Run like the wind.(6) You run so fast that you have escaped the cops and are very, very tired (5) and near a hotel
>BOARD SUBWAY.(1) You fall through the gap you were supposed to mind and hit the third rail. Respawn?
THEY'LL NEVER FIND US IN HERE!
CLIMB DOWN MANHOLE(4) You succeed. 5 minutes later, the police realize that’s where you must have disappeared to, and follow you down.
Raise cross high into the air and point it towards this thread.
Shouting "BE GONE MINIMALIST THREAD!" over and over.
SUMMON DDERD EGDUJ(4) You summon a Lion. (3) It roars at the police officer about to grab you.
Act inconspicuous
Check inventory.(6) You realize that you have wads of cash from holding up that hot… wait a minute, this was the hotel I held up an hour ago!
If no/little money, pickpocket some rich-looking person exiting hotel.
Summon Cthulhu, he will protect me.(2) Nothing happens. (6) A cop at the end of the group trips, causing all the cops to fall over, knocking you over too.
Set up tripwires, then run away!(5) You set up tripwires. They look like they work. (6) You run away so fast that you fall unconscious. (5) Your tripwires work extremely well, causing the police to can't get past them.
PUNCH THE COPS IN THE LOWER BUCK TOOTH AND DRINK THEIR GUNS(6) You punch them so hard your hand is now in agonizing pain.
Turn into Judge Dredd(4) You turn into Judge Dredd
Reson that since I am the law, I can't be arrested.
>RESPAWN AS SEWER MUTANT(3) You respawn as the sewer. (2) the police arrest you.
((THAT WAS MORE OF A COMMENT ON HOW THE DOMINO THING WORKED. I JUST LOVE THE ROYAL CAPSLOCK VOICE, SO IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS PART OF THE ACTION.
BONUS POINTS IF YOU GET THE REFERENCE.))
((THAT WAS MORE OF A COMMENT ON HOW THE DOMINO THING WORKED. I JUST LOVE THE ROYAL CAPSLOCK VOICE, SO IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS PART OF THE ACTION.
BONUS POINTS IF YOU GET THE REFERENCE.))
((THE BONUS POINTS HAVE BEEN DOUBLED!))
((THAT WAS MORE OF A COMMENT ON HOW THE DOMINO THING WORKED. I JUST LOVE THE ROYAL CAPSLOCK VOICE, SO IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS PART OF THE ACTION.
BONUS POINTS IF YOU GET THE REFERENCE.))
((THE BONUS POINTS HAVE BEEN DOUBLED!))
Throw off all the cops from my body, grow wings and fly away!(2) Throwing off the cops didn’t work. (1) Your attempt to become flying doesn’t work and angers several harpies. (4) At least the harpies are carrying you away from the police.
Regain consciousness and become The Wolinman. Build Wolincave in sewers.(5) You regain consciousness. (6) You become the Wolinman, and are so famous that (1) Your failed attempt to build the wolincave not only causes you to be buried alive in rubble, but buried alive in rubble on live TV to 7 billion people. None help you you get out. Respawn? (3) The police managed to get past your tripwires, but they are still there.
THIS MAKES ENOUGH SENSE, IT JUST MIGHT BE POTATOyou (2) fail to summon Godzilla, so you (6) summon an army of giant killer robots all over the town. Now they are killing everyone, and the cops want to arrest you even more!
TRY AGAIN WITH GODZILLA
THEN GENERIC KILLER ROBOTS
THEN A DRAGON
THEN SOME NATURAL DISASTERS
Seduce harpies, then steal their wings by ripping them off, then fly away to punch giant robot in the toe(3) You got seduced the harpie carrying you, the others are disgusted and attack you. (5) In the ensuing battle you rip of a harpie’s wings and (5) use it to fly towards a killer robot, who (2) knocks you out of the sky.
Backstory:(5) You take the spiderman power package. Congrats, except the cops now want to arrest you for that reactor meltdown.
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."
Gain superpowers!
Draw out a handgun and approach a rich-looking businessman.(4) You draw a beretta and walk toward (5) a millionare. (3) He tries to resist and you accidentally kill him in the ensuing struggle. “Ah well,” you think, “he probably has a wallet.”
"Come with me. Quickly."
CHEER(6) You cheer so loud that you attract attention from several giant robots. (5) You get away from them successfully, and then the cops find you. You (5) get up and run from them too. (2) Your too busy being chased by the cops to burn their house down.
RUN AWAY
GET UP AND RUN AGAIN
BURN THE COPS HOUSE DOWN WITH INCENDIARY LEMONS
>REVIVE WWOLIN WITH MY SEWER-POWER(5) You successfully revive wwolin. (1) You send him out into the fray, only for him to turn around and systematically destroy you muttering something about a Wolincave. Then he (4) opens a giant hole to hell and drops your rubble into it.
>MAKE HIM CHAMPION OF SEWERS, SEND HIM TO DO BATTLE WITH POLICE
I PREDICTED THAT TURN FAR TOO WELL. JOY.(how did you predict it?)
BITE ROBOTS HAND OFF
RUN INTO WILDERNESS
REMOTE DETONATE COP'S HOUSE
MAKE MONEY
I PREDICTED THAT TURN FAR TOO WELL. JOY.(how did you predict it?)
BITE ROBOTS HAND OFF
RUN INTO WILDERNESS
REMOTE DETONATE COP'S HOUSE
MAKE MONEY
I PREDICTED THAT TURN FAR TOO WELL. JOY.(5) you bite the robots hand off
BITE ROBOTS HAND OFF
RUN INTO WILDERNESS
REMOTE DETONATE COP'S HOUSE
MAKE MONEY
VOMIT THE GUNS IN THE ROBOT'S FACE5)You vomit into the robots face, and are no longer in pain. Then you realize (2) that the robot’s sensors aren’t in the head. (6) Your dash for the hills worked perfectly. So perfectly, that a ton of people are following you. The robots notice them.
RUN INTO THE HILLS
INSTAHACK ROBOTS(2) Your pathetic attempt at hacking failed. At least the robots didn’t know it was you.
HAVE THEM RIDE WITH ME ON JUSTICE CRUSADE
ARREST RANDOM PLAYER
Seduce GM.No. (4) You don’t get punished for attempting that.
Flee to Safehouse.(1) In your attempt to flee you trip fall into the hole to hell
Fortify safe house..
Regain flight(6) Your recovery from the robots is very good, but brings you back to the harpies.(6) You fly out of the city, however the military setting up a perimeter around the city notice your incredibly speedy flying skills and shoot at you.
Fly out of the crazy city
If dead, possession city
"What's that tingling? Oh, dear, cops...and giant robots?"(4) Your strategy succeeds. Most of the cops and robots still survived.
Entangle the giant robots' legs with webs so they fall on the cops!
Be rejuvenated by a miraculous rainstorm.(3) You come back as a zombie. Great, like we needed more weirdness. (5) The millionaire also came back as a zombie. You take his money and kidnap him anyway.
If the millionaire also recovered, then kidnap him. If not, search him and loot.
Pull out compact grappling gun I held up hotel with, shoot at roof, pull self up with it.(6) You pull out your grappling gun so epicly that the robot chasing Yoink goes after you instead. (6) Then you shoot the side of the hole, causing the demons to try and stop you (6) (what is going on here?) you pull out of the hole and go 50 feet in the air. You realize that the fall is going to hurt.
Pretend I not the criminal they are looking for.(1) When you tell a police officer that he arrests you, muttering, “won’t these people ever learn?”
LAUGH MANIACALLY(1) Your laugh sucks so much that you choke to death. Whoops!
DIG AN UNDERGROUND COMPLEX
MOVE INTO COMPLEX
SUMMON DRAGONS TO COMPLEMENT ROBOTS IN THE OVERWORLD
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THE COPS ARE THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES! MY ABOMINATIONS CREATED BY FIVES WILL DESTROY ALL FEAR OF COPS!
Bribe the GM to give me +2(2-2) The GM takes pity on you and takes away everything you have gotten since the start from you.
Arrest everyone but me and the GM
Demand the millionaire to let me take his jet plane to the nearest anarchy.(4) The millionaire complies. The military’s missiles (6) miss the jet so much, it’s laughable. In fact, its so funny, that you don’t realize that the millionaire pulled a lever to drop you out of the jet until its too late.
Once there, set up a mafia.
Dive bomb military,(4) You dive bomb the military, causing them to duck.
Fly into heavens
Open another portal and make a pact with the demons of hell. Use the powers that I gain to destroy the robots.(4)You succeed in opening a portal. The demons don’t seem interested in talking. You sigh, and attack the robots anyway
Flee.Your fleeing is (4) successful. (If you get a 6 I’ll be annoyed) (4) Your find a hidden room that will make a good lair. (2) A pretty girl sees you in costume lugging your comic book collection to the basement, and goes the other way. You hear a cop asking her if she has seen anyone in a spider costume.
Create a lair.
An AWESOME lair!
Use my ultra-cool spy grappling hook to grab back onto the plane.(2) The GM realizes he gave his last grapple gun to tophat. (6) Your pull your chute and take out your gun. Now you’re floating 1000 feet in the air.
Just in case, ready my parachute and gun.
RESPAWN AS VALKYRIE
DIG THAT DAMN LAIR
SUMMON DRAGON TO RIDE
SUMMON MORE DRAGONS TO TERRORIZE CITY
Recover from falling,
Seduce more harpies
Fus-Ro-Daah the military
Hah! I haven't made a costume yet!
Prepare lair.
Expand lair by digging underground.
(I was falling before it was cool!)Yep
Put up 'sidekick wanted' posters throughout town.(3) You put up several before a dragon and a robot dueling distracts you. (2) Your posters are ignored by everyone...for now.
"Betrayal..."
The jumble of rocks seethed with an immortal hatred, some force of pure rage awakening within them as they tumbled down towards the glow of Hell. An alien intelligence within understood just how far it had fallen, from a mighty sewer... to this.
"Betrayed... By my own Champion... No!"
>Pull myself together. Form myself into a humanoid being, a terrifying construct of stone and cement that once formed the sewer.
>Grab hold of a nearby rock, climb back up to earth.
>Get a coffee at a nearby cafe and plot my revenge.
Grab the first person who applies to be a sidekick, strap them into the passenger seat, and accelerate to 88 mph.(6) WOLINMAN! THIS IS BATMAN. WANT TO BE MY SIDEKICK? (that's my attempt at the Bale batman voice. At least I didn't roll a one, then it would be “Holy musical pianos, Wolinman! Let me join!” a kid says)
"Can't... Stop me. I will have... Revenge."
>Reach down and tear off an arm from one of the demons after me.
>Then kick them all off with my heavy stone foot! Then climb upwards, upwards... I could really use that coffee now, jeez.
((I don't think anyone cares enough about the hole to Hell.))(1) You crash to the ground in front of the cops who arrest you. (6) You shoot at webs at them, causing them to fall to floor and get stuck. Of course, you do this after they handcuff you.
Use my Spider-Jumping to jump like a jumping spider! Away from the cops, mind you, and towards the hell-portal, because I'll prove myself wrong or die trying!
...$5 on die trying.
GRAB JAVIERPWNYour dead right now.
DESTROY HIM
RESSURECT HIM
REPEAT AD NAUSEUM
OVERTHROW HELL
DESTROY ALL CRIMINALS WITH HELL POWERS
Accept Batman's offer. Hire french-maids for the Batcave, because Alfred needs company ;DYou accept. (6) When you hire the French maids. Alfred takes them to the other end of the mansion for “cleaning”. You never hear from them again.
Seduce jail. Make love to the building.
Fly away(4) You fly away, the missiles following close behind you. (6) All the missiles hit dragons and kill them. The remaining dragons go after you.
Use dragons to prevent injuries to self
Find. No more abominations of nature. For now.
DIG LAIR
TURN INTANGIBLE
LAUGH AT IDIOTS TRYING TO STAB ME
Fire grappling gun in mid-air and let myself down gently.(1) You fire your grapple gun into mid-air where a dragon burns it. You fall and (6) land in one of the sewer pipes in Yoink’s back. Eww, you are covered in human waste.
Then flee to safehouse
Then fortify safehouse
Fire gun to project myself to plane.(6) You get back to the plane. You are now out of ammo (6) You open a door in the plane and land in it heavily. (4) You hijack the plane. (2) You forgot your brainwashing equipment. Anyway the millionaire is only interested in brainsss.
Hijack plane and brainwash millionaire to become sidekick.
(( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z_jpI2IqKs Alfred might be needing some of this in a bit))
Open another portal and use the Wayne family fortune to buy hell and its demons.
MY SOUL: TAKE OVER HELL,
GRAB JAVIERPWN
DESTROY HIM
RESSURECT HIM
REPEAT AD NAUSEUM
DESTROY ALL CRIMINALS WITH HELL POWERS
I SEEM TO HAVE A SKILL FOR KILLING MYSELF.Your attempt to conquer hell gets you (1) placed as the seat cushion of Lucifer the Devil’s throne. (The dice seem to hate you right now)
CONQUER HELL
USE HELL AS MY NEW LAIR
SHOVE ALL THE TORTURED SOULS OUT INTO THE OVERWORLD TO PLAY WITH MY DRAGONS AND ROBOTS
SEND A FEW GREATER DEMONS OUT FOR WANTON MURDER
IF I CAN'T DO ALL THAT AS A SOUL, RESURRECT AS A DEMON, THEN RE-READ THE ABOVE
EEYUP. I'M BACK TO ATROCITIES. IT'S A FAMILY BUSINESS, YOU SEE.
Climb out of yoink, pull out backup grapple hook, lift self out of pit.(4) You climb out of yoink. (1) Your grappling hook gets grabbed by a demon and he pulls you into hell. (5) You manage to hit the side of the pit and pull yourself up to the surface in a swift recovery.
((grab on if you want a ride, Yoink.))
(( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z_jpI2IqKs Alfred might be needing some of this in a bit))(6) It worked? Yeah it worked. You know control Hell, Lucifer hands you his trident tail and wings, then runs off to rejoin the world. You are now the Devil. Batman (2) doesn’t care. He’s too busy wondering where Alfred went.
Open another portal and use the Wayne family fortune to buy hell and its demons.
Seduce dragons
Invoke wrath of GM on Xantalos for attempting to kill me
Knock the millionaire out of the plane and continue to the nearest anarchy.
MY SOUL: TAKE OVER HELL,(4) You take over a small part of hell. Your too busy defending it to do anything else.
GRAB JAVIERPWN
DESTROY HIM
RESSURECT HIM
REPEAT AD NAUSEUM
DESTROY ALL CRIMINALS WITH HELL POWERS
Use spider strength to break handcuffs! Escape towards hell-portal!
Tell the hospital I was doing it for love, and she must put us back together.
>Summon Hostile Eldrazi.
>Cause a electronics blackout like that of Revolution.
>Invent a device that restores electricity in a 500 ft radius whenever the GM decides to.
"Hrahh! Freedom!"
He would not be denied! Nothing could stand before his rage, not even the forces of hell!
>Jump up out of pit! Slam down feet-first into street with a huge kinetic impact, cause a shockwave to stun the demons pursuing me!
>Then smack them around with the severed arm I'm holding, kick/throw/otherwise propel them all back into the pit.
>Oh, and try and drag Tophat and his rope out of there, too.
>try previous actions again.
(what I meant by "whenever the GM decides to" is that I have no control over the pendant, you do.)
Use my tail to lasso Yoink back into the pit. Have a pillow fight with him using my new seat cushion.(5) You lasso yoink back to hell. (5) You hit him with your seat cushion so hard that onyxjew is too busy being in pain to take his turn.
Seal Hell-hole with Webs.(3) You start to seal it then remember that tophat is still down there. Do you want to keep going?
Proclaim ownership of the entire city.
Channel otherworldly powers to turn city into zombies.
Destroy all enemies.
SCREW IT(5) You do screw it. Whatever that means.
TAKE OVER HEAVEN
SMITE EVERYONE
GOOD THING I'M NOT 'XANTHALOS'
Fly to heaven,(2) You try, put you don’t know where heaven is.
Smite xantalos
shake God's right hand
Hitch a ride with Yoink. If he fails, just climb back out of the pit.After yoink pulls you up a few feet, you (6) climb out of the pit right next to the primordial being. It (3) jumps into the hell pit looking for Xantalos, knocking you off your feet. (1) When you head to the safe house, you are attacked by the last three robots.
Then flee to safehouse.
Then fortify safehouse.
WELL. I HAD MY FUN. TIME TO START A GALACTIC CRIMINAL EMPIRE. IN SPACE!You feel too injured from being thrown at Yoink to do anything.
RESSURECT AS SPACE WHALE
FLY AWAY, TO THE MOON
MINE THE MOON FOR ALL IT'S AVAILABLE RESOURCES
Help the jail out of her imprisonment within this prison.(5) You whisper “I’ll get you out this awful place,” before grabbing the jail in your arms and running towards the edge of the city.
Fly to heaven1) You get struck with lightning for thinking of going to heaven. Your soul goes to hell. (2) you fail to seduce Xantalos.
Smite Xantalos
Shake God's right hand
If failed, seduce Xantalos,
Marry him
Divorce him
Take half of his section of Hell
Punch javierpwn in the nuts. Then rip them out, beat him to death with them, and absorb power from his pain.
Then destroy the afterlife.
Reinforce my demon army with the countless offspring of Alfred and the maids.(1) You send demons but then realize it hasn’t been 9 months. An angry Batman rips the demons apart. Batman disowns you, grabs his bat gear, and jumps into the hole to hell.
O FAK U GOOBY.
BECOME SPACE WHALE
TO THE MOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNAAAAAA!
>Attempt to cause the blackout, again.
>If successful, summon Dragons that are hostile to everything.
Threaten robots with grapple gun.(6) You shoot a robot with the grapple gun and knock him down into the hell pit. Then the electronics blackout hits, disabling your gun and the robots.
If uncussesful, flee.
GET A GUN, DRESS LIKE A WHITE GUY AND RUN INTO THE GHETTO(1) You attempt to get a gun from a crazy man, but he shoots you dead, muttering something about the stupid dragons, robots, and demons.
Give zombie buildings power to obey my orders.
Invade Hell.
"Babe... Let's blow this planet."(5) You blast off towards the moon.
blast off!
Reapeat last seduction scenario
Grow 3 pairs of demon wings
Burst out of hell
Fly to clouds
Sleep on cloud
Methodically start eliminating the denizens of Hell.
Adding on to my last post:
Become the law. Everyone must be executed.
Now it can still be ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW.
MINE THE MOON FOR RESOURCES
USE RESOURCES TO BUILD ARMY OF SPEHS MARHEENS
IF I CAN BUILD AN ENTIRE EMPIRE FROM A STOCKPILE OF RAW MEAT, I CAN BUILD SPACE MARINES FROM MOON ROCK.
Attempt to break my way out of Hell back to the Earth.(1) Your attempt to break out leads you to be dragged by demons to the bottommost Layer of hell.
>Run away.
>Summon TARDIS.
>Escape in TARDIS.
"No... Not giving in, not yet!"
>Piece self back together again.
>Reinforce my body with glue from a nearby building.
>Then form that severed demon arm into a waraxe.
Convince Batman that Montopolis is actually the Joker in disguise. After all, the innocent people of Gotham City are now the denizens of hell.(6) You manage to convince Batman. Then Montopolis takes off his rubber mask and you realize he is actually the Joker.
abandon grapple gun
head to safehouse.
Fortify safe house
Keep sealing Hell-portal!(5) You seal the portal. Success! The city can no longer access the outside earth and is now stuck in hell.
Become even more primordial being.
Berate primordial being about how youngsters have no respect nowadays.
Start my genocide with Wwolin.But the denizens of hell are my loyal subjects/torture dolls! I must save them!
We will kill ourselves after all in Hell have been destroyed.
Become superhero.
(1) YOU BECOME GEORGE CLOONEY BATMAN!Become superhero.
Somehow, I think that GWG is going to become batman.
(1) YOU BECOME GEORGE CLOONEY BATMAN!Become superhero.
Somehow, I think that GWG is going to become batman.
...Except with spider powers, so...Spiderman!Become superhero.Somehow, I think that GWG is going to become batman.
>Revive Urist_McDrwoner using telepathic abilities.Escape from ruin.
>Form an alliance to escape this place with Urist_McDrwoner.
>Get to the city.
>Fortify a location that has weapons.
>Prepare for war.
CONTINUE DIGGING(1) You continue digging. Then you realize you're stuck and can' get out. Then a meteor hits right where you started digging, covering it.
MORE MARHEENS
SPEHS FLEET
WARSHIPS
Seduce Xantalos so hard, it blows him up, and his plot of hell
Get GM to give me a bonus to seducing
Seduce random flying creatures
Turn demon wings to angel wings
Become Nephilim
Seduce players(seperate rolls)(2) No
Start my genocide with Wwolin.(1) wwolin spears you on his trident and dumps you in the special hell normally reserved for people who talk at the theater
We will kill ourselves after all in Hell have been destroyed.
EPIC FUGHT WITH PRIMORDIAL BEING(6) Your epic fught is heard around the world and told of in later culture's stories, songs, and myths. Your the villain.
PAUSED INLY TO ANNIHILATE JAVIERPWN AS A TEAM
THEN RESUME EPIC BATTLE
(2) Doesn't workStart my genocide with Wwolin.But the denizens of hell are my loyal subjects/torture dolls! I must save them!
We will kill ourselves after all in Hell have been destroyed.
Write a grimoire of +1 to rolls. Team up with Batman to stop Montopolis.
I'm outside Hell, right?(3) You become Spiderwyrm the hero no one has ever heard of
If so,
Become superhero.
>Revive Urist_McDrwoner using telepathic abilities.(4) You revive him
>Form an alliance to escape this place with Urist_McDrwoner.
>Get to the city.
>Fortify a location that has weapons.
>Prepare for war.
(1) your escape is ruined. (see what i did there?) You are still stuck.>Revive Urist_McDrwoner using telepathic abilities.Escape from ruin.
>Form an alliance to escape this place with Urist_McDrwoner.
>Get to the city.
>Fortify a location that has weapons.
>Prepare for war.
Take out backup-backup grapple gun.
Help these two.
In that order.
((that was pretty much what I was aiming for all along.))
CONTINUE DIGGING(1) The Gm isn't sure what to do, so he just spins the moon really fast. You go flying and hit an alien spacecraft.
MORE MARHEENS
SPEHS FLEET
WARSHIPS
Revive from the ashes, pheonix wings included(2) You fail
Round up my seduced posse
Seduce spiderwyrm
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel
take out digger-gun.(4) You take out your digger gun.
Dig out path through rubble.
Flee to and fortify a defensible building.
Counter Javier's seducing if required.
Break out of special Hell in a super amazing lawful paperwork storm.(3) You break out of hell, only to be stopped by a trident to the face by wwolin.
Shove wwolin's trident up his rear end, and then eat him. Lawfully.
>Transform elevator into a TARDIS.(6) the elevator becomes a TARDIS half up the shaft. It falls and smashes into the ground.
>Become "the Doctor" from Doctor Who.
>Get tophat.
>Go back in time to stop the breach from expanding.
Find small, radioactive dragon.(6) You find one in wwolin's zoo.
Let it bite me.
Develop dragon powers.
Go see what the fuss about that primordial being is.
DIG DEEPER(4) You now are in the afterlife for those who are not going to hell or heaven. That's basically you.
BELOW HELL
INTO AMBIGUOUS MORALITY AFTERLIFE
Create a new part of hell... somewhere to get away from the screams of the damned and relax.(3) You set your demons to it, but your kindof busy being eaten by the Law Joker.
Revive from the ashes, pheonix wings included
Round up my seduced posse
Seduce spiderwyrm
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel
Conquer moon with love.(3) You conquer part of the moon.
CONVINCE PRIMORDIAL BEING TO HELP ME CONQUER AFTERLIFE SO WE CAN TAKE OVER HELL(5) The primordial being agrees
TAKE OVER THE AFTERLIFE I'M CURRENTLY IN AND BUILD UP A POWER BASE HERE
INDESTRUCTIBLE BASES
IMPENETRABLE DEFENSES
INVINCIBLE, LOYAL LEGIONS
ALL THAT STUFF
AND PRIMORDIAL BEING IS CO-RULER
Burst forth from the stomach of Montopolis and strangle him to death with his own intestines.(4) You burst out of Montopolis's stomach and strangle him to death. Montopolis is dead.
Write sheet music for a swing-jazz song on his skin.
Permanently sequester Wwolin in the deepest recesses of the coldest most isolated crevice of Hell. After taking him (and the damn trident) out of my mouth.You can't. your dead.
THROW HOLY DICTIONARY AT XANTALOS WITH ENOUGH POWER TO KILL HIM.
PILE CORPSE ATOP WWOLIN'S LIFELESS DIGESTED BODY.
HIJACK SPEHSCRAFT(1) Your hijacking attempt fails because you lack arms. Your attempted hijacking is put on tape and makes it to No. 2 in the Universe's funniest home videos, narrowly losing to the one about a black hole, a cat, and a scared kadjflsdkfhfsfshfkjdshfdsfhdfdsfmsfsfforian.
COMMANDEER CREW
OBTAIN THE CIVILIZATIONS UNDYING LOYALTY
BECOME THEIR EMPRAH
Dig my way out with diggergun.(4) You dig your way out using your diggergun.
(2) You fail. Again.Revive from the ashes, pheonix wings included
Round up my seduced posse
Seduce spiderwyrm
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel
Get dragon to bite me.(2) It isn't interested.
Bribe it if needed.
>Use Time Lord Regeneration.(4) You use it.
>Close the breach.
Revive from the ashes, pheonix wings included
Round up my seduced posse
Seduce spiderwyrm
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel
Does this have a waitlist?If not..(your good. This is a minimalist RTD.)
Wearing a space suit get out of the jail on the moon and form a alliance with Spinal-Taper to make the moon our planet.
Can we? Should we?Try to combine this and Roll to dodge the law.[3]...I'll ask.
(5) You revive from the ashes with bright red wings.Revive from the ashes, pheonix wings included
Round up my seduced posse
Seduce spiderwyrm
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel
The diced hate me
colonize moon. Moon earth.(4) You colonize the moon by putting your girlfriend down on it.
Does this have a waitlist?If not..(1) He seems upset that you were inside his girlfriend this whole time and sends you heading back to earth at terminal velocity.
Wearing a space suit get out of the jail on the moon and form a alliance with Spinal-Taper to make the moon our planet.
ASSERT MY DOMINANCE OF THE ALIEN SPECIES(2) They're too busy laughing at your video
REBUILD AFTERLIFE BETTER THN IT WAS BEFORE(5) It is better in that it has a casino.
TAKE A POWER NAP
PREFERABLY GIVING ME +1
Get frustrated.(1) You get happy
Grab dragon's head.
Force mouth to bite me.
Give the dragon $45.
Leave.
>Attempt to seal the breach, again.(3) You accidentaly cause the city to become level 1 of hell. So your the one that caused that! I was wondering!
Adopt a child. Or a Player Character, if one wants to make a deal with the devil.(2) No one is interested. oh (1) Lucifer is tired of being kicked out of casinos and wants his spot as ruler of hell back.
Flee to fortifiable building.(4) You flee to a nearby casino
Fortify building.
(I'm a zombie, how could I die? Nevertheless,)(3) You resurrect by making a deal with the devil not to fight him any more or he gets you soul as a seat cushion. (2) so you decide against using the pill. (6) Batman shows up again and show you that maybe death is a good idea after all by beating you to a pulp.
Resurrect via magical rain cloud and activate the super-secret hidden super-virus pill hidden in Wwolin's brain, meant to disable him and kill him slowly in a very painful way.
I'm not sure how. Maybe if it turned out the room was inside hell.Can we? Should we?Try to combine this and Roll to dodge the law.[3]...I'll ask.
Revive from the ashes, pheonix wings included
Round up my seduced posse
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel
The diced hate me
Kiss girlfriend. Lay there, stare into the universe.(6) You kiss her so long both of you lose consciousness.
"ZZZZ... BUH, WHOOPS, OH, WHERE WAS I? OH, RIGHT. VENGEANCE."(4) You snap out of your trance.
>SNAP OUT OF COMA/TRANCE/NAP.
>ABSORB THE LIFEFORCE OF A NEARBY DEMON, USE IT TO BIND MY REMAINS BACK TOGETHER IN A HUMANOID FORM.
>THEN GRAB THAT LEG I TORE OFF A DEMON EARLIER, AND FIGHT MY WAY THROUGH HELL TO WWOLIN AND BREAK HIS LEGS WITH IT.
Preemptively deny any seduction attempts.(3) -1 to any seduce rolls involving you.
Eat dragon.
Go look for, I dunno, a magical dragon amulet or anything that gives me dragon powers, so I can deserve the name Spiderwyrm.
Grr..... as soon as I respawn too(5) You revive with giant red wings.Revive from the ashes, pheonix wings included
Round up my seduced posse
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel
The diced hate me
Tell Lucifer that the world is going to need him this Friday for the apocalypse, so he should head to the gym and let me take care of Hell for him a little longer.(4) Lucifer is absorbed by Yoink. Yoink feels the sudden urge to head to the gym.
Toss Yoink into the Nuclear Reactor that keeps Hell heated.
BUILD UP ARMY OF NONSPECIFIC AFTERLIFE BEINGS DECKED OUT IN NONSPECIFIC BADASS EQUIPMENT WITH VICKER, OTHER PRIMORDIAL BEING(4) YOu build an army. good because this was becoming HANG OUT IN HELL.
TRY TO GAIN +1 AGAIN
Use super-powerful zombie arms to crush Batman to a pulp. Then, if Lucifer has replaced Wwolin as the devil, activate the death pill.(1) Your arms get ripped off by batman
Reverse the expansion of the breach.(2) You fail.
name casino pavlov's casino.(1) its now called the "tophat sucks at naming things" casino
gather / Scavenge supplies and weapons.
Make stockpile in pavlov's casino.
ESTABLISH MYSELF AS LEADER OF ANOTHER ALIEN SPECIES(2) They don't seem interested
DESTROY EARTH
MAKE ARMY EXPONENTIAL, OR IF FAILED, COMPLETE ARMY BUILDING(5+1) Your army grows to cover all of the Afterlife. you are finding hard to breath as you are crushed by bodies.
PUNCH HOLE THROUGH AFTERLIFE BARRIER INTO CENTER OF HELL
SLAUGHTER INHABITANTS TO ENSURE THEY RESPAWN IN MY AFTERLIFE, LOYAL TO ME.
PUT UP SHIELD AGAINST YOINK'S BLAST
Sprout various tentacles from my chest(1) Cthulhu appears and mutters something about job security before attacking you. (4) Batman drops Montopolis to fight him. (you know you're in a minimalist RTD when Batman is battling Cthulhu in Hell)
Hope that that javierpwn isn't into that kind of stuff, so that he divorces me
Go to said room.(6) You enter so epicly everyone notices (my 6 rolls are way too formulaic ..... so epicly everyone notices)
Use spider sense to avoid dying.
Cautiously approach machine.
"I... Will take... you... with me!!"(4) You cause a nuclear meltdown. (1) The subsequent explosion destroys everything except Xantalos and tophat's nuke shelters. Everyone respawns on an infinite featureless plane. Yoink no longer exists. Xantalos and what remains of his army are in the nuke shelter.
>Cause nuclear fission/meltdown/whatever bad stuff!
>Destroy Wwolin along with the rest of hell, thus gaining my revenge!
Make casino nuke-resistant(6) It is nuke resistant. You walk out the door and fall. You fall forever.
Stockpile supplies.
Seduce self to protect from seduction.
Seduce the nuke(2-1) You seduce the nuke. It gives you its love by going off.
Stop the minus to seduction rolls
Fly out of afterlife
Teleport to moon and activate a nuclear bomb where Spinal_Tapper and the jail are.(2) "where can I get a nuke? oh there is on-"
>Go back in time and stop myself from expanding the breach.(1) Your epic battle between yourself causes you to kill yourself causing a paradox.
Bite off Batman's legs. Continue conquest of Hell.(1) Cthulhu kills you
Claim the infinite featureless plain in the name of Hell(3) You stake you flag of a trident on the infinite plain and claim it. Can you back that up?
Build a palace out of infinite featureless stuff
Create a gigantic citadel, rising to infinite heights and permitting only the most loyal to me to reach the top.(1+1) You step out of your nuke shelter and fall forever. Looks like you weren't brought to the featureless plain.
Send out armies to conquer the infinite plain. This will work because they're exponential, so they expand infinitely fast.
Give them orders to lightly spank javierpwn to death.
Ask girlfriend why her parents named her "The Jail".(5) You ask her. "Jail is my last name and has ben in my family for generations. The was because my dad tweeted my name and and he could only had 3 for my first name.
Create wings(5) You still have your Phoenix wings.
seduce everyone
Envelop selves in cocoon
Everyone else become praying mantises
At least my seduction penalty is gone
I see The Art of Minimalism isn't the only place Doomblade keeps dying...(6) You steal the amulet. It goes well with your cosplay costume. Everyone else notices you can summon stuff
Steal amulet.
Get powers.
Kill Cthulu with my amazingly good looks.(3) Its kind of hard to look good when your a zombie with a busted open stomach wall and no arms. Cthulhu flings you far away from him.
Kamehameha Spinal_Tapper and the jail for throwing me out.(1) Death sends you to be processed for the afterlife.
Pull myself upwards with backup backup grapple gun.(1) You accidentally drop your grapple gun. It shoots you in the chest. You are bleeding profusely.
Survey destruction from safety of casino.
>Go back in time (on my timeline) and stop the paradox from occuring.(4) Your paradox prevents you from doing this. You respawn on the infinite featureless plain of death.
>Go back in time and try to seal the breach, again.
Trick people into grabbing the staff that the nice Phil person lost his hand to, three or four times each.(3) Some people look at the staff and think about it.
Collect souls.
Get promotion.
Become incredibly good-looking.(2) You strain very hard and cause nothing to happen.
Smile Cthulhu to death.
CREATE A VAST SPHERE MADE UP OF SMALLER SPHERES MADE OUT OF SMALLER SPHERES ETC ETC(1) You yell something. Your army hears something about following you and jump off after you.
THESE SPHERES MOVE IN AN INTRICATE PATTERN THAT POWERS AN INTERDIMENSIONAL LASER THAT WILL SPLIT THE INFINITE PLAIN IN TWO, LETTING IN MY ARMY, WAITING JUST OUTSIDE.
ARMY: CONQUER INFINITE PLAIN, BUILD INFINITELY HIGH TOWER IN HONOR TO ME.
respawn!(2) You can't for some reason.
envelop self in cocoon
get moth wings along with pheonix wings
Every else becomes praying mantis'
Quickly ask Wwolin if you can become his son and become the new "Death".(2) You can't find wwolin.
Immolate anyone who challenges my claim to the plain(4) You fireball the head death, but he can't die.
Build a palace out of NPCs
Take out machine-rocket gun.(5) You take it out and blast your self up to your casino.
Blast self upwards with recoil.
Find doctor.
DISREGARD EVERYTHING(5) You run and continue running until you reach some hills. You realize you are still on earth.
RUN INTO HILLS
LEAVE PEOPLE BEHIND
>transform infinite featureless plain of death to the finite featured mountains of life.(3) part of the plain becomes a mountain.
>transform infinite featureless plain of death to the finite featured mountains of life.if this fails, respawn if necessary, and get a job from death.
CREATE A VAST SPHERE MADE UP OF SMALLER SPHERES MADE OUT OF SMALLER SPHERES ETC ETCDO IT RIGHT BECAUSE OF +1
THESE SPHERES MOVE IN AN INTRICATE PATTERN THAT POWERS AN INTERDIMENSIONAL LASER THAT WILL SPLIT THE INFINITE PLAIN IN TWO, LETTING IN MY ARMY, WAITING JUST OUTSIDE.
ARMY: CONQUER INFINITE PLAIN, BUILD INFINITELY HIGH TOWER IN HONOR TO ME.
>try this again:(6) Mountains grow up around the first one, as the gorund disappears around everywhere but there. Including you. You are now fallingQuote>transform infinite featureless plain of death to the finite featured mountains of life.if this fails, respawn if necessary, and get a job from death.
"Accidentally" start World War III.(5) You finance a terrorist organization to build a nuke. They blow up New York. North Korea nukes Los Angeles. They get nuked in response, causing China to join on their side. Half the world is a radioactive wasteland. (1) Head Death gets annoyed because he has to pay for an expansion in processing all these people.
Stop casino from collapsing.(1) Your attempt causes the casino to collapse completely.
Heal self with medical supplies I stashed away earlier.
Accept Death's offer, and cause the casino to collapse.You are now death of being squashed by rubble.(3) Before you can do anything the casino collapses on its own.
Respawn(6) You respawn 10 feet above the ground.
Steal Spinal_taper's girlfriend
Everyone becomes FLUFFY WAMBLERS!!
(6+1) Your army shows up on the infinite featureless plain, which thanks to Zanzetzuken is not where everyone else is. They build a super tall tower out of themselves.CREATE A VAST SPHERE MADE UP OF SMALLER SPHERES MADE OUT OF SMALLER SPHERES ETC ETCDO IT RIGHT BECAUSE OF +1
THESE SPHERES MOVE IN AN INTRICATE PATTERN THAT POWERS AN INTERDIMENSIONAL LASER THAT WILL SPLIT THE INFINITE PLAIN IN TWO, LETTING IN MY ARMY, WAITING JUST OUTSIDE.
ARMY: CONQUER INFINITE PLAIN, BUILD INFINITELY HIGH TOWER IN HONOR TO ME.
Teleport to Wwolin and ask him to become your father and adopt you.(5) You teleport to wwolin. It is up to him.
Start eliminating everyone around me with my terrible hideous smile.(3) Your smile causes everyone to run away from you.
Wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!AID ACTION.
Wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! To give everyone a +1.
Move into tower(6+1) You move into the tower. Some of your men are upset that you are walking on them and steal your +1.
Make another army
>Land on my tower in the finite featured mountains of life without dying.(4) You fly back up to your tower.
>Get a job from Death, if he needs someone else.
Start a program by which the souls of the dead generate profit. Maybe outsourcing. Imagine, advertising designed by Michelangelo and phones answered by...someone cheap!(6) Your program works so well that unemployment goes up, causing more deaths and continues to anger the Head Death.
Request promotion into a management position.
Save Wwolin.(If anything happens)
Then kiss his boots and ask him 'CAN YOU BE MY DADDY?'
TheZoomZoll, I am your father(6) ZoomZoll causes a giant rock to fall on wwolin, then saves him just in time. Unfortunately ZoomZoll gets crushed by it. ZoomZoll is now wwolin's son
Ensure that Tophat is crushed by rubble. After all, I have a child to support
Take out digger gun.(6 vs. 2) Tophat ignores the rubble causing it to crush him and sending his dead corpse and soul falling infinitely. Death from bad bets bets that wwolin will collect tophat's soul.
Dig way out to surface.
Give Wwolin Christmas present of cookies to show no hard feelings.
Grow thousands of wings on every surface of my body(4) You grow a lot of wings
Fly away!
Laugh maniacally
BUILD FORTRESS IN HILLS(4) You now have a castle
LAUNCH INTO SPACE
Wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!(4) Merry Christmas to you too.
Steal souls of army to get +1(3 vs. 2+1) You halfheartedly attempt to steal their souls and they half-heartedly stop you.
Make plain finite.
Use The Jail's new indestructable form to block the damage from the baseball bat(6) It blocks it so well it is hit into you.
Grow spinnerets
Cocoon Spinal_Taper for dinner later
>Begin practicing terraforming-based magic.(3) you create some plants.
Argue that, since I improved our profit margins drastically, I should be in line for a promotion.(1) Death demotes you for continually being asked for a promotion. You are now a fate worse than death. GWG: "Noooooooooo!"
Additionally argue that we can't run out of space, since the Plane of Death is infinite and featureless.
Try to avoid killing more people.
Hope for a promotion.
Escape the dirty rock.(5) You throw the rock 100 ft in the air.
Become the new cthulhu.
Help Wwolin with anything
Eat Wwolin's soul.
Then take over his body .
Collect TopHat's soul(5 vs 3+1) Tophat tries to eat wwolin, but since he's already dead that can't happen. Tophat takes over wwolin's body though.
MAKE CASTLE SPACEPROOF(6)It'sspaceproof.AslongasyouareinitIcan'tusespacesonpostsaboutyou.
BE BATMAN
Ask the head death to give me a +1 to compensate for the inherent dangers of my job(2) Your kind of occupied right now
Use holiday wrath to give everyone presents of death.(2) Nope
Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
...Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Try my death presents once more!(6) You throw death presents at everyone. But everyone is already dead.
EAT SPINAL_TAPER(3) You bite his hand.
GET BITCHES
PROFIT????
Get +1(1) You get -1
Go back to nonspecific afterlife base
>Get a permanent +2 on actions.(6) you get a +2 on actions.
Remove TopHat from my body
Collect his soul
Remain in Wwolin's body.
Annoy death so that he gets demoted.
Collect his soul
Move to Wwolin's aid.(6+1 vs. 3) Tophat moves a little away form wwolin, but wwolin grabs him and shakes him so hard that wwolin's body is sent flying off the small platform. Oops.
\
Tell Cthulhu you are the son of the devil and are in need of power.If he doesn't agree with that tell him he is too old to be a ruler.(1) You choke but you can't die.
NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Or send us to a metaphysical train station.For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.Or send us to a metaphysical train station.For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
good one. I like that.Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.Or send us to a metaphysical train station.For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
It sounds like a nice afterlife, but can we stop the pyramid?good one. I like that.Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.Or send us to a metaphysical train station.For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Nah.It sounds like a nice afterlife, but can we stop the pyramid?good one. I like that.Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.Or send us to a metaphysical train station.For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Yes,we can stop the pyramid,I just didNah.It sounds like a nice afterlife, but can we stop the pyramid?good one. I like that.Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.Or send us to a metaphysical train station.For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu
Make wwolin a sandwich.
That wasn't there in my last post! Sure, it's in this one, but....um...Why did I put the pyramid in this post?Yes,we can stop the pyramid,I just didNah.It sounds like a nice afterlife, but can we stop the pyramid?good one. I like that.Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.Or send us to a metaphysical train station.For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu
Make wwolin a sandwich.
NO YOU DIDN'T.
That wasn't there in my last post! Sure, it's in this one, but....um...Why did I put the pyramid in this post?Yes,we can stop the pyramid,I just didNah.It sounds like a nice afterlife, but can we stop the pyramid?good one. I like that.Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.Or send us to a metaphysical train station.For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu
Make wwolin a sandwich.
NO YOU DIDN'T.
SHOULD WE?No, seriously, we should stop the pyramid.That wasn't there in my last post! Sure, it's in this one, but....um...Why did I put the pyramid in this post?Yes,we can stop the pyramid,I just didNah.It sounds like a nice afterlife, but can we stop the pyramid?good one. I like that.Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.Or send us to a metaphysical train station.For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu
Make wwolin a sandwich.
NO YOU DIDN'T.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THE GREAT DEMON!
IT MAKES HIM STRONGER!
okSHOULD WE?No, seriously, we should stop the pyramid.That wasn't there in my last post! Sure, it's in this one, but....um...Why did I put the pyramid in this post?Yes,we can stop the pyramid,I just didNah.It sounds like a nice afterlife, but can we stop the pyramid?good one. I like that.Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.Or send us to a metaphysical train station.For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu
Make wwolin a sandwich.
NO YOU DIDN'T.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THE GREAT DEMON!
IT MAKES HIM STRONGER!
Fine fine...last one from me,I promise.
Somebody else can go and quote that if they want.
What is this? Holy carp.okSHOULD WE?No, seriously, we should stop the pyramid.That wasn't there in my last post! Sure, it's in this one, but....um...Why did I put the pyramid in this post?Yes,we can stop the pyramid,I just didNah.It sounds like a nice afterlife, but can we stop the pyramid?good one. I like that.Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.Or send us to a metaphysical train station.For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu
Make wwolin a sandwich.
NO YOU DIDN'T.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THE GREAT DEMON!
IT MAKES HIM STRONGER!
Fine fine...last one from me,I promise.
Somebody else can go and quote that if they want.
What is this? Holy carp.okSHOULD WE?No, seriously, we should stop the pyramid.That wasn't there in my last post! Sure, it's in this one, but....um...Why did I put the pyramid in this post?Yes,we can stop the pyramid,I just didNah.It sounds like a nice afterlife, but can we stop the pyramid?good one. I like that.Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.Or send us to a metaphysical train station.For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu
Make wwolin a sandwich.
NO YOU DIDN'T.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THE GREAT DEMON!
IT MAKES HIM STRONGER!
Fine fine...last one from me,I promise.
Somebody else can go and quote that if they want.
It probably can't fit this without a spoiler.Where is the signature topic?What is this? Holy carp.okSHOULD WE?No, seriously, we should stop the pyramid.That wasn't there in my last post! Sure, it's in this one, but....um...Why did I put the pyramid in this post?Yes,we can stop the pyramid,I just didNah.It sounds like a nice afterlife, but can we stop the pyramid?good one. I like that.Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.Or send us to a metaphysical train station.For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu
Make wwolin a sandwich.
NO YOU DIDN'T.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THE GREAT DEMON!
IT MAKES HIM STRONGER!
Fine fine...last one from me,I promise.
Somebody else can go and quote that if they want.
I like to be egyptian......It probably can't fit this without a spoiler.Where is the signature topic?What is this? Holy carp.okSHOULD WE?No, seriously, we should stop the pyramid.That wasn't there in my last post! Sure, it's in this one, but....um...Why did I put the pyramid in this post?Yes,we can stop the pyramid,I just didNah.It sounds like a nice afterlife, but can we stop the pyramid?good one. I like that.Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.Or send us to a metaphysical train station.For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)
Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu
Make wwolin a sandwich.
NO YOU DIDN'T.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THE GREAT DEMON!
IT MAKES HIM STRONGER!
Fine fine...last one from me,I promise.
Somebody else can go and quote that if they want.
Stop building the pyramid. I heard one had crashed the forum. You need to stop before you do so, if that statement is true.Thats just a myth
Seriously. The last time this happened the thread got locked.Stop building the pyramid. I heard one had crashed the forum. You need to stop before you do so, if that statement is true.Thats just a myth
The GM probably wasn't helping it then.Seriously. The last time this happened the thread got locked.Stop building the pyramid. I heard one had crashed the forum. You need to stop before you do so, if that statement is true.Thats just a myth
Oh crap, like half of those are me...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh crap, like half of those are me...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm thinking of closing this RTD down and putting up a non-minimalist RTD.Spoiler: Something Like This (click to show/hide)
What do you guys think?
Get a permanent +3 to rolls. Since I have a -1, this evens out to +2.(1-1) You get a -3 to rolls. (Someone help this guy out)
Unlock door.
Attempt to conquer Hell once more.(2) Hell appears to have been permanently destroyed.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream). Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/753.html)(4) Major corporation working on a teleporter. Expect completion in (5) turns. (2) No one heard your question.
Back up my claim to the Infinite Featureless Plain by crushing the resistance underneath rubble.(2) What rubble? What resistance?
Rename the plain Wolinville.
Eat Spinal_Taper
Accept position of death
Have Jail save me.(5 vs. 6) The jail sends you flying 20 meters away.
>Get a permanent +4 to actions.(5+2) You give everyone a +4 including yourself.
Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu(2+4) I become Cthulhu. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Make wwolin a sandwich.
Realize that I'm worse than deathAt this point, a roll of 1 or less is more likely than any other result. STO--KEEP TRYING.
Give myself a +6 to actions
Up the munchkin tree we go...
I have a +1. Worst I can get is a 2.Realize that I'm worse than deathAt this point, a roll of 1 or less is more likely than any other result. STO--KEEP TRYING.
Give myself a +6 to actions
Up the munchkin tree we go...
(1-1) You get a -3 to rolls. (Someone help this guy out)
Xantalos: death's (locked door). +1
Mistakes have been made. *cough*Wwolin*cough*Infinite Featureless Plain of Death*cough*Leader*cough*real cough* Remind me not to do that again*cough*, it's not good for the trachea.Xantalos: death's (locked door). +1
Mistakes have been made. *cough*Quote please? cough* Remind me not to do that again*cough*, it's not good for the trachea.Xantalos: death's (locked door). +1
>Get a permanent +4 to actions.(5+2) You give everyone a +4 including yourself.
Tophat: waiting in line. +4
Javierpwn: a spider offered a job. +4
GWG: A fate worse than death. +4
Yoink: Who? +4
Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell/Death by falling rubble/Zoomzoll's father. Claiming infinite featureless plain. New body. +4
Onyxjew44: featured mountain range +4
Spinal_Tapper: cocooned hand bitten. +4
Xantalos: death's (locked door). +1
Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless. hideous smile. featured mountain range. Failing to kill. +4
Zanzetkuken: Messing with magic. +6 to rolls
TheZoomzoll: choking. wwolin's son. +4
Urist_McDrowner: featured mountain range. +4
Lordslowpoke:hillfortressinspace.robin.+4
Help montopolis invade hell.You missed my action.
Become his second in command.
Kill Wwolin.
Sorry. This was before the +4 thing, soHelp montopolis invade hell.You missed my action.
Become his second in command.
Kill Wwolin.
Aha! Having a -3 is a fate worse than death, as you cannot succeed (except on a 6, and that's barely successful), and I am the Fate Worse than Death!(3+4) You realize in a stunning blast of clarity that you are supposed to do nothing. THat is a fate worse than death. (3+4) Death shows up. Apparently Death by Nuke needs assistance getting all of the souls off the infinite plain.
Figure out what I'm supposed to do, then do it to Xantalos.
Realize that I'm worse than death(5+1) Realizing that you commit suicide. Umm, your already dead, that is kindof painful.
Give myself a +6 to actions
Up the munchkin tree we go...
Jail and I train. Obviously it is not safe here for us.(4+4) You train so hard you can't move anymore.
Force everyone to worship my awesome lawfulness.(5+4 vs. 3+4) The epic battle of Montopolis vs. the world will be forever told in story of song. How the epicly fought each other until both were no more. Montopilis has a fingernail remaining, meaning he is the winner.
Finalize my claim to Wolinville by crushing head-death beneath rubble and taking his soul.(4+4) Head death is crushed. The infinite plain begins to collapse.
Am I Cthulhu?NO, I AM
Stop choking already,sheesh
Get some ladies.
>Have everyone always roll a 6, before modifiers(3+6) You will always roll a 6 before I add the modifiers. These bonuses have grown too powerful! Attack foul demons of the sea!
Help Death by Nuke.Given Head death dying, the change affects you too
Unless the change affects me, too. In that case, develop superpowers again.
>Get a permanent +3 to my actions.see the OP
>Run away.
Become Cthulhu.(5) Become Cthulhu.
Make a hole through the jail and escape.
>Grow wings(4) you grow wings
>go to heaven
>Shake god's right hand
>Become angel
Run like the wind.(6) you become the wind
Oh well.(6) You do and die because that's what happens when you do that. (ever read stranger in a strange land?)
>Walk 90o to reality to go to another dimension.
Start helping people!(5) You save the world twice.
Blast all the cops towards Wwolin, when he finally shows up.(5) you blow them towards Zanzetzuken, but he vanishes.
If Wwolin doesn't show up, just blow them towards anyone who tries to gain modifiers.
>fall from heaven(1) You do, at terminal velocity. Respawn?
> attack Spinal_taper
>eat his face
Spawn nuclear arsenal. Detonate it.(2) Uh... No?
Become the Law.(6) You become a LAW (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M72_LAW). Some one picks you up.
POTATIS PUNCH(2) No thanks, I don't like drinking punch.
Use Cthulhu Powers to get out of prison.(4) You wake up. (6) You run out of jail only to be confronted by something even more horrifying than you. "MOM? Is that you?"
Save Zanzetkuken with some new superpower the writers make up and forget about unless it somehow becomes vital again!(6) You have the power to reverse time. you go back in time to when you weren't superman and didn't have any powers. On the other hand you can stop Zanzetzuken.
>Reincarnate as a tree(2) Nope
>Become Ent
>Attack Spinal
>Eat his face
BE TOGETHER FOREVER. Use hardness to protect self.(6) You are permanently attached to the Jail.
Grill everything(1) you start by putting yourself in the grill. Ouch. Respawn?
Yes son.Want to kill some policemen for momma?(Your the son and you were confonted by your mother.) (2) You mother lectures on the importance of homework over eating cops.
Blast a cop into the air.(5) you blast 5 cops in the air.
Play 'coppy uppies'
Respawn as the grill.(6) you are a grill. you can't move.
Grill everything.
Try and be separate again. Make an abode on the moon. Use love to protect Jail-san.(1) Jail ends your relationship, but your still stuck together.
>Respawn before I walked 90o to reality.(3) You respawn right after.
>Summon a TARDIS.
>Go inside the TARDIS.
>Go somewhere and sometime random.
>reincarnate as The Jail(3) you are Generic City's one jail.
> Eat spinal's face
>Dump him
Use superpowers I should still have to make past self gain superpowers, including time reversal.(4) Uh... ok, you regain superman's standard powers.
Save Zanzetusken.
Yes mom.(4) Your mother asks you about how driving people insane is going. (5) Meanwhile she eats several cops .
Anything else?
Recruit members for terrorist group!(6) you recruit a lot of members, causing the US government to order drone strikes.
Get sleeper agents.
While I'm in the past, use knowledge of the future to win the lottery! Since I have Superman's Super-Morality, give most of the money to charity, keeping just enough to make sure I have a nice base and sufficient sustenance for the remainder of my natural life. Which means, most of it's probably going to charity.(6) You win 16 million but are arrested for fraud. Most of the money goes to lawyers and to pay taxes. You are found innocent since the law to ban use of time-travel to cheat was passed in 1803 but caused by a time traveling congress from 2134.
Create new wind government!(3) you know have a wind-up government. Just wind him up and he'll work, unless he falls off the fiscal table and shatters on the floor.
Quadruple the number of armed cops sent to generic american cities
>Open a rift in time below those that may or may not attack me(4) you open a rift under Xantalos.
Grill the universe.(3) you grill some burgers before falling into a time rift. Hey, is that a dinosaur?
Go super saiyan(3) ...googling Super saiyan...
Evolve into Grillosaur.(2) That's not how evolution works. Maybe in a million years your species will become a Grillosaur.
Grill T-Rex.
Make secret base, donate remainder of fortune to charity, find supervillains.(6) you build a fortress of solitude in the Arctic, causing the US government to criticize you as a job exporter.
>Open another rift.(5) You open a rift under the cops and they get sent to my Cops and Robbers RTD (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=121446.msg3942742#msg3942742).
Be elected Prez 4 life.(5) You are now the countries Prez 4 life. WHITE HOUSE PARTY!!!!
Invade nearby country
Become a flying Grillodon. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalodon)(5) You do confusing paleontologists everywhere. Also you can survive on land, since that is where you are.
Become the dominant species on the planet, with me as the immortal leader.
...Which means that that was the shot which established me as an awesome hero (prefacing a flashback), with a high chance that that guy returns as this movie's Big Bad.(2) Sorry, flashback detection power is offline. Please hang up and try again.
Detect flashback to confirm hypothesis. Either way, make sure the villain's locked up in prison, then head on out to find more supervillains.
I love you too mom.(4) "Aw your so sweet. Let's go home."
Wanna go home?
Invade Mexico.(3) The invasion is resisted, but Northern Mexico is in you hands.
Then begin taking over south America.
>Open more rifts.(3) You open one, but it closes almost immediately
>Jump into the one the cops fell into.
Og hgourht a retcarahc tnempoleved cra sa I yrt ot thgif eht ssendam, ylno ot revocsid taht I ma ton detius rof siht dlrow sa I yldam llik ynam elpoep.(1) the GM kills you for having all backwards text.
Og hgourht a retcarahc tnempoleved cra sa I yrt ot thgif eht ssendam, ylno ot revocsid taht I ma ton detius rof siht dlrow sa I yldam llik ynam elpoep.uoy od, dna evael ot emoceb dog fo rehtona tenalp. You are no longer insane.
Gain ability to fly.(6) You can now fly, causing everyone to refuse to believe dinosaurs existed. Everyone in the modern day now believes in Intelligent Design, except those leftist Darwinist freaks.
Conquer the planet.
>Open more rifts.(4) You open a time rift to World War 2. (2) Nothing happens.
Ask mom what dad has been up to."Well I heard he was ruler of hell, wwolinman, and death of being crushed by rubble last I heard" (2) More cops show up.
Develop improved military tech.(2) "Sorry sir, we can't promise you anything till next turn at least. It takes a while for prototypes to become regular equipment."
Take over rest of mexico
((And I return. TheZoomZoll shall be fatherless no more!))You still are. I'm keeping all your titles too, just because you have so many. If you get executed that is going to be fun.
Become TheZoomZoll's father
Get back together with Jail, like a hollywood movie.(1) She files a restraining order against you. Thats kind of tough since you are still physically attached to her.
"Don't worry son, I've got this!"
Collapse the pavement under the cops with my control over rubble.
Uplift the inhabitants of my new planet to sentience and interstellar travel. Lead the to Earth, so they can spread to word of Rationality and such. Sounds like they need it...(1) You kill all life on the planet.
Assist mom in dealing with the cops.
Get out of the jail.
"Don't worry son, I've got this!"
Collapse the pavement under the cops with my control over rubble.
(2) Other than chiding Zoomzoll about not washing his tentacles before eating, his mom does nothing."Don't worry son, I've got this!"
Collapse the pavement under the cops with my control over rubble.
>Open a rift below the cops before he does this.
"You may control rubble, but I control space-time rifts."
I haven't read this in weeks. So I'll start from the top.(6) the buildings don't like that.
SHANK BUILDINGS,
SPREAD CHAOS,
BUILD A STATUE OUT OF CAT FETUSES.
Breed an army of giant Grillidons(2) you fail to find a mate
Become the dominant species on the planet, establishing an advanced civilization.
Use wind powers to blow away south america's defenders, then send army to invade(4) "sir! Our guns just got completely blown away." SMASH!!! "What was that?" "Sounded like a tank, sir."
"Aww, screw it! Let's go home."
Open portal to hell and step through it. Leave the portal open.
"Aww, screw it! Let's go home."
Open portal to hell and step through it. Leave the portal open.
"Aww, screw it! Let's go home."
Open portal to hell and step through it. Leave the portal open.
Open a rift above/in front of the portal before they step through
Take mom with me and Wwolin.(3) You open a portal to a volcano
*Superhearing Activate!*(1) You lose your powers.
"DEFCON EA? What did Will Wright do this time?"
Return to Earth. Spread actual knowledge around--sciencey stuff. Save world, again.
CONQUER AUSTRALIA WITH THE POWER OF(3) You conquer half of Australia.
RAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNBOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWSSSSS
Love conquers all, mofo. Get back to lovin', then get to conquerin.(5) The jail cancels the restraining order. You are back together. Now what?
FOOLS! I AM THE GOVERNMENT!(4) "Dude, we know you were, like, in charge. It's just you were busy conquering South America and left us in charge and we had ,like, a major eldritch abomination crisis."
If failed, instigate military coup
Asexual reproduction ftw.(5) You make 50 versions of yourself.
Become dominant species on the planet.
Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.
Aid action.Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.
Wha...how does that work.Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.
Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.
Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.
Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.
Because that's kinda dumb.Perhaps you didn't hear me.
I'd think you'd welcome becoming what is essentially a metal dragon.Technically it's more akin to being a metal space whale. As a dragon has to be a reptile, and breath something or other.
Wha...how does that work.
Seriously, I'm doing you guys a favor. You're all 100-foot-long flying giant metal sharks that grill their prey to death!
Also seriously, how does 'open up spacetime rift' stop me? What does it do to me to stop that?
Can you explain it to me? I really don't want to have to watch a tv series I've never watched for the sake of a minimalist RTD.Wha...how does that work.
Seriously, I'm doing you guys a favor. You're all 100-foot-long flying giant metal sharks that grill their prey to death!
Also seriously, how does 'open up spacetime rift' stop me? What does it do to me to stop that?
See: Doctor Who, new series 5. These cracks in space-time that will be created will delete your race from existence in the same manner.
I'd think you'd welcome becoming what is essentially a metal dragon.Flying sharks are flying sharks. Flying sharks are not dragons.
Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.
Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.
Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.
Aid action.Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.
(4 vs. 1+2) Despite two aid actions, Xantalos has developed an advanced civilization. Humanity will become giant flying metal whales in (3) turns and that means that reality as we know it will disappear. including this RTD.Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.
Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.
Do cthulhu-shit to aid that action
CONQUER THE REST OF AUSTRALIA BY ENSLAVING EVERY SHARK IN EXISTENCE(2) No.
PLUS ALL THE CORRAL
TAKE A WELL DESERVED BREAK FROM MAYHEM AND REWARD MYSELF FOR ANNOYING CONGRESS WITH MURDEROUS BUILDING
BY ANNOYING MORE BUILDINGS
IN AMERICA
Find some Orange Kryptonite, a newly-made-up kind of Kryptonite which restores superpowers to Kryptonians.(4) You find some orange kryptonite.
Repeat previous action.
Acquire additional titles.(4) You are knighted by the queen for acts of... well she was really impressed by your other titles.
Go on strike.(4) You go on strike
No wind until they give me control of the entirety of the human race.
I was aiding the impediment of the action, so I was impeding the action. Ergo, Xantalos's roll was [4+1v1+1], not [4v1+2].Yes you aided the time rift action, but how does that add a +1 to the 4? the 4 is Xantalos.
Anyways.
Go back in time to before Xantalos started ruining the universe.
Aid action.Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.
Oh. I misunderstood the turn.I was aiding the impediment of the action, so I was impeding the action. Ergo, Xantalos's roll was [4+1v1+1], not [4v1+2].Yes you aided the time rift action, but how does that add a +1 to the 4? the 4 is Xantalos.
I was aiding the impediment of the action, so I was impeding the action. Ergo, Xantalos's roll was [4+1v1+1], not [4v1+2].(4) You go to the jurassic period.
Anyways.
Go back in time to before Xantalos started ruining the universe.
>Assist the Doctor.(4) You show up in the Cretaceous next to the doctor. (4) Too many 4s (4) still too many. (3) He doesn't think he'll need your help.(4) Again? A triceratops walks past you. It's being taken for a walk by a grillodon.
"My people prosper! See, this is what everyone wanted me to do - create, not destroy! It's nice.(5) You do, accelerating humanity's doom to 1 turn away.
Quickly develop advanced space flight travel and colonize the galaxy.
THE END TIMES HAVE COME.USE CTHULHUSHITTM TO SAVE SELF FROM SUCH HORROR.(4) Zoomzoll saves himself from coming apocalypse. Though given that he isn't human, that would have happened anyway.
RESPAWN AS SPACE WHALE(5) You are a giant metal flying space whale. In other words, you are a humongus grillodon.
DESTROY ADVANCED CIVILIZATION ERGO SENDING HUMANITY BACK TO THE IRON AGE
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK USE EMP TO ACHIEVE THE SAME GOAL
Conquer Italy. Form New Roman Empire.(2) The Italian army transforms into warrior grillodons before you attack.
No. No exceptions.(4) "Fine, but in one turn it will be gone."
I want control over the entire planet Earth.
Create a plane of un-reality, so that anyone in it will be fine when reality ends.(2) Nope
Reality coming to an end? Then it's simple. I just have to exit reality entirely. Son, pack your bags: We're going to Boatmurdered!
Go to the fortress of Boatmurdered
Take some dinosaurs and travel forward in time to shortly before Xantalos messed everything up.Aid Action
Sic dinos on Xantalos.
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAAAA BEEEE-YETCH!(6) You go to the moon, where you find a group of grillodons making a space colony. They also appear to be taking it apart.
((This thread seems to be constantly degenerating until it doesn't even resemble the english language much less sense.
I love it.))
Reality coming to an end? Then it's simple. I just have to exit reality entirely. Son, pack your bags: We're going to Boatmurdered!
Go to the fortress of Boatmurdered
Okay dad.Now we don't have to worry about any more humans.(1+1) Seeing the carnage there you decide not to go.
I do wonder how they will reproduce and manage to live though.
Go with Wwolin.
Beat them with our graphloons.(5) New Roman Empire established. Tophat is angry.
Point out to Onyxjew that that system is already in place, and I am giantest grillodon.(6 vs. 2) You grab the Doctor's scredriver and scewer him with it. He goes to recuperate and become the nth Doctor.
"Hey! What was that for?"
Grab the sonic screwdriver and poke HIM with it!
Take some dinosaurs and travel forward in time to shortly before Xantalos messed everything up.(3) You arrive at the beginning of the Cretaceous period. Xantalos is at the end of it.
Sic dinos on Xantalos.
(6) You arrive next to wwolin to help him out. This drives you insane because he is an eldritch abomination grillodon.Reality coming to an end? Then it's simple. I just have to exit reality entirely. Son, pack your bags: We're going to Boatmurdered!
Go to the fortress of Boatmurdered
If this means everyone, Aid ActionTake some dinosaurs and travel forward in time to shortly before Xantalos messed everything up.Aid Action
Sic dinos on Xantalos.
/b]
Become elephant.(3) You are now a pygmy elephant.
Terrorise the guys going to boatmurdered
I just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.
WHALEBROI just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.And I helped.And I tried, and failed, to stop you. Ending as you, but as a motherfucking whaaaaaaaale. Know what they do to whales in jail, man? Nothing, cause I'm a whaaaaaaaale.
SHARKBROWHALEBROI just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.And I helped.And I tried, and failed, to stop you. Ending as you, but as a motherfucking whaaaaaaaale. Know what they do to whales in jail, man? Nothing, cause I'm a whaaaaaaaale.
SHARKWHALESHARKBROWHALEBROI just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.And I helped.And I tried, and failed, to stop you. Ending as you, but as a motherfucking whaaaaaaaale. Know what they do to whales in jail, man? Nothing, cause I'm a whaaaaaaaale.
GIANT FLYING SPACE-CAPABLE ASEXUAL-RPRODUCING METAL DINOSAUR SHARK WHALE!SHARKWHALESHARKBROWHALEBROI just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.And I helped.And I tried, and failed, to stop you. Ending as you, but as a motherfucking whaaaaaaaale. Know what they do to whales in jail, man? Nothing, cause I'm a whaaaaaaaale.
I just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.
Honestly though, which do you prefer?I just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.
Unless you are retroactively deleted.
GIANT FLYING SPACE-CAPABLE ASEXUAL-RPRODUCING METAL DINOSAUR SHARK WHALE!With advanced weaponry and technology, or humans?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Honestly though, which do you prefer?GIANT FLYING SPACE-CAPABLE ASEXUAL-RPRODUCING METAL DINOSAUR SHARK WHALE!With advanced weaponry and technology, or humans?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
What exactly are Time Lords? Far as I can tell they're just humans with time travel that can 'regenerate' by altering time so they have a new body, but the implant that lets them do this only has power for 13 or so body shifts.Honestly though, which do you prefer?GIANT FLYING SPACE-CAPABLE ASEXUAL-RPRODUCING METAL DINOSAUR SHARK WHALE!With advanced weaponry and technology, or humans?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Truthfully, I'd prefer Time Lord.
Do we have to do this in order, or can my first turn be:Yes it can. Why 37?
Stab the Emperor thirty-seven times in the chest.
Do we have to do this in order, or can my first turn be:Yes it can. Why 37?
Stab the Emperor thirty-seven times in the chest.
Oh. Except he wasn't emperor. And only one was fatal.Do we have to do this in order, or can my first turn be:Yes it can. Why 37?
Stab the Emperor thirty-seven times in the chest.
Julius Ceaser
It's a quote from this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y#t=20s).Do we have to do this in order, or can my first turn be:Yes it can. Why 37?
Stab the Emperor thirty-seven times in the chest.
May i apply join in this fine gameYeah its a minimalist RTD. Just say what you want to do. And read the first post.
Am I the only one who plans on killing the Law Empire backwards, and to collect every person I kill's hands?
Kind of too late for that, probably. I'm already stabbing him thirty seven times in the chest. Then harvesting his hands so I can cook and eat them. My tummy has the rumblies, the rumblies only hands can satisfy.Am I the only one who plans on killing the Law Empire backwards, and to collect every person I kill's hands?
What? I was planning to ally with the Grillodons, and crash into the building the emporer was in.
Kind of too late for that, probably.
You'll be negotiating with me then; as the supreme Grillodon Reborn I plan to reunite my species and rise up against the oppressors.Am I the only one who plans on killing the Law Empire backwards, and to collect every person I kill's hands?
What? I was planning to ally with the Grillodons, and crash into the building the emporer was in.
Hence the 'probably'. Doing something as simple as taking down the leader of a 1m+ man organization shouldn't take too long.Kind of too late for that, probably.
Assuming you succeed. This is a roll to dodge.
You'll be negotiating with me then; as the supreme Grillodon Reborn I plan to reunite my species and rise up against the oppressors.
Once I have united my empire I will lend you a strike team to do just that.You'll be negotiating with me then; as the supreme Grillodon Reborn I plan to reunite my species and rise up against the oppressors.
Okay then, do you want to do what I suggested?
Once I have united my empire I will lend you a strike team to do just that.
...What qualifies as war crimes, and are they crimes when committed outside of war?Once I have united my empire I will lend you a strike team to do just that.
As long as you don't harm anyone who would be classified as 'innocents' or commit war crimes, I will support all of your actions.
I don't really get it. Why are you building an empire, when a one will make it as ephemeral as a dead leaf in an autumnal wind? A single determined eco-terrorist will get just as many fives and just as many kills.I have to take revenge against the Chutari for enslaving my people.
...What qualifies as war crimes, and are they crimes when committed outside of war?
Ah, that makes somewhat more sense. Though my point still stands, why not topple the Chitauri and the Empire of Law while acting as a single entity?I don't really get it. Why are you building an empire, when a one will make it as ephemeral as a dead leaf in an autumnal wind? A single determined eco-terrorist will get just as many fives and just as many kills.I have to take revenge against the Chutari for enslaving my people.
That's what I'm doing. My people must also have magic again! It's for ... uh ... sacred traditions and ... stuff.Ah, that makes somewhat more sense. Though my point still stands, why not topple the Chitauri and the Empire of Law while acting as a single entity?I don't really get it. Why are you building an empire, when a one will make it as ephemeral as a dead leaf in an autumnal wind? A single determined eco-terrorist will get just as many fives and just as many kills.I have to take revenge against the Chutari for enslaving my people.
But you aren't, you are trying to generate a Grillodon army/empire to fight against the Chitauri. I'm saying just do it yourself.That's what I'm doing. My people must also have magic again! It's for ... uh ... sacred traditions and ... stuff.Ah, that makes somewhat more sense. Though my point still stands, why not topple the Chitauri and the Empire of Law while acting as a single entity?I don't really get it. Why are you building an empire, when a one will make it as ephemeral as a dead leaf in an autumnal wind? A single determined eco-terrorist will get just as many fives and just as many kills.I have to take revenge against the Chutari for enslaving my people.
Yeah, but I didn't spend all that time creating a race of metal space whale sharks after being sent to the past by GWG for nothing! I want my creation to flourish again!But you aren't, you are trying to generate a Grillodon army/empire to fight against the Chitauri. I'm saying just do it yourself.That's what I'm doing. My people must also have magic again! It's for ... uh ... sacred traditions and ... stuff.Ah, that makes somewhat more sense. Though my point still stands, why not topple the Chitauri and the Empire of Law while acting as a single entity?I don't really get it. Why are you building an empire, when a one will make it as ephemeral as a dead leaf in an autumnal wind? A single determined eco-terrorist will get just as many fives and just as many kills.I have to take revenge against the Chutari for enslaving my people.
It is a minimalist, you do have about the same chances.
It was more like 5 turns.Yeah, but I didn't spend all that time creating a race of metal space whale sharks after being sent to the past by GWG for nothing! I want my creation to flourish again!But you aren't, you are trying to generate a Grillodon army/empire to fight against the Chitauri. I'm saying just do it yourself.That's what I'm doing. My people must also have magic again! It's for ... uh ... sacred traditions and ... stuff.Ah, that makes somewhat more sense. Though my point still stands, why not topple the Chitauri and the Empire of Law while acting as a single entity?I don't really get it. Why are you building an empire, when a one will make it as ephemeral as a dead leaf in an autumnal wind? A single determined eco-terrorist will get just as many fives and just as many kills.I have to take revenge against the Chutari for enslaving my people.
It is a minimalist, you do have about the same chances.
Anyhow, Imma wait for the turn.
Gather more dinosaurs, travel to right before Xantalos messed everything up, sic dinos on Xantalos....No supernatural abilities anymore. We're regular humans now.
Gather more dinosaurs, travel to right before Xantalos messed everything up, sic dinos on Xantalos.read the first post.
...Darn it.Allow me to explain better.
Locate the Doctor. He doesn't use magic!
...So why is this still named ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW?...Darn it.Allow me to explain better.
Locate the Doctor. He doesn't use magic!
You are a rebel who has no memory about the nonexistent time-stream that was ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW I. YOu are rebelling against an evil empire. Maybe I should have locked this and made a separate thread.
Because we are now dodging the law empire....So why is this still named ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW?...Darn it.Allow me to explain better.
Locate the Doctor. He doesn't use magic!
You are a rebel who has no memory about the nonexistent time-stream that was ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW I. YOu are rebelling against an evil empire. Maybe I should have locked this and made a separate thread.
Do we have to do this in order, or can my first turn be:
Stab the Emperor thirty-seven times in the chest.
Go find an outpost of free Grillodons, and try to convince them to help destroy the Empire, unwittingly passing all their tests for seeing who is their creator reborn as I do so.(1) You come across an outpost of Law troopers. "Its a rebel! Get him"
(2) There are no Grillodons where you are.
>Find liberated Grillodons
Locate and hijack a space-worthy vessel.(4) You hijack a cargo ship.
Dice Rolls for you Gm:(6) You spawn with rebel spacefleet
Spawn with Starting Stuffs
Find Other Rebels
Then Find Place to make base
ATTACK EMPEROR WITH LEVEL 99 SPACECASTLETECH: BOMF(1) "Level 99 malfunctioning. selfdestructing station." Respawn?
...Darn it.(1) "My name is Dr. Law, Emperor of the Empire of Law. Feel my wrath, rebel." He kills you with force lightning. Respawn?
Locate the Doctor. He doesn't use magic!
Start dancing because you are still a Cthulhu in someplace else and completely derailing this!(4) YOu start dancing, but you are still human.
Run like the wind!(6) You discover that you can use a mysterious substance called the Velocity. You become a member of the Anarchi Order, the light side of the Velocity, who are enemies of the Law Lords.
*reads last few pages*
Towards the emperor guy!
Everyone knows imperial guardsmen have horrible aim!Lawtroopers now have a permament -1 to shooting.
Bravely run away and find the Grillodons.
Stay in hidden Star System and look if any life on this solar system and earthlike Place to live on(3) Well there looks like there is a moon that is habitable but overrun with
Lure lawtroopers into the cargo bay with promises of candy(6) your cargo bay is packed full of Law troopers desperate for candy causing your ship to be not space-capable anymore. (5) Lawtroopers are gassed (-150 Lawtroopers)
Fill cargo bay with nerve gas
USE GHOSTLY FORM TO POSSESS IMPERIAL OFFICER(4) "higakurgurk" Imperial Officer possessed! Enemy added: 5000 Imperial Officers
>Construct a TARDIS(5) Your Terrific Atomizer Ray Destructing Ion Satellite is ready for action.
(3) You order it from IKEA. Now you just have to build it. then you waste 3 hours on TvTropesBecomeConstruct this mechand equip it with weapons andSpoiler (click to show/hide)kick whatever ass i can find!enter the mech Then kick some ass!
ERROR: 404 FUCK NOT FOUND(2) Then you realize you forgot your dagger
STAB EMPEROR THIRTY SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST
We seem to have a skill for acquiring enemies faster than we kill them. A very adventurer-esque skill, indeed.((Well, you all have only gotten a net gain of 4900 enemies.))
Steal the weapon of one of the Imperial Guards
Stab the emperor thirty-seven times in the chest with it.
Use My Army and Me Kill All Life on moon that want kill us(2 vs. 2) The teddy bears are surprisingly good. Maybe its because they look so cute that many rebels burst into tears when they kill one.
Shootykill the troopers.The troopers are already dead.
Attempt to find the Grillodons once they're all dead.
>search for genetics lab(1) You find a church full of Lawtroopers
Since Evil Empire leaders always create their capitals around their base...(1) It self-destructs. Respawn?
>Fire TARDIS on the capital of the Law Empire.
>Build a Time And Relative Dimension In Space that is encased in a 1960's English police call box that can travel in time and space through use of the Time And Relative Dimension In Space.
>Equip satillite TARDIS to police call box TARDIS.
Sell the organs of the Lawtroopers for money(3) You get a little bit of money
Use the money to buy an impressive space-capable warship
START PLOT TO TAKE OVER EMPIRE VIA COUP(4) You and a couple of other imperial officers begin planning
Hm.(Heinlein!)(4) You find a spaceship that was specially built by the law empire to travel outside the galaxy. It also has a scientist experimenting with traveling through universes. Unfortunatly there are tons of Lawtroopers guarding it.
Locate a technological device which allows transportation between universes, a la The Cat who Walked through Walls. If that's not possible, locate plans for making one and make it. If that's not possible, cry.
Take pistol.Any pistol is darn fine.(1) You find a medic gun that renders you even harder to kill.
Suicide.
Join Crew. Initiate Plan.(1) "you look like a rebel!" Respawn?
(1) "Hey, you look like a rebel!" Respawn?go outside the church and build mech again[b] Discover arts of life and death
Summon undead army of undeath create new order of the Dummies[/b]
A fudge.... go outside of church and build a warship
Summon remains of Anarchi order.(2) That's going to take a lot of work
Engage in final battle with dark-side users.
Also reveal farmboy past in an attempt to gain plot armour..
Play this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBlGyUctjkc) through the ship's loudspeakers.(3) You engage a Law cruiser in battle
Destroy as many imperial ships as possible.
Attract the Grillodon's attention; I know Grillodonese, so I shall try to get it to help me.(2) You are pretty far away.
Respawn next to emperor, with a Singularity Bomb(5) You do...googling singularity bomb...
Detonate.
>Try again.(3) Its a normal bomb
Respawn on the ship. Teleport it to a universe where Hitler was squashed by a time-travelling ship in 1935. Squash Hitler with the ship.(4) You do.
Fire weapons at the enemy vessel.(1) The enemy ship blows up your ship. Respawn?
PLOT HARDER(3) You tell a general your plan. He says he'll think about it.
Choke on medigun.(1) You shoot yourself again.
Get another gun
Suicide.
Try to gather remnants of Anarchi order together.(1) You are thrown out of the order
Persuade GM that if I die the balance of good and evil will be upset etc in another attempt to get plot armour.
PLOT POWERRRRRRRRRRRRR(2) nothing happens (4) The general says he'll join, if he gets to become the new emperor.
STAB. THE EMPEROR. THIRTY-SEVEN TIME. IN THE CHEST.(1) The emperor kills you with velocity lightning. Respawn? (why does the dice really like the empire?)
Respawn as a clone of my former character made just in case something like this happened.(6) Your clone was a Law Lord's apprentice. You are now known as the Lawkiller
Build the Wolincruiser out of spare parts that I find lying around.
respawn.construct a spacewarship(6) You hijack a planet destroyer. Now the empire wants it back (-1 Planet Destroyer)
Respawn on the bridge of the ship. Teleport it to a universe where Hitler was squashed by a time-travelling ship in 1935. Squash Hitler with the ship.(4) You do. (3) The scientist says the machine isn't ready yet, but he'll test it by sending a hamster off.
>Try again(3) You respawn with a normal bomb, again.
Respawn next to emperor with a detonating singularity bomb(3) You take out a few more imperial guards. (-10 Imperial guards)
Build the Wolincruiser out of the lawtroopers and Law Lord. Because MANPOWER is the best power.(5 vs. 6) Sorry it looks like you are going to need to have an epic battle first.
blow up capital with planet destroyer(5) Enemy Capital blown up. (-10,000,000 Law troopers, -1 Law Lord, -1 governor) Unfortunately, they had moved the emperor first. (1 vs. 3) The empire's fleet is hit by debris from the planet.
STAB THE EMPEROR THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST.(1) You spawn in the empty senate room, then the planet blows up.
((I can keep this up as long as it takes.))
YOUR REQUEST IS GRANTED, GENERAL. LEAD THE ARMIES TOWARDS THE CAPITAL.(3) Thankfully you guys were on a different planet as the capital planet blew up. However the general is nervous now, and I just realized that I should have had him be an Admiral. New group created (-100,000 Lawtroopers, -50 Officers, -1 Admiral, -1 super Law Cruiser, -3 Law Cruisers)
THE ALIGNED OFFICERS WILL SPREAD MISINFORMATION IN ORDER TO PREVENT REINFORCEMENTS
Ask him to send the hamster to a universe where a hamster stopped the asteroid from hitting the Earth 65 million years ago.(4) You idiot, everyone knows that those stupid grillodons prevented that asteroid from hitting he earth and accelerated human's evolution by removing the dinosaurs 5 million years earlier.. But okay, sure.
Where am i and Is there any Scum who want kill meYou are still clearing the moon of the kowes.
Do the only thing that I know how: Debate them into submission, and construct the Wolincruiser from them.(6 vs. 5) You debate them with Duel of the Fates in the background. You win.
HIJACK PLANET DESTROYERS IN DARING AND GLORIOUS MONTAGE(2) You prepare to do so, but the film camera breaks. It will be repaired by next turn.
As the test has gone well, teleport to a universe where Hitler was squashed by a time- and dimension-hopping time machine in 1935 and squash Hitler. In 1935.(6) The scientist sends you to that universe. (3) You teleport on top of Hitler. (1) then you and hitler are crushed by a time machine. Respawn?
>Try Again(1) Guess what happened?
>Try Again
>Try Again
>Try Again
STAB THE EMPEROR THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST(3) You stab him once before you are imprisoned with Zanzetkuken.
Locate Emperor and Blow him up!If impossible blow up the fleet!If impossible Summon the arachnids from starship trooper!(3) You kill 10 imperial guards. "This is the weirdest day of my life."
Choke on own dick.(3) uhhh....
Smash dick on the pavement.
Tell god that you hate him and everything he is related to.
Ask satan if he wants to go get lunch.
Find Grillodons. Become leader.(2) The dice disagree.
Find Grillodons. Become leader.
>Detonate backup, goto second action(3) Back up will explode in one turn.
>Keep trying to kill the emperor with a singularity bomb until it works, not stopping for anything!
>If captured, goto first action
Respawn. Same universe, 2035. See how the universe developed with Hitler squashed in 1935.(1) You get stuck between universes. Try again?
ESCAPE(5) You escape.
STAB THE EMPEROR THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST
(6) You find an army of grillodons (1) They think you'll make a great snack. Respawn?Find Grillodons. Become leader.
Respawn. Genetically engineer myself to turn into a Grillodon.(2) It seems the technology isn't available on your home planet
Locate emperor and blow him up(1) He seems to have mysteriously disappeared.
Impress Anarchi by killing the most powerful law lord.(1 vs. 3) The law lord leaves you for dead on a lava planet.
Yes.(6) Apparently since the Holocaust never happened, Anti-Semitism continued to be the in thing. Jewkilling is a sport. Then the scientist sends you back to this universe.
Yes, try again.
Pilot my manmade ship made from men to the nearest empire base.(6) Empire base annihilated. Turns out it was the one with the emperor in it. (-Imperial Guards, -Emperor, -50,000 Lawtroopers, -50 Imperial Officers)
Bomb them with men. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geC2gHZ6m2g)
CUT OFF HIS HANDSYou died from wwolin's attack
COOK THEM AND EAT THEM
DISINTEGRATE HIS CORPSE
What does MLK stand for? Just so you don't roll (3) You become a thing of milkMartin Luther King (Jr.), of course. It's (the celebration of) his birthday today, I figured it would be appropriate.
Go to a science planet(4) You sell yourself into slavery to get a spaceship to a science planet.
Transform into Grillodon.
>Respawn as a (Doctor Who) Time Lord(3) You respawn as a Thyme Lord
>Summon my (Again, Doctor Who) TARDIS
>Go to where GreatWyrmGold is
"EVERY SINGLE(1 vs. 1) "The sun goes around the earth. Moons do not exist!" "You know, i think you might be right about the sun. But There is a moon, uhhh, somewhere."MISSILEMAN HIT THE TARGET!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9rndioYxg4)
Locate the Kowes and debate them into submission as well.
Upgrade the Wolincruiser into the Wolin Star using their bodies.
Be glad I'm not a Jew.(5) You are very glad.
Try to fix the world. Be the MLK of Jews, if MLK was Asian.
Blow every law related thing execpt for my planet destroyer(4 vs. 5) The enemy is better at fighting then you.
Engage in round 2(2 vs. 3) The Law Lord sends you flying away after a fight throwing around
Cleverly escape into space using the Wolincruiser and prove myself right by destroying the moon that the Kowes are located on.(4) "Hey look! Its something distracting" "HUh? Where? Ohh shi(5)-" Boom. Moon annihilated.
Find a hidden planet that the law doesnt know about and make a hidden base with heavy security. make lots of parties(1) you find a hidden system that has a habitable moon. And wwolin just blew it up. A piece of it hits you planet destroyer's bridge. Respawn?
Flip the hell out and kill everyone in my general vicinity before flying over to a Grillodon stronghold and revealing myself as Xantalos reborn.(2 vs. 5-1) The lawtroopers lasers are kind of painful so you (4) fly off. (5) You go through space to a stronghold where you reveal yourself to be Xantalos the great reborn. (6) They believe you make you their chieftain and ask you to fight in a duel of the champions with a neighboring grillodon force.
RESPAWN AS A FLOATING SPEAR(3) You respawn as a floating wooden pole
FIND AND STAB WWOLIN THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST
KILL STEALING MOTHE-
THE REST OF THIS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS MESSAGE WAS LOST IN THE EXPLOSION THAT KILLED ME. I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR HANDS.
WHEN THAT FAILS, WHICH IT WILL,
STAB EACH LAW LORD THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST
Get better chaossaber.(3) It is slightly better
Round 3
>Travel randomly(2) Actually you like where you are.
I don't get why I died I mean I was in a ship plus I even weren't on the planet. I mean yeah my ship would of been damaged but still.Because I happen to use men as ammunition. Live men. Live imperial men.
I don't get why I died I mean I was in a ship plus I even weren't on the planet. I mean yeah my ship would of been damaged but still.
Hey where i was my turnCan you quote it?
Where am i and Is there any Scum who want kill me
Form my own group, called the Debater's Guild.Become member of Debater's Guild. If possible.
Recruit as many skilled debaters and pilots as possible to the group.
Launch a massive debate against all members of the Law Empire, and use their bodies to construct ships for the Debater's Guild.
I don't get why I died I mean I was in a ship plus I even weren't on the planet. I mean yeah my ship would of been damaged but still.A chunk of planet hit you.
That, was the single greatest roll of my career. Fuck.(2 vs. 6) The Law Lord slices you into tiny pieces of pole. You are now a wooden splinter swarm!
STAB SOMETHING... SOMETHING IMPERIAL
Continue to try and start the Jewish Rights Movement.(3) You do, it becomes a regular target for the KKJK (Klu Klux Jew Killers)
You were cleansing the moon of Kowes, the one wwolin just blew up and (3) caused you to float around in space suffocating.Where am i and Is there any Scum who want kill me
Here
Accept. Beat the crap out of whoever I'm fighting while singing 'We Are The Champions'.(5 vs. 4) The other guy begins to sing we will rock you, and is holding his own under your superior fighting skills you discover that are from your past self.
Form my own group, called the Debater's Guild.Done
Recruit as many skilled debaters and pilots as possible to the group.
Launch a massive debate against all members of the Law Empire, and use their bodies to construct ships for the Debater's Guild.
Sure thing. At least the final boss is dead.Form my own group, called the Debater's Guild.Become member of Debater's Guild. If possible.
Recruit as many skilled debaters and pilots as possible to the group.
Launch a massive debate against all members of the Law Empire, and use their bodies to construct ships for the Debater's Guild.
How i'm still alive thenYou are wearing a space suit without an air supply.
How i'm still alive thenYou are wearing a space suit without an air supply.
Start a movement similar to the Black Panthers, but with Jews instead of African-Americans and high-tech weapons borrowed from the Debater's Guild in place of rifles.(4) Movement started, now what?
Continue recruiting. Promise neat T-Shirts to all who join.(6) Lots of people show up and join, but you have to start a Ponzi scheme to get money for T-shirts.
Respawn, construct spaceship,(5) You construct a spaceship the size of a Law cruiser. YOur planet destroyer is still there, its just slightly damaged.
>Travel to a random player who is not near any Law forces(4) You join (5) Xantalos
Complete beatdown to 'Another One Bites The Dust'.(3 vs. 1) You do, but the other guy is just holding on while singing "staying Alive"
(1) You die. Respawn?How i'm still alive thenYou are wearing a space suit without an air supply.
Okay Pray for Ship to find or project lazarus to make live again
Try to stab him again.(5 vs. 2) You manage to disable his life support system.
Counter with 'Mr. Boombastic'. Finish him.
Carry on battling that Law Lord(3 vs. 2) You gain the upper hand
Debate the authorities into ignoring me and my scheme(2) Or you could just hang out in your wolincruiser
While authorities are distracted, construct ships from them for my followers to use.
Respawn as Something,it can From Spoon to Death Star to Human Being(2) You respawn as a fork alien. Its a fork with legs and arms.
Counter with 'Mr. Boombastic'. Finish him.
If sent back in time, explain the situation to me and both of us beat the crap out of Zanzetkuken.
(6 vs. 3) You grab Xantalos and (3) send him back to right before the fight. (4 vs. 5) Suddenly you are on the ground as the other chieftain (present Xantalos) (4) glares at you malevolently.Counter with 'Mr. Boombastic'. Finish him.
>Before that, Grab Xantalos and send him back in time to the beginning of this fight with the unknown person, as the other side.
Now, continue Disantisemitism with less chance of getting killed.(2) You realize you are hungry.
STAB AGAIN(3) You try, but their isn't much a wood swarm can do.
Conveniently be at the time he jumps to
Throw him back through the portal
Commence beatdown.
The one that the herb machine makes in time, obviously.Conveniently be at the time he jumps to
Throw him back through the portal
Commence beatdown.
What portal? I have a Thyme machine.
Shoot every law related thing(2) You'll need a gun first.
>Time jump away!
Conveniently be at the time he jumps to(5 vs. 5) Zanzetkuken Thyme jumps away. Xantalos summons his own Thyme machine and follows.
Throw him back through the portal
Commence beatdown.
Get lunch.(3) You are put in the Jews only seating area of the lunch counter.
BECOME A GOD OF STABBING(5) You do. (2) The Law lord dies like he should've last turn (-1 Law Lord)
(http://www.postavy.cz/foto/belkar-bitterleaf-foto.jpg)
What does fork aliens look like and what can they doThey look like forks, but with arms and legs. Otherwise they are like normal humans.
Wait - more time fuckery!I'm from The future!!
Travel back to when the Law Lords and Emperor were babies and eat them.
I can see myself doing that.Wait - more time fuckery!I'm from The future!!
Travel back to when the Law Lords and Emperor were babies and eat them.
In 6 months ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW LXIV: Loyalty will end when Xantalos creates time shenanigans for the 64th time!
Use my powers of debate to convince Xantalos that eating babies is wrong.Don't make me bring up the story of the baby eaters.
Start stabbing Law cruisers and Super Law Cruisers with a lance of pure hate.(2) You look around and realize you might need a Hypospace engine.
Stabbity-stabbity-stab.
Wait - more time fuckery!(5) dammit derm..I mean Xantalos. Welcome to ROLL TO DODGE III: Out of Thyme. NEW BOSS CREATED: Thyme Law Enforcers (thyme is now an illegal narcotic)
Travel back to when the Law Lords and Emperor were babies and eat them.
Use my powers of debate to convince Xantalos that eating babies is wrong.(5) You become prosecutor at the trial of Xantalos for illegal thyme possession and baby eating.
Okay,Then where i am(3) You're on a desert biome planet orbiting two suns.
Finish lunch. Get back to work.(6) YOu head back to work to find Anti-Semites attacking your work place.
>Change path to avoid Xantalos.(2) YOu manage to appear at his trial.
>Walk out of the courtroom.That the satellite one?
>Buy a version of my character's first TARDIS.
Yes.>Walk out of the courtroom.That the satellite one?
>Buy a version of my character's first TARDIS.
Start stabbing anything alive. Ever. Except me. I am a god.(5) You stab (2,5,2,1,1,4,5,1,5,2) Admiral Sawn, 3000 Imperials, 900 Law Cruisers, 90 Super Law Cruisers, 8 Planet Destroyers and 70000 Rebel Lawtroopers.
Rejoin RTD(6) You are a being of Pure darkness. No light reaches your eyes so you can't see.
Unincarnate from being a Jail, to being a Being of Pure Darkness
Establish my own cult of followers
Debate until the Thyme Law agrees that possession of Thyme wasn't really wrong here.(4 vs. 2) "Oh wait, we forgot that prosecutors can't be arrested while they are doing their duties. Please wait to be arrested when the trial ends in 3 days.
Argue that I shouldn't be arrested for Thyme possession because I just ate everyone in the room.(2 vs. 5) Their collar for you shocks you unconscious when you try
>Walk out of the courtroom.(1) You trip and fall down.
>Buy a version of my character's first TARDIS.
So I'm on Tatooine,Do have any have any weapons(4) You have a blaster. you are actually on the planet Eniootat as this is in no way a Star Wars
Call the cops.(6) You call the cops, who start shooting everything moving
And the Jew Panthers or whatever the Jewish Black Panther analogues are called.
Wait, who is the "they" that pulled a fighting retreat?The anti semites.
That's good.Wait, who is the "they" that pulled a fighting retreat?The anti semites.
Summon alternate universe version of me(6) You summon King Xantalos from the distant past, meaning roll to dodge the law IV will commence soon.
Eat everyone in the room except us
UBER KILL(4) You stab (6,6,1,4,6) 80 Law cruisers before the Lawtroopers, Imperial Officers and the Governors destroy you. Respawn?
Continue stabbing. Stabbing is fun.
I'm able to make City stale on This world(2) that seems like a lot of work to you.
Debate the remaining members of the fallen empire into the debater's guild.(2 vs. 2) Neither of you show up to the debate.
>Try again.(5) You leave the courtroom and go to the satellite shop.
Destroy all who run away from me!!(5 vs. 4) You kill all you find, spotting them through dark radar.
Sniff thyme to lure enforcers in, then kill them.(3) One Thyme cop shows up.
(2) "The first amendment does separate church and state. But Stein v. Beck ruled that this doesn't apply to synagogues"That's good.Wait, who is the "they" that pulled a fighting retreat?The anti semites.
Start lobbying for a bill/amendment that forbids discrimination by religion. (Which really should be covered by the 1st...)
You bet your sweet ass I'm back on that horse.Crunching the numbers, this idea appears to be insane to the third or fourth power, give or take i^crazy.
Respawn as a sixty foot long wolf, twenty tall, fifteen wide. Wielding a forty foot long sword made exclusively of blood diamonds... IN SPACE!
I don't care,I going make City Stale whether I like it or not(2) It appears the dice really don't want you to do so.
Go and eat all the Thyme Chiefs, then kill the Boss Thyme with advanced weaponry.(5 vs. 6) "We know Grillodon warfare too you know"
>Target Xantalos, but do not fire(5) You target Xantalos
>See if I can get permission to destroy him
>If yes, fire on Xantalos.
Get cult(1) The thyme police show up
Try to find, and murder a PC
You bet your sweet ass I'm back on that horse.(5) Sure
Respawn as a sixty foot long wolf, twenty tall, fifteen wide. Wielding a forty foot long sword made exclusively of blood diamonds... IN SPACE!
(4) You take them to court and (1 vs. 4) The court takes out submachine guns and massacres the Jew Panthers after declaring that legal.You bet your sweet ass I'm back on that horse.Crunching the numbers, this idea appears to be insane to the third or fourth power, give or take i^crazy.
Respawn as a sixty foot long wolf, twenty tall, fifteen wide. Wielding a forty foot long sword made exclusively of blood diamonds... IN SPACE!
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Bring in some rabbis, dare the court to say that Judaism doesn't count as a religion. Make sure at least one rabbi is a Jew Panther, and that more Panthers are watching.
REROLL(1) You attempt to start your city state, but get attacked by the forces of Ttuh the Abbaj.
"Of course you do! However, I AM ME!"(5 vs. 6) Thyme Bosses continue to be better fighters.
SHOOP DA WHOOP
Be surprised at update speed. Suspect personal time travel. Check calendar. Get sad.(6) You head to Palestine. Other then having to pay a slightly higher tax, there is little discrimination there.
Read turn.
Remember that this game is not logical.
...
Time for Operation Jews in Space! Gather all Jews into some more accepting nation, start a space program.
Kill Thyme police(1 vs. 2) You try to find them but can't
Make cult out Of survivors
Find GWG, slap him just to spite his authority
REROLL(1) You attempt to start your city state, but get attacked by the forces of Ttuh the Abbaj."Of course you do! However, I AM ME!"(5 vs. 6) Thyme Bosses continue to be better fighters.
SHOOP DA WHOOPBe surprised at update speed. Suspect personal time travel. Check calendar. Get sad.(6) You head to Palestine. Other then having to pay a slightly higher tax, there is little discrimination there.
Read turn.
Remember that this game is not logical.
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Time for Operation Jews in Space! Gather all Jews into some more accepting nation, start a space program.
(5) space program is a success. YOu might be the first man on Mars.Kill Thyme police(1 vs. 2) You try to find them but can't
Make cult out Of survivors
Find GWG, slap him just to spite his authority
(5) You convince 50 of them to join the Dark Cult however.
(1) You attack WGW, who slays you.
Use ghostly possession to possess GWGAvoid getting possessed. Maybe stick by a rabbi.
Persuade brother to join me.(1) "Sorry I have to stop you brother." (2 vs. 5) You kick him to the ground before he has a chance to move.
Sue the GM for bad management practices.The GM uses the Ninja defense.
Non-joke turn: Re-resume slaughter
psst(1) The GM forgets what the deal was and kills you by airlocking you. This gives you a turn to find the relevant quote.
admiral
admiral
there's no emperor
remember the deal
USURP EMPIRE
Wonder what authority javier tried to slap me to spite. Also wonder who WGW is.(6) You launch the space program, literally. Your mission control headquarters along with all your other space stuff is now in space. The other countries decide that launching Jews into space is a great idea too, especially without really expensive space-suits and the like.
Launch space program!
Use ghostly possession to possess GWG(2 vs. 5) GWG shines a flashlight under his bed and you go away.
Continue killing the Thyme guys.(5 vs. 6) Surprise Surprise! The Thyme chiefs continue to have the upper hand.
Convince WGW that his name is actually Wwolin's Goose White, and have him join the debater's guild.(1) His name is now little fluffykins.
>Fire upon Xantalos, again.(5 vs. 4) Xantalos feels a slight pain in the rear.
Who are they and why they attack me(3) They are Musken Raiders, armed with unreliable rifles and sharp sticks. They are attacking you because you look rich
>Annihilate Xantalos!They are me being lazy.
(By the way, where are the NPC actions/NPC statuses?)
PLOT POWERRRRRRRRRRRRR(2) nothing happens (4) The general says he'll join, if he gets to become the new emperor.
Rapidly assimilate spacecraft into HQ, creating a massive and powerful spaceship--the Ark!(3) You begin to combine spacecraft.
Rescue Jews!
Use my sharpened blood diamond sword the size of a greyhound bus to murder everything.(6) You murder everyone. Including yourself
>Annihilate Xantalos!(1 vs. 1) Seeing Onyxjew944 charging towards you, you and Xantalos commit suicide.
(By the way, where are the NPC actions/NPC statuses?)
Become flashlight and vacuum resistant(4) You are flashlight and vacuum resistant.
Possess him again
(5) YOu aren't punished for attacking the GMPLOT POWERRRRRRRRRRRRR(2) nothing happens (4) The general says he'll join, if he gets to become the new emperor.
PUNCH GM IN SNOUT TO RETCON DEATH
CONTINUE USURPING EMPIRE
If look Rich then I must have money and I use Laszer Gun to shoot Their Leader(6) excellant deduction. You own the planet! And they now really want to kill you.
Kill them with underhanded tactics.see zanzetkuken's post. Time cops get murdered
Kill thyme lords with overhanded tic-tacs.(1) The thyme lords spawn and kill you, then get murdered.
Carry on persuading brother(2) You would, but you both got murdered.
Respawn as Hank Hill.Possess Hank hill reincarnation
Note that Grillodons are Charcoal Grillodons! (Because dinosaur propane grills are just silly.)
Summon the Power of Propane!
I just murdered an entire universe... I feel awful... I didn't even use magma, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DWARF AM I?A dwarf who uses the tools he has for the omnicide he desires?
True, but I feel as though I could have done better. Maybe an atomic nuclear-powered railgun the size of a small galaxy made entirely of adamantine designed to fire magma. Wait, scratch that. Elves, kittens, and magma.I just murdered an entire universe... I feel awful... I didn't even use magma, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DWARF AM I?A dwarf who uses the tools he has for the omnicide he desires?
Spawn as a black hole.(2) You are part of the group of heroes, so you are alive.
Enjoy being a black hole.
Respawn as George Foreman(2) Sadly, you have already respawned.
Tame these heretic grills!
Respawn(5) "Certainly you can join me as my chief lieutenant, fellow Xantalos" King Xantalos hands you a sharpened spatula, and you (1) promptly trip and fall on it. Respawn?
Kill all those who would attack my past empire!
Respawn as Hank Hill.(4) You are Hank hill (googling Hank Hill)
Note that Grillodons are Charcoal Grillodons! (Because dinosaur propane grills are just silly.)
Summon the Power of Propane!
Run like the wind!(1) You run towards a grillodon. (5 vs. 5) Nothing happens
((preferably away from the invading army))
We both Dead,(As part-joke) MERGE ONE SOULS EACHS(1) You cause your soul and his to be as far away from each other as possible. (5) His soul smashes through the grillodon army in its goal to get as far away from you as possible.
(1 vs. 2) You are dumped into a can of butane.Respawn as Hank Hill.Possess Hank hill reincarnation
Note that Grillodons are Charcoal Grillodons! (Because dinosaur propane grills are just silly.)
Summon the Power of Propane!
Make him grill using a charcoal grill
Then take over WWolin's soul energies
I just murdered an entire universe... I feel awful... I didn't even use magma, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DWARF AM I?(6) You respawn as a cloud of razor sharp shrapnel and fall towards King Xantalos. (1 vs. 3+1) He welds you to a stick and has a nice new weapon!
Respawn as a cloud of razor sharp shrapnel and kill Xantalos.
>Annihilate Xantalos with a new TARDIS!(1) Your TARDIS got destroyed.
Propane Powers: Activate!(1) You summon more Butane Shermans
YES,I did some Harm when I am Dead,Now is Mage that Keep me in soul stone then put in Machine(5) You become a mage with a soul stone.
Respawn(4) YOu attack a few shermans (3 vs. 3) You destroy 2, but are in pain.
Unleash MAH LAZOR at the heores and the Ronson Co.
Transform into a black hole.(3) You become black. I wonder if you are going to die first?
>Create the Alliance of Grillodon ResistanceCreated, and you (6) convince all of the Grillodon's enslaved dinosaurs to join your cause.
>Get people to joing
Run like the wind! Away from the bad guys this time!(6) You become the wind. Again.
>Transform Dinosaurs into Dragons(6) You transform all dinosaurs into dragons. Half don't like this and form the group Dinosaurs are Cooler then dragons and try to find a way to become dinosaurs again. Most Tyranosaurs stay, maybe because they like having useful front arms.
>Have the all Dinosaurs-that-are-now-dragons attack King Xantalos in groups of 10000.
>Go back in time and retroactively kill King Xantalos.
Wonder what happened to the Butane forces.(they got added as Shermans, but Ronson lost as many Shermans as it gained.)
Become Propaneman: Propane salesman by day, pyrokinetic superhero by night! It's nighttime.
Now use My(1) You wipe out yourself by accident. Respawn?EvilMagic power to see Most powerful and Make Huge Mega Spell Wipe his Army then Make Army of Robot by use my stone soul to Get Soul make This Machine to Work,i'm not evil sorcerer hellbent on power trust me GM.
Possess Hank hill(2 vs. 5) GWG covers you in propane and lights you on fire
force him to grill using charcoal
Rebel! Force him to commit suicide with his own weapon!(4) You gain control over his weapon. (5 vs. 1+1) You begin to beat him into submission!
Take all the TARDIS sattelites that Zan abandoned when he went back in time and kill the dinodragons and him with them. Utilize time travel if necessary.(6) You grab his TARDI satellite and press random buttons. (3) You discover how to get it in geosynchronous orbit. ALSO NINJA"D
Reengineer myself to crap out TARDISes.(5) You can
Get diarrhea
Utilize swarm of TARDISes to kill all enemies of empire.
Realize my cover has been blown.(4) A bunch of grillodons are doused in propane. Now what?
Go into full-time superheroics.
Destroy the foul and inferior Charcoal-Powered Grillodons with the might of pure, clean-burning, PROPANE!
You Idoit,Mega spell just don't need First they resoure they like giant Nuclear bomb but need a lot magic and items,Do you not roll for thingsI rolled a one for that so it only killed you. If it was a 6 it would have wiped everyone out and we'd have gone into ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V
Steal Zanetsuken's thyme machine and make it into a hot-tub(2) You see Hot Tub Time Machine instead
Make a movie about it
Possess Hank Hill againYou are on fire (5) You put the fire out. (4) A spark hits the propane and lights it on fire wiping out half of the grillodon grunts. (3 vs. 6) GWG douses you in propane.
Force him to make friends with the Grillodons!
>Get back the controls of the TARDI satellite.(6) You take back the TARDI satellite so epicly that everyone notices the satellite.
>Go back in time and use the TARDI satellite to retroactively kill King Xantalos before he invades.
>Go to the 'present' day.
>Give satellite to the dinosaurs in exchange for a permanent alliance.
Blow away everyone using wind powers(2) Or you could have a nice breeze.
Eat GwG's soulBeat up javierpwn's soul, make him a new body. Made of a propane grill!
And take his body as my own!
Grillodons can run on propane too.Eat GwG's soulBeat up javierpwn's soul, make him a new body. Made of a propane grill!
And take his body as my own!
Note that Grillodons are Charcoal Grillodons! (Because dinosaur propane grills are just silly.)...
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Evidently not.Note that Grillodons are Charcoal Grillodons! (Because dinosaur propane grills are just silly.)...
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(5) Yes they are.
Summon Supergrill and Bathgrill(5) You summon supergrill and bathgrill, who surprisingly don't fight the Avenger grillodons.
Engage in epic fight with enemies of empire
Win
Make Grillodons gigantic again, and able to run on any fuel source
>Get back the controls of a TARDI satellite.You mean the one that got destroyed last turn?
>Go back in time and use the TARDI satellite to retroactively kill King Xantalos before he invades.
>Go to the 'present' day.
>Give satellite to the dinosaurs in exchange for a permanent alliance.
Nah. WIND POWAHS!(2) "Looks like clear skies and no wind for the next hour" you hear the weather channel say.
Form the Justice League of Bay12 (JLB) and locate other odd heroes to let them join. Let any players who want to join as well.Formed. (1) Supergrill kills you with his laser eyes so it dissolves. Respawn?
(And think, I'm more of a Marvel-ous guy.)
Eat GwG's soul(2 vs. 6) You get doused in propane and lit on fire. Again.
And take his body as my own!
After my triumphant victory, become blessed by the almighty god Grill for my bravery.(3+1 vs. 3) You continue to battle the dinosaur, getting the upper hand. (4) Grill gives you another +1 battle bonus
>Fight against the Grillodons.(4 vs. 2) You kill some grunts and a tank.
>Kill King Xantalos in anduelultimate showdown.
Make a body for javierpwn.(5) You make a nice body for javierpwn to inhabit. (6) It sets everything around it on fire. Including him, a few grillodons, and you. Respawn?
Let him inhabit it.
How nice of me.
Become head of Ronson corp. do this by accidentally blowing anybody who opposes me off a cliff.(2) There is one challenger. (1 vs. 3) He accidentally knocks you off a cliff right before you were going to knock him off.
How dead is am iYou respawn
>Try Again!(1 vs. 3+1) King Xantalos only slices you legs off.
Inhabit the body with my flaming Soul-Self(2) You don't
Hah! I was already dead!Since he didn't, you wait.
Wait for Javier to enter his body, then possess him. See how he likes it!
I'm the wind. Fly up, push other challenger off cliff, become head of Ronson corp.(5 vs. 3) He is knocked off the cliff. (5) You are head of Ronson Corporation.
Ultimate beatdown of T-Rex dragon!(4 vs. 3) You continue to have the upper hand.
Get Supergrill and Batgrill listed in the Grillodon army.
Summon The Old Spice Grill, Bruce Grillis, Grillvester Stallone and Grillford Brimley to help me in battle.
Kick it.Kick what?
I say to myself "Mega spell just kill me,So Let's just Magitek robot to made,Now do i have souls to make robot with,Oh wise one"(3) You make a normal robot butler
Wait for Javier to enter his body, then possess him. See how he likes it!
Soul punch GWG, and eat his Soul Arm
Then inhabit my body
Soul punch GWG, and eat his Soul Arm(1 vs. 5) GWG beats you up then smashes your soul to pieces. Respawn?
Then inhabit my body
Wait for Javier to enter his body, then possess him. See how he likes it!
Guess what! You wait.Wait for Javier to enter his body, then possess him. See how he likes it!
Speak to Robot,See If he Sane or Crazy(4) "hello sir, how may i better serve you?" the robot says in a British accent. Seems sane.
Kick it.(3) You kick a nearby wall. It hurts, slightly.
Implying I just kick something. I was hoping you would just roll for it and something to the effect of:
(1) You kick something, alright. It turns out to be a hellhound. A very angry hellhound. A hungry hellhound. Respawn?
Finish him!(2 vs. 1) You stand there and watch as he trips and smashes into the ground and dies.
Become the Sun(3) you become a son.
>Try until it works!(2 vs. 2+1) King Xantalos slices your hand off too.
Rename corp. TopHat corporation.done.
Examine assets
Reform soul fragments(2) You really need to respawn.
Eat his soul arm
Possess that shiny body
I say we randomly determine which player is the villain!(4) Okay I'll do that.
Upgrade Shermans into Sherman Fireflies.
Attack random other group.
Ask Robot,Is there research that need get done to space travel,(2) The robot powers down for recharge, it looks like you need to find a charger for it.
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-(4+1) In a rage you charge at the Alliance against Grillodon resistance. (1+1 vs. 6) They kill you. Respawn?
RAGEATTACK! KILL EVERY ENEMY OF THE GRILLODON EMPIRE IN A RAGE AND TGEN ASSUME THE THRONE AS KING XANTALOS 1.5
Aid Xantalos's action.(5) You will be excluded from the random generator.
Try not to the the new villain.
>Detonate a reality bomb to get a new universe.But you can't get a reality bomb, i can give you a (2) pencil though.
I volunteer for tribute.(2) No you don't
In other news,
Begin army of one foot tall clockwork spiders. Millions of them. IN SPACE!
Also a couple super cruisers made of orphaned dragon meat would be nice.
Also thanks to Wwolin, Xantalos, and GWG who nominated this form for Hall of Fame. If someone else feels so inclined (hint, hint) it would get in!You're welcome. On the subject of YAFB, mind doing me a favor with nomination...?
The doctor who wiki: http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Who_WikiNo.
Would this be YAFB or YASFB?Also thanks to Wwolin, Xantalos, and GWG who nominated this form for Hall of Fame. If someone else feels so inclined (hint, hint) it would get in!You're welcome. On the subject of YAFB, mind doing me a favor with nomination...?
Ahem.
Become a Time Lord. Engage Sonic Screwdriver, TARDIS, and limited knowledge of Dr. Who to summon Drs. What, When, Where, and Why. And Who, because why not.
Conquer a random system of planets.(6) The Inhabitants appeal to the Grillodons for help.
Set up manufacturing base in aforementioned planets.
Begin building halftracks
Gain great magic powers(2) There is a magic dampener up that needs to be destroyed first that covers the whole galaxy.
Respawn as digital Grillodon(5) You are a Grillodon A.I.
Delete sys32 on all the Daleks
Become a Time Lord. Engage Sonic Screwdriver, TARDIS, and limited knowledge of Dr. Who to summon Drs. What, When, Where, and Why. And Who, because why not.(4) You become a Time Lord. You get a (3)regular screwdriver, a (6) Working TARDIS, complete with personality. You also (2) fail to summon any more doctors because you are the only Time Lord.
The doctor who wiki: http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Who_Wiki(2) Nope, sorry.
>Construct a transformer.
>Utilize to transform all life into Daleks.
Now lets try... Cyberpunk Ninjas on Tron Cycles. IN SPACE! Also throw the single spider at Zanzetkuken The Great. Hoping I built a self-destruct mechanism triggered on impact.(5) You get the ninjas. You then throw the spider at Zanzetkuken, (2 vs. 6) but it he sends it flying back at you. (6) The resulting explosion kills you and many of your ninjas. respawn?
((AAAAAAAAAHM BAAAAAAAAAAACK!))(3) You smell the flowers before a dalek charges you crying "EXTERMINATE!!!"
Stand around and smell the flowers.
"Damn you and you flower hating ways!"(5 vs. 1) "you could say that dalek got" puts on sunglasses "EXTERMINATED!"
Destroy the dalek with a super concentrated burst of UV light.
Wonder where I am. (I'm not in the character list.)you are somewhere in the universe, specifically the Olive Empire.
Install stairs across the universe.
Build myself a giant Grillodon robot body(4) grillodon body built.
Crown myself King Xantalos 1.75
Throw the magic dampener at TopHat's planet
Send 3000 Sherman Fireflys to engage the Grillodon tanks.(3 vs. 4) you cause them to lose 224 tanks, but they wipe out about 750 of your Shermans.
Commission a pencil statue to be made. Place it in the locals' dining room, to give happy thoughts.
Oh, yeah, and produce some halftracks..
Is was Useless,Make Robot Army,Find ship to send robot to Defeat Some space pirate and if beat it and find spaceship,Loot the Ship(4) Robot army is created
>Fuse all of my Player Character opponents into a single being, possessing all of the parts of the enemy PCs.(6) You fuse all your opponents (except tophat's corporation and the grillodons) into one huge being that really hates your guts. That might have been a bad idea. (3 vs. 1) 1999900 daleks are killed.
Summon the gestalt of Sauron, Cruella de Ville, and Optimus Prime to be the general of my great armies.All your armies have been fused together, but you summon (5) all three. (5) You also a bunch of albino cheese hunks with spikes.
Summon albino cheese skunks with steel pikes covering eighty percent of their bodies.
((I just called upon the might of Rule Thirty-Four to grant me a warlord. This can only end well.))
Now Start army of immortals of
20000 Robot
600 Spy-Bot
1 Crazyed Mage and Tech Priest aka that me
Now Start army of immortals of
20000 Robot
600 Spy-Bot
1 Crazyed Mage and Tech Priest aka that me
>Order the daleks to kill the monstrosity(1 vs. 6) Your daleks get annihilated by the best. Uh-oh.
Bring my gestalt back.(4) i have no idea what that is but sure.
Colonize planet with pike-skunks.
Summon Ewoks on said planet.
Murder daleks.
Merge with the flowers that I was smelling to become some disturbing plant-human hybrid.(1) The flowers eat you. Respawn?
Grow a garden of sentient flowers to fight the daleks.
Determine what part of the body of the horrible amalgamation I am.(2) Your it's armpit. What sonic screwdriver?
Use Sonic Screwdriver to enhance attack as I attack the Daleks!
(Hope the GM doesn't remember the SS wasn't there...)
Effortlessly trounce contenders due to robot body(5+1 vs. 2) You win the tournament and become King Xantalos II
Once crowned, use supreme tactical skills to crush my enemies without losing a single soldier.
Create myself a body from Living Pus(5) You become living pus.
Infect EVERYTHING
Build some more half-tracks and train some mobile infantry.(2) You get more pencils
Summon Heinz Guderian and Erich von Manstein for tactical advice.
BLITZKRIEG! (the Grillodons)
Lose interest in roll to dodge because its not what it used to be.I'm sorry. Anything I can do to help?
Now Start army of immortals of(4) You get them
20000 Robot
600 Spy-Bot
1 Crazyed Mage and Tech Priest aka that me
Respawn as an entity of misspellings.Keep their grill aspects and I approve.
Replace Grillodons with Gryllodons, which are enormous space whales that bear a striking resemblance to Bear Grylls.
Destroy the magic dampener with the power of Grill(1) The power of grill destroys you. Respawn?
Create a private dimension for Grillodons to love in peace for all eternity in - call it Grillvean.
Generate Time Lord Stench.(4) okay
...
Accelerate transition to RTDTLVI.
>Have the next enemy be the monstrosity.(3) It is, but using randomly generated names and minions. It is the evil Rothanglath. It summons Ancient Gibbering Immolators and the Cats Of Cath to be its minions
Gestalt: Theoretical love-child.Okay. The daleks got annihilated by zanzetkuken's bad roll.
Meaning, the gestalt from two turns back was the spawn of Optimus Prime, Sauron, and Cruella de Ville. Google them, and imagine the child.
Respawn.
Gain control of Wookies.
MurderdaleksGrillodons.
Edit: For a second I thought we were fighting daleks for some reason.
I the Great Tech Priest/Mage called Machine god to SMITE dalek and My Spy-bot to Check other Army/Government around me(3) The machine god tells you the daleks got destroyed last turn. He points you and Rothanglath the monster and says you an fight him instead. (2) Your spybot malfunctions. (4) bYou get robotic eyes and machine arms.
EDIT:Also I have Nice Robe and Machine arms and Glow Robotic Eyes
Respawn as an entity of misspellings.(6) YOur naow a entitty ofh mysspeslings
Replace Grillodons with Gryllodons, which are enormous space whales that bear a striking resemblance to Bear Grylls.
Have Patton crush rebels.(3 vs. 6) Patton kills some of them but is killed.
Meanwhile give free pencils to the people who do good work at the factory.
Make Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,
No i wasn't becaus,Does it say that,No why i be fusedMake Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,
You do realize you were fused into it, right?,Oh i'm Idiot,I Misread it,i'm sorry nosaneinme.
For now I am assuming all PCs respawned except GWGMake Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,
You do realize you were fused into it, right?
No i wasn't becaus,Does it say that,No why i be fusedMake Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,
You do realize you were fused into it, right?,Oh i'm Idiot,I Misread it,i'm sorry nosaneinme.
>Fuse all of my Player Character opponents into a single being, possessing all of the parts of the enemy PCs.(6) You fuse all your opponents (except tophat's corporation and the grillodons) into one huge being that really hates your guts. That might have been a bad idea.
For now I am assuming all PCs respawned except GWGMake Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,
You do realize you were fused into it, right?
Why didn't I respawn?For now I am assuming all PCs respawned except GWGMake Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,You do realize you were fused into it, right?
Create machine to automatically force all my sentences to end in '... IN SPACE!'.[/b]IN SPACE!
(Wait, didn't I have all the players who weren't me fused into that monster? Uh-oh.)(2) You can't find one.
>Find an Anti-matter bomb
>Throw it at Rothanglath
Accelerate the game to a state where I am not anything's armpit.(4 vs. 2+1) Rothangloth moves you so that you're his elbow. Then you are infected and die. Respawn?
Respawn as King Xantalos III The Galaxy Sized.(2) You respawn as a pencil.
Eat the magic suppressor.
Theme song:(Something Holy sounding and Yet Chilling)(2) Your robots are warbots
My Army March on and Robot build more robot,THE ENDLESS WAR HAS STARTED.
Make Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,NO ONE DESTROY ROBOTS OF HOLY MESSIAH OF THE MACHINE GOD,ALL HAIL HIM,MAKE CRY OF THY CRY OF THY's ENEMIES.
(So in this universe,Mage Started cult of Mechanicus,Also Also Mage is Ommisolin,Think himself is Son or Messiah of Machine god)
MoAr Myspellingz!(2) Stilll naaope
Turn Grillodons into Grillodogs.
Summon some other great tank commander (Wittmann?)(4) You summon Erwin Rommel
Start mass drive to get the people to sign up to fight the rebels.
Build some Tiger IIs
Infect GWG, and everyone else(6 vs. 1) Rothanglath is infected and dies. nice one.
Create factories on planet.(1) The wookies blow up the factory. Respawn?
Continue trying to civilize wookies.
Summon subservient sentient nuclear missiles... IN SPACE!
Create machine to automatically force all my sentences to end in '... IN SPACE!'.
>Try again!Rothanglath is dead.
>Respawn.
>Try again!
>Respawn.
>Try again!
>Try again!Rothanglath is dead.
>Respawn.
>Try again!
>Respawn.
>Try again!
Unknowingly sharpen Xantalos Pencil and use it do draw up battle plans for defeating the leaderless Grillodons.
Sabotage TopHat plan; write plans to defeat Marty the Zebra instead/b]Tophat initiated attack so he is first:
>Try again!(1) It only blows you up.
>Respawn.
>Try again!
>Respawn.
>Try again!
This Cultist of Mars need More Robots for Army,Research Technology to Better robots and Make Ally with Tophat Inc so they can be in within my Crusade,See if my spy-bot are bugy if not,improvement therm.For Glory of The Machine god(2) You need to build a library to be able to research Tech.
Also what do Me and my robot look like
Edit this my guy will look like (http://www.40konline.com/avatarsul/avatar_42122.png),Robot look Wirely Thin but Strong looking,Spy boy look small fly robot kind look eye balls also run Life Energy
Whatever you imagine.... it is an minimalist RTD after all!(6) You infect all living things.. Including yourself. You die
Start infecting a random PC
Unknowingly sharpen Xantalos Pencil and use it do draw up battle plans for defeating the leaderless Grillodons.(3) Your army installs Marty the Zebra as head of the grillodon army, but the grillodons try to kill him.
Have army carry out said plans.
Build a few MAUSes.
Murder all Wookies.(2) You try, but you die of a disease, along with the wookies.
Even the younglings.
i Can't Die From Disease i more Machine than man
"Every living thing dies,including you"And yet it says at the end of the turn that the TopHat corp. and I are still there.
Kinda states that you die.......
"Every living thing dies,including you"And yet it says at the end of the turn that the TopHat corp. and I are still there.
Kinda states that you die.......
See why I'm confused?
I think everything that survived were vehicles...Exactly. Notice that the militia got removed.
I'm not sure though....
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
Create a black hole in Vladimir Putin's chest.
Nominate javierpwn as new boss.(6) You create an antibiotic that stops the disease. You slave over it so much, that you get hit by the LAW. Respawn?
Respawn.
Develop antibiotics.
Grant myself immunity from the LAW as I'm a foreign diplomat(4) Putin agrees not to kill you, then offers you the post of germ warfare expert.
Become cotton candy monster
Reveal myself to be a team-up of Christopher Lee, Merlin, and the Old Spice Guy.(1) you are a team up of Christopher reeve after his injury, Merlin software, and The young bland chick.
Epic fight with Vladimir Putin, aka Dracula.
Ah.(5) You do. Nosaneinme says "I'm Ommision the Techanius,My Will is Strong,My logic Is flawless,Now you have my Blade on to your throat,For Justice must be severe" to you.
Cops are coming?
Run like the wind!
Roll to be resurrection,You show tophat, by falling into Vladimir Putin's fist. Respawn?
Then Show Tophat,I'm not Force that to Mess with.
Say"I'm Ommision the Techanius,My Will is Strong,My logic Is flawless,Now you have my Blade on to your throat,For Justice must be severe" to him
(3+1) You do. (6) Vladimir Putin says "In Soviet Russia, black hole get sucked in YOU!" You just made him stronger.THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
Create a black hole in Vladimir Putin's chest.
Aid action.
Reveal myself to be a team-up of Christopher Lee, Merlin, and the Old Spice Guy.Equip ourselves with LAW.
Epic fight with Vladimir Putin, aka Dracula.
Use LAW toReveal myself to be a team-up of Christopher Lee, Merlin, and the Old Spice Guy.
Epic fight with Vladimir Putin, aka Dracula.
(6) You replicate the LAW with infinite ammo 4 times. Putin takes the 4th one. You all get an envelope.Reveal myself to be a team-up of Christopher Lee, Merlin, and the Old Spice Guy.Equip ourselves with LAW.
Epic fight with Vladimir Putin, aka Dracula.
Respawn.(5) You send javierpwn a vaccine. He is cured of the disease. You get an envelope.
Spread vaccines to javierpwn.
>Use Planar Cleansing(3) You defeat the guy you were playing Magic against. You get an envelope.Spoiler: image (click to show/hide)
Get back to TopHat Corp. HQ and reassume control.Resuming control you (5) Kill half of them. You get an envelope.
Send tanks to attack the Russian Rozzers.
Ignore death,then My Machine arm with Saw to Sice him Open(1) Death forcefully drags you away, destroying your army when you refuse. Respawn?
then Say"Don't Interrupt me or you be Miss Limb or Two"
Repeat with a white hole.(3) You make a hole in the ground. You get an envelope.
That does exist, and it is even more awesome.
Get Hazard suit(3) you get the suit of Hazard from X-men. (disambiguation on wikipedia has become really useful for 3s)
Give everyoone anthrax
Force everyone else to open envelopes using persuasion skills!(6) Everyone opens their envelopes wearing hazmat suits.
Become immune to anthrax
Evolve disease into Ebola(3) you make it so Javier is no longer resistant to it. (6) You put anthrax in a pokeball but touch it and die. Respawn?
Catch in Pokeball
Have it battle Javier while we shoot Vladimir with our LAWs.
No!(3) You send vaccines to all the PCs
Spread vaccines to everyone, which immunize against the disease javierpwn is/spreads.
Return envelope to sender.
Respawn as one Last remain robot of my once army(1) You respawn as a dead robot.
Robot think"Master is Dead,Should i Comply to Free Will"
It's been far too long, denizens of RTDTL. I, Sir Wwolin, boy wonder, king of hell, mayor of Wolinville, leader of the Debater's Guild, death of being crushed by rubble, and countless more titles, have returned to perform miracles!(2) No.
Allow my body to become unstable under the weight of my countless titles
Use instability to replace the water in everyone's bodies with wine
>Become spy.(6) Vladimir Putin makes you head of the KGB. You have already opened it.
>Give envelope to Putin after saying it is something important that requires his immediate attention.
Have a few Flammenwerferpanzers burn the envelope.(2) What flammenwurferpanzers?
Build a working, 2:1 scale replica of DORA.
Also send tanks to carry on attacking the Russians.
Attempt to set Putin on fire.(3) You throw a match at him. He stomps it out.
Give everyone SUPERAIDSDisregard earlier action.
respawn as the League of Incredible Gentlemen.(6) You are. i can't think of an overshoot.
Duel Vladimir to thr death.
"It didn't work? I must need more titles then."(6) You are the most amazing greatest person who gets squeshed by all his titles. Respawn?
Acquire additional titles
Get the oldest, hardest, moldiest piece of bread in existence, and use miracles to create thousands of these lethal throwing weapons.
(3) You develop a regular immune system.Give everyone SUPERAIDSDisregard earlier action.
Give everyone SUPERIMMUNE SYSTEM!
I'm almost hoping for a one.
Damn it.(5) javierpwn gets a note from "Ann Thrax" his secret admirer. Javier pockets it.
Get my action processed first this turn.
Do PM Thing.
Assassinate Putin using connections that will not lead back to me.(2) The guy you ask assumes you are joking when you ask him to have someone assassinate putin.
Give everyone SUPERAIDSYou get arrested by the CDC. (4) No one gets SuperAIDS.
Build a bunch of random tanks.You'll have to battle the CDC to do that.
Have the flamethrower tanks burn down the Dora the Explorer model.
Have the rest of my forces attack Putin.
being the head of a big corporation, bribe the CDC guys into leaving me alone.(4) The CDC guys leave you alone.
Or just send my tanks to attack them.
Then fortify my planet.,
>Hire the CDC to kill Putin(4) They accept
Being the ball of pure thought I am, I choose not to confine myself to any one form.(3) you slip past the CDC cops, but they spot you and chase you, making hard for you to get a system.
Slip past the CDC blockade and acquire a small star system through political blackmail and sheer force when available.
So much for hoping for subtlety.(2) Nope, sorry.
Get internet access.
Equip monocled to gain +1 bonus from style(1) everything becomes really blurry, you need glasses! -1 bonus.
Kill Putin
Be revived through a miracle(6) Jesus revives you, tells you that turning water into wine is trademarked by him, quotes scripture at you, and then leaves.
Turn the oceans into wine
Give SuperAIDS the ability to get past hazmat suits, except mine....(2) Nope
Infect CDC employees
It's not that I don't like you, more like you tried to possess my body....
I think the horror that is JBG has infected me with his disposition towards you.
(Also, it isn't fair you should get the Internet while we try to escape!)
A minor cosmic horror.It's not that I don't like you, more like you tried to possess my body....
I think the horror that is JBG has infected me with his disposition towards you.
(Also, it isn't fair you should get the Internet while we try to escape!)
JBG?
Jbg97, another member with insane tendencies. Sort of a foil to me.It's not that I don't like you, more like you tried to possess my body....JBG?
I think the horror that is JBG has infected me with his disposition towards you.
(Also, it isn't fair you should get the Internet while we try to escape!)
I gave him the job until I can be assed to do it again.Jbg97, another member with insane tendencies. Sort of a foil to me.It's not that I don't like you, more like you tried to possess my body....JBG?
I think the horror that is JBG has infected me with his disposition towards you.
(Also, it isn't fair you should get the Internet while we try to escape!)
Replace a random vital organ of every CDC employee, even those not involved in harassing my sortie, with a small cube of pure Nicholas Cage.Aid action (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ncage/hnbmfljfohghaepamnfokgggaejlmfol)
AID ACTIONReplace a random vital organ of every CDC employee, even those not involved in harassing my sortie, with a small cube of pure Nicholas Cage.Aid action (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ncage/hnbmfljfohghaepamnfokgggaejlmfol)
IMPEDE ACTIONAID ACTIONReplace a random vital organ of every CDC employee, even those not involved in harassing my sortie, with a small cube of pure Nicholas Cage.Aid action (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ncage/hnbmfljfohghaepamnfokgggaejlmfol)
IMPEDE THE IMPEDEIMPEDE ACTIONAID ACTIONReplace a random vital organ of every CDC employee, even those not involved in harassing my sortie, with a small cube of pure Nicholas Cage.Aid action (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ncage/hnbmfljfohghaepamnfokgggaejlmfol)
IMPEDE THE IMPEDEIMPEDE ACTIONAID ACTIONReplace a random vital organ of every CDC employee, even those not involved in harassing my sortie, with a small cube of pure Nicholas Cage.Aid action (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ncage/hnbmfljfohghaepamnfokgggaejlmfol)
Replace a random vital organ of every CDC employee, even those not involved in harassing my sortie, with a small cube of pure Nicholas Cage.Impede action.
Aid impediment.Replace a random vital organ of every CDC employee, even those not involved in harassing my sortie, with a small cube of pure Nicholas Cage.Impede action.
Am ghost(5) Yes you are a ghost. (1 vs. 6+1) Putin vacuums you up, and throws you into the sun. Respawn?
Possess Putin
Build a bunch of jeeps.(5) you build a 1000 jeeps. (6) The jeeps insult Putin's accomplishments. Putin responds by listing all his accomplishments.
Have the jeeps bait Putin into attacking, and being crushed between the hammer of my armour and the anvil of the fortress.
Hack the universe to cause my brain to get internet access.(4) The CDC shows up with laptops for those that are bored. You take one, it has internet.
Give superAIDS to GWG....(2) You realize AIDS is an STD. Still want to do that?
IMPEDE THE IMPEDEIMPEDE ACTIONAID ACTIONReplace a random vital organ of every CDC employee, even those not involved in harassing my sortie, with a small cube of pure Nicholas Cage.Aid action (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ncage/hnbmfljfohghaepamnfokgggaejlmfol)
IMPEDE IMPEDED IMPEDIMENT IN AN AIDING FASHION
(3+2-3) With two aids (Xantalos, wwolin) and three impedes (Lord Slowpoke, zanzetkuken, GWG) and a 3 rolled, this action fails.Replace a random vital organ of every CDC employee, even those not involved in harassing my sortie, with a small cube of pure Nicholas Cage.Impede action.
Why are you killing me?YOU IMPEDE NICOLAS CAGE GRAAAAH
Respawn as pure Cage Rage
Killinate LordSlowpoke, Zanzetkuken, and GWG.
Next enemy; Nicolas Cage
Offer GWG some safe refuge in my fortified planet.Why, thank you!
Your welcome.Offer GWG some safe refuge in my fortified planet.Why, thank you!
Knock out GWG(2 vs. 2) You fail to knock him out.
Get him on an IV, with my blood;but superAIDS is mixed in
Do blood transplant
Take a kidney
Order a bunch of fortification stuff using javierpwn's credit card. Yes, when pressed I play dirty.(1) you get knocked out when you try to steal his credit card.
Fortify my room against javier's attack.
Respawn as pure Cage Rage(4) Okay
Killinate LordSlowpoke, Zanzetkuken, and GWG.
Next enemy; Nicolas Cage
>Have the next enemy be Chuck Norris(2) nope
>Run away at the speed of light
(http://www-images.theonering.org/torwp/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Nicholas_Cage.jpg)(3) you turn one into him.
Nicholas Cage is disappoint.
Turn the every potato chip in the multiverse into Nicholas Cage.
You died, but before you (6) slurp all over Xantalos, calming his rage.Respawn as pure Cage Rage
Killinate LordSlowpoke, Zanzetkuken, and GWG.
Next enemy; Nicolas Cage
COUNTER WITH TENDER, TAMING SNOUTLICKING
Build more jeeps.(3) you build 1
Give the tankers who thought of that plan medals.
Offer GWG some safe refuge in my fortified planet.
Point out that as javier's action states he failed to knock me out, I am not knocked out.
Steal his credit card and use it to order a starship for getting to and from TopHat's planet.
You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you outAnd yet you failed to knock me out.
Originally yes, then you rolled 1 when you tied to steal his credit card.You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you outAnd yet you failed to knock me out.
Just roll to see if my insane logic works. It actually has a logical basis, Word of God be darned!Originally yes, then you rolled 1 when you tied to steal his credit card.You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you outAnd yet you failed to knock me out.
Just roll to see if my insane logic works. It actually has a logical basis, Word of God be darned!Originally yes, then you rolled 1 when you tied to steal his credit card.You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you outAnd yet you failed to knock me out.
Welcome to the Internet.Just roll to see if my insane logic works. It actually has a logical basis, Word of God be darned!Originally yes, then you rolled 1 when you tied to steal his credit card.You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you outAnd yet you failed to knock me out.
well that took you long enough
welcome to the world of minimalist rtd, i'd offer you a hat but that's too detailed for this game
...No.well that took you long enoughJust roll to see if my insane logic works. It actually has a logical basis, Word of God be darned!Originally yes, then you rolled 1 when you tied to steal his credit card.You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you outAnd yet you failed to knock me out.
welcome to the world of minimalist rtd, i'd offer you a hat but that's too detailed for this game
beautifulWelcome to the Internet.Just roll to see if my insane logic works. It actually has a logical basis, Word of God be darned!Originally yes, then you rolled 1 when you tied to steal his credit card.You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you outAnd yet you failed to knock me out.
well that took you long enough
welcome to the world of minimalist rtd, i'd offer you a hat but that's too detailed for this gameSpoiler (click to show/hide)
No! No NOT THE BEES!(6) You respawn as a man made completely out of shaking sticks. Needless to say you feel funny.
RESPAWN AS SHOOK STICKMAN
EAT BEES
Point out that as javier's action states he failed to knock me out, I am not knocked out.(3) Point noted, moving on, you are still unconscious.
Steal his credit card and use it to order a starship for getting to and from TopHat's planet.
You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you out(2) sorry, you don't have psychic powers
Retrieve GWG's unconscious body from the other planet using my mind
Give him my blood diffused with SuperAIDS
Take a kidney or two
Have the 'tactical expert' tankers plan an invasion of a nearby planet.(1) Your tactical experts eat all of your pizza while arguing over...well it started over a discussion of which planet to invade, but ended in an argument over whether Duke or UNC is better.
(3) You drop it off by his body and hope he'll pay you later.Point out that as javier's action states he failed to knock me out, I am not knocked out.
Steal his credit card and use it to order a starship for getting to and from TopHat's planet.
SELL GWG AN ACME-BRAND SPACESHIP
Acquire my star system.(3) You acquire a moon.
"Make Sense? What fun is there in making sense?" Nega-me(4) Okay.
Spawn as Master OF all Chaos
Warp Reality into My Playground
>Ram bees as a photon at the speed of light.(2 vs. 4) The bees ram you at the peed of light
Turn the moon into a planet-destroying space station.
That's no moon...
This is why we can't have nice things.Turn the moon into a planet-destroying space station.
That's no moon...
THROW SPACE STATION INTO MICROWAVE
PRODUCE BURGER
...that's a gourmand!
you should feel ashamed of yourself if you get the reference, to be honest
I can't pay for that on my own!(4) You get up and (1) are killed by javierpwn. Respawn?
Wake up. Steal javierpwn's credit card. Use it to order a starship for getting to and from TopHat's planet. Wonder why I'm doing this.
DING DONG THE BEES ARE DEAD(1) YOURRA BITTEN BY A BAT AND DIE. NOT A VAMPIRE.
IMMA VAMPIRE
SUCK RANDOM PEOPLE's BLOOD
IF FAIL INSTRUCT SECRETARY ON ALPHABET
Summon a tactical genius. Preferably Guderian.(3) You summon Einstein. He tells he isn't that type of genius, but he (4-1) tells you to invade planet Xara.
Have them plan invasion of nearby planet(s).
Build some Tank Destroyers. Jagdpanthers?
Turn the moon into a planet-destroying space station.(6) You turn it into the Death Star. Then you get lost in it.
That's no moon...
(6) You crate a space station microwave, then fall asleep after putting the space station inside.Turn the moon into a planet-destroying space station.
That's no moon...
THROW SPACE STATION INTO MICROWAVE
PRODUCE BURGER
...that's a gourmand!
you should feel ashamed of yourself if you get the reference, to be honest
>Transform into a dragon.How?
Gain power of Semi-super mecha sonic from smbz and say"I'LL CRUSH YOU" then DESTORY MAGIC WALL THEN EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN MY WAY(6) The magic barrier explodes killing you and your mechas. Respawn?
By the way, the next RTDTL will basically be RTDTL I but with changes. In the meantime if your in game character was played by a famous actor, who would it be?Some horrible algamation of Hitler, Nicolas Cage, Robert DeNiro, and Ian McKellen.
By the way, the next RTDTL will basically be RTDTL I but with changes. In the meantime if your in game character was played by a famous actor, who would it be?
By the way, the next RTDTL will basically be RTDTL I but with changes. In the meantime if your in game character was played by a famous actor, who would it be?I have no idea.
Use Death Star to blast a way out of the Microwave.
Start conquering a galaxy with it.
>Destroy the barrier that prevents use of magic.Nosaneinme destroyed it last turn, moving on, (5) You become a large dragon and fly off into the sunset.
>Transform into a dragon.
PREQUISITE OF BEING VAMPIRE IS BEING DEAD(2) nope
BECOME SUPERVAMPIRE
EAT RANDOM PLAYER
Try to remember why I wanted javierpwn's credit card in the first place.Because you wanted a spaceship
Respawn as a dragon. A great wyrm one of the golden variety.
Nope, tophat corp was completely eliminated in Cage's one man assault on you.By the way, the next RTDTL will basically be RTDTL I but with changes. In the meantime if your in game character was played by a famous actor, who would it be?I have no idea.
Respawn. Determine if anything of the TopHat corp. is still there
Use Death Star to blast a way out of the Microwave.(3) You find your subordinates lack of faith in the maneuver disturbing as they slightly damage the microwave.
Start conquering a galaxy with it.
(4) okay. You break a hole in the space time continuum though, leading the GM to reset everything.Use Death Star to blast a way out of the Microwave.
Start conquering a galaxy with it.
BURGERIZE THE ENTIRE GALAXY THE DEATH STAR IS INSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Backstory:
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."
Gain superpowers!
So it begins. I think.
Build a Power Foot. Shove it six feet into LordSlowpoke's groin.
ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!
Source (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Angry_Marines)
(3) Onyx builds a foot. (5 vs. 1) LordSlowpoke blows it up.So it begins. I think.
Build a Power Foot. Shove it six feet into LordSlowpoke's groin.
ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!
Source (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Angry_Marines)
Fire a two-stage cyclonic torpedo into the power foot.
he he he
>Transform into a Void-energy elemental dragon.(4) okay.
>Send Cops into the Void.
JOIN COPS(1) "sorry sir, you can't do that." You are arrested.
BECOME BENNY THE COP (MOVIE: KOPPS)
STYLISHLY DEXTROY CRIMINALS
(2) Now, that isn't allowed, even though its defying the original.Backstory:
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."
Gain superpowers!
>Hijack nearby car, leadfoot it into the seedy part of town.(3) You get in a nearby car. It won't start. (6) You are arrested and put on the prison truck.
Run like the wind!(1) You run like the wind, which doesn't run, and (6) you are arrested and put on the prison truck.
Respawn as Ommision again,Crazyed Tech Preist is back,BABY(5) You transform into Ommision then murder the cops arresting you.
BECOME CHARLES BARKLEY(1) who? (1) But you murder all the cops.
REVEAL THAT PRISON TRUCK WAS ME(3) Turns out you were half the prison truck.
AM TRANSFORMER
PULVERIZE THESE FOOS
Wait for prison truck doors to conveniently open. Then RUN LIKE THE WIND WOULD RUN IF IT RAN out of the truck, and high-tail it down the street.(5) The doors open, and you (3) jump out of the moving truck, and (4) make a decent landing. YOu are now in the middle of busy traffic. An explosion kills you. Respawn?
Damn it.(4) you do. (4) you knock over something. (3) it starts dissolving the wall, and you decide to avoid it. An explosion kills you. Respawn?
Sneak into secret laboratory. Accidentally get caught in a lab accident that gives me superpowers.
I'd imagine a 1 and a 6 would be pretty similar for that last bit...
Well since i came back dead,Like Make Dead Police body to Make Robo-zombie,or Human being Live off Techlogy or what you like call it(1) You make GM very confused. So you want to be dead? Okay. Respawn?
Turn Slowpoke into a nuclear bomb. Use the distraction to escape.(6) okay. Respawn everyone?
>Use void-energy to cause a building to fall on the cops.(1) You gesture and then get vaporized by a nuclear explosion. Respawn?
>If the building is falling in my direction, construct a void-energy shield around myself.
>If the shield does not raise, use void-energy to instantaneously travel to a different place in the city that is above ground, and not unsupported in the air, that has nothing collapsing on top of it.
(You must always have contingency plans.)
Backstory:
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."
Gain superpowers!
Respawn as bacon(2) nope, that defies the original too much.
Kill whoever killed my past life
>Respawn as a Void-elemental Dragon.(5) Sure
>Assist Xantalos's second action.
Respawn.Backstory:
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."
Gain superpowers!
Respawn as a puddle of orphan meat filled with toxic diamond slivers.(1) No you don't. Respawn?
Respawn as my state one second before the explosion.(3) You respawn as your regular self right as you morphed into a nuke. You are weirdly metalloid and constantly beep.
>Respawn as innocent bystander selling baked potatoes.(2) Why?
Respawn.(5) You run very very fast
Run like the wind would run if it ran.
and are near a hotel
SPAWN AS A TANK!(4) okay (6) The cops arrest you and start towing you to jail.
Kill them both!(5 vs. 4) (5 vs. 4) You graze them slightly.
Drive out of jail. Then make a city state.(2) You can't as they removed all your gas.
>Respawn(4) You use the void to go outside the city. now you only have to worry about state troopers
>Use Void energy to get to a location the officers will not find me.
Check inventory.You have nothing. (4) You steal some guys wallet, netting about $40 in cash.
If no/little money, pickpocket some rich-looking person exiting hotel.
Respawn as C'thulhu.(5) Okay
Eat the planet
Become Mercury Man--No one will think to use heavy metals against someone with one in their name!(By heavy metal I meant the music)
...Huh.
Purchase heavy-duty earplugs to protect myself from the alleged music.
(5) Gwg buys and puts on earplugs....Huh.
Purchase heavy-duty earplugs to protect myself from the alleged music.
TICK AT GWG AT 420 BPM
Swat the military away.(6) You eat the military, but now you aren't hungry and the occasion bullet in your small intestine hurts.
Continue meal.
>Throw Onyxjew944 into a rift in space-time in order to become a hero and not have to officers after me.(3) You open a rift in space time next to him
Make the universe aware of the spacetime rifts Zanzetkuken's making(5) The universe thanks you for notifying it, then (5) closes zanzetkuken's space rifts.
Pickpocket someone else.(3) you steal a rich guy's wallet, but he notices and calls the cops on you.
Head to safehouse.
I do not need gas.(1) You need it so much you die from not getting it. Respawn?
Use My Ghost body to possess person who have Kill meYou want to possess onyxjew or slowpoke?
Look for criminals to apprehend as...what are my powers again? Something about shapeshifting?
Contract stomach muscles to crunch military into a paste.(3) You do some exercises to help your stomach, now all you have to is repeat once a day to get stomach muscles in a little while
Mind-rape Zanzetkuken.
Start digging into the earth; aiming for the core.
Onyxjew,When I'm In His Body,I will become god of techlogy(3) You get inside his brain and get partial control.
Look into rich guy's wallet.(3) You find a credit card and some cash.
Fortify safehouse.
Fart a nuke at someone.(3) You fart.
Look for criminals to apprehend as...what are my powers again? Something about shapeshifting?(1) You are arrested for loitering
>Throw Onyxjew944 into a rift in space-time in order to become a hero and not have to officers after me.(3) You grab onyxjew before you notice that all rifts were closed. Then enasni og uoy.
(I did respawn as a Void-energy dragon, right?)
Give up on superheroics and become a supervillain.(4+1) using your slightly increased strength you charge out of jail and towards supervillainhood.
Break out of jail.
>Open a new rift.(2) nope, your too enasni
>Throw Onyxjew944 into it.
(an insane void-elemental dragon. Interesting.)
Respawn as a Bolo. Then join the police/military/whoever they are.(2) you respawn as a person
Expunge the intruder.(4) You kick nosaneinme out of your mind.
Mold his mind into an overgrown octopus subservient to Cthulhu.
Destroy whatever dimension the rifts are leading to.
Close the rift.
Falcon punch Zanzetkuken for opening so many rifts(2) nope
Survive fall by pulling grapple-gun in mid air and pulling myself out of the hole.You are dead right now.
Tag-team with superheroes to stop Zanzetkuken! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?
Because I thought you were destroying the world or making dangerous rifts or something.Tag-team with superheroes to stop Zanzetkuken! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?(Why are you attacking theguydragon that is trying to kill the thing that is attempting to eat the core, destabilizing the world and removing its magnetic field?)
Because I thought you were destroying the world or making dangerous rifts or something.Tag-team with superheroes to stop Zanzetkuken! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?(Why are you attacking theguydragon that is trying to kill the thing that is attempting to eat the core, destabilizing the world and removing its magnetic field?)
AMENDMENTMind-rape anyone trying to stop Cthulhu.
AMENDMENTMind-rape anyone trying to stop Cthulhu.
(Already succeeded in doing that to the dragon, and it is still trying to stop you, albiet, enasniAt this point, there's not really anything any of us can do. If I kill you, you'll respawn. If I make you brutally insane, you'll disregard it. If you kill me, lock me into an alternate dimension, or in any other way try to stop me, I'll just try again.
we've got standardsSays the guy who has destroyed the entire universe at least once, because everyone has, to the guy who is trying for a second TPK. Actually, in hindsight, that's actually a fair-ish quip.
Who's trying to eat the planet core?Tag-team with superheroes to stop Zanzetkuken! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?
(Why are you attacking theguydragon that is trying to kill the thing that is attempting to eat the core, destabilizing the world and removing its magnetic field?)
That would be me. Cthulhu. Kind of an odd circumstance surrounding that particular event, actually.Who's trying to eat the planet core?Tag-team with superheroes to stop Zanzetkuken! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?
(Why are you attacking theguydragon that is trying to kill the thing that is attempting to eat the core, destabilizing the world and removing its magnetic field?)
Do something awesome.[6] You explode. Respawn?
Let them.[4] You promptly develop a healing factor. They're glad to have you on their side.
Begin digging to the core again.
[4] You hit the mantle.AMENDMENTMind-rape anyone trying to stop Cthulhu.
Respawn.[3] You locate a well-constructed shack.
Run to new, more structurally sound, safehouse
>Repeat attempt at successfully completing the previous turn's actions[2] You successfully fail last turn's actions.
Tag-team with superheroes[6] Gods damn it, no one's going to believe I rolled that.to stopand Zanzetkuken to stop that world-ending thing! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?
No one successfully tried.AMENDMENTMind-rape anyone trying to stop Cthulhu.
SUICIDE BOMB THE RAPE
LEAVE THE MIND INTACT THOUGH
ALSO CTHULHU
we've got standards
Do something awesome.[6] You explode. Respawn?Let them.[4] You promptly develop a healing factor. They're glad to have you on their side.Begin digging to the core again.[4] You hit the mantle.AMENDMENTMind-rape anyone trying to stop Cthulhu.Respawn.[3] You locate a well-constructed shack.
Run to new, more structurally sound, safehouse>Repeat attempt at successfully completing the previous turn's actions[2] You successfully fail last turn's actions.Tag-team with superheroes[6] Gods damn it, no one's going to believe I rolled that.to stopand Zanzetkuken to stop that world-ending thing! Anyone want some TV Tropes links to go along with that?
You team up with four supervillains who need a lackey. You become their lackey. The head villain opens up a line of communication with Cthulhu.No one successfully tried.AMENDMENTMind-rape anyone trying to stop Cthulhu.
SUICIDE BOMB THE RAPE
LEAVE THE MIND INTACT THOUGH
ALSO CTHULHU
we've got standards
Onyxjew: Cthulhu, broken nail, @mantle
Zanzetkuken: Attacking onyxjew, enasni
Xantalos: failing to punh
GWG: Immune to Heat, Temperature Resistance, Cannot tolerate Heavy Metal, and 125% the balance, strength and flexibility of an ordinary human. Earplugs, angry, supervillain's lackey
Yoink: Dead
TopHat: dead
LordSlowpoke: nuclear bomb human hybrid, deaf
Nosaneinme: Ommision, Dead Crazy tech priest ghost attempting to possess onyxjew
Tavik Toth: Healing-Factored guy working with the government
TopHat: In a great shack
Xantalos: Kasploded
That is an excellent question. Better one: Where is your action?
...uh...I don't know what is happening.That is an excellent question. Better one: Where is your action?
This:But you kick to some other part of your mind,But Start Gain More Control then If can Meld or Destroy other Personality and also make some Robot in mindscape.Make side of My side with Robot and Metal and Technology,why he can has M. C. Escher one
Here hint Just Read itYeah, I tried. What are you trying to do?
I'm try to get more control on brain,If by lucky i get powerful enough to meld or destroy other guy and I'm also terraforming my side of mind into My Ideals.Understand NowHere hint Just Read itYeah, I tried. What are you trying to do?
Oh okay.I'm try to get more control on brain,If by lucky i get powerful enough to meld or destroy other guy and I'm also terraforming my side of mind into My Ideals.Understand NowHere hint Just Read itYeah, I tried. What are you trying to do?
... And it would seem that we have a new GM.GWG posted that turn about 6:30 on April 1st. Notice anything special about that?
Look for a better safehouse
But Cthulhu kicked you out of his brain circa TurnI'm try to get more control on brain,If by lucky i get powerful enough to meld or destroy other guy and I'm also terraforming my side of mind into My Ideals.Understand NowHere hint Just Read itYeah, I tried. What are you trying to do?
Expunge the intruder.(4) You kick nosaneinme out of your mind.
Mold his mind into an overgrown octopus subservient to Cthulhu.
Destroy whatever dimension the rifts are leading to.
Close the rift.
gwg posted an action
persus posted an action also
what is happe-
oh fuck it, unless someone ninjas me i'll make one when i wake up
Figure out who's supposed to be GMing. And also who's supposed to be GMing TAoM.
GWG GMs TAoM
Persus GMs ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
PUNCH ZANZETKUKEN AND MAKE HIM CLARIFY WHATEVER HE'S DOINGERROR. XANTALOS IS MENTIONED TWICE IN LAST TURN'S STATUS BAR (3) Xantalos kasploded last turn, therefore Xantalos needs to respawn.
>Repeat attempt at successfully completing the previous turn's actions(1) You repeat your fail, causing repeat action to no longer be an action.
(3) All your base are belong to us. Make your time.That is an excellent question. Better one: Where is your action?
This:But you kick to some other part of your mind,But Start Gain More Control then If can Meld or Destroy other Personality and also make some Robot in mindscape.Make side of My side with Robot and Metal and Technology,why he can has M. C. Escher one
(5) You manage to possess OnyxjewI'm try to get more control on brain,If by lucky i get powerful enough to meld or destroy other guy and I'm also terraforming my side of mind into My Ideals.Understand NowHere hint Just Read itYeah, I tried. What are you trying to do?
... And it would seem that we have a new GM.ERROR. TOPHAT IS MENTIONED TWICE IN LAST TURN'S STATUS BAR
Look for a better safehouse
You are possessed.But Cthulhu kicked you out of his brain circa TurnI'm try to get more control on brain,If by lucky i get powerful enough to meld or destroy other guy and I'm also terraforming my side of mind into My Ideals.Understand NowHere hint Just Read itYeah, I tried. What are you trying to do?Expunge the intruder.(4) You kick nosaneinme out of your mind.
Mold his mind into an overgrown octopus subservient to Cthulhu.
Destroy whatever dimension the rifts are leading to.
Close the rift.
Anyway,
Continue ze digging!
I wonder when I will get deep enough that the heat alone will keep people away from my demonic plans.
Help goverment with anything inportant they need doing.(6) Hey, we need someone to arrest everyone on the thread. Do it!
I suppose I can post an action now.(5) You do, he promotes you to Head Minion. (3) Also the Orcs want a dental plan.
Become the Head Villain's favorite subordinate.
gwg posted an actionHappy April Fools Day
persus posted an action also
what is happe-
oh fuck it, unless someone ninjas me i'll make one when i wake up
Break the mortal mind of my captor.I Take Over your Mind...
Eat and thoroughly destroy his soul.
Continue digging.
As shown by a mortal taking over an Elder God who already evicted you from his cranium, I can quote myself ad nauseam on this board.Break the mortal mind of my captor.I Take Over your Mind...
Eat and thoroughly destroy his soul.
Continue digging.
Moral Would not Able to Fit me
Physics, Logic, Reason, and Common Sense are all a bit too busy having a communal cry in the corner to deal with this.
Do know Space is Waste,Time is Crime And Nietzsche is RightAs shown by a mortal taking over an Elder God who already evicted you from his cranium, I can quote myself ad nauseam on this board.Break the mortal mind of my captor.I Take Over your Mind...
Eat and thoroughly destroy his soul.
Continue digging.
Moral Would not Able to Fit meQuote from: OnyxjewPhysics, Logic, Reason, and Common Sense are all a bit too busy having a communal cry in the corner to deal with this.
Recruit four dumber supervillains to become the leader of a quirky miniboss squad (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuirkyMinibossSquad).Thanks for causing me to waste my time on TvTropes for an hour.
You're (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint) very (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingYourSelfDeeper) welcome (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfThree).Recruit four dumber supervillains to become the leader of a quirky miniboss squad (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuirkyMinibossSquad).Thanks for causing me to waste my time on TvTropes for an hour.
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfiqqySXLEuvpQR30XG35RlCPXUrCIPrJKIy3WFNgXxsdqMIIh)You're (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint) very (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingYourSelfDeeper) welcome (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfThree).Recruit four dumber supervillains to become the leader of a quirky miniboss squad (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuirkyMinibossSquad).Thanks for causing me to waste my time on TvTropes for an hour.
If it makes you feel better, I spent about 10 minutes trying to figure out what the second trope should be.
Add Add Machine part on back.(1) You cause onyxjew to blow up when you attempt to attach a machine to him. Both of you Respawn?
Then His Use Unholy Power to make Alive once more then
then go suicidal mission in Onyxjew once he dead... go back to my body,Then Try rule with world With Technology
Break the mortal mind of my captor.Nosaneime blew you up. Respawn?
Eat and thoroughly destroy his soul.
Continue digging.
>Discover who framed me.Framed for what?
>Become a Void-elemental dragon, if not one currently.
>Go after the person who framed me.
Arrest everyone then ask for a city as reward.(6) You arrest the entire planet except your self and put them in jail (except Onyxjew and Nosaneinme as they are dead).
Recruit four dumber supervillains to become the leader of a quirky miniboss squad (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuirkyMinibossSquad).You get arrested by Tavik Toth
Respawn as a Predator(6) You are a predator drone. Then you are arrested by Tavik Toth
Stalk and kill someone
Gather supplies and weapons to stock up the safehouseYou get arrested by Tavik Toth
"You will let me out of this jaile, for my words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"Cause him to drop the Democracy form of government, causing the appropriate values to rise back to 1.
Be the Gandhi this game of Civilization deserves!
Xenomorphs are predatory...well, not the facehuggers, but the other stages are!I was thinking of something else though! Ah well.
Well, (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Predator?from=Main.Predator) duh. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainObvious)Xenomorphs are predatory...well, not the facehuggers, but the other stages are!I was thinking of something else though!
Captain Obvious to the RESCUE!Well, (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Predator?from=Main.Predator) duh. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainObvious)Xenomorphs are predatory...well, not the facehuggers, but the other stages are!I was thinking of something else though!
Point out that GM is thinking of Xenomorphs.
Go egg morph a criminal.
Okay that's pretty badass.Point out that GM is thinking of Xenomorphs.
Go egg morph a criminal.
your this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Atomics_MQ-1_Predator
What did you think you wre?Okay that's pretty badass.Point out that GM is thinking of Xenomorphs.
Go egg morph a criminal.
your this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Atomics_MQ-1_Predator
This. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Predator?from=Main.Predator)I have heard of Predator. And I got confused by the Aliens reference. Also I think that predator drone is a good 6, or 3.
You deserve this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife), never having heard of Predator...
It's all good.This. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Predator?from=Main.Predator)I have heard of Predator. And I got confused by the Aliens reference. Also I think that predator drone is a good 6, or 3.
You deserve this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife), never having heard of Predator...
"You will let me out of this jaile, for my words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"(6) You become Gandhi. When he went on hunger strike. You need food.
Be the Gandhi this game of Civilization deserves!
(5) Okay"You will let me out of this jaile, for my words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"Cause him to drop the Democracy form of government, causing the appropriate values to rise back to 1.
Be the Gandhi this game of Civilization deserves!
Recruit four other, dumb jailed supervillains for my miniboss squad.
Respawn.(5) The point is you are running away from cops. But they are in jail. (4) You spawned outside of a jail.
Try to figure out what the point of the game is, having forgotten it.
Release GWG then assign him the position of leading the army. Release all civilians that will support me and apologise then assign some as advisors. Also release lordslowpoke and assign him as head of diplomatic Corp. Release Xantalos and assign him as head of intelligence. After becoming leader till the planet can live united under democracy. Oh and have dragon dude freed, assign as head of air force.You dub GWG head of the army. (3) About 60 citizens are released. Some of them disappear. Gandhi is released and assigned to head of diplomacy. He may need a sandwich. Xantalos is now head of intelligence. Zanzetkuken is in charge of the air force.
"So what do you think is our best course of action?"
Go bomb a random country(4) "Malta is in ashes."
Stalk Bill Clinton afterward
Pull out grapple gun.(1) You pull out your..."Its a gun, shoot him!" Respawn?
Use it to escape from prison.
Return to safehouse
Also request that we start the process of making a united democratic world...Make sure the world leader is someone with a base Aggression of about 2.
*AddHah! They're jokes based on the causes of an early-version Civilization bug!
Ban all nuclear-weapons based Civ puns from future posts.
GHANDI MAD BECAUSE GHANDI TOO HAPPY FOR SCALE! GHANDI SMASH!*AddHah! They're jokes based on the causes of an early-version Civilization bug!
Ban all nuclear-weapons based Civ puns from future posts.
I know the joke. I have my fair share of world's poisoned by Ghandi's limitless greed and lust for power. His insatiable rage at the mere thought of an equal voice for all.*AddHah! They're jokes based on the causes of an early-version Civilization bug!
Ban all nuclear-weapons based Civ puns from future posts.
Petition the government for a pardon.You become head of the space force.
Apply for Privateer/Bounty Hunter/Inquisition status.
Acquire fugitives,I want them alive. Nodisintegrations.
Hah! No nukes for Gandhi! Sadly, no democracy either, but it's a price worth paying.(3) You find a top-secret laboratory. Now you just need some scientists and test subjects.
Fund a super-serum project.
Recruit as many people to cause then start building spacecraft. Also have onyxjew944 be head of soon to be built space force. Also make sure serum doesn't go bad. Oh and feed gandhi. Also request that we start the process of making a united democratic world: Step 1: Make people more equal.(3) Another 50 or so civilians join the cause. About 10 mange to escape when you release these guys.
Upgrade weaponry(5) You improve your missiles and achieve nuclear carrying capability
(1) Your attempt to take power leads to being shot by Tavik TothAlso request that we start the process of making a united democratic world...Make sure the world leader is someone with a base Aggression of about 2.
*Add(5) Okay. I can't tell nuclear Civ puns since I've only played FreeCiv though.
Ban all nuclear-weapons based Civ puns from future posts.
Respawn as Last Character(5) You are omission, crazy tech priest again.
Respawn. Find safer safehouse(5) You find a bunker
>Order the conversion of a nuclear-based weapon to a void energy-based weapon to happen on the opposite side of the country I am on.(2) Who do you order?
1-2=255, actually. Or maybe 15. It would be 15 if I programmed it.I know the joke. I have my fair share of world's poisoned by Ghandi's limitless greed and lust for power. His insatiable rage at the mere thought of an equal voice for all.*AddHah! They're jokes based on the causes of an early-version Civilization bug!
Ban all nuclear-weapons based Civ puns from future posts.
Why, oh why, must 1-2=10?
I'll be Head Scientist for the super-serum projectHire him.
"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'no'." (http://linkery.tumblr.com/post/47745635704)I'll be Head Scientist for the super-serum projectHire him.
"Salary is zero, benefits negligible, but we've got good bonuses and great intangibles!"
Which is why I didn't hire you."I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'no'." (http://linkery.tumblr.com/post/47745635704)I'll be Head Scientist for the super-serum projectHire him.
"Salary is zero, benefits negligible, but we've got good bonuses and great intangibles!"
"Go test your WMDs on Pluto."Add this to action.
find a new head of diplomacy. Also request that space colonies to be built on mars, the moon and earth orbit.
Acquire red robes.(2) no red robes for you.
Upgrade space program to include weaponized satellites.
Use satellites to burn "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vt0Y39eMvpI#t=40s)" into the sands of some forsaken desert, visible from SPEHS.
Wait an arc or two, then come back because the writers didn't want to write up a new character. Get back to work on that super serum project, using research grants and my few minions.(1) The writers replace you with a chick (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChick) so they can create a 5 Man Band (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FiveManBand). Your the 6th Ranger traitor who is now dead.
I'll be Head Scientist for the super-serum projectYou apply to Tavik Toth. Its up to him.
Hijack sattelite system(3) You hijack one.
Use hijacked sattelites to take over all electronics covertly
Watch everything
"Go test your WMDs on Pluto."(4) You appoint the chick as head of diplomacy.
find a new head of diplomacy. Also request that space colonies to be built on mars, the moon and earth orbit.
BACK DEATH WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS (one of which conveniently finishing its countdown just now)ERROR: GM IS CONFUSED (2) Action terminated.
GO INTO SOUL MODE AND POSSESS THE SUN
>Transfer everything non-nuclear, non-gunpowder, and/or non-antimatter to a plane of the void that places the entirety of the world in constant twilight, without a visible source.(4) okay.
Drop mass-drivers on the planet.What mass drivers?
>Secretly form a revolution that starts Roll to Dodge the Law X: The Law of Revolution(6) You succeed in changing the name.
"thy leader of group,may i be hire to make super-scurm,The machine god guide me you know"Tavik Toth accepts your request.
Become fan favorite and come back to life.(6) You become a fan favorite and revive, but then Joss Whedon becomes in charge and kills you off.
Watch as that (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheScrappy) new (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive) "chick" (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySue) character (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreatorsPet?from=Main.TheWesley) dies.
Enter bunker. Search for supply/armoury areas.(3) You find a gun.
Respawn aboard my flagship (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Apocalypse-class_Battleship).(6) You spawn aboard the ship. In a jail
In the center of my fleet (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Battlefleet_Cadia).
Wearing my beautifully sexy Lord Admiral's Hat. (http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120112110103/warhammer40kfanon/images/f/f9/Lord_Commissar_Natalia_Aramov.jpeg)
With a nearby space colony.
If I get fives on this...
Request that we should start searching for possible rebels. Also hire more people including the serum person. Also move all dangerous research to Pluto and its surrounding area.(4) You give Xantalos that job.
Imply to the GM that if I do not come back to life soon I will begin trying to derm everything from the afterlife.
Countercounterpoint: If everything was derm'd to that point, previous experience suggests it would need to be derm'd past the point at which the game world ceases to exist, possibly far beyond said point. As there is still a game world, said point has not been reached. Hence, derming further is possible.Imply to the GM that if I do not come back to life soon I will begin trying to derm everything from the afterlife.Counterpoint: Everything is dermed to a point where nothing can be dermed anymore, bringing us to a point of stability. Additional derming is superfluous.
Countercounterpoint: If everything was derm'd to that point, previous experience suggests it would need to be derm'd past the point at which the game world ceases to exist, possibly far beyond said point. As there is still a game world, said point has not been reached. Hence, derming further is possible.Imply to the GM that if I do not come back to life soon I will begin trying to derm everything from the afterlife.Counterpoint: Everything is dermed to a point where nothing can be dermed anymore, bringing us to a point of stability. Additional derming is superfluous.
Counter4point: If it didn't exist, how could we derm it at all, or even do ANYTHING to/in it?Counter[x3]point: nobody has ever stated the game world existed.Countercounterpoint: If everything was derm'd to that point, previous experience suggests it would need to be derm'd past the point at which the game world ceases to exist, possibly far beyond said point. As there is still a game world, said point has not been reached. Hence, derming further is possible.Imply to the GM that if I do not come back to life soon I will begin trying to derm everything from the afterlife.Counterpoint: Everything is dermed to a point where nothing can be dermed anymore, bringing us to a point of stability. Additional derming is superfluous.
"SILENCE! Don't make me turn you two into mooks!""I'm dead; until I come back you can't touch me!"
"SILENCE! Don't make me turn you two into mooks!""I'm dead; until I come back you can't touch me!"
"Would it be inappropriate for me to make a joke about how hard it is for government employees to be fired?""Good point. Oh and you are still head of whatever you where head of.""SILENCE! Don't make me turn you two into mooks!""I'm dead; until I come back you can't touch me!"
He just said that. Do you have any idea what this means for you now? You just claimed invulnerability. No matter how temporary, I am now obligated by an untold number of philosophical arguments to hunt down and murder whatever metaphysical presence you have. Now to set up options."SILENCE! Don't make me turn you two into mooks!""I'm dead; until I come back you can't touch me!"
Upgrade missiles to have antimatter warheadsWe are all in an alternate dimension where antimatter and nuclear missiles do not exist.
Demand I be released and reinstated as Admiral lest I cleanse the ship of heresy!(6) The doors are opened as a bunch of people start apologizing to you.
Acquire my Admiral hat.
Force the colony to swear fealty to me and the Emprah, Tavik.
Use My Servo-arms cause i got two,To move Science stuff into My Lab,then Began my work(2) Your servo arms break. (1) And you discover that GWG used the project's money for his coup. You need lots of money.
First Stage is research and observation
Second Stage is hypothesis and experiments
Third Stage is Result
Last stage is Working super serum
Being Master of Technology,doctor of engineering,Use machine to make super serum is easy,the hard part is find how to make it
((The Art of Minimalism is longer, if you ignore the fact that it got enderm'd six times. And since RtDtL is more of 9 successive RtD's using the same thread...))(2) The show's producers are reluctant to do so. You can always respawn though
Also: WHEDON! WHEDON! WHEDON! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUWXjs2jPQI)
Ahem.
Get someone else to write. Maybe someone who was a fan beck before The Chick was cool and after I was. Come back to life.
Imply to the GM that if I do not come back to life soon I will begin trying to derm everything from the afterlife.
Become the commander of a Paragon-class vessel in deep space.[/b](4) okay
Look for ammunition for the gun and body armour. Head to the bunker's control room(5) You find both. then (4) head for the control room.
>Remove all memories of the rebellion from my mind.(6) What Rebellion?
Upgrade missiles to have antimatter warheadsWe are all in an alternate dimension where antimatter and nuclear missiles do not exist.
None of those involve physical contact, so even if you somehow did all four you wouldn't have touched me.He just said that. Do you have any idea what this means for you now? You just claimed invulnerability. No matter how temporary, I am now obligated by an untold number of philosophical arguments to hunt down and murder whatever metaphysical presence you have. Now to set up options."SILENCE! Don't make me turn you two into mooks!""I'm dead; until I come back you can't touch me!"Because the power of Irony, Rule of Funny, and my own cynical breed of Dramatic Convenience demand it.
- Dystopian society for the erasure from existence via Big Brother and rewriting of history books.
- Literally destroying any impact you had via... ugh... time-fuckery.
- Erasing you with the power of "Erase GWG from existence"-level minimalism.
- Just destroy the planet with everyone who knows you on it.
Personally, I'm thinking the last one. Sounds easiest. I think it was Xantalos who put out a patent on time-based shananigans, and the dystopia sounds like it could end in myriad horrible ways. Plus, I have been waiting for far too long to make an Exterminatus speech.
Alternate Script:
Challenge Accepted.
I'm willing to accept a sentimental victory based on the connotation of your words, rather than the denotation. Being specific about terminology at a later date does nothing to change intent, and I am working with that intent. If you wish to believe your victory lies in my lack of physical contact, do so. I will continue to believe I have 'touched' you for affecting you despite your status of limbo.None of those involve physical contact, so even if you somehow did all four you wouldn't have touched me.He just said that. Do you have any idea what this means for you now? You just claimed invulnerability. No matter how temporary, I am now obligated by an untold number of philosophical arguments to hunt down and murder whatever metaphysical presence you have. Now to set up options."SILENCE! Don't make me turn you two into mooks!""I'm dead; until I come back you can't touch me!"Because the power of Irony, Rule of Funny, and my own cynical breed of Dramatic Convenience demand it.
- Dystopian society for the erasure from existence via Big Brother and rewriting of history books.
- Literally destroying any impact you had via... ugh... time-fuckery.
- Erasing you with the power of "Erase GWG from existence"-level minimalism.
- Just destroy the planet with everyone who knows you on it.
Personally, I'm thinking the last one. Sounds easiest. I think it was Xantalos who put out a patent on time-based shananigans, and the dystopia sounds like it could end in myriad horrible ways. Plus, I have been waiting for far too long to make an Exterminatus speech.
Alternate Script:
Challenge Accepted.
But I like my previous character!
Respawn as my previous character, who I liked. If this fails, locate some good lawyers.
It's clear you don't know what I mean by 'Challenge accepted.' I mean that I will find a way to achieve my meaningless goal, no matter how petty, pointless, or omnicidal I must become.Very meaningless...especially as the "challenge" you accepted was neither the challenge you're attempting nor aimed at you.
I still have at least one turn. You haven't returned to life, therefore I can still affect your employment status before your resurrection.Not in the real-world timeline!
Invent antimatter bombs. Equip self with them.
Wait, where the hell are we, and why does it matter in a minimalist game?Invent antimatter bombs. Equip self with them.
There is no antimatter in the void...yet.
>Investigate possibility of a rebel alliance.
Look for map in control room.
See if there's a storage area
Wait, where the hell are we, and why does it matter in a minimalist game?Invent antimatter bombs. Equip self with them.
There is no antimatter in the void...yet.
>Investigate possibility of a rebel alliance.
So I invent it.Wait, where the hell are we, and why does it matter in a minimalist game?Invent antimatter bombs. Equip self with them.
There is no antimatter in the void...yet.
>Investigate possibility of a rebel alliance.
I dragged everything non-nuclear, non-antimatter, and/or non-weaponry into the void.
So I invent it.
MINIMALISTSo I invent it.
You first need to create the materials. There are no radioactive substances...
MINIMALISTSo I invent it.You first need to create the materials. There are no radioactive substances...
Look for map in control room.
See if there's a storage area
Invent antimatter bombs. Equip self with them.(2) nope
Respawn as my previous character, who I liked. If this fails, locate some good lawyers.(2) Nope (5) You find a couple of good lawyers.
It's clear you don't know what I mean by 'Challenge accepted.' I mean that I will find a way to achieve my meaningless goal, no matter how petty, pointless, or omnicidal I must become. I now know the rules of our unofficial accord. Tavik employs you, correct? Also, I do not lose. I still have at least one turn. You haven't returned to life, therefore I can still affect your employment status before your resurrection.(3) You acquire Pauldrons the size of your fingernail
Acquire pauldrons (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Pauldron) larger than my head.
Achieve status as freelance paramilitary organization.
Expand my fleet.
Apply to Tavik for the expulsion of anyone whose name contains a 'g'. As that letter is a symbol of the rebellion.
>Investigate possibility of a rebel alliance.(6) You find out that Tavik Toth's group is a rebel alliance as they took over from everyone else.
Look for map in control room.(4) You find one
See if there's a storage area
(5) It does, quite dramatically.Look for map in control room.
See if there's a storage area
>Starship: burst out of broom closet.
Invent nuclear weapons.(3) You create uranium. Now for creating a bomb. Also onyxjew wants to expel those with g in their name.
Upgrade weapons to have antimatter warheads(3) You invent antimatter.
>Search for a rebellion to our rebellion(1) You can't find one. You die from exhaustion. Respawn?
>If unsuccessful, label anyone creating weapons that threaten the existance of the planet as rebels.
With the aid of the lawyers, who are as excellent and/or numerous as my rolling a 5 implies, devise a class-action lawsuit against all souls in Hell arguing that their imprisonment was unlawful and immoral, as not only were they unable to testify in any kind of court or with any kind of representation, but many of them were stuck in Hell for an eternal sentence for such petty crimes as not following the precepts of a certain religion, among other issues. Present this case in Celestial Court before a jury including such characters as the Serpent in the garden of Eden, Quetzelcoatl, and Job, attempting to get the court to order Hell to be dissolved and all inmates allowed into Heaven.(2)(Yes I did roll this) Your lawyers are out argued by God, who uses the classic I am God defense, and argues that the people in Hell are ones who refused to join him even after he himself went into a human body and got nailed to a piece of wood as a sacrifice to allow everyone who chose to go to heaven to go to heaven. Finally, God calls in Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Paul, Peter, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, David, Solomon, Samuel, Moses, Joshua, Elisha, Elijah, Esther, Deborah, Mary, Mary Magdalene, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Daniel, James, Jonah, Noah, Adam and Eve, Timothy, Archangels Michael and Gabriel, Augustine, Thomas Aquinas, Ezra, Nehemiah, and Job to support his case. Meanwhile, Job testifies for God, Quetzelcoatl is discovered to be a human impostor, the Serpent gets thrown out for trying to bribe the jury with earthly delights. (That was fun to write. And probably revealed I am a Christian. Moving on.)
Upgrade pauldrons to respectable size.(1) They fall off and are lost somewhere.
Use my spehs colony to build new ships.
Upgrade weaponry.
Acquire new hive world.
Damm,Find an way to make money(6) You create a Ponzi scheme that makes you insanely rich. Many of the people you scammed are angry.
Shoot out dungeon lock.(2) You miss
Find storage area.
Make sure that bunker is nuke-proof.
Have all potential rebels rooted out then build nuclear weapons. Place them on mars. Also have moon colonised and put funding into serum project.(2) What rebels?
Sue God for contempt of court due to stacking the jury1[/sup, prove that he forged the evidence showing the Serpent's bribery2, child neglect and abuse3, various other forms of neglect4, and of course punishing people for not picking one arbitrary set of beliefs5. Also point out that "I Am God" just makes him more responsible for the results of his actions, as He would know exactly what would happen and could fix it with practically zero effort.Those were witnesses, not jury members. Also I'd rather not get into a humongus debate over sin, God and why he doesn't interfere. Also if I had rolled a 4,5, or 6, things would be different.Spoiler: Footnotes (click to show/hide)
Contain antimatter in a bomb the size of the sunUmmm
1. Oh.Sue God for contempt of court due to stacking the jury1[/sup, prove that he forged the evidence showing the Serpent's bribery2, child neglect and abuse3, various other forms of neglect4, and of course punishing people for not picking one arbitrary set of beliefs5. Also point out that "I Am God" just makes him more responsible for the results of his actions, as He would know exactly what would happen and could fix it with practically zero effort.Those were witnesses, not jury members. Also I'd rather not get into a humongus debate over sin, God and why he doesn't interfere. Also if I had rolled a 4,5, or 6, things would be different.Spoiler: Footnotes (click to show/hide)
Wait, why are you suing my IC husband?1. Oh.Sue God for contempt of court due to stacking the jury1[/sup, prove that he forged the evidence showing the Serpent's bribery2, child neglect and abuse3, various other forms of neglect4, and of course punishing people for not picking one arbitrary set of beliefs5. Also point out that "I Am God" just makes him more responsible for the results of his actions, as He would know exactly what would happen and could fix it with practically zero effort.Those were witnesses, not jury members. Also I'd rather not get into a humongus debate over sin, God and why he doesn't interfere. Also if I had rolled a 4,5, or 6, things would be different.Spoiler: Footnotes (click to show/hide)
2. Fine by me, but IC I'm still suing God.
3. I'd imagine. Here's hoping I do so--wait, what would have happened on a 3?
Wait, why are you suing my IC husband?1. Oh.Sue God for contempt of court due to stacking the jury1[/sup, prove that he forged the evidence showing the Serpent's bribery2, child neglect and abuse3, various other forms of neglect4, and of course punishing people for not picking one arbitrary set of beliefs5. Also point out that "I Am God" just makes him more responsible for the results of his actions, as He would know exactly what would happen and could fix it with practically zero effort.Those were witnesses, not jury members. Also I'd rather not get into a humongus debate over sin, God and why he doesn't interfere. Also if I had rolled a 4,5, or 6, things would be different.Spoiler: Footnotes (click to show/hide)
2. Fine by me, but IC I'm still suing God.
3. I'd imagine. Here's hoping I do so--wait, what would have happened on a 3?
Probably you and God get locked in a court battle for years to come. A 1 would have resulted in your incineration or something.1. Oh.Sue God for contempt of court due to stacking the jury1[/sup, prove that he forged the evidence showing the Serpent's bribery2, child neglect and abuse3, various other forms of neglect4, and of course punishing people for not picking one arbitrary set of beliefs5. Also point out that "I Am God" just makes him more responsible for the results of his actions, as He would know exactly what would happen and could fix it with practically zero effort.Those were witnesses, not jury members. Also I'd rather not get into a humongus debate over sin, God and why he doesn't interfere. Also if I had rolled a 4,5, or 6, things would be different.Spoiler: Footnotes (click to show/hide)
2. Fine by me, but IC I'm still suing God.
3. I'd imagine. Here's hoping I do so--wait, what would have happened on a 3?
Good to know and well, duh.Probably you and God get locked in a court battle for years to come. A 1 would have resulted in your incineration or something.1. Oh.Sue God for contempt of court due to stacking the jury1[/sup, prove that he forged the evidence showing the Serpent's bribery2, child neglect and abuse3, various other forms of neglect4, and of course punishing people for not picking one arbitrary set of beliefs5. Also point out that "I Am God" just makes him more responsible for the results of his actions, as He would know exactly what would happen and could fix it with practically zero effort.Those were witnesses, not jury members. Also I'd rather not get into a humongus debate over sin, God and why he doesn't interfere. Also if I had rolled a 4,5, or 6, things would be different.Spoiler: Footnotes (click to show/hide)
2. Fine by me, but IC I'm still suing God.
3. I'd imagine. Here's hoping I do so--wait, what would have happened on a 3?
>Respawn.Sure
Sue God for contempt of court due to stacking the jury1, prove that he forged the evidence showing the Serpent's bribery2, child neglect and abuse3, various other forms of neglect4, and of course punishing people for not picking one arbitrary set of beliefs5. Also point out that "I Am God" just makes him more responsible for the results of his actions, as He would know exactly what would happen and could fix it with practically zero effort.Spoiler: Footnotes (click to show/hide)
Make an antimatter bomb the size of the sun(4) Okay.
Shoot out dungeon lock.(2) You fail again.
Head to storage area.
Make sure bunker is nuke- and antimatter- proof.
Find someone else to be leader. Go with as many people who want to go with me on a spaceship to a diffrent solar system. With a wormhole.(4) You hand off leadership to the Lancer, aka Onyxjew.
Really, (as in I didn't know that) can you give an example of a denomination?Spoiler: Replies (click to show/hide)
Use the money to fund an effort to cover those flaming pits, evict the demons, install better management, and otherwise make Hell not a punishment to anyone who deserves it.
I remember either my pastor or one of my elementary school teachers or something, possibly all of them, referring to Christians as Children of God. There's no denomination called the Children of God or anything...as far as I know, at least.Really, (as in I didn't know that) can you give an example of a denomination?Spoiler: Replies (click to show/hide)
Repeat action(2) Your gun runs out of ammo, you need to reload.
Use wormhole to speed up journey.
>Redirect Tavik's wormhole to the center of the sun.(5) You go through the wormhole to the new colony. (4) The back of the ship gets sent to the sun. Tavik was on the bridge in the front of the ship, so you only lost your engines.
Respawn with my Admiral Hat and Fleet.(4) You do to discover you are in charge of Earth. (2) What pauldrons? They fell off. (3) You give your ships racing strips.
Reconstruct pauldrons at proper size.
Enhance fleet
Toss antimatter bomb at Earth(2) You do. Nothing happens.
Fly away
(4) You discover that Hell isn't run by demons, the demons are being punished too. You evict them, cover the flaming pits, and make Hell a lot nicer. (This Dante's Inferno Hell? Also, wwolin, GWG is stealing and beating you in the title game.)Spoiler: Replies (click to show/hide)
Use the money to fund an effort to cover those flaming pits, evict the demons, install better management, and otherwise make Hell not a punishment to anyone who deserves it.
Now let's do the experiment(5) super serum project is a success. Now to deal with all the guys you ripped off.
Since already you know stage of it
Let's Put to the TEST
Detonate the bomb.
Become the wormhole before this.Detonate the bomb.
>Exploit the wormhole to have the bomb's blast only affect Xantalos.
I'd like to point out that, since the demons are not in Hell and presumably aren't allowed in Heaven, by the process of elimination they are on Earth.It's true.
Confirm that the above is true.
Begin reforms. Keep things the same for people who actually deserve to be there--murderers, rapists, dictators, televangelists*, stuff like that.
*Not serious¤.
¤Probably.
Detonate the bomb.(6) Earth is destroyed. Then the interstellar cops show up to get you.
Upgrade ships.(1) You get killed by the anti-matter bomb.
Acquire more ships. Don't care how.
Kidnap orphans, reasons obvious.
Detonate the bomb.
>Exploit the wormhole to have the bomb's blast only affect Xantalos.
(3)(6) Xantalos becomes a wormhole. Zanzetkuken then uses it to absorb some of the blast.Become the wormhole before this.Detonate the bomb.
>Exploit the wormhole to have the bomb's blast only affect Xantalos.
colonise planet.(4) done
I'd like to point out that, since the demons are not in Hell and presumably aren't allowed in Heaven, by the process of elimination they are on Earth.(1) They murder you and leave. God gets pissed and sets up a new hell under new management. Respawn?
Confirm that the above is true.
Begin reforms. Keep things the same for people who actually deserve to be there--murderers, rapists, dictators, televangelists*, stuff like that.
*Not serious¤.
¤Probably.
how much super do i have(6) You save all your stuff from the anti-matter bomb. Then you drink a serum. (5) You become extremely powerful.
and if more than 30
Used one,Hope to get super power that get out of earth
Reload gun. Stand back. Shoot hinges off of door.(2) You can't even reload cause the dice hate you.
Introduce plot
POINT OUT THAT THAT WAS FROM A PLOT RTD AND THUS AIDS MY ACTIONIntroduce plot
BEAVERSNAILGOAT IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE IMPEDING
Respawn as a revolutionary leader among demons.(2) You respawn on Tavik Toth's planet.
Determine both the status of my self and of any revolution among demons.
>Create Planet-sized Rift beasts and Elephant-sized Voidspawn to act as the third side in the Heaven vs. Hell conflict(1) You create a rift beasts that promptly eats you. Respawn?
Rebuild human race.(3) You start seducing women.
Destroy every star in the galaxy.(2)You are dead.
Pray to the pagen gods of dice.(2) No answer
Reload.
Shoot hinges off of door.
(5 vs. 1) Slowpoke beaversnailgoats himself as Xantalos searches for a plot. (4) The wailing sirens of the interstellar cops chasing him suggest one.Introduce plot
BEAVERSNAILGOAT IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE IMPEDING
Okay but it Power based on my personality,Just where at am i(5) sure
I think would On Secret underground base with life support on mars because i remember the Whole earth was wipe out by it
I think had some sort of Mental and Technology based power like Psychokinesis and Technopath and Hard and Rough as Metal aka Able take a lot damage than normal human would not and Logical to able Possess technology and able to became digital ghost at will hint at that some how back from dead and lastly Technology Power Gain aka more am i around technology became more cyborglike for obvious reasons,so If around technology more powerful am i
Respawn and destroy every star in the galaxy. Eternal night it is.
>Respawn.I'm willing to just pretend everything goes black.Respawn and destroy every star in the galaxy. Eternal night it is.
>Point out that this area of the void causes a permanent twilight in the absense of starlight.
I'd also like to point out that, given that light has finite speed, starlight would continue to reach all the planets for a while after everything went dim.
Even considering all of these things, destroying stars still wouldn't cause the night sky to go instantly black. Heck, it wouldn't cause the day sky to go instantly black!I'd also like to point out that, given that light has finite speed, starlight would continue to reach all the planets for a while after everything went dim.(Fine Speed in Universe make out Bubble of Times,If you move in 50 mph car throw ball for 5 mph for you the ball is move 5 mph but someone outside of the car it's move 55 mph,Hint Time Is Bubble how light could truly be fined ,Don't give because Einstein say so
Universe is box with law of physic with box inside of that with different laws of physic for spinning and atoms,Yes in real life I am this smart)
Okay Is anyone I'm close or i'm stuck in dead in middle of void,of space
Edit:Light is Fine yet some time can't affect it even know time is infinity force in universe that mean light have More than infinity
but That is Impossible because light is fined but problems with which light is not affect time cause many strange thing to happen simple do not make any sense,Which make light itself outside space and time
Alas,Delta-t is causes all the flaw to physics
Technically a lot of strs we see in the sky have been dead and gone for millions of years.Even considering all of these things, destroying stars still wouldn't cause the night sky to go instantly black. Heck, it wouldn't cause the day sky to go instantly black!I'd also like to point out that, given that light has finite speed, starlight would continue to reach all the planets for a while after everything went dim.(Fine Speed in Universe make out Bubble of Times,If you move in 50 mph car throw ball for 5 mph for you the ball is move 5 mph but someone outside of the car it's move 55 mph,Hint Time Is Bubble how light could truly be fined ,Don't give because Einstein say so
Universe is box with law of physic with box inside of that with different laws of physic for spinning and atoms,Yes in real life I am this smart)
Okay Is anyone I'm close or i'm stuck in dead in middle of void,of space
Edit:Light is Fine yet some time can't affect it even know time is infinity force in universe that mean light have More than infinity
but That is Impossible because light is fined but problems with which light is not affect time cause many strange thing to happen simple do not make any sense,Which make light itself outside space and time
Alas,Delta-t is causes all the flaw to physics
bring human race back to its highest point.(5) You have 5 billion kids.
Respawn and destroy every star in the galaxy. Eternal night it is.(3) You destroy 1, then travel at light speed towards another. It'll take 50 years to get there.
Determine status of planet.Tavik toth is seducing women so he can repopulate a planet for the human race.
>Respawn.done
Find storage area. Also try to find out what happened outside the bunker.(4) You do. (5) currently there is nothing but space outside the bunker.
Activate Benny Hill(2) nope
Run away from cops
Can you please bold the action part of your post?I'd also like to point out that, given that light has finite speed, starlight would continue to reach all the planets for a while after everything went dim.
(Fine Speed in Universe make out Bubble of Times,If you move in 50 mph car throw ball for 5 mph for you the ball is move 5 mph but someone outside of the car it's move 55 mph,Hint Time Is Bubble how light could truly be fined ,Don't give because Einstein say so
Universe is box with law of physic with box inside of that with different laws of physic for spinning and atoms,Yes in real life I am this smart)
Okay Is anyone I'm close or i'm stuck in dead in middle of void,of space
Edit:Light is Fine yet some time can't affect it even know time is infinity force in universe that mean light have More than infinity
but That is Impossible because light is fined but problems with which light is not affect time cause many strange thing to happen simple do not make any sense,Which make light itself outside space and time
Alas,Delta-t is causes all the flaw to physics
Aid Tavik Toth's action, I suppose.Suuuch potential for abuuuuse...
Aid Tavik Toth's action, I suppose.Suuuch potential for abuuuuse...
Then again that's why you're not supporting me. Seeing you going insane would be like me going sane.
Become the police
Arrest the cops
(5+1) You become the superhero Policeman, dedicated to stopping all other PCs in the RTD. You become Manic, with Doubled Health, Stamina, and Toughness, Microscopic Vision and Telescopic Vision.Become the police
Arrest the cops
>Assist from afar
Build shipyards.(2+1) You build one next to the sea. The men begin assembling a trireme.
(5) GWG is now an eldritch abomination. Xantalos is now the sanest person on Bay12Aid Tavik Toth's action, I suppose.Suuuch potential for abuuuuse...
Then again that's why you're not supporting me. Seeing you going insane would be like me going sane.
truly i have a brilliant masterplan
FLIP THE SANITY MATRIX OF GWG/XANTALOS USING THE SECRET MONKEY TECHNIQUE
Search storage area for cool/useful stuff.(3) You find a very small bone sculpture of an illegitimate son.
Determine if bunker is armed.
You're sane now! Bad Xantalos!Well yeah, but what do sane people do?
Just think: WWGWGD?
Corrupt. Everything!
What, you haven't figured out anything watching me?I've arrested all the police and have superpowers. That should be sufficent.
...
Your current goal is to arrest all other PCs in the game. Start by building up power among NPCs.
Do you actually have the power to get the policemen to do what you want?I arrested all of them. I have them more powerless than Bane did.
Basing a plan off the dark knight rises is not a good idea.Do you actually have the power to get the policemen to do what you want?I arrested all of them. I have them more powerless than Bane did.
I didn't, though. I just arrested them because awesome.Basing a plan off the dark knight rises is not a good idea.Do you actually have the power to get the policemen to do what you want?I arrested all of them. I have them more powerless than Bane did.
Them being powerless is not the same as you being powerful. Power isn't a zero-sum game, you know.Do you actually have the power to get the policemen to do what you want?I arrested all of them. I have them more powerless than Bane did.
(5+1) You become the superhero Policeman, dedicated to stopping all other PCs in the RTD. You become Manic, with Doubled Health, Stamina, and Toughness, Microscopic Vision and Telescopic Vision.Them being powerless is not the same as you being powerful. Power isn't a zero-sum game, you know.Do you actually have the power to get the policemen to do what you want?I arrested all of them. I have them more powerless than Bane did.
YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH(3) You try to arrest (4) Slowpoke, (6 vs. 6) which turns into an epic Matrix style duel.
ARREST EVERY OTHER PLAYER
IM BENNY THE COP BITCHES
You're sane now! Bad Xantalos!(3) You corrupt a child's mind.
Just think: WWGWGD?
Corrupt. Everything!
build factory.(3) You make a blueprint. Factory will be completed sometime next year. (2) Trireme isn't ready.
*sigh*(2) no weaponry.
Examine if bunker has weaponry.
Hope bunker has Ion engines.
New plan: Turn each star into a supernova.(6) damn. Every star supernovas. Now the universe is full of black holes and cool colored things. also, physics kills you for breaking him.
Powers and power are not the same, and you lack power over the policemen, which is what started this debate.(5+1) You become the superhero Policeman, dedicated to stopping all other PCs in the RTD. You become Manic, with Doubled Health, Stamina, and Toughness, Microscopic Vision and Telescopic Vision.Them being powerless is not the same as you being powerful. Power isn't a zero-sum game, you know.Do you actually have the power to get the policemen to do what you want?I arrested all of them. I have them more powerless than Bane did.
(6) You arrest the cops using your skills as Policeman!
My powers.
Backstory:
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."
Gain superpowers!
Hmm, true. Although I'm only wording my action crazily; I'm essentially arresting a terrorist with access to nukes.Access? he is a nuke.
Unless he has a restraining order against himself, then yes.Hmm, true. Although I'm only wording my action crazily; I'm essentially arresting a terrorist with access to nukes.Access? he is a nuke.
Hmm, true. Although I'm only wording my action crazily; I'm essentially arresting a terrorist with access to nukes.The wording kinda ruins any pretense of sanity.
Okay, I changed it. Is that sane or...Hmm, true. Although I'm only wording my action crazily; I'm essentially arresting a terrorist with access to nukes.The wording kinda ruins any pretense of sanity.
Much better.Okay, I changed it. Is that sane or...Hmm, true. Although I'm only wording my action crazily; I'm essentially arresting a terrorist with access to nukes.The wording kinda ruins any pretense of sanity.
Fortunately Benny has Matrix powers. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcqiceU6Bgk)
Arrest Slowpoke for crimes beyond counting, the massacre of innocents, and being a nuke without a permit.
FOOLFortunately Benny has Matrix powers. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcqiceU6Bgk)
Arrest Slowpoke for crimes beyond counting, the massacre of innocents, and being a nuke without a permit.
Mine are pretty much guaranteed by the name, though. Can't beat that.
REMOVE KOLECHIAN COP FROM THE PREMISES
ＳＴＲＩＦＥ
FOOLFortunately Benny has Matrix powers. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcqiceU6Bgk)
Arrest Slowpoke for crimes beyond counting, the massacre of innocents, and being a nuke without a permit.
Mine are pretty much guaranteed by the name, though. Can't beat that.
REMOVE KOLECHIAN COP FROM THE PREMISES
ＳＴＲＩＦＥ
AM NOT KOLECHIAN
SWEDISH COP WILL DESTROY YOU
I HAVE THE LAW ON MY SIDEFOOLFortunately Benny has Matrix powers. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcqiceU6Bgk)
Arrest Slowpoke for crimes beyond counting, the massacre of innocents, and being a nuke without a permit.
Mine are pretty much guaranteed by the name, though. Can't beat that.
REMOVE KOLECHIAN COP FROM THE PREMISES
ＳＴＲＩＦＥ
AM NOT KOLECHIAN
SWEDISH COP WILL DESTROY YOU
MY WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS
IF I SAY YOU'RE KOLECHIAN, YOU BEST BE GETTING YOURSELF PROPER PAPERS, KOLECHIAN SCUM
The battle continuesFortunately Benny has Matrix powers. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcqiceU6Bgk)
Arrest Slowpoke for crimes beyond counting, the massacre of innocents, and being a nuke without a permit.
Mine are pretty much guaranteed by the name, though. Can't beat that.
REMOVE KOLECHIAN COP FROM THE PREMISES
ＳＴＲＩＦＥ
If Xantalos's action remains sane, fix my pedophilic reputation and/or(6) You fix your pedophilic reputation by developing a taste in much older women.Backstory:
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."
Gain superpowers!
Build Factory. Then build tanks.(4) factory built
>Determine the state of the universe(3) "42"
Begin laughing like a lunatic((PUNS)) and speed up time until all light is gone. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X3Rj2uLPgk)(3) you begin laughing, but (6) stop when you speed up so hard all the lights go out. Respawn?
Realize that I am the OneI've been seeing you as Mr. Smith this whole time.
Arrest Slowpoke with the power of my mind
Backstory:
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."
Gain superpowers!
Realize that I am the One
Arrest Slowpoke with the power of my mind
Realize that I am the One(1) You realize that you are Agent Smith
Arrest Slowpoke with the power of my mind
(3) You mutate into a prepubescent child (123). Wait, now your a child with a taster for older women. This is weird.Backstory:
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."
Gain superpowers!
(5 vs. 5) Matrix battle continuesRealize that I am the One
Arrest Slowpoke with the power of my mind
INITIATE POWERS OF THE dykeface (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk-TctUxUXA)
[STRIFING INTENSIFIES]
get raw materials. Build tanks. And guns.(6) You destroy the entire planet strip-mining for metals. On the plus side, you have a solid iron moon.
>Find out why my profile isn't in the turn post.(1) Because you don't exist. Respa-
ALL MUST BE DARKNESS!(1) Everything becomes light.
Did't see the Bold Edit,NVM(2) nope
Found is Anyone around me
>Respawn(4) yep
MARTIX BLATTET(1 vs. 2) You flail around while Slowpoke stands there.
Undergo...puberty (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PubertySuperpower). With real superpowers this time!Curses time-wasting TV-tropes.
LEVEL 51 FLUX REVERSAL: any_pop = { limit = { is_law = yes } set_flag = revolting }(6 vs. 4) You start beating up Xantalos.
THERIDESTRIFE NEVER ENDS
Head back to control room.(2) How are you going to turn around the bunker.
Turn bunker around
Build space colonies and spaceships.(3) You build a spaceship. Out of legos.
DARKIGRIMIFY ALL THINGS!(6) And so it came to pass that onyxjew decided to DARKIGRIMIFY all things. And so he Darkigrimified all things. And then the great GM persus13 was confused and called his servant onyxjew to explain what darkigrimify all things meant. Then onyxjew showed the great GM what it meant and Persus13 got angry and smote onyxjew with balls of fire. Respawn?
Darkigrimify [dahrk•uh•grim•uh•fahy] verb
The act or process of becoming grimdark; of a story or setting
Origin: 2013; <Bay12 simplifier for the apt use of degenerative qualities in a fictional work or world.>
>Create a new universe in another plane of the void.
>Destroy the current universe.
>Respawn in new universe
>Destroy the current universe.
>Respawn in new universe
>Destroy the current universe.
>Destroy universe.GWG? You know what to do.
>Create a new universe in another plane of the void.Aid Action.
>Destroy the current universe.Impede Action.
>Respawn in new universeWatch Action.
Cool. Actual powers this time!You are 1(2). (4) You find two guys robbing a bank.
Sorry about TV Tropes, but just saying "puberty" would make you give me acne or something silly and non-super like that.
Determine my age.
Sneak out and locate some crime to fight!
the gm refused to process my quality paradox event tags
that's cruel
CONTINUE QUALITY STRIFING WORKS
MIGHT AS WELL DEPLOY COMPLETELY UNRELATED GIRLS AT THIS POINT (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4V5m2e6Z98)
Continue epic fight(5 vs. 4) Slowpoke breaks Mr. Smith's shades.
Build real spaceships and colonies.(4) You build a colony on the nearest planet.
BI-DEATH BY DEITIC FORCES IS FOR PANSIES!(4) everything around goes grimly dark.Quote from: Dictionary Dot ComDarkigrimify [dahrk•uh•grim•uh•fahy] verb
The act or process of becoming grimdark; of a story or setting
Origin: 2013; <Bay12 simplifier for the apt use of degenerative qualities in a fictional work or world.>
DO IT AGAIN
I know IT last resort(5) You create a black hole.
but Sing Black Hole Sun,Hope some odd thing happen
There will be maneuvering controls in the control room, silly.(3) You manage to send the ship awa from the black hole, but it's still going towards the sun.
Activate them and turn around.
If not, the bunker should (hopefully) survive. It has survived nuclear and antimatter weapons.
>Create a new universe in another plane of the void.(6) You create the universe, then get stuck between the two.
>Destroy the current universe.
>Respawn in new universe
SUPERMATRIX SPEED ENGAGE
CRUSH THE FUCKER
Respawn as Tavik Toth's trusted leitenent.
order the colonists to start manufacturing armoured vehicles.
Assets: Can transform into liquid or gas, gravity control.(1) You create a point of gravity causing you to hit the ceiling. (5) That and you turning into gaseous form cause the bank robbers to (2) yell "let's get out of here"
Vulnerabilities: Immature body, Vulnerability to peanut butter and poison.
I have a plan.
Impede the bank robbery by making a point of strong gravity above the robbers, trapping them on the ceiling! Turn into gaseous form to avoid getting shot at!
I AM JEW! CREATOR OF DRAMATIC LIGHTING! HEAR ME MONOLOGUE!(4) Done.
Reform every player into the infant form of their species.
BABY FIGHT? BABY FIGHT.
Use my Power(AKA WITH MY MIND) to Throw Black hole to Xantalo,That will shut up him
(4 vs. 3) baby nosany tosses the black hole at baby Xanty. Xanty gets stuck orbitig the blackhole.SUPERMATRIX SPEED ENGAGE
CRUSH THE FUCKER
EYE OF THE TIGER, IT'S THE CREAM OF THE FIGHT~
create space empire.(6) You become the Star-Child. Except no one understands you because they saw the movie.
Respawn as Tavik Toth's trusted leitenent.(1) Tawick vaporizes you by accident. Respawn?
order the colonists to start manufacturing armoured vehicles.
>Destroy the old universe.Now you are a baby void dragon.
>Go to the new universe.
(Persus, don't forget to put in my name, with my form [Void-elemental dragon] to the list.)
>Destroy the old universe.Impede oh criminy, too late.
>Increase biological age by 30 yearsIMPEDE. ACTIONS. NOW.
>Continue destruction of the old universe
>BREAK OFF FIGHT WITH SLOWPOKE TO KILLINATE ZANZETKUKEN
>Increase biological age by 30 years(5-1) okay
>Continue destruction of the old universe
>If the 2nd action is successful, become the worshiped diety of the new universe
SOMEONE DESTROYING UNIVERSES OM MY TURF?!(1 vs. 6) 31 year old Zanzetkuken murders a baby Agent Smith. (6) he possesses Slowpoke though, because he's the closest to zanzetkuken.
>BREAK OFF FIGHT WITH SLOWPOKE TO KILLINATE ZANZETKUKEN
(6) In epic moves you drop to the ground in slo-mo.>Destroy the old universe.Impede oh criminy, too late.
Carefully lower myself to the ground. Stop the robbers by trapping them on the ceiling, or a nearby wall.>Increase biological age by 30 yearsIMPEDE. ACTIONS. NOW.
>Continue destruction of the old universe
"Strifing will ---- higakurgurk---- Mr. Zanzetkuken!">BREAK OFF FIGHT WITH SLOWPOKE TO KILLINATE ZANZETKUKEN
STRI-
oh.
well i thought we're having fun here
RETURN TO ORIGINAL STATE AND SEARCH FOR TARGETS FOR NEXT ROUND OF STRIFE
become human again. Then create a space empire.(5) why? but you do.
No,This won't do(2) your still a baby
My Age should Qutie high like 14
Become Tavik Toth's 'trusted' leitenent.(4) k
Order colonists to produce armoured vehicles.
Politely 'borrow' any hand-held weapons held by Tavik.
Using Puddle Powers, save the universe from Zanzetkuken!
>Continue destruction of the old universe
>Become the worshiped diety of the new universe
Using Puddle Powers, save the universe from Zanzetkuken!
Activate Bullet Time
Crush Zanzetkuken's windpipe
Rip out his heart
Eat it
(1) Zanzetkuken destroys the part of the universe he is in first. Respawn?Using Puddle Powers, save the universe from Zanzetkuken!
>Throw poisoned peanut butter at GreatWyrmGold.
>Reason my way into a combat bonus against entities that have a biological age less than 30 years of age.
Redo the Last thing(4) You are 14 years old
order expansion across Orion arm of galaxy.(1) The orion empire kicks your ass and takes over your empire.
Grow up. Not too old, though.(4) You become 20
Then oversee creation of military.
Flipspinbandsawkick a criminal across the face
Lead revolution and take over Orion empire.Provide military support for the rebels.
Go back to the robbers. Put them in jail.(1) You come back to find the police have already arrested them and that you are under arrest for being a vigilante.
(In Old Law to dodge if i play elay was going die then went to hell,I get myself an K7-Leetha(From Spawn) and Be badass out of hell but since choices is that i have two character)Wait, can you repeat that please, I didn't understand that. Are you saying you want to go to hell?
(3) lordSlowpoke plugs back into the Matrix but his body is still taken over by Mr. Xantalos.Flipspinbandsawkick a criminal across the face
INTERNAL STRIFE
(6+1) THe Orion empire is now controlled by a military junta that has TopHat as a general, and Tavik Toth as dictator. The people start rioting.Lead revolution and take over Orion empire.Provide military support for the rebels.
Remind GM that I am not a baby anymore.
>Respawn(5) Respawn with a bang.
>Continue destruction of the old universe
>Become the worshiped diety of the new universe
(Wait, wasn't I trapped outside of both universes?)
>Continue destruction of the old universeImpede. Action.
>Become the well-loved, worshiped diety of the new universe
ENOUGH OF THISYou turned the sky into pink and yellow polka dots.
>TAMPER WITH THE MATRIX, SUMMONING TRILLIONS OF AGENTS LOYAL TO MY RULEalso take my body from that andreus wannabe
Use the quod est necessarium est licitum defense. Make them prove that they could have brought in the robbers without my help!You got off with a $10 fine
Well I ask can play two people and yes he going to hell with K-7 SuitMaybe and you can't find hell.
Yay! Mitary Junta!You increased the military but they refused to swear loyalty
Attempt to increase the size and power of the military even more, and ensure their undying loyalty to me.
Provide the rioting populace with bread and circuses.
JUMP MC SPINKICKFLASHBANGWHIZPOPPERWAZOOOOOOOOOOTIMEThis failed
ALL CRIMInALS WILL havE THEIR SENSORY OFIFECES SCOURED CLEAN
"Want a new leader? Fine. Go ahead."(2) "Democracy is bad because we are too dumb to choose a leader. Give us our dead king back!"
Let them choose a better leader.
(5-1) You continue destroying the universe.>Continue destruction of the old universeImpede. Action.
>Become the well-loved, worshiped diety of the new universe
>Complete destruction of the old universeIMPEDE ACTION. Also, gain the power to fix/remake the universe and use it.
>Become the well-loved, worshiped diety of the new universe
Destroy new universe
Aid Action. I want both universes to flourish and live.Destroy new universe>Impede Action
((See, my logic is, if I can't have one universe to screw around in and do stuff while Zan gets status as loved godking, no one can have a universe.))I don't get it. You seem to be the thing stopping you from getting that universe.
((Huh? I'm just destroying his utopia.))((See, my logic is, if I can't have one universe to screw around in and do stuff while Zan gets status as loved godking, no one can have a universe.))I don't get it. You seem to be the thing stopping you from getting that universe.
Okay, thanks for the specificity.((Huh? I'm just destroying his utopia.))((See, my logic is, if I can't have one universe to screw around in and do stuff while Zan gets status as loved godking, no one can have a universe.))I don't get it. You seem to be the thing stopping you from getting that universe.
((See, my logic is, if I can't have one universe to screw around in and do stuff while Zan gets status as loved godking, no one can have a universe.))
order the military to Crush the rebel scum. With a capital C. I have no idea what that tar-feather thing is, but it sounds like they don't like me.Tarring and feathering (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarring_and_feathering)
Ah.order the military to Crush the rebel scum. With a capital C. I have no idea what that tar-feather thing is, but it sounds like they don't like me.Tarring and feathering (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarring_and_feathering)
(4-1) YOu destroy some more universe.>Complete destruction of the old universeIMPEDE ACTION. Also, gain the power to fix/remake the universe and use it.
>Become the well-loved, worshiped diety of the new universe
TAKE THE MATRIX ON A MAGNIFICENT TRIP ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS OF MISSINGNO(2) Nope
Destroy new universe(5) You destroy the new universe completly
"How am I supposed to do that? HE. IS. DEA-wait who killed him? Wasnt my guys thats for sure. Hm. We need to find out who."(5) The killer turns out to be the Chick. She became part of the Orion military and led the military coup.
Find out who killed the king and then try to find a way to brong him back to life.
order the military to(2) You can't find your Jericho missiles.CrushCRUSH the rebel scum. With a capitalC.EVERYTHING.I have no idea what that tar-feather thing is, but it sounds like they don't like me.
>Annihilate Xantalos. Painfully on his part....
BEGIN VICTORY DANCE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZPfsPJDfXc)(4) You do. (4 vs. 2) You also knock out Zanzetkuken.
>Annihilate Xantalos. Painfully on his part.(2 vs. 4) He knocks you out as he dances.
"He was dead anyway. Oh and I have found the one who killed him in the first place. Now do whatever you want, I'm out of here."(4) You go there. Where is that?
head to Culture verse.
...You accept. God says From now on you talk like this. Also, can you do something about TopHat killing innocent people in Orion? See ya. You get a giant book that lists people allowed in heaven, and a waiver that states if you abuse godly power too much you will lose it.
Accept!
Sod the missiles. I'm sure that the tanks can just crush them. Literally.(2 vs. 6-1) Your tanks get taken over by the rioters.
THE PREVIOUS ACTION(1) You are so incompetent you blow up somehow.
DO IT RIGHT YOU INCOMPETENT SELF
Drop in out of nowhere.(6) You drop in, complete with Iron Man armor. It's so epic everyone gets knocked off their feet and the Marvel guys sue you for copyright infringement.
"Good morning!..... Owwww..."
This is pretty cool. Hey! You there, TopHat!(5) GWG uses his godly powers to move TopHat to a pocket dimension.
Move TopHat to a pocket dimension for trial. Resurrect those he killed.
>Wake up(5) You wake up.
>Restore the new universe.
>Go to the new universe, and become its diety.
>Reason that since so much of it was destroyed, the old universe would collapse at some point.
"........Owwww..... Goddamnit, that's the third time today." Get up, dust self off. "Now, where the bloody hell did this armor com from?"(3) The armor won't let you get up. You sit up instead.
Its a different universe.(3) you find a bacteria culture.
Go find The Culture.
Innocent people? I rolled a one, flipped them the birdie, and they started the violence bit. And then they stole my tanks.(5) A group of military men come rescue you.
Anyway,
Escape in my space ship. Flee into hiding.
CONTINUE DANCING(4) okay
Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.
Prepare a trial for them.
Stop the ZombiesWhy do you keep on trying to trap me in a strange pocket universe? What have I ever done to you?
Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.
Prepare a trial for them.
Replace the destroyed bits of universe.
Stop the ZombiesYou need to speak with god like authority.
Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.
Prepare a trial for them.
Replace the destroyed bits of universe.
But those were just my...fine.Stop the ZombiesYou need to speak with god like authority.
Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.
Prepare a trial for them.
Replace the destroyed bits of universe.
Stop the ZombiesYou need to speak with god like authority.
Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.
Prepare a trial for them.
Replace the destroyed bits of universe.
DANCE SOME MORE(1) You fail at dancing so hard you break lots of bones. Not all of them yours.
CREATE A BUNCH OF NEW UNIVERSES RIGHT BESIDE ZANZETKUKEN
(HE'S NOT ALLOWED IN)
Sigh."Well then. That's a thing." Get up, for rea this time. Ake stock of the situation.(5) You sigh loudly, then (4) get up. (5) Well, GOD is battling some men.
]Stop the Zombies(3) You wipe out half of them with an earthquake
Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.
Prepare a trial for them.
Replace the destroyed bits of universe.
Go find aliens.(3) You find an immigrant
>Restore the new universe.(2) fail
>Go to the new universe, and become its diety.
Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.
Prepare a trial for them.
>Reason that since I removed mostly empty space, I allowed for the easier development for interstellar civilizations.