Eugh. Keep it in the bedroom mate.
Yes, I suppose being attached to your wrist would mean your girlfriend is always following you around.
And then Pathos was utterly destroyed.
( Now she's distracted, how do I get her to stop it without her killing my dog? )
You man ho! I thought you said you had something special with all 32 of those... 'professional dancers' we hired last week?
Yes, I'm sort of a serial cheater.
You confuse me, what is the truth? Does, or does she not, have a reason why she would want to look at your stuff?Yes, I'm sort of a serial cheater.
God damn it, this isn't true.
Yes, I'm sort of a serial cheater.
God damn it, this isn't true.
This thread is gold.
What is her B12 name?
Yes, I'm sort of a serial cheater.
> Apply BASEBALL BAT on SERIAL CHEATER's FACE ?Fixed.
lrn2password.Shut up and lrn2spell. Although as luck has it, you're right.
lrn2password.Shut up and lrn2spell. Although as luck has it, you're right.
lrn2password.Shut up and lrn2spell. Although as luck has it, you're right.
Luck? No, I believe in Intelligent Design. ;)
Besides, if it's just a trolling thread (I couldn't quite be sure due to my lack of familiarity with the actors), using actual sentences is far too much emotional investment.
lrn2password.Shut up and lrn2spell. Although as luck has it, you're right.
Luck? No, I believe in Intelligent Design. ;)
Besides, if it's just a trolling thread (I couldn't quite be sure due to my lack of familiarity with the actors), using actual sentences is far too much emotional investment.
You believe in Intelligent Design and you discuss trolling.
weak willpower.You should work on that.might help out with the relationship as it stands,amongst other things.
I have weak willpower.
My girlfriend is stalking me on the internet, reading my emails, following my forum posts and generally being a creepy cow about it.
And I love her.
Then you have more problems than her logging onto your email and facebook.
Like, your personality needing to be restructured.
and what it means for the potential for any future relationship you're in to be stable/healthy.
I mean, if you're that easily cowed and controlled, what's to keep the desire for optimal genes from you ending up the chump raising some other guy's kid?
Like, your personality needing to be restructured.
what's to keep the desire for optimal genes from you ending up the chump raising some other guy's kid?
QuoteLike, your personality needing to be restructured.
Says who? If they both enjoy life this way, what's wrong with it? If it's making him unhappy, that's one thing, if he doesn't care, that's another. I wouldn't go around so casually proclaiming that another person needs to restructure their personality. Not everyone must have or will have need of strong willpower.
Quotewhat's to keep the desire for optimal genes from you ending up the chump raising some other guy's kid?
This is a rather sinister line. What's to keep her from cheating on him because he doesn't fulfill some macho fantasy you've attributed to her based on generalizations of human behavior? A lot of things, like being a thinking human being that, I assume, loves and cares for him. Not every person is constantly looking out for the optimal genes or pursuing the person who attracts them most in the shallowest of ways. If that's the type of woman she is, then he'd be better off without her, so it's a point not worth pondering.
We all need enough willpower not to be slaves or victims of domestic abuse. I contend that he is not showing enough willpower to avoid falling victim to the latter fate.
Macho fantasy? Hah. More like extrapolations from what I know of evolutionary biology. Women want A. Good Genes for offspring and B. a mate they know isn't going to leave them or reproduce with other women. The individual who provides A does not have to provide B and vice versa. We have no way of knowing if/when she'll come to the conclusion that his lack of (implied)confidence and (shown)willpower will result in her having less and less of an opinion of him until she views him as little more than a slave, unworthy of love.
QuoteWe all need enough willpower not to be slaves or victims of domestic abuse. I contend that he is not showing enough willpower to avoid falling victim to the latter fate.
So because he doesn't have enough willpower to go up against her on this, he wouldn't have the willpower to resist worse domestic abuse? I'm sure you recognize that as a fallacy, my friend.
QuoteMacho fantasy? Hah. More like extrapolations from what I know of evolutionary biology. Women want A. Good Genes for offspring and B. a mate they know isn't going to leave them or reproduce with other women. The individual who provides A does not have to provide B and vice versa. We have no way of knowing if/when she'll come to the conclusion that his lack of (implied)confidence and (shown)willpower will result in her having less and less of an opinion of him until she views him as little more than a slave, unworthy of love.
It's almost as if you believe people are entirely slaves to their most base of sexual fantasies or desires, are you saying you are exactly that and live your life by it?
Don't be so eager to hand out judgment on people you don't know based on mere statistics.
If 60% of bay12games members were pedophiles, kept in their own separate sub-forum away from the non-pedophiles, would you appreciate strangers assuming you are a pedophile for coming here? Or how about strangers expressing concern to your family that you may be a pedophile?
weak willpower.You should work on that.might help out with the relationship as it stands,amongst other things.
Does anyone else ever get amused by nicotine patch commercials where they say "Even with willpower, I had trouble quitting" or "Combined with willpower, you can end your habit", as if willpower was a separate product you had to pick up at the store?A 40.oz of liquid courage is the solution to all of mans problems.ALL OF THEM.
If this is the case, just buy a stronger dose.
That is not a long term solution.Does anyone else ever get amused by nicotine patch commercials where they say "Even with willpower, I had trouble quitting" or "Combined with willpower, you can end your habit", as if willpower was a separate product you had to pick up at the store?A 40.oz of liquid courage is the solution to all of mans problems.ALL OF THEM.
If this is the case, just buy a stronger dose.
That is not a long term solution.Does anyone else ever get amused by nicotine patch commercials where they say "Even with willpower, I had trouble quitting" or "Combined with willpower, you can end your habit", as if willpower was a separate product you had to pick up at the store?A 40.oz of liquid courage is the solution to all of mans problems.ALL OF THEM.
If this is the case, just buy a stronger dose.
Having a girlfriend who bags Armok isn't a serious problem. It's like having a girlfriend how enjoys light reading. Nothing abnormal about it, everyone does it.
But yeah, keep her away from your account. Awaaaaay!
My point wasn't the bagging at Armok, it was the impersonating as Pathos. Seriously, change your password to something that you DEFINETLY don't want to reveal to your girlfriend.....
My point wasn't the bagging at Armok, it was the impersonating as Pathos. Seriously, change your password to something that you DEFINETLY don't want to reveal to your girlfriend.....
Like: ImSecretlyInLoveWithMyHand ?
Heh, it's actually really hard to tell.
They... grope in parking lots?! ಠ_ಠ
Well, I'm being homeschooled. In my old school, the classes were so small and everyone knew everyone else well, so it'd be awkward, to say the least.They... grope in parking lots?! ಠ_ಠ
There's a high school where this doesn't happen? (religious ones don't count)
It doesn't happen in religious ones?They... grope in parking lots?! ಠ_ಠ
There's a high school where this doesn't happen? (religious ones don't count)
They... grope in parking lots?! ಠ_ಠ
There's a high school where this doesn't happen? (religious ones don't count)
They... grope in parking lots?! ಠ_ಠ
There's a high school where this doesn't happen? (religious ones don't count)
Piecewise, you CAN call the cops on people like that.
Grind it until it submits.
Grind it until it submits.
Thanks for putting us back on topic.
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Grind it until it submits.
Thanks for putting us back on topic.
You know, if I was allergic to sarcasm you'd look like such a dick.
But I'm not. So, I'll let you get back on topic now.
You know, if I was allergic to sarcasm you'd look like such a dick.
But I'm not. So, I'll let you get back on topic now.
Grind it until it submits.
Thanks for putting us back on topic.
You know, if I was allergic to sarcasm you'd look like such a dick.
But I'm not. So, I'll let you get back on topic now.
I was actually being sincere for the sake of a really lame that's-what-she-said type joke.
America. Where it is not only legal to own a pocket knife, it's legal to take it out on the streets to scare someone.
I have found that the best way to scare people off is by giving the appearance of a psychopath or something.
Learn how to do a death glare, psycho grin, and buy a knife.
Kubrick stare with an army survival knife is my preferred combo.
If it's a pocket knife, repeatedly and idly flick it open, close, open, close.
If it's weighted evenly, you could probably flip it.
If all else fails, just fondle the blade man, fondle the blade.
No, see, in Australia carrying a concealed weapon (or a weapon you don't have a license for I think? Something along those lines) is against the law, and walking along the street with a knife out will get the police called.Same in America. My Electronics teacher alone has four permits for concealed weapons.
If I remember correctly, America only restricts firearms (not talking about knives here, only guns).
That means it's perfectly legal to walk around with a crossbow, coilgun, blowgun, or other, non-firearm projectile based weapon.
Just as long as it's not concealed.
Every person who, except in self-defense, in the
presence of any other person, draws or exhibits any deadly weapon
whatsoever, other than a firearm, in a rude, angry, or threatening
manner, or who in any manner, unlawfully uses a deadly weapon other
than a firearm in any fight or quarrel is guilty of a misdemeanor,
punishable by imprisonment in a county jail for not less than 30
days.
Damn, how long till we get hand-held rail guns?
I've openly carried a bokken down the street and no one bothered me--and yes, that is a lethal weapon. My personal guess is that it's more about attitude than the action in and of itself.Its a lethal weapon in the same way a stick is a lethal weapon, because they're the same thing.
Around with me almost all the time. I wouldn't use them for self defense but they're useful tools and have come in handy more times then I can count. I also usually have a multi-tool and a flashlight on me depending where I am.That's interesting.
in a rude, angry, or threatening
manner, or who in any manner, unlawfully uses a deadly weapon other
than a firearm in any fight or quarrel
Quotein a rude, angry, or threatening
manner, or who in any manner, unlawfully uses a deadly weapon other
than a firearm in any fight or quarrel
Good try, but it helps to actually read the text that he quotes.
Except as reasonably necessary to fulfill the exceptions provided
elsewhere in this ordinance, no person shall carry or transport any bow or crossbow, or conceal about the
person or display in a threatening manner any dangerous or deadly weapon including, but not limited by
enumeration to, martial arts weapons such as throwing stars, swords, or nunchiku; slingshots; knuckles of
lead, brass, or other metals; or a bowie knife, bow, or crossbow; pistol, revolver, rifle, or shotgun.
The below-listed activities are specifically prohibited in any area lying within a County Park.
...
Section 8. Weapons and Explosives
...
2. Brandishing of a firearm or weapon including but not limited to handguns, rifles, shotguns, crossbow, bow and arrow, air riffle or pistol, any devise firing a projectile by compressed gas or spring, such as paintball devices except as otherwise specifically allowed by permit issued by the Parks Department.
Around with me almost all the time. I wouldn't use them for self defense but they're useful tools and have come in handy more times then I can count. I also usually have a multi-tool and a flashlight on me depending where I am.That's interesting.
Are you some sort of technician/engineer?
I'm curious, for what purpose is the spike thing? Wouldn't screwdriver be more useful?
If I remember correctly, America only restricts firearms (not talking about knives here, only guns)
QuoteIf I remember correctly, America only restricts firearms (not talking about knives here, only guns)
Hey, if it wasn't already said, you can carry blades with a handle, and ones you can flick open, but they can only be a certain length, and I believe switchblades are illegal.
Old WWII flame throwers must be tampered and non-functional. I don't know if you can run around with a crowbar or a baseball bat. Probably depends on if you're disturbing the peace or causing alarm.
Seriously, two thirds of you are just embarrassing yourselves at this point.This is different from normal...how? This is the internet, after all.
No person shall carry or possess or attempt to use against another any instrument or weapon of the kind commonly known as a blackjack, slingshot, billy, sandclub, sandbag, metal knuckles, slap glove, bludgeon, stun-gun, or the so called "Kung-Fu" weapons
If I recall correctly, flamethrowers are "legal" in all states, but in a handful you need permits (I believe mainly particularly flammable states, like California) to use/own one.QuoteIf I remember correctly, America only restricts firearms (not talking about knives here, only guns)
Hey, if it wasn't already said, you can carry blades with a handle, and ones you can flick open, but they can only be a certain length, and I believe switchblades are illegal.
Old WWII flame throwers must be tampered and non-functional. I don't know if you can run around with a crowbar or a baseball bat. Probably depends on if you're disturbing the peace or causing alarm.
Flamethrowers are legal in some states. I've heard cattle farmers use them to burn thorns off grazing plants. Crowbars and baseball bats are probably allowed, as long as you don't brandish them.
If someone can give me an actual legal definition for "the so called 'Kung-Fu' weapons", I will eat my goddamn hat. What does that even mean? It's like they're going by crap they've seen in movies.Presumably the legislators writing the law didn't have a fucking clue what any of the weapons actually were, and just decided to "ban them asiany weapons".
haha, flammable states. Sounds like a great place for my dwarves!Actually living in one of those flammable states is a bit surreal. Its pretty weird when the country side just decides to turn into fire.
Yeah, my aunt lives in California. She's seen all those forest fires, at least the ones near her place. She's kinda paranoid about it.haha, flammable states. Sounds like a great place for my dwarves!Actually living in one of those flammable states is a bit surreal. Its pretty weird when the country side just decides to turn into fire.
No person shall sell to a person under eighteen (18) years of age, without the written authorization of the minor's parent or legal guardian, any stink bomb, blackjack, slingshot, bill, sandclub, sandbag, metal knuckles, slap glove, bludgeon, stungun, paint ball gun, so called "kung-fu" weapons, dagger, dirk, stiletto, sword-in-cane, bowie knife, razor, or knife of any description having a blade of more than three inches....etc etc.....Last part of the derail for me, but I just had to say something. They make it sound like if this law wasn't in effect, everyone, down to the children, would be fighting like New York gangsters thrown into a 1970's Kung Fu movie. As if people are actively fighting each other will billy clubs, knuckles, paintball guns, and fancy Oriental blades.
Australia is worse.
Whatever brushfires you have, Australia is worse.
Good thing Hawaii is too wet for wildfires.Yeah,fortunately you only have to deal with those insignificant volcanoes. :P
If a volcano went off in Hawaii, nobody would be able to escape the island when they closed airspace, and everybody would die.I believe you may be forgetting the magical device called a boat.
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This thing? No, the Hawaiians are pretty screwed.
Not that it matters. Blue Hawaii has already been out for 49 years, so there is literally nothing that any country in the world could produce to top its artistic merit.
Every so often, somebody comes along who misses the point so fantastically, in ever situation he walks into, that you wonder why you get up at all.:(
(http://manhattaninfidel.com/__oneclick_uploads/2009/09/smokey-the-bearjpeg.jpg)
Remember, only you can preserve dead wood buildup until the entire western seaboard erupts in a fiery holocaust.
Anyway, on-topic. Honestly, I'm not sure what the topic even is anymore.
Hey Pathos girlfriend, dont tell him but that BJ you gave me last night was amazing.
Hey Pathos girlfriend, dont tell him but that BJ you gave me last night was amazing.
She gave you one too?
Just to finish these side conversations for good...Sort of. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamethrower#Private_ownership) International treaties ban their use in combat, although the US didn't sign any of those treaties. They did, however, stop using them, presumably on the grounds that a missile with pinpoint accuracy launched from a plane miles away was far better than a guy crawling to within fifty meters of the target with a giant can of napalm attached to a squirtgun. :3
On the "legal flamethrower": There is no technical law about it. Of course, INTERNATIONAL law states that they are illegal, and I'm sure there is a national law about it.
If I recall correctly, flamethrowers are "legal" in all states, but in a handful you need permits (I believe mainly particularly flammable states, like California) to use/own one.
In the United States, private ownership of a flamethrower is not restricted by federal law, but is restricted in some states, such as California, by state laws (cf. California Health and Welfare Codes 12750-12761, Flamethrowing Devices)Quote
I recalled correctly, apparently. :P
Sorry that the lipstick from my hand rubbed off on it, guys, but the vaseline really messed with it.
Sorry that the lipstick from my hand rubbed off on it, guys, but the vaseline really messed with it.
Dont worry honey, we needed that vaseline or else you might of ripped yourself.
I can't be arsed to check this thread, but have 'LIES' been called yet?
Is that you saying that or is it the other you?
Are we sure pathos doesn't just have split personality disorder?
So wait, does this girlfriend exist or is it fake or what?
No clue, but I call dibs on Marla.
No clue, but I call dibs on Marla.
I think Armok might be Marla....
Are you saying that your lord and master, the god of blood, has bitch tits? Because I wouldn't want to stand next to you if you are. Enjoy the rain of flaming mountain lions that I'm sure is coming.No clue, but I call dibs on Marla.
I think Armok might be Marla....
Armok would be Bob.
I just want to thank the creator of this thread for a sig worthy post.
Which. Two. Thirds.You guys lost me.
Are we sure pathos doesn't just have split personality disorder?
I think its all a massive troll to make us think he actually has a girlfriend when in reality he's a corpulent pus-sac in a basement apartment molesting a collection of imported Japanese figurines and dressing them up in tiny dresses he sewed himself.
I think its all a massive troll to make us think he actually has a girlfriend when in reality he's a corpulent pus-sac in a basement apartment molesting a collection of imported Japanese figurines and dressing them up in tiny dresses he sewed himself.No, nonono!
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Meh, those are just grotesque.But still the first picture is scarier, right? Or do I have some sort of broken connection up in my brains?
Except the last one.
That one is just silly.
Yes, I'm sort of a serial cheater.
I think its all a massive troll to make us think he actually has a girlfriend when in reality he's a corpulent pus-sac in a basement apartment molesting a collection ofimported Japanese figurines and dressing them up in tiny dresses he sewed himselfhard drives filled to the brim with guro infested, tentacle yaoi porn clinging to a surreal adventure story which in turn clings to his imagination which is nonexistent since he watches hentai causing him to have an erection disfunction in his libido thus only being capable of pulling the lever while using said hentai.
Have you cheated on her?
I am all against people not trusting me, but if you are a serial cheater, you asked for it.
She will only stop doing that when she starts to trust you again, and unfortunately, that will either take a long time or not happen at all.
What the hell's guro?
Softcore hentai. Go look it up.