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Title: Lords of SPAM! Game is over! Ceodwell is victorious!
Post by: Haspen on December 22, 2018, 03:59:14 pm

8-Player game about diplomacy, dice rolls and conquests, in the contested lands of SPAMKINGDOM saga (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=170059.0).

Playerlist:
1. TankKit, Kiwi (orange)
2. Doomblade187, Parsia (purple)
3. Kashyyk, Dahnia (blue-violet)
4. melkor, Ceodwell (silver)
5. Unlurking Sentinel, Helliste (dark blue-violet)
6. Taricus, Luathbas (bright green)
7. TricMagic, Cydwyl (light blue)
8. Roboson, Lametania (cyan)

Spoiler: Rules (click to show/hide)

PLAYERS:

Each Player controls 1 domain of SPAMKINGDOM. The available domains, in initial order of Phase movements, are:

1. Kiwi (orange)
2. Parsia (purple)
3. Dahnia (blue-violet)
4. Ceodwell (silver)
5. Helliste (dark blue-violet)
6. Luathbas (bright green)
7. Cydwyl (light blue)
8. Lametania (cyan)

Each starts with 2 Supply Centers and Armies:

1. Kiwi (orange): KIW, KOI
2. Parsia (purple): KAR, KSH
3. Dahnia (blue-violet): DAH, NDA
4. Ceodwell (silver): AUG, KHO
5. Helliste (dark blue-violet): HEL, SLC
6. Luathbas (bright green): LUA, MET
7. Cydwyl (light blue): CYD, TVE
8. Lametania (cyan): LAM, STT

TURNS AND PHASES:

Each Turn represents one Year. Each Year is divided into 3 phases:
1. Spring Movement phase, separate for each Player.
2. Fall Movement phase, separate for each Player.
3. Winter Build/Disband phase, simultaneous for all Players.

During Spring and Fall phases, each Player has their own time to move (capped at 24 hours).
They can move their Armies from territory to territory, or support their other Armies.

During Winter Build/Disband phase, each Player builds new Armies or disbands their current Armies so that amount of Armies is equal to amount of Supply Centers they own.
So if you own 3 Supply Centers and have 1 Army, you can Build 2 Armies. If you have 4 Armies but have only 2 Supply Centers, you must disband 2 Armies.

THE MAP:

Map of the SPAMKINGDOM is divided into named Territories, each name shortened to 3-letter abbreviations. You can find entire list in 'Territories' spoiler.

You can view the map of traversible Territories in the 'Map' spoiler.

SUPPLY CENTERS:

There are 34 Supply Centers on the map, each makred with a black 'dot'.

Supply Centers determine how many Armies you can have. You can build new Armies at Supply Centers only.
Neutral Supply Centers can be taken by having an Army at a Supply Center at the end of the Fall Phase.

WINNING THE GAME:

To win the game, you must have 18 or more Supply Centers under your control at the end of a Year.

LOSING THE GAME:

If, at the end of any given Fall Phase, you do not own any Supply Centers, you must disband all your Armies, and you lose.

ARMY MOVEMENT AND COMBAT:

Armies are represented as squares with two black 'swords' on the field with a color representing their owner.

During your time to move at Spring/Fall Phases, you can move your Armies around, from one Territory to another adjacent to it. There can be only 1 Army inside any Territory at any given time.

If your Army wants to enter a territory where an enemy Army is already stationed, a Combat occurs. Both Armies roll 1d6 dice; if there's a tie, the dice are re-rolled.
The Army that has the higher roll wins the combat; the loser is destroyed. If the attacking Army wins, it also moves into the territory previously occupied by the loser.

You can also Support your Armies; one Army moves into territory occupied by an enemy Army, and other, adjacent to the territory you wish to conquer, Supports.
Supporting Army grants a second 1d6 to your attacking Army's roll. No matter the outcome of the combat, the Supporting Army is not affected.

You cannot Move and Support; an Army that is Supporting during a Phase cannot Move in the same turn, and vice versa.

Example:

Cydwyl has 2 Armies, 1 in Ruz and 1 in Tven, Kiwi has 1 Army in Donuth.
Cydwyl sends Army in Ruz to attack Kiwis in Donuth, and commands Tven Army to Support.
If Cydwyl wins the combat, Kiwi loses its Army in Donuth, Cydwyl's Army in Ruz moves into Donuth, while the Army in Tven remains there.
If Cydwyl loses the combat, it loses Ruz Army, Kiwis Army remains in Donuth, and Cydwyllian Army in Tven remains there.

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Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

(https://i.imgur.com/VupGbyh.png)

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Spoiler: Territories (click to show/hide)

/Letter:
ABR - Abbrieviation full name *Supply Center indicator*

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/A:
ANK - Ankurvat *SC*
ARA - Aran *SC*
AUG - Augas *SC*

/C:
CHU - Chunug *SC*
CYD - Cydwyl *SC*

/D:
DAH - Dahnia *SC*
DON - Donuth

/E:
ECD - Eastern Ceodwell *SC*
EEP - Eastern Empty Plain
EPR - Eastern Parsia
EST - The East
ETF - Eastern Tiftit *SC*
EVA - Eval

/F:
FLF - Felonsine Forests
FOR - The Great Forest

/G:
GLS - Glassworks *SC*
GRK - Grey Rockfields
GUB - Gubtan Border

/H:
HEL - Helliste *SC*
HLC - Hel Coast *SC*
HUP - Hurtlings' Pass

/I:
IBM - Ironbone Mountains *SC*
ION - Ionith *SC*

/K:
KAR - Karasau *SC*
KHO - Khosra *SC*
KIW - Kiwi *SC*
KOI - Koi *SC*
KSH - Kashite *SC*

/L:
LAM - Lametania *SC*
LLA - Llamber
LTH - Luthiana *SC*
LUA - Luathbas *SC*

/M:
MET - Methe *SC*
MNT - Mountain Tribes

/N:
NDA - Northern Dahnia *SC*
NEW - Newlands
NPR - Northern Parsia
NRT - Northern Mountains *SC*
NWL - Northern Wilds

/P:
PRP - Parsian Passage

/R:
RLM - Rainbow Lizard Mountains
RUZ - Ruz *SC*

/S:
SHS - Shahshan *SC*
SLC - Saltwater Coast *SC*
STT - Southern Territories *SC*

/T:
TCH - Tech
TIF - Tiftit *SC*
TVE - Tven *SC*

/V:
VAL - The Valley *SC*

/W:
WCD - Western Ceodwell
WEP - Western Empty Plain
WES - The West
WFL - Western Felonsein *SC*
WLD - The Wildlands
WLM - Western Lametania
WTR - Waterless Plains

/Z:
ZAS - Zasitost *SC*
ZON - Zonalath *SC*

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Spoiler: Territories Lore (click to show/hide)

/A:
ANK - Ankurvat
A Dwarven Hall, one of most heavily fortified ones in the region. Assaulted once by the forces of Merachd of Tven, the assault ended in complete disaster for Tvenian forces and death of their Grand Duke. In recent times, Ankurvat served as a springboard for invasion of Kingdom of Methiant, to punish its rulers and populace for destruction of Zasitost in the east.
ARA - Aran
Western part of the former Duchy of Sevon, once part of Lametania, then it became part of Holy Damdamian Empire as a vassal of Kingdom of Eusebius, only to become integral part of Kingdom of Rucus that followed afterwards.
AUG - Augas
The mercantile crossroads between Luathbas and Parsia. Once part of the latter, with main stronghold being Fortress of Abur, it fell to Houlandines of Luathbas in early 800s. Historians view its annexation by Luathbas as first step towards eventual destruction of the Old Parsian Kingdom. After the demise of Luathbas, it became the capital province of the Kingdom of Ceodwell, whose rulers were direct descendants of Houlandine Dynasty.

/C:
CHU - Chunug
Sparsely populated area in western Lametania. Briefly under rulership of the Kiwis, it then became territory of the nomad Chunug Tribe, which had ties with Republic of Damdamia. Its conquest by Houlandines of Luathbas led to war between Luathbas and Damdamia, precitipating the rapid ruination of the former in the 890s.
CYD - Cydwyl
Capital territory of the nascent Kingdom of Cydwyl that emerged over the course of 11th century. It then managed to subdue and/or absorb several northern neighbours, mostly under the brilliant military and diplomatic leadership of Queen Dogethe, who ruled the country in late 11th and early 12th century. Marital relationships with Empire of Methiant ended in union, and then assimilation, of Cydwyl into Methiant.

/D:
DAH - Dahnia
Once a minor kingdom, encompassing few cities, it grew in power after relative of Houlandine Dynasty, Sela of Luathbas, became its Queen. Kingdom of Ruz was made Dahnian vassal, and since then Dahnian kings and queens expanded their ruler further north, with Dahnians becoming first civilized peoples to settle along Saltwater Coast.
DON - Donuth
In ancient times, this area was southern part of the minor Kingdom of Tven. Neatly nested between Tvenian and Rainbow Lizard Mountains, it gained its name from its first (and last) despotic overlord, Donuth, who ruled in 2nd half of 11th century, until his death in 1096. Upon his death, his children fought each other shortly before being destroyed by combined Methiantese-Cydwyllian invasion, which split the country between these two powers.

/E:
ECD - Eastern Ceodwell
Eastern borderlands of the Kingdom of Ceodwell. Once upon a time, the territory boasted some of most profitable gold mines in the region. Unfortunately, the gold deposits dried up after several decades, and the area quickly lost most of its importance and economical prosperity.
EEP - Eastern Empty Plain
Eastern half of the very aptly-named Empty Plain. Naught but shrublands, hills and small streams are to be found here. Recently, the area has been (slowly) colonized by Methiantese settlers.
EPR - Eastern Parsia
Eastern borderlands of Parsia. The territory's proximity to the Waterless Plains explains the low fertility of its farmlands and lack of major settlements.
EST - The East
Very sparsely populated lands in east of the region. Beyond this territory lie Bloodpeak Mountains, and the domain of savage Rosamanas.
ETF - Eastern Tiftit
Eastern half of the Hurthling Kingdom of Tiftit. Compared to the western half, it is more hilly and less forested, but just as fertile and plentiful in farmlands and vineyards.
EVA - Eval
Small Duchy that was once part of Lametania, splitting away from it around the same time as Duchy of Sevon. Its independence was ended by Cyl the Great of Methiant in 1130s, and since then it has been a vassal (briefly an annexed province) of Methiantese Empire.

/F:
FLF - Felonsine Forests
In 11th century, this territory belonged to Kingdom of Felonsein. It is heavily forested, and sparsely populated, although many roads connecting other territories and provinces run through this area.
FOR - The Great Forest
A large, mostly broadleaf forest that is home to many species of game animals. It has great significance to Pantheonism, with many of ancient shrines hidden away under the protective canopy of the Forest, this also being a reason for local populace's unwillingness to expand it. The legendary White Stag is rumored to live there.

/G:
GLS - Glassworks
A rather infertile area that is however rich in silica deposits. Parsians were first to exploit this and create the eponymous Glassworks, producing fine quality glassware. By the mid-12th century, the Glassworks fell into hands of Empire of Methiant, and has been important part of its economy ever since.
GRK - Grey Rockfields
Hilly, rocky badlands that have little to offer for potential settlers, although Eldricans has started colonization of the area in the 12th century.
GUB - Gubtan Border
Suprisingly fertile area - compared to other Parsian territories - comprised of lowlands and riverplains. It lies at the very south-eastern edge of Parsia, near the lands ruled by the ancient and enormous Gubtan Empire (hence the name, Gubtan Border).

/H:
HEL - Helliste
Once upon a time, Dahnian settlers moved in here, teaching and mingling in with the Hel tribe, native fishermen and huntsmen living in the area. This led to creation of a hybrid culture, with rich hunter-seafaring traditions yet Dahnian in administration and culture. The land grew in power and prosperity until it managed to wage war against, and gain independence from, Dahnia, by the second half of the 11th century AD.
HLC - Hel Coast
Ancestral homeland of the Hel tribe, that populated the area. The Hel were a tribe of fishermen and huntsmen, who lived in small houses built from logs and twigs, or skin-covered tents. After independence of Kingdom of Helliste, the settlements in the area expanded rapidly, many of them being important harbors for Helliste traders leaving to trade with Albionese port cities in the northwest.
HUP - Hurtlings' Pass
A strategically important pass, allowing a direct route between Tiftit Valley and northern Parsia. Other than that, this area has scarce amount of fertile land and little mineral resources.

/I:
IBM - Ironbone Mountains
Once thought to be ancestral homeland of orcish barbarians and raiders, until their true home was discovered to be in another world ('Orcworld') entirely, laying beyond the Portal Tunnel. Starting from 9th century, the orcish population was steadily curbed by civilized nations in the area, particularily by Luathbas and Damdamia.
ION - Ionith
Another case of 'colonized then revolted', Ionith was once part of Kingdom of Dahnia. Once the Helliste got uppity, the Ionithians sniffed weakness from their Dahnian overlords, and too have rebelled, with similar results. Once an ally of Queen Dogethe of Cydwyl, its attempted treachery ended in Ionith becoming Cydwyllian vassal, and ultimately, it was annexed into the Kingdom of Cydwyl as a province.

/K:
KAR - Karasau
Capital territory and name of the capital of Parsia. It is an area rich in industries and farmlands, and the capital city itself was at times one of the largest in the region, boasting population of over twenty five thousand citizens.
KHO - Khosra
One of most prosperous regions in Parsia, often placed right behind Augas. Its rich silver and gemstone deposits were frequently exploited by Parsia, and then Luathbas, shortly before latter's demise.
KIW - Kiwi
Central province of the eponymous Kingdom of Kiwi, which once ruled the western lands. The 'Mad King' of Kiwi, whose name is lost to history, tried to expand greatly and fought against numerous petty kingdoms just beyond Kiwi southern border, weakening the nation. This in turn let the western Nomads to quickly overrun Kingdom of Kiwi, ending the local dynasty and forcing the Kiwis into vassalship. Two centuries later, the Kiwis regained independence under a new dynasty, only to end up beind annexed once more, this time by Kingdom of Eldrican, in the early 1100s.
KOI - Koi
A relatively minor yet highly prosperous territory. In the ancient times, it was part of the (old) Kingdom of Kiwi. It was granted autonomy as a Duchy, and maintained a rather amicable relationship with the Kiwis, which ultimately led to Koi's downfall; fighting on Kiwis' side against Eldricans, they were forced to become vassals of the great western Kingdom at the start of 12th century.
KSH - Kashite
Parsian domain with a large number of populous cities and important religious centers of the Eleven Graces. In the 9th century, it was the centre of the independent Kashite Kingdom. Culturally Parsian, it survived its parent's downfall, its existence continuing until King Shapur conquered the Shahshan Kingdom and established the (relatively short-lived) New Kingdom of Parsia in the 1130s.

/L:
LAM - Lametania
The arch-nemesis of Luathbas, and pretender for the ownership of Southern Territories. Lametania is one of two oldest Kingdoms in the region, its origins traced as far as the 6th century AD. By the early 800s, it fell under influence, and few decades later, the overlordship, of the powerful, expansionist Damdamian Republic. In the 10th century, it regained independence, and even grew in size, reaching its greatest territorial extent in 1085 AD. Shortly afterwards, the Kingdom fragmented, with southern parts becoming Duchy of Sevon (which further split into Duchies of Aran and Llamber) and eastern turning into Duchy of Eval.
LLA - Llamber
Eastern part of the Duchy of Sevon. Slightly larger compared to the other, it also enjoyed greater economical prosperity, but just like Aran Duchy, it became part of the Damdamian Kingdom of Rucus.
LTH - Luthiana
Origins of the name of this territory probably are related to the Luthian Alliance, a confederation of city-states that arose after destruction of Kingdom of Luathbas. Cities in the region were also the cradle of the Oneist/Singularist cult that arose from doctrinal strife within Pantheonist clergy, influenced by monotheistics theology of the Damdamian Cult of Damed the Father.
LUA - Luathbas
Capital territory (and city) of the ancient Kingdom of Luathbas. Heartlands of Luathbasian culture and Pantheonist faith, Luathbas was ruled by no less than four dynasties since its creation somewhere in 5th century AD, culminating with the highly prosperous and successful rule of Houlandine Dynasty, which also oversaw the Kingdom's downfall in the 890s. Luathbas then split into numerous small states and petty kingdoms, and the region was highly fragmented until the rise of Kingdom of Methiant in early 11th century, which slowly absorbed its neighbours to reach, and even surpass, the territorial extent of the old Kingdom of Luathbas.

/M:
MET - Methe
Named after one of the largest cities in the region, nonetheless Methe was of lesser importance until turn of the second millenia and the foundation of Kingdom of Methiant, which capital lies in Methe. Since then, the area grew in population, especially under the rule of Yoean dynasty of Methiantese Kings (and later, Emperors).
MNT - Mountain Tribes
A somewhat savage land, where local 'mountain tribes' of sheep herders and miners more often than not enjoyed certain degree of autonomy from their Parsian overlords. As the time went, however, the local tribes were assimilated into Parsian civilization, adopting their religion and culture.

/N:
NDA - Northern Dahnia
Somewhat sparsely populated area in Kingdom of Dahnia. Site of many battles between Cydwyl and Dahnia in the early 1100s. Ultimately it became the actual 'new' capital territory of Dahnia when it lost independence to Kingdom of Cydwyl.
NEW - Newlands
Eastern side of the Northern Mountains, it is not as resource-rich as the other. Since 12th century, it was slowly colonized by Albionese, who crossed the mountains from the other side. Recently, the area has been also settled by Helliste, and even Methiantese colonists.
NPR - Northern Parsia
Located between the rich mountains and the desertified Waterless Plains. Its importance grew a bit during the Kashite Kingdom, but since then it returned to the status of a 'backwater' territory.
NRT - Northern Mountains
One of the most recently colonized lands, the first Methiantese colonists arriving only in the 1170s. Discovery of valuable deposits of metal ores, especially iron, led to rapid expansion of local settlements and helped bring prosperity to the region.
NWL - Northern Wilds
Relatively recently colonized lands, the local riverplains and forests became site of many a battle between Kingdom of Dahnia and Helliste rebels. By the late 11th century, the area was split between the two warring powers. Scholars believe that this is the land of 'rivers and forests' where the Dagovid tribe, which moved to settle in southern Luathbas in mid-9th century, came from.

/P:
PRP - Parsian Passage
A narrow, strategically important mountain valley, connecting The Valley with the province of Augas.

/R:
RLM - Rainbow Lizard Mountains
Mountains that were once populated by endemic Rainbow Lizards, big quadruped reptiles whose scales changed color depending on angle of observation. During times of Luathbas, the Rainbow Lizards were numerous, but by 12th century, there were only sporadic sightings of these strange, colorful beasts.
RUZ - Ruz
In early 9th century, Ruz was a petty kingdom, like many of its neighbours in the north. In the 840s, it lost a war against Dahnia and was forced to become its vassal. By the 10th century, the kingdom was fully absorbed by its overlord.

/S:
SHS - Shahshan
Despite its proximity to the sandy Waterless Plains, this area is both rather fertile and has a number of moderately sized settlements and cities. The Kingdom of Shahshan, named after the area, existed from about second half of 11the century, expanding in size by the early 12th century, only to be absorbed by the Kashite Kingdom.
SLC - Saltwater Coast
The gentle coast of the Saltsand Waters, it was settled by Dahnian immigrants by the 10th century AD. It became part of the Helliste Kingdom since its revolt against Dahnian overlordship.
STT - Southern Territories
A contested area, rich in farmlands and populated settlements. Luathbas and Lametania went to war over this prosperous territory many, many times, but ultimately it ended in the hands of Kingdom of Luathbas. After its demise, the Lametanians were more than eager to take over the land. They have been ruling over these lands since then, losing only the northern parts to Kingdom of Felonsein in the late 11th century AD.

/T:
TBL - Troll Breedlands (not on the map yet)
A sparsely populated area north of Tiftit Valley. Before Houlandine Dynasty, it was wilderness, occupied mostly by Hurthlings and Trolls. The former moved to Luathbas, and then Tiftit Valley, whilst the latter were virtually exterminated by humans, paving way for the area to be colonized.
TCH - Tech
Important urban province, Tech was once an integral part of Kingdom of Luathbas. It was also a city-state in the early 900s, before being conquered by Grand Duchy of Tven. After the Duchy's failed rebellion, it fell under direct rule of Kingdom of Dahnia, before being conquered by Kingdom of Methiant early in its existence. The city of Tech is also important to Pantheonism, with many of the cult's temples erected and important religious figures living there.
TIF - Tiftit
One of the most fertile areas in the region, this valley was colonized by Luathbasians shortly before the fall of their kingdom. While most of the region was in chaos, Hurthlings moved in and slowly grew xenophobic and isolationist, culminating in creation of the 'Closed Kingdom of Tiftit Hurthlings'. In the early 12th century, the Hurthlings were conquered by Kingdom of Methiant; since then, the valley's agricultural prosperity only grew, even despite the Hurthlings' steady decline in numbers.
TVE - Tven
Once a petty kingdom, like many others north of Luathbas. By 850 AD, it was a Luathbasian vassal; after its collapse, the Dahnians quickly conquered the Tvenians, establishing the Grand Duchy. Under Grand Duke 'Estwelf the Lizardslayer', the Grand Duchy's territory was greatly expanded, but the failed uprising staged by the aging Grand Duke brought ruination to the province. Tven never regained independence, and has since been a province of several different countries, including Domain of Donuth, Kingdom of Cydwyl, and finally, Empire of Methiant-Cydwyl.

/V:
VAL - The Valley
In the first millenia AD, The Valley was a Parsian province and an important industrial center, supplying Parsian army with metals needed for warfare. Unfortunately, the ore deposits eventually ran out, and the area has been in steady economic decline since the 900s. Nowadays, it is sparsely populated and its only strategic value being a crossroads between Augas, Tiftit and Kashite.

/W:
WCD - Western Ceodwell
Formerly, and under a different name, it was one of inner provinces of the ancient Kingdom of Luathbas. Since its demise, it has been the western part of Kingdom of Ceodwell, all the way until its annexation by Kingdom of Methiant in the early 12th century.
WEP - Western Empty Plain
Just like the eastern half, with the only difference that it is much more hilly and less grassy. Until very recently, there were no human settlements in the region. Ancient sources seem to indicate that the savage, sub-human Fomorians probably dwelled here before moving into Luathbas in the 820s.
WES - The West
In the past, this area encompassed the western borderlands of the Kingdom of Kiwi. Nowadays, it is the eastern border of Kingdom of Eldrican.
WFL - Western Felonsein
Western part of the Kingdom of Felonsein, it was comprised mostly of flatlands with large amount of farms and major cities of the Kingdom, including its capital city. After the Kingdom's collapse (beginning with death of Queen Karkhuta), this territory was held by Duchy of Koi, nowadays vassal of the westernly Kingdom of Eldrican.
WLD - The Wildlands
A large swath of land, with lots of vegetation (mostly shrubs and grass), with few rivers to keep the area fertile. Human habitation of the Wildlands has begun only recently, pioneered by Helliste and Cydwyllian settlers at the start of 12th century AD.
WLM - Western Lametania
A large plain, dotted with occasional hill mound or human settlement. Since times ancient, it belonged to Kingdom of Lametania, except 2nd half of 9th century, when it was ruled by then Republic of Damdamia.
WTR - Waterless Plains
One of the very few desertified areas in the region and the largest one. Little water and vegetation can be found here, and the few settled peoples living here are mostly huddled around water sources, providing services and means to rest for occassional merchant or messenger.

/Z:
ZAS - Zasitost
One of the 'youngest' Dwarven Halls in the region, Zasitost was built at the site of several mineral deposits, as well as a tomb of some ancient demonic being, which led to the hall's weakening and partial abandonment in the first decade of 12th century when the demon stirred from it slumber. Zasitost was then destroyed by the Army of Kingdom of Methiant, shattering the centuries-long reputation of Dwarven Halls being thought to be indestructible. The dwarves swiftly waged a war of vengeance against Methiant, which ended in peace treaty and eventual return of the local area under Dwarven rule. Within several years, the Dwarves rebuilt Zasitost and nowadays it is as prosperous as it was in the past.
ZON - Zonalath
Built with Ankurvat in the early 900s, Zonalath rules over the mines in the central Rainbow Lizard Mountains. The local dwarves also guard the only passage through the mountains to the lands in the west. Unlike Ankurvat or Zasitost, the Dwarven Hall of Zonalath has never been assaulted by demons or foreign armies, its industrious occupants living in peace and prosperity for centuries.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: Players Needed!
Post by: TankKit on December 22, 2018, 04:02:44 pm

I claim Kiwi.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: Players Needed!
Post by: Taricus on December 22, 2018, 04:04:36 pm

FOR GLORIOUS LUATHBAS

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: Players Needed!
Post by: Doomblade187 on December 22, 2018, 04:27:00 pm

PARSIA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: Players Needed!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on December 22, 2018, 04:37:18 pm

MAY HELLISTE BE FOREVER FREE!

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: Players Needed!
Post by: Haspen on December 22, 2018, 04:38:15 pm

All accepted!

4 slots remain.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: 4/8 Players Needed!
Post by: Roboson on December 22, 2018, 04:55:48 pm

Lametania!

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: 3/8 Players Needed!
Post by: Haspen on December 22, 2018, 05:00:15 pm

It's yours.

Ceodwell, Dahnia and Cydwyl remain for grabs!

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: 3/8 Players Needed!
Post by: Haspen on December 23, 2018, 09:35:53 am

24h more wait and then I think we can start this off.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: 3/8 Players Needed!
Post by: TankKit on December 23, 2018, 09:38:59 am

The title makes it look like there are 5 spots left by the way.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: 3 more Players Needed!
Post by: Haspen on December 23, 2018, 09:41:15 am

Yeh I worded it badly, now it's fixed.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: 3 more Players Needed!
Post by: melkor on December 23, 2018, 05:29:05 pm

Ceodwell

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: 3 more Players Needed!
Post by: TricMagic on December 23, 2018, 05:33:53 pm

7. Cydwyl (light blue)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: 1 more Player Needed
Post by: Haspen on December 24, 2018, 12:45:54 am

Both added.

12 more hours before we begin.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: 1 more Player Needed
Post by: Kashyyk on December 24, 2018, 05:59:10 am

Go on then. I'll take Dahnia.

Edit: I assume armies can support defending armies as well?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM: 1 more Player Needed
Post by: Haspen on December 24, 2018, 06:44:55 am

No because Supports can be declared only during your turn ;v

Also sure, you're now Dahnia.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 24, 2018, 12:25:58 pm

Spring of Year 1

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/VupGbyh.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: KIW, KOI

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: KAR, KSH

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: DAH, NDA

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: HEL, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: CYD, TVE

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 24, 2018, 12:41:21 pm

KOI army moves to WFL
KIW army moves to WES

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Post by: Haspen on December 24, 2018, 12:48:20 pm

Kiwi armies move to Western Felonsein and Westlands!

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/58J2i5K.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: WES, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: KAR, KSH

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: DAH, NDA

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: HEL, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: CYD, TVE

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on December 24, 2018, 12:57:46 pm

KSH To VAL
KAR to EPR

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 24, 2018, 01:45:05 pm

Parsians move north and east.

Kashyyk's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/DjjdepV.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: WES, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: VAL, EPR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: DAH, NDA

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: HEL, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: CYD, TVE

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on December 24, 2018, 02:28:19 pm

Dahnia
Move DAH to ION
Move NDA to RUZ

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 24, 2018, 03:27:43 pm

The Dahnians move to take lands east and west of them.

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/4YkL2Nz.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: WES, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: VAL, EPR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: RUZ, ION

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: HEL, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: CYD, TVE

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on December 24, 2018, 04:51:24 pm

move KHO to GLS

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 24, 2018, 05:07:29 pm

Cautiously, the Ceodwells occupy the prosperous Glassworks.

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/W6HGHIB.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: WES, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: VAL, EPR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: RUZ, ION

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: HEL, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: CYD, TVE

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on December 25, 2018, 12:45:07 am

Helliste (HEL) army to Hel Coast (HLC)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 25, 2018, 05:23:43 am

The Hellistes occupy their ancestral homeland once again.

Taricus's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/BfvWwM9.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: WES, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: VAL, EPR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: RUZ, ION

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: HEL, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: CYD, TVE

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on December 25, 2018, 05:26:16 am

Methiant (MET) Army to Zasitost (ZAS)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 25, 2018, 05:33:44 am

Contraty to expectations, the dwarves of Zasitost do not mind the occupation.

TricMagic's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/1pD8VPO.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: WES, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: VAL, EPR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: RUZ, ION

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: HLC, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, ZAS

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: CYD, TVE

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TricMagic on December 25, 2018, 08:37:57 am

CYD to TIF

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 25, 2018, 09:58:38 am

The hurthlings of Tiftit welcomed their occupies with apathy and indifference.

Roboson's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/Mtm7LW6.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: WES, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: VAL, EPR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: RUZ, ION

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: HLC, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, ZAS

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: TVE, TIF

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Roboson on December 25, 2018, 12:47:14 pm

STT TO CHU
LAM to STT

Also, merry Christmas!

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 25, 2018, 12:59:39 pm

The grasslands in the north and west were occupied, the Lametanians knowing well not to leave the border with Luathbas unprotected.

Fall of Year 1

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/1pkRdLY.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: WES, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: VAL, EPR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: RUZ, ION

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: HLC, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, ZAS

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: TVE, TIF

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: STT, CHU

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 25, 2018, 01:21:36 pm

WES to ANK

Merry Christmas. Also, can you have more than one army supporting your main attacking force?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 25, 2018, 02:10:55 pm

Quote from: TankKit on December 25, 2018, 01:21:36 pm

Merry Christmas. Also, can you have more than one army supporting your main attacking force?

Any army that is adjacent to province being attacked can support ;v

---

Another dwarven hall, this time Ankurvat, was occupied; the Kiwi's being the occupiers.

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/2zxW0Lx.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: ANK, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: VAL, EPR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: RUZ, ION

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: HLC, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, ZAS

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: TVE, TIF

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: STT, CHU

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on December 25, 2018, 02:19:58 pm

EPR to SHS
Capture VAL.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 25, 2018, 02:30:07 pm

The wealthy cities of Shahshan are occupied by loyal and royal Parsians.

Kashyyk's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/tMUjEsY.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: ANK, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: VAL, SHS

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: RUZ, ION

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: HLC, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, ZAS

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: TVE, TIF

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: STT, CHU

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 25, 2018, 02:33:08 pm

Quote from: Doomblade187 on December 25, 2018, 02:19:58 pm

Capture VAL.

That's not how it works, you need to wait until the end of fall.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on December 25, 2018, 03:04:26 pm

Dahnia
Move ION to DAH
RUZ holds

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 25, 2018, 03:11:12 pm

The Army in Ionith was ordered to return and guard the Dahnian capital.

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/KdoNV0l.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: ANK, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: VAL, SHS

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: RUZ, DAH

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: HLC, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, ZAS

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: TVE, TIF

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: STT, CHU

[/quote]

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on December 25, 2018, 04:52:06 pm

pass turn

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 25, 2018, 05:00:40 pm

Ceodwells idle and loiter during harvest time.

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/KdoNV0l.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: ANK, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: VAL, SHS

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: RUZ, DAH

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: HLC, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, ZAS

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: TVE, TIF

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: STT, CHU

[/quote]

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on December 26, 2018, 12:11:09 am

Saltwater Coast (SLC) army to Newlands (NEW)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 26, 2018, 03:09:15 am

A march westwards has begun.

Taricus's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/1VLOu1d.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: ANK, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: VAL, SHS

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: RUZ, DAH

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: NEW, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, ZAS

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: TVE, TIF

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: STT, CHU

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on December 26, 2018, 07:30:45 am

Pass turn

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 26, 2018, 08:04:49 am

TricMagic's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/1VLOu1d.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: ANK, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: VAL, SHS

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: RUZ, DAH

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: NEW, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, ZAS

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: TVE, TIF

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: STT, CHU

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TricMagic on December 26, 2018, 12:07:19 pm

TVE, MARCH! We are Invading. To Victory!

TVE Invades DAH. TIF Marches to take ETF.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 26, 2018, 12:47:42 pm

The fragile peace and balance of the region has been disrupted by the vile Cydwyllians, who assaulted and occupied the Dahnian capital after a bloody fight!

Quote from: Combat in DAH

Cydwyl (TricMagic) vs Dahnia (Kashyyk):
4 vs 3
Dahnian army destroyed!
Cydwyllian army moves from TVE to DAH.

Roboson's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/KExkBQh.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI
-Army: ANK, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH
-Army: VAL, SHS

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, NDA
-Army: RUZ

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO
-Army: AUG, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC
-Army: NEW, SLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET
-Army: LUA, ZAS

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE
-Army: DAH, ETF

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT
-Army: STT, CHU

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 26, 2018, 12:57:57 pm

And so it begins.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on December 26, 2018, 01:04:27 pm

I knew it. Shame I couldn't have used my army in RUZ that was otherwise doing nothing to help in the fight. Ah well. Let's not get salty already.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Roboson on December 26, 2018, 01:11:16 pm

Move STT to IBM.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 26, 2018, 01:43:11 pm

To be fair you two are quite even and he's sent one of his armies to capture some far away lands, so you're not as fucked as you may think.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 26, 2018, 02:01:31 pm

Lametanians take control of the wealthy mines at the base of Ironbone Mountains.

Winter of Year 1

(https://i.imgur.com/75qzrv2.png)

TankKit: 4 SCs, 2 Armies = 2 Armies to Build
Doomblade187: 4 SCs, 2 Armies = 2 Armies to Build
Kashyyk: 2 SCs, 1 Army = 1 Army to Build
melkor: 3 SCs, 2 Armies = 1 Army to Build
Unlurking Sentinel: 3 SCs, 2 Armies = 1 Army to Build
Taricus: 3 SCs, 2 Armies = 1 Army to Build
TricMagic: 4 SCs, 2 Armies = 2 Armies to Build
Roboson: 4 SCs, 2 Armies = 2 Armies to Build

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ANK, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: VAL, SHS

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: RUZ

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: AUG, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: NEW, HLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, ZAS

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army: DAH, ETF

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: CHU, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 26, 2018, 02:23:28 pm

Build an army at KIW and an army at KOI

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on December 26, 2018, 02:26:48 pm

You say that. It is now two versus three. Should've just left that army in ION.

Dahnia
Build at NDA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 26, 2018, 02:29:08 pm

Hindsight is a powerful thing.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TricMagic on December 26, 2018, 02:35:31 pm

Time to build up our invasive forces. Submit, Dahnia, to our rightful rule.

Build up to our full might of 4 Armies. TVE & CYD, build armies.

Meanwhile, Dahnia is stuck with 2 Armies due to our cunning strategy.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Roboson on December 26, 2018, 02:45:20 pm

Build an army at CHU and and STT.

CHU couldn't handle all the awesomeness I was trying to put on it.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 26, 2018, 02:54:00 pm

Quote from: Roboson on December 26, 2018, 02:45:20 pm

Build an army at CHU and and STT.

You cannot build an army in CHU because you already have one there ;v

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Roboson on December 26, 2018, 03:21:32 pm

Whoops! Build armies at STT and LAM!

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on December 26, 2018, 05:47:40 pm

Build army at MET

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on December 26, 2018, 06:26:50 pm

build army in KHO

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on December 26, 2018, 10:15:33 pm

Build army in Helliste (HEL)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on December 26, 2018, 10:21:21 pm

Build armies at KSH and KAR!

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 27, 2018, 10:11:41 am

Spring of Year 2

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/4OPrXno.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ANK, WFL, KIW, KOI

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: VAL, SHS, KAR, KSH

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: RUZ, NDA

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: AUG, GLS, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: NEW, HLC, HEL

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, ZAS, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army: DAH, ETF, CYD, TVE

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: CHU, IBM, LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 27, 2018, 11:12:55 am

ANK->EVA
KOI->ANK
KIW->WES

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 27, 2018, 11:33:59 am

The armies of Kiwis moved southwards.

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/s13KD3O.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: EVA, WFL, WES, ANK

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: VAL, SHS, KAR, KSH

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: RUZ, NDA

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: AUG, GLS, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: NEW, HLC, HEL

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, ZAS, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army: DAH, ETF, CYD, TVE

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: CHU, IBM, LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 27, 2018, 11:46:19 am

Hey Roboson, want to make a deal? You let me have CHU and ARA, and we don't fight for 10 years. At the end of those ten years we renew the peace deal if both of us agree on it. Oh, and I'll help you fight one other lord, as well as another lord for each time the peace deal is renewed. Short term, you lose one supply center and the chance to get another, as well as having a secure left flank. Long term, you gain an ally who will help you in your fight against another lord and gain you supply centers by the simple process of moving onto those supply centers and then leaving so you can get them. And no, I will not fight a lord you don't or won't directly fight, for obvious reasons.

Basically, you lose supply centers short term but gain supply centers and a powerful ally in the long term.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Roboson on December 27, 2018, 11:59:55 am

Yeah I'm gonna have to say probably not to that. Looking at the geography here, it would be much better in the long run to have that secure supply center at ARA. Even if I have to take a risk and fight for it. It's really my only option that isn't directly going into another players territory. Meanwhile, you on the other hand, could just as easily head north and take the open territory of ZON as you could take ARA.

So, counter proposal, you leave me CHU and ARA, have a secure southern border and powerful ally, I help you fight against whoever, and we sweep eastward until victory is ours.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 27, 2018, 12:31:45 pm

Only one can win. And did you not see the part where I'd support you in gaining the supply centers of another nation? You will inevitably have to face another lord to win, no doubt about it, so this idea you have that you can survive without fighting another lord is flawed. And ARA is not a long term goal at all, you could get it this year in fact. And, again, you would gain more than you lose in supply centers in the long run.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Roboson on December 27, 2018, 12:47:45 pm

You not only misunderstand me, but also put words in my mouth. I did not say that I would not fight another lord, nor that ARA was a long term goal.

To be even more clear, I said it would be better for my long term survival, if I just killed you now, took ARA, and had a secure supply center far from where anyone else can get it.

So, my counter offer still stands. Leave ARA alone, go north, and take me as an ally. Or. Prepare for war.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 27, 2018, 01:03:05 pm

Quote from: Roboson on December 27, 2018, 11:59:55 am

it would be much better in the long run to have that secure supply center at ARA.

Quote from: Roboson on December 27, 2018, 11:59:55 am

It's really my only option that isn't directly going into another players territory.

You literally did say that ARA was a long term goal. As for not fighting another lord, I found that the way you worded that sentence and your reply as a whole made me believe that you did not want to fight a lord. So it's less me misunderstanding you and more me misunderstanding a questionably worded post. For example, nothing about your original post said "I want to kill you" to me. It sounded more like you were bargaining for ARA and suggesting an altered version of the peace deal. For that matter, if you think it's better for you to kill me, why are we even having this argument?

As for your counter offer, I still disagree with you that it's better for your long term survival, but I can see that you are going to be stubborn about this. As I've said, you'd still gain more in the long run and ARA is just one supply center. In fact I expected you to be far more upset about the loss of CHU, so I'm a bit surprised at this argument. As for me going up north, I simply don't trust you enough to bring troops away from our border. And, again, only one can win. There is no alliance victory. That is why I worded my post such that we both help each other, but still can fight each other without breaking trust. Because it is inevitable that one of us would start doing better than the other, and at that point the only way to win would be to betray your ally. I simply don't trust you enough or know you well enough to trust you.

Please don't take this the wrong way by the way. I've had too many games, both forum and virtual, where people have taken it too far and gotten pissed at someone else for disagreeing with them or for eliminating them, and I'm sorry but your replies to my offer make you seem like that sort of person to me.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Roboson on December 27, 2018, 01:14:30 pm

That's quite a bit of an extrapolation, and a pretty unfounded one.

I won't say anything to your character, as I won't stoop to your level, but your deal and your attitude is quite awful. I would have been fine being neighbors, but the reason I didn't discuss CHU at all is because that's a preposterous demand. Similarly, while less preposterous, I won't just give you ARA, which is why I was willing to give you a counter offer. It's your behavior that made me decide that it's better off fighting you

Quote from: Roboson on December 27, 2018, 11:59:55 am

it would be much better in the long run to have that secure supply center at ARA.

Furthermore, please come to understand the difference between planning ahead and having goals.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 27, 2018, 02:28:09 pm

I am sorry you feel that my attitude is awful, since I feel I have been very polite during this argument and said that last sentence in an attempt to make sure you remembered this is just a game and didn't get heated, something I felt was necessary. I will also admit I did misunderstand what you meant by ARA being better in the long run. However, saying you won't talk about my character due to not wanting to stoop to my level and then saying my attitude is awful in the same sentence is hypocritical and adds to my sentence mentioned in the last sentence of my previous post. As for why I believe that you are that sort of person, let me explain.

In a way, that sentence is inaccurate. I didn't necessarily just mean angry people, I more meant just people who act in a unsportsmanlike manner in general. Again, not the best way of explaining it, but let me explain. For my own personal ease, I have made this into a list of reasons why I have this belief, as well as further explaining some of my points. Again, don't take this like I am insulting you, I am just arguing my point and I apologize if I seem in any way condescending or insulting, as I do understand why writing a list criticizing someone may be seen like that, hence why I'm writing this sentence.

Spoiler: The List (click to show/hide)

-Your opinion that you are above me. Saying you won't stoop to someone's level suggests you are superior than them, and that superiority is completely unfounded if you stoop to the action you said you wouldn't stoop to in the exact same sentence. Indeed, saying this after saying you won't say anything about a person is also hypocritical.

-Your lack of explained points. The majority of your side of the argument is filled with you simply saying things without explaining them, which makes it difficult for me to make a rational argument against you due to a lack of explanation. This immediately proved troublesome when your first post did not make it seem like you wanted to kill me and I then made my counter-argument with the belief that you were simply discussing an altered version of the peace treaty. Of course, this is just the majority and some points, like why you want ARA, are at least explained and obvious. It would be a pretty safe place if I was either allied with you or dead.

-Your faulty logic. My argument against ARA is here too. You claim that ARA is important because it would give you a secure supply center, but if you were to let me have it you could then, for example, have me help you in getting the supply centers of Luathbas, which would give you three supply centers that you could then use to continue attacking other lords. In total, you would also have 7 supply centers by that point and I would have 5. Combined with your four supply centers secured by having those centers, you would then be in a good position to attack the rest of the lords in that area. Not only that, you say you decided to not join with me purely based on my behaviour. On top of this, instead of bringing up the awfulness of CHU, you instead completely avoided it. I had planned on you bringing up demand of CHU, since I though that was the first thing you'd bring up, so I could then remove that from the deal and give the illusion of you getting a better deal than you otherwise would of. However, as I've already said, this trick failed because you completely avoided it. Maybe this would of worked in your favour if you still wanted to accept the deal or if you say through it and then used that leverage to propose your own deal or got someone else to help kill me, but you decided to avoid discussing it completely and I've had to point it out myself.

-Your ignorance. I don't mean this as an insult, I mean the fact that you've ignored a large portion of my points in favour of criticizing my attitude and deal. You also mostly point out the instances where I obviously got things incorrect from the perspective of someone reading the posts twice, like where I do think I made a mistake and genuinely take full blame for misunderstanding something, like the difference between panning ahead and having goals. However this does not give you an excuse to simply ignore the majority of the points arrayed against you. If you want to win an argument, you need to face every point and either admit defeat to a point or explain why you disagree with a point made against you. If you only make points against selective parts of my argument, I simply can't make a proper argument against you due to having so many points still waiting to be answered by you and me not wanting to just repeat myself constantly. The worst example of this has to be how you reacted to the final paragraph in my last post.

Quote from: TankKit on December 27, 2018, 01:03:05 pm

Please don't take this the wrong way by the way. I've had too many games, both forum and virtual, where people have taken it too far and gotten pissed at someone else for disagreeing with them or for eliminating them, and I'm sorry but your replies to my offer make you seem like that sort of person to me.

Quote from: Roboson on December 27, 2018, 01:14:30 pm

That's quite a bit of an extrapolation, and a pretty unfounded one.

I won't say anything to your character, as I won't stoop to your level, but your deal and your attitude is quite awful. ... It's your behavior that made me decide that it's better off fighting you

I specifically put that there to voice my worry that you might start arguing in the very way replied to that post. You replied to a post where I was worried about you arguing in one way by arguing in that very same way. I specifically said "Please don't take this the wrong way," in an attempt to make sure you didn't misunderstand that as me insulting you. Yet you ignored that and, as far as I can tell, took it as me using an unfounded insult against you, thus immediately proving my point. Again, I'm sorry if you really believe that I'm insulting you, and I don't really know what else to say to you except that I'm not, but from what I can tell so far I know you won't believe that.

And that's about it. I hope you don't take this the wrong way and, if you don't, I look forward to your response.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Roboson on December 27, 2018, 03:12:59 pm

It's really not worth my time to read that. In the future, when you insult someone, you may as well forgo saying you're not trying to insult them.

I'm not going to continue with your petty shenanigans, and I won't hold any grudges against you for your behavior here today. That said, may the dice decide the winner and lets stop detracting from the game at hand.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 27, 2018, 03:56:33 pm

I find that reply extremely ironic as it ticks all the points I made in the post you didn't read and makes more assumptions. But you do have a good point, most people would probably rather enjoy the game than watch two people argue, and the outcome is unlikely to change either way, so let the dice decide the winner of this war.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on December 27, 2018, 04:25:39 pm

SHS to WTR
VAL to NPR
KSH to VAL

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 27, 2018, 05:23:20 pm

Meanwhile Parsians also move north. A migration event perhaps?

Kashyyk's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/z01yrJp.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: EVA, WFL, WES, ANK

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: VAL, KAR, NPR, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: RUZ, NDA

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: AUG, GLS, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: NEW, HLC, HEL

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, ZAS, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army: DAH, ETF, CYD, TVE

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: CHU, IBM, LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on December 27, 2018, 05:31:34 pm

Go hard or go home!!

Move NDA to DAH
Move RUZ to TVE

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TricMagic on December 27, 2018, 05:38:24 pm

A dual assault.. Well...

Rally the troops, this ends this year.

Really though, if that works...

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 27, 2018, 05:53:42 pm

If this works it will be the stuff of legend.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on December 27, 2018, 06:15:44 pm

It's more likely to work than going for a focused assault on DAH and hoping that TVE and CYD's immediate retaliation fails. I applaud Kasshyk for preferring a glorious sendoff to a slow death.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 28, 2018, 12:48:22 pm

Dahnians retake their capital, and then even more!

Quote from: Combat in DAH

Dahnia (Kashyyk) vs Cydwyl (TricMagic):
6 vs 5
Cydwyllian army destroyed!
Dahnian army moves from NDA to DAH.

Quote from: Combat in TVE

Dahnia (Kashyyk) vs Cydwyl (TricMagic):
4 vs 2
Cydwyllian army destroyed!
Dahnian army moves from RUZ to TVE.

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/7nKO1Sp.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: EVA, WFL, WES, ANK

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: VAL, KAR, NPR, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: AUG, GLS, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: NEW, HLC, HEL

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, ZAS, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army: ETF, CYD

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: CHU, IBM, LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 28, 2018, 01:08:45 pm

That is a glorious comeback right there.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on December 28, 2018, 01:22:55 pm

Holy crap-nuggets. I did not expect that to actually work.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on December 28, 2018, 02:08:05 pm

AUG attack ZAS
GLS move PRP
KHO move AUG

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 28, 2018, 03:01:40 pm

Unfortunately, the Ceodwellian attack on Zasitost failed!

Quote from: Combat in ZAS

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Taricus (Luathbas):
2 vs 3
Ceodwellian army destroyed!

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/ztlYKiI.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: EVA, WFL, WES, ANK

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: VAL, KAR, NPR, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: NEW, HLC, HEL

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, ZAS, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army: ETF, CYD

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: CHU, IBM, LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on December 28, 2018, 03:05:47 pm

Move Newlands (NEW) army to Eastern Empty Plain (EEP)
Move Helliste (HEL) army to Northern Wilds (NWL)
Move Hel Coast (HLC) army to Helliste (HEL)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 28, 2018, 03:09:49 pm

Like vultures, Helliste rush south towards defenseless cities of Dahnia.

Taricus's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/BUm2r51.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: EVA, WFL, WES, ANK

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: VAL, KAR, NPR, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: EEP, NWL, HEL

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, ZAS, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army: ETF, CYD

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: CHU, IBM, LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on December 28, 2018, 03:42:48 pm

Quote from: Haspen on December 28, 2018, 03:09:49 pm

Like vultures, Helliste rush south towards defenseless cities of Dahnia.

Truly, you wound me.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on December 28, 2018, 03:46:56 pm

Bro! You don't wanna do that! There are so many other SCs to go after.  :'(

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TricMagic on December 28, 2018, 04:01:19 pm

Quote from: Unlurking Sentinel on December 28, 2018, 03:42:48 pm

Quote from: Haspen on December 28, 2018, 03:09:49 pm

Like vultures, Helliste rush south towards defenseless cities of Dahnia.

Truly, you wound me.

Thanks for answering my plea of help against the menace. I pledge my support.

Quote from: Kashyyk on December 28, 2018, 03:46:56 pm

Bro! You don't wanna do that! There are so many other SCs to go after.  :'(

Also, no, there aren't. NRT and ION are the only other two. And he can still take them this fall if he wishes. Taking you out is priority for that move you pulled though. Shameful it worked.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on December 28, 2018, 04:11:24 pm

Army from MET to LTH

To Melkor/Ceodwell:

I am wholeheartedly willing to forgive your last incident in trying to storm Zasitost, however, I would require you to sign a pact intending to prevent further outbursts of aggression towards either party. What do you say?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 28, 2018, 04:17:53 pm

Luthiana province, with its numerous, wealthy cities, once again is occupied by Luathbasian peoples.

TricMagic's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/TV9SM0o.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: EVA, WFL, WES, ANK

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: VAL, KAR, NPR, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: EEP, NWL, HEL

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, ZAS, LTH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army: ETF, CYD

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: CHU, IBM, LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TricMagic on December 28, 2018, 04:20:37 pm

There is idiocy in this world... Did you really think we would lay down to die?

CYD>LTH

ETF>WTR

War.. War never changes...

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 28, 2018, 04:28:09 pm

The Cydwyllians had lost the fight against Luathbas forces, but Parsians were completely surprised and defeated with ease.

Quote from: Combat in LTH

Cydwyl (TricMagic) vs Luathbas (Taricus):
3 vs 5
Cydwyllian army has been defeated!

Quote from: Combat in WTR

Cydwyl (TricMagic) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
6 vs 1
Parsian army has been defeated!
Cydwyl army moves from ETF to WTR

Roboson's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/MTtK8q7.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: EVA, WFL, WES, ANK

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: VAL, KAR, NPR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: EEP, NWL, HEL

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, ZAS, LTH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army: WTR

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: CHU, IBM, LAM, STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 28, 2018, 04:34:25 pm

I believe that should say Roboson's turn.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on December 28, 2018, 04:39:09 pm

Quote from: TricMagic on December 28, 2018, 04:01:19 pm

Thanks for answering my plea of help against the menace. I pledge my support.

Though an alliance between us may be beneficiary, I am uncertain how long it would last. However, if you somehow manage to survive this year, I will turn my vultures away from you for 5 years, upon which the treaty may be renewed. Is that a deal?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TricMagic on December 28, 2018, 04:41:47 pm

Gladly.

..At most, I'll have TIF, but you need not fear attack from me. I, meanwhile, have a Persia to subdue.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 28, 2018, 04:44:13 pm

Quote from: TankKit on December 28, 2018, 04:34:25 pm

I believe that should say Roboson's turn.

Whoops!

Fixed.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Roboson on December 28, 2018, 05:01:08 pm

LAM to WLM
IBM to LLA

Whelp, here we go.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TricMagic on December 28, 2018, 05:11:35 pm

War never changes.


Next blood is a coming.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 28, 2018, 05:11:43 pm

Lametanians move westwards.

Fall of Year 2

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/5toykW2.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: EVA, WFL, WES, ANK

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: VAL, KAR, NPR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: EEP, NWL, HEL

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, ZAS, LTH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army: WTR

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: CHU, STT, WLM, LLA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 28, 2018, 05:44:33 pm

ANK to CHU
WFL support ANK
EVA to WLM
WES to Eva

By the way, sorry for how I acted earlier. I think I forgot to keep my pride in check. I also ticked a bunch of my own points. And was hypocritical. Mainly the assumption that you were a dick that I dislike, looking back. Don't really have an excuse either, I just acted kinda dickish. Sudden realizations about myself and a mildly collapsed world view aside, FOR THE GLORY OF KIWI!

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TricMagic on December 28, 2018, 05:54:28 pm

War.. War never changes...

Part 3 of the bloodying.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 28, 2018, 06:08:39 pm

The attack against Lametanians in the west of their country almost proved a disaster if not for timely arrival of support from Felonsine troopers. An attack carried against Lametanians in Eval also ended in victory.

Quote from: Combat in CHU

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Lametania (Roboson):
3, 3 vs 4
Lametanian army destroyed!
Kiwi army moves from ANK to CHU

Quote from: Combat in WLM

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Lametania (Roboson):
6 vs 2
Lametanian army destroyed!
Kiwi army moves from EVA to WLM

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/KSQBWFk.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: CHU, WFL, WLM, EVA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: VAL, KAR, NPR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: EEP, NWL, HEL

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, ZAS, LTH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army: WTR

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: STT, LLA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on December 28, 2018, 06:17:53 pm

NPR to WTR
VAL to HUP

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 28, 2018, 06:23:21 pm

This time, with Parsians ready and prepared, the Waterless Plains were watered with blood of many, many Cydwyllian soldiers instead.

Quote from: Combat in WTR

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Cydwyl (TricMagic):
5 vs 1
Cydwyllian army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from NPR to WTR

Kashyyk's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/v3DdTxz.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: CHU, WFL, WLM, EVA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, HUP, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: EEP, NWL, HEL

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, ZAS, LTH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: STT, LLA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Roboson on December 28, 2018, 06:27:27 pm

Yikes. It appears attacking first has it's advantages, as you cannot support on defense. That's a rather unfortunate outcome.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 28, 2018, 06:30:43 pm

Quote from: Roboson on December 28, 2018, 06:27:27 pm

Yikes. It appears attacking first has it's advantages, as you cannot support on defense. That's a rather unfortunate outcome.

I will be changing that for next game, a defense supporting that's it.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 28, 2018, 06:36:21 pm

Eh, so far it seems like it depends on if you're ready for war or not. I was ready, in case my deal failed, and you weren't. And I got lucky enough to win. Remember Dahnia's comeback, after all.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Roboson on December 28, 2018, 06:47:51 pm

Quote from: TankKit on December 28, 2018, 06:36:21 pm

Eh, so far it seems like it depends on if you're ready for war or not. I was ready, in case my deal failed, and you weren't. And I got lucky enough to win. Remember Dahnia's comeback, after all.

Uhhhh no. Your army won because you can only support on offense. If it had been a simple dice roll, we each would have won one. Literally nothing I could do, since offense always has the advantage. As long as the attacker can get two armies against one border, they're going to have a much better chance. It was nothing to do with being ready, there's nothing you can do to prepare a defense. You won on an imbalanced system where the person who is earlier in turn order, gets the bonus. 

How could one possibly be more ready for war when the literal best you can do is have one guy there?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 28, 2018, 07:13:01 pm

Actually, people later in the turn order do have an advantage. Let's say someone leaves their border, maybe due to a peace deal, and you attack them in fall. You then gain supply centers and they lose supply centers and armies because they can't react. Basically, they can react better. Of course, people earlier in the turn order do have the advantage you mentioned. And yes, I won because I was able to attack with two armies. Because I was prepared to attack you with those two armies. Your armies were all elsewhere at the start. Yes, the attacker has the advantage, they strike first and likely prepared by moving their armies into position beforehand. Yes, being forced on the defense is a disadvantage. I don't see where you thought I disagreed with you on most of that. You could be ready for war by attacking, which you weren't ready to do because you are actually in a shit position, squashed between me and Luathbas. Lamentia is squashed into a corner by two lords and has no real chance to exploit their advantage of being last in the turn order because of it. On top of that, it's next to a lord that goes at the start of the turn order. Basically, it's in a shitty position next to a lord with a good position and it's difficult for it to prepare properly against it's neighbours. They also have far less freedom because they're squashed. It would likely do better with a bump up in the turn order to make up for that.

Either way, let's see the whole game first before we start thinking about changes. I can imagine things changing when there are fewer players with more armies, and changed mid game will simply mess things up.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Roboson on December 28, 2018, 07:15:19 pm

Sounds like we agree then. You go first, you win.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 28, 2018, 07:27:14 pm

That's how it seems so far. Still a very fun game though. I especially like Dahnia's comeback so far. That was legendary and a perfect representation about just how much luck affects things, I like it.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on December 29, 2018, 03:08:32 am

Dahnia
Both armies will somehow defend both home territories without actually moving.
Both armies Hold.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on December 29, 2018, 05:34:00 am

It's pretty much unlikely you're going to be able to defend those territories without moving Kashyyk. I'd be willing to protect your flank entirely if you'll let me have Tven and The Tven-Cydwyl region is the border under my control.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on December 29, 2018, 05:45:35 am

Yeah. I didn't think I would. I'll be happy to go with that border, once you have armies in the region to secure it.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on December 29, 2018, 05:52:53 am

I have one army ready to move in right now, and I should have a second in short order.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 29, 2018, 05:53:19 am

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/v3DdTxz.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: CHU, WFL, WLM, EVA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, HUP, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: EEP, NWL, HEL

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, ZAS, LTH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: STT, LLA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on December 29, 2018, 07:44:40 am

prp attack zas
aug support prp

Quote from: Taricus on December 28, 2018, 04:11:24 pm

To Melkor/Ceodwell:

I am wholeheartedly willing to forgive your last incident in trying to storm Zasitost, however, I would require you to sign a pact intending to prevent further outbursts of aggression towards either party. What do you say?

in case my actions dont make it clear i do not accept your offer

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 29, 2018, 08:00:02 am

This time, Zasitost falls into Ceodwellian hands!

Quote from: Combat in ZAS

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Luathbas (Taricus):
5, 4 vs 6
Luathbasian army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from PRP to ZAS

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/Ksy6K3b.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: CHU, WFL, WLM, EVA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, HUP, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: ZAS, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: EEP, NWL, HEL

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, LTH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: STT, LLA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on December 29, 2018, 08:21:38 am

It's totally the optimum move, but please don't take my SCs Sentinel. Pretty please?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on December 29, 2018, 11:29:24 am

Eastern Empty Plain (EEP) army to Ruz (RUZ).
Northern Wilds (NWL) army to Northern Dahnia (NDA)
Helliste (HEL) army to Ionith (ION).

No mercy.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 29, 2018, 11:56:45 am

Hey Taricus, would you be up for a 5 year truce? I've got Roboson to deal with, and you've got your own problems, and it'd just be easier for both of us if we don't have to fight each other too.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 29, 2018, 12:25:24 pm

The vultures kept on what they do best - vulturing.

Taricus's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/qXs6Yl8.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: CHU, WFL, WLM, EVA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, HUP, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: ZAS, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: RUZ, NDA, ION

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LUA, LTH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: STT, LLA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on December 29, 2018, 05:36:35 pm

Army from LTH to CYD
Army from LUA to LTH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 29, 2018, 05:48:32 pm

Luathbas soldiers decided that they want a piece of Cydwyl for themselves.

TricMagic's Turn

TricMagic's turn is skipped for they have no Armies left.

Roboson's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/EgZaGBq.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: CHU, WFL, WLM, EVA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, HUP, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: NDA, RUZ
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS
-Army: ZAS, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC
-Army: RUZ, NDA, ION

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, ZAS
-Army: LTH, CYD

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: CYD, TVE, DAH, ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: STT, LLA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Roboson on December 29, 2018, 07:32:24 pm

STT to CHU
LLA to WLM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on December 29, 2018, 11:01:00 pm

Really? Passing up ARA when winter is about to happen?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 29, 2018, 11:08:04 pm

Hey, doing this will push me further back than taking ARA. He does what he's currently doing, neither of us lose anything and I can't make use of at least one army. He takes ARA and somewhere else, I'm in prime position to double attack. This assumes he wins, of course.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on December 29, 2018, 11:28:33 pm

Anyway tankkit, I accept the offer of a ceasefire for the time being, it leaves me with the troops to commit of the most wholesome of luathbasi pastimes: Invading Parsia!

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 29, 2018, 11:37:29 pm

Jolly good, though it looks like you have some other problems to deal with before you fight Parsia.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on December 30, 2018, 12:29:35 am

I think he means the general Parsia region, which I think Ceodwell is on the border of (correct me on this, I haven't followed SPAMKINGDOM lore very well).

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 30, 2018, 06:39:37 am

Lametanians fight bravely, but in the end the score is 1:1.

Quote from: Combat in CHU

Lametania (Roboson) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
4 vs 2
Kiwi army destroyed!
Lametanian army moves from STT to CHU

Quote from: Combat in WLM

Lametania (Roboson) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
5 vs 6
Lametanian army destroyed!

Winter of Year 2

(https://i.imgur.com/SugnFjS.png)

TankKit: 4 SCs, 3 Armies = 1 Army to build
Doomblade187: 4 SCs, 3 Armies = 1 Army to build
Kashyyk: 2 SCs, 2 Armies = nothing to build
melkor: 4 SCs, 2 Armies = 2 Armies to build
Unlurking Sentinel: 6 SCs, 3 Armies = 3 Armies to build
Taricus: 4 SCs, 2 Armies = 2 Armies to build
TricMagic: 1 SC, no Armies = 1 Army to build
Roboson: 4 SCs, 1 Army = 3 Armies to build

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: WFL, WLM, EVA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, HUP, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army: ZAS, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: RUZ, NDA, ION

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: LTH, CYD

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: CHU

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on December 30, 2018, 07:34:49 am

build army at GLS and KHO

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 30, 2018, 07:37:27 am

Build army at ANK.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TricMagic on December 30, 2018, 08:27:36 am

Build.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on December 30, 2018, 08:38:58 am

Build armies in LUA and MET

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on December 30, 2018, 11:20:48 am

Build.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 30, 2018, 12:30:31 pm

Quote from: TricMagic on December 30, 2018, 08:27:36 am

Build.

Quote from: Unlurking Sentinel on December 30, 2018, 11:20:48 am

Build.

Next time incomplete orders will be ignored ;v

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TricMagic on December 30, 2018, 01:12:58 pm

I will be happy to have a next time at ETF. This is more rebuilding.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on December 30, 2018, 04:23:37 pm

Well, I was confused by if we needed to specify orders, since for us, the number of buildable armies is equal to the number of SCs that can build.

But, for formality's sake, build armies at Helliste (HEL), Saltwater Coast (SLC), and Hel Coast (HLC).

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on December 31, 2018, 07:44:49 am

Build at VAL.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Roboson on December 31, 2018, 12:13:50 pm

Armies at STT, LAM, and, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on December 31, 2018, 07:55:33 pm

Spring of Year 3

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/nqkNWha.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: WFL, WLM, EVA, ANK

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, HUP, WTR, VAL

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army: ZAS, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: RUZ, NDA, ION, HEL, SLC, HLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: LTH, CYD, LUA, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army: ETF

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: CHU, LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on December 31, 2018, 08:51:19 pm

WLM to ARA
ANK attacks CHU
EVA supports ANK
WFL to FLF

Thus begins the truce between Kiwi and Luathbas.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 01, 2019, 06:32:04 am

Numbers make might! The Kiwi won the battle against Lametaniansand occupied Chunug lands.

Quote from: Combat in CHU

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Lametania (Roboson):
5, 3 vs 1
Lametanian army destroyed!
Kiwi army moves from ANK to CHU

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/gJEiPsu.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ARA, CHU, FLF, EVA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, HUP, WTR, VAL

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army: ZAS, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: RUZ, NDA, ION, HEL, SLC, HLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: LTH, CYD, LUA, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army: ETF

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on January 02, 2019, 12:03:02 am

HUP into ETF, WTR supporting.
VAL into HUP.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 02, 2019, 03:13:04 pm

The last hideout of the Cydwyllian loyalists in eastern Tiftit is wiped out. A siege begins!

Quote from: Combat in ETF

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Cydwyl (TricMagic):
5, 2 vs 5
Cydwyllian army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from HUP to ETF

Kashyyk's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/i1iPM6K.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ARA, CHU, FLF, EVA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, ETF, HUP, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army: DAH, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army: ZAS, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: RUZ, NDA, ION, HEL, SLC, HLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: LTH, CYD, LUA, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on January 02, 2019, 03:55:49 pm

Dahnia
DAH attacks RUZ
TVE supports DAH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 02, 2019, 04:13:58 pm

In the bloodsoaked northlands, Dahnians recover one of their lands.

Quote from: Combat in RUZ

Dahnia (Kashyyk) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
5, 1 vs 3
Helliste army destroyed!
Dahnian army moves from DAH to RUZ

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/djW7BGd.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ARA, CHU, FLF, EVA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, ETF, HUP, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army: ZAS, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: NDA, ION, HEL, SLC, HLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: LTH, CYD, LUA, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on January 02, 2019, 04:17:55 pm

Shouldn't DAH be in RUZ, since it was the army that attacked?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 02, 2019, 04:25:54 pm

Fixed, thanks.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on January 02, 2019, 06:01:57 pm

ZAS move FOR
AUG move WCD
GLS move PRP
KHO move AUG

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 03, 2019, 01:49:20 pm

Ceodwell armies moed north and west, according to some secret plan...

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/ILW8Wug.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ARA, CHU, FLF, EVA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, ETF, HUP, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army: FOR, WCD, PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: NDA, ION, HEL, SLC, HLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: LTH, CYD, LUA, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on January 03, 2019, 06:21:27 pm

Taricus of Luathbas, would you consider turning your eyes on Tven (TVE)? I'll avoid any and all conflict with you for at least a year if you do.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on January 03, 2019, 06:23:00 pm

Hey, I've already agreed to that deal. Stop funking my junk! :P

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on January 03, 2019, 06:32:52 pm

...Wow. That diplomacy slipped under my radar. My apologies to both Taricus and Kashyyk for the confusion. My poorly-thought-out deal has been retracted.

Saltwater Coast (SLC) army to Newlands (NEW)
Ionith (ION) army to Dahnia (DAH)
Helliste (HEL) army to Ionith (ION)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 04, 2019, 02:46:28 pm

Hellistes also move, mostly south and west.

Taricus's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/A5hi7cm.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ARA, CHU, FLF, EVA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, ETF, HUP, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army: FOR, WCD, PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: NEW, HLC, NDA, ION, DAH

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: LTH, CYD, LUA, MET

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on January 04, 2019, 06:01:18 pm

Army from LTH to TCH
Army from LUA attacks WCD
Army in MET supports LUA Army

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on January 04, 2019, 07:33:38 pm

Darnit, didn't you agree with Kashyyk to go after Tven? Are you not doing that since it would mean defeating one of his few remaining armies? Was there another diplomacy I missed? Man, I'm bad at this.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on January 04, 2019, 07:45:17 pm

I'm waiting for him to vacate Tven first. :P

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on January 04, 2019, 07:56:04 pm

In case you didn't see, I also have a non-aggression pact with Luathbas until the beginning of year 8. Relevant because if I take Lamentia, which it's looking like I will, I could theoretically go through that small corridor to attack you. And I have a bit of an interest in keeping Luathbas alive so I have a secure eastern flank, seeing as he's effectively my only ally.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on January 04, 2019, 08:26:24 pm

I so wish I could change my movements to have NDA attack RUZ, now that I understand the situation, but if I can't then them's the breaks.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 05, 2019, 05:20:50 am

Luathbas and Ceodwell went to war, and the first battle was won by the westerners.

Quote from: Combat in WCD

Luathbas (Taricus) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
3, 4 vs 3
Ceodwellian army destroyed!
Luathbasian army moves from LUA to WCD

TricMagic's Turn

TricMagic's turn skipped for they have no armies.

Roboson's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/OV1Ulzn.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ARA, CHU, FLF, EVA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, ETF, HUP, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army: FOR, PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: NEW, HLC, NDA, ION, DAH

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: CYD, MET, WCD, TCH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 05, 2019, 10:47:12 am

---

I've been making a spin-off of this based on pre-Three Kingdoms warlord warfare of ancient china.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_Three_Kingdoms_period did a bit more of looking at this
https://i.imgur.com/EFukpce.png is the result of mapmaking, using a map from RoTK2 (Koei game)
initial turn order: lemon (Han Sui), teal (Zhang Lu), green (Liu Biao), reddish (Shi Xie), cyan (Liu Zhang), deep red (Sun Ce), orange (Yuan Shao), blue (Cao Cao)
_{and you now notice the map link basically says 'eh fuck pc'}

Updated/new mechanics:

Defense supports (you declare an Army that supports another that does not move)
Heroes (they grant +2 to dice roll of Army they accompany (might split them into few classes))
Capitals (white Supply Centers, each counts as 2 for purposes of winning the game, probably +1 bonus on defense?)
Moving Turn Order (first to go in Spring 200 AD becomes last to move in Fall 200 AD, etc)

Thoughts anyone??

---

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on January 05, 2019, 10:48:19 am

Can we just finish this game first?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 05, 2019, 10:50:12 am

Quote from: TankKit on January 05, 2019, 10:48:19 am

Can we just finish this game first?

Yes?

China will be the updated version we play after this ;v

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on January 05, 2019, 11:19:01 am

I more mean we should finish the game before considering any major changes, since we don't know even know when mid game and late game are at this point.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: RoseHeart on January 06, 2019, 11:46:28 pm

Is this 'canon'?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on January 07, 2019, 08:43:59 am

I haven't been following SPAMKINGDOM canon at all, but I was under the impression that this wasn't, what with Ceodwell and Luathbas coexisting.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on January 07, 2019, 09:00:31 am

I'm pretty sure it's been more than 24 hours by now, looks like Roboson isn't going to post.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 07, 2019, 09:55:51 am

Quote from: TankKit on January 07, 2019, 09:00:31 am

I'm pretty sure it's been more than 24 hours by now, looks like Roboson isn't going to post.

Yeah, will update shortly.

Quote from: roseheart on January 06, 2019, 11:46:28 pm

Is this 'canon'?

You crazy? ;v

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 07, 2019, 10:58:24 am

Lametanians do nothing. Probably waiting for inevitable doom?

Fall of Year 3

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/OV1Ulzn.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ARA, CHU, FLF, EVA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, ETF, HUP, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army: FOR, PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: NEW, HLC, NDA, ION, DAH

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: CYD, MET, WCD, TCH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on January 07, 2019, 12:47:12 pm

FLF Attacks STT
Chu Supports FLF
EVA Moves to WLM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 07, 2019, 04:14:43 pm

Just barely, the embattled Lametanians defeated the combined Kiwi forces, killing great many of them!

Quote from: Combat in STT

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Lametania (Roboson):
3, 1 vs 4
2, 3 vs 5
2, 2 vs 5 //that was intense
Kiwi army destroyed!

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/3ExSMTW.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ARA, CHU, WLM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, ETF, HUP, WTR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army: FOR, PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: NEW, HLC, NDA, ION, DAH

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: CYD, MET, WCD, TCH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on January 07, 2019, 06:11:33 pm

HUP to ETF
ETF to WLD
WTR to EST

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 10, 2019, 11:34:26 am

The Parsians creepily march northwards, surely preparing to do evil!

Kashyyk's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/A2zsGLy.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ARA, CHU, WLM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, ETF, WLD, EST

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army: FOR, PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: NEW, HLC, NDA, ION, DAH

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: CYD, MET, WCD, TCH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on January 11, 2019, 02:17:33 pm

It worked last time, so definitely should do it again!

Dahnia
TVE attack DAH
RUZ attacks NDA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: RoseHeart on January 11, 2019, 02:27:42 pm

Quote from: Haspen on January 07, 2019, 09:55:51 am

Quote from: roseheart on January 06, 2019, 11:46:28 pm

Is this 'canon'?

You crazy? ;v

Uh huh.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 11, 2019, 02:41:59 pm

The Dahnians won one battle, and lost another.

Quote from: Combat in DAH

Dahnia (Kashyyk) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
4 vs 3
Helliste army destroyed!
Dahnian army moves from TVE to DAH

Quote from: Combat in NDA

Dahnia (Kashyyk) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
3 vs 5
Dahnian army destroyed!

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/bxAaIKn.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ARA, CHU, WLM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, ETF, WLD, EST

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army: DAH

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army: FOR, PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: NEW, HLC, NDA, ION

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: CYD, MET, WCD, TCH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on January 12, 2019, 03:49:14 am

AUG attack WCD
FOR attack TCH
PRP move ZAS

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 12, 2019, 05:12:17 am

The Ceodwellian soldiers fought bravely, but in vain, and many of them perished in combat!

Quote from: Combat in WCD

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Luathbas (Taricus):
3 vs 4
Ceodwellian army destroyed!

Quote from: Combat in TCH

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Luathbas (Taricus):
2 vs 4
Ceodwellian army destroyed!

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/0MTkM9C.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ARA, CHU, WLM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, ETF, WLD, EST

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army: DAH

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army: ZAS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: NEW, HLC, NDA, ION

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: CYD, MET, WCD, TCH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on January 12, 2019, 10:54:09 am

Taricus of Luathbas, good to see you again. Dahnia is pretty much doomed, and I doubt that they have much luck left. So, in order to ensure they don't see another winter, I would like to reinstate the deal you made with them, only made with me. Take Tven (TVE), and we'll promise not to attack each other for at least 5 years, starting next spring. You get to acquire the same territories you promised to, and the same northern border protected, albeit by another nation. How about it?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on January 12, 2019, 11:14:55 am

Regardless of your decision, my actions change not.

Hel Coast (HLC) army attacks The Wildlands (WLD)
Move Newlands (NEW) army to Northern Mountains (NRT)
Northern Dahnia (NDA) army attacks Dahnia (DAH)
Ionith (ION) army supports Northern Dahnia (NDA)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 12, 2019, 12:42:43 pm

The complacent Helliste soldiers were soundly defeated by Parsian cataphracts that ruled over the vast, flat Wildlands!

Quote from: Combat in WLD

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
1 vs 6
Helliste army destroyed!

Fighting in Dahnia was fierce, but timely arrival of Helliste reinforcements helped decide the outcome of the battle

Quote from: Combat in DAH

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Dahnia (Kashyyk):
4, 3 vs 5
Dahnian army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from NDA to DAH

Taricus's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/jqz9f7V.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ARA, CHU, WLM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, ETF, WLD, EST

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army:

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army: ZAS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: NRT, DAH, ION

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: CYD, MET, WCD, TCH

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on January 12, 2019, 04:31:39 pm

CYD to TIF
WCD to AUG
TCH attack ZAS
MET support TCH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 12, 2019, 05:00:17 pm

The initial charge almost routed, the Ceodwellians unfortunately were easily destroyed when another Luathbasian army showed up to help the first.

Quote from: Combat in ZAS

Luathbas (Taricus) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
2, 6 vs 4
Ceodwellian army destroyed!
Luathbas army moves from TCH to ZAS

TricMagic's Turn

TricMagic's turn is skipped for they have no units (again).

Roboson's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/Qwpa2NL.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL
-Army: ARA, CHU, WLM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS
-Army: KAR, ETF, WLD, EST

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH, TVE
-Army:

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: AUG, KHO, GLS, ZAS
-Army:

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION
-Army: NRT, DAH, ION

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: MET, AUG, ZAS, TIF

TricMagic of Cydwyl:
-SC: ETF
-Army:

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, CHU, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 14, 2019, 04:51:45 pm

//Second strike for Roboson, one more and Lametania is up for grabs ;v

Winter of Year 3

With surrender of the last Cydwyllian-held keep in Eastern Tiftit, the Kingdom of Cydwyl (TricMagic) is no more!

(https://i.imgur.com/BcX7FfV.png)

TankKit: 6 SCs, 3 Armies = 3 Armies to build
Doomblade187: 5 SCs, 4 Armies = 1 Army to build
Kashyyk: 1 SCs, no Armies = 1 Army to build
melkor: 2 SCs, no Armies = 2 Armies to build
Unlurking Sentinel: 8 SCs, 3 Armies = 5 Armies to build
Taricus: 7 SCs, 4 Armies = 3 Armies to build
Roboson: 3 SCs, 3 Armies = no Armies to build

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU
-Army: ARA, CHU, WLM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF
-Army: KAR, ETF, WLD, EST

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: DAH
-Army:

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS
-Army:

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH
-Army: NRT, DAH, ION

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD, ZAS, AUG, TIF
-Army: MET, AUG, ZAS, TIF

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on January 14, 2019, 05:06:26 pm

Dahnia
Build Army in TVE

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on January 14, 2019, 05:22:58 pm

Helliste
Build Armies in all available locations (RUZ, NDA, HEL, SLC, HLC)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on January 14, 2019, 05:59:22 pm

Luathbas
Build armies in LTH, CYD and LUA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on January 14, 2019, 08:36:56 pm

Build army in VAL.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on January 15, 2019, 04:07:16 am

Build armies in KIW, WFL and ANK.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on January 16, 2019, 06:51:57 pm

build at kho and gls

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 17, 2019, 02:07:36 pm

Spring of Year 4

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/Z7XhcsC.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU
-Army: ARA, CHU, WLM, KIW, WLF, ANK

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF
-Army: KAR, ETF, WLD, EST, VAL

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: TVE
-Army: TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS
-Army: KHO, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH
-Army: NRT, DAH, ION, RUZ, NDA, HEL, SLC, HLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD, ZAS, AUG, TIF
-Army: MET, AUG, ZAS, TIF, LTH, CYD, LUA

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, IBM
-Army: LAM, STT, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on January 17, 2019, 03:37:41 pm

KIW to RLM
WFL to FLF
ARA to LLA
CHU to STT
WLM supports CHU
ANK to CHU

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 18, 2019, 04:05:44 pm

Kiwis move to invade and conquer Lametania, while a detachment goes north under sikret special task force orders from Kiwi King himself...

Quote from: Combat in STT

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Lametania (Roboson):
1, 3 vs 1
Lametanian army destroyed!
Kiwi army moves from CHU to STT

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/PA0yRcW.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU
-Army: RLM, FLF, LLA, STT, WLM, CHU

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF
-Army: KAR, ETF, WLD, EST, VAL

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: TVE
-Army: TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS
-Army: KHO, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH
-Army: NRT, DAH, ION, RUZ, NDA, HEL, SLC, HLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD, ZAS, AUG, TIF
-Army: MET, AUG, ZAS, TIF, LTH, CYD, LUA

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, IBM
-Army: LAM, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on January 18, 2019, 05:01:29 pm

KAR to KSH
EST to ETF
VAL to HUP
ETF to TIF

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 18, 2019, 05:19:12 pm

The Parsians easily massacre the unsuspecting Luathbasians, beginning the siege of fertile Tiftit farmlands.

Quote from: Combat in TIF

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Luathbas (Taricus):
6 vs 1
Luathbas army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from ETF to TIF

Kashyyk's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/Ff8Pj6c.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU
-Army: RLM, FLF, LLA, STT, WLM, CHU

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF
-Army: WLD, KSH, ETF, HUP, TIF

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: TVE
-Army: TVE

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS
-Army: KHO, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH
-Army: NRT, DAH, ION, RUZ, NDA, HEL, SLC, HLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD, ZAS, AUG, TIF
-Army: MET, AUG, ZAS, LTH, CYD, LUA

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, IBM
-Army: LAM, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on January 21, 2019, 01:13:15 pm

Dahnia
Army TVE move to DON

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 21, 2019, 01:40:19 pm

The Dahnians vacate their remaining keep.

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/geSLHaq.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU
-Army: RLM, FLF, LLA, STT, WLM, CHU

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF
-Army: WLD, KSH, ETF, HUP, TIF

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: TVE
-Army: DON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS
-Army: KHO, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH
-Army: NRT, DAH, ION, RUZ, NDA, HEL, SLC, HLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD, ZAS, AUG, TIF
-Army: MET, AUG, ZAS, LTH, CYD, LUA

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, IBM
-Army: LAM, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on January 22, 2019, 02:07:22 am

kho attack aug
gls move prp

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 22, 2019, 10:12:28 am

The battle of Augas was won by the Ceodwells, who began siege to retake their old lands.

Quote from: Combat in AUG

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Luathbas (Taricus):
5 vs 4
Luathbas army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from KHO to AUG

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/TXbSOj5.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU
-Army: RLM, FLF, LLA, STT, WLM, CHU

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF
-Army: WLD, KSH, ETF, HUP, TIF

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: TVE
-Army: DON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH
-Army: NRT, DAH, ION, RUZ, NDA, HEL, SLC, HLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD, ZAS, AUG, TIF
-Army: MET, ZAS, LTH, CYD, LUA

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, IBM
-Army: LAM, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on January 23, 2019, 12:06:51 am

Taricus, are you not going to accept my deal? I acknowledge that getting hold of Tiftit was more important than Tven, what with the priority of conflicts and all, but you have yet to even respond to me. Is it safe to take that as a 'no'?

I don't want to commit another diplomatic faux pas, but just know that due to your radio silence (and my vulturous nature getting the better of me), The deal has been retracted.

Hel Coast (HLC) army to Wildlands (WLD)
Helliste (HEL) army to support Hel Coast (HEL) army
Ionith (ION) army to support Hel Coast (HEL) army
Saltwater Coast (SLC) army to Hel Coast (HLC)

Dahnia (DAH) army to Tven (TVE)
Northern Dahnia (NDA) to Dahnia (DAH)

Northern Mountains (NRT) army to Grey Rockfields (GRK)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on January 23, 2019, 12:11:45 am

Whoops, I had actually completely forgotten about that. I'm still willing to do that deal if you are.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on January 23, 2019, 03:45:11 pm

Well... I've already written the actions, it'd be inconvenient to change them...

Are you willing to maintain the 5-year treaty (starting next year) without my cedeing Tven?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on January 23, 2019, 07:14:53 pm

Eh, sure. One less front for me to worry about at least.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 24, 2019, 11:40:10 am

Hordes of Helliste fought against famed Parsian cataphracts, and even with numerical advantage, they won only by a small margin.

Quote from: Combat in WLD

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
3, 1, 1 vs 5
2, 1, 5 vs 6
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from HLC to WLD

Taricus's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/TfSkkze.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU
-Army: RLM, FLF, LLA, STT, WLM, CHU

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF
-Army: KSH, ETF, HUP, TIF

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: TVE
-Army: DON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH
-Army: GRK, RUZ, TVE, DAH, ION, HEL, HLC, WLD

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD, ZAS, AUG, TIF
-Army: MET, ZAS, LTH, CYD, LUA

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, IBM
-Army: LAM, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on January 24, 2019, 06:18:37 pm

CYD Attacks TIF
ZAS attacks AUG
MET moves to WCD

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 26, 2019, 07:07:03 am

//And now the wait begins.

Whether it was populace panicking or commanders inability, Luathbas failed on both fronts, against Parsia and Ceodwell.

Quote from: Combat in TIF

Luathbas (Taricus) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
3 vs 4
Luathbasian army destroyed!

Quote from: Combat in AUG

Luathbas (Taricus) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
2 vs 4
Luathbasian army destroyed!

Roboson's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/uwiOygA.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU
-Army: RLM, FLF, LLA, STT, WLM, CHU

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF
-Army: KSH, ETF, HUP, TIF

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: TVE
-Army: DON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH
-Army: GRK, RUZ, TVE, DAH, ION, HEL, HLC, WLD

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD, ZAS, AUG, TIF
-Army: WCD, LTH, LUA

Roboson of Lametania:
-SC: LAM, STT, IBM
-Army: LAM, IBM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 27, 2019, 10:38:16 am

//Welp, there we go.

Fall of Year 4

Lametanian government collapses! Independent warlords seize important provinces for themselves!

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/3Mq30vs.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU
-Army: RLM, FLF, LLA, STT, WLM, CHU

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF
-Army: KSH, ETF, HUP, TIF

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: TVE
-Army: DON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH
-Army: GRK, RUZ, TVE, DAH, ION, HEL, HLC, WLD

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD, ZAS, AUG, TIF
-Army: WCD, LTH, LUA

Independent Armies: 2 (LAM, IBM)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on January 27, 2019, 10:42:47 am

WLM Attacks LAM
STT Supports WLM
LLA Supports WLM

RLM To Zon
CHU to WFL

Threaten the remaining warlord into submission with the fact that my armies have him surrounded and take him as my vassal if he submits to my superiority.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 27, 2019, 11:06:43 am

Lametanian capital is taken by the Kiwis in one big push.

Quote from: Combat in LAM

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Independents:
4, 4, 6 vs 1
Independent Army destroyed!
Kiwi army moves from WLM to LAM

The threatened warlord shows the King of Kiwi a sideways-laying ornithoid of lesser degree.

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/fEzoLt3.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU
-Army: ZON, FLF, LLA, STT, LAM, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF
-Army: KSH, ETF, HUP, TIF

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: TVE
-Army: DON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH
-Army: GRK, RUZ, TVE, DAH, ION, HEL, HLC, WLD

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD, ZAS, AUG, TIF
-Army: WCD, LTH, LUA

Independent Armies: 1 (IBM)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on January 28, 2019, 03:20:47 pm

ETF to EST
HUP to ETF
KSH to MNT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 28, 2019, 04:07:37 pm

Parsians move around, blocking the Hellistes and encroaching upon Ceodwellians.

Kashyyk's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/XhR603h.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU
-Army: ZON, FLF, LLA, STT, LAM, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF
-Army: TIF, EST, ETF, MNT

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: TVE
-Army: DON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH
-Army: GRK, RUZ, TVE, DAH, ION, HEL, HLC, WLD

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD, ZAS, AUG, TIF
-Army: WCD, LTH, LUA

Independent Armies: 1 (IBM)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on January 28, 2019, 04:11:55 pm

Dahnia

Onwards to unlikely victory!
DON attack ZON

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 28, 2019, 04:21:10 pm

The Dahnians quickly overrun Kiwi positions, taking the old dwarven hall for themselves!

Quote from: Combat in ZON

Dahnia (Kashyyk) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
4 vs 2
Kiwi army destroyed!
Dahnian army moves from DON to ZON

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/pgJCQM5.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU
-Army: FLF, LLA, STT, LAM, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF
-Army: TIF, EST, ETF, MNT

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: TVE
-Army: ZON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS
-Army: PRP, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH
-Army: GRK, RUZ, TVE, DAH, ION, HEL, HLC, WLD

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD, ZAS, AUG, TIF
-Army: WCD, LTH, LUA

Independent Armies: 1 (IBM)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on January 28, 2019, 04:35:08 pm

God damn Kashyyk, since when did Dahnia become so good at surviving unlikely battles? It's amazing that you're still alive after all this.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on January 28, 2019, 05:07:23 pm

I know. I do not deserve to be alive right now.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on January 29, 2019, 03:19:03 am

PRP move to ZAS

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 29, 2019, 10:42:01 am

Ceodwell forces eagerly reoccupy Zasitost.

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/TdMBfi2.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU
-Army: FLF, LLA, STT, LAM, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF
-Army: TIF, EST, ETF, MNT

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: TVE
-Army: ZON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS
-Army: ZAS, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH
-Army: GRK, RUZ, TVE, DAH, ION, HEL, HLC, WLD

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD, ZAS, AUG, TIF
-Army: WCD, LTH, LUA

Independent Armies: 1 (IBM)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on January 29, 2019, 09:58:17 pm

Quote from: Kashyyk on January 28, 2019, 05:07:23 pm

I know. I do not deserve to be alive right now.

Spoiler: My Response (click to show/hide)

(https://i.imgur.com/lFNjEFf.png)

Grey Rockfields (GRK) army to Rainbow Lizard Mountains (RLM)
Tven (TVE) army to Donuth (DON)
Dahnia (DAH) army to Tven (TVE)

The Wildlands (WLD) army to Eastern Tiftit (ETF)
Ionith (ION) army to the Wildlands (WLD)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on January 31, 2019, 10:04:40 am

The attack on Parsian-held Tiftit ended in spectacular failure.

Quote from: Combat in ETF

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
1 vs 6
Helliste army destroyed!

Taricus's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/bDu0cIB.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU
-Army: FLF, LLA, STT, LAM, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF
-Army: TIF, EST, ETF, MNT

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: TVE
-Army: ZON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS
-Army: ZAS, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH
-Army: RLM, RUZ, TVE, DON, WLD, HEL, HLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD, ZAS, AUG, TIF
-Army: WCD, LTH, LUA

Independent Armies: 1 (IBM)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on January 31, 2019, 07:03:26 pm

LTH to TCH
LUA to MET
WCD attack AUG

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 01, 2019, 04:14:53 pm

Luathbas in meanwhile had to swallow the bitter pill of another battle failure.

Quote from: Combat in AUG

Luathbas (Taricus) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
2 vs 5
Luathbasian army destroyed!

Winter of Year 4

(https://i.imgur.com/sqOkF0X.png)

TankKit: 8 SCs, 5 Armies = 3 Armies to Build
Doomblade187: 6 SCs, 4 Armies = 2 Armies to Build
Kashyyk: 1 SC, 1 Army = nothing to Build
melkor: 4 SCs, 2 Armies = 2 Armies to Build
Unlurking Sentinel: 9 SCs, 7 Armies = 2 Armies to Build
Taricus: 4 SCs, 2 Armies = 2 Armies to Build

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM
-Army: FLF, LLA, STT, LAM, WFL

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF
-Army: TIF, EST, ETF, MNT

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: TVE
-Army: ZON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: ZAS, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: RLM, RUZ, TVE, DON, WLD, HEL, HLC

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: TCH, MET

Independent Armies: 1 (IBM)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 01, 2019, 04:31:01 pm

Build at KIW, KOI and ANK.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 01, 2019, 05:43:11 pm

Build at VAL, SHS

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on February 01, 2019, 06:04:17 pm

Build armies at CYD and LUA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on February 02, 2019, 01:07:02 am

Build at NRT and ION

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on February 02, 2019, 01:14:27 pm

build KHO and GLS

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 02, 2019, 04:39:14 pm

Spring of Year 5

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/uMNqVC7.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM
-Army: FLF, LLA, STT, LAM, WFL, KIW, KOI, ANK

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF
-Army: TIF, EST, ETF, MNT, VAL, SHS

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: ZON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: ZAS, AUG, KHO, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: RLM, RUZ, TVE, DON, WLD, HEL, HLC, NRT, ION

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: TCH, MET, LUA, CYD

Independent Armies: 1 (IBM)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 02, 2019, 04:49:32 pm

LLA Attacks IBM
LAM Supports LLA
STT Supports LLA

KIW Attacks RLM
KOI Moves to KIW
ANK Moves to WES

FLF Attacks DON
WFL Supports FLF

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 04, 2019, 03:50:58 pm

The opposition in the east, north and northeast was crushed by the Kiwis!

Quote from: Combat in IMB

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Independents:
4, 6, 6 vs 4
Independent army destroyed!
Kiwi army moves from LLA to IBM

Quote from: Combat in RLM

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
6 vs 4
Helliste army destroyed!
Kiwi army moves from KIW to RLM

Quote from: Combat in DON

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
4, 3 vs 6
Helliste army destroyed!
Kiwi army moves from FLF to DON

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/WtCJAE7.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM
-Army: IBM, STT, LAM, WFL, RLM, KIW, WES, DON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF
-Army: TIF, EST, ETF, MNT, VAL, SHS

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: ZON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: ZAS, AUG, KHO, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, TVE, WLD, HEL, HLC, NRT, ION

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: TCH, MET, LUA, CYD

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on February 04, 2019, 04:18:35 pm

How am I already halfway to winning? I do not recall rolling well once.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 04, 2019, 04:44:56 pm

You did a good job of scavenging, that's how.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 05, 2019, 11:34:16 am

TIF to CYD
VAL to HUP
MNT to ECD
SHS to WTR
EST to WLD

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 05, 2019, 12:16:54 pm

Parsian Cataphracts sailed through the plains and valleys, crushing Luathbasian and Helliste troopers as they went.

Quote from: Combat in CYD

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Luathbas (Taricus):
6 vs 4
Luathbas army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from TIF to CYD

Quote from: Combat in WLD

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
6 vs 3
Helliste army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from EST to WLD

Kashyyk's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/8nmgKWB.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM
-Army: IBM, STT, LAM, WFL, RLM, KIW, WES, DON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF
-Army: ETF, CYD, HUP, ECD, WTR, WLD

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: ZON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: ZAS, AUG, KHO, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, TVE, HEL, HLC, NRT, ION

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: TCH, MET, LUA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on February 05, 2019, 01:16:17 pm

Dahnia
No action

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 05, 2019, 01:24:28 pm

Meanwhile, Dahnian remnants are getting cozy in their mountain fortress.

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/8nmgKWB.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM
-Army: IBM, STT, LAM, WFL, RLM, KIW, WES, DON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF
-Army: ETF, CYD, HUP, ECD, WTR, WLD

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: ZON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: ZAS, AUG, KHO, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, TVE, HEL, HLC, NRT, ION

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: TCH, MET, LUA

---

ALSO ALSO, the Territories are now getting their personalized lore based on SPAMKINGDOM games!

Check out the new spoiler in the first post ;v!

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 06, 2019, 10:20:38 am

A terrible mistake has been fixed; it is actually melkor's turn.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on February 06, 2019, 01:08:45 pm

ZAS attack MET
AUG move WCD
KHO move AUG
GLS move PRP

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 06, 2019, 02:52:34 pm

Luathbas army once more failed their King as the battle of Methe was lost and the siege of the city begun.

Quote from: Combat in MTH

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Luathbas (Taricus)
5 vs 2
Luathbasian army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from ZAS to MET

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/LjjGNxI.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM
-Army: IBM, STT, LAM, WFL, RLM, KIW, WES, DON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF
-Army: ETF, CYD, HUP, ECD, WTR, WLD

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: ZON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: MET, WCD, AUG, PRP

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, TVE, HEL, HLC, NRT, ION

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: TCH, LUA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on February 06, 2019, 03:15:48 pm

Though I may have Dahnia's old lands, I would rather have their luck.

Move Northern Mountains (NRT) army to Grey Rockfields (GRK)

Move Ruz (RUZ) army to Donuth (DON)
Tven (TVE) army supports Ruz (RUZ) army

Move Hel Coast (HLC) army to the Wildlands (WLD)
Helliste (HEL) army supports Hel Coast (HLC) army
Ionith (ION) army supports Hel Coast (HLC) army

It will be hard managing two-to-three fronts with two thirds of my men still alive. Pray winter comes soon, and my luck changes.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 06, 2019, 03:24:43 pm

"Pray winter comes soon, and my luck changes." Said the anxious Helliste King.

But the God of Numbers was utterly merciless this spring.

Quote from: Combat in DON

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
1, 2 vs 4
Helliste army destroyed!

Quote from: Combat in WLD

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
1, 3, 1 vs 6
Helliste army destroyed!

Taricus's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/9nZWvtR.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM
-Army: IBM, STT, LAM, WFL, RLM, KIW, WES, DON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF
-Army: ETF, CYD, HUP, ECD, WTR, WLD

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: ZON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: MET, WCD, AUG, PRP

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: TVE, HEL, ION, GRK

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: TCH, LUA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on February 07, 2019, 02:50:58 am

oof unlurking (https://youtu.be/1SHK4J392rI?t=12)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on February 07, 2019, 04:16:52 am

TCH attack MET
LUA Support attack on MET

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 07, 2019, 01:14:04 pm

Luathbasian soldiers destroyed the Ceodwellians at Methe!

Quote from: Combat in MTH

Luathbas (Taricus) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
6, 1 vs 5
Ceodwell army destroyed!
Luathbas army moves from TCH to MET

Fall of Year 5

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/FiObN1R.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM
-Army: IBM, STT, LAM, WFL, RLM, KIW, WES, DON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF
-Army: ETF, CYD, HUP, ECD, WTR, WLD

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: ZON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: WCD, AUG, PRP

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: TVE, HEL, ION, GRK

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: LUA, MET

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 07, 2019, 01:39:30 pm

RLM Attacks GRK
KIW Moves to RLM

DON Moves to RUZ
WFL Moves to DON

STT Moves to FLF
LAM Moves to STT

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 07, 2019, 01:49:15 pm

First time in a while, the Helliste win a fight - against invaders from Kiwi.

Quote from: Combat in GRK

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
2 vs 4
Kiwi army destroyed!

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/RBY92Qa.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM
-Army: IBM, FLF, STT, DON, WES, RUZ, RLM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF
-Army: ETF, CYD, HUP, ECD, WTR, WLD

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: ZON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: WCD, AUG, PRP

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: TVE, HEL, ION, GRK

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: LUA, MET

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 07, 2019, 07:22:19 pm

WLD to HLC
ETF to WLD
HUP to TIF
WTR to EST

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 08, 2019, 12:57:14 am

Parsians quickly rush for the coast.

Kashyyk's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/tbK8Upj.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM
-Army: IBM, FLF, STT, DON, WES, RUZ, RLM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF
-Army: WLD, CYD, TIF, ECD, EST, HLC

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: ZON

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: WCD, AUG, PRP

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: TVE, HEL, ION, GRK

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: LUA, MET

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on February 08, 2019, 01:05:54 am

Dahnia
ZON attacks RLM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 08, 2019, 10:02:27 am

Who knews that charging down the mountains was a good offensive tactic? The Dahnians amaze the world once again with victory at Rainbow Lizard Mountains!

Quote from: Combat in RLM

Dahnia (Kashyyk) vs Kiwi (TankKit)
4 vs 2
Kiwi army destroyed!
Dahnian army moves from ZON to RLM

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/zbSeBnq.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM
-Army: IBM, FLF, STT, DON, WES, RUZ

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF
-Army: WLD, CYD, TIF, ECD, EST, HLC

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: RLM

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: WCD, AUG, PRP

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: TVE, HEL, ION, GRK

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: LUA, MET

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 08, 2019, 10:16:59 am

Dear god man, how are you still alive?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on February 08, 2019, 11:00:06 am

I'm guessing my shrine to the dice gods has finally started paying off.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on February 09, 2019, 04:01:00 am

WCD attack LUA
AUG move WCD
PRP move ZAS

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 09, 2019, 11:42:45 am

Ceodwellian banners were seen outside the Luathbasian capital - but only briefly.

Quote from: Combat in LUA

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Luathbas (Taricus):
1 vs 4
Ceodwellian army destroyed!

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/YNyogtf.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM
-Army: IBM, FLF, STT, DON, WES, RUZ

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF
-Army: WLD, CYD, TIF, ECD, EST, HLC

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: RLM

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: WCD, ZAS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: TVE, HEL, ION, GRK

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: LUA, MET

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on February 09, 2019, 11:19:22 pm

Maybe if I make enough bad rolls, they'll eventually turn into good rolls!

Helliste (HEL) army to Hel Coast (HLC)
Ionith (ION) army to the Wildlands (WLD)

Tven (TVE) army to Ruz (RUZ)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 10, 2019, 05:27:41 am

Maybe there is some reason in that thinking.

Quote from: Combat in HLC

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
1 vs 3
Helliste army destroyed!

Quote from: Combat in WLD

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
4 vs 1
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from ION to WLD

Quote from: Combat in RUZ

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
6 vs 3
Kiwi army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from TVE to RUZ

Taricus's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/ARCD2qR.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM
-Army: IBM, FLF, STT, DON, WES

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF
-Army: CYD, TIF, ECD, EST, HLC

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: RLM

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: WCD, ZAS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, HLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: GRK, WLD, RUZ

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH, CYD
-Army: LUA, MET

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 13, 2019, 12:27:39 pm

//Das enough wait for Tari I think.

Winter Phase, Year 5

(https://i.imgur.com/3U0z2tU.png)

TankKit: 9 SCs, 5 Armies = 4 Armies to Build
Doomblade187: 9 SCs, 5 Armies = 4 Armies to Build
Kashyyk: 1 SC, 1 Army = nothing to Build
melkor: 4 SCs, 2 Armies = 2 Armies to Build
Unlurking Sentinel: 8 SCs, 3 Armies = 5 Armies to Build
Taricus: 3 SCs, 2 Armies = 1 Army to Build

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM
-Army: IBM, FLF, STT, DON, WES

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD
-Army: CYD, TIF, ECD, EST, HLC

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: RLM

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: WCD, ZAS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: GRK, WLD, RUZ

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH
-Army: LUA, MET

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on February 13, 2019, 12:36:57 pm

Dahnia
Screw the rules and generate more dwarves!

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 13, 2019, 01:30:33 pm

Build armies at KIW, KOI, WFL and ANK

Melkor of Ceodwell, I propose a 5 year truce between the two of us so we can each focus on dealing with other lords.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 13, 2019, 02:16:24 pm

Build at KSH, VAL, and SHS.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on February 13, 2019, 02:43:50 pm

Build army in LTH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on February 13, 2019, 06:55:46 pm

Build Armies in SLC, HEL, ION, DAH, TVE

EDIT: Uhh, you forgot to list ECD as being owned by Parsia. Parsia owns 9 Supply Centers, not 8.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 13, 2019, 07:13:34 pm

Also build in KSH!
Thank you!

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on February 13, 2019, 07:27:27 pm

You're very probably going to overrun my capital and wreck me on two fronts, but I had to be fair about it.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 13, 2019, 11:18:22 pm

Quote from: Unlurking Sentinel on February 13, 2019, 07:27:27 pm

You're very probably going to overrun my capital and wreck me on two fronts, but I had to be fair about it.

Our truce still stands unless you want to end it. I can cede back the territory I took if you want.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 14, 2019, 12:58:56 am

Quote from: Unlurking Sentinel on February 13, 2019, 06:55:46 pm

EDIT: Uhh, you forgot to list ECD as being owned by Parsia. Parsia owns 9 Supply Centers, not 8.

Thanks, is fixed ;v

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on February 14, 2019, 04:26:06 am

build AUG and KHO

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 14, 2019, 11:35:32 am

//I've assumed Doomblade meant second post to be spawning in KAR, not KSH, pls be more mindful of map ;v

Spring Phase, Year 6

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/6xHmpmW.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM
-Army: IBM, FLF, STT, DON, WES, KIW, KOI, WFL, ANK

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD
-Army: CYD, TIF, ECD, EST, HLC, KSH, VAL, SHS, KAR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: RLM

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: WCD, ZAS, AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: GRK, WLD, RUZ, SLC, HEL, ION, DAH, TVE

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH
-Army: LUA, MET, LTH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on February 14, 2019, 11:50:24 am

Hey TankKit. If you choose to not murder my army, I'll be able to take it North and disrupt Helliste.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 15, 2019, 09:46:29 am

Sure thing buddy.

DON Attacks RUZ
WFL Moves to DON
ANK Moves to WFL

IBM Moves to LAM

By the way, the truce offer still stands, Melkor. I'll give you until your turn to answer it.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on February 15, 2019, 06:36:03 pm

What a comedy this is, where not only is the vulture threatened by the rotting carcass, but the carcass is more likely to succeed.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 16, 2019, 04:42:37 am

The Kiwi banner began showing up northwards.

Quote from: Combat in RUZ

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
5 vs 1
Helliste army destroyed!
Kiwi army moves from DON to RUZ

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/ql0D70r.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM
-Army: FLF, STT, WES, KIW, KOI, RUZ, DON, WFL, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD
-Army: CYD, TIF, ECD, EST, HLC, KSH, VAL, SHS, KAR

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: RLM

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: WCD, ZAS, AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: GRK, WLD, SLC, HEL, ION, DAH, TVE

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH
-Army: LUA, MET, LTH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 18, 2019, 12:46:59 pm

SHS to WTR
ETF attack WLD
HLC attack SLC
TIF to CYD
CYD to DAH
KSH to VAL.
VAL to HUP

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 18, 2019, 01:01:00 pm

The mighty Parsian war machine continued waging death and destruction upon Helliste domains, although their tacticians got a bit confused about the orders, leaving gaps in the defense..

Quote from: Combat in WLD

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
4 vs 3
Helliste army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from ETF to WLD

Quote from: Combat in SLC

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
4 vs 2
Helliste army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from ETF to WLD

Quote from: Combat in DAH

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
6 vs 4
Helliste army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from CYD to DAH

Kashyyk's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/dspK0rf.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM
-Army: FLF, STT, WES, KIW, KOI, RUZ, DON, WFL, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD
-Army: SLC, DAH, WLD, TIF, HUP, WTR, KSH, KAR, ECD

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army: RLM

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: WCD, ZAS, AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: GRK, HEL, ION, TVE

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH
-Army: LUA, MET, LTH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on February 18, 2019, 01:33:11 pm

Onwards, to glory and improbable victory!

Dahnia
RLM attacks GRK

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 18, 2019, 01:35:11 pm

Poor Hellisite, getting crushed between the might of three superior war machines.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 18, 2019, 01:46:42 pm

To the shock of peoples worldwide, the invincible, murderous, 5-star ranked Dahnian army died horribly against some Helliste recruits.

Quote from: Combat in RLM

Dahnia (Kashyyk) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
1 vs 6
Dahnian army destroyed!

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/zxVM4fM.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM
-Army: FLF, STT, WES, KIW, KOI, RUZ, DON, WFL, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD
-Army: SLC, DAH, WLD, TIF, HUP, WTR, KSH, KAR, ECD

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army:

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: WCD, ZAS, AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: GRK, HEL, ION, TVE

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH
-Army: LUA, MET, LTH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 18, 2019, 02:02:07 pm

Correction: Two superior war machines. Also this is your last chance to form a truce with me, Melkor.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on February 19, 2019, 05:17:33 am

WCD attack LUA
ZAS attack MET
AUG move WCD
KHO move AUG
GLS move PRP

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 19, 2019, 11:17:23 am

It seems that out of two dynasties, Ceodwellians are the truer ones.

Quote from: Combat in LUA

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Luathbas (Taricus):
6 vs 2
Luathbas army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from WCD to LUA

Quote from: Combat in MET

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Luathbas (Taricus):
3 vs 2
Luathbas army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from ZAS to MET

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/1yp5SGY.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM
-Army: FLF, STT, WES, KIW, KOI, RUZ, DON, WFL, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD
-Army: SLC, DAH, WLD, TIF, HUP, WTR, KSH, KAR, ECD

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army:

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: LUA, MET, WCD, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: GRK, HEL, ION, TVE

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH
-Army: LTH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 19, 2019, 12:06:14 pm

I believe that should say that it's Unlurking Sentinel's turn.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on February 19, 2019, 11:52:05 pm

GRK to WEP
TEV to DAH
HEL to SLC
ION to WLD
TankKit, you might as well take ZON while you can. Having that territory under your control is significantly more valuable than having an ally control it (you get to flank with the army more, you generally get more armies to play with, less nations means faster turns).

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 20, 2019, 02:41:58 am

That's the plan.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 21, 2019, 01:31:40 pm

//I assume Unlurk meant 'TVE to DAH'

The Hellistes tried to combat Parsians on many fronts, but succeeded only in one battle out of three.

Quote from: Combat in DAH

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
6 vs 3
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from TVE to DAH

Quote from: Combat in SLC

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
4 vs 4
5 vs 5
1 vs 3
Helliste army destroyed!

Quote from: Combat in WLD

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
3 vs 3
3 vs 6
Helliste army destroyed!

Taricus's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/L9K64h6.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM
-Army: FLF, STT, WES, KIW, KOI, RUZ, DON, WFL, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD
-Army: SLC, WLD, TIF, HUP, WTR, KSH, KAR, ECD

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army:

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: LUA, MET, WCD, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: WEP, DAH

Taricus of Luathbas:
-SC: LUA, MET, LTH
-Army: LTH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 21, 2019, 02:54:16 pm

Oof man. That sucks.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Taricus on February 21, 2019, 10:13:48 pm

Yep, I'm out. I ain't kashyyk, there's no hope in hell I can pull off what he did :P

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 22, 2019, 01:01:40 am

Kingdom of Luathbas collapses as the royal family flees the capital and local warlords take over Luthia province!

Fall Phase, Year 6

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/cSNQdU1.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM
-Army: FLF, STT, WES, KIW, KOI, RUZ, DON, WFL, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD
-Army: SLC, WLD, TIF, HUP, WTR, KSH, KAR, ECD

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army:

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: LUA, MET, WCD, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: WEP, DAH

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 22, 2019, 01:28:40 am

STT Attacks LUA
FLF Supports STT
LAM Moves to STT

DON Moves to ZON
WFL Moves to DON
KOI Movest to WFL

KIW Moves to RLM
WES Moves to KIW

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Kashyyk on February 22, 2019, 02:41:10 am

You sure you don't want DON to take TVE TankKit? :3

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 22, 2019, 05:39:33 am

No because I'm genuinely scared about having to deal with you in a fairer fight. :3

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 22, 2019, 12:35:58 pm

After a tough fight, the siege of Luathbas changed hands.

Quote from: Combat in LUA

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor)
4, 5 vs 6
Ceodwellian army destroyed!
Kiwi army moves from STT to LUA

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/M03MLTJ.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM
-Army: RUZ, DON, ZON, RLM, KIW, WFL, FLF, LUA, STT

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD
-Army: SLC, WLD, TIF, HUP, WTR, KSH, KAR, ECD

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army:

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: LUA, MET, WCD, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: WEP, DAH

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 22, 2019, 07:23:46 pm

TIF to CYD
HUP to TIF
WLD to ION
WTR to EST

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 24, 2019, 06:46:20 am

The Parsians move into Helliste.

Kashyyk's Turn

Turn skipped due to lack of Armies.

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/yyPYahy.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM
-Army: RUZ, DON, ZON, RLM, KIW, WFL, FLF, LUA, STT

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD
-Army: SLC, ION, CYD, TIF, EST, KSH, KAR, ECD

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army:

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: LUA, MET, WCD, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: WEP, DAH

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on February 25, 2019, 04:41:37 pm

Met attack LUA
WCD attack STT
AUG move WCD

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 27, 2019, 04:52:50 pm

The Kiwis and Ceodwellians fought hard, each winning a battle.

Quote from: Combat in LUA

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
6 vs 3
Kiwi army destroyed!
Ceodwellian army moves from MET to LUA

Quote from: Combat in STT

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
1 vs 5
Ceodwellian army destroyed!

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/TN5xFWW.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM
-Army: RUZ, DON, ZON, RLM, KIW, WFL, FLF, STT

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD
-Army: SLC, ION, CYD, TIF, EST, KSH, KAR, ECD

Kashyyk of Dahnia:
-SC: ZON
-Army:

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG
-Army: LUA, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, SLC, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: WEP, DAH

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on February 28, 2019, 08:44:25 am

WEP to RUZ
DAH to ION

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on February 28, 2019, 01:35:47 pm

The Hellistes manage to drive their enemies from their home soil!

Quote from: Combat in RUZ

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
3 vs 1
Kiwi army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from WEP to RUZ

Quote from: Combat in ION

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
5 vs 4
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from DAH to ION

Winter Phase, Year 6

The Dahnians are no more! Their last stronghold has fallen into hands of the Kiwis!

(https://i.imgur.com/jmIh7Wc.png)

TankKit: 10 SCs, 7 Armies = 3 Armies to Build
Doomblade187: 10 SCs, 7 Armies = 3 Armies to Build
melkor: 5 SCs, 2 Armies = 3 Armies to Build
Unlurking Sentinel: 7 SCs, 2 Armies = 5 Armies to Build

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: DON, ZON, RLM, KIW, WFL, FLF, STT

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD, SLC
-Army: SLC, CYD, TIF, EST, KSH, KAR, ECD

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA
-Army: LUA, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, ION

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on February 28, 2019, 01:42:35 pm

Build armies in KOI, CHU, LAM and IBM.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 28, 2019, 04:23:54 pm

Build armies in HLC, ETF, and VAL.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on March 01, 2019, 08:00:47 am

build armies in ZAS, AUG, KHO

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on March 01, 2019, 05:34:43 pm

Build armies in HEL, NRT, NDA, DAH, and TVE.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 01, 2019, 06:49:49 pm

Spring Phase, Year 7

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/OyI8Yj8.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: DON, ZON, RLM, KIW, WFL, FLF, STT, KOI, CHU, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD, SLC
-Army: SLC, CYD, TIF, EST, KSH, KAR, ECD, HLC, ETF, VAL

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA
-Army: LUA, WCD, ZAS, AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, ION, HEL, NRT, NDA, DAH, TVE

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 02, 2019, 05:25:11 am

RLM Moves to GRK
ZON Moves to RLM
DON Moves to ZON

FLF Attacks LUA
STT Supports FLF
CHU Moves to FLF

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 02, 2019, 05:52:04 am

The Kiwi's might be losing their edge? Or maybe its aliens? Damdamian conspirators?

No matter, the battle was lost terribly.

Quote from: Combat in LUA

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
1, 2 vs 5
Kiwi army destroyed!

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/AtyOb2n.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: GRK, RLM, ZON, KIW, WFL, STT, KOI, FLF, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD, SLC
-Army: SLC, CYD, TIF, EST, KSH, KAR, ECD, HLC, ETF, VAL

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA
-Army: LUA, WCD, ZAS, AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, ION, HEL, NRT, NDA, DAH, TVE

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on March 02, 2019, 07:12:48 pm

CYD to DAH
TIF to CYD
ETF to TIF
VAL to HUP
EST to WLD
SLC support HLC to HEL

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 03, 2019, 03:57:48 pm

The Parsian offensive was a complete success!

Quote from: Combat in DAH

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
6 vs 2
Helliste army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from CYD to DAH

Quote from: Combat in HEL

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
4, 1 vs 3
Helliste army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from HLC to HEL

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/ksvhyxO.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: GRK, RLM, ZON, KIW, WFL, STT, KOI, FLF, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD, SLC
-Army: SLC, DAH, CYD, WLD, KSH, KAR, ECD, HEL, TIF, HUP

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA
-Army: LUA, WCD, ZAS, AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, ION, NRT, NDA, TVE

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 03, 2019, 04:00:10 pm

Wrong map, that one doesn't show the Parsian advances into Hellsite lands.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on March 04, 2019, 06:07:59 am

WCD attack STT
LUA attack FLF

ZAS move MET
AUG move WCD
KHO move AUG

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 04, 2019, 11:41:41 am

Suddenly, some Kiwis begun to feel a bit threatened.

Quote from: Combat in STT

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
6 vs 2
Kiwi army destroyed!
Ceodwellian army moves from WCD to STT

Quote from: Combati n FLF

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
2 vs 5
Ceodwellian army destroyed!

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/9k2GLaI.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: GRK, RLM, ZON, KIW, WFL, KOI, FLF, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD, SLC
-Army: SLC, DAH, CYD, WLD, KSH, KAR, ECD, HEL, TIF, HUP

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA
-Army: STT, MET, WCD, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: RUZ, ION, NRT, NDA, TVE

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on March 04, 2019, 06:35:29 pm

TankKit of Kiwi, are you willing to form a truce for five years? I need to divert literally all of my resources to staving off Lametania alone, I really need you to focus on Ceodwell instead of me. Pretty please?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 05, 2019, 04:03:47 am

That depends on how much you want to keep NRT.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on March 08, 2019, 09:01:46 pm

The fact that I'm offering this to you before you attack NRT should say plenty on that.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 09, 2019, 05:03:26 am

Makes sense. Sure, have a 5 year truce. I have bigger problems to deal with down south anyway.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 09, 2019, 06:30:04 am

Only because I was busy I didn't skip Unlurk in the last few days V:

Please give army orders.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on March 09, 2019, 01:01:19 pm

Sorry for the delay.
NRT to NEW
ION to WLD
NDA to ION
RUZ to DAH
TVE supports RUZ

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 11, 2019, 04:40:26 pm

The Hellistes launch a counter-offensive against Parsians, soundly defeating them in two battles!

Quote from: Combat in WLD

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
5 vs 4
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from ION to WLD

Quote from: Combat in DAH

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
2, 5 vs 4
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from RUZ to DAH

Autumn Phase, Year 7

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/v8zVWF5.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: GRK, RLM, ZON, KIW, WFL, KOI, FLF, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD, SLC
-Army: SLC, CYD, KSH, KAR, ECD, HEL, TIF, HUP

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA
-Army: STT, MET, WCD, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: NEW, WLD, ION, DAH, TVE

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 12, 2019, 05:02:36 am

FLF Moves to LUA
WFL Moves to FLF
ZON Moves to DON
KOI Moves to WFL
KIW Moves to KOI
RLM Moves to WES
GRK Moves to RLM

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 12, 2019, 01:17:22 pm

Bruh you sure about these orders ;v?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 12, 2019, 02:08:16 pm

Fixed the one order that was wrong.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 12, 2019, 03:53:23 pm

The Kiwi war snake shuffled south and east.

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/r4BTIxq.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: LUA, FLF, DON, WFL, KOI, WES, RLM, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD, SLC
-Army: SLC, CYD, KSH, KAR, ECD, HEL, TIF, HUP

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA
-Army: STT, MET, WCD, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: NEW, WLD, ION, DAH, TVE

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on March 16, 2019, 04:03:43 am

KSH to NPR
HUP to ETF
CYD to DAH
TIF to CYD
SLC to NEW

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 16, 2019, 04:16:07 am

The Parsians had a mixed bag of luck.

Quote from: Combat in DAH

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
1 vs 2
Parsian army destroyed!

Quote from: Combat in NEW

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
3 vs 3
5 vs 5
5 vs 4
Helliste army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from SLC to NEW

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/7e00Q4S.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: LUA, FLF, DON, WFL, KOI, WES, RLM, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD, SLC
-Army: NEW, NPR, KAR, ECD, HEL, CYD, ETF

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA
-Army: STT, MET, WCD, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: WLD, ION, DAH, TVE

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on March 17, 2019, 08:29:39 am

WCD attack LUA
MET support LUA
AUG move WCD

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 17, 2019, 04:06:03 pm

In the meanwhile, Ceodwellian army scores a victory against the Kiwis.

Quote from: Combat in LUA

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
5, 2 vs 4
Kiwi army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from WCD to LUA

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/nA9FFbN.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, STT, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: FLF, DON, WFL, KOI, WES, RLM, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, CYD, HLC, ECD, SLC
-Army: NEW, NPR, KAR, ECD, HEL, CYD, ETF

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA
-Army: STT, MET, LUA, WCD

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE
-Army: WLD, ION, DAH, TVE

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on March 17, 2019, 04:10:00 pm

HELLISTE BELONGS TO THE HELS!!!
WLD to HLC
ION to HEL
DAH to CYD
TVE supports DAH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 17, 2019, 04:23:17 pm

The Helliste were definitely on a roll this year.

Quote from: Combat in HEL

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
6 vs 3
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from ION to HEL

Quote from: Combat in CYD

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
2, 4 vs 2
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from DAH to CYD

Winter Phase, Year 7

(https://i.imgur.com/Gh13Sb3.png)

TankKit: 9 SCs, 7 Armies = 2 Armies to build
Doomblade187: 8 SCs, 5 Armies = 3 Armies to build
melkor: 7 SCs, 4 Armies = 3 Armies to build
Unlurking Sentinel: 9 SCs, 4 Armies = 5 Armies to build

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: FLF, DON, WFL, KOI, WES, RLM, LAM

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, ECD, SLC
-Army: NEW, NPR, KAR, ECD, ETF

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET
-Army: STT, MET, LUA, WCD

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD
-Army: HLC, HEL, CYD, TVE

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on March 17, 2019, 05:36:53 pm

Build at TIF, SLC, SHS

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on March 18, 2019, 12:37:31 am

Build at NRT, NDA, ION, DAH, RUZ

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 18, 2019, 04:02:43 am

Build armies at IBM and CHU.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on March 18, 2019, 04:04:48 pm

build at GLS, KHO and AUG

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 18, 2019, 04:50:13 pm

Spring Phase, Year 8

TankKit's Turn!

(https://i.imgur.com/w9ioD6D.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: FLF, DON, WFL, KOI, WES, RLM, LAM, IBM, CHU

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, ECD, SLC
-Army: NEW, NPR, KAR, ECD, ETF, TIF, SLC, SHS

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET
-Army: STT, MET, LUA, WCD, GLS, KHO, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD
-Army: HLC, HEL, CYD, TVE, NRT, NDA, ION, DAH, RUZ

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 19, 2019, 04:30:42 am

IBM Attacks STT
LAM Supports IBM
CHU Supports IBM

FLF Attacks LUA

WES Moves to ANK
RLM Moves to WES
WFL Moves to FLF
KOI Moves to WFL

ssssssssssssssssssss

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 19, 2019, 01:42:20 pm

This Spring many Kiwis found out that the greyness of Ceodwellian banner probably refers to the steel-like strength of their border armies.

Quote from: Combat in STT

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
1, 1, 1 vs 3
2, 3, 4 vs 6

Quote from: Combat in LUA

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
3 vs 5

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/khANDCc.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: LAM, CHU, STT, ANK, WES, FLF, WFL, DON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, ECD, SLC
-Army: NEW, NPR, KAR, ECD, ETF, TIF, SLC, SHS

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET
-Army: STT, MET, LUA, WCD, GLS, KHO, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD
-Army: HLC, HEL, CYD, TVE, NRT, NDA, ION, DAH, RUZ

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on March 19, 2019, 05:55:51 pm

NEW to NRT
ETF to WLD
SLC to HLC
VAL to HUP
SHS to WTR
TIF to CYD

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 20, 2019, 10:25:54 am

The war between Parsia and Helliste only intensified in bloodshed this year.

Quote from: Combat in NRT

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
6 vs 5
Helliste army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from NEW to NRT

Quote from: Combat in HLC

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
2 vs 4
Parsian army destroyed!

Quote from: Combat in CYD

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
5 vs 1
Helliste army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from TIF to CYD

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/uEivNyE.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: LAM, CHU, STT, ANK, WES, FLF, WFL, DON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, ECD, SLC
-Army: NRT, WLD, CYD, HUP, WTR, KAR, ECD

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET
-Army: STT, MET, LUA, WCD, GLS, KHO, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD
-Army: HLC, HEL, TVE, NDA, ION, DAH, RUZ

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on March 21, 2019, 09:29:12 am

LUA attack FLF
WCD attack STT
MET move LUA
AUG move WCD
KHO move AUG
GLS move KHO

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 21, 2019, 04:21:33 pm

What's this!? OwO
It's Ceodwellians picking up the momentum!

Quote from: Combat in FLF

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
6 vs 2
Kiwi army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from LUA to FLF

Quote from: Combat in STT

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
5 vs 4
Kiwi army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from WCD to STT

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/4PJK0k9.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: LAM, CHU, ANK, WES, WFL, DON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, ECD, SLC
-Army: NRT, WLD, CYD, HUP, WTR, KAR, ECD

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET
-Army: FLF, STT, LUA, WCD, AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD
-Army: HLC, HEL, TVE, NDA, ION, DAH, RUZ

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on March 21, 2019, 05:03:43 pm

Finally, we can take back our lands from the Parsian Menace!

DAH to CYD
TVE supports DAH
RUZ to WEP
NDA to EEP
HEL to WLD
ION supports HEL
HLC to SLC

We take a moment to remember Cydwyl, our especially brief allies who fell to Parsia. In honor of the recombining of Cydwyl's former lands (and the knowledge that said lands can't be taken away until after next winter), we shall rechristen this empire to Hel-Cydwyl, if Haspen permits.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 21, 2019, 05:12:11 pm

The Hellistes fought bravely, decimating Parsian cavalry hordes!

Quote from: Combat in CYD

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
5, 1 vs 2
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste moves from DAH to CYD

Quote from: Combat in WLD

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
2, 3 vs 3
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste moves from HEL to WLD

Autumn Phase, Year 8

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/3WI959Z.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: LAM, CHU, ANK, WES, WFL, DON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, ECD, SLC
-Army: NRT, HUP, WTR, KAR, ECD

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET
-Army: FLF, STT, LUA, WCD, AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD
-Army: CYD, TVE, WEP, EEP, WLD, ION, SLC

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 22, 2019, 03:35:40 am

CHU Attacks STT
LAM Supports CHU

DON Attacks FLF
WFL Supports DON

ANK Moves to CHU
WES Moves to ANK

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 22, 2019, 01:29:58 pm

It seems that not all is well with Kiwi's warsnake after all.

Quote from: Combat in STT

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
1, 4 vs 6
Kiwi army destroyed!

Quote from: Combat in FLF

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
2, 5 vs 4
Ceodwell army destroyed!
Kiwi army moevs from DON to FLF

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/O3kFXfD.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: LAM, CHU, ANK, WFL, FLF

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, ECD, SLC
-Army: NRT, HUP, WTR, KAR, ECD

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET
-Army: FLF, STT, LUA, WCD, AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD
-Army: CYD, TVE, WEP, EEP, WLD, ION, SLC

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on March 22, 2019, 01:38:22 pm

HUP to TIF
WTR to ETF

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 22, 2019, 01:44:00 pm

The depleted Parsian forces moved to protect the Tiftit valley, but will that be enough to stop the Helliste counterinvasion??

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/kKtKAuG.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: LAM, CHU, ANK, WFL, FLF

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, ECD, SLC
-Army: NRT, TIF, ETF, KAR, ECD

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET
-Army: FLF, STT, LUA, WCD, AUG, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD
-Army: CYD, TVE, WEP, EEP, WLD, ION, SLC

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on March 22, 2019, 07:53:58 pm

STT move IBM
WCD move STT
AUG move WCD
KHO move AUG

LUA attack FLF

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 23, 2019, 03:14:17 am

After initial stalemate, a simple tactical trick (Kiwis hate those!) allowed Ceodwell to swiftly win the battle.

Quote from: Combat in FLF

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
2 vs 2
6 vs 1
Kiwi army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from LUA to FLF

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/f24eJV7.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, IBM, ZON
-Army: LAM, CHU, ANK, WFL,

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC: KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ETF, TIF, ECD, SLC
-Army: NRT, TIF, ETF, KAR, ECD

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET
-Army: LUA, IMB, STT, WCD, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC: HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD
-Army: CYD, TVE, WEP, EEP, WLD, ION, SLC

Independents: 1 (LTH)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on March 23, 2019, 11:20:45 am

Hey, it's the end of the year, I may as well go all-out.

WEP to NRT
EEP supports WEP

WLD to ETF
ION to WLD

CYD to TIF
TVE to LTH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 23, 2019, 02:08:38 pm

The Helliste used Autumn Charge!
It's super-effective!

Quote from: Combat in NRT

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187)
4, 4 vs 6
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from WEP to NRT

Quote from: Combat in ETF

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187)
5 vs 2
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from WLD to ETF

Quote from: Combat in TIF

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187)
3 vs 1
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from CYD to TIF

Quote from: Combat in LTH

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Independents
2 vs 2
5 vs 5
2 vs 1
Independent army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from TVE to LTH

Winter Phase, Year 8

(https://i.imgur.com/vNCGhdp.png)

TankKit: 8 SCs, 4 Armies = 4 Armies to build
Doomblade187: 5 SCs, 2 Armies = 3 Armies to build
melkor: 8 SCs, 5 Armies = 3 Armies to build
Unlurking Sentinel: 13 SCs, 7 Armies = 6 Armies to build

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, ZON
-Army: LAM, CHU, ANK, WFL,

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD,
-Army: KAR, ECD

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM
-Army: LUA, IMB, STT, WCD, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (13): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH
-Army: NRT, EEP, ETF, WLD, TIF, LTH SLC

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on March 23, 2019, 09:48:06 pm

Build in TVE, CYD, RUZ, DAH, ION, HEL

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 24, 2019, 04:43:56 am

Build at WFL, KOI, ZON and ARA.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on March 24, 2019, 01:04:56 pm

Build inVAL, KSH, SHS.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on March 24, 2019, 04:50:35 pm

build LUA, MET, ZAS

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 24, 2019, 05:04:27 pm

Spring Phase, Year 9

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/hgQHj2F.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, ZON
-Army: LAM, CHU, ANK, DON, WFL, KOI, ZON, ARA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD,
-Army: KAR, ECD, VAL, KSH, SHS

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM
-Army: FLF, IMB, STT, WCD, AUG, LUA, MET, ZAS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (13): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH
-Army: NRT, EEP, ETF, WLD, TIF, LTH SLC, TVE, CYD, RUZ, DAH, ION, HEL

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 25, 2019, 10:57:42 am

WFL Attacks FLF
DON Supports WFL
KOI Moves to WFL

CHU Attacks STT
LAM Supports CHU
ANK Moves to CHU
ARA Moves to LLA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 25, 2019, 12:34:50 pm

The fighting between Ceodwell and Kiwis ended in a victory for each.

Quote from: Combat in FLF

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
1, 4 vs 1
Ceodwell army destroyed!
Kiwi army moves from WFL to FLF

Quote from: Combat in FLF

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
2, 1 vs 4
Kiwi army destroyed!

melkor's Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/Y43Y4ur.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, ZON
-Army: LAM, CHU, DON, FLF, WFL, ZON, LLA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD,
-Army: KAR, ECD, VAL, KSH, SHS

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM
-Army: IBM, STT, WCD, AUG, LUA, MET, ZAS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (13): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH
-Army: NRT, EEP, ETF, WLD, TIF, LTH SLC, TVE, CYD, RUZ, DAH, ION, HEL

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on March 25, 2019, 11:23:18 pm

KSH to NPR
KAR to EPR
ECD to KAR

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 26, 2019, 12:06:55 pm

Parsia spreads its armies thinly across the borders, like butter over too many loafs of bread.

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/EoeEMtG.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, ZON
-Army: LAM, CHU, DON, FLF, WFL, ZON, LLA

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD,
-Army: EPR, KAR, VAL, NPR, SHS

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM
-Army: IBM, STT, WCD, AUG, LUA, MET, ZAS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (13): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH
-Army: NRT, EEP, ETF, WLD, TIF, LTH SLC, TVE, CYD, RUZ, DAH, ION, HEL

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on March 26, 2019, 01:32:09 pm

IBM attack LLA
STT attack LAM
LUA attack FLF

WCD move STT
MET move LUA
ZAS move MET
AUG move WCD

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 26, 2019, 01:56:35 pm

Whilst Kiwi-held Lametania fell easily to Ceodwellian troops, the Felonsine Forests remain the border between the two warring nations.

Quote from: Combat in LLA

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
1 vs 1
5 vs 4
Kiwi army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from IBM to LLA

Quote from: Combat in LAM

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
4 vs 2
Kiwi army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from STT to LAM

Quote from: Combat in FLF

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
1 vs 3
Ceodwell army destroyed!

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/BdrW8zq.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (: KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, ZON
-Army: CHU, DON, FLF, WFL, ZON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD,
-Army: EPR, KAR, VAL, NPR, SHS

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (: KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM
-Army: LLA, LAM, STT, WCD, LUA, MET

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (13): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH
-Army: NRT, EEP, ETF, WLD, TIF, LTH SLC, TVE, CYD, RUZ, DAH, ION, HEL

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on March 26, 2019, 04:47:25 pm

LTH to LUA
TVE to LTH
RUZ to TVE
EEP to RUZ
NRT to WEP

TIF to FOR
ETF to TIF
WLD to ETF
HEL to WLD
SLC to HEL

CYD to TCH
DAH to CYD
ION to DAH

Wow, giving orders gets hard when you hold over a third of the territories between four nations (though over half remains the goal). Anyways, I'm happy to aid my new ally in their war against Ceodwell.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 26, 2019, 05:05:43 pm

Hellistes begun their march south, and immediately their vanguard got stomped.

Quote from: Combat in LUA

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
1 vs 4
Helliste army destroyed!

Autumn Phase, Year 9

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/0o5CliA.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (8 ): KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, ZON
-Army: CHU, DON, FLF, WFL, ZON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD,
-Army: EPR, KAR, VAL, NPR, SHS

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (8 ): KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM
-Army: LLA, LAM, STT, WCD, LUA, MET

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (13): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH
-Army: LTH, TVE, RUZ, WEP, FOR, TIF, ETF, WLD, HEL, TCH, CYD, DAH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on March 26, 2019, 05:20:26 pm

nuuuuu backstabuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

and i was making such a good comeback

kiwi, helliste will win if we dont jump him now

also why is my and kiwi's SC total  8)?

nvm now that i look at how you make that smiley it makes sence

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 27, 2019, 04:37:36 am

The thing is, I already made a truce with Hellsite and I don't want to be dishonourable.

CHU Attacks STT
FLF Supports CHU
WFL Moves to CHU
DON Moves to FLF
ZON Moves to DON.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 27, 2019, 11:12:19 am

You can't move two units into the same province :V

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 27, 2019, 03:10:18 pm

Changed FLF's movement to be correct.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 28, 2019, 12:20:18 pm

The Kiwis managed to defeat the Ceodwellians at Southern Territories, but subsequent logistical mishap froze their nothern armies.

Quote from: Combat in STT

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
5, 3 vs 6
Ceodwell army defeated!
Kiwi army moves from CHU to STT

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/uKfk0vt.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (8 ): KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, ZON
-Army: STT, DON, FLF, CHU, ZON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD,
-Army: EPR, KAR, VAL, NPR, SHS

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (8 ): KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM
-Army: LLA, LAM, WCD, LUA, MET

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (13): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH
-Army: LTH, TVE, RUZ, WEP, FOR, TIF, ETF, WLD, HEL, TCH, CYD, DAH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on March 28, 2019, 01:54:09 pm

KAR to KSH
NPR to WTR
EPR to NPR

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 28, 2019, 02:18:05 pm

Parsian Cataphracts moved to strengthen the border.

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/5Dn5Wb1.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (8 ): KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, ZON
-Army: STT, DON, FLF, CHU, ZON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD,
-Army: NP, KSH, VAL, WTR, SHS

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (8 ): KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM
-Army: LLA, LAM, WCD, LUA, MET

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (13): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH
-Army: LTH, TVE, RUZ, WEP, FOR, TIF, ETF, WLD, HEL, TCH, CYD, DAH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on March 28, 2019, 04:26:48 pm

LLA move ARA
WCD attack STT
LAM support STT
LUA attack LTH
MET support LTH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 29, 2019, 11:36:07 am

Despite setback backstab, the Ceodwellians remain on the roll!

Quote from: Combat in STT

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
6, 2 vs 4
Kiwi army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from WCD to STT

Quote from: Combat in LTH

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
1, 3 vs 2
Helliste army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from LUA to LTH

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/sz6eCKE.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (8 ): KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, ARA, CHU, LAM, ZON
-Army: DON, FLF, CHU, ZON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD,
-Army: NPR, KSH, VAL, WTR, SHS

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (8 ): KHO, GLS, ZAS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM
-Army: ARA, STT, LAM, LTH, MET

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (13): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH
-Army: TVE, RUZ, WEP, FOR, TIF, ETF, WLD, HEL, TCH, CYD, DAH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on March 29, 2019, 11:52:33 am

TVE to LTH
CYD supports TVE
RUZ to TVE
WEP to RUZ

TCH to MET
FOR to ZAS
TIF to HUP

ETF to WTR
WLD to EST
HEL to WLD
DAH to ION

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 29, 2019, 12:10:58 pm

The Hellistes won most of their fights this autumn.

Quote from: Combat in LTH

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
2, 3 vs 1
Ceodwell army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from TVE to LTH

Quote from: Combat in MET

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
2 vs 3
Helliste army destroyed!

Quote from: Combat in WTR

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
2 vs 2
5 vs 3
Parsian army destroyed!

Winter Phase, Year 9

(https://i.imgur.com/waYtlrA.png)

TankKit: 6 SCs, 4 Armies = 2 Armies to build
Doomblade187: 5 SCs, 4 Armies = 1 Army to build
melkor: 9 SCs, 4 Armies = 5 Armies to build
Unlurking Sentinel: 14 SCs, 10 Armies = 4 Armies to build

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (6): KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, CHU, ZON
-Army: DON, FLF, CHU, ZON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD
-Army: NPR, KSH, VAL, SHS

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (9): KHO, GLS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM, LAM, ARA
-Army: ARA, STT, LAM, LTH, MET

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (14): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH, ZAS
-Army: LTH, CYD, TVE, RUZ, ZAS, HUP, WTR, EST, WLD, ION

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on March 29, 2019, 12:14:22 pm

build at, IBM, LUA, AUG and KHO

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on March 29, 2019, 12:32:10 pm

Wait, doesn't Melkor only have 4 armies? He should be able to build another.
Build armies in NDA, DAH, TIF, & ETF

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 29, 2019, 12:35:38 pm

Oh yeah, nice catch.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 29, 2019, 03:58:01 pm

Build in WFL and ANK

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on March 29, 2019, 06:35:07 pm

Build in KAR

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on March 29, 2019, 07:44:38 pm

build at, IBM, LUA, AUG, GLS and KHO

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 30, 2019, 03:19:01 am

Spring Phase, Year 10

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/HX947bS.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (6): KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, CHU, ZON
-Army: DON, FLF, CHU, ZON, WLF, ANK

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD
-Army: NPR, KSH, VAL, SHS, KAR

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (9): KHO, GLS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM, LAM, ARA
-Army: ARA, STT, LAM, LTH, MET, IBM, LUA, AUG, GLS, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (14): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH, ZAS
-Army: LTH, CYD, TVE, RUZ, ZAS, HUP, WTR, EST, WLD, ION, NDA, DAH, TIF, ETF

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on March 30, 2019, 05:40:59 am

CHU Attack STT
FLF Attack LUA
ANK Moves to EVA
WFL Moves to CHU
DON Moves to FLF
ZON Moves to DON

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 30, 2019, 12:03:24 pm

The Kiwi offensive was only half-successful.

Quote from: Combat in STT

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
6 vs 4
Ceodwell army destroyed!
Kiwi army moves from CHU to STT

Quote from: Combat in LUA

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
1 vs 6
Kiwi army destroyed!

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/Tgz73FV.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (6): KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, CHU, ZON
-Army: STT, EVA, CHU, FLF, DON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD
-Army: NPR, KSH, VAL, SHS, KAR

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (9): KHO, GLS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM, LAM, ARA
-Army: ARA, LAM, LTH, MET, IBM, LUA, AUG, GLS, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (14): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH, ZAS
-Army: LTH, CYD, TVE, RUZ, ZAS, HUP, WTR, EST, WLD, ION, NDA, DAH, TIF, ETF

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on March 30, 2019, 02:44:22 pm

NPR to HUP, Supported by VAL
KSH to NPR
KAR to KSH

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 31, 2019, 08:00:15 am

The Parsians won a battle against the Helliste, but former glory is still years away.

Quote from: Combat in HUP

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
4, 2 vs 6
4, 6, vs 3
Helliste army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from NPR to HUP

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/WFsQ02B.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (6): KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, CHU, ZON
-Army: STT, EVA, CHU, FLF, DON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD
-Army: VAL, SHS, HUP, NPR, KSH

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (9): KHO, GLS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM, LAM, ARA
-Army: ARA, LAM, LTH, MET, IBM, LUA, AUG, GLS, KHO

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (14): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH, ZAS
-Army: LTH, CYD, TVE, RUZ, ZAS, WTR, EST, WLD, ION, NDA, DAH, TIF, ETF

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on March 31, 2019, 02:16:33 pm

AUG attack ZAS
MET support ZAS
KHO move AUG
GLS move KHO

IBM attack STT
LUA support STT
LAM move WLM
ARA attack EVA

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on March 31, 2019, 03:09:14 pm

The Ceodwellian troops marched northwards, crushing all opposition in a terrific show of power.

Quote from: Combat in ZAS

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
1, 2 vs 3
3, 6 vs 4
Helliste army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from AUG to ZAS

Quote from: Combat in STT

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
2, 5 vs 5
Kiwi army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from IBM to STT

Quote from: Combat in EVA

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Kiwi (TankKit):
6 vs 2
Kiwi army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from ARA to EVA

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/2bUB0Yw.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (6): KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, CHU, ZON
-Army: CHU, FLF, DON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD
-Army: VAL, SHS, HUP, NPR, KSH

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (9): KHO, GLS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM, LAM, ARA
-Army: ZAS, MET, AUG, KHO, STT, LUA, WLM, EVA

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (14): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH, ZAS
-Army: LTH, CYD, TVE, RUZ, WTR, EST, WLD, ION, NDA, DAH, TIF, ETF

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on March 31, 2019, 05:15:39 pm

LTH to LUA
TVE to LTH
RUZ to TVE

CYD to TCH
DAH to CYD
NDA to DAH

ETF to HUP
TIF supports ETF
WLD to ETF
ION to WLD

WTR to NPR
EST to WTR

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on April 01, 2019, 03:49:27 pm

Except the fighting in far east, the Helliste offensives were all successful.

Quote from: Combat in LUA

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
6 vs 5
Ceodwell army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from LTH to LUA

Quote from: Combat in HUP

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
4, 4 vs 4
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from ETF to HUP

Quote from: Combat in NPR

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
2 vs 5
Helliste army destroyed!

Autumn Phase, Year 10

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/92TYMCS.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (6): KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, CHU, ZON
-Army: CHU, FLF, DON

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD
-Army: VAL, SHS, NPR, KSH

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (9): KHO, GLS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM, LAM, ARA
-Army: ZAS, MET, AUG, KHO, STT, WLM, EVA

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (14): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH, ZAS
-Army: LUA, LTH, TVE, TCH, CYD, DAH, HUP, TIF, ETF, WLD, NPR, WTR

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on April 02, 2019, 02:49:35 am

CHU Attacks WLM
FLF Attacks STT
DON Moves to FLF

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on April 02, 2019, 11:25:12 am

The Kiwis fought valiantly, but fruitlessly. Did they offend the Pantheon, or the Damedian father-god, to suffer this fate? Maybe both? Probably both.

Quote from: Combat in WLM

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
1 vs 6
Kiwi army destroyed!

Quote from: Combat in STT

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
2 vs 5
Kiwi army destroyed!

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/ue2Ct56.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (6): KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, CHU, ZON
-Army: FLF

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD
-Army: VAL, SHS, NPR, KSH

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (9): KHO, GLS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM, LAM, ARA
-Army: ZAS, MET, AUG, KHO, STT, WLM, EVA

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (14): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH, ZAS
-Army: LUA, LTH, TVE, TCH, CYD, DAH, HUP, TIF, ETF, WLD, NPR, WTR

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on April 02, 2019, 11:31:25 am

VAL to HUP
NPR to WTR, SHS supports
KSH to NPR

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on April 02, 2019, 11:45:16 am

With difficulty and much bloodshed, the Parsians emerge victorious at Hurthling's Pass and the Waterlesss Plains!

Quote from: Combat in HUP

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
2 vs 2
3 vs 2
Helliste army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from VAL to HUP

Quote from: Combat in WTR

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
4, 2 vs 6
6, 1 vs 3
Helliste army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from NPR to WTR

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/1wwTTFp.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (6): KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, CHU, ZON
-Army: FLF

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD
-Army: HUP, WTR, NPR, SHS

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (9): KHO, GLS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM, LAM, ARA
-Army: ZAS, MET, AUG, KHO, STT, WLM, EVA

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (14): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH, ZAS
-Army: LUA, LTH, TVE, DAH, CYD, TCH, TIF, ETF, WLD

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on April 02, 2019, 12:13:47 pm

EVA move ANK
WLM move CHU

STT attack LUA
MET support LUA
ZAS attack TCH
AUG move ZAS
KHO move AUG

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on April 02, 2019, 12:24:03 pm

The Helliste were gradually pushed back north from whence they came.

Quote from: Combat in LUA

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
2, 3 vs 3
Helliste army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from STT to LUA

Quote from: Combat in TCH

Ceodwell (melkor) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
5 vs 1
Helliste army destroyed!
Ceodwell army moves from ZAS to TCH

Unlurking Sentinel's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/xL23jEn.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (6): KIW, KOI, ANK, WFL, CHU, ZON
-Army: FLF

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD
-Army: HUP, WTR, NPR, SHS

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (9): KHO, GLS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM, LAM, ARA
-Army: ANK, CHU, LUA, MET, TCH, ZAS, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (14): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH, ZAS
-Army: LTH, TVE, DAH, CYD, TIF, ETF, WLD

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on April 02, 2019, 01:54:21 pm

Why didn't you double STT, TankKit? It'd be an easy confirmed victory, you could still protect your border, and you'd have aided me in separating Ceodwell in half! But instead, you split your forces to attempt capturing an SC-less territory!

...Okay, I admit that I've done identically risky stuff, but I assure you, it's different when I do it!

LTH to MET
TVE to LTH

CYD to TCH
DAH to CYD

TIF to HUP
ETF supports TIF
WLD to EST

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on April 02, 2019, 02:42:36 pm

battle_description.txt

Quote from: Combat in MET

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
2 vs 3
Helliste army destroyed!

Quote from: Combat in TCH

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
5 vs 3
Ceodwell army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from CYD to TCH

Quote from: Combat in HUP

Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel) vs Parsia (Doomblade187):
3, 5 vs 5
Parsian army destroyed!
Helliste army moves from TIF to HUP

Winter Phase, Year 10

(https://i.imgur.com/5mn2F7Y.png)

TankKit: 4 SCs, 1 Army = 3 Armies to build
Doomblade187: 5 SCs, 3 Armies = 2 Armies to build
melkor: 12 SCs, 6 Armies = 6 Armies to build
Unlurking Sentinel: 13 SCs, 6 Armies = 6 Armies to build

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (4): KIW, KOI, WFL, ZON
-Army: FLF

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD
-Army: WTR, NPR, SHS

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (12): KHO, GLS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM, LAM, ARA, ANK, CHU, ZAS
-Army: ANK, CHU, LUA, MET, ZAS, AUG

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (13): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH
-Army: LTH, TCH, CYD, HUP, ETF, WLD

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on April 02, 2019, 03:01:21 pm

Build in WFL, KOI, KIW.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on April 02, 2019, 03:03:50 pm

Build in VAL, KSH.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on April 02, 2019, 03:58:05 pm

i think i only have 6 armies not finding the 7th

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on April 02, 2019, 04:03:40 pm

I agree.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on April 02, 2019, 04:11:28 pm

Quote from: melkor on April 02, 2019, 03:58:05 pm

i think i only have 6 armies not finding the 7th

Fixed.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on April 02, 2019, 04:33:10 pm

build ARA, LAM, IBM, STT, KHO and GLS

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on April 02, 2019, 08:02:11 pm

Build in TIF, TVE, RUZ, DAH, ION, HEL

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on April 05, 2019, 04:57:16 pm

Spring Phase, Year 11

TankKit's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/mAam5rV.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (4): KIW, KOI, WFL, ZON
-Army: FLF, WLF, KOI, KIW

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD
-Army: WTR, NPR, SHS, VAL, KSH

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (12): KHO, GLS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM, LAM, ARA, ANK, CHU, ZAS
-Army: ANK, CHU, LUA, MET, ZAS, AUG, ARA, LAM, IBM, STT, KHO, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (13): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH
-Army: LTH, TCH, CYD, HUP, ETF, WLD, TIF, TVE, RUZ, DAH, ION, HEL

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on April 06, 2019, 03:41:11 am

KOI Attacks ANK
WFL Attacks CHU
FLF Attacks LUA
KIW Moves to KOI

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on April 06, 2019, 05:50:46 am

Locals believe that Kiwi downfall will happen in matter of months.

Quote from: Combat in ANK

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
4 vs 6
Kiwi army destroyed!

Quote from: Combat in CHU

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
3 vs 3
6 vs 2
Kiwi army destroyed!

Quote from: Combat in LUA

Kiwi (TankKit) vs Ceodwell (melkor):
5 vs 3
Ceodwell army destroyed!
Kiwi army moves from FLF to LUA

Doomblade187's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/A2Vpi0r.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (4): KIW, KOI, WFL, ZON
-Army: LUA, KOI

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD
-Army: WTR, NPR, SHS, VAL, KSH

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (12): KHO, GLS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM, LAM, ARA, ANK, CHU, ZAS
-Army: ANK, CHU, MET, ZAS, AUG, ARA, LAM, IBM, STT, KHO, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (13): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH
-Army: LTH, TCH, CYD, HUP, ETF, WLD, TIF, TVE, RUZ, DAH, ION, HEL, EST

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Unlurking Sentinel on April 06, 2019, 01:57:02 pm

I have 13 supply centers. Ceodwell has 12 supply centers, and will very shortly have 16. There is only one recourse to this.

Quit while I'm ahead.

I'm forfeiting this game and leaving. If I had my way, I would declare that all of my territories now belong to Melkor, so that none of you would have to waste the turns for him to acquire them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cXjcKTRWcg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cXjcKTRWcg)

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Doomblade187 on April 06, 2019, 03:31:34 pm

VAL to HUP
KSH to VAL
WTR to ETF
SHS to WTR

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: Haspen on April 06, 2019, 03:40:11 pm

Meanwhile, Parsians and Hellistes dealt each other heavy losses.

Quote from: Combat in HUP

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
6 vs 2
Helliste army destroyed!
Parsian army moves from VAL to HUP

Quote from: Combat in ETF

Parsia (Doomblade187) vs Helliste (Unlurking Sentinel):
3 vs 5
Parsian army destroyed!

melkor's Turn

(https://i.imgur.com/YgrzpZO.png)

Spoiler: SCs and Armies (click to show/hide)

TankKit of Kiwi:
-SC (4): KIW, KOI, WFL, ZON
-Army: LUA, KOI

Doomblade187 of Parsia:
-SC (5): KAR, KSH, VAL, SHS, ECD
-Army: HUP, VAL, NPR, WTR

melkor of Ceodwell:
-SC (12): KHO, GLS, AUG, LUA, STT, MET, IBM, LAM, ARA, ANK, CHU, ZAS
-Army: ANK, CHU, MET, ZAS, AUG, ARA, LAM, IBM, STT, KHO, GLS

Unlurking Sentinel of Helliste:
-SC (13): HEL, RUZ, NDA, ION, NRT, DAH, TVE, HLC, CYD, ETF, TIF, SLC, LTH
-Army: LTH, TCH, CYD, ETF, WLD, TIF, TVE, RUZ, DAH, ION, HEL, EST

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: TankKit on April 06, 2019, 04:01:51 pm

Sentinel, you do realize that you could quite easily still win if I hold on for longer right?

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game has begun!
Post by: melkor on April 07, 2019, 10:01:45 am

ANK attack KOI
CHU move WFL
STT attack LUA
MET support LUA
ZAS attack TCH
AUG move ZAS
ARA move EVA
LAM move WLM
IBM move STT

and finally with grief in my heart
KHO move ECD
GLS move MNT

let it be know that yes, Ceodwell betrayed the 11 year long peace between the kingdom of Parsia and the kingdom of Ceodwell.
they only did that to ensure that the land would know peace and that Parsia will become a Honorable vassal Kingdom under the soon to be Ceodwell empire that will rule all of the world.
furthermore let it be know that that every future emperor must make a pilgrimage to the capital of Parsia to guarantee that Parsia customs, religions and freedom will be upheld as long as they serve under him.

may the gods forgive this treachery

also i will accept the proposal Unlurking

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game is over!
Post by: Haspen on April 07, 2019, 11:35:50 am

Then with this proposal, and transfer of Helliste to Ceodwell, we can easily declare the game over. Why you ask? ;v

Ceodwell would have 25 Territories, and even if by some way, the six enemy armies capture six territories, melkor would still end with 19 Territories by end of the Year, resulting in a victory anyway.

Therefore: congratz melkor!

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game is over! Ceodwell is victorious!
Post by: Doomblade187 on April 07, 2019, 12:02:05 pm

Parsia accepts the victory of its ally, and passes peacefully into Ceodwell Rule.

Title: Re: Lords of SPAM! Game is over! Ceodwell is victorious!
Post by: melkor on April 07, 2019, 12:37:35 pm

Soon after the sudden surrender of Helliste, the Ceodwell kingdom quickly established dominance over the land thus creating the Empire of Ceodwell.
Moving its capital to MET, the city of emperors. After that Ceodwell forces left Parsia's land with haste, if only the ruler had let the Helliste messenger enter first instead of giving the army orders then the 'incident' wound't have happend. Parsia was made into a vassal state granting the kingdom ETF and TIF as a apology and to keep them loyal.
Dahnia has been restored granting them the territories of NDA, RUZ, ION and DAH, of course they are made into a vassal state as wel. Although not with the same privilege as Parsia of course, their freedom of religion is reduced to the whims of the emperor and their culture must slowly be altered to that of Ceodwell as with all current and future vassals. taxation and limited autonomy is of course a must as wel.
Helliste had to be reduce by all of this to prevent any attempt to break free from the Empire of Ceodwell. They get to keep NRT, SLC, HEL and HLC. Although HLC is a special case, rumors that a wealthy nation beyond the saltsand waters has reached the emperor and thus Ceodwell needed a port. because of this the great city in HLC is under direct control of Ceodwell while the surrounding lands stay under control of Helliste. Of course they to are a vassal with the same limitations as Dahnia
And then the Kiwi kingdom. because of the prolonged fighting and killing the emperor did not look favorably to them they have been reduced to merely their capital KIW. If that wasn't bad enough their hated enemy, the first nation that they fought against. The kingdom of Lametania has been restored. They have been given the territory of IBM, LAM and ARA.
Both of them been made vassals with the same limitations as Dahnia.
all other lands have been claimed under direct control of the Empire of Ceodwell.

But not all is well, for the royal family of Luathbas are still missing. Now that the capital has been moved to MET the Luathbas bloodline could lay claims on the empire causing a potential civil war.
But that's not all. Because of the heavy taxation, limited autonomy and the suppression of local culture and religion unrest grows in the empire, vassals wanting to break free to see their dynasty achieve greatness, voter participation and the all dreaded RNG. The world of SPAMKINGDOM will never know peace. Only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of the thirsting Haspen