Look to see where the smokey smell is coming fromGet up first, but yes.
Look to see where the smokey smell is coming fromGet up first, but yes.
I postulate there's a smoking crater nearby.
Anything noted as "perfectly spherical" is worthy of note. Investigate.
I have a bag of marbles to sell you at generous prices.Marbles aren't perfectly spherical. If you could make something that was truly perfectly spherical, it would be exceptionally noteworthy.
Marbles aren't perfectly spherical. If you could make something that was truly perfectly spherical, it would be exceptionally noteworthy.
Anything noted as "perfectly spherical" is worthy of note. Investigate.
Just grab the thing.You reach out two purple hands and pick up the black sphere. When what little soot there is has been wiped off, you discover it to be covered from head to toe in lines and patterns. Some are round, some of them are right angled, and they only very rarely repeat themselves.
We should take a nap! Our body will be in better shape so we can move without breaking.Your body gives a sigh of relief as you put down the sphere, taking note that in spite of it’s shape it doesn’t roll away, and slowly work your way towards the floor, which welcomes you with open arms and a thick coating of soot. You curl up in your bundle of rags, and close your eyes. The bright sun shines down at you from its zenith. The cold wind cuts through your clothing. Your body, once relieved, is now.
What, were we the royal sphere appraiser before losing our memory? We just see a random ball and call it a perfect sphere. It isn't like we took a scientific instrument to the thing.Actually, that’s an interesting thought. You took one look at it and said ‘Yeah, that’s a perfect sphere’. Some potential answers spring to mind, but no actual answers posit themselves.
Lets go down stairs so we can get away from the wind, and take the sphere with us.After vigorous debate, your body agrees to lift you again. You pick up the sphere, and you slowly set off down the stairs, away from the cold wind.
Some other hobo might also be here, given the fire here is still going and the soot outside is cold. See if we can shout “hello”.+1 But it might be our stuff from before we blew up, also sit by the fire long enough to get warm.
Your mouth opens, and a word comes out.Some other hobo might also be here, given the fire here is still going and the soot outside is cold. See if we can shout “hello”.+1 But it might be our stuff from before we blew up, also sit by the fire long enough to get warm.
Check and see how may hands we have then look in the bag that was next to the bed roll.You inspect your hands. You count them. Two. You count them again. Two. They’ve turned from red to purple in the time it took to count them twice. Then back to red. Then green. So have your arms. And your torso. And your legs. As you stare at the lightshow, your head starts to hurt, but You’ve noticed something else, too. Your... ‘skin’... is smooth, hard, and... you could swear it was solid, through and through, right down to the bone. Do you even have bones? Do you have blood? Organs? Muscles? Maybe you should do something else. Your eyes turn towards the bag.
Grab potato,throw it into the pot, add water, and baby, let's get a stew goingYou rinse the mud from the vegetables first. Your memory may be gone, but you do still know that they go bad if you clean them before storing them. But soon, the pot is nestled in the embers, filled with water and vegetables and just a pinch of salt. The anticipation of food allows your hunger to sideline itself for the time being; When done, the relief will only be the more potent for it. Your thirst, however, isn’t going anywhere, and most of the water is in the pot now. A sip from the edge will only do so much for your parched throat.
Finish the stew. Eat. Go get that interesting "perfect sphere" we found.+1
While we're doing stuff, consider: can we recall anything of ourself, our history, our biology, our world?
Put sphere in stew for flavor.-1
+1 Also grab the plate and the bedroll.Finish the stew. Eat. Go get that interesting "perfect sphere" we found.+1
While we're doing stuff, consider: can we recall anything of ourself, our history, our biology, our world?
As the stew bubbles away, you fetch the sphere again. Best keep it close. You stick the plate in the bag, and roll up the bedroll. Even once everything’s tidied away, the stew still isn’t done, though. Your mind starts to wander. Do you remember anything substantial? Where you’re from? Who you are? You know some things, evidently. You know that root vegetables need a layer of earth on them while they’re stored or they go bad. You know how to make a stew, though the quality has yet to be seen. You know what a tree is. Also, you expected your skin to be... skin-like. Fleshy. Not constantly changing colours (Currently a bright teal). But at the same time you’re... oddly okay with the state of your biology. You’re not sure what that means. And where are you? You honestly have no idea. Nothing feels familiar. Nothing remains in the oblivion of your memory. Encouraging thoughts all around.+1 Also grab the plate and the bedroll.Finish the stew. Eat. Go get that interesting "perfect sphere" we found.+1
While we're doing stuff, consider: can we recall anything of ourself, our history, our biology, our world?
Use the knife to move the metal out of the fire, and see if its still to hot to touch, then grab it and see what it is.A little big of digging later, you have in your hands a cold, hard lump of metal with a hole in it, and a wire attatching it to another cold, hard lump of metal with a hole in it, and one side’s been sharpened. A firelighter. Judging from where you found it, it seems to have been thrown into the fire by someone sitting almost exactly wherd you are now. There’s something else, too. A piece of paper. Several. All burned, blackened, and barely recognisable.
Take ballThe Sphere is unfortunately bigger than both holes, and anyway, the wire connetcing the two is in the way. You can balance the firelighters on the Ball using said holes, though. You’re not sure what this might serve to accomplish, but for all you know, it could be the most important discovery you’ve made in your conscious existence.
put in hole
This seems as good a place to stay the night as any.+1
Find somewhere relatively sheltered from the wind, and rest as best we can-- the daylight will make our journey easier.
You get out the bedroll and lay it out flat in the corner of the room, in an alcove that’s more likely to be the place showing it’s age than an actual design choice. You gather together your ragged clothing, do your best to conceal your bag, though it’s dark enough that you might as well not bother, and try to get a nap. In the end, through the clamour of thoughts wrestling their way in and out of your head, the distant wind lulls you, at long last, to sleep.This seems as good a place to stay the night as any.+1
Find somewhere relatively sheltered from the wind, and rest as best we can-- the daylight will make our journey easier.
Right then-- adventure awaits!+1 along the way, try to find a river or lake to drink from
Pack up our things, and set off down that dirt path we saw. Paths mean civilization, yes?
You gather your things, and hoist the bag over your shoulder. Heading downwards, the floor below you is empty and dark, containing another stairway down and little else beyond cobwebs, dust, and a sprinkling of moss. Ass you head down those stairs, however, you are greeted by an empty doorway leading to the great outdoors, a large stone statue on a plinth of a heavily-armoured Soldier with a Sword in one hand and a torch in the other, and an alcove in one wall with a pit, rope, and bucket. A quick cock of the head reveals distant running water. Soon, your waterskin is filled, your thirst satisfied, and you head out the doorless doorway.Right then-- adventure awaits!+1 along the way, try to find a river or lake to drink from
Pack up our things, and set off down that dirt path we saw. Paths mean civilization, yes?
”Do you know who I am? I don’t remember anything about myself””Do you know who I am? I don’t remember anything about myself.”
“Did I mention anything specific about the Graves? What do you know about them?”+1
“Did I mention anything specific about the Graves? What do you know about them?”+1
"Ah-- I should explain."+1
"You find me rather out of sorts-- it seems I've lost my memory in yonder tower!" (Point back that way.) "I'm most eager to learn again of myself and the world about me, but I fear I've been a bit-- abrupt-- in the process? I apologize for that."
+1"Ah-- I should explain."+1
"You find me rather out of sorts-- it seems I've lost my memory in yonder tower!" (Point back that way.) "I'm most eager to learn again of myself and the world about me, but I fear I've been a bit-- abrupt-- in the process? I apologize for that."
"Ah-- I should explain."+1"Ah-- I should explain."+1
"You find me rather out of sorts-- it seems I've lost my memory in yonder tower!" (Point back that way.) "I'm most eager to learn again of myself and the world about me, but I fear I've been a bit-- abrupt-- in the process? I apologize for that."
"Do you know anything about the tower?" Point at the tower. "And why shouldn't I go to Surin, is it a bad place or something?"+1
"Do you know anything about the tower?" Point at the tower. "And why shouldn't I go to Surin, is it a bad place or something?""Do you know anything about the tower?" Point at the tower. "And why shouldn't I go to Surin, is it a bad place or something?"+1
”Who are you, again?””Who are you, again?”
“Have we met before?”
"Good grief, I suppose I had best apologize for that too! My temper has gone now, I hope, along with my memory..."
"Anyway, the tower. I woke there in rather a lot of pain, my mind empty but for the thought-- hah--" (smirk a little) "the thought that I'd just done something very foolish indeed! I found signs there of a recent explosion, and a curious object in the soot..."
Pull out the sphere we found earlier. "Does this mean anything to you?"
Earlier you said that I wanted to "cross the Graves." Why would I want to cross the Graves?
"An egg! Ha, maybe. I wouldn't know."+1 to all. Also ”You mentioned a scene earlier, what was it? Also you mentioned your people’ when referring to me, what is my kind called?”Earlier you said that I wanted to "cross the Graves." Why would I want to cross the Graves?
And sure, say this.
+1"An egg! Ha, maybe. I wouldn't know."+1 to all. Also ”You mentioned a scene earlier, what was it? Also you mentioned your people’ when referring to me, what is my kind called?”Earlier you said that I wanted to "cross the Graves." Why would I want to cross the Graves?
And sure, say this.
‘Well, there’s People over there, in scattered farms and Villages, though not much of them. You might have been going to Surin after all. Maybe your egg has the power to end war forever. Maybe you were going to go into the graves for some ungodly reason. As for your People... I don’t know. I’ll admit it, People started bugging you because no-one’d ever seen someone who looked like you before. You were a novelty. It can’t have been your first time getting bugged about that, and you... well, you started a fight.’+1"An egg! Ha, maybe. I wouldn't know."+1 to all. Also ”You mentioned a scene earlier, what was it? Also you mentioned your people’ when referring to me, what is my kind called?”Earlier you said that I wanted to "cross the Graves." Why would I want to cross the Graves?
And sure, say this.
Who needs our old identity? We are clearly ready to pick a new life. We can punch people for all sorts of reasons now!She looks at it blankly. ‘Well, I didn’t leave it there, and I don’t know if anyone else has been to the shrine in about a month. A perfect sphere, though? I... sure. I mean... well, actually, now that you say it... yeah. And it could be valuable, to the right Person. It’d fetch a decent amount in a Pawn Shop, though the nearest one is back in Lent, or Kesch. Uh, Kesch is another City along the highway.’
Anyone have any cool new name?
Also pull out the orb, tell the lady we stole it from the shrine, and her if it is valuable and if she thinks it is a perfect sphere or not.
"Is there any town you'd recommend us going to, and do you have any idea of where we could figure out what we are?"+1, also, "Do you happen to know where we can find someone who knows more about the shrine, and possibly this sphere?"
‘You’re looking at the only Woman who still cares about the old Shrine. I know that most of the Cities have a University, and I’m sure someone in one of those would have answers, but I wouldn’t know which one was better. Or worse. They all have Walls, though, even if they’re too small to deserve it, so there’s nowhere safer.’"Is there any town you'd recommend us going to, and do you have any idea of where we could figure out what we are?"+1, also, "Do you happen to know where we can find someone who knows more about the shrine, and possibly this sphere?"
"Is there a city you'd recommend we go to, to figure out what this sphere is?"‘I’d recommend you never set inside a City wall, but I don’t know if that’s the advice you’d find useful. Out of Lent and Kesch I know that Kesch is definitely the more... rough around the edges, but I wouldn’t be able to say if either would be likely to have that sort of information. They both have intellectual Communities, but I’ve been in contact with neither. And, uhm, if you don’t find what you’re looking for, always remember, there’s always more People out there. There’s always someone in the know. Usually.’
Also, we need a name.Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau
Nod to ourself a little. "Yes... thank you very much indeed. For your words, and for your patience. I shall head towards Lent, methinks, and perhaps find some answers there."+1
Bow. "I am honored to have met you, madam Sheila! Safe travels to you."
Continue down the path, towards the village (and eventually, Lent.)
Nod to ourself a little. "Yes... thank you very much indeed. For your words, and for your patience. I shall head towards Lent, methinks, and perhaps find some answers there."‘Same to you.’
Bow. "I am honored to have met you, madam Sheila! Safe travels to you."
Continue down the path, towards the village (and eventually, Lent.)
Lets go towards the buildings.You follow the path towards the Buildings. The path here is well-trodden, and the soles of your boots are soon given a coating of mud. A Man passes you by, surrounded by sheep, calling out orders to His Sheepdog. He gives you a strange look, but quickly disappears into a nearby field. The smell of peat-smoke fills your senses as you approach the buildings. A large, two story building with an L shaped floorplan is at the centre of the Village, a sign with a bed and a mug hanging over the entrance. A tall, bearded Man with an axe, as well as two chatting Women turn to look at you curiously. There doesn’t seem to be any other buildings here open to the public.
We don't have any money or anything worth trading. Dunno why we're going to an inn.You gaze at them with almost violent curiosity! The Villagers retaliate by upgrading their curious gazes to the much more potent and deadly curious stare!
Gaze back at them more curiously! That will teach them.
“Why are you confused? Do people like me not come here often? Do any of you happen to know what I am?”You suddenly stop gazing and walk up to one of the still staring formerly gossiping Villagers, and begin to speak;
”Behold!”
Hold up the sphere like it’s the holy grail or something
“I lost my memory. Have any of you seen this sphere before>”+1 But instead of saying behold, say "Gentlemen, BEHOLD!"
”Behold! Gentlemen, BEHOLD!"”Behold!”
Hold up the sphere like it’s the holy grail or something“I lost my memory. Have any of you seen this sphere before>”+1 But instead of saying behold, say "Gentlemen, BEHOLD!"
"Well, thank you anyway. I have many explorings to do!"+1, let’s call ourselves R R SAC for short
That castle seems interesting. Let's go have a look-see!
Based on the actions we've performed thus far, I'm forced to conclude that our personality is whimsical, flighty, and most unreliable. With that in mind... I'm just gonna wing it.
Our name is Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau. Our friends call us Bob!
...
...or they would, if we had friends.
"Would you like to touch it?"‘No.’, they blurt out in unison.
"Well, thank you anyway. I have many explorings to do!"“Well, thank you anyway. I have many explorings to do!"
That castle seems interesting. Let's go have a look-see!
Your gut feeling says that this is a good name. If nothing else, it’ll certainly turn a few heads, or turn them away. Either or.Our name is Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau. Our friends call us Bob!+1, let’s call ourselves R R SAC for short
...
...or they would, if we had friends.
"Just exploring! Should I be leaving?"
Oh.+1
Ohhh
...okay change of plans.
"Oh dear, are you one of the people I offended during my stay here? I'm told I raised quite a ruckus..."
"Why do YOU think I'm back here?"
"Why do YOU think I'm back here? Oh dear, are you one of the people I offended during my stay here? I'm told I raised quite a ruckus..."Oh.+1
Ohhh
...okay change of plans.
"Oh dear, are you one of the people I offended during my stay here? I'm told I raised quite a ruckus..."
Whisper to the Orb about the ladies. That will teach them.As he speaks, you whisper about the gossiping old Ladies to the sphere. It doesn’t whisper back. He sees this.
YOU told me to come back! You did, Marty!+1
it is wholly irrelevant if this angry dude is actually called Marty or not
"I'm afraid I don't understand what you're saying, I seem to of lost my memory a short while ago in the shrine near the Graves. Do you happen to know anything about that?""I'm afraid I don't understand what you're saying, I seem to of lost my memory a short while ago in the shrine near the Graves. Do you happen to know anything about that?"
I'm honestly not sure why we came back either buddy.“I’m honestly not sure why we came back either buddy.”
[...]
Lets just stare at him silently until he goes away.
“YOU told me to come back! You did, Marty!”YOU told me to come back! You did, Marty!+1
STARE
You STARE. The Man goes from fuming with rage to confused to the point of tears in a matter of moments. You could almost swear you heard an audible click."There are like five different people in my head telling me what to do right now. This may or may not be normal for me, but they are definitely like new people if it is. Therefore I am an entirely different person than whoever you have issue with."STARE
No wait this is better +1
"Sheila told me that I caused a ruckus, a few other villagers confirmed that. Mind telling me what I did?"
I'm laughing so hard right now"Sheila told me that I caused a ruckus, a few other villagers confirmed that. Mind telling me what I did? ...I'm sorry. I'm very much not myself right now. You can probably tell."
because this is completely out of control
but let's try and salvage it anyway.
"...I'm sorry. I'm very much not myself right now. You can probably tell.""Sheila told me that I caused a ruckus, a few other villagers confirmed that. Mind telling me what I did?"Say this.
”How can that possibly be my fault, Bobby? For I know, you could’ve fallen on a rock!”-1 no point in being rude
"Ha, just once? You think one of your limp wristed punches is as good as ours, when you are injured? You will punch us ten times. In the face. No holding back."-1 to this too
"Ha, just once? You think one of your limp wristed punches is as good as ours, when you are injured? You will punch us ten times. In the face. No holding back."-1
”It’s on;y fair. I hope you get better, and I’m sorry for that” Await the punching+1
The semicolon is supposed to be an l, shouldOI edit it? Also I will minus the plus in my last post
He will probably stop before killing us.
Probably.
”It’s only fair. I hope you get better, and I’m sorry for that” Await the punching”It’s only fair. I hope you get better, and I’m sorry for that.”
"I'm sorry for the trouble I have caused you. You have been quite polite, all things considered, so I'll do as you request."+1
With that, we should leave the village.
+1"I'm sorry for the trouble I have caused you. You have been quite polite, all things considered, so I'll do as you request."+1
With that, we should leave the village.
Back the fuck up, you sayin’ I can stop time?-1
"I'm sorry for the trouble I have caused you. You have been quite polite, all things considered, so I'll do as you request."+1"I'm sorry for the trouble I have caused you. You have been quite polite, all things considered, so I'll do as you request."+1
With that, we should leave the village.
Set up camp, have a drink, and boil a potato for dinner+1 And lets try to find somewhere sheltered from the wind for our camp.
+1Set up camp, have a drink, and boil a potato for dinner+1 And lets try to find somewhere sheltered from the wind for our camp.
It’s still early afternoon, but you decide to have dinner anyways. There’s very little cover, and no trees to speak of, but in the shadow of a particularly large rock you find a small bush. Soon, using branches from the bush combined with your fire-striker, you set up a small campfiee. You take a drink, fill the pot with water, and leave a Potato to boil. In the time it takes for all this to happen, combined with how long it takes for the Potato to boil, not a single soul passes by on the road.+1Set up camp, have a drink, and boil a potato for dinner+1 And lets try to find somewhere sheltered from the wind for our camp.
Pack up and head in the direction of Lent while there's still sunlight+1
+1Pack up and head in the direction of Lent while there's still sunlight+1
+1+1Pack up and head in the direction of Lent while there's still sunlight+1
Be sure to put out the fire before we go.
We don’t have any money to pay for a room. It might be better to spend the night campingCounterpoint: It's not night yet
We don’t have any money to pay for a room. It might be better to spend the night campingCounterpoint: It's not night yet
Could also find shelter as we travel
Could also camp out on the outskirts of town if need be
You stand up, stretch, and stamp on the fire until it goes out. You pack what little of your things you unpacked, and you set off. The road goes on, and on, and on, and on, winding between hills and mountains, occasionally giving way to patches of thin forest. You fill your waterskin at a stream running underneath the Highway, drinking enough to keep yourself going. You pass a few ruined stone buildings, and at one point ring of stone walls, which presumably once contained a Settlement built out of less long-lasting materials. The sun is almost out of sight by the time you crest a rise in the land, and see Lent ahead.+1+1Pack up and head in the direction of Lent while there's still sunlight+1
Be sure to put out the fire before we go.
‘Heading in?’
Well that crazy old lady told us not to, so lets do it and see what happens since we are here already.+1
"No, I just came to enjoy the wall. It is a very fine wall, the best I've seen in years. You must be very proud of it. I think I'll build a wall just like it around my own city one day."
"Please."‘Heading in?’
"Please."
"No, I just came to enjoy the wall. It is a very fine wall, the best I've seen in years. You must be very proud of it. I think I'll build a wall just like it around my own city one day.""No, I just came to enjoy the wall. It is a very fine wall, the best I've seen in years. You must be very proud of it. I think I'll build a wall just like it around my own city one day."+1
"I lack both papers and money, but I can offer you something with even greater value!" Pull a potato out of our bag and hold it up like its something amazing, then say, "Its a magical wishing potato and I will give it to you as payment for the toll!""I lack both papers and money, but I can offer you something with even greater value!" Pull a potato out of our bag and hold it up like its something amazing, then say, "Its a magical wishing potato and I will give it to you as payment for the toll!"
Take out the black sphere and attempt to stop time
if nothing happens, put sphere away and sulk off towards the soup kitchen
Two drunks and a random Guy in a cloak have gathered to watch.Take out the black sphere and attempt to stop time
if nothing happens, put sphere away and sulk off towards the soup kitchen
+1, but first...
“Of course the magical potato doesn’t work on the unemployed, or I would have used it myself! Fortunately for me it seems you have pegged me as a beggar, the second oldest profession. I humbly accept this offered job. Magical wishing potato, I wish to be inside those walls!”
Both and any advice on escaping the cruel tentacles of poverty‘Well, there’s always work for farmhands. Or any labourer. Or Grave-divers, if you’re desperate enough. Begging’s always an option, and some stalls hire extra hands if work gets busy. Couriers, spies, murderers, Plenty of People will pay good money for someone with no connections who can’t be easily tracked to do their dirty work.’
Eat the soup. Have a look around, is there anyone else here?+1
You eat the soup. You have no idea what the ingredients were, and it’s probably for the best not to think about it. It’s nice, though, hot and filling. There’s neither sight nor sound of another Soul, as far as you can tell. The street is cold and empty, with the slightest hint of wind.Eat the soup. Have a look around, is there anyone else here?+1
Lets go up and get into that room, then look around and see who's up there.You leave the cold street behind you and head up the stairs. On the first landing, you take the door on the right, opening into a rectangular room with plastered walls and shuttered windows, the only illumination originating from a candle on the wall of the landing. The ground is covered in straw, and four figures lie sleeping on the floor. One of them is short, stocky and long-bearded, one of them is tall, lanky and beardless, and the other two look to be Dragon-People like the Lady downstairs. None of them stir as you enter.
They seem to be deeply sleeping, we'd better+1start screamingstab themthrow a flashbangleave them alone and get some sleep ourselves, but make sure we keep our bag close to us so no one steals our stuff..
+1They seem to be deeply sleeping, we'd better+1start screamingstab themthrow a flashbangleave them alone and get some sleep ourselves, but make sure we keep our bag close to us so no one steals our stuff..
You find a patch of straw that seems suitable for sleeping and, after closing the door, you hide your bag under your many voluminous folds and layers of ragged clothing. Soon, you’re lulled to sleep by the rhythmic breathing of your fellow Vagabonds.+1They seem to be deeply sleeping, we'd better+1start screamingstab themthrow a flashbangleave them alone and get some sleep ourselves, but make sure we keep our bag close to us so no one steals our stuff..
Grab some food and strike up some conversation with my fellow hobo-kind+1
You head downstairs. Outside, People are walking up and down the street. Gathered around the Kitchen Window are three of the Beggars you saw last night, the Tall, lanky, beardless one standing to one side eating some soup, the short, stocky long-bearded one right at the window, and one of the Dragon-People looking suspiciously at her bowl of soup, all joined by the Grey-haired Man running the Kitchen.Grab some food and strike up some conversation with my fellow hobo-kind+1
"HERE YE HERE YE! I have right here an object of VAST MAGICAL POWER! That is right, VAST MAGICAL POWER! With an object so perfectly round and also vastly powerful, I have many enemies wishing to steal it from me. I would say definitely but I appear to have lost my memory. I hear from a reliable source that some of you guys may be murderers, spies, and gravediggers! This is great, because I'll probably need all three of those things in the very near future. This is your one chance at a steady job to put food on the table. Who is interested?""HERE YE HERE YE! I have right here an object of VAST MAGICAL POWER! That is right, VAST MAGICAL POWER! With an object so perfectly round and also vastly powerful, I have many enemies wishing to steal it from me. I would say definitely but I appear to have lost my memory. I hear from a reliable source that some of you guys may be murderers, spies, and gravediggers! This is great, because I'll probably need all three of those things in the very near future. This is your one chance at a steady job to put food on the table. Who is interested?"
You look like a mighty warrior! Join me on an adventure for wealth and glory! What is your story?+1 can’t back out now
+1You look like a mighty warrior! Join me on an adventure for wealth and glory! What is your story?+1 can’t back out now
“You look like a mighty warrior! Join me on an adventure for wealth and glory! What is your story?“+1You look like a mighty warrior! Join me on an adventure for wealth and glory! What is your story?+1 can’t back out now
0 vs (1d6) 5You don’t hear the rest over the sound of a knife slashing your throat. The passer-bys stand back in shock, while the Dragon-Lady and the Bearded Man run towards you. You feel your neck dissolve as the blade runs through it, and dark, blue liquid gushes out onto the floor. Within moments, you feel your neck re-seal what parts it can, but thick, blue liquid, so dark as to be almost black, continues to flow down your chest from the bits of neck with wounds to big to be re-sealed. Your assailant doesn’t look like he expected you to survive that, but he isn’t going to let that stop him. He’s reaching for the orb.
I’m thinking we do only one action, do we even have a knife?We have an inventory
One action. Knee. Into crotch. Now.+1
Oh, sorryI’m thinking we do only one action, do we even have a knife?We have an inventory
+1 it will likely be quicker than the other actionsOne action. Knee. Into crotch. Now.+1
Your thoughts merge together. You make a descision. Your knee flies for his crotch...+1 it will likely be quicker than the other actionsOne action. Knee. Into crotch. Now.+1
2 (1d6) vs 2... And hits him in the leg. He reaches for the orb...
1 vs 4 (1d6)... And grabs it.
Tackle him and retake our orb+1 while also screaming
“Why are you taking this? Do you know what it is? What I’d does? Tell me”
I edited my quote and this one to change I’d to it. This is not a double voteTackle him and retake our orb+1 while also screaming
“Why are you taking this? Do you know what it is? What it does? Tell me”
"ITS MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"
Tackle him and retake our orb
“Why are you taking this? Do you know what it is? What it does? Tell me”
Question, why did we lie about knowing what the orb did?
We lied about knowing what it does, the person from the inn told us time stopped, so it can do that, but we don’t know how we did it or if it can do other stuff. We should probably still tackle him even if we don’t ask him what he thinks it doesQuestion, why did we lie about knowing what the orb did?
We didn't!
We lied about knowing what it does, the person from the inn told us time stopped, so it can do that, but we don’t know how we did it or if it can do other stuff. We should probably still tackle him even if we don’t ask him what he thinks it doesQuestion, why did we lie about knowing what the orb did?
We didn't!
Question, why did we lie about knowing what the orb did?We don't know shit.
"ITS MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"
+1"ITS MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"
All the +1
But first, smash our fist into his nose.
“Why are you taking this? Do you know what it is? What it does? Tell me!”Tackle him and retake our orb+1 while also screaming
“Why are you taking this? Do you know what it is? What it does? Tell me”
"ITS MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"
1 (1d6) vs 3... and You faceplant onto the cold hard ground.
6 (1d6) vs 3
6 (1d6) vs 3When you look up, your assailant has been tackled to the ground by both rescuers. He has a look of regret about Him.
Take our thing. Then get our blood on it and whack him with it.+1
+1Take our thing. Then get our blood on it and whack him with it.+1
Yes, now is the time to bash the orb into the assailant's skull
You take the Orb back. Your wound is still present, but it’s stopped bleeding. You wipe the Orb in some of the stuff coating the cobbled street. You lift the orb high, and bring it down onto his head as hard as you can. As soon as it makes contact, he’s knocked unconscious with an almighty whack. For a second everything goes quiet. But nothing else happens. The Dragon-Lady and the Short, bearded Man let him go. Their eyes meet for a second, and then they nod. The Dragon-Lady picks Him up, and begins carrying Him away, while the Bearded Man beckons you towards the Soup Kitchen, the Grey-Haired Man watching from inskde with curious eyes.+1Take our thing. Then get our blood on it and whack him with it.+1
Yes, now is the time to bash the orb into the assailant's skull
"I'm good. You see this orb makes me immortal so I can be as reckless and stupid as I want. I was actually just a human before I got it, its power is what made me all pretty and colorful. Worst that happens if someone kills me is I wake up with my memory lost, like earlier! I get to have trippy dreams about all the times I died in the past. Its pretty great."-1
Now I'm lying about the orb.
Yes, I am in dire need of advice. Please, thank you and come again.+1 wait, why are we saying come again?
Don't forget the strip that bastard of all his valuables before you dispose of the body!
”Yes, I am in dire need of advice. Please, thank you and come again. Don't forget the strip that bastard of all his valuables before you dispose of the body!”Yes, I am in dire need of advice. Please, thank you and come again.+1
Don't forget the strip that bastard of all his valuables before you dispose of the body!
All I know is that I know nothing.+1
I am Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau!
You can call me Bob
I'm alive, I think.
+1All I know is that I know nothing.+1
I am Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau!
You can call me Bob
I'm alive, I think.
‘That... that doesn’t give me much to work with. Nice Name, though, I’ll give you that. Well, you’re in Lent. Lent is built at a five-way crossroads, sort of. Kobolds live in the north, they’re the tall Folk with scales, Humans live in the south, They’re the tall folk without scales, Dwarves ,like me, live in the east and west, and Deep Dwarves, Insect-Folk, and a bunch of Others all live down the Graves. The Graves run from the south-eastern Mountains to some mythic ending in the north-west, and if you go to the very bottom of them, you reach the Place called The Underworld; Caves, tunnels, oceans, pits, and who knows what else are all down there, all in constant darkness. There’s other entrances, small caves and whatnot, but The Graves are the biggest. Anyway, there’s a road that follows the Graves on the northern side, starting at the point where the Graves end at Giant’s fall in the south, and continuing to follow The Graves off into the north, further than anyone goes in this day and age. And a few Cities away from Giant’s fall... is Lent.’+1All I know is that I know nothing.+1
I am Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau!
You can call me Bob
I'm alive, I think.
"Its fine. You saw me take a knife to the neck right? I'm basically unkillable. It would take like, a dozen hobos to put me out. Maybe two dozen. Perhaps even three dozen if I'm having a good day. Who would send three dozen hobos after one person? I mean I would, but I am currently struggling to recruit one hobo."+1 to examining the orb, but we should ask about where to go to apply for grave diving
Examine the orb to see if it reacted to KOing the dude in any way.
"It’s fine. You saw me take a knife to the neck right? I'm basically unkillable. It would take like, a dozen hobos to put me out. Maybe two dozen. Perhaps even three dozen if I'm having a good day. Who would send three dozen hobos after one person? I mean I would, but I am currently struggling to recruit one hobo.""Its fine. You saw me take a knife to the neck right? I'm basically unkillable. It would take like, a dozen hobos to put me out. Maybe two dozen. Perhaps even three dozen if I'm having a good day. Who would send three dozen hobos after one person? I mean I would, but I am currently struggling to recruit one hobo."+1 to examining the orb, but we should ask about where to go to apply for grave diving
Examine the orb to see if it reacted to KOing the dude in any way.
I’m guessing we are from there
So, tell me... Who would I go see to get some ‘dirty work’? A bulletin board? Or is there some sort of big boss in charge of all that? Maybe you can give me an example of what you’ve done before.“So, tell me... Who would I go see to get some ‘dirty work’? A bulletin board? Or is there some sort of big boss in charge of all that? Maybe you can give me an example of what you’ve done before.”
"One last thing whats going to happen to the guy that attacked me?"+1
"One last thing whats going to happen to the guy that attacked me?"+1
Do you want to kill him? He is already unconscious, if we do this again we have a good chance of killing the guy, though they might kill him anyway for the soup, so..."One last thing whats going to happen to the guy that attacked me?"+1
“Can I also smash the orb into his head again? Give him an extra dose of brain damage? This wound demands vengeance!”
“One last thing, what’s going to happen to the guy that attacked me? Can I also smash the orb into his head again? Give him an extra dose of brain damage? This wound demands vengeance!”+1"One last thing whats going to happen to the guy that attacked me?"+1
“Can I also smash the orb into his head again? Give him an extra dose of brain damage? This wound demands vengeance!”
Go find Tam (dragon lady?) and talk to her/thank her for before
+1Go find Tam (dragon lady?) and talk to her/thank her for before
+1
head for the Graves
You head downstairs and out the door. The streets are becoming ever more crowded. Market stalls have appeared wherever there’s space, and People crowd around them from shop-front to shop-front. You scan the crowd, before picking out the Kobold from earlier, who You assume is the aformentioned “Tam”. As you work your way towards Her, People stop and look at You. Everything other than your face is covered in layers upon layers of ragged clothing, and yet you stand out, even when some of the People here might as well list Beard as an extra limb, some are 6 or 7 feet tall and posess brightly coloured scales, and some are literal insects walking on two legs. In the end, You make your way to Tam, and get her attention.+1Go find Tam (dragon lady?) and talk to her/thank her for before
+1
"I just wanted to say-- thank you for before. You people really saved my hide back there."+1
"I just wanted to say-- thank you for before. You people really saved my hide back there.""I just wanted to say-- thank you for before. You people really saved my hide back there."+1
”My brain is telling me that I’m probably gonna be going into the Graves later. Any advice on how not to die a painful death. I’ve got this knife for protection!”+1
‘...’”My brain is telling me that I’m probably gonna be going into the Graves later. Any advice on how not to die a painful death. I’ve got this knife for protection!”+1
"Pretentious? No... you sound like someone who's lost something. I'll not ask what-- but thank you."+1
"Pretentious? No... you sound like someone who's lost something. I'll not ask what-- but thank you.""Pretentious? No... you sound like someone who's lost something. I'll not ask what-- but thank you."+1
"Ha! Memories, such troublesome things. Glad I threw mine away. Anyway, if I find some bells to ring I can avoid like 90% of random encounters with theoretical murderous hobos? Neat. You might tell that story to the average Hobo, but I'm a bit tougher than the average hobo. Plus I have this magical orb of VAST MAGICAL POWER!""Ha! Memories, such troublesome things. Glad I threw mine away. Anyway, if I find some bells to ring I can avoid like 90% of random encounters with theoretical murderous hobos? Neat. You might tell that story to the average Hobo, but I'm a bit tougher than the average hobo. Plus I have this magical orb of VAST MAGICAL POWER!”
Hold the orb aloft again.
"Speaking of, a lot of Grave divers sell their goods here yes? Is there any merchants who I could talk to about that? I kinda want to find out more about this VASTLY POWERFUL orb. I know it can stop time and stuff, but the rest of the details got lost with my memories."
Head to a University and ask them what they know of the sphere+1
‘See ya.’ She says, as you leave for the University.Head to a University and ask them what they know of the sphere+1
We kinda needed to ask for a way into the walls before ditching our exposition fairyWe already know the way into the walls
We kinda needed to ask for a way into the walls before ditching our exposition fairyWe already know the way into the walls
MONEY
Go to a local guardsman and ask for directionsYou look around, and try to find a Guard. After abut a minute, You end up at the Gates, talking to one of the People in massive green cloaks.
Look at our neck. Do we still have a massive cut that would be suspicious to the guard?
"Very well sir-- I shall attempt to obtain money. Could you possibly direct me to the nearest constabulary?"+1
Why is there a toll, anyway? What is so important beyond this Gate that requires payment?!? This artificial bourgeois construct is ABSOLUTELY DISCRIMINATORY against the hardworking public!He is taken aback by that.
Its hard to see your neck withoit breaking it, but a quick run-over with your hand reveals it to be amaller than you thought it was. So it’s probbaly healing.Look at our neck. Do we still have a massive cut that would be suspicious to the guard?
It was still marked as a "wound" in our last status/inventory update-- but I am curious to see how it's closing, if at all. +1
Go to main street, turn left at the cheese shop, it’s the only Building made from stone."Very well sir-- I shall attempt to obtain money. Could you possibly direct me to the nearest constabulary?"+1
Then let us go to the constabulary and obtain some money!+1 “thank you”
“thank you!”Then let us go to the constabulary and obtain some money!+1 “thank you”
Surely you must have heard of the many deeds and the dashing good looks of Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau!
You Bow elegantly, before speaking;Surely you must have heard of the many deeds and the dashing good looks of Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau!
+1, but bow elegantly to show how gentlemanly, dashing, and elegant we are.
”I lost my memory, so maybe> I have taken the name of Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau or Bob for short. Can you please tell me what you think you know of me?”
"...Thank you ma'am."+1
Bow again, then leave. Wrap our magic potato in this citizenship papers and lets go to the University!
"...Thank you ma'am.""...Thank you ma'am."+1
Go to the guard and show him the papers. When he lets us in, go to the University
My name is Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau!+1, but artifact, we only have one wrt9fwct, the sphere
Here are my documents!
I am here to have some mysterious artifacts identified.
+1My name is Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau!+1, but artifact, we only have one wrt9fwct, the sphere
Here are my documents!
I am here to have some mysterious artifacts identified.
No idea how/why autocorrect decided to scramble a word...+1My name is Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau!+1, but artifact, we only have one
Here are my documents!
I am here to have some mysterious artifacts identified.wrt9fwctartifact, the sphere
“My name is Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau!”No idea how/why autocorrect decided to scramble a word...+1My name is Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau!+1, but artifact, we only have one
Here are my documents!
I am here to have some mysterious artifacts identified.wrt9fwctartifact, the sphere
Change of plans! You might have met me, but that me is no longer me! Now, I am Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau! And I'm here to find out what this sphere thing is...“Change of plans! You might have met me, but that me is no longer me! Now, I am Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau! And I'm here to find out what this sphere thing is...“
“I lost my memory. What else do you know of me? Can you tell me what this is and what it does?” Show him the sphere“I lost my memory. What else do you know of me? Can you tell me what this is and what it does?”
Spells? What spells? Like magic spells? Magic spells coming from me? Oh! Was I an all-powerful mage?+1
Because I have forgotten everything related to that
+1Spells? What spells? Like magic spells? Magic spells coming from me? Oh! Was I an all-powerful mage?+1
Because I have forgotten everything related to that
Because I forgot, will you retract me some spells I apparently taught you?
“Spells? What spells? Like magic spells? Magic spells coming from me? Oh! Was I an all-powerful mage?”+1Spells? What spells? Like magic spells? Magic spells coming from me? Oh! Was I an all-powerful mage?+1
Because I have forgotten everything related to that
Because I forgot, will you retract me some spells I apparently taught you?
Drink some of that tea+1 But don't drink the tea, EAT the tea I don't care how we do it, just eat it!
First off, I want to get rid of this nasty, nasty wound.
Drink some of that tea+1, let’s drink the tea and try to heal our neck wound
First off, I want to get rid of this nasty, nasty wound.
Drink some of that tea+1 But don't drink the tea, EAT the tea I don't care how we do it, just eat it!
First off, I want to get rid of this nasty, nasty wound.
“First off, I want to get rid of this nasty, nasty wound.”Drink some of that tea+1, let’s drink the tea and try to heal our neck wound
First off, I want to get rid of this nasty, nasty wound.
Is dancing the most effective way to heal wounds fatal to ordinary folk? If so, I'm ready to get my boogie on! My poses will be the most fabulous in this dimension!+1 Gotta get our grove on.
-1 to "You know who eats their tea with milk, COMMUNISTS that's who!". This is unneeded, I’m not sure if communists exist here, and if they do, it doesn’t mean they are like StalinIs dancing the most effective way to heal wounds fatal to ordinary folk? If so, I'm ready to get my boogie on! My poses will be the most fabulous in this dimension!+1 Gotta get our grove on.
"You know who eats their tea with milk, COMMUNISTS that's who!"
-1 to "You know who eats their tea with milk, COMMUNISTS that's who!". This is unneeded, I’m not sure if communists exist here, and if they do, it doesn’t mean they are like StalinIs dancing the most effective way to heal wounds fatal to ordinary folk? If so, I'm ready to get my boogie on! My poses will be the most fabulous in this dimension!+1 Gotta get our grove on.
"You know who eats their tea with milk, COMMUNISTS that's who!"
-1 to "You know who eats their tea with milk, COMMUNISTS that's who!". This is unneeded, I’m not sure if communists exist here, and if they do, it doesn’t mean they are like StalinIs dancing the most effective way to heal wounds fatal to ordinary folk? If so, I'm ready to get my boogie on! My poses will be the most fabulous in this dimension!+1 Gotta get our grove on.
"You know who eats their tea with milk, COMMUNISTS that's who!"
Smile. Put our hand to our chest, and nod a slow nod. "I would be most grateful, sir."+1
+1Smile. Put our hand to our chest, and nod a slow nod. "I would be most grateful, sir."+1
+1+1Smile. Put our hand to our chest, and nod a slow nod. "I would be most grateful, sir."+1
"I would be most grateful, sir."+1+1Smile. Put our hand to our chest, and nod a slow nod. "I would be most grateful, sir."+1
Well, when I first woke up from whatever gave me my amnesia, this orb was one of the first things I found. I was in a stone tower of sorts. Someone referred to it as a shrine. I thought this orb was some conduit of power, but now I’m not so sure. You seem like the folks who would find out what it does. I’ll probably find another one during my travels
Compromise.I actually like this better
Drink all the milk, then drink all the tea.
+1Compromise.I actually like this better
Drink all the milk, then drink all the tea.
+1
Well, when I first woke up from whatever gave me my amnesia, this orb was one of the first things I found. I was in a stone tower of sorts. Someone referred to it as a shrine. I thought this orb was some conduit of power, but now I’m not so sure. You seem like the folks who would find out what it does. I’ll probably find another one during my travels
Solid summing up, +1
But just drink our tea like a normal person this time. Put a little milk in it.
“Well, when I first woke up from whatever gave me my amnesia, this orb was one of the first things I found. I was in a stone tower of sorts. Someone referred to it as a shrine. I thought this orb was some conduit of power, but now I’m not so sure. You seem like the folks who would find out what it does. I’ll probably find another one during my travels.”+1Compromise.I actually like this better
Drink all the milk, then drink all the tea.
+1
Why would anyone put milk in tea, do they want to ruin it or something?
"Try not to get dramatically killed for the orb. It would be a pain to have to track it down. Do you know anywhere that a hobo with citizen papers can sleep without getting stabbed in the neck?"+1
[“color=navy]Try not to get dramatically killed for the orb. It would be a pain to have to track it down. Do you know anywhere that a hobo with citizen papers can sleep without getting stabbed in the neck?[/color]”"Try not to get dramatically killed for the orb. It would be a pain to have to track it down. Do you know anywhere that a hobo with citizen papers can sleep without getting stabbed in the neck?"+1
<We dance magic’d that 1 wound away, no?>+1
Take coin
Thank’s buddy. Hopefully that orb won’t open a gateway to some hell dimension!
Go to Brass Lantern
+1<We dance magic’d that 1 wound away, no?>+1
Take coin
Thank’s buddy. Hopefully that orb won’t open a gateway to some hell dimension!
Go to Brass Lantern
<We dance magic’d that 1 wound away, no?>Thank You for pointing that out, that’s an error on My part.
“Thanks buddy. Hopefully that orb won’t open a gateway to some hell dimension!”+1<We dance magic’d that 1 wound away, no?>+1
Take coin
Thank’s buddy. Hopefully that orb won’t open a gateway to some hell dimension!
Go to Brass Lantern
Hi Ho! I, Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau, was recommended this fine establishment on the basis that it lacks crazy people who would stab others in the neck. I hope the review from the kind professor is true. Anyway, I am here for food and room and definitely not knives in the neck.
+1Hi Ho! I, Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau, was recommended this fine establishment on the basis that it lacks crazy people who would stab others in the neck. I hope the review from the kind professor is true. Anyway, I am here for food and room and definitely not knives in the neck.
Aye, that'll do fine. +1
“Hi Ho! I, Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau, was recommended this fine establishment on the basis that it lacks crazy people who would stab others in the neck. I hope the review from the kind professor is true. Anyway, I am here for food and room and definitely not knives in the neck.”+1Hi Ho! I, Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau, was recommended this fine establishment on the basis that it lacks crazy people who would stab others in the neck. I hope the review from the kind professor is true. Anyway, I am here for food and room and definitely not knives in the neck.
Aye, that'll do fine. +1
Ah yes, money can be exchanged for goods and services! Perhaps you might be interested in this shiny silver coin! Or...are you interested in this magical wishing potato? Actually, no, that magical potato is for personal use!+1
Anyways, what's your name?
“Ah yes, money can be exchanged for goods and services! Perhaps you might be interested in this shiny silver coin! Or...are you interested in this magical wishing potato? Actually, no, that magical potato is for personal use!Ah yes, money can be exchanged for goods and services! Perhaps you might be interested in this shiny silver coin! Or...are you interested in this magical wishing potato? Actually, no, that magical potato is for personal use!+1
Anyways, what's your name?
"Oh me? I'm a human who transformed magically. I can dance for you if you'd like."
This is a pretty big upgrade from hobo village, so lets go with two days in the half-penny room.
"Oh me? I'm a human who transformed magically. I can dance for you if you'd like."Question, do we know we were human?
This is a pretty big upgrade from hobo village, so lets go with two days in the half-penny room.
“I wish I could tell you, but by memories are lost”
Small room
The hope is since we were in town in the past, if someone remembers us. cancelling my vote and +1ing your vote"Oh me? I'm a human who transformed magically. I can dance for you if you'd like."Question, do we know we were human?
This is a pretty big upgrade from hobo village, so lets go with two days in the half-penny room.
“I wish I could tell you, but by memories are lost”
Small room
I'm making stuff up. More fun than just telling literally everyone we lost our memory.
I come from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder.+1
Wait. That’s not right. To be honest, I have suffered a sort of traumatic brain injury a few days ago so that knowledge is currently lost. However, I do have citizenship papers for this town. So I guess I’m from Lent for now.
The smaller room seems ideal and leaves us some money for later
The hope is since we were in town in the past, if someone remembers us. cancelling my vote and +1ing your vote"Oh me? I'm a human who transformed magically. I can dance for you if you'd like."Question, do we know we were human?
This is a pretty big upgrade from hobo village, so lets go with two days in the half-penny room.
“I wish I could tell you, but by memories are lost”
Small room
I'm making stuff up. More fun than just telling literally everyone we lost our memory.
"Oh me? I'm a human who transformed magically. I can dance for you if you'd like. I come from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder. Wait. That’s not right. To be honest, I have suffered a sort of traumatic brain injury a few days ago so that knowledge is currently lost. However, I do have citizenship papers for this town. So I guess I’m from Lent for now.”I come from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder.+1
Wait. That’s not right. To be honest, I have suffered a sort of traumatic brain injury a few days ago so that knowledge is currently lost. However, I do have citizenship papers for this town. So I guess I’m from Lent for now.
The smaller room seems ideal and leaves us some money for later
It be time to eat+1
Then
Strike up some conversation with anyone sitting close to us
*Psst* Hey buddy, you interested in understanding the complex mental machinations of one Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau? That is, of course, contingent on you not stabbing me in the neck. Neck stabbing is terribly rude and I don’t associate with such rude individuals.
You dig into the soup. Spoonful after spoonful of fish and potatoes and who knows what else work their way down Your throat, as carefully stewed flavours compete for Your attention. Soon, the last drop has been licked from the bowl, and You get a wonderful feeling of fullness inside.It be time to eat+1
Then
Strike up some conversation with anyone sitting close to us
*Psst* Hey buddy, you interested in understanding the complex mental machinations of one Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau? That is, of course, contingent on you not stabbing me in the neck. Neck stabbing is terribly rude and I don’t associate with such rude individuals.
Tell her about ourselves and be sure to mention the wishing potatoes, and be sure to leave out the sphere.+1
Tell her about ourselves and be sure to mention the wishing potatoes, and be sure to leave out the sphere.
+1Tell her about ourselves and be sure to mention the wishing potatoes, and be sure to leave out the sphere.
Well, as you’ve probably may have heard, my name is Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau. A mysterious wanderer with a mysterious past. I have traveled this world from the highest tower to the deepest Grave and all I have to show for it is my trusty magical wishing potato and an appreciation for the plight of the homeless. Again, except for the homeless bum who tried to cut my head off. I still don’t know what was that guy’s problem! I think it’s because he wanted my magic potato. Anyways, I’m either a fallen god, a scientist who dabbled in matters mere mortals should not dabble with, an adventurer who acquired mystical power, or utterly insane. Possibly all of the above! Or none of the above. Still trying to confirm that.
+1+1Tell her about ourselves and be sure to mention the wishing potatoes, and be sure to leave out the sphere.
Well, as you’ve probably may have heard, my name is Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau. A mysterious wanderer with a mysterious past. I have traveled this world from the highest tower to the deepest Grave and all I have to show for it is my trusty magical wishing potato and an appreciation for the plight of the homeless. Again, except for the homeless bum who tried to cut my head off. I still don’t know what was that guy’s problem! I think it’s because he wanted my magic potato. Anyways, I’m either a fallen god, a scientist who dabbled in matters mere mortals should not dabble with, an adventurer who acquired mystical power, or utterly insane. Possibly all of the above! Or none of the above. Still trying to confirm that.
“Well, as you’ve probably may have heard, my name is Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau. A mysterious wanderer with a mysterious past. I have traveled this world from the highest tower to the deepest Grave and all I have to show for it is my trusty magical wishing potato and an appreciation for the plight of the homeless. Again, except for the homeless bum who tried to cut my head off. I still don’t know what was that guy’s problem! I think it’s because he wanted my magic potato. Anyways, I’m either a fallen god, a scientist who dabbled in matters mere mortals should not dabble with, an adventurer who acquired mystical power, or utterly insane. Possibly all of the above! Or none of the above. Still trying to confirm that.”+1+1Tell her about ourselves and be sure to mention the wishing potatoes, and be sure to leave out the sphere.
Well, as you’ve probably may have heard, my name is Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau. A mysterious wanderer with a mysterious past. I have traveled this world from the highest tower to the deepest Grave and all I have to show for it is my trusty magical wishing potato and an appreciation for the plight of the homeless. Again, except for the homeless bum who tried to cut my head off. I still don’t know what was that guy’s problem! I think it’s because he wanted my magic potato. Anyways, I’m either a fallen god, a scientist who dabbled in matters mere mortals should not dabble with, an adventurer who acquired mystical power, or utterly insane. Possibly all of the above! Or none of the above. Still trying to confirm that.
"What a deep question. I suppose I should answer with my own. How is it that you do know who you are? If you could answer that, then we could both assume that I am missing whatever it is that makes you know who you are."+1
+1 to all"What a deep question. I suppose I should answer with my own. How is it that you do know who you are? If you could answer that, then we could both assume that I am missing whatever it is that makes you know who you are."+1
The brain is such a wonderful thing, ain’t it. So squishy and malleable and fragile and full of meat. A squishy, meaty room at the inn left vacant. It’s previous occupant having left without paying the bill and leaving quite the mess. Now occupied by yours truly: Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau! Next question.
+1+1 to all"What a deep question. I suppose I should answer with my own. How is it that you do know who you are? If you could answer that, then we could both assume that I am missing whatever it is that makes you know who you are."+1
The brain is such a wonderful thing, ain’t it. So squishy and malleable and fragile and full of meat. A squishy, meaty room at the inn left vacant. It’s previous occupant having left without paying the bill and leaving quite the mess. Now occupied by yours truly: Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau! Next question.
“What a deep question. I suppose I should answer with my own. How is it that you do know who you are? If you could answer that, then we could both assume that I am missing whatever it is that makes you know who you are.”+1+1 to all"What a deep question. I suppose I should answer with my own. How is it that you do know who you are? If you could answer that, then we could both assume that I am missing whatever it is that makes you know who you are."+1
The brain is such a wonderful thing, ain’t it. So squishy and malleable and fragile and full of meat. A squishy, meaty room at the inn left vacant. It’s previous occupant having left without paying the bill and leaving quite the mess. Now occupied by yours truly: Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau! Next question.
Help? Define help. Helping me to remember? Helping me acquire money? Helping me learn a new mystical power? We all need help in this life, so the question becomes this: What are you offering?+1
+1Help? Define help. Helping me to remember? Helping me acquire money? Helping me learn a new mystical power? We all need help in this life, so the question becomes this: What are you offering?+1
‘No, no, no, You misunderstand Me... I mean, do You need... help? Like... maybe You should talk to someone... professional? Visit the Hospital, maybe?’+1Help? Define help. Helping me to remember? Helping me acquire money? Helping me learn a new mystical power? We all need help in this life, so the question becomes this: What are you offering?+1
"The hospital! Whatever for, madam! I am quite healthy, thank you, and I have learned today a most marvellous magick for the closing of all wounds-- for my throat, it was slashed clean open! Behold--"
Dance our healing dance.
"The hospital! Whatever for, madam! I am quite healthy, thank you, and I have learned today a most marvellous magick for the closing of all wounds-- for my throat, it was slashed clean open! Behold--"+1 to the speech, however, we must heal something with our dance, doing magic without a purpose can result in unfortunate side effected
Dance our healing dance.
Eh, fine.+1
Attempt to heal our own mind. Maybe we can do something about this amnesia thing!
"You offend me by implying that I'm crazy! I came here to stay the night, talk, and and maybe help some people and you say that to me."
"The hospital! Whatever for, madam! I am quite healthy, thank you, and I have learned today a most marvellous magick for the closing of all wounds-- for my throat, it was slashed clean open! Behold--"
Dance our healing dance.
“The only thing sick about me is my beats.”
"I'm pretty sure the hospital would take great delight in dissecting my spleen, injecting my liver with colorful liquids, and eating my magic potato. No, this is a journey of self-discovery! Not one where some "doctor" saws open my skull to tell me that little brain worms have eaten my previous identity"
"You offend me by implying that I'm crazy! I came here to stay the night, talk, and and maybe help some people and you say that to me. I'm pretty sure the hospital would take great delight in dissecting my spleen, injecting my liver with colorful liquids, and eating my magic potato. No, this is a journey of self-discovery! Not one where some "doctor" saws open my skull to tell me that little brain worms have eaten my previous identity”Eh, fine.+1
Attempt to heal our own mind. Maybe we can do something about this amnesia thing!
--how long was I incapacitated for? Am I still at the brass lantern?
"...well sir, I appear to have misplaced my brain. Other than that..." Sigh.+1 but I think Magpie is a girl if I remember correctly, if so, say ma’am instead of sir
"Thank you for your aid. Might I ask--"--how long was I incapacitated for? Am I still at the brass lantern?
Say this.
Magpie put down His book to listen.
Magpie has come over from some unknown place of vigil and is now standing above You with a look of curiosity, confusion, and concern on His face.
I’m sorry. I must have misread some things. Disregard my previous post. Keeping the +1 to the planMagpie put down His book to listen.Magpie has come over from some unknown place of vigil and is now standing above You with a look of curiosity, confusion, and concern on His face.
Seems to be pretty consistently male.
Ugh. It seems like brain really really didn't like that. And now it seems as if I'm doomed to deal with mysterious spherical objects for the rest of my existence. Maybe I'll encounter a cube later. Oh! Or maybe a dodecahedron? Blasted geometry! Your mysteries continue to elude me... Oh well, lesson learned. Shouldn't be doing that again. Anyways, my sizable friend, how long was I incapacitated for? Am I still at the brass lantern?
"...well sir, I appear to have misplaced my brain. Other than that..." Sigh.+1
"Thank you for your aid. Might I ask--"--how long was I incapacitated for? Am I still at the brass lantern?
Say this.
"I was doing a healing dance and tried to heal my brain but it seemed to have made it worse, I might have more brain damage now."+1
Ye be giving me that look. That same look many give me. Always that look. Disgust? Confusion? Disgusted confusion? I don’t take offense, though, because I don’t understand either. I am a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. Now I ask you, what would you do if you were in my situation? What would you do if you heard voices in your head? They council me. They understand. They talk to me.+1
+1Ye be giving me that look. That same look many give me. Always that look. Disgust? Confusion? Disgusted confusion? I don’t take offense, though, because I don’t understand either. I am a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. Now I ask you, what would you do if you were in my situation? What would you do if you heard voices in your head? They council me. They understand. They talk to me.+1
"I was doing a healing dance and tried to heal my brain but it seemed to have made it worse, I might have more brain damage now."+1
"I was doing a healing dance and tried to heal my brain but it seemed to have made it worse, I might have more brain damage now."+1Ye be giving me that look. That same look many give me. Always that look. Disgust? Confusion? Disgusted confusion? I don’t take offense, though, because I don’t understand either. I am a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. Now I ask you, what would you do if you were in my situation? What would you do if you heard voices in your head? They council me. They understand. They talk to me.+1
You don't know? That makes the two of us, pal. You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Average Joe and you can see that statement is not true! I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! The best I can do is keep living my life according to what the mystical moon observers controlling my words and actions say I should. One day at a time, I says.+1 also head back to the inn and spend the night, maybe sleep will do some good
But listen, I gotta thank ye for the hospitality and hopefully the folks out there weren't too spooked by my shenanigans
You don't know? That makes the two of us, pal. You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Average Joe and you can see that statement is not true! I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! The best I can do is keep living my life according to what the mystical moon observers controlling my words and actions say I should. One day at a time, I says.+1 also
But listen, I gotta thank ye for the hospitality and hopefully the folks out there weren't too spooked by my shenaniganshead back to the inn and spend the night, maybe sleep will do some goodtry to fall asleep. I’m 40% sure the unconsiousness we went through wasn’t sleep
Oh, in that case,You don't know? That makes the two of us, pal. You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Average Joe and you can see that statement is not true! I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! The best I can do is keep living my life according to what the mystical moon observers controlling my words and actions say I should. One day at a time, I says.+1 also
But listen, I gotta thank ye for the hospitality and hopefully the folks out there weren't too spooked by my shenaniganshead back to the inn and spend the night, maybe sleep will do some goodtry to fall asleep. I’m 40% sure the unconsiousness we went through wasn’t sleep
+1Oh, in that case,You don't know? That makes the two of us, pal. You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Average Joe and you can see that statement is not true! I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! The best I can do is keep living my life according to what the mystical moon observers controlling my words and actions say I should. One day at a time, I says.+1 also
But listen, I gotta thank ye for the hospitality and hopefully the folks out there weren't too spooked by my shenaniganshead back to the inn and spend the night, maybe sleep will do some goodtry to fall asleep. I’m 40% sure the unconsiousness we went through wasn’t sleep
Ask to be tucked in first.
“You don't know? That makes the two of us, pal. You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Average Joe and you can see that statement is not true! I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! The best I can do is keep living my life according to what the mystical moon observers controlling my words and actions say I should. One day at a time, I says.+1Oh, in that case,You don't know? That makes the two of us, pal. You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Average Joe and you can see that statement is not true! I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! The best I can do is keep living my life according to what the mystical moon observers controlling my words and actions say I should. One day at a time, I says.+1 also
But listen, I gotta thank ye for the hospitality and hopefully the folks out there weren't too spooked by my shenaniganshead back to the inn and spend the night, maybe sleep will do some goodtry to fall asleep. I’m 40% sure the unconsiousness we went through wasn’t sleep
Ask to be tucked in first.
A vision? Of the past? Of the future?+1 ask someone if there was a fire in Lent in the past, if asked why I wish to know, tell them about my dream
Time to wake up. Time to head down and get some breakfast.
+1A vision? Of the past? Of the future?+1 ask someone if there was a fire in Lent in the past, if asked why I wish to know, tell them about my dream
Time to wake up. Time to head down and get some breakfast.
You strech Your limbs and crawl put from under Your warm, comfy covers. Your bag on Your back ans Your feet on the ground, You make Your way out from Your room and take the stairs down to the common room, brightly lit courtesy of the windows overlooking the street outside and mostly empty of Customers except a Dog-like Person, two Dwarves and a Human chatting about politics, and a Kobold staring mournfully at Her uneaten breakfast. The smell of peat-smoke fills the air, and You take a seat. As Magpie places a plate of scrambled eggs and toast in front of You, You lean over to the chatting Dwarves and the Human and ask them if there’s ever been a big fire in Lent, explaining that You had a dream in which You witnessed a Lent-like Settlement and lots of fire. One of the Dwarves, a Woman with long greying brown hair, is the first to answer.+1A vision? Of the past? Of the future?+1 ask someone if there was a fire in Lent in the past, if asked why I wish to know, tell them about my dream
Time to wake up. Time to head down and get some breakfast.
Imma gonna have to ask for a quick rundown on the local gods and associated divinity because right now I’m the god of forgetfulness+1
"I happen to be a god myself, so I've been told. Don't ask by who. I happen to care deeply about mortal affairs! For example"+1
Then turn to the Kabold
"Are you going to eat that? Wasting food is a sin, so it is written. I will save your soul by devouring it in your place."
Imma gonna have to ask for a quick rundown on the local gods and associated divinity because right now I’m the god of forgetfulness+1
“Imma gonna have to ask for a quick rundown on the local gods and associated divinity because right now I’m the god of forgetfulness.”"I happen to be a god myself, so I've been told. Don't ask by who. I happen to care deeply about mortal affairs! For example"+1
Then turn to the Kabold
"Are you going to eat that? Wasting food is a sin, so it is written. I will save your soul by devouring it in your place."
clap my hands and do a spin
Ta-da! It’s a miracle! I have seen it! I have seen the flames! The brilliant, brilliant flames that have made this toast absolutely delicious. Behold!
Hold up my ‘magic’ potato
I have been truly blessed by the Gods. Thank ye! Thank ye! Thank ye!
this looks like a good time to leave and search for a priest
Welp... we might as well make a proper exit.+1clap my hands and do a spin
Ta-da! It’s a miracle! I have seen it! I have seen the flames! The brilliant, brilliant flames that have made this toast absolutely delicious. Behold!
Hold up my ‘magic’ potato
I have been truly blessed by the Gods. Thank ye! Thank ye! Thank ye!
Do thisthis looks like a good time to leave and search for a priest
then do this. While dancing.
Welp... we might as well make a proper exit.+1clap my hands and do a spin
Ta-da! It’s a miracle! I have seen it! I have seen the flames! The brilliant, brilliant flames that have made this toast absolutely delicious. Behold!
Hold up my ‘magic’ potato
I have been truly blessed by the Gods. Thank ye! Thank ye! Thank ye!
Do thisthis looks like a good time to leave and search for a priest
then do this. While dancing.
Go back inside and get the food we left.Do this then this.
We literally just gave a sermon about how wasting food is a sin.
Talk to group of humans+1
Excuse me, pardon me, but I'm looking for the local house of worship! Would you kindly direct this lost poor soul towards salvation? I'm terribly confused and lost in this town and need someone to enlighten me on my status or lack thereof of my possible quasi-divinity.
Go back inside and get the food we left.Do this then this.
We literally just gave a sermon about how wasting food is a sin.Talk to group of humans+1
Excuse me, pardon me, but I'm looking for the local house of worship! Would you kindly direct this lost poor soul towards salvation? I'm terribly confused and lost in this town and need someone to enlighten me on my status or lack thereof of my possible quasi-divinity.
Nobody. I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine. I'm an experience. An amusing anecdote. A funny memory. I'm a source of local gossip. I'm confusion and bewilderment. I'm everything and nothing. And I must be going.+1 also thank them for the directions
Off to the temple!
+1Nobody. I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine. I'm an experience. An amusing anecdote. A funny memory. I'm a source of local gossip. I'm confusion and bewilderment. I'm everything and nothing. And I must be going.+1 also thank them for the directions
Off to the temple!
“Nobody. I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine. I'm an experience. An amusing anecdote. A funny memory. I'm a source of local gossip. I'm confusion and bewilderment. I'm everything and nothing. And I must be going. Thanks for the directions.”+1Nobody. I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine. I'm an experience. An amusing anecdote. A funny memory. I'm a source of local gossip. I'm confusion and bewilderment. I'm everything and nothing. And I must be going.+1 also thank them for the directions
Off to the temple!
”I would like to know information about the various deities”+1
”I would like to know information about the various deities”+1
"Good day madam! I am Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau, and--"+1”I would like to know information about the various deities”+1
"--you offer in this fine establishment."
+1"Good day madam! I am Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau, and--"+1”I would like to know information about the various deities”+1
"--you offer in this fine establishment."
+1 For the +1 pile!+1"Good day madam! I am Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau, and--"+1”I would like to know information about the various deities”+1
"--you offer in this fine establishment."
"Good day madam! I am Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau, and I would like to know information about the various deities you offer in this fine establishment."+1 For the +1 pile!+1"Good day madam! I am Robert Raphaël Silvester Ambrosius Costeau, and--"+1”I would like to know information about the various deities”+1
"--you offer in this fine establishment."
Try to speak back in the other language we just heard!+1 I had a dream last night about a burning city and an undead creature burning, I asked around and someone told me the Black Cat could be trying to talk with me”
"No thanks, I'm not much for window shopping. I heard you had a cute little kitty here, what can you tell me about a 'black cat'?"
I had a dream last night about a burning city and an undead creature burning, I asked around and someone told me the Black Cat could be trying to talk with me”Say this.
Speak in the same tongue as the other two. "I do hope I've not come across as untoward! I am here to learn, not to purchase." (Bow.)+1
Revert to the common tongue. "Perhaps another question would be more suitable:"I had a dream last night about a burning city and an undead creature burning, I asked around and someone told me the Black Cat could be trying to talk with me”Say this.
"Have you any knowledge of such matters?"
+1Speak in the same tongue as the other two. "I do hope I've not come across as untoward! I am here to learn, not to purchase." (Bow.)+1
Revert to the common tongue. "Perhaps another question would be more suitable:"I had a dream last night about a burning city and an undead creature burning, I asked around and someone told me the Black Cat could be trying to talk with me”Say this.
"Have you any knowledge of such matters?"
+1Speak in the same tongue as the other two. "I do hope I've not come across as untoward! I am here to learn, not to purchase." (Bow.)+1
Revert to the common tongue. "Perhaps another question would be more suitable:"I had a dream last night about a burning city and an undead creature burning, I asked around and someone told me the Black Cat could be trying to talk with me”Say this.
"Have you any knowledge of such matters?"
“Where is Clara? I would like to speak with her”+1
“Where is Clara? I would like to speak with her”+1
Examine some of the shrines in more detail, then head into the cloister+1
+1Examine some of the shrines in more detail, then head into the cloister+1
You head over to the shrines to have a look. The first one You look at has a small bust of a Kobold and an alter with several dice of differing designs and styles, and a few coins, beads, small shards of crystal, and what looks like a piece of broken pottery with bright green patterns shining in what little sun makes it between the gathering, looming clouds. A small placque underneath names this figure as Goramorniss, a local gambler so famed for His luck that as He approached His deathbed He was forbidden from gambling by most in the City for fear of Him bankruptcy. His spheres include luck, gambling, games, etc. and He acts as a local patron of Gamblers.+1Examine some of the shrines in more detail, then head into the cloister+1
"Oh, yes. I'm here for my offerings you see. My last follower offered me but a piece of silver, which has currently been chopped in half. You would think that guy could have made change with another half piece of silver instead of cutting up a perfectly good full piece. They'll be nothing but half silvers if he keeps up like that. Oh, look at me ramble! So just point me to the statue that looks like me, if you would kind priestess. And maybe the god of Thieves. I'm pretty sure he would be cool with me stealing his coins. It is like his thing.+1
My god Senses are telling me you are...Clara, one knowledgeable of the Black Cat? I wouldn't mind getting to know them either. You could tell me of them on the way."
+1"Oh, yes. I'm here for my offerings you see. My last follower offered me but a piece of silver, which has currently been chopped in half. You would think that guy could have made change with another half piece of silver instead of cutting up a perfectly good full piece. They'll be nothing but half silvers if he keeps up like that. Oh, look at me ramble! So just point me to the statue that looks like me, if you would kind priestess. And maybe the god of Thieves. I'm pretty sure he would be cool with me stealing his coins. It is like his thing.+1
My god Senses are telling me you are...Clara, one knowledgeable of the Black Cat? I wouldn't mind getting to know them either. You could tell me of them on the way."
I think it is arrogant to assume we are a god, I don’t want to offend the gods or CiaraI feel it enforces the fact that we're insane and offending stuff is fun.
I think it is arrogant to assume we are a god, I don’t want to offend the gods or Ciara
when have the gods assumed we are on the same level? Mortals told us about the Black Cat, which means the Black Cat must communicate with mortals too, or they wouldn’t know about himI think it is arrogant to assume we are a god, I don’t want to offend the gods or Ciara
It is arrogant of the gods to assume we are on the same level.
"Oh, yes. I'm here for my offerings you see. My last follower offered me but a piece of silver, which has currently been chopped in half. You would think that guy could have made change with another half piece of silver instead of cutting up a perfectly good full piece. They'll be nothing but half silvers if he keeps up like that. Oh, look at me ramble! So just point me to the statue that looks like me, if you would kind priestess. And maybe the god of Thieves. I'm pretty sure he would be cool with me stealing his coins. It is like his thing.+1
My god Senses are telling me you are...Clara, one knowledgeable of the Black Cat? I wouldn't mind getting to know them either. You could tell me of them on the way."
You ignore me at your own peril!+1 We will find our own answers!
Go snoop around the roomClaraCiaraSierra Mistthat old women came from
You ignore me at your own peril!+1 We will find our own answers!
Go snoop around the roomClaraCiaraSierra Mistthat old women came from
I have fallen from the below in search of divine knowledge and purpose! Being rudely ignored, I have taken the initiative into my own hands. I come to learn the specifics behind the worship of the One they call Feline of Blackness. The dreams! Every night, the dreams! They speak to me!+1 And I am no longer who you can, Vegabond. I am Robert Raphael [insert third name] Castau
Look around like we are looking for the vagabond he is talking about. Then look confused at the cat.+1
"Wonder what that guy's deal is. Anyway Black Cat, big fan, heard much about you. Love your show, really evocative. It is great to finally meet you in person! You are just as they say. Black. And a cat. It is much more descriptive than most mortals names. Really efficient, doesn't waste any time. Unlike me. I waste a lot of time. Even just saying my name. But enough with that, you keep trying to contact me and here I am! Your receptionist should have rung me in. I figure if you want to talk it is much easier to do it in person!"
Assuming the statue doesn't immediately talk back, ignore the mortals and attempt to take a nap on the shrine.
(Edited to be slightly more period appropriate)
+1Look around like we are looking for the vagabond he is talking about. Then look confused at the cat.+1
"Wonder what that guy's deal is. Anyway Black Cat, big fan, heard much about you. Love your show, really evocative. It is great to finally meet you in person! You are just as they say. Black. And a cat. It is much more descriptive than most mortals names. Really efficient, doesn't waste any time. Unlike me. I waste a lot of time. Even just saying my name. But enough with that, you keep trying to contact me and here I am! Your receptionist should have rung me in. I figure if you want to talk it is much easier to do it in person!"
Assuming the statue doesn't immediately talk back, ignore the mortals and attempt to take a nap on the shrine.
(Edited to be slightly more period appropriate)
+1Look around like we are looking for the vagabond he is talking about. Then look confused at the cat.+1
"Wonder what that guy's deal is. Anyway Black Cat, big fan, heard much about you. Love your show, really evocative. It is great to finally meet you in person! You are just as they say. Black. And a cat. It is much more descriptive than most mortals names. Really efficient, doesn't waste any time. Unlike me. I waste a lot of time. Even just saying my name. But enough with that, you keep trying to contact me and here I am! Your receptionist should have rung me in. I figure if you want to talk it is much easier to do it in person!"
Assuming the statue doesn't immediately talk back, ignore the mortals and attempt to take a nap on the shrine.
(Edited to be slightly more period appropriate)
“I have fallen from the below in search of divine knowledge and purpose! Being rudely ignored, I have taken the initiative into my own hands. I come to learn the specifics behind the worship of the One they call Feline of Blackness. The dreams! Every night, the dreams! They speak to me! I am no longer who you can, Vegabond. I am Robert Raphael Whatsit Castau! ”I have fallen from the below in search of divine knowledge and purpose! Being rudely ignored, I have taken the initiative into my own hands. I come to learn the specifics behind the worship of the One they call Feline of Blackness. The dreams! Every night, the dreams! They speak to me!+1 And I am no longer who you can, Vegabond. I am Robert Raphael [insert third name] Castau
You're doing a valiant job of keeping up with the madness of your players! I'm curious to see what happens from here.+1
"Woah woah woah, cat, little explanation before you get with the touchy-feely. You saying I used to be some kind of servant of yours?"
You're doing a valiant job of keeping up with the madness of your players! I'm curious to see what happens from here.+1
"Woah woah woah, cat, little explanation before you get with the touchy-feely. You saying I used to be some kind of servant of yours?"
I'm enjoying this just fine. Keep up with the good work!
What happens next? More unrefined madness and confusion I bet! It always ends in more madness and confusion.
On second thought, I like that better.+1
"It seems I have misunderstood your intentions, madam cat!" (Bow.) "Very well-- let us have done with this mountebank, and discover together where this dream-story may lead."
Strike the hand down by any means available to us. "Hyah!"
On second thought, I like that better.+1
"It seems I have misunderstood your intentions, madam cat!" (Bow.) "Very well-- let us have done with this mountebank, and discover together where this dream-story may lead."
"It seems I have misunderstood your intentions, madam cat!"Huh, that actually worked.
We refused. We lashed out at the hand to refuse it. This was all its fault. Does it think it could force us to return like this? We'll never be a slave again. From here on out we will be our own master bowing before none. Even if it means poverty. Even if it means being hunted. Even if everyone else looks at us as if we are insane. Even if it means becoming insane. Even if we sink into the abyss here. We live free, or we will die trying.
Huh, that actually worked.
We refused. We lashed out at the hand to refuse it. This was all its fault. Does it think it could force us to return like this? We'll never be a slave again. From here on out we will be our own master bowing before none. Even if it means poverty. Even if it means being hunted. Even if everyone else looks at us as if we are insane. Even if it means becoming insane. Even if we sink into the abyss here. We live free, or we will die trying.
Strike the hand down by any means available to us. "Hyah!"
We can figure out what's going on later. People need help now.+1 Dance out healing dance!
Spring to our feet. Drop the crazy act for once. "My methods are unorthodox sir, but I've some talent in the closing of wounds. Have we any injured in the building?"
+1We can figure out what's going on later. People need help now.+1 Dance out healing dance!
Spring to our feet. Drop the crazy act for once. "My methods are unorthodox sir, but I've some talent in the closing of wounds. Have we any injured in the building?"
"Its uh, the royal 'We'. Because we are our own king now or something. Yeah sounds legit."
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"Right, you ask a random hobo to help you save the town and I'm the idiot. I'll just go get my hobo shank and start stabbing necks. How rude of them, interrupting my chat with the nice kitty god..."
Stand up, brush ourselves off, and look for someone who is injured. They can explain what is going on while we dance-heal them.
You jump off the plinth.+1We can figure out what's going on later. People need help now.+1 Dance out healing dance!
Spring to our feet. Drop the crazy act for once. "My methods are unorthodox sir, but I've some talent in the closing of wounds. Have we any injured in the building?"
"Sticking here it is-- when my services are needed, I will be ready."+1
Look to the sky.
+1"Sticking here it is-- when my services are needed, I will be ready."+1
Look to the sky.