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[TamerVirus]

is it?
is it?

[Dunamisdeos]

Good point. I have no physical evidence that Sweden does not occupy the same space as Switzerland, much as I have no physical proof immediately available that Finland exists.

Motion to merge Sweden and Switzerland in our forum canon.

[Mephisto]

I did not run into tasty salty licorice once while on my work trip to Swederland so I cannot go along with this.

Bigger real WTF of the moment - the whole Blizzard/Hong Kong shit show.

[scriver]

o/ that's not Sweden tho.

Chairman's just trying to rile me up, but it isn't working

[Naturegirl1999]

I asked my brother whether people should make laws based on lies and he said "it depends on the lie"

[Iduno]

I asked my brother whether people should make laws based on lies and he said "it depends on the lie"

"Guillotines are non-lethal."

[Naturegirl1999]

I asked my brother whether people should make laws based on lies and he said "it depends on the lie"

"Guillotines are non-lethal."

I asked what lies are good for leaders to go by, and he said "religions" So I asked if a leader should make a law saying drinking water is illegal because it can hurt microscopic dragons created by the dragon goddess, Gilra, and he said that it was different than if a different religion made laws. He thinks Christianity is something that should get power, and when I tried to explanin how the last time Christians got power there was suppression of knowledge, but he didn't want to talk about it because he wasn't in history class or government class. How many others are there who don't pay attention to history so as to not repeat mistakes? how many others think we needn't look to the past to learn what not to do?

[Yoink]

because then the prehistoric cunts that are in it now couldnt possibly win

and they would never allow anything that could cause them to lose

Nobody said the candidates themselves had to do the fighting... I'm thinking each political party would have a roster of fighters ready to go at it come election time.

No, the best part is getting rid of people who want power.

Nahh, everyone wants power on some level if they are honest with themselves.
This is about entertainment! Bloodsports are overdue for a return, political undertones or not.

[Naturegirl1999]

because then the prehistoric cunts that are in it now couldnt possibly win

and they would never allow anything that could cause them to lose

Nobody said the candidates themselves had to do the fighting... I'm thinking each political party would have a roster of fighters ready to go at it come election time.

No, the best part is getting rid of people who want power.

Nahh, everyone wants power on some level if they are honest with themselves.
This is about entertainment! Bloodsports are overdue for a return, political undertones or not.

Where would we put the bodies? Bury the losers under tombstones around the White House?

[Reelya]

Why bury the bodies? That's wasteful of space. We need to think 3D here. Cremate the defeated politicians and mix the ashes into cast blocks and build a ziggurat out of them over centuries. What this generation lacks is mega-projects.

(BTW the forum's dictionary doesn't like 'ziggurat' and suggested 'figurative' as a spelling correction. I assure you bay12 I mean a literal ziggurat).

[smjjames]

because then the prehistoric cunts that are in it now couldnt possibly win

and they would never allow anything that could cause them to lose

Nobody said the candidates themselves had to do the fighting... I'm thinking each political party would have a roster of fighters ready to go at it come election time.

No, the best part is getting rid of people who want power.

Nahh, everyone wants power on some level if they are honest with themselves.
This is about entertainment! Bloodsports are overdue for a return, political undertones or not.

Where would we put the bodies? Bury the losers under tombstones around the White House?

Given that Toady One gave a gentle reminder (it was one person who tends to go heavy with shitposting) about dialing back death-violent-dog-involved rhetoric, especially when it comes to politics, maybe it should be dialed back here as well? I don't want to come off as being that guy, but just saying just in case.

It's not exactly equivalent to the shitposting that one user did, but it'd certainly be wise to be careful here. I think Toady One specifically meant the kill-all-this-or-that type rhetoric however, so..... I don't know?

[Naturegirl1999]

fair point

[TamerVirus]

Just use Necromancy then its a-ok because they aren't fully dead then

[Naturegirl1999]

First we have to find someone who knows necromancy and get them to teach us

[TD1]

And we know noone like that! Haha    ha      ha   ha.

Ha.