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Finally... => Forum Games and Roleplaying => Topic started by: MeimieFan88 on March 14, 2020, 06:45:56 pm
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There's a lot of stuff happening in the universe at the same time. Like, a LOOOOOOT!
A person is waking up in the morning,
Meanwhile, another person is going to bed at night.
What else is happening in the meantime?
((All posts must begin with "Meanwhile, "!))
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Meanwhile, a man in West Brooklyn is at a McDonald's on his lunch break. He's been trying to eat better lately, get back the body he had in his 20s, but after the events of last night... somehow that doesn't matter to him so much right now.
There is little joy in the Big Mac he now consumes.
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Meanwhile at The Legion of Doom, Lex Luthor is plotting to take down Superman with some over complicated plot that won't work out in the end.
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Meanwhile, four mutant pigeons bow to their dolphin master, having learned all they could of the ancient dolphin techniques of karate.
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Meanwhile, some bullshit happens somewhere. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo)
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Meanwhile, a toaster is singing this song to someone, preventing them from sleeping (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Gnnk_nQ8w)
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Meanwhile, there's a room filled with screaming eggs.
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Meanwhile, slimes fall from the sky in what some are dubbing slime rain
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Meanwhile, slimes rise to the sky in what some are dubbing slime rise.
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Meanwhile, rising slimes and raining slimes combine, their offspring being able to ignore gravity completely
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Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice, Aquaman prepares a peanut butter and jelly sandwich because he can't do shit!
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Meanwhile, there's a room filled with screaming eggs.
Meanwhile, THE SCREAMING EGGS ARE GETTING LOUDER
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Meanwhile, a portal to another dimension opens in some random person’s house
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Meanwhile, a long queue of random aliens are waiting to enter into a portal that just opened to another dimension.
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Meanwhile the screaming eggs begin to glow orange
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Meanwhile, the screaming and glowing eggs explode. ███ people killed, ████ injured.
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Meanwhile, a call goes out to a clandestine response team. They sigh, as it's the fifth time this week
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Meanwhile, a person in the random house wakes up to a noise in the kitchen, and sees a line of aliens exiting a portal “what did you do? Please don’t hurt me” he says in a (hopefully) zinnias threatening tone
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Meanwhile, there is a bear in the livingroom.
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Meanwhile, inside the fridge of the random person's kitchen, an avocado is talking to a sandwich about conspiracy theories related to the eggs that were there last week.
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Meanwhile, 7000 babies get put into a giant blinder, and yes they blend.
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meanwhile, in the infant tissue harvesting complex, a scientist is berated for being behind schedule on his baby blending quota.
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Meanwhile, in the infant tissue harvesting complex, a group of baby escapees are crawling through the vents undetected by the staff.
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Meanwhile, we'd like to show you a message from our sponsors.
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Meanwhile, we'd like to show you a message from our sponsors.
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Meanwhile the aliens hear noises in the fridge and investigate it to find an avocado talking to a sandwich
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Meanwhile, the bear exits the kitchen, and enters the alien's parked UFO.
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Meanwhile, some dude shits his pants.
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Meanwhile, it's cleanup on aisle 7
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Meanwhile, the lightbulb on aisle 7 falls onto the cleanup person, causing more cleanup to be needed there
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Meanwhile, the damaged light fixture on aisle 7 catches fire.
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Meanwhile, the fire department, with their firefighters having noticable hangover from last night, brings flamethrowers instead of water hoses.
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Meanwhile, Ray Bradbury wakes up in cold sweat
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Meanwhile, regular people do regular things.
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Meanwhile, a hole opens up in a street, causing people to fall through it
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Meanwhile, a money printer goes brrr. (http://brrr.money)
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Meanwhile, the bear has maimed the alien pilot and taken command of the UFO
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Meanwhile, seven asses fart the alphabet.
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Meanwhile, cocaine fils the ocean as liquid LSD rains from the sky