2020, 05:10:31 pm
WWUD whilst trying to build a house for each kitten at the same time?
Post by: King Zultan on February 07, 2020, 03:44:43 am
WWUD to get more materials to build his kitten houses?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 07, 2020, 08:39:49 am
WWUD if she found a dwarf cutting wood for houses, and a goblin was helping, unknown to the woodcutter?
Post by: pikachu17 on February 07, 2020, 09:53:34 am
WWUD if his attempts to help his former kind while stuck in the hideous form of a goblin were interrupted by an alarm?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 07, 2020, 10:19:12 am
WWUD if a goblin spoke Dwarvish and explained that he used to be a dwarf?
Post by: Dragofire on February 07, 2020, 10:28:42 am
Post by: King Zultan on February 07, 2020, 11:42:24 am
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 07, 2020, 02:00:34 pm
WWUD after realizing they have a bruised fist or two?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 08, 2020, 02:53:57 am
WWUD if someone gave him a pick axe?
Post by: cythev on February 08, 2020, 09:12:37 am
WWUD after digging out of the well realizing the fort now slowly fills with water from the well.
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 08, 2020, 12:44:31 pm
WWUD whilst stuck in an overflowing well?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 08, 2020, 12:58:50 pm
WWUD if he saw a blue light and the dwarf in the well started breathing water?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 08, 2020, 06:09:04 pm
WWUD when the water-breathing dwarf takes offense and starts trying to punch him?
Post by: Laterigrade on February 08, 2020, 11:09:05 pm
WWUD if he caused a loyalty cascade through his actions?
Post by: King Zultan on February 09, 2020, 04:17:45 am
WWUD if he got caught killing the mayor during a loyalty cascade?
Post by: Bumber on February 09, 2020, 05:36:19 am
WWUD as mayor during a loyalty cascade?
Post by: Dragofire on February 09, 2020, 11:21:32 am
WWUD if the mayor mandated clear glass items in the middle of the tundra during a loyalty cascade?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 09, 2020, 11:39:10 am
WWUD whilst freezing in the tundra whilst looking for sand?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 09, 2020, 03:52:30 pm
WWUD when the caravan only has 4 bags of sand, despite this being the only item that the fort requested?
Post by: King Zultan on February 10, 2020, 03:17:03 am
WWUD now that he robed the caravan and only has 4 bags of sand?
Post by: recon1o6 on February 10, 2020, 01:10:32 pm
WWUD with these?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 10, 2020, 06:06:54 pm
WWUD whilst being yelled at by the mayor?
Post by: Imic on February 10, 2020, 06:52:47 pm
What would Urist McMayor do if, while wandering around His recently created burrow in an empy stope at the bottom of a long-abandoned section of the mines, He were to hear a distant rumbling sound directly above Him, getting louder and less distant with every passing second?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 10, 2020, 07:35:24 pm
WWUD with bits of human diplomat all over him?
Post by: King Zultan on February 11, 2020, 06:39:30 am
WWUD after he went insane in a abandoned mine?
Post by: recon1o6 on February 11, 2020, 08:04:21 am
WWUD when the trade depot got destroyed?
Post by: Imic on February 11, 2020, 12:32:46 pm
WWUD after witnessing the trade depot explode into a mountain of former trade goods burying His wife, both His kids, His war buddies from the Human lands, His brother the Broker, and His secret lover the Mayor’s wife?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 11, 2020, 03:06:10 pm
Urist cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Too insane.
WWUD while insane?
Post by: Superdorf on February 11, 2020, 06:24:31 pm
WWUD in a deranged fantasy land of his own making?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 11, 2020, 07:39:25 pm
WWUD when an imaginary beast puts up a fight?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 11, 2020, 07:44:52 pm
WWUD as mayor of crazytown?
Post by: King Zultan on February 12, 2020, 05:28:15 am
WWUD if he saw the mayor of Crazytown screaming at pigeons?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 12, 2020, 03:39:15 pm
WWUD after collapsing to the ground in a fit of laughter?
Post by: Imic on February 12, 2020, 04:47:07 pm
Wwud if He escaped from the tyranny of Crazytown, only to discover that His fellow Dwarves have written Him off as SRM?
Post by: Bumber on February 12, 2020, 04:53:36 pm
WWUD if Funkytown smelled too funky?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 12, 2020, 05:48:48 pm
WWUD whilst berserk?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 13, 2020, 01:16:15 am
WWUD now that his fists smell like foul flowers?
Post by: King Zultan on February 13, 2020, 03:59:06 am
WWUD after he finished murdering his fists?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 13, 2020, 05:16:53 pm
WWUD after eating his head?
Post by: Pancakes on February 13, 2020, 05:25:10 pm
WWUD if he only had plump helmets to eat for years on end?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 13, 2020, 08:13:02 pm
Urist cancels Eat: Praying to the Plump Helmet Deity.
WWUD whilst praying?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 13, 2020, 10:49:29 pm
WWUD if he visited a fort and the residents tried to eat him?
Post by: King Zultan on February 14, 2020, 07:24:05 am
WWUD if they still tried to eat him?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 14, 2020, 03:32:01 pm
The residents have stopped responding to the world...
Resident cancels Eat Urist: Too insane. x1000
WWUD after driving the residents insane?
Post by: recon1o6 on February 17, 2020, 04:27:18 am
WWUD with the bodies of the mad?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 17, 2020, 02:53:11 pm
WWUD after swaggering away from an elf?
Post by: King Zultan on February 18, 2020, 09:17:26 am
WWUD to get some booze?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 18, 2020, 11:44:56 am
WWUD if he found a barrel of plump helmet man wine?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 18, 2020, 03:38:44 pm
WWUD after drinking the wine and, being hungry, eating the barrel the wine was in?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 18, 2020, 03:48:40 pm
WawUD if he walked to the booze
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 18, 2020, 04:56:05 pm
WWUD after reporting the barrelpeople to the mayor?
Post by: towerator on February 18, 2020, 06:13:09 pm
WWUD to drink said barrelmen?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 18, 2020, 07:36:37 pm
WWUD after drinking barrelperson stew?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 18, 2020, 07:52:09 pm
WWUD if he is the mayor and witnessed a dwarf turn into a barrelperson after ingesting a barrelperson?
Post by: Bumber on February 18, 2020, 08:24:56 pm
WWUD with a fort full of confused, panicking citizens?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 18, 2020, 08:29:55 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 18, 2020, 11:56:53 pm
WWUD when they collide?
Post by: King Zultan on February 19, 2020, 07:24:11 am
WWUD when his fellow dwarves were being killed by bits of the panic and love trains?
Post by: recon1o6 on February 19, 2020, 01:06:32 pm
Urist mcmusician cancels entomb body: interrupted by strange mood
WWUD
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 19, 2020, 02:19:25 pm
Urist is now going around looking for his artifact materials.
WWUD after realizing there's a metal shortage and thus his artifact's completion may never happen?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 19, 2020, 03:43:50 pm
What does Urist make with bones, train pieces and the rest of the ingredients?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 19, 2020, 04:09:57 pm
WWUD now that Thomas is rampaging through the fort?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 19, 2020, 06:27:26 pm
WWUD after issuing this command?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 19, 2020, 09:48:37 pm
What would Urist Metalsmith do upon seeing a train kill people and a dwarf helping by shooting crossbow bolts from the inside?
Post by: King Zultan on February 20, 2020, 08:55:14 am
What Would Urist McAxedwarf Do about the train that was killing everyone?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 20, 2020, 03:21:33 pm
What would Urist McPhilosopher do if the train was headed towards 5 elves, or, he can flip a rail switch and have the train run over two elves, but now he gets to take credit?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 20, 2020, 03:47:59 pm
WWUD after this action?
Post by: Superdorf on February 20, 2020, 08:42:28 pm
WWUD do as a responsible law-abiding captain of the guard?
Post by: King Zultan on February 21, 2020, 05:38:39 am
WWUD if he found out that he left a dwarf to die in jail?
Post by: recon1o6 on February 21, 2020, 06:25:03 am
WW Urist McMayor do?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 22, 2020, 02:28:45 am
WWUD if a kobold stole the chain and her leg?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 22, 2020, 10:21:40 am
WWUD whilst one leg short?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 22, 2020, 12:17:05 pm
What would the Koboid do if it's leg was stolen and placed on the dwarf it stole a leg from?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 22, 2020, 05:18:21 pm
What would Urist McMayor do after recovering a leg?
Post by: King Zultan on February 23, 2020, 06:37:29 am
WWUD if he failed to make the scepters?
Post by: recon1o6 on February 23, 2020, 09:53:18 am
WWUD after the accident?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 23, 2020, 02:26:59 pm
What would Urist McButcher do upon receiving this order?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 24, 2020, 01:54:52 pm
WWUD after this incident?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 24, 2020, 05:46:57 pm
WWUD with a one-legged sheep at a party?
Post by: King Zultan on February 25, 2020, 06:07:53 am
WWUD at the party after the sheep was taken away?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 25, 2020, 06:44:20 pm
Urist has gone stark raving mad!
WWUD while running around raving after pondering the subtleties of one-legged sheep?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 25, 2020, 06:52:54 pm
WWUD if this actually worked?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 25, 2020, 11:26:00 pm
WWUD if he saw a dwarf turn into a werebat?
Post by: King Zultan on February 26, 2020, 06:54:09 am
WWUD if the werebat got past the drawbridge and into the fort?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 26, 2020, 04:38:26 pm
The werebat has been knocked unconscious!
WWUD now?
Post by: Bumber on February 27, 2020, 04:30:00 am
WWUD if attacked by a wererobin?
Post by: recon1o6 on February 27, 2020, 10:04:32 am
WWUD in response?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 27, 2020, 10:23:20 am
WWUD if he is the one who sent the note and noticed the one who recieved the note run away in fear?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 27, 2020, 03:36:18 pm
Urist cancels Yell At Coward: Interrupted by a wererobin.
WWUD after attracting the attention of the wererobin?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 27, 2020, 03:57:58 pm
WWUD if stuck between a wererobin and a wereclown?
Post by: Bumber on February 27, 2020, 04:50:09 pm
WWUD if there were too many werebeasts in this muthafuckin' fort?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 27, 2020, 07:03:26 pm
WWUD whilst running?
Post by: King Zultan on February 28, 2020, 08:10:25 am
WWUD now that he's back in the fort?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 28, 2020, 10:28:45 am
WWUD if the one that ran came back and appears to be watching the chaos in suprise?
Post by: IonMatrix on February 28, 2020, 11:48:52 am
WWUD if he heard about mutagen for the first time?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 28, 2020, 04:48:45 pm
Urist has gone berserk! (From imbibing the mutagen. He was going to ponder it, but it made him go berserk.)
WWUD now that he's insane?
Post by: Superdorf on February 29, 2020, 02:54:12 am
WWUD as a member of the screaming masses?
Post by: King Zultan on February 29, 2020, 05:50:38 am
WWUD as the only sane dwarf in a fort full of crazies?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 29, 2020, 03:38:37 pm
Urist McBerserk punches Urist McSane in the head, bruising the muscle!
Urist McSane has been knocked unconscious!
What would Urist McBerserk do now?
Post by: recon1o6 on March 01, 2020, 04:39:30 am
Urist Mcberserk cancels punch: Exhausted
Urist Mcberserk cancels rest: interupted by migrant
WW urist Mcmigrant do upon seeing the scene
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on March 01, 2020, 11:19:56 am
Urist McMigrant cancels Socialize: Kicked in the nose.
Urist McBerserk kicks Urist McMigrant in the nose and the injured part explodes into gore!
Urist McMigrant: I've been wounded. That's very annoying.
What would Urist McMigrant do now?
Post by: Superdorf on March 01, 2020, 11:57:52 pm
What would Urist McChild if suddenly whisked away from this miserable scene by a goblin snatcher?
Post by: IonMatrix on March 02, 2020, 03:29:46 am
WWUD upon seeing the snatcher?
Post by: King Zultan on March 02, 2020, 08:28:37 am
WWUD after he was taken to the goblins house?
Post by: Bumber on March 02, 2020, 01:15:03 pm
What would Ulspa do if there was a crazed dwarven child running amok in his dark pit?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 02, 2020, 05:04:09 pm
What would Ulspa do if the elves sent a diplomat to negotiate tree cutting limits?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on March 18, 2020, 01:24:28 pm
What would Ulspa do after insulting the elf?
Post by: pikachu17 on March 18, 2020, 07:37:00 pm
What would Ulspa see in the elf's head?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 18, 2020, 10:10:52 pm
WwUlspad with the potato, knowing consuming parts of sapients is strictly forbidden in his culture?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on March 18, 2020, 10:21:36 pm
A moldy potatohe’s the leader, just change the lsw
WwUlspad with the potato, knowing consuming parts of sapients is strictly forbidden in his culture?
What would Regfed do if his leader suddenly changed the law to allow for eating parts of Sapients?
Post by: Bumber on March 18, 2020, 11:36:50 pm
What would Ulspa do after eating a moldy potato, suddenly pondering whether or not it fulfills his carnivore diet just because it came from an elf?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 18, 2020, 11:47:37 pm
What would Ulspa do if he discovered that literally everyone in the dark pit is the leader of at least 5 secret plots?
Post by: King Zultan on March 19, 2020, 07:46:53 am
What Would Ulspa do if all of their plots failed?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on March 19, 2020, 03:44:04 pm
What would Ulspa do with his plot?
Post by: Bumber on March 20, 2020, 01:52:16 am
What would Ulspa do if he couldn't plot any good plots?
Post by: recon1o6 on March 21, 2020, 12:29:07 pm
WWUD if he overheard his goblin captor arranging a siege and plot?
Post by: Bumber on March 21, 2020, 01:01:28 pm
WWUD for stage 2?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 21, 2020, 05:00:47 pm
WWUD if his fellow dwarfs rushed into the caverns to retrieve the socks before the goblins can get them?
Post by: King Zultan on March 22, 2020, 03:15:36 am
WWUD alone in a fort filled with masterwork socks?
Post by: Bumber on March 22, 2020, 04:52:33 pm
WWUD if the socks began telling him that some of the other socks were plotting against him?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on March 23, 2020, 10:25:24 am
What would Urist McMiner do if he is a dwarf who accidentally mined into an area where a lone goblin was interrogating socks about plots they have against him?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 23, 2020, 01:35:39 pm
WWUD if he was haunted by sock ghosts?
Post by: Bumber on March 23, 2020, 02:16:14 pm
WWUD if the sock ghosts started making him kick himself?
Post by: Eric Blank on March 23, 2020, 05:09:32 pm
WWUD if his leg was now haunted, socks or no?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 24, 2020, 02:36:38 am
WWUD if he saw another Urist tap-dancing towards the atom smasher with broken ankles?
Post by: King Zultan on March 24, 2020, 04:48:01 am
WWUD after smashing the crazy dwarf?
Post by: Bumber on March 24, 2020, 07:55:32 pm
WWUD with a pair of ghostly pants?
Post by: recon1o6 on March 26, 2020, 06:31:39 am
WWUD when visiting the artifact mueseum?
Post by: Bumber on March 26, 2020, 01:52:48 pm
WWUD if he saw a dwarf going around wearing ghost pants with no underwear underneath?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on March 26, 2020, 06:34:50 pm
WWUD after this action?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 26, 2020, 06:44:36 pm
WWUD if no one laughed?
Post by: King Zultan on March 27, 2020, 06:47:05 am
WWUD if he saw the tantruming dwarf in the dining room?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on March 27, 2020, 04:09:14 pm
WWUD after this action?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on March 27, 2020, 04:22:59 pm
Both Urist McTantrum and Urist McFistPain receive pain to both fists, as will as both losing their eye, because of the haunted goblet of plump helmet wine cursing them
WW Urist McNewcomer do when he saw this?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on March 29, 2020, 09:41:42 am
WWUD after going insane?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on March 29, 2020, 10:01:43 am
WWUD if he saw a dwarf ranting about mushrooms in his head as a yellow and orange worm starts exiting through the scalp of Urist McMushroomrant?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 29, 2020, 02:53:51 pm
WWUD if there was an out of service sign on the lever?
Post by: King Zultan on March 30, 2020, 03:47:35 am
WWUD if nothing ever happened no mapper how many times he pulled the lever?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on March 30, 2020, 07:05:06 am
What would Urist Mapper do if he ended up near the out of order levers instead of the caves he was trying to get to?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 30, 2020, 02:51:31 pm
WWUD if one of the levers was a mimic and started eating his leg?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 05, 2020, 01:32:13 pm
WWUD whilst trying to dislodge the lever?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 05, 2020, 07:35:16 pm
WWUD if he went to the Lever room and saw levers eating dwarves?
Post by: Bumber on April 06, 2020, 01:54:20 am
WWUD if the gremlins started wielding the lever mimics as weapons?
Post by: King Zultan on April 06, 2020, 03:39:33 am
What Would Urist Dream about while the gremlins killed everyone with minics?
Post by: Bumber on April 06, 2020, 05:38:58 am
WWUD if sock mimics were invading his dream fort?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 06, 2020, 03:00:57 pm
WWUD whilst running around screaming?
Post by: Strik3r on April 06, 2020, 03:09:24 pm
WWUD if he saw giant dwarf-ball hurtling toward him?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 06, 2020, 04:53:08 pm
WWUD after being steamrollered by the dwarf-ball?
Post by: King Zultan on April 07, 2020, 06:29:45 am
WWUD if all the rest of the dwarves in the fortress were being crushed by a giant ball of dwarves?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 07, 2020, 12:41:56 pm
WWUD if the dwarf-ball rolled into the temple, knocked over all the statues, and got cursed?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 07, 2020, 05:14:11 pm
Urist cancels Run: Interrupted by twenty dwarf vampires.
WWUD now that the entire dwarf-ball has turned into werebeasts and vampires?
Post by: Bumber on April 08, 2020, 09:09:24 am
WWUD if attacked by a upright werespear trap?
Post by: King Zultan on April 08, 2020, 12:32:18 pm
WWUD if he survived and managed to find the real fortress destruct lever?
Post by: Bumber on April 08, 2020, 01:20:44 pm
WWUD if he saw an upright spear trap next to the fort's self-destruct lever?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 08, 2020, 05:21:22 pm
What would Urist McMentallyImpaired do after having his brain impaled?
Post by: Bumber on April 08, 2020, 05:39:27 pm
WWUD if he was out fishing and saw the entire mountain containing his fort collapse into the magma sea?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 08, 2020, 07:58:58 pm
What would another Urist who happened to walk by do after seeing Urist McFisher drown?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 08, 2020, 08:30:46 pm
What would a goblin do who happened to walk by do after seeing Urist McFisher and his kin drown?
Post by: King Zultan on April 09, 2020, 02:30:34 am
What Would An Elf who happened to walk by do after seeing Urist McFisher, his kin, and a goblin drown?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 09, 2020, 07:24:39 am
What would the elf do after the purification spell failed and turned the water into blood? Specifically the blood of all who drowned in it?
Post by: Bumber on April 09, 2020, 12:05:21 pm
WWUD upon encountering a lake full of blood and corpses?
Post by: Strik3r on April 09, 2020, 01:08:36 pm
WWUD when asked to join this expedition?
Post by: Bumber on April 09, 2020, 01:14:18 pm
WWUD if the "vampires" turned out to be nobles that feed off the productivity of other dwarves?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 09, 2020, 01:43:57 pm
What Would Comrade Urist Do?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 09, 2020, 05:07:25 pm
WWUD now?
Post by: King Zultan on April 10, 2020, 03:00:05 am
What Would King Urist Do if some commie started spreading communism in his kingdom?
Post by: Strik3r on April 10, 2020, 03:51:49 am
What would Urist McNecromancer do when he encounters a propaganda spewing commie?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 10, 2020, 07:36:18 am
What would the undead do when they realize the “communist” fort is actually a monarchy?
Post by: pikachu17 on April 10, 2020, 01:29:37 pm
What would the zombie socialists do now?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 10, 2020, 02:24:26 pm
What would s wandering armadillo man do when it comes across a city being built by undead creatures and living creatures and no necromancer? And some dwarves, elves and goblins, living and undead, invite him to assist in in the socialist City of No Judgement, where all are welcome, regardless of form?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 10, 2020, 07:13:59 pm
WWUD after coming across a wandering armadillo man?
Post by: King Zultan on April 11, 2020, 06:18:26 am
What Would Urist The Adventurer Do when he found a socialist city?
Post by: Strik3r on April 11, 2020, 07:07:32 am
Wonder what could possibly be going on.Mistake the armadillo man for armor and carry it around on his back like a cute living backpack.
WWUD after coming across a wandering armadillo man?
WWUD when he sees a dwarf carrying around a confused armadillo man?
Post by: King Zultan on April 11, 2020, 07:15:36 am
Post by: Strik3r on April 11, 2020, 07:29:21 am
(You skipped the previous post.)
(Intentionally so because you clearly didn't take the hint that IncompetentFortressMaker was trying to make.
I want to avoid a situation where this will turn into a multi-page political "humor" cringefest.
@Everyone: You're better than that, so think up something better. Please dont ruin this thread like the "Eat Your Mushrooms" thread was.)
Post by: King Zultan on April 11, 2020, 08:15:29 am
Also I'm not seeing anything particularly cringe in anything that's been said so far.)
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 11, 2020, 03:48:37 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 11, 2020, 03:54:17 pm
Kill it for no reason because Urist is an adventurer.Go inside and talk to someone
What Would Urist The Adventurer Do when he found a socialist city?
What would an intelligent zombie do upon seeing the same adventurer who killed undead of another necromancer come up to talk to him?
Follow into the cityWonder what could possibly be going on.Mistake the armadillo man for armor and carry it around on his back like a cute living backpack.
WWUD after coming across a wandering armadillo man?
WWUD when he sees a dwarf carrying around a confused armadillo man?
WWUD when the armadillo man stsrts talking to him while the dwarf is taking to an undead?
((We are forking now))
Post by: King Zultan on April 12, 2020, 06:33:33 am
Go inside and talk to someoneTell him about a monster on the other side of the world in hopes he'll go fight it instead of killing him.
What would an intelligent zombie do upon seeing the same adventurer who killed undead of another necromancer come up to talk to him?
WWUD with the information he was just given?
Follow into the cityGrab the armadillo man and carry it away.
WWUD when the armadillo man stsrts talking to him while the dwarf is taking to an undead?
WWUD now that he has obtained a armadillo?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 12, 2020, 11:34:16 am
Ask for more information, Urist is a bookworm.Go inside and talk to someoneTell him about a monster on the other side of the world in hopes he'll go fight it instead of killing him.
What would an intelligent zombie do upon seeing the same adventurer who killed undead of another necromancer come up to talk to him?
WWUD with the information he was just given?
WWUD after asking for more information?
Urist cancels Think: Interrupted by an armadillo man.Follow into the cityGrab the armadillo man and carry it away.
WWUD when the armadillo man stsrts talking to him while the dwarf is taking to an undead?
WWUD now that he has obtained a armadillo?
WWUD after being scared out of his thoughts?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 17, 2020, 09:00:30 pm
Urist cancels take animal to pen: interrupted by split personality disorder.
WWUD with split personality disorder?
WWUD with split personality disorder?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 17, 2020, 09:05:28 pm
Urist seizes control of the body’s legs and moves them towards a new fort
WWUD when his body is automatically moving to a new fort?
WWUD when getting to a new fort?
Post by: King Zultan on April 18, 2020, 06:41:40 am
Go to the tavern and drink until he passes out.
WWUD after he stopped crying?
WWUD after he woke up in the tavern floor?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 18, 2020, 04:30:54 pm
Personality 2 would do the following: Stand up and order another drink, being a dwarf.
What would Urist, as Personality 1, do after finishing his meditation?
What would Urist, as Personality 2, do after ordering another drink?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 20, 2020, 02:00:51 pm
Personality 2 drinks his drink. It's sunshine, his favorite. He is quite content, then he passes out on the floor again.
WWUD if he saw a dwarf drinking himself into a stupor while crying and looking content?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 20, 2020, 02:02:32 pm
WWUD after trying to socialize with a split-personality dwarf?
Post by: King Zultan on April 21, 2020, 06:37:15 am
WWUD after he went to the tavern and got the drink?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 21, 2020, 12:53:40 pm
WWUD after drinking possibly-poisoned ale?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 21, 2020, 01:03:23 pm
What would Urist the bartender do if he saw a dwarf fall down laughing as he transformed into a feathered horse with a bird’s beak, sharp teeth, and the head of a snake as patrons are screaming in terror?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 21, 2020, 01:42:37 pm
What would Urist McBartender do after starting a brawl with Urist McMutated?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 21, 2020, 06:59:44 pm
Wwud after witnessing this?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 22, 2020, 01:58:10 am
WWUD if he got wereant instead of wereelephant like he wanted?
Post by: King Zultan on April 22, 2020, 03:58:07 am
WWUD once he found his god and challenged it to a fight?
Post by: Eschar on April 22, 2020, 11:28:09 am
WWUD upon realizing this attack was incoming?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 22, 2020, 02:19:13 pm
WWUD after trying to sneak up on a god?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 22, 2020, 02:49:44 pm
WWUD with god powder?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 22, 2020, 03:29:20 pm
WWUD after establishing his presence in the pantheon?
Post by: King Zultan on April 23, 2020, 03:13:09 am
WWUD if the mortals booze no longer got him drunk?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 23, 2020, 01:39:46 pm
What would Urist McTheif do after stealing Godbooze from the god of booze:
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 23, 2020, 01:58:18 pm
WWUD after drinking the Godbooze?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 23, 2020, 03:53:35 pm
......
........
Urist awakes to lots of voices inside his head, scattered jars and containers, many of them broken, all of them open. The voices thank him for freeing them and for letting them use his body due to the lack of their own.
WWUD now that he shares his body and mind with numerous spirits that he freed while in a drunken stupor?
Post by: Bumber on April 23, 2020, 05:39:55 pm
What kind of artifact would Urist create?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 23, 2020, 07:15:34 pm
WWUD after creating the amorphous cuboid thing?
Post by: Eschar on April 23, 2020, 11:30:39 pm
Post by: King Zultan on April 24, 2020, 02:56:35 am
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 24, 2020, 01:35:50 pm
WWUD after going stark raving mad and running around like a maddwarf?
Post by: Bumber on April 24, 2020, 02:06:26 pm
WWUD if he learned the Secrets of Milk and Cheese from a maddwarf?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 24, 2020, 02:23:53 pm
WWUD after becoming a legendary cheese maker?
Post by: Bumber on April 24, 2020, 03:22:20 pm
WWUD if all foods were banned except cheese?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 24, 2020, 03:44:42 pm
WWUD after finishing his masterwork cheese paste?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 24, 2020, 06:04:19 pm
WWUD after drinking cheesed rum?
Post by: King Zultan on April 25, 2020, 02:03:47 am
WWUD to find out how cheese rum is made?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 25, 2020, 02:35:53 am
WWUD if they were halucinating on cheese-rum.
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 25, 2020, 09:03:56 am
WWUD after this hallucination?
Post by: Bumber on April 25, 2020, 03:18:56 pm
WWUD if the fort was flooding with cheese-rum?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 25, 2020, 04:30:19 pm
WWUD after glugging down cheese-rum?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 25, 2020, 04:50:02 pm
WWUD if this created cheese-rum flavored obsidian?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 25, 2020, 06:43:20 pm
WWUD after eating cheese-rum flavored obsidian?
Post by: Bumber on April 25, 2020, 10:04:10 pm
WWUD if he saw a dwarf with razor-sharp obsidian teeth meandering around the fortress?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 25, 2020, 11:28:03 pm
WWUD if the fort he was migrating to was destroyed before his arrival by a loyalty cascade?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 26, 2020, 04:00:15 am
WWUD if his mandate for ballista parts was ignored?
Post by: King Zultan on April 26, 2020, 04:07:50 am
WWUD if the dwarf didn't get jailed for failing the mandate?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 26, 2020, 02:20:59 pm
WWUD after imbibing pure alcohol?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 26, 2020, 04:52:40 pm
Wwud in a world of pure imagination?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 26, 2020, 06:18:15 pm
WWUD after constructing a madhouse?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 26, 2020, 06:23:35 pm
What would Urist Do if a madhouse spawned in front of him and another dwarf as well as the Queen of Hearts/Red Queen greet him?
((The red Queen I’m referring to is the one from Alice in Wonderland/Underland. I don’t remember if she was killed in the live movie or not)
Post by: Bumber on April 26, 2020, 07:07:50 pm
WWUD if the kobolds kept stealing all the equipment?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 26, 2020, 07:19:16 pm
WWUD if walking along and finding the chocolate factory and madhouse with Brain Bots patrolling the area?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 26, 2020, 08:03:38 pm
WWUD after failing to think?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 26, 2020, 11:59:55 pm
WWUD if he was interrupted by oompa loompas singing about every mistake he ever made?
Post by: King Zultan on April 27, 2020, 06:15:56 am
WWUD if he lost the fight against the oompa loompas?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 27, 2020, 11:59:15 am
WWUD after going berserk?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 27, 2020, 04:43:33 pm
WWUD as a
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 27, 2020, 07:19:58 pm
WWUD after eating nonstandard chocolate?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 27, 2020, 08:06:43 pm
WWUD if getting dragged by the Oompa Loompas to a machine labeled JUICER?
Post by: Bumber on April 27, 2020, 11:50:05 pm
WWUD if they didn't listen?
Post by: King Zultan on April 28, 2020, 03:38:13 am
WWUD after being juiced?
Post by: Bumber on April 28, 2020, 07:29:43 am
WWUD if the chocolate he ate was actually filthy elven carob?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 28, 2020, 11:28:24 am
WWUD whilst throwing a tantrum?
Post by: ProbablyRed on May 02, 2020, 12:37:06 pm
WWUD while the fort is getting flooded with magma?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 02, 2020, 04:29:25 pm
WWUD after taking a magma bath?
Post by: King Zultan on May 03, 2020, 04:18:42 am
WWUD after losing all his skin and fat?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 03, 2020, 07:05:10 pm
WWUD if the doctor had no actual medical skills?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 03, 2020, 07:13:52 pm
WWUD after drinking booze?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 03, 2020, 07:22:03 pm
What would Urist do if the Overseer told him to make more booze because the fortress was all out of it?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 03, 2020, 07:56:02 pm
WWUD about the sliver of rock in his beard?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 03, 2020, 09:06:23 pm
WWUD if an elvin spy blew up the still?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 03, 2020, 10:46:51 pm
What would Urist do if a collection of Mechanisms and Axles started telling him what to do?
Post by: King Zultan on May 04, 2020, 04:43:17 am
WWUD if he found out another dwarf was being bossed around by mechanisms and axles?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 04, 2020, 10:54:09 am
WWUD after trying to give mechanisms and axles a talking-to?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 04, 2020, 11:44:49 am
WWUD if the dwarf who tried to talk to the Friendly Mechanisms and Axles proceeded to go look for more mechanisms and axles to help Friendly grow?
Post by: Blomquistador on May 04, 2020, 12:26:31 pm
WWUD if Friendly Mechanisms and Axles then began to demand that he feed the cats booze?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 04, 2020, 01:15:18 pm
WWUD about a fortress's worth of drunk cats?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 04, 2020, 04:30:31 pm
Wwud with annoying spam humans
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 04, 2020, 04:51:31 pm
WWUD after going into a fell mood?
Post by: Bumber on May 05, 2020, 03:38:55 am
WWUD if a fell dwarf disassembled the fort's godly mechanical megaproject?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 05, 2020, 05:09:48 am
WWUD if neurotoxin?
Post by: King Zultan on May 05, 2020, 06:26:57 am
WWUD if he breathed in neurotoxin?
Post by: Bumber on May 05, 2020, 07:26:53 am
What would Urist's former beard do if the only available host body was an elf?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 05, 2020, 09:32:04 am
What would Urist's former beard do to gain control of the elf?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 05, 2020, 04:15:51 pm
WWUB do after gaining control of its new body?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 05, 2020, 04:35:08 pm
WWUBD in a cavern?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 05, 2020, 04:46:33 pm
WWUBD after ordering its host to build a shack?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 05, 2020, 04:52:07 pm
What would Elf Do if the beard on it told it to get bones to build a shack with? Where does Elf get the bones from?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 05, 2020, 05:02:05 pm
WWUBD when the elf begins butchering a crundle?
Post by: King Zultan on May 06, 2020, 07:32:10 am
WWUBD after the bones were turned into bone blocks?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 06, 2020, 10:08:42 am
WWUBD while its host is working on a shack?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 06, 2020, 10:41:13 am
Order its host to begin work on a shack, again.Jump off for now, possess another crundle, make it kill another crundle and make bone blocks, bring the bone blocks to the elf
WWUBD while its host is working on a shack?
WWUBD with the crundle host now?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 06, 2020, 11:28:54 am
WWUBD if the elf minion started misbehaving?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 06, 2020, 02:26:56 pm
Continue making it kill other crundles, then make its host butcher said dead crundles and turn them into more bone blocks for its elf minion to build a shack with.The crundle is more obedient
WWUBD if the elf minion started misbehaving?
Make its host butcher the elf, making elf bone blocks
What would the elf do if a crundle with a beard is extracting its bones and making blocks with them?
Post by: Bumber on May 06, 2020, 03:00:31 pm
WWUBD after completing the bone shack?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 06, 2020, 06:32:49 pm
WWUBD if it encountered a giant cave spider?
Post by: Bumber on May 06, 2020, 06:57:18 pm
WWUBD with a few GCS silk bearded crundles?
Post by: King Zultan on May 07, 2020, 04:25:05 am
WWUBD if sudden invasion of 666 demons.
(Page 666 special!)
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 07, 2020, 10:14:27 am
WWUBD after trying to override the demons' brains?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 08, 2020, 04:54:38 pm
WWUBD if these dwarfs began trying to break free of its control, throwing tantrums and partying instead of working?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 08, 2020, 05:45:12 pm
WWUBD if there was an alcohol shortage?
Post by: King Zultan on May 09, 2020, 05:41:51 am
WWUBD if it was decided that dwarves could be made into alcohol?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 09, 2020, 01:17:51 pm
What would Urist McAccidentProne do if he accidentally knocked over a masterwork yellow glass vase decorated with a great amethyst gem?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 09, 2020, 03:07:55 pm
WWUD while running away from brewers?
Post by: Bumber on May 10, 2020, 02:53:57 am
WWUD if he had ‼insides‼ due to ‼magma rum‼?
Post by: King Zultan on May 10, 2020, 04:46:05 am
WWUD after seeing a dwarf burn from the inside out?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 10, 2020, 12:49:18 pm
WWUD after becoming depressed?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 12, 2020, 03:59:21 am
WWUD if he and 9 haulers were drafted into a squad and told to guard the minecart railgun target zone?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 12, 2020, 06:03:57 pm
WWUD now?
Post by: Bumber on May 12, 2020, 06:17:57 pm
WWUD if he just realized his mistake?
Post by: King Zultan on May 13, 2020, 02:21:58 am
WWUD if he saw a dwarf of flying out of the minecart railgun, then slamming into the ground and blowing apart?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 13, 2020, 11:27:37 am
What would Urist McMiner do after impaling his eye?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 14, 2020, 02:21:36 am
WWUD after getting kicked by 18 flying feet?
Post by: Bumber on May 14, 2020, 11:54:14 am
WWUD if the kobold stole his ☼steel pick☼ and began limping away?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 14, 2020, 02:11:24 pm
WWKD with a ☼steel pick☼?
Post by: King Zultan on May 15, 2020, 04:20:57 am
WWKD once he arrived at the cave?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 15, 2020, 06:42:28 pm
WWKD now?
Post by: Bumber on May 15, 2020, 06:50:32 pm
WWKD after learning all his fellow kobolds are working in a chocolate factory?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 15, 2020, 07:37:26 pm
WWKD after being interrupted during his journey?
Post by: Bumber on May 15, 2020, 08:11:50 pm
>Attack
Skill
Defend
Flee
WWKD?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 16, 2020, 01:21:25 am
Goblin was caught!
WWKD with a goblin
Post by: King Zultan on May 16, 2020, 04:03:06 am
WWKD with his team when they finally find the legendary
Post by: Bumber on May 16, 2020, 06:44:09 pm
Roc was caught!
WWRD if Kobold didn't have enough badges?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 16, 2020, 11:43:40 pm
WWUD witnessing this unfortunate turn of events?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 17, 2020, 05:24:13 pm
What beast did the koboid catch before his demise, other than the goblin and Roc?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 17, 2020, 06:14:11 pm
WWUD while being attacked?
Post by: King Zultan on May 18, 2020, 04:43:02 am
WWUD of the creature followed him to the tavern?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 18, 2020, 04:28:04 pm
Wwud when the booze ghost goes too near the magma forges and erupts in flame?
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 18, 2020, 04:39:27 pm
WWUD to console himself?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 22, 2020, 06:03:38 pm
WWUD after drinking radish wine?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 22, 2020, 11:39:16 pm
WWUD if the super-buff axelord captain of the guard was walking towards him?
Post by: Eschar on May 23, 2020, 12:04:11 am
WWUD when the +steel axe+ hits the third finger, left hand and the severed part goes flying off in a arc! The force twists the wrist, bruising the muscle! It is a gelding blow!
Post by: King Zultan on May 23, 2020, 04:00:22 am
WWUD if he saw a dwarf fighting an axelord, bite the axlord to death then bleed out?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 23, 2020, 06:27:43 am
WWUD if he saw a berserk dwarf screaming about world peace while throwing punches?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 23, 2020, 01:15:59 pm
Urist McBerserk cancels Reply: Too insane.
Urist McBerserk punches Urist McSane in the right eye and the right eye explodes into gore!
What would Urist McSane do now that his right eye has exploded?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 23, 2020, 04:05:25 pm
Wwud if dwarven therapy actually existed to prevent the inevitable emotional spiral into oblivion caused by even mild circumstances like smelling rotten food?
Post by: King Zultan on May 24, 2020, 05:50:29 am
WWUD if his ramblings drove the therapist insane?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 24, 2020, 11:19:31 am
Urist McTherapist throws a ☼cave spider silk sock☼ at Urist McSane.
The ☼cave spider silk sock☼ hits Urist McSane in the lower body, bruising the muscle, bruising the guts! It is a gelding blow!
What would Urist McSane do after being gelded by a sock?
Post by: recon1o6 on May 24, 2020, 02:45:33 pm
WW Urist McGelded do to handle the berserk Urist McTherapist?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 24, 2020, 02:50:57 pm
Urist McTherapist punches Urist McGelded in the nose and the injured part is crushed!
What would Urist McGelded do after crushing Urist McTherapist's nose and getting his own nose crushed in return?
Post by: King Zultan on May 25, 2020, 04:44:17 am
What Would Uris McTherapist do after having several fingers bitten of by McGelded?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 25, 2020, 05:18:21 am
WWUD with this superpower?
Post by: Bumber on May 25, 2020, 06:47:31 am
What would the HFS do if Urist McTherapist stole their jobs?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 25, 2020, 03:20:57 pm
What would Urist McTherapist do while having assassins sent after him?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 25, 2020, 05:17:30 pm
Ww Goblin McAssassin do if his mark died before he ever got to them?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 25, 2020, 07:07:17 pm
What would Goblin McAssassin do after returning to his master?
Post by: Eschar on May 25, 2020, 11:21:06 pm
WW Demon McPlotter do upon receiving this report?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on May 25, 2020, 11:45:00 pm
WW Goblin McAssassin do after hearing this message?
Post by: Bumber on May 26, 2020, 12:09:06 am
WW Goblin McAssassin do after learning he was part of the plot to kill Demon McPlotter?
Post by: King Zultan on May 26, 2020, 04:05:59 am
What Would Demon McPlotter do when he finds out that Goblin McAssassin killed himself so he wouldn't assassinate his master?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 26, 2020, 11:21:01 am
What would Demon McPlotter do now?
Post by: recon1o6 on May 26, 2020, 01:39:32 pm
What would Urist McCaptured do seeing Demon McPlotter heading towards his cell?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 26, 2020, 03:16:23 pm
WWUD after gouging Demon McPlotter's eye?
Post by: Eschar on May 26, 2020, 10:45:05 pm
WWUD after running from the cell?
Post by: King Zultan on May 27, 2020, 05:11:13 am
WWUD when he finds the goblins?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 27, 2020, 02:41:22 pm
WWUD whilst running from goblins?
Post by: recon1o6 on May 28, 2020, 11:14:53 am
WW Urist McRaider do after being found by Urist McCaptured?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 28, 2020, 11:44:01 am
What would Urist McRaider do now?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 29, 2020, 02:21:35 am
WWUD if he saw Urist McRaider leaving the throne room with more loot than he can carry?
Post by: King Zultan on May 29, 2020, 04:51:44 am
WWUD if Urist McRaider didn't take him out of the goblin fortress?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 29, 2020, 11:08:08 am
What would Urist McRaider do when he hears loud grumbling coming from a bag full of gold goblets?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 01, 2020, 03:49:39 pm
What would the Urists do if they were interrupted by the demon with
Post by: Asin on June 01, 2020, 05:12:51 pm
What would the Urists do as they rise to the Heavens?
Post by: Bumber on June 01, 2020, 07:26:07 pm
WWUD while plummeting back down towards the demon?
Post by: King Zultan on June 02, 2020, 02:01:59 am
WWUD in order to stop being punched between heaven and hell?
Post by: recon1o6 on June 02, 2020, 04:17:52 am
Urist McGhost stries the demon in the chest with his *wool sock* and the injured part is crushed!
WWUD after crushing the demon's chest?
Post by: Bumber on June 02, 2020, 04:22:36 am
What would the goblins do if they saw their leader moving around strangely and speaking in a ghostly, falsetto voice, ordering them to increase production of troll fur socks?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 02, 2020, 04:08:57 pm
What would the goblins do after making troll fur socks?
Post by: King Zultan on June 03, 2020, 04:32:15 am
What Would the goblins do after building a sock throne?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 03, 2020, 12:55:16 pm
What would the goblins' leader do after hearing of individualism in his/her/their/its subjects?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 03, 2020, 03:37:31 pm
Wwud after committing this heinous act he would never have done were he not losing as a demon?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 03, 2020, 03:48:38 pm
WWUD to better think like a demon?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 03, 2020, 03:56:19 pm
WWUD if the goblins decided that this was too evil and revolted?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 03, 2020, 05:43:47 pm
WWUD after cracking down on the goblins and reevaluating his life choices?
Post by: King Zultan on June 04, 2020, 03:50:10 am
WWUD if the goblins refused to make more socks?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 04, 2020, 11:52:07 am
WWUD after beating goblins?
Post by: Bumber on June 05, 2020, 01:26:12 am
WWUD as a floating sock puppet?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 05, 2020, 12:22:30 pm
WWUD after inadvertently terrifying the dwarves in his home settlement?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 05, 2020, 04:57:46 pm
Wwud with the sock puppet now that the ghost is gone?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 05, 2020, 05:24:56 pm
WWUD after acquiring the sock puppet?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 05, 2020, 06:47:01 pm
WWUD if the sock puppet says the equivalents of “hello” in dwarf language, then goblin language, then demon language?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 05, 2020, 07:06:50 pm
WWUD after staring at the sock puppet?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 05, 2020, 07:31:44 pm
WWUD when he finds a dwarf and a sock puppet with a face having a conversation?
Post by: King Zultan on June 06, 2020, 02:48:01 am
WWUD after beating up the dwarf to take the talking sock puppet?
Post by: Bumber on June 06, 2020, 07:44:22 am
WWUD if the sock puppet remained silent?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 06, 2020, 10:30:13 am
WWUD after clobbering a visiting monster slayer?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 07, 2020, 04:16:30 am
WWUD if his sock puppet was convicted of this theft?
Post by: King Zultan on June 07, 2020, 05:08:47 am
WWUD when his hand was smashed while the sock puppet was receiving its hammer strikes?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 07, 2020, 11:18:42 am
WWUD if the hammerer decided to hammer him for this accusation?
Post by: recon1o6 on June 07, 2020, 02:22:54 pm
WW Urist McSheriff do if he saw Urist mcHammerer beating a dwarf with a sock on his hand?
Post by: Bumber on June 07, 2020, 02:59:01 pm
WWUD if he was hammered to death and rose as ghostly dwarf with a ghostly sock puppet?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 07, 2020, 03:22:51 pm
What would Urist McHammerer do whilst being haunted by Urist McGhost?
Post by: King Zultan on June 08, 2020, 03:07:35 am
What Would Urist McExorcist do about the ghostly dwarf with the ghostly sock puppet that was haunting the Hammerer?
Post by: Bumber on June 08, 2020, 09:08:10 am
WWUD if a ghostly sock puppet was haunting his fortress, floating in place menacingly?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 08, 2020, 11:58:51 am
WWUD if the ghostly sock puppet survived the death of the fortress, ate everyone's souls and demanded more?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 08, 2020, 03:08:17 pm
WWUD after throwing a tantrum and running away at the same time?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 08, 2020, 03:23:16 pm
Urist has gone berserk!
WWUD while berserk and fighting a soul eating sock puppet?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 08, 2020, 05:14:13 pm
WWUD after failing to damage the sock puppet?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 08, 2020, 08:39:26 pm
WWUD if the puppet disappeared after sucking the soul out of the only other living dwarf for miles around?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 09, 2020, 01:00:43 am
WWUD when the caravan shows up with socks?
Post by: King Zultan on June 09, 2020, 03:24:18 am
WWUD after burning all the socks out of fear of sock puppets?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 09, 2020, 11:15:02 am
WWUD after being hammered?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 09, 2020, 01:08:28 pm
What would Urist McHammer say if the dwarf he’s hammering asks about how he didn’t get his soul eaten by a sock puppet ghost?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 09, 2020, 01:14:03 pm
What would Urist McHammered do after being asked what he's talking about?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 09, 2020, 01:26:00 pm
WWUD if he became convinced the the king was at the top of this sock puppet conspiracy?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 09, 2020, 01:36:45 pm
WWUD after spitting in the king's beard?
Post by: Bumber on June 09, 2020, 02:45:46 pm
WWUD if he noticed all the guards were wearing socks?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 09, 2020, 03:03:34 pm
What would the guards do after this pronouncement?
Post by: Bumber on June 09, 2020, 03:33:08 pm
WWUD if he realized that the socks had already stolen the souls of and taken control of the king and his guards?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 09, 2020, 04:53:54 pm
Urist has gone stark raving mad!
WWUD whilst stark raving mad?
Post by: Bumber on June 09, 2020, 06:27:17 pm
WWUD if he was stark raving mad and noticed that he'd been wearing socks the entire time?
Post by: recon1o6 on June 10, 2020, 06:19:20 am
Urist McStarkRavingMad cancels be melancolic hypocrite: Throwing a Tantrum
WWUD seeing Urist McStarkRavingMad throwing a tantrum after realising he was hypocritical?
Post by: King Zultan on June 10, 2020, 06:21:36 am
WWUD if after ignoring the crazy dwarf he as confronted by a sock puppet ghost?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 10, 2020, 12:29:49 pm
Urist runs away from the sock puppet ghost.
WWUD after being terrified of a sock puppet ghost?
Post by: Bumber on June 10, 2020, 04:51:10 pm
WWUD after unmasking the sock puppet ghost as... the elven diplomat!?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 10, 2020, 05:38:40 pm
Urist is throwing a tantrum!
Urist punches the elf diplomat in the head and the injured part explodes into gore!
WWUD after exploding the elven diplomat's head?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 10, 2020, 11:19:59 pm
What would Urist McHauler do if Urist McTantrum went spat on the pit floor that he just cleaned?
Post by: King Zultan on June 11, 2020, 06:15:35 am
What Would Urist McHauler do after punching the dwarf that spat on the floor to death?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 11, 2020, 01:34:46 pm
What would Urist McBerserkHauler do whilst searching for more things to punch?
Post by: Bumber on June 11, 2020, 02:29:53 pm
WWUD after becoming One Punch Dwarf?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 11, 2020, 05:20:19 pm
WWUD whilst one-punching things?
Post by: recon1o6 on June 11, 2020, 05:34:38 pm
WW Urist McCrushed do as he got buried in rocks?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 11, 2020, 06:17:20 pm
WWUD as they watched a dwarf punch a rock and get crushed by it?
Post by: King Zultan on June 12, 2020, 01:52:55 am
WWUD after taking socks from a dead dwarf?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 12, 2020, 02:34:06 am
WWUD if the fort's cook invented a method of cooking that isn't mincing?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 12, 2020, 11:31:51 am
WWUD after the cook did this?
Post by: Bumber on June 12, 2020, 06:42:15 pm
WWUD after consuming an FB-seasoned Xcat fat roastX?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 12, 2020, 07:24:08 pm
WWUD if he noticed two stray cats plotting world domination?
Post by: King Zultan on June 13, 2020, 04:52:10 am
WWUD if the catsplosion started leaking into the sealed fort?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 13, 2020, 10:55:10 am
Urist has entered a martial trance!
WWUD while in a martial trance?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 13, 2020, 03:25:59 pm
WWUD after being
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 13, 2020, 04:16:31 pm
What would Urist McSane do if Urist McCatMinion tries to convince them to love cats?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 13, 2020, 05:48:43 pm
Wwud when all the world is overcome by cats?
Post by: Bumber on June 13, 2020, 05:56:20 pm
WWUD if the cats labeled him an elf, and the other dwarves began shunning him?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 13, 2020, 07:13:00 pm
WWUD after labeling the cats elves?
Post by: King Zultan on June 14, 2020, 07:33:10 am
WWUD when he heard that cats had been renamed to elves?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 14, 2020, 10:06:14 am
WWUD after being ignored by a !!dwarf!!?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 14, 2020, 06:48:48 pm
WWUD if a cat started dragging him towards the butcher's workshop?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 14, 2020, 06:59:29 pm
WWUD after questioning the cat?
Post by: Archereon on June 14, 2020, 08:36:20 pm
WWUD if the fortress was invaded by an army of 40d zombie carp and 0.34.x husk giant sponges?
Post by: King Zultan on June 15, 2020, 04:06:52 am
WWUD if he decided that wasn't the end and stopped being dead and actually tried to fight everything that was invading by himself?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 15, 2020, 11:26:34 am
Unfortunately, despite his trance, Urist is overwhelmed by the undead. The result? A fortress full of dwarven skeletons for scholars to investigate many years later.
What would Urist McScholar do upon hearing of the fortress overwhelmed by the undead?
Post by: Bumber on June 15, 2020, 06:57:41 pm
What would Urist McSkeleton do when he learned of the book's negative portrayal of his fort's skeletons?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 15, 2020, 07:18:27 pm
What would Urist McSkeleton do after issuing this demand?
Post by: Bumber on June 15, 2020, 07:23:24 pm
What would Urist McScholar do while being chased by a skeleton that seems to be shouting angrily at him?
Post by: King Zultan on June 16, 2020, 01:43:30 am
What Would Urist McScholar do it the skeleton followed him up the tree?
Post by: recon1o6 on June 16, 2020, 04:21:53 am
WW Urist McScholar do after falling?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 16, 2020, 11:19:30 am
What would Urist McScholar do if he needed a drink while pondering alternate history?
Post by: knutor on June 18, 2020, 12:06:50 am
What would Urist's tooth adorn after tapping that keg?
Post by: King Zultan on June 18, 2020, 03:54:25 am
WWUD after being horrified by his own severed tooth?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 18, 2020, 11:33:01 am
WWUD in the alternate world of insanity he now inhabits?
Post by: Bumber on June 18, 2020, 12:07:55 pm
WWUD in his new unimaginative world?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 18, 2020, 01:10:03 pm
WWUD whilst bored?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 18, 2020, 06:06:45 pm
WWUD after a boring day at work back in reality
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 18, 2020, 06:50:04 pm
WWUD when the server crashes?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 18, 2020, 07:25:32 pm
WWUD after rebooting the server with booze?
Post by: knutor on June 18, 2020, 07:31:51 pm
WWUD, when Stukos arrived and performed a three-finger salute in 5min and proceed to charge the overcharge the fortress for his sucksessful business solutions?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 19, 2020, 01:15:51 am
WW the guard captain do after interrogating Stukos and finding nothing suspicious?
Post by: Bumber on June 19, 2020, 03:43:48 am
WWUD if the guard captain started going around terrorizing the fort with his silver hammer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJag19WoAe0)?
Post by: King Zultan on June 19, 2020, 06:17:45 am
WWUD if the guard captain broke down the door so he could smack Urist in the head until he was dead?
Post by: knutor on June 19, 2020, 08:58:34 am
WWUD after his next pillage to distant and scary foreign parts, you know, after hearing the lamentations, in languages he just could not understand, to his victims from within their temple?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 19, 2020, 01:40:00 pm
WWUD after yelling?
Post by: knutor on June 20, 2020, 03:06:47 pm
WWUD after visiting the library's dictionary to look up "virgin", and other naughty words in languages, from distant and scary foreign parts.
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 20, 2020, 03:25:35 pm
WWUD after being befuddled?
Post by: King Zultan on June 21, 2020, 05:28:20 am
WWUD to get booze in the distant and scary foreign parts?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 21, 2020, 10:37:45 am
WWUD after intimidating a local into brewing booze?
Post by: knutor on June 21, 2020, 11:12:56 am
WWUD after the performers ceased their performing?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 21, 2020, 03:14:24 pm
WWUD whilst uneasy?
Post by: King Zultan on June 22, 2020, 04:35:54 am
WWUD if the guy refused to brew the booze no matter how mad Urist got?
Post by: Bumber on June 22, 2020, 11:50:41 am
WWUD if someone pointed out that the fort was in an evil region that always rains blood?
Post by: knutor on June 22, 2020, 01:03:43 pm
WWUD if he was shot by a barebottom baby wielding a rain bow?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 22, 2020, 01:17:24 pm
WWUD whilst horrified?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 22, 2020, 08:57:31 pm
What would Urist McSheriff do if he received reports of a baby rampaging through the fort with a rain bow?
Post by: Archereon on June 22, 2020, 11:19:15 pm
Urist experiences horror whilst horrified. Then he reports the baby to the sheriff for assault.
What would Urist McSheriff do if he received reports of a baby rampaging through the fort with a rain bow?
Trigger a loyalty cascade after the hammerer beat the baby to death in front of his father since there's no jail, then interdimensional warp into a new universe because the player ragequit and regened the world.
What would Urist do if he ended up in a world where dwarves live in forest retreats and eat sentient corpses while elves live deep below the ground and don't give a fuck about trees? (that last part actually happened in my most recent world gen where the dominant "dwarven" civ ended up somehow being like 90% elves due to worldgen shennanigans.)
Post by: evthestrike on June 23, 2020, 02:04:19 am
WWUD when he finally faced Thrathna?
Post by: King Zultan on June 23, 2020, 04:41:18 am
WWUD if Thrathna refused and cut down a tree in front of him?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 23, 2020, 01:23:52 pm
Urist punches Thrathna in the head, bruising the fat, bruising the muscle, fracturing the skull!
Urist has gone berserk!
WWUD whilst berserk and tantruming?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 23, 2020, 10:47:31 pm
Urist has been swallowed whole!
WWUD if berserk and tantruming and inside a lizard devil's stomach?
Post by: Bumber on June 24, 2020, 01:44:11 am
WWUD while berserk, tantruming, and wanting to celebrate his victory?
Post by: King Zultan on June 24, 2020, 06:49:48 am
WWUD while still berserk and tantruming after "celebrating"?
Post by: recon1o6 on June 24, 2020, 08:17:08 am
WW Urist McRaider do after obtaining a legendary sock?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 24, 2020, 10:01:23 am
Urist dons the sock.
WWUD (Urist McRaider, that is) after donning the sock?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 24, 2020, 10:58:10 pm
WWUD if there was a contagious melting disease in the fort?
Post by: King Zultan on June 25, 2020, 04:30:38 am
WWUD if he was trying to clean all the melted dwarf off of everything while also trying to clean up his own melting body?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 25, 2020, 11:01:28 am
WWUD whilst lacking soap?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 26, 2020, 10:48:27 pm
What would Urist McPrepper do in his survival bunker?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 27, 2020, 10:30:58 am
What would Urist McPrepper do to acquire a more varied supply of food?
Post by: knutor on June 27, 2020, 12:01:24 pm
WWUD after counting on his 9 fingers, that he hasnt got enough arms to talk on a turtleshellphone, stear his oak minecart and quaff? For bonus points, what is Ratburger Queen's 3 topselling combo meals?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 27, 2020, 12:49:45 pm
WWUD whilst angry?
Post by: knutor on June 27, 2020, 02:39:13 pm
WWUD if his new spillproof 12oz guzzler leaked on the turtleshellphone, and shocked its precious bifurcating semiconductor-semimegabeast crisscrosspaired-crisscrosseyed, interdimensionally blackandbluetooth connection.
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 27, 2020, 02:43:51 pm
Urist is stricken by melancholy!
WWUD whilst melancholic?
Post by: knutor on June 27, 2020, 03:37:32 pm
WWUD and see, while riding the rail home?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 27, 2020, 04:11:45 pm
WWUD after running into a cave dragon (he thinks he did, anyway)?
Post by: Bumber on June 27, 2020, 04:47:37 pm
WWUD if his fight with a supposed cave dragon started a cave-in?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 27, 2020, 06:01:27 pm
WWUD when an elf walked by?
Post by: Bumber on June 28, 2020, 01:37:21 am
WWUD as a walking dwarven cave-in?
Post by: King Zultan on June 28, 2020, 04:08:30 am
WWUD if he saw the walking dwarven cave-in coming his way?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on June 28, 2020, 09:31:31 am
WWUD whilst attempting to socialize! with Urist McCaveIn?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 01, 2020, 12:12:49 pm
WWUD if someone attached a mechanism to Urist McSupport?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 01, 2020, 12:25:53 pm
What would Urist McSupport do whilst encased in obsidian?
Post by: King Zultan on July 02, 2020, 04:28:11 am
What Would Urist McCavein Do when he found out Urist McSupport died after being encased in obsidian?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 02, 2020, 11:45:17 am
What would Urist McCaveIn do whilst sad?
Post by: knutor on July 02, 2020, 04:55:14 pm
WWUD after getting a gang tatoo and beginning a life of crime?
Post by: Bumber on July 03, 2020, 01:19:25 pm
WWUD after getting a gangFTFYtatooengraving and beginning a life of crime?
Team up with other criminally-minded embodiments of fort disasters, including the Water and Magma twins, the Self-destruct Lever, and the dreaded Tantrum Spiral, in order to rob a vault.
WWUD if the Tantrum Spiral's bungling caused the twins to obsidianize the only exit, causing the Self-destruct Lever to get upset and activate?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 03, 2020, 05:37:09 pm
What would Urist McDestructoid do whilst on a rampage?
Post by: King Zultan on July 04, 2020, 08:40:11 am
WWUD if he happened to be near by and saw the vault collapse?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 04, 2020, 09:39:27 am
WWUD whilst taking a magma bath?
Post by: knutor on July 05, 2020, 11:12:21 am
WWUD after singing the "under the alcofluence of incohol" song for exactly four fortress visitors.
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 05, 2020, 11:54:43 am
WWUD after being bludgeoned?
Post by: knutor on July 05, 2020, 08:08:18 pm
WWUD to Elf #3, when Mags set his oak shortbow, ablaze?
Post by: King Zultan on July 06, 2020, 07:43:26 am
WWUD with his newly acquired !!oak shortbow!!?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 06, 2020, 03:56:55 pm
What would Urist McSwordsdwarf do now that the army is an !!army!!?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 06, 2020, 04:38:48 pm
WWUD whilst !!Urist!!?
Post by: Bumber on July 06, 2020, 05:10:48 pm
What would Urist McMayor do if a !!dwarf!! came to complain about the magma baths being too cold, and attempted to cry on his shoulder?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 06, 2020, 07:19:51 pm
What would !!Urist McMayor!! do after mandating this?
Post by: Bumber on July 06, 2020, 09:17:12 pm
WWUD if he noticed all the rum was gone, with the same ashes left behind as in his office?
Post by: King Zultan on July 07, 2020, 06:15:56 am
WWUD if he was sent as part of the !!militia!! sent out to turn kobolds into !!kobolds!!?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 07, 2020, 11:38:59 am
WWUD now that he's no longer on fire?
Post by: recon1o6 on July 07, 2020, 12:45:22 pm
WWUD while running from the carp
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 08, 2020, 01:09:57 am
WWUD if the carp grew legs?
Post by: King Zultan on July 08, 2020, 04:51:56 am
WWUD once he got back to the !!fortress!! with the carp with legs following him?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 08, 2020, 01:23:29 pm
Urist has gone stark raving mad!
WWUD now?
Post by: knutor on July 08, 2020, 07:58:07 pm
WWUD if the carp man stole his artifact?
Post by: Bumber on July 08, 2020, 10:42:46 pm
WWUD if there was carp man in his !!fortress!! on a killing spree using a book?
Post by: King Zultan on July 09, 2020, 05:09:40 am
WWUD do it he realized he could turn the carpman into a !!carpman!! using the !!fortress!!?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 09, 2020, 11:01:14 am
WWUD after setting the !!carp man!! alight?
Post by: knutor on July 09, 2020, 06:26:27 pm
WWUD to !!carp man!! after enjoying a Cuban cigar?
Post by: Bumber on July 09, 2020, 11:12:14 pm
WWUD if the !!book!! began whispering to him to continue the killing spree?
Post by: King Zultan on July 10, 2020, 05:18:05 am
WWUD if other !!dwarves!! got pissed that he killed the !!fortress!! animals?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 10, 2020, 10:24:08 am
What would !!Urist!! do after the assassinations?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 10, 2020, 01:45:37 pm
WW!!U!!D if it was just !!him!! and a !!book!! vs an arms of carp men?
Post by: King Zultan on July 11, 2020, 04:09:22 am
WW!!U!!D if the !!environment!! didn't kill the army of carp men?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 11, 2020, 09:38:15 am
WW!!U!!D after pulling the !!lever!!?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 11, 2020, 04:40:26 pm
WW!!U!!D if someone built the !!xfortx!!'s magma canon pumps out of wood?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 11, 2020, 07:32:46 pm
WW!!U!!D after failing to fix the !!xmagma pumpsx!!?
Post by: King Zultan on July 12, 2020, 02:44:57 am
WW!!U!!D when the carp men were closing in on him?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 12, 2020, 10:14:45 am
WW!!U!!D after punching the !!carp men!!?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 12, 2020, 03:23:14 pm
WW!!Mayor!!D?
Post by: knutor on July 13, 2020, 09:41:16 am
WW!!U!!D with a bucket and a !!corpse of carp man!!?
Post by: King Zultan on July 13, 2020, 10:23:57 am
WW!!U!!D to get some booze from the !!tavern!!?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 13, 2020, 01:09:33 pm
WW!!U!!D whilst !!drunk!!?
Post by: knutor on July 13, 2020, 04:19:59 pm
WW!!U!!D to the Beerpongers, if he belched from his earlobe?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 13, 2020, 04:22:10 pm
WW!!U!!D after making this inquiry?
Post by: knutor on July 13, 2020, 10:08:40 pm
What would the distant and scary foreign place Boss plot to do to peaceful easy going and highly flamable !!Urist!!?
Post by: King Zultan on July 14, 2020, 04:57:30 am
WW!!U!!D if he found out about the plot by the scary and foreign boss to use him to steal the !!fortress's!! !!artifacts!!?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 14, 2020, 05:15:15 am
WW!!U!!D if some of the !!artifacts!! fell in with them?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 14, 2020, 11:31:41 am
WW!!U!!D whilst feeling !!empty!!?
(yes, even !!Urist's!! emotions are on fire.)
Post by: Bumber on July 14, 2020, 03:18:47 pm
WW!!U!!D if the inhabitants of the nearby hamlet told !!him!! they didn't know where to find !!himself!! and didn't know anybody who does?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 14, 2020, 07:16:09 pm
WW!!U!!D if, after meditating, he found !!himself!! inside of his own !!inventory!!?
Post by: Bumber on July 14, 2020, 08:15:02 pm
WW!!U!!D if he got bored of gazing inward?
Post by: King Zultan on July 15, 2020, 06:45:41 am
WW!!U!!D to get booze now that the !!fortress!! had been destroyed?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on July 15, 2020, 11:43:29 am
WW!!U!!D after coming to this realization?
((also how is he still alive after being on fire this long?))
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 15, 2020, 05:59:49 pm
WW!!U!!D while inhaling booze gas?
((Clearly !!Urist!! is a pyromancer but doesn’t know it))
Post by: knutor on July 15, 2020, 06:04:29 pm
WW airborn Urist do when he reached yonder?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 15, 2020, 08:40:09 pm
What would the citizens of Yonder do if !!Urist!! came crashing down like the Hindendorf?
Post by: knutor on July 15, 2020, 10:35:49 pm
WW!!U!!D after the Yonderfolk Firefighters appeared with swirling candles on minecart(7/7 water), a spotted beak dog, and a chirping distressed crundle in a zinc cage? Would the Yonderfolk douse out the !!flames!! before Dibbler sold out of his !!sausages!! and figurines?
RIP Terry Pratchett
Post by: King Zultan on July 16, 2020, 06:30:31 am
What Would The Yonderfolk Firefighters Do if they couldn't put out the !!Urist!! and !!sausages!!?
Post by: knutor on July 16, 2020, 04:13:58 pm
What would !!Urist!! do, if while riding a !!turkey soap minecart!!, he rolled up to a Y in the track, would !!Urist!! choose the lost track of time or the lost track of space?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 16, 2020, 11:19:31 pm
WW!!U!!D while lost in space and time?
Post by: recon1o6 on July 17, 2020, 07:21:04 am
WWUD having landed in the age of myth, as the first of the dwarves?
Post by: King Zultan on July 17, 2020, 07:24:27 am
WWUD to find other dwarves in a time before time?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 18, 2020, 05:07:58 am
WWUD after making too many babies?
Post by: knutor on July 18, 2020, 07:25:25 pm
WWUD if she, the Mother and the turkey plucker who crafted the !!turkey soap minecart!!, took him infront of a live TV show audience for a DNA test? Would he be the father?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 18, 2020, 11:49:51 pm
WWUD after losing a protracted child support lawsuit?
Post by: King Zultan on July 19, 2020, 06:02:02 am
WWUD to get away from the children and not have to pay child support?
Post by: TD1 on July 19, 2020, 06:57:43 am
WWUD if he lived in Minecraft?
Post by: recon1o6 on July 22, 2020, 01:33:45 pm
WWUD seeing another dwarf walk into lava
Post by: Bumber on July 22, 2020, 06:55:56 pm
WWUD if !!dwarves!! from the !!future!! showed up and dumped a bucket of water on his fire, then left?
Post by: King Zultan on July 23, 2020, 04:24:13 am
WWUD to get back at the !!dwarves!! from the !!future!! for destroying his fire?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 23, 2020, 04:47:22 am
WWUD if he only invented smaller rocks?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 23, 2020, 05:17:42 pm
WWUD if all he ended up doing was invent music?
Post by: Bumber on July 24, 2020, 03:32:49 am
WWUD with an army of magma crabs?
Post by: King Zultan on July 24, 2020, 04:14:15 am
WWUD if the magma crabs refused to burn the forest down?
Post by: Bumber on July 24, 2020, 04:25:33 am
WWUD if the lava refused to burn the forest down?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 24, 2020, 08:34:49 pm
WWUD if the matches didn't light?
Post by: knutor on July 24, 2020, 11:15:15 pm
Would it work?
Post by: King Zultan on July 25, 2020, 04:27:16 am
WWUD if he realized he was a failure of a dwarf because he was friends with an elf and couldn't burn down a forest?
Post by: knutor on July 25, 2020, 12:23:38 pm
WWUD if without their EFFS the Fairys could no longer live in good biomes. Would these tiny gimpy little vermin now plot to reverse Urist's ever climbing cave adaptation, outdoor instead of indoor, or would the EFFSless Fairies do something more goodly?
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 30, 2020, 07:48:35 pm
WWUD now that he knows that fire can only be created via insanity?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 03, 2020, 05:21:10 pm
Wwud to create a lava temple?
Post by: King Zultan on August 04, 2020, 03:28:02 am
WWUD when he realized that lava isn't the best building material given that its is a liquid?
Post by: knutor on August 08, 2020, 06:22:27 pm
WWUD, if all the seats were taken?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 08, 2020, 08:05:43 pm
WWUD if he saw Urist heading towards the "flood fort with lava" lever?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 11, 2020, 04:22:25 pm
WWUD next?
Post by: King Zultan on August 12, 2020, 01:04:29 am
WWUD after being encased in obsidian?
Post by: Bumber on August 12, 2020, 01:08:01 am
WWUD if raised as an intelligent undead into a future world untouched by and ignorant of lava?
Post by: Jundavr on August 12, 2020, 09:35:53 pm
WWUD if caught in a cage trap?
Post by: recon1o6 on August 13, 2020, 05:01:26 am
WWUD if he saw a caged undead break out in a tantrum?
Post by: King Zultan on August 13, 2020, 07:57:57 am
WWUD if he was told to kill something so strong that could break its way out cage trap?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 13, 2020, 12:49:57 pm
Wwud If the fluffy wambler exploded in a puff of pudge when it struck the beast?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 15, 2020, 10:32:29 am
WWUBD next?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 17, 2020, 12:15:37 am
WWUD with two beards?
Post by: King Zultan on August 17, 2020, 03:22:19 am
What Would Urist Two Beards Do with all this dwarfy power?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 27, 2020, 11:24:36 pm
WWUTBD when he got there?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 03, 2020, 04:43:00 am
WWUTBD next?
Post by: recon1o6 on September 07, 2020, 04:50:54 am
WW urist mctwobeards do while searching for booze?
Post by: Thunderforge on September 07, 2020, 06:49:42 am
What would the elves do next?
Post by: King Zultan on September 07, 2020, 12:33:48 pm
WWUTBD if he saw the elves hiding from him?
Post by: Beag on November 04, 2020, 07:23:55 pm
WWUD if a goblin wanted to buy the elf heads?
Post by: Bumber on November 04, 2020, 10:01:17 pm
WWUD if a goblin-bodied elf-hydra was menacing his hillocks and complaining about tree cutting?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 04, 2020, 10:47:40 pm
Wwud if the elves grew a world-tree which could not be burned nor chopped down?
Post by: Bumber on November 04, 2020, 10:52:47 pm
What would the elves do if their world tree suddenly caved-in?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 05, 2020, 12:08:23 am
Tame a cave dragon and train it to gnaw on the roots.
What would the elves do if their world tree suddenly caved-in?
The elf collides with the ground.
The elf’s head takes the full force of the impact and the part splits in gore.
An artery in the brain has been opened.
WWUristMcExpeditionLeader do if he found out that UristMcBookKeeper has taken stock while consuming “magic” mushrooms?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 05, 2020, 12:19:58 am
WWUD if he found that the bookkeeper was correct - the fort really does have 50 pairs of talking socks?
Post by: King Zultan on November 05, 2020, 06:44:51 am
WWUD if the talking socks told him to kill all the other dwarves in the fortress?
Post by: Beag on November 05, 2020, 07:25:12 pm
WWUD if the socks asked him to construct a temple to Socko the supreme god of socks?
Post by: recon1o6 on November 06, 2020, 12:49:33 pm
WW Urist Mcsurvivor do upon seeing Urist McSockadopter shouting into an empty room?
Post by: Beag on November 29, 2020, 09:46:46 pm
What would Urist McSurvivor do if it just so happened to currently be a full moon and a monstrous sock was chasing him around the fort?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on November 30, 2020, 03:02:31 am
WW Urist McSurvivor do after dying?
Post by: King Zultan on November 30, 2020, 03:09:58 am
What Would Urist McSurvivrghost do now that he's a ghost?
Post by: Quaksna on November 30, 2020, 05:30:06 am
What would Urist McSurvivrghost do being persecuted by the heavenly sock police?
Post by: Fikilili on December 06, 2020, 10:56:37 am
What would Urist do to achieve world peace?
Post by: Urist McUristUrist on December 07, 2020, 08:17:06 am
WWUD if dead?
Post by: King Zultan on December 07, 2020, 09:00:22 am
What Would Ghost Urist do if the tavern was out of spirits?
Post by: Fikilili on December 07, 2020, 09:19:32 am
What would Urist do if he saw a flying saucer?
Post by: recon1o6 on December 07, 2020, 02:23:55 pm
WW Urist McMarksdwarf do?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 07, 2020, 08:10:26 pm
WWUD if he saw Urist trying to hammer a UFO with his crossbow?
Post by: King Zultan on December 08, 2020, 06:44:03 am
WWUD to reach the UFO?
Post by: Fikilili on December 08, 2020, 08:44:21 am
WWUD upon entering the UFO?
Post by: Bumber on December 08, 2020, 09:17:46 pm
WWUD upon realizing it was a flying milk saucer, likely controlled by the cats?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 10, 2020, 04:19:38 pm
Wwud if the fort wouldn't believe his story about the giant plate of cheese?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 10, 2020, 10:55:03 pm
WWUD when the cheese began emitting miasma?
Post by: King Zultan on December 11, 2020, 05:03:04 am
WWUD if the miasma was driving all the dwarves insane and only Urist had the power to do something about the miasma?
Post by: Quaksna on December 11, 2020, 05:26:07 am
What would Urist do if he was exiled by the fed up overseer?
Post by: recon1o6 on December 15, 2020, 05:27:56 am
WWUD upon acquisition of the adamantine axe?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 15, 2020, 09:04:23 am
WWUD upon arriving at the nearest elven retreat?
Post by: King Zultan on December 15, 2020, 09:38:15 am
WWUD after cutting all the elves down?
Post by: Quaksna on December 15, 2020, 09:58:36 am
What would Urist do after consuming his weapon?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 16, 2020, 02:45:28 am
WWUD when he found the source of the substance his weapon was made of?
Post by: recon1o6 on December 24, 2020, 08:33:46 am
WWUD if he found a christmas party instead?
Post by: King Zultan on December 25, 2020, 04:10:00 am
WWUD if the party didn't have any booze?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 25, 2020, 04:30:11 am
WWUD next in his quest for a pickaxe?
Post by: Quaksna on December 25, 2020, 04:49:15 am
What would Urist do if a jabberer has shown up?
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 31, 2020, 04:00:05 am
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 31, 2020, 04:39:22 am
...
WWUD if the previous poster forgot to post a WWUD?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 31, 2020, 04:41:17 am
WWUD if the Jabberrer ran past him screeching in terror?
Post by: rico6822 on December 31, 2020, 05:17:52 am
Act as if the dwarf did nothing about the situation (in this case, being pecked by a jabberer, which is apparently a bird?...
WWUD if the Jabberrer ran past him screeching in terror?
It was inevitable.
WWUD if he had to live in realm with maximum amount of evil clouds?
Post by: King Zultan on December 31, 2020, 06:22:39 am
WWUD as a thrall?
Post by: rico6822 on December 31, 2020, 10:13:25 am
He would die rather quickly and turn into a thrall.
WWUD as a thrall?
He would literally visit every house in the block and start doing autistic screeching, just so provoked militia would get stabbed horribly in the process but that's okay since they were probably thralls as well.
WWUD if he was turned into minecart?
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 31, 2020, 02:38:30 pm
...being pecked by a jabberer, which is apparently a bird?...
Jabberers are essentially giant featherless birds, aren't they?
Post by: Magmacube_tr on December 31, 2020, 02:41:50 pm
WWUD if he was turned into minecart?
He would not be able to move at all, and with all the thrall anger inside him melting him, he would turn into a pool of molten metal.
WWUD as an eternally angry pool of molten metal?
Post by: rico6822 on January 01, 2021, 03:40:48 am
WWUD if he was turned into minecart?
He would not be able to move at all, and with all the thrall anger inside him melting him, he would turn into a pool of molten metal.
WWUD as an eternally angry pool of molten metal?
He would mod he's world folder to make he's current form an actual living being and he can move around. He would also make gobbos alcohol dependant as a revenge. Before that he would resurrect himself with hacks.
WWUD as an angry pool of molten metal now?
Post by: King Zultan on January 01, 2021, 06:21:03 am
What Would Urist the eternally angry god and leader of all civilizations and also a pool of molten metal Do now?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 01, 2021, 09:29:49 am
Oh right, I was supposed to leave a connection point for the next person. Sorry.I didn’t know, haven’t heard the name before...being pecked by a jabberer, which is apparently a bird?...
Jabberers are essentially giant featherless birds, aren't they?
With the power of hacking he'd make himself god and leader of every civilization.command all of then to craft one very specific item
What Would Urist the eternally angry god and leader of all civilizations and also a pool of molten metal Do now?
WWUD if he was commanded by the god of all to craft cubes of ruby
Post by: Bumber on January 01, 2021, 06:12:19 pm
WWUD with a pair of ruby socks?
Post by: Quaksna on January 02, 2021, 04:33:02 pm
What would Urist do with the angry nobles?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 03, 2021, 03:23:15 am
Oh right, I was supposed to leave a connection point for the next person. Sorry.I didn’t know, haven’t heard the name before...being pecked by a jabberer, which is apparently a bird?...
Jabberers are essentially giant featherless birds, aren't they?
According to the information in this page (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Jabberer) (including the masterful engraving by the Adams brothers, as well as the raws), it does appear that jabberers are basically giant predatory flightless birds.
He would claim the socks as a personal treasure, and the nobilites of all the civilizations would be majorly pissed off.
What would Urist do with the angry nobles?
He would travel to each of their homes to carve exquisite engravings showing himself holding the ruby socks just out of reach of the nobles hands.
What would the nobles do after seeing these engravings?
Post by: King Zultan on January 03, 2021, 03:33:07 am
WWUD when a bunch of guys show up and demand he give them his ruby socks?
Post by: Bumber on January 03, 2021, 11:06:16 pm
WWUD if it didn't work because he was already home?
Post by: rico6822 on January 04, 2021, 03:53:24 pm
Tap his ruby socks together and say, "There's no place like home!" three times.
WWUD if it didn't work because he was already home?
He would go to work.
WWUD?
Post by: Quaksna on January 04, 2021, 04:46:26 pm
What would Urist do if the overseer prepared a double-split method to get rid of the aquifer?
Post by: King Zultan on January 05, 2021, 03:45:59 am
WWUD when the fortress collapses into the aquifer?
Post by: rico6822 on January 05, 2021, 01:39:48 pm
Somehow mess it up and collapse the fortress into the aquifer.
WWUD when the fortress collapses into the aquifer?
Doesn't matter because he's secretly a vampire.
WWUD after almost everyone dies in the fort and the flood is over?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 06, 2021, 01:07:33 am
WWUD when the elves come to trade and find a single vampire living in an otherwise ruined fort?
Post by: Quaksna on January 06, 2021, 01:21:25 am
What would Urist do with the angry elves?
Post by: rico6822 on January 06, 2021, 03:01:40 am
They would approve of his eating habits, but then got offended after he offers them a +stick+.
What would Urist do with the angry elves?
A dragon appears.
What now?
Post by: King Zultan on January 06, 2021, 03:04:26 am
WWUD after eating everyone in the fortress, the dragon, and the elves?
Post by: Quaksna on January 06, 2021, 03:11:48 am
What would Urist do when there was nothing more left to eat in this Armok forsaken land?
Post by: Bumber on January 06, 2021, 04:42:15 am
WWUD if this sent him outside of the universe?
Post by: rico6822 on January 06, 2021, 07:52:16 am
Eat himself.
WWUD if this sent him outside of the universe?
You are deceased.
I'm sorry. There is no WWUD on the death screen.
IT IS TIME TO START A NEW WORLD! XD
What would be a new world created by Urist with advanced world designer?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 06, 2021, 12:33:25 pm
WWUD if he and 6 others were sent to start a fort next to a volcano in an evil area?
Post by: rico6822 on January 06, 2021, 01:02:40 pm
Thousands are born and die, nations rise and fall, then the world gets deleted because it does not have a volcano in an evil area.
WWUD if he and 6 others were sent to start a fort next to a volcano in an evil area?
It appears said volcano formed the way fire imps and magma crabs are leaving it.
WWUD than?
Post by: King Zultan on January 07, 2021, 01:30:42 am
WWUD when he found out that they forgot to bring an anvil and booze?
Post by: rico6822 on January 07, 2021, 03:04:35 am
Quickly dig out a small hole in the ground and drag all the crap they brought with them.
WWUD when he found out that they forgot to bring an anvil and booze?
They dig deeper to find a cavern for booze ingredients and maybe hoping for somebody going into strange mood and making anvil out of something.
What happens next?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 12, 2021, 12:38:20 am
WWUD with a kitten bone earring?
Post by: 0leg on January 12, 2021, 01:51:04 am
While searching for the caverns, someone has a blacksmithing mood with intent to make an anvil. However, as there is no metalsmith’s forge, they claim a craftdwarf’s shop and make a kitten bone earring instead.
WWUD with a kitten bone earring?
Get it stolen by a kea and throw a tantrum!
WWUD if he was to interrogate a certain visitor in the tavern?
Post by: King Zultan on January 12, 2021, 04:04:00 am
WWUD if he realized the visitor hadn't stolen the kitten bone earring?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 12, 2021, 09:31:21 pm
WWUD if the earring was found on the pedestal where it was ordered to be placed?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 12, 2021, 09:48:06 pm
WWUD if they found out someone had traded their artifact kitten bone earring for a masterwork steel anvil?
Post by: Fikilili on January 16, 2021, 06:34:53 am
WWUD if he finds a Behelit?
Post by: King Zultan on January 16, 2021, 07:22:15 am
WWUD if the Behelit appeared in his room?
Post by: Fikilili on January 17, 2021, 04:34:25 am
WWUD if the Eclipse started in his fortress and the God Hand appeared?
Post by: rico6822 on January 17, 2021, 08:30:04 am
Inspect the object and accidentally activate it.
WWUD if the Eclipse started in his fortress and the God Hand appeared?
He felt Bliss upon seeing Armok's Hand. He felt Uneasy upon suffering from eclipse.
Post by: Fikilili on January 17, 2021, 02:44:23 pm
WWU wish for during the Eclipse?
Post by: King Zultan on January 18, 2021, 02:03:10 am
WWUD if his wish for alcohol didn't come true?
Post by: rico6822 on January 18, 2021, 06:58:05 am
Maybe I start it all over.
WWUD upon losing ability to walk?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 29, 2021, 02:10:29 am
He'd wish for alcohol as it is the desire of all dwarves.
WWUD if his wish for alcohol didn't come true?
Tantrum and cave in the head of the person next to him.
WWUD after caving in the head of the person next to him?
Post by: Demandro on February 05, 2021, 09:48:00 am
Tantrum and cave in the head of the person next to him.
WWUD after caving in the head of the person next to him?
Ignore it, as if nothing happened, things like this happen every
WWUD if he was given a task to build a wall to wall-off incoming magma?
Post by: MC on February 05, 2021, 10:37:10 am
If it's no big deal and could wait, rush to do it instnatly, have his clothes catch fire, and burn to death.
WWUD if he was about to bite into a masterwork turnip roast made by a chef currently one slight away from going insane?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 05, 2021, 04:39:35 pm
WWUD if the chef started dragging him towards the kitchen?
Post by: King Zultan on February 06, 2021, 05:35:40 am
What Would Chef Urist make after he had drug Urist into the kitchen to make his artifact?
Post by: recon1o6 on February 08, 2021, 08:52:57 am
WWUD upon completing his artifact roast?
Post by: rico6822 on February 08, 2021, 11:08:36 am
This is a Dwarf meat roast. It menaces with spikes of dwarf bone. It is encircled with bands of dwarf skin. On the roast is engraved an image of Urist smeared out into a spiral in *dwarven syrup*
WWUD upon completing his artifact roast?
Raid a night troll lair?
Post by: Olith McHuman on February 08, 2021, 02:27:33 pm
WWUD now?
Post by: rico6822 on February 08, 2021, 02:51:49 pm
Urist wields the dwarf meat roast and charges into the lair! Supprisingly, the night creature mistakes this as a tribute, eats it, then goes to sleep.
WWUD now?
Night trolls never sleep. They have no need.
Post by: Quaksna on February 09, 2021, 04:02:15 am
Urist wields the dwarf meat roast and charges into the lair! Supprisingly, the night creature mistakes this as a tribute, eats it, then goes to sleep.
WWUD now?
Night trolls never sleep. They have no need.
What if Urist tried to fix the hardcoded night troll to wake him up and made everyone speak in [UTTERANCES]?
Post by: King Zultan on February 09, 2021, 05:01:47 am
WWUD do to allow himself to speak again?
Post by: rico6822 on February 09, 2021, 05:04:57 am
Now what?
Post by: Beag on March 04, 2021, 05:37:18 pm
WWUD upon waking up from his elephantine rampage?
Post by: Thisfox on March 05, 2021, 01:47:12 am
WWUD if he found out that all the goblets in the fortress are covered with dorf and wereelephant blood?
Post by: King Zultan on March 05, 2021, 03:34:22 am
WWUD if suddenly the fortress was invaded by penguins?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on March 05, 2021, 05:27:32 pm
WWUD if the king mandated the creation of penguin tooth crafts?
Post by: Thisfox on March 06, 2021, 04:10:17 am
WWUD with all the butchered penguin tallow?
Post by: Bumber on March 06, 2021, 02:10:36 pm
What would the elves do upon realizing the soap was made from tree ashes? (And also the insinuation that they're dirty?)
Post by: King Zultan on March 07, 2021, 03:27:20 am
WWUD when the angry elves show up to fight?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 07, 2021, 06:37:23 am
WWUD if the elves got angry enough to make metal gear?
Post by: Bumber on March 08, 2021, 04:04:05 pm
WWUD if he got carried away and destroyed all the metal gear in the world?
Post by: Thisfox on March 10, 2021, 11:33:38 pm
WWUD if he could have more than one strange mood in his lifetime?
Post by: King Zultan on March 11, 2021, 04:39:58 am
WWUD if someone stole all the artifact earrings he made?
Post by: recon1o6 on March 15, 2021, 05:21:18 am
WWUD upon finding he was to be trapped in a cage not a chain?
Post by: Olith McHuman on March 15, 2021, 06:29:44 am
WWUD if his cage was somehow brought to the trade depot?
Post by: Beag on April 13, 2021, 05:36:51 pm
WWUD working at the tavern on the night of a full moon and suddenly remembering he's a wereelephant?
Post by: King Zultan on April 14, 2021, 04:46:01 am
WWUD as a wereelephant tavern keeper when he ran out of booze to drink?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 22, 2021, 12:52:19 pm
WWUD if there was no well?
Post by: EuchreJack on April 22, 2021, 03:53:04 pm
WWUD if he was a wereelephant tavern keeper who ran out of booze, had no well, and couldn't find anyone to kill?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 08, 2021, 03:35:48 am
WWUD if a wereelephant wearing a shredded tavern keeper outfit teleported next to him?
Post by: King Zultan on May 08, 2021, 04:02:05 am
WWUD if the wereelephant some how resisted the massive power that is a throw fluffy wambler?
Post by: Sky-Streamer on May 08, 2021, 01:28:46 pm
WWUD if he was suddenly teleported several hundred Z-Levels above the king?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 10, 2021, 09:59:22 pm
What would Urist McKing do if a dwarf got skewered on his crown while he was giving a speech about how slade beds are awesome and the fort should make, like, 5 of them?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 11, 2021, 01:16:06 am
WWUD if the king went stark raving mad from the stresses placed upon him?
Post by: King Zultan on May 11, 2021, 03:00:42 am
WWUD after killing the king?
Post by: brewer bob on May 11, 2021, 08:15:01 am
WWUD if s/he became the new monarch?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 14, 2021, 11:18:56 pm
WWUD if he noticed a new lever in his throne room for a magma-based heating system?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 17, 2021, 03:20:41 pm
WWUD if doing so caused the room to start flooding with magma?
Post by: King Zultan on May 18, 2021, 01:25:15 am
WWUD if his door was locked and there was no where to go to escape from the magma?
Post by: Mobbstar on May 18, 2021, 04:59:25 am
WWUD if the ☼crown☼ he made suddenly melted without witnesses?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 24, 2021, 08:32:04 pm
WWUD if the king smashed his throne room door, flooding the fort with magma?
Post by: hedgerow on June 06, 2021, 01:31:46 pm
Every dwarf can detect items telepathically, that's how the bookkeepers work. Urist throws a fancy ☼tantrum☼.
WWUD if the king smashed his throne room door, flooding the fort with magma?
Wall him off in the corner to starve.
WWUD if he was soloing against minotaurs and hedgehog men?
Post by: King Zultan on June 07, 2021, 02:41:12 am
WWUD after that?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 08, 2021, 03:00:46 pm
Would Urist accept?
Post by: rico6822 on June 22, 2021, 03:35:00 pm
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 24, 2021, 10:22:14 am
Post by: Thisfox on June 24, 2021, 05:36:04 pm
WWUD if the fluffy wambler man followed him into the pub?
Post by: King Zultan on June 25, 2021, 02:10:40 am
WWUD if the fluffy wambler man threw himself at Urist?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 25, 2021, 11:50:45 pm
WWUD (Where Would Urist Dodge)?
Post by: rico6822 on June 26, 2021, 12:52:06 am
He would dodge.
WWUD (Where Would Urist Dodge)?
Stagnant water. ew
Post by: Mobbstar on June 26, 2021, 01:23:16 am
Stagnant water. ew
Urist would smite rico for forgetting to add a WWUD? for the next person.
WWUD now that he's soggy wet and attacked two tavern guests?
Post by: King Zultan on June 26, 2021, 01:42:04 am
WWUD if the people that he was fighting still wanted to fight him?
Post by: rico6822 on June 26, 2021, 01:44:03 am
Stagnant water. ew
Urist would smite rico for forgetting to add a WWUD? for the next person.
WWUD now that he's soggy wet and attacked two tavern guests?
However my legendary wrestling combined with superior strength interrupted attack.
WWUD now that he is already fighting other people?
Post by: Olith McHuman on June 26, 2021, 03:17:45 am
WWUD if the fluffy wambler man smashed his beer mug?
Post by: brewer bob on June 26, 2021, 07:49:34 am
WWUD if he saw the mug-breaking fluffy wambler man later in life?
Post by: Thisfox on June 26, 2021, 06:23:41 pm
WWUD if the brawl caused a faction glitch?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 26, 2021, 07:43:33 pm
WWUD if, in scratching his head, he bruised his brain and opened an artery?
Post by: rico6822 on June 27, 2021, 12:49:26 am
He would scratch his head and wonder if a “faction glitch” was in any way related to a loyalty cascade.
WWUD if, in scratching his head, he bruised his brain and opened an artery?
A necromancers rises him from dead as intelligent undead who can turn fucking invisible (you can actually have in vanilla game such undead and this power does not work on [EXTRAVISION] characters).
WWUD?
Post by: King Zultan on June 27, 2021, 12:53:55 am
WWUD after drinking all the booze?
Post by: Mobbstar on June 27, 2021, 08:29:21 am
WWUD now that all the booze is within his dysfunctional zombie guts?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on June 28, 2021, 01:04:41 am
WWUD if he realized that the beer mugs were only one tenth the size they were supposed to be, it just as dense?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 03, 2021, 07:31:11 pm
Wwud if the booze poisoned everyone, turning them into cursed undead monsters
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 04, 2021, 12:36:22 am
WWUD as an awesome undead husk in a tavern full of awesome undead husks?
Post by: rico6822 on July 04, 2021, 01:30:40 am
Curse? What curse?
WWUD as an awesome undead husk in a tavern full of awesome undead husks?
Go into a sinister biome with other husks to establish a new colony.
WWUD upon encountering other undead wildlife?
Post by: King Zultan on July 04, 2021, 02:59:49 am
WWUD if three dragons showed up to his fortress filled with undead husk citizens?
Post by: rico6822 on July 04, 2021, 06:17:49 am
Go punch them to death, so they can be turned into roasts to visitors in the tavern.
WWUD if three dragons showed up to his fortress filled with undead husk citizens?
For some reason those are cave dragons. Now what?
Post by: Mobbstar on July 19, 2021, 05:27:21 am
For some reason those are cave dragons. Now what?
Urist admires three masterfully engineered cage traps. Each cage is made of exactly 18kg of fungiwood and has an internal capacity of 0.06 mł (approximately Urist's own size).
He would have a good feeling about this, were he not undead and thus unable to feel anything to begin with.
WWUD with the young fortress' freshly caught animals?
Post by: rico6822 on July 19, 2021, 01:36:14 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on July 19, 2021, 02:10:00 pm
Urist [OPPOSES_LIFE], so he feeds them some of that husk booze to make undead husk cave dragons.
WWUD if some necromancers showed up and tried to order him around?
Post by: rico6822 on July 19, 2021, 04:58:16 pm
(it only took ten years and ~700 pages :P)
Urist [OPPOSES_LIFE], so he feeds them some of that husk booze to make undead husk cave dragons.
WWUD if some necromancers showed up and tried to order him around?
He does not belong to them.
Post by: King Zultan on July 20, 2021, 03:07:43 am
WWUD if the necromancers followed him to the tavern and continued to try to get him to do stuff?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on July 20, 2021, 03:15:33 am
WWUD if he was the “poisoner”?
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 08, 2021, 02:26:29 am
WWUD if a paladin showed up and started yelling about how they were all unclean?
Post by: Magmacube_tr on August 22, 2021, 02:10:47 pm
WWUD if one of the dorfs passing by starts complaining about the smell of burning flesh?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 22, 2021, 04:23:00 pm
WWUD if !!MOAR MAGMA!! didn’t work?
Post by: King Zultan on August 23, 2021, 01:18:28 am
WWUD if !!ALL THE MAGMA!! didn't solve the problem?
Post by: Mobbstar on August 23, 2021, 03:53:36 am
WWUD if whacking at the magma with a plunger didn't help? (Which it totally would, but hypothetically speaking...)
Post by: Olith McHuman on August 23, 2021, 02:58:32 pm
WWUD now that half the planet is gone?
Post by: klefenz on August 23, 2021, 05:52:12 pm
WWUD if he was trapped inside an asteroid with no booze?
Post by: King Zultan on August 24, 2021, 01:34:17 am
WWUD if booze made from rocks wasn't very good?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 24, 2021, 01:45:29 am
He'd figure out a way to brew rocks!Season it with cactus juice
WWUD if booze made from rocks wasn't very good?
WWUD if he was poisoned by said cactus juice and being chased by a giant scorpion?
Post by: Mobbstar on August 24, 2021, 03:00:26 am
WWUD while a giant scorpion and himself are under the influence of cactus poison?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on August 24, 2021, 03:59:37 pm
WWUD after dying?
Post by: ldog on August 24, 2021, 05:30:22 pm
What would Urist do after haunting the fortress?
Post by: King Zultan on August 25, 2021, 03:59:33 am
What Would Ghost Urist Do after being cursed to turn into a donkey every full moon?
Post by: Magmacube_tr on August 27, 2021, 05:51:02 am
WWDU after making the fortress crumble to its ruin?
Post by: brewer bob on August 27, 2021, 03:54:04 pm
WWUD if a new fortress was founded on an inaccessible island with evil tundra as its only biome?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 04, 2021, 05:26:10 am
WWUD if the fort lacked a volcano?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 04, 2021, 08:54:55 am
WWUD after making a volcano?
Post by: brewer bob on September 04, 2021, 04:44:59 pm
WWUD after getting a drink?
Post by: fatcat__25 on September 04, 2021, 05:50:46 pm
WWUD while he is disgusted by the stench?
Post by: King Zultan on September 05, 2021, 03:00:23 am
WWUD if his actions accidentally filled the fort with magma?
Post by: Ozarck on September 05, 2021, 04:40:39 am
(it only took ten years and ~700 pages :P)((it was dull and repetitive nine years ago. I bet you could find fifty repetitions of each action on this page by now))
Post by: Eric Blank on September 06, 2021, 05:22:16 am
Wwud about wild animals roaming the halls?
Post by: Grand Sage on September 08, 2021, 04:18:37 am
Wwud if one of those dwarves was his close friend?
Post by: recon1o6 on September 08, 2021, 09:48:49 am
WWUD upon gaining a level in animal training?
Post by: brewer bob on September 08, 2021, 10:21:54 am
WWUD if the animal he trained reverts into a wild state?
Post by: King Zultan on September 09, 2021, 02:07:47 am
WWUD if the animal in question started attacking random people?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 21, 2021, 09:57:44 pm
WWUD if there were no drinks?
Post by: brewer bob on September 22, 2021, 07:05:10 am
WWUD if there is no water?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 22, 2021, 04:43:29 pm
Wwud once he'd drunk the nobility to death?
Post by: King Zultan on September 23, 2021, 03:30:38 am
What Would Urist McSheriff Do if the person he suspected was a vampire said the duck did the crime?
Post by: Grand Sage on September 23, 2021, 04:16:04 am
Wwud if the duck turned out to be a were-duck?
Post by: brewer bob on September 23, 2021, 10:41:49 am
WWUD if the wereduck would start to recite poetry?
Post by: Laterigrade on September 24, 2021, 06:27:17 pm
WWUD if the wereduck became enraged by his comments?
Post by: Bumber on September 24, 2021, 10:59:11 pm
Dodók Duck is throwing a tantrum!
WWUD if he got in a fistfight with a wereduck?
Post by: King Zultan on September 25, 2021, 04:33:41 am
WWUD after biting off the wereducks bill while fighting it?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 25, 2021, 10:20:21 pm
WWUD next?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 25, 2021, 11:19:48 pm
WWUD now that he has punched and bit his king, and insulted his poetry too?
Post by: heydude6 on November 07, 2021, 10:33:21 pm
WWUD if the dwarves decided to instate a democracy while he was still ruling.
Post by: King Zultan on November 08, 2021, 03:09:26 am
WWUD when he discovered that no one likes him and they kick him out of the fort?
Post by: brewer bob on November 08, 2021, 03:44:57 am
WWUD with his new mug once he got away from the fort map?
Post by: recon1o6 on November 08, 2021, 10:20:36 am
WWUD if he discovered an artifact mug in this new fort?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 12, 2021, 11:22:33 pm
WWUD if the fortress guard started chasing him while he was doing this?
Post by: brewer bob on November 13, 2021, 03:01:15 am
WWUD if the fortress guard ignored his words?
Post by: Quaksna on November 13, 2021, 03:25:58 am
WWUD if the fortress was, in fact, a night creature?
Post by: King Zultan on November 13, 2021, 03:49:06 am
WWUD when he realized that his little dwarf legs couldn't move him fast enough to out run the fortress that was a night creature?
Post by: Mobbstar on November 13, 2021, 06:29:03 am
The Fortress itself, being a night creature, would shapeshift into a sperm whale and swallow Urist whole.
WWFD after devouring a dwarf?
Post by: Olith McHuman on November 21, 2021, 08:10:27 am
WWFD now that its left flipper has caved in and magma is spewing out of its mouth?
Post by: Quaksna on November 21, 2021, 10:37:22 am
WWFD if that pesky Urist managed to get elected mayor?
Post by: King Zultan on November 22, 2021, 03:43:10 am
WWFD if Mayor Urist became friends with the goblins?
Post by: brewer bob on November 22, 2021, 03:51:59 am
WWFD if none of the squads returned?
Post by: Magmacube_tr on November 28, 2021, 03:59:15 pm
~Meanwhile~
Urist runs from a squad hoping to also trick them into falling into a troll pit nearby like it did to others. This squads however, are actually competent and are closing in.
WWUD when the target pit finnaly gets in his sight?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 05, 2021, 12:27:05 am
WWUD now that the goblins are looking down and laughing while the trolls tell him to get gud n00b?
Post by: King Zultan on December 05, 2021, 03:59:06 am
What Would Insane Urist Do while trying to fight trolls and goblins?
Post by: brewer bob on December 05, 2021, 03:03:47 pm
WWIUD if he saw one of his spinning pig tail sock strike a goblin in the head, splitting it into gore?
Post by: IndigoFenix on December 13, 2021, 05:56:36 am
WWUD if dwarves were hiveable vermin?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 17, 2021, 10:47:21 pm
WWUD now that tiny angry dwarfs are flying around the fort?
Post by: King Zultan on December 18, 2021, 03:16:13 am
WWUD if the tiny flying dwarves he hates kept stealing his alcohol?
Post by: recon1o6 on December 18, 2021, 08:28:15 am
WWUD if this failed?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 18, 2021, 11:20:49 pm
We tiny angry urist do now that they've killed the giant?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 20, 2021, 06:27:49 pm
What would the hive of tiny Urist mosquitos do now that they are all vampires and/or were-creatures?
Post by: King Zultan on December 21, 2021, 03:47:53 am
What would the hive of tiny urist mosquitos do once they've drained every living creature on the planet?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 24, 2021, 02:30:08 pm
Wwud if the ancient tales of evil dorf mosquitoes in the underworld turned out to be true, and he accidentally released them back upon the mortal plane?
Post by: rico6822 on December 29, 2021, 08:40:52 am
Devour the demons of the underworld. An infinite supply of demons implies an infinite food source.
Wwud if the ancient tales of evil dorf mosquitoes in the underworld turned out to be true, and he accidentally released them back upon the mortal plane?
All procedural demons have a limited population number per square on the world map. Eventually hell gets empty.
Post by: Mobbstar on December 29, 2021, 12:37:28 pm
Devour the demons of the underworld. An infinite supply of demons implies an infinite food source.
Wwud if the ancient tales of evil dorf mosquitoes in the underworld turned out to be true, and he accidentally released them back upon the mortal plane?
All procedural demons have a limited population number per square on the world map. Eventually hell gets empty.
If that is true, please update the wiki accordingly and describe your method of determining this. Currently, it states the opposite (https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Underworld#Details) on grounds of the "Sites & Populations" legends export, which gives exact numbers for globally exant species, but lists (non-unique) demons (and some vermin) as "unnumbered".
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 29, 2021, 06:21:31 pm
Post by: King Zultan on December 30, 2021, 02:59:34 am
WWUD to get revenge on the people that disrupted the WWUD game?
Post by: rico6822 on December 30, 2021, 10:29:07 am
Post by: Mobbstar on December 30, 2021, 12:05:27 pm
Regular demons have [POPULATION_NUMBER] token.
Urist would tap on the wiki article (https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Demon#Overview) that states "The size of their population, specified as 5-10 in the raws, appears to be irrelevant, as the game makes all inhabitants of the Underworld spawn in limitless numbers." and also points out that 10 is a rather low cap that would've definitely been noticed in counterinvasions such as Archcrystal (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=156319). (Admittedly I've only skimread that one.)
WWUD when he remembers that he is currently enraged?
Post by: Olith McHuman on December 30, 2021, 02:16:45 pm
WWUD if a cyborg tried to tell him what to do?
Post by: King Zultan on December 31, 2021, 04:37:46 am
WWUD if he was supposed to melt down a cyborg?
Post by: Acomposer on January 26, 2022, 07:09:34 pm
WWUD if given a shot of expresso?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on January 26, 2022, 09:10:06 pm
What would Urist McManager do if they noticed that everyone in the fort was working really, really, slow?
Post by: Olith McHuman on January 27, 2022, 12:10:29 am
WWUD now that he is being chased by his biased-against-life former underlings?
Post by: King Zultan on January 27, 2022, 03:46:52 am
WWUD when he realizes this was a bad idea and now he's trapped with no way out?
Post by: recon1o6 on January 30, 2022, 08:13:23 pm
WWUD if he was unable to get through the door to Urist Mcdrinkspiker?
Post by: Acomposer on February 09, 2022, 04:30:10 am
WWUD do once he claims a workshop?
Post by: Eric Blank on February 09, 2022, 05:43:21 pm
Wwud if buried in a mudslide?
Post by: King Zultan on February 10, 2022, 02:21:44 am
WWUD to get out of this small hollow under all the mud?
Post by: Thunderforge on April 07, 2022, 01:38:45 pm
WWUD if no-one dug him out?
Post by: klefenz on April 09, 2022, 08:17:39 am
WWUD if he accidentally invented electricity?
Post by: brewer bob on April 10, 2022, 05:59:56 am
WWUD if he noticed the charred remains of his fellow dwarf?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 10, 2022, 06:48:56 am
WWUD now that he doesn't need to run axles everywhere to power his death traps?
Post by: King Zultan on April 11, 2022, 01:53:55 am
WWUD if the fort was suddenly filled with death traps and no where was safe from them?
Post by: Bumber on April 14, 2022, 01:44:05 am
WWUD if he ended up in Dwarf Game?
Post by: Olith McHuman on April 14, 2022, 03:01:51 am
Fail and be eliminated!
...are you going to sleep on the floor?
The reward is now 45.600000002 billion socks.
What would Urist #2 do in Dwarf Game?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 14, 2022, 12:19:10 am
What would Urist #3 do?
Post by: King Zultan on May 14, 2022, 02:27:02 am
What Would Urist #4 Do?
Post by: recon1o6 on May 16, 2022, 04:46:10 am
WWUD now he's outside the fort?
Post by: brewer bob on May 16, 2022, 03:57:12 pm
WWUD when he can't get back inside?
Post by: fatcat__25 on May 16, 2022, 07:19:14 pm
WWUD now that he has an enraged Honey Badger firmly latched onto his lower right arm?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 16, 2022, 08:38:05 pm
Whom would Urist punch?
Post by: King Zultan on May 17, 2022, 12:59:01 am
WWUD after punching the legendary soldier in the face?
Post by: Vsor on May 17, 2022, 08:51:47 am
WWUD against such a foe
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 17, 2022, 03:56:32 pm
WWUD next?
Post by: brewer bob on May 17, 2022, 05:04:18 pm
WWUD when he notices that the clowns are hostile?
Post by: fatcat__25 on May 17, 2022, 07:57:23 pm
WWUD in a three-way fight between a Honey Badger, himself, and a hoard of Clowns?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 17, 2022, 08:36:05 pm
WWUD if super hell is full of angry honey badgers?
Post by: King Zultan on May 18, 2022, 02:15:13 am
WWUD if the angry honey badgers of super hell see him?
Post by: brewer bob on May 18, 2022, 04:21:11 pm
WWUD when the angry badgers of super hell tore his hand off and the severed part sailed off in an arc?
Post by: recon1o6 on May 19, 2022, 06:16:32 am
WWUD upon his victory?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 19, 2022, 04:41:21 pm
Wwud if he encountered a grizzly bear going for the same barrel of booze as him?
Post by: brewer bob on May 19, 2022, 06:53:54 pm
Then he'd run away yelling: "Help! Save me!"
WWUD when he notices the grizzly isn't following him, but is also running away in panic?
Post by: King Zultan on May 20, 2022, 12:25:52 am
WWUD if he decided he needed to brave to get the alcohol he desired?
Post by: Mobbstar on May 21, 2022, 04:15:15 am
WWUD upon his victory?
Post by: Olith McHuman on May 21, 2022, 03:34:22 pm
WWUD if there were no mugs?
Post by: Acomposer on September 10, 2022, 07:53:12 pm
WWUD if he had access to a therapist?
Post by: brewer bob on September 10, 2022, 09:20:34 pm
WWUD when the therapist freaks out upon waking and seeing someone next to his bed?
Post by: King Zultan on September 11, 2022, 03:41:54 am
What Would Uris McTherapist Do about the weird crying guy?
Post by: rico6822 on September 11, 2022, 10:56:50 am
Urist does not react to the therapist and continues to cry while staring at him.
What Would Uris McTherapist Do about the weird crying guy?
Well shit. The entire WWUD thing won't ever stop.
McTherapist calls for flesh worker. It's super effective! URIST fainted.
Post by: Sky-Streamer on September 12, 2022, 10:30:28 pm
WWUD if he encountered a random chunk of slade out in the forest?
Post by: brewer bob on September 13, 2022, 06:01:10 am
WWUD if a civilian alert is raised while he is hauling the slade?
Post by: heydude6 on September 13, 2022, 09:41:58 am
WWUD if he became a citizen of an evlen settlement.
Post by: rico6822 on September 13, 2022, 01:03:50 pm
Post by: brewer bob on September 13, 2022, 03:15:02 pm
WWUD with this new information?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 13, 2022, 03:49:49 pm
WWUD at the tavern?
Post by: heydude6 on September 13, 2022, 07:45:19 pm
WWUD if he had to bring the entire Dwarf fortress wiki up-to-date?
Post by: King Zultan on September 14, 2022, 03:45:47 am
WWUD if they still wanted him to update the wiki even though he's insane?
Post by: brewer bob on September 14, 2022, 06:28:07 am
WWUD if the atom smasher lever was destroyed by a tantruming dwarf before he can pull it?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 14, 2022, 11:00:28 am
WWUD with the artifact dwarf bone block studded with spikes of wiki?
Post by: Sky-Streamer on September 17, 2022, 07:27:01 pm
WWUD if he gets thrown into jail for his crimes?
Post by: King Zultan on September 18, 2022, 02:33:50 am
WWUD when he finally realizes that his jailers have forgotten about him?
Post by: Bumber on September 18, 2022, 03:17:33 am
WWUD if he was an FB that just broke out of jail?
Post by: brewer bob on September 18, 2022, 06:20:29 am
"The forgotten beast Urist McForgottenBeast has come! A short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry. It has a very long beard and it squirms and fidgets. Beware its deadly socks!"
WWUD while rampaging and seeing a ☼native gold statue☼?
Post by: Bumber on September 19, 2022, 09:47:17 am
WWUMFBD upon destroying his own masterwork?
Post by: muldrake on September 19, 2022, 10:03:06 am
Destroy it before realizing he created it.Report it as a crime as the victim.
WWUMFBD upon destroying his own masterwork?
WWU when he realized he was the hammerer?
Post by: King Zultan on September 20, 2022, 04:01:59 am
WWUD if no doctor came to take care of his wounds?
Post by: brewer bob on September 20, 2022, 06:34:29 am
WWUD if nobody brings him water?
Post by: rico6822 on September 20, 2022, 07:28:41 pm
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 20, 2022, 09:48:49 pm
Oh wait, he was the only engraver and the only mason.
What would Urist McGhost do in this fort full of no-skill peasants?
Post by: King Zultan on September 21, 2022, 03:44:45 am
What Would Urist McGhost Do after killing several of the peasants?
Post by: brewer bob on September 21, 2022, 06:32:23 am
WWUMGD if someone engraved a slab for him?
Post by: fatcat__25 on September 21, 2022, 05:41:44 pm
WWUD now that he has been resurrected by the power of dwarven !!SCIENCE!!
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 21, 2022, 09:24:38 pm
What would Urist McGhost do, while dead again?
Post by: King Zultan on September 22, 2022, 02:53:11 am
What Would Urist McGhost Do when he finally gets board of doing all that?
Post by: brewer bob on September 22, 2022, 06:49:11 am
What Would Urist McGhost Do if he was elected as the next mayor?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 22, 2022, 02:24:32 pm
WWUMGMD if his mandate was ignored?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 22, 2022, 03:48:58 pm
Wwumgmd if the weaponsmith came back as a ghost to haunt him?
Post by: muldrake on September 22, 2022, 07:32:53 pm
Scare a legendary weaponsmith to death.He'd shoot a ghost in Reno, just to see if a ghost could die.
Wwumgmd if the weaponsmith came back as a ghost to haunt him?
WWUD if he ended up in Folsom Prison for killing a ghost?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 22, 2022, 09:46:09 pm
What would Urist McCaptain-Of-The-Guard do when Urist McGhost-Mayor said this?
Post by: King Zultan on September 23, 2022, 02:58:41 am
What would Urist McGhost-Mayor do if he was arrested and put in jail?
Post by: brewer bob on September 23, 2022, 06:42:05 am
WWUMGMD when he notices a ≡gold chain≡ in his jail cell?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 23, 2022, 11:09:42 pm
WWUDMGMD After getting out of jail?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 24, 2022, 06:24:32 am
WWUDMGMD if someone came to him complaining about ghosts in the fortress?
Post by: brewer bob on September 24, 2022, 06:33:07 am
WWUDMGMD if he doesn't figure out an answer to this bothersome question?
Post by: Bumber on September 25, 2022, 01:29:05 am
WWUD if somebody made a "D's nuts" joke?
Post by: King Zultan on September 25, 2022, 03:35:52 am
WWUD if people kept wasting the fort's D supply on stupid stuff?
Post by: Olith McHuman on September 27, 2022, 01:10:13 pm
WWUD now that the fort is full of bees?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 27, 2022, 09:35:39 pm
WWUD if he couldn’t get the gate closed in time and a forgotten beast made it’s way into the fort?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 28, 2022, 12:28:18 am
WWUD when the swarm escapes the fort and is unleashed on the world at large?
Post by: King Zultan on September 28, 2022, 03:29:41 am
WWUD to try and escape the swarm of death bees?
Post by: brewer bob on September 28, 2022, 06:40:36 am
WWUD now that he's stuck hanging on the cliff and unable to climb down on his own?
Post by: heydude6 on September 28, 2022, 10:17:43 am
WWUD if he broke his arms due to too many repeated falls and couldn’t climb anymore?
Post by: Bumber on September 28, 2022, 12:18:56 pm
WWUD if attacked by a swarm of forgotten bees?
Post by: heydude6 on September 28, 2022, 03:05:47 pm
WWUD if he fought off a swarm of forgotten bees in a reanimating biome.
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on September 28, 2022, 08:21:21 pm
WWUD if the animators forgot to animate the forgotten bees?
Post by: brewer bob on September 28, 2022, 08:30:01 pm
WWUD if he forgot where he put his favorite x☼giant cave spider silk sock☼x?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 29, 2022, 12:25:24 am
WWUD when hes got his new sock?
Post by: King Zultan on September 29, 2022, 01:40:55 am
WWUD if there were hostile animal men between him and the sock?
Post by: Sky-Streamer on September 29, 2022, 07:03:44 am
WWUD if there were very, very fearful animal men between him and the sock?
Post by: brewer bob on September 29, 2022, 07:52:32 am
WWUD if he noticed another group of fearful animal men in the direction he's running?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 04, 2022, 10:31:50 pm
WWUD if the animal people were a tribe of lion men?
Post by: King Zultan on October 05, 2022, 03:59:16 am
WWUD after punching all the lion men to death?
Post by: brewer bob on October 05, 2022, 06:39:20 am
WWUD now that he's not satisfied?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 06, 2022, 12:53:13 am
WWUD if The Dead gifted him an artifact slab?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 07, 2022, 10:14:23 pm
WWUD if the world allied against his undead army?
Post by: King Zultan on October 08, 2022, 01:24:29 am
WWUD if the world gathered together an even bigger army than his?
Post by: brewer bob on October 08, 2022, 10:37:31 am
WWUD when his complaints are ignored, his army crushed and he ends up a prisoner of the united world?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on October 12, 2022, 09:27:21 am
WWUD if the guard punched him back, fracturing the skull and jamming the skull through the brain?
Post by: fatcat__25 on October 12, 2022, 07:46:04 pm
WWUD as a Murderous Ghost?
Post by: King Zultan on October 13, 2022, 02:16:09 am
WWUD if a ghost killed his best friend?
Post by: brewer bob on October 13, 2022, 09:23:48 am
WWUD now that he has ghostly intestines in his ectoplasm covered hands?
Post by: fatcat__25 on October 14, 2022, 02:35:30 pm
WWUD if he saw another dwarf laying on the ground having a mental breakdown, coated with ectoplasm and ghost intestines?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 14, 2022, 02:36:33 pm
How would urist clean up ectoplasmic gore?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on October 14, 2022, 02:54:15 pm
WWUD with clinging ghosty pieces?
Post by: King Zultan on October 15, 2022, 02:28:32 am
WWUD if the magma bath didn't remove the clingy ghost pieces?
Post by: brewer bob on October 15, 2022, 07:12:41 am
WWUD now that he accepts the magma-resistant ghostly pieces stuck on his ghostly form?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 15, 2022, 09:24:24 pm
Wwud with a distinct lack of steel to make equipment?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on October 15, 2022, 09:25:57 pm
What would Urist McMayor do with a crying dwarf who claims to have not enough steel?
Post by: StrawBarrel on October 15, 2022, 11:09:28 pm
What would Urist do to get more dwarven tears?
Post by: King Zultan on October 16, 2022, 02:09:35 am
WWUD if this didn't produce enough tears?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on October 16, 2022, 12:34:09 pm
WWUD if the fortress guard was mad at him?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on November 04, 2022, 12:03:00 am
WWUD if one of the fortress guard members punched him in the face, shattering the skull and jamming the skull through the brain?
Post by: brewer bob on November 04, 2022, 08:05:46 am
What would Urist McFortressGuard do when he notices that he killed the Urist he punched over and over again?
Post by: King Zultan on November 05, 2022, 02:52:38 am
What Would Urist McFortressGuard Do now that he's in the middle of a loyalty cascade and being attacked by other members of the fort?
Post by: bloop_bleep on December 25, 2022, 11:17:47 pm
WWUD when the fortress's embark window starts slowly shifting to the side tile by tile?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on December 25, 2022, 11:25:43 pm
WWUD when the embark window has shifted him all the way to one side (i.e., he's now right on the border)?
Post by: brewer bob on December 25, 2022, 11:55:29 pm
WWUD if there are no meeting areas?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on December 25, 2022, 11:56:09 pm
WWUD if the wagon has been deconstructed?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 26, 2022, 12:46:27 am
WWUD when he found the mayor?
Post by: King Zultan on December 26, 2022, 02:30:57 am
WWUD upon this realization?
Post by: brewer bob on December 26, 2022, 11:48:38 am
WWUD with his now improved observation skills?
Post by: TurboDwarf on December 26, 2022, 11:57:02 am
WWUD after observing Cthulhu?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on December 26, 2022, 12:42:25 pm
WWUD while insane?
Post by: King Zultan on December 27, 2022, 01:51:59 am
WWUD if someone stole this book of forbidden knowledge?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on December 27, 2022, 02:07:10 am
WW (stark raving mad) UD if the book contained the secrets of life and death?
Post by: fatcat__25 on December 27, 2022, 02:10:50 am
WWUD if he found a pile of mussel shells?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on December 28, 2022, 08:58:46 pm
WWUD if the mussel shells began to dance the jig instead?
Post by: brewer bob on December 28, 2022, 09:02:15 pm
WWUD when he notices the mayor joining the undead mussels' dance by simulating a instrument?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on December 28, 2022, 09:05:21 pm
Urist McMayor has been found dead.
WW (insane) UD now that he's killed the mayor?
Post by: King Zultan on December 29, 2022, 01:39:17 am
What Would Insane Urist Do with a table made from the dead mayor?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 29, 2022, 12:22:33 pm
Wwud if he discovered a plot to steal his artifact?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on December 29, 2022, 01:06:10 pm
WWUD if a villain came to steal the artifact and promptly collapsed on the floor with mirth at the sight?
Post by: brewer bob on April 04, 2023, 12:39:01 pm
WWUD now that he is horrified?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 04, 2023, 02:45:32 pm
WWUD if no one could be bothered to haul the villain’s corpse to the corpse stockpile?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 04, 2023, 02:49:35 pm
WWUD when his flailing attempts to move the dead villain raise them as a zombie instead?
Post by: King Zultan on April 05, 2023, 03:27:26 am
WWUD if the zombie refused to do that and instead started eating a random child?
Post by: brewer bob on April 05, 2023, 04:35:22 am
WWUD when he notices he's hungry after seeing the child being eaten?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 05, 2023, 10:28:25 am
WWUD when he can't find any ☼plump helmet roasts☼?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 05, 2023, 08:53:18 pm
WHat would Urist McArmorer do if someone came to his workshop asking that he make “plump helmets” for them?
Post by: brewer bob on April 05, 2023, 09:05:12 pm
What would Urist McArmorer do now that he is enraged?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 05, 2023, 11:44:05 pm
What would Urist McArmorer do if Urist McInsaneNecromancer's zombies swarmed him?
Post by: King Zultan on April 06, 2023, 02:54:25 am
What Would Urist McArmourer do now that his forge covered in corpses?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 16, 2023, 12:17:11 am
WWUD if he was Thanos?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 16, 2023, 12:22:45 am
What would Urist McThanos do when the entire fortress isn't enough corpses to satisfy his fell mood?
Post by: brewer bob on April 16, 2023, 12:34:14 am
What would the next migrating Urist do when he notices that a dumb Marvel character lay dead in the fortress?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 16, 2023, 12:36:29 am
WWUD whilst staring at the dead Urist McThanos?
Post by: King Zultan on April 16, 2023, 01:27:12 am
WWUD when he realized that Urist McThanos destroyed all the booze before killing him self?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 16, 2023, 01:28:30 am
WWUD when the brewers don't recognize such a recipe?
Post by: brewer bob on April 19, 2023, 03:40:13 am
WWUD now that his stress levels are rising?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 19, 2023, 12:11:13 pm
What would Urist McMayor do now that his statue has been defaced?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on April 20, 2023, 02:11:17 am
WWUMcMayor do if he was already a vampire?
Post by: King Zultan on April 20, 2023, 02:15:04 am
What Would Urist McSuperVampireMayor do now that he's a super vampire?
Post by: brewer bob on April 20, 2023, 02:59:39 am
What would Urist McNotVampire do when he begins to suspect the mayor of a super evil conspiracy?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 20, 2023, 10:28:19 am
WWUD when the mayor invites him to his office?
Post by: mate888 on May 09, 2023, 01:18:42 pm
WWUD at a meeting with the hillock's super-vampire mayor?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 09, 2023, 01:32:41 pm
Urist McAntiVampire bashes Urist McMayor in the head with his ☼silver mace☼, fracturing the skull, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Urist McMayor has been struck down.
Urist McAntiVampire feels satisfied after eliminating a possible conspiracy.
What would Urist McAntiVampire do after eliminating a possible conspiracy?
Post by: muldrake on May 09, 2023, 10:12:54 pm
Urist McMayor brings up the topic of vampires.Become UristMcCook and serve a celebratory garlic roast combined of finely minced garlic, artifact quality garlic, garlic, garlic, and more masterfully-minced garlic, and serve it to every dwarf in the fortress, to detect any remaining vampires.
Urist McAntiVampire bashes Urist McMayor in the head with his ☼silver mace☼, fracturing the skull, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Urist McMayor has been struck down.
Urist McAntiVampire feels satisfied after eliminating a possible conspiracy.
What would Urist McAntiVampire do after eliminating a possible conspiracy?
Post by: King Zultan on May 10, 2023, 12:39:54 am
Post by: brewer bob on May 10, 2023, 01:45:24 am
WWUD now that there is no world and he doesn't exist anymore?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 10, 2023, 08:05:43 am
WWU(not the same Urist as before)D, if he came into existence in a newly created world?
Post by: muldrake on May 10, 2023, 03:24:00 pm
Nothing, as he doesn’t exist anymore.Dig a hole into the bottom z-layer of the volcano the embark had, flooding the entire map with magma.
WWU(not the same Urist as before)D, if he came into existence in a newly created world?
You had to ask?
WWUD with an entire map completely flooded with magma?
Post by: brewer bob on May 11, 2023, 12:06:57 am
WWUD when he realizes that the magma will eventually reach him and there is no way he can leave the map?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on May 11, 2023, 12:29:18 am
WWUD after getting the ideal dwarf bod?
Post by: King Zultan on May 11, 2023, 01:08:26 am
WWUD if he became thirsty but realize the booze had been destroyed by the magma?
Post by: muldrake on May 11, 2023, 02:07:46 am
He'd continue to swim in the magma for a bit.Urist would become the first dwarf to discover a form of liquor entirely made of magma.
WWUD if he became thirsty but realize the booze had been destroyed by the magma?
WWUD when he realized he had the monopoly on lava liquor?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 12, 2023, 10:40:00 pm
WWUD if he was stuck on the surface with his entire fortress, and everyone he knows, submerged in lava?
Post by: brewer bob on May 13, 2023, 12:52:28 am
WWUD if he got into an argument while socializing in the fort submerged in lava?
Post by: King Zultan on May 13, 2023, 02:14:51 am
WWUD after forming a grudge against another dwarf?
Post by: dikbutdagrate on May 18, 2023, 12:38:13 am
WWUD if he was stung by bees?
Post by: brewer bob on May 18, 2023, 01:37:20 am
WWUD to make his wish come true?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 18, 2023, 02:12:59 am
WWUD after striking the earth?
Post by: King Zultan on May 18, 2023, 02:14:31 am
WWUD now that he has a large pit dug into the earth?
Post by: A_Curious_Cat on May 18, 2023, 07:36:33 pm
What would Urist’s favorite liquid, that he’d fill up the pit with, be?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 18, 2023, 07:48:14 pm
WWUD with a pit of !!booze!!?
Post by: dikbutdagrate on May 19, 2023, 11:44:51 am
!!Booze!!
WWUD with a pit of !!booze!!?
He'd get tired of drinking the same old booze.
WWUD if he was trapped in a 33x33 square room with two levers, where he is equidistant to both, and both of the levers have the pull lever now ! order assigned?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 19, 2023, 11:46:48 am
Urist cancels Pull Lever: Too insane.
Urist has gone stark raving mad!
WWUD while trapped in the aforementioned room, stark raving mad?
Post by: Rethi-Eli on May 19, 2023, 12:41:01 pm
WWUD after pulling the lever and initiating the fortress self-destruction sequence, while still stark raving mad?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 19, 2023, 12:47:41 pm
Urist is caught in a cloud of magma mist!
What would !!Urist!! do whilst on fire?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 19, 2023, 08:24:35 pm
WW!!U!!D after finally dying in the heat?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 19, 2023, 09:03:55 pm
What would a new migrant Urist do upon spotting the deteriorated remains of the fortress, just before being haunted by Urist McIncinerated?
Post by: King Zultan on May 20, 2023, 01:59:57 am
WWUD do if the ghost of Urist McIncinerated started haunting him before he could get that sock?
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 20, 2023, 09:52:19 am
Urist is horrified after being attacked by the dead.
What would Urist McMigrant do after being horrified by the melted apparition of Urist McIncinerated?