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Title: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 01:38:11 am
The way I think it works out, the human culture is probably the worst event of natural process or artificial effect to happen to existance.

We as a species are creations of nature, and separate from human culture are perfect symbols of natural selection under the effect of any habitat it occupies. Unfortunetly you cannot properly descibe "Man" without it's culture, a culture which gives rise to many of man's defining characteristics, such as greed or war or vanity or religion.

Human culture is what turns a naturally ballanced species into "Man", and sets it to destroy nature and it's self.


You dont have to reply, I dont expect you to, as you are so attached to human culture that you would destroy just to keep it.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: JoshuaFH on May 09, 2010, 01:40:41 am
I think you might need to elaborate a bit more Hungry. I don't quite understand what you're getting at.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 01:54:04 am
Human culture, the thing that makes man the possessor of the world, the thing that makes the multitudes of wonderful examples of human kind fight each other over negligible status as faith or appearance, the thing that fuels his ablility to destroy nature and push out to reach for more...

If you can think of one thing you do today that is not given to you or affected in no way by human culture you probably havent traced it back far enough.

(=P This started as minor complaint about scientist being inept and ballooned out to culture...)
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: piecewise on May 09, 2010, 02:21:55 am
It was natural selection which made us greedy and violent. Our culture is just our logical mind attempting to deal with the residual instincts which still guide our actions. We are designed to desire continued conquest, whether it be monetary, status or sexual. So don't act as though we are perfect examples of natural selection, minus our culture, because if anything natural selection is most evidenced by our culture and attitudes.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Luke_Prowler on May 09, 2010, 02:27:48 am
Contrary to what you think, nature is not the Disney theme park of peace and harmony that you and other "Humans are Bastards-ist" think it is. It's impossible to sum up humanity in a cute anecdote or clever quote, because we are never the same, we are so diverse. You claim that "Human Culture" is greedy and vain, but what of the good things that come of it? What about love, or friendship, or the drive to learn? With each generation, with each step, we be become better than we were a second ago. We go though every obstacle in our way, creating a path for which other to follow into a greater tomorrow.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 02:47:53 am
Nature is short, brutal and violent. Almost every single living organism on this planet is in a constant state of cold war against every single other living organism, and many are on constant hot war footing. As life goes, mankind is actually pretty benevolant.

Also; Humans? They're natural. Whatever we do is also therefore natural. My house? it's a perfectly natural modification of the environment, exactly same as an anthill or beehive, just on a bigger scale. Humans don't do anything other animals already do, we're just better at doing some of those things.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: MrWiggles on May 09, 2010, 02:52:48 am
No biological entity can mute the natural force of natural selection. We're still under it and still evolving. We've evolved to be en-grossly smart highly completive super predators. We evolved these traits that have been highly successful in nearly every environment that we've lapse out of artificial pressure of other animals. In other words, we compete with nothing else. Evolution in its infinite array of simple rules forced a paradigm onto us to ensure that our super successful evolved traits ever continue to be sharpen. So we became our only competitor, for everything.

We're not vain, nor greedy. Those term have no meaning outside of subjective artificial constructs that are highly bias.

There no one word or phrase that can hope to encompass the diversity or range of humanity. We're  contradiction incarnate. We're the most beautiful and horrible thing at once. Where one tries to cure cancer, another raps a little girl. Where one robs an elderly man nother build homes for low in come families. We're bundles of paradoxes that continue through no fault or design of our own to better ourselves immensely every day.

Everything is improving.

Literacy.

Life expectancy.

Civil liberties.

Standard of living.

So on ad infinitive.

We're exceptional in all possible matters and all capacities. We continue to improve because as a whole everyone tries their damnedest at everything.

On top of everything we've accomplished from happenstance, we're so close to being able to wield our own progression with forethought and passion.

We're human beings. We're awesome and inspiring, horrify, and disgusting.

We're the only one able to hurt each other. We're the only one that do. We're the only one that can help one another. We're the only one that do.


So yes, our cultural is horrible. Its also stupendous.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 02:55:25 am
We're the only species that is able to and willing to hurt each other?

I'm sorry, what?



I could list thousands of examples, but i'll just leave you with one. The common garden ant wages war upon other common garden ant nests all the time. And i don't mean scuffles over food, i mean actual war.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: MrWiggles on May 09, 2010, 02:58:53 am
We're the only species that is able to and willing to hurt each other?

I'm sorry, what?



I could list thousands of examples, but i'll just leave you with one. The common garden ant wages war upon other common garden ant nests all the time. And i don't mean scuffles over food, i mean actual war.

God damn it Nuruz let me have my semi poetic prose!  :P
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 03:00:22 am
We're the only species that is able to and willing to hurt each other?

I'm sorry, what?



I could list thousands of examples, but i'll just leave you with one. The common garden ant wages war upon other common garden ant nests all the time. And i don't mean scuffles over food, i mean actual war.

God damn it Nuruz let me have my semi poetic prose!  :P

Not when it's wrong! :D
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: MrWiggles on May 09, 2010, 03:02:17 am
We're the only species that is able to and willing to hurt each other?

I'm sorry, what?



I could list thousands of examples, but i'll just leave you with one. The common garden ant wages war upon other common garden ant nests all the time. And i don't mean scuffles over food, i mean actual war.

God damn it Nuruz let me have my semi poetic prose!  :P

Not when it's wrong! :D
GOD DAMN IT! GO AWAY! YOU SUCK THE FUN OUT OF MY NONE EXISTENCE SOUL11111
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 03:08:45 am
Holy crap first page and already full caps swearing...

Also we are of nature and so is our culture...

All that man does is positive to man and often times negitive as well.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 03:17:35 am
All that life does is positive to life and often times negitive as well.

Just fixed that up for you.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 03:20:40 am
All that life does is positive to life and always negitive as well.

Just re-fixed that up for you.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 03:21:18 am
All that life does is positive to life and always negitive as well.

Just re-fixed that up for you.

Hey, you said it, not me.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Grakelin on May 09, 2010, 03:26:24 am
Lawl, you have to either be a big troll or just recently developed critical thought if you're still stuck on "Culture is always Evil, why doesn't anybody else understand this?" mode.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: cerapa on May 09, 2010, 03:26:34 am
Holy crap first page and already full caps swearing...

Also we are of nature and so is our culture...

All that man does is positive to man and often times negitive as well.

Everything is relative.

What are you comparing us only helping man to? I really havent seen any other species purposefully attempting to protect species that are about to go extinct. You could argue that we just think that would be bad for us when species go extinct, but what species isnt concerned about its own survival? We are as good as EVERYTHING ELSE thats living on this this planet. If you think that average "goodness" is evil then your standards are coming from fiction.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 09, 2010, 03:32:26 am
The way I think it works out, the human culture is probably the worst event of natural process or artificial effect to happen to existance.

We as a species are creations of nature, and separate from human culture are perfect symbols of natural selection under the effect of any habitat it occupies. Unfortunetly you cannot properly descibe "Man" without it's culture, a culture which gives rise to many of man's defining characteristics, such as greed or war or vanity or religion.

Human culture is what turns a naturally ballanced species into "Man", and sets it to destroy nature and it's self.


You dont have to reply, I dont expect you to, as you are so attached to human culture that you would destroy just to keep it.

...

You really are Armok Jr. You share the same hangups about society, and also the color scheme.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Grakelin on May 09, 2010, 03:34:27 am
Sock puppet?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 09, 2010, 03:35:38 am
Sock puppet?

No, Hungry has a distinct art style, and is also fond of dark things, while Armok, despite being named after, well, Armok, gives out pink hugs. Personality is different, but opinions on society are the same.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: MrWiggles on May 09, 2010, 03:45:11 am
I was just joshing with Neuruz. >.> He and I clash on my human secularism. I dont wanna get in a knee deep debate with him. It wont be fun and engaging I dont think.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 03:57:39 am
Thats probably why Armok and me get along so well, but he doesnt have my dark past or unfortunet mental issues... I'm more like Armok's evil insane twin from a different country.

Thanks for saying its "distinct", and I'm not wholely into dark things...just most of me finds gore and dark things cute and cuddley in a horrible way(the lovely baby seals and their bloody skull pulp).

I'd probably give out pink hugs to blood and gore...

This was going to be my post about my damn feild generator but it kinda got left out when I when to bring up supporting common data...and got sucked into a stright up "what the fuck is wrong with these people" vortex of hate spiral...I'd lock this but meh...it seems fine to me.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Cheeetar on May 09, 2010, 04:02:36 am
'Dark past'?

Excuse me if my doubt is misplaced, but it seems hard to believe that a 22 year old American citizen who frequents forums could have that much of a 'dark past'.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 09, 2010, 04:08:08 am
Wait, I thought Hungry was younger than me. There goes everything I previously thought I knew.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ein on May 09, 2010, 04:10:29 am
I think it's entirely possible to have a dark past at that age.
Maybe he was heavily into drugs as a teenager and dropped out, but then got better.

Anyway, you're less like an evil insane twin and more like a smarter, also evil, younger cousin.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 04:16:36 am
I only frequent this forum, I'm not quite sure why...and I have more dark past then I want to go over.

Of with includes parental abuse and suicide...and I didnt quite drop out but sure as hell didnt graduate...got a GED with high scores though, and not traditional drugs but surely abused.

I've had much conversation with Armok he's about as smart as me by what I get.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 04:19:58 am
I think it's entirely possible to have a dark past at that age.

Most people that age have a dark past; having spent large amounts of time staying up late into the night for various reasons.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: MrWiggles on May 09, 2010, 04:24:07 am
I don't. Just amusing story of my being 16 getting caught with bungy cord and a heavy drill in a girls room looking for a stud or something in the cieling that can support weight.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 09, 2010, 04:25:30 am
I don't. Just amusing story of my being 16 getting caught with bungy cord and a heavy drill in a girls room looking for a stud or something in the cieling that can support weight.

This story intrigues me.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 04:28:49 am
Why does that remind me of my neighbor's wife...? oh yeah... =P
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: MrWiggles on May 09, 2010, 04:43:40 am
Its a fun story that cant be repeated on the forum without to much censoring. Free to hit me on IM for the story though vester.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Grakelin on May 09, 2010, 04:44:52 am

Thanks for saying its "distinct", and I'm not wholely into dark things...just most of me finds gore and dark things cute and cuddley in a horrible way(the lovely baby seals and their bloody skull pulp).

I totally call sock puppet on this one, I don't care what you say.

I, also, have a dark past. I live in Canada, where Winter is longer, and the sun was often blocked by clouds when I was a child.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 04:46:29 am
WTF I'm not an Armok sock puppet...we are just alot alike...
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Grakelin on May 09, 2010, 04:47:10 am
Sounds like something an Armok sock puppet would say.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 04:50:40 am
Fine then, call me a sock puppet if you will.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Mikko on May 09, 2010, 04:51:03 am

Thanks for saying its "distinct", and I'm not wholely into dark things...just most of me finds gore and dark things cute and cuddley in a horrible way(the lovely baby seals and their bloody skull pulp).

I totally call sock puppet on this one, I don't care what you say.

I, also, have a dark past. I live in Canada, where Winter is longer, and the sun was often blocked by clouds when I was a child.
I am from Finland. My darkness is darker and way more ethnic.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Cheeetar on May 09, 2010, 04:52:28 am
My dark past is mostly because I stayed out of the sun. Australia is hot enough without being outside all the time.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 04:56:31 am
My dark past is mostly because I stayed out of the sun. Australia is hot enough without being outside all the time.

The Australian Sun is a malevolant dick that wants nothing more than the utter destruction of all life.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 04:59:31 am
=P if you count that as a dark past I have a really dark past as I never left home when the sun was out and painted windows so I could sleep during the day.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 05:04:26 am
Oic, so you died due to Vitamin D deficiency ten years ago and i am speaking to your computer, which has become sentient in the intervening years and has modelled itself off the only personality it knew.

That makes alot of sense actually.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: MrWiggles on May 09, 2010, 05:05:51 am
I can grok that.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 05:06:12 am
you cant die from not being in the sun...just turn ghostly white and ruin your sleep cycles....
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 05:09:40 am
you cant die from not being in the sun...just turn ghostly white and ruin your sleep cycles....

You most certainly can. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_D)
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 05:18:09 am
From what I've read of that it can lead to premature ageing if your diet doesnt include vitamin D rich stuff and I doubt I've got a diet low in it...but no you cannot die outright for lack of vitamin D...but it has bad stuff linked to it...
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Mikko on May 09, 2010, 05:23:00 am
Am I the only one really annoyed with ending every sentence in more than one period... It really makes me scream and break stuff...
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 05:28:11 am
It's a habit for me...like folding my clothes after I take them off.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 05:32:14 am
From what I've read of that it can lead to premature ageing if your diet doesnt include vitamin D rich stuff and I doubt I've got a diet low in it...but no you cannot die outright for lack of vitamin D...but it has bad stuff linked to it...

Oh it won't kill you outright. It will just wreck your body so that the next time you fall over you break half a dozen bones, or trash your immune system so that the flu wipes you out.


And actually Hungry; diet alone isn't enough. There's a certain type of Vitamin D your body needs that can be gotten almost no other way than through sunlight on the skin, or vitamin pills, but the pills really aren't a substitute for sunlight, since your skin produces more than just Vitamin D in sunlight.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 05:37:38 am
Yeah the life I live and the stuff I take to live that life allots me no time to sit in the sun at all.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 09, 2010, 05:38:03 am
My dark past is mostly because I stayed out of the sun. Australia is hot enough without being outside all the time.

The Australian Sun is a malevolant dick that wants nothing more than the utter destruction of all life.

It doesn't provide vitamin D. It fires large clumps of the stuff at lethal velocity.

Anyway, all the lights in my room have blown. My past is getting darker by the second.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 05:39:25 am
Yeah the life I live and the stuff I take to live that life allots me no time to sit in the sun at all.

You don't need to sit in the sun you dolt; you just need to get some sunlight on you for a few hours every day. You will suffer serious and dehabilitating health problems if you don't, no two ways about it.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 05:43:46 am
Meh, I'll have plenty of time to be in the sun after I get done with my project.

Literally.

=P
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ein on May 09, 2010, 05:52:52 am
Does this project involve flying Earth into the sun?
If so, I do NOT support it.
Earth is where I keep all my stuff.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 05:59:45 am
=P no it involves building a semi-manned space probe to the sun and surviving to come back.

I dont mean unmanned nor manned...as by that point the pilot wont be technicly human anymore.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 09, 2010, 06:00:49 am
Transhumanist.

ARMOK ARMOK ARMOK ARMOK RIGHT THERE.


you can no longer hide


Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Aqizzar on May 09, 2010, 06:06:00 am
In this thread: Someone who thinks he has a dark and scary unique past declares that human culture is vain, petty, egocentric, and hostile, and fights to the rhetorical death against all comers to prove it.

Oh Internet, what would I do without you?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ein on May 09, 2010, 06:07:03 am
Well, it all depends on how transhumanist you are.
For example, I believe that the gradual replacement of the human body with cybernetics is fine, as long as we preserve the human consciousness, and thereby, the soul.
From what I see, Armok believes that the soul is inherently flawed, and must be replaced.
A probe whose computer is made from the brains of a man, but one that has lost its soul, would be inhuman, but still piloted by a living organism, therefore, semi-manned.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 09, 2010, 06:08:55 am
In this thread: Someone who thinks he has a dark and scary unique past declares that human culture is vain, petty, egocentric, and hostile, and fights to the rhetorical death against all comers to prove it.

Oh Internet, what would I do without you?

Don't answer that question, you'll just get depressed thinking about opportunities lost.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 06:15:24 am
I dont believe there is a soul, just mind and body, and I'm going for changing the body and mind as much as needed for end goal.

Technicly afterward I wont be human, as the end product will in no way resemble a human in any way, and will probably not be under any laws of governing as such.

But yes, yet more similarities to Armok.

As for that I dont mind leaving the species man to his own ends after I'm free of the earth, as apposed to complete obiteration of the human race, which based on end abilities wont be a strech from possible, and with results of current tests probable.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Mikko on May 09, 2010, 06:18:27 am
9th of May, 2010
Dear thread,
Please do die soon
Yours truly, Mikko
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ein on May 09, 2010, 06:21:33 am
As for that I dont mind leaving the species man to his own ends after I'm free of the earth, as apposed to complete obiteration of the human race, which based on end abilities wont be a strech from possible, and with results of current tests probable.

Okay, good.
It's the people who strive to make every human something else entirely that I don't like.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 06:24:49 am
hum, thread gore?

but really this thread is probably the one that descibes me best...=P now all it needs seal pup gore with that culture club "do you really want to hurt me" song playing in the background...
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 09, 2010, 06:31:53 am
Transhumanist.

ARMOK ARMOK ARMOK ARMOK RIGHT THERE.


you can no longer hide



WAIT. We haven't heard about the eyearms yet.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 06:37:13 am
Whats eyearms?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 09, 2010, 06:38:56 am
See, he can't possibly be Armok if he doesn't have eyearms.

Whats eyearms?

I'd explain, but I honestly can't.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 09, 2010, 06:39:30 am
Whats eyearms?
A body part used for smelling that is present in the feet.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Muz on May 09, 2010, 07:19:46 am
I like humans. What's wrong with them? I mean being greedy and selfish is the shortest path, but it doesn't turn out well. Just get out of the way and let the greedy and selfish people kill each other. There's a lot of non-greedy people; just stay out of gold/oil mines, banking, finance, and game development.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Mikko on May 09, 2010, 07:38:57 am
game development.
Bay12games.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 08:21:08 am
I believe this thread calls for...

THE DRAMA LLAMA!

(http://i44.tinypic.com/2djuwsn.jpg)
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 09, 2010, 08:31:47 am
Drama Llama! Yay!
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 08:34:27 am
Everyone loves the Drama Llama!
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Mikko on May 09, 2010, 08:46:37 am
I neither get it nor like it.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 09:07:56 am
It scares me in some odd way...
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 09:11:02 am
Your subconscious senses the Drama Llama as a kindred spirit, which makes you uneasy, as no living thing on the planet can possibly understand you or the earth-shattering revelations and insights you have discovered in your extensive years of life.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 09:17:10 am
No, that cant be it...I got it! It appears to want to consume my non existant soul.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: alway on May 09, 2010, 11:24:32 am
I hear they taste like onion.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: sonerohi on May 09, 2010, 12:20:02 pm
I dont believe there is a soul, just mind and body, and I'm going for changing the body and mind as much as needed for end goal.

Technicly afterward I wont be human, as the end product will in no way resemble a human in any way, and will probably not be under any laws of governing as such.

But yes, yet more similarities to Armok.

As for that I dont mind leaving the species man to his own ends after I'm free of the earth, as apposed to complete obiteration of the human race, which based on end abilities wont be a strech from possible, and with results of current tests probable.

Because you have access to the technology and work materials necessary to do that. I'm calling an unholy amount of BS left and right on this thread. The only factual things here are when Vester said "the" and the drama llama image.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 09, 2010, 12:35:18 pm
I never said I did but I will by plan!

All I've got now is 60 lb prototype magnetic feild generator that likes to blow up and spit out emp and a to do list about 20 years long...give or take a month for sickness and the unprodictable.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: piecewise on May 09, 2010, 01:48:07 pm
I never said I did but I will by plan!

All I've got now is 60 lb prototype magnetic feild generator that likes to blow up and spit out emp and a to do list about 20 years long...give or take a month for sickness and the unprodictable.
(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/oh_you.jpg)
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Cthulhu on May 09, 2010, 02:14:21 pm
In this thread: Someone who thinks he has a dark and scary unique past declares that human culture is vain, petty, egocentric, and hostile, and fights to the rhetorical death against all comers to prove it.

Oh Internet, what would I do without you?

In other words, every internet thread ever.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Grakelin on May 09, 2010, 03:33:37 pm
Yeah the life I live and the stuff I take to live that life allots me no time to sit in the sun at all.

"Hey guys, I'm just on this forum right now to let you know that I have no time to sit in the sun."
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Caesar on May 09, 2010, 03:39:19 pm
Don't you all love the persons that first go take a crap on everything, without naming alternatives, and then suddenly join in with the people making fun of them?

I most certainly do.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Nilocy on May 09, 2010, 03:40:33 pm
Hmm, well. Theres a few things that redeem humanity. 1: Sex 2: Sex 3: Sex 4: Pizza 5: Sex 6: And laughing at poor people.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Grakelin on May 09, 2010, 03:41:12 pm
Don't you all love the persons that first go take a crap on everything, without naming alternatives, and then suddenly join in with the people making fun of them?

I most certainly do.

Not sure what you're referring to.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Armok on May 09, 2010, 05:00:30 pm
...

 >:(

Hungry is NOT me. I am a) not an Emo, b) only post crazy things when I haven't sleept in a few days, c) I'm mentaly ill, PROBABLY, but not criminaly insane, d) have extensive knowledge of philosophy and a strong morality, aka not evil.

I cant say I'm particularly found of human or their culture, but I recognize this as a matter of my personal taste, and the ACTUAL bad things in culture comes from ignorant, selfish and stupid individuals. Hence, I estimate (I cant deduce what it's actually suposed to mean) I disagree mostly with the OP.

Abaut all this nonsesnse abaut souls, minds bodies, what is human... Murky sematics. There are physical laws, and from these emerge patters wich sometimes becomes quite complex, and if these patterns wants to call themelves human or inhuman, dead or alive, happy or suffering, if they want to call some parts "I" and some parts "not me", meaningfull or meaningless, physics dosn't give a ****. I take in information, procces it, and output whatever I think maxemize my expected utility, anything else is irelevant.

Edit: I haven't sleept enoguht, and there weere issues relating to  medecine today, so i take no responsibility for the choherence of that last paragraph, or anything I post today really.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Cthulhu on May 09, 2010, 05:08:00 pm
For the record, I saw this thread when there were only a few posts, and I contemplated saying "Armok?"  but I didn't want to make it seem like I have a vendetta against him.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vector on May 09, 2010, 05:38:00 pm
Eh, Armok seems completely different to me.  He has a unique way of looking at things, but it's never come off to me as an "I hate all humans" sort of thing.

He's also far, far more comprehensible.


As far as this thread goes, in general... I like humans.  They can be asses, but I think that once one accepts that life is not all chocolate roses we really aren't so bad.  Our culture has some negatives about it, to be sure, but it also has its good points.  The fact that negatives exist does not negate our numerous positive actions.  Of course, we can always argue that "negative" and "positive" are written from a purely human perspective--but then, does the universe in and of itself have an opinion?  Perhaps it has a fetish for entropy.  Who knows.  In the end, I think that only we are fit to judge ourselves.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: bjlong on May 09, 2010, 05:41:36 pm
You know, now that we've got the Drama Llama, we might as well pull out all the cheap Soap Opera plot devices.

ARMOK! It's time for you to know... the truth!!! Hungry is closer to you... than you could ever imagine! For secretly, through a terrible mix-up at the post office, Hungry is YOUR LONG LOST TWIN BROTHER!!!
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: piecewise on May 09, 2010, 05:45:55 pm
Humans are as good or as bad as their situation allows them to be. The difference between child soldier and middle schooler is environmental not personal and we'd all kill each other for an ounce of food if it came down to it. Arguing the nature of humanity assumes we have some inherent, subjective nature.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: zchris13 on May 09, 2010, 05:47:35 pm
It's impossible to sum up humanity in a cute anecdote or clever quote, because we are never the same, we are so diverse.
You come pretty close, right there.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 09, 2010, 05:55:03 pm
You know, now that we've got the Drama Llama, we might as well pull out all the cheap Soap Opera plot devices.

ARMOK! It's time for you to know... the truth!!! Hungry is closer to you... than you could ever imagine! For secretly, through a terrible mix-up at the post office, Hungry is YOUR LONG LOST TWIN BROTHER!!!

DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!


BTW: is it just me or do these kind of threads follow some sort of "law of conservation of dumb" principle? Because just last week there was this guy spewing about how his ethic system was objetive and based in logic, in opposition to other people's subjetive morals. This week, we get a guy who wants to leave Earth using an explosive electromagnet (?).

Also

It's impossible to sum up humanity in a cute anecdote or clever quote, because we are never the same, we are so diverse.
You come pretty close, right there.
Wouldn't  Luke_Prowler's statement be a logical paradox, then?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 09, 2010, 06:02:47 pm
I dont believe there is a soul, just mind and body, and I'm going for changing the body and mind as much as needed for end goal.

Technicly afterward I wont be human, as the end product will in no way resemble a human in any way, and will probably not be under any laws of governing as such.

But yes, yet more similarities to Armok.

As for that I dont mind leaving the species man to his own ends after I'm free of the earth, as apposed to complete obiteration of the human race, which based on end abilities wont be a strech from possible, and with results of current tests probable.

Because you have access to the technology and work materials necessary to do that. I'm calling an unholy amount of BS left and right on this thread. The only factual things here are when Vester said "the" and the drama llama image.

I said "the" three times! That means I'm three times as factual.

You know, now that we've got the Drama Llama, we might as well pull out all the cheap Soap Opera plot devices.

ARMOK! It's time for you to know... the truth!!! Hungry is closer to you... than you could ever imagine! For secretly, through a terrible mix-up at the post office, Hungry is YOUR LONG LOST TWIN BROTHER!!!

And THAT is what you get when you mail babies intead of picking them up at the hospital.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: bjlong on May 09, 2010, 06:07:34 pm
You know, now that we've got the Drama Llama, we might as well pull out all the cheap Soap Opera plot devices.

ARMOK! It's time for you to know... the truth!!! Hungry is closer to you... than you could ever imagine! For secretly, through a terrible mix-up at the post office, Hungry is YOUR LONG LOST TWIN BROTHER!!!

And THAT is what you get when you mail babies intead of picking them up at the hospital.

The convenience is worth it, though. So very much.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: zchris13 on May 09, 2010, 06:08:33 pm
It's impossible to sum up humanity in a cute anecdote or clever quote, because we are never the same, we are so diverse.
You come pretty close, right there.
Wouldn't  Luke_Prowler's statement be a logical paradox, then?
No.  It is a statement of how nobody is the same.  All of our viewpoints are different; what one person sees, nobody else can.  He doesn't see the irony.  You see a paradox.  I see a funny.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: alway on May 09, 2010, 06:35:00 pm
...
Abaut all this nonsesnse abaut souls, minds bodies, what is human... Murky sematics. There are physical laws, and from these emerge patters wich sometimes becomes quite complex, and if these patterns wants to call themelves human or inhuman, dead or alive, happy or suffering, if they want to call some parts "I" and some parts "not me", meaningfull or meaningless, physics dosn't give a ****. I take in information, procces it, and output whatever I think maxemize my expected utility, anything else is irelevant.

Edit: I haven't sleept enoguht, and there weere issues relating to  medecine today, so i take no responsibility for the choherence of that last paragraph, or anything I post today really.
No worries, that last paragraph makes perfect sense... and is pretty close to my own view on the matter.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 09, 2010, 06:52:37 pm
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No worries, that last paragraph makes perfect sense... and is pretty close to my own view on the matter.

You mean you haven't slept enough nor taken your medicine either?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: smigenboger on May 09, 2010, 07:21:06 pm
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Humans are as good or as bad as their situation allows them to be. The difference between child soldier and middle schooler is environmental not personal

Once again Piecewise has some great wisdom on how people interact. I'd like to add that personality, happiness, and sadness are all environmental too.

As for society being good or bad, that is completely subjective. Feeding the poor can be seen as good, or horrible if it just stalls them from slowly dying of hunger a little longer, or feeding everyone, which would accelerate the population boom, thus decreasing resources, leading to the concept story behind BF2142
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: zchris13 on May 09, 2010, 07:59:25 pm
You have to be an expert on that sort of thing when you're a troll.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Cthulhu on May 09, 2010, 08:39:58 pm
I agree with Smigen.  Part of me thinks we should provide food aid to famine-struck countries, but part of me thinks of Malthus and wonders if we're just prolonging a problem that nature is trying to correct.

That only refers to countries who are having problems because of overpopulation and the like, we should certainly provide aid when a natural disaster strikes.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: eerr on May 09, 2010, 08:43:02 pm
Someone explain to me how culture is "evil".
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 08:46:48 pm
Someone explain to me how culture is "evil".

The TIME CUBE (http://www.timecube.com/) explains succinctly and concisely.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: alway on May 09, 2010, 09:25:22 pm
Quote
No worries, that last paragraph makes perfect sense... and is pretty close to my own view on the matter.

You mean you haven't slept enough nor taken your medicine either?
No, I'm a programmer who enjoys complex systems.  ;D

As for malthusian collapse, the assumptions behind it are a bit flawed. For there to be a total, worldwide collapse, there must either by worldwide income and material equality or resources must be depleted to the point where they literally don't exist any more. What really happens is closer to what we see today. World hunger is increasing, with over 1 billion undernourished, a number which has increased faster proportionally than population growth. But this increase in nearly invisible to the highly developed parts of the world who see only relatively small changes in resource availability. So the poor will die, while everyone else goes on more or less unaware that anything has occured.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: eerr on May 09, 2010, 09:30:05 pm
Someone explain to me how culture is "evil".

The TIME CUBE (http://www.timecube.com/) explains succinctly and concisely.
I can't stoop low enough to read that bullshit.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 09, 2010, 09:32:01 pm
Not even ironically, huh?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ein on May 09, 2010, 09:36:27 pm
I got as far as http://timecu.
Then I quit and stopped.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 09, 2010, 09:40:08 pm
i hope you live.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: The Doctor on May 09, 2010, 10:02:00 pm
As for that I dont mind leaving the species man to his own ends after I'm free of the earth, as apposed to complete obiteration of the human race, which based on end abilities wont be a strech from possible, and with results of current tests probable.

Okay, good.
It's the people who strive to make every human something else entirely that I don't like.
Why do you hate me, Ein?


I just want to make it better...
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ein on May 09, 2010, 10:12:03 pm
As for that I dont mind leaving the species man to his own ends after I'm free of the earth, as apposed to complete obiteration of the human race, which based on end abilities wont be a strech from possible, and with results of current tests probable.

Okay, good.
It's the people who strive to make every human something else entirely that I don't like.
Why do you hate me, Ein?


I just want to make it better...

You want to destroy everything I hold sacred.
For that you must die.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: The Doctor on May 09, 2010, 10:28:44 pm
As for that I dont mind leaving the species man to his own ends after I'm free of the earth, as apposed to complete obiteration of the human race, which based on end abilities wont be a strech from possible, and with results of current tests probable.

Okay, good.
It's the people who strive to make every human something else entirely that I don't like.
Why do you hate me, Ein?


I just want to make it better...

You want to destroy everything I hold sacred.
For that you must die.
You hold sacred the idea of keeping humans fleshy and disease ridden, only living for a 122 years at most, while still needing to rely on other people and seperate machines to  keep all our ideas?


You monster!
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: smigenboger on May 09, 2010, 10:30:05 pm
Monsters vs Robots!
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 09, 2010, 10:34:21 pm
I reckon that staying at peak physical fitness for about a thousand years before dying will be enough for me.

But then, it won't be enough for people born into a world where that's commonplace.

Ah, screw 'em, I want to see the world.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: sonerohi on May 09, 2010, 11:00:47 pm
I just want a robo-respirator that can perform underwater.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: zchris13 on May 09, 2010, 11:04:20 pm
I want some other things that can "perform".  underwater.  :-\
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 09, 2010, 11:07:53 pm
I want some other things that can "perform".  underwater.  :-\
(he's talking about his DS)
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: smigenboger on May 09, 2010, 11:16:37 pm
I'd be fine as a brain in a vat. For all I know, I already am.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: eerr on May 09, 2010, 11:29:09 pm
Brains generally do poorly in vats.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 09, 2010, 11:30:05 pm
Brains generally do poorly in vats.
There is a beautiful kind of truth to that statement.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: smigenboger on May 09, 2010, 11:31:57 pm
Depends on the vat. If this reality is my current vat, I'm doing all right in it, except for a small hangup on enjoying the vat-produced alcohol feeling.

Nobody would want a boring vat
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Luke_Prowler on May 09, 2010, 11:40:46 pm
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It's impossible to sum up humanity in a cute anecdote or clever quote, because we are never the same, we are so diverse.
You come pretty close, right there.
Wouldn't Luke_Prowler's statement be a logical paradox, then?
Sorry, I was too busy trying to channel the great Kamina to make sure that my statements were logical. Although Kamina would probably just punch Hungry over the internet and ask him "Who the hell do you think I am".
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: eerr on May 10, 2010, 12:03:04 am
Depends on the vat. If this reality is my current vat, I'm doing all right in it, except for a small hangup on enjoying the vat-produced alcohol feeling.

Nobody would want a boring vat

Reality is not a vat, and the 'vat' is not your reality.

If you wake up from reality, then your reality will be the vat.

If you don't enjoy alcohol then you are on a good path in reality, unless you suddenly wake up and find yourself in a vat. Then you will want alcohol, lots of alcohol.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: JoshuaFH on May 10, 2010, 12:08:19 am
Depends on the vat. If this reality is my current vat, I'm doing all right in it, except for a small hangup on enjoying the vat-produced alcohol feeling.

Nobody would want a boring vat

Reality is not a vat, and the 'vat' is not your reality.

If you wake up from reality, then your reality will be the vat.

If you don't enjoy alcohol then you are on a good path in reality, unless you suddenly wake up and find yourself in a vat. Then you will want alcohol, lots of alcohol.

Man, you're gonna be so pissed when you find out that alcohol and vat juice don't mix.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Duke 2.0 on May 10, 2010, 01:05:51 am
Depends on the vat. If this reality is my current vat, I'm doing all right in it, except for a small hangup on enjoying the vat-produced alcohol feeling.

Nobody would want a boring vat

Reality is not a vat, and the 'vat' is not your reality.

If you wake up from reality, then your reality will be the vat.

If you don't enjoy alcohol then you are on a good path in reality, unless you suddenly wake up and find yourself in a vat. Then you will want alcohol, lots of alcohol.

Man, you're gonna be so pissed when you find out that alcohol and vat juice don't mix.
I don't know what vat you guys are in, but mine has been a pool of various intoxicants.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ein on May 10, 2010, 01:15:25 am
My vat is full of morphine and adrenaline.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 10, 2010, 01:40:44 am
My vat is full of CONCENTRATED RAGE! And a slice of Lemon.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 10, 2010, 01:42:45 am
My VAT is full of unncecessary taxes.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 01:43:38 am
My vat is full of CONCENTRATED RAGE! And a slice of Lemon.

For those bloodthirsty rage filled beings with a sense of sophistication.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 10, 2010, 01:52:08 am
I was like "Lol" when I read this thread, then I went "wtf" when it got derailed.

I love these people.

Also, My vat is full of sewer water, old magazines, and !!Dwarf Fortress!!.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 10, 2010, 01:57:57 am
I was like "Lol" when I read this thread, then I went "wtf" when it got derailed.

I love these people.

Also, My vat is full of sewer water, old magazines, and !!Dwarf Fortress!!.

Well, put that fire out. It's unplayable if you let it burn to a XXDwarf FortressXX.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 10, 2010, 02:02:18 am
Fiiine.

(it's now a *Dwarf Fortress*. Happy?)

Oh, I also forgot to mention the buttloads of Beef-flavored Lucky Me instant mami wrappers. Yum, I love that MSG-filled shit.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 10, 2010, 02:04:39 am
Naaah, I'm a Payless loyalist.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 10, 2010, 02:07:19 am
My vat is full of CONCENTRATED RAGE! And a slice of Lemon.

For those bloodthirsty rage filled beings with a sense of sophistication.

Exactly, it gives the rage a subtle hint of lemony goodness.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 10, 2010, 02:07:30 am
but at 6 pesos a pop, I can feed myself with 20 pesos, some water and a big bowl.

BEAT THAT VESTER

(yes, for some apparent reason the sari-sari store nearby sells 'em that cheap. I guess it's because they make so much money selling cigarettes and Cobra energy drinks.)
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 10, 2010, 02:08:10 am
but at 6 pesos a pop, I can feed myself with 20 pesos, some water and a big bowl.

BEAT THAT VESTER

(yes, for some apparent reason the sari-sari store nearby sells 'em that cheap. I guess it's because they make so much money selling cigarettes and Cobra energy drinks.)

6 does not divide into 20...
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 10, 2010, 02:09:16 am
I buy three, get 2 pesos change, which I use to buy two small sticks of gum!
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 10, 2010, 02:13:19 am
According to xe that is $1.75 in Dollaroos, which is pretty impressive, although i can't help but feel that it cannot possibly be a healthy diet :P
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 10, 2010, 02:15:13 am
FUCK YOU I WILL BURN MY BODY OUT AND DIE

...

My dad usually cooks stuff that actually fills me up for lunch/dinner, the mami's for breakfast or if no one else is at home.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Grakelin on May 10, 2010, 02:22:10 am
Naaah, I'm a Payless loyalist.

I prefer Aldo, myself.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 10, 2010, 02:28:48 am
According to xe that is $1.75 in Dollaroos, which is pretty impressive, although i can't help but feel that it cannot possibly be a healthy diet :P

He'll be dead by the age of 12.

WAIT.

ACANTHUS, YOU'VE BEEN A ZOMBIE ALL THIS TIME?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 02:30:00 am
It all makes sense.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 10, 2010, 02:31:25 am
Mwahahaha.

Oops, I meant

Braaaaaaaainnssss.

I only really started eating that shit when I got homeschooled, since I never got the acquired taste of cold leftovers.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 10, 2010, 03:22:11 am
Well usually you heat them up.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 10, 2010, 03:34:40 am
I usually burn them. :P
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 03:57:31 am
This thread.

It is the best thread.

I'd accept being a brain in a jar as long as I still had hands and fingers. Like, outside the jar, so I could use them to manipulate objects around me. Some other method of object manipulation would also be acceptable, but I think hands are among the easiest to implement. Some way of getting information from the objects I am manipulating would also be a requirement. So, eyes and hands, or equivalents.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Duke 2.0 on May 10, 2010, 03:59:04 am
 I'll accept the brain vats if is is a communal vat with other brains. Ladybrains.

 Llllllllllladies.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 04:09:47 am
You're aware that there's no reliable way to distinguish lady-brains from men-brains, right?

It'd be like the internet but infinitely worse.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Aqizzar on May 10, 2010, 04:11:35 am
Are we counting glands as part of these hypothetical vat brains?  Because then you might be able to tell.  Not that the brain itself has sensory perception of any kind.

I just hope there's room in the smoking tank.  There better be one.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 10, 2010, 04:12:50 am
Wow, this is getting weird.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 10, 2010, 04:13:20 am
You're aware that there's no reliable way to distinguish lady-brains from men-brains, right?

It'd be like the internet but infinitely worse.

Actually you could probably get an accurate measure as to the sex of the brains by looking at the estrogen and testosterone levels in them. There's probably also some physical differences (as a result of the aforementioned hormones) if you know where to look.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 10, 2010, 04:13:50 am
Welcome to General Discussion. You should have expected this by now. :P

Are we counting glands as part of these hypothetical vat brains?  Because then you might be able to tell.  Not that the brain itself has sensory perception of any kind.

I just hope there's room in the smoking tank.  There better be one.

If there is, it's mine.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: 3 on May 10, 2010, 04:15:10 am
Quote from: Neruz
Actually you could probably get an accurate measure as to the sex of the brains by looking at the estrogen and testosterone levels in them. There's probably also some physical differences (as a result of the aforementioned hormones) if you know where to look.

And as a bonus, a brain won't be able to convince you into looking up goatse.cx in search of "pix".
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 10, 2010, 04:19:01 am
Okay, this thread went from some boring shit to our own preferences in our brain-vats, and how to tell the difference between male and female brains.


One word: AWESOME.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 04:19:15 am
You're aware that there's no reliable way to distinguish lady-brains from men-brains, right?

It'd be like the internet but infinitely worse.

Actually you could probably get an accurate measure as to the sex of the brains by looking at the estrogen and testosterone levels in them. There's probably also some physical differences (as a result of the aforementioned hormones) if you know where to look.

I assumed you'd just be a brain. Maybe with some sensory apparatus and arms connected to the tank that let you move around and operate things.

Wow, suddenly communal tanks sound like such a bad idea.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Aqizzar on May 10, 2010, 04:20:38 am
I know exactly what I'd be doing in the communal tank.  BRAIN BATTLE
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 04:21:17 am
Wait.

Why would you need to smoke?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Aqizzar on May 10, 2010, 04:22:39 am
Why would you need to smoke?

Why wouldn't you need to smoke?  Especially after all the time spent with the ladybrains?  And just think, without the rest of your body hogging up all the nicotine, every cigarette would be fucking fantastic.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 04:24:39 am
Yep, highly toxic smoke being inhaled directly into a brain that has no way of inhaling it.

Hell, I hope the smoking tank is communal, I might just hop on in.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 10, 2010, 04:25:22 am
I'd prefer a sort of VR sim to keep me entertained, or the ability to control a robot to interact with the real world.

Also, how would you smoke the damn cigarette in the first place?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: 3 on May 10, 2010, 04:26:13 am
Via injection, of course, if you're looking for a practical answer. Which you're not.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 04:27:07 am
Via injection, of course, if you're looking for a practical answer. Which you're not.
Doesn't that just sum this thread up perfectly.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Aqizzar on May 10, 2010, 04:28:03 am
Smoking without a respiratory system does pose problems.  I'm assuming that this (communal) brain-vat functions as a replacement circulatory system by just floating in a blood-surrogate liquid.  Y'know, like ya do.  And I think "smoking" and "communal brain tank", the first thing that comes to my mind is "water bong".

Aw yeah, this party's just gettin' started.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 04:28:55 am
Measuring the hormone levels only works if the brains have all their glands left. And depending on your setup, the hormones might leak into the brain vat and seep into the other brains there, making any measurements pretty unreliable. Gender differences aren't very drastic, anyway, once your testicles or ovaries have been processed into fertilizer. It's not like it would matter. Let's have a huge gay brain orgy! :D

And speaking of chemicals seeping, we'd probably want a separate smoking tank for those who want nicotine injected into their synthetic blood.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 10, 2010, 04:29:27 am
alright, now I wonder how we'd pass the time? play DF, but at the speed of thought? reenact Cortex Command IRL?

Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 04:30:05 am
It'd be a huge indeterminate brain orgy.

Because semantics are more important in this situation than any other.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Duke 2.0 on May 10, 2010, 04:30:58 am
 Just set up a fishtank air bubbler thingy attached to a tube feeding through a lit cigarette. Presto, tar-covered water your brain can directly absorb. Fantastic.

 And I'm rather sure we will have to depend on our VR personas to get it on with other brains, thus maintaining our intelligence and gender.
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Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 04:31:34 am
Ah, but if there is only one sex (indeterminate), all orgies are homosexual, are they not?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 10, 2010, 04:32:29 am
Okay, now I'm having a real mind screw.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 04:32:33 am
I don't really know. Discover it for me.

And as for the VR mackin', the gender indeterminate problem is raised again.

THE INTERNET. BUT WORSE.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Aqizzar on May 10, 2010, 04:32:54 am
And I'm rather sure we will have to depend on our VR personas to get it on with other brains, thus maintaining our intelligence and gender.

Or we can just rub up against each other.  I pretty sure the massive neuron interference of two brains touching each other would be a whole new world of intercourse.

Although brains probably aren't very good swimmers.  I wonder if you could even move.  Need some sort of motor apparatus...
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 10, 2010, 04:33:53 am
Give them little propeller thingies! :D
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 04:34:22 am
And I'm rather sure we will have to depend on our VR personas to get it on with other brains, thus maintaining our intelligence and gender.

Or we can just rub up against each other.  I pretty sure the massive neuron interference of two brains touching each other would be a whole new world of intercourse.

Although brains probably aren't very good swimmers.  I wonder if you could even move.  Need some sort of motor apparatus...

I thought the apparatus was the vat. Hence why communal vats are not a good idea.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Duke 2.0 on May 10, 2010, 04:34:36 am
 I'm thinking our brains have some cable system to keep us connected to the VR machine and suspend us in the tanks away form the other brains. In theory we could go all Neo and make the machine rub us against another brain, causing a quite literal mindrape.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Grakelin on May 10, 2010, 04:37:20 am
All this brainsex reminds me of a classic erotic story I read about 6-7 years ago.

It was about socks who fall in love.

I think the author took it off the site when she published it in a magazine, though.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Aqizzar on May 10, 2010, 04:37:36 am
I thought the apparatus was the vat. Hence why communal vats are not a good idea.

I meant a motor apparatus to move around inside the tank.  Although little propellers would be dangerous in a communal vat.  Just in case anyone gets a little too friendly.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 04:38:08 am
I'm thinking our brains have some cable system to keep us connected to the VR machine and suspend us in the tanks away form the other brains. In theory we could go all Neo and make the machine rub us against another brain, causing a quite literal mindrape.

7 billion douchebags running around flexing the environment and screaming "THERE IS NO SPOOOOOOOON".
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Aqizzar on May 10, 2010, 04:43:31 am
In other words, The Matrix Online, God rest it's young and tortured soul.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 04:45:43 am
Except with brainhumping.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 10, 2010, 04:48:04 am
And with nicotine-embalmed brains.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 10, 2010, 05:33:28 am
And powered submarine brains using themselves as erotic torpedos.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 05:35:15 am
Some kind of flagellum would look better on a brain than a propeller. An arm we could control to move our brains around and rub them together would probably be even better, though. Everything always boils back down to arms. Humanity is defined by its fingers.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 10, 2010, 05:36:31 am
Soo, basically brainfish?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 05:38:48 am
Dibs on choking Ron Weasly to death.

I never thought I'd say that.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: The Doctor on May 10, 2010, 06:48:44 am
Is that a euphamism?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 10, 2010, 06:53:57 am
Jackrabbit didn't say how he'd be choking him to death...
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 06:55:18 am
Non-sexually and without mercy.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 10, 2010, 06:56:05 am
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Actually you could probably get an accurate measure as to the sex of the brains by looking at the estrogen and testosterone levels in them

Brains don't make estrogens or testosterone. They just make the hormones that release them. So it wouldn't work.
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Post by: Neruz on May 10, 2010, 06:57:03 am
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Actually you could probably get an accurate measure as to the sex of the brains by looking at the estrogen and testosterone levels in them

Brains don't make estrogens or testosterone. They just make the hormones that release them. So it wouldn't work.

I'm assuming you'd keep the usual chemicals in the brains you put in the vats, since removing those chemicals would probably fuck you up good.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 10, 2010, 07:03:36 am
Sex hormones do have some effects over the brain, but nothing too critical. A brain in a jar could do without them. Heck, children do without them.

Anyway, if you are putting the "usual chemicals" in the vats, then the sex hormone levels in the brains don't really depend on the brain's gender, but on the chemicals you have assigned to them. Thus it still would not be a way to find out a vatbrain's gender
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 10, 2010, 08:04:09 am
You're trying to tell me that removing testosterone and estrogen (and the other hormones and chemicals the brain doesn't produce for itself) from a brain wouldn't have any noticable affect on personality? Because i'm calling bullshit on that.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 08:10:30 am
"Noticeable effect on personality", maybe, but nothing resembling brain damage I bet. A lot of cultures have had a whole social class of eunuchs. And these brains have been removed from their bodies. They no longer get constant tactile feedback from their limbs bumping into objects. They no longer feel hunger or thirst. Of course there will be personality changes. I don't think you'd notice a few missing hormones.

Really, leaving any sex drive in a person that has neither reproductive capabilities nor sensory nerves would just confuse the poor bastard.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Grakelin on May 10, 2010, 08:12:16 am
Sex hormones do have some effects over the brain, but nothing too critical. A brain in a jar could do without them. Heck, children do without them.

I call falseness. Even fetuses have been caught masturbating.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 10, 2010, 08:13:23 am
"Noticeable effect on personality", maybe, but nothing resembling brain damage I bet. A lot of cultures have had a whole social class of eunuchs. And these brains have been removed from their bodies. They no longer get constant tactile feedback from their limbs bumping into objects. They no longer feel hunger or thirst. Of course there will be personality changes. I don't think you'd notice a few missing hormones.

Really, leaving any sex drive in a person that has neither reproductive capabilities nor sensory nerves would just confuse the poor bastard.

I never say anything about brain damage. I just said cutting all the chemicals out of the brain would fuck you up, since the chemicals in your brain are partially responsible for your personality and thinking, removing them would fundamentally change who you are.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Mikko on May 10, 2010, 08:22:26 am
Masturbating motherfucking fetuses
Goddamn that is just way too awesome.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 08:28:53 am
No, I said things about brain damage. It is the only documented source of drastic personality changes I could recall. I suppose psychoactive chemicals do that too. And traumatic experiences.

But I still hold that any personality alterations caused by no longer having testosterone in your brain are negligible compared to the realization that you are a brain in a vat, no longer bound by the limitations of your human body, or capable of using its strengths. You can alter your "body", whatever it will be, almost as much as you like; you are limited only by the materials, engineering capabilities and imagination you have access to, and all of these you can ask from other people. You are quite possibly immortal.

And really, if you absolutely wanted to feel horny, you could presumably just inject some synthetic hormones into yourself. Afterwards, you can spend a month or ten in a constant state of furious angry rage, just to observe how it feels. What's stopping you?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Nilocy on May 10, 2010, 09:01:14 am
Chemicals are pretty much the translators of emotions and sensory input to your brain. If you were lacking them, such as dopamine, you'd pretty much never learn anything. Since it elicits a nice feeling (in your brain) when you learn something, and continually reinforces that behaviour.

Also, whats with the brain in the jar thing?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 09:10:24 am
Yeah, but dopamine is created in the brain itself, isn't it?

The brain jar thing started with someone planning to send a probe to the sun. And back. With a highly modified human pilot. And then we verged off to transhumanism in general and someone brought up brain jars.

Why would anyone want to send a probe to the sun, anyway? Especially a manned probe. It's a giant ball of hydrogen. There's nothing there but heat and raw materials.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 10, 2010, 09:12:35 am
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You're trying to tell me that removing testosterone and estrogen (and the other hormones and chemicals the brain doesn't produce for itself) from a brain wouldn't have any noticable affect on personality? Because i'm calling bullshit on that.
No, I'm trying to tell you that physiologically the brain (and, for that matter, the body) can get through without sex hormones, and that in fact this does happen in day to day life. I am not saying that this would be particularily desirable (or not, for that matter).

I'm also trying to tell you that trying to tell a disembodied brain's gender by looking at the hormone levels doesn't make much sense because those are being assigned by external agents, and are not necessarily related to the brain's original gender.



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Why would anyone want to send a probe to the sun, anyway? Especially a manned probe. It's a giant ball of hydrogen. There's nothing there but heat and raw materials.
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Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Armok on May 10, 2010, 09:16:28 am
This thread has gone to places...

Seiusly thou, vating is not very intresting. I'm all uploading.

Abaut the nicotin/sex: Thats just ineficent, if you're gona do that just skip the middleman and wirehead yourself.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Nilocy on May 10, 2010, 09:17:31 am
Heh, why bother going to the moon kinda applies here too. Cause we can and it'll be hard to do it.

Anyhoo, if you can accurately recreate a mechanical system that emulates all the human glands, organs and ect. that is required to sustain a brain then I don't see why not. Buuut, it then begs the question is that conciousness really human anymore? And can s/he be classed as a human organism?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: bjlong on May 10, 2010, 09:22:14 am
We could actually learn a lot about the sun. A lot of what we "know" is educated guesswork.

Same thing with Mars. What's there? We don't know. We think we've got an idea, but really? Not as much of a clue as we'd like.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 09:29:36 am
We went to the moon because if we hadn't, the communists would have won. :)

Well, you went to the moon. They went to the moon. You get the point.

As to whether a brain in a vat would be human is moot in my opinion. It would still be me. I don't see why I couldn't be happy as a brain in a jar, provided I had versatile enough robotic body. I really don't care whether or not I am technically classified a human, as long as my transformation doesn't stop me from doing stuff.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: bjlong on May 10, 2010, 09:32:00 am
Well, that too. Scientifically, the moon was interesting because we didn't know nothin' 'bout no asteroids. Or the origins of the moon.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Duke 2.0 on May 10, 2010, 09:39:18 am
We went to the moon because if we hadn't, the communists would have won. :)
And dammit, we couldn't let that communal vat get the satisfaction of reaching the digital moon first. Our vat would boil in rage over such a thought.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 10, 2010, 09:40:25 am
Personally I am not overly fond of current space projects, because ATM cost/benefit is abyssmal. I do think they are interesting, mind you, but given the choice of funding scientific projects that just increase knowledge for knowledge's sake, OR funding scientific projects that both increase knowledge and provide useful technologies, then I think the latter should get prioritized.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Duke 2.0 on May 10, 2010, 09:43:22 am
 The Apollo program did make a good deal of useful technologies for humankind. All we need to do is have a goal just outside of our reach, a impending threat and a country behind the cause. If there was some driving force to reach Mars I'm sure the various space programs would output some rather nifty stuff.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: bjlong on May 10, 2010, 09:49:46 am
Personally I am not overly fond of current space projects, because ATM cost/benefit is abyssmal. I do think they are interesting, mind you, but given the choice of funding scientific projects that just increase knowledge for knowledge's sake, OR funding scientific projects that both increase knowledge and provide useful technologies, then I think the latter should get prioritized.

I (http://www.nasa.gov/topics/technology/technology_features-noblinds_archive_1.html) agree. (http://technology.nasa.gov/Hybrid_Listing.cfm?x=0.0824354052657)
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: 3 on May 10, 2010, 09:50:07 am
As to whether a brain in a vat would be human is moot in my opinion. It would still be me.

Yeah. I was thinking about this sort of thing and its relation to immortality recently - it's the funny thing, really, as even if one cloned oneself, that would still be a seperate "individual" (the English language starts to fall apart around about now), and would still be a seperate conciousness, which will likely be affected in different ways to the "original", and so on, until it's not really (philosophically or otherwise) a clone at all. Then you've got the more transhuman methods of supposed immortality, which (on the face of it) detract from the level of "humanity" involved and focus on the... "individuality"? Preservation? I don't know. But then when you start to consider that cloning is effectively biologically perfect and the more outlandish transhumanist ideas are most likely biologically imperfect, how much of the "self" is contained in each? Can the imperfection in one method be compared against the imperfection of the other? Does the loss in transit matter one way more than the other when it comes to defining humanity/self-existance? etc, etc

/ramble
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 10, 2010, 10:09:10 am
The Apollo program did make a good deal of useful technologies for humankind. All we need to do is have a goal just outside of our reach, a impending threat and a country behind the cause. If there was some driving force to reach Mars I'm sure the various space programs would output some rather nifty stuff.
Yeah, I'm not saying that nothing good whatsoever came out of the space race, but in general, given the choice, I'd fund more definite scientific endeavours (which provide side-technologies just as well), over broad, abstract challenges. Because I feel you'd get more bang for your buck.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 10:14:53 am
Ah, but if you are willing to accept another organism carrying on your legacy, why would you even need cloning? Humans already have the technology (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonemasonry) to store information virtually forever, and can produce replacements for the dying ones fast enough to keep the race as a whole expanding at an exponential rate as long as there's resources. Sexual reproduction is superior to cloning, anyway. You get more variation, making the stock as a whole more resistant to diseases, and random mutations matter less than they would if every new unit was a perfect copy of a previous one.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: 3 on May 10, 2010, 10:31:26 am
Well, my line of thinking really was that having a total biological match is better than having a partial one - might not make much sense in terms of success, but it would be worthwhile if the primary objective is actually attempting to replicate oneself, not a partial replica of oneself. I understand that's the point of kids and all, but it might not be enough for some people.

Really, if the person you loved most in the world was yourself and you couldn't see past that, nor could you see any means (bar gene engineering or somesuch) of making a deliberate effort of improving upon yourself, then what would you choose? I suppose that all goes into the reasoning of why someone might want to clone themselves in the first place.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 10:49:54 am
I suppose cloning would be motivated by the egoistic sentiment that "I am so great I want to always exist", whereas the brain-in-jar-approach would be motivated by the egoistic sentiment that "I am afraid of dying and want to live forever".

The problem with (biological) cloning is that the clone WON'T be the original in any meaningful way. Identical twins are already clones, and they share maybe a couple biologically determined personality traits, if that. And usually upbringing, making isolating biological causes marginally trickier. Humans aren't really defined by their genes.

Magical instant-copy-just-add-water clones with memory transfers and stuff are more ambiguous. With them, you can die and keep affecting the world, if not personally living in it, and to everyone else but you it would be more or less indistinguishable from proper immortality. And it would make perfect sense if you really did think that the world is a significantly better place with you in it, and don't care if you have to die so other can benefit from your immortal wisdom. Then again, if you're happy with that, you can already achieve immortality of sorts by writing a book. I'd prefer if it was ME who got to live.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: 3 on May 10, 2010, 10:56:03 am
Yeah, precisely my point really. The way I feel is that when it comes down to it, the only thing that matters is my existance, as a mind. To rehash the old solipsist argument, all that I really know is my existance and that I am, so naturally without that I'm inclined to think that I'll be nothing. And nobody can offer an authoritative voice on not existing, so...
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Cthulhu on May 10, 2010, 10:57:57 am
As to whether a brain in a vat would be human is moot in my opinion. It would still be me.

Yeah. I was thinking about this sort of thing and its relation to immortality recently - it's the funny thing, really, as even if one cloned oneself, that would still be a seperate "individual" (the English language starts to fall apart around about now), and would still be a seperate conciousness, which will likely be affected in different ways to the "original", and so on, until it's not really (philosophically or otherwise) a clone at all. Then you've got the more transhuman methods of supposed immortality, which (on the face of it) detract from the level of "humanity" involved and focus on the... "individuality"? Preservation? I don't know. But then when you start to consider that cloning is effectively biologically perfect and the more outlandish transhumanist ideas are most likely biologically imperfect, how much of the "self" is contained in each? Can the imperfection in one method be compared against the imperfection of the other? Does the loss in transit matter one way more than the other when it comes to defining humanity/self-existance? etc, etc

/ramble

The clone would be a completely different person, since he'd be exposed to completely different stimuli and make completely different conclusions about said stimuli.  That's why clonesex is still gross (Unless you're a homosexual and are okay with that, or it's an opposite-sex clone.  Opposite-sex clonesex is awwwright)

Honestly though, I think transhumanism falls into the realm of super-loyal sentient robot slaves, matter-replicators, infinite fuel supplies, and hoverboards(Which totally existed, but they were banned because a kid died on one).  If we wait long enough, all our problems will go away.  Just wait, guys.  Just wait.  Flying cars will be out in ten years, I saw it on TV.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: 3 on May 10, 2010, 11:00:45 am
The clone would be a completely different person, since he'd be exposed to completely different stimuli and make completely different conclusions about said stimuli.  That's why clonesex is still gross (Unless you're a homosexual and are okay with that, or it's an opposite-sex clone.  Opposite-sex clonesex is awwwright)

I said that. :v
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Cthulhu on May 10, 2010, 11:02:27 am
I was concurring.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Duke 2.0 on May 10, 2010, 11:03:36 am
 Except that, you know, your opposite gender clone will be more related to you than your sister.

 Gets kinda squicky when you realize you are boning your sister.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Cthulhu on May 10, 2010, 11:13:54 am
More like your identical twin...  Eh, yeah.  I guess I should stick to people I'm not related to and aren't clones for boning.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 11:21:07 am
Interestingly, if I remember my high school biology classes correctly, children you have with your opposite-sex clone will also be clones of you! Well, there will be two possible variations; there's necessarily a one-chromosome difference between you and your opposite-sex clone or it wouldn't be opposite-sex.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: piecewise on May 10, 2010, 11:48:02 am
Here's something to think about. If a clone is given your memories, is he you? Because you, the one sitting here reading, has no way of knowing if the you that went to bed last night was the you that woke up this morning. For all you know you're just fresh vat grown clone used to replace the you that died last night. Or perhaps something simpler, perhaps we all "die" every night and are mentally reformed using our memories. Are you really you? Are are you just today's version, living off memories of countless like you.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Duke 2.0 on May 10, 2010, 11:56:01 am
 I, Duke, am more than just a storage of memories. More than a body of matter. More than a concept, thought or ideal. My identity is more real than the laws of the universe. From my perception, from all perceptions, from the perception of the cosmos itself I am Duke. Let it witness the blazing lit purpose of reality!

 Goddammit, I knew I shouldn't have started listening to Gurren Lagann music. It just makes me watch the series again.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Outcast Orange on May 10, 2010, 12:15:56 pm
Yeah, precisely my point really. The way I feel is that when it comes down to it, the only thing that matters is my existance, as a mind.

You'd better not go to sleep then.
Your "mind" ends at that point.
The person waking up in the morning might have the same body,
 and the same brain even,
 and the same memories as you,
 but then again, so does your duplicate.

Basically, if you are willing to go to sleep,
 you should be satisfied with there being a copy of you.

BTW, Armok is way ahead of us on this exciting thought roller-coaster.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 10, 2010, 12:17:04 pm
Don't forget, he can feel the 4th dimension with his arms. That's WAY advanced.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Nilocy on May 10, 2010, 12:18:50 pm
Yeah, precisely my point really. The way I feel is that when it comes down to it, the only thing that matters is my existance, as a mind.

You'd better not go to sleep then.
Your "mind" ends at that point.
The person waking up in the morning might have the same body,
 and the same brain even,
 and the same memories as you,
 but then again, so does your duplicate.

Basically, if you are willing to go to sleep,
 you should be satisfied with there being a copy of you.

Lolwat? Thats so stupid, infact probably the most stupid thing ever. When you go to sleep your brain is still in the same arrangement of molecules, protiens, neurons, synapses (with the exception of remembering a dream ofc) as they will be when you wake up. You arn't a copy or any such shit.

Edit: Missed a bit of reasoning out : P


Edit 2: Oh and clonesex would be highly stuppppiiidd, its pretty much super-incest.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Duke 2.0 on May 10, 2010, 12:22:49 pm
 Hell yes. I am the Duke that is alive now and here. The Duke of yesterday is not the same as the Duke of today. The Me of the past hacked a path through the jungle of time to reach right here, right now, so that the Me of the present could forge a way to the future. Clones? I already am a different man each day. The concept of Me is not so rigid as to suggest that I may exist as me forever. I am Duke, no matter what form or identity I take on.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 10, 2010, 12:25:55 pm
Yes, U are eternal.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 10, 2010, 12:47:08 pm
Hell yes. I am the Duke that is alive now and here. The Duke of yesterday is not the same as the Duke of today. The Me of the past hacked a path through the jungle of time to reach right here, right now, so that the Me of the present could forge a way to the future. Clones? I already am a different man each day. The concept of Me is not so rigid as to suggest that I may exist as me forever. I am Duke, no matter what form or identity I take on.
:O

... are you a god??
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 10, 2010, 12:49:23 pm
Hell yes. I am the Duke that is alive now and here. The Duke of yesterday is not the same as the Duke of today. The Me of the past hacked a path through the jungle of time to reach right here, right now, so that the Me of the present could forge a way to the future. Clones? I already am a different man each day. The concept of Me is not so rigid as to suggest that I may exist as me forever. I am Duke, no matter what form or identity I take on.
:O

... are you a god??

Better. He's Duke.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: piecewise on May 10, 2010, 12:50:16 pm
Yes, U are eternal.
No E are eternal, U are about 60-120 years.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Armok on May 10, 2010, 12:52:26 pm
BTW, Armok is way ahead of us on this exciting thought roller-coaster.
Corect. Further ahead than I think most of you could even imagine.

Quote from: Vester link=topic=56899.msg1240217#msg1240217   date=1273511824
Don't forget, he can feel the 4th dimension with his   arms. That's WAY advanced.
Uhh, what? you mean time? No, my arms can't tell the future.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 12:55:47 pm
Orange: That depends on what I am. If I get an instant clone made, this is pretty clear. I am looking at the clone, through my eyes. When you cut me, the clone doesn't bleed. I am not the clone, and the clone is not me, even though we are completely identical in every way. Depending on the cloning setup, it might be completely impossible to determine which one (if either!) of us is the original, but you can plainly see we are not the same person.

At other times, this is somewhat more ambiguous. I am quite drastically different from myself three years ago, in several ways. Does this mean that I am a different person? Did the earlier me gradually die and get replaced by new me? I have no idea! There's virtually no way to avoid this, however, so I choose not to care. If teleportation via breaking my body into component particles and assembling it elsewhere was commonplace, I might choose to not care about that either. :-\

As for the possibility that we all die and are reformed every time we go to sleep, well, I can't disprove that but there is no evidence whatsoever suggesting that it does happen.

And if it's a roller-coaster, it goes around in circles. It doesn't matter if someone is "ahead". :)
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 10, 2010, 12:57:44 pm
Quote from: Vester link=topic=56899.msg1240217#msg1240217   date=1273511824
Don't forget, he can feel the 4th dimension with his   arms. That's WAY advanced.
Uhh, what? you mean time? No, my arms can't tell the future.

No, not the future.

I can feel through arms on my eyeballs, it's not that hard, tactile rendering is sometimes easier than visual for many things even.

Not the 4th dimension, but something.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Armok on May 10, 2010, 02:32:05 pm
@clones: I never cese being suprised at the sheer patheticness of these forums evry atempt at anything remotely philosopical...


Quote from: Vester link=topic=56899.msg1240217#msg1240217   date=1273511824
Don't forget, he can feel the 4th dimension with his   arms. That's WAY advanced.
Uhh, what? you mean time? No, my arms can't tell the future.

No, not the future.

I can feel through arms on my eyeballs, it's not that hard, tactile rendering is sometimes easier than visual for many things even.

Not the 4th dimension, but something.
Hey that has a link in it! *Reads*

Oh... NOW I get what all this eyearm stuff is abaut. It weas just an example because somone mentined it, and at the time I seem to not have known english welll... Basicaly, I have really good imagination and can make myself semi-halucinate stuff I imagine throguth questionable use of phsycolgicall SCIENCE! Turns out making yourself halucinate is not good for mental helth.
On the other hand, [censured]! 8)

So no, I dont actualy have eyearms, but I can trick my brain into thinking I do.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Cthulhu on May 10, 2010, 02:36:05 pm
That's called imagining things.  It's not special.

And you're already not well-liked around here, don't make it worse by calling us pathetic without providing your own (semi-comprehensible) view of the subject.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: zchris13 on May 10, 2010, 03:05:27 pm
This thread has gone to places...

Seiusly thou, vating is not very intresting. I'm all uploading.

Abaut the nicotin/sex: Thats just ineficent, if you're gona do that just skip the middleman and wirehead yourself.
You're thinking too hard.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Armok on May 10, 2010, 03:07:01 pm
That's called imagining things.  It's not special.

And you're already not well-liked around here, don't make it worse by calling us pathetic without providing your own (semi-comprehensible) view of the subject.
Imagining t is only the first half. Basically, its the difference betwen waching a movie on your phone, and waching it in 3d on the cinema. It's still just the same movie, and still not quite as good as reality, but it feels more real.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Cthulhu on May 10, 2010, 03:09:17 pm
I can assure you everyone can imagine like that.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: zchris13 on May 10, 2010, 03:10:48 pm
@Armok:  You're delusional.  Like that Timecube guy, only not batshit insane, just a little bit in the wrong direction.  I recommend building things.  Like railguns.  (AWESOME)

@Cthulhu: GODDAMN NINJA-KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: piecewise on May 10, 2010, 03:17:03 pm
@clones: I never cese being suprised at the sheer patheticness of these forums evry atempt at anything remotely philosopical...
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I'd be more inclined to take you seriously if you hadn't just misspelled literally 33% of of the words in that sentence.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 10, 2010, 03:20:05 pm
Yes, U are eternal.
No E are eternal, U are about 60-120 years.

What about L?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: The Doctor on May 10, 2010, 03:27:44 pm
... Llamas?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Nilocy on May 10, 2010, 03:29:25 pm
I can imagine pretty well. I mean, you have your 3D cinema, but compared to me, its like a 3D cinema and REAL LIFE. HAHAHAHA.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: piecewise on May 10, 2010, 03:31:42 pm
Yes, U are eternal.
No E are eternal, U are about 60-120 years.
What about L?
10-20 on all four.

... Llamas?

Lions, leopards, giant lions and giant leopards.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Armok on May 10, 2010, 03:32:27 pm
I can assure you everyone can imagine like that.
I'm pretu sure they dont. It reures the concius use of quite a few tricks of phsycology, and a reasonable scientific knowledge abaut the thing you're abaut to imagine. It's more like... I guess a decently vivid dream, or a powerfull relived memory, are similar experiences you can have withoute lerning special techniques.

@clones: I never cese being suprised at the sheer patheticness of these forums evry atempt at anything remotely philosopical...
I'd be more inclined to take you seriously if you hadn't just misspelled literally 33% of of the words in that sentence.
My keyboard is broken, I'm geting a new one in a few weeks when my birthday comes around. My mouse is also not in the best shape, so rightclicking evry word is a pain.

I can imagine pretty well. I mean, you have your 3D cinema, but compared to me, its like a 3D cinema and REAL LIFE. HAHAHAHA.
huh? care to clarify? That is either completly wrong, o right on spot, depending on who is who in those pronouns.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: piecewise on May 10, 2010, 03:35:45 pm
how old is armok?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 10, 2010, 03:36:32 pm
Older than Phantom, younger than you, probably.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: fenrif on May 10, 2010, 03:36:39 pm
Lol Armok. You're basically saying you're some sort of magic brain wizard. I love it. You may be balls-out crazy, but at least you do it in an awesome way.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: piecewise on May 10, 2010, 03:46:22 pm
Older than Phantom, younger than you, probably.
We can only hope. Strangely it seems like people like you and me are in the upper age limits of this forum. A little bit distressing to know that this game is played primarily by 12-15 year olds. Corrupting the youth for giggles.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 03:47:31 pm
You are truly a plusgood doublethinker.

I sometimes have weird near-dreams in which I am an amorphous blob seeping down through porous material.

Also, any discussion about anything even remotely philosophical is, by definition, philosophy. Socrates is laughing at us from beyond the grave, but it is a loving, benevolent laugh. Our pointless arguing is making him proud.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 10, 2010, 03:54:14 pm
Older than Phantom, younger than you, probably.
We can only hope. Strangely it seems like people like you and me are in the upper age limits of this forum. A little bit distressing to know that this game is played primarily by 12-15 year olds. Corrupting the youth for giggles.

The forumites who never plumb the depths of GD are probably nearing their thirties, though. It fits, Toady himself is in his early thirties.

I have a feeling we should do some kind of forum census, but that might be the sleep deprivation talking.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: piecewise on May 10, 2010, 03:56:24 pm
You are truly a plusgood doublethinker.

I sometimes have weird near-dreams in which I am an amorphous blob seeping down through porous material.

Also, any discussion about anything even remotely philosophical is, by definition, philosophy. Socrates is laughing at us from beyond the grave, but it is a loving, benevolent laugh. Our pointless arguing is making him proud.
Personally I like to think of myself as the larval form of someone akin to Diogenes of Sinope.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Cthulhu on May 10, 2010, 04:06:55 pm
I can assure you everyone can imagine like that.
I'm pretu sure they dont. It reures the concius use of quite a few tricks of phsycology, and a reasonable scientific knowledge abaut the thing you're abaut to imagine. It's more like... I guess a decently vivid dream, or a powerfull relived memory, are similar experiences you can have withoute lerning special techniques.

@clones: I never cese being suprised at the sheer patheticness of these forums evry atempt at anything remotely philosopical...
I'd be more inclined to take you seriously if you hadn't just misspelled literally 33% of of the words in that sentence.
My keyboard is broken, I'm geting a new one in a few weeks when my birthday comes around. My mouse is also not in the best shape, so rightclicking evry word is a pain.

I can imagine pretty well. I mean, you have your 3D cinema, but compared to me, its like a 3D cinema and REAL LIFE. HAHAHAHA.
huh? care to clarify? That is either completly wrong, o right on spot, depending on who is who in those pronouns.

It is not.  Anyone with a fully-functioning brain and a capacity for abstract thought can imagine a scenario with full or at least near-full sensory awareness.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: smigenboger on May 10, 2010, 04:14:45 pm
Wow, I managed to de-rail a thread and drive it into a different city.

The whole brain in a vat things is that you don't have any proof that you are just a brain in a vat. Everything could just be made up for you.

You could be a brain in a vat in some bunker that's survived the apocalypse, and still be in La La Land.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Footkerchief on May 10, 2010, 04:16:42 pm
Interestingly, if I remember my high school biology classes correctly, children you have with your opposite-sex clone will also be clones of you! Well, there will be two possible variations; there's necessarily a one-chromosome difference between you and your opposite-sex clone or it wouldn't be opposite-sex.

It's a lot more complicated than that. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meiosis)  At least if you're having children via sexual reproduction.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Nilocy on May 10, 2010, 04:27:37 pm
Interestingly, if I remember my high school biology classes correctly, children you have with your opposite-sex clone will also be clones of you! Well, there will be two possible variations; there's necessarily a one-chromosome difference between you and your opposite-sex clone or it wouldn't be opposite-sex.

It's a lot more complicated than that. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meiosis)  At least if you're having children via sexual reproduction.

Actually he's pretty right about them being near clones. Remember, your exactly 50% DNA from your dad and 50% DNA from your mum. If both of those 50% were exactly the same, then your going to be another clone.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Footkerchief on May 10, 2010, 04:39:03 pm
Actually he's pretty right about them being near clones. Remember, your exactly 50% DNA from your dad and 50% DNA from your mum. If both of those 50% were exactly the same, then your going to be another clone.

The problem is that the DNA in your mom's and dad's gametes is not the same as the DNA in their somatic cells, due to the process of meiosis, which is why I just linked to the article on meiosis.  It's the same reason your siblings aren't clones of you.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Aqizzar on May 10, 2010, 04:41:51 pm
The definition of narcissism is looking at yourself in the mirror and going, "God I'd like to have sex with that".

Considering it's titled as a discussion of how horrible culture is, this thread has been a smashing success, on all grounds.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: zchris13 on May 10, 2010, 04:43:13 pm
We even got Foot involved!
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Footkerchief on May 10, 2010, 04:48:08 pm
If my female clone was hot, I'd definitely consider it.  It's only incest if at least one of you has imprinted.  (okay, that may be dangerously simplistic)
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: piecewise on May 10, 2010, 04:49:09 pm
We even dragged foot down into our inanity
Fixed

Sex with your own clone is masturbation.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 04:49:33 pm
It's a lot more complicated than that. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meiosis)  At least if you're having children via sexual reproduction.
That article is all written in biologese and I can't understand it. :|

I thought sexual reproduction just picked each chromosome from one parent or another, resulting in exactly one possible configuration if both parents have the same chromosomes. Could you try explaining it yourself or something?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 04:52:12 pm
Sex with your own clone is masturbation.
With our current cloning technology, unless you're willing to wait like sixteen years, sex with your own clone would be child rape. :D
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Nilocy on May 10, 2010, 04:53:45 pm
@ Soadreqm
Nah, theres a process that goes on in the germ cells (the cells that make gametes) which pretty much jumbles chromosomes and shizz around)

@Footkerchief
Yeah, thats true. I guess it'd be more like giving birth to a twin, you'd be like 99.9999% the same or some such.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: piecewise on May 10, 2010, 04:56:23 pm
Sex with your own clone is masturbation.
With our current cloning technology, unless you're willing to wait like sixteen years, sex with your own clone would be child rape. :D
I prefer to consider it "fondling myself inappropriately without my consent."

I believe that certain pious folks might have tried that rape argument to get out of being accused of masturbation.

I wasn't masturbating, my hand was raping me!


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Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: eerr on May 10, 2010, 05:26:26 pm
Why is it that only now I am reminded about Edd's army of Meeeee's. And also that what the author shows happening makes no sense.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/527474
Eddicus
Sir Ed
Ed-guh

Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 10, 2010, 05:26:45 pm
I prefer to consider it "fondling myself inappropriately without my consent."

I believe that certain pious folks might have tried that rape argument to get out of being accused of masturbation.

I wasn't masturbating, my hand was raping me!


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Ah, but if you don't recognize a clone's rights as a separate human being, you lose your right to complain when it goes crazy. For example, if a clone decided to kill you in your sleep, that wouldn't be murder, that would be a lab accident. ;)

Also, it is not as much "fondling yourself" as "fondling a newborn baby that is your identical twin".

Let me just repeat this for emphasis. What you are hypothetically doing here is raping an infant.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Armok on May 10, 2010, 05:29:36 pm
Lol Armok. You're basically saying you're some sort of magic brain wizard. I love it. You may be balls-out crazy, but at least you do it in an awesome way.
No. It's a simple trick, anyone could probably lern it. It's just not of enoguht use for anyone to bother doing so. I eman, who REALY wants to take a class so they can feel like they have eyearms?
Quote from: Cthulhu link=topic=56899.msg1240879#msg1240879   date=1273525615
It is not.  Anyone with   a fully-functioning brain and a capacity for abstract thought can   imagine a scenario with full or at least near-full sensory awareness.
"Full" is relative, and I'm not sure what you mean by "awareness", but it sounds significaltly narrower thann waht I can do.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: sonerohi on May 10, 2010, 05:36:48 pm
ITT: Armok has magical powahz that grant him super senses. He is not sure what you mean by 'tasting' 'flavors of ice cream' but he can definitely do more than that.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Armok on May 10, 2010, 05:42:23 pm
ITT: Armok has magical powahz that grant him super senses. He is not sure what you mean by 'tasting' 'flavors of ice cream' but he can definitely do more than that.
No. I just can do it wihtout having an actual icecream. Althou as it dosnt actualy cause the asociated CHEMICAL effects it's not that much of a point doing spesificaly that.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: eerr on May 10, 2010, 05:45:00 pm
ITT: Armok has magical powahz that grant him super senses. He is not sure what you mean by 'tasting' 'flavors of ice cream' but he can definitely do more than that.
No. I just can do it wihtout having an actual icecream. Althou as it dosnt actualy cause the asociated CHEMICAL effects it's not that much of a point doing spesificaly that.
Ah, but are you good at it?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: sonerohi on May 10, 2010, 05:46:23 pm
Every single person that has use of the proper sense can recall shit like that. Every single non-tasteless person can think of a food and taste it in their mouth. Every person who has use of their nose can recall something and smell it. You would have to be incapable of said sense to not be able to use it in such a fashion.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: MrWiggles on May 10, 2010, 05:46:36 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/immortalfire/philo6.jpg)
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: eerr on May 10, 2010, 05:48:45 pm
If I was the raptor, I would eat my clone.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Aqizzar on May 10, 2010, 05:52:12 pm
Armok, you should rent yourself out for birthdays and bar mitzvahs.  I bet you're a hoot to watch in action.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ToonyMan on May 10, 2010, 05:54:43 pm
Yeah I'll eat that ice-cream with my mind, just put it in the sun or something.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Nilocy on May 10, 2010, 05:56:37 pm
When he does eventually start 'renting' himself out to childrens parties theres going to come a day when the parent is a talent scout for a local media outlet.

"So, Armok, you got an agent?"
"In my mind I do"
"Thats cool, whatd'ya say about coming with me down to the TV station and running a few ideas through the mic?"

And so began. ARMOKS JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE RADIO STATION!!! NOW IN TECHNICOLOUR!
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: eerr on May 10, 2010, 06:06:10 pm
Armok will save radio with his blood.

And maybe some nukes.

Also I am seriously backed up on my posting here!

(Do not breed with thineself->)
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Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 10, 2010, 07:04:15 pm
Quote
I am deliberately excluding test-tube clones because they are shitty.(dolly the sheep died a premature death)
Dolly the sheep was created in 1996. Techniques have improved since. Nowadays animals can be cloned somewhat reliably. Supposedly one company managed to pull off human cloning, but not much more has been heard in that regard
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 07:04:53 pm
Older than Phantom, younger than you, probably.
We can only hope. Strangely it seems like people like you and me are in the upper age limits of this forum. A little bit distressing to know that this game is played primarily by 12-15 year olds. Corrupting the youth for giggles.

Armok's between 18-20 years old, probably 19.

And yeah, the average age down in the lower forums is 15-20. Don't that just weird you out?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Euld on May 10, 2010, 07:11:08 pm
The definition of narcissism is looking at yourself in the mirror and going, "God I'd like to have sex with that".
Wouldn't that also be the definition of gay as well? o_O
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 07:12:33 pm
The definition of narcissism is looking at yourself in the mirror and going, "God I'd like to have sex with that".
Wouldn't that also be the definition of gay as well? o_O
Not if it's with yourself. Although I think that's what's being discussed.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on May 10, 2010, 07:25:40 pm
The definition of narcissism is looking at yourself in the mirror and going, "God I'd like to have sex with that".
Wouldn't that also be the definition of gay as well? o_O
Not if it's with yourself.
Dont paint the cow black and call it a bear.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 07:27:05 pm
The definition of narcissism is looking at yourself in the mirror and going, "God I'd like to have sex with that".
Wouldn't that also be the definition of gay as well? o_O
Not if it's with yourself.
Dont paint the cow black and call it a bear.
I sorta see what you're saying but I'd appreciate it if you tried to back up your claim in any way at all.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: The Doctor on May 10, 2010, 07:28:29 pm
It's more like a really good jerkoff.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Leafsnail on May 10, 2010, 07:29:57 pm
This discussion is burning my soul.  Damn, if only there were some kind of dedicated thread I could post on saying that...
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on May 10, 2010, 07:30:48 pm
The definition of narcissism is looking at yourself in the mirror and going, "God I'd like to have sex with that".
Wouldn't that also be the definition of gay as well? o_O
Not if it's with yourself.
Dont paint the cow black and call it a bear.
I sorta see what you're saying but I'd appreciate it if you tried to back up your claim in any way at all.
You are still sexing with a man.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 07:32:51 pm
That's true. I think it comes down to how you view it. I mean, you're sleeping with yourself, that's got a lot more in common to masturbation to me, but it could also be constituted as homosexual.

It's both, really.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: The Doctor on May 10, 2010, 07:40:00 pm
It's like masterbating to gay porn! :D
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 07:41:45 pm
So.

This thread was about what again?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on May 10, 2010, 07:42:24 pm
This is why our culture is horrible.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 07:43:09 pm
This is why our internet culture is horrible.

Only then would I be inclined to agree with you.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: The Doctor on May 10, 2010, 07:46:30 pm
And even then it's mainly Something Awful, /b/, and the like, and things that leak from those places.


Then again, those places leak like all hell...
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on May 10, 2010, 07:50:27 pm
This is why our internet culture is horrible.

Only then would I be inclined to agree with you.
internet culture is nothing compared to our IRL culture.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 07:52:51 pm
Yeah. It'd freak the hell out of the ancient Egyptians and give Genghis Khan nightmares, I'll tell you that.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: SIGVARDR on May 10, 2010, 07:57:41 pm
Nah,I'm sure *insert generic warlord/conqueror from the past here* would see it as a weakness to be exploited.and for the most part,it is.Some of the people that post in these places don't seem to get out much.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 10, 2010, 07:58:42 pm
If at all.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: piecewise on May 10, 2010, 08:23:12 pm
Also, it is not as much "fondling yourself" as "fondling a newborn baby that is your identical twin".

Let me just repeat this for emphasis. What you are hypothetically doing here is raping an infant.

I fail to see the problem here.

If you think that the worst thing Hypothetical me as ever done is rape an infant clone of himself then I'm sad to say that you're not even close.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vertigon on May 10, 2010, 08:28:32 pm
you cant die from not being in the sun...just turn ghostly white and ruin your sleep cycles....

You most certainly can. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_D)

Others have probably said this, but straight from the article you linked to:

Natural sources of vitamin D include:

Fatty fish species, such as:
Catfish, 85 g (3 oz) provides 425 IU
Salmon, cooked, 100 g (3.5 oz) provides 360 IU
Mackerel, cooked, 100 g (3.5 oz), 345 IU
Sardines, canned in oil, drained, 50 g (1.75 oz), 250 IU
Tuna, canned in oil, 100 g (3.5 oz), 235 IU
Eel, cooked, 100 g (3.5 oz), 200 IU
A whole egg, provides 20 IU
Beef liver, cooked, 100 g (3.5 oz), provides 15 IU
Fish liver oils, such as cod liver oil, 1 Tbs. (15 ml) provides 1,360 IU
Mushrooms (after UV light exposure)
In the United States (U.S.), typical diets provide about 100 IU/day. The NIH has set the safe upper limit at 2000 IU/day.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Vester on May 11, 2010, 02:10:16 am
Older than Phantom, younger than you, probably.
We can only hope. Strangely it seems like people like you and me are in the upper age limits of this forum. A little bit distressing to know that this game is played primarily by 12-15 year olds. Corrupting the youth for giggles.

Armok's between 18-20 years old, probably 19.

And yeah, the average age down in the lower forums is 15-20. Don't that just weird you out?

Considering the number of Relationship threads?

No, not really.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: piecewise on May 11, 2010, 02:19:39 am
Older than Phantom, younger than you, probably.
We can only hope. Strangely it seems like people like you and me are in the upper age limits of this forum. A little bit distressing to know that this game is played primarily by 12-15 year olds. Corrupting the youth for giggles.

Armok's between 18-20 years old, probably 19.

And yeah, the average age down in the lower forums is 15-20. Don't that just weird you out?

Considering the number of Relationship threads?

No, not really.
15-20? I'd guess more 13-18
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 11, 2010, 02:20:24 am
Well, I think that the majority is 15, but outside that I don't know.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 11, 2010, 07:54:41 am
This seems on track...

Also sex with your clone would be homosexual masterbation...as killing your clone would be suicide.

vat-brains would die due to non-stimulation...

And reproducing space organisms are an odd idea.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Mikko on May 11, 2010, 08:06:42 am
Also sex with your clone would be homosexual masterbation...
Not at all.
as killing your clone would be suicide.
No, not at all.
vat-brains would die due to non-stimulation...
One can stimulate them.
And reproducing space organisms are an odd idea.
Like us?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 11, 2010, 08:17:41 am
And reproducing space organisms are an odd idea.
Like us?
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More like whales in function, but a modified group and mate social trigger to be more like humans would be best...for reproductive chances anyways (it'd keep them near enough in space to find mates, but if you do you'd have to build everything the organism would require off a genetic molecule...)(imagines space porn for some odd reason...)and the gestation period would have to last long enough to develope it properly as well...and that leads to a slew of vacume related problems...
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: alway on May 11, 2010, 09:01:05 am
There just isn't the material in deep space for macroscopic, sexually reproducing organisms to exist. Bacteria-like organisms, perhaps. And they would likely be primitive in form, since their reproduction rate would be many orders of magnitude slower than earth bacteria (due to the lack of materials to work with). For an energy source, if they were able to somehow harness high energy cosmic rays they would be probably be able to continue living.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: fenrif on May 11, 2010, 09:13:04 am
There just isn't the material in deep space for macroscopic, sexually reproducing organisms to exist.

Considering we know so little about deep space, that's a rather bold statement. Not to mention the fact that you're assuming those organisms would be the same kind of life as us, and need the same kind of things we do to survive.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 11, 2010, 09:57:26 am
...You are suggesting that right outside the visible universe, gravity starts working differently and you get things like asteroid thickets and space rivers? And over there we would find some kind of energy beings that reproduce sexually?

Sounds plausible.

But what is this nonsense about your clone being you? We could clone people RIGHT NOW if we put our minds to it, and the clone would be a completely different person, with the same genetic material, who probably dies of cloning process complications before its fifteenth birthday. It's not identical to you, and even if it would be, it would still not BE you.

For example, if you have a cake, and I have a completely identical cake, and then I toss some gravel on your cake, I have not tossed gravel on my cake. And then you'll probably get mad at me for ruining a cake, but that's beside the point. Two objects being similar does not mean that they are the same object.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: fenrif on May 11, 2010, 10:03:08 am
...You are suggesting that right outside the visible universe, gravity starts working differently and you get things like asteroid thickets and space rivers? And over there we would find some kind of energy beings that reproduce sexually?

No, that's not what I said at all. I'm suggesting that since we don't know what's out there, that saying sweeping statements such as "so and so can't ever possibly happen!" is a bit silly.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 11, 2010, 10:31:33 am
But we know that (biological) life needs matter. And for it to be SPACE, that matter couldn't be organized into huge spheres. And, according to the theories on gravity, so far confirmed by observatory evidence, matter has a tendency to organize itself into huge spheres. And we can see pretty well in space, stars are visible at almost any distance, and even dark, cold, dead lumps of rock would probably show up if there was a star behind it. Or enough mass and a star somewhere near to directly behind it. It's also a reasonably assumption that life would need a star near it, so dark, cold, dead lumps of rock wouldn't matter anyway. All in all, we DO know how space works pretty well.

Also, water has a lot of nifty properties that make it real easy to have water-based life, compared to a lot of other things. It reacts as both an acid AND a base, it expands when it freezes, and it dissolves things really well. So, we can also make some assumptions about what kind of life we should expect to find.

Perhaps saying that off-planet life can't ever possibly happen is technically incorrect, or at least unprovable, but I can't really imagine how it would happen. If you have some theory on how space animals would work, please, do share.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Cthulhu on May 11, 2010, 10:36:18 am
...You are suggesting that right outside the visible universe, gravity starts working differently and you get things like asteroid thickets and space rivers? And over there we would find some kind of energy beings that reproduce sexually?

No, that's not what I said at all. I'm suggesting that since we don't know what's out there, that saying sweeping statements such as "so and so can't ever possibly happen!" is a bit silly.

However, saying "according to everything we know about life and the nature of space, so and so can't ever possibly happen!" is perfectly reasonable.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Hungry on May 11, 2010, 11:01:39 am
...You are suggesting that right outside the visible universe, gravity starts working differently and you get things like asteroid thickets and space rivers? And over there we would find some kind of energy beings that reproduce sexually?

No, that's not what I said at all. I'm suggesting that since we don't know what's out there, that saying sweeping statements such as "so and so can't ever possibly happen!" is a bit silly.

However, saying "according to everything we know about life and the nature of space, so and so can't ever possibly happen!" is perfectly reasonable.

no from what we know of space life can and has survived in it...(look up the lunar mission where they found that lunar probe that had life in it...(not sure which one)
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: fenrif on May 11, 2010, 11:37:37 am
...You are suggesting that right outside the visible universe, gravity starts working differently and you get things like asteroid thickets and space rivers? And over there we would find some kind of energy beings that reproduce sexually?

No, that's not what I said at all. I'm suggesting that since we don't know what's out there, that saying sweeping statements such as "so and so can't ever possibly happen!" is a bit silly.

However, saying "according to everything we know about life and the nature of space, so and so can't ever possibly happen!" is perfectly reasonable.

Yeah, but thats different from ruling it out compeltely. I was just trying to make the point that we don't know everything, and could discover something that's completely alien and outside of our understanding.

But we know that (biological) life needs matter. And for it to be SPACE, that matter couldn't be organized into huge spheres. And, according to the theories on gravity, so far confirmed by observatory evidence, matter has a tendency to organize itself into huge spheres. And we can see pretty well in space, stars are visible at almost any distance, and even dark, cold, dead lumps of rock would probably show up if there was a star behind it. Or enough mass and a star somewhere near to directly behind it. It's also a reasonably assumption that life would need a star near it, so dark, cold, dead lumps of rock wouldn't matter anyway. All in all, we DO know how space works pretty well.

Also, water has a lot of nifty properties that make it real easy to have water-based life, compared to a lot of other things. It reacts as both an acid AND a base, it expands when it freezes, and it dissolves things really well. So, we can also make some assumptions about what kind of life we should expect to find.

Perhaps saying that off-planet life can't ever possibly happen is technically incorrect, or at least unprovable, but I can't really imagine how it would happen. If you have some theory on how space animals would work, please, do share.

I don't have any theory, I'm just saying that the entire sum of human knowledge up to this point in history isn't perfect. All these things we know could be rendered incorrect by some discovery that'll be made in a thousand years from now. And then all those facts will be proven incorrect a thousand years after that.

We don't know what's out in deep space, we can make educated guesses based on what we know, and what we can observe from our planet.

As Tommy Lee Jones once said: "Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat."
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 11, 2010, 11:51:44 am
Well, if you don't have a better theory than my "macroscopic space-borne life is stupid"-theory, then you can't really complain about it. Insert comment comparing you to young-Earth creationists here.

Astronavigation assumes a spherical earth, by the way, and sailors were quite capable of using it five hundred years ago, suggesting that they did in fact NOT think the earth was flat. You can actually SEE the curvature of the earth if you live in a coastal city. Approaching ships appear on the horizon mast first. I think there were around two or so medieval scholars who seriously suggested the earth was flat.

Not that you're not right about people bashing ridiculous theories. Like continental drift. It took quite a lot of time and experimentation before anyone believed THAT. Good thing too, it DOES sound absolutely ridiculous, and if scientists went around taking every useless fraud seriously, they'd never get anything done.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: fenrif on May 11, 2010, 12:36:09 pm
I don't need a better theory to complain about something. All I'm saying is that science isn't absolute. The concept that we don't know everything is built-in to science anyway. If science knew everything it'd stop (Can't remember which comedian said that, its on an advert all the time). Theres a huge difference between young earth creationists, who come up with demonstrably false theories, and me simply saying we don't know everything about a place where no human has ever been, or even interacted with in any real way. Stop using strawmen, I'm not trying to argue with you, I'm just pointing out that we aren't omniscient.

And yeah, 500 years ago people didn't think the earth was flat, I was just quoting the film. But people did think the earth was flat for a long time. Up untill the time ancient greeks started doin their thing. I know for a fact that the flat earth is referenced in the Epic of Gilgamesh.

I'm not saying anything about ridiculous theories. I'm just saying that the sum knowledge of humankind isn't perfect. We don't know everything. The nature of science is that new discoveries are made that can sometimes shake the very foundations of what we thought we knew to be true. It hasn't happened in a while beacuse we've got very good at understanding and predicting how things work on our little rock, but I think it's inevitable that were we to explore deep space we'd discover some things that would shake up our understanding of the universe.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 11, 2010, 01:17:54 pm
I'm just saying that the sum knowledge of humankind isn't perfect. We don't know everything.
Yes, this is true. I still hold that macroscopic space-borne life is silly. Should I word it differently? "There probably just isn't the material in deep space for macroscopic, sexually reproducing organisms to exist"? What exactly am I allowed to treat as unquestionable facts? Indeed, how do you know we don't know everything? Isn't it a bit bold to suggest it certainty that all the current theories about the universe aren't true?

You think it inevitable that if we just explore space enough, we'll find something truly baffling. How do you figure that? What if there's nothing out there but big spheres of already known substances? How can you know for certain that the universe is more complex than you thought?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: smigenboger on May 11, 2010, 01:23:03 pm
tl;dr

life is just repeating fractal pattern, right? With enough magnetic force, there could be a different kind of life out there
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Soadreqm on May 11, 2010, 01:26:44 pm
Well, with enough magnetic force, sure. That's just a fact of life.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Mikko on May 11, 2010, 01:28:28 pm
Anyways, life is funny. It's purpose is to use energy to gather material in a certain order. It resist entropy so it must be awesome.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Grakelin on May 11, 2010, 02:13:01 pm
tl;dr

life is just repeating fractal pattern, right? With enough magnetic force, there could be a different kind of life out there

Doesn't fractal geometry imply that we can make any shape in a graphing calculator?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: eerr on May 11, 2010, 02:18:08 pm
Anyways, life is funny. It's purpose is to use energy to gather material in a certain order. It resist entropy so it must be awesome.

Why yes, the materials in the human body, that cell membrane stuff was round and water-retaining long before cells actually developed.

And over a few eons, Life started growing inside it... morphing it... growing into a species, organizing on grand scales...
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 11, 2010, 09:07:44 pm
Life doesn't resist entropy; it accelerates it.

Also; you could possibly get some kind of 'space life' inside nebulae, since they're big clouds of matter (god only knows what kind of life though, certainly nothing like anything we've ever seen before), but it's pretty unlikely you'd get life in deep space, mostly because there's nothing in deep space. That's why we call it deep space.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Sir Pseudonymous on May 11, 2010, 09:24:07 pm
From what I recall, the density of a nebula is supposed to be roughly akin to one atom every few miles, at the closest.
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: smigenboger on May 11, 2010, 09:28:30 pm
What's between the atoms?
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: The Doctor on May 11, 2010, 09:28:57 pm
Your mother.


No but vacuum
Title: Re: Is it just me that thinks our culture is horrible?
Post by: Neruz on May 11, 2010, 09:43:12 pm
From what I recall, the density of a nebula is supposed to be roughly akin to one atom every few miles, at the closest.

Depends on the nebula; an accretion disc for example is pretty dense.