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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 670520 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #225 on: May 11, 2011, 03:37:16 pm »
Urist would spend all eternity breaking that throne. Or pick it up, and create the ultimate weapon.

What would Urist do if he managed to do something when he is actually desperately needed to do it, not after everyone's dead, or far before it's even necesary?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #226 on: May 11, 2011, 04:21:19 pm »
"Slanderer!" he'd scream as he ravages his accuser.

What Would Urist Do if all his nerves were fried and felt no pain?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #227 on: May 11, 2011, 06:41:55 pm »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #228 on: May 11, 2011, 07:11:22 pm »
Quote from: ArKFallen on May 11, 2011, 04:21:19 pm
"Slanderer!" he'd scream as he ravages his accuser.

What Would Urist Do if all his nerves were fried and felt no pain?
Nothing. Duh. He wouldn't even give in to pain.

What would Urist do if all of his nerves on the left side were "fried"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #229 on: May 11, 2011, 07:37:46 pm »
He'd get on with his life, he doesn't need nerves to do stuff, unlike those filthy humans.


WWUD if cornered by a Draltha?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #230 on: May 11, 2011, 08:02:03 pm »
He'd bite the shit out of it, then use it's bones to construct an artifact booze barrel.

What would Urist do if he was shaved while he fell asleep at one of the many, many parties?

Dwarf Fortress: Come for the magma, stay for the frat party. (I might be slightly annoyed with my dwarves)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #231 on: May 11, 2011, 08:17:49 pm »
He would cause a tantrum spiral taking down the whole fort.

What would Urist do if an army of over 100 Goblins showed up at the front gates.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #232 on: May 11, 2011, 10:09:09 pm »
Sent out the militia commander, who owns many, many cats.

WWUD if he was a goblin and there was an army of 50 framerate destroying cats charging at him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #233 on: May 11, 2011, 10:23:49 pm »
FLEEEE THEY MAY KNIP OUR TOESY WOSEYS

What Would Acata (elven urist) Do if he found out that the dwarves had been cutting down trees only because they had told them not to?


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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #234 on: May 11, 2011, 10:33:06 pm »
Burn in magma.
WWUD if there's an unclaimed sock out during a siege
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #235 on: May 11, 2011, 10:41:41 pm »
He'd acknowledge its presence, and try to get it... But instead remind the overseer fifty times per frame that he can't path to it, because the fortress is on an alert, so he can't leave  the room packed to the brim with dwarves.

What would Urist do if he suddenly showed concern for privacy, or personal space, or nudity, or murder, or safety, or...
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #236 on: May 11, 2011, 10:56:46 pm »
Play the Sims.
Like an elf

What would Urist do if THERE WAS NO MAGMA
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #237 on: May 12, 2011, 03:59:04 am »
Urist McDwarf has died from a deficiency of vitamin magma.

WWUD if he discovered the yummy booze he had been drinking was actually lye? (I always find it amusing that it gets stored in the food stockpile :) )
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #238 on: May 12, 2011, 10:58:21 am »
Continue drinking it the near death experiences are a bit like being drunk.

Wwud if the Dusk Elf caravan (awesome who buy wood items and sell metal) got caught in their elaborate tree elf killing machine?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #239 on: May 12, 2011, 11:01:44 am »
He'd turn it off, seize all their metal, then send them back through to the sacraficial magma.

What would Urist do if someone was learning how to mod Dwarf Fortress in his copy of it?
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Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.
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