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Title: you are dinohitler or one of his minions yeah
Post by: lawastooshort on May 20, 2013, 06:34:06 am
you are dinohitler or one of his minions (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=101114.msg4259555#msg4259555)

you are dinohitler’s hivemind or one of his minions but not heinrich hamster because that is monk12 and your aim is not to be killed by adventuring heroes to kill the democracy loving freedom giving adventuring heroes of legend and tremendous power before they kill you which is their ultimate objective after over a year of adventuring you are very very evil which is why you want to kill them and why they want to kill you you have done lots of evil stuff although we haven’t seen any of it it all happened off screen you just have to take david bowie’s word for it and probably marcus aurelius because he is quite clever too and also a famous pimp

so far there is

Spoiler: DINOHITLER: CHIEF OF ALL EVIL (click to show/hide)

he has no skills yet

plus his minions

Roman Legion:
Flying Emu Squadron:
Stingrays:

he probably has other minions you can be his minion

he is very evil so he also has lots of enemies such as captain kirk a famous singer

his foes number amongst them

paul mccartney

steve irwin in a box

davy “ENORMOCROCKETT” crockett

archimedes

HULKIMEDES

a small cat

so you can do what do you do to kill them

freeformschooler says i need a sign up sheet ps also i thank him:
Name:
Minion or DINOHITLER'S BRAIN PART:
Or a skill:
An action?

so you can control a minion fighting to kill the adventurers or you can control part of dhinohitler's brain because he is fighting the adventurers or also dinohitler has no STATS so you can do his stats
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 20, 2013, 08:13:29 am
Oh, I gotta submit for this.

Spoiler: Crazy Joe Goebbels, Dinoreich Oddly Human Minister of Dinopropaganda (click to show/hide)

Did I do this right?
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: lawastooshort on May 20, 2013, 08:16:48 am
yes that'll do i like the colours funnily enough i was going to have joseph gerbils fight in a sing off against paul mccartney but then i didnt

perhaps i should punctuate and capitalise but i do that obsessively elsewhere
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: Tiruin on May 20, 2013, 08:17:58 am
I am so watching this XD
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 20, 2013, 08:20:33 am
There is absolutely nothing that can go wrong in this game.

...I can't think of a good character. Goddamnit. PTW!
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 20, 2013, 08:22:37 am
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on May 20, 2013, 08:20:33 am
There is absolutely nothing that can go wrong in this game.

...I can't think of a good character. Goddamnit. PTW!

I was also thinking of Claus von Stauffenberg. Implacable, but slightly disloyal - perfect combination!
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: lawastooshort on May 20, 2013, 08:24:58 am
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on May 20, 2013, 08:20:33 am
...I can't think of a good character.

be dinohitler's brain you are welcome

or one of the romans

or a flying emu

or a stingray
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: Cheesecake on May 20, 2013, 08:28:57 am
PTW

Hitler und dinosaurs. Two of mein most favourite zings in ze vorld.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: jakeread1 on May 20, 2013, 08:35:51 am
Dinohitler Vs. The justice league?
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: scapheap on May 20, 2013, 10:28:53 am
Name: Ares
Minion or DINOHITLER'S BRAIN PART: Roman Legion
Or a skill: Countering
Stab archimedes
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 20, 2013, 11:07:55 am
Name: Otto Skorzeny von Skorzeny & Jochen Peiper at the Gates of Dawn
Minion: The Clandestine SS-iamese Twins
Skill: Morph into road signs
Action: Sneak into McCartney's toilet at night and become a sign:
Spoiler: Suddenly, a wild sign appears! (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: Chink on May 20, 2013, 02:08:07 pm
Hopefully in.

Spoiler: Is this Okay? (click to show/hide)

Action: Otto bites HORRIBLE FACE GUY! Also, if the Squad Leader ability is accepted, he summons his squad and orders them to attack.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: lawastooshort on May 20, 2013, 02:13:37 pm
Spoiler: yes it probably is but also everyone needs an action (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 20, 2013, 02:53:18 pm
Okay then! Action!

Action: Crazy Joe Goebbels will step in the direction of the Roman Legion and inspire the proud Dinonazi servitors with the aid of his Collection of Dinonazi Propaganda! Let the hateful flyers fly, let the anti-bowienaut sentiments increase! Most of all, let it be known that we have entered a state of total war, where no man, woman, stingray, dinosaur or flying emu will be working for any purpose other than the complete and utter annihilation of all that Bowie owns and stands for! Particularly sequins! Those will be the first to go!
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: lawastooshort on May 20, 2013, 04:02:51 pm
right everybody is in and everybody else who might want to is in and i will get started tomorrow but now

sleepytimes
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 20, 2013, 08:28:48 pm
Does DinoHitler have an opening for a trusted lieutenant?
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: lawastooshort on May 21, 2013, 12:44:09 am
yes
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 21, 2013, 06:23:04 am
What genus would said lieutenant be?
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: lawastooshort on May 21, 2013, 07:16:54 am
some kind of evil dinonazi?

anyone who hates freeman moxy or sequins
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: Digital Hellhound on May 21, 2013, 09:17:48 am
Caesar Marcus Aurelius Antonius Augustus, Imperator Romanorum, in autoraeda lenonis campus belli advenit!

'Cave, DinoHitler, Rex Dinosaurorum! Celeriter vincam te!'

Spoiler: What? (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: kingfisher1112 on May 21, 2013, 09:53:16 am
can i bee dinhitler?
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: lawastooshort on May 21, 2013, 09:59:16 am
you can order him to do stuff which is kind of the same yes

also i'm doing the turn now so dont be surprised if you dont get your action in this turn if you post after now
Title: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: lawastooshort on May 21, 2013, 04:12:22 pm
you are dinohitler or one of his minions (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=101114.msg4259555#msg4259555)

the forces of freedom and democracy approach

Quote from: Harry Baldman on May 20, 2013, 02:53:18 pm
Action: Crazy Joe Goebbels will step in the direction of the Roman Legion and inspire the proud Dinonazi servitors with the aid of his Collection of Dinonazi Propaganda! Let the hateful flyers fly, let the anti-bowienaut sentiments increase! Most of all, let it be known that we have entered a state of total war, where no man, woman, stingray, dinosaur or flying emu will be working for any purpose other than the complete and utter annihilation of all that Bowie owns and stands for! Particularly sequins! Those will be the first to go!

...just as you open your mouth to speak a forty foot tall wall of vomit approaches too

it goes in your mouth

and your throat

it explodes your guts out

you don't get to finish your speech

sorry

Quote from: Chink on May 20, 2013, 02:08:07 pm
Action: Otto bites HORRIBLE FACE GUY! Also, if the Squad Leader ability is accepted, he summons his squad and orders them to attack.

...you bite that sucker in the guts

they bleed so bad

haha

plus you summon your homies

unfortunately also one of your skills disappears and then also your legs are crushed off

Wound Acquired: Davy ENORMOCROCKETT: Severely Bleeding Guts!

Quote from: Il Palazzo on May 20, 2013, 11:07:55 am
Action: Sneak into McCartney's toilet at night and become a sign:

...narrowly avoiding having your guts headbutted off like jochen your sidekick you sneak into paul mccartney's toilet to sabotage his life

but you nearly trip up instead

Quote from: scapheap on May 20, 2013, 10:28:53 am
Stab archimedes

a small kitty approaches

he retches

out comes a black hole

you die in thousands of tiny dense pieces whilst decimating your friends with bits of roman and nudity

feel free to try again

Spoiler: Dead Crazy Joe Goebbels, Dinoreich Oddly Human Minister of Dinopropaganda (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dead Ares (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Il Palazzo (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Otto van Dino (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: DINOHITLER: CHIEF OF ALL EVIL (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: Chink on May 21, 2013, 04:48:01 pm
Engage secret technique: Like a 6-year old! Bite his face off! The Dino Squadron shall help Otto in these activities.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 21, 2013, 05:16:26 pm
DINOHITLER'S BRAIN PART: The Evil Center (about 43% of dinobrain)
Skills for DINOHITLER: Made of Evil, Total War, Mediocre Painter, Stupid Evil.
Action: Engage Total War, eat Schrodinger's Cat to both heal wounds and fulfill petty evil act quota for now.

Is that too many skills? Just thought, since nobody else is stepping up, might as well go full-on.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: lawastooshort on May 22, 2013, 01:22:49 am
no that is good dinohitlering also risk of no turn today

(http://img.ie/tgzn0.png)
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: lawastooshort on May 24, 2013, 06:25:55 am
you are dinohitler or one of his minions (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=101114.msg4268710#msg4268710)

Quote from: Harry Baldman on May 21, 2013, 05:16:26 pm
Action: Engage Total War, eat Schrodinger's Cat to both heal wounds and fulfill petty evil act quota for now.

you eat the cat after summoning ravenous elite dinonazis but the cat is a hologram and doesn’t heal your wounds oh well hahah the cat chokes on a furball

but then suddenly davy crockett kicks a bunch of dinosaurs at you and it hurts a lot

suddenly steve irwin lodges himself in your brain and explodes

it hurts a lot

one hero of freedom down three or four or five i don’t even know to go

WOUND ACQUIRED: DINOHITLER: Severed Guts!

WOUND ACQUIRED: DINOHITLER: Bleeding Skull!

WOUND ACQUIRED: DINOHITLER: Severed Left Leg!

WOUND ACQUIRED: DINOHITLER: SEVERED BRAIN!

Quote from: Chink on May 21, 2013, 04:48:01 pm
Engage secret technique: Like a 6-year old! Bite his face off! The Dino Squadron shall help Otto in these activities.

you lose initiative and davy crockett kicks you at the fuhrer it is bad and hurts a lot so in a rage you run with no legs at davy crockett and you and your homies bite him up a bit haha

WOUND ACQUIRED: Otto Von or Van Dino: Broken Head!

WOUND ACQUIRED: DINOCRONY 1: Severed Thighs!

WOUND ACQUIRED: DINOCRONY 2: Bleeding Face!

WOUND ACQUIRED: DINOCRONY 3: Fractured Face!

WOUND ACQUIRED: Davy Crockett: Bleeding Face!

WOUND ACQUIRED: Davy Crockett: Bleeding Guts!

anyone can still join as romans or bad guys or dinonazis or anything also you can click on the title

Spoiler: Il Palazzo (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Otto van Dino (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: DINOHITLER: CHIEF OF ALL EVIL (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn fourteen
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 24, 2013, 09:49:47 am
Scream at wounds in angry-sounding Dinogerman until they stop bleeding and become scabs. Activate Total War.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn fourteen
Post by: lawastooshort on May 24, 2013, 09:54:42 am
do you want the total war minions to do anything other than order coffee
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn fourteen
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 24, 2013, 10:05:10 am
Sure. Why not.

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 (already summoned ones) - provide medical aid to the Dinofuhrer.

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 2 (newly summoned ones) - protect Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 and the Dinofuhrer.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn fourteen
Post by: Chink on May 24, 2013, 10:32:04 am
Continue eating Davy.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 24, 2013, 11:11:38 pm
Finally got around to doing this.

Spoiler: Adjutrate (click to show/hide)

Action: Determine what has gone wrong now and how I can fix it.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn fourteen
Post by: borno on May 25, 2013, 07:51:48 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 92
Post by: lawastooshort on June 05, 2013, 06:50:34 am
Quote from: borno on May 25, 2013, 07:51:48 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

so you is you try to do evil with the heros but instead you steal some sweeties from a passing schoolchild but at least it makes you feel better and she was probably going to become a nonnazi anyway so

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on May 24, 2013, 11:11:38 pm
Action: Determine what has gone wrong now and how I can fix it.

you think really hard about what is wrong this time and suddenly it dawns on you that marx was alright really and you think maybe you should become a communist because it worked out ok for robostalin and then you get all naked and dance around taking drugs and stuff

Quote from: Chink on May 24, 2013, 10:32:04 am
Continue eating Davy.

just as you are about to eat the enormous davy crockett you get sucked into a sweaty speedo vortex and encased within davy crockett’s horrible gut wound and ignoring the days old speedo sweat you start chewing on a bit of gut and it falls off so hard that davy crockett dies on the ground of blood loss right there although you are still in his sweaty and screaming in latin speedo

Quote from: Harry Baldman on May 24, 2013, 10:05:10 am
Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 (already summoned ones) - provide medical aid to the Dinofuhrer.

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 2 (newly summoned ones) - protect Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 and the Dinofuhrer.

and also there was that screaming and stuff by dinohitler in dinogerman and he screams but it just increases his blood pressure but not heals the wounds but then the first elite dinonazis are so ravenous they chew your foot quite badly and then some more dinonazis come along and it’s a bit better
Spoiler: DINOHITLER: CHIEF OF ALL EVIL (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Il Palazzo (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Otto van Dino (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Adjutrate (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 92
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 05, 2013, 08:01:04 am
Continue Total War! Activate Loved By Tables!

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 - stop chewing on the Dinofuhrer! Provide medical aid for him!

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 2 - fetch the stunned Monsieur Jacques Kennedy and stick him into the Dinofuhrer's bleeding wounds or perhaps a puddle of evil presumably lying around the Dinofuhrer! Cover him in Dinonazi goodevilness, hopefully crafting a worthy successor in the name of EVIL!

Presumably Ravenous and Elite Dinonazi Group 3 - protect the Dinofuhrer!

Also, new trait for dinoHITLER - Loved By Tables.

I hope adding traits in the middle of combat is something I can do. I was kinda hoping somebody else would pitch in, but it doesn't look like that's happening.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 92
Post by: lawastooshort on June 05, 2013, 08:11:36 am
Quote from: Harry Baldman on June 05, 2013, 08:01:04 am
I hope adding traits in the middle of combat is something I can do. I was kinda hoping somebody else would pitch in, but it doesn't look like that's happening.

It is (and a good trait it is too) (up to dinoHITLER's character level), and so was I, and alas no. I guess I don't update very often.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 92
Post by: Chink on June 05, 2013, 12:57:35 pm
Eat Enormocrocket's heart, with the aid of my minions.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 92
Post by: lawastooshort on June 10, 2013, 09:06:14 am
last call if anyone wants to totally kill some heroes i am writing the turn shortly
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 92
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 10, 2013, 10:16:40 pm
Stop acting like a combination of Communist and hippy.


Attempt to not roll a 1 whilst determining problems.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 92
Post by: Scionox on June 10, 2013, 11:27:56 pm
Spoiler: We need more mechas (click to show/hide)

Is that fine? if so...
LAZOR the everything out of random enemy.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 92
Post by: lawastooshort on June 11, 2013, 12:08:36 am
yes that is fine everyone likes lazors
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 92
Post by: lawastooshort on June 11, 2013, 12:09:44 am
and speedos
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 92
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 11, 2013, 05:37:01 am
Quote from: Scionox on June 10, 2013, 11:27:56 pm
Spoiler: We need more mechas (click to show/hide)
Isn't the proper plural of mecha "mecha"?
Title: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 7
Post by: lawastooshort on June 11, 2013, 09:26:21 am
Quote from: Harry Baldman on June 05, 2013, 08:01:04 am
Continue Total War! Activate Loved By Tables!

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 - stop chewing on the Dinofuhrer! Provide medical aid for him!

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 2 - fetch the stunned Monsieur Jacques Kennedy and stick him into the Dinofuhrer's bleeding wounds or perhaps a puddle of evil presumably lying around the Dinofuhrer! Cover him in Dinonazi goodevilness, hopefully crafting a worthy successor in the name of EVIL!

Presumably Ravenous and Elite Dinonazi Group 3 - protect the Dinofuhrer!

the dinonazis scare dinohitler’s blood back into him and then the dinofuhrer summons titanium nazi tables and you wipe jacques kennedy in some blood but nothing seems to happen except more dinonazis appear crikey there’s a lot of them but suddenly there’s a lot of smoke and your arms are severed

Wound Acquired: DinoHITLER: Severed Arms!

Quote from: Chink on June 05, 2013, 12:57:35 pm
Eat Enormocrocket's heart, with the aid of my minions.

you eat his heart a bit but it doesn’t really hurt him and then one of your minions has his head torn off by hulkimedes and then davy crockett shoots rockets into his own groin and severely injures you and your minions indeed he severs your guts

Wound Acquired: Otto van Dino: Severed Guts!

Quote from: Scionox on June 10, 2013, 11:27:56 pm
Spoiler: We need more mechas (click to show/hide)

Is that fine? if so...
LAZOR the everything out of random enemy.

you lazor the arm out of davy crockett’s face he is distraught

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 10, 2013, 10:16:40 pm
Stop acting like a combination of Communist and hippy.

you manage this and are now fully clothed sober and non-dancing but then some balls explode in your face and in your head too

Wound Acquired: Adjutrate: Very Heavy Headblood!

Wound Acquired: Adjutrate: Very Heavy Faceblood!

Spoiler: DINOHITLER: CHIEF OF ALL EVIL (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Il Palazzo (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Otto van Dino (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Adjutrate (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 7
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 11, 2013, 10:13:24 am
Dinohitler - say mean words to demean Schrodinger's Cat to fulfill petty evil quota. Try not to bleed to death. Continue Total War. Continue Loved by Tables. Allow Dinonazi Group

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 - Try to stop the Fuhrer from bleeding to death most terribly. Chant Dinonazi propaganda to make him feel better afterwards.

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 2 - Restrain Jacques Kennedy and apply the mystically evil Spare Moustache of Dinonazi Glory to his face (underneath his other mustache for maxi), hopefully infusing him with sufficient amounts of Dinonazism to wear him down and infect him with Dinonazi sensibilities!

Massive Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 3 - Devour Ringo Starr, then vomit his remains at Davy Crockett to slip him up!

Presumably Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 4 - Protect the Dinofuhrer from any that wish him harm!
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 92
Post by: Scionox on June 11, 2013, 01:43:05 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 11, 2013, 05:37:01 am
Isn't the proper plural of mecha "mecha"?
It is? I always thought mecha is just a 'cool' way of saying mech for some reason, OH WELL...

Activate Panzerkampfwagen Plating, Continue LAZORing davy crockett!
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 7
Post by: 10ebbor10 on June 11, 2013, 02:54:48 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's Me. Monsieur Leclerc. I'm in disguise.

French Resistance: Do something competent. 

No, you're not supposed to notice this. I'm in disguise.
Yes, this isn't serious.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 7
Post by: Chink on June 11, 2013, 03:02:21 pm
Summon another squad, and give his heart one last good chew.
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions turn 7
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 11, 2013, 09:28:45 pm
MEDIC!
Title: you are dinohitler or one of his minions yeah
Post by: lawastooshort on June 24, 2013, 07:37:04 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 11, 2013, 09:28:45 pm
MEDIC!

a lovely old dinosaur comes and tells you it is ok and then he puts morphine in your ass and you feel ok voila

Quote from: Chink on June 11, 2013, 03:02:21 pm
Summon another squad, and give his heart one last good chew.

you and your homies fracture crockett’s freedom loving heart with your chewing yeah

Quote from: 10ebbor10 on June 11, 2013, 02:54:48 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's Me. Monsieur Leclerc. I'm in disguise.

French Resistance: Do something competent. 

you fail at competence

Quote from: Scionox on June 11, 2013, 01:43:05 pm
Activate Panzerkampfwagen Plating, Continue LAZORing davy crockett!

you cover yourself in armour and then lazor off davy crockett’s face and then an enormous crocodile foot eats you

Quote from: Harry Baldman on June 11, 2013, 10:13:24 am
Dinohitler - say mean words to demean Schrodinger's Cat to fulfill petty evil quota. Try not to bleed to death. Continue Total War. Continue Loved by Tables. Allow Dinonazi Group

you pretty much fail quite hard at most of this

Quote from: Harry Baldman on June 11, 2013, 10:13:24 am
Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 - Try to stop the Fuhrer from bleeding to death most terribly. Chant Dinonazi propaganda to make him feel better afterwards.

wait what you edited it afterwards no way man

Quote from: Harry Baldman on June 11, 2013, 10:13:24 am
Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 2 - Restrain Jacques Kennedy and apply the mystically evil Spare Moustache of Dinonazi Glory to his face (underneath his other mustache for maxi), hopefully infusing him with sufficient amounts of Dinonazism to wear him down and infect him with Dinonazi sensibilities!

jacques kennedy swats you all aside and your rival elite dinonazis from another unedited dimension steal the moustache and you uncontrollably form a dinonazi tower and a dinonazi climbs you and turns dinohitler into a zombie with the moustache

Quote from: Harry Baldman on June 11, 2013, 10:13:24 am
Massive Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 3 - Devour Ringo Starr, then vomit his remains at Davy Crockett to slip him up!

you eat ringo and also george and the beatles are quite probably over but the gm copy pasted all this before the vomiting bit so you forget to vomit but

Quote from: Harry Baldman on June 11, 2013, 10:13:24 am
Presumably Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 4 - Protect the Dinofuhrer from any that wish him harm!

your fuhrer fails at summoning you and you never turn up to the final battle and are haunted for the rest of your lives by what ifs and regret thinking that if only you had turned your alarm on perhaps you would have woken up in time to save dinohitler but no he is dead

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions yeah
Post by: Tiruin on June 24, 2013, 07:50:32 am
Do people who have died against dinohitler get a bonus too? XD

Still, I loved that end(?), and the follow up here? Same. :)
Title: Re: you are dinohitler or one of his minions yeah
Post by: Scionox on June 24, 2013, 03:43:36 pm
Aw, i haven't got to use overdrive, oh well.