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Post by: ArchimedesWojak on November 20, 2020, 12:04:00 am: -
Title: Re: someone broke into my house and left a gift on the way out
Post by: methylatedspirit on November 20, 2020, 02:05:23 am: I have two hypotheses: a) it's a family member whose judgement has lapsed hundreds of times over, or b) there's a Phantom Shitter in your neighborhood, and they're just going around, breaking into people's homes and shitting on their floors. It would be hard to prove a (seriously, who would admit to shitting on the floor?), so I'll focus on b. Try asking others in your neighborhood if the same thing has happened to them.
Title: Re: someone broke into my house and left a gift on the way out
Post by: MrRoboto75 on November 20, 2020, 02:07:57 am: That's a shitty situation
Title: Re: someone broke into my house and left a gift on the way out
Post by: Max™ on November 20, 2020, 02:31:58 am: Quote from: MrRoboto75 on November 20, 2020, 02:07:57 am
That's a shitty situation
I'm pretty happy with you for this, only thing I could even change would be "that's a shitty shituation" but really it was great already.
Title: Re: someone broke into my house and left a gift on the way out
Post by: wierd on November 20, 2020, 02:48:25 am: Quote from: Max™ on November 20, 2020, 02:31:58 am
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on November 20, 2020, 02:07:57 am
That's a shitty situation
I'm pretty happy with you for this, only thing I could even change would be "that's a shitty shituation" but really it was great already.

Shit happens.
Title: Re: someone broke into my house and left a gift on the way out
Post by: George_Chickens on November 20, 2020, 06:59:18 am: IT WAS ME.
I TOOK THE SHIT ON YOUR FLOOR.
TRY TO STOP ME. YOU CAN'T
Love From the Brown Bandit
Title: Re: someone broke into my house and left a gift on the way out
Post by: Reelya on November 20, 2020, 07:13:34 am: What kind of turd would pull crap like this?
Title: Re: someone broke into my house and left a gift on the way out
Post by: Max™ on November 20, 2020, 07:39:35 am: Don't look at me, I'm no stool pigeon.
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Post by: ArchimedesWojak on November 20, 2020, 08:50:24 am: also George_Chickens quit fucking my sister

(sorry i just can't delete this masterpiece)
Title: Re: someone broke into my house and left a gift on the way out
Post by: Reelya on November 20, 2020, 09:05:06 am: Dang, I was hoping an Active Pooper had broken into your house, perhaps the front door was ajar and dropped a log.
Title: Re: someone broke into my house and left a gift on the way out
Post by: ArchimedesWojak on November 20, 2020, 09:12:51 am: Quote from: Reelya on November 20, 2020, 09:05:06 am
Dang, I was hoping an Active Pooper had broken into your house, perhaps the front door was ajar and dropped a log.

Me Too Bud Me Too

Quote from: Joseph Stalin
One Shit Is A Tragedy But A Million Shits Is A Statistic
Title: Re: someone broke into my house and left a gift on the way out
Post by: nenjin on November 20, 2020, 10:11:01 am: This is a top tier shitpost.
Title: Re: someone broke into my house and left a gift on the way out
Post by: King Zultan on November 21, 2020, 03:43:08 am: But is it beyond quality?