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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5895 on: April 28, 2024, 07:30:40 am »
Three names: Urist "Gilgamesh" Óruketar
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5896 on: April 28, 2024, 10:55:12 pm »
Quote from: muldrake on April 28, 2024, 02:35:21 am
Quote from: TurboDwarf on April 27, 2024, 01:13:59 pm
Might as well skip the whole high-level language thing and just reprogram the whole game in x86 assembly.
Reprogram it in emacs.
I think you mean Lisp.  Emacs is an operating system.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5897 on: April 29, 2024, 01:02:15 am »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on April 28, 2024, 10:55:12 pm
Quote from: muldrake on April 28, 2024, 02:35:21 am
Quote from: TurboDwarf on April 27, 2024, 01:13:59 pm
Might as well skip the whole high-level language thing and just reprogram the whole game in x86 assembly.
Reprogram it in emacs.
I think you mean Lisp.  Emacs is an operating system.
It's anything you want it to be, an OS, a language, a toaster, a nuclear weapon, it eliminates household odors, and I've even heard you can edit things with it although I'm not sure why anyone would do that.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5898 on: April 29, 2024, 01:15:18 am »
Toady should add computers into the game and have them be simulated down to individual electrons.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5899 on: April 30, 2024, 01:10:27 am »
Quote from: TurboDwarf on April 29, 2024, 01:15:18 am
Toady should add computers into the game and have them be simulated down to individual electrons.
He can't do that until he has the world completely simulated down to individual molecules.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5900 on: April 30, 2024, 06:24:47 pm »
piss

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My gaem. JOIN NAOW!!!

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5901 on: April 30, 2024, 08:34:00 pm »
Give us back our swear words!

I want to name a fortress Bitchanus the piss of whores
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I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5902 on: May 01, 2024, 01:59:50 am »
The Dwarf Fortress AI becomes sentient and it is horny!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5903 on: May 01, 2024, 01:19:31 pm »
The DF AI should send all the horny people to horny jail. Solitary confinement forever.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5904 on: May 01, 2024, 04:38:29 pm »
“Horny people” should, of course, be defined as people who have horns.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5905 on: May 01, 2024, 06:31:53 pm »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on May 01, 2024, 04:38:29 pm
“Horny people” should, of course, be defined as people who have horns.
Satyrs should therefore be classified as "horny horny people".
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5906 on: May 01, 2024, 09:35:39 pm »
As soon as your fort has a Hammerer, the dwarf with the lowest LUST_PROPENSITY will appoint themselves Bonker, and spend their free time attacking & imprisoning any dwarves who experience lust. The Bonker's speech, and all text regarding him or her, will be only in Doge.
"The Bonker strikes the Miller in the head with his +willow wood crossbow+. Such bruise. Very stun. Ow."
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Dwarf Fortress -- kind of like Minecraft, but for people who hate themselves.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5907 on: May 01, 2024, 11:09:22 pm »
Rewrite all DF text in Doge.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5908 on: May 02, 2024, 01:12:52 am »
Replace dwarves with Doge so we can have Doge Fortress.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5909 on: May 02, 2024, 02:46:51 am »
Replace all the currency in Dwarf Fortress with real Dogecoin.
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