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NJW2000

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Intermission - 9/9 - Game Over!
« on: October 13, 2023, 10:27:56 am »

The mafia subforum collapses.


The walls of the Imperial palace crash and splinter as a tsunami destroys the temple, sweeping away Onyx Cabal and Jade Council loyalists alike. The wave devours the desert town, picking up tumbleweed, horses, carts and buildings, tearing the walls of the casino asunder to reveal Max, Jack and Knightwing sitting around a poker table and gambling the payouts from their own life insurance policies. The rushing flood sweeps across the nursery beds and swamps unready games, leaving fresh votecounts, panicked dwarves and unpicked roles bobbing in its wake.


The few survivors huddle together on an unsteady raft of policy wagons, gambits snapping at their toes and lurkers drifting far below.


Mephansteras picks his way across the wreckage, mandibles chattering with distaste, his many limbs balanced delicately on a multitude of flotsam.


"All is not lost, and the subforum may yet be saved. One among you will be chosen to restore life and order to the subforum."


"Only the strongest and most devious among you are worthy of this power, and only one is capable of wielding it against the saboteurs, brigands and opportunists who will take advantage of this disaster to jump the divinely ordained Queue, or start games that barely count as social deduction based, let alone mafia, I mean Jesus Christ what even is-"


"There is not much time. Let the tournament begin."





The rules:

The game requires at least three people.

When the game starts, all players send me a personal message with a single positive integer (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and so on).

If any two players send the same integer, they are both excluded from the game.

Once all players have sent a number, the non-excluded player that sent the lowest number wins.

If all players are excluded, the game is declared a draw and players are encouraged to blame FoU.

Talk as much as you like about what you sent in the thread.


Signups close when I stop taking players.
« Last Edit: October 15, 2023, 05:43:48 am by NJW2000 »
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EuchreJack

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Re: Intermission - ?/?
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2023, 11:40:13 am »

IN!

Although honestly, I will be playing to be excluded.
Let the (pre) game begin!

TricMagic

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Re: Intermission - ?/?
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2023, 12:02:13 pm »

IN. By nature, I shall pick 7.
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Re: Intermission - ?/?
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2023, 01:25:20 pm »

I mean, I already had the next slot, you just gotta wait for me to finish draining my body weight in miscellaneous skull goo every day.

I'm going to join with 2. Does anyone dare challenge me?
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Re: Intermission - ?/?
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2023, 02:42:37 pm »

In. I will also pick 2.
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The Canadian kitten

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Re: Intermission - ?/?
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2023, 05:45:45 pm »

IN
I will make sure someone gets excluded because of me
So, 7 it is!
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Re: Intermission - ?/?
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2023, 05:48:29 pm »

In
I'm calling 13!
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: Intermission - ?/?
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2023, 07:06:21 pm »

In.

Bet I'm somehow scum despite there not being any scum here.
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Generic Arms Race.

Would you like to play a game of Mafia? The subforum is always open to new players.

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Re: Intermission - ?/?
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2023, 07:51:35 pm »

In
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Re: Intermission - ?/?
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2023, 02:21:30 am »

In

I will choose a prime number.
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NJW2000

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Re: Intermission - 9/9
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2023, 07:14:49 am »

Signups closed.

Please send me your number now.
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NJW2000

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Re: Intermission - 9/9 - Game Over!
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2023, 05:43:37 am »

Game Finished!

The Canadian Kitten submitted: 7

Hector13 submitted: 3

All other players submitted 1 and were excluded.



Hector13 has won!




"Congratulations, Hector. Wield this power with courage and wisdom."

Mephansteras hands Hector a box, and ascends into the sky on a single silken thread.

Inside the box is a black top hat, with the words "Social Deduction Hat" written on it in gold letters.

"But how will this help me save the-"

The raft capsizes.
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Re: Intermission - 9/9 - Game Over!
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2023, 05:49:01 am »

Heh. I guess everyone is more daring than expected.
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Re: Intermission - 9/9 - Game Over!
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2023, 07:01:53 am »

I’m clearly the best and we should just close the forum now.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

TricMagic

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Re: Intermission - 9/9 - Game Over!
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2023, 07:15:49 am »

Everyone picked one, thinking no one would pick one, cause other would pick one. But it was I, ONE!
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