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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #945 on: June 29, 2011, 08:29:15 pm »

Actually, dropping enough dwarves on a planet might do some damage... (to the planet, that is.)
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #946 on: June 29, 2011, 08:32:39 pm »

We already have orbbombsats.  They're just not worth the effort, so of course their totally dwarfy.
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« Reply #947 on: June 29, 2011, 08:34:40 pm »

That's ok :)
It generally means that the person saying it has been caught doing the wrong thing I.E: altering quote and seeing if anyone would notice.

As for your song? I don't mind it. It's certainly... interesting, but it does have a number of redeeming features. :P

Good to know.
The fact that they're all laughing through the entire thing definitely lightens the mood. Ridiculous turned to 11.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #948 on: June 29, 2011, 08:45:16 pm »

We already have orbbombsats.  They're just not worth the effort, so of course their totally dwarfy.
Well, dropping a tungsten crowbar from space has roughly the effect of a 50kg bomb due to kinect energy. One could assume a 70kg dwarf would have a decent effect. Times that by seven for a full payload and viola! Instant dwarven kinetic weapons.

In game though. Do creatures take damage from having other creatures fall on them? Does armour get taken into account? Can I mod in lead armour and call the whole thing a full metal dwarf and simply drop him frm a high platform onto a goblin?

EDIT: I've just woken up so my writing is wrong. Put him in lead underclothes and then encase him in copper armour and call THAT a full metal dwarf.
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« Reply #949 on: June 29, 2011, 09:02:09 pm »

Falling on creatures just softens the impact and stuns the thingy underneath, no matter the weight or height. If you orbital bombard with dwarves... all you'll get is a mess, a big mess.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #950 on: June 29, 2011, 09:02:41 pm »

No, falling objects or living beings don't affect the living beings they fall onto, so that idea would'nt work.

Also, it would be really messy.

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« Reply #951 on: June 29, 2011, 09:07:02 pm »

Sooo, in a corridor filled with cage traps, I could, in theory, sacrifice a couple of dworfs to get my grubby mits on a FB? I like those odds :)
Also, yes mess is an annoyance but it is damned interesting to watch.
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« Reply #952 on: June 29, 2011, 09:10:38 pm »

Any living thing, not just dwarves. Dwarves would be funnier tho.
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« Reply #953 on: June 29, 2011, 09:11:44 pm »

And easier to organise onto the mechanism. Burrows anyone?
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« Reply #954 on: June 29, 2011, 09:32:50 pm »

Pastures make it equally easy for animals.
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« Reply #955 on: June 29, 2011, 09:43:59 pm »

Excellent point. But then, at the end of the day, you have to find a use for a migrant dabbling cheesemaker and kittens, horses and tamed GCS are all valuable as meat and leather (on that note, I recieved a giant cave spider chitchen helmet menacing with spikes of steel with an image of my dwarfs killing a small creature at somepoint :D).
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #956 on: June 29, 2011, 11:00:49 pm »

say, am i the only one to play DF while listening to "entry of the gladiators"?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #957 on: June 29, 2011, 11:39:08 pm »

I listen mainly to the music that reflects what I'm doing. Classical for major architecture, trance for micro-management and industrial metal for those times just before a caravan where your simply pumping out as many *(*short sword*)*s as possible
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #958 on: June 30, 2011, 12:09:43 am »

trance for micro-management
Because when I think of mashing the same two keys over and over, I think of hardcore techno music. How stupid do you-

*tries it*

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« Reply #959 on: June 30, 2011, 12:25:16 am »

Stuff
Because when I think of mashing the same two keys over and over, I think of hardcore techno music. How stupid do you-

*tries it*

OH MY GOD IT WORKS

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