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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646179 times)

wer6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3120 on: November 02, 2012, 03:37:37 pm »

"cant touch this"

wwud if someone exploded into another dwarf.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3121 on: November 02, 2012, 04:09:20 pm »

Urist would run around naked for being so estatic, then get unhappy thoughts for  being naked.
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WWUD if he found the Green Lantern's Ring?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3122 on: November 02, 2012, 05:23:35 pm »

Toss it in the bin with the rest of the useless crap


Which Song written and performed by Def Leppard would Urist choose? (wer6 don't answer this one.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3123 on: November 02, 2012, 05:57:33 pm »

The one with the music, because Urist can't be bothered to google Def Leppard.

What would Urist do if he discovered that he was being controlled by a group of malevolent !!SCIENTISTS!! for fun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3124 on: November 02, 2012, 07:12:49 pm »

Wait for the !!SCIENTISTS!! to become scientist ash, and then proceed to make soap (he did dodge the migrant draft afterall)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3125 on: November 02, 2012, 09:32:52 pm »

WWUD if his skin started to melt after using !!SCIENTIST!! soap?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3126 on: November 02, 2012, 09:34:38 pm »

Get booze.

WWUD if she learned the art of Wrambler Throwing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3127 on: November 03, 2012, 01:46:23 am »

Go clown hunting

WUDD if he got access too the Internet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3128 on: November 03, 2012, 01:53:55 am »

Go clown hunting

WUDD if he got access too the Internet?

Barrel rolls.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3129 on: November 03, 2012, 06:03:53 am »

smash tee cups over British peoples skulls:killing them.

wwud if he was the last survivor of a elven siege and taken prisoner.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3130 on: November 03, 2012, 10:19:22 am »

Bite his captor's heads off. She knows they are pathetic, and only managed to capture her during a tantrum spiral.

WWUD if elves actually used metal as a race?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3131 on: November 03, 2012, 10:48:52 am »

Laugh at their use of zinc armaments.

WWUD if he learned how to grow metal trees, but that are above ground?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3132 on: November 03, 2012, 10:50:50 am »

Dig a pit and put floor over it.

WWUD if he where in a pit with a zombie cow?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3133 on: November 03, 2012, 11:25:03 am »

taunt it by breast feeding.

wwud if he was stuck in saw?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3134 on: November 03, 2012, 11:32:41 am »

taunt it by breast feeding.

wwud if he was stuck in saw?

... Huh?
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