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Title: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Greatness942 on February 20, 2018, 05:57:50 am
Why are there so many editions of this on here?

*Ahem*, I mean, Welcome! This will be yet another DtG game on here, except I'm GMing it. So, expect more randomness and brutality. Likely at the same time.

Anyway, like any good DtG game, we have a couple of things to note:

1. The Godmodder godmods. Shocker! Your attacks will not work most of the time unless they are creative or zany enough. If they do? Expect a single Hit Point of damage, 2 at a crit. The Godmodder also Adapts like he's a Borg or something, and will not be hit by the same thing twice...except for, apparently, having spaceships dropped on him, but I'm putting a kibosh on that happening more than once.

2. You can charge your posts! Yes, by doing x/y (i.e 1/20) within your turn, you can charge up an Attack or Summon to make it more powerful! Within a turn, you can attack and charge, or charge up to two different things. You may also place extra Charge Points in someone else's Charge.

3. You do not have to request to enter. Just jump in.

4. Roleplaying, while not necessary, is encouraged. If you feel like playing as a fictionalized version of yourself within the universe, do so! Makes it more interesting.

I don't know what else to type, so if anyone cares: Story!

Bay12. Within the confines of Cyberspace, this quiet little forum and gaming website has been transformed into a thriving, though no less sparse, port town. The water moves through the current with no obstruction, and the modern housing provides comfort and warmth to it's citizens. It's all so peaceful.

Then, however, a fearsome vessel emerges from the docks. It's wood is dark, it's lanterns burning red, and the sails black. The flag on top, the ship's Jolly Roger, depicts a regal gold "GMU" logo against a royal purple backdrop. The vessel lays anchor at the shore, and it's captain leaps over the side onto the wood dock. He looks nondescript, his only real defining trait being that same logo pressed as a badge against his shirt. As soon as he arrives on the more stable ground, however, he raises his hand and snaps his fingers. In a flash, the ship and the dock behind him explode, wood splintering everywhere as a loud bang sounds throughout The Bay.

"Attention!" he demands, "I have heard of this place. It's many powerful "Users" who dare walk among it. But what you haven't realized is, across the waters, an army rose, more powerful than titans. And I crushed them! So, Bay12! BRING IT ON!"
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Secheral on February 20, 2018, 07:11:15 am
A hand crawls from the wreckage behind the Godmodder. Yes, just a hand. A normal hand with eyes in the center. It's name is Hans. A very good name for a hand. Instead of being attached to bones, the clean cut is sealed by a crown  with a wooden bottom that shoved it's spikes inside the hand. Four long capes sporting a myriad of delightful badges are sewn into the hand at the sides, trailing behind it. Many badges.  Every shape and size it could find. Living and inanimate. Shiny and lackluster. Every theme and every alignment. Badges beyond counting. It hunts still for more. It has it's eyes set on this one. And it will take it. It has done so before. It shall do so again.

In passing it heard only sufficiently imaginative plots may wound this prey. No matter. Hans is a master of convulated plans. First it scavenges among the wreckage for supplies and stashes them in the inner dimension between it's capes. Then the building begins. First the curving path that will propel the tiny marble which will hit a boulder carefully angled to fall on a whip-like-mouse-like-thingy contraption that will whip the stag, sending him into the path of a charging bull. The resulting crash will propel the stag away and into the path of a cauldron of caramel timed to tip and coat the stag's horns with it's sticky contents at that exact moment. The stag will continue to fly through the air at the godmodder where another cauldron will drop smoke and flash bombs into the stag's horns where they will stick to caramel. When they finally hit the godmodder with the force of a flying stag, the bombs will go off, leaving him blinded and unaware of Hans stealing his badge and pricking his chest in the process.
[1/3]
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on February 20, 2018, 07:33:41 am
*Pokes the godmodder in the eye*
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Imic on February 20, 2018, 07:48:20 am
Uphill from the harbour, in the oldest part of Bay12, in a tall building greying from age, is Imic. He comes out of the building, takes one look down the road at the Godmodder, and grabs a rifle from his house. He goes out the door, and aims a shot at the godmodder.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Not again... These things keep on coming back.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: King Zultan on February 20, 2018, 07:52:53 am
Walk up to the godmodder, and throw an ice cube at him.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: TamerVirus on February 20, 2018, 08:37:16 am
SWIFT KICK TO BALLS ATTACK GO!
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Rockeater on February 20, 2018, 09:06:48 am
The explosion woken up a walking book,his first though was "this is new but I heard of it" and is second thought was " so we try to kill it now,ok" he started packing staff, the plan is to fly to somewhere in the world, get a Bombardier beetle, fly back and trow it on him,that might work (1/5)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: CABL on February 20, 2018, 11:55:19 am
To the west from the ship of the invader, some creature is swimming underwater. Neither head or body are visible, only bubbles. The creature swims closer and closer to the ship, until the creature finally makes a high jump, landing right on the deck. It's a creature of a foul smell, which somehow has pale scales and brown fur at the same time. It has the head and the eyes of a cave crocodile, fur of a grizzly bear, and ability to walk on two legs of a human. MANBEARCROC!

Chant something in Sumerian in order to squash Godmodder with a falling-from-the-sky McDonalds full of C4 plastic explosives.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: FallacyofUrist on February 20, 2018, 01:25:21 pm
Humming. Grinning. Singing.

You again, I've seen you before
Returning again, coming back for more
The one with the power to set reality's rules
Your bloodline holds power, but makes your ilk fools
Will you be any different? Retreat before your death
You are mighty, but we are many, here to claim your last breath

Begin the Song. Begin the Story. (1/50)

A Goldberg device, a complex weapon
Built to destroy, built to strike upon
Let me help you, let me aid
Let me sing your machine, before you fade

Aid in the Song of Secheral's Goldberg weapon. (2/3)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Greatness942 on February 20, 2018, 01:47:12 pm
A hand crawls from the wreckage behind the Godmodder. Yes, just a hand. A normal hand with eyes in the center. It's name is Hans. A very good name for a hand. Instead of being attached to bones, the clean cut is sealed by a crown  with a wooden bottom that shoved it's spikes inside the hand. Four long capes sporting a myriad of delightful badges are sewn into the hand at the sides, trailing behind it. Many badges.  Every shape and size it could find. Living and inanimate. Shiny and lackluster. Every theme and every alignment. Badges beyond counting. It hunts still for more. It has it's eyes set on this one. And it will take it. It has done so before. It shall do so again.

In passing it heard only sufficiently imaginative plots may wound this prey. No matter. Hans is a master of convulated plans. First it scavenges among the wreckage for supplies and stashes them in the inner dimension between it's capes. Then the building begins. First the curving path that will propel the tiny marble which will hit a boulder carefully angled to fall on a whip-like-mouse-like-thingy contraption that will whip the stag, sending him into the path of a charging bull. The resulting crash will propel the stag away and into the path of a cauldron of caramel timed to tip and coat the stag's horns with it's sticky contents at that exact moment. The stag will continue to fly through the air at the godmodder where another cauldron will drop smoke and flash bombs into the stag's horns where they will stick to caramel. When they finally hit the godmodder with the force of a flying stag, the bombs will go off, leaving him blinded and unaware of Hans stealing his badge and pricking his chest in the process.
[1/3]

Hans begins charging up, the Godmodder seemingly oblivious to it!

*Pokes the godmodder in the eye*
Suddenly, Glass, comes out of nowhere, and manages to prod the Godmodder's eye while he's distracted! 1 HP Lost! The Godmodder stumbles back and growls out "Y-You hit me?! That won't happen again!"

Uphill from the harbour, in the oldest part of Bay12, in a tall building greying from age, is Imic. He comes out of the building, takes one look down the road at the Godmodder, and grabs a rifle from his house. He goes out the door, and aims a shot at the godmodder.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Not again... These things keep on coming back.
The Godmodder grabs the rifle round, puts it in his mouth, and begins chewing.

Walk up to the godmodder, and throw an ice cube at him.
He grabs that, puts it in his mouth, and begins chewing. Lead is hot, dontchaknow?

SWIFT KICK TO BALLS ATTACK GO!
Tamer runs up and clocks the Godmodder's junk...only to hop away screaming as his ankle breaks from the Godmodder's lead codpiece.

The explosion woken up a walking book,his first though was "this is new but I heard of it" and is second thought was " so we try to kill it now,ok" he started packing staff, the plan is to fly to somewhere in the world, get a Bombardier beetle, fly back and trow it on him,that might work (1/5)
Rockeater begins charging!

To the west from the ship of the invader, some creature is swimming underwater. Neither head or body are visible, only bubbles. The creature swims closer and closer to the ship, until the creature finally makes a high jump, landing right on the deck. It's a creature of a foul smell, which somehow has pale scales and brown fur at the same time. It has the head and the eyes of a cave crocodile, fur of a grizzly bear, and ability to walk on two legs of a human. MANBEARCROC!

Chant something in Sumerian in order to squash Godmodder with a falling-from-the-sky McDonalds full of C4 plastic explosives.
Suddenly, a McDonalds pops up out of nowhere, filled with C4. The Godmodder raises his hand up, and catches it, before throwing it behind him, where it explodes harmlessly into the ocean.

Humming. Grinning. Singing.

You again, I've seen you before
Returning again, coming back for more
The one with the power to set reality's rules
Your bloodline holds power, but makes your ilk fools
Will you be any different? Retreat before your death
You are mighty, but we are many, here to claim your last breath

Begin the Song. Begin the Story. (1/50)

A Goldberg device, a complex weapon
Built to destroy, built to strike upon
Let me help you, let me aid
Let me sing your machine, before you fade

Aid in the Song of Secheral's Goldberg weapon. (2/3)
Fallacy begins singing his song, while also popping into Hans' Charge to provide a boost.

The Godmodder growls at his eye getting poked, and abuses his power to do a two-fer! First, he fires the lead ball round he had been chewing into Imic's face! Then, he slams his hand into the ground, smashing a ravine through the Earth! From this ravine comes his first Summon: the Terror Spider! A large tarantula with glowing yellow eyes and bruise-purple skin crawls out, and makes a clicking noise.

Stats:

The Godmodder: 49/50
Terror Spider: 3,000/3,000
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Puppyguard on February 20, 2018, 01:47:20 pm
Silverware flew through the air from the exploded ship, landing on the charred dock and the ocean below.

A single fork sank in the water, falling deeper into the depths. It fell into a barrel with a radioactive sign plastered on its front. The fork rested on glowing green goop, and began to grow in size as an intelligence wormed its way inside the fork. A voice spoke from within the  fork. "I... Am... FORKNOR!"

The fork was now as big as a dog, and it was still growing.

Continue to grow in size (1/20)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: TamerVirus on February 20, 2018, 01:51:35 pm
Equip steel toed boots. KICK SPIDER IN THE BALLS
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Blood_Librarian on February 20, 2018, 02:10:14 pm
SPEAR THAT DUDE WITH A BALLISTAE BOLT.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on February 20, 2018, 03:03:06 pm
Hmn...
Very well then. In the name of all that is holy, and in the search of constant improvement, allow me to try this.

Summoning Acter Nobody, god of Improvement. Please contribute to summoning circle, hopes, and prayers. 1/(100?)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: King Zultan on February 21, 2018, 02:42:36 am
Hit the godmodder with a broom, and tell him to go away.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Rockeater on February 21, 2018, 03:12:13 am
I am on a plane,I am on a plane,I am on a plaaane (2/5)
also
A giant spider in the port,this cloud only be solved by throwing someone of the plane to hit him but it will take him sometime to get there(1/2)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: CABL on February 21, 2018, 03:46:00 am
Sneak behind the spider, then ride it and claw and bite its eyes out.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Imic on February 21, 2018, 04:00:21 am
Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Imic runs up onto the rooftops of the old town, and heads for the port, since the bottom floor of his house is now mostly made of a large lead ball sticking out of it.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
He runs up to the port, and lights a building on fire with matches and fire magic. This, once started properly, should distract the godmodder and create a cool backdrop during the inevitable final battle. He lights it in a distant corner though, it shall grow in time.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: FallacyofUrist on February 21, 2018, 10:16:32 am
Humming. Grinning. Singing some more!

The game is afoot, the game has begun
We play the game, for so much fun
Thank you enemy, thank you fool
For providing us with this entertaining jewel
Regardless, though, we are foes eternal
But still, we thank you for this fight exceptional

Continue the Song. Continue the Story. (2/50)

Cutlery are forks, spoons, and knives
Normally for eating, but they may take lives
One life in particular, I think you aim for
So I support you, to fight, grow more

Aid in the Song of Puppyguard's Forknor growth. (2/20)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Greatness942 on February 21, 2018, 12:24:20 pm
Silverware flew through the air from the exploded ship, landing on the charred dock and the ocean below.

A single fork sank in the water, falling deeper into the depths. It fell into a barrel with a radioactive sign plastered on its front. The fork rested on glowing green goop, and began to grow in size as an intelligence wormed its way inside the fork. A voice spoke from within the  fork. "I... Am... FORKNOR!"

The fork was now as big as a dog, and it was still growing.

Continue to grow in size (1/20)
Forknor's mass increases! He is now Big Forknor!

Equip steel toed boots. KICK SPIDER IN THE BALLS
A bell seems to chime as the Spider's nads suddenly retract inward from the massive blow...wait, do Spiders have balls in the traditional sense? Ah, who cares. The Terror Spider is critically hit for 2,150 HP, leaving it with only 850 HP!

SPEAR THAT DUDE WITH A BALLISTAE BOLT.
The Godmodder catches the massive bolt in mid-air, and chucks it into the air. About ten seconds later, it lands, with two Bald Eagles and one Owl impaled on the blade.

Hmn...
Very well then. In the name of all that is holy, and in the search of constant improvement, allow me to try this.

Summoning Acter Nobody, god of Improvement. Please contribute to summoning circle, hopes, and prayers. 1/(100?)
Runes are drawn, and candles are lit. Acter Nobody has begun to cross over into Bay12's world!

Hit the godmodder with a broom, and tell him to go away.
It doesn't even hurt him. In fact, he looks mildly annoyed at the most that someone is poking him with a broom. So, he grabs it, and snaps it in two, making improvised shanks out of the sharp ends.

I am on a plane,I am on a plane,I am on a plaaane (2/5)
also
A giant spider in the port,this cloud only be solved by throwing someone of the plane to hit him but it will take him sometime to get there(1/2)
Plaaaaaanes. Rockeater is on the plane, just waiting to be brought back into the fray!

Sneak behind the spider, then ride it and claw and bite its eyes out.
The Terror Spider suddenly gets a face-ful of claws and teeth! 350 HP remaining for the Terror Spider!

Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Imic runs up onto the rooftops of the old town, and heads for the port, since the bottom floor of his house is now mostly made of a large lead ball sticking out of it.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
He runs up to the port, and lights a building on fire with matches and fire magic. This, once started properly, should distract the godmodder and create a cool backdrop during the inevitable final battle. He lights it in a distant corner though, it shall grow in time.
With masterful parkour skills that make Ezio Auditore himself blush and weep in envy, Imic runs from rooftop to rooftop, over to the port. When he makes it there, he slips in, and sets a wonderful fire, to be used for later on!

Humming. Grinning. Singing some more!

The game is afoot, the game has begun
We play the game, for so much fun
Thank you enemy, thank you fool
For providing us with this entertaining jewel
Regardless, though, we are foes eternal
But still, we thank you for this fight exceptional

Continue the Song. Continue the Story. (2/50)

Cutlery are forks, spoons, and knives
Normally for eating, but they may take lives
One life in particular, I think you aim for
So I support you, to fight, grow more

Aid in the Song of Puppyguard's Forknor growth. (2/20)
Fallacy continues his song of songs, his voice so full of mirth and melody that Forknor expands even more, into Bigger Forknor!

The Terror Spider webs up his most damaging enemy, TamerVirus, before scurrying back to the burning remains of the dock!

The Godmodder waves his new Broom Shanks across the air, and the birds he impaled return to life! The Zombie Bald Eagles, and the Undead Owl have entered the fray on the Godmodder's side!

The Godmodder: 49/50
Terror Spider: 350/3,000
Zombie Bald Eagle 1: 760/760
Zombie Bald Eagle 2: 760/760
Undead Owl: 550/550

Because I didn't explain Allegiances:
Purple glowing Gold: Godmodder
Purple: Pro-Godmodder
White glowing Blue: Anti-Godmodder.
Neutral colors have not been decided, yet.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Blood_Librarian on February 21, 2018, 12:26:27 pm
SUMMON A GANG OF HYPER-TERRORISTS. THESE MEN AND WOMAN WILL BE THE TIP OF THE SPEAR IN ACTS OF TERROR AGAINST GOD-MODDER FACILITIES.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: TamerVirus on February 21, 2018, 12:38:23 pm
I EAT THE SPIDERWEB AND SPIT UP A WEB LOOGIE AT THE ZOMBIE OWL
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Rockeater on February 21, 2018, 12:43:30 pm
How hard is it to find a bombardier beatle (3/5)
The man splash on the spider in a shower of blood some of which enter the godmodder eye (2/2)
if I can't both then only the spider.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Secheral on February 21, 2018, 12:44:56 pm
Hans continues building on it's previous 2/3 convulated plan and evolves it into a 3/3 charged action.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Gwolfski on February 21, 2018, 01:04:43 pm
*Hic* "Again?"  Gwolfski once again is interrupted from drinking strawberry wine. "Fine" Beam into the port city with a cool soviet-era looking tank
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on February 21, 2018, 01:07:43 pm
Acter Nobody has begun to cross over into Bay12's world!
Hmn? Ah, I see the issue.
No, Acter's already on Bay12. Frequent character of mine, used for godgames. The point here is to actually get him available for combat. Give him an avatar, per se.

Anyway, analyze the layers of reality and their metaphysical shapes to determine the best route for Acter to take to get to the physical/cyberspace/wherever-we-are plane. 2/(100?)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Puppyguard on February 21, 2018, 05:13:48 pm
Bigger Forknor continued to grow larger, and more powerful!
Continue to grow in size (3/20)
STOP Blueturtle with my growing psionic power, focused through the fork prongs.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: King Zultan on February 22, 2018, 12:04:45 am
Go get a knife and stab the godmodder in his face.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: CABL on February 22, 2018, 10:39:28 am
Finish the Terror Spider by ripping off its head with my hands!
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Imic on February 22, 2018, 10:46:04 am
Imi decides to stop illistrating things, and makes a rube goldberg machine between some point uo the road, with every weapon at the end, with a machine to aim it in my hands, and with the rube goldberg machine set up to trigger all the firearms and throw all of the non firearms, with an auto aiming system aiming for the godmodder. I can override the auto aim if I want, but I'll set it on auto for now.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: blueturtle1134 on February 22, 2018, 11:36:06 am
If you can't win, make damn well sure the other guy loses.

Nuke everything EXCEPT the godmodder.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: IndigoFenix on February 22, 2018, 11:54:58 am
A host for the Indigo Phoenix appears!

The Indigo Phoenix is a viral meme that cannot die unless everyone forgets it exists.  The more minds it infects, the stronger its attack becomes when summoned, at a rate equal to n!.

Right now it has only one host and is too weak to infect even the weakest new hosts unwillingly; they must allow it to bond with them.  When the Indigo Phoenix has 7 hosts (power level 5040), it will attempt to attack the Godmodder.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on February 22, 2018, 12:04:44 pm
If you can't win, make damn well sure the other guy loses.

Nuke everything EXCEPT the godmodder.

...
*confusion*

Mate, I'm pretty sure that the godmodder would be happy about that happening. As in, that would not be a loss in his opinion.
Please don't be an ass for literally no reason.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: FallacyofUrist on February 22, 2018, 12:57:46 pm
Humming, grinning... frowning. Shouting for joy!

Necromancy isn't the right word
Necromancy envisions the future through death
But you, your magic pulls the dead back across the great ford
Undoing the effect of the final breath
Undead birds you have made
But they'll soon fade...
My song won't

Continue the Song. Continue the Story. (3/50)

The most indiscriminate option, the nuclear blast
The blast that makes anyone run fast
Perhaps including the one who we fight
You have the wrong target, I'll make it right

Sabatoge blueturtle's nuke so that it only explodes the Godmodder instead of nuking everyone but him.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Imic on February 22, 2018, 01:30:43 pm
If you can't win, make damn well sure the other guy loses.

Nuke everything EXCEPT the godmodder.
STOP HIM
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: blueturtle1134 on February 25, 2018, 01:58:22 pm
Lemme put it this way. If I Nuke the godmodder, he'll deflect it. I might as well destroy the world so he can't have the satisfaction of destroying it himself.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Puppyguard on February 25, 2018, 02:08:26 pm
Lemme put it this way. If I Nuke the godmodder, he'll deflect it. I might as well destroy the world so he can't have the satisfaction of destroying it himself.
A large fork flew towards blueturtle at high speeds, stopping mere inches away from blueturtle's face.
"FOOL!" A voice echoed from within the fork. "You are deceiving yourself! He will not care how the world is destroyed, He'll find another if we don't stop him here!"
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: blueturtle1134 on February 26, 2018, 09:40:20 am
Lemme put it this way. If I Nuke the godmodder, he'll deflect it. I might as well destroy the world so he can't have the satisfaction of destroying it himself.
A large fork flew towards blueturtle at high speeds, stopping mere inches away from blueturtle's face.
"FOOL!" A voice echoed from within the fork. "You are deceiving yourself! He will not care how the world is destroyed, He'll find another if we don't stop him here!"

He's a godmodder, and thus is powerless if we aren't playing the same game as him.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: CABL on February 26, 2018, 10:38:59 am
He's a godmodder, and thus is powerless if we aren't playing the same game as him.

Yeah, because it's not like the game can include the other planets/planes of existence as possible locations where we and Godmodder can go to or respawn on!
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on February 26, 2018, 11:09:43 am
Y'know, the godmodder isn't doing anything.

If they don't do anything soon, I'm claiming we win by default.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Gwolfski on February 26, 2018, 11:13:23 am
also, I nuked the godmodder once.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Imic on February 26, 2018, 11:48:24 am
Cough
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: TamerVirus on February 26, 2018, 12:04:45 pm
Mutiny! Revolution! Anarchy! Time to give power back to the forumgoers and elect a new godmodder!
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Rockeater on February 26, 2018, 12:13:38 pm
Mutiny! Revolution! Anarchy! Time to give power back to the forumgoers and elect a new godmodder!
Now that a goo idea
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: blueturtle1134 on February 26, 2018, 02:11:44 pm
He's a godmodder, and thus is powerless if we aren't playing the same game as him.

Yeah, because it's not like the game can include the other planets/planes of existence as possible locations where we and Godmodder can go to or respawn on!

But that's not the point. The point is that we refuse to play the game he lays out for us. If we can't beat him, we can at least spite him while going down.

And we also have to consider the fourth wall and note that the GM is listening. Now that I've revealed that I want to destroy the world rather than let it fall, he will change the godmodder's behavior and motivations to prevent this and extend the game. That's why I didn't explain myself up front.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: TamerVirus on February 26, 2018, 02:14:48 pm
But that's not the point. The point is that we refuse to play the game he lays out for us.

We can do that by not posting and letting the game fall off into the void of abandoned games, but where's the fun in that
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Greatness942 on February 26, 2018, 05:28:20 pm
Sorry for not updating, guys! I'm sick right now, so motivation is sapped. I should be up for updating either tomorrow or the day after.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: blueturtle1134 on February 27, 2018, 01:52:25 pm
Mutiny! Revolution! Anarchy! Time to give power back to the forumgoers and elect a new godmodder!
Now that a goo idea

Point out that there were no stated rules on how many posts per turn.

Start an election.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: bloop_bleep on February 27, 2018, 02:03:30 pm
PTW
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on February 27, 2018, 02:26:58 pm
Start an election.
I nominate myself on the grounds of turning this into a GM-less godgame.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Greatness942 on February 28, 2018, 12:44:08 am
Sweet Jesus, I get sick once and everything falls into chaos! ...GOOD! If it didn't I was doing my job wrong.

SUMMON A GANG OF HYPER-TERRORISTS. THESE MEN AND WOMAN WILL BE THE TIP OF THE SPEAR IN ACTS OF TERROR AGAINST GOD-MODDER FACILITIES.
Hyper Terrorists have been summoned! A medium sized militia of some of the fastest bombers and blasters this side of (insert controversial country here) has arrived onto the scene!

I EAT THE SPIDERWEB AND SPIT UP A WEB LOOGIE AT THE ZOMBIE OWL
Tamer unhinges his jaw like a damn snake, eats the web, and spits it up at the Undead Owl. The Undead Owl is stunned and cannot act!

How hard is it to find a bombardier beatle (3/5)
The man splash on the spider in a shower of blood some of which enter the godmodder eye (2/2)
if I can't both then only the spider.
While the hunt goes on, the poor sap falling out of the plane lands skull-first on the Terror Spider. 250 HP lost! The Terror Spider is bleeding, now!

Hans continues building on it's previous 2/3 convulated plan and evolves it into a 3/3 charged action.
Hans...does that thing. That long thing. The badge is stolen! The Godmodder takes 1 HP of damage. To halt everything, he pins a new badge on, throws on sunglasses, and puts on a shield to prevent the spread of caramel.

*Hic* "Again?"  Gwolfski once again is interrupted from drinking strawberry wine. "Fine" Beam into the port city with a cool soviet-era looking tank
Gwolfski has summoned himself! Gwolfski's Soviet Tank has beamed in, ready to rock and roll!

Acter Nobody has begun to cross over into Bay12's world!
Hmn? Ah, I see the issue.
No, Acter's already on Bay12. Frequent character of mine, used for godgames. The point here is to actually get him available for combat. Give him an avatar, per se.

Anyway, analyze the layers of reality and their metaphysical shapes to determine the best route for Acter to take to get to the physical/cyberspace/wherever-we-are plane. 2/(100?)
The Game Master face-palms, but refuses to retcon it because otherwise the quote doesn't matter. In the mean time, a rip in space time is found out at sea!

Bigger Forknor continued to grow larger, and more powerful!
Continue to grow in size (3/20)
STOP Blueturtle with my growing psionic power, focused through the fork prongs.
Blueturtle hasn't done anything yet! In the meantime, Bigger Forknor becomes Even Bigger Forknor!

Go get a knife and stab the godmodder in his face.
The Godmodder catches it with his teeth! And then he waggles his eyebrows, the cheeky beggar.

Finish the Terror Spider by ripping off its head with my hands!
The Terror Spider is decapitated, blood pouring out onto the island!

Imi decides to stop illistrating things, and makes a rube goldberg machine between some point uo the road, with every weapon at the end, with a machine to aim it in my hands, and with the rube goldberg machine set up to trigger all the firearms and throw all of the non firearms, with an auto aiming system aiming for the godmodder. I can override the auto aim if I want, but I'll set it on auto for now.
Because you didn't specify a Charge, the Godmodder easily sees everything, and Matrix dodges like a balla.

If you can't win, make damn well sure the other guy loses.

Nuke everything EXCEPT the godmodder.
A nuke appears, but an argument suddenly breaks out! Anti-Godmodders wage war against each other for the nuke! In the confusion, the nuke hangs in mid-air, becoming a Schrodinger's Atomic Missile: until the conflict has been resolved once and for all, the nuke neither is falling, nor is it not.

A host for the Indigo Phoenix appears!

The Indigo Phoenix is a viral meme that cannot die unless everyone forgets it exists.  The more minds it infects, the stronger its attack becomes when summoned, at a rate equal to n!.

Right now it has only one host and is too weak to infect even the weakest new hosts unwillingly; they must allow it to bond with them.  When the Indigo Phoenix has 7 hosts (power level 5040), it will attempt to attack the Godmodder.
The Indigo Phoenix has possessed some nobody tourist by the name of EmpireZ, and now must begin the spread!

Humming, grinning... frowning. Shouting for joy!

Necromancy isn't the right word
Necromancy envisions the future through death
But you, your magic pulls the dead back across the great ford
Undoing the effect of the final breath
Undead birds you have made
But they'll soon fade...
My song won't

Continue the Song. Continue the Story. (3/50)

The most indiscriminate option, the nuclear blast
The blast that makes anyone run fast
Perhaps including the one who we fight
You have the wrong target, I'll make it right

Sabatoge blueturtle's nuke so that it only explodes the Godmodder instead of nuking everyone but him.
The nuke is still a Schrodinger's Atomic Missile! Stopping it in the same turn it may or may not be spawned in may cause time paradoxes! The song continues, though. That's nice.

Mutiny! Revolution! Anarchy! Time to give power back to the forumgoers and elect a new godmodder!
You have no authority over the Godmodder Union!

Mutiny! Revolution! Anarchy! Time to give power back to the forumgoers and elect a new godmodder!
Now that a goo idea

Point out that there were no stated rules on how many posts per turn.

Start an election.

...Good idea! Erm, how to do that...gimme a minute.

Start an election.
I nominate myself on the grounds of turning this into a GM-less godgame.
The election is started, but until another nominee is allowed to run, the votes cannot begin!

The Hyper Terrorists shoot down the first Zombie Eagle, shouting "DEATH TO GODMODDING CAPATILISM!"

The second Zombie Eagle begins pecking at the Hyper Terrorists, killing one of their own, which does 50 HP of damage!

The Undead Owl can't even whistle! That's how tight the webs are!

The Godmodder sneers, and looks up at the Schrodinger's Atomic Missile. In his right hand is a mysterious looking gun, apparentely gained during the small hiatus. Bastard.

The Godmodder: 48/50
Zombie Bald Eagle 2: 760/760
Undead Owl: 550/550
The Hyper Terrorist Cell: 250/300
The Schrodinger's Atomic Missile: Paradoxes/Argumentative Physics.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Secheral on February 28, 2018, 12:59:19 am
Oh, no! He has another badge! Hans is allergic to people with two badges! Very allergic. It swells up and explodes, leaving it's best friend Secheral a crying wreck. Empowered by this sense of loss, I headbutt the godmodder in the head.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Puppyguard on February 28, 2018, 01:15:33 am
Even Bigger Forknor absorbs the particles around it, adding more size!
Continue to grow in size (4/20)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Imic on February 28, 2018, 01:47:03 am
Uh... Run around screaming like a moose!
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: King Zultan on February 28, 2018, 03:49:37 am
Go steal a car and ram the godmodder with it.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: CABL on February 28, 2018, 04:02:22 am
Out of the clear sky, a lighting strikes the ManBearCroc! However, it's all according to the plan...

Charge my nanomachines via electricity of the lightning to give me super strength, super resilience, and super speed. (1/4)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: blueturtle1134 on February 28, 2018, 08:28:36 am
Observe the missile, forcing it to either fall or not fall RIGHT NOW, at random.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: TamerVirus on February 28, 2018, 08:49:44 am
Grab the Undead Owl and Suplex it through a table!

Also...

Create a square out of candles and begin a ritual! (1/5)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Blood_Librarian on February 28, 2018, 09:24:58 am
Run for the election, Be the hero that this place needs to be elected IN THE ELECTIONS

Start a grass roots terrorist campaign against the fiends of this world, centered around The Phantom Pains song, "Nuclear",  the elimination of normal terrorism in favor of the unionization and centralization that the Hyper terrorists offer. This means an expansion of the resources and POWEERRH that the HYPER-TERRORIST cells EVERYWHERE has, for ALL terrorists are part of the HYPERTERRORIST group, they just DON'T KNOW IT YET.

Additionally, HYPER TERRORISTS are centralizing the elite of ALL terrorist groups for the purposes of their JUSTICE.

so they could probably slay the bad guys. Yeah.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: FallacyofUrist on February 28, 2018, 10:09:02 am
Singing, dancing, twirling of a flamethrowing rod!

A missile, hanging in the air
Suspended between states
Like that guy's cat, or in this case a bear
Ready to fall if the argument ever abates
Summons everywhere, fighting on either side
Meanwhile I just sing, I just abide

Continue the Song. Continue the Story. (4/50)

Speaking of that nuke,
This fluke of stasis
The basis of quantum theory
Although clearly not a cat
What can be done?
Should it start or should it stop?

Envelop the nuke in darkness to prevent it from being observed.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on February 28, 2018, 10:12:15 am
Stabilize the rift for use as a more effective transit for Acter's arrival. (3/100 75?)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Rockeater on February 28, 2018, 10:27:20 am
Fly back with the beetle,fly back with the beetle, fly baaack(4/5).
and,the man ghost see the portal, it feel it calling, the man think he will go to the heavens, but instead his spirit is now no more,at least transit for Acter's arrival. (4/75)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: blueturtle1134 on February 28, 2018, 01:03:53 pm
Summon Warp Storm.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Gwolfski on March 01, 2018, 07:19:26 am
Fire at the zombie birds
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: IndigoFenix on March 01, 2018, 08:14:43 am
Attempt to slip into the subconscious mind of the singing one.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Greatness942 on March 03, 2018, 11:06:45 pm
Oh, no! He has another badge! Hans is allergic to people with two badges! Very allergic. It swells up and explodes, leaving it's best friend Secheral a crying wreck. Empowered by this sense of loss, I headbutt the godmodder in the head.
Secheral runs up to the Godmodder, his head thrust forward...and he runs into a brick wall that comes out of nowhere.

Even Bigger Forknor absorbs the particles around it, adding more size!
Continue to grow in size (4/20)
Even Bigger Forknor becomes Even Even Bigger Forknor!

Uh... Run around screaming like a moose!
He trots and mewls like he just dumped acid, trying to headbutt everything in sight!

Go steal a car and ram the godmodder with it.
The Godmodder pulls out a huge fan, blowing the car away! In addition, the car's angry owner pulls out his shotgun and decides that both sides must suck, with all their property destruction. Thlewis Mahogany has summoned himself in!

Out of the clear sky, a lighting strikes the ManBearCroc! However, it's all according to the plan...

Charge my nanomachines via electricity of the lightning to give me super strength, super resilience, and super speed. (1/4)
Lightning strikes the ManBearCroc, and his nanomachines go insane!

Observe the missile, forcing it to either fall or not fall RIGHT NOW, at random.
The Schrodinger's Atomic Missile is affected by the direct observation, and begins falling...up! It rises through the clouds like a majestic, really fast hot air balloon!

Grab the Undead Owl and Suplex it through a table!

Also...

Create a square out of candles and begin a ritual! (1/5)
After suplexing the Undead Owl and leaving it with 350 HP, Tamer begins his ritual!

Run for the election, Be the hero that this place needs to be elected IN THE ELECTIONS

Start a grass roots terrorist campaign against the fiends of this world, centered around The Phantom Pains song, "Nuclear",  the elimination of normal terrorism in favor of the unionization and centralization that the Hyper terrorists offer. This means an expansion of the resources and POWEERRH that the HYPER-TERRORIST cells EVERYWHERE has, for ALL terrorists are part of the HYPERTERRORIST group, they just DON'T KNOW IT YET.

Additionally, HYPER TERRORISTS are centralizing the elite of ALL terrorist groups for the purposes of their JUSTICE.

so they could probably slay the bad guys. Yeah.

The "Nuclear" Party has signed on for the Election! If voted up, all Terrorists will become AG-Hyperterrorists!

The Election has begun.
Singing, dancing, twirling of a flamethrowing rod!

A missile, hanging in the air
Suspended between states
Like that guy's cat, or in this case a bear
Ready to fall if the argument ever abates
Summons everywhere, fighting on either side
Meanwhile I just sing, I just abide

Continue the Song. Continue the Story. (4/50)

Speaking of that nuke,
This fluke of stasis
The basis of quantum theory
Although clearly not a cat
What can be done?
Should it start or should it stop?

Envelop the nuke in darkness to prevent it from being observed.
The melody continues, but the Nuke is already flying up!

Stabilize the rift for use as a more effective transit for Acter's arrival. (3/100 75?)
The Rift stabilizes! Acter is approaching!

Fly back with the beetle,fly back with the beetle, fly baaack(4/5).
and,the man ghost see the portal, it feel it calling, the man think he will go to the heavens, but instead his spirit is now no more,at least transit for Acter's arrival. (4/75)
He advances to the battle, allowing Acter transit on his energy.

Summon Warp Storm.
A weak Warp Storm has been summoned! A swirling vortex of red energy swarms around the Godmodder's Ship!

Fire at the zombie birds
Using his tank, Gwolfski blows the Undead Owl to gory smithereens, letting it's limbs fly into the waters.

Attempt to slip into the subconscious mind of the singing one.
The Indigo Phoenix attempts to synchronize and assimilate into Fallacy of Urist! Does it succeed? We'll find out shortly.

Thlewis Mahogany fires into the crowd of Hyperterrorists, killing two of them and leaving 150 HP to their name.

The Hyperterrorists fire back into Thlewis, and the unarmored human is pumped full of holes! Thlewis falls over, instantly dead.

The second Zombie Bald Eagle flies into Gwolfski's tank, disabling it!

The Warp Storm grows slightly!

The Godmodder pulls out a shoulder holster, and places his weird looking gun into it! He then summons in an armada of Rabid Fangirls, who all love him no matter what!

The Godmodder: 48/50
Zombie Bald Eagle 2: 760/760
Rabid Fangirls: 500/500
The Hyper Terrorist Cell: 150/300
Small Warp Storm: 1,000/1,000
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: blueturtle1134 on March 03, 2018, 11:37:16 pm
Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Puppyguard on March 04, 2018, 12:18:23 am
Even Even Bigger Forknor continued to grow in size.
Grow in size. (5/20)
Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
EDIT: Allow this to happen.
@PUPPYGUARD VOTE FOR ME, DEW IT.
Vote for Blood_Librarian in the election.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Blood_Librarian on March 04, 2018, 12:19:57 am
VOTE FOR MYSELF.

ENLIGHTEN THE HYPER TERRORISTS I HAVE WITH ME TO USE WHATEVER MEANS THEY HAVE TO KILL THE BAD GUYS.


@PUPPYGUARD VOTE FOR ME, DEW IT.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Secheral on March 04, 2018, 01:18:34 am
Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
Poison the buff in secret.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: CABL on March 04, 2018, 01:57:52 am
Using my super strength, throw a school bus at the Godmodder's fangirls.

Continue charging my nanomachines. I need that super resilience and super speed. (2/4)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: King Zultan on March 04, 2018, 04:39:39 am
Ram the fangirls with the car until the are dead..
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: IndigoFenix on March 04, 2018, 05:19:51 am
Attempt to slip into the subconscious mind of the singing one.
The Indigo Phoenix attempts to synchronize and assimilate into Fallacy of Urist! Does it succeed? We'll find out shortly.

If successful:
Combotech: Memetic Spread.
If Fallacy of Urist's song includes imagery relating to "blue wings" or a "blue bird" or something similar, the Indigo Phoenix will spread to anyone who hears the song and grow in power according to the number of listeners.


In either case:
Attempt to spread to ManBearCroc.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: TamerVirus on March 04, 2018, 09:20:03 am
Deploy boxes of poisoned chocolate and give them to the fangirls, under the pretense that the chocolate is a gift from the godmodder!

Also...

Grab the shards of broken table and pile it in the center of my candle square! The ritual continues!(2/5)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Blood_Librarian on March 04, 2018, 09:35:37 am
why does no one vote for me???
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on March 04, 2018, 09:42:45 am
Please recall that I am a viable candidate of the "godgame" party.

...I'm not quite sure what to do to extend getting Acter here, but we need more charging to make him actually powerful. Indescion waiting stuff happens. (5/75)

Also, give the fan girls Undertale to distract them. I don't know whether it will distract them with love or hate, but it will probably distract them.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Dustan Hache on March 04, 2018, 09:55:42 am
appear behind fallacy, and duct-tape his mouth shut. Stupid bards!
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Gwolfski on March 04, 2018, 04:12:46 pm
Ram the fangirls with the car until the are dead..
Help, using my tank Anime fangirls are better!
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Rockeater on March 04, 2018, 04:33:00 pm
Trow the bombardier beetles to the Godmodder throat, there they release Benzoquinone cousing irritation (5/5)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: blueturtle1134 on March 04, 2018, 06:43:27 pm
Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
Try to stop this traitor. Using lethal force if necessary.

Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
Poison the buff in secret.

EES LLIW MG EHT ESUACEB SNOITNETNI EURT YM ERALCED YLNEPO TONNAC I SEXOB HTOB STIF SIHT EGAMAD ENO SUNIM GNIOD FO ECNAHC A EVAH SKCATTA EVITAERC SEMAG SUOIVERP FFO DESAB YAD ETISOPPO YADOT ERALCED OT GNIOG SAW I

Please I cannot afford to explain myself again; he is the godmodder, he can hear us.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on March 04, 2018, 07:10:58 pm
*facepalm*
Nobody likes opposite day, Blue.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Secheral on March 04, 2018, 08:09:09 pm
Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
Poison the buff in secret.
Inhale all the poison before this happens. Inhale some fire. Then spit at godmodder like some kind of a cobra-dragon.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Greatness942 on March 04, 2018, 09:31:04 pm
Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
Try to stop this traitor. Using lethal force if necessary.

Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
Poison the buff in secret.

EES LLIW MG EHT ESUACEB SNOITNETNI EURT YM ERALCED YLNEPO TONNAC I SEXOB HTOB STIF SIHT EGAMAD ENO SUNIM GNIOD FO ECNAHC A EVAH SKCATTA EVITAERC SEMAG SUOIVERP FFO DESAB YAD ETISOPPO YADOT ERALCED OT GNIOG SAW I

Please I cannot afford to explain myself again; he is the godmodder, he can hear us.
Is that a Cipher of some kind, or did you slam your head into the keyboard 17 times?
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Puppyguard on March 04, 2018, 09:51:06 pm
Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
EDIT: Allow this to happen.
Action altered.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: TamerVirus on March 10, 2018, 10:07:11 am
*cough*
Shall we overthrow the godmodder?!?
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: HugeNerdAndProudOfIt on March 10, 2018, 12:01:11 pm
A giant floating skull descends from the sky. The left eye socket is glowing red, and the right eye socket is glowing blue.

The red eye begins contracting to a point (1/3)

The blue eye begins glowing brighter and brighter (1/3)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on March 10, 2018, 01:49:00 pm
*cough*
Shall we overthrow the godmodder?!?
Yes.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Greatness942 on March 14, 2018, 11:08:29 pm
((Update: I was typing up a turn, but something went wrong that culled out most of it. Apologies. I'll try to update tomorrow.

Also, sorry for taking so long to update. I got sick, and thus decided to take a hiatus.))
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: CABL on March 15, 2018, 04:49:09 am
((No problems, hopefully you'll recover completely soon!))
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on March 23, 2018, 12:23:42 pm
Amongst the calm, smoother paths to reality lay themselves out for the arrival of a god...
(6/[75 or something I really don’t even know] for Acter showing up)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: blueturtle1134 on March 24, 2018, 01:59:35 pm
Just going to mention, Glass, but Acter isn't going to work. Acter would be a tour-de-force. In anything approximating his full power, Acter is a god. You expect him to one-shot the Godmodder. That's not how these games work. I haven't played any of these before, but I've read them, and I can tell that the Godmodder is supposed to be brought down one HP at a time.

PLUS: Acter is a notion created on Bay12. His power is the result of preconceived notions in this online community. As a being with power on both sides of the fourth wall, the Godmodder is fully capable of directly shutting said notions down. He can just go "Reality prohibits gods, bam" and there's nothing we can say to that.

PLUS: Acter comes from the godgame genre of games which this is not part of and which not many of the people in this thread play. Even without the Godmodder consciously attacking him, the transition from genre to genre will be enough to splat him on its own. This is true IC and OOC. The rules of this universe may well prohibit gods of his type, and the GM may well be loathe to introduce a character from a different type of game. Plus using one person's stock character won't sit well with any GM. Not to mention he may not even know who Acter is. This is made more likely because you had to clarify things about what he represents.

PLUS: This type of game runs off chaos and confusion, spontaneous actions, unpredictable events. No set rules laid out. I read TVTropes and it mentioned that Darth Vader commanded a gunship rescue during the last one? But you've been focusing on Acter exclusively so far. To have the summoning succeed would be anticlimactic. The GM will elect to make something bad out of it in order to continue the feel of this kind of game. I mean, you're even assuming systems. You're assuming that he can be summoned through our actions at all and that he will be summoned at 75. That number of 100 was pulled out of your hat and 75 was too. The charge thing was supposed to be for small numbers, things you plan to capitalize on in n turns. Notice, he lets you provide the n. This is saying that in 75 turns you use whatever energy you have to summon Acter. There's no guarantee that it'll be enough.

In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of ev'ry glove that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
"I am leaving, I am leaving"
But the fighter still remains
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3LFML_pxlY)

We're going to beat this guyI propose we use the Greek αυτούς "Aftos" meaning Them, and by "this guy" I mean the amalgam of Godmodder, GM, and community expectations that constitutes the enemy of this game. But we're not going to beat it by outthinking it because that's not how it works. We're going to beat it by playing along with it and pretending to follow its goals. Not even pretending - it can see anything we are thinking of(note) so we'll have to genuinley play his own game. It will dance in the dark and we'll dance with it, matching its motives and expectations, playing the game, staying within his system, but driving it so that even with fourth-wall shattering knowledge he can't find a way to drive a conclusion that he prefers.

So let's do that.

Now I sound EXACTLY like SPAMOVERLORD Erin Quill.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on March 24, 2018, 05:11:19 pm
*shrug*

I have no idea what I'm doing. The extent of my experience with DtGM games is having once read the original DtGM game from the minecraft forums, and that developed into a whole ton of charging and the summoning of stuff like the Death Star.
By the way, Blue, I've kinda learned to just use the quote button on everything you write. Nothing's transparent or hidden in abbreviations when I do that.
So. You say Acter won't work? Ok. How about the Troon? Or a Tarrasque? Maybe bring the God-Emperor of Mankind. And besides, if we do bring in Acter, he doesn't need to be one of the guys fighting. He could be doing god stuff: making things that fight.
And of course you sound like SO EQ. You write him.
I'm ready to make. Just tell me what'll work.

And, because why not: Acter's now at 7/75. Intelligent discussion makes him stronger! (Please see the sphere of Analysis.) :P
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: blueturtle1134 on March 24, 2018, 08:05:03 pm
*shrug*

I have no idea what I'm doing. The extent of my experience with DtGM games is having once read the original DtGM game from the minecraft forums, and that developed into a whole ton of charging and the summoning of stuff like the Death Star.
By the way, Blue, I've kinda learned to just use the quote button on everything you write. Nothing's transparent or hidden in abbreviations when I do that.
So. You say Acter won't work? Ok. How about the Troon? Or a Tarrasque? Maybe bring the God-Emperor of Mankind. And besides, if we do bring in Acter, he doesn't need to be one of the guys fighting. He could be doing god stuff: making things that fight.
And of course you sound like SO EQ. You write him.
I'm ready to make. Just tell me what'll work.

And, because why not: Acter's now at 7/75. Intelligent discussion makes him stronger! (Please see the sphere of Analysis.) :P

Hm... I haven't really looked much at previous games either. But I get the sense that spontaneity is king. Like, your little n/75 thing? Is likely making him weaker. If you just said "summon Acter" straight up then the reign of impulsive action would let him in.

That said, take advantage of the GM's absence to summon Ursarkar E. Creed, and just let him summon whatever he pleases.

RE Hiddentext: Well, clart.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on March 24, 2018, 08:10:58 pm
...your little n/75 thing? Is likely making him weaker. If you just said "summon Acter" straight up then the reign of impulsive action would let him in.
Not even slightly. Summons without charges - especially powerful ones - tend to either get denied outright or stolen by the godmodder.
What is "clart"?
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: blueturtle1134 on March 24, 2018, 08:11:57 pm
...your little n/75 thing? Is likely making him weaker. If you just said "summon Acter" straight up then the reign of impulsive action would let him in.
Not even slightly. Summons without charges - especially powerful ones - tend to either get denied outright or stolen by the godmodder.
What is "clart"?

Well, time to actually read more DtGs.

Ooh, and you thought you found a hidden answer too.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Greatness942 on March 25, 2018, 07:49:08 am
Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
The Delayed Heal has been activated.

Even Even Bigger Forknor continued to grow in size.
Grow in size. (5/20)
Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
EDIT: Allow this to happen.
@PUPPYGUARD VOTE FOR ME, DEW IT.
Vote for Blood_Librarian in the election.
Even Bigger Forknor becomes Huge Forknor! He then drops a ballot in for Blood_Librarian.

VOTE FOR MYSELF.

ENLIGHTEN THE HYPER TERRORISTS I HAVE WITH ME TO USE WHATEVER MEANS THEY HAVE TO KILL THE BAD GUYS.


@PUPPYGUARD VOTE FOR ME, DEW IT.
Another ballot for Blood_Librarian is placed, and he Rallies the Hyper Terrorists, forcing them to attack this turn!

Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
Poison the buff in secret.
The buff, previously manifesting as a green gas, now turns mustard yellow with poison!

Using my super strength, throw a school bus at the Godmodder's fangirls.

Continue charging my nanomachines. I need that super resilience and super speed. (2/4)

As CrocAndBear further grows his nanomachines, he one-handedly chucks a school bus at the Godmodder's fangirls. Only four of them manage to survive, leaving the girls with 100 HP!

Ram the fangirls with the car until the are dead..
King Zultan finishes them off, splattering the blood of all four against the ground!

Attempt to slip into the subconscious mind of the singing one.
The Indigo Phoenix attempts to synchronize and assimilate into Fallacy of Urist! Does it succeed? We'll find out shortly.

If successful:
Combotech: Memetic Spread.
If Fallacy of Urist's song includes imagery relating to "blue wings" or a "blue bird" or something similar, the Indigo Phoenix will spread to anyone who hears the song and grow in power according to the number of listeners.


In either case:
Attempt to spread to ManBearCroc.
The virus successfully spreads to Fallacy of Urist, and then attempts a spread CrocAndBear (1 Turn Left)

Deploy boxes of poisoned chocolate and give them to the fangirls, under the pretense that the chocolate is a gift from the godmodder!

Also...

Grab the shards of broken table and pile it in the center of my candle square! The ritual continues!(2/5)
As Tamer continues his ritualistic summons, he starts throwing chocolate at the dead bodies of the fangirls! Holy hell, I wasn't expecting that.

why does no one vote for me???
Say please.

Please recall that I am a viable candidate of the "godgame" party.

...I'm not quite sure what to do to extend getting Acter here, but we need more charging to make him actually powerful. Indescion waiting stuff happens. (5/75)

Also, give the fan girls Undertale to distract them. I don't know whether it will distract them with love or hate, but it will probably distract them.

As Acter continues his travel through the multiverse, he throws a copy of Undertale into the pile of bodies and chocolate! Litterbug!

appear behind fallacy, and duct-tape his mouth shut. Stupid bards!
Dustin Hache appears and attempt to duct tape his mouth shut, only for the roll of tape to turn into butterflies with a wave of the Godmodder's hand! See, enemy or no, the Godmodder likes his music.

Ram the fangirls with the car until the are dead..
Help, using my tank Anime fangirls are better!
They're all already dead!

Trow the bombardier beetles to the Godmodder throat, there they release Benzoquinone cousing irritation (5/5)
The Godmodder laughs at Dustin's shocked face, only to catch a Bombardier Beetle to the esophagus! The Godmodder hacks and wheezes until it flies out, taking 1 HP in damage!

Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
Try to stop this traitor. Using lethal force if necessary.

Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
Poison the buff in secret.

EES LLIW MG EHT ESUACEB SNOITNETNI EURT YM ERALCED YLNEPO TONNAC I SEXOB HTOB STIF SIHT EGAMAD ENO SUNIM GNIOD FO ECNAHC A EVAH SKCATTA EVITAERC SEMAG SUOIVERP FFO DESAB YAD ETISOPPO YADOT ERALCED OT GNIOG SAW I

Please I cannot afford to explain myself again; he is the godmodder, he can hear us.
BlueTurtle makes a bunch of whooping and hollering noises, and then begins talking at normal level. The Godmodder tilts his head then, because at the distance they're all at, he can't hear a thing they're saying!

Buff the godmodder and allies, giving them each +1 health after 2 turns.
Poison the buff in secret.
Inhale all the poison before this happens. Inhale some fire. Then spit at godmodder like some kind of a cobra-dragon.
Said Turtle then absorbs the poison, but can't inhale the fire, because the poison is choking his lungs!

A giant floating skull descends from the sky. The left eye socket is glowing red, and the right eye socket is glowing blue.

The red eye begins contracting to a point (1/3)

The blue eye begins glowing brighter and brighter (1/3)
The Skull of Duality descends from on yonder!

Amongst the calm, smoother paths to reality lay themselves out for the arrival of a god...
(6/[75 or something I really don’t even know] for Acter showing up)
A Double-Charge?! NANI?!?! (JK, I'll allow it. Consider it an apology for taking so long.)

*shrug*

I have no idea what I'm doing. The extent of my experience with DtGM games is having once read the original DtGM game from the minecraft forums, and that developed into a whole ton of charging and the summoning of stuff like the Death Star.
By the way, Blue, I've kinda learned to just use the quote button on everything you write. Nothing's transparent or hidden in abbreviations when I do that.
So. You say Acter won't work? Ok. How about the Troon? Or a Tarrasque? Maybe bring the God-Emperor of Mankind. And besides, if we do bring in Acter, he doesn't need to be one of the guys fighting. He could be doing god stuff: making things that fight.
And of course you sound like SO EQ. You write him.
I'm ready to make. Just tell me what'll work.

And, because why not: Acter's now at 7/75. Intelligent discussion makes him stronger! (Please see the sphere of Analysis.) :P
...Sure. Why not?

*shrug*

I have no idea what I'm doing. The extent of my experience with DtGM games is having once read the original DtGM game from the minecraft forums, and that developed into a whole ton of charging and the summoning of stuff like the Death Star.
By the way, Blue, I've kinda learned to just use the quote button on everything you write. Nothing's transparent or hidden in abbreviations when I do that.
So. You say Acter won't work? Ok. How about the Troon? Or a Tarrasque? Maybe bring the God-Emperor of Mankind. And besides, if we do bring in Acter, he doesn't need to be one of the guys fighting. He could be doing god stuff: making things that fight.
And of course you sound like SO EQ. You write him.
I'm ready to make. Just tell me what'll work.

And, because why not: Acter's now at 7/75. Intelligent discussion makes him stronger! (Please see the sphere of Analysis.) :P

Hm... I haven't really looked much at previous games either. But I get the sense that spontaneity is king. Like, your little n/75 thing? Is likely making him weaker. If you just said "summon Acter" straight up then the reign of impulsive action would let him in.

That said, take advantage of the GM's absence to summon Ursarkar E. Creed, and just let him summon whatever he pleases.

RE Hiddentext: Well, clart.
TOO LATE! Ursarkar E. Creed is summoned, and he immediately brings in a green portal, summoning Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith on the Pro-GM side! Why? Stop asking questions. It hurts space-time.

The Hyperterrorists kill the second Zombie Eagle, and laugh and high-five each-other! But the GM grins. With a grand flourish, he pulls the gun back up, and presses it to his own temple before pulling the trigger! Glass shatters from his head, and blue fire springs forth, summoning a grand Phoenix! (http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Phoenix#Persona) The Phoenix waves it's wings and uses the spell Sama Recarm, reviving the Rabid Fangirls fully! They, ignoring the chocolates and hit video game, use their rabidness to kill all but one Hyperterrorist, leaving them with 50 HP! In addition, due to neglect, the Warp Storm grows in size!

The Godmodder: 47/50
Rabid Fangirls: 500/500
The Hyper Terrorist Cell: 50/300
Warp Storm: 1,050/1,050
Rick: 2,000/2,000
Morty: 500/500
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on March 25, 2018, 07:59:10 am
GODDAMNIT G942 THIS IS NOT PERSONA.

Also, Blue: I told you so.

Give Creed a stern talking-to for aiding Chaos, here embodied by the Godmodder, who is either working for Tzeentch or Khorne, we're not sure yet.

Then, get rid of any and all things involving the Warp. Because fuck the Warp.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: IndigoFenix on March 25, 2018, 08:37:28 am
The presence of a red phoenix on the field, plus the appearance of the Skull, makes onlookers expect the appearance of a blue phoenix to counteract it!

The Indigo Phoenix hijacks this concept.  Its memetic impact grows rapidly!

Synchrotech: Evolve Spirit Wings
A hazy apparition of blue wings appears around ManBearCroc and begins to gather energy.  (1/2)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: TamerVirus on March 25, 2018, 08:43:00 am
Call up Dan Harmon, have him tell Rick and Morty that Season 4 was cancelled! This will break their existence!

Also

Grab a trumpet and play in the center of my candle square! (3/5)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Imic on March 25, 2018, 08:50:55 am
Imic shoots the godmodder.
...
We could make this game bigger. Bugger than anything before. We could forge an immense game of killing a godmodder. We could spend years chipping at his health. We could become famous for one game of godmodder killing.
...
Or we could just shoot at him.
...
Imic shoots the godmodder again.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: CABL on March 25, 2018, 08:55:46 am
Grab two school buses and use them as a giant clubs against rabid fangirls of Godmodder, while running circles around them with my newly obtained super speed.
Once the fangirls are nothing but bloody pulp on asphalt, throw both of the buses at Blood_Librarian.


Continue charging the nanomachines. Only super resilience and a special surprise are left to evolve. (3/4)

EDIT: Forgot about the charge.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: blueturtle1134 on March 25, 2018, 12:23:59 pm
Start an Acter cult (0/3) Screw you Glass!

Also:

The Hyperterrorists kill the second Zombie Eagle, and laugh and high-five each-other! But the GM grins. With a grand flourish, he pulls the gun back up, and presses it to his own temple before pulling the trigger! Glass shatters from his head, and blue fire springs forth, summoning a grand Phoenix! (http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Phoenix#Persona) The Phoenix waves it's wings and uses the spell Sama Recarm, reviving the Rabid Fangirls fully! They, ignoring the chocolates and hit video game, use their rabidness to kill all but one Hyperterrorist, leaving them with 50 HP! In addition, due to neglect, the Warp Storm grows in size!

Utilize a pun to place me and Glass in the Godmodder's head.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Glass on March 25, 2018, 01:09:25 pm
...fine. Ignore my PMs. :p

With the nascent power of worship, Acter's arrival is slightly hastened. 8/75.

EDIT: I feel like many of he things about your action is bad ideas. :|
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Puppyguard on March 25, 2018, 08:52:31 pm
Huge Forknor continues to grow in size (6/20)
With the nascent power of worship, Acter's arrival is slightly hastened. 8/75.
Aid acter's arrival with my psionic powers. (9/75)
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Blood_Librarian on March 25, 2018, 09:29:02 pm
@CrocAndBearLover YOU FUCK UP! Those busses are filled with CHILDREN, and when they hit me, all those children will be MARTYRED to the DEATH, giving the cause of the hyper terrorists a JUICING, GROWING OUR CAUSE MASSIVELY!!!

Quote from: HyperTerrorist Insurgent
"
First there was the collapse of civilization - Anarchy, Genocide, Starvation.

And then when things couldn't get worse, we got the plague.

The living death. quickling closing its fist over the entire planet.

Then we heard the last scientists were working on a cure that would end the plague and restore the world.

Restore it? Why.

I like the death.

I like the MISERY!

I LIKE THIS WORLD!!

"
The Lone Surviving Hyper Terrorist, who gets Hyper evolved into a HyperTerrorist Insurgent
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: King Zultan on March 26, 2018, 04:48:52 am
Burn the wasp storm with a flamethrower, then ram the fan girls with my car again.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: CABL on March 26, 2018, 06:06:49 am
@CrocAndBearLover YOU FUCK UP! Those busses are filled with CHILDREN, and when they hit me, all those children will be MARTYRED to the DEATH, giving the cause of the hyper terrorists a JUICING, GROWING OUR CAUSE MASSIVELY!!!

*does a smirk that just OOZES evil*

Before throwing the buses at Blood_Librarian, eat all of the children inside to gain more biomass for my nanomachines!
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Gwolfski on March 26, 2018, 12:53:54 pm
NOW can I run the fangirls over?
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Blood_Librarian on March 26, 2018, 01:04:26 pm
[snip]

This just gives my hyper terrorists a better martyr to die fight for, aaaaaah!

Also, uh

Avoid becoming a martyr myself.
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Dustan Hache on March 26, 2018, 01:15:49 pm
flip the bird (hand gesture, not any of the zombie birds) at the godmodder for interrupting me, then go find more tape. [1/10]
Title: Re: Destroy the Godmodder: Bay12's G942 Edition
Post by: Rockeater on March 26, 2018, 01:19:26 pm
Shoot the Godmodder until he get bored