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Slayerhero90

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2013, 12:44:14 pm »

And then we sell North Korea to South Korea for a ridiculous price but really, the document for the agreement actually says that they bought their own annexation. And then we leave, just leaving a confused and unified Korea.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2013, 12:45:19 pm »

If we dont export the babies, then what do we do with them?
we cant force them to join the military like the spartan program. we arent a dictatorship damnit!


Edit: Slayerhero, then where will we settle?
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2013, 12:46:08 pm »

Since we're already racing for power I'd like to be in charge of finding neat things that are needed.

A Locationally Based Poblem Solver if you will.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2013, 12:47:23 pm »

If we dont export the babies, then what do we do with them?
we cant force them to join the military like the spartan program. we arent a dictatorship damnit!
Mash 'em up and export the paste to Russia, to see if they're willing to buy ground baby.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2013, 12:48:52 pm »

I don't think we could ever have a stable population. As I recall the male/female ratio of Bay 12 is something like 3:1, and we have at least a few gay or asexual women as well.


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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2013, 12:50:37 pm »

Clones?

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2013, 12:50:55 pm »

I don't think we could ever have a stable population. As I recall the male/female ratio of Bay 12 is something like 3:1, and we have at least a few gay or asexual women as well.
a baby farm will solve that problem too. we can make more fore a bigger population if needed.

it could also produce new jobs for people making babies.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2013, 12:51:27 pm »

There shall be no parties. Only individuals. And their fanbases.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2013, 12:53:15 pm »

There shall be no parties. Only individuals. And their fanbases.

I want parties. Lots and lots of parties with candy and cake and streamers.

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2013, 12:54:14 pm »

I want parties. Lots and lots of parties with candy and cake and streamers.
yes.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2013, 12:54:50 pm »

There shall be no parties. Only individuals. And their fanbases.

I want parties. Lots and lots of parties with candy and cake and streamers.
No parties. Just GETOVERHERETHERE'SCAKE times.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2013, 12:55:27 pm »

I would build a pink castle and reside there as Lord Fahbulous :3
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2013, 12:55:33 pm »

Export stone trinkets from world renown craftsmen (that only started their careers two seasons ago). Import exotic and dangerous animals only to cage and tie them up outside our embassies as well as all the wood, ore, and flux that can be hauled in. All spare economic output per goods exchange is spent on ready made metal ingots as well as gemstones to stockpile just to flaunt at any possible thieves.

No actual leader. We are a communistic community that allows the occasional madman to self-declare themselves in some leader's position, and merely humor their wishes as we feel like doing just to keep up appearances. Of course, should they become too eccentric or even actually dangerous, then they will suddenly suffer from an "accident" as they were no longer worth keeping around for public humor.

Military expenditures on boobytraps eventually outweigh those on personnel equipment, but everyone is uncannily good at avoiding an accident with these. Our forces are renown for having expert hand-to-hand specialists, which train day and night. The next greatest expenditure is on geological and mining expeditions to dig through the Earth's mantle, mainly just because it's there and we can.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2013, 12:56:38 pm »

Wait, what should we name this glorious country?
Or are we just going with Bay 12?
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2013, 12:57:16 pm »

Beytolva.
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