BULLSHIT
The word that is used in situations where someone feels they have been cheated in some way. Whether the fault of a GM or a story trying to get interesting by killing off an important character, bullshit is everywhere. As awful as it is it still happens everywhere, and must be countered through
AMAZING MAGICAL POWERS. And dice rolls. Lots of dice rolls.
SO WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
So you're someone/something that is on a green square.
But this green square is really important because you're a player on it. You can do whatever you want on this green square, and I can do anything I want to you if the dice and I are so inclined. So when unknown events occur involving various chaotic meatballs and giant Nazi's it's safe to assume that's me.
Name: It's your players name.
Back story(Optional): What is/was your character?
Stats:
Health: 10 Increases or decreases health. (boosts +5 each point)
Endurance: Makes you tough.
Combat Ability: Makes you punch people in the face better.
Persuasion: Makes getting out of voice-based situations easier.
BS Resistance: Makes you resistant to me.
Skillpoints: 2
Name:
Back story(Optional):
Stats:
Health: 10
Endurance:
Combat Ability:
Persuasion:
BS Resistance:
Wwolin
Name: Wilton Lowery
Back story(Optional): Wilton was a businessman who grew sick and tired of the bullshit that daily life put him through. His boss just so happened to overhear his complaints, and shipped him here inside of a small pink refrigerator filled with baby formula in order to see what real bullshit is like.
Stats:
Health: 10
Endurance: 0
Combat Ability: 0
Persuasion: 1
BS Resistance: 1
Elephant Parade
Name: IT'S HIDDEN! YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT MY SECRET NAME!
Back story(Optional): Elephanto the Great is a stage magician. He's always been incredibly unlucky.
Stats:
Health: 10
Endurance: 0
Combat Ability: 2
Persuasion: 0
BS Resistance: 0
Elylthcyent
Name: The Being
Back story(Optional): Born of The Event that occurred in The Place, The Being has been existing since The Time, doing things, except when it isn't.
Stats:
Health: 10
Endurance: 0
Combat Ability: 0
Persuasion: 0
BS Resistance: 2
HFS
Name: The Silent Watcher
Backstory: The Silent Watcher is a being that none can comprehend, from a place that does not exist. For game convenience, it appears as a humanoid golem made of stone.
Stats:
Health: 10
Endurance: 0
Combat Ability: 1
Persuasion: 0
BS Resistance: 1
Scionox
Name: Scionox
Backstory: Black scaled western-style dragon.
Stats:
Health: 15
Endurance: 0
Combat Ability: 1
Persuasion: 0
BS Resistance: 0
Krath
Name: Malik the Feared
Back story(Optional): An aspiring evil wizard. Not actually feared or very well known at all. Really, he's pretty dorky.
Stats:
Health: 10 ±
Endurance: 0
Combat Ability: 1
Persuasion: 0
BS Resistance: 1
mastahcheese
Name: Cromwell Jackson.
Back story(Optional): Suck it.
Stats:
Health: 10
Endurance: 2
Combat Ability: 0
Persuasion: 0
BS Resistance: 0
GreatWyrmGold
Name: Arkin
Backstory: I'm not sure. I've never asked my back what his story is. I'm sure it's fascinating, though.
Stats:
Health: Well, I think I'm a bit underweight, so I'm not confident...10? 10 out of what?
Endurance: I'm not terrible, but I wouldn't give myself any high marks in endurance. Why do you want me to say "0"?
Combat Ability: I dunno. I've never really gotten in a fight. I wouldn't say I have any. I suppose it's zero.
Persuasion: People think I'm crazy for some reason. They never--why do you want me to say "0" again?
BS Resistance: Well, I once managed to survive a Creat--Alright, I'll say 2! Two! Are you happy, voice in my head?
draco1234
Name: Draco
Back story(Optional): Once he was a great and powerful black dragon, soaring through the skies. That was until he decided to make a meal of the Great Witch's pet pig, Truffles, and she turned him into a human as punishment. But she didn't just leave it there, oh no. She also cursed him to become, a vegetarian.
Stats:
Health: 10 ±
Endurance: 1
Combat Ability: 0
Persuasion: 0
BS Resistance: 1
Xantalos
Name: Won't give it.
Stats:
Health: 10
Persuasion: 1
BS Resistance: 1
Everything else: blah blah Nyarlathotep expy blah
Greenstarfanatic
Name: MISTER TORGUE FLEXINGTON
Back story(Optional): EXPLOOOOOOOOSIOOOOOOONS
Stats:
Health: 10
Endurance: 1
Combat Ability: 1
Persuasion: 0
BS Resistance: 0
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