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Author Topic: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads  (Read 32898 times)

Grakelin

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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #60 on: August 20, 2010, 12:46:39 am »
How did you know what I do with my girlfriends?
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Quote from: Armok on May 09, 2010, 05:00:30 pm
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Quote from: x2yzh9 on October 26, 2010, 10:08:36 pm
Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #61 on: August 20, 2010, 12:51:38 am »
I figured that's what happens naturally, but nobody shares their feelings anymore. I thought I'd bring that skeleton out of the closet now, rather than later.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #62 on: August 20, 2010, 12:52:43 am »
Shit, you know about the skeleton, too?
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Quote from: Armok on May 09, 2010, 05:00:30 pm
I am have extensive knowledge of philosophy and a strong morality
Quote from: x2yzh9 on October 26, 2010, 10:08:36 pm
Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #63 on: August 20, 2010, 12:53:30 am »
We all know about the skeleton. It's kind of obvious, really.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #64 on: August 20, 2010, 01:10:52 am »
Well shit, at least with the skeleton I'm always able to maintain a boner.
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Quote from: Armok on May 09, 2010, 05:00:30 pm
I am have extensive knowledge of philosophy and a strong morality
Quote from: x2yzh9 on October 26, 2010, 10:08:36 pm
Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #65 on: August 20, 2010, 01:14:28 am »
Quote from: Grakelin on August 20, 2010, 01:10:52 am
Well shit, at least with the skeleton I'm always able to maintain a boner.
It must be pretty awkward when you're disemboweling goats together. Does it (he, she?) ever get jealous of your internal organs?
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #66 on: August 20, 2010, 01:16:28 am »
BADUM-TSSHHH
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #67 on: August 20, 2010, 05:35:58 am »
This thread has it all; Intrigue, romance, impostors, drama, and motherfuckin' puns.

Hell yeah.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #68 on: August 20, 2010, 05:39:15 am »
Puns?are you bat schist crazy?
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #69 on: August 20, 2010, 05:46:21 am »
Keep those rock puns in the upper forum, bro  :P.
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i had the elves bring me two tigermen, although i forgot to let them out of the cage and they died : ( i was sad : (

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« Reply #70 on: August 20, 2010, 05:47:23 am »
Wooden it be better if we hauled more puns into the silk of this thread?That would just rock.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2010, 09:50:49 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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« Reply #71 on: August 20, 2010, 10:37:03 am »
Quote from: Barbarossa the Seal God on August 20, 2010, 01:14:28 am
It must be pretty awkward when you're disemboweling goats together.
If this wasn't me, I'd totally sig this. It's funny what you say when the context arises.
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #72 on: August 20, 2010, 10:38:54 am »
Quote from: Barbarossa the Seal God on August 20, 2010, 10:37:03 am
Quote from: Barbarossa the Seal God on August 20, 2010, 01:14:28 am
It must be pretty awkward when you're disemboweling goats together.
If this wasn't me, I'd totally sig this. It's funny what you say when the context arises.

I see your call for sigging.
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Quote from: ricky on July 15, 2010, 08:24:43 am
i had the elves bring me two tigermen, although i forgot to let them out of the cage and they died : ( i was sad : (

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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #73 on: August 20, 2010, 10:39:19 am »
My what?
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Re: My Wife Searched My Post History For Relationship Related Threads
« Reply #74 on: August 20, 2010, 11:56:05 am »
Quote from: Nikov on August 19, 2010, 09:41:18 pm
Gloating is telling you all her bra size.

Meh.
A: It's temporary
B: It's got white stuff comin' out
C: They're probably too painful for her to let you touch
D: Everything more than two hands full is wasted

 ;)

Now, the colour of her hair is something you could gloat about...
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