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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Counsel of Wizards
« on: April 14, 2024, 06:11:43 pm »
The courier with the letter found Invokana sitting on a chair.
This is not how the courier would have described the occasion, of course, as the courier, like many people, has an incomplete perspective of what qualifies a chair, or what qualifies sitting.
In particular, Invokana had discovered a particularly comfortable inverted rest position in midair above the ferrocrystalline structure she'd used to create a localized gravity-manipulating effect. Admittedly, it was proving difficult to stop sitting in the chair in question, and she'd actually found this position while trying to reach it to deactivate it, but as that had failed for the moment, she was spending her time getting work done trying to figure out how to improve it.
But yes, the courier. They arrived, and they were very concerned, as Invokana has found people often seem to be for some reason around magic, and they threw a letterat toward her before running off.
Skittish folks, couriers. Perhaps for the best; it must assist them avoiding being waylaid on the roads, yes? Yes, it was most likely natural selection of some variety.
The letter, though, the letter.
Yes, yes, shut up. The letter, the letter, you want to know about the letter. The letter will be told about as soon as she finishes opening, you impatient ass.
The copper of her cloak twists together, metal braids corded and struck, until a small blade lashed out across the top of the envelope, freeing its contents to be retrieved.
One awkward shuffle of paper later, as a letter just barely thinner than the envelope in came in was aggravatingly shimmied out of its container, she finally managed to get the communique into a readable state.
Once she did, she released an aggravated groan.
Really? Really? More loggers? There is an entire Creeping Wood to the south! Is not the Blue Sea bound by treaty most ancient to assist the Forest Guard besides?
...she has an idea.
"Greetings, greetings, we come to parlay! Parlay, surely, should not be refused, yes?"
The Kingdom of the Blue Sea is vaguely pleasant, she supposes, in a somewhat generic manner. The beaches are maintained, the settlements are sprawling, the trees are... smooth.
(Trees should not be smooth, but she supposed that a place as generic and sanded-down as this would have such offensively-flat trees. 'Palms', they called them. Gods knew why.)
"Yes, yes, I am certain we can come to agreements most agreeable, indeed, indeed. Why, would it not be most fine to solve one, ah, misalignment of interests with another? The Guard do tell us that they would quite love the assistance of experienced breakers-of-wood like yonselves, and should you find yourselves uncertain, I am certain that it would be of no issue to, ah, subsidize such expeditions south rather than east. What else might be the noble metals for?"
And so the nobles of the Blue Sea were, if not swayed, perhaps at least turned in their tide.
After all, wasn't it easier to get something that other people wanted to help you get?
This is not how the courier would have described the occasion, of course, as the courier, like many people, has an incomplete perspective of what qualifies a chair, or what qualifies sitting.
In particular, Invokana had discovered a particularly comfortable inverted rest position in midair above the ferrocrystalline structure she'd used to create a localized gravity-manipulating effect. Admittedly, it was proving difficult to stop sitting in the chair in question, and she'd actually found this position while trying to reach it to deactivate it, but as that had failed for the moment, she was spending her time getting work done trying to figure out how to improve it.
But yes, the courier. They arrived, and they were very concerned, as Invokana has found people often seem to be for some reason around magic, and they threw a letter
Skittish folks, couriers. Perhaps for the best; it must assist them avoiding being waylaid on the roads, yes? Yes, it was most likely natural selection of some variety.
The letter, though, the letter.
Yes, yes, shut up. The letter, the letter, you want to know about the letter. The letter will be told about as soon as she finishes opening, you impatient ass.
The copper of her cloak twists together, metal braids corded and struck, until a small blade lashed out across the top of the envelope, freeing its contents to be retrieved.
One awkward shuffle of paper later, as a letter just barely thinner than the envelope in came in was aggravatingly shimmied out of its container, she finally managed to get the communique into a readable state.
Once she did, she released an aggravated groan.
Really? Really? More loggers? There is an entire Creeping Wood to the south! Is not the Blue Sea bound by treaty most ancient to assist the Forest Guard besides?
...she has an idea.
"Greetings, greetings, we come to parlay! Parlay, surely, should not be refused, yes?"
The Kingdom of the Blue Sea is vaguely pleasant, she supposes, in a somewhat generic manner. The beaches are maintained, the settlements are sprawling, the trees are... smooth.
(Trees should not be smooth, but she supposed that a place as generic and sanded-down as this would have such offensively-flat trees. 'Palms', they called them. Gods knew why.)
"Yes, yes, I am certain we can come to agreements most agreeable, indeed, indeed. Why, would it not be most fine to solve one, ah, misalignment of interests with another? The Guard do tell us that they would quite love the assistance of experienced breakers-of-wood like yonselves, and should you find yourselves uncertain, I am certain that it would be of no issue to, ah, subsidize such expeditions south rather than east. What else might be the noble metals for?"
And so the nobles of the Blue Sea were, if not swayed, perhaps at least turned in their tide.
After all, wasn't it easier to get something that other people wanted to help you get?
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