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[superBlast]

Turn 3

Initiate maneuver Flying Dropkick!

"Waaaaah! You big meanie! I don't care what Mr. Hat says, I'm not playing with you any more!"

Glancing towards the north, Koishi spots a young man with a gun, and a very quick scan of his subconscious reveals his name to be Vash.

"VASHVASHVASHVASHVASH! The man over there is being a huge meanie! Mr. Hat says that you and I can be friends if you help me break him!"

Skewer Alex on a tentacle, and ask for Vash's help.

Longcolt to the mercer because i dont want him getting Angel Arm.. ever

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

Alex SPD: 6+3+3=12
Koishi SPD: 1+1=2
Vash SPD: 2+1+2=5

Alex AIM vs Koishi RFX: 4+1+3=8 vs 1+3=4 (Crit)
Alex STR vs Koishi END: (2+3+3)*4= 32 vs 5+3+3=11 (-21 HP!!!)

Koishi RFX: 5+3+2=10
Koishi AIM vs Alex RFX: 2+1+2=5 vs 1+3=4
Koishi STR vs Alex END: 3+2+2=7 vs 1+3=4 (-3 HP)

Vash AIM vs Alex RFX: 4+4+2=10 vs 4+3=7
Vash AIM vs Alex END: 1+4+2=7 vs 4+3+3=10 (-1 HP)

Alex RFX: 3+3=6
Alex AIM vs Vash RFX: 5+1+3=9 vs 1+4+2=7
Alex STR vs Vash END: 2+3+3=8 vs 6+2=8 (-1 HP)

Koishi AIM vs Alex RFX: 3+1+2=6 vs 5+3=8

Alex RFX: 1+3=4

((Please note I don't know everything Alex Mercer is capable of so I may make up stuff... er... I will make up stuff that seems to fit. Well I'm gonna do that for any character I'm unfamiliar with really.))

"Daaaaaaaaamn! That was kickass!"
"Yes, yes it was... uh... who are you?"
"Oh yeah.... I'm Johnny. The big man made me to replace Sarah."
"Yes she seemed a bit... pale. Well good to have you Johnny. Care to share what happened in the fight between Alex Mercer and Koishi?"
"Well the abomination guy was like 'JUMP! AAAAH!' and then went 'DUPUUUUUUH!' on the girl thing and she was like 'RAGE!' and the guy was like 'Bitch!' then the spiky blonde guy was like 'Pow, pow!' but the first guy was 'Your a bitch too!' and blondy goes 'woah' and then the demented girl thing was like.... well I don't know what she was like but she hit the first guy."
"Right.... I'll translate that for the audience. After the claw fight was getting almost no where with Koishi, Alex decided to jump high in the air and then come crashing down. He came crashing down in a huge mass of black tentacles right on top of Koishi's weak spot, her third eye. After a few seconds the tentacles finally disappeared back into Mercer. What happened inside of that thing no one knows but Alex and Koishi. Koishi was left torn to peices, with tentacles slowly piecing her back to together. She didn't wait to launch a counter attack of tentcles that skewered Alex. She must not have hit anything vital since Alex Mercer just seemingly shrugs it off. Seeing Mercer as a serious threat after such a powerful attack, Vash decides to try and take him out with his Longcolt revolver. He shoots Alex's head but his aim was a little off and only managed to tear off a huge chuck of flesh. Alex counters him with a tentacle, but with much the same result Vash had."
"Dude, that's exactly what I just said. Didn't you hear me?"
"......."

Soma regains his breath, and switches Disc Armor for Lightning Doll, and summons...A Siren!.

While it does...Stuff, Soma attacks Starkiller with LIGHTNING.

Pain only fuels this power! Fling a stream of Force Lightning at Soma!

You can't miss the chance to have a lightning clash.

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

Soma SPD: 6+1=7
Star SPD: 4+1=5

Soma summons a Siren. (8 HP, +1 SPD. 2 Turn cooldown)

Soma AIM vs Star RFX: 6+3=9 vs 2+3+2=7
Soma STR vs Star END: 5+3=8 vs 1+2+3=6 (-2 HP)

Star RFX: 1+3+2=6
Star AIM vs Soma RFX: 4+2+2=8 vs 1+3=4 (Crit)
Star STR vs Some END: (6+2+2)*2=20 vs 4+2=6 (-14 HP!!)

Starkiller uses Force Lightning
Star AIM vs Soma RFX: 3+2+2+4=11 vs 1+3=4 (Crit)
Star STR vs Soma END: (5+2+2)*2=18 vs 2+2=4 (-14 HP!!)(Soma is dead!)(Siren disappears into nothing)

"Man anyone whoever likes fried Soma in the morning will love this! Man shocks to be him!"
"I agree. Soma summons a harpie looking creature called a siren. He then changed his weapon to a Lightning Doll and shot lightning at Starkiller. Starkiller, with his clothes smoking from Soma's attacks, just grins in his fury and unleashes a storm of lighting that makes Soma's attack look like static! So much electricity surges trough Soma that he gets set on fire! Still Starkiller doesn't let up even after that! When he finally does stop his attack, all that is left of Soma is a charred husk vaguely in the shape of a man. The siren that Soma summoned up disappears along with Soma's life."
"I bet that really hertz!"
"Quite."
"He is really sparking now!"
"Uh-huh."
"That was en-lightning!"
"You can stop now..."
"Soma barely put up any resistance!"
"Ok seriously stop. We got to cover the Mythbusters shooting Beatrice who is.... wait... huh?"

"Not a 50 Cal, but it'll do," comments Jamie as he aims the crossbow.
Fire at Beatrice!

"Not a 50 Cal, but it'll do," comments Jamie as he aims the crossbow.
Fire at Beatrice!

A witch is a really bad control group. Maybe you should try someone more human.
Proceed to dance the macarena because why the hell not.

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

Goat 2 SPD: 3
Satan SPD: 6+1
Myth SPD: 2

Goat 2 Guards Beato

Myth AIM vs Goat RFX: 1+4+4=9 vs 3
Myth AIM vs Goat END: 2+4+4=10 vs 3 (-7 HP)(Goat 2 is dead!)

"Is she dancing the macarena?"
"Yes... Yes she is.... even Satan and her last goat butler and dancing along with her. And music is playing through magic too... Wait, does the macarena exist in the time she is from?"
"I have no idea... Your asking the wrong guy."
"Hey uh... boss, you sure you summoned the right Beatrice? You didn't get this one from some fanfic or a weird guys head did you?"
"I'm pretty sure I got the real one... though I could have made a mistake. Well if I did then oh well. I don't feel like getting the real one after the game has already started."
"Well if you say so... oh looks the the Mythbusters are planning on shooting Beatrice with their new crossbow! And.... they.... hit! But the goat butler guarded his master and died! That's some loyalty it had!"

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Mythbusters
30/30 HP
Effects: +4 AIM, "When in doubt, C4" cooldown: 1 turns
C4 used on: C6
Alex Mercer
25/30 HP
Effects: +3 to all stats. Double damage to Electricity and Radiation.
Vash
19/20 HP
Effects: +2 to all stats, "Angel Arm" cooldown: 1 turns
Heart-Thumping Koishi
3/30 HP
Effects: +3 END. Criticals hit her for 4x damage.
Starkiller
17/30 HP
Effects: +2 all stats END +3 instead: 1 turns, "Force Lightning" cooldown: 2 turns
Beatrice the Golden Witch
10/30 HP
Effects: None
Summons: Satan (10/10 HP)

[Xantalos]

"I reject your goats and substitute my crossbow!"
Snipe Satan!

[Unholy_Pariah]

Uhh i think i may have chosen the wrong side in this fight... Truce?

[Dermonster]

((Alex Mercer is a Supervirus in the shape of a human who constantly mutates and evolves by gaining the knowledge and biomass of people he eats. In the game he regained health by eating people. Probably should have made that an ability.

He survived a nuke to the face once.))

"I think your hat likes me more than you, little girl. Or, it will when it can't tell the difference anymore..."

Finish her off, Musclemass stomp, and absorb.

@ Unholy hahahahahahahahahaha no.

[TCM]

Waitlist plox! :3

Spoiler: Big L (click to show/hide)

Character's Name: Big L
Where they are from: Hip Hop
Picture:

Bio: Harlem Gangster who preached about the true lifestyle of the inner-city ghettos. He was also a damn good fighter. Notably, Big L is an immortal, so he can be beaten and destroyed physically, but cannot spiritually die. Despite being gunned down in 1999, he continues to fight as he was "born dead".
Can they use long range attacks?: Yes. With fat stacks of Gats and Macs, Kalishkinov, Calicos, and mo', putting holes in street clothes.
Abilities:

Ayyo, you better flee hops, or get your head flown like 3 blocks: (Active) (3 Turn Cooldown) Big L attacks the target with a giant, devastating attack. This can be anything from a giant hook, to a leaping dragon kick, to a point-blank shotgun blast. Regardless, the results are the same, and this attack sends the target flying 1 square in the direction Big L came from. (i.e. If Big L attacks from C1 and hits a target at D1, they are slammed all the way to E1.) Most importantly, if the target slams into the edge of the map, (i.e., this attack from E6 hitting a target at F6), it's guaranteed to do critical damage. However, if this attack misses, the target deals 1/3 more damage to Big L if they hit him next turn.

Put it On: (Passive) When Big L hits a target, they get a -1 penalty to their highest stat during the following turn.


Stats: (Read the spoiler above)
STR - 2
END - 2
AIM - 3
RFX - 3
SPD - 0

Sorry if I made him a bit OP, his abilities can be adjusted if needed.

Also, was the development of this RTD influenced by any of my RTDs? I don't want to seem like some condescending asshole, I just noticed some similarities and became curious.

[Greenstarfanatic]

((Huh. Well, THAT went well.

Although, I'm a bit confused as to why I'm only getting one bonus, while my opponent is getting 2 or 3. That and why he got an extra attack on me at the end, when I didn't get a chance to counter.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Alex Mercer is a Supervirus in the shape of a human who constantly mutates and evolves by gaining the knowledge and biomass of people he eats. In the game he regained health by eating people. Probably should have made that an ability.

He survived a nuke to the face once.))

Belated spoiler alerts.

[Xantalos]

((Alex Mercer is a Supervirus in the shape of a human who constantly mutates and evolves by gaining the knowledge and biomass of people he eats. In the game he regained health by eating people. Probably should have made that an ability.

He survived a nuke to the face once.))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Belated spoiler alerts.

FTFY

[Unholy_Pariah]

spam the longcolt at mercer, gotta crit him before he gets a chance to kill me.

Whelp im fucked, might as well punish mercer for not accepting my truce.

[Unholy_Pariah]

((Huh. Well, THAT went well.

Although, I'm a bit confused as to why I'm only getting one bonus, while my opponent is getting 2 or 3. That and why he got an extra attack on me at the end, when I didn't get a chance to counter.))

You attacked him and he countered then he attacked and you died.
As for the bonuses he has the stat bonus and the effect bonus(es) while you only seem to have stat bonuses, which is odd because i thought you had an attack passive...

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'd like to point out that balance issues would have resolved themselves if we had had the characters scrambled before play...

[Wwolin]

Koishi pulls herself back up on a set of tentacle limbs, even though at this point her head and all of her actual limbs are completely missing. Despite this fact, she manages to speak, her third eye projecting her voice into the subconscious minds of everyone nearby.

"Mr. Hat? MR. HAT!!!! NO!!!"

She points herself towards Alex Mercer, and sheer lunacy seems to radiate off of her as her tentacles extend, changing her from a little girl to a hulking eldritch abomination composed solely of madness and nightmares.

"Thank you God, for this bountiful accident. Even if it's just a twist of fate... I'm so happy that we met. My name is Koishi Komeiji. You killed my hat. Prepare to die."

With that, she sends a tidal wave of blue tentacles towards Alex, each one ending in a razor-sharp tip.

((Well, I get to enjoy my +2 to all stats for an entire 3 hitpoints ))

[stefmor90]

Well don't just stand there Satan, go kill them! Those petty men are getting in the way of my dancing. Goats! Protect me, I think they are loading another shot!
Summon up some goats to protect me. Order Satan to break the Mythbusters. Keep dancing. Find Starkiller Starkinzo and perform very meaningless intercourse. If the Beato does not arrive on time, dry hump the wall, hoping to attract potential mates.

[Krath]

((Huh. Well, THAT went well.

Although, I'm a bit confused as to why I'm only getting one bonus, while my opponent is getting 2 or 3. That and why he got an extra attack on me at the end, when I didn't get a chance to counter.))

((If it makes you feel any better I TOTALLY did not intend for something like that to happen  ))

Move as far up as possible.

Soon, Vash. Soon, BEATORISHE. Soon.

[stefmor90]

Soon, Vash. Soon, BEATORISHE. Soon.

IS THAT YOU KINZO? This was the only place I thought I could escape from you, but apparently you traveled all the way to the cross road in the multiverse to find me! How romantic.

Old turn changed to something probably better maybe.