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[Xantalos]

BUT-
HRAGBLDAH
WHY DO YOU NOT WANT TO BE GIGANTIC FLYING SHARKS

[GreatWyrmGold]

Because that's kinda dumb.

[Xantalos]

Because that's kinda dumb.

Perhaps you didn't hear me.
GIGANTIC.
FLYING.
METAL.
SHARKS.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I heard you perfectly well.

[Xantalos]

I'd think you'd welcome becoming what is essentially a metal dragon.

[Onyxjew944]

I'd think you'd welcome becoming what is essentially a metal dragon.

Technically it's more akin to being a metal space whale. As a dragon has to be a reptile, and breath something or other.

But a metal space whale would be epic, I think I've done exactly that before on this thread.

[TopHat]

Go on strike.
No wind until they give me control of the entirety of the human race.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Wha...how does that work.
Seriously, I'm doing you guys a favor. You're all 100-foot-long flying giant metal sharks that grill their prey to death!
Also seriously, how does 'open up spacetime rift' stop me? What does it do to me to stop that?

See: Doctor Who, new series 5.  These cracks in space-time that will be created will delete your race from existence in the same manner.

[Xantalos]

Wha...how does that work.
Seriously, I'm doing you guys a favor. You're all 100-foot-long flying giant metal sharks that grill their prey to death!
Also seriously, how does 'open up spacetime rift' stop me? What does it do to me to stop that?

See: Doctor Who, new series 5.  These cracks in space-time that will be created will delete your race from existence in the same manner.

Can you explain it to me? I really don't want to have to watch a tv series I've never watched for the sake of a minimalist RTD.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'd think you'd welcome becoming what is essentially a metal dragon.

Flying sharks are flying sharks. Flying sharks are not dragons.
Also, I don't have to be draconic ALL the time...

[Persus13]

i was thinking xantalos looks a lot like those giant space creatures from the Avengers movie.

[Persus13]

Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.

Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.

Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.

Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.

Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.

Aid action.

Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.

Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.

Do cthulhu-shit to aid that action

(4 vs. 1+2) Despite two aid actions, Xantalos has developed an advanced civilization. Humanity will become giant flying metal whales in (3) turns and that means that reality as we know it will disappear. including this RTD.

CONQUER THE REST OF AUSTRALIA BY ENSLAVING EVERY SHARK IN EXISTENCE
PLUS ALL THE CORRAL
TAKE A WELL DESERVED BREAK FROM MAYHEM AND REWARD MYSELF FOR ANNOYING CONGRESS WITH MURDEROUS BUILDING
BY ANNOYING MORE BUILDINGS
IN AMERICA

(2) No.
(1) How humiliating is dying by coral? Is it even possible? Respawn?

Find some Orange Kryptonite, a newly-made-up kind of Kryptonite which restores superpowers to Kryptonians.
Repeat previous action.

(4) You find some orange kryptonite.

Acquire additional titles.

(4) You are knighted by the queen for acts of... well she was really impressed by your other titles.

Go on strike.
No wind until they give me control of the entirety of the human race.

(4) You go on strike
(3) "How about we just give you Africa and Australia?"

NPCs:
(6 vs. 2) The buildings destroy the US. Military and march on Wahington
(1) Congress transforms into Grillodons.
(6) The Doctor shows up. "Why on earth are these humans becoming giant flying metal land whales?" (3) He heads back in time to confront Xantalos.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I was aiding the impediment of the action, so I was impeding the action. Ergo, Xantalos's roll was [4+1v1+1], not [4v1+2].

Anyways.

Go back in time to before Xantalos started ruining the universe.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Assist the Doctor.

[Xantalos]

"My people prosper! See, this is what everyone wanted me to do - create, not destroy! It's nice.
Quickly develop advanced space flight travel and colonize the galaxy.