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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4770 on: April 30, 2013, 11:49:29 am »
Pull a tissue out of the box, next one pops up. Can't explain that.
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« Reply #4771 on: April 30, 2013, 12:10:11 pm »
Heard a tons of Fox News anchors going with the "I'm not a bigot, I just believe in traditional marriage." Really upset me, what's next?
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« Reply #4772 on: April 30, 2013, 12:10:30 pm »
Tide goes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.

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Actually, me, a high school graduate with no further formal education, and a felon to boot, can, in fact, explain why the tides go in and go out. -.-
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4773 on: April 30, 2013, 12:18:54 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on April 30, 2013, 12:10:30 pm
Tide goes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.

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Actually, me, a high school graduate with no further formal education, and a felon to boot, can, in fact, explain why the tides go in and go out. -.-
Oh what, because the moon sends out some kind of mystical, invisible, so-called "gravity waves" (and yes, I'm using finger quotes) and pulls on all the water in the ocean?

Pfffttt....crazy pot-smoking hippie. Everyone knows that God moves the oceans in and out so Jesus could get fish to multiply to feed the hungry. It's all in the Bible.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4774 on: April 30, 2013, 01:16:19 pm »
"You shouldn't have to feet pet cats... They should be able to hunt for themselves. Always." -An ex. I mean wow, she talks me into keeping 6 after I agreed to 1 extra from my original 2, and then refuses to take care of them? Who does that! I suppose she expects them to empty their own litter boxes too!

Also, catsplosions are real. We couldn't afford to get any of the new ones fixed and they're all female. 30 kittens, here we come!
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4775 on: April 30, 2013, 01:21:49 pm »
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4776 on: April 30, 2013, 03:29:09 pm »
Quote from: AlleeCat on April 29, 2013, 10:00:27 pm
Guys it's not my fault I was a toaster in a past life! I just see bread and get flashbacks to that horrible life I had! Check your privilege guys. Seriously.

I honestly think it's hilarious that there are people who think that they're actually wolves in the bodies of humans. So much so that the wearing of spirit hoods is actually offensive to them. I just cannot believe they want special treatment because of this. I mean, I may be transgender, but that fact alone does not stop me from leading a productive, normal life, nor would being a cat in a human body.

What the hell is a "spirit hood" anyway?

Also, I'm a transabled fat-positive transracial demisexual vegan microwavekin. Check yo' privilege.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4777 on: April 30, 2013, 03:34:55 pm »
Quote from: SealyStar on April 30, 2013, 03:29:09 pm
What the hell is a "spirit hood" anyway?
I think it's some kind of animal-themed hoodie.
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« Reply #4778 on: April 30, 2013, 03:53:45 pm »
What the hell is a transfat person anyway? A fat guy in a slim body? How does that even make sense?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4779 on: April 30, 2013, 03:56:06 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on April 30, 2013, 03:53:45 pm
What the hell is a transfat person anyway? A fat guy in a slim body? How does that even make sense?
Transfat?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4780 on: April 30, 2013, 03:56:38 pm »
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What the hell is a transfat person anyway? A fat guy in a slim body? How does that even make sense?
Transfat?
This was my first thought too.

EDIT: But it's way more likely to be a thin guy in a fat guy's body. Because internet.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4781 on: April 30, 2013, 03:58:33 pm »
Me too, what with that girl describing herself as a transfat activist, I imagined her campaigning against junk food. then I realize she was a delusional self-centered lunatic. (Benn, reading too much Games of Throne, I wanted to throw whore somewhere in there.)
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4782 on: April 30, 2013, 04:01:30 pm »
Transfat activist means that you don't believe the obvious shit 'scientists' spoon feed us that eating twice as much as a slim guy makes you twice as fat.
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« Reply #4783 on: April 30, 2013, 04:04:25 pm »
Quote from: frostshotgg on April 30, 2013, 04:01:30 pm
Transfat activist means that you don't believe the obvious shit 'scientists' spoon feed us that eating twice as much as a slim guy makes you twice as fat.
As opposed to the Healthists, which reject the elite academic lies that being fat causes health problems. They spread these lies to discriminate against fat people, you see.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #4784 on: April 30, 2013, 04:04:37 pm »
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I assume it was about cod tendies and an austerity-caused crunch in the supply of good boy points.
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