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[Saurinae]

Her great x2 grandmother had a long history with an elf male . She hates to talk about it though.

[wierd]

So, not only are you a nasty xenosexual dwarf, your a pedophile xenosexual dwarf!

If you catch some nasty zoonotic illness, done come crawling to me for prophylaxis! I disapprove of such unions!  (Blach!)

[Corai]

So, not only are you a nasty xenosexual dwarf, your a pedophile xenosexual dwarf!

If you catch some nasty zoonotic illness, done come crawling to me for prophylaxis! I disapprove of such unions!  (Blach!)

I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THESE WORDS.

May I have a dictionary from your lab?

[Saurinae]

So, not only are you a nasty xenosexual dwarf, your a pedophile xenosexual dwarf!

If you catch some nasty zoonotic illness, done come crawling to me for prophylaxis! I disapprove of such unions!  (Blach!)

Hey now. She helped me survive when I fell into this Armok-Damned world. Her great x2 grandmother died before I met her

[Corai]

Okay, so far I learned that-



So far I have been confused with-

Who's lab is who's?

Why is that kobold part elf?

Why am I part elf?

Who is our leader?

[Saurinae]

I think you remember the mini-comic in which the elf ended up in bed with a kobold. That is her great x2 grand mother and father.

[Corai]

I think you remember the mini-comic in which the elf ended up in bed with a kobold.

Yes, I do. I thought the elf was the girl at first.

[Saurinae]

All elves are effeminate and cannibalistic hippies.

[Oliolli]

So, not only are you a nasty xenosexual dwarf, your a pedophile xenosexual dwarf!

If you catch some nasty zoonotic illness, done come crawling to me for prophylaxis! I disapprove of such unions!  (Blach!)

I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THESE WORDS.

May I have a dictionary from your lab?

Just so you know, the dictionary menaces with spikes of pitchblende, and all the spikes are covered with either selenium, arsenic or cyanide.

[Corai]

Well, if your kobold knew my history with elves, she would be hiding.

And since my eyes and ears are everywhere in the form of kobolds......


Yes, I know everything that happens in this fort. The only place I dont know about is that damned lab. Someday, someday......

So, not only are you a nasty xenosexual dwarf, your a pedophile xenosexual dwarf!

If you catch some nasty zoonotic illness, done come crawling to me for prophylaxis! I disapprove of such unions!  (Blach!)

I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THESE WORDS.

May I have a dictionary from your lab?

Just so you know, the dictionary menaces with spikes of pitchblende, and all the spikes are covered with either selenium, arsenic or cyanide.

......I will just ask the humans when they visit......OH GOD DONT THROW IT I SURRENDER.

[wierd]

So, not only are you a nasty xenosexual dwarf, your a pedophile xenosexual dwarf!

If you catch some nasty zoonotic illness, done come crawling to me for prophylaxis! I disapprove of such unions!  (Blach!)

I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THESE WORDS.

May I have a dictionary from your lab?

Nasty xenosexual dwarves who hook up with skulking filth catch zoonotic illnesses that then require prophylaxis!

We have enough to deal with, what with the forgotten beast syndromes! We don't need "cave fever" induced ones spreading too!

[Saurinae]

Nasty xenosexual dwarves who hook up with skulking filth catch zoonotic illnesses that then require prophylaxis!

We have enough to deal with, what with the forgotten beast syndromes! We don't need "cave fever" induced ones spreading too!

Don't call her skulking filth. It wasn't her fault she was born the way she was. *Takes Indilwen out of the room and back to chambers*

[wierd]

Nasty xenosexual dwarves who hook up with skulking filth catch zoonotic illnesses that then require prophylaxis!

We have enough to deal with, what with the forgotten beast syndromes! We don't need "cave fever" induced ones spreading too!

Don't call her skulking filth. It wasn't her fault she was born the way she was. *Takes Indilwen out of the room and back to chambers*

(I'm just teasin bro, don't take it personal. I tend to be bombastic with my humor. Gets me into trouble sometimes. Just wanted to let you know about the joking part. Poe's law and all.)

[Saurinae]

(I know i'm about to go to bed so i'm taking Indilwen with me. Also Indilwen is her name, Zagith is the one I am using right now. Night everybody)
*Indilwen and Zagith curl up together and go to sleep after completely locking door*

[WillowLuman]

I think that this fortress is getting a bit overrun with kobolds, no offense. It's just that the vast majority of Kobolds seem to be a bit lacking upstairs, even more so than dwarves, with the exception of those with unusual genetics, are possessed by a human mind, or challenge cave dragons and win.

In regard to caverns, I believe capturing a breeding pair of GCS should be a priority.