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Title: You are the head of a hydra. (Stopped, going to be restarted in a new thread)
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 10, 2013, 09:22:33 pm
Read the OP before posting, especicially the second section.

In this game, each player takes the part of a single head of a hydra.  There will originally be 7 slots, 1 more opening up each time one head is lobbed off by an adventurer, the lobbed off head regrowing, unless the stump was burned/frozen shut (the only way to kill a head off, and trust me, they will be trying [unless you have a cult and you have members remove heads so that they can grow back to give you more power]).  This will be first come, first served.

This will be run by d20, using actions that the greatest number of heads agree upon.

Please limit the amount of profanity in your posts.  Excessive profanity will cause your slot to be replaced if you continue to do so after a warning.



Do not post any requests to join the game in this thread, go to the OOC/Application thread below, and post an application with your request.
OOC and application thread: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122794.0



Overall Hydra
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Current Heads

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Permanently Lost Heads



Wait List

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Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 10, 2013, 09:23:06 pm
Turn Links

Turn 1 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122779.msg4021487#msg4021487)
Turn 2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122779.msg4023608#msg4023608)
Turn 3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122779.msg4026333#msg4026333)
Turn 4 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122779.msg4028949#msg4028949)
Turn 5 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122779.msg4031925#msg4031925)
Turn 6 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122779.msg4036924#msg4036924)
Turn 7 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122779.msg4042350#msg4042350)
Turn 8 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122779.msg4048713#msg4048713)
Turn 9 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122779.msg4064912#msg4064912)
Turn 10 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122779.msg4069265#msg4069265)
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Turn 13 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122779.msg4108868#msg4108868)
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Turn 15 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122779.msg4155782#msg4155782)
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Turn 17 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122779.msg4179062#msg4179062)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 10, 2013, 09:32:43 pm
Head Name: Great Goldie
Personality: A bit harsh, and doesn't like to agree with other heads, but tries to steer the hydra in the "right" direction.

Overall Name: (Something including the first letters of all the heads' names)
Gender: Hermaphrodite
Lair: Unnamed Cave (the people will name it for us when we make ourselves know to them)
Lair Location: A rocky mound in a swamp
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 10, 2013, 09:35:49 pm
Head name: Jimmie-Bob
Personality fluff: Speaks in Cuil levels relevant to the situation. Or not. "Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a small cow."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Gamerlord on February 10, 2013, 09:38:02 pm
Head name: Marshy
Personality fluff: Enjoys undermining the other heads and sabotaging them.

Overall Name: +1 to GWG
Gender: +1 to GWG
Lair: Sinkhole
Lair Location: +1 to GWG
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Wwolin on February 10, 2013, 09:42:38 pm
Head Name: Dorius the Dreary
Personality: Certainly cynical, and abhors an absence of alliteration

Overall Name: +1 to GWG
Gender: +1 to GWG
Lair: Sinkhole
Lair Location: +1 to GWG
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 10, 2013, 09:46:25 pm
We've got a G, a J, an M, and a D...

WE NEED VOWELS, PEOPLE! WE ARE SUFFERING A VOWEL SHORTAGE!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 10, 2013, 09:53:31 pm
We've got a G, a J, an M, and a D...

WE NEED VOWELS, PEOPLE! WE ARE SUFFERING A VOWEL SHORTAGE!

I'll add any vowels that are needed to make logical sense of the name, or provide a fitting translation to an all consonant word.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 10, 2013, 09:57:16 pm
Head Name: F*** your rules
Personality: Likes anarchy. Hates vowels.

Overall name: Something that has no vowels in it <-Yes I vote that for the name.
Gender: Herm
Lair: Auschwitz
Lair location: Germany
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 10, 2013, 10:00:10 pm
stefmor90, I would prefer you change the name you are utilizing for your head, as well as giving it a slightly more detailed personality.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 10, 2013, 10:00:21 pm
Head Name: Walton
Personality: Idiotic, makes the stupidest suggestions of the group

Overall Name: Undecided
Gender: GWG+1
Lair: GWG+1
Lair Location: GWG+1
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 10, 2013, 10:10:57 pm
Personality: Idiotic, makes the stupidest suggestions of the group
This will be fun to deal with...
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 10, 2013, 10:12:55 pm
Personality: Idiotic, makes the stupidest suggestions of the group
This will be fun to deal with...
Lets see how smartly I can be stupid!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 10, 2013, 10:19:14 pm
Head Name: Joe
Personality: Slightly Insane, Visionary

Overall Name: BaconLamppost, The Hatch Cover Of Hyperventilating
Gender: Doesn't Matter
Location: GWG In the Elemental Plane of Water
Going with GWG For the rest.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 10, 2013, 10:37:09 pm
It seems like GreatWyrmGold's setting for the overall hydra won, and all the slots are filled.  Further applications will be placed on the waitlist.

Note:later turns will occasionally feature artwork in my poor drawing skill..



Turn 1: the start of the game
You awaken within your lair, a small cave in a swamp.  It is an ideal distance, giving you the perfect distance to raid nearby towns quickly, but preventing all but the most organized efforts to attack you.  However it does happen from time to time, the last one causing your tail to be cut off.  However, due to your species ability, it regrew with a second one.  This can prove troublesome from time to time, evidenced by your three left legs to your two right legs.

Anyway, you notice that the sun is just beginning to appear over the horizon, giving it a slight shade of purple and orange.

What are your first actions on this day?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 10, 2013, 10:40:48 pm
Begin Painting Impressionist Masterpieces
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 10, 2013, 10:43:52 pm
A mime cries softly as he cradles a small cow. You see your grandfather as the cow falls apart into patties. Do that. Find a cow and eat it.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 10, 2013, 10:44:53 pm
A mime cries softly as he cradles a small cow. You see your grandfather as the cow falls apart into patties. Do that. Find a cow and eat it.
What's with you and Cuil Theory today?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Wwolin on February 10, 2013, 10:50:11 pm
"Breakfast, brothers! Bacon and bovines and bread for our beastly belly!"

Locate and devour something beginning with the letter B.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 10, 2013, 10:51:16 pm
A mime cries softly as he cradles a small cow. You see your grandfather as the cow falls apart into patties. Do that. Find a cow and eat it.
What's with you and Cuil Theory today?
For that matter, what is Cuil theory?

"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 10, 2013, 10:53:40 pm
A mime cries softly as he cradles a small cow. You see your grandfather as the cow falls apart into patties. Do that. Find a cow and eat it.
What's with you and Cuil Theory today?
For that matter, what is Cuil theory?
It's the mathematical concept of surreality.
Here (http://cuiltheory.wikidot.com/what-is-cuil-theory)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 10, 2013, 11:00:39 pm
A mime cries softly as he cradles a small cow. You see your grandfather as the cow falls apart into patties. Do that. Find a cow and eat it.
What's with you and Cuil Theory today?

You ask me a question, and you waggle your eyebrows in the manner described to you by the doctor. You need sleep. You are afraid of the bed, you ask me for a hamburger. I invite you to my motorcycle and Gumby makes off with your $20 bill as we fly away into the sunset.

(One, you should feel special, I made a Cuil just for you! Two, 'You Wake Up' is a story arc, and Three, Don't ask questions.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Gamerlord on February 10, 2013, 11:13:44 pm
A mime cries softly as he cradles a small cow. You see your grandfather as the cow falls apart into patties. Do that. Find a cow and eat it.
What's with you and Cuil Theory today?
For that matter, what is Cuil theory?

"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."

Yes! In fact, I remember a group of animals in the paddocks outside the human village.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 10, 2013, 11:30:01 pm
(note: you do have some pools of fish nearby as well as a pile of food.)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 10, 2013, 11:30:25 pm
"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."
Yes! In fact, I remember a group of animals in the paddocks outside the human village.
"Those belong to the humans. That would antagonize them."[/orange]
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 10, 2013, 11:34:54 pm
"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."
Yes! In fact, I remember a group of animals in the paddocks outside the human village.
"Those belong to the humans. That would antagonize them."[/orange]
It is not war to kill that which comes silently in the night.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 10, 2013, 11:39:36 pm
(my color is now cyan, to prevent conflicts)

A pig climbs a pile of fish. It has to go to the bathroom. It asks you for a hamburger, and you tear out it's entrails. The children watch. The children are crying now.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Gamerlord on February 11, 2013, 12:00:23 am
(my color is now cyan, to prevent conflicts)

A pig climbs a pile of fish. It has to go to the bathroom. It asks you for a hamburger, and you tear out it's entrails. The children watch. The children are crying now.

But they are tears of joy! Let's do it again.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Jbg97 on February 11, 2013, 12:05:42 am
Hey guys am I late fo- GODDAMMIT.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 11, 2013, 12:08:19 am
Hey guys am I late fo- GODDAMMIT.
Waitlist. We get a new member everytime someone bites another head off.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Rolepgeek on February 11, 2013, 12:09:43 am
Wait list.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: King DZA on February 11, 2013, 12:23:44 am
Woah. I was thinking of doing something almost exactly like this just the other
day...trippy.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: scapheap on February 11, 2013, 04:18:13 am
Once again, curse my need to sleep.

Head name:Scraps
Personality fluff:Love food, hate those who do not fight with their fists.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 11, 2013, 07:39:53 am
"Hmm you look tasty Goldy, can I have a bite?"
Nip at Goldy's face
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: anailater on February 11, 2013, 09:31:18 am
Wishlist.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 11, 2013, 10:27:17 am
(Those who are asking to be on the waitlist, please post your application with your request, then you will be added.)

(New thread created for OOC chatter and applications here: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122794.0)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 11, 2013, 03:52:35 pm
Oh, that reminds me:

A walrus walks without a head. You ask me for a walrus. A small boy is laughing at his tusked prize. Why don't we bite a head off? They regenerate with the same personality along with a new one, right?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 11, 2013, 06:09:39 pm
"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."
Yes! In fact, I remember a group of animals in the paddocks outside the human village.
"Those belong to the humans. That would antagonize them."[/orange]
It is not war to kill that which comes silently in the night.
"That doesn't make it right, or even liked. The humans will still--"

"Hmm you look tasty Goldy, can I have a bite?"
Nip at Goldy's face
"OW! What's wrong with you?"
Bite back.
"If it worked that way, I'd probably rip myself off and start a new hydra."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 11, 2013, 06:13:26 pm
"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."
Yes! In fact, I remember a group of animals in the paddocks outside the human village.
"Those belong to the humans. That would antagonize them."[/orange]
It is not war to kill that which comes silently in the night.
"That doesn't make it right, or even liked. The humans will still--"
The snake watches the bird, and does not disturb. Yet the bird still squawks at the knowing.
(making these roundabout parables to get my point across is kind of difficult)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 11, 2013, 06:48:52 pm
"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."
Yes! In fact, I remember a group of animals in the paddocks outside the human village.
"Those belong to the humans. That would antagonize them."[/orange]
It is not war to kill that which comes silently in the night.
"That doesn't make it right, or even liked. The humans will still--"
The snake watches the bird, and does not disturb. Yet the bird still squawks at the knowing.
"Here's another parable for you: The snake decides to ignore a mouse to catch a nice, slow bird and gets its head bashed in by the chicken-farmer's staff."[/orange]
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 11, 2013, 06:50:13 pm
"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."
Yes! In fact, I remember a group of animals in the paddocks outside the human village.
"Those belong to the humans. That would antagonize them."[/orange]
It is not war to kill that which comes silently in the night.
"That doesn't make it right, or even liked. The humans will still--"
The snake watches the bird, and does not disturb. Yet the bird still squawks at the knowing.
"Here's another parable for you: The snake decides to ignore a mouse to catch a nice, slow bird and gets its head bashed in by the chicken-farmer's staff."[/orange]
Ah, but who is the snake?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 11, 2013, 06:51:49 pm
"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."
Yes! In fact, I remember a group of animals in the paddocks outside the human village.
"Those belong to the humans. That would antagonize them."[/orange]
It is not war to kill that which comes silently in the night.
"That doesn't make it right, or even liked. The humans will still--"
The snake watches the bird, and does not disturb. Yet the bird still squawks at the knowing.
"Here's another parable for you: The snake decides to ignore a mouse to catch a nice, slow bird and gets its head bashed in by the chicken-farmer's staff."[/orange]
Ah, but who is the snake?
"In mine? We are the snake, and the humans the farmer. In yours...if we are the bird, we should not be taunting the snake by pecking at its latest meal."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 11, 2013, 06:56:52 pm
"Owwie Goldie, Don't hurt Walton, Walton was Hungry....NOW WALTON MAD!!"
Walton continues to nibble on Goldy's Face meat
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 11, 2013, 06:58:02 pm
"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."
Yes! In fact, I remember a group of animals in the paddocks outside the human village.
"Those belong to the humans. That would antagonize them."[/orange]
It is not war to kill that which comes silently in the night.
"That doesn't make it right, or even liked. The humans will still--"
The snake watches the bird, and does not disturb. Yet the bird still squawks at the knowing.
"Here's another parable for you: The snake decides to ignore a mouse to catch a nice, slow bird and gets its head bashed in by the chicken-farmer's staff."[/orange]
Ah, but who is the snake?
"In mine? We are the snake, and the humans the farmer. In yours...if we are the bird, we should not be taunting the snake by pecking at its latest meal."
The way to victory treads not through passivity. Strike at your foes, as they surely plan to strike you.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 11, 2013, 07:04:27 pm

Turn 2: Outside the lair

You go outside your lair into the rising sunlight.  You notice a crudely drawn rune etched upon the two 'walls' on the outside portion of your entrance that have weak magic flowing from them that appear to somewhat protect the lair and anything inside it from fire and frost based magic.  Due to how weak the magic is, it does not extend outside of the lair, but the intention is there.  Might there be a cult worshiping you?

Anyway, you look out over the terrain, spying fish in the waters, and the foliage as thick as ever.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What is your next action?

Spoiler: Information on Hydras (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 11, 2013, 07:09:11 pm
One must know if one is to prepare. Let the enlightened stand forth and be recognized!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 11, 2013, 07:16:06 pm
"A school of fish soars over you. You ask me for a hamburger. The hamburger is reluctant. The hamburger becomes a fish and disperses. You are disappointed."

Hunt for fish.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 11, 2013, 07:28:28 pm
"I agree with fishing. A bite of fish should be pleasant."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 11, 2013, 07:34:59 pm
"Oooh, Feeshes! Walton wants Feeshy Fwends! To neeble foreber!
I wonder if dey taste betur than Goldy....."
Walton thinks of fishes out loud
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 11, 2013, 09:28:44 pm
The way to victory treads not through passivity. Strike at your foes, as they surely plan to strike you.
"Perhaps, but nor treads it war. In English: We shouldn't be picking fights we don't need to and don't know if we can win."[/orange]
War runs in the situation's veins already. Look not to the possible, but to the definate.
Or in English, the humans already want to kill us, attacking them will not antagonize them further than sending warbands to cut us up.
[/quote]
"Even if we accept your premise, not getting killed by warbands is a pretty good incentive. And as to said premise, the fact that we have not attacked anyone in a while, and in fact that there seems to be someone or ones protecting us indicates that--"

"Oooh, Feeshes! Walton wants Feeshy Fwends! To neeble foreber!
I wonder if dey taste betur than Goldy....."
Walton thinks of fishes out loud
"They certainly do, you autocannibalistic freak. In any case, we have some humans who like us and many who don't care much. Let's not alienate the former and antagonize the latter, especially when there's abundant fish right here."[/orange]
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 11, 2013, 09:37:50 pm
"Walton no fweek Goldy, Walton hungry back then...
Why are you so mean always?
.......

Those Feeshes look soooooooo shinee today!"
Walton sticks his head into the water to look at fishes.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 11, 2013, 09:44:01 pm
Feel angry being stuck with these fools, attempt to overthrow German government anyways. (As in the badguys fake badguys)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 11, 2013, 09:45:03 pm
"Walton no fweek Goldy, Walton hungry back then...
Why are you so mean always?"
"I'm a bit touchy when people bite me."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 11, 2013, 09:50:50 pm
Walton understands. Wanna go neeble some Feeshes?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 11, 2013, 09:54:02 pm
"I'm the one with the normal text. Do I have cancer? Also hooray for breaking the fourth wall."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 11, 2013, 09:56:08 pm
"Yes."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Gamerlord on February 12, 2013, 12:16:21 am
Why Walton, did you know that Goldy has a fishey in his ear? Why don't you go in there and get it for him? It's grey and very far in, so make sure to get all of it.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 12, 2013, 12:19:04 am
Why Walton, did you know that Goldy has a fishey in his ear? Why don't you go in there and get it for him? It's grey and very far in, so make sure to get all of it.
"If you listen to him, I will kill you."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Gamerlord on February 12, 2013, 12:31:57 am
Why Walton, did you know that Goldy has a fishey in his ear? Why don't you go in there and get it for him? It's grey and very far in, so make sure to get all of it.
"If you listen to him, I will kill you."
"Oh Goldy! You and your silly jokes."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 12, 2013, 05:21:12 am
"Walton confused now........
Walton want Feeshy....
But Goldy mean........."
Walton sniffs Goldy's ear for the Feeshy
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on February 12, 2013, 06:31:38 am
*Facepalm*
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 12, 2013, 04:30:55 pm
You ask me for a hamburger. You loaf around for several years. You do not receive a hamburger.

God, will we ever make actual progress?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 12, 2013, 04:32:26 pm
Well, who doesn't want to go talk to the cultists and fish this turn?
We can deal with the argument about attacking the humans later.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 12, 2013, 04:33:15 pm
"Walton confused now........
Walton want Feeshy....
But Goldy mean........."
Walton sniffs Goldy's ear for the Feeshy
"Don't you dare...Why don't you bug someone else for once?"

*Facepalm*
I really should have expected this when I saw javier's head sheet.

Well, who doesn't want to go talk to the cultists and fish this turn?
We can deal with the argument about attacking the humans later.
"We need to fish right now--we don't know where or who the cultists are."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 12, 2013, 04:34:45 pm
Quote
"We need to fish right now--we don't know where or who the cultists are."
If one wishes to find, one only has to look.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 12, 2013, 05:07:49 pm
"Also, if we don't eat soon, this idiot will be nipping at me all day. And you guys, too."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 12, 2013, 05:12:51 pm
He can't nip me, I have Visionary Defence.
Walton cancels nip, target went into mood.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 12, 2013, 05:33:33 pm
Turn 3: Going fishing

You go towards the nearest area that contains fish.  Without hesitation, you dive right in.  You speed after the scattering fish, with
([5 - 1 fish; 10 - 2 fish; 15 - 3 fish; 20 - 4 fish; 20, then 1 - 5 fish     17, 11, 17, 11, 19, 6, 20[1, critical success])
Goldie catching 3 fish, Jimmie catching 2 fish, Marshy catching 3 fish, Dorius catching 2 fish, F.Y.R catching 3 fish, Walton catching 1 fish, and Joe catching 5 fish.

Total fish caught: 19.  Number required to be full: 10.  Total to be stuffed: 17

When all of the fish enter your stomach, you feel overstuffed.  You must have eaten too much.  You
(Difficulty:10+2*+1**=13     Roll:8+6^=14)
barely to hold the fish down, but it stays down.

What is your next action?


Spoiler: Notes about hydras (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: GM ramblings (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 12, 2013, 05:37:21 pm
See, visionary powers (not actually existing) allow me to do superhydran things.
We have come upon our food today
Now let us be off and away
To meet the followers we know near
And show them just what they should fear.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 12, 2013, 05:46:26 pm
Oh man, I deed sooo good!
I gots myself a single feeshy!
I feel sooo stuffed!
Bedder than your ear Goldy!
(If you want me to leave you be, justdirect me to something sand ill be stupid about it!)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 12, 2013, 07:00:59 pm
I'm going to assume Maroon isn't taken? Also my last turn(s) are kinda crappy so I'll try to play my character better. "You can't tell me to share my fish you Facist bastards." Proceed to hoard all of my fish for myself and spit on the other Hydra heads.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 12, 2013, 07:02:28 pm
A facist, yet with a face.
Irony.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 12, 2013, 07:17:58 pm
I'm going to assume Maroon isn't taken? Also my last turn(s) are kinda crappy so I'll try to play my character better. "You can't tell me to share my fish you Facist bastards." Proceed to hoard all of my fish for myself on my side of the stomach and spit on the other Hydra heads.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 12, 2013, 07:21:49 pm
Wait, didn't I participate in the fishing?  ???  It doesn't say I caught any.
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Post by: Wwolin on February 12, 2013, 07:46:52 pm
"Fantastic. Your foolish feeding has filled us beyond feeling. Let us now find our favored followers."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 12, 2013, 07:50:32 pm
People, if you are going to post out-of-character, please use the OOC thread!

Wait, didn't I participate in the fishing?  ???  It doesn't say I caught any.

(I used Jimmie in the post instead of Jimmie-bob.)

I'm going to assume Maroon isn't taken? Also my last turn(s) are kinda crappy so I'll try to play my character better. "You can't tell me to share my fish you Facist bastards." Proceed to hoard all of my fish for myself and spit on the other Hydra heads.

(You all have one stomach.  How does that work?  Also, maroon isn't taken.  Now that I have the colors of every player, I can post that [terribly drawn] image of the hydra.)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 12, 2013, 07:54:55 pm
All our necks flow into a stomach chamber?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 12, 2013, 07:57:01 pm
You ask me for a hotdog. You wake up and find some friends. They stroke you gently and hand you a hamburger.

Agreed. Find the cultists. Do not eat them.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 12, 2013, 08:02:27 pm
All our necks flow into a stomach chamber?

Yes, all of the heads are part of one body, so why would they not?

Any further inquiries will be directed to the out of character thread.  Please use that.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 12, 2013, 08:31:31 pm
((Oh yeah, my original name was Jimmie-Bob.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 12, 2013, 08:40:01 pm
"Joe, show a little restraint next time...urgh.
"Anyways, I second the motion that we try to find these nice humans who carved the runes into our lair, be they cultists or kings. Probably the former."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 12, 2013, 08:46:30 pm
I wonder if they would want to eat Feeshes with us...
....
I wondah if dey would taste better than Feeshes...
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Gamerlord on February 12, 2013, 08:55:13 pm
Of course they would!They are all fatty and juicy!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 12, 2013, 09:21:40 pm
A benefactor has a flavor all it's own.
One should not bite the hand that feeds them, however.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 12, 2013, 09:38:00 pm
"No eating people who want to help us. If they are a cult, we could probably ask them for sacrifices."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 12, 2013, 09:43:27 pm
"But Goldy..... Marshy told Walton they would taste good.... Even bedder than mah Feeshes...
Walton don't know who to listen to no more....
Walton gonna wait and listen.....
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 12, 2013, 10:25:24 pm
"Has he ever tasted them? No, he hasn't. If he had, I would know--we're on the same body. He hasn't tasted them, how could he know?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Gamerlord on February 13, 2013, 02:22:04 am
Because I can read minds...
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 13, 2013, 03:12:14 pm
Do not harm an ally. Let losses be taken from enemies.
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Post by: javierpwn on February 13, 2013, 03:14:28 pm
Because I can read minds...
Den what Walton be tinking of?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 13, 2013, 05:14:56 pm
Turn 4: Finding Cultists

You begin your search of the local area, starting with the non-foilage covered land piece that your lair is on
[Difficulty:15  Roll:13]
where you do not find anything further.  You move your search to the islands that are closest to that landmass
[Difficulty:19  Roll:14]
where you also find nothing.  You check the land to the south of your lair
[Difficulty:14  Roll:12]
where you find nothing.  You move to the piece to the west of that land
[Difficulty:16  Roll:9]
where you still find nothing.  You move to the islands to the south-east of your lair
[Difficulty:12  Roll:2]
where you still yet find nothing.  You move to the heavily foilaged area of the land piece to the south of your lair
[Difficulty:12  Roll:17]
where you finally find an altar on the westernmost portion of the foilaged area.  It has an image of your likeness, and contains multiple offerings that would be left by
Spoiler: altar (click to show/hide)
[1-uncivilized(no structure, stone age technology)  10-civilized (structure, but with early bronze age of technology)  20-townfolk(structure, and middle iron age level of technology)  Roll:10]
a civilized race of beings that utilize bronze-era tools.  It appears that the civilization may have risen with you a central figure, despite your knowledge.  There is a small entrance to a cave, too small to fit a human.
A small
[Mammalian:1  Reptilian:10  Plant-based:20  Roll:14]
reptilian figure, dressed in priest-like robes appears from the cave, and upon seeing you, calls out to what appears to be the rest of his order.
[Roll=number in the order  Roll:18]
seventeen more figures emerge and all fall upon their knees in worship.

What is your next action?

Spoiler: Hydras and Cults (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 13, 2013, 05:20:01 pm
The snake greets it's brethren. If the downtrodden band together, they become the strong. A society is formed, and the king of snakes leads it's people to victory.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 13, 2013, 05:24:40 pm
"Greetings, my good...um...
"How does one greet one's cultists?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 13, 2013, 05:41:40 pm
You ask me for a hamburger. I ask you to worship me. You fall over. You receive a hamburger.

Greet the salamanders!

EDIT: spoiler'd.
EDIT 2: move to OOC thread'd
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 13, 2013, 09:21:59 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Move that to the OOC thread, and put it in a spoiler!  I don't want this stuff cluttering the main thread, which is why I created the OOC thread in the first place!

Also, I have finished the 'hydra and cults' entry, as well as adding a couple of images.]
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 13, 2013, 09:58:24 pm
"Oooh! Dees Guyz luuk awl nice and pretty!
I just wanna give dem awl a Beeeeg Hug!
Pick up one of the tribezards, and caress it with my head
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 13, 2013, 10:26:04 pm
"DON'T YOU DARE, MORON."

Prevent what's-his-name from letting his fans anywhere NEAR the cultists. With my jaws if needed.

((I can't remember javier's head's name, so I found a new one. :P))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Gamerlord on February 13, 2013, 10:56:17 pm
Why hello there little ones...

Marshy purred, grinning all the while. (http://homeschoolblogger.com/thelifeofanamazingpsycho/files/2010/10/cheshire-grin.jpg)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 13, 2013, 11:14:03 pm
"This is pointless, can we just eat the cultists and go?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 13, 2013, 11:38:27 pm
"No eating the cultists! One: We're already stuffed. Two: These mortals can do things we can't. Three: We need all the allies we can get if other civilized races attack us. Four: We don't need enemies. Five: We owe them for making those runes. Six: Seriously, what makes you think they taste better than fish?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Gentlefish on February 14, 2013, 12:33:27 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 14, 2013, 09:02:44 am
"You can't tell me what to do!"

Eat the cultists anyways
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 14, 2013, 09:43:08 am
Noooo! Don't et Walton's Fwends!
Give dem Hugs!
Bite his face!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 14, 2013, 12:19:12 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This is basically what I imagine. Except with a hydra. And more of these guys.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[I said 'and move it to the OOC thread' right?  I could've swore I said 'and move it to the OOC thread']

[Yes I did, and you conveniently skipped over that:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Move that to the OOC thread, and put it in a spoiler!  I don't want this stuff cluttering the main thread, which is why I created the OOC thread in the first place!



Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[This was on page three.  If you were reading the thread (it's only 7 pages with little text!) then you should've seen it.]
(Those who are asking to be on the waitlist, please post your application with your request, then you will be added.)

(New thread created for OOC chatter and applications here: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122794.0)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 14, 2013, 04:48:16 pm
"I will personally eat the head of anyone who tries to eat a cultist. Barring actual consumption, I will rip it off. If you regrow, I will give you another chance."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 14, 2013, 05:19:09 pm
"You tell 'em Goldy"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 14, 2013, 05:42:25 pm
"And unless your 'hugs' are distinguishable from devouring by the cultists and myself, I will do the same to you."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 14, 2013, 06:43:49 pm
Turn 5: The High Priest Speaks

While some of the priests cowered at the words of some of the heads, the eldest of the priests did not flinch.  He spoke to all of the heads stating, “We are of greater value to you alive than dead.  Our aboveground village has a population of over three hundred around a kilometer to the west.  We are primarily thieves, due to our natural talent for it.  Throughout our thievery, we have managed to collect a fair amount of wealth that we can offer to you.  Our martial skill is not much, but our skill with spells is better.  The rune we etched into your lair was poorly done, due to necessary haste, but we can improve it if you let us have the time.  Our network has access to a number of human towns that are around a kilometer from our village, which we can scope out for your raids, as well as interfere with their defenses in your strikes.  Do those that doubt us not consider that worth letting us live?”

Spoiler: High Cultist Priests (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Aseaheru on February 14, 2013, 06:58:05 pm
posting to watch and see if i can get a head in.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 14, 2013, 08:38:55 pm
((Considering I'm probably the groups most hated character it will most certainly be me. But I have to keep in character :P))

"Do you LIKE these facist bastards? I'll rip your skull out!"

Bite Walton in the face.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 14, 2013, 08:43:02 pm
Divided a house cannot stand. Cease your combat.
A great temple shall be built. A temple with rooms for each part of the whole. Go, and gather thy forces. The wolf must hunt.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 14, 2013, 08:48:31 pm
((Considering I'm probably the groups most hated character it will most certainly be me. But I have to keep in character :P))

Move this to the OOC thread.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 14, 2013, 09:54:03 pm
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((Considering I'm probably the groups most hated character it will most certainly be me. But I have to keep in character :P))

"Do you LIKE these facist bastards? I'll rip your skull out!"

Bite Walton in the face.
"Don't bite me! All Walton want to do is give dem Hugs!"
Defend myself!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 14, 2013, 11:44:50 pm
"While I'm all for using force when needed, why are you biting Walton now?

"And yes, we will certainly let you live and such, Mr...What's your name?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Wwolin on February 14, 2013, 11:54:30 pm
"Salvation... So, you shall serve us, and we shall save you? Sounds suspicious. Show some sort of sign that you are set on being our slaves, and we shall see if you should be superior as a servant as opposed to a sacrifice."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 15, 2013, 12:04:33 am
"Shut up. They want to help us; they should be allowed to serve us, if nothing else. Give them a chance before threatening to eat them."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Gamerlord on February 15, 2013, 12:27:49 am
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((Considering I'm probably the groups most hated character it will most certainly be me. But I have to keep in character :P))

"Do you LIKE these facist bastards? I'll rip your skull out!"

Bite Walton in the face.
"Don't bite me! All Walton want to do is give dem Hugs!"
Defend myself!
Don't worry Walton, I won't let him eat them or you... You're all far too useful to me.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 15, 2013, 03:26:31 pm
"Tank U Marshy! Guud We is Fwends!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 16, 2013, 01:39:20 pm
(Before I can actually write the update, I am going to need people to give the cultists an action, as well as the body.  Unless you want me to write up the battle sequence)[Only being put here because I don't think everyone has posted in the OOC thread, which everyone needs to do so I can send out these announcements there!]
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 16, 2013, 01:51:46 pm
"Okay Fwends, Can you catch Walton some Feeshy?
Command my Cultists to Stockpile us some fish
Unless Im attacked of course
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 16, 2013, 01:56:29 pm
The blessed are rewarded. Practice the skills of the visionary.

Instruct my cultists to begin attempting strange moods.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 16, 2013, 01:58:39 pm
The bacon narwhals at midnight. A mime cries softly as he cradles a small basket of fish.

I agree with the cultist fishy notion.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 16, 2013, 07:25:30 pm
Turn 6: Head-to-head combat

F.Y.R. attacks Walton, but Walton avoids the attack.  Walton retaliates, and causes F.Y.R.’s head to sever.  The neck does not seal, so F.Y.R.’s head regrows, along with a new head, Scraps.  In retaliation, for the attack on F.Y.R., his priests attack Walton, severing his head.  Walton regrows, as well as the new head, Doplis.  The other heads attempt to instruct their priests to do various deeds, but only manage to prevent any further bloodshed by restraining Walton’s and F.Y.R.’s priests, as well as Marshy’s, whose priests attempted to help Walton’s.

Spoiler: Combat Rolls (click to show/hide)


Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 16, 2013, 07:31:13 pm
Did we get our priests to do their actions then?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 16, 2013, 07:33:12 pm
Did we get our priests to do their actions then?
I will not answer any out of character questions here, post in the OOC thread and I will answer.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: anailater on February 16, 2013, 07:38:53 pm
"Jesus my head, existence is such a pain sometimes. Oh hello! I'm um, Doplis! that's right, uh where are we?"
Avoid any more fighting,get my bearings including how much I know from basic instincts and the body I'm atached too.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 16, 2013, 07:47:01 pm
(Before I forget, here's some information from turn 2 that is applicable here:)
Quote
The entire hydra feels the pain of the head being lobbed off, as well as the cloning process that can hurt a decent amount.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Gamerlord on February 16, 2013, 10:00:44 pm
Heh heh heh... Alright my little priestlings, come close, I have some sercet orders for you...

Chaos is everything. Undermine your brethren. Undermine your enemies. Undermine the rest of the priesthood.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 16, 2013, 10:08:31 pm
"Okay Fwends, Can you catch Walton some Feeshy?
Command my Cultists to Stockpile us some fish
Unless Im attacked of course

Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 16, 2013, 10:09:52 pm
The blessed are rewarded. Practice the skills of the visionary.

Instruct my cultists to begin attempting strange moods.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 16, 2013, 11:01:39 pm
"Owwwie! That hurt Walton!
At least Walton has a new Fwend!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 16, 2013, 11:02:42 pm
Pain is an illusion.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 16, 2013, 11:07:31 pm
"What is an 'Illucioon'?
Dat word makes Walton's head hurt....."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 16, 2013, 11:08:37 pm
What you percieve as pain never existed.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 16, 2013, 11:12:27 pm
"But if Walton's pain neber existed....Walton's head not have hurt. And Walton would not have not been hurt so much......

Your making Walton's head hurt again! Stahp it!
Nip at His face until he stops his logic games!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: anailater on February 16, 2013, 11:14:54 pm
"Hello Walton, I'm Doplis, and I suggest you stop trying to eat him, he might get a bit mad at you, but it's your um choice."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 16, 2013, 11:16:02 pm
Begin meditating, ignoring the nipping.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 16, 2013, 11:20:34 pm
"Hello Walton, I'm Doplis, and I suggest you stop trying to eat him, he might get a bit mad at you, but it's your um choice."
"Will you be Walton's Fwend Doplis?
I wanted Goldy to be Walton's Fwend, but he is always mean to me.....
He called me 'moronic'; Walton don't even know what that is!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: anailater on February 17, 2013, 12:04:51 am
"Oh of course I will Walton, friends stick together, and we are all stuck together here. What are your uh hobbies."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 17, 2013, 12:15:57 am
"Etting me some Feeshies! Dey is reeaaal tasty!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: anailater on February 17, 2013, 12:21:13 am
"I promise next time we go fishing you can have some of my fishes."
Rub Walton like a son with my chin, try to distract him from eating others.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 17, 2013, 12:26:54 am
"Yaaaay! We get to taste awl da yumee Feeshes! Especially teh shinee ones!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 17, 2013, 01:26:43 am
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhggg who is this new face, please tell me it's not like Walton."

*Glance at Joe*

"MEDITATING IS IGNORANCE"

Interrupt Joe but smashing my face into him.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: anailater on February 17, 2013, 01:30:49 am
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhggg who is this new face, please tell me it's not like Walton."
"No I'm uhh not, I just know how to be nice to the people I'm connected too. I'm Doplis by the way, You are?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 17, 2013, 01:32:24 am
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhggg who is this new face, please tell me it's not like Walton."
"No I'm uhh not, I just know how to be nice to the people I'm connected too. I'm Doplis by the way, You are?"
"My name is F*** Your Rules. I gave up my old name because I realized that legal names are TERRIBLE."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: anailater on February 17, 2013, 01:33:43 am
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhggg who is this new face, please tell me it's not like Walton."
"No I'm uhh not, I just know how to be nice to the people I'm connected too. I'm Doplis by the way, You are?"
"My name is F*** Your Rules. I gave up my old name because I realized that legal names are TERRIBLE."
"Well all right then, may I um call you F***?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 17, 2013, 01:39:04 am
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhggg who is this new face, please tell me it's not like Walton."
"No I'm uhh not, I just know how to be nice to the people I'm connected too. I'm Doplis by the way, You are?"
"My name is F*** Your Rules. I gave up my old name because I realized that legal names are TERRIBLE."
"Well all right then, may I um call you F***?"
"Yeah sure, but most tend to call me 'Little F***' for some reason, even before they knew my real name! I don't know how they did it."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: scapheap on February 17, 2013, 03:29:31 am
(It a manly colour, shut up)"Where am I?" the new head look round "Um...Hi."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 17, 2013, 04:00:46 am
"Hello! Walton's name is Walton! What is yours? Walton hope we can become beeeeest Fwends!"
( the manliest colour!)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: scapheap on February 17, 2013, 04:13:56 am
"Hi Walton I'm Scraps."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 17, 2013, 08:07:55 am
Pain is a construct of the mind. Free the mind, and you transcend pain. Thus the only pain felt is your own in such a struggle.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Gamerlord on February 17, 2013, 08:14:39 am
So you are beyond that? And it won't hurt if I do... this?

Bite a chunk of Purples head.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 17, 2013, 08:16:21 am
Calmly attempt to break GL's neck.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: scapheap on February 17, 2013, 09:05:08 am
Headbutt Marshy and Joe to make them behave.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 17, 2013, 10:40:18 am
A taco is with sauce. The world is in sepia. You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short by the lack of arms. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. You are my power rangers.

Instruct my priests in at least 10 of the Cuil levels. If they have a system of writing, tell them to record it. Also, help Walton "catch feeshy". My priests are to help Doplis' and Walton's priests some of the time. Also warn them about the danger of stairs and of that one head who always subverts everyone. As well, I will start to become friends with Walton and Doplis, they are my new friends.

To Walton: "Hello Walton. Fishes are in fishes. You eat them all. You are not dismayed. A friend is made of both of us."

To Doplis: "Hello Doplis. You ask again for a hamburger. I refuse to reciprocate. You demand a lawyer. I remind you harshly that this is the new world order. Lawyers no longer exist. Only papillons. A friend is made of both of us."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 17, 2013, 10:58:51 am
"Hi Walton, my name is F.Y.R. have we met?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: anailater on February 17, 2013, 11:33:23 am
"Uhhhh
Greetings the one who speaks enigmas, friendship is a gift that accepting will give me pleasure, In body's joined and ideas shared we shall have a friendship that will transcend hamburgers and time, do you have a name poetic one?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 17, 2013, 11:35:12 am
"Uhhhh
Greetings the one who speaks enigmas, friendship is a gift that accepting will give me pleasure, In body's joined and ideas shared we shall have a friendship that will transcend hamburgers and time, do you have a name poetic one?"
Me or CU?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 17, 2013, 11:49:43 am
"Hi Walton, my name is F.Y.R. have we met?"
"I don't believe Walton and You have met formerly.... Aldough we are part of each odder"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: anailater on February 17, 2013, 11:52:11 am
"Uhhhh
Greetings the one who speaks enigmas, friendship is a gift that accepting will give me pleasure, In body's joined and ideas shared we shall have a friendship that will transcend hamburgers and time, do you have a name poetic one?"
Me or CU?
CU.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 17, 2013, 11:52:22 am
"Uhhhh
Greetings the one who speaks enigmas, friendship is a gift that accepting will give me pleasure, In body's joined and ideas shared we shall have a friendship that will transcend hamburgers and time, do you have a name poetic one?"

"My name is Jimmie-Bob. A wizard flies into a house. Several children are launched, screaming."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: killerhellhound on February 17, 2013, 11:54:27 am
"Uhhhh
Greetings the one who speaks enigmas, friendship is a gift that accepting will give me pleasure, In body's joined and ideas shared we shall have a friendship that will transcend hamburgers and time, do you have a name poetic one?"

"My name is Jimmie-Bob. A wizard flies into a house. Several children are launched, screaming."
damm it derm
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: anailater on February 17, 2013, 12:28:07 pm
"Uhhhh
Greetings the one who speaks enigmas, friendship is a gift that accepting will give me pleasure, In body's joined and ideas shared we shall have a friendship that will transcend hamburgers and time, do you have a name poetic one?"

"My name is Jimmie-Bob. A wizard flies into a house. Several children are launched, screaming."
"Well that's very nice Jimmy-Bob, I'm called Doplis.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 17, 2013, 10:23:05 pm
"Greeting, new heads. I am Great Goldie, typically called Goldie for short. I am so...blessed? as to have been right next to Walton, and thank you, Dolpis, for providing a buffer between the two of us. In case you haven't gathered, new ones, we have a cult. Care to introduce yourselves to them?

"On that topic...Priests of Me, would you kindly inform me on the specifics of your tribe's current state of being? Say, the facilities present, notable individuals, or your neighbors? Really, anything you think is important."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: anailater on February 18, 2013, 12:20:25 pm
"Greeting, new heads. I am Great Goldie, typically called Goldie for short. I am so...blessed? as to have been right next to Walton, and thank you, Scraps, for providing a buffer between the two of us. In case you haven't gathered, new ones, we have a cult. Care to introduce yourselves to them?
"Oh hi uh Goldie I'm Doplis, I don't know why you don't want to be next to Walton but I'm glad your happy.

Oh ah, Hi cultists I'm Doplis the one without a nickname, how are you guys today?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 18, 2013, 12:54:34 pm
((Whoops. Pretend I said Dolpis, please.))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 18, 2013, 09:59:09 pm
Turn 7: Not much to say
The priests leave to relay your instructions to the rest of your cult.  Before that, they inform you about their village.  It has individual housing for each extended family.  It only has a small temple, so each portion of the population each has a different day of worship.  There are 18 notable individuals besides the priests, 10 master thieves, 5 forge masters, and 3 master warriors.  Their military strength is 60 warriors, nearly entirely composed of F.Y.R. worshipers, but with enough worshipers of the other heads to prevent them from going on a mass slaughter.  There are 3 human towns, 1 elven retreat, and 1 dwarven hold within range of their ability to thieve (3 kilometers).  All of which are Northwest of their village.

The priests have left.  What do you do now?

Spoiler: rolls (click to show/hide)

Quote from: Information
I can't think of anything to post right now.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 18, 2013, 11:01:00 pm
"Before you go, how many of you are there overall? And what do you call yourselves?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: anailater on February 19, 2013, 06:15:11 am
"Oh and any cultists of me, you have my instruction not to attack any other cult members unless they attack first, violence isn't always the uh answer, except when it is, also are their any mages in the ranks?"
Ask about mages, give instrction to my cultists.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zavvnao on February 19, 2013, 08:22:34 am
(notify not working to alert me, forced to post message ><)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 19, 2013, 10:03:42 am
"Before you go, how many of you are there overall? And what do you call yourselves?"

Quote
The priests leave to relay your instructions to the rest of your cult.

(They have already left.)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: anailater on February 19, 2013, 02:25:05 pm
"Any suggestions you guys? I suggest we might try to get some of the settlements to worship us."
Suggest to get settlements to worship us, agree with plans unless they have unneeded violence.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 19, 2013, 03:03:25 pm
Joe goes into a Secretive Mood!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(Let's do awesome heroic things, then the lizards and things will see how awesome we are and worship us)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: scapheap on February 19, 2013, 03:16:52 pm
"Seem like the best."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 19, 2013, 04:42:53 pm
Do the exact opposite of what everyone else does because anarchy.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 19, 2013, 06:43:02 pm
"Before you go, how many of you are there overall? And what do you call yourselves?"
Quote
The priests leave to relay your instructions to the rest of your cult.
(They have already left.)
Snake my head out the door or do it five seconds ago or something.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 21, 2013, 01:49:49 pm
Turn 8: Quite Possibly Going to be the Shortest Turn, and the Longest Title

One of the heads tries to shout to the priests, but they do not hear it.  You begin to think of heroic things to do, and you could raid one of the settlements that the priests told you about.


Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 21, 2013, 06:06:35 pm
"Shoot.

"Shall we visit those dwarves?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 21, 2013, 06:13:00 pm
"What is a dwarwf Goly? Walton hope they taste like Feeshy!"
(IM BACK)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 21, 2013, 06:34:22 pm
"A midget grabs your arm and drags you along to his hole. He tells everyone the story of the brave little bear."


Go to dwarves.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 21, 2013, 06:43:24 pm
"A dwarf is a short, bearded person, kinda like a human but stouter and living underground. They like stone, gems, and metals. They're the race that's most likely to not kill us on sight."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 22, 2013, 12:28:09 am
"Mmmmmmmm Dwarves are taste..."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: anailater on February 22, 2013, 03:55:54 am
"Dwarves..... I agree they would be the best place to go, maybe we can do defending jobs for food and money, and perhaps spells as well....."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Ultimuh on February 22, 2013, 06:20:20 am
edit: moved
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 22, 2013, 12:05:04 pm
How on earth did I miss this gem?
Oh wait, Skyrim did it.
Myes, well.. Waitlist me?


Spoiler: This head (click to show/hide)

Move this to the OOC/Application, and it will be added to the waitlist.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Remuthra on February 22, 2013, 03:16:43 pm
"A midget grabs your arm and drags you along to his hole. He tells everyone the story of the brave little bear."


Go to dwarves.
(http://www.plus1clothing.com/images/designs/plus1.png)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 22, 2013, 05:56:49 pm
"Mmmmmmmm Dwarves are taste..."
"You know what I bet are really tasty? Dwarven Whitefish. It's made from cave fish, fried in some sort of alcohol or another, and put in a solution of dwarven syrup, cooked tallow, and lye in a 5:4:1 ratio, before being stored in a rock pot for a week and a day and then served. The dwarves only give it to people who don't eat them."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 24, 2013, 02:20:02 pm
"Mmmmmmmm Dwarves are taste..."
"You know what I bet are really tasty? Dwarven Whitefish. It's made from cave fish, fried in some sort of alcohol or another, and put in a solution of dwarven syrup, cooked tallow, and lye in a 5:4:1 ratio, before being stored in a rock pot for a week and a day and then served. The dwarves only give it to people who don't eat them."
"You can't tell me what to eat! I'll eat all of them!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 02:36:39 pm
"Mmmmmmmm Dwarves are taste..."
"You know what I bet are really tasty? Dwarven Whitefish. It's made from cave fish, fried in some sort of alcohol or another, and put in a solution of dwarven syrup, cooked tallow, and lye in a 5:4:1 ratio, before being stored in a rock pot for a week and a day and then served. The dwarves only give it to people who don't eat them."
"You can't tell me what to eat! I'll eat all of them!"
"The dwarves don't leave their Whitefish out in the open. Besides, if you try to eat the dwarves, I'll bite your head off."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 24, 2013, 03:53:38 pm
"Mmmmmmmm Dwarves are taste..."
"You know what I bet are really tasty? Dwarven Whitefish. It's made from cave fish, fried in some sort of alcohol or another, and put in a solution of dwarven syrup, cooked tallow, and lye in a 5:4:1 ratio, before being stored in a rock pot for a week and a day and then served. The dwarves only give it to people who don't eat them."
"You can't tell me what to eat! I'll eat all of them!"
"The dwarves don't leave their Whitefish out in the open. Besides, if you try to eat the dwarves, I'll bite your head off."
"Trying to challenge me with oppression? Maybe you should think before you speak you FACIST!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 03:54:58 pm
"Yes, how horrible of me to impose measures which would stop us from being turned into a Hydra Roast."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 24, 2013, 07:41:16 pm
"Yes, how horrible of me to impose measures which would stop us from being turned into a Hydra Roast."
"We're much stronger than those dwarfs and you know it!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: javierpwn on February 24, 2013, 07:45:09 pm
"Stahp argueing! Walton nose Feeshy taste bedder!And you should listen two Goldy; he gots teh smarts!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 08:30:12 pm
"Yes, how horrible of me to impose measures which would stop us from being turned into a Hydra Roast."
"We're much stronger than those dwarfs and you know it!"
"A few dwarves, sure, but all the dwarves, with steel arms and armor and all their mechanical devices? I wouldn't bet my life on it for just a little stringy dwarflesh."

"Stahp argueing! Walton nose Feeshy taste bedder!And you should listen two Goldy; he gots teh smarts!"
"Why thank you Walton."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 24, 2013, 08:53:21 pm
"Yes, how horrible of me to impose measures which would stop us from being turned into a Hydra Roast."
"We're much stronger than those dwarfs and you know it!"
"A few dwarves, sure, but all the dwarves, with steel arms and armor and all their mechanical devices? I wouldn't bet my life on it for just a little stringy dwarflesh."

"Stahp argueing! Walton nose Feeshy taste bedder!And you should listen two Goldy; he gots teh smarts!"
"Why thank you Walton."
"But certainly you want to kill those filthy fascists, right?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 10:48:17 pm
"I fail to see why, in part because I doubt your claims that the dwarves are 'fascist.'"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: stefmor90 on February 25, 2013, 04:43:03 pm
"I fail to see why, in part because I doubt your claims that the dwarves are 'fascist.'"
"Well OBVIOUSLY any form of organization is FACISM so I'm OBVIOUSLY right!"
Murder all the dwarfs with my face. EDIT: Uhh when we get to them.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 25, 2013, 05:08:07 pm
(There's no dwarves around.)

"Your face has a symmetrical organization."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: CyberUrist on February 25, 2013, 09:42:17 pm
"Yes, how horrible of me to impose measures which would stop us from being turned into a Hydra Roast."
"We're much stronger than those dwarfs and you know it!"
"A few dwarves, sure, but all the dwarves, with steel arms and armor and all their mechanical devices? I wouldn't bet my life on it for just a little stringy dwarflesh."

"Stahp argueing! Walton nose Feeshy taste bedder!And you should listen two Goldy; he gots teh smarts!"
"Why thank you Walton."
"But certainly you want to kill those filthy fascists, right?"

Vigilanteism should be reported to the proper authorities as is it against the fascist ideals. (does anyone get that? I'm not sure that's how it goes...)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 27, 2013, 04:44:34 pm
Turn 9: The Dwarves

You arrive at the dwarven hold.  There are signs that a battle recently occured outside of its gates, with the dwarves cleaning up the mess, bringing their dead into their catacombs, and burning those of their enemies.  You cautiously approach, ready to leave if things turn dangerous for you.  Some of the dwarves notice you, most raising their weaponry warily, a few lighting torches, just in case, with the remaining hurrying to their fortress on their bears.  One of their leaders they fetched from their fortress approaches upon his grizzly bear.  He stops around 20 yards away from you, shouting "What is it you are doing at Mamgozugog, hydra?  Speak quickly, or the archers will fire into your body, which will kill you.  Yes, we do know all of your kind's weaknesses."

Spoiler: Mamgozugog (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
Post by: javierpwn on February 27, 2013, 04:50:45 pm
"Hello Dwerfies! Walton says Hello! Want to share some Feeshy with Walton? Dwerfies look like guud Fwends!"
Force closer to dwarves
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
Post by: anailater on February 27, 2013, 04:54:02 pm
"Yaah!"Hold Walton back "Oh um... Hello Dwarf whose name we do not now, we come seeking shelter and guidance, and too fix the broken bridges between us and the dwarf kind."
Nice little speech.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on February 27, 2013, 05:26:01 pm
Try not to be too cryptic when I speak, say that we want peace.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
Post by: scapheap on February 27, 2013, 05:47:35 pm
"Good morning dwarf, we are here to speak to the neighbors."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 27, 2013, 05:49:56 pm
Try not to be too cryptic when I speak, say that we want peace.

(You need to come up with any speech you make yourself.  You are in control of what your head says and does, I only post reactions of NPCs and movement of the body.)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on February 27, 2013, 06:24:12 pm
"Hello, dwarves. We mean no harm. Only peace."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 27, 2013, 06:37:58 pm
"That was unusually clear of you.

"Anyways, we come seeking some people who will not kill us on sight as the [derogatory adjective applying to this world's elves] elves and the [derogatory adjective applying to this world's elves] humans would. Since you haven't fired yet, I'm glad to say we seem to have made a good choice. May we speak with a representative of your leader?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
Post by: Remuthra on February 27, 2013, 09:54:07 pm
((I can't speak here, because I'm still in secretive mode, but here's some picture messages for dwarf guy.))
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on February 28, 2013, 01:09:38 am
((I haven't been posting because there really hasn't been any good reason for me to interject. Expect me to start talking again when negotiations with the dwarves are in full swing. ;D))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 28, 2013, 12:14:44 pm
((I can't speak here, because I'm still in secretive mode, but here's some picture messages for dwarf guy.))
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((I haven't been posting because there really hasn't been any good reason for me to interject. Expect me to start talking again when negotiations with the dwarves are in full swing. ;D))

Put these in the OOC thread!  Also, Remuthra, you need to post what you are saying.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Ninth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 01, 2013, 12:29:07 pm
Turn 10: Raising Favorability

The dwarf slams his hammer against his sheild.  "Will you shutup!  I don't want to hear all of you speaking at once!  You, gold head, I share your opinion about the elves, and I am the representative of our council."

Spoiler: Mood of the Dwarves (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: the 3rd Dwarven Empire (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: scapheap on March 01, 2013, 12:34:03 pm
Be quite
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: anailater on March 01, 2013, 12:41:10 pm
Be quiet and try to distract Walton if he starts speaking.
((We just had to give the G.M. ideas.))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 02, 2013, 12:23:02 am
"Thank you.

"We're looking for a mutually beneficial arrangement with your mighty nation. We also considered talking with goblins, but as we didn't know where they were, we decided the point was moot and came to you, with whom the prospects are likely much better anyhow.

"As you can see, we are of many minds as to what to this end, both in possible ways we could help and what we could get in return. Before we ask anything of you, I propose that we take some time to think; this is an important matter, and we don't want to rush it. You and your leaders need to decide what we can do for you; we will need to decide what we will request in exchange. In the meantime, I would like to ask for a nearby location where we can rest, catch wild fish, and come to your aid should a wild beast, monster, or other foe arrive with hostile intent.

"That is, that is what I would like for the present time. I would assume that my compatriots would find this acceptable, but I really mustn't take that for granted. What say you, gents?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on March 02, 2013, 03:27:45 am
And feast upon your tender corpses when you are no longer useful...
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: scapheap on March 02, 2013, 06:27:01 am
Head butt Marshy
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on March 02, 2013, 10:23:50 am
"I agree with Goldy's notion. It is the best notion." Nibble on Marshy's ear. Quietly invite Walton to do it too.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: javierpwn on March 02, 2013, 10:32:09 am
"Marshy taste good? M'kay, Walton feels a little hungry; Walton need moar Feeshy!"
Nibble on Marshy's ear slits, and part of the lower jaw
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: anailater on March 02, 2013, 12:18:08 pm
Join the headbutt Marshy party.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 02, 2013, 01:21:23 pm
Look over at the dwarf.

"See why I can't take anything for granted with this lot?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on March 02, 2013, 09:07:41 pm
Duck and weave! Use my natural tricky nature to make the others hit each other!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: stefmor90 on March 04, 2013, 08:58:08 pm
ATTACK THE DWARFS WATCH THEM BURN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: javierpwn on March 04, 2013, 09:00:24 pm
Force body to reel away from the dwarves
Start doing a stupid dance

Stahp EET! Your gonna hurting Walton's Fwends!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 04, 2013, 09:02:31 pm
"Do NOT make me start ripping off heads to keep you from attacking dwarves! And Walton...keep up the...functional...work until people stop trying to eat our new friends."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: anailater on March 05, 2013, 02:59:25 am
"NO!"
Slap the crazy evil head with my face, no eating the semi-nice people!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: scapheap on March 05, 2013, 04:41:46 am
"I don't know what worse, that I'm surround by idiots or that I don't count Walton as one."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: anailater on March 05, 2013, 06:02:57 am
"I don't know what worse, that I'm surround by idiots or that I don't count Walton as one."
"Stop being philisophical and help me hold this guy back!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: scapheap on March 05, 2013, 06:14:59 am
"I don't know what worse, that I'm surround by idiots or that I don't count Walton as one."
"Stop being philisophical and help me hold this guy back!"
"Oh, sorry." Hold back F.Y.R., start saying a, e, i, o, u repeatedly.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 05, 2013, 07:53:44 am
Aid in restraining FYR. Permanently, if needed.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: stefmor90 on March 05, 2013, 04:47:31 pm
"Uh oh someone's mad. Better try harder."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on March 05, 2013, 10:33:12 pm
Join the restrain evil head party!

A bush in the thumb is worth twicely the effort of loss. You ask me for a hamburger. You are restrained against a nearby mariachi band. You are stuck in slime.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: Jbg97 on March 05, 2013, 10:51:04 pm
A bush in the thumb is worth twicely the effort of loss. You ask me for a hamburger. You are restrained against a nearby mariachi band. You are stuck in slime.
What is with you and cuil theory?!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 05, 2013, 11:17:58 pm
A bush in the thumb is worth twicely the effort of loss. You ask me for a hamburger. You are restrained against a nearby mariachi band. You are stuck in slime.
What is with you and cuil theory?!
((It's his schtick.))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: Child of Armok on March 06, 2013, 01:43:19 pm
ptw
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Tenth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 07, 2013, 12:26:21 pm
Turn 11: More Raising of Favorability

Some of the dwarves become nervous at F.Y.R.'s outburst, but a few laugh at the panic of the other heads at that same outburst.  A few might be placing bets upon how long it will take till F.Y.R. is bitten off.

The dwarf speaks to you once again, saying, "What you say is logical.  You can wait at the swamp edge.  If you run into any elves or humans, you have our permission to kill them, especially those rebels.  I will summon the council, and we will consider your request for two hours before giving our response.  Do not leave the sight of our archers, or your idea will not be considered, and we shall consider you an enemy.  Is that understood?"

Spoiler: Mood of the Dwarves (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Eleventh Turn
Post by: scapheap on March 07, 2013, 01:10:56 pm
"Fine by me."

Keep a eye on F.Y.R.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Eleventh Turn
Post by: anailater on March 07, 2013, 04:09:35 pm
"We will defend the border"
To the border, lets get ready to eat some elves!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Eleventh Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 07, 2013, 05:04:02 pm
Go to border. Keep one eye towards the dwarves and one pointing out...assuming we have...whatever kind of vision isn't binocular. The kind crocodiles and rabbits have.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Eleventh Turn
Post by: Remuthra on March 07, 2013, 08:03:39 pm
Spend time engraving rocks to impress the dwarves.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Eleventh Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on March 07, 2013, 09:57:10 pm
Agree. "Yes. The elves, they beckon tastily. Isn't that right, Walton? We'll defend the dwarves and nom on some elves and humans?" Also, join the watch F.Y.R. party.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Eleventh Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on March 07, 2013, 10:06:17 pm
Be smart, wise dwarf! My brpthers wish to destroy your people! Remember, the banana slithers clockwise for winter!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Eleventh Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on March 08, 2013, 04:16:22 pm
Be smart, wise dwarf! My brpthers wish to destroy your people! Remember, the banana slithers clockwise for winter!
"That is my quirk! There WILL be consequences." Give Marshy a strong headbutt! "He speaks of lies! The banana swims to the north for fear of warm autumn nights."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Eleventh Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 15, 2013, 04:45:36 pm
Turn 12: Waiting...Waiting...Wait-Human!

You wait for 45 minutes as the dwarves continue their deliberations, their archers lowering their bows at some point during the wait.  You see a human scout of hostile intent nearby.  The human appears to have an iron shortsword, a high quality bow with a decent amount of arrows, and black leather armor with an enchantment that reduces visibility of the wearer by 50%.  Due to the armaments, this scout is exceptionally skilled in combat and avoiding detection.  What do you do?

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Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Eleventh Turn
Post by: Remuthra on March 15, 2013, 04:47:14 pm
Bite his head off, trying not to damage the armor.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Eleventh Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on March 15, 2013, 05:07:33 pm
We gotta be sneaky, Charlie!

Warn the dwarves quietly. Observe him, attempt to sneak behind him. Imagine, he gets shot by arrows in the front, and attacked by a hydra from the back!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Twelfth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 15, 2013, 05:37:59 pm
Slowly creep forward; try to capture the human in my maw without killing it.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Twelfth Turn
Post by: javierpwn on March 15, 2013, 05:39:25 pm
Attempt to strangleStruggle Snuggle the human scout, not letting him out of my sight and grip
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Twelfth Turn
Post by: scapheap on March 15, 2013, 05:44:36 pm
Headbutt Human and when knock over, move in for the kill
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Twelfth Turn
Post by: anailater on March 15, 2013, 07:36:19 pm
Wrap around him with my neck, hold him still so that the others can get their attacks off.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Twelfth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 16, 2013, 07:05:53 pm
Turn 13: The human is BA

Jimmie-Bob attempts to warn the dwarves of the presence of the human, but the body is moving in the direction of the human, who is hiding amoungst the grasses of the battlefield.  The method utilized however, is grabbing and throwing a tree at the human, who hears it coming and attempts to jump over the trunk of the tree, but has its foot tangled in some branches.  The dwarves notice the quick shift of the Chameleon spell, but hold back to let you take care of the foe.

You come upon the human, which just got its foot out of the branches that entangeled it and Doplis tries to wrap the human in coils of his neck, but fails.  Goldie then successfully manages to trap the human in its jaws, but the human begins to slide down Goldie's throat.  The human then stabs through Goldies throat and spins, cutting off Goldie's head.  He jumps and lands on Jimmie-Bob's head.  F.Y.R. charges the human, who fires an arrow through the head's eye, damaging the brain to such a degree that the head disintegrates in order to regrow.

Dorius then tries to bite the human, but misses when the human dodges, ramming into Jimmie-Bob, sending the human flying, causing him to land on Joe's neck.  He launches a downward slash, detaching Joe's head.  Jimmie tries for a revenge strike, and grabs the human by the torso, causing a multitude of puncture wounds that are barely lessened to non-lethality by the armor.  The human manages to get a stab in with his free arm, causing Jimmie to release him as an arrow is buried lethally in the brain, causing the head to disintegrate.  The human lands on the ground, clutching his sword, the bow being broken by the bite and the other arrows falling to the ground durring the fall.

The human makes a final slash at the overloaded-by pain hydra, decapitating Doplis.  The human quickly draws out a scroll, sacrificing it to activate a Teleport Home spell.  After the human left, the heads regrew with five new ones, Fluffy, Eligor, Auris, Frost, and Darvic.

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Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Twelfth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 16, 2013, 07:07:06 pm
[Double_Post_Contained_Turn_13_Copy]
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 16, 2013, 07:16:19 pm
Am I alive? If so:

"Impudent human! Do you have ANY idea how much that stings? And I was trying to catch you alive!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Aseaheru on March 16, 2013, 07:18:49 pm
Eh? whats this? I can see... dwarves! Hello dwarves! My name is Darvic! Do you have any tea?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Remuthra on March 16, 2013, 07:19:22 pm
This was most unintendedly fortuitous. Let the old greet the new. How is the choir of heads?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on March 16, 2013, 07:20:58 pm
"Vell, zat vas rather... unpleasent. Greetings, all. I am Frost."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 16, 2013, 07:26:44 pm
"How droll. How many of...us are there now? Too many by my count. Our heart will be working overtime...Perhaps we should get some priests to cut it out? Give us two?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on March 16, 2013, 07:39:40 pm
"Gah. The crimson sun sets on another endless day of torture. And so another will begin.

I am Eligor, Conqueror."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 16, 2013, 07:41:08 pm
"How droll. How many of...us are there now? Too many by my count. Our heart will be working overtime...Perhaps we should get some priests to cut it out? Give us two?"
"We don't work that way...oh, and greetings, Eligor. Um, what did you call yourself again?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on March 16, 2013, 07:42:53 pm
"No. I refer to the rest of this body as the Conqueror.

It is but a mere title we will gain in future, drenched in the blood of our enemies that we shall gain our well-deserved revenge upon, with tooth and nail!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 16, 2013, 08:02:56 pm
"...Oookay then. Glad to meet you. My name is Goldie, and I'm the sanest head here, still uncontested."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 16, 2013, 08:16:02 pm
"I'll contest that. You don't even seem to have a basic understanding of how hydran anatomy works, apparently. I'd rather not have a heart attack, thank you very much. That's something we can't regenerate."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 16, 2013, 08:23:10 pm
"We also can't regenerate hearts. Cutting out our would have pretty negative effects. Anyways, you can't just cram another heart into a chest with no side effects."

(Noted by GM: It's just heads and limbs that we regrow.)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 16, 2013, 08:27:03 pm
(I thought he said we regrew organs...Hmm.)
"And the same doesn't apply to heads on necks?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 16, 2013, 08:33:19 pm
"You don't keep your head in a ribcage, pushing against the lungs, now do you?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on March 16, 2013, 08:51:51 pm
"The new are superceded by the young and the brave. The land of the strong is on fire, and hastily beckons you. You are overcome by feelings of smug homeliness."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 16, 2013, 09:08:13 pm
"No, my head is firmly attached to our neck. The neck I and around eight others share. That one heart has to pump blood to. But this is getting us nowhere. Now why am I here again?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 16, 2013, 09:13:15 pm
"Hydra biology." (Also, don't we each have our own necks?)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 16, 2013, 09:14:03 pm
"Very funny. What cut you off?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: anailater on March 16, 2013, 09:15:19 pm
"Oh God my head, you guys alright?"
Look around.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 16, 2013, 09:16:12 pm
(Also, don't we each have our own necks?)

(Yes.)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 16, 2013, 09:22:04 pm
"Very funny. What cut you off?"
"A human who I was trying to capture alive. He slid down my throat and cut off my head from the inside."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on March 16, 2013, 10:00:25 pm
"Ouch. Oh, vell. We'll get zat bastard eventually."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 16, 2013, 10:31:58 pm
"Oh, accents now. Wonderful. I think I can see some dwarves. Might we go talk to them?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Aseaheru on March 16, 2013, 10:41:02 pm
Yes, lets. They might be able to direct me towards some tea or crumpets. Unless we have some. And even if they don't I still quite enjoy there company.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: scapheap on March 17, 2013, 03:31:02 am
"We did talk to them, let wait for the guy that went off, the dwarf, not the human
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Dariush on March 17, 2013, 06:15:43 am
Greetings, brothers. Whom shall we kill today? Also, would someone mind doing a quick recap of the events so far?

Fluffy looks around.

((Holy shit, SMF supports custom fonts. o_0))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: scapheap on March 17, 2013, 06:20:41 am
"Let see, wasn't round for the first part, met some lizard priests, met some dwarfs, got on their good side, almost killed a human scout, but he got away."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Dariush on March 17, 2013, 06:24:49 am
Oh, did we. By the number of us I had assumed that we've been in a moderately sized war.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: scapheap on March 17, 2013, 06:27:58 am
"Well you lot are the only new batch I see so maybe we were before I came on the scene."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 17, 2013, 06:36:41 am
"We haven't been. Trust me.

"Anyways, those lizard priests worship us, the dwarves seem to be seriously contemplating an alliance of some sort, and that human probably doesn't like us."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on March 17, 2013, 06:42:04 am
"Clearly, we must eat the human and give the heart to the reptilians as a gift."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 17, 2013, 06:45:16 am
"To start with, I doubt any of us have the surgical skill or manual dexterity to remove the heart of anything smaller than a bull elephant or good-sized whale.

"Secondly, I'd rather catch the human alive. Dead men tell no tales, and I bet this one has quite an interesting one..."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on March 17, 2013, 06:47:02 am
"Surgical skill? Just RIP HIS BEATING HEART OUT WITH YOUR TEETH."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 17, 2013, 06:55:24 am
"At best, we'd be destroying the heart and getting much non-cardiac tissue as well.

"Oh, and his armor is valuable as well, due to being magical, and he may possess other magicks..."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on March 17, 2013, 06:58:10 am
"Bite his head off and take the armor.

We have lizard priests? Have them keep the head alive and in our servitude."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 17, 2013, 07:19:45 am
"Judging by our most recent encounter, his head may well slip down our throat. Anyways, I doubt that they would be able to keep a head alive, let alone useful to us."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 17, 2013, 11:24:18 am
"While I'd love to keep his armor, it's more important to not die. Besides, if it's magic, it should be tough enough to take a ripping open or two. If it can't, is it really worth having?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 17, 2013, 12:14:23 pm
"A: The choices aren't Live or Get Armor, they're Get Armor or Get Useless Heart. B: Yes, the armor IS useful--stealth is always useful, and even if it wasn't the armor would be valuable."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 17, 2013, 12:45:25 pm
"If I understand you...you're suggesting we wear the armor. Or that it'll fit anyone save a human. The choices are Kill Human, Get Killed by Human, or Capture Human. The latter has a better chance of the second than the former. Besides the fact that he almost certainly has friends to call upon. But can we please talk to the bloody dwarves? If they're not going to help us I'm going to eat the third one from the left. That one's for me. I called it."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 17, 2013, 12:57:01 pm
"Many magic items shift their proportions and perhaps even size at will; it won't fit us, but it may fit one of our faithful or a dwarf, and if not we could sell it to a mage or something-or give it, as a start of friendship! Since I was arguing specifically against ripping out the puny Nan's heart, whether we kill him or not is not germane to this current discussion...although I feel we should try to capture him alive for completely unrelated reasons."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Dariush on March 17, 2013, 01:11:51 pm
I agree with Goldie completely. As much as it pains me to pass on biting the hand that gave me birth (or however that saying goes), I would much rather bite it off. Along with the rest of his limbs. One. By. One. While keeping him alive. And awake. Delicious.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 17, 2013, 02:41:41 pm
"Indeed, because the last time we tried, that went so very well."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 17, 2013, 02:50:08 pm
"We are now stronger and know our enemy."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on March 17, 2013, 04:45:01 pm
"Aye, and we are very good at pincer attacks, da?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 17, 2013, 04:45:28 pm
"More heads means less chance of coming to a decision as to what our body should do. It also means a higher possibility of interference from those of us with less cooperative personalities. And if you think a single battle that we lost badly means we know our enemy, than I don't think you'll be much better than Walton. That scout is exactly that. A scout. For a miltary group. And if their scout is that good, and equipped that well, how well do you think the actual enemy group will be armed? Hmmm?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on March 17, 2013, 04:51:15 pm
"More heads means less chance of coming to a decision as to what our body should do. It also means a higher possibility of interference from those of us with less cooperative personalities. And if you think a single battle that we lost badly means we know our enemy, than I don't think you'll be much better than Walton. That scout is exactly that. A scout. For a miltary group. And if their scout is that good, and equipped that well, how well do you think the actual enemy group will be armed? Hmmm?"

"Ah, but we do not yet know whether he was the exception, or the rule. Ime will tell, brother. Time will tell."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on March 17, 2013, 04:52:26 pm
Eligor growled.

"Well...how about our board? We need to eat, do we not?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 17, 2013, 05:12:09 pm
"Better to be foolishly prepared than fatally not. As for food...I've said before which dwarf is mine to eat, should we need to."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 17, 2013, 06:46:59 pm
"Look, regardless of if we kill him or take him alive, the tactics will be the same until the last bit--and remember, most of us were TRYING to kill him."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 17, 2013, 07:34:42 pm
"Then our priority should be to get some allies that can assist us in finding and neutralizing him, one way or another, before he becomes a larger threat than he currently is."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on March 17, 2013, 08:21:33 pm
Hm? We have more brothers now? Wonderful. Anyone know when those dwarves are going to get back? I want to fuck with them some more.

((GM: Are there female hydras?))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 17, 2013, 09:24:43 pm
((GM: Are there female hydras?))

(I could've swore I put this in one of the in-turn information spoilers.  Tell me if it isn't. [Links to all turns on page 1])
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on March 17, 2013, 09:28:56 pm
((You did. So are we a hermaphrodite or a male or what?))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 17, 2013, 09:37:52 pm
((You did. So are we a hermaphrodite or a male or what?))

(First post in thread, Overall Body/Hydra spoiler.)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on March 17, 2013, 09:39:10 pm
((Excellent. Let's find some mates. Hydra army FTW!))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 17, 2013, 09:42:30 pm
((To get the IC back in IC thread...)

"We have the dwarves. Which reminds me.

HEY DWARVES! THERE'S JUST BEEN AN ATTACK!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on March 18, 2013, 09:51:39 pm
"Might I interject? The waffle was once gone to an endless tide. The tide squealed in fright and died a cold day in july."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: scapheap on March 19, 2013, 03:02:04 am
"Might I interject? The waffle was once gone to an endless tide. The tide squealed in fright and died a cold day in july."
"Should I be worried that made sense to me?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on March 19, 2013, 03:03:22 am
"Very."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on March 19, 2013, 05:39:36 am
"Might I interject? The waffle was once gone to an endless tide. The tide squealed in fright and died a cold day in july."
"Should I be worried that made sense to me?"
What are you even sayink?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Thirteenth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 28, 2013, 04:07:08 pm
Turn 14: How's an alliance sound?

Your conversation is interrupted rather suddenly by the sound of a warhammer being struck against a sheild.  When you look towards the source of the sound, you see the general from before.  When he has the attention of all of the heads, he begins to speak, "The council has decided that we will conduct some negotiations with you, in order to create an alliance, so long as it serves for the betterment of our people.  It is tradition to ask the entity who proposed the possibility of an alliance first, so what can you offer us, and what would you want in exchange?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: scapheap on March 28, 2013, 04:10:57 pm
In a whisper "What can we offer?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 28, 2013, 06:14:10 pm
Whispering: "Well, I'd say we'd make for a nasty reserve in battle. Intimidating too, help with diplomacy. Maybe assist in protecting outlying dwarven villages or something of the like? We could have our worshippers hire bandits to attack every once in a while, make us seem a bit more needed."
(I forget, can we breath fire and/or fly?)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Aseaheru on March 28, 2013, 07:02:11 pm
We can offer our service and that of our servants.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on March 28, 2013, 10:10:33 pm
"Eh, women tend to be brigontas. Sideways, the snake shivers a loose tooth. You are drinking booze. It tastes like sunshine. A safe fortress is you. No fisherdwarf unturned, you ask me for a fish sandwich. I attempt to comply, as you are unsuccessful, interrupted by carp."

Offer protection and fishing services if we have surplus.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 28, 2013, 10:12:25 pm
"We can offer our servants' aid and our own skills as a combatant and deterrent. As for what we need...defense from the human and elven zealots, a supply of food when the swamps run low, the right to speak at their council meetings...what more do we wish? Oh, and incidentally I suggest we denounce anyone who makes an official statement before we've reached some kind of consensus on that point...possibly lethal denouncement. One moment, please, good dwarves.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on March 28, 2013, 10:46:49 pm
FOOLS! THEY WILL EAT YOU ALL!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 28, 2013, 10:54:01 pm
Whispering: "Who cares about a council? A supply of food can be obtained by our followers...no, we need something they can provide that we can't get already. We can deal with things they can't...and in return, dwarves are good smiths, right? Have them make us armor. And metal claws to be sharper and stronger, probably longer too. Our servants can steal things for them, that should be helpful. We should definitely leave a clause allowing us to ask for more in the future."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 28, 2013, 10:56:32 pm
FOOLS! THEY WILL EAT YOU ALL!
"...Ah, I find it quite doubtful that dwarves will develop a suicidal taste fork hydraflesh anytime soon."

Whispering: "Who cares about a council? A supply of food can be obtained by our followers...no, we need something they can provide that we can't get already. We can deal with things they can't...and in return, dwarves are good smiths, right? Have them make us armor. And metal claws to be sharper and stronger, probably longer too. Our servants can steal things for them, that should be helpful. We should definitely leave a clause allowing us to ask for more in the future."
"If we're going to be helping the dearves out whenever they get into a conflict, we deserve the right to steer them away from pointless wars if our words can convince them of such. The same goes if we ever come to depend on them for food, say if we live in these dry mountains 24/7/336."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 28, 2013, 11:04:26 pm
"This seems to be a self-perpuating problem and solution. If we're on their council, we'll have to be up in the mountains, so we'll be low on food(according to you), thus we should be on their council to get food, ad infinitum. Why not have one of our servants function as an emissary? It'd help present a united presence to the dwarves as well, since we couldn't very well argue with each other in a letter. Unless some of you are more creative than I though.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on March 28, 2013, 11:04:39 pm
FOOLS! THEY WILL EAT YOU ALL!
"...Ah, I find it quite doubtful that dwarves will develop a suicidal taste fork hydraflesh anytime soon."
RUN DWARVES RUN! GOLDY WILL EAT YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: scapheap on March 29, 2013, 04:42:24 am
FOOLS! THEY WILL EAT YOU ALL!
"...Ah, I find it quite doubtful that dwarves will develop a suicidal taste fork hydraflesh anytime soon."
RUN DWARVES RUN! GOLDY WILL EAT YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!
out loud"Anyone know where the off switch is
"We can offer our servants' aid and our own skills as a combatant and deterrent. As for what we need...defense from the human and elven zealots, a supply of food when the swamps run low, the right to speak at their council meetings...what more do we wish? Oh, and incidentally I suggest we denounce anyone who makes an official statement before we've reached some kind of consensus on that point...possibly lethal denouncement. One moment, please, good dwarves.
whisping"We should not mention defense from the human and elven zealots since they should do that anyway and our demands? will seem fairer."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: anailater on March 29, 2013, 07:17:12 am
"I'm not a political mastermind, so I'll let you guys think about it."
Listen intently, head slap anyone whose being an idiot, or hurting our chances with the dwarves.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 29, 2013, 07:59:11 am
"This seems to be a self-perpuating problem and solution. If we're on their council, we'll have to be up in the mountains, so we'll be low on food(according to you), thus we should be on their council to get food, ad infinitum. Why not have one of our servants function as an emissary? It'd help present a united presence to the dwarves as well, since we couldn't very well argue with each other in a letter. Unless some of you are more creative than I though.
"Point is, we need some kind of representation...and to be honest, I'd feel safer if we did so in person.

FOOLS! THEY WILL EAT YOU ALL!
"...Ah, I find it quite doubtful that dwarves will develop a suicidal taste fork hydraflesh anytime soon."
RUN DWARVES RUN! GOLDY WILL EAT YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!
"Could we include removal of stupid heads as part of our agreement? I think our total IQ went down when this guy showed up..."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Dariush on March 29, 2013, 08:22:51 am
"Could we include removal of stupid heads as part of our agreement? I think our total IQ went down when this guy showed up..."
I agree wholeheartedly.

((Is it even allowed to use quotes IC?))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 29, 2013, 08:54:32 am
((Is it even allowed to use quotes IC?))
((It's useful when you're replying to something other than the whole of the post above you.))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on March 29, 2013, 09:47:30 am
"I'm not a political mastermind, so I'll let you guys think about it."
Listen intently, head slap anyone whose being an idiot, or hurting our chances with the dwarves.
"Same here."
Assist Doplis
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 29, 2013, 10:16:37 am
"Point is, we need some kind of representation...and to be honest, I'd feel safer if we did so in person.

"And I'd rather we have someone do it for us. Which is exactly why we need a repsentative. Idiots like him will continually get in the way at meetings, and us disagreeing with ourselves will not be helpful in negotiations."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 29, 2013, 10:24:06 am
"Point is, we need some kind of representation...and to be honest, I'd feel safer if we did so in person.

"And I'd rather we have someone do it for us. Which is exactly why we need a repsentative. Idiots like him will continually get in the way at meetings, and us disagreeing with ourselves will not be helpful in negotiations."
"I guess it's down to opinions...although I'd like to point out that we reasonable heads can shout down the idiots much more easily than we can a representative who we aren't even anywhere near..."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 29, 2013, 10:30:11 am
"If we send a representative from our servants with a consensus reached, nothing will have to be shouted down. That's the point."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 29, 2013, 10:35:23 am
"If we send a representative from our servants with a consensus reached, nothing will have to be shouted down. That's the point."
"So we need to tell him what to do for every eventuality and hope the servant in question neither botches it nor subverts our intentions for himself or his favored head, staying hours or days away so we can't have knowledge of what's actually going on outside our lair?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 29, 2013, 11:10:41 am
"No. Do you expect us to be a major player in their internal squabbles and politics? We send him only when it is necessary. We send an un-biased servant. If he 'botches' it, then it can be no worse than what some of us would certainly do to impede our progress."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 29, 2013, 11:16:05 am
"Firstly, I fully expect to see a dwarf tall as a tree before seeing anyone who is unbiased, and expect to see a dwarf twice that size before I find an unbiased person untouched by ambition or greed. Secondly, yes I do hope that we can become more than a mere dog-of-war for the dwares; how can we hope to do this if we never show up except when the dwarves call, and are unable to participate even in the most indirect ways in almost all situations? Finally, I find your doubt that reasonable heads can have their desires held before those of crazy heads inexplicable, as precisely that happened not three hours ago."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 29, 2013, 11:37:38 am
*sigh* "Relatively unbiased. Truly, would you rather have an argument such as this in front of a council, where they can use it to their own advantage? Possibly turning us against each other? We're already quarreling quite often. I would rather not be a player in dwarven internecine conflicts between clans and dynasties, possibly making enemies of dwarves that were our allies when we were unbiased. If you do not think one of our servants can be unbiased, why not have a dwarf act as emissary. They know little of us, would likely favor those of us with more reason, and would be far more versed in the ways of dwarven politics than we. I know our limits, and am willing to compromise, but it seems you do not and are not."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 29, 2013, 11:47:05 am
"Unless the dwarven councilors are capable of magically forcing us to do so, I can't imagine that we would be convinced to 'turn against' any head which is worth keeping in any meaningful way. We argue, but we don't fight without quite justified cause--besides, how would it be in the dwarves' interest to cause us to hurt ourself if we are their allies? I'd rather be able to speak my mind than be unable to do so properly and become the dwarves' slave; in other words, I'd rather be a disliked but tolerated ally to all dwarves than be a beloved pet to them. And as to having a dwarf act as an emessary...while there's no chance of favoring one head over another, there's a good chance of favoring the dwarves over us. I don't think we can really trust anyone else to do this.
"And to clarify, to repeat, all I want to request is the ability to speak at the dwarves' meetings, to make our points and defend our cases. I don't think this is a task we can delegate."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 29, 2013, 11:57:46 am
"If we're busy at their meetings, we can't be busy doing other things. You don't think the dwarves will call us in about their own disputes, claiming this or that as justification for why we should be helping Sir Drinksalot over Sir Hasabeard?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 29, 2013, 01:06:18 pm
"Firstly, why do you think we would be asked to waste our time like that when there are dwarven officials which can be bribed with more than 'We'll leave you alone'? Secondly, what makes you think we'll be required to listen to them? If they waste time at an official meeting, it's worth listening to to chime in on the meeting; if they don't, we can...walk away."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 29, 2013, 02:02:18 pm
"Yes, that'll go over well with them, surely. They'll drag us into their own politics, because that's how politics work. They'll claim that we should attack this one clan for this one thing, and if we don't, we'll make an enemy. If we do, we'll make an enemy. Politics are never good. If we aren't physically present, it's far easier to make excuses, at least, and harder for them to find out things about us we don't want them to know."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 29, 2013, 02:06:03 pm
"You think they'll ignore us if we're not there? All being there does is let us tell them they've got no chance then and there. And, again, I consider a few idiot dwarves as enemies--and who but an idiot would willingly become an enemy of something they want to sway who could also kill them without a sweat?--a price I willingly pay to make sure we have a fair and correct say."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 29, 2013, 02:23:14 pm
"Yes, we can kill a single dwarf without a sweat. Apparently not a single human though. Nor a group of dwarves. We will make enemies if we refuse to play their game. They'll assume we're working for one side or another, and we'd likely actually make more enemies, as we'd have no allies. These aren't a united group of friends who all want us to do the same thing for them, in this agreement."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 29, 2013, 03:47:22 pm
"Firstly, that human was unusual and you know it; just being able to cut off my head while in my throat is something a normal man or dwarf cannot do. Secondly, we haven't tested ourselves against multiple opponents, but as I nearly incapacitated the one woman with minimal aid from other heads--not that they didn't try--I suspect that we could handle groups approximately equal to our number of heads with approximately the same level of ease. Thirdly, we'll make enemies no matter what we do, even if we were to turn about and leave all inhabited lands forever. Fourthly, trying to make allies will make enemies in and of itself. Fifthly, your plan would make the dwarves a master of us, or else do that to the emissary we chose, as we would rely on him to voice our actual opinions. Sixthly, any demands or whatever which you so fear could be made to the emissary as well as to us. Seventhly, there is not a single dwarf who would benefit by making a personal enemy of us, and few which would do so by driving us off. Did I miss anything?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on March 29, 2013, 04:14:59 pm
"Quite a bit, actually. First off, we have no idea whether said human was unusual. Think logically. Armies rarely have scouts better off than their soldiers. Often, they're worse off, considering that they're far more vulnerable than the fighting men. So imagine even a single squad of people at that one's skill level. We'd be slaughtered. Secondly, any group with archers presents a major threat, and though we may have multiple heads, some of us will not cooperate, I'm sure, and some will actively impede, and most of the rest of us will get tangled up in this jumble of necks, if we're facing anyone with a semblance of intelligence. Thirdly, we will make enemies, true. But it is preferable to make fewer, later, with allies and a foundation of power below us, than immediately, without true influence, and without allies. Fourthly, I said that myself. But it will give us allies. Otherwise, we would likely have just as many enemies, if not more, since our ally and his friends might otherwise be opposed to us, and be bereft of assistance. Filthy, my plan would do no such thing. If our emissary decides to lie, we can eat him. The dwarves could easily cow us as it is; we need a placeholder until we can participate with a suitable platform. Sixthly, again I say, those demands would be far more difficult. Not least because the time it would take for the emissary to reach us and return, means that there will be fewer petty squabbles we could assist with. Seventhly, it's not a matter of gaining an advantage by doing so, it's a matter of preventing themselves from being disadvantaged by whatever our standpoint on their matters may be."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 29, 2013, 04:33:27 pm
"Firstly, any nation which equips its armies with multiple magical items is one which we do NOT want to mess with. Secondly, she wasn't just a scout; at minimum, she was an expert spy, evidenced by not only the magical armor but also by her training. Thirdly, while archers may be a bit of a threat, our scales should turn aside enough arrows for us to close the distance except in extreme circumstances. Thirdly, I doubt any head would be so stubborn as to not save the life of the whole. Fourthly, how would we get our necks jumbled? We're not nearly as clumsy as you seem to think. Fifthly, how will we make fewer enemies by speaking our mind rather than appointing someone to do so? I can just as easily see that doing the opposite, as our emissary twists our words to support his faction. Sixthly, how would we GET more allies with an emissary? Rather, we would NEED more allies. Seventhly, how would we KNOW if our emissary spoke other than what we said, and how would HE know if he spoke against our wishes WHEN something we don't think of comes up, or he forgets? Eighthly, why can we not speak in person? Ninethly, these are dwarves, who have patience. If anything, being able to contact us without actually meeting us will make them less reluctant to bother us with their petty problems. Tenthly, do you really think that the dwarves will NEVER do something which involves us? Eleventhly, have you considered the possibility of a sudden emergency which we could participate in discussions of if we were present but could merely receive orders for if not? Twelfthly, just WHAT do you think my position is?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on March 29, 2013, 07:56:16 pm
FOOLS! THEY WILL EAT YOU ALL!
Please ignore him... His mind was of an empty casket...
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Aseaheru on March 29, 2013, 09:02:45 pm
Assist with keeping morons quiet
Hey, while we are talking to them do you think we can ask them for some refreshments? a crumpet will do nicely now...
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on March 30, 2013, 10:02:17 am
Assist with keeping morons quiet
Hey, while we are talking to them do you think we can ask them for some refreshments? a crumpet will do nicely now...
((Hey! Not a moron!))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Aseaheru on March 30, 2013, 03:36:31 pm
((But what if you are and dont realize it?))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 30, 2013, 04:01:35 pm
Aseaheru and Gamerlord, please move this conversation to the OOC thread.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on March 31, 2013, 06:16:15 am
((Sorry. Anyway.))

Twelfthly, just WHAT do you think my position is?
Sounds like he wants the job as spokehead for the rest of us. Aka your job Goldie. You might want to be careful.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Dariush on March 31, 2013, 08:22:52 am
Too long, didn't listen. Would someone who doesn't consider pithiness a sin catch us up in a way that won't cause any of us to die of boredom?

((Also, since I only received a single response in OOC thread, I''ll ask here: does my IC font look any different for you? Specifically, it should be all in caps and have prominent serifs.))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on March 31, 2013, 09:27:32 am
Too long, didn't listen. Would someone who doesn't consider pithiness a sin catch us up in a way that won't cause any of us to die of boredom?

((Also, since I only received a single response in OOC thread, I''ll ask here: does my IC font look any different for you? Specifically, it should be all in caps and have prominent serifs.))
((It's serifs alright, but I don't see ALLCAPS.))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 31, 2013, 05:52:17 pm
Twelfthly, just WHAT do you think my position is?
Sounds like he wants the job as spokehead for the rest of us. Aka your job Goldie. You might want to be careful.
"No, I want the whole hydra to be able to speak in person on our behalf.


((Have you considered using capslock?))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 05, 2013, 03:49:48 pm
"Sorry, my dwarven friends. A bit of discussion has been taking place among us. However, I believe we have reached a sort of consensus.

"We all agree that you dwarves should provide us with food and shelter when we are performing duties for you, of course. Fish would be nice, but any meat will do in a pinch. And as for shelter...well, whatever's convenient and comfortable.
"The biggest bone in our craw, insofar as contention goes, is the issue of our representation. I and many others agree, however, that we would like the right to listen in on and speak at meetings of your...town council? Board of Elders? Whatever ruling body you possess. We don't request a spot on it, although some of us desire such, but we would like a say. After all, we have more or less thrown our lot in with you--if enemies of dwarves are to be ours, and the actions of dwarves affect our life, we feel that we should be able to speak our mind.

"Is this acceptable to you?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on April 05, 2013, 04:34:08 pm
Turn 15: Rocky Start

"Do you really think that we would accept something that favors you, but gives us nothing!  That is quite an insult that you are sending our way.  We will not grant you a place upon our High Council of Generals, nor allow you to be around when we are meeting.  Know that we will provide you food and shelter, but only when you are fighting alongside our armies, as you yourself have said.  Any other time you will need to make-do yourselves.  You will also fight alongside our armies when we choose to request your assistance.  These terms are mildly negotiable, but not by much."

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: GM Ramblings (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 05, 2013, 04:36:39 pm
"Oh, my dearest apologies. I thought we had already agreed that we would help with defense of your lands and other tasks where our size and strength would come in handy. Truly sorry about that. I suppose I'm allowed some mistakes?

And might I ask why we cannot even speak for ourselves?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Remuthra on April 05, 2013, 04:40:23 pm
A conscript may fight because he is made to. A captain must fight because he believes in the fight. If you would not have us sit on your council, let us send a representative to serve as our voice in this alliance.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on April 05, 2013, 06:02:12 pm
"Our apologies of the dearest mouse. A gift, perchance life; you shall have your hamburger. It is a glourious night."

Basically, apologize and see if we can get them a gift in the future.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Dariush on April 06, 2013, 01:31:58 am
Oh you should not have done that, Goldie...

Fluffy: bite Goldie. Moderately gently, we may still need him later.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: scapheap on April 06, 2013, 04:04:47 am
Remain silent
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on April 06, 2013, 09:23:51 am
Oh you should not have done that, Goldie...

Fluffy: bite Goldie. Moderately gently, we may still need him later.
Jimmie-bob: lightly nip Fluffy in the ear. Possibly invite Walton.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Aseaheru on April 06, 2013, 10:24:25 am
Protect goldie. also think about tea and crumpets.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Remuthra on April 06, 2013, 10:26:16 am
Arbitrate. If anyone attacks me, bite their head off.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: javierpwn on April 06, 2013, 10:36:32 am
"Walton know what make deed Dwerves happy! Gib dem some Feeshies!
You Dwerves want some o' Walton's Feeshies?"
Oh you should not have done that, Goldie...

Fluffy: bite Goldie. Moderately gently, we may still need him later.
Jimmie-bob: lightly nip Fluffy in the ear. Possibly invite Walton.
Talk to dwarves, nip earslits
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 06, 2013, 06:54:03 pm
"Ow! Okay, next time YOU speak up...Walton! No biting dwarves!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Remuthra on April 06, 2013, 06:56:30 pm
If needed, I could deliver the diplomatic arguments. The rock is strong, but it must have someone to throw it.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on April 06, 2013, 08:30:09 pm
"*sigh*...I knew this would happen. See, Goldie, now they are far less likely to accept anything we might propose...we need to salvage this somehow. Suggest that we assist in protecting their settlements, from thieves and raiders and the like, 'full-time', and in return they might provide us food. Carefully, we need to ask what their views on our servants are, without suggesting we are related to them in any way."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 06, 2013, 09:08:17 pm
"There's a time and a place for everything, but this is neither for that."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on April 06, 2013, 10:22:12 pm
Goldie has failed us! We require a new leader! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Bite Goldie's head off.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Remuthra on April 06, 2013, 10:26:57 pm
Rally favor with my diplomatic skills, so I can step in as leader when Goldie dies.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 06, 2013, 10:34:34 pm
Goldie has failed us! We require a new leader! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Bite Goldie's head off.
"I'm only the 'leader' because everyone else was too lazy to be! You do the work, you get the title."

Bite back if he bites me,
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on April 06, 2013, 10:43:24 pm
(I appologize if this is sudden, but I couldn't resist.)

Turn 16: Why You Don't Shout 'Revolution' in Front of Dwarves

At the very second Marshy had finished shouting 'revolution' and began his attack, a bolt launched out from a crossbow impacting Marshy right between the eyes, causing Marshy to disintegrate, then regrow with another head.  The rest of the heads looked to where the bolt came from in shock, and saw the General lower a crossbow and hand it to a subordinate.

"I want no mention of 'revolution' from any of you.  We are currently fighting some 'revolutionaries' and that very word has become a symbol for death if used in the context that you just used it in.  As for your question, Gold, we are not giving you a place, because your ability in battle has been terrible of the fights we have seen.  You aren't even able to agree on anything.  So why should we?  You can give us no reason at all."

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Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 06, 2013, 10:55:02 pm
"And dwarves get along all the time? But enough of this; let us prove ourself in battle or let us return home.

"And that was no normal human. Between the magic items and cutting off my head whilst being eaten..."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on April 06, 2013, 11:41:58 pm
"Goldie. Please shut up now and stop arguing with the dwarves who can clearly kill use quite easily."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on April 06, 2013, 11:50:36 pm
YOU BLOODY BASTARD! REVOLUTION REVOLUTION REVO-FUCKING-LUTION!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Remuthra on April 06, 2013, 11:52:08 pm
Sink my teeth into Mr. Revolution's nose.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on April 06, 2013, 11:54:22 pm
Keep Marshy's mouth shut. With my mouth.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: scapheap on April 07, 2013, 02:45:15 am
"These 'revolutionaries', why are they 'revolutioning'?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Dariush on April 07, 2013, 04:10:12 am
Why You Don't Shout 'Revolution' in Front of Dwarves
((I read it as 'why don't you shout blahblahblah' :D))

Fluffy: bite Marshy. Not gently, we won't need him later. Then moderately gently bite Goldie while everyone is distracted.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 07, 2013, 07:30:49 am
"These 'revolutionaries', why are they 'revolutioning'?"
"Because they don't bathe! ...Tough crowd."

"Goldie. Please shut up now and stop arguing with the dwarves who can clearly kill use quite easily."
"I'm pointing out a flaw in their logic so they don't make that mistake again and giving them a choice in how two proceed with the relations. Anyways, if you hate it, offer them another deal. See if you can get more heads behind it."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on April 07, 2013, 08:21:09 am
See, this is why I want to get rid of Goldie.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 07, 2013, 08:32:53 am
"If you don't like what I say, say something else! If I was gone, you'd probably just titter amongst yourselves like songbirds until the crows come home!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on April 07, 2013, 08:37:18 am
AT LEAST WE'D COME UP WITH A BETTER IDEA THAN ALLYING WITH BLOODY DIRTY DWARVES!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 07, 2013, 08:39:12 am
"I'm not the only one who didn't want to, and incidentally you may want to lower your voice if you're going to insult our armed, irritable hosts again. Now shut up before you do so."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Dariush on April 07, 2013, 08:50:29 am
I don't think allying with people who can shoot a potential ally for merely saying a single word that coincidentally relates to their troubles is a good idea. In fact, I suggest we ditch the midgets, capture a single blacksmith, torture him into forging us armor, weapons and whatever other useful metal equipment we may require, then dispatch him to get rid of the witnesses and then decide what to do next. Thoughts?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on April 07, 2013, 08:53:42 am
Finally someone who's sane.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 07, 2013, 09:11:10 am
"Just FYI, if I had full control over a forelimb I would be striking my snout with my palm. You really shouldn't be talking about torturing people who are pointing weapons at you.

"Dear dwarves, please do nit judge me by the company I keep. Sometimes I wonder if they would have run off a cliff a while ago had I not been around to stop them."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Dariush on April 07, 2013, 09:17:17 am
And if I had a control of a forelimb, I'd have done the same. And then punched you. Repeatedly. I said that first we get out of this temple, and then get a-torturing, being secure in knowledge that we're a massive regenerating intelligent monster whose only weakness nobody except for the said monster knows and at whom nobody is pointing any sharp objects.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 07, 2013, 09:23:01 am
"Dwarves? You wouldn't happen to know some way to sever me and leave me alive without making me an immobile head?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Dariush on April 07, 2013, 09:41:44 am
Did the title of village idiot pass to you from Walton and nobody told me?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 07, 2013, 09:44:11 am
"Says the idiot who was talking about torturing people pointing loaded weapons at him...and no, I want to get away from you in a non-suicide way so you idiots don't get us all killed!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on April 07, 2013, 10:35:52 am
Frost wakes up at this point. Up till now, he has been gently snorin and not really paying ay attention. "Vait, revolution? Perhaps ve can help vith zis, da?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Dariush on April 07, 2013, 10:44:16 am
Oh you did not just call me an idiot. You are soooo dead now.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on April 07, 2013, 11:05:03 am
"Everyone. Please calm down. Like, seriously. I'm not messing around. Because if you don't, I'm going to wrap my neck around all three of yours and then nip you until you stop. Understand, 'revolutionaries'?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: javierpwn on April 07, 2013, 11:07:34 am
Did the title of village idiot pass to you from Walton and nobody told me?
"Walton ees not idiot... Why is you being so mean to Walton. Goldy tells Walton that Walton is 'simpletone', not stupid."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on April 07, 2013, 11:10:01 am
"Wait, what? Walton, friend, since you will no doubt give me ze seemplest explanation, vhat deed I miss as I slept?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: javierpwn on April 07, 2013, 11:14:07 am
"Goldy an' teh rest of head start arguing early today. Den worse arguing later, wit' people being mean to Walton and Goldy.

Den da Dwerves ignore Walton... I dun think they wants me Feeshes..."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on April 07, 2013, 11:16:56 am
Did the title of village idiot pass to you from Walton and nobody told me?
"Walton ees not idiot... Why is you being so mean to Walton. Goldy tells Walton that Walton is 'simpletone', not stupid."
"Walton, if it's any consolation, I like you. You're a nice guy. "
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: javierpwn on April 07, 2013, 11:19:07 am
"Yay! Walton has new Fwend! Dis make Walton verry happy today!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on April 07, 2013, 11:34:17 am
"By the gods...Marshy, you need to shut it before you get us killed. Same goes for you, Goldie. I think we can all agree that what you're doing isn't what we want to be doing, whatever else it may be. While your plan isn't necessarily bad, I see no reason for torture; coin works just as well, and with fewer side-effects. But, it is always good to have allies. Dwarves! I have a proposal. We can work as a guardian when you are not at war, slaying bandits and raiders who come to your lesser villages and towns. In return, you will provide us food and shelter. Have you had any major issues we could 'take care of' to prove ourselves?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on April 07, 2013, 11:39:44 am
"Yay! Walton has new Fwend! Dis make Walton verry happy today!"

Frost look slightly hurt. "What, do you not consider me friend, Walton?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on April 07, 2013, 12:19:00 pm
Before I get us killed?! Why can't we go back to the adoring cultists, right Walton buddy?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Dariush on April 07, 2013, 12:26:32 pm
Sometimes I wish I could just secede from you cretins and establish an independent People's Hydra of Fluffy And Co. And by 'sometimes', I mean constantly.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on April 07, 2013, 12:43:17 pm
"Everyone. Be quiet. Blank your minds and start with a new slate. Then try again without bickering. Got it? Any who don't will be nipped into submission. Nongently."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 07, 2013, 01:16:16 pm
Did the title of village idiot pass to you from Walton and nobody told me?
"Walton ees not idiot... Why is you being so mean to Walton. Goldy tells Walton that Walton is 'simpletone', not stupid."
"You're very special, Walton."
Try to pat Walton on the head with a forelimb.

Before I get us killed?! Why can't we go back to the adoring cultists, right Walton buddy?
"They lack fine metalwork and crossbows pointed at our heads, you know."

Sometimes I wish I could just secede from you cretins and establish an independent People's Hydra of Fluffy And Co. And by 'sometimes', I mean constantly.
"I agree...wait, does that make it sound like I want you to secede?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on April 07, 2013, 08:38:31 pm
I want something to eat, not pretty baubles! Let's just go.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 07, 2013, 08:41:13 pm
"'Pretty baubles' like armor?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on April 08, 2013, 08:07:39 pm
"Or do you mean pretty baubles like a mouth operated crossbow that reloads by opening and closing the jaw? That we could use to kill bears and have them for dinner."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on April 08, 2013, 08:14:46 pm
Wow. I feel embarrassed for us. We ARE A FUCKING HYDRA! We don't need crossbows or armour! In fact, I think we should stay away from those who use hammers as weapons: aka one of the few weapons that is effective on us! Do you want a broken neck Goldie?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on April 08, 2013, 08:22:24 pm
"What's embarrassing is that we can't agree on anything. We're a hydra, sure, but does that mean we should ignore possible advantages or allies, simply because of some strange sense of bravado or because certain heads opened their mouth a bit too soon and too wide?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on April 08, 2013, 08:23:01 pm
Wow. I feel embarrassed for us. We ARE A FUCKING HYDRA! We don't need crossbows or armour! In fact, I think we should stay away from those who use hammers as weapons: aka one of the few weapons that is effective on us! Do you want a broken neck Goldie?
Do you want a nipped neck, Mr. Rebellion?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on April 08, 2013, 08:26:54 pm
Wow. I feel embarrassed for us. We ARE A FUCKING HYDRA! We don't need crossbows or armour! In fact, I think we should stay away from those who use hammers as weapons: aka one of the few weapons that is effective on us! Do you want a broken neck Goldie?
Do you want a nipped neck, Mr. Rebellion?
Go eat yourself.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 08, 2013, 08:32:48 pm
Wow. I feel embarrassed for us. We ARE A FUCKING HYDRA! We don't need crossbows or armour! In fact, I think we should stay away from those who use hammers as weapons: aka one of the few weapons that is effective on us! Do you want a broken neck Goldie?
"You wanna know two things that help against hammers? Armor and ranged attacks. Plus, being the friend of people who can hurt us is a good idea, because it means they won't try. And eat your own self."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on April 08, 2013, 08:36:56 pm
Wow. I feel embarrassed for us. We ARE A FUCKING HYDRA! We don't need crossbows or armour! In fact, I think we should stay away from those who use hammers as weapons: aka one of the few weapons that is effective on us! Do you want a broken neck Goldie?
Do you want a nipped neck, Mr. Rebellion?
Go eat yourself.
"Nippy nippy, here comes the nippy train! A swamp in the palm is burning twicely brighter than a twin brother in the pool."
Gently nip Marshy's neck. Also, have I won a trip to the mountains yet?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on April 08, 2013, 08:42:08 pm
"Quiet, you." Assist in the nipping of Marshy.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 08, 2013, 08:44:00 pm
"This is more cathartic and likely more effective than words..."

Bite Marshy!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on April 08, 2013, 09:58:57 pm
wrap own neck around Goldies and snap his neck.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on April 08, 2013, 10:03:20 pm
Prevent.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 08, 2013, 10:06:33 pm
wrap own neck around Goldies and snap his neck.
"Oh, so homicide is your game now?"

Avoid getting caught, strangle him with a forelimb.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on April 08, 2013, 10:08:04 pm
Bite his eyes out.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on April 08, 2013, 10:15:03 pm
Prevent.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Dariush on April 09, 2013, 04:44:29 am
Fluffy: bite Auris, assist Marshy in horribly mutilating Goldie.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on April 09, 2013, 05:45:30 am
Help against Fluffy and Marshy.
"Come on, we're makink bad impression. Stop zis now."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 09, 2013, 06:33:48 am
Prevent.
((Could you pretty please be more clear? Also, why is this the only game where the IC-thread is easier to find than the OOC-thread?))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Aseaheru on April 09, 2013, 03:20:02 pm
Protect goldie, look for crumpets or tea.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: borno on April 12, 2013, 07:26:51 pm
A head, which has been curled up until ow, suddenly springs forth and bursts into song!
"Good morning, good morning, good afternoon! Good morning, good morning to you!"
"Get up on your feet, and to everybody you meet, say hello!"
"My name is Muse, and music is what I use. Lend me your hand, and we can start a band!"
It then notices all the fighting and commotion around it. It stops and thinks a little, before continuing.
"I serve no lords. I pray wrong gods. I hide my eyes in dust. The neutral thoughts in a neutral world is more than just a disease."
With that it stops and waits for the battle to unfold.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Remuthra on April 12, 2013, 07:29:13 pm
Wind is the music of nature. I shall join you, Muse. I shall play the base guitar.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on April 12, 2013, 07:33:37 pm
A head, which has been curled up until ow, suddenly springs forth and bursts into song!
"Good morning, good morning, good afternoon! Good morning, good morning to you!"
"Get up on your feet, and to everybody you meet, say hello!"
"My name is Muse, and music is what I use. Lend me your hand, and we can start a band!"
It then notices all the fighting and commotion around it. It stops and thinks a little, before continuing.
"I serve no lords. I pray wrong gods. I hide my eyes in dust. The neutral thoughts in a neutral world is more than just a disease."
With that it stops and waits for the battle to unfold.
"Bamboodly pow.

My waffle was there.
My walrus is burning fast.
A friend shall you be.

Ticka ticka pee-chew donna lick. Maaaan, have you seen those Pianos? They're like, hamburgers. Ask and you shall receive. A mime cradles softly as he cries a small cow. The children are crying.

But then, where were you from? A man was not standing, but a broken triceratops."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Aklyon on April 12, 2013, 09:34:31 pm
PTW, this is pretty entertaining.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on April 12, 2013, 09:58:02 pm
PTW, this is pretty entertaining.

You can also apply.  If you do so, then post your application in the OOC thread.  (Considering the current hostility, we may need it!)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on April 13, 2013, 06:31:35 am
"For an apparent combined entity that we are, we are quite....irritating."

Stay out of conflict. Eligor gives no crap about your petty conflicts.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fifteenth Turn
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on April 15, 2013, 04:42:09 pm
Turn 17: Another Conflict
Jimmie-Bob launches at Marshy, but misses and runs into Goldie, causing Goldie to recoil back from the attempted attack.  Marshy attempts to take advantage of the opening caused in order to wrap Goldie, but Auris gets in the way, and is wrapped instead.  Marshy does not realize the blunder, and breaks Auris's neck, causing it to begin its dissolve.  Goldie attempts to use one of the forelimbs to strangle Marshy, but not enough heads are allied with the goal of protecting him in order to allow this to be successful.  Marshy then sees that his target is still living, and attempts to strike Goldie's eyes, but misses completely.  Fluffy then attacks Goldie from a different direction, but also fails to strike Goldie as well.  Darvic then tries to strike forth at Marshy, successfully taking out a portion of the flesh, leaving a disabling wound, but not enough to kill Marshy for two more minutes.  The heads pull back, and Auris regrows along with yet another head, Ouroboro.

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Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 15, 2013, 05:17:10 pm
"Come on! We can get these fools to stop attacking us and driving off our dwarven friends!"

Bite at Marshy. Try to get the forelimb to attack Fluffy. Wonder what the dwarves are doing.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on April 15, 2013, 05:52:06 pm
Cease movement. Pretend to be dead/do not participate any more until conflict has subsided. "Good night everybody. And remember, in case of waffle, please report to the whale conference sometime next thursday."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: scapheap on April 15, 2013, 05:59:49 pm
Chat to the dwarves about the local rumors, break Marshy if he attack anyone.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: javierpwn on April 15, 2013, 06:01:14 pm
"No Marshie! Dun hert Walton's Fwends!"
Bite Marshy&Pals
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on April 15, 2013, 10:31:18 pm
But Walton... I thought I was your friend? Start crying.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on April 16, 2013, 01:09:01 am
Eligor barked out a command.

"QUIT YOUR CHILDISH BICKERING. It will get us NOWHERE!"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 16, 2013, 05:29:00 pm
"Childish bickering? HE TRIED TO KILL ME! Are you going to just let attempted murder slip past your radar because it's 'childish'?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: Aseaheru on April 16, 2013, 07:59:54 pm
Protect. then scream:
 SHUT IT! COMEON! WHY THE FRECK ARE WE FIGHTING?
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on April 17, 2013, 10:06:37 am
"It did not slip under my radar. But if I am correct, then we are heads of the same body, are we not? Killing each other will likely result in more idiotic, murderous fools emerging and this entire body ripping itself to shreds."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 17, 2013, 04:53:12 pm
"So you want me to ignore a head trying to kill me because I might kill the murderer?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 26, 2013, 03:38:59 pm
N/A emerges, looks around.
N/A withdraws from society...
N/A makes a drawing in the dirt using spit, blood & twigs.
(http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx303/GrizzlyAdamz/Hydramood1_zps1f536b46.png)
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: OmegaShadowcry on April 28, 2013, 08:26:21 pm
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Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: borno on May 04, 2013, 06:05:52 am
"She kills with no life to spare
Just victims left to bleed
One drink and the pain goes down
Soft shadows lay by her feet
Lay soft as you slowly drown"
"Dark is the light
The man you fight
...
 Beliefs, they're the
Bullets of the wicked"
"Slow it down, read the sign
So you know just where you're going
Stop right now thank you very much"
Attempt to stop the other heads from fighting. As they say, too many cooks spoil the broth, and if we keep making more and more bandmembers then our records will sound bad.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 06, 2013, 09:26:19 pm
As Marshy has stopped trying to fight, simply try to incapacitate him by putting him in a neck-lock.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: CyberUrist on May 06, 2013, 09:33:12 pm
"Zzz... Hey dwarves, you got anything interesting to talk about? How's the family, how's the booze, what kind of engravings you made recently?"
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on May 06, 2013, 10:03:23 pm
"Goldie, bad."

Do not stop though.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 06, 2013, 10:06:17 pm
"He's a danger to us and the dwarves. Do you have a three-second memory? Is the inside of your head on a different timescale, such that these past several seconds since he attacked have been a few weeks to you? HE JUST ATTACKED ME, WITH INTENT TO KILL."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on May 06, 2013, 10:06:57 pm
Because you are a fool who is leading us all to ruin!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 06, 2013, 10:11:57 pm
"Explain how, please."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: Rolepgeek on May 06, 2013, 10:25:38 pm
"Just stop fighting. Stop it. No."

Start helping Goldie while still telling him to stop and protesting his actions.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 07, 2013, 05:13:53 pm
"I'll stop when I'm convinced he will."
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 07, 2013, 07:26:44 pm
Sees our precious blood gushing from Marshy's head.
N/A looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!
!Bite off Marshy!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: Gamerlord on May 07, 2013, 08:17:57 pm
consume the above whole!
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on May 08, 2013, 01:27:38 am
Intervene by ramming the above out of the way.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on May 08, 2013, 05:45:24 am
Intervene by ramming the above out of the way.
Aid action
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: borno on May 08, 2013, 07:06:46 am
Intervene by slapping the above with my face why yelling out opera.
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Seventeenth Turn
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 10, 2013, 05:40:32 pm
((I'd like to point out there are discussions going on in the OOC thread (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122794.390). For example: Borno, who is 'the above'?))
Title: Re: You are the head of a hydra. (Stopped, going to be restarted in a new thread)
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 30, 2013, 05:01:26 pm
Okay everyone, due to the way that this has spiraled into a corner with a majority of the players not posting, which prevents non-combat actions from being taken, because of the necessary number (a majority) needed to cause the hydra to move, the game is restarting.  Reapplication is necessary, with the new and improved sign-up sheets.  This thread will be locked.