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Title: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Cheesecake on May 24, 2013, 09:38:04 pm
Welcome to Flormart!

Flormart, the world's largest mega-mall! You, my friend, are a Marketling, a small humanoid who live in the shelves of Flormart. You and your friends have been exiled into the vast, open world of Flormart. Many adventures await you, many dangers lie in wait, and many heroes and monsters will be met and made! Come, young Market-child, tell me your name.

Spoiler: Flormart! (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

We will start with 6 players, and you start with a shoddy cart. I will only be able to post updates on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Surgery is 40% off!
Post by: Cheesecake on May 24, 2013, 09:38:26 pm
Character List

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: GreatWyrmGold (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Yoink (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: RangerCado (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: SomeStupidGuy (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: cattouchdis (click to show/hide)

Waitlist:

-Greenstarfanatic
-Xantalos
-Errol
-borno
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: mastahcheese on May 24, 2013, 09:46:19 pm
This looks hilarious.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 24, 2013, 10:12:54 pm
Spoiler: Playershandbook (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Yoink on May 24, 2013, 11:45:13 pm
Spoiler: Roundup (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: RangerCado on May 25, 2013, 12:02:35 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on May 25, 2013, 12:09:48 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: cattouchdis on May 25, 2013, 12:18:18 am
Joining

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on May 25, 2013, 12:20:56 am
Dammit, an hour too late.

Oh well, reserve for waitlist.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Cheesecake on May 25, 2013, 02:12:32 am
Chapter 1: Brave New World

The six of you are pulled towards the prison cart. You are chained by monkey-link toys, and your captor commands his jailers to haul you up to the cart, which they do with ease. They unchain you, and fill your cart with a few cans of salmon. They also give you your weapons that you owned before you were reprimanded. The mall outside of the comfort of the shelves is...unsettling. The atmosphere is much brighter, and the air much cooler. The mall seems to drift through infinity. The perfect prison cell. A cell without walls. A prison without bars. A cage, but you are outside. All of you have no more homes, no one to go to. You all have to fend for yourselves.

The guards start pushing the cart away from the village-shelf, and you can see your friends and family drifting away. After a while, you no longer recognize the landscape. It's too different. You don't know how to get back, and even if you did, they wouldn't let you in. Your supplies are low, but there are some canned foods on the shelf. The problem is climbing them, and traversing on the floor. The floor is a death sentence; it's filled with dire rats which can tear a Marketling into canned meat within minutes. A dire rat can easily overpower a Marketling, and can do even more damage in their packs.

As you look through the grates of the cart, you spot a group of Marketlings walking; three figures, an old looking man and two children, a boy and a girl. They walk quickly, but one of the children trips. They quickly turn around to get him, but he must've been cut, since the rats quickly rushed out; a small pack of three. The old man gathers the children behind him and pulls out a knife from his back. He manages to fend them off for a while, but he can't hold on any longer by himself. the children spot you and call for help, what do you do?

Spoiler: Dire Rat x 3 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Old Man (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Cart (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: RangerCado on May 25, 2013, 02:28:58 am
Quickly run to the old mans side and throw a Toothpick at the closest rat. Have my shield ready to push them back. ((I need to go draw these, this opens so many art oppurtunities.))
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Xantalos on May 25, 2013, 02:32:15 am
F*CK THIS FILLED UP ALREADY
WAITLIST

Baconnaise
12
Pets
Specialization: Height 1, Sneakiness 2
STR: 2
ATK: 2
AGI:
END: 3
INT:
CHA:
SPD: 3
HP: 10
EP: 10
Inventory: Rags, Sharpened Metal Ruler (weapon), Chestpiece from various superheroes (armor)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: cattouchdis on May 25, 2013, 02:36:26 am
Climb up on a nearby shelf to observe the battle.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Yoink on May 25, 2013, 02:41:39 am
Roundup snapped out of a gloomy reverie, the sound of snapping jaws dispelling memories of home.
He saw the rats. They were pests. As he had taken his name and temperament from a large bottle of industrial pesticide, so too would he take his duty!

He jumped out of the cart and raised his trusty handtrowel high in one beefy (for a marketling) fist.
"Read the Label! Prepare to die!"

>Charge in and exterminate the nearest pest with a double-handed, overhead strike from my hand trowel.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: mastahcheese on May 25, 2013, 03:33:11 am
Cheese-grate the nearest rat!
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Errol on May 25, 2013, 04:14:28 am
Great idea. Inspired by Pratchett? I'm waitlisting, at any rate.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Cheesecake on May 25, 2013, 04:22:00 am
Thanks. Actually, it's based on an earlier suggestion game of mine. What's Pratchett?
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Xantalos on May 25, 2013, 04:51:02 am
Thanks. Actually, it's based on an earlier suggestion game of mine. What's Pratchett?
What's Pratchett?
TRYING.
NOT.
TO KILL.
:P
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Yoink on May 25, 2013, 05:01:00 am
He's some old dude with a hat who writes books about cats.

...I think. :-/
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Cheesecake on May 25, 2013, 06:23:54 am
Laliona quickly ran out of the cart and towards the cart (3+2) and quickly made it to the old man's side. She starts throwing her toothpicks to the nearest rat (3+1) and manages to hit it in the left shoulder for (2+2-2) 2 damage. The rat is annoyed, but is still fine. Meanwhile, Clock  climbs up a nearby shelf to observe the battle (3+2) and manages to climb it quickly to a good view point. There are a few heavy appliances next to you which you could probably throw down to the rats.

Roundup also charges in (2+2) and arrives in time before the rats can respond. He uses both his hands to strike the nearest rat, (1+3) and hits it on the back. It causes (4+2-2) damage and the rat is stunned! Cheese-whiz hurries along (3+2) and arrives in record time! He uses his grater to grate the same rat that Roundup was attacking and (2+1) hits its paw for (6+1-2) for 5 damage! The rat is almost dead, and lies limp on the floor!

The two remaining rats retaliate. The one fighting Laliona scratches her (2+2) in her chest for (3+4-2-1) 4 damage! Laliona's armor fortunately negates some of the blow, but the wound is still serious. Meanwhile, the other rat attacks Roundup in the (4+2) head! It causes (5+4-3-1) 5 damage!

The old man helps Roundup and strikes at the rat with his knife (2+2+1) and strikes its neck! It causes (1+2+1) 4 damage to it. The boy helps his sister hide while shooting his sling at the rat that's attacking the old man. (1+1) It hits nothing though and they merely hide in a crevice.

Meanwhile, a larger rat with black fur and red eyes comes out and looks at your party with contempt. It looks like the brood mother of this pack, and she doesn't look happy!

What now?

Spoiler: Dire Rats X 3 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Brood Mother (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on May 25, 2013, 06:35:07 am
((...
Tch, poor misguided souls that have yet to read a book by Pratchett. :/))

Teddy dashed forward to the rats, hefting his weighty paddle over his shoulder for a downward strike at the closest one.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: borno on May 25, 2013, 07:43:42 am
((The book which Errol was no doubt talking about written by Pratchett was great, and possibly one of my favourites.))
Waitlist, please. This looks good.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 25, 2013, 10:12:50 am
((You've never heard of Pratchett? How about Discworld?
...Same Pratchett that everyone else is thinking of, right?))

Snap out of it!
"Come with us if you want to live!"
Toss a big, heavy die at the rat near death.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: RangerCado on May 25, 2013, 10:51:59 am
Start leading the old man and kids away. Focus on keeping the rats away from them rather than harming them. (Like pushing them back with the toohpick and shield but not trying for serious hits... Focus on defence)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: cattouchdis on May 25, 2013, 12:13:13 pm
Throw some of the heavy appliances down at the broodmother

Good thing I'm a dirty coward and hiding  up on a shelf, would hate to be down there. =)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: mastahcheese on May 25, 2013, 07:45:13 pm
Full Charge at the Brood Mother! LEROOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIINS!!!
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Yoink on May 25, 2013, 07:50:24 pm
>Use the triple-spinny-Baygon slice attack! Failing that just try to paste another rat.

>If everyone starts to flee make a fighting retreat, fending the rats off as best I can while following the others.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Cheesecake on May 25, 2013, 11:16:46 pm
Could anyone name the book Errol is talking about? Also, update in a few hours!
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on May 25, 2013, 11:41:26 pm
Could anyone name the book Errol is talking about? Also, update in a few hours!
The Nome/Bromeliad Trilogy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nome_Trilogy), if I'm not mistaken.
Tiny people from another world trying to survive in ours, so on and so forth.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Cheesecake on May 26, 2013, 12:21:24 am
Teddy joins in on the fray (5+3) and arrives at the speed of light! In fact, it seems like everything else is moving slower now! He strikes the closest rat with his paddle (6+0+1) and hits its head! It causes (5+1+1-2) 5 damage! ((Wow, that was the luckiest roll roll ever.)) Meanwhile, Player runs (2+1) and arrives somewhat late. He throws one of his dice (5+2) at the rat near death and hits it in the snout! It causes (5+1-2) 4 damage! It (1) turns undead! (Stupid genetics and their side effects!)

Laliona, on the other hand, leads the old man away and picks up the kids along the way (2) but they are noticed by one of the rats! She tries to push it back (3+2-2) but only manages to hold it back slightly! The old man stabs at the rat (5+2) in the neck for (6+2+1-2) 7 damage! This time, (4) the rat stays dead. Laliona refocuses on leading them away from the fray (6) and finds an empty cereal box which they hide in.

Clock, on the shelf like the coward/hero he is, throws three boxes of heavy appliances (3) on the (4) brood mother! (5)(2)(3) One of them lands on her head for (1) damage! The rest fall around her, and she's just annoyed! She picks up the broken shrapnel with her mouth (4+5) and throws them at Clock! Clock (1+2) manages to barely miss it, but the shrapnel (2) hits his arm for (3-1) 2 damage! The brood mother starts ramming (6) the shelf with tremendous force! Clock (1+2) holds on, but is left dangling on the edge!

Cheese-Whiz charges at the Brood Mother screaming (1) "POOPBUTT!" and (2+2) gets there quickly enough for the Mother not to notice. He (3) smacks her in the (3+1) ear for (4+1-4) 1 damage! Wow, Poopbutt, you're weak. The Mother is annoyed and bites you in the (5+5) everything! It hurts you for (5+4-2) 7 damage! Your everything is crippled, and you can't feel your everything anymore!

Roundup attacks the remaining rat in the (3+3) head! It hurts for (5+2-2) 5 damage! It falls on the ground and (5) stays dead! In fact, the sight of the undead rat's brethren's corpses causes it to (5) cry! He uses up the remaining water in his body and shrivels to dust! (Awesome genetics and their side effects!)

Spoiler: Brood Mother (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Cheesecake on May 26, 2013, 12:26:12 am
Modified your character sheets in the second post according to the results! Please tell me if I forgot anything or forgot to change the HP.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 26, 2013, 12:26:46 am
Strafe the Brood Mother with dice. d4's.

"Come on, you fools, GET IN THE CART! You're either not old enough or too old to be fighting!"
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: RangerCado on May 26, 2013, 12:27:46 am
throw another javelin this time at the broodmother. Tell the oldman and kids to stay in the box Try to drag cheese-whiz to the cart while holding off the broodmother and yelling at the coward/hero to hang on.

Edit: Add 2 EP to hit and 2 EP to damage for this throw.


((This stuff regens at the end of the day or something like that right? Or do we eat stuff to restore it?))
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: mastahcheese on May 26, 2013, 12:31:35 am
Flail wildly at the Brood Mother while being dragged away.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on May 26, 2013, 12:37:19 am
Teddy turns his head back towards Playershandbook, smirking slightly.

"Calm yourself! I'm almost entirely sure we'll be fine!"

Avenge Save Cheese-Whiz with a quick and low strike at the broodmother.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Cheesecake on May 26, 2013, 12:43:33 am
A can of food restores 1 HP. A can of drink restores 1 EP. A carton is good for 3 cans. Sleeping restores .5 HP and .5 EP/hour. You can sleep anywhere, but you get a -1 bonus if it's not in your cart. You can sleep any time too, but now probably isn't a good time.

(To GWG: I've seen you change your avatar like 8 times today? Did you make them yourself?)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: RangerCado on May 26, 2013, 12:49:37 am
A can of food restores 1 HP. A can of drink restores 1 EP. A carton is good for 3 cans. Sleeping restores .5 HP and .5 EP/hour. You can sleep anywhere, but you get a -1 bonus if it's not in your cart. You can sleep any time too, but now probably isn't a good time.

(To GWG: I've seen you change your avatar like 8 times today? Did you make them yourself?)
He's set it to multiple pictures. refresh the page a few times and it'll start to loop
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Parsely on May 26, 2013, 01:24:19 am
waitlist
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Cheesecake on May 26, 2013, 02:09:13 am
Player goes closer and throws d4's at the Brood Mother. (1) Only one of them hits her in the (2+2) cheek, for (2+1-4) no damage! Laliona throws another javelin at the Brood Mother's (3+1+2) head! It hits her for (5+2+2-4) 5 damage! Now, (2) she's REALLY mad! She turns away from Cheese-Whiz, and rushes for Laliona! (4) She trips over the blood of the rats and (4) gets stunned! Laliona rushes over to Cheese-Whiz (3+2) quickly enough before the Brood Mother gets back up and drags him to the cart, while yelling at Clock to hang in there (haha, geddit?) and Cheese flailing (1) like an artard. (2+2) They get there in time and they are in relative safety.

Teddy goes to attack the fallen Brood Mother, who is trying to get back up, and (4+3) arrives super-fast, and even splatters some blood into the Brood Mothers' eye, blinding her! He quickly strikes her in the (2+0) tail, for (1+1-4) no damage! Meanwhile, the old man gets out of the box and drags it (with the kids inside) towards the cart. (5+2) (5+1) He lugs it with ease and arrives at the cart quickly and safely. The children climb on board, followed by the old man. They look tired, but otherwise fine, apart from the boy's cut on his knee.

The Mother finally gets up, still blinded and infuriated. She decides it's time to run and fight another day. When she runs to the entrance of her rat-hole, she turns and gleams at you with hatred. A lot of hatred. She quickly goes in, and you can hear the excited squeals of the ratlings inside.

The old man thanks you for saving him and his grandchildren.

"Thank you. So much," he gasps for air. "I thought I would lose them. But you saved us! Are you adventurers? Mercenaries?" He stops and looks around, and sees the brand of the exile etched into the frame of your cart.

"Is something wrong, Grampa?" says the little girl.

The old man looks at you. Then turns to reply to his granddaughter: "No, nothing's wrong, Gel." Then he turns to you. "We thank you, adventurers. If it weren't for you, I don't know what could've happened! Anyways," he sees your wounds. "There is a settlement up north, where we were heading. There is a healer, I believe, and I'll be happy to compensate for your fee!

"We were running from the raiders!" the boy screams. Abruptly.

"Sh, don't be so loud, Pantyhose. That's what attracted those mosquitoes, and we barely made it out of that one!" says Grandpa.

"Yeah, dumbhead," she says. Then she snickers quietly. "Pantyhose. Hahaha."

"Gel, don't make fun of your brother," the old man says, then snickers with Gel. "Hahaha, Pantyhose! Wue're sorry Panty, that's the name the random name box chose for you during your naming day."

The old man then turns to you. "My name is Knife by the way. I was a Tes'lan Guardian when I was your age, at Tes'la's Coil. You should head there. The Magi might have need of strong Marketlings such as yourselves!"

Then he whispers. "What did you guys do to get exiled?"

((Yeah, forgot to add the bio and gender during signups. Sorry. By the way, Pantyhose's name was random. Thank you random word generator! It's still pretty funny right now.))
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Maxinum McDreich on May 26, 2013, 08:47:07 am
I hate how my internet's been dead for days. I woulda signed up for this in a flash :(.

Waitlist, I'll come up with a sheet later. Also, nice job on the writing. I'm having a laugh ^^ (hehe, pantyhose)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Cheesecake on May 26, 2013, 09:56:17 am
I hate how my internet's been dead for days. I woulda signed up for this in a flash :(.

Waitlist, I'll come up with a sheet later. Also, nice job on the writing. I'm having a laugh ^^ (hehe, pantyhose)

Thanks. Glad you like it! I can't post long action posts for the weekdays (but I can answer questions, write conversations between the NPC's and stuff like that.) I'll be using my phone so there may be some typos.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Yoink on May 26, 2013, 10:02:46 am
"Proven formula," Roundup muttered, wincing as he moved to meet up with the others, "Splash and sweat resistant. Ow, I hurt. I think we'd best be getting outta here. Anyone got food? Kinda hungry, here."

>Join the others, ask for some regenerative food! Also keep an eye out for more rats.
>Once the group decides where it's going, I shall march at the front, trowel in hand.


"...You think them rats are edible?"
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: RangerCado on May 26, 2013, 10:36:30 am
Go retrieve my toothpick from the dead rat, search the cart for food and water, go and see if clock needs help getting down.

"Glad we could help. I'm Laliona. I got kicked out for stealing something i should have already had. My mother was sick so i traded for some medicine to help her. I payed for a pretty good one, known for helping her kind of sickness. What i got was a cheap, bad tasting gel inside a plastic capsule, that was only a pain reliever. I accused the medical people of foul-play but no one wants to anger the people that know what all the medicine does. So i stuck in and got what i paid for. My mother got better yesterday, they waited until then to kick me out..."
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 26, 2013, 10:58:30 am
"We can talk about that later, sir. First..."

Head over to Pantyhose.

"Don't worry about your name. There's a mighty warrior in my hometown named Brasiere. No one really says his name of because he tends to get enraged by anyone doing so, though. Anyways, you can rise above your name. Anyways, let me see that knee."

Examine and try to patch up the boy's wound.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: cattouchdis on May 26, 2013, 01:31:31 pm
Climb back on the shelf and see exactly what type of appliances there is

Would be great if some can cook stuff for us.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: mastahcheese on May 26, 2013, 06:58:11 pm
Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Maxinum McDreich on May 26, 2013, 07:23:53 pm
Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.

Grated Mutated Dire Rat sounds one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. Especially since a dead rat turned undead because of the mutation. I'd hate to think what would happen if you ate that xD.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 26, 2013, 07:58:24 pm
Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.
Grated Mutated Dire Rat sounds one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. Especially since a dead rat turned undead because of the mutation. I'd hate to think what would happen if you ate that xD.
You would vomit painfully. And probably die.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: cattouchdis on May 26, 2013, 08:00:06 pm
Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.
Grated Mutated Dire Rat sounds one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. Especially since a dead rat turned undead because of the mutation. I'd hate to think what would happen if you ate that xD.
You would vomit painfully. And probably die.
Maybe if we find some way to cook it.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Maxinum McDreich on May 26, 2013, 08:21:26 pm
Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.
Grated Mutated Dire Rat sounds one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. Especially since a dead rat turned undead because of the mutation. I'd hate to think what would happen if you ate that xD.
You would vomit painfully. And probably die.
Maybe if we find some way to cook it.
Oh right, sorry. COOKED grated mutated dire rat is completely safe, what was I thinking?
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: cattouchdis on May 26, 2013, 08:37:58 pm
Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.
Grated Mutated Dire Rat sounds one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. Especially since a dead rat turned undead because of the mutation. I'd hate to think what would happen if you ate that xD.
You would vomit painfully. And probably die.
Maybe if we find some way to cook it.
Oh right, sorry. COOKED grated mutated dire rat is completely safe, what was I thinking?
It makes so little sense how could it not work? but one of you will have to try it first, I'm not going anywhere near eating that.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: RangerCado on May 26, 2013, 08:40:40 pm
I'm not eating something that can turn undead when killed.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Parsely on May 26, 2013, 08:44:18 pm
Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.
Grated Mutated Dire Rat sounds one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. Especially since a dead rat turned undead because of the mutation. I'd hate to think what would happen if you ate that xD.
You would vomit painfully. And probably die.
Maybe if we find some way to cook it.
Oh right, sorry. COOKED grated mutated dire rat is completely safe, what was I thinking?
Extremely well done. Which is to say burnt to a crisp and thrown out the window.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on May 26, 2013, 09:01:15 pm
Teddy looks at Knife with a slight grin.
"Eheh, something about 'excessive misuse of resources' but, I still think that my machine was brilliant.
Admittedly, we were left with no way to cook food, but it was a necessary sacrifice, I feel..."

Take a look around for anything of note. There's gotta be something, after all.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 26, 2013, 09:19:09 pm
"Your machine didn't even work! ...What was it supposed to do, anyway?"
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on May 26, 2013, 09:52:33 pm
"Hah! To the untrained eye, it may seem that way.
It was intended to be an extremely powerful laser.
Admittedly, it burning out within fifteen seconds of being turned on was slightly less than ideal, but no new technology is perfect.
Come to think of it, it was less of a laser and more of a really bright light. But still, it was red! Redness is the central part of a laser!"
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 26, 2013, 10:19:45 pm
"It was supposed to be a laser? I thought you were trying to make a new kind of greenhouse. Or maybe an oven. Why did you need all the seeds?"
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: mastahcheese on May 27, 2013, 12:21:58 am
Attempt to grate dead rat into ground meat for hamburgers.
Grated Mutated Dire Rat sounds one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard of. Especially since a dead rat turned undead because of the mutation. I'd hate to think what would happen if you ate that xD.
You would vomit painfully. And probably die.
Maybe if we find some way to cook it.
Oh right, sorry. COOKED grated mutated dire rat is completely safe, what was I thinking?
It makes so little sense how could it not work? but one of you will have to try it first, I'm not going anywhere near eating that.
Only one way to find out if it's safe.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on May 27, 2013, 07:16:03 am
"Pah! If you need to ask, clearly, it's far, far above you. Philistine."

Teddy crosses his arms and looks at Player with a smile of pure smugness.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 27, 2013, 09:24:19 am
Roll eyes and get back to work.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: RangerCado on May 27, 2013, 06:49:00 pm
start getting everyone into the cart and head towards the village the old man talked about.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Cheesecake on May 31, 2013, 07:24:33 am
((Sorry this hasn't been active for a while!))

After calming down on all that's been happening, you tell Knife your story one by one. Meanwhile, Player tries to patch up Pantyhose. (4) You see a few band-aids lying on the lower shelf. You take them and apply them to his wound. He thanks you, and runs over to play with his sister. Laliona, Teddy, and Clock, on the other hand, look for anything of note, something to cook with, and food and water in general. (6) (6) (4) You find an entire box of matchsticks and another box of tooth-picks. You find a five cans of food, as well as two bottles of water.

After a conversation with Teddy, Player (2) tries to roll his eyes but crosses them instead, looking like (1) an artard. You all reassemble in the cart and start going to the town which Knife told you about, it is a long journey. A boring journey. A journey of mystery, of wonder, of an annoying little boy named Pantyhose singing loudly. To kill the time, Knife decides to tell you about the raiders.

"Those raiders were called Edi's Sons. Vile cultists who worship their Dark Leader Edi, the anathema to Tes'la. My grandchildren were on their way to becoming Tes'lan Guardians, but word got out and soon, the Edi's Sons tried to kill them before they could bolster the ranks of Tes'la."

"I could've fought those raiders, Granddad! I would've gone all like POW! then BAM! then HYAH!" says Pantyhose, whose voice drifts away as you slowly lose attention from him.

"No. You couldn't. Anyways, the town we're heading to is called China Town. They mostly sell porcelain and plates for a living, and for a high price mind you! The are a well funded town, and I believe that they still have that decent doctor working there. I will be able to pay for your treatments, as compensation."

After a while, you finally make it to China Town. It is a beautiful shelf-side town with many cutleries and porcelain figures. The shelves are connected to each other with beautiful glass bridges held up by strong, artisan Popsicle sticks. Your cart is stopped right outside the entrance, by a regiment of guards armed with long toothpicks adorned with shards of glass. Their Captain walks up to you and says:

"What are you doing here, Exiles? We will not tolerate unsupervised criminals!" he says.

"Worry not, Captain. I am here to watch over them. We are here to merely amend wounds," Knife says.

The Captain looks at the old man with a look of smugness.

"Sir, I don't think an elderly man such as yourself should-", he is cut off when he sees Knife's knife. "I'm sorry sir! I did not know you were one of Them! Men, let them pass!"

He lets you pass, and you exit your cart and enter the beautiful town. Knife offers to lead you to the doctor, unless you want to visit someplace else first. He tells you about the inn, the artisans' market, and the farm. These are the places that supervised Exiles are allowed to go to.

Where would you like to go?

Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Parsely on May 31, 2013, 02:13:13 pm
Two days is more like 'quiet'. There's been worse around here, believe you me, and just about anyone who's stuck around for at least a few months can attest to that. :P
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 31, 2013, 03:17:18 pm
After a conversation with Teddy, Player (2) tries to roll his eyes but crosses them instead, looking like (1) an artard.
...You rolled for this?

Try to find someone else who can "supervise" me so I don't need to stick with the rest of the group when I want to do different things.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on May 31, 2013, 04:00:54 pm
((Best part is how he rolled for how that bit of stupidity made you look. ;D))

Teddy rubs his chin, in the way only someone with a very questionable plan can.
"Hm... The market sounds promising. Maybe get a few odds and ends that I could use..."
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: RangerCado on May 31, 2013, 04:11:29 pm
See if we can trade say half the matches for some general armor for everyone. (Can we get a list of what we have in the cart please?)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: cattouchdis on May 31, 2013, 04:46:11 pm
Look in the Market for some kind of ranged weapon
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Parsely on May 31, 2013, 05:26:04 pm
After a conversation with Teddy, Player (2) tries to roll his eyes but crosses them instead, looking like (1) an artard.
Still having a hard time believing he typed this. Not the best word choice. :P
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: mastahcheese on May 31, 2013, 08:58:24 pm
Seeing as how I've currently got my internal organs in my backpack at the moment, I should probably go to the doctor.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Cheesecake on May 31, 2013, 09:09:01 pm
After a conversation with Teddy, Player (2) tries to roll his eyes but crosses them instead, looking like (1) an artard.
...You rolled for this?

Don't take it too seriously. I secretly roll for everything and just show the rolls for the funny rolls.

By the way, turn post soon.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Surgery is 40% off!
Post by: Cheesecake on June 01, 2013, 07:56:07 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold
Try to find someone else who can "supervise" me so I don't need to stick with the rest of the group when I want to do different things.

You ask Knife for another supervisor to take care of you, so that you can go somewhere where the group isn't. He assigns the captain to take care of you. The captain looks back at him, shocked.

"But sir! He's...he's a. He's a..." he mumbles, before being cut off by Knife's unsettling gaze. "Yes sir," he sighs. "Alright, where do you want to go?"

Quote from: SomeStupidGuy
"Hm... The market sounds promising. Maybe get a few odds and ends that I could use..."
Quote from: RangerCado
See if we can trade say half the matches for some general armor for everyone.
Quote from: cattouchdis
Look in the Market for some kind of ranged weapon

Knife takes you to the market to find the things you need and gives you some coins to spend. A lot actually. He tells you to stay in that area and orders some guards to follow you around while he takes Cheese-Whiz to the doctors. Meanwhile, you find a few vendors that sell some decent tempered glass armor. You could probably buy enough sets for the group, not including Knife. It fits well!

There is another vendor which sells toothpicks and dice. They can give you a quiver for every ten toothpicks you buy, and the dice come in d3, d6, d8, d10, and the dreaded d20! They also come in a variety of colors too; some are red, blue, green and purple! (Batteries not included)

There are some vendors selling shard-tipped toothpick-spears, as well as some precooked supplies which look much tastier than the canned varieties. There is one man at the middle of the Market yelling for people to come watch his magic show. He looks like a tall, young man. In his 18-20's. He wears bright, extravagant clothes and is juggling dice.

Quote from: mastahcheese
Seeing as how I've currently got my internal organs in my backpack at the moment, I should probably go to the doctor.

Meanwhile, Knife brings Cheese-Whiz down a shelf-way to a large, opened cereal box with a sign saying "STURGEON" with the "T" crossed out with marker. He greets the doctor, then pays him with a bag of coins and brings you to his room. He puts you on the table and begins giving you sleeping pills which are way to large for your body. You try swallowing one, but choke. Then you pass out from asphyxiation.

"See? I told you sleeping pills made them sleep!"

You wake up. The operation was successful! You feel much better, and you do a (1) failed attempt at a cartwheel...like an artard.

Spoiler: Cart (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 01, 2013, 10:24:50 am
See if I can find work somewhere in town.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: cattouchdis on June 01, 2013, 12:47:56 pm
Buy 2 blue d20s, a purple d8, and 5 green d10s


Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: RangerCado on June 01, 2013, 01:44:28 pm
Get an extra quiver to store more toothpicks in. Find the old man and ask if theres anything that needs doing.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: Yoink on June 02, 2013, 05:08:30 am
>Remember if I was hurt or not.

>Regardless, go track down attractive females and boast to them of my exploits. If I am horribly injured, show off my wounds and tell them all about how I bravely faced down a horde of rats.
Title: Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
Post by: mastahcheese on June 02, 2013, 11:32:04 pm
I check to see if there are any milkable animals nearby