“As you may all be aware of, the ‘Fasten Seatbelts’ sign has lit up. Normally, this would be a great time to fasten your seatbelts, but you’re riding Webley Airlines. We’ll get you where you need to be as cheaply as your safety waivers can get you!” The stewardess gave a fake smile and flashed a disposable camera light to imitate a sparkle. Several members in the front of first class screamed about their eyes. The stewardess apologized for this by blinding several members in coach and a baby in the baggage compartment as well.
“Alright everyone. I’d like you all to remain seated while our pilots are resuscitated… As far as I can tell, the drugs should wear off after a few hours or so, so we’ll be making a quick stop on a nearby island. Our current arrival time is-” she looks over her shoulder into the pilot’s cabin, trying to get an accurate measurement, “-probably 15000 feet or so, so, I’ll be using the one remaining parachute to safely-” Her voice drifted off as she was jumping out of the now-open door to the plane.
Luckily, most people were using their phones to live tweet the plane crash, so the plane remained relatively calm as it smashed into a fiery wreckage into the island. One passenger managed to post a selfie of himself flying from the crash site with the description #yolo #imsofucked. It got 4 likes from his friends.
Through a series of odd coincidences and what could only be described later by investigators as “impossible,” 16 passengers and 1 stewardess managed to survive the crash. Even more bizarre was the parachute found in the engine that no one could identify as belonging to anyone.
The stewardess quickly assessed the plane and determined that this was clearly the act of mafiosos. Or maybe like 5 serial killers. You can never really be too sure with terrorist groups these days. One time, there was a group of self-identified bronies… She rambled on.
It is now Day 1.
IronyOwl is completely and utterly Town.
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