Post by: Guedez on June 10, 2011, 08:41:27 pm
(http://i55.tinypic.com/11ttz6a.png)
Can anyone post something stranger?
and btw... is it blind? then it's easy to kill and get lots of expensive food/bones?
Can i capture and use it as a GCS? Can i wave it's webs? like... woodpecker silk clothes.......
Post by: Girlinhat on June 10, 2011, 08:47:41 pm
Also no, FB webs are bugged, they don't exist.
Post by: Peewee on June 10, 2011, 08:50:00 pm
This is distinctly phallic in nature...(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg/200px-Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg)
No, no it is not...
Post by: ext0l on June 10, 2011, 09:06:35 pm
Post by: khearn on June 10, 2011, 09:08:51 pm
Post by: Number4 on June 10, 2011, 09:35:05 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 10, 2011, 09:37:05 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on June 10, 2011, 10:04:49 pm
web shooting FB's are bugged and currently don't shoot webs. :((http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg/200px-Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg)
Post by: GhostDwemer on June 10, 2011, 10:08:58 pm
Post by: Guedez on June 10, 2011, 10:13:24 pm
Post by: darthbob88 on June 10, 2011, 10:13:54 pm
Yes, it is. Even if it isn't, it's still a phallic symbol, simply a symbol of your suppressed need for penis.This is distinctly phallic in nature...(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg/200px-Sigmund_Freud_LIFE.jpg)
No, no it is not...
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 10, 2011, 10:18:54 pm
do you really WANT to be shot with sticky FB webbing?
Post by: Girlinhat on June 10, 2011, 10:23:13 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 10, 2011, 10:37:18 pm
I see your Freud, and I raise you one Metapod!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I prefer using Smeargle for phallic movesets, personally. Thanks to Sketch, I can run one with Harden, Hammer Arm, String Shot, and Rest.
Post by: Number4 on June 10, 2011, 10:42:51 pm
And what's a Smeargle? Certainly not one of the 151 existing pokemon ;)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 10, 2011, 10:47:30 pm
#235, actually.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 10, 2011, 10:48:33 pm
Post by: Number4 on June 10, 2011, 10:51:28 pm
Post by: malroth on June 10, 2011, 10:56:36 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 10, 2011, 10:56:52 pm
Post by: candylord on June 10, 2011, 11:32:27 pm
There were 151 pokemon according to the lazy scientists of the Kanto reigon who diddn't bother calling the next provence over to ask if there were any pokemon over there that diddn't appear in their own reigon
No
Shut up, there are only 151 pokemon
the rest were made up I says!!!
Post by: Cuppsworth on June 11, 2011, 12:21:00 am
Post by: Eric Blank on June 11, 2011, 01:07:36 am
And it's all thanks to one person, Grilinhat, for changing the subject both times.
Yup. Perfectly normal bay12 thread.
Still not QUITE the strangest shit ever, though.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 11, 2011, 01:28:21 am
Post by: Number4 on June 11, 2011, 02:12:57 am
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UeWUjsPMtOQ/TKNjPK2-TiI/AAAAAAAAAKw/oOhkrKhN0Dg/s1600/magma.jpg)
Post by: Girlinhat on June 11, 2011, 02:15:24 am
Post by: Tharwen on June 11, 2011, 02:56:26 am
Post by: Lagslayer on June 11, 2011, 03:41:54 pm
Eric Blank has been miserable lately. He was disgusted about the derailment of a thread. He complained about a annoying acquaintance recently.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UeWUjsPMtOQ/TKNjPK2-TiI/AAAAAAAAAKw/oOhkrKhN0Dg/s1600/magma.jpg)
!!LAVA!! is an annoying aquaintance? What are you, an elf?
Post by: TheeBaconman on June 11, 2011, 04:53:37 pm
Eric Blank has been miserable lately. He was disgusted about the derailment of a thread. He complained about a annoying acquaintance recently.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UeWUjsPMtOQ/TKNjPK2-TiI/AAAAAAAAAKw/oOhkrKhN0Dg/s1600/magma.jpg)
!!LAVA!! is an annoying aquaintance? What are you, an elf?
I thought the lava was the resulting
Post by: Africa on June 11, 2011, 10:21:34 pm
Post by: Number4 on June 11, 2011, 10:28:38 pm
I thought the lava was the resultingaccidenthappening because of the bad thoughts
We have a winner! Your prize is a +giant cave spider silk sock+! From the entrance to our fort go 12 tiles north and 31 tiles to the east. Watch for the goblin lashers!
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 11, 2011, 10:35:25 pm
Post by: iyaerP on June 11, 2011, 10:46:52 pm
Post by: thriftshopmusketeer on June 11, 2011, 11:20:12 pm
Maybe this is completely normal, but I just had a FB that was a giant winged humanoid made of steam. It headed straight for a couple of snakemen that have been chilling in my cavern, and got slaughtered by them.
Yes, that's normal. FBs made of nonsolids (water, fire, steam, et cetera) are really, really easy to kill. Even the rawest of recruits can usually take them because almost every single hit rips huge chunks of tissue away.
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 11, 2011, 11:58:13 pm
Post by: Number4 on June 12, 2011, 12:06:38 am
Maybe this is completely normal, but I just had a FB that was a giant winged humanoid made of steam. It headed straight for a couple of snakemen that have been chilling in my cavern, and got slaughtered by them.
Yes, that's normal. FBs made of nonsolids (water, fire, steam, et cetera) are really, really easy to kill. Even the rawest of recruits can usually take them because almost every single hit rips huge chunks of tissue away.
Number4 was quite content lately. He had a fine drink recently. He talked with a friend recently. He has been tired lately. He was annoyed by the derailment of a fine derailed thread lately.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 12, 2011, 12:07:38 am
Post by: Number4 on June 12, 2011, 12:15:55 am
She has admired a completely sublime tastefully arranged sky lately.
Number4 was very unhappy lately. He was accosted by a terrible elf recently. He was irritated by the sun recently. He complained of hunger lately.
Post by: evileeyore on June 12, 2011, 03:19:21 am
Post by: Scaraban on June 12, 2011, 03:52:21 am
Post by: NotPete on June 12, 2011, 10:46:28 am
Post by: !!crundle!! on June 12, 2011, 03:11:00 pm
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Post by: elf-fondling human on June 13, 2011, 04:18:04 pm
EFH cancels finish post: interrupted b
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 13, 2011, 04:26:23 pm
Post by: Teneb on June 13, 2011, 04:52:52 pm
Deathsword cancels derail thread: Interrupted by the tought of fried chicken hearts
Post by: gentgeen on June 13, 2011, 05:15:37 pm
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Post by: Talanic on June 13, 2011, 06:54:50 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 15, 2011, 07:53:12 am
Girlinhat cancels Stay On Topic: Job Item Misplaced.
Since there's no topic to be seen for miles around, I might as well ask this:
What sort of hat is it?
I've been curious about that for ages...
Post by: Girlinhat on June 15, 2011, 08:13:09 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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EDIT: IMG tags >.<
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 15, 2011, 08:24:34 am
Post by: Tharwen on June 15, 2011, 09:15:13 am
I suppose it was too much to expect it to menace with spikes of cat bone.
Post by: Number4 on June 15, 2011, 09:33:47 am
Post by: evileeyore on June 15, 2011, 12:03:09 pm
This is a pig tail hat. It is dyed midnight blue. On the item is an image of an kangaroo in pig tail.All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 15, 2011, 12:33:59 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 15, 2011, 01:13:20 pm
Post by: Number4 on June 15, 2011, 03:37:57 pm
Actually, I would dare to say it's rope reed. I can't imagine dwarves making a hat to protect them from the harsh light of their caves.
An elf! Does she float? NO! BURN HER!
Post by: Organum on June 15, 2011, 03:43:04 pm
(actually only two, but still.)
Post by: Girlinhat on June 15, 2011, 03:53:17 pm
Post by: Deon on June 15, 2011, 03:55:26 pm
Once upon a time there was a country where its inhabitants knew how to balance hard work, responsibility, with leisure, good humor. A country of immigrants, not emigrants. A country still in search of a permanent political democratic system. A country still politically immature, but in a continuous search for freedom and justice. But a country with a free enterprise system. A country where the dollar and the peso had a par value. A country with no external debt. With a flourishing tourism. Agricultural and animal husbandry were modern and plentiful. Enough to feed its own people and to export. Light industry was growing. Foreign investment, as well as domestic investment, were large, because there was faith and hope in the future of the country.
Once upon a time there was a country with a telecommunications industry only second in this Continent. Maker of artists. Exporter of music. A brave and brilliant press. Art and culture second to none. Tropical fruits, rum, artifacts, sea, sun, beautiful cities, with soul, with life.
Once upon a time there was a country with Christian values. Traditions. Religious fervor. Education available to everyone. Good quality medicine. And with health plans not even achieved today in this Hemisphere by any other nation. A country of physicians, engineers, architects, dentists, lawyers, physicists, mathematicians, educators, writers, reporters, newsmen, entrepreneurs, businessmen, industrialists, salesmen, workers, farmers, students, but above all, friendly, humane, happy, loyal, merciful.
Once upon a time there was a country friend of all other countries in this Continent. Artists, newsmen, writers, professionals, businessmen from all Latin-American countries, as well as the United States, visited this country. And they all were welcome like brothers. A country that respected the United States, and its people, its system.
This country was Cuba.
And then, 1959 arrived. And Castro took power. An opportunist. A person with a complete lack of values. Absolutely no moral, no ethics. No conscience. An inept and irresponsible person. A very poor administrator. With an absolute quest for total power. And Cuba, as a nation, ended. The friendliness, the good humor, the hard working qualities disappeared. The Cuba where friendship was the norm ceased to exist.
And the Cuba of the "paredones" started. The Cuba of the political prisoners. The Cuba of oppression, torture. The Cuba of the exiles. The Cuba of the family separations. The Cuba of the confiscations. The Cuba of the obedience to the Soviet imperialism. The Cuba of the guerilla wars to subvert the people and the countries that before were friends.
The Cuba of the informers. Of the Committees for the Defense of the Revolution, of the "delatores". The Cuba enemy of God. The Cuba of the interventions in Angola, Ethiopia, Venezuela, Colombia, Nicaragua, Salvador, Guatemala, Peru, Bolivia, Honduras, Mexico, and, yes, the United States.
The Cuba of the misery. The Cuba where the State, the Revolution, are above men. The Cuba where either you are with the Revolution or against it. The Cuba where the family is controlled by the State. The Cuba of the purging of University students. Where the prerequisite to study a career is not the academic knowledge but the unconditional support to the government.
The Cuba where there has not been free elections, independent elections, with the participation of several political parties, at any level, since 1959.
The Cuba where since 1959 there has not been free unions. Neither private proprietors. Neither private property. Neither freedom of religion.
The Cuba of today, the Cuba that exists since 1959, represents the antithesis of all that political freedom and democracy sweeping the World now.. Of all what the people that have elected governments into office, by means of free elections, have worked so hard to obtain and maintain.
Governments of the free democratic countries of this Hemisphere, this is enough. Cuba is bleeding. Cuba can not stand any longer. Cuba needs democracy, freedom, free enterprise, law and order. Cuba claims for justice. Without Castro. No more sympathy toward who do not deserve any. Isn't it time?
END
Manuel Cereijo
Post by: Number4 on June 15, 2011, 03:58:41 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 15, 2011, 04:03:55 pm
I honestly can't say I expected to learn about Cuba today.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 15, 2011, 04:06:59 pm
Despite being named for different reasons, this thread's title has lived up to its name. I applaud all you brave rail crashes, you denizens of the obscure, crafters of the obscene, renders of truth, and builders of misdirection. But most of all, I want to congratulate myself. I have performed an excellent job of driving this thread into the ground and dragging it through the mud, only to rinse it clean and let it dry out in the barren desert sun. I feel I have done more than my fair share of duty here, and I give myself a pat on the back.
Post by: Scaraban on June 15, 2011, 04:12:39 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 15, 2011, 04:29:51 pm
Deon, I am officially depressed now.
An odd combination of depressed and amused. That was a high quality non-sequitor Deon.
Post by: Tharwen on June 15, 2011, 05:32:30 pm
Nay, it was a masterwork!Deon, I am officially depressed now.
An odd combination of depressed and amused. That was a high quality non-sequitor Deon.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 15, 2011, 06:28:15 pm
Oh. That's over, huh?
So...Cuba. I actually saw a thing a month or two ago in AP Macro that was talking about how the country's economy is running on both Communism and Capitalism, and how many of the citizens argue about which is better.
Post by: NotPete on June 15, 2011, 10:28:09 pm
Post by: Number4 on June 15, 2011, 11:25:00 pm
Quick, who would win in a fight: Adam Smith or Karl Marx?
Stupid question.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0a/AdamSmith.jpg/200px-AdamSmith.jpg)
vs.
(http://www.historyguide.org/images/marx-bio.jpg)
Karl Marx strikes Adam Smith with the *Beard* jamming the skull through the brain!
Post by: evileeyore on June 15, 2011, 11:37:51 pm
Actually, the name came from my debut on the internet, and has been my collective name ever since. If I am somewhere, then that's my name on there.A Collective? Noooooo! I don't want to assimilated! (http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp287/mburr0003/Avatars/Smiley/ahhhhh.gif)
I have performed an excellent job of driving this thread into the ground and dragging it through the mud, only to rinse it clean and let it dry out in the barren desert sun.I dunno about the "rinsed clean" part. It's still growin stuff.
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I feel I have done more than my fair share of duty here, and I give myself a pat on the back.Sure, sure. Derailed faster than three pennies on a track it was. Thumbs up.
Post by: Ipwnurmom221 on June 16, 2011, 01:01:01 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 01:21:53 am
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 16, 2011, 01:45:29 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 01:49:01 am
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 16, 2011, 01:52:02 am
Post by: Number4 on June 16, 2011, 03:31:39 am
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 16, 2011, 03:32:50 am
Democracy is the system of the idiots.
Err... What?
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 16, 2011, 03:36:19 am
Post by: Number4 on June 16, 2011, 03:40:19 am
[/rant]
Post by: Syrup Roast on June 16, 2011, 03:55:15 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 04:00:45 am
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 16, 2011, 04:08:28 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 04:10:27 am
High Master hand shaker.
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 16, 2011, 04:11:34 am
Post by: NotPete on June 16, 2011, 07:51:26 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 08:00:54 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvP7Jv8rUK4&feature=related
The Elven Wood Cartel is certainly a vicious crime organization...
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 16, 2011, 08:06:05 am
"Oh yes, He's very tame indeed."
Post by: Aspgren on June 16, 2011, 08:08:00 am
Actually, the name came from my debut on the internet, and has been my collective name ever since. If I am somewhere, then that's my name on there.
Stalkers, listen up. This WILL be on the test!
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 08:16:15 am
To be perfectly fair, my obsession over this hat type was spurned on by the webcomic Friendly Hostility (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvP7Jv8rUK4&feature=related), where a similar hat is an honorary character and mascot. And is amazing. Particularly on amazing pages like this one (http://friendlyhostility.com/d/20040207.html).Actually, the name came from my debut on the internet, and has been my collective name ever since. If I am somewhere, then that's my name on there.Stalkers, listen up. This WILL be on the test!
Post by: Dutchling on June 16, 2011, 10:07:34 am
now I have to read it all...
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 10:14:19 am
I actually haven't read it in years, I didn't know if it was still updating or not. I stopped reading about the time the demon shows up (you'll know what I mean). I'll probably browse through it again today though...
Post by: Dutchling on June 16, 2011, 10:32:05 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 10:44:59 am
Post by: Eric Blank on June 16, 2011, 12:57:25 pm
And yet there is always one central theme. Somewhere...
Post by: Scaraban on June 16, 2011, 01:21:25 pm
I think we're averaging about 1.3 topic changes per page now :PHuh-wha? I am not seeing any sort of a central theme here... At all...
And yet there is always one central theme. Somewhere...
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 01:24:10 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 01:29:36 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 01:53:58 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 02:11:27 pm
Post by: Number4 on June 16, 2011, 02:17:06 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 02:18:27 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 16, 2011, 02:20:52 pm
Such COULD be done via modding different, very rare castes that simply have a different body layout.
Or that die quickly after birth as sometimes happens. :(
Post by: Dutchling on June 16, 2011, 02:21:55 pm
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Dude that would suck if one died :(lol :P
kristiankp 18 uur geleden 19
Post by: Number4 on June 16, 2011, 02:22:30 pm
The conjoined twin counterattacks!
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 02:23:41 pm
Post by: Dutchling on June 16, 2011, 02:27:23 pm
Post by: Number4 on June 16, 2011, 02:28:56 pm
"UristMcAsperger has become enraged!"
Post by: Eric Blank on June 16, 2011, 02:36:11 pm
Eric mcBlank has been miserable lately. He burned his dick on the zipper of the pants he just took out of the drier recently.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 02:51:43 pm
I'm gonna hold out for curses and better syndromes. Urist McChild has been unhappy lately. He has eaten lead paint lately.
Post by: Monk321654 on June 16, 2011, 03:01:22 pm
Uthmikrodim "Shakenwaded"
"This is a one-humped camel bone armor stand. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object is adorned with hanging rings of pig bone and menaces with spikes of blue jade. On the item is an image of Shakenwaded the one-humped camel bone armorstand in one-humped camel bone."
Is this normal?
Post by: NotPete on June 16, 2011, 03:04:50 pm
NotPete has been fine recently. He ran recently. He had a fine meal recently. He rocked out recently.
enter my mind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19IvEyyZgUw)He had his mind melted into a delicious ooze recently. He recently realized that he is name is, in fact, Pete, and went through a melodramatic scene of denial, self discovery, internal conflict, and overly long "NOOOOO"s, recently.
This is weird. I think I got Planepacked, but without Planepacked. Kinda...
Uthmikrodim "Shakenwaded"
"This is a one-humped camel bone armor stand. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object is adorned with hanging rings of pig bone and menaces with spikes of blue jade. On the item is an image of Shakenwaded the one-humped camel bone armorstand in one-humped camel bone."
Is this normal?
Yes. Quite normal actually, for dwarf fortress at least. Planepacked included, amongst other things, 73 images of itself, which was quite odd.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 03:15:51 pm
Post by: Number4 on June 16, 2011, 03:38:45 pm
Eric mcBlank has been miserable lately. He burned his dick on the zipper of the pants he just took out of the drier recently.
How on earth do you manage to do THAT?
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 04:17:19 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 16, 2011, 05:00:15 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 05:05:49 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 05:16:14 pm
This is why I retorted that I was happy about panties.Eric mcBlank has been miserable lately. He burned his dick on the zipper of the pants he just took out of the drier recently.
How on earth do you manage to do THAT?
Post by: evileeyore on June 16, 2011, 05:17:56 pm
They saved you from burning your dick on the zipper of of the pants you just took out of the dryer?This is why I retorted that I was happy about panties.Eric mcBlank has been miserable lately. He burned his dick on the zipper of the pants he just took out of the drier recently.
How on earth do you manage to do THAT?
Errr.....
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 05:22:12 pm
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 16, 2011, 05:27:27 pm
Post by: Scaraban on June 16, 2011, 05:28:10 pm
Post by: evileeyore on June 16, 2011, 05:31:24 pm
Parts of comparative anatomy, yes.
"Comparative anatomy". Sounds euphamistic. :waggle eyebrows:
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 05:34:02 pm
Post by: Number4 on June 16, 2011, 05:37:01 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 16, 2011, 05:47:37 pm
And then there was caramel-covered popcorn, and all was well again.
And I think I will make malformed/diseased castes of dwarves. Then later we can use curses to cure/duplicate them :P
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 16, 2011, 05:53:59 pm
recent posts(http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu246/karnewarrior/bingo-pedo.png)
Someone call Dateline!
No but seriously don't burn your dick.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 06:01:46 pm
Post by: Scaraban on June 16, 2011, 06:03:16 pm
You know that I'm 21 right? I'm of legal age in all countries that allow women to be of legal age. Excluding those that somehow don't have a legal age of consent for women.Those are called countries it isn't good to be a woman in.
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 16, 2011, 06:03:30 pm
Anyways I was joking.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 16, 2011, 06:04:18 pm
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 16, 2011, 06:05:57 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 06:06:37 pm
you were of legal age when you were born, in japan :P
Yeah, but...Japan...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEMq6TqUFJc
Post by: Eric Blank on June 16, 2011, 06:13:52 pm
They do indeed subject themselves to the most ridiculous things.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 06:16:50 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 06:18:18 pm
Spoiler: Did somebody say JAPAN (click to show/hide)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 06:19:49 pm
http://pokato.net/demot/2011-02-11-11-07-11347230484.jpg
Post by: Tharwen on June 16, 2011, 06:24:37 pm
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_abeQimvg_6U/TIEdaWKHupI/AAAAAAAAC9c/6dkzoRgK7Ck/s1600/japan.jpg
On the subject of gender-specific pain, I somehow managed to kick myself between the legs while taking off my trousers earlier.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 06:29:10 pm
http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/Meanwhile-in-Japan-sfw.jpg
By the way, that really does suck. I've had it happen a few times...
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 06:29:54 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZIgda01k6o
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 06:34:29 pm
Your move.
Post by: NotPete on June 16, 2011, 06:51:32 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 07:01:21 pm
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Post by: Number4 on June 16, 2011, 07:02:42 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 16, 2011, 07:07:24 pm
Holy armok. Japan seems to be almost as weird as the DF players...No! Japan is worse! I won't stop until it's proven.
http://www.fosterspage.net/gallery/albums/Motivators/normal_Japan_Weird_Shit_1.jpg
Post by: Eric Blank on June 16, 2011, 07:08:10 pm
Post by: Number4 on June 16, 2011, 07:09:02 pm
DO WE HAVE ANY JAPANESE MEMBERS HERE?
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 16, 2011, 07:17:20 pm
Wait. We, as the DF playerbase have the reputation of being able to turn everything Up to Eleven. Considering this...Psychical impossibility. To be such would require him to be so odd as to be a penguin, and as penguins are incapable of posting, no response will be had.
DO WE HAVE ANY JAPANESE MEMBERS HERE?
Checkmate.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 07:18:54 pm
Wait. We, as the DF playerbase have the reputation of being able to turn everything Up to Elven. Considering this...
DO WE HAVE ANY JAPANESE MEMBERS HERE?
fix'd
Post by: kopout on June 16, 2011, 07:25:25 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 07:30:11 pm
Post by: Number4 on June 16, 2011, 07:30:21 pm
Psychical impossibility. To be such would require him to be so odd as to be a penguin, and as penguins are incapable of posting, no response will be had.
Checkmate.
Mr. Kowalski seems to disagree.
(http://www.availableimages.com/television/d/2716-1/p.gif)
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 07:35:42 pm
Also, daddy long legs aren't all that poisonous. Mythbusters did a mostly-reliable test on it (more scientific than their other tests, at least) and it's not very deadly at all.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 07:38:16 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 16, 2011, 07:44:16 pm
They're pretty cool little things.
Post by: Number4 on June 16, 2011, 07:45:01 pm
Except Cacame, who's badass enough to erase his name from this list as he sold his rights to DF Legends Mode.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 07:53:13 pm
I did use the word "supposedly" however, so I am absolved.
Nevermind, I just realized who I'm talking to.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 07:55:17 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 16, 2011, 08:16:24 pm
You don't actually have a smooth chin. It's rough and lowers the item value of your entire face.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 16, 2011, 08:18:29 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 16, 2011, 08:21:41 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 08:27:26 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 16, 2011, 08:50:30 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 08:53:24 pm
Post by: kopout on June 16, 2011, 09:00:23 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 16, 2011, 09:10:56 pm
Fondler. There's a difference. Rather than lump myself together with elves, I merely "take care" all of their women while the men are at "war".
Oh... I actually read that as elf (that is) fondling humans. whoops. Anyway, I'm a shark, so what the hell to I know about facial hair? (it tastes horrible and is hard to digest)
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 09:26:50 pm
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 16, 2011, 09:38:35 pm
(http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu246/karnewarrior/bingo-pedo.png)
No shut the fuck up old man you already ruined this thread once.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 09:45:20 pm
But no loincloths. You cannot wear loincloths. That's just wrong.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 09:48:08 pm
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 09:48:34 pm
Post by: kopout on June 16, 2011, 09:59:21 pm
You can wear panties wherever you want. No one can force you to wear them as underwear! You're a free man! Or woman! This is America (or your country of residence) and you can choose! Panties on your head! Panties on your arms! Panties strapped across your chest! And not just regular panties. Briefs, boxers, thongs, honest thongs, good thongs, troll leather thongs! Thongs that the rest of the world says is inappropriate but you knew better! You can do it! You can wear all the thongs in the world! Seize the day! Seize the thong! Embrace your lacy destiny! Embrace Panty!Thank you for the biggest giggle fit I've had all week. I darn near fell out of my chair.
But no loincloths. You cannot wear loincloths. That's just wrong.
Post by: Aachen on June 16, 2011, 10:38:50 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 16, 2011, 10:59:26 pm
Post by: Number4 on June 17, 2011, 12:17:44 am
You're a free man! Or woman! This is America
Really?
Post by: Eric Blank on June 17, 2011, 12:51:58 am
Though perhaps you're just a TERRORIST!
Post by: Aachen on June 17, 2011, 12:53:34 am
No. You probably understand one of them. Each mood has a completely different thought process behind it.
Completely different?
Yet I see so many menacing spikes!
Post by: Number4 on June 17, 2011, 01:22:41 am
perhaps
Though perhaps you're just a TERRORIST!
(http://www.ilcannocchiale.it/blogs/bloggerarchimg/UnpoliticallyCorrect/turkish_muslims_accidentally_burn_swiss_flag.jpg)
Post by: evileeyore on June 17, 2011, 04:43:39 am
I finally understand the strange moods.Yes exactly...
Girlinhat has the aspect of one fey!
Girlinhat has claimed a forum!
Girlinhat mutters "bay12forums needs random ... thread"
/so far she's claimed over 73 threads!
Girlinhat mutters "bay12forums needs ... a shell"
/Ah crap. I don't think we have any.
Post by: NotPete on June 17, 2011, 06:15:53 am
Post by: Syrup Roast on June 17, 2011, 06:30:28 am
Oh sweet Armok! Some one wall her in right know! I don't know about you, but I don't want to be torn apart by a maddwarf.Conventional.
Oh sweet Armok! Some one wall her in and link the magma chamber right know! I don't know about you, but I don't want to be torn apart by a maddwarf.Deluxe.
Post by: Tharwen on June 17, 2011, 06:54:43 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEY6_jcrzI8
Post by: Girlinhat on June 17, 2011, 07:48:18 am
Girlinhat cancels Madness: It makes no change.
Besides, I rather think I'm fell if anything. I'm dragging you cretins down into the threads and butchering you. This is a dwarf bone forum post. It menaces with spikes of dwarf bone leather.
Post by: Number4 on June 17, 2011, 07:56:00 am
Skills of Number4: Dabbling Swordsman, Dabbling Shield User, Novice Liar
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!
Post by: kotekzot on June 17, 2011, 07:59:56 am
It menaces with spikes of dwarf bone leather.That must've been some mood.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 17, 2011, 08:04:10 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 09:02:03 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M
Post by: Number4 on June 17, 2011, 09:23:09 am
Quick! Random insert to avoid suspicion!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY7_ZwgoeJM
FTFY
Post by: Girlinhat on June 17, 2011, 09:49:21 am
Post by: Alkhemia on June 17, 2011, 10:18:25 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 17, 2011, 10:26:49 am
Post by: Alkhemia on June 17, 2011, 10:33:16 am
Post by: ArKFallen on June 17, 2011, 10:39:20 am
Post by: Number4 on June 17, 2011, 10:40:54 am
Cheese = 600kg (http://www.worldrecordsacademy.org/food/largest_cheese_sculpture_world_record_set_by_Tanys_Pullin_101728.htm)
I couldn't give edam.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 17, 2011, 10:41:24 am
Also, I imagine this is the equivalent of a Legendary Cheesemaker. They don't just make cheese, they craft edible sculptures.
Post by: Alkhemia on June 17, 2011, 10:49:27 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 10:51:15 am
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Aybabtu.png
Post by: Tharwen on June 17, 2011, 11:02:32 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHFxncb1gRY
Does anyone here believe the 'hail to my sweet Satan' stuff you get when you play it backwards is intentional?
Post by: Girlinhat on June 17, 2011, 11:12:41 am
Post by: Number4 on June 17, 2011, 11:19:56 am
Post by: amjh on June 17, 2011, 11:43:40 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 11:58:52 am
IMHO that's not very special, as far as forgotten beasts go that's pretty normal. Also, there's many weirder things than FB's, not to mention some of the stuff the players do... Just look around the forum for an hour or two and you'll find something. Also, check the modding subforum.
But apparently not this very thread...
Post by: Girlinhat on June 17, 2011, 11:59:44 am
Post by: Number4 on June 17, 2011, 12:05:41 pm
IMHO that's not very special, as far as forgotten beasts go that's pretty normal. Also, there's many weirder things than FB's, not to mention some of the stuff the players do... Just look around the forum for an hour or two and you'll find something. Also, check the modding subforum.
Stop derailing the thread!
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 12:11:32 pm
Also, I've a question that I don't want to have to create another thread for: my stocks screen won't let me strip my goblin prisoners of their precious goblinite, what do I do?
Post by: Number4 on June 17, 2011, 12:22:30 pm
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Post by: ArKFallen on June 17, 2011, 12:24:10 pm
Also, I've a question that I don't want to have to create another thread for: my stocks screen won't let me strip my goblin prisoners of their precious goblinite, what do I do?You can always do it by hand...
On another note (http://supergrass1975.deviantart.com/art/The-Biggest-Cheese-Grater-40752004)
You'd think it was in Japan, but Hong Kong? Really?
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 12:27:07 pm
Also, I've a question that I don't want to have to create another thread for: my stocks screen won't let me strip my goblin prisoners of their precious goblinite, what do I do?You can always do it by hand...
Yes, but how?!
Post by: zx.pr0jk# on June 17, 2011, 12:30:10 pm
Also, I've a question that I don't want to have to create another thread for: my stocks screen won't let me strip my goblin prisoners of their precious goblinite, what do I do?You can always do it by hand...
Yes, but how?!
Go to your caged goblin stockpile. d > b > c all of them to reclaim everything in the cages. Then d > b > d to set all their gear(and the cage) to be dumped. Finally, hit k and manually undump the cages. The gear will stay designated for dump. It's important to mention, that if your stockpile is outside, you have to fiddle with orders so that dwarves will collect their clothes. If the stockpile is inside, no further instructions needed.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 12:39:07 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 17, 2011, 12:55:05 pm
Oh yeah, and is anyone familliar with http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/magical+trevor/ ?
Absolutely.
Crabs is easily the best though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jFTzhdZF4
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 01:17:48 pm
No offense to Norway, of course.
Post by: Tharwen on June 17, 2011, 01:35:52 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
Post by: Alkhemia on June 17, 2011, 01:47:14 pm
No more fun :'(
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 01:54:06 pm
Oh, and...WHY YOU DO THAT!?
Post by: Alkhemia on June 17, 2011, 02:00:25 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpxIZstD_bI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpxIZstD_bI)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 02:57:45 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 17, 2011, 03:07:24 pm
I hurt my brain thinking about how it would work...
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 03:24:44 pm
Post by: Scaraban on June 17, 2011, 03:26:54 pm
And just when I thought Fox couldn't squeeze any more money out of this country...You should have fucking known better...
Post by: Aachen on June 17, 2011, 03:49:00 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 17, 2011, 03:53:30 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 03:57:41 pm
Spoiler: Here's a screenshot of it, in which Ushrir is not currently. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tharwen on June 17, 2011, 03:58:40 pm
And just when I thought Fox couldn't squeeze any more money out of this country...
Blame the people paying money for it, not Fox.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 04:04:44 pm
And just when I thought Fox couldn't squeeze any more money out of this country...
Blame the people paying money for it, not Fox.
Hm...you may be right. Fox wouldn't make any money at all if not for the consumers.
Post by: Scaraban on June 17, 2011, 04:07:44 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 04:35:25 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 17, 2011, 05:24:01 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 17, 2011, 05:37:35 pm
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 17, 2011, 05:43:44 pm
I don't even go that far. If they're not violent and I have a mist generator, then let them ghost it up! They're not gonna kill, and my dwarves are too hopped up on mist to care!"Urist, if you keep doing the Mist, we'll have to stage an intervention!"
"BUT DA MIST IT MAKETH ME HAPPY!"
Later...
"Urist, have a seat, your friends and family have something they want to say,"
Post by: Aachen on June 17, 2011, 05:49:08 pm
I don't even go that far. If they're not violent and I have a mist generator, then let them ghost it up! They're not gonna kill, and my dwarves are too hopped up on mist to care!
On that note:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Evidently, the dead are a trifle upset about being left to rot. Strangely, I've yet to see an "Urist the Dead has risen"-style message in this fort, despite at least two ghosts hanging about. Did those get removed at some point?
Post by: Girlinhat on June 17, 2011, 05:51:11 pm
"I know... I know! Just let me take this last huff, for old time's sake? Hey, why don't you join me, it's just one?"
*Huff*
"Urist, I love you man. Have I ever told you that?"
NINJA: Ghosts loiter, haunting loved ones, but when "the dead has risen" occurs, they become much more prominent and powerful in their, um, ghosting.
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 17, 2011, 06:02:32 pm
Quote
Urist McGhostbuster bites Urist McDead in the right left toe, and the severed part flies off in an arc!
The ghost has bled to death.
Urist McMilker cancels make cheese: Interrupted by platypus ghost.
Urist McGhostbuster is fighting!
Post by: Girlinhat on June 17, 2011, 06:08:38 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw99SbrjWWE
Post by: Biag on June 17, 2011, 06:17:10 pm
You can wear panties wherever you want. No one can force you to wear them as underwear! You're a free man! Or woman! This is America (or your country of residence) and you can choose! Panties on your head! Panties on your arms! Panties strapped across your chest! And not just regular panties. Briefs, boxers, thongs, honest thongs, good thongs, troll leather thongs! Thongs that the rest of the world says is inappropriate but you knew better! You can do it! You can wear all the thongs in the world! Seize the day! Seize the thong! Embrace your lacy destiny! Embrace Panty!
Yeah... so... I just read this thread in its entirety, and I am sigging this shit.
This is even more scattered and confused than the happy thread.
EDIT: Whyyy is it too bigggg D:
Post by: NotPete on June 17, 2011, 06:22:37 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 06:24:51 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhXaFUlTwm0
also, are war badgermen as good as war giant badgers?
Post by: Girlinhat on June 17, 2011, 06:28:21 pm
What's with Katty Perry shooting things out of her nipples?
(Also, adorable gay moment in the club. Makes me giggle.)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 06:33:57 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyjTDiNWT0k
Post by: NotPete on June 17, 2011, 06:53:39 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw
What's with Katty Perry shooting things out of her nipples?
(Also, adorable gay moment in the club. Makes me giggle.)
Maybe she just likes nipples. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs)
What I'm wondering is what's going on with that boys's nipples in Firework. and that pregnant lady. and that cancer child of an ambiguous gender.
Post by: Tharwen on June 17, 2011, 07:29:15 pm
I don't know if that's a good thing or not. I quite like Katy Perry even though most of her music is irritating.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 17, 2011, 07:31:26 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 17, 2011, 07:37:32 pm
Anyway, I did. It just takes too much effort to log out, in, out, then back in again.
Post by: NotPete on June 17, 2011, 07:48:39 pm
Post by: Giarc on June 17, 2011, 08:03:10 pm
Japan has the 1:1 scale Gundam statue, made for the series 30th anniversary and was made in the middle of Japan's economic crisis. It has a giant sword, lights up, and can turn it's head.
Clearly, Japan is the more Dorfy of the two countries.
Post by: NotPete on June 17, 2011, 08:21:47 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 09:23:14 pm
Post by: kopout on June 17, 2011, 09:39:45 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 17, 2011, 09:45:36 pm
Post by: Aspgren on June 17, 2011, 10:00:49 pm
Do you want to see a 20 something girl shoot shit out of her nipples or not?
Seen lots of that on 4chan ... :(
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 10:05:24 pm
Death ray?
I think they may have been able to make it melt chocolate. From across a room.
Post by: Giarc on June 17, 2011, 10:06:54 pm
Death ray?
I think they may have been able to make it melt chocolate. From across a room.
A ranged chocolate melter? SUCH TASTY DEATH! WOE BE THE SOLDIER WHO RUNS INTO BATTLE WITH CHOCOLATE IN HIS POCKETS!
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 10:11:27 pm
Post by: Number4 on June 17, 2011, 10:15:04 pm
Post by: Giarc on June 17, 2011, 10:21:25 pm
Definitely dwarfy, at any rate. And aren't chocolate bars standard rations in the army?
They were, though I'm not sure now. Back then, they had Hershey make army chocolate that had to taste "no better than a baked potato".
Post by: Girlinhat on June 17, 2011, 10:24:07 pm
Post by: Ipwnurmom221 on June 17, 2011, 10:27:00 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 10:36:56 pm
Post by: Aachen on June 17, 2011, 10:38:43 pm
Post by: Monk321654 on June 17, 2011, 10:39:10 pm
I don't care if it spoils the entire game.
What is it with GLaDOS and Potatoes?
Post by: Giarc on June 17, 2011, 10:42:29 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: kopout on June 17, 2011, 10:44:13 pm
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Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 10:45:12 pm
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Post by: kopout on June 17, 2011, 10:48:27 pm
Post by: Monk321654 on June 17, 2011, 10:50:14 pm
Geeze, and I thought
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Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 10:55:02 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_Bg2Uuxh48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KedNH3NrkGw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i-nMWgBUp0 <--my favorite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX9Sc88qreg
Post by: kopout on June 17, 2011, 11:00:31 pm
Post by: Monk321654 on June 17, 2011, 11:03:05 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 17, 2011, 11:04:48 pm
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 18, 2011, 12:12:59 am
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Post by: Girlinhat on June 18, 2011, 12:17:05 am
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Post by: elf-fondling human on June 18, 2011, 12:18:55 am
thinking...
thinking......
think...ing.................................
-please stand by-
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 18, 2011, 12:28:30 am
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 18, 2011, 12:29:46 am
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Post by: elf-fondling human on June 18, 2011, 12:33:10 am
Krzz- initiating failsafe shutdown in 3...2......1.....
Post by: Tharwen on June 18, 2011, 06:32:19 am
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Post by: Syrup Roast on June 18, 2011, 07:13:23 am
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Post by: Endiqua on June 18, 2011, 08:45:25 am
Post by: Tharwen on June 18, 2011, 08:49:29 am
Lo, beware the quote pyramid threads, for they shall be locked, and the masses shall weep with the loss of their amusement. Refrain, refrain, I bid ye!Never! None may lock this thread!
Seriously though, I think that whoever is in charge of locking threads here must have already made a decision to let this one live.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 18, 2011, 09:49:20 am
Oh yeah, speaking of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIGxKY5y6Mg
Post by: Tharwen on June 18, 2011, 10:39:53 am
Oh yeah, speaking of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIGxKY5y6Mg
I... hate... you. Almost as much as I hate that sort of jump scare used to extract a quick and easy gasp from the audience of crappy horror films in lieu of any real atmosphere.
It's mostly just the scary video though.
Post by: NotPete on June 18, 2011, 10:53:33 am
Any way, back on topic! (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/111113-Woman-Tries-To-Hire-Hitman-Via-Facebook)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 18, 2011, 11:19:16 am
Post by: Tharwen on June 18, 2011, 11:36:33 am
I realized that something "scary" was coming, so I wasn't all that startled.Stories just seem funnier if they happen on facebook...
Any way, back on topic! (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/111113-Woman-Tries-To-Hire-Hitman-Via-Facebook)
Post by: Number4 on June 18, 2011, 11:42:16 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 18, 2011, 11:53:41 am
I'd have to imagine, considering that this thread is based entirely on losing any topic that may have existed in the first place.It's pretty bad, when your only way of advertising something is to compare it to another movie or book. "New on shelves this week! Brand new author! Could be the next Tolkein!"
Oh yeah, speaking of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIGxKY5y6Mg
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 18, 2011, 12:30:55 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 18, 2011, 03:55:31 pm
I just tried playing through the campaign again, and I'm now stuck at the first three-wolf level. They're so tough...
Post by: godisdead132 on June 18, 2011, 04:59:13 pm
P.S elvis was hitlers grandpa
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 18, 2011, 05:48:57 pm
has anyone thought of how complex cellular biology had to become to allow this disscusion to exist
P.S elvis was hitlers grandpa
Well, we had to evolve from single-celled organisms up to multi-billion cell ones.
Post by: Aachen on June 18, 2011, 06:06:54 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 18, 2011, 06:09:22 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 18, 2011, 07:00:22 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 18, 2011, 07:28:33 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 18, 2011, 10:11:50 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 18, 2011, 10:16:32 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 18, 2011, 10:22:43 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 18, 2011, 10:38:31 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 18, 2011, 10:40:05 pm
Spoiler: this (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on June 18, 2011, 10:42:42 pm
Post by: kopout on June 18, 2011, 10:59:07 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 18, 2011, 10:59:40 pm
Also, I can never rally get tired of Japan... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv-dEz9HW10&feature=related
Post by: Girlinhat on June 18, 2011, 11:16:48 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 18, 2011, 11:18:57 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 18, 2011, 11:19:34 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 18, 2011, 11:22:25 pm
Spoiler: The Real Mario (click to show/hide)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 18, 2011, 11:23:29 pm
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 18, 2011, 11:26:01 pm
Spoiler: The Real Mario (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Aachen on June 18, 2011, 11:29:48 pm
Spoiler: The Real Mario (click to show/hide)
WERE IZ TEH PEECH?
and....really....where is the bob-omb?
Post by: Lagslayer on June 18, 2011, 11:40:05 pm
Spoiler: The Real Mario (click to show/hide)
*cries in the corner*
Also,
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Post by: Number4 on June 18, 2011, 11:42:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y
Post by: Lagslayer on June 18, 2011, 11:58:23 pm
Real Mario is existing already....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y
He needed some nitrous to go with that mushroom. Would have increased the awesome factor by 219%.
Post by: Number4 on June 19, 2011, 12:29:17 am
Real Mario is existing already....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y
He needed some nitrous to go with that mushroom. Would have increased the awesome factor by 219%.
A guy does a awesome job of a real life replica of a video game and the reaction is? "Meh, not good enough. Should have used THIS!" Only in Dwarf Fortress.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 12:39:05 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 19, 2011, 01:30:16 am
Code: [Select]
☺~kThis is a masterful carving of Mario and a Koopa. Mario is throwing fire at the Koopa. The image relates to the killing of the Koopa by Mario on the Mushroom Kingdom with a Fire Flower.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 19, 2011, 01:31:34 am
Post by: Number4 on June 19, 2011, 01:53:48 am
Code: [Select]☺~kThis is a masterful carving of Mario and a Koopa. Mario is throwing fire at the Koopa. The Koopa is burning. The image relates to the killing of the Koopa by Mario on the Mushroom Kingdom with a Fire Flower.
Post by: Tharwen on June 19, 2011, 07:36:30 am
Aw, that would have been pretty awesome. I found a really cool "real" mario thing a while ago. Ever hear of it? http://therewillbebrawl.com/ It's got a pretty serious tone for the genre. And it's pretty entertaining, but it's a might gory at some parts.
That was on the Escapist about 2 years ago, wasn't it? Did you see Doomsday arcade? They had a pretty good go at doing a Mario too.
Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 11:26:32 am
Post by: carabide on June 19, 2011, 11:31:59 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 19, 2011, 11:37:38 am
Post by: Eric Blank on June 19, 2011, 11:40:58 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 19, 2011, 11:45:38 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 11:52:14 am
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6338921/Super.Mario.Bros.1993.Swesub.DVDrip.Xvid.AC3-Haggebulle
Post by: Girlinhat on June 19, 2011, 12:23:36 pm
Post by: thriftshopmusketeer on June 19, 2011, 12:52:55 pm
HOW LONG HAS THIS THREAD BEEN STAGGERING ALONG
Post by: Girlinhat on June 19, 2011, 01:00:57 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 19, 2011, 01:12:56 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 19, 2011, 01:21:34 pm
Post by: Scaraban on June 19, 2011, 01:25:56 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 19, 2011, 01:38:28 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 01:50:15 pm
Post by: Ricky on June 19, 2011, 01:51:39 pm
Spoiler: The Real Mario (click to show/hide)
Okay, this would be about 5x worse if someone put Family guy's herbert as the lakitu. someone must do it!
Post by: Eric Blank on June 19, 2011, 01:53:18 pm
And that dwarf is trying to fight it. Not even in the military.
Then I lose a soldier who tried to fight on the dodge-fall trap bridge...
Make that two soldiers.
Post by: Kattaroten on June 19, 2011, 01:56:37 pm
Post by: ArKFallen on June 19, 2011, 02:06:01 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 19, 2011, 03:33:08 pm
The flames. The burn up the grass like my fps and dwarves.and dignity. You shall forever be known as the overseer who let his dwarves burn.
Post by: Aachen on June 19, 2011, 03:38:50 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 19, 2011, 03:42:12 pm
Post by: Aachen on June 19, 2011, 04:03:14 pm
This is a ridiculously crafted ☼Bacon Tree☼ (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=77423.msg1984471#msg1984471)
B-B-B-but that's not stock!
Post by: Tharwen on June 19, 2011, 05:18:12 pm
This is a ridiculously crafted ☼Bacon Tree☼ (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=77423.msg1984471#msg1984471)No! Get that link out of here!
We can't expose this thread to topic or it might start to have a point.
Post by: Aachen on June 19, 2011, 05:36:48 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 19, 2011, 05:51:32 pm
WERE IZ TEH PEECH?
If certain flash authors are to be believe, you don't want to know.
Goombas and Toads are involved.
.. I don't quite know how I feel about it.
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 19, 2011, 05:55:38 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 19, 2011, 06:07:01 pm
.. Maybe the Punk-Elf. She has awesome hair.
Yes, the first thing that caught my eye was the hair.
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 19, 2011, 06:07:47 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 19, 2011, 06:10:47 pm
Probably why I chose Farah over Krystal and the Rabbit-chick in one of the sidescrollers.
Muscular + Redhead = <3
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 19, 2011, 06:15:11 pm
[1] Excluding the love of my life, Yumi
Post by: Dimitri on June 19, 2011, 06:20:51 pm
So, Farah>Krystal. For me.
Samus is good too.
As for real-life people, I raise you Heidi Vuorela.
She can snap my neck -any- day.
Post by: Tharwen on June 19, 2011, 06:22:17 pm
Post by: Aspgren on June 19, 2011, 06:22:54 pm
Blasphemy. Krystal > everyone else on the planet [1]
but Krystal isn't even ON our planet ...
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 19, 2011, 06:23:27 pm
And I've been cycling through avatars for ages, I didn't pick Renamon for any particular reason
Post by: Dimitri on June 19, 2011, 06:25:42 pm
I prefer feminine dudes, oddly enough.
Go figure.
To get back at the topic at hand, critters are devouring my tomatoes.
I have tried smearing myself with ash and dirt, then laying in wait with a rusty machete, but the buggers are too quick and numerous.
Ideas?
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 19, 2011, 06:27:20 pm
And on that topic, Magma, or a liquid of similar heat
Post by: Dimitri on June 19, 2011, 06:30:31 pm
And magma isn't bloody enough. I must liberally cover my territory with the eviscerated remains of my miniscule foes to 'discourage' further attacks.
My humble crop will GROW IN PEACE! >:(
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 06:30:52 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 19, 2011, 06:39:08 pm
... Guard kittens would be good in that one game, though.
Easy enough to replace, and just as effective as any miniscule drunkard at spotting things.
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 19, 2011, 06:52:59 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 19, 2011, 07:01:49 pm
My long, luxurious hair is considered near-blasphemous by most.
I believe the point is made.
.. I had an amusing bit of random to post, but I would seem to have completely forgotten what it was. Damn my poor memory.
Post by: NotPete on June 19, 2011, 07:03:04 pm
Post by: Giarc on June 19, 2011, 07:03:37 pm
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 19, 2011, 07:03:53 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 19, 2011, 07:14:19 pm
Much more interesting that the crowbar. Crowbars are -so- passe these days.
Gyrating rhythmically to porncore out in the open shall be my next experiment. I fear it will end poorly.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 07:24:02 pm
Post by: Aachen on June 19, 2011, 07:25:13 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 19, 2011, 07:26:44 pm
Actually, I put the worry in a semi-serious form over in GD, so we should probably get back to the random here.
Oh, and Porncore is a musical sub-genre, just to clarify.
Post by: Ravenkana on June 19, 2011, 07:49:43 pm
Girlinhat, are you secretly a Touhou?
Post by: Girlinhat on June 19, 2011, 08:26:23 pm
Also, Renamon is popular because it's an already humanoid digimon, as as Gardevoir is a popular pokemon because of how humamoid they are already. Makes for good "starter furry lust" since they're already so human by design.
Crops: Get hedgehogs. They eat like a pound and a half of insects every night. In England, home gardeners are known to cut hedgehog-sized holes in their fences and leave out bits of tuna or turkey to attract them to their gardens. They also make good pets, as they're hypoallergenic and only painful when they bristle.
Ravenkana: I admire your persistence, and your endurance through the penis, pokemon, japan, and more penis shall be dutifully rewards. But unfortunately, your princess is in another castle.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 08:43:14 pm
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff146/flame_master_14/animations/Claudia14340611689-iaza.gif)
Her name's Claudia, and she's wearing wiseglasses.
It's not perfect, but it makes me hnnnnng!
Post by: Girlinhat on June 19, 2011, 08:48:08 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 09:02:03 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Girlinhat on June 19, 2011, 09:21:45 pm
Post by: Ipwnurmom221 on June 19, 2011, 09:37:50 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 09:40:19 pm
Speaking of, my mindless drone dwarves are showing up as dead bodies, and it's a bit unnerving.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 19, 2011, 09:46:45 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 09:48:23 pm
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
Post by: Girlinhat on June 19, 2011, 09:51:55 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 19, 2011, 09:58:46 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 10:00:08 pm
How do you make a baby stop crawling in circles?
Oh yeah, and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAn7baRbhx4
Post by: Girlinhat on June 19, 2011, 10:03:04 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 10:13:49 pm
Post by: ArKFallen on June 19, 2011, 10:16:36 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 19, 2011, 10:19:40 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 10:26:28 pm
Post by: Giarc on June 19, 2011, 10:29:18 pm
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 19, 2011, 10:37:37 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 10:39:21 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 19, 2011, 10:48:57 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 19, 2011, 11:20:12 pm
Particularly Beelzebub, who is (because of his name) a total scat freak.
Post by: Number4 on June 19, 2011, 11:32:51 pm
Post by: Remalle on June 19, 2011, 11:56:49 pm
My fort had five hunters. Successful hunters, each had killed at least two foxes and untold amounts of deer. One was in the hospital, one was returning a kill, one was to the south-east of my fort hunting a fox, and two hunters and a dog were stalking deer to the northwest. At this moment at least two squads of melee goblins headed by marksgoblins had discovered the breach in my defenses and had snuck in while my patrolling squad of champions was on the far side of their patrol route. The ambushers revealed themselves by taking potshots at my masons from inside the yet to be constructed fortifications, perforating three, before turning their attentions to killing my woodcutters. My champions had not yet arrived from the other side of the map. One squad of goblins turned their sights to my hunters, who, in a stroke of marvelous luck, were in a stand of trees my woodcutters had not yet cut, while the other squad headed straight for my fort. With only one elite marksgoblin firing the trees absorbed many bolts but one of the hunters fell wounded, a bolt having pierced his shin. His loyal dog by his side, he fought valiantly but barely managed to wound a goblin raider before he was torn apart. My own champions were nearly upon the invaders, who decided to split their numbers. The leader of the squad (the same marksgoblin who had shot my other hunter) took four melee goblins with him to chase the hunter, who had chosen to run back to the fort through swampy ground. Meanwhile, the rest of the goblin squad had been torn apart, and the other squad that had charged at my fort had been taken out by the rookies guarding my main entrance.
The hunter, whose name has been lost to the depths of time, realized the goblins were gaining, and that he was leading them straight to his home anyway. He stopped, chose his spot near a murky pool, turned, and opened fire on the five chasers. One was shot in the leg and fell to the ground. One he killed. The marksgoblin shot him but it was just a graze. The hunter was in a trance.
The elite marksgoblin turned and opened fire on the squad of champions bearing down on them as his two remaining troops rushed the hunter. The hunter was terrified and snapped out of his trance, firing a wild shot before being tackled by one of the goblins. He had chosen his spot well, though, and both of them fell in the water. The marksgoblin and the other goblin were slaughtered by the soldiers of my fort as the hunter and the goblin started to drown.
What followed was one of the most pure examples of badassery I've ever seen in this game. My best miner rushed to the spot as the goblin flailed desperately to escape it's watery doom. My hunter, far from losing his head, held his breath and opened fire on the back of the panicking goblin. Blood billowed into the water. The goblin bled to death. The hunter was drowning as the miner made it to the edge of the pool and frantically began to dig a ramp. Then he saw all the water and decided to get a drink. One of my rookie miners started out and started where the other miner had left off. He finished the ramp. My hunter made it to the bottom of the ramp and drowned. I was very sad.
Eventually I finished the wall. I had leftover coloured stone so I built a giant green smiley face to honour the most badass hunter my halls had ever produced. Though I forgot his name I never forgot his dying act.
I have never before told anyone this story. Every word of it is true.
Post by: Scaraban on June 20, 2011, 12:04:40 am
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 12:34:40 am
My cat is currently playing under the blankets on my bed. Such a crazy old lady she is.
Post by: evileeyore on June 20, 2011, 04:30:58 am
That one live-action movie where Yoshi was terrifying? Man, I would have been... like 4 when that came out, and they showed that at my day care.Oy, yer just a wee lass!
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 08:50:29 am
And besides, Yoshi was adorable. http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0905/9.jpgThat one live-action movie where Yoshi was terrifying? Man, I would have been... like 4 when that came out, and they showed that at my day care.Oy, yer just a wee lass!
Post by: Dutchling on June 20, 2011, 09:11:27 am
http://www.uristcosmetics.com/
http://gabrieluristjewelry.com/
http://www.afura.nl/urist-button-up.html
Post by: Tharwen on June 20, 2011, 09:54:00 am
Amusing, isn't it, how often a dwarf survives submerged under water long enough for a miner to get there and dig a ramp, then dies on the ramp?My miner once started hunting for vermin while halfway through digging the last block of his escape tunnel, with all the picks on his side of the wall or otherwise inaccessible.
It angered me.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 12:13:36 pm
But everyone knows that magma is where the heart is.
Post by: Tharwen on June 20, 2011, 02:16:21 pm
But everyone knows that magma is where the heart is.At least, it is when you run out of water and the surgeons start using the next best alternative.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 02:36:53 pm
Quote from: Corneria link=http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=87208.0
whoops
It ends with a bang. :P
Spoiler: Explanation (click to show/hide)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 03:05:23 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 03:18:21 pm
I'll take it, and raise you this:Oh yeah, I forgot. If I'm putting up this, then I need to put up these as well:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p126/ninja15_photo/AGGRON-1.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qe9O90cD80
Post by: Tharwen on June 20, 2011, 03:59:36 pm
I don't want to start playing pokemon again! I have things to do!
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 04:18:40 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 20, 2011, 06:48:15 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 06:50:53 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 20, 2011, 06:52:13 pm
*Explodes*
Post by: Aachen on June 20, 2011, 07:38:53 pm
I already run about 20-30 tabs (O GAWD tabbed browsing) without tropes. Please help me be strong.
Post by: Remalle on June 20, 2011, 07:42:14 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 07:54:01 pm
It gives my opponent time to react to what would have otherwise been a swift and indefensible maneuver that takes advantage of their mistakes.
However, I do like to play Garrysmod when bored. Do you?
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 07:56:44 pm
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 08:03:17 pm
I do enjoy the works of others in that program however.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 08:30:51 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 08:36:59 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 08:37:23 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 08:38:06 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 08:38:51 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 08:43:49 pm
...just one lately.How many total?
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 08:45:01 pm
...Enough....just one lately.How many total?
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 08:49:19 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 08:50:27 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 08:55:08 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 08:57:16 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 08:59:00 pm
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 09:02:39 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 09:04:39 pm
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 09:06:19 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 09:06:51 pm
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 09:06:56 pm
Post by: Remalle on June 20, 2011, 09:07:23 pm
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 09:08:19 pm
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 09:08:49 pm
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 09:10:07 pm
Urist McForumGoer has been happy lately. he molested a Hina lately.
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 09:11:55 pm
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 09:12:57 pm
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 09:14:35 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 09:15:01 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 09:16:10 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 09:17:06 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 09:21:45 pm
Post by: Remalle on June 20, 2011, 09:23:46 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 09:30:17 pm
Spoiler: Let's try again (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lagslayer on June 20, 2011, 09:31:14 pm
I like sharks...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You're right, a bit more fur than I realized...Spoiler: Let's try again (click to show/hide)
Are you trying to turn people into furries? Isn't this forum already strange enough?
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 09:32:34 pm
There. I posted a fun fact, and drove the thread back to phalli.
Also, Mojo Nixon is a boss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3d2H6-4X7E
Post by: Aachen on June 20, 2011, 09:33:36 pm
Are you trying to turn people into furries? Isn't this forum already strange enough?
Waiiiiiit. Is that how it works?
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 09:34:09 pm
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 20, 2011, 09:35:51 pm
D:
Horse molesting is too hard for me.
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 09:37:51 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3d2H6-4X7EI like how they have "POLICE" bedazzled on the back of those jackets.
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on June 20, 2011, 09:39:02 pm
Hang on... What's with all of this horse molesting stuff?
D:
Horse molesting is too hard for me.
nah, its real easy.
I prefer cows though, nice big holsteins :)
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/10/061026-fungi-glow.html this is how dwarfs see in dak places.
Post by: Lagslayer on June 20, 2011, 09:39:26 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3d2H6-4X7EI like how they have "POLICE" bedazzled on the back of those jackets.
You know, once you get past the fact that it was supposed to be a Mario movie, it's a perfectly serviceable guilty pleasure.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 09:40:44 pm
Y'know, the fact that they're getting arrested while old ladies with stun guns roam free must mean something, right?
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 09:43:30 pm
Are you trying to turn people into furries? Isn't this forum already strange enough?...a little.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 09:45:34 pm
Um...
Um........
Ah!
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=amy+rose#/df4443
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 09:47:35 pm
It's like I'm really on 4chan!
Post by: Lagslayer on June 20, 2011, 09:49:02 pm
If I were at home I'd be breaking out the Exterminatus pictures...
It's like I'm really on 4chan!
This means we have gone too far.
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 09:50:41 pm
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on June 20, 2011, 09:50:47 pm
Where we clense the foul unclean stench of Slaanesh and his worshippers by the planetful.
And all for the push of one button.
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 09:51:58 pm
Or does it mean that we haven't gone far enough? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDmb4YQqizQ)If I were at home I'd be breaking out the Exterminatus pictures...
It's like I'm really on 4chan!
This means we have gone too far.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 09:52:09 pm
Spoiler: Image (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Original Site, mousover for translations. NSFW due to banner ads (click to show/hide)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 09:54:06 pm
...not quite, anyway.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 09:55:53 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 10:04:57 pm
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 10:06:00 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 10:09:03 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 10:09:57 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on June 20, 2011, 10:12:42 pm
Post by: Remalle on June 20, 2011, 10:15:31 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 10:16:38 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 10:19:41 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 10:20:26 pm
I'm gonna put them in my mouth oHMYFGODWRGAGLEBLGAWPLUIGGIRLL
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 10:21:07 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 10:21:44 pm
Oh, yeah. Everyone'll look at you.
Post by: Lagslayer on June 20, 2011, 10:22:50 pm
I can't figure out how to store my perfect gem... my dwarfs refuse to put it with the cut gems, the raw gems, and the artifacts.
Oh, yeah. Everyone'll look at you.
Dump it where you want it, then leave it there.
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 10:24:21 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 10:24:56 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 10:25:15 pm
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 10:26:07 pm
Post by: Aussiemon on June 20, 2011, 10:26:14 pm
DEAR GOD JUST LET IT DIE
HOW LONG HAS THIS THREAD BEEN STAGGERING ALONG
This thread has all the posts. All of them.
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 10:26:30 pm
I'm a furry, and I command this thread. Ergo, this thread is now furry. (and by extension, everyone who's read it.)Back! Back I say! I am an Internet Priest, and I say go back to the fires of /b/! BACK!
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 10:27:34 pm
But wait, you don't command this thread, this thread lacks any sense of command!
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 10:27:37 pm
http://memebase.com/
http://knowyourmeme.com/
Of course, having not visited memebase in a while myself, I got caught in my own web...
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 10:28:04 pm
e621.net is the least safe for work site evar, and my personal stomping ground. I'm probably gonna get banned just for mentioning the url...
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 10:29:40 pm
...Actually, I might get banned for that, too.
Post by: Aachen on June 20, 2011, 10:29:52 pm
We don't do /b/
e621.net is the least safe for work site evar, and my personal stomping ground. I'm probably gonna get banned just for mentioning the url...
ooooooooo did I just get some entertainment for the night?!
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 10:31:24 pm
We don't do /b/Well that's nice. I'm going to go vomit now.
e621.net is the least safe for work site evar, and my personal stomping ground. I'm probably gonna get banned just for mentioning the url...
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 10:34:15 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 10:35:06 pm
Welp, back to modding genitalia onto every creature in my DF install.
Next stop; removing them with sharp objects.
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 10:36:04 pm
Indeed...
Welp, back to modding genitalia onto every creature in my DF install.
Taking the Slaanesh approach, are we?
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 10:36:07 pm
http://memebase.com/2011/06/20/memes-answering-questions-like-a-boss/
Oh yeah, and that's really nothing new.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 10:38:05 pm
You forgot the part about removing them :PIndeed...
Welp, back to modding genitalia onto every creature in my DF install.
Taking the Slaanesh approach, are we?
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 10:45:42 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 10:46:17 pm
http://memebase.com/2011/06/20/memes-answering-questions-like-a-boss/I love this man... As much as a lesbian psychotic furry can, of course.
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 20, 2011, 10:47:13 pm
Poor thread...
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 10:48:34 pm
Post by: Monk321654 on June 20, 2011, 10:49:26 pm
Do you think Dwarves have knees or not?
Personally, I think they lack knees entirely.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 10:49:39 pm
http://memebase.com/2011/06/20/memes-answering-questions-like-a-boss/I love this man... As much as a lesbian psychotic furry can, of course.
Of course.
DUDE(S) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS THREAD!?
Poor thread...
Look where it is, it was doomed from the start.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 10:50:02 pm
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 10:50:35 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 10:51:31 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 10:53:37 pm
And dwarves need kneecaps like Elves need magma.
...
...
...
wait...
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 10:54:33 pm
What use are knees? Dwarves don't need to jump! They're dwarves!
Ever climb stairs without knees?
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 10:54:56 pm
DUDE(S) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS THREAD!?They mocked us, but we gave this thread life! LIFE! You can try, yes, you can try, but you can not kill it. We have taken this poor ragged piece and lifted it up! It is strong now, it would of have died with out us. Some new player just discovering forgotten beasts. Now look at it. LOOK AT IT! It is over 30 pages long! We gave it a chance to live and we will never let it die! It may look ragged, but it is ours, there is nothing you can do to stop it now! NOTHING! MUHAHAHAHAHA...Hahaha...*cough*
Poor thread...
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 10:55:29 pm
What use are knees? Dwarves don't need to jump! They're dwarves!
Ever climb stairs without knees?
Ever wonder why stairs are more damaging to your FPS than ramps? It's the dwarves!
Post by: Aachen on June 20, 2011, 10:55:38 pm
Ever climb stairs without knees?
Ever climb stairs with a dwarf-beard?
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 10:56:52 pm
Ever climb stairs without knees?
Ever climb stairs with a dwarf-beard?
Alas, I am clean shaven so the best I could do is climb stairs with my teeth.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 10:57:59 pm
Alternatively you can go outside and slaughter your friends who appear to be ambushing us again. A fair trade.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 10:58:59 pm
Ever climb stairs without knees?
Ever climb stairs with a dwarf-beard?
I imagine it would look something like a spider, or maybe Doc Oc, or Zim.
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 10:59:58 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 11:02:05 pm
Post by: Monk321654 on June 20, 2011, 11:02:37 pm
Because it seemed like Fun...Oh, it'll be Fun, just not fun.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 11:02:51 pm
http://memebase.com/2011/06/17/memes-intertube-records-darth-metal/
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 11:03:26 pm
So that's why I'm waist deep in the blood of my peers. Huh.Because it seemed like Fun...Oh, it'll be Fun, just not fun.
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 11:04:43 pm
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 20, 2011, 11:05:43 pm
OH GOD GIRLIN IS STUFFING ME INTO A TUBE WITH MULTIPLE LIQUIDS IN IT WHY DO ALL THE POEPLE AROUND HERE HAVE TAILS OH GOD ITS A FURRY MAKING PLANT GET ME OU- *gurgle*
Stop that. It's silly.
Post by: Monk321654 on June 20, 2011, 11:06:31 pm
It could be Nekomimi.
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 20, 2011, 11:06:36 pm
As I previously said, I am in control of this thread. You should be asking what I have done to this thread. And what I have done is glorious.You have transformed it into a distopia! I shall kill you!
Here stands Angel of Death, the human forumite
Angel of Death: Prepare to die!
The flying barrel strikes Girlinhat in the hat, tearing the hat!
Girlinhat has been struck down
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 11:08:02 pm
And I shall help!As I previously said, I am in control of this thread. You should be asking what I have done to this thread. And what I have done is glorious.You have transformed it into a distopia! I shall kill you!
Here stands Angel of Death, the human forumite
Angel of Death: Prepare to die!
Here stand's noah22223, the hum an forumite
Noah22223: Prepare to die!
The Human Forumite flog's the Girlinhat in the head, tearing the skin, shattering the skull, shattering the shattered parts of the skull, tearing the brain, and shoving the skull fragment's into the torn apart brain!
Post by: Monk321654 on June 20, 2011, 11:08:06 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 11:08:30 pm
-whatever it is necromancers do-
-whatever announcement zombies make-
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 11:09:36 pm
Post by: Remalle on June 20, 2011, 11:10:19 pm
Fun fact: my spellchecker thinks "furries" should be "curries".
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 20, 2011, 11:10:31 pm
Monk strikes Angel of Death in the right front eye tooth with her left foot, and the severed part sails off in an arc.AoD slashes Monk321654 in the eye with his *steel shitpost*, tearing the eye!
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 11:10:54 pm
NotPete bravely hides in the corner!
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 11:11:49 pm
Post by: Monk321654 on June 20, 2011, 11:11:55 pm
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 11:12:41 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 11:13:14 pm
EFH cancels dig: dangerous terrain.
EFH has drowned.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 11:14:12 pm
Post by: Monk321654 on June 20, 2011, 11:14:53 pm
I wonder if you could drown in booze...
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 11:15:30 pm
Noah22223 smashes Girlinhat in the Left Fourth Toe, smashing the bone!
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 11:15:57 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 11:16:04 pm
Drowning in booze would certainly be better than drowning in water.
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 11:16:56 pm
Oh, and Mr. Suave shark? I need you to go the atomic wrangler for a quest of mine. You will be an 'escort'.But I don't wanna! and I thought you people where fighting against furries (or something)? Doesn't this skip that and go onto full on beastiality?
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 11:17:45 pm
[Speech 50] You do wanna, or I will blast your brains out.
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 11:18:48 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 11:19:06 pm
Eric Blank lols at EFH for his dwarvenly attempt at mining.
Drowning in booze would certainly be better than drowning in water.
Actually, it was magma. Not that it matter, it'll still kill everyone.
Post by: Monk321654 on June 20, 2011, 11:19:44 pm
I LOVE IT!
It's just like back home!
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 11:19:59 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on June 20, 2011, 11:20:34 pm
MADNESS
I'm gonna take my steel shields and steel picks and hide in the closet.
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 11:21:12 pm
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 11:21:58 pm
*Boone Headshot*
Post by: Number4 on June 20, 2011, 11:23:06 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 11:23:35 pm
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 11:25:15 pm
*Hunting Shotgun to the face*
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 11:25:21 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 11:28:02 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 11:29:34 pm
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 11:31:07 pm
Post by: Monk321654 on June 20, 2011, 11:33:00 pm
http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/pokmon-too-sad-cant-stop-crying.jpgWow.
That's intense.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 11:33:21 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 20, 2011, 11:33:56 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 20, 2011, 11:36:09 pm
http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/pokmon-too-sad-cant-stop-crying.jpgI'm sad now.
I'm going to elect Noah out of the thread. All who agree with me, stop responding to him and treat him like any other troll - don't feed him. That means you, Mr. Dashing Shark.But...but...
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 11:36:27 pm
I aint no troll, mistir! and if yer leekin fer a tussle, ye hev foun yerself wun!
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 11:36:29 pm
http://pokememes.memebase.com/2011/06/14/memes-comixed-can-ash-evolve-into-zubat/
http://pokememes.memebase.com/2011/06/06/memes-art-of-trolling-magikarp-makes-a-big-splash/
Post by: Lagslayer on June 20, 2011, 11:47:33 pm
http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/pokmon-too-sad-cant-stop-crying.jpgThat's... messed up. Reminds me of another article I read recently.
http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2009/04/09/pokemon-explained/ (http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2009/04/09/pokemon-explained/)
And also a video I saw recently. I can't find the one with English text, but you can get the gist of it. I am not responsible for any feelings of depression you get from watching this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GPtl_0wsU4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GPtl_0wsU4&feature=related)
I couldn't care less either way, tbh. This has become my personal memedump.Damn Magikarp, you scary!
http://pokememes.memebase.com/2011/06/14/memes-comixed-can-ash-evolve-into-zubat/
http://pokememes.memebase.com/2011/06/06/memes-art-of-trolling-magikarp-makes-a-big-splash/
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 20, 2011, 11:51:53 pm
Also,
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lavender-town-music-conspiracy-creepypasta
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Vermilion_City_Machops
Post by: NotPete on June 21, 2011, 12:16:37 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 21, 2011, 12:19:59 am
http://memebase.com/2011/06/13/memes-philosoraptor-everything-is-made-of-braille/
http://memebase.com/2011/06/12/memes-rage-comics-flourish-is-also-pretty-great/
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2011, 12:20:37 am
Post by: NotPete on June 21, 2011, 12:21:57 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 21, 2011, 12:25:55 am
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2011, 12:29:18 am
But one noise that makes me want to kill myself is silverware on ceramic plates. The horror of it all...
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 21, 2011, 12:29:43 am
I'm going to elect Noah out of the thread. All who agree with me, stop responding to him and treat him like any other troll - don't feed him. That means you, Mr. Dashing Shark.Noah is too epic!
*sways arm's like a marching man*EEPIIIIIC!
I aint no troll, mistir! and if yer leekin fer a tussle, ye hev foun yerself wun!
Anyway, we should probably be putting the thread back on the rails.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2011, 12:31:02 am
Where were the rails? I think we're lost...
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 21, 2011, 12:31:46 am
-on-
http://www.1000steine.com/brickset/images/7896-1.jpg
Post by: noah22223 on June 21, 2011, 12:31:58 am
Post by: NotPete on June 21, 2011, 12:38:41 am
Post by: noah22223 on June 21, 2011, 12:49:58 am
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2011, 12:52:51 am
Post by: Ipwnurmom221 on June 21, 2011, 12:55:46 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 21, 2011, 12:58:06 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 21, 2011, 01:04:58 am
Someone's gonna make the dick joke about the giant woodpecker that undulates and shoots "webs"Me. I will. Not even gonna lie.
Post by: Lagslayer on June 21, 2011, 01:05:41 am
http://www.snorgtees.com/?utm_source=AffiliateFutures&utm_medium=Banner&utm_content=468by60_1&utm_campaign=AffiliateFutures&utm_source=AffiliateFutures&utm_medium=Text&utm_coThe moment I saw that commercial, I knew the mini-giraffe was the most awesome pet ever. Except my kitties. I love my kitties :).
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 21, 2011, 01:08:08 am
Post by: Lagslayer on June 21, 2011, 01:14:14 am
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2011, 01:18:56 am
Could request a transfer to an appropriate forum section at least?
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 21, 2011, 01:21:41 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 21, 2011, 01:45:32 am
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2011, 02:03:38 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 21, 2011, 02:09:12 am
Post by: evileeyore on June 21, 2011, 02:53:32 am
Alright then.If "Off-Topic" is the thread's "Topic", then... let's see
Where were the rails? I think we're lost...
..carry the one... divide by cake... Pig-Tailed Enamored Mad Dwarf Suturers...
... it appears that by my calculations Girlinhat is the originator, final poster, and every single contributor and viewer within the thread.
Post by: noah22223 on June 21, 2011, 02:56:19 am
...divide by cake...You are no mathatician, all true mathmatician's divide by Pie!
Post by: evileeyore on June 21, 2011, 03:00:23 am
Of course not, I'm a baker....divide by cake...You are no mathatician, all true mathmatician's divide by Pie!
Post by: noah22223 on June 21, 2011, 03:01:44 am
*Pull's out a hunting shotgun*
[Speech 50] Make me a cake. Now.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 21, 2011, 03:09:55 am
Post by: evileeyore on June 21, 2011, 03:11:49 am
Is it her birthday?
Doesn't she know "Pie is Better Than Cake, It's Scientifically Proven (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/pie-verus-cake-scientific-approach.html)"?
Post by: Girlinhat on June 21, 2011, 03:17:12 am
Post by: evileeyore on June 21, 2011, 03:17:50 am
Actually my birthday is coming up on the 4th here.And when will it be everywhere else?
Post by: Girlinhat on June 21, 2011, 03:21:49 am
Post by: noah22223 on June 21, 2011, 03:23:42 am
Noone seems to be using them, anyways.
Post by: Urk on June 21, 2011, 03:24:17 am
...at first everything was happy and fun :)
...then some things started to look little weird ???
...later on I started to feel slightly disturbed ::)
Still I kept following those link, even though I started to feel like something sinister was luring me into darkness...
I saw things... things that cannot be unseen anymore, things I feel guilty for seeing :-[
It feels like something pure and innocent inside me has been disturbed, tainted :-X
What is happening to me?
Post by: noah22223 on June 21, 2011, 03:25:00 am
What is happening to me?The internet, friend.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 21, 2011, 03:26:43 am
I have been reading all 40 pages on this thread, and I have followed every single link provided in comments, also those which have been only indirectly suggested...You're welcome.
...at first everything was happy and fun :)
...then some things started to look little weird ???
...later on I started to feel slightly disturbed ::)
Still I kept following those link, even though I started to feel like something sinister was luring me into darkness...
I saw things... things that cannot be unseen anymore, things I feel guilty for seeing :-[
It feels like something pure and innocent inside me has been disturbed, tainted :-X
What is happening to me?
Post by: Scaraban on June 21, 2011, 03:35:26 am
Good God!
Post by: evileeyore on June 21, 2011, 04:03:52 am
*picks up rails to melt for metal*What are you mad?
Noone seems to be using them, anyways.
We're all on those!
I have been reading all 40 pages on this thread, and I have followed every single link provided in comments, also those which have been only indirectly suggested...Just keep going forward, eventually you'll reach the end of depravity and thrust right into innocence from the back side.
...at first everything was happy and fun :)
...then some things started to look little weird ???
...later on I started to feel slightly disturbed ::)
Still I kept following those link, even though I started to feel like something sinister was luring me into darkness...
I saw things... things that cannot be unseen anymore, things I feel guilty for seeing :-[
It feels like something pure and innocent inside me has been disturbed, tainted :-X
What is happening to me?
Post by: Urk on June 21, 2011, 06:24:51 am
Just keep going forward, eventually you'll reach the end of depravity and thrust right into innocence from the back side.
Do you mean that if I delve into all kinds of most disturbing and terrible things I can ever find I will eventually go full circle and become pure and innocent again!
Thanks pal, I will start rushing this process ahead right away! I can't wait for enthusiastically thrusting my interwebz-entity deep into innocence from back side.
Post by: smokingwreckage on June 21, 2011, 07:37:47 am
Post by: evileeyore on June 21, 2011, 07:42:24 am
Post by: Number4 on June 21, 2011, 08:24:01 am
Just keep going forward, eventually you'll reach the end of depravity and thrust right into innocence from the back side.
But the Bible says NO!
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 21, 2011, 10:24:07 am
Everyone here has been thrusting into innocence's backside for a while now. It's alright, just make sure to take a break every once in a while.Just keep going forward, eventually you'll reach the end of depravity and thrust right into innocence from the back side.
Do you mean that if I delve into all kinds of most disturbing and terrible things I can ever find I will eventually go full circle and become pure and innocent again!
Thanks pal, I will start rushing this process ahead right away! I can't wait for enthusiastically thrusting my interwebz-entity deep into innocence from back side.
There is something horribly, horribly wrong in this thread.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 21, 2011, 10:43:34 am
All ways to read this thread are the correct ways.Correction:
"There is no right way to read this thread. But there is a wrong way. And you're doing it."
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2011, 11:05:43 am
Post by: AutomataKittay on June 21, 2011, 11:30:56 am
All you people should...
*AutomatayKittay have been distracted by well-crafted imagery lately*
Post by: Tharwen on June 21, 2011, 11:39:49 am
I don't know if I should be alarmed or not...
Post by: Girlinhat on June 21, 2011, 11:41:31 am
Post by: Remalle on June 21, 2011, 11:41:49 am
Because everything in this thread? It's in your mind.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2011, 01:03:25 pm
Post by: Aachen on June 21, 2011, 01:22:43 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 21, 2011, 01:55:42 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 21, 2011, 03:03:09 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 21, 2011, 03:08:23 pm
Post by: Scaraban on June 21, 2011, 03:56:32 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 21, 2011, 03:59:02 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 21, 2011, 04:05:54 pm
Post by: gentgeen on June 21, 2011, 05:34:29 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2011, 06:29:36 pm
Alternatively, creatures with a breath weapon dust attack could be used in defenses.
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 21, 2011, 06:36:26 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2011, 06:44:15 pm
The forgotten beast fluid cleanup idea is a good one, since they tend to boil away liquids. Do they burn hot enough to cause your booze stockpiles to explode though? A sad, sad day that would be...
Post by: noah22223 on June 21, 2011, 06:45:09 pm
I made my Nobles drink all of it.
Post by: HorridOwn4ge on June 21, 2011, 06:51:06 pm
The flying obsidian boulder strikes Urist McLyeMaker in the head shattering the skull and tearing the brain! A tendon has been torn and many nerves have been severed.
Urist McLyeMaker has been shot and killed!
Post by: Dimitri on June 21, 2011, 06:53:47 pm
I believe that counts as 'strange' in these parts.
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 21, 2011, 06:55:05 pm
I modded in Elves that are more hardcore than Dwarves.
I believe that counts as 'strange' in these parts.
No. It counts as heretical.
Post by: Flaming Toadstool on June 21, 2011, 06:56:30 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 21, 2011, 07:00:47 pm
You ever hear of an Elf murdering local fauna with a steel Langrsverd? I think not.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2011, 07:02:47 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 21, 2011, 07:03:28 pm
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 21, 2011, 07:12:51 pm
When elves are elves, elves are bad. When elves become awesome, then they are awesome. That simply doesn't happen under normal circumstances, however.And then Cacame burst from your PC and killed you
Post by: Tharwen on June 21, 2011, 07:13:26 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 21, 2011, 07:17:11 pm
Cacame
Who or what is a 'Cacame'?
Post by: Tharwen on June 21, 2011, 07:20:28 pm
Post by: Scaraban on June 21, 2011, 07:20:56 pm
OSHI-Cacame
Who or what is a 'Cacame'?
*Monitor Explodes outward in magma-ey death*
Post by: Dimitri on June 21, 2011, 07:32:58 pm
Not bad for a moss-haired pygmy cannibal.
Post by: Scaraban on June 21, 2011, 07:34:24 pm
Ah.Did you read all the thread? Do not assume to pass judgement until you have, and even then don't.
Not bad for a moss-haired pygmy cannibal.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 21, 2011, 07:51:28 pm
Post by: Remalle on June 21, 2011, 08:29:07 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 21, 2011, 08:30:49 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 21, 2011, 08:31:17 pm
Post by: Aachen on June 21, 2011, 08:41:39 pm
Cacame has a beard more beardly than most dwarves.
Cacame had a beard?!
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2011, 08:46:32 pm
I don't think beards could actually appear on elves though, so it's unlikely that he actually had one.
Post by: Remalle on June 21, 2011, 08:46:54 pm
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 21, 2011, 09:03:26 pm
It was fake, but you didn't notice that if you valued your- *CRUNCH*Cacame has a beard more beardly than most dwarves.
Cacame had a beard?!
Post by: NotPete on June 21, 2011, 09:51:08 pm
Post by: Aachen on June 21, 2011, 09:53:31 pm
What did we learn from this, kids?
"If they doubt your beardliness, smash in their skull?"
Post by: ArKFallen on June 21, 2011, 10:16:49 pm
What did we learn from this, kids?"Cacame is Bay12's Chuck Norris"
-or-
"We're memetic assholes"
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 21, 2011, 10:31:10 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 21, 2011, 10:45:42 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 21, 2011, 10:47:09 pm
Post by: Remalle on June 21, 2011, 10:55:02 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 21, 2011, 10:56:35 pm
Post by: Giarc on June 21, 2011, 11:15:44 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2011, 11:25:28 pm
Post by: gentgeen on June 21, 2011, 11:33:20 pm
Look! A Monkey!
Post by: Giarc on June 21, 2011, 11:35:28 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2011, 11:38:17 pm
OH GOD ITS ME I AM THE THIEVING MONKEY!
Eric Blank cancels live: cannot go on like this.
Post by: Remalle on June 21, 2011, 11:41:55 pm
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A MONKEY
Post by: NotPete on June 21, 2011, 11:45:07 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 21, 2011, 11:48:19 pm
Monkies are now SIZE:120,000
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 21, 2011, 11:51:25 pm
OOH! I KNOW! STAR WARS MONKEY!
Post by: NotPete on June 22, 2011, 12:07:43 am
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 22, 2011, 12:11:23 am
ITS INSIDE OF ME! THE MONKEY'S INSIDE OF ME! SOME ONE CUT ME OPEN! GET IT OUT!*slash*
OH GOD! IT'S STARING AT ME! ARRR- *gurgle*
Post by: evileeyore on June 22, 2011, 12:21:35 am
All ways to read this thread are the correct ways.Correction:
"There is no right way to read this thread. But there is a wrong way. And you're doing it."
STOP CORRECTING YOURSELF!
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7hgrtcrIV1qb4ej3o1_500.jpg)
Post by: Aachen on June 22, 2011, 12:28:25 am
THE INFECTIONS ARE .... no big deal?
O MY GOD THE GOBLINS ARE FILLING UP MY STOCKPILES
Post by: Girlinhat on June 22, 2011, 12:30:32 am
STOP CORRECTING YOURSELF!My mother was a Commodore 64, being recursive is a hereditary trait.
Also, with that, I have now entered the realm of artifact. This is an artifact girl. On the item is an image of an artifact girl.
Post by: Aachen on June 22, 2011, 12:32:47 am
STOP CORRECTING YOURSELF!My mother was a Commodore 64, being recursive is a hereditary trait.
Also, with that, I have now entered the realm of artifact. This is an artifact girl. On the item is an image of an artifact girl.
Yer fadda wuz a 80286.
Post by: Alkhemia on June 22, 2011, 12:36:55 am
Also here [EDIT: K taken down] Why did Noah build the ark?
Because news of the flood was leaked. :P
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 22, 2011, 12:41:48 am
Here's my newest contribution:
http://www.zelda-infinite.com/files/manga/
Post by: SirAaronIII on June 22, 2011, 12:43:34 am
Post by: Alkhemia on June 22, 2011, 12:44:04 am
I'll have you know that I got a malware warning from that site.hmm no hit from ESET but i'll take it down
Here's my newest contribution:
http://www.zelda-infinite.com/files/manga/
Post by: evileeyore on June 22, 2011, 12:56:56 am
This thread is like the ULTIMATE derail. There is simply no way it could be more derailed than it is oh wait i'm helpingYou don't understand, it's not derailed, it's perfectly balanced on the rails. It's so much on the rails, it can't leave the rails now if we tried.
It can only rail itself further. Somehow. Maybe. When you ride the rails long enough, the rails ride you.
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 22, 2011, 12:59:50 am
Post by: NotPete on June 22, 2011, 01:00:23 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 22, 2011, 01:01:43 am
Either that, or he's loving this. Toady is mortal too (for very large values of "mortal") and enjoys a good... wtf are we doing here again?
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 22, 2011, 01:03:48 am
Post by: Syrup Roast on June 22, 2011, 01:07:13 am
Nah. Insanity is only halfway through this. By the time you get to the end, you reach an entirely different state of conciousness.Zen? Martial trance?
Post by: NotPete on June 22, 2011, 01:09:12 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 22, 2011, 01:16:44 am
Moods? Is this all one collective Artifact?
Y̟̰͇̪̰̻̥̰̆͋o̸͖̫̗̩̙͆̇̌u͖͔̘̮̰̯ͫ͗͜͠ ̪̖̝̖̝̤̦͓ͪ̀̓͋̽s̡͔̤͌̈̎̊͠h̬̙͓̰̥̳͓͙̔̅̈́̎͋͊̔ͬͅõ̙͎̬͙̃́̽͗̀͜͝u̱͕̤̍̒ͦ̆̈́́l͒ͦ҉̠̦̻̼͓́d̀̊ͮ̆̅ͧͦ҉̷̫͓̹̫̺͙n̸̵̼͙͑̒̒̈́͋̏͌̋̀'̟̫̺̗͎̲͙ͥ̽̈ͮ̆̂͆͂ť̷̡͓͍͔̹̥̄͊̆͗̋͑ͫ ̙̋͂̇̏ͮ̒ͥ̏͑̕h̡̩͓̓͌̽͊̽̎̽ͭã̇ͤͥ̌҉̫͙̘̩v̶̧̝̰͖̭͑̀̀e̩̣̳̬͚͊̔̇̽́̊̄ͮ ̶̭ͦ́͆d̴͍̣̯͓̫̖ͪ̊̕o͇̼̗̓n̵̢͕̝̰̣̗͗̃ͯͩ̊ͬ̀̐͝ȩ̛̮̞͉͐̍ͪ̀ ̺̟̜̦̗̾͂͐̀́͞t̻̘͚̫͈͈̫̣̑ͣ͜h͇̰̜̙̱̐͊̆̆̓̚à̧͕͖̰͎̙͇̳̐̎͂̓̅̽̂̀t̳͚̩̝͎͚̙̾̄̊̽́.̶̹͈̙̦̑̀̍ͤ͒̓͟ ̸͓͓͉͚̊ͬ͘
̂̄ͮͭ͑͜͏̨̣̥͚h̯̖͔͗̀ͯ̋t̛̹̯̻̻̙̲̙̮ͥ̑t͆͋ͤ̐͋͢͏̯̣͙̝͓͖p̪͎ͨͨ̇̈́̆͋̿̀:̷̢̠̝̓ͮ͂͝/͕̝̹̬̦̰͚̺ͧ͞/̥̱̪͍̝̝̎ͤw̿͋͊̽ͯ̍̕͏͍̠̱̮͕͖̟͜ͅw̸̯͕͍̱̯͎ͮ̋̃͆͟w̡̡̖̦̄̉̌͗ͪ̅ͭ̚.͍͇̟̤̫̟̌̈̔ͧ̀̅͘͟yͦ͐ͤͥ̑͛ͣ͏̸̯̜͖̹̠̺̱͡ơ͍̰͖͇̰͂̑ͫͨ̌ͥ͗̔ṷ̘̭̩̻̠̯̹͙̒ͥ͊ͧ̐̅t͍̤͕̮͗͛̽̃͡uͬ̿̍҉̠b͈̑ͤ̽ͩ̋͛ͤ̉e̸̪̘̙͇̜̲͗͒ͥͫ̉͛̋̀.̼̹̼͉͐͒̾͞ċ̴̹̣ͮ̿̐̏́͡ó̼͟͢͝m͈̣͔͕̯̯̎̀ͬ̉ͯ̒ͭ͗͢/̷̲̼̪̜̖ͯ̕w̵̙̙͗ͨͫ̅ͦ̔a̹̼͕̺͚̾̊̎̂̄ͬ̀̚͜ṫ̬͕ͭ̇ͧ̏͘c̴̺̖̰͕̲͚͒̾ͯ͛̆̎̀̚ḩ̶̛̲͉̗̙̳̖̰̩̠̐̔ͮͮ̿̐̏?̝̱ͤ͊ͥ̑̐̚v͔̹̝̙̫̞ͮ̒ͮ͜=̠̫̠̅ͤ̾̽X̛̠̟̳̝͓͉̿͊ͥ̃̔ͭͨ͘6̙͓̯̏͒̈Ḏ̸̪̙̦̹͕̱͖͆̾2̷̡̡͖͍͙̈́̉ͫͧͤ̀ͅX̵̗͈̠̫͓̏̓ͤ̇́̅ͫ̚͟͟C̸̛̮̣͔̤̦̪̙͙̓̒̋̚͞J̪̤̬͚̖͔ͮ̌̑ͪͫ͊͘͞U̷̶̖̖̚ͅJ̘͈͙͐͆̎̑Ḧ͇͖̱̰̫͇́̾͜Y̮̯̜̋̓ͣͮ̅͋̃̚&ͩͣͫ͛̚҉̫f͔ͥ̈e̻͈̔͊a̖͓̰̪̹̟̼ͦͤ̿̏ͤ́͌t͙̣͚͍̠͇̑͗ͣú̪͔͔̹̘̝̲̘̄͑̒̌̀͜r̰ͮ͑͌̈͐͛͂ͮ̀͞ėͬ̓̈҉̡̦́=̡̢͇̜̜̔̒̊ͤ̅ͨ͌ͅr̸̻̱̟͒͌͆̐̑̆ͦ̋̀̚e͙̹͔̬͕̼̠ͧ̃̅̓͜l̢̹͎͉̘̘͛̽ȁ̹̮͚͖̻̿̏̊͗̌͛͠t̛̖̣͚̩̗ͮ̓̉̈͗ͯ̚͢e̛̬͚̰ͬͣd͇̭̔̇ͭ͊̕ ̠̻̮͍̘̜̆͘
̨̹̩͎̪̟̘ͧ̚ḩ̐̈́̋͂́̇ͦ҉̞̮̤̺̤t̤̥̰͇̜ͬͣͫ̄ͅt̢̥̝̳̜͕̫͎̼̅͞͝p̫̗̜̥̑̋̉̋ͧͪ̋:͗̇̕͜ͅ/̈́ͤͧ͐͐̔͐ͨ͜͏̪̪͇̭͍/̋ͬ̾̍҉̦̣̼̼͔͓̕w̸͖̥̯̲̭̙̬̜̽͆̆͛ͤw̔͗̃ͣ̓͐̑̈҉̷̴͕̺͙͚̮͚̞w̨͉̼̘̲͔̻̍ͣͯͬ͐͡.̺̮͇̖̙̣̳̍̈́ͪ͊̽̌͘͝ͅý͈̯͙͉͓͎͍ͪ̕͢ơ̭̰̮̱̮̓͋̔u̸̧̩̠̻̤ͬ̅t͉͉̆̾̑u̞̇̎͟b̼͔̅̇̈́͂̓ͨ̄̊͆͝e̳̞̙͊̑ͤ́͢͝.͓̥̪̱̌ͫ̈͌̏ć̀ͫͫ̒̏͑͏̖o͈͈͂̏ͦ̚͢͞ͅm̷̨̞̬̭͈͈̪̺̈́̔ͣ̊͊͜/̛̛͉̻̯̩͇̜̪̟̃̂̆̂̍̚͜w̬̰͉̱̻̓̌͋͞a̳̻͍͔̺̝ͤ͒͝ţ̗̂̐ͤ͐̏͊ͥ̕ͅc̡̩͇̥̦̫͎̮̈͌̆ͦ́́h̜̜̟ͥ̑̽̎?͈̖̮͍͈̱͍̪̉ͣ͗̎̑ͦv̧͇̗̖̤̱͂ͭ̔=̳̪̫̺̂ͩỉ̥̗̯̊͞Ĝ̘̯̯̪̾̽ͅO̹̯̜̻̙͂ͨͣ̅̀̀̚̕J̳̤̰̐̚m̦̹̔̀d̴̴͍̬̻̻̮͋̄̓̇͑̅ͦ͂x̢͒̓̓̋ͯ͝͏̖̼͎͙̭ͅd͓̟̱̰͔̱̄̓̏͐̚͘j̸͙̟͕̖͍̥̞͇̊̒ͅe̴̢͇̟̩͖̱͊ͬ̔͋̾ͤ̿́ͅǺ̮̦̥̼̬̜͈̽̾͟͜͠ͅ&̸̙̹̝͈͔͕̩̯̩͐ͬͥ̀f͉ͧ̌ę̟͔͖̪̖̰̪̜̣̊̅̕â̝̲̟͎̥̭̠͒t̜̱̙̗̰̗̓͆ͪ͛ͤͧ̕͟ų̵̩̳̝͇͕̲̗͒͌͊̾ͮ̽̑ͣ̀̚r̛̳̩̘̪͓̲̞̉͒ͬ̈̉́̑͡ȩ̛̘̖̮̞͇̘̫̂ͩ̊́͌̕=̨͍̼͖͖̠̯̑͒̋ͨ͗̈r̛͇̤͔͌͛ͥͥ͌̕ḛ̘̻͚̿̏̋̆͂͊ͫ͛͘͞l̶̙͓͕͍̟̜̊̀͢â̝̪̫͈̝͕͋̉̈́̿ͦ͗̇̀͡ṯ̺̞͚̠̳̄̾̓͂ͣ̓ẽ̥̲̞͔̪͂̒ͩ͆ͣ́͡d̜̰͍̰͎̼̭͇͚ͦ́ͤ̄ͮ́͞ ̴̳͚͍̖̫̦̭̤̥͗ͦ̍ͪ͛̾̇̕
̧̞͎̯̀͘ͅḥ̶̷̵̭̖̟͇̞̦́̑͛ͪͫͅt͍̞̱̾̂͞t͙͖͙͇͇͚̤͖͆ͯͩ͟p̧͂͏̫:̮̜̺̻̝̲ͮ͛ͭ̾̇̑͗ͩ̚͠/̶̧͖̰̖̲̼͕̗̮̃͒̾͊̊͢/̢̤̠̪ͩ̿̈́ͪͮͤ̂͟w̵̸̯̿̑̈́ͧ͒ͥ̉͛̚͞ẅ̸̵̛̗͉͍̣̮̺̘̖ͬ̌͂̽ͯ͊̊̚w̻̦̘͈͙̪̓̇.̠͓ͯͨ͆͜ỵ̵̰̺͈͖̱̬̈́͒̆ͦ͑͘ơ̭̣͚̝͕̎ͧ͑̈́ȗ͊̃ͬ̓͂҉̣̥̱̘̳̲̟t̢̻͇̫̟̼ͪͩ̾̇ͅṵ̏̋̒̀b͈̝̹̪̙͎̖ͭ͒̎̉͊̊ͩ͆̀͢͢ͅe̎̓͒҉̞̦̮̯̱ͅ.̸̪͉͍̙͓ͭ̓c̦̻͇̖̖͎̫̑͑ͫͤ̌͛ͅo̹̫̙͖̦̪̙ͯͮͨͨͅm̬͈̬̹̞͂ͫ͊ͥͪͥ͒͡/ͨ͘͏̘͓̼̪̠̘̬ẇ̒ͮ̍̇̾̿҉̷̸͚̦͉̗â̳̩̍ͪ̃͊͜͠t̆̈́ͬͮͮ͏̘̯͇͙͢ͅc̴̰̘̪̞͉͓̒̔̿̍͡h͚̏ͪ́̑͐̽͋ͩ͞?̷͑̓̎҉̱̙͎v̲̘̱͈̳ͤ̂̌͐̆̅̉ͭ̓͡=͙̗ͪ̓̉K̸̾ͦ͒̂ͫ͒̌͏̵̟̙͔̺͖͚̮͚4̦̝͎̖̟̤̺̗ͥ́͋̊̿̉ͭͦ̕8̄͂ͧ҉̰̯̹͝ͅQ̨͎̬͕ͩͨ̉̇̀͊͗̕d̸̲̫̘͉̯̱̋̅̔ͫ́̅̍͊́͜V̼̤̬͙̖̙̲͌̅̈́ͭȟ̥͙͍̺̖̭͕̺ͨ͑̌̑͒ͥ͘C̻̥̔̅̋̚͢͞B̶̬̣͈̙̄̉ͦ̓ͯ̏͜͡f̛̹̹̺̏̽̂̽̈͊̌̇̃͘Q̈̀͏͉̟&̵ͦ̊̉ͭ̚҉͈̼͎̞͔͙͠f̧̰̮̗̪̼͙̖͇ͪͦ̏̀̚͞e̡͓̦͕̲̬̞̟ͭ̿̐a͒ͧ̐ͤ̑̈͏̝͚̜̼̹͞t͖̆̽̿̽̊̍̂̃u͔̜̥̭̟͇̞ͣ̋̈́̇͐͠͝ͅr͌ͣ̓̌̾҉̦̰̠̣̩̺̘̫͎ė͔͖̯͙͔̄͘=̞͔̟̎ͦ̈ͫ͑͌̈͊̕͜r̴̯̜̮̠̝̱͔̅̽ͯ̔̐̈́e̶͈ͭ̉ͤͭͅl̩̜̫̖̠̭̓́̑̐̕a̟͍ͥ͜͟ẗ́̓̾̀҉̲ͅė͉̦̺͕͇̝̞̬̈́d̵̘͉͂̐͢ ̴̰̤̣ͥͮ͋͂
̟͎͙̔̆͌͐̃ͧͮ̏̀͡ḣ̽͋́̏̾̂ͤ̂͘͞҉͇̘̰͖̖͇̩͓t̯͍͈̂̉̂͒̓̒t̢̥̘͐ͩ̐͆͠p̖̤͙̯̭ͨ̔̓̍ͣͩ͗̒͂͘:̴̱̘̗̉̿͐̎̒ͧ̓ͯ͜ͅ/̵̧͎̝̲̱̩͙͖̹͕̑͊ͨ͋͒ͥ̆/ͤ̆ͮ͊̅ͯͫ̌͞͏͖̳̠͙̗̺̝̱͓ẁ̘͕̠͚̥̺͋͂ͧͤͦ͌́ẘ̠̮̳̺̟̠̪ͭ̊w̵̗̯̤̥̏ͧ̊ͮ͐̀̏ͧ͢.̸̣͖̤͙̻̫̼̔ͮ̊͆́ͣ̉̌͞y̧̬ͨ̐̇ͧ̐̾̑ͬȍ̫̺̤̊̑̓̾̽͞ụ̱̮̠͈̙͆̄̓ͬ͞t̵̴͈̖͎̫̥̩̮ͤ̂ų̬̣͈̗̱̘̑̈́͐ͮ̽ͥ͊̊b͍̯͈̺̖̤ͦ̈́̒ͣ̽̕͞ė̶͓̞̩̾̊͡.̷̨̼̤͙͕̬͔̥̠͆͋͟č̝̯̠͉̲͐̍̃͜͝o̬͔̞̓̋̎͟m̵͎̣̟̫͔̤̖̳ͣ͐ͪ̓̆̆͘͜/̵͚͎͎̬̣̦͌̉ͣͣ̑́wͫ̃̎̈͏͕͙̺̝͓͓̜̦͝a͍̠͕̮̙͙̗͚̙̐ͯͬͣ̈́ͯ̋t̴͍͈͍̪̬͑̅̀͌c͔̞̬͉̠̞̅ͪͤ̽̌̍̾͌́͜͠h̟̭ͯ͒̆?ͧͪ̉̋̓ͦ҉̨̞̮v̦͎͙̝͖̬̀ͪ̓ͭ̂̒̋́͝=̝̤̲̘̝̌̓͗Q͕̝̭̤̰̯̗̞͉ͭͩͭͫ͊͛ͪ́͘͜Ě̹̭̲̱̝͑ͩ͊͂̇͆̂̑̀7̛̺̺̹̥̪́͊ͭ͋ͤͩ͛͆Y̼̫̻̮̬̳̼̼͌̎ͨ̎͝U̶̥͚̰̙̯̽̊̔͋̓̄̐̀E̢̹̘̪̾͌͆͒ͣͪt͉͉͓͈̮̬͙ͯ̄͊ͧͨp̵̼̫͔̥͙͈̼̈́̓H̬̹̩ͮͮ̔͊͝o͙̬̩ͥ̔ͧ̚Ỷ̢̝̬̫̯̰͓́ͦ͆ͧ̍̀&̟̈̔̂̍̄ͫf̓ͯ̏͛͏̨͍̰̳̘͚̗̲ḙ̷̥̺̹͖̬͔͈͍̑̅̒̎̎̿̒͘͢aͫͤ̉ͤ̈́҉̸̤̪̦̠̫̩͙͇t̸̸̲ͨ̓̉͒͐̎̃͂̒ṵ͙̠ͥ̑́̅ͪ͒̀ͨr̡͑ͫͨ̔ͣ͋̆̀͏̦͈̦̬̖̠̜͕e̬͓͚͉̱̝̿̽̃͊͊͟≠̞̳ͧ͢ř̲̫̳͚͙͍̜̞̃ͯ͟ě̳̯̥͎͎̹̐̓̋͂ͩ̈̀̕lͩ̓͂͗҉̣͙a̧̍̈́̉ͧ͏̫̻͍̟̼t̷͇̝͙̱͙ͤ̀̍̊͢e̡͔̱̫ͨ͂̐d̲̠̺̱̟̘ͤ̑͊͜
Post by: Eric Blank on June 22, 2011, 01:18:56 am
However exposure to this thread has not staved off my multi-complex insanity. That mean's we're missing an item to begin construction. Now only to figure out what the missing ingredient is.
Ah! Uselessly irrational zalgo-ation post. That was what we were missing! I like the little commas arranged in circles. I'm going to have to engrave those onto the artifact at some point...
Bay12forums has begun a mysterious construction!
Bay12fourms is working furiously!
Post by: Remalle on June 22, 2011, 01:30:21 am
Post by: Eric Blank on June 22, 2011, 01:32:45 am
It will be ground into paste and used as glue to hold the blasted abomination together.
Post by: Ipwnurmom221 on June 22, 2011, 01:44:29 am
Incomplete artifact has stricken by a fey mood!
I must have pie! I must have insanity! I must have brains! I must derailment! I must have raw crystal glass! I must have slade! I'm friends with every dwarf in this fortress but i still want slade for my artifact! I must have magma! I must have a bear in a fighter jet with swords for teeth wearing a sombrero made out of the flesh of those who don't derail threads! I must have... erm... stuff! Stuffy stuff! The stuff kind! I must have one consistent train of thought!
I think its better if we let the abomination go berserk or stark raving mad after its completion.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 22, 2011, 01:46:10 am
Post by: Ipwnurmom221 on June 22, 2011, 01:50:19 am
Post by: Eric Blank on June 22, 2011, 01:59:04 am
IncompleteEric Blank cancels strange mood: job item lost or destroyed.abominationartifact cancels being awesome: Strange mood
Incomplete artifact has stricken by a fey mood!
Eric Blank has been stricken by melancholy!
Eric Blank has gone stark raving mad!
Eric Blank has gone berserk!
Urist Imiknorris has been struck down!
elf-fondling human has been struck down!
Robocorn has been struck down!
Notpete has bled to death!
Girlinhat has bled to death!
Leetsepeak has been shot and killed!
Angel Of Death has drowned!
Balathustrius has bled to death!
Three-Toe has been struck down!
Toady One cancels make game: too insane
Toady one has gone berserk!
Eric Blank has died in the heat!
Urist mcLyemaker has been struck down!
Your fortress has crumbled to it's end.
Tantrum spirals are !!fun!!
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 22, 2011, 02:01:08 am
Post by: evileeyore on June 22, 2011, 02:04:28 am
It needs a consistent train of thought, so no matter what its going to go insane(r) on this threadI don't understand what you're going on about, this has been one very long consistant train of thought. In fact I guarantee I can predict what is going to come next.
It's pretty obvious when you think about it.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 22, 2011, 02:05:55 am
Post by: evileeyore on June 22, 2011, 02:06:38 am
[EDIT]
Dammit! Ninja'ed!
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Post by: elf-fondling human on June 22, 2011, 02:06:44 am
Post by: Eric Blank on June 22, 2011, 02:07:23 am
Post by: evileeyore on June 22, 2011, 02:09:36 am
Post by: evileeyore on June 22, 2011, 02:16:14 am
Damn, I've been wondering for over five minutes now...
Post by: Eric Blank on June 22, 2011, 02:19:03 am
Annoying children.
Bad music.
Post by: Aachen on June 22, 2011, 02:26:53 am
Post by: Eric Blank on June 22, 2011, 02:31:36 am
Urist mcLyemaker has been ecstatic lately. He has sustained serious injuries recently. He has lost a spouse to tragedy recently. He has lost a pet to tragedy recently. He has been tortured for !!SCIENCE!! recently. He has been comforted by a lovely waterfall lately.
Well ok then!
Post by: evileeyore on June 22, 2011, 04:40:17 am
Why do we always single out Urist mcLyemaker for our random dorf calls? That guy must feel so horribly abused...Don't forget the Magnificent Dining Hall and tastefully arranged Drink.
Urist mcLyemaker has been ecstatic lately. He has sustained serious injuries recently. He has lost a spouse to tragedy recently. He has lost a pet to tragedy recently. He has been tortured for !!SCIENCE!! recently. He has been comforted by a lovely waterfall lately.
Well ok then!
Post by: Tharwen on June 22, 2011, 05:16:46 am
Why do we always single out Urist mcLyemaker for our random dorf calls? That guy must feel so horribly abused...Don't forget the Magnificent Dining Hall and tastefully arranged Drink.
Urist mcLyemaker has been ecstatic lately. He has sustained serious injuries recently. He has lost a spouse to tragedy recently. He has lost a pet to tragedy recently. He has been tortured for !!SCIENCE!! recently. He has been comforted by a lovely waterfall lately.
Well ok then!
All Drink is inherently tasteful.
Post by: gentgeen on June 22, 2011, 05:23:53 am
Post by: Tharwen on June 22, 2011, 05:37:49 am
Post by: NotPete on June 22, 2011, 08:36:55 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 22, 2011, 09:00:42 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 22, 2011, 12:23:28 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 22, 2011, 12:41:16 pm
Post by: Crazy Cow on June 22, 2011, 01:16:15 pm
So, a guy walks into a bar. This bar is in the crazy part of town, and there are, like, midgets and clowns and two-headed dogs all over the place. So he goes and sits down in a booth and waits for a waiter. It takes a while, but a waiter arrives to take his order. The guy asks for a beer, but the waiter says they don't serve beer. So the guy asks for some rum. The waiter claims there is no rum in the bar. Wine, whiskey, and that one thing made by Native Americans are also absent. So the guy asks what they actually do serve.
PENIS!
lolololol i said penis
And I'm watching the insanity happen, albeit from afar.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 22, 2011, 02:12:37 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 22, 2011, 02:33:29 pm
http://www.zelda-infinite.com/files/manga/minish/view.php?chap=4&page=10
Bookception.
Also, I'm boried. It's like being buried in boredome, but at least if it were that literal I'd have something to do in the sense that I'd need to dig myself out.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 22, 2011, 03:38:05 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 22, 2011, 04:04:18 pm
Post by: Ipwnurmom221 on June 22, 2011, 06:02:36 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 22, 2011, 06:07:22 pm
It gives me time to turn off the dirty pornography, you see.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 22, 2011, 06:26:31 pm
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 22, 2011, 06:26:57 pm
I've trained myself to hear the sound of footsteps on the landing outside my room even while gaming and listening to music under headphones.I started that about 7 years ago...
It gives me time to turn off the dirty pornography, you see.
Yeah :-[
Post by: Dimitri on June 22, 2011, 06:30:32 pm
Peg-Leg Pirate Battle-Nun is a GO!
Give it time. Everything comes with time.
Post by: Lagslayer on June 22, 2011, 07:22:07 pm
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/138751I can't believe the elf in a bear costume won. HERESY! BURN! BURN! Double Peg-legged Viking-Dwarf Nun With a Hook Hand (yes, that whole thing, every time) would have won if it were real!
Peg-Leg Pirate Battle-Nun is a GO!
Give it time. Everything comes with time.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 22, 2011, 07:49:52 pm
Post by: Organum on June 22, 2011, 08:10:47 pm
Post by: Organum on June 22, 2011, 09:42:33 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 22, 2011, 09:59:32 pm
Post by: ArKFallen on June 22, 2011, 10:23:25 pm
Did you know that 82% of all statistics are made up on the spot?At least 85%
Post by: Remalle on June 22, 2011, 10:31:35 pm
Post by: Aachen on June 22, 2011, 10:38:54 pm
Did you know that 82% of all statistics are made up on the spot?Verify
Post by: evileeyore on June 22, 2011, 11:35:23 pm
(http://ih1.redbubble.net/work.2992176.1.sticker,375x360.rhesus-pieces-v1.png)
Post by: Eric Blank on June 22, 2011, 11:45:14 pm
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 22, 2011, 11:46:53 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 23, 2011, 01:08:44 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 23, 2011, 01:56:23 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 23, 2011, 07:10:01 am
Post by: smokingwreckage on June 23, 2011, 07:20:41 am
Post by: Tharwen on June 23, 2011, 09:00:35 am
Post by: Syrup Roast on June 23, 2011, 09:06:59 am
Post by: Tharwen on June 23, 2011, 09:50:25 am
*Shudders*
Post by: Eric Blank on June 23, 2011, 11:17:39 am
Turned the thing around just so it wasn't glaring at me.
Post by: SirAaronIII on June 23, 2011, 12:51:33 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 23, 2011, 12:56:03 pm
In the meantime, please enjoy the resulting tantrum spiral.
Post by: Aachen on June 23, 2011, 01:21:44 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 23, 2011, 01:27:30 pm
Post by: Aachen on June 23, 2011, 02:02:50 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 23, 2011, 02:05:28 pm
Post by: Alkhemia on June 23, 2011, 02:41:00 pm
also here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4)
Post by: Monk321654 on June 23, 2011, 02:53:36 pm
Talking like that make me want to play The World Ends With YouQuickly!
also here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4)
We must mod in flying cats with pop tarts that leave rainbows in their wake!
Post by: NotPete on June 23, 2011, 02:55:48 pm
Post by: godisdead132 on June 23, 2011, 03:35:55 pm
ALL HAIL TACNAYN
Post by: Giarc on June 23, 2011, 04:21:08 pm
ALL HAIL OPPAI!
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/225262/ (Warning: Site has some NSFW banners and ads.)
Post by: Tharwen on June 23, 2011, 06:24:28 pm
All I saw was Giga-pudding!
Giga pudding!
Giga pudding!
Giga pudding!
Post by: Remalle on June 23, 2011, 06:31:36 pm
Post by: Ipwnurmom221 on June 23, 2011, 06:42:33 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 23, 2011, 06:51:19 pm
This headset I'm wearing is so good. The bass is incredible and I can actually hear bits of the music that just aren't there on laptop speakers.
It's like my head is being pounded in by Disturbed. In a good way.
Post by: Trippin on June 23, 2011, 06:58:11 pm
Entirely unrelated:
This headset I'm wearing is so good. The bass is incredible and I can actually hear bits of the music that just aren't there on laptop speakers.
It's like my head is being pounded in by Disturbed. In a good way.
*Raises his fist into the air violently, startling his roommate*
Post by: loser on June 23, 2011, 08:05:33 pm
http://www.etsy.com/listing/76552813/matched-set-of-hand-forged-steel-head (http://www.etsy.com/listing/76552813/matched-set-of-hand-forged-steel-head)
Dwarfy. Heavy. Kinky.
Post by: Aachen on June 23, 2011, 08:15:27 pm
This thread has gotten off-topic.
THE HELL YOU SAY!!!!!
This thread is always on topic. The topic may constantly change, however.
edit: No anger in my tone, friend. :)
Post by: NotPete on June 23, 2011, 09:15:21 pm
Post by: Monk321654 on June 23, 2011, 09:16:57 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc
Post by: Eric Blank on June 23, 2011, 09:42:36 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 23, 2011, 09:46:46 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 23, 2011, 10:09:36 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 23, 2011, 11:00:17 pm
Hero.
Post by: Remalle on June 23, 2011, 11:16:31 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 23, 2011, 11:33:28 pm
Cant get a USB still so no pics for you :P
But here's a pic from the oblivion mod I'm making:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Giarc on June 24, 2011, 01:54:24 am
Post by: Syrup Roast on June 24, 2011, 01:56:00 am
Post by: Tharwen on June 24, 2011, 06:14:12 am
Guys, you will not BELIEVE this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc
They made it! They actually made it!
Also... free to play? That means they've given in to the item store completely? But still... THEY MADE IT!
Entirely unrelated:
This headset I'm wearing is so good. The bass is incredible and I can actually hear bits of the music that just aren't there on laptop speakers.
It's like my head is being pounded in by Disturbed. In a good way.
*Raises his fist into the air violently, startling his roommate*
Don't worry, it's not the only thing I listen to. It's just improved greatly by the headset.
Post by: Monk321654 on June 24, 2011, 12:25:59 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 24, 2011, 03:01:58 pm
Post by: Remalle on June 24, 2011, 03:09:28 pm
Post by: Soapalope on June 24, 2011, 03:13:10 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 24, 2011, 03:18:19 pm
Tharwen are you an audiophile?
I'm not so pretentious as to call myself that, but I'm constantly amazed at the difference between most computer speakers and a good headset.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 24, 2011, 03:31:23 pm
Post by: Remalle on June 24, 2011, 03:47:44 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on June 24, 2011, 04:01:11 pm
Btw, when this happened my little 6 year old opinion changed. It went from "I don't like music" to "I don't like that music". I had realized there was something worth listening to.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 24, 2011, 04:03:45 pm
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Post by: gentgeen on June 24, 2011, 04:42:55 pm
Post by: Remalle on June 24, 2011, 04:55:23 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 24, 2011, 05:32:17 pm
Now, my 'top rated' list on iTunes (I have a sort-of-compulsion to rate every song in my collection) contains Metallica, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Muse, Disturbed, SOiL, The White Stripes, Jonathan Coulton, Nine Inch Nails and Three Days Grace. It would also have ACDC if it was available on the iTunes store, but it isn't and I haven't bothered to buy a physical copy.
I'm just glad to have reached a point where I know what I like and I'm happy that other people like different things.
On that note, the '95% of teens listen to pop, thumbs up if you're one of the 5% that listens to real music' comments on YouTube annoy me so very, very much.
Post by: Alkhemia on June 24, 2011, 05:54:19 pm
Post by: MythagoWoods on June 24, 2011, 06:40:22 pm
With a nice smattering of classical such as Bach, Chopin, and Weird Al.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 24, 2011, 07:01:28 pm
Post by: Urk on June 24, 2011, 07:14:24 pm
Watch this music video and count how many WTF-moments you experience:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2LP6U_ZAdM
Winner can choose if he wants to watch it again, others must watch it over again and again until they win.
Post by: Girlinhat on June 24, 2011, 07:37:25 pm
Then I became slightly annoyed at the fuzzy cuffs (which didn't lock, they just bent like pipe cleaners) and the cotton lace whip that she just flipped about. Amateurs... Need a braided leather whip, they're best used more as a lash where you just strike it over the flesh, instead of actually whipping like a bull whip. And those "cuffs". There are no words that can properly detail my disdain.
Post by: krenshala on June 24, 2011, 07:41:15 pm
My only "wtf" was "They couldn't find better fake tongues?"
Then I became slightly annoyed at the fuzzy cuffs (which didn't lock, they just bent like pipe cleaners) and the cotton lace whip that she just flipped about. Amateurs... Need a braided leather whip, they're best used more as a lash where you just strike it over the flesh, instead of actually whipping like a bull whip. And those "cuffs". There are no words that can properly detail my disdain.
... and I can only reply with ... WTF?
:P
Post by: Eric Blank on June 24, 2011, 07:43:27 pm
Post by: Urk on June 24, 2011, 08:01:52 pm
The entire thing is one big WTF moment.
It seems Eric Blank got biggest this far, so he is leading now! :D
Anyway, i think i go sleep now, its 4 am at my country right now.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 24, 2011, 08:10:43 pm
Post by: godisdead132 on June 24, 2011, 09:33:34 pm
What sick, perverted man does not take joy in rock and roll!?
hell ya personaly i personally prefer some nice relaxing death metal: Mors Principium Est, Soilwork, Lamb of god, In flames, Ensiferum and so on also suits playing df
Post by: Eric Blank on June 25, 2011, 02:12:42 am
Post by: Giarc on June 25, 2011, 05:19:53 am
Post by: CriticallyAshamed on June 25, 2011, 06:27:14 am
Post by: Organum on June 25, 2011, 06:57:46 am
Post by: Girlinhat on June 25, 2011, 07:01:33 am
Post by: Tharwen on June 25, 2011, 07:31:44 am
Post by: evileeyore on June 25, 2011, 07:48:47 am
You kids and your music and hair these days... why in my day kids had proper haircuts, like mullets or mohawks, and listened to proper music like Bad Religion, AC/DC, Queen. Why I remember the fisrt time I heard Eurythmics on the radio. We listened to radio back then, didn't have your fancy-dancy, teeny-tiny portable music players you goy these days. No sirree! We had massive BOOM boxes, you could shake a neighborhood with them. We'd play some Beastie Boys and the parents would get upset "Why don't you listen to good old fashioned rock and or roll, like the Beatles or Molly Hatchet or the Stones?" Heh, yup those were the good days, block parties that actually took up the block, break-dancin on flattened refrigerator boxes, drinking Coke - and not that new fangled "Zero" crap. We had sugar and calories and they tasted like ambrosia! We had the foodstuff of the gods! And then Al Gore went and invented the intertubes and ruined the climate with Bill Gates.
Get off my lawn!
Post by: NotPete on June 25, 2011, 08:42:21 am
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 25, 2011, 09:32:07 am
I used to hate death metal and screamo. But I think you grow accustomed to it. Now I'm proud to say I appreciate just about everything except "Gangsta rap" (I like rap just not "sexed some biznitches, shot some hoes" stuff) and BrokeNCYDE. I cannot stand pretentious bands.Err... You do actually know what Screamo is, right?
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 25, 2011, 10:03:55 am
The Beatles were screamo, I'm pretty sure. :PI used to hate death metal and screamo. But I think you grow accustomed to it. Now I'm proud to say I appreciate just about everything except "Gangsta rap" (I like rap just not "sexed some biznitches, shot some hoes" stuff) and BrokeNCYDE. I cannot stand pretentious bands.Err... You do actually know what Screamo is, right?
Anyways, I like alot of lyricless, electronic/classical type music... Classic Rock is fine, but it doesn't go well for repeated listening for me.
And Spose. I love Spose.
Post by: Tharwen on June 25, 2011, 10:51:00 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJSZOreWm8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJSZOreWm8)
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 25, 2011, 11:05:58 am
Best song of all time ever:Better song of all time ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJSZOreWm8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJSZOreWm8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccAs13M2dGI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccAs13M2dGI)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 25, 2011, 11:36:44 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euadl2uWy_g&feature=related
I like this one.
Also, I'm at a point in my life where I don't consider ending a sentence in !!science!! is grammatically correct unless I add a period.
Post by: Giarc on June 25, 2011, 11:53:30 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CQ0I7S19jw
Also, how more badass can you get when using cannons as musical instruments?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT5VjfNlGfI
Aside from using a suspension bridge as a giant acoustic guitar to play an monster killing riff that is.
Post by: Tharwen on June 25, 2011, 11:54:56 am
Half the top-rated comments are responses to someone else and there's never any way of looking to see what the original comment was. On that note, why isn't the top-rated comment the one with the most upvotes?
Post by: Giarc on June 25, 2011, 11:58:13 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 25, 2011, 12:08:08 pm
Post by: Organum on June 25, 2011, 12:13:32 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 25, 2011, 12:22:29 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 25, 2011, 12:56:15 pm
Clearly we think the same. We need to get married.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 25, 2011, 01:00:36 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 25, 2011, 01:08:12 pm
I like rain, cuddling, and long walks on the beach. *Shuffles closer*
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 25, 2011, 01:12:39 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 25, 2011, 01:24:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7eREddMjt4
Bear in mind that your answer will ultimately decide the strength of our relationship.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 25, 2011, 01:28:30 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on June 25, 2011, 01:45:09 pm
Does anyone else feel that acoustic instruments tend to sound messy when you play them too quickly or too many different notes at once? Pianos in particular can sound like someone is just smashing their fists randomly on the keys on a particularly complicated piece of music. But when done with an electric instrument, the notes become much clearer and the piece can be fully enjoyed.
Or maybe it's just me.
Post by: Remalle on June 25, 2011, 02:17:52 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on June 25, 2011, 03:09:40 pm
Don't sustain your notes so much. Play staccato instead of letting your notes ring out fully because as they decay they'll interfere with what you are playing and make it sound bad.Oh no, I mean in general. I don't know how to play an instrument.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 25, 2011, 03:38:04 pm
I feel that this thread has become far too benign...
Post by: Tharwen on June 25, 2011, 03:40:47 pm
At first, when I thought that was a real planet, I was a bit interested. Once I realized it was a game, I was enthralled. Upon seeing the flight mechanics, I fell in love and decided to marry this game engine instead. Sorry about that and thank you for your time. And now that I've seen the surface of the planet, I want to father this engine's children.You're perfect. I think this will work out after all.
Now... now I just need to find a way to get the engine out of the picture.
Post by: Remalle on June 25, 2011, 04:00:27 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 25, 2011, 04:27:23 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 25, 2011, 04:34:21 pm
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 25, 2011, 05:37:20 pm
No, without the hypotenuse, the standing leg will just fall over and, since it'd be in 2-d space, for all intents and purposes it'll just be one line.But then what will happen to the Y-axis?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?one/one/one/
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 25, 2011, 05:47:02 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 25, 2011, 06:08:47 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 25, 2011, 06:16:03 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 25, 2011, 06:23:16 pm
Post by: Remalle on June 25, 2011, 06:32:56 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 25, 2011, 06:36:34 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 25, 2011, 06:39:52 pm
Is your personality A. Square?
No, it's really more of a mass of incomprehensible contradictions and paradoxes.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 25, 2011, 06:46:36 pm
Eric Blank cancels exist in 3rd dimensional space: ascending to sixth dimensional consciousness.
Post by: Ipwnurmom221 on June 25, 2011, 06:58:01 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 25, 2011, 07:05:07 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 25, 2011, 07:33:13 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 25, 2011, 07:48:27 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 25, 2011, 07:55:51 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 25, 2011, 07:57:53 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 25, 2011, 08:45:19 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 26, 2011, 01:42:47 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Best dnd campaign ever. too bad my badger never really existed...
Post by: evileeyore on June 26, 2011, 04:49:01 am
Don't confuse it with the blood. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.There is a very simple solution to your problem.
Don't get the taste in your mouth in the first place.
Post by: Tharwen on June 26, 2011, 06:54:05 am
This just in: Badgers are actually a figment of your imagination! (http://[spoiler]http://i.cubeupload.com/sNyoCQ.png[/spoiler])Don't you mean... Optical Illuuusssioooonnsss (http://www.urealms.com/content.php?155)?
Best dnd campaign ever. too bad my badger never really existed...
(The relevant part is at 7:10)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 26, 2011, 09:01:15 am
~But... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
Post by: Eric Blank on June 26, 2011, 01:53:21 pm
Time to break out the !!magma!! and booze!
Post by: NotPete on June 26, 2011, 06:42:54 pm
But.. I.. Just..Can't..Stop...Don't confuse it with the blood. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.There is a very simple solution to your problem.
Don't get the taste in your mouth in the first place.
Post by: ArKFallen on June 26, 2011, 07:22:21 pm
1,000 lead coins.
Take one down, pass it around-"
ArKFallen cancels Verbal Insanity: Interrupted by Sanity
The Sanity strikes ArKFallen in the head, jamming the skull through the skull!
ArKFallen has given into sense.
Post by: gentgeen on June 26, 2011, 08:28:07 pm
I blame the dog.
Post by: Remalle on June 26, 2011, 09:11:37 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 26, 2011, 10:29:28 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 26, 2011, 10:46:08 pm
Post by: Ipwnurmom221 on June 26, 2011, 10:52:16 pm
We're running a multiplayer fortress with DFterm. It suits our combined insanity that I and girlinhat are constantly bickering while nobody else seems more than mildly interesting.
We're too busy watching your bickering to do anything interesting.
Uneventful fort, though. Nothing Fun after the first tantrum, and it only killed 4.
Post by: Dimitri on June 26, 2011, 11:19:16 pm
Someone linked me to it.
And of course, out of a morbid sense of curiosity (And intrigued by the allure of a new Post-Apoc game) I dug in.
... I'm not even sure furries would dig it.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 26, 2011, 11:34:04 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 27, 2011, 12:12:11 am
Furry-based 'Morphing' fetish.
Of course, being as curious as I am, I decided to see just how twisted from a human I could become.
Answer? Very.
Post by: godisdead132 on June 27, 2011, 01:05:15 am
lot of interesting articles to side track into like affects of various alloying compounds on carbide grain formation in high and low alloy steel and also ways of bypassing said problems incurred in high alloy tool steel while retaining desirable properties
or how the lorenz force when applied to railguns exerts most of the force outward on the rails instead of linearly along the projectile (makes me think gauss guns would be more efficient if trying to accelerate a projectile of a given mass up to a specific velocity) of course gauss guns rely on much more complex control systems to time the pulses to the coils which can massively affect efficiency if its off by even a little plus they're only useable with fero-magnetic materials
and don't even get me started on current fusion plant design (who the hell thought inertial confinement was a good idea) tokamaks are ok but need a lot of work before they would be useable personally i like the pollywell concept of magnetically assisted electrostatic confinement much less lossy than magnetic alone and nowhere near as finicky as inertial plus if it could be perfected it would be much smaller than any other design could even be used on medium sized boats (less than 100') and potentially could run proton boron aneutronic fusion much safer and higher energy
Post by: Lagslayer on June 27, 2011, 01:22:56 am
Armok is awesome. Armok is evil.
Therefor, Armok is Wikipedia.
Post by: godisdead132 on June 27, 2011, 01:37:25 am
random crap for the wikipdedia
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 27, 2011, 09:13:27 am
Post by: Urk on June 27, 2011, 01:59:28 pm
And my friends are coming soon...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuCw5k-Lph0
Post by: Eric Blank on June 27, 2011, 02:01:02 pm
Post by: Urk on June 27, 2011, 02:20:21 pm
!!dwarves!! are friends, not food! - Demonic chant.
Yes, and sometimes they want to marry you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBNrtrntkJ4
Post by: Eric Blank on June 27, 2011, 03:19:46 pm
Post by: Tharwen on June 27, 2011, 03:20:48 pm
Post by: godisdead132 on June 27, 2011, 03:56:49 pm
good song
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on June 27, 2011, 04:23:09 pm
620 BC: Draco, Athenian law-maker, was smothered to death by gifts of cloaks showered upon him by appreciative citizens at a theatre on Aegina.[1]
1814: London Beer Flood, 9 people were killed when 323,000 imperial gallons (1,468,000L) of beer in the Meux and Company Brewery burst out of their vats and gushed into the streets
1919: In the Boston Molasses Disaster, 21 people were killed and 150 were injured when a tank containing as much as 2,300,000 US gal (8,700,000 L) of molasses exploded, sending a wave travelling at approximately 35 mph (56 km/h) through part of Boston, Massachusetts, United States.[48][49]
1942: 32 men died when the British cruiser HMS Trinidad accidentally torpedoed herself.[70]
1959: In the Dyatlov Pass incident, nine ski hikers in the Ural Mountains abandoned their camp in the middle of the night, some clad only in their underwear despite sub-zero weather. Six died of hypothermia and three by unexplained injuries. The corpses showed no signs of struggle, but one had a fatal skull fracture, two had major chest fractures, and one was missing her tongue. Tests showed that all of the hikers had been exposed to large amounts of radiation. Soviet investigators determined only that "a compelling unknown force" had caused the deaths.[79]
1974: Basil Brown, a 48-year-old health food advocate from Croydon, drank himself to death with carrot juice.[91][92]
1983: Four divers and a tender were killed on the Byford Dolphin semi-submersible, when a decompression chamber explosively decompressed from 9 atm to 1 atm in a fraction of a second. The diver nearest the chamber opening literally exploded just before his remains were ejected through a 24 in (60 cm) opening. The other divers' remains showed signs of boiled blood, unusually strong rigor mortis, large amounts of gas in the blood vessels, and scattered hemorrhages in the soft tissues.[117]
1995: A 39-year-old man committed suicide in Canberra, Australia by shooting himself three times with a pump action shotgun. The first shot passed through his chest, but missed all of the vital organs. He reloaded and shot away his throat and part of his jaw. Breathing through the throat wound, he again reloaded, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.[144]
2004: An unidentified Taiwanese woman died of alcohol intoxication after immersion for 12 hours in a bathtub filled with 40% ethanol. Her blood alcohol content was 1.35%. It was believed that she had immersed herself as a response to the SARS epidemic.
2008: Abigail Taylor, a 6-year-old from Edina, Minnesota, died nine months after several of her internal organs were partially sucked out of her lower body while she sat on an excessively powerful swimming pool drain. Surgeons had replaced her intestines and pancreas with donor organs, but she later succumbed to a rare transplant-related cancer.[178]
Jumping out of a plane to film skydivers without wearing a parachute (U.S., 1987)[11]
Attempting Russian roulette with an unexploded landmine[15]
We call dwarfs stupid when we play them. Some place a dwarf is playing human world and calling us stupid
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 27, 2011, 04:44:22 pm
http://www.darwinawards.com/
Post by: jamesadelong on June 27, 2011, 07:45:18 pm
1983: Four divers and a tender were killed on the Byford Dolphin semi-submersible, when a decompression chamber explosively decompressed from 9 atm to 1 atm in a fraction of a second. The diver nearest the chamber opening literally exploded just before his remains were ejected through a 24 in (60 cm) opening. The other divers' remains showed signs of boiled blood, unusually strong rigor mortis, large amounts of gas in the blood vessels, and scattered hemorrhages in the soft tissues.[117]
Has there been any effort made with making the bends a disease? Or explosive decompression? I would love to maufacture a method to fill a gobbo with air-bubbles, then tear him apart over a pit that leads to the food stores. On some levels, I wouldn't need a butcher. Just a tailor to stitch the flesh together to make leather.
EDIT: How about an extremly high pressure? take a vertical magma S-bend, put a metal floor piece over the top and crush and drop the goblin patty down onto the cooktop. A brand new concept for a fast food place.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 27, 2011, 09:51:35 pm
stitch the flesh together
OMG Frankenstein mod!
Post by: jamesadelong on June 27, 2011, 10:08:50 pm
stitch the flesh together
OMG Frankenstein mod!
Damn fine idea! Any chance of being able to create creatures out of a workshop? That would be awesome! A small army of zombie creatures made from the stitched together meat and bones of other enemies! Use the butcher skill to actually cobble together a body out of parts and the clothier to stitch it together. From there, store them in the pens for use in training or train them up at the kennels for use in the military. Have one steel clad necrocommander leading ten or fifteen of these in battle, wading against a group of goblins or have the endless waves constantly fall against the elven archers until they start to run out of arrows and the necros are on top of them, tearing them apart. Then using the fallen and the dead elves create an even larger army!
Genius idea! I tip my hat to you my good man!
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 27, 2011, 10:13:44 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on June 27, 2011, 10:17:43 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 27, 2011, 10:20:18 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on June 27, 2011, 10:31:54 pm
If you tweaked the files, you could end up different castes created to serve different purposes. Ones composed of a gas bag and two legs to serve as a suicide soldier, another as a building destroyer to act as a battering ram, yet another fast attack capable of throwing soldiers and tearing through defensive positions and then attacking your civilians.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 27, 2011, 11:03:04 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on June 27, 2011, 11:10:51 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on June 27, 2011, 11:16:58 pm
Frankenstein monsters would require doctor skills to create. A butcher might get to make the parts, but the doctor puts it all together.
Butcher for the lower forms, the more basic soldiers. Doctors for the higher, tougher forms.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 27, 2011, 11:32:11 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 28, 2011, 12:26:26 am
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 01:02:29 am
Frankenstein monsters would require doctor skills to create. A butcher might get to make the parts, but the doctor puts it all together.
Butcher for the lower forms, the more basic soldiers. Doctors for the higher, tougher forms.
As in six-armed dwarfenstein's monsters with adamantine battleaxes grafted onto each hand?
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 28, 2011, 01:23:03 am
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 01:27:55 am
No, as in adamantine axes grafted onto three hands and platinum crossbows grafted onto the other three, with smaller hands grafted behind them to reload and shoot them.
With adamantine plating stitched into the skin?
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 28, 2011, 01:41:15 am
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 01:43:14 am
Post by: jamesadelong on June 28, 2011, 01:43:36 am
No, as in adamantine axes grafted onto three hands and platinum crossbows grafted onto the other three, with smaller hands grafted behind them to reload and shoot them.
With adamantine plating stitched into the skin?
So we are excited about engineering a user-created creature that chews through most forgotten beasts with ease? And then setting it against our dwarfs? Interesting... your all a bunch of masochists, you know that right?
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 01:45:11 am
No, as in adamantine axes grafted onto three hands and platinum crossbows grafted onto the other three, with smaller hands grafted behind them to reload and shoot them.
With adamantine plating stitched into the skin?
So we are excited about engineering a user-created creature that chews through most forgotten beasts with ease? And then setting it against our dwarfs? Interesting... your all a bunch of masochists, you know that right?
I'm well aware of it. *Points at user text.*
Post by: jamesadelong on June 28, 2011, 01:49:12 am
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 01:51:44 am
Post by: Remalle on June 28, 2011, 01:56:56 am
Post by: jamesadelong on June 28, 2011, 02:37:56 am
Post by: gentgeen on June 28, 2011, 05:24:54 am
Post by: rhesusmacabre on June 28, 2011, 05:47:12 am
Post by: Tharwen on June 28, 2011, 08:42:43 am
Post by: jamesadelong on June 28, 2011, 08:44:18 am
That word gives me the strangest mental image...
You too?
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 28, 2011, 09:11:57 am
I just realized something, with the help of my brother:
If you break a record for the number of records broken in a single sitting, doesn't that add to the number of records you've just broken, increasing the number and breaking the record again?
Post by: Girlinhat on June 28, 2011, 11:42:36 am
Post by: jamesadelong on June 28, 2011, 11:55:23 am
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 12:22:56 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 28, 2011, 12:23:54 pm
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 12:27:00 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on June 28, 2011, 12:29:11 pm
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 12:34:52 pm
...
DF needs black holes. That is all.
Post by: jamesadelong on June 28, 2011, 12:36:33 pm
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 12:44:06 pm
When we could have *Dramatic Drumroll*... Black Hole Powered Frankendorfs! :P
Post by: jamesadelong on June 28, 2011, 12:51:53 pm
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 12:55:58 pm
Black Hole-powered Frankendorf-powered Black Hole-powered Frankedorfs!
Post by: jamesadelong on June 28, 2011, 01:02:15 pm
[OBJECT:PLANT]
[PLANT:FRANKENDWORF]
[NAME:black hole-powered frankendorf-powered black hole-powered frankedorf]
[NAME_PLURAL:black hole-powered frankendorf-powered black hole-powered frankedorfs]
[ADJ:Black hole-powered frankendorf-powered black hole-powered]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STRUCTURAL:STRUCTURAL_PLANT_TEMPLATE]
[BASIC_MAT:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:STRUCTURAL]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:WOOD:WOOD_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:awesome-dworfwood]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:awesome-dworfwood]
[PREFIX:NONE]
[TREE:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:WOOD][TREE_TILE:6]
[DRY]
[BIOME:DESERT_SAND]
[SAPLING]
[SOLID_DENSITY:500]
Post by: Eric Blank on June 28, 2011, 01:19:46 pm
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 01:22:27 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on June 28, 2011, 01:28:36 pm
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 01:31:22 pm
White Hole-powered Vampire elves.
Then we could take a Black Hole-powered frankedorf, and make an Alcubierre Drive with the two, and finally have dorfs go faster than light. :P
Post by: Oliolli on June 28, 2011, 01:34:10 pm
Or goblin mummies?
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 01:37:28 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on June 28, 2011, 01:41:27 pm
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 01:46:37 pm
Plus, it'd naturally be preceded by advances in dwarven computing, such as figuring out how to apply quantum stockpiling to constructions to allow a computer that takes up only a 3 tile by 3 tile space to be as powerful as 10 fortress-sized computers. :P
Post by: Lagslayer on June 28, 2011, 02:13:04 pm
That's the whole point. To turn the entire world into one big dwarven BH-pFD/WH-pVE ship!You mean kinda like this? (http://www.watchcartoononline.com/invader-zim-episode-24-battle-of-the-planets)
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 28, 2011, 02:19:28 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on June 28, 2011, 11:31:14 pm
Post by: Monk321654 on June 28, 2011, 11:35:10 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 28, 2011, 11:46:38 pm
Post by: Organum on June 28, 2011, 11:55:23 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on June 29, 2011, 12:09:44 am
Ticket to fly on first-ever FTL ship. Owner was... unhappy with the engineering.
Post by: Monk321654 on June 29, 2011, 07:46:05 am
I knew Plump Helmets were giant mushrooms, but I was told they were as big as TVs.
Post by: Giarc on June 29, 2011, 09:12:17 am
I just learned something weird.
I knew Plump Helmets were giant mushrooms, but I was told they were as big as TVs.
What sort of TVs? Small guard-post TVs or 60 inch plasma screens or what have you.
Post by: Khris on June 29, 2011, 09:35:54 am
Also why are there always menacing spikes?
Post by: Vorthon on June 29, 2011, 09:37:29 am
I suppose, I assume we're using elves as fuel? Breed them and simply burn them?
Do you even know how an Alcubierre drive works?
They'd be the exotic matter with negative mass. Seriously, go look alcubierre drives on wikipedia.
Post by: jamesadelong on June 29, 2011, 11:42:05 am
I suppose, I assume we're using elves as fuel? Breed them and simply burn them?
Do you even know how an Alcubierre drive works?
They'd be the exotic matter with negative mass. Seriously, go look alcubierre drives on wikipedia.
You know what? Even with the exotic material used, the insane amount of potential energy needed, the quantum engineering and automated systems required to keep everything running, I'm still putting in steam furnaces run on elves...
Post by: Vorthon on June 29, 2011, 11:46:30 am
Post by: jamesadelong on June 29, 2011, 11:52:37 am
Post by: Vorthon on June 29, 2011, 11:54:41 am
Hmm... Antimatter-powered Kobold Mummies? For A-pKM probes?
Post by: jamesadelong on June 29, 2011, 12:03:19 pm
Post by: Vorthon on June 29, 2011, 12:06:17 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on June 29, 2011, 12:21:45 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 29, 2011, 12:47:37 pm
Post by: Vorthon on June 29, 2011, 02:16:45 pm
We are the Dworfs. Existence, as you know it, is over. We will add your geological and mechanical distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.Quoted for the sigtext thread.
Post by: jamesadelong on June 29, 2011, 02:43:56 pm
Awesome! I've been memorialized!We are the Dworfs. I bet you won't notice the change. We will add your geological and mechanical distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.Quoted for the sigtext thread.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 29, 2011, 03:18:16 pm
Oh yeah, and I forget if I've posted this yet: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Vermilion_City_Machops
Post by: Vorthon on June 29, 2011, 03:50:10 pm
Awesome! I've been memorialized!We are the Dworfs. I bet you won't notice the change. We will add your geological and mechanical distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.Quoted for the sigtext thread.
I saw what you did there. >_>
Post by: Eric Blank on June 29, 2011, 04:12:07 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 29, 2011, 06:42:18 pm
I think a song from them is thoroughly 'strange' for the average person.
So, here we go..
Michael Jackson's Dick - Black n' Decker Fanny Wrecker
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/377840 (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/377840)
DISCLAIMER: Extremely crude and offensive lyrics. They don't take it seriously, so neither should you. I know I don't. :D
Post by: jamesadelong on June 29, 2011, 07:36:02 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 29, 2011, 07:45:35 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on June 29, 2011, 07:56:00 pm
Too much? ???
Huh? Whaddya mean?
Post by: Dimitri on June 29, 2011, 07:59:12 pm
Shit lads! We've been rumbled!
I am completely unfamiliar with slang outside of my own area, so I always assume the worst.
Post by: jamesadelong on June 29, 2011, 08:11:20 pm
It generally means that the person saying it has been caught doing the wrong thing I.E: altering quote and seeing if anyone would notice.
As for your song? I don't mind it. It's certainly... interesting, but it does have a number of redeeming features. :P
Post by: Vorthon on June 29, 2011, 08:19:29 pm
Dwarven orbital bombardment would be interesting, to say the least.
Post by: NotPete on June 29, 2011, 08:24:24 pm
Post by: Giarc on June 29, 2011, 08:27:36 pm
Post by: Vorthon on June 29, 2011, 08:29:15 pm
Post by: Remalle on June 29, 2011, 08:32:39 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 29, 2011, 08:34:40 pm
That's ok :)
It generally means that the person saying it has been caught doing the wrong thing I.E: altering quote and seeing if anyone would notice.
As for your song? I don't mind it. It's certainly... interesting, but it does have a number of redeeming features. :P
Good to know.
The fact that they're all laughing through the entire thing definitely lightens the mood. Ridiculous turned to 11.
Post by: jamesadelong on June 29, 2011, 08:45:16 pm
We already have orbbombsats. They're just not worth the effort, so of course their totally dwarfy.Well, dropping a tungsten crowbar from space has roughly the effect of a 50kg bomb due to kinect energy. One could assume a 70kg dwarf would have a decent effect. Times that by seven for a full payload and viola! Instant dwarven kinetic weapons.
In game though. Do creatures take damage from having other creatures fall on them? Does armour get taken into account? Can I mod in lead armour and call the whole thing a full metal dwarf and simply drop him frm a high platform onto a goblin?
EDIT: I've just woken up so my writing is wrong. Put him in lead underclothes and then encase him in copper armour and call THAT a full metal dwarf.
Post by: NotPete on June 29, 2011, 09:02:09 pm
Post by: Shootandrun on June 29, 2011, 09:02:41 pm
Also, it would be really messy.
Ninja'd
Post by: jamesadelong on June 29, 2011, 09:07:02 pm
Also, yes mess is an annoyance but it is damned interesting to watch.
Post by: NotPete on June 29, 2011, 09:10:38 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on June 29, 2011, 09:11:44 pm
Post by: NotPete on June 29, 2011, 09:32:50 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on June 29, 2011, 09:43:59 pm
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Post by: jamesadelong on June 29, 2011, 11:39:08 pm
Post by: Gatleos on June 30, 2011, 12:09:43 am
trance for micro-managementBecause when I think of mashing the same two keys over and over, I think of hardcore techno music. How stupid do you-
*tries it*
OH MY GOD IT WORKS
Post by: jamesadelong on June 30, 2011, 12:25:16 am
StuffBecause when I think of mashing the same two keys over and over, I think of hardcore techno music. How stupid do you-
*tries it*
OH MY GOD IT WORKS
I lol'd
Post by: godisdead132 on June 30, 2011, 03:56:37 am
cause i certainly will not have been unbelieving in them as of the inverse of tomorrow
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 30, 2011, 12:35:40 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 30, 2011, 02:13:27 pm
14:55:48 <Nidoking> this was a triumph...
14:56:05 <Nidoking> im making a note here
14:56:12 <Eric_Blank> MASSIVE. FAILURE.
14:56:34 <Nidoking> its hard to overstate my satisfaction...
14:56:57 <Nidoking> aperture !!science!!
14:57:09 <Nidoking> we do what we must because we're drunk
14:57:23 <Nidoking> for the good of all of us except for the dead nobles
14:58:17 <Eric_Blank> yeah we're fucked with a berserker and all the troops upstairs fighting gobbos
14:58:20 <Nidoking> you just keep on trying until you get your candy cake
14:58:39 <Nidoking> lol
Started a tantrum spiral that's doing what tantrum spirals do to any good fortress. I find it hilarious! Hurr was chewing me out so i punched her in the face and killed her. Now my lover is dead! HAHAH! Goblins are besieging us! Ridiculous, don't they know they can't get in! I love you world!
Eric Blank cancels oversee fortress: went insane
Eric Blank has gone insane
Eric Blank has gone stark raving mad!
Post by: Matz05 on June 30, 2011, 05:38:32 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 30, 2011, 06:01:44 pm
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 30, 2011, 06:08:57 pm
Your argument is invalid. Mr. Ando is a penguin.
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 30, 2011, 06:47:25 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on June 30, 2011, 07:46:52 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRF28GvoL7M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRF28GvoL7M)Damn, Japan. You crazy!
Your argument is invalid. Mr. Ando is a penguin.
Post by: Remalle on June 30, 2011, 08:52:38 pm
Not so bad. I've seen much stranger in he-nevermind.Did you know the baby on the cover of Nevermind was actually swimming? I didn't know babies could swim...
Post by: elf-fondling human on June 30, 2011, 09:14:06 pm
Post by: kopout on June 30, 2011, 10:18:32 pm
Post by: Remalle on June 30, 2011, 11:09:35 pm
Post by: Dimitri on June 30, 2011, 11:18:29 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttn1otpx7zA
Lyrics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Monk321654 on July 01, 2011, 06:30:06 am
Post by: Dimitri on July 01, 2011, 02:40:30 pm
Post by: Remalle on July 01, 2011, 03:33:58 pm
Post by: Scaraban on July 01, 2011, 04:20:15 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 02, 2011, 12:10:49 am
Remember: One merchant and one misplaced kill order is all it takes to kill the entire fortress. :P
Post by: Vorthon on July 02, 2011, 04:33:38 pm
Oh god what have I done I am a monster :'(
Remember: One merchant and one misplaced kill order is all it takes to kill the entire fortress. :P
You're not a monster, you're just a normal DF player.
Post by: UristMcHuman on July 02, 2011, 04:52:44 pm
Oh god what have I done I am a monster :'(
Remember: One merchant and one misplaced kill order is all it takes to kill the entire fortress. :P
Post by: jamesadelong on July 02, 2011, 08:51:57 pm
Post by: Vorthon on July 03, 2011, 12:50:13 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on July 03, 2011, 01:29:07 pm
Post by: Vorthon on July 03, 2011, 01:34:07 pm
But that removes my own justification for killing the Elves. I will not be held responsioble for killing them "cause I could". I much prefer a pretext.
Bah. Pretext is for the weak. :P
Post by: Urk on July 03, 2011, 03:16:03 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpP5lh6Pl6c
-edit-
that one dancer, one with panties in her head reminds me about someone...
Is girlinhat from Japam by the way?
Post by: Girlinhat on July 03, 2011, 03:37:53 pm
Post by: Urk on July 03, 2011, 04:02:18 pm
Funny how you say "she" like it means something there.
Usage of he/she thing is really alien for me actually, in my language there is no gender difference for that word.
Post by: Lagslayer on July 03, 2011, 04:04:44 pm
What language is that?Funny how you say "she" like it means something there.
Usage of he/she thing is really alien for me actually, in my language there is no gender difference for that word.
Post by: Urk on July 03, 2011, 04:17:26 pm
word "hän" means he/she, there is no any gender difference
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Girlinhat on July 03, 2011, 04:23:16 pm
What I meant was "I think that's a guy in a skirt". I'm still not sure they weren't all guys.
Post by: Urk on July 03, 2011, 04:28:54 pm
What I meant was "I think that's a guy in a skirt". I'm still not sure they weren't all guys.
When i was watching it i just kept thinking in my head "they are all girls actually!", when i thought it enough i started to actually believe it, even if one had beard.
Post by: jamesadelong on July 03, 2011, 10:39:29 pm
But that removes my own justification for killing the Elves. I will not be held responsioble for killing them "cause I could". I much prefer a pretext.
Bah. Pretext is for the weak. :P
I'd rather go down as the guy who saved my dworfs than the omnicidal maniac leading a bunch of idiot-midgets. That said, I'd rather go down in history in a diamond encrusted submarine, but that doesn't always happen.
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 03, 2011, 10:47:39 pm
I do think that most of them are guys, though. Also, the link to that squid wrestler video on the right was pretty...something.
Who is that band, anyway, Urk? Or rather, I know the name from the video, but I'd be interested in learning their history/demographic/genre/etc.
Post by: Crustypeanut on July 04, 2011, 01:15:53 am
Post by: Eric Blank on July 04, 2011, 04:54:09 am
Bug report!
My poor cat isn't even feeling like drinking milk from a saucer. She loves her treats... we MUST get rid of that cyst so she starts eating again.
Post by: ArKFallen on July 04, 2011, 08:00:47 am
http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-2345-discodesertI've always loved doing that.
Bug report!
And you got that without duplicating raws? Weird.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 04, 2011, 08:31:59 am
Think he submitted a bug report too.
Post by: Urk on July 04, 2011, 12:37:16 pm
Who is that band, anyway, Urk? Or rather, I know the name from the video, but I'd be interested in learning their history/demographic/genre/etc.
Which band do you mean? If you mean that WTF Japan video, then i have no idea what it is or what is band... i just stumbled to it somewhere and it had so big WTF-factor that i posted it here.
If you mean band i mentioned later in spoiler tag then there is wikipedia page about it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indica_%28Finnish_band%29.
...yeah, i also watched that squid wrestler thing, did you notice how the squid looks that hot girl in the last second of video, i wonder what he has in his mind... ::)
Post by: SlimyMarmot on July 04, 2011, 01:20:10 pm
Carry on.
Post by: Urk on July 04, 2011, 02:00:52 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoKZhaigLQA&NR
Post by: gentgeen on July 04, 2011, 02:03:47 pm
Post by: thatkid on July 04, 2011, 02:16:50 pm
finnishMy god even your pop music sounds good.
word "hän" means he/she, there is no any gender differenceSpoiler (click to show/hide)
I am ashamed to be American, this is our version of pop rock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytLzxl4-mLw
D:
Post by: flieroflight on July 04, 2011, 02:21:39 pm
Post by: Urk on July 04, 2011, 02:27:14 pm
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/your-pancake-porn-for-the-day-sfw
Just admit it, YOU WANT IT!
you want it badly...
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 04, 2011, 09:21:01 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on July 05, 2011, 05:30:08 am
anyone else love how a thread that started out about a dick fb has got over 1000 replies and is now bearing no connection to the origional subject?
By saying that, the conversation has now gone back to having a connection. I hope your happy. >:( :P
Post by: Tharwen on July 05, 2011, 05:59:05 am
anyone else love how a thread that started out about a dick fb has got over 1000 replies and is now bearing no connection to the origional subject?
By saying that, the conversation has now gone back to having a connection. I hope your happy. >:( :P
Quick! We need a derailment over here!
What's that? Oh, right, I'll tell him... You're missing an apostrophe!
Post by: jamesadelong on July 05, 2011, 07:05:21 am
the topic changed from FBs with webs to pancakes?
WTF?
Yeah, we're thinking of starting a gang that knocks off vast shipments of silk string onboard trains. Since we all live on differen't parts of the world this is how we practice.
Post by: Girlinhat on July 05, 2011, 08:53:37 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 05, 2011, 10:55:09 am
Post by: gentgeen on July 05, 2011, 05:25:10 pm
These images make you want it...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/your-pancake-porn-for-the-day-sfw
Just admit it, YOU WANT IT!
you want it badly...
As someone with deep family roots in Vermont, I have to say there is way too much blueberry goup on that page. Syrup comes from boiling down maple sap, not from adding concentrated corn extract over sub-standard fruit.
Post by: krenshala on July 05, 2011, 05:42:12 pm
I'm still going to add those blueberries in the fridge to the next set of pancakes I make.These images make you want it...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/your-pancake-porn-for-the-day-sfw
Just admit it, YOU WANT IT!
you want it badly...
As someone with deep family roots in Vermont, I have to say there is way too much blueberry goup on that page. Syrup comes from boiling down maple sap, not from adding concentrated corn extract over sub-standard fruit.
I agree with you about the syrup though. Nothing quite like living some place where most people have taps hammered into the trees in their yard so they can make their own syrup. :D
[My family is from near Buffalo NY, so I saw that quite a bit growing up :)]
Post by: Jalapeño Cheesepuffs on July 05, 2011, 05:45:38 pm
anyone else love how a thread that started out about a dick fb has got over 1000 replies and is now bearing no connection to the origional subject?
I now present to you... an asshole fb!
It squirms and fidgits to release poisonous gases! It is known for its cavernous opening and depraved intents! Best of all, its name is Anus!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
-rerailed
Post by: Girlinhat on July 05, 2011, 10:43:48 pm
Post by: evileeyore on July 06, 2011, 02:36:28 am
Post by: Alkhemia on July 06, 2011, 09:03:14 am
2. http://leekspin.com/ (http://leekspin.com/) old but here
C. Is a FB made of obsidian with deadly dust hard to kill?
Post by: Urk on July 06, 2011, 09:58:42 am
2. http://leekspin.com/ (http://leekspin.com/) old but hereDid you know that this is originally part of the song from finnish folk band Loituma?
If you have not seen original for some reason, civilize yourself now and check it out here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
...oh crap, now i got stuck to listening that thing over and over again, its like some invisible beast has squirted some kind of sticky web all over my brains ???
Post by: Alkhemia on July 06, 2011, 10:08:19 am
Nice it has the translation I've always wondered what they were saying.2. http://leekspin.com/ (http://leekspin.com/) old but hereDid you know that this is originally part of the song from finnish folk band Loituma?
If you have not seen original for some reason, civilize yourself now and check it out here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
...oh crap, now i got stuck to listening that thing over and over again, its like some invisible beast has squirted some kind of sticky web all over my brains ???
Post by: Remalle on July 06, 2011, 10:31:39 am
If all you're seeing is squares, tough. Install the east Asian fonts already :P
Post by: LemonFrosted on July 06, 2011, 11:13:30 am
뿅쨍 got the 2018 Olympics! 떼헤밍욱! (I can't spell, alright?)Grats on that, by the way.
If all you're seeing is squares, tough. Install the east Asian fonts already :P
Post by: Scaraban on July 06, 2011, 05:16:02 pm
Post by: LemonFrosted on July 06, 2011, 05:20:04 pm
So... it's a Finnish polka about some hardcore teenage f***ing?2. http://leekspin.com/ (http://leekspin.com/) old but hereDid you know that this is originally part of the song from finnish folk band Loituma?
If you have not seen original for some reason, civilize yourself now and check it out here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
...oh crap, now i got stuck to listening that thing over and over again, its like some invisible beast has squirted some kind of sticky web all over my brains ???
Sweeeeeeeet.
Post by: Vorthon on July 06, 2011, 05:35:24 pm
뿅쨍 got the 2018 Olympics! 떼헤밍욱! (I can't spell, alright?)
If all you're seeing is squares, tough. Install the east Asian fonts already :P
What about squares with letters from the latin alphabet in them?
'Cause that's the way I see 'em.
Post by: Remalle on July 06, 2011, 06:16:59 pm
Post by: Vorthon on July 06, 2011, 06:20:50 pm
Post by: Number4 on July 06, 2011, 06:35:26 pm
No, seriously, the computer I'm using is displaying them with latin letters in them.
You're not the only one.
Post by: Vorthon on July 06, 2011, 06:48:12 pm
No, seriously, the computer I'm using is displaying them with latin letters in them.
You're not the only one.
Yay! I'm not crazy! Well, at any rate, I'm not any crazier then I was earlier. :P
Post by: jamesadelong on July 06, 2011, 09:45:39 pm
No, seriously, the computer I'm using is displaying them with latin letters in them.
You're not the only one.
Yay! I'm not crazy! Well, at any rate, I'm not any crazier then I was earlier. :P
Well I am crazy and I see Latin so... yeah. Win?
Post by: Remalle on July 06, 2011, 09:52:37 pm
Iä! Iä!
Post by: jamesadelong on July 06, 2011, 10:02:34 pm
Post by: Alkhemia on July 07, 2011, 05:35:38 am
A dicto simpliciter ad dictum secundum quid."Where an acceptable exception is ignored".
For people who don't know latin or to lazy to google it.
Post by: noah22223 on July 07, 2011, 05:40:04 am
Post by: jamesadelong on July 07, 2011, 05:54:25 am
Post by: Tharwen on July 07, 2011, 08:41:49 am
Post by: smokingwreckage on July 07, 2011, 08:49:05 am
Post by: jamesadelong on July 07, 2011, 09:52:52 am
Post by: LemonFrosted on July 07, 2011, 10:18:53 am
<3 Stephen Fry.
Post by: Remalle on July 07, 2011, 11:59:12 am
Post by: Karnewarrior on July 07, 2011, 12:19:41 pm
Post by: thegoatgod_pan on July 07, 2011, 01:37:07 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on July 07, 2011, 02:04:23 pm
Post by: godisdead132 on July 07, 2011, 02:14:26 pm
DF players need a natural outlet. I can pretty much guarantee that those participating in this thread have experienced smoother, less chaotic forts. All of their chaotic neutral energy is directed at this thread, allowing their forts to thrive.please use insanity thread for smother more regular forts
PS i just watched both the fritz the cat movies followed by dead leaves on netflix i feel like i just dropped way too much acid OH GOD THE SOFAS GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Andux on July 07, 2011, 03:44:03 pm
I like Stephen Fry :3
Stephen Fry is rapping about sheep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSJPr8aYN_w); your argument has merit.
Post by: Alkhemia on July 07, 2011, 10:48:25 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on July 07, 2011, 11:16:33 pm
DF players need a natural outlet. I can pretty much guarantee that those participating in this thread have experienced smoother, less chaotic forts. All of their chaotic neutral energy is directed at this thread, allowing their forts to thrive.
I HAVE A NEW SIG!
Post by: Girlinhat on July 08, 2011, 01:05:33 am
Post by: Rurik on July 08, 2011, 03:17:10 am
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n97/The_Hammer_of_The_Emperor/Pelikuvat/df001.png)
Ok, fine. Then I looked at nearby civilizations:
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n97/The_Hammer_of_The_Emperor/Pelikuvat/df002.png)
Eh, what the--? I had to make sure what a marmot is (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmot).
So really - one of those little squakers became so legendary it earned a nickname and became a ruler of a civilization? Wow!
Post by: Scaraban on July 08, 2011, 03:58:48 am
Post by: jamesadelong on July 08, 2011, 09:05:51 am
Post by: Eric Blank on July 08, 2011, 02:33:30 pm
DF players need a natural outlet. I can pretty much guarantee that those participating in this thread have experienced smoother, less chaotic forts. All of their chaotic neutral energy is directed at this thread, allowing their forts to thrive.
Woah... It's like you're psychic AND hacked my computer!
In other news; I made frost wyrms horribly deadly in my mod. For whatever reason their 'freezing' flames, at a grand temperature of 5 urists (versus 10k for average animal's body temperature), will cause your fat to melt off, on top of the bleeding caused by the syndrome related. It's actually more deadly than the standard dragon breath but if you survive the initial bleeding (by being the size of a full grown bull elephant, and as anorexic as a super model on some killer drugs...) the remainder of the symptons from the syndrome are relatively minor. Well, maybe the swelling will be severe enough to cause necrosis, but that's still not as bad as the fat melting.
Blocking it doesn't really work though as it's a vapor. It will coat your entire body in the boiling-cold poison.
Post by: Remalle on July 08, 2011, 05:23:01 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 08, 2011, 05:44:26 pm
In other news, I just got myself a new NES, so I'm totally psyched.
All I have right now is Gradius,'cause I lent my other games out while I couldn't play them, but I'm getting really good at it.
Post by: Lagslayer on July 08, 2011, 06:04:14 pm
Hm...I've been away for a bit too long.Like... new out of the box, or new to you? Either way, woo!
In other news, I just got myself a new NES, so I'm totally psyched.
All I have right now is Gradius,'cause I lent my other games out while I couldn't play them, but I'm getting really good at it.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 08, 2011, 06:50:46 pm
Post by: Evergod41 on July 08, 2011, 08:59:24 pm
What happened to this? It was going so well there in the middle bit...
Post by: Remalle on July 08, 2011, 09:21:04 pm
Read to page 23, stopped, came to the end, read something THAT WAS ON TOPIC?!My sister was bitten by a moose.
What happened to this? It was going so well there in the middle bit...
Post by: Lagslayer on July 08, 2011, 09:21:47 pm
My sister was bitten by a moose.Whoa.
Post by: Girlinhat on July 08, 2011, 10:51:24 pm
Post by: Tharwen on July 09, 2011, 09:20:18 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 09, 2011, 09:37:08 am
Oh yeah, also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFhjMk8WrAI&feature=featured
Post by: Vorthon on July 09, 2011, 04:33:52 pm
Post by: Dutchling on July 09, 2011, 04:38:32 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on July 09, 2011, 05:07:44 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 09, 2011, 06:44:13 pm
Post by: Tharwen on July 10, 2011, 11:19:01 am
Post by: jamesadelong on July 10, 2011, 01:21:44 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 10, 2011, 06:45:31 pm
Also; Hiccup! *regurgitates own lung*
Post by: jamesadelong on July 11, 2011, 03:18:21 pm
Post by: uncool on July 11, 2011, 03:25:20 pm
I recently bought Audiosurf. I played Korn - Twisted Transistor, as it's one of my favorite songs, then an album by Say Anything, and then Dragonforce just for the lulz. I have now download the most recent DF Talk 15 and will attempt to play it.Have you attempted to play the DF song on it?
=Uncool-
Post by: Lagslayer on July 12, 2011, 01:26:27 am
Seriously, who isn't pissed off about this? Why does it only have to be a vowel sometimes, and then turn around and be a consonant? Seriously, it's a fucking consonant all the time, and people just can't accept that. Why is this? Why must they insist that every word have a vowel? There are words without consonants. What, are vowels the fucking police? Do you need vowels to keep those shifty-ass consonants from stealing TVs or some shit? If that's the case, I don't think they should be trusting some part-time thug to be a police officer. Or maybe "Y" is the man undercover, in which case, all the consonants in this post now know, and will fucking lynch him. Is the world of grammar so hardcore like that? That you can't read an internet post without risking a drive-by grammar nitpicking? or is "Y" a transvestite? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THE LETTER "Y" A TRANSVESTITE? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! Whoever the sick fuck is who came up with that rule needs to meet an ironic death by alpha-bits cannon (or alternatively the dip in boiling alphabet soup).
Post by: noah22223 on July 12, 2011, 01:45:12 am
Post by: Eric Blank on July 12, 2011, 01:47:17 am
Although, I would just go with 'y' being a vowel consistently.
Post by: Remalle on July 12, 2011, 01:47:39 am
Personally I consider Y to be a vowel full-time and W as a vowel when it modifies another vowel.
Also, Grace Park is hot, and I'm grateful Hawai'i Five-0 decided to let everyone know.
Post by: Tharwen on July 12, 2011, 03:53:23 am
A random thing that I sometimes spring on people I want to alienate:
Make a list of all the words you can think of that contain a string of 4 or more letters in which there are no vowels (or the letter Y :P).
E.g.: birthday
Post by: Aachen on July 12, 2011, 04:27:04 am
fifths!
Post by: Remalle on July 12, 2011, 11:43:51 am
Post by: jamesadelong on July 12, 2011, 12:43:43 pm
Wait... dang :(
Post by: Andux on July 12, 2011, 12:54:19 pm
Post by: Doro on July 12, 2011, 01:38:45 pm
atleast letters arent... transvestites... in Finland
Post by: Rijjka on July 12, 2011, 02:04:27 pm
WARNING!
(http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14042015/images/1298688581937.jpg)
wasn't this originally about web FB's?
Sir. This thread is so far off the beaten path that a dwarven expedition once followed it to the heart of a volcano.
Post by: Scaraban on July 12, 2011, 03:07:14 pm
Post by: LemonFrosted on July 12, 2011, 03:10:11 pm
X, Y, and Z are the transitional letters in written English.
Post by: Girlinhat on July 12, 2011, 04:39:32 pm
or is "Y" a transvestite? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THE LETTER "Y" A TRANSVESTITE? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!To be fair, Y would be bigendered (much different than bisexual) where Y feels the characteristics and thoughts of both a full vowel and a full consonant, leading Y to often switch from one to the other, depending on which set of feelings are more prominent at the time.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 12, 2011, 04:48:42 pm
I demand all restaurants serve their milkshakes and other dairy drinks in fully insulated recyclable, environmentally friendly and FDA approved cups with CFL bulbs to light up the straw! I am a politician I get what I want! No I don't care how much it costs the consumer! Shut up before I make it illegal to drink from any other form of container and justify it with ridiculous, exaggerated health statistics our bureaucrats in the public transportation department came up with!
Post by: ArKFallen on July 12, 2011, 07:39:46 pm
How did it happen?
How in the Hells did we first discover jello? It was first patented in 1895, which means it was probably made earlier. Why was it created? Was there any purpose in making it? What possible purpose could a semi-solid like jello have to people before even radio? I don't know about you but I see the chance of accidentally making it slim to none. If that's the case it must have been made on purpose or made towards a different one. So I ask again: Why?
Post by: mrbaggins on July 12, 2011, 11:35:38 pm
Jelly forms the minute you cook any meat with collagen in it. IE: All meat.
Turning it into a sweet though? No idea.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 13, 2011, 01:11:43 am
Answer: I never learned to read from right to left.
This thread is now about naming one thing we associate with the creature the previous poster posted posterfully.
Cats > Hunting
Gnomes
Post by: jamesadelong on July 13, 2011, 06:21:08 am
Badger
Post by: Girlinhat on July 13, 2011, 09:31:29 am
Koala bears.
Post by: Dorf3000 on July 13, 2011, 09:34:43 am
Badger - rape.
Koala bears.
Koalas = cute furry death. Those things are stone cold killers, they'll take your finger off before you even noticed it opened its mouth.
Shrews.
Post by: jamesadelong on July 13, 2011, 09:38:31 am
Post by: Karnewarrior on July 14, 2011, 03:29:52 pm
...
Sisters?
Post by: Remalle on July 15, 2011, 08:22:50 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 15, 2011, 08:52:20 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 15, 2011, 11:27:55 pm
Also, I have internet! Still at grandparents' house though.
Also also, sounds cool Elf!
Post by: Mistercheif on July 16, 2011, 03:18:39 am
Post by: Gamerlord on July 16, 2011, 03:49:17 am
gamerlord revisited a thread recently.
gamerlord's head explodes!
Post by: Tharwen on July 16, 2011, 08:04:32 am
Post by: Vorthon on July 16, 2011, 11:05:51 am
Post by: Tharwen on July 16, 2011, 05:29:42 pm
Post by: Alestom on July 16, 2011, 06:44:28 pm
Post by: Vorthon on July 16, 2011, 06:51:45 pm
Post by: ArKFallen on July 16, 2011, 09:00:02 pm
Post by: Karnewarrior on July 16, 2011, 09:14:57 pm
Karnewarrior has been content lately. He has been saddened by a flailing thread recently. He sat on a fine floor recently. He was saddened by Lack of responses recently. He menaces with spikes of loser.fixed.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 17, 2011, 12:08:10 am
!!Eric!!
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 17, 2011, 12:13:04 am
Post by: Lagslayer on July 17, 2011, 01:31:17 pm
Depression... I killed five gold skultullas, got a bunch of stuff, and made some progress in the Spirit Temple, then my game up and froze on me...Emulator? Because I still got my N64 and it runs as strong as it ever did.
Or are you playing the new 3d one?
Post by: jamesadelong on July 17, 2011, 03:26:57 pm
A man of average hight with a purile contempt for hard work and an avid distaste for all but vodka and tokay.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 17, 2011, 03:43:51 pm
I also spent a long while talking to an older geologist who told me quite a bit about the stones he'd found around this area and even gave me a fist-sized chunk of steely galena. It's apparently some sort of mixture of galena and sphalerite. dark greyish blue with green-brown areas and really shiny bits in it, probably crystals of one of the metals in it.
And of course I took pictures of the dick statue...
Post by: jamesadelong on July 17, 2011, 04:45:59 pm
From my stay at the thunderegg days festival with my grandparents I collected many fine stone specimens, including white>red rough plume agate and some dark green jasper, and some pale mint-green jasper. Helped the old man that gave me a ride dig a massive chunk of the agate out of the middle of the road, from whence the jasper came. Next year I intend to bring a rock hammer and use what i learned to collect far better specimens that I can cut and shape.
I also spent a long while talking to an older geologist who told me quite a bit about the stones he'd found around this area and even gave me a fist-sized chunk of steely galena. It's apparently some sort of mixture of galena and sphalerite. dark greyish blue with green-brown areas and really shiny bits in it, probably crystals of one of the metals in it.
And of course I took pictures of the dick statue...
If ever I'm teaching a year 11 - 12 geology class. I fully intend to hand each a copy of dwarf fortress and tell them to go nuts. They will learn... That and I won't actually have to do anything.
Also, dick statue.
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 17, 2011, 09:57:21 pm
Now it's better, though, because I also accidentally turned the game off after I beat the Spirit Temple today and I had to do it over... So now I save every time I get anything.
Post by: DrKillPatient on July 17, 2011, 10:24:25 pm
(As a result, he has considered switching to Arch Linux with little to no knowledge outside of Windows.)
Post by: Eric Blank on July 18, 2011, 01:42:06 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Some nice, narrow freaks eh? ;D
And it's engraved in his tomb!
Post by: Karnewarrior on July 18, 2011, 09:42:29 pm
Post by: Tharwen on July 18, 2011, 10:19:49 pm
Post by: Karnewarrior on July 19, 2011, 07:59:41 pm
Not all girls are freaks...Yeah but dwarves are.
Kinky.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 19, 2011, 08:33:43 pm
Post by: Tharwen on July 19, 2011, 09:29:51 pm
It's not very nice.
Post by: Remalle on July 19, 2011, 10:21:36 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on July 19, 2011, 10:42:57 pm
Actually, someone needs photoshop, I see this going somewhere...
Post by: Gamerlord on July 19, 2011, 10:43:43 pm
Post by: Remalle on July 19, 2011, 11:11:14 pm
Edit: oh yeah, and she's into manga and anime. ^__^
Post by: Girlinhat on July 19, 2011, 11:26:49 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 19, 2011, 11:37:39 pm
She has an unbelievably short temper. At least we're both adults though so it would be legal.
I need to go find the USB that works for the camera and plug it into my dad's laptop, then download it to my portable, then upload and post my
Post by: Remalle on July 19, 2011, 11:42:45 pm
At least we're both adults though so it would be legal.Y'see, the opposite applies to me. I don't know about legality but it would be incredibly sketchy to be sharing a sixteen year old girl's pics with people I don't actually know personally.
Quote
huh huh i c wut u did tharstatuesque penispenis statue
Post by: Eric Blank on July 20, 2011, 12:11:56 am
Spoiler: Massive Dicks (click to show/hide)
Post by: jamesadelong on July 20, 2011, 01:55:13 am
Also, the penis statue watches me when I sleep :'(
Post by: Eric Blank on July 20, 2011, 01:59:41 am
Post by: Girlinhat on July 20, 2011, 07:51:33 am
There's also a somewhat little-known ploy you can use to lure in women like this. I'll refer to the MacHall comic strip where this occurred, not the actual comic but the quote, "Excuse me, do you think I could sketch you? It'd be great practice to draw someone with such beautiful eyes."
Post by: da_nang on July 20, 2011, 08:22:56 am
The hell have I been reading for the past half hour?
Post by: Girlinhat on July 20, 2011, 08:25:26 am
The hell have I been reading for the past half hour?Art.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 20, 2011, 09:47:28 am
Muffin, stray kitten, has toppled a house plant!
The stray house plant has been struck down!
The stray kitten is fighting!
The stray cat is fighting!
The stray cat slashes the stray kitten in the nose, tearing the skin!
Another house plant to her kill list... Nothing is safe in this house.
Post by: jamesadelong on July 20, 2011, 11:24:49 am
James lunges at the ham sandwhich!
The ham sandwhich dodges!
James looks lke like a fool!
James lunges at theham sandwhich!
The ham sandwhich parries the shot!
James lunges at the ham sandwhich!
The ham sandwhich has been struck down!
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 20, 2011, 12:47:58 pm
Also, I'm willing to bet that I'm one of the most immature adults on Bay 12, or at least in the fort mode forums.
Post by: Girlinhat on July 20, 2011, 12:49:32 pm
Post by: franti on July 20, 2011, 01:06:41 pm
How do i shot web?I believe in the "gameplay questions" there's a giant, 3-eyed panda with a Red Diamond shell and cryo-breath.
(http://i55.tinypic.com/11ttz6a.png)
Can anyone post something stranger?
and btw... is it blind? then it's easy to kill and get lots of expensive food/bones?
Can i capture and use it as a GCS? Can i wave it's webs? like... woodpecker silk clothes.......
Post by: jamesadelong on July 20, 2011, 02:12:27 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on July 20, 2011, 02:26:31 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on July 20, 2011, 02:40:45 pm
So that's what I think of you underwear idea.
For further information please examine:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Sturt_University
http://www.csu.edu.au/
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 20, 2011, 02:46:24 pm
Also,
Necro and his magma-spam likely have you beat.
Please be so kind as to refresh my memory
Post by: jamesadelong on July 20, 2011, 02:47:48 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 20, 2011, 02:48:58 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on July 20, 2011, 02:53:52 pm
Post by: Tharwen on July 20, 2011, 03:17:44 pm
I had to bury him. Given how ridiculously obese he was, this was no small feat.
He was also completely stiff and hard to manoeuvre into a hole in the ground. And he smelled by the time I got him in there.
Post by: Girlinhat on July 20, 2011, 03:34:40 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on July 20, 2011, 03:51:24 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 20, 2011, 09:31:57 pm
On a lighter note, I found this and
Post by: ThatAussieGuy on July 21, 2011, 07:12:10 am
Post by: Girlinhat on July 21, 2011, 08:28:58 am
Post by: ThatAussieGuy on July 21, 2011, 09:05:36 am
Miners are generally amazing like that. They tend to run around screaming madly at the sight of a goblin, then turn and hack an arm off, and continue running, never stopping the screaming. What was the FB made of? Snow is lol-worthy, steel is more impressive.
Cant remember. Something nasty, i think. Pretty sure it had a poison sting
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 21, 2011, 09:08:31 am
Post by: Karnewarrior on July 21, 2011, 01:41:04 pm
. .
|--|
Post by: Remalle on July 21, 2011, 05:07:54 pm
The fire alarms go off, the Starbucks I'm in and the surrounding buildings are evacuated, a few minutes later the firetrucks arrive, and I get the hell out of there.
Post by: kopout on July 21, 2011, 09:51:05 pm
A H, if it's not a vowel AN does not apply.No, I think he had it right. When you say H you don't say "H" you say the word aitch which starts with a vowel.
. .
|--|
Post by: Remalle on July 21, 2011, 10:04:51 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on July 21, 2011, 10:30:53 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 21, 2011, 11:24:56 pm
Post by: Tharwen on July 22, 2011, 08:45:26 am
I want you to meet someone:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CriticallyAshamed on July 22, 2011, 09:17:58 am
It's a tumor~
IT'S NAWT A TUMAAAAA
/arniemode
Post by: Remalle on July 22, 2011, 11:34:37 am
Also I used that exact quote in a different context in a conversation with her and she didn't get it. Oh well.
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 22, 2011, 12:27:34 pm
Ha, ha. I am 100% certain it is not, in fact, a trap.
Also I used that exact quote in a different context in a conversation with her and she didn't get it. Oh well.
Well, I guess there's no such thing as perfection, eh?
Post by: Karnewarrior on July 22, 2011, 09:51:02 pm
Remalle, I......
I want you to meet someone:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
She's a trap?
That sound dirty. And kind of gross.
Post by: Remalle on July 22, 2011, 10:08:58 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 22, 2011, 10:22:30 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on July 22, 2011, 11:00:52 pm
Post by: Remalle on July 23, 2011, 12:12:33 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 23, 2011, 10:57:49 am
Also, I think I may have put this here some time before as well.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 23, 2011, 02:14:41 pm
Dwarf fortress is about digging holes to trap legendary rogues in so you can harvest their bones and +steel slicing knives+.
Oblivion is about mudcrabs and creating a game engine more unstable than a senile old man with inner ear damage trying to ice skate on on leg while the other is one fire.
While the ice is melting rapidly.
Post by: Remalle on July 23, 2011, 02:18:58 pm
Post by: da_nang on July 23, 2011, 02:22:46 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 23, 2011, 02:38:39 pm
I'm crying now...
Yay, kittens!
Eric Blank cancels crying: loves cats for their humanity.
Wish my cat was smart enough to have cleaned her kittens. They all suffocated because she just wont wash them... Then she didn't wash her own ass for a week.
Post by: noah22223 on July 23, 2011, 02:42:10 pm
Heard the news earlier. Not concerned, just another celebrity. I'll cry when a child is born in Africa with AIDs because their parents don't believe in viruses, only evil spirits. Funny how more than half the population of the world, including large portions of every 1st world country, still thinks like that.They fucking SUFFOCATED?
I'm crying now...
Yay, kittens!
Eric Blank cancels crying: loves cats for their humanity.
Wish my cat was smart enough to have cleaned her kittens. They all suffocated because she just wont wash them... Then she didn't wash her own ass for a week.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 23, 2011, 02:50:07 pm
Yep. You have to wash the mucus and crap off their faces because it initially covers their mouth and nose.Heard the news earlier. Not concerned, just another celebrity. I'll cry when a child is born in Africa with AIDs because their parents don't believe in viruses, only evil spirits. Funny how more than half the population of the world, including large portions of every 1st world country, still thinks like that.They fucking SUFFOCATED?
I'm crying now...
Yay, kittens!
Eric Blank cancels crying: loves cats for their humanity.
Wish my cat was smart enough to have cleaned her kittens. They all suffocated because she just wont wash them... Then she didn't wash her own ass for a week.
Post by: da_nang on July 23, 2011, 03:04:29 pm
My cat had that problem during her first pregnancy, so we had to do it ourselves to "teach her". We did however, lose one kitten. Not sure if it was a stillborn or if it suffocated. We found it lying in a pool of blood in a drawer box under a bed. At least she and we have learned from last time. Two healthy kittens and possibly more to come.Yep. You have to wash the mucus and crap off their faces because it initially covers their mouth and nose.Heard the news earlier. Not concerned, just another celebrity. I'll cry when a child is born in Africa with AIDs because their parents don't believe in viruses, only evil spirits. Funny how more than half the population of the world, including large portions of every 1st world country, still thinks like that.They fucking SUFFOCATED?
I'm crying now...
Yay, kittens!
Eric Blank cancels crying: loves cats for their humanity.
Wish my cat was smart enough to have cleaned her kittens. They all suffocated because she just wont wash them... Then she didn't wash her own ass for a week.
Post by: Girlinhat on July 23, 2011, 03:22:51 pm
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on July 23, 2011, 03:23:56 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 23, 2011, 03:50:48 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on July 23, 2011, 03:55:04 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 23, 2011, 04:20:14 pm
Birthing is a brutal process. The "miracle of life and childbearing" only came about after drugs. Before then it was "OH HELL KILL ME NOW THIS HURTS!"
And that's why men instinctively like women with larger hips.
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 23, 2011, 04:24:20 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on July 23, 2011, 05:02:52 pm
Post by: Lezard on July 23, 2011, 05:35:56 pm
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on July 23, 2011, 05:41:03 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 23, 2011, 08:26:38 pm
I have decided that it is entirely appropriate for the various bad-ass large herbivores to routinely kill other creatures with ease, and wish DF permitted such antics. That is absolutely terrifying.
Post by: Number4 on July 23, 2011, 09:51:29 pm
Post by: Scaraban on July 24, 2011, 03:59:28 am
There is more than one kind of trap, however. Make sure that you're careful. Trust no one. Use mirrors to look around corners before you turn them. And above all, lock your doors and sleep with a bludgeoning weapon.Two katanas and uncountable knives within 3 feet of my bed good?
Also, definitely one hell of an ass.
Post by: Mistercheif on July 24, 2011, 06:59:35 am
Post by: Girlinhat on July 24, 2011, 07:11:54 am
Post by: Tharwen on July 24, 2011, 07:37:36 am
Birthing is a brutal process. The "miracle of life and childbearing" only came about after drugs. Before then it was "OH HELL KILL ME NOW THIS HURTS!"
And that's why men instinctively like women with larger hips.
Nothing to do with the fact that they show that a girl has passed puberty?
Then why do I like women with larger hips?
Your instinct is broken.
Post by: Scaraban on July 24, 2011, 07:43:53 am
Post by: Number4 on July 24, 2011, 07:48:41 am
Birthing is a brutal process. The "miracle of life and childbearing" only came about after drugs. Before then it was "OH HELL KILL ME NOW THIS HURTS!"
And that's why men instinctively like women with larger hips.
Nothing to do with the fact that they show that a girl has passed puberty?Then why do I like women with larger hips?
Your instinct is broken.
I've problems with saying "I like X, I don't like Y". Next time there's a cute Y and a very ugly X around...
Post by: Girlinhat on July 24, 2011, 07:52:37 am
Post by: Mistercheif on July 24, 2011, 08:05:04 am
I'm always surprised how many people will use ☼ but not use ‼ Alt+19 gives you proper ‼Fire‼ icons. Similarly, Alt 1, Alt 240, Alt 11, Alt 12, and Alt 224 will give you some familiar results. This is all assuming that you're using Windows and have proper Unicode. ☺≡♂♀α
I couldn't remember what the Masterful quality icon was, so I looked it up and copied it from the wiki. I was to lazy to specifically look up the alt codes. I really just need to keep the character map open...
Post by: Girlinhat on July 24, 2011, 08:07:00 am
The bottom number is the alt code.
Post by: Tharwen on July 24, 2011, 10:00:23 am
Post by: Eric Blank on July 24, 2011, 11:58:20 am
Post by: Mistercheif on July 24, 2011, 02:15:44 pm
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Character_tableDanke
The bottom number is the alt code.
*salutes ‼Girlinhat‼*
Post by: Remalle on July 24, 2011, 02:47:20 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on July 24, 2011, 02:54:33 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 24, 2011, 11:36:03 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 25, 2011, 02:18:27 am
The best option is to do nothing.
Post by: Tharwen on July 25, 2011, 06:32:28 am
Anyone?
Post by: Girlinhat on July 25, 2011, 08:07:16 am
Post by: Mistercheif on July 25, 2011, 08:54:07 am
And also crashing them (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGKeAxIHsMw&feature=related). (note: not my video, but it gets the idea across rather well.)
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 25, 2011, 12:29:04 pm
Post by: Johuotar on July 25, 2011, 02:12:03 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 25, 2011, 02:29:27 pm
"The use of azurite and malachite as copper ore indicators led indirectly to the name of the element nickel in the English language. Nickeline, a principal ore of nickel that is also known as niccolite, weathers at the surface into a green mineral (annabergite) that resembles malachite. This resemblance resulted in occasional attempts to smelt nickeline in the belief that it was copper ore, but such attempts always ended in failure due to high smelting temperatures needed to reduce nickel. In Germany this deceptive mineral came to be known as kupfernickel, literally "copper demon". The Swedish alchemist Baron Axel Fredrik Cronstedt (who had been trained by Georg Brandt, the discoverer of the nickel-like metal cobalt) realized that there was probably a new metal hiding within the kupfernickel ore, and in 1751 he succeeded in smelting kupfernickel to produce a previously unknown (except in certain meteorites) silvery white, iron-like metal. Logically, Cronstedt named his new metal after the nickel part of kupfernickel. An unintended later consequence of his choice is that both Canadian and American coins worth one-twentieth of a dollar are now named after a German term for "kobolds"—that is, they are called nickels."
- Wikipedia article on Azurite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azurite)
I propose that all reptilian depictions of kobolds now be referred to as nickels instead.
Post by: Mistercheif on July 25, 2011, 03:18:41 pm
If only we could get some old geezer immersed into the forums to take this seriously to say things such as, "Back in my day, you could get a sack of candy for a single kobold! And if you had five kobolds, you were the richest kid on the block!"
lulz
Post by: Nerserus on July 25, 2011, 03:26:27 pm
Here's a mindscrew:
Dwarves live underground. They grow food underground. They search for metals and gems underground...They have animals that live above ground.
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Post by: Remalle on July 25, 2011, 03:51:52 pm
(also)
Yo dawg, I heard Soviet Russia likes YOU!!
Yo dawg, I heard you like base, so I put a base in your base so you can kill ur d00dz while all of yours belongs to us.
Yo dawg, I herd you liek mudkipz, so I put mudkipz in your yo dawg so you can meme while you meme.
...I'm done.
Post by: ArKFallen on July 25, 2011, 03:57:51 pm
Yo dawg, I herd you liked derailment, so I derailed your derailment so we can derail while we derail!...They probably taste better.
Here's a mindscrew:
Dwarves live underground. They grow food underground. They search for metals and gems underground...They have animals that live above ground.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Why is the soap always gone?" (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=85057.0)
I've always wondered what exactly a shit-post was. Is that when you post to post? This is the only forum I regular, so I am not knowing.
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on July 25, 2011, 04:06:32 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 25, 2011, 08:48:01 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on July 25, 2011, 09:03:50 pm
Can't wait until they introduce populated areas, cities, and destructible scenery.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 25, 2011, 10:00:26 pm
And I was wondering where you've been. I can't find the key to the palisade gates.
We should really devote to actually utilizing the DF:MP steam chat. Or get carnes to actually run his servers.
Post by: Girlinhat on July 25, 2011, 11:14:59 pm
Post by: Tharwen on July 25, 2011, 11:55:18 pm
In other news, I'm in Malaysia, and I keep thinking how funny it would be to scratch the first two letters off all the 'Tourist Information' signs.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 26, 2011, 01:09:58 am
And actually I have been using the SAS. Multiple actually, dunno if that actually helps. the bottom heavy thing also comes into play.
In unrelated news, Stormwind sucks because the population is immense at all hours and crashes WoW for me and my dwarves are stupid and can't defeat an army of trolls 10 times their size, twice their number, and with superior gear. Even when legendary and with masterwork steel equipment.
Also, cats!
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Post by: Lagslayer on July 26, 2011, 02:23:17 am
Kerbal Space Program. (http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/download.php) Pretty fun.Did you play back during vanilla? Back when the only horde AH was in Org? Oh god, it was horrible. But IF was even worse. I'd go there and regularly have like 5 frames per minute or worse.
And actually I have been using the SAS. Multiple actually, dunno if that actually helps. the bottom heavy thing also comes into play.
In unrelated news, Stormwind sucks because the population is immense at all hours and crashes WoW for me and my dwarves are stupid and can't defeat an army of trolls 10 times their size, twice their number, and with superior gear. Even when legendary and with masterwork steel equipment.
Also, cats!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, YAY! KITTIES!
Post by: Tharwen on July 26, 2011, 03:49:57 am
Kerbal Space Program. (http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/download.php) Pretty fun.Did you play back during vanilla? Back when the only horde AH was in Org? Oh god, it was horrible. But IF was even worse. I'd go there and regularly have like 5 frames per minute or worse.
And actually I have been using the SAS. Multiple actually, dunno if that actually helps. the bottom heavy thing also comes into play.
In unrelated news, Stormwind sucks because the population is immense at all hours and crashes WoW for me and my dwarves are stupid and can't defeat an army of trolls 10 times their size, twice their number, and with superior gear. Even when legendary and with masterwork steel equipment.
Also, cats!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, YAY! KITTIES!
I played in Vanilla!
I don't remember there being only one AH. I remember how the only postbox was next to the bank in every city and you'd have to try to find a tiny gap to fit your cursor through to be able to use it.
I also remember trying to avoid Outland because my poor little laptop couldn't take the extra polygons there.
Also, no heroics, arenas, or flying mounts, mounts at 40 and 60, confusing meeting stones that didn't work, no achievements, badly placed zeppelins, no quest locations on the map, no pet interface, and other things that I can't remember right now because I haven't played for over a year...
Post by: Eric Blank on July 26, 2011, 04:10:49 am
I was doing a little !!SCIENCE!! in WoW to see if I could find pink elekks by getting drunk. I failed spectacularly to produce the desired results while spending 3-4 gold on the best booze available to get smashed. True dwarven spirit coming from a human rogue.
Further testing will commence later because I'm short on cash once again and I've come to believe the pink elekks effect was brought on by a specific holiday/festival related drink i was drinking at the time, specifically from the brewfest varieties.
I only ever got one screenshot of it:
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I was also amused that they added a new effect to being drunk: you vomit once you get smashed and continue drinking.
Post by: Tharwen on July 26, 2011, 04:48:14 am
Of course, that may have changed in the time since I last attended Brewfest.
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 26, 2011, 02:10:12 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 26, 2011, 03:01:29 pm
Post by: Urk on July 26, 2011, 03:57:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQA79P7PzTg
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Post by: Eric Blank on July 26, 2011, 08:14:12 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 26, 2011, 08:23:12 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on July 26, 2011, 09:28:55 pm
I certainly would not enjoy a train ride like that. Could hit a black bear and suddenly BLOOD EVERYWHERE. And possibly damage to the train if it was a particularly heavy-set bear.I think the bear's more likely to hijack the train. That BLOOD EVERYWHERE isn't bear blood...
Post by: Tharwen on July 26, 2011, 09:33:04 pm
It's an easy mistake to make.
Post by: Urk on July 27, 2011, 12:40:28 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 27, 2011, 12:46:46 am
Post by: Eric Blank on July 27, 2011, 01:38:29 am
Post by: Tharwen on July 27, 2011, 02:10:03 am
Post by: Eric Blank on July 27, 2011, 03:16:26 am
Although I would say that that train was probably very loud going through that brush. Almost like there was a train hurtling through a forest at high speed... I doubt it would actually surprise anyone that wasn't entirely deaf.
Post by: Scaraban on July 27, 2011, 03:21:12 am
Post by: Tharwen on July 27, 2011, 04:39:31 am
Post by: Scaraban on July 27, 2011, 05:07:51 am
(To be continued)
Post by: Girlinhat on July 27, 2011, 09:46:08 am
Post by: Tharwen on July 27, 2011, 10:02:36 am
Post by: Girlinhat on July 27, 2011, 10:04:30 am
Post by: Tharwen on July 27, 2011, 10:44:47 am
Well, excuse me for not living under such an advanced legal system. Obviously my presence here is unneeded. You're probably busy settling an undead copyright infringement case or something equally grand.
Post by: Number4 on July 27, 2011, 10:46:07 am
Post by: Girlinhat on July 27, 2011, 10:47:58 am
Post by: Tharwen on July 27, 2011, 11:43:09 am
...I have severe jetlag. I'm going to bed.
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 27, 2011, 12:18:58 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 27, 2011, 01:35:54 pm
Post by: franti on July 27, 2011, 03:50:43 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 27, 2011, 05:00:26 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 27, 2011, 06:00:31 pm
This thead is inanely off-topic. I'm sick of seeing it in my "replies to your post".Solution: None.
Embrace Madness!
In other news, very bad news!
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/weird/Serial-Butt-Stabber-Sought-in-Fairfax-County-126151323.html
Post by: jamesadelong on July 27, 2011, 07:40:22 pm
A squad of five remarkably useless speardwarfs clad in leather wielding copper and iron spears. They're purpose is to defend the overground, building up skillz and finding ambushes with their skulls. By years end, any survivors are cycled into the main army with proper armor and weapons. I currently have an awesome squad commander, who after wiping out an entire strangler siege by himself, managed to loose an eye to an elven arrow. He now commands the squad responsible for defending the hospital/morgue/crypt, which is one of the more tactically important places in the fortress.
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 27, 2011, 09:56:51 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 28, 2011, 01:01:48 am
I miss the DF:MP servers...
Post by: Johuotar on July 28, 2011, 03:12:09 am
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Post by: Scaraban on July 28, 2011, 04:06:24 am
Post by: Tharwen on July 28, 2011, 04:37:29 am
Derailment never changes.
Post by: Scaraban on July 28, 2011, 04:41:10 am
Direct all criticisms here, if you do not wish to grant that abomination's page the semblance of life.
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 28, 2011, 04:49:16 am
This is the biggest derail thread I've seen. I wonder when the almighty TOOOOAAAAAD will find out about it?
Post by: Johuotar on July 28, 2011, 04:54:54 am
This thread has been going for eighty-four fucking pages, like hell it's just going to stop.
This is the biggest derail thread I've seen. I wonder when the almighty TOOOOAAAAAD will find out about it?
Of course this is not going to stop, its going to be stopped. (Or it will be eternal) That abandoning pic was just to show what I'm doing with this thread. That said, why did I post here again? ???
Post by: Scaraban on July 28, 2011, 04:59:20 am
Post by: magistrate101 on July 28, 2011, 09:37:16 am
It's on-topic by being off-topic.
(unless the toad starts handing out bans... :-X )
Post by: Girlinhat on July 28, 2011, 11:04:05 am
As a show of good faith and shameless plugging let's discuss my Youtube video I recently rediscovered. Warning:It's terrible, and not in a good way. Just bad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxmd2aYZHhA)I just have to say that this is brilliant. The dog, the enormous eyebrows (glorious eyebrows), the basement, the CUPS. That was probably my favorite part. "And he's holding... a cup. Which represents..." The entire playback of skankyleg. Glorious highschool video cameras, how horrid you are...
Direct all criticisms here, if you do not wish to grant that abomination's page the semblance of life.
Post by: Scaraban on July 28, 2011, 08:57:50 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 28, 2011, 10:03:06 pm
Just rewatched Evangelion 1.01 and watched 2.02 in a marathon, and I believe that sums up how I feel right now.
I'm never getting to sleep tonight.
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 28, 2011, 10:36:55 pm
Post by: Monk321654 on July 28, 2011, 10:47:21 pm
This thread is now about METAHL! What's your favourite kind? I quite like STEEEEELL!Platinum, Bro.
Cave in some heads in with that stuff.
Mmmm...
Post by: SirAaronIII on July 28, 2011, 11:07:32 pm
This thread is now about METAHL! What's your favourite kind? I quite like STEEEEELL!IRON!!!!!
You need it to make your steel. And it's just so versatile!
Post by: Flaming Toadstool on July 28, 2011, 11:10:48 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on July 28, 2011, 11:24:58 pm
Post by: jamesadelong on July 28, 2011, 11:35:25 pm
Post by: Lezard on July 29, 2011, 12:30:48 am
Post Derailment
http://www.skirtfulloffire.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/ScannersExplodingHead.gif
Just rewatched Evangelion 1.01 and watched 2.02 in a marathon, and I believe that sums up how I feel right now.
I'm never getting to sleep tonight.
this thread is now dedicated to answering once and for all actually happend in Evangelion.
a) The rebuild Does Not exsist.
b) Sinji's vision of rei in epi 1 indecates
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Post by: Girlinhat on July 29, 2011, 09:20:10 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 29, 2011, 09:28:39 am
Post by: Girlinhat on July 29, 2011, 09:32:04 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 29, 2011, 04:36:52 pm
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/155/415/Guise+I+m+kewl+Its+things+like+this+that+disappoint+me_04186f_2412188.jpg?1311896527
Post by: Crazy Cow on July 29, 2011, 08:07:39 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 29, 2011, 11:02:25 pm
Post by: Remalle on July 29, 2011, 11:13:36 pm
Post by: Crazy Cow on July 30, 2011, 12:19:48 am
I had to stop at the autotune.
If you wish to see cancer Jesus destroy the Jonas Brothers ripoffs with face lasers, go through the autotune to about 0:45.
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 30, 2011, 12:45:57 am
I had to stop at the autotune.
If you wish to see cancer Jesus destroy the Jonas Brothers ripoffs with face lasers, go through the autotune to about 0:45.
(http://c.cslacker.com/cache/t/1/5/4649.png)
Post by: Crazy Cow on July 30, 2011, 12:48:13 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 30, 2011, 12:51:04 am
Many of you (or perhaps none of you, I've got no idea) may have noticed my recent nostalgia splurge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ac3Cr965jM&NR=1
That is all.
For now.
Post by: Lezard on July 30, 2011, 01:12:25 am
Post by: Remalle on July 30, 2011, 02:05:54 am
Post by: Tharwen on July 30, 2011, 03:52:30 am
Post by: Scaraban on July 30, 2011, 03:54:49 am
Post by: Tharwen on July 30, 2011, 04:04:37 am
Post by: Eric Blank on July 30, 2011, 04:59:53 am
Q:Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?
A:The grass tickles their balls
Never imagined their legs were THAT short...
Post by: Tharwen on July 30, 2011, 09:40:54 am
Post by: Remalle on July 30, 2011, 02:39:45 pm
That... was surprisingly beautiful for a series about manliness and increasingly ginormous mecha. I... think I have something in my eyes...
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 30, 2011, 02:52:27 pm
Post by: FritzPL on July 30, 2011, 04:31:30 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 30, 2011, 10:49:00 pm
Za?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 30, 2011, 11:14:42 pm
Post by: SirAaronIII on July 31, 2011, 12:13:33 am
Post by: Lagslayer on July 31, 2011, 10:48:37 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 31, 2011, 11:03:40 pm
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/catface/Cat+Face/
Post by: Crazy Cow on August 01, 2011, 12:05:40 am
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Celery/
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 01, 2011, 12:33:19 am
Oh, and I just had a thought: does the floating furniture bug work with traps?
Post by: Crazy Cow on August 01, 2011, 12:46:30 am
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Combat+Wombat/
And counter.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/A+Walk+In+The+Woods/
I DARE YOU TO FIND SOMETHING STUPIDER THAN THIS.
EDIT:
Long story short? Yes. Those damn Furies were sure as hell surprised when that tunnel straight down to my fortress proper had SERRATED DISKS in it.
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 01, 2011, 01:42:42 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
Strictly speaking, it's not a Weebl video, but it is (or was, it's been a while) on the Weebl site.
Post by: Crazy Cow on August 01, 2011, 08:42:59 am
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/BLEASCHMNN/
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Grandma%27s+Cheese/
And...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgRksJwSvHU&feature=fvst
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 01, 2011, 11:16:57 pm
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/salad+fingers/
Post by: Zeranamu on August 02, 2011, 12:44:01 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCV2L0c6K0
Post by: Tharwen on August 02, 2011, 04:20:20 am
I get the feeling I may need a new phone...
Post by: Eric Blank on August 03, 2011, 01:24:20 am
Post by: Tharwen on August 03, 2011, 04:02:29 am
Post by: Angel Of Death on August 03, 2011, 05:07:21 am
Post by: Tharwen on August 03, 2011, 05:21:59 am
...that chef looks slightly confused.
Post by: jamesadelong on August 03, 2011, 01:07:55 pm
Post by: StarPike220 on August 03, 2011, 01:58:55 pm
Derailing with "Fans".
Post by: Zeranamu on August 03, 2011, 02:10:20 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=801hQq_vJXQ
Derailing with "Fans".
Aaahahahahahaha. That's awesome.
Post by: Eric Blank on August 03, 2011, 02:12:28 pm
Post by: Vorthon on August 03, 2011, 02:14:19 pm
Post by: Lezard on August 03, 2011, 02:21:13 pm
I just remembered something awesome. It's possible to make a lightbulb out of a pickle. I'm so going to try this when I have the time.
It's also possible to eat a light-bulb in a sandwich.
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 03, 2011, 04:21:13 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on August 03, 2011, 08:07:50 pm
I would love to have a remote-controlled potato submarine. with a very small camera...
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 04, 2011, 06:45:53 pm
Post by: Tharwen on August 04, 2011, 10:53:45 pm
Also, I haven't seen my asthma for a year or two, so it seems my body is getting closer and closer to becoming normal.
Post by: Urk on August 05, 2011, 11:17:55 am
I got artifact high boot and experienced strange Déjà vu...
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I used to read this child's story when i was little, there is quote from wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puss_in_Boots):
Quote
Master Cat; or, The Booted Cat" (early French: Le Maistre Chat, ou Le Chat Botté), commonly known as "Puss in Boots", is a French literary fairy tale about a cat who uses trickery and deceit to gain power
(http://www.angelfire.com/nb/classillus/images/perrault/help.jpg)
Post by: VerdantSF on August 05, 2011, 11:31:58 am
Post by: kopout on August 05, 2011, 10:40:42 pm
A reasonably sized submarine with a chance to take root if it washes ashore. :PI want a submarine plant now.
I would love to have a remote-controlled potato submarine. with a very small camera...
Of course thats surreal enough that they'd all come up yellow.
Post by: Eric Blank on August 06, 2011, 12:32:16 pm
Post by: Vorthon on August 06, 2011, 01:37:37 pm
gah managed to choke on my cereal
That's nothing. I sometimes choke on my own saliva.
Post by: Tharwen on August 06, 2011, 08:30:57 pm
The Emirates lounge alone seems to be almost a kilometre long...
Post by: Eric Blank on August 07, 2011, 02:37:06 am
Post by: Tharwen on August 07, 2011, 09:48:58 am
It was just multitudinous rows of small armchairs and tables interspersed with bars, showers, and computer rooms. It was also filled to the brim with Muslims trying to sleep on uncomfortable furniture at 2am.
Post by: krenshala on August 07, 2011, 08:35:00 pm
Post by: Tharwen on August 07, 2011, 10:55:20 pm
Also, I went to sleep yesterday at about 6pm and just woke up at 4am. Jetlag is fun.
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 08, 2011, 08:12:10 pm
Post by: Remalle on August 09, 2011, 11:23:08 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 10, 2011, 10:37:24 am
Post by: Hypotheses on August 13, 2011, 05:45:22 am
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Moustaches/ (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Moustaches/) ;)
EDIT: I might still be a bit intoximafied.
Post by: kopout on August 19, 2011, 03:04:20 pm
Post by: wypie on August 19, 2011, 03:07:37 pm
Ever heard of a show on cartoon network called almost naked animals? It's really funny.Cartoon network is retarded now it used to be an ok network but now im like all WTF?!?!?! MUST USE MAGMA!
Post by: DrKillPatient on August 19, 2011, 03:13:46 pm
On a similar note, games tend to be slightly interactive movies. It irritates me to no end, although I'm not sure if they were any better previously. Now I suppose since we've got the graphics to make everything happen on-screen rather than encouraging the player to imagine some things to fill the gaps, it happens.
Post by: ArKFallen on August 19, 2011, 03:19:53 pm
Post by: da_nang on August 19, 2011, 04:03:53 pm
Last year, a white kitten was a stillborn. This year, a black kitten doesn't even grow 4 weeks old. Why Armok? Why won't you allow homozygotes?
Where is our protection, Scamps?!
Post by: kopout on August 19, 2011, 04:45:35 pm
Post by: da_nang on August 19, 2011, 04:56:25 pm
Post by: Scaraban on August 19, 2011, 04:58:03 pm
Post by: da_nang on August 19, 2011, 05:00:59 pm
Post by: Tharwen on August 19, 2011, 05:12:01 pm
Post by: franti on August 19, 2011, 07:37:59 pm
Post by: Tharwen on August 19, 2011, 09:13:02 pm
Post by: kopout on August 19, 2011, 10:05:51 pm
Oh Chameleon, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Chameleon, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home
Post by: Remalle on August 19, 2011, 10:09:56 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 20, 2011, 12:37:43 am
Post by: dei on August 20, 2011, 12:53:54 am
Found one of my kittens cold and in rigor mortis under my bed with no apparent sign of the cause today. :'(
Last year, a white kitten was a stillborn. This year, a black kitten doesn't even grow 4 weeks old. Why Armok? Why won't you allow homozygotes?
Where is our protection, Scamps?!
My cat died a few weeks ago. It's amazing how stiff the bodies go...
I'm sorry for your losses. My mother's cat, a cat that was very dear to me, died a few weeks ago as well. She passed away at the ripe old age of 15. She was a mix between Russian Blue and Siamese and her name was Kit-Kat. I will miss her dearly.
In the meantime to help with the grieving process on my mother's end, she has adopted a kitten that belonged to a cat who was living in her backyard. The mother cat had been taken away by animal control with several other kittens, but one was missed and has now been given the name M.J. That stands for the two names my mother and my brother who lives at home came up with - Mickey and Jorge. Not certain if I spelled that right but I believe it was pronounced "HOR-HAY". Either way I will be able to see said kitten the next time I visit my mother, which will be this coming Tuesday.
Post by: Eric Blank on August 20, 2011, 02:00:43 am
In other news, it's Failcannon's birthday for the next 20 hours!
and i was inspired by a post in this thread which you should totally read through (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91183.0) to create a new plant for my dwarves' use; Hair Moss. It provides plant thread and dwarven tea. Which is clearly alcoholic.
Sadly, the thread has been stalled for now as the author accidentally slaughtered the save...
Dwarven tea transforms your hands into picks!
Post by: Lezard on August 20, 2011, 04:28:47 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 20, 2011, 05:47:26 pm
Post by: Lagslayer on August 20, 2011, 09:55:33 pm
My friends found a tiny ginger kitten in a raspberry bush in their garden. has about 4 extra "fingers" and has been miss sexed 3 times but is very cute.Pics?
I can cross one eye. I'm currently attemting to teach myself how to look in two different directions, i.e. left w/ left eye & right w/ right eye. I've made more progress than I originally thought I would. Maybe that's why my eyes are so screwed up and weak...I knew someone that could do that too. Yeah, it's probably messing up your vision if you do it all the time.
Post by: kopout on August 20, 2011, 11:12:16 pm
This was a triumph.I'm making a note here huge success
Post by: Frogwarrior on August 20, 2011, 11:16:08 pm
it's hard to overstate how old this meme isThis was a triumph.I'm making a note here huge success
Post by: Eric Blank on August 20, 2011, 11:22:43 pm
Well actually the fucking merchants wanted upwards of a 100☼ profit on the trade! Ridiculous! If it wouldn't cause a loyalty cascade, I'd have killed them.
Cobalds are ridiculously complicated to start a fort with. Their leader, the regic, is the only noble that makes mandates (but all nobles work), but is also there form the start. It can become very dangerous as cobalds also have a notoriously short temper when made nobles and within minutes of election (which occurs every season or something like that...) the will become unhappy, or worse.
I need to fix this.
Luckily it's the Keeper that is responsible for trade, bookkeeping, and management.
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 21, 2011, 12:34:27 am
Yeah, but it's fun. Plus I finally got my hands on another copy of Portal 2 (thank you gamefly!) so I beat it yesterday.it's hard to overstate how old this meme isThis was a triumph.I'm making a note here huge success
Sheber Kalaykalayder! Your skills as a trader are terrible!
Well actually the fucking merchants wanted upwards of a 100☼ profit on the trade! Ridiculous! If it wouldn't cause a loyalty cascade, I'd have killed them.
Cobalds are ridiculously complicated to start a fort with. Their leader, the regic, is the only noble that makes mandates (but all nobles work), but is also there form the start. It can become very dangerous as cobalds also have a notoriously short temper when made nobles and within minutes of election (which occurs every season or something like that...) the will become unhappy, or worse.
I need to fix this.
Luckily it's the Keeper that is responsible for trade, bookkeeping, and management.
I'm assuming that they're bald, yes? Maybe that's why they hate life so much?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 21, 2011, 01:29:50 am
I named one of the migrants Leetsepeak. her orignal name was Leet, which reminded me of a particular individual whose username was Leetspeak (L33t53p34k or whatever...) who I dislike. I'm stuffing her in with the new miner Conan to see if they'll marry and produce, as this is likely the last of the Cobald race... and dwarven for that matter, but I don't feel as much pity for them because they're tougher and will survive their civ being dead a few more decades.
Post by: Tharwen on August 21, 2011, 06:59:50 am
Post by: Mistercheif on August 21, 2011, 08:36:24 am
Disclaimer: Not all listeners may find music epic. By reading this, the listener holds all responsibility for not finding the music epic, and must deal with the consequences of not liking good music.
Post by: Lezard on August 21, 2011, 09:50:49 am
[PREFSTRING:extra toes]
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Post by: Gorm on August 23, 2011, 09:54:10 am
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Post by: Lezard on August 23, 2011, 12:13:36 pm
it's a feature, creatures can dodge up z levels when they are attacked.
Post by: Lagslayer on August 23, 2011, 02:46:18 pm
Post by: Cyroth on August 23, 2011, 02:57:24 pm
Dwarfs sometimes end up on pillars, collums and stuff without any way they could ever gotten up there in the first place. (And you usually only notice when they starved.)
Post by: Gorm on August 24, 2011, 04:34:21 am
@GormGood to know. Too bad for the troll, he never found out how to get down again. Should have dodged those crossbow bolts I guess (but not into the 50 z-level dump chute in the middle).
it's a feature, creatures can dodge up z levels when they are attacked.
On the other hand he should not have had to dodge in the first place, as the battle took place in the caverns when he got up there.
Post by: Eric Blank on August 24, 2011, 09:02:53 am
how the hell DID he get up there from the caverns? Trolls dont come with giant cave swallows as mounts...
Post by: Gorm on August 24, 2011, 10:25:56 am
Thats... interesting?He never was in the cavern. My fortress is down there (cavern challenge lite, kind of) and the trolls came with a siege of goblins. And yes, while the goblins all rode giant cave swallows or jabberers the trolls did not have mounts. During the siege the trolls stayed on the surface at first while the gobbos were awaited by my military in the caverns. After the first onslaught I checked the entrance and found the troll stuck on the wall. Had I not been distracted by the massacre down below, I might have witnessed what happened to him.
how the hell DID he get up there from the caverns? Trolls dont come with giant cave swallows as mounts...
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 24, 2011, 10:36:22 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUjxPj3al5U
Blue Dragon is a great game, but I'm not totally sure where this came from...
Post by: Vorthon on August 26, 2011, 09:00:32 pm
Post by: Andux on August 26, 2011, 10:02:06 pm
After "zymotically" we can wrap around and do A-H again.
Post by: Vorthon on August 27, 2011, 12:34:24 am
So, recently continued this Old-school D&D campaign I'm running, and the Elven Cleric PC is now officially 'metal'. He's a blue-skinned, white-haired elf dual-wielding Maces of Disruption, decked out in scale mail, riding a dire wolf who is also decked out in armour. And his justification for his every action is "FOR SCIENCE!". My campaign just went from 'awesome' to 'EPIC WIN'.
Post by: Ross Vernal on August 27, 2011, 03:41:30 pm
Notice his weapon of choice...
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 27, 2011, 07:08:27 pm
Post by: Scaraban on August 28, 2011, 01:16:06 am
Post by: Sugata-senpai on August 28, 2011, 06:01:07 pm
Due to the massive derail, and since I might as well, I present to you...
Italian Spiderman! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU&feature=channel_video_titleSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Well, since I read the first 20 or so pages, I thought I should at least contribute...
Italian Spiderman is truly the greatest superhero ever. The stupid American version we have could certainly learn something from this guy.
P.S. I'm not posting here just so I can more easily keep up with new posts.
Post by: Zaerosz on August 28, 2011, 08:22:53 pm
Post by: Sugata-senpai on August 28, 2011, 08:30:02 pm
Why the hell is this thread still happening?
The answer is simple really... This thread is AWESOME
Post by: SirAaronIII on August 28, 2011, 08:30:14 pm
Why the hell is this thread still happening?That is the NEW strangest shit ever.
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on August 28, 2011, 08:30:58 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on August 28, 2011, 09:34:32 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 30, 2011, 08:42:57 am
Post by: Angel Of Death on August 30, 2011, 08:45:58 am
Post by: Eric Blank on August 30, 2011, 11:18:36 am
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 30, 2011, 10:05:23 pm
Post by: Angel Of Death on August 30, 2011, 10:06:23 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on August 30, 2011, 10:16:14 pm
Yeah, check it out: http://images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=917&q=satan+red&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g5g-m3&aql=&oq=#hl=en&gbv=2&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=satan&oq=satan&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=6597l6597l0l6727l1l0l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=61a5465895d2e814&biw=1920&bih=917
Either red or tinted red on the majority of the pictures.
Post by: Girlinhat on August 30, 2011, 10:21:17 pm
Quote from: Google
Related searches: satan sandwich
Post by: Angel Of Death on August 30, 2011, 10:22:20 pm
But...Satan wears red, doesn't he?He wears red to decieve you! YOU'RE GOING TO GEHENOM!
Yeah, check it out: http://images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=917&q=satan+red&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g5g-m3&aql=&oq=#hl=en&gbv=2&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=satan&oq=satan&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=6597l6597l0l6727l1l0l0l0l0l0l0l0ll0l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=61a5465895d2e814&biw=1920&bih=917
Either red or tinted red on the majority of the pictures.
Post by: Lezard on August 31, 2011, 12:33:16 pm
http://youtu.be/B7s1xTJubNc
Post by: Sting_Auer on August 31, 2011, 01:45:05 pm
which is indeed a small number compared to A(g64,g64) (http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/2317.html)
WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!
On topic: What is the topic again?
Post by: Remalle on August 31, 2011, 01:47:21 pm
Post by: Tharwen on August 31, 2011, 04:26:14 pm
Post by: Remalle on August 31, 2011, 09:01:47 pm
Man, I love terriers.
Post by: Mego on August 31, 2011, 10:21:42 pm
Post by: ArKFallen on September 01, 2011, 02:42:12 pm
I first read this topic about a month or so ago, when it was 8 pages long. I glanced at it today, 28. What the hell is wrong with us Bay12'ers? A topic was made that got derailed about 20 times in the first week and then became the defining symbol of derailment. OH, AND IT IS STILL GOING! All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality indeed.So you have 50 pages as well?
That is a perfect 1400'th reply.
It's all done one post at a time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWHniL8MyMM&feature=related).
And a cheese grit casserole (http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/cheddar-cheese-grits-casserole-10000001120186/)? Seriously?
Spoiler: The First Image in a Google Search for Girlinhat (click to show/hide)
Post by: kopout on September 01, 2011, 02:53:28 pm
What the hell is wrong with us Bay12'ers? A topic was made that got derailed about 20 times in the first week and then became the defining symbol of derailment.I'm not sure if this is sig worthy or not. my first thout is that it is but I'm not sure. Thoughts?
Post by: Remalle on September 01, 2011, 03:38:19 pm
I just saw a car with the custom plate "BLKMESA".
Post by: Girlinhat on September 01, 2011, 03:45:52 pm
Damn, I didn't think that picture was still floating around... That's back when I dyed my hair, you can tell by the eyebrows that the blonde isn't totally natural. I'm still fairly light-headed, just not platinum blonde.Spoiler: The First Image in a Google Search for Girlinhat (click to show/hide)
Post by: elf-fondling human on September 01, 2011, 03:57:51 pm
Post by: MagmaMcFry on September 01, 2011, 04:03:02 pm
Are you mayhap trying to pull our collective legs?Damn, I didn't think that picture was still floating around... That's back when I dyed my hair, you can tell by the eyebrows that the blonde isn't totally natural. I'm still fairly light-headed, just not platinum blonde.Spoiler: The First Image in a Google Search for Girlinhat (click to show/hide)
Edit: omg nooo i posted in this thread... whatever.
Post by: elf-fondling human on September 02, 2011, 03:05:53 pm
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 02, 2011, 03:10:21 pm
Damn, I didn't think that picture was still floating around... That's back when I dyed my hair, you can tell by the eyebrows that the blonde isn't totally natural. I'm still fairly light-headed, just not platinum blonde.Spoiler: The First Image in a Google Search for Girlinhat (click to show/hide)
Also apparently you're terrible at poker.
Seriously, 2 aces?
Post by: Girlinhat on September 02, 2011, 03:23:57 pm
Post by: acetech09 on September 02, 2011, 04:13:57 pm
I just saw a car with the custom plate "BLKMESA".
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Post by: acetech09 on September 02, 2011, 05:34:27 pm
Adventuring around in the woods, I arrive at my lair that I took over from a night creature, and find frozen cave floater extract laying around... I walk inside, and find cave blob and cave floater parts and extracts smeared on the walls and floor. I proceed to walk outside and get jumped by 3 bears, a pack of wolves, and a moose. All within 15 steps of the hatch to my lair.
EDIT:
This is rather weird - every time I travel away from my lair and then travel back, there are always tanned hides of random cave creatures laying around on the ground. I got back from buying some ammo, and got free cave fish leather, pond grabber leather, purring maggot leather, etc. It's odd.
Post by: elf-fondling human on September 02, 2011, 07:41:22 pm
Post by: acetech09 on September 02, 2011, 07:54:08 pm
But it is a really cool little lair. It's in the middle of untamed wilds, lots of elk, foxes, wolves, deer, turkeys, breakfast cereals, bears and pandas to hunt and sell. It has quite a few little side rooms to store items to sell, corpses to butcher, and now a leather room.
On another note... can you even get leather from a cave fish?
Post by: DrGravitas on September 02, 2011, 08:34:17 pm
*Skips to page 95 and reads it*
*Skips to page 30 and reads it*
*Skips to page 60 and reads it*
*Blinks*
*Rereads page 30*
*Reads pages 31-42*
*Reads pages 45, 60, 66, 69, 81, 90, 93*
*...*
*Mumbles "Eh, I've seen stranger."*
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on September 02, 2011, 08:35:02 pm
Post by: Tharwen on September 03, 2011, 06:01:14 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on September 03, 2011, 08:46:48 pm
Post by: Remalle on September 03, 2011, 10:14:33 pm
Apparently my mom thinks comic conventions = fetish orgies. Too much CSI?
Post by: Karnewarrior on September 03, 2011, 10:35:57 pm
I don't know about you guys but I'm using this thread as a repository for my thoughts.Too little Comic Conventions.
Apparently my mom thinks comic conventions = fetish orgies. Too much CSI?
Or too many. Some are sort of weird.
Post by: elf-fondling human on September 03, 2011, 10:42:12 pm
Post by: acetech09 on September 03, 2011, 11:07:46 pm
Really? I'm just sort of using this thread as a storage facility for all of my random findings as I travel the internet.
I'd suggest to create a new thread for that - but I think that thread would have the same subject and content...
Post by: Fniff on September 03, 2011, 11:25:58 pm
Post by: elf-fondling human on September 03, 2011, 11:28:54 pm
Also, is the term soulmate or sole mate?
Post by: Fniff on September 03, 2011, 11:30:08 pm
Post by: franti on September 04, 2011, 09:12:23 am
Post by: Tharwen on September 04, 2011, 09:14:53 am
Post by: Fniff on September 04, 2011, 09:58:27 am
So, who likes Stephen King?
Post by: Mistercheif on September 04, 2011, 11:54:55 am
And now, more random music from Mistercheif!
Paint it Black (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPVUa29kHu8&feature=related)
It's the closer of our marching band show this year.
And its amazing. A rock show that actually works and isn't extremely easy to play/sound crappy.
Post by: elf-fondling human on September 04, 2011, 06:23:27 pm
Post by: Monk321654 on September 04, 2011, 10:18:51 pm
Holy moly...
Post by: acetech09 on September 04, 2011, 11:27:17 pm
It's been turned from a thread of strange FBs to a thread of simply strange shit. Which there's quite a bit of on these forums.
Post by: acetech09 on September 05, 2011, 02:35:31 am
"ahh screw it"
i burrowed all my dorfs to the top level of my skyscraper (Trade depot is on main floor), then removed all of the support for it except for a single soap stair , and then told my mayor to remove the stair. three-hundred and forty-four dwarf death announcements later, I look at the aftermath.
All elves dead. YAY.
All dwarves de- wait a second. survivors! 2 babies survived with major injures - I looked at their thoughts:
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Onok Ducimkab has been unhappy lately. He has lost a father to tragedy recently. He has lost a sibling to tragedy recently. He has lost a mother to tragedy recently. He has witnessed death. He choked on dust underground lately. He sustained major injuries recently.I first thought that the mothers shielded the babies from the cave-in ... no not right.
The babies used their mothers as shields to protect against the cave-in.
OMIGOD. A mason survived the cave-in. WITH ZERO INJURIES! How in hell... he's gonna accompany the original Expedition Leader, whom I saved so i could see the aftermath.
I needed somewhere to post this little adventure. It was strange that that mason survived while the rest of the fortress is there dead, and it involves killing a whole fortress to kill some elves, which is a plus.
Post by: KtosoX on September 05, 2011, 12:32:12 pm
Also, how many dwarfs you had there? 344? Are you playing on some kind of top secret NASA computer!? :D
Post by: Mistercheif on September 05, 2011, 01:59:10 pm
Maybe there was a sock with his name on it somewhere far away from home?
Also, how many dwarfs you had there? 344? Are you playing on some kind of top secret NASA computer!? :D
If you are, I want one. Especially if it is portable. Because that would be awesome. You know you want to help the spread of high FPS Dwarf Fortress.
Post by: MagmaMcFry on September 05, 2011, 02:00:20 pm
Also, how many dwarfs you had there? 344? Are you playing on some kind of top secret NASA computer!? :DPerhaps he has some spare computers? Dibs on the first three.
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on September 05, 2011, 02:01:48 pm
Post by: MagmaMcFry on September 05, 2011, 02:05:07 pm
Post by: acetech09 on September 05, 2011, 03:08:25 pm
Nah - my work computer is a dual i7 990X, 64gb of RAM, Tesla GPU... one i7 is overclocked to 4.8gHz with a homebuilt refrigerated cooling system I whipped up with a old wine cooler destined for the junkyard. Second i7 - see below. I could push it higher but I'm not sure how they'll take it. All custom.
Some people spend their money working on their cars, some people decorate their houses. I just get more RAM and HD for my ☼Computer☼.
Considering DF isn't multithreaded a supercomputer wouldn't run it all that much better than a normal one.
What I do is actually shut down half of the cores in one of the i7s, and then overclock it extremely. that way I can get a really high core speed without overheating.