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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646637 times)

Schizotek

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1275 on: February 19, 2012, 02:59:04 pm »
Urist McElfking has gone berserk!!
Sparkles Fudgepacker has been struck down.
Twinkle Treehumper has been struck down.
Yani Cannibalface has been struck down.

WWUD if Urist were a bronze colossus?
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Imagine the will it took to create a fortress like this. And what have you elves built? Nothing. You can only loot and break. You're not dwarves!! You're just termites at Versailles.

It's not that I don't suffer, it's that I know the unimportance of suffering, I know that pain is to be fought and thrown aside, not to be accepted as part of one's soul and as a permanent scar across one's view of existence.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1276 on: February 19, 2012, 05:10:12 pm »
Kill EVERYTHING or be just an annoyance, it depends on the times.

WWUD if he was a vampire?
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Frost

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1277 on: February 19, 2012, 10:01:51 pm »
Feast on the blood of dwarves. Food and beer all in one!

WWUD if he discovered gunpowder?
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Sus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1278 on: February 19, 2012, 11:27:09 pm »
Build a huge stockpile of it in the heart of the fort, then tantrum and turn it all into ‼gunpowder‼.

WWUD if attacked by his own severed arm?
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KillzEmAllGod

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1279 on: February 19, 2012, 11:46:28 pm »
try and get to the booze while being attacked.

What would Urist do if he was the last one left in the fort?
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Jalapeņo Cheesepuffs

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1280 on: February 20, 2012, 12:43:55 am »
Horde everything in the fortress and embark upon a hedonistic lifestyle.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1281 on: February 20, 2012, 01:36:07 am »
Since he has nothing to do, Urist would spend all his time making friends. He would not eat, drink, sleep, or go on break. These activities must be saved for when there is work to avoid.

WWUD if he discovered that it rains sunshine in good areas?
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Malt_Hitman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1282 on: February 20, 2012, 01:50:16 am »
Immediately vomit on exposure to the sun allowing for more drinking.

WWUD if he killed a giant sponge?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1283 on: February 20, 2012, 07:49:36 am »
Quote from: Malt_Hitman on February 20, 2012, 01:50:16 am
Immediately vomit on exposure to the sun allowing for more drinking.

WWUD if he killed a giant sponge?
Get caught in an infinite cleaning loop because of a bug with the soap, trying to clean the water off of himself.
WWUD if he was a were-wagon?
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Shinotsa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1284 on: February 20, 2012, 11:26:39 am »
Quote from: Lagslayer on February 20, 2012, 07:49:36 am
Quote from: Malt_Hitman on February 20, 2012, 01:50:16 am
Immediately vomit on exposure to the sun allowing for more drinking.

WWUD if he killed a giant sponge?
Get caught in an infinite cleaning loop because of a bug with the soap, trying to clean the water off of himself.
WWUD if he was a were-wagon?

Repeatedly attempt to enter spaces only 2 tiles wide and kill fps with pathfinding spam

WWUD if he came back as a zombie with a =copper spear= in his upper left arm?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1285 on: February 20, 2012, 04:25:38 pm »
Nothing. The spear belongs to those living dwarves over there.

What would Urist do if he had assembled all of the ores in the fortress for a masonry mood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1286 on: February 20, 2012, 07:07:19 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 20, 2012, 04:25:38 pm
Nothing. The spear belongs to those living dwarves over there.

What would Urist do if he had assembled all of the ores in the fortress for a masonry mood?

Craft an artifact block.

What would Urist do with his artifact block?
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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1287 on: February 20, 2012, 07:35:13 pm »
Quote from: Niccolo on February 20, 2012, 07:07:19 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 20, 2012, 04:25:38 pm
Nothing. The spear belongs to those living dwarves over there.

What would Urist do if he had assembled all of the ores in the fortress for a masonry mood?

Craft an artifact block.

What would Urist do with his artifact block?
Turn it into an artifact well.

WWUD if he could fly?
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WaffleEggnog

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1288 on: February 20, 2012, 08:58:53 pm »
Starve to death because he couldent reach the food stockpile.

WWUD would Urist do if he was god?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1289 on: February 20, 2012, 09:14:12 pm »
Urist McGod cancels reign benevolently:gone berserk from inability to access booze

WWUD if he went to equestria?

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