Post by: Kamin on September 06, 2012, 08:26:22 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/eAefow0.jpg)
!!DRUNKFORT!! Rules:
1.) Pregame your year by drinking. Drink until you feel you are unquestionably inebriated.
2.) Start your post by telling us how much you consumed before starting. Pictures of beverages welcome, but not necessary.
3.) Try to dorf all of those who wish to be dorfed and haven't been yet; all undorfed past Overseers should be dorfed as well.
4.) Write out your log as you play while taking screenshots; try to limit this to ONE post in the thread, otherwise it gets cluttered and hard to follow! Drink at your leisure. Whenever you finish a drink, let the reader know by writing about it in the post.
5.) Finish out your year, save, and upload to DFFD. Total your number of drinks at the bottom of your post, along with a link to the new file save. You may make a drunken statement or quote in the last line for posterity, hilarity, and flavor.
6.) (Fort Optional) If you completed the year, instate one rule to be followed by future overseers of the same fort; they will all need to drink when this rule is violated or happened upon. Every consecutive rule lasts until the fort collapses--reclaims don't currently count for cumulative rules of past forts.
7.) Drink lots of water and take a nap.
Current Overseers [Order Decided on First Drunk First Serve Principle]:
*Year One: Bogwedgle
Year Two: Shoruke
Year Three: Scruffy
Year Four: Onciblu
Year Five: Shoruke
Year Six: Scruffy
Year Seven: CLOVER MAGIC!
*"Year" means "turn" in most instances of drunken buffoonery.
Year Seven: Clover's Turn (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11977)
Spoiler: DORFING LIST! (click to show/hide)
Current World (42.04)
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Current Embark (42.05)
(http://i.imgur.com/PWpIUCX.png)
Yeah, a dwarf fortress played by humans trying to be dwarves. You can guess who I'm voting for.Inducted by a voting landslide into the Hall of Legends! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=89305.0) Thank you all so much!
We've been Troped! !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! TV Tropes Page (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DwarfFortress/DrunkFortress)
Sometimes--just sometimes--an adventurer is stupid enough to visit past !!DRUNK FORT!! sites. Scruffy is that adventurer.
"I love ghosts!" Episode 1 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3822953#msg3822953)
"What in the holy hell was I thinking?" Episode 2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3939478#msg3939478)
Memorable Quotes:
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*Disclaimer: This game is NOT meant to encourage substance abuse or underage drinking. Please participate legally and responsibly.
Post by: Wrex on September 06, 2012, 08:35:17 pm
Post by: Jervill on September 06, 2012, 08:36:06 pm
I'd prefer to just be tipsy, and drink through the turn myself.
Post by: Kamin on September 06, 2012, 08:50:41 pm
34.11, and just get liquor'd up. I'm up for year two.Alright; if you wanted to add that to the poll, it'll just help me keep track should we get a number of interested parties. Thanks Wrex!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 06, 2012, 08:59:44 pm
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?
Post by: Wrex on September 06, 2012, 09:02:03 pm
I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?
Go without sleep for...oh, 48 hours before playing.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 06, 2012, 09:04:56 pm
I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?
Go without sleep for...oh, 48 hours before playing.
I'll consider it on a school break. I think I'd chicken out after the first awake night; lack of sleep seems to give me headaches.
I'd probably fall asleep pretty fast after 30-40 hours, come to think about it. I think the maximum to go without sleep is around two days without stimulants.
Post by: Jervill on September 06, 2012, 09:09:26 pm
Post by: Scelly9 on September 06, 2012, 09:12:47 pm
I'm in, with that method.I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?
Go without sleep for...oh, 48 hours before playing.
Post by: Kamin on September 06, 2012, 09:18:44 pm
If it was still summer, I'd actually consider this as an option. However, since we'll have 1 week windows and school is started for most of you, I don't want this to affect your real lives by vetting it in. Sorry, my slaphappy friends :-\I'm in, with that method.I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?
Go without sleep for...oh, 48 hours before playing.
Post by: Scelly9 on September 06, 2012, 09:20:17 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 06, 2012, 09:22:58 pm
Homeschooled. Books are arriving in a week or so, and I'm already at 24 hours.Hmm, I think we can probably make an exception then, depending on what everybody else wants. We'll also have to hammer out how much sleep you need to be without before playing, but other than that, I vote Yes.
Post by: Scelly9 on September 06, 2012, 09:25:01 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 06, 2012, 09:51:32 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 06, 2012, 10:08:17 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 06, 2012, 10:14:07 pm
Should the sleeplessness equivilency be noted in the OP?I think 48 hours is a tad extreme. I know I personally get pretty slaphappy at around 30 hours (although I usually only sleep 4-6 hours max, so I might be an exception). I might actually leave this to the discretion of the people not sleeping--they'd know better than anyone else if their mental acuity was way under par. We're noting the "tipsy/drunken" line also on an individual basis, as everybody's different. It makes sense to do it that way for sleep as well. Everyone needs to vote on that yet, though, as some people might want to keep this shebang as drunken as possible (whereas I am an equal-opportunity employer :P). If I can edit the poll, I will add this question and see what happens.
Edit: Although I can edit the poll, it won't let me update it to allow multiple votes/user. That being said, I'll just assume it's fine unless I hear opposition, but preference will be given to drinkers over the sleep-deprived in the turn list. If it gets that far, of course. ;D
Post by: MrWillsauce on September 06, 2012, 10:21:11 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 06, 2012, 11:15:22 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 06, 2012, 11:17:53 pm
I'm underage, but I could go for an opposite effect and drink a whole pot of coffee before playing my turn.The point of this succession game is to "play" with (legally!) impaired mental faculties. That's how we're going to get the most WTF-ery out of the whole experience!
Post by: MarcAFK on September 07, 2012, 12:42:14 am
However you might have a heart attack if you take that much, so it's probably not the best idea.
Post by: MaximumZero on September 07, 2012, 12:59:20 am
Anyway, I may have a big ol' mug of drunk and participate (given that I get to use my tileset), given that my daughter isn't in the house.
I'm up for whenever.
Post by: Scelly9 on September 07, 2012, 01:03:12 am
Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
Post by: MaximumZero on September 07, 2012, 01:04:45 am
Matter of fact, I do. Donkey is tough, and kind of gamey, but otherwise meh.Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
Also, Aeroshots are this horrible lime-flavored powder that will punish your throat for trying to inhale it all at once.
Post by: Scelly9 on September 07, 2012, 01:05:20 am
Well played.Matter of fact, I do. Donkey is tough, and kind of gamey, but otherwise meh.Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
Post by: MaximumZero on September 07, 2012, 01:06:11 am
There is a benefit to having eaten nearly every animal in my biome.Well played.Matter of fact, I do. Donkey is tough, and kind of gamey, but otherwise meh.Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
Post by: Kamin on September 07, 2012, 01:13:20 am
Since we have a decent number of drunks to start this fort, I will attempt to get some alcohol tomorrow or the next day and start it up. Unless more people join by tomorrow, I'll lock it in as a 34.11 game where you start inebriated and continue to drink casually during your year. I will update the OP to reflect this.
Post by: Xantalos on September 07, 2012, 01:14:30 am
I think made a thread about this. The Carnivore Thread or something.There is a benefit to having eaten nearly every animal in my biome.Well played.Matter of fact, I do. Donkey is tough, and kind of gamey, but otherwise meh.Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
Post by: MaximumZero on September 07, 2012, 01:23:38 am
I know. I was in it. :PI think made a thread about this. The Carnivore Thread or something.There is a benefit to having eaten nearly every animal in my biome.Well played.Matter of fact, I do. Donkey is tough, and kind of gamey, but otherwise meh.Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
Post by: MarcAFK on September 07, 2012, 01:28:56 am
Post by: Xantalos on September 07, 2012, 01:31:50 am
...Huh. Figures. Good dragon meat, huh?I know. I was in it. :PI think made a thread about this. The Carnivore Thread or something.There is a benefit to having eaten nearly every animal in my biome.Well played.Matter of fact, I do. Donkey is tough, and kind of gamey, but otherwise meh.Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
Post by: MaximumZero on September 07, 2012, 01:51:53 am
Goes well with Firewater. :P...Huh. Figures. Good dragon meat, huh?I know. I was in it. :PI think made a thread about this. The Carnivore Thread or something.There is a benefit to having eaten nearly every animal in my biome.Well played.Matter of fact, I do. Donkey is tough, and kind of gamey, but otherwise meh.Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
Post by: Siquo on September 07, 2012, 02:49:50 am
Post by: peregarrett on September 07, 2012, 03:32:58 am
Post by: Jervill on September 07, 2012, 02:31:39 pm
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Yes, I bought the cheapest beer available.
Post by: Kamin on September 07, 2012, 02:39:05 pm
My body will be ready when the time comes:+1! Hahaha, I'm gonna need to make a run tonight. Looks like we've got quite the number of overseers... Now if only it lasts that long :PSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Yes, I bought the cheapest beer available.
Post by: MrWillsauce on September 07, 2012, 02:40:59 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 07, 2012, 02:42:11 pm
*Is upset that he can't drink* *doesn't have alcohol to forget about it*If you wanna try the sleep deprivation bit, I can throw you in at the end ;)
Post by: MrWillsauce on September 07, 2012, 02:47:13 pm
Nah. Being sleep-deprived doesn't really make me stupid like it seems to make other people, especially if I'm focused on something like DF. *It's just not the same :'(**Is upset that he can't drink* *doesn't have alcohol to forget about it*If you wanna try the sleep deprivation bit, I can throw you in at the end ;)
Post by: misko27 on September 07, 2012, 02:49:16 pm
Then go 24 hours. Or 36. or 48. or 60. Whatever is needed to get you confused and passing out.Nah. Being sleep-deprived doesn't really make me stupid like it seems to make other people, especially if I'm focused on something like DF. *It's just not the same :'(**Is upset that he can't drink* *doesn't have alcohol to forget about it*If you wanna try the sleep deprivation bit, I can throw you in at the end ;)
I suppose the Role-playing of this fort will be humans attempting to blend in with dwarven life, including the drinking.
Post by: MrWillsauce on September 07, 2012, 02:50:19 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 07, 2012, 03:40:05 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 07, 2012, 03:49:24 pm
You want to know whats funny? If we tried this with a FPS, we'd just die. If we tried this with a 4X or RTD, we'd just lose. This will do something entirely different.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 07, 2012, 03:54:22 pm
Post by: Jervill on September 07, 2012, 03:55:14 pm
This fort shall be a fort on the scale of boatmurdered. true and utter insanity is all that one can expect from this fort.
You want to know whats funny? If we tried this with a FPS, we'd just die. If we tried this with a 4X or RTD, we'd just lose. This will do something entirely different.
Unless one of us really, really screws up. How hard is the embark going to be anyway, Kamin?
Post by: Wrex on September 07, 2012, 03:57:22 pm
One part Jim bean, One part Jack Daniels, one part Johnnie walker, and one part Jameson's Irish, topped off with a little bailey's because goddamn that's a lot of whiskey. If I wanted to be a badass, I would top if off with everclear, and burn it off before drinking.
I advise nothing more dangerous than untamed wilds. It could be an issue otherwise.
Post by: Kamin on September 07, 2012, 04:02:50 pm
How hard is the embark going to be anyway, Kamin?
I advise nothing more dangerous than untamed wilds. It could be an issue otherwise.I imagine I'll probably go Untamed Wilds or something close. I intend on being pretty drunk for the first year, and I honestly don't think I'd be able to handle an evil biome. Unless people clamor for evil, I'm staying away from it. This being a democratic game, however, means that you can clamor for an evil biome. If enough people want it, I'll try.
Post by: MrWillsauce on September 07, 2012, 04:04:19 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 07, 2012, 04:06:40 pm
SO VOLCANO GET MAGMA YES YES YES.
Post by: misko27 on September 07, 2012, 04:07:36 pm
Volcano's are good. I am excellent at making magma based metalworking systems.BURN BABY BURN!
SO VOLCANO GET MAGMA YES YES YES.
but no evil.
Post by: Kamin on September 07, 2012, 04:40:34 pm
I am extremely picky about embark sites, so unless there's a volcano embark with a decent amount of wood and gatherable plants, I'm not sure. I might just gen a world soon and throw up like three options in a poll though, so we'll see what happens.Volcano's are good. I am excellent at making magma based metalworking systems.BURN BABY BURN!
SO VOLCANO GET MAGMA YES YES YES.
but no evil.
Post by: MrWillsauce on September 07, 2012, 04:41:52 pm
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I am extremely picky about embark sites, so unless there's a volcano embark with a decent amount of wood and gatherable plants, I'm not sure. I might just gen a world soon and throw up like three options in a poll though, so we'll see what happens.Just put an assload of volcanoes in the parameters. Also lots of megabeasts.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 07, 2012, 05:15:24 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 07, 2012, 05:19:23 pm
Post by: Tirion on September 07, 2012, 06:09:57 pm
Or in other words: Roleplay level: OVER 9000!
Post by: Kamin on September 07, 2012, 07:12:03 pm
This is a very good idea. (I would certainly qualify at the moment, thanks to a *grape wine bottle (clear glass)* )Hahaha, you're more than welcome to play with us if you'd like, Tirion!
Or in other words: Roleplay level: OVER 9000!
Post by: Kamin on September 07, 2012, 11:50:59 pm
Post by: MrWillsauce on September 07, 2012, 11:52:00 pm
Post by: MaximumZero on September 07, 2012, 11:52:14 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 07, 2012, 11:55:41 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 08, 2012, 12:47:11 am
Post by: Yoink on September 08, 2012, 05:34:23 am
Post by: Wrex on September 08, 2012, 11:41:18 pm
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 09, 2012, 12:08:47 am
Post by: misko27 on September 09, 2012, 12:11:09 am
Post by: poothoottoot on September 09, 2012, 12:53:12 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 09, 2012, 12:57:21 pm
Post by: Yoink on September 09, 2012, 04:25:12 pm
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 09, 2012, 04:38:13 pm
Much cheaper than buying the commercial canoe grade stuff.
Post by: Jervill on September 09, 2012, 06:44:48 pm
I was thinking Whiskey & 7-Up, but that was out of my price range.
Post by: Jimmitheking on September 09, 2012, 08:33:55 pm
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Post by: hostergaard on September 10, 2012, 10:24:00 am
I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?
Move to Denmark! ;D
Here, you are pretty much expected to drink and party at high school. You get all your party needs filled before starting uni?.
I never liked the taste of beer, and you really have to drink a lot of to get drunk and it does not always mix that well with other stuff. If ya want a tip on getting drunk without beer and staying drunk here is how I used to do it:
Get a bottle of something strong. Tequila, akvavit, whatever your preferred shots are (stay away from the minted stuff tough, it will ruin the taste of everything else). Then get a stack of something that taste really nice but aren't that strong, like cider or some alco-candy like Smirnoff ice.
Lets say you chose Tequila and Smirnoff ice. Open your bottle of Smirnoff and get to it. Then mix it up with a lot of shots. That will get you drunk quickly and efficiently. Drink the Smirnoff to keep the buzz going while enjoying the taste of doing so.
You can also just combine the two and mix some rum (Captain Morgan is a favorite) and cola. And that is how you get drunk without beer, its pretty much standard fare around here, so if you are the type to get drunk now and then you probably already knew this.
Anyway, can I be dworfed? I don't want a turn, just a dwarf. I don't really drink these days, don't have any booze to do it with either. But I would like to have a dwarf named after me.
Post by: Kamin on September 10, 2012, 12:24:40 pm
Post by: MaximumZero on September 10, 2012, 12:26:41 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 10, 2012, 01:03:08 pm
Post by: Johuotar on September 10, 2012, 04:16:59 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 10, 2012, 05:18:39 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 10, 2012, 06:27:01 pm
It's difficult to get drunk without drinking, after all.
Love the concept. Would like to be dorfed:
Bobnova, male, any profession.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 10, 2012, 07:33:44 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 10, 2012, 07:39:42 pm
Someone suggested sleep deprivation, I'll try that.I unintentionally tested how effective sleep-deprivation is at confusion in school today.
It is very effective.
Post by: Bobnova on September 10, 2012, 07:55:37 pm
Maybe that's why dwarves are so out to lunch, they sleep once a week or so.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 10, 2012, 08:03:52 pm
Post by: TheDJ17 on September 10, 2012, 08:18:46 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 10, 2012, 08:27:15 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 10, 2012, 08:29:20 pm
Post by: MaximumZero on September 10, 2012, 08:30:25 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 10, 2012, 08:35:03 pm
Nyquil?
Adult Nyquil has an alchohol base IIRC
Post by: MaximumZero on September 10, 2012, 08:37:23 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 10, 2012, 08:38:05 pm
Mind letting me know when it's only a couple days until my turn?
Post by: Wrex on September 10, 2012, 09:10:25 pm
Post by: MrWillsauce on September 10, 2012, 09:13:46 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 10, 2012, 09:53:10 pm
Nor is abusing robotussin.
Both are worse for you than vodka anyway.
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 10, 2012, 10:10:04 pm
brewer male
Name Inquisitor
Post by: Scelly9 on September 10, 2012, 11:50:03 pm
scelly9
Spearman
Post by: Urist McPenguinhead on September 11, 2012, 12:48:32 am
Named Penguin, and preferably an axedwarf, or some other military dwarf.
Sadly I can't join in though : (
Post by: hostergaard on September 11, 2012, 01:30:10 am
hostergaard: What part of "legal" do you not get? I don't like breaking the rules, and I strongly dislike even a sip of communion wine. So, real alcohol is out.
Ah sorry, was just joking around, wasn't seriously suggesting that you move to denmark. But it is legal in Denmark for high-schoolers to drink.;)
In fact, while think there might be some restriction at what age you may buy alcohol (16 or something?) I believe there is no restriction as to when one may drink it
I figured taste would be a problem for many, which is why included that tidbit about getting drunk without having to down massive amounts of something that taste like crap.
Anyway, of the realistic alternative I guess I have to agree that sleep deprivation is pretty much you only option.
Post by: peregarrett on September 11, 2012, 03:06:43 am
I'd join, but I don't drink.Try Justin Bieber! Cycled playback, non-stop. Oh, you can just replace DF music theme with them. It will definitely drive you mad!!!
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?
Or move to Russia. Legal age is 18, but it's not so hard to avoid. Can offer you a bottle of whatever :D
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 11, 2012, 06:37:40 am
Post by: Kamin on September 11, 2012, 02:26:42 pm
Kicked out for being "too Dwarven?" For drinking "too much alcohol?" Inconceivable! If we can't drink as we please I won't stay here, anyway. By Armok do I need a pint...
Year Start Drink Tally: 6 Beers
[The following are the notes I wrote while playing. Pictures are large, but you can see the whole thing by scrolling over with the directional keys.]
Just a little shy on cash to go with wine tonight, so I went a cheaper, less effective route: Beer. I'm going to make sure
I'm feeling it before I begin the embark prep, so I'm gonna kill four in a relatively short time. In order to maximize effects, I
didn't eat anything today. It's not something I recommend for anybody--I'm just awesome like that. And also, I want to really
make the most out of our drunken first year :P
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6.40 PM-First sip, MGD 12 oz., 4.7%; 6.45 PM, finished
6:45 PM-Keystone Ice 12 oz., 5.9%; 6:51 PM, finished
6:52 PM-Keystone Ice 12 oz., 5.9%; 7.03 PM, finished
7:04 PM-Keystone Ice 12 oz., 5.9%; 7:08 PM, finished
--working on Embark... Forgot how long it'd take when dorfing people--
8:00 PM-Keystone Ice 12 oz., 5.9%; 8:10 PM, finished
8:17 PM-Keystone Ice 12 oz., 5.9%; 8:24 PM, finished (on the Embark screen)
So my first orders were setting stockpiles and pastures on the 9th Z level. After that, I ordered for some stairs leading down from there. Arrived 1st of Granite and was drunk the whole time.
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Finish MGD.
Holyt shit, I'm pretty drunk right now.
Finish MGD and a Keystone.
The dwarves are working nicely. A hen was also stung by a bymblebee. I will make a tom b worthy of a king! Kamin, Lord of Drunkentrials! One of my successors will surely harness the power of magma, and then we will be unstoppable.
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Singed Lances miss us.
Finish Keystone.
Faaaaack. 4 migrangs, 23rd Hematite, Early Summer. Marksdwarg, Jewelr, Potter, Farmer
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Thanks for the yak, jackass.
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Finish Keystone.
We've got so much obsidian. Time for swords and badass workshops!
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Finish Keystone.
I have designated an area for a catacombs. It will be unlike the cold, dank tombs of our bearded brethren--it is warmed by the bowels of a volcano. Did I mention that this is my personal tomb?
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This embark site has rhinoceri. Armok help us.
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Finish Keystone.
We're starting to smooth the floors of the dining room. It will be great.
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My tombchambers are combing along very nicelt.
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Finish Keystone.
The rabbits are breeding like... Well, like rabbits. We'll get some leather for quivers and a little extra meat soon. We've got quite a few bumblebees around here... We should make some mead at some point.
The dogs have started giving birth. Lots of birth. I am the dogmaster!
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17th Limestone--started engraving floor of dining room.
The tiles are hard to see. This is insanity.
Finish Keysont
Motherfucking monkey! You get your ass back here with our egg roasts!
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KHANNNNNN
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Fuck you, monkey. Don't ever mess with the Drunken Master.
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27th Sandstone, Mid-Autum; moar dorfs. Fisherdwarf, Ranger (2)
12th Timber, Late Autumn, caravan arrives. We murder them to the last dwarf without taking any casualties. Just kiidding.
The end of wwinter is coming. So I am building coffins for those who follow me. Built a hopsital across from finished dinigng room.
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Stop, thief!
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Spring has arrived, and we survived. Finished my grand tomb. Too drunk to write right now. Will uppload and type up stuff tomorrwo.
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[End journal]
I'm still pretty messed up, so I'll leave it up to you guys if you want to do more of a story/flavor. I figured I'd just make it more image heavy to start. Also, not everyone got Dwarfed yet; only Dwarfed up to Bobnova. I will let my successor do some dorfing :P
Original Dwarfs can be found in the OP.
(Wow, this fort looks like a drunk designed it...)
Year End Drink Tally: 15 Beers
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!!DRUNK FORTRESS!! Region Save (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6904)
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 11, 2012, 02:54:16 pm
30 units thats not drunk, that getting slashed!
5.9% is not bad for something of canoe quality
Remember pint of water before bed and good amount of rashers for breakfast or before you crash. Helps the brain recover.
Post by: Jervill on September 11, 2012, 03:09:44 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 11, 2012, 03:41:44 pm
Keystone Ice is just the more alcoholic version of Light. And, truth be told, there IS regular Keystone! It's rare as hell though, and I've only ever seen it once. None of it's good, anyways, but whatever.
I'm sure you guys will have fun with it, even though the screen might begin to swim in front of your eyes...
Post by: Siquo on September 11, 2012, 05:04:36 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 11, 2012, 05:26:25 pm
ALright I am drunk right now. is it ok to take my turn before its my turn?I don't see why not; Wrex can choose to play from your file or from mine. It'll be fun to see, regardless of whether or not he chooses to use it ;D
Post by: Siquo on September 11, 2012, 05:31:36 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 11, 2012, 05:55:10 pm
The catacombs are an interesting take on things.
I look forward to watching this fort (d)evolve.
Post by: Talvieno on September 11, 2012, 06:07:04 pm
Post by: Jervill on September 11, 2012, 06:48:59 pm
I'll be consuming whiskey & beer, I'll just take a pic now so I don't have to fight with uploading while drunk later.
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Post by: Kamin on September 11, 2012, 07:14:26 pm
Post by: Siquo on September 11, 2012, 07:25:14 pm
Post by: Scelly9 on September 11, 2012, 07:28:12 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 11, 2012, 07:28:27 pm
Post by: MrWillsauce on September 11, 2012, 07:29:22 pm
Post by: Scelly9 on September 11, 2012, 08:11:49 pm
Post by: MrWillsauce on September 11, 2012, 08:12:21 pm
6 on that the flood is caused by some drunk guy getting pissed as rhesus'.That was implied.
Post by: MaximumZero on September 11, 2012, 08:13:47 pm
Post by: Siquo on September 11, 2012, 08:14:05 pm
ALRight, finally arrived atth our new home. WHAT... who... this... theres's stockpiiles all over the place. workshops placed art random... Who is the archtect here? THis must be remidied.
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WHat people do? It's almost as if they put htnigns in at random.
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1st of Slate, Mid-spring: Miners are otherwise occupied. Drinks are floweng well. Need a piss.
5th of Slate. Beer was good but maybe another scotch wouldnt hurt. Minersare slow. we need prtection get ot work!
Got me a GLEnfiddich 12 yr. GOT better bottles but thatd be a waste at this level of sobriety.
11th of SLate: on the horizon new migrants come our way. Wondert how bad the crsis has hit the moeland i f they travel all the way out here... 25 of em?!
We need more beds... yes, beds, and a dormitory becaues the last one was... weird
21st of SLATe: risen balimush, our metalsmith, suddenly acts weird and refuses to work on making more doors. Oh sure, as if we have time to spare.
Or metal bars for that matter. She seems to crave them.
24th of SLATE: Oh noes! A brown afro weremammoth! Alert the militia!
have no idea where it went but bobnova died. somehow.
He shall surely be missed but apparently my fellow dwellers are more interested in taking heis stuff than to actually bury him.
5th of felsite: we're gettnig hungry. Butchering WOW we got a lto of bunnies... KILLEMALL1!!
Oh, Qaaamanen also died. Whoever he was. Whats gogin on whys everyone so thirsty?
Oh breachnig the volcano msfired completely. HOpe I idnt kill too many there.,...
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8th of Hematite: apparently the prevous archtect desgnes some stars to be just up instead of up/odwn. That explanis why everyone was gettin ghungru and thirstyy...
17th of Hematite: Kamin, drunken master is throwing a tantrum! Well, just as long as you clean up after yourself.
25th of Hematite: more migrants arrived. Wonder why, people die here left and right because of overseer stupidity. Apparently,. they dont; mind. Dwareves are almost lieke americans :D
26th of malachite: I dunno. Think i just drank the last of our booze. This outpost just might fail... or not/ but chances are... skimming byt he minute.
12th of Galena: A fey mood! Praise the... well, lets just see how htis one turns out. Ithingk the last one threw herself into the volcano...
8th of opal: at least maede some good trade. next guy should have it easir? Time to get drunk adn leave this job. fuck this fort, i sais. imma go see ig f the brewer made someinthing yet.
28th of opal. SOMe guy started construcitig somethign. SOme... thign I gusess.
GLad therews finally one who soe doesnt kill himslfe.
WHAT
A schist amulet?!
ok thats it. The last straw. i;m gonna go get some sleep now.and build a small tower. because.
OHNOSE a n ambush!
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Th emilitia made work of that!
... Still don't knww where my miners went...
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6907
have fun next guy fwom an a thesreeres a lot of dwareves still alieve and things are lookng... Oh whatever theres multple ambushes goo d lluck with that:D
Sry frogot to dwafr the watcheres and just dwarved myself.
Post by: Kamin on September 11, 2012, 08:20:37 pm
That was pretty phenomenal, though. I cracked the fuck up.
Post by: Aklyon on September 11, 2012, 08:27:42 pm
Post by: Talvieno on September 11, 2012, 10:20:10 pm
Quote
WHat people do? It's almost as if they put htnigns in at random.This. This is drunken gold at its finest. If you make a quote section... I'm nominating this. I was practically doubled over laughing when I read it.
Also lolworthy:
Oh breachnig the volcano msfired completely. HOpe I idnt kill too many there.,...
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... Still don't knww where my miners went...
Post by: RandAnima on September 11, 2012, 11:58:21 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 12, 2012, 12:07:49 am
I don't mean to brag or anything, but I am really good at getting drunk. Dwarf good. I'd really like a turn on this, if there's room.I'll throw you into the list--as long as the fort survives long enough, you'll get a turn! Depending on how fast and available Overseers are for turns, I'm thinking I'm going to be pretty flexible with who goes when.
Post by: Wrex on September 12, 2012, 01:50:15 am
I had a wonderful evening playing a game of "Betrayal at the house on the hill", an odd combination of clue, Mafia, and Call of Cthulhu. It also has the unusual distinction of being truely diffrent almost every time you play it. due to its inclusion of fifty diffrent scenarios.
I'll get it on this tommorow. And I will drink! I'm still going with Shots of Four Horseman, on an empty stomach.
Post by: Siquo on September 12, 2012, 02:33:49 am
That save should still be playable, though, I distinctly remember I bought some food, a load of plump helmets, some metal bars, some wood and at least one pick from the last caravan. There were zero plump helmets or seeds in the entire fort, how what why ??? etc. That explains why my farms did nothing and we ran out of food&booze. The two ambushes were dealt with pretty fast by the 8-man militia, although the next person should definitely build more coffins.
Couldnt find any metal yet, though. Loads of obsidian, but no metal.
Post by: Scruffy on September 12, 2012, 02:58:47 am
Edit: Oh, and give me a dwarf.
Post by: Wrex on September 12, 2012, 03:34:06 am
Post by: Xantalos on September 12, 2012, 03:36:59 am
Post by: Siquo on September 12, 2012, 08:14:53 am
Bahahahaha, I thiiiink we'll just let Wrex go from where I left off...Not necessary. I just checked where I left off, and the fortress is actually in decent shape (stocks, population, etc), even got us some goblinite from the last attack, as we managed to get a whole squad of bowgoblins from around a corner. Just watch out for MZ, he's about to punch someone.
Post by: MaximumZero on September 12, 2012, 10:47:50 am
Post by: Bobnova on September 12, 2012, 11:08:48 am
Also, I'd like to be redorfed as "2.Bobnova", male if possible, if not that's fine too.
Ideally somewhere with two-way stairs rather than one-way stairs...
Post by: Yoink on September 12, 2012, 01:35:52 pm
Freaking comedy gold right there. It'll be interesting to see how many typos different people make.
Hmm... It'd be awesome if each player had one of those 'D.I.Y Breathalyzers', but they might be expensive, I dunno.
Not really sure if I'll be able to have my turn, still. :-\ I suppose if I had the house to myself... Or if I took the computer in my room... Either way, it's kinda doubtful. Hopefully I can, though. This is going to be epic, and it'd be a terrible shame not to be part of it.
Post by: Kamin on September 12, 2012, 03:32:51 pm
Post by: Siquo on September 12, 2012, 04:48:28 pm
Edit: Oh and Bobnova? I just checked legends, you were killed by the weremammoth. Sorry, man. Kamin is a badass with her copper axe, btw.
Post by: Wrex on September 12, 2012, 05:41:41 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 12, 2012, 05:57:13 pm
Do the obsidian swords actually cut things, by the by?Have you ever seen obsidian? It's volcanic glass. It's sharp as hell to boot, so yes. Hell, they even use it in Game of Thrones
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Post by: Talvieno on September 12, 2012, 05:57:40 pm
Do the obsidian swords actually cut things, by the by?A little better than wood... I'm pretty sure even copper is a better choice.
Post by: GrizzleBridges on September 12, 2012, 06:20:04 pm
Although I dont understand why people who dont/cant drink want to play. Why dont they play a sober succession game instead?
Oh and sleep deprivation is not the same as getting drunk :P
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 12, 2012, 06:26:31 pm
I thought it was not horrible...Do the obsidian swords actually cut things, by the by?A little better than wood... I'm pretty sure even copper is a better choice.
Although I dont understand why people who dont/cant drink want to play. Why dont they play a sober succession game instead?It's a cool idea.
Oh and sleep deprivation is not the same as getting drunk :P
Post by: Wrex on September 12, 2012, 06:42:04 pm
Post by: Jervill on September 12, 2012, 06:48:25 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 12, 2012, 07:58:39 pm
Edit: Oh and Bobnova? I just checked legends, you were killed by the weremammoth. Sorry, man.
rofl
Beats dehydration due to stairway issues! Thanks for checking, good to know how I bought it.
Post by: Talvieno on September 12, 2012, 08:08:48 pm
Agreed. lolEdit: Oh and Bobnova? I just checked legends, you were killed by the weremammoth. Sorry, man.
rofl
Beats dehydration due to stairway issues! Thanks for checking, good to know how I bought it.
From the magmawiki:
Rock short sword
Obsidian can also be made into obsidian shortswords with one log at the craftsdwarf's workshop. If you embark on an obsidian mountain or manage to reach magma before finding metallic ores, these are good at first to defend your fort from early wolf and giant eagle attacks, but weak in comparison to any metal, having difficulty cutting even mundane animal hides. ...
Post by: MaximumZero on September 12, 2012, 08:09:53 pm
Post by: Jervill on September 12, 2012, 08:11:50 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 12, 2012, 08:12:57 pm
Can anyone post a list of casualties thus far? I don't want to spoil the map for my turn.I don't even think Siquo knows; he was missing some miners after digging into the magma tube of the volcano, though.
Drunkenness makes it hard to know what the HELL went on last night... I think he was probably too drunk to even let the game do more than just run for a year without stopping it (50% idleness?! BAHAHAHA) :D
Tl;dr: This fort is going exactly as I hoped.
Post by: Jervill on September 12, 2012, 08:14:47 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 12, 2012, 08:18:05 pm
Speaking of which, I'm drunk right now. Wasn't last night, but I overdid the whiskey mix. I dislike asking for a skip of a turn, but if I could have permission?I think Wrex is on; if you PM him and he agrees, I am completely fine with it! I did my first year already. I'm flexible--this game is just as much your guys' as mine (and even more so considering sheer numbers :P)
Post by: MrWillsauce on September 12, 2012, 08:22:09 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 12, 2012, 09:13:44 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 12, 2012, 09:23:57 pm
So, if an obsidian blade has trouble cutting mundane hide (Which glass does not) It's safe to say it isn't cutting up to par. When I get the save, do you mind if I transfer the cutting values of glass to the obsidian raws?I don't mind at all--it sounds underpowered anyway. Obsidian is sharp as HELL. The only problem is that it's brittle, but obsidian has no problem at all cutting through hide IRL. It'll shatter on armor, but exposed flesh? Nah.
Were you letting Jervill go? And if not, are you going off of the Siquo save? I'm just curious as to what the game plan looks like so far ;D
Post by: Bobnova on September 12, 2012, 09:39:25 pm
Of course of Wrex is here and about to tackle a keg and he's next in line he ought to have priority. If he's not planning on getting smashed tonight and someone else is already well on their way to Dwarf Logic, I'd send them into action.
That, of course, is just me.
I have to admit that part of my reasoning is based on the fact that I may end up smashed and wanting to play DF at some point here, but I can rarely schedule my benders much ahead of time.
If such a system is adopted I'd like to put myself on the list of people who might show up pre-smashed and take a crack at not destroying the fortress completely.
EDIT:
Fixing obsidian makes good sense to me.
Post by: Kamin on September 12, 2012, 09:46:16 pm
Given the short amount of time a turn takes for this mode of play (I mean seriously, how many drunken days do you to spend playing one DF year?) it seems like a first drunk first serve might be the way to go.As long as people follow the rules in the OP still--particularly the ones about keeping a working tally of drinks and drinking legally--I have no problem with it. I threw up another poll regarding this, although I'm fine for vetting it in. A fast pace is much more interesting than waiting around a week for every player, after all.
Oh, and the last poll indicated that using Siquo's save file was overwhelmingly in favor, 12-1.
Post by: Jervill on September 13, 2012, 12:13:17 am
(Used Siquo's save)
The fortress semses workable. Even has a pretty outdor area.
For being a mangaer, Siquo has not even comissioned commins I mean coffins to be built. And yet I see a dead wdarf in the refuse pile.
Also, a staircase going nowehre on the top of the fort. The fuck.
Nice dinding room, something's going right.
Wait, is that a ghost?
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Also, I have no idea what's going on at level 165.
Couldn't find image.
I think there's some sort of potential magam smelting accident, or something...I'll try and add something to thelp it.
Removing the wood stockile, this is sridiculous. Use wheelbarrows, com on. Dig, yo fcukeer s dig. Dorfed self.
Crap, we have three pages of animals...most unavailable, we really need a butcher's shop and tanners'. I may set up a minecrat path.
Why the fuck is the food stockpile outside?
GRAAA...the animals keep breeding....I cnan't slaughtrer them fast enoguh.
With new migrants, I turned this weirdo area into a new bedroom complex.
[Kamin's tomb, image missing]
Decided to start building some coffins. YAy, no more ghosts!
We need some trpas, traps, in the common tongue.
Uh oh, Kamin is throwing a tantrum!
I still have a ghost...don't know where his remains are, though.
Hooray elves! I need some cloth!
FUCKING GOBLINS.
A vile force of darkness has arrived!
The battle is joined!
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EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!!
The siege is broken! We are victorious!!!!! Also, the exterior of the fortress continues to burn.
Also, got the two microcline slabs up! No more ghosts!
The elves made it through the siege! I traded some pond shell crafts for booze.
A diplomat has left unahppy. Ops.
We have a mayor now.
More migrants for our glorious fort! They'll sleep on the floor.
Humans have arrived! Welcome to the plains Apes!
Moved te metalsmith's pforges inside the fortress.
So...many...puppies. Well, straight to the butcher shop they go!
Ahhh....yeah, hit copper! Finally, some METAL.
Bought some booze from the dwarven caravan for next year, didn't bother with anything else.
Sorry about the lack of images after spring, but it got kind of dull after that. I moved most of the stockpiles indoors, and tghe magma forges behind the exterior walls as well.
File listing: here (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6910)
It's a good thing Siquo built that wall near the volcano, or everything would have burned.
Post by: misko27 on September 13, 2012, 12:17:08 am
Post by: Wrex on September 13, 2012, 12:21:04 am
But donwloading that thing and just looking at the chaos? Priceless. Probably dosen't help that unlike Kamin, MZ, or Myself, his liver is not made of steel.
Post by: Kamin on September 13, 2012, 12:28:16 am
Alright, I AM TAKING MY TURN TOMMOROW NO MORE NINJAS WARRGGHHHARRBLLLHahaha, if you'll get a turn in tomorrow, I have no problem with that!
But donwloading that thing and just looking at the chaos? Priceless. Probably dosen't help that unlike Kamin, MZ, or Myself, his liver is not made of steel.
And yeah, I can't wait to see these pictures... Jervill's poor, poor liver! I'm waiting to read it until the pictures get posted, and hope he kept a drink tally. I'm always morbidly curious, and feel that it adds a lot to the fort's flavor (forgive the pun).
Hey, How about, after every installment, someone sober goes in and writes a report on what they find? No interferece, But I'm awfully curious what the fort looks like rght now.You're more than welcome to do just that, Misko--I don't see why you shouldn't!
Post by: misko27 on September 13, 2012, 12:33:30 am
'Kay. I demand a dorfing of the the bookkeeper (if not already done, in which case pick a noble) as Misko27, Sober reporter.Hey, How about, after every installment, someone sober goes in and writes a report on what they find? No interferece, But I'm awfully curious what the fort looks like rght now.You're more than welcome to do just that, Misko--I don't see why you shouldn't!
Post by: Wrex on September 13, 2012, 12:39:40 am
Post by: Siquo on September 13, 2012, 03:16:13 am
I don't know what happened!Oh god that cracked me up. :D
[IMAGE]
EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!!
[IMAGE]
I think the missing remains are of the dumbass miner who breached the magma. Totally his fault, not mine.
Post by: Jervill on September 13, 2012, 07:43:12 am
Alright, I AM TAKING MY TURN TOMMOROW NO MORE NINJAS WARRGGHHHARRBLLLHahaha, if you'll get a turn in tomorrow, I have no problem with that!
But donwloading that thing and just looking at the chaos? Priceless. Probably dosen't help that unlike Kamin, MZ, or Myself, his liver is not made of steel.
And yeah, I can't wait to see these pictures... Jervill's poor, poor liver! I'm waiting to read it until the pictures get posted, and hope he kept a drink tally. I'm always morbidly curious, and feel that it adds a lot to the fort's flavor (forgive the pun).Hey, How about, after every installment, someone sober goes in and writes a report on what they find? No interferece, But I'm awfully curious what the fort looks like rght now.You're more than welcome to do just that, Misko--I don't see why you shouldn't!
Drink tally:
2 Grain Belt Premium (4.6% ABV) 12 oz
I have no idea how much whiskey (Jim Beam Bourbon [40% ABV], to be specific) I drank. Enough to mix well with three 7-ups and to give me a headache this morning.
Post by: RandAnima on September 13, 2012, 01:03:15 pm
(edit: The sad fact is that this is how I always type, pretty much. Difference being I didn't go back and correct the above to illustrate my point.)
Post by: Siquo on September 13, 2012, 02:53:07 pm
Post by: Johuotar on September 13, 2012, 03:05:44 pm
Too bad I died though, you can redorf me as Qaamanen 2, female, cook or brewer if you wish.
Post by: Kamin on September 13, 2012, 04:02:58 pm
Just try to keep drink tallies, guys. If there's a mixed drink, it's no big deal, just list it and maybe tell us how big the cup is or whatever. At least while you're still sober. Again with the morbid curiosity.
God I love this.
Post by: Wrex on September 13, 2012, 04:11:25 pm
Post by: Talvieno on September 13, 2012, 04:38:50 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 13, 2012, 04:42:35 pm
Lol, I don't know if I even got dwarfed at all... If I didn't, could I be dwarfed as "Talvi", as previously requested? (Yes, I realize I run the risk of being double-dwarfed now.)
Only if we have a Cavi to assign as your pet.
Post by: Wrex on September 13, 2012, 05:29:41 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 13, 2012, 05:34:13 pm
Take some shots.
Post by: Scruffy on September 13, 2012, 05:36:32 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 13, 2012, 05:41:36 pm
Typical. I'm drunk yet it is not my turn. What a waste.Depending on when Wrex finishes his turn today, you might still be drunk come posting :P
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 13, 2012, 06:02:15 pm
I took a look at the fortress. Sober. What is this. This is the worst fortress ever. Worse than boatmurdered.Since Boatmurdered was made while sober, and not intended to destroy itself.
Compare it to the StNPO forts.
Post by: NAV on September 13, 2012, 06:36:10 pm
please dorf me!!!
maybe i will start another fort like this in a few years for all us young people.
Post by: Wrex on September 13, 2012, 06:51:02 pm
3:40- started mixing six shots. finished 3:55.
Dear god that is a shittone of whisky.
3:57: Downed a gul[ of bailey's to cap it off. yum.
so lets see that trianwerk Kamin built.
Half the fucking fort is built above groun. This place, looks like a nightmaresh hellhole that can only rmeind me of the greatest shitfuckings in DF history. Esverything is covered in blood. there are thirty difffrent entrances. we have six military dwarves. Everything is stockpiled outside. There is a named magma crab in our lava pipe. Welcome to fucking Drunk fortress, where everything is on fire. I can only nimagine the shit going through their heads as migrants walk up to this place. Everything is done wrong! wher is our trap corroder? Boatmurdered has a fucking trap corrodor! Are they nto good enough for ya, jackwads!?
So, my first concern is defense. And a tomb,. sexy sexy tomb. A tomb that makes you all jelly. I order forty traing spears made. And I take a shot for being a pussh and using danger rooms. We have no fucking armour anywhere. We have no proper defenses. we are fucked.
4:04- Took another shot. Because fey mood!
Expanded the smelters. Got the mayor the fuck out of my room.
4:27 Took another shot. Obsidian swords are fucking useless. Making them glass sharp now. glances off skin way too much.
Vampire. Fuck him. 4:42 takngi a sht. FOund the bugger. How do you like filling my magma tomb, huh punk? I hope you enjoy that magma shower. Guy went insane. Stark raving.
SHIIIIIIITTTTTT MEGA SIEGE OH MY GAWD WE ARE SO FUCKED THERE ARE LIKE FIFTY OF THEM. Updating after we die. Also will post pictures later maybe tomorrow.,
Post by: Jervill on September 13, 2012, 06:53:18 pm
Hey, we have some traps near the entrance.
Post by: Wrex on September 13, 2012, 06:55:30 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 13, 2012, 07:02:01 pm
Post by: Talvieno on September 13, 2012, 07:07:10 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 13, 2012, 07:19:58 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 13, 2012, 07:22:08 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 13, 2012, 07:23:31 pm
Post by: Jervill on September 13, 2012, 07:28:18 pm
Just remember to either build lots of traps or replace the bridge to the exterior with a drawbridge.
Post by: Scelly9 on September 13, 2012, 07:35:06 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 13, 2012, 07:36:38 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 13, 2012, 07:37:49 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 13, 2012, 07:51:48 pm
Also, I accidentlay voted save-scum. I meant Reclaim. "member that.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 13, 2012, 07:54:08 pm
No, let the next player reclaim. While both drunk AND wearing an eyepatch over one eye!It's the only dwarfy thing to do: Don't give up, AND give yourself a handicap!
Post by: Siquo on September 13, 2012, 07:59:58 pm
I expected no less of this. We need a, sobering influence on the management of this fort. Maybe we should have someone run in non-drunk? I know i I keep proposing this, But without a decent fix once and a while, the fort will keep being destroyed. A damaged fort is very hard to deal with under optimal condtions, and the drunk aren't great at disaster-management.Sober schmober. There needs to be Fun.
Post by: Wrex on September 13, 2012, 08:07:42 pm
I expected no less of this. We need a, sobering influence on the management of this fort. Maybe we should have someone run in non-drunk? I know i I keep proposing this, But without a decent fix once and a while, the fort will keep being destroyed. A damaged fort is very hard to deal with under optimal condtions, and the drunk aren't great at disaster-management.Sober schmober. There needs to be Fun.
I hope fun means having your guts pulled out. Because that's what happened to you.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 13, 2012, 08:16:08 pm
This is fun. Well, not for the dwarves, but who cares? We never care about them anyways. Us monsters.I hope fun means having your guts pulled out. Because that's what happened to you.I expected no less of this. We need a, sobering influence on the management of this fort. Maybe we should have someone run in non-drunk? I know i I keep proposing this, But without a decent fix once and a while, the fort will keep being destroyed. A damaged fort is very hard to deal with under optimal condtions, and the drunk aren't great at disaster-management.Sober schmober. There needs to be Fun.
Post by: Wrex on September 13, 2012, 08:52:09 pm
Post by: Jervill on September 13, 2012, 08:55:58 pm
Post by: MaximumZero on September 13, 2012, 08:58:59 pm
MZ is so lonely. ;_;
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 13, 2012, 09:03:58 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 13, 2012, 09:14:59 pm
Any idea how I died? All my bonecraft masterpieces I made are probably worth many dwarfbucks now. :P
Headshot. A least it was quick.
MZ killed three siege mounts as he charged straight through their ranks and got the hell out of dodge. Smart guy.
I think I am no longer drunk, so I'll upload the save and such. Obsidian, btw, I fixed it. It now cuts things.
Post by: Geen on September 13, 2012, 10:14:59 pm
Too young to participate, dorf me.
Post by: MaximumZero on September 13, 2012, 11:03:13 pm
MZ killed three siege mounts as he charged straight through their ranks and got the hell out of dodge. Smart guy.I'm not running away, I'm charging in the opposite direction!
Post by: Kamin on September 13, 2012, 11:13:20 pm
Post by: peregarrett on September 13, 2012, 11:22:48 pm
When you say this, it reminds me of:No, let the next player reclaim. While both drunk AND wearing an eyepatch over one eye!It's the only dwarfy thing to do: Don't give up, AND give yourself a handicap!
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Post by: Wrex on September 13, 2012, 11:32:34 pm
So, here's what went down:
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THis is the entryway. I have no idea why it is layed out like this. It's utterly retarded. There are still ramps all over the place. I couldn't find a lever for it, anywhere. I don't think anyone remembered to hook it up?
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Kamin is the first to die. Probably for the best, since he only had a copper battle axe. That's about it. I made him some armor, but he refused to put it on. No shield, no armour, nothing.
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Jervil is shot in the face, his corpse slumping down in the middle of the "O". I think he would have wanted it that way.
Now, at this point, everyone outside is dead, and everyone inside is about to be. The main bastion of survivors is the dining hall, and the goblins that trickle down there one at a time are mobbed and killed, but not before killing the odd dwarf. People start going insane. At this point, there is no military left, really. MZ, Talvi, and myself are holed up there too. A wall of dwarves throws itself against the oncoming riders, and it takes quite some time to fight through them, before you know, we all die. At this point, I buy the farm.
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To be fair, I was gangraped by giant worms.
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Talvi, is ironically enough, killed by a pike.
Now, MZ is also in the main hall. He is out of ammo. His right leg is torn open from a pike stab. He is starving and dehydrated. He beat three goblins to death with his steel crossbow.
ANd he is about to send some motherfuckers to hell. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw)
He then proceeds to charge straight into the enemy front lines, kicks the shit out of a bunch of cave crawlers, and gets the fuck out of dodge. I abandoned the fort, actually (With like 12 guys left, with almost all of them incurably insane), Just so his act of badassery would not go unrewarded.
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http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6917 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6917)
And there is the worldsave. Also, Obsidian should cut flesh now.
Post by: Kamin on September 14, 2012, 12:47:08 am
I demand to be one of the first 7, preferably the baddest-assed woodcutter/axedwarf combo! Make sure I don't have too many negative physical traits (gender doesn't matter, only badassery) :P
Also, thanks for fixing the obsidian, Wrex! That is pretty important, and it was good you did it.
Oh, and MZ went out how I'd imagine him to in real life: Punching motherfuckin' faces. In HALF.
Post by: Wrex on September 14, 2012, 12:48:51 am
Now who's going to be dwarf enough to reclaim this badboy while acutely intoxicated? ;D
I demand to be one of the first 7, preferably the baddest-assed woodcutter/axedwarf combo! Make sure I don't have too many negative physical traits (gender doesn't matter, only badassery) :P
Also, thanks for fixing the obsidian, Wrex! That is pretty important, and it was good you did it.
I had a shot where it "glanced off" the hide of a weasel about 20 times. It was...bad. I just copy pasted the slashy bits from green glass over, and it seemed to work.
Post by: Xantalos on September 14, 2012, 12:55:52 am
Post by: Siquo on September 14, 2012, 01:57:23 am
My god old people are hilarious when drunk.WE'RE NOT OLD!
Post by: misko27 on September 14, 2012, 02:01:17 am
Post by: peregarrett on September 14, 2012, 02:06:03 am
Post by: Wrex on September 14, 2012, 02:07:05 am
Post by: Kamin on September 14, 2012, 02:10:03 am
Kamin, MZ made it out alive. O_o.I know. But you abandoned. So he went out facepunching before the abandonment of the fort. Or did you not abandon? I thought you said you had, but I may have misread.
Post by: Wrex on September 14, 2012, 02:16:02 am
Kamin, MZ made it out alive. O_o.I know. But you abandoned. So he went out facepunching before the abandonment of the fort. Or did you not abandon? I thought you said you had, but I may have misread.
Oh, I did. He fled into the jungles nearby. So, we could theoretically get him back.
Post by: Kamin on September 14, 2012, 02:22:49 am
Oh, I did. He fled into the jungles nearby. So, we could theoretically get him back.Oh, right. Well I imagine all of the original dorfed people should be redorfed in the reclaim, (MZ will be wandering around, but nobody else that I can recall survived). There were quite a few people who wanted to be dorfed on top of that, too, but I'll leave that up to whoever's next.
Post by: Jervill on September 14, 2012, 03:31:35 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 14, 2012, 03:32:47 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 14, 2012, 03:37:48 pm
First Drunk First Served?
Is MZ next? Or will someone else have to go because of RL reasons?First Drunk First Served. That was the overwhelming conclusion of the poll, and I stand by the collective decision of the players. As long as it's someone who hasn't gotten a turn yet, I'm down for having them do their thing. If we start running out of readily available Overseers who haven't played yet, we'll cycle through again.
Post by: Wrex on September 14, 2012, 04:21:12 pm
First Drunk First Served?Is MZ next? Or will someone else have to go because of RL reasons?First Drunk First Served. That was the overwhelming conclusion of the poll, and I stand by the collective decision of the players. As long as it's someone who hasn't gotten a turn yet, I'm down for having them do their thing. If we start running out of readily available Overseers who haven't played yet, we'll cycle through again.
Hopefully this one won't involve large blades being rammed up our rectum by the third year. Use a proper drawbridge and trap corridor guys!
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 04:35:45 pm
Also, I have a free Friday evening and a full 1.75 liters of 80-proof vodka. If there's no one else, I can make a go.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 04:45:39 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 14, 2012, 04:51:54 pm
Haha, just read through this, this is hilarious. May I request a dorf? Clover Magic, any dwarf to do with gems.I haven't heard anybody else up for it yet today, so I think you're the go-to guy for this evening's installment! It's pretty much given to whoever hops in first, so if you're down to clown, jump on in!
Also, I have a free Friday evening and a full 1.75 liters of 80-proof vodka. If there's no one else, I can make a go.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 04:55:59 pm
Haha, just read through this, this is hilarious. May I request a dorf? Clover Magic, any dwarf to do with gems.I haven't heard anybody else up for it yet today, so I think you're the go-to guy for this evening's installment! It's pretty much given to whoever hops in first, so if you're down to clown, jump on in!
Also, I have a free Friday evening and a full 1.75 liters of 80-proof vodka. If there's no one else, I can make a go.
Girl, but who's counting on the internet? XD All righty then, breaking out the vodka and downloading the save.
8 shots of vodka in ~10 miuntes gets you really hammertedx who knew. Dorfing people and stuff.
Post by: Bobnova on September 14, 2012, 05:55:46 pm
8 shots of vodka in ~10 miuntes gets you really hammertedx who knew. Dorfing people and stuff.
It certainly comes as a shock to me.
I wish you the best of luck in retaining consciousness during the next 45 minutes or so :D
Also, well done!
Hopefully Bobnova the Dwarf can avoid the weremammoths this time...
Post by: Wrex on September 14, 2012, 05:56:56 pm
Wrex, Profession name" The baddest of asses"
Also, u r lightweight!
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 06:01:35 pm
17:07 - Have moved on to just shooting vodka chased by the tea, tastes less like shit. Also don't shoot marshmallow-flavored vodka straight you will regret it.
17:09 - Chocolate one worse. 4 shots in five minutes is bad idea, small pause.
17:11 - Have tea-flavored vodka, put in tea. Much better. Equivalent of about ~2 shots is in my tea now, will drik it and relax. 30%, 30%, 35%, and 40% alcohol so far of vodkas mentioned.
17:16 - Feeling a little weird.
17:19 - Vodka kinda hitrs you all at once doesn't it.
17:20 - Well definitely am buzzed, will open game, continue drinking. Will also take a shot everytime a dwarf dies, seems reasonable.
17:22 - Basically 8 shots is bad idea. AM reminded of time that I puked in friend's vart.
17:23 - lolol Jungle of Flashes
17":25: WIll try to dwarf everyone as I continue drinking
17:27: Bad ideas feeling sick./ WIll continue for great justcice. If puke then I will weill be dwarven.
17:29 - CAN"T OPERATE CONTROLS
17:32: Kamin got dorfed as a girl cause everyone else is not badass. This reclaim party sucks.
17:34: Only one dwarf who likes rum in prefer3ences, Peregar gets to be a girl/
17:35: Pressed wrong button for several minutesa, I think, I'm hammered
17:35: Girls girls evertywhwere
17:36 - Can't work control;s again
217:39; - I live alpacas. This not backspacing is hard.
17:41 - ALways need cheesedoprfs whgy not
17:542: CONTROLS ARWE A CONSPIRACTY
17:43: Dorfed everyone from pg 134 on. If not dorf you get to be migrant. Xanadorf, Kamin, Captain Peregar, miskop25, GretaWyrmEthaniol, CLover Magic, and Geen are reclaim oparty.
217:45: Not enough points to bring alpacas, am sad. I think I have three military dorfs. AM so hammeredf, starting. Gotta pee first though.
17:47: Trip to bathroom interesting expertience. I have spider in my bathroom, will name Mr. Samasa. Nased black widow that once. Can't stay straight oh god so much vodka.
17:49: Not enough points to bring alpacas. Devastaed./
17:489: Peacocks, though. Peacocks are always ne3cesarry.
17:51: Only have money for copper warhammer so Captain Peregar gets to be hammerdorf
17:52: Group name is now the The Defende Syrups aww yeah.
17:454: Why won't FB post so sad
17:55: Am blasted, so embarked. Lol freiednly goblins, well ythat will let me getn underground. Will start [aying now, cheers!
Also Wrex -= am girl, have less alcohol tyolerance, have drunk about ~10- shots right now. I l;ove vodka.
Oh ya and edit: We ran out nof drofs so you will have to wait for migrants.
Post by: Kamin on September 14, 2012, 06:15:42 pm
[This is the best succession game ever]
Post by: Xantalos on September 14, 2012, 06:21:15 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 14, 2012, 06:22:31 pm
Damn that's a lot of drunk!
Well, female with a probably average liver, not entirely surprised.
I will enjoy her blunders with a glass of Bailey's.
Post by: Kamin on September 14, 2012, 06:29:00 pm
To be fair, I know lots of men who'd be drunk as hell after 8 shots in around 10 minutes. That's almost a shot a minute. Not to mention we don't know whether Clover had much to eat today, or has stayed hydrated throughout the day. It's nothing to shake a stick at, regardless--frankly, I'm impressed.Damn that's a lot of drunk!Well, female with a probably average liver, not entirely surprised.
I will enjoy her blunders with a glass of Bailey's.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 06:41:24 pm
We have arrived!
(http://i45.tinypic.com/12574p5.png)
lol half of these bedrooms aren'yt assigned, whgy? O ya ecalim, I'm stioopid.
I can't type while drunk.
Everything is forbiiden why
Fuck ahgtre reclaims
Embark is tiny
No seriously emabrk is tiny on myu default soiom only ~3 clicks needed to reach bottom, black space tyo the right.
RECLAIM EVERYTHING WHILE GOBLINS Are fRIENDLY lol capslock.
Why only plump haeltmets and sweet pods I CAN'T TYPE
90 wom does not mix with alchohol.
Diabling farms cause there is bewtter things to do and I need to make better ones.
I gotta even reclaim the tree to chop down rthis is shity./
Where's my cursor vodka on keyboard ): ALso straight vodka tastes like cough syrup
(http://i45.tinypic.com/iglr85.png)
Reclaimuibng shit.
Had to take small break tyo trhrow up, cleaning up puke while drunk is interestring. But the saga continues!
AM atrtemnpting to light incesne drunk this will only end badly.
Success. Am up to ~14 sghots now.
I CAN'T RECLAIM oh lol shift key.
WHERE IS MY CURSOER
Even trees are forbidden this is sad day.
Tried to reclaim shit for about 5 mins untilo I realized I wa sin 'k'; mode lolololol
\
@Kami - ate last at atound 14:00 or so, some cereal, nothing else today except tea.
A;so tinypic security was 'too many cooks' lol I agrtee.
Post by: Bobnova on September 14, 2012, 06:55:49 pm
Truly epic.
8 in 10 would wreck me. Or at least put a real dent in my DF skills.
Post by: Kamin on September 14, 2012, 07:01:46 pm
Epic.I think Clover's playing with a tiny (ASCII) tileset, too... I'd be vomiting. Projectile vomiting.
Truly epic.
8 in 10 would wreck me. Or at least put a real dent in my DF skills.
Post by: Wrex on September 14, 2012, 07:05:32 pm
Epic.I think Clover's playing with a tiny (ASCII) tileset, too... I'd be vomiting. Projectile vomiting.
Truly epic.
8 in 10 would wreck me. Or at least put a real dent in my DF skills.
Well, clover diiiid vomit at one point.
Post by: Kamin on September 14, 2012, 07:13:40 pm
Good point. :PWell, clover diiiid vomit at one point.Epic.I think Clover's playing with a tiny (ASCII) tileset, too... I'd be vomiting. Projectile vomiting.
Truly epic.
8 in 10 would wreck me. Or at least put a real dent in my DF skills.
Post by: Jervill on September 14, 2012, 07:14:05 pm
And at least I can tell what's going on in ASCII, instead of your blasphemous graphics packs that make it even harder to see than the default ASCII.
Post by: Talvieno on September 14, 2012, 07:14:34 pm
I can't push "post" because I keep getting ninja'd. Twice. Never had that happen before.
edit:
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Even trees are forbidden this is sad day.Poor Clover. :P I feel your pain. lol
Post by: Scelly9 on September 14, 2012, 07:25:16 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 14, 2012, 07:26:08 pm
14 shots? Remember to quit before you go too far...your health is more important.And simuntaneously
This game is officially the best. Clover, you win drunkest dorf award.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 07:40:03 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 14, 2012, 07:41:16 pm
Post by: Talvieno on September 14, 2012, 07:42:45 pm
Also,
This game is officially the best. Clover, you win drunkest dorf award.though I admit I'm somewhat partial to Spearbreakers. And Wrex, I forgot, but Lol at the Talvi/Spearbreakers references. :P
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 07:45:57 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 14, 2012, 07:46:45 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 07:48:44 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 07:49:00 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 07:55:39 pm
Did I get a dwarf?
Yes you did. (http://i45.tinypic.com/lcpdz.png) You're trying to destroy something, I think farms. Tryiong to save people now.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 08:18:29 pm
...And what do you mean trying to destroy a farm?
Post by: misko27 on September 14, 2012, 08:20:01 pm
Geen dead fighting magama crab. Cacnellation nspam due to crab and king cobra everywhwere. My dorf in hois[ptial misko27 managed ot save me. SO many things wrong. Only 5th day. ):Do my best to ease the plight of the drunks.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 08:25:00 pm
What non-brewing skills does he have?
...And what do you mean trying to destroy a farm?
You grow thinks. Anf find plants. You are my famrer-dude.
Misko27 put sutures in Xanhadorf's hand, he is also in hopsital. Put Pergear to digging he was my only free one. Kamin is tryiong to clkean something, I have no idfea what. Crab as fucked off to the volcano, so maybe we'll live.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 08:32:29 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 14, 2012, 08:41:06 pm
What honor is higher than that!?
Also, wonderful typo.
EDIT:
I'd like to be dorfed, if I haven't been.
Ideally as someone who doesn't get eaten by a weremammoth.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 08:47:28 pm
Am not as drunkj, but can't drink more becaus eiwll thrtoe up again. STill not out of early spring, undsure of what toi do. ): FPS is terrible.
Post by: Xantalos on September 14, 2012, 08:49:32 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 08:50:24 pm
So what happened to moi? I got attacked by the magma crab, didn't I?
Yesw. You cgot sewed up[ by misko and are back on your feet, but you have an infection in your ear so who knows how loing yuou'll last since we haVE NO soap or well to weash you.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 09:01:09 pm
NO migrants yet, so no free dorfs./Evil Threetoe? We must warn Toady at once!
Am not as drunkj, but can't drink more becaus eiwll thrtoe up again. STill not out of early spring, undsure of what toi do. ): FPS is terrible.
Can't you work on a soap or well industry?So what happened to moi? I got attacked by the magma crab, didn't I?
Yesw. You cgot sewed up[ by misko and are back on your feet, but you have an infection in your ear so who knows how loing yuou'll last since we haVE NO soap or well to weash you.
Post by: Jervill on September 14, 2012, 09:03:15 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 14, 2012, 09:07:57 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 09:27:02 pm
Late spring now. Building new fort thing int side of moutnain, at leats will know whewre everything is.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 09:29:39 pm
Soap industries take a bit to set up while sober, I can't imagine Clover could put together the required steps in her condition.Well, well?
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 09:31:36 pm
Soap industries take a bit to set up while sober, I can't imagine Clover could put together the required steps in her condition.Well, well?
No mechanisms yet. I was mechanic and nowe am, useless dwarf in bedf. Everyone else is busy securing new site nso no one has fere time.
Ghosts everywhere. There is a ghost baby.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 09:36:39 pm
...Oh, right.
Post by: Wrex on September 14, 2012, 09:37:09 pm
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 14, 2012, 09:47:02 pm
1 4% 500ml pint beer = 2 units
difference is shot dunpsm more alcohol faster.
1 500ml bottle vodka = 20 units or 10 pints of 4% or 5 belgiums
again difference is amount of alcohol per unit of time = speed of drunkness
ABV*T=D
20 1 bottle of bodka gets you pissed faster than slab of beer.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 09:50:05 pm
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 14, 2012, 09:51:33 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 09:57:46 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 09:59:58 pm
no its writeing while drinking on a keyboard with no letters as its made by cheap areses in tesco. The the hell is the multiply of arse anyway?Sorry to hear that.
Oh myu godf we made it to summer. Have drunk a shot or two to stay drunk. My dorf still in mebd. MIsko now mechanic. MInifort in progress. Dead peacock.Holy carp, how much have you drunk and what percentage of your blood do you expect your blood to be alcohol when you finish?
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 14, 2012, 10:10:19 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 10:13:00 pm
Geen has comen back as forlorn ghost.
Making pizza.
Ghostly dwarven baby Udib won'[t fuck off.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 10:13:55 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 14, 2012, 10:18:47 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 10:33:46 pm
Save meeeeeeeee
Trying. Well is being orderrined to be built. Need free person. ONmce dof is free will slaugther peacoock so can wash woudns/. SOspa will be made.
ENgraving slabs nt every named dorf foucnd in listy. ANMd the fucking ghost baby.
Edit: FORGT THAT GHOST JUST KILLED WYRM. FUCK YOU GHOSTLOY LED PERRSON.
More edits: 2/5as of remaing dorfs now on break. One is eating, other is hauling something. WHy.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 10:37:19 pm
SAD.
Can I have a new dwarf? Er, maybe I should wait until you're not saving the fortress.
Post by: Wrex on September 14, 2012, 10:47:42 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 11:07:54 pm
MIGRANTS.
Edit: Xana you arwe safe. Your infectionm went away without soap, although am still makign some. Lord INquistor, Wrex, Bobnova dorfed.
Also Xana and Kamin are esctatci becaus enow they[re lovers.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 14, 2012, 11:34:52 pm
PTW, I can't exactly participate since I'm technically under drinking age and I also have no real interest in drinking; I have too many hobbies, school, etc.
Clover, don't drink yourself to death. You've probably already been drunker than a dwarf's socks. That's hardcore.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 14, 2012, 11:38:09 pm
Capuchins now stealing some abadnoned. crafts. Not food sop dopn't give a damn.
AM sleeping now, good night. 25 screenshots is good.
Post by: MaximumZero on September 14, 2012, 11:40:51 pm
Post by: Geen on September 14, 2012, 11:42:34 pm
One internet to whoever gets the reference.
B: Old people are comedy gold. Clover wins this thread forever.
Post by: MaximumZero on September 14, 2012, 11:47:52 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 14, 2012, 11:55:17 pm
Post by: kaijyuu on September 15, 2012, 12:09:13 am
Post by: Kamin on September 15, 2012, 12:29:32 am
Kamin, this is slightly awkward...Eh, I've always like you, Xan; you're a polite gentleman. And now you can be less lonely as your writhe all over me in the dark.
Post by: Wrex on September 15, 2012, 12:30:30 am
And double ninja
d
Post by: Hotaru on September 15, 2012, 12:50:33 am
...old people?
He means 'no longer children'. :P
Well, congrats Kamin, this is probably the most active and laugh-out-loud entertaining succession game at the moment. What an ode to drunken, bumbling dwarfiness.
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 15, 2012, 12:53:47 am
anyone under 21 is child with diper in america...old people?
He means 'no longer children'. :P
Well, congrats Kamin, this is probably the most active and laugh-out-loud entertaining succession game at the moment. What an ode to drunken, bumbling dwarfiness.
you all babes! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHxvPohSjX4)*heavy voice
I*laughs drunken head off, falkls opff chair
Post by: Kamin on September 15, 2012, 12:57:10 am
Well, congrats Kamin, this is probably the most active and laugh-out-loud entertaining succession game at the moment. What an ode to drunken, bumbling dwarfiness.Thanks Hotaru, I have been cracking up every time I come back to this damned thread. I had no idea it'd be so popular, but that's probably because I was under the mistaken assumption I'm the only kind of drunken assclown who'd actually want to do something like this. But then it hit me... This is Bay 12.
Post by: Urist McPenguinhead on September 15, 2012, 01:25:06 am
Keep going!!
Post by: kaijyuu on September 15, 2012, 01:35:04 am
I must warn you Xan, praying mantises eat their mates after... writhing all over each other.Kamin, this is slightly awkward...Eh, I've always like you, Xan; you're a polite gentleman. And now you can be less lonely as your writhe all over me in the dark.
Post by: Scelly9 on September 15, 2012, 01:44:30 am
Wait, where did this even come from?I must warn you Xan, praying mantises eat their mates after... writhing all over each other.Kamin, this is slightly awkward...Eh, I've always like you, Xan; you're a polite gentleman. And now you can be less lonely as your writhe all over me in the dark.
Post by: Siquo on September 15, 2012, 01:46:24 am
My god, clover, I almost had no idea what I was doing/looking at, and you managed to top that. Awesome.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 06:32:50 am
She isn't in that it gets her absurdly drunk, from what I've seen.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 15, 2012, 07:18:14 am
Anyways, I have no hangover despite absurd amounts of alcohol, it's a talent. So I'm okay.
We've made it to autumn, I'll reiterate what I said last night - I can either upload what I have, or I can drink again later tonight and finish my year. I suppose it depends on if anyone is drunk tonight before I'm free, lol.
Oh my god, guys, I'm looking at this sober, and....this is sad. So sad. There are items EVERYWHERE. I apparently decided "fuck that" to the main drunken fort and have everyone in a tiny two-level affair down in the very bottom of the southwest corner. There are labors assigned apparently at random. We have a grand total of 8 dwarves, of which only 5 are actually working since two are on break and the third, my dorf, is in some sort of stasis in a bed where almost every body part is red/yellow and I'm labeled as "heavy bleeding" and "cannot breathe" in the health screen but I've been that way for two seasons now.
Also apparently Geen ripped off the magma crab's wings before he died. I was unaware magma crabs even had wings.
Sorting through pics and resizing/uploading, will post what I wrote in a little while.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 07:25:14 am
Also, welcome to the world of the lucid. Good luck.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 15, 2012, 08:18:56 am
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aM DRINKING WATER RIGHT NOW BECAUSE throwing up is bad oops capslocki again.
Shit I need to fix the raws so they stop having symbols this will bhe fun. BRB
Fixed walls but probably bokre obsidian shaprness don';tcare got distracted by p[onies. Let's continuye!
Why the fuck was there an giant animal ytraining pin in the middle of nowhere./
And yes, yews I did vomt.
Can;'t use Paint anymoire can't get reid of white spaces while drunk will accept lag with POhoyoshop.
BTW am mplaying with defaulot ASCII now since didn't want to deal with somehow converting it to my preferrewd Ironahand./
Also 1600xsomething res on my screen, everything tiny
(http://imageshack.us/a/img521/7932/screenshot02f.png)
Why now game ):
(http://imageshack.us/a/img52/6712/screenshot03q.png)
What is happening ):"
Isa not even 3rd of Granitye yet.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img341/7058/screenshot04r.png)
That is happening.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img337/8782/screenshot05b.png)
WHAT IS HAPPENING.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img152/8539/screenshot07b.png)
Being killed by nanmed magma crab. ):"
(http://imageshack.us/a/img401/5053/screenshot06w.png)
NOW SNBAKLES WHAT NEXT
So much vomit from dwarves
(http://imageshack.us/a/img521/5320/screenshot09.png)
Welp, there goes Geen ):
(http://imageshack.us/a/img836/466/screenshot010aq.png)
My dorf made it to hois[pital,. misko27 idx brave dorf!
Cancellation spam due to crab and snake everywhere. ):"
(http://imageshack.us/a/img805/3610/screenshot012f.png)
Not surew who misko27 is trying to clean.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img402/6074/screenshot013aj.png)
Screw magam crab, am making new entrance.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img856/3604/screenshot014vb.png)
Misko is doing his job
(http://imageshack.us/a/img846/3647/screenshot015rv.png)
Making new entrance because fuck magama crabs
(http://imageshack.us/a/img14/3070/screenshot016al.png)
Kamin gave up on killing snake to clkean, unsure why,. Ghost baby./
19th Grnaute
Miasma everywhere in old fort oh god
Xanadorf got sutures and splt6it in hands but now infaction in right ear, misko went off to getr drunk.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img32/443/screenshot017z.png)
Built a thing. My dorf being gauled here as we sdpak. EVeryoine else busy gathering food or buikl.donmg.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img89/8392/screenshot018hur.png)
Making things./
(http://imageshack.us/a/img707/9345/screenshot020i.png)
Wyrmsorf making farms.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img404/4769/screenshot021b.png)
Geen is ghost now. ):
(http://imageshack.us/a/img692/651/screenshot022iv.png)
Wyrm dead, WHY BREAKS NOW.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img594/2906/screenshot023u.png)
MIGRANTS OMF
(http://imageshack.us/a/img803/4320/screenshot024s.png)
wtf you doing peahn
(http://imageshack.us/a/img138/2259/screenshot025j.png)
Amazingly Zana's infrecdtion went away without soasp. All hail Xana.
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The next few pages are covered in vomit and unreadable.
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Welp, there's what my drunken self thought was of importance. I like how I decided to screenshot everything huge.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 08:30:22 am
Post by: GoombaGeek on September 15, 2012, 08:49:33 am
Post by: Clover Magic on September 15, 2012, 10:37:09 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
There was also some wild tea flavored Absolut, but I finished that off.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 15, 2012, 10:46:33 am
It's a tough call on which fort is more
EDIT: Blimey Clover, you drank all that? That's not hardcore, it's dwarfcore.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 15, 2012, 11:52:29 am
Post by: Geen on September 15, 2012, 12:19:33 pm
Also apparently Geen ripped off the magma crab's wings before he died. I was unaware magma crabs even had wings.
CRAB... BATTLE! CRAB BATTLE!
C'mon, anyone?
Also...
How the fuck did you not get a hangover from that?! Clover is a goddamn dwarf.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 15, 2012, 03:02:17 pm
Also...
How the fuck did you not get a hangover from that?! Clover is a goddamn dwarf.
I don't get hangovers. Never have, it's just a thing. My friends hate me for it.
Anyways, I'm going out in a bit and don't know when I'll be back. Here is the save. (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6923) If someone is drunk, it can be passed on. If no one has claimed it by the time I get back, I'll break out the vodka again and finish my year.
Post by: Kamin on September 15, 2012, 03:41:18 pm
You should finish out your year so it doesn't get too messy, but do NOT feel obligated to do what you did last night. You must have looked extremely bourgeois and classy with that fine Aristocrat Vodka.
(Nobody tell her that Aristocrat Vodka is actually just fermented paint thinner)
Post by: Xantalos on September 15, 2012, 03:57:54 pm
I'm pretty sure I have a preying mantis head to spare. Also, good job Clover, that was a true testament to drunkenness.I must warn you Xan, praying mantises eat their mates after... writhing all over each other.Kamin, this is slightly awkward...Eh, I've always like you, Xan; you're a polite gentleman. And now you can be less lonely as your writhe all over me in the dark.
Post by: Wrex on September 15, 2012, 05:02:28 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 15, 2012, 07:41:25 pm
We'll see if I end up drunk enough to try my hand at this.
Not typoing yet at all, so I'm definitely not there as of yet.
On the other hand, I still have plenty of time!
Post by: Clover Magic on September 15, 2012, 07:49:38 pm
I think I can get blasted really quickly and finish out my year. I was smart this time and ate a pizza beforehand so hopefully I will not end up so totally gone. (Walking across the room to the bed was ridiculous).
THen if Bobnova has achieved drunkenness by then it can be passed on really quickly.
Post by: Bobnova on September 15, 2012, 08:24:49 pm
I'm making dinner at the moment. Gonna take a shot in celebration of peeling two big heads of garlic. That was a pain.
I have every confidence in your ability to get blasted :D
Post by: Clover Magic on September 15, 2012, 08:25:07 pm
19:55 - Reading Towersoared to pass the time until drunkenness. 2 shots.
19:58 - This stuff tastes like shit. If shooting chocolate and marshmallow vodka wasn't worse I'd be doing that. 3 shots.
20:01 - Okay really fuck this stuff straight. Can't take it anymore. Mixing back into my tea. ~4 shots.
20:04 - Tea gone. Have to realy on Diet COke now. Even more nasty, but oh well. 5 shots. Time to sit back and let it hit.
20:12 - Okay there is buzz going on. Munching cereal to stave off more repeats of last night. DIET COKE IS REALLY GROSS.
20:14 - Moved a game guide so I won't throw up on it again. Poor thing, I saved it but I think it's traumatized.
20:20 - Okay wobbling a bit after diet coke and 6 shots. Let's load this fortrwessss.
20:21 - Refilled glass with another shot and some coke. I hate coke. Oh my gods miasma. NOt nearly durnk enoughn for this.
20:23 - Straight shots of Aristocrat vodka styill really nasty. Abandoning shot, cvhan't drink it, will throw up. EW.
20:245 - All right now I feel frunk. Let's get thisd aprty starteeeeeeed.
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 15, 2012, 08:41:13 pm
Almost 2 liters for 9 dollars? You betcha.So you can get 2 liters of vodka for €6.86, its €28 a liter here for absolut or $74 for the 2 litres of mind you good vodka here.
Another reason to hate the US.
Post by: Bobnova on September 15, 2012, 08:47:23 pm
It's about $15/l for absolut mandarin. That's my favorite, goes really well with orange soda. NOT diet orange soda, as a note. That's truly foul.
I'm drinking Viking Fjord, it's surprisingly good for being $13/750ml ($17/l).
Warmish it has an isopropyl fluff to it on shot entry.
Cold (-18c or so) it's pretty good.
Cold with a Cold shotglass, it's quite good.
EDIT:
I love the chronology so far Clover.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 15, 2012, 08:50:00 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 08:58:46 pm
Suiccesslty made soap./ Was harder to post this thjan should be. DIG DEEPER DORFS."Was harder to post this thjan should be?" I'd advise some bread or something, unless you're testing the limits of your tolerance...
Post by: Clover Magic on September 15, 2012, 09:01:32 pm
Suiccesslty made soap./ Was harder to post this thjan should be. DIG DEEPER DORFS."Was harder to post this thjan should be?" I'd advise some bread or something, unless you're testing the limits of your tolerance...
EDIT: IGRANTS. Trying to drof people./ Where was last perosn left off?
That was laast night. Not nearly as dreunk, but still drunk. Dorfs digging. Eating cereal so I'm okay.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 10:03:45 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 15, 2012, 10:18:13 pm
Typing still functions decently as it's an odd and drunk-tolerant typing system. Definitely not the normal touch typing stuff.
Probably time for a celebratory shot, now that I've made dinner. Dinner that smells good, even.
Anyway...
You still alive Clover?
Post by: Clover Magic on September 15, 2012, 10:18:56 pm
Found cavertns. Traded for stuff. WINter as arrived!
Post by: Clover Magic on September 15, 2012, 11:20:06 pm
Post by: MaximumZero on September 15, 2012, 11:35:16 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on September 15, 2012, 11:52:42 pm
Eill do write-up and puitcures tomorrow.
So tired, sleeping now.
Post by: Siquo on September 16, 2012, 08:31:42 am
I'd like to be re-dorfed again as well.
For the quotes:
20:245 - All right now I feel frunk.Dat's magic, right there.
Post by: MaximumZero on September 16, 2012, 09:15:47 am
The lengths we go through for this game...I'd like to be redorfed, too. MaxClone1, awaiting orders!
I'd like to be re-dorfed again as well.
For the quotes:20:245 - All right now I feel frunk.Dat's magic, right there.
Post by: Jervill on September 16, 2012, 09:26:15 am
Post by: Clover Magic on September 16, 2012, 09:42:10 am
Also, my drunk self thought 49 screenshots were appropriate. Half my playtime was taking screenshots. I'll get those up sometime today.
I also don't pity whoever plays next. Looking at this sober...what was I doing.
Post by: Yoink on September 16, 2012, 10:05:10 am
Just read the last few turns, that was hilarious.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 16, 2012, 12:51:15 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Everything past this point is unintelligible. You put the journal back.
Save can be found here. (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6923)
So ends my year of Drunk Fortress, reclaiming. Uh....it's a trainwreck, guys. Not gonna lie. I apparently lost my mind sometime while playing. The next poor drunken sod gets to take it from here!
Post by: Jervill on September 16, 2012, 01:17:13 pm
Also, request Dorfing as 'Jervill 2' from whoever's next.
Post by: Xantalos on September 16, 2012, 01:41:00 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 16, 2012, 03:06:02 pm
She and the kids are at the beach for a few hours, I'm seriously contemplating a sunday boozefest. Raiders are getting stomped :(
That's a second good reason to drink.
EDIT:
Looked around a bit sober (or close enough, 1shot doesn't get me very far). It's not the most trashed fort out there.
My computer (3770k@3700MHz, ram at
On an atom or something... good luck.
It's shot+shot+shower+shot time I think. Then we'll see if I'm dorfish enough for DF.
It's a beautiful sunny day outside, all the more reason to stay inside and drink and avoid the sunburn :P
2.EDIT:
It's on. Just hit shot #4.
Further updates as events warrant.
I'll probably kick off after shot6 or so.
Gotta fold some laundry to make Fiance happy and offset her coming home to Drunken Bobnova ::)
Post by: misko27 on September 16, 2012, 03:55:45 pm
Found alot of things undergraound haven't you?
Post by: Bobnova on September 16, 2012, 04:12:43 pm
Might livestream it, if y'all want to want.
pretty sure I can run a direct screencap that also capctures my audio. If not there's always the chat window.
We can bring DF to a whole new (rather sad, from the Real World Perspective (but screw them) but whatever) level!
WHO'S WITH ME!?
Seriously though, if anybody is interested they can see my turn live in a couple/few hours. Disc Golf takes around 1:40 on the course I'm headed to if discs don't end up in the busges.
They do end up in bushes, so 1:50-2h is the average right now.
Given my current state (HAPPEH! lol) and the need for me to find a ride it might take a few hours before I'm back.
Rest assured however, Fiance won't tempt me to go to bed this time. I'm deditcated to the Drunk Fortress cause.
Partly because I love the idea, and partly because there's a SWARM OF (@&$* MONKEYS on the roof of this place.
They're swarming quite nicely, really. Tons of 'em up there.
I'm gpoing to try to slam the door so that thrre are fewer paths for them, and (crucially) they cannot leave even if they figure out the path.
So far they haven't I guess, it's weird.
Actually I'ma take another shot now (#6, see postscript for timeline) and start my turn.
I'll try to resist winding my ram speed back up to where it goes unless FPS drps.
(I'm an overclocker / extreme bencher, it's reayl hard for my to run my computer at stock settings, or in this case with the ram underclocked)
edit:
Hey the Post Script (P.S.) might be useful.
A shot timeline!
#1, ~20ml, 12:16pm. Tito's with Blueberries I threw into it last night. Tasted like titos, which is pretty good.
#2, ~33ml, 1:30ish pm. Viking Fjord. I love this stuff.
#3: ~33ml, 1:40pm. Post-hot-shpwer. Vking Fjord. Still good.
#4: ~35ml, Not long afoter #3. More Viking Fjord.
#5: ~33ml, 1:55ish.
#6: About to be taken (~33ml), 2:18.
Then disc golf.
Then DF.
Post by: arclance on September 16, 2012, 04:29:07 pm
I don't think the tiles survive video compression very well since they are so small.
The last person I saw try a livestream did not have a fast enough connection and you could not make anything out, it was just a terrible blur.
Post by: Bobnova on September 16, 2012, 04:34:46 pm
I'll play ironhand on the largest zoom setting. I can't see especially well at the best of times. Drunk I may have to zoom in.
Worst case I can drop my monitor's res, but I think that if I stream on livestea with procaster (which, as a sidenote, totals an Atom CPU and gives like 40s delay. Should be fine on this ivy bridge thing espwecially if I creank the ram up) it;lkk gi out in HD quality.
What sort of HD (720p? 1080p?) is hard to say, but it should be recognizeable.
I'm going to find my socks (don't play disc golf without socks. Or DF, for that matter) and then start my turn incuding test-stream.
In theory mu ride will get here shortly, so it'll be briedf.
I'll post it, though.
In a new post even, so it shows up as a new post.
Does this forum even care about double/teriple/quad posting?
Post by: Siquo on September 16, 2012, 04:39:09 pm
it was just a terrible blur.Yeah, that tends to happen when your turn comes.
Post by: Siquo on September 16, 2012, 04:41:18 pm
Does this forum even care about double/teriple/quad posting?I think so, but I think it's allowed for specific occasions, and this is one :)
Too bad that I really need my sleep tonight, and won't be able to follow your livestream. In any case: good luck!
Post by: Wrex on September 16, 2012, 04:45:39 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 16, 2012, 04:46:42 pm
A seasoned professional, as it were.
Anywya, I'm live at http://livestream.com/novaworks for the time being.
The time being until my friend shows yp to give me a ride to disc goldf.
Call it a test.
In any case, turn begins now.
Post by: arclance on September 16, 2012, 04:48:47 pm
From the specs you posted I was not worried about you capturing the stream, just uploading it.
You need a decent amount of bandwidth to stream live, more than you would think.
I know where I live upload speeds are not very good so I though I would ask about it.
That stream was so bad it looked like it would if you were very drunk.it was just a terrible blur.Yeah, that tends to happen when your turn comes.
I was sober.
I think they should be avoided here but I have not seen it strongly enforced.Does this forum even care about double/teriple/quad posting?I think so, but I think it's allowed for specific occasions, and this is one :)
Too bad that I really need my sleep tonight, and won't be able to follow your livestream. In any case: good luck!
As long as it is your turn and you don't make a bunch of small posts it should not be a problem.
Double and triple posts seem to be fairly common, more than that is probably not a good thing to do.
Post by: arclance on September 16, 2012, 04:52:36 pm
Anywya, I'm live at http://livestream.com/novaworks for the time being.You might want to turn the quality up a little bit if you can.
The time being until my friend shows yp to give me a ride to disc goldf.
Call it a test.
In any case, turn begins now.
It is not unintelligible but it is pretty blurry right now.
I can tell where the walls are though so it is better than the last Dwarf Fortress livestream I saw.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 16, 2012, 06:32:42 pm
This fort is glorious, hilarious, and gloriously hilarious. It also bleeds booze, and undulates spasmodically.
Post by: Bobnova on September 16, 2012, 07:42:34 pm
EDIT(6:01pm pacific): Two shots down. Not drunk enough (again) yet.
Re-upping the drunk level can be tough. I'ma go take another shot.
eDI:R(6:45pm pacific) make that four. Still not drunk enough. Going to go take another.
This wsill happen. partly because I absolutely (&@#%* love the concept of Drunk Fortress (brilliant! Seriously) , and partly beacuse it has official authorization from Fiance.
I don't exactly need that, but it does mean that I'll collect less excrement for doing it.
Leaving now to go take another shot. Or auf duetsch, "doch, noch ein mal!"
eDITL:
Not entirely certain how many shots since disc golf. SSeven I nthink?
zViking Fjord bottle is dead, sadly, It i not more. It has ceased to be.
hence, DDF (Drunk Dwaorf Fortress) commences.
It can be witneesseed at the previously menionef ilnk. NO link will be provided hre as I dont think I couod type iyt.
Also, there will probably not be any sound, fgeel free to atte,pt yto chat to mr, tohg.
I'lll try to rypr it: livestream.com/novaworks
I think I got it.
Further uodates as events, and/or ,omkeys. warramt/
Post by: Kamin on September 16, 2012, 09:47:46 pm
I love the idea of streaming, but doubt it'll work well (I went and checked and nothing was going on, either). However, it's possible that those inclined can take video of their year and drunken ramblings... It'd probably be pretty damned entertaining. Regardless, I love how it's going now.
I personally don't savor the idea of having tons of posts, be it a double or a triple or a what-have-you. If possible, updates should be done in one post. Extra posts discouraged; just edit your last post. I'd like to keep this thread as tidy as dwarvenly possible for easy browsing :D
I love you beautiful bastards.
Post by: Bobnova on September 16, 2012, 09:51:08 pm
I'm taking my turn.
Update when finished.
Feel free to attempt to warch at livestream.com/novaworks
Sound is questionable, it wont inludfe m,e an may inlude bad trance.
EDIT:
Ok so timeline, there're the above drinks.
Tjhen.... I don't realy rememner, but another 4-7 orso. I killed the botrtle.
Poor Viking Fjord :-[
Is dead.
Tragic.
Tjhankdfully I still have another couple hots worth of Titos.
After that it's beer.
**** beer.
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 16, 2012, 10:06:10 pm
You know, if clover has been drinking hard for a prolonged period, She -may- suffer a bout of delierium tremens.
delirium (http://www.delirium.be/delirium) tremens very nice (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/180/1385), if hard to get here, beer.
you can also get it as soap (http://www.etsy.com/listing/61734310/handmade-soap-gifts-for-men-delirium)
Post by: Scelly9 on September 16, 2012, 10:11:17 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 16, 2012, 10:13:22 pm
Bobnova's Quote of the Livestream
Kamin: That tomb is so fucking ghetto, hahaha
Bobnova: yeeaaaahhhh
Bobnova: dwarves respect teir anscestors right?
Bobnova: god reaosn to have 'em right int he dining room
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 16, 2012, 10:14:56 pm
.|.. SpamBots the lot of you ..|.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bobnova on September 17, 2012, 01:06:48 am
I fail.
This is impressive.
here's the log, I'll add pictures in the morning, rightn now I need sleep. And proabbaly food. And water.
saVE in the morning too. Btout eight hours from now, depressingly enough. That's saddening.
(Morning edit: Added pictures and put everything in spoiler tags)
Anyway, the log:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EDIT:
Pictures added.
Save is here: http://epic-hw.com/pics/DDF/DrunkFortress.zip
Post by: Xantalos on September 17, 2012, 01:11:32 am
Post by: Wrex on September 17, 2012, 02:06:16 am
Post by: Scruffy on September 17, 2012, 05:06:57 am
Post by: Siquo on September 17, 2012, 07:00:35 am
Bobnova, congrats on a worthy addition to the DrunkFortress annals. Every single update of you guys&girls cracked me up. :D
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 17, 2012, 08:22:55 am
2nd Felsite:
Somrhing gave birth t kittens. I'm assuming it was a cat.
26th Glena:
Clocer has prosduced a baby. it shal be aned(named?) baby.
These quotes made me laugh. These drunk logs are works of art in their own literary fashion.
Post by: Siquo on September 17, 2012, 08:30:01 am
1st Galenda
Somweone died of thirst.
This is not promosing
1th Galena:
Where the hell are all these corpses coming rom?
Post by: Bobnova on September 17, 2012, 09:16:44 am
It's all in my last post, inside spoiler tags.
Post by: Scruffy on September 17, 2012, 09:32:34 am
Since I don't have any vodka available at the moment (my usual drink), I will unfortunately be drinking milder drinks:
My own ~16% herbal liqueur and 18% apple wine (will drink after the ciders)
2x500ml Frosty Jack's 7,5%
2x330ml Old Rosie Scrumpy 7,3%
A pint of Bulmers
500ml Henry Westons medium dry 6,5%
I already started preparing by having 2 white russians (vodka, coffee liquer and milk) in a pub and starting to drink the scrumpy.
I seem to be making quite a few typos and will stop fixing them after this. ::)
Post by: Bobnova on September 17, 2012, 09:45:32 am
I got the save up just in time I guess :D
I forgot to take a drinks tally.
As of noon I had about 80% of a bottle of Viking Fjord (40% alcohol). As of 5pm I had ~60% of a bottle. As of 9pm I had ~0% of a bottle.
EDIT:
I think overall we're better off than when i started, there's a magma furnace and a magma forge at least. And lots of (filled, instantly...) coffins. And lots more food. Still not much drinks wise though. 40 dorfs drink a lot.
That's the other thing, despite many deaths, there're 40 alive. It's about tantrum season, though.
Post by: Xantalos on September 17, 2012, 09:46:01 am
Post by: Scruffy on September 17, 2012, 11:28:28 am
I suppose I am drunk enough so lets gets dorfing.
Bah, running hte fort with phoebus causes so many strange textrues.
Should have done a clean install.
3rd Granite
Named some poor old fisherdorf as Scruffy. Why is everyone so unhappy? Man, this fort is a mess. Seriously, what the heck has bee n going on.
Poured another pint. Strarting to feel somewhat drunken. Bobnava is tantrumming along with half of the fort.Seems like a fishery worker tried to hurt poor old scruffy. scruffy killed im.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
10th Granite
Out of booze. Where the heck is the still and kitchen? Serously, wher e the heck is it?
We were missing a wront gate. build us one. Got rid of hte darn stairways to the top. too many critters crawling in.
Found th ekitchens. The entier upper fort and buoldingxz was forbidden. poor dorflings couldnt brew more booze.
15th Granite
A farmer was scaring all the dwarves. Kept trying to kill them and all. DFussies. A goblin killed him soon after. Hurray!
Wrex is punching peasants. An ogress seems to be killing goblins.
26th Granite
Ok, seems like i hav passed the point of intoxiacation and entered a state of drunkeness. What the heck is with these controls? i thought that kitcher was in hte z menyu after stocks, tnot before.
Argh, my spelling. Better pay more attention to it from now on. I have to fix every ´word after writing it yet I still leave errors. Better leave atlest some in. Adds flavor.
Bobnava seems to be running around naked. mad as a kobold i say.
5th of slade
Just found the bedrooms. This fort is a messl.
Screw this
Scruffy likes sheep? what the heck? what am i? welsh? I need anothe4 pint
What the heck is a capuchin and why is it killing my dorfs?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
2oth of slade
the fort is doomed. everyone has been tantrumming since i started and they only stop fighting in order to pass out or to kill someone. Someone started brooding and made a honeybee amulet.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
26th slade
We got migrants. 29 of them. all sane and mostly well fed. we are safed! The original inhabitants seem to be slowly killing eachother out. Who is this cheese mistress and why is she interrupting everyone else?
Someone destroyed the gates. Again. Also, clover and wrex are still trying to kill everything with a beard.
10th felshite
seems like Clover and Wrex have finally stopped. Wrex went insane and Clover got clobbered by a farmer.
Alsom Why is tere so muvh pee? Next time must stronger drinks, not liters of weak ones,
Time for another pint.
Wrex's final moments:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
20th felshite.
Elves! Stinking elves! Come to steal our corpses and pollute oru precious bodily fluids.
bobnava bobbed his last nava. Just as dead as the rest of the fort. many of he migrants have already been slaughtered.
25th felshite
Do we have a depot? Captain Peregar is the only living named dwarf still tantrumming. (or living)
The mayor is killing dogs and peahens.
Screw this, Im building a safe haven for scruffy junior, son of scruffy.
8th hematite
I'm consentrating all our remaining resources and sane dorflings on building my safe little spot for scruffy, away from all the maddness opf the fort.
What the hck is this? Scruffy junior likes reindeers and actually saw one recently? I have gone from being welsh to being lappish. What next? ppoodles?
what do you mean they are starving and dieing of thirst? No water to drink or mushrooms to munch? let them drink whiskey and eat cake!
Finished digging us an above ground farm.
5th malachite
The dwarves are killing a herd o rhinoceros
Lost count of my drinks. Bollocksö!
11th Malachite
12 more sane dwaves have arrived!
19th Malachite
Why are the troggolytes killing us? I didnt kniow that we were in the caverns.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
10tu gALENA
Started filling the above ground farms with water
18th galena
A weremammoth and a caravan full of humans? Why the heck would the want to come here? there is noting of val7e in here-
There are dead dwarves in the new farms! Oops
You knlow what would be fun? a magkma cannojn to burn all the tamtrummers
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
7th klimestone
I ordered a carpenter's workshop to be built motnsh ago but I still hasnt been build. Unsuspended it and it got suspended again by a "interrupted by a giraffe". what in armok's name is a giraffe doing in the middle of our fortress?
Realized that the new farmlands wer e not in soil. A swordgobbo is stalkimg them from one level above
ghosts are wrecking havock in the fortress. One is howling and one is constantly flipping over tables.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
17th Limestone
Where the heck is our depot?
Ran out of cider and realized that I had already drunk a glass of my own brewings.
20th Limestone
15 more migrants. Funnt things. No matter how many more we get we stiöö dont seem to be growing our bpopulatiosn
7th Sandstone
Seems löike I have aved the fort from dieing of thirst and the dorfs have stopped tantrumming (too much). Havent had time to dio much else.
Why is there cave spider silk on top of Scruffy's personal haven? Bloody builders, always playing with animals instead of building.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
8th timber
The fortres is a mess. I stopped trying to make sense of ti a long time ago. Continued with the magma cannon that serves no use. Improved brewwing capabilities.
Realized that our military capacity fro the kast year has been a signel dorfg with a ciopper crossbow.
Werehedgehog. Took me a moment to realized that I was in paint, not df so no commands were getting reqistered.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
13th timber
Ambush. Curse them!
Realized rtht my lever to the gate wasnt linked. Crap
16 Timber
The last stike on my magmaelevator was made. A glorious pile of rocky junk crashed dpwnm.
Crud, instead of a glorious stairway to hell I ended up with a big hole leading ot nowehrer
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
6th moonstone
Our farms were set to use fertilizer. No wonder we were in troube.
Made some hammers. Turns out that our only crossbowdwarf was a hammerdowrf withsout a hammer.
Drunk
Why do we have a coprrridor full of spears and a dead doe rabbits?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
12th opal
I hate to inform that our last surviving namded dorf has perished. Captain something died in an unfortubnate magma accident. Cause of dead ubknown. Forgot one corner of my magma cannon. minor leaks killed evertythuing in the area.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
4th Obsidian
Some dwarf pilled the lever inside the have and left. Now the oor is closed and nopone is inside. Crap.-
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oops
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
10th of Obsidian
I still donät knwo what is going on in this fort.
Another ambush. I still donät underdstant why any sane goblin would want to coime here. There is nothing but giraffes, cave crawlers and magma in here.
20t´h Obsidian
Yet anopther ambush.
Magmacannon is ready! Not that iut really matter anywayl. the darn thing has been leaking magma for months and I doubt that it could push out any more than it already leaks when used.
25th Obsidian
Managed to seal the magma leak by building floors 2 floors above and dropping water. Cnannon Is truly ready!
Stuff happened. Thje end.
1st Granite
Scruffy junior is dead. Killed by a Goblin axeman. Redwarved so all hail the Scruffy junior junior. Time to hand over to the next unfortunate player. You can redwarrf everyone.
I fleel like I ditn makae to do anything except a few personal projects. HAve fune with the followup. A.lteast it wilkl be easier that my start with the whole fort tantrumming. :P
I still donät have any idea of what actually happened during my year. All I know that I was ssupposed to be studying physical chemistry tonight byt insted I spent the whole evening dorfing around.
All I know is that all the dwarves are dwarves on the outsidew but inside they have hearts and sould of kobolds. That was a cpompliment
Post by: rcmgames on September 17, 2012, 01:07:56 pm
Post by: Scruffy on September 17, 2012, 01:22:26 pm
This is great! Hopefully I can join in the fun one weekend!Even today at this rate. I'm aölmost finished.
Post by: Scruffy on September 17, 2012, 02:45:30 pm
Save here. Sorry for playing into the granite month.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6938 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6938)
Post by: Kamin on September 17, 2012, 04:32:33 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 17, 2012, 05:47:27 pm
I'm at a loss as to why everybody was so pissed off, they were happy for most of my turn.
Probably because they had booze for most of my turn after I kickstarted production early in said turn.
Please re-dorf me as 4.Bobnova, I've had a rough run of it.
Poor cheesemistress, at least she beat on people before going down.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 17, 2012, 05:57:17 pm
Requesting re-dorfing! Clover Mark III, dwarf with cheesemaking/gem labors enabled.
This fort is so disorganized.
Post by: Kamin on September 17, 2012, 06:00:49 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 17, 2012, 06:21:53 pm
(http://epic-hw.com/pics/DDF/17thHAILNEWCLOVER.png)
Getting dorfed by the Drunk can be an issue.
Mark II had the baby named baby. Don't know if it's still alive or not. I didn't actually name it, sadly.
An internal water source would be a good idea for someone to attempt, I think the outdoors watersource may have been behind some of the thirst deaths. Either that or I missed an awful lot of "HAS GONE NUTS!" announcements.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 17, 2012, 06:30:17 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 17, 2012, 06:41:47 pm
I'm not positive he did, but I don't remember him dying.
What amazed me was the ability of the living dorfs to fill coffins with dead dorfs. I built a ton of the things and didn't have that many new deaths. I think there must have been a corpse stockpile somewhere I couldn't find.
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 17, 2012, 08:11:21 pm
Unless dead in which case redorf to Lordi, lord of the Beerapocalypse!
Post by: misko27 on September 17, 2012, 08:16:06 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 17, 2012, 10:27:27 pm
I think only one named person survived my turn. Wrex.
I'm not positive he did, but I don't remember him dying.
What amazed me was the ability of the living dorfs to fill coffins with dead dorfs. I built a ton of the things and didn't have that many new deaths. I think there must have been a corpse stockpile somewhere I couldn't find.
There was one outside. Also, my first corpse is in the lava tomb, which may or may not have flooded the engraved room for the monarch when I built it. I hereby request one of the other coffins in the lava tomb get dumped, and it designated as the tomb for my avatars.
Post by: Bobnova on September 17, 2012, 11:11:06 pm
Hey if the fort can survive one more overseer we'll have set a record! Previous iteration failed in the fourth go-round.
I think it can be done, there's enough created wealth that
Post by: Wrex on September 17, 2012, 11:14:38 pm
There's a lava tomb? Crazy, didn't see that either.
Hey if the fort can survive one more overseer we'll have set a record! Previous iteration failed in the fourth go-round.
I think it can be done, there's enough created wealth thatsuicidal nutcasesmigrants seem to be arriving often.
It's on the floor below the lava forge AFAIK.
Post by: peregarrett on September 17, 2012, 11:45:34 pm
Redorf me, please, as Peregar the 2nd, Captain, with somedorf who likes dwarven rum.
Post by: Scruffy on September 18, 2012, 03:43:12 am
Post by: Bobnova on September 18, 2012, 04:17:11 pm
Who's next? Anybody drinking tuesday night? :D
Post by: Scruffy on September 18, 2012, 04:50:11 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shs7VQhVvxA&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shs7VQhVvxA&feature=related)
Post by: Jervill on September 18, 2012, 07:57:10 pm
I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
Post by: Wrex on September 18, 2012, 11:20:32 pm
Post by: hops on September 19, 2012, 04:12:28 am
Post by: Jervill on September 19, 2012, 06:07:30 pm
It looks like I am up, then :). If anyone wants to ninja me before tomorrow, feel free. I have something...special planned.
Starting your turn up tonight then, or are you waiting for tomorrow?
Post by: Kamin on September 19, 2012, 06:11:06 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 19, 2012, 06:12:14 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 19, 2012, 06:43:24 pm
I don't see any reason not to take second turns. Back to back would be a bit much, but it's been a bit since Wrex was involved.
Wrex see if you can make it the year this time :D
If you can, it'll make it a record setting fort survival time! Previous best: Three years. We're going into year4 now...
Post by: Siquo on September 19, 2012, 07:08:32 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 19, 2012, 08:16:01 pm
Well... I am tipsy now, or kinda. And I dran kmost of the evening with both of my employers so already tpold them i'd took the morning off... So theoretically I could take the next turn. again.
Sure! I still need to get some everclear anyway.
Post by: Jervill on September 19, 2012, 08:18:01 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 19, 2012, 08:19:54 pm
Be careful with that stuff Wrex, that's a shit ton of alcohol.
Fun fact: everclear 190 is illegal where I live, so I'll have to settle for 151.
Post by: Siquo on September 19, 2012, 08:26:12 pm
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 19, 2012, 09:17:22 pm
Still have 2 x litre bottles of 96%, thank you germany!
Post by: Yoink on September 21, 2012, 07:29:53 am
I'll have to smuggle some liquor in at some point. Hrm.
Post by: rcmgames on September 21, 2012, 11:51:29 am
Post by: Kamin on September 21, 2012, 03:51:55 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 21, 2012, 09:19:05 pm
And I will, approrpiately enough, be drinking Ryncol (http://thedrunkenmoogle.com/tagged/mass+effect+drink)
Post by: Clover Magic on September 21, 2012, 09:20:44 pm
Someone link me to the save. I'm doing it.
And I will, approrpiately enough, be drinking Ryncol (http://thedrunkenmoogle.com/tagged/mass+effect+drink)
Here's the last save! (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6938)
Finally, it's the weekend! If a couple more turns pass, I may take another go. Need to get rid of this drain cleaner vodka somehow. Bleh.
Post by: Wrex on September 21, 2012, 09:23:54 pm
Someone link me to the save. I'm doing it.
And I will, approrpiately enough, be drinking Ryncol (http://thedrunkenmoogle.com/tagged/mass+effect+drink)
Here's the last save! (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6938)
Finally, it's the weekend! If a couple more turns pass, I may take another go. Need to get rid of this drain cleaner vodka somehow. Bleh.
Take the smallest spash with sprite and cranberry?
Also, Dear CHRIST this hits like a truck and tastes much like burning-ness.
Post by: Jervill on September 21, 2012, 09:25:04 pm
That also sounds awful.
Post by: Kamin on September 21, 2012, 09:29:46 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 21, 2012, 09:32:42 pm
I have no idea why anyone in the unliving fuck would ever ruin good liquor by pouring hot sauce in it. Vomitrocious.
I think the Habenero sauce is supposed to be poured around the rim. I have no idea why anyone would drink -that- though. The stuff I am drinking is at the bottom. It tastes like pain.
Post by: rcmgames on September 21, 2012, 10:30:05 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 21, 2012, 10:33:16 pm
Update! I need me some Drunk Fort!
kepe your anpts on.
Post by: MaximumZero on September 21, 2012, 10:36:28 pm
Post by: Scelly9 on September 21, 2012, 10:59:59 pm
This is proof of drunkedness.Update! I need me some Drunk Fort!
kepe your anpts on.
Post by: Xantalos on September 21, 2012, 11:27:26 pm
No, he's telling us to keep our ant points on hand.This is proof of drunkedness.Update! I need me some Drunk Fort!
kepe your anpts on.
Post by: Wrex on September 21, 2012, 11:34:01 pm
Post by: Andal on September 21, 2012, 11:38:16 pm
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 21, 2012, 11:39:38 pm
Post by: MaximumZero on September 22, 2012, 12:11:02 am
I thought he was telling us to keep the annie plants warm.No, he's telling us to keep our ant points on hand.This is proof of drunkedness.Update! I need me some Drunk Fort!
kepe your anpts on.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 22, 2012, 07:06:53 am
I thought he was telling us to keep our pants on.I thought he was telling us to keep the annie plants warm.No, he's telling us to keep our ant points on hand.This is proof of drunkedness.Update! I need me some Drunk Fort!
kepe your anpts on.
Post by: Bobnova on September 22, 2012, 10:11:42 am
Well done :D
Post by: misko27 on September 22, 2012, 10:18:02 am
I thought he was telling us to keep our arm pits on.I thought he was telling us to keep our pants on.I thought he was telling us to keep the annie plants warm.No, he's telling us to keep our ant points on hand.This is proof of drunkedness.Update! I need me some Drunk Fort!
kepe your anpts on.
Post by: rcmgames on September 22, 2012, 02:41:30 pm
I thought he was telling us to keep our arm pits on.I thought he was telling us to keep our pants on.I thought he was telling us to keep the annie plants warm.No, he's telling us to keep our ant points on hand.This is proof of drunkedness.Update! I need me some Drunk Fort!
kepe your anpts on.
This is hilarious! Seriously LOLing. Now this save better be up by tonight, bc I'm already starting to get loose... Tonight's gonna be a good night...
Post by: Jervill on September 22, 2012, 03:09:28 pm
Post by: Siquo on September 22, 2012, 04:05:09 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 22, 2012, 04:14:53 pm
That Ryncol looks like serious life-threatening potent stuff.
Has anyone seen Wrex today?Uh-oh.
Post by: rcmgames on September 22, 2012, 04:22:10 pm
I'm sure Wrex has just been on the toilet all day, with a combination of beer and hot sauce shits...That Ryncol looks like serious life-threatening potent stuff.Has anyone seen Wrex today?Uh-oh.
Post by: Jervill on September 22, 2012, 04:24:39 pm
Post by: rcmgames on September 22, 2012, 04:29:53 pm
That wasn't the one he was drinking. He was drinking the one with Everclear-151 (grain alcohol) in it; that shit is very, very powerful.
Ohhh. I see now. Well dammit, that fort is probably in tip top shape now! (I do hope Wrex is ok and this delay isn't for a serious reason).
Post by: Xantalos on September 22, 2012, 04:35:22 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 22, 2012, 04:36:52 pm
He's alive.
Somehow. That was the most goddawaful drink, like, ever. But it got me drunk, and that's what counts!
Post by: rcmgames on September 22, 2012, 05:48:15 pm
Can't wait for an update!He's alive.
Somehow. That was the most goddawaful drink, like, ever. But it got me drunk, and that's what counts!
Post by: Jervill on September 22, 2012, 08:17:17 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 22, 2012, 08:34:53 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Everything is fire and tantrums. I have an empty bottle of everclear, absinthe, and Blue Curacao. I have no idea what happened. FPS is like 3. let's just start a new fortress. I have no idea what happened, and can only surmise the lava cannon backfired horribly. I can upload the save if someone wants to look at it, but christ its a mess. I hope it dosen't become a tradition that fortresses blow up when I take control.
On a related note, it really is !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! now.
Post by: Xantalos on September 22, 2012, 08:38:17 pm
It's beautiful.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 22, 2012, 08:39:04 pm
Post by: Jervill on September 22, 2012, 08:44:24 pm
Also, an uploaded file would be nice just to see how much of a mess the fortress is in.
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 22, 2012, 08:51:12 pm
give me bottle size and the ABV of the others and we will see just how many units you drank and possibly gave your self alcohol poisioning with.
Post by: Bobnova on September 22, 2012, 09:02:05 pm
Upload the save so we can use the same world. Maybe we'll get survivors as migrants or have an artifact relating to the Lava Gun of Dubious Craftsdwarfship.
I think it is new fortress time though, heh.
The record stands at three "successful" years :P
I don't see any reason a new fortress could be started using the last save really.
I'm good with whatever. Hilarious, lol.
Post by: Wrex on September 22, 2012, 09:05:48 pm
Oh well, here it is. (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956)
Post by: Clover Magic on September 22, 2012, 09:32:20 pm
Oh my god, there is magma everywhere. Also one of my dorfs came back as a ghost, sweet.
Post by: Jervill on September 22, 2012, 09:53:25 pm
The new fortress has a lot of corpses.
Post by: Wrex on September 22, 2012, 09:54:38 pm
It looks as if magma is flowing into the old fortress from three different levels. WTF?
The new fortress has a lot of corpses.
I have no idea what happened. Like, at all. One minute it was "FUCK YOU MONKEYS" and the next was "FIRE FIRE FIIIIIIRRRREEE". Those statements are funnier if heard in Demoman's voice.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 22, 2012, 10:01:44 pm
I am totally up for a new fort too. This is so fun, in both meanings of the word.
Post by: Xantalos on September 22, 2012, 10:05:15 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 22, 2012, 10:08:13 pm
I'm downloading the save to see what it looks like and see what my FPS is like.
Sounds like the old fort is conclusively trashed, full of lava is a bit awkward to use.
Corpses on the other hand can be dealt with. I spent most of a year putting a dent in the last batch :P
Starting off the next turn with enough of your faculties to re-dorf some people would be awesome, whoever goes next.
Post by: misko27 on September 22, 2012, 10:11:18 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 22, 2012, 10:14:30 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on September 22, 2012, 10:16:36 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 22, 2012, 10:17:08 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 22, 2012, 10:19:32 pm
The place is.... epic.
A Dedicated Drunken Soul could definitely take a crack at things. There seems to be a minor issue with lava containment that needs fixing.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 22, 2012, 10:27:26 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 22, 2012, 10:29:39 pm
There seems to be a minor issue with lava containment that needs fixing.
Understatement of the year.
Trope suggestions!:
Comedic Sociopathy
Epic Fail
Failure Is the Only Option
For !!Science!!
I Don't Like the Sound of That Place
!!Incendiary Exponent!!
Succession Game
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 22, 2012, 11:23:52 pm
...Me? Again?
Post by: misko27 on September 22, 2012, 11:28:13 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 22, 2012, 11:30:05 pm
I added the tropes I was fairly certain existed and fitted. Someone else should take a turn, like the guy who added malevolent architecture.
Post by: misko27 on September 22, 2012, 11:56:21 pm
Isn't Chaos Architecture more about architecture that changes for no reason?Fine, add the Caligule. Everyone here is mad. At least drunk, but from in-universe it must seem so.
I added the tropes I was fairly certain existed and fitted. Someone else should take a turn, like the guy who added malevolent architecture.
Post by: Scruffy on September 23, 2012, 03:51:46 am
What did you do? :o
I vouch that we make it his tomb. Atleast the body is close enough.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
..Time for Scruffy Junior Junioor Jr.
Editing in order to avoid doubleposting:
Man, this has to be one of the most !!interesting!! succession forts I have seen in a while. I wonder what the arriving caravans and goblin ambushes think when they see our !!little hole in the ground!!.
Too bad that it seems to be close to becoming unplayable for most of us because of the fps. Do you suppose it would be acceptable that after the fort falls again we would have someone sober use dfhack to get rid of the junk littlering the ground before starting the reclaim?
Post by: Siquo on September 23, 2012, 04:26:25 am
Post by: Bobnova on September 23, 2012, 01:18:41 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 01:20:34 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on September 23, 2012, 01:48:16 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 02:04:05 pm
What's a god trope for your big binge?
Post by: Clover Magic on September 23, 2012, 02:11:54 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 02:32:01 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 23, 2012, 03:20:48 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on September 23, 2012, 03:38:20 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 03:44:26 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 23, 2012, 03:46:05 pm
I think it's about ready to be indexed.
Meh, it could be better polished. And I think it'll be a WIP, since I doubt this is dead.
Post by: Xantalos on September 23, 2012, 05:49:48 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 06:06:30 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 23, 2012, 06:13:57 pm
Who says it's unreclaimable drunk? Let a drunk give it a shot, and if it explodes we can consider a sober rescue squad.Exactly. We just need to have the option on the table, so to speak. If we even have a table anymore.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 06:27:59 pm
You probably have a hundred steel tables set up in a big random room or something someone thought it made sense to have a magma-safe dining room. In retrospect, they were right. Sort of.Who says it's unreclaimable drunk? Let a drunk give it a shot, and if it explodes we can consider a sober rescue squad.Exactly. We just need to have the option on the table, so to speak. If we even have a table anymore.
Post by: Kamin on September 23, 2012, 06:42:57 pm
I'll post a poll and see what comes of it; it might be the best way to figure out where to go from here... But anybody is free to try and salvage if they're up for it. ;D
Also, this got Troped?! Wonderful. Just wonderful. This is the best thing evar.
Post by: Wrex on September 23, 2012, 06:44:00 pm
This is Hell. I'm in Hell.
I'll post a poll and see what comes of it; it might be the best way to figure out where to go from here... But anybody is free to try and salvage if they're up for it. ;D
Also, this got Troped?! Wonderful. Just wonderful. This is the best thing evar.
We. Need. a quotes section.
Post by: Kamin on September 23, 2012, 06:50:56 pm
Alright, I'll add it to the OP :D Anything anybody wants to be quoted, PM it to me (to avoid cluttering the thread too much).This is Hell. I'm in Hell.
We. Need. a quotes section.
Post by: rcmgames on September 23, 2012, 08:53:32 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 23, 2012, 08:55:37 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 23, 2012, 09:14:14 pm
Something will certainly be going next weekend. Whether this fort specifically is still around is hard to say.
The FPS is horrible. Go ahead and download it yourself to check.
Post by: Kamin on September 23, 2012, 09:29:03 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 09:45:55 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 23, 2012, 09:47:30 pm
I move that the OP contain a TV Tropes link to our fine fortress!I bet that has nothing to do with the fact that you wrote it, did it?
I second the motion regardless.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 09:52:39 pm
I move that the OP contain a TV Tropes link to our fine fortress!I bet that has nothing to do with the fact that you wrote it, did it?
I second the motion regardless.
I started and wrote...maybe half of it.
Post by: Kamin on September 23, 2012, 09:54:37 pm
I move that the OP contain a TV Tropes link to our fine fortress!How silly of me; I should have added that without needing to be asked. Not exactly on top of my game today (it's been a long weekend). I will add it, of course ^^
(Oooh, it's been updated!)
Post by: Wrex on September 23, 2012, 10:34:38 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 10:46:44 pm
Post by: MaximumZero on September 23, 2012, 10:47:38 pm
MaximumZero - Facepuncher
Post by: misko27 on September 23, 2012, 10:48:20 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 23, 2012, 10:49:58 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 10:52:56 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on September 23, 2012, 10:53:06 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 23, 2012, 10:55:12 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 23, 2012, 11:31:54 pm
Migrant is fine, some kind of metal working ideally. Or a miner.
Post by: Scruffy on September 24, 2012, 01:48:14 am
Post by: Siquo on September 24, 2012, 03:15:47 am
However, I doubt anyone can still do a full year with this kind of FPS. It'd take ages.
Post by: peregarrett on September 24, 2012, 03:19:54 am
Post by: Jervill on September 24, 2012, 08:09:55 pm
I am drunk tonight (relationship issues, otherwise I wouldn't be drinking on Monday night), but my FPS for the current fort is running at 3-4. Also, you better check your Mafia game, htere's a very good chance you'll get lynched.
Post by: rcmgames on September 24, 2012, 08:25:42 pm
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=50643.0
Basically a DF instance is ran on a server/computer, and everyone else can use a telnet client to log in and CONTROL/WATCH the game. At the same time. It's pretty amazing. I wonder what kind of possibilities lie with this technology... Or it would just ruin the whole story-telling-back stuff and make it less entertaining.
Sorry, I'm just really excited about this haha.
Post by: Kamin on September 25, 2012, 01:42:41 am
Kamin, considering how much you are picky from site selection, perhaps it would be best if you chose the site for the new fort if we go that route.
I am drunk tonight (relationship issues, otherwise I wouldn't be drinking on Monday night), but my FPS for the current fort is running at 3-4. Also, you better check your Mafia game, htere's a very good chance you'll get lynched.
I suppose I will update the poll and decide where to go from here, unless someone gets drunk and decides for us and just plays. Obviously, 3-4 FPS is completely unplayable; it'd be fucking hell to try and actually squeeze out even a day at that rate.
I am sorry to hear about your relationship issues, Sir Jervill. They are... Well, probably the worst thing pretty much evar. I hope everything works out. In fact, I'm sure it all will.
Thanks for the update on the Mafia, by the way. If I get lynched, town loses. I tried my best to state my case just a bit earlier, but we'll see just how discriminating my fellow town members are.
Tell me if this is stupid.. (and it might just be) but I just got DFTerm up and working, if you don't know what it is or does, link:That's actually not stupid at all! I must admit that I have no idea what to do with it, but if other drunkards were to get something going on there, I certainly wouldn't be opposed!
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=50643.0
Basically a DF instance is ran on a server/computer, and everyone else can use a telnet client to log in and CONTROL/WATCH the game. At the same time. It's pretty amazing. I wonder what kind of possibilities lie with this technology... Or it would just ruin the whole story-telling-back stuff and make it less entertaining.
Sorry, I'm just really excited about this haha.
Alright, now let's see where we're going from here...
Post by: MaximumZero on September 25, 2012, 03:14:14 am
Tell me if this is stupid.. (and it might just be) but I just got DFTerm up and working, if you don't know what it is or does, link:It's too bad that you can't have more than one input at the same time. That would be glorious.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=50643.0
Basically a DF instance is ran on a server/computer, and everyone else can use a telnet client to log in and CONTROL/WATCH the game. At the same time. It's pretty amazing. I wonder what kind of possibilities lie with this technology... Or it would just ruin the whole story-telling-back stuff and make it less entertaining.
Sorry, I'm just really excited about this haha.
Post by: rcmgames on September 25, 2012, 06:30:41 am
Tell me if this is stupid.. (and it might just be) but I just got DFTerm up and working, if you don't know what it is or does, link:It's too bad that you can't have more than one input at the same time. That would be glorious.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=50643.0
Basically a DF instance is ran on a server/computer, and everyone else can use a telnet client to log in and CONTROL/WATCH the game. At the same time. It's pretty amazing. I wonder what kind of possibilities lie with this technology... Or it would just ruin the whole story-telling-back stuff and make it less entertaining.
Sorry, I'm just really excited about this haha.
I know, that would be awesome! But I still think there is potential for a lot of fun with a set up like this!
Post by: Siquo on September 25, 2012, 06:42:51 am
However, it might make stuff maybe even more chaotic, and I can definitely see the merit of drunk DFTerming. Perhaps in a new thread/world?
Post by: rcmgames on September 25, 2012, 06:53:09 am
Well, it wouldn't really work for the story-telling. In my turn, I was pausing the game to type what is going on a lot, and to make screenshots etc.
However, it might make stuff maybe even more chaotic, and I can definitely see the merit of drunk DFTerming. Perhaps in a new thread/world?
Yea that's the only way it would work, it is definitely a different style of chaotic gameplay! (I like this one the way it is too..) :D
Post by: Bobnova on September 25, 2012, 09:03:51 am
I'm for a new site, either picked by Kamin or by the Next Drunk.
Drunken Site Assessment could be entertaining, or it could lead to less Fun, it's hard to say.
A volcano is mandatory of course, and a zombifying zone is probably best avoided.
Post by: rcmgames on September 25, 2012, 09:53:40 am
DFTerm is fascinating concept, but it doesn't look like it supports the current version.
I'm running a server right now with 0.34.11. You just need to update the config with new checksums for the new version. I haven't had anything break as of yet.
Post by: Bobnova on September 25, 2012, 02:08:36 pm
That would actually allow us to continue the current fort.
My box can run it at 16-19FPS.
If I spend some quality time with a backup rig and make it into a server I can probably get 25 out of it. 2600k at ~5GHz and 2200MHz 7-10-7-1t ram works wonders.
I don't have an issue with a new fort, either.
EDIT:
How bout a volcano in the tundra?
Post by: Kamin on September 25, 2012, 07:57:35 pm
How bout a volcano in the tundra?All of the votes seemed to point to exactly that, so I have genned a new world with those embark possibilities since the old one had 0 such sites. I have added new embark maps to the OP as well as a poll for site voting!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 25, 2012, 09:38:51 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 25, 2012, 09:49:54 pm
Good news! As of now, a TV Tropes link leads TO the Drunk Fortress Tropes page! Check Epic Fail.
Smexellent. Linky?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 25, 2012, 09:55:09 pm
Good news! As of now, a TV Tropes link leads TO the Drunk Fortress Tropes page! Check Epic Fail.
Smexellent. Linky?
People always get angry at me when I post TV Tropes links...and Epic Rail's not a hard trope to find. Also I'm on my tablet at the moment, nd it doesn't copy-paste well. Just head to the Drunk Fortress TV Tropes page, look at the tropes, find Epic Fail, click on it, head to the Dwarf Fortress section of the Video Games folder, nd read the final bit!
Post by: Bobnova on September 26, 2012, 09:02:51 am
Post by: Clover Magic on September 26, 2012, 09:56:59 am
Post by: Darvi on September 26, 2012, 11:09:10 am
Post by: Ruhn on September 26, 2012, 12:11:29 pm
Post by: DimethylMercury on September 26, 2012, 07:52:30 pm
Post by: DimethylMercury on September 26, 2012, 07:58:13 pm
Post by: Jervill on September 26, 2012, 08:09:55 pm
EDIT: I guess we're doing Embark 2.
Post by: Kamin on September 27, 2012, 05:52:57 am
There are two options now: Should I put up the world save and let whoever's next find the correct site, or should I set up embark, get some dwarfing done, and then upload it in the first second of the actual embark? I don't want to step on any toes, and that's why I ask. ;) If nobody objects, I'll just get embark ready and upload it all later today!
Here comes the weekend, and my three-day forecast is drunken with a chance of booze showers.
Post by: Siquo on September 27, 2012, 06:00:29 am
edit: No haunted, freezing, whatever though. Vanilla in a friendly landscape is already difficult enough...
Post by: Kamin on September 27, 2012, 06:02:20 am
Post by: Ruhn on September 27, 2012, 08:45:41 am
Some brave soul (full of "false courage") may want to reclaim an old fort after a new one falls.
Choosing a site should be first come first served also?
If you meet the requirements and are ready to go Kamin, make us proud! ;D
Post by: Bobnova on September 27, 2012, 12:07:36 pm
Kamin, go buy a 5th and get to work :D
Post by: Kamin on September 27, 2012, 05:07:17 pm
Pro Tip: Don't start drinking until you've found a good embark site and get all of your gear in check. It took me a lot longer than I imagined it would :P
Post by: DimethylMercury on September 27, 2012, 06:10:35 pm
Well, overwhelming response there. If that's the case, whoever's next just abandon the 3 FPS fort and find a new embark. First come first served!
Pro Tip: Don't start drinking until you've found a good embark site and get all of your gear in check. It took me a lot longer than I imagined it would :P
So we just grap a save file and take our turn?
Post by: Bobnova on September 27, 2012, 06:13:45 pm
Gotta at least have a buzz during outfitting IMO :D
It all operates on a First Drunk First Served operation. If nobody is actively drunk and playing and you're drunk and want to play, download the save and announce that you're drunk and taking a turn, then have at it.
Post by: rcmgames on September 27, 2012, 07:20:28 pm
It all operates on a First Drunk First Served operation. If nobody is actively drunk and playing and you're drunk and want to play, download the save and announce that you're drunk and taking a turn, then have at it.
I love this. I just imagine someone saying this outloud, like no big deal.
Post by: Kamin on September 27, 2012, 08:55:27 pm
If you are new to !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!, please read the OP for rules! I doubt I'll scrape up the extra cash to do the first year of a new embark by the weekend, so it is totally open. First drunk first serve.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956)
Post by: Wrex on September 27, 2012, 09:03:35 pm
Here is the link to the last save. Abandon the fort (FPS is SHIT) and find a new embark, wherever that may be. Most people like volcanoes, but don't like haunted or evil biomes.
If you are new to !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!, please read the OP for rules! I doubt I'll scrape up the extra cash to do the first year of a new embark by the weekend, so it is totally open. First drunk first serve.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956)
I'm still not sure what I did to cause a magma flow from three diffrent locations. The magma gun definitly began melting (Pumps must not be firesafe), but I honestly have no idea what did the rest. Curse you, bottle of absinthe/everclear/blue curacao!
Post by: Kamin on September 27, 2012, 09:07:43 pm
I'm still not sure what I did to cause a magma flow from three diffrent locations. The magma gun definitly began melting (Pumps must not be firesafe), but I honestly have no idea what did the rest. Curse you, bottle of absinthe/everclear/blue curacao!You're either the best or worst thing to ever happen to our fort. I haven't decided yet.
;D
Post by: Bobnova on September 27, 2012, 09:30:32 pm
I think you probably had projects in mind and made the to-be-mined areas too big. It didn't warn about warm stone because it was already being displayed.
One of them has a partially built wall partially blocking it, that's even more confusing.
There's time to block that flow before it goes into the New Fort, but with the FPS as bad as it is you'll need fairly beefy computer hardware to make it anything less than painful.
Post by: Jervill on September 27, 2012, 09:33:55 pm
Post by: DimethylMercury on September 27, 2012, 09:35:38 pm
Here is the link to the last save. Abandon the fort (FPS is SHIT) and find a new embark, wherever that may be. Most people like volcanoes, but don't like haunted or evil biomes.
If you are new to !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!, please read the OP for rules! I doubt I'll scrape up the extra cash to do the first year of a new embark by the weekend, so it is totally open. First drunk first serve.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956)
This is my main problem atm. No cash to buy booze :C.
Post by: Wrex on September 27, 2012, 09:35:58 pm
Another thing in that fortress that confused me was the bedrooms that were walled off from everything. They linked to absolutely nothing in either fortress and there wasn't anything in them but maybe 1 or 2 corpses.
They -may- have been time capsules, like Scruffie's. Unfortunatly, scruffy died of thirst.
EDIT: You expected anything less, Kamin? Sanity is overrated.
Post by: Kamin on September 27, 2012, 09:36:12 pm
Another thing in that fortress that confused me was the bedrooms that were walled off from everything. They linked to absolutely nothing in either fortress and there wasn't anything in them but maybe 1 or 2 corpses.Bahahahahaha, I should have fucking figured: Wrex is mentally insane when he drinks. I didn't even bother trying to load up the save because my circa 2000 laptop wouldn't be able to handle it.
I love this succession so much.
Post by: Scruffy on September 27, 2012, 11:41:24 pm
The irony was that the sealed thirst capsule had the only (?) well in the fortress, though unfinished.Another thing in that fortress that confused me was the bedrooms that were walled off from everything. They linked to absolutely nothing in either fortress and there wasn't anything in them but maybe 1 or 2 corpses.
They -may- have been time capsules, like Scruffie's. Unfortunatly, scruffy died of thirst.
Post by: Bobnova on September 28, 2012, 02:11:56 pm
Here is the link to the last save. Abandon the fort (FPS is SHIT) and find a new embark, wherever that may be. Most people like volcanoes, but don't like haunted or evil biomes.
If you are new to !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!, please read the OP for rules! I doubt I'll scrape up the extra cash to do the first year of a new embark by the weekend, so it is totally open. First drunk first serve.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956)
This is my main problem atm. No cash to buy booze :C.
Eight bucks buys plenty of vodka for Drunk Fortress :D
No pressure.
It's friday though, someone really needs to take a turn.
Post by: Wrex on September 28, 2012, 02:27:26 pm
Post by: Ruhn on September 28, 2012, 02:34:52 pm
Any number of things, including intoxication, could keep this from happening tonight.
Post by: Siquo on September 28, 2012, 02:50:38 pm
I could, but I am afraid I will dump a volcano on a glacier and cause an infinite obsidian wall or something equallyretardedawesome.
Post by: Bobnova on September 28, 2012, 03:17:47 pm
I'm tempted, but still runing old version and need to update game+graphics+therapist and see if the save loads.
Any number of things, including intoxication, could keep this from happening tonight.
I've had no issues dumping it into a LNP install and using said noob pack to update graphics.
Should be easy :D
Post by: Wrex on September 28, 2012, 03:46:37 pm
I'm tempted, but still runing old version and need to update game+graphics+therapist and see if the save loads.
Any number of things, including intoxication, could keep this from happening tonight.
I've had no issues dumping it into a LNP install and using said noob pack to update graphics.
Should be easy :D
But that breaks sharp obsidian. I copied the raws I used into the beginning of my post, so just copy paste those into the Obsidian entry in the layer stone file.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 28, 2012, 04:43:42 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 28, 2012, 04:49:25 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on September 28, 2012, 05:04:21 pm
Were there any specific requests for embark? I know we wanted a volcano, but Kamin said there was only the one in this world.
Edit: I forgot how shit this vodka is.
Post by: Bobnova on September 28, 2012, 05:40:49 pm
Probably something non-zombifying would be good.
Post by: Wrex on September 28, 2012, 06:10:45 pm
No more Ryncol though. Fuck that shit.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 28, 2012, 06:13:23 pm
INterestingly we may get MaximumZero as a migrant - he survived the chaos somehow. DOn't know if any other named dorfs did, though. Looking for embarks now.
WEdit: Warning - We are probably embarking wherever my drunk self thinks is best. Actually there are tons of volcanos, I remember now, just no tundra ones. Sadface.
Post by: Wrex on September 28, 2012, 06:23:02 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 28, 2012, 06:27:39 pm
WEdit: Warning - We are probably embarking wherever my drunk self thinks is best.
Perfect!
Once dinner is in the oven I'll go through the thread and compile a list of Those Who Wish To Be Dwarfed And Probably Die.
Post by: Ruhn on September 28, 2012, 06:46:38 pm
Be careful of any magma monsters! :-X
Post by: Bobnova on September 28, 2012, 06:57:55 pm
Wrex. Title: Child of Magma
GreatWyrmEthanol II. Job: brewer.
MaximumZero. Title: Facepuncher
Misk027. Job: Diagnoser. Title: Bad News Bringer
Kamin. Job: Military and/or woodcutting. MAXIMUM AXE SKILLZ! Title: Drunken Master
Clover, you know what you want to be named.
Xantalos III. Job: Bookkeeper. Title: Eldritch Drunk
4.Bobnova. Job: Something dorfy, mining or masonry or forging or something. Title: Enabler.
Scruffy V. Job: Axedorf or Engraver
Siquo. Title: Useless.
Peregar 3rd. Job: Captain. Dorf must like rum.
Ok that's the extent of them that I could find.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 28, 2012, 07:09:46 pm
EMBARKING FOR GREAT JUSTIVCE.
17:25 - All right, let's do this! -Leeroy Jenkins voice- Aristocrat vodka still tastes like shit, news at 11. Working on first shot until I'm drunk enough to handle it straight.
17:30 - Loaded up save to abandon. Hahaha oh shit I forgot how bad this was. I think my FPS is like 2.
17:49: Abandoned, reading legends while I work up my buzz to embark. Lol I forgot we were under an ambush at the time, we were apparently defeated by gobbos according to Legends.
19:08 - OH GOD THIS VODKA IS HSHIT +3 shots so far
18:17 - So many gobbos in this world
18:23 - I wish there was a "search for volcanoe" option
18:40 - 5 shots. YOU ALL ARE PUSSIE SMA EMBARKING WHERE I LIEK
18:42 - Chose embark site, outfitting dorfs.
18:46 - woo go buzzzz
19:01 - Vodka 2 litrs is half gone. ): On other good, good cause fucking suckms.
19:09 - Dorfed people, feeling happy. LET"S GOIOOOOOO
19:15 - Seven...seven? Yea. +7 shots. WOO. We're here! NOw to msake dqwarven history!
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2qxvqkx.png)
It;'s hard ot user tinypic while drunk. ):
Post by: Siquo on September 28, 2012, 07:16:51 pm
EMBARKING FOR GREAT JUSTIVCE.This can only go right. :D
Post by: Aseaheru on September 28, 2012, 07:23:23 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 28, 2012, 07:30:15 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 28, 2012, 07:33:32 pm
Is that Evil I see in the upper right?
Evil. And snow. on a perfectly flat plane.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 28, 2012, 07:34:31 pm
Post by: MaximumZero on September 28, 2012, 08:54:14 pm
That's twice now that he has facepunched death and surivived.Alright, listen up you primitive screwheads. This *holds up fist* IS MY BOOMSTICK!
Post by: Clover Magic on September 28, 2012, 09:27:19 pm
Things are going okay.
Post by: Aseaheru on September 28, 2012, 09:46:15 pm
(http://i49.tinypic.com/npi3k5.png)i BET it glanced off. probaly chipped a tooth to.
Things are going okay.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 28, 2012, 11:47:20 pm
So drunk gaiizzz
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2jfe4k.png)
wut
Grasshopp[er peoopel!!
Everythting tahwaed!!
YOU CAN":T BUILD A WALL WHILE STANDING ON IT DUMBASS
Rain!
Kamin is expiedityin leader. Fiting./
I DON"T WNAT TO DRUNK IT MBUT I M UST. +1 shiot
Tetrahedrite, praise hte miners! BTW Bobnova and Xana now miners.
Oh god so nasty noi more plase but must stay drunk. Fucj it marshmallow vodka it is.
Orhtolcasee verywhere/.
That's eit everyone mason. BUILD ME MNY WALL.
Making farms ot flood since they ended up in sgale. What cvan go wrong?
IM AM MINCECARTY QUEEN
Tortelinni! Shrimp ar edisgusting buyt gone now. Dorfs workinh.
Fairieresssss
+1 shiot. THink I ate a shrimp. ):
FOudn another shrimp. ):
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2rot30k.png)
dorfs building a wall!
THE SHRIMP LOOK LIKE THE TORTELINI!!!!! IT"S A CONSDPIRACY!!!!
It is now summerMussels!!! NOPthing interesint gi shappening. +1 shot
Why is everyone wansdering off into the wild ):
MIGRANTS!
Migrnsat armorer who like sadamatyine. Use her!
Dorfed Scruffy, misko, and Peregar
Oh and Siquo too
OH GOD ZOMBIES
We are victyorious!!! Bobnova Kamin and Scruffy are dead though. ):
Edit: Make that Maximum Zero II too. Suffoctaed. ):
Wrex keeps trying to throw tantrums byt he's unconscious.
It's okay misko is saving him
+1 shot people dead ):
Peregar went pmissing. Found him in river ded. Oops.
Still like 9 dorfs left thoughj sow e'r eopkay. Lots of unhappiness though.
Wyrm is beatuing the shit out of a horse.
Insanity is happewning. ):
Oh look a mon snail. First time seeing one!
(http://i47.tinypic.com/263f2a1.jpg)
Yay!
Geeting kinda boring. +1 shot.
EVeryone is no longer unhappy thougH!!! Sadl;y Wrex went melancholy and diead nad Wyrm is beserk. But he';s ouytside chasing grasshoppe rmen so that's okay for now, hopefully eh'll die soon.
MIGRANTS!!! Not all is lost!!
Wyrm now in drying-up stream, Just chiliing down there, is good.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/jfdll4.png)
The cavarawn has arrived! Also Wyrm finally died so outside is safe again.
WInter is upon us. I made it!! +1 shoty.
Capybarasssss
Tradied dead dorf's stuff for lots of food and booze.
Peregar is ghost. Just chilling infrozen river. Lawel.
THigns are going /. Midwintyer onw.
Merchants really wnat large gems next ytear. Us emy dforf to cut gems!!
I ahte thrips
So tird ):
Immigrnat child gre up!! Engrave stone nao.
I'm listening to some really aweomse music!
No more vodka tonigth, feeling sick.
SPring has arrived!!!!
-----
Allr ight, her'es save (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6973). Sleeping now. Will upload pics wher eit says sao tomorrow. Night!
Post by: MaximumZero on September 28, 2012, 11:47:38 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 28, 2012, 11:50:20 pm
Quote
"Wrex keeps trying to throw tantrums byt he's unconscious."
Can not even my dorf find peace in the sweet embrace of sleep?
Quote
Sadl;y Wrex went melancholy and diead
Horray! Wait....
Post by: MaximumZero on September 28, 2012, 11:52:07 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 28, 2012, 11:55:52 pm
Haven't looked at the save yet, but continuing with this particular embark is the prerogative of whoever's next in line. I don't much mind either way.
Post by: misko27 on September 28, 2012, 11:59:13 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 29, 2012, 12:00:14 am
I thought we were avoiding evil biomes for now. This is why we should have. :P
Haven't looked at the save yet, but continuing with this particular embark is the prerogative of whoever's next in line. I don't much mind either way.
Who knows what ideas await at the bottom of a shotglass?
Post by: misko27 on September 29, 2012, 12:00:53 am
You'd know, if anyone.I thought we were avoiding evil biomes for now. This is why we should have. :P
Haven't looked at the save yet, but continuing with this particular embark is the prerogative of whoever's next in line. I don't much mind either way.
Who knows what ideas await at the bottom of a shotglass?
Post by: Yoink on September 29, 2012, 12:02:10 am
Peregar went pmissing. Found him in river ded. Oops.
Not sure why this cracked me up, but it did! :D
Post by: Wrex on September 29, 2012, 12:17:23 am
You'd know, if anyone.I thought we were avoiding evil biomes for now. This is why we should have. :P
Haven't looked at the save yet, but continuing with this particular embark is the prerogative of whoever's next in line. I don't much mind either way.
Who knows what ideas await at the bottom of a shotglass?
Well, yes, but that involved copius amounts of magma.
Post by: Trif on September 29, 2012, 08:55:47 am
Post by: Bobnova on September 29, 2012, 01:14:00 pm
I think it should be continued, personally.
Please redorf me whoever is next. 5.Bobnova, a miner/metalworker/stonecrafter/mason (any of those is fine, if no dorfs are doing that dorf me as something anyway).
I'm going to download the save and check out legends, curious what exactly killed me.
Post by: Clover Magic on September 29, 2012, 01:27:05 pm
Surprisingly though it's doing pretty good. Aside from the Great Zombie Attack of the summer and the resulting insanity, nothing else much happened, and two waves of migrants stabilized the fort. So everyone is actually happy at the moment and work is being done. There's a pile of coffins in the meeting hall though, lol. Also dingo corpses scattered across the surface from when Wyrm's dorf went beserk and spent the remaining months of his life punching local wildlife. Uploading the few screenshots I took now.
Also, the staircase is hilariously off-center.
Post by: Kamin on September 29, 2012, 01:28:59 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 29, 2012, 01:31:41 pm
Zombie Giant Thripps did me in this time.
That weremammoth previously actually managed to pass on its curse, tragic that I bled to death afterwards. What a werething to turn into!
Post by: misko27 on September 29, 2012, 01:34:32 pm
Haha, beautiful. I'll need to be redorfed as well. I'm sad that I always die, despite the badassery I'm aiming for... I wonder if being the Drunken Master just makes me easier to hit? :PYes. I love how beign a sober person gives me a uncanny ability to survive.
Post by: Bobnova on September 29, 2012, 01:50:01 pm
That particular thripps was named Hoistedbrides. It killed me and was promptly slain by Siquo.
Siquo, tragically, died of infection shortly thereafter.
Post by: rcmgames on September 29, 2012, 06:12:37 pm
Wrex keeps trying to throw tantrums byt he's unconscious.
Haha. That was awesome. Hopefully I will be first drunk tonight, and therefore, first served with this great honor of overseeing drunk dwarves while heavily intoxicated.
Post by: Bobnova on September 29, 2012, 07:09:25 pm
Hell yes, have at it!Wrex keeps trying to throw tantrums byt he's unconscious.
Haha. That was awesome. Hopefully I will be first drunk tonight, and therefore, first served with this great honor of overseeing drunk dwarves while heavily intoxicated.
Post by: rcmgames on September 29, 2012, 07:52:20 pm
Hell yes, have at it!Wrex keeps trying to throw tantrums byt he's unconscious.
Haha. That was awesome. Hopefully I will be first drunk tonight, and therefore, first served with this great honor of overseeing drunk dwarves while heavily intoxicated.
Starting to get all ready now! Drunkeness to proceed!
Post by: Clover Magic on September 29, 2012, 07:57:11 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 29, 2012, 08:00:27 pm
All systems go!
Post by: rcmgames on September 29, 2012, 08:25:31 pm
Alcoholic beverages? Check. Cringing, fearful liver? Check. Clear, unobstructed path to the bathroom? Check.
All systems go!
Kamin do you want to play!? Or are those remarks referring to me..? haha I can't tell.. the alcohol is taking over...
Post by: Kamin on September 29, 2012, 08:30:55 pm
Post by: rcmgames on September 29, 2012, 08:33:31 pm
Clear, unobstructed path to the bathroom? Check.
Uncheck that shit. I'm playing 'the floor is lava' game. I'm screwed.
Post by: Kamin on September 29, 2012, 08:34:58 pm
Hahaha oh well in that case, yes, check all that shit, except...I'm awesome at that game. Is your chair a roll chair? If so, you just found yourself a vehicle. You might need to get a broom and move it around gondola style, but I think the tile of the bathroom doesn't count as magma.Clear, unobstructed path to the bathroom? Check.
Uncheck that shit. I'm playing 'the floor is lava' game. I'm screwed.
Post by: Wrex on September 29, 2012, 08:36:17 pm
/me grabs a bottle of Ryncol for you
Post by: rcmgames on September 29, 2012, 08:41:11 pm
ANd what are you drinking tonight?
/me grabs a bottle of Ryncol for you
A every girly drink (considering I'm a guy) -- Bubble Gun vodka. Took a few shots, a few mixed drinks... Soon I'll be transfering over to some ver cheap beer -- Icehouse. 5% alcohol. (Don't make assumptions, I llove great microbrew beer, but I'm borke! Who isnt....)
Hahaha oh well in that case, yes, check all that shit, except...I'm awesome at that game. Is your chair a roll chair? If so, you just found yourself a vehicle. You might need to get a broom and move it around gondola style, but I think the tile of the bathroom doesn't count as magma.Clear, unobstructed path to the bathroom? Check.
Uncheck that shit. I'm playing 'the floor is lava' game. I'm screwed.
No rolly chair, I might just lay on a *magic* towel and try to convice the dog to drag me there... I give it a 40/60 chance of success.
Post by: rcmgames on September 29, 2012, 08:43:34 pm
A every girly drink (considering I'm a guy) -- Bubble Gun vodka. Took a few shots, a few mixed drinks... Soon I'll be transfering over to some ver cheap beer -- Icehouse. 5% alcohol. (Don't make assumptions, I llove great microbrew beer, but I'm borke! Who isnt....)
Shit bubble gun dont sound too girly wtff hahaha
Squirtle FTW!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 29, 2012, 08:45:02 pm
Post by: rcmgames on September 29, 2012, 08:57:35 pm
drink count:
8:34 - 1 shot
8:50 - 1 shot plus mixed drink (+2 shots)
9:08 mixed drink (+2 shoits)
9:31 mixed drink (+2 shots)
9:50 mixed drink (+2 shots)
total is 10 shots of this shiznit. Time to conform and oversees these great dorfs.
Post by: rcmgames on September 29, 2012, 09:05:48 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 29, 2012, 09:06:49 pm
dwarfed myself as ther ranger this better be a good idea.
In a terrifying Tundra? No issues!
Post by: Clover Magic on September 29, 2012, 09:09:16 pm
dwarfed myself as ther ranger this better be a good idea.
In a terrifying Tundra? No issues!
Technically there isn't any Tundra on this embark.
The evil biome is Terrifying, though. (There is a cloud of abominable something-or-other that drifts through the evil part rarely. I recommend not finding out what it does.)
Post by: rcmgames on September 29, 2012, 09:12:23 pm
Game the damn bookkepper an office so I know how bad we suck.
Post by: rcmgames on September 29, 2012, 09:29:42 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 29, 2012, 09:33:15 pm
Anyone have ay inspsiring dwarf music o help me succeed?SoundSense. You can DL it and it does a great job. You will probably need to update it for the newer music (which is excellent, from a South African artist named Simon Swerwer), but it's worth it.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=60287.0 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=60287.0)
Post by: rcmgames on September 29, 2012, 09:53:16 pm
Post by: rcmgames on September 29, 2012, 09:54:51 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 29, 2012, 09:56:06 pm
fuck i run soundesense and it saweome. didnt know if anyone else had some 'get fucked up and rage in this fort to awesome success' style music... i guess it doesnt exist...If you gave me a genre, I might be able to give you some feedback. Otherwise I'd just throw random shit at you that you might not enjoy.
P.S.- In order to keep the thread orderly, let's just try and keep the double posts to a minimum. No big deal so don't sweat it, but try your drunken best ;P
Post by: rcmgames on September 29, 2012, 10:11:47 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 29, 2012, 10:17:54 pm
Aw I feel like u sound like I was like - fuck you - when i wasn't. And yes, you throwing shit at me would be so much more helpful than looking ast herse dying dwarvesWut. ???
Haha, I don't really know what you're saying, but I was in no way offended by anything you've said or done. Like, ever. So... Play on, playa ;D
Post by: Wrex on September 29, 2012, 10:26:31 pm
Post by: rcmgames on September 29, 2012, 11:35:21 pm
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I know you Clover and your sedigns! At least i can manage for the begining.
here doi it
No mabager? officecs?> YEs I will oytfit you.
fuck the goddamn theives they are gon aget iti swear
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Im gonna punch masonwho dont make a damn table we need tat to do stuff son WTF JUSTMAKE IT!
lol we made a leve and make the bridge of theoutisde go up. bitches missed hthe memo LOLZ
noooo nooo worng wron. u find out levers for urself, FUN!
new beer bc this dpnt kake shit sense
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oh shit when did we get 46 dwarfves?? um wtf
no nno no dont die guys
we might die
Carley Rae jepsen will not hekp u havce a superior fortress. Lisent to if youn want to fail;
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yay find caverns and have fun kids!
guys ide liek they want to leave us
i thinke=they hve a legit sense of LIFE -> leave u u might live...
fuck dde wants to leave us, haha where is he gonna go/ the goddamn wodds? i suck at motivating...
(tell them there is machine that ives them boose like alln the time and u knwo us dwarvs we love machinces bringn him back...
God let mty turn end, some guy made an artifact, guess whatno ne w cares hahahaha. fuck our lives
nooomn thw ducks have come to tak e ou wealth
i Blew myb face up. I deserve it.
omg nooo.
come here of u want it
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6983
EDIT: That was way worse than I thought it would be to organize and make screenshots. Drunk me sucks.
Post by: Wrex on September 29, 2012, 11:38:16 pm
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nooomn thw ducks have come to tak e ou wealth
Quote page.
Post by: Yoink on September 30, 2012, 01:50:09 am
Post by: Kamin on September 30, 2012, 05:59:59 am
Post by: rcmgames on September 30, 2012, 06:47:30 am
Post by: Trif on September 30, 2012, 07:17:43 am
Once again, hilarious.i dont remebe dsignating walls as staurs? did i have a reason? idk,,,Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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yay find caverns and have fun kids!
I miss the drinking updates, though. Do you remember what and how much of it you drank?
Post by: rcmgames on September 30, 2012, 08:02:36 am
Once again, hilarious.i dont remebe dsignating walls as staurs? did i have a reason? idk,,,Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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yay find caverns and have fun kids!
I miss the drinking updates, though. Do you remember what and how much of it you drank?
All I know is by the end of the night I had 10 shots worth of vodka and 3 beers... I probably stopped drinking halfway through the year bc I just wanted it to end........
Post by: Bobnova on September 30, 2012, 09:58:43 am
Any test subjects for that mist? :D
Post by: Clover Magic on September 30, 2012, 10:23:31 am
I can't even tell what's happening by that post. Bravo XD
Post by: Bobnova on September 30, 2012, 10:44:16 am
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Carley Rae jepsen will not hekp u havce a superior fortress. Lisent to if youn want to fail;
The really funny part IMO is that rcmgames's turn wasn't the least coherent by any means.
Well played, rcmgames :D
Post by: Wrex on September 30, 2012, 02:57:46 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 30, 2012, 03:15:20 pm
rcm is fairly close though.
Post by: Wrex on September 30, 2012, 03:47:05 pm
No that'd be your second report Wrex. Largely because your report ends in Hematite or so. :D
rcm is fairly close though.
Quote
OH GOD CTHULU FUCK FUCKLUCF YOU TRIOE{ SNOW TUNRK VUTCGHN FUJCKDE not enough bOOZE WE ALL DEAD MNA GAMEN OVE+GRE MAN GAME OVER oh wait swallouvw men kilt it. k. SO muck deah wtf happenedf GAH LMAFGMA PUMPOING DA FUQ EDVIU:EYRWHSTG LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVFA FUQ FUQ FUCK RUN FOR THE FICKIGN HILLS TUN TUN RUNJ NOTHERUFKCERS THAKE A DRIIIINKK LAVA RAINING FROM SKYE MONKEY STEEL ARITFCT SANKIS THE BEERDLESS WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US TGHI SI BOATMAUNDARD! THNE ELEPHANTS ARE ALL BURNINHG
You know, I never really looked at what I copy pasta'd till now. Hot damn, I got slammed.
Post by: Bobnova on September 30, 2012, 04:20:33 pm
I had to read mine 3-4 times to really figure out wtf was going on.
Post by: Yoink on September 30, 2012, 04:52:39 pm
No that'd be your second report Wrex. Largely because your report ends in Hematite or so. :D
rcm is fairly close though.QuoteOH GOD CTHULU FUCK FUCKLUCF YOU TRIOE{ SNOW TUNRK VUTCGHN FUJCKDE not enough bOOZE WE ALL DEAD MNA GAMEN OVE+GRE MAN GAME OVER oh wait swallouvw men kilt it. k. SO muck deah wtf happenedf GAH LMAFGMA PUMPOING DA FUQ EDVIU:EYRWHSTG LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVFA FUQ FUQ FUCK RUN FOR THE FICKIGN HILLS TUN TUN RUNJ NOTHERUFKCERS THAKE A DRIIIINKK LAVA RAINING FROM SKYE MONKEY STEEL ARITFCT SANKIS THE BEERDLESS WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US TGHI SI BOATMAUNDARD! THNE ELEPHANTS ARE ALL BURNINHG
You know, I never really looked at what I copy pasta'd till now. Hot damn, I got slammed.
This post is just a perfect summary of the thread. :P
Post by: Wrex on September 30, 2012, 06:02:52 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 30, 2012, 06:34:31 pm
If we are on Notearth, can we visit scenic notspain?Only if y'all are willing to have a meet-up in notNYC
Post by: Aseaheru on September 30, 2012, 06:39:59 pm
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 30, 2012, 11:33:52 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 30, 2012, 11:34:29 pm
I am currently very drunk from bunratty mead 14.5% and lqactating wonem, yea milkyYea! Play now.
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on September 30, 2012, 11:56:22 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 12:00:38 am
too much they pumpy , too many eggs and to many benchs to blenwer 3dI'm assuming that means no. Theres really no reason why not. You can't possibly fuck this fort over worse then the others.
Post by: Wellincolin on October 01, 2012, 07:04:56 am
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Post by: Lord Inquisitor on October 01, 2012, 08:34:35 am
Post by: Jervill on October 01, 2012, 11:51:33 am
Post by: Kamin on October 01, 2012, 11:57:33 am
Well, LI. Let's just say we know which porn you look at.+1
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 01:56:32 pm
...Well, LI. Let's just say we know which porn you look at.+1
Those words all of a sudden make sense.
...
I wish they didn't.
Post by: Aseaheru on October 01, 2012, 02:00:01 pm
Post by: Ruhn on October 01, 2012, 07:24:52 pm
Not very good as sS as at ASC cii style of the visual graphiscs pack.
my space kepytbeoard is a problems today.
okay, so i ams going s with some things called this "DARAGON BREW" from New Holland company.
10% Ale made from dtar DRAGON parts ^_^
had. avd. have not eaten since lunch, so it's effectsass are super fee efrfesective!
Drinking Log:
7PM : started with warmp up.
8:15 PM: Decided to drink hard so i can get to work tomorrow, bbegan to download save game.
NMy During my voite as presidental overseear, I will"
1- Make this a Dwrarf Fortress!! (empahsiss on the forrteress part) (we will have defencews by the end of the year no lies)
2- um, have good food and boze / drink production capabiilities.
3- OLots of bedrooms for our good citizens, so they can be happy and prostper in the future of this promisiongs city!
45- lo.l. okokokok we will draft most/all of the population in to the militaryu. "even though we learned long a ogo that women can dit onese swords, we will larearn how to fight with them tooo!" (lotr qouote from guenavear blonedede chick")
yaes, i don't use b ackspace like the dtrue dwardsfs of lejund.
Post by: rcmgames on October 01, 2012, 09:01:14 pm
Happy Monday! I think I will make a try.
Not very good as sS as at ASC cii style of the visual graphiscs pack.
my space kepytbeoard is a problems today.
okay, so i ams going s with some things called this "DARAGON BREW" from New Holland company.
10% Ale made from dtar DRAGON parts ^_^
had. avd. have not eaten since lunch, so it's effectsass are super fee efrfesective!
Drinking Log:
7PM : started with warmp up.
8:15 PM: Decided to drink hard so i can get to work tomorrow, bbegan to download save game.
NMy During my voite as presidental overseear, I will"
1- Make this a Dwrarf Fortress!! (empahsiss on the forrteress part) (we will have defencews by the end of the year no lies)
2- um, have good food and boze / drink production capabiilities.
3- OLots of bedrooms for our good citizens, so they can be happy and prostper in the future of this promisiongs city!
45- lo.l. okokokok we will draft most/all of the population in to the militaryu. "even though we learned long a ogo that women can dit onese swords, we will larearn how to fight with them tooo!" (lotr qouote from guenavear blonedede chick")
yaes, i don't use b ackspace like the dtrue dwardsfs of lejund.
Woo! This sounds good!
Post by: Ruhn on October 01, 2012, 09:18:48 pm
Created an nice news save game document so I can dkeep track of the progress from playin DRUNK FORTRESSS!!!!
Hit “Create new world” ::)( “(
So the first thing I see is the partial skieleton of smos moaney of outr beloved friends sitting sin some forsaken stockpiels! This will not be tolerates dos oI ssss maske some coffins and the crypt buildings. Spell ckeck is helping me out in my word processor as I etrtsakse notes and screensohots, please don't be offended my dwarf borths and sis's.
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Wtf's? Snow and ice an dpiebbels ias on the onutsicde aoff the fort. <Msigh?> at least is tis not magma sm oke burning the work.lds. I am happy to see trees for us to chop down.
I think the stairway for a wall mistakes.
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It will be hard to play entire year for this fortresss, but we must be a team!
Shuit, I d'on'ts like my ghraphiscs pack with this game, everyone looks like a dead mummy.
I found a thoghost living in the ice, don't think he whsoulbs be there.
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Qworow! We have 72 people (fdrwarfs)
Most are not in military yet v_v
wow, we have a shit tons of tables and shocks!
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We cfound a cavern at 75, but nothing after that so far.
I found som d foarm plot outside, but not sure ywhy yet?
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9:00 my beer got empty, not ffline so well.
Clover Magic seems to have lhalf the jobs! We need to pitch in and help our.
I think Peregar III is desd, can't fing in the Militial cam=padn jobs mneu.
So, tZXsandtea III is going to be captain instead. Congrad!
Never have I experienced this level of drunkensesdddness, since college.
From what Is eeseee, se need some metal armor.
25 <Moondytonre”: hrh yhidnhdsf stfr nrinh setui[p.
ZI got an office for Clover Magic (hour hero) so esehaeradse ewwasel maeke the jobe orders happen.
It is about time to make mayselaf a fdwardf.
The preople I thought wer edeatd, are actually cjust childrens.
Iok! Founds a ranger, he can bambush and make NiNja attack on enemuy.
Thri'sps worman corpse is causing some problems.
Then, I made myself the Shrerfilff.
It is 11th of Opal.
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I'm trying rom madk some coffins, raaelasyy hard. Pelase bear wtiht me.
We seem t o havee plentyh of mechanicms for use.
It looks like I have a WIFE ! Now way! Oh hwppy day
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WtF? What do I do?
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We have so many strya animals, it is not even fair to me.
Who knows if I scan sucrivive and ruedturn to work tomorrow?>
tyesa ase yes,s I made it up statisrss stsa toag.
I am the son of a MARINE!! this beer will NOT fdefeat me.
(more to come, and the screen shot if I learn how to post)
Post by: Clover Magic on October 01, 2012, 09:27:07 pm
Post by: Ruhn on October 01, 2012, 10:31:34 pm
We have had 3 or 4 births so far, good job to my precvious oversears.
Oh! 11PM bogotaa make this happen.
Way too drunk, vomit but not enough to continue.
I tried, not rsures how far I got. Here is the saver.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6991 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6991)
Post by: Scelly9 on October 01, 2012, 10:36:44 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 01, 2012, 10:40:57 pm
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on October 02, 2012, 12:25:11 am
Well, LI. Let's just say we know which porn you look at.
eh, what?
Post by: Bobnova on October 02, 2012, 01:44:41 am
Where would I be on that scale?The scale can't show quantum drunkenness.
I enjoyed that turn, lol.
How're the defenses?
Post by: Yoink on October 02, 2012, 01:56:40 am
25 <Moondytonre”: hrh yhidnhdsf stfr nrinh setui[p.
...
The preople I thought wer edeatd, are actually cjust childrens.
Iok! Founds a ranger, he can bambush and make NiNja attack on enemuy.
:o I... See.
Post by: Kamin on October 02, 2012, 02:59:11 am
It seems to me that, although I was pretty drunk, I maintained my drunkenness a bit better than most. I think I've had the most legible typing of all! Now if only I can get my slimy coxae on some alcohol for a turn soon...
Post Screenshot Update Edit: Holy shit. Look at all of those tables.
Post by: Ruhn on October 02, 2012, 07:59:22 am
Well a couple wall sections got built, and I remember channeling a moat for the drawbridge. Not sure if any lever is hooked up for them.Where would I be on that scale?The scale can't show quantum drunkenness.
I enjoyed that turn, lol.
How're the defenses?
I made a spot inside for archers, but don't know if fortifications were added for them to shoot through.
I started to make a spot for a tower outside, but I was in bad shape by then. we could have a second entrance now.
The dead body problem had me sidetracked, and I was trying to figure out if our well actually goes to water.
Lots of people were looking thirsty, whoever takes over should bring extra drinks for our dwarfs to have.
--
I should have ate some snacks once my buzz was strong, the 4th dragon beer laid me out flat.
Post by: Bobnova on October 02, 2012, 10:40:24 pm
The dead body problem sidetracked me on my turn too. Went from kickstarting the magma-powered-metal/ceramic business to building/filling coffin after coffin after coffin.
Post by: Scruffy on October 04, 2012, 06:07:29 pm
I just visited 10 bars, drank 17 drinks (some shots, mostly tall drinks) as a part of a student event and walk about 5km to get back home.
Edit: too drunk. somoeone else do it. And redowrf me.
Post by: Wrex on October 04, 2012, 06:10:04 pm
Post by: rcmgames on October 04, 2012, 07:58:06 pm
D'oh. I need to blow everything up in year four again, and I have liquor!
Wait let me take a seat, grab a brew and some munchies. Okay Wrex, proceed.
Post by: Wrex on October 04, 2012, 07:58:44 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 04, 2012, 08:00:56 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 04, 2012, 08:02:36 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 04, 2012, 08:06:55 pm
As tame as concievably possible . You're Wrex, we need no more proof of you ability to get hammered. The fort is still doomed though.
Oh, Indubitably.
Edit: I'm here to wreck fortresses and drink alcohol, and I'm all out of alcohol. Therefore, I'll buy the stuff for whatever you reccomend tonight, and get on it tomorrow.
Post by: Wrex on October 04, 2012, 10:06:02 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on October 04, 2012, 10:12:58 pm
Uhhh...haha, actually vodka is pretty much all I drink, so I wouldn't be able to give you suggestions, lol. I tend to be of the "what's cheapest and/or has the most interesting flavoring" camp.
I would suggest going for the best price vs. not tasting like drain cleaner ratio.
Post by: MaximumZero on October 05, 2012, 12:40:46 am
No Suggestions?Cheap, powerful shit. Mix it with a fruitybeer for best effect. Everclear + Smirnoff Triple Black = ???
Post by: Siquo on October 05, 2012, 02:58:52 am
What gets me every time is long island ice tea (vodka, gin, tequila, rum, and triple sec with a splash of cola), that stuff is so delicious... And killing.
Which reminds me, I also have a few bottles of crap I need to get rid of...
Post by: Kamin on October 05, 2012, 03:23:19 am
Post by: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 08:43:03 am
Post by: Kamin on October 05, 2012, 10:55:03 am
Well, tonight I will be drinking something light and tasty: The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (http://thedrunkenmoogle.com/tagged/hitchhiker_drink). Should be fun.I object! If you want to do this right, get some of THIS: Chest Liquor (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4572257/Booze-firm-pours-its-spirits-over-the-boobs-of-hot-models-before-bottling-it.html)
Post by: Ruhn on October 05, 2012, 11:34:50 am
Well, tonight I will be drinking something light and tasty: The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (http://thedrunkenmoogle.com/tagged/hitchhiker_drink). Should be fun.I don't know if Dwarfs have lemons? ... better replace with Cat Roasts!
I've been too sober to load up and see how far my turn got, best of luck Wrex.
Post by: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 02:21:15 pm
Also, Kamin, that is ludicriously disgusting.
One in, I'd say I'm about sober now.
Post by: Jervill on October 05, 2012, 06:19:24 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 06:41:37 pm
Post by: Jervill on October 05, 2012, 06:42:14 pm
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Post by: Clover Magic on October 05, 2012, 06:46:42 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 06:50:47 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 05, 2012, 06:51:12 pm
evgytrone si dead.Okay, whenever I want a fortress decomissioned, I'ma send it to wrex for the year. It'll be fine.
Post by: Aseaheru on October 05, 2012, 06:52:19 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 07:22:17 pm
Post by: Darvi on October 05, 2012, 07:25:25 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on October 05, 2012, 07:30:57 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 08:22:50 pm
Also, drink tally? Three Pan Galactics, but they take time to drink, so I'm not getting anything more than angry. Just going to chuck the fucking bottle of Jack's now. Images, you'll get those whenever the fuck I feel like it. For those playing along at home, I'm going to notify when I, and you, should take a shot.
So, let's see the fort! *takeashot*
Also, i'm writing the preamble and the afteramble before I'm drunk.
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The fort is porbably dead. I'm not sure how yet, wait for the booze to wear off anf for me to wake up. I may be able to post the save at the end of this, but porbbaly not, since I'm wirring this before I even looked at it. If I am some how cogizant enough to post the save, You really should see what happened and see if the fort is somehow okay. I'll add screenshots when less blasted.
Savkjku Lzink: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7010 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7010)
Post by: Clover Magic on October 05, 2012, 08:45:06 pm
Post by: kisame12794 on October 05, 2012, 09:05:14 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 09:29:30 pm
Post by: Kamin on October 05, 2012, 10:23:09 pm
Post by: Aklyon on October 05, 2012, 11:16:14 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 11:23:12 pm
Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Post by: kisame12794 on October 05, 2012, 11:24:31 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 05, 2012, 11:25:17 pm
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!Do any remain?
Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Post by: Kamin on October 05, 2012, 11:28:07 pm
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!Quoted? Absolutely.
Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Post by: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 11:31:33 pm
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!Do any remain?
Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Well, see the zombie crows decended and ripped people to pieces, then the pieces animated.
And I remeber what I did in my drunken stupor to try to purge the fort of zombies: Vent the ocean. Screenshots have been put up.
And I misspelled Xantalos as Xantos. Damnit.
Post by: Aklyon on October 05, 2012, 11:35:02 pm
Now you just need an exploding booze hallway and you'll have killed drunk fort with all three major liquids ;D
Post by: Kamin on October 05, 2012, 11:39:58 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 11:40:35 pm
Well, those screenshots make the surrounding text a hell of a lot more understandable. Did you even play the whole year through? :P
I got to summer this year!
Post by: Xantalos on October 05, 2012, 11:53:08 pm
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!According to my sources, I killed at least 10 dwarves with my severed limbs. Go me!
Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Post by: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 11:59:57 pm
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!According to my sources, I killed at least 10 dwarves with my severed limbs. Go me!
Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Your intestines strangled someone, IIRC (And I probably don't)
Post by: Xantalos on October 06, 2012, 12:03:12 am
What does IIRC mean? Also, the fact that my intestines strangled someone makes me wonder if we could take up the process of sending out a suicidal dorf to die in an evil area, then let the body parts do the fighting.Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!According to my sources, I killed at least 10 dwarves with my severed limbs. Go me!
Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Your intestines strangled someone, IIRC (And I probably don't)
Post by: Wrex on October 06, 2012, 12:05:41 am
I think the only thing puncturing the ocean did was knock your unholy cyclone of body parts into the caverns.
Post by: Xantalos on October 06, 2012, 12:06:45 am
Post by: Wrex on October 06, 2012, 12:07:46 am
Post by: Aseaheru on October 06, 2012, 01:04:19 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 06, 2012, 02:15:46 pm
Post by: kisame12794 on October 06, 2012, 04:07:46 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 06, 2012, 04:46:50 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 06, 2012, 05:08:43 pm
If you are willing to let it run overnight so that the ocean drains out into the caverns, reclaim may be possible. Maybe.But the zombies will still be there!
Post by: Clover Magic on October 06, 2012, 06:12:41 pm
If I get off LotRO at a decent time tonight, maybe I'll....try something.
Post by: Aklyon on October 06, 2012, 07:08:47 pm
Code: [Select]
Drunk Fort length = 3
If Overseer = Wrex;
Drunk Fort length = Wrexed
Elif Overseer != Wrex;
Drunk Fort length > 3
If Drunk Fort length > 3;
Update Record
endTheres a very pseudocode description of what we've had so far, as far as fort length is involved. Mostly made because my friend has been talking about programming all of today.
Post by: misko27 on October 06, 2012, 07:35:38 pm
Yeah, First of all because its all in infix.Code: [Select]Drunk Fort length = 3Theres a very pseudocode description of what we've had so far, as far as fort length is involved. Mostly made because my friend has been talking about programming all of today.
If Overseer = Wrex;
Drunk Fort length = Wrexed
Elif Overseer != Wrex;
Drunk Fort length > 3
If Drunk Fort length > 3;
Update Record
end
How about:
Code: [Select]
(define Drunk_Fort_length
(cond
((equal? Overseer Wrex) (Wrexed FortLength)
((= Drunk_Fort_length 4) "Wrexed")
((> Drunk_Fort_length 3) (and ("Not just Yet") (Run Next_OverSeer))
(Run Update_Record))))
Post by: Jervill on October 06, 2012, 07:59:53 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 06, 2012, 08:08:48 pm
I need to gain the ability to like things with alcohol in so I can do this fortress.
I can imagine everything would become really, really fucked up with me drunk.
'wy is the laav running donw the stars?'
Because the pumps weren't fire safe.
Post by: Aklyon on October 06, 2012, 08:09:44 pm
Post by: Scruffy on October 06, 2012, 09:52:25 pm
Atleast you keep aiming high. After magma and water incidents the next logical step is something involving obsidian.
Year Four: Wrex [Fort Abandoned, Year 4]I am starting to see a pattern here. Keep up the good work Wrex. You inspire us all ;D
Year Eight: Wrex [Year Wrexed]
Year Four: Wrex [Year Wrexed]
Post by: Lord Inquisitor on October 06, 2012, 10:42:49 pm
At least kill me with style or make it interesting.
Post by: Wrex on October 06, 2012, 11:43:24 pm
spambot requesting dorfing as "lord of fried spam and beer"
At least kill me with style or make it interesting.
So, Strangled by Xantalos's intestines?
Post by: Xantalos on October 06, 2012, 11:45:00 pm
He. Requesting redorfing as Xantaldorf, Biohazard.spambot requesting dorfing as "lord of fried spam and beer"So, Strangled by Xantalos's intestines?
At least kill me with style or make it interesting.
Post by: Wrex on October 07, 2012, 07:53:23 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on October 07, 2012, 08:12:54 pm
Post by: Siquo on October 08, 2012, 03:17:58 am
Post by: Yoink on October 08, 2012, 04:55:58 am
Also, I think debauchery would distract from the whole 'Dwarf Fortress' part... :-\ Unless of course you're referring to the dwarves in-game, and I was told they reproduced by spores.
Post by: Darvi on October 08, 2012, 08:18:39 am
Redundant code is redundant. But maybe that's part of the joke.Code: [Select]If Overseer = Wrex;
[...]
Elif Overseer != Wrex;
Also I took the liberty of quoting Siq's last post.
Post by: Ruhn on October 08, 2012, 10:45:26 am
Campaign Promise: I will coast when the buzz starts to get strong.
--
Edit: it's game time!
OK, 5PM on Oct 9 and starting this bottle of Red Heron wine. It says 10%, not too bad I guess.
Loading up the save and having second thoughts about this drink, not as tastey as I though after half a glass.
Taking a look at our current fortress, which reports say is flooding from the ocean?
Therepist says that we have 21 dwarves, who are quiete unhappy about the flood action.
I guess all this water will fix the problem we had from thirst? ^_^
510PM- started second glass. Pretty much seems like our dwarves should carry what they can and escape from this place for now with their lives. Maybe some brave souls can come back to the flooded haunted desolate wasteland with many dangerous fish and zombies and undead fish and tenticles forrests.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img152/8967/abandon.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/152/abandon.jpg/)
May the ancestors protedct us, especially since i'm drinking this elf wine with a bird on the label. no,
Post by: Ruhn on October 09, 2012, 04:58:48 pm
5:30 still looking, next dringk.
Score! Looks like we will be in the “labor of faith” team this time.
Close enough at least, strike the earth!
Almost, need to prepare more carfullty so we know someone I s bringing an anvil and all that.
Got Viperboot as the fortress name, I think we are good (as long as there are not many snakes in this location)
and th e group we will use is “the razor of fortune”. Lest i'm tired already. Ok I hope lady luck is ready for lots of favors to us.
6PM – fill the glass and strike the earth !
Post by: Clover Magic on October 09, 2012, 05:34:17 pm
Was my dorf still alive? Prolly not lol. Well, either way, requesting another dorfing please! Name Clover Redux, title Sparklemaster, any female, enable jewelry labors.
Post by: Wrex on October 09, 2012, 05:40:29 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 09, 2012, 05:41:16 pm
Requesting turn 4, as always. This time, I will cause a fatal booze evaporation! or something.No, ir will involve necrotising blood everywhere. Or dust. Hell, you could keep this up for a while.
Post by: MrWillsauce on October 09, 2012, 05:45:42 pm
Did somebody say intestines?spambot requesting dorfing as "lord of fried spam and beer"
At least kill me with style or make it interesting.
So, Strangled by Xantalos's intestines?
Post by: Ruhn on October 09, 2012, 05:50:44 pm
I'm not cleaning up after Wrex for once! Hooray! XDIt looked like every noble was dead, but we can pretend every ones was able to escape ths carnage and undeath.
Was my dorf still alive? Prolly not lol. Well, either way, requesting another dorfing please! Name Clover Redux, title Sparklemaster, any female, enable jewelry labors.
dwarfing complets, also myself and
Post by: misko27 on October 09, 2012, 06:25:39 pm
Post by: Ruhn on October 09, 2012, 06:47:24 pm
I want Misko. Diagnoser/CMDDone, at least
Edit and upgrade:
Ruhn and Clover will be the woodcutters/military for this first year. Wrex was elected to be the expadition leader. The skills didn't favor us very much so everyone is a pesant still.
16 Granite: We are off to good start I think, mining in the dert is easy.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The elf wine s all gone, good think there is a reserve stach of Dragon Bres@!
Got Clover put on jewerly duty, if we find any in this year.
Woirking on the water system.
Rats in the dining room, c guse a cat would have been good idea
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Going to make a pump control room for the sewwers so we prevent floods.
Autumn is here, buzz is still going strong and we don't have a well yet. They are trying herd.
Yess!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I guess I have no idsa how to make war dogs? Whoever takes over will need ot make us a bit safes.
So we got the water up and working, and I go tom ake the well.
Lo and behold, the mechanism is encrusted with gems and such
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
It's about time to get some weapons and armor and stuff, but I have no idea wher the metal is v_v
A couple migrants have military skillz, so I put them in the military. 4/20 are military, so only 20%
Ha! a caravan.
I am sure they will ber Amazed by the mighty defences we boast alresay!
Yes, the lever in the barracks make the bridsg work, and its even hooked up ;P
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THESE FUCKING MERCHANTS CALLED MY GAMES CHILDISH. LOCK THE GATES AND KILL THEM.
Ok th killing didn ot wo well, I flilpped a wagon with the drawgridge but didn't see antything land.
Well, it is winter so I guss my turn is voer. Good luck here is the save.
I use the graphics better this time, will that bae a problem?
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7024 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7024)
(pictures added)
Post by: Kamin on October 10, 2012, 01:04:05 pm
Post by: Ruhn on October 10, 2012, 04:03:33 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on October 10, 2012, 04:54:25 pm
Post by: Ruhn on October 10, 2012, 07:54:23 pm
Sorry for missing so many dwarf requests, here is the waiting list for the next mayor of drunk town:
Jervill
Aklyon - Engraver/Book keeper
spambot "lord of fried spam and beer"
And Misko is dwarf, but I didn't have his job set right. Took a while to discover what C M D stood for :P
Post by: Kamin on October 10, 2012, 10:47:17 pm
Requesting a dwarf as Kamin, "Drunken Master," military dwarf or squad leader.
Post by: Xantalos on October 10, 2012, 10:51:42 pm
Did somebody say intestines?SIGGED.
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2012, 05:07:25 am
Mind redorfing me? Military if possible.
Post by: Ruhn on October 11, 2012, 09:06:41 am
What isn't shown is the deathtrap water system, which only has 1 shutoff and zig-zags to the river. I forgot to add a localized shutoff for the well so anyone who pulls the lever will get real !fun!
Updated Dwarfings for easy reference:
Jervill
Aklyon - Engraver/Book keeper
spambot "lord of fried spam and beer"
Kamin "Drunken Master" - military
Scruffy - military
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2012, 10:31:02 am
I got
-A 3,3dl bottle of vodka (Smirnoff)
-Loads of 15-17% homebrew.
Will most likely drink the vodka straight and perhaps make a few white russians (vodka, cream and coffee since I don't have coffee liqouer)
Post by: Bobnova on October 11, 2012, 12:01:11 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on October 11, 2012, 02:58:30 pm
with the jobs of brewing and cooking. and possibly milling...
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2012, 03:21:04 pm
-Poured a shot of vodka and 2 white russians.
19:45 Finished my last drinks. Starting to feel drunk. Bottle nearly gone
-Poured a few more shots.
19:10 Mixed vodka and homemade strawberry/blueberry/raspberry juice.
-Out of vodka.
-From now on I have to start drinking my homebrewed wine and a bottle of Special DF homebrew. (Mixed in a few parboiled mushrooms (Yep, I go mushroom picking) in after fermenting and let stay for a month. Somewhat mushy and bitter)
19:20 I suppose I'm readyu to start now.
-Won't be fixing my typos
16th Moonstone
.Moonstone? The heck?
-The wagon is fighting? Tha fuck? We don't jave a wagopn anymore.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
18th Moonstone
-Famirialized myself with the fort.
-This fort löooks like it was made sobre.
-Chose to continue teh pillared achitechture in hte crafting hall
-Continued byuuildng the walls around the fort.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
3rd Opal
-A fisherdorf was on the wrong side ot hee river. Ordered a floor to be buyild so he ca ncome back.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
25th Opal
-Wernt to take a dump. Nothing happened. Muist be a boring embark. Darn,
-The gisnt sparrows are coming! the giatn sparrows are coming!
1st Obsidian
-A waxworker mooedd.
-Dorfed Scruffy. Alsmost dorfed a she-dwarf but she was romatically involved with Wrex so had to changef. What do you mean scruffy lieks reindeers and monsters of hte night? Why do all my successsion fort dwarves alway like either goats or reindeers? what am I`? Lappishj or welsh? (No offence ment9
5th Obsidian
-Buzzards! Half a dozen of buzards circling aboe the fort!
-Wall almost finished. Working on the othside.
-Moody dwarf wanst bones. Butered ad drake.,
26th Obsidian
-Staretd building a bigger dirnign room and kithedn/still.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
20th Granite
Going deeper!
-Found the first caverns. Seems like someone set the wrold gen to high cavern density :P It's a maze
-5.Bobnova gave birht!
-Faxworker didn'ät accept the bones even though there were plenty. Went berkerk. (So it begins.,.)
-Ruhn got his arse kicked bu the berserk faxworjer. A fisherdwarf saved the day.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
7th Slade
-Bones! Bones for armor!
-The new crafting and dining halls are nready ready. Made scome chanvces to the stockpiles.
19th Slade
-Dead faxworker's body is stinking up the place. Miansma everywhere. Darn peasant.
-Migrants? 29 Migrants? Never! Close the gatse! None got in! Go somwhere else hoboes!
7th Felsite
-Scruffy demands a Fun fun dining room! Dig, minions, dig!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
-One oif the migrants was a miner so they got their own hole in the ground. Not getting in our cozzy luttke hellhiole but they are free tobuild their own.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
15th felshite
-Hunter got kileld by a peachfaces lovebird. idiot.,
18th Felsite
-Smelly elves! Lettomng them in woul,.d ntem letting in the migrants so screw them!
28yth Felsite
-Aww., crud. The migrants got in. Blast em!
10th Hematyite
-Started digging a tunnel bethwen the two fortesses (incase they get neededn=
3th Malachite
-Fprth runing smoothly. Too smoothly. boring embark! (perhapsm I jus t am too good when drunk. I am too used to playing dg runm,.:P
-Digging deeper.
-FOuihd seceond caverns.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
20th Malachite
-went to pee without pausing. Nothing had happened
-Misko went moodyu- I say we throw him out of hte fort! no room for moody fwarfs in 'ere.!
21th Malachite
-Misko fancies himself a mason, eh? Took a mansonks' formshoipåä-
-3rd cavenr, ehj? Just how shallow is thig embark?
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25th malachite
-10 more smelly mighrants? #Go to hell, you hoboe modgets!
26yh malachite.
-Misko finished his artifact. It was a statyse of a dwarf getting kicked from his noble position. pladed it in the particular dwarf's bedfroom
28th malachite
-Coudömnt- that dwarf was our outpost liason.
-Crudless! the third caverns are full of scruddles! Horrors! cruddles in the caverns!
-Molten rock everywhere! praise the miners! Time bo byuuld forgets!
18th galena
Gremlin! Drive it away! It is o nthje same level as the death lever!!!!
-begun constructuing the outside fortificatiosnms,
26th Galena
-.Our symbol is a weretortoise and civ's symbol a forggot veast? seriously?
-Warm rocks. miners are getting closer. we will get forgtes soon.
1st Limestone
-Magma and adamantine! miners be praised! only lost (all) 5 of our miners. 2 died in the initial magma leak,. two down a lever just ot mine the rock next to the leak and died.
-idiots
-Started buldingm our forgs a level too earlyu. no room and not symmetrival.
-YAY! Fire clay crafsss!
8th Limesst one
-Argh! Scrugffgy was one of the idiot miners! curses
20th Limestone
-redorefes a random dorf as scruffy
-Misko is Clover's lovber and xantandorf is Ruhn's lover? Interexting...
-decided to let the starvign dorfs isndise that i had sealed outside mohtsn ago.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
26th Limestone
-A fdwarf was wfouind dead in the fortifications near the enterence. A mushroom tree had grown while he was pulling hte lever and he got stuck in there.
14th Sandsonte
.13 more migrants. Scrow them! Close the gates! release the kraken! Kill the migrants!
-They can steay in the migrant fotr.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
20th Sandstone
.Xantalndorf is stuck. He is hunteing for vertmin for food. IO', mpt sure if the builders are guing to finish teh floor in time for him,
25th Sandstone
-Xantaldorf starved
6th Timver
16th Timbrt
-Difging for candy! CANY!Y!
-Clowns. Screw them,
-Dorf caravan. They acan stay out. The mountainhalls heep sending us crappyh outcastrs and migrants. If they donät want them, send them sowhere else, mnot here. Screw them! Bot opening hte gatse for them.
21th Timber
-Our first kobo.d thief. How cute. Cute little 'bo.lds keep coming. I demeand more kobolds.#!
3rd Moostoje
-Someone fot posseessed. Rook a craftmans's forkwohsop
15th Moonstone
.Screwered uåp the militias. Recreated thjem. Wrex, yuou are with scruffy. the rest are just dwarn peasants. You get hte hornos.
16th Oal
-Lost another miner while mining candy. Darn hot, motlen stone that keeps pouring in.
-I donät know how, but somehow one of our huntesrsa goit in the third ccaversn and started laughtingin cruddles. darn idiot.
21th opal
-another baerkrs moody crarfter. kil thim.!
.-Miners wound more candy! Prause the miners!
-the hinter ins sleepein . started rescyusing him,
25th Ipal
-Mangm,a lak. How did this happen? dead miners again ! that makes 7 miners during my tryuns,
20th obsidian
-caern vritters trying to fly in. build frrates and blocked their bath. Darn Critters!
Woah, the whoe mangma se a is toggling betwwen 6/7 and 7/7. Hypnitco. Hypnotic
-The migtantrs keep gionvign birht. darn fertile migrants.
25th obsidian
-A smelly liitle gremlin! Drive it out, you ,liuttle dorfliubgs! A grenukubg us a lije a undrunken little dorflibng. Horrifying idea.
-You have discoverred a downdwards passgeef. A what?
-dwarf fortt refuses to accepth space keyu, wgat teg hwcj? I must have truffered something.
-The migrant fort yeard is nearing complketion.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
3rd Gramite
-Aww, Just started minging the candy. Crud. You continyue,s,sd
-We are producing bronze! Yesh!'
can i have a dwarf? if so, then can the name be a default one and the proffesion read "The Sober Brewer"?dorfed
with the jobs of brewing and cooking. and possibly milling...
Bah, lost a bottle of vodka and 7,5dl of 15-18% wine. If I just had had a month longer....
Save in a monent
Save here
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7030 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7030)
Post by: Kamin on October 11, 2012, 03:42:55 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 03:49:26 pm
I'm a freaking mason here. I bet the dwarf wasn;t happy to see.
CANDY? Oh hell, now I know how the fort is screwed.
Wait, Am I a woman?
BTW, its the month of slate, not Spoilerite.
Post by: Aklyon on October 11, 2012, 03:51:58 pm
-This fort löooks like it was made sobre.Is this a complaint or a complement?
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2012, 04:32:19 pm
Hard to say. I play pretty well when drunk so I cant complain. (except for the fact that I have to fix every sentecnce for typoes.)-This fort löooks like it was made sobre.Is this a complaint or a complement?
My architechtrure was pretty good for a drunken idiot so I can't really complain the previous overseeer's deeds.
Post by: Aseaheru on October 11, 2012, 04:32:40 pm
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2012, 04:33:25 pm
:o the use of the alt key... while drunk... uh.. :-\Alt what?
Post by: Aseaheru on October 11, 2012, 04:35:10 pm
Post by: Aklyon on October 11, 2012, 04:36:47 pm
alt key+num-pad=fancy symbols. unless you have a fancy keyboard...Fancy, or non-US. THough you can have a non-US fancy keyboard as well probably.
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2012, 04:39:02 pm
A finnish keayboand so fancy äöå keys and some keyos ond different positions than in yoyurs,alt key+num-pad=fancy symbols. unless you have a fancy keyboard...Fancy, or non-US. THough you can have a non-US fancy keyboard as well probably.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyboard_layout#Finnish_multilingual (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyboard_layout#Finnish_multilingual)
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2012, 04:43:14 pm
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7030 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7030)
Edit: no major mistakes on my turn. sorry to disaboint,.
Post by: Aseaheru on October 11, 2012, 04:47:41 pm
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2012, 04:50:26 pm
well, it is shown that you are better than me. of course, almost everyone is better than me. curse my living in america!No worries, these key's cause about as much trouble as they fix. On the plus side, I presume that I speak better american than you finnish ;) heh heh. (though I still need to fix my posts atleast twice.)
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2012, 04:55:24 pm
or thrice on the posts made while truly drunk)well, it is shown that you are better than me. of course, almost everyone is better than me. curse my living in america!No worries, these key's cause about as much trouble as they fix. On the plus side, I presume that I speak better american than you finnish ;) heh heh. ((though I still need to fix my posts atleast twice.)
Post by: Aseaheru on October 11, 2012, 05:13:33 pm
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2012, 05:19:02 pm
english. just dont tell some americans. they think that the english speak american.Well, atleast they don't quote themselves as I do. Darn.
Post by: Aseaheru on October 11, 2012, 05:21:36 pm
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2012, 05:30:38 pm
but they do. either that or they bounce it between themselves and someone else.Is that so? Darn, I am like Dave Lister on tonights Red dwarf, yet slightly more drunk.
Post by: Aseaheru on October 11, 2012, 05:32:45 pm
and yes it is. thats how we decided iraq had WMDs. besides what we gave them of course...
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 11, 2012, 05:47:36 pm
english. just dont tell some americans. they think that the english speak american.As an American... I agree, many Americans probably are that dumb.
Post by: Aseaheru on October 11, 2012, 05:50:39 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 05:53:01 pm
i have actually run into one. go upstate NY!Yah! Go New york!
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2012, 05:55:57 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on October 11, 2012, 06:06:40 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 06:35:48 pm
i am confused.Why are you the last poster in 5 out of 6 of my followed threads?
Post by: Aseaheru on October 11, 2012, 07:22:09 pm
Post by: Bobnova on October 11, 2012, 10:22:15 pm
I found it to be hilarious, I declare it a success!
Drunk Fortress doesn't have to mean Complete Doom, after all.
Post by: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 10:23:26 pm
I laughed during scruffys post. A lot.Yes, from now on it can be a game. Its where Drunken people try to make the fort secure enough so that Wrex can't destroy it.
I found it to be hilarious, I declare it a success!
Drunk Fortress doesn't have to mean Complete Doom, after all.
Post by: Kamin on October 11, 2012, 10:38:45 pm
Please don't tempt him.I laughed during scruffys post. A lot.Yes, from now on it can be a game. Its where Drunken people try to make the fort secure enough so that Wrex can't destroy it.
I found it to be hilarious, I declare it a success!
Drunk Fortress doesn't have to mean Complete Doom, after all.
Post by: Scruffy on October 12, 2012, 12:35:00 am
Don't ask for the impossible.I laughed during scruffys post. A lot.Yes, from now on it can be a game. Its where Drunken people try to make the fort secure enough so that Wrex can't destroy it.
I found it to be hilarious, I declare it a success!
Drunk Fortress doesn't have to mean Complete Doom, after all.
Anyway, if you ask me, the fort is running TOO smoothly and my head hurts.
Post by: Wrex on October 12, 2012, 12:37:34 am
Don't ask for the impossible.I laughed during scruffys post. A lot.Yes, from now on it can be a game. Its where Drunken people try to make the fort secure enough so that Wrex can't destroy it.
I found it to be hilarious, I declare it a success!
Drunk Fortress doesn't have to mean Complete Doom, after all.
Anyway, if you ask me, the fort is running TOO smoothly and my head hurts.
Hah. You are funny man. I will fix that.
Post by: misko27 on October 12, 2012, 12:38:14 am
What? Its not like a game has to have a way to win. Like, say, DWARF FORTRESS.Don't ask for the impossible..I laughed during scruffys post. A lot.Yes, from now on it can be a game. Its where Drunken people try to make the fort secure enough so that Wrex can't destroy it.
I found it to be hilarious, I declare it a success!
Drunk Fortress doesn't have to mean Complete Doom, after all.
Post by: Scruffy on October 12, 2012, 01:09:00 am
The most excitement during that turn was a swarm of buzzards and a kobold. Still I managed to berserk 2 dwarves, starve a few trapped masons and lose 6 miners.
edit: oh, and a hunter got killed by a peach faced lovebird.
My head hurts. back to bed.
Post by: Scruffy on October 12, 2012, 02:50:03 am
Seems like I forgot to dwarf people so the next player has to do that. Also, seems like I forgot to link that support to a lever... Link it!
Post by: Siquo on October 12, 2012, 02:51:13 am
Post by: Bobnova on October 12, 2012, 09:31:25 am
Post by: Darvi on October 12, 2012, 09:32:30 am
I'm famous now! Featured in an engraving! Hugging peafowl...Never gonna give you up, never gonna live it down... (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButYouScrewOneGoat)
Post by: Trif on October 12, 2012, 09:57:55 am
-Crudless! the third caverns are full of scruddles! Horrors! cruddles in the caverns!I love everything about this. I will preserve it in my sig.
Post by: Scruffy on October 12, 2012, 10:59:15 am
Crundles, cruddles.. close enough. almost the same. Oh, and that last part was a quote from a certain goomba-Crudless! the third caverns are full of scruddles! Horrors! cruddles in the caverns!I love everything about this. I will preserve it in my sig.
Post by: Ruhn on October 12, 2012, 01:12:26 pm
So far so good--since it's not on an island, it can't stay boring for TOO long. Looking forward to screenies, but was happy I could read the updates for once :D Hey Ruhn, the embark is still on the same world, right?Yep, same world. I picked savage but maybe the most dangerous thing we have are birds? :(
Has the trade depot room been converted into a
Don't ask for the impossible.I laughed during scruffys post. A lot.Yes, from now on it can be a game. Its where Drunken people try to make the fort secure enough so that Wrex can't destroy it.
I found it to be hilarious, I declare it a success!
Drunk Fortress doesn't have to mean Complete Doom, after all.
Anyway, if you ask me, the fort is running TOO smoothly and my head hurts.
Hah. You are funny man. I will fix that.
A Challenge!
Improve the
Post by: Bobnova on October 12, 2012, 01:36:28 pm
Hide it in the corner of the map where it won't be noticed :D
Post by: Scruffy on October 12, 2012, 01:50:05 pm
I think they might have a chance to survive Wrexpocaloypse 8)Wrex will find a way.
Oh, and while you are at it, mine some candy. Perhaps the dorfs have a better chance of survival if clad in candy. (and the clowns can help by killing the inviders and scaring all the miners that try to dig something they shouldn't dig.)
Post by: Aseaheru on October 12, 2012, 01:53:00 pm
Post by: Darvi on October 12, 2012, 01:55:04 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on October 12, 2012, 01:56:17 pm
uh.... are we TRYING to kill them?
Kind of what I've been thinking. I think playing Drunk Fortress is hard enough, why are we actively seeking out ways to kill the forts? :-\ We're doing just fine with drunkenly trying to build magama cannons and shit.
Post by: Scruffy on October 12, 2012, 01:57:07 pm
uh.... are we TRYING to kill them?We will save the fort by killing them before wrex can cause their demise.
..I fail to see the problem in that
Post by: Darvi on October 12, 2012, 02:00:31 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on October 12, 2012, 02:01:15 pm
Remember, guys, Losing Is Fun when it ISN'T intentional. The best losses are when shit goes to hell and you have no idea why. Made more hilarious when you';re drunkenly screaming at your screen to "STOP DYING, BASTARDS!!!"
Post by: Aseaheru on October 12, 2012, 02:06:51 pm
Again, I'm pretty sure we're doing just fine at that by just being drunk.yes.
Remember, guys, Losing Is Fun when it ISN'T intentional. The best losses are when shit goes to hell and you have no idea why. Made more hilarious when you';re drunkenly screaming at your screen to "STOP DYING, BASTARDS!!!"
Post by: Bobnova on October 12, 2012, 04:55:17 pm
My thoughts exactly.Again, I'm pretty sure we're doing just fine at that by just being drunk.yes.
Remember, guys, Losing Is Fun when it ISN'T intentional. The best losses are when shit goes to hell and you have no idea why. Made more hilarious when you';re drunkenly screaming at your screen to "STOP DYING, BASTARDS!!!"
I was busy enough with damage control!
I'd like to see a fort make it past year4 :D
Post by: Clover Magic on October 12, 2012, 05:31:58 pm
Speaking of, the vodka calls. Time for Clover drunken shenanigans!
Post by: Aklyon on October 12, 2012, 05:39:05 pm
Eitherway, Clover drunken shenanigans should be interesting for the fort that currently has a complimentary complaint of 'looks like it was sober'
Post by: Clover Magic on October 12, 2012, 05:46:42 pm
Also, I'll probably continue the sober architecture...as if I remember my embark fort had some nice architecture as I tend to build all forts from the same basic designs unless I'm mega-projecting. The staircase was off-center though, haha.
Edit: Oh god never put marshmallow vodka in tea that already had sugar in it. It's like the pure essence of sweetness itself, so sickeningly sweet.
....Let's add a shot of the Devil's Food too, why not.
...Holy shit that made it taste better. Wow. Who knew.
Post by: misko27 on October 12, 2012, 07:21:57 pm
Kidding. Get on that Wrexocalypse Bunker though. Lock some sturdy dwarfs in it. Perhaps myself?
Post by: Clover Magic on October 12, 2012, 07:46:01 pm
18:32 - Let's start a mod fort while I'm waiting, why not.
18:55 - Fuck it, this is too slow. Straight it is. +1 shot
18:58 - What I wouldn't give for some good Smirnoff or Absolut right now.
18:59 - +1 shot. Or however much a fake sake cup from liek Target is. It's the size of a shotglass anyways.
19:05 - Got some potato chips. Make the bad taste go away, delicious little fried tubers.
19:18 - +1 shot. Gotta pick this shit up. But it tastes so bad.
19:22 - +1 shot.
19:25 - +1 shot/ Paly. Okay. Fuck I'm not even that srunk. Buzzed really, TYPE BETTER SELF. Anyways let's load up the fort and look around.
19:28 - OPH GOD WHY IS THER EOS MUCH MAGMA +1 shot for this shit
19:33 - +1 shot. Okay let's start hhis shit.
SO much combat reportrs abou crundle vomit. Building bunker.
+1 shot
Why dfo we only have 1 miner but 20 famr people?
There is a dwraf cirpse stuck on top of fort fortifications. Wut.
I DON"T WHERE ANYTHING IS.
Also why did every seal migranys out. Wut. I don't get htis fort.
CRUNDLE IN THE FOOD STOCKPILES!@!! KILL IT!!!
Blood all ove rdining room now.
It's spriong damn it, Wrex meet withty he fucking outpiot liason.
Puppy!!!
SO many crunldes. Mmn tastyu crundles.
I don';t know what these levers do!!! PULL THEM ALL!!
Nil oiktsirab has grown to bwecome a Dwarven Chidl!!
Mpore puppies!!
WHo built a floor over the fucking dpoet ramp access????
Mine faster bitches!!
I don't know wherre the stock[pil;es are!! Bunke rworks continues.
-screen-
TRRROOLLLLLL INT EH DUNGEEEEOONNSSSSS
fucking tunnel tube blocking bunkjer water pipe
Tekkud SOmebody "Not so sober dwarfer" has given birth to a bioy!!
Kosoth has frown to become a peasant!! Be someone useful and hoin army nao.
Bunker is almost ifnished too. Flooding for farms i proceeding. Clover and Misko will; be interred in bunker.
+1 shot.
-screen-
Water is making it into the bunker!!!
STOP TRYING TO GHET ROCKS FROM THE FLOODING WATE RPIPES MORONS!!!!!
Erith has given birth to a firl! Wjoodchopper cancels Fell tree: Seeking Ingant.
WOod, food, blocks, yes. BNuinker proceeding nicely. Misko and I shall live in glory!!
-svreen-
Wrex finally finished meeting with liason. THis is tuff dwarves want next year.
This FPS is shit. Alcohol wearin g off but I'm nowhere near done.
Found hole in our defenses. Patched hole. Debating stopping for the night.
Locked Misko, me, a random married couple and another random dwarf (his spouse is outside) in bunker. Othjer dorfs were becuase they wouldn't fucking get out even when told tyo go to burrow./ Idiots. Full self-suffiocient inside bunker so it's okay. Stopping for tonight, hopefuly will continue tomorrow.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 12, 2012, 10:44:24 pm
Post by: hops on October 13, 2012, 12:03:16 am
-Cuddless! the third caverns are full of scuddles! Horrors! cuddles in the caverns!
FTFY
Also now I picture troglodytes hugging each other.
Post by: Scruffy on October 13, 2012, 07:56:47 am
There is a dwraf cirpse stuck on top of fort fortifications. Wut.Oh, that is just Xantaldorf the trapped mason. His remains are currently guarding the gate.
I don';t know what these levers do!!! PULL THEM ALL!!N for notes. Remember to link the middle one to the support. Please
CRUNDLE IN THE FOOD STOCKPILES!@!! KILL IT!!!Noo! Not my pet crundles!
Post by: Aseaheru on October 13, 2012, 09:42:02 am
Post by: Clover Magic on October 13, 2012, 10:39:00 am
Yeah I'll have to continue this tonight, the year isn't even halfway over yet.
I don';t know what these levers do!!! PULL THEM ALL!!N for notes. Remember to link the middle one to the support. Please
Except all the notes are typoed and have no descriptions, so they're vastly unhelpful. :P Ah, Drunk Fortress at its finest.
Post by: misko27 on October 13, 2012, 02:01:37 pm
Hey, try editing them to make sense. Remember that game "Telephone"? Same principle.I don';t know what these levers do!!! PULL THEM ALL!!N for notes. Remember to link the middle one to the support. Please
Except all the notes are typoed and have no descriptions, so they're vastly unhelpful. :P Ah, Drunk Fortress at its finest.
Post by: Clover Magic on October 13, 2012, 02:07:22 pm
Meh, the bunker has new levers anyways. Pretty much all I did was work on the bunker with a single-minded focus.
Post by: hops on October 14, 2012, 04:04:37 am
Post by: Scruffy on October 14, 2012, 04:54:04 am
Betting a sock those two levers weren't linked to anything.Thats pretty likely. I didn't have time (or concentration) to link some of them (Link that dining room support lever! just don't test it afterwards)
There was also one strange lever I didn't have the courage to test since I read something about "drowning" trap and saw a tunnel full of water close to it. Was too drunk to bother trying to figure it out. Well, only one way to find out what it does..
Post by: Ruhn on October 15, 2012, 11:48:18 am
STOP TRYING TO GHET ROCKS FROM THE FLOODING WATE RPIPES MORONS!!!!!
...
Stopping for tonight, hopefuly will continue tomorrow.
I had the same thing where the rock haulers liked those stones better for some reason.
So are partial years officially ok? Maybe we can make that a new thing to vote on.
I guess the downside is tracking the passage of time becomes much more difficult.
Post by: Clover Magic on October 15, 2012, 12:35:15 pm
I can upload my tiny season, or I can try to make time as soon as possible, lol.
Post by: Siquo on October 15, 2012, 12:59:00 pm
Or something.
Post by: Clover Magic on October 15, 2012, 01:27:16 pm
Edit: Here is the save! (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7041)
Post by: Ruhn on October 17, 2012, 09:18:07 am
We go by a "first one drunk goes next" play order, so no need to wait for half a year to get a turn like those other community games :P
I know you're out there!!
Post by: Kamin on October 17, 2012, 12:00:18 pm
Post by: Yoink on October 19, 2012, 03:59:17 am
Working on it!
Post by: Kamin on October 19, 2012, 08:06:41 am
I have money. I have ID. The only ingredient I lack currently is an environment condusive to drunkeness + DF. :-\I trust you, Yoink. I trust in your musical tastes and in your ability to do work. DO WORK, SON. ;D
Working on it!
Post by: Scruffy on October 19, 2012, 02:14:43 pm
Post by: Kamin on October 19, 2012, 03:54:18 pm
I'm a tad bit drunk (and will continue to intoxicate) but I won't take a turn so soon after my previous one. (better give other people a chance)Good call; even if it's moving a little slower than we're used to, it's the weekend again, so we'll just wait and see what happens!
Post by: Bobnova on October 19, 2012, 04:35:16 pm
Post by: Kamin on October 19, 2012, 10:33:01 pm
I'm not sure what all I'm doing tomorrow. I may be able to squeeze some shots and DF in. We'll see. There may be a kid birthday party to attend, doing that dorfenly drunk seems like a bad idea.Whoa whoa whoa, are you actually trying to ply us with LOGIC?
For shame, B-Nov. For SHAME.
Post by: Jervill on October 20, 2012, 02:51:11 pm
If Bob doesn't claim by 6:00, I'm going ahead and doing a turn.
EDIT: My body is ready, starting turn.
Nevermind guys, I'm not feeling so good; I'd better not keep going with this.
Post by: Scruffy on October 21, 2012, 08:26:54 am
Edit: doing the third turn. The results are a bit messy since I'm trying to fit the pictures and their descriptions in the same page.
Post by: Bobnova on October 21, 2012, 09:39:12 am
Post by: Scruffy on October 21, 2012, 10:22:36 am
Edit: Aargh. Started doing Clover magic's turn. It is split across a dozen posts and has more pictures than I can count. Open office keeps crashing when trying to copy it. (yep, I'm doing the text editing in open office) Seems like this single turn is going to take a few hours..
Post by: Clover Magic on October 21, 2012, 11:28:24 am
I'm looking forward to the finished product! :)
Post by: Scruffy on October 21, 2012, 11:52:29 am
Haha, yeah, sorry, my first turn I apparently got really screenshot-happy. There's something like 60 or more.I really don't know which comments and posts to add and which to leave out. The pictures would also make like 40 of textless picture content. Hmm..
I'm looking forward to the finished product! :)
Post by: Clover Magic on October 21, 2012, 11:56:59 am
Post by: Scruffy on October 21, 2012, 03:18:07 pm
How about just what seems relevant/makes you laugh? Seems as good a criteria as any.Almost finished with your turn. It is a few pages plus 30pages of "extras".
Edit: ok, 5 pages of content and 38 of pictures. Ouch. (usually 2 per page)
Almost done with the eight turn. Will most likely do the rest on the following days.
Post by: Scruffy on October 21, 2012, 05:53:53 pm
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7055 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7055)
Post by: Kamin on October 21, 2012, 06:11:51 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 21, 2012, 06:19:34 pm
I should fix that.
Post by: misko27 on October 21, 2012, 06:23:24 pm
Oh hey, I just noticed we are at year four, and nothing has gone horribly wrong yet.And the Prince of Drunkeness appeared annd he did look on the works of the drunken, and he saw that they were good.
I should fix that.
And he knew he must fix that.
Post by: Scruffy on October 21, 2012, 06:24:11 pm
Oh hey, I just noticed we are at year four, and nothing has gone horribly wrong yet.I was kind of waiting when you would appear.
I should fix that.
Seems like time is cyclical and repeating itself every 4 years. We failed to break the forts destiny this cycle just like in the past ones.
Looking forward to reading your year. :D
Post by: Kamin on October 21, 2012, 06:29:15 pm
Post by: Ruhn on October 22, 2012, 09:40:12 am
I suggest starting a new PDF file for continuing the story.
How about linking on main post, Kamin?
Post by: Scruffy on October 22, 2012, 11:24:56 am
Post by: Kamin on October 22, 2012, 03:54:17 pm
I will upload years 1-12 later tonight. Kamin, do you mind if I use your first post as an intro?Not at all, man! As far as I'm concerned, anything found on this thread is free to use as one pleases. By posting something on a forum, you're pretty much giving up the "rights" to what you post, as copyright law doesn't apply to it.
Also, DUH. I didn't link the .pdf yet. I will do that NOW. Thanks for bringing that to my attention, Ruhn!
Post by: Scruffy on October 22, 2012, 05:21:38 pm
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7055 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7055)
Post by: Bobnova on October 23, 2012, 05:35:15 pm
If nobody has done a turn by saturday I'm going to try (again) to make it happen.
Post by: Scruffy on October 23, 2012, 05:41:18 pm
Nobody has taken a turn in an intolerably long time. Something must be done.I'm so darn drunk that I could take a turn when ever I wanted but I don't want to steal the glory from those who could take it. I am still waiting for the Wrexcalybse that comes every 4 years.
If nobody has done a turn by saturday I'm going to try (again) to make it happen.
Post by: Bobnova on October 23, 2012, 07:10:49 pm
Post by: Scruffy on October 23, 2012, 07:17:34 pm
I'm hoping I can get there first and we can survive year 4 for a change :DToo late. I already started. At sandstone. darn, cant even type without fixing it-
Edit: Crap. Seems like last night I abandoned instead of saving. Also, seems like I have misplaced my long journal. Just a blank text file
Erm.. Oops?
Post by: Scruffy on October 24, 2012, 04:06:45 am
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7061 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7061)
Edit: 4 new forgotten beasts? uh oh..
I remember the bottom of the fort flooding via a well and losing the only anvil in the fort under water. I think that I angered the elves by offering a wooden bin and the fortress was in chaos because of a swarm of buzzards. Drank 2liters of 15-18% stuff. I think. I feel horrible.
Post by: Ruhn on October 24, 2012, 09:08:31 am
edit: (Scruffmageddon?)
Now we need a drunk with mad pump operator skills to rescue the metalworkshop.
Post by: Wrex on October 24, 2012, 09:29:23 am
Post by: Scruffy on October 24, 2012, 09:34:15 am
You managed to break it without my help this time! Hooray!Not really broken. Just somewhat.. deserted. Should be easy to reclaim.
I will post some pictures later and try to remember some things that may or may not have happened during the mysterious evening.
Post by: Clover Magic on October 24, 2012, 09:40:38 am
I don't know, this whole obsession with breaking the save is pretty old. :-\ It's easy to kill dwarves, why are we trying? It would be nice to see a fort actually, you know, survive for once.
Post by: Scruffy on October 24, 2012, 09:43:12 am
If the flooding was my bunker....how in the hell did you manage to flood that? If it was on purpose that would be pretty high on the "Not Cool Bro" scale. And why did you abandon? I vote new embark then, reclaiming is just a bitch and is worse while drunk, I testify this with my first turn experience.It was already flooding when I started playing. The water started coming up from the well in the bunker. Noticed the flooding it only after it had flooded the forge. Sometime later I found the lever for the gate that seals the well room.
I don't know, this whole obsession with breaking the save is pretty old. :-\ It's easy to kill dwarves, why are we trying? It would be nice to see a fort actually, you know, survive for once.
As for abandoning? I have no idea. I was drunk and must have pressed abandon instead of save. The fort should be easy to reclaim since there should be nothing wrong. Just abandoned by an accident.
Post by: Clover Magic on October 24, 2012, 09:51:22 am
Whoops. Fairly sure the flooding was just the close switch not being pulled in time, then, as I was refilling the cistern from the farm flooding. Probably should have warned about that, as I did save without intending to pass it on, so I did probably leave the lever unpulled. Heh.
Post by: Scruffy on October 24, 2012, 10:01:26 am
"Easy to reclaim" is a totally different matter while drunk. :PI tried reclaiming the fort sober and it seems like there is only 1/7 or 2/7 water in the flooded part.
Whoops. Fairly sure the flooding was just the close switch not being pulled in time, then, as I was refilling the cistern from the farm flooding. Probably should have warned about that, as I did save without intending to pass it on, so I did probably leave the lever unpulled. Heh.
The bad news is that it seems like I started walling off a small part of the caverns but forgot a few spots. The FBs are inside the main part of the fortress. (The migrant fort is still ok and separated with a closed gate)
Edit: One extremely weak FB inside and the rest are in the caverns. You can sever the access to the caverns by building one wall or removing an up/down stairway (which shouldn't close access to any other part of the fort) Also, there seems to be a creepy trader wandering in the caverns.
Post by: Wrex on October 24, 2012, 10:18:49 am
Do note that all my fortress-plosions were quite unintentional.
Also, it does seem that four is indeed death, and the Japanese were right :/
Post by: Scruffy on October 24, 2012, 10:35:58 am
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Either build a wall here, floor over the stairs or just send in a miner to remove the stairs under it. You have to be quick about this.
You will only lose the magmaflooded smelter room. (so nothing of value) The rest of the fort should be just as safe as before.
Simply said: Build one construct or remove one stairway. Punch the extremely weak water FB on your way in.
The other FBs in the caverns are scary since they are pretty sturdy and have some kind of a stun/fever syndrome clouds.
Here are some pictures from my turn.
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Post by: Clover Magic on October 24, 2012, 10:43:50 am
Shall we leave it to the discretion of the next drunk to reclaim or start a new embark? Can't really go wrong with either -> one is drunken reclaim shenanigans, the other is a new drunken fort to pepper this world's history. :P
Post by: Bobnova on October 24, 2012, 01:39:07 pm
On the reclaim/newFort the drunk of the moment should get the choice IMO.
Seems pretty doable reclaim wise, but given that I don't think I've ever done a reclaim, doing it drunk could be tricky.
Then again, I don't plan to drink 3/4 of a bottle in a couple hours, either.
Not that I planned to last time.
Post by: Ruhn on October 24, 2012, 06:53:52 pm
... and hey, at least those 4 FB liked it. why else would they all come visit? :P
I vote we start a poll, just so we have something new to vote about.
1- Reclaim here
2- Reclaim the tidal wave zombie fort
3- Find a new place for all our dwarfs to pass out at.
Post by: misko27 on October 24, 2012, 07:07:57 pm
I wonder what th e dwarves of the world think about this recent run of fail-forts.
Post by: Kamin on October 24, 2012, 07:27:27 pm
That earring wasn't my fault... I was Drunk...
... and hey, at least those 4 FB liked it. why else would they all come visit? :P
I vote we start a poll, just so we have something new to vote about.
1- Reclaim here
2- Reclaim the tidal wave zombie fort
3- Find a new place for all our dwarfs to pass out at.
I think the next person can do what they want, so it won't require a poll. I'm not AGAINST having a poll, but I can't think of how useful one would be since I don't know what we should poll about.
Post by: saltmummy626 on October 25, 2012, 01:12:52 am
Post by: Kamin on October 25, 2012, 05:09:04 am
keep this going guys, someone get the next player a beer! CHUG YOU ELF!!I think we might need to set up a PayPal account :P
Post by: Ruhn on October 25, 2012, 08:56:34 am
I'm in, send me the link.keep this going guys, someone get the next player a beer! CHUG YOU ELF!!I think we might need to set up a PayPal account :P
(this new poll is quality)
Post by: Bobnova on October 25, 2012, 09:19:09 am
I'm in, let's make this happen.I'm in, send me the link.keep this going guys, someone get the next player a beer! CHUG YOU ELF!!I think we might need to set up a PayPal account :P
(this new poll is quality)
You're over 21 right? :D
EDIT:
Next session, from whoever, I'd like to be dorfed as 6.Bobnova. Function: something involving metal or stone.
2.EDIT:
Assuming 5.Bobnova is dead. I should check that, given the sparse reports from the field.
Post by: Aklyon on October 25, 2012, 09:28:06 am
Post by: Ruhn on October 25, 2012, 09:37:04 am
Since that may not happen, I will also submit a re-dorf request.
Ruhn "JAMESON!!", Military dwarf
Post by: Scruffy on October 25, 2012, 09:58:49 am
If the next player chooses to reclaims, we have enough candy for arming our militia in full blue metal. Scruffy jr wants a shiny new axe!
Post by: misko27 on October 25, 2012, 03:20:02 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on October 25, 2012, 03:21:16 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on October 25, 2012, 03:31:42 pm
Someone should try for a goal of collecting all the survivors from the abandoned forts. :P
Post by: Kamin on October 25, 2012, 03:41:51 pm
Redorf me as Clover Magic, Sparklemaster!Gotta catch 'em all!
Someone should try for a goal of collecting all the survivors from the abandoned forts. :P
Post by: Ruhn on October 26, 2012, 08:50:48 am
i vote we settle somewhere invaders cant go. and then try to build a flying fortress.I think that would require some kind of airship machinery, but a Castle in the Sky supported by only a few thin pillars would be cool. We can call the city "Zalem" and throw our trash and empty bottles on siegers.
Post by: kisame12794 on October 26, 2012, 09:41:03 am
Post by: GoombaGeek on October 28, 2012, 10:54:52 am
-Crudless! the third caverns are full of scruddles! Horrors! cruddles in the caverns!ermahgerd someone indirectly quoted my witty avatar text thing
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2012, 11:10:52 am
i vote we settle somewhere invaders cant go. and then try to build a flying fortress.Sounds cool, except why no invaders?
And rat corpses. And kittens.i vote we settle somewhere invaders cant go. and then try to build a flying fortress.I think that would require some kind of airship machinery, but a Castle in the Sky supported by only a few thin pillars would be cool. We can call the city "Zalem" and throw our trash and empty bottles on siegers.
We should include farms and clay up there.
Post by: Aseaheru on October 28, 2012, 01:06:08 pm
Post by: Bobnova on October 28, 2012, 01:49:48 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2012, 01:51:45 pm
so that thats one les thing we can screw up. thats why. as to how to make it flying, cant bridges hold up things? if not, just use a support.Use a support and keep trolls and tantrumers away.
Could always convert a normal mountaintop into a flying fortress. Build in the first few Z layers and then mine out a layer or two under it. Could even have a hollow support with stairs in the middle to access the mines below.Sounds like a plan!
Post by: Aseaheru on October 28, 2012, 02:00:16 pm
Could always convert a normal mountaintop into a flying fortress. Build in the first few Z layers and then mine out a layer or two under it. Could even have a hollow support with stairs in the middle to access the mines below.that is what i was planning.
Post by: BlueMagic on October 28, 2012, 04:16:47 pm
The fortress is probably going to need expansion as well. Even with spartan arrangements the population will increase to the point where it won't be efficient to house all of them without going down a Z level, and we will run out of Z levels in the fortress. You can make them sleep on the floor but they might tantrum spiral if enough awful things happen.
And considering that this is drunk fortress, things will end up worse than normal.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2012, 04:21:24 pm
Post by: Ruhn on October 29, 2012, 10:05:19 am
Mines and the trade depot will be under the floating mountaintop, if you must; I'd seal off the suspended hilltop and make sure I had clay.I agree.
As long as we have access to more stone, we can build up/out to expand the fortress as population grows.
Hospital can be built in the "slums below" also - for water access and any dwarves who fall.
I might not be drunk again until next week, lots to do irl right now. Anyone want to get this started?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 07:13:21 pm
The bad hospital would be two beds, a table, and a traction bench around a well. Bright side, no one will link your bedroom lever to the front gate and send it into the abyss in a drunken feverishness.
Post by: noobnubcakes on October 30, 2012, 12:35:36 pm
The dorfs name should either be:
Noobnubcakes or
Isn't it annoying when you are a puppet and you get a present made out of reality?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCn0sCSf4oY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCn0sCSf4oY) < (Warning link may disturb non-dwarves.)
Post by: Ruhn on November 02, 2012, 09:15:59 am
If nobody beats me to it I will get a partial year at least.
Post by: Bobnova on November 02, 2012, 11:00:27 am
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
If nobody beats me to it I will get a partial year at least.
Yay! This is good news!
Post by: kisame12794 on November 02, 2012, 12:15:37 pm
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
If nobody beats me to it I will get a partial year at least.
Yay! This is good news!
Many blessings upon your liver.
Post by: Kamin on November 02, 2012, 01:37:46 pm
In the name of the Armok, the Carp, and the Fluffy Wambler, for your liver I pray. Be one with the mug, my son.TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
If nobody beats me to it I will get a partial year at least.
Yay! This is good news!
Many blessings upon your liver.
Post by: Ruhn on November 02, 2012, 08:22:23 pm
9:20 1 down, 5 to go. This stuff is tastee, but only 6?% ... maybe will need to get some scotch after all.
9:50 2 down, decent buzz. Thinking about gonna download the game save if I can find it.
10:15 RAR rile? i don't have the gear to decode that right now... heloo internet search.
10:40 working on the re-claim. Lots of ♀ in the reclaim batch, but we gotta deal with hit. #3 is gone.
Post by: Aklyon on November 02, 2012, 09:04:41 pm
Post by: Kamin on November 02, 2012, 09:38:23 pm
I put that line on the tvtropes quotes pagething for Drunk Fortress, Kamin. Sounded like it fit.Hahaha, splendid; I think it works out pretty well, given the context! ;D
Post by: Ruhn on November 03, 2012, 02:06:41 am
I named our group something good, and gave us some weapons to make this happen.
#3 finished?
Formed a squad as soon as we arrived. Not really sure what to expecet. It's 1st Granite, Early Spring year 105.
There was an ambus h theat happened immeditatly undergoutnd. Not sure how, but leave them alone.
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Ok, 3...
Forgotten Beast heading for the stairs!!
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Never-mind, there is tht giant LIZARD FGB right here with us! Not any time to react, time to gather and FIGHT!!
Told the civies to move to the re-created Bunker burrow. Therepist tells me 2 dwarfs from before are still here, but they have no nwma.
The lizard hi HERE!!
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6.Bobnova, charges in bravely with his spear! But the moster is making smoke!
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HA! BITCH!!!@
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Shit,k FB Backup... FOR FLORY!!!
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FIGHT!! COMMON kick some ass!
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This guy has got to be sorry he fucked with dwarfs.
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Most everyone just dies. Our survivors must lock up tight in the bunker anc carry on.
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Clover and the other dwarf aren't too happy to be doing all the work alond. Any migrants will show up? There are “wren women” around, hope thy ary not dangerous.
I see some Ravens, with much luck there will be no trouble.
More ghosts are popping up, we may have a problem in hand.
BUILDING UP from the bunker, let's leave this land of grief below!
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Damn, some dark evil creature has closed the main gates to the primary fortress. I tuesday? What? no. we are safe from the beasts in the depths, and continue to build into the sky.
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Post by: Scruffy on November 03, 2012, 06:23:17 am
(its the 1 tile wide staircase leading to the abandoned magmaflooded area.)
Here is what we have so far. It is now spring, and birds are EVERY WHERE.The buzzards! They return. They are back for their revenge! HORRORS!
What is it with this embark and violet birdlife? Seems like 90% of the above ground animals are birds trying to peck out our eyes and eat our puppies.
Post by: Kamin on November 03, 2012, 06:58:46 am
Post by: Scruffy on November 03, 2012, 07:04:13 am
I'm not sure what year it technically is... But was that just a reclaim? I'm so confused. I'm not sure what I should say in the OP. Hahaha, fuckin' !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!, I hate you sometimes.Judging by the hairy earthworms and vapor lizards I would say that it's a reclaim.
Post by: Ruhn on November 03, 2012, 10:01:12 am
Here's the save:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7096
I referred to it as Zalem since the sky project has begun.
I never did find any water in the bunker, maybe I was in the wrong spot.
Post by: Scruffy on November 03, 2012, 10:08:24 am
Different bunker (There is one under the caverns)
I never did find any water in the bunker, maybe I was in the wrong spot.
Did you play a whole year?
Post by: Clover Magic on November 03, 2012, 10:13:42 am
Post by: Aklyon on November 03, 2012, 10:15:28 am
Post by: Scruffy on November 03, 2012, 10:25:58 am
I just checked out the save and tried finding scruffy. He was not among the living so I presumed that he has a nice and cozy coffin (or atleast a slab) somewhere, but no. What remains of him is a mutilated corpse is decomposing under Bobnova's rotting carcass and covered in spatters of scruffy's frozen dwarf blood. ??? Fun! (he had a bad thought about "sleeping in the mud" when I checked him via the relationships panel)
Interesting profession names by the way
Edit: Aren't FBs immune to syndromes? I tried attacking the earthworm and it went numb and drowsy. Now it's sleeping in a corridor. Perhaps it was caused by the bruised brain ::)
Ok, the recruits just kept biting the very drowsy FB until it died. Disturbing.
And now the random potash makers and such killed the wounded lizard.
Ok, I was able to retake the old fort and seal the caverns while sober. I think that the next players might manage to do the same if they so desire ;D
And just to be clear, I was just testing Ruhn's save, not starting a turn
I suggest that the next player tries killing some of them ;)
Post by: Siquo on November 03, 2012, 12:55:15 pm
FOR FLORY!!!Brilliant.
Post by: misko27 on November 03, 2012, 04:52:15 pm
+1FOR FLORY!!!Brilliant.
Post by: BlueMagic on November 03, 2012, 04:55:57 pm
Post by: Kamin on November 03, 2012, 06:32:30 pm
"Hello, occiffer..."+1FOR FLORY!!!Brilliant.
Dorf me! Heh, I'm thinking of instating a rule where all previous Overseers must remain in permanent dorfdom.
Post by: Bobnova on November 03, 2012, 07:32:42 pm
Post by: Ruhn on November 05, 2012, 07:04:13 pm
YUes, it was a full year, it should be 106 now I think.
Never got very deep into the fort, the F G started to scome out pretty fast. I was hoping to unload wagon and seal off a few levels.
We were doing really goog in th efight, but everyone was getting blisters and sdwowsy from after we killed the ifrst buy.
My inexperience with fighting FB in melle may be to blame, I wasn't too sure if we could retreat after killing the first one and recover to good health. Also, there was the chance they would follow us to the other part of fortress.
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We were able to trade a little with the Dwarf merchants, so migrants chould comtinuje to come. I got focused on burial and building the sky city, so we don't have much of active military right now. Defences consist of a few doors and tiny drawbridge.
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Having a perminant re-dwarf list would be helpful. It won't be long until Bobnova is on #30 ... :P
Post by: Aklyon on November 05, 2012, 07:25:59 pm
Post by: Bobnova on November 06, 2012, 12:43:45 am
Post by: Sokmonkey on November 09, 2012, 04:52:25 pm
Post by: Bobnova on November 09, 2012, 06:42:53 pm
Download the save, take a few shots, have at it.
Post by: rcmgames on November 10, 2012, 12:41:03 am
Post by: Xantalos on November 10, 2012, 03:58:13 am
Post by: xeluc on November 11, 2012, 06:14:56 pm
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 11, 2012, 09:28:31 pm
Post by: Bobnova on November 11, 2012, 10:07:28 pm
Now!
You'll be ready for a turn in minutes!
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 12, 2012, 07:12:09 am
Post by: Kamin on November 12, 2012, 07:28:22 am
Basically, I just start drinking, and have a turn?Essentially? Yes. Just read the OP and go from there, fellow alcoholic beverage afficionado!
Post by: Ruhn on November 12, 2012, 10:26:20 am
I AM COME TO WREAK HAVOC ON YOUR SANITY ONCE AGAI- what the fuck happened here?Yo, did this go down?
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 12, 2012, 10:36:08 am
I have 18 cans of really bad beer, a flask of horrible applejack, which I will mix with some kind of soft drink. I also have some vodka, which I might shoot, at some point, to celebrate great things that happens to our fortress.
14:35 - These beers are seriously bad. Still drinking them. I should have bought something better.
15:17 - Two beers down. Taking a shot to speed things along.
15:52 - Two and a half beers, three shots. I can feel the alcohol by now. The beers are beginning to taste better too.
15:55 - tripped over a shot-glass. Yeah, I'm dfinitely not sober anymore, despite my spelling being allright, I guess.
16:00 - Finished beer. Iopening another. Have no idea if everyonebdy is dwarfed. Taste in music getting shitteir byu the minute. Woææ beign DF after this eer.
16:"8 - opening another beer - not i'm going in.
1st of Granite
Okay, only Sparkl Horses and Chinglish are dwarfed. I'm going to have a sip of beer, and theyn I'll dwarf everyone.
My beer hates me, seriously.
Have no idea about genders at all. really. Dwarf therapist does not agree with df itself. wtf.
What the hell
We have a lot of rams not being farmed for anything. Or sometghing, I have no idea. I need alcholoh.
The place is overflowing with ghosts. Wtf.
Will attempt to post som escreenshots in my nect yudoptae
Post by: Scruffy on November 12, 2012, 10:40:05 am
What the hellSounds promising :)
We have a lot of rams not being farmed for anything. Or sometghing, I have no idea. I need alcholoh.
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 12, 2012, 10:46:30 am
Drank another beer,
Okay, I see a lot of halls. No dwarfed that sthat. No dwarfes whatsovefrr. I sup. ATAGÆGAH
Tjos fprtress ois omsameæy desogmed-
IO'll try that again, this ortress is really badly designed. I can fiond absolutely nothing.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img708/6946/somemindoflivignpalce.png)
Another beer.
By noiw, I'm justing listing the glass of beer I drink, canøt keep track of the actual abherrs. Beers.
Okay, I'm getting completely spammed byu ydpated sfr4om the dwarfecs about them being interyupted or whatever, because thedy tdonty have the seeds the needs. It's impsoiiblet to find out what I should o the the fortress.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img840/3484/hallbeingfucked.png)
Post by: Scruffy on November 12, 2012, 10:52:19 am
Anyway, I think that you can post the pictures after the turn like most of us did. It is too much of a hassle while drunk.
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 12, 2012, 10:58:03 am
Fpund a lot of stuff down in the fortress somwwhere that wasf forbidden. I unforbid it, so that we could use it. I sure hope no onew awas usiong ait.
Made atstuade garden wit h the nice wstaute. Statue. The artifact one. Someone made.
N one is tending to the rafms. Farms. Clover magic is the new expedition leader, apprantly. I am completely absolutelkyu asgflæ lost . really.
Made the military rtrans a little.
Why is there a table and a chair one uses down in the bowels of the fortress?
This is more a case of me b eing drunk and looking at ha the fortress,a and not so much plaing the game.
Another beer.
Uh.
I',. I have apparantly dwarfed myself as a liason wbich is frinedly. That's better than hostile I guess. Woa.
Dwarf therapist is really fcking the is up.
There's a forgotten beast somewhere called C'thutha. I think this i funny.
I just poured anpothjer beer.
Why is the fishery forbidden?
I can't write tdated thsi is hard enough. XD
WHAT VARCERNS I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE CARVERNS
Post by: Siquo on November 12, 2012, 11:01:29 am
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 12, 2012, 11:07:33 am
I'm getting more incomprehensible bt the sexcond. I'm pretty impressed i managed to write that!
Woat.
I just tried to start paint with sopacevar, Serioyskly.
Agaibn.
This hads to stop.
I can't fiogure out to make things not unforbidden, anymore.
I made everytone brew, so that we don't run out of booze. That would be trirrbel.e Terrible. Am truomg tp æpcate tje cjgpts-
Goddamnit, stupid danish keuboard, making everything cmpletely odd for everyone.
Amn trying to locate the gohsts,. Theyuø're hiding, the bastards.
Another beer. Have stoppedf hteagladf. Wait, It's pretty hard to write this. Ah, I have forgotten a cpupkle of beers to write down,. Or somethignasdfø. Pause while I drink,.
Post by: Ruhn on November 12, 2012, 11:44:57 am
WHAT VARCERNS I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE CARVERNSDoes this mean another FB has arrived to give us troubles? ::)
Post by: Bobnova on November 12, 2012, 02:29:27 pm
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 12, 2012, 03:07:42 pm
Everytone is aparant ly attending a paryu. Not working really.
Irish folk myusic is really nice for this. Whiskey youøre the devioæl!
Huzzah! Drinks are getting brwered! This is the most succes i have had at all!
Fnished beer. opening atnohter.
Smoking a ciggarette. Serioustyly. Tobacco is a reall hoo aidea.
30 migrants. Th9s 9s j9ce!
This is nice!
Everyo0ne is fishing, thous. This is pretty nice.
Work might be done at htios rate.
Just thought something was brweing fish. O wpuld be rweong fish.
Goddamint, I stopped ,alomg seemse-
Merchants!
have given up on the fucking mercahtns, or whatever.
There's a troll on the strais running up and down, and there's a bridgte i cab'nt undetrstand, and the military refvuse to kill the blooe yt troolk.- The troll. Or wgatever.
Have absolutely no idea.
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 12, 2012, 03:09:06 pm
Post by: Scruffy on November 12, 2012, 03:25:34 pm
There's a troll on the strais running up and down, and there's a bridgte i cab'nt undetrstand, and the military refvuse to kill the blooe yt troolk.- The troll. Or wgatever.Are the doors forbidden?
Have absolutely no idea.
Also, I think that some of the levers have a description (press N)
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 12, 2012, 04:09:23 pm
tHERE S A BPAR WHICH AHVE BECOPME A LARGER BOARD
oR SMOETHIG.
i NEED TO GTH E A SNDMPKR.-
Therese anitger o9arty giinhg ion,¨
Therm rehcanitns from athsalætj are rålæeaved.-
Keavubg, Keavun g,¨
Leaving. Goddamn this journal is reallt jfaslæfjk.
'
YThe potash makers are hyaving children,. What,
I'd hope the fucking otrash makers owyuld have no xchildre.
Made a hole down to the people not doing anything. OPr somethimg. OPG HADHGAD
The mined has given hbirth TIO ANTRICHRIST
A FORGOTTEN BEAST HAD SCOME
ASAELÆASJE!
OMEESGATHOELIG HAS COME OG HDOG!
It's cardinal hair is long and shaggy OH GOD! WHAT ATHE FUCKT!§
It's moth atnd shell is wounded! HUZZAH!
fell mood.
GHoddamn.
SHUI! THERES TWO FORGOTTEN BEASTS!§ OG HOPD§
DWARVED ARE DYING LEFT AND RIGHT!
GOD! ALL THE DWARVED ARE DYING!
AAAAAAH!
THERE'S TWO FORGOTTEN BEASTSA IN THE TUNNELLS!
Okay the forgpttem neasts is getting killed! Necause it fell asleep. There's miasma all over the place. Omgh.
There's also been crafted a dwarf bone hepmd. I consider this a viccotrued for the fortersss!
MIGRANTS! YES!" THIS IS GREAT!
THWE FORTRESS MIGHT SURVIVE!
THE FORGOTTEN BEASTSA RE DEFEAFTED! YEAS! THIS IS A GRE#AT VIVXTOREUD!
Post by: kisame12794 on November 12, 2012, 04:34:52 pm
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 12, 2012, 04:37:36 pm
Huh.
I can follow that, really. God, I
', druomg. Drunk.
Post by: Scruffy on November 12, 2012, 04:39:02 pm
I suppose that we have to be atleast as drunk as you are to properly understand your journal ;)Huh.
I can follow that, really. God, I
', druomg. Drunk.
Post by: Aseaheru on November 12, 2012, 04:42:29 pm
Post by: Scruffy on November 12, 2012, 04:43:09 pm
QUICK! EVERYBODY(who can) DRINK!Already at it
Post by: Aseaheru on November 12, 2012, 04:44:14 pm
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 12, 2012, 04:46:57 pm
Post by: Scruffy on November 12, 2012, 04:56:46 pm
I have a friend to make my journals be more comprehensible. God, it's really hrsrx jard jard hard to to write like thuis, This. This,.No. Being incomprehensible is an important part of !!Drunk Fortress!!
Post by: Kamin on November 12, 2012, 05:14:51 pm
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 12, 2012, 05:31:41 pm
Post by: Kamin on November 12, 2012, 06:14:37 pm
Sorry about the multisbple posts. We'll try to keep it in onme post from now.No worries man, there was only stuff in the thread about it, but it wasn't listed in the OP. Now there is ;D
Drink on, fellow imbiber!
Post by: Aklyon on November 12, 2012, 06:21:18 pm
Goddamn this journal is reallt jfaslæfjk.Is that actually a danish word? :P
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 12, 2012, 06:24:50 pm
Sorry about the multisbple posts. We'll try to keep it in onme post from now.No worries man, there was only stuff in the thread about it, but it wasn't listed in the OP. Now there is ;D
Drink on, fellow imbiber!
Sorry, it's my fault.
Nop, it's not a danish word,. xd Nothing makes sense.
Post by: Bobnova on November 12, 2012, 06:42:56 pm
I make it... seven hours and some minutes. That's epic.
Carry on!
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 12, 2012, 07:07:19 pm
We have this big room. IO have no idea what its for. Its kist a æpt pf åoææards- Its just a pillar
in the meanwhiel Iv'e been trinking four or five shots of vodka.
New guy guy here with the othe guy, we've been drinking pertty heavily and it's time to salvea<ge thuis fortress.This might be zbigger concern than fault.
Set the mangage to not hual, he's too busy with other styuff.Some kid bled to death. Too badf.
I guess.-
Every f7cking dawrf is misralbve. Thantrum spiral right ahead. Tho9se not miseralbe are pretty down too.
Everyone is droppiogn the clothing all over, thought it is still starting too look up. This fort will be saved yet.
Stair way is complete ly full of misama. Someone is boudn to chioke on this stuff.
Tanturums, here we go.
Livestock: puyppy, kitten, calf, rabbit, chick, gholsing, and some alpaca. They must be scarred by niow..
The miner arrives at his post. There's so much theat nheds to be mined. I can't even see the end iof it. Armok have mercy on his soul, he'll not see the end of tyhis mining.
Where did all this mining even com from. What madman would designate all this rok cfor mining, it's nmot alike we hace 40 rock units ready for carafting,.
400 runits,.
Blast, a thief. He didn't get any chilcrend, but he did get away.
Found an opld dig, someone tried to dig stiars but hit the river? The stairs descend into darkeness, their secret never to be revlead.
Military totally handling all these crundles thast appeared out of nowhere. Crunekles now more..
I have no uidea why therre are two forst. It's lie they tried to make to seperate fort,s and then the onwe of them just got dumoped.
South dfort 4lyfe.
Nop åayusing now. Letting this run untill tw'ere done or the dwarfs are happy. Soem of the complain of ther decay of loved ones. Someone take care of grave, cathey can't seem tho get their heads around it for now.
Oh noyu, fell mood I thin,.
Wiothdrawal fropm society, a ranger. Eh.-
craftsorfswosrkshop. We'll ee what he makes.
He made some crundle bone statue, but thwe or9ginal poster owuldn't let m,e see what it is of-
Smoeone tell me what it is, I'mcruios,.
Ah, mdnit-
We'øre gona wrapy this up tio GRainte soon so we'll be done. I have no idea what's going on, but we're took care of most of the bforgotten gbeasts.
Thees's lotso f drink bnut people die of t jirs.
It's the original guu spekaing,
People are dying of thuirs, Too bad, reallty. There's aæsop a couple og guys ryuiing a tantro.
Dwaf carfvan arricmng,
made a bigger rfuse pile.
A cpuålæe pf guys died, because there's some goblins around.
The livestock is ortty reduxced, shut uo, the livestock doesj't really wirj abtmire,
Anymiore, I mean.
Oh god, this is really non-sensical.
26 dwarveds left. It's nmpt spt gppd-
The expedition leadter is tjrwopdm a tantru,. Tjos os mpts tp good. Not sood good, Imean.
RAW ADAMANTIUM ORAUSE THE MINES!
THE MINES ARE GRETY!
I really an
t do anythijg to the adamantuym,
The pum operator has gone srakd raving madf!
I'm pretty sure we diob't ghave no pums-æ Well. This is prettyu obvious.
At kleast the merhcaints have arrived.æ We can trade tje, aææ tje ,-
We can trade them all. Well we don't really haver anthing to trade. God, I', raæææy druoml-
WWATY THE FUCK IS ALMADNINE
The merchaints have left again, dipishits. Fuck them, I don't want no merchnats in my fortress! EVERUPME OS FHTRONG A TRANTROND!§
Urdim has been fpund dead, this is bad.
Ojkay, we ahve found a foouts of dead warfed.s The Jervills has calemed down. God, I have no idea what
s goind on.
Thjere's 23 dwarved left. kububsks has become a cat. Dwarfm wagtever.
23 is more thna then startm, right? IO donwidr. I consider this a succces!
fuck anoher forgotyten beast. It's ØV BØRGE! OR HRRAH JØRGENM!
Goddamnit, the milirtary is practically every single dwarf in the blood y fortress!
It might not be a big problem. It's ,ade pfwa.- Ot's m,ade of water. Amd sjot-
Shit.
Okay, nothings really happ+ening. Damint, someones been found dead.
Og god.
At lot of people are goijg insane, and nones really doing anything,.
22 dwarved left. Someone reallty have really have to fix this. Everyone is really go9ng ainsande. And shit. And so on.
19 dwarvd peft. No idea whaere tje wemt-
Thois is reaæy a tyanmyrums spiral gone wrong Everupme os alternmately throwing a tantroum, being found dead, and caling down.
18 left. Fuck. I'm reaææy bd at this.
Well at last, our stockpi9les are okay. Everypnes dyuing anyeay, buy hey§
16 lefty. Wtf.
I'm sorry about this, but I think ur miners have been diugging down somehwere, where the die. or something,.
Well, apparanylu,. there's nothing to catch in the central swamps. This is really bad, oh hod!
15 left. Everryone is dying, and I have bno idea why. Tjeres ,iasme all ovr te place. We're truomg tp get some emngravings-
Welææ, finaæly someone got th cpffons I ordered done.
Another pimp operater died from thirsw.t Fuck the ouims.
Seriusly, there are too many pimp operators in this foress.
12v left.Sgutl
Shit, I mean.
Some drinks wer're forbidden. Goddamnit.
Allso, a couple of people have ied of thirs.
GODDAMINT!§ THE BIZZARDAS JAVE CP;E NACL!
THE HUICCADRS! THE BUZZARDS HAFE COME BACK!"
Reallyh, the racist amounts of accents in this is growing unfooy.
11 dwarfves æeft-
Okay, 10 dwarved left. Something hafe to be less drunk, and get this fortress on iots knees.
These a marksdawrf vomiting all over th damn place. Aæpse. - Also, lots pf tjogts- Aæsp- Aæs- Also lots of ghots all voer the place.
Ghiots, serilsyious,
8 dwarves left. Oh god. We've reached a point were everuone is in the miltariy, and stark raving mad. GFoddamnit. If someone disreagerds this, its okay, seripusly.
WE'VE DONE IT§ 8 DWARVED LEFT! AND WE SUIRIOVERD!
Will be posting some picurs tp,prr.
Wiææ ne åp-
Will be posting some picties tomorrm.
Sorry, yhis is reaææt wasted- Gpdda,omt.
¨
Here's the save:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7124
Post by: misko27 on November 12, 2012, 07:16:00 pm
Post by: Brewster on November 12, 2012, 07:22:05 pm
Post by: Scruffy on November 12, 2012, 07:29:07 pm
made a bigger rfuse pile.The answer to every problem a fort can have. How dwarfy. :o
Edit: Just realized that this is our longest living fort thus far.
And what is it with this fort and buzzards? Every darn turn we complain of buzzards circling the fort or ravens and giant birds annoying the dorfs.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Woah, the old fort is total ruin. By the way, you pulled that lever in the dining room, didn't you?
Oh, and did a single cave crawler kill nearly a dozen dwarves? Epic
Also, so many dead FBs and crundles. We should rename this into !!crundle fortress!!
Truly a great turn. :D
Post by: Aklyon on November 12, 2012, 08:09:24 pm
Seriusly, there are too many pimp operators in this foress.Our fortress is cool, yo. Or something like that.
Whose still alive to see the addy?
Post by: Bobnova on November 12, 2012, 08:16:33 pm
Well played.
Also, congratulations on getting us further than we've ever been before!
And on surviving a year of DF that took >9 hours.
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 13, 2012, 04:34:59 am
Alright, I feel a bit of clarification might be a good idea, following this mad raving I gave you yesterday. (My god am I hungover).
I started drinking, was completely confused by the fortress, and drank some more. At this point, I wasn't really that drunk, but then a friend of mine (Trifle, you might know him) decided to come by, bringing another bottle of vodka. By then, my playing style detoriated completely, and I was drunk out of my mind.
Trifle, who had also been drinking but did not possess a drunkenness to match mine (after all, I had been drinking for three or four hours, while he had just begun), took over the journal writing. Hence the passage about the "new guy guy". Goddamnit, that journal is a mess. We had two giant migrant waves - this is the ONLY REASON we survived, because I sure as hell was not helping in any way. Also, three forgotten beasts or somesuch invaded, along with a troll, a sea of crundles, and kobolds and goblins in rapid succesion.
The only thing I could manage at this point, was to recruit every last dwarf into the military, and have them beat up the invaders with their bare fists. I think this accounts for a lot of the very unfortunate deaths. I think there is a tantrum spiral going, too. No one is very happy, that's for sure.
The other half of the dead dwarves was because of thirst. We have a lot of booze (which is appropriate, I guess), so I think they died because no one could take are of them, what with all the forgotten beasts eating everyone.
Again, I really want to apologise for the complete and utter chaos, I managed to produce. Sorry about the incomprehensible journals. So sorry.
Post by: Kamin on November 13, 2012, 07:21:22 am
Oh my god. I am completely incomprehensible. I want to profoundly apologise for this mess - just considering the enormous amounts of Danish letters in that mess makes me embarassed.
-snip-
Again, I really want to apologise for the complete and utter chaos, I managed to produce. Sorry about incomprehensible journals. So sorry.
Are you crazy?! What in the world are you apologizing for?! This... is... !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!
But seriously, this is what we aim for. Stop being sorry and prepare your alcohol stocks for the next round--that was brilliant.
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 13, 2012, 07:45:10 am
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14:29 - poured my first beer, downloaded the save. Will be drinking a couple of beers, before I start the game.
I have 18 cans of really bad beer, a flask of horrible applejack, which I will mix with some kind of soft drink. I also have some vodka, which I might shoot, at some point, to celebrate great things that happens to our fortress.
14:35 - These beers are seriously bad. Still drinking them. I should have bought something better.
15:17 - Two beers down. Taking a shot to speed things along.
15:52 - Two and a half beers, three shots. I can feel the alcohol by now. The beers are beginning to taste better too.
15:55 - tripped over a shot-glass. Yeah, I'm dfinitely not sober anymore, despite my spelling being allright, I guess.
16:00 - Finished beer. Iopening another. Have no idea if everyonebdy is dwarfed. Taste in music getting shitteir byu the minute. Woææ beign DF after this eer.
16:"8 - opening another beer - not i'm going in.
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1st of Granite
Okay, only Sparkl Horses and Chinglish are dwarfed. I'm going to have a sip of beer, and theyn I'll dwarf everyone.
My beer hates me, seriously.
Have no idea about genders at all. really. Dwarf therapist does not agree with df itself. wtf.
What the hell
We have a lot of rams not being farmed for anything. Or sometghing, I have no idea. I need alcholoh.
The place is overflowing with ghosts. Wtf.
Will attempt to post som escreenshots in my nect yudoptae
Looking at the hall. Damn, what the hell. Theres sotne all onver the place, nod idea what haås up with that.
Drank another beer,
Okay, I see a lot of halls. No dwarfed that sthat. No dwarfes whatsovefrr. I sup. ATAGÆGAH
Tjos fprtress ois omsameæy desogmed-
IO'll try that again, this ortress is really badly designed. I can fiond absolutely nothing.
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Another beer.
By noiw, I'm justing listing the glass of beer I drink, canøt keep track of the actual abherrs. Beers.
Okay, I'm getting completely spammed byu ydpated sfr4om the dwarfecs about them being interyupted or whatever, because thedy tdonty have the seeds the needs. It's impsoiiblet to find out what I should o the the fortress.
Another glass.
Fpund a lot of stuff down in the fortress somwwhere that wasf forbidden. I unforbid it, so that we could use it. I sure hope no onew awas usiong ait.
Made atstuade garden wit h the nice wstaute. Statue. The artifact one. Someone made.
N one is tending to the rafms. Farms. Clover magic is the new expedition leader, apprantly. I am completely absolutelkyu asgflæ lost . really.
Made the military rtrans a little.
Why is there a table and a chair one uses down in the bowels of the fortress?
This is more a case of me b eing drunk and looking at ha the fortress,a and not so much plaing the game.
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Another beer.
Uh.
I',. I have apparantly dwarfed myself as a liason wbich is frinedly. That's better than hostile I guess. Woa.
Dwarf therapist is really fcking the is up.
There's a forgotten beast somewhere called C'thutha. I think this i funny.
I just poured anpothjer beer.
Why is the fishery forbidden?
I can't write tdated thsi is hard enough. XD
WHAT VARCERNS I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE CARVERNS
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Okay hte milratry tgas ui, bitgbi, biwg´m ´,. bowhere to train,. god, nowhere is really hard to spell on a dansi haæt keyboard.
I'm getting more incomprehensible bt the sexcond. I'm pretty impressed i managed to write that!
Woat.
I just tried to start paint with sopacevar, Serioyskly.
Agaibn.
This hads to stop.
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I can't fiogure out to make things not unforbidden, anymore.
I made everytone brew, so that we don't run out of booze. That would be trirrbel.e Terrible. Am truomg tp æpcate tje cjgpts-
Goddamnit, stupid danish keuboard, making everything cmpletely odd for everyone.
Amn trying to locate the gohsts,. Theyuø're hiding, the bastards.
Another beer. Have stoppedf hteagladf. Wait, It's pretty hard to write this. Ah, I have forgotten a cpupkle of beers to write down,. Or somethignasdfø. Pause while I drink,.
Creating worhsnops so that we can get something done. Have makred someoalce to be dug out. Diong't we have nay picks?
Everytone is aparant ly attending a paryu. Not working really.
Irish folk myusic is really nice for this. Whiskey youøre the devioæl!
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Huzzah! Drinks are getting brwered! This is the most succes i have had at all!
Fnished beer. opening atnohter.
Smoking a ciggarette. Serioustyly. Tobacco is a reall hoo aidea.
30 migrants. Th9s 9s j9ce!
This is nice!
Everyo0ne is fishing, thous. This is pretty nice.
Work might be done at htios rate.
Just thought something was brweing fish. O wpuld be rweong fish.
Goddamint, I stopped ,alomg seemse-
Merchants!
have given up on the fucking mercahtns, or whatever.
There's a troll on the strais running up and down, and there's a bridgte i cab'nt undetrstand, and the military refvuse to kill the blooe yt troolk.- The troll. Or wgatever.
Have absolutely no idea.
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Okay, read this inm a french accent. It makes more sense. I thimlk.
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The doors might be locked. I have no kidea.
tHERE S A BPAR WHICH AHVE BECOPME A LARGER BOARD
oR SMOETHIG.
i NEED TO GTH E A SNDMPKR.-
Therese anitger o9arty giinhg ion,¨
Therm rehcanitns from athsalætj are rålæeaved.-
Keavubg, Keavun g,¨
Leaving. Goddamn this journal is reallt jfaslæfjk.
'
YThe potash makers are hyaving children,. What,
I'd hope the fucking otrash makers owyuld have no xchildre.
Made a hole down to the people not doing anything. OPr somethimg. OPG HADHGAD
The mined has given hbirth TIO ANTRICHRIST
A FORGOTTEN BEAST HAD SCOME
ASAELÆASJE!
OMEESGATHOELIG HAS COME OG HDOG!
It's cardinal hair is long and shaggy OH GOD! WHAT ATHE FUCKT!§
It's moth atnd shell is wounded! HUZZAH!
fell mood.
GHoddamn.
SHUI! THERES TWO FORGOTTEN BEASTS!§ OG HOPD§
DWARVED ARE DYING LEFT AND RIGHT!
GOD! ALL THE DWARVED ARE DYING!
AAAAAAH!
THERE'S TWO FORGOTTEN BEASTSA IN THE TUNNELLS!
Okay the forgpttem neasts is getting killed! Necause it fell asleep. There's miasma all over the place. Omgh.
There's also been crafted a dwarf bone hepmd. I consider this a viccotrued for the fortersss!
MIGRANTS! YES!" THIS IS GREAT!
THWE FORTRESS MIGHT SURVIVE!
THE FORGOTTEN BEASTSA RE DEFEAFTED! YEAS! THIS IS A GRE#AT VIVXTOREUD!
Huh.
I can follow that, really. God, I
', druomg. Drunk.
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Jervill is the new commander, mananger and whatevwer noble i need.¨
We have this big room. IO have no idea what its for. Its kist a æpt pf åoææards- Its just a pillar
in the meanwhiel Iv'e been trinking four or five shots of vodka.
New guy guy here with the othe guy, we've been drinking pertty heavily and it's time to salvea<ge thuis fortress.This might be zbigger concern than fault.
Set the mangage to not hual, he's too busy with other styuff.Some kid bled to death. Too badf.
I guess.-
Every f7cking dawrf is misralbve. Thantrum spiral right ahead. Tho9se not miseralbe are pretty down too.
Everyone is droppiogn the clothing all over, thought it is still starting too look up. This fort will be saved yet.
Stair way is complete ly full of misama. Someone is boudn to chioke on this stuff.
Tanturums, here we go.
Livestock: puyppy, kitten, calf, rabbit, chick, gholsing, and some alpaca. They must be scarred by niow..
The miner arrives at his post. There's so much theat nheds to be mined. I can't even see the end iof it. Armok have mercy on his soul, he'll not see the end of tyhis mining.
Where did all this mining even com from. What madman would designate all this rok cfor mining, it's nmot alike we hace 40 rock units ready for carafting,.
400 runits,.
Blast, a thief. He didn't get any chilcrend, but he did get away.
Found an opld dig, someone tried to dig stiars but hit the river? The stairs descend into darkeness, their secret never to be revlead.
Military totally handling all these crundles thast appeared out of nowhere. Crunekles now more..
I have no uidea why therre are two forst. It's lie they tried to make to seperate fort,s and then the onwe of them just got dumoped.
South dfort 4lyfe.
Nop åayusing now. Letting this run untill tw'ere done or the dwarfs are happy. Soem of the complain of ther decay of loved ones. Someone take care of grave, cathey can't seem tho get their heads around it for now.
Oh noyu, fell mood I thin,.
Wiothdrawal fropm society, a ranger. Eh.-
craftsorfswosrkshop. We'll ee what he makes.
He made some crundle bone statue, but thwe or9ginal poster owuldn't let m,e see what it is of-
Smoeone tell me what it is, I'mcruios,.
Ah, mdnit-
We'øre gona wrapy this up tio GRainte soon so we'll be done. I have no idea what's going on, but we're took care of most of the bforgotten gbeasts.
Thees's lotso f drink bnut people die of t jirs.
It's the original guu spekaing,
People are dying of thuirs, Too bad, reallty. There's aæsop a couple og guys ryuiing a tantro.
Dwaf carfvan arricmng,
made a bigger rfuse pile.
A cpuålæe pf guys died, because there's some goblins around.
The livestock is ortty reduxced, shut uo, the livestock doesj't really wirj abtmire,
Anymiore, I mean.
Oh god, this is really non-sensical.
26 dwarveds left. It's nmpt spt gppd-
The expedition leadter is tjrwopdm a tantru,. Tjos os mpts tp good. Not sood good, Imean.
RAW ADAMANTIUM ORAUSE THE MINES!
THE MINES ARE GRETY!
I really an
t do anythijg to the adamantuym,
The pum operator has gone srakd raving madf!
I'm pretty sure we diob't ghave no pums-æ Well. This is prettyu obvious.
At kleast the merhcaints have arrived.æ We can trade tje, aææ tje ,-
We can trade them all. Well we don't really haver anthing to trade. God, I', raæææy druoml-
WWATY THE FUCK IS ALMADNINE
The merchaints have left again, dipishits. Fuck them, I don't want no merchnats in my fortress! EVERUPME OS FHTRONG A TRANTROND!§
Urdim has been fpund dead, this is bad.
Ojkay, we ahve found a foouts of dead warfed.s The Jervills has calemed down. God, I have no idea what
s goind on.
Thjere's 23 dwarved left. kububsks has become a cat. Dwarfm wagtever.
23 is more thna then startm, right? IO donwidr. I consider this a succces!
fuck anoher forgotyten beast. It's ØV BØRGE! OR HRRAH JØRGENM!
Goddamnit, the milirtary is practically every single dwarf in the blood y fortress!
It might not be a big problem. It's ,ade pfwa.- Ot's m,ade of water. Amd sjot-
Shit.
Okay, nothings really happ+ening. Damint, someones been found dead.
Og god.
At lot of people are goijg insane, and nones really doing anything,.
22 dwarved left. Someone reallty have really have to fix this. Everyone is really go9ng ainsande. And shit. And so on.
19 dwarvd peft. No idea whaere tje wemt-
Thois is reaæy a tyanmyrums spiral gone wrong Everupme os alternmately throwing a tantroum, being found dead, and caling down.
18 left. Fuck. I'm reaææy bd at this.
Well at last, our stockpi9les are okay. Everypnes dyuing anyeay, buy hey§
16 lefty. Wtf.
I'm sorry about this, but I think ur miners have been diugging down somehwere, where the die. or something,.
Well, apparanylu,. there's nothing to catch in the central swamps. This is really bad, oh hod!
15 left. Everryone is dying, and I have bno idea why. Tjeres ,iasme all ovr te place. We're truomg tp get some emngravings-
Welææ, finaæly someone got th cpffons I ordered done.
Another pimp operater died from thirsw.t Fuck the ouims.
Seriusly, there are too many pimp operators in this foress.
12v left.Sgutl
Shit, I mean.
Some drinks wer're forbidden. Goddamnit.
Allso, a couple of people have ied of thirs.
GODDAMINT!§ THE BIZZARDAS JAVE CP;E NACL!
THE HUICCADRS! THE BUZZARDS HAFE COME BACK!"
Reallyh, the racist amounts of accents in this is growing unfooy.
11 dwarfves æeft-
Okay, 10 dwarved left. Something hafe to be less drunk, and get this fortress on iots knees.
These a marksdawrf vomiting all over th damn place. Aæpse. - Also, lots pf tjogts- Aæsp- Aæs- Also lots of ghots all voer the place.
Ghiots, serilsyious,
8 dwarves left. Oh god. We've reached a point were everuone is in the miltariy, and stark raving mad. GFoddamnit. If someone disreagerds this, its okay, seripusly.
WE'VE DONE IT§ 8 DWARVED LEFT! AND WE SUIRIOVERD!
Will be posting some picurs tp,prr.
Wiææ ne åp-
Will be posting some picties tomorrm.
Sorry, yhis is reaææt wasted- Gpdda,omt.
Here's the save:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7124
Okay, here's a bunch of pictures. I gave them names, and they are about as poorly spelled as you'd think. And filled with swearwords:
Hall being fucked:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img402/3484/hallbeingfucked.png)
Som,e mind of livign palce:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img833/6946/somemindoflivignpalce.png)
Whatpeopere are dong:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img839/2685/whatpeoperearedong.png)
Paryyu:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img853/7492/paryyu.png)
Fisher dwarf fucimgn up forgotten beasts!:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img708/8348/fisherdwarffucimgnupfor.png)
(Closely followed by this amazing work) Fisherdwarfdrying:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img824/5420/fisherdwarfdying.png[/IMGMiastmesa: [IMG]http://imageshack.us/a/img197/816/miastmesa.png)
Tantrumeds:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img442/5602/tantrumeds.png)
PRAITE SEHTE MINERS:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img217/7509/praitesehteminers.png)
(Here's a piece, surprisingly spelled correctly. Perhaps the horror of the situation came through to me) Another forgotten beast:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img840/8930/anotherforgottenbeast.png)
(This a modern work of art. All artmanship is of the highest quality.) The Controversial Work: "Vomity".
(http://imageshack.us/a/img689/592/vomity.png)
Post by: Ruhn on November 13, 2012, 11:10:40 am
8 Dwarfs, that's better than if we were doing a reclaim!
It will be a good start for the next leader-drunk.
If we still have control of the south fort, I strongly suggest lots of hatch covers so we can lock off caverns for a while.
Post by: AutomataKittay on November 13, 2012, 11:17:40 am
May all of y'all's liver stay stiff and proud!
Post by: Korbac on November 13, 2012, 09:41:48 pm
Post by: Bobnova on November 13, 2012, 11:16:20 pm
I'm penciling in a session for myself on Wednesday next week, we'll see how that plan goes though.
Post by: Trifle on November 14, 2012, 03:33:41 am
Also, pimp operators are most likely my favorite kind of operator.
Post by: Scruffy on November 14, 2012, 03:45:26 am
There should still be some farms and plants in the underground bunker. (can't be seen atm. behind the 2 closed gates between the caverns) Also, none of the surviving dwarves have mining/farming/brewing/cooking/masonry/what ever assigned.
We lost our dining hall (but gained a nice little hole) and some rather nasty stuff will soon crawl our of the deeper caverns. (I got a bunch of blind cave trolls)
Also, even after killing 4 FBs there seem to be 2 remaining (one can't be seen at the moment).
Lastly, perhaps someone should seal or secure the new stairway that bypasses all the old bridges. Currently anything can just walk in.
Well, it will be more intesting if the next players ignore this :P
Post by: Kamin on November 14, 2012, 08:55:21 am
Post by: Ruhn on November 14, 2012, 10:07:13 am
"New guy guy" here. Taking part in a Drunk Fortress on a monday was probably the best worst idea I've had in a while.I know the feeling! ;D
Also, pimp operators are most likely my favorite kind of operator.+1 !
If the next drunk is brave, perhaps there is a way to survive in the main south fort.
If the next drunk is ambitious, resume work on the sky city.
If the next drunk is cautious, flee to the north fort's safety.
If the next drunk is adventerous, find the bomb shelter Clover built.
Kamin, I think you are overdue for a turn??? DRINK
Post by: Kamin on November 14, 2012, 12:02:05 pm
Kamin, I think you are overdue for a turn??? DRINKTo be honest, I really wish I could! I've run into a funding problem, however, so most of my current drunkenness involves free drinks at parties... ::)
Post by: Bobnova on November 14, 2012, 12:42:24 pm
Or find a party within walking distance of a DF enabled computer.
Post by: AutomataKittay on November 14, 2012, 12:49:26 pm
Go Clover style and pick up something cheap and horrid :D
Or find a party within walking distance of a DF enabled computer.
I don't think there're enough nabbable booze to run between party and DF without running into something else :D
Post by: Jervill on November 14, 2012, 12:57:03 pm
Go Clover style and pick up something cheap and horrid :D
Or find a party within walking distance of a DF enabled computer.
Such as a 24-pack of Keystone Light?
Post by: Bobnova on November 14, 2012, 01:19:55 pm
Keystone light, bottom shelf $9/half gallon vodka, something.
Post by: Scruffy on November 14, 2012, 01:24:27 pm
Post by: Kamin on November 14, 2012, 02:08:22 pm
Post by: rcmgames on November 14, 2012, 02:32:01 pm
...and 40s of Steel Reserve...
Now THERE'S a drink...
Post by: Scruffy on November 14, 2012, 02:59:14 pm
Bah, lager. If you can see through the glass, the beer is not dark enough....and 40s of Steel Reserve...
Now THERE'S a drink...
Real dorfs drink dark ale, porter or stout.
Edit: And ofcourse Dark lagers.
Post by: Bobnova on November 14, 2012, 03:38:41 pm
Post by: Kamin on November 14, 2012, 04:45:40 pm
Natty Ice + blue food coloring = Dwarven Dark Beer.+1
Also, here is the Sewer Brew I made. Yes, it is a real thing.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
An excerpt from my Drunken Logs...
So I concocted what I have since dubbed "Sewer Brew," in honor of the delicious Dwarf Fortress beverage by the same name. It is both simple and effective, made from equal parts Steel Reserve, Colt .45, Olde English, and Magnum premium malt beverages. On a related side note... I don't think I have much Dwarf blood in me, because I was in excruciating pain the morning after.
I think I'm gonna make more of this the next time I play.
(Note the empty jug of wine in the sink... Telltale Kamin sign.)
Post by: Bobnova on November 14, 2012, 05:24:22 pm
So what you're saying is, there simply isn't any cheaper booze than what you already drink? :D
Post by: Kamin on November 14, 2012, 05:36:24 pm
lolNOW you're gettin' it! :P
So what you're saying is, there simply isn't any cheaper booze than what you already drink? :D
Post by: Eric Blank on November 14, 2012, 06:34:47 pm
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 14, 2012, 06:56:59 pm
This is pretty godsdamn entertaining. Just read AustralianWinters' turn. Could feel the spiteful glares of everyone else in the room as they had to listen to me giggling.
I'm surprised (but happy) that you managed to understand a word of it. XD It detoriates so quickly.
Anyway, this is my favourite drink:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Sambuca-001.jpg/275px-Sambuca-001.jpg)
Tastes like liqourice, which I hear is mostly a Finnish/Danish thing. It's awesome, you should try it out sometime, that harsh, strong and salty taste just burns with the alcohol, it's quite the experience.
Post by: Bobnova on November 14, 2012, 06:59:53 pm
Post by: arclance on November 14, 2012, 07:26:45 pm
Tastes like liqourice, which I hear is mostly a Finnish/Danish thing. It's awesome, you should try it out sometime, that harsh, strong and salty taste just burns with the alcohol, it's quite the experience.I have had a liquorice alcohol before, I don't remember the name but it was yellow and came in a tall clear square bottle.
I don't like liquorice so I did not like it at all but my grandfather drank shots of it every once in a while.
Post by: Clover Magic on November 14, 2012, 08:10:20 pm
Vodka is obviously my poison of choice, even really shitty vodka. (I also like that apparently I have a "style".) By the way, since I refuse to touch it unless I need to get hammered for Drunk Fortress, that Aristocrat is still sitting on my desk, half-full. However, I only opened for Drunk Fortress, so that says a lot about how much I drank of it, heh, considering I have two other bottles that I supplement with as well. XD Due to a bad beginning experience with beer, I can't handle it though. The yeasty flavor makes me nauseous in some sort of psychomatic response. ): So I enjoy vodka because it's relatively tasteless. Unless it's shit. Like my vodka.
Also it's been a while - LotRO ate me for a bit. Still eating me, actually, but I think I shall have a go sometime soon. So hey guys! Brilliant turns. XD
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 14, 2012, 08:14:28 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on November 14, 2012, 08:16:30 pm
I'm surprised (but happy) that you managed to understand a word of it. XD It detoriates so quickly.
My brother is somewhat dyslexic, so I have some practice, but no, I could only understand a sentence/collection of sentences as a whole. I got most of it, I think. :P
Post by: Ruhn on November 14, 2012, 08:18:06 pm
We eat (and drink) liqourice religiously up here. It's odd no one else does.I see the picture, but can't etel what kind of drink it is? beer/malt/loiqur ?
Might try a turn, even though it has been soon since my last one.
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 14, 2012, 08:19:05 pm
Post by: Ruhn on November 14, 2012, 11:18:14 pm
Sambuca. 40 %.Liquor is difficult for me these days, but I will keep an eye out.
Note for the younger crowd: It's called ROT GUT for a reason. 1 or 2 years of drinking that $8 fifth stuff every night will give you problems!
Post by: Siquo on November 15, 2012, 03:42:28 am
We eat (and drink) liqourice religiously up here. It's odd no one else does.The Dutch do that, too.
Post by: Yoink on November 15, 2012, 06:58:24 am
I also voted for whiskey in the poll. I think I might have to set up my new room with a more... sturdy seat and desk to better withstand my drunken stumbling whenever I do have a turn.
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 16, 2012, 09:42:42 am
Post by: Clover Magic on November 16, 2012, 11:18:44 am
Post by: Siquo on November 16, 2012, 11:40:26 am
Post by: Kamin on November 16, 2012, 11:52:51 am
Post by: Bobnova on November 16, 2012, 11:59:58 am
Two beers down, wife and kid are gone for the weekend, and contemplating doing a turn tonight...
Do it to it, Lars.
Post by: rcmgames on November 16, 2012, 12:11:26 pm
Two beers down, wife and kid are gone for the weekend, and contemplating doing a turn tonight...
Do it to it, Lars.
I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA
Post by: Siquo on November 16, 2012, 07:10:24 pm
amd:
4 grolsch lentebojk (springbeer in fall = 2 euros for a 6tpack)editL must be mnore than that, we killed 3 6pack with the 2 of us... my CEO is awesome
2 10% malheur at Gollem
2 heineken at the Cave
I think am ready
EditL P: I AM READY and fgoing tto do this. Hell yeah. On the music of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaEY7Z3QsOA I' will bring htsi to suzcces!
Post by: Siquo on November 16, 2012, 08:32:03 pm
also weird fort
dont dknow where stuff is.
firtst fixing holes in walls. thern elll seel.
we'llsee.
thats what i meant tot type.
I have no idea what im oding but it all seems a-okay.
we're good.
trying to uplaod pic
k (http://i.imgur.com/JiXBN.png)
cut me free bleed with me
one by one we will fall down down
Minkot has a gfey mood. WE;ll see.
Post by: Siquo on November 16, 2012, 08:36:25 pm
isiit
it
okay (http://m.vcst.net/wines/licor-oro-gold-strike-445668.jpg) it is.
OHCHRIST ITBURZXNJESUSS
Post by: Siquo on November 16, 2012, 09:31:48 pm
I am wesome and can type corretly without basckspacing. Because that is how I eroll.
(http://i.imgur.com/auYnM.jpg)
the goldstrike burnsssss fuck
but the for thrives
okeay that sentence did not make sense I just made a row of coffins guess we need em w=one byone we will fall donw down this aint my life
A blinfd cave ogre invadend!
(http://imgur.com/auYnM)
qe we got thart
buthern a squad of hammergoblins invades! welre fucking doomesd because we haver no smilitaruy at all
wt f tjhrersd not even afort no bridge they just walk imn and slaughter us
on a psitive not aI just receive d three kicva repaymetns. kiva is a micro-lening-lending- brokr site. maker s you feel you're actually y contributing to positive stuff ecxcept just ttpyping runkern dstuff.
that were the commercialts.
I walled off the souther n part bu maybe we need it after all
iorr.. nothing. quieti nothing happening mid summer... missing peaseant s but we new that.
Goldstrike is sticky stuff,... A BUSSARD HAS STILEN A YAK CHEESE choke inon it jyou bastard
more migrasnts arrived despite the danger. we WILL PERSEVERE
oh its only 5
that doesnt do much
when facing hordes. Now playing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=0O8e2hMAL6c)
oh hi there
(http://i.imgur.com/hcHy0.png)
as we werent being slowly slaugh4tere d by golbkens ailreadyt.
\
wer e all dead all d3ad
time to die now
oh go
d
I'm so sorry I failed you all....
Post by: Siquo on November 16, 2012, 09:36:14 pm
instead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bk0PlEIpa8&feature=related
upload is so aloqw. but will be done
upload in prgres. so slow I get raegface:
(http://i.imgur.com/p8uuL.jpg)
ohwow il iilld
i look fat in that.
hmm trying siffferent camera angles bbut sitill looking like an idiot
WHy is the uoload so slow isnt not worling!
Post by: Bobnova on November 16, 2012, 09:43:09 pm
New record though! What is that, six years?
Post by: Siquo on November 16, 2012, 09:50:33 pm
no idea
actually
maybe too drunke?A
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7137
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 16, 2012, 10:51:51 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 16, 2012, 10:53:44 pm
That said, could I be dwarfed?
If so, Xantalos, Confused Abomination.
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 16, 2012, 10:55:15 pm
Post by: Bobnova on November 16, 2012, 11:32:47 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on November 16, 2012, 11:35:29 pm
and my favorite alcoholic bredvrage isss..... fermented soda.
Post by: Wrex on November 17, 2012, 12:04:25 am
Post by: Brewster on November 17, 2012, 12:12:27 am
Post by: Bobnova on November 17, 2012, 01:07:24 am
But when I do, it's usually vodka.
Post by: Clover Magic on November 17, 2012, 01:35:45 am
Now, if you really want a booze that makes you make bad decisions, go for tequila. But yes, vodka all the way for me.
Post by: Xantalos on November 17, 2012, 02:28:47 am
Post by: Siquo on November 17, 2012, 04:34:54 am
what the hell is w/ Vodka, who votes for Vodka? we have a ton of international ppl! but shit... beer come on ppl, BEER!!! Vodka is a dirty litte mistress she's sneaky and you don't see her coming. The kettle one commercials are soooo cool.Ketel een? Jesus, they make a good vodka but 300 years of experience? Yeah, making jenever, not vodka.
Man my head hurts. I'm glad I did not finish that goldstrike.
Post by: AutomataKittay on November 17, 2012, 04:37:15 am
what the hell is w/ Vodka, who votes for Vodka? we have a ton of international ppl! but shit... beer come on ppl, BEER!!! Vodka is a dirty litte mistress she's sneaky and you don't see her coming. The kettle one commercials are soooo cool. but you are not cool after a bottle of it. and by not cool i mean... the cops will inform you of how 'not cool' you are
I like my vodka, it makes for good mixer and seems to be cheap everywhere I've been. Helps I can leave it sitting around and it won't go bad if I forget the bottle :D
That and I've never seen any beers that's not piss in stores.
Post by: Siquo on November 17, 2012, 04:40:15 am
Vodka still better.
No idea what I did last night.
Post by: Scruffy on November 17, 2012, 06:53:22 am
Edit: Ok, seems like it's still summer and there is only one dorf remaining (who is being chased by goblins and a few ghosts)
Seems like it will be another reclaim.
I have some time tomorrow so I'm tempted on attempting a reclaim but it has only been 3 turns since my last one.
Post by: Bobnova on November 17, 2012, 11:29:31 am
A lot happens in three turns!
Post by: Clover Magic on November 17, 2012, 08:11:08 pm
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 17, 2012, 08:45:18 pm
Well, I've got to get rid of this vodka somehow and I'm free tonight, but I don't want to do a reclaim because of the FPS issues. (And I hate reclaiming something awful). So I'm up for a turn now if no one minds a new fort.
I support a new ford. The old one is goddamn-awful, and invaded by fifty shades of forgotten beasts.
Post by: Clover Magic on November 17, 2012, 09:23:50 pm
All right, I've finished designating a 50 zlevel
I'll try not to embark on an Evil biome this time. :P
ETA: FOrced myself tyo do 4 shots straight and feeling tipsy. ALso discovered I didn't have a vanilla 34.11 folder. Whoopps.
20:30 - Game start! First shot down the hatch.
20:32 - Two shots. Holding my nose makes it better. I need to shoot 5-6 of these straight for any good, bleh.
20:34 - Three shots. Will some roasted garlic triscuits help with my pain?
20:35 - Oh god no no they don't
20:38 - Four shots down.
20:39 - That odd moment when you realize you don't actually have a vanilla DF folder on your comp. Mods, mods everywhere.
20:49 - Chatted a bbit with dad, 5 shots now. Feeling alcohol now, so setting up vanilla DF with Durnk FOrt.
20:54 - Okay nearly threw up on shot 6, no more straigfht. Refusal. INto thge tea it goes. However definitel;y ghetting platsered p[la fuck PLASTERED now, so have loaded savwe. Laufghed at dwarf riunning from triple-namwd gobbo for a few minyes, but it is time for new embark yes.
20:58 - FUck aquifers.
21:02 - Fuck vodka on keyboard. i WILL DRINK THE SEVENTH SHOT.
21:03 - Aristocrat really does taste like shiot. NO OPNE BY IT EVER OG GOD.
21:03 - =Okaaaay looking for emabrk [pint now. Feeling nauseous so I'm doing somehting right bleergjghghgfhgfhfhhhgfhgfhg ffffffffffffff
21:05 - False alarm I'm okay. But am drunk, yes. SO far 7 shots annnnd wehatever the hell amount IK piourwd in tea. Looking for embark atm. Going to amke myself hoty chocolate an dput marshmalklow + chocolate vodka in it.
21:08 - Fuck it unicorns. M<aking hoty chocolaye now.
212:165 - Geez hit me all at once. FODorfing expedition party.
21:189 - Capslock is not tab. Afdded v odka to hgot cho0colatye and tea, soi no wrroiesd, will continues drinkiiiiin Oh God halp.
21:21 - WE NEED CATSS
21:23 - OPuyr group name is Corrido4 of Princesses BWahAHAHHAHA KEEPING THAT
'232:24 -0 Struikw the eaeth ere the cougears get hungry!
(http://i48.tinypic.com/eh17de.png)
21:48 - Dorfs are figging.
21:50 - FUCK AQUIFERSSSSSS
22:03 - Fkujnd a watewrfuall!!
22:04 - Pike fell offf the waterfall anmd died.
(http://i50.tinypic.com/33dzgvl.png)
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2zyevb7.png)
22:11 - OUr fort. Fuck aquidfees.
22:15 - Oh hey there is sstone on side of river. GONNA DIG THERE.
22:16 - Wrexd enedded up skillsles peasant somehopw not sure. Carrpetner/mason now.
22:17 - Feelign really sick. ):
22:22- FOUDN WAY THROUGH AQUIFER!@!!
22:23 - Ootttwes is river.
22L26- Disocvcered a cavern!!
22L31 - nBeeeessssss
22:33 - THisd sis a really fast river. MOre tea +vodka.
22:36 - Lot sof fdead ratss.
22:39 - Jervill has sbecomw a Haerbalist!
22:49 - Hoppes migranst arrive on thsiu side of rivber, not getting across anytime soon
(http://i50.tinypic.com/157ypv5.png)
22:59 - Tree faarm.
23:02 - FIrst giuant sparrows now sparrow people. So many sparrows.
23:05 - it is now summer!
23:8 - Deramp thja sheeet.
23:11 - Making as moat.
23:15 - SOmeone dump thsoe mothjerfucking logs already
23:18 - Migranbtrsss
23:19 - We got amigrnast miner nameds Urist. Hee. But their ne wname is Xantalos.
23:20 - Xantalos brought along dauighter who is still baby despite being 5 years old??? WHaty the fuyck.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/25kh6pi.png)
23:20 - New dorfss.
23:2 - Feeling really sick
Post by: Korbac on November 17, 2012, 10:31:22 pm
Post by: Brewster on November 17, 2012, 11:49:34 pm
fifty shades of forgotten beasts
hahahah
Post by: Bobnova on November 18, 2012, 12:13:53 am
Dorf me please, 7.Bobnova, job involving stone or metal.
Maybe I'll manage to survive a turn for the second time ever!
Post by: Eric Blank on November 18, 2012, 02:16:05 am
Post by: Scruffy on November 18, 2012, 05:20:36 am
Redorf me as Scruffy, the axedwarf.
(I think that I'm going to try reclaiming the old fort just for the heck of it, though you can just ignore it !!Drunk FORTRESS!! wise)
Post by: Clover Magic on November 18, 2012, 08:15:00 am
Uploading save and pictures now, have updated the log to when I stopped. Highlight - a 5-year-old baby migrant came in the summer wave. Heh.
Edit: Here is the save! (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7142)
Post by: Siquo on November 18, 2012, 11:09:29 am
Post by: Scruffy on November 18, 2012, 04:54:09 pm
By the way, I tried reclaiming the old fortress yesterday (consider it an unofficial fortress save that is not part of the real Drunk fortress)
I actually managed to reclaim the whole fort and kill 2 more FBs. (still got two more. I think that they are the tenth and ninth FBs that have invaded that fort)
Also, FB silk socks!
Post by: Ruhn on November 19, 2012, 06:04:29 pm
what the hell is w/ Vodka, who votes for Vodka? we have a ton of international ppl! but shit... beer come on ppl, BEER!!! Vodka is a dirty litte mistress she's sneaky and you don't see her coming. The kettle one commercials are soooo cool. but you are not cool after a bottle of it. and by not cool i mean... the cops will inform you of how 'not cool' you areThis is so true, I don't trust her at all. Jameson has always been honest with me.
From what I can tell
- We are named after princess Corrido the 4th
- Unicorns are around and we evaded them long enough to dig through the aquifer
- Then a miner found the caverns, and promptly divorced his wife
For my next dwarf, plase:
Ruhn - PIMP operator
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 19, 2012, 06:21:25 pm
Post by: Metruption on November 19, 2012, 06:45:48 pm
Post by: IronTomato on November 19, 2012, 07:58:27 pm
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 19, 2012, 08:03:57 pm
Posting to watch. By the way, in all seriousness, is getting drunk just to play Dwarf Fortress safe?
What do you mean?
Post by: IronTomato on November 19, 2012, 08:38:03 pm
Posting to watch. By the way, in all seriousness, is getting drunk just to play Dwarf Fortress safe?
What do you mean?
I you got really, really drunk, would you get brain damage or something?
(I'm too young to legally drink, I'm 13...) Teachers at school say yes, but if I remember correctly they also say that having sex gives you hallucinations.
EDIT: Why was the last part in a quote? Fixed, anyway...
Post by: Korbac on November 19, 2012, 09:02:41 pm
Post by: Trif on November 19, 2012, 09:07:02 pm
I you got really, really drunk, would you get brain damage or something?The brain damage part (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_effects_of_alcohol#Brain) is actually kind of correct. It's a long-term effect, so getting really wasted once won't permanently impair your brain. It's just problematic if you always drink more than you can handle (especially on brains that are still in development). Thus:
(I'm too young to legally drink, I'm 13...) Teachers at school say yes, but if I remember correctly they also say that having sex gives you hallucinations.
*Important Note: This game is NOT meant to encourage substance abuse or underage drinking. Please participate legally and responsibly.
Post by: Bobnova on November 19, 2012, 09:28:43 pm
Posting to watch. By the way, in all seriousness, is getting drunk just to play Dwarf Fortress safe?Safer than being a dwarf in Drunk Fortress, that much I'm sure of.
On a more serious note, while teachers and D.A.R.E. people are prone to wild exaggerations that lower their overall believability, alcohol and brain development do not mix well at all.
The very very rough way of looking at things is, your brain is still designing itself. Much like a DF fort. Do you really want the designer to be doing it while Dorfenly drunk? I don't. Our simulations of developing brains being designed by drunks show that it leads to Forgotten Beasts and Wrexation.
The older you get the less new brain is being laid down and the less it matters. At 13 you're much more resistant to damage than you were at 8 for instance. And at 8 you were better off than at 2, and so on.
It's not like it's exactly good for adults, but we have to do it in an excessive and sustained manor to make a meaningful dent in ourselves. As a teenager it's far easier to trash yourself for life.
Don't do it.
Same answer for most drugs, too. I could do without the permanent effects of my 20s.
That was an awful lot of seriousness for the Drunk Fortress thread!
If I can get away with it, I'm going to take a turn thursday fairly early in the day. The goal is to do that and not get yelled at by my Fiance. We'll see how it goes.
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 20, 2012, 01:11:19 am
Post by: Ruhn on November 20, 2012, 11:39:03 am
If I can get away with it, I'm going to take a turn thursday fairly early in the day. The goal is to do that and not get yelled at by my Fiance. We'll see how it goes.That might be dangerous like opening the third cavern with no military.
I've taken a lot of turns recently, but might join in this weekend if conditions are right. Last time I got distracted while the save was downloading and forgot to play.
Post by: IronTomato on November 20, 2012, 05:24:03 pm
If you're below drinking age, you shouldn't drink. And if you MUST, then certainly not to the extents of this thread. So yes, it is dangerous, and no, you shouldn't play Drunk Fortress.
I should have been more clear. I don't drink and I have no intent to, nor have I ever. I was just asking if what you guys were doing was safe, because it seemed a bit extreme.I you got really, really drunk, would you get brain damage or something?The brain damage part (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_effects_of_alcohol#Brain) is actually kind of correct. It's a long-term effect, so getting really wasted once won't permanently impair your brain. It's just problematic if you always drink more than you can handle (especially on brains that are still in development). Thus:
(I'm too young to legally drink, I'm 13...) Teachers at school say yes, but if I remember correctly they also say that having sex gives you hallucinations.*Important Note: This game is NOT meant to encourage substance abuse or underage drinking. Please participate legally and responsibly.
Post by: Aseaheru on November 20, 2012, 05:28:28 pm
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 20, 2012, 05:53:54 pm
Also, Drunk Fortress is really funny.
Post by: Ruhn on November 21, 2012, 01:34:40 pm
I was just asking if what you guys were doing was safe, because it seemed a bit extreme.Being drunk is not safe, that's why dwarf casualties are so high.
It's the same for the players, we are lucky to survive!
Post by: AutomataKittay on November 21, 2012, 02:55:43 pm
:DI was just asking if what you guys were doing was safe, because it seemed a bit extreme.Being drunk is not safe, that's why dwarf casualties are so high.
It's the same for the players, we are lucky to survive!
Indeed!
If you're below drinking age, you shouldn't drink. And if you MUST, then certainly not to the extents of this thread. So yes, it is dangerous, and no, you shouldn't play Drunk Fortress.I should have been more clear. I don't drink and I have no intent to, nor have I ever. I was just asking if what you guys were doing was safe, because it seemed a bit extreme.I you got really, really drunk, would you get brain damage or something?The brain damage part (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_effects_of_alcohol#Brain) is actually kind of correct. It's a long-term effect, so getting really wasted once won't permanently impair your brain. It's just problematic if you always drink more than you can handle (especially on brains that are still in development). Thus:
(I'm too young to legally drink, I'm 13...) Teachers at school say yes, but if I remember correctly they also say that having sex gives you hallucinations.*Important Note: This game is NOT meant to encourage substance abuse or underage drinking. Please participate legally and responsibly.
Yeah, it's usually pretty safe to have occasional drunk rampages in games. It's the binge drinking ( drinking hugely to point of blackout or total memory loss ) and alcoholics ( more than approximately 6 shots or more of alcohol a day is the standard, IIRC, over long terms of weeks to months or longer ) that you have to watch out for, since former points to some kind of risk mentality and lack of self-protection drive and can be excessively stressful to the body and latter. Well, addiction isn't good and liver can't handle constant high intake either, nor is it good for nutrient intake ( a lot of long-term alcoholics have a lot of issues with nutrition ).
I've not noted either of those in this thread so far, and hope that nobody will try to such excess!
Though that's considering normal person, some people are more sensitive or have medical conditions that complicate things. Those I hope would understand their limit if they attempts this game! Even with all the reputation of alcohol being the zombifier of brain, it's not as bad as most people makes it out to be when reasonably taken, since just living will do it enough :D
As for this game of drunk fortressing, as long as everyone's taking a few days break between the bouts and doesn't ends up passing out on the bottle, I think we're doing okay in term of lifestyle :D
Post by: Scruffy on November 23, 2012, 08:59:44 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ok, I visited our old fortress in adventure more but got slaughtered by a child ghost the very moment I tried entering the gates. Seems like the place is too haunted to visit.
The whole place was full of dead dwarves, dead crundles and abandoned (living) babies (found 4 just sitting on the ground). I tried collecting all the named skeletons and using them as throwing weapons.
Post by: Trifle on November 24, 2012, 03:49:52 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on November 24, 2012, 04:06:53 pm
-snip-wait, what? throwing body's? you nuts?
Fear the kobolds! They are evolving!
-snip-
I tried collecting all the named skeletons and using them as throwing weapons.
Post by: Trifle on November 24, 2012, 04:36:51 pm
wait, what? throwing body's? you nuts?bODIES ARE SOME OF THE BEST THROOWING WEAPONS, SEEING AS IF YOU'RE DOING THings right, they should be in plenty abundance. I once cleared a tower of zombies using only themselves and my fists.
Post by: Scruffy on November 24, 2012, 04:49:22 pm
Well, who wouldn't want to kill goblins with their own dead dwarfs. The whole fort is full of them anyway.-snip-wait, what? throwing body's? you nuts?
Fear the kobolds! They are evolving!
-snip-
I tried collecting all the named skeletons and using them as throwing weapons.
Post by: Basin is BACK on November 24, 2012, 07:09:11 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on November 24, 2012, 07:09:50 pm
Post by: Scruffy on November 25, 2012, 05:02:52 am
This is not the proper !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! save. It is just a reclaim of our previous fort I did while drunk last weekend.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I tried entering the fort in adventure mode and finally got past the violent ghosts. (This was done in this save, not the original abandoned fort, so some dwarves were redorfed and the fort was one year older.)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This pretty much sums up the daily life of a chief medical dwarf in our forts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0yXqU-w9U0
Post by: Archek on November 26, 2012, 12:12:18 pm
How was this not a thing years ago?
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 26, 2012, 12:16:04 pm
Post by: Scruffy on November 26, 2012, 12:20:24 pm
Oh god Scruffy. That's really devastating. Poor fellows.Ofcourse the dwarves were already dead ::) I just collected their unburried remains from the ground and placed them in a coffin I was carrying.
Post by: Basin is BACK on November 26, 2012, 01:42:27 pm
Post by: AustralianWinter on November 26, 2012, 01:44:23 pm
Is this still going? Are there spaces left to sign on? This is brilliant and I want to be part of it.
Get drunk and start playing. There's no turn list.
Post by: Ruhn on November 26, 2012, 01:55:56 pm
Is this still going? Are there spaces left to sign on? This is brilliant and I want to be part of it.
Get drunk and start playing. There's no turn list.
From what I can tell Kamin needs to update first post for
1- Squio's turn, which met with some goblin death.
2- The newest fortress, founded by Clover (The Vodka Aquifer?)
Looks like this is the most recent save, Autumn of that fort's first year:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7142
Cheers'!
Post by: Kamin on November 26, 2012, 06:11:29 pm
Hey all! I just returned from a long trip, and am happy to see how well everything's been going! I'm proud of you, my drunken compatriots. I've updated the main page, and did a lot of formatting--no more eye-raping teal, for one thing! It should look a little better. Thanks for the updates, Ruhn!
From what I can tell Kamin needs to update first post for
1- Squio's turn, which met with some goblin death.
2- The newest fortress, founded by Clover (The Vodka Aquifer?)
Looks like this is the most recent save, Autumn of that fort's first year:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7142
I think I'm also going to start giving names to each embark/reclaim chapter for a little flavor. I will probably change this one at the end of its life, and we can contribute ideas and then vote. "Symphonies of Drunken Destruction" will just serve as a placeholder--when this fort inevitably drowns in the alcoholic tears of its inhabitants, we can look back through the histories and name the chapter after events, overseers, etc.
!!INTERESTING IMPORTANT BIT!!
I'm trying to figure out some interesting ways we can spice up how we take our turns, like in a drinking game format. If anybody has ideas, and the next overseer agrees, they will set the rule. I think it is only right (and cool as hell) that each succeeding Overseer can choose to make one rule for their predecessor, which will be followed throughout the current embark until the fort's destruction. I will call it the "Cumulative Decree Rule" (or CDR for short).
Clover Magic, since you embarked last, if there's a rule you want to instate (e.g., take a drink every time you get a migrant wave; every coffin not made out of green glass costs a drink; etc.), throw it out there and we can have a vote on it in the polls! If there are more Yes votes than No votes by the time the fort gets its next Overseer--and I don't personally deem the rule too extreme/dangerous--then we will hold the next Overseer to it.
Edit--Poll Results:
Tied for First: Beer and Vodka, 8 votes each
Second: Whiskey, 6 votes
Third: Wine, 4 votes
Most Disgusting Alcoholic Beverage: Tequila (only drink with 0 votes)
Post by: Clover Magic on November 26, 2012, 06:28:22 pm
Hmmn...how about this?
Every time a dwarf dies, take a drink. If more than five die in rapid succession, finish your drink and do not drink for death again until the population has stabilized (so we don't get alcohol poisoning :P ) So a random hunter dying will be a drink, while you would finish your drink at the start of a tantrum spiral. Normal drinking patterns are otherwise unaffected.
Post by: Kamin on November 26, 2012, 06:34:55 pm
Ooo, rules! Mwahahaha!
Hmmn...how about this?
Every time a dwarf dies, take a drink. If more than five die in rapid succession, finish your drink and do not drink for death again until the population has stabilized (so we don't get alcohol poisoning :P ) So a random hunter dying will be a drink, while you would finish your drink at the start of a tantrum spiral. Normal drinking patterns are otherwise unaffected.
I think this is legit! I'll throw it up on the polls!
Edit: Fuck it. I think it's legit and doesn't need to be voted on so much as the CDR itself. If the next overseer TRULY hates a rule should the CDR pass (or if they're getting too drunk), they won't be forced to uphold it. We can adjust our usual bouts of pregaming to reflect the inclusion of rules and the severity thereof. We play this for fun's sake, anyways!
Post by: Scruffy on November 26, 2012, 06:51:08 pm
Perhaps I will visit our current fort after its first crumbling.
Drunk forts are quite "interesting" places to visit. Strange, lovecraftian achitecture, junk and corpses littering the ground, crundles and blind cave trolls wandering around the abandoned corridors..
(well, most of the crundles and trolls were there even before the fort dieing.)
Post by: Kamin on November 26, 2012, 06:53:31 pm
Ok, someone continue and develop the new fort so I can visit it in adventure mode. (My previous adventurer only visited our fourth fortress and died after getting punted in an eerie pit)If I didn't die so much in adventure mode, I'd actually love to try finding these monuments to drunken error. Instead, I will let you do that for me... And you should take many screenshots, like before ;)
Perhaps I will visit our current fort after its first crumbling.
Drunk forts are quite "interesting" places to visit. Strange, lovecraftian achitecture, junk and corpses littering the ground, crundles and blind cave trolls wandering around the abandoned corridors..
(well, most of the crundles and trolls were there even before the fort dieing.)
I actually DID enjoy seeing what happened to the last fort you were at!
Post by: Scruffy on November 26, 2012, 07:00:50 pm
That fort was actually pretty annoying to visit since it was so far away from all human settlements you could spawn at and I had to constantly stop fast traveling since the world is full of rivers. I think that I have a save with the adventurer being close to the fort if you are interested.Ok, someone continue and develop the new fort so I can visit it in adventure mode. (My previous adventurer only visited our fourth fortress and died after getting punted in an eerie pit)If I didn't die so much in adventure mode, I'd actually love to try finding these monuments to drunken error. Instead, I will let you do that for me... And you should take many screenshots, like before ;)
Perhaps I will visit our current fort after its first crumbling.
Drunk forts are quite "interesting" places to visit. Strange, lovecraftian achitecture, junk and corpses littering the ground, crundles and blind cave trolls wandering around the abandoned corridors..
(well, most of the crundles and trolls were there even before the fort dieing.)
I actually DID enjoy seeing what happened to the last fort you were at!
Edit: On an unrelated note, the whole darn cavern is full of crundles. My adventurer can't even lay down without squishing a herd of crundles ::)
It feels like the whole cavern is just populated by crundles with the occasional cave troll.
I reloaded an old save with the adventurer in the bunker and got flushed down to the caverns when trying to swim back to the surface. (As a positive side all the water is going somewhere and I found some of my lost followers sitting in the caverns. Seems like I wasn't the only one who got flushed down by the water flow)
The old fort is like a gargantuan dwarven toilet flushing down all the crap into a large pit of crundles ???
(http://i50.tinypic.com/n3uvdu.png)
Post by: Kamin on November 26, 2012, 07:04:26 pm
That fort was actually pretty annoying to visit since it was so far away from all human settlements you could spawn at and I had to constantly stop fast traveling since the world is full of rivers. I think that I have a save with the adventurer being close to the fort if you are interested.I won't be playing any adventure mode in the near future, but you're more than welcome to post the save for everybody else!
Post by: Omeganaut on November 26, 2012, 11:02:46 pm
Post by: Scruffy on November 27, 2012, 12:51:50 pm
Post by: Bobnova on November 27, 2012, 05:15:16 pm
That'd probably help the reclaim-FPS a lot too.
Post by: Basin is BACK on November 27, 2012, 06:56:58 pm
Post by: Ruhn on December 05, 2012, 12:55:46 pm
No ETA on my next turn yet.
Post by: Scruffy on December 05, 2012, 05:25:27 pm
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 05, 2012, 05:31:54 pm
I dont want the fort to die so I started a turn (as much as I hate the second turns)
On a wednesday. Destructive, to say the least. Then again, I'm noy really one to speak.
Post by: Scruffy on December 05, 2012, 05:34:36 pm
I have a holiday tomorrow. Wednesdays are a traditional drinking days for finnish university students anyway.I dont want the fort to die so I started a turn (as much as I hate the second turns)
On a wednesday. Destructive, to say the least. Then again, I'm noy really one to speak.
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 05, 2012, 05:39:03 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on December 05, 2012, 05:40:17 pm
Post by: Kamin on December 05, 2012, 06:11:36 pm
Every time a dwarf dies, take a drink. If more than five die in rapid succession, finish your drink and do not drink for death again until the population has stabilized (so we don't get alcohol poisoning :P ) So a random hunter dying will be a drink, while you would finish your drink at the start of a tantrum spiral. Normal drinking patterns are otherwise unaffected.
If this is something you can abide by, include this rule and let us know how it works out! Good luck, my Finnish friend!
Post by: Bobnova on December 05, 2012, 06:29:42 pm
My weekends haven't organized themselves correctly for a DF turn. This coming one won't either. Maybe the one after that though.
Post by: Scruffy on December 05, 2012, 06:35:39 pm
I two bottles of 22% glögg (I think that you english speaking folk call it mulled wine or something) have already drunk half a bottle.
Started in Moonstone, plauing till moonsetone
From now on: One large gulp for each dead dorf.
1st Limestone
A strange fort.
Ordered more palts to be harvested. we have 10 seewds
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This stuff stantse horrible cold. I shjouild warm it up.
24th Limestone
Migrants! Darn hboes! Coming to our fort and wanting to drink our booze! take a pick and make yerselves useful darn it. New suicide squad!
Assigened random labors to those lazy bastaz<e.
Ooops, collapses. only a few broken bones.
Something smothing Timber
Beds.
We are pfrucing mugs? MUgS!?!
Stareted the glass indyustry.
What coulds we do with glass?
Caravan! Selling ,uigs. So many mugs!
22th Timber
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Candy? CANDY! Papa needs a new pair of axes!
Being real careful with the candy. Bahm wamr stones constanty interripting.
Water! The map has an ocean! Know what tahsts means? Obsidian!
Staretd designing pimpstacks. I hipe I remember how to do this..
Moonstone
Only had 900 wirht of useless junk and mugs.
Cbeese! bought so much cheese! yes!
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Deconned the depot. We dont like those creepy elves anyway!
Moonsetone something
wait, those were dorfs. Well, no biggie.
Cgheese! So much chese!
Opal
We have an ovena. Know what that means? Obsidian farms!
Statted a pimpstack.
We need a power generatorl. I hipe Iäm sober enought to build one withoug leaks. Sure I am!
We have gkass! Pump mats! Aye!
Clover, sorry if my stack screwad your designs. It wilsl be worht it!
Tja river feezers! IT FREEZES! Horrors!
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I konw the candy is hot. Keep digging darn it!
Pumpstand hole goins sa planned.
Oops
26th Opal
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Many dowfs drowned including wrex and australian.
Have to take som nay drinks
Obsidian
The salmosn are swarming aorund their drowned corpses!
Dorfs are unhappy about lozign theif friends.
BVridge almost finished.
Half ouf our minlitia have babies. Misko is one of the fleshy baby meat shiedls
Siquon sstarthed having a fetish dor his spear.
Scruffy is tattrumsing
ewnet berserls and has bpick! Eep
Jrervill attacks the milita commander!
Granite
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Bersekr scruffy has been hanging around in the caveraersn for a mohtn
Clover got her own room for bookreeping.
Im gonna screw the piump pimps so hard. Stack, here we come
Militia still cant reach scruffy. How did he get ther? The anly way is swimming!
Redorved the deda
Crundles! Crudles! Must kikll em
26th Granite
Migrants. Playing thlss aytum.
Me bottle's gone.I can't do it. I can't cope. We're going at the speed of
light. Me bottle's gone. (Holly, red dorf. Need the seocnd bottle)
Slate
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Dug access to scruffy to loot his corpse.
Jervill seems to be utterly mad.
I needmores dirk. drinka
Felshit
Generator amlmost finished
Deth to tha crudles!
Must flood da caverns!
That wll be my next objectice!
Bluemagic blopped uut another baby. More shields is alwasys good!
Elves! bloody hippies! Myust kill em and burn their stiff woodies,!
Hematite
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I love the glass s
Australiann keeps haunting hte bedrooms. He is a bedroom ghoist. Voyer! Burn the ghsost!
I hope I dont need t o drink for aach dead farwsm animal. a dozen dead already
Crazy jewrvill keeps blöocking clonstructions!
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Forgot to build and off swirtch. Plus they are "slighty" löeaking but no biggie. we hav a door to block it.
Post by: Zombi on December 05, 2012, 06:40:59 pm
It's
BEEEEUUUuutifuul.
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 05, 2012, 06:44:24 pm
I really admire your efficiency Scruffy. Compared to my chaos, you're actually doing good, useful work (despite killing everyone, but that's all fair and acceptable).
DRINK UP
Post by: Eric Blank on December 05, 2012, 06:57:03 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 05, 2012, 07:32:59 pm
Glösgg is starting to taste good evens gcold. Cedond bottle half done
Mamgma forges and other fun. Candy weps.
One dorf fieldiwn a bbaby in one hand and a candy spear in other. Epic d0orfiness
Migrants
Never coudl have done this woutht 2 glass fornaces working full time. The stack si finished.
TRhat was what half of hte dorf were doing for hte year- Time for obsidian
And to flood da crudlas! Deth to tha crudnles!
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The vampire is SCruffy the 2nd! Traiter! He had 2 elf kills frrom the caravan! Horrifyuisn
The stack. it Is working!" Such a mes of graears and assemblies.
20th Galena
The last 2 pimps not functuoning
Jus afew days lefdt. Must finish
3th Limestone
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(http://i.imgur.com/L01Yx.png)
For the next overseer:
Watch out for bot th the water and magma. Btith are very close to the mains stairway and about. /waeet held back by one wooedn door.)
Edit: erm, he magma is leakign but I forgot to buyild an "off" switch so it will keep flowint until somethint is decooned. Oops :o
Can't beleive i actually got i t working. 33 layers or so
Post by: IronTomato on December 05, 2012, 07:35:39 pm
Post by: Kamin on December 05, 2012, 07:35:57 pm
Also, you can make up a rule at your leisure, as outlandish as you wish :D
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 05, 2012, 07:48:14 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 05, 2012, 07:53:49 pm
The rule for the next drunken overseer:
1. When a dwarf/dwarves die you take a shot (one occasion that causes multiple deaths counts as one)
2. When a caravan leaves alive take a shot (In fact, might as well take a drink and a pat on the back if they don't leave at all (alive that is ;) ) So, don't let them leave alive without stealing their goods and lives)
Edit: There seems to be a spore ttree in the mamge chambers that doesnä't seem to care at all about all the 4/7 magma around it. Tough little fella
Crap, I was supposed to safe one of those bottles for christmas.
This should be the save. If it is not send me a tell or something. Might have made a mistake.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7199 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7199)
Oh, and it seem that one the bottom levels of the pump stack have been destroyed (a lvl117 gear or axel destroyed by overflowing magma.) Just replace the missing mechanisms so and you can pump magma to the surface. Seems like a few destroyed axles. Plrease replace them. I spent the whole turn working and I don't want it all destroyed by a few missing axles.
By the way, the glass from which I am drinking is something I accidently took home from a bar a few weeks ago. COme on, who here HASN'T accidentatly taken a glass home from a bar?
Post by: Bobnova on December 05, 2012, 08:10:45 pm
If there isn't a Bobnova dorfed, I think I'm up to 7.Bobnova if the next overseer doesn't mind :D
Post by: Aseaheru on December 05, 2012, 08:28:24 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on December 05, 2012, 08:42:24 pm
Great turn! It only took us...what? Four forts to make a functioning pump stack that didn't flood the fort with magma?
Post by: Scruffy on December 05, 2012, 08:46:31 pm
I wonder if I completed my artifact or went insane, lol.You completed a crappy ring or something. by the way, sorry for destroying your floor plan for the the stack. Had to place it near the stairway because of the aquifer.
Great turn! It only took us...what? Four forts to make a functioning pump stack that didn't flood the fort with magma?It still might...
Well, atleast it has pumped magma to the surface. (Darn, so many gear assemblys because of something being in the way of the stack and having to move it a few blocks. It would have saved me so much trouble if hte central stairway was just a few blocks to the east) ;)
Edit: Seems like I had to move the pumps 4times to get it in the right positions (aquifers and all that) So much trouble while drunk ;D
Thank god for the sand layer and glass production.
Post by: Bobnova on December 05, 2012, 10:23:28 pm
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF/bobnovaMissing.png)
Not promising!
Please dorf me as 7.Bobnova, whoever is next :D
Post by: Scruffy on December 06, 2012, 05:45:19 am
Also, it seems like our symbol is a rat. A darn rat! A weretortoise for the civ and a rat for our goverment!
Oh, and be careful with the wooden door near the river. All we need is one foolish little kobold thief with a lockpick and the ENTIRE fortress will flood.
Post by: Kamin on December 06, 2012, 01:50:21 pm
The rule for the next drunken overseer:As the first one is still in place (which you seemed to know), the second one is kill a whole caravan off or take a drink? And if so, did you want to specify a caravan type, or does this apply to all caravans?
2. When a caravan leaves alive take a shot (In fact, might as well take a drink and a pat on the back if they don't leave at all (alive that is ;) ) So, don't let them leave alive without stealing their goods and lives)
Post by: Scruffy on December 06, 2012, 02:37:10 pm
Either kill the elves/humans or steal everything they bring. Steal from the dwarves by deconning the depot.The rule for the next drunken overseer:As the first one is still in place (which you seemed to know), the second one is kill a whole caravan off or take a drink? And if so, did you want to specify a caravan type, or does this apply to all caravans?
2. When a caravan leaves alive take a shot (In fact, might as well take a drink and a pat on the back if they don't leave at all (alive that is ;) ) So, don't let them leave alive without stealing their goods and lives)
Basically, don't let any traders leave with their tradegoods. Killing is preferred.
Post by: Kamin on December 06, 2012, 02:59:52 pm
When a caravan arrives at the depot, you must either steal all of their goods or simply kill the traders. In the case of Elven/Human caravans, killing is preferred. If any caravan leaves with its goods, take a drink.Got it! On the OP.
Post by: Xantalos on December 07, 2012, 02:15:10 am
Post by: Bobnova on December 08, 2012, 12:46:59 pm
I can't think of any meaningful objection from spouse or logic, other than starting to drink at 8-9pm makes for a dubious next day :D
Further updates as events warrant.
Post by: Scruffy on December 08, 2012, 05:51:30 pm
I'ma take another crack at taking another crack at this tonight.Did you start?
I can't think of any meaningful objection from spouse or logic, other than starting to drink at 8-9pm makes for a dubious next day :D
Further updates as events warrant.
If so, please keep going! ;) We need more drunken idiots to keep the chaos going on.
Oh, and fix the one missing assembly. The magma must flow! What would drunken fortress be without magma?
Post by: Kamin on December 08, 2012, 07:35:06 pm
What would drunken fortress be without magma?Safe.
Post by: Bobnova on December 08, 2012, 11:06:40 pm
Got a bottle of absolut mandarin, my favorite!
Bout to take shot1. Might livestream it again for giggles.
I need to submit some liquid nitrogen 3770k benchmark results to hwbot, and take more shots, then I'll be DFing :D
Update:
Tipsy.
Pregame log so far:
Pregame:
See my latest post, for easyness of my posting.
Post by: Bobnova on December 09, 2012, 01:05:20 am
If you want to watch, hit refresh a lot.
Feel free to post with advces, tips, harsassment, iudeas, etc.
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 09, 2012, 01:07:47 am
Hey so, shameful and drinken bump, but I'ma update that last post for a while I think.
If you want to watch, hit refresh a lot.
Feel free to post with advces, tips, harsassment, iudeas, etc.
My deepest respect for you, Uh... Do something cool.
Post by: Bobnova on December 09, 2012, 01:12:25 am
Is bleeding cool?
Log moved ro this post:
Pregame:
8:25 - shot1.
8:35 - shot2. Made mixed drink with 4 shots.
8:49 slightly tipsy, need more. Drink somewhat richer than intended. Also half gone.
8:50 - taking another shot, loading DF game to look around and contemplate. Already have
Perfect Plan for Magma and Trading Depot, Should make Scruffy's requirements pretty easy if
I can make it work.
8:53 - I love absolute mandarin. Walking turned out to be more difficult ahn expected.
Still automatically correcting most typocs. Was anyway, that seems to be wearing of.
8:58 (@*#&% I forgot to stir this drink. No wonder the top tasted good. The bottom...
Tastes like a shot.
9:03 - Amazing what stirring will do! Tastes decent now.
9:07 took a shot.
9:16 - good enough, it's game time.
(;22 - Took a shot. Why not?
9:53pm: Blooding in three places, Absolute cap is easier to remove though. Fucking swedes
and their non-conneceted yweo pirvr vsp on Absolut ottls.
9:59: Actually starting now.
10:00pm: I'm npot drorfed. This is not good. I should check others
10:01pm: Christ there's a lot pf previous overseers. This could take a bit.
Hey, anyway wantna be dorfed? have maga on hand here, can't promise it'll even resemble
the normal safety levels. Given the normal safety levels, and the fact that I'm still
bleeding, that's not prosming>
10:03: Oh yeah, took two shoots with the bleeding incident.
10:04: I think I'ma make a new post to alart people to the editing.
10:078pm: All dorfed are dorf, except me. I'm going to e a blacksmith. In thieory this
will be sfe, or as safe anything in this operatio. Also, I think I'ma take another shot,
it's ben what, 10 minutes!? Too long~! This could end poorly, tomorrow moring. I wonder
what month is it in DF. I should note that.
1010pm: Oh heym AScryffly's mayor. How I am I supposed to justify my directing things in
story mode? SCRUFFY I NEED A JUSTIFACTION! i you don't giveme one I'll make i up!
10:11pm: I should try to memorize what the previous overseerers said for rules for
drinking.
10:25pm: Talked to fiance. Took a shot due to music and general inclination. SHould
probably actually start playing sometime here.
10:27pm: Have co,issioned 3 lead minecarrs. Star the hell out of t way dorfs! We need to
compact the wood stockpile somewhat, I assume others too. Dorfed myself as a glassblower.
Best count attempt it 7th iteration, hence 7/.Bobnova. It's a clever (not really) thing
from ancient Diku based muds. I assume anywa, I actually got it fro Medievia, which I love
dearly and perhaps shoul play from time to time. It's the MUD most worth playing, if
somewhat nerfed regarding death.
10:38: froiend said take shot. Took shot. Not the grestats idea I suspect.
Unrelated: Trying to figure out fortres. I think we need some more door arsound burtchery
and such. Trying to find glass manufacturies.
10:56pm: Still haven;t found the productive level in the forress. Did mark out place for a
trade depot. Indocrorrectly. Whoops. Need to build some fllods now. hard to dumP LAVA (it's
not magma once it hits the surface, damnit) into the river from the same level as rh warer.
What won't work well I don' think.
Did that make any sense? I'm guessinf no. In any case it's on;y neem ;ike 6 days or so in
DF, this could be a very long turn, given that I've been at it for to hours or more and
I've made it maybe a week in game. Fuck me.
I'm definitely drunk though as half the bttle seems ro hae dissapeared. Go me?
11:16pm:16limestone: (limestom? wtf monthth is that? I'ma ifx the end ofmmy year tp granite
1st to get things back in the 1ear *not 12year like I tytoed originallya0) track. Fck me Im
derunk. half a bottle in a coupole hoursn turns outnto be a dubiousnidea. Thankfully i
have pretty much the best fiance / ;oife partner ever. Srsbsns that, BEST EVER! Shes
willing to put up wiht this,. HAPPYT to putn up with it, ever.
QAnwyway ut;s 11L19pm now, an I've aid out a wood stompil equamtuming, Go me>?
I wonder what luimestone is year wse,.
121:ppm 21: 7th month. Hell yes, This is good,.
11:43PM- -25th limestone: Still trying to get trade edspot sey up. I shardish,
11:36pm: 2n d sandstolne: This is remarkaible diffiuktl.
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11:39P
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11:345 10th sandston; mIGRANTS>Q rEALLT> ? Who; sthat stupuid?
11:47a: curst I'm drunk. In other news it;s 13th sandstone and trade despo tfcontrinues'/'
11:50m - 17=8th sanrstonL O crap, a vampire. This is not good, Picm 4.
12:03am - ohanan. 15th timberL Managed to create a woodworking shoppe to make tables /
chairs to make scruft fror work me as a manager.The bastard refuses to rnn around and amke
i alm good.
12:24am: early winter: I did not get far. It's time to pass the hekkll out. I may have
let dorfs down. Plis side: Other than the favampired eatened dorf, nobodymdied! Trorched a
carvan too! Progress?
]
Save: here (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf2/DrunkFortress.zip)
nOT REALY sure how these pics go. In order of taken, here they are:
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf2/1 sadnstone - fewmkpppd.png)
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf2/2 - FEY BOOOMD.png)
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf2/3-migrants reallt who's stopidic.png)
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf2/4, vampire!.png)
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf2/5-ohchrist here we go.png)
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf2/6 merchants i am nomreadt for!.png)
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf2/7 caravan no more!.png)
Post by: Bobnova on December 09, 2012, 03:38:31 am
Other than that I need to go to bed, abdlt.
I think I may it agout 1.9 months in game. esoerry for the poor shower. may hage drank a bit mufh, perhas.
Half a botlr in <2h? Not the greatest plan. Kids, don;t driny this at homr. At work. At schol, or anywhere else.
Ejver.
At a;;.
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 09, 2012, 07:00:43 am
This really cracked me up.
Great update - I don't think you have to worry too much about the time.
Post by: Bobnova on December 09, 2012, 12:46:28 pm
It's not overly well sealed, but it could be worse. It doesn't leak into the fortress anyway, that's a plus.
The pump stack I couldn't figure out how to fix.
Really amazed I got the pics and save up last night, I have no memory of doing so.
Finding the vampire would probably be a good idea.
As would providing proper access to the trade depot for caravans. Whoops.
EDIT:
I'm still not sober yet.
Post by: Sappho on December 09, 2012, 12:58:36 pm
I'm still not sober yet.
I.... am not surprised.
Post by: Scruffy on December 09, 2012, 03:55:15 pm
Ok so there is a new lever in scruffy's new quarters (in sand/clay, somewhere towards the top I think) that is the Caravan Distillation Device. It distils iron from everything else. The last screenshot is it in action.You did pretty well for someone so drunk (posted pics, started using the magma for useful purposes and so on;D ). The last time I got so drunk I ended up losing my turn journal, unleashing the last forts hordes of FBs from the caverns, somehow managed to abandon the fortress and finally next morning was unable to remember anything I had done that fatefull night.
It's not overly well sealed, but it could be worse. It doesn't leak into the fortress anyway, that's a plus.
The pump stack I couldn't figure out how to fix.
Really amazed I got the pics and save up last night, I have no memory of doing so.
Finding the vampire would probably be a good idea.
As would providing proper access to the trade depot for caravans. Whoops.
EDIT:
I'm still not sober yet.
Oh, I know who the vampire is. It is revealed in my turn journal (found the vampire only after having already named it)
Quote
10:56pm: Still haven;t found the productive level in the forress.I don't think that we actually even had one.
The missing assembly (destroyed by magma) is in z117, right next to the pump. The next overseer can just stick a assembly between the working assembly and the pump if he/she so chooses.
Post by: Bobnova on December 09, 2012, 05:58:36 pm
Scruffy (the mayor) lacks an office, I dug one out and installed the lever for the distillery, but there was an issue regarding furniture and the lack thereof. That's what got me searching for the production bits. I found something, but it was mostly food if I recall correctly.
I don't think Inod ever started construction, but given that I didn't realize he'd gone fey until I saw the screenshots this morning I may well have missed it.
Post by: Aseaheru on December 09, 2012, 06:21:39 pm
Post by: Kamin on December 09, 2012, 08:16:25 pm
Post by: Bobnova on December 09, 2012, 10:13:29 pm
Post by: Omeganaut on December 10, 2012, 03:30:23 pm
Post by: Kamin on December 10, 2012, 04:07:51 pm
I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but did you cut yourself open trying to open a top? And are you okay? You mentioned bleeding several times, I worry that your drunkeness is almost as dangerous as Clover Magic's, and that resulted in several trips to the toilet.I THOUGHT he was talking about the dwarf named after himself--I could be wrong, but that's what it seemed like after the first read-through. The thought is definitely appreciated, Omeganaut!
Post by: Bobnova on December 10, 2012, 05:27:01 pm
I had a rage at the Absolut cap, it has a metal shell surrounding a plastic cap, the metal shell tends to rotate without turning the plastic part and actually removing the cap.
Ripping it off in pieces with pliers turned out to not be the worlds greatest idea. Only slipped once, but it cost me some blood.
Nothing serious though, two very shallow cuts, one maybe 2mm deep, it's clean and healing fast though. Do feel a bit stupid on that front.
For future reference, the thing to do is to crush the metal on the lower rim where it curls over the plastic, that'll fix the two together without causing Very Sharp Edges.
Pretty sure there's blood frozen to the bottle right now though.
Between Clover and Wrex and I we have things well under control. Wrex blacks out, Clover pukes and replaces the lost alcohol, I hack myself open and bleed on the bottle.
Then there's the guy who managed a twelve hour turn. That's amazing.
Thanks for the thoughts, they're appreciated :D
Post by: Aseaheru on December 10, 2012, 05:28:06 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on December 10, 2012, 05:36:14 pm
I still enjoy my hangover-immunity though.
Post by: Aseaheru on December 10, 2012, 05:42:31 pm
Post by: Bobnova on December 10, 2012, 10:05:35 pm
wait, what? 12 HOURS?
AustralianWinter, his first post had a time stamp of "Reply #887 on: November 12, 2012, 10:36:08 am", he finished at: "Reply #914 on: November 12, 2012, 07:07:19 pm"
Ok not 12, but almost nine. Longer than I'd want to sustain such drinking :D
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 10, 2012, 10:07:37 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 10, 2012, 10:41:45 pm
I usually try to drink enough to be drunk but not too drunk or I will lose my interest to the game. (7dl of vodka, 1,5l of 22% glögg and so on)
(Though I don't always remember posting the save/pictures. The one time I was truly drunk led to our previous reclaim/FB disaster marathon, presumably abandoned fortress and lost journal. I still don't remember anything that happened that night.) Seems like most of you are that drunk every time you play.
Edit: It is not often that I feel like my drinking style is too light
Post by: Bobnova on December 10, 2012, 10:43:45 pm
So far, I haven't actually managed to hit that level yet :P
Post by: Xantalos on December 10, 2012, 10:45:50 pm
Post by: Sappho on December 11, 2012, 03:51:15 am
Post by: Kamin on December 11, 2012, 03:52:02 am
I'm pretty sure reading this got me drunk.THIS.
Post by: Siquo on December 11, 2012, 06:37:54 am
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 11, 2012, 06:41:00 am
Hmm, I only started when I was already too drunk to play coherently. Am I doing it wrong?
No, I thought that was the point too. You drink 'till you're drunk, then you start playing and drink some more.
Post by: Kamin on December 11, 2012, 02:30:42 pm
It's completely up to the person. With the rules we're starting to play with, less pregaming seems like a good idea. Regardless, everybody is free to play how they feel fit.Hmm, I only started when I was already too drunk to play coherently. Am I doing it wrong?
No, I thought that was the point too. You drink 'till you're drunk, then you start playing and drink some more.
Post by: Xantalos on December 11, 2012, 02:38:50 pm
Should it be in the OP?I'm pretty sure reading this got me drunk.THIS.
Post by: Kamin on December 11, 2012, 05:12:53 pm
I put it there last night--leagues ahead of you, Xan.Should it be in the OP?I'm pretty sure reading this got me drunk.THIS.
Post by: Aseaheru on December 11, 2012, 05:29:02 pm
you play Spearbreakers. while drunk.
Post by: Ruhn on December 13, 2012, 01:47:28 pm
I like the new chapter names in OP too 8)
Post by: Nonsequitorian on December 13, 2012, 01:47:31 pm
Tomorrow, after at least one glass of absinthe, a gin tonique or two, and most likely a couple beers, I shall attempt to sit at my desk and play. I'd play right this moment, but I still capitalize the proper letters, thusly am not drunk enough.
Post by: Bobnova on December 13, 2012, 02:01:37 pm
I shall be taking a turn at this as soon as I can. Although maybe none of thee fine gentile-menn know me not, on a couple other forums I'm known for being something of a heavy, repetitive drinker.
Tomorrow, after at least one glass of absinthe, a gin tonique or two, and most likely a couple beers, I shall attempt to sit at my desk and play. I'd play right this moment, but I still capitalize the proper letters, thusly am not drunk enough.
Glorious! Sounds like a plan. Absinth Fortress sounds like a perfect idea.
Post by: Scruffy on December 13, 2012, 02:23:26 pm
I shall be taking a turn at this as soon as I can. Although maybe none of thee fine gentile-menn know me not, on a couple other forums I'm known for being something of a heavy, repetitive drinker.Marvelous. Sounds like a plan, my dear chap.
Tomorrow, after at least one glass of absinthe, a gin tonique or two, and most likely a couple beers, I shall attempt to sit at my desk and play. I'd play right this moment, but I still capitalize the proper letters, thusly am not drunk enough.
Now then, enough chit-chat, more drinking! There are bottles to be emptied!
Oh, just one more thing:
The magmastack won't function properly unless you build a gear assembly near the pump in z-117. (in the small hole in the wall between the pump and the other assembly)
Fix it if you so choose and you can stop the manual pumping. (or not, but that would mean less elf-incinerating molten goodness. The (molten) stone must flow!)
Sorry for constantly repeating this. I just like the idea of playing around with magma while drunk and perhaps paving the river with obsidian ;)
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 13, 2012, 04:42:47 pm
Post by: Bobnova on December 13, 2012, 05:39:23 pm
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 13, 2012, 07:16:11 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 13, 2012, 07:31:59 pm
Fuck this, I'm going again.Yesh! Go for it! There can never be too many drunkards
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 13, 2012, 07:33:13 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on December 13, 2012, 07:53:42 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 13, 2012, 08:03:33 pm
I'm renaming everyone pimp 0peratoer this very instant,Ten bearded Pimp operators went out to mine;
One collapsed the tunnel and then there were nine.
Nine bearded Pimp operators working the stack;
One slipped in the magma and then there were eight.
Eight bearded Pimp operators constructing in the mines;
One starved behind a wall and then there were seven.
Seven bearded Pimp operators chopping down trees;
One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.
Six bearded Pimp operators playing with a 'bold;
The 'bold stabbed one and then there were five.
Five bearded Pimp operators going in for law;
One met the hammerer and then there were four.
Four bearded Pimp operators going out to fish;
A carp swallowed one and then there were three.
Three bearded Pump operators mining into the HFS;
A burning clown hugged one and then there were two.
Two bearded Pump operators sitting in the sun;
One started vomitting and then there was one.
One bearded Pimp operator left all alone;
He went stark raving mad and then there were none.
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 13, 2012, 08:17:04 pm
Can't dwarf anyone. Too drunk. Oh my god, the magma§ It's terribke!! Trying tyo get look at the thing. There's dwarves running on the ice. Tnere's a brigde over the froxen river. That's a really good idea. not that I', imddeerstad- Understanding it in anhy way, but it's still areally god idea.
Apparantly, I'm both haunting the place, and a macedwarf. That's pretty bad- I'll carve out some remembrance stones or whate ever. You know, the stons people use to get ghots ts in the ground,
O think something went wrong with the magma. It's obsidian, and a bit of magma on the floor. It's not verhy nice, Why the hells is it midwibnter?
Drinking a vodka shit. Also, the engieneer has been missing for a week. It's realllt stupid that he's missing, cause eceryne kniows he's dead. Vodka is reallty bad for youm, btw.
Shit, we got a vampire. I canøt jandæe a fucking va,åo9re. Vampire. I can't handke afucking vampire i tell you! I can barely handle being derunk! Shiot, I can't handle that even! I dread the rules of caravans and shit.
Shit, I don't even take screenshits. I shoukld be doing this,. Himme a second.
Looking at the militaery screen. Makes no sense. A strone crafter died of thirst. Too nad. Ypu should have been a watercratter or something!
Everupnme is becdoming a goddamn pimp opetarot.r Is prettu hard top dealæ wtj. Why is everone workijg a fucking pump? There's shads in the ocean, though§ We've run out of rinks. That's rpetttu nad- I'lll trye to do something to fix this. I don't think it will succeed, honestly.æ I should have another shot.a
Trying to construck at nother chair and stuff.
When did thbe hell we hve adamantium! Goddamn, I understand nothing, of what's gpokg om!
Made brwing a repeatyed activity. No one is making the alcholhold we need! It's a pain in the ass! I think all the miners are occupied with the pums. It's prettu sad.l ): ' Regardless, we don have some magma on the sruface, I should do something wiht i,t I guess.lTje miners are too busy, and everyone is giving birth, it's pretty usels..
Okay, everyone is handling the fucking pimpsw, it's almost imåossible to get anyone to do antyb´hing useffykk! Hah! I managed to get some drinks brweedewsd! And stuff!
Goddamnit. This is, againt, míre a case of me looking at tghe fortress veing drynj, and no9t sot much platuing the game, Another dwarf died. Too bad. Can't really work myself up to an adgryn okace,
Okay, every single dwrf in the fortress is vec0ming a pimp operator. Why is tgat?§ Oyr miners might have died. Not ,u faæuld§ Sp,epje eæse- I'll try that again. Not my fault! It was someone else who designated something to be channeled§ Wait... That mighe have been me. ITY WAS SOMEONE EKLSE!
Yeah. The miners died. Noone expectyerd that! Blue Magic gave borth to somethimg! Probably a spoon or something - tjis is dwarf fortress after all§! Bobnova is taken by a fey mood! I canøt handlæehis needs - he'll die, I'm åpretty syre,
tHIS FORTRESS is chaos. I understand nothinmg of it, and I doubnt I would understand anhyy5hint if I weresober, Frankly, I'm just waioting for the seasons to pass. I shoukld stip.
The screenshots coming tomorrow,
Savew: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7221
Post by: Scruffy on December 13, 2012, 08:44:46 pm
The seventh (haven't there been far more than 7?) Bonova is failing his mood,
Australian is haunting a magma pump, Jervill is a howling spirit floating around the corridoes, screaming and Scruffy has risen to murder the living.
Even the whole first layer of the magmatube has been drained dry and we are out of booze
Post by: LittleJP on December 13, 2012, 11:42:40 pm
I want in on this.
Post by: Bobnova on December 13, 2012, 11:43:36 pm
I had to manually man the pumps to get the lava into the storage reservoir to nuke the caravan, those pumps could be de-manned at this point without issue.
Awesome turn though, I laughed through most of it. My favorite two quotes are:
Drinking a vodka shit.
and:
Shit, we got a vampire. I canøt jandæe a fucking va,åo9re. Vampire. I can't handke afucking vampire i tell you! I can barely handle being derunk! Shiot, I can't handle that even! I dread the rules of caravans and shit.The bolded part, especially.
But then I saw this...
Shit, I don't even take screenshits. I shoukld be doing this,. Himme a second.
Actually I could totally just quote that entire post paragraph by paragraph, that was wonderful.
I'm looking forward to the next turn :D
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 14, 2012, 03:07:14 am
This may be the first time ever in a succesion fort, and I still haven't figured out machinery yet.
I want in on this.
Start drinking.
Oh mty god, my head hurts. I am completely destroyed.
Post by: Kamin on December 14, 2012, 04:23:20 am
Post by: Scruffy on December 14, 2012, 07:00:00 am
I love you rotten bastards. I really do. I ALWAYS look forward to what you guys do over your turns; it's one of the only things that keeps me rooted as firmly as I am to B12 these days :DYou need to take a turn. The collective drunk fortress hivemind demands it!
Post by: Nonsequitorian on December 14, 2012, 08:04:34 am
Post by: Scruffy on December 14, 2012, 10:41:34 am
This may be the first time ever in a succesion fort, and I still haven't figured out machinery yet.
I want in on this.
If I'm still a wake and at home, I will be participating. That could very well not be the case. I don't know these days. If it's not the case, I'll try tomorrow.I will wait until you two have had your turns and then play one myself (again).
Post by: LittleJP on December 14, 2012, 05:29:34 pm
Say, Monday night EST? Ill have a free night then.
Post by: Scruffy on December 14, 2012, 05:46:35 pm
Post by: Nonsequitorian on December 14, 2012, 06:20:46 pm
I missed the train back home about an hour ago and left the party. That tells you guys that I either really care for this, or go to enough amazing parties full of beautiful german girls, that I don't really care anymore. Of course, that all didn't matter when I lived in america either. Party only happens when I'm around.
But anyway, I've had a couple drinks, and I'm a bit drunk. Not enough to walk in a sinewave, but enough that I wouldn't want to drive.
Edit Deux: Damn it takes a while to load. Haven't evens tarted yet.
Edit Drei: Damn it. It failed downloading. Seems as if my internet had too much to drink also. Also 7zip. It goes to 115%. The fuck, 7zip. You've had too much to drink. Go home.
редактировать четыре: looks like I wont be able to play tonight. the gods of luck are pointing at me and laughing. too bad. maybe another night. not tomorrow, I have things to do I realilze. Mostly things that don't need to be mentioned, because they've to do with cafes and a girl going to my house for caffee, or whatever. nothign much, but too much for even dwarf fortress to get in the way of.
well too bad. another night, when I don't have twins coming over and the game decides to download.
Post by: Kamin on December 14, 2012, 07:39:29 pm
looks like I wont be able to play tonight. the gods of luck are pointing at me and laughing. too bad.Damn! I was really looking forward to it! Is the download corrupted?
Post by: Nonsequitorian on December 14, 2012, 07:46:08 pm
Post by: Kamin on December 14, 2012, 07:50:05 pm
Don't know. could be my internet. not sure. it takes a whole hour to download, then it says five minutes from the end that if fails. when I try to put the save in my folder it goes, but then it goes til 115% percent, and then the program wont close. annoying.Hrm... I THINK Scruffy or somebody DLed it after A.Winter's turn, so maybe it is a connectivity problem? There's no reason it should take that long to DL, almost even on a 56k.
Alright, that's an exaggeration. But still. Sorry it didn't work, man! I really would have loved to see what the new blood would bring us as Overseer.
Post by: Bobnova on December 14, 2012, 09:33:56 pm
http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF/DrunkFortress.zip
Should be able to be downloaded mighty quick. It caps out my 2MB/s pipe. Zip should be able to be opened by windows and linux shells without 7z/etc.
Now you can take your turn!
Post by: Nonsequitorian on December 15, 2012, 04:25:12 am
Internet that I have right now isn't the best.
Post by: FlickerFly on December 16, 2012, 04:42:10 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 16, 2012, 05:04:31 pm
Post by: Sappho on December 16, 2012, 05:08:59 pm
Won't be able to do it until at least next weekend though. Being a teacher also means I have to get up at 5:30 and then be responsible for the lives of preschoolers every day, so no major drinking during the week. : (
Post by: MrWillsauce on December 16, 2012, 05:22:15 pm
On antibiotics this weekend so I couldn't, but I've been considering giving this a go. One week of work left then I have a break until after new year's (hooray for being a teacher) so there should be plenty of time around then, I'm sure I will find at least one day where I can ruin myself with alcohol and produce a surprisingly coherent turn.I wish I had a teacher who drank gratuitously and played Dwarf Fortress.
Won't be able to do it until at least next weekend though. Being a teacher also means I have to get up at 5:30 and then be responsible for the lives of preschoolers every day, so no major drinking during the week. : (
Post by: Sappho on December 16, 2012, 06:02:21 pm
Also, I imagine my preschool/kindergarten teachers were probably way different people than I imagined when I was a kid.
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 16, 2012, 06:18:39 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 16, 2012, 06:30:29 pm
It has only been 2 turns since my last one but I don't have time to drink for the next week or so and I already have some booze prepared for this. I was hoping that someone would have taken a turn before this. ::)
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 16, 2012, 06:32:23 pm
Darn it, I'm taking another turn (again.)
It has only been 2 turns since my last one but I don't have time to drink for the next week or so and I already have some booze prepared for this. I was hoping that someone would have taken a turn before this. ::)
No worries - none of us are annoyed or angry. As long as a turn is completed in the same sitting, or whatever, I feel fine with people just playing, even if it's only one or two turns since they played last.
I don't know how everyone else feels about this, though.
Post by: Kamin on December 16, 2012, 06:38:06 pm
First Drunk First Serve; as long as the turns aren't consecutive, I say go for it!Darn it, I'm taking another turn (again.)
It has only been 2 turns since my last one but I don't have time to drink for the next week or so and I already have some booze prepared for this. I was hoping that someone would have taken a turn before this. ::)
No worries - none of us are annoyed or angry. As long as a turn is completed in the same sitting, or whatever, I feel fine with people just playing, even if it's only one or two turns since they played last.
I don't know how everyone else feels about this, though.
Post by: Scruffy on December 16, 2012, 06:41:19 pm
I have already drunk a pint of scrumpy and some wine. I still have some wine and a small bottle of vodka. Will quickly drink half of the bottle and save the rest for penalty shots.
A pity I don't have more than a bottle.
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 16, 2012, 06:43:58 pm
Post by: Kamin on December 16, 2012, 06:46:10 pm
I realise I forgot adding a rule - you'll have to drink if you run out of booze or food.OPed :)
Post by: Scruffy on December 16, 2012, 06:49:36 pm
I realise I forgot adding a rule - you'll have to drink if you run out of booze or food.Ya expect me to keep an eye on the prapared food stock or just food stuffs in the z? we ave 700 raw or rotten fish. Does that count?
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 16, 2012, 06:50:26 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 16, 2012, 07:04:20 pm
Had a pint of scrumpy and a glass of wine. Empty stomach. ( Ate a bit 13hours ago. I'm a bit hungry actually)
1:40 Had a white russian
1:47 two shots of vodka straight. Checked the save. Didnä't start playing yet. Read about the new rule.
1:50 another shot straight
1:53 a shot o vodka straight, not curved or anyway queer. Straight as the booze god intended!
2:00 dont feel like straight vodka anymore. Starts tasting bad. Mixing with homemade strawberry juice. (1/3 juice)
2:02 a drink (aout 8cl vodka, 2cl juice)
Drank about 2,5dl in 20mins. Saving the rest for deaths. Theres will be many.
Started playing. Bt first, I nee to shit. Deels like an acidic one.
02:10 Started playing. Darn, I fee l like a light wieght. Haven't drank much lately and I jsut got wasted. Whta has it been? 2,5dl of ovdka, a glass o wine and a pint of 7,5%. Must have drank too quickly. Curse my low body weight. 65kg, so my drinking ability is around the same level as a petite woman's. Darn it
Good thing I have writen downs some notes on what i must do doewing my turn. (That is the key to keepouing drunk forttressses alive. nake noktes while sober)
1. fix the stack
2. booze
3. slabs?
Slate
This fort is a mess. A mess, but the kind of mess I lile. Must be belcaseu I was one the ones who messed it up. Onwards! to a new drunkesn afventure!´
(http://i.imgur.com/h2yID.png)
Wrexie 2 died. Another drink
Must find metal for bogbnova.
Started maik,ing pots and booze
Set roms and ordered more rooms to be dug and candy rto be mined
Found irons in the vaverrns. must dfig. rdered zones instead of mining. darn.
Half of da wort is babies. the rapist lists 16 babies in a fort o 49. Made em miners!
igrants! Darn hoboes#! close the gates! we are uender a lockdown! nodorfg comes in! they all shall die.
;ust route magma to the surfface. Must kille hoboes roaming the mlasnd
After about 25 cancels the cestion is sealed. Darnm minests
Felsite
A tree in the middle of the generator!
(http://i.imgur.com/3bjHs.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/OwgMX.png)
what did the precious overser order to dig? its foolignth e fort!! horrors! the fort is derowning because of darnk aquifer digs! as in everything below the top 2 leverls!
Bobnova went crazy. too byst reassiening the wall constreuctins. The whiole fort is flooding because of some idiot minding deisignatuions! so manyu cancels ond the wall
Orderedd fixing the pumptack.
(http://i.imgur.com/rskWF.png)
Deeper magma forges. No bmagma in the higher ones. A.ll punmped dry!
tHe fuck? Siquon taccks Scruffy (2nd) and then KILLS Ruhn! why the hell? I have no idea
(http://i.imgur.com/axPwT.png)
who the fuck opened the oodr in the second layer? the fhowle wort was flooding agian! We ar drowning! darn idiots!
I like this fort. Two scruffies. One dead, one aliv. One murderous ghost clobbering every living dorf to death, teh other a vampire driniking their high BAL blood and absorbing their blood booze.
Tantrum spiral! Someone thres a baby in the river and everyone is dieing!
Odrered the severing of hte staircase.
It alls tastared drom a macedrawf hitting a baby!
Fucking hell. I esevered the staircase but everyihing one hte lower side is a child and insane bobnova! I am stuck iwith a gibbering idiopt and a child!
Australian starts killing bulls.
(http://i.imgur.com/fqdeR.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/hFmhe.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/vbOdB.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/WR7kv.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/nbFai.png)
The fwhole fort is a mess and dieing of loya.ty cascades'
The whole fort is dead
Someone beacame a macelord just by huitting babies and immigrtants!
Ok, didnt coerrectly sever the upper foirt. Did it nwo. We have one mirer, That is all!
So many drinsk
We went from 60 to 4 dwarves
Down to 4 dorfs. Cant get thjem to do fowrkn so
RECLAIMING! YAhH!
Reclaimed and this fort is fiuna,.ly functuonal again! som miasma b ut that it son important
Everything fina.ly forked out. Good
Scrryyfftt the 2nd was the bampire. Scryffy the 1st was the murderous ghost. Oh horrors, I kmiled the fott.
Thisd candy thinh is ombossible. Must just mine everything. Being extya varefull wit the candy. So darn tdraynbk. Aout of booze!
Scrufft was th vampier. Scrufgfy was the evi ghost. Scruffy was the dwarth of the fort.!
6 dorfs. One m iner died making our new forges (the old oes werer too low)
Slate
Restanrting genetrators! #It ahall all star frotm ehere!
The generator si screwerd. Starting it ataing. Building additional parts. We shall pump agaion!
HJematite
Unable4 to get hte generator forking ataint
Can't get tje pumpts working
Malachite'
Tjee wjpö pumpstack went to he,l wjheI abandoned- One part broke and It all uncongturcted. Had bto byuikld it all again whilke durunk
t works again! never again do i want t o fix a generator while drunk!
Deth do dtha averns! Water to the magma!
Morning Edit: Don't quite remember what happened after tthis point. We seem to have more candy and alot of water in the basement. Also a single pet crundle that keeps wrecking havoc.
I remember that I had huge amount of trouble getting thne generator working again. The little thing seems to stop every now and then. Needs a pimp operator to jump start it.
How the heck did that loyalty cascade start? I didn't start it intentionally. Removed duplicate felsite
Pics and save later today
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7232
Post by: Eric Blank on December 16, 2012, 08:02:48 pm
Post by: IronTomato on December 16, 2012, 08:03:20 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 16, 2012, 08:31:06 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on December 17, 2012, 12:11:08 am
Still, I can has dorfing? As LFTON, a swordsdorf. Please.
Post by: Bobnova on December 17, 2012, 12:25:02 am
I laughed through the whole thing. Another good one :D
Post by: Scruffy on December 17, 2012, 03:59:27 am
A pity that we nolonger have a vampire Scruffy. The murderous ghost Scruffy (born of berserk Scruffy) is still aroud. Someone might want to get rid of him. The other ghosts are mostly harmless. (except for that one howling in the corridors. And the poldergeist duo. And the moaning one. And perhaps the restless ones...)
We have a slight crundle and bat woman problem
Also, we appear to have a slight leak. Mainly just a deep dorfhole flooding all three caverns. May cause some fps issues..
Edit: Uploaded the save
The new rule: The ghosts. They are all my cute little pets. Take a shot for every ghost you unjustly exterminate by making slabs/coffins.
Post by: Bobnova on December 17, 2012, 11:47:41 am
Post by: Nonsequitorian on December 17, 2012, 12:03:03 pm
German vacations are fucking awesome.
Maybe I'll drink just for this, but I've tried to break my habit of drinking alone. Not good for you.
Post by: Scruffy on December 17, 2012, 12:40:36 pm
Post by: Bobnova on December 17, 2012, 01:31:53 pm
Much easier than later when you're drunk :D
Might give adventure mode a shot at getting there, it'd be fun to go through a fortress in adventure mode.
EDIT:
Hey I'm alive and well! That's refreshing. Named correctly too, thanks scruffy :D
Looks like an obsidian plug needs to be plopped on that staircase (how on earth did that happen, anyway?), looks pretty doable though the magma storage chamber at the top has a rather large leak in it. That's fixable easily though.
Post by: Nonsequitorian on December 17, 2012, 02:07:24 pm
I'll do that when I know I'm going to be drunk the same night.
Post by: Bobnova on December 17, 2012, 02:25:50 pm
Post by: LittleJP on December 17, 2012, 04:38:08 pm
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 17, 2012, 04:50:16 pm
So, is this a reclaim now?
Yeah.
Post by: Scruffy on December 17, 2012, 04:59:54 pm
So, is this a reclaim now?Yes and no. My turn had the first reclaim of the current fort. The save already has a nice little dwarf infestation living inside the fort.
Feel free to get drunk and start making your own chapters in our drunken legacy.
Also, I made the site lair so no items get scattered when reclaiming.
Edit: By the way, someone added the caligula to !!drunk fort!!s tvtropes page. I am a bit curious. Who's turn does this describe? We have had quite a few Caligulas ;)
Post by: LittleJP on December 17, 2012, 06:44:55 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 17, 2012, 08:23:46 pm
Unfortunately, I picked up the new Dresden Files and will be reading that. So, the turn's up for grabs!
new Dresden FilesWhat is this I must know.
Post by: Ruhn on December 19, 2012, 12:45:59 pm
I felt bad about my dwarf's death :'(
...but then everyone slse joined me so it's fine now ;)
There will also be a week off work for me starting this weekend 8)
...chances are good I will get some trusty Dragon's Milk :o
..and take the reigns again soon! :D
Post by: Bobnova on December 19, 2012, 08:08:46 pm
I'm in charge of my offspring for the most part, but Fiance has some time off and can deal with said offspring.
Contemplating spending most of saturday drunk, if I attempt dwarf fortress I'm going to split my remaining vodka up into labeled jars so I don't accidentally drink half a bottle in an hour and change again. Might manage more than two months of game time :D
Don't let my possible plans discourage you if you're thinking about it of course. First Drunk First Served!
Post by: Siquo on December 20, 2012, 07:26:22 am
Post by: Kamin on December 20, 2012, 07:28:20 am
There comes a point where !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! becomes an excuse to get drunk. Drink responsibly, my friends :)I love you, Siquo. Even if you did turn my lavish tomb into migrant bedchambers.
Post by: Bobnova on December 20, 2012, 10:29:37 am
Also, Siquo speaks truth.
Post by: Siquo on December 21, 2012, 06:40:47 am
It's 12:40 and still waiting for the hangover to kick in.
Post by: Bobnova on December 21, 2012, 11:59:31 am
Post by: LittleJP on December 21, 2012, 01:25:15 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 21, 2012, 02:43:57 pm
Post by: Bobnova on December 21, 2012, 02:58:05 pm
Vaguely contemplating doing so tonight. Tomorrow's Drunk All Day plans acquired issues, but the afternoon is still open.
Post by: absynthe7 on December 21, 2012, 07:27:34 pm
I might be tempted to give this a try tonight, depending on how things go. Are there any unwritten rules on this I should know about? Am I allowed to check out the fort before I get obliterated and at least see what I'm getting myself into? ;)
Still unsure, so if someone else gets tanked, by all means go for it!
Post by: Scruffy on December 21, 2012, 07:37:32 pm
hmmmm... I have to say, I'm intrigued.Feel free to take a turn (infact we demand you to take one ;D (but not really))
I might be tempted to give this a try tonight, depending on how things go. Are there any unwritten rules on this I should know about? Am I allowed to check out the fort before I get obliterated and at least see what I'm getting myself into? ;)
Still unsure, so if someone else gets tanked, by all means go for it!
No special rules. Just write a journal and take pictures while you play. You can check out the fort beforehand if you so choose (atleast I do) but try not to be sober when you actually start playing.
Go for it :D
Post by: Bobnova on December 21, 2012, 07:45:17 pm
They can be ignored if you fear for your real life safety though.
Have at it!
Post by: absynthe7 on December 21, 2012, 08:29:52 pm
If you're wondering what I'm drinking, just look at the nick. That's right I'm drinking...
Jagermeister.
Fuck off. It's not a girly drink, and I will kick you in the nuts if you dare suggest otherwise.
I'm at 14 shots over the last hour or so. I think it's about time I loaded this fort up and saw just how fucked I really am.
(Note: that took longer to type out than anticipated. ?Oh what tangled webs we weave when trying to spell while inebraited. enibraieted. Drunk.)
Post by: absynthe7 on December 21, 2012, 08:32:49 pm
...an AQUIFIER? Really??
(http://i.imgur.com/I0R8k.jpg)
So... there's just... there's a river of magma flowing into a river of water, because why wouldn't there be?
...
I need a drink.
+1
Right, and there's no booze. WHICH IS IRONIC.
(http://i.imgur.com/d19E4.jpg)
Hey, notice how we're not growing any fucking plmp helmets? jesus fuck, whatr did i get myself into?
...
So I can't find the still. I'll build a new one! WE SHALL DOMINATE THE WORLD WITH OUR BESTEST LIQUORS!!!
Drink another, if you're keeping trasck.
...
Bobnova the 8th? How many times do you need to die before you take a motherfucking hint??
I CAN MAKE CANDY WAFERS. Like those shitty necco wafers that you get on halloween from old people. +1.
...
two more drinkkls.
Just for the record? Scruffty is a FUDKER. I think there are ore ghists than dwarves. We're all going to die.
(http://i.imgur.com/uMsbJ.jpg)
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Also: There is a bull skeleton inside of the screw pump. Because if there were a deadn bull, who WOULDN';T wedge its rotting corpse into the nearest piece of machinery?
ok. so. Magma MIGHT be flooding the fortress. To whicfh In would respond: look over there!~
I think we might survive. Also - if all living things come to an end it's the dwarves' fault.
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Speaking of "Scruffy is an asshole", that reminds me:
(http://i.imgur.com/QzQSw.jpg)
Could you NOT kill someone? Like, once? Maybe try it on, see if it fits?
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So, let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there was a dwarf.
He totally beat the shit out of everything near him for no reason.
THE END.
By "The End", what I really meant was "is surrounded by a continual nightmare of horror"/ Which, when you think about it, is basically the same thing.
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i no longer know what is happening
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Right. We are interrupte\d by a giant crow.
BADGERS ARE MADE OF PASTA
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Some asshole has gone berserk because of COuRSE he did. Zugklar? Does Zuglar mean anything to anyonje? Because I';mm pretty sure he's an asshole
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So, apparently I passed out at some point after this, and blacked out quite a bit earlier. Someone went berserk, so I started playing the Mortal Kombat theme song in another tab. My notes read "15 shiots" and "i got the MOVES like jager". I'm hungover, but not as bad as I thought I'd be. A pretty poor showing on my end, though, as I only got through a single season before passing out.
(http://i.imgur.com/k697m.jpg)
That bottle was full before I started.
Here's the save, and God help whoever decides to tackle this next (still Scruffy's fault!):
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7247
Post by: Scruffy on December 21, 2012, 08:38:29 pm
what is this i don't evenThe dwarves will never go thirsty.
...an AQUIFIER? Really??
Evil laughter
Dig little dwarves, dig. Dig to your watery grave!
Bobnova the 8th? How many times do you need to die before you take a motherfucking hint??Actually, according to the legendviewer, it is the 9th Bobnova (also 5 kamins, 8 clovers, 11 scruffies, 4 siquos, 6 wrexies and 4 ruhns (atleast))
By the way, you can post the pictures afterwards. Too much hassle to do it while drunk ;D
Post by: Lolfail0009 on December 21, 2012, 08:54:41 pm
Post by: absynthe7 on December 21, 2012, 09:14:42 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 21, 2012, 09:21:18 pm
Just for the record? Scruffty is a FUDKER. I think there are ore ghists than dwarves. We're all going to die.You can still slab/bury them. You just have to take a drink for every occasion you do so (if you bury multiple ones at once you don't have to take more than one drink.)
Post by: absynthe7 on December 21, 2012, 09:24:59 pm
Post by: AustralianWinter on December 21, 2012, 09:27:20 pm
Post by: absynthe7 on December 21, 2012, 09:32:30 pm
Post by: absynthe7 on December 21, 2012, 09:44:21 pm
Post by: absynthe7 on December 21, 2012, 09:46:08 pm
Post by: absynthe7 on December 21, 2012, 09:50:22 pm
Post by: IronTomato on December 21, 2012, 09:55:20 pm
This is madness!
Post by: Aseaheru on December 21, 2012, 10:03:09 pm
You just QUADRUPLE POSTED.FIXED!
This is madness!
Post by: IronTomato on December 21, 2012, 10:05:10 pm
Fixed what? I was talking to Absinthe.You just QUADRUPLE POSTED.FIXED!
This is madness!
Post by: Scruffy on December 21, 2012, 10:07:22 pm
Some asshole has gone berserk because of COuRSE he did. Zugklar? Does Zuglar mean anything to anyonje? Because I';mm pretty sure he's an assholeOfcourse he is an asshole. He is a dwarf. That is the dwarven way. They all are assholes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9hynzB459Jc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9hynzB459Jc)
Aseaheru posted that before you edited your post from triple to quadruple ::)Fixed what? I was talking to Absinthe.You just QUADRUPLE POSTED.FIXED!
This is madness!
Post by: Aseaheru on December 21, 2012, 10:09:33 pm
because he had posted 4 times in a row. and you had said that he had posted 3 times. ahwell. you fixed it. BYE!Fixed what? I was talking to Absinthe.You just QUADRUPLE POSTED.FIXED!
This is madness!
Post by: IronTomato on December 21, 2012, 10:13:29 pm
Post by: Bobnova on December 22, 2012, 04:36:56 am
what is this i don't evenThe dwarves will never go thirsty.
...an AQUIFIER? Really??
Evil laughter
Dig little dwarves, dig. Dig to your watery grave!Bobnova the 8th? How many times do you need to die before you take a motherfucking hint??Actually, according to the legendviewer, it is the 9th Bobnova (also 5 kamins, 8 clovers, 11 scruffies, 4 siquos, 6 wrexies and 4 ruhns (atleast))
By the way, you can post the pictures afterwards. Too much hassle to do it while drunk ;D
lol, second in deaths only to the guy who's had the most turns. That's... Impressive?
On the plus side I seem to be on my way to surviving a turn, that'd be nice.
Is that counting "Bonbova" scruffy? I typo'd myself at one point I think.
I am enjoying this turn so far, especially in that I had the same reaction to the lavafall when I opened the map sober to look around. I wonder if Absynthe7 is still conscious. I hope so. In an ideal world I'll wake up to a nice solid update.
If you are, I strongly recommend starting operations to plug the stairway under the river somehow, or at least send the flow into an aquifer to be disposed of if possible.
I have a plan if it's still an issue by the time I manage a turn, and a pretty top notch computer if FPS becomes an issue.
Right now I need to go to bed as I expect my kids to wake me up in ~5.5 hours, at the latest. Ugh.
Post by: absynthe7 on December 22, 2012, 07:51:21 am
Post by: absynthe7 on December 22, 2012, 11:44:56 am
Post by: Scruffy on December 22, 2012, 12:09:12 pm
I have never seen so many hamster and fluffy wambler remains in such a strage pile (with half a dozen candy threads mixed in)
We even have good civilian wrestlers gouging eyes and using chokeholds on crundles. Oh the crundles! The crundles! Horrors! Crundles! So many dead crundles! And bat men and bat women! The caverns are full of dead bat men!
(http://i.imgur.com/q51cE.png)
17 deceaced babies and half a dozen dead children. 14 Ghosts (and 12 living dwarves)
Oh, and the first floor seems to be flooding. Seems like some dwarf opened the door leading to the river again.
As a plus side, everyone was comforted by lovely waterwalls
I like it!
Post by: absynthe7 on December 22, 2012, 01:53:08 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/GaAqI.jpg)
Ghost babies are haunting everyone, which is to be expected given the quantity of dead baby. It's like some sort of Nursery Of The Damned, and it's driving everyone insane. Tantrums are frequent. The dwarves are murdering the crundles, the batpeople, and the other dwarves whenever the fancy strikes them.
The frequent conflict has really helped out everyone's wrestling skill, though :D
Post by: Bobnova on December 22, 2012, 01:55:54 pm
This location seems to cause excessive drinking and early passing out :D
Post by: Bobnova on December 23, 2012, 09:59:58 pm
Downloading now.
Turn when it's done!
Assuming the download will actually start...
EDIT:
Aha! Save downloaded!
Drink tyaslly: I don't really know, maybne 1/4 bottle of absolut mandarin? M<asybe 1/3?
Enough that I'm definitly drunk, not so much that I'm going tyo pass out though. Shouold be good.
Anbybody with goals for me, lemme know.,
Post by: absynthe7 on December 23, 2012, 10:18:00 pm
I'd recommend doing something about the flooding. And the ghosts. And the berzerker(s). And the lack of booze. Maybe some bedrooms or a dining area.
*gets popcorn*
Post by: Bobnova on December 23, 2012, 10:19:01 pm
Goal2: Masgma stairs to prevent FPS death.
Goal4: stabilize fortress.
EDIT:
1st granit: WEhat sorcery is this!?! 1st granite?!
Drafted pretty much everybody except for Bobnova to kill the Framoer of Doom, also known as zugler.
Also forbid the door to the river.
2nd granite: Farmer killed. Starting operation Block Stairs With Lava. (ss1)
4th granite: BVrother convinced me to take another shot
7tyh granite: KLilled the miner. Me. In the process of blocking off the laval flow into the river to reroute it.
All hail 10.Bobnova!
9th granite: The pick/THE ONYL ONE) died with me. Whoops. COmissioned a b unch more copper picks.
11th granite: This isn't even my computer. This is diffuctly. Somweone tarted roptting, crap.
14th: Damnit clover, forge a pick!m m(ss3)
After that: Fcuking friends comptuer hates DF and crashed. All progress lost for the secone time. I cannot do this, I am sorry :(
Post by: absynthe7 on December 23, 2012, 11:09:01 pm
I have to admit, though, it's pretty hilarious watching the madness of this fort consume another. Don't worry about the lost progress, it happens. All hail 10.Bobnova! :D
Post by: Scruffy on December 24, 2012, 12:29:52 pm
After that: Fcuking friends comptuer hates DF and crashed. All progress lost for the secone time. I cannot do this, I am sorry :(Shame. I was looking forwards to your turn.
I'm not sure what types of metal we have but atleast the next overseer can construct some candy picks. That should make berserking miners more interesting ;D
Magma is peace
Happiness is slavery
Berserk is strenght
-The Ministry of Urist slogan
Post by: Bobnova on December 24, 2012, 09:40:45 pm
Me too :(After that: Fcuking friends comptuer hates DF and crashed. All progress lost for the secone time. I cannot do this, I am sorry :(Shame. I was looking forwards to your turn.
Post by: Nonsequitorian on December 25, 2012, 04:35:57 pm
Also where is the download?
Also I'll be up for a while. Coffee etc etc.
Post by: Scruffy on December 25, 2012, 05:23:40 pm
Taking turn. Not super drunk, but I've drank enough to. Two six packs of Reissdorf Kölsch, Julischka, Eggnog (with 73% alcohol rum, brandy, and three halved with bourbon, because fuck eggnog I just wnt alcohol), also some coffee with baileys to keep awake (because coffee alone just doesn't do it for me anymore). I'll be finishing my current coffee with baileys as I go. If I finish I'll be moving on to absinthe because I can still capitalize correctly, and that means I'm not drunk enough.Great ;D
Also where is the download?
Also I'll be up for a while. Coffee etc etc.
I think that this is the latest save:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7247
Post by: Nonsequitorian on December 25, 2012, 05:25:09 pm
Also I just chugged my coffee. Absinthe time.
EDITS:
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR BLAR WAS EVERYBODY DRUNK OR SOMETHIN?
ZULGAR RASTUPOFUCKYOU HAS BEEN STRUCK DOWN. *SWUGS ABSINTHE*
(http://i.minus.com/jnJcVNWZiTCE0.bmp)
Weeeee. making dwarf crying. represents our sins in this time of dwraves.
Not sure why that lever isn't being pulled, so fuck it I'm pulling it.
Mining out a pool of water above the magma spill to stop the magma spill and stuff. YEAWWEAR.
NEW DORF IS ON WORKING DUTY. HERE YOU CAN SEE HIS MAGNIFICENCE. HOW2SPELL PLEASE/
(http://i.minus.com/juBDOfNfOhrS8.bmp)
I fucked up my job of using the water to stop the magma. no more water left in murky pool.
(http://i.minus.com/jboluDaJvAOhj0.bmp)
did stop a leak. I A MSUCCESS. I DRINK TO MY SCUCESS. DRINK WITH ME. NEED MORE TO DRINK ONW!
Wait a second. i stopped one leak, but in trying to stop the other I just made it worse. GODMAARARARARMARARBARNM
As it is the first of slate, i put everyone on the squad and ordered them to kill the crundles. we will bathe in crundle blood! NOUS TUERONS LES CRUNDLES!!!!!
4th of slate and migrants come. HO, YOU SILLY PISSY PUTTERS! YOU SHALL BE FORCED TO DRINK THE BLOOD OF CRNDDLS!
The'res a dorr that has 7 7 water behind it. I want to make it passable so I can make some fishy fish some friends, but I know we will be killed.
npt sure whats going on, but I like it.
two people struck by meloncholy. at this rate I'm going to die. still capitalizing on the death of our brethorin in the gameworld. must be the absinthe..
Something happned because that door somehow let water through and is flooding things. not much, but somehow it happened. figured out the lever was for the bridge which topped a leak up a bove in the plains of death and donuts. Im feeling a bit phylsophicales so just go with me while I turn into a bird.
I shuld have been a pair of raggged caws scuttlin across the floors of silent seas. too bad there arnet no seas around to see or be free among the willow trees.
talking about trees, I designated every single one to be cut down. elves should be coming soon and I want to insult them in the anus hole while they squeal wiht pain and burn in magma/
(http://i.minus.com/j4gtdC3EPO88m.bmp)
hope that wasnt to fraphic.
not sure how, but we have 38 people.
Ich töte keine Geisten, so ja. No extra ghost shots. ebsides I dont like ecto plasm in my drinks I dont thin it tastes good and I don't like the texture. fuck gohsts.
COG DIPSHIT BABY BORN! WE HAVE A NWE KING! Damn. camt put him as king. magnifecant problematude as mayor it is...........
cant kill crundy wundys. NOUS TUERONS LES GRASSHJOPPERMEN. NOUS GANGERONS! WERERERE ERERERER JAI BESOIN DUNE BECOSSE
SOMEBODY DIED! VA PETER DANS LE TREFLE TU MERDRE!
THIS IS GOING TO HELL AND I HAVENT EVEN PLAYED A YEAR.
LETS HAVE US A PRAYETR TO THIS GODDAMN MESS OF A FORT
AND LESTS DO IT IN KÖLSCH PLATT
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
AMEN TO THAT
Elves. elves fucking elves we gotta kill them. EVERYBODY KLL THE ELVES!
(http://i.minus.com/jb0sdjkiN3icao.bmp)
Taking a break from things. Just letting them roll in like the wabves on a sunny day in june. I was told somebody would be stopping by later for some sexy times, but I think she was suppose to arrive a couple hours ago. dont know how that realtes, but if she does come then Ill just leave the godadmn game open while it does. in other news someboy was scared to death by a ghost.
From now on I dump bodies into magma from top cliff area. THE MAGMA STOPPED! I CAN BLOC KOFFF THE THING. IN OTHER NEWS WHY THE FUCK DID THE MAGMA STOP? IT SAYS IT HAS POWER BUT IT DON'T WORK! ARHOAWREUEOHABOITEAJO BGDUSGBKJASGLIUHGAPIJAET:AG.
(http://i.minus.com/jXboVaeBUC9Dd.bmp)
the magnefacal probelmatude has died of thirst. today, the 9th, is truly a sad day. oops also my design for a thing collapsed. its okay because I can't remember what tthe thing was for but somebody died and fell into lava.
Ima die at this rate. people dying everyware
weeeee migrantes. gotta get another drink or something. probs egnog.
FUCK
It crashed. I don't have the willpower to try again. It's nearly 2 and im ga go to bed. have fun with waht i have here, but I think we should try again a new or something, bevcause I know I m not alone in this gheneral upfucking of the system and theman christmas pun it's actually alebron paul who should be voted for for presodent (whicch is not president but the leader of all teath of the mouths of puny huimans)
had fun though. here's a dick joke for you (_)_)::D
Get it? netehr do i.
BTW, here's the tally.
at least a sixpack of kölsch, but I don't know if I counted correct. A couple ml of Julischka. maybe 1o or 20. two glasses of extremely strong eggnog (I can't taste absinthe right now, yet I cna taste the brandy - the least strong substance in the egnog - in the eggnog. not to mention the rum). Two glasses of absinthe. I'm thouroghly drunk about nows atimeses. fucked everything up, sorry.
Post by: Nonsequitorian on December 25, 2012, 07:52:51 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 25, 2012, 08:07:35 pm
Did the crash happen when the season changed?
(by the way, the generator is not build entirely on top of the aquifer so it sometimes needs some kickstarting (a few lazy dorfs on the middle pumps should do the trick))
Post by: Eric Blank on December 25, 2012, 11:43:10 pm
Post by: Bobnova on December 25, 2012, 11:46:08 pm
Hopefully the save isn't dying.
Post by: Nonsequitorian on December 26, 2012, 05:57:11 am
Didn't reach my drinking potential. If I did I don't think I'd be able to sit up straight or press the keys on the keyboard.
Reading post. Oh god I let myself go wild there. I like what I did with the dick joke. Probably an accident, but it's amusing to me.
Post by: Trif on December 26, 2012, 06:41:52 am
Post by: Nonsequitorian on December 26, 2012, 11:37:34 am
Also Platt/Kölsch version of the Lord's Prayer :P . I speak German, but not that dialect at all. Don't even live near Cologne, so I have no idea where that came from.
Post by: absynthe7 on December 26, 2012, 03:52:56 pm
Post by: Gigmaster on December 26, 2012, 04:34:29 pm
Post by: Nonsequitorian on December 27, 2012, 05:12:39 am
How did you guys get the river so big? I've tried really hard to find big rivers, but I never can.
Post by: Scruffy on December 27, 2012, 08:03:19 am
I'll try again sometime. Not right now, it's only 11:00.It's a major river (i think)
How did you guys get the river so big? I've tried really hard to find big rivers, but I never can.
Brooks are crossable, streams are narrow rivers and the much rarer major rivers are like streams but much wider
Post by: Aseaheru on December 27, 2012, 10:06:42 am
for any big river you have to have a big map.
Post by: Scruffy on January 02, 2013, 08:40:53 am
Post by: RenoFox on January 06, 2013, 12:27:16 am
Arses, itä's tilll too epic to concentrate on ponies, I mean fortress because of ponies, I will party until there is nothing left but to play fortress.
I'm still here, though. I tend to multitask even if I absolutely dont want to. Ponies, Youtube and something else leave little time to actually write here.
Iäm starting the game just on the side window.
Amazing! it works! Now Iäm drunk, new to the fortress and distracted. I will try to stop saying why Iäm distracted because it might offend some people who dont have friends. :D
3:41 A moment of intense profanities for a drink I dropped, which surprisingly smells like rotten eggs, despite smelling like candy ina glass. I also forgot to mark down times until now, but It was roughly two minutes between last paragraph and swearing at my own clumsiness.
3:45 I just took alook at the embark, this site is AMAZING! There'äs a volcano next to ocean! There'äs a infinite energy machine pumping magma to the top, but Iä'm not gonna touch it for now. There's even more pumps even lower, even more things I will absolutely not touch while Iäm layiing.
Unit list says we have undead units somehwere, so I will absolutely wall myself in ASAP. Dishonorable, absolutely, but not as much as losing the fortress, I rthink.
3:57 I went to toilet, and I donät know if I can folow three things at once while playing. I will take an ES energy drink now.
(http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/23054/0de0b5230539055.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/0de0b5230539055)
BWAHAHAA! Pimp operator! Turns out theyre all ghosts, so we may not be in the worst possible territory. Of all the comunity games, I seem to be the only one taking care of burial, so for now it seems like I may get this fort to its feet!
Iäm sill going to wall up though, I will NOT lose this fort on my turn.
There's already water on some levels. In case it wasn't broken before, I'm not gonna touch it.
4:14 This is harder than I thought. I haven't accomplished anything, and isolating seems more impossible than it should be. I don't think I'm gooing to play a hwole year.
4:19 I have no idea what todo. Apparently we dont have drinks, so thats something to work on. Aside from all the ghosts. We also dont have a manager, and I dont know where the still is, so I'll build one, most likely build more fields, and... well I must block the entrance somehow because I am pretty sure all those ghosts came from some kine of attacks this fort is unprepared for.
We have 12 living dwarves?! About one per ghosts, we are pretty much fucked to the point that we will have a new fortress against old fortress sieges. The gates, I will just bock the stairs themselves the moment ANYTHING comes on the surface remotely threatening our fort.
(http://thumbnails102.imagebam.com/23054/b1d3a2230539056.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/b1d3a2230539056)
4:25 Ustuth, you are useless and unhappy. Try to brew something before you and everyone else become suicidical.
Sibrejk, you're useless too, and shall farm the fields. Yor dabbling military skills are absolutely worthless if absolutely anything shows any aggression towards us. As a bonus, I found the fields so I won't have to found new ones.
Apparently these are already farmed too, although the old farmer has died long ago and the crops are wilting on the fields.
Oh, the one military dwarf outside is not stationed there, he's dead.
(http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/23054/be358c230539057.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/be358c230539057)
4:33 Started building new workshoips here to keep ghosts at bay. The expedition reader came to build them, seething with rage. He is extremely likely to go berserk before we get anything done. Do these dwarves have anywhere to drink or sleep? Things would be easier if I had enought dwarves to name someone to take manageer orders, now Iäm founding the fortress again from the start.
We dont have beds, or we have one somehwere whe cant ceach. A guy is filling a pond, when we have not enough dwarves to survive. I took two more beers while stopping military sparring and proceeding to stop this guy from filling the pond whreever its located.
4:48 The game crashed. The ingame time was less than a week, all my time was giving orders for when stuff was to get done.
Before trying again I checked the previous post attempt, it crashed too! I like to contribvute for great success, but if it crashes like this, I cannot STAND the infuriation of wasteed effort! Honestly speaking, there are ponies to watch and I will rather stay awake until everyone else is passed out taht start debugging the crash right now. You're not druk forever, so its better not be wasted doing something you could do sober. Or should do sober,
I'll take this time to say that ponies are SPOILERED FOR THOSE OFFENDED BY FRIENDSIP
{spoilers] They are awesome. I am watching a synctube pony marathon, I have now drunk one more beer after the last post, although I'm not playing df anymore. Maybe I should though, I may get the game few days mreo closer to crashpoint. No, seems worthless. I request, someone play over the crash point and I will gladly partake when I'm drunk again.
[spoilers]
I weel awesome after the effort though. Now I feel drunk enough to try again, but I don't know if its ok to start a new drunk fortress just because the old ones is broken.
Arses! I WILL do it! As far as I'm concerned, Drunkentrials is forsaken for its failure of existing. If someone seaves it, feel free to undo my efforts½!
(http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/23054/42e4d9230539061.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/42e4d9230539061)
Abandoned, started again, accidentally took my old save. Another community fort in an area where it rains shit. Funny enough to be mentioned, but I'll start a new fortress in the drunkentrials universe now.
5:52 New fortress started and embarked. Why is everything so hard! I am more confused than is justifiable, but a properly prepared squad of somewhat named forces have arived to the new embark site, and now wi e strike the earth!
The tame is 5:58 AM and the year is 1st Granite 113 here in new outpost of Beerbelch. right away I see that I have only one miner for two picks, no woodcutters, and of the carefully pciked dwarves the manager has no skills whatsoever. As doesnt one of the military dwasrves. We shall kick ass withthe sheer pwer of being paranoid as hell.
We found limonite right away. I started as I do sober, and risk rising my fort to massive immigrant waves. It might be a bad idea after all, but at least we wont die from tantrum sipral right away.
6:12, things unexpectedly proceeded well without anyone dying. The day is 21st graite and we're not horribly dying here. I'll work fast to make a wall outside the entrance and get the fort to sustainable bevore next overseer takes over. I still sewar I could have saved the last fort if it hadnt failed, it didn't have that much worse starting situation than a brand new fort.
(http://thumbnails104.imagebam.com/23054/0095ca230539064.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/0095ca230539064)
5th slate 6:21 Everyone got a bed to lie down, so... everyue's getting laid? We found magma quickly, we have limonite, so we can start an army as soon as we find how to get to the magma past the semi molten rock. Shouldn't be too hard. But I dont want to get too ewalty too soon. Wall fist, immigrant army second, THEN immediately supreme steel battalion fof all!
(http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/23054/50df52230539066.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/50df52230539066)
15th Slate 6:28AM, found magma and lost the miner to retardation. It wasnt anyone relevant, so I think were ok.
(http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/23054/6918e8230539549.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/6918e8230539549)
Peach-faced loverbird man sounds like a homophobic slur. Soem years ago I learned that a mocking bird is a real bird too, so now this is merely strange.
The lost miner is now identified as the fortress brewer. He was really the least important, as anyone can take his responsibilitioes now. I know, alcohol is important, but that gyu didnt really know any more than anyone else.
(http://thumbnails102.imagebam.com/23054/6a438a230539069.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/6a438a230539069)
6:45AM everything is going better than expected. I'm preparing for something truly outrageous to happen and take us by sururupsi any time now.
(http://thumbnails103.imagebam.com/23054/dffa2b230539071.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/dffa2b230539071)
Our foods rot on the fields while we had no stockpile. It should be fixed onm with barrels built on repeat.
20th Hematite, 6:55AM, I am bored, the worst part of starting a fort is going through the routines before anything interesting happens. IOf this fort crashes at any given point, I will curse this very world and go sober for a week!
I'll make one more bree drink and stop if I get too sober before the year is over.
MIGRATIONS! Six new dwarves, each and every one of them either skilled in some weapons or physically fit enough to fight, so I put them all in squad with our combatfighter. The squad doesnt do anything yet, we have no weapons or armor, but I'll make some while the guys pick flowers to get beyond peaseasnt status and wont tantrum if we need them out of army at some point.
(http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/23054/5a9845230539072.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/5a9845230539072)
Cant build magma forge, needs maglma safe non economic material, and I have no idea what it is because I've always had some until now.
(http://thumbnails102.imagebam.com/23054/657785230539074.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/657785230539074)
There's so many things not happening right now. We cant do smelters either, so I'm kind of stumped with my magma project. Aside from that, I'm getting overcompetrent to this fortress, so I'd better leave this to the nexxt overseer before I set too sober. Come the next day, I'll bread the story of fort this far. Now I just read that it has crashed before the last crashes too, so I may have indeed saved many players now. I'll read more about that later too.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on January 06, 2013, 01:08:53 am
Post by: RenoFox on January 06, 2013, 01:27:06 am
Post by: Bobnova on January 06, 2013, 01:48:57 am
Quote
I still sewar I could have saved the last fort if it hadnt failedMakes sense to me!
Given that the previous fort (and it's wonderful, wonderful location) crashed on three people in a row, I think it was probably dead.
Post by: Scruffy on January 06, 2013, 03:19:08 am
Tapio boozeI see, a fellow finn and a brony no less. Seems like I'm not the only one then.
An interesting turn and a new fortress. It has been a while since someone last took a turn that didn't crash so that was a good idea. (I suppose that the game couldn't handle the awesomeness of the Generator and !!Pimp stack!! )
Post by: Kamin on January 06, 2013, 04:02:06 am
If not, no rule. But I hope you are all having fantastic new years! :D
Post by: Nonsequitorian on January 06, 2013, 04:43:18 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on January 06, 2013, 06:24:28 am
I can do neither when I'm sober...
There's your problem.
Post by: Scruffy on January 06, 2013, 08:22:12 am
Wait. Okay. The people who play are too drunk to write "pump stack" correctly, yet they can make a functioning water reactor and pump stack. I can do neither when I'm sober...Dorfs, thats why.
By the way, some of the pimp workers are intentional. I think that it started as a typo and spread from there.
As for the generators and pumps: they are not as functional as you might think.. Magma leaking from a hole into a corridor 1z below. Assemblies melting. Chaotic assemblies and axles without a function. Having to decon half a dozen pumps because they were facing the wrong way. Miners and mechanics starving/burning. Generator output being in a constant flux between 500 and 900. It shutting down every time it drops below 700...
Post by: Nonsequitorian on January 06, 2013, 08:28:24 am
Post by: Clover Magic on January 06, 2013, 12:57:34 pm
Also kind of sad we lost my site, since I like that river, but crashes all around are Bad Things. -raises glass- How fast can we run this one into the ground?
Post by: Bobnova on January 06, 2013, 01:59:38 pm
Maybe we can put the next one on a river too, I liked that setting. I wanted to build a fortress over the river :D
Post by: LittleJP on January 09, 2013, 01:07:15 pm
Post by: Kamin on January 09, 2013, 04:51:57 pm
So, what's the new title?As far as I'm aware, the current fort is still going? Things have slowed down a little and gotten confusing (paradox) since the holidays, but it'll pick back up once people start feeling that their New Year's resolutions are overrated ;D
Post by: Clover Magic on January 09, 2013, 05:04:16 pm
So, what's the new title?As far as I'm aware, the current fort is still going? Things have slowed down a little and gotten confusing (paradox) since the holidays, but it'll pick back up once people start feeling that their New Year's resolutions are overrated ;D
Actually, RenoFox abandoned and started a new fort since the river one had crashed on three people in a row, including him, heh. So we're at a new site.
I can't wait to get my drunken claws in it, heehee.
Post by: Kamin on January 09, 2013, 05:11:28 pm
Definitely overlooked that somehow. Probably drunkenly. Gonna have to update the page! But Reno never got back with any Decrees... If he played for a year, he's entitled to one. Oh well, we can still play without it if he doesn't get here with a Decree first--easier on the next overseer's liver :PSo, what's the new title?As far as I'm aware, the current fort is still going? Things have slowed down a little and gotten confusing (paradox) since the holidays, but it'll pick back up once people start feeling that their New Year's resolutions are overrated ;D
Actually, RenoFox abandoned and started a new fort since the river one had crashed on three people in a row, including him, heh. So we're at a new site.
I can't wait to get my drunken claws in it, heehee.
Post by: Scruffy on January 09, 2013, 05:49:10 pm
Such lag
Filled my waterskin with elf blood I found near the trade depot.
(http://i.imgur.com/IO9aI.png)
The pumps are still pumping!
This place is a menace!
1/7 water on the first floor and the Generator still pumping magma from the bowels of the earth even long after the fort was abandoned.
Corpses and socks everywhere. Can't seem to find any of the candy stuff though. Killed a bird with someone's severred head. My bags are full of named skeletons.
Ran out of blood to drink. Found some more on the ground.
All the booze is gone..
(http://i.imgur.com/lO9Zb.png)
The machinery is still pumping just like it was before abandoning the fortress. The river is slowly turning into obsidian and anything that tries to approach the southern side of the fortress gets incinerated. The amount of magma on the surface is increasing..
Found our weapon stockpile. Armed myself with a green glass corkscrew.
Crud. Accidently fell down a 20z drop into a flooded part of the fort with multiple z-levels of water above me. Drowning and stunned. (it was the gearbox axle stack)
(http://i.imgur.com/mOnxC.png)
Crap
Restarted a save.
Got back inside. Found the remains (or atleast most parts) of Scruffy the 3rd near 2 crundle skeletons and mined gems. What happened here and why were his ears and hands severed?
Every enterence to the caverns seems to be sealed. Well, I will just have to get creative.
Remember that long 3x3 stairway I dug to flood the magma sea and caverns? The one that is just a direct drop from the river to the magma? I made a jumped down a few holes and dived into the 7/7 flooded passages and finally emerged out inside the caverns.
No wonder the site lags and kept crashing. The whole third (second?) caverns are being flooded. (+ all the waterwheels, pumps, magma, axles, assemblies... you get the idea)
(http://i.imgur.com/ieVgQ.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/uJf9n.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/2P2He.png)
Reloaded again. This time I got scared to death by the very same ghost Scruffy that has already killed a dozen other dorfs. Oh the irony :P Why Scruffy? Why? Karma strikes back?
Post by: Kamin on January 09, 2013, 06:00:49 pm
By the way, I reached our previous fortress in adventure mode. Our exploits and deeds are know even in the most distant human kingdoms. Most likely as horrible fairytales to scare bad children.This. So much this.
Edit: You updated it more! YES. This is SO AWESOME. Nice crundle kill, man! And who said Scruffy remains were useless?!
Post by: Chimpanzee on January 10, 2013, 01:57:18 am
Post by: absynthe7 on January 10, 2013, 01:00:28 pm
This place is a menace!
I seem to have done a tremendous amount of damage in my truncated turn. Is it wrong that I feel oddly proud of that? :P
Post by: Scruffy on January 10, 2013, 01:06:53 pm
You should! I like what you did to the place.This place is a menace!
I seem to have done a tremendous amount of damage in my truncated turn. Is it wrong that I feel oddly proud of that? :P
I noticed a few missing stairs that caused some issues and some strangely channeled parts on the surface.
Anyway, our old magmapumping hole in the clay was nowhere as dangerous to adventurers as the fort before that (the one with 11-12 FBS)
Edit: Kamin, here are the turns you missed:
-Absynthe7's turn
-Bobnova's crashed turn
-Nonsequitorian's crashed turn
-Renofox's crashed turn
-Renofox's new fortress first turn
Could you perhaps add the crashed turns on the first page? They have written journals so they are no different from standard turns.
Post by: absynthe7 on January 10, 2013, 02:03:12 pm
1st granit: WEhat sorcery is this!?! 1st granite?!
I was re-reading the crashed turns and just saw this. Did I actually make it through an entire year? That would imply that I was blacked out for 3+ seasons of game time, seeing as how I don't remember a single trade caravan...
...Which would explain an awful lot, now that I think about it :D
EDIT: Kamin, can you add a link to Scruffy's Adventure Mode post to the OP? It's probably a more well-detailed display of the madness that is Drunk Fortress than some of the actual turn posts are ;)
Post by: Clover Magic on January 10, 2013, 02:28:31 pm
By the way, we have made it into the Hall of Legends! Sweet. Our livers will not die in vain.
Post by: Scruffy on January 10, 2013, 02:52:10 pm
There is also this (a bit older adventure and unofficial drunken turn) http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3822953#msg3822953 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3822953#msg3822953)
By the way, someone just linked a picture of our old !!drunkfort!! magma leak (the one in the tvtropes page) in 4chan /tg/ (that thread was mostly about elves punishing dorfs for tree cutting)
Post by: Kamin on January 11, 2013, 10:43:15 am
Kamin, can you add a link to Scruffy's Adventure Mode post to the OP? It's probably a more well-detailed display of the madness that is Drunk Fortress than some of the actual turn posts are ;)I most certainly can! I love Scruffy's !!DRUNK FORT!! adventure mode stuff! I'll get to it when I get to updating the rest; I'm all over the place right now, and I'm still not 100% sure how I want to write up the new stuff :D
By the way, we have made it into the Hall of Legends! Sweet. Our livers will not die in vain.
By the way, someone just linked a picture of our old !!drunkfort!! magma leak (the one in the tvtropes page) in 4chan /tg/ (that thread was mostly about elves punishing dorfs for tree cutting)Does this mean !!DRUNK FORT!! is "going viral?" :P
Edit: Updated! I have high hopes for this new fort in the new year... So the name gets more thought than usual. Make it happen, my drinking companions!
Post by: Siquo on January 11, 2013, 05:51:51 pm
23:53 - okay, starting. I'll be just editing this post with updates. Noone has been dorfed yet, and I'll need to read the ruless. lcause rules is important or something dont nknow if ill remember to do them though alsoneed shotstuff to shot. glasses thing.s
(http://i.imgur.com/KM3rn.png)
Yes typing lazy I can type very nice neatly if I concentrate. First: dorfing people or I will forget.
24:07 - 14th malachite. It's the middle of the summer, and for some reason I'm appointed to write the glorious history og of this dirthole inthe ground, Ucatugath ot or "Beerbelch". *BELCH* aenyway, we are 13 sting stronbg, and slowly digging our way to paradise. we found magam, we have wood and we have plenty of... nothing. Nobodys counting. YOU THERE< NAMELSS PEASANT! START COUNTING OUR STUFS!
12:21 16th of Galena. Slowly we are expanding, makiing stockpiils end bridges and workshops. Even the most basic stuff lis lacking! Beut we do have a nice wall.
Wae have one ghost haunting the halls. TO easy his pain, I'll engrave a lsb slab for him , our humble brerewewer, and take shot for it.
Found 1/3ltre of Ballantines. That's acceptablywe, not going to touch the nice ones while this inebriatesd (thats a word, right? minus ths the s)? Ittls itll do. GF will hat e me in the morning.
12:27 Took the shot, I hop e no more die today.......
(http://i.imgur.com/kAjX0.png)
12:32 Wren men and wmome women! WTF?! More afraid of us than we are of them, though. Stupid birbrainds. Oh wow that IS a nice marble depit.
For some reason ist wont let me build magmasmelters?1 someone sober look at this.
12:39 Time gfor another Blended Scotch Shiky Whisky I mean.
11th sandstone: Som evagrants have arrived. Bloody uselsess but theyre dwarves so we feed thaem. and clothe them. and gidve them our precious booze.
Used to be able to make notes but cant find the command now but the lefver neatr the foodworkshops on lvl theree is the one connected to the main bridge.
just so nyhou know I hpioe youre taking noretes.
0:55 16th Timber - A caravan arrived! Some enjoyment after all this boredom. Letsssee wheat we have to trade...
Lucky I made some rock crafts or we'de be toally broke... bought some stuff we need, raw glass, clay, gypsum plaster, the usual.
Still cant build any magam buildings.. wonder why. Can sonmeeone sober look at this?
1:06 'nother whiksy.
1:19 and another. It's all goin gvery well. We have a strange mood, though, and he needs metal bard.s Fortunately I solve d the smelter magma problem and we can now smelt stuff. Let's and hop that is ill be awesome.
A mystrerinous contrsuction has begun! Glad I bought that raw sglass...
BAH a green glass crown. Worth 16800 Dorfbuck though but still. IT is UGLY. I wonder who'd pay that for it.
1:33 and all's well.
(http://i.imgur.com/R4V7p.png)
It's spring. Save coming up. Did not do much but preserve the status quo, expand a bit. No idea how people get to make entire pupm stacks in their turn......
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7298
Post by: Scruffy on January 11, 2013, 06:03:32 pm
Turn claim: 23:45 - 2 litres of Amstel down, downloading the save.Yesh! A new turn!
23:53 - okay, starting. I'll be just editing this post with updates. Noone has been dorfed yet, and I'll need to read the ruless. lcause rules is important or something dont nknow if ill remember to do them though alsoneed shotstuff to shot. glasses thing.s
Yes typing lazy I can type very nice neatly if I concentrate. First: dorfing people or I will forget.
No need to concentrate for neat writing. Just write what your drunken mind produces
Edit:
It's spring. Save coming up. Did not do much but preserve the status quo, expand a bit. No idea how people get to make entire pupm stacks in their turn......Seems like the fort is in a better state than they usually are after a !!Drunkfort!! turn. :D Will check it out tomorrow.
(By the way, the stack was made by 40ish dorfs working full time for a year and ignoring everything else (and was only around 30 pumps high). Also led to fort tumble into a tantrum spiral, starvation and utter lack of booze.)
Quote from: Siquo
For some reason ist wont let me build magmasmelters?1 someone sober look at this.Sober? SOBER!?!
What madness has struck your intoxicated mind to utter such heresy?
Most likely because the event for magma sea discovery hasn't been triggered yet. Magma workshops/forges only become available after that. It sometimes gets bugged but can easily be fixed with Dfhack.
Or perhaps the lack of magma safe materials?
Post by: Kamin on January 11, 2013, 10:46:43 pm
Post by: AnimaRytak on January 11, 2013, 11:11:14 pm
If so I'm starting the Caribbean screwdrivers while I write. Eventually I'll be to drunk to focus on writing anything good, and this seems like a good way to spend the evening afterwards.
Post by: Scruffy on January 11, 2013, 11:18:58 pm
Is this still first drunk first serve?A second drunken player? This night just keeps getting better and better. Lead our stunted drunken kin to glory! (or slow and amusing death. It is all the same to me. Dorfs can be replaced, booze can be brewed and forts can be reclaimed)
If so I'm starting the Caribbean screwdrivers while I write. Eventually I'll be do drunk to focus on writing anything good, and this seems like a good way to spend the evening afterwards.
Post by: AnimaRytak on January 11, 2013, 11:36:46 pm
Also, relevant
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Post by: AnimaRytak on January 12, 2013, 01:30:39 am
9:35: Second drink.
9:50: Notable difficulty in the use of ear buds.
10:10: Third drink, end of first Bacardi bottle. Walking is pretty wobbly now but I managed to sneeze without spilling my drink.
11:02: Fourth drink, virgin bottle. I’m talking to myself and speaking in weird voices.
11:10: Was told I was drunk. Downloading save.
11:18: Heard the phrase, “Homeless orgy.” I’m not really sure what to make of that.
11:19: My writing quality is going downhill, despite my awesome muse. Opened save, took a look around.
11:24: I feel the urge to run into the other room and jump on the bed. I’m going to do so. I’m going to yell bonsai.
11:26: Failed to yell bonsai. I ended up laughing in mid air. Got looked at like I’m a crazy drunk. It’s not yet time to take over the fort. I can get drunker.
11:27: The tiny bottle of Oakheart rum? I’m going to down it.
11:27: Instant nausea. Ugh. Slow breathing will help.
11:29: I feel like I’m in water. I haven’t had this feeling in a long time. I feel I need to burp.
11:30: Making this post, am I drunk enough yet?
Post by: AnimaRytak on January 12, 2013, 06:17:39 am
11:32: I notice our farm land is lacking. Expand time. Attempts at designating fail, turns out I’m in view mode.
11:36: Loud, funny sounding sneeze. Digging commences.
11:38: Named a dorf after myself. Furnace Operator, Blacksmith, Metalsmith (shit skills in all of them). AnimaRytak, RumGod.
11:40: Screwed up my measurements. Farm plots are 6x6 over 5x5. Oops.
11:43: Made another dorf a miner. Need moar minecraft.
11:44: Rum farts.
11:45: Created a pen/pasture and assigned all the hens and male chickens to it. Moved nest boxes into the new room.
11:45 Realized male chickens are roosters. Doh.
11:49: Ordered an iron pick. Can’t find the workshop.
11:51: I realize the fort seems perfectly logical to me. That is not good at all.
11:52: Removed random table from barracks/dorm. (I made it the barracks).
11:53: Food optimization. Only farmers harvest. Farmers only haul food and do farm work.
11:54: Drunk sigh.
11:55: Ordered military to train.
11:57: Thirty rock blocks completed. What the fuck?
11:58: I feel I am being too logical for this turn. Am I too sober? Lavish meal creation ordered.
12:03: Drunkenly checked an email account I shouldn’t. Damn it. Back to work.
12:06: Fifth drink.
12:11: Hurt finger trying to open a new carton of orange juice. Ended up removing it with a fork. Finger still hurts. My drinks are slowly turning into Caribbean fuckdrivers. (A glass of chilled rum with a splash of OJ)
12:15: Screen shot of new farmland
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/Rytak/newfarm_zpsbbdeea4a.jpg)
12:16: It’s only mid spring. Oh fuck.
12:18: Designated a hospital dug out. Migrants arrive. 28 fucking dwarves. I name them all after stormtroopers. For the empire!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/Rytak/stormtrooperdorfs_zps9d1dc299.jpg)
12:29: Finished naming dorftroopers.
12:35: Quiet. Sweet sweet quiet.
12:38: Dug out some new rooms. Had ‘em smoothed out. Ordered dining hall engraved.
12:39: Piss break. Made a snow angel on the carpet on the way back.
12:46: G-0405, a dorftrooper, went batshit insane. He must die.
12:48: Elves arrive. Fuck them all. I’m taking their shit and they can’t stop me.
12:54: G-0405 is beaten to death by a bureaucrat. Hermes Conrad eat your heart out. Well, a bureaucrat and an unarmed macedwarf.
1:02: What drink am I on? Um… Sixth, right.
1:11: Holy fuck I am drunk. I just licked my arm. My saliva smells like vomit.
1:13: Two children are born. One to Renofox, the other to some cocksucker.
1:14: Gonna stop pausing the game. It’s still spring and I’m hammered. Also, rumfart.
1:16: DFhack. Digvx. Go!
1:17: Maybe I shouldn’t have done that.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/Rytak/digvxhaha_zps196749be.jpg)
1:18: Piss break.
1:21: While I was pissing, goblin child molesters tried to infiltrate the fortress. My puppy defense force won however. Also I ordered the trade depot deconstructed. Exploiting bugs to abuse elves FTW.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/Rytak/aboveground_zps10fbcefb.jpg)
1:24: I’m not blacking out yet, I may be too sober.
1:25: Wow. All the tunnels I digvx’s out are um…. Well if this laptop had the proper mouse drivers I’d show you. But I doesn’t, so I won’t.
1:26: It’s summer? Well then, more migrants; 13 Dwarves. I name them after Norse Gods this time.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/Rytak/norsedorfs_zpsbc38d168.jpg)
1:44: Piss break.
1:49: A baby is born. I name him Lashidang. I know this isn’t Deathgate, but no one will notice one evil, heart eating baby amongst an army of dorftroopers and norse gods.
1:56: I forgot about the elves. Who cares.
1:58: Psuedoveritgo, yay.
1:59: Humans! More shit to steal! Yaaayy!
2:05 I think its autumn time. Wee.
2:12: Holy FUCK everything is numb. Cept my knees. They kinda hurt. Also I finished my fifth drink. Since its after 2 AM, I won’t make another. I mean, I’m not an alcoholic. Despite the overwhelming screams of YES YOU ARE from my friends and family.
2:13: H-5050 is possessed. I order the trade depot taken apart. Screw those humans.
2:20: Had another piss break.
2:30: I noticed the possessed dwarf started working on crap.
2:40 Fuck. No booze for 40 minutes. It’s autumn at least. A Little further.
2:42: More migrants for fucksake. I name them after tanks.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/Rytak/wave5_zps3ef0ce2c.jpg)
2:51: My toes, they are numb.
2:57: A dwarf had been found, drained of blood. WE HAVE A MO FUCKIN VAMPIRE.
2:59: I’m experience micro-blackouts.
3:03: Piss break. I think I’ll skip this time.
3:06: Skipping might not have been a great idea.
3:13: Caravan arrives. The dwarven kind.
3:14 There’s four corpses in the graveyard. Vampire is hungry. Or something. I dunno.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/Rytak/coffins_zps5c4a0e6d.jpg)
3:15: Bobnova the Xth trantrumed, then went insane. Baldr kicks his ass with a crossbow long enough to cripple him. He suffocates as Baldr runs away flipping him the bird.
3:23: Winter, woohoo.
3:31: Oh fuck we’re out of booze. It explains the huge amount of tantrums I’ve been seeing. I probably shouldn’t ignore those…
3:55: Hurry up damn turn.
4:00 Bit of a miasma problem going on... oh well, won't be my problem soon~
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/Rytak/farmmiasma_zpsee3e02e8.jpg)
4:08: Spring! Yay! Salvation from this fort. Admittedly, it ran itself for half a year. But still, I had to watch.
4:14: Here's the save: YEAH! (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7300)
Drink Total: 6 Drinks. 1 Tiny sample of spiced rum.
Total drinking time? 5 hours.
Post by: Scruffy on January 12, 2013, 07:32:30 am
So many migrants and named dorfs
Post by: Kamin on January 12, 2013, 10:07:42 am
3:15: Bobnova the Xth trantrumed, then went insane. Baldr kicks his ass with a crossbow long enough to cripple him. He suffocates as Baldr runs away flipping him the bird.Good night, sweet prince.
This turn, although somewhat lacking in the screenshot department, was a truly enjoyable read! Loved the names, too, hahahaha. You're a pretty "good" drunk, Anima! Now you are able to make a rule for the rest of the overseers to follow. You can read the rules in the OP for more info if you're not sure what that means, but for example, "Take a drink for every cat you send to slaughter" could be a particularly interesting decree to make.
Post by: Trif on January 12, 2013, 10:29:11 am
Post by: Eric Blank on January 12, 2013, 12:20:44 pm
Post by: AnimaRytak on January 12, 2013, 01:40:55 pm
There's a surprising lack of typos in this turn. Wow!
Spellchecker, perhaps?
Spellchecker was part of it, other part of it is I'm still a pretty good typist while intoxicated.
I'm going to go back and nab a few more screenshots of the fort. There was some stuff I changed but I just forgot to screenshot.
And as for my own custom rule? Take a drink every time a Dorftrooper dies.
Post by: Scruffy on January 12, 2013, 01:48:58 pm
A shame that I only have a small bottle of Prinssi eversti (40%), a bit of wine and 2l of beer. I suppose that I must make do with that. I'll down some beer and drink the remaining wine to get some buzz.
Post by: Bobnova on January 12, 2013, 02:00:49 pm
Quote from: AnimaRytak
12:11: Hurt finger trying to open a new carton of orange juice. Ended up removing it with a fork. Finger still hurts.Ha! A second DF related injury! I don't feel quite so silly now.
How'd you hurt it? With the fork? I think I may still have the "Worst Idea" award.
Poor Bobnova the Xth. I think that's 9 now.
Great turn, I was amused :D
Post by: AnimaRytak on January 12, 2013, 02:04:58 pm
Quote from: AnimaRytak12:11: Hurt finger trying to open a new carton of orange juice. Ended up removing it with a fork. Finger still hurts.Ha! A second DF related injury! I don't feel quite so silly now.
How'd you hurt it? With the fork? I think I may still have the "Worst Idea" award.
Poor Bobnova the Xth. I think that's 9 now.
Great turn, I was amused :D
It had one of those plastic rings attached to a plastic disc to block the juice. For some reason when I pulled on it, it didn't want to pop out and the ring just stretched. It dug into my finger pretty deep before I used the fork instead of my finger.
Post by: Scruffy on January 12, 2013, 02:38:50 pm
I checked out the fort (will start playing after I'm drunk)
Woah, it's like every vein in the whole embark site for 5zlevels has been assigned for digging. This use of Dfhack vdig is starting to smell of cheating ::)
Well, I won't remove the designations since they were made by the previous overseer. I don't mind it.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
21:40 The remains of a bottle of wine (around 2,5dl)
21:55 Finished a pint of beer
22:15 Finished the second pint. Too much liquid volume to drink faster than that.
Will drink a few shots of Prinssi Eversti
22:25 drank 2 shots
Pee. So much pee
22:50 finished tje third pint. Can't drink any more. Must drink stronger stuff instead
Starting my thurjng. Wish me luck.
1st Granite
This is a strange fort but sho are every edrunken fotts., This is rather soberly desighned.
Consteucted levers in the dining room and added notes. We need em to close the gates.,
Poured mu last pint o beer. Still have prlenty od prissi eversti. Saginf some of ti of shots from dead militia
Started assignling labors and militias. Thank ARmok I am good at this stuff swile druink. Not
No Wrex! You do not habve coal! Dewal with it! Tough noogies
Assogmed bedrpp,s
Wju are all druimlem forts souch a mess? Not summtetrical nor are they well designed. Just randomslu shaped rooms stuck together
Some stickpile cahnges.
(http://i.imgur.com/L0zbS.jpg)
Wait! We have a rivber! KLnow what that means? Drowning chamgers!
Kobold thids and assigned more stocklipes and mining
DF crashed! oh for fucks asake
Starting again
Redid all that
Removed farming from a few fields. So many
RThey just keep giving birt! What is this! Why ar e our females so fertile? Mjus have een a fort wide orgy or something
LKids everywhere!!!
Mountaindudes from tha mountaind homes! give us ,more goats! we demand goats! And gcheese! moar cheese! CJEESAE!
I may have acidenty accionced some forks wfor bavies and children. Oops
SLATE! (ROAR!=)=
STROP CHANCELLING HT MINDING DARN IT! I KNOW IT IS HOT!
Tis looks like a n archer fort. m<ade a makrskguad. Started constructing an eacrher traiining place and shit
The drofning chambers are close to finish! Glody of the fort! Yesh! YESH!
STop giving birth darn it!
Finisihed me flast pint. Now only shots for dea d militia and such!
SLATE!
(http://i.imgur.com/N5vVx.jpg)
XConrtrucged the archer quartersd
The drofning chambers are close to finish! Glody of the fort! Yesh! YESH!
STop giving birth darn it!
Felsite
Me lap be full o beer! That is a bad thing!
Migtrants. 106 dorfgs. Must lover htaht limit. changing it to 60. Seems ood for drunk fort players.
60 is good
(http://i.imgur.com/xuatF.jpg)
TITAN!
Darn, the alcohol is affectin g me. Almost forgot to colose the cae. Almost forgot all about the titamnb.
(http://i.imgur.com/TieHL.jpg)
Ukko Ylihjumala saves the day again!
Listening to Klamydia. Darn that Kemppainen!
'They be mad1 MAD I SAY! tg107 went mad. Not to say tgat /tg/ hanst alwasy neen lik that
Felsite
Elves (again yet for the first timet otoo)
I mau slowl y star approachihg sobriety. But no! I must dfrink more! Sobrieltyt is forbiddne! NEVER! NEVER AGAIN SHALL I BE SOBBRE!
Hematite
The dorowning chamber is closing completiojng
Whats with all these melanchilid dwarfes? OPur for t is a happy fort. We are ahappy. No need for the melancholy
Malachite
(http://i.imgur.com/vn0lJ.jpg)
Migrants
Darn it! Stops cancelling jobs to eseek for lost babnies! They are a renefable resource! You will get more!
Wgy are you mad? Why sis everyone babbling and ruiing around? we are not taht baf of, now are we?
Galena
;e deatjdraå be clöosing clobletipm. dpims ot`?
Since we havent had fiths im taking te h drinks even without a mandate to do so. Drinks ahoy!
tOOK ONE TO DA TWONG thoguht g, Sucbh coughing.
Stop itnerruopting bme aagter ever farn du g wsquare"
I have cdrank eveything possible. Wveruthing drankble has een drank so screw yoa!
Limsstone
No wonder thinsgs weres not working. Found me miners dead in the waterdrwain. Wht dies Janmin alwasy die? KAmin I mean.
Something looks strange with our bedfrooms. Oh wo fucks whake! Not synmnetrical
Gobluns! They ebe taking oyr babeies! Keepe em if aya want em
Vampir again
They took Odin they did!
Sandstone
(http://i.imgur.com/MrwL5.jpg)
Layers of strorage for the fgorges
(http://i.imgur.com/2x5vH.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/DlSyu.jpg)
Much of our milotosa seesm to have disspread during the year
Everyd field was tet to fertilize so no plants for the year
No idea whtat happened to the caravans but we appera to have their shit
Giant gangoroos be siegin g us! Horrosr
Timber!
GOBBOS! WAAGH!
They die. Militia i mean
Siquo kicked ass. Scruffy, Ruhn, wresxie, reno n rcmgames not sio mouch. Most lived
Monstone
Mein gate mus be closed!
Afther months of water we finally have booz
jerbalist made a fancy stick
Edit: Seems like I reached early moonstone. Pictures later
Save here: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7303
Post by: Bobnova on January 12, 2013, 05:44:57 pm
1st Granite
This is a strange fort but sho are every edrunken fotts., This is rather soberly desighned.
Wju are all druimlem forts souch a mess? Not summtetrical nor are they well designed. Just randomslu shaped rooms stuck togetherlol
DF crashed! oh for fucks asakeOuch. And... lol at the comment.
Starting again
Mountaindudes from tha mountaind homes! give us ,more goats! we demand goats! And gcheese! moar cheese! CJEESAE!Wait, what? lol
I may have acidenty accionced some forks wfor bavies and children. Oops
Post by: AnimaRytak on January 12, 2013, 05:49:20 pm
Compared to him, I was down right lucid last night.
I mean damn, he's hammered.
Post by: Eric Blank on January 12, 2013, 05:51:48 pm
Post by: AnimaRytak on January 12, 2013, 05:59:36 pm
Perhaps he's merely less dextrous/adapted to intoxication.
I believe you just called me a drunk.
I cannot refute that however.
Post by: Scruffy on January 12, 2013, 06:04:33 pm
Wow.How rude
Compared to him, I was down right lucid last night.
I mean damn, he's hammered.
Post by: AnimaRytak on January 12, 2013, 06:07:35 pm
Wow.How rude
Compared to him, I was down right lucid last night.
I mean damn, he's hammered.
No worries, you're doing DrunkFortress proud!
Post by: Scruffy on January 12, 2013, 06:11:26 pm
Haven't I alway#? Yeah! !!DRUNK FORTRESDS!Wow.How rude
Compared to him, I was down right lucid last night.
I mean damn, he's hammered.
No worries, you're doing DrunkFortress proud!
Post by: Nonsequitorian on January 12, 2013, 06:24:43 pm
Post by: Wrex on January 12, 2013, 06:32:05 pm
I have the boose. You have the saves. Let's get this shit started.
Post by: Bobnova on January 12, 2013, 06:57:07 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 13, 2013, 02:56:35 am
Haven't seen Scruffy's save yet, not sure he's done. Or conscious.Was sleeping.
Since we havent had fiths im taking te h drinks even without a mandate to do so. Drinks ahoy!Note to self: never drink half a bottle in a few mins
Everything got a bit hazy after that. I have no recollection of writing all that stuff
Post by: Siquo on January 13, 2013, 03:14:46 am
Can't think of a decent rule to add, and honestly that many rules was too much to remember inebriated.
Post by: Kamin on January 13, 2013, 10:40:42 am
And now it's WREXIN' TIME.
Edit: Any decrees, Scruff?
Post by: Scruffy on January 13, 2013, 11:23:31 am
... Dude PUNCHED A TITAN'S HEAD OFF. That is one for the fucking books.Take a drink if the fortress runs out of booze (unless you are too drunk to notice that the dorfs are dehydrating :o )
And now it's WREXIN' TIME.
Edit: Any decrees, Scruff?
By the way, the puncher happens to also be our captain of the guard and pet vampire. I think that he deserves the right to suck a few peasants every now and then. It would be a shame to get rid of him just because he doesn't drink booze.
Post by: misko27 on January 13, 2013, 03:13:40 pm
I debate that. He is sucking dwarven blood after all. That gotta have a pretty high blood-to-alcohol rate.... Dude PUNCHED A TITAN'S HEAD OFF. That is one for the fucking books.Take a drink if the fortress runs out of booze (unless you are too drunk to notice that the dorfs are dehydrating :o )
And now it's WREXIN' TIME.
Edit: Any decrees, Scruff?
By the way, the puncher happens to also be our captain of the guard and pet vampire. I think that he deserves the right to suck a few peasants every now and then. It would be a shame to get rid of him just because he doesn't drink booze.
Post by: Wrex on January 13, 2013, 03:18:12 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 13, 2013, 03:36:56 pm
And now, I would like to be informed of any potential fortress killing hazards. Like magma rain or somesuch.Warning! The site has a severe dwarf infestation
Also, the south eastern bridge in the drowning trap is not a rising bridge so the trap leaks. Fix it if you want to use it.
Also we have fast quantities of iron..
Post by: Bobnova on January 13, 2013, 05:09:17 pm
And now, I would like to be informed of any potential fortress killing hazards. Like magma rain or somesuch.
Warning: Potential hazard detected: Wrex interested in taking a turn! :D
Also, the effects of drinking half a bottle in a few minutes should have been fairly obvious given my previous (completed) turn that resulted in only a couple dorf-months done, me bleeding all over my kitchen, and confused messages being posted :P
Definitely not recommended.
Post by: Siquo on January 13, 2013, 05:54:16 pm
Post by: Wrex on January 13, 2013, 06:05:01 pm
There's iron, flux, and a shitload of trees. We should be drinking from steel mugs in no time!
Or from the broken skulls of their fellows as their world crashes down upon them.
Post by: Graebeard on January 14, 2013, 02:10:17 am
Spoiler: Here's my backup: (click to show/hide)
Post by: Nonsequitorian on January 14, 2013, 08:03:49 am
Post by: Naryar on January 14, 2013, 08:45:39 am
also i tend to only drink beer, but it should be enough if I don't eat beforehand.
Post by: Siquo on January 14, 2013, 08:48:33 am
First come, first serve, read the rules, get drinking, and announce that you'll be taking a turn.
Post by: Naryar on January 14, 2013, 08:54:02 am
Post by: Scruffy on January 14, 2013, 09:26:15 am
(except for those famous uber games that have been running for multiple iterations and threads.)
Post by: Kamin on January 14, 2013, 05:48:39 pm
Now that I think about this, we have only been playing !!drunkfort!! for 4 months and it has already been through far more many turns than most succession games ever survive without getting abandoned/forgotten.Huh, interesting. I didn't even realize it'd been 4 months, but I really stand by the First Drunk First Serve rule--it keeps it going excellently. It seems like there's always something fun and new to read this way; I doubt it'd be half as successful without it!
(except for those famous uber games that have been running for multiple iterations and threads.)
Post by: Naryar on January 14, 2013, 05:53:03 pm
If everything goes well I'll take a turn tomorrow, in roughly 20 hours and it shouldn't take more than 4 hours. Is anyone else interested by this schedule or not ?
Yeah, I know, first drunk first serve. I'm just checking the terrain so I may not drink and then get ninja'd by someone else.
Post by: Kamin on January 14, 2013, 10:13:35 pm
Thanks for the welcome guys. It's cool that this sounds like a drunken brotherhood, with added !!FUN!! and insanity.This is every bit a Drunken Brotherhood. Only there are a few in the Brotherhood that aren't "brothers" so much as "sisters," but you know, it's all good. Clover Magic can drink WAY more than most men I know, so I think she'll be alright ;)
If everything goes well I'll take a turn tomorrow, in roughly 20 hours and it shouldn't take more than 4 hours. Is anyone else interested by this schedule or not ?
Yeah, I know, first drunk first serve. I'm just checking the terrain so I may not drink and then get ninja'd by someone else.
I don't think anybody planned on doing it tomorrow, man--full speed ahead! You can just post tomorrow a few hours beforehand when you decide whether you want to do it or not, and then edit it to contain your year if nobody posts after (to avoid double posting).
Post by: Bobnova on January 14, 2013, 11:22:35 pm
It totally is a drunken society of some sort, a rare elite among Dwarf Fortress players.
Post by: Naryar on January 15, 2013, 05:58:31 am
(it's roughly worth 2,5 liters of normal beer)
I expect to start in roughly 6 hours.
Post by: Jervill on January 15, 2013, 10:53:49 am
And that stuff is probably better than the beer I decided to drink.
Post by: Naryar on January 15, 2013, 11:30:18 am
Spoiler: Fuel for the evening (click to show/hide)
That's 4 bottles of 33cl (roughly 2/3rds of a pint) of strong beer, it's 7 degrees alcohol.
and then one bottle of lidenmans faro, which is 25cl (1/2 pint) and around 4,2 degrees alcohol.
11:21 Starting to drink my first glass, i should be sufficiently inebriated in one hour. I'll download the fort soon when I will be, and will edit this post when I feel the need to.
11:32 Finished to drink first glass, yeah i took ten minutes to drink it because i had other things to do. Feeling pretty good for now.
11:42 Downloading Scruffy's save. nearly finished with the first bottle. Felt enthusiastic and poured too much, getting some foam and beer on my table. ah well. (I'm not yet drunk by the way, it's just... enthusiasm)
11:45 oh odin that save is pretty damn big. Finished my first bottle. I've got a pleasant tingle a bit everywhere.
11:50 Opening save. For now it doesn't look that horrible for a drunk fort. (I'm sure i'm gonna choke on these words for a while...)
11:55 Most amusingly, the fort looks pretty sane, apart from perhaps the ridiculously large farm plots and the anti-flooding device. Defense seems decent enough. Hmm. I need to get out, I'll go drink something at the bar. Next update in something like 1/2 hour. (Not drunk enough to play drunk fort)
12:21 Back from the bar. Drunk a very good beer, 25cl Lindemans Faro beer, not very alcoholized but very tasty.
Now for the second chimay...
12:31 Dorfed myself. I took a swordsdwarf and gave him a sufficiently awesome name.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/94994thegloriousnryr.png)
12:46 Finished second bottle of Chimay. Let's say my dexterity is slightly impaired vut i can still type corrrectly. Most of the time.
05:01 Damn it... i got stupidly asleep. I still have 2 bottles of drink and i think it will be enough. Well, continuing to drink.
05:11 Well, some stormstrooper (it's V-1453) got pretty gravely wounded by a goblin thief. I send military against him.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/99528goblinthief.png)
KILL HIM ! FOR THE EMPIRE !
05:16 The vile goblin escapes unscathed. Well, that does not bode well for the security of this fort.
05:24 Finishing third Chimay, sadly the effect of the two first ones seems to have mostly disappeared.. Maybe I'll go to some other bar because i don't know if 2 chimay will be enough.
05:27 a kidnapper has get out with dwarvn baby stakud arustoltar. Not sure if should care. Maybe. Is there a dining room in this fort ?
05:29 Considering my state, I think one other chimay would be enough. Well there is chairs and tables but they're not designed into dining toom. Fixing this already.
05:32 I'm not sure who the fuck designed this hospital and why it seems to be some thing that you see if people will die or not rather than an hopsital. Need to imrprove it.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/76111hospitl lulzzlzlzzllzzlzlzl.png)
05:40 Some stormstropper gave birth to a girl. No i don't care.
05:41 well shit the game crashed. Hopefully I saved just 5 minutes ago. Damn zooming crash.
05:44 Well, time to designate a well for the hospital. We'll see how it works and if i don't get a FB rampaging through my hospital.. I'll aslo ask for a
05:47 oh wait i can lock the well and link it to the river. Damn miners digging gold like crazy. Who cares about gold ? It's not like we need more dwarves.
05:55 Finished designing the hospital's well. This should go well, I think i'm not ddrunk enough to flood the fort with water.
05:57 Canceling all the gold-digging. It's not like we have already tons of gold nuggets already.
06:00 Must... order... more drinks. 60 should be enough for a while.
06:06 The farms are really obnoxious right now. I'm decreasing them to a more reasonabl size...
06:11 Making more stills. also this is a mess. I'm trying to finish my hospital well but it's more annoying than anything else.
06:17 Nearly finished with the chimay. Here's the glorious and beautiful state of the farms:
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/59406plump.png)
yeah it's quite a mess. a fucking gigantic mess even so,and i'm not holding my words.
06:21 Well the manager is smelting limonite. I mean yes smelting limonite is a most florious and dwarven job, but the damn managr; How i am supposed to issue work orders then ???
06:23 We're in the end of opal. It's been one month that I've been here and it's still a gigantic dwarven bunch of crap, randomness and poorly thoguht out stuff. Must prepare for the end-of-season ambush, hell I'll bet it'll be a siege considering the very number of dwarves here.
06:28 attempting to protect our main fort entry with traps. We'll see how it works.
06:32 Why is there some secondary fort entrance at the mercy og gobs ???? i'll lock it right away, here you go floor
06:34 another stormtrooper has given birth to a boy. dman it game stop annyoging me with useuless stuff
06:36 opening dwarf therapist. hopefully it'll annoy me less with the logistical nightmar of 120 dwarves or something like that.
06:43 damn it nobody can do anything right in this fort. half of the whip vine harvest has withered outside. people can't build my trap system. WHYYYYY?????
06:50 FUCK. THE DaMN ZOOM FEVTURE RUINED ME. EVERYTHING HaS BEEN DESTROYED. DaMN STUPID GaEM CRaSHED. KILL ! Maim ! Burn ! armok give me your strength, i must KILL whoever is responsible !
...What do you mean it was me ? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Post by: Kamin on January 15, 2013, 03:20:52 pm
Post by: Nonsequitorian on January 15, 2013, 03:34:08 pm
Or an English one. I like English beers. Hell Irish ones are good too (though I'm not so fond of them).
Also, don't want to be a buzz kill, but will you be sufficiently drunk off that much? I find that a liter of beer isn't all that hard to deal with. You've about 1.5 liters of a heavy beer. Eh. I guess that's enough. I don't drink heavy beer all that much (though not light or lite beer, because why?), so I'm not so sure. You wouldn't be dead, that's for positive.
Post by: Siquo on January 15, 2013, 04:19:45 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 15, 2013, 05:00:30 pm
I'll be drinking moar and then update.
Post by: Graebeard on January 15, 2013, 05:48:25 pm
Lol I randomly fell asleep for 5 hours.
Unintentional unconsciousness. Truly a danger with this playstyle.
Post by: Naryar on January 15, 2013, 05:49:51 pm
Lol I randomly fell asleep for 5 hours.
Unintentional unconsciousness. Truly a danger with this playstyle.
Yeah, it happens. Hopefully i'm in an awake, and just noticing the madness.
Post by: Naryar on January 15, 2013, 07:01:10 pm
FUCK ! FUCK ! It's the same thing and happens nearly all the time ! nearly every single time i touch that touchpad the game zooms out so much that it crashes ! What a bunch of bullshit !
Well, I'm out. Consider this turn invalid, because if I continue it's going to happen again thrice (when I'm NOT drinking it happens 3 times a year already) and my patience is already streched to the excess. Not to mention I don't think of saving each week, and it's obnoxious. (Feel free to laugh at my misfortune)
Sorry, couldn't do it. I'm gonna do something else because i'm never going to gett to the end of year at that rate. Yeah, drunken ragequit. Don't care.
Maybe i'll try it again next week, if I manage to do it at least.
Need me to play some Dawn of War. Hopefully it'll be cathartic.
Post by: Scruffy on January 15, 2013, 07:41:15 pm
05:32 I'm not sure who the fuck designed this hospital and why it seems to be some thing that you see if people will die or not rather than an hopsital. Need to imrprove it.The main reason for hospital is to gather all the near-dead peasants in one room to help with the corpse hauling logistics. It is kind of like a proactive corpse stockpile.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh8mNjeuyV4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh8mNjeuyV4)
Post by: Kamin on January 15, 2013, 09:07:56 pm
Well, I'm out. Consider this turn invalid, because if I continue it's going to happen again thrice (when I'm NOT drinking it happens 3 times a year already) and my patience is already streched to the excess. Not to mention I don't think of saving each week, and it's obnoxious. (Feel free to laugh at my misfortune)Oh no... I'm sorry, Naryar, that's terrible. I mean seriously, crashes in DF are infuriating... If you have ANYTHING to put up save-wise, we can use it. And nobody here will laugh at your misfortune--that's reserved solely for people who get so drunk they can't function, because their finished turns are hilarity. I hope you're able to do something with it again in the future, because you seem a perfect fit in our Blasted Brotherhood :P
Post by: Bobnova on January 15, 2013, 09:32:44 pm
Absolutely maddening, that.
Post by: Naryar on January 15, 2013, 09:46:42 pm
Well, I'm out. Consider this turn invalid, because if I continue it's going to happen again thrice (when I'm NOT drinking it happens 3 times a year already) and my patience is already streched to the excess. Not to mention I don't think of saving each week, and it's obnoxious. (Feel free to laugh at my misfortune)Oh no... I'm sorry, Naryar, that's terrible. I mean seriously, crashes in DF are infuriating... If you have ANYTHING to put up save-wise, we can use it. And nobody here will laugh at your misfortune--that's reserved solely for people who get so drunk they can't function, because their finished turns are hilarity. I hope you're able to do something with it again in the future, because you seem a perfect fit in our Blasted Brotherhood :P
Nope, no save. I would if I had thought of saving stuff. Sorry about that.
I will definitely stay here and attempt a few more turns because this is quite fun. It's just that I did it wrong this day.
Well, at least there's a quarter of a post of me attempting to play the straight man and be drunk at the same time.
Post by: absynthe7 on January 15, 2013, 11:51:37 pm
I might have to take a turn again soon, but not likely 'till the weekend. :D
Post by: Nonsequitorian on January 16, 2013, 03:16:41 am
You're not the first to drunken ragequit. I did too, if it makes you feel better.
Absolutely maddening, that.
I did something of that too. I literally couldn't play anymore after it crashed, or I would die (because drunk logic).
But yeah, these turns have been really good.
Post by: Xantalos on January 16, 2013, 04:44:18 am
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on January 16, 2013, 07:09:23 am
I had no idea it'd be so popular, but that's probably because I was under the mistaken assumption I'm the only kind of drunken assclown who'd actually want to do something like this. But then it hit me... This is Bay 12.Sigged.
Post by: Kamin on January 16, 2013, 01:04:40 pm
Bahahaha, I totally forgot I even wrote that! It still holds true, though... It amazes me to no end. And yet, it shouldn't.I had no idea it'd be so popular, but that's probably because I was under the mistaken assumption I'm the only kind of drunken assclown who'd actually want to do something like this. But then it hit me... This is Bay 12.Sigged.
Post by: Wrex on January 16, 2013, 03:06:30 pm
Post by: RenoFox on January 16, 2013, 03:11:34 pm
Post by: absynthe7 on January 16, 2013, 03:17:32 pm
Edit: Seems like I reached early moonstone. Pictures later
Save here: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7303
Scruffy's last turn appears to be the most recent, along with his rule of "Drink if the dorfs run out of booze". The crash issues so far seem to be limited to Naryar, so I'd try the current fort before re-embarking. Just save frequently.
Post by: RenoFox on January 16, 2013, 03:27:26 pm
Post by: absynthe7 on January 16, 2013, 03:35:01 pm
Post by: RenoFox on January 16, 2013, 03:38:16 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 16, 2013, 03:51:49 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 16, 2013, 03:57:40 pm
Yes. I genned a new world, and I will drink a LOT more to make the most generic yhears of starting a new fort more intersting.Aww crud. I liked having all the forts in the same world.
Post by: absynthe7 on January 16, 2013, 04:00:35 pm
Post by: RenoFox on January 16, 2013, 04:12:35 pm
Post by: absynthe7 on January 16, 2013, 04:15:39 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 16, 2013, 04:15:53 pm
Arses, I'm on 6th slate of a new game on a nnew world, should I revert to old save?No
Post by: Bobnova on January 16, 2013, 04:34:06 pm
Dorf me as 10.Bobnova, please :D
Post by: RenoFox on January 16, 2013, 05:21:23 pm
(http://thumbnails104.imagebam.com/23252/3e8ffb232517427.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/3e8ffb232517427)
1st granite 22:33, I being the forstr of Beastdrinker, the second fort, in the second world, when I face the firstr yaear. Arses, I shall drink more to make this intersting!
This far I've rdrunk 6 ciders, tasted some of raspberry and other berry liquors, and made pelty fy bee (Ampiainen in finnish) drinks, about four. Now I will drink more.
22:40 Drinking a bee and a cider at same time, pretty infurious about carshing. Playing some nsfw songs which actually arent helping, getting t4echno on for the remainder of drinks.
I have about seveln litres of 80% Viruvalgia and 8X24 ciders after a trip to estonia, but I'äm not drinking all of t hem now.
1st Granite 22:44, Iäm a bit roo drunk, which should be enough. The first year is broing, butr ... I'll drink some more the make it itneresting. It is my duty as the god emperor of this fortess!
1st granite, 22:46 hit aquifier. Fucked. I whill drunk in this layer inutill I get somethign done. Huh? Good wfor me. Finished a bee.
Theres sea! We got derinfrood if we could colledct it! No ones colelcting it, so we dig and kill trees to make something.
4th granite 22:52 I thikn I finished another bee, but thats impossible. They are pretty dsrtong drinks, and I didn't even finish my cider yet, which I used to dilute thim whith.
(http://thumbnails104.imagebam.com/23252/a21fd6232517431.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/a21fd6232517431)
We have dug a hoole, I don't remember why, but now its going to be our only fort because there is water near us beneath.
The foods are in a stockpile on surface. Pretty baceic but I'äg glad its working out well now.
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Thought it arsed raining, but I misread.
(http://thumbnails103.imagebam.com/23252/ae8bce232517443.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/ae8bce232517443)
10th Grainte, 22:57, Found free rock someway from our dig befvorfe aquifier. Digging there to make luxuries, I dont know when we got this far but the upstairs iws now farm.
Also, this embark sas river AND ocean, so everytiing should be good. We have flus and all rocks if we can getr down from here. I will not even dry. I set the smits to carpetry because we have nothing btut wood by now.
18th Granite, this planet is rectum. 23:02, The good stone is too far to be rasonable, were doing a wooden everhitng. The farms grow TROUBLE, someday the stocpkiles are full of dimple cups and farmers are too dim to fill them with plump hemlets anymore.
(http://thumbnails104.imagebam.com/23252/cb37a4232517447.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/cb37a4232517447)
1st Slate 23:07 building shale bridge to make way for caravans,m if they come from the east. If the water doesnt reeze were ewell defended, if it does were pretty worthessly fucked.
Named the farmer arcitecht, because no one knows anything about anyhthign.
Ha ha! HE's getting wood, to the building site now. So its not a shale bridge after all.
Alåthl was interuppted by giant moon snail, sounds cosmic and giantic, so I dont hope were screwed.
6th slate, 23:13 Doubt rides as to whether I should even play this. I will screw everhting for a while... Anus, I know I cant, I'll keep playin and hope something of this is of some value. If not I'll ost it so people know I didnt drink this time alone for thoning.
(http://thumbnails102.imagebam.com/23252/4e818d232517457.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/4e818d232517457)
A Huge monser in the sahpe of a moon snail. What shape is a moon snail? What is a moonsnail?
The snail is a dick, so we kill it with our unarmed milityia skilled in fighting and dogning alone.
(http://thumbnails103.imagebam.com/23252/1f3e6c232517458.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/1f3e6c232517458)
(http://thumbnails101.imagebam.com/23252/df498d232517465.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/df498d232517465)
8th Slate, 23:19, yay, it died of dogs and an exe to the yead.! Everyones still confused and nothing is getting done. Should be least migrants possible now. Building butcherer in chase dwarves will eat the snail man.
We deserve a reward for being the least useful fort. A trophy I mean. We eat and sleep but pruduce nothign but dead snailmen. Moonsnailmen, wich still sounds awesome though.
26th Slate, 23,28, Cant do anthing, building a bowyer so we got wooden crossbows to shoot at anything. I already reagret this idea, because we have a good weaponsmith so wooden crossbows are the only weapon that will start of bad. Will make any metal crossbows when caravans arrive.
Holy shit, the dwarves butchered the moon snail man! We got some stuff, and now I'll build a tanner before its skin rots.
Any stuff is rare. I should build a crasftsdarves shop nest. Getting more bee. Bee is banana rum, wodka and Sprite, best drink ever.
Slamon in the water, the most overrated fish ever. I hate it for overtaking pike in fish makrests here, when pike is superior in Every Signle Sense! I'm happy the dwarves dont know enough to be hipsters about fishes.
Pike is like a fox of the lakes, the only reason some popel dont like it is because it is TOO awesome. LITERALLY. It is better than any other fish, and whole populations can exists solely of consisting of pikes of different sizes. Cannibalism is awesome, althouhg foxes dont do it like pikes do.
4th Hematite 23:43 Finished a cider. Very drunk and happy about this fort. This is all terrible wastes aof time, but YOU'LL SEE! -ii'M SURE Someone can bereach the qaquifer in more erasonable time than I coulsd. The farct that dwarves work at amazing pace is outright alarming.
(http://thumbnails103.imagebam.com/23252/aaa838232517468.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/aaa838232517468)
Of wasted time and uselssnes, our weaponsmith got hurt in construction. Aweosmess will ensue, this means nothing but building a hospital somwhere. Happily he's just bruised, so we dont need soap yet.
19th Hematite 23:53 Finished a cider at some point, I'm opening a new one. The utter wates of time project I have going is ... truly something, hard I guess.No ones dead yet, and we got some nest boxes for bireds to lay eggs in. This is truly a fort to successfors, I haven't done anyhthing productive but what I want, and all but necessities are at necessary nevers!
Never before I have had all dwarves idle at once.
7th Malachite, 00:00, Wiching our! The waste of time project is proceeding almost to expectations, while Iä'm vbuilding stuff to rooms when we can afford to live properly. Amazing failuers are being had at lack of very stone, and everyone being doing nothing. Saving game, quitting and loading after saving to avoid ANÄY possible corruiptions wahtsoever from ever happening avain!
Loaded the wrong saved, laughed at the poop rain, finished a bee and.. loaded thw rong save again? Roomate woke up, so party continues until I write again, at some point. Time now 0:09 15th Malachite, 251. I shall be bafck as soon as possible, or when the party is getting slower again.
Post by: Kamin on January 16, 2013, 05:42:52 pm
1. Try the save again.
2. If it crashes, TRY to start a new fort.
3. If it STILL crashes, I'll gen up another world.
I'm just really, really hesitant to let all of our accumulated history go prematurely. I hope you understand, RenoFox. Sorry for being a buzzkill, figuratively AND otherwise... I just don't wanna let go yet! :'(
Post by: Bobnova on January 16, 2013, 06:48:44 pm
I'll grab the current save and play some (sober) this evening to see how it does.
EDIT:
played half an hour, no issues.
Odd fort, can't find the non-magma glass furnace.
Released clowns. Bottled clowns up. Got lucky on that one, sort of.
Post by: Kamin on January 16, 2013, 09:07:30 pm
I'll grab the current save and play some (sober) this evening to see how it does.That's totally cool; by all means feel free to give the fort a sober whirl for testing purposes! This applies to everybody.
Post by: RenoFox on January 16, 2013, 11:06:48 pm
Migrants! Welcome to somewhre! I'll HAVE to make some corssbows wso these guys can start ttraining archery by h unting.
18th Malachite, 3:10, Migrants, Amazingly just two, sent one to militia commander and one to archer squad. Why is ther another squad before them, and how could I even name this guy milita commander or how could I have a preavious militia without a military commander? We now have nine dwarves and I have confused myself with the milityha organization.
I kind of lost count of drinks during the second party, but I'd presume one more bee and two more ciders. Now I'm drinking a cider again, and have displaced the glass I drink the bees from.
(http://thumbnails104.imagebam.com/23254/1153a3232539900.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/1153a3232539900)
9th Galaena, 3:20 Bow Bow Fight the powah! Our bows suck, but if the hunters use them enough they'll learn before we get through the aquifier to actual metals those our wewaponsmith can use.
3:22 Getting a new bee.
18th Galena, 3:27AM, Amazing duprinesa of derp! I donät know why this isnt working as well as I hope, but Wait aminute! Louse woman interrupts work?! Murder squads engage!
Rakust Pageclout dodget into a bowl of water and is now flailing there.
(http://thumbnails103.imagebam.com/23254/21bc5b232539898.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/21bc5b232539898)
Holy crap, theres a GIANT louse here! One of my dwarves has an axe, but I dont know if he's the one who's currently drowning ona ramp of shallow water.
(http://thumbnails104.imagebam.com/23254/0d45a2232539896.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/0d45a2232539896)
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Yes he was. The UNARMERD axedwarf just bit the head off a louse woman. The giant louse diasppeard somehwere, so I think... no, we'll kill everything now that we can! YEAH! Kick that louse brain in tao is brain!
Would training axes be better than fists? I could build them if they were.
11th Limestone, 3:42 am: Why dwarves? Why gooses, why you not lay in nest boxes? We're surprisingly ok, alhtough we havent really succeeded in anything special. I dug a ditch to the north, but I have no idea why th... oh, the waves throw some water in it. I guess its ok enough to be ignored now. Finished a cider and started anew one.
Did I mention starting a new bee? Because I did.
2nd Sandstone 3:42 BuzzaARDS! We have one marksdwarf, who shall now start hunting anything like he was meant to from the beginning. Shoot at anything until youre good enough to qualify as militia, thats my motto!
(http://thumbnails101.imagebam.com/23254/5cc6c5232539881.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/5cc6c5232539881)
My face is so palmed. He failed to return a dead buzzard, because he was interrupted by live one. KILL EM ALL!
5th Sandstone, 3:51 AM: Its like the autumg brought a swarm of buzzards! There are more buzzards than there are dwarves, and the crossbowdwarf is shooting them down as fastr as he can!'ll drink the bee in one gulp to get drunk enough to pleay the rest of the turn, because I just got the ultimate timewaste project done. The aquifier hasnt been breached yet, and I doubt I'll do that in my turn. Someone will do it fastre than I so I'll spend my time somehwere else.
(http://thumbnails103.imagebam.com/23254/0eef21232539879.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/0eef21232539879)
8th Sandstone, 3:56AM: Everyhthing is at standstill because everhthing is interrupted by buzzards! The refuse pile is full of dead buzzards, and the air is full of buzzards apparently feeding on the dead buzzards corpses! Migrants arrived, they shall ALL HOLY SHIT, one is missing a tongue! We now have 16 dwaqrves, half of who are drafted to milita that never sparrs mbecause we have nothing to spar with. I'll build a trade depot, because right now elven wooden gear woule be better than having darves get attached to training gear.
I made our cook hunt so we'll have less buzzards around here.
4:05 Dwarfed Bobnova the Stabmaster, because he was the first one I found to have requested dwarfing. The dwarfing list should be somehwere easily accessible for drunken players. I'll dwarvf myself now that I thought of it !
18th Sandstone, 4:10'AM, Everything, EVERYTHING is at stanstiill because the buzzards interrupt everyone going anywhere! Assigned more dwarves to kill everything, and one to make more buzzard bone bolts to hunt more buzzards with. It is like fighting the sky itself!
(http://thumbnails108.imagebam.com/23254/18b00a232539878.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/18b00a232539878)
28th Sandstone, 4:16AM, Startng a project to pierce the aquifier with a plug. Worst idea ever,maybe, but it might help the next negeration of players. Not gonna make a new bee, but I'll drink 18% chocolade liquor with cider from now on.
7th timber, 4:20AM, Its only late autunm? Holy shite time goes slow when something something. I think I incidentally deviced a most irrelugar drowning trap ever, which works on wave power alone. Complteley unintentional, but it WILL be fun wen someone actually drowns from it.
(http://thumbnails108.imagebam.com/23254/fad6d0232539876.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/fad6d0232539876)
16th Timber, 4:25 AM: How do I aquifier plug? My plug is now exactly the wrong size to be practical, but if it works it will do some good. If not, at elast it should be big enough to drill through with a double slit method I have tried twice. Both times I tired dit I found a way through aquifier at an other point, making my efforts an useless disaster site in the middle of the main hallway. Which is why I started this off the main fortress areas.
(http://thumbnails108.imagebam.com/23254/366d11232539874.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/366d11232539874)
18 Timber, 4:29: Rectal anus of arses! The dwarven caravan arrived, and the wagons passed our site sas impassable! Because of our ditch ON THIS SITDE OF THE RIVER! The carawan came from exactly the wrong side, but I hope we get something from the mules alone. I'll also build a GRAND wooden bridge for next years, at least I know where theyre coming from now.
4:32 The diplomat scared me. I thought we were under siege when the screen went black with some text on it! I requested some steel and steel accessories.
Holy crap, I can see my stocks in the middle of trading?! This would have been useless a thousand times before now.
*Moment of appreciation for "Scootaloo stares at you for 10 minutes while I play epic music*
(http://thumbnails102.imagebam.com/23254/c0626a232539872.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/c0626a232539872)
'tis is epic, but I shall trade now. Apparently my random dwarfsona has made some crafts, which I would be proud of if they werent made of wood, which is the only resource available for now.
Oh Scootaloo, you're so epic! :D
The trade was absolutely crappy, but Scootaloo is epic! We got one bronze sword, a bin of leather and three pieces of cloth, but holy shit scootaloo is epic! I recommend it for everyone ever!
Most exeptionally, the mountainhomes will pay extra for absolutely nothing. I wonder why they sent the liaison in the first place.
Oh NOW he wants stuff! He just wanted to repeat what I wanted first, but with some failed quotes apparently. Only thing that did was make me regret not buying any fox leather for some foxy uniforms. Which I now regret a lot.
8th Moonstone, 4:56AM, The aquifier plug project is proceeding faster than expected. I am SO unqualified to do this.
(http://thumbnails101.imagebam.com/23254/b61a80232539870.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/b61a80232539870)
15th Moonstone, 4:59: Just wanted to write that I feel awesome! Some dwarves are about to die, but the ... wait ... The dwarves about to die have nothing to do with the projects praised after this. If the next guy dies, he will be just a failure. Lets see what happens.
(http://thumbnails101.imagebam.com/23254/7fb53c232539869.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/7fb53c232539869)
EMAGHERD! I did everything as idiotproof as possible, but you should never underestimate the creativeness of idiots! Surprisilngly he survied, but now I also realised that I myself failed this very project. I failed to dig the whole plug area BERFORE plugging it, so now I plugged part of it while ... awe I just failed. I double dutied our dormitory as hopsital so our miner can go there to get his arm fixed by the next dwarf I assignh for that. In fact, now that I'm the overseer, I'll also decide I'M the chief medical dwarf! Boyah! I'm in your hospital, mistreating your doodz!
(http://thumbnails104.imagebam.com/23254/2392b9232539866.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/2392b9232539866)
(http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/23254/7fd4f8232539863.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/7fd4f8232539863)
Anyway, now we have some flooding in living quargers, but its not aquificiar or anything. Just some ... what , how far does that spread.
(http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/23254/1c8bd9232539860.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/1c8bd9232539860)
2nd Oåpal, 5:15: I kind of forgot what I was writing about. Needs a check.. Oh, I'm trying a minimalistic aquifier plug with only .. too little space to ever work? Yeah, I'll try bigger one again.
(http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/23254/8a3560232539854.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/8a3560232539854)
6th Opåal, 5:17: I wonder if the dwarves are as drunk as I am. The last few errors they've done are what I would have done too. On the other hand, I wouldnt' sleep in the dirt if there were god bedrooms available!
5:34 I've now drunk half a bottle of chocolate liqueur, and I'm a little bit overwhelmend by how drukn I am. The dwarves work ok. Theyä've brewered all their food to drinks, and no ones died yet. The time for the next awesome pluggage is hare!
Why dwarves, WHY do you have to stand on the plug when it0s being dropped?! Nameless dwarf miner one, you shall not be forgotten just because you''äll other wise end up arassing us all, y ou suck and you should otherise wheel bad even in death. I'll build a wooden mason s workshop in the dormitory hospital. There's so much wrong in that single sentence...
16th Obsidian 5:40: Why does late winter always come as a surprise? The spring was long as a year, but I alweays run out of time in the late winter!
Didnt that gyy die? Apparently there are no dwarves to memorpialise, so we survived the whole year without casualties. Yay?!
1st Granite, 5:46AM: Spring has arrived! I survied a year without anyone dying or me passing out! We havent piernced the aquifier, got no metal, and our only defences are the rivers around us, and our bridge is no draweridge, anyo ff them. I'd say I did good, in the sense that dwarvfes should survive the next year too.
6:01 Now that I finally ruled a whole year, my decree shall be that starting a project, small or major, requires taking a drink! I also request that the list of rules and dwarves to be dwarved be made more accessible somewhere.
The save is here. The game has been closed and restarted after each save, so there should e absolutey NO chance of corruptian as far asi can prevent it: http://www.sendspace.com/file/7iw5er
Post by: Bobnova on January 17, 2013, 12:28:20 am
Spent a lot of time laughing reading that. Especially the flooding.
Picturing the dwarves suddenly realizing that piercing an aquifer in the surf might not have been the best idea.
Post by: Naryar on January 17, 2013, 07:45:20 am
I think i'll take a turn next Tuesday orWednesday.
Post by: Brewster on January 18, 2013, 01:47:17 pm
you're a fraud!
Post by: Clover Magic on January 18, 2013, 02:43:17 pm
Post by: RenoFox on January 18, 2013, 02:56:53 pm
RenoFox - wtf is this shit i'm drunk and it's making me load all this software i'm sure is a virus. I can't download.
you're a fraud!
In case you haven't used sendspace before, DO NOT INSTALL ANYTHING! Anything but the "Click here to start download from sendspace" link are advertisements. The region1.rar is the correct file.
Post by: Aseaheru on January 18, 2013, 03:02:17 pm
*swoons*
Post by: Brewster on January 18, 2013, 04:19:07 pm
Post by: Brewster on January 18, 2013, 04:21:16 pm
Post by: Brewster on January 18, 2013, 04:29:24 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on January 18, 2013, 04:35:32 pm
Post by: Bobnova on January 18, 2013, 05:10:12 pm
Either way, it needs an oubliette.
Post by: Naryar on January 19, 2013, 08:26:20 am
Post by: Brewster on January 19, 2013, 08:58:15 am
Post by: Naryar on January 19, 2013, 10:55:54 am
oops - passed the line to be able to still play Dwarf Fortress; that didn't pan out. Maybe next time.
So how much did you drink exactly ?
Post by: Kamin on January 19, 2013, 02:25:07 pm
Weren't we supposed to be staying with the original world anyways, unless the previous one was proved to be crashing beyond help? (Since Raynar's crashes were not world-related). And that Kamin would be genning a new one if we did need it?This is my wish; I think the poll reflects it as well. If it works still, let's stick to our original world.
Post by: Graebeard on January 20, 2013, 01:56:23 am
I'm making no promises re: maintaining consciousness long enough to finish. Heh long enough to finish. Whiskey DF? Lol.
P.S. god bless autocorrect.
Post by: Graebeard on January 20, 2013, 02:18:57 am
That is all.
Also, I sense epic multipost in this thread's future.
Post by: Siquo on January 20, 2013, 02:21:07 am
Post by: Graebeard on January 20, 2013, 02:22:13 am
Post by: Siquo on January 20, 2013, 02:23:23 am
Edit: Siquo, Managing Drunk Guys Since 1994 (well, that's when I first got inebriated, if I remember correctly)
Post by: Graebeard on January 20, 2013, 02:25:45 am
Post by: Graebeard on January 20, 2013, 02:27:02 am
/me goes to pour a whiskey on the rocks.
Post by: Graebeard on January 20, 2013, 02:27:50 am
Post by: Siquo on January 20, 2013, 02:39:31 am
Post by: Graebeard on January 20, 2013, 04:03:06 am
Log:
Now sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fucked up fortress. I mean really, this shit is just awful.
Why is there a still without brew set to repeat? Problem solved.
Why are people fishing. There is rotten fish gore all over the damn river. THIS SHIT IS A NONRENEWABLE RESOURCE PEOPLE. BE GREEN. Masonry instead.
Unburried corpses rotting in the sun. GREAT IDEA. At least these Special Olympians set up a body stockpile to keep track of them.
Looks like people like to just hang out in the drowning trap. Seems legit.
Just found a whole cavern made of marble. If we live through this we’ll be swimming in steel. Word.
Just found another cavern. Not nearly as much fun. Too much water. Getting in the way of my pumpstack, dude.
Need magma. Pumpstack. What could possibly go wrong.
End: 2:51 am. Opal 12, 115.
**<<{{Save}}>>** (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7328)
For realz zipping and uploading and saving and editing is a lot when you're on the brink of passing out.
Post by: Omeganaut on January 20, 2013, 08:37:43 pm
Post by: Graebeard on January 20, 2013, 11:29:45 pm
Edit: Teh Savzors (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7328)
Edit 2: I'm really glad I took contemporaneous notes last night. I don't remember much about the fort or what I did. I sure as hell couldn't tell you now what's going on.
Post by: Naryar on January 21, 2013, 05:58:06 am
So i'm taking a turn tomorrow, in roughly 30 hours. Will stock up on booze, post and then start.
I hope i don't get randomly asleep this time.
Post by: Naryar on January 22, 2013, 06:32:27 am
Will start to drink in 6 hours or something like that.
Post by: Naryar on January 22, 2013, 12:09:06 pm
Drinking History Before Starting to Play
12:07 Opening up first bottle of Duvel, and cutting up first lemon. Smells very nice.
12:10 First swig of beer with lemon juice. Damn it is good.
12:12 Downloading previous save. Realized I already downloaded it 2 minutes ago. Damn it, I barely even started to drink and i'm getting confused.
12:16 Opening save, first thing I see is a four waterwheel battery... perpendicular to the water flow. What the fuck ?
12:17 Finishing first glass of beer.
12:19 Second serving of beer with lemon. I hope the lemon doesn't make the beer lose too much alcohol. anyways, not unpausing until sufficiently inebriated.
12:22 Dwarfing myself, the same exact dwarf than in my previous failed attempt.
12:23 Finishing second glass, and firt bottle, of beer.
12:24 Talked too soon. There's still more beer in the first bottle. Nearly a full glass. Finishing it, this time without lemon... For now, let's explore the fort to see what has changed.
12:29 Finishing third glass of Duvel, and first bottle, this time for real. Nice buzz. I'll drink another bottle and then my body will be ready.
12:31 Pressure accident ! Nope, not the fort, just my bottle of Chimay Red. Oh well, that's a bti of beer on the table.
12:35 Chimay + lemon, first taste. It's good.
12:42 Second glass of Chimay. With yet more lemon. Ifully expect to play at 13:00.
12:44 Let the lemon fall while squeezing it. Should be good for for drunk fort.
12:47 I'm starting to burp. The signs are good !
12:50 OK, that's 2 33cl bottles of beer (respectively 8° and 7,5°) under my skin.
12:52 While I do have a nice buzz and alcohol is clearly affecting me, I have the feeling I'm still not drunk enough. I think i'm gonna go to my favorite bar and drink something else.
12:56 Yeah, I'm going to the bar. I suspect if I finish my two remaining beers I'll be too drunk to go to the bar and not be rejected, so i'll go now.
No starting at 13:00, most porbabbly 13:10 or 13:15 though.
13:24 Damn I've taken some time. Had a tripel karmeliet. It's VERY good. I suggest you taste it if you come across one and you're a beer enjoyer. Playing now !
Playing the Fortress while Drunk
13:28 Not enough stuff. By tht i mean bedrooms. I'm digging moar bedrroms.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/46882morrooms.png)
13:31 ah shit there's a fail bedroom in that corner, fixing that
13:33 there's a damn lot of spare beds in that fort. at least 30.
13:34 Happened upon the lever room. i thought i would get some FUN by pulling the levers at random but someone was
13:38 that dining room is pretty small
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/44858smll dininggg.png)
i therefore order moare tables and chairs
13:41 what time is it ?
20th Opal, mid-winter. Leaves me 1 month to prepare for the next goblin ambush/siege.
13:42 Saving game, just in case of catastrophe.
13:47 Started drinking my last chimay. I should maybe improve that defense design. More cage traps is never bad.
13:50 Well, there's a damn cave crocodile chomping on my dwarves. Sending military to rescue.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/91359croc.png)
Considering quite a bit of my dwarves are unhappy and that the croc already killed at least two dwarves... yeah. I hope I don't get some stupid tantrum spiral.
13:56 For some stupid reason, Jervill decided to attack the cave crocodile WITHOUT armor or weapons. Well, he lost his whole left arm.
13:58 Well, Siquo did killed the croc. at least this is solved. Now I must solve general unhappiness due to dead dwarves.
14:00 Finished glass of chimay blue. Will cage trap the hell out o th cavern entry to avoid further disasters.
14:04 ok what the HELL is up with that giant mess of a cavern entry ?
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/59562wtfcveentry.png)
(Yes, the rock is elves. Maybe Mayday isn't kind on that tileset. Nevermind.
14:06 Some miners seem to be stuck 2 z-levels lower. I dig something for them to escape.
14:12 Obsidian month has come. I'm saving before some stupid stuff breaks up my fort.
14:15 Rammed my foot into my cooking plates's infrastructure while moving. No pain whatsoever. Yeah, I'm definitely drunk.
14:21 Ordering some rock pots, except that useless manager hasn't allowedd any work orders since I come i control of this fort. I may have to change him.
14:23 Oh wait, the bloody manager is as the hospital (more like dwarf dying zone) and totally incapacitated. Well, I'm cha nging stuff ! H-8973 is now the manager. I'm removing fish cleaning since it is like the most fuck useless job ever.
14:28 Finished another glass of alcohol, and my third bottle of Chimay. It was a blue. anyways manager got something good , hopefully I on't get to annoy myself by giving orders to the right worshop. Manager to battl !
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/93570mnger.png)
14:32 Well, that very manager give birth to a child. Saving again, you never know when random frustrating stuff might strike my fort.
14:34 Ordering more drinks. We don't have enough to satiate a 120 dwarf fort. 128 drinks won't be long until this fort gets alcohol dependacny...
14:36 I am very much sufficiently inebriated to care about this fort. Manager is doiing his/her work, after removing a few jobs.
14:39 Well... this isn't looking good. Scruffy died in the hospital. also, T-62a is throwing a tantrum. G-9219 has gone stark raging mad. I wonder if I can hold this fort for long ???
14:43 Scruffy died of dehydratation, that's a problem in a 120 dwarf fort !!!! I should make a well somewhere. Starting work on well !
14:44 There's some useless liaison. I would kill it if it didn't made a loyalty cascade or some shit. Oh well. Starting work on well. Saving as well.
14:46 I definitely need more motivation than just alcohol. Starting to listen to Iron Savior, it's manly and should help me do GLORIOUS acts.
14:54 Finished well designation, some stupid bunny pet got stuck in the water digging while the water is flowing. Nope, I don't care.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/55454rbbit drown.png)
15:00 LOL FLOODING. I somewht badly calculated some stuff, and therefore I flooded one of the gold veins. Oh well, no big loss !
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/64188floodlolololol.png)
15:03 an ambush ! curse them ! Well, I shall bring up most of my non-drunk tactics skill and try to slay them.
15:08 Stupid goblins, chasing random animals... Well, at least it gives me enough time to regroup all of my soldiers. Hopefully.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/82372gobchsetme.png)
15:14 yeah gobs vs dwarves, let's see how we fare
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/57186gobsvsdwrf.png)
Iron Savior - Moment in Time should be good
15:18 damn it stop bothering me with baby dwarves being born, the most important is military
15:20 we seem to be winning this fight but i'm not sure
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/35328fightyeh yeh yeh.png)
15:24 Yes ! the ambush is defeated ! However, Siquo has been heavily wounded. We'll see how this fairs.
15:35 Well... I improved the drink stuff overall. Not enough drinkin' (http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/61232fort.png)
Post by: Aseaheru on January 22, 2013, 12:10:22 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 22, 2013, 12:11:19 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on January 22, 2013, 12:12:13 pm
Post by: Bobnova on January 22, 2013, 02:13:13 pm
I'm liking things so far, onward!
Post by: Naryar on January 22, 2013, 02:16:04 pm
Is it a necessary stereotype tat Drunk forts must fall at year 4 or something ?
Post by: Scruffy on January 22, 2013, 02:32:38 pm
Gonna try to run this fort 1 year, although tantrum spiral is very possible due to the general unhappiness of the fort.No, not a stereotype. Just the fact that most dorfs can remain sane for only 4 years of drunken overseers.
Is it a necessary stereotype tat Drunk forts must fall at year 4 or something ?
Third year is usually the point when all the booze/food has ran out, the corpses have started to pile up and there are too many migrants and goblins. 3 years of constant death and miasma is usually the time it takes for those drunken beardballs to grow weary of live and start running around naked. Thus year 4 is death
Post by: Naryar on January 22, 2013, 02:42:15 pm
Considering how I am getting tantrums and mad dwarves right, the fort may die before I finish my year.Gonna try to run this fort 1 year, although tantrum spiral is very possible due to the general unhappiness of the fort.No, not a stereotype. Just the fact that most dorfs can remain sane for only 4 years of drunken overseers.
Is it a necessary stereotype tat Drunk forts must fall at year 4 or something ?
Third year is usually the point when all the booze/food has ran out, the corpses have started to pile up and there are too many migrants and goblins. 3 years of constant death and miasma is usually the time it takes for those drunken beardballs to grow weary of live and start running around naked. Thus year 4 is death
But i will NEVER allow it !
Post by: Aseaheru on January 22, 2013, 02:48:39 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 22, 2013, 02:54:07 pm
wazza with those names?
Druken fort building.
Post by: Aseaheru on January 22, 2013, 02:58:48 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 22, 2013, 03:38:50 pm
really? drunkenness can lead to long alpha-numeric names?nah this is just stormtrooper names.
Post by: Bobnova on January 22, 2013, 03:58:49 pm
I like the stormtrooper names.
Is there a Bobnova anywhere?
Post by: Scruffy on January 22, 2013, 04:48:43 pm
Looks pretty promising so far for year4. I bet hospital survival rates go up once there is a water supply!I'm pretty sure that there are bobnovas (or atleast bits and pieces of them) laying all over the site
I like the stormtrooper names.
Is there a Bobnova anywhere?
Post by: Bobnova on January 22, 2013, 05:08:32 pm
Post by: Kamin on January 22, 2013, 05:18:07 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 22, 2013, 09:16:53 pm
again with the unconsciousness stuff.
It's 09:11 and i've been sleeping for i don't know how many hours. Well, damn. Too much drinking.
Hopefully I got the save - but no more alcohol now. Well, i'm uploading it to DFFD - no use playing now considering i'm in the "recovery" phase and i'm too thirsty to drink anything else but water.
Well I kept the fort for one month - will do better next time !
edit : damn it DFFD doesn't want to upload
Post by: Naryar on January 23, 2013, 10:27:07 am
Post by: Scruffy on January 23, 2013, 10:45:34 am
I still don't seem to be able to upload the save, maybe it's my server. I'll try it elsewhere.Hmm, I having noticed any server problems today. It takes a while to upload (can take a few mins)
What kind of problem are you getting?
Post by: Naryar on January 23, 2013, 10:54:13 am
Uploading the file in DFFD doesn't work, simply.I still don't seem to be able to upload the save, maybe it's my server. I'll try it elsewhere.Hmm, I having noticed any server problems today. It takes a while to upload (can take a few mins)
What kind of problem are you getting?
and i doubt DFFD has server problems, i think it's my web access.
Edit : OK, it's working ! Save uploaded !
Post by: Scruffy on January 23, 2013, 10:59:39 am
Yes, but in what way it doesn't work?Uploading the file in DFFD doesn't work, simply.I still don't seem to be able to upload the save, maybe it's my server. I'll try it elsewhere.Hmm, I having noticed any server problems today. It takes a while to upload (can take a few mins)
What kind of problem are you getting?
and i doubt DFFD has server problems, i think it's my web access.
Can't access the page, page doesn't load, 404? Can you start filling the upload details? Does it start uploading but never finishes?
Post by: Naryar on January 23, 2013, 11:07:27 am
Can't access the page, page doesn't load, 404? Can you start filling the upload details? Does it start uploading but never finishes?The last one.
It works now. I guess it was my internet access furnisher blocking DFFD.
Well, next time I take a turn I'll have to be less hasty with my alcohol consumption.
here's the save : http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7336
Post by: Scruffy on January 23, 2013, 11:10:32 am
It works now. I guess it was my internet access furnisher blocking DFFD.Or double it. You would be amazed of what miraculous things can be achieved when drunk.
Well, next time I take a turn I'll have to be less hasty with my alcohol consumption.
here's the save : http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7336
Post by: Naryar on January 23, 2013, 11:12:29 am
It works now. I guess it was my internet access furnisher blocking DFFD.Or double it. You would be amazed of what miraculous things can be achieved when drunk.
Well, next time I take a turn I'll have to be less hasty with my alcohol consumption.
here's the save : http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7336
It's pointless to drink even more and then pass out... for playing purposes at least.
Post by: Clover Magic on January 23, 2013, 12:25:02 pm
This beast is huge. Like...I debated naming it the Megalith. Like, this is the size comparison between it and my old crappy comp. (http://i47.tinypic.com/vxjgh5.jpg) Jesus. I have named it GLaDOS as evidenced by the turrets protecting it.
I will buy some vodka this weekend and go to town! -excitement-
Post by: Bobnova on January 23, 2013, 02:26:48 pm
Great to hear you got an upgrade! It's amazing what a modern box can power through with decent FPS in DF.
Post by: Aseaheru on January 23, 2013, 02:41:25 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on January 23, 2013, 07:36:20 pm
thats a tiny comp...
My old one? Yeah, it's why I had to buy a completely new machine, I couldn't upgrade the damn thing. There's definitely room for upgrades on the new beast.
Post by: Bobnova on January 23, 2013, 08:34:22 pm
What CPU / RAM / GPU does it have?
Also, if it doesn't have a SSD you'd be amazed by the difference a SSD makes. It's like, whoa.
Post by: Clover Magic on January 23, 2013, 08:43:38 pm
<--- computer guy.
What CPU / RAM / GPU does it have?
Also, if it doesn't have a SSD you'd be amazed by the difference a SSD makes. It's like, whoa.
My old comp, or my new one? I have no idea about my old one except that it started with 2GB of RAM and I put 4GB in and it was still shit.
My new one is intel core i5 3570K 3.40 GHz quad core/8 GB RAM/NVIDIA GeForce GTX 670 2GB. Nothing super top of the line but it's leagues ahead of what I had and it has plenty of room for upgrading.
Post by: Bobnova on January 23, 2013, 09:16:34 pm
Must be nice :D
Post by: Naryar on January 24, 2013, 11:16:31 am
Post by: A_S00 on January 24, 2013, 11:14:03 pm
Edit fuck autocorre t
Post by: Clover Magic on January 24, 2013, 11:18:44 pm
Post by: Xantalos on January 24, 2013, 11:36:32 pm
Go for it dude. We await your drunken revelry.You seem reasonably durnk.
Post by: A_S00 on January 24, 2013, 11:43:34 pm
Pouing myself a shot of Heaven Hill "ultra Delxuee" an ve never heard of itwhich pro alby means its fucking awufl, but whatever, gonna rock this titch into the ground.
edit ogod it is really bad drinking water now so i dont b[uke.
*edit 2 never mind i puked ur whatevs starging night foff ight.
Post by: Bobnova on January 25, 2013, 01:24:42 am
Have at it!
Post by: A_S00 on January 25, 2013, 02:13:29 am
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11:05 dang im drunk and it cant figure out how to load this using the tilesiet im used to so i'm fist jusiong to use the one whtahat comeswith the defauls game event thought i don't junderstana dwhat's going one.
11:05 ooh eyah also I drank some more whiskey/
11:07 hwm[e645 p3opl3, kill them !
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/azurasstar/hamsterpeople_zpsf00e57c2.png)
11;11 WHY DO we have two trdde depots removing wone of them.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/azurasstar/twotadedepots_zps1e426f39.png)
11:13 I don't think thes workshops are gonna ge completed, I' fremoveing the order for them to be gudgug.
11"15: dscruff died/ of thrist don't know hy.
11:17 okay this is bullshit I hate making the dawfves keep iminging I KNOW ITS WARM STOP CANCELLING>
11:20 asked liason for pboose and p8lmp helmets home thats' okey
11:22 ther's adamanatime i don'tknow why.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/azurasstar/adamantine_zps81983fa1.png)
11:2 4 wgt cab;t build a magma fore?
11:26 fuck siege
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/azurasstar/siege_zpsd6a9f733.png)
11:30 okay so I just told our entire imlitary to kill like everthing in a giant recatangle and then I did nothing until the dsiege tag when t away but I guess whe hwon? also childrn
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/azurasstar/fisherdied_zps099540cb.png)
11:320 okay aI just uild at magma forge and magma spemlter but I think we mayb already had them?
11:34 okay so we woerge like really lo won booxe so eI just added a buajilliion jobs to the stil on repaat ohompe that;s okey,
11:3 we were kinda low on wook dso I do;t d the wwar ves to chp down everyhting. HEY MOOD tekkud lye maker guy
11:38 okay so I notice d we wer lkinda wlow on devens so I build some knwe stonefall dtaps ucz I don't know where the mecha ics worksho[ is so I can t buld new stuff but all they take sin rocks AAlso hey artivafact:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/azurasstar/artifact_zps7d59809b.png)
11:41 okaty I found the mechan ic and the fore I just built so I mad a bunch of iron spike s cuz i saw hwe had a bunch of rion and a bunch of mechanism aso we can have grap s and abe save
11:44 there's a bunch of water wheels and geat assembl8ies but I don't think Hteyy contntec t to antyhnigk/
11:50 okay I build t some e waeapn straps.
11:521 okay migrants okay now all our bedropm sare one eig dormitaory because that's reasiner.
11:54 kay some ody says no food aailbable but Our food asot res say ike one thousand
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/azurasstar/nofoodavailable_zpse4c0ade7.png)
12:00 okay the elves are heere and I 'k gonna trade them a bunch of gladdss corkstrec s.
12;a00 fuck, ambush
12L30 v-somebldy died
12L:12 minding for adamantine, but I think no clowns,
12:13 dangit I got distarac te dand the elve sleft befor I coun d trande anything
12:20 fuck daemno sd
12:26 so many babies I don't know how but despingt my best evfors our po;pulATION IS ne t postivme
12:28p oh not coludn ds of flames
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/azurasstar/flamefiend_zpsaa0cf9d4.png)
12:30ndo dorfs wont' build floor to wall fof demons don't undrstna ho mwnanger scren o nwornks hel,'
12:31 migralnd lol
12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/azurasstar/onfire_zpsa787f268.png)
12:33...but 'Hel' is a badass:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/azurasstar/helisabadass_zpsa039a37b.png)
12:37 human caravan
12:38 fey mood for blacksmith...claimed magma forge
12:43 got an artifact bed, ptting iti n giant dorm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/azurasstar/artifactbed_zpsd46edff9.png)
12:46 cog kubucacis is a badass:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/azurasstar/cog_zps75f70757.png)
12:49 oh dram n th human mergancnt sare leaveling I don;t htink they can actually get to our draade depont for somereadon. building a nother one elsewhare.
12:52 crap there's demons everywhere. aldso I'm drunkal, saving and quiiting.
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save: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7341
sorry it's a mess
Post by: Siquo on January 25, 2013, 04:20:43 am
12:52 crap there's demons everywhere. aldso I'm drunkal, saving and quiiting.Great turn! :D
Post by: Naryar on January 25, 2013, 05:35:56 am
12:20 fuck daemno sd
12:28p oh not coludn ds of flames
12:30ndo dorfs wont' build floor to wall fof demons don't undrstna ho mwnanger scren o nwornks hel,'
12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
12:52 crap there's demons everywhere. aldso I'm drunkal, saving and quiiting.
I must say I am impressed the fort hasn't fallen yet.
So does next overseer finishes the fort, then starts another one ?
Post by: Scruffy on January 25, 2013, 06:09:09 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/azurasstar/artifact_zps7d59809b.png)A mug with a picture of Ukko Ylihumala, the great hero of our fort, broudly draining the blood of a lowly peasant?
Great!
(Ukko was this guy:)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bobnova on January 25, 2013, 09:52:03 am
Post by: Sappho on January 25, 2013, 12:08:17 pm
12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
I love this game. If I don't end up going out with friends tomorrow night I might go ahead and take a turn. Gotta remember to buy some booze.
Post by: A_S00 on January 25, 2013, 12:45:52 pm
11:07 hwm[e645 p3opl3, kill them !I'm pretty sure that was "hamster people."
Also, I'm somehow both intensely ashamed and enormously proud of myself this morning. You guys must be used to that feeling.
Post by: Bobnova on January 25, 2013, 01:21:09 pm
I cracked up reading over my turn. I need to take another on my own (stable) computer. Maybe this weekend.
Post by: absynthe7 on January 25, 2013, 05:00:17 pm
12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
This turn was amazing. I feel like this should go on the Quotes page, if there aren't already >100 "on fire" quotes there :P
Post by: Bobnova on January 25, 2013, 05:01:50 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on January 25, 2013, 05:12:48 pm
Post by: Bobnova on January 25, 2013, 07:12:15 pm
My trade depot caravan distillation device could have worked better, it sort of flooded the entire level and then stuck-on if I remember correctly (or did someone (scruffy?) channel a hole? I don't remember). I made sure the trade depot only had upward access to the fort though.
I was very impressed by the pump stack, I couldn't even figure out how to fix one small piece of it on my turn! I just assigned half the fort to pimp operating to get the magma reservoir filled up :P
Admittedly I'm still rather on the noob end as far as the mechanical stuff goes.
As an unrelated note, I think I know what the doom of this particular fort is going to be. Not including the contributing factor of drunken overseers of course, they can be blamed for everything and hence it cancels out :D
Post by: Scruffy on January 25, 2013, 07:49:18 pm
Seriously!Wasn't that in the previous fortress? I think that someone was making a pumpstack in this one too but can't remember.
My trade depot caravan distillation device could have worked better, it sort of flooded the entire level and then stuck-on if I remember correctly (or did someone (scruffy?) channel a hole? I don't remember). I made sure the trade depot only had upward access to the fort though.
I was very impressed by the pump stack, I couldn't even figure out how to fix one small piece of it on my turn! I just assigned half the fort to pimp operating to get the magma reservoir filled up :P
Admittedly I'm still rather on the noob end as far as the mechanical stuff goes.
As an unrelated note, I think I know what the doom of this particular fort is going to be. Not including the contributing factor of drunken overseers of course, they can be blamed for everything and hence it cancels out :D
Perhaps I will take a turn tomorrow. Time will tell
Post by: Lolfail0009 on January 25, 2013, 09:06:54 pm
Post by: Jervill on January 25, 2013, 09:08:08 pm
All-in-all, a solid attempt. :)
Post by: Bobnova on January 25, 2013, 09:12:39 pm
Yeah you're right scruffy that was a previous fort, the one with the huge river.
I have no idea what this stack is made out of, it looks like Graebeard was behind the initial construction (maybe all of it?).
Come to think of it, I was thinking of the river fort entirely. No clue what the death of this one will be. The river fort had extremely easy access to the circus. Like, really really really really really.
Seriously contemplating taking four to all the shots and taking a turn. I have a nearly perfect amount of vodka left, enough to get sloshed but not so much that I'll be half-dead tomorrow.
And there's still almost six hours till midnight...
EDIT:
It's on like donkey kong.
First shot in mere moments!
2.EDILT:
(stuff was here)
3.EDIT:
Screw it, I'm making a new post to alert everybody.
Post by: Bobnova on January 25, 2013, 10:05:31 pm
My apologies to forum admins.
Post by: absynthe7 on January 25, 2013, 10:09:50 pm
EDIT: Check the unit list. Fun shall be had!
Post by: A_S00 on January 25, 2013, 10:16:39 pm
You are so doomed. You have no idea.What, did "crap there's demons everywhere. aldso I'm drunkal" not tip you off :P ?
Post by: Bobnova on January 25, 2013, 10:17:38 pm
Alraedy?
hmm. this could be tricky.
I'm moving my log to this post, don't feel like switching pages constantly.
Log begins:
6:53PM: Shot1!
6:55PM: preventative maintenance on the stupid Absolut cap to prevent the metal bit from spinning on
the plastic threaded bit. Pinched it in four placfes, looks pretty pro. Nice smooth edges too! None of
that spinning cap = rage = ripping it off in strips with pliers + slipping = blood all over the
kitchen. That kind of sucked.
6:57pm: sht oh dear this is taking forever to download. Not that long ago I'd have done Very Bad
Things for stable 103K/second. Now? Crap. Same as with SSDs really. I pity anybody still stock on a
mechanical HDD. Get a SSD ASAP. They're pretty cheap, $160 will get you a pretty fast 240-256GB
dirive. if you have the money the OCZ Vector 256GB ($240) is (@*#% epic. Look for a review on
funkykit.com soon. Sidenote: this took 2 minutes to write, and I feel the alcohol hitting. I love
this feeling.
7:00pm: shot2. Save downloaded. Will install and look around. Will make attempts at posting SS as I go along.
Anybody interested in a livestream>
7:03pm: shot2 is starting to ooze in. Hell yes.
Decided to simply write my log HRE rather than in a test file. bay12 doesn't copy/pasta for beans from ntoepad, no clue why.
This was a very long week, as an unrelated note.
Tempted to mod the raws. Not sure for what. My usual mod is to make dwarves capable of eating goblins and such, it amuses me to sell elf meat to elves. sadly that requires a world regen. oh well. I will be installing ironhand. Nowish.
7:06pm: I haven't even gotten the save open and i'm alraedy confused. Still occasionally ficing typos on accident, it'll be another shot or two before I'm raedy to rumble. Going to look around now.
7:09pm: I'm greeted by a few dozen hacked down trees in the north o the screen and blood all over the south. This begs the question: Whose?
Also, will dorf every usual suspect I can think of.
I'll probably continue with the stormtrooper names for the peons as well, it makes it much easier for me to find the. Plus it amuses me.
Maybe I'll attempted a death star mini-mega-project. Carge it outta stovne or something.
Chrust my typing is going downhill rapidly. probably shot3 time.
Will ford (dorf...) first.
7:12pm, 20th Limestone:
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf3/1-greeting.png)
2/3rds is dorf blood. the remaineder is goblin.
Going to kitchen for a shot. Then dorfing.
Who wants a dorf!?
7:15pm: Still 20th limestone. Note quite drunk enough I don't think. Maybe I cam. Typing would tend to indicate that I'm right on the border.
Took a shot. Goddamn I suck at taking shots. Actually, I can't. I drnk shots. Plus side: Absolut Mandarin is fucking delicious, though it smells almost exactly the same as my dish soap. Not sure whether it's disturbing that my dish soap smells like absolut vodke, or that my vodka tmsells like dish soap. It does taste better than dish soap, i expect.
Sidenote: Suave Strawberry does not tasty like it smells. nor does the coconut. Nor, in fact, do any of the.
7:18pm: yup. Those demons.
We have 104 dorfs, going to try to save some.
Prlly go take one more shot and look around, then I'll hit it.
I swear I'm not an alcoholic. I just have trouble modulating my drinking. ::)
This is why I was pleased to find that I only had maybe 2/5ths of a 750ml bottle.
Fiance has plenty of tequila, but holy excrement to I hate tequila. Not worth it.
7:26PM: Took another shot. This looks bad. I'm going to try to wall a miner into the room with the birds. They can be the food source. Not sure what I'll do about water/booze/etc. I'll get to that if I get to that.
Going to start playing now.
Dorfed myself, took a guess at 10.Bobnova. Also dorfed scruffy as the remaining un-named miner. The third miner is Sif.
Unpausing.
7:29: I lied. here's the first page of demons.
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf3/2-demons.png)
And the plan. Some digging to occpyp the miners, while someone (anyway, enabling masonry on everybody but the miners) drags a siltstone block over to wall them in. Operation Damage Control begins!
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf3/3-plan.png)
4 shots in half an hour is a good start. I'm forced to admin, I love being drunk. Admit, too. Thankfully I'm not an admin anywhere. I have mod powers at overclockers.com for the extreme benching team area, as I'm the head chief leader dude of that team, but no admin.
Admin powers are a lotta responsibility.
Anyway, unpausing now.
7:32pm, still 230th of some month.
These are the dorfs that have a chance:
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf3/4-miners.png)
7:36PM: 14th limestone:
We have no picks.'
7:50pm: Date unchanged.
Parenting duties called. Got that squared away. Kid (4) came and interupted me because he suddenly remembered he was supposed to remind me to call the pool about swimming lessons and was super sad / distraught that he'd forgotten. Came and found me and told me.
Funny thing is, I'd forgotten (again) too! Very good he did.
Bit of a delay for DDF though! Took another shot, #5, too.
Funny thing about shots: I'm a super lightweight, kinda. It takes very little to get me drunk. 2 to 3 shots will do it, presto, drunk. Sure as hell shouldn't drive or talk to cops, etc.
But to actually lay me out... It takes a lot. Haven't actua;ly managed it in a lon time. Last time was in Berlin on vacation, drank 600ml of vodka in 45m. Mistake.
Anyway, I'm back in action, current goal is to make some pics to my miners ahve the slightest hope in hell.
Might floor off the stairs to the top level too and try to save those dorfs.
I'm doing damage control rather than starting a new fort, in any case.
if it gets to the point where I have a couple drfchilds running around, fuck that.
there's 25 of the lazy little bastards and that's bad enough.
7:59PM: st sandstone:
We are so screwed. Demons are camping the topo fthe stars. The surface people are stuck. 10.Bobnova sits by a pond, distraught and not even trying to do, well, anything.
Ther ddorfs underground are being systematically hunted down and destroyed.
8:00: Date unknown.
Pandoras idae of bands/songs similar to linkin park is.... interesting. Crap, too.
Situation in fortress is uncharged, thought we're down to 76FPS (no mean trick with a 3770k at 4GHz) and 60odd dorfs.
Seriously contemplating abandoning as my plans are coming to fuckall.
Probably will, in he hopes of migrants showing up from this hell (literally) hole.
Someone should put a spoiler warning on the first page of this disasdter of a best idea ever thread. Drunk people don't give a flying fornication about concealing what happens should you pull a Durin.
8:04pm: 9th sandstone:
Cook in he hospital went berserk. NOT BLOODY HELPING, COOK.
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf3/5-cookinsane.png)
He got up (WHY THE HELL WERE IN YOU BED IF YOU COULD WALK/FIGHT/ETC SO GODDAMN WELL, ASSHOLE!?) and slaughtered the rest of the dorfs in the hospital.
watch the hell out for chefs, people.
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf3/6-omfg-cook.png)
8:06PM: Date changing rapidly, as I'm leaving it unpaused. There's nothing I can do, my plans have been laid and are being ignored ocmpletely.
The cook slaughtered another dorf. He's a remakabley good puncher, the fuck. Not pleased with him. I'ma name him if he lives. BRB
8:12pm: The cook is actually doing a decent job vs a ptserasoar demon. Amazing.
The cook is a badass
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf3/7-cookstats.png)
Demon fight:
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf3/8-cookfightsdevil.png)
8:16PM 19th sandstone:
Afrter THIRTY FUCKING TWO PAGES OF COMABT, the cook bled to death.
That's impressive as hell.
Now some other dickhead went berserk.
Also, I need to pee.
And take a shot.
What are the shot reules again> are they in the OP (original post)?
I'll republic that.
Republic is a clerver way to say check.
See first people turned it into czech, cause that's hilarious?
I decided to futher improve it, as the vezch republic is just that, a republic.\
So I'm taking to it genuine british slang and calling it republic.
OPAQUE, FLAT OUT OPAQUE.
Also, two more berserk dorfs.
Can berserk dorfs immigrate if I abaondon while they're alive? that'd be hularious.
\\\8:34PM 9th timber:
Kid2 wanted me to rest with him while he went to sleep. No arguing with that, bi of a delay. I surived ithout passing outn though!
Caravan arrived and paused the game. if it hasn't completely crumbled by 8:45 I'ma abaondon.
caravan has got to be like "What. The. Fuck."
8:36: 16th tmber:
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf3/9-diplomat.png)
Well fuck him. WE're unhappy too. All two of us.
8:38:22nd timber. An ambush. lol. Well not really out load. Kid's just hgone to sleep.
need to wait another 5m till he's really solidly asleep. Then it'l be impossible to wake him up for 30m+/
8:40PM:
Aaaand we're hosed. Despite the goblins taking out a demon or two, i was too much.
I'll re-embark here shortly. Need to take a "fortress fucking annihilared" shot, after all.
And maybe eat something. I love rice cakes.
Really could do with some chaser, orange juice is horrid for chasing absolute mandarin. Like, really, really, really, really bad. Weird.
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf3/10-dead.png)
Last edit:
New rule:
If the fortress crumbles, take a srsbsns shot.
Post by: Bobnova on January 25, 2013, 11:43:43 pm
New fort incoming once I take a shot.
Will paly till 11pm pacific, bare minimum.
Further updates in this post.
8:53PM:
Shot number.... 6? 7? 8? I don't know.
Finished the last of the decent chaser. Current best is some Henrys rootbeer.
That's awkward as that stuff likes to lurk, lurk, ;lurk DESPLODE!
Record is a ~15" fountain, Dont want that drunk. Drunk I am.
Trying to fins somehere with lets of emtals at all depths, awesome drainage (aka sand), and ltos o fa savagery, I think.
Actualyl I don't remember the aprams very well. Must be drunk.
Kind of annoying, as if I were less drunk I could go to the store and get chaser.
Realstially I could walk there, it's not that far. That'd eat a solid half hour of DDF time though.
Lastly, it's fucking freezing in the ouse. time to find my fuzzy jacket o f intense fuzzyness. I loves it.
9:24PM: No iron anvils available? Did we kill all the dorfs? What te hell?
9:26 I can;t embark with any iron or steel stuff. This could be an issue.
9:29:
I'm going to embark and try to use DFHack to give myself an anvil.
9:36PM:
I cab;t fud a DFHack command to give items, I think this world has finally been killed. There;s no iron available at embark, anywhere. That means no avils, which means no metalworking.
9:39pm: OK I'm confused as hell with what the hell is gong on iwth this save. Some spots in the world have no wood. Othrs have no iron, all are on the mainland. Can orfs no cross rivers!? What the hell?
Anywa, uploadig thwswand save.
OK Here's the save, hopefully someone else can make more snese of this than I can. hope this turn was entertaining to others, I enjoyed it, depressing as it may have been!
LONG LIVE DRUNK FORTRESS!!!!
http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf4/DrunkFortress.zip
Save is up and confirmed to link correctly. I typed that link by ahnd!
also, I'm prety sure this is the first DF fort I've officially run into the ground. Go me!
Drunken Law stands: if you abandon or see the "Your strength is FUBAR" screen, take a "Jiggler", that, according to my measureing glass, is a 1.5oz shot.
Post by: Naryar on January 26, 2013, 02:34:24 am
Not enough !!dwarves!! for my taste though.
Post by: Sappho on January 26, 2013, 02:54:28 am
How many people are interested in taking turns this weekend? I'm considering tonight, although I don't know if I'll end up being home or not. I'm in the GMT+1 time zone so it's possible (or likely) if I do take a turn I will finish early enough for someone in the States to take a turn after me (6 hours between here and EST).
Post by: Lolfail0009 on January 26, 2013, 03:31:41 am
Haha. I'm sitting here in Prague laughing at the whole republic, check, czech thing. Interestingly, Czech is the polish spelling. No idea why English speakers took the Polish spelling instead of anglicizing it like they normally do. (Český is the original spelling, for the record.)
Now I'm imagining foreign dwarven warriors, a couple, named Czech and Český.
Post by: Naryar on January 26, 2013, 04:26:52 am
Haha. I'm sitting here in Prague laughing at the whole republic, check, czech thing. Interestingly, Czech is the polish spelling. No idea why English speakers took the Polish spelling instead of anglicizing it like they normally do. (Český is the original spelling, for the record.)
How many people are interested in taking turns this weekend? I'm considering tonight, although I don't know if I'll end up being home or not. I'm in the GMT+1 time zone so it's possible (or likely) if I do take a turn I will finish early enough for someone in the States to take a turn after me (6 hours between here and EST).
I think only Clover Magic has expressed interest in playing this weekend.
Post by: Bobnova on January 26, 2013, 12:40:17 pm
Of course, it's First Drunk First Served. Just be sure to get the save up before passing out in case Clover wants to go right away.
I think dwarf regions don't cross rivers or something, as I chose an embark further north than where I wanted and it had iron anvils, but no wood. Something like that anyway, it's a bit hazy at this point.
Post by: Aseaheru on January 26, 2013, 12:45:42 pm
dwarves cant cross RIVERS, the ones with ramps.
Post by: Bobnova on January 26, 2013, 02:47:28 pm
That explains that then, good. We haven't killed off the entire dorf population of the world.
Post by: Scruffy on January 26, 2013, 02:55:24 pm
You'd think the dwarven civilization could manage to build a bridge!A BRIDGE?!? What is this non-dwarven heresy?
That explains that then, good. We haven't killed off the entire dorf population of the world.
A proper dwarf digs a tunnel to go underneath the river! (though sometimes.. Sometimes there are aquifers.. The results are not pretty)
Post by: Aseaheru on January 26, 2013, 02:58:05 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on January 26, 2013, 04:09:08 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 27, 2013, 02:45:29 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on January 27, 2013, 02:51:08 pm
Did you know they make buttered popcorn flavored vodka? And cinnamon? And doughnut? I boggled for about ten minutes in our grocery store's liquor aisle at the flavors. Personally I bought a fifth of peach vodka and a fifth of some Absoult Grapevine flavor, which seems to be...white grape, dragonfruit, and papaya. Sounds good, I will mix it with the two gallons of apple juice I bought to go with it.
Post by: Clover Magic on January 27, 2013, 08:12:49 pm
I don't know where my shotglasses are. Huh.
Guys Absolut Grapevine is DELICIOUS I need nothing more ever again.
19:14 - Poured first shot. Okay, Absolut Grapevine + apple juice is fucking delicious, guys. Also, I've got my bottle of water and I've finished a lovely roast dinner, so there will hopefully be no vomit this time around. Mainly because one of the step-sibs has got the vomit bug and there is too much puke in this house already.
19:19 was measuring shit out and realize that I dump like the equivalent of two shots into my drinks when I make a glass instead of doing shots. Huh.
19:23 - Poured second drink. Hmmn. I need to easure these more accurately. Still, it is delicious.
19:34 - Taking this nice and slow until I'm drunk enough to think straight shots is a good idea.
19:45 - Drink #3.
20:55 - Got caught up with reading gay manga, whoops. But I am on drink #4 now, will probably shoot a few after I finish it and then start.
Post by: Bobnova on January 27, 2013, 09:37:00 pm
I like to leave the vodka and the shot glass in the freezer, if you move fast with that setup you can take shots of vodka that has ice crystals floating around in it. Chase that with fridged, good, apple juice and voila! Tastes like yum.
The next morning.... less so.
Buttered popcorn vodka sounds..... epic. Probably epically bad, given buttered popcorn jellybeans.
Post by: Xantalos on January 27, 2013, 09:43:50 pm
Post by: Bobnova on January 27, 2013, 09:55:59 pm
Went into legends and counted. Please dorf me as "12.Bobnova".
EDIT:
Holy crap, 8.Bobnova is actually alive. Didn't see that coming.
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf4/30-bobnova.png)
That edition of Clover Magic is still alive, too. She's a pump operator.
Post by: Clover Magic on January 27, 2013, 09:58:58 pm
And yes, buttered popcorn vodka is....epic. I am severely tempted to go buy a bottle just to have one, because I cannot imagine any mixed drinks that it would taste good in, ever. Or straight.
Post by: Bobnova on January 27, 2013, 10:21:37 pm
There've been 13 scruffys.
11 bobnovas.
9 clovers.
7 wrexs (wrexii?)
6 kamins.
2 xantalos.
4 jervills
5 siquos.
0 naryars, what the hell?
1 renofox.
3 rcm(games).
5 ruhns, one living.
2 australianwinters.
1 greatwyrmethanol
5 miskos.
2 maximumzeros.
2 peregars, one named peregar III.
1 Yoink.
1 Lord Inquisitor.
1 hostergaard
1 Talvi(eno?)
1 Geen.
I think that's about everybody. Not counting a couple hundred stormtroopers.
The above'd make for a decent dorfing list, you can tell for the most part who was an overseer and who wasn't by the number of dorfs. There's a list in the first post too of course.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on January 27, 2013, 11:15:36 pm
I have compiled a list of names for when I die, too :P
In no particular order except the last one is last, I give you:
- Nine, Audiomancer
- LFTON, Dreamer
- Leftonin, Experimenter
- Zedo, Reaper
- Cor'Daz, Creator
- 0009, Leader
Post by: Clover Magic on January 27, 2013, 11:33:15 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on January 27, 2013, 11:56:06 pm
No fucking iron. This si nopt enouygh booze to deal with this shit. Steel anvil wtf.Amen.
Post by: A_S00 on January 28, 2013, 12:57:44 am
Post by: Naryar on January 28, 2013, 03:33:19 am
0 naryars, what the hell?
2sneaky4u
Post by: rcmgames on January 28, 2013, 07:53:44 am
Post by: Bobnova on January 28, 2013, 10:01:28 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 28, 2013, 10:57:55 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 29, 2013, 03:04:58 am
Post by: Naryar on January 29, 2013, 08:58:10 am
Post by: Siquo on January 29, 2013, 09:14:47 am
Post by: Bobnova on January 29, 2013, 10:00:11 am
Naryar if you're drunk and ready to take a turn, take a turn :D
Post by: Naryar on January 29, 2013, 10:14:15 am
That's definitely a plus.
Naryar if you're drunk and ready to take a turn, take a turn :D
I shalll take a turn very soon, but not just right now : later in the afternoon.
I was just wondering about the save.
Post by: Clover Magic on January 29, 2013, 11:17:29 am
Feel free to move on, I'll try again later. I can upload the save if you want a hole in the ground to start from, lol.
Post by: Siquo on January 29, 2013, 11:19:37 am
Post by: Bobnova on January 29, 2013, 12:05:12 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 29, 2013, 12:15:52 pm
I'm starting to drink, by the way. Duvel with lime, go go go !
Post by: Naryar on January 29, 2013, 12:44:22 pm
Edit : I'm going to the bar, they have Piraat belgian beer which I would really like to taste. I'll wait for CM's turn if she does upload it.
Post by: Clover Magic on January 29, 2013, 12:57:46 pm
Edit: Also, I managed one screenshot, lol:
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2j9jjm.png)
This was the just-embarked pic, so it's not very interesting.
Post by: Naryar on January 29, 2013, 01:22:35 pm
also i nearly vomited when finishing my piraat, and it was good.
2 strong beers have been drunk, at respectiveley 8,5° and 10,5°. I don't feel much alcohol in my blood which is weird, but that should come soon...
Post by: Naryar on January 29, 2013, 01:47:53 pm
What I have drunk already : 1 entire Duvel, 1 entire Piraat, a half of a Duvel
01:40 Well, what's up with this fort's tendencies to build HUUUUGE famr plots ? I mean, like football stadium farm plots ?
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/2991frmplots1.png)
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/68803frmplots2.png)
at least they are LESS absurdly big than in previous fort. Time to remove a few farm plots.
01:45 It's the 23rd of Granite, 118, early spring, an i haven't unpaused the fort yet.
01:49 Unpausing the fort... Well, we are visibly on 3x3 4 sqaures of temperate grassland and 2 squares of cold sand desert. One of these is savage considered i've got fuckng damn useles thrips men in the air. I wsh i had crossbows to kill them all.
01:51 FUN NEWS ! The desert is evil ! I'm going to swiftly make a defensive wall for this fort. Clover Magic has already dug a surprisingly straight bedroom complex at z-9, and the cverns are already at z-10 whih must be a record.
01:55 Ordering defensive perimeter around the 3x1 fort entry. Dwarf Rapist'ing the non-dig
ging dwarves into building it.
02:02 OK, visibly I fucked up with the ramps and the wall protection. THerefore cnceling CM's room digging stuff (it's not like we have enough rooms for 1-2 waves) Just finished my third beer, still not feeling really drunk at all... I'll drink another beer, I still have two in reserve.
02:08 : Well, the ramp system seems to be screwed. Because I build my bride at the wrong side. I'll be damned. Building upstair/downstair: it's so much easier.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/67035rmp.png)
02:11: Ordering mechanisms to be done. Maybe I should not put the mechanics right in the food zone. Oh well. it's temporary.
02:13: I am drunk in movement, it is obvious, but yet I do not feel that my mind is affected enough. Oh well, I've got some Chimay who's waiting for me. Go this !
02:17
02:19 Nope, bridhe isn't done yet. Oh well, too soon to have blocks. taking a chug of my chimay with lime. Damn this, it's the fourth strong beer i'm drinking and no other effect than a buzz yet and slight loss of Dex ? There may be a probelm.
02:22 Digging a large piece at z-2 to do stoneworking sutfff. Because we don't have yet one, and it's the bakbone of good dwarven industyr.
02:25 It's the 20th of Slate, mid-spring. The embark is sedimentary, bedrockbeing claytsone, so it's up to mu glorious self to build the fort. There should be no fun in fist year, unless i really searh for it.
02:29 Well... i've been drinking 3 beers and i still feel like I drank two. Why is my spirit not affected ? damn. Is it drunkfot or slightly dunk fort ? Hmm.
07:13 Guess what happened ? That's right, I fell asleep. Damn it I just feel weak. Hopefully I am still slightly drunk and I got very nearly 2 chimays to finish.
07:21 There's a single eagle zombie in our map. This may prove problematic... also i was wrong earlier, it's 3x3, 2 tiles of evil temperate/cold desert, 2 tiles of temperate mountain and 5 tiles of temperate grassland/shrubland/savanna.
07:34 Well, Wrex and Bobnova are sleeping on the cold floor right next to each other. Start your shipping, people !
08:21 Still dinking !!! Locking door to avoid the eagle corpse.
08:28 Digging again with the rooms.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/63764room.png)
08:36 Well, I'm building the necessary stuff. still, mason, mechanic, crafstdwarf. also, there are two cats of different sexes. What have you done, Clover Magic ??!?!
08:43 I am trying to make a secure access to water. But nope. Bobnova is being interrupted by the eagle corpse. I guess it's time for violence.
08:45 Kill the eagle ! Rend his flesh ! More Blood for armok !
08:47 The eagle corpse is dead (well dead again), and Wrex is very unhappy for some reason? Why ! Have you not had a good fight ? Idiot wdarf !
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/14596wter.png)
08:51 This is my attempt at building a safe water access. I figured the water would not flow enough to make a goo cistern, and i don't want to break th caverns yet. (rnadom invulenrable FB, no thanks)
08:54 Why are you morons standing on the very tile you need to build a wall on ? Damn it, this supposedly smarter dwarf position upadate has brought so much bugs it's nearly worse than before. Opening main door
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/16833wter2.png)
09:05 Water supply finished, with no problems. By that i mean FUN !! Wrex is still emo'ing for some reason. I have also made a good dining room, I don't want him to go berserk and ruin my ort.
09:08 Good news, wrex is no longer emo. Clover Magic is toiling in the workshop, making rock pots. I will put up a manvger soon because ordering all by hand is annoying. Ordering drinks to be made. also need bookkeeper.
It's 6th malachite, mid summer. I drunk every single drink I had. Dunno i I will stay slghtly drunk until the next year.
09:12 Well...about 10 seconds after I thought "holy shit still no migrants, what the uck is nappening", I get migrants. Yhe list :
-a farmer with only novice skills, eh it's nto cool but useful. Named Tholtig, so I name him/her appopriayely.
-an adequate appraiser. No other skills. Whoa it's like a legendary cheese maker.
-fisherdwarf and competent swordsdwarf. I shall chirsten him as my mighty name.
-a crafstdwarf, with nothing more than novice skill. Is no one in this world good ? I name him Bobnova 2, for lulz.
-anadequate butcher. I randomly decide he's a stormtrooper. FOR THE EMPIRE !
09:27 Well, I was trying to mod my previous drunkfort post instead of this onee. There must be something wrrrong with that..
anywayss wer re 12
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/6523312.png)
damn it, what I would give for another drink. Too bad I drunk everything I had and it's far too late for getting drinks. Maybe I should load on more alcholol next time.
09:32 Xantalos is expedition leader now, along with all the other useful noble positions. Still have that buzz, wondering how hal-drunk i will stay.
09:38 Damn it, random zombie muskox attack. I got totally taken by surprise, hopefully the mighty naryar (the dwarf) has taken the offense. I order the rest squad in support. Charge ! Blood for the blood god !
09:42 Well... Naryar has fallen in battle, after killing 2 oxes in ranged combat, following by Sikquo. It's looking pretty damn bad. I am ordering the closing o the door. Hope the fort doesn't fall.
09:44 Xantalos has fallen in battle, and Clover Magic is currently being pursued by 3 zombie muskoxes. Damn it.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/46244clover.png)
09:48 I do'nt think this will be the end of the fort. But my dwarves haven't even closed the door, considering the digging and MUST HAVE DEAD DWARF SOCK syndrome.
09:52 Well, Clover Magic is still running away from zombies. The fort is locked. I kinda want to save CM so I opened the door,but it was a bad idea...
09:55 Four dwarves are now outside, or is it three, pursued by zombie muskoxen. Well. That is an incredibly FUN first year. Oh well, evil tundra.
09:58 By some miracle, everyone is now inside, alive, and the bridge is locked. Problem solved, although unhappiness is still an issue.
Bobnova 1, Sixquo, Xantalos and Naryar are dead, that makes 8 dwarves. Two muskoxen have been named: Spitefulaura (which is amazingly fitting for an undead) and Throwadored (what the fuck ??)
10:01 The four undead muskoxen are still outside. I am ready to see the next migrant wave going all Yakety Sax, hopefully muskoxen aren't very fast. Why does this fort suddenly went from standard building story to survival horror that quickly ?
10:08 The fort is still going, we're in the end of summer. We only have one pick, one battle axe, no metals at all (even in sedimentary), no coal, and not enough wood to make some.I'm not feeling drunk at all. I will still finish the year.
10:12 Two zombe muskoxen, including Spitefulaura, are trying to catch the water buffalo cow we came with. I should play a bit o yakety sax. autumn has also come in the fort.
10:16 Yeah, i'm gonna open Fraps and follow the wate buffalo cow (water buffalo xoàw. It's funny nalme, right ?) with some yakety sax as soundtrack. always funny).
10:20 oh wait, why bother with fraps when DF has an inbuilt movie feature ?
10:24 I filmed a bit of animal pursuit, i'll be sure to upload some. Maybe I should continue to build stuff.
10:28 More exploratory mining. There is not a single damn ore on this eembark !!! amusingly I am still moving like a drunk but I don't feel that drunk.
10:31 Well... considering I don't feel any alcoholic efect on my mind via alcohol, I'll stop here. It's the 22nd of Limestone, early autumn. There is more than enough drink, food stocks will be enough for 1 or 2 seasons more. No more zombie muskoxen, although there is now a tiercel peregrine corpse in the air. It was a fun 3/4ths of a year.
Post by: codyorr on January 29, 2013, 06:02:11 pm
I read every single post up to this point.
Post by: Bobnova on January 29, 2013, 07:50:00 pm
Drink more and play more!
Post by: Clover Magic on January 29, 2013, 08:14:06 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 29, 2013, 08:21:02 pm
cuz it's 100% manly
I'll continue playing.
Post by: Naryar on January 29, 2013, 11:09:10 pm
Here's the save.
Post by: Bobnova on January 30, 2013, 01:11:23 am
Also pleased that one of me (heh) survived!
Post by: Scruffy on January 30, 2013, 03:17:56 am
I am just raising morale with that : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXEKhornite spotted. Nurgle is where the fun is at.
Post by: Naryar on January 30, 2013, 04:52:24 am
So... excruciatingly painful, slow, festering plagues are your idea of fun ? Yeah, I'd rather lose an arm in battle.I am just raising morale with that : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXEKhornite spotted. Nurgle is where the fun is at.
Post by: Xantalos on January 30, 2013, 05:24:12 am
If I had to choose a chaos god to 'devote' myself to (young bastards don't know the meaning of the word), it would probably be Khorne and Tzneetch fused together.So... excruciatingly painful, slow, festering plagues are your idea of fun ? Yeah, I'd rather lose an arm in battle.I am just raising morale with that : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXEKhornite spotted. Nurgle is where the fun is at.
Post by: Scruffy on January 30, 2013, 07:11:43 am
A common misconception. They feel no pain. That is the point.So... excruciatingly painful, slow, festering plagues are your idea of fun ? Yeah, I'd rather lose an arm in battle.I am just raising morale with that : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXEKhornite spotted. Nurgle is where the fun is at.
Nurgle is not just the god of disease. He is also the god of death and things remaining unchanged. Pretty much the idea of clinging to life. That is the reason he and Tzneetch don't get along.
He offers his blessing to those who are afraid of dieing and become freed of all pain and disease. (They carry the diseases but don't suffer pain from them)
Also, Papa Nurgle is a jolly fellow who truly loves his loyal servants. It is a warm and happy, albeit ugly, family.
Post by: Naryar on January 30, 2013, 07:26:46 am
A common misconception. They feel no pain. That is the point.So... excruciatingly painful, slow, festering plagues are your idea of fun ? Yeah, I'd rather lose an arm in battle.I am just raising morale with that : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXEKhornite spotted. Nurgle is where the fun is at.
Nurgle is not just the god of disease. He is also the god of death and things remaining unchanged. Pretty much the idea of clinging to life. That is the reason he and Tzneetch don't get along.
He offers his blessing to those who are afraid of dieing and become freed of all pain and disease. (They carry the diseases but don't suffer pain from them)
Also, Papa Nurgle is a jolly fellow who truly loves his loyal servants. It is a warm and happy, albeit ugly, family.
Decay and the lack of change leads to death and annihilation. There could be no worse fate. Nurgle is far too inhuman in his morality for me to adhere to.
I am both Khornate and Tzeentchian, despite the common opposition of strength versus intellect. Khorne because he is anger and battle-lust (and 100% badass), Tzeentch because he is knowledge and hope (and Ubermensch-y).
also, Tzeentch LOVES derailing threads. :P
Post by: Eric Blank on January 30, 2013, 10:38:57 am
Post by: codyorr on January 30, 2013, 11:43:25 am
9:48 am began fist Mike's Hard Lemonade. Started downloading save.
10:06 am Finishes drink right before download. I listen to Senate hearing on Gun Control for a few seconds. Back to the game.
10:08 am Stupid blizzard. I could only get into work at a gas station and buy some Mike's. I haven't had Mike's in years. I started my second drink.
10:11 am I remembered I only use the LNP. Time to get a vanilla and class it up with some graphics.
10:17 am Firing it up.
10:18 am Good God! A coupe of rotten muskox and a stray buffalo cow.
10:20 am Ok seems good. Designated some up/down stairs that went to nowhere before begining designation again.
10:L27 am I took a screen shot of the moose being chased around. Funny stuff. Oh yeah the stairs. Good thing I got this report thing. I can definately feel the alcohol. Time to finish drink 2.
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/230512_3568527110152_2073618474_n.jpg) I pasted the original picture and saved. Then I deleted it by saving over it with another picture.
10:30 am Tried to unpause MSpaint. Things are looking up.
10:34 am Everyone is farming and notg doing what I say. Beginning 3rd drink. Moose still getting chased and accidentally svaed over last file. oh well new chase screenshot taken.
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/21981_3568524790094_1946412517_n.jpg) Jerks finished too quickly too.
10:36 am Added bed Hotkey.
10:39 am Two kittens born! Yay! Oh and some puppy a while ago but who cares about that. The lazy bum Wrex finally gets around to digging things.
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/598761_3568526230130_1356880539_n.jpg) God I hate Wrex. He's so small and picky.
10:45 am FUCK! Ingrates have arrived!
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/250627_3568527550163_10297664_n.jpg) I hate INGRATES!
10:46 am Woops. Guess I shouldn't have deconstructed that wall.
10:49 am lol. The Moose is being led around by a dwarf while being chased by a zombie muskox! Summoned the military and the muskox died from a bolt. Everyone is inside now.
10:56 am Began 4th drink. This 5% alcohol is bullshit. I'm used to 40% and 4 oz at a time. Renamed a Carpenter after me. Oh we got 5 ingrates. Guess the dead bodies on the stairs didn't bother them.
10:59 am started construction of 10 coffins. We'll need 'em.
11:03 am Jervill goes stark raving MDAD! For no reason. Dick.
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/482070_3568529950223_616408405_n.jpg) Probably those bodies on the upstairs steps.
11:06 am As I ginish 4th drink we reach an expansive underground cavern. It's a lak3e! Just a lake and nother else! WHOA!
11:08 am Oh nevermind. Better close that off quick.
11:11 am Start 5th drink. Coffins biult and area designated. I hope burying those corpses calms down Jarvill. Eh, whatever.
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11:19 am Build trade depot and open up the fort.
11:21 am Shit! Only got the liaison. I told him we need anvils, seeds, drinks, and some bags. I hope that's what we need. Didn't bother to check. Maybe I should look at food and booze stocks.
11:24 am Jersk want blocks, ammo, and toys. I told him he just needs baby stabbing chambers but he wouldn't listen. I think he's an elf.
11:27 am Appearently I made some booze and food. People will live for a little longer on thier grub filled sandwiches and burnt swill.
11:30 am Dwafed Sappho as the usless fisherdwarf I almost sent to help train the military. Finished 5th drink.
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11:33 am Started 6th drink. Winter is upon you! Eh, whatever. I'm going to keep drinking but I'll had this off to someone else since Mike's isn't really drinking. Maybe I'll come back for one of the usual vodka/16 shot days.
I'll upload screens in a bit. I've never done anything like this so I have to set stupff up buzzed or whatever sugar drunk is. I started a waste area and designated a huge pasture with all our tame animals in it. Had to wall off the lake since it was actally connected to a cave system.
The save. http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7356 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7356)
Post by: A_S00 on January 30, 2013, 11:53:53 am
Excellent.
Post by: Sappho on January 30, 2013, 12:22:38 pm
I tentatively infer from your comments re: Senate that you're American, which would mean drunk fortress at approximately 11:00 AM on a Wednesday.
Excellent.
Well all the times are written there in the post. : ) It appears he started drinking just before 10 am. Also, I think the Mike's Hard Lemonade is a pretty good indicator of being American. Continue, codyorr! Dwarf me if you can manage it!
Post by: codyorr on January 30, 2013, 12:44:39 pm
Having problems uploading the save. Working on it. Guess I'll work on pictures in between.
Will now work on save until I get it to work.
Figured it out. It wouldn't update the website screen until it was completely uploaded. I just thought it was an error. Time makes fools of us all.
Post by: Bobnova on January 30, 2013, 01:27:26 pm
Finding caverns with water solves the water problem nicely, definitely better than surface water.
Post by: RenoFox on February 01, 2013, 06:31:13 pm
Post by: codyorr on February 01, 2013, 06:37:01 pm
Post by: Bobnova on February 01, 2013, 07:09:45 pm
Try not to pull a Durin, either. It leads rather directly to founding a new fortress :P
Post by: Kamin on February 01, 2013, 10:13:43 pm
I'm not sure how long I'll be able to moderate with my new job, as I'm unaware of how much free time I'll have anymore. Connectivity may also be limited. That being said, if such an event occurs, I will probably put it to a vote to let somebody keep it updated in my stead (my gut says Scruffy, Clover, or Bobnova). This is just a heads up though, so don't worry until it happens :)
Post by: Clover Magic on February 02, 2013, 12:34:10 am
I then attempted to embark on a site that is part Untamed Wilds Mountain and...some sort of grassland, I think, and part Terrifying Tundra because drunk!me has weird ideas about the future of Drunk Fort. However I got distracted and passed out before early spring was over (Absolut Grapevine is maybe a little too delicious). Naryar took my hole in the ground and made it to early autumn before also passing out because this fort apparently induces drunken narcolepsy. There were zombie muskox shenanigans. Codyorr then took over and made it to winter, more zombie shenanigans but the fort is still standing even if Jervill!dorf went stark raving mad.
All in all, standard Drunk Fort stuff.
Post by: Bobnova on February 02, 2013, 12:52:27 am
I'm curious to see if RenoFox manages a turn, or he passes out too :P
If I'm bored and feel like being hungover sunday I might take a turn. I feel like there might be things I'm supposed to do though.
Post by: RenoFox on February 02, 2013, 06:12:32 am
Ebickness! I've been wdoing wrong bees all this time! Into pepsi instead of sprite, but now I found half a bottle of wine so I'll drink that right now. Time is 1:37 AM, now that I remembered it. Iä'll also stop writing AM all the time because 12 hour digital clock is stypid. Found more sprite too, there was 6 liters is hidden.
Why am I pouring wine into bee glass? It tastes badf now.
1:42 Save loaded, starting. Also found dwarf fortress, its own task, surprisilginly. Everything seems too easy though, so I'll drink the remaining 50cl of Omppu wine in one gulp.
Drank half of that, things got pretty weird. High fived a furry(?) and I'll drunk more. Why?
I have been intensely submerged, and havent done anything. What is the fort? Loaded the poop rain again, hawald! The Drunken Brews soins obviously ghthe right, drinking more and loading.
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1:52 Q'apla! Saved loaded! Thigs have grown obvioysly! Housin gis sad and we have no magma. I drink more. Seriously the housing is expoilty bad! I wont chance it, I'll dig to magma. There is a confusing amount of ponie sging on on other wscreen, but I shall not mention them.
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1st Moonstone, 2:00, Found out some stufvf and did changing mining designations. Better check out the sgocsts; Popiulation 13, three plants to eat. We are going to starve. and the military goy at the front is again a dead one. Apparently I finished the wine, I'll make a bee now, that I also found stuff for. We have the puniest plots ever (lawl..vnm) and they dio notnhing. IO'll do more. From now on wone will rpoduce nothing but plump helmets so well surive forever. Fureromore, a soap maker shall do NOTHING but farming from now on so the plots (so many pony puns) shall never be barren becuse we all die for armoks sake if we dont do something about this!½
2:09 cant find a garbeage depot, lpot stack whatver, Anyway, build one to drag refuse to. Refuse stocpoile! How long has this fort gone without one!?
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2:14 still same day I guess, I made a macro to do more begrooms, same as before but theyre the way of the fort now so why now. Iä'm glad I did is successfully, so I'll assve the game now that I have done so much good already. Before even unpasusing once.
2:17 2nd: moonstone, 118. Wo much what? We have no militia? We are whyhy doing anything? In facrt, no one is doing anything; over half the fort is idle at once!
2:25 We have ga guy who does nothing, but is a dsworsdaarf? Pick berries still you know you can do something, then join military. Greetings our military leader!
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Our mechaic is razy alrady. 'I can expect this to be for reasons. Where is our dining room?!
5th moonstone, 2:30 What, who is doing anything? I have no darvf therapist so I am a bit low lit job assagnoemnt. Anyone doing ANYTHING? I'll start like this was a first year. Assing EVERY DWARF! Also, I finished apparently a bree, or half and never took a second one?
Seriously,. we have 13 wwarves and no one does anyting? Was this game run by AI? What does "I digress" mean? It would seem fitting for mentioning a donkey doing ... in this sidtuoation.
5th moonstone, 2:38. Wait WHAT?! We are locked in without access to survace? Iä'd better heck the unit list for zombies... None, just some MERCHATS waiting to get in the hikikomori fortress! Someone remove the roof so we can get out?
2:42,
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7th Moonstone, 2:48 Nothing has happened in the fort, but I have been so confuzed by several spects of happevents that it has taken almost... only 18 minutes of playtime? Apparently I am very sane!
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Mechainic died of thistrt, I thought is was troublesone till I rememered it was insane.
2:52 most of the dwarves, everyone but MINER construvting rock foffing is idle. This fortress is fo fucked I feel almost good doing everything... in fact, I DO do everything from the start! Exept without having to DO everhgting from start! Yay!
15th Moonstone, 2:57, apparenlty everything is so screwed nothing makes sense. Or so it seems, and this makes it easier t o manage because I shall not mreak anyones plans buactyally having plans! Anyone doing ANYTHING is an improvement!
3:02, 21:st Moonstone 118: I have no idea what just happened, but apparently I finished a nother bee. I confess I watch pnies so I'm not fully here all the time, but I do play and drink, which should be ok? I make another bee and take another cider. I did just make ten more coffins, before noticing we have dozen coffins without being assingled of burial use yet. Anyway, several people should be more pleased now.
I type awesome. when I'm fast. Doing thw hole Quit resload after each save so nothing ever oes wrong ever. I have now saved and restarted twice on two weeks!
22nd moonstone, 3:07 garbage stockpile finished, SO much stuff came out from the fot? Did the dwarves just sleep in the piles of two legged rhino carcasses?
26th Moostone, 3:10: Starvation sets in, the noob swordswarf herbalist kills everything he touches, the newly appointed farmer just smiles like an asshoel. Digging fould warm stone at level 30, half the way to magma esa or so! Weääll have industry soon!
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Instat Victory! Magma and stuff! I wont mine adamantine because it rises the fort value beyond what we can handle, ut now we can do anhy stuff with steel and stuff.
3:23: I've drunk too much wine, Iäm confuzed as hell. I shall drink cider to archieve the long resesarched balance of drunkennes and getting stuff done!
Also starting to don some stuff, while drinking cider.
8th Opal, 3:31 I forgot that we found the magma sea! I'll start doing something wiwh it now! Nevermind, I already did. I just had stome traumatic flasbacks but I never blacked out or something. Our worthless peasant has now learned rnough to became a herbalist, so he's now our military commander. Apparently we already ad a squad, which I'm surprisied of. Anyway, Enough guys to beat random wildife now!
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14th Opal, 3:37 doing stuff on surface, lots of failuers and some potential progress. Forgot to dringk more, will do so immediately. I still spaced out for sometime, despite doing... I did some usefull stoff for soem time now...
26th Opal, 3:44. Everyone's buisy, Pinkie Pie is making cupcakes from Rainbow Dash, and I feel awesome! I shall dance, as much as I can wile working on the fortress! np. Cupcakes HD
6th Obsidian, 3:50 I'm doing some insane things, which I shall not reveal, and I shall open a new cider now, because drinking sheer bee is too much. I think I drank one right before now, but at least bot cider and bee are run out now.
I encounterd my roommate onthe way to rerridgerater, F key is broken, and he was treating me like a drunkard. Acceptable I guess, but .. well, I guess everhting was acceptable after all. Even .. actually, he never liekd ponies in the first place. Anyway, got cider, got strange looks, and got a piece of wall built.
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17th Obsidian, 3:58: Handling a bit unconfortable amount of personal traumas with "Want It Need It" ponyvideo. Well, whatever makes me drink makes me a good player, right? I also built a hospital, because I never found one, and with the sate of the fort I dont believe we coudl ever had have had one in the first place. Making some tables for it next.
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4:08 A goblin thief! I am rejoiced to know they're not extinct in this world! My favorite targets: Cute, yet evil enough to be justifiabily murdered!
22nd Obsidian, 4:13: Found some odditioes in the architechture of the supposed outer wall. No wonder nothing worked until I broke the outer wall. I started building stairs in the place of the reamp until I realized it makes no sense whatsoever and decided to conentrate on building an actual wall around the now outdoor trade depot!
4:27 Dorfland Dorfland Uber Awesome... I just converterd a pony fan into trying DF1! Ponies are SO awesome, and getting more DF players in general is the Best Thing Ever!
*hip thrusts and general awesomeness*
5:02 More DF advertisements, I believe the time spent recruiting new players is even better than anything I could have done in the fortress.
23rd Granite, 5:20: Preaching for the awesomeness of DF took some time, and I'll need some more to drink after that. Opened a new cider, made a scaraliny strong bee, and... started drinking some chocolade liquor for variation! This seems like a bad idea, so I'll try to prioritize on the 40% alcohol beer. for now.
2nd Slate, 5:31: This... everyhting ever might be a bad ieda. Seriously, the whole outsisde of the fort, me drining, what Iäm doing... I'll drink more till I stop suspecting...
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6th Slate, 5:35: Migrants, I would normally be furstrated but now this is a TRUELHY fresh plate! Some dwarves that i dont have to have previous oversees plans sconflight with!
Macewarf/markdwarf, youäre a macedwarf because marskdwarves can be taught anytime by just killing anything.
Farmer, who's a competent swordswarf, BE a swworddsawarvf and kill everhyting!
Farmer who dabbles at averythign but any weapon skill, Welocme shooter squad general!½ Take a crossbow and kill everything!
Milker, Another Shoota trainee!
A novice miner, already rusty? <I'd like to know what heäs been doing al these easr,. but eat least we need a new miner after something hnappened.
Stonecrafter marksdwarf? Be a Shoota trainee, whoever gets epic first hets to be the squad leader!
Administrator, novice marksdwarf? *I*m the administrator, you'äre a novice shoota trainee!
Adequate carpenter, novice marksdwarf? Shoota Trainee!
A Child? Shoo... What? He's already ina strage mood?
Next ones a milker who fails a t everhting but milking. Heäs tough, so he goes to Crystalline Comp..something melee squad.
Adequate Weaponsmith. We have NO weaponsmiht whatsoever, we NEED this one! You stay a weaponsmith and NEVER come to the surface, EVER! This is all way too linearm, I'll drink the cider asap to get more of the "helileijaa" aspect of drunkenness to the game. I doubt engish has a workd for thiat, but its the result of drinking more beer than hard liquors. It is science, and it has ben made scientifically wveeven outside my outside own observations.
Gem Cutter novice markdswarf? SHoota trainee!
Physical all-around faiilure metalsmith? U,... Just melt metal and dont die in expensive armor...
The fact that I'm now drinking for tortress and ponies are over makes me sad. I'll drink an ES drink to ..naw, last drops of pepsi can do. It is super effective!
Strong planter, to militha, weak planter, plant stuff, macedwarf, go be macedwarf!m
The child claimed a maced... Crawedswarf worpshop.,
Agile Farmer, You can cook for us to improve the already suicidial morale!
Another fishedwarf? F**king Shoota Trainee!
Competent marksdwarf peasant? How can you be a competent marksdwarf if you've never shot anythign, NOR DONE ANYTHING ELSE IN YOUR LIFE?! Shoota trainee, and I think he knew this was coming.
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Animali trainer, Obvious SHOOTA trainee! Best candidate this far! My dying wish is that the best of our shoota trainees will ber the actual leader of the shoota boyz!
Fishery worker, more liek fieshery FAILER am I rightr?! Shoota trainee!
Why is wax working a professions? I can ding wasx from my ears and it is just as valuable as thei wax works, which is to say NOT AT ALL. You are a competent macedwarf, go mace something in melee squad.
ASS-tonishingly, the melee squad is full, so I'll have to make the new one. Topsid Abbeupleat! You know nothing but somehting that gave me a reason to put ou in melee squad! You mare more general commander than anything else, so you wont screw up whatever weapon specialists uner your command whatsoever!
WHAT?! We already HAD a militia captain?! Did I command this fortress once, because I remember being fucked by this decisions once? Well iä'm doing it again, THIS GOY is now in command of our second figthing squad! Also, when trouble comes, if not before that, get the shoota boyz in one squad! They'l knkow what to do by then!
Come ON! The migrant wave continues. A skiless peasant macedwarf. Go pickberres until you know what do do with your life outsid ecomat, then to the melee squad!
I thought there were disturbling amount of idlers outside, but they were doing individual combat drills instead. Nice! Now I'll just have to break them into further squad so get any actual training done!
Dastot, who I just renamed "deserves melee sqyad", you now got a melee squad although I dont remember why Half of the Crystalline Compttns. willö be transverred uner your command! Now do somethint, and good luck!
np. Giddy Up - Network Musical Ensemble
10th Slate, 6:30: Someone gave birth, I could't care less, in the sense that I was already giungn it the lest amount of attention pissible.
11th Slate, 6:32: These mineral diggints are starting to take a toll on some personal mineral issues too difficult to discuss. Anyway, they migrant child is demanding rokcs and logs. I can kill logs and dig rocks, but bost of all I'm entirely porepared to kill him whenever necesary.
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20th Slate, 6:40: Now this is a problem. A militya commander was interrupted by a Stoat Woamn corpse. This area is fucked up. I remember my predecessor mentioning somieting about part of the area eing evil, but with durr... am I now responsible to defending us against infinite zombie invasions? Walling us in again seems like a goo d idea.
21st Slate, 6:46 The miogrant child vinally started his project. Apparently until now HE JUST COULDN'T GET WOOD! Haha, I'll never let him live that down....
Meanwhile, a stoat woman corpse is terrorizin the dwarves. I dont know if whsjhe actually killed one before, but I absolutely must accept that our militia is laughalble! She is currently fighting an unarmed swordswarf and an unarmed macedwarf.
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The militia killed it, but the stoat woman corpse managed to punch a macedwarf, breaking his neck before it was struck down. Welcome to our newfound hospital, where you'll be stayng... FOREVER!
Immediately after that, someone interruptws work because of Monom Vosutairs corpse! NOW it is revealed to me how screwed up we actually are! This is a situation I have literally never sealt successfully.
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6:59 The migrant child made an alder toy boat! It is absolute garbage, but at least it has some spikes to teach about the harshness of life.
28:th Slate, 7:02: I don't know when the dead rose, but the dead stoat woman corpse has been staying down for a while now. Good thing, because or planned corpse masher has been proceeding at a glacial pace. At least I got the well done for our hospital, booyah! Suck on this, thirsty dwarves!
10th Felsite, 7:09 Massive save operation of utmost paranoia. Save, quit, load.
14th Felsite, 7:14: I am absolutely messed up. I dont know what ponies or why our fortress has no metal? Is it true that our fortress HAS no metal? If so, I will buy out every dwarf, human and elf caravan of any wearable stuff they have, and crawl behind a wall of traps to wait for safer days.
16th Felsite, 7:24 Elven caravan! Also more intense pony discussions, which may delahy playing further. The dalays shouldnt matter too much because I'll be posting this in one go anyway.
BLARF! I am so full of happiness I feel like throwing up rainbows! Taking more cider to mellow out, although I didn't finish mhy sururpuisse bee either.Ponies aren't really the problem, just that throwing up would stoip playing for the day.
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24th Felsite, 7:39 Oh, I just realized the elven merchants arrived. More seriously, our militia captain noticed a kobold thief right next to him. Following that, the thief scratched his right leg and run away without any repercussions. That is just pathetic, for both parties involved.
My Armok, dwarvoes suckk at teaching each other! When someone's dabbling, you would learn more by flailing at air than listening to him!
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7th Hematite, 8:02: The first time our militia does something to prevent the omnipreseent kobold threat! A huner (a shoota trainer noteven in the military) managed to shatter someone's nail! YOU ARE A LAUHGINGSTOCK!
Oh, and I remembered AGAIN that the elven merchants were actualy on our depot! I'll try to get something there to buy any kind of armors before they leave.
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Realizing how neglected everyting hiere is, I "generoulsy" stetp in the place of Manager, Broker, Bookkeeper, AND the Chief Medical Dwarf! Prepare your internal organs!
25th Hematite, 8:25: Elves left, and we couldn't offer them anything but our middle fingers. At least they would have had wooden gear, but I hope the humans bring leather to make something to make something from. Or metal items to melt into useful items on our own.
2nd Malachite, 8:30: I just realized why every metal worker ever is unemployed. We HAVE no metals whatsoever!
Now i find myself sururuisingly alone. I am ..nevermind. One of the decisions I made was to reduce the mentioing pof ponies, so I will not go into deltals of now.
Dorfwise, we now have 41 dwarves! The militia is as screwed as ever, but at least its screwed in a waty someone with dwar f rapeist can instantly collect them together. And they produce meat as a side product, as far as they have enough chrossbows. Speaking of which, I doubt anyone sexectd this embark to have nometals, so Iäll make more wood crossbows and wood bolts at an emergerncy rate.
4th Malachite, Iäm making a new bee, and taking forth a new cier. I'll drink it as necessary by dictated by the ovedrinkage of sheer bee.
My Armok, I just realized I'm not the only one who drinks for the sole poruse of playing drukn fortress. That is a RELIEF, becauase I thought drinking outside prime ponyur anything primetime was strante. I have a DUTY for drunkentrials, and I will follow through with all my heart and liver! I just realized this embark is TINY, so I'm not just insane when >I think the one squad has now killed everythint from edge to edge of the map.
9th Malachite, 8:58: We have no weapons whatsoever, so I'äm making some training weapons so our militia wong trty just groping each other. Other than that, the previous whatever hours have been filled with activities nonproductive for anhiting-
I am suffucientluy drunk. There Pretty ovbiously was a night creature, which ran away before I could do anythintg to even screencap ist. For the rest of sometime, I've been drinking nothing but bee, and now I opened the cider I brought here sometime ago.
27.th malachite, 9:10: I have no idea how things got this way, but right now the... rurprise project, which I doublt is getting finished before I pass out, is the MOST successful projet of the fot. The STATISTICS looks good, no ones thirsty or starving, I just have no idea whats going wrong. Does my militia just need more arms to train fighting, and more clothes to keep the assaults non explicit?
28th Malachite, 9:14: A cook withdrew from society. The cook is standing in the middle of furniture stockpile, indicating that there is NO place he's planning to go to. Considering the fort, it could be anything from soap workshop to magma forge. My Armok, we have NOTHING here!
I thought I found a forgotten dining room, but it was the hospital I just built some hours ago.
This current feeling; To quote the Liberal Crime Squad, "Translucent pipes are penetrating my body, its like making love to the future!" I came back on the same incame day, although a lot haws changed. All is more awesome than before, victory is archieved in synctube as well and ingame,
I was about to say "ingame nothing is woing wrong wotth berserking over", burt we currently have 32 idle dwarves. WHAT THE FLYING FEATHER?! What the where is.. GHAAH!!
Seriously, didn't I just assignn awhole migrant wave to militia? Oh, apparently I did, assing them to huting that is. Anything entering the forts general area is instantly killed, so I guess i''l HAVE to make the marksdwarves practive something else too.
21st Galena, 9:40: The thing I just understood may be madnless to others, but when they see it, theyäll see I have won them all at life itself!
(http://thumbnails101.imagebam.com/23530/854e32235296983.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/854e32235296983)
2nd Limestone, 9:46AM, the sheer wtfness of life itself has been confusing me for a while. Furthermore, the moody guy from thousands of characters ago is still there, waiting for a workshop, which actually made me build a non-magma forge at one point. General life with the myth of "free will" popped up again, along with whether life ans intrisic value. Just a regular friday evening, drinking more cider now.
(http://thumbnails108.imagebam.com/23530/16d233235296980.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/16d233235296980)
4th Limestone, 9:51 Another kobold thief, but this time we FUCKED IT OVER! Our melee dwarves still have no weapons nor armor, but when the thief got too wounded to run away, the macedwarf clubbed him to death with his bare hands! The pun would have been epic if he had any musical skills.
The insane madnless of total lunacy I had planned collaplsed on my lack of skills. Going for the second most lunatic solution, I hope my ideas still get transferred to future opulations.
(http://thumbnails103.imagebam.com/23530/53cee1235296978.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/53cee1235296978)
Another thief, this one even more brutally dead than the previos! But seriouslyk, unless we get metal, we need lots and lots of crowsssows and bolts. Like, for every single citizen.
22nd limestone, 10:12: A herd of zombie muxskoxen!
(http://thumbnails103.imagebam.com/23530/b5bf6f235297008.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/b5bf6f235297008)
6th Sandstone, 10:21: Zombie muskoxens all around the fort. I stopped all woodcutting because someone already got killed by them, and now I FONLDY WISH for all dwarves to stay indoors until the undead menace fostly passes... I mean peaefully passes. on.
MOST remarkably, it seems that a single silver bolt puts them down for good. This shouldn't yet happen, devog-wise, but if it works I'm ok with it.
(http://thumbnails107.imagebam.com/23530/f88fc4235296975.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/f88fc4235296975)
Well, there's absolutely no way of keeepign dwarves from deaths way, so we set out the militia. They killed the UNDEAD MUSKOZEDN! (My favorite overground animal in the game) with their bare hands, after thety had killed three dwarves. And they killed them only because they werent in a squad and therefore didn't fight back. (My favorite real world animal is the red fox. In latin Vulpes vulpes, aka The Foxest Of All Foxes. I love them in every sense the word love can be used! They're perfect by their very concept! Oh Armok, if I ever meet foxmen I will rather kill my fort than harm them!)
(http://thumbnails103.imagebam.com/23530/ff16b9235296971.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/ff16b9235296971)
It seems the dwares lost another swordswarf fighting the zombies. The wrestler ( as they all readylly are) Wrex got his ear broken, and came to the scene of the battle two days late. Considering the dwarf intellect, I applaud him for leaving when he saw everyone there was already dead.
16th Sandstone, 10:39 Migrants! Pretty physically fit, but with doubtuf hearrt Iä'll name them shoota trainees. Not bvecuase they couldnt handle melee combat, but bvecause we have nothing but wood and bones to make weapons frfom.
So many so skilled marksdwarves, so few things to shoot at. I named a relatively sane migrant marksdwarf the Shoota Boss, to command the shoota boyz as they gain enough skills to actually be4 drawted.
I accidentally a military squad called Mortal Portals. I whill GLADLY leave this to someone with tdwarf rapist,k because each assignment would bean a facepalm for each dwarf.
Oh, I just remembered the guy waiging for some workshop to be built! He's dead now, somewhere.Nexzt time someone is guaranteed to fail a mood Iäll name him accordingly so his name will stick even after his death.
3rd Timber, 10:57: My insane project is going slower than expected, because apparently the euclidean physics have failed. I'm saving and restarting, just in case I broke the three dimensional physics with it.
In factg they guy I mentioned is crazy, starving and dying of thirrst. Nothing he didn't have coming when doing...whatever he did.
16th Timber, 11:13: A cook died of thirst, no idea how, where, or how its possible. At least its ont an vamipre.
(http://thumbnails108.imagebam.com/23530/a53a23235296277.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/a53a23235296277)
Discussed with the liason. Requsted for all the steel, and items that could ber molten for steel later.
(http://thumbnails101.imagebam.com/23530/843394235296273.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/843394235296273)
23rd Timber, 11:20: This is bad... A Shoota Trainee threw a tantrum. He calmed down right away, but when guys with weapons start to be on the edge, its just a question of time when theyr'e going to flip finally.
I relieved all military off duty so they can do whatever makes them less crazy. I doubt killing a zombie porcupine is what they want, but at least I'm gland they did it without comlaining.
25th Timber, 11:25 A gem cutter has been posessed! He took over the jewerlers workshop, and is now working on a single rought smoku quartsz.
(http://thumbnails107.imagebam.com/23530/e06f5d235296270.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/e06f5d235296270)
1st moostnone 11:27: He made aring! Acceptable, for taking a single gem for ingredioents. Still among the lamest artifgacts in all the universes.
My ultimate project is done! May it be known for future for it actually depleted all the stone in the fortress! Just how small is this fortt exactly?!
I collapsed the last supports, killing a craftsdwarf and maiming a caravan guard, which reminded me that the caravan is here! Quickly, haul stuff before I forget to trade! Seriously, the more I drink the more I undestrand the dwarves.
10th moonstone, 11:37: I'm getting sleepy! Also, a woodcutter is throwing a tantryn, potentially mure dangerous than the shoota trainees.I wonder if a sheriff would help things, or just make things worse. In any case, for long case wed have to make something to keep life here acceptebla. I have no idea what to do, esept build more statues and hatch covers. In fact, that shoounds like a great idea!
(http://thumbnails104.imagebam.com/23530/773fc7235296984.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/773fc7235296984)
How do I built memorial slab? I have one carved for the cghost moaning at front gante, but I dont know how to place it. Anyway, I guess I have played through a year now, so I'll save the game for next player.
(http://thumbnails104.imagebam.com/23530/d92c1c235296267.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/d92c1c235296267)
On good news, we killed a giant opossum! Or at least it is dying, what with several pages of non-stop vomiting going on. I built a wall around the entrance, and a lever next to dining roofor rising the drawbridge, so at least the fort is as safe as could be expected from me. There's also a epic statue of awesomeness and all things good ever on the courtyard, which I wont spoil for now.,
Og, won more thing! TRADING! :D Good to know were trading with dwarves, meaning we can trade anyting, for STEEL! I'm glad the caravean godt here, because we have 8983dorfbucks worth of no quality crap to sell.
13th Moonstone, 11:56 Q'apla! A succesfull trade! In factr, its the only scussesfful tade from a year of play,. Anyway, we got a bronze warhammer, a short sword, hood and some other minor crap.
(http://thumbnails104.imagebam.com/23530/7c2fbe235296265.jpg) (http://www.imagebam.com/image/7c2fbe235296265)
Now, the fortress is 53 dwarves strong, we have nine drinks and plenty of plants. Bobnova's memorial is done, if you can place it. Militia is largy but unequipped, so good luck with anything from now on!
Save is here, and it did save it in the end: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7368
Post by: RenoFox on February 02, 2013, 06:13:54 am
Post by: Naryar on February 02, 2013, 08:13:47 am
Post by: Bobnova on February 02, 2013, 11:35:04 am
I read it, it made my morning better :D
Seems like a promising map too, if metal can be found.
Post by: Aseaheru on February 02, 2013, 11:40:59 am
Post by: Bobnova on February 02, 2013, 11:47:09 am
I checked on prospect, and there really is no metal to be had.
On the plus side, there's sand and magma!
Post by: Eric Blank on February 02, 2013, 03:27:06 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on February 02, 2013, 08:30:01 pm
Post by: Jervill on February 03, 2013, 06:04:23 pm
I cannot however explain the high-fiving of the furry...that was a bit odd.
Post by: RenoFox on February 04, 2013, 01:30:42 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I also remembered that I bought tons of leather during my turn, planning to start equipping the militia with cloaks and hoods for starters. Leather is something we shouldn't be running out for now, because all the hunters in the fort instantly annihilate any animals that enter the general area. The crossbows are truly the backbone of the metalless militia.
Post by: Naryar on February 06, 2013, 04:26:08 pm
Post by: Komra on February 06, 2013, 10:03:28 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on February 06, 2013, 10:24:07 pm
Post by: Bobnova on February 08, 2013, 03:08:28 pm
Post by: codyorr on February 08, 2013, 03:34:24 pm
EDIT: I tried to do one anyway. I can't deal with gohots. Fuck. Whoenver does this will have to deal with that dick Bobnova holdoing open the gate and a bunch of murders below the bedrooms. Good fuckking luck!
Post by: Aseaheru on February 08, 2013, 05:30:56 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bobnova on February 08, 2013, 09:41:16 pm
Ideally without demons.
EDIT:
It's on like donkey kong. Possibly even on-er.
I'm going to take a shower cause I didn't egt one after excersiszes earlyer today (ewww...), then if I don't fall prey to Dwarven Narcolepsy, I'll drunk (more, already 4-5 shots in, in ~1.1h for statistical purposes) and see if I can't manage a fortress.
I should proabbly download it.
I'll have to convince myself not to play with the new 3DMark benchmark too, it's tempting. I do love me some competitive benching.
Post by: Bobnova on February 09, 2013, 12:25:00 am
If anybody thinks they might play before sat. at around 9am pacific, let me know and I'll do my best to get the save up.
I'ma pos thte log all in one go, posting it in pieces drunk slows things downa lot.
initial thoughts: This fortress makes more sense than usual, I think.
Havent found the manufactory yet.
FUCK it crashed :(
I'ma finish my bottle in remembrance of it.
Also, here's the log, pics to come after I take another shot or three.
Save, obviously, is unchanged.
Officially, none of the following happened I guess. Kinda sucks. Alternate universe.
This DF world does not appreciate leaving the window anymore appparatntly.
Quote from: Meeee!
13th Moonstone, 9:26pm, 7 shots in:
This fortress makes more sense than normal.
Food stores are a bit low, ~290(?) food.
Drink stores are worse, nine boozes remail. The (#&% bookkeeper ca n actually ount them, this is bad as his sensitivity has not been adjusted. I'll remedy that and the booze suoopply first off.
I think some minecarts are in order to pck the wood stockpile down a bit. I suspect more caskets would be good too.
9:39pm: Found the magma forces.
This fortress makes sense. WTF? I must need another shot (#8, doing 1-1.1oz shots. I have a measuring cup / shotglass. I love it. I have a 4oz measuring cup shaped like a big shotglass too. Also a pint beer glass type measuring cup. It's tits. Everybody loves tits right? It's awesome, in any case.
24th moonstone: 9:45pm: 9oz:
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/1-status-24th moonstione.png)
Finally remembered how to get to the manager screen. Donno how I forgot. Definitely has nothing to do with SuperFly Vodka (which, as a sidenote, does not cause flying, sadly. I'd fucking love that, assuming it included a halfway decent landing package. If landing involves broken bones I'd probabal ys still do it sometimes. If it just involved bruises and pain/suffering for a couple days, I'd be all over that shit. I love dflying dreams/ last nihts dreams sucked though :(
25th moonstone: 9:48pm: 9oz:
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/2-polarbearcorpseohfuck.png)
Oh shit. i forgot about that part. Wonder what lever closes the door.
I don't see any doomsday devices (wtf?), so I'ma pull everything.
Then I'm ging to see if I can make a pumpstack. I'm not sure we have enough magma safe stuff. This could be a 1shot doomsday device. That's awkward/
(Lots of pics with no logs. They're going in here:
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/3-whatpolarbear.png)
(No polar bear, wtf?)
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/4-masonsjobs.png)
(Trying to improve general life around the fort.
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/5-groundzero.png)
Not looking overly promising.
1st opal: 10:05pm: 9oz (bout to change that to 10, fucking hell)(:
Some asshole (*@#%^T!(@%#$(#)%&!@#^$ (I feel ike even with the liberal swearing rules here I'd still ge tbaned if I really explained my feelings) elf murdered a cat! DAMN THEM!
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/6-murderedcat.png)
I shall have to start up the justice operations, this asshell deserves a hammerizing. Fuck them.
I like cats, even if I pissed mine off lieik z0mg ealier dousing them in insect neurotoxins )(avanvatege)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SAKZUL~!
naturally, I, Bobnova 2, Sigunmonang, Craftsdorf, will be both sheric and Hammerizer.
For this I need an office.
(Random SS, taken hereish.
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/7-shitohdear.png)
10:21pm:
Whoops. Convicted the wrong saksul.
Pretty sure that's a shot penalty?\Some dickhad borked the masons workshop. Wtf?! I'ma going take that shot.
13th moonstone (sort of) 10:29pm, 10oz:
Fuck, DF crashed :(
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/8-crashed.png)
Much as I hate to say it fellas, I suspect this world is going downhill.
I know this computer is stable, it 24/7 crunches Rosetta@home/WCG/LHC@home.
Post by: Bobnova on February 09, 2013, 01:49:28 am
It crashed on my own comp :(
Post by: Naryar on February 09, 2013, 05:13:36 am
Post by: Bobnova on February 09, 2013, 11:52:06 am
Post by: Ovg on February 11, 2013, 03:16:40 am
Too bad about the crash though.
Also, as a heavy weight drinker I want in on this!
Promise to down a 0.7 Jimmy Beam or equivalent before playan for extra fun.
Post by: vyznev on February 12, 2013, 06:15:28 pm
Post by: Siquo on February 15, 2013, 01:51:26 pm
19:57 - 6beers. 'Tis the year 119, 13th Moonstone, early winter. I'm a hunter in this godforsaken hellhole, why did they appoint me as the new leader? First order of business, there's a spectral bobnova about, he has a slab engravd, but he just needs to be place.sd. He has been put to rest. rest well my der freind. I seem to remember this warrants a shot of booze, a few big gulps ovf Bavaria (Beer for Real People) it is.
20:12 What a mess. Several of us are throwing tantrums, the recent deaths of our brethren hasve left everyone unhappy... Basic facilities are lacking, we only have 7 drinks left... We're dooomed. DOOMESD I TELLYE!
20:15 Sakzul Stagshiloslan has been missing for a week, and then found dead. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COURTYARD. PRETTY HARD TO MEISS EH? My god, my brothers are blinder than a bat from the 3rd cave.
20:19 Oh no, the Mad Doc has gone stark raving mad!?
And a few tantrums later it crashed. I'm afraid this world has run its course...
Post by: RenoFox on February 15, 2013, 02:37:46 pm
Post by: Siquo on February 15, 2013, 02:45:22 pm
Post by: Bobnova on February 15, 2013, 06:35:17 pm
I've played a fair bit of DF and I don't think I've had this version crash outside of DDF.
Sucks to lose the historical record though :(
Post by: Naryar on February 16, 2013, 07:01:00 am
Post by: Bobnova on February 16, 2013, 11:14:46 am
Don't expect a turn by me for quite a while.Did you suffer a sudden outbreak of sober?!
Post by: Siquo on February 19, 2013, 07:07:36 am
Post by: bragos on February 19, 2013, 11:13:29 am
@siquo Maybe we should team up for a session of great results! (this is goddijn)
edit plz mood me as some lazy slob :)
Post by: Bobnova on February 19, 2013, 11:33:52 am
Post by: Ruhn on February 19, 2013, 06:33:55 pm
Wasted in Beerbelch: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men
Year One Start: RenoFox [New Embark]
Year One End: Siquo
Year Two: AnimaRytak
Year Three: Scruffy
-Naryar's crashed turn
-RenoFox [New Embark on Alternate World]
Year Three End: Graebeard
Year Four Start: Naryar
Year Four Mid: A_S00
Year Four End: Bobnova
---------------------
It's a Hole In the Ground, what more do you want?
Year One Start: Clover Magic
Year One Mid: Naryar
Year One Autumn: codyorr
Year Two: RenoFox
-Bobnova's crashed turn
-Siquo's crashed turn
That should get us current on the first page, not counting any additional quotes.
The Beerbelch saga has some edits since Year One was split in half.
Post by: Kamin on February 19, 2013, 07:04:52 pm
Well, my friends... It seems that Drunkentrials is coming to an end. There's just too much history--the plague of crashes proves it. Whoever wants to regen may (given my absence), but using the following parameters:
-Multiple Volcanoes
-Higher than Normal Amounts of Forgotten Beasts and Titans
-At Least 50 Years of History (Not more than 150)
-Many Civilizations
-World Must be Named Something Drinking-related (Was previously Drunkentrials, so along the lines of Drunkendaggers or Boozebarrens)
Whoever gens, put up pictures of different embark site options; I'll put them to a vote with the polls. Try to keep embarks 3x3!
Post by: Lolfail0009 on February 20, 2013, 01:10:29 am
Post by: Ruhn on February 20, 2013, 10:01:54 am
I also take this opportunity to nominate Wrex to track the turns in this new world since the first post is getting long, and he has the first reply. Alternately we could put the "Drunkentrials" turns into a spoiler?
Post by: Bobnova on February 20, 2013, 01:36:07 pm
Post by: Siquo on February 20, 2013, 02:31:51 pm
I need to get in on this! (currenlty reading @page 35)The two of us drunk behind a computer? That's about 10 years ago. We need to plan this. For great honour!
@siquo Maybe we should team up for a session of great results! (this is goddijn)
edit plz mood me as some lazy slob :)
Post by: Naryar on February 20, 2013, 04:57:36 pm
Post by: Trif on February 20, 2013, 06:13:38 pm
I'm drunk, where is the last save ?
Ruhn, thank you so much for that! It helps immensely!Make a new save!
Well, my friends... It seems that Drunkentrials is coming to an end. There's just too much history--the plague of crashes proves it. Whoever wants to regen may (given my absence), but using the following parameters:
-Multiple Volcanoes
-Higher than Normal Amounts of Forgotten Beasts and Titans
-At Least 50 Years of History (Not more than 150)
-Many Civilizations
-World Must be Named Something Drinking-related (Was previously Drunkentrials, so along the lines of Drunkendaggers or Boozebarrens)
Whoever gens, put up pictures of different embark site options; I'll put them to a vote with the polls. Try to keep embarks 3x3!
Post by: Bobnova on February 20, 2013, 06:45:01 pm
I'm drunk, where is the last save ?
Here ya go:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7368
Hopefully it lives for you.
Alternatively, gen a world or four per Kamin's parameters and have at it :D
Spent some time generating worlds, made one I like.
Medium sized, 111 year history, plenty of volcanos, lots of titans, lots of beasts, plus a surprise!
There're a lot of nice looking embarks involving volcanos, I suggest that the first Drunk on hand chose the embark.
Link To Download The File From My Hosting Cause DFFD Hates Me. (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DrunkerFortress.zip)
Link To Download The File From DFFD, Cause It Stopped Hating Me. (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7409)
Post by: Naryar on February 21, 2013, 04:59:44 am
Oh well, maybe next time.
Post by: Ruhn on February 21, 2013, 01:06:03 pm
lol i was already asleep by the time you posted that :PThere is a fear growing inside of me that my next turn will be interrupted by nap time!
Oh well, maybe next time.
:o
Post by: Demdemeh on February 22, 2013, 03:04:55 pm
Post by: Bobnova on February 22, 2013, 05:04:13 pm
Post by: Demdemeh on February 22, 2013, 06:17:53 pm
No, really. She's going to be serving me the booze while I play. It's for the best. I hold my liquor like an Elf, I fear...
Post by: Bobnova on February 22, 2013, 07:38:53 pm
My wife will be pleased.This just keeps sounding better and better :D
No, really. She's going to be serving me the booze while I play. It's for the best. I hold my liquor like an Elf, I fear...
I can't wait for the surprise in that world to be found. Should be entertaining.
Post by: bragos on February 23, 2013, 07:51:16 am
I think there might be a risk of me wanting to take a turn when i get home tonigth (should be no earlier then 3:00 am CET (gmt+1)
no guarantees ofcourse and if you are already drukin' it up i will do a turn some othner time :)
Post by: Demdemeh on February 23, 2013, 09:41:03 am
Post by: Demdemeh on February 23, 2013, 06:11:36 pm
My download is finishing, and I'll give it a bit to make sure I'm good and wasted (like my wife on't let me not be), and we'll go from there.
Post by: bragos on February 23, 2013, 07:58:30 pm
I'm not getting drunk tonight it appears, so no hurry with the save on my account needed anymore :)
Cheers!
Post by: Bobnova on February 23, 2013, 08:59:41 pm
So I've started drinking, and my wife is going to kill me, I think. We got Bacardi 151, Patron Silver, and Disaronno Amaretto. I suppose I'll stop fixing my posts after this, since she's givn me a coke-colored glass of Bacardi. I'm sure there's no coke in it.
My download is finishing, and I'll give it a bit to make sure I'm good and wasted (like my wife on't let me not be), and we'll go from there.
Your wife sounds perfect for Drunk Fortress.
Have you shown her how to upload saves in case you pass out on your keyboard? :D
If it shows up in time and I lack anything better to do and my fiance goes to sleep early, I might take a crack at a turn. That's a lot of ifs, though.
Post by: Demdemeh on February 23, 2013, 11:36:57 pm
1705 (GMT-6): My wife is setting forth my first drink. I'm downloading both the newest world and a clean DF game (LNP), because all of my others are heavily modded (Fortbent and Fallout Equestria ftw). I have Bacardi 151, Patron Silver, Disaronno Amaretto, and some Shock Top Honeycrisp Apple or some other beer to drink if I end up feeling like it. I won't, because we bought the rest of it today.
1717: I'm halfway through the glass, feeling numb all over, and trying to find those Obsidian shear values (sheer?) to put in the thing. But I don't know where they area.
1719: Realized I could looke it up on the wiki. Truggling not tofix typos at this ooint. I'm usually very good about doing it immediately, to the point whete it has begon to bother me that I can't. I'nm almost over it, now. Must be working.
1722: Obsidian like knives, now. Sharp and things.
1727: Drnik two is kjuicyjuice tropical punch and Patron siler. I'm already feeling the rist one. Like an elf, damnit.
Playing Plague inc. until drunk enough for dorfs.]
1732: Myst be drunk enugh. Eissy and a little loopy. Starting.
1734: Drunkedeled is opened. Looking for best spot for things.
This is a lot of responibility. Finding an embark... I anna free glass with magma and stone, but don't know what to look for. :( Magam and sand, rather.
1741: All volcanoes are hoaunts with nor deep err shakkow matals and fluxstones.
Except the terrifying ones.
Found haunted with clay, deep metals, and flux stone. Extreme effor of will to type woith as few typso as this. We'll see hos this gos.
Decided against. I don't have faith I can dhanlde haunted spbers, muche less drunk.
Insead, warm untamed wilds, hsallw and deep mtals, flux stone, clay.
Only have six and myself, so being selfish and naming the first six after first six oversser. Fmore migrants can e other people.
1754KL: Disarronno and coke. mmmm
1. Grinate: Misko is doctor, with all docotr thing and some hauling. Alsoc , tu msoe wood. Siquo and Wrex mine!
11 Granit: I alreayd have no idea wht the fuck I'm doing. Dgging fram in the sane underneath the first. Then some well from the second.
28 Granthe: Why GWE not farm? Stil l hauling? DamniT! STOP!
Olmp hlmset to the max
!
Galensa?!
4 Felsite: Wow, I've internalize d Grecian crosses...
SLEEP THErem YOU FJERsK!
8 Felsite: WHJAT?! BADGER BOARS? NOOOO!
1931: Can't say cat's name., Good job, Demdemeh.
10933: Reading through log: What?! I cam't undestand my own rods!
1935: Late Spring: You like Grecian crosses? I do!
8 Hematite: Remember tha I have somehow forbidden gathering foor! Dince start, jerk!
Oh yeah. Se ond Amretto and coke3!
17 HJematite We have som uch lemontie, you guys!
MIGRANTS
3 Malachite: WHO WILL DO WHAT?!
5Malachite: Smooth s;ome sutff until its suooth and stuff
2011: I can't make sense of what's happening onmy screen anymore.
WHY HA<STERMANS?!
2 Limestone: KJust dig some holes in the ground, noiw, whatever. God dwarves!
I'm pretty wastd. 1636. Still runningh things. This is some mor migrants things.
Stp agtherin nothi! Trainall the tim1! rest of you, do stuf!4 Sandastone: Kill all Gaint Mantises! Wrestle to death!I'm, kinda the suck at this. my fortrass seems toso safe. I hate srting it.
15 Timber: Go, dumed! Strade mso thimgs for stuff!
20 TimbeR: Moar leather, and bird.
voird for exs.
26 Timber: Byall the laethers~
20 Opal: Kamin Jr. Names. Axemaster Dos. Seondleader of squa. FGlens of Wheeling. First killed by panda read.Damn. Game over. Spring as arrive.
Post by: Demdemeh on February 23, 2013, 11:51:39 pm
(http://www.stolenshadow.com/dorfed/Demdemeh%20and%20beverages.jpg)
The drinks for the night. We used a combination of 151 (to hit him hard and get things started), Patron (eh, why the hell not?), and Disaronno (his drink of choice, wussy)
(http://www.stolenshadow.com/dorfed/Bottoms%20up.jpg)
First drink at 17:05! 151 & Coke.
(http://www.stolenshadow.com/dorfed/First%20Obsession.jpg)
Seriously, naming took him about an hour. He was already wasted.
(http://www.stolenshadow.com/dorfed/Hit%20the%20deck.jpg)
This was after his finished the game. Both of the dogs (you can see Lacey Lou's legs in this photo and most of Sora Belle in the next) decided it was 'snurgle' time. This is the noise that he makes when they swarm him and lick his face and roll around on him. Hence all of the dog hair. Oh and that random sock is the one that he stepped in the dog vomit with - Sora found it and carried it back in when he fell down. I love my dogs.
(http://www.stolenshadow.com/dorfed/im%20ok%20really.jpg)
It took him a solid five minutes to stand back up and he kept running into the wall.
(http://www.stolenshadow.com/dorfed/woot%20that%20was%20awesome.jpg)
See he's alive and well! Promise! I'm going to make him do lots of yardwork tomorrow! HOORAY!
http://www.stolenshadow.com/dorfed/Drunk%20Fortress%20Screnshots.pdf (http://www.stolenshadow.com/dorfed/Drunk%20Fortress%20Screnshots.pdf) <--- His screen shots
http://www.stolenshadow.com/dorfed/Journal.pdf (http://www.stolenshadow.com/dorfed/Journal.pdf) <--- His Journal (usually I can't understand his handwriting chicken scratch, but this might as well be in greek for the most part. I've NEVER seen him type so poorly in my life!)
http://www.stolenshadow.com/dorfed/wifes%20log.pdf (http://www.stolenshadow.com/dorfed/wifes%20log.pdf) <--- My journal! :D
tehsaves (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7421) <--fer the next gy.
Post by: Bobnova on February 24, 2013, 12:57:13 am
I enjoyed the logs, thanks!
Post by: MaximumZero on February 24, 2013, 01:38:58 am
Post by: Siquo on February 24, 2013, 02:05:45 am
Post by: Kamin on February 24, 2013, 09:24:06 am
Also, the irony of the vomit-soaked sock was not lost on me :D
Post by: Demdemeh on February 24, 2013, 09:42:31 am
Post by: Eric Blank on February 24, 2013, 03:56:59 pm
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 03:50:52 am
Post by: Ruhn on February 25, 2013, 09:57:22 am
Quote from: Demdemeh's Wife
For !!SCIENCE!!
... I’ve been trying to find a decent blood alcohol level calculator, but I can’t seem to find one that is scientific enough for my purposes.
... EUREEKA! http://celtickane.com/projects/blood-alcohol-content-bac-calculator/ has just what I’m looking for.
LOL @ the reference to !!SCIENCE!!. I will give this tool a try sometime :D
Post by: Lolfail0009 on February 26, 2013, 02:38:28 am
Post by: Naryar on February 26, 2013, 09:19:28 am
Also, the irony of the vomit-soaked sock was not lost on me :D
Yes. It only makes the scene more dwarven.
I am not sure of when could I take a turn. Tomorrow I have limited time in the evening.
Post by: Zeffrin on February 27, 2013, 03:13:36 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on February 27, 2013, 03:15:48 am
Post by: Zeffrin on February 27, 2013, 03:49:58 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on February 27, 2013, 03:54:51 am
Also, good (accidental?) choice of word: "Sake" is a rice wine.
Post by: Zeffrin on February 27, 2013, 04:34:00 am
So basically, no sober practice on an unrelated fort? Just dive in drunk with some rusty knowledge of an outdated version of DF....I LIKE IT!
Post by: Lolfail0009 on February 27, 2013, 04:42:49 am
Post by: Ruhn on February 27, 2013, 12:40:15 pm
Sounds good! I will most likely be able to get good and drunk on wednesday night-thursday morning (I work at night, so I will be drinking at around 4 AM XD)Ha, Good Times 8)
So basically, no sober practice on an unrelated fort? Just dive in drunk with some rusty knowledge of an outdated version of DF....I LIKE IT!
You may wish to get things downloaded and running in the pre-game period, "just in case".
Post by: Bobnova on February 27, 2013, 01:16:19 pm
Post by: Zeffrin on February 27, 2013, 09:40:40 pm
Post by: Bobnova on February 27, 2013, 10:58:47 pm
I streamed one of my sessions. That's where the ancestors in the dining room quote came from :P
Post by: Zeffrin on February 28, 2013, 07:59:02 am
Post by: lawastooshort on February 28, 2013, 03:57:39 pm
Incidentally this is my first ever post outside of the very lowest lower forums.
Post by: Bobnova on March 01, 2013, 01:09:33 pm
Who's going to get smashed and play DF?
I'm not sure what my plans are this weekend, but I'm real tempted to start drinking after breakfast saturday and make a day of it. I've been enjoying DF again lately. On the other hand I have a cold, so who knows.
Somebody certainly needs to take a turn!
The "boring" first year (or portion thereof) has been done, now things get more interesting.
I'ma DL the save just in case.
EDIT:
To make things easier, this is the current save: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7421
Post by: Demdemeh on March 01, 2013, 03:54:20 pm
Reading back through my own quotes was quite hilarious. I don't remember much of it. I do remember getting excited about the migrants, ordering the fatal attack on the Mantis Men, and watching the crops wither with confusion on my face.
Post by: Bobnova on March 02, 2013, 03:42:08 pm
Save is downloaded and set up, and functional. Looked around a bit.
My goal: magma pump stack.
Only downside: I've never built a pump stack.
Upside: Worked out a pretty compact (I think) turbine hall that will happily use river water to make about 1kU of usable power in a decently small area.
Poll section:
A) Is anybody interested in me streaming my turn on livestream? I can easily get enough quality to see exactly wtf is up, and it has a nice chat sidebar thing.
2) Do y'all prefer a constantly-edited post with the log, or me posting the log all at once when I'm done?
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 02, 2013, 07:09:46 pm
2. One big log. Edits aren't shown in "Updated Topics"
Post by: Bobnova on March 02, 2013, 11:33:36 pm
1. Yes, please stream.
2. One big log. Edits aren't shown in "Updated Topics"
Hole.
E
Crap.
I am drunk, spend sine the last post o f mine getting drunk. I did goo dwork/ Completely owrk, aynway,
Fiance is getting hinese food, it';ll be delicious.
On this mean time, http://www.livestream.com/bobnova should, in thery, be my streaming line.
Also, I tried to post this over an hour again and failed.
Post by: A_S00 on March 03, 2013, 12:30:59 am
(I google-stalked you. Cuz I'm a creeper like that.)
Post by: Kamin on March 03, 2013, 12:36:40 am
Post by: Bobnova on March 03, 2013, 01:28:57 am
og, save, pics:
7th granite: We haef no mangeage.r Now we haev VBobnova as anageer. That's a problem. Similarely a problem is kid the younger noticing a dedad fish in the fish tank. Not raelly up for explaining that drunk as hell.
Planned turbine hall:
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF6/1-turbinehall.png)
16th granite: Orderered some charis to be made so aas I cna sit down o do many manadager job. Kids farirly certain ddaed fish is ead. hopefully fiance gets home soon,
18th slate: Looking for the magma saw. Also, migrants arrived. This means chea labor, I hope.
28t h slate; No bars? None!?> WTF!?
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF6/2-nobars.png)
13ht felsite: The d00ds theat bring us wood for free showed up@ Awesome! I just used most of the wood for building wwater wheesls. Nice of them to bring us some.I suppose they expect payment, but fuck their couch.
19th felsite: I'm not sure wtf is going on at ground zero. looks like an awful lot of dogs.
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF6/3-clusterfuck.png)
7th hematite: A thied showed up and got owned bt a guner. Fuck yearh, kobold.
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF6/3-thief.png)
13th hrmatite: Siezed a bunch fo good stuff from elveses. Damn them anyway, MNy head hurts/.
13th galena: Human caravan. Why should I care gain?
21st galena: Hooooooyl shit making apumpm stack is dtedious. Thief shoewd u tpgh. I need to amke some cage traps and an oublietee.
5th limestone: Sme dipshit died of third. How?
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF6/5-diedthirst.png)
8th Sandstone: 1600 power and climbing. Pump stack progress is slow.
1st moonstone: Boring year really. Pump stack is progressing. Power is over 3000 now.
16th something: OMFG the tediosity is brutal, also my head hurts. I'ma go to sleeeeeep.
Turbine hall power is ~3600 with 300somethig used. If I haven't compeltely screwed up the pump stack it's over half done, too.
save:
http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF6/DrunkerFortress.zip
Preeeeeeetty boring turn I'm afraid :(
EDIT:
F2 takes you to the current magama forge/furnace area.
Post by: Siquo on March 03, 2013, 02:44:55 pm
OMFG the tediosity is brutal:D
Post by: Bobnova on March 03, 2013, 03:05:14 pm
#1 thing to do is probably to make about five million bags for carrying sand, we don't have enough for that to be smooth process right now.
Post by: Ruhn on March 07, 2013, 05:10:48 pm
I wonder if we could make a booze fountain somehow? And put a well over it.
Work has been too exciting for me to try a mid-week turn lately, but I can't wait for that one day things fall into place! ;D
Post by: Flanderbland on March 09, 2013, 12:52:21 pm
Just came back from a trip across the border (well, two borders to be more precise) to load up on booze, and while I won't be drinking the stuff I bought today, I do have a lot of semi-old stuff in storage which craves drinking... and the wife is going out with her lady-friends tonight... And that's a combination that sure smells like it could result in some !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! to me!
So we'll see if I can manage actually getting started (i.e. drunk enough) later on ;)
EDIT: The reason I was wondering if this was still going was due to the title (the "The End of a Booze-soaked Era" part), which seemed to indicate that it was over (or soon to be). But then I noticed that the main post hadn't been updated in ~2 weeks, and that the drunkedness has continued since, so this might've been an incorrect guess for my part.
As for my own preparations; they are progressing. Had 1/2 bottle of wine and a couple of beers, but I've run into a snag as I want to get started on some drinks, but have nothing to mix... Might have to get to the store, or be content with beer (shots are out of the question, I'm past that part of my life... at least when I'm this close to sober).
Post by: RenoFox on March 09, 2013, 02:52:50 pm
Post by: Flanderbland on March 09, 2013, 03:02:14 pm
If you don't start playing, let me know asap. It's a weekend home again, so I'm in playing condition too.
Just got home from the store, I'll have magic flowing soon :)
Gonna pour me a drink and start preparing!
Post by: Ruhn on March 09, 2013, 03:10:00 pm
Post by: Flanderbland on March 09, 2013, 03:12:39 pm
Yeah I believe the title refers to us leaving the previous world+save (due to crash frequency) and gen of a new world for the next booze-soaked era.
Ok, so that's why.
Should I go with the old world, or gen a new one?
Note: I've only ever genned one world, so IF the answer is gen a new one, don't come asking for "advanced parameters" or other mysterious stuff, because I'm not sure I'd be able to sort that out even sober.
Post by: Ruhn on March 09, 2013, 03:13:45 pm
http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF6/DrunkerFortress.zip
Post by: Flanderbland on March 09, 2013, 03:20:45 pm
I'll update this post as I go. [pic] means that you'll have to wait for pics to give you the whole picture. I'll upload pictures when I'm done.
-- Log start --
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Save: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7468
Post by: Ruhn on March 09, 2013, 06:06:46 pm
22:18 Well, that yook care of the dog and cat problem. They too got burned. ALong with about 10 dwarves. I still blame the previous overseer. I heard he's drinking on the job. YUp.
hahaa!
Good turn Flander, even if things are falling apart. seems like it is happening sooner than usual on this fort.
Post by: Flanderbland on March 09, 2013, 08:02:41 pm
- It's hell. No, really. I mean HELL. From reading the previous posts I thought that it'd be pretty calm, but the fortress got a life of it's own straight from frame one. And by life, I mean batshit-crazy, tantrum-throwing, fiery life. It looked good at first, but then this one guy was burning (god knows why), which in turn ignited the stocks where every single dwarf was at that moment, which in turn led to 10+ dwarves dying. And THAT in turn led to the most insane tantrum spiral I've ever seen. I mean, a child got a freakin' barrel thrown at him. Which got stuck in his skull. Seriously. Who does something like that?!
- The world itself posed no problem for me (regarding crashes, lag etc), but then again I only got about 1,5 months in before giving up, so who knows what would happen later. The fort CAN be saved, if someone who's good at this sort of thing (crisis management) picks it up, since I seem to have a vague memory of Dwarf Therapist telling me there was a handful of happy dwarves left (this was, I think, about halfway into my turn though, so might've changed). Doing this might be hard while drunk though, but anyways, it's probably possible. I sure as hell didn't have the skills, the sobriety nor the patience for it.
- I didn't get anything major done. I removed all beds from the dorm they were sitting in, and placed them all in what I assumed was to be the living area. I think about 50% got placed, the rest were suspended due to tantrums etc. I also tried to make a nice waterfall near the trade depot (might not have been the best idea) to spread some gentle feelings around, but this was a huge failure. It ends three z-levels from the surface, where I also built a wall with a door in case there's a flood. I don't THINK it floods anything, but I'm not sure since I completed it just before I quit (and yes, channeling two 5x3ish blocks took about 1hr real time, that's how much tantrum there was going on). Either way, I doubt it'll calm people down enough to matter.
Oh, and I also moved the refuse pile and removed one of the butcher shops (at least I designated it to be removed), due to miasma clogging up one of the entrances.
Post by: Bobnova on March 09, 2013, 09:09:22 pm
Wonder how he came to be on fire, that's weird. Guess I should have played another 30s or so :D
Post by: Larix on March 09, 2013, 09:15:08 pm
I'm pretty bad at tantrums, so i, too, lost most of the population and finally stabilised at 18 (yes, stabilised - everyone at happy or ecstatic; only took three seasons, without migrants...). I didn't bother trying to keep the expedition leader available for meetings - most of the population was deeply unhappy from the moment i unpaused and within a week more than half were tantrumming, dead or insane. I _did_ build a common dining room, assigned most available beds as bedrooms and got some booze production lined up. Other than that, i was mainly churning out coffins from two workshops, non-stop. Somewhere in late spring, things had calmed down enough that i managed to get a wounded dwarf patched up.
Post by: Kamin on March 09, 2013, 10:09:50 pm
Post by: MrWillsauce on March 09, 2013, 10:46:12 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on March 09, 2013, 11:10:53 pm
Post by: Bobnova on March 09, 2013, 11:49:22 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 10, 2013, 01:51:55 am
I vowed never to drink alcohol...
Shit.
Post by: Larix on March 10, 2013, 08:39:08 am
a huge hospital, but no thread or cloth and in fact none of the workshops needed to make them? No common dining room? Three military dwarfs, two of which are wrestling because their uniform is set to exact matches on a weapon simply not present in the fort? A bunch of workshops set to repeat on utterly dumb stuff like rock nestboxes? A save with a burning dwarf standing in the middle of the catch-all stockpile/meeting room? What was going on in the last overseer's mind, were they drunk? Oh wait, they were. Mystery solved.
Post by: Ruhn on March 11, 2013, 11:50:59 am
Here's our turn history so far in the new world:
--
Year One: Demdemeh (+Wife)
Year Two Start: Bobnova
Year Two Winter: Flanderbland
Edit: it was Flanderbland, not Larix
Post by: Larix on March 11, 2013, 08:00:21 pm
All i did was a curious peek and a check how bad bobnova's save was. It's pretty bad[1]. I survived, but i was playing that perfectly sober and thus didn't save/upload. And i still lost almost 3/4 of the population.
[1] seriously, i think it'd take someone very familiar with tantrum handling to salvage the situation while drunk. The dwarfs have practically no creature comforts to give them compensatory happy feelings, and if you want to treat the wounded or bury the dead, you have to boot up the relevant industries first - while the tantrums are raging.
Post by: Demdemeh on March 11, 2013, 08:06:18 pm
Post by: Ruhn on March 12, 2013, 12:02:50 pm
--
This might be a good spot to reclaim, since we don't have 6 FB wandering the fort. The only question is how to deal with the spiral (flee, try to fix, or loyalty cascade).
Cheers!!
Post by: Clover Magic on March 15, 2013, 08:37:20 am
I think I'm going to have a go this weekend, tonight or tomorrow. I will endeavor to not pass out this time, haha.
Post by: vyznev on March 15, 2013, 02:55:34 pm
As I noted before, it's been close to a year since I last played DF, so that'll probably add to the entertainment. Not that this fort really needs it. I did take the advice given earlier in the thread and downloaded the save and the Lazy Newb Pack in advance and played with it a bit. Gods, this place is a disaster.
Post by: Ruhn on March 15, 2013, 08:11:31 pm
^_^
E c| i t : it is ON
Post by: Ruhn on March 16, 2013, 12:02:03 am
OK WTF. Most dwarfs are not happy ata ll.
S
If someone started building a magam pump stack, why TFC didn't you listen to the wiki abiout a 3 wide recieveing chamgeer to reeduce the lag due to temperature changes??? ? ???????
Fun
So, 2 drinks is BAD
This p[lace is madness, are we in a jungle or something?>
There were reports of this for dieing, but I forget what they were. Time to unpause soon.
Meeting area is on that suicide stockpile, mnoved it.
16 opal, 10 OPM
I'm either dead, or not important enough to dwarf. So be it. I choose yuou, Atir.
No defence on the entrance what-so ever v_v. We are doomed. Like, Dr. Doom Doomed.
How do we have anything? IO don't see any workshopts/. T/oO like input / output.
Lots of dwarfsd asre good art fighting and using armor, I don't know why.
It has been only 4 days but this fort has gone on for a while. I'm ready to pass oiuyt.
Xantaldwarf died, not shure if that is important.
Lots of tantrums, but I don't care. Ha!
It seems like the depot is flooding? ??????
Around 6 dwarfs just drowned to deth I think
I think some other drowning victims were saved.
These messages are GREAT
I'm pretty sure my new Ruhn guy is dead.
More floods at the entrance, I think this is over.
Dwarfs keep getting found drowned, must be in the bottome of this watterfall thing.
This is the falling free velocity feeling.
Yay drunk.
Listening to “Heather Dale” songs on youtube, bought one of her CD's in the pre-drunk.
10:L45
starting beer 6
honor is worth dieing for, but this fort is another matter.
Dwarfs keep drowning trying to block off the water.
This waterworks sounded like a good idea, but it FUCKED us!!!!!!!!!!!@
lol
9 obsidian.
Only 1 guy had masonary on, so enabled everyone not miserable to make the wall.
It was a metal wall, so put on the metal crafting
11 PM
down to 32 dwarfs from something highter.20 obsidan. People keep drowning. Named dwarf like u and mee, too. We have NO drinks and NO well. I will abandon and come back.
----
(make pause here in t3h action)
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I like how the region is called “drunkER fortress”
11:20
I think “road gems” is the name of the new fort reclaim.
12AM
We are doing well building caskets and coffins, no idea why this room in the dirt layer is so big.
27 Slate, still working. Can't last much longer.
Started digging in the living stone like any honest dwarf would.
3 Limestone
TOO Much of this “fort” is buiild in the dirt layer. We need stone!!!! the dirt will ruin us with the bushes and trees. Elf lovers... The sober-ness is soon to com. I will leave the next half year to a stout heart dwarf overseer that will lead the drunks and make dwarfs of us.
(1AM)
Note: we have a real problem with security at this fort. There are only a few cage trap now, and no extra Z level to make defences. The “new entrance” strategy is dsuggested, please.
Save is here: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7483
(i will add pictures if you are lucky) )00-cS)0--sa_0s-
Post by: Bobnova on March 16, 2013, 12:18:03 am
How on earth did flooding happen!? lol Someone poke the turbine room or something? I'm DLing the save to look around (no turn for me this weekend I don't think, that's my failed pump stack and flaming dorf (I have vague memories of things being dumped into lava from one Z above lava. I have no idea how, or why, or even where, such a thing would happen in this fort. Vague, like I said. That might explain the flaming dorf though.
I was pretty drunk last go-round, and not freshly drunk and energetic either, but drunk as hell and had played 28 holes of disc golf on course that is built on a mountainside. Made it mighty hard to pay attention, rather than the usual difficulty focusing. Not as entertaining (for me at the time anyway, the aftermath has been hilarious) either.
That said, I'ma go play disc golf and probably drink again tomorrow, so who knows. Definitely not even thinking about maybe reserving a turn though, I'm going to try not to get that drunk!
Post by: Ruhn on March 16, 2013, 12:24:01 am
Post by: Bobnova on March 16, 2013, 01:02:17 am
28 holes definitely takes a while, I don't really remember the last five to eight, overdid the vodka a touch. Some vodka helps a lot, lots of vodka doesn't :P Very very fun, disc golf.
Post by: vyznev on March 16, 2013, 08:19:37 am
Actually, looks like that was more or less the case:
I also tried to make a nice waterfall near the trade depot (might not have been the best idea) to spread some gentle feelings around, but this was a huge failure. It ends three z-levels from the surface, where I also built a wall with a door in case there's a flood. I don't THINK it floods anything, but I'm not sure since I completed it just before I quit (and yes, channeling two 5x3ish blocks took about 1hr real time, that's how much tantrum there was going on). Either way, I doubt it'll calm people down enough to matter.
Anyway, the flood might not have done much as a mist generator, but one thing I did notice when I took a peek at Flanderbland's save yesterday was a stack of 6(!) dwarfs all drinking from the same tile of 2/7 water flooding into the room next to the depot. So apparently it at least served to compensate for the total lack of booze or a well...
The hospital doing double duty as a furniture stockpile also seemed like a nice touch.
Anyway, I've downloaded your save, Ruhn, and I'm still planning on taking a turn around... oh, say, 10 hours from now, if no-one else happens to be playing just then.
Post by: vyznev on March 16, 2013, 06:56:14 pm
If anyone wants to participate live, I'm on IRC (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/IRC) (#dwarffortress on freenode). Or just watch this space.
I just came home from a Scottish-themed evening with some firends of mine. had some haggis with neeps and taters and whisky sauce. And whisky. Not sure how many glasses I drank, but we had 18 kinds of single malt and I'm pretty sure I tried all of them at least once.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Unfortunately I don't have quite as good a whisky selection here, but I've got some 12yo Auchentoshan, plus several bottles of Chimay blue and a few cheap store brand beers. Those ought to suffice for tonight.
Hmm, looks like we're doing a reclaim. Haven't done any serious reclaims before. Let's see how it goes...
What, nobody's been dorfed yet? That needs tpo be fixed.
Looks like
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Why is TheRapist showing completely different names for the dwarfs than the game is??? :o
[02:27] I'm feeling way too sober. Haven't even unpaused the game yeat, got stuck in the units screen / thrapist. Never really7 used that before, not sure if now's the best time to start learning how. Anyway, got a cheap beer. You know it's cheap when the can just says "pint of lager". Branding, who needs it?
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[02:40] OK, all the previous overseers of this fort (Demdemeh, Bobnova, Flanderbland & Ruhn) have been randomly dorfed. Not sure if anyone else wanted to be dorfed. Don't really care. Bug me on IRC if you wanna dorf.
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This is taking way too long to get started. Time to take a quick look around the fort and then unpause.
Looks like making coffins and slabs is the order of the daty. Makes sense to me. Wio don't need no stinkin' ghosts. Not so usure about the fort layout, though... considering digging out a whole new hole in the ground and moving there.
[02:49] OK, WTF... this Udil guy, the only one with any social skills, shows up on DorfTherapist but not in the game. Huh? :o
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Added some [PIC] markers for screenshots etc., will fill them in later.
Hmm, looks like the traders from the last fort left us some animals. Too bad nobody was around to feed them.
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[03:08] OK, if we're reclaiming this fort, we might as well reclaim all this shit that's lying around. d/b/c FTW. Hope I don't create a hauling logjam... nah!
[03:13] Ooh, just found the entrance! (Was nowhere near the hotkey labeled "Gate"...) OK, I think I've done all the prep I can, time to unpause this shit.
Wow, that's a lot of job cancels.
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[03:23] We need a broker. I'm apppointing myself, because I'm pretty nobody here knows anything about that stuff anyway.
[03:26] Mmm, hungry... made myself a yoghurt smoothie, that ought to buffer the alcohol a bit. This beert really socks. (So does my typing. I'm making corrections, but only if I can be arsed to.) If I can still tell that it sucks, it must be really bad.
[03:37] Why are all these waterwheels blinking like a
Turned off hauling for the mason. We need those coffins and shit.
[03:42] Oh, I see... that Udil guy is the outpost liaison. (Wow, I could spell
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[03:55] Built some more coffins and slabs. We need to get these corpses out of the stockpile.
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[03:58] We need a dining room. I have resolved to build us a legendary dining room. Possibly with a waterfall. I have also resolved to get another drink. :)
Poured me some Auchentoshan. Man this stuff's dmooth. (Yes, apparently I can spell "Auchentoshan" but not "smooth". Whatever...)
[04:16] Wait, it's mid-autumn? :-\ Why is it autumn? Did I start in autumn? I'm pretty sure the season hasn't changed yet ('cause I have seasonal autosaves enabled). How long am I supposed to play? What's the meaning of all this? Why are we here? Who am I, anyway?
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Also, why are we farming dimple cups? Changed the plot to plump helmats all year round, at least we'll have food and booe. (And my z key is failing...)
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[04:22] The construction of the great dining hall is under way...
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[04:26, 13th Sandstone] Migrants!
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Dammit, realized that I have no idea how all this new militray stuff works. ??? Oh well, no better time to learn than the present. Also, our new military has no place to train...
[04:55] feeliong too sober (not that you can tell from my typing), need more alcohol. Also kind of hungry. Found a karelian pie in the fridge. Karelian pie and Chimay itm shall be. :)
[05:18] Wow, this is going really slowly. Dining room is about dug out, ordered some tables and chairs to be built. Also realiezed that we have an immigrant, Atis, who's an adequete record keeper. Made him the bookkeeper and ordered him to update our records to maxumum precision. That's gonna take him a while, but I turned off all his other labors.
BTW, I realized that we actually do have a dining room already, kind of... it's a pair of tables and chairs in the corner of the big dug-out area next to the new dining hall. Assigned one of the chairs to Atis as a meager office.
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[05:27, 14th Timber] Apparently, it took my dorf this long to realize that he'd been made the leader of the expedition. :o
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[05:40, 16th Timber] Merchants!
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[05:58] Thief! Protect the hoard from skulking filth!
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[06:06] Wow, these guys have everything!
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[06:27] Fuck, I managed to piss off the traders by not offering enough stuff. Never had that happen before. :( Oh well, not like I needed any of their stupid crap anyway. >:(
[06:45] Mid-winter. The dininag hall is now functional. The hunter decided to take a drink from the cistern. Hope he learns how to swim, because I'm not breaching that thing to save him. Ought to consider a swimming training setup. Or a well. A well would be good. ???
Well, he made it out, and ran to the new dining hall to get a snack.
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[07:00] OK, who the hell designated a water source zone right on top of the cistern inflow? No wonder the dwarfs keep going for a swim in the cistern... :(
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[07:05] Oh shit, one of the dwarfs who went for a swim didn't make it. He was a miner too.
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[07:09] Aw fuck, a ghost just battered a mason to death. :( Need to refocus on the burial business.
[07:11] The liaison's here. What do we need. Ah fuck it, I don't need anything, let them bring whatever.
[07:15] The mountainhome wants drinks. I think we can make some. :P
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[07:19] Finally broke the cistern wall. Not sure if that was so useful, now all the drowned miner's stuff just washed into the drainage channels. No idea where his bodu went. Something's sure stinking up the place, though.
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[07:29] Spring has arrived! Nothing much has happened, but we do have a legendary dining hall, even if it's mostly legendary because of its size. Not sure if I'm supposed to keep playing 'til autumn. Might as well stop here, I'm starting to sober up and just get tired.
Uploading the file now... and HERE IT IS! (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7484) Pics coming later. [Edit: Pics are here now.]
Frankly, I played way too slow and drank way too little, so little that I actually found myself gradually sobering up as I played. Next time, I need to prepare better.
The fort is in about the same shape as before. We have a great new dining hall, and I dug a pipeline for a well, except I screwed up the channeling designation and didn't actually manage to build a well yet.
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Ps. Best of the IRC logs (I hope nobody minds me quoting them here):
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02:32 < Vyznev> 25 cubic meters
02:32 < mulletmaster> ...
02:33 < Vyznev> Ok, that's pretty big, but not as big as I'd think when someone says "dragon"
02:34 < Vyznev> hell, you could squeeze three of them into my apartment, at least if you ground them into dragonburger first
02:35 < mulletmaster> Well, the dragon would weigh about 55000 lbs
02:35 < mulletmaster> which would probably be past the floor loading capacity of your apartment
02:35 < mulletmaster> your neighbors below would be pissed.
02:35 < Vyznev> well, yeah
02:35 < Vyznev> I'm pretty sure filling my apartment with ground meat would do that anyway
02:35 < mulletmaster> yeah.
02:36 < mulletmaster> but at least you could make some bone crafts and shell totems and shit
02:36 < Vyznev> unless they kicked me out of the craft shop downstairs
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02:56 < escondida> Hmm...drunk fortress. This does sound like an excellent idea, for some values of excellent.
Post by: vyznev on March 17, 2013, 01:28:17 am
I WANNA SEE SOMEONE RUN THIS SHIT TO THE GROUND!
Ps. Ooh, I still have some Chimay left. Better finish that, then I can go get some sleep...
Just as a reminder, THE SAVE IS HERE (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7484).
Post by: Bobnova on March 17, 2013, 10:15:04 am
Post by: Ruhn on March 18, 2013, 12:04:46 pm
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[02:49] OK, WTF... this Udil guy, the only one with any social skills, shows up on DorfTherapist but not in the game. Huh?I was seeing the same thing: thinking Therapist still shows dwarves who are not listed as dead/missing yet.
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[04:16] Wait, it's mid-autumn?Yep, I only got about 6 months into the reclaim.
I just sort of assumed that the flooding depot was part of the original waterfall design. Because, you know, drunk.That waterfall/mist thing claimed 3 lives before I abandoned, having that water source might have been making it worse.
Actually, looks like that was more or less the case:I also tried to make a nice waterfall near the trade depot (might not have been the best idea) to spread some gentle feelings around, but this was a huge failure. It ends three z-levels from the surface, where I also built a wall with a door in case there's a flood. I don't THINK it floods anything, but I'm not sure since I completed it just before I quit (and yes, channeling two 5x3ish blocks took about 1hr real time, that's how much tantrum there was going on). Either way, I doubt it'll calm people down enough to matter.
Anyway, the flood might not have done much as a mist generator, but one thing I did notice when I took a peek at Flanderbland's save yesterday was a stack of 6(!) dwarfs all drinking from the same tile of 2/7 water flooding into the room next to the depot. So apparently it at least served to compensate for the total lack of booze or a well...
We're probably dead once the first siege or ambush shows up.
Post by: Korbac on March 19, 2013, 12:04:48 pm
Post by: Siquo on March 19, 2013, 01:20:47 pm
Post by: Korbac on March 19, 2013, 01:46:02 pm
Post by: Korbac on March 19, 2013, 04:58:57 pm
It's 10:00pm over here, I can go to 3:00am if required. ^^
Okay, grand, it's not working. Where do all the files go? XD
I'm not sure the actual save is there. If it is, I would be extra grateful if someone could package it with vanilla DF for me... :P
Post by: Bobnova on March 20, 2013, 12:21:30 am
Here it is bundled with DF and the lazy newb pack:
http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF/DrunkerFortress.zip (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF/DrunkerFortress.zip)
A bit late, I suppose, but what the hell.
There's always tomorrow!
Post by: Korbac on March 20, 2013, 01:05:48 pm
If anyone wants to go today, please do, else I'll actually give it a shot! ^^
Thanks Bobnova! ^^
It works! ^^
Post by: Korbac on March 20, 2013, 06:02:06 pm
HERE WE GO
17th Granite, 23:01am : game start!
I immediately unsuspend the well and drward myself as the bookkepper. SAFE AND NOT DEAD
18th Granite, 23:04am : designated some minin g arwasa. God this fort is fucked up. Srtarted in fourth tbrew.
22nd Granite, 23:07am : Finished up some bedrooms, not that we'd need them. :P I prefer to have more luxuriosu bedrooms but apparently 3 space things will have to do.
Did I mention thw fact that tinhs for n is fucked up? :P
27th Granite, 23:10am : ALL THE DOGS WILL BE WAR GODS.
2nd Slate, 23:12am : Migrants! Cwl, military maybe?1 I assign most of the b00ns to the military.
9th Slate, 23:16am : THAT SAID WE'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! lol aklantine trio. Migrants brought our pop up to a fasafe (boigng) 35 peopel.
HUNTER GETS A MOOOOD AND CLAIKS M A CRAFTS DWARF WORKSHOP and makes something onut of one unit of luimonite. BORING
15th Slate, 23:21am : HE MADE A limonite scepter lol what a useless n00b. OLrgniasinsed a decent ,iliatry around our central cORe. OTACON SKANE METAL GEAR
26th Slate, 23:26am : made a burial grounds for gohsts so they don't fucj us i[.
2nd Felsite, 23:30am : wily stage 2 rocks, also one of you has tried to built a pum,p sytmsem up into the DINING ROOM. WHYT WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU N))))))BBBBBBBBBBB XD
8th Felsite, 23:35am : Planned out some things, can't remember when I write this. Oh yes I refurbished the bedrooms. :)
A ghostly farmer 'batters' our Axedwarf. What a pussty of na axedwarf, chop that psirit uo!!!!! Apprently he cut hi lower arm off O_O
25th Felsite, 23:46am : Seized all the Evles Shit when they came to trade.
It's a massive dick move imo but I am now a true dwarf fworthy of a guiness plz.
10th Hematite, 23:52am : Engraved slabs to stop gohsts purveying ius. They are annoying, sorry u died and all that but try no to piss us poff next time you dungarees. NEXT BEER, 3 minute BRAK.
16th Hematite, 23:59am : GOHSTLY PLANET YOU DINGUS (PLANETR PLANTER!!!!!) why you 'batter' our military, go batter some fish and chips.
19th Hematite, 00:01am : lol I just realoised, why are moy other posts in AM. more migrants, this is becommknig too easy.
8th Malachite, 00:15am : I renamed and reassembled the military and called it bumjnunglers united. APPROPRITATE
13th Malachite, 00:17am : HUNTER GIVES BIRHTS TO BOY. WHY YOU USELESS SACK OF HUNTER
2nd Galena, 00:31am : Avuz Gusilurdim has begun a myswerious consturicon.!
A baby has drowned. POOR PARENTING
6th Limestone, 00:54am : I've increaded the stoorage and the furniture are cool. :)
27th Limtestone, 01:10am : Lots of gems bign cut, and thing are going WHELL, if a bit disograngised.
14th Sandtone, 01:17am : A ghosdtly jeweler has arisen, oh no guard you r laether codpieces.
2nd Timberrrr, 01:24am : MOAR MIGRANTS EAsy MODE ENGAGE CAPTIAN FAILcON egnaneg.
A forgotten beast keeps apperaring then bogging off. Doesn't appear tont heh units cscereen,.
12th Timber, 01:38am, ROB XZOMBIE TIME: (http://i46.tinypic.com/219q3p2.jpg)
Can any of you see why thery won't buiold this wall??? ???
Built a farmers worksihpy you neglectful bastaqrads, don't you like aplpaca's???
22nd Timber, 01:50am : I spoke with Gerald Ford on the weudbsa board and he said the whole thing stinks, he said it's such a bore it's nothing more than playing tidlywinks.
AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY YOU'S THINGKAS
WHEN I HIT THE ICEBERGY, THE ICEBERG SINKS
I DON'T NEED YOUR GRAVITY
SO GO AHEAD AND SLAP YOUR BIG X ON MEEEEE
Also I've built some weapon traps. :)
4th Moonstone, 01:55am : Child batters Miner, populace astounded
I won't edit the military preferences but you do nkwo you can but a breastlplate and a chauin mail on at the same time for sooper protection right? :)
11th Moonstone, 01:59am : More WAR 'GODS' (I'll never live this down. XD)
2nd Opal, 02:07am : (http://i47.tinypic.com/ibigwj.jpg) These dwarves are getting more action than I am.
LOUSE MAN ROCKS BTW!
7th Orapl, 2012:am : Things are good :) and I've helped built a hospital and get some cruthes online for Bobnova and friends. Let it not be said that I love my fellow man!! <3
A GHOSTLY HUNTE BATTERS ME. ENOUGH IS ENOGH, I'M GONNA FUCK ALL THE SPIRIT WORLD UP. FUCK THE GOHSTS, LIVIING FTW. GHOSTS YOU BLEW YOURS CHANCES. GET READY FOR THE PREACEHRS TO COME!!!
3rd Obsidian, 2:22am : making some clothing facilitis, to satisfyng a mad mood. hopfuyl it wil go well! (OI'm tired incase yo din';t guess. lol as well as being drunk :))
Sofipu, I DGAF until you show up on the units list. :)
15th Obsidiena, 2:32am : MY LEFT FOOT IS MISSING. Oh well i'm such a pro that doesbn't bother me
1st Granite, 02:45am : saving game for next udde, will post dave tomororw. Beer consemed = 6 pints of strongish ale. :) nothing crzyz happened ecpete some random digging and some more workshops e.g. tanners. Military set up and named appropritared. Have fun! :)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 20, 2013, 06:22:45 pm
27th Granite, 23:10am : ALL THE DOGS WILL BE WAR GODS.Ladies and gentlemen, Anubis has spoken.
Post by: Bobnova on March 20, 2013, 07:25:10 pm
19th Hematite, 00:01am : lol I just realoised, why are moy other posts in AM. more migrants, this is becommknig too easy.
Drink more :D
Post by: Korbac on March 21, 2013, 10:54:55 am
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7495
Post by: Xantalos on March 21, 2013, 04:14:42 pm
Post by: Ruhn on March 21, 2013, 04:39:37 pm
Goblins BEWARE! if the war GODS don't get you, the ghosts will27th Granite, 23:10am : ALL THE DOGS WILL BE WAR GODS.Ladies and gentlemen, Anubis has spoken.
Quite an enjoyable turn to read, and I think this fort has a chance to survive a siege now.
Post by: vyznev on March 21, 2013, 06:43:51 pm
(I found "File version: Beer" to be a particularly nice tough. We should make that a tradition.)
2nd Felsite, 23:30am : wily stage 2 rocks, also one of you has tried to built a pum,p sytmsem up into the DINING ROOM. WHYT WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU N))))))BBBBBBBBBBB XD
Huh? The only pump stack I see is the old half-built one that, if completed, would pump magma into the top level of the fortress. :D If you meant the water-filled tunnel that ends near the dining hall, that's where I was going to build the well before my turn ended.
BTW, I was lucky not to flood the fort with that tunnel, since I completely forgot to include a pressure regulator in it. (Wouldn't that have been a lovely save to leave for you...) Fortunately, it seems the combination of the U-bend and the map-edge outlet is just enough to keep the water level below the dining room floor.
Ps. It looks like, for some reason, you decided to drain a bunch of murky pools into the fort (and we now have goblins sneaking in through them ???). I wouldn't have thought this fort really needed more flooding. Oh well, I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time. :P
8th Felsite, 23:35am : A ghostly farmer 'batters' our Axedwarf. What a pussty of na axedwarf, chop that psirit uo!!!!! Apprently he cut hi lower arm off O_O
10th Hematite, 23:52am : Engraved slabs to stop gohsts purveying ius. They are annoying, sorry u died and all that but try no to piss us poff next time you dungarees. NEXT BEER, 3 minute BRAK.
16th Hematite, 23:59am : GOHSTLY PLANET YOU DINGUS (PLANETR PLANTER!!!!!) why you 'batter' our military, go batter some fish and chips.
14th Sandtone, 01:17am : A ghosdtly jeweler has arisen, oh no guard you r laether codpieces.
7th Orapl, 2012:am : A GHOSTLY HUNTE BATTERS ME. ENOUGH IS ENOGH, I'M GONNA FUCK ALL THE SPIRIT WORLD UP. FUCK THE GOHSTS, LIVIING FTW. GHOSTS YOU BLEW YOURS CHANCES. GET READY FOR THE PREACEHRS TO COME!!!
I think one reason for our ghost problem (besides, you know, the huge number of dead dorfs lying around) is that apparently we have a whole bunch of built blank slabs. I think those are at least partly my fault. Oopsie. :-[
Post by: Bobnova on March 22, 2013, 12:22:18 am
The analysis of the turn/fort is almost as amusing as a turn!
Did the dining room end up above the pump stack? I'm tempted to power what's there to see if it works, I've never built a pump stack before.
2.lol at the slabs, that's hilarious.
I'm very surprised the turbine hall can drain the entire bloody river, when I unpaused and looked around I was sure I'd find the whole hall underwater. Might want to do something about that, though I don't know what or how really.
Glad I set it up to drain off the map and not into the caverns though!
Definitely enjoy'd the turn.
WTF happened to my that I need a crutch!?
EDIT:
Here's the save again so this page has it. On my personal (fast) hosting for those drunken OMG I MUST PLAY DDF moments.
The Save (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DrunkerFortress.zip)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 22, 2013, 01:34:29 am
Here's the save again so this page has it. On my personal (fast) hosting for those drunken OMG I MUST PLAY DDF moments.Dance Dance Fall-over?
Post by: Korbac on March 22, 2013, 07:40:31 am
With the huge migrant waves I was able to (by chance) get a good military working as a lot of the newcomers already had war skillz. Also, the murky pool drainage was to avoid water cancellation message spam, although I probably should have roofed it over, haha.
Overall things went pretty well, we are now protected by WAR GODS and things should be fine. ^^
Post by: Ruhn on March 22, 2013, 11:33:57 am
Post by: Bobnova on March 22, 2013, 12:22:42 pm
Post by: Korbac on March 22, 2013, 01:05:28 pm
Post by: Bobnova on March 22, 2013, 01:30:51 pm
I was working on LIQUID MAGMA! Best defense ever! :D
Post by: vyznev on March 22, 2013, 04:43:34 pm
I'll need some suitably dorfy project to try for, though. Based on the peek I took at the save earlier, I think it should be something defense-related -- those goblins are clearly planning something.
Also, I'm quite disappointed that the seems to be no way to edit the raws to rename war-trained animals without affecting the general name of that species. :(
Post by: Bobnova on March 22, 2013, 04:50:39 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 22, 2013, 04:51:12 pm
What's wrong with dorfs having Gods as pets instead of Dogs?Yeah, us overseers do! :P
Post by: vyznev on March 22, 2013, 05:14:45 pm
What's wrong with dorfs having Gods as pets instead of Dogs?
By popular demand, it is done now. :D
(http://vyznev.net/misc/df/drunkfort_B01_war_gods.png)
Ps. I made one other cosmetic change to the raws while I was at it, but I'll let later overseers find it themselves... ;D
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 22, 2013, 05:27:26 pm
Post by: vyznev on March 22, 2013, 05:35:04 pm
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Also finished messing with the raws. (Don't worry, the only tweaks I made were purely cosmetic.)
Listening to Korpiklaani, which is just about the most perfect theme music for this fort (and DF in general as well): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ&list=RD026z4DRPG7rbc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ&list=RD026z4DRPG7rbc)
Going to try to play this turn faster than the previous one. I think that also means I need another beer.
As usual, I'll keep updating this post as I play. Stay tuned!
01:00: Drinking more Chimay.
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Built some doors to keep goblins from wndering in through the murky pools. Tore down the blank slabs and ordered some to be engraved. Also, looks like we have a possessed craftsdorf who wants stone, wood, metal and cloth. I hope he finds what he needs...
01:09: A ghost just battered our chief medical dwarf. He ran to the hospital leaving a bloody trail, but just went to sleep and seems to be fine now. ??? we can't get these slabs engraved soon enough.
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01:22: Why is nobody engraving the slabs? I built a whol ne w workshop for that! The moody dorf wants cloth... do I have the right kind?
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01:27: Oh fuck, he went insane.
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I think this calls for some whisky.
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01:37: Wait, we have merchants?? What madness is this?
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01:40: Finally, the ghost are put to rest!
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01:46: What, we've been making easy meals? That's no good. All meals shall henceforth be lavish!
01:52: "An animal has grown uyop to be a stray God." :D
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Just realized thart Korpiklaani's Under the Sun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgDlK0ialr8) has a melody that sounds eerily like one of those in SoundSense (dunno the name)... weird. (And no, I don't mean the one from the 80's cooking show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=572VhrmihwA), either.) [Edit much later: I think the song I had in mind must've been "...the ardent awaited land" by Falkenbach (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrIoEPeNaqQ), which is heard in this SoundSense demo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSX3piF5ww8). It's... kind of similar.]
02:01: Aw fuck... designed a new well, but acciedentally made the stair only down-strairs instead of up7down... now I've got a miner stuck underwater at the bottom of the well. :( Dunno if I should breach a hole into the bedrooms or just hope he learns to swim...
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New rule: update == new drink. Switching to vodka this time. The nice thing about vodka, for getting drunk, is that I have no excuse to savor the taste since there isn't any.
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02:12: MIgrants! Also, ordered the stuck miner to dig his way to the bedrooms. Hope he makes it, and that I won't flood the fort,.
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The water got too high for the drowning miner to dig, but another one showed up just in time to help from the other side. The third dawrf in the pciture is bringing a door to seal the water in. i think this just might work!
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Oh, and since I just updated... helan går! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helan_G%C3%A5r)
Aw fuck.
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02:23: Phew! Repeatedly unsuspending the door finally worked. I was already planning to wall off the whole wing... looks like that w0on't be necessarty.
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This song rules! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdbPaT9P3ag) Or maybe Iäm just drunk enough...
02:33: Aw fuck, Clover Magic's throwing a tantrum. :( Ps. The music is kind of fitting... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oaUySCCvMc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oaUySCCvMc) Fuck this is hard to get right.
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+2:42: We have a new mayor,
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02:57: aW FUCK A kidnapper.
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03:08: fuck i'm drunk. Mibkpt thwe mayor has
03:14: on IRC agin... #dwarffortress on freenode iydri. Looks like hard liquor's rhge name of the game.-.- I weig 90+ kg, bveert donä't fo the trick for me unles Im drink do much that is need to pee alö the time,. Alaws, I'm pout of vodka, so it'll hafte be whisky or lotsa beer from now on.
+03:22: Water source wabinushed`? WTF?
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On IRC ahgain, go to #dwarffortress on frenodwe of you wannt chat witg me live...
+3:28: grizzly bear in rthe d9nign room wtf...
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WTF is this... Russuan? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msRy4vcSX4k)
+040_. OHNDUCK i'M TIIO DUKM 0OIR5C. ) YNNIQ WJTT I M TOOIJM. o
, SUJREVTHATBic LPGMWOOÖÖ NE UNNN.
12:42: Oh... you know what else vodka is good for? Making a godawful mess and passing out, that's what, apparently. I don't even remember making the last few updates above... :o
Still feeling kind of drunk, but not in the good "let's play more DF!" way. Had 3/4 of an orange for breakfast though, feeling a bit better now.
Anyway, going to make a save and upload it now. I don't think I even got as far as summer, so let the next overseer decide how long they want to play. Anyway, this was a truly drunken turn. I have no regrets.
...aaaand the save is here: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7498 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7498)
Edit: Fixed the broken YouTube links.
Post by: Bobnova on March 22, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
Post by: vyznev on March 23, 2013, 06:00:20 am
Post by: vyznev on March 23, 2013, 05:15:47 pm
Also, I found an IRC log from last night which sheds some more light on the events. It seems that, after screenshotting the "dorf cancels eat, interrupted by grizzly bear" notice and posting about it above, I went on IRC and just hung around there for about an hour with the game paused, making increasingly incoherent comments and generally embarrassing myself. Bobnova also showed up at some point. (Yes, I intend to post the logs for you all to laugh at, assuming the other participants don't mind. Bobnova?)
As far as I can reconstruct the subsequent events, I believe that at that point I must've tried to get to the bathroom to throw up, not quite making it. Apparently I then decided "fuck it", dumped my clothes on the floor and went to sleep (in bed, not on the floor, fortunately).
Anyway, I have absolutely no recollection of doing any of that. The bear update is about the last thing I remember, everything after that is totally blank. If it weren't for the logs (and the mess on the floor), I'd have no idea it ever happened. That pretty much never normally happens to me (or at least I don't remember it happening... ???), but apparently half a bottle of vodka and several glasses of whisky (not to mention the beer) will do that.
I'm also still feeling rather shaky and hung over. It should not be necessary to say that I have no intention of repeating this experience any time soon.
Also, I apparently tried to post the following update at about 04:27, but I was so drunk that I posted it in the wrong thread:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Or, at least, that's the best explanation I can come up with. I have no idea what I was trying to say, although I suspect the beginning was intended as something like "fuck, I'm totally drunk". For the rest of it, your guess is as good as mine.
Ps. Some post-game notes for the next overseer:
- I only played a few in-game months (the save is on 1st Felsite), so feel free to decide if you want to play until next spring or summer or whatever. Actually, I don't think there's much point in sticking to the one-year turn rule too obsessively here anyway. I'd say just make it about a year, or however long you feel like playing.
- We now finally have a well, but it still has just one level of water under it. To fix that, the tile blocking the direct path of the water pipe (seen on the bottom left in this screenshot (http://vyznev.net/misc/df/drunkfort_B12_phew.png)) needs to be channeled out from above. Or just dig a staircase straight down to it, that might be safer.
- You may also want to wall off the flooded bedroom completely, especially if you decide to remove the pressure-regulator tile as suggested above. You really don't want some tantruming dwarf breaking down the only door that's holding the water back.
- We're really low on booze. Order some more made. A drinks-only stockpile in the dining room could also be a good idea.
- We also seem to have food rotting in the kitchens because the prepared meals stockpile is full. Have the rotten stuff dumped, make a bigger stockpile and maybe turn off some or all of the repeat cooking jobs.
- Engrave more slabs. We still have one active ghost and a dozen unmemorialized dead dwarfs waiting to rise. Also, one of the slabs I built into the dining room got suspended because the dorfs are too stupid to just move the boulder currently occupying that tile. Dump the rock and unsuspend the slab.
- Make some crutches so that Bobnova and Korbac can walk again.
Post by: Bobnova on March 23, 2013, 09:24:51 pm
I don't mind you posting the IRC logs, have at it.
Post by: Kamin on March 24, 2013, 12:22:06 am
Gentledwarves, let me just say that I applaud your efforts.
Post by: Bobnova on March 29, 2013, 12:29:03 pm
Who's next? :D
Post by: Dolwin on April 01, 2013, 10:57:08 pm
Post by: squiddwarf16 on April 02, 2013, 12:39:13 am
Post by: Necrisha on April 02, 2013, 12:41:22 am
Post by: Scruffy on April 02, 2013, 04:08:34 am
I have 30l of home-made wine and only enough bottles for half of it so have to get rid of the extra stuff somehow ;)
Post by: vyznev on April 02, 2013, 06:23:03 pm
The only editing I did was to remove irrelevant join and leave notifications, and to censor Bobnova's IP address just in case. Also, I made the URLs clickable for convenience; the graphical smileys, however, are purely the forum software's fault.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The timestamps are in my local time zone, just like in the game log above, so you can compare the chronology; basically, however, all but the first few lines of the log were written after the point (03:28 according to the game notes) where I left the game paused and never got around to resuming it.
Perhaps not entirely coincidentally, that's also the point where my memories completely cut out. I vaguely remember looking up the "fsck" link on Wikipedia... after that, nothing. I'm sure I must've typed the remaining lines attributed to me, since there was no-one else around to do it, but I sure have no recollection of it.
Ps. If I had to pick one representative line out of the whole log, I think it would be this:
Quote
04:11 < Vyznev> " I knpw wat Iämm doinä Om jisy van 't fogute ot ow tupe it"
Post by: Scruffy on April 02, 2013, 06:26:40 pm
04:19 < Slythie> stupid bakemonogatari doujins and their kanji jokesBakemonogatari? Good taste
Post by: Stadekxiel on April 02, 2013, 11:47:45 pm
I think I may try my hand at this, next time I'm
Post by: Ruhn on April 03, 2013, 11:55:08 am
@vyznev: It's hard enough to focus on the game as it is, can't imagine keeping track of IRC at the same time.
New!! Top reasons a turn ends unexpectidly:
1- Pass out
2- Busy in chat
3- Throw up
4- Lost on internets
5- Fall over
(( no !science! or math was used in creating this list ))
I think we are around year 2 of the reclaim, can we make it past year 4 this time?
Post by: vyznev on April 03, 2013, 05:41:32 pm
New!! Top reasons a turn ends unexpectidly:
1- Pass out
2- Busy in chat
3- Throw up
4- Lost on internets
5- Fall over
(( no !science! or math was used in creating this list ))
Hmm, I think I managed to hit at least the first three or four of those, depending on how you count. :D I don't remember falling over, though, but then again, I don't really remember much else about the end of my last turn either...
Ps. I played a bit with the save, and noticed that our depot isn't wagon-accessible because somebody blocked the entrance with weapon traps. Whoever plays next may want to deconstruct those. Other than that (and the few little issues noted earlier), everything seems more or less OK -- no !!dwarfs!! in stockpiles so far.
Post by: Dolwin on April 05, 2013, 05:04:43 pm
Post by: vyznev on April 05, 2013, 07:09:56 pm
Sober Dolwin here. I'm downloading the file and updating the graphics, etc. Will begin the drunkening shortly.
...eeexcellent... :D Looking forward to the results.
Post by: Dolwin on April 05, 2013, 08:53:51 pm
6:20. 1st glass done. I needed this, its been a long week.
6:23. This 2nd glass might be too strong.' Heh, the 2 pissed off dwarves in DT are CloverMagic and Scruffy X. Why do we have 10 stonecrafters and they all suck at it?
6:30 Yup too strong. More coke. Better. 3 armorsmiths. 2 suck, no more.
6:46 2nd drink down. need more ice. 3rd drink poured leaves me with about half the bottle left. can function properly if i conecntrate. a good sign.
6:51 10 brewers, 9 suck. stop that. scruffy you mine too, stop being sad. goddamn, half the fort is drinking or on break. drunk bastards.
Spoiler: Dwarves at start (click to show/hide)
6:56 pretzles. walked ok. going to finish this one and pour a fourth then start.
7:02 good lord this place in insane. almost done with 3rd drink, lookin around. wtf. music is goot tho.
7:04 bathroom walk took effort. ready to start soon. rubbing headhair feels good. i know what vats feel like now.
Spoiler: Fortress before unpausing (click to show/hide)
Start. No walls? We need walls. walls hard to place drunk efyi. just sayin. gkdda trees in the way. ptty break again. got all walls, unpause. brea in the way. goaatta kill/
Spoiler: Our "fort" at the start (click to show/hide)
oh everyone build walls kthx.
clovermagic insane. not good. sorry you deid
Spoiler: CloverMagic (click to show/hide)
moreengravers. too many dead. everyone masonry for the walls. neeed to remember how profiles. gotta ptty agina. no fall= wn. reclaim surfacr, gotta find the still.
:28 drink 3 done. more ice. then more df. dont tdie dwwarfd,
weriosly, wheres the still? shit i spilled, party foul.gd=kddanb trader is drinking now. quit that,.
oh yeah still. building one. fucking finding it. 3lves. dont need your caracan. there is one here already. tgus is harder than i thought it would be.
Spoiler: Elves have arrived. (click to show/hide)
reclaim surface. need more mechanics. traps stil here.
dangerous terrain. iget it. stop smappnig. drinking again. fucking broker.
Spoiler: Terrain (click to show/hide)
creuffy died of thirst. we hav eboodze and water. chump/
hmm drowinging babies. gotta wall this off.
now broker is leepling. fiuck him.
drinking agian. wtf, im drinking, not yo broiker. (oh my god, we have one of those super traders for our broker. hes drinking, on break, or pasturing animals like 95% of the time)
oh fuck whaere is the manager office/? i can t find anyting here.
Spoiler: Mayor (click to show/hide)
stopy duing dwarves. why yo die at this hellole. what is this reservior.
Spoiler: Hellhole (click to show/hide)
goddamit. why vampire? i cant look thoug shit like this. myabe this is her. potty then look. drinking more is bad idea, doing it anyways. giddanut its her, what do ,
Spoiler: Vampire (click to show/hide)
nab this formtress is fucked up. wjo designed this/
kdinapper. and the vampire awont die.
why wont the miner mne?
pep[le jeep kyding. i dont know why, we have a pbucket though. articact ftw.
Spoiler: Bucket (click to show/hide)
2whore is the vampire/ killer llease.
poor sdwarves, this place must suck to live in. potty agian. im a 3 year odl with too muc booze,. cant se satriaght. hard to awalk. dwares need to nbiod;e wa;ll fastger. jhavemt saterted on do;wing tpwer uet.
whore is vampire. killl her please. she isnt dying to aminmals.
ok shes dead, carry on.'
Spoiler: RIP (click to show/hide)
fucj im dead. how did that happen? check logs. cant see how.
borker is alseep, fuck hi, what is he good for? aboslytely nothing. uh hah,.
bunch of shit to trade for. hpe ots not important. cant see strainghtm not good.
dibt feel good, this ownt end well. traded for booze and stuff.
gotta pee. dont die. cant walk straight. need pizza. feels like collega again.
brewer clained workshop., what is hotely again? good hes making shit wouthougt me. be proavtive dwarves! a jegm. ah goody. who need a articat gem?
Spoiler: Brewer artifact (click to show/hide)
fuck no ammy for hunting. we have ore?
military looks= pissed. make the m happy next guy?
miners wnt mine. duno why. next guy figure it out.
bgaby farming. he loks pissed ooff. wonderwhy/
gotddammit, new vampire, ugess old one wasnt vampire. find out who. ci ant tell,
Spoiler: Vampire?! (click to show/hide)
making golbelings my botch. uckit.
no idea what sgoing on. lokds good tho.
Spoiler: End turn fortress overview (click to show/hide)
spring alrribved. dwarves ont dead. succecsful tunr. next guy can win. too many babied abduvted. im so drunk. you whdoul win please. kill em all.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7539
pricutes later. i cant se eenogugh.,
Spoiler: Bridge Lever (click to show/hide)
Post by: Dolwin on April 05, 2013, 08:57:20 pm
Post by: Jervill on April 05, 2013, 09:07:42 pm
Also, some dwarves died, but I'm unsure if that is news in this fort. :P
Post by: Trif on April 05, 2013, 09:08:55 pm
my god so druink, havent been this way in forever. wonder who can decything my text?
Oh, we've seen much worse. Great turn, I like the sentence snippet style. Did your resolution to make many screenshots last until the end?
Post by: Dolwin on April 05, 2013, 09:08:55 pm
Post by: Stadekxiel on April 06, 2013, 12:36:04 am
Post by: Stadekxiel on April 06, 2013, 12:44:05 am
Post by: Stadekxiel on April 06, 2013, 12:45:10 am
Post by: Stadekxiel on April 06, 2013, 12:46:13 am
Post by: vyznev on April 06, 2013, 07:40:19 am
my god so druink, havent been this way in forever. wonder who can decything my text?
Hey, it's better than mine. 8)
BTW, I checked, and the save I left you had (at least) two vampires in the population. Sorry 'bout that.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
BTW, it turns out that whoever built that huge apartment complex made it pretty easy to detect vampires, since as long as there's an excess of bedrooms, they're the only ones who don't bother claiming any. Or, at least, it was pretty easy to find them that way when I was playing sober...Going to download your save now and see how the place looks...
Oh yea.. Whja staesopn do I wehd at???
Dolwin said he played until spring, so I'd say next spring if you can make it. Then again, I never did manage a full year on either of my turns so far.
weeeeeelll fukc... Iz screwedded...
Details? Screwed as in "this place is a mess" or as in "clowns ate all the dorfs"? :P
If the current settlement is dead or doomed, reclaim is always an option. We did it once, we can do it again. At least unless you really did open the clown car or something...
Anyway, once you've sobered up enough, can we have your save too, please?
Post by: Stadekxiel on April 06, 2013, 09:21:36 am
Alright, I was dringing eariwer.. Staryted with a 40, then drank a bottle of rum. Bakardi zombie tpo be exact.
I'lll uplod pics later (that took threew tries) started with a 40 of old english 400, went to bakardi zombie.file:///media/3139-6564/DCIM/Camera/IMG_20130405_222341.jpg
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Later I got another zombie and hurricane.. file:///medifile:///media/3139-6564/DCIM/Camera/IMG_20130406_002628.jpg
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{Cant remember hoe to upload pics now.. will do latwer How do I do this shizts??}
Bu the time I? got home from the batr, I gouldn't remember my own address.
Cant read dolw9n's ost, will tomorrow. and will post my pics of alcohold same tiume...
Downloadiun save,.. (note had 1 40, 1 bottle fo bakardi, and a l9i ttle more I canb't remembetr...)
Ehow do I downolad tiuss??
Gotit... I think..
While I wait for it to download, my brother rearranged the place while I was out.. I was worried when I got home trhat it wasn't tje right place (it also took an hour to tell m friende where to go...)
For the record, my girlfriend asked if I'm coherent, I think I'm not,,,
NOW FOR DOWNLAODING!@!
Well fukc.. an't fiond the fort.. where ase it uplaoded to??
Damnit. the 3 minutes o download the fre are taking forever,,
Done! Lets do this shizts!
For the recordst.. This shitz is hard to upnloade...
Finally starting the gMAE..
now for pics pf what iv got leftr...
Lost track of this shits.. But I had a 40, an bottle of zombie, some more vodka.. some more shot.. not for he damn fortr..
Fuuuuu... Taking a swig, wtf is this shit???. Seriously. who was beore me??
Whayt the fukc an I supposed to o moq>> damnit.. I need more alcohols./.
halp[! what did dolphin do?? Fucit.. Is gonna get this shoz unter control..,
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>>oopswrog windown... took half an hour tro fid my coorect window... kept getting docoter who..
What the hell is with this design????! taking another dring or hree..
Much betyter.. now to figure out wtf is goinf pon here...
fukcit.. ;essee if I can cut fown these mushrooms..
fukkkkkk can't remember what the hel s going on... HALP!!
Fuggit.. We'z building evertything ne cessatrrty!!?>>
fuuuu can't rember hoe to go untergroung,,,,,
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fuuuuu ., HALP!!!!!!!!
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fuuu I think is gonna fukc his o..
been iguring out hart waqs uo fr an our,,, tie to drink more!
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Another swig of tat golin swil.. amf another... and another,,,.
seriously though, I have no cluje wtf's gong on...,>><<
pls wtd up with the control pile??
wdf did mu shiz go?? wtever..... what do we have, anyway, anmf what season ehcs the ears's anyway??!>>
uuuuuufffffff... wf do I fo now?? fanit...
wtf... I's socnfuz...
EDIT: I think I did get it unpaused for at least a minute, but I don't remember shit... I'll upload what I've got.
Here's the file. I've still got enough alcohol for a dwarf, so if nobody is drunk tonight I may try again (hopefully with better results...)
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7540 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7540)
Trollolol.. I just realized I tried posting directly from my phone last night XD
Edit 2: Whoooo! I'm still drunk off my ass! Seriously. Holy shitballs, what the hell did I drink?
Post by: Dolwin on April 06, 2013, 01:36:41 pm
Lots of dwarves died, more than I thought since we had quite a few babies born during my turn. Id like to think most of the deaths werent my fault though. The majority died to vampires, the hellhole, or were already on the verge of death when I started.
All I really accomplished was setting up the booze industry to give us a steady surplus and build a whole bunch of walls. Pretty dwarven philosophy now that I think about it. I walled off a bunch of "doors holding back lakes". There may be more, you might want to check.
Kidnappings should decrease now that I have reclaimed everything on the surface outside the fort. I put the war dogs near the bridge into the fort instead of by the trading post, so nothing should get in unseen.
Things for the next overseer to do:
1) Looks like the miners wouldnt mine because 2 of them died. Oops. There is one left and plenty of picks. Assign some useless guys to mine and turn off hauling for them.
2) A road out of the fortress looks like a good idea. Trees are threatening to cut off depot access. I'd go south out of the gate, but its your call.
3) An order of 60-90 wood bins or so would help.
4) We have 2 kinda doctors. Neither of them have diagnosing on. Id turn on all the doctor skills for them both and turn off hauling. There are a couple dwarves that need attention.
5) Our good armorsmith died too. Really bad luck on having the skilled dwarves die. We need armor made (plenty of iron bars around). There is galena too, so making silver warhammers for selling and weaponsmith xp would be good. Not a lot of finished tradegoods in the fort. I think we have all we need for metalcrafting, but I dunno.
6) At least 1 more vampire floating around. The vampire I killed was our best brewer, bummer.
7) I got no migrants at all my turn. The liaison left pissed off right at the start of the turn, so dunno what to tell you there.
8 ) I think there are still some items to recall underground. A mass reclaim should do the trick.
9) Turn off brewing for rope reed and pig tails. We have plenty of other booze and could stockpile them if we ever need to make clothes.
Good luck!
Post by: Stadekxiel on April 06, 2013, 04:29:32 pm
weeeeeelll fukc... Iz screwedded...
Details? Screwed as in "this place is a mess" or as in "clowns ate all the dorfs"? :P
Screwed as in "this place is a mess and I'm too drunk to use a keyboard". Definitely going to start sober and slowly get hammered next time, judging from my comments I spent the entire time trying to download the fort instead of actually playing it.
Post by: vyznev on April 07, 2013, 08:54:09 am
Definitely going to start sober and slowly get hammered next time, judging from my comments I spent the entire time trying to download the fort instead of actually playing it.
Yeah, downloading the fort while still sober is highly recommended. So is testing that you can actually open the save in DF and take a screenshot.
In fact, maybe we should have an official list of "things to do before getting drunk", something like this:
- Download the latest save and the Lazy Newb Pack (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=59026.0) (optional but recommended) and uncompress them.
- Make sure you can actually open the save in DF, and that the init setting etc. are the way you want them.
- Try taking a screenshot.
- Check your drinks supply, buy more if needed.
Post by: Ruhn on April 08, 2013, 08:33:11 am
Post by: vyznev on April 08, 2013, 10:45:02 am
Is the "Hell Hole" that waterfall thing to the west of depot?
I assume so, based on this (and the fact that the channels one z-level lower are, indeed, full of expired dwarves):
stopy duing dwarves. why yo die at this hellole. what is this reservior.Spoiler: Hellhole (click to show/hide)
A rather charming detail to note is that the drinking water supply for the entire fort runs through those same corpse-filled channels. I guess now we know why dwarves generally avoid drinking water. :D
Post by: Omeganaut on April 08, 2013, 09:09:53 pm
Post by: Necrisha on April 11, 2013, 09:43:59 pm
Before:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EDIT1: Now I remember why I don't like sambuca shots. first down, sipping water and/or premixed margarita stuff THAT DOES NOT HAVE GOLD QUALITY TEQUILA like it states! May go on to the teamspeak channel advertised on fortress mode- Holy hell I'm a cheap drunk, I'm starting to feel it.- discussion - False alarm, I can still spell, second shot - ok now I'm starting to feel it.
10:21 didn't look before drinking, correcting every eight letter, lets, go! No miners? *loads up therapist*
10:23 That's a funky idea for outlining trees.
10:25 fixed, also unhappy dwarves started-fixing um. notified boyfriend of stupidity.
10:30 all women with children named breeder and made either miners or maybe weavers? checks stocks. lol 2 buckets of magma, maybe a problem later.
10:39 thats a lot of bodies in the watter source.
10:40 tired already, what's on the boob tube/mix another drink-bathroom going to go lots of times,
10:46 oh, pers of int, likey, set elementary after. terrible commercial. whoops, left ging, several animals grew up. set stray cavysows to butcher.
1059 new butcher.
10:05 what forgotten beast? argh I forgot how much I liked that intro.
10:18 butchering extra animals
Edit 2: working on third shot, second drink. Also this version of sherlock is an asshole. (watching rerun)
11:36 what the hell is with these huge area's undrground ment to be dug- meh, I'll leave them, building seige warren.
11:40 3rd slate save init edit load.
11:42 parents with children rename breeder, truing to remember what else- meh, it'll come. tired nothing worth pics yet.
11:46 third shot done,second drink halfway done, really started talkng to myself out loud. pretty normal for a long term drunkeness.
11:50 mood already!? Heartless bastard, seems legit. no way just miserble as is Sibrek Idcubor...
12:02 feeling tired, eating the occasional bear cracker-seemed appropriate.
12:13 ghost been put to rest 1 down, 3 to go.
12:15 pring fourth shot.
12:20 watching criimal minds sort of.
12:25 GUNNAR ROCKSTAR has been found dead from dehydration.
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12:40 STUCK LIMONITE fuel baby! no wait that's lignite... IRONNN !!!! time to start proper steel production. found something everyone needed, taking shot.
EDIT: 3 : taken fourth shot
12:47 getting more bear crackers and another shot- sambuca is not my favorite shot.
12:50 seems like 11fps
1253 afer all this betrayel this coountry was easy I've seen this before.
1:00 watching doctor who. never mind best of episode.funniest home videos.
1:06 maybe after digging the vein out.
1:14 the migrants were mostly left to haul, medics were specialized. I shuld choose someone to name: picked a trapper that was estatci,m she looked interestoing.
118 lol cat singing bday card, yay reruns! cat lady/man maybe?
1:21 wait what possesion, i dint sanctiont hatQ!
1:25 figgen germans a gin is overkill.
1:30 wait lolwat? running ACROSS WARER also possed claimed workshop.
135 galena +logs.... ok Nagalkast?
1:38 fake lottery ticke pout awesome.
140 fifth shot not drink away. stall becausee of laughing on tV NOTE: prolly closer to 2 ounces at this point.
marrygo round fun
150 unamed admin misssing, assumed becoua of vamppy. also galena ring- nothing special, shame.... yep, confirmed, oh well, not like he was useful...
1:52 what's grampa say: *farting noises*
1:54 prohibiting flasks... meh.
Edit 5: getting another shot.
4th felsite, debatiing on nap...
2:02 deciciated brewer, dedicated cook, we should nbe ok/... watching house
211 stomach iffy switching to water for while.
217 ppuked, going on justy water for while, leftver rice till losing buzz.
237 feeling better. going to finish the rest and 1hr before drinking more. scheduled kittem viewing afterward.
16th felsit, might go down for a nap...
259 merchants here, kobolds running around goig for nap after water finnished. TOO CUTE!!!
3:02 oh right mentalist. meh, not going online.
525 sorry gy's summmer is all she wrote.
anyways I'msorry my drunk/till puke/is useless. put the rest latter.
The next day:
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Post by: Stadekxiel on April 11, 2013, 11:54:37 pm
Post by: vyznev on April 12, 2013, 07:28:09 am
I'm going to eat, check out the fortress and start drinking. I will probably continuously edit this post. I am also very prone to distraction when I'm the least bit inebriated so don't expect miracles. Any challenge stuff I should make note of?
I think the challenge is to make it through a year without passing out or killing the fort. :D But do feel free to build yourself an impressive (and/or incomprehensible) legacy. Maybe a mist generator in the dining hall? Or a massive goblin grinder (preferably not in the dining hall :D). Or finish the pump stack and flood the surface with magma!
anyways I'msorry my drunk/till puke/is useless. put the rest latter.
Most excellent. :D Don't worry about not finishing the year, that happens. Looking forward to the rest of the update once you're feeling better.
Post by: Bobnova on April 12, 2013, 09:31:07 am
Also, deciciated dwarves have been an issue before! Dessicated, anyway.
Post by: Stadekxiel on April 12, 2013, 10:09:51 am
What he said. I barely managed three days in game, myself. (though that's likely because I was so drunk I couldn't see straight before I even downloaded the fort :P)anyways I'msorry my drunk/till puke/is useless. put the rest latter.Most excellent. :D Don't worry about not finishing the year, that happens. Looking forward to the rest of the update once you're feeling better.
Post by: Ruhn on April 12, 2013, 11:28:30 am
10:05 what forgotten beast? argh I forgot how much I liked that intro.Does this mean we have a FB, or that there were rumors of a FB that are not true?
Post by: Bobnova on April 12, 2013, 02:29:45 pm
Half tempted to take a turn tonight.
Half tempted to not have a hangover tomorrow for disc golf.
Post by: Necrisha on April 12, 2013, 03:00:54 pm
I think my legacy is the next player instantly loading up a migrant wave and booze/easy meals running on auto. Also a cage on the farming level where all the puppies/kittens are being stashed for FPS purposes. I think I marked a possible vamp but I haven't checked through everybody. there are still three ghosts running about and slabs are being made. last time I checked therapist I made sure the most unhappy individuals had time to check out the dinning room. the mayor still needs his dinning room and crap. Also I slept through the elves... I don't even know if there's an ambush around- one kobold was killed, one escaped with nothing. the female parent with babies are named breeder, I played fairly conservatively.
I will be adding pictures to the above post. here's the file:http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7565 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7565)
EDIT: to this
Does this mean we have a FB, or that there were rumors of a FB that are not true?
a stupid dorf got scared and cancelled, supposedly because of an FB. I never actually saw it in the units list so not sure what to say really.
Post by: Stadekxiel on April 15, 2013, 12:33:17 am
As the previous
Alright, time to try this again and with any luck I'll get a bit more done this time. Starting sober to download the fort and load it up. Wish me luck!
I've got a bottle of Captain Morgan and a 2-liter of orange soda, a combination a friend assures me tastes just like a creamsicle:
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Time to pour the first drink... :o That is good.
*A very short time later* First cup down, on to the game!
First thing's first, I better dorf myself before I forget how to spell my name.. I think I'll take one of the mechanics. Stadek Idsat, has a nice ring to it, I like it.
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Right, now to take a nice long look at the fort itself.. The hell? you'd think it'd be easier to make sense of this shit with only one drink... fuck it, I'm chuggine this cup. Yummy XD
(Note, I'm not sure how much I'm putting in each cup, but it's a 750 ml bottle, and it'll be gone by the end of my turn, or rather sooner at this rate.)
Lessee... tfirst order of buisness is to build my dorf a nicer room.
Didn't know where the lever for the outer bridge is, so I just build another (Almost directly below it, whoever is up later) Starting to feel pretty good, if anyone is wondering.
Posting what I've got for now before I lose it (or someone ursurps me accidentally) Where are the workshops?
Made a new stockpile for just wood, I didn't like it cluttering the main one so much.
Uh oh, puppies. Puppiesplosion maybe?
By the way,m is there any way to auto pause once a month comes up?
Oh, they's why the new wood stockpile didn't get anything. Who made a new wood stockpile without removing wood from the main stockpile?
nother drink ,too weak needs more alcohold..
would now be a good time to state I'm a noob? Im still on my first fortress, which is at 1.5 years, so expect !fun!
I think I started around 11:30. It's 1am and i dont ave any clue ewwahts going on.. shit, that[s some bad typing..
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Danm it, I said that earlier, didn't I'?. screw t, I'll do this shit even if it gives me alcohol poisining (uliikely, gor thouse of ypou worried... I dring a lot more most times regatdless of how I seem.)
awting for mote than 3 idlers for thje next shiznet.
Wait! Sqving then editing once again afterward.
For the record, this is the point where I even sat I'm drunk. this is where the !fun! starts, my friends.,
In oteer news, I am done with half my bottle of captain morgasn... I started at a bit past 11:30 and it's now 1:11.
Ive dtuck prise. whatr's prais?
shit. Aban Cattenzugob has been found dead, dehydrated. I better tell these alcoholics some drinking holes naw.<
shit how do you o that?
WOOT i figured it out. I then W!
why the hell did he get dehydrated? he has drinks, accotding to 'z'... is it teh vvampire?
starting to get tired.. and I'm barelt speloing badlty now...
Sjit!b coml=plerely unrelated=, gimme somethin to listen to plz...
however many times I say galena, forgive me, Im just triying to make sire I rmeer it.
Okay, at this point, I have no ide what's going on. I'm actully surpicesed I can type staraght.. Somewhat. The Stray dog has been slaughtered >(
gotta take a piss (sorry fotr the t.m.i. crowd out there.
'kay, can'ty see staraight nawm... wow that saw bad.. back to df, no more narrartating..
Need to get all this stine up naw.
where the hell is the stockpile for that shiz?
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(for the frcord, that's the third time II've typed into the forumj without switching to df...
aww.. stray dog has been slaughteres.. how cruel.
for the recod, did the miners get exempt from hauling?
Edit: Unknown: was gonna say something, but forgot, sorry. there is a certain wall that is not being broken...
adding 'miner ' tp evertyone whose bored... (no job(
something tells me thiss gonna end badlty... one way or antoerh.,
Post by: Siquo on April 15, 2013, 02:28:23 am
bottle of captain morgasn...Ghegheghe :)
For related music, I recommend Korpiklaani: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ
Post by: Stadekxiel on April 15, 2013, 10:20:27 am
something tells me thiss gonna end badlty... one way or antoerh.,
In other news, excuse myt internet connectiuo, weve been having issued which I can barely fix sober. will try all I can think of to get aback on to df..
Well I saw a few friends on facebook. I'll be baclk to screw this back u-p later ,my friendw.
Dan it.. Screwed up all my tabs. One sec, guys/.
Distracted and buzzed on facebook. Just a little while, friends...
Okay, thejn... distracted by facebooks., in other news, my closest friends are doing better than I am, annoying as it is,.
Well,m that was half an hour wasted by chatting witl old friends.,.
Well.. .Fukc. I ned more alcohol to continue this shit.
roughly 11:45 tpo 12:45, facebook chatting with old frinds.
WEll damn. Too muych timne on facebook, can;t remembver what the hwll I was doing.
Some asshole has been found devoif fo blood. shizz...
whell.. fukc. where was I>
shit, almost spilled my drink..
another stray has been slaughtyeres :(
I think Im uzed.
EDIT: SOMETHIJG: save smpt..
FINAL EDIT:Aaand I woke up at 10am, finding myself still buzzed and firefox screwed up and stopped responding at an unknown point during the night, so I'm unsure how much I did before I collapsed. Will upload in a bit.
FINAL FINAL EDIT: Jeex, I got a fair aamount done, but I still didn't last long, damn it all. My playstyle of "Pause until you have it done" doesn't work well while drunk. I don't remember much of note happening to take screenshots of, but from the looks of it, I killed all the war dogs somehow.
Siquo: Thanks for the tunes, I found your link open in another tab despite no memory of clicking it, so I must have liked it :D
Here's the save. This time I made it from Galena to Sandstone. A definite improvement over last time :P: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7577 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7577)
By the way, whoever's next, you have a dwarf screaming about wood, metal bars, and bone. Good luck.
Post by: Ruhn on April 16, 2013, 12:12:08 pm
======================
Progress Update:
drunkER fortress Begins
Year One: Demdemeh (+Wife)
Year Two Start: Bobnova
Year Two Winter: Flanderbland
(abandoned)
War Gods Era
Reclaim: Ruhn
Year One Finish: Vyznev
Year Two: Korbac
Year Three Spring: Vyznev
Year Three Finish: Dolwin
3 Days: Stadekxiel
Year Four Spring: Necrisha
Year Four Mid: Stadekxiel
Post by: Impedocles on April 16, 2013, 02:46:00 pm
Post by: Trif on April 16, 2013, 04:01:35 pm
Post by: Bobnova on April 16, 2013, 06:43:43 pm
If you're drunk or actively drinking and nobody is actively taking a turn, it's your turn :D
Post by: enisea on April 21, 2013, 11:54:16 am
So, here is the menu:
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Chinese vodka has some mechanical taste, though it's interesting. Passing to the beer.
Btw, to the right is some home-made blueberry vodka. I'm not sure i'll have some today, but the taste is great.
Trying to drink the beer fast to get to the right condition.
Lost the SD card of my camera somewhere.
The beer starts to do its job, the SD card was in the laptop, the obvious place for it to be.
Russian beer is strong enough, i feel I shall start my turn soon.
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Now i'll go get a look at the fortress. The beer is almost finished, so I have had the beer and a little bit of Chinese vodka to start with. I have already unpaused it for a second before the drinks to be sure it works. Now I'll take a look.
The smelters seem uneffective. Need some replanning.
Mu husband took a look at the fort and found an atom powerstation. I've never had one before! He suggest to construct a collider.
The moody dwarf seems to have all he needs. Just needed to remove the siege alert.
The first beer beer has fnished :(
Renamed Minkot Tosisomething to Farmer/Gem. He is good at that, why use him for something else?
Does someone want to be dwarfed? Tried to search this thread but it's hard to read.
Forbade everything in that water-hell-hole. Where's the craftdwarf's workshop? Need slabs. And, why do we need power in the cemetery?
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Renamed some dwarfs according to profession. Why is Kib Thunsomething with almost no skills a squad leader? Going to reform squads.
Edem Litsomething is the new leader of the Geared Waves.
That's it, a vile force of darkness has arrived! It's the 16'th Timber, half-past the second beer. There are hammergoblins and a macegoblin, total 7. Meanvile
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Nope, not 7, 15.
Just before the battle:
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Next picture, you can see my vodka and Moscow at night. The darkness is Moscow.
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So, let the great battle begin!
Who's dwarf is Peregar? He doesn't seem to do well in the battle, I hope we will save him. The pther dwarfs seem to be doing well, 11 goblins left.
The goblins are running away!
I am sorry, Peregar is dead. He fought well, don't know why only with an iron shield.
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Post by: Siquo on April 21, 2013, 02:38:56 pm
Post by: Stadekxiel on April 21, 2013, 03:29:37 pm
Post by: enisea on April 21, 2013, 03:50:17 pm
:o That alcohol.. Impressive. What's this about an atom powerstation? Oh yea, the bridge lever is directly one z level below the bridge.My husband called this the atom powerstation
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Winter is here! No dwarven caravan, perhaps it cancelled coming due to the siege.
So I began the construction of a nice workshop area to memorize my rule. Also dwarfed myself, took the mayor.
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Where are the carpenters workshops? I know we have two. Ordered three more built at ground level near the wood stocks. Need bins!
Ordered the caravan way to be floored so we don't get trees growing in the way.
I made myself a cozy home near the brook.
Dwarfed my husband as Invidia
A vile force of darkness has arrived! Again. This time we have goblin bowman, so I will rely on the bridge.
So, the bridge is closed. Looks like everyone is inside. We'll wait till the goblins leave. I think we'll wait till spring and our turn end as well.
It looks like all the dwarfs spend all their time storing items. No iddlers all year round.
I have a small headake. But it's spring soon, and I thing my turn will end at that moment.
So the goblins saw the bridge is risen and sit waiting at the border of the map.
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Summary: Some minor constructions built, some room dug out, a mood suсcessful, a siege fought and a second one locked out.
Update: Stopped the game like at 2:30 yesterday night. Woke up at 11 a.m. I feel excellent! An old Russian proverb says that beer without vodka is a waste of money. At least, beer with vodka is quite nice. Thank you for the great idea of the drunk game. The idea "first drunk first served" is also nice. Next player, you have the goblins to deal with. And I think the archers squad needs some managing, they didn't seem to shoot at goblins.
Post by: Demdemeh on April 22, 2013, 08:18:13 am
Post by: Bobnova on April 22, 2013, 09:52:05 am
The power station was intended for my first attempt at a pump stack. The power station worked perfectly, the stack never got finished.
I enjoyed the turn! A fairly productive turn, too.
Post by: Ruhn on April 22, 2013, 04:59:20 pm
I believe this is the Spring of year 5, which is perhaps the longest a single fort has gotten.
Keep up the great work, fellow drunks.
Post by: Bobnova on April 27, 2013, 02:45:18 pm
I'll need to get more vodka, I seem to be allergic to red wine, or at least this red wine. So much for being a responsible adult with my drinking.
Post by: Bobnova on April 27, 2013, 09:38:04 pm
Supplies:
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF7/supplies.jpg)
Opened the fort to look around a bit. WTF!?
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF7/1-cat-wtf.png)
First off, WTF is "Ecru"?
Secondly, survivor cat!
Post by: squiddwarf16 on April 27, 2013, 09:42:06 pm
Post by: Bobnova on April 27, 2013, 10:09:25 pm
Not nearly drunk enough yet, only ~2.2oz of vodka into this. First one brutalized my throat, something went horribly horribly wrong.
On the other hand, I haven't eaten since... noon? 8 hours ago. There's a frozne (well, not anymore) pizza in the oven to fix that.
While I wait, I'll play BF3 and take a shot every death.
That should fix that problem.
Puizza came outta the oven (this post sat for a while...), it's cooling now.
Third shot down.
Aiming for 1.0 oz shots.
EDIT:
Made it to summer, no issues so far. Killed me some goggbos, borked a siege, though it borked slightly before the Final Trappolution went into Full Retail Production.
At this point, i have to say I'm drunk. Largely because I'm having minor trouble staying in my chair.
Post by: Bobnova on April 28, 2013, 03:06:22 am
7:34PM: Opened the fort to make sure it works, looked around. WTF happened to this cat?! (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF7/1.png)
8:29PM: OK, six hots in, 4 in the last 20m, I'm ready for this.
Realized I haven't eaten since noon. Oops. Made a frozen pizza, have eaten 2 slives. It's pretty tasty, premium high quality Baron Von Richtoffen Pizza.
8:49: still haven't started yet. Should drink another couple dhots and eat some pizzas and start alraedy.
According to the game, there's a siego on. This could go poorly. WAR CAVE DRAGONS WTF!? (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF7/2.png)
9:05pm: Whaaaaat the hell? The "Marksdwarf" squad has no ammo and will not pick up ammo. Something is FUBAR. I need to recreate.
There's a shitpot of hammergobgobs right outside the wall that I want to shooooooot~ (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF7/3.png)
9:08: HAHA! ROUNDS DOWNRANGE FUCKERS! DIE DIE DIE!!!! Hammergobs are elsewhere, now. Screw them. Now to assassinate the bowgobs.... (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF7/4.pg)
9:09: Taking a shto in celebration.
9:17: Fuck, vampire. DRUNKEN JUSTICE TIME>! I need to make some chains. Also, another shot. Poor dead Asmel. (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF7/4.png)
9:36th: 18 felsite: HA! No more siege. Guess they got bored. The Trap Corridor of Doom isn't complete, I'll hault it, no reason to spend resources. Now that I've broken the siege (first time ever for DDF?) I'll take another shot, and build something. (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF7/5.png)
9:39: Holy crap we have a lot of iron. I know what to do with this! It's time to make STEEL!
If I can, I've never actually managed it before. That's a bit emebarassing to admit, really. I feel pretty pr0 sometimes at DF, but there's a ton of stuff I haven't done. Mostly I'm pro cause I can successfully manage a fortress for ~5 years till it hits 200 d00ds and implodes. Kind n00bish, really. Oh well. (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF7/6.png)
9:45pm: In an effort to find the Iron Bridge lever, I am pulling ever lever oe by one.
Also, the Mayor Enisea Lazlimul has ended a mandate. HOLY SHIT I forgot to dorf people. My bad! I'll take a shot in penance. I'm making a bunch of lead chains for criminals, need to make a jial. Also, I'm going to try to (partially) block off the Pool of Doom.
9:49: Holy crap we have a lot of coffins. Excellent. (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF7/7.png) Built 100 of the.
9:56: ELVES! I SHALL KILL THEM WITH ARROWS AND HAMMERS AND STUFF! Also making some slabs for some ghosts. Also taking a shot.
10:18: whoops, guess I'm female. (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF7/8.png)
10:19: Migrants! Who cares?Dont overload this shit motherfuckers. I'm going to be pissed if it's me that does the fort in for a chance. Gso far I haven't! I ran it into the ground when someone released the Clowns of Clowning, an I set someone up for a Firey Dwarf Failure once (oops), but I haven't officially killed it yet!
10:23p, (2nd galena): holy crap we habe a lot of dogs. Let's see if I can remember how to train em into war gods. also, I'm drunk. Also, I'ma take a shot. I'm confident so I'ma let it run while I acquire my vodka outta the fereezer. The thermocouple thermometer said it was up to 4.,5°C (yes, I have the ascii code for ° memorize, it's alt+248. I have µ memorized too. I do too many computer power supply reviews) so I tossed it into the freezer. Otherwise it'd be sitting next to me wrapped in Armaflex sleeving to keep it nice and cold. Of course I took it out and it had ice all over it, throwing the Thermocouple reading into doubt. i need to rip the calibration trimmer off and find out what calue it is so I can replace it. I'll do it after i take this shot.
10:39PM: MASS REASSIGN! We have like wo fucking metal dorfs. That will not stand. Reassigned 75% of the Fishing Force to Metal Crap. WE NEED STEEL GODDAMNIT! When I see the first steel bar, I'ma take another shot.
10:43: ordered the trade despot dumped. I wonder whre our dump i.s Yay for Madhinehead
11:01: Oh yeah, Dorunk Fortress! Planted a vunch of slabs, taking a shot for it. Some dipshit was just found drowned. Probably related to me trying to close off the Death Pond. taking a shto for it.
11:03pm: Oh shit. Found a thief, assigned kilelrs to it, they found an ambush. GHOLE THE FUCK YP IME! (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF7/10.png)
11:15pm: Seeing as nobody has figured out what my raws edit when I genned the world (ahh the glory, being the dude the genned the Drunker Fortress world. Few peo[ple understand, but it's one hell of a glorious position!), here's a SS with a couple clues: (http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF7/11y.png)
1:26th PM: 11th limestone: Holy jusis crunk I', drik. lol. O hwell, I'm Doing It Right, I guess. In any event we've had a gobbo ChildThief and a Go bboMasterChildThief in the space of a single day, I've deployed The Guards to outside th Iron Gate to thwart future attemps. Fuck their couch.
12:17 am: some 4 (I think) shots later, my attention span has lapsed and I can no longe rmanage DDF.
Dring this turn we have FUCKING DOMINATED a siege, urdred some misc. shitheadsm and genereallled ruled. GP DORFS!
Save: http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/DDF7/DrunkerFortress.zip
Post by: vyznev on April 28, 2013, 02:27:19 pm
oh man this is difficult, lo. Might be a biiiiitn drunk... The current shto level is roughly 2x what is listed below, bere here is the log:
Ooh, excellent! :D
Realized I haven't eaten since noon. Oops. Made a frozen pizza, have eaten 2 slives. It's pretty tasty, premium high quality Baron Von Richtoffen Pizza.
You have pizza named after the Red Baron?
11:15pm: Seeing as nobody has figured out what my raws edit when I genned the world (ahh the glory, being the dude the genned the Drunker Fortress world. Few peo[ple understand, but it's one hell of a glorious position!), here's a SS with a couple clues:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ah, nice... playing with the ethics tags, I see. ;)
BTW, I realized why nobody had commented on my raw changes: they've somehow disappeared entirely! :( My last save has them, but the next one (Dolwin's) doesn't. ??? I think it might be the Lazy Newb Pack's fault -- it seems to overwrite raws if you tell it to update saves to use your current graphics pack.
Anyway, since my attempt at subtlety failed, I might as well reveal what I changed. If somebody wants to reapply the changes I made, here's a patch:
Spoiler: Drunken spelling raw patch: War Gods and Pimp operators (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bobnova on April 28, 2013, 04:04:42 pm
I love watching dead goblins get carted underground, it makes me happy. Elves too, like the caravan I cleaned up.
EDIT:
Yup, Red Baron Pizza is a frozen pizza brand here. Kind of odd, but whatever. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maq4ca0yJ11rrov60o1_1280.jpg
Post by: vyznev on April 28, 2013, 05:56:04 pm
I love watching dead goblins get carted underground, it makes me happy. Elves too, like the caravan I cleaned up.
So can you sell the *chopped elf liver biscuits* back to the elves? ;)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 28, 2013, 08:24:21 pm
I love watching dead goblins get carted underground, it makes me happy. Elves too, like the caravan I cleaned up.
So can you sell the *chopped elf liver biscuits* back to the elves? ;)
It's... uhh, it's draltha!
Post by: Ruhn on April 29, 2013, 11:43:27 am
It is time for me to organize a party at +Lead Table+
For the record, what month is it now?
Post by: Bobnova on April 29, 2013, 05:13:35 pm
Post by: Larix on April 30, 2013, 08:56:55 am
So can you sell the *chopped elf liver biscuits* back to the elves? ;)
As long as you don't mix sawdust into them, no problem.
Post by: Ruhn on May 02, 2013, 10:28:05 pm
Thurshty thursday: strikes again
4 beers, 0 food, why not? Better than the dwarf ratio I hear, anyways.
Maybe a hangover is guaranteed for tomorrow, but I was thurshtey
Figured out how to load the fort, whidch is alsways goodQ!!!
It is 3 sandstone. Sandstone breaks apart pretty easy... but our fort will NOT.
Found a new bedroom level and decided to build some things.
Not sure where our 10000's ovf bars came from, need to fins some thing to build with the metal that we have every where.
Shit. There are 2 new bedroom levels. I'll never finisht this.
Found a huge block of coffins below the beds. Designated them all. Nice work, someone!
I found what looks like a magma pump stack with some power from the neuclear reactor. Might try to build it if we have suppliuer.
There is so much I don't understand.
For some reason my dwarf is a woman, and the manager. I fixed some parts or this.
Last beer, feeling tireer.
We have so many war gods in cages v)v whay>?
Some kind of shit just showed up. Who cares? Not me, no lie.
It killed a fishery worker, but we dropped it! =P Naaa!
A dwarf caravan is coming, is as ked for the guys to move some valueables to the depot, but maybe we hav more to trade.? Good luck next over-see-er.
Took a reak and dwarfed a few people. Probably more we could do but we are doing good righ tnow.
Ending is late autumn <Timber>
Note: Don't forget to trade! And some of the nobles need rooms now.
Save: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7629
((no pictures are important, there are only2))
Post by: Bobnova on May 02, 2013, 11:49:52 pm
That was me with the coffins, I knew I was forgetting something. We have a ton of 'em, I think someone set a shop or two on repeat. A lot of 'em are masterwork I think, I kept seeing a message pop up about some dorf making snazzy stuff.
That's my reactor too, though my feed system was a bit more sedate. And my abandoned pump stack, for that matter :P
We're getting close to year six! Go us!
Post by: Bobnova on May 09, 2013, 02:50:42 pm
Post by: Ruhn on May 10, 2013, 01:10:16 pm
Post by: Dolwin on May 10, 2013, 02:46:13 pm
Post by: Ruhn on May 10, 2013, 05:10:35 pm
======================
Progress Update:
drunkER fortress Begins
Year One: Demdemeh (+Wife)
Year Two Start: Bobnova
Year Two Winter: Flanderbland
(abandoned)
War Gods Era
Reclaim: Ruhn
Year One Finish: Vyznev
Year Two: Korbac
Year Three Spring: Vyznev
Year Three Finish: Dolwin
3 Days: Stadekxiel
Year Four Spring: Necrisha
Year Four Mid: Stadekxiel
Year Four Finish: Enisea
Year Five Start: Bobnova
Year Five Autumn: Ruhn
Post by: Scruffy on May 14, 2013, 03:44:07 pm
I will blunge your carefully crafted fort into the depths of drunkenness and wreck up (Wrex up?) the place like I used to in the earlier days of Drunken fort. Remember that turn during which I destroyed the fort, reclaimed it, passed out and lost up the save and pictures and basically just screwed up the whole fort? It is one of those turns now.
I will stop correcting my spelling errors and start the mayhem soon. 1.5l of 15% stuff down, more to be drunk soon. ;D
Post by: Scruffy on May 14, 2013, 04:43:36 pm
Prepare peasants for the alcohol is coming and your efforts will be insufficient to stop its onsloaught.
Surrender your forts and prepare to be assimilated. We are Scruffy and you will be.. Ah you know what you are in for
Just wait for the next update. Perhaps tonight, perhaps in the morning.
Okay, I admit that i have not been paying attention to the last few turns and hte events of this fort so I am going in blind.
Who should I dorf? Damn. I rememnber thje usual players from half a year ago like it was yesterday but I do not know who I should dorg now
Dmn
Timber
Two or so dwarves, yuour will prodiuce booze and food for hte hordes. The rest? They will mine and produce riches known to the ages! Yesh!
Where will we get the food,. eh? Kill the elves opfcourse! And loot the warves too. Onwards! To glory and booze!
Decpmstructed the depor and stole the dwarven food. Ours#! Yesh! Our food!
Had another large glass of homelade, clear wine. Around 16% stuiff I think.
(I wish I still had some of myu amazing homenade 18% dry homemade mead. Amazing stuff that was)
Time to add these lazy bums some proper jobs, ey?
War. stones eh? Youa re dwarves. It is not like your iwll notice if you are on fire or not. Dig arn it! DIGH!
You klnow what we really need? Candy. Tim eto mine
Assigning areas of candy to be ,ined. I hoe I am right about this,.
I see somethigns what wlooks like a pimp stack. You knwo what this means.
PUMPS! Yeah!
Had to econ a few floors to buld awll s for the bump stack.
Wjat? Steel pipes and pump parts? We have sand! More glass! Yes1 This is how our other piumpstancks were build, this is how this pumpstack will be built! SAND! GRR
MOonstone
More groundlevel farms. We will be self-sufficient!
I may be drunk but not so drunk! Mine miniions! Mine! Warm or not. Mine!
Started building more bridges to sever parts of the worft incase of an emergencyu! Beinbable to sever parts of the vfort is the ckey to survival! Yes!
More magma glass furnaces
Found more candu. Time to mine
OPAL
More candy!" yes
I amn sure hoepe that the previous overseers knew what they were doing with this pimpstack. Continiuoing its building
I usually do it myself from the screwtch. The magma is so close to surface on this map. Heh heh.
I miss my old pumpstack
Stinkhäh Cogsebsduer has beguns a mysterious construct"! Suspece! Tension! Yesh! Mysteruous! It iwill be a scepter or a glove!
Still mining clandy. My sepeciality.
It was a limonie mefchanism with spikes and puictures of itself...
Mor nbrdrooms. Bedrooms
Oh for dwarfs sake. All the existing pumps lkakg a hole to allow hte power taransfer. I have to rebuld the wholse stack. Damn idiiot
I am rebulding this pump stack evne if it is my last deed! O fwonder i the generator is stong enought to handle this.We will see. *Grin! Heh heh
Obsisdioan
Megadeth's versoion of duke Nukem theme? Yes1! I love this tstuff
Berserk child? Ah please. This is everyday occurance
More bedrooms
Had to rebuld te whole pumpstack. Tno hjoles for the piwer transfer
3100 power generator. I think that I like the overser who build that. Yes. Heh heh.. The goblins aand elves will suffer
Granite
A FB
Slate
Clover bergins a bysteruiys construct
Endend up being a throne with pictures of dwarves dieing
It ios nearly finished. Just need a few more corkscrews and engineers to construct the damb things
Felsite
More FBs
Need to quicklöy finish this.
Oops
Clowns. HONK! HOOOOONKh~~!
HONK~!
Sealed thje damn place. Just in taime. M ade the miners masons.
Somthigns they wsim
Tje FB engetred via the magma holes. Killed hte crafters
The FB is dead
Hematie
The puimpstack is closign cokmpeletion
It ALSMOST works.
zThe magm will destroye the mechanistsms. Needs fixing. Crud. So close. Damn
The whole stack ise getthing melted and destroyed! Magma one z-level from the survafce. So close. Backleaking. Desttroeying
Mlachite?
The magma isf kdisapperaing
oher candy spire did nwo hawve a hole. WE MUST DRIG DEEPER!!
Vomit fiends! Viomit! How could thsi happen?
Edit:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7664
Added a tiny bit of missing text (I keep my journal in a text file and did not update the last bit yesterday.
Pics later
Just checked the fortress stocks and why do we have loads of junk. You like tame slugs and wooden banjos, right? Seems like both the elves and dwarves gracefully donated their wares in exchange of being allowed to leave (alive).
Erm. I think that we got three FBs, two got inside the fort and got pummeled to death a swarming wave of beards, vomit and various pieces of clothing. Oh, and over half of the pimpstack is gone
Post by: Siquo on May 14, 2013, 05:46:35 pm
Mining candy and completing a magma pumpstack you don't know what it does or where it goes? What could possibly go wrong?
Post by: Bobnova on May 14, 2013, 10:02:32 pm
The power thing is mine too though, so that balances things a bit!
Don't leave us hanging! What happened next!? Where's the save!?
DRINK AND PLAY MORE?!?
I lol'd a lot :D
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 14, 2013, 10:38:23 pm
Magma could have leaked out and destroyed everything in a sober rage while we stand and scratch our heads. And laughed.
Post by: Scruffy on May 15, 2013, 03:17:10 am
So close...Well, in a way it did. I forgot to seal it properly so magma reached 1 z-level from the surface and then started leaking backwards, melting most of the glass stack. (I hope that someone will try rebuilding it)
Magma could have leaked out and destroyed everything in a sober rage while we stand and scratch our heads. And laughed.
Post by: Xantalos on May 15, 2013, 03:26:24 am
Good job.
Post by: Bobnova on May 15, 2013, 08:59:16 am
Post by: Scruffy on May 15, 2013, 10:06:47 am
I thought glass was magma-safe? How did that happen?Fire-safe. The solid end of a pump acts as a wall and will not be harmed by magma but the pump gets destroyed if magma touches the other part of the pump (Where the pumper stands).
Basically, glass pumps can pump magma but will get destroyed if magma touches the intake side of the pump.
Uploading the save now
Post by: Larix on May 15, 2013, 10:28:22 am
Can it be that some of the pump components weren't magmaproof? Especially in a stack, one pump with, say, a bronze corkscrew near the bottom would be enough; eventually, it would melt and cause all pumps above it to deconstruct.
Edit: totally forgot to mention: that was one awesome turn! Breaching the clown car without losing the fort and _almost_ flooding everything with magma! I wish _I_ could play like this!
Post by: Eric Blank on May 15, 2013, 10:33:01 am
Post by: Ruhn on May 15, 2013, 12:12:49 pm
Let the magma flow!
Post by: Scruffy on May 15, 2013, 02:00:50 pm
Seems like the mention to this has been removed from the wiki (It was there. Removed in an edit few months ago). Must have been incorrect info then.
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A pump made with pipes and screws that are glass or any type of metal, and blocks that are glass, or any type of metal, is safe as long as no magma ever occupies the passable tile of the pump.There also used to be a mention about glass pumps not being able to survive magma on the open space.
I have always presumed that it was like that since it used to be in the wiki (And non-furniture/building glass items still melt in magma
Well, I was wrong
The stack deconstructing must have been either because one of the pumps conteined a non-magmasafe part or most likely because an axel or gear touched magma (axels are wooden) and thus deconstructed everything that was linked to the pump that got power from it. (Damn, I hate that mechanism.)
Post by: falafelsandwich on May 27, 2013, 08:59:12 pm
Post by: squiddwarf16 on May 27, 2013, 09:34:33 pm
Post by: falafelsandwich on May 27, 2013, 09:38:16 pm
Post by: squiddwarf16 on May 27, 2013, 10:09:00 pm
Post by: Ruhn on May 28, 2013, 11:57:23 am
Don't feel obligated to play a full year if you feel like passing out.
Post by: falafelsandwich on May 29, 2013, 11:20:57 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 30, 2013, 01:32:12 am
[-turn redacted-]:(
Post by: Bobnova on May 30, 2013, 10:05:42 am
Post by: falafelsandwich on May 30, 2013, 03:02:08 pm
HOWEVER! I am prepared for tonight :)
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Dwarven%20Beer.JPG)
Post by: Eric Blank on May 30, 2013, 03:08:29 pm
Post by: falafelsandwich on May 30, 2013, 03:27:30 pm
Post by: falafelsandwich on May 30, 2013, 07:23:41 pm
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Dwarven%20Bourbon.JPG)
For some reason the way they show their familiarity with me at the local pub is to pour me more bourbon than I asked for. So after two near-doubles and a Kokanee later, we begin...
DRINKS: 5
(one drink counting as a 12oz. 5% beer)
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9:10pm
Ok, we're starting on the 5th of Malachite, which is the middle of summer. So i'll go until then next year. This might be a good time to reveal that I'm a semi-noob - never worked with Magma, never fought a forgotten beast. So I'm ready for Fun. :)
On that note, I've purposely chosen to ignore all posts about this fortress for maximum surprise.
Opening the Golden Ale. Opening the file.
9:30pm
I have a reputation for holding my liquor that I plan on proving wrong tonight. Sorry for the good grammar.
Wait... you fuckers have already tamed Hell? Geez, what is there left to do.
The engineering going on here is beyond me. Since my predecessors have been focused on improving their own livlihoods at the cost of the planet's expense, it's now time to focus on the dwarves themselves. Are they truly happy in Singedcoal?
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged1.png)
While this is a brilliantly designed... design from the top, the dwarves don't see it from the top, do they? Poor claustrophobic Catten goes through terrible tremors just thinking of his long, narrow bedroom that he has to go to at night. No wonder he's been getting negative thoughts from sleeping on the cave floor!
Immediately queed up a few hundred tables/thrones/beds/cabinets. The new quarters must be masterwork-only.
Tons more cage traps. Didn't you fools know that Armok loves cage traps?! And by God, if I see you standing around without a job, you're now officially eithert a miner or mason.
Following Bax, the forgotten beast for a while. He doesn't do much. Still kind of scary though.
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged2.png)
Births are happening... not a good sign. Going to quit and reload with lower population numbers. Got cocky with my last forterss and ended up at 15fps.
Let me go ahead and give appreciated for the Managed, without whom succession games would be way more of a pain in the ass.
10:00pm
Since you all are better masters of the underworld, I'm going to play with the overworld. Sort of . um
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged3.png)
HOLY FUCK. ASK ME HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT SOME KAOLINITE EARRING.
THe security is a bit lax here for my tastes. About 15 mlilitary swarves... not gonna dop it. More archers I say. Especially with this trhiurvoing steel industry you got going.
BTW listening to Daft Punk during all of this. And the constrsnt 10+ idlers bothers me... when you don't know your dwarves, how can you manage them? It's like being hired as a new boss with employees you've never met before and are all alcohoilcs and have never met you before.
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged4.png)
The new miners are doiung well at thier new projects.
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged5.png)
It takes a morbid dwarf to make his life's crowning acheivement a coffin... but we still appreciate the effort.
NO. SOTP GIVING BIRTH. I SERIOUSLY TURNED BABIES OFF IN LAZY NEWB PACK WHY ARE YOU HERE.
Construction of new beds is going slowly. My turn is all about buearacracy. You were happy before? too bad, you are now being reassigned to your new government quarters
Golden Ale finished. At 7.5% and 25oz, that now beings me to 8 drinks.
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged6.png)
ALL NEARBY TREES MUST BE DEPMOISLIED!@ My predeccsors made som limestone blocks, for who knows why because I'm used to no flux xstone, but they're now becoming paved roads, because we must defeat the overwolred
Queueued up some big serrateds steel discs because those things are AWESOME. Some dwarves suspended consturcition of fortification because they are pansy little bitches
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged7.png)
10:30pm
Roads and outdoor fortificatrions are happening. There's a few forgotten bewasts hanging around... just going to cross my fingers and hope they don't get up to much mischief.
The manager has never experienced thids much load of "create an unlimited amoinut of awesome stuff" before
What? You don't know stone detaileing? Whart were you born in a barn?
BTW, this file has all sorts of weird hacked messages that I'm not used to <_<
For fortifications to work, there needs to be a ditch on the outsifde. This is my apology to the dwarves that started to build the ditch on the inside.
Daft Punnk album edned. Putting on FFIV soundtrack. THIS NOW MUWST BRECOME BARON CASTLE.
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged8.png)
lol whoops backwards
Recipe: to create the ultimate "i don't give a shit about your safety dwarf:"
one part mining
one part wood cutting
one part masonry
one mart stone sdetailing
mix well and realie you can't do minig and wood cutting at the same time
Just spent some time looking at the undewrworld... my predeccors know what they are doing and are clearly taunting hell. now that i'm in charge upstairs, they're looking up at me with contempt, but there's not much i can do about it
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged9.png)
Adding more cage traps downstairs. As long as trhey're imba, why not right? Also, we should start a movemtn to nerf cage traps, because trhey're making traps in genral seems cheap.
11:00pm
The bourbon is overriding the beer, somehow. Listening to a mix of the FFIV and FFVII soundtracks for this. Feel strangely appropriate.
Outdoor security is now top priority, due to Final Fantasy music. This must look like a CASTLE. Plus the archers must make it proud
Also, fuck those lame forgotten beasts that are just chilling underground.. PUSSIES
Just dleted all burrows. Figred that burrows are only worth it if you know exactly what is going on.
Even after deleting them, dwarves still aren't smoothing the floors. IS IT LAZINESS? IS IT?!
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged10.png)
Quered up a few dozen weapon and armor rocks, cuz our masons are badas s and deserve a chance to show off
Goiung to dig lots and lots of defenses on the outsidfe...
Can't decide if I love you or ahet ypi fpr putting the river corssing a mile away from the castle entracne. going to go with love you.
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged11.png)
Let's go ahead and go nuts on the outdoor defenses.
11:30pm
Them evil cat people be approachin on our defenses
(just finished other beer, driunk total 10:)
Ordered up a bunch of armor and weapon racks, to make the place blingin. my predecessors loved diggin channels, so diggin channels i will do. gonna be a boring winter at this rate.
We built a castle, it burned down, sank into the swamp. Let's try to make this one not sink intro the swamnp.
New appreciation for my predecessors' arrangements to keep us from danger. Lots of good engineering here.
Just realized my predecessors have been ignoring th e needs of the nobles. Communists.
...the outer defenses are coming along against Golbez, but what if something comes that we're not prepared for?
Something is feeling ominous...
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged12.png)
12:00am
With the AM comes Zeromus on my playlist. Coincidence?
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged15.png)
Epic dwarven araven comeign in. In awe as to the rourougness. Wish
Oregon Trail had that.
After all this ridiculousness, the new quarters are yet to be carved by the miners.
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged17.png)
I DON'T WANNA DISCUSS MY SITUATION OK
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged18.png)
uh oh...
1:00am
Going to keep it simple and classy for the rst of the night.
Love the way children are so eager to tear down walls.
Too many ghosts. Constructing 300 slabs.
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Next day: Well that was fun, a bit pointless, but still fun.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7708
Post by: Bobnova on May 30, 2013, 11:56:56 pm
Post by: falafelsandwich on May 31, 2013, 02:14:45 am
Post by: Siquo on May 31, 2013, 07:42:53 am
Post by: Ruhn on May 31, 2013, 08:27:58 am
When I last played the surface defences were a great concern for me.
Now I know that my dwarf can stumble around in a drunken stupor without a care.
Post by: falafelsandwich on May 31, 2013, 02:32:21 pm
So... the whole rule of "drink until you are unquestionably inebriated" before starting followed by "continue drinking" led to a state of "passed the fuck out".
Will upload the save later once my headache dies down. Made about 9 months and didn't really accomplish anything, but it was good fun all the same. :)
Post by: Bobnova on May 31, 2013, 02:48:34 pm
The key is to get drunk and then maintain, rather than get drunk and drink faster.
The key to not passing out, anyway.
Not that my Drunk Fortress turns have managed that.
Tip: Playing half an hour of BF3 taking a shot any time you die without scoring a kill can be a real problem.
Post by: falafelsandwich on May 31, 2013, 04:26:14 pm
?????????????
Post by: Ruhn on May 31, 2013, 06:05:24 pm
Post by: falafelsandwich on June 01, 2013, 03:22:54 am
Looks like my successor will have to deal with Eslomerifafa the hairy lizard of regal bearing.
(http://www.theicaruskid.com/bees/Coalsinged18.png)
Did I mention the fortifications are under construction and therefore have about a dozen holes in them?
Post by: IronTomato on June 04, 2013, 11:20:39 am
Post by: Ruhn on June 05, 2013, 08:32:22 am
Read some of the original posts where GWG and some others were talking about sleep deprivation instead of drinking. I think someone should make a Sleepy Fortress. Or Tired Fortress.Everyone loves a good theme, maybe start a new thread to gague interest if you don't feel like running it yourself?
Post by: falafelsandwich on June 06, 2013, 01:24:36 am
Post by: Bobnova on June 06, 2013, 09:14:16 am
Post by: Ruhn on June 06, 2013, 11:42:20 am
We should have the power and dwarf power for some megaprojects also.
Post by: falafelsandwich on June 06, 2013, 04:34:17 pm
Post by: Scruffy on June 11, 2013, 06:07:55 pm
Post by: kisame12794 on June 11, 2013, 06:09:37 pm
Post by: Scruffy on June 11, 2013, 06:17:28 pm
So, I had a few pints of london pride and porter and am currently drinking a glass of home wine.
I currently have half a bottle of Stroh 60 and 2liters of around 16% home wine
Lets see what this fort if made of..
O have absolitely no idea what theese rooms are.
More stripmaiming!
Lets see what the rapist says.
The rapist says that our fort is a bunch of lazy bums either vomiting or being on cleaning duty to wipe the vomit.
All 129 of em.
Wouldn't have it anyu other way
Just drank another glass of home wine
Great! Our pimpstack is nearly complete. Ordered the last dozen pumps to be constructed and plucked the holes
THE MAGMA MUSRT FLOW!
Buigger means better, yes? More bedrooms! We need 130 of em!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
More militia. I hope they wre not importnat dorfs. They will die like the rest! BARUK ARMOK! URIS AIMENU!
Nealry all of our miners died because the prefious overseer told them to digf a ditch without any way out. They starved in holes
Also, I think tha hald of our coffisn are full od dea cats
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Did yuo know that wthe are 20 words in the dwarven language for indstury and scinece? SCIENCE! MORE MAGMA! MORE METAL!
#WE SHALL INJECT IT INTO OUR VERY BODIUES! WE SHALL! YES!
More picks! Cna't mnind and all the old ones are in hte ditcht we can't reach!
See those corpses? All of em our legendayr miners stufck armosk nkiowns for how long. Sigh
Migrants? Go way! GO WAYA!
Great. Now we have 149 lazy bums! Good that most od them will e dead soon
What is thsi all crap we have=? Why do we even keep makgins thins styff?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WE HAVE BEEN COOKING OUR BOOZW! OH NOES!
I need more booze. Another glasse
Militia! CKILL the inviding stulug men!
Why is 60% of our militia carrying eithe babies or ducks?
ELES! ELVES! BURN EM! YES½ MUST finish the pump to burn em
Ambush! How the hell did they even sget in hterh?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Tume ti fight or die militia. Half of you will nto see utill morning., Die and let the hnest peasant carryí your spear
Goblin killed by coblin cap bolts..
Snatchers? #Why? Just take em! We have enough already
Artifancs
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
;pre a,mbushes. Let them figh5
i suppese we lost some dwarves. I do not care. They are expendavble. We habve over a hundred more waiting to die
Wgy should I wvoid killing those poor bastards anyay? They will just send us more. They alwayd do
Still no proper mining. Need to mine to get the bumps going. Damn it
More drinks. most of the wine is gone
Tge tsgtole kids. No matter. Keep em! JUSRT DO NOT BRING THE BLASTED BUGGESR BACK! DO NOT REWTUREN THE CHILKDREN!
>>More drinks. 4 in 30mins i think
Oops. Why did someone build a stairwau in the river one z.level above?
HURRAY! THe dwaves are getting their once per decaede shower!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Agter alot of micromanagement I maneged to seal the oole
Parts of te gortd ar enusable though because ofrthe huge flood
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The clowns. They skeep staring atr me! This will not staned!
Idea
Clwons in the depths, FB in the basement...
EÖt tje, jloöö eacj ptjer!r!
Yes
KILL each other! yse
They are going to write songs about our deeds! Yes! Sonfs.
Not sure what kind thouhg
I thinks the fortress is mostlu leak proof and will not let the creatues in. i think
Ahh! Borch and booze! Well, it is actually a comgination od boch and seljenka but that does not matter! I lpve it and it tastes good with booze
;pe floros to finish the survafce eneterence
Oops, the magma forges
Not again., More fbsd. Time to relsease the de3mons and perhaps the magma too
Damn. 3 of em in a row
Oh, the piumps are ready
FB kildd most dorfs in the forges
No worries. Only 5 dead. They are expendable
4th FB this round
How does a robe reed robe lotche itself in a FBz face?
Who made that ohole to the cabers? So many dead!
Killed 3fb. So many dea. Why the hole to the caers?
Walllning off a part of the caverns. Then releqaseing the horde of clowns! HONK! HOINK! For THE HONKNOTHEr! HONKLmther PRAISE! KILL ALL NON:_CLOWN!
Most of the militia died. Poor suckers. More to take their oplace
Whre are the elves? Wi forgot to setal their stuff! Damn
Had a glass or two
Oops.
RTh clowns kind of expaced.
WWell, the fort is safe, Justr a but .., crippled
No biggie
Another glass
SO MUCH LIFECSTONECK! CATs, cow,s goats, pigs.. So much. All of them without ofwenrs. All owrners died in the clown riots 2013
12.06.13 remember always
Heh heh. 1,5l of 16% wine, a few pinmt sf prter and a few S troh 60% later I find myself qyuit drunkj
DA;N IT! THEY CAME UP VIA THE MAGMA PUMP! THJEY CAME!
Ther last dorf standing
They are all dead
Not qyuite sure how long that turn was
Amnyway, they are dead. Al dead. HONK
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7752 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7752)
Post by: falafelsandwich on June 11, 2013, 07:48:45 pm
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Nealry all of our miners died because the prefious overseer told them to digf a ditch without any way out. They starved in holes
Whoops :P
Post by: Scruffy on June 11, 2013, 07:59:18 pm
It wad you, wasnt it? A fort without anyone with mining skill :oQuoteNealry all of our miners died because the prefious overseer told them to digf a ditch without any way out. They starved in holes
Whoops :P
I like yuour style
Post by: falafelsandwich on June 11, 2013, 08:21:11 pm
Post by: Bobnova on June 11, 2013, 11:56:59 pm
Can't say I expected that to be how the pimpstack I started would kill the fort.
Post by: Scruffy on June 12, 2013, 10:38:55 am
Post by: Ruhn on June 12, 2013, 11:38:11 am
======================
Progress Update:
drunkER fortress Begins
Year One: Demdemeh (+Wife)
Year Two Start: Bobnova
Year Two Winter: Flanderbland
(abandoned)
War Gods Era
Reclaim: Ruhn
Year One Finish: Vyznev
Year Two: Korbac
Year Three Spring: Vyznev
Year Three Finish: Dolwin
3 Days: Stadekxiel
Year Four Spring: Necrisha
Year Four Mid: Stadekxiel
Year Four Finish: Enisea
Year Five Start: Bobnova
Year Five Autumn: Ruhn
Year Six Start: Scruffy
Year Six Finish: FalafelSandwich
Year Seven: Scruffy
(Fortress Has Fallen?)
Post by: Scruffy on June 12, 2013, 12:38:49 pm
Post by: Bobnova on June 12, 2013, 12:49:16 pm
Who's going to embark next?
This was the first embark of a new worldgen, wasn't it? Should be plenty of good places left. A volcano maybe...
Post by: Ruhn on June 17, 2013, 08:55:35 am
Think of all the things we can DO with !!MAGMA!!
(Also, the highly increased risk of melting the entire fort)
Post by: Scruffy on June 17, 2013, 09:15:35 am
Finding a volcano site might be the way to go, especially since I don't think we've done one yet?Volcanoes, eh?
Think of all the things we can DO with !!MAGMA!!
(Also, the highly increased risk of melting the entire fort)
Reminds me of our first few fortresses.
I love the smell of burning beards in the morning.
Post by: Ruhn on June 17, 2013, 04:54:43 pm
Post by: Bobnova on June 17, 2013, 06:00:43 pm
Admittedly, so did the first pump stack.
Post by: Dolwin on June 20, 2013, 08:36:49 am
Post by: Scruffy on June 20, 2013, 12:58:01 pm
Does the new fort location have to be chosen while drunk as well? Based on my previous playing attempt, choosing a halfway decent starting location while hammered would be.... difficult.I suppose that the next player can search for a suitable dorfen habitat while sober before starting the turn. We have done it before
Post by: LittleJP on June 20, 2013, 04:10:01 pm
Post by: Scruffy on June 20, 2013, 05:03:10 pm
If I remember my thread reading correctly, the last time you guys did a search while drunk ended in an evil embark.Good times
Post by: kisame12794 on June 20, 2013, 05:15:44 pm
Post by: Dolwin on June 20, 2013, 05:56:59 pm
Spoiler: Door #1 (click to show/hide)
The only aquifer-less volcano I saw. Insanely high cliffs, scorching heat. I embarked just to see what it looked like. Caravans would be an issue.
Spoiler: Door #2 (click to show/hide)
Lots of goodies here it seems. Hot untamed wilds however. Very flat. Probably what I would pick if playing sober. Ominous water is a plus.
Spoiler: Door #3 (click to show/hide)
Temperate location, but not as much fun stuff it appears. Pretty flat as well.
Pick your poison. I plan on taking a crack at this again tomorrow unless I get vetoed or someone goes first :)
Post by: Scruffy on June 20, 2013, 06:40:56 pm
Flat and untamed sounds good. No volcano is a pity but embarking on an area with heightdifferences might be unwise when drunk. It is hard to keep track of the surrounding if it is split between a dozen z-levels ::)Spoiler: Door #2 (click to show/hide)
Lots of goodies here it seems. Hot untamed wilds however. Very flat. Probably what I would pick if playing sober. Ominous water is a plus.
Well, it is up to the next player to decide
Post by: Xantalos on June 20, 2013, 06:48:53 pm
Post by: Bobnova on June 21, 2013, 08:00:44 am
It's embarker's choice though. Flat would be a refreshing change too.
Post by: Sineporfa on June 25, 2013, 04:31:46 pm
Post by: Scruffy on June 25, 2013, 04:39:41 pm
I vote for Door #1 and would like to join this madness. When is it going to start?When ever you wish to get drunk.
Post by: Ruhn on June 28, 2013, 01:06:12 pm
Anyone feeling thirsty?
Post by: Siquo on June 28, 2013, 05:02:37 pm
Post by: Kamin on June 29, 2013, 11:47:03 pm
<3
Post by: Scruffy on June 30, 2013, 10:46:57 am
Wow, this is still going! Good to see after my 4 month absence--the People's Republic will drain a man, to be sure. I threw the new embarks up in the polls, but whoever goes next can pick if they feel like ignoring the results (as there may not be many votes, anyways).Good to see that you haven't completely disappeared. ;D
<3
Post by: Scruffy on July 02, 2013, 12:20:32 pm
Post by: Bobnova on July 02, 2013, 05:55:50 pm
Post by: Ruhn on July 03, 2013, 11:42:38 am
Have we had a Scruffy Embark yet?From my notes Scruffy did a reclaim during the first world.
There seems to be a fair amount of agreement that we lay the current fort to rest and start anew.
Embarks #1 and #2 are tied on votes right now.
Post by: Sineporfa on July 03, 2013, 12:01:09 pm
Post by: Bobnova on July 03, 2013, 01:28:48 pm
That's the current one I'm pretty sure.
Post by: Krevsin on July 03, 2013, 04:35:04 pm
May I claim a dorf?
Name: Krevsurist
Proffession:whatever your military has to offer.
Post by: Ruhn on July 03, 2013, 04:57:17 pm
The link Bobnova just posted is the correct current fort. Beware of circus.
Post by: Krevsin on July 03, 2013, 05:11:21 pm
Claiming dorfs is always allowed, and no need to claim a turn in advance just find a computer.The trouble is, i am several miles away from the nearest computer because i am writing this on a phone.
The link Bobnova just posted is the correct current fort. Beware of circus.
Post by: Ruhn on July 03, 2013, 05:26:40 pm
I see now, next time then!Claiming dorfs is always allowed, and no need to claim a turn in advance just find a computer.The trouble is, i am several miles away from the nearest computer because i am writing this on a phone.
The link Bobnova just posted is the correct current fort. Beware of circus.
Post by: Sineporfa on July 03, 2013, 07:59:05 pm
Spoiler: Door #1 (click to show/hide)
The only aquifer-less volcano I saw. Insanely high cliffs, scorching heat. I embarked just to see what it looked like. Caravans would be an issue.
Can't find "The Flowery Mire" in the save. Do i need any mods? The map looks the same as in the screenshot though. Also, that tileset confuses me.
Post by: Dolwin on July 04, 2013, 02:09:10 pm
Post by: Sineporfa on July 04, 2013, 04:57:28 pm
Post by: Kamin on July 05, 2013, 11:40:47 pm
Thanks, I was totally blind for that yellow X and searched in the middle of the map. But not consuming ethanol the next days, sorry.
You should be.
Post by: Shakerag on July 09, 2013, 11:57:41 pm
Post by: Shakerag on July 10, 2013, 02:59:23 pm
Prematurely ran out of alcohol this week due to early week roughness, but grocery trip is Friday, and I'll be stocking up specifically for this.
Since I plan on getting silly anyway, might as well break out the ghost pepper salsa to snack on while playing. Here's to hoping the second jar will be less painful.
Post by: Bobnova on July 10, 2013, 03:00:41 pm
Uploading you can do a test if you want, practice with a text file or something.
Looking forward to your turn!
Post by: Sineporfa on July 12, 2013, 12:28:41 pm
this is the current save. It contains the world without active fortress:
Spoiler: Save (click to show/hide)
Here are the current embark options:
Spoiler: Embark Options (click to show/hide)
How to do it:
Spoiler: How to do it (click to show/hide)
Have !!fun!!
Post by: Shakerag on July 12, 2013, 11:54:08 pm
We're starting off the evening with .. um .. hang on, lemme check.
Okay! 4-ish shots of Burnett's Vodka mixed with Minute Maid blueberry pomegranate juice. This is my typical drink of choice. Although I usually use strawberry vodka, but I had to get the 1.75L bottle of regular this week in preparation of this event. Working up a buzz and then we'll go from there. Currently listening to Empire of the Sun and reading The Voynich Hotel manga.
I have to, unfortunately, delay the ghost pepper salsa. Got things I need to do outside tomorrow. But I have some awesome vegan white cheddar flavored puffs to snack on instead.
Post by: Bobnova on July 13, 2013, 01:54:59 am
How's it going?
Post by: Shakerag on July 13, 2013, 07:46:35 pm
Post by: Bobnova on July 13, 2013, 08:22:23 pm
Have at it!
Post by: Shakerag on July 14, 2013, 09:17:45 am
Okay, found it. Let's hit this.
Our civililzation is totally going to be "The Basement of Bodices". Yes, I know "the Arena of Cudgels" sounds badass, and "The lenses of Stilling" is
kind of cool, and even "The Hame of Hegemons" is ... wait, what the fuck was that last one? Screw it. We're Basement Bodices.
I think I should mix up another of what I just had. Except this one I shouldn't just chug down. But ... delicious blueberry pomegranite juice ... >_<
Okay, I dorfed "Krevsurist" and myself. Let's see what trouble we can get into. Kervsurist is going to be .. ehh, something. And military.
Made a half-strength of what I started with. I think I'll nurse it for a bit.
Congrats Krev, you're a crossbow dwarf and teacher. May you teach the rest of these poor bastards how to shoot straight.
Om nom bnom I love this juice and vodka.
Okay, nearly done with setting up emark. And next drink.
We are ... "Inkmastered"! Yay?
Okay, ho,ly shit, this is very much so not a flat map.
I think I'm up to about 6 shots or so now. My measurements are not particularly exact. Hoewever, I am feeling MIGHTY fine right now.
Beginning to strike the earth. Aww yeah.
--- ROUND 2 ---
Okay, starting off the same as before, drink-wise.
So, what the hell ahppened while I was out?
Oh, we have migrants. okay, to work with you all!
And now, assigning some nobles.
[1]
:(
[2]
Oh for FFS, will someone kill that vulture?
Hb]]\\\
Uhh. I think we're out of food now. Sheeet.
------------------------------------------------
Will flesh out more later.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7830
Post by: Ruhn on July 16, 2013, 04:51:54 pm
Post by: Scruffy on July 18, 2013, 10:34:06 am
It would be a shame if something ..scruffy was to happen to it
Post by: Xantalos on July 18, 2013, 01:01:23 pm
Post by: Scruffy on July 18, 2013, 04:22:00 pm
Edit: M'okay, I suppose that I should get started
Post by: Scruffy on July 19, 2013, 02:41:29 pm
I don't have much to drink though. 3 5dl bottles of Thatchers vintage cider (7,4%) and a canister of my own 17% red/white currant homebrew.
Galena
Damn, this place has steep. Well, that just means that we will have to construct our dwarven GRAND STAIRS! FROM MAGMA TO THE PEAK OF THE MOUNTAIN! WITH MAGMA! Yes, magma..
The volcano is pretty far away. I have to think of a way of bringing it closer..
Took a break to get a bit more intoxicated. See? I was able to spell that
Did the previous overseer use dfhadk or something for assignemnts? Orders are acting wonky. Dorfs are doing what they are not ordered to and ignore what they should be doing. LIke broken workflow or something
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spent foever desionging a way to transfer livejuice to our grand staris.
It will be my turn's main projkect
MORE MINRES
MINERS
Starvimng
No food
We are eating dimple cub seeds
Limestone
Morea slaves!
Temporarry workshispps
Dirt was far away. Took forever to find suitable land
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Farms are up and runnigns
CARAVAN! YEFU! UES! I mean YES!
Finally some suckers to steal food from
HYehuehueheh heh
Those sucker drorfs. The CHEESE IS OURS NOW!
Obsidia
Liason. Screw him
The magmaholes are nearly ready. Now we just need a connectiong to the colvao. Volcano
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Bedrooms getting closer to being finished. (And I am almost sobering up. I am far from sober but I can write and compared to my usual turns taht is damn sober. I think that i might even be ale to bost the save without sleepi9ng and suffiring from a hangover for 16hours and just do it after the turn.) U beed to drink MORE!
"Stopped production, drink." Arent terse from using dghack or somthing fror setting procuction orders? #Damn. I don't currently have it so it is messign things up. What did you do previous orverseer?
Slate
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
MOAR SLAVES
Dem dorfs man, dem dorfgs
A KOBOLD blahblah has come!
FEAR THE NIGHT
obsidian
ELVES! LEafe none alive!
THEIR WOODDN CARAVANS BURN SO NICELY!
KOBOLDS! We have kobolds! KILL THEM ALL!
WAits,! No! DO NOT HURT MY LOVELY LITTLE ONES! WE LOVE EM! Kill ebvery dorf who dares to attack my lovely kobold! MY LovelIESA!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
YES! IT IS DONE! WE HACE THE VOLACEONE TAPPED! MAGMA!
BURN!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE dorf and his schickens shall sfuffer!
RUhn crawted the least amuzing bracelet I have sen in a while. Pyrite encrusted with purite. That is all
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE MAGMA IS COMING! YES! AND JUS IN TIME TO END THE RURN
you can nenver have too many miners. 8 miners fishing the fort desigh so much faster than 2
Arranged thie militia
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 03:50:14 pm
not sure how much i drank yet, thinking about 8 or so beers (dutch sized) (ie: 0,3l).
My typing is starting to get nasty (still correcting ((cant help it)))) but feelin to sober for a turn (i still realise 1 urist is both a dwarf and a unit of mass --> way to sober)
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 03:53:11 pm
i cant seem to find the executable yet, so gonna see if i get DF enough to make this work anyhow
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 03:55:46 pm
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 03:56:45 pm
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 03:59:25 pm
prolly gonna start stopping to correct my spelling when de DL is complete(my spelling is terrible even when sober so i hope i make some sense)
(if not ask sicko. he can prolly deceifer my babblin (pieter G)
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 04:02:08 pm
...
Danm veterans...
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 04:03:41 pm
Post by: Scruffy on July 19, 2013, 04:21:01 pm
ack just noticed scruffy, maybe he's the reason i cant get this to workYes, just blame the poor ol' Scruff' ;)
...
Danm veterans...
btw scruffy, if you from amsterdam, we need to drink more beer! :)I have quite enough. 10l of homewine but it has not matured yet and 25l canister of strawberry wine nearly ready for aging a few months.
Damn I need to drink more. I am starting to make sense.
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 04:21:44 pm
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 04:22:10 pm
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 04:24:10 pm
ack just noticed scruffy, maybe he's the reason i cant get this to workYes, just blame the poor ol' Scruff' ;)
...
Danm veterans...btw scruffy, if you from amsterdam, we need to drink more beer! :)I have quite enough. 10l of homewine but it has not matured yet and 25l canister of strawberry wine nearly ready for aging a few months.
quotesa are hard, but is this drink iaround ? i mean where is it and stuff. ( not lookijnhgat the screen whikletyping help i think)
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 04:27:59 pm
(so typos seem to indicate so evn to myself)
(already starting to ytpe to motepad i think for monrnig greatsuccespost, hopefully sowhatlegibily
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 04:29:44 pm
i think i got the old garde names here gonna look a fex pages back for recent dwarf
(recent might get preverence if i feel like it!)
Kamin
Siquo
Jervill
Wrex
Clover Magic
Bobnova
Scruffy
Wrex
rcmgames
Ruhn
Absynthe7
Renofox
AnimaRytak
Naryar
Graebeard
codyorr
recent posters:
krevsin
sineporfa
dolwin (isnt he olg gaurd?)
shakerag
falafelsandwicht
LIFE!!! (he's here now, mervy on his beard!)
Xantalos
scrufffy tooo
Post by: Scruffy on July 19, 2013, 04:47:36 pm
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 04:51:14 pm
(havent got the save to work yet anyway)
(is it an actual save?)
will take one or two more drinks in the mean time (not as drunk as my typing suggests). (typing without backspace is horrible for my) (doing that in notepad not here for efficiencies sake)
(and because i think i'm not thatdrunk yet (debatable)
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 05:04:26 pm
Post by: Scruffy on July 19, 2013, 05:12:27 pm
if there is anyone sober out there, plz elaborate how to get the save working (i was expecting copy the folder into /data/saves/whatever-the-fort-is-callled byt this doesnt seem to work (on the version from page 119 form sineflora)1,Download the asave
2. Unpack it. Take the folder folder containing hte files (some programs create an extra folder with the name of the .rar)
place it in the saves
DO THIS TO MY SAVE THATR WILL BE UP IN about 1h
Post by: Xantalos on July 19, 2013, 05:16:15 pm
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 05:19:38 pm
execlent!if there is anyone sober out there, plz elaborate how to get the save working (i was expecting copy the folder into /data/saves/whatever-the-fort-is-callled byt this doesnt seem to work (on the version from page 119 form sineflora)1,Download the asave
2. Unpack it. Take the folder folder containing hte files (some programs create an extra folder with the name of the .rar)
place it in the saves
DO THIS TO MY SAVE THATR WILL BE UP IN about 1h
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 05:21:08 pm
What the balls.
we have live life? guest! i will at you to to list if unforntunatlyes (dwarfs)
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 05:24:20 pm
(backgorund musci should be waiting for the miracel by leonard cohen, or ofcourse the futuere (i have seen the future baby , it is murcder)
ok fro this here document i will stop correcting my spellung(i didnt even look at the creen for this one!)
art, trying to get a dowload working but i think bo nove a dong a tunr sio lets startn with introduction stuff in hopes of geetiggn a trun.
(btm is quite hard not to correct spelling since i cant type for shite even when sobe,r (ececpt for when i type that i cant type it seems,,,,,(
anyway.
m,e bragos,
i tink siqou told me about this game mayny yeats ago but not sure (i should do s drunk fff with him imho, but thin should happen anyway tha (tha is not a bvord i maind and) siqyuo is on holiday so lets see how this goed.
(My spelling is looks much worst dhen i think in currently drink(
(looking at hus htyping am doing it is very hard not do tuse backspance( ecteremeyly hard))(damn i,n nit really this drunk (imho)(many clising patentisis))(()__()((()))))) (bloodu keyboards)/
anyway on to what u was trinking....
its now 23:39 local time and i';,,m pretty sure i dint start sr drinking befiro 17:59 so i cant have had tom amy beers yet (again nopt auitocorrecting... i mean spelling is hard...)...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(thos looks so much more drunk then i think a am. ) anyway prolly 10 berr (juplier --<-- damn ho do i indicate mistakes in typ[ing...?
--- afterwrok:
beer: grosch (Grolschl) i mean Grolsch. this is the best dutch beer i think (or one of any way). o thik about 3 art work.
then pub at corner from work paid 20 eur byt wes bore then needded soe -- ie tup etc so is guess 5 'vaasje' maybe 6 jupiler pils. a(also good puisener beer). then beerpub and there 50eur for 'gollem blond' + chees but for 3.
so i recon 4 maybe b5 gollem blonkd.
(again i look much mrire000---striketrough--- drunjk then i rthink i actualy am so more drinks must by consumed,
(chcecking Bay12 becasue scruffy uis stealing by turn)
At this pont it seems like i have one hour (scruffies plan) before i can get a trun.
so the drinks ahead....
not sore if i can somehww how* get a picture but ut will bprolly be mostely sttrong liqyoutr.
i know i have about one unti of balvenie double eoal *aok **oak wich i will go fisnish now (berb)
bacjk.
made a picture, not sure if it will get uplaoded (dunno how atm) but the stock is shown.
i have very little whisky *Whiskey& left (about 1 unti it seems). plenty of rum (including 20year old cuban wich i shoulldnt drin now)(bot 1l 3year havana club expecial should fix any troubles with insufficient alcohol) (thos i prolly go --- nm,)...
i remember agian wi i hate shoval *shivas ... thiey got sone stupid kid lico system wich m,akes the bottle very hard to operate as a drunk
(damn soper peopelE) (why are the sober people on the marketing os a whiskley brand anayway)>?
-----
abotu this time i just made the list of dorfs which are fro *for myh part complete enoug of peaple the be dwadrfed. scruffie is stull on his trin *tunr **turn so the only thing i can do atm is drink and plan,...
drinking: lest bits of chivas and balvenie/.
plannnign: catterfalls.....
or something...
ibeleve it will be nesccary to show out common folk the lesseons of gravinty and floors. so i intend to construck a daeae--- dwarfen* liveingroom with widows.
thiese windos willolsource be underground and/but have the wie of a very common floor. this floor hsould however be separated with many z levels of falling goblin etc..
evry falling cgopblin shoould at to the co-- * decorum wich shoall be named * -the persistence of goblin(-guts)- *
(damn use backspace etc dthere (so harn not to do that)
go sccrugguie go!
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 05:25:35 pm
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 05:29:16 pm
...
and when they said repent..
i wondered what they meant
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 05:32:29 pm
courvoissuer *courvousiour 0 --> cognac _ + coolbest rest cutrus
https://www.google.nl/search?q=courvoisier+cosp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=kL7pUft1xuI7ufGAwAs&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=979#tbm=isch&sa=1&q=courvoisier+vosp&oq=courvoisier+vosp&gs_l=img.3..0i10i24.7643.7834.0.8032.2.2.0.0.0.0.61.117.2.2.0.cqrwrth...0.0..1.1.20.img.qBjOVd_8ezk&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.49478099%2Cd.ZWU%2Cpv.xjs.s.en_US.c75bKy5EQ0A.O&fp=db7467ddd6dfffee&biw=1920&bih=979&facrc=_&imgrc=e3WssI_ZKbtwpM%3A%3Bdo_po6JGXltiMM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.diplomatic.lv%252Fsites%252Fdefault%252Ffiles%252Fcourvoisier_0020_vsop.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.diplomatic.lv%252Fproduct%252Fcourvoisier-vsop-40-10l-13%3B282%3B600 (https://www.google.nl/search?q=courvoisier+cosp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=kL7pUft1xuI7ufGAwAs&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=979#tbm=isch&sa=1&q=courvoisier+vosp&oq=courvoisier+vosp&gs_l=img.3..0i10i24.7643.7834.0.8032.2.2.0.0.0.0.61.117.2.2.0.cqrwrth...0.0..1.1.20.img.qBjOVd_8ezk&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.49478099%2Cd.ZWU%2Cpv.xjs.s.en_US.c75bKy5EQ0A.O&fp=db7467ddd6dfffee&biw=1920&bih=979&facrc=_&imgrc=e3WssI_ZKbtwpM%3A%3Bdo_po6JGXltiMM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.diplomatic.lv%252Fsites%252Fdefault%252Ffiles%252Fcourvoisier_0020_vsop.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.diplomatic.lv%252Fproduct%252Fcourvoisier-vsop-40-10l-13%3B282%3B600)
Post by: Scruffy on July 19, 2013, 05:33:00 pm
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7847 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7847)
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 05:39:08 pm
thes scares my slightly
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 05:39:24 pm
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 05:52:10 pm
nb why is scanner not on spotify?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gb9bb9DTYo
(
there should be better vesoions on intrernet__)
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 05:54:16 pm
spotify:album:6rgtABMRTJFv8OK5ykNRgu
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 05:57:23 pm
also, nsoooo many hills and stuff
Post by: Scruffy on July 19, 2013, 06:01:01 pm
quick i need to know how to make screenshots!prt sr system key and the paste it in paint or something.
also, nsoooo many hills and stuff
Aye, the embark is all hills. No flats parts (Damn embark1. 2 would have been flat)
BTW, you do not need to make a new post for every new comment. Some people on the forums might not like doubleposting.
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 06:22:22 pm
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 06:24:03 pm
but i get timeouts and am loggin to notoepafd andyway to prevent losing progresbecaus of bacjspce and shit
Post by: bragos on July 19, 2013, 09:30:53 pm
Nothing much happended, this fort migh just be succesfill...
------------------- log: below here images will be added later. (sleep time not)----------------
AHA for some evil reason F2 is the gate no F! dan,n these invidels
lest leek @ the drwficfication
many fols are heetre
iculiding:
"sique"
i know now who this is..
siqou/*--- SA0---- Siquo now this is some dwar i know personaly (very short life excpetancy i tink) (thoso dwafeven interest in drinl) )(might lkack beard lately... need druiinks to comfirm)
will rena,eme sique to sique sxds-- siquo if sucessufil
almost done
fist more cognac
(cant spel siqou a. every speling looks wroing (hate this))
renaming all dwafs i know by name to drunks and dwarf who are naed but unhknow to me as 'prolly drun,kl'
*prolly-drun*
*prollydrunk*
*prolly-drunk*!
and scruffie as turnstealer / drin.lllkK
Wrex altready has good niockof
bobnamva *bobnoca *bobnova needs a warnoig name prolly
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
some naming donge
1ste order of buisinsess manager! get me 90 coffins
(never eniooutg)
not sure if wee have a managber yet
almost forgot to dwarf self
one fo the sikkeld h macedwardfs has been promoterd to "bragos" and of courcse the nboble posistiion of hammerere
should look for a decent weapon for me soon!
(antrax)--> i;m the law!
Bob nova has no deward yet or no more, fecxet dit to prevent world desctrutuioin
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
screen..
dropshaf 1 designated, so
much already designated, ihave no idea whatr for so its prolly not important, gonna cancer or make alll miner not sure yer gonnak look
the planner new diner will be atr level -23 (F3) the are some beds hire but mistly is deep enoug fee 00 for catterfales and stuff,,,
drwafs need to see edxplosierns
L19 looks like usefukll firmign so i leave it designated (but inacaonnected) lools like lots of work)
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found the diner
absolute horror ! no windows with slpattering stuiff
and too many other stuff aroun d
i should remove this soon
There was no sherffi no wonder all goes to hell in a handbasket! Bragos (!i am the law) is now hammerrer and sheereef !*sherrig **sherrig ***sheff *****sherrif (nM(
fBragos --> law!
lets see of we vcan find crine!
damn no crimanals yet
Dragos;ss mace hitches -h
i dont think i unpaused yet. soooon!
first cgnac!
agend on elven blodd (ie wood!()
+ macro chop ALL treees (dunno of there are manay but hte should be chopped no less!)
mayny militaty this fors seems organised.
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i suscpect scruffier was tooo sober...
tio few signts of misctcondeuct..
suspicious the hammerers/sherrigf will look into this
screenies are whard (windos is dim,)
we hAVE MAGMA NIAR GORUNG!
tHIS IS GOED!
Goed is ducth *ducht **dutch --> goed ----> goo
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unpaused and dsome drawvers dro nothin !
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must be fixred
m,ore brewes more kitchesn
fet and draink is alwas good
followed a farmer to soo if we have food..
this scuffie is to organosed i dont trist him
every one suddenly lobless...
how this happen.. more work needed.
we have magnma but i have no idea where it vocmes from, weird
we dont seem to have smelters tho
Bragos need new hammer!
Its malachite ATm btw,,,
found a lever... wonder wath is does
When we have useless noble should test!
seems to be magbma controls stull! exelent
the tube of death is complete, now we neewd gen but nove are cure
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congac is draining steadu inbetean
also these hils confuses dwarfs, designater top levelchanneld
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i have no i idea about secuiruty in this form so am hoping for good luck
making a smeler area, above the constructed magma flow, this fort soort of loos to some--- safe. something m,mst be amis!
hmz a miner seem tohave saugt fire
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lookig into whio
loooks like he was channneled into magma...
whoosp
apll part of dewarfen live
someone started a misterios ting withoout telling me.,..
ot better be good!
damn elf made a dracelet, thos is not gppd!
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bobnova is in. het has some military skills it seems
soome trader is saying stuff
not interested should prolly steal his stuff for unsilocence * insolence!
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architectire seen plaanned for this (new trade depot being buiild right next door :)
cognac is emtpy again, dunno if i refilled yet
someone is possesed! lets see
also lets check crime..
still no crimes... the hammer finger itches
Artifact table! excelent, installed in the new diner
getting quite tired, management had degraded to passive agressigbe objservation, not sure how low more this iverseer will last.
As am typing this the first mishap happend,
project flatte everty thing seems to hae hit a snag, and something colleapsed
lol siqo is being a baddass in this incident:
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after:
screens here L)
btw jist noticed ruhn was misnamed thus urecognised --> promoted from prolly drunk to Drunk
disco diner is still waiting for metal industry
plan was to put spike thap with handle behind the window case some dropper survives
pff migransts... useless fodde
Post by: Xantalos on July 20, 2013, 12:22:20 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on July 20, 2013, 07:45:07 am
I cannot wait for the others to see this.Wait no more.
Bragos, that was brilliant. Second only to the great:
16th Moonstone
.Moonstone? The heck?
-The wagon is fighting? Tha fuck? We don't jave a wagopn anymore.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bobnova on July 21, 2013, 08:37:13 pm
That lava mist incident is... epic.
Post by: Kamin on July 23, 2013, 06:09:21 am
Ever.
Post by: Ruhn on July 23, 2013, 10:43:52 am
Post by: Scruffy on July 23, 2013, 02:24:52 pm
Post by: Ruhn on July 29, 2013, 10:11:26 am
Post by: lawastooshort on August 01, 2013, 11:45:05 am
...Ok. I have had three beers (which henceforth in this post shall refer to pints of ale) after work and am worjking through a fourth.
It's more likely that I will just doze off in about three hours' time than get actually quite drunk, I have a severe sleep shortage.
Does, if there is anyone out there, anyone need to be named? Just having a look around now. It works.
...Right then.
I am wait
there is a bobnova
And now there is a me, Master Cheesemaker
Right let's go in to look
...oh. Um. Everything seems to be running rather smoothly? I'm not quite sure what to do. Hmm. I 'll drink whilst I consider.
...Is that the entrance? Is that one too?
...oh yes. Make soap/oh crap., there are merchants!
Hum. The merchangts ddidnt seem to have anything, but I have a picture:
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oh yes., i mean that I was assigning a lovely warm room to the angry and frustrated hammersheriff here ie s a picture of it
shit that was close nearly beer on the floor
right
Now
oh yes I have to press escape again now, I have [put a magma smelter to be built
I have had another beer, incidentally, which I think was six although was it five and this is six?
there is a ghost and i would sdo somethign a bout it if I could find what to do about it but it's a bit like being quite drunk and staring at a bunch of error job cancel messages opping up, whic h is odd, because that's exactluy what it is
except with cheese and onion crisps
so
* galena, later summer of 127
there is some loud music playiung
it is from the 60s and now have efeinifely drunk
I will make another screentshot to show the great progress i have made
wait
iI forgot whwere teh print screen key
now I can either do this slowly but accruately oh
right
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bother if rogot the xplanation again - it is i think it is the soap
if
If it automaticlaly puts itself on the status stcks screen, is
why?
Well, I can go to the dridge
distratced shamesllsy reading my game after I sat down
there are certainly things that are happening, and I should knmow what they are
...There was a snatcher, but I just saw a duck, maybe either
Although I'd like to say I didn;t have my BBQ rained out, no
shit! a kidnapper has made off with erc tetc etc
on my watycg
so now it is early autumn
i have hardly done anything
I lost the game then for a few sec minutes
(http://img.ie/zee67.png)
idtion
idiot
pewwwwwwpewpewpewpewpewpewpewwww
seriously
(http://img.ie/g2bt9.png)
had a bit of a bathoroom mishap there. Got stuck in it because I couldn't get through the door vefore turning the light off, and I couldnt grab hold of the light switch (it's a dangly tpye of thing()
unpleasant
right i just saved it a bit because my head is bit fpffff
some fightingh with a bokokoko damn
kobold thief
(http://img.ie/27gen.png)
agh
ah yes
it iws 21.29 now and I hadtwo or three more beers since the other time actually i think four, it looks ;like - 8 or 9
...right well I have saved it because I reall yneed a lie downperhaps I will be able to carry on in a couple of hours after a lie down haha who a m i kdidding
blimey, I have registedered on ddffflmibli and up no, AM uploading the file
im going ot have to hae another go another itme i think, rater than pretending that in two hours I will be capable, relalytt, see, I kist cant think, which is proving to be a didffifiiii
this could take HROUs to upload
i think I;ve dine a half year so far
what i have achieved is, I think I built a magma forge and some soap industriy and assigned a room but mostly i m;looked at the strange flashng sreen whilst listening o the strange flashing music which was loud
this is it i think
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7871
now i have to have a lie down on my right hand side
Post by: Bobnova on August 01, 2013, 01:30:17 pm
Post by: lawastooshort on August 01, 2013, 03:50:22 pm
Post by: tahujdt on August 01, 2013, 09:12:05 pm
Post by: Bobnova on August 01, 2013, 11:26:57 pm
That hammerdwarf is hardcore.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on August 02, 2013, 04:32:34 am
That had me in little giggles.
Post by: Siquo on August 05, 2013, 02:22:57 pm
will rena,eme sique to sique sxds-- siquo if sucessufilBwahahaha :D Masterful turn, my man. You do us old drunkards proud!
(cant spel siqou a. every speling looks wroing (hate this))
Post by: Scruffy on August 05, 2013, 03:53:00 pm
Only now got around to uploading those old pics from my turn. Damn I am late.
Post by: bragos on August 05, 2013, 04:18:52 pm
will rena,eme sique to sique sxds-- siquo if sucessufilBwahahaha :D Masterful turn, my man. You do us old drunkards proud!
(cant spel siqou a. every speling looks wroing (hate this))
Aye! Great turns. Still waiting for things to start to go horribly wrong. We need more magma!
Only now got around to uploading those old pics from my turn. Damn I am late.
a sure way to fix this is the double drunk drunk dwarffortress!
Post by: Lolfail0009 on August 05, 2013, 08:26:41 pm
Boko bokoko. Bokokokoko boko boko.
And the fortress shall be ruled.
Post by: Siquo on August 06, 2013, 02:47:04 am
a sure way to fix this is the double drunk drunk dwarffortress!We should so do that....
once i have time :)
Post by: vyznev on August 06, 2013, 03:37:08 pm
there is a ghost and i would sdo somethign a bout it if I could find what to do about it but it's a bit like being quite drunk and staring at a bunch of error job cancel messages opping up, whic h is odd, because that's exactluy what it is
Lovely. :D Does Kamin still maintain the memorable quotes list in the first post? Cause I think this might belong there. Sort of sums up the feeling of playing drunk fortress.
bother if rogot the xplanation again - it is i think it is the soap
if
If it automaticlaly puts itself on the status stcks screen, is
why?
Well, I can go to the dridge
??? What is this I don't even...
Post by: Naryar on August 08, 2013, 05:00:00 am
I am currently living with my parents so more turns of Drunk Fortress is unlikely, however in 3 weeks I shall be able to play again.
Post by: Lovechild on August 08, 2013, 01:10:37 pm
Post by: Scruffy on August 08, 2013, 01:46:23 pm
Right. SO I had a few beers in the fridge that weren't doing themsleves abny good. Why not take a stab at this I thought. only had one beer so far but I havent drunk much else today so it should work out. Head ffeels suitably wooshy. Downloading save now.Go for it. I hope that those couple beers will be enough since the fort needs a good drunken kick in the nuts
Post by: Lovechild on August 08, 2013, 02:11:44 pm
Post by: Lovechild on August 08, 2013, 02:48:33 pm
Ok, what the fuck i'm i looking at? SOmeone is digging teo tunnels int the middle ifof nowhere. on every single floor.b WHY? I nned another beer,.
On the other hand there is a magma tunnel here and out entrance is conveniiently located in a pit. This opportunity cannot be missed.
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Oh and I'm making my self the mayor of this sorry excuse for a place just so you knwo.
The insane thrree thousand fuckign tunnels project is decommousoned. We are working on the MNAGANAMMA PRIOCJKECT instead!
(shit what did i just wwrite)
I have mandated the construction of a bucket! This shall be done!
Mercahnts need to bring us sttel because we seriously don't have that.
Woah some kid says FUCK SOCIETY. I like him. He made a harp, I mean a guitar for punk riffs.
Huunter interrupted by white stork? Jesus christ dont be a wuss.
Maybe your worried I'm going to drown the fortress in magma bu t don't be. See here my clever system for protesting the fort and draing the magma out.
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I have mandated two buckets. I am the geratet leader ever.
Seriously the fort has a soap industry? I can't set up that shit when I'm sober. Someone must have chaeta.
Its spring. But Im continuing until the MAGMA PROJEKT is fienshed.
CraCKIGN another beer.
The main fortress. See the small lever room up there. It controls MAGMAM PROJAECEK just so you kneow.
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Migrants! Well fuck them. they wont starve until the next ruler anyway.
and the dorfs are just plopping babies everywhere too. This wont end well. for someine else. Oh yeah there are 130 people here now a siege should come at any moment.
A peoisised clotheier. Wel boo fuckinghoo he doesnt get skill increas fro that so why should i care.
Oh shit the fortress is thirsting to death! Why didn't anyone telle me!
TO BE CONTINUED
Post by: Lovechild on August 08, 2013, 03:07:44 pm
Poasesesd guy made a sheep right glove, i mean serosly. Not even any good engravings of dwarves brungin elves and xeath on it.
I mandate the construction of becacelets, it ios hte only way this for t will survisve.!
Oh wait there was something i was supposed to remember
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dontworry ill fix this. juist pull the safety levers.
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KAMIN went to pull the safety klevers and just died outta nowhere. This is odd.
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I thought marble was a magma safe stone, i really did.
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Well uuh i thuik someone else will have to wrap this up. btw everyone is dying of thirst
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7885 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7885)
Post by: Bobnova on August 08, 2013, 05:48:43 pm
Post by: Naryar on August 09, 2013, 02:08:53 am
...oh wait it's already done.
This may be one of the best turns yet, insane drunken rambling by the player at it's finest !
Post by: Siquo on August 09, 2013, 03:55:03 am
Oh wait there was something i was supposed to rememberGolden. :D
dontworry ill fix this. juist pull the safety levers.
KAMIN went to pull the safety klevers and just died outta nowhere. This is odd.
I thought marble was a magma safe stone, i really did.
Post by: lawastooshort on August 09, 2013, 06:32:05 am
Seriously the fort has a soap industry? I can't set up that shit when I'm sober. Someone must have chaeta.
I think it's the only thing I accomplished.
Although I guess someone must have been responsible for the three thousand tunnel project.
Oh, and I might try to accomplish nothing again this evening.
Post by: bragos on August 09, 2013, 08:51:28 am
would prolly be around 04:00 CET (05:00 GMT).
if someone else takes a turn first np, but it would be awesome if the save is uploaded quickly just in case :)
Really curious about these thousands of tunnels, dont remember seeing them in my turn or screenies yet.
Post by: lawastooshort on August 09, 2013, 09:31:01 am
Post by: Ruhn on August 09, 2013, 12:02:23 pm
Also, how can the dwarfs of DRUNK FORTRESS be SOBER right now?Q!! Not acceptable, everyone take 2 shots immediately.
Post by: Scruffy on August 09, 2013, 01:36:04 pm
"Oops, the fort is about to get flooded with magma. Time to end the turn and make it someone else's problem" ;D Heh heh
Building a magma source directly above the fort is always the best way to make drunk forts interesting
fallout shelters! The one Clover built way back was missing something like food or slabs or whatever, so make the next one bigger.That was a really good and complicated shelter. (Though it caused some drunken lever confusion with so many levers and some temporary well flooding)
Still my favorite drunk fort thus far (Sorry about the FB incidents and accidental abandon back then) Oh and crundles. SO MANY CRUNDLES! Nearly all they ate was crundle tallow biscuits!
Post by: Scruffy on August 10, 2013, 07:18:19 pm
I am pretty much drunk enough to start a turn
edit:i am going to skip just in case that there is a more recent save
Post by: bragos on August 12, 2013, 03:11:11 am
Post by: Ruhn on August 12, 2013, 11:15:27 am
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7885
Post by: Scruffy on August 14, 2013, 04:31:32 pm
I will start in about an hour or so
Drank aboput 0.7dl of 17% wine in 30mins.
Watching Star trek TOS. 10mins left in the episode- Why is it that every time i get drunk I start watching the original series?
Changed the graphicsto phoebus. While I do like ascii I think that i will need to use phoebus when drunk.
Startubg to feel drunk and I think that I will be pretty drunk in a few minutes
Stopped correcting erors. (Keep placing my fingers on the fwrong keys. damn )
Episode finished
Felshite
-Started a new glass
-Magma. Thins are going to get hot in a few minutes
-To block the magmo or not to vlock. Fun times. I WANT US TO GUERN! BURN! but that would be too rude for the others.
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Thave to build a wall. Palm tree walls will save us!
-We have an amasijg midiltia. Shave that they aste starving and unhappy
Damn those typos. Militia:_ Amazing and starivng.
-quorns and food production. Staerbing
-Organized food roduction. It is much better than usual already. Ready food newar dininggroom
-Why would the groom dine? is this a dorgf honneymoonsuite?
-Corpshes in hte booze stockpilöe. Fun times
-Haulers dieing while carrying coffins. Fyn
-Starving. Wevryone starvitn
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-Fdamn. Giant PUINK PINK 3eyed anklylysomething
-124 dorfs, 10 starved. NOBODY WORKING! Setting jobs
-Stopped caring. about 5 doing every job. 2/3 useless bums. Good times
-ELVES! Let tem play with the old pink 3eye and magma!
.Lovechild tgantrumming. Keeps tryiung to hit clover
.Robberd the elves. Bugger of ya bums#!
-.more bedrooms
dorms
Damn it is .. what is it called? insympath.. Not symmetric. Screwed up. I suausly make beatuiful bedrooms with this design but screwed it up
-bagbacks and waterthingies. Thanks for the crap elves. now wour milita wont be unhappy naymre
-We meed a ,edbau- Jpsåital. HOSPITAL! MEDBAY! DAMN IT!
Hematite
-Just noticed that we had a LARGe cogling invasion. One of our axedorfs chased them all away
.Magma stsill flowing
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ALL HAIL ARMAGMAZGA! MAGMA FOR EVEYRONE! ALLÖ GLORY TO MAGMAZGA!
-Heh heh
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_FUNCK! NOT ENOGUH MAGMA FOR FORGES! THIS HAS TO END!
-must end the flow. Our lovely magma is leaking! We neded sour magma back ! IT IS OURS DAMN IT!
.odood. FOOd. Puppies-
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WE HAVE PUPPIES
Food!
Biscuiits
Menchi
-Hospitala
-They ar getting happy. DAMN DORFS! Stomething has to be donew. This cant be right
Malachite
-MIGRANTs! OH FOR *%¤#%* sake!
Kilöl em?
Enslave them
Dig magmas
Magmaless industry! MORE EAWAPONS! WAPOONS! kill em
BOOZE gONE! REAL BOOZE. When did i drink it all?
Galena
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-Aealing Sealing the damng ho.e. Flow must strop
-No water
:need water. Must winf gacerns. FIND CAVERNS
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Lime
.What is a tamarin and why is it a lieon?
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OURS!
Will capture
Dorfs on the frong side of hte favern walls
sandstone
.nmore bums arrivle. immigrants
-new gate
Militia sis starting to have strange fetishes about their spears. Damn perverts. NEed new weapins. This is sick
Timber
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Easty training for our milita
Enmding turn
save soon
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7898
pics towomrrow
Post by: Scruffy on August 15, 2013, 08:07:47 am
Post by: Bobnova on August 15, 2013, 09:21:43 am
And I guess we still have a fort, that's excellent.
Looking forward to pics!
Post by: Scruffy on August 15, 2013, 10:19:48 am
2 gangs of gobbos and a weak titan that all got obliterated by our 29 soldiers.
Plenty of very unhappy and starving dorfs though. The magma rose 2 z-levels and burned our refuse pile before I managed to seal the leak.
We have magma surrounding our main staircase. Why is it that nothing !!FUN!! has happened to it during these last few turns?
..There is an engraver trapped in the caverns next to an exposed magma tube. It was hard to resist the urge to carve fortifications.
Post by: Ruhn on August 15, 2013, 04:53:42 pm
Post by: Naryar on August 16, 2013, 04:34:25 am
also, I call fortress magma death for the next turn.
Post by: bragos on August 16, 2013, 04:59:09 am
Someone seems [BOOZE_IMMUNE].
also, I call fortress magma death for the next turn.
That would be too easy, i'd say someone will manage to flood (or create a floodzone of death) the fort despite all the magma!
Post by: Naryar on August 16, 2013, 08:55:01 am
Someone seems [BOOZE_IMMUNE].
also, I call fortress magma death for the next turn.
That would be too easy, i'd say someone will manage to flood (or create a floodzone of death) the fort despite all the magma!
New challenge: flood the entire fortress with obsidian.
Post by: bragos on August 16, 2013, 09:26:23 am
i fail to see how anything could go awry
Post by: Scruffy on August 16, 2013, 10:13:43 am
a obsidian casting facility sounds like a reasonable project for the next overseer.Indeed. Nothing can go wrong, which is sad.
i fail to see how anything could go awry
Mainly because the water is in the caverns while our fort is on the top of the mountain.
No chance of accidental flooding :(
Well, atleast we still can still burn ourselves even if it doesn't cause an accidental flood and cast the dorfs in obsidian.
Post by: bragos on August 16, 2013, 11:06:02 am
Post by: Bobnova on August 16, 2013, 11:32:01 am
Alternatively, a classic lava-based defense system is always a good idea.
Post by: Scruffy on August 16, 2013, 12:03:56 pm
Well we almost made a completly functional magma stack once, a pump stack for water should surely be safeTwice.
One worked and ended up burning both the caravans and dorfs and casting the river in obsidian.
The other ALMOST worked and pumped a few urists of the hot stuff on the surface before deconstructing entirely. I think that we tried rebuilding it but it was never finished again
Aye! Water stacks! Let em drown!
Post by: Bobnova on August 16, 2013, 12:46:36 pm
I think it was rebuilt into #2.
Post by: Redzephyr01 on August 18, 2013, 07:28:13 pm
Post by: Naryar on August 20, 2013, 02:45:49 pm
Post by: Scruffy on August 20, 2013, 02:52:54 pm
So, anyone's up with building a 25-z magma pump stack while drunk?But the magma is already on the surface :-\
Perhaps a water pumpstack.-
Yes. An automated generator/pumpstack flooding the fortress while everyone is too drunk to shut it down. Mwhehehe..he...
I will wait a few turns before taking another turn but if nobody else will make one before that then I will.
Post by: bragos on August 21, 2013, 11:53:36 am
Post by: Bobnova on August 21, 2013, 02:47:21 pm
Pull a lever and it drops not only the magma, but also the entire storage reservoir, on whatever is below :D
Post by: Scruffy on August 23, 2013, 02:53:33 pm
Post by: Scruffy on August 23, 2013, 06:18:35 pm
Sorry for hte doublebpost by the way.
I set a few goals beforehand
1.Waterpump stack? Nope. Not gonna happen
2.Candy? CANDY!
3.Magma. LOVELY MAGMAG EVERYWHER! Heaterd walls. Heated!
Time to staret. Start.
I have had about 7dl of 16% wine and am pretty drunk. I just poured another 5dl pint of white- & red currant wine
I have more than enouigh of it to drink. Just bottled a 20l batch of starberry wine (started making it 2months ago) and a 10l batch of red/white currant wine.
Booting up DF.
Oh, those gobbos. Time to whioop their asses.
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-Locechild found a kobold. Cute
They hugged with knives! Locechild was stapped in the foot. Lost motor functuons
-Sealed the upper enterence
-Lovechilöd dieing. Tood runk to do hospital thingitses
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-MORE MINERS since i need them for a project
Need soap for hospita.
-Bobnova cancels! Damn bugger! Need ash
THE FORTESS SHALL TURN TO ASHES!
Moonstone
-Fogot to release the suqads
-Smelly
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COBLIN SOAP!
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-Moat. FUll o magma
-Hand to make a pile full of onty magma.safe material stsones.
:darhd when drunk
MNeed magmaseafe stuff for the moat
-Fuck.
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MAGMA! RUN FOR IT
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Opal
-Every ablebodied yet not ableminded orf to mninign. MINIGN! AHOY!
That inclused you precious overseers
Too drunk. 2fl drink to go
dorf cancels: dig warm rock ot her doom: Seek baby
LAZY BUM! WhAT WOULD YOUR MOTHErLESS CHILD THINK OF HYOU! MIN TH WAR M STONE
Almost forgot caverns. Day are ours!
This all will be full of magma
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Supports on support stuff aboe z.
Pans ruinend PLANS RUOINED!
-Have to think
FOR URIST!
What was I doing?
turkey died of old age
-Another wne piunt down
Noticed a floor sunder magma.
Impossible to make the whole forteress collapsable withou making the area huge.
DAMN! have to mka ot just magma, not collapsable
PLANS RUINED!
Plan was to mkae ht whik,e firt cillabpsable. Cave up the plan. Too complicated
Fort is full of drums and flutes. Melt tghen
Slate
Posselesed farmer
cant sthink straight.
No magma collapse? shame
tyrpan.
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Skeeot
SToo dsleepy
Sleepuy
Lpcoat s full of booze. Lapcoat. yes, o wear ot when drining
Felshite
igrants
A wvuke force of go bbo has appeared. 30sikduers wikk jull en akk
30 soldiers will kill themm all
(http://i.imgur.com/XQJS2Wc.png)
ifh fuck
half a dozen cave dragons and master cgobblins
WE ARE BEING MURDEWRED
TGUS IS NOT AN ASSAULT!" THIS IS AN
Something?
from 30 +6skille d militia to 6
5 cave cragons
A wvuke force of go bbo has appeared. 30sikduers wikk jull en akk
30 soldiers will kill themm all
(http://i.imgur.com/yk0rHYP.png)
ifh fuck
half a dozen cave dragons and master cgobblins
WE ARE BEING MURDEWRED
TGUS IS NOT AN ASSAULT!" THIS IS AN
Something?
from 30 +6skille d militia to 6
5 cave cragons
EDIT:Seems like there were 10 cave dragons (6 dead, 2 trapped, 2 living), not 5-6. (Also a dozen archers and 30ish melee gobbos. Many master goblins too. Damn.)
everybody is dea dave
ouc212
(http://i.imgur.com/doai11c.png)
One invasion. skjill5-10 militia. 30 soldiers
4 survived. 6 cavede dragons. 30gobbos
tombs
Coppermace encicled with copper crap
IT IS COMING!
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new magmahoel
from 120 to 50 with 290babies. what happened?
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only about 100 deaths this tyrn
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7933
Post by: Bobnova on August 23, 2013, 09:09:34 pm
That was grade A Drunk Fortress right there, good work Scruffy!
rofl.
What was I doing?Damn turkeys. Punt them wne's!
turkey died of old age
-Another wne piunt down
Plan was to mkae ht whik,e firt cillabpsable.That sounds safe? lol
tyrpan.tyrpan? ouc? I don't even know, lol again.
ouc
almost closed tehe came on accident
Skeeot
SToo dsleepy
Sleepuy
Lpcoat s full of booze. Lapcoat. yes, o wear ot when drining
Now a lapcoat, that seems like a good idea for drunk fortress :D
from 30 +6skille d militia to 6This sounds like a problem.
5 cave cragons
pic11A wvuke force of go bbo has appeared. 30sikduers wikk jull en akk
30 soldiers will kill themm all
puc9
ifh fuck
half a dozen cave dragons and master cgobblins
So is this stronghold Dead, Jim? Do we get the save? :D
I definitely think we should include the second turn, I have no issue with doubles personally. Especially not given the fairly random turn length.
Post by: Scruffy on August 23, 2013, 09:36:28 pm
[/quote]He is not dead Jim
Damn, I am a mason, not a doctor Jim
Post by: Naryar on August 25, 2013, 04:50:39 am
I can't understand half of your post but no matter :P
Post by: Aseaheru on August 25, 2013, 07:22:59 am
Post by: Ruhn on August 26, 2013, 11:54:06 am
Magma should get more kills, not gobbos and cave dragons!
Post by: Scruffy on August 26, 2013, 01:28:21 pm
We need more magma death on this fort. Nice try to get the entire fort to collapse into magma, Scruffy.Acute case of melting bodyfat was one of our leading causes of dead (Second only to sudden cases of "cave dragon tooth lodged in brain" and the epidemy of a horrible disease known only as Thirst)
Magma should get more kills, not gobbos and cave dragons!
Lets put it like this:
1. A huge multi z-level area is set for mining inorder to be filled with molten goodness. Alot of rock laying around.
2. The miners breach !!FUN!!. Half a dozen miners instantly evaporate.
3. Magma pours down a hole to fill the area below with magma.
4. Every unimportant lazy bum in the fortress is collecting rocks a z-level lower.
5. The nobles suddenly notice a huge decrease in the local peasant population.
Edit:
Uh oh.
I just booted up the save and I think that we might have a slight problem..
Instead of just 30ish gobbos there will be over 80 of em raiding the fort a few minutes after loading the save. Better seal the enterence
Also, since engravings are a window to the dwarven heart I tried engraving a few floors and see what I got (Not in the save. I did this afterwards)
Half of them were humans taming leopards and the other half was dorfs dieing. Goblins killing dorfs, dorfs falling, dorfs melting, dorfs dehydrating..
(http://i.imgur.com/q3kLMtW.png)
Post by: Aklyon on August 26, 2013, 11:07:26 pm
Also, I took all the OP's Memorable Quotes and added then to the tvtropes page.
Post by: Naryar on August 28, 2013, 06:34:20 am
Post by: Bobnova on August 28, 2013, 09:06:35 am
I will normally take a turn Friday evening, GMT -1.
Oh my, a regularly scheduled Drunk Fortress episode!? This is the best news I've gotten so far this week!
Post by: Naryar on August 28, 2013, 10:43:26 am
I will normally take a turn Friday evening, GMT -1.
Oh my, a regularly scheduled Drunk Fortress episode!? This is the best news I've gotten so far this week!
Oh, it won't be every Friday... just claiming a turn in case someone else wants to play this day.
also, expect random sleeping through the turn.
I'll attempt to save the fort. If I can't manage it, then i'll try for the
Post by: Scruffy on August 28, 2013, 11:48:44 am
If you want the fort to survive (or atleast delay their inevitable demise) seal the enterence with walls.I will normally take a turn Friday evening, GMT -1.
Oh my, a regularly scheduled Drunk Fortress episode!? This is the best news I've gotten so far this week!
Oh, it won't be every Friday... just claiming a turn in case someone else wants to play this day.
also, expect random sleeping through the turn.
I'll attempt to save the fort. If I can't manage it, then i'll try for theworstbest XX!!ending!!XX I can manage.
On the other hand you can just leave them open in drunken stubborness and lead the fortress to a memorable ending.
Choose well and
Post by: Bobnova on August 28, 2013, 09:37:23 pm
Too bad Lava can't be under Pressure, or you could do a fountain.
Post by: Siquo on August 29, 2013, 04:13:19 am
Seal it with walls then arrange for a lavafall over the entrance. Or something like that, anyway.You could pressurize it using a pump, I believe.
Too bad Lava can't be under Pressure, or you could do a fountain.
Post by: Naryar on August 30, 2013, 09:38:22 am
Not enough, of course. I probably will go buy some Chimay or something.
Post by: Naryar on August 30, 2013, 12:28:08 pm
One double-fermented... t'was Maison Dupont and the other one was a blueberry flavored one. Don't remember the name.
Let's open this save... i still have cider and 2 Chimay's.
edit: whoa there's magmaa everywhere lol what
Post by: Naryar on August 30, 2013, 01:51:52 pm
20:50 My first move will be to lock up this fort, else it falls to dramatic things.
20:57 The entry is closed, with feather wood.
21:01 Now to make a graveyard out of it. I don't see how can you build new magma shenanigans out of it.
21:06 attempting to make a good chain of command out of this. Manager is done.
21:07 why is there a cave dragon inside the first stockpile ???
21:10 and some melee dwarf just got killed against a gob hammerman. Which is inside as well.
21:12 oh god what i closed it wrong there's a whole damn squad of war cave dragons in there
21:14 I closed it wrong, really. Let's hope my military can kill them. Why are there 2 entries to the fort?
21:18 Goblins are inside the fort. as well as war cave dragons.
There's a lever named "kill everything" in there. Maybe I should pull it?
21:22 Just pulled the "murder everything" lever. Considering there are goblins before it I don't think this will be pulled.
21:24 Well, I think this fort is done. I just dug to drown the whole fort in magma.
21:28 Only 29 citizens left. I think i'm gonna abandon because there is no way I can save all this shit.
Post by: Scruffy on August 30, 2013, 02:10:25 pm
21:07 why is there a cave dragon inside the first stockpile ???
Never mind. Thought you ment the caged ones
Post by: Naryar on August 30, 2013, 02:31:34 pm
Will try a new fortress now.
Edit: here's the new save.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/82205duneoftemples.png)
We're in a 2x3 world, between the dune of temples and the feverish jungle.
4 tiles of warm wilderness rocky wasteland, 2 of haunted temperate conifer forest.
Clay, lots of soil, aquifer, metals, flux stone. Done.
Post by: Ruhn on August 30, 2013, 02:39:53 pm
Don't forget to bring plenty of rot gut on the new embark, Naryar 8)
Post by: Scruffy on August 30, 2013, 02:42:41 pm
I was pretty sure that there was only one enterence and the other was sealed ages ago. :(
I hope they died a glorious death
Post by: Naryar on August 30, 2013, 03:24:04 pm
1st Granite, 131, Early Spring : So we are starting to build through this. Let's dig through the mountain, there's a volcano next to this.
3rd granite : already the raven corpses are bothering us. We should dig swiftly to protect us from the undead.
6th granite : the war dogs are fighting against the raven corpses. Dog blood is splattered for lord Khorne's glory. We are digging and putting some distance between us and the undead.
12th granite: The raven corpses are defeated! Now a single barn owl corpse is there. I have already made a mason and mechanic, we will build a bridge swiftly!
28th granite: Closed the bridge. all dwarves are inside. We shall be safe from the undead menace... for now.
Now let's build downwards so we get to a soil layer and can start farms.
6th slate : Opening bridge so the woodcutter may go fell a few trees. Of course, the barn owl jumps on the opportunity.
8th slate : barn owl is dead, now there is a normal great horned owl. Maybe i'll be able to cut a few trees and build beds.
Current soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX9X5MPGFDA
19th slate : Planting plump helmets, farms are on. The fort seems to be pretty fine by now.
Post by: Bobnova on August 30, 2013, 04:00:36 pm
I may or may not take a turn tonight (that being in GMT -7) if the save is up. Or I may just play BF3 and take a shot when I die and fail to take someone with me. Dangerous game, that. Generally less hangover inducing than Drunk Fortress though, which is frightening. (I'm not especially good at BF3)
EDIT:
New plan, probably no turn for me. Oh well.
Post by: Naryar on August 30, 2013, 10:27:08 pm
http://rapidshare.com/files/3065212674/DrunkerFortress.rar
Post by: Kamin on August 30, 2013, 11:55:14 pm
Post by: Naryar on September 02, 2013, 01:47:47 pm
Post by: Naryar on September 05, 2013, 04:02:47 am
Post by: Ruhn on September 06, 2013, 11:56:57 am
Post by: Naryar on September 08, 2013, 10:57:04 am
Post by: Naryar on September 08, 2013, 12:17:23 pm
12:25 Cracked open another half-pint of Wel Scotch beer. It's visibly with Highlands malt, but it is tasty.
We are the 13th of Felsite in 131.
We do have a full farm of plump helmet, still 7 dwarves, the fort is locked from the possible undead. Food is sufficient, as is drink.
Talking of drink, I really must drink more to start the game. Finishing my bottle.
I will name the dwarves meanwhile.
12:34 Well, dwarves are named. BEHOLD!
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/18314behold.png)
Finished third beer. (They're 1/2 pint, or 25cl ones) Must drink more.
12:37 That blue Chimay STILL isn't at correct temperature. Meanwhile, my pet mantis seems to disagree. Well, back to Wel Scotch.
12:40 So... I Just realized my bridge is completely fucking useless due to the entry corridor being open on the topside. Well, time to build a mason's workshop, blocks and floor up this stuff.
12:49 See ? Takes me that much time to get 2 images together, look.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/35689lolfil.png)
this is z-level and z-level +1. SO yeah. Haven't even unpaused DF. I guess I should do it.
12:53
13:10 oh, it's already summer ? and 21 hematite ? oh well, a yak is on the way to butcher. I will also make a throne
13:12 Well, some coati corpse has come to disrupt my walling operations. I shall kill him, in fact the war dogs are already in the task.
13:18 Food and drink are just fine. No more undead. Walling bridge project is going just fine. Seems the fort is just good.
13:21 Well... I'm pretty drunk, the fort is safe, and everything is going well. Waiting for migrants and caravan.
13:26 That Chimay is good. Two ravens outside, nothing more. Maybe I should build the main industries ? Yes, I should.
13:37 More food stockpiles ! More farm plots! More manly music like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw !
Has also started to move the industres from their original, temporary positions to their first positions. Maybe I should send that wwoodcutterr to cut more wood (what else ?) for the beds I will need.
13:44 Well, I never saw this error message.
"cannot produce: drink"
No matter. I probably don' t have enough barrels... i mean rock pots.
also new order is pretty awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KUiXtz10Ho
I have enough drink already, it's the 13th of Malachite and the industries are going rather well.
13:47 well.... when I meant "enough drink" I meant my Dwarves. Of course. Right. Personally, still sipping that Chimay. Maybe I should drink more ? Two ravens are harmelesssly flying in the fly wind. Well. This part undead fort's going well. No more FOWL weather to worry about.
13:50 I struck aquifer. Is there an aquifer on there ? Well anyways I prepared a well-pit. Must drink moar!
13:56 Building food stockpile on top of aquifer. New Order is still awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9DEUl4i2FM) Not drinking enough, must finish that Chimay...
13:58 Feeling good, by that I mean drunk. Still in malachite. Let's do something dwarven, but what ? Migrants please.
14:00 amusingly enough... The migrantss were already here when I posted that 13:58 post. They're all in the meeting room as well.
also, a cow moose corpse ? bit more dangerous. CLOSE the BRIDGE!!!
I must name all the migrants as well. We're up to 15 right now.
Stormtroopers, go !
14:14 Finished with the naming, here's the thing
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/48924nme2.png)
Maybe I should move worvward. I meant forward. My drunked bad.
14:22 Cow moose corpse is locked outside, listening to Scruffy's choice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8-ItRoHJM0
One cat is outside, three inside. Eh, there's a kitten inside. Who cares ? We're not going to die via catspololosion.
14:30 Well, I'm digging the bedrooms to angry marines music : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdCpF8o5LUo
Why I am listening to loyalist scum things ? blame it on alcohol. anyways, must finish chimay.
STILL malachite. oh armok what.
14:36 Saving game. Not sure if I can go through the whole year with my beer reserves.
14:45 It's 20th of galena. Things are getting pretty smooth. Dining room is being built, then we'll get more stuff... like rock pots.
14:54 Early autumn ! Someone seems to be fishing of all things. Where is the idiot ? Is he trying to catch the mighty, elusive aquifer turtle ?
On other matters I havee finished my chimay and also drinking rollmops sauce. Nope, doesn't care if vinegar. Gets me stronger.
15:00 Well... Just got another batch of migrants. It's 22 Limestone, time to name these new arrivals.
15:08 part of naming shall be Revealed! Behold !(mk2)
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/33998behold2.png)
THERE IS ONLY WAR
15:51 Did a pause, was playing Dawn of War.
Now back to DF.
15:58 Well, first strange mood. Let'ss see what it gets.
16:02 Changing soundtrack to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtxJWyW8hFk
Because MotB fuck yes. Now for the news of the fortress...
Kamin has started a masonry strange mood ! He has taken granite, bituminous coal and rough schorls. Seems we have a legendary mason right about now. Let's see what he builds.
Post by: Scruffy on September 08, 2013, 02:11:11 pm
Turn seems to be going smoothly :D
13:44 Well, I never saw this error message.Ugh. That thing again.
"cannot produce: drink"
Our save is pretty screwed. I think that someone used dfhack or something and after that DF keeps giving loads of those errors. I was getting alot of them on my earlier turns and seems like changing the site did not remove it. I even tried playing in adventure mode and I keep getting those. The world even causes legendviewer to crash when you try to load it! :-\
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Pretty annoying and I recommend that we generate a new world after this fort crumbles.
Post by: Naryar on September 08, 2013, 05:03:31 pm
Here, the save's mid of autumn. No updates have been done since last time. Surprise artifact by Kamin will happen very soon.
Will upload the save very soon.
Edit: here it is: http://rapidshare.com/files/2471301492/DrunkerFortress.rar
Post by: Ruhn on September 09, 2013, 10:28:37 am
Bummer about the save corruption already.
Post by: Naryar on September 13, 2013, 04:13:09 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 14, 2013, 04:59:36 am
So... has turover just decreased in September ? I remember when we used to miss a turn because someone else started another already.Apparently too many people have LIVES this month. I do not approve. >:(
Post by: Yoink on September 14, 2013, 09:19:38 am
Let's see if I can get some money for booze in the meantime... seems like a long shot, I have under $30 in my bank account just now. :P
Still, I've wanted to try this for a long time. I have a few cheap-arse beers left in the dark depths of the pantry, and I could probably rake together enough cash for a bottle of Bundy's. Although I would really prefer to get some whiskey, since the one time I drank rum was... traumatic.
All going well, I'll do a turn. (If worst comes to worst there's always
Post by: Bobnova on September 14, 2013, 11:21:07 am
Post by: Naryar on September 14, 2013, 01:39:06 pm
Go for it ! Get boozed up and
Post by: Helgoland on September 14, 2013, 03:07:59 pm
Post by: Yoink on September 16, 2013, 12:35:25 am
I overestimated my funds, and so what I ended up being able to afford was a four-pack of premixed rum and cola. :-X
Oh well, between these and the beers I already have lying around I should be able to get pretty much smashed. I am a total lightweight, after all.
Spoiler: Sorry about the mess (click to show/hide)
Going to download the save etcetera and then start drinking. :)
I guess I'll just edit this post?
Edit: Download's taking quite some time. Might go play some Dragon's Dogma while I wait.
Edit: OKAY! Figured it all out. Time to load the save and get drinking! :D First drink opened.
This is gonna end badly.
e: First rum n coke done, good grief Bundy's really does taste like distilled ass. Switching to some XXXX beer.
Looking at the fort, and I have no idea where or what anything is-- and this is SOBER. D:
e: Soundtrack started with The Vandals, is now whatever Youtube chooses to throw at me.
Feeling buzzed, think I'll finish this drink (#3) and then get started on the turn with my next one.
e: Okay let's do this. Starting and stuff. Might take a starting screenshot. Also autocorrect is catching my dunken misteake.s Fuck that, gonna turn it off... oh wait can't figure that out just now ha
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Kay, unspausing now. Let's gooooo
10th sandstone etc
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh man drunk interenetting is hard. I'm still only a beer #4, I ma a disgrace to my nation D:
I was gonna dorf myself, but all the fdwarfes have names. guess I'll wait for migrants. Ahaha.
25th sandstone Aw crap we don't have any logs. I guess that's whythpse beds never got made. Are we in the caverns or something? I tdon't think so
Guess i'll have To go tree hunting
Current song is Leave it Alone by NOFX btw
Before that it was playing The Dead Milkman. Note to (sober) self: Look those dudes up, thery are good
Hehe, forgot to unpause the game. Must be time for another beer. Gonna pee first though.
19th timber: A caravan arrived. What do we need, anyway?? Oh and I oput clover on woodcutting duties cuz they are lazy and we need logs. Also zombie ravens are apparentlyuy attacki9ntg. Oh noes.
1oth Moonstone
I tired to make a tadre depot but the lazy bastards aren
t dping it. A;sp need to build some new rooms and stuff because this is just trerrible. TERRIBLE ARGH
17th Moonstone Oh shit, the merchants left before we could build the depot. Whooooops.
I blame everythging on the lazy dwarves I have to work with. I think I should probably enable some mo0re labours or something.
19th opal Zombie cow moose attack has prompted me to make an actual military. Seriously, how the ghell did we gon without that fir sio long? Jeez.
Anyways I am making a barracks and styff. War dogs took care of the zombie but whatever,.
Bobvnova Koshsazir has gone into a mood. Claimed a craftsdfwarfs workshop. Thios should be interesting. Some crazy celtic punk stuff playing now. Good stuff.
E: Ooooh, it's a Flogging Mollies song called Drunken Lullabioes. How ppropraitae!
Back inn as ec, gota feed pets. Then I'll crck open another beer..
We NEED A BARRACKS!
K bacj. New beer ti,e. Thnk typing is getting worse. Maybe I'll open another rum, even if it tatses bad. MAYBE UI'm drunk enough not to notice :P
11th Obsisdian: The dudes want wrhammers and earrings. I guess someone other than me ahd better get to work eh?
195h Obsidian: Twi ir three kobold thieves. THey thought we were easy puickings. We probably were I dunnio.
One of them died at least. Trid to set up military. Probably failed misertably I this tsate.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/yoink86/df4_zps62176174.png)
Guess I'll startb anew post here, I guess.
Post by: Yoink on September 16, 2013, 04:15:19 am
Oh well I guess wwe'lll kill you now.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/yoink86/df5_zps6a890b1b.png) I guess maye U should get our dudes some weapons.,
R.I.P Bobbnova. BRB need to pee.
22nd Greanite: HOLY SHIT MIGRANTS YAAAAY
Now I can dorf myself! :D
Also people are home so Operation "Pretend not to be drunk is a go"
I AM NOW KNOWN AS 'Yoink' Quakebriads. BRB promoting self to boss.
27th Granite: YOU HAVE STRUCK GOBSHITE
wutPrettty sure iot said something else but whatever
11th Slate: Made a bunch of fishery workers stone deatailarers.
Do we even have fish on this map? I dunno I should pronanly sheck
13th Slate: Holsy shit all our war gdogs are having babies wjay is up with that
25th Slte: STUPID RAVEN ZOMBIES stopping me from making my mansion
They will pay. The Tin Dips and The Lovely Handles will maken ktbjem, pay.
3rd Felsite : (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/yoink86/df6_zpsb3f24cca.png)
Yaaaaaaaaay
Also realised my musijhc had stopped. Now playing The Distillers. Yay.
Aw crap,. Wrex just withrdrew from society. Better not go insane.
Reading Youtube comnents is weird whe drunk. Thwse people are fucklend up.
Wrex claimked a mason
s workship. Listening to punk voere of Summer Lovin'. Can only think of that Cybnadie and Happouiness comic.
4th Felsite: Oh good, he started his thing. Cinstructuon. I don;'t jave tp wprru about getting an old timer killed. :P
8th Felsite: Lovehcild had a babby! And paused my game. Damnuit Loveschild.
Wpoooo I am rather durnk just now. If I awasn't [;auomn ..PLAYING drunk foirtress I would correct those tyoies.
It feel s fweird getting drunk at home. IO AM LEGENDARY ALCHOHOLIC WHOOOOOO!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/yoink86/df7_zpsbc221939.png) Nice work Wrexie. You didn;'t die after all!
'That guy with-- Wait.
11th Felsite: That guy with his wife and sock ha d abui... HAD A BABY. Yay! Good job dud3e.
Aww yeah. Lagwagon now!
18TH Felsite: Oversooer Yoink demands MOAR BOOOZE ! Also Elvben caravan but who care about that.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on September 16, 2013, 04:20:17 am
Post by: Naryar on September 16, 2013, 04:54:39 am
Wpoooo I am rather durnk just now. If I awasn't [;auomn ..PLAYING drunk foirtress I would correct those tyoies.
It feel s fweird getting drunk at home. IO AM LEGENDARY ALCHOHOLIC WHOOOOOO!
Seems like good posting for now.
Post by: Yoink on September 16, 2013, 05:06:56 am
Seriously. I can;'t believe it. This I s aso annoying. I think I eed a new computer.
But, you know., THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
(I havebn't passed out tyet after all!)
So I wailll redi my turn.
Spoiler: Sorry guys I guess we traded a tingy for a millstones (click to show/hide)
man this re-do sucks alreaduy
4th Timber: Rofl I am so sorry guiys, I think I am even drunker than Ib awas the first time around...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Only noticed that acter it was dug uot. Oh well.
Also I think these Wild Tirkey ads really appeal to m,y drunk self. Why am I jnot drinking that?!
Bla bla bla building Trade deopit etc again just like last time. Al.so bedrooms, barracks etc.
Listening to this. Is osslddly appropriate. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ&list=RD02vHAa0zHps2E)
20th Moonstone: Th emerhcants left. again.Whatver,.
28th Mooonstine: Okay, this time the merchants want splints and... I can't re,e,ner tjhere ther thing. Oh well.
Migt have been drinks? I dujnno. Anyway Ib am seting up the tmilitary again. Uau me.
1st Obsisoan: It
s Siquo 2's northday! Yaaaay! She is now a peasanat. Maybe I will daft her.
Also maybe I will eat something to stave off unsconsiousness. NOOLOOOOODLES
4th Obsisian: Aw shit Bobnova's doing the mood styff agai,. Let's hope it';s as easy as last ime.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/yoink86/df10_zps43f92caf.png)
It's weird seein g a muscic video in a different language to what you're sued to when drunk. Blug thi
OOH PSIRNG arrived! yay!
Also looks like I'm listenting tio the Flatliners ow,
'lol wrex kills the fort in 4th year' has created a masterpiece. YAAAAY. We are asaved!
26th Granuite:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also migrants.
I gess this means I exist again,. Yay! I might save the game now, incase my stupud laptop BSODs again.
Listening to Pennywise now. Seems approatiate somehow,
8TH Felsite: Loveschild had a baby. Gaian. AGAIN. Think I', almost caught up to where I was before the BSod. Maybeb I'll save the game again.
Does anyone need to be fordef, DOFE ... Dorfed, still? I have no idea.m
12th Felsire: 'That Guy With His Wife and Sock' just had skohter baby. WTF. Also he is apparently nn ta *NOT a he? I don't know. Maybe I kam jus tnot drunk enougj. It made sense to whoeer gave him *her the nickanm,n e, afer all.
14th Felsite: Elven cravarn! Also Bobnova 2 dies of thirst. Prettu sure they were crazy so it's kokay.
20th Felsite: We had a koolmd thief, but they got away. Damn. Also a wardog got stabbed.
I think I should satt making some of my awesome patented watchtower things.
26th Felsite brb gotta wee.
Also another kbold thief escaped. Didn't stel anything though.
Stipud Elven teraders wouldn't accept my offer. I guees that meabns they all DIE! AHAHAHAHAH! DIEEEEEE!
Also it is raining IRL. Cool. Usually I don;'t hear the rain do it must be pretty loud.
Spoiler: lolnoope (click to show/hide)
21st Hemaite 132: KM-18210 have birth ton a girl! Uaaaay.
20th Malachtie: More migrants! W=hoooo!
5th GakebaL &*Galebna: aom some peanant no one cared about mwent insane. Oh well toob bhd.
5th Sabdstone: WHY ARE PEOPLE DYING OF THIRT WE HAVE PLNETY OF DRINKS
DAMNIT
Ooh, finished my frink. That's, like... fouy rbeers and three bottl;knb *BOTTLES of rum & coke. Sp like... 10 testandard drinks or so.
Oh, it's okay guys, Muigrants appaeared to replace those idior s who died. Yay!
1st timber: AAGH the DOG SKIN is interrupting everyonn e runn for your liiiives!
Also Kikrost Idennomal I s making a mysrterious contrsution,.
5th Timber:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Umm okay then, Kikrost.
15th TimberL: lovely, out dwarves hunb t things and they come back to life before they can even treturn the kill. x_x
19th TimberL A Carasvan has arrived! Maybe they brought us stuff! :D
21st TimberL Finally, killed a ikobild thief. Also outpost liason here. Let's have us a lovely chat. I will brew up the tea.
21st Moonstine; Clover Magic gave birth to aboy. Yyay!
20th Opal: Ohgreat, now the ravesn are SKELETONS. Oh wel. they're not causing much trouble. We should be fiiiiine.
laos I'm making a bunch of new rooms.
27th Opal: OPh great, some dipshit got possessed. MAKE SOMETHING DECENT THIS TIME DAMNIT
17th Obsiidiian: Uggghjh, out of logs agaihn. Also the moody guy is p[robably going to go insane.
Oh and a snatcher just showed up. KILL IIIIIT
27th Obsisidian: Chased off a bunch of kobild thieves and goblins snatchers. Thun k we need some markdwarves.
Finisdhed drink #8.... go m.e
Oh wow, SPRING IS HERE!
Guess I'll upload the save tetcetaera.
One sec, uploading.,
Here is the save! :D (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7982)
Post by: Naryar on September 16, 2013, 09:55:16 am
I'll let another take a turn I guess, then will play.
also Yoink you can give a rule for future overseers since you played one year, hell even more.
Post by: Bobnova on September 16, 2013, 11:41:22 am
I'm impressed by diving right back in after the crash! That's intense.
Great turn :D
Post by: Scruffy on September 16, 2013, 12:29:46 pm
I have to think about this
Post by: Naryar on September 16, 2013, 01:21:43 pm
To dorf or not to dorf..
I have to think about this
Chug and do it !
I'll probably take a turn just after.
Post by: Scruffy on September 16, 2013, 01:47:37 pm
I'm starting a turn and it will most likely take 3hours or so. Hope you will still be able to take a turn after meTo dorf or not to dorf..
I have to think about this
Chug and do it !
I'll probably take a turn just after.
Post by: Naryar on September 16, 2013, 02:06:03 pm
Considering I must wake up pretty early for school, I'm not going to take a turn today. Too bad cause I'm already slightly boozed up.I'm starting a turn and it will most likely take 3hours or so. Hope you will still be able to take a turn after meTo dorf or not to dorf..
I have to think about this
Chug and do it !
I'll probably take a turn just after.
This week for sure though. Probably Wednesday or something.
Post by: Scruffy on September 16, 2013, 02:40:40 pm
Finally. I will finish the idea I wanted to do on my prvious turns and already prototyped ages ago without the magma.
A COLLAPSABLE FORTRESS WITH MAGMA! YESH!
I just hope the drunken little buggers will be able to survive and not sarve starve during this rigorous project. No need for less important jobs. MINE MY MINIONS; MINE!
bonbbonva is haunting us.
Need to seal the fortress because of undead
We are cooking our booze
everyone is miserable!
WE HAVE NO ANVIL!
NEED DEPOT! NEED PICKS! NEED ANVIL FOR PICKS! DOEFS !
Moody berserker. Bites dog. Kill him!
Bitten puppy dies.
Gave them lazy mountain bums som jobs.
Tantrums
;MORe rooms
Gave nobles rooms and such.
Now to make our food produition actually useful and organized before I am too durnk
thatguy with his wife and sock went bersekr and killed a few bagbies. nothing important lost
starving
coooking elf tallow. WHO THE HELL SCREwed AROUND WITH OUR RAWS? ELF TALLOW?
coffubs and slaps
Caravan leaving. Need food. Kill
Oops. did not know whe had a depot
Got food now. dozxens of dorfs tantrumnming
Lovechild died, scryffy melacndholig
HUGE MINING PROJEDT BUt NO PICKS OR ANCILS!
From 55+ to 27 dorfgs. too much tangrum.
19 dorfs
half insane
8 dorfs. Just 3 months and everryone died frm tantrums
Kamin berserk. Killed Clobver. KLilling everything
2dprfs
zombie falls on kamin. kamin dies.
all dead or insane
some rose as sombies
Recölaoming
who editet the raws and screwed with dghack stock level thingis?
Reclaiming with 5miners, farmer, chef
Crap. From fortress
Bobnova still hauinting
Slabbing everyone
Ha ve to fight. corpses
Wrex killed by zombie wrex
Akll ded. killed by corpses of old dorfs
Post by: Naryar on September 16, 2013, 03:13:46 pm
Post by: Scruffy on September 16, 2013, 03:18:41 pm
Edit: Uploading save. Feel free to skip this turn and use the previous save if you want to continue from the (mostly) living and unhappy fortress instead of a zombie infested one
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7983
Post by: Yoink on September 16, 2013, 04:00:34 pm
I made+engraved a couple of slabs, but never got around to actually placing them anywhere. :P I don't think the military I tried to set up really worked, either... might be because we had no weapons. I dunno.
Overall that was pretty fun! Except for the BSoD part. I swear, I had never had one of those before I got this laptop...
Everything got just a bit sillier the second time around. Trying to dig out nice bigger rooms like I usually do, ended up accidentally joining one onto the dining hall, making them all different sizes and getting the doorways all out of line. Whoops.
I maybe wasn't quite as drunk as I could have been... I didn't have that much booze, after all. It was hard to force myself to drink that rum and coke even at the height of my drunkenness. :-X Still, I definitely was drunk. Doing internet things like uploading screenshots was hard.
Post by: Bobnova on September 16, 2013, 06:41:01 pm
Now to make our food produition actually useful and organized before I am too durnk thatguy with his wife and sock went bersekr and killed a few bagbies. nothing important lost starvingcoooking elf tallow. WHO THE HELL SCREwed AROUND WITH OUR RAWS? ELF TALLOW?Aaaaahahahhaha someone finally noticed! I put that in when i generated the new world, when the old world got too trashed. The raws probably don't reflect it now, but the ethics is something that is baked it at world gen and not checked again later.
Donno wtf happened to the raws as far as production/dfhack/etc. goes, that wasn't me.
Wrex killed by zombie wrexrofl
Post by: Lolfail0009 on September 17, 2013, 02:57:58 am
Dorf me as Rokenzan
Profession: The Mad
With highest level of musicality you can get.
Post by: Naryar on September 18, 2013, 04:52:54 am
If not I'll do it on Wednesday evening, as planned.
Post by: Bobnova on September 18, 2013, 09:08:54 am
Post by: Scruffy on September 18, 2013, 03:36:33 pm
Well, that is up to the next overseer to decide. Sorry about the dead fortress though. :-[
Post by: DS on September 18, 2013, 05:42:10 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 18, 2013, 06:26:30 pm
Have at it DS! This operates on a First Drunk First Served basis. If you're drunk and start a turn, it's your turn!
Post by: Naryar on September 19, 2013, 04:19:04 am
I've had my eye on this thread for a while, and an opportunity to participate has just risen, phoenix-like, out of the ashes of my former plans for this Thursday evening. If nobody objects, I'd like to take a turn then.
Sure, make new raws and go on. I'll take a turn afterwards.
Post by: enisea on September 19, 2013, 08:44:45 am
Would anyone be so kind to explain what does "make new raws" mean?
Post by: Naryar on September 19, 2013, 09:23:07 am
Post by: DS on September 19, 2013, 10:33:29 am
Post by: Ruhn on September 19, 2013, 11:43:24 am
Davey Jones will greet the scallywag that tries to generate the next world while sober.
Get yer RUM mates, and may the wind favor ye.
Post by: Naryar on September 19, 2013, 12:09:30 pm
Post by: Scruffy on September 19, 2013, 01:22:58 pm
Whether to use it or not is up to the next player
Edit: Meh. Genned two advanced world gen worlds and both ended up being pretty mediocre. First had some rather nice sites but very few mountains (plenty of caves though) and the other had more volcanoes but less interesting sites (and the volcanos were far away from rivers and caves)
Post by: enisea on September 19, 2013, 02:34:31 pm
I do claim a turn!
Vanilla downloaded, genning a world...
(To be continued...)
Trying to create Emacamade, the everlasting realm...
Sucsess! Max minerals, 4*default of good and evil, 500 everything but max height variance and volcanism variance, 200 volcanoes...
Running history. Age of Myth, year 203. Can't wait anymore. I see Mythical continents and the blizzard of seducing.
In the legends, I see the treaty of Oiling.Dwarves that are led at year 1 by a vampire and a necromancer. Let's expand this civ!
Searching for a volcano+river embark... Nothing yet/ Borring
The Dank Waste, a 3*3 volcano+river haunted embark, with very deep soil and aquifer (should be ok because of volcano). Stream and volcano name are long and unreadable.
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2246/kbsv.jpg)
One cook + farmer(Mestthos), one mason + architect (Ast Rathletmos) (female). All others (male) military + helpful skills.
Zasit will be the general (Axedwarf + teacher), Doren Weaponsmith + Axe, Onul Mechanic + Axe, Olon and Adil are Hammerdwarfs + Miners.
Anyone needs dwarfing?
Fortressriddle, ere the giant dingoes get hungry...
Post by: Bobnova on September 19, 2013, 03:05:47 pm
Looking forward to reading the turn!
There's a solid 6-7 hours before DS was thinking about being smashed enough, plenty of time for a turn and upload.
I do love me a day with two DDF turns!
Post by: enisea on September 19, 2013, 03:22:05 pm
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/4797/ivi0.jpg)
Bobnova, well, in Moscow it is night and today has already finished... If this sentence has any sense in it....
We have sturgeons and carps in the river!
Post by: Naryar on September 19, 2013, 03:29:21 pm
200 volcanoes
Fuck yes. I approve.
haunted embark
That however will cause fortress-stopping FUN in the second or third year...
anyways, I'm boozed up. If you finish up that year in 2-3 hours I will take a turn, but my booze stocks are dwindling already.
Post by: enisea on September 19, 2013, 03:37:35 pm
Naryar, I'll do mu drunk-best ;)
We have this aquifer problem...
(http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/5562/cyks.jpg)
There is a problm with that drifting dust:
(http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/5229/0dpk.jpg)
Well, it turned out that the aquifer is not a problem, the dust is. I have just starting digging, everything outside yet.
With all this generating I feel really sleepy and hungry. I suppose I will upload for someone else to continue.
Post by: Bobnova on September 19, 2013, 04:23:26 pm
Also potentially a new record of three turns in one day!
In any event, I'm watching this thread like a hawk for updates :D
Good luck with the aquifer! I've never seen one right next to a volcano like that. Could make things Fun.
The sentence made perfect sense.
Post by: Naryar on September 19, 2013, 04:39:03 pm
anyways, feel free to reveal the hell out of the map with dfhack to dig where is there no aquifer.
If there is an aquifer all over the map... Good luck. Especially while drunk.
Post by: enisea on September 19, 2013, 04:40:13 pm
There are two stairs which go past the aquifer, aome farms aet up, a couple of stockpiles... And one dwarf and some animals in need of a doctor.
Here is the upload, hope everything except the dust is all right:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7988 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7988)
Post by: Naryar on September 19, 2013, 04:53:32 pm
also 3 turns in one day ? By the Nine Hells, yes !
05:00 Opening up save. Let's see what happens.
ambient music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHfE682mm3c
05:03 Okay... let's try to save this. There are animals outside, and the wagon, visibly completely untouched by the evil cloud things. Let's see what I can do with this.
05:06 So the evil cloud causes rotting ? Heh. I understand why the animals are outside then. Oh well, no carp husks.
05:10 Well, there are 2-3 levels of aquifer, sand and yellow sand only. It's not a problem since volcanic rock surrounds the volcano (yes, really) quite generusly.
05:12 New ambient: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-gnjMemqdE
Not exactly fitting since i'm in a haunted biome. anyways, no undead in sight, just that rotting mist. It doesn't seem to kill, at least not at small doses.
05:16 I will build a bridge to close the fort asap. Maybe butcher the hungry grazers as well.
although considering the militia commander is a walking source of miasma as well... this may be fun.
05:19 Rotting clouds seem to have subsided. Let's try breaking that wagon and getting the shit it has inside without more rotting.
05:23 a cloud of creeping dust has drifted nearby!
Okay, wagon is deconstructed and most things are inside. Let's race that cloud.
05:25 Victory ! Everything is inside and the cloud has disappeared for somereason! Let's finished up that bridgee!
05:35 well, building beds. Fort is pretty laden with miasma with that rotting militia commander, even if dwarven moraleseems to hold.
I MUST DRINK MORE !
05:42 New musical theme : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLUvkKu2-pk
Good old PS:T. Building more beds. Rotting clouds doesn't seem to be lethal, although I'm quite sure it will cause a tantrum spiral somewhere...
Post by: Bobnova on September 19, 2013, 06:24:22 pm
Bobnova, sorry for stoppnig the updates, but I am really exhausted.
There are two stairs which go past the aquifer, aome farms aet up, a couple of stockpiles... And one dwarf and some animals in need of a doctor.
Here is the upload, hope everything except the dust is all right:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7988 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7988)
Not a problem! I'm happy to see new people taking a crack at things :D
Thanks for kicking this fortress off!
Sand and magma!>? GLASS TIME!
Green glass ALL the things!
Post by: Naryar on September 19, 2013, 11:43:08 pm
Uploading save.
Edit: http://rapidshare.com/share/0B5FFA8BEF7133C50F76D79A6AD1A50F
Post by: DS on September 19, 2013, 11:52:57 pm
EDIT: Wow, I guess I really am. Hah.
Post by: DS on September 20, 2013, 12:32:53 am
- 11:00:
AIGHT. Here we go. I usually expend some amount of effort correcting my speling as I go, but I' for the sake of the project, I'll abstain from using the backspace key. At this point, I'd say I've had a little more than two shots of vodka. My drink of choice, neat.
Booting up now.
Erm. The militia commander is rotten all the way through, yep. Miamsa clousds everywhere. This will be fun.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
- 11:06
Digging out a dining hall from orthoclase and marble. In celebration, I poured myself another two shots. Vodka of the Gods from TJ's. Mmm mm. How did we get so much steel? There's like a dozen weapons jsut lying around.
I think I've finally figured out where everything is, which indicates to me that I may not be as drunk as neceessary ujust yet.
-11:12
"The Stray Horse (Tame) has been missing for a week."
Look, bub, that was before I got here. Not. Responsible.
Dining hall excavated. Digging out a magma forge area now. Hopefully by the time the first migrants arrive, we can have a good glass industry going. Or something.
Post by: Naryar on September 20, 2013, 01:07:18 am
Let's see how this turn goes.
Post by: DS on September 20, 2013, 01:16:15 am
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All but one of the dogs are dead, and the last one is sure to go soon too. It look slike the dust is fatal, causing terminal rot. Anything that comes into contact with it rots alive. Until they die. Of rot.
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Oh! Migrants!
- 11:19
One of the miners just burst into flames while digging near the edge of the volcano. I dno't know how. Just... one moment, he was digging, the next moment, poof, !!miner!!
lukcily, he has the good decensy to stay in one spalce
- 11:35
Ok, good fortuen that our mason isn't dead. So our coffin industry is totallly up and running.
Thiungs are going great. At 5 dwarves. Hopefully anohter mogratn wave some coon.
- 11:50
A rampaging rotting camel was moving through the fort, so I mobilized one of the dwarves who had a skill with an axe to take care of it. Things ended poorly. 4 dwarves.
Post by: Naryar on September 20, 2013, 01:53:12 am
Post by: DS on September 20, 2013, 02:09:51 am
A migrant wasve jsut vame too, I dorfed myself as the immigrant who happend to show up at the depot, since nobody knew how to trade. Now I"m operating the magma furnaces, chruning out silver and copper for whoever decides to take nteh xte tuern.
Praise Armok.
12:14
HOLY SHIT. A fishery worker just fucrakng couhgt fire. I don't know how. It was ni the asame place as the miner, though. Like, he just walked along the edge of the volcano, and then POOF. Fucking !!fishery worker!!
...oddly, it's only the fishery workers' right mitten that is on fire. But even though I forbitd it, he still insists on wearing it.
even in death, the dwarf insists upon good fashion. :(
- 12:20
This is... curiosu. The fisherdwarf with the flaming mitten emits no smoke, and the itten hasn't degraded at all... nor has the dwarf asually sufferend any injuries. I'm not sure what to think here.
I'll be finishing soon. The enxt overseer will have to deal with (and possibly weaongisnze0 thiks perpauslly on fire wdar.f
Post by: Siquo on September 20, 2013, 02:23:48 am
Ok, good fortuen that our mason isn't dead. So our coffin industry is totallly up and running.That sums it up.
Great turns, guys, and it looks like an awesome location :)
Post by: DS on September 20, 2013, 03:46:00 am
A new metalworking induzxtry is up, and I'm out. Good luck to whoever decides to take it next.
Also, keep an eye on the dwarf that is perp[etually on fire. Just FYI.
Post by: Naryar on September 20, 2013, 04:24:06 am
Post by: Yoink on September 20, 2013, 06:35:39 am
(And no, I've never figured out how to do the ASCII symbol.)
Good turn!
Post by: Scruffy on September 20, 2013, 06:41:19 am
Welp. Let's see what happens when !!Urist McFisheryworker!! gets thirsty. :oSadly booze isn't explosive or flammable. :'(
Interesting turns. The new world seems nice.
Post by: Ruhn on September 20, 2013, 11:26:16 am
Is it the volcanoe, or some other evil effect causing these random fire s I wonder?
Post by: Naryar on September 20, 2013, 11:37:32 am
Then his mitten was set on fire, but the fire was so afraid of the dwarf he surrounded him without harming him and now we have a fisherdwarf perpetually surrounded with fire as a testament to his badassery.
Put it in the army asap and kill goblins with a perpetually burning !!axelord!!. I mean how utterly cool is that ?
Post by: Ruhn on September 20, 2013, 12:21:53 pm
I just have to quote this, might be good for OP even.
HOLY SHIT. A fishery worker just fucrakng couhgt fire. I don't know how. It was ni the asame place as the miner, though. Like, he just walked along the edge of the volcano, and then POOF. Fucking !!fishery worker!!
Post by: Bobnova on September 20, 2013, 01:16:27 pm
Post by: DS on September 20, 2013, 01:33:40 pm
Yeah, that dwarf's mitten was on fire all winter. Didn't show any wear at all, and nothing else around it has caught fire. Odd.
Post by: Naryar on September 20, 2013, 01:54:12 pm
Ow, my liver.
Yeah, that dwarf's mitten was on fire all winter. Didn't show any wear at all, and nothing else around it has caught fire. Odd.
Temp is on ? Is it a vampire ?
Post by: Scruffy on September 20, 2013, 02:06:58 pm
Edit: This save is tempting me. Again.
Post by: Naryar on September 20, 2013, 04:33:25 pm
Checked the save. The dwarf will go to sleep and die from blood loss (burning) while sleeping in his bed
Edit: This save is tempting me. Again.
Do it.
I may take a proper turn tomorrow, right now I don't have enough booze to follow you on this now.
Post by: DS on September 20, 2013, 04:41:24 pm
Checked the save. The dwarf will go to sleep and die from blood loss (burning) while sleeping in his bed
Edit: This save is tempting me. Again.
Curious. That dwarf slept a couple times during my turn and was apparently fine. Temperature was on, too, as evidenced by the miner who burst into flames earlier in my turn.
Post by: Scruffy on September 20, 2013, 04:52:02 pm
I don't have overly much to drink tonight. Just a 0.5dl bottle of wine and da pint of 9% homemade stout. Downed half of the wine
Fprt looks nice. No enemies.
burning dorf is sleeping and smoking,
Died in a cloud of smoke
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EVERY damn time I play I start a priject that fails but THIS time I will finish my project.
A copllapsable magmamoat sourrounded fortress.
Every jobless bum is now miner
Copper picks on repeat construction? I love you. I LOVE YOU!
MINE MINIEOS! MINE!
WHAT? An aquifer? We ca go around but WE WONT! THE DWARVEN WYA IS TO BAS H HEAD AGAINST OBSTACLE UNTIL WE GET THROUGH!
A game of dwarven chicken. water and cforf. which will yealrd first?
Obsidian! We will make hte aquifer into obsidian!
MINE MINIONS!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Marble weapon rack
need floodgates .magmasafe crap.
Projecdtr begins
mo craftsforkshops. None around
need them for booze
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
need to drop magma on magma. Water on magma. ponds. too much down there
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
ened to get more drunksome lovecraft historical society music.
well project. complain on no watersouce. Will give em a watersauice. Well in dining room
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Big wave of migrants.
Miners. Every ingle one of them.
Yes.
Nice
magma disappearing. two layors ready to dig
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
More crages . Graves. Just in case
15 or so minres can make miracles in a year
humans. gfood. tkae waht is ours. they bring it to our hlands, it is ours now
fpood? i suppoes i ordered some to be made. I t hink. Yes, pretty sure they have something to eat in addition to htier beards
prokect mbedrooms
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
digging deeper into obsidian
AQUIFER BEWQARE! THE DORFS ARE COMING!
Searched for digging music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVmCtXaGnXY
DIggy diggy hole!
Damn that song is crappy but suits DF
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
wait. this wornt work. need to think. project nearly complete but wont work like thsi
dug some more. will work now but with unneeded supporst.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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ready to satht
dorf ruhn immune to magma. too thin. Corpulent.
Ruhn still not giving a shit about magma.
surcived in magma for fweeks. now dieing by drowning in 6-7magma
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Tested save. the mechanism works. somewhat. YESH! !!SCIENCE!!
Sober enough to post the save. Unusuakl
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7992
Post by: DS on September 20, 2013, 05:37:33 pm
Copper picks on repeat construction? I love you. I LOVE YOU!
Haha, yeah. I had intended them for weapon traps, but mining works too.
Post by: Bobnova on September 20, 2013, 06:27:01 pm
What I really enjoy is that the single most played Drunk Fortress day of all time, with THREE turns in one day (in the US, anyway) was a Thursday. Not even a weekend. You guys rule.
Also omfg lol the fortress so far, and at scruffy's turn so far. HELL YES to picks on Auto.
Put Collect Sand and Green Glass Something Awesome (or, coffin) on auto too :D
An entire fortress of miners and glassdorfs.
Post by: Naryar on September 21, 2013, 02:23:35 am
I will take another turn this day. So, what's to do in the fort.
Post by: Scruffy on September 21, 2013, 11:55:06 am
Very dwarven turn, Scruffy.I entirely neglected the militia and industry to concentrate on mining, so perhaps check the militia and make new magma forges (old ones don't have magma atm)
I will take another turn this day. So, what's to do in the fort.
There haven't been any invasions except for thieves so the fortress is pretty open for enemies. The fort has been peaceful and food plentiful thanks to looted caravans. Other than that I don't know.
Oh, and bedrooms/diningroom could perhaps be improved and we don't have accurate bookkeeping.
Bah, just do what your drunken little mind thinks is for the greater good. There is no reason to let old previous overseers to dictate what to do ;D
I look up to reading your turn
AND DON'T PULL THE LEVER. Seriously
Post by: Naryar on September 21, 2013, 11:59:59 am
Turn starting in one hour or something like that. I need to get boozed up.
Post by: Naryar on September 21, 2013, 12:33:37 pm
Will start downloading the save, gonna open again that Duvel. Maybe I should add lemon juice in it ?
12:39 WHY bobnova, you dare to taunt me ?!?!
anyways, started up that duvel. Much tastier. Download's taking some time.
I still have 1.25l of beer in the fridge... I suppose I will start playing after that duvel.
12:44 Opening up save, half of duvel is gone already. I feel pretty good right now.
12:49 Oh gods everything is in a mess. Why are there goblin ambushers outside the fort with dwarves ? I'm ordering a squad kill.
edit: wait i'm finishing the duvel before playing else that'll be pointless
13:00 Well, no more goblins. although half the guys are outside and we barely have any weapon traps. Herp derp.
Must still finish that duvel. *chug chug* Well, that is done now!
13:02 Winter is upon you!
Well, after Scruffy's surrounding on the room wth magma central heating,d i mut go to work on the fort military and do an inside burrow. or soemthing dlike that hahaha
13:08 The liaison just ended t'ss meeting. Well.. anyways
DRINKING tally!
1 chimay triple (33cl, 8°)
1 duvel (33cl, 8,5°)
Currently am facing a wel scotch (25cl, 6,2°) Have 5 more o them in the drifghe og god i can't type straight and everything is funnier without the return key.
on other matters I saved a miner from the magma, well he was prolly going to die of thirst beforehand... walling that hole.
13:10 what the fuck is up with that bay12 clock it gets the times all wrong damn tit;s
bahahahaha damn tits and it was a drunken typo hahaha
anyways... gonna make an insde burrow and must spam weapon traps, I guess.
13:19 Well, just finished that burrow. go on active/training mode to restrict civilians beyond that bridge I built way back.
Must... finish... beer... *chug chug chugù* still not finished.
13:22 Still chugging healthily! anyways why is there no bookeper assigned in there, i hate these ???'s in the stoksn scredenen
13: 26 Trapmaking is going ok. also Conan the Barbarian music is the best and the manliest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKYAruk_BPM
i mean lsten to this shit guys
13:28 Finished first wel scotch. TO THE SECOND ONE! FORWARD ! TO DRUNKEN GLORY !
anyways we only have 128 drink in the fort, so i order more drnks . more drinks! more !
13:38 Well... I'mbuilding a new magma forge level, let's hope I won't have to sacrifice a miner to do it.
...Thinking about it, maybe i SHOULD get a miner on fire to hope he's an eternally burning miner. OK, let's do it! ù*chugging more booze*
13:41 cloud of rotting dust. Civilians to burrorw:! I love burrrows, unless the things fuck up, because theings alsways fuck up in DF.
edit: also, this is around the time that i go sleeping. NOT THIS TIME! away with you, morpheus!
13:45 Maybe I should name all the dwarves. I'm going to drink a bit more for added hilarity first.
13:48 Well... finished second Wel Scotch. I will post thed rinkign tally afterthe third if I am still conscious.
Currently drnkiign some bottled gazpacho. It's pretty awesome: hydration + vegetable intake necessary. LOLOLOLOLLL like you guys care. anyways... I should open a THIRD welscoth. I'm going into dangerous waters right now, but who cares ? DF is fun dangerous and I fear nothing. FOR KHORNE§§!
13:56 Okay, back to playing. Third welscothc. thing. a trap is blocked because of gob loot al around. Unforbdigging.
13:59 Nearly finished with the trap system. Maybe I should make it bigger.
anyways, the miner sent to open up that new magma forge magmaduct is on fire, unsurprisigly. He's gotta die soon, since he's alreayd Gvint. I mean fgfiaint OH GOD what Faint! damn it.
14:05 Wait, threre's no manager, what a suprse! well, the bookkeeper s now the manager.
14:08 Done the new magma forge. Maybeneeed to build stockpiles next to it.
14:14 Don't feel like drinking more. amgetting distarrcted by the res tof things. Must playdf moar
14:21 Building a few craf'tswdwarf workshorps;. We need a rock potindustry. and moar drnnks being brewd!
14:23 Finishing that wel scotch.
... Oh well, 1/2 is close enough.
I, the mighty Naryar, shall now christen all of the dwarves. BEHOLD§!!!
14:32 I must say naming all the dwarves takes time. anyways i'm pretty drunk so taking a pause from drinking. after another chugg!g
14:49 I'm not asleep! Miracle!
anyways I finished dorfing everyone, there are seven bobnovas running around (lol old joke is old). I'm starting to play and drink again.
14:52 Siquo 2, hunter, has fallen into a fell mood. Let's see what he produces.
14:54 Let's swindle the merchants ! Hurray ! Deconstructing the tradedbedopt i mean depot.
15:00 Well... drinking tally:
1 Chimay yellow
1 Duvel
2 Wel Scotch(25cl, 6,2°)
Yeah, I can't drink much more else I'm gonna vomit. Stll pretty dunk, although I shuld drink moe.
15:07 SIquo 2 has made something useless. a cobaltite toy boat.
I feel like dumping him in magma, but don't even feeel like it.
15:13 australianwinter has given birth to a girl.
I suppose I should dig for more metals, lengthen the walls and get moar traps.
15:29 Spring is here, ok that's a slow turn here...
Third wel scotch here I go. Walls of the entrance have been lengthened, now I must get more metals.
15:37 Still haven't drink moar, I suppose I should.
15:39 Magma moat!
15:52 Magma moat = finished. + fortifications. We're in the middle of Spring, food and drink are just fine.
15:55 I'm building another general stockpile next to the trading depot. also, more beds.
16:01 Have finished with the rooms. Now smoothing bedrooms. Goblins doesn't seem to be athreat.
I MUST DINK MORRER.RE
16:08 Elf caravan. Gonna swindle them.
16:15 Now I feel like killing these elves. Scruffy! Wrex! Murder them both !
16:20 ha ha FUCK YOU ELVES
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/13850fuelves.png)
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/12868fuelves2.png)
16:23 Well. Elves are killed. Now for the dumping shit in the volcano.
16:30 Hooray! Exploratory minigng gave up 2 hematite veins ! Going to dig through !
16:35 Hematite is going stead. Finished with the 4th wel scotch. Did I mentioned it's the 21st of hematite (heh) aka early summer yet ? No, I did not.
16:44 Finished the smoothign of the rooms. Hmm.
16:45 Lots and lots of babies over there.
17:11 Magma trap is nearly finished. Goblin ambush appeared and was promptly dispersedwhen theapparent leader impaled itself on my weapon traps.
17:15 Magma trap is mostly finished. It's not my best trap ever but no matter. Besides, it's autumn now. I'll be finished;... soooon.
17:20 Testing magma trap! Everyone inside!
17:25 Well... one of the bridges doesn't work. Because the entry bridge isn't LINKED to the lever. Doing that.
17:26 PULL THE LEVER!
Now pull the other lever.... mwahahaha
17:30 It works ! These goblins will BURN! BUUUUURRRRNNNN! Mwahahahahahahaha!
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/67443burn1.png)
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/67232burn2.png)
Lost one weapon trap to magma. Visibly not much more,apart from goblin clothes and elf crap.
...Wait, actually I've lost all of my weapon traps to magma. Every single copper things has melted, unsurprisingly... Oh well, next overseer will have to build IROn weapon traps with magmaaaa safe mechanisms.
17:36 I'm seeing something completely new. Slimy molten copper and slimy molten silver.
They have creeping dust (that rotting cloud material) on them.
17:39 Oh well, it's the half of limestone. I'm not drunk anymore, so I will be uploading the save.
Did one year, so... I therefore pass a law that every single time you order a batch of booze to be made (by manager or directly in still), finish your drink.
Post by: Bobnova on September 21, 2013, 12:34:00 pm
Post by: vyznev on September 21, 2013, 05:41:08 pm
Post by: Naryar on September 21, 2013, 05:45:06 pm
Uploading the save.
and I didn't sleep hahahaha take that bobnova
Edit: also ecology is pretty nice, i'm having ecology lessons in the cursus I follow as well.
anyways save is just fine, I assume it will take a round 10 minutes to upload.
Post by: vyznev on September 21, 2013, 05:56:06 pm
another 3-turn day ? Hell yes !Cool, post the URL once it's done and I'll grab it.
Uploading the save.
Did one year, so... I therefore pass a law that every single time you order a batch of booze to be made (by manager or directly in still), finish your drink.Oh shit... :o I really don't want to pass out again, especially since I have to be up and photographing stuff tomorrow. I may just set booze on repeat, I hope that counts as just one order?
Post by: Naryar on September 21, 2013, 06:04:58 pm
Did one year, so... I therefore pass a law that every single time you order a batch of booze to be made (by manager or directly in still), finish your drink.Oh shit... :o I really don't want to pass out again, especially since I have to be up and photographing stuff tomorrow. I may just set booze on repeat, I hope that counts as just one order?
Yes it does. Every single time you order booze to be made you must drink, how much you order doesn't matter.
although you have more than 1000 booze in the fort for 50 dwarves, and 18 drink orders are still listed.
also I visibly lost 18 days. Oh, well.
You will have to increase the main fort burrow to the upper stories of the fort, then link up the lever at z+2 (compared to main flat level) to the bridge closing the fort, and then you can try the magma trap.
Upload is 80%. Soon, soon !
Post by: Naryar on September 21, 2013, 06:10:36 pm
http://rapidshare.com/share/911B1BB505261E27D514FADC818CF3C2
Post by: vyznev on September 21, 2013, 06:21:19 pm
In order to avoid a repeat of my previous turn (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4123525#msg4123525), I'm sticking to lager this time. I'm not gonna run out of that anyway, I've got a 24-pack of Kukko in the fridge.
Any other rules I should remember to follow? Does someone wanna be dorfed?
02:28: OK, opened the save.
Listening to SceneSat radio (http://scenesat.com/), because why not? They're apparently doing live coverage of the WeCan demo party (http://www.we-can.pl/) in Poland just now. Taking a break to watch a compo before resuming DF. They're streaming the graphics on the party web site, but annoyingly the sound is just a little bit off sync with the radio stream so it sounds really freaky to have both playing at the same time. :(
03:06: That last Amiga demo look like it could've been pretty neat, if it hadn't been bugged to all hell and back. Dunno if that was the coders' or the organizers' fault. Anyway, starting to play for real now. I don't think I need to order more booze nay time soon. Finished a beer anyway.
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Aw dammit, Windows update wants me to restart, and I just bet it's gonna keep bugging me every 15 minutes if I don't do it. :(
03:12: Someone had frobidden the brewing of plump helmets. We've got over 300 of the buggers, I think we can afford to brew a few. Not that we need to.
Bobnove wants
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We've got merchants. Also ghosts. Need slabs.
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Apparently we also don't have a trade depot. Ordered one built. Got a beer. The magma forges are apparently just built conveniently on top of the volcano. That seems like a good idea... ???
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Gods this place is a mess.
03:34: Unpaused. Can't brew drink because no barrels. Ordered some ppots. Some wall got suspended bacasue of blocked site. Hope it wasn't anything important coz I can't find it.
03:42: Trading. Not sure what we've got to sell. Meals are always good, looks like our food industry is doing fine. Maybe picks too, if they're still on
03:51: Trading complete. A few barrels of meals got pretty much everything useful they had.
03:57: Found the cemetery. Truned off pet burial until we get more coffins built.
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Planning my project fro this year. I'm thinking of a drop chute ending in a temple to Armok / meeting hall. Need to get these silly dorfs used to the carnage they're going to face later,. 8)
04:18: Oops, looks like my sacrifice chute has claimed its first victim. Sorry Rokenzan.
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In other words, I dorfed myself as one of the new migrants, a Blanksmith. Who's apparently a she. And married, and been around quite abit. Had to check if she's a vampire, but I don't think so.
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05:17: Some creepy dust has shown up. I think I should probably order the dorfs indoors.
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In other news, construction of the temple proceeds nicely and with an acceptable level of casualties.
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06:02: More traders. Sold food, bought all kinds of stuff. Ordered dogs, we need some!
Wow, it's only winter. Gotta play faster... Got some coffee to keep me awake. Giot a beer too. An a sammich.
It's quiet. The next door neighbors were having a party, but they seem to have stopped
The mountainhome really wants prepared meals. Good for us! Better up the production rate, just in case.
06:41: OOpsie...
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07:01: Oh waht now.. >:(
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OK, I guess this explains it...
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07:26: Hmm, we may need a new manager. :(
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07:42: Ah, wonderful, my cage traps are working! :)
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07:52: Uh oh, Scruffy went berserk. :(
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08:03: Ambush! Better pull up the bridge... hope this is the right lever...
...oh, I guess it was the magma release lever. :-[ Oh well, that works too... :P
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Oh dear, I think my DF just froze. I'll try dfhack's quicksave, maybe that'll help, otherwise everything I did this season is gone. :(
Also feeling kind of sober... should do something about that if I want to finish this year (and I do).
Phew! Looks like that worked, the save opened up OK. This calls for a drink! Also, it's spring now. Two more seasons to go...
08:37: Oh, so that's where Scruffy ended up...
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09:45: OK, the noble quarters are ready:
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09_59: A giant shows up...
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...and is caged. :P
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10-ish: OK, time to test the temple. Here it is before use:
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And here's the drop zone 34 z-levels above, with caged coblins awaiting their fate.
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Let's start by summoning everyone to watch...
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...aand here they go...
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A funny thing i noted is that we seem to have acquired a "(tame toad)". Dunno what that's supposed to be about... ???
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Oh yeah, some elves showed up while I was amusing my dorfs by dropping cows and goblins down a chute onto some spikes. Deconstructed the depot from under them. Also, it's now summer. Gonna just play the rest of the year on fast forward, unless something happens that needs attention.
11:54: Aaaaand summer is over! A full year has passed. Events of minor note include one titan (caged), one vampire (walled in) and one repeat drinks order (yes, I finished my beer). Oh, and I started making iron armor for the militia, but ran out of iron, so I ordered some more smelted. Also drafted a few more furnace operators -- we had five magma furnaces and one furnace operator. ::)
Somewhat annoyingly, the vampire was the only dwarf we had with any diagnostics skill. :-\
Anyway, going to zip and upload the save now. Since it did manage a full year, my order for future overseers is: At least once per season, you must sacrifice a creature to Armok by dropping it down the chute. Before carrying out the sacrifice, summon the worshippers to observe the sacrifice by setting the civilian alert to "Worship Armok". (The temple and the drop zone both have hot keys, they should be easy enough to find. There should be plenty of victims waiting in caged around the drop chute.
Also, remember that Naryar's order ("I therefore pass a law that every single time you order a batch of booze to be made (by manager or directly in still), finish your drink.") also still stands.
Post by: Bobnova on September 21, 2013, 11:15:15 pm
Post by: Naryar on September 22, 2013, 12:18:11 am
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That cracked me up, mostly the completely deadpan delivery.
Only in DF are half-rotted berserk caged children funny.
Post by: vyznev on September 22, 2013, 04:20:23 am
If you prefer RapidShare, it's there too: http://rapidshare.com/share/AEABEA4C4A24C6B06A9B5EEABB13B1B5 (I thought DFFD was stuck so I started another upload, but then it worked after all.)
Remeber, the rules to future overseers are:
- Every single time you order a batch of booze to be made (by manager or directly in still), finish your drink. (Naryar)
- At least once per season, you must sacrifice a creature to Armok by dropping it down the chute. (Vyznev)
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 22, 2013, 03:34:43 pm
Remind me to go snag some Southern Comfort and consider volunteering an evening sometime.
Post by: Bobnova on September 22, 2013, 07:28:52 pm
Holy crap, I didn't expect this epic a thread to still be an ongoing game, after all this time. Still reading the archives. <3Go snag some Southern Comfort and volunteer tonight! :D
Remind me to go snag some Southern Comfort and consider volunteering an evening sometime.
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 22, 2013, 07:32:19 pm
Holy crap, I didn't expect this epic a thread to still be an ongoing game, after all this time. Still reading the archives. <3Go snag some Southern Comfort and volunteer tonight! :D
Remind me to go snag some Southern Comfort and consider volunteering an evening sometime.
Maybe not just yet, was thinking tuesday night, likely to be out on the usual errands earlier that day anything.
That's assuming I've finished this massive archive binge by then, I'd rather see the full tale of drunken insanity unfold before adding my own idiocy to it. o3o
Post by: Scruffy on September 23, 2013, 05:08:26 am
That's assuming I've finished this massive archive binge by then, I'd rather see the full tale of drunken insanity unfold before adding my own idiocy to it. o3oBetter prepare to roll a SAN-check then. Reading through 134 pages of drunken ramblings and dozens of turns in one reading marathon is not for the weak minded.
Iä! Iä! Urist intoxicate! Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Urist Dirlugeshud wgah'nagl intoxicate!
Post by: vyznev on September 23, 2013, 06:20:43 am
Wait, was I married to myself? That'd be hilarious.
Apparently, at least some of you (youse? all y'all?) are:
(http://vyznev.net/misc/df/drunkfort2_19_bobnova_x_bobnova.png)
Post by: Ruhn on September 23, 2013, 10:48:23 am
I like how my guy drowned instead of burning alive. Maybe dwarves have some kind of thermal resistance in this new world?
Post by: Scruffy on September 23, 2013, 01:40:02 pm
Well, drunk + naming random dwarves... was going to happen eventually :)Oh, the others burned just fine. Your dorf just was corpulent and did not have any fat so it did not take any damage from the magma (caused by fat melting which causes bleeding)
I like how my guy drowned instead of burning alive. Maybe dwarves have some kind of thermal resistance in this new world?
Yep. Magma immunity. Stood in it for weeks until drowning in 7/7 magma
Post by: Ruhn on September 24, 2013, 11:33:37 am
THAT would be something for the genetics community to figure out. forget strong or tall dwarves, I want thin ones that are immune to fire.Well, drunk + naming random dwarves... was going to happen eventually :)Oh, the others burned just fine. Your dorf just was corpulent and did not have any fat so it did not take any damage from the magma (caused by fat melting which causes bleeding)
I like how my guy drowned instead of burning alive. Maybe dwarves have some kind of thermal resistance in this new world?
Yep. Magma immunity. Stood in it for weeks until drowning in 7/7 magma
Post by: Naryar on September 24, 2013, 12:17:35 pm
Should we do drunken genetics then ? I, for that matter, am decent enough in genetics.THAT would be something for the genetics community to figure out. forget strong or tall dwarves, I want thin ones that are immune to fire.Well, drunk + naming random dwarves... was going to happen eventually :)Oh, the others burned just fine. Your dorf just was corpulent and did not have any fat so it did not take any damage from the magma (caused by fat melting which causes bleeding)
I like how my guy drowned instead of burning alive. Maybe dwarves have some kind of thermal resistance in this new world?
Yep. Magma immunity. Stood in it for weeks until drowning in 7/7 magma
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 24, 2013, 02:31:23 pm
For now I think I'll just request a dorfing by whoever picks the game up next. Chaosvolt, any dwarf will do. Someone with a preference for dragons is optional, but Fun. o3o
Post by: Ruhn on September 25, 2013, 01:42:46 pm
@Dragon: Looking forward to your turn once funds cooperate!
Post by: DS on September 25, 2013, 02:58:36 pm
Post by: Naryar on September 25, 2013, 03:27:13 pm
Post by: vyznev on September 25, 2013, 04:41:48 pm
I'm considering taking a turn tonight - plenty of Sierra Nevada in the fridge - but I'm terrified of what boundless horrors might lie in wait in that save.It's actually in surprisingly good shape so far, at least by Drunk Fortress standards. I may have been insufficiently drunk during my turn to really mess it up.
(Although, in hindsight, I think I may have just barely averted drowning the whole fortress by dumb luck... "Aquifer? What aquifer?" :D)
Post by: Naryar on September 26, 2013, 01:17:15 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 26, 2013, 07:58:18 pm
Any other house rules I should make note of while I'm sober, and anyone on the dorf list?
EDIT: Good thing I didn't start drinking just yet, this 7z nonsense is getting on my nerves. Download faaaster. ;A;
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 26, 2013, 10:25:38 pm
I think the internet hates me at the moment. Maybe tomorrow. ._.
Post by: Yoink on September 27, 2013, 01:38:46 am
Well, at least you didn't waste any of your booze on a false start! Maybe try and figure it out when you get a chance, or perhaps some more computer-savvy person than myself can advise you.
Post by: vyznev on September 27, 2013, 02:33:30 am
OK, here it is: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7995
If someone still prefers the 7z format, get it from rapidshare.
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 27, 2013, 04:58:35 am
Damn, sorry. :-[ I'll reupload my save as a plain old zip file, that should help. It's not even (suprisingly) significantly larger. I just picked 7z originally because I wanted to get the save uploaded as fast as possible, and 7zip usually makes smaller archives.
OK, here it is: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7995
If someone still prefers the 7z format, get it from rapidshare.
And now that I'm awake again, yay. Seems to be downloading quicker now, I'm guessing the real problem was my connection being especially slow earlier. This late in the month it gets that way every so often.
Moral of the story? Satellite internet sucks sometimes. In any case, now I have the save. Likely will have to wait until the evening to start on it though, dunno if I'm going to wind up interrupted by stuff later in the morning. >.o
Post by: Naryar on September 27, 2013, 11:09:30 am
Post by: Ruhn on September 27, 2013, 11:26:40 am
I have a pint of 100-proof to work with, plotting to give it a go later tonight when I get home, unless someone gets plastered first.
Any other house rules I should make note of while I'm sober, and anyone on the dorf list?
EDIT: Good thing I didn't start drinking just yet, this 7z nonsense is getting on my nerves. Download faaaster. ;A;
For dwarfs I see yours "Chaosvolt" and one from Lolfail0009:
"Rokenzan"
Profession: The Mad
With highest level of musicality you can get.
No idea if said dwarf was named, or even still alive.
Post by: DS on September 27, 2013, 12:02:44 pm
Post by: vyznev on September 27, 2013, 05:05:18 pm
I'm curious what happened to my dorf. If I'm in a coffin somewhere, I'd appreciate a redorfing as DS II. Ideally as anything besides a craftsdwarf or farmer.
(http://vyznev.net/misc/df/drunkfort2_13_tantrum_psych_edit.png)
Note the highlighted bits. I'm not sure if you're in a coffin or not, but I'm pretty sure you're deceased. :D
Post by: Ruhn on September 27, 2013, 05:09:45 pm
Post by: DS on September 27, 2013, 05:11:05 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 27, 2013, 10:08:57 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 28, 2013, 01:13:31 am
EDIT 1: Post ahoy, save will come later.
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EDIT 2: Save ahoy, it's up. Aldo linked some broken image links and spacing issues caused by that post having been typed in Notepad. http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8011 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8011)
Post by: Scruffy on September 28, 2013, 07:25:01 am
Scruffy has been miserable lately. He has suffered the travesty of art defacement. He was forced to watch his 5z magmaheated apartment complex collapse and burn.2:02 So tempting...Spoiler (click to show/hide)2:04 of fuck what have i dopne? What kind of idiot would make a lever drop supiorts on stuff? OhSpoiler (click to show/hide)
2:06 Scuffy has gone stark raving made. Er, one of tje Scruffies. Sertiouysly there's like 2 or
Aww. :'( I hoped that it would last longer. It is just too tempting NOT to place a lever on such a project.
Good turn though. So, both Scruffies are insane? One berserk inside a small wooden cage and other stark raving mad and dead?
Post by: Naryar on September 28, 2013, 09:18:01 am
It's funny, though.
Post by: vyznev on September 28, 2013, 10:26:47 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 28, 2013, 10:31:03 am
Scruffy has been miserable lately. He has suffered the travesty of art defacement. He was forced to watch his 5z magmaheated apartment complex collapse and burn.
Aww. :'( I hoped that it would last longer. It is just too tempting NOT to place a lever on such a project.
Good turn though. So, both Scruffies are insane? One berserk inside a small wooden cage and other stark raving mad and dead?
I blame you for giving me prime Schmuck Bait when it's the first time I'd ever been that drunk. ;A;
Post by: Naryar on September 28, 2013, 02:04:35 pm
Scruffy has been miserable lately. He has suffered the travesty of art defacement. He was forced to watch his 5z magmaheated apartment complex collapse and burn.
Aww. :'( I hoped that it would last longer. It is just too tempting NOT to place a lever on such a project.
Good turn though. So, both Scruffies are insane? One berserk inside a small wooden cage and other stark raving mad and dead?
I blame you for giving me prime Schmuck Bait when it's the first time I'd ever been that drunk. ;A;
The man does make a very good point, Scruffy...
on another matter I will probably take a turn Monday.
If someone doesn't kill off the fort beforehand, of course.
Post by: Bobnova on September 29, 2013, 11:02:47 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 30, 2013, 12:00:27 pm
And I just realized that magma gun might backfire hilariously if it can flow through the fortifications in front of the entryway.
Also, anyone know why all the tiles were screwed up on my turn? O.o
Post by: vyznev on September 30, 2013, 12:07:52 pm
Also, anyone know why all the tiles were screwed up on my turn? O.o
I was using a graphics pack on my turn, those tend to mess with tiles. (I think it was Phoebus... one of those that come with the Lazy Newb Pack (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=59026.0), anyway.)
You could've probably fixed it by replacing the "raw" folder inside the save with the vanilla DF version. Or by using LNP and choosing "Default ASCII" as the graphics.
Post by: Scruffy on October 03, 2013, 03:42:08 pm
If you sort the threads in community games & stories by the amount of views !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! is number 21 of the threads posted during the last 5 years. 21st of 2742. Just behind the wellknown megathreads
Post by: Bobnova on October 03, 2013, 08:02:47 pm
Post by: DS on October 03, 2013, 08:42:05 pm
EDIT: Ok, I've popped the cork of this merlot. Because I'm a trashy drinker, I'm gonna be havign thiss tuff right out of the bottle, and will be measuring my wine intake with the rather dubious measurement of "fingers," i.e. finger width. As evidenced by the string of typos int he preiovus sentence (and this one, christ) I'm already three fingers in. The save is downloading now.
Also, I was pretty terrible about following the rules of the thread during my last turn - I'll do better this time.
EDIT 2: For my own reference, these are the curretn standing rules:
- Every single time you order a batch of booze to be made (by manager or directly in still), finish your drink. (Naryar)
- At least once per season, you must sacrifice a creature to Armok by dropping it down the chute. (Vyznev)
Uh oh. That first one could cause some trouble if I take it RAW. We'll see what happens.
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 03, 2013, 09:28:59 pm
I'm on my way to TJ's to pick up a couple bottles of chuck, then I'll be preparing for a round tonight.
EDIT: Ok, I've popped the cork of this merlot. Because I'm a trashy drinker, I'm gonna be havign thiss tuff right out of the bottle, and will be measuring my wine intake with the rather dubious measurement of "fingers," i.e. finger width. As evidenced by the string of typos int he preiovus sentence (and this one, christ) I'm already three fingers in. The save is downloading now.
Also, I was pretty terrible about following the rules of the thread during my last turn - I'll do better this time.
Oooh, eager to see the Fun ensue. <3
Post by: DS on October 03, 2013, 09:50:55 pm
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Post by: Random_Dragon on October 04, 2013, 10:07:07 am
8:42 - in the hopes that I might repel the goblins, I sent out the only squad we have. it ended - well, youc an see for yourself. (http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-2595)
Ouch. So much for that partially-filled marksdwarf squad I drafted, I'm guessing? If they weren't pathing up towards the entryway like they should, I would've suggested luring them near, then hitting that "sdeal off the front gate" lever I made and let the goblins eat bolt. o3o
In any case, seems we've officially doomed overseers to a perpetual curse of partially-finished years. ;A;
Post by: DS on October 04, 2013, 11:04:07 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 04, 2013, 11:06:22 am
If I recall correctly, most of those marksdwarves were killed when I inadvertently flooded the entry corridor with magma.
Lemme guess, lever-action magma rifle? I knew that bloody thing would just flood the entrance. All those fortifications. >.>
Post by: Bobnova on October 04, 2013, 01:15:51 pm
Post by: Ruhn on October 08, 2013, 11:29:01 am
8:25 - what kind of monster would make a lever that controls a floodgate that releases a deluge of magma into the refuse stockpile/trade depot/trap corridor? who are you? what are you? this is horrific. a dwarf died. A WHOLE DWARFI also liked the finger measurements.
Also all of the "Ahoy!" sailor talk Dragon did on his turn.
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 08, 2013, 11:09:56 pm
Also all of the "Ahoy!" sailor talk Dragon did on his turn.
Yar, matey? o3o
Post by: lawastooshort on October 14, 2013, 01:43:33 pm
Too much win has happened since I last read this thread [...] Suffice to say I just spent quite a bit of time laughing reading it all
I suddenly remembered and I'm very pleased to see this still going. One day I might get the chance to drink heavily enough to play 4 months and then fall asleep again. I'm ashamed that I've only managed it once.
Post by: Ruhn on October 19, 2013, 07:19:36 am
Post by: Scruffy on October 19, 2013, 07:53:03 am
Anyone feeling thirsty today? 8)No time tonight but I feel like if nobody is going to take a turn soon I will have to sacrifice my sobriety for the survival of the !!DRUNKFORTRESS!!
Post by: Basin is BACK on October 19, 2013, 09:29:18 am
Post by: Scruffy on October 19, 2013, 11:38:02 am
Not sure how long I'd be free for but I'm well up for drinking and dwarfs.go for it! Going to start tonight?
If so, I might take a turn after you. I had a little change of plans for tonight ;D
Post by: Basin is BACK on October 19, 2013, 11:54:45 am
I should start drinking at half 6, which means I'll be playing from 7-7:30 pm British Summer Time.
Is there a save file, or do I start my own?
Post by: Scruffy on October 19, 2013, 12:04:18 pm
Cool!Okay. I hope that I will be able to maintain my state of dorfness until then. (started drinking over a hour ago)
I should start drinking at half 6, which means I'll be playing from 7-7:30 pm British Summer Time.
Is there a save file, or do I start my own?
The save appears to be in dropbox https://www.dropbox.com/s/snn6a8tncamwrae/DrunkFortress.zip
Post by: Basin is BACK on October 19, 2013, 01:28:43 pm
Post by: vyznev on October 19, 2013, 01:51:49 pm
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Post by: Basin is BACK on October 19, 2013, 03:20:11 pm
and then I traded. I attempted to trad ethe minotair and giant there are in cages
congrats to previous overseers who have done a better job than I...
and I'm exploring the cavrens with as squad. the squad with lots of dwarfs in it.
wait a ma miniute, this can't be right...
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i'll accept.
I suppose in ythe spirit of the thing I should offer wrex, doom of the fortres as the proposed candidate.
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also, looking at ythe engravings I proposed to liven up the burial chamber, tehere seems to be death and founing.
hurrah fro materwork engravers eh?
hold on, there'as also an interrupted by gaints. maybe I shouldn't have offered them for trade...
i didn;t ecpaect that to hapeen...
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anyway, I traded various instrumwents for gems. our gems. we had lots, so a ofrtress band should liven thing up then, right?
also, dust drifts by, but te fortresss is colsed, so nowt happensm.
what? mpore dut? oh go awat, it's neither funny nor clever,.
have placed a gold staute (I ordered several gold statues to be made) on the lowest available level, as far as I can see. Will attempt to
dig lower.
ooh look, it's winter
The liasonn asks what the frtreesss wants. I respond BOOZE!
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I notice a ghost in lava. better not ask questions.
I think the liasonn want this next year.
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and I'm digging as deep as poss.
erk! nobles want better lodgins. best give in to teir insatiable demands!
there seems to be ghosts 9scary) looking on at my noble housing arangements, peraps they atre jealous. also,
forgotten beasts seem to be the symbol of geovernment.t.
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also, twpo dwarves created artefacts, an iron b reatsplate and a piccolo.
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the picollo was created by the token girl. I suppose than emans a feminsist somewhere is laughing.
sprig is ere. thank ***** it's over.
do these images worK? I hope so...
Post by: Basin is BACK on October 19, 2013, 03:24:08 pm
where shoudl I put the save? Help me I'm an idioyt.
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 19, 2013, 03:27:15 pm
hmmm, seems that my attepmt to upload screenshots has failed AND I don't know ho whow to post my save.
where shoudl I put the save? Help me I'm an idioyt.
For the first, I would assume that you hit the spoilr button instead of the img button, unless you meant to put each image in spoilers. Wait, that's fairly common, so we're back to square one where I dunno what happened. @_@
As for the save, seems like DFFD is the prefered site for that. @_@
Post by: Basin is BACK on October 19, 2013, 03:31:14 pm
Post by: Basin is BACK on October 19, 2013, 03:47:30 pm
Post by: Basin is BACK on October 19, 2013, 04:07:22 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 19, 2013, 11:10:03 pm
right. I can't upload the save. I can't post images. I'm afraid to say the the last 4 hours of your lives were a total failure and you should start at the save before I attempted to so anything. Sorry.
;A;
Post by: vyznev on October 20, 2013, 08:31:56 am
Here's your post with the images fixed:
Oh drat, I deleted my comments, ...erm, well I made some coffinfs, and then unpleasttent mist came, amsd there was an artifact brestplate,
and then I traded. I attempted to trad ethe minotair and giant there are in cages
congrats to previous overseers who have done a better job than I...
and I'm exploring the cavrens with as squad. the squad with lots of dwarfs in it.
wait a ma miniute, this can't be right...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
i'll accept.
I suppose in ythe spirit of the thing I should offer wrex, doom of the fortres as the proposed candidate.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
also, looking at ythe engravings I proposed to liven up the burial chamber, tehere seems to be death and founing.
hurrah fro materwork engravers eh?
hold on, there'as also an interrupted by gaints. maybe I shouldn't have offered them for trade...
i didn;t ecpaect that to hapeen...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
anyway, I traded various instrumwents for gems. our gems. we had lots, so a ofrtress band should liven thing up then, right?
also, dust drifts by, but te fortresss is colsed, so nowt happensm.
what? mpore dut? oh go awat, it's neither funny nor clever,.
have placed a gold staute (I ordered several gold statues to be made) on the lowest available level, as far as I can see. Will attempt to
dig lower.
ooh look, it's winter
The liasonn asks what the frtreesss wants. I respond BOOZE!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I notice a ghost in lava. better not ask questions.
I think the liasonn want this next year.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
and I'm digging as deep as poss.
erk! nobles want better lodgins. best give in to teir insatiable demands!
there seems to be ghosts 9scary) looking on at my noble housing arangements, peraps they atre jealous. also,
forgotten beasts seem to be the symbol of geovernment.t.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
also, twpo dwarves created artefacts, an iron b reatsplate and a piccolo.Spoiler (click to show/hide)and while i'm decotrating these nobles rooms, WHERE FDOES ALL THIS GOLD COME FROM???Spoiler (click to show/hide)
the picollo was created by the token girl. I suppose than emans a feminsist somewhere is laughing.
sprig is ere. thank ***** it's over.
do these images worK? I hope so...
(The third spoiler from the bottom had no image -- or anything else -- in it at all. I couldn't fix that one, sorry. :D )
As for uploading the save, if DFFD (http://dffd.wimbli.com/) doesn't work for you, you can always try e.g. RapidShare (http://www.rapidshare.com) or some other file sharing site (http://www.google.com/search?q=file+sharing+site).
Post by: Ruhn on October 21, 2013, 09:27:51 am
argh the bloody thing won't upload.Uploading to DFFD can take a while, just check it after a few minutes and it should be ready to post.
Zipping the save folder can make that go faster also.
Post by: Naryar on October 22, 2013, 05:24:40 am
"I attempted to trad ethe minotair and giant there are in cages"
"The liasonn asks what the frtreesss wants. I respond BOOZE!"
"I notice a ghost in lava. better not ask questions."
Do these not capture the spirit of Drunk Fortress perfectly ? I'm quite sure they do.
Post by: Ruhn on October 22, 2013, 08:17:48 am
"I attempted to trad ethe minotair and giant there are in cages"The first time I read this one I thought he had found a way to trade with the minotaur
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 22, 2013, 12:24:10 pm
The first time I read this one I thought he had found a way to trade with the minotaur
They deal exclusively in pain and pain accessories.
Post by: Basin is BACK on October 24, 2013, 05:40:13 pm
Huzzah! I didn't delete the file after all! Much rejoicing!
enjoy my handiwork, folks.
Post by: Ruhn on October 25, 2013, 11:34:30 am
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/kxi8muo4193czwy/t77Vjt0BovJust in time for the weekend! Celebration!!
Huzzah! I didn't delete the file after all! Much rejoicing!
enjoy my handiwork, folks.
Post by: Scruffy on October 28, 2013, 12:03:03 pm
Post by: Scruffy on October 31, 2013, 12:51:31 pm
Just a warning though. I may not be paying full attention to the game events since my attention will most likely be partially diverted to watching tv. (I made a bet that I would watch all of star trek in a year. 4months to go and 6 episodes of TOS, a couple seasons of voyager and 2 seasons of DS9 to go. And Enterprise. Nothing beats watching TOS drunk)
I only have a 0.75l bottle of 15% ...something. I suppose it is fruit wine but it does not say what it is made of in the bottle.
Oh, and 1l of 8.5% of homemade stout. More if it runs out.
Drank 0.5l of the wine. Should weel the effects pretty soon
Checked the save:
Such a sad gaping hole whjere my lovely inner sanctum and bendrooms used to be. Oh the dorfinity.
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Got rid of a 1dorf squad. Organized it a bit better. W eodnt need to se lazy bums asr workers anyway. Let em fight.
75layers of our mines are flooded with magma? From 72 to -3? WE NEED MORE MINES! MORE CANDY! FROEGES! DORFNESS!
Commencing candy operation alpha. dorf protocols initiated
If we do get candy what should we do with it? Amror to keep your beloved lil dorfs alive? Nonsesnse! More axers! AXES! Axes and canduy statyes of dorfs hugging honey badgers! Yes!
As all my turns, this bouls douwn to MORE MINERS! Every uselewss dorf wikll mine for the FREATER DORFNESS! MINE! MINE MY MIONIONS!
Mine and make us great again!
Too many growers. hey ill never accomptilis anything. Redoing workthingies.
More militia.- Led by rusit. Why? He is urist! URIST MILITIA COMMANDER! Dorfness ensured-
I brelieve I am quite, quite drunk. Mu bfirst bottle is gone. When? Wha>?
Granite
Something happened. Ho idea what it was
Building slaps. Why are half o tem siquo?
More seed stockiunpes and farming.
Mining the hell of utr this rock
DIG DORF S DIRF!
Oh I LOVE DRUNKFORTERSS! I need ot contunue my own fort iwhine drunk. Yes. Sobriety is for fools. No work tomorrow nayway. Freeday. Holiday. Dorfs
Waööed off a part pof teh cavenrsn.
I am drunk. Darmn. Hugry
Sölate
Made food stockipiesl
I MUISS MY LOVEY 5 pr 6 layers of drofr lovelyness. Why did nyiou pull the lever? It was perfect! Beds. Levers. Loery workshops. Perfect. All ruoned. Ruined bu you who pulled the lever. Of honk.
Ebvery dorf who sint i,portnat is mining. Mining is what dorfs do! MINE!
Mor3e fböpcls- BLOCKS: We will constuct the hewaqeven heavern of dorfkind.
So many typoes. I beleave in the puirity of dorfness. Must ot wif nex. FIX theM. Not to fisx the tyupos. DOE TEH DORFNEsS:
Okay, that made no sense. Must not fix the tupos. That is what I ment. Will stop fixing them agter this qagain.
Mines full o forness. Magfma. Why?= Whow?
How?
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Even yoours!
So many picls östo PÅICKS LOSRT in tyhe magma
Magma. Picks. Lost . You get the idea. So many.
Felsjote
åioc3
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Which lever Do I pull tto close the cgates?
Aww fuck.
ouck3
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This fort hat cgrown to bvecaome the epitome of dorness the EPIGOTME OF DRUNKFTORTRESSS!
The frunkfotressess of DRUNKFORTRESSEs
Ofg lall time
So drunk fort.
So unbeayable
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Nyanananana pdi dausdukioui. HONK du nay!
De,m dorfs man!
Potashmaker goes dorf. Warndarsss from siciaty
Fidrass from society
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HEMATITE
Thjins gong to hell
Cant fint camdy. Cant find candy,
Well, tjat os upor problem
There. Nyahahah
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8096
Edit: I think that these are the right pictures. I feel like I have seem them before but don't really remember taking them. Hmm
Okay, this turn confuses me. Drank too fast. Seems like many things happened I forgot to mention. I believe that one of the bobnovas (bobnovae?) got wrestled to death by a bat using jointlocks
Post by: Random_Dragon on November 01, 2013, 02:21:21 am
Such a sad gaping hole whjere my lovely inner sanctum and bendrooms used to be. Oh the dorfinity.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I still blame you. <3
Post by: Ruhn on November 01, 2013, 11:58:53 am
Thjins gong to hellI get the feeling that something was going wrong at the end? ;D
Cant fint camdy. Cant find candy,
Well, tjat os upor problem
Post by: Scruffy on November 01, 2013, 04:04:02 pm
Not all that bad. The fort seems to be in a surprisingly good shape. I think that what remains of our former militia is about to starve on the front gates though.Thjins gong to hellI get the feeling that something was going wrong at the end? ;D
Cant fint camdy. Cant find candy,
Well, tjat os upor problem
Nyanananana pdi dausdukioui. HONK du nay!Wha? I don't even..
De,m dorfs man!
What was I saying?
Post by: Ruhn on November 01, 2013, 04:50:24 pm
Post by: Larix on November 02, 2013, 03:06:05 am
Nyanananana pdi dausdukioui. HONK du nay!Wha? I don't even..
De,m dorfs man!
What was I saying?
You might have started saying something in another language, but it came out garbled. (Finnish or swedish, going by the typo-suggested keyboard layout.)
It was an impressively drunk turn.
Post by: Bobnova on November 02, 2013, 10:56:02 am
Does make it entertaining to read the next morning though.
Post by: TD1 on November 02, 2013, 11:45:33 am
Nyanananana pdi dausdukioui. HONK du nay!Wha? I don't even..
De,m dorfs man!
What was I saying?
You might have started saying something in another language, but it came out garbled. (Finnish or swedish, going by the typo-suggested keyboard layout.)
It was an impressively drunk turn.
Dunno about a different language, but I got the impression he was unleashing Nyan cats or something. Also, PTW
Post by: Naryar on November 02, 2013, 04:56:39 pm
Makes me want to take a turn this week... probably next weekend though, or maybe Thursday/Wednesday.
Post by: Kamin on November 15, 2013, 11:51:11 pm
Post by: Scruffy on November 16, 2013, 06:24:04 am
I find your lack of drunk... disturbing.Indeed
Post by: ancistrus on November 16, 2013, 08:45:25 am
Post by: Scruffy on November 16, 2013, 01:10:32 pm
How does one join thisBy getting drunk
...
Edit:
Just download the save, get drunk and post the result
Post by: Bobnova on November 16, 2013, 01:21:27 pm
How does one join thisBy getting drunk
...
Edit:
Just download the save, get drunk and post the result
Seriously, that's how it works.
Download the save, make sure DF likes it, then get drunk and start playing.
Once you're drunk and have the save, if nobody has posted saying "I'm drunk and am playing RIGHT NOW", it's your turn.
First Drunk First Served is the order of the day. No other way to claim a turn, really. We'll often hold off if we know someone is planning on playing, but you don't have to wait. If you're drunk now and I'm getting drunk in half an hour, it's your turn.
Please do post the save after your turn (however long it may be) before you pass out, we've had a couple days with three turns in them.
Also, please join us! :D
Post by: ancistrus on November 16, 2013, 07:24:15 pm
goodHow does one join thisBy getting drunk
...
Edit:
Just download the save, get drunk and post the result
Seriously, that's how it works.
Download the save, make sure DF likes it, then get drunk and start playing.
Once you're drunk and have the save, if nobody has posted saying "I'm drunk and am playing RIGHT NOW", it's your turn.
First Drunk First Served is the order of the day. No other way to claim a turn, really. We'll often hold off if we know someone is planning on playing, but you don't have to wait. If you're drunk now and I'm getting drunk in half an hour, it's your turn.
Please do post the save after your turn (however long it may be) before you pass out, we've had a couple days with three turns in them.
Also, please join us! :D
and i am drunk now.....but not drunk enough
probably some other time
Post by: Scruffy on December 02, 2013, 06:31:12 pm
Abandoned and lost.
I'm drunk but will not take a second turn in a row. Even I have my principles.
I wish there was something to be done to save it.
Like drinking.
But it seems like its time has come
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Post by: Ruhn on December 02, 2013, 07:08:04 pm
Post by: Helgoland on December 02, 2013, 08:07:19 pm
Post by: Kamin on December 03, 2013, 08:02:02 am
Time to abandon the broken mugs for casks, friends. Strike that oh-so drunken earth.
Post by: TD1 on December 03, 2013, 12:01:39 pm
The trees would be distorted and gnarled, their trunks deep brown, almost ebony, and their leaves would be white; they would flow in the wind like a foamy froth in tempest.
The grass...Well, the grass would be long and wavy, undulating in different directions, though usually against the wind. They would appear unbalanced and unstable....
And the rivers, now the rivers...they would flow through banks of loamy earth, gathering every drop of liquor they can squeeze from the ground. The clear and sparkling quality would stun and ensnare passing animals who, upon drinking, would suddenly see the world in a new, magical, wavy light. These rivers would flow betwixt the trees and grasses, over distorted rocks and through saturated hills as the sun stared balefully down at them, before letting out into the great, froth-tipped seas. And above even the sun, beyond the pinpricks of light which are distant worlds, Great Armok the Beer God would look in drunken contemplation of his creation, and he would be happy.
Edit: Not quite sure why I wrote this, but what the hell.
Post by: Kamin on December 04, 2013, 11:50:31 pm
Imagine the plants that would grow out of that beer-soaked earth.....
The trees would be distorted and gnarled, their trunks deep brown, almost ebony, and their leaves would be white; they would flow in the wind like a foamy froth in tempest.
The grass...Well, the grass would be long and wavy, undulating in different directions, though usually against the wind. They would appear unbalanced and unstable....
And the rivers, now the rivers...they would flow through banks of loamy earth, gathering every drop of liquor they can squeeze from the ground. The clear and sparkling quality would stun and ensnare passing animals who, upon drinking, would suddenly see the world in a new, magical, wavy light. These rivers would flow betwixt the trees and grasses, over distorted rocks and through saturated hills as the sun stared balefully down at them, before letting out into the great, froth-tipped seas. And above even the sun, beyond the pinpricks of light which are distant worlds, Great Armok the Beer God would look in drunken contemplation of his creation, and he would be happy.
Edit: Not quite sure why I wrote this, but what the hell.
And from the mantis's compound eye flowed a single, perfect tear...
Post by: ancistrus on December 05, 2013, 12:12:04 am
Post by: ancistrus on December 07, 2013, 05:38:45 pm
i am so, so sorry
but...too drunk
Post by: TD1 on December 07, 2013, 05:41:19 pm
Post by: MDFification on December 07, 2013, 05:44:10 pm
You Can't be too drunk...it's Drunk Fortress, for crying out loud
If you can manage to post, you can manage to horribly mess up the communal fort.
Although if you're drunk, you might realize you have better things to do. Like call you ex.
Post by: ancistrus on December 07, 2013, 05:45:36 pm
no....nothigYou Can't be too drunk...it's Drunk Fortress, for crying out loud
If you can manage to post, you can manage to horribly mess up the communal fort.
Although if you're drunk, you might realize you have better things to do. Like call you ex.
sorry gotta sleep
my belly hurts i downloaded the thing but cannot do anyhting
Post by: Korbac on December 07, 2013, 08:52:08 pm
Also make sure any sharp implements and distracting mobile phones are removed from the vicinity
Post by: TD1 on December 07, 2013, 11:37:30 pm
Let this be a lesson, drunkers! Don't overdo it.
Also make sure any sharp implements and distracting mobile phones are removed from the vicinity
No! Leave your phones for the pleasure of the beer god! We gotta make it worth his while, too. You don't want to be cursed with sobriety, now do you?
Post by: ancistrus on December 08, 2013, 01:23:49 am
Post by: MDFification on December 08, 2013, 11:09:32 am
Let this be a lesson, drunkers! Don't overdo it.
Also make sure any sharp implements and distracting mobile phones are removed from the vicinity
Aye. The binges of legend are not repeatable for most men. And look what they did to the fort!
Just get sloshed enough to screw up your game, not enough to make you sick. Nobody benefits if you drink that much. Well, except the guy who sold you all that booze...
Post by: TD1 on December 08, 2013, 11:19:39 am
Let this be a lesson, drunkers! Don't overdo it.
Also make sure any sharp implements and distracting mobile phones are removed from the vicinity
Aye. The binges of legend are not repeatable for most men. And look what they did to the fort!
Just get sloshed enough to screw up your game, not enough to make you sick. Nobody benefits if you drink that much. Well, except the guy who sold you all that booze...
And your ex when you get back together....Ah, booze is a wondrous liquid, 'Tis it not? :)
Post by: Scruffy on December 08, 2013, 05:23:46 pm
The good news is that I don't remember anything from the previous turn so it is all new to me.
Dorfmas (Uristmas? Dorf Christmas?) is a time of intoxication and forgotten evenings of DF. Surely atleast one of you will drink too much eggnog (or Uncle Urist's Special Koboldbulb Cider) and will be ready to take a turn
Post by: MDFification on December 08, 2013, 07:34:27 pm
Let this be a lesson, drunkers! Don't overdo it.
Also make sure any sharp implements and distracting mobile phones are removed from the vicinity
Aye. The binges of legend are not repeatable for most men. And look what they did to the fort!
Just get sloshed enough to screw up your game, not enough to make you sick. Nobody benefits if you drink that much. Well, except the guy who sold you all that booze...
And your ex when you get back together....Ah, booze is a wondrous liquid, 'Tis it not? :)
Your drunk dials go very differently from mine, I take it.
Post by: Ruhn on December 09, 2013, 07:10:20 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 15, 2013, 06:26:44 pm
It appears that this succession fort is going down but atleast now I AM TAKING
Damn lazy, sober bums.
Post by: Bobnova on December 15, 2013, 08:09:46 pm
Almost got my brother to start a game drunk last night though, I'm going to continue my efforts.
Noob+drunk+DF=win?
Post by: TD1 on December 16, 2013, 02:10:26 pm
I've been too busy :(
Almost got my brother to start a game drunk last night though, I'm going to continue my efforts.
Noob+drunk+DF=win?
If you're drunk it does!
Post by: Scruffy on December 17, 2013, 03:43:26 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/zlQ55jT.jpg)
Thanks to whoi ever made this pic. I am too drunk to find oout
And so it begins...
Already had half a liter of beer, a white russian and a glog with a large shot of jagermeister. Reserved a litre of 14% homewine for this session
Ugh. Why am I downdlioand the save? I was the one wo took the preicoes turn sho I should already have it.
Stooped fixing typos as you can see. It reads asd it flows. THe drunkend, dorfen state of bind. Mind
A month an dhalf since the last turn? darn it
It is my second turn in a row but someone has to ruin the fort instead of letting it rot
I cant rem ember ANYTHING about my turn so it is like starting a new save.
What to do, what to do...
We have magma. something relating to it.
A annon? Ues. A amga cannon
Perhaps a burning chamber too.
Something fun to read and wtire
Okay, a dorfing chamber full of magma. Drunk fortress needs it's !!.
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Gaöema
more bedrooms
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moody. need wood
need caversn for foowd wood!
So hungry. Ran out o fuud. I think that I am sover enough do do some steam cooking. Yes. Surely.
have some extra kimchi dumpings i cn gook. kimchi, pretty good actually.
kind of like korean/chisese saurkraut or what ever your call it. sour cabbage
i kind of like fermented foods like fermented cucumber and sour cabbage
More gobbos
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more drinking. a glas
Stop interruptin clover gobobs. die booggob
Need parts for the magma swimmingpool. aprts. pumps. grates. expendable forkers
Canekls sill stalking the outisde
damn killer camels.
Damn crundlkes
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What the hell happende ?
Magma burning enterence
we abear to be on fire
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Dem dorfs. Dey ded now
nerserk dorf likked a few dorfs. happens
5 berserk yaks. crap
more dorfs berserk. fun.
still burnign
when did we lose 50 dorfs?
someone mad greaves out of deaed camels and reindeer
wju is eveyrone miserable? they all have happy thoughts about admiring beautiful restraints and cages.
they just lost a few frinds and familumenmbers. pissues.
gobbo siege. our bridge metled
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Magmaswimingpool soon. then we will let the gobbos in
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Everyone tantrumming or berserking. poor bastards
berserk bobnova
burning babies
business as usual
,ag,age tpu magma toy ready
uh oh. did not think this through. no way to control properöly..
,aking improvisations., will burn shit before stooping turn. i have to
moar crundle trouble
tjese stone dorfs dont look like dorfs with tilests
tjos egmnraving explains everyhthng about the fort.
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;eet Urist
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Just like evrey other dorf
She si carrying her lovely bearded baby
she has wa husband, chidlren and is fondd of drinking
Infact she is likly the habiest dorf on fort
Now we see what happens to urist when she enters perhas teh most basic state of dorfgen being
the transiotion from dorf to !!DORF!! if you will..
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http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8224
Post by: Ruhn on December 17, 2013, 08:36:04 pm
I want to swqim
Post by: Scruffy on December 18, 2013, 02:50:57 pm
Post by: Ruhn on December 21, 2013, 10:02:27 pm
Post by: Shoruke on December 22, 2013, 02:04:36 pm
I've loaded the save at the bottom of Scruffy's post, but other than having the actual physical fortress and the premise of the thread I'm pretty much coming in blind here. I also haven't actually managed to participate in a Succession game before. Basically this is going to be a huge mess.
So, basically, play one year, make notes, do it all whilst drunk and drinking. Anything else I need to know?
(...and you guys ARE looking for drunk Overseers just now, right? Or would I be jacking someone else's turn?)
Post by: vyznev on December 22, 2013, 02:21:06 pm
So, basically, play one year, make notes, do it all whilst drunk and drinking. Anything else I need to know?
(...and you guys ARE looking for drunk Overseers just now, right? Or would I be jacking someone else's turn?)
Sounds about right. Downloading the save while still more or less sober is highly recommended. Turns are on first-drunk-first-served basis, so unless someone else has posted that they're playing right now, you're good to go.
Post by: Shoruke on December 22, 2013, 02:24:56 pm
I've got the save loaded and I can look around and unpause and stuff, but a bunch of the walls have a different ASCII tile than I'm used to. They normally just have a textured look on my computer, but now all the walls (and the trees?!?) have ASCIIS. Probably because the rest of you use a texture pack that I'm deliberately not using...
Glad I'm gonna be drinking for this, though. Trying to salvage this place sober would be depressing.
EDIT: Okay, so that was more like 2 hours, but I got some errands done too. Anyway, I'm slightly intoxicated now, so I'll be starting my turn. Wish me luck, I think I'm gonna need it.
P.S. I'm usually quite eloquent when typing, so if I don't sound drunk, it's because I correct my own spelling a lot. I won't be proofreading before I hit Post though.
Post by: Shoruke on December 22, 2013, 05:44:38 pm
Shoruke's Log: 18th of Granite (early spring)
I, the new Overseer, hereby declare this place a friggin' mess. It's like it was designed by drunk idiots or something. This makes sense, because the place is inhabited entirely by drunken idiots. Except the ones who are dying of dehydration. Actually, I think they're drunk, too.
There's two guys stuck in very small rooms. I wonder if they're supposed to be vampires or something, but one of them is dying of not being drunk enough, so I let him out.
There's some stairways going waaay down to, like, the mantle or something. One of them is flooded. The other is flooded with magma. Why...
There's another Dwarf who's kinda just sitting in a room with nothing in it, not even space. Her name is Vampy. Just gonna.... leave her alone.
There's a ghost hanging out in one of the corridors, admiring the artwork, and another I need a drink. (fetches forth a lot of Amaretto plus most of a can of root beer)That's better. Doesn't taste as good as I remember but I'll get through it.
There's a ghost in the corridor looking at pictures of politics, and another ghost in one of the (four?) magma pits. I looked around in the stockpile record for their corpses, but they don't seem to have any. So I'm going to carve them some memorial slabs, using the craftsdwarves' workshops conveniently located outside the fortress.
Why the fuck are they there.
We need more graves, I think. There's a bunch of Dwarfen corpses thrown into this gigantic "dead stuff" stockpile (that's somehow separated into four rooms). Actually, we have lots of sarcophogi built, just not set up. So... gonna make the grave bigger!
I think we need a mechanic... or like, five... we have all these cage traps outside the door and all these empty cages, and nobody's filling them. SPeaking of traps, I checked out the military. We have a squad full of people who have a weapon skill, three militia captains that aren't anybody, and Scruffy. AQpparently Scruffy is his/her own squad. We've got a lot of caged gobbos, though. Anyway I turned one of the farmers into a mechanic.
"What do you do?"
"I, uh... mill."
"Not anymore, now you're a mechanic."
I'm sure she'll do a great job. How hard can it be to load cage traps with cages? It might be actually really hard though, one of the Dwarves seems to have died trying. Or maybe he died because of that {copper bolt}.
One of the corpses in the dead stockpile was a forgotten beast, who I think bled to death all over himselfr. That, or it killed someone else named Nifi and then bathed in them. And got puked on a lot.
Spoiler: pic (click to show/hide)
I'm gonna post what I've written so far and restart Firefox, it's failing to update itself and being retardedly slow.
*done*
Okay so we need a broker/appraiser person. We do totally have a borker, she just sucks at her job. (I totally wrote "borker" there... lol oops) So I guess I'll... leave her alone and hope she gets better? Oh, we don't have a trade depot. No wonder she sucks. I'll put one... uh...
Wait... we also don't have a front door? Just a magma trench. BRIDGE TIME
Also I'll just put a depot next to the "Finished Goods stockpile." What could go wrong? It's not like traderps are larcenous or anything.
Everybody is starting to piss me off with not being able to butcher any animals. So I told them to butcher all the pets that aren't anyone's pets. That'll shut them up. Someone has gone missing, though. I'm sure it's unrelated. I checked the stockpile record for his corpse. I don't know why I expected to be able to find it that way.
Whoever set up the 'H'otkeys was a very strange person. There's one for the "gate" (which is a trench), one for the "temple" (which points to an engraved room with a pit in it), one for a "Drop zone" (which points at a hill?), (oh wait that's the cliff over the volcano)(it wasn't designated as a Garbage Zone though so I fixed that) and one that labelled "Craft Shop" that points at the farms. My favorite shortcut is the one labelled Deostsj (with a sigma instead of an o) that points at one of the failed project areas under the fort. I know it's a failed project because it's flooded with magma. Always a good sign.
Where's the meeting hall in this place? I'm gonna put the lever to open and close the front gate's new bridge there, so that anybody can pull it when they're on break or partying. Can't go wrong there.
...Can't find it. Guess I'm putting the lever at this random spot in the main staircase. I'm sure it won't be hard for the Dwarves to get to when they need to close the fort off against invaders. I'll put a note on it for future people to use so they know where it is.
Speaking of notes, whoever wrote all these ones on the magma cannon (I think that's what this is supposed to be?) over the entrance was not very good with posti-it notes. One of them says "burns shit", without specifying what shit or whose, one says "gates to magmabath" (is that for us or for someone else? And where is it?), one says "magmapool gate" (again... where?), and one says "point 7". At least that last one doesn't have a lever, or that'd just be confusing.
Also the magma reservoir is dried up, so I told those two pump-operating people to stop pumping air and go get drunk or something. Then I pulled the magmapool gate lever, and oh look at how genious I am, the magma reservoir is filling up all on its own without us having to use manual pumps.
What the hell is Creeping dust.
Why is it here
Why is it red
Oh well, one of those ghosts got laid to rest (heh heh, "got laid") and the cloud kinda missed us anyway so i'ts all good
FUCK stop whining about not butchering things jesus
what do you even want
stop
Ohey it's mid-spring now. I should probably mention that so that people don't think all of that was like, one day. Also I finished my Amaretto and I should probably have a sammich before I get any drunker
Post by: TD1 on December 22, 2013, 06:08:13 pm
Post by: Shoruke on December 22, 2013, 07:24:15 pm
Also I meant root* beer
WHOA you can zoom in/out of Dwqarf Fortress by mouse-scrolling? I never use the mouse for DF so I ddin't even know that until just now :o
Did I mention these guys won't shut up about not butchering things and it's starting to piss me off?
Spoiler: no really (click to show/hide)
Well, I guess if these scrubs have something important to say there's a good chance I'll miss it. Dumbasses deserve it.
...All of the coffins were claimed super fast and there's still dorf corpses, so I told the manager to tell the dorfs to build 60 more. THen I realized there wasn't a managed, so I was like "hey you you're the manager now"
Why doesn't f1 point at the gate anymore, that's weird.
Someone got possessed and took over a magma forge, which is cool, but now I forget where I put the new maga- fuck. Manager's* table. Looks like the artifact is gonna be lame, too, it's only made of 1 zinc bar and nothing else.
IS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU A BUTCHER OR WHAT?!? goddamn. There brewer, the miner, the militia captain, they all want to butcher things and they whine and bitch every second they aren't.
Also, never mind about that artifact being lame. It's a Zinc War Hammer. A spiked war hammer. That's actually kind of cool. Assuming the spikes are on the hammer part and not the handle part or something stupid like that.
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I'd tell you how much this hammer is worth but I don't know because our appraiser doesn't appraise shit.
And I seriously have lost this table. I don't know where it went. I thought it was right around the main staircase just above ground level but it's not, so I don't know.
Nobody was getting around to building that bridge, even though all the masons were also architects (like they should have been, holy shit a scrap of sanity), so now all the miners are architects too. Hopefully that doesn't interrupt operations much in the future. But who would need to mine things and also construct things at the same time? Oh wait... I've done that... oh well I'm sure it will be no big deal. After all, I'm writing what I've done here, so I'm sure future Overseers will know what's up when the mining isn't getting done.
...Unless they're like me and didn't read more than 12 posts of the thread, in which case I'm going to burn in hell for hypocrisy. Oh well ;D
These weird clouds have terrible aim. "oh noez, that little patch of dirt over there got a cloud to the face. Whatever shall we do~"
My sammich is almost done and my tummy doesn't feel as sick, so it's time for more Creme de Menthe. 15% alcohol per volume unit on this stuff. Tougher than (North American) beer (which I don't drink), but not nearly as tough as that Vodka was. 40% alcohol for the Vodka. Whew.
I like how two shots of Creme de Menthe mixed with a whole can of Barqs is dark green instead of brown. Funny how that works.
It's a good sign when you spill the first sip of a new drink on yourself. It was just a few drops, but... hmmm.
Anyway, that bridge still isn't friggin' getting built, so I made all the craftsdwarfves into Architects as well. And I made one of them into a
Man who the hell was our HR person? We have a wax worker who works wax (sure she does), chops trees, tans hides, and designs buildings, except when she doesn't because she is a lazy fuck just like all the other architects.
Hey, sweet, I found that table again. Now the manager can go manage something. Apparently the table was a few levels below the magma stuff, not above it. That's why I was confused earlier.
I just realized those slabs I told the Dwarves to make didn't get made because the workshops I assigned them to be made in are outside, and the Dwarves aren't. Dumbasses. Guess I'll use one of the other Craftsdwarves workshops. How many of those do we have, anyway?
*checks* Nine. Four of which are outside. Fun, fun, fun.
Hey, Creme de Menthe tastes kinda vaguely like mouth wash. I wonder if it would make good mouth wash. In hopefully unrelated news, the Elves are here to trade, and they're disappointed because nobody has built that fucking bridge yet. Nobody has finished hollowing out that little space I was going to put the Trade Depot in, either. The miners are all too busy not digging to go dig, apparently. They aren't doing anything else, so... I don't get it.
The manager hasn't gotten around to telling the others to make coffins yet because she's too busy doing stonework. Apparently the Ranger had absolutely no jobs assigned (not even "haul stuff"), so now he's the manager. That'll learn 'im to out-lazy me. I'm a university student on holidays! Nobody out-lazies me and gets away with it, except maybe other university students!
The Elven traders got ambushed by goblins with hammers. Oh no, whatever shall we do without their keen wit and their haughty demeanor and their general douchebaggery. BETTER, is what we'll do. We'll do better without them. Nyeh.
...Wait what? The Goblins left without attacking. That's slightly unnerving. There are no reports of recent combat, there are no goblin hammermen on the map, I don't get it. Are they scared of the Elves, or in league with them?
Oh, and apparently someone made the whole fort into a burrow, so that's why the Trade Depot and bridge weren't being build. I have half a mind to just delete that burrow.
...Maybe that's a bad idea. For now, I'll just expand it so that work can get done on my immediate projects. At the very least, I want to rob the Elves blind. (Who the hell would trade with Elves?)
Hey, some kid toppled a statue. If he wasn't a ghost I'd give him what-for. As it is, I'm just gonna give him a memorial slab instead. SUCK EXCORCISM, BITCH!
It's summer now!
Post by: Shoruke on December 22, 2013, 08:23:56 pm
COULD BE WORSE
I could be that one cook that's been missing for a week! Somehow.
The Elves made it to the Trade Depot (which is miasmic purple and kinda off-putting) and they're about to leave, and our broker is still being a jerk and putting cages in the traps like I told her to instead of dealing with the time-critical Elves and their theftable loot. So I told absolutely anyone to trade, and some framer totally did, so now all the Elves' good stuff is mine.
I let them keep their crappy wooden equipment but I took all their cloth stuff, their seeds, their plants, their cages (making cages out of wood dorf-style is bad, but making them elf-style and then putting creatures in them is AOK!), their drinks, and their lumber. Now I have wood and they don't. (get it?)
Told the manager to tell the mechanics to make 60 mechanisms. It took me 10 seconds to spell that word. Anyway, the reason being our mechanics suck and you can never have enough mechanisms, so let's kill two brids with one stone and make some. I also told them to set up more cage traps. I suck at dealing with the 'M'ilitary screen, so cage traps are the way to go. always. And if there's any exceptions, I have this lever labelled "burn shit" and a reservoir full of magma so I should be okay.
The coffins are still filling up really fast when I build them. I'm going to run out of corpses soon, right? Well, if I succeed at doing anytihng with this goddamn place, it's going to be making lots of coffins. Knock on wood.
Apparently ghosts can claim coffins and turns them into personal tombs. What bugs me is that the haulers respect their wishes. :o
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Oh, hey! The corpse records actually helped me find someone this time! The cook that had been missing was one of the two guys who was stuck in those random smoothed-over chamber rooms that have no fathomable purpose. I let the other guy out and forgot to check up on him. Whoops! I wonder why he was in there, but not enough to actually read the previous posts and go check. Naturally, it was a child who went to go remove the construction, because the actual dorfs are lazy as hell.
Whoa, when the kid finished removing the wall, the body wound up outside its little room. I wasn't looking, but did she move it? Or was it air pressure or something? OR MAYBE ITS A ZOMBIE nah probably not. The undead don't exist.
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That guy's guineacock looks like a Goblin.
It's occured to me that I should probably do something more exciting than building graves. So guess what, kids, (miners specifically), we're going exploring! And not the lame "prospecting for colourful rocks" shit on Z121, we're gonna go find a patch of cavern, wall it off until it's airtight, and then gradually expand our sphere of control until Forgotten Beast try to show up and fail. Hopefully those bugbats don't get in my way, because that would be a mess. I wonder if all those Dwarven corpses close to them are an indication of my likelihood of success. GUESS WE'RE GONNA GO FIND OUT THE HARD WAY, AREN'T WE
gratifyingly, the stupid Burrow didn't get in my way.
While the miner is digging his way over there like a snail with crutches, I took another look at the magma cannon or whatever that thing is on the surface, hoping that it makes more sense now that I'm so drunk my tummy is queasy again. As far as I can tell, there's a magma reservoir, stoppered up with two bridges. One bridge opens into the wilderness area some 30 paces north of the front door to the fortress, and the other opens right into the fortress. Both bridges have a mechanism attached. At least the one leading right into the fortress has a small pit in the way.
Whew, lots of writing, lots of drinking. I'm going to get another drink, post what I've written so far (it's the middle of mid-summer now), and leave you all with my chosen Dorf's profile.
Spoiler: check out dat custom title (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shoruke on December 22, 2013, 10:00:31 pm
I have Christened this new area of the cavern Shorktown, after myself. The fact that it already had dead Dwarves in it who don't seem to have accomplished anything down there shall not discourage me!
Spoiler: one of them is even legendary (click to show/hide)
One of the ads on tinypic when I was uploading that scared the crap out of me. I thought it was like a half-foot cockroach crawling across the screen. It was actually a muffin. Crisis averted?
Oh, and there's actually three dead dorfs down there. I missed one in the screencap. Deal with it.
Oh, I'm back to wodka + root beer btw.
Some kid is making a thing!
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I should probably go set up that memorial slab! Thanks for reminding me, kid. You're a bro. (Fun fact, he actually is a bro, he's got like 8 siblings)
A cloud showed up, and actually aimed at the fortress, so I was like "sciende time".
Two things: what does it do to... uh, are those camels? Yes, those are cmals.
Also does the fort gate work in time for things.
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So, the very second that one camel touched the cloud, I was unable to find it with 'v', so I used 'k' instead, and found out that I'm in Biohazard class. This right here is why we have hazmat suits.
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As for the second bit of science, the drawbridge totally did react in time, but it's a retracting drawbridge (I thought I made it raise left, whoops) and is surrounded by fortifications. So basically, this happened.
Spoiler: fuck (click to show/hide)
Which is a shame because if it would have stuck around I would have figured out a way to get this fucking kid to go stand in it.
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At least I put that fucking kid to rest by setting up his slab. Toppling my statues, mumble mumble. I don't even know where there *are* statues in here so I can't go set it back up! Rest in piece, ya douche.
Apparently Kobolds are U with umlauts now.I know this because one managed to get the swhit scared out of it by a miner. Then another one did so I retracted the bridge. Hahaha what will you do now
(http://oi39.tinypic.com/2uthu9e.jpg)
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I JUST PRANK'D ONE KOBOLD WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T DESEREV THIS
At least the bridge is retracted so they can't get me right?
Hey, these goblins look weird.
Spoiler: oddgoblins (click to show/hide)
And we have a squad of crossbowmen! I hope they don't suck!
Wow these Goblins are slow. Unmotivated, even. I can make them go away if I... Uh. Trap them all in cages? But I don't have enough set up. And they have crossbowdoodz so I am not letting those fuckers in.
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS
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That squad of hammerdoodz up north has an Elite Marksdood for a leadr. I wonder if the magmagun will work on him.
OMG LOL THESE GUYS JUST GOT RAPED BY A CLOUD
Spoiler: I cast Magic Missile I mean Cloudkill (click to show/hide)
They are, naturally, completely unharmed, because fuck.
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But wait!
Spoiler: Gangreen is a bitch (click to show/hide)
Wait how do you spell gangrene. OH GOD I SHOULD NOT HAVE GOOGLE IMAGE'D THAT
Now I feel sick again :'( and the stupid cloud didn't even get the marksgoblins
And now three of our dwarves are rotting. Fuck.
Sorry, token girl. And Chief Medical Dwarf. And that SwordsDwarf. And Random Peasant #2. I hope modern Dorfical technology can save you.
...(they're so boned)
Wow just look at these fuckers stink up the hospital like fat people
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OH FOR THE LOVE OF JISZBISCUITS AGAIN
Spoiler: can't even spell words I made up (click to show/hide)
I wonder if maybe we need more diagnosticiciens I probably didn't spell that right.
EVERYONE WHO IS CURRENTLY NO JOBBING IS NOW A DIAGONSER! ALL THREE OR MAYBE FOUR OF YOU! Except Vampy your cut you dont get to look at bleeding people
So, um, bad news. I think most of our military just totally ate that cloud. Oh, wait, just 5 of them. That's okay then. Two of them are even at their post, still! One of them even gave birth!
That kid is going to grow up needing some serious concelling. Fuck do i spell. I mean how* do I spell.
This seige is boring. Back to the cave!
Weird that this burrow allows me to work here. I guess the burrow encompassess everything except outside? Because fuck the outside it's scary. It has clouds of Gangrene and if I didn't feel queasys right now I'd take another big drink to brain bleach that word away
Hey guys, this would go faster if more than 2 of you would hlep build shit.
Animal Caretaker guy is now a doctor and nothing else. Stupid plants can go brew themselves for all I care we got more people sick than drunk
no we dont
we got more sick than not drunk
It's Autumn! And has been for half a month! I need a break
Post by: Shoruke on December 23, 2013, 01:04:30 am
Spoiler: all 0 of them (click to show/hide)
Tholtig SumthinOrOther is now a trader... somehow. He isn't one of the 'nobles', he's a fisherman/stoneworker. And now he has Professional Appraiser skill. He has no other Broker skills, but he's the Broker now anyway.
People are cancelling their Construct Building jobs in Shorktown because of a rampaging troll! Oh no! How will we deal with this menace?!?
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This is how we deal with trolls!
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And, um, I'm moving the hospital. I'm going to put it somewhere that isn't right between the central staircase and the bedrooms because this guy who got hit by that last cloud is infecting the CMD, an axedwarf, a cow, a woodcutter, and I think a child but I'm not sure. It's also going to be way easier to quarantine over there, assuming it's not too late for everyone already.
One of the ghosts toppled somone else's coffin over like a douche. Good job. At least we have enough coffins now. THere are some unclaimed ones. I got something done! Besides maybe allowing contagion to enter the fort. We've already lost a miner and a peasant and I think the Chief Medical Dwarf is next. Luckily our current CMD is a replacement to the previous one (who's still alive, I think), but still. Bodes ill.
Construction around Shorktown is going just peachy, except for the Cave Dragon that just showed up. It's acting extremely territorial around the patch of wall it appeared on, but this time the wall has access to a staircase, and the rest of the fort. This is important because cave dragons apparently can't fly, they're just big. You know, like dragons.
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One of the masons (who is a farmer?) managed to not only approach, but walk the dragon without noticing it. The good news is that the dragon didn't notice him any faster. The bad news is the dragon totally did notice him.
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My favorite part is the bit at the end where the dragon is just like "nom, bitch" and chawmps the guy's head right off.
Soon after, the actual military showed up, and after that the only casualti was one baby, carried into battle in the arms of a marksDwarf who was a big fan of Point-Blank Shot.
While the fuckderpers get back to work on Shorktown, I calculated how many graves we have set up. We have more dead Dwarves- by a good margin- than living ones. And more than a third of the living ones are children.
So I guess the Goblins got bored and left. That or they got sick of rotting to death. I was made aware of this fact by the Dwarven Liason, who was bitching that the wagons couldn't reach our trade depot. Fucking SORRY about that, I was a bit busy conquering the underworld and rotting to death and not getting overrun by goblins with more ranged attackers than me.
One of the Dwarves decided that making his artifact is more important than hauling crap to the depot, so off he goes to the forges.
I got rid of all the burrows so the Dwarves would stop pestering me about putting someone's "body part" in their tomb. It turns out there were a whole lot of dead Dwarves on the hillside. At first I thought all the Dwarves were dying all at once and "finding each other dead" in the stairs or something.
...Oh gods. That's a lot of loot out there. THe hauling is never going to stop now. What have I done
Can I have some migrants to help haul shit around now?
NOPE IT'S WINTER NOW
Post by: Shoruke on December 23, 2013, 02:52:04 am
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I don't think he's using the statues to make the artifact, but if he makes a sword that spikes of statues I'm giving the guy the world's coolest tomb.
He made a Silver Spear to celebrate one of the SPeardorfs getting mauled to death by a Cave crawleer. It's worth 85200☼.
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Speaking of deals, I made it so anyone could trade at the depot again. The broker is too busy to... Uh... I don't think I actually know the verb form of the word "broker!" At least he's too busy to drive is broke.
The militia commander finally beat that cave crawler down (it took down another infected infantryman, a swordsdorf).
I bought us about 18 assloads of food, and am now wondering if there was a better way to phrase that.
I also bought a bunch of metal stuff, some of it is worth using, most of it is going to the smelters to get turned into something useful. Like bards of metal. I also told the smelters to start melting all the weapons that weren't useful or nailed down.
For today's episode of Fresh Hell in Shorktown, we have Elk Birds! Luckily they are not actual birds because they are stuck on top of a wall with a platform looking at it. I told the marksdwarves to have fun. They didn't, unless staring at Elk Birds is somehow more fun than shooting them. I also told the masons that holy fuck, there's a ramp connecting Shorktown to the rest of the caverns and we need to seal that shit off. Can't belive I didn't notice that something could have walked into Shorktown from somewhere other than the edge of the map. Heh heh heh...
My cat is helping me type this, by which I mean that I can't use the keybraod proprely because he keeps headbuttignmy hand out of the way.
The CMD gave birth to boy...while asleep. Gotta feel bad for that kid. Also gotta respect how badass that kid is gonna grow up to be, because it can already crawl.
I found another path that one could use to simply walk out of Shorktown. There's some creeping eyes hanging out around it. I doubt they'll be much of a problem if I send the military after them.
Oh god oh wait damn there's a lot of them!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(they aren't)
The kobolds are trying to mess with us. Interrupting lunch time and spooking children. So I'm locking the front doors again so they can't abscond with our loot. I seem to recall that worked reasonably well last time.
Didn't work this time though. Nobody's available to pull the lever now that I've made them work. Boo.
Finally, on the 25th of Late Winter, the mayor and the liaison are talking.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I asked for booze. They asked for armor and battle axes.
The hammerdwarf led a sortie against the creeping eyes, wielding her shiny new artifact zinc hammer, and her shiny new baby joined the fight too. We won, and the only casualty was the scenery. Turns out vomit and ichor make flourescent green when mixed.
Spoiler: either pretty or gross (click to show/hide)
Welp, my turn is over, so to the next overseer, good friggin' luck, and may thy path be filled with a surplus of coffins. And be careful about sealing people in the caverns.
Check out this totally boss save of mine. (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8233)
Good friggin' luck figuring out the front door.
Post by: Bobnova on December 24, 2013, 12:13:50 am
I had amusement :D
Also, I'm really surprised the fort still lives. I expected Scruffy's turn to be the end. Or maybe for it to drag out a month or two into the next turn.
Post by: vyznev on December 25, 2013, 04:51:23 pm
May I sigquote this?
Wait how do you spell gangrene. OH GOD I SHOULD NOT HAVE GOOGLE IMAGE'D THAT
Ps. The hotkeys were mostly my fault, and they actually more or less made sense at the time. There used to be a craftsdwarf's workshop near the farms, and I hotkey'd it because I kept needing to order so many slabs carved there. 8) The "drop zone" is actually a small room with an animal stockpile and a pit zone that can be used to drop stuff down into the "temple" some thirty-something z-levels below. The cow goes "mooooooo... splat!" So do giants. ;)
Post by: Shoruke on December 28, 2013, 12:48:29 pm
May I sigquote this?Yes you may.Wait how do you spell gangrene. OH GOD I SHOULD NOT HAVE GOOGLE IMAGE'D THAT
Post by: PeterisP on January 07, 2014, 11:14:15 am
Post by: TD1 on January 07, 2014, 11:53:03 am
Is this still alive? No posts in this year... I might be up for something tonight then, first drunk first served, right?
Right. May your drunken ramblings entertain the masses, PeterisP!
Post by: PeterisP on January 07, 2014, 12:43:25 pm
Hmm, it appear's I'm all out of ... tea. So, it'll be hot blackcurrant juice + Bushmills whiskey instead - works very similarly, hot blackcurrant has
18:40 - first blackcurrant+bushmills
18:45 - save downloaded, updated the tiles through lazy newb pack
18:50 - first drink done, feel better and a teensy bit tipsy - in the hot way, it goes straight through your mouth membranes to the blood and brain, not waiting for the stomach...
19:20 - got dinner (hot chicken soup, supposedly works as well), getting ready to play, second drink done
Hmm, It feels like this will get me tipsy (it already has!) but not drunk.. I suppose I'll have to add some shots to the regiment, but a bit later when the kids are put to sleep.
19:30 - ok, time for some screenshots and review while I'm getting prepared.
Haven't read the previous years events yet (I'm at page 100/150 of this thread), but it's probably the appropriate way to do it anyways, the joy of discovery and all such. I'm greeted with a screen of caverns.
Where should I upload this so it's visible in forums? My dropbox? But then it'd disappear if I move it, needs something better... good thing to try to handle it while still semisober.
hey, I'm automagicallyu going back to edit my mistakes, had 3 typos in the last sentence byut eent beck to correct them , this is how it lokslike if I' don't do so. I'll brpbably stop ding so in a few drinks, get used to it. or maybe not, it's an automatic thing possibly (just as a old habit of hitting ctrl-s at least every sentence or so, caused by some lost writing a long time ago when autosave wasn't a thing yet)
Initial screen
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There's not too much blood around also, so it's hopefully not a save in the middle of dying in combat (is it? Haven't read the last report yet, will do so tomorrow) oh oh.. .the red color in lower right corner starts being explained as 'A pile of mud' but continues to be ...
(http://i41.tinypic.com/hv3w29.png)
... oh oh, it's not looking so nice anymore.
Hey, I'm going back to the previous poster anyway. I won't read it (no time to, busy with soup and screenshots and drinks ceasing to be as hot as needed and must drink them before they're just warm waitasec) but I need to figure out how to put screenshots up in forums while I'ms till able to. and I'll just look at the site he/she has posted hem to.
Hmm it seems to be working, 2.5 drinks and it already takes me 5 minutes to find a 'spoliers'button on this forum. Ahh I have soup half finished in front of me..
Post by: TD1 on January 07, 2014, 12:52:51 pm
Is that internationally consumed, or do you live in Northern Ireland?
Post by: PeterisP on January 07, 2014, 01:39:42 pm
Bushmills Whiskey?It's exported, I prefer irishes as they're not as 'sharp' as scotch or burbon or whatever, and go well in mixes; it's cheap but quite nice. Kilbeggan also is quite okay, but I don't have one right now.
Is that internationally consumed, or do you live in Northern Ireland?
Post by: PeterisP on January 07, 2014, 01:41:06 pm
I hope the screens work ?
Okay, the combatlog says that there are recent fights (many!) with something called 'the Creeping Eye' that I have no idea how strong it is or what it is or whatver. so I'm not unpausing untill I look at eerything and am totally drunk.
Good news is we've got 54 citizens and everyone seems to be working. bad news is half of them are children. Oh, that reminds me - dorfing? Anyone needs dorfing? There's a Bobnova, two alive Clovers and a few others (Scruffy, Shoruke, Kamin3 and Vampy). Hey ,I should dorf myself probbably.
Is the fact that there's a dorf nicknamed Vampy with a profession Vampire some kind of hint? Nah, probably a forum nickname, isn't it? I'll go for a sammich and a fourth drink.
20:00
Hey, it's actually great, we've got a bunch of legendaries (with their professions disabled?) and everybody seems to be happy according to dwarf therapist, so no tantrum spirals right now. Exxcellent! Now, what will be our challenge? ah yes, scrolling away from the initial screen. That may cause more harm. Unpausing will do even more.
Volcano! I noticed a volcano! It was probably in the first screenshot as well but I didn't see it. Magmaforges here we come! (or are there some already?)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hmm the lever descriptions are strong, I see lever "for the front gate", lever "Unfucks the bridge at our big main entrance I hope", lever "Magma cannon" and an unlabeled lever. If I can't figure out how to defeat something, I'll flip a coin to decide wether to use magma cannon or the unlabeled one. or both. by the way, I fully expect a properly designed magma cannon to kill the exact monster I intend to kill, no matter where it's located.
20:30 The kids are now in pajamas and going to bed. Hmm, did I add the whiskey to this drink already? I'll do it anyway, if I'm mistaken it'll simply be a double.
The fortress, on the other hand, isn't going to bed. I currently see five, no, six umm seven different punctures in the volcano, some kind of water maze in caverns, etc. WTF is that?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
All in all, it looks like something designed by a commitee of drunken dwarves, entirely as expected.
Kids are in bed now, making this post and the next drink.
20:45
Okay, getting ready to play. The good news is that the fort is in perfect condition (despite not looking so) - there are enough drinks and food, everybody is happy and nobody is dying. The bad news - well, WTF should I do now if there are no pressing needs whatsoever? Megaprojects here we come?
Post by: TD1 on January 07, 2014, 01:52:56 pm
Also, on a less sombre note, Nice turn so far!
WTF should I do now if there are no pressing needs whatsoever
I suggest magma. On surface, because when the dwarves are above ground they feel home-sick :)
Post by: PeterisP on January 07, 2014, 01:57:33 pm
Eh. It's not Irish. It's Northern Irish. There's a distinct difference. Northern Ireland=Part of U.K. and Ireland=Republic of Ireland, an independent country with a separate government. It's like saying Canadians are American, only if you add in a history of violence between the two.
Who cares about the governments? They don't make the whiskey, and the production between Ireland and N.Ireland doesn't change at the border, the distilleries and recipes are older than the political units anyway.
That being said, magmafall might be an option to decorate the front non-entrance.
Post by: PeterisP on January 07, 2014, 02:02:29 pm
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Uhh, I accidentally unpaused but nothing bad happened. Is it supposed to be so in a drunk fortress?
We've got a fey mood. I've decided to floor over the volcano and start a clay industry there. Maybe we have one, but it'll be simpler to start a new one than to find the old, and I can manufacture infinite clay blocks to build a pyramid or something.
Magmafall will be a goal but the top of volcano is surrounded by farms... well I'll route the magma through them somehow, it'll probably help fertility.
Oh, and the clothier claimed a shop. In the middle of a huge miasma cloud. I hope he gets some perverse inspiration in there.
Post by: TD1 on January 07, 2014, 02:07:27 pm
Oh, I know the recipes are mainly similar. I was simply addressing what I took to be a mistake; Bushmills is in N.I.Eh. It's not Irish. It's Northern Irish. There's a distinct difference. Northern Ireland=Part of U.K. and Ireland=Republic of Ireland, an independent country with a separate government. It's like saying Canadians are American, only if you add in a history of violence between the two.
Who cares about the governments? They don't make the whiskey, and the production between Ireland and N.Ireland doesn't change at the border, the distilleries and recipes are older than the political units anyway.
That being said, magmafall might be an option to decorate the front non-entrance.
And why stop at magmafall? Why not magma pool? Or, for a better term, magma lagoon! You could release some Fire Imps in there as a mythical element, to lend it that extra air of Enchantment!
*Burns and/or deaths are not compensated by Magma Ltd.
Post by: PeterisP on January 07, 2014, 02:11:04 pm
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21:20 Got a drink, and found an old bottle of amaretto almond liquor that I used some time ago for cocktails that I no longer make - but it's nice as a pure shot! So, magmabuilding. I'm still sober enough to wonder what will happen with allthe magma after it falls down, but hopefully that feeling will go away while I do the construction.
Okay, what do we need? lots of magmasafe materials, starting with floor hatches and screws for pumps.... let's order some to the manager... waitaminute, the nobles don't have appropriate quarters, we'll have to fix that as well! Ah, forgot to dwarf myself and make mayor, will do so now.
What's a magmasafe material? I see some magmaforges, so everything will be made of steel! True dwarfstyle! (I haven't checked yet if we have steel)
WTF is everyone doing? I made orders and noone is doing that! THis must be fixed! Why is some idiot fishing? We've got more than enough food, get to carrying boulders for my magma pipe!
What do you mean, no steel bars available? Make some!
It looks like all the smelters are busy melting metal objects. Stop that and make steel finally!
Hmm the clothier made an artifact llama wool left glove. Do we have some one-handed warriors or I have to make them as well?
Some industrial accidents - it appears that using volcano as a garbage dump isn't safe. Well, it's not me, it's the previous overseer. Gah, that reminds me that I still haven't dorfed myself, as I couldn't choose any single dwarf.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Freshly out of drinks, a month of game time has passed and not a single square I designated has been dug out. Treason! Maybe we should implement a color-coded permission system a-la Paranoia, to reduce risk of treason. The volcano top will be made clearance-blue, to prevent idiots from going there.
Going to boil up some more blackcurrant juice.
22:00
Okay, removed some orders that I didn't understand. Still, everyone is busy dumping things and going around stockpiles. We need more immigrant haulers! Hmm, the lack of entrance might hamper that, maybe I should dig a new hole in the wall? Oh, there was some lever labeled 'front gate', I'll try that.
Oh, we've got 25 migrants and it looks like that there's simply an entrance hatch on the roof that I can unforbid.
22:15
It looks like steel bridge won't be happening due to lack of coal. I gave an order to burn a hundred units of charcoal, but cancelled it after seeing that (a) we've got no wood furnaces and (b) we've got only a couple dozen wood. IRON! Iron hatch covers and corkscrews, make me some! Everything else will have to be clay bricks that hopefully can carry magma when constructed.
Dorfs are finally building some floors. Good for them.
A cloud of creeping dust has appeared. I'll forbid the roof hatch and pretend that I dodn't see that - it'll go right over me, right?
Ouch. It didn't, the top of the volcano is somthered with something red.
Hmm... and off it went, with just some dwarves complaining about resting out injury. I'll try to remember to look at the diagnosis. Anyway, this means a roof of rectrabtable bridges. Do I have any chance to finish everything that I started? Does it matter?
Assigned some bedrooms, and scheduled decent-sized apartments for the nobles. Maybe they'll get dug out within my turn.
The following projects are sort-of-going-on-in-parallel:
1) Magma pipe to the planned magmafall
2) Flooring of volcano magma level, just because (and to build a clay industry + spots for more magmaforges on top of that)
3) Roofing of volcano top to prevent repeat accidents with sneaky creeping clouds putting everyone in hospital (hospital is full of miasma - don't knwo why, no rotting corpses there as far as I looked)
4) bigger rooms for nobles
It's still going on, I'll try to update every half hour or so but now I need more drinks.
Trying to build some furniture, but Bobnova 7 has risen and is haunting the fortress. Now, fo we have eny tombbs here? I recall seeing a long row of coffins somewhere (the unit list shows 567 dead/missing !). Well,there are some free spots and I enabled some more, so it's time for slabbing !
Hmm, 'Raw adamantine! Praise the miners!' ... I didn't order anyone to dig deep... Ah, it's simple, just a collapse of something I was building.
I'm 3/4ths through with my whiskey and blackcurrant juice, but it's just starting summer... time for some shots instead!
And I've found an alternative to steel - we've got sand on top, so green glass enormous corkscrews here we go!
A vile force of darkness has arrived! Well I'm not planning to do anything about that as it seemed to me that we have no entrances. Let them try.
Okay, we do have an entrance now where I wanted to make the magma pipe go out for the magmafall... time to fight.
The whole invasion force now is in fortress through that topside hole... let's see what happens. I've mobilised all the squads that were there...
Gah, a bunch of trolls smashed everyone topside and are now rampaging through the main stairs, and massacring everyone in hospital who wants to recover from the cloud.
The fortress is dead, only the walled-in vampire remains :(
It ended quicker than expected - but it should be very reclaimable.
Save here - http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8301 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8301)
Post by: Scruffy on January 07, 2014, 02:20:00 pm
We've got some magma pools. What I have in mind is a magmafall directly into the magma moat in front of the 'proper' entrance, but there are some engineering issues, namely, the main stairway is right between the volcano and the proper spot. Rerouting is a trouble, so I'll try to properly cap the stairway and run the magma right over it.Yes. Routing magma directly over the main stairway. Sounds about right.
Oh, and could you try to keep your turn in a single post? Doesn't really matter but easier to read
Post by: Bobnova on January 07, 2014, 03:39:23 pm
The happiness and lack of problems is bizarre given how many turns in this fort is. Maybe it'll be a new record!
I wonder what happened to the rest of the turn.
EDIT:
Oh, the turn is still going. I was thinking this was last night. Awesome!
Post by: PeterisP on January 07, 2014, 04:52:38 pm
Wait, I wasn't unintentionally careless - I started walling it off, but intentionally left holes in the wall so that my masons could go on top to try to roof the volcano.... that serves me right.
Post by: Scruffy on January 07, 2014, 04:55:33 pm
Post by: PeterisP on January 07, 2014, 04:59:43 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 07, 2014, 05:30:06 pm
The fort was quite fragile military-wise - the squads totalled to 9 lowskilled dwarves IIRC, so breaching the wall apparantly doomed the whole fortress.Yep, we have been getting sieges of 20-50 gobbos every few months for the last few turns so they kind of.. died? I think. The skilled militia that is.
Post by: Bobnova on January 07, 2014, 06:58:24 pm
Excellent turn :D
Post by: Omeganaut on January 12, 2014, 10:44:24 am
Spoiler: Long List (click to show/hide)
Also, update the op with vzynev's "THINGS TO DO BEFORE DRINKING"
Download the latest save and the Lazy Newb Pack (optional but recommended) and uncompress them.
Make sure you can actually open the save in DF, and that the init setting etc. are the way you want them.
Try taking a screenshot.
Check your drinks supply, buy more if needed.
ANd updated list of overseers:
3 turns in a day for 3rd world
Year One Spring?: Enisea [New Embark]
Year ?: Naryar
Year ?: DS
Year ? to 205 Summer: Scruffy
Year 205 Autumn to 206: Summer: Naryar
Year 206 Autumn to 207: Summer: vyznev
Year 207 Autumn+Winter: Random_Dragon
Year 208 Spring+Summer: DS
Year 208 Autumn+Winter: Basin is BACK
Year 209 Spring+Summer: Scruffy
Year 209 ? Scruffy: (!!Magma Holiday Edition!!)
? to Year 210 Winter: Shoruke
Year 211: PeterisP (Fortress falls due to Gobbos)
Fortress is open for Reclaim since there are no clowns, but there is quite a lot of magma around, so perhaps the next overseer should just pick a new site.
Post by: Shoruke on January 13, 2014, 01:06:01 pm
(http://siliconchickens.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/lever.gif)
Post by: Yoink on January 13, 2014, 01:15:58 pm
Also, I might try and take another turn this weekend, or maybe on Thursday after I've had a few drinks, buuut by the time I get home from the city I might just crash. Not sure how I could get my drunken self to remember... :-\
Post by: TD1 on January 13, 2014, 01:34:29 pm
Post by: Bobnova on January 14, 2014, 09:23:09 pm
IHardly the first time it's died :D
Didn't the fort just, you know, die?
Next drunk person gets to choose between reclaiming or starting a new fort in the same world.
Post by: Yoink on January 15, 2014, 04:32:42 am
I'll probably download the save before I go out tomorrow night (so about 24 hours from now), just in case I remember about DF when I get home.
Post by: Shoruke on January 15, 2014, 10:29:17 am
"I thought for *hic* sure it would work this time!"
Post by: TD1 on January 15, 2014, 11:22:32 am
Anyway, good luck...Not sure if I'd like to be part of a drunken dwarven band myself, sounds like a recipe for disaster!
EDIT: Something I just scribbled down because I was thinking of Dwarves and ale.
The Dwarves of yore smelt iron ore,
They mined the depths and chiselled rock,
The ore they found, they mixed with flux,
And made the weapons the elves yet mock.
But ho! They found the ancient brew,
Of Mushrooms helmet-shaped and true.
And hey! You know what they will say?
More ale is needed, for both me and for you!
For in their crafts they forged the rings
The humans fight and die for,
And made they there the greatest blades
Which ever graced the halls of lore.
But meet a dwarf and he will say,
Without preamble or delay,
That the greatest thing the elders brewed
Was ale they drank and served with food!
The hammer-smith, the gold and silver masters,
The carpenter, the mason and sand blasters,
All topped, all beaten by the brew,
That graced the halls of bloody hue.
But Ho! They found the ancient brew,
Of Mushrooms helmet-shaped and true.
And hey! You know what they will say?
More ale is needed, for both me and you!
Post by: Scruffy on January 16, 2014, 05:42:58 am
Edit:
Well, if Yoink is not starting a turn anytime soon I will start downloading the save
Post by: Scruffy on January 16, 2014, 01:03:19 pm
Save here - http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8301 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8301)Erm, are you sure that is the correct save? The fort is still standing
It seems like Shoruke's turn
Edit: Well, it seems like I won't be taking a turn after all. I will wait for the proper save with a crumbled fortress and a new site. (nope, not going to skip a turn and go back to an old save just because a few gobbos bested us. Please upload the proper save if you still got it PeterisP)
Post by: Scruffy on January 17, 2014, 03:48:10 pm
I really feel like taking a turn so I will. The most recent save available is what I presume is Shoruke's turn but I do not want to skip PeterisP's turn. Since the fortress fell during his turn I will abandon and claim a new site. I hope this will not annoy anyone but I don't like skipping saves and this is the closest to the proper save I can get.
So, a new site it is...
Embark points.. 9k? Eh? That is a tad bit high, don't you think?
Hmm... Should I just use about 4k or just buy 9k worth of junk? Wouldn't feel right.
Our new site is calm/wilderness volcano near a tower (A bit low savagery but I think that we will have enough trouble even without zombie koalas and such)
Okay, I am a boring person so I abused the embark points and brought a few sets of armor, alot of food and wood, a couple metal bars and 100 female bunnies.
I can't fathom how I could ever come to regret that. 5 miners. That should be enough. Time to dig in. Fast. We have no lack of food with these embark points and we can just rob a few caravans when we run out.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Time to try something.. different. This time there will be no pimpstacks,
collapsable dining rooms (my alltime favorite) or forts droppable into magma.
This time there will just be dorfs and a hole
In a hole in the ground there lived dorfs.
Not a nice, clean or dry hole, filled with art and marvels,
nor a sober, well designed or lushly vegetated hobbit-hole with delights and conforts of home:
it was a dorf-hole, and that means drunken stuppor and starving peasants.
It would see m that I am still too sober for thios. Had a Weston's vintage and some port wine a while ago and will drink a few shots of vodka and perhaps open a frosty jack before strartgin.
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Designed the great dorf face of druinkfortnress. hat shall be enough project building for this round
st large areas for digging. Biug, useless and ugly but that is dorfy. We can will it with dorf byproducts.
Refuse pile with a chute. Dorfs are digging along nicely. 5 miners.
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Si,,erm. Summer. Fort almost dug out
Still sober enough to set proper stockpiles for unfihnishes food and prepared dorfsnack.
Ostriches, magma crabs and burning heat. Are we donw under?
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Too many bunnies
Urist. THey all are Urist
Astarted making olarge bedchambers. Too complicated. I am too durnk for this. This turned into a horrible drunken
dorgen architecture project gone fweong WRONG
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More beds. Chopping down all trees
Magmaforges
Yah. 5 very skilled miners digging for a year
Caracan. Destroying depot. All dem cheese will be ours- Yes. Cheese
warmstones. bah
Rabbits. starving. Who knew they had tho eat?
Dpro Fprt FORT!! is growing. we have no production but alot of room. It is ugly
damn they dig fast. 5 legendary miners during hte first year. spending the who.e year justdigging
over 100 dead rabbits. boohoo. my pets'
Magmaforges are ready, smelting in progress. Caravans have been looted. A large dorf face is being dug.
Staring with 5miners and enginers realy speeds things up
All thanks toi that huge amoutn of embark points. no need to wokr for food or materials. just dig
(http://i.imgur.com/XPaW7dH.png)
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8332
Post by: Shoruke on January 17, 2014, 06:01:00 pm
It would see m that I am still too sober for thios. Had a Weston's vintage and some port wine a while ago and will drink a few shots of vodka and perhaps open a frosty jack before strartgin.
Were you drinking that vodka as you typed that somehow? Your spelling was sub-par but understandable up until that last word.
Good luck with the reclaim, and your brand new strartg 8)
Post by: TD1 on January 17, 2014, 11:02:23 pm
Post by: Stadekxiel on January 18, 2014, 09:33:33 pm
Post by: Evilsx on January 18, 2014, 10:22:25 pm
Post by: Stadekxiel on January 18, 2014, 11:23:21 pm
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Pouring my first drink and opening the fortress. Will try to update periodically as the night progresses.
EDIT 1:
Don't have anything better to measure with, so just going with cups of zombie. Finished the first one and pouring the ext, also finished watching Iron Man and starting Iron Man 2 as well as feeling just buzzed enough to start looking around the fortress.
Alright, so the layout xeems straightforward enough, took me a minute to figure out where the entrance is though. I'm seeing a series of bridges for security but no levers, so it looks like I'll be implementing those somewhere or other.
Seeing orderly stockpiles, bedrooms off to a decent start but I might need to have more beds built... Ahh, miasma.. What's this from? Rabbit corpses. Rabbit corpses everywhere... I need another drink.
Cup 3:
Well that's the last of the zombie, gonna have to go to beer after I finish this drink. Meh.
So, taking out al the corpses while the dwarves take out the corpses... Err I mean watching a movioe while the dwarves ake out corpses...
Well, I think we're out of plump hemet spawn, I hope that won't be an issue,, Hmm, got a fey mood..
Fey mood seems fine, so many dead bunnies...
Err why is my game not cooperating? Saving and restoring
game to try anf fix it.
Okay, I seem to be having unknown issues. Will update either when solved, or in the worst case scenario, after replaying everything I've done
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Oookay, not responding at all. fuck. fgiving an extra couple minutes to it. Okay, the entire thing seems to be broken. Restarting now. damn it all, it seems to be not working, gonna try starting over.
Okay, trying to recreate my previous work.
Corpses are making their way to the correcvt stockpile. Drinking some more.
Feeli8ng a little drunk now, good news. Okay, how do I figure out what month it is? fpr some reasion I cqn'r figure out hor to post messages correctly.. Gona go out to smoke a cigarette quickley after drinking a bit more.
I think I'm back to my previous state. Okay, wheres\'s my room key.. found it, ghonna smoke a cigarette. Okay, I thik I;m drunk
...
Well then, woke up at 6am, unfortunately sober again. That's embarassing, but drinking until I can play again. Oh well, I have enough alcohol to finish off my turn.. Hopefully.
Why aren't the dead bunnies going to the refuse pile? Bleh. Alright, back to being buzzed enough to play.
Erm.. Uh oh.. something collapsed in the face. We lost a miner in the collapse.
Well nothing but beer now.
Nother cave-in
Okay, slightly distracted by the movie I've been watching. Waah, caverns keep collapsing.. So we had a three second tantrum. Oh joy.
Uh oh, the dead walk... We're screwed. Never mind, Just a bunch of elf corpses. Let's kill 'em. And a diplomat has left unhappy. Oh well... And a dog had been found dead. And a cook.
Urist Kiddiriden has created... An earring. >_<
An elf corpse keeps killing people. damnit. And now there's a kobold thief
Rawrg, I keep getting interupted by damned bleeding elf corpes. And more elf corpses.. And more dead.. Gonna kill these bastards.
Blegh, too many damned elf corpses, keep killing people.
Waah, trying to find the elf corpses, but I can't.
Post by: Scruffy on January 19, 2014, 10:06:24 am
Wait, I really hope that those 120 dead bunnies are not refusepiled outside.
Post by: Stadekxiel on January 19, 2014, 08:09:06 pm
Damn it.. I'm dead, along with scruffy. Redorfing, if nobody minds.
Alright screw this, going into lockdown >_<
Most everyone is inside, but a fishery worker is being chased around by zombie elfs, I don't think he'll be around long.
Now to ignore the outside and start playing around with building.
I've been missing a week.. Damnit
Oh hey, there's a little kid. When did that happen?
Quote from: The Drunken Game
'Urist McScruffy Rakustsholid, Miner cancels Dig Channel: Unconscious.New scruffy, stop collapsing shit, you'll die that way, and I'm not redorfing you again.
And unconcious again, does this avatar of scruffy ever learn?
Huh.. Where did the bunny corpses go? They're disappearing.. Oh well, problem for the nxt guy.
Another bunny has died. Oh well.
Rawrg, why isn't the miner (I'm looking at ypou, scruffy) minigh the shit I topld him to?
Wekl somebody's been scared to death by a ghostly Urist. Damn ghosts. Gonna smoke another cigarette.
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Alright, after an hour of being locked out of my room (the battery in my door died) I'm sobered up a little bit and ready to play some more.
Oh hey, I see a bunch of levers. Wonder what they do.
Damn it scruffy McUrist! why won't you dig where I want you to?? Okay, it was the burrow that was causing the problem. Got it.
Hmm.. Almost all the bunny corpses are gone.. That can't be good.
Trying to bring everything inside.. Either going to work or kill us all.
Aaand beck inside. Hehehe, caught an elf zombie in the bridge as it closed.
Bad news, scruffy, you've been found dead again. Redorfing you. Wait, nevermind, it was the old mcscruffy that was found, you're still alive. (sort of)
It's obsidian, almost done.
Aaand it's spring. Yay.
Here's the file
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8343 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8343)
Post by: Kamin on January 28, 2014, 11:50:06 pm
On another note... Whatever happened to taking screenshots throughout a turn? It sure is nice to be able to see all the little ASCII/tile dorfs as they scream out unto their gods in magma.
Dwarfy1: Sick poem, much enjoyed!
Post by: Movie on January 30, 2014, 01:45:08 am
Post by: Scruffy on January 30, 2014, 05:30:59 am
Hi just wondering if its too late too join in on this, i just turned 21 on Tuesday, if i was allowed too play this i would smoke a big bowl of weed and get piss drunk on sakeCongratulations!
Ofcourse you can start a turn if you feel like it. Just grab a save and start playing.
Oh, and what kind of sake? (Personally I usually drink Hakutsuru Superior Junmai Ginjo. Shame that I can't find any nigori where I live)
Cooled or heated?
On another note... Whatever happened to taking screenshots throughout a turn? It sure is nice to be able to see all the little ASCII/tile dorfs as they scream out unto their gods in magma.Darn. I totally forgot. I think that I still have my screenshots through there are not many.
You going to update the overseer list?
Post by: Clover Magic on January 30, 2014, 02:36:44 pm
Post by: Bobnova on January 30, 2014, 07:45:30 pm
-pokes head in- So what has been going on the grand saga of drunkenness while I have been gone? So many new pages, ack. This is what I get for going on a DF hiatus.
Lotta Drunk Fortress. A few disasters, much hilarity. The usual :D
You have another bottle of crap vodka to dispose of?
Post by: Clover Magic on January 30, 2014, 09:01:32 pm
-pokes head in- So what has been going on the grand saga of drunkenness while I have been gone? So many new pages, ack. This is what I get for going on a DF hiatus.
Lotta Drunk Fortress. A few disasters, much hilarity. The usual :D
You have another bottle of crap vodka to dispose of?
Sounds about right. Good to know it has continued in the grand tradition.
You say that as if I've forced myself to get through my original one. It sits on my shelf staring balefully at me.
But I've got orange juice and a free day tomorrow, so I can try to stretch my drunken dorf legs and see how much my attributes have rusted.
Post by: tahujdt on January 31, 2014, 12:59:28 am
Post by: Clover Magic on January 31, 2014, 09:34:52 pm
(http://i60.tinypic.com/2rgo0es.jpg)
Oh, whatever poison shall I pick... (my phone camera's quality is terribad sorry)
Gonna download the save! Any raw changes that I should know about?
Gonna start anyways lol if there were raw changes they're gone now oh well.
21:00 - started drinking, +1 shot of UV blue raspberry vodka + chasing with orange juice mixed with Pinnacle Peach
Post by: Clover Magic on January 31, 2014, 10:57:34 pm
ALSO I AM LIVESTREAMING THIS BITCH. >>RIGHT HERE (http://www.livestream.com/beonewithrussia)<< Watch me play Drunk Fortress and listen to Japanese rock tunes with me yes.
-sticks log in- ONWARD TO GLORY
21:00 - started drinking, +1 shot of UV blue raspberry vodka + chasing with orange juice mixed with Pinnacle Peach, so 2 shots total
21:21 - I hate alcohol
21:23 - Have the save opened as I drink. Why are there so many corpses nicknamed Urist I don't understand.
21:34 - Okay no more raspberry vodka it is disgusting straight. To quote Yathzee - like the onlooker said to the inventor of the feces-powered helicopter, THAT SHIT WILL NOT FLY. But I got another shot down so +1 shot, gonna go get some ginger ale
21:40 - Can feel the buzz, unfortunately no ginger ale so have to do with orange soda. Oh well. +1 shot of the peach stuff.
21:56 - Set up Livestream. That will be going because why the fuck not. Almost done with shot #4, will do one more and then start I think.
22:06 - While buzzed, gonna dorf people. Why not.
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22:21 - Shot #5 down, LET'S GOOOO
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22:32 - WHY DID YOU STOP MING YOU FUCKER
22:34 - lets start erecting slabs in the ding hall why not
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22:45 - Y U NO MAINE
22:47 - Oh burrows exist
22:49 - DO undea dsieges over go away or
a
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23:26 - THink I swuxcinsed Suiquo and Ruh n too sorry
23:28 - oh no miasma
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23:33 - WHY ARE OY ON BREAK
23:44 - Bobnova has died of thorst _):
23:44 - MIGRANTS
23:47 - Jervill just punched a honey badger to deathw eet
23:53 - Autumn has arrive don the calender. +1 shot
23:57 - Oops no one was actutally maechanic
23:58 - Why do we have a 4 year old baby??????
00:-3 - why does alcohol burn _;):
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00:12 - Bobnova ghostly carpewnter has risen and is haunting the fortress FUCK OFF +1 shot
00:134 - MIRGANTS FRSH BLOOD
00:14 - more dorfed dorfs
00:19 - MAKE ME STEEL
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00:38 - WInter has arrived@
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01:23 - SPRING HAS ARRIVED FUCK YES UPLOADING SAVE THEN SLEEPING
Save is here: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8384 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8384)
Video of livestream is here: http://livestre.am/4La3Y (http://livestre.am/4La3Y)
As promised, screenshots have been added. Here are some that didn't fit into the flow:
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Post by: Bobnova on February 03, 2014, 01:31:23 am
Wish I'd checked in time for the livestream. Didn't occur to me, I was probably too hammered to manage it anyway. I was there in drunkness if not in person!
I feel like I should find out what Throst is before it attacks in real life.
Post by: Yoink on February 03, 2014, 09:31:11 am
Welcome back, Clover! :D
Post by: Clover Magic on February 03, 2014, 11:10:26 am
And thanks! Glad to be back! Hopefully my next turn will be a little more exciting - I spent all spring and a majority of the summer turtled cause of the undead elf siege. I loaded up the game, saw the corpses, and just went "nope too drunk to deal with this lol". And also too drunk to notice we had functioning traps to deal with it. XD
Post by: Omeganaut on February 08, 2014, 09:01:21 pm
Post by: TD1 on February 09, 2014, 08:20:59 am
Post by: Scruffy on February 09, 2014, 08:49:23 am
I am itching to take a turn AGAIN sometime soon.
Post by: Omeganaut on February 09, 2014, 07:06:57 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 12, 2014, 01:10:06 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 12, 2014, 02:16:55 am
And for reference, my planned drink this time will be about a third of a pint of 100-proof Southern Comfort. Not quite blotto unfortunately, but hopefully things will be Fun.
Post by: Scruffy on February 12, 2014, 10:30:23 am
I hate to double post, but I think I actually should get some bloody sleep, and consider this tomorrow if anyone grabs the dorf list and overseer-added rules.I think that you can pretty safely ignore the overseer-added rules since people haven't added any new ones for atleast a dozen turns and they are hard to follow while drunk anyway. The last time I tried following them I ended up losing my journal, somehow abandoning the fort and losing my memory of the rest of the evening ::)
And for reference, my planned drink this time will be about a third of a pint of 100-proof Southern Comfort. Not quite blotto unfortunately, but hopefully things will be Fun.
Edit:
I love that drunk fortress text near the dorf head. Nice
Also, anyone else notice that a single, non-forbidden door is all that separates our diningroom and magma and prevents our dorfs from becoming !!URIST!! Wait, I think that the diningroom is safe after all. The staircase will channel most of the magma into the bedrooms directly next to the bedrooms of nearly all of our named dorfs. Booze is safe. I think that was can just leave it like that.
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 12, 2014, 11:03:05 am
I think that you can pretty safely ignore the overseer-added rules since people haven't added any new ones for atleast a dozen turns and they are hard to follow while drunk anyway. The last time I tried following them I ended up losing my journal, somehow abandoning the fort and losing my memory of the rest of the evening ::)
Yay. I did find that list of all prior players and lurkers, so I can dorf people. Having things to do today, I'll hopefully be able to play tonight if no one beats me to it.
Until then I at least have the save downloaded and in DF. I might do that raw-folder replacement someone mentioned will fix tileset issues. So long as no one added any mods that it would overwrite. >w>
Post by: Clover Magic on February 12, 2014, 11:22:33 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 12, 2014, 08:08:14 pm
Edit 1: Post ahoy, save later tonight...doing better than expected, but next overseer will be having a bad day.
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Edit 2: Save is up, yay? http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8417
Post by: Bobnova on February 13, 2014, 05:51:05 pm
That turn was a crack up. I laughed harder than I have in a couple days. Especially at the bean cunter.
Post by: Clover Magic on February 13, 2014, 07:09:14 pm
Me and my friends are going to attempt to do a group Drunk Fortress Saturday night, should be !!fun!!
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 13, 2014, 07:21:07 pm
Great turn! Even though I gave the vampire her own mason's workshop to give her a chair for an office lol, I wanted a walled-up vampire bookkeeper. And for the record, there is water on the map - it's just down in cavern 3. I discovered that trying to save the first injured dorf on my turn.
Me and my friends are going to attempt to do a group Drunk Fortress Saturday night, should be !!fun!!
Oh flying derp, that explains the mason shop. I thought it was a complex scheme to dump rocks on him and somehow recover whatever useless crap he might be able to produce. Oh well, I put him to work smoothing and engraving the Señor Ugly's mouth. o3o
Post by: Bobnova on February 14, 2014, 01:49:41 am
Group Drunk Fortress sounds like the best idea ever. I look forward to this!
EDIT:
I may manage to bring myself to believe that another whack at this is a good idea this weekend sometime. I'll try, certainly. It's been a bit.
Post by: Vyro on February 15, 2014, 07:42:26 pm
Out of booze for now, unfortunately. But once there's enough, I'll take a turn and record it to Youtube or whatnot - just the game and me making silly puns and laughing at them. Man do I love doing that while drunk.
Post by: Yoink on February 16, 2014, 02:12:13 pm
I love how both Yoinks are simultaneously on break... seems like DF is echoing real life, there! :D
Gonna have to grab some booze when I get home, and hopefully get the chance to do a turn in the not-too-distant future.
Post by: Dutchling on February 17, 2014, 06:16:21 am
Post by: TD1 on February 17, 2014, 09:39:21 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 17, 2014, 12:00:35 pm
This looks fun. How do I sign up for this?
It'll be fun to see a new player add to this, if you get a free evening to. Or morning, whatever. o3o
Just hope you don't encounter any irresistibly-tempting levers labelled "do not touch" like I did in my first run.
Thankfully, if I remember right, this fort pretty much lacked lever notes until my turn. So it's the unlabelled doomsday levers you'll have to watch out for. XP
Post by: Dutchling on February 17, 2014, 03:32:19 pm
Should not take too long :P
Post by: Scruffy on February 23, 2014, 01:25:47 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBZOclfMJs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBZOclfMJs)
I was planing on waiting for a few more turns first since so many people promised to take one but a dorfs gotta do what a dorfs gotta do.
One turn coming up in a few hours
Post by: TD1 on February 23, 2014, 01:34:45 pm
Post by: Scruffy on February 23, 2014, 02:20:53 pm
-The remains of a bottle of cheap whisky
-About 1dl of 38% Greek aniseed aperitif (Tsantali. Really good)
-5dl of 6.5% St Peter's cream stout
-A 5dl can of 7.5% Frosty Jack
-A bottle of raspberry wine
-A few bottles of beer
-A carboy of strong mead but it is not ready for drinking yet.
And a plate full of garlic saurkraut and cold porkbelly potroast that is mostly just fat with a little meat in it.
Not going to drink all of that though.
21.00 Okay, started by drinking the whisky. There was only a bit over 1dl left. The saurkraut it pretty bad. The taste of raw garlic is overpowering so I can't taste any of the cabbege. A disaster.
Playing some roguelikes while waiting. Hmm.. ToME4 seems good.
(I should stop playing roguelikes while drunk. It is nasty loosing a high level character in nethack/angband/stonesoup/tome/cataclysm/other roguelikes because you were not careful enough while drunk)
Still not quite drunk enough so drank a glass of that raspberry wine. Not really to my tastes. I prefer my homemade stuff.
21.15 Started drinking the cream stout. Damn it is good. Never tried St. Peter's before. Great stout. Smooth, creamy and not bitter.
21.20 Feeling a bit drunk so it is time to check out the save.
21.30 Feeling a bit woozy. A large glass of whisky, glass of iwne and a pint o strong stout tends to do that. I think that I am rady to start
Corpses. S p,amu So many corpses.
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I see that weverything is just the way I left it a fwe turns ago
Better do tha important stuff before i get mro drunk. Enisea, sorry. you will not die honorably.
You are hte bookkeeper. count em socks and count them we.l!
Vampire? oh
Galena
Jervill is kicking ass. unarmed. The yak doesnt stand a chance
Made a hosipar. Hospital.r
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Tried fixing our refuse chute and stockpile. It was full of animals...
Militia keeps shooting at merchants from far away. Creepy
Digging more farms
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RAN OUT OF STOUT!
Limestone
Doing my best to manage this like a sober fory
Got our refuse drop to work"!
Enesia tot bossessed. while sealed vecause of vampirism. poor, soon to be stark raving berserk anesia
Let him out
Lever to depot access
Why were most of our plants set not to brew? we need wine.
I need fine.
Getting a glass of wine
gobbos taking our children. keep em if you want em. we dont need them. why would ou even want them?
Kamin. why do you need unrotten seeds? just plant em
works working well.,
We appear to havbe far more dogmeat than cat meat.something has to be done.
more catmeat.
the five basic dwarven foodsourves
1.cat
2.dog
3.QAS Worced to eat fvermin recently
4-.plumphelmets becuse fo running out of other stuff
5honk HONK WE EA t you!
sandstone
migrants. buzz off ya beggars!
oh. kamin ran out of fat. how horrible
Cold porkbelly and garlic saurkraut is starting to taste good., That is never a good sign..
Now then, who should I name?
Bag. Just naming htose without a name with what ever comes to m mmidn
The very same gobbos still fighting te VERY SAME ZOMBEI! nothing hsas changes except they are tired
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Seecond forgtotten best .
Opened the forstly jack. Nice pint of goodness
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Requested more frap to steal.. Bprrpw BORROW! for our needs...'
Driniing too mu ch
Dar foo much
more caravans
Thust ar. scruffy has..:
fixed our waste disposal
improved our bedromms which he designed by the way. honkhonk
prevented us from getting killed bu te caraven
honked to the wind
food and wood
FOOD!
y9såotaö
hospiltal
dem dorfs man
militia mang. good militai
booze
honkhink. meed tp play ss13 soon
need to let the ohonks free. HONk HIHIN HONK HONK
'
Timber
Seriosly though, the fort is working pretty well.
except for gobbos
Gobbosd. so many gobbos
Yes gobbos! kil lthen dorfs! kill them!
Enysea eawsmt a wa,pire WASNT A VAMPIRE! she died. boo hoio
blood and corpes. yes.
lost my whisky, stout, cider and most of my reasperrry wine. drank too mcyh, as awlys, AS ALWAYS
the bau12 forums are fucked
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Only 3 dorfs died to gbring yiour foeds drinkavle water. success!
vetinari has begun mysterious construckt
mm the pig far tastes tso good
Bay12 is not responding proerlsy
I think that i lost some of my tourn because of oti
Vetinari completed a leaather kecjamos, articalft with pictures of dorfs
werelizard
Driml as hell.
bay22 not responding
damn it
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8441
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 23, 2014, 10:22:15 pm
We ahve goblins fithing zombie elves? spiffy
Yep. Some prior player captured them, I dumped them into the arena I made. Was hoping someone would station some markdwarves in the shooting gallery section of that thing after either the goblins or the zombie wins. Because watching them fight is fun.
You can also blame me for agitating the humans. ._.
Post by: Scruffy on February 24, 2014, 10:09:14 am
Post by: TD1 on February 24, 2014, 12:01:12 pm
Gobbos? I don't remember fighting gobbos but seems like I did. Frankly I don't remember much of what I did
That's the sign of a successful turn.
Also, I like how you gave the arrival of a fire breathing Termite the same emphasis as running out of stout :P
Post by: Omeganaut on February 24, 2014, 12:44:32 pm
Post by: MarcAFK on February 25, 2014, 04:48:37 am
Lets see, It looks like Scruffy was mostly fighting humans, the goblins had been captured previously and pitted with some zombies, which sounds like an absolutely terrible idea sober. Still, I have to give props for that drunk designation artwork about how drunk someone was. I don't know if that was Scruffy or a previous overseer, but it is epic. Also, the end of that turn might be rather sparse on detail because it appears Scruffy had issues with the forum. In otherwords, a solid turn.Wait, I haven't been keeping track of drunk fortress lately, but since when does scruffy Not release the clowns during his turn?
Post by: The Bastard of France on February 25, 2014, 11:29:15 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 25, 2014, 12:06:33 pm
What the fuck is happening
Fun. That's what. Plus a few of my derpy decisions causing problems for Scruffy, like those pissed-off humans.
At least I didn't pull any doomsday levers that time. ;A;
Post by: Scruffy on February 25, 2014, 03:58:40 pm
This pretty much sums it up:
(http://i.imgur.com/10nRHPH.png)
Checking the save:
The dorfs are happy and healthy. Except for the big pile of exdwarves outside the depot enterence. I am sure that they will all be up and about once we get another necromancer from the tower. Yep. Lively
Also, I think that I somehow caught a minotour
Oh, and during whose turn did we get a fell mood? We got a spiffy dorf bone earring
I think that the refuse chute is working properly now and we can even close the depot gates (yay! Progress! The gobbos can no longer just walk in via the rear enterence)
Not sure if I managed to do anything important though. The bookkeeper vampire starved or something and our "hospital" seems to be a place where the peasants deposit their wounded militia and leave them there to starve. I think that I did something unforgivable while trying to set up the hospital and used dfhack to see if we had any water. Shame on me. On my defense I blame it on the fact that I was drunk. Never managed to reach it though. The miner (Scruffy) appears to have become one with the miningshaft before finishing his job.
Post by: TD1 on February 25, 2014, 04:27:09 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 25, 2014, 11:55:47 pm
I think that the refuse chute is working properly now and we can even close the depot gates (yay! Progress! The gobbos can no longer just walk in via the rear enterence)
Yay, I did something right at least. I can't remember if I wired that depot bridge to the lever that closes all the other bridges, or if I linked it to a different one. >w<
Post by: Shoruke on March 05, 2014, 10:05:41 am
Also, I don't guarantee I'll get through a full year on my turn, it felt like it took forever last time >_>
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on March 05, 2014, 12:13:58 pm
Post by: Helgoland on March 05, 2014, 02:49:00 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on March 05, 2014, 02:57:47 pm
Post by: Helgoland on March 05, 2014, 03:11:57 pm
(Just out of curiosity: By what method, exactly?)
Post by: Shoruke on March 05, 2014, 08:40:32 pm
...Assuming I can download the save properly. Anyway, I'm starting my turn now. Hopefully I retain my ability to type. Or is a bad thing to be able to type? Whatrvs. Am starting.
Post by: Scruffy on March 06, 2014, 12:33:54 am
So, I played through 8 rounds of Mario Kart and had a shot of rum for each race... and I haven't eaten in 6.5 hours, so I'm kinda drunk and can't balance right now. DR4UNK FORTRESS TIMELooking forward to it. Got anything to drink while playing?
...Assuming I can download the save properly. Anyway, I'm starting my turn now. Hopefully I retain my ability to type. Or is a bad thing to be able to type? Whatrvs. Am starting.
Edit: Oh, a few hours old comment.
Post by: Shoruke on March 06, 2014, 01:46:53 am
Population: 49 dorfs. I can manage that. We need a new broker though.
Wheres this list of people what need dorfing
Went to the OP to find the list of peeps. I'm not in the list of quotes. So mad
Cant find dat last so fuck it don
't care
FUCK that apostrophe is hard to find
So I was like "okay do stuff you dwarves let's see what's up" and someone turned into a cave fish man. No really
(http://oi59.tinypic.com/2r2y92b.jpg)
I hit f1 for the "gate" shortcut
holy shit this world is brown
like, fuck
(http://oi58.tinypic.com/wl9bg8.jpg)
IS THAT NOT BROWN OR WHAT
this map is really narrow it fits on my screen width-wise
but not height-wise
cat adopted a kid, woo. go cat
hah, someone wrote durunk fortress in the drunk fortress thats amazing
i like how they pointed out their own typo
(http://oi62.tinypic.com/2irq0dh.jpg)
uploading images is hard i dont' think it was this hard last time. I must be more drunk now.
OH I get it they ran off the edge of the map that's why it says oop. I tried to fix it and I can't.
Wow this guy's actual title is not so lazy dorf that's amazing
LADY I don't care if you found warm stone dig through it anyway. Previous overseer must have known what he was doing.
Well maybe not he used a cross-shape staircase maybe he was an idiot
Ohey that dwarf really is a she i was worried I called a guy "she"
I think she got offended she won't dig through the molten rock anymore
hey dudeguy. last guy who was... doing what I'm doing. You forgot to pasture the goats. He died of starvation.
holy fuck that's a lot of caged animals. I should turn them into food
okay every animal that isn't a war dog or adopted ior that hyoney badger gets butchered. That honey badger scares me it's not tame.
The warm stone is still annoying, but someone butchered something, so previous dudeguy managed to build some butchery shops I guess. Good job. I think.
Aww FUCK there's nothing at the end of this warm stone. Why did we dig over here? Previous overseer you betrayed my trust. You betrayer.
I can't feel yes I can. My fingers feel tingly. I should pause the game and take a look around but I'm not sure I'd understand what I'm looking at so whatever. Go do stuff you dorfs.
fucking again with people and their burrowns. Go away. Stupid burrows. You didn't fit the whole fortress into your burrow no wonder people aren't doing things like retrieving that guy's corpse. Oh hey, there's a... a monster made out of ten cents I guess.
(http://oi57.tinypic.com/2ilhu7c.jpg)
Wow this dime can spit you to death. Most badass coin I ever had. I wonder if it can get into the fort.
My cat is heping me play this. By which I meean I can't reach the keys. Abbey you're cute but go away.
There's a diplomat here, but the maor is asleep and there's a ghost nearby So I guess he's cursed to sleep forever? Shouldn't we just hire a new mayor? Whoa he's gone. Now he's back again... this guy is weird.
Hah this guy's title is "fuck soap" but on my screen it's just fuck. That's awesome.
There's one guy who's job is to not vamp. That sounds suspicious to me. I think he's the vampire. Uh, do we have a vampire? Wait there's another not vamp. Myabve he's legit. Also there's a nweb [sic]. Who was in charge of naming people? He needs to be replaced. We need a new job namer person.
I like how there's more writing at surface level that gets worse as it goes.
(http://oi58.tinypic.com/24pmcyc.jpg)
Well I have five pictures saved and the post has five pictures in it (I think) and we're not at war yet so I'm doing good right? Guess I need another shot of rum. Not gonna pause thought pausing is for pussies.
LIKE THIS FUCKING CAT THAT WON'T GET OFF MY LAP
CAME BACK whoops caps. Came back and the game was paused, wtf. TYurns out one of the "not vamps" got a fey mood and took over a craftedorfs shop. Meanwhile, enough rum and coke for me. Time for a vodka and coke. I shall call it a vodcoke. My shot glass is missing though so I kinda just poured some and was like "yeah that looks like a shot"
Cat get out of the way I can't see the screen
Also I'm having a muffin. Need food. To wash the vodka-0 down I guess
CAT DON'T HELP ME TYPE you don't know how
Naryar has begun a mysterious contstruction. I'm as surprised as you are, I didn't know there was shops on this level either
He's got rocks. Three of them. But the first one is tetrahedrite and doesn't that mean four? He should have four rocks that'd make more sense.
In other news double chockolate muffins are the bomb.
Someone was repeatedly making hatch covers. How many could we need? That makes no sense stop that. Keep making other stuff though, the other things could be useful someday.
Naryar made an earring!
It's meade of rock and menaces with spikes of other rock. So cool.
Dunno what it's worth 'cause nobody in this fort knows how to write things. Or doo accounting.
Wow the artifact screen is more drunk than me.
(http://oi61.tinypic.com/r257bb.jpg)
Naturally I misspeled the name of that file but Oh well.
Renofox is a full-size dude now! Except she's a she. She likes adamantine so I'm making her a metalfworker. Person.
There sure are a lot of missing strays in the last week. I wonder if they all starve to death or what.
Korbac is a peasant now too! Good job, you're like 7 now or something. You like axolotl leather, holy gods that's a bitch to spell, so now you're a leather person. I mean a leather worker person.
Do the other peasant s not have jobs? Weird. I guess the last overseer was drunk too. I'll fix that.
Zulban, you are now me. Despite being a girl. Hey everyone, look GIRL up on tvtgrpoes it's a page.
I made mytself the broker and manager and bookeeper becakause our current people suck. Also I'm always those people in my own forts so why nhot here? I made myself an office on the bedroom level.
So glad I don't have school tomorrow I'm gonna be so hung over. Hugged my cat and she purre dthough. So I guess I'm still a good person. I don't think that's relevant.
Hey there's all these dead guys in a pile outside. I should make them graves. That's will help right?
HEY YOU
SOMEONE
MAKE ME GRAVEWS
Can't fail. Worked last time a drunk fort needed graves.
HOLY FUCK animals stop dyring. Or going missing or whatever.
Oh and puppies. Like we need those. More butcher time. Although he has a backlog, so maybe they'll grow up a bit first. Wow that's kinda depressing actually.
Meanwhile negotiations with dudeguy of th edwarves is progressing at a snail's pace. I dunno when I got this file but it's late spring now and he still doesn't know what we'll give him next year.
think my (whoops) cats think I'm sick. The other one came to visit me. Then he knocked a book off the shelf and ran away. Haha he's cut off.
Picking books up and bputting them on th shelf ifs hard so I should stop drinking right? Nope. *swig*
FUCK ambush. I suck.
'Yzynev' and Kosoth Basenablel are dead, and some purple guy is very boned. His name is... omg that name. Nonsequitorian. FUCK YOUR NAME that's hard to spell right now.
The elven caravan showed up to help! Bunch of hippies. You can be meatshields I guess. Unleess you brought some good gurads?
Wow, there's no depot. Guess we need one. But how?
Cat get out of my way I can't type
I might be wrong but I think I spelled that sentence correctly, which is odd.
a
OOHHHH I get it, the actual entrance is over there, with the traps. I thought this other entrance was the entrance. I'll put the new deopt over there instead then.
cage traps be like "snatecher? I didn't notice". Well I guess they did notice since they caught him but still.
Hmm, squard 3 has 10 guys in it so I hope they can fight. GO FORTH AND DO STUFF!
Feel a little sick :(
Moar ambush? Against a peasant, even. Poor guy doesn't even have ajob, he's so boned. Oh and it's marks goblins.
Holy shit we're getting raped by these gobbos. There's people running around and stuff. I think they ran out of ammo though they're running away.
That awkward moment when you zoom to something and you're like "where's the cursor". In this case, very scared dwarfs.
STOP GIVING BIRTH TO PUPPIES WE HAVE ENOUGH
Yzynev has been missing for a week. Didn't he just do something? Has it already been a week?
I found him in the stock screen. He's right outside. Apparently this amush lasted a week. Hey, they found him! He's dead. So's Nonsequit FUCK that's hard to spell. They found other guy dead too.
This guy's been missing for a week but his name is funny. "Ushat". Haha, yes you did. You shat. That's not even a player name, that's a real Dorf name. Wow.;
I keep almost puking :( I need water, 1 sec.
*1.5 hours later*
So I spent 10 minutes in the bathroom, then me and my brony wqatched the MLP movie for an hour and a half and riffed the FUCK out of it, I haven't puked yet but I'm still numb, MOAR DRUNK FORTRESS TIME
(I've got a bucket and friends handy, I'm gonna be okay)
OKAIE unpause. How do I dwarf again? Uh, poorly, because the stonecrafter is apparently dead.
LULZ so I describe to my buddy hyow bad I am at drunk fortress
"dood I lost 9 out of 49 dorfs"
"DOOD THAT'S like more than 1/7"
So I went to the shortcut menu like "where do these go, I'mma zoom to this one". Then I realized I overwrote whatever shortcut 3 was supposed to be. It's labelled "INstdry" so it's probably stupid and drunk.
SHortcut 6 is a coqnballs, lol
told that to drunk friend's drunk girlfriend and she's like "well you know what you need to put under that"
"wat, legs?"
"a vagina"
told broguy she's a keeper :P
WAIT THERE'S AN ARENA
...this arena sucks it's just a room. It's doesn't have a perimiter or anything.
Oh and it's got all these random animals in it that I'm butchering. Were the goblins supposed to fight them or the dwarves?
And where's the fucking DOOR
We're out of water?
wait
WE'RE OUT OF BOOZE?!? THIS CAN'T HAPPEN
...you stupid dwarves we have 1,400 booze STFU
Oh someone's injured. Makes sense, what with the gobbos. Time for a well I think? I guess?
i gots a gud friend. He's like "u drunk have a sammich :3" he put too much ranch dressing on it but still
omg i foundf another coqnballs its next to the graveyard. lul
I ahd an inspiration! If coqnbalss's are tradition around here, I'mma put one OUTSIDE the fort so that traders show up like "WELP I guess I know what I'm in for at least"
why isn't there water around here? I thought there'd be some in the cavern at least.
man who embarks in a place without a river? oh right drunk people. lul... forgot...
told the expedition leaderp to stop mining and go talk to dudeguy. The uh... trader.
Wow, that sammich really took my buzz away. 'nuther shot o' iceberg vodka. Plus coke. Vodka on its own tastes terrible.
Yoink died of thirst. Oops.
HAHAHA I made a bad joke.
I'm making a coqnballs
but I'm drunk
SO ITS REALLY HARD
GET IT
I keep hitting 'a' in this post because I want to check the announcement but forget to select windows. (I have two screens you see)
someone dehydrated to death again. oops. that's 12 dorfs dead on my watch... Where the balls am I gonna find water?
Dave Lister is dead too. Fuck. Where are my immigrants? when I have more drorfs again I''ll feel like I suck less.
I, uh, found the graveyard. I set up the tombstones I've built, and I quickly checked the existing ones to see if any were availabe and unassigned. Turns out most of them are inhabited by 'Urist'. That was really creepy. Someone put some love into designing this graveyard. Oh also it's a dorf-face.
Some kid has gone batshit because his parents are dead andhe's thirsty. You have a nice bedroom though wat more do you want you needsy motherfucker go turn into batman if you're so mopey. Oh his name was baldrick btw
I need immigrants to turn into bricklayers. Progress on the fortress front coqnballs proceeds but at an aufuck. an... unacceptabley slow pac. Also, "the dead walk."
(http://oi60.tinypic.com/2jb2vqs.jpg)
Don't know if ambush or isolated incident or wat.
JESUS MURFUCK those are elf zomibird lolwut? elf zombies
sorry my hand moved off the keys just there.
wow theres a lot of them howd they get to the gate so fast
Well we just lost 4 dorfs to elf corpses. Iw ouldnts care but theyre getting in the way of me building my outsidey coqnballs
I'll just lock this door
HOLY FUCK INVADERS CAN CLAIM DORRS?!? WE SO FUCKED
sweet ass some dumbass creaftwer drawf went outside like a dumbafuck but I can lock the door now
goblins showed up
and started fighting the elf zombies
not sure who's losing but its not me anymore cuz the door's locked haha foolproof :D
holy cow how many amubhshes did the goblins bring? like 6 so far? cripes the doors even locked what are u trying to ambush
waait.... this other gate is open... deos it have a door
FUCKITALL I died. So did absinthe and that librarian
btw second gate didn't have a door so i built one and unrelatedly renofox died. Well he'she's been missing so prolly dead. also stadiexel.
who the fuck is even still alive?!? down to 26 dorfs
Just relalized our military is now 3 dorfs. Haha I suck. Are they at least equipped? Well bobnova has a xbow and armor and a buckler and pants so... yeah he's got bolts, he's good. Not sending him outside though.
I like how,k that VEWRY SECOND I noticed bobnavova, he sent me an announcement about how he loves his shield. Introverted attention whore I guess.
drunk friends drunk gf is watching three stooges. "how could this get worse?!?" *fart* LOL
these goblins are the most patient, bored motherfuckers. "they went inside and locked the door" "well then we wait here" *like, three months later* "aaaaaany day now"
I think these cats like people who aren't vampires. They keep adopteing the NOT VAMPs.
HOLY SHIT this not vamp guy has 14 cats lol
he's like the protaganist of crazy cat lady the video game or something
...okay I tyhink I'm done. My buzz is wearing off but I still feel a little sick so I'm not drinking anymore. I'll upload the save, read this tomorrow, and be like "how the fuck do I write that bad"
THE SAYV
(spelt wrong on porpoise this time)
today, we learned the value of HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS EAT SOME FUCKING FOOD BEFORE YOU DRINK GODDAMN
umm... you see up there where it says "the sayv"? I'd link that to the save file but it's not uploading :'(
it's stuck at 0% uploaded. ??? out of ??? kb uploaded. Fuck.
FUCKING CACNEL that shit right now here .it is.0 http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8464
my cat helped my type that.
EDIT: oh btw 'tis mid-autumn in that save file. Hope nobody minbds that I didnt' get through a full year.
Post by: tahujdt on March 06, 2014, 02:02:58 am
Post by: Scruffy on March 06, 2014, 02:07:21 am
-SNIP-Woah, did you catch the plates on that truck that trashed the fortress?
Truly an exemplary turn.
Edit: Checked the save
I think that those "coqnballs" might be arrows pointing at the enterence and lever.
Also, the dorfs have nothing to drink. all the booze seems to be in the depot area, outside their burrow
I'm afraid you must now be disqualified from Drunk Fortress, as you received direct assistance from a non-drunk helper. Unless, of course, you remembered to give your cat some vodka too.Pfft heh heh
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 06, 2014, 02:36:13 am
Post by: Yoink on March 06, 2014, 06:03:03 am
Awesome, awesome, awesome. Also, did both of me die, or just the one?
Post by: Shoruke on March 06, 2014, 10:17:15 am
Frankly, I have no idea who's left, and I'm kinda scared to open that save file back up :P
I know my new Dwarf died (for some reason), but basically if I didn't mention your name in the post you may very well still be alive. I'm surprised I didn't get any migrants at all after 7 months though, that's weird.
Post by: Yoink on March 06, 2014, 10:22:01 am
I'm not sure there are any dwarves left in the civ who are mad/suicidal/drunk enough to make the trip.
And yeah, for some reason I'd been dorfed (at least) twice. Man, I really gotta take another turn at this sometime.
Post by: Shoruke on March 06, 2014, 10:24:46 am
Also, I'm gonna go see if I can make the TvTropes page of this a little bigger. It needs some love.
Post by: Bobnova on March 06, 2014, 10:34:29 am
I'm still alive! This is amazing! Go me!
Take a turn, yoink :D
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on March 06, 2014, 11:24:53 am
Probably, I don't know if we've had a Muslim playing yet or something like that...
(Just out of curiosity: By what method, exactly?)
Uh... I'm not a Muslim. I'm a Christian. And I don't drink because I'm worried that I would too easily fall into rampant alcoholism and that I would mess up my career and goals in life before I'd even began. Besides, I've seen what alcohol can do to someone unprepared to handle it. I don't even know if I've got the Warren liver or the Cochran liver. If I got the latter, I could probably survive a six-pack or two. If I got the Warren liver, then I would fall asleep after one glass of wine and all the dwarves would perish in horrible agony. In short: alcohol's not for me, but if you guys can handle it and don't do any destruction in the world I live in, I'd love to watch the fun.
Hmm... Mostly sleep deprivation, carefully measured dehydration ( which I know how to safely induce ), some binaural beats and other special noise gens and a dark room to play DF in. It's not quite the same as being drunk, but I'd definitely be impaired and it would probably still lead to hilarious results. It also wears off quicker as all I have to do is take off the headphones, eat, drink some water, and go to sleep. Still, it's not really in the spirit of Drunk Fortress, is it? I dunno. Debate amongst yourselves about what state of mind is sufficient for Drunk Fortressing.
Post by: Yoink on March 06, 2014, 11:47:45 am
Honestly, the number of teetotallers on this forum makes me genuinely sad.
Also sad is the fact that I am far too poor currently to afford enough alcohol to maintain the level of drunkenness required for a turn.
Next fortnight, perhaps! or I guess I could crack into my savings account but that would be baaaaaaaad...
Post by: Helgoland on March 06, 2014, 11:55:04 am
Yoink: You can't even afford some real cheap schwill? We have vodka here for 7-8€, surely you have something like that too.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on March 06, 2014, 12:04:08 pm
I can't afford anything. I don't know where my money is and I don't have a job. The bigger problem is that I'm not of legal drinking age in this country. And unlike most people in Podunk, I respect that law. Plus that, I don't even think I would drink when I am. I might've mentioned that drinking would be like a roulette wheel with me. I'd either get very sick, unconscious, only slightly buzzed or would have to pee before I got drunk. I don't know what my liver can do. Not only that, in most situations I barely function sober! Getting drunk would be a disaster! XD I can see it now, "I'm drunk not at all sir cos like... I forget. You know what's weird? Can't like remember what word is for that. Oh yeah. Stupid. Hehhehheh. Where's my car right now? Oh, I'm in it? Thanks officer. Cos like I fell asleep and y'know can't drive sober. Wait, did I just say that. Oh. Yeah ok. Just don't tell dad Uncle Bobby." ( Cos it would be my dad's twin brother that'd be the one who caught me. And I wouldn't ever get my nachos either. )
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on March 06, 2014, 12:09:30 pm
Post by: Helgoland on March 06, 2014, 12:25:30 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on March 06, 2014, 12:29:00 pm
Post by: TD1 on March 06, 2014, 01:12:48 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on March 06, 2014, 01:18:20 pm
"And so the sober masses congregated to watch two lone drunks build something. It was impossible for their sober minds to comprehend the sheer brilliance of the structure. We looked on in awe as they fought, spat, built, destroyed... All without ever leaving the town square. In ages to come, this would be deemed one of the most interesting feats of man."
Post by: TD1 on March 06, 2014, 01:38:08 pm
Same.
"And so the sober masses congregated to watch two lone drunks build something. It was impossible for their sober minds to comprehend the sheer brilliance of the structure. We looked on in awe as they fought, spat, built, destroyed... All without ever leaving the town square. In ages to come, this would be deemed one of the most interesting feats of man."
You forgot to mention the beards. In such stories, beer and beards flow as one.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on March 06, 2014, 01:39:59 pm
Post by: TD1 on March 06, 2014, 02:06:46 pm
Ay, they worked long and hard, with much blood and tears mixed with mortar and brick. And yes, they tore down as much as they built, and the construction was haphazard and muddled. But they built, these men, nay, these Dwarves! Their toil was for a reason, and those few sober in the world looked on in awe at the majesty looming before them. All hail the Dwarves! All hail the Drunk! All hail DRUNK FORTRESS!
Post by: Bobnova on March 06, 2014, 03:28:01 pm
Not that things have changed all that much. Not drinking is easy. Drinking a small amount (read: two shots) is easy. Drinking a moderate-but-totally-reasonable amount (say, 4-5 shots) is rather more difficult. Somewhere around shot4 I tend to start liking the taste instead of not liking the taste. The main thing I've learned is, never buy another bottle if you're already drunk.
Post by: Helgoland on March 06, 2014, 04:32:16 pm
Post by: Bobnova on March 06, 2014, 07:22:21 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on March 06, 2014, 07:45:50 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 06, 2014, 07:52:24 pm
* sings along in German, butchering everything and making an entire nation weep *
...scheiss. o3o
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on March 06, 2014, 08:06:51 pm
Post by: Helgoland on March 07, 2014, 05:41:56 am
It takes so long to get properly drunk with beer though :(That's why it's so awesome! You start a conversation while sober and watch the coherence slowly drift into the night...
CMC: Are you in Germany? Our legal drinking age is... nonexistant AFAIK. The only limits are on whether you can drink in public and whether you can buy stuff.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on March 07, 2014, 09:12:47 am
Louisiana, USA: There is a federal drinking and purchasing age of 21. However, each state appends little caveats to that. For example, in this particular state ( being the second most backward in legal systems, or more accurate the least United with the rest of the states ) I can legally drink in my own home if I have parental permission and adult supervision. The thing is, neither of my parents would give me that permission, even if I wanted to. And once I get to college, that doesn't count any more. I'd be breaking the law and invalidating my dorm agreements. This could result in me flunking classes if I don't get caught and expulsion and fines if I do. Plus, dorm payments are almost never refundable, and even when they are it's only a fraction of what you paid.
Post by: TD1 on March 07, 2014, 01:19:32 pm
Post by: Shoruke on March 07, 2014, 01:26:23 pm
My friend who thought he'd be an angry drunk was a depressed drunk.
My friend who thought he'd be an insightful drunk was a lightweight drunk (and falls over a lot)
I thought I'd be a depressed drunk, I'm actually a "laughs a lot" drunk. Which is weird, because being drunk doesn't feel so great... ???
As for responsibility, the way to drink "responsibly" is to have a very stern, sober friend nearby to put you in your fucking place if you do something stupid, but if you're underage the way to drink responsibly is to drink sparkling cider :P
And if you're poor, the way to drink responsibly is to tell your friends you're poor and want to get drunk, get smacked upside the head for being a derp, and then not go drinking.
Post by: TD1 on March 07, 2014, 01:57:04 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on March 07, 2014, 02:11:25 pm
Also, I figure I'm in the same boat as Th4DwArfY1 in terms of what kind of drunk I'd be. Nonetheless, if I were a dwarf, I'd probably be stricken with the Melancholy, even though I show signs of all three types of Dwarven Insanity.
Post by: Bobnova on March 07, 2014, 05:53:32 pm
You never know.
Not that I'm trying to convince anybody to drink. I'm not. If you don't want to, don't!
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 07, 2014, 06:12:01 pm
Post by: Yoink on March 08, 2014, 05:59:14 am
Which is just as well, because I'm boring as heck when sober. :P
Post by: Kamin on March 27, 2014, 08:37:01 am
China makes alcohol easy and cheap, but boy does DF cut into work and travel... :-\
--I just realized, I should take some drunk China pictures for you folks sometime. Because my life is a living !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!. Seriously. Heck, I basically live in a craftdwarf's workshop.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on March 27, 2014, 07:55:41 pm
Post by: Yoink on March 31, 2014, 08:06:59 am
I kid, I kid! :P I'd love to see pictures, especially if they're shakily taken on a camera phone whilst stumbling about in the middle of a Drunk Fortress turn!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on March 31, 2014, 10:28:23 am
I kid, I kid! :P I'd love to see pictures, especially if they're shakily taken on a camera phone whilst stumbling about in the middle of a Drunk Fortress turn!
Exactly! Cos everyone needs to take a drinking break every once in a while to ensure they stay drunk enough to handle Drunk Fortress. So who's turn is it anyway?
Post by: Omeganaut on April 08, 2014, 07:03:08 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 09, 2014, 06:39:37 am
I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment. Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge. Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be. Drink for Arnok!
Legal age limits...
Post by: Helgoland on April 09, 2014, 08:34:55 am
We want you to drink, not get laid.I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment. Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge. Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be. Drink for Arnok!
Legal age limits...
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 09, 2014, 08:37:42 am
We want you to drink, not get laid.I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment. Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge. Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be. Drink for Arnok!
Legal age limits...
And legal age limits fall into place again. Seventeen years old, man.
Also, I'm sigging that.
Post by: Helgoland on April 09, 2014, 08:41:41 am
Why can't America be more like Germany? Here, it's perfectly fine for a toddler to down a couple of shots of tequila as long as it's not in public and his parents allow it. You can legally get sloshed in public as soon as you're sixteen. Most people get drunk for the first time around fourteen!We want you to drink, not get laid.I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment. Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge. Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be. Drink for Arnok!
Legal age limits...
And legal age limits fall into place again. Seventeen years old, man.
Also, I'm sigging that.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on April 09, 2014, 08:42:55 am
Why can't America be more like Germany? Here, it's perfectly fine for a toddler to down a couple of shots of tequila as long as it's not in public and his parents allow it. You can legally get sloshed in public as soon as you're sixteen. Most people get drunk for the first time around fourteen!We want you to drink, not get laid.I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment. Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge. Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be. Drink for Arnok!
Legal age limits...
And legal age limits fall into place again. Seventeen years old, man.
Also, I'm sigging that.
'Straya, mate. Living on University campus, so 18's the limit here.
Still, less than a year to go!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 09, 2014, 08:43:54 am
NINJA'ED.Why can't America be more like Germany? Here, it's perfectly fine for a toddler to down a couple of shots of tequila as long as it's not in public and his parents allow it. You can legally get sloshed in public as soon as you're sixteen. Most people get drunk for the first time around fourteen!We want you to drink, not get laid.I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment. Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge. Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be. Drink for Arnok!
Legal age limits...
And legal age limits fall into place again. Seventeen years old, man.
Also, I'm sigging that.
It's mostly the same here, some of us just have parents/selves who abide by laws.
Post by: Scruffy on April 13, 2014, 08:43:48 am
Post by: AustralianWinter on April 29, 2014, 11:20:28 am
Post by: Shoruke on May 02, 2014, 02:56:32 pm
It has been over a month since the last turn. I find this lack of intoxication deeply disturbingMaybe when I have a day of free time I'll do another round. As in, a day when I'm not moving. Or working. Or both. Or teaching my lil' sis to drive. And don't have to do any of those things the next day either.
Post by: nekoexmachina on May 19, 2014, 04:47:25 am
P.s.
For the beer's sake!
Post by: Scruffy on May 21, 2014, 05:34:26 pm
Edit:
Time to play. Drunk.
I drank a full glass of 22% wine a bit over an hour ago on one gulp and headed for the nearest bar. Drank a cider, a pint of lager and a 20cl glass of some really crappy chinese red wine. Time to play
Hmm It has been moths. I idont drememnget this fort. I mean
I DONT REMMEbER this fortress.
Two enterences. One near a wrekked depot and one ...near the goblins=?
Goblins? oh? should have known
Whats t hat giant penis next to the enterende? Enterence
Arrow?
Okay, no idea of what is going on.
WHBEN IN DOUBT! MORE MILITIA!
Iäm far from sober but I am still nase SAN E enogu to set a seed stockipioeöl
Wait a monet, I designed these halls. I know thsi design. Ahh it is THIS fort.
so many beds? ewitout drooms assigned? did it. How did I know? i would have forggotten the same way.
1st timber
Migrants
Not drun kabout . TIME TO DRIN KSOME MORE
Assigned them to be killed . tOok dome time to do
MNeeded a bookkeeper, broker. Assigned narya. He sharres aba bed antable with bobnovar. Or something, tu tgubjg
merchants. why no trade? forbinned doors? not aloower doutside+ GO OUT AND PLAU DOFS
Smelters make more good stuff. yes
Ooh, the rfuse chute i made a few thors ago works. No cat bones in the corridors. yes. nice
Mine more candy minions
Magma sea? again? pic2
MINERS. THEY D ARE DROWNINFG IN MAFMA: HOT MOTLEM MAGMA. OH ARMOK!
pic3
assogmed fprboddem crap t p be permitted crap. should five rhe lazy bums somethng to do
Oj still using the set foord dstopckpiles i made moths ago? time to put htem to good use
I have drank too much. time to stop
assigned trees to br cut for more bed s adn bins'
Jervill gave birth. shes a mother
pic4
Giant penis arrorw infront of gates progressiong well
yo, tome <TIME to check the stockpiöes
Wamr stone? yes, that si the reason i asked you to mine it
byitl a wall to protect our enterence. ahrd to dol wihe dfrubj, DRHARD T O DRO WHILE DRINK"! HAR TO DO WHILE DRUNK I MEAN. to proitecct us,
more lavis h meals
moe slarbs. MORE SLABD FOR THJHE DEAD
drunk
new bloodtrails on the front lawn. progress. moe pblore MOE BLOOD FOR The mbLOOOD GOOD
NO MORE CRAFTING OF GobLENSX MORE CNDY CANDY SPEARS AND SWORDS! WE SHALL BE INVINCIbLE
d9inging our slabs is hard. habveto mka esure that they get okaced HAVE TO PLACE OUR SLABS
more gobbos. 30 os em
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8576
Post by: Kamin on May 21, 2014, 09:15:06 pm
You know what? I have been trying to avoid myself from becomming the next victim of drunkfortress but I love this fortress too much to avoid it. I want the fortress to endure and survive even if it will be forgotten soon since nobody seems eager to play. I did not want to take a turn before someone else did but a few months of waiting is enough. Time to keep !!DRUNKFORTESS!! going. Frankly I have better things to do than play this suggessionfort but someone has to do it lest we be forgotten.Thank you, Scruffles! You know, I really think a lot of us are kind of waiting around for the next release... I know I am! It'll be glorious, indeed--I imagine all of us will end up falling off the wagon and crawl outta the alcohol-sodden woodwork when that time comes.
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 21, 2014, 10:36:09 pm
MINERS. THEY D ARE DROWNINFG IN MAFMA: HOT MOTLEM MAGMA. OH ARMOK!
Oh fuck yes. Hmm. Am I still alive in there? I can't recall if this is the same save I last played. O.o
Post by: Scruffy on May 22, 2014, 04:35:38 am
I don't think that I managed to even turn the candy into wafers properly. Infact, it seems like nothing really got done.
The zombie elves are still playing with the gobbos, there is a weredwarf or something in a cage, we got loads of ghosts and there is a forgotten beast lurking in the caverns that seems to be trying to avoid our fortress. Even the FB doesn't want in... Also, for some reason the militia commander, the only somewhat competent dorf with 95 kills, is sleeping on the surface with every single bodypart on yellow. Apperently he went out hunting a while ago and had his rotten upper lip removed.
Everyone is somewhat unhappy except Jervil who is ecstatic ???
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 22, 2014, 10:09:33 am
The zombie elves are still playing with the gobbos
Ah, that at least solves the question of whether this is still the save I played last. o3o
Post by: Bobnova on May 22, 2014, 02:40:45 pm
We'll see.
Nice to see a turn happen! Looked pretty brutally drunk, they don't usually go downhill quite that fast :D
Post by: Trifle on May 24, 2014, 05:51:17 pm
Will be doing a mouthful of vodka every 5 minutes until I can start to feel it, then I'll download the fort, should be about right. I haven't read what's going on in the current fort, but from what I remember from last time, it's probably best like that. Not sure if anyone is lurking, see it's a couple of days since the last post.
Also it's nearly 1 at night here, so I might not actually make it to get started. Will update tomorrow based on how it goes.
Post by: Trifle on May 24, 2014, 08:00:30 pm
Post by: 4maskwolf on May 24, 2014, 08:12:09 pm
Since it's not in the OP, I'm assuming the sleepiness equivalent was taken out due to something?
Edit: If it wasn't, I might take a turn later. And seeing as how when I'm in full mental faculties I am a tad slap-happy...
Edit 2: Goddamn stupid .rar files, I wanted to see the sheer madness of this fortress...
Post by: Melting Sky on May 25, 2014, 12:06:56 am
Post by: Kamin on May 25, 2014, 12:17:23 am
Hmmm, this looks fun but I don't drink. So long as the inebriation is legal, will a flavor other than drunk work? Also I have never taken a stab at a community fort so it might end up as a horrid disaster.Hey there Melting, we ended up putting the kabosh on other forms of messed up for this particular thread pretty early on. However, anybody who wanted to play this fort, however they wanted to play it, most certainly could. We're a rather democratic group, so it'd be up to the next Overseer whether or not they wanted to use that turn. It's still entertaining, so by all means feel free to have fun with it :D
Post by: Melting Sky on May 25, 2014, 12:32:24 am
Hmmm, this looks fun but I don't drink. So long as the inebriation is legal, will a flavor other than drunk work? Also I have never taken a stab at a community fort so it might end up as a horrid disaster.Hey there Melting, we ended up putting the kabosh on other forms of messed up for this particular thread pretty early on. However, anybody who wanted to play this fort, however they wanted to play it, most certainly could. We're a rather democratic group, so it'd be up to the next Overseer whether or not they wanted to use that turn. It's still entertaining, so by all means feel free to have fun with it :D
My bad for not reading that far. It definitely looks like a fun fort. 8)
Post by: Trifle on May 25, 2014, 06:01:45 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 25, 2014, 09:59:14 am
Post by: hops on May 25, 2014, 09:14:26 pm
Post by: TD1 on May 25, 2014, 09:20:31 pm
Non-legal players should be let in every third year to tidy up the fort.
So....the designated overseer? 0_o
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 25, 2014, 09:42:59 pm
Non-legal players should be let in every third year to tidy up the fort.
So....the designated overseer? 0_o
Not as Fun as a designated marksman, but more Fun than a designated driver.
Post by: Yoink on June 05, 2014, 01:09:24 am
That should be Fun, right? And extra hilarious as I wouldn't have a clue about all the new features.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 10:01:25 am
I think I'll make my first experience of the next version of DF a turn of Drunk Fortress.Sounds dangerous.
That should be Fun, right? And extra hilarious as I wouldn't have a clue about all the new features.
Post by: Bobnova on June 07, 2014, 12:19:38 am
Sounds perfect!I think I'll make my first experience of the next version of DF a turn of Drunk Fortress.Sounds dangerous.
That should be Fun, right? And extra hilarious as I wouldn't have a clue about all the new features.
Post by: nekoexmachina on June 07, 2014, 05:01:22 pm
My name is Mike & I'm lil bit drunk. My friend, Travor, is sitting right near me. We are drinking beers. Its russia, so some bears walk outside^W^W^W^W^W^W^Wnevermind, we start the dwarf fortress right now.
What was already had is 1 2-litter bottle of home-made cider.. And some more stuff to followl.
So. this is the guys's birthday(Travor's), he's 33 now, and we just made to his home. Downloading the thing right now, giving him the keyaoboard
So guys im fucking drunk as a pig so im gonna kill all that fortress/ yeah/ no one save that ppl. i`ll kill them all kruelly
MORNING UPDATE: We found better things to do.
Post by: Bobnova on June 07, 2014, 11:19:38 pm
That was one of the better announcement posts.
Post by: Shoruke on June 08, 2014, 12:48:01 am
IF I HAD SOME >:(
All these 12-hour work shifts. I need a drink, but there's no time; I dare not get drunk lest I do another 12 hours hung over.
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 08, 2014, 11:01:53 am
I think I'll save the bottle I have on hold for whenever the next version is out. Any word on how close we are to drunkenly stumbling our way through the next version?
Post by: TD1 on June 08, 2014, 11:03:32 am
Post by: Bobnova on June 14, 2014, 08:42:10 pm
Drinking Eleven is a drinking game (shock) normally played with Winning Eleven, an XBOX series.
The basics are, shot for kickoff, shot for halftime kickoff.
You get scored against, that's a shot.
You get a yellow card, that's a shot.
You get a red card, that's two shots.
This means that if you have a yellow and you get a yellow, it's three shots. This is due to the ref first showing the second yellow, then the red. This is an unfortunate situation.
The World Cup edition is slightly different. You pick "Your Team". If it scores, that's the normal shot plus an extra shot for celebration.
Other team gets a yellow? One shot. Your team? Two, you suffer for your team's sins.
Etc.
Bonus rule is for woefully missed calls from the ref, one shot.
In any event, by the end of the Japan Vs. Cote de Ivore (not worth copy/pastaing the tilde capped characters) game, I expect to be Drunk Fortress ready.
Hence, I'm doing my best to find the save and get it running.
I may be a fairly large number of shots in, I'm not actually sure.
Had four-ish before going to a local baseball game, had a couple more when I got home, the game has caused five so far (Kickoff, Japan goal, Japan yellowcard). None of them are measured, I'm just swigging off a bottle of Absolut Açaí.
Further updates as events warrant.
If someone happens to be keeping an eye on this thread, where the hell is the save?
My typing is fairly resistant to alcohol, I suspect I'm drunker than I appear.
Also, go Japan!
More importantly, USAUSAUSA!
**** that was a lot of rambling.
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 14, 2014, 08:49:31 pm
If someone happens to be keeping an eye on this thread, where the hell is the save?
Last save, by Scruffy, is here: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8576
Go forth and drink to futbol, then see if you can get the dorfs to arrange their own drunken game of it. o3o
Post by: Bobnova on June 14, 2014, 08:53:05 pm
Downloading it now.
Damn dffd is slow.
I absolutely love that it exists and would miss it badly if it vanished, but fast it is not.
Then again, it's more efficient than DF, sow hat the hell.
Super phsyched about the coming update I am. If it's released at the proper time I'm oging to try to gank the leadoff spot on Drunk Fortress.
Also very sphushed (psyched, donno wtf happened there) about the amount of Drunk Fortress coming with said update.
The worst part is that the other deeply complicated game I play a lot is Kerbal Space Program, whcih is also nearing a massive update of massiveness. Makes it hard to play.
But that;s where the Vodka comes in.
EDIT:
Why are there so many rabbit corpses?
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 14, 2014, 10:21:47 pm
Why are there so many rabbit corpses?
If I only knew. Now, see how many of the forum regulars are still alive and dorfed. Ooh, maybe I'm still there. And maybe those goblin captives are still fighting that zombie elf.
Post by: Bobnova on June 14, 2014, 10:49:59 pm
OK.
Listening to the Oakland A's MLB game (delay due to power outtage), the UFC fights (streamed), and the 24 Hourse of Lemans (streamed).
Trying to figure out wht hhe hell is going on in this Drunk fortress save.
We see tm be in a cliff face. tahere are a lot of rabiit corpses. That's about twhat I've figured out so far.
I'l be editing this post for updates.
9:06pm: Prety sure I had an update. Don't rmember what it was.
OMFG the 24h de lamans prototyprs sound hot.
8:53pm: Know what? Shot for getting moving here. This is confusing. More alcohol won't hurt.
8:57pm: Corposes appear to be able to detect goblin raiding poarties. Wierd. Also, very convenient. New plan: Put corpses ECERYHWHERE! This plan should no be dificult. Also, omfg I want to drive a Lemans car. :ole, srsly. 2.Also: ufc math looks lilely to end soon. 3.Also, does anybody actually regocnize the 2.whatever 3.what3ever / 4.whatever stuff? *I* know where it comes from, obviosuly, but others? Donno.
(http://bobnova.com/DrunkFortress/1.png)'
9:47: Dwarves seem tio have died. Not sure why. I feel like I should figure out wht.
(http://bobnova.com/DrunkFortress/2.png)
OK I;' e taken a brief survey aa qwll A r a couple (or more? I don't remmnber) sots due to the UFC drinking game and MLB Drinking Game and Drunkn Fortress "OMFG Thisn Fort Is Screwed: game".
Forgot whgere I was fgoing with that. In any event, I'm working on a sectop to dump a lot of magma on the undead and/or goblins and/or anyhting outsie. Largely bcause we dont hae a current system and a fort with no system to desteoy the world (that is currently acessable) with magma is imncombpldete.
My voeka vottle sems to be over half dead. tragic?
10:10pm: OK wtf, nobody is mining when I told them to mind. This is a problem. Dward theriapost is going to be launched. :abors are going to be modified, problems soved, pickaxes (pixkaxii?) ade, etc. Some poor bastard swapped a turbo in the 24h De Lemans. As a a 25 year auto mechanic, I feel fairly secure in saying that swapping turbos is a fairly intense pain the in fucking unpleasant area to have pain/
Turbo Vovlo's can certain;y fuck rihgt the fuck off, hthough one of the most entertainlying cars I've even driven wqs a Volvo 740 turbo manual transmission. The autos are meh, three speeds ust realy can;t be impresive tukk >230hgp. The ~180hp volvo 740 manual however is quite entertaining.
Ayway, fucking dwardves arent fucking digging. This is a problem.
(http://bobnova.com/DrunkFortress/3.png)
Yes?
(http://bobnova.com/DrunkFortress/4.png)
(http://bobnova.com/DrunkFortress/5.png)
As if I didn;'t hage eough problems!
Post by: TD1 on June 15, 2014, 12:24:52 am
Post by: Bobnova on June 15, 2014, 12:32:28 am
trying to cinvces fucking minrs to fucking mine. I really need to tje, to.
If they don't,. I'm ..... yeha I don't know hat, bu t I
;;; be annoyed.
Magma must destroy goblins. Their couch must be destroed.
Post by: Scruffy on June 15, 2014, 11:46:35 am
Interesting drinking game
Magma must destroy goblins. Their couch must be destroed.Yes Bobnova, burn the couch.
Oh, and the rabbits.. yep, about half of the embark points were spent on bunnies. Legions of furry little menaces. Rabbit guardianbeats worked in Monty Python so why wouldn't they work for us too? Seemed like a good idea at the time. Turns out that they need to eat. Who knew. Oh well. Plenty of dead pets.
Post by: miauw62 on June 16, 2014, 08:22:21 am
Post by: Kamin on June 16, 2014, 08:31:40 am
One of the main reasons I'm looking forward to DF2014 is the fact that this will update again. Is there a better combination than the most intricate game ever conceived and booze?Nope.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: TheFlame52 on June 16, 2014, 10:09:57 am
Post by: Bobnova on June 16, 2014, 10:53:53 am
Save:
Linky linky (http://www.bobnova.com/DrunkFortress/DrunkFortress.zip)
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 16, 2014, 10:45:54 pm
Ahh I didn't get very far. Might be a record for my shortest turn!
Save:
Linky linky (http://www.bobnova.com/DrunkFortress/DrunkFortress.zip)
Am I gonna have to download it to answer my "who's still alive and dorfed" question myself? owo
Also, I should get more booze, not enough for a proper DF run right now.
Post by: Swonnrr on June 21, 2014, 03:46:16 pm
Is this this thing still alive?
If yes, Maybe you could add "Swonnrr" as a Dwarf.
I will see about the possibily of playing a turn tomorrow...
If not, disregard. I may look into rebooting this... One day. If noone is doing it first.
Probably with DF2014.
Buggy release and drunk overseer. What could go wrong?
So much, glorious things.
There is no way we DON'T have a DF2014 release drunk fortress.
If i'm alive, there is no way i let this happen.
This will be so glorious.
Post by: Bobnova on June 21, 2014, 04:07:18 pm
Post by: Yoink on June 26, 2014, 03:45:17 am
If it's out by the 3rd that'd work nicely, since I could get home after watching some bands and already be nicely pickled! Either way, I'll have to stock up on some drinks beforehand. The "new DF version" excitement is building nicely. :D
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 27, 2014, 11:16:00 pm
Post by: Bobnova on June 28, 2014, 01:39:21 am
Post by: Bobnova on July 07, 2014, 09:36:26 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 07, 2014, 11:08:14 pm
0.40 is out. Who's first? :D
Holy fuck. Are you serious?
Post by: Aseaheru on July 07, 2014, 11:13:00 pm
Post by: Bobnova on July 07, 2014, 11:38:52 pm
I need to not be hungover in the morning.
Post by: Yoink on July 08, 2014, 08:25:10 pm
I haven't had a chance to try out the new version yet, since I'm not at home. All going well, I'll buy some booze and have a turn tomorrow or the day after. :)
Post by: Bobnova on July 08, 2014, 09:07:41 pm
First drunk person gens a world and plays :D
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 09, 2014, 01:05:14 am
Post by: Kamin on July 09, 2014, 02:15:06 am
In the honor of this new release, I put myself forward as First Drunk. Should anyone complete a turn before me, by all means feel free. Otherwise, I will update this post as I continue. Just DLed DF on my new comp--I am genning a world with 40.01 now. Should nobody beat me to the drunken punch, come HFS or high water I will be posting my log and screenies by the morning. Additionally, I will update OP with important info in the next few days. It is time, my inebriated brethren: It is time to herald the dawn of a new, dangerous, intoxicated era.
Spoiler: Welcome Home (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Starting Light (click to show/hide)
Beer 5 down, probably gonna grab a few more and get to goin' after eating. Haven't eaten today (no, not even the chipz in the peekture), so I'm going to grab a bite (and maybe moar bier).
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.
Spoiler: 500 ml of 50% goodness (click to show/hide)
I'm dronk.
Spoiler: This is our volcanic [s (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: STOCKPILEEEEEEE (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Welcome to Fallopia... I mean, your rooms. (click to show/hide)
These fucking dorfs are too slow. Time to cancel my glorious stockpile designationn. My tomb takes precendedce.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Went out and got four more beers. Because I definitely don't need them. But really, I don't. Also, I dorfed the followibng: Scruffy, Siquo, Bobnova, Wrex, Jervill, and Magic Clover. Also, this me.
I don't frankly know what the fuck is going on anymore. Here's a picture of lots of logs.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WHAT THE FUCK MIGRANTS?! SEVEN CHILDRENS. YOU BROUGHT ME TWO ADULTS AND SEVEN CHILDTENS. WHAT AM I GOIONG TO DO WITH SEVEN CHILDTENS?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm pretty sure I saw an alligator snapping turtle around here somewhere... Looks like these childresn will not be a problem for too long.
KEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I just therw up in my mouth. It was gross. Pizza and beer disguised as a berp, but really not. My body betrys me.
Thieves come in groups now? :o Smart, but I'ma still gonna kill yew.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Caravan!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dorven Quarters (click to show/hide)
This is what the outpost lieasian wants next yaer. Blocks? Hot damn, that will not be a problem... Suckers.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I dug two deep.
Spoiler: Tinkle tinkle drip drip (click to show/hide)
Yaer one complete!
Spoiler: And this is why we shouldn't drink and fort (click to show/hide)
This... THIS. THIS. YOU GUYS SERISOULY WON"T BELIEV THIS.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WELCOME TO MY DRUNKEN HELL
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8837 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8837)
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 09, 2014, 02:17:32 am
I have not played DF since the first Drunk Fort turn. The beauty that spawned the legend just could not be matched... Until now.
Welcome back to the world of the inebriated. Have at it, and let there be lunacy.
Post by: TD1 on July 09, 2014, 11:57:34 am
Strike the earthy beer open!
Post by: Bobnova on July 09, 2014, 11:51:17 pm
Loving it :D
Post by: SanDiego on July 10, 2014, 04:14:31 am
Post by: Kamin on July 10, 2014, 12:11:18 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Now, without further ado: ONWARD TO DRUNKEN GLORY!
Post by: TD1 on July 10, 2014, 12:37:13 pm
Post by: Bobnova on July 10, 2014, 03:21:55 pm
Good work Kamin, way to kick things off :D
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 10, 2014, 03:55:14 pm
I'll definitely procure the save and crack open my Southern Comfort when I get home later, if someone hasn't already started a turn by then. I haven't even done anything but adventurer-mode games in the new version so far. Expect to see glorious bugs, and a return of the text depiction errors because I still have yet to try any graphical tilesets.
Also, anyone else plotting to be dorfed yet?
Post by: Xantalos on July 10, 2014, 04:01:30 pm
Holy hell the Mantis Kamin thing must be worshiped.
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 10, 2014, 10:57:07 pm
EDIT 1: Turn has arrived.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EDIT 2: save ahoy! http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8861 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8861)
Post by: Kamin on July 10, 2014, 11:03:06 pm
Alright, it's morphing time. Downloading the save and cracking open a pint of 80-proof. Expect edit when my turn is complete. owoF'yeah! I'm excited to see this 40.01 shittrain keep a'movin' down those sad, sloshed tracks. I predict !!FUN!!.
Post by: MarcAFK on July 11, 2014, 01:50:48 am
Guys, 40.01 is buggy as hell and 40.02 isn't save compatible, just saying.
Make sure Autosave is turned off and lets see how long this badboy lasts before either self destructing or dieing of save corruption.
Post by: Bobnova on July 11, 2014, 02:04:47 am
I do know that two were discarded for crashing far more often than they ought to.
I figure whenever the world/save eventually goes to hell, or the features of 0.40.xx become too awesome to not have (0.34.01 didn't have minecarts, for instance. That came in around 0.34.08 if I recall correctly), we'll move up to whatever the current version is.
It looks like most of the updates/fixes are for Adventure mode. The save corruption, quarry bushes, and 9/10 things not growing beyond baby are fort related. The growing issue isn't likely to have much effect in Dronk Fortress, the forts don't live long enough for anything to grow anyway :D
Ranching could be an issue I suppose.
Went with magma as the end of the fort, largely because I suspect Scruffy will show up.
Post by: Kamin on July 11, 2014, 02:11:20 am
Request to be dorfed!I definitely took that into account, but figured that this world/fort would be destroyed by the time Toady lets out a decently playable, stable release. For now, I'm just content with the ridiculous bugs and instability of 40.01--as you said, we will just need to see how long this things lasts!
Guys, 40.01 is buggy as hell and 40.02 isn't save compatible, just saying.
Make sure Autosave is turned off and lets see how long this badboy lasts before either self destructing or dieing of save corruption.
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 11, 2014, 02:26:36 am
Post by: SanDiego on July 11, 2014, 03:33:52 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 11, 2014, 07:02:21 am
Waaait a minute - you downed an entire bottle of Southern Comfort? And you are still alive?
Looks like I only made it through 2/3s of the bottle. And only 1/4 of the year.
Getting through half that bottle in the first hour or hour didn't help though. owo
Post by: MarcAFK on July 11, 2014, 08:12:44 am
Went with magma as the end of the fort, largely because I suspect Scruffy will show up.You fool! Obviously Scruffy will go straight down to the clowns, Honk Honk!
5honk HONK WE EA t you!
honked to the wind
need to let the ohonks free. HONk HIHIN HONK HONK
MINERS. THEY D ARE DROWNINFG IN MAFMA: HOT MOTLEM MAGMA. OH ARMOK!Ok... It might be magma too.
moe slarbs. MORE SLABD FOR THJHE DEAD
Post by: Bobnova on July 11, 2014, 09:14:01 am
Post by: Kamin on July 11, 2014, 11:17:38 am
Looks like my prediction was accurate. Too bad myself is broke and tricked me outta 50 dorfbucks. :-\
Welp, it appears Clover Magic bit the dust--she WAS the Manager before some unmentioned, unfortunate event... Edit: Pure coincidence it was the only dorf in the fort Kamin had a grudge against. >_> *discreetly slips Random 50 dorfbucks*
Post by: Bobnova on July 11, 2014, 11:51:50 am
There was a streak where mine died yearly for about a fort and a half.
I read the tantruming part and though "Oh crap here we go again".
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 11, 2014, 01:08:04 pm
Bahaha, when I saw how many swigs Random was taking, I immediately made a wager with myself: 50 dorfbucks this sorry bastard won't make it until summer.
Looks like my prediction was accurate. Too bad myself is broke and tricked me outta 50 dorfbucks. :-\
Welp, it appears Clover Magic bit the dust--she WAS the Manager before some unmentioned, unfortunate event... Edit: Pure coincidence it was the only dorf in the fort Kamin had a grudge against. >_> *discreetly slips Random 50 dorfbucks*
It seems like the only constants in my turns are failing to make it a full year, and misspelling "count" in the worst manner possible. owo
Post by: Bobnova on July 11, 2014, 05:15:42 pm
If you're drunk and want to play and I haven't said "I'm doing this!" then go ahead and take a turn! Just please be sure to get the save up, in case I find myself in a position to take a turn too.
I may not end up in such a position, we'll see.
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 11, 2014, 10:08:47 pm
I'm in the process of getting drunk and cleaning my house. Depending on how both go, I may be able to take a turn or part of a turn later.
If you're drunk and want to play and I haven't said "I'm doing this!" then go ahead and take a turn! Just please be sure to get the save up, in case I find myself in a position to take a turn too.
I may not end up in such a position, we'll see.
Yes. Yeeeees. And then hopefully afterward, Wrex shall show up to break everything. owo
Post by: Bobnova on July 11, 2014, 10:27:23 pm
I'm going to make myself a quesadilla, and pay a lot of attention to the cooking process, then it's Dronk Fortress time.
Post by: Kamin on July 11, 2014, 11:18:26 pm
OK I'm doing this.I'm waiting.
I'm going to make myself a quesadilla, and pay a lot of attention to the cooking process, then it's Dronk Fortress time.
For quesadilla. ...And greatness! Let's hope little Bob "The Nove" A doesn't die. Erm, his dorf AND the person.
Post by: Bobnova on July 12, 2014, 12:47:12 am
I missed my timing.
Can't seem to stay upright in my hair.
DF os ebyond me at this point.
It is horrifyinh.
Zi it terrible.
It is inevitable.
Sorry guys.
Post by: A_S00 on July 12, 2014, 02:39:20 pm
As are we all.The dwarfiest of reasons to bail.
I missed my timing.
Can't seem to stay upright in my hair.
DF os ebyond me at this point.
It is horrifyinh.
Zi it terrible.
It is inevitable.
Sorry guys.
Post by: Yoink on July 13, 2014, 04:21:47 am
Well, hopefully I'll be able to take a turn later tonight.
I'm about to head out to a show (a pretty damn awesome lineup btw, been looking forward to this!) where I will no doubt get pretty wasted, and I have a bunch of beers and some bourbon in the fridge for when I get home. As long as I don't pass out as soon as I get back, I'll do this!
Guess I'll download the save now... if anyone takes a turn between now and when I get back, I'll have to download the new save whilst drunk. That'll be fun indeed. :P
EDIT: Figured I'd make a start before heading out.
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Post by: Yoink on July 13, 2014, 11:34:26 am
I didn't feel nearly as drunk as expected whenI got home (I guess I must have sweated out all the alcohol almost as soon as a I drank it!), but I've since cracked into my little stash of alcohol and I('m feeling a tad buzzed.
I'm not fixing typos, as you may have noticed. :P
Going to take a leak, finish my beer, crack open this bpourbon+cola and then get srarted takiong a goo look around the fort. (Some of these typos are the fault of the keyboard and/.or my cold fingers, I sweat! I'm not actually THAT drunk yet...)
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Here is the
Post by: Kamin on July 13, 2014, 02:30:49 pm
Post by: TD1 on July 13, 2014, 05:18:18 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 13, 2014, 09:59:59 pm
Bummed that I missed the band who were on first, who I was looking forward to seeing, but oh well it was still fun.
You seem to enjoy falling out of trees.
Anyway, I kinda only made it to the 5th of Moonstone... so, early winter. :-\
I
I can only see three of the goblins so far, but they're armed and armoured. We don't have all that much of a military, so whoever's up next will be in for some fun... no idea whether that bridge is connected to anything or not, either.
Anyway, just reset my DFFD password, I'll edit the save into my last post in a moment.
Sorry for the short turn, guys.
Post by: TD1 on July 13, 2014, 10:05:13 pm
WHAT AM I
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 13, 2014, 10:24:28 pm
I am fat and flimsy. I seem to have broken my ribs and my ear. I hate romance, and want to raise a family.
WHAT AM I
The archetypical dorf? o3o
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 13, 2014, 11:18:43 pm
DSamnit Chaosvolt, why you gotta go bringing food ito our room and them forgettign about it?! >:(
A few other people seem to have d0one it as well... some fpoor fuckers's gonnma have to clewan up this mess.
I can't live on plump helmets alone, I need a diet high in kobolds. o3o
Post by: Helgoland on July 14, 2014, 04:38:17 am
Post by: TD1 on July 14, 2014, 09:00:00 am
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Post by: Naryar on July 16, 2014, 03:34:14 am
I may take a turn this weekend, if there is such a thing.
so it is 40.01 ? I hope it doesn't crash all the time...
Post by: Kamin on July 16, 2014, 06:08:48 am
...I missed this thread.Most crashes with this version SEEM to be Adventure Mode related, and I don't reply previous overseers didn't complain about crashing (maybe only I had issues).
I may take a turn this weekend, if there is such a thing.
so it is 40.01 ? I hope it doesn't crash all the time...
Post by: Mafiawhale on July 16, 2014, 02:10:01 pm
Post by: SanDiego on July 16, 2014, 03:50:11 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 16, 2014, 04:36:44 pm
Probably. I just randomly posted in this thread and I got dorfed -although misspelled- by Random_Dragon in a fit of booze-fueled creativity. So if you ask, you are probably even going to be spelled right.
It's a miracle I didn't mess up everyone's dorfing, honestly. >w>
Post by: Mafiawhale on July 16, 2014, 08:03:31 pm
Post by: MarcAFK on July 16, 2014, 08:13:25 pm
Post by: Bobnova on July 16, 2014, 09:39:54 pm
Thinking of taking a turn.... I'm still very rusty though.
Definitely wouldn't worry about that.
Post by: Kamin on July 16, 2014, 10:09:37 pm
Agreed. I didn't play DF for almost two years (September 2012). In fact, I recognize your name... You were one of the first posters in this thread, weren't you, Marc?Thinking of taking a turn.... I'm still very rusty though.
Definitely wouldn't worry about that.
Anyways, welcome back into the fold. It is terrifying, but there's punch and pie.
Post by: MarcAFK on July 16, 2014, 10:12:46 pm
Anyway, I haven't seriously played since back in 2012 and never got the hang of equipping the military, has the conscripted miners and woodcutters refuse to use their pick/axe for working after fighting with it bug been resolved yet?
Post by: Bobnova on July 16, 2014, 10:17:22 pm
I think I might have taken a turn once, but got too fucked up to do anything :p
Anyway, I haven't seriously played since back in 2012 and never got the hang of equipping the military, has the conscripted miners and woodcutters refuse to use their pick/axe for working after fighting with it bug been resolved yet?
Not sure. They'll certainly fight with them. I have a fort slowly dying due to a loyalty cascade involving a legendary miner. He doesn't seem interested in mining anything but brains with it, but he hasn't run out of brains yet either.
Post by: Mafiawhale on July 16, 2014, 10:21:10 pm
The day that dorf runs out of brains is the day he mines his own.I think I might have taken a turn once, but got too fucked up to do anything :p
Anyway, I haven't seriously played since back in 2012 and never got the hang of equipping the military, has the conscripted miners and woodcutters refuse to use their pick/axe for working after fighting with it bug been resolved yet?
Not sure. They'll certainly fight with them. I have a fort slowly dying due to a loyalty cascade involving a legendary miner. He doesn't seem interested in mining anything but brains with it, but he hasn't run out of brains yet either.
Post by: Bobnova on July 16, 2014, 11:02:53 pm
I thought he had at first, his second victim (first was the berserk planter that kicked this off due to a failed mood) was another miner with a similar first name.The day that dorf runs out of brains is the day he mines his own.I think I might have taken a turn once, but got too fucked up to do anything :p
Anyway, I haven't seriously played since back in 2012 and never got the hang of equipping the military, has the conscripted miners and woodcutters refuse to use their pick/axe for working after fighting with it bug been resolved yet?
Not sure. They'll certainly fight with them. I have a fort slowly dying due to a loyalty cascade involving a legendary miner. He doesn't seem interested in mining anything but brains with it, but he hasn't run out of brains yet either.
Post by: Mafiawhale on July 16, 2014, 11:44:39 pm
Clearly he wants to be the only one with his name. Either that or he is running on a mixture of insanity and hatred and wants everyone with a brain that is not him to be removed for some reason. Maybe he wants a brain necklace.I thought he had at first, his second victim (first was the berserk planter that kicked this off due to a failed mood) was another miner with a similar first name.The day that dorf runs out of brains is the day he mines his own.I think I might have taken a turn once, but got too fucked up to do anything :p
Anyway, I haven't seriously played since back in 2012 and never got the hang of equipping the military, has the conscripted miners and woodcutters refuse to use their pick/axe for working after fighting with it bug been resolved yet?
Not sure. They'll certainly fight with them. I have a fort slowly dying due to a loyalty cascade involving a legendary miner. He doesn't seem interested in mining anything but brains with it, but he hasn't run out of brains yet either.
Post by: Yoink on July 17, 2014, 02:07:51 am
That might explain why so little got done when I played, but I think that was more likely a combination of drunkenness and being distracted uploading screenshots, hehe.
Post by: Clover Magic on July 17, 2014, 08:20:26 am
Ayyyy lol.
Post by: Bobnova on July 17, 2014, 09:58:05 am
-shoves head in- Do I see Drunk Fort with the new version? Yes I do!
Ayyyy lol.
Clover! Welcome back!
Take a turn!
Post by: Naryar on July 17, 2014, 10:35:28 am
Post by: Clover Magic on July 17, 2014, 11:22:02 am
-shoves head in- Do I see Drunk Fort with the new version? Yes I do!
Ayyyy lol.
Clover! Welcome back!
Take a turn!
Thanks! And I totally plan to, perhaps Saturday evening. It'd have to be after work though but I don't work Sundays (yay for steady jobs for booze income!) but I will definitely see about pitching in then.
Right now trying to handle a vanilla 40.03 fort...man I forgot how much I rely on vdig.
Post by: Bobnova on July 17, 2014, 11:32:14 am
How does this fort survive?
Seriously? People can struggle normally, and this is DRUNK people playing DF.
Quite well, then less well, then not real great, then poorly.
Record is 7 years I think. A lot of them died in year 4.
We've been through more forts than I can remember exactly, over a dozen easily. Hell this is the fourth world.
Post by: Mafiawhale on July 17, 2014, 12:32:32 pm
Post by: Naryar on July 18, 2014, 02:53:08 pm
How does this fort survive?
Seriously? People can struggle normally, and this is DRUNK people playing DF.
Oh, it does survive. For an average of four years before the inevitable magma/!!undead!!/tantrum spiral accident.
and DF is easy when you get the jist of it...
Thanks! And I totally plan to, perhaps Saturday evening. It'd have to be after work though but I don't work Sundays (yay for steady jobs for booze income!) but I will definitely see about pitching in then.
I will take a turn Sunday then.
Post by: AustralianWinter on July 18, 2014, 04:24:42 pm
Post by: Kamin on July 18, 2014, 10:54:56 pm
Post by: Sheaim on July 19, 2014, 02:02:05 pm
Post by: Naryar on July 19, 2014, 02:18:06 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on July 19, 2014, 03:23:47 pm
So yes, am playing, but there's at least 5 hours until then so feel free to go if you'd like. :)
Post by: Bobnova on July 19, 2014, 06:42:48 pm
I love multi-turn days :D
EDIT:
Not that there is a tremendous amount of that 5 hours left. Stupid timestamps. I need to find that setting.
Post by: Naryar on July 20, 2014, 09:34:06 am
Post by: Clover Magic on July 20, 2014, 09:44:42 am
If no one goes this evening, will try to have another go. I really want to try this vodka.
Post by: Naryar on July 20, 2014, 10:23:12 am
Yeah, sorry for me as well, got home at 10 pm, ate some food, cracked open a cider to get started... and promptly feel asleep
Sounds exactly like me !
anyways, i'm trying to not drink 2 days in a row, so feel free to try today. Maybe I will have a go Monday or Tuesday.
Post by: Scruffy on July 20, 2014, 12:37:21 pm
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Don't tempt me. I don't have the time at the moment.
Post by: Ant on July 20, 2014, 12:46:31 pm
Post by: Naryar on July 21, 2014, 11:23:52 am
If it is not today it will be tomorrow.
Post by: Bobnova on July 21, 2014, 11:54:38 am
Here's hoping for today :D
Post by: Naryar on July 22, 2014, 08:08:12 am
Will try another day of the week. Most likely thursday or wednesday.
Post by: Kamin on July 22, 2014, 09:47:23 am
Save is either corrupted or my download didn't workIs anybody able to confirm an issue with the download/save file? I've been traveling for the past week and can't check on it myself as I don't have access to my machine.
Post by: Bobnova on July 22, 2014, 02:15:14 pm
Did you use 0.40.01 to open it? That's the only version that will work.
If the save is still alive I'll pack 0.40.01 in with it and re-upload.
Post by: AustralianWinter on July 22, 2014, 05:47:02 pm
EDIT: I'm downloading the file as I type, will try to load it.
This is my drinking stash:
(http://i.imgur.com/5iKl3Ox.jpg)
Edit 2: It works. I think. Sorry for the large image. I like that Kafka is looking at the viewer, though.
Post by: AustralianWinter on July 22, 2014, 07:43:36 pm
The name might not be very aggressive or outgoing, but we'll sure show those Gooblins what barracading oneself is all about!
(http://i.imgur.com/quwHULu.png)
Also, I notice we have no booze! Who did this! WHat is this why is this! It must be taken care of.
(http://i.imgur.com/VgtieSF.png)
Uh, that's alot of mangled dwarf corpeses...
(http://i.imgur.com/mhxuu3c.png)
Alright, I'll get a beer. I'm slightly buzzed from 2/3 quarters of a bottle of wine, but I'm clearly not drunk enough. It's open. I'll drink this before I continue!
This is the soundtrack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2BQdgQzgzw
Wow, the new trees fuck me up a lot. Okay, every soldier will be stationed at the entrance of the fort to fuck up the invaders. I'm sorry for the oprfanity (I'm not really).
Right, the battle begins! SanDeigo dies! Trifle loses his left three something something littlefinger or somesuch. I'm the fucking king of this battle! Trifle kills a Goblin!
Three of the seven invaders are murdered in bloody gore by AussieWinter, the King of Murder! Rejoice, brothers, I have slaugthered the menace! Now, rebuilding must commence. Most importantly of all, we need booze. And I need a BIGGER CHAMBER A PALACE OF MURDER AND JUSTICE FOR I AM AUSSIEWINTER - KING OF GORE!
(http://i.imgur.com/PNXgdfQ.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/XGksTb5.png)
But first, a graveyard for the fallen.
(http://i.imgur.com/PtGJcU1.png)
Shit, we had cagetraps. Oh well, the invaders are DEAD BECAUSE WE MURDERED THEM LIKE THE LITTLE BITCHES THEY ARE. FUCK TRAPS WE USE HAND TO HAND COMBAT!
Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lUPGEaQdAA
Kamin is militia commander. I OORTANK THE DRUNKEN MASER. TOGETHER THERE WE WILL MAKE THEM BOW DOWN FOR THE MIGHT OF THE DRUNKEN FORTRESS. LET THEM COME
So, uh, what's up with all the strange fluids?
(http://i.imgur.com/etIt1PQ.png)
Trifle's feeling bad:
(http://i.imgur.com/a5tV5Ip.png)
Well, everyone is, I see in the logs. I like the new update, but isn't it a bit emo that everyone is whining whenever they have to kill a goblin? I mean, you did it to survive. Seriously. YOU'RE A DWARF GODDAMNIT.
Right, I'm trying to get some alcholholic things... stuff, drink you know! out of the dordfs but the ydon't seem to have antyhing to brew. God I wish I had a version of Darf Therapist for this. Also, I justremembdered it's pretty funny how everyone calls it "THe rapist".
On the same note, Lolor has fallen into the volcano. Tough loock. luck. you know.
(http://i.imgur.com/DeoSEFX.png)
See, if I was a nice guy, this would be hardbreaking. Good title, thogh!
(http://i.imgur.com/LaKrRle.png)
Guys,. we might die of thirs. not me though, i'm, opening another beer!
Fuck
(http://i.imgur.com/fTXFA9h.png)
Right, Inod is throwing a tantrum, but he's a cripples freak who's just lying there. Fuck him. We'll GO ONE WITHOUT HIM.
(http://i.imgur.com/WpcYgEe.png)
It's time for a shot of Ouzo. Just amoment. Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5-iC-nc-RQ
I'm not really an ecprert on this fortress, but NOW WE HAVE BOOZE GENTLE MEN!
(http://i.imgur.com/XF5u4IH.png)
shit guys we crash
It's lost I think.
Damn, what do? Do it again?
Post by: Bobnova on July 22, 2014, 07:47:26 pm
If it crashes again, it's 0.40.04 time, or 0.40.05 if it's out at that point.
Post by: AustralianWinter on July 22, 2014, 07:50:34 pm
Do it again if you're up to it!
If it crashes again, it's 0.40.04 time, or 0.40.05 if it's out at that point.
Cool. IT'S ON
Post by: AustralianWinter on July 22, 2014, 08:08:16 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 23, 2014, 02:22:23 am
Good turn, though, while it lasted. At least it lives on in that post!
Post by: Naryar on July 23, 2014, 06:54:07 am
Post by: MarcAFK on July 23, 2014, 05:34:20 pm
Post by: Naryar on July 24, 2014, 01:40:12 am
21:33 Opening save. While mostly drunk. Though maybe not entirely.
Already had two rather strong beers (7,5° triples), a very large glass of Martini and then a bit of my Guiness bottle.
Fortress is looking like a proper mess. (It wouldn't be udrunkfort overwise). Used to mayday tileset, all these ascii are making me think of Boatmurdered. (Seems like a good omen)
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/126741.gif)
Half of the dwarves are wounded or/and thirsty. And we're sieged. Hopefully there's some cagetraps over there. And in the entrance. Weapon traps flaoso- well shit looks like alcohol is interfering with my typing skills-
NEVERMIND.
21:37 We embarked on a volcano ! <3 <3 I want to maek sweet love to that volcano. Maybe I'll ddo a drunken magma project ot kill the goblins. Sounds good right ?
21:59 Got sidetracked, back to DF. Maybe I should stop with the guiness because it doesn't work that much.
22:04 Drunken magma project it is ! Let's do this !
First ,check if the doors are closed... they are.
Plenty of crossbows and leather here... did you guys swindled the elves ? Or does this fort has a higher kill count than expected ?
22:07 TIME TO DIG TOWARDS THE VOLCANO. Time for !!FUN!!
22:10 Designating magma trap, with safeties and other fun. Looks like it will be a permanent magma trap or maybe we have some iron doors and mechanisms hahaha he i hope i dodn't fuck up the magma-safe mechanisms.
22:12 Why is no one digging ? Oh wait, there's soem detailing going on. What and undwarven actifivyu , time to dig !!
22:14 Horror ! There is another entry ! There are some cage traps in there but 2 entries in one drunken fort ? You fools !You manaiac!s
Not feelin g lieks burrows either, probably too drunk/lazy/in mood for some fun to do it. GO BACK INSIDE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOLS
22:16 Removing that overly exposed outside stockpile, same with the trade depot. Seriously, outside trade depots ?
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/269112.png)
Uh but there is a lot of fucking wood in there. Also pcitures, dwarves drinking water. WATER. WWATER ! What is this dadomination ? Blashdpegymy !
Also it's outside, which only adds to heresy. There are three gobbos outside, just so you know.
22:19 Maybe I shoudl save. Yes, definitely that. Alright, saving.
I should also finish that glass of martini. And when I mean glass I mean 25-33cl or so.
22:20 'AussieWinter" Afenlimul, Farmer cancels Store Item in Barrel : Horrified.
oh this is promising let's see what this weakling is doing
Oh, nevermind, he walked into the outside corpse stockpile. YOU. ARE. WEAK !
22:23 At the same time, the digging happens, except there was ONE TILE MINED. ONE TILE. SERIOUSLY.
Meanwhile, the goblin squad is chasing some children and stuff. I hope I can close the fort in time.
Also, legit screenshot :
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/321393.png)
I think you are not exactly putting a good show here, goblin scum.
Also ho do you grab with a SHIELD of all things ?
22:28 Crash. Well, I saved. I should save moar.
Time to go back.
Ordered some drinks, made a meeting area inside. Let's hope it actually does something.
22:31 Some good combat logs
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/135954.png)
and her guts is open. SHE AIN'T EVEN CRYING
Let's hope this child badass will survive.
22:36 Apparently we have some emo goblin hammerman. Or maybe he is a reluctant warrior type.
"Death is all around us, this is truly horrifying"
You just punched a child in the head, what ? are you that "stoic and dour anime villain" archetype ?
Unmanly dogs, you will ALL burn.
22:38 So a gob just struck a child in the head with his copper war hammer and the head EXPLODED INTO GORE. i'm not sure whetever I should give him a medal.
fuck yes, DF2014. Reminds me of the good old 40d combat days.
Saving before it crashes, this is going slowly !
23:17 Didn't do much. Will continue.
23:20 More dead dwarves. There's a spinner in the tree. I think we should just move to the last version of DF2014.
23:23 No more siege warning ! Maybe the goblins are busy moping about all the suffering they caused ? BUNCH OF SAD ANTAGONISTS.
Triffle is fighting, apparently. Not sure if it i going well.
23:26 There's a shearer against a goblin spearman, apprently the shrearer is winning. Go shrearer ! Also I should drink more.
23:31 "Bob The Nove A Cancels Fish : Horrified" What ? Did you fish up Dagon or something like that ?
23:33 Renaming that shearer (who finally killed that goblin in a fit of berserk rage. Aaah, yes, it was beautiful) Clover Magic.
We have only three goblin invaders left. Apparently they are so emo that they leave the battlefield of their own will !
23:36 Them horses climbing in tree foliages. Aaah, that mental image is a thing to cherish.
23:37 Had the bright idea of drinking martini directly from the bottle... I got some inside my nose :P
Nevermind, back to DF.
Clover Magic is having battle issues ! SEND THE MILITARY ! FOR ARMOK !
23:44 Another militia dead. Mostly everyone outside is terrified by death and corpses. Bah, just kill them. Do you not posess bloodlust ?
Clover Magic and the child badass are spending their time vomiting. I'm not sure I can save this fort.
23:48 A swordsdwarf just slayed a goblin, maybe we can do this !
23:52 A glassmaker in a tree is apparently observing a goblin-dwarf fight. it is also going pretty bad for our dwarves :O
23:54 Mayor just decapitated a goblin. Am liking this fort so far, enough violence for my taste !
And another goblin skull is cloven asunder by the mayor ! Long live to his !
Also, goblin siege is no longer a problem. Unhappy and thirsty dwarves is, however.
00:04 oh this is good there is some child on child violence in there... Foxtrot just killed a child ! It seems we have a tantrum spiral on our hands !
Not only is there some children fighting but also hunter/marksdwarves shooting children. One of which died.
Well, this escalated quickly.
00:08 My efforts have not been for naught ! Someone is brewing plants ! Hooray !
00:11 See, this seems promising
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/135345.png)
I'm not sure if i want to save the fort os not. Probabyl too frunk to do itanwways .
This Martini is preety good, i'm surprised i'm not yet sleeeping :d!
SAVING.
Someone, a child, is assaulting Clover Magic. WHAT YOU DOG I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TOUCHING A HEROINE OF THE FORTRESS !
00:16 Yoink, Mayor, has imposed a ban on certain exports.
YES YOU FOOL, YES, I'M SURE THIS IS IMPORTANT WHEN YOUR FORT IS A GIANT FIST FIGHT.
idiots. Anyways, not feeling drunk enough, so drinking more !
00:21 There's a mess of fighting children in the armor/weapon stockpile. I guess they ain't angry enough to start picking up the very few weapons around and start dueling with them. At least it'll be funny.
I am honesltly not sure about all of this. It's pretty late, i must work quite early tomorrow (well now today) and this fort looks desperate.
00:23 Another child died under Foxtrot's bolts. Well, this does it. Good luck to the next overseer, mwahahahhahaha ! HAHAHAHAHA ! *Mark Hamill laugh*
Now for some screenshots to capture the current state of the fort :
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/996456.png)
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/845747.png)
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/467888.png)
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/706269.png)
And 75% of these dwarves are either very unhappy, fighting, thirsty, or wounded. Sometimes a combination of the four.
Alright, leaving here... it's 00:29.
I think only a few days have passed, but there were eventful days ! War! Violence ! Battle ! It all feeds Khorne !
Alright, now ends my drunken rambling. I'll upload the save asap.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9131
Post by: Yoink on July 24, 2014, 03:24:10 am
Of course it also makes me happy that my dorf is still lopping off heads.. enemy heads, this time. Looks like a lot of furniture construction in the dining hall got suspended or something. Oh well.
Post by: Naryar on July 24, 2014, 03:32:42 am
Maybe we should move to the last version. Mostly due to angry, angry trees.
Post by: Kamin on July 24, 2014, 05:39:37 am
We should start in 40.04 for all the fun of random holes appearing in our fortress, It's not like drunken forts are ever sealed up properly anyway right?
If it crashes again, it's 0.40.04 time, or 0.40.05 if it's out at that point.
Maybe we should move to the last version. Mostly due to angry, angry trees.Not sure if Naryar meant 34.11 (last) or 40.04 (latest), but it seems a lot of people want to make the move to the newest version. I personally think there could be another save-breaking update coming out within a month, but I'll put it to a vote regardless!
Post by: TheFlame52 on July 24, 2014, 05:51:20 am
Also pcitures, dwarves drinking water. WATER. WWATER ! What is this dadomination ? Blashdpegymy !Sigged
Post by: TD1 on July 24, 2014, 07:08:31 am
Wait, what? 0_o
Post by: Naryar on July 24, 2014, 07:47:26 am
And yes, I'm volcanophile. 99% of my embarks include volcanoes and i always play with +- 30 volcanoes on worlds.
Post by: SanDiego on July 24, 2014, 07:52:42 am
Post by: Naryar on July 24, 2014, 08:30:37 am
So, just to make things sure - the children are tantruming and the hunters are shooting them for practice?
Most likely not for practice, but you got the jist of it.
Post by: Scruffy on July 25, 2014, 10:38:25 am
Post by: Kamin on July 25, 2014, 01:00:31 pm
I'm tempted on taking a turn but I haven't actually tried the new 40.xx versions yet so it is all new to me. How unstable is this save?Just save every 15 mins, you'll be fine!
Post by: Naryar on July 25, 2014, 03:21:46 pm
tbh every 30 mins seems just fine, or even every 45 minutes if you don't do much.I'm tempted on taking a turn but I haven't actually tried the new 40.xx versions yet so it is all new to me. How unstable is this save?Just save every 15 mins, you'll be fine!
Though every 15 mins is safer.
also go scruffy ! I remember some pretty epic and hilariously drunk turns, you must resist alcohol like no one else does in this thread (well maybe Clover but IDK), do a turn !
Post by: MarcAFK on July 25, 2014, 05:50:06 pm
Post by: Kamin on July 26, 2014, 06:21:16 am
LET THERE BE BLOOD
...Damnit.
Post by: Naryar on July 26, 2014, 08:40:07 am
LET THERE BE BLOOD
YESSS !!
Post by: Scruffy on July 26, 2014, 11:51:42 am
Anyway, it has been such a hot week and I am covered in sweat so I will have to take a sauna first. I'll start the turn in an hour or so. Don't really feel like starting a new fortress but 40.01 seems a bit.. buggy. Hmm.. I have to think about this
Okay, I just spent the last hour drinking horrible booze and sitting in a 95*C sauna (seems like I can't stand the heat as well as I used to since I didn't stay in longer. damn) and am mostly ready to play. I think that I will start a new save in 40.04 and hoping that it will be more stable than the current one. Damn, i am sure that this fort will only last a turn or two too since 40.05 is around the corner. I suppse that is the downside of playing a succession fort before the final version of 40.xx. Sigh
During the last few months Kantai collection and various roguelikes (my sin and only weakness), mainly Tales of Maj'eyal and Stonesoup, have replaced the void in my daily routine that was previously taken by dorf fort.
Anyway, i htink that my ONLY dorf fort experience in the last year has been solely drunk fort so may not be at perfect condition to play. Don't expect any skilled play
Downed the last of the wine. Currently generating a world. I can't be arsed to tinker aroiund with advanced world gen for long so it will most likely be crappy and since there is no new version of dfhack I won't know if the new site will be suitable but i doubt it will matter. the fort will die soon enough and we will most likely generate a new world soon anyway.
I donät ave all that much booze at the moment. just the last bottle of home-made ginger wine (that didn't end up very tasty) and a bottle of gambina, a combination of cheap vermuth and even cheaper gin. I hate gin. ugh. I hate it and that is why I bouth it. I don't feel very drunk bit i am dropping items while making fdood so i suppse i am driunk enough. typos too. damn
can't be bothered to play ascii at the mometn so installing phoebus. sorry for defiling hte purity of our clean ascii tileset.
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GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! I HAVE CREWATED THIS THING! what is it`? I DON*T KNOW!
Now then dorfs, dare you enter myu magical realm?
I'm aftaid that i have some good news and some bad news. the good news is that there will be less stolen copper bolts and steel shields. the bad nes is that there are NO KOBOLDS! NO KOBOLDS WHAST SO EVER! IT IS HORRIBLE! I LOVE KOBOLDS! WE NEED THEIR FUZZY LITTLE NUZZLING NOZZLES AND BEADY LITTLE EYES AL:WAYS LOONING FOR LOOT! HO HORRORS!
Now then, who should I dorfg?
Dirfed Kamin, Bobnova, Clover, Naryar, Aussiewinter, myself and toady. The rest can wait
we have a bit more embark points than usual s o brought turkes. lots of turkeys. also cats. the dwarven stae of mind. the the dorfing begin!
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ugh. horrible height differences
we ca n either dig down.. or dig upå!The same thing as during every one of my turns.
seal the doors and have 50% of the dorfs mine the rest haul bodies of the dead miners
business as usual, yes?
Hmm.. i think that i will smooth the mountainside
Wait.. magma. moats. Yes. Magmamoats. In the mountainside. YES! WEait, not enough dorfpower for that yet. Must dig shelter.. Or must I?. HMM..
MAGMA! Wait, can the gobbos jump over it now? Must dig deep and wide then. Yes. Many burnt dorfs. Many a tear. Must dig
Oh, and perhaps actuially build a few workshops. Dorfs are still outside. Meh. Not important
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Assigned some basic påarts of the fortrress to be dug out before i gte too drunk. It's ugly but adaptable. just stick what ever stockpiles or workshops in it.
these new trees confuse me. not enough of em though they seem like a nice addition
turkeys are acting strange. overcome by terror? wha? geckomn? damn geckomen
set some jpobs jobas. HObs JOPS JOBS! JOBS! Damng it. I mean "Damn it". Drik. DRUNK! Oh for urists sake
a horde of great horned owl men. this place is a zoo
THEY ARE KILLING THE DOGS AND TURKEYS!
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three of our dogs got names from killing geckomen
I do belive that i am drunk. yes. i must be
Current music?
Space music!
B ammed from argo, grab yersefl a tribble, carmin miranda'äs ghost, dawson's christian and so on
i ran out of space operas and other space scifi to watch. watched all star trek series except the animated series, babylon5 +movies, stargate series, space:aboce and beyond, farscape and so mny others. I NEED SOMETHING TO eATHSC WHILE PLAYING DAMN IT!
Oh, sorry, that has nothing to do with this turn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8lvwXx_Y8&feature=player_detailpage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=w34fSnJNP-4&list=RDD5p8YhhaVlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsFVhM-VH4&feature=player_detailpage
tribbles? Hmm.. trouble with tribbles from TOS, trouble a d tribbleations from ds9, the breach from enterprise.. damn, i remember them all. i think
darn it. i am sure that all those names fin the song are from the TOS epiode. heh
that has nothing to do with the turn, now does it? damn
time for toilet.
Hmm.. tribbles. tribble moddinhg..
beards are like parasitic tribbles. brwibbles without bodies. hmm..
dAMN IT! DORFS ARE THE ILTIMATE FORM OT TRIBBLESA! DORFS! I HAVE SEEN THE TRIBBLE LIGHT!
Waot. wjat a, i doing?
also explosives. must ad them to drof fort. exploding suicidebomberr dorfs. or atleast a dorf riding a
mounted on a fluing a ,inecarf full of explisces waving a cowbou hat. of cat leather.
now that i starte3d thinking that shouldnt be too hard to mod in actuallyy.
exploding stuff and t4ibbles are fairly common when modding (unintentionally)
hmm...
govem that my last modding attmepts were parasitic kobolds that turned their civrtinms into more kobolds and shearabled arfs (failed.got the dorfs to sheat the beards but they refused to turn them into socks. it was funny seeing a shearer drag a passing bu dorf in the worshop and cancel because: handling a dangerous animam but i think i will refraim
this booze should have lasterdf me a week. damn. i am penniless. literally. less than an euro left. ohwell.
SORRY! PLEASE KEEP ON RADING READIN! READING!
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build basic stockpiles and kitchen. almost out of booze. wilkl be drunkas well HELL in 10mins.urhg
streane meal of fries, sausages and mungo beansprouts i started frowing from the dried ones i had in my kitchen locker
synner arrived. hematite
digging a tradepost. 5 minrs if fast. ye
the dogs. killing so many owlmen. they all have more kills than avarage militia usuall does
gee scruffy what are we going to do today
try to take over--- burn the world urist
oh m, had youtube watch later on huffle. got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq-b_iNrQaQ&index=1&list=WL
damn that series. i have to watch the 100+ spo,etim agaion. i love that series. byt now, i am wathcing the new series of jjo's ebicarre afventure.
damnb,. toodrunk to deal with this shit, these thinkgs are are drunkfotef,g nniot juist ran dormrz tsthignks
dakjt 9t. i am tood rink to set a lever. must do it somehow. must
4/8 not working. waiu, 8? how is that evrn poissible?
damm it, i am aout of booze
anb tge bottle is ligth
we wanna drink booze today but the lord of the fort says nay nay nay
we're gonna starve all day all day all day
where there's a mine there's a corpse
left right left right...
drunk. har to buld them gates. gates ccontroles by levers. darmn, drunk
¨cab renenber giw to byuld leevrs lever s to cntrol the gates. damn
wai, 3 new strangers+? mIGRANts! 3 migrants! yes.! good
wait, kancoll eagain? loveluy 38 clear. must esend them away againö- failed 31. wrong watlocgshipo submareine. must do it again. damn. also d0rg fort. i belöieve i am too drunk for it but must tdo it. one glass left brfoere runitgg out of booze
where there's a dprf teje heres maine
where thehere's a dorfg there's a mine
we dont' wana die in the mine today but the mayor of te fort sats nay nay nay
we gynna digg all day all day all day
wgere there's a dorfg there thereäs a corpse.
left right left right
the tantrum in the mines mebab s were gonna die, were gonna die all day and light amnd moire
for we arethe slöave of trhe !!DRUNKFORTR!!'s wmine
ahere thehere's a dorf there therhes a mine
drunk. too runk.
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mechannism s more mechanisms for the gates
coööaåöse collapse? whre? surfae? tree+ TREE COLLASE LIEK CAVE? ues? what?
digt othell. want to dig to hell. must do it. yes. i must
last glass of mboozxe. drink and then slowly sober while turn lasts.
too drunk fo the stoickpile. must buklöd food stofckpiles. ues
galena. late summer
big sausace gon keyboartd.
dog tjrecj- ues- DIOG TRECH!
bedrooms. damn theseare ugly
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new trees, wiat fruit? what?
mm swet and sour sauce with beansrpiyts. beansprouts.
militgias-. yes
duiggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
big wide hole to surround th fort. diggy hole
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digging da hoile
he well into volcano. oops. diggy diggy hole
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bew cavers seem stange
limestone
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caracan. nixe. steal. tae stuff from the carafan. as always. nice. ambus
DAMN GOBBOS! KILL EM ALL!¨
traders. more cheese. more horse cheese adnd wombat leather. yes. good. all is well
duibdbtr steak frin tgen ub tune,. didnt steal from them in time. curses!
WE NEed OUR STOLE CHEESE!
managed to steal some crap. good. must staeöl,. ignore farming. mine . mine lal year round"! SgeAL FROOD FROM CARACANS! STEWAL FOOD! YES!½
rooms for the lazy epsedition leaders. laz byms
sandstorm.
forges. we need to fcrasft metal forges.
new trees grtow. so gib, strkng grees. so different. big and resoursefull trees. one is enough for 10 old trees.
OOOPS!
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whole moutain is burning
migrants. most not burniong. most. some are.
scruffy... burned?
added militia grainging grounds. scrffy is dea.. DEWAD! HBE WAS THE Eest OF US!
toady died
what are "penbble plants? pebble plants? they are everywhere? and de nse
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third of the site is full of leakking magma. it is leaking. damn. oops?
magma. everywhere. why did I DO THIS! OH HONk! MUYST DUIG CLOWNX TO CONTIN the MAgmA! DIG CLOWNS! YES! COANTAIN THE mAgmA OUTPREAK!
all miners dead. all 8 ogf em
must brtew plant,. starving. dehyudrating. so manty cats and turkeys
nests. turkeys. food. yes
moutain is still keaking. oops?
3 pf tje 7 founders are alive. erm.. whjere did they die? magma? oops?
moonstone
migrants. stil.l leaking magma
i thjomkl that we have only 1/5 min3picks left. oops? shey melterd? we must setal more?stuffyng food in my miytg., i hthink it is mean to go there
aussie, toady and one other died somehow. melted? oops?
hickyps
such bad huckups
åpic someethi.
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FOR THE SPACE SI FIDE AND TURE FRIENDS ARE TOO FEW
eveb the horses are starving
mountain still leaking
bye bmore picsk BYE MORE PICKS! MINW! MAKE THE MOUTASIN OURS!
naryan is hounting us
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uh oh. oh DUXK! FIX THIS
all outa booze. a weeks worht .damn. give me muu booze back?!
and the strangerä sbeams burned brihgert than any beams we hd seen and the the the pirate ships were cut tot bloody shreads. all the pirate ships had been shed to bloody shreds. when be canlled this is what we shawed. when we sea it this is what we saw..
edit:wait, what? song lyrics from dawson's christian?
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9165
Post by: Yoink on July 26, 2014, 03:52:49 pm
jpobs jobas. HObs JOPS JOBS! JOBS!
Love it already! :D
Oh gods, another Scruffy turn... is there going to be anything left for a second turn?! I'll miss the Mantis civ, but alas.
Post by: Scruffy on July 26, 2014, 04:25:22 pm
did I say that? oh .. erm..jpobs jobas. HObs JOPS JOBS! JOBS!
Love it already! :D
Oh gods, another Scruffy turn... is there going to be anything left for a second turn?! I'll miss the Mantis civ, but alas.
oop?
the moutain will burn?
erm..
All weill be well soon=?
Post by: Kamin on July 27, 2014, 03:51:31 am
Mantis Civ, I weep for thee...did I say that? oh .. erm..jpobs jobas. HObs JOPS JOBS! JOBS!
Love it already! :D
Oh gods, another Scruffy turn... is there going to be anything left for a second turn?! I'll miss the Mantis civ, but alas.
oop?
the moutain will burn?
erm..
All weill be well soon=?
Waiting for pictures to read the update. Getting stoked! ALSO, I may do a turn tonight... Had quite the strange week. But really, it just feels like a good time to get fucking hammered and do stupid shit through a proxy: Dorfs.
Post by: Yoink on July 27, 2014, 04:16:17 am
That turn was freaking awesome. Definitely a few brilliant quotes in there. There were several moments where things just deteriorated into gibberish and I have absolutely no idea what Scruffy was on about. A+! :D
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Post by: MarcAFK on July 27, 2014, 08:21:14 am
magma. everywhere. why did I DO THIS! OH HONk! MUYST DUIG CLOWNX TO CONTIN the MAgmA! DIG CLOWNS! YES! COANTAINOh scruffy, clowns don't contain magma.
Post by: Naryar on July 27, 2014, 10:28:00 am
I thiiink i may be able to make sense out of it.
Also, don't kill yourself, man...
Post by: Scruffy on July 27, 2014, 11:29:01 am
Also, it wasn't really a week's worth of booze but was only supposed to last me a week since I don't have any more.
Also, don't kill yourself, man...Wait, what?
Post by: Kamin on July 27, 2014, 11:31:59 am
I just finished a 500 ml beer at dinner. To get drunk or to not get drunk, that is the question... I don't even know if I can save this place.
Post by: Yoink on July 27, 2014, 11:36:19 am
To get drunk or to not get drunk, that is the question...
That is quite possibly the silliest question I have heard in my life. And Kamin of all people asked it! I thought more highly of you, Kamin.
/me tsks with disapproval.
Now, hurry up and start the turn. :P
Post by: TD1 on July 27, 2014, 11:38:33 am
*Sniffs condescendingly*To get drunk or to not get drunk, that is the question...
That is quite possibly the silliest question I have heard in my life. And Kamin of all people asked it! I thought more highly of you, Kamin.
/me tsks with disapproval.
Now, hurry up and start the turn. :P
The answer is, of course, not to get drunk.
*Looks down nose*
Post by: Kamin on July 27, 2014, 12:43:22 pm
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I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.
Bomb 1 down.
Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!
Yoink made a masterpiece door. Can't find it, but don't care.
Bomb 3 dow. A lot like drinking paint thinner. The two Guizhou bombs were terrible. The Sichuan bomb wasn't bad. Moving on to the local bomb now. HUNAN REPRESENT!
Fuck. Might as well be from Guizhou.
Somenody went missing. Don't care.
Somebody else went missing. AussieWinter. I don't know why. Ane he's name. So I care. Fuck. Clover is gone too. I don't honestly know what th ehell happened. I think I', drunk.
Fourth guy missing. What the fuck?
Drank bomb 4.
BAHAHAHAHA, goblin siege is killing fuking everybody! I am crying with laughter at the SoundSense piano "dead/midding" sing
I saw the magma, but then I forgot about it. Also, everybody is sdead. There ewas a siege.
Drank all the boms and beer. Deal with it.
Here are some pictures. I don't understand things.
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I don't knoe. Hfgf'x ghf sa .\aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm currently having a sbit time uploadibg the save,
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/82481316/save/region1/world.sav
Post by: Yoink on July 27, 2014, 12:45:01 pm
I wish we still had Hammerers. :( "Advocating abstinence from booze? That's a hammerin'."
Post by: Scruffy on July 27, 2014, 01:46:03 pm
Drank a 500 ml Ha'erbin beer at dinner. Also have 500 ml of baijiu (2 bombs at 45%; two bombs at 52%) and another 1000 ml of 5% imported German Franziskaner bier. To be honest, it's one of my favorite popular Weiss beers. Starting with liquor.Spoiler: Go home phone camera, you're drunk. (click to show/hide)
I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.
Bomb 1 down.
Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!
Hurrah. It is starting. Baijiu? Nice
The fort should still be in a pretty decent condition so you shouldn't have hard time with it though I thought that we had only one ghost.
Make us proud Kamin
Post by: Kamin on July 27, 2014, 01:56:09 pm
There are FOUR ghosts, you sonofbeech! FOUR!Drank a 500 ml Ha'erbin beer at dinner. Also have 500 ml of baijiu (2 bombs at 45%; two bombs at 52%) and another 1000 ml of 5% imported German Franziskaner bier. To be honest, it's one of my favorite popular Weiss beers. Starting with liquor.Spoiler: Go home phone camera, you're drunk. (click to show/hide)
I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.
Bomb 1 down.
Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!
Hurrah. It is starting. Baijiu? Nice
The fort should still be in a pretty decent condition so you shouldn't have hard time with it though I thought that we had only one ghost.
Make us proud Kamin
I love you, Scruffy.
Post by: Scruffy on July 27, 2014, 02:00:25 pm
Well, atleast the intial ghost won't be lonely. By the way, you might want to do something about those rotting horse and cow corpses in the dining hall. Or just leave them. Adds to the atmosphereThere are FOUR ghosts, you sonofbeech! FOUR!Drank a 500 ml Ha'erbin beer at dinner. Also have 500 ml of baijiu (2 bombs at 45%; two bombs at 52%) and another 1000 ml of 5% imported German Franziskaner bier. To be honest, it's one of my favorite popular Weiss beers. Starting with liquor.Spoiler: Go home phone camera, you're drunk. (click to show/hide)
I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.
Bomb 1 down.
Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!
Hurrah. It is starting. Baijiu? Nice
The fort should still be in a pretty decent condition so you shouldn't have hard time with it though I thought that we had only one ghost.
Make us proud Kamin
I love you, Scruffy.
Post by: Kamin on July 27, 2014, 02:06:02 pm
In THIS fort, all are equal! And guess who doesn't wanna haul bodies?Well, atleast the intial ghost won't be lonely. By the way, you might want to do something about those rotting horse and cow corpses in the dining hall. Or just leave them. Adds to the atmosphereThere are FOUR ghosts, you sonofbeech! FOUR!Drank a 500 ml Ha'erbin beer at dinner. Also have 500 ml of baijiu (2 bombs at 45%; two bombs at 52%) and another 1000 ml of 5% imported German Franziskaner bier. To be honest, it's one of my favorite popular Weiss beers. Starting with liquor.Spoiler: Go home phone camera, you're drunk. (click to show/hide)
I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.
Bomb 1 down.
Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!
Hurrah. It is starting. Baijiu? Nice
The fort should still be in a pretty decent condition so you shouldn't have hard time with it though I thought that we had only one ghost.
Make us proud Kamin
I love you, Scruffy.
Post by: Kamin on July 27, 2014, 11:07:26 pm
I took good notes and made it through a year. I'll be updating later.
Post by: Bobnova on July 28, 2014, 12:02:46 am
I woke up naked with a gash on forehead, surrounded by a pile of detritus.lol, that's epically classic.
I took good notes and made it through a year. I'll be updating later.
I think you just took Clover's cake.
Hope your head's more or less intact.
Post by: MarcAFK on July 28, 2014, 01:02:57 am
Post by: Naryar on July 28, 2014, 02:36:54 am
I'm starting to think we may have a little alcohol problem here :p
understatement of the millenium
tempted to get drunk this monday evening and play... though... I'm not sure.
also that upload will be probably pretty lulzy.
Well, atleast the intial ghost won't be lonely. By the way, you might want to do something about those rotting horse and cow corpses in the dining hall. Or just leave them. Adds to the atmosphereIn THIS fort, all are equal! And guess who doesn't wanna haul bodies?
Welcome to fucking Beerbattles ! Hope you like miasma !
Post by: Scruffy on July 28, 2014, 04:51:51 am
How many months did it take to escalate to this? Damn, now I want to download the save and see what has become of this shortlifed fortress.
edit: Aww shit. That one tile that led to the leak was designated to be dug out during my turn but shouldn't they have cancelled it because of "warm stone"? Damn it, your turn was short and magmafilled because of leftover dig orders from my turn. Sorry
Post by: Naryar on July 28, 2014, 06:56:28 am
Damn it, your turn was short and magmafilled because of leftover dig orders from my turn. Sorry
but magmafilled turns are the BEST turns !
Post by: Scruffy on August 03, 2014, 03:29:05 pm
Post by: Kamin on August 03, 2014, 11:37:28 pm
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9274
Post by: uggi on August 04, 2014, 04:07:41 pm
Post by: Bobnova on August 04, 2014, 04:11:41 pm
I'll take a shot at this if it's ok? Got a few scotch drinks down already. Could update the save to 40.06 also.
It's not just OK.
It is inevitable.
Post by: uggi on August 04, 2014, 04:17:40 pm
I'll take a shot at this if it's ok? Got a few scotch drinks down already. Could update the save to 40.06 also.
It's not just OK.
It is inevitable.
All right then. There are five dorfs alive, who should I dorf? I'm takign one of them, so that's four left to redorf.
Post by: Bobnova on August 04, 2014, 04:37:00 pm
Probably Kamin, he dealt this mess and had a turn recently. Scruffy is inevitable. Maybe Clover to entice her to take a turn soon.
Post by: Scruffy on August 04, 2014, 05:13:58 pm
Post by: uggi on August 04, 2014, 05:22:21 pm
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/001.jpg)
First of all, I stardted with Famous Grtouse. Highland Bird I bnought today[taking a sip] Yeah, mnot so goood as the Grouse. I think I'll save the rest of the grouse for another occasion.
Tried to watch an epixsode of Eastbound &d Own while wqaiting for the scothcd to work insidne my branins. A saad episode it was, i think Kenny died.
Okay,. Time ot dorf some dorfs!
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/002%20redorf.png)
Post by: Bobnova on August 04, 2014, 05:32:57 pm
Okayh then, here goes-. Iäll try not to fix any typoes.Armok's testicles, that ought to be enough booze.
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/001.jpg)
First of all, I stardted with Famous Grtouse. Highland Bird I bnought today[taking a sip] Yeah, mnot so goood as the Grouse. I think I'll save the rest of the grouse for another occasion.
Tried to watch an epixsode of Eastbound &d Own while wqaiting for the scothcd to work insidne my branins. A saad episode it was, i think Kenny died.
Okay,. Time ot dorf some dorfs!
This should be good :D
Post by: uggi on August 04, 2014, 05:36:40 pm
Unapusing.
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/003.png)
What the hell, an instantn collapese somehwher.e In the cavernst, I think. Yeah, whjatever. Whoever made the dsesignations before was mad, I think I'll cjust cancel every job the dorefs hafve. Excelpt digging the moat. Eveyhry fort neecdsa a moat. Wheteher it's filled with lava or water, w e nedd a moat.
So, goin g through the levlezs and removing deisgnations of everyrthing.
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Removed every dexsignation that seemed too unsafe to me.
No-one had a minig job set so I enebaled ti fort me. Scruffy will do weooodorkign. Bobnova doe s sotnewokr. Clovber'll do farming and sutgff.- Not fishing though because that's a dangerous job! Kamin's the engneedr of the forrt.
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I thnk the central staircase is a deathtrap, havign magmma al over it, setting it to a restircted area to keep tne dorfs alive.
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Triyimng to build walls to restritc thje magma flow nside tje fort. everyone's doing invdiual combtat tarining for some reason.
Post by: Yoink on August 04, 2014, 06:17:32 pm
Post by: TD1 on August 04, 2014, 06:26:10 pm
It's the war of the Two Towers.Okayh then, here goes-. Iäll try not to fix any typoes.Armok's testicles, that ought to be enough booze.
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/001.jpg)
First of all, I stardted with Famous Grtouse. Highland Bird I bnought today[taking a sip] Yeah, mnot so goood as the Grouse. I think I'll save the rest of the grouse for another occasion.
Tried to watch an epixsode of Eastbound &d Own while wqaiting for the scothcd to work insidne my branins. A saad episode it was, i think Kenny died.
Okay,. Time ot dorf some dorfs!
This should be good :D
Except they never went their separate ways.
Post by: uggi on August 04, 2014, 06:28:22 pm
OI think someone died a while ago. I fele sorry for the bastard.
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/005.png)
Oh I didn't vevn know we ha d merchants paying a visitg, or a trade depot even.
I still havne't foun a pick. There must be one somewhere Icna grab and start minigh.
14th sandsotne 251
I think we lost Bobnova. Problably walmked thoright lava somehwere and burned alive. Trying to restirct dorfv to a safe area.
15th sandsotne 251
migrants, thank Aermok! I'll redorf B obnova. One of the migrants has some meidical skills, she'll be the chief medicla doref. Setting another one to borker/bookkkeeper so I'll get to find out if whe have any picks at all.
Edit: we've got two picks, botgh are submerged in lavla. Trrryin. Trying to forge a neqw one from ab bar of silver.
Edit2. aparently slilver is no good for a pick. Dammit.
3rd timber 251
Dprfs cancelling jobs because they're horrified of something. Probalbay the coprses theyr'e seeing eveyrwhere. Trying ot get the forges to run so whe coluldf have a pick to tmine stuff.
14th timber 251
canat' fidn a still or a kitchnen, dspo building a new ones near tjhe farm plot.s. Dorfs are whinign about not finding a water zsorurce. Scrfew trhat, I'm trying to give tem a booze source!
22nd timber 251
CLobve'rs having osme issues.
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/008.png)
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/009.png)
28th timber 251
more dead dorfs. Orderign coffins and slabs
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/010.png)
11th moonstone 251
Triying ot brew some dirnks for the dorfws, since we have none. Apparetnly we ha ve a QUEEN though. SWhe's throwing a tantrum.
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/011.png)
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/012.png)
Finally someone's brewing a drink -.Too late for me though. Redorfirng self.
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/013.png)
21st moonstone 251
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/014.png)
scruffy wen missing, dont' know what happened to him. Down to 6 dorfs. Hopefully the spirng brigns migrant.s
6th obisdian 251
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/015.png)
All the picks im the ofrt are submerged in lava. We've got no metlas to forge a pick. Trying to melt some botls to get a bar ofd steel.
1st granite 252
Spring has arrived, it's 6 AM and I'm feeling too sober to continue playing this, got a bit nauseous at some point and had to slow down.
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/016.png)
Don't know where Kamin went, was probably killed by the damn queen of tantrums. I tried to melt stuff down but the dorfs were too busy doing other things.
The dorfs are constrained in a burrow to avoid getting burned. I built some walls next to the dining room to restrict the lava flow inside the fort. Enabled most of the jobs for everyone to get things going.
Post by: uggi on August 04, 2014, 10:30:38 pm
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9290 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9290)
Post by: Bobnova on August 04, 2014, 11:26:46 pm
That queen is going to be an issue. Or already is an issue.
Poor Bobnova(s). Vanished without a trace!
Post by: Jimmy on August 05, 2014, 02:44:07 am
I've got a few bottles at home ready, I'll be posting results soon.
Post by: TD1 on August 05, 2014, 07:15:41 am
So appropriate.
Anyway, while you're still (Relatively) sober, could ya tell me if my dorf is still kicking? Thanks :P
Post by: Jimmy on August 05, 2014, 07:22:37 am
Not sure.
Four left so far, but got hope.
Post by: Scruffy on August 05, 2014, 07:54:04 am
Poor Bobnova(s). Vanished without a trace!The poor bugger was doomed the moment he was named after you. Such is the fate of every dorf who'se name starts with "Bob"
Anyway, the dorfs didn't "burn alive", they simply returned to their natural state of being one with the magma.
Post by: Jimmy on August 05, 2014, 09:41:48 am
Firots or tder of bion sfls tis to checkt oea asve fif.
O wait, drink opicffture!
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Prefdiignk: a few whisck,ty and then rim, more run and ffinally rum.
Some bastuf rd drank all my vinaka.
aaaaaaaaaa. dnd op[ening the fine file now.
Just fyi didn't readnmuch of the stornry. so din't nknow whany's happend so far.
dscreeenshot!
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1st granite, 252
Plance slooks like wmy wifeddxs vagina at he wring time of the month.
So reading he cla sst psnt and seeng no picsks. Wand e frinound and cnekech for workdsips and othe suftf.
Oh shit turneksys. Turkeysa everywhere.
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My wringtings's terrfuble. Need fto fficus.
Sof evergy wone's ded. I sounglsd shoungld should do a shilt shoyt shot for each daed dawarf.
Nah, that'd kiklll me too.
Where'd the rum go?
I have six daver dwarf s to wirh wi work with . Should be doable.
No, do;'t puke on the keyboard.
I spend abou 0 10 minuteds looking round and checking the pkalace place out. It's a ficking mess.
No wait five not 6. Aond one's queen. Does the waer dresses?
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YESS! O, trousesrs too.
SO i need o make vuthe pfort work again. Corpese clean up first buisnes.
Hey evles arived!
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Cane trade for rope reed crap or some stuff. Lots of forbittdden rjunk so I unvforbid it ang order to bdepot.
Also no broker or other nobles. Queen is noble so maker uer her the single most inmpordtant daewarf in forfrt!
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Very effincient and good pnlan. Notibg can go rinong. I congratulate and toast with dringk!@
Druing count: Rum lots, vondaka some, whisky many.
Plan is simple: put all stuff in depiot, close to firt. Dwaves can get stuff fast, make happy fort. Good plan, like lots.
Whoever scriffy the bone doctor is, he went mssing. bprobably the one that drank my vodyka.
28th Granite, 252
MIGRANTS!
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They hear of glorringus new leader and come to see wnverful fort despinte danger. I make sure they happy. Or note. Just put them work to mak glry of fort.
Migrants keep coming like porno compilation.
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A group of many dwavres to name, so pick one and be merry! Anslso got a minter, so pick ahoy.
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I set all to haul the stuff to depot but don't bother grrtrading. Just stupid elveses eanyway.
After they leave I decide coffins is pimportant. dMake losts if coffins! Nah screw that I want picks. More minging means more rpock, means more coffins right?
So I get coffin production working and damn I'm running low of booze. Also think I'm sobering. Not good.
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Iorder the stills wirking and mi x anw dring.
Drubf bjbingk dringk drink count.: ffunck I don't know can't count. Who drank my vodya?!?
Oakay, b uindlding like a million coffings no.w.
WTF some cavin at fort surface. Dunno, wiard ass stuff appening. Wizzards did it.
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1st Hematite, 252
eeeeeeey, summer!
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One season down, free to go.
And operation coffin fuckun is go! About a bissillin ociffins buintlst and it's all good, ghosts everywhware mane, who you gonna call? Liek every other messange is horrifined or something.
so wat.
Hey there's plenty of native copper, spmeltin that shit and making picks.
Now I ot lotstsa mainers, gonna dig dig dig and see whant i find. O there's lots a dig orddrs still here, gonna let them loose and see if it kils them.
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Basically this all season.
Hahahaha qiee n is miner. shionulsdsa turned that off ya. kknow she's miserable.
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Okay I save her and turno ff labors. she noble now, knt working an more.
26th Malachite, 252
More micragsgrants, to hellhoe. Tantrum is fashionable. as is killing gods. dogs. whatever.
there's miasma in the digning hall. can't e a good sign. totally not my faul.yt
Hah cook's gone beserk. probaly because nothing to eat.
1st Limestone, 252
Not bad!
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So far 20 dwarves survive, queen not make it. Silly noble anyweay. Haave save, play well, enjoy surviving fort. I drunk and spleep, too tired to contine.
(Crappy ISP is crappy. Upload fails at ~10% every time. Uploading save to DFFD tomorrow at work ASAP. Will pay for tardyness with masterwork hangover tomorrow.)
Post by: TD1 on August 05, 2014, 10:12:04 am
And don't worry, you got the most important sentence completely grammatically correct.
Where'd the rum go?
Post by: uggi on August 05, 2014, 12:32:24 pm
Post by: Jimmy on August 05, 2014, 05:57:49 pm
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9304 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9304)
To sum up my turn a bit more coherently, I've increased the population to about 20, made a bunch of picks and activated mining on the immigrants. Sadly despite building a massive number of coffins and slabbing a bunch of ghosts there's still major unhappiness. Also running low on drink in the fortress, so you may want to get the farming situation under control.
Post by: uggi on August 05, 2014, 08:15:03 pm
Much fun happened at Glowdyes:
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/017%20glowdyes.png)
Glowdyes was overrun by goblins and the king of our civ, Minkot Fencedlull, became dogfood.
Alåth inherited the crown by some strange dwarven logic. They weren't related.
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/018%20new%20queen.png)
Post by: Bobnova on August 05, 2014, 08:37:01 pm
Ow. Ow. Ow. Dear god am I suffering today. Still, I regret nothing.I bet, you appeared very Dwarven.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9304 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9304)
To sum up my turn a bit more coherently, I've increased the population to about 20, made a bunch of picks and activated mining on the immigrants. Sadly despite building a massive number of coffins and slabbing a bunch of ghosts there's still major unhappiness. Also running low on drink in the fortress, so you may want to get the farming situation under control.
Despite that, you seem to have dragged the fort away from the edge of doom, at least a little bit.
Well done.
Post by: Yoink on August 06, 2014, 03:13:28 am
Great turn! And somehow you apparently did some productive, helpful things as overseer amongst all that. Whoah.
Post by: Jimmy on August 06, 2014, 03:42:13 am
Oh boy, Bundaberg Rum! Last time I drank that it was... not pretty. :Phttp://youtu.be/zHmw0u2G9kw (http://youtu.be/zHmw0u2G9kw)
Great turn! And somehow you apparently did some productive, helpful things as overseer amongst all that. Whoah.
Post by: Scruffy on August 06, 2014, 07:53:23 am
Post by: Yoink on August 06, 2014, 08:00:14 am
Hahah, I'm pretty sure I saw this song on TV years ago!Oh boy, Bundaberg Rum! Last time I drank that it was... not pretty. :Phttp://youtu.be/zHmw0u2G9kw (http://youtu.be/zHmw0u2G9kw)
Great turn! And somehow you apparently did some productive, helpful things as overseer amongst all that. Whoah.
Post by: AustralianWinter on August 08, 2014, 05:14:22 pm
Post by: Bobnova on August 08, 2014, 05:33:42 pm
I do recommend downloading the save before you're completely smashed, though.
Post by: AustralianWinter on August 08, 2014, 06:45:21 pm
Post by: Scruffy on August 08, 2014, 06:48:47 pm
Save is broken. Start a new fort?Go ahead. It is easier than trying to fix the save while drunk. Rather a new turn in a new fort than no turn at all.
Post by: Bobnova on August 08, 2014, 07:20:14 pm
Save is broken. Start a new fort?
Have at it. Might as well update the the current version while you're at it.
It's a miracle the save/fort lasted as long as it did!
Post by: AustralianWinter on August 08, 2014, 07:41:09 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 09, 2014, 03:13:08 am
Hope you're not too hungover.
Post by: Naryar on August 09, 2014, 05:19:45 am
Post by: Kamin on August 13, 2014, 04:02:40 am
(http://oi62.tinypic.com/15s9e69.jpg)
Edit:
You know guys, after seeing Bobnova's donation and thinking about it, I realized: I've been a fucking awful OP. Your genius deserves better.
This terrible idea-come-reality obviously means a lot more to you guys than I really remembered. It provides an outlet for a lot of you, and a hell of a lot of entertainment for others--especially with the massive update. I have impregnated the OP with things that are more important, more shiny bauble-y, and generally less cluttertastic. This should be able to attract more drunks to the Banner, as well as keep the OP less of a steamy impenetrable jungle of shitshow. I know the original histories have taken a hit, but it's become too unmanageable; I've saved the last contents of the original-original post into a word file should anybody want it.
With this said, I will now begin to keep up with everything more efficiently and on a turn-by-turn basis, rather than randomly every world or three. Drink responsibly and play on,
Kamin, Drunken Master and Mantislord Savior of Our Time
Post by: Bobnova on August 13, 2014, 10:57:26 am
Post by: Naryar on August 14, 2014, 09:15:21 am
Also, I don't want to marry Bobnova. I know men and women's sexual orientation become a bit wider when sufficiently drunk, but no. :P
edit: or maybe kamin speaks of itself at the third person ???
Post by: Bobnova on August 14, 2014, 09:23:32 am
Post by: Scruffy on August 20, 2014, 03:03:23 pm
edit:
well, here I am.
Left my bicycle in hte railwau station last week and the rear tire is bent and the tire is stuck around the axle (someone tried to steal it I think) so had to cut the tire out with a large knife and drag the bike home)
I bet I scared a bunch of people when I came home. A short, bearded, very drunk guy dragging a bike with a dagger around his belt, sipping from a flask and burping and singing "I am a dwarf and I dig a hool. Diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy hoile.." with a drunked voice. Frankly I don' care what the neighbours think of me since I am moving avou in a few weeks.
Here's tje song for thuis turn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFL7sn4dy-4
My laptop has trouble with the save. Too much magma leaking amd far too many turkeys. Low fps.
Last 5 dorfs either partying at a table or too horrified to work. We jhave no picks to mine with
Does anyone mind if I start a new fort?
Okay, I think that I am too drunk for this. I will take a turn soon but not tpoday
Post by: Kamin on August 20, 2014, 07:58:16 pm
My laptop has trouble with the save. Too much magma leaking amd far too many turkeys. Low fps.
Last 5 dorfs either partying at a table or too horrified to work. We jhave no picks to mine with
Does anyone mind if I start a new fort?
Okay, I think that I am too drunk for this. I will take a turn soon but not tpoday
Nobody minds a new fort--at this point, all of the veterans realize new forts (and even worlds) become a necessary evil sooner than later.
Post by: Random_Dragon on August 21, 2014, 02:12:26 am
Or been wrapped up in modding experiments. owo
Post by: Naryar on August 29, 2014, 05:15:53 am
Post by: Lovechild on September 06, 2014, 03:04:34 pm
THERAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc4VHxU7iM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc4VHxU7iM)
Post by: uggi on September 06, 2014, 03:25:25 pm
Post by: Lovechild on September 06, 2014, 03:27:57 pm
Post by: Lovechild on September 06, 2014, 04:26:50 pm
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ITS AN UGLY PLANET; A DOFRF PLANET
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i want a volcano and a brook. going 3x5 insteadf of standard 4x4 because im pero player. maximizing fps. betysou didnt even know that
aw shit theres and aquyifer. fuck off we DIG THROUGH THE MAGMA SDN WHOS BOSSS NOW AQUSDFIER????
GOing play now, yolo swag, laos cant be asssed o prepare carfeully.
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this oplace is called lash shins and is menaced by jaguars. STRIKE THE EARTH! caracking anothe rbeeer!
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here we are in afcuking hole. btu noete the mwhole mountain is made of obsidiaN which is badasss!
ok so the embark site is slike thrree mountain peaks getting higher from east to wesdt with the volcano being the gighidest and westertenmost. the plan is to build liek forts on all the peaks with beridges and shit betwen them and its gonaa look super epic and we can pout magma on anyone who fucks with us and its gonna be so cool!!!! fucking petere jackson or the cthulhu guys ion game of thrones.
so paly now only gets you one miner? wtf toafy. well im making myself the expedition leader and kamin gets to be the miner.
wa<it a minute thers no soil on this map. how are we gonna farm?
aha theres some soil by the rvier.ouer farms gon have to walk 20 z levels to farm but that s a smalml prcie to pay.
dudm de dum dem dum. dign along. with our on e miner. oh hes proficient now. fuckin yayay.
ok the farm is in bnusisnes. i actually set up a hot key dos you can get etheh without scrolling 20 z leeve. its F2. F2. while im on tit also moved the gate hotke F1 F1 too the actual gate and not that shity wagon.
ha ha i saif tit.
migrants! shit im not even done with the bederomm for our startsintg seven. chill out.
ok we gort fout migeranrts and they are all totally fuckin useless. id put them on wall smoothing duty but they are altreday "novice engraer" so whos LAUGHTING ANOW W!!!?=??!?!
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were dping it,. were making it hapeen---.
TO BE COANITHUNED. (SOON)
Post by: TD1 on September 06, 2014, 04:35:26 pm
Post by: Lovechild on September 06, 2014, 06:13:49 pm
were hitting annative aluminum everywhere. yay we can make fucking cocoacola cans.
yesss we have brewed out firast batch of dwarven wine!!!!!! the fortress is hereby self surntsing: we have the three Bs BOOZE, BEDS AND BLUMP HELMETS!
AN OOUTPOST LIASON? HOW CUROIUUS........ no seroucously, thats the message i just gotl. what does it meran?
fcuk it, ther are the traders the here. whjat do we give them we hacve like nothing. uhhhhh the mason can make some obsidian statues, yeah thats cool.
pff one of the stautes is of jabberer laboring! im keeping that one.
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durrr how do i trade. - our trader
seriously toady is it to much to ask to have a play now dwarf start with some appraiser skil.
more migrants! oh fuck hell yeah one is a badass axedwarf! the rest are shit but whatever. i hope the next overseer drafts this girl. i makred her DRAFT so u cant miss it.
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work is started on the bridge over to the second peak.
only just now do i realizxe thers tetrahedrite and naitve copper on this embark. thsta good. the next overser can fix that.
switching over to new playlist, this somg is good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22F2hFO3TMg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22F2hFO3TMg) dont understand swedish? well thats your problem
ok sorry heres a song you can understand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ef6i9P7y3Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ef6i9P7y3Y)
we cant make booze because the barrel rwiht the stuff is going dwon 20 zlwvels to get more stuff . sorry todady but thst builllshit. fucking fix it.
ok so everything seems to be going smojthe ly but as a precautionjn im making a room with 20 coffisn. yeah its not entirelt smmoth we dont have any booze or plump helet s for soem sreason. so that could be a problem.
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spring has arrived! ok so thats the end of my turn. the bridge to the second peak is complete and i hope the next person ertslaizes my genisus opaln AND EXPANSDS WESTAWRSD, DO YOU HARE THAT DRUNK PERSONE ABOUT TO DOWNLOAD THE SAVE WHICH IS BELOW???!??!??!?
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9636 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9636)
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 06, 2014, 06:31:47 pm
switching over to new playlist, this somg is good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22F2hFO3TMg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22F2hFO3TMg) dont understand swedish? well thats your problem
What, no Sabaton? <3
Also, I'm guessing that was "no outpost liaison? How curious..." which shows up if a civ has the position, but no one's serving that role due to a dying population. As far as my modding experiments have found, it doesn't show up if no such position exists for the entity to begin with. owo
Post by: Bobnova on September 06, 2014, 09:29:52 pm
Love the map and plan.
Post by: Naryar on September 07, 2014, 04:06:39 pm
Also I am drinking this evening but I will never have enough booze to play proper drunk fortress. My next turn will have to wait for a while, I guess.
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 07, 2014, 11:59:38 pm
Hoping that when I do, I'll actually manage a full year for once. While I'm at it, I think I'll preemptively ask if anyone wants a dorfing?
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 08, 2014, 10:14:28 pm
EDIT: Post ensues!
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Edit 2: Save is up. http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9656 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9656)
Post by: Bobnova on September 08, 2014, 10:34:53 pm
Post by: Naryar on September 09, 2014, 05:16:24 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 09, 2014, 10:49:07 am
Huh, I think Bobnova also died twice, and then I derped and named the third one the fourth.
Post by: Kamin on September 09, 2014, 01:22:46 pm
Post by: Bobnova on September 09, 2014, 10:24:23 pm
Poor Bobnova :(
lol@geckos.
Must have been one hell of a bed this guy saw:
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/89427928/Drunk%20Fort/image%2020.png)
You'd think he'd be a bit less happy, being pretty much completely thrashed. HIS HEAD IS #(*&*% TORN OPEN FOR ARMOK'S SAKE!
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 09, 2014, 11:07:33 pm
Gorgeous, just gorgeous! Great posts to see upon my arrival home. The amount of blood is suitably awesome, as has been the planning--cool fort layout! OP updated <3
And it's all my fault. ;_;
Post by: SanDiego on September 10, 2014, 04:33:50 am
Post by: Bobnova on September 10, 2014, 09:23:25 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 12, 2014, 07:38:10 am
Two weregeckos in a year? I mean, what are the odds?
That sig just seals the deal. Thankfully the dwarves have yet to discover the wonders of weregecko sauce.
Post by: SanDiego on September 12, 2014, 08:13:09 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 13, 2014, 10:06:36 am
Weregecko sauce, hmmm, now there's an idea.
Infectiously delicious?
Post by: Shoruke on September 16, 2014, 12:49:23 am
So... I haven't decided when exactly, but I will likely be taking a turn in Drunk Fortress sometime in the next week, and in the meantime, enjoy all that trivia.
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 20, 2014, 07:18:43 pm
So... I haven't decided when exactly, but I will likely be taking a turn in Drunk Fortress sometime in the next week, and in the meantime, enjoy all that trivia.
Dooo iiiit. For the dorfs.
Post by: Naryar on September 21, 2014, 08:31:05 am
seems drunkfort is getting less strong in autumn.
Post by: Shoruke on October 02, 2014, 03:25:52 am
I will likely be taking a turn in Drunk Fortress sometime in the next weekSorry y'all, that ended up being more like "sometime in the next 2.3 weeks", but here I go. Time to drink some of Japan's finest. By which I of course mean cheapest, because I got this stuff at the corner store.
So I've had myself some sammiches (to stave off alcohol sickness, which hugely mitigates my interest in doing this), I've got the save loaded up and running, and I've got some single malt whiskey, some Gilbert's vodka, and a couple litres of coke. Let's do this.
Spoiler: My drinks (click to show/hide)
Oh, and for the curious: I don't know what the kanji way at the bottom of the whiskey bottle says, but the katakana on the left says "uisuki", or "whiskey". The giant letters on the right are, to me, illegible.
Post by: Shoruke on October 02, 2014, 06:59:58 am
Spoiler: tha turn (click to show/hide)
EDIT2: Tha Save (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9840)
If I buggered something other than my spelling up, just say so and I'll try to fix it in the morning when I'm merely hung over instead of drunk...
Post by: SanDiego on October 03, 2014, 07:04:43 am
Post by: Kamin on October 03, 2014, 11:42:20 am
Get that bitch some slabs. Bitches love slabs.
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 04, 2014, 12:44:33 am
Chaosvolt has gone bersek! Lol. Oh no, everyone run away from the footless wonder. WOW HOT DAMN LOOKIT HIM GO
okay someone get that motherfucker
Aw crap. ;w;
Post by: tonnot98 on October 04, 2014, 09:27:52 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 04, 2014, 01:56:17 pm
I wonder how this "Drunks vs Flying Salt Blob Forgotten Beast" match will go like.
If salt is as easy to clobber as it was in DF2014, this might be hilarious. Even moreso since the gibbing mechanic is the reason giant sponges aren't invulnerable anymore, so if salt is now easily gibbed...
Also, damnit YIM, not telling me that I received a "topic reply" email. >w<
Post by: Bobnova on October 04, 2014, 02:41:23 pm
Good work pulling the fort away from the brink a bit, too.
Post by: Shoruke on October 05, 2014, 12:03:35 am
Cool. Let's have a weregecko fortress!Grab some booze, and you go right ahead and do that 8)
Post by: Nordinkel on October 06, 2014, 06:10:44 am
I'm gonna get everything set up and grab a bottle of whiskey and some mead right now.
I only skimmed through the current posts of this fort, so the surprise should be extra hilarious.
Spoiler: "Prelude" (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shoruke on October 06, 2014, 09:01:12 am
A DRUNK-PROOF FORTRESS
Luck upon ye, lad, ye'll need it just to stay sane ;)
Post by: Nordinkel on October 06, 2014, 09:29:52 am
i am like "UGHHH, why is the whisley so sweet, i'm going bakc to beer"
and then "AAARGH, WHAT IS THIS EVEN, i'm going back to whiskey"
[...]
20 more minutes of fucking around until i start my year.
ohohohohoho i dont think even luck is gonna help me but thx
Post by: Scruffy on October 06, 2014, 10:14:59 am
I am going to make it Drunk-Proof for every next overseer that comes around.That sounds like a challenge
Post by: Nordinkel on October 06, 2014, 04:36:12 pm
Post by: Shakerag on October 06, 2014, 04:49:44 pm
so i had the usleless scum make a road thast is at least a little comfortabel to drag aww my english fails jard right nw cure all the foreigns
but thats okay. i had a vent dug out in the ceiling so nobody is distrubed by dismembered boyparts anymore.
Fantastic.
Post by: Nordinkel on October 06, 2014, 04:59:07 pm
Post by: TD1 on October 06, 2014, 05:00:59 pm
To your drink muddled mind, it may not be evident that I mean me :P
I joke of course.
Post by: Kamin on October 06, 2014, 05:20:23 pm
Edit: Just post the save so I can link it up on the OP, unless you will be continuing in the immediate future!
Post by: Shoruke on October 06, 2014, 05:37:34 pm
somebody has forgotten his foot in the dining foom.Uhh... my bad. Look, I was busy, okay?
The dude knows. Armok bless him for his foresight. Evrything is gonig according to plant.
according to plant.*gasp* It's an Elf! Burn it! Oh wait no it's just a very drunk Dwarf, nevermind.
Post by: Bobnova on October 06, 2014, 09:49:05 pm
Nice to see a new Drunk Fortress player!
I lol'd, so you're in my sig now.
Post by: Nordinkel on October 06, 2014, 10:55:06 pm
There's no way I'm continuing this anytime soon though. The hangover is strong.
Uploading the save proves to be somewhat of a hassle for me right now, because at the moment i browse at a few kb/s only.
You will get the save sometime later this day, i promise. :>
Post by: Nordinkel on October 07, 2014, 06:48:24 pm
Spoiler: "THE PRELUDE" (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: "The Dwarven equivalent of 3/4 of a bottle of scotch later" (click to show/hide)
wlel, my internet is begin an asshole and the save uploading will not happen until tomorrow afternoon when i go to a firends palace to get it done, so GUESS WHAT HERES ANOTHER UPDATE!
Spoiler: "CAN YOU MAKE THE LIZZART SPIT" (click to show/hide)
CLICK HERE FOR THE SAVE FILE (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9879)
i hope i will ever recover from the hangover that is upon me tomorrow
Post by: Shoruke on October 07, 2014, 07:40:16 pm
GOD DAMMIT
I mean, um, really good turn :P You actually managed to end with more Dwarves than you started with, good job
Post by: Bobnova on October 07, 2014, 11:28:25 pm
Interrupted by Sexy Lizard... lol
I laughed through almost that entire post. Top notch Drunk Fortress, top notch!
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 08, 2014, 12:46:27 am
You derped and let loose the weregecko I had locked up? Your fort is gonna be drowning in weregecko sauce next turn, especially with a THIRD one arriving from outside.
Post by: Shakerag on October 08, 2014, 09:19:32 am
Post by: TD1 on October 08, 2014, 09:48:11 am
I am rather partial to the smell of rotting madmen in the morning, thank you very much.
Post by: Nordinkel on October 08, 2014, 10:16:24 am
You might need to update to 40.13 because i derped.
Post by: Scruffy on October 10, 2014, 11:18:59 am
That is all.
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 10, 2014, 12:41:59 pm
What version, or texture pack compilation should be used?
Can I book a place in the line?
Looking to get soaked, may as well be productive with it.
Post by: Scruffy on October 10, 2014, 12:50:32 pm
I this still ongoing?
What version, or texture pack compilation should be used?
Can I book a place in the line?
Looking to get soaked, may as well be productive with it.
Sorry bud but I'm taking a turn now.
Just feel free to take a turn when ever you are drunk and nobody else is playing at the moment. Texture packs don't matter (though I use phoebus since I have become soft and corrupt by graphics and will get too confused to play when drunk if not using them) and just use the version used in the last turn unless the fort fell during that turn. Then you can start a new world in the new version if you want to.
Edit: If you are getting drunk tonigh I will be finished in a few hours
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 10, 2014, 01:00:11 pm
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Edit: If you are getting drunk tonigh I will be finished in a few hours
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Excellent news.
Tomorrow afternoon I shall attempt to produce something readable.
Would it be possible to post your current world?
Not sure if this is still a succession world, but playing it as one will create a series of hilarious mishaps.
Post by: Scruffy on October 10, 2014, 01:03:18 pm
Edit: If you are getting drunk tonigh I will be finished in a few hours
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Excellent news.
Tomorrow afternoon I shall attempt to produce something readable.
Would it be possible to post your current world?
Not sure if this is still a succession world, but playing it as one will create a series of hilarious mishaps.
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It has always been a succession fort. The previous save is in the first post and also in the previous page and I will post my save either tonight or in the morning depanding on how drunk I am
Post by: Scruffy on October 10, 2014, 01:08:53 pm
Drank two bottles of Weston's vintage cider earlier and just downed the last of Niapoort Ruby portwine. Damn that is some good port.
I still have a litre of stout, a bottle of Gambina (cheap vermouth mixed with even cheaper gin. Once you taste it you will never forget the taste) and a bottle of cheap cream sherry
Playing from my laptop so the game will run slow. Damn
I get the feeling that I will be too drunk for a coherent, well organized turn. Hopedully not as bad as that turn where I lost the save, abandoned the fort instead of saving and let 7 megabeasts in. Hopefully just one of those turn I won't remember in te morning.
I am prettu drink already. wIll stopspellcheking now. Poured a pint of cherry. Perhaps I wshouldnt drink sherry in pnnts.
Downloading the save npow
Don't wprru. The pint will last me hnouts. Hours.
Strange fprt. Wregeckos
We havent drug deep yet, eh? TIme to dig. Mamgme will keep us warm on our way down
Remember that collapasable fort interiour surrounded by mamga that was destroiyed by that lever with the note "don't pull"? I am making it again. FUN!!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Damn. TIme for sauna. IWll come back in 40mins more drunk . hope I can still play then
Sitll havent drunk that sherry. Just a few sips
MORE MINERS
poj? we have mines? didnt notice
An evil woodcutter
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No mechanisms. No booze
NO BOOZE"!
BOOZE! MECHANIMS! INDUSTRY! MAGMA MINERS! YES
Sauna now
Kaminminer ded.
The Kamin is dead. ;ong llive the Kamin2
Farms. Farms in the middle of nowhere for the proper dorfs in the western hill magmanfortress. No farms for the eastern hill weregeckos. Bleh
no plants nor seeds. gather weed
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second famr with stockpiles and crap. Qill seal hall of the fortress. Half of the fortress in hoipes that half of them will stay alive even if I scre aup
Screw up. Whci is inevidable
Dormitology on the brifge
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Stibnite. What the heck is stiblnite?
Where's my sherry?
Larehe diningroom ready.
Digging oif the magmafunhouse prgoggesses
picking more shrooms in the vavbes
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Child molests rhesus monkey.
(http://i.imgur.com/70sYRgm.png)
They are unhappy. vorced to drink vomit recently. everyone. bah. just drink bllood
too drunk. vant hadnel the booze as i used to
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Winged allicator. hurrah
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more rockpots
Nothin really happening
diningroom mostnyl smootherd
Headaches
Elves. buen
Need to build somethng to brn elfefs with
More bums arrive
MUG"
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Scruffy dodged throguh wall. through wall a floor above. hes traped
no. Knocked through wall4
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bedroosm.
dorfs noonger drink vomit. booze and betITS FILLING UP!s
THE FUNPIT
(http://i.imgur.com/YhWMNUc.png)
save
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9898
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 10, 2014, 04:42:05 pm
Keep it up.
Winged alligator?
EDIT:
"Bult us a frontgate and a gate to separate the eastern hillside plebs from the proper nobles in the western magmafunpit fortress"
Cracked me up.
Post by: Nordinkel on October 10, 2014, 07:34:52 pm
You, sir, are completely wasted. THATS AWESOME!
It appears that you have a very bothersome way of posting pictures. i kind of want to see if you are abusing my dear superior dining hall.
for every striving drunken overseer, i highly recommend Puush.
it runs on the background. you can just choose any portion of the screen you like with a button combination, have it uploaded instantly, press ctrl+v
and embed it in IMG - BBcode.
you can basically produce good-looking updates on the fly that even look like you put a little effort into it. thats how i did my update.
Post by: TheFlame52 on October 10, 2014, 07:46:05 pm
Post by: Bobnova on October 10, 2014, 09:42:14 pm
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 11, 2014, 02:33:03 am
Hmmm.
Scruffy has to regain consciousness first, though.
EDIT: He has risen.
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2014, 02:47:29 am
Edit:save and pics coming up
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 11, 2014, 04:05:54 am
Fair warning: This is my first succession fort, and my alcohol tolerance is low. Don't drink that much.
So may take some time to post everything and such.
Will attempt to make my garbling understandable, or just post a shitload of screenshots.
PRE-DRUNKEN JIBBER JABBER
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Post by: Nordinkel on October 11, 2014, 05:36:19 am
Quote from: Scruffy
Winged allicator. hurrah
The geckos have been laying low since the great ungeckoing.
But the lizards don't stop.
somebody has to pull the western drawbridge. it might very well be that there's gonna be a plague happening very soon :D
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 11, 2014, 06:40:05 am
Like this post, it can be used, right?
EDIT: I'll be starrting soon. Drunk alreadymthough language far too coherent. Boulderdash, this is actually fun.
Forwards I go.
EDIT 2: Wait what?
8th of hematite?
Will be starting soon, have not yet pressed, space.
But is this a full year. Either way, my fort-playing will be analouged in a spoler below this here drunken rant.
Edit three 3 how are yoy?: Still nothing.
Bear with me. My brain has not been drunk in quite a while. PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2014, 06:49:37 am
eh, quick query, should I continue my fort-goings in the jibber jabber and tally post, or start a new post for when I start improving the fort?Doesn't really matter but try to keep the actual content in one post
Like this post, it can be used, right?
Post by: Yesaja on October 11, 2014, 07:36:54 am
Quote from: Scruffy
diningroom mostnyl smootherd
Headaches
Elves. buen
Need to build somethng to brn elfefs with
More bums arrive
MUG"
Can't wait for EinsteinSatDown to actually play. x'D
Post by: TD1 on October 11, 2014, 07:40:19 am
There is a coathook. Don't hang your sanity there; it's booby trapped.
Post by: Yesaja on October 11, 2014, 08:21:06 am
Welcome to the Forums.
There is a coathook. Don't hang your sanity there; it's booby trapped.
Thank you very much.
I lost my sanity way back at the reception. The guy was just too trustworthy. Damn.
Post by: hops on October 11, 2014, 08:29:55 am
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2014, 08:36:19 am
PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!NO!
Hasn't the history of !!DRUNKFORTRESS!! taught you anything?
NEVER PULL THE LEVER!!
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 11, 2014, 08:44:04 am
PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!NO!
Hasn't the history of !!DRUNKFORTRESS!! taught you anything?
NEVER PULL THE LEVER!!
Do not worry, I have not even started playing.
I know that pulling the lever will spell certain ruin for this inebraiated fprtress of dwarves.
Post by: Shoruke on October 11, 2014, 09:02:27 am
Hiss tury?PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!Hasn't the history of !!DRUNKFORTRESS!! taught you anything?
Trying to learn history while drunk and playing Dwarf Fortress is like trying to come up with a metaphor for something that's harder than learning history while playing drunk fortress. i.e. impossible
Post by: Scruffy on October 11, 2014, 09:03:33 am
Quick course to drunkfort levers:PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!NO!
Hasn't the history of !!DRUNKFORTRESS!! taught you anything?
NEVER PULL THE LEVER!!
Do not worry, I have not even started playing.
I know that pulling the lever will spell certain ruin for this inebraiated fprtress of dwarves.
Som,e mind of livign palce:Do you know what that middle lever did? Notice how multiple z-levels of diningrooms and workshops are somehow surrounded by a chasm and there are grates everywhere?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Someone pulled the lever. A few frames later we nolonger had a dining room.
Yep. Magma releaseSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Yep. 7 or so z-levels of bedrooms and stockpiles goneSpoiler (click to show/hide)
THIS IS !!DRUNKFORTRESS!!
Pulling the lever voids warranty
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 11, 2014, 10:05:38 am
Sincere apologetic tone is implemented,
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 11, 2014, 10:07:35 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Kamin on October 11, 2014, 01:57:38 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Totally excited to read through more of this drunken hellishness! Best day EVAR.
Post by: Yesaja on October 11, 2014, 07:02:04 pm
Post by: Nordinkel on October 11, 2014, 07:55:13 pm
may i inform you that you still have my old save posted in the OP?
You did not update the savefile to scruffies post.
its not even clear if einstein uses the right save, since he doesnt seem to have read the latest posts at all.
The actual current save is
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9898 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9898)
EDIT: nvm, einstein uses the right save. still, you gotta update that OP :>
Post by: Kamin on October 11, 2014, 08:46:03 pm
Still waiting for some more things to happen. :( I want to take a turn, too.
That rotten bastard passed out!
Kamin!!No need until Scruffles finishes his turn, as I will just have to update it again when he finishes--thanks for the reminder, though :)
may i inform you that you still have my old save posted in the OP?
You did not update the savefile to scruffies post.
its not even clear if einstein uses the right save, since he doesnt seem to have read the latest posts at all.
The actual current save is
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9898 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9898)
EDIT: nvm, einstein uses the right save. still, you gotta update that OP :>
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 11, 2014, 10:02:09 pm
I overestimated my own tolerance.
I will either start drinking/playing now, or within 6 hours.
6 hours long time though.
Not been hungover in quite a while.
EDIT: I seem to be have been just starting to play before passing out. Such a shame.
EDIT 2: Seem to have finished whiskey. May still use sherry?
EDIT 3: Going to go to sleep again methinks. Then, I will either finish this or quit in shame.
If yesaja gets drunk, can take turn.
Post by: Yesaja on October 12, 2014, 08:34:25 am
No need until Scruffles finishes his turn, as I will just have to update it again when he finishes--thanks for the reminder, though :)
But Scruffy did finish already? Did I miss something? (Or did you mean Einstein?)
Quote from: Scruffy
save
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9898
Quote from: EinsteinSatDown
EDIT: I seem to be have been just starting to play before passing out. Such a shame.
EDIT 2: Seem to have finished whiskey. May still use sherry?
EDIT 3: Going to go to sleep again methinks. Then, I will either finish this or quit in shame.
If yesaja gets drunk, can take turn.
Nah, I won't hijack your round, 'dis for fun after all. I prepared myself (and my fridge) though:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Apfel" means "Apple" and got 18%. EDIT: One could have guessed by the picture. *Facepalm for own stupidity*
Cheers to everyone, who recognizes my background. (o:
Post by: Scruffy on October 12, 2014, 09:00:48 am
Cheers to everyone, who recognizes my background. (o:Ofcourse we recognize it
Post by: TD1 on October 12, 2014, 09:56:54 am
Now release it into Drunk Fortress in an inebriated state.
Against inebriated Dwarves.
!!FUN!!
Post by: Yesaja on October 12, 2014, 10:09:13 am
http://puu.sh/c4o5D/c9707ed44b.jpg (http://puu.sh/c4o5D/c9707ed44b.jpg)
EDIT: I blame Nordinkel for this. x'D
Post by: Nordinkel on October 12, 2014, 10:21:04 am
i just googled "dwarf fortress art" and this came up.
I'm so hyped about this now. I will tell my doctor that it's Kamin's fault in case i turn an alcoholic
Post by: Scruffy on October 12, 2014, 10:21:12 am
Here's the original - it is, in fact, a forgotten beast:I remember seeing it in a fan-art art thread and using it as a wallpaper two years or so ago
http://puu.sh/c4o5D/c9707ed44b.jpg (http://puu.sh/c4o5D/c9707ed44b.jpg)
EDIT: I blame Nordinkel for this. x'D
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 12, 2014, 11:06:42 am
Post by: Yesaja on October 12, 2014, 11:14:21 am
I'm going to bet that whoever takes the next turn will fall for Scruffy's latest level of doom. If only so I can stop being the last schmuck to have ruined a fortress that way. ;w;
That'd be me, but I'm still waiting for Einstein.
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 12, 2014, 12:49:54 pm
I'm going to bet that whoever takes the next turn will fall for Scruffy's latest level of doom. If only so I can stop being the last schmuck to have ruined a fortress that way. ;w;
That'd be me, but I'm still waiting for Einstein.
Apologies for blocking up the process.
Anyway, I won't be completing my turn.
Still somewhat hungover, my body took a beating.
In the end, I should have paced myself.
Drank too much before starting.
For now, I retreat, beaten.
The next time I am to become drunk(probably in more than a month, as stated before I do not drink much), I will try again, and plan the whole adventure better.
Regardless of my failure, this whole experience has made me an admirer of what of goes on in this thread.
Will follow the drunken failings of others ardently from now on.
Good luck to whomever is next, guess scruffy's save is the save to be used.
End transmission.
EDIT: A few spelling errors crept in. Had to correct them.
Post by: Yesaja on October 12, 2014, 01:14:48 pm
Apologies for blocking up the process.
Anyway, I won't be completing my turn.
Still somewhat hungover, my body took a beating.
In the end, I should have paced myself.
Drank too much before starting.
For now, I retreat, beaten.
The next time I am to become drunk(probably in more than a month, as stated before I do not drink much), I will try again, and plan the whole adventure better.
Regardless of my failure, this whole experience has made me an admirer what of goes on in this thread.
Will follow the drunken failings of others ardently from now on.
Good luck to whomever is next, guess scruffy's save is the save to be used.
End transmission.
EDIT: A few spelling errors crept in. Had to correct them.
As said, no problem. You tried, you failed, you gonna try again and - I believe - everyone is fine with that.
I started a huge attack on my alcohol supplies I posted earlier. As soon as I groot my first screens, I'll have one designated post for my adventure as new overseer.
EDIT: Things I ate before successfully digested. To quote Caboose: I feel diiiizzzyyyy~... no, wait, I don't, I can still type correctly.
Gotta drink more.
EDIT2. Alcoohl working.
EIDT3: INM FUCKUING DRUNG!
EDIT 4:
(http://i.imgur.com/NWhyne7.gif)
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What the fuck do I even start with? Who cerated this shit???
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Seriously? A huge lava sea? Who made this shit up? Fucking drunkoverseesrs!
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CHOP DOWN THE HSIT
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Okay, I got the meeting hall. But why the fuck are there only such... shitty table? WHAT TEH FUCK ARE THOSE CONSTRUCTIONS?
Gotta correct the fucking shit
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I CANT FIND THE FUCKING FORTRESS
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Gotta place a fucking wall for defence. Seriously! If fucking elves come, what do we do?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oo Without joke: It looks like, this fucking fort is going to hell
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This shit is beneath 30 feet under the ground or fucking shit. The cermatory Nordinkle talked about. What am I gonna do about it?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
But what is this fuck?
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Vacant? Oo Very strange. Gotta put "yesaja" to it
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Hummm. Okay. That's somewhat unexpected. Let's see what they want to trade
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Almost more funny to watch them travel to actualy play xDDD
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OOOOOOOOHHHHHH! Nordinkel, you genius! You weren't drunk, I swear! To use a mountain for traders to actually use :O
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I can only screenshot one thing at a time, but believe me, there are popping things out everytime.
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Allowed catching ammo that was recently used.
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I have no idea why. Not my fault, I swear!
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Advance this ucking shit.
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http://puu.sh/ca4Mu/25a4ac97db.jpg
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Still not my fault.
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Nordinkel!!!! YOU BETRAYED ME!! NOT ENOUGH CONFfiNGs! WHERE CAN IF IND THIS FUCKING SHIT CARPENTER!!!???
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What fucking else? Magma Forge, fucking dwarves!!! I prefer humans and angas, fuck me!!
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I fucking swear, I fucking don't know how:
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I'm done,. I'm fucnkngi done
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9906 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9906)
Post by: Bobnova on October 12, 2014, 02:33:24 pm
Post by: Nordinkel on October 12, 2014, 02:58:40 pm
i'm currently helping yesaja setting up this thing. I can't even read half of the stuff he's writing me.
so this should be amazing.
Post by: Scruffy on October 12, 2014, 03:52:34 pm
The fortress is ABOVE the dining room. Mostly
Post by: Nordinkel on October 12, 2014, 04:06:28 pm
Current "Fuck" Count: 13
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Current "Shit" Count: 8
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NON-PROFANITY - like 3%
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this is as good a poem as any
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 12, 2014, 04:23:20 pm
Post by: Yesaja on October 12, 2014, 05:14:48 pm
Just a tip:
The fortress is ABOVE the dining room. Mostly
ou tyrinhg to help a drunken overseetr? You even overseerß HOW YOU OEVERSEER!???
Post by: Scruffy on October 12, 2014, 06:39:20 pm
Advance this ucking shit.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://puu.sh/ca4Mu/25a4ac97db.jpgSpoiler (click to show/hide)What?Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)NOT MY FAULT I SWEAR!! DDD:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WHY?
Oh the
We could have built so many glorious things on that magmaheated storage/noble apartment section and pulled the lever only after a few more turns when people had forgotten all about what it does
*sob* :'(
Edit: Is that really the correct save?
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 12, 2014, 06:49:45 pm
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Post by: Scruffy on October 12, 2014, 06:57:46 pm
Edit: Upload the correct save. I want to see what happened to the fort
Post by: Nordinkel on October 12, 2014, 07:03:45 pm
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH! Nordinkel, you genius! You weren't drunk, I swear! To use a mountain for traders to actually use :OSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Yes. that was totally me. finally somebody commends me!
I also never killed two dwarves digging out that useless pathway up the mountain that no caravan ever uses. Everybody who says that should go get some whiskey and drown themselves in it.
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 12, 2014, 09:29:25 pm
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 12, 2014, 09:51:46 pm
What was the agreed-upon drunkenness/sleep deprivation equivalence? I've got a break at school and feel like I have to be a part of this absurd epicness.
No idea.
Just get drunk and start playing I guess.
Sleep deprivation?
I'm currently sleep deprived, know for a fact that it does not bring about the same mental discrepancies as a bottle of scotch.
Though it may be allowed?
EDIT: Though school. So drunkenness may not be an option.
Post by: Nordinkel on October 12, 2014, 10:03:51 pm
There's always the risk of just falling asleep and goofing the whole year that way.
I've seen that twitch stream some years ago when the streamer played some JRPG, fell asleep in the process and ran against a wall for a good 4 hours. you could hear him snore in the background. If you can produce similarly hilarious things with DF, i'd say just go right ahead.
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 12, 2014, 10:21:34 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 13, 2014, 12:18:32 am
Just realised that I had screwed up building that lever. The staircase doesn't collapse as intended. Faulty merchandise Oh well.
Edit: Upload the correct save. I want to see what happened to the fort
Hahah, your schmuck bait has been foiled by drunken engineering. The fortress is safe once more. owo
Post by: Kamin on October 13, 2014, 12:39:22 am
Hmm. I thought I saw 18 hours, but that's not nearly enough to have me operating at sub-optimal capacity. I'll try to go 36 given I've gotten everything that needs to be taken care of done, then I'll show up again.Heya Murdoc, if I recall correctly, when this first started we gave preference to drinkers over sleep deprivation-ers; we ended up having a pretty long waiting list. Because of that, we never actually had anybody play this game sleep deprived. I do not think that waiting 36 hours before playing is a particularly good idea--not that getting drunk is a good alternative :P
I think it's best you get your sleep and we stick with the inebriation. If there was indeed a precedent, there was nothing particularly wonderful about the turn(s).
Edit: Upload the correct save. I want to see what happened to the fortYesaja, wonderful turn! Quite... profane, but wonderful nonetheless. I have not had time to verify, but it has come to my attention that the save you uploaded may not be the correct one--would you mind checking and reuploading for us drunkards?
I'm so hyped about this now. I will tell my doctor that it's Kamin's fault in case i turn an alcoholic
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN
For everone's convenience, let me keep track of all the profanity for you:
-snip-
That was amazing. Thanks for helping out; love the statistics, man!
Post by: Chevaleresse on October 13, 2014, 01:04:47 am
Post by: Kamin on October 13, 2014, 01:14:39 am
Ah, well. I'll probably be playing this game four years from now, too.DF is timeless. And this thread does have its periodic lulls, but we always come back to it eventually. If one thing is for sure, it is that people will continue to drink (i.e., emulate dwarves) and play Dwarf Fortress. !!DRUNKFORT!! forever!
Post by: Yesaja on October 13, 2014, 01:34:54 am
I have no idea what happened yesterday.
Gotta upload the correct save on about 4 p.m.
Sorry for the waiting, folks
Edit: could someone pass me some fucking medicine to clear my throat? It burns like hell. You gotta guess why.
Edit2: Here's the savefile. I haven't played a whole year, because Scruffy turned insane and I felt so bad, that I announced my retirement as an Overseer. For now.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9910
Post by: Omeganaut on October 18, 2014, 02:18:12 pm
I only updated back to version 40.01, and trimmed the dwarfing list of bay watchers who haven't been heard in this thread recently, excepting important personalities. If you aren't on the updated list and want to be, I'm sorry, please let me know and I will add you!
DrunkFort2014 Overseer List!
Kamin: 40.01 Year 1! The perfect start to a new iteration. Also, Mantis Queen.
Random_Dragon: Year 2: Keas are bastards and Weregoats are dangerous.
Yoink: Finished most of Year 2: Exploding dropped babies.
AustralianWinter: Crash!
Naryar: Year 3? Horrified Dwarves everywhere!
Scruffy: 40.03! Leaking Magma Moat, song lyrics.
Kamin Returns! and proceeds to pull a Bobnova.
Uggi: Magma! Magma Everwhere!
Jimmy: Drunken Savant manages to start the fort towards recovery.
Lovechild: 40.11? Starts a new fort, 3peaks! ALso, WereGeckos
Shoruke: Year 2! Tantrum Spiral begins.
Nordinkel: Year 3 Spring to Winter: Who let the WereGeckos Out? Who? Who who who... it was him.
Scruffy: Year 3 Winter to ?: Dangerous Caverns and lever of doom construction
EinsteinSatDown: Too drunk for too long to take over after Scruffy. Good attempt though.
Yesaja: Year 4? Pulled lever of doom, causing much mayhem.
Shoruke: Year 5? to summer: Entomb ALL the ghosts. Butcher ALL the animals!
Current Save is here! (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9944) It is version 40.13 Not sure if Lovechild started there or if someone managed to unpack the save into a newer update somehow.
Spoiler: Dwarfing List (click to show/hide)
Also, I may actually be able to take a turn sometime in the future. Don't wait for me right now though!
Post by: Shoruke on October 18, 2014, 08:54:39 pm
Also, whenever someone makes a new fort, we really need to get into the habit of making note of the fort's first year. Sounds super easy, but I know what being drunk is like...
Post by: Shoruke on October 19, 2014, 06:42:28 am
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9910 (http://Current Save is here!)
I see what you were trying to do there, but you, uh... got it wrong. You put the URL where the text is supposed to be and you put the text where the URL is supposed to be.
Anyway, I'm trying to get drunk off of various Japanese alcohols (vodka, single malt whiskey), so... yeah. My turn.
Post by: Shoruke on October 19, 2014, 07:54:05 am
I think someone saved this game with a texture pack, because the walls are screaming at me.
"ääääääääääääääääääääääää"
"ȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃȃ"
"èèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèè"
"ïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïïï"
(http://oi59.tinypic.com/5yw49d.jpg)
I didn't write that thing at the bottom, I swear.
Okay so let's take a loor around through alcohol-tinted glasses
Kaliche and Kaliche are still dead, Armok rest their souls
There's a quarrey or something near the farms... maybe it's for draining water away. I dunno.
Whoa geez the underground screams even worse, so much AAAAAAAAAAA
Hey, I found a magma crab
LOL THE VOLCANO HAS CRABS what a slut
As soon as I unpaused the game, all of the militias were activated. Can't figure why. I'll just follow them for a sec...
Oh, it's training time I guess. Sure... roll with it.
Man, how do we have so may dwarves? We were in a tantrum spiral last I saw. I guess wall the original dwarfes died and now all the new ones don't know them or something.
Wait, what the hell is going on here?
(http://oi59.tinypic.com/dolwtd.jpg)
Stairways flooded with magma?
A layer up, there's a bunch of 1x3 bridges...
down below, it's flooded with magma and seems to be in the shape of... well I dunno but it's deliberate. A colliseum maybe. WTF?
Someone sucs at their job.
'Nother gulp o' whiskey. Straight, of course, because I don't know what to mix whiskey with. And I'm too far drunk to go buy mix anyway.
Orite, gotta check the booze stockpiles... Hey, we have some this time? Good job, previous overseers!
Hey, I remember this cave. Why isn't the lake walled off? FIX IT
I have chosen to make our only blacksmith into myself. The previous two of me both died in short order, but I called them "Kaliche". If I call myself Shoruke, nothing can go wrong.
(http://oi60.tinypic.com/30rkvb9.jpg)
You know you; read too much ttropes when you see this and youre like "I'm totally about to die (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoomedHometown)" or get nuked or something
(http://oi62.tinypic.com/2rr6ibn.jpg)
I thought this was drunk fortress? Where's the death? Where's the screwed-upness? Where is the random staricases flooded with magma?
Wait... I saw one of those. Uh. Well. Basically I thought we'd be doing worse than this. If we all die on my tur, I totally called it.
Winter's here! Not a damn thing happened. Time to drink alcohol. Ahh yes... nothing like triple-vodkas with coke to make the numbness more nomb.
Hmm... well if everything is going great then everything is boring. Time to mix it up by... exploring the caverns! Or I could build a magma-killsat tower. No, not enough time... caverns it is!
Yes I know I just finished sealing those off, AGAIN. Bite me I'm the overseer I do what I whant
and I do it while eating Japanese strawberry KitKats and drinking single malt whiskey straight from the bottle cuz I roll like that
Whoa, miners that do something. ANother indication I need to screw soemthing up to make everythig ☼fun‼ again.
sorry, ‼fun‼. mental note, fire is 19. That's... AScii coeds. I'm a progremmaer.
(reads that line) you know what I'm drunk screw off
WHOA HEY CALLED IT
guess what just happened while I was typing all that stuff about ‼fun‼
(http://oi62.tinypic.com/2iicsyc.jpg)
In the words of Awesome Fortress 2, GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER
/....oh they did it on their own
took me like five minutes to figure that out
For a sec there I thought she had just dissaptrereadred
FUCK how do you spell that
xlearly I am not drunk enough to spell dissappeered
*drinks vod coke*
hmm I dint think that sright weither
anyway teh weregeckos dead
OH SHIT do we ghave enough graves
we have spare sarcophpagi but they arent set up
so... set em up
and dig more grave space
dig faster you sunbitch youre a dwarf
NO dont stop at the corner fuck
dumbass dwarves
I usually don't like theat messagt spam when you dig into a new cavern and the game is like "you struck all the thinkgs"
but just now that feels so awesome
look at me striking all the things
(http://oi57.tinypic.com/2s76gs8.jpg)
mm everthing feels numb... dtime to stop drinking? LOL NOPE time for another vodkcoke
took me three minutes to figure out I put my vocdkea on the desk, lol
then ist took me a inute to find my coke because it put it in the freezer part of my minifridge instead of the fridge part to cool it vfafster
it wasnt frozen so it worked lol
o btw we're down to 54 dwarves. We had more than 60 befoe I think.
GFUCK I M DEAD WAGASNI?!?
thtat's like that third time
Okay fine I'll gofor a fourth one
SO HELP ME ONE OF THESE FUCKERS WILL LIVE
my name isnt wcuresred I sear it
HEY YOU. GUY.. mister top of thie list. Miner. You're me now.
(http://oi61.tinypic.com/14d1pgi.jpg)
Do you see what i did there
I made him a cursed to die person so that he's unjiinxed because I called it
I think I have a better explanation for that when I'm not drunk
CLEARLY I NEED MORE DRUN
*vodkcodkoe*
whew I ust be pretty drunk, usually I don't like alcohol but this tuff is great
An animal has grown into a stary boar
well that's not acceptable he should be food by now
BUTCHER ALL THIE HTINGS
wait hmm i wonder if some of them are valuable
nah
food
WAIT WHAT what is wolverine doing here
he's Canadian he's supposed to be a nice dude like the rest of us
wow fuck this wolverine he's fast
outrinning the military like yolo utuhafuckas
whoa, I just used an apostrohpe. Time for a trdrink. *glug*
man how tdid this wolverine get into the fort seruouisly it runs like a bitch from everytihng
well it's gone now. I don't know if its dead or ran away but the militrayr is back to rtracing or wahtever so good job previous overseer you are way better aret the militrary screen than i am
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
doesn't amtmter if I'm dtoo drunk to make it work
we need a tower
don't call me a hippie thi tower will be awesome
made of bosidian and full o f magma
to kill people with
gonna be so boss
(now how do I build a pump stack again)
whatever hwe have a volcano so half the pumping is done walready right/!?
hmm we dont have much metal though and we need screw pups to make a tower
lol "scre" pumps
anyway we need more metal
so... digging? Undergoround. Far underground where there's matel. And we need more miners.
okay you gem poeople and you hunting people that don't hunt. You'e miners now. And someone mkae more pickasxes out of everything.
Scruffy is missing btw. Not my fault. Blame the geckos.
WILL YOU ALL STOP BITCHING ABOUT THE PLUMBP HELMTP SPAWN SRERIOUSLY
chirst even the children
can children even plant seeds? like shut up
oh hey do you know what
I should put people in those graves htat I set up
might heplp
one of the alpacas starvesd. It was probably going to be butchered anywa yso... no leoss right?
someone gave birth. Whoa. Who can get it up in this fortress seriously? It's like surrounedd by tdeath and stuff.
I just watche d someone fail to pickup a rock because they were too scared off all the corpses whow do you people have sex seriously
and another one. Babies jusst kinda appear. randomly
Hmm... that little hut on ground level near the river. Enemie could just walk in. I should probably fortirfy that, but it's so convenitent. So... I don't know how to close it off without just digging aa channel on this side of it. So... I'll leave the security breach to someone else. Worst case scenario wae have a militaia, HWAT THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPNE
... lol I just said that. We're all gonna die.
Someone got a fey mood! It was one of the gem people. HEY I TOLD YOU TO GO MINE WHAT ARE YOU GOIDNG
...he's just stanidng there like a derp lol.
someone give him a craftsdwarofves dshop. Or maybe a gem shop. I dunno.
he wanted a ge shop. when I built it he took it over, picked up one gem from the ground, and was like OKAY IM DOING IT
THIS IS ME DOING IT BICTHCES LOOK
with one gem
sure okay guy whatever gets you there
well that was fast
(http://oi62.tinypic.com/2rf8o6c.jpg)
took him like 5 seconds to JUST DO HIS GOODDAMN JOB
whoa dude theat jem is worth 4800 hundred dollas
you could buy a house in skyrim tfor that much
THE WALLS ARE STILL LIKE AAAAAAAAAA
...what was I doing agin
oh yeah the caverns
some hammer lord is really attached to his iron shield. I have rneamesd him captin america
wait right I had to go mine for mateal for... the tower! WHoa, I just linked two thoughts together. Drink!
"hmm everything is numb i should stpo drinking"
LOL NOPE iever time I think i need to stop i need to take a drink
it's in the rules of me. MOAR VOVDOKE
I think this vodcoke had less vodka than the others ones. we must fix this with more fovdka.
why did someone designeate this random section of cave to get mined when noone gcan get there
...it sure is a pretty bit of cave though. all those colours
well we're still not going there the tdwarvfes will start mining and get eatner
what are you all horrified at
what, the corpses?
sheesh youre dwarves deal with it
i ean, i know I wouldn't be able to eat with a corpse like RIGHT THERE
ut I'm usually not as drunk aws a dewarf
and they're just hualing stuff what's the big deal
I woder if I should amke a pasture for all these starving animals
and become like, god of the animals
OOH I COULD BE NOAH
sounds annoying though
mlemlle think about it
sure I'll put the spasture right on this whill WIAT
there's a giant mantis
he must die frist
HOLY FUCK THESE FUCKERS FLY
and didstract people
how do we deal with this agian? Umm marksdwarves I think
ijat
what lol
I mean okay
so I put the pasture on that hill and I put the marksdwarves on that hill
wherll there's a squad called arbalists and I put them there so I hope thyre all amrskdsdwarvffves
HEY LOOK the elves are heere
free food lol
broker is resting so anyone can steal from the elves
it'll be fun lol
look will you all shut up about the manstises they're just bugs the military is right there it'll all be fine okay I'l rtrying to steal from the elves just gimme a sec
...ijomg I can't read this shit
(http://oi61.tinypic.com/b4i3p1.jpg)
okay. THis is gonna tkae a lot of focus.
...pffffft
yeah you fucking right you can't stop me
I kinda just took things at random
but I hink I ingeored most of the crappy wood armor and I think I got all the fruits so its okay
LOOK WILL YOU SERIOUSLY SHUT UP ABOUT SPLUMP HELMOET SPAWN
(http://oi60.tinypic.com/2dllwmq.jpg)
I don't care okay? we have lots of fruit it deosnet' matter
how are the masntises intrererrupting peoples sleep seriously they're still outside right? Yes I checked
and there's troglogdgyetes
and they caves are all like AAAAAAAA
and the grass outsdie is like ......U.....U......U
shit's ewerid, yo
lol for a sec I was like "why is there an e wandering areoungd"
and then I looked at it
and the game was like "bublmrelbee worker"
because it's a bumbelBEE do you get it
WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP ABOUT THESE GIANT MASNTISES
like I undrerstrand they're probably really scary and freakyd looking
but they're just flying around not giving a fuck, jjsut ignore them
you don't even need to trade at the deopt anymore anyway
THERE'S MIGRANTS
wow, a chance to make there be more dwarves than I started out with
...that sentenc ewas really hard to make. I had to start it before I could figure out how to write the alst part of it. I must be drunk.
TIME FOR MORE RDRINGKING
GUPLP
okay let's see these suns of bitches
(where the fuck are they)
okay so
normally I don't like hunters
but everything's going okay so go ahead and do your thing
and... work metal
and the wrest of you can just... do random things that I tell you doto to... FUCK. to. do.
WE DO NEOJT NEED MORE TRADERS WE HAVE 3
what? this person likes flying oprah. that's a pretty specific fetish
I want to know why so many novice fish dissectors are showing up.
"it was a mandatory class in high school and after that I just sat around and played video games for a few years and then I moved here"
ya fuckers. Go minde some stone like a real dwarf
we don't have a CMD? yokay that milkaer with novice surgernon he gets to be the uy in charge of the hopsdiltal now.
I wonder if we have a hospital
too busy edealing with noob dowrfs to check
just assingeing poeple to the third wswuatd if they have decent military skills
yes I know its only for marsksdwarves but all the amor skills help think
and now there's a ghost haunting the fortress. screw off...
SUCK GRAVES MOTHERFUCKER
just as soon as sommeone gets around to gdgiings them out
YES PERFRECT WE'LL SEND THE LEGENDARY GEM PERSON DTO DIG GRAVES
WELCOME TO DRUNK FORTRESS
YEAH SEE screw you ghost I knwew all we needed was more graves
fthknkas for the reminded r I guess but screw you
WHOA DUDE where did we even get 48 spare graves from
I mean... those things we make graves from
scrarphogir or something
Ugh... I'm out. I only got throuhg half a year, but if I ckeep going I'm going to seriously hurt myself. Gimme a sec to finish the graves and upload the save.
Here have a thing (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9944)
If it doesn't work just post and I'll check in the moringing. Or the day after or something. Whooooa.
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 19, 2014, 10:03:18 am
So wait, did someone derp up Scruffy's magma-flooding room already?
Also, dunno if I'm still dorfed in there or not. owo
Post by: Bobnova on October 19, 2014, 03:29:48 pm
Damnit, geckos.
Post by: Shoruke on October 19, 2014, 05:52:25 pm
Whew, gods, my poor tummy... I think I'm hung over and also still a bit drunk.
Still, you know it was a good turn when you re-read it and you're like "what the hell am I even saying...?"
Post by: Omeganaut on October 20, 2014, 01:29:12 pm
Post by: Kamin on October 20, 2014, 08:36:29 pm
Good to have you back, Omeganaut! Thanks for all of the awesome supplementary goodness you are doing <3
Post by: Nordinkel on October 22, 2014, 05:28:34 pm
Guess whose birthday was yesterday!
And guess who got a shitload of brandy and whikey as presents!
guess who has two days off!
Post by: Yesaja on October 22, 2014, 06:07:48 pm
Yesaja: Year 4? Pulled lever of doom, causing much mayhem.
I remember something about building tons of beds and doors, too, for all the homeless dwarfs. And graves. Graves everywhere.
But I think the worst moment was the "what is this lever thing?"
Quote from: shoruke
Et cetera et cetera
Jesus christ, it got worse by MINUTES, hahaha. Had a good laugh, very cool round!
Post by: Bobnova on October 22, 2014, 10:22:15 pm
HEY GUYS
Guess whose birthday was yesterday!
And guess who got a shitload of brandy and whikey as presents!
guess who has two days off!
This sounds promising
For us, if not your liver
Onward for dwarf kind!
Post by: Kamin on October 23, 2014, 12:24:30 am
HEY GUYS
Guess whose birthday was yesterday!
And guess who got a shitload of brandy and whikey as presents!
guess who has two days off!
Does the silence mean you are dead? I hope not. That'd make for a terrible post-birthday day. Welp, if you're alive to read this--HAPPY END OF INCUBATION ANNIVERSARY!
Post by: Nordinkel on October 23, 2014, 08:51:05 am
expect the usual waiting for the save, though not that long this time, i hope.
thank you KAMIIIIN
also, my roommate had an idea for a drunkfort spinoff lately that made me laugh: ..GREEN FORTRESS..
let's just say it involves the consumption of, uhh, sweet pods.
sweet pods everywhere, man...
Post by: Bobnova on October 23, 2014, 09:08:02 am
HEY GUYS
Guess whose birthday was yesterday!
And guess who got a shitload of brandy and whikey as presents!
guess who has two days off!
Does the silence mean you are dead? I hope not. That'd make for a terrible post-birthday day. Welp, if you're alive to read this--HAPPY END OF INCUBATION ANNIVERSARY!
lol right?
Glad you're still alive Nordinkel!
Green fortress could be entertaining, bit shakier legally speaking, but it's legal somewhere?
My haiku a few posts ago turned out awfully square.
Post by: Nordinkel on October 23, 2014, 09:25:54 am
That Haiku made me laugh, man.
Shit, i need a drink.
wooow, hey, hey. guys.
i just learned about that thing were you can impose another rule on the next overseers after a successful drunkfort turn.
i could make this whole game an even worse hell.
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 23, 2014, 09:29:25 am
Another platform may be used, though.
It would be entertaining, but less chaotic than this thread.
It may also be quite boring, depending on one's tolerance to sweet pods.
An ergot fort would result in utter madness.
EDIT: Saw that one rule rule, wondered why it was not being applied.
Also, congrats on your annual expulsion celebration.
Post by: Yesaja on October 23, 2014, 09:38:42 am
At one point, one only keeps on drinking while he plays.
And on the next second, you find yourself reading the whole logfile. Drunk, of course.
Post by: Kamin on October 23, 2014, 01:30:08 pm
My biggest problem while playing Drunk Fortress was to keep track of ingame-time.My biggest hurdles have been the following, based on frequency of the issue:
1. Staying awake
2. Not injuring myself
3. Remaining clothed
Post by: Nordinkel on October 23, 2014, 04:09:53 pm
One: Staying awake
Two: Not injuring myself
Three: Remaining clothed
Is the Haikuspeak becmonig a thing in drung fotress now?
CHALLNEGE ACPPPECTED
(starting tunr in half an hoe)
bradny makes me dumb
Post by: Yesaja on October 23, 2014, 04:32:54 pm
My biggest hurdles have been the following, based on frequency of the issue:
1. Staying awake
2. Not injuring myself
3. Remaining clothed
Well, I'm just way too lively when drunk. And I gave up on remaining clothed, as soon as I realized, that I was naked.
But the second point... yeah. That's a hard one.
Post by: Scruffy on October 23, 2014, 04:59:34 pm
1. Staying awakeKamin was embarrashed to have no socks lately.
2. Not injuring myself
3. Remaining clothed
Clothing is optional. I fail to see the problem
Post by: Bobnova on October 23, 2014, 08:44:01 pm
One: Staying awake
Two: Not injuring myself
Three: Remaining clothed
Is the Haikuspeak becmonig a thing in drung fotress now?
CHALLNEGE ACPPPECTED
(starting tunr in half an hoe)
bradny makes me dumb
rofl@half a hoe.
I'm down with the haiku routine :D
Drank so much vodka
Painful head, puke under a bush
Intoxicated
Post by: Kamin on October 23, 2014, 09:11:16 pm
For the record, mine was completely unintentional.
One: Staying awake
Two: Not injuring myself
Three: Remaining clothed
Is the Haikuspeak becmonig a thing in drung fotress now?
CHALLNEGE ACPPPECTED
(starting tunr in half an hoe)
bradny makes me dumb
rofl@half a hoe.
I'm down with the haiku routine :D
Drank so much vodka
Painful head, puke under a bush
Intoxicated
I R genioos.
Post by: Shoruke on October 23, 2014, 09:51:06 pm
really ain't so difficult
except when you're drunk
Post by: Omeganaut on October 23, 2014, 10:34:51 pm
Avoiding doublepost Edit: I'm guessing Nordinkel didn't manage a turn. So for prospective dwarves, its open season again.
Post by: Bobnova on October 24, 2014, 10:05:47 pm
I'd forgotten about that.
Hope Nordinkel is alive.
Post by: TD1 on October 24, 2014, 11:57:44 pm
Such are the glories of Drunk Fortress.
Post by: Shoruke on October 27, 2014, 12:41:58 am
You okay, dude?
Post by: Bobnova on October 27, 2014, 01:22:11 am
He shouldn't be I've done it more times than him.
I think I may well have the record on that one.
Not sure it's a record I'm interested in having.
I'm not going to read 175 pages to fine out.
Post by: Shoruke on October 27, 2014, 09:09:58 am
...I'm going to suggest that someone else take a turn 8)
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 27, 2014, 11:28:01 am
Hopefully someone else will take a turn eventually. I vote Wrex, we haven't seen him in ages. owo
Post by: Kamin on October 27, 2014, 02:44:36 pm
Hmm. On the one hand, I did recently acquire a fresh bottle of Southern Comfort. On the other hand, been dealing with other things lately.Hope all is well with you, all things aside.
Hopefully someone else will take a turn eventually. I vote Wrex, we haven't seen him in ages. owo
And as for Wrex... Well, I heard he doesn't drink or play DF anymore. trollololololo
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 27, 2014, 02:47:09 pm
Hmm. On the one hand, I did recently acquire a fresh bottle of Southern Comfort. On the other hand, been dealing with other things lately.Hope all is well with you, all things aside.
Hopefully someone else will take a turn eventually. I vote Wrex, we haven't seen him in ages. owo
And as for Wrex... Well, I heard he doesn't drink or play DF anymore. trollololololo
Well, that explains that. ;w;
Post by: Bobnova on October 27, 2014, 10:03:31 pm
Hmm. On the one hand, I did recently acquire a fresh bottle of Southern Comfort. On the other hand, been dealing with other things lately.Hope all is well with you, all things aside.
Hopefully someone else will take a turn eventually. I vote Wrex, we haven't seen him in ages. owo
And as for Wrex... Well, I heard he doesn't drink or play DF anymore. trollololololo
Well, that explains that. ;w;
Well, that would explain that.
Hope things are going well for him!
Post by: Omeganaut on October 30, 2014, 08:58:28 pm
Post by: Kamin on October 30, 2014, 10:34:22 pm
Man, I need to find a free night and some booze!Yeah, somebody should do a Drunk Fort Halloween Special.
Post by: Shoruke on October 31, 2014, 12:55:38 am
I'm considering it.Man, I need to find a free night and some booze!Yeah, somebody should do a Drunk Fort Halloween Special.
I'm off to visit Akihabara to see if there's Hallowe'en costumes that are suitable for me, decent quality, and reasonably cheap (not bloody likely, but I'll look), and depending on what state I'm in when I get back, I might do a round.
The good thing is, Hallowe'en Evening here in Japan is morning time for the 'Muricans, so we could have TWO HALLOWE'EN DRUNK FORTRESS SPECIALS :o
EDIT: Okay, I've stocked up on vodka and coke, I've eaten supper and I've got some crappy Japanese "donuts", and I've got the most recent save 'cuz... it's mine. Hmm... It might seem un-classy to take two turns in a row, but technically someone else claimed a turn in the last 12 days (even if he didn't finish/upload it), and also you guys can't really stop me from playing it :P
SO HERE I GOOOOOO~
Post by: Bobnova on October 31, 2014, 09:14:23 am
There have been other back to back turns I believe.
Illallowit.meme
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 31, 2014, 09:23:22 am
Such a thing it is not, I assure you.
Your last turn was hilarious, so your drunkenness may very well enrich my weekend.
Onward towards entertaining incoherence.
Post by: Shoruke on October 31, 2014, 10:43:16 am
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55821989.jpg)
Spoiler: I think I got the whole turn in this spoiler (click to show/hide)
here (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10004)
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on October 31, 2014, 02:44:11 pm
You make me want to take turn.
Enjoy the hangover.
Post by: TD1 on October 31, 2014, 02:49:00 pm
Redorf the dorf!
Post by: Kamin on October 31, 2014, 02:58:56 pm
Awhhhh, I died.What this guy said.
Redorf the dorf!
Post by: Shoruke on October 31, 2014, 07:51:10 pm
I'm still alive, but my stomach is... decomissioned for repairs. I literally have no idea if I'm hungry or not.
Sorry about all the dead people. In my defense, there were Goblins and the fort was designed by drunk people.
Post by: Omeganaut on October 31, 2014, 08:07:21 pm
Post by: Kamin on October 31, 2014, 09:00:09 pm
Get on your besotted human knees and BEG FOR FORGIVENESS.Noapologies necessary. Not only is DF all about !!FUN!!, but doing it drunk is specifically asking for more fun than is necessary.
Well, I'm sure you already feel like getting on your knees and worshiping the porcelain god, but whatev.
Post by: Shoruke on November 01, 2014, 01:31:25 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hmm, company turnover seems a bit high, we need to look into employee retention programs.
Post by: Random_Dragon on November 01, 2014, 03:04:25 am
And I shall once again poke whoever goes next for a dorfing.
Post by: Bobnova on November 01, 2014, 10:59:05 am
GO ME!
Also, good work surviving a vile force. That takes some doing in Drunk Fortress.
Post by: Scruffy on November 01, 2014, 01:25:15 pm
Hmm
Post by: TD1 on November 01, 2014, 01:26:21 pm
Post by: Scruffy on November 01, 2014, 01:47:08 pm
Go to the store and buy some more booze?Stores closed and penniless
Post by: TD1 on November 01, 2014, 01:48:41 pm
Post by: Kamin on November 01, 2014, 09:45:44 pm
Ah, yea, that would stop it. Well, you could always gen a Sober Fortress for yourself.OR he can give us his Paypal account info so we can finance his hobby... :P
Post by: Shoruke on November 02, 2014, 11:43:30 am
"Our campaign is looking to give money to the poor in our online community so that they can buy alcohol to play video games with."
Can't fail.
Post by: TD1 on November 02, 2014, 11:45:35 am
Post by: Omeganaut on November 02, 2014, 02:30:29 pm
Post by: Chimerat on November 02, 2014, 02:56:50 pm
Rewards will be recognition, dorfing, choosing which alcohol to use, making drinking rules, autographed print-outs of turns, and for the big donors, authentic vomit-stained journals!This sounds more like a Subbable thing. ::)
(There literally is one for something along the lines of "Beer and Boardgames".)
Post by: Scruffy on November 05, 2014, 11:51:49 am
Interesting... :oAh, yea, that would stop it. Well, you could always gen a Sober Fortress for yourself.OR he can give us his Paypal account info so we can finance his hobby... :P
Do tell me more
Post by: Yoink on November 06, 2014, 08:09:41 am
Post by: TD1 on November 06, 2014, 12:38:43 pm
Ba?
Post by: Scruffy on November 06, 2014, 12:51:55 pm
ÖBa?
Post by: IronTomato on November 06, 2014, 01:10:43 pm
LeÖBa?
Post by: Omeganaut on November 06, 2014, 04:03:42 pm
Post by: Kamin on November 06, 2014, 04:09:04 pm
C'mon, guys, this is a FAMILY ESTABLISHMENT. Please be mindful and keep it clean, OK?LeÖBa?
Post by: Shoruke on November 06, 2014, 11:42:13 pm
Look, if you guys are going to get incomprehensibly drunk, at least post a turn about it, eh?LeÖBa?
Post by: IronTomato on November 07, 2014, 01:06:11 pm
I'm not drunk, I just felt like sharing.Look, if you guys are going to get incomprehensibly drunk, at least post a turn about it, eh?LeÖBa?
Post by: Ruhn on November 07, 2014, 08:29:37 pm
Post by: Jervill on November 07, 2014, 09:35:45 pm
Post by: Ruhn on November 07, 2014, 10:01:40 pm
Campaign promise: I have no idea what the fuck this for t iw doing, butit will become a FORTRESS!!!
Post by: Jervill on November 07, 2014, 10:13:37 pm
Make the fortress a place of amazing amazingness Ruhn! Nothing can stop a drunken player!
Post by: Omeganaut on November 07, 2014, 10:17:47 pm
Spoiler: Dwarfing List (click to show/hide)
Post by: Ruhn on November 07, 2014, 10:26:59 pm
someone else: GOO!
Post by: Jervill on November 07, 2014, 10:42:54 pm
Post by: Bobnova on November 07, 2014, 10:51:08 pm
I downloasded the save, but spill sake all over for 5 paper towels.
someone else: GOO!
The fuck? lol
Definitely drunk enough.
Super excited to see early adopters back in action :D
Post by: Kamin on November 07, 2014, 11:12:21 pm
Eh, fuck it. I'm drunk now I may as well play it. The October 19th save, right? Wishkey, don't let me down."Wishkey," the beverage of dreams come true.
Post by: Jervill on November 08, 2014, 02:20:26 am
Le's see, what am i looking at? Black space. Time to dorf peoples.
First, where is everything? All I see is random mines and shit. Also, sand. I hate sand its course and whatever.
So I wdofrfed a bunch of cits, and now I see some were already nambed. Well, now theyre maybe two of them, deal with it. Now onto gameplay.
By the gods that's a lot of offins.
Oh, there's teh fortress. Took me awhile to find it. Thre's a randome dead jeweler in the middle of the fort. That is one purdy bridge from one end to the tother. Need more beds and shit. Brew drink...from plant? That's new. Our fortress newds more smoothed bedromos. Also, hearts. Cancels give waterz Horrifed? What the fuck is this shit? Dwarves don't get horrified! We've got all this wood, why don't we do something with it. Ash, for now. Magma means no need for hcarcholal and stuff. Looks like we got a miliatrary at least. Damn, our coffin industry is proficeint. No herding animals for milek?
Some Fucker named MArco just called his attleaxe Ulingsateng.
I completely lost track of where I store my whiskey, there we go, another drink ready to go. Our dwarves need dwarevs to their nrooms, it's reminding of frehman year of college and diny rooms where nothing but beds, Halo, and futons and cabinets went.
Oh there's the lever. Lower the DRAWBRIDGE, LET THE DWARVES FREE!!!!!
...I pulled teh lver, nothing happened. Front door still clsoed. Whatever, put more coffins down. More dwarves to bury. Ran out fo bed. More to amek. Why hasn't somebody buried the jeweler already? All coffins are set to "Y". Door is not planet forbidden. Nevermind, yes it was. Now it isn't. Bury the [oor guy already.
Enisea got possessed. Claimed a jeweler's. The one with the corpse. And a myserious consturction. Quitel. A perfect milke quartz. Hooray al is right with everything and stuff. And he chose to put a "finger millet" planet on it. What is that anyway? Voulf hsbr nbeen strawberries or plupm helmetes or something. Eh, whatvever, its worth 4000 dorf bucks or more, can't complain.
What is that damn sigma thing...of, prepared food bot. Makes sense. Usually use barrels myself. My beds are not being consturcted, manager is busy. As a low lwevel bureaucrat myself, I oculd teach that fucker a thing or towo about being on time. Spring passed and no traders, most of summer has passed...no traders. ARe there no fucking elves ere? Or any regular eleves for that matter?
Slaughter that cow calf before it starvees to death, good meat.
Masterpiece pig tripe roast was made. Truly, ths is the greatest achievement of our time. Humens! They have arrived! We need more crap. Rock Instruments are now bing made. Oh boy, lur nobles are not happy. Myaor has nothing he wants.
Traded with umans. Bought beer for rock fcrafts. We got beer, they got....rocks. In pretty shapes. What is that place? Oh, it's a looom. Great, now I'm hungrey. I have herring, but as grat as that is, it's not enough. Could wbe worse, I suppose. Family's having lutefisk for Christmas dinner.
Hooray, migrants! Now wht do I doo with them.
I fugured out twhy the maanger hasn't been doing anything. No office. That blows. Whre in the nine circles of hell is the masons? Crapernters will do all right I guess. Stupid thrne needing shti .
As cool as the bridge between the fort is over th gulley. I questionit's purpose. No traps and shit on it. I must ferectifyt that.
Manager, has an office. Great Vicotry. Damn it. Marco, get the fuck up. It's no time for sleep. I need beds and doors and cabinets and other stuff to keep the Mayor happy.
Great there's two shorukes. I knew I should've been paying more attention. I guess it's anyones guess which one dies horribly first.
Kittens! In real life, I would love them. In DF, however.........................Slaughter, slaughter, slaughter.
Does anyone wkknow where I can get some nice, candy-colored stone like microcline or something pink? It would liven he fortress up a bit. Of course, less coffins would liven it up a bit too, I guess. The Squad Leader is also the Mayor. That's bad, military should NEVER be in charge of civilians. Oh well, can't be helepd at this point.
I have never understood why nobles need armor stand s and weapon racks. Chest, cainets? Sure, logical. But Armor? Come on. Not enough rock blocks in the this fortress. How can I build a pointlessly large tower without them? Out ow wood? ARe you insane? Am I? Perahps. But, if you are insane then perhaps both of us are? How owould you nknow if your'e not if I am? Perhaps all are insane except you? Inedeeed.
We have a shit load of logs in this fortress. For future reference, a shit load is about 10 fuck tons.
Kamin2 became an axe lord. Chicagoland won't know what hit it.
Flanderbrand is am master cook. Cooking like a boss. Like the cake in Mario RPG.
The fucking mayro still isn't happy with his office. I dont even get an office in RL. A goddamn cubicle that is not even a full cubicle. He should learn some fucking hiuility. Smooth his walls, I guess. At least my office is in a constructed rather pretty 1920s building. Not hewn from rocks.
I am having a difficult time setting my Whiskey/Sierra Mist down. Almost spilled, Ruhn style.
A stray camel has been missing for a week. How the fuck do you lose a camel?
I'm widening the ridge between the fort. Three is better than two. Obsideian. Right. I never usually bother with volanoes myself, but that's whyat community fortresses are for. New opportunities, fiifferent playstyles.
Cancels pickup equipment: Horrified!? You're a fucking soldier. Grow a backbone. All the shit there is dead anyway. We also lost a giant wombat, I am beyond myself in grief. In related news, what is a wombat nayways?
Holy what. Interruped by giant peach-faced LOVEBIRD. I am now totally lost.
The music in rhi game is completely hypnotic. I ma completely under its spell. Woah-woah....
Hooray! Outpost liasion.! Soon.....
Os it just me, or is the game running faster than usual? Usually it takes quite some time to get to autumn in a healthy populous fort.
Traded some junk for booze and lmilek. Booze and milk. Nothing else is needed frankly. It's not like our dwarves can form bands and have battles with each other between MASSIVE ROCK BALLADS and dupstep heavy music. Or perahps coungry. Music made by humans is quite varied, I haven't even covered basically any of it. That's including western and non-western music. All I covered was three genres of western music. Holy shit humans like to make noise.
The bridge is completed. Expansion complete. I gain expereicnce points right?
Oh, for fucks sake. The mayor still sin't pleased with his office or dining romo. Perhaps he doesn't throw enough touchdowns. Engraving it now.
...
Why is the dining room not on top of the food stockipel? That not make sense. Food stockpile shoud always be close to dining room. Easier to access food for dwarves.
More migrants apparentyl. Beds, more needed. Manager: Worthless
Holy shit, we have a lot of bolts. Crossbowdwarves are well armed at least.
There is a dormitroy with like 20 beds, holy crap. Documetning thais for future reference for my own fortresses when migrants come randomly. I do prefer gviing them at least little rooms however. My apt IRL isn't exactly spacious either. Has a nice coffee shop across the street though..
A ghostly brewer ahs risen. What's he going to do, create spirits? (Feel free to groan)
Interupeted by Doe Rabbit. Are ou kidding. It's a rabbit. What's it oging to do?
Bookeeper wants an office. Considering that's pretty much what I do (Auditing, actually). I'd better give him it. I suppose its better than reviewing parcel documents to see if they were scanned in porerpy l by some worthless private sector agency because of course, the private secortore is so much better after all, they only missed two years worth of living documents that could set teh County back decades when litigation happens. Fuck privatisation, that's all.
Awwww yeah, a legendary willow table was made. Epic kVictory there.
Bookeeper has a nofffffffice . Hooray!
Do we need a captain of the guard? Like Aveline? No? Okay then.
BOBNOVA HAS WITHDRAWN FROM SOCIETY
He claimed a carpenter's. Fuck.
Food stores are looking aggoooododdd as of late Autumn.. Bobnova has begun a MYSTERIOUS CONTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!
Unbleviebale. Who decided 1x1 hallways were acceptable for bedrroms....3x3 or bust.
bobnova decided to create............................
a bucket. Go sit in a corner Bobnova. Buckets are not articfacts.
Manager still hasn't apporved mybed requst. NEED BEDS NOW, MUCH LIKE CONSTRUCTING ADDITONAL PYLONS.
kkk
Putting a roof on the extension of the skyway. Tstop dwarves from vomiting. Pansies. Minneapolis has skyways, humans dont start vomiting when exposed ot sunlight on Nicollet Avenue. dwarves not as good as humans, confirmed.
Ghostly Brwer has een laid to rest. No more will his spirits haunts us with his presnences.
SMooth stone looks lia Shit, forget that. Smooth stone looks a lot better with stuff than rough stone. Bleeping buzzards. I will DESTROY YOU!
INWTERWERWERWER. WINTER HAS COME.
I'm a bit........well, out of sorts right now. I'lll wmake it th ough.
Towers! We need to build Towers! Wat kind of fortress is it if it doesn't have a tower reaching towards the sky anyway?
Thirsty dwarves? Get some alcohol yo stupied people! I certainly have. Yes.
I'm like Sonata Dusk right now. How the fuck do I do anything, stare into space to find the answers.
Aluminum blocks. Crap. Talk about a waste of good metal. Well, might as well put in the Tower of Infinite Perspective.
Cerol jus gave irth. hooray and stuff. Son of a...no, I didn't want to mine out the mayor's sroom. Well, fill in wall I guess. I also made some extra space for peoples to peol....wrong word, populate with stuff such as workshops orbedrooms if they are so inclined. Storage closets as well.
The RENDER-FAT [orodufidnidsnfdsicndslighdlkgsdjl producing gob bug still esits.
Can't bleive I'm building a tower out of wood.
Flanderbrand was cooked many masterpieces of many different types of ood. Not ood. Food. Ood are Doctor Who aliens. Unsure of taste.
I uh can't do much during winter. I'm kind of sleeping through half the season. Kind of not. p,eo,es ksfd;f;e. Sometinmes , df gets tedious. My work is tediou.s Mille Lacs isn't exactly atiny lake with only a few proterpites to look at after all.
Holy shit, these dwarves build insanely fast. It's the beards isn't it. They make you work faster.
Some gu yn ameeddddd minkot likes an bismoth bronze axe.
By the old gods and the new, it's late winter already? That season flew by.
The manager still hasn't approve my 30 beds. Beds on repeat. Dwarves NEED SLEEP.
And spring has arrived! Sorry about that lack of pics. Link to follow
Post by: Jervill on November 08, 2014, 02:37:24 am
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10041 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10041)
Pretty uneventful year, all things considered.
Post by: Shoruke on November 08, 2014, 02:42:39 am
Eh, fuck it. I'm drunk now I may as well play it. The October 19th save, right?What? No it should be the Oct 31 save noooooo~
...Funny turn though.
Post by: Jervill on November 08, 2014, 02:43:37 am
Shit.
Post by: Shoruke on November 08, 2014, 03:08:48 am
There is one way to solve this
Declare a thumb war
Alternatively
We could have a haiku-off
Victor's turn is real
Post by: Jervill on November 08, 2014, 03:13:03 am
I've got to go to bed anyway, I'll let the person who follows us choose (perhaps both!) which one to follow.
Post by: Shoruke on November 08, 2014, 03:15:36 am
with two DF windows open, one for each save. I hope you've got a good processor on your computer...
Disclaimer: Should the next player take this post seriously and actually attempt to play two instances of DF simultaneously, I accept no liability for when your computer explodes
Post by: Bobnova on November 08, 2014, 11:18:54 am
I love the conversion rate of fuck tons to shit loads, that cracked me up.
Actually I was grinning or giggling through most of that turn.
Post by: Omeganaut on November 08, 2014, 11:49:22 am
We have a shit load of logs in this fortress. For future reference, a shit load is about 10 fuck tons.
Kamin2 became an axe lord. Chicagoland won't know what hit it.
...
bobnova decided to create....
a bucket. Go sit in a corner Bobnova. Buckets are not articfacts.
Post by: Jervill on November 08, 2014, 02:44:51 pm
Post by: Chevaleresse on November 08, 2014, 02:47:19 pm
Post by: Omeganaut on November 08, 2014, 02:47:38 pm
Post by: Scruffy on November 08, 2014, 05:07:28 pm
I find it amusing that you complained about the (usable) bucket rather than the (useless) perfect gem.Yes.
Atleast now they have something to barf in if they have to go above ground.
Post by: Random_Dragon on November 08, 2014, 05:11:12 pm
Post by: Kamin on November 08, 2014, 06:02:10 pm
Kamin2 became an axe lord. Chicagoland won't know what hit it.
Awwwwwww! Jervill remembers where I'm from! That's absurd but I love it <3 0u0
Edit: Now to decide whose turn will be "the" turn...
Post by: TD1 on November 08, 2014, 06:08:30 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on November 08, 2014, 06:10:58 pm
Speaking of which, still trying to figure out from where he started off. >_>
Post by: Kamin on November 08, 2014, 06:17:39 pm
Post by: Bobnova on November 08, 2014, 06:38:13 pm
They were both such glorious turns.
I think I have to go with Jervill's, just cause my dorf made an artifact pukebucket :D
Post by: Shoruke on November 08, 2014, 09:05:45 pm
Post by: Chevaleresse on November 08, 2014, 11:05:58 pm
Post by: Ruhn on November 10, 2014, 12:33:16 pm
Poll it is. It's a shame either way, but I suppose whomever takes the next turn can just glance at the poll and go from there. Did I not update the OP with the correct turn link, by the way? I hope I did.Whichever wins should be clearly marked.
I might have pre-gamed a little too much there. It took an hour to download and launch the save (maybe longer?). I kept losing the save and trying to re-install 40.14. Then that spill happened and things went down hill.
Post by: Jervill on November 10, 2014, 07:02:41 pm
Post by: Shoruke on November 15, 2014, 03:15:36 am
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on November 15, 2014, 03:58:15 am
Probably not possible with only half a bottle of sherry, so may head out to get some more booze
Alright then, let us commence.
Stockpiles:
-3/4 of 750ml sherry
-750 ml Martinique Sauvignon Blanc (The taste of temptation, according to label)
-200 ml Castle Brand brandy (Very cheap)
To choose which save I'll be using, a coin will be flipped.
While using the poll may sate the popular opinion, the impartiality of a coin flip is better.
Heads: shoruke
Tails: Jervill
Result(best of 3):Heads, Tails, Heads.
Splendid, now I start drinking.
Drinking tally:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on November 15, 2014, 06:48:45 am
If ever I find the save.
I am actually drunk. and this for the sake of !!!DRUNK FORTRESS!!!
Almost ready to start.
Fear not, this time I am sure I will complete a turn.
In time.
EDITIRIO: I drank sake a few times. Never got drunk on it. Interesting idea, attaining sake for the sole purpose of getting drunk.
Double vision cliche setting in.
Post by: Shoruke on November 15, 2014, 07:39:02 am
Jervill's save (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10041)
For dwarfing purposes.Have fun, don't hurt yourself too much ;DSpoiler: Dwarfing List (click to show/hide)
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on November 15, 2014, 08:06:16 am
Starting now.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Random_Dragon on November 15, 2014, 08:17:06 am
Okay.
Starting now.Starting to dworf people now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ooh, I finally catch a game in-progress? Can't recall if I've been dorfed lately.
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on November 15, 2014, 08:27:43 am
Ooh, I finally catch a game in-progress? Can't recall if I've been dorfed lately.
Well, now you have been and such.
Edit: void.
Post by: Omeganaut on November 15, 2014, 09:22:07 am
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on November 15, 2014, 09:37:29 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bobnova on November 15, 2014, 12:08:46 pm
Which save is being used?
Post by: Jervill on November 15, 2014, 12:34:14 pm
Post by: Omeganaut on November 15, 2014, 03:36:58 pm
Post by: Shoruke on November 15, 2014, 06:59:51 pm
All that magma though, awesome :P
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on November 15, 2014, 08:15:00 pm
mid-autumn now, will post save here.
perhaps somoene can save it.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10077
aaaaand done.
now sleep.
Post by: Bobnova on November 15, 2014, 08:37:58 pm
This fort has actually lasted quite a while, it's now survived squad attacks, weregeckos (that was this one, right?), lava spills, sieges, minotaurs, it's a pretty solid list.
Post by: Jervill on November 15, 2014, 09:24:08 pm
And wow. If anyone can save this fortress while drunk I'll be very impressed. :P
Post by: Random_Dragon on November 15, 2014, 10:27:07 pm
And yeah, I fear the fort is fucked next turn. o3o
Post by: Jervill on November 15, 2014, 11:43:44 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on November 15, 2014, 11:50:14 pm
There's one non-insane, non-hurt dwarf...and he has a strange mood. In addition, it's still under invasion. Odds of survival are very, very low.
Oh shit, what. So who all's currently dorfed and what are their
Post by: Jervill on November 15, 2014, 11:57:32 pm
Really, the fort is screwed unless you choose my alternate universe save at this point.
That, or start a new one.
Post by: Bobnova on November 16, 2014, 11:33:37 am
I think whoever goes next should run the last five minutes of that one, and then use Jervills.
Totally up to them of course, but it seems fitting.
Post by: Shoruke on November 19, 2014, 10:46:18 pm
Odds of survival are very, very low.
I'd say that's a... highly optimistic estimation.
My take on the situation is "thou art fucked but proper".
Post by: Jervill on November 21, 2014, 09:43:05 pm
I am curious, to be honest. I mean, I took turn 3 way back when and have no idea how many turns have passed since then. Omeganaut? Scruffy? Do you know?
Post by: Bobnova on November 21, 2014, 09:59:11 pm
That's really hard to say.
Post by: Kamin on November 22, 2014, 02:50:59 am
Just how many total turns have been taken in this succession game, may I ask?
I am curious, to be honest. I mean, I took turn 3 way back when and have no idea how many turns have passed since then. Omeganaut? Scruffy? Do you know?
According to my records, it's 9 or 10 (two turn eights this time around). As far as the wholeeeeee !!DrunkFort!! experience? It is a mystery :o
Post by: Shoruke on November 22, 2014, 03:43:00 am
Just how many total turns have been taken in this succession game, may I ask?
I am curious, to be honest. I mean, I took turn 3 way back when and have no idea how many turns have passed since then. Omeganaut? Scruffy? Do you know?
According to my records, it's 9 or 10 (two turn eights this time around). As far as the wholeeeeee !!DrunkFort!! experience? It is a mystery :o
I think you'd need a small team of people to really clear that up. Get five people together, set up a game of Smash Bros, take turns reading through the thread and counting the turns... if you try to go through too much of it at once, the insanity just starts getting you.
Post by: Scruffy on November 22, 2014, 11:06:26 am
Edit: Might aswell do it sometime. Would just finding all the turns and listing links to those posts be enough?
This got me thinking about the pdf file. I suppose that it should be removed from the first post since I never got around to finishing it and it is really low quality. I got around to thinking about making one (now that I actually know how) again but it is a real pain in the arse because of the large pictures that have to be either manually scaled down (which makes them hard to read and takes alot of work) or the whole thing will be hard to read because of pdf viewers try to fit the whole width on screen.
Making a catalogue of the whole drunkfortress history with links to the posts would be much more managable and less messy since it could be read from the forums.
Post by: Jervill on November 22, 2014, 11:51:09 am
First turn is on page 6. It goes:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Guys, we have destroyed 13 fortresses and two entire worlds. This in a grand total of 110 turns and I swear half were done by Scruffy. :P
EDIT: Apparently I missed shoruke's second in a row turn. So that's 111.
Post by: Omeganaut on November 22, 2014, 01:48:18 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Then Here is the turns since v40, 17 or 18 of them, depending on how you count.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The other issue is counting years or turns, because those are very different things, even if they weren't intended to be at the start. Also scuffy explored two of the forts in adventure mode.
But Yes, I do believe Scruffy has been the most prolific, although not by so large a margin. I organized the dorfing list mostly by # of turns, then by earliest turn, then earliest post in the thread for bystanders.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bobnova on November 22, 2014, 02:06:27 pm
I actually had a post linking the turns and was working through it, made it to turn 10 (Fort 3, Year 2) (rcmgames) when Firefox crapped out on me and I lost the post.
First turn is on page 6. It goes:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Guys, we have destroyed 13 fortresses and two entire worlds. This in a grand total of 110 turns and I swear half were done by Scruffy. :P
Might be a record, at least for world destruction :D
Thanks for the list!
Post by: Shoruke on November 22, 2014, 09:45:59 pm
First turn is on page 6. It goes:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Guys, we have destroyed 13 fortresses and two entire worlds. This in a grand total of 110 turns and I swear half were done by Scruffy. :P
Well damn, I didn't know we had an intelligible list. Much thank! Also, that quote went right onto the TvTropes page (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DwarfFortress/DrunkFortress).
EDIT: That list is missing my second-in-a-row turn...
Post by: Jervill on November 23, 2014, 10:58:15 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shoruke on November 30, 2014, 08:54:48 am
And then after switched to the alternate timeline, 2 of the last 3...
Post by: Naryar on December 05, 2014, 05:28:09 pm
Just saying hi. But in around one month I will definitely devote an evening to Drunk Fortress !
Dwarf Fortress is just too complex to handle properly drunk, but that's why it's !!Fun!!. Although I seem to be doing quite fine...
I hope Scruffy and Clover are still playing, they make the best drunken turns.
Post by: Kamin on December 05, 2014, 06:00:01 pm
I hope Scruffy and Clover are still playing, they make the best drunken turns.Scruffmaster still plays, but it's been an age and a half since Clover has been around (or even commented, at least as far as I can recall... Which admittedly isn't much).
Post by: Jervill on December 05, 2014, 07:39:13 pm
Also, Yoink has taken a turn before right? It sounds as if he's getting drunk sometime soon...if he can be persuaded to play again.
Post by: Naryar on December 06, 2014, 05:14:41 am
Now, now, those turns were fun, but new players also bring their own flavor of fun to the fortress, so I wouldn't mind it at all if a new player came in and played. :)
Also, Yoink has taken a turn before right? It sounds as if he's getting drunk sometime soon...if he can be persuaded to play again.
I see you and Shoruke have taken over drunk fortress. That's fine, the more drunken players the more Fun.
Post by: Shoruke on December 06, 2014, 08:02:44 pm
I see you and Shoruke have taken over drunk fortress.I challenge you to take it back from us. :D
Or someone new could do it, either way is fine.
EDIT: You guys, the last turn was almost a month ago. If nobody else takes a turn in the next 3 days, then I will, Shoruke-overdose be damned!
Post by: Shoruke on December 14, 2014, 09:06:07 am
Spoiler: picture of sangria (click to show/hide)
Thing I like about the Katakana alphabet, is that I can actually read stuff.
senngaria<*something*waenn&fuRUtsu>
they were probably trying to say Sangria (red wine and fruits)
Wait, I forgot to buy coke. Let's see what else I have... milk, or peach tea. Well, let's see if vodka + peach tea is any good.
*tries it*
...That's... disturbingly easy to get through. This could be very bad for me. Could make for a great turn, though.
Well, I downed that entire bottle of sangria, a shot of straight whiskey, and a couple shots of vodka...
So, even though it means I account for 3 of 4 and 2 of 3 of the last turns, here I gooooo~
Post by: Shoruke on December 14, 2014, 12:51:26 pm
Spoiler: that took a really long time (click to show/hide)
Here have a
zzz (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10249)
P.S. my drinking tally
-1 bottle of sangria
-2 gulps of whiskey
-I don't know how much vodka I started with, but I'm out now
*the next morning*
W-what did I do to my poor tummy...
why don't my eyes work properly...
WHY IS SKYPE SUDDENLY IN GERMAN
also, I don't know why part of the post about starting the new fort is up in the part about the previous fort.
As for whoever's next, I feel kinda bad about just nixing Jervill's turn, so... if you can make his save work, start from there.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 15, 2014, 10:10:20 am
Post by: Bobnova on December 15, 2014, 10:16:54 pm
That was hilarious.
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on December 16, 2014, 10:38:31 am
Hilarious, incoherent madness.
With this new fort, my urge to get drunk has increased.
Damned be thee, shoruke!
Post by: Knit tie on December 17, 2014, 01:10:09 pm
Can I play?
Yes I can, downloading now.
18 UK units in the blood, however much this is, let's gooooooooooooo!
Alrignt, who's in the queue to get dorfed?
Spoiler: Woo, I'm playing (click to show/hide)
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 17, 2014, 01:36:24 pm
I'm pretty drunk right now.
Can I play?
Yes I can, downloading now.
18 UK units in the blood, however much this is, let's gooooooooooooo!
Alrignt, who's in the queue to get dorfed?
Ah, glad to see someone new giving it a shot, hope I'm not derping and posting several hours late. o3o
I guess myself, and um...now where'd that dorflist go...
EDIT: Oh good, the listed forum time is only an hour off, so I'm not hilariously late.
Post by: Knit tie on December 17, 2014, 02:12:02 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Jervill on December 17, 2014, 08:17:09 pm
In the same turn!?
Post by: Knit tie on December 17, 2014, 08:59:45 pm
Did...did you just destroy two fortresses?Yup.
In the same turn!?
Starved one, flooded the other.
Should I post a save?
Post by: Shoruke on December 17, 2014, 09:10:21 pm
Did...did you just destroy two fortresses?
In the same turn!?
I...
wh-
you can't just...
HOW?!?
that's actually pretty funny :P
(although you're a bit too quick to decide "screw it, I lose" IMHO)
Post by: Knit tie on December 17, 2014, 09:14:38 pm
There was actually a several months' worth of time between me designating the dormitory and abandoning the fortress, filled mostly with dwarves starving and dying.Did...did you just destroy two fortresses?
In the same turn!?
I...
wh-
n-no...
you can't just...
HOW?!?
You know, on second thought, that's actually pretty funny :P although you're a bit too quick to decide "screw it, I lose" IMHO
Post by: Shoruke on December 17, 2014, 09:22:55 pm
All is well and good and funny then 8)
(except for the part where Dwarves are dying. So sad, but this is drunk fortress, so it's unavoidable)
oh, and welcome to the fortress, thanks for playing! More new players is always a good thing :D
Post by: Bobnova on December 17, 2014, 09:39:43 pm
Definitely post the save!
Also, welcome to Drunk Fortress!
Post by: Knit tie on December 17, 2014, 09:58:22 pm
Post by: Yoink on December 19, 2014, 12:15:26 am
Now, now, those turns were fun, but new players also bring their own flavor of fun to the fortress, so I wouldn't mind it at all if a new player came in and played. :)Well, since you asked so nicely... I think I'll take a turn tonight/this evening.
Also, Yoink has taken a turn before right? It sounds as if he's getting drunk sometime soon...if he can be persuaded to play again.
Just have to figure out what (cheap) booze to buy for the occasion. :)
Edit: Well, I have the save, and I think I'm starting to get drunk- I just startred shooting my teammates in Plants vs Zombies and wondering why they weren't dying. :P So, am I supposed to start a new fort on the save? I really don't this will end well, but I suppose that's kind of the point. I'll try to get it to at least last longer than the last one... >.>
Post by: Yoink on December 19, 2014, 08:17:05 am
Okay, so I've had about 5... and then I stiopped coiunting... and then about priobaly 5 more? 6? Shots of booze tonight.
Mostly jt.aeger with one shot of whiskey (which I'm sure my friend won't miss,. hhehe.). My typing is far wosrs than I expected it to be, so I mightjust be drunk enough to start. Well, I'll staet choosing an embark, anyway/ .
Wish me luck...
Edit: Pkay I picked our emabark spiot and set things up, probably not very vwell but oh wekkl.
My keyboard isn't very goodf, pokay? It's not entirely my drunkeness... I'm not correcting typios of any kind.
Anyway,m DF has frozen up as usual at the embark bit, so I guess I'm reazldyu. I'll save more regularly this time, since zi'm pretty sure this computer is the one I had the unfortunate BSOD on... lthough I'm tbnpot really nsure,.
Edit: (http://i.imgur.com/r0laFOm.png) MKAE OF this what you will, because I am too drunk to be bothered reading it.
What did our fort get named? Edit: I thjink I will start a new post... so ans not to annoy people or something? Yeah. Din't woprry.
I'll try to spoiletr things for now on.
Well gtreat, [ep[;e still aren;t nuilfinhn sbivreground things properly, <,<
I thought this was supposed tp ne fixef?
Post by: Yoink on December 19, 2014, 08:29:31 am
Spoiler: first bit[[img (click to show/hide)
Well, thisbn should be fyun. Puring another shot now; it is 11:30 PM.
desigswated shit to be dug out. Maybe a dorm I guess.
Anyeway, going to take a piss now. brb.
I should porably dorf someone now, shouldn't I. Fuck. Um.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was looking for the shit on who to dorf, bu I can't find it. Fuck it. :P
:Let's pour another shot instead, eh?
I have this badass, limitedx edition Jagemesiter pouring thing. Also Jaegermeister (the correct spekking, whatever that is) doesn;t appear i my autocerrect lists, Ny idea how to fix that?) is............. awwesome? O think I had something to say about it here, but I fgorgot, and I;m not supposed to correct typis and the like so wbhatg..... whatever. :
Spoiler: kamin (click to show/hide)
Dojm't fucking blame me, I just diorfed 'em.
Okay nexts....
Okay, forfed Bobnova and Scruffy. Shit, still haven;t drank my shot.. I'll remember that now and -remedy, I meant- thatr nowe and dorf the rest of ya.
[spoiler[(http://i.imgur.com/DlKRMpr.png)
Okahy I am going to take a leak now, I think I;ve dorefed all o fyou. brb etcetera. Let's see what happeneed while I',m away... [/spoiler]
Oh shit, I still have a carton of iced coffe to drink. >.> Whoops.
Anywa, let's get back to the fort. I honestly do not remember whatw as going on.
Huh, shit, it ;looks like my woodcutter(s) jave cutten dpown al the trees I designsted. I was going to checj something butb now I can;t remember what,
What do I need to do to get a dwarf dopr ip and running anyway?! Beds, I guess. That;s a good atart. Let's dp it.
20th obsidoian, 194, late winter.
Shit, why am O the pnly one digging? IO fdon't remember activiating digging jobds on my dorf... tukme for some more coffe, and then some more jager...... how do I makee and umlaut symbol with a normal English keyboard, anyeway?
22nd Obsidian: thisn Pplants vs Zombies music is getting annoying, I think It's time for some music of my own choosijng. *puts pn headphon es*.
Havinf A SHOT NOW, BUT i'MNOT SURE HOW manty since the last one.... maybe 3? Also my browser just froze yup for a long, terrifying moment, dso I', going to makema backup of what I ahve so far.
OkAY, TUNME ro listen to some Cryptic Slaughter... Lowlife. Fucking awesoeme song, I have iut stuck in my head most days.
(http://i.imgur.com/QXf9zM4.png)
I think I should statrt A new spoiler... 9(this was a;; 1 spoiler up until now)
Okay, I'm trying to build some workshiops, specifically carpenmters workshops, and other stuff, shouldn't be too hard, right?
3rd Hematitie, 195: Wow, this is working far more smoothl y thasn I thought it would be.
I have some people building workships andnd and above groudn building of unkjown bpurpiose and stuff. Shpuld be fun!
Also appaerrwntly I drank at least haldf of this btottle of jaeger ages ago, and am now officially fuckedf up. Woo! :P
8th Hemaitite, 195
Okay we are building stuff, like a house and stuff asnf worskhops to do stuffff in. Should be gpod.
I lkinda need to give soeme people new jobs but that it hard work right niw,
19th HHematite
okay the roof ios done, I think. I can't remember quite what I built this building for, Ibut I am sure it was important.
Still no migrant, we have a population of 7. Aklso I had another shot of jager when my friend was pout of the room... I guess I might as well have oanother since he isn't back yet. :))
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
26th Hematite: Okay it looks ads though absiolutelyu fucking nothing hsds hasppened. Woo.
Wow fuck.
It sticks over onto 27t and ,igrants arrive. Migrants. Fuck. -_-
Let's seree if we get anypne useful... lie some sort of vblister pack.
....Wow, ythe first two migrnts seems to have vombat skills. How crzy/badass!
The dowbnise id, I can't really remember ohow to make a militar/... oh well. Let's sseee who else shows up.
3rd Malachjite, 195
Ot looks like we have.. A metalcrafter named Inod, whjo is currentluy hungting, aspparentlu,
a fd=arner named Idewn whi is being a lazy fuck, and another laxy fuck named Fujkod who is.l... parently... a LYE MAKER>
Well then, Fukod, I am sure you'lll ho fsr in tyhid world... (also the light over mhy keyboard ot yturned off just now, nit you can;t tell can you??_)
5th Malachite,195
Naryar ius the onlu one getting dshit done.
Qwell, axtually a bunch of people are getting in on ther act now, but BNarywar was ge furstr, .
ALet's see whatr's happening in my headphones. lso aopparentlkyt the hugntert ...HUNTER just ran oyut of ammutionion. Well, shit,.
What am I supposed to do?!
KLet's put mt geadphones on and se what's happening.
AW shit, my left leg just fell asleep. Sorru gfor the delau.
Anywa, now I have approporoate ,music, time to get back to work. I shalll pour anoter short sto celebrate. )(pfft, liver faliure, whomcares?!)
Justr saved tghe game, am listening oto Nux Vomica right now. RFriend turned the ligthts off, is darker thn normal. Sorru.
Sorry.
Anyway, hdfd,. have a picture of the crurrent fort!
(http://i.imgur.com/DaDBOiY.png)
Those are the two main levels, anyway. I'm goinh to get back to work now, wansu. Anyway. And maybe have annother shot.......
3rd Gakena : WJew. tjere gpes ampother shot, ahah.
Now, I need to build some rooms and offices and shit.
Post by: Naryar on December 19, 2014, 11:31:03 am
Also expect me to play Drunk Fort back by the second week of January.
Yoink's turn was... well, I cannot make sense of his last post :P
Post by: Yoink on December 19, 2014, 11:41:58 am
:P
...Wait no, I'll keep editing stuff into my slast popst. Sorry,.
Post by: Shoruke on December 19, 2014, 12:39:51 pm
Yoink cancels format post: rekt.
(It's pretty funny though :P)
Post by: Scruffy on December 19, 2014, 02:08:17 pm
Yoink? You still concious in there?
Post the save when you are done
Post by: Jervill on December 19, 2014, 03:15:25 pm
My computer seems to have died.:(
Completely. :C
Post by: Scruffy on December 19, 2014, 03:37:31 pm
Well, judging from a post a couple of hours ago, he probably won't be able to upload the save:Aww darnMy computer seems to have died.:(
Completely. :C
Post by: Bobnova on December 19, 2014, 05:57:35 pm
Sucks about Yoink's computer that, that's an issue.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 19, 2014, 06:08:01 pm
Post by: Yoink on December 19, 2014, 06:10:47 pm
I kinda passed out when my computer did- it wouldn't boot up and gave me some weird error message I've never even seen before. :o
Maybe it was taking swigs of my jäeger when I wasn't looking...
It's working now, so I'll see what I can salvage of the save, but apparently the internet here is down because someone forgot to pay the bill. ::)
No need to wait for me, if anyone wants to take a turn go ahead! I don't think I got very far. I am honestly dreading reading what I did do. :P
Edit: I present to you, the save! (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10277)
I thought I'd lost it entirely, since my computer said something about a 'system restore'.
Somehow, though, despite it actually erasing Dwarf Fortress itself, the save survived. How, I do not know.
I didn't get very far through the year, unsurprisingly. >.> I thought I'd lost some progress, but looking back I think I just didn't get a whole lot done. Oh well. It was fun.
Post by: Shoruke on December 20, 2014, 12:33:49 am
That's like... being so awesome it literally hurts.
Post by: TheFlame52 on December 20, 2014, 06:11:47 pm
Well jeez. Getting drunk enough that your liver fails is one thing, but I don't think I've ever heard of someone getting so drunk their computer died.Sig'd
That's like... being so awesome it literally hurts.
Post by: Yoink on December 21, 2014, 12:28:14 pm
Well jeez. Getting drunk enough that your liver fails is one thing, but I don't think I've ever heard of someone getting so drunk their computer died.
That's like... being so awesome it literally hurts.
Hahahaha, thanks! :))
If no-one is planning on taking a turn in the near future I think I might finish my year. I still have half a bottle of the stuff.
I do have stuff I need to get done today, so it won't be 'til later if I do. I'd rather not play twice in a row, but y'know. I feel like I need to redeem myself after that shambles, hehe.
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on December 21, 2014, 12:38:09 pm
The Meister doth fucketh one up.
Post by: Scruffy on December 21, 2014, 05:29:42 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/1QPDyRh.jpg)
Beware dorfs, for your misery is just the beginning. They are going to dig a hole. A deepå, beard-filled, drunken little stinkhole full of bearded, angry little drunken vermin.
Edit:
I de cided that a litre of 16% home wine should be enough for tonight. It is 1am for me and I have stuff to do tomorrow so this is REALLY a bad decision but I don't care at the moment. I'll just do this in fast pace over the course of a few hours and be horribly hungover tomorrow. (today) Quickly chucked down half a litre so. Whoo..
Can't get the save to open. Must be using the wrong version
Downloaded 40.21. It launches but can't get Dwarf, The Rapist to work. Grr
Not sure if this works properly. Too drunk. Downloaded a the 40.20 version of the rapist memory layout, chanced the checksum and name to 40.21 and trying to use it with 40.19 version of the rapis t. It seems to talk with the game just fine but it is an older version. Hopefullyl it will work. Too drunk to wonder about github and stuff
Post by: Scruffy on December 21, 2014, 06:32:51 pm
I haven't played in a while and I'm not familiar with the current dorf personality and thought mechanics.
Doesn't matter. THe dorfs won't notice. They will be miserable no matter what version I'm using.
10 dorfs. 9 idling. how åpleasant. I*; GOING TO MAKE ThEM INTO PROPER DORFS! NO SlACKING!
My keyboard is not working properly. can't make some marks
Reconnected it. Can't use many keys.
HURRAH! it was winamp hotkays. turned them off fxid it. too much thinking . must stop thinking this hard
FOOD! Really costly deep freezed tom kha (yep, crappy) iut was pretty horrible quality. The "microwavable" plastic container melted in the heat.
Drank 2/3 of the booze. Ned to get another litre.
I'nm going to edfile Defile the fortress with tilesets and there is nothing you can do to stop me!
Trees. so many trees. BLASPHEMY! FELL THEM
npble jobs. need bookkeeper
need bpiks
Must get basics worlking before too drunkj
broker? who is an useless idler? Kamin. Yes.
m y butchered rapuist doesnt work. can read jobs but can't assign them. ARGHG
REAL DRUNK FORT PLAYERS DON*T NEED THE RAPIST! URIST AI MENU! BARUK ARMOK!
sealed the staircase to freedo m 5 tirecases to surface
connected two separete sides of fort
ugly fort.
mneed to find soil. farms
DOLOMITE! EVERYTHING IS BLOODY DOLOMIte!
HJERE WE WILL HAVE 2D FORtrESS! No magma conscrabtions this time. I will dig. The dorgfs will die.. DFIG! DIG!
and make this fort into something beautiful and impractically 2d. MINE!
(http://i.imgur.com/xL0GrWU.png)
2/10 dorfs work. miners. all we need is miners. others are just to supplu the mintere
THE BUMS HAVE NO PROPER JOB EXPERIENCE! WHAT DOD YOU DO WHN YOU EmparkeD WiTH theM?
Assigned hobs. Without the rapist. the lazy bastards will be less efficient this way.
Must mine
No stockpiles. 2 workshops. What did you do YoiunK?
Damp? DIG ANYWAY! WATERY GRAVEY
WALLS TO PROTeCT US! DOLOTMIE!
(http://i.imgur.com/cABoNbg.png)
Armok and Urist at Tanagra.
Shaka, when the forts fell
!
Sthomach. Feel file shit.
Bloody outside world. We don't need no outside world. Wall of the exits. The migrants can build their own fortress and share it with tegh gobbos.
bedrooms. too big. make them smaller
I will turn this for profitable reven if it is the last thing i do
(http://i.imgur.com/XMzA9VN.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/C1WrtTy.png)
mioners don't need to mine. tthey are too imporatnt
Traders...
Rob
Tge mountain bastaredas want ammunition and quivers. we are going to give the..
NO! ROB THEM! NO SELLI NG!
Farmer will not do anythign except plant. yes. PLUNP HELMETS! MINING! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS
BeDROOMS!
GOOD FORTRESS! YES!
MIGRANTS! GO WAYA!
Lovely soup.
Yoink cancels give food: no food
Erm.. Ooops? Hospital
pic5
Noble housng
Kamin is happy. That is all thamatters
Naryua chief medical dorf
(http://i.imgur.com/INy1Rtq.png)
PROGRESS!
sorry kamin. yiur bookkeeping has to be accurate. no heroics for you. sorry
'
bloody soup. should have chicken and champignion. found 1 piece of each.
Butcher. Food. Dorfs need food to mine
The tower grows
Industry! Smelting¨Water? BLEH! Must get rid of the foul stuff
Drain the ppols
burn wood. make picks. mine. destroy forest. MINE MORE!
ramp to the roof. must build
Diggy diggy hol,e
Gettomg a bot jimgru agaim
A bit hungry again
build a main staircase
tje fort is fery difrerent than a trn ago
DIFFERENT THAN A TURN AGO. Darm
(http://i.imgur.com/3JYM6xV.png)
crap freezes in the winter. interesting
(http://i.imgur.com/iuVe1Qh.png)
caverns
walling them ooff
(http://i.imgur.com/uXLla9l.png)
Cabybara. Go away. You're dryunk
wood charcoal. smelting. making picks. must mine. minitis
Finally we have wood and booze
m,ore caverns
CRUNDLES! ARMOK BLESS US! CRUNDLESS! WE HAVE STRUCK A vEIN OF CRUNDLES!
HORRORS! CRUNDLES IN THE DEEP!
THIRD CAERNS! YES!
More bedrooms. Hospitals. Diningroom
If there is one thing I can do is make these damn dwarfholes into productive little sweatshops.
The dorfs must stay alive to dig an to do that they must have what ever the dorfs need
Half of the embark has winter. the other does not
warm stone. oh yes
the jobs are tiring to set without the help of th'e DWARF, THE RAPIST
no idlers. work. CRAFT½! PRODUCE! DO THE DORF THING!
Oh yes. Caverns. Beatifulö aern.
so much wate3r. filthy water
need to find iron
Only one gate to separate the outside world. I will leave it to the next player to build the fefences. heh heh. Yoiur probler, .
ELVES..
FILTHY ELVES!
For the first tiem I am a tht going to rob the elves. they are not worth it. bloody hippies.
nothing worth stealing
migrants
No militia. That is up to the next player too. Hah hah. Your problem bozo
Uh oh. I just had to say that..
(http://i.imgur.com/Vafcldy.png)
WERELIZARDS! MORE WERELIZARDS! LUCKY!
Damn it. The wereliza<rd is attacking elves. Making were elves. Damn it. I want weredwarves
erm.. Enisea. Sorry. You were gored to death by a lzard
SEAL THE FORT! AGAIN! LET THEM STARVE!
erm.. a child killed the werebeast. A 5 year old..
(http://i.imgur.com/cSCMudA.png)
I'll let thje contaminated future weredorfs ins. jus t for the future overseer's sake. Hewh heh
magmasea
Magmaforges!
New water and fishing zones too
oops,. collapse. a few drowned dorfs. no biggeie
(http://i.imgur.com/mM8ffm9.png)
'work little dorfs, work .more woof. more evertytng
O h yes, we won't starve.
i need mroe booze
Stop griefing or being horrigfied you bozos. you have work to do and we have elves to slay
Wait? erm.. No. Oh well. Nobody will miss that one caravan
second entenrenc. better entenrece than just 5 staircase sleading to the surface
Still havent foudn any metal. insande wild boar
(http://i.imgur.com/RbGuH2v.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/haD5XzF.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Wqo9IN1.png)
v(http://i.imgur.com/048rhTG.png)
NO NO NO THE MAGMA WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE BREACHED YEt!
more migrants., dont want em. time for another turn. a yuear has pased. I think
Ireally hope for the next overseer¨s sake that we will have a new version of therapist
(http://i.imgur.com/WhkLmbp.png)
Producing beds, cabinets, coffers, coffins and doors on repeat. the imporant stuff
I drank 2 litres of 16% stuff. Damn
Edit: only 1.5l
1 thousand drink and 452 meals. A big step from 0 in the bei´ginning
It's a beraifful fortress. I will leave it to the ext overseer. It is early autumg like when I satart. I think. Perhaps.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10299
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on December 21, 2014, 07:26:19 pm
Seal off ze walls, as long as dwarf has booze, dwarf needs not fresh air.
I should sleep, but ze scruffy plays.
Post by: Yoink on December 21, 2014, 11:22:19 pm
WERETHINGS EVERYWHERE
(also good turn, even if I cannot make heads nor tails of the tileset! :P)
Edit: Also also I didn't "do" much of anything, that's kinda the problem here...
Post by: TD1 on December 22, 2014, 09:22:52 am
Good job! :P
Post by: Shoruke on December 24, 2014, 07:05:28 am
TL;DR it's my turn.
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on December 24, 2014, 08:30:00 am
Shoruke strikes again.
Post by: Shoruke on December 24, 2014, 10:30:32 am
Spoiler: snape dies lol (click to show/hide)
Have a thinkg (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10310)
rember ther'es maigtrants
kbai
HAHAHAHA
Post by: Naryar on December 24, 2014, 12:33:01 pm
Post by: uggi on December 24, 2014, 06:29:18 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Yoink on December 24, 2014, 07:54:35 pm
Scruffy of all people salvages the fort and gets it back on its feet after my failure, and then in the next turn everyone gets horribly slaughtered by a forgotten beast. :D Great turn Shoruke, and this is already hilarious, Uggi! One heck of a 'rescue'. :P
I'm guessing all three of my dorfs are dead by now, hahah.
That sure is a pretty brutal FB for a Drunk Fortress to have to deal with...
Post by: Shoruke on December 24, 2014, 08:31:26 pm
Oh my gosh, you guys! Do you remember that part where I kept predicting that we were having Doomed Idyllic Hometown syndrome?
I was right. Gods above, the tropes are real.
Post by: uggi on December 24, 2014, 08:36:58 pm
Ooh, a new rescue team has arrived!! Good luck, bastards!
Save! (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10314)
Post by: Shoruke on December 24, 2014, 09:15:17 pm
Say what you will about the stupidity of drunks and our dorfs, at least we're tenacious.
Post by: Scruffy on December 25, 2014, 01:03:16 pm
By the way, !!drunkfort!! thread just breached 100.000 views. Half of the Hall of fame sticky thread views! 8)
Post by: Yoink on December 25, 2014, 11:39:22 pm
...Now that that's out of the way, it's Boxing Day and I hope to take a turn late tonight. Does anyone else have any plans to play? I probably won't be ready to take my turn for at least... uh... eight hours or so, so there's plenty of time in there for people to drink away all memory of Christmas and take a turn!
I'm mainly saying this 'cause I doubt sober-me could salvage this fort, let alone drunk-me...
Post by: Shoruke on December 26, 2014, 12:41:39 am
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on December 26, 2014, 01:01:59 am
Then, in stumbled a horde of drunken louts.
They desecrated the fountains in a most heinous manner, allowed foul beasts to roam the halls and ate all the good food.
So it came to be that they were punished with death, for the wrath of Dionysus is terrible to behold.
Who shall be next to enter the gates, to attempt to claim Olympus itself?
If this tale makes no sense, know ye this: I am bored.
Post by: Taupe on December 26, 2014, 01:13:20 am
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on December 26, 2014, 01:15:58 am
I'm very wasted and i just stumbled upon this Where do i sign in
:p
No need to sign up, simply download uggi's save (no idea wot version), and start playing. Rules are on first page, coherent speech is optional.
Post by: Taupe on December 26, 2014, 01:17:04 am
A little bit about me. It's christmas, everyone canceled, so i just got up in the evening, chugged half a bottle of wine and every bottle of
Thankfulys i masterd the art of sounding vaguely comprehensible while drunk after doing all my schoolwork that way. yay skilsé
Uggh, 40.22 cant run n a 40.19 instalation. who knew gotta download new thing.
Got newer version. never click as extract here. now hunting down raws and folders and shizzle on the desktop. gotta extract to ''sumething sumething filename''
Oh, lazy newb pack, how i miss thee. those graphics, man, its like someone raped mr game and watch and screenshoted his pixelated corpse trough a laggy 56k connection. My eyeballs are requesting a divorce.
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on December 26, 2014, 01:23:29 am
yeh i read that, a thing bout a scruffys mark, and someone having double visions. gogo porter. downloading now.
Best of luck an all that.
Through your actions, my boredom has been lifted :P
Post by: Taupe on December 26, 2014, 01:37:46 am
Well what a start. Better rename the other dwarf to lord Mr Tacos. If this game ever survives, we'll be able to quote ''ord mr tacos saved the fortress forever''. fuck you, hypotetical historians!
Ok why is there a forgotten beast living inside a giant used condoms. Will wall off. Can i use Dwarf therapist? it crashes. better hope lord mr tacos knows how to mson ize cause i cant find the profession nd task thing place. go lord mr tacos! they call him a gem setter cause he will set thing rgiht!
Ok more migrants. will try to make use of them.
Thank you google, found how to do professions nd labor, too lazy to do ut for all dwarves. lets hope lord mr taco can cover EVERYTHING
wait i have to do a whole yer thats dumb. plus i forgot there is more than one category. each dwarf gets one full category. except you, mister animal trainer guy. get to the fishsing. i designated some fishing places.
At this point my general strategy is to gather all the food, and hope someone designted stockpiles for them. otherwise we die. our survival is powered by the same force keeping hulk's boxers in one piece: hope
(http://i.imgur.com/A8FmMYW.jpg)
wait, no, we have TWO metalsmith guys, thats dumb. you. go. smooth. EVERYTHING
Mid summer: What is this room for, and why is it currently on fire.
Ok, i have iders. after much stuff, learned how to tell workshops to do things. Q. the answer was q all along. why did nobody tell me before. i may be able to play DF without the tools after all.
-Dwarves are working, slowly getting the migrants to be useful, making blocks and barrels, always useful.
-deleted part of the scruffy's mark, only lightly. simulating the passage of time, erosion and shit. immersion is important. Time eroion, get on it toady person. kthx.
-ran out of booze. roomates are having friends offer, overed some beer. but accepting would mean talking to random strangers. Cannot do. instead ill open this old bottle of crappy booze i keep with me after moving from three different places. its called... erhm...paradise island runner silver. worst shit ever. otherwise id havedrank it before.
the things i do for love. this shit tastes like poison.
Someone in this fort should make beer. you. make beer. i hope the farms are working, not gonna micromanage that shit
Late summer:
=Own booze tastes like shit dwarf making virtual booze. cant be worst. random room still on fire. at this point i dont even care. probably a cat or some shit.
(http://i.imgur.com/0qTQfj8.jpg)
Just LOOK at it, it's just constantly on fire. apparently full of bed. beds are wood. wood is love, wood is life. life and love are burning nonstop in our halls and nobody gives a single shit. this is the death of soul. this is drunk fortress.
-My booze tastes more and more like chocolate. probably cause ive been eating those terrible chocolates. well, more like biscuits. swiss pack, full of andom flavors the shitty ones are left. shitty biscuits drowned with leftover shitty booze, what a wonderful metphor for the migrants that just showed up. Welcome, you are the worst of all. maybe by living long enough here, you'll be tolerable and taste like chocolate too.
(http://i.imgur.com/BmIYpq6.jpg)
no crime we are the perfect society. an ydillic community doing jackshit, made of shitty booze that tastes like chocolate. WTF LEFT HAND WHY DID YOU STOP TYPING GHHH
Found the crypts. im not exactly sue how long this place hs been running. imma guess, more than a month we started with 2 dwarves, including lord mr tacos. i doubt the crypts are adequate for the hypothetical number of corpses my mind can conjure. Gonna expand the crypts.
(http://i.imgur.com/Boyfx2d.jpg)
someone make coffins please. many of the. Took me like 5 minutes to find that room back, the least you an do is get on the job. thanks.
-Nobody does it. Lord mr tacos, i can only depend on you. you alone mus build coffins.
Late summer
(http://i.imgur.com/uj7feoa.jpg)
Liten people, please dig out the new crypt. someone will have to do it eventually. why not you? enlist in your local crypt-digging crew now!
-i guess they dont like the design. cmon guys, its a crypt. honor your fucking potential deads?
(http://i.imgur.com/s87NkMN.jpg)
hey, we solved the idlers problem JUST KIDDING everyone just went to sleep. wonder where they sleep. do we have bed? Ma, i should tell them to dig bedrooms and make beds to replace the ones burning. that way they have some jobs theyll refuse to do when they wake up.
Well there you go, mayor Uggi. you have an office now. stop red texting me. rude.
-entire fort woke up. found the bedrooms btw. thats the place i ordered smoothed like half an hour ago. Shame i coudnt find it faster, the fort has like 3 layers. anyway, ordered the idlers to smooth the main hall. or whatever we call those 16 huge dumb rooms straight out of DF 2d.
Early fall:
turned the burrow off. now people can wnder where they please and i guess die? doesnt matter. people arent iddlers anymore. go make THE FUCKING CRYPTS.
(http://i.imgur.com/GAJtXLh.jpg)
ugggh, really. Everyone is drinking, or on break. I guess i cant blame them. im a poor example. or a great example. depends if youre a dwarf or not
(http://i.imgur.com/UFrhjIy.jpg)
ok screw things, we are building a wall. gotta do something of this year im given. Lord Mr tacos, get your folks on the job. Uggh we dont have any blocks, even tho i asked for them. guess well make a wooden wall, because nothing in this fortress is ever on fire for no reason uh.
-that fucking childa, get off the walling space. uggh. thats your name now. fuck you, and fuck your parents.
-been chugging those swiss biscuits like they were water. maybe they are? Life is strange.
-Dem traders have arrived. good thing i didnt wall off the trade depot. yet.
-gonna sell them used clothes guess thats the only thing our lazy dwarves ca manage to produce without effort. ho doesnt like ugly soiled clothes? not these merchants thats for sure.
''Let's dicsuss your situation!
''I'm wasted on 7 years old 5 bucks false rum, and cornerstore wine. plus some beer that apparently tasted good but now tastes like water. fuck you alexander keith. you suck
(http://i.imgur.com/YfeTgXb.jpg)
''well, i guess everyone is just drunk too?''
Mid autumn:
(http://i.imgur.com/8Y1Gv2S.jpg)
Ok, i get it, you guys dont want to dig the lower crypt. maybe its unreachable maybe you guys are friggin pussies. I expected better of you, lord mr tacos. setting things right my ass. Now, we need another place for a crypt. maybe youll dig this one. if that keeps on, well have crypts everythwere. maybe thats the key mayb when everyone know we have so many crypts nd coffins, theyll know we fear not death, and be creeped out and not attack. much simpler than setting an army
-Come one mayor uggi, i ordered the chair delivered to your place. do i have to tell you everything. yes, its yours, have a fucking office now. whats that weapon racks? ugggh.
-traded all the cloths and all our gems for some metal, a pick and some lobsters. i guess we should elect someone as broker? uggh dont want to set up another office.
-Carpenter workshops still o fire. i guess its just how this olace rolls now.
(http://i.imgur.com/THNx9QC.jpg)
foudn out access to most of the fort is blocked by pillars. migh be related to everything being on fire, and the forgotten beast lurking about. not touching that shit doesnt matter, we're digging a new fucking crypt regardless. once people kill that shit, miners will spent three years digging all the crypts i designated.
(http://i.imgur.com/65aKWrc.jpg)
-new migrants, one enters martial trance and shoots something called a capibara. not really a native english speaker, not sure what that is. you got into the army, good job. others you all miners. dig. the fucking. crypt.
-nevermind thats the merchant. you guys suck. dig the CRYUPT
-Good job, the only spot you engraved is the access to the crpt i asked to be mined. teamwork applied to inneficieny.
Late autumn:
(http://i.imgur.com/6xcX1Pm.jpg)
-not sure the wall is actually walling off anything. BUT we have so much wood, who cares . keeps lord mr tacos busy.
(http://i.imgur.com/aO4Jk9x.jpg)
-oh look ghosts. too bad nobody built the crypts i asked, cause now we have no slabs, nowhere to put em, and no fucking stone. enjoy your fucking huanting, idiots.
-Mayor got his weapon rck, but he still complins blah blah blah poor room wants better. Almond wood EVERYTHING is fine, budy, dont complain.
(http://i.imgur.com/YA5QCjJ.jpg)
Well, here we are, haunted by the ghosts of christmas past, present, future, imperative, and subjonctive.
-some dude taken by a fey mood. hopes he needs ghosts, because thats basically what we have right now. put 4 to rest. 3 more spawned. it like an hydra made of ectoplasm and screw yous.
-Uggi the mayor wants figurine. does he not realise there are ghost around. what are you five. get a life, loser.
Early winter:
(http://i.imgur.com/vdWjOgC.jpg)
...well that sounds bad
(http://i.imgur.com/3qx7UOO.jpg)
...that also sounds bad
(http://i.imgur.com/RFqOijU.jpg)
...so does this
Mid winter:
Annnd werewarthing is gone. killed like 5 dudes, injured half the survivors. i could just lock them up, instead ill let them turn. we are a werewarthog colony now, yo. full of ghosts.
Giant-ass art of the fort still burning.
-Cant give water to the injured because our water froze. A frogotten beast in the caverns, dont think im going there. better hope you turn next full moon and heal, peons, otherwise you are boned. heard the ghost legion is recruiting.
Late winter:
water just unfroze. what kind of water unfreezes in winter. Get it together, weather, you are a fricking mess.
Early spring:
not very awake anyore. Drinking doesnt solve problem. was lied to.
Getting weird combat messages. Pretty sure half the fort is definitely a werewarthog by now. Oh well.
At least we'll get a pretty wall when im done.
slabs are complete, people just wont haul them. they really dont care. must finish the wall. I guess they like ghosts.
Mid spring:
(http://i.imgur.com/kcfrKZ0.jpg)
wow look at those slabs, look at this crypt. isnt that the best crypt we have? definitely. thats thanks to its unusually high BEING DUG OUT attribute, setting it appart from all our other crypts.
-oh great, the elves. bet theyll love what i did with the forest. i am Ozzimandwarf, drunk of drunks. look at my wall, ye mighty, and despair.
(http://i.imgur.com/9QYPwf3.jpg)
Bridges not wire coorectly, could not crush elves with it, or luck em out. gonna build new ones that dont just disapear when pull levers
ugh wall imperfections, gotta FIX FIX FIX
Deconstruction takes forever. its a plank, just kick it.
everyone is now on break, cause all they did for a year was build the wall. Oly lord Mr tacos is working. lazy asses.
Bridges are made of wood. cause no stone. we are terrible dwarfs. someday someone will increase the crypt and we'll have maybe a boulder. then itll be one less ghost. this is so dumb.
-Brige is work Good at raising, good at flipping dwarves. hank armok it wasnt lord mr tacos. lor mr tacos is fine guys
(http://i.imgur.com/KmVrJcm.jpg)
Also, elves are stuck. guess we are keeping that wagon. yo.
(http://i.imgur.com/71vnQCV.jpg)
Been putting those ghosts to rest ike a nanny with her pockets full of morphine.
It's mid-mid spring and things are moving uber slow. i need water. i need sleep. dont want to wait another month, so...
(http://i.imgur.com/DPVmzJC.jpg)
here's the save: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10329 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10329)
Merry chrismass and stuff.
Post by: Shoruke on December 26, 2014, 07:54:02 am
*claps enthusiastically*
Also, that was a highly-quotable turn. Welcome to Drunk Fortress, you fit in just fine :P
Post by: smeeprocket on December 26, 2014, 08:47:48 am
Post by: Yoink on December 26, 2014, 09:30:40 am
Gonna start now. I havw to be kinda quiet 'cause my friend's asleep.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yeah. Our ort is pretty sexy. I should probably starrt making a military.
(http://i.imgur.com/IqALmmF.png)
24th Felsite, 198
...it Woiuld be nice if I knew where the lever for this bridge was/// people are probably going to thirst to desjea DEATH.
Apologies ot whoever built that bridge... I ordered Ruhn tok smash it so we can not i e an d stuff. *die
Yay now someon e is brewing drinks!
Everyone else is still moping around outside though... I probably misse sometime. Oh well time for another shot.
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Post by: Scruffy on December 26, 2014, 02:42:12 pm
Post by: Taupe on December 26, 2014, 03:45:00 pm
also, if you are talking about th two bridges in the wooden wall, the levers are closebyé top bridge is just a bit south along the wall, lower bridge is just to the right, alongside the wall.
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How does this fort still survive?
My general response to threats was to stare at them while thinking ''well i hope that fixes itself''. Worked miraculously well, all things considered.
Post by: Yoink on December 26, 2014, 03:48:32 pm
Also the Forgotten Beast (who I have most certainly not forgotten about) is sagely *safely wallled up n a room,right?
Either waqy, I breached the wall and everything seems fine,.
Also Scruffy we found your corps.e. :(
Post by: Taupe on December 26, 2014, 03:49:12 pm
Post by: Yoink on December 26, 2014, 04:29:01 pm
At least the autosave caught my dorfing. :P
Post by: TD1 on December 26, 2014, 08:23:41 pm
Post by: Yoink on December 26, 2014, 08:35:14 pm
Your computer done got drunk and passed out.Dude, if you want to be useful you could find me a current dorfing list whilst I take another shot. :P
Post by: Taupe on December 26, 2014, 10:28:43 pm
PS: How did i spend 5 hours accomplishing nothing but build a wooden wall.
Post by: Shoruke on December 27, 2014, 02:18:00 am
Should I edit my post and correct horrible typos now that im sober, or leave it like that?
It sounds drunked-er with the typos, so we leave 'em :P
Post by: Kamin on December 27, 2014, 04:01:19 am
I just got back to a computron and need a quick summary to update OP with. I have been away and am now engaged--to a teetotaler. It's hilarious how it works out in the end, but truly balanced.
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on December 27, 2014, 06:14:37 am
Hello friends--
I just got back to a computron and need a quick summary to update OP with. I have been away and am now engaged--to a teetotaler. It's hilarious how it works out in the end, but truly balanced.
I don't even know the name of the current fort, everything has taken on a choatic pace with the humans getting drunk during the festive times.
Regardless, congratulations with your engangment.
I must warn thee to not be swayed to the dark side of teetotaling, for it is a difficult path to walk.
Post by: Shoruke on December 27, 2014, 08:31:13 am
I must warn thee to not be swayed to the dark side of teetotaling, for it is a difficult path to walk.It's a harder path than most to walk while drunk ;D
No, but seriously, grats on the whole engagement thing.
As for the forts... someone destroyed two in one turn, and on the current fort, we got a Forgotten Ass up the ass and were reduced to precariously low population (twice), but we seem to be doing markedly better now. Also, we have a wall, and about as many ghosts as living Dwarves.
Hey, did anyone go plug the leak into the caverns? Because I have it on good information that giant toads and slavering firebreathing donkeys can kinda just waltz right in to our crafting room.
Post by: Naryar on December 27, 2014, 09:16:00 am
omg if I could drink I would want in on this. Guys, can I just play high instead? I would love to do this, but I have pancreatitis so alcohol is out of the question.
Pot Fortress (tm)
As long as it does a similar effect to drunkenness it should be fine. But ask Kamin.
Post by: Kamin on December 27, 2014, 07:22:29 pm
Smeep, although this thread itself toes the "legality line"--we have no way of verifying people that participate are of the legal age to drink in their respective countries--cannabis is a bit too much for me to comfortably agree with. The idea was certainly brought up in the early days of the fort, but I think !!HIGHFORTRESS!! should have its own thread. If it is any consolation, I would certainly read it :)omg if I could drink I would want in on this. Guys, can I just play high instead? I would love to do this, but I have pancreatitis so alcohol is out of the question.
Pot Fortress (tm)
As long as it does a similar effect to drunkenness it should be fine. But ask Kamin.
Quick, e'rybody help provide the details so I can update the OP ('cause I'm busy/lazy)!
Post by: Taupe on December 27, 2014, 09:15:35 pm
Post by: Yoink on December 27, 2014, 11:42:38 pm
It would be amusing, though, as long as the player remembered to record a log and didn't just space out for the whole year...
Post by: Shoruke on December 30, 2014, 04:11:09 am
(I also agree there should be a separate High Fortress thread if someone's gonna do that)
Incidentally, the next couple days are holidays in Japan because New Year's Day is super important (unlike Christmas), so after the festivities in the park I may or may not get drunk and play a round of Drunk Fortress. Or I might just get drunk during the festivities, FIIK what they're gonna be selling :P
Post by: TheFlame52 on December 30, 2014, 08:46:22 am
Post by: Scruffy on December 30, 2014, 10:46:07 am
Post by: Scruffy on December 30, 2014, 11:11:16 am
Quick, e'rybody help provide the details so I can update the OP ('cause I'm busy/lazy)!
Anvillures
1st turn: Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5889220#msg5889220)
Dorfs strike the earth. The severed part sails off in an arc.
2nd turn: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5895231#msg5895231)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
3rd turn: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5901737#msg5901737)
The Fall (?). It came from the deep.
4rd turn: Uggi (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5902708#msg5902708)
The Fortress endures. Somehow.
5th turn: Taupe (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5905125#msg5905125)
The walls rise. More obscure creatures arrive to Anvillures.
Capybara vomits. Capybara retches
6th turn: Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5905502#msg5905502)
May his computer rest in peace
7th turn: ...soon
Post by: Yoink on December 30, 2014, 12:59:41 pm
Erm, Yoink. Could you upload the save?
...Wait, what? Crap!
I thought I uploaded the save days ago. ::) I must have been severely distracted whilst it was uploading. Oops.
Well, I'll upload it now. Sorry guys I had no idea. Why didn't anyone say something sooner?!
Edit: Here it is (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10355).
Post by: Kamin on December 30, 2014, 01:16:52 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 30, 2014, 01:22:38 pm
Thanks Scruffy--any idea which update version? Also, I will check to see if there are fort/embark pictures. Different world?40.20 or 40.21 I think. 40.19 won't work atleast.
Post by: Taupe on December 30, 2014, 01:29:45 pm
Post by: Yoink on December 30, 2014, 01:35:54 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 30, 2014, 01:52:06 pm
Edit: taking a turn soon. In abit over an hour
Ok then, I suppose it is time to start
Post by: Scruffy on December 30, 2014, 04:00:45 pm
I'm not quite drunk as a skunk yet but still nearly drunk as a small, unpleasant mammal of your choice.
limstone
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Plumphemets growin in our stockpiles and where there once were workshops. Not planted
Must dig deeper to stpo growth. vile plantlife. or fungus. meh
Or perhaps..
MUST GO UP! WE WILL DIG UPWARS
set more mausoleums and crap to be dug while i still ma sober enough for it
cabomets and crap in bedrooms
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The ass mosnter is still trapped.
Other FB is killing crundles. LOADS of crundles
mainstaircase is covered in blood for oer 40 z levels. Siquo blood
think absynthe might be a werewarthog
So much smoke. Whats burnign?
Homey fortress
Where are all outr seeds? where ate the fungi? did someone cook everything?
no bookkeeper
All skilled farmers dead. Only novices. BUGGER
Sandstone
we hjave 4500 logs and have cut donw less than lalf of the forest
let ust build
yes
Giant puramid. too drunk to build a tower. floors will collapse. will build a pyramid. no floors
That is the next oversseer's problem.
FUCK THE FOREST! MURDER TH TREES AND BUILDF A MONUMENT TO DORFKIND OU OF THEIR DEAD WOODEN CORPSES!
OPERATION FUCK THE ELVES BEGINS NOW!
migrants. ALL CARPENTERS! WE MUST DESECRATE TREES!
WEREGECKO! That will drive away our wrewarthogs and feathering asses
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
It was an olm man
Tacl scepter artifact
sealed hole above maingate. No flyers get in once the pyuramid is tilpped
MASTERPEACE BISCUITS!
out of sacks. no wonder nothing got downe itn farming
tpp muich floor building. the fort is not symnmetric
STOP TRANTRUMMING YOU DRUNK BUGGERS!
need grates to prevernt cavein. have to remember or everything will collapse until it hits solid grouind. many leers of floors. boom
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TIMBER
LITErALLY
IT GROWS!
Damn werebeast dorfs keep killing people
more dead crundles. thanks FB
I need te drink more. getting slighrty coherent.
moonstone
aboveground centrer staircase
stkk bi plants. No plants. Now farmers only farm. sorry, named dorfs
ass is on display. making fortificaitosn
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iios.
staircase fuk. of cabinets instead of doors. oops
ipoal
firt floor nearly done
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almond earring. SISSY ELF!
sometyhing is still burning..
oops, bult stairs instaed of walls.
third of the for tis building. ther rest is making food and haulgu n
dhad to bukd gfloors BUILD FOOLS FLOORS and decon stuff to fix a few mistqakes MISTAKES
obsidian
must drink more. downed 3dl at once to get going. last time i took time tit toot me 6secoinds to drink a large cup. had a contest
why a puramid?
1.Easy to buld while drunk
2. outside walls cante be collapes by caveions caused by drunken constcruiction so no accidental breaches
fickl keas! KILL KEAS!
remoed accidental cabinets. built doors
HATCHES. FUCK KEAS
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I will build the youter shell. the nest overseers will build the intereioor.
who am ai kidding=? the fort will fall before that.
trhis is too productive. the drunkfrot patrons will insult this as sober like my last turn or the pumpstack projects of old.
FUCK! SÅOÖÖED SPILLED MY DRINK ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD!
Granite'
Spring
Finally ran out s of persimmon wood. using somthing selse
remving accidantal rows of stairs and replacing 3wsith wallsö
still growing
DAMN. BUIlt many zinc walsl insteafd of wood walls. must anger el es. wood walls
elves... NO!
GAZE UPON OUR WOODEN GLORY! A MONYMEnt BUILT UPON THE DEATH OF TREES YOU HOLD SO DEAR! DIE ELVES! ATTACK MINIONS
oh fog. They are all useless peasants. cant get killed by welces elves, can they? Oh, they can..
Dead elves. HA!
Dorsfg angry. stressed from seeing edad elves. WHAT?
DWARVES ARE ANGRY ABOUT SEEING DEAD ELVES? FEAR SEEING DEATH? OF ELVES? I don't belong in this fortress anynroe..
Uggi got his first elf kill
yawb biring
boring
migrants. more carpenters.
mionster ass scaring workers
mines. stripminigng for metal. there si no metal. darn5
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THE ELCVES ARE WINNING DUE TO DEES GROWING TOO FAST! HORRORS! MUST CHOP!
slate
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must not build zinc.
need food. need to cook. in real life
dporfs can't work. too horrifiedn of dead elves. WHY?
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jervill takeing by fey mood. making a
Wokshops STIL BURNING!
making pasta galio olio e peperonci. or something
plain pasta with gar,lcm oil and hcili
soudsn fancier that way, doesnt it`? too drunk to cook anything bettergreat scaöy rhino beetle with webds
Ahh cookin. have to remember which spices are sollutable in oil and which in wtter.
molecular gastrony. bah. you know ath i mean. can't bother to explain. after years fof stdudying it chemesytyr just comes to my mind when cookind drunk
felshjote
jervill made aleriote crown with pics of forgtten beasts and elf queens.
biolding BUILDING errors. fixing em
drinking bnooze over too long berioid of 6 hours. not drunk enough to be overly wasted on drunkfort
but too drunk to avoud horrible hangobertomorrow
noithing interexszting happening
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biult 10z levels up from old roof
FICL! FUCK! 15z building limit. forgot all bbout oit. I should have rememberred after so many tower fortresses.
'ARMOK DAMN IT! Flat roof on puramid. ti will be a tample after all
re,oving incidental walls instead or ramps
flat roofed top on the pyramid. damrn
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hematite
it is amazing what dorfs can accimplish in a year if you assing enoug of them. 30 atleast.
humansö
won't kill thenm. I like hunmans. they are vile creatureas luike us dorfs. wonä't lill them.
stoöö STILL no sleeds seeds for the farms. will harvest vave CAVE (DAMN IT) plants for seds SEEDS
absolutely no metal..
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migrants. go away
keep pressing d isntead of f. must fi x eerors. perfectionist.
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It is done. tha largest tower in the ´lhistory of drunkfortress
malachite
ass FB is trapped with fortificatisons
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k,eep building downstairs and walls instead of floors. must keep trying
IKT IOS DONE! 15z above highest point in map. pyramid. YES!
FUCK CAPYBARAS AND KEAS!
Ordered more berrooms to be dfug out
I know aht month it is. that is too sober for errunk fortress.
see? i frote drunk fortress bu ri doesnt look llime tit
vbuilding towers. if i levave the orfs to themselves they WILL cause caverins
That si why io love dorf fortress. requires micromanagement to build simple towers.
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galemta oi tjoml
another mood
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artifact womat leather botot
ljut of boozd
OUT OF bOOZE
workshops STILL burNING
making zinc statues
buiolding last wawslls to seal the fort
limestone
should stop lkaying
must complete building. omly then can I stop playing
OH ARMOK! We are cpplomg cooking booze! Hor worrigying¨'
to,e so stop
Edit: The pics are in wrong order. damn it
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10358
habe to go to bed. so tired
Post by: Taupe on December 30, 2014, 08:52:24 pm
Post by: Yoink on December 30, 2014, 09:19:37 pm
...Yay! :))
Pretty impressive. I think. I might download the save later and take a look at it without the tileset, hehe.
Post by: Taupe on December 30, 2014, 09:40:03 pm
Post by: Shoruke on December 31, 2014, 04:44:48 am
Post by: Naryar on December 31, 2014, 04:54:15 am
Post by: Scruffy on December 31, 2014, 08:29:12 am
Let me get this straight. I built a goddamn wall with fortifications on top of it, and your initial reaction upon seeing it was ''Yes, I will build an empty pyramid-shaped shell above and around it!''.Well, on my defence I was somewhat drunk at the time..
Think of it as a roof. The whole aboveground part is now sealed so no pesky keas get in if someone just rises the bridges.
Damn. Why isn't it filled with magma or collapsable. It would have been so easy to make it collapsable and have a lever to destroy every constructed wall and floor aboveground. Well, atleast we can still will it with magma, right?
I checked the fort again and still have no idea of what is burning in the workshop rooms. There are damaged beds and wooden objects but nothing in fire. Only loads of severed bodyparts from various named dwarves. The two FBs in the caverns have butchered every crundle, troggolyte, giant toad and spider they have come across. Bloody. A hunter ran away from a chinchilla.
Also, my head hurts.
Post by: Shoruke on December 31, 2014, 11:37:06 am
WELP
TIME TO CHASE ALL THAT DOWN WITH VODKA AND PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES
Wait, it's 1:40 AM? Hmph, there goes my sleep schedule. Oh well!
Post by: Scruffy on December 31, 2014, 11:46:54 am
Post by: Yoink on December 31, 2014, 01:39:12 pm
Post by: Shoruke on December 31, 2014, 02:02:42 pm
Now, last time I saw this fort on my laptop, there were 3 farmers, one child, and a giant firebreathing ass. Let's see how much fun we've gotten into since then.
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here
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10360
O Shoruke, where art thou? :<Kawasaki, Japan
*faceplants bed*
Post by: Scruffy on December 31, 2014, 04:14:55 pm
YOU FUCKERS LOCKED THADT ASS IN MY OFFICE SIGNATUREExactly. It can breath. Fun, ay? It is our mascot. Our very own feathered ass in your office.
WHAT THE FU-
actually that's fairly appropriate. well done.
I don't understand giving it fortifications, though? Can't it breathe fire through them?
Nice and confused turn by the way. The fort looks too well organized but looks can be deceaving...
Post by: Shoruke on January 01, 2015, 10:20:13 pm
Oh well.
Oh, also, I actually looked up gelding and gelder. As far as I can tell, one of the Dwarf immigrants really does specialize in castrating horses.
Post by: Yoink on January 02, 2015, 04:55:51 am
Edit: Well yeah, that obviously didn't happen. Ended up sweating off my drunk with my awesome dance moves long before I got home.
And then I died. R.I.P. Yoink. o_o7
Post by: Scruffy on January 06, 2015, 04:35:08 pm
Post by: Yoink on January 06, 2015, 04:50:01 pm
I'm nowhere drunk enough yet, hehe.
Post by: Scruffy on January 06, 2015, 05:23:09 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/gJJCIe0.jpg)
...
I don't know what to say
Seems like someone (perhaps I?) ordered the production of zinc statues. For some reason. *shrug*
we have no seeds. must build aboceground farms
what the fuck is an alfalfa? no matte. we eat it now. alfalfa and carrots. so many carrots
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tantrums. too horrified to report tanturms,
ELVES! KILL!
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breach more magma. safe breaching methdod. i think.
miner find candy! dig miner dig!
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ELVES TRY TO RUN
both elf and macedorf terrified of eachother and run in different directions. THATR DORF WILLBE DEMORET DEMOTED
2 elves escaped! Failryu
hospital of wounderd dorfs
MAGMA! When did this happen? CURSES
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no matter. we floor over the opppl. make it a tower.
should perhaps just plcu te hole but wqhy? whe have the dwarfology, we cab rebyuld HIUM!
wait, what?
second staricase to reach the what ever that is place
NO FOOD! must butcher. eat elf pets. I wish we could eat ealves. ELVES
migrants.
The useless structures grwosn. The prydamid is now something.,. strange.
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FDB
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ioops. drowned dorsf
WE MUCH BREACH HELL! THE PYRAMID WILL ENDYUREW!
wato- onstead of a large cavein and all that hassle perhaps a small but high caverin?
does that wrok? not sure iof it kills those under it if it is still falling.
will soon find out. hope it works. othersise clowns kill us all.
i got a good feeling about this
hows did my miner disappear? in a deep hole but nobody in it.disapperead. 7z pit aboce it.
HOW WAS THIS HOLE DUG? THERE IS NO WAY THE MINER COULD HAVE LEFT!
more burialsites. so maneyd dead
oops tehre was food all along. my bad
early summer heametie
101 dorfgs. please take some away. thjey are angry
MORE BAGSD FOR THE SEEDS
The FORT IS GLORIUS albeit strange and confsuing
jervil somethingsomthing unrotten mik,k
,odri,,er
MIDSUMMER
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Camdu årpkecl cpmties
Candy project contnues
sp .,much constructing to do. must make the prioject grow. PROJECT grow
it ios MAGNIFICENT!
so much food
so much construiction
almost everyone is a carpenter
so much butchered dead woofd
again a miner disappeered. HOW=?
thsi does done hinder the project
öater summer
this fport öppls GREAT
i'm too drunk for this shit
a few berserkers
made a meetingroom near the spire. tweo long shafts lead to and have collap<sle roof.
something something. shjoudl work. if not we are doomed. two gates seal the aparth if we faild
So basically two collapasbel sahfts for the clowns to enter when trying to reach a fawkjf dining hall and a few fadowrsf. Dorfs
time to try this thing.
BREACH THE CANDYCANE!
(http://i.imgur.com/rP8tSgN.jpg)
GOBBOS! VIles forces
hurrah
(http://i.imgur.com/nQXXPwq.jpg)
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34 or sodemons dead!
killed 3/4 of the demons at one go! to,e to raid the helsl
now what do do with the 14 emaining ones..
not my problem
nest overseers
last tyr. time to gkill a handful of em.
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rembainding demons are going avway
DAMNT BASTARDS ARENT GOING TO KILL THE LAT SONE:! DAMN IT!"
flaming spectere killing everyone
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digging onetoher way in. will seatl the demon in
PIUR SPIRE! PURS
OUR SPIRE! OURS!
GO AWAY DENMONS!
almopsts
soon
demons not hot enough. cantsä get thruogu magmasafe door. carbät tgey byulding destroyers? arrabge
Strange
(http://i.imgur.com/wQih9N7.jpg)
IT IS DOEN! THE SPIRE IS AEALDED SEALED! NO DEMONS! MINE AWAY!
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Post by: EinsteinSatDown on January 06, 2015, 07:18:01 pm
NO FOOD! must butcher. eat elf pets. I wish we could eat ealves.
Ze scruffy plays once more.
Ze lava flows, a fiery genocide ensues.
Post by: Bobnova on January 06, 2015, 08:41:06 pm
I like playing that way.
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Camdu årpkecl cpmtiesNothing quite like keyboard finger index errors on non-US keyboards, lol.
Post by: Scruffy on January 06, 2015, 09:44:23 pm
One candy spire is mostly sealed from demons and most of the initial demons are dead. more talk tomorrow
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10391
da,n i'm tired. abpit ABOUT 20 pics
edit:
Woke up for lectures. Hungover even though I drank somewhat less than during an usual drunkfort turn. A pint of magners and a 7dl bottle of crappy Noblez sherry.
Pics in.
Also, I think that a big chunk of our dorfs are stuck outside so someone has to open the gates (or dig a hole in the wall which is more likely considering this is drunkfortress)
Post by: Yoink on January 07, 2015, 06:22:07 am
Anyway, I just had a shot of Southern Comfort, I'm nursing a glass of double-shot whiskey+cola (probably the fourth one I've had tonight) and I'm halfway through a six-pack of pale ale, which tastes kind of crap since the liquor store clerk apparently doesn't know what he's talking about but oh well.
I think... I think I'll download the save and then down the rest of this drink.
I'm not fully super-drunk yet (although I have been collecting plenty of typos, believe me), so I'll look through and open up the dorfing list and rules list in separate tabs.
Edit: Wait, is there a current list of rules anywhere?
Post by: Scruffy on January 07, 2015, 06:32:32 am
Edit: Wait, is there a current list of rules anywhere?Nope.
If you want one:
-"Drink when an elf trader escapes alive"
Edit: No turn? Aww
Post by: Yoink on January 07, 2015, 12:50:29 pm
I've alreay g0ot the turn downloaded , in fact. (Yes, I stopped c0orrecting typos when I started this post). Let's do this, fellas.
3rd Obsidian, 300
Well, this dwarf seemed a little bit like me at a brief gklance and she is alreay so the most leader of a sw squad, so here we go.
(http://i.imgur.com/x65jRuO.png?1)
Now, to get to work pluggiijnh all the holes in this thingy before I forget. It was somethgin to so with magma, right>
Brbm pouring myself another glass of whiksey+col
a.
Oh shit ude, some hauler /cook is about to get maule to death. D:
...Wait, nvm, some hearles ucker walled 'em in ther to die. R.I.P. Lor.
5th Obisdian 200
Oh fuck, everyone is seeming to be sgtraving/thirsting demonign in the bowels of the fortreess. I need to save them and stuff but I am a little bit to drunk. On that not, time for another srinki of whiksey+coke. I have almost finished this biottle of Southern Ciomfort. Tik Yikes.
8tb Obsisian
Well, so so-one seems to be doing shit all. Oh wekll. I can relate to that most ays.
Althigh generally my home isn't at risk of being overrrum by vicious demons at the tume. ..
9th Grnite
Hahehaha, migra-- traers! WooooooO!
Now we can buy all that stuff I;m not aware we need, and seell all the stuff we're supposed to be selliing.
(http://i.imgur.com/jpg1SX6.png?1)
Hmmmm. We were actually supoose to be seeliiing anything? I kinda passed out for a while t and can't rmember. hah.
Also we have two trade epots stiolll, but one is apparently built by 'demdemeh' and 'RAMDOM Dragon', bnoth of whom I am pretty sure are dead now. On that note I should probably start orfing some people...
Ordere some stuff to be slaughtere, since as much as it breasks my heart I can't very well go dorfing you people as dorfs who are about to starve to death, can I??
WENDY? FUCKING WENDY>!?!
14th Granite
Bah I trie to get a bunch of people to save the people who weerte amaybe trappe down i the caverns and stuff, but now I can't fin where they were i the first place. Hopefully they made it out withoutk getting ate by hte FB.
Ooo! IU think I'll put on some noooodles sto cook while these dwarves get their shit trigther.
4th Slate
Going o
Going to kill all the elvevss so I don't have to figure ouio the teaing screen,.
7th slate
So I beat on one elf for a while, bu everyone else is jusssti erping around.. they might escape at this reate.
Oh well I shoul rpobably be focusing on other stuf anyway..
21st Slater
Well we kille the elves.... my dorf/I got the shit beat out of me, though.
also i am not very runk right now so I am going to tke break and drink a bunch/finish of this bottle of whiskey, so wish me luck.
15th Felsite Wpw, we have people crafting masterpeices all over the shot.
That's probably a good sign, right>? Also it i s getting increasingly haird to stay awake and focuse.... I'm g;ad it's been a fairly peaceful last while in the fortress.
EDIt: Okay, I'm afraid I am waaaaaay too tired to stay drunk and awake for any longer. Sorry guys.
I should have had more sleep before taking a turn, but oh well. I'm pretty sure I achieved something with my short turn. I can't remember what, mind you, but it was something. I think. Anyway, here's the save.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10395
Post by: Taupe on January 07, 2015, 01:05:18 pm
Post by: Yoink on January 07, 2015, 08:06:38 pm
Post by: Shoruke on January 07, 2015, 10:24:59 pm
That was, what, like 3-4 turns ago? And we're mining candy and assaulting the Elves.
Big dreams + too much booze = awesome :P
Post by: Taupe on January 07, 2015, 11:49:34 pm
Post by: Bobnova on January 08, 2015, 10:29:32 pm
Yeah if you disregard the almost-flying monolithic constructions defying logic and the rampaging demon army this is quite a fancy place.Sounds fancy to me!
Post by: Scruffy on January 09, 2015, 06:01:48 am
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Also it seems that yep,
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Post by: Shoruke on January 09, 2015, 11:12:41 am
It's already got the right shape (mostly), so why not, right?
Post by: Taupe on January 09, 2015, 01:50:22 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 10, 2015, 09:42:47 am
1 and a half Chimays, 2 3 Monts and whatever I will drink at my local bar.
Post by: Scruffy on January 10, 2015, 09:52:12 am
This evening I will drink, and take a turn.YES! More turns! Looking forward to reading it.
1 and a half Chimays, 2 3 Monts and whatever I will drink at my local bar.
(Oh and please, please try to play a full turn so this doesn't become a Scruffy fort with my full year turns and a handfull of a few month turns in between ;)
Nah. Just play as you feel like)
Post by: Naryar on January 10, 2015, 02:04:27 pm
I'm only half-drunk and therefore not ready to play drunkfortress. I'm gonna setup that save in my 40.23 and play some
Also my stomach is quite full, so I won't be able to chug more alcohol already. I'll do some respiration exercises to massage my stomach and quicken this here sphincter's speed... how is it even called anyway ? Pilore or something like that ?
20:53 Did drunk an additional Chimay, now I think it is time to finish this. Opening the save !
(this will be promisigng !)
21:06: OH WOWW theyree ARE SO MAny outside stockpiles awnd wooden walls and traps and stuff
well, time to get trashed morre! and try to understand this fortreees layout
alternatively i feel that if i DON'T understand this here fortress layout it may be better for my drubnken sanity.. eheh
21:15 why are there so much farm plots and dead elves everywhere
oh wait the dead elves is Mayday tileset failing, I though them elves were included into all these walls.
21:45 Alright, I believe I am drunk enough. Now it is time for naming all the dwarves ! go go go
also demons, hopefully there's only one. We'll see how it works.
22:04 Still working with names, I WILL NAME EVERYONE then start to play. Much fun has to be done with names.
22:21 Alrightn, done witht all the naems ! I willclaim it
there are a totla of :
3 jervills
11 bobnovas
9 scruffys
7 naryars
3 taupes
2 th4dwarfy's
5 clover magics
4 yoink's
5 sshoruke's
4 eniseas's
2 einsteinsatdaown's
3 renofoxes
5 kamins
2 australianwinters
And i think it ill be all because i am quite drunk asnd it will totally wstatrt nowe hsoh shit i can't even type loleoel ol correcting errors if ss for pussies when you are drunk
22:27 wow so many finished good stockpiles
alright we'll just stetrt start of rsheomthing due to me being sufficiendll suddfiienctly drunk hhahah can't even talk write bwprotetlyly
22:31 OH WOW
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/94643drunkfort1.png)
also finished my second chimay, 3 monts beer now, have two of them more belgian beers and it is high fermantation 8,5%
i'm quite sure it is good stuff, I should strart playing before i run out of beer and fun
also black pudding it is, cuz i'm hungry (yea we in france are pretty ok with black pudding, it's good food !)
22:36 DRINK MOAR? MORE DRUNK FORTRESS.
the detailing is making no sense and hurting my eyes, well il'ttt ll havie to see what is the goblin status of the fort.
if you want me to mod the fort raws i can do this alright
22:40 time to post all of them names
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/19962drunkfort2.png)
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/67653drunkfort3.png)
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/54418drunkfort4.png)
alright, done, now I must REALLY play hard
and rdrink more because there i must drink mroeeor emore!
22:44 alright, making dormintories or whatevrer dof the 3x4 bed blocks.
22:49 wow, such drink, much alcohol
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/82697drunkfort5.png)
doge
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000822867536/3f5a00acf72df93528b6bb7cd0a4fd0c.jpeg)
nevermind that, coming back to fort, first I must unerstand all of this fort here.
22:54 have i started yet? i think so
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/85417drunkfort6.png)
wow there is a lot of cut wood in there
(random phallic reminder)
23:01 alright, imma walling the entrance to hell before that demon breaks all the doors, i don't see anyth artifact dooors or whatever or things in threere
02:34 I have found myself in my bed, sleeping. Arguably. I don't even know how this happened, what.
Have I forgot to play ? Anyways I still am slightly boozed and I have more booze in there. So drinking it is ! And playing it is ! Apparently the game hasn't progressed.
02:39 Fuck you, sleep, you won't get me THAT easily. I did drink some tea and milk to rehydrate myself... now it's booze time !
02:41 Apparently I need to rehydrate myself more, so more tea. I have still 2 3 Monts handy, so this will be a thing
02:46 "Naryar 7 For The Blood God and stuf" has been caged by one of the entrance cage traps. I don't get it as well. Time to free him.
02:53 This demon here is apparently blocked by the large amount of doors. I am walling the path to hell in case something happens.
It's a flaming thrush, is it a phoenix demon ? Nah it has a trunk and it's fat. So nope, no phoenix.
Time to write my name, as well.
03:02 Have finished with writing my name. NARYAR THE MIGHTY. nevermind lack of sleep
03:04 Oh but there already IS a wall to the path to hell why didn't I saw that beforehand
alright, time to drink more.
03:06 Wow this fhere thing is a mess, I must block the path to hell HERE and not here.
why is there a dining room on the corpses of next soldiers and right next to hell I don't ge- oh right sparta
03:16 There is a dead wagon in the deceased list. I am trying to engrave a slab for him, it'll be fun.
03:19 YES
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/96486WAGONSSS.png)
03:21 Haven't drunk yet, but thirst means I can't drink. This here beer is still next to me. I will drink it !
03:22 Also there is a perpetually burning artifact leather shield somewhere in the industry level.
03:27
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/55442wagons 2.png)
He will be missed.
BAH THAT MEMORIAL AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH. I am disappointed.
03:30 Re-started drinking. It's hard due to thirst, but I WILL get drunk again.
03:31 What does this outside talc lever do ? Should I pull it ?
03:33 building more cage traps outside
this cannot go wrong
03:40 In true dwarf fashion, i PULL THE WHITE LEVER PULL IT
let's see if the fort crubmels promtply
03:43 The lever merely opens the nearby brdige. Meh. (Pulling the lever again)
03:44 Also building them slabs for the wagons.
03:46 Well, apparently I am just thirsty and therefore unable to drink more. So I will stop the turn... once I memorialize them wagons.
03:54 Alright, so...
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/86705wagon3.png)
The youngest of it's kind. He will be missed.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/61554wagon4.png)
He was a hero to his people.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/90547wagon5.png)
This one here was never born... Is it the first of it's kind ? Has it existed since the dawn of time ? Was it already rolling before Armok made the world ? Floating in the primordial void, it's mighty wagon wheels being the ancestors of all wheels ?
WAGONTHULHU ! IA, IA !
04:02 Alright, that is all. I wish I could play more, but I am unable to drink and I am probably a bit sober by now. Haven't really drunk since a few hours, after all.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/30582drunkfort7.png)
And yes there are dead elves and cactuses as walls i'm not even trying to think anymore.
It is the 25th of hematite, early summer. One season turn... I've done shorter :P
Post by: Bobnova on January 10, 2015, 06:11:12 pm
Lot of Traders in there, wtf?
Post by: Yoink on January 10, 2015, 09:33:10 pm
03:31 What does this outside talc lever do ? Should I pull it ?Of course. What kind of question is that?!
Post by: Naryar on January 10, 2015, 09:38:16 pm
R.I.P Wagon. (It was an antique, jeez!)03:31 What does this outside talc lever do ? Should I pull it ?Of course. What kind of question is that?!
True, true. I will therefore pull it.
Also stand back for more wagon eulogies. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=128593.0)
Post by: Naryar on January 10, 2015, 11:15:52 pm
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10420
Now to go to bed again. It's far too late.
Post by: LuckyKobold on January 11, 2015, 01:00:31 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 11, 2015, 02:07:16 pm
Makes me want to take another turn
IÄ! IÄ! WAGON FHTANG!
03:40 In true dwarf fashion, i PULL THE WHITE LEVER PULL ITWe need a self-destruct lever? I will try to remember that
let's see if the fort crubmels promtply
03:43 The lever merely opens the nearby brdige. Meh. (Pulling the lever again)
By the way, you kept the gate closed but there is a big hole in the wall straight next to the gate :o
Post by: Naryar on January 11, 2015, 03:48:59 pm
And the hole was already there. I was either completely drunk or somewhat drunk and hangover, so I didn't thought of fortress defense.
Post by: Scruffy on January 11, 2015, 03:59:26 pm
Perhaps elf disposal too
Post by: Naryar on January 11, 2015, 04:56:49 pm
You know what we need? Garbage disposal to hell.
Perhaps elf disposal too
You will need to make it demon-safe then. Garbage disposal to the magma sea is all fine and dandy, but what if demons start to invade your fort by the garbage disposal ?
I was thinking several 1x1 bridges at different z-levels on the chute.
Post by: Scruffy on January 11, 2015, 05:04:45 pm
MehYou know what we need? Garbage disposal to hell.
Perhaps elf disposal too
You will need to make it demon-safe then. Garbage disposal to the magma sea is all fine and dandy, but what if demons start to invade your fort by the garbage disposal ?
I was thinking several 1x1 bridges at different z-levels on the chute.
Too complicated when drunk. A few forbidden magma-safe hatches should do the trick.
Could be useful for dumping annoying dorfs in hell
Post by: Chevaleresse on January 12, 2015, 01:52:39 am
Post by: Shoruke on January 12, 2015, 04:24:08 am
I have named my latest fort Beerales in honor of !! DRUNKFORT!!, as I do not believe that there is a dwarven word for "vodcoke." May I also request a dorfing?Someone who has adopted my slang? Why yes sir, you may absolutely request a dorfing. In fact, I think I will carry that dorfing out right now while I get ready to have
another Shoruke turn
*MEEEDLY MEEEDLY MOWWWOWOWOOOOWWWWWWWW* (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_ykCEZHiVw)
(sorry Scruffy, but First Drunk First Served)
Post by: Yoink on January 12, 2015, 04:35:20 am
You should dorf a brewer with the name 'Vodcoke' while you're at it. :P
Post by: Taupe on January 12, 2015, 04:38:52 am
Post by: Scruffy on January 12, 2015, 05:51:31 am
another Shoruke turnGo for it!
*MEEEDLY MEEEDLY MOWWWOWOWOOOOWWWWWWWW* (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_ykCEZHiVw)
(sorry Scruffy, but First Drunk First Served)
I'll take one after you
Edit: It has been a few hours. Are you still alive in there?
Post by: Shoruke on January 12, 2015, 10:09:53 am
Spoiler: because spoilers keep the thread short (click to show/hide)
moneys because we don't have a borkerTAG OUT (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10431), someone e'lse turn
Post by: Naryar on January 12, 2015, 11:12:48 am
I intend to take a turn wednesday evening, european time, but not right now. Too soon since the last boozing.
Scruffy, you are our drunken model to all. So go on ?
Post by: Scruffy on January 12, 2015, 01:06:51 pm
One of the best turns in a long time. :o
did... did you seriously put dorfs there as bait?Dem buggers tend to path to the meeting zones
that's so evil
...
I only just now noticed, in the "tasty dorfs here come clowns" room there's a table and some chairs for the clowns to eat at. Nice touch.
I don't understand this little chute that goes from the undreground lakes to the magma sea. Why is there a 300-foot cock and balls staircase?To smite the demons ofcourse. You can't smite the demons without a 300-foot cock and balls staircase. I suppose that it should be reloaded incase we need it again. We will need a new bait though.
(http://oi60.tinypic.com/24oy2h4.jpg)
(http://oi59.tinypic.com/6881hw.jpg)
Does'tnt matter how long you've been on this turn, as long as it isn't the first for a fort you can always find more evidence of someone else fucking up worse than you :3
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh well
I'll take a turn in a few hours
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 12, 2015, 01:14:12 pm
Post by: Chevaleresse on January 12, 2015, 01:21:13 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 12, 2015, 01:59:09 pm
I have:
1l of crappy lager
0.5l of Magners
1l of 16% strawberry wine.
Just chucked down the first beer can and started on the wine.
Currently eating my dinner so it might take me a while to get drunk with a full stomach. (Sausages and baked beans with a large salad and couscous incase you were wondering)
Okay, I have drunk 3/4 of the wine and a can of lager. Just compiled the previous turns in one post and poked our mantis overlord for a post update. Loading the save now
Post by: Taupe on January 12, 2015, 02:25:08 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 12, 2015, 03:13:58 pm
Can we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?This particular fort?
Anvillures
1st turn: Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5889220#msg5889220)
Dorfs strike the earth. The severed part sails off in an arc.
2nd turn: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5895231#msg5895231)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
3rd turn: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5901737#msg5901737)
The Fall (?). Ass. It came from the deep.
4rd turn: Uggi (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5902708#msg5902708)
The Fortress endures. Somehow.
5th turn: Taupe (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5905125#msg5905125)
The walls rise. More obscure creatures arrive to Anvillures.
Capybara vomits. Capybara retches
6th turn: Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5905502#msg5905502)
May his computer rest in peace
7th turn: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5914783#msg5914783)
The Construction of the Mighty Drunk Pyramid.
8th turn: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5916773#msg5916773)
Confusion. Shoruke makes the fort functional again.
9th turn: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5932720#msg5932720)
Candy is breached and sealed. Penis-shaped demon smiting apparatus becomes operational and slays three dozen demons
10th turn: Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5935064#msg5935064)
Death to the Elves! Hell is sealed. (with even more walls)
11tg turn: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5942604#msg5942604)
12tg turn: Shoruke? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5947320#msg5947320)
Mass burial of the dead. Fort is made functional once again. Read the turn. It is good.
13th turn: me?? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5947320#msg5947320)
Wait, 13 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?
Sorry Shoruke, too drunk. missed your turn
Post by: Scruffy on January 12, 2015, 03:42:21 pm
So, I remember something about the fort not collapsing? Should I make a self-destruct lever? That would mean the end of this glorious zinc-only wood pyramid fortress. I will do it if you want. Otherwise it is demon time! Perhaps some more pyramid too. th e penis-shaped extension is not enough.
Okay, loading the soon save now and stopping spellchecking
playing craft the world while wainting o be drunk enough for drunkfort.
I am drunk but not dDRUNK ENOUGH"! it is a game with dorfs and stupidity. almopst teh same thing
i seem to have lost my fork. How horrifyign
Scratch that. DFound it. In hte bathroom. I donät wamt tp know. Neither do you for that matter. Have to get up in a bit over 8 hours too.
Okay, it seem sthat I am drunk enough
Finished the wine. Now I only have some Magners, 2 cans of beer and loads of coffee
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Post by: Shoruke on January 12, 2015, 06:20:56 pm
Can we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?This particular fort?
Anvillures
<snip>
12tg turn: ME? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5947320#msg5947320)
Wait, 12 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?
I think you missed my turn that I just did :<
But, you did take your own chuckle-worthy turn, so I really can't get too mad at you :P
Post by: Scruffy on January 12, 2015, 06:30:04 pm
Sorry. I'm drunk so I make mistakes. Added your turnCan we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?This particular fort?
Anvillures
<snip>
12tg turn: ME? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5947320#msg5947320)
Wait, 12 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?
I think you missed my turn that I just did :<
But, you did take your own chuckle-worthy turn, so I really can't get too mad at you :P
Post by: Shoruke on January 12, 2015, 06:35:08 pm
Sorry. I'm drunk so I make mistakes. Added your turnCan we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?This particular fort?
Anvillures
<snip>
12tg turn: ME? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5947320#msg5947320)
Wait, 12 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?
I think you missed my turn that I just did :<
But, you did take your own chuckle-worthy turn, so I really can't get too mad at you :P
S'all good :D
Except my stomach. I feel like I ate a nail file or something.
At least my broke-ass sleep schedule somehow got fixed by my alcohol abuse, I actually woke up in the morning today.
Post by: Taupe on January 12, 2015, 07:37:14 pm
*Pyramid catches on fire*
Post by: Yoink on January 12, 2015, 09:40:44 pm
That's actually a pretty damn awesome artefact. Even if it was just a possession. Reclaim time! Excellent turn!
Post by: Chevaleresse on January 12, 2015, 09:43:53 pm
Post by: Bobnova on January 12, 2015, 09:44:58 pm
There was a string where I died at least once per turn.
It wasn't a short string.
That was a brutal Scruffy turn!
Post by: Yoink on January 12, 2015, 09:46:54 pm
Post by: Bobnova on January 13, 2015, 12:04:09 am
That's solid!
Post by: Kamin on January 13, 2015, 01:07:12 am
Apologies for the absence, but being newly-engaged and traveling have their ways of taking precedence... If only for a short time :P Thank you for being on top of the mythology (as always), Scruffy!
Post by: Yoink on January 13, 2015, 02:14:48 am
Also I'm pretty sure I just started a new embark, not a new world... those poor bastards Knit finished off are probably distantly related to our dwarves somehow, heh.
Post by: TD1 on January 13, 2015, 07:42:27 am
Be sure to get absolutely drunk, and have a turn on DF to celebrate!
Post by: Scruffy on January 13, 2015, 09:12:55 am
Man, I really screwed up that turn
I turned the fort into a lair before it fell so most of the stuff should still be near where it was instead of being scattered all around the embark site. Ofcourse all the food and booze is gone but seems like most of the seeds remain (they don't rot?). I think that there should be two or so sets of candy armor somewhere in the forges too. The outer walls have a few holes and the candy spire is open but nothing seems to be crawling up from it. A tin glaze FB butchered most of the reclaiming dorfs
Oh, and the ass is dead.
Edit: So, a flying titan pretty much killed and burned everything, then a large goblin invasion got in and killed the rest. Then yet another FB killed most of the reclaim. Not sure if it was the ass but there was an epic battle between 6 axedorfs and the FB in the pyramid's main staircase. Not quite balrog and grand stairs battle but enough to mess things up.
Thanks for updating the OP Kamin.
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 13, 2015, 04:36:57 pm
Post by: Shoruke on January 13, 2015, 08:57:48 pm
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here, Dwarf and invader alike.
Post by: Kamin on January 13, 2015, 09:51:04 pm
So that turn had the third and fourth time this fort had less than 5 dorfs left alive, and it's still going?The Drunks have finally swindled their way in and suckled on the teat of Ambrosia--we are no longer mortal beings, but gods of hazy memories and merriment. We do not die, but multiply; death is a temporary reprieve from the previous night of revelry. After recharging our besotten batteries, we are reincarnated and rush headlong back into the fray.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here, Dwarf and invader alike.
Gentledorfs: We are Forever.
Post by: Chevaleresse on January 13, 2015, 11:08:54 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 14, 2015, 12:50:01 am
Bring booze
(http://i.imgur.com/XKW1mC6.jpg)
Post by: Taupe on January 14, 2015, 08:14:00 am
The cooler solution would be to master this level 3 wizard spell (http://www.drinkinginamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Fireball_whisky.png) and play a turn on an empty stomach.
Drunk fortress, be my conscience
Post by: Yoink on January 14, 2015, 09:05:15 am
Post by: Shoruke on January 14, 2015, 09:07:24 am
Fare ye well, you crazy bastard, and remember to drink as much water as you can right before you go to bed.
Post by: Taupe on January 14, 2015, 10:09:26 am
Got the save. Gonna browse random shit while getting more drunk. Maybe get the game going before I get too wasted this time?
Naaah.
10h11: Someone just stormed off with my bathroom door. Says he'll be back with it tomorrow. Now people are drilling the block to shreds. My room is shaking. Ugh, worst timing ever, people. That's it, everyone make a dc 17 reflex save.
10h23: Watching John Oliver do his show on wutever. Still not drunk enough. I don't want to rush it, as I plan to survive this day. somehow, i misplaced my bottle of fireball. Which is impressive when you consider I haven't left my chair and was drinking it a minute ago. Thankfully, my computer desk is filled with semi-empty bottles, because who uses CDs anymore, this is 2014.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
10h30: As I look at bobnova's gisnature quotes, and remember that the thread used to be called ''a very weregecko hellscape'', John Oliver starts to talk about the russians losing a satelite full of fucking geckos. This is not swearing, btw. The geckos are in space to fuck in zero gravity. Why do we have weregeckos? Because russian. Thanks, Putin. You asshole.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The bottle is half-full. Despite me losing it for half the time I was using it. I guess I suck at this whole ''taking it slowly'' thing. Time to set up the save. We will have the LNP this time. It will be glorious.
10h36: Still downloading the tÀ
3ij
Sorry felt like bashing the keyboard randomly. As I was saying, still downloading the lazy newb pack. I don't feel like a noob, but i'm definitely lazy right now. you can tell because I've been sucking on a beer cap for 5 minutes, for exactly no reasons.
Man, I should order a giant seafood pizza. They taste so good. I don't usually grab them because they are ludicrously expensive, but they feed me for two days. Bad decisions. I put a timer on my phone. When the phone beeps, i will aquire a pizza, and fail to open the door for the delivery door, possibly being black listed by the pizza place. That's how advanced I am. I make trrible drunk decisions, plan for them in advance, and still go through with them. Go, booze. fuck life, I'm a wizard.
Hey, download finished!
10h48: Still not absolutely drunk. Doing something else while getting ready. truth be said, there is no such thing as ''practicing to play the piano efficiently while drunk''. It just. it dont work man.
10h53: i think it is time to begin. I am now better at correcting my typos because I AM A WIZARD. Wizards are smart. Man I said dc 17. that mean 18 intel, yo, unless I took some feats which i don't recall doing. i guess I'm just a drunk genius. a drunk genius. I will use said genius to solve the current crysis of the fort, and get no credit for it. I'm basically Tyrion Lannister. Except I'm like 6 foot tall. Disregard.
11h00: Ok, booting the save. I decided to slow down on the fireball, because im low on spells per day I guess. this thing in my fridge is called a Lion's Winter ale. which is rdundant because all ales are winter ales in canada. BUT it has a fancy lion on it and somwhat taste
10h03:
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11h06: wow, demons and dead dwarves. everywhere. The good news is, a chicken is in hell, and perfectly alive. Good job buddy. Greater news still, lord mister Tacos is back.
Wow they carved my catacombs out. all of them
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11h12: Decided to brainstorm on current plans. went to pee instead. very awkward withotu a door. instead ended up having a fight in my living room against imaginary dolphin ninjas. my kung fu is strong.
10h17: Deleted the naryar the mighty mark. partly b ecause temporal erosion, partly because all my dwarves are registered as moles. I dont like moles. I hate french people and their assumption that taupe is a mole, instead of a color.
we have no metal. i know this because i spent 4 minutes browsing the stock screen andnot finding the bar section. we will dig, and aquire riches, and turn the ugly pyramid into a pithole of misery, depravation and FUCKING STATUES EVERYWHERE.
Hope you guys put brewing and farming on automation cause i aint havint none of it.
10h23:
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10h28: someone decided to become something other than a miner. that wont do.
wait he's a turkey. i guess turkey gobbler is an ok job for a turkey. I mean you could be a turkey miner but i guess thats fiiiine.
my reign shall be remembered as a period of inaction and passive agressiveness toward farm animal.s
Meanwhile cruffy five withdrawns from society. Not sure where he withdraws too. it wont be much fun if he goes toward the demon-hosting part of the fortress.
10h35: that room on fire is still on fire. someone do somethign about it. lord mr tacos, please.
Meanwhile, work on THE MINE starts. we discover opals. OPALS an, just like that show that played when i was young about a genie and his son being trapped in opals somewhere in australia. you know what im talking about. They were genies. trapped in opals.
our opals dont have genies tho. tht was wishful thinking.
Post by: Bobnova on January 14, 2015, 10:13:55 am
Went to work, and immediately told my boss I was having none of this shit, and left.
Quote of the day there. lol
Post by: Scruffy on January 14, 2015, 11:32:39 am
Edit: I think that's Shoruke's save.
Post by: Taupe on January 14, 2015, 11:41:46 am
I mean playing obviously, not being drunk
Post by: Scruffy on January 14, 2015, 11:43:56 am
Yes that is a valid point. I realise now your save was hidden in a spoiler, which in hindsight was A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. didnt everyone die on your turn tho? maybe thats better that way. i can stop if you guys want.Also multiple new constructed walls, candy battle-axe, candy armor and loads of death.
I mean playing obviously, not being drunk
Just do as you wish. Keep playing if you want
Post by: Taupe on January 14, 2015, 11:48:41 am
Post by: Naryar on January 14, 2015, 11:51:46 am
Maybe I'll play next monday evening ?
Post by: Taupe on January 14, 2015, 11:53:06 am
Post by: TD1 on January 14, 2015, 11:55:06 am
For the !!FUN!!.
Post by: Taupe on January 14, 2015, 11:56:39 am
Post by: Scruffy on January 14, 2015, 11:58:13 am
It is knownSorry about that. Shouldn't have mentioned anything so you wouldn't have lost your progress (and wasted part of your intoxication)
Anyway, which ever save you use just make the turn interesting ;) The save with the dead dorfs is a bit dull until you get the first migrant wave
Post by: Taupe on January 14, 2015, 12:03:29 pm
altho, i am starting to feel a bit drowsy. not sure this turn will go anywhere, sorry people
EDIT: it rebegins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Took a break, ate a yogurt, barfed it up. everyone saw. we dont have a bathroom door. this is wonderful.
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The ghost outnumber the living dwarves 7 to 2. The sadest part is, this is a real number, not a ratio.
better get some graves in place. Thankfully someone hollowed the hill because reasons, giving us plenty space for burial. BUT everyone is on break. ant't blame them, myself a m playing ssb on my gameboy instead of micromanaging them. they have their orders, theyll get to it whenever. place tombs, make slabs. an idiot could figure it out.
Stop drinking, lord mister tacos, look what it did to me. im a mess. you should do better. get to work you cunt.
I'm sorry, how can you have no job. the other guy is resting, that ok. but you6 Lord mr tacos the second, you have all labord enabled, how can ypu not have any jobs.
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LMT is planting seed, or trying to. thats all hell do. Beh.
Now he's fishing. he care little about my orders. i think the fort is lost. this will be no doomforests, im afraid.
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Oh great. it is the elves. they have come to watch lord mr tacos fish. his ability to be fishing is renowned worldwide. none ca n withstand his tremendous ability to be fishing. come watch him at work. it be marvelous. i know, ive been doing that for 20 minutes now.
LMT is now sleeping. so am i. nothing is happening.
Well, all tis not doing nything was tough, better grab a bite, right, miste lord mister tacos? he's eating now. because fuck you, thats why.
A lot of people are missing for a week. if only we had a way to unravel this mystery. like, i dunno, not fishing all day.
BUT fishing all day has advantages. lord mister tacos the second is now totally dressed liek a farmer. this will redeem the fortress for sure. good job bro, priorities.
LMT is going to entomb somebody annnnd just kidding, he stole the boots from a corpse and went back fishing.
Meanwhile the elven merchants are srta waiting , wondering hat the fuck sis going on with this pyramid. The answer is nothing, lads, nothing is going on at all. excpt fishing whichi is awesome and ever present. that what you get for being born in a stagnant, fishless pond, you stupid trouts. in your fish face, but of course, we dont tell this to the elves. We just keep them outside, staring at the pyramid. i am Ozymandrunk, yada yada.
Part of pur fort's bedrooms are in the fog of war. this is how little we have explored inside the pyramid. ''oh yes, level 3, thats where most the bedrooms are, but we cant know for sure''
Thankfully, i gave LMT the only egraved bedroom, as well as a desk and a table. Youd think he coul eat anywhere, but this makes him feel more at home. he spent the last two days robbing a corpse from its socks and pants, an stored them under his new bed.
This is very boring. i will survive until migrants show up, and wrap up the save. keep in ind, there is a loose forgotten beast arpund. i dare not deactivate the planting nd gathering on lord mister tacos, for fear that he will wander downstairs and die. his dedication to sucking could very well be our salvation. Locking down the caverns shall be our priority when someone else takes over.
It is now summer. 7 ghosts are now watching Lord Mister Tacos fish. somehow, i get the feeling that being a ghost is incredibly boring. Thankfullly none of them is violent or agressive. they are just standing there, barely coherent trying to remain awake. thats roght even our ghosts are drunk.
Lord Mister Tacos cancels fishing, because he's too horrifies. then he resumes fishing, because he is essentially a boring individual with no drive in life.
Not exactly sure why most of our drinks are being stashed outside, on the middle of the northern pyramid slope. I'm not even gonna ask.
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some dude appear after 6 months, plus 3 motnhs from the other save. im done, guys, im so done. wraping thing up, and posting the save eventually.
Post by: Kamin on January 14, 2015, 01:38:18 pm
Post by: SanDiego on January 14, 2015, 04:18:47 pm
Post by: Taupe on January 14, 2015, 04:59:23 pm
Post by: Shoruke on January 14, 2015, 09:44:28 pm
instead ended up having a fight in my living room against imaginary dolphin ninjas.
That was the part where I said aloud, "Either that makes more sense in context, or this guy is FUCKING drunk."
That whole thing was amazing, even if you didn't get a lot done XD
Post by: Naryar on January 15, 2015, 10:47:19 am
I just did some catching up and I want one thing clear - this fort has THREE memorials to DECEASED WAGONS? HOW'S THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??
I ordered four of them >:(
Post by: Scruffy on January 15, 2015, 04:59:32 pm
I feel bad for making you play that 1 dwarf fort Taupe
Post by: Kamin on January 15, 2015, 05:11:25 pm
Even though it must have been a really dull half a year to play your turn was really interesting to read.Yeah, you're pretty much the worst ever for that, Scruff. I like Taupe's turns.
I feel bad for making you play that 1 dwarf fort Taupe
Post by: Scruffy on January 15, 2015, 05:31:09 pm
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)
Post by: Kamin on January 15, 2015, 05:37:29 pm
Erm.I was kidding, Scruffy. I don't think you're the worst. Quite the opposite! You should play.
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)
Post by: Scruffy on January 15, 2015, 05:39:41 pm
Yes, I do have a sense of humor. Trying to quickly chuck down some booze. Only 1l of 16% home wine this time but should be enough for a quick turn. I have some more but I doubt I will need it considering the time.Erm.I was kidding, Scruffy. I don't think you're the worst. Quite the opposite! You should play.
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)
Post by: Kamin on January 15, 2015, 05:58:45 pm
Yes, I do have a sense of humor. Trying to quickly chuck down some booze. Only 1l of 16% home wine this time but should be enough for a quick turn. I have some more but I doubt I will need it considering the time.Erm.I was kidding, Scruffy. I don't think you're the worst. Quite the opposite! You should play.
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(Yeah, I just did that)
Post by: Scruffy on January 15, 2015, 06:02:20 pm
That's.. interesting. Will hurry.*cracks tiny whip* FASTER! YA! YA!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Downloaded the save and got it running. Still drinking for a while before starting
edit: half a litre of wine in half an hour. I'm just a man. Dorf. Something. A short, stubby man. An ur-dwarf. I think
Anyway, getting drunk
Edit:
Starting now. Prettyu drunk
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10449
edit:
I don't remember much about that turn. Why do we have a magma crab in a cage? How did a magma crab even reach our front gates and get hit by a rockfall trap?
Don't want to know
Post by: Shoruke on January 15, 2015, 11:23:25 pm
I'm going with the second one. Good job, Scruffy.
I think I'm going to take another turn soon... possibly today, but probably not. But almost definitely within the next 4 days.
Post by: Scruffy on January 15, 2015, 11:29:46 pm
Can't decide if "GOD DAMN IT SCRUFFY" or "that was hilarious, good job Scruffy"save is up. just take a turn when ever you feel like it. you can grow plumphelmets in hell. there is plenty of mud.
I'm going with the second one. Good job, Scruffy.
I think I'm going to take another turn soon... possibly today, but probably not. But almost definitely within the next 4 days.
well, i'm off to bed. so tired and 6:30
Post by: Shoruke on January 15, 2015, 11:43:11 pm
On my next turn, I'm going to try to set up a system to alternate dumping water and magma into hell. When they mix, it makes obsidian, even if the water/magma is only 1/7 deep, right? So, do that several times, and eventually you have a pillar. (A very misshapen pillar)
Then we can have the Drunk Fortress colonize hell, and isn't that just too awesome to not do?!?
EDIT: Oh, hell, why not. I'll take my turn now. I've got the save loaded, I've stocked up on vodcoke supplies (and an eclair), it's time to go.
Post by: Scruffy on January 16, 2015, 06:08:11 am
EDIT: Oh, hell, why not. I'll take my turn now. I've got the save loaded, I've stocked up on vodcoke supplies (and an eclair), it's time to go.Go for it. Hopefully the fort will get some migrants soon.
Edit: no turn? Shame. Oh well. Someone will take one eventually
Cheers shoruke
Post by: Shoruke on January 16, 2015, 09:29:51 am
Spoiler: that turn (click to show/hide)
Here, have a save. (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10452)
NEXT USER HAS TO DRINK WHENEVER... uh... whevnever s/he eats a snack during their turn.
if you'll excuse me I have to go invent a new liver.
*flpo into bed*
Post by: Scruffy on January 16, 2015, 09:35:07 am
still under way, plz wait >_>oh yes. Keep drinking the good fight shoruke
Post by: Shoruke on January 16, 2015, 11:03:21 am
Just htought I'd make a whole new post to bump the thread so people notice.
Since when do I have 20 TvTropes tabs about drinking open? Whatever. Bedtime.
If nobody etakes a turn in the tnext week I'll do a couble-turn, but dsomehow I doubt that'll happen.
Post by: Taupe on January 16, 2015, 03:26:59 pm
Post by: Yoink on January 18, 2015, 02:38:55 am
Post by: Scruffy on January 18, 2015, 02:49:07 pm
If nobody etakes a turn in the tnext week I'll do a couble-turn, but dsomehow I doubt that'll happen.Heh. Not gonna let that happen. If someone doesn't take a turn before weekend I'll take one and since nobody wants yet another scruffy turn everyone should go get drunk and take a turn!
(No pressure. Take a turn only if you feel like doing it, not because someone one the forums told you to do so even though you should because I said so.. ;D)
Post by: Yoink on January 18, 2015, 06:24:03 pm
I kinda want to play the game more and learn it a bit better sober first, anyway, haha.
Post by: Shoruke on January 18, 2015, 10:00:44 pm
I kinda want to play the game more and learn it a bit better sober first, anyway, haha.That's a fairly solid plan. Dwarf Fortress is notoriously REALLY REALLY HARD on the best of days, and we're playing with a handicap.
On the other hand, Losing Is Fun!
Post by: Scruffy on January 19, 2015, 07:33:41 am
That's a fairly solid plan. Dwarf Fortress is notoriously REALLY REALLY HARD on the best of days, and we're playing with a handicap.And really !!FUN!! on the drunkest of days.
I'm really itching to see if we can get that hell obsidian project working
Post by: Naryar on January 19, 2015, 09:00:34 am
Hoping internet comes back to home so i don't need to go to school to have it.
Post by: Scruffy on January 19, 2015, 09:14:54 am
I intend to take a turn this week, will be Wednesday.As much I'd want to wait until Thursday to take a turn I really feel like drinking tonight and feel EVEN more like playing dwarf fortress.
Hoping internet comes back to home so i don't need to go to school to have it.
So, either I player yet another turn or start a new solo fort.
Hmm
Post by: Bobnova on January 19, 2015, 09:46:30 am
Post by: Scruffy on January 19, 2015, 09:55:14 am
Scruffy, Drunkard withdraws from society...
Scruffy, Drunkard has claimed a computer.
Scruffy, Drunkard sketches pictures of
..a forest
... shining bars of metal
..death
..molten rock
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
i hope you don't feel like this is turning into a scruffy show because i take so many turns. If you think so please say so.
It's just that I have time to drink often this month and nobody else is taking turns right now. Started the save
TURN STARTS HERE
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
that might have been a year or two years. not sure. it was pretty nmycg aytopilot
EDIT: Post drunk hangover analysis
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naryar on January 19, 2015, 10:08:56 am
Also, sleep is my enemy.
Post by: Scruffy on January 19, 2015, 03:15:28 pm
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10472
Post by: Yoink on January 19, 2015, 04:31:58 pm
That was an... interesting read!
Post by: Scruffy on January 19, 2015, 04:39:56 pm
*throws a banana*
Post by: Shoruke on January 19, 2015, 11:19:47 pm
i hope you don't feel like this is turning into a scruffy show because i take so many turns. If you think so please say so.
WELP
TIME TO CHASE ALL THAT DOWN WITH VODKA AND PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES
I have named my latest fort Beerales in honor of !! DRUNKFORT!!, as I do not believe that there is a dwarven word for "vodcoke." May I also request a dorfing?Someone who has adopted my slang? Why yes sir, you may absolutely request a dorfing. In fact, I think I will carry that dorfing out right now while I get ready to have
another Shoruke turn
*MEEEDLY MEEEDLY MOWWWOWOWOOOOWWWWWWWW* (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_ykCEZHiVw)
(sorry Scruffy, but First Drunk First Served)
I just had a hilariously bad idea.
EDIT: Oh, hell, why not. I'll take my turn now. I've got the save loaded, I've stocked up on vodcoke supplies (and an eclair), it's time to go.
Actually, I was getting worried about me taking too many turns :P
But we can't BOTH be taking too many turns, that'd just be weird. So I think we're just... all good here.
Also, that turn was hilarious. Even if the fort got REKT, and how.
Post by: Taupe on January 19, 2015, 11:34:35 pm
Quote
pic35 hell
HELL!!!"
started building in hell
nneed to get mroedrunk
diggging in hell
dum da dum
cavein in helkl.
miner founded
pic36
Am I the only one eagerly awaiting to see those two last screenshots?
Post by: Scruffy on January 20, 2015, 08:36:18 am
Am I the only one eagerly awaiting to see those two last screenshots?I messed up the pictures so there are some missing but the last one is already there, just a bit too early. Removed duplicate pictures
Sorry, the missing images are gone. Have this instead:
(http://i.imgur.com/GYz0OQN.jpg)
isn't nature full of wonder?
Post by: Taupe on January 20, 2015, 02:04:19 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 20, 2015, 02:08:13 pm
Post by: Yoink on January 20, 2015, 11:52:16 pm
That's amazing. :D
Post by: Naryar on January 21, 2015, 07:45:11 am
Downloading the save. Today is martini day, don't think I should add beer on that else
Post by: Scruffy on January 21, 2015, 07:52:35 am
Drinking this evening. I will probably not have internet access at home, so you won't have glorious direct drunken FIGHT AGAINST SLEEP shenanigans.Veni, nanus, vomui. I came, dorfed, vomited. Or something
Downloading the save. Today is martini day, don't think I should add beer on that elsevomitFun will happen.
Meh. Veni, vermini, vomui..
Go for it. Just remember to post the turn when you get the chance
Post by: Naryar on January 21, 2015, 12:23:30 pm
I think your save is corrupted, scruffy. (downloading it again just to be sure) Ima downloading Shoruke's save.
Be on guard for a glorious turn tomorrow.
Post by: Scruffy on January 21, 2015, 12:35:17 pm
le in extremis internet accessTested it. It is working. Which version of DF are you using? It won't work on pre 40.20 I think
I think your save is corrupted, scruffy. (downloading it again just to be sure) Ima downloading Shoruke's save.
Be on guard for a glorious turn tomorrow.
Post by: Ruhn on January 21, 2015, 01:05:17 pm
Post by: SanDiego on January 21, 2015, 07:02:40 pm
Post by: Bobnova on January 21, 2015, 09:00:31 pm
Post by: Taupe on January 22, 2015, 12:01:15 am
Post by: Shoruke on January 22, 2015, 02:03:30 am
Post by: Naryar on January 22, 2015, 03:39:00 am
Post by: Naryar on January 22, 2015, 03:42:04 am
Scruffy's save wasn't corrupted at all in fact, it was just me downloading poorly.
18:57
18:47 Starting my first drink, a Westmalle Trappist belgian beer 9,5%, i added some concentrated lime juice to it, it's good.
18:55 Sober assessment of the fortress:
There's a mess of magma and water in the lover levels (<= dat typo), I think scruffy drowned all the magma forges and also dug through the adamantine tube straight into gmamgma. (Oh wow I am already doing typos for someone who has not even drunk 5cl of beer)
18:57 Damn my touchpad is only working vertically :P
19:01 This is going to be problematic. I put a bit of liquid in it, and now it's not working.
And I don't have a working mouse either.
19:11 Restart computer, PROBLEM SOLVED.
Anyways, i'm continuing my mostly sober assessment.
Dem caverns, tall as fuck.
19:17 I would so pull that dolomite lever but I am not drunk enough, so i'm not unpausing.
The walls are composed of grey palm trees, pine trees, and dead spearelves. The usual.
Meanwhile, in the magma forges, there's a dead bobnova, a black mamba venom barrel and 7/7 water. And tons of crap meandering about, a good flood in overall.
Hell seems to be empty. So scruffy seems to have drained the third cavern lake in the messiest way possible, and there are some cave grass growing up in Hell. Also it's wet down here.
I think this fort was not made for sober eyes. Time to finish my drink.
19:23 I'll probably not start for a while since my blood alcohol is rather elf-like at the moment. Going to drink, do other stuff, try to connect, etc.
19:26 Finished my first beer. I actually think the lime concentrated juice ain't very good with this beer, it goes better with pale ale.
Gotta try it with Martini though. Opening second beer, and gonna eat a bit.
19:31 Eh I want to talk, that beer ain't THAT good after all... i mean it's NOT shit-beer but after the second 33cl bottle I am kinda getting sick of it. I'm gotta try it again with lime.
Also, glorious alcohol reserves. Note that one bottle of beer is empty, the second is mostl in the glass.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/5555drunktally.png)
19:39 Blood sausage is a DWARVEN food. I ain't so hot on the beer, but I said I would play, so there's that.
Also I remember the Skyrim exploration music was pretty nice for DF. ALSO THERE ARE SOME MORROWIND TRACKS ON THERE HNNNNNG- If there is a fight i will switch to some chosen Icewind Dale II tracks.
19:43 I realize nearly all the dwarves are non-dorfed. What is this blasphemy ? Did the ones I dorfed all died horribly ? Or did someone cancelled my dorfing ? Bah. There is not a single naryar in there.*
So, time to dorf people, sufficiently drunk to tdo dod that at least (see ? the tupos don't lie )
Oh wow they are inddeeed all dead. heyh indeed dead there's some nice wordplay on there. Maybe this here Shoruke is one of the guys i dorfed ?
ANYWAYS, TIME FOR SOME DORFING
*finishes his drink* DRUNKEN INSPIRATION STRIKE ME
19:47 Done with the drink, now is martini time ! And dorfing time ! I just hope i don't drink too much/sleep/vomit.
19:51 Drinking some tea. Yes, it' s non-alchologic (o hwow these typos). Yes, I need it to fight my most hated enemy. Also, to fight dehydratation.
19:55 Martini time ! I'm not sure about mixing it with lime. Oh well, experiences are Fun. Also, THIS FORTRESS NEEDS MORE BOBNOVAS
20:07 Martini + lime is win. Also my touchpad is being Fun again.
20:09 Oh boy, i seem to be getting at my limit. I'm gonna drink that martini slowly else vomit and alcohol loss will be had. On the other hand, my dorfing of all dwarves is going well, and i've got some good DF music.
20:15 Touchpad is being obnoxious again. I feel that i'm not drunk enough, needs some more martini
20:18 Alright, another glass of tea, and now some more martini ! I will finishging the dorfing and then I will put myself to whatever proejct alcohol wants me to do. Also, starting the game. It's late summer, ok
20:22 Dorfing finished. Now I must do... something. There are so much dead people it's not even funny (I'm not drunk enough for it to be funny, I guess), so i'm ordering coffins done. Will need to build them. So the fort ddoesnt ' Wrex out.
20:25 oh wow there are already some coggins made, alright, time to dig and build stuff
20:27 Autumn has come... and we don't have enough miners
>le dwarf therapist face
time to set up some miners !
20:30 alright, 7 more miners or something... they will dig
don't make me make more PICKS
20:34 people are not dggiing, therefore i must rink more. sounds logical no ,,d? ,?
DISCOVERED A BUNCH OF LEVERS, MUST PULL THEM ALL ! ALL I SAY!
20:38 oh wow i get it, people are building stuff in hell, with rocsk it's OVERLY slow, yayayaay
20:41 well fuck these engraved digging drunken catacombs, don't have enough dwarfpower. i'll just build tombs in rows next to the ones in rows alreaduy. more simple.
20:42 oh wowthere is a grand total of 2 military dwarves available
we are so dying if we don't turtle up
20:43 ah i see people are actually building all these dead people boxes (yes coffins btuty who gives a shit), that is good, maybe I will be able to do something actually
20:46 Kamin 0 and Naryar 0 are fighting
i'm not sure i can save this fort toanymore especially while drunk
20:48 We cannot possibly support this hell probject, too much stuff, not enough dwarves, too much fun, canceling everything
i'm sorry scruffy but we'll have to watig for more migrants
NEED TO DRINK MORE/E
20:49 The building of tombs is rather good. Meanwhile, I must rink more;
20:52 Building of tombs id done, nowi can put myself to something more interting
Also martini must flow ! Unlike spice, after al martini is liquid but the spice of life is solid. So, drinking more.
20:54 People are sill contstructing buildings in the cvverns . I don't even knowwhat its is bah i should cancelcld cne cnacelc everything FUCK THIS SHIT AN THYESE TYPOS, THE MIGHTY NARYAR IS ALLMIGHTY !
20:::57 The outpost Liasion Ursit Mac Whatever has arrived From Whatever Drunk Fortres Location
oh, why do i care, i should just dfhack magma on top of your head
20:58 there are two trade depots, is that even possible ? MUST DRINK MOAR DUE TO REVELATIONS
21:00 ordering four additional trade depots done, MORE DRADE TEDPEOTS HAHAHA
I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MARTINI I MUST FILL MY GLORIOUS GLASS
21:03 eh this touchpad thing is reall anyoyging tor or whatever annoyigng meauybe lol typos !1 one elventy wow must stop pytytping
21:04 it works again, anyways the martini is needed to support this fortress
i have no idea why am I playing because stuff is messed up, also touchpad ifxed itself up, i don't even know why hahaha, must rink more ;d
21:07 I definitely need more pictures
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/60620drunkfort1.png)
alright, i don't think pictures are really needed... oh wait levers
21:11 will need to drink and then pull them all
i'm not even caring about hell i just need to increase andstabilize this fort's population since they are all occupied and we need to work on it.
21:14 NEED TO DRINK MORE (mantras are essential to drunk fortress, you know it.)
Also, pulling every lever I see; Considering the state of the fortress I don't think it will make things worse. (Wow no typos, i must beblesedde dby armok and here the typos come again heh)
I wonder that will happen. Will it be that fun or no ?
21:21 drunken trading i'm not even feeling like it eh
must drink moar! the drunken traders are going thorugh t our dorors no i don't feel like trading, besiededs this fortres is a mess (ore noticealby more than me at the moment) and why trade, i mean we're full f food and drinkg alreayt !d arleady !dnbanhf hBAH why do i even bother typing
21:24 CANCEL EVERY SEIGNDESIGNATION this is pointless
21:27 While I try to wall of hell, water comes down from the stairs. Nope.avi
21:30 Canceling more hell floors. Our population is too thin and too messy to do that.
So i'm just trying to save this fort. Of course there's the possible goblin siege coming soon enough.
21:33 Naryar 3 has a fey mood. We'll see how this works.
21:35 Uggipukki has gone stark raving mad !
who the hell give that dwarf that nickname, i mean I would go mad ifI had a name like that as weelll
21:36 I HAVE NO REQUESTS, DEAR OUTPOST LIAISON
too bussy findingout what the hell is happening and how i can stop it
21:40 It is official, I don't think I can fixthe fort. things hare happening and i don't een know how it to fix it
NEED TO DRINK MORE.
21:43 I don't think this turn is worth more than that. All dwarves are occupied and I cannot do more stuff than that. No migrants, no stuff, no things
I will simply save and stop. I already put enough dwarves as that.
21:45 This is the end ! we'll stop. I don't think I can improve the fort. Alright, it was a fun turn, in which i meana !!fun!! turn or something euqqually comedic.
ALRIGHT? END TURN
21:46 Cannot possibly move forward. Alright, see you next time.
Sober assessment: Well, that was a two-season turn. nothing really happened except me trying to save the fortress from it's probably imminent wrextermination. Also drunken shenanigans, and no sleep this time.
Ah yes, I also built four additional trade depots and pulled a bunch of levers. (The ones that are in bunch of eight, or something)
Post by: Naryar on January 22, 2015, 03:45:23 am
Save's uploading. Soon you will be able to access it, Shoruke.
edit : http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10479
Post by: Taupe on January 22, 2015, 03:53:34 am
Post by: Scruffy on January 22, 2015, 03:55:30 am
Wait, did you just pull the obsidian generator levers while most of the dorfs were INSIDE the candy spire or hell directly underneath and also pulled the levers that seal off lower levels so they can't escape? Yet another spire forever unavailable
Interesting
Edit: Strangely enough I can't get the save to run
testing with 40.24 (was using 40.23)
Ok. It required 40.24
Yep. Dorfs, magma, water, obsidian, candy and hell. All in one happy mixture.
Shoruke appears to be close to drowning, Kamin is trapped and will soon melt and Naryar is just stumbling around
What have you done?!?
I approve of this.
Also, our front gates seem to be gone
Post by: Taupe on January 22, 2015, 03:57:53 am
Post by: Naryar on January 22, 2015, 04:00:45 am
Trappist. Mmm. Trappist are good but lemon juice with trappist?
Wait, did you just pull the obsidian generator levers while most of the dorfs were INSIDE the candy spire or hell directly underneath and also pulled the levers that seal off lower levels so they can't escape? Yet another spire forever unavailable
Interesting
I don't even know :P
Naryar is just stumbling around
this is quite accurate from a player perspective
Post by: Shoruke on January 22, 2015, 09:10:34 am
Assuming nobody beats me to the punch, I'll take a turn tomorrow.
NEWS UPDATE: It is now tomorrow. I am therefore eating cheese bread and fried chicken and drinking vodcoke zero. Once drunk, I will play Drunk Fortress.
Post by: Yoink on January 23, 2015, 04:23:43 am
I am getting drunk myself here, but since I currently lack a computer I look forward to living vicariously through a Shoruke turn! :D
Post by: Shoruke on January 23, 2015, 05:43:31 am
Spoiler: everyone dies (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: assessment (click to show/hide)
Post by: Taupe on January 23, 2015, 05:53:40 am
urhm...
...booze?
Anyway, the next fortress should be called Vodcoke.
Post by: Naryar on January 23, 2015, 07:07:41 am
It was inevitable.
Post by: Scruffy on January 23, 2015, 07:18:03 am
Nice turn Shoruke. Really brings out the confusion and drunken engineering. Sums up the fort pretty nicely.
I do not regret pulling these levers at all.All I regret is not pulling them myself
(or not leaving a trapped settlement of dorfs and plumphelmet farms in hell while the rest of the fort gets murdered)
Post by: Shoruke on January 23, 2015, 07:46:25 am
Spoiler: part 2 is boring (click to show/hide)
Here have a save (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10485)
Post by: Naryar on January 23, 2015, 08:42:00 am
I will take a turn in a few days, I think. Monday evening maybe.
Post by: Kamin on January 23, 2015, 02:01:55 pm
Post by: Yoink on January 23, 2015, 10:07:00 pm
Post by: Shoruke on January 23, 2015, 10:32:31 pm
Is the embark on a new world altogether? I want to get the pictures in the OP right--the correct world picture, as well as the correct embark picture.
No, same world as the previous fort.
Also, did nobody notice that at one point all the rocks seem to be negative hundreds of thousands of spaces away from the crafting rooms?!?
Post by: Taupe on January 23, 2015, 10:34:16 pm
Post by: Bobnova on January 23, 2015, 10:44:06 pm
Yeah that looked ominous, I thought the next bit was going to be about generating a new world because Floating Point Demons ate that one.Is the embark on a new world altogether? I want to get the pictures in the OP right--the correct world picture, as well as the correct embark picture.
No, same world as the previous fort.
Also, did nobody notice that at one point all the rocks seem to be negative hundreds of thousands of spaces away from the crafting rooms?!?
Post by: Scruffy on January 24, 2015, 07:31:23 am
Post by: Naryar on January 25, 2015, 07:38:17 am
Post by: Shoruke on January 25, 2015, 09:00:19 am
Post by: Scruffy on January 25, 2015, 10:00:50 am
He felt pleasure reading a fine turn lately.
Was very pleased to be uncovered lately.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A short, sturdy creature fond of booze and fortresses.
He needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far, far too long
Waiting for your turn Naryar
Post by: Naryar on January 25, 2015, 10:23:33 am
Post by: Naryar on January 25, 2015, 12:46:44 pm
Here's what I have :
A bit of martini with lemon juice in here, 3 Christmas brew Grimbergen's, and one chestnut-flavored Corsican beer. (It won't explode at me, no)
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/3107beertally.png)
Will start by the martini. Let's see if beer on martini is Fun... shall we ?
18:42 White martini + lemon juice is indeed very good. I'll need to try red martini with lemon juice, but not so sure.
18:50 Done with the first martini glass. Now I must finish the rest of the martini ,ha haha this will be fin i mean fun.
18:53 alllriiight second glass has started, i'm also opening the save
18:58 why is there no grass in the caverns
why are the trees LSD trees
and i'm not even drunk yet i mean alcohol couldn't possibly reach my veins in 15 minutes
19:00 Continuing to drink, I'm not starting yet. I think shoruke mentioned a volcano drain but i see no magma everywhere
it's the first day of spring, let's see how long I last (maybe i last more than one year !)
i will try to make this turn the stuff of drunken legend, yes lime martini is good
19:09 Many trees. Much cut wood. Fortress defense has been started, but needs some serious work.
need to finish that martini. Also we're 6 dwarves, Naryar died (why it had to be Naryar ? >:( )and no migrants yet.
It's the first of hematite, early spring. Maybe I'll do more than a year !
19:10 I'm done with the martini. I am honestly surprised with my alcohol consumption speed this day.
I'mma gonna drink a beer over that martini and then start.
About the fort, Shorukke dig to the caverns and he dig so hard and mightily than we have huge holes in the caverns, no defense against FB's at all.
Since we have a volcano <3 I'll start a metalworking industry soon. Probably AFTEr we have only seven dwarves though.
19:16 Will go for a walk, probably gonna go to the local pub. I think I need some fresh air. Then when I'm back we'll start soon !
19:57 Had a Gulden Draak at the pub/bar, awesome beer as always. Also not feeling drunk enough, so I'm dunking another beer before I play. Time for le drunk thunder game.
20:31 Had another beer. I will start now, though, because... well, I must play !
Will drunk more because not feeling drunk enough.
20:33 Alright, it's STARTING time wow caps loc
20:37 Why is the drunken thing... I mean the carpenter's workshops not CLOSER to the surface i mean we're only seven and yet the dwarves are spending half of their time hauling wood
must drink more, feeling pretty drunk right here
20:40 i must make something, that is to say an underground farm plot beacuese there isn't and shoruke ahas the birghting bright i mean idea of putting his farm worskshop level in an nearly ALL RCOK LEVEL
i eman what
20:45 Construct wooden Chair (10) has been compltered
i mean WHAT THE FUCK WOODEN CHAIRS SHORUKE ARE YOU AN ELF SYPMPTATHIZER
THERE NEEDS TO BE ROCK CHAIRs in there; oR METAL; (capslock fail again). Rock and metal chairs are pretty dwarven, I believe.
20:48 wow starving horses, i therefore order a pasture made of things and horses and i put the mule in there goforor fgood reason (maybe they will interbreed ? oh wait, that's horse and doneky, mules are already sterile due to too high genetic distance between both parents)
20:52 i see shoruke has alreadu done a magmasmelter level, i thoufhgt it wasn't done yet, respect for thgimg i mean him !
well, people are smelting tetrahtehdrite or whaterver, i think we need to focus more on food industry and stuff first, also mrore froooms;
20:55 I just designated in underground far plot , it needsto be done, PLUMPT HELMETN?Ss:§ § 5 WOW FHYDR (nevermind the typo), so plump helmets winter, sweet plots spring, cave wheat summer, and pig tails autumn, should work fine, also it's 4x3 so should be sufficient, maybe, i'll just dig more around it
20:59 shoruke why did you embared with no GROWER dwarf, i can't even get muy head around it, it's a mess
i mean i'm going to use this here vodcoerr covvocvvovkerkcker (wow shit), i mean vodcoker, as grower and he has no skill
derpeheepr dehrp
21:02 Migrants, yes ! win!
First migrant is a macedwarf and he is so going into the miltiriatry. Hop, here you go militia commaner. eecent skill
beforethat arrived an ADEQUATE MILKER? god how useless can these migrants ,be , i need some dwarforppower however, else i'll never wor kthat well
stray reinderr rd claf i am very impressed, nevermind tis her shit i don't even care dde df
oh next pigrant is a piglet, DERP HERP DERPITUD ERP
next migrant is an adequate woodcutter, novice marksward f and it's bretty much all, i've seen worse migrants to be honest :!
21:09 another migrant, novice tanner/spinner/presser, OH WOW I THINK I SHOULD SKILL MYSELF DUE TO RETARDATION
and then an equadteate adequate potter i tink i'm going to uopen the volcano and ust burn foff all of themm
another macedwarf, this one ain't too shitty so ok.avi you're in
21:11 alright, o i thin that's prety much done, migrants are over, we are now at 12 dwarves, not bad
need to contienue dthe projects and stuff, need tomake the fort safedd i think and stuff, i will need a bridge over htat entry aaah tfeeeling squite drunk right now, this will continue
21:21n owwow so ddrunk, muchasthunder, such runk fortress, peopleare fun !
anyways,,,, peopel are here, entered into the runk fortress
i mean i don't even caee care anrymore
22:00 Wow runk fortresss hahaha
Alright, stuff fi sis happening
also things happened
SLEEP NEARLY CLAIMED ME
FUCK THAT? I AM GREATER THAN SLEEEP
stuff is happening : P D: :D
playing more... sutff is happening :D
22:13 Sleep hasn't claimed me.
Anyways, things but must be done, i'm gonna take care of tdrunk fortress
22:19 THings are happening, drunk fortress. It's aways fun! anyways i am posting things, the image is stronk with this one.
built a fortress, things are happening
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/49987drunk fort 1.png)
22:21 build forr things, runk fortress (yet again with these typos !) i'm building a fort drunk fortress, adnd t adh
siler brdige needs for a lever ! ! !de 1 one: one !eelventy of wow all these typos, they mstusmust be GLORIOUS
AH FUCK THAT I AM THE MIGHTY NARYAR, THERE IS NOTHIN CTHAT CNAN STOP ME
22:25 thins are exceptionally fun right now
drunk fortress, i'm still alie
22:26 alright, taking the last beer, corsica beeer is STRONK,
22:27 bridgeis nfisnished, and then things are one
i need to stop being drunk
22:30 seetttign up the lever for the bridge, and the drunk fortress, and the styfff, aww
22:34 making some rrooms, ther'yre 3x1, thery should be sengouhg (oh wow), soemthing like that
maybe i should do something quite fun, yes, magma trap seems pretty fitting while runkd durbnk
22:35 Time for LE - nevermind drunk fortress - i mean the el dorgfing so drunk can't type properly, alright this wil be comedic
22:38, alrright, time to plug in the caverns so n oFrogeteene Beast goes on the fort !
We must stopiit !
My plug seems to be working but i'm quite not sure :O :^p
22:43 Building more rooms, more beds,
22:45 Alright, 25 beds are build, we're12 ,think it's enough for nwo
i willbuild more stuff... also, must warn of people... will give a warning for what is the (don't even feel like finishing)
22:48 Well, the bridge is done. I'm also making a points/routes/notes thing for that. It happens.
bridge should work, fortres is mostly safe
maybe i should cage trap spam, let's do this gtis it s will be funny
22:50 i'm cutigng more terrs, let's see how it does (cave-ins ? funs funs FUN!)
22:53 bobnova has crafter a masterpiece wood bed
yeah it looks bood gobbonvoa, you're the best
oh might fucking armok i am dso drunk this turn is gonna be fun
*gets lightning bolted by armok* I AM SORRY? RGREAT LORD DON'T
23:24 oh well
things are happening
23:47 WEREWARTHGOG
it bypassed our defenses, i will go fro all defenses, kill them all
FOR KHORNE! ALL DWARVES SLAY ! MAIM THEM AND SEE THEM DEAD AND SLAUGHTERED !
23:53 ALL DWARVES ON IT, KILL IT ALL ! FOR THE FORTRESS!
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/67053drunk fort 2.png)
GOOD JOB!!
Now I must wall dwarves, they are uncontrolled and weredwarves
23:54 Well, nevermind, it's dead (PRAISE ARMOK); Now I must wall the dwarves that have been werewarthog'd.
00:06 Alright, got all the werewarthog infectees, now must findthem back . Kill them, or stick them into stuff, probably enclose them somewhere safe.
00:09 MEANWHILE
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/11643forgottenbeast.png)
Fuck you, RNG. Fuck you with a tetanus-filled, rusty knife ALSO infested with Yersinia pestis. There, that's what I am thinking.
Seriously a forgotten beast at 20 dwarves or so ? Fuck you so deep you will remember it with the rest of your life.
Ah well, it's a forgotten beast made of ash. It will die at the first hit.
00:13 oh wait i'm gonna send the werewarthog suqad avainttst it, maybe they'll just ide die lol die !
00:16 Yoink, werewarthog infectee, kicked the forgotten beast o de eahth
ahahaha it's dead just die you fucker
Alright, time to wall in the werewarthog infectess...
00:22 All the fucking bugts werewarthog infecteees FEACES are leaiving, I locked up only one. Need to see where they are !
00:24 Two werewarthog infectees locked, three remaining
seems there will be three locked soon enough
00:32 ALL THE INFECTED DWARVES ARE LOCKED DOWN
GREAT SUCCESSS !
00:34 I will double checkc the werewarthogds so the fort doesn't fail. Also I feel I must lock up the fort.
THE FORT WILL SURVIVE
I WILL NOT BE DEAFEATED
I AM THE MIGHTY NARYAR
00:37 TRRANSFORMATIONTIME
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/62934werewarthogtransformationtime.png)
But fuck you, since I have completely prevailed and all the werewarthogs are confined. Well, one of them is riping his husband to shreds, but this is less important (i assume it is merely marital issues).
Just as planned, werewarthog infection controlled ! I am a follower of Tzeebntch as well, despite appearances ! Khorne is not everything ! War cannot be waged without battle plans, after all !
00:45 Some peasant has been found dead. Well, he just got killed by hiw werewarthog wife.
That was planned and I assumed he will die. He is unimportant.
It's early winter. Soon I will stop, maybe in spring so Scruffy can take a turn (I know he wants one)
00:58 Here's the defenses I set up, just moar cae crtraps
heh
01:00 Not too much drink left, I'm nearly feeling sober
anyways, ti'm filling stuff. Drunk fortress, must be continued. I'm digging for ores, eploratorry miningn n oot not feeling like DFHD hack reveal.
01:04 No more drink left, not feeling Ihave enough drink anyways... probably ending soon, it was a 2/3 season turn but a GOOD one. Nearly feeling sober :P
01:05 Alright, it is an end yet. FOR THE FORTRESS.
I defended valiantly the fortress, next will be ocarradorccaridng to the will of Armok.
Advice for the next people, the real dwarves, the net overseers:
-Haven't done a real military yet, there needs one.
-Food and drink seem fine for now.
-Make a better defense system, right now I feel it will stop a decent amount of goblins but nothing more.
-Beware of werebeasts. I don't have any dog-based advanced detection system.
-If you want to do stupid dwarf tricks with the werebeasts in there then do so, I have no controld s over what you do thoughK.
It is the 15th of Moonstone early winter, so it was a slightly-more-than-2-seasons week. It is done and we must play, and CONQUER.
For Armok ! For Khorne ! There needs to be blood spilled for eternity and in a GLORIOUS way !
When the galaxy burns, we will DEFINE righteousness!
/end turn
Post by: Scruffy on January 25, 2015, 02:29:58 pm
I hope that you will be able to post the save once you are done
Edit: Aww. fixing typos? Please don't
Post by: Naryar on January 25, 2015, 02:42:53 pm
TL/DR this post is a good explanation in itself, i believe
Post by: Scruffy on January 25, 2015, 03:38:38 pm
21:21n owwow so ddrunk, muchasthunder, such runk fortress, peopleare fun !Now THIS is what drunkfortress is all about. You have reached a suitable level of incoherence :D
anyways,,,, peopel are here, entered into the runk fortress
i mean i don't even caee care anrymore
Edit: Don't let the sleep claim you now. We want to know what is happening
HNGH. Must remain drunk so I can take a turn later. Getting late
..I get the feeling that there won't be any dorfs left at this rate
HURRAH! the wereswines are locked?
Well done mighty NarNar
Post by: Naryar on January 25, 2015, 06:47:03 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 25, 2015, 06:49:57 pm
I'll wait for spring and then let you play, scruffmeister.Thanks but I think that I might be a bit too tired for it. I can sleep late though (have to wake up 8 hours from now)
Post by: Naryar on January 25, 2015, 07:13:17 pm
I will post it for the next turn.
Post by: Scruffy on January 25, 2015, 07:27:13 pm
I think that I have drunk more than I should since I have been slowly preparing for the last 6 hours.
Ahh to hell with it. I will just skip tomorrow's lectures and read the lecture materials home later.
Edit: Liked those constant little updates with a timestamp. Kept it interesting to read while you were still playing
Will start aturn when ever possible
Edit:
No save? aww
Well, in that case:
(http://i.imgur.com/4PuS0Bo.jpg)
Post by: Scruffy on January 25, 2015, 08:22:11 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 26, 2015, 01:37:32 am
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10496
Post by: Chevaleresse on January 26, 2015, 01:39:16 am
Post by: Scruffy on January 26, 2015, 05:00:36 am
sorry, actually i don't think I was in a state to upload a save back then, lolNo biggie.
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10496
I have rarely been able to post the save or the pictures after my turns either.
Edit: Screw it. I'll just take a turn now. Since it is midday I will be sober enough tomorrow
Post by: Shoruke on January 26, 2015, 07:11:57 am
Although Naryar seems to have some complaints with how I run the fortress. In my defense, I was
Post by: Scruffy on January 26, 2015, 08:04:26 am
Made a large pile of bacon tortillas. Bacon, hot salsa, red onion, lettuce and fresh chili. Made them a bit too hot but that is good. Forces me into drinking lest my mouth burns.
I have pile of cheap beer and other drinks (9x0.33l + some magners and bulmers) and the remains of my vodka (the pile makes me feel like an alcoholic)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZgOoTwUl.jpg)
Starting now
I'm drunk. Nuff said.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
i tried
i really did
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Post by: Naryar on January 26, 2015, 08:46:21 am
also you are making me hungry...
Post by: Naryar on January 26, 2015, 09:09:57 am
Post by: Bobnova on January 26, 2015, 09:58:05 am
can be combine bedrooms and catacombs? saves time
Just make bedrooms one 5x1. bed, door, cabinet, coffer, coffin
they can be burried in their bedrooms and saves haulingtime too.
seems good
lol
That's as bad as, or maybe worse than, me putting all the coffins in the dining room.
Post by: Naryar on January 26, 2015, 10:21:22 am
Also I'll never again drink goat milk with beer. Let's say the starch attacked the lactose/sugar in the milk and leave it at that :P
edit: damn scruffy, you listening to MARS, THE BRINGER OF WAR ? I gotta try that with dwarf fortress.
Also I approve of this hillside hate. Really. I like flat embarks.
edit 2: SCRUFFY MAKE A FORT ENTIRELY OUT OF WEREWARTHOGS
edit 3: Aw, the fort fell. Web-thrower FB's are grossly overpowered anyways, don't feel bad.
Post by: Shoruke on January 26, 2015, 08:10:51 pm
That fort was holding the record for longest Shoruke-made fort! (The last one was destroyed on the subsequent turn :P)
Man, some of those bursts of incoherency, though. Priceless :P
Post by: Scruffy on January 27, 2015, 04:51:14 am
Tried reclaiming later over ten times. The FB is deadly. Too deadly. Axedorfs, hammerdorfs, miners, marksdorfs, wardogs.. Everything gets slaughtered.
NOOOOOOO!3000th drunk fort post. ´That has to be a some kind of a record too
That fort was holding the record for longest Shoruke-made fort! (The last one was destroyed on the subsequent turn :P)
Man, some of those bursts of incoherency, though. Priceless :P
Post by: jesternario on January 27, 2015, 08:18:17 am
Post by: Naryar on January 27, 2015, 02:03:28 pm
Also are you really gonna read all the thread ? :o
Post by: Scruffy on January 27, 2015, 03:53:33 pm
Would make it easier to find and read the turns
Post by: jesternario on January 27, 2015, 06:22:55 pm
We all miss Clover. She was... well, something like a muse, except with alcohol.
Also are you really gonna read all the thread ? :o
on page 108 now.
Post by: Bobnova on January 27, 2015, 08:31:15 pm
We all miss Clover. She was... well, something like a muse, except with alcohol.
Also are you really gonna read all the thread ? :o
on page 108 now.
Preeeeeeetty sure you just volunteered to keep a list of turns and post/page numbers, at least from 108 onward. :D
Post by: Kamin on January 27, 2015, 10:53:28 pm
Post by: Shoruke on January 27, 2015, 11:14:09 pm
I mean, I could start another fort on... Sunday...? Maybe? If nobody beats me to it.
Post by: Bobnova on January 27, 2015, 11:19:40 pm
Soooo we need a new fort? (Again?) And here I was, thinking you guys were just too sober these days...
Not sure "sober" is quite the right word. "Good", "coping" and "strangelyfunctional" seem like possibilities.
That said, that might have been the quickest fort doom, not sure.
Sounded like year two, maybe.
Post by: jesternario on January 28, 2015, 03:41:38 am
Preeeeeeetty sure you just volunteered to keep a list of turns and post/page numbers, at least from 108 onward. :D
I doubt it. I've forgotten half of it already and am just enjoying the funny stories.
Post by: Naryar on January 28, 2015, 03:50:36 am
I can take a turn Sunday, we'll have to see about organizing our turns Shoruke.
Post by: Taupe on January 28, 2015, 04:31:46 am
Post by: Scruffy on January 28, 2015, 04:56:47 am
I suppose that we could resort to cheating and kill it with DFhack if people are ok with cheating.
The fort is pretty interesting, unfinished and can still endure a few turns of drunken sheningans.
Or just a new fort. (Aww)
Post by: Kamin on January 28, 2015, 05:00:27 am
Tried reclaiming again a few times. Everyone dies withing seconds of encountering the FB.I think we should newfort it; sometimes this is just the way the drunken cookie crumbles, no? I'll put it to a poll, just to see if the body of opinion leans the other direction.
I suppose that we could resort to cheating and kill it with DFhack if people are ok with cheating.
The fort is pretty interesting, unfinished and can still endure a few turns of drunken sheningans.
Or just a new fort. (Aww)
Post by: Naryar on January 28, 2015, 07:33:12 am
Would be funny, sure, but I don't think we can make it drunk.
Also we better make a good cavern defense this time. Else the FB will just make a beeline for our new fortress and REKT it.
Or just wall off the caverns as soon as we strike them.
Post by: Bobnova on January 28, 2015, 10:02:02 am
I'm good either way.
Post by: Shoruke on January 28, 2015, 01:27:18 pm
I can take a turn Sunday, we'll have to see about organizing our turns Shoruke.
I'm in Japan and your profile page says you're in France, so assuming you play Drunk Fortress in the evening like I do, the 9-hour time lag should give you enough time to do a turn after I go to sleep :P
Post by: Kamin on January 28, 2015, 03:48:00 pm
Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Post by: TechnoXan on January 28, 2015, 05:28:01 pm
But I won't be able to play for a while, the whole fort would starve or be killed by forest spiders!! 😝
Maybe in the new fort I could get Dorfed?😃
Post by: Naryar on January 28, 2015, 05:35:34 pm
I can take a turn Sunday, we'll have to see about organizing our turns Shoruke.
I'm in Japan and your profile page says you're in France, so assuming you play Drunk Fortress in the evening like I do, the 9-hour time lag should give you enough time to do a turn after I go to sleep :P
Sure.
Oinocracy ? (I think it IS that...)Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Also drunken autocracy sounds like the worst government ever. Worse than democracy.
Considering that it IS pretty damn fitting for this thread.
Hey guys! I am still reading up through the thread, and WOW! 😄 This is pretty awesome guys and great job! Also this is one of the only succession forts still going and it sounds great.
But I won't be able to play for a while, the whole fort would starve or be killed by forest spiders!! 😝
Maybe in the new fort I could get Dorfed?😃
Join the
Post by: TechnoXan on January 28, 2015, 05:40:14 pm
Awesome! I'll post the stats later (when I think them up)
Post by: Taupe on January 28, 2015, 05:52:25 pm
Post by: TD1 on January 28, 2015, 06:03:20 pm
One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Post by: TechnoXan on January 28, 2015, 06:16:31 pm
You are asking a future drunk person to browse stats and remember to give the right dwarf the right name. You will probably just receive a random dwarf. Or ten of them.Hahaha true!!
Post by: Naryar on January 28, 2015, 06:16:54 pm
One drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Post by: Scruffy on January 28, 2015, 06:47:47 pm
Seven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Post by: Naryar on January 28, 2015, 07:13:52 pm
Three bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Post by: Scruffy on January 28, 2015, 07:18:14 pm
Nine for the dorfed players doomed to dieThree bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Post by: TechnoXan on January 28, 2015, 07:40:06 pm
😝
Awesome! I'll post the stats later (when I think them up)
Alright *Ahem*
Name: Grob Cave Killer
Gendar:Male, If Female, name Greeb
Profession/Skills: Spear dwarf, preferably not cannon fodder
Anything close to this is fine :D
Post by: Kamin on January 28, 2015, 07:54:03 pm
One for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten ThroneNine for the dorfed players doomed to dieThree bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Post by: Scruffy on January 28, 2015, 08:04:53 pm
In the land of Drunk Fort where the forts fallOne for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten ThroneNine for the dorfed players doomed to dieThree bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Post by: Bobnova on January 28, 2015, 09:38:16 pm
😝
Awesome! I'll post the stats later (when I think them up)
Alright *Ahem*
Name: Grob Cave Killer
Gendar:Male, If Female, name Greeb
Profession/Skills: Spear dwarf, preferably not cannon fodder
Anything close to this is fine :D
Ahh, good luck with that.
Your success will depend heavily on which Drunk you get and how drunk they are :D
I give it 65/35 that you end up dorfed as TechnoXan or some drunken typo variant, with a gender/profession of some sort I'm sure. Hopefully that's close enough!
Pretty sure I married myself at one point due to drunken dorfing. I know I was married to another (male...) player at one point.
That said, welcome to the insanity!
Also, feel free to play and run the fort into the ground. It wouldn't exactly be the first time.
We are on world three due to killing two of them after all.
Post by: TechnoXan on January 29, 2015, 09:51:06 am
Oh and thanks, maybe sometime (probably a while) I will try a turn, but I'm quite a bit underage so sleep deprivation looks like my only choice. Oh and if a rule was added against that later in the game, oh well :D
Post by: Bobnova on January 29, 2015, 10:22:10 am
I expect Drunk Fortress will still be around when you hit the magical age of alcohol though, it has staying power.
Post by: Shoruke on January 29, 2015, 11:20:55 am
This thread is literally almost as old as The Age of Legend itself, and here we are making plans, gods help us, to keep going, and the nature of the thread means that it will have staying power for... well, I don't know how long. Likely several more years. Possibly more than a decade; Dwarf Fortress keeps getting updates, so it's not likely to go stale anytime soon, and as long as it has players, it will have drunk players... posting in this thread.
Patience, young padawans, your time will come.
Post by: TD1 on January 29, 2015, 02:11:53 pm
Sigtext'dIn the land of Drunk Fort where the forts fallOne for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten ThroneNine for the dorfed players doomed to dieThree bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Post by: Scruffy on January 29, 2015, 05:31:03 pm
If nobody else does it I will catalog the turns sometime in the near future. (THough didn't someone already count all the turns a few months back?)
Post by: StupidElves on January 30, 2015, 10:14:55 am
Fixed that for youIn the land of Drunk Fort where theOne for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten ThroneNine for the dorfed players doomed to dieThree bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.forts falldrunkards lie
Post by: Ruhn on January 30, 2015, 01:26:16 pm
Quote
This is a smooth granite wall.
On the wall is an exceptional ≡Engraving≡ by Kamin
On the wall is a finely crafted +Engraving+ by Th4DwArfY1
On the wall is an exceptional ≡Engraving≡ by Naryar
On the wall is a masterful ☼Engraving☼ by Scruffy
On the wall is a finely crafted +Engraving+ by Naryar
On the wall is a superior quality *Engraving* by Scruffy
On the wall is a masterful ☼Engraving☼ by Kamin
On the wall is a superior quality X*Engraving*X by Scruffy
On the wall is a well crafted -Engraving- by StupidElves
THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
One drunk to find them.
One drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Seven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stone
Three bottles for the sober-kings under the sky
Nine for the dorfed players doomed to die
One for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten Throne
In the land of Drunk Fort where theforts falldrunkards lie
Fixed that for you
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Post by: Shoruke on January 31, 2015, 03:16:10 am
Today, we learned that Japanese sailors (or ferrymen, at least) are a bunch of wimps. "There's gonna be high winds later today so we're stopping ferry service early."
That is a TWO-MINUTE BOAT RIDE! Sarushima is so close to Yokosuka I can see people eating their lunch at the cafe! If I had a waterproof backpack I could SWIM that, it wouldn't even be hard! FffffffffffUUUUUU
So anyway, since my Saturday plans got cancelled by the weather, I have time and an excuse to get drunk. Time to start a new fort.
Does anyone care if I create a new world? I want more volcanoes.
Post by: Shoruke on January 31, 2015, 08:35:33 am
Spoiler: too drunk too type (click to show/hide)
(http://here have a http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10519)
I think I did thatwrong
Here have a http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10519
FUCK (http://FUCK)
FUCK
I think I did it wright this time (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10519)
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 31, 2015, 08:41:16 am
Post by: Naryar on January 31, 2015, 09:28:33 am
Post by: Shoruke on January 31, 2015, 09:52:16 am
what do I dooooo :'(
(I should not puts--
POST while drunk. Outside of my turn. Sorry.)
EDIT (still drunk): I wonder if anyone will notice I tried to link the save as an image...
Post by: Scruffy on January 31, 2015, 11:53:59 am
Post by: Kamin on February 01, 2015, 12:08:53 am
Post by: Naryar on February 01, 2015, 04:27:21 am
If i can't take a turn this day it'll be Wednesday evening
Post by: Kamin on February 01, 2015, 05:14:10 am
It seems that I will not be able to take a turn this evening. I'm at my parent's ATM, and snow has been falling decently so not sure if I can move today to my house and get drunk.This just in: It's KAMIN TIME.
If i can't take a turn this day it'll be Wednesday evening
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And so begins the naming. I like naming.
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Got some kobold thieves that need to be dealt with. Kamin the Drunk destroys faces.
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Getting our smooth and engrave on.
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Paerty?~! GET BACK TO WORK YOU FOOLS! AND NO MORE BEINGS ATTACKED BY WOLVERSINES!
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Noobdy idle. Know why? 'Cause I work these bitches to the bone. THIS IS MY HOUSE. I beleiev i will order a construction of the Hall of the Kamins. Migraintes! Over 20, too hard to see
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It got away after it turned human. I guess my marksdwarsfs had no botls.
More building.
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It tooks two dorfdeaths, but finally kileld that fsltu. Baby born. Had two and a half, maybe three liters of wine. aI dont' really know what.
Made a good barracks.traing infounf finally, it was important an everybody always dneglatcs the miliatry guys. THAKNSK A FRIGGIN BUNDLE FRANDS more mogrants
ANOTHER WERESLOTH KILL IT
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Two dead and one weresloth dead, againAND IMMEDIATLEY A FUCKIGN WERESKING WTHFUCK MAN KILL IT we almost died becauns there swas nothing to drink. Welp, if ixed that, ;cayuse I MA OVERSEER.蹙额惹烦了就cuerrnely trying to make effecitve magma traps for incaders
less than one liter to go i have a genius idea on how to keep all invaders and wwere vreatures from ever fucking with us and wingning again child is now wereskigk, hahaha, this is terrible and i hate it so much
after seven losese, they took down the werechild but only after it turned baclk into a fefa and now everyone is kiling each other, maybe a tantrun sprial.?
i have no idae what is going on beut everyone is killing everyone
Now fireimps are fucking slaughetering all of our pieopls, great, this hass been such a succedsfful turn! I am glaf to have bothered with it at all.Grom about 50 to 17. I am not impressed wit htsi embark, or my shit luck thus far. 2=1-07-06 os the date.
Myrchatns have arrived, but i let the dimplomat leve unhappy, whops! Spiral of melncholy and dispira. Evetbody is refusing ot eat or drinks. This is just a taste of hell.
(http://i.imgur.com/VHw0xbb.png)
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o my miasma, what in the seven fukas is going on here?! WTG MY MAGMA CANNIN WAS BOTCHED KAMIN9 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN DIS THIS HAOPEN OH DAMN YOU KANIN
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i thin gk were fjcke, boys. It got otu of control after i finsihde the jug. I should nt hav inishd the jug. I cant see what is goinf on, gah so mych eye-molesting blinking and why did i enagrve evetyhti g it looks awful ic ant tella what is oging on i fe;; dslpr got too long i am sorry snapti too mayn keas staleing our shit all of it
gmae vrashed but had sacwd on dirst of autumn you get a chance to not kill us only has deven dorgs ahain whe n it crashzed i sleep again night
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10531 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10531)
Post by: Shoruke on February 01, 2015, 05:15:49 am
Werestuffs and babies and fire imps, oh my.
I thought fire imps weren't all that tough though...? Maybe they've been buffed since I last dealt with them, like, 6 years ago.
Post by: Naryar on February 01, 2015, 10:22:15 am
Also, it looks like this fortress will fall to weresloths.
Ah well. Mantislord don't care, mantislord doesn't give a shit. Mantislord just takes what it wants.
Post by: Bobnova on February 01, 2015, 01:08:49 pm
It was, anyway.
Good to see you active again!
WTF@were*, seems like a lot of that lately.
Where're the n.Bobnova's!?
Post by: TechnoXan on February 01, 2015, 03:11:00 pm
Post by: Scruffy on February 01, 2015, 03:34:37 pm
Great turns guys!! How do you deal with all these baddies? My last fort fell to a werewolf and a frogman siege! Of course, I am using some of the masterwork bad guys...Generally we just throw bodies at them until the problem goes away or we run out of dorfs and the fort falls.
Post by: TechnoXan on February 01, 2015, 04:04:42 pm
Hmm....Intriguing idea, seems very dwarfy. I think ill start doing that until i get enough dang metal for armor and an axe! :)Great turns guys!! How do you deal with all these baddies? My last fort fell to a werewolf and a frogman siege! Of course, I am using some of the masterwork bad guys...Generally we just throw bodies at them until the problem goes away or we run out of dorfs and the fort falls.
Post by: Scruffy on February 01, 2015, 04:15:52 pm
With throwing bodies I ment dorfs. Mostly living dorfs. This tends to turn them into mostly dead dorfs.Hmm....Intriguing idea, seems very dwarfy. I think ill start doing that until i get enough dang metal for armor and an axe! :)Great turns guys!! How do you deal with all these baddies? My last fort fell to a werewolf and a frogman siege! Of course, I am using some of the masterwork bad guys...Generally we just throw bodies at them until the problem goes away or we run out of dorfs and the fort falls.
Post by: Bobnova on February 01, 2015, 08:12:23 pm
With throwing bodies I ment dorfs. Mostly living dorfs. This tends to turn them into mostly dead dorfs.Hmm....Intriguing idea, seems very dwarfy. I think ill start doing that until i get enough dang metal for armor and an axe! :)Great turns guys!! How do you deal with all these baddies? My last fort fell to a werewolf and a frogman siege! Of course, I am using some of the masterwork bad guys...Generally we just throw bodies at them until the problem goes away or we run out of dorfs and the fort falls.
I call it the Persian Empire approach.
It works great, till it doesn't.
Post by: Taupe on February 01, 2015, 09:10:50 pm
EDIT: holy fuck rent I knew I forgot something important. I may be very very broke atm, cannot drunk :/
Post by: Shoruke on February 01, 2015, 10:48:02 pm
Where're the n.Bobnova's!?You, uh... kinda died during my turn... two broken arms and no water.
But hey, at least you weren't killed by a tree this time!
Post by: Bobnova on February 01, 2015, 11:13:23 pm
It's the small things.Where're the n.Bobnova's!?You, uh... kinda died during my turn... two broken arms and no water.
But hey, at least you weren't killed by a tree this time!
Also,
i thin gk were fjcke, boys. It got otu of control after i finsihde the jug. I should nt hav inishd the jug. I cant see what is goinf on, gah so mych eye-molesting blinking and why did i enagrve evetyhti g it looks awful ic ant tella what is oging on i fe;; dslpr got too long i am sorry snapti too mayn keas staleing our shit all of it
gmae vrashed but had sacwd on dirst of autumn you get a chance to not kill us only has deven dorgs ahain whe n it crashzed i sleep again nightQuoteWell that sounds promising.
Post by: Taupe on February 02, 2015, 02:52:02 am
Post by: Naryar on February 02, 2015, 07:43:02 am
With throwing bodies I ment dorfs. Mostly living dorfs. This tends to turn them into mostly dead dorfs.Hmm....Intriguing idea, seems very dwarfy. I think ill start doing that until i get enough dang metal for armor and an axe! :)Great turns guys!! How do you deal with all these baddies? My last fort fell to a werewolf and a frogman siege! Of course, I am using some of the masterwork bad guys...Generally we just throw bodies at them until the problem goes away or we run out of dorfs and the fort falls.
I call it the Persian Empire approach.
It works great, till it doesn't.
You mean the Glorious Soviet Assault ?
Post by: ignatzami on February 02, 2015, 03:02:17 pm
Post by: Scruffy on February 02, 2015, 03:09:44 pm
---From now on this will be called the Dorg fortress
please still continue to do work, dorgs.
---
gmae vrashed but had sacwd on dirst of autumn you get a chance to not kill us only has deven dorgs ahain whe n it crashzed i sleep again night
This thread, or at least the first hundred pages of it, have brought me back to Dwarf Fortress. I'm not sure if there's a fort ongoing, but if there is, I'd love a dwarf: Ignatzami, I'll take whomever is available.Oh, there is. Just remember that getting dorfed is rather unreliable in drunkfortress due to drunken players and people often are too drunk to report what each particular dorf is doing during a turn
Post by: Taupe on February 02, 2015, 03:27:34 pm
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Oh goodness, please still continue to do work, dorgs. I can't overeseer you guys right nwo.
The second part makes it even more beautiful. this deserves a place on some quote page somewhere.
Post by: Naryar on February 02, 2015, 03:44:23 pm
Will get drunk again during the following week and play drunk fortress.
One liter of martini wasn't THAT hard... oh wait, i'm only at 3/4 of it.
Post by: Naryar on February 06, 2015, 12:29:59 pm
Will take a turn probably this weekend. Tomorrow or sunday, I don't know.
Edit: turn will be taken tomorrow.
Post by: Naryar on February 08, 2015, 10:43:51 am
Post by: Shoruke on February 08, 2015, 11:09:11 am
Or do I go the hell to bed because it's 1AM here...
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Post by: Naryar on February 08, 2015, 01:02:44 pm
-snip-
Did you blew up from anticipation yet ?
Anyways it's 19:04 here, going to the bar. Will be back in one hour or so.
le 19:53 face: Alright, back from bar, had a Gulden Draak and a Chimay Blue. (I wanted a Chimay Tripel :( )
Opening a 3 Monts beer.
Not playing right now, not drunk enough, definitely after the third beer tho
le french edit: 19:55: need to download save, see how messy it is
or is it a new fort ? i will embark on a voclando
20:20 Not even done with third beer. Should drink more.
Anyways, opening save, there's a volcano yay
now let's check the state of the fort
20:23 Oh wow this is a mess, fire imps, dead people, everyone and his mother are thirsty and unhappy
will see how do I save this fort. I CAN DO IT.
20:28 alright, drunk people, I mean dwarves being stuck at NO JOB, fuck you
must rink more
anyways, i should probably wall the fort so outside threads are neglected, as well as FB ones
then put a serious farming industry because drink is low. Why are dwarves stuck at no job ? bah
20:33 WHY ARE THESE DWARVES STUCK AT NO JOB DAM N IT THEY HAVE NO REASO NTO BE
OH FUCK YOU, GAME? I'M GONNA DFHACK SOME FUN
20:36 None of the dwarves are moving, not even the miner. Damn, you have some orders here ! fucker!
Fine, I'm this close to flooding the fortress in magma.
20:38 Literally every dwarf is either at No Job or Rest. What the hell i am supposed to do ? They SHOULD do things. Stupid bugs, stupid retarded dwarves, stupid save.
20:40 Oh it was a burrow... I just deleted the only burrow and then all dwarves magically started moving. Lol what
20:45 A caravan. Time to raid it for supplies.
20:49 Caravan ain't here yet. Everyone is either harmed, starving, seeking infants (NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN JUST SAVE THE FORT, WHO CARES IF THEY DIE?)
20:52 Who the hell put everu single labor on dwarves ? retardation galore
20:54 wow this is still a mess i mean why thereare dwarves everuythewher and they're doing SHIT and what
20:59 The magma leak has been contained. With WOODEN walls.
All hail dwarf fortress physics.
I think I can save thiss sofrt ofrot i will DEINFITILEY save it ! I AM THE MIGHT Y NARYAR , there is not task that is above me ! ! !d one fdrunk
21:00 Done with my first non-bar drink. I will drink more !
21:04 Drunk fortress, I wass walling my fort up but then migrants happened, i'll let them enter
then i'll need to wall the fort up so we don't ie to a random webslinging fb or another oblind shbuslllshit sieege
THE FORTRESS WILL STAND ! I am iron and willpower icnarcnate !
21:09 For some reason the merchants are not going to the trade depot. Why is there a single merchant and a single mule in the map anyways ,,,,? wtf.png
21:26 A wild forgotten beast appears ! It's a gull with webs. Oh boy, is it THE webber FB that killed the previous fort ?
Hopefully I just walled out the caverns.
21:35 Everyone seems to be walled in.
21:37 Weresloth attack : Oh myd god weresloths sare so terryigiginffinh excuse me
but no attack done
anyways i'm walled in so tbonbn no threat at all
21:39 weresloth has transformed into a human
YEAH I ET MMY ASS IT IS FRIENLY DLOL
ahahaha
Anyways, drunk fortress is a thing
21:43 People are making drin k rdrunks, drink count of drunk fortress is rasisisnging
21:49 drunk fortresss, things aregoing on, poeple are here
people are ine, really in
22:50 wiw runk drotres
feed to get drin lesss
22:47 things are happening
and stuff
o O:
22:49 hwat do to do
23:25 things have been happening, will see how this works
Post by: Bobnova on February 08, 2015, 04:43:23 pm
21:43 People are making drin k rdrunks, drink count of drunk fortress is rasisisnging
people are ine, really in
22:50 wiw runk drotres
feed to get drin lesss
Err, what? lol
I think you're drunk.
Keep up the good work!
Post by: Naryar on February 08, 2015, 10:06:21 pm
Not enough drink to get sufficiently drunk again, so there's that.
How long is that turn yet ? i'll gotta ccheck
anyways, saving the fort, it SEEMS to be salvageable yet.
edit: ok on the fort it is 1st of moonstone, early winter
and the turn started in early autumn
oh well, one season turn ! anyways the fortress has been saved (apparently) and i'll upload a save quickly
edit: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10564
Post by: Shoruke on February 09, 2015, 05:54:30 am
I'm impressed :o
Post by: Naryar on February 09, 2015, 08:19:10 am
For the last few hours of your turn you got... really incomprehensible.
I'm impressed :o
I don't think I even played the game during the last few hours. It was probably just drunken rambling and me doing whatever the hell I did while completely smashed.
I need to control my drinking if I have to make better turns, i mean there ain't even an image in this one ???
Also it appears I need to drink more slowly after 3 beer units. By beer unit, I mean 33cl of strong beer, not just a girly 25cl of beer at 4,5°.
Or is Drunk Fortress merely a hopeless fight between you and drunken unconsciousness, and you need to cram as much comedy as you can in your turns before drunken unconsciousness inevitably takes over ?
Come to think of it, this is rather DF-like...
Post by: Scruffy on February 10, 2015, 05:01:53 pm
I really shouldn't but you know that Iåm going to do it anway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBZOclfMJs
Screw ut all. Time to platy
KLets see:
During tha klast 5 hours
A glass of beer
4cl of absinthe (lovely)
or was it two?
half a liter of weston's vintage
12cl of wine
a pint of bulmers
a cam of magners
a glass of my own straweberry wine
Now I stuill have a can of magners, a can of beer and plenty of strawberry wine
And iäm drunk as you can see
sandwich with
fried onion
canned meat
cabbage
fried egg with soy sauce, sweet thai chili sauce and garlic
and a side dirsh of beans.
the berfect hanfgover foow escept iäm not hung over.
preempetive hungeover cure
wjats wotj tjos
What's with this mountain?
I HARTE mountains
must dig a trench.
again.
assigned jpbs- More mining and masnoru
Masory
Masonry
Damn it
assigned löabos to wall of the averns but they were already walled off. nice
kinmurdoc. sorry. you are our broker, bookkeeper and miliatia captqain
not sure how they will work together.
i suppose that we will idn oiut
DAMN MY GRAMMAR
pageup keyu got stuck. wine underneath
wrenched it pout with a knife
it split. broken key. FUCK
cleaning it with erm.. organic solvents
WE hAVE 1 PICK!
ONE!
Must smelt crap to make more
a dozen more
smelting waepons for picks
removed walled of enterence., must mine outisde
built a hospotal
volcano still emptying outside the site. eternally
snowstorm
no seeds. for anything
digging deeper. cave plants
potatoes and cranberries. more potatoes
crud. was about to drink from a class. thought it was my juice. it was even more wine.
oh well. down the hatch
damn it ghosts. go away
a new depot. temporaryu
refise pole
Refuse pile
for dead elves
well, m ostly dead
need water. the water melting thing doesnt work.
We need to melt more
canmdy! CANDY PICKS!
a pircubine bone animal trap. hoe bloody usefull
need picks! MORE PICSK!
Drank mu last magners and beer
both of em
why do they keep dehuydrating and dieding? we have booze
dead myrdoc
your lucky day scruffy. you are a boring bookkeeper
migrants. fools
cavernms were föpp
Floored off. no wonde we couldnät build or dig in there. this makes things different
biult a gate outside
crundles. so many crundles
it is the crundepacolubpe
Crudnlepacolypse
knocked opver my glass. twice. my poor laptop. good that im not using it at the monetb
more beds, coffins, everything
still no pickls
conquering more caverns
more walls
everyone either constructs or constructs
progress
CRASH! NO!
BLOODY HEELLÖ
DAMN IT
I have an outsave but it is old
Lois t so much construction inte caverns and aboveground.
Not going to do it again. cruuse t
Curse it
Post by: Naryar on February 10, 2015, 05:56:21 pm
Post by: Shoruke on February 10, 2015, 09:30:50 pm
Bad luck thar.
Still, that was hilariously incoherent :P
Are you gonna bother posting that old
Post by: Scruffy on February 11, 2015, 04:05:14 am
I have nothing to do today so I'll drink a bit and finish it. Damn crash
the save is now phoebus
rebuildingwhat was once lost
new gate. again
unsealed the secondcaverns. Walling off a big chunk of it. This time it will be BIGGER
made the lazy bums do some real work such as constructing and bulding mor coffins, doors and coffins
More farms (damn mountain biome), plant gathering and lumber
migrants. again. the same ones i presume
less migrants than last time
a migrant with skills in surgery, butchery and bonecarving.
i can see how thos skills suppliment each other. synergies
candy. eye, for picks
more crundles
caveplants. we finlly have plumphekmet spawns
so many z.levels of caverns. everything in different heights. hard to keep up with the walling
scared crundles got on top of the walls whilebilding the second and third levels.
fb scared them or somethiunkg. now killing giant rats
Crash again. Season change? Dfhack bug?
damn it
Post by: Naryar on February 11, 2015, 05:46:15 am
Crudnlepacolypse
Crudnlepacolypse ?
Post by: Taupe on February 11, 2015, 08:24:01 pm
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Crudnlepacolypse ?Quetzalcoatl's retarded cousin.
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 14, 2015, 01:18:00 am
Instead, I guess I'll make a highly-belated dorfing request to whoever's up now.
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 14, 2015, 08:22:28 am
Post by: Shoruke on February 15, 2015, 01:59:30 am
I guess since Scruffy had The Double-Crash Of No seriously What The Hell, I'll just be using Naryar's save?
EDIT: I got dat save loaded up, I got my vodcokes (I'd have got Pina Coladas or something sweeter, but the mall at the train station is closed on Mondays, so I had to buy everything from 7-11), it's my turn. Let's DO THIS immediately after I'm done getting drunk while watching TV or something.
Post by: Shoruke on February 16, 2015, 10:43:50 am
Spoiler: anyuther shoruke turn (click to show/hide)
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10593 [here I think I did it writ (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10593 [here I think I did it writ)
dammit
Okay maybe this tIME I did it right (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10593)
Post by: Naryar on February 16, 2015, 02:24:23 pm
Anyways last week I have been drinking excessively so there will be no turn from me for a while.
I will probably take a turn in a bit less than two weeks, though.
Post by: Shoruke on February 16, 2015, 11:27:05 pm
You don't seem drunk enough :P
Hey, it's not my fault I got super-lucky with the lack of enemies. When the next person takes their turn, fails to perfectly seal the second cavern because my walling setup is a mess, and then gets ambushed by a flying FB, it'll look like they're way drunker than me.
(also I was tired all day yesterday, so I cut back on the drinking by a bit. My hangover indicates I was still qualified to play though.)
Post by: Naryar on February 20, 2015, 12:49:01 pm
Anyways, I have a Duvel in large bottle and a La Bière du Corbeau (Raven's Beer) which is apparently a strong beer.
Considering my calculations, it should be more than enough for a session of drunk fort.
Post by: Shoruke on February 27, 2015, 03:21:17 am
THREE DAYS...
Then Naryar can take his turn and then I'll qualify for another turn of Drunk Fortress without becoming That Guy Who Keeps Taking All Those Double Turns...
Post by: Naryar on February 27, 2015, 06:28:27 am
Where is scruffy anyways ? Why are so few people playing drunk fortress ?
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 27, 2015, 11:07:28 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 27, 2015, 11:09:32 am
Post by: StupidElves on February 27, 2015, 12:01:39 pm
I'm kinda not of drinking age, otherwise I totally would.
Same
Post by: TechnoXan on February 28, 2015, 10:12:23 am
Post by: Naryar on March 01, 2015, 08:25:39 am
Tomorrow however i will definitely take a turn. And shoruke, really, no one cares about double turns when drunk fortress is only barely active. Take a turn !
Post by: Shoruke on March 01, 2015, 09:39:24 am
Post by: Bobnova on March 01, 2015, 11:34:34 am
Post by: Naryar on March 01, 2015, 12:27:58 pm
nou
Seems like you are too sober.
Post by: Shoruke on March 02, 2015, 05:32:39 am
You'll excuse me, I'm sure, for not abusing alcohol in preparation for my date at the immigration bureau.nouSeems like you are too sober.
Having just returned from said date at said bureau, however, I'm strongly considering taking a turn of Drunk Fortress. My legs would probably thank me for the painkilling effect, if nothing else. (five hours of standing in 7 different lines today, not counting stairs or escalators or the time standing on the train or the time walking from the station to the bureau...)
If Naryar's turn hasn't started in the time it takes me to complete my "strong considerations", then I'll probably take a double-turn. I'm not drinking yet, though, so don't feel locked out on my account.
Post by: Naryar on March 02, 2015, 06:22:49 am
You'll excuse me, I'm sure, for not abusing alcohol in preparation for my date at the immigration bureau.nouSeems like you are too sober.
Having just returned from said date at said bureau, however, I'm strongly considering taking a turn of Drunk Fortress. My legs would probably thank me for the painkilling effect, if nothing else. (five hours of standing in 7 different lines today, not counting stairs or escalators or the time standing on the train or the time walking from the station to the bureau...)
If Naryar's turn hasn't started in the time it takes me to complete my "strong considerations", then I'll probably take a double-turn. I'm not drinking yet, though, so don't feel locked out on my account.
You can take a turn now, i'm not drinking before 6pm. (It's 12:23am here)
Post by: Shoruke on March 02, 2015, 08:45:07 am
Sure, great time to start drinking.
Gimme a minute.
edit HERIR I GOOOO`
Post by: Naryar on March 02, 2015, 10:11:36 am
Post by: Naryar on March 02, 2015, 11:23:51 am
Post by: Shoruke on March 02, 2015, 11:44:49 am
I'M DION' IT
hold yer hussies
Post by: Shoruke on March 02, 2015, 11:52:40 am
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wrong button
this?http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10636 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10636)
yeah
okay g'night
Post by: Naryar on March 02, 2015, 12:10:01 pm
Maybe not now because I kinda did eat quite a bit, maybe I should rest for a while. I assumed you were going to finish the save later.
Edit: Seeing your turn, you were most certainly NOT sober :o I am impressed.
Yeah i'm going to try and sleep for a while before getting drunk. It'll help me fight sleep off.
Post by: Shoruke on March 02, 2015, 12:13:18 pm
not being able to complie a .rar file and upload it to the internet is for not-proagrammer people
...whilte drunked, I mean.
Post by: Naryar on March 02, 2015, 01:14:24 pm
Hopefully it is nearly finished. But damn. I had to cancel it five times, maybe six times.
And here it is finished. Now let's test it, shall we ?
Edit: It works. Now i'll actually try to sleep now that download shenanigans have been solved.
Post by: Naryar on March 02, 2015, 03:07:49 pm
21:14 My first beer, it's a La Bière Du Corbeau. It's good, however, I must drink faster.
21:45 continuing to drink, slightly buzzed right now. Must drink more. Don't feel really smashed enough to play some drunkfort.
21:52 alright, opening save. i feel i must finish my beer and have ANOTHER beer before I really start drunk fortress.
21:56 I will dorf ALL the dwarves... dorf dwarves... sisn't that a bit repetitive ? gee
*takes a good mouthful of beer*
There really is a fucking lot of fucking fishery workers. Gee wheree do you fuckers fish ? In the nonesxistent aquifer ? I'll be merciless with the un naming, really fishery workers are so useless. But it's not funny having 10 carp baits or 10 cave crodcodocildle (wow that failed alreay) baits in the fort resss.
I seem to be int the fright mood for drunk fortess!
22:06 I'm not even done with my beer and it's been one hour. Well. Must finish it. There, it's done.
Dorfing is going well.
22:14 I will open an Adelscott right now, I need more booze before starting !
22:36 Adelscott is being started well, runk forteess, fd fsld oh wow i am starting ot rmable and i'll just finish that page of dorfing and then I will start the actual game.
22:40 Alright, that's enough dorfing. I will now START MY TURN. Finishging adelscott, gee i must stop correcting tyuposs;.
22:47 Well, there are dwarves in. Starting my turn, offficiailly.
22:48 The gloriosu forgotten beast is chasing the gorlak. Nothing incredible, really. It's a... skinless zebra with poisonous sting. Yeah.
There are two badgers outside they'll just rage and get out
22:51 wow these things are silly, so much drunk fortress
22:55 drunk fortress, jabberers, badger boars/sows
22:58 there are drunk things, this thing is not going well, these dwarves are not going well... must drunk fortesss
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/98075df1.png)
23:59 Drunk fortress.
00:05 Drunk fortress. Walling the outside fort. Need to drink more. Silver bridge, to proftect against goblins.
Also am building more rooms.
00:14 Buidligng more rrooosm
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/12582df2.png)
00:16 autumn has come.
00:24 more drinks, we need more drinks
there are so many potatoes and stuff;..; i assue shoruke likes alcohol made of potatoes.
00:30 I'm doing a secret project. With magmagma and levers !d
0:33 What stone s magma safe ? Gee i woner why ? I think obsidiand sis magma safe ,d .
Retrocspectiverl ry i should NOT worry about magma-safe sones sadnd sfloodt rh flfortess with amgmamg a, but this is funnier. Like a funny time-bobmb.
00:45 I have opened a Duvel. Also, secret project is done.
Maybe I should do ANYOTHER secret project.
00:48 Swindle Fortress, just swinldled the dwaven merchants !
01:06 This magma trap is working. I(s basic, very basic but it should work.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/17920df4.png)
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/30332df5.png)
I should make a drunk fort in the caverns. Or something.
01:10 done with magma trap. Now what to do... hmm... more magma shenaignigans ?
01:24 drunk fortress, making another magma trap, a forgotten beast killin g magma trap. the lever's next to the thing.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/48428df5.png)
Post by: Naryar on March 03, 2015, 01:51:35 am
I have done exactly three magma traps, an entrance with some traps and a drawbridge, more drinking ordered... rooms... a secret project...
also the last thing I remember doing is dfhacking some magma on the fb because my magma trap didn't work :P
see
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/66583df6.png)
and no it's not immune to magma
also careful about the FB, now the caverns are opened and when the magma will evaporate the FB will go up into the fort, that's when you open a certain door and put maggma on it.
and here is the save
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10637
Post by: Kamin on March 03, 2015, 07:55:17 pm
Erm, updates?
Post by: Shoruke on March 04, 2015, 09:22:54 am
Whooooa. :o
Post by: Naryar on March 04, 2015, 11:56:13 am
Man... I was decently messed up for my turn, but opening up the caverns to dump magma onto an FB, and then leaving your turn like that for the next drunk person?
Whooooa. :o
Alcohol is a fickle master.
Also it's only one wall away from safety, hell magma is blocking the path right now so the fb can't climb.
Someone take another turn, by the way.
Post by: Shoruke on March 13, 2015, 11:10:02 pm
I'm trying to make pie to celebrate, but Japan doesn't have things like ovens or baking sheets, so it's difficult.
BUT! I am working on plans to create a no-bake peanut butter pie.
If I succeed, I might be giddy enough at the end of the day to burn my month's alcohol budget on another turn of Drunk Fortress.
Or, someone else could take a turn and I'll take one next weekend. Either way.
Post by: Ifeno on March 14, 2015, 04:11:28 am
Post by: Shoruke on March 14, 2015, 05:46:39 am
*realization*
Wait, I'm busy tomorrow... Monday, then. Probably.
I need to become involved with this fortress. Sign me up!Okay, you're signed up. If you want to take a turn, turns are decided on a first-drunk-first-served basis, so just download the save, drink until drunk, then keep drinking while playing.
If you want to be dorfed in the forts, then... you either help me pester Kamin until he makes a dorfing list, or you talk in this thread a lot and hope the drunk people remember you :P
Post by: Naryar on March 14, 2015, 08:38:21 am
Post by: Bobnova on March 14, 2015, 02:51:22 pm
I need to become involved with this fortress. Sign me up!Okay, you're signed up. If you want to take a turn, turns are decided on a first-drunk-first-served basis, so just download the save, drink until drunk, then keep drinking while playing.
If you want to be dorfed in the forts, then... you either help me pester Kamin until he makes a dorfing list, or you talk in this thread a lot and hope the drunk people remember you :P
One of the better introductions to Drunk Fortress.
The only signup needed (or honored for that matter) is showing up in this thread semi-incoherent rambling about taking a turn now.
There're some tentative schedules worked out sometime, but the actual bottom line is simply showing up drunk 8)
Post by: Shoruke on March 15, 2015, 07:31:02 am
y'all remember that time I said I had plans today
GUESS WHAT MY PLANS WERE
It's st. Patricks' day here in Japan
for some fuckin reason
2 hrs ago my face was numb from all the drinking
(today we learned that green whiskey highballs kinda suck)
SO IT'S MY TURN BITCHES
now how the fuck do I download a save
Okay i got it
I'mm going
also drinking
mental backsapce;: off
Post by: Shoruke on March 15, 2015, 09:19:48 am
Spoiler: HAPPY JPMN ST APPTY'S DAY (click to show/hide)
I re-read my psot
and realized
Naryar named someone
Scrurffy 3: To Confuse Shoruke Becasuesu it's Funny
YOU jERK
IT'S HILARIOUS
Post by: Bobnova on March 15, 2015, 11:56:32 am
Hey so
y'all remember that time I said I had plans today
GUESS WHAT MY PLANS WERE
It's st. Patricks' day here in Japan
for some fuckin reason
2 hrs ago my face was numb from all the drinking
(today we learned that green whiskey highballs kinda suck)
SO IT'S MY TURN BITCHES
now how the fuck do I download a save
Okay i got it
I'mm going
also drinking
mental backsapce;: off
This. This is a Grade A signup. rofl
Ifeno! We're waiting for you!
New Drunk Overseers are always enjoyed!
Post by: Bobnova on March 15, 2015, 05:41:16 pm
Lol'd at the Bobnova 7 so there're always bobnovas. That was wonderful.
Then, suddenly, THE END!
So much for those 7 bobnovas!
I was confused initially, I'd accidentally skipped the two, short, lines about candy.
Tragic!
Usually that's Scruffy's fault though.
Are you the new scruffy?
Post by: Ruhn on March 15, 2015, 05:47:06 pm
Any someone was dewefed, by the name of Ifeno,.
As a result, I found that Naryar's turn has the last save still:
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10637
I could not fine this earlie rwhen actually drukn. Too few geer to beging a turn now.
Chers!
Post by: Bobnova on March 15, 2015, 07:42:33 pm
Post by: Shoruke on March 15, 2015, 07:56:21 pm
Chers!Yeah, happy green alcohol day! Although it's actually hangover day for me...
and it isn't green alcohol day for most of you for another couple days yet...
Good news about Japan having Early St. Patrick's Day, is that someone else can take a St. Patrick's Day turn too!
Post by: Chevaleresse on March 15, 2015, 10:58:18 pm
Post by: Naryar on March 16, 2015, 11:58:16 am
someone should take another turn.
also it was a good turn. Shoruke being properly drunk and confused. The random opening of Hell was a bit diabolus ex machina, but well.
Post by: Ifeno on March 17, 2015, 12:08:10 am
Post by: Shoruke on March 17, 2015, 02:51:24 am
Post by: Bobnova on March 17, 2015, 08:45:32 am
In that case, I'll try to do a turn on Saturday! So is it safe to assume the latest save is the current one? I just take the save, get drunk, and then post the save after I wake up?
Yup, that's the long and short of it.
Finding the current save and installing/testing it while sober or just barely starting to get drunk is important. A fair number of people have tried to find the right save while drunk and had issues. Myself included.
I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes for you :D
Post by: Taupe on March 19, 2015, 12:53:16 am
Post by: Kamin on March 19, 2015, 04:56:44 pm
I tried to take a turn and woke up sleeping on my keyboard 2 hours later. The drunk requirement was met, but somewhat too strongly.Seems to me that you are far from alone in experiencing this phenomenon...
Post by: Ifeno on March 20, 2015, 12:42:12 am
Notes: I've decided not to fix any spelling errors I make so yall get the absloute ffvvilla experience.
Post by: Ifeno on March 20, 2015, 12:51:25 am
Post by: Ifeno on March 20, 2015, 12:56:56 am
Post by: Ifeno on March 20, 2015, 03:10:36 am
WARNING: HEAVY PROFANIY
After several more shots and a re-download the saves is ready to be played!
Neato, we have a volcano! And it seems to be leaking...
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I found a lever, no idea what it does, let's find out.
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First things first, we need access to magma.
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There's way too many fucking idlers so I'm gonna buld a miltar y. Dorfing myself as the commander. Making 45 more squads and filling em up. Recruits are being chaorse arbitratily. Also neth nobeles need shit so theyr'e thegig that.
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Also building a new barracks.
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Found another lever...pulling that one too...
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I have zero hope for ever bieng adbg fto afwe ther sleeping sfcc so in build in a new dormintirrr
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I'VE DECIDETHE every dorf deserves a pet so now they're all up fora aditni yayyy! =)
NOTES: Sorry guys, my girelfirnieidi 's drunkehn fhyjperness is really rubbing off on me. I prohtn kiht not this giddy normally.
Need more alcohol and caffeeine, the sleepyness is starting to seit in because i'm not exactly being active right now.
Wat
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What in the fuck...
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Not sure what that is or what todo about that.
GOOD NEWS: I've resolved our idler problem!
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I'm also making a stockpile for our weapons because I can't find them.
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Our miners are a bunch of fuckin cunts so they're getting all their job srnot so they can ONLY MINE. Now dig out my fuckign rooms you maggots!
There also doesn't seem to be any way in or out of our fortress since the netrance is bofi fby a fucking oi[! So I'm making an ew ofh wit ha MAGMAA FORT.
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Update: I'm out of fireball, switching to Bakardi and Smirnoff.
For that I'm expanding outr nwe main hallway!
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Post by: Bobnova on March 20, 2015, 09:16:32 am
An excellent start in the world of Drunk Fortress!
I have to admit I was concerned when I read the post about the save. Then I was happy.
Good luck with the hangover.
Post by: Ifeno on March 20, 2015, 03:56:51 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on March 20, 2015, 04:03:34 pm
Post by: Naryar on March 20, 2015, 07:05:15 pm
Did someone call for me ?I tried to take a turn and woke up sleeping on my keyboard 2 hours later. The drunk requirement was met, but somewhat too strongly.Seems to me that you are far from alone in experiencing this phenomenon...
Post by: Ifeno on March 21, 2015, 11:10:09 pm
First order of business, all these kids have to go. We
re goin hawaiian on this one and dumpin an all in the volanco.
Also, Shoruke is being sacrificed to fill the moat with lava. Sacrifices must be made. For awesomeness.
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Got migrants, they were all drafted.
4 more drinks.
Man, it's really hard to remember to keep logging what I'm doing while drinking. I'm still working on the cleansing chamber.
I've decided to build myself a room with the new artifact bed that one of my recruits made.
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IoNef oj my buddies has been watching and lf drinking with me and appratnly I'm gtting lots of words right this time so maybe I need to drink more?
I need to drink more yeah. 2 shots comin' up.
Fuck I forgot to actually turn on the other s2othauds I made so idk but yeah gotta fix.
Sorry guys I poijl gize for becuase lkjkji my updates piso is probably really crappy so i'm sorry i can't think ff writing doing things good or roleplaing to wile tdrinking. Shit that sentence was hard i got super distracted while writing it. My whole kformath for these is jist jidf of put my thoughts down on here ads they pop up into my head so yeah there ya go. Sorry I hope the pictures will make up for the porr whalt writing.
I'm gonna gigg file back when i wake p tomorrow and post it. with pictures
LOOK AT THE FOHFO WMANA FFORT I MADE IT LOOKS SO COOL THERE'S NEW PONDS AND IT'S PRETTY AND SHIT MY GIRLFRIENDS FIO WITH ME AND SAYS TIO PRETTY HERE
capz loook wohhops
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I found another lever?!
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pulled
whopps shit fuck
launched a dwarf and got another one stuck at the bottom of a pit thing. pulling lever again to let em out, the're both pretty injusred from the sotols
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Whoops fuck, bridge was wider than I thought. pop-2?
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LOL turns out my dorfs a chick. w/e, it's fine.
more dwarves might have to miity
also getting really tired, lts f alcohol, more ffine, really late now
hopefull i can ccicc
doors cuz fuck
Apparently I took some more screenshots but didn't write anything about them. That being said I think they pretty much speak for themselves.
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File is here: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10695 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10695)
Thanks guys, it's been fun!
Post by: Naryar on March 22, 2015, 11:40:00 am
Post by: Amperzand on March 22, 2015, 04:34:43 pm
Post by: Ifeno on March 22, 2015, 05:27:22 pm
Post by: Ifeno on March 22, 2015, 08:33:16 pm
Post by: Ifeno on March 22, 2015, 09:08:00 pm
Post by: Shoruke on March 23, 2015, 12:00:30 am
I poijl gize for becuase lkjkjiHas anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
I mean there's drunk, there's unintelligible, then there's two more levels, and then there's Ifeno. Like, wow, dude.
/me applauds
I so badly want to whine about being sacrificed, but that turn was amazing!
Post by: Ifeno on March 23, 2015, 01:00:15 am
Post by: Kamin on March 23, 2015, 02:38:46 pm
Hi! I've been reading through Drunk Fort for a while, currently on page 105, just PTW, and this travesty is awesome.Only 105 more pages to go!
I need to update the OP soon. If somebody wants to update me on the turns succession and what world/embark we're on, that'd be awesome. I didn't receive e-mails about the new posts for like a month and a half or something equally crazy, so I am behind.
Edit: There has been a clamor for a regularly updated dorfing list. That is something I am willing to add to the OP. Because I love you.
Post by: Shoruke on March 24, 2015, 01:31:40 am
There has been a clamor for a regularly updated dorfing list. That is something I am willing to add to the OP. Because I love you.Clamour clamour clamour
I mean, uh... Yes. Please do that.
Post by: Chevaleresse on March 24, 2015, 12:13:09 pm
Post by: Naryar on March 24, 2015, 12:46:05 pm
There has been a clamor for a regularly updated dorfing list. That is something I am willing to add to the OP. Because I love you.Clamour clamour clamour
I mean, uh... Yes. Please do that.
I also agree with shoruke. For once.
Post by: Kamin on March 24, 2015, 02:58:39 pm
There has been a clamor for a regularly updated dorfing list. That is something I am willing to add to the OP. Because I love you.Clamour clamour clamour
I mean, uh... Yes. Please do that.
I also agree with shoruke. For once.
Well, here's a quick list. Please do let me know who I missed (I got the current Top 4--Bobnova, Shoruke, Scruffy, Naryar--so that's what matters!). Will add to OP shortly.
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Post by: TechnoXan on March 24, 2015, 03:10:18 pm
Post by: TD1 on March 24, 2015, 03:18:36 pm
Post by: Kamin on March 24, 2015, 03:22:22 pm
Never been drunk in real life, so it's fascinating seeing what would become of Dwarf-me were I to do so.Erm, I think the obvious outcome is "be perpetually drunk."
Post by: Ruhn on March 24, 2015, 03:50:04 pm
Basin
lawastooshort
rcmgames
I'm not sure if I still have any of the files when I used to keep track.
Basically someone will have to go through every page to build the full dwarf list.
Post by: Kamin on March 24, 2015, 09:04:04 pm
Here's a few overseers from the quotes section.Alright, Achievement Get! Edited for your viewing pleasure.
Basin
lawastooshort
rcmgames
I'm not sure if I still have any of the files when I used to keep track.
Basically someone will have to go through every page to build the full dwarf list.
Post by: Ifeno on March 25, 2015, 04:56:46 pm
Post by: Kamin on March 25, 2015, 05:13:58 pm
The "latest turn" link also needs to be updated to the end of my turn!The OP needs the turns updated, too.
Post by: Ifeno on March 25, 2015, 06:25:19 pm
The "latest turn" link also needs to be updated to the end of my turn!The OP needs the turns updated, too.
That's what I meant actually. I linked the file to the end of my 2nd post.
Post by: Magnumcannon on March 26, 2015, 08:04:15 pm
Post by: Yoink on March 27, 2015, 02:47:56 am
Anyway- it's the weekend, I am already somewhat not-sober, and I plan on drinking a helluva lot more over the next couple of days. I'll see if I can squeeze in a Drunk Fortress turn at some point amongst the other stuff I have planned! :P
(Quite a few spelling mistakes were corrected in the above post, FYI.)
Post by: Taupe on March 27, 2015, 03:48:45 am
Post by: Scruffy on March 28, 2015, 04:12:58 pm
145 dorfs?
Huge militia. TRAINING!
Plenty of food!
Sealed enterences!
Nobles. EVERYONE WITH THEIR NEEDS FULFILLED!
WHAT TRAVESTY IS THIS!?!
Post by: Scruffy on March 28, 2015, 04:36:02 pm
Har har.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
How very funny.
The fort flooded with magma the moment I unpaused.
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Atleast let the next player make the mistakes by letting them pull the lever instead of leaving the pull commands on them and making the fort flood immediately when the next player starts
So many dorfs so can start dingging a nice little ditch. 3 wide and 20 or 30z deep surrouding the whole mountain should be enough?
more farms since I could onlöy find a few
caravan
broker sparring
Hospital?
Do we have a hospital?
making one
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imrpoving hte bedrooms
more cabinets and coffers for hte dorfs to stuff their filthy belongings in.
broker sleeping
screw the broker!
Stealing the caravan's shit since we need picks and bars
Wait?
A mausoleum?
I need a bigger one!
WITH MAGMA!
AND PLUMPHELMETS!
AND PEASANTS TO BREW AND STORE THEM IN ENDLESS VAULTS OF BOOZE AND MAGMA!
BOOZE BEYOND THE GRRAVE
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Cutting trees. #We nee d everything we can get so we can seal our dominioln and become one with magma
3/4 of dorfs are lazy military bums not doing anything productive. need to give some a holiday
Almost no masons, carpenters etc. Everyone military. Damn it
reassigned some jobs to get more miners.
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nope. most of those non-military dorfs are babies. DAMN IT
about 25 workers aout of 150
Bah. let them spar
or maninly sit around
25 feeding 150
bollocks
Magma is still endlessly flowing outside
nobody has gotten around to removing depot
used burrows to make naryar something to do it
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candy axes
Getting nothing done and crops rotting on fields due to no workers
Had to remove ONE squad from active duty
90 dorf militia should be enough. IT SHOULD BE!
The mountainhomes are in a dire need of:
Fish
bolts
Earrings
Such trinkets
Taking a short break to get food and to get more drunk
The dirtch deepens
something collapesed from that strange magma drop thingie into the volcano.
donät really want to think about it.
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butchering giant cave swallows
The fort is a mess. A well organized and managed mess.
cant concentrate on anything except mining
must dig a pointless ditch
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jervill2 died somehow
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having dorfs holding babies hanging on an empty space with 10z deep ditch under it just to fetch a gemstone is creepy
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Must haev been quite a shock to cause a dworf stop drinking
seems like she was horrified from seeing a kobold die or something
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goblinbait bobnova got possessed by some vile wisp of bad hooch or something
WHY CAN'T THOSE DORFS JUST PATH NORMALLY INSTEAD OF HANGING ON THE WALLS ABOVE A PIT?!
oh yes. the first deaths from falling injuries
bobsie crafted some kind of an amulet
MORE MINERS! Not close enough to finishing
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late winter
When did I start?
Nothing hinteresting has happened
Should perhaps dig candy bot not this time
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the fort is full lf vomit
scruffy got stuck on top of a tree and doesn't dare to come down
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don'ät have time to finish. I think that i playued too long already.
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Post by: Shoruke on March 28, 2015, 11:00:44 pm
So Naryar got Shmuck Baited, into trying to set up Shmuck Bait?
KARMAAAAA
Also, this fort sounds like a hilarious mess, I should take a turn... in about 4 days... roughly.
Post by: Scruffy on March 29, 2015, 02:13:23 pm
Wasn't quite as drunk as I would have hoped and the turn was a bit bland due to not delving too greedily and too deep.
Órgeshud Geshud Muz! Órgeshud Geshud Muz! Wonder of the drunken world. Too drunkenly we delved there, and woke the nameless fear.
Oh, and seems that the dorfs are mainly living on potato wine
Edit: Erm, I think that we might have a few too many named dorfs. Their family relations are starting to get a bit.. strange
(http://i.imgur.com/54x9OLS.jpg)
Kamin who'se mother was a Kamin, grandmother was a Kamin, aunt is a Kamin, Uncle is a Kamin..
Also, the world is a bit too peaceful. No gobbos or so it would seem. Just kobolds
save*
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10713
Post by: Scruffy on March 29, 2015, 06:19:09 pm
I'm drunk again. Might take a double turn since nothing really happened during the previous turn
Post by: Kamin on March 29, 2015, 06:52:09 pm
Sorry for double postingDo it. The Kamins must breed on!
I'm drunk again. Might take a double turn since nothing really happened during the previous turn
Post by: Scruffy on March 29, 2015, 07:01:31 pm
(https://i.imgflip.com/jhtqi.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/jhtqi)Sorry for double postingDo it. The Kamins must breed on!
I'm drunk again. Might take a double turn since nothing really happened during the previous turn
Ok, been drinking what is left of my black currant wine. Drank about a litre earlier so should be pretty drunk pretty soon. Still half a litre left.
Spent the last two hours preparing ingredients for potato wine (yep) and will open DF soon
The last turn was dull. We have 90 soldier and nothing to fight.
Know what? How about we set the dorf limit to 200? That would give us about 50 extra dorfs and hopefully atleast 20 of them workers. Then WE MINE! DOWN!
(http://i.imgur.com/MKT3TZz.jpg)
Damn it Naryar! Stop breaking the law
Scruffy finally jumped down fro mteh tree.
In the middle of magma..
Wrex is still starving on top of the tree. Not sure which one is the idiot-
nope, scruffy is not in the middle of magma. he is hanging from a sheer wall about 2z above it
wait, didmnt get a chance to take a picture. where did he dissappear? All i see is ashes
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damn lava leak is making everytning difficult. dorfs stuck on trees for example. Time toseal it
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everyine unhappy: naked
We need clothes? Hmm..
more socks and robes
got scruffy down.well, A scruffy. Not the same one. He didn't survive the process
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will need to seal the other leak too. cavein in the leaky corridor?
miners keep dieng from caveins
sp ,iuch smoke. wahts burning? whose burning?
the mayor is dead. long live hte new mayor shoruke3
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Wait, there's a door for this? Why am i sealing it with so muc trouble if it has a lever?
about a hundred cancel messages from a chi,d trying to haul a barrel of rum
MIGRANTS!
6 of em..
only 152 dorfs, 90 of em militia, most of the rest babies
WAIT 161? hurrah
magma is cooling away. Soon ready to seal the other leak
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chiuld still spamming cancels. have to deconstruct the shop he is stuck in
So much vomit. it's everywhere!
Ordered a candy sarcofacus and a dozen silver statues to e constructed. For my mausoleym
MORE COFFERS! MORE CABINETS! MORE BEDS; BINS AND COFFINS!
Also pants. The dorfs need pants
bobnova4 cancels his darn job: interrupted by a bloody WOMBAT!
we don't even have prober gobbos. we have kobolds and WOMBATS!
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don't have a leatherworks or loom. will improve
soap? what the hell is spoap?!?
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feeling a bit too sober. must drink
saw the rirst bost and remembeted to dorf people. dorgfed some
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t expect them to surive for long. A living miner is s sign of a lazy oversere
Tjecnoxan got moody. must be that time of the ..what ever dorfs do in workshiops
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why is he watching it so much?
wrex is STILL stuck on the tree
ordered tit to be cut down. hoefully he will survive the fall
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siquo crafting my lovely sarcophagus
..its enterily standard. no quality at all. darn
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He shall ve burried in it.
Kamin12 is making statues of other kamins... and a few shoruke sattues. Also a toad
..not before he dies though
A BEAR! SEND IN THE MILITIA!
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one of them is carrying a bsarrel of strawberry wine into battle
one is chasing badgers witha wheelbarrow (http://i.imgur.com/QvH4anj.jpg)
badgets! Slaughter the badgers!
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still digging the trench. taking so long. so much to dig
erm.. siquo2 crafted silver statues for myu mausoleum. a statue of roaches and another of chickes... My grave is surrounded by silver statues of roaches and chickens
a ewf more dead miners. the ditch is soon finished
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YES! ATTACK ON TITAN! GO MILITIA!
it flies?!?
killed vodkokerlll
it died pretty fast. kjillde by a nameless militia commander
the scruffyleum is completer.
one room for each scruffy and one wof xan
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jospital is full of wounded miners dieing of thirst. atleast they are out of the way and somewhere where they won't stink up the place
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ignatzami stuck on a tree
bobnova12 is rotting in the kitchen. miasma
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spberomg again
,odsummer
migrants again
broker, bookkeeper, ánager dead. madea vodckoker do it
late si,,er. summer
Sp tired. Need sleep. I'll stop here. the ditch is finished. So much pointless digging and shaping the mountain.
(http://i.imgur.com/cCKiaoi.jpg)
http://dffd.bay12games.com/submit.php?action=message&fid=10713
Post by: XXXXYYYY on March 29, 2015, 07:13:31 pm
Post by: Kamin on March 29, 2015, 08:28:58 pm
Wow, this is still a thing. PTWDrinking: Hasn't gone out of style since -10000 BC
Post by: Shoruke on March 29, 2015, 09:52:41 pm
That's 8,000 years in our future...Wow, this is still a thing. PTWDrinking: Hasn't gone out of style since -10000 BC
Also, these
Post by: Ifeno on March 29, 2015, 10:33:34 pm
Post by: Chaoseed on March 30, 2015, 03:48:56 am
00:30 I'm doing a secret project. With magmagma and levers !d
Post by: Naryar on March 30, 2015, 06:41:20 am
Wait a tick
So Naryar got Shmuck Baited, into trying to set up Shmuck Bait?
KARMAAAAA
silly shoruke. the bait is still here. waiting.
Post by: Scruffy on March 30, 2015, 08:35:41 am
The fort is a bit dull due to the lack of invaders. All we get is badgers, kobolds and the occasional murderous wombat.
And titans/fbs
Perhaps we need to go butcher the caverns and what lies below
Edit: Something interesting
The fortress map
http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-12432--drunkfortress
ground level is at z41, volcano peak around z84 and the main floor at z59
Edit: Added a few points of interest.
Post by: Shoruke on March 30, 2015, 06:41:08 pm
Also, dat entrance hallway. An 80-foot corridor with more puke than dry spots. Ewwwww... Welcome to Drunk Fort, where the only thing more gross than the corpses, is the spots where there isn't a corpse to surf on
Post by: Kamin on March 30, 2015, 08:35:56 pm
Post by: Scruffy on March 30, 2015, 08:42:16 pm
That is an awesome embark picture compilation, Scruffalupagus. I've never seen that before; did it take five forevers to upload all of the pictures, or does it get uploaded as a single file somehow?DF has a command for exporting the embark site as .bmp files (just press esc. It is next to save and abandon site) There is a compiler that compiles them as a single file that can be uploaded in the database. Pretty simple
Post by: Felius on March 31, 2015, 11:42:09 am
Post by: Scruffy on April 02, 2015, 03:02:37 pm
Post by: Shoruke on April 05, 2015, 04:27:19 am
DICKS.
"But Shoruke, surely you mean that we learned about dicks?" No. Today, we learned that dicks.
Three train stops away from my place is Kawasaki-Daishi, a small community that happens to have plenty of temples. In Spring (April 5), the temples hold a festival. It's not a Spring Festival, it's not even a fertility festival, it's a festival about penises. There are little market stalls that sell two-foot hot dogs, hot dogs wrapped in flour dough, corn dogs, candy penises complete with foreskin and balls (the only penises that are supposed to shrink as you suck them), and candy vaginas for if you get dick overload from watching 20 old Japanese dudes carry a portable shrine with an 8-foot-tall dick in it on parade. Oh wait, I meant to say three portable shrines with 8-foot-tall dicks in them. One matte black, one bubblegum pink, and one made of sublety, puns, and wood.
SUFFICE TO SAY I COULD USE SOME BRAIN BLEACH
SO Y'ALL'RE GONNA SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND WAIT FOR ME TO GET PASTED
Post by: Chaoseed on April 05, 2015, 05:00:10 am
Is this going to influence your fortress design at all?
Post by: Scruffy on April 05, 2015, 06:36:07 am
Edit: Hmm.. a dwarven beard festival..
Post by: Shoruke on April 05, 2015, 11:08:35 am
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linking is hard
here
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10733
Post by: TheFlame52 on April 05, 2015, 11:46:14 am
Drunk Fortress.
Post by: miauw62 on April 05, 2015, 12:14:54 pm
Please dorf me as Miauw, you can ignore the numbers.
Post by: Scruffy on April 05, 2015, 12:15:45 pm
CURSES! My clever plan has been foiled.
Scruffeh's tomb seems to be dedicated only to scruffies...
but two were unassigned so I dedicated them to me's ^_^
YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE THE SHORKS THROUGH EGO, SCRUFFEH
(Though one of those tombs doesn't contain an ex-scruffy but someone else)
NOW WE MUST MAKE SURE THAT THOSE SHORK TOMBS WILL NEVER BE FILLED!
Your dorfs must live on so MY tomb remains pure and unadultered by foul Shorukes!
Edit: So much quote-worthy dick dialogue on that post.
I got bored and decided to check the engravings instead of sleeping. They are mostly old and from the first years of this fort.
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Post by: Taupe on April 05, 2015, 09:03:04 pm
Post by: Yoink on April 05, 2015, 11:14:51 pm
Great turn, Shoruke! And high-five for 7/11 sammiches!
I dunno what they're like in Japanland, but I sometimes have their egg 'n' mayo ones when I'm really drunk.
Post by: Shoruke on April 06, 2015, 01:00:38 am
Great turn, Shoruke! And high-five for 7/11 sammiches!Eh, they're totally sammiches. They have egg salad ones which are nice because I don't have to hard-boil my own eggs to have egg salad sandwiches :P
I dunno what they're like in Japanland
Someone else's turn. If next overseer fills the fortress full of dicks, I swear to god I will find a way to burn them.
Post by: Scruffy on April 06, 2015, 11:04:54 am
If next overseer fills the fortress full of dicks, I swear to god I will find a way to burn them.I wasn't going to but you managed to convince me. The next turn I take will be the year of phallos.
I will build a giant erect phallos mausoleum sticking out of the mountain side in the honor of the Shork-clan.
..I wonder if I can add something involving magma to it
Edit: Probably not but atleast we can fill it with plumphelmets
Post by: Naryar on April 06, 2015, 02:10:58 pm
Also I may take a turn this week. Need to make phallic symbols everywhere to give Shoruke nightmares.
Post by: Scruffy on April 06, 2015, 04:20:02 pm
Wait, why do I have 3 A4 with pictures of ... scribbled on both sides? DAMN IT! Why am I even doing this?
Post by: Kamin on April 06, 2015, 05:10:07 pm
Hmm.. While drawing a 1z-level 2D phallos is trivial, making a 3D phallos that doesn't look like a strange mushroom in DF is tricky. This requires careful planning and I must do it before I get drunk or it will end up looking like a collossal maypole...At least make sure it looks like a colossal, VEINY maypole.
Post by: Naryar on April 06, 2015, 05:35:04 pm
Hmm.. While drawing a 1z-level 2D phallos is trivial, making a 3D phallos that doesn't look like a strange mushroom in DF is tricky. This requires careful planning and I must do it before I get drunk or it will end up looking like a collossal maypole...At least make sure it looks like a colossal, VEINY maypole.
Hmm-hmm. If you want to make artificial veins, I suggest cinnabar.
Hmm.. While drawing a 1z-level 2D phallos is trivial, making a 3D phallos that doesn't look like a strange mushroom in DF is tricky. This requires careful planning and I must do it before I get drunk or it will end up looking like a collossal maypole..
Wait, why do I have 3 A4 with pictures of ... scribbled on both sides? DAMN IT! Why am I even doing this?
The penis train has no brakes.
aaaalso
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GayBravado
Post by: Scruffy on April 07, 2015, 02:25:48 pm
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-A bottle of red ale and a shot of salmiak vodka at a bar
-A can of Strongbow and another of Magners
-Mostly fermented potato wine. Just moved it from a bucket into a carboy and the carboy was a bit too small so had some leftover and don't want to waste it. The rest will mature for half a year or so.
Still unfiltered and contains yeast but that can be quickly killed with heating. Won't taste very good though
-Red currant wine from last summer. Don't really like the taste. I have to add some other berries in the mix next time.
Chucked a glass of 'wine' and the Strongbow. Starting to feel a bit drunk.
Setting up the game. Will go ascii this time. Usually I avoid it while drunk.
MORE DORFS!
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DAMN IT. Why do the dorerfs still use this tileset? Reinstalling ascii graphics.
Still not working. Can't seem to fix it. Will redownload DF and save
Not working..
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Deleted the graphics folder. This should fix it. FOR GOOD
Finally
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Ordered some embracing. Engraving..
wheres the dorf booze gone?
need more booze for dorflings
STOP ENGRAVING VERMIN! DAMN IT KAMINS and Shorukesomenumber. all you keep engraving are various kidns of spiders, worms and rats
and pictures of naryarrr admiring a shield and bobnova cooking legendary biscuits
also something about kamin killing dorfs
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sp ,amy So many dorfs died in hte hospital. it was a damn morque
The few survivors are all "under a great deal of stress" due to seeing half a dozen of their closest friends slowly starve to death and start to rot on the beds and tables next to them
while being too wounded to help or leave themselevs. horrors
msut find water
we must explore tha vaverns! we have the dorgfpower!
unseal cavers
All 90 soldiers looking for waterr
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noone has socks. general grumpiness. the hairy midgets need their socks
TIME TO PRODUCE... SOCKS!
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PRAISE THE MINERS!
wait
no
no praising. filthg, non-boozoholic liquid
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im startging to like this lake already
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engravings of engracings
kingmurdoc admiring quivers
kingmurdoc being surrounded by hard wheat
foolish burning miner
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dig dorfs dig! you are suck in that hole untill yoiyu finish
dig and you shall be free, laze off and you will starve in the hole you dug yourselfg
ARGH!
Cavein. Kiledd all of my miners except oen. ALL EXCEPT ONE!
must repair the dorf face. constructing a support pillar
,mre dead miners. ops?
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food now, phallos later
..why the hell did i save some of the pics in .dib format? Didn't even know that such a format existss. Had to converts themm all into .jpg
downed another two glasses. drinking a bit too fast.
Trying to post pics
woah, did this stuff in the pictures relly aheepen? Happen? Oh yes, it dit. Forgot for a momenbt
continuing soon...
drabk too fast. 1l of 15% in an hour or so and 0.5l of 4,5%. argh
I wonder if I can cosntruct a great dick in this shape. Must try. The dick waits for no man
I SHALL NAME IT:... Dickus Dorfimus
or perhaps Dorfus Dickus? Dickus maximus? Dickus Dorfimus Erectimus?
Darmn it. Dickus Dorfimus maximus.
Must sound horrpbie but it sounds good to me since iäm drunk.
A monumet to dwarven potency and vigor.
wait? df tiles are TALLER than wide?
¤=#)¤ =EWSD I spent ages designing the ubercok under the pretense that the tiles were WIDER than TALL!
Now the whole thing will look like a damn pointy arrow or something
somethow i had managed to remove tje f1 zoom to main level hotkey
more random collapses on surface. what the hell? granite just rains fro mthe sky?
stopping militia traing i for now. they are all already legendayr. that is enough
now we meed builders. ALO T OF PENISCRAFTDORFS
oh. opened dorfrapist. many dorfs are unhappy dyue to not wearing pants or sicks.. or shirts
all htey have are hats. Naked but with hats and hoods
only somewhat) sklilled dorfs are allowerd to detail stone. I want proper engravings, not some pictures of cheese, wrwoms and kamin making biscuitws
m,ore bedrooms
why can't dorfs share bedrooms? it is not like they have anyuthig interesting going on
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ugh. i hate thsese bedrooms. who made this crap?
wait.. i think that i started this bedroom level
damn it
we have about a hundere spare berds. forgot them on repeat craft last turn i think
mre clothier workshops. we need pants. this is tegeting embarashing
also screwbresses. some nutcakes
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babykamin is posdses
why is everyone hanging around on top of the volcagne?
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a hundr3ed cabinets but no coffers
ir something. forgot what i awas ogoing to frite. darmn
WHY DO WE HAVE 79 lead doors=!=
cavein. more dead miners
forgot about the drinking well thingig. Swimming pool., must construct it
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constructing additional space for finsighit scruffyleaym. previously the mountainside was in the way'
drinking more- presonally
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edit: brewer
da,m jheö,et smales
Helmet snakes
re,e,teberd Remembered to add some workshop roders orders
upi dorfs wamt some cabinets? have some bloody cabinets
Cock not being erected yet. Lazy miners
too drunk for this shit
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less jauing more mining!
why are anl the miners lazing around?
oops. erm.. lets not talk about this
they are working now. humiliating
STOP TRAINING YOU DAMN EX-MILItIA! YOU ARE 90% of the living workfoce and you are training!
(http://i.imgur.com/49gsDDd.jpg)
kamin999 failed mood. went berserk
cat drowned in the volcano.
miasma in the training halls
COCK TIME!
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it will end up looking weird due to b eing designed for wider tiles, not tall ones
looks tgstange strange in 2d. i wonder if we fanc see it in 3df somehow?
the cock is slowly rising
we will erect a monumet to the dwarven determination
yet another surface collapse. tree?
we are going to erect a lasting monumet to our name.
something that will show the rest of the world and our future generations: here stood runkfort!!, BUGGER OF YOU GITS!
nothign s being done? what the hell had i assigned istead of dig/build/deconstruct ordesrs? Something waw ordered byt nobody ws doing it. strange
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oops!
technoxzan is jsut walking in the flooded area and swimmingt around to fetch a hat from a driowned miner
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fist stockpies and workships.
for wishing. Fishing
THE DICK COLLAPSED!
DAMMN IT
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DAMN IT WATER pressure
it stpppåed rising one z-level too lowe
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some random dorf ois feeling pleasure staring at shoruke5's tomb. liks coffins or somthing
damn it. an other double turn to finish the dick
naryar4 has made atleast 3 silver statues of large roaches and kamin admiring flutes and a statue of bogeymen
,amaged t foöö tje swimming pool by digging another passage and making trenches
someone made alpaca wool pants artifact. warm?
still drinking but I thin k I should stop since it is not fgair to take so many double turns.
but I don't care. The dict needs erecting
fistherdorfs are fishign and doctors are watrerfeeding happily. wate helped alot. water is good. not booze but still important
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so many engravings ab out recluse spiders and masterful perpared meals
aslo a few pictures of dorefs "withering away" and dieing jervill and kamin killing bears and badgets
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caravan
wait? it hasn't been even a year yet? the first caravan` what?
why is one of my tombs full of engravings of shoruke? most of them either dieing or bveinb rejected
first fawgve pf ,ogramts
Migrants
the turn seems low. SLOW.
must be due to having nedarly 200 dorfs working
stpp collasping penis!
time for the dick to rise upwards
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silver statues. so many silver stantues.
53 i thin k
okaced tgen ub tombs
the erect monument is now full of tombs
the last resting plafe fo the dorfen kind
wjy ios the site burning?
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the whole phallos is a massibe burial chamber. so many coffnms
half asleepp...
the shaft isnt fisniehd yet
last glass og booze going
almost finsihed with the shaft
FB!
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i
, bpit out of booze. just one glass of wine left
won't give up before i reach the tip
caravan? has it been a year again?
two and half year turn?
the whole site is just ashesd
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TIP TIME! 3CLANS, HERE I COME!
more masterpice pants
migrants
building the tip
part of the cokc collapes. crushjed all of the traders. merchats are dead. cause:falling penis
MUST FINiSH!
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soon..
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DAMN it took long
Finally something to remember us by. Something to say bufger off to every passing cr3ature. the DICKUS DORFUS MAXIMUS
bed now
so many engravigns of kamin1 dieing
kamin1 resting o nthe top fo the monument.
sleeping nwo save later
edit: it is still lacking balls
http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-12437--drunkfortress
(http://i.imgur.com/gZtNPdl.jpg)
Stonesense
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Post by: Kamin on April 07, 2015, 03:37:30 pm
WATER!
PRAISE THEMINERSKamins!
FTFY
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(Kamin2 was obviously a badass. He probably died already, likely at the fowl hands of a guinea hen or something. But still, he lives on in my heart, engraved there forever, as a badass.)
Post by: miauw62 on April 08, 2015, 03:44:34 am
Post by: Scruffy on April 08, 2015, 04:39:25 am
I managed to erect the monument to dwarven dickishness (dickitude?). Somehow. It looks a bit strange due to taller than wide tileset.
Still needs balls though
Not quite sure how long that turn was. 2 years I think
Perhaps, thousands of dorf years later, kobold archeologists will discover this site and know that here lived dorfs and that they were truly gods among mortals.
Edit: wait a moment. According to the file I posted on DF map archive it should only be one year. That can't be right
Can it really have been just a year? it took me 6 hours and there was so much constructing. Was it because of having 100 ex-militia dorfs doing masonry?
strange
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10742
I wonder what went on in the dorfs heads when they built it. "Urist. Go build us a mausoleum. Something that will make it look like the mountain had an erection and it was full of dwarves."
Post by: Shoruke on April 08, 2015, 05:31:15 am
I'll take a turn... hmm, probably early next week. Likely Monday. This depraved world will know my venegeful fury!
Post by: VonCede on April 08, 2015, 06:55:19 am
... needs more brain bleach. Sorry.
Post by: Scruffy on April 08, 2015, 07:20:07 am
Why I still insist on thinking, how magnificent magmacannon could be made from that Scruffy's monument.Actually I originally intended that but it would have become too big and would have required a huge amount of dorf power to operate. (or a bunch of windmills on the tip..)
... needs more brain bleach. Sorry.
Post by: miauw62 on April 08, 2015, 01:38:54 pm
Post by: Naryar on April 09, 2015, 10:07:26 am
Post by: Ifeno on April 09, 2015, 11:59:23 am
Post by: Naryar on April 10, 2015, 03:36:48 pm
Don't have that much alcohol but I believe what I have will be sufficient.
edit: finished download, starting to drink, will open the game soon
shoruke will regret posting dicks all over his last turn (it's not like he didn't want us to do this to him)
Post by: Naryar on April 10, 2015, 04:35:38 pm
However 201 dwarves is just about too much. Need to remove temperature
23:38 Still at 25 FPS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY THAT ?
i will send all our military against the FB. Maybe they die and our FPS is increased.
23:39 winter is upon you
yeah i suppose, need to drink more.
23:47 some military dwarves died, i suppose it's the poisonous secretions of the FB-
oh wait
wait
wait
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/94823lc1.png)
is that a loyalty cassdcade ?
because it looks like one
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/87640lc2.png)
well i can't really complain i needed to kill dwarves anyway due to FPS death
NEED TO DRINK MORE.
23:52 I don't even fuck what ?
oh my fucking armok what the fuck i just ordered that FB dead and then dwarves died due to poison and then this shit happened
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/41326lc3.png)
i think Lord Armok took my "i need less dwarves" very literally and in the most direct way possible. well, not going to complain. also it's my first loyalty cascaded !whhooo d! :P need to see where all of this goes
23:58 165 citizens
let's see if I can save the fort...
10 seconds after 142 citizens. WOW.
Talk about backfiring horribly wrong. Or is it right ?
ANOTHER BEER PLEASE
00:01 my FPS is at 60
well at least there's that.
129 citizens. Ah, well. Truly I should nto give such opportunities to lord Armok. Let's see how this goes still.
Tempted to PULL ALL THE MAGMA LEVERS but htis story isn't done yet. Anyways i need to finish this drink.
00:05 124 citizens. It seems the massive loyalty cascade has stopped.
No more loss of life.
THANK YOU LORD ARMOK now time to build coffins . some coffins. more coffins and fill a room with them because the fortress is full of corpses.
00:10 time to fill the cock with coffins
does rigor mortis applies to penises as well ? HAH
00:13 alright, need to wall these caverns before i get killed by some ass iron spider with webs or something
also opening another bottle of beer, TO YOUR HEALTH, FELLOW DRUNK OVERSEERS
00:16 damn i nearly missed that VCC, and saying that a builder would throw itself into it's lamprey-like jaws
SHAI-HULUD ! SHAI-HULUD ! Except in tiny, blue versions.
going to kill that voracious cave crawler anyway. let's hope the military goes before the wall builder.
00:25 That vcc is maiming some civilians, oh look an axelord, i hope he will kill it
00:29 vcc is dead, one civilian maimed, no dead. anyways it's burial time in the giant stone penis
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/41478burialpenis.png)
00:40 things are continuing. the mass burial is going well, though I don't think I have enough coffins.
Something has randomly collapsed on the surface, i don't even know why. i haven't ugd ugdug on the surface, it's just a 3x3 1z of black sand
i mean wtf
01:03 project balls has been canceled, for now
need to drink more
people are being cancelede
making more phallic things
01:20 stopped things, penis made, and other stuff
alright, done, this is ended
Post by: Naryar on April 11, 2015, 04:13:50 am
Still about 60 dwarves died due to some loyalty cascade (i dont even know why), i have done a few reminders of phallic ideas around the fort. Project balls was not started, so that's gonna be the next overseer.
Edit: there : http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10755
Post by: Bobnova on April 11, 2015, 01:39:09 pm
Praying to Armok is a dangerous business.
Post by: Scruffy on April 11, 2015, 02:32:29 pm
201 dwarves is just about too much.
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23:58 165 citizens
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10 seconds after 142 citizens. WOW.
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129 citizens. Ah, well. Truly I should nto give such opportunities to lord Armok. Let's see how this goes still.
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00:05 124 citizens.
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THANK YOU LORD ARMOK now time to build coffins . some coffins. more coffins and fill a room with them because the fortress is full of corpses.
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00:10 time to fill the cock with coffins
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I don't think I have enough coffins
Interesting
"I don't think I have enough coffins"
Pretty much sums it up in one sentence :o
Just checked the save
...
Not even going to comment
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I wonder what the named dorfs have been up to..
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Did you just deconstruct small parts of the monument? Just to free some dorfs?
..what are bleak creatures and why has Technoxan been killing them?
And where did you even manage to find that troll that is rotting in the hospital?
Oh, my favorite Scruffeh is still alive and kicking? Carry on then..
This is what our average dorf looks like at the moment. mentally
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Nice, albeit short turn Naryar. Nicely done
Post by: TheFlame52 on April 11, 2015, 08:35:38 pm
Post by: Bobnova on April 11, 2015, 10:03:38 pm
Post by: Naryar on April 12, 2015, 04:34:28 am
And yes, bobnova has killed bobnova. Bobnova civil war.
And no, I don't know what happened. Most likely a loyalty cascade but i don't even know why.
Post by: SanDiego on April 12, 2015, 09:12:38 am
Post by: Bobnova on April 12, 2015, 11:21:36 am
I tried to read this thread while drunk, hoping it may make more sense. It didn't quite work out.It probably seems like a better idea now though.
Post by: miauw62 on April 12, 2015, 12:20:37 pm
Post by: Scruffy on April 12, 2015, 12:24:06 pm
I especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a cavein
Post by: Kamin on April 12, 2015, 12:27:41 pm
Don't tell us how to liveI especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a cavein
Post by: Scruffy on April 12, 2015, 12:31:35 pm
Post by: Scruffy on April 12, 2015, 12:54:44 pm
Don't tell us how to liveI especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a cavein
WTG MY MAGMA CANNIN WAS BOTCHED KAMIN9 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN DIS THIS HAOPEN OH DAMN YOU KANINSo it was YOU!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Edit: So many miners turned into !!xxDORFcorpsexx!! when playing around with that magma corridor.
..Please make more of these ;)
Post by: Kamin on April 12, 2015, 03:04:33 pm
...Shit. Yeah, I guess I did that. I had completely forgotten about it. Unsurprisingly.Don't tell us how to liveI especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a caveinWTG MY MAGMA CANNIN WAS BOTCHED KAMIN9 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN DIS THIS HAOPEN OH DAMN YOU KANINSo it was YOU!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Edit: So many miners turned into !!xxDORFcorpsexx!! when playing around with that magma corridor.
..Please make more of these ;)
Post by: Ifeno on April 13, 2015, 12:54:16 am
Post by: Shoruke on April 13, 2015, 06:03:30 am
This agitates me somewhat.
Normally, I'm comparatively careful around magma. Not today.
Normally, my constructions have several failsafes built in. Not today.
Normally, my response to adversity is either "must deal with that" or "fuck it, I don't care". Today... heh heh heh.... ha ha ha...
Normally, I try to ensure that things like beds and food are kept in good supply, and when I can figure out how to move corpses around, I try to get them all dealt with. Keep the future bright, you know? But today is not a normal day.
Today is the day that I drown you all in glorious !!conflagration!!
(just gimme a minute to stock up on sammiches and try to get buzzed off this bottle of Crème de Pêche)
EDIT: Okay, I'm buzzed. And I have literally no idea if this peach shit is gross or not. Bleeeech, it's so good. Starting turn now.
Post by: Scruffy on April 13, 2015, 06:30:34 am
Post by: Naryar on April 13, 2015, 06:37:45 am
because i will just bang in and say what i think : there will NOT be enough magma.
Post by: Shoruke on April 13, 2015, 08:50:10 am
Spoiler: dick burgnings! (click to show/hide)
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10766
Here, have a save. The fort is still playable... technically...
heee hee hee...
ha ha ha...
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Next turn is gonna be so awesome 8)
I should turn yself evbil more often, that was so cathartic ^_^
didn't get as drunk as usual but, eh.
have... hee hee. FUN.
Post by: Scruffy on April 13, 2015, 09:17:06 am
Shoruke has claimed a fortress.
!!DRUNKFORTRESS!! has been struck down!
Shoruke has begun a mysterious construction!
MNOOOOOOOoo!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
:'( bwaaaah
You heartless monster
There were graves in there. The final resting place of dozens of dorfs.
Post by: Naryar on April 13, 2015, 09:35:39 am
-A giant stone penis becoming flaccid
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Butt Shoruke
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(http://i62.tinypic.com/2dikpxi_th.jpg)
-A large stone-carved penis ejaculating magma
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fuck your kid.
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FUCK YOUR PENIS!
- A boner spear out of all things was made
So i'm not convinced about the removal of the dicks...
However, all this magma pleases me greatly. There definitely is enough to arouse me... :D So I retire what I said earlier.
also more seriously, that removal of the giant penis was a dick move. Seriously, Scruffy took so much on himself to erect it.
Post by: Scruffy on April 13, 2015, 09:39:11 am
However, all this magma pleases me greatly. There definitely is enough to arouse me... :D..And so N
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also more seriously, that removal of the giant penis was a dick move. Seriously, Scruffy took so much on himself to erect it.Doesn't really matter. That was an entertaining turn so it was worth it.
Edit: Just checked the save.
It must have taken quite a bit of effort to submerge so many parts of the fort into magma. So many passages, channels and holes to channel the magma into exactly the places it shouldn't end up in. Impressive.
The fort is a lost cause though. The magma is flowing down the main staircase and killing the fps. RIP fps
Oh Shoruke, just one little thing: You channeled magma directly above Scruffeh's sarcophagus but there is one thing you failed to take into account. It is made out of ADAMANTINE! My bones endure! My tomb still stands! The fort will burn but the Scruffeh's corpse is eternal! Mwahaha!
The silver statues are piles of silvery goop though
Post by: Shoruke on April 14, 2015, 11:25:57 pm
"Okay so I got the save g- SHORUKE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?"
Post by: Kamin on April 14, 2015, 11:35:36 pm
Oh Shoruke, just one little thing: You channeled magma directly above Scruffeh's sarcophagus but there is one thing you failed to take into account. It is made out of ADAMANTINE! My bones endure! My tomb still stands! The fort will burn but the Scruffeh's corpse is eternal!
Scruffy is like diamonds: He is forever.
Post by: Shoruke on April 15, 2015, 02:49:39 am
Actually diamonds eventually decay into graphite... it just takes thousands of years.Oh Shoruke, just one little thing: You channeled magma directly above Scruffeh's sarcophagus but there is one thing you failed to take into account. It is made out of ADAMANTINE! My bones endure! My tomb still stands! The fort will burn but the Scruffeh's corpse is eternal!
Scruffy is like diamonds: He is forever.
More accurately, Scruffy will exist until the end of the world.
Post by: Kamin on April 15, 2015, 04:24:42 am
Listen Snodgrass, if you wanna rudely ignore my hilarious commercial reference, then FINE. Go ruin other people's phallus-filled days while you're at it, why dontchya?Actually diamonds eventually decay into graphite... it just takes thousands of years.Oh Shoruke, just one little thing: You channeled magma directly above Scruffeh's sarcophagus but there is one thing you failed to take into account. It is made out of ADAMANTINE! My bones endure! My tomb still stands! The fort will burn but the Scruffeh's corpse is eternal!
Scruffy is like diamonds: He is forever.
More accurately, Scruffy will exist until the end of the world.
P.S.- If you keep a diamond at comfortable livable human temps, away from high ion sources, the diamond will last millions to billions of years. The oldest known are like 3.5 billion years old. Might as well be forever.
P.P.S.- Scruffy is my own personal diamond, and he will shine on forever in my heart.
Post by: Chaoseed on April 15, 2015, 06:50:55 am
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Post by: Naryar on April 15, 2015, 09:36:44 am
P.P.S.- Scruffy is my own personal diamond, and he will shine on forever in my heart.
So after all this talk of penises and hard-ons and flaccidity, you come up with THAT ?
Post by: Camulus on April 15, 2015, 11:28:12 am
I hear tell of a magma death,so should I start a new fort or use shoruke's save?
Post by: Shoruke on April 15, 2015, 01:20:00 pm
I want to get drunkish within the next 48 hours.I vote that you load up my save, witness hell briefly, and THEN start a new fort.
I hear tell of a magma death,so should I start a new fort or use shoruke's save?
But that's just my opinion, either option is a good option as long as the turn is entertaining :D
Post by: Camulus on April 15, 2015, 01:25:43 pm
I vote that you load up my save, witness hell briefly, and THEN start a new fort.
But that's just my opinion, either option is a good option as long as the turn is entertaining :D
I truly do fear for my already non-existent sanity...
Bleeding penii, literal dwarven roasts...perhaps seeing these images will tame my lust for drunkenness.
As for the turn being entertaining, my booze reserves are quite scant, so I may be slightly sober enough to give some regard as to the comic validity of my turn.
But yeah I downloaded yer save prior to this ere talky-talky.
EDIT: Magma everywhere.
Corpsies everywhere.
Penis still spewing fiery death.
FPS death, on my machine at least.
Just seeing a cat slowly making its way down the hall, trekking through the filth...
I simply do not have enough alcohol to be drunk long enough to compete a full year in the Dongfort.
Sadly then, I shall start a new fort, a new bastion for penis-loving drunks who inhabit this realm.
Post by: Kamin on April 15, 2015, 01:56:15 pm
I simply do not have enough alcohol to be drunk long enough to compete a full year in the Dongfort.Strike the earth, Brother Camulus! Most people seem to prefer volcano embarks, but do whatever you feel--first overseer is THE Overseer. Also, welcome to the Hell that are the B12 Forums; glad you've found us!
Sadly then, I shall start a new fort, a new bastion for penis-loving drunks who inhabit this realm.
I wonder what the death knell of this fortress sounds like...I see what you did there... ::)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Camulus on April 15, 2015, 02:42:23 pm
Strike the earth, Brother Camulus! Most people seem to prefer volcano embarks, but do whatever you feel--first overseer is THE Overseer. Also, welcome to the Hell that are the B12 Forums; glad you've found us!
Let us commence!
I prefer volcano embarks personally, but methinks some variety may b e in order.
So far: 1 can premium druagt amd 9? shots whiskey, more to come, but will I have enough booze tah become drunk?
There is some cheap wine somewhere in this house iirc.
Before I start, brilliant idea: Upon the relaese of the tavern upodate, The Toad and The Sloth must each take a turn in Drunk FortresS!
Thematically correct, and excellent propaganda.
Also, I wish tah see the creator/s of a game play it while inebraited.
Uselesss jibber-jabber aside, I shall now create a fort!
Scene1: In which Camulus, devourer of lifeforms, creates a DRUNK FOICKIN FROTRESS!!!!!!! (While listening to music)
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Post by: Kamin on April 15, 2015, 02:57:00 pm
Post by: Camulus on April 15, 2015, 03:12:29 pm
I am very much looking forward to your brand of Drunk, Camulus. Make certain to get a good picture of the embark site (edit: pre-embark in map view), and, if it is necessary for whatever reason to gen a new world (it happens sometimes), the get a picture of that as well! I'll update the OP with all of the things you provide.
I shall use the same woorld. I think this is btter, as then one can have a virtual archive of drunkforts all within one world!
Imagine the confusion that adventuresr will feel.
Do not worry, oh creator of this glorious thresda, I shall provide all.
Also, yer cool m8 :)
IMPOTANT: SEE UP^for my turn!!!!!!!! this is simply a comment in reply to ........kamin..to his commetz..my forttgoings are up!
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Post by: Naryar on April 15, 2015, 03:44:48 pm
Also your turn looks promising. Continue on ! We're watching you.
Post by: Camulus on April 15, 2015, 03:56:10 pm
Welcome to Drunk Fortress, man.
Also your turn looks promising. Continue on ! We're watching you.
I am noaw distracted by tis socialixing!!!!
I don t want tha talk. just playe!
Fuuuuuuuoickkkk I am druuuunk...man....woman.....gender alloctaions are woring imo......READ ABOVE!!!!!!!
DUSTREACTIONZ HAVE MADE ME STRAT NUDDDEEEE..
Waitt...music...yes....GO power rangers go!!!
Post by: Scruffy on April 15, 2015, 04:04:10 pm
I see plenty of drowned dorfs in the near future. The miners will learn to swim or die
Edit: MNOooo
Picks are just optional extra. Wooden fortress go!
Post by: Camulus on April 15, 2015, 04:26:00 pm
No picks nom axeesssss
THUS:\\
Scene2: In which Camulus surpaces past mistakes and creayes fooort...of....ah fuck lets just get goin, ye wee lads!!!!!!!!!!!
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uhhhh sah I wimped out early
but i built woodend thigy
So tirKill alll elves and suxh
ed
Damn my body is in shcok need get more drunk more often well then fare thee well other humans.
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10772
Post by: Shoruke on April 15, 2015, 10:44:36 pm
Welcome to the club :D
(starting without gear... classic drunk :P)
Post by: Taupe on April 15, 2015, 11:08:07 pm
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Post by: Taupe on April 15, 2015, 11:40:02 pm
Post by: Camulus on April 16, 2015, 05:49:57 am
Only got to early autumn.
Post by: Scruffy on April 16, 2015, 09:23:43 am
I miss having a proper, deep and wide dorf-eating river instead of a brook.
Perhaps I'll dig one..
Edit: Argh! Yellow! Too much yellow! The color of the filthy, vomit-inducing sun! Autumn is a horrible time to be a dorf on this site.
What's with all these trees?
Willow, highwood, walnut, plum, birch, peach, persimmon, pine, GINKGO!
Now there's a dorfy tree if there ever was one.
A stubborn remnant from ancient past with seeds that smell like vomit, grows where the hell it damn likes and gives zero shits about stuff like evolution. A living fossil from when there were no bloody elves, murderous carps ..or flowering plants
I like ginkgo. It smells like dorfs
This is now (un)officially the water fortress. In our previous forts we played mostly with magma. Now it is time to use the elf-like, non-alcoholic liquid that can't even power a furnace. But fear not, for we will defile it and mold it into our liking. Artificial lakes, a redirected river, dams, towers of wood, towers made by burrowing inside still living 3x3 highwood tree trunks... Everything the elves hate.
I'll take a turn sometime in the near future
Post by: Naryar on April 16, 2015, 01:41:14 pm
No magma ? Wooden fortress ? I cannot say i am pleased with this turn of events.
NO MATTER WE SHALL MAKE A WOODEN VENICE OUT OF THIS FORT, AND TERRIFY THE ELVES
Also, wooden phalluses. That is all.
Also highwood = best tree
Post by: Scruffy on April 16, 2015, 03:01:13 pm
Post by: Kamin on April 16, 2015, 03:09:38 pm
Hmm.. To play or not to play..lol wut
Post by: Scruffy on April 16, 2015, 04:07:43 pm
Ok, here I go again
Spent the evening making pork pies. Never actually tried making hot water crust dough before and it is hard to get lard for it where I live.
The filling is quite different from the typical brittish pie though. Pork, bellpepper, red onion, garlic, a bit of cabbage and a some tomato puree.
Actually considered filling them with the same filling I usually use for gyoza but ended up with this (I know that atleast someone here most likely eats gyaza)
Anyway, I have gambina (22%) and unfiltered potato wine which I just racked earlier today and kept half a litre for drinking now. Actually it tastes pretty nasty since it hasn't matured yet.
Just downed a glass of gambina and a beer.
Designing my next project while waiting to get drunk since there is no way I would manage to finish it without drowning the whole fort if I didn't.
Yes, I know. Cheating. Planning ahead. Don't worry, there will be more than enough death later on.
Hmm
I think that I will leave the venice thing for the future overseers and build a lake. A like with a fort in the middle. Or is that just a moat?
Yep, I think that it is just a glorified moat. Atleast the future overseers can use it as a water source for their fun little projects.
I would hav preferred taking a turn later on the fort's future since there are not enough dorfs or food etc so i can't concentrate fully on the mining. Darn
Feeling somewhat drunk.
Started making digf orders before I get too drunk.
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Here. The moat. Would make it wider. A LOT wider but don't hav eenough miners to do something like that yet.
..I have no idea what I was planning on doing with these
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Hopefully I will remember or toherwise k will most likely drown the entire undergorund part of the fort.
Hmm.. can I make it collapsable`#` yes, i think i can. Can't use the usual airlock system for magma submnerged collapsable forts since water has pressyre. hmm
Oh well, i thnk i can manage and if i fail nobody will accidently destroy the fort which is good.
I relly should stop making these death levers since they always end up screwing up the fort but WHAT WOULD BE TE POUINT OPTHERSISW?
If you are going to build a large prokect Project you simply HAVE to have a way to collapse it. It is half of the charm.
used the leftover pie filling, egg for glazing it and the afterheat from the oven to make an omelet. Yum
I think that I will have sto slow a bit on the drinking so I can last a whole yer. YEAR
Unpaused the game. It st aerts here.
ordered the wagon to be deconned. it is in the way of the moat. also made the miners dig under 3x3 trees and have the lumberdorfs chop a stairway inside the living thrres
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building a stayrway in the averns to allow digging derper
Also made a path from teh caverns to the trees. Or atleast designeated one
Must consetntrate on mining
Building a depot to lure in caravans for looting.
assigned new jobs. Kind of liked the ones earlier bu too many farmers. wont get skilled.
await. people are stupid. the farmers will die. must spread out the skills event touh it will mean leass harvest
Darn it. mercahnts didnt have a depot in time so most turned away
migrants!
I mean MINERS!
all we have is plumphelmets? What?
oh well. will get more from the caverns
had to removbe some stockpiles to make room. sorry previous overseer.
why are we gooking booze? We need it for drinking!
co,llapse. oops. damn it kamin9
Wait? why do we have kamin9 if we have just a dozen dorfgs?
cut the channeling designatiosn to prevent ay more dead miners from caveins
The depot is gone
Aöö hail the new depot!
designated a bookkeeper. who shoudl he be?
kamin is our chief medical officer. dorfg i mean. damn star trek "chief medical officer"
Iä'm sure tha kamin wouldn't let our dorgfs die. RIGHT?
biolöding beds.
walling off part of averns'
damn damp stones
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why are the caverns full of miasma?
dead reptile men and giant toads
must be wary. reptiles on the moive
'wait? when did I drink half of the bottle of gambina?
added zpmes zones
oh. ruhn starved. bugger
mafe a new ruhn. good that they are easy to replace
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where was the brewwers dowrkshop? i lost it. darmn
aboce ground farms
hmm, what is that strange gray thin?
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he is important
broker, bookkeepr and all
damn damps stones. stop itnerrupting
I think i accidenlty deleted a large cuhink CHUNK of my text log. oops?
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The vuolva text wont e as complete as camulust wanted.sorry bud
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havent progressed much on the proiject. damn!
a second downward passage
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i really want to bykd tgat tower fortress but have other stuff to do
damn this omelet is good.
the game? havent had much tume to worry about that
collapse.
dead minewrs
ooopös
Chichkesn? Must make scoops.
Buiklding craftdorfworkships or em
still nowehere near finishing but late winter and not even done with the dining rooms
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Drnn k
TIME TIO DIG!
THERWEAL TREASUE!
THE PROJECT! TIME FOR THe PRIJECT!
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migrants.
Yes.
miners. need to yuild a blacksmith to make puicks
more caverns. yes
miners finally working on the prioject. yes
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THE GIANT 3x3 TREES I WAS GOING TO BURROW INSIDE WRE CUT DOWN!
Someone... prior to me ordered them to be curt dornw. i think,. perhaps. perhaps not. who knwos
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what the HELL? is this the effect of dorfs traveling from old forts to the next? we have 3 legenrady fighter dorfs
bobnmova6, clovermagic4 and kamin9. scruffy7 is only a novice wrestlrer....
are the´se the opld uberdorfs?
erm... seems limke naryarsomething is suimpl obl9iterating hte invading wereape
nestboxes!
randomdragonwelp taken by waymood
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henboxes. so many hens
tood runk. cant sem to be ablte to buil coffins
the game keeps crashing
WHY?
it just ekesp crashing
no matter what i do it just crashes
Urgh. Slept a few hours. Feel horriblre.
Got the save forking. It always crashed on a certain date or something but had an earlier save and retired the fort. It works after unretiring.
All the booze was gone though and the drtagon went insane due to teatolatling- All the dig orders are gone too
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Ghost. so many chosts.
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OOK!
OOOK!
Scrufgft is murdereing the chickens. so many dead choickens
kamin, why are you sleeping in the ditch?
waterspoirce for the thirsty byms bums
ugh. dug out spots that were not supposed to be dug. channeling mutliple levels is hard when soemwhat drunk. will build walls
many of our dorgfs are legendary soldiers from the vprevious fort..
multiple kamins..
when did i build all these bedroms+
more wreapes. so much channeling. had to break many walls to reach the spots. will be messy
MINER GHOST BEST GHOST!
siquo, stop playing with the spiderwebns
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crash
CRASH!
FUU!
I give yup
sleep now. head ruts like hell
(http://i.imgur.com/PNccUIP.jpg)
Post by: Kamin on April 16, 2015, 04:20:49 pm
Aww darn it. DrinkingI knew you'd see the light, my adamantine-encased lovebird, you.
Post by: Scruffy on April 16, 2015, 04:43:25 pm
Quote from: Kamin
P.P.S.- Scruffy is my own personal diamond, and he will shine on forever in my heart.
Quote from: Kamin
I knew you'd see the light, my adamantine-encased lovebird, you.
Ok. starting to feel a bit creeped out. eep
Post by: Camulus on April 16, 2015, 05:18:10 pm
iirc there are a few chickens somewhere....think I brought chickens.
Post by: Kamin on April 16, 2015, 05:53:44 pm
I'll have you know we were married many, many times in Drunk Fort. We even had OFFSPRING. And you are so quick to disown me? For shame, Scruff. For SHAME.Quote from: KaminP.P.S.- Scruffy is my own personal diamond, and he will shine on forever in my heart.Quote from: KaminI knew you'd see the light, my adamantine-encased lovebird, you.
Ok. starting to feel a bit creeped out. eep
Post by: Naryar on April 16, 2015, 06:26:46 pm
Also I want to vote for the "I am shoruke" option because it's the funniest. Alas, option one is what I believe, so...
Also checking out that turn it seems good. I'm actually somewhat boozed up but it's time for sleep now ! GO ! SCRUFFY ! (now scruffy is a pokemon), finish your turn man !
Post by: Scruffy on April 16, 2015, 07:24:11 pm
So Kamin X Scruffy is a thing ? I was aware alcohol made girls more prone to lesbianism, but does it work for boys as well ?go on. Grab a turn. Mine crashe´d
Also I want to vote for the "I am shoruke" option because it's the funniest. Alas, option one is what I believe, so...
Also checking out that turn it seems good. I'm actually somewhat boozed up but it's time for sleep now ! GO ! SCRUFFY ! (now scruffy is a pokemon), finish your turn man !
Post by: Kamin on April 16, 2015, 07:52:40 pm
the game keeps crashingHow many forts has this world had, now? This is our what, second or third world? It's possible that our world is finally dying (again). It is sad, but it happens--each world can take only so many drunken forts, so many drunken overseers...
WHY?
it just ekesp crashing
no matter what i do it just crashes
Post by: Bobnova on April 16, 2015, 09:48:43 pm
the game keeps crashingHow many forts has this world had, now? This is our what, second or third world? It's possible that our world is finally dying (again). It is sad, but it happens--each world can take only so many drunken forts, so many drunken overseers...
WHY?
it just ekesp crashing
no matter what i do it just crashes
It's been a few, some fairly long forts too. One faced disaster and won out three or four times. Wouldn't especially surprised me if this world was dead.
I think the count stands at one lost due to update from .34 to .40 (or two? Did we lose another during the early .40.x days when something broke saves?), one generated for some drunken reason or another (out of volcanos I think), and one killed outright. This'll be the second that is straight up dead.
We had at least one water fort in the past, there was a massive river with cliffs on the side that someone (<cough>scruffy</cough>) thought it'd be a good idea to carve 3x3 up stairs into the bottom of. I spent significant time and effort getting lava to the middle of the many-many tile wide river to seal it. Successfully, as I remember.
Not surprisingly, I messed up a couple times along the way and fried a few dwarves.
Even less surprisingly, I didn't think quite far enough ahead, and I'm pretty sure I set the entryway tunnel, trading post, and most everything downhill from the trading post, on fire.
Oops.
In my defense I might have been drunk.
With 218 pages of drunken rambling to sort through figuring out how many worlds there've been would be quite the undertaking.
Post by: Shoruke on April 17, 2015, 10:39:28 am
The dongfortress was the first fort I made in the new world, which I genned up because I wanted more volcanoes all over the place.
Post by: Scruffy on April 17, 2015, 11:35:22 am
Aaaand..
Cause of constant crashes confirmed.
Took me a while, but it is this:
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=8719
Some wall construction orders in the caverns and one tile has a fungiwood under it. This might actually explain some of our earlier crashed turns too
Played the same month multiple times when drunk, always rebuilding the same things, crashing and starting all over again. Might aswell drink and replay the months lost to the crash.
Edit: This confirms it. Trees are evil. Building treehouses or walling of parts of the caverns are fatal to dorf civilizations. No more elfing around. (Have to be careful with the caverns and certainly no aboveground building on top of living trees. THEY HAVE TO BE MURDERED AND BUTCHERED INTO LUMBER FIRST!)
Oh, and HURRAH! the world isn't dead yet.
Post by: Kamin on April 17, 2015, 02:15:34 pm
Aaaand..Wow. Now THAT is good detective work. I would never have figured it out. I owe you a bottle of booze, Scruff.
Cause of constant crashes confirmed.
Took me a while, but it is this:
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=8719
Some wall construction orders in the caverns and one tile has a fungiwood under it. This might actually explain some of our earlier crashed turns too
Post by: Scruffy on April 17, 2015, 05:01:38 pm
got a LARGE glass of potato wine
Since I have played through these next two months or so twice or so already I think I can remember most of the stuff I did and can just quickly repeat it all.
Removed the crash-inducing construction orders, added more beds to dorms, started building a drinking hole and ordered some crap to be built on repeat
I think that some channeling orders caused plenty of deaths before. Clearing those orders. Better start from scratch
This feels too.. efficient. Oh well, I'm, sture that I will manage to mess up later.
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HURRAH FOR LEGENDARY IMMIGRANT MINERS!
werescruffy is on a rampage. again. better kiull him
scruffy7, now youy know why you fear the night
Hurrah for hammerlords from previous fort
i wonder how many dorfs got infectede into wrescruffies
cave crocodies eating fishermen. bah. not a carp
ruch2, bobnova6 and randomdragon (who still lives? was ot one of the crashed months where he was dead?) just punched teh crocodile to death
a kobold. how cute
must tuff corpses somewhere. coffins
i think scruffy7 infected the other scruffy and some nameless hobo
eggs. too many eggs. horny hens are worse than cats. I want kobold eggs. a chickencoop full of dosile little kobolds. for eggs.
randomdragon went insane. there we go
Most of the glass gone
migrants.
19th hematite
this is the day the saves crashed
so much blood
kamin and clover killed wrescruffty and the other werething. they died in a pile of blood and vomit on a dining table. bobnova6 got bitten to death by werebobnova
werebobnova kept biting bobnova in the head and shaking him aroudn
24dorfs
miners all dead
thick layer of soil. easxy to dig large areas
the living randombragon turned into wereape and killed the hjospital staff
running low on dorfs
More werethingites! DAMN IT! SO MANY DEAD DORFS! EVery moth more transfrorm
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THEY WRE!
Gettign more to drinbk
mroe coffins
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Or just drown the dorfs
crunsdles in the diningroom? hwo?
taupe taken by mood
wereapes transform a few secibds different times. they kill eachother before borth transfrom
only one werethgignie left. I thin k. Hopefulkly
caravan. fiunally
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NO WAY!after all this work, buggy crashes and minign micromanagement i Must finish what I started.
taype created an ugly ring with crundlebone
DA;M DAMP STONES!
SO close to finishing the main part
smoothing some of the floors
m
migrants!
making a lake area while the rest of the thing is being made. will bild a city oin stilts
big wooden pillers to support ab ygk hgorde of dorfs
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lakethinkgit porogreassing. building floors to prevent it from collapsitn
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oops
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IT IS BREACHED!
FILLING IT WIRTH WATE¤!
HURRAH! MU WORK HERE IS DONE!
SO MUCH WORK AND IT SI FINALLY DONE!! WITH PERFECTIOPN! EXCEPLENT:! PERHAPS EVENB TOO GOOD
shouldnt habe planned s much. ruins the fun since no sercoius mistakes.
WAIT!
WE HAVE A LEAK! THE POOL IS LEAKING!
where is the hole? must fix it before it wills too mugh
found a hole. 2-3/7 pf flowing water. can't build. ARGH![/color]
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wAIt, what? more water? wherefrom? stairway!?! FLOOD!
FLOOOD IN THE BEDROOMS!
THE RIVER FLOWS STRASIGHT INTO OUR BEDROOMS!
ANMD THE DINKIGNT ROOM AND FOODSTOCKBPILES ARE BLOW IT!
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most of the berdroomsare under 2/7 to 6/7 water. harmless hti think
bah. it is just dead dorfs.rooms can be rebuilt
trying to diricet DRAIN the water into caverns. The worset that can happen is extremely muddy bedrooms with mushrooms growin in tem
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MORE WATER! WR NEED MORE WATER! TOO SLOW! DIRECTING MORE WATER IN THE FORTRESS!
PROGRESS!! YES!
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;Mpre booze stockpiles!
ELVES! FPOUL ELVES!
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Should stop turn but willigng the pool takse long so will wqait for it to foll a bit and engrave the walls. want to read some drowining miner thingeis
also killghin more trees and building venice
DORF LAKE CITY! HUZAH!
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low on booze. a litre of 15%wine gone,.drinking some gambina
åarrot? '
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florde over a murky pool. no water geeting in the forty how
someone made a reed skirt. kegendary
pool hafl full
this is bvecoming a one dorf show. i hsould stop playing. this is not scruffyfort
Sorry people. instead of a turn this turend out into two long turns in a row. 1½ years okater PLAYED
waiting for hte pool to fill. thens stoppuign
WATER! WATER! ARGHJ! STOOCKPILKES!
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brook is tntirly dry. everythiung going in the poolev
every suselss dorff is now smoothing walls. then it is READY!
where are all the minres? DAMN! LAKE FULL OF DEAD MINERS!
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everubpdy os drownign!
'finally. just 2 more z-levels to fill
feösjite.- laet spring.
IT IS FILLING PU!
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So manyd drownded dorefs. From 40 to 17
never EVERF PULL thrE LEVERS" NONE OF THEM!
Except the main gate ons on the top floor
sriously
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10776
iploading pictures and savev after play9ing. hard. sleep now
seriously. dont pull the levers or this happes
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Edit: Just a bit of extra from when I checked the save afterwards (to see that i uploaded the right one)
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Also fish. Some trout swimming around
Post by: TheFlame52 on April 17, 2015, 05:32:30 pm
Post by: Taupe on April 17, 2015, 06:01:39 pm
LOL.
Post by: Bobnova on April 17, 2015, 08:06:23 pm
I looked at the pictures backward. It looked like a magnificient Hanging-Garden style megaproject, until I scrolled back up and realized it was just scruffy drowning the whole fucking fort.
rofl
That's classic right there.
Well done on the project Scruffy, that was less death than I was expecting.
Also, amazing work tracking that crash down. That's wild.
Post by: Siquo on April 17, 2015, 08:30:47 pm
siquo, stop playing with the spiderwebnsOk. Will take turn tomorrow.
Post by: Shoruke on April 17, 2015, 09:41:11 pm
I love how Scruffy was like "this is too effiecient, I'm sure someone else will bugger it uOH GOD THE FLOODING AAAAH"
Post by: Scruffy on April 18, 2015, 05:03:47 am
(gotta wonder who else voted "I am Shoruke" :P)I am Dorftacus!
I love how Scruffy was like "this is too effiecient, I'm sure someone else will bugger it uOH GOD THE FLOODING AAAAH"
Post by: Kamin on April 18, 2015, 05:31:05 am
Wait... What? Siquo still exists? Since when? Since HOW?! WHAT?! NOOOOO MY LAVISH TOMB SHALL BE CONVERTED TO MIGRANT BEDCHAMBERS AGHHHHsiquo, stop playing with the spiderwebnsOk. Will take turn tomorrow.
Post by: Scruffy on April 18, 2015, 11:15:34 am
There!
Are!
Four!
Surprisinly many people want dongs. It's getting silly, very silly indeed
Post by: Bobnova on April 18, 2015, 03:24:06 pm
Post by: Siquo on April 18, 2015, 04:34:58 pm
No, am dead. Not taking turn, too tired...Wait... What? Siquo still exists? Since when? Since HOW?! WHAT?! NOOOOO MY LAVISH TOMB SHALL BE CONVERTED TO MIGRANT BEDCHAMBERS AGHHHHsiquo, stop playing with the spiderwebnsOk. Will take turn tomorrow.
Post by: Kamin on April 18, 2015, 04:35:55 pm
What a Siquo move.No, am dead. Not taking turn, too tired...Wait... What? Siquo still exists? Since when? Since HOW?! WHAT?! NOOOOO MY LAVISH TOMB SHALL BE CONVERTED TO MIGRANT BEDCHAMBERS AGHHHHsiquo, stop playing with the spiderwebnsOk. Will take turn tomorrow.
Post by: Shoruke on April 19, 2015, 02:41:49 am
Quote from: Shoruke Voter #2
Kaze Sho-ryu!
Quote from: Shoruke Voter #3
Mizu Sho-ryu!
Quote from: Shoruke Voter #4
Kasai Sho-ryu!
Quote from: Shoruke Voter #5
Tsuchi Sho-ryu!
By your powers combined, I am
CAPTAIN SHORUKE
Post by: Kamin on April 19, 2015, 02:49:42 am
wutQuote from: Shoruke Voter #2Kaze Sho-ryu!Quote from: Shoruke Voter #3Mizu Sho-ryu!Quote from: Shoruke Voter #4Kasai Sho-ryu!Quote from: Shoruke Voter #5Tsuchi Sho-ryu!
By your powers combined, I am
CAPTAIN SHORUKE
Post by: Shoruke on April 19, 2015, 02:53:07 am
I'm weird.
Post by: Scruffy on April 19, 2015, 06:11:10 am
Quote from: Shoruke Voter #6
Kūbo Sōryū!
What were we talking about again?
Post by: Shoruke on April 19, 2015, 07:40:56 pm
EDIT: Also, I just stumbled across this.
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Post by: Camulus on April 20, 2015, 02:25:28 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 20, 2015, 10:23:29 am
Also, gonna have to go on an archive binge sometime, forum has been derpy and not emailing notifications properly. >.o
Post by: Naryar on April 20, 2015, 02:07:03 pm
Won't be trashed, probably just light drunk because parents.
Post by: Scruffy on April 22, 2015, 05:35:00 pm
>:(
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 22, 2015, 05:37:37 pm
Post by: Naryar on April 23, 2015, 08:19:43 am
Post by: Scruffy on April 23, 2015, 02:50:21 pm
May take a short turn this evening.Please do.
Not that i'm encouraging people to drink...
I just want to read more drunken stupidity (and be one turn closer being able to play another turn myself... Really drunk atm...)
Post by: Kamin on April 23, 2015, 03:33:30 pm
May take a short turn this evening.Please do.
Not that i'm encouraging people to drink...
I just want to read more drunken stupidity (and be one turn closer being able to play another turn myself... Really drunk atm...)
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Post by: Naryar on April 23, 2015, 03:55:03 pm
Not that i'm encouraging people to drink...
Sorry, Scruffy, but that's just BS coming from you :P
Anyways I will start drinking in a few minutes, downloading the save.
Post by: Kamin on April 23, 2015, 03:58:54 pm
Not that i'm encouraging people to drink...
Sorry, Scruffy, but that's just BS coming from you :P
Anyways I will start drinking in a few minutes, downloading the save.
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Post by: Naryar on April 23, 2015, 04:04:54 pm
anyways i have one liter of Leffe, i'll open it soon !
installing the runk forttress folder.
23:17 16 dwarves only ? and that fortress is so big
oh wait scruffy drowned everyone
need to drink more.
23:53 drinking more, half of this bottle is done, must start now, really
23:58 obvious drowing four bridge trap is obvious
really scruffy
00:24, ok starting now
gonna check the fort
do people work well, what is needed
00:29 i'm trying to save the dwarves, get the ones in 3/7 water outside
keyword being trying
i'm sure i will try better if i'm drunk
00:52 finishing walls and building some coffins
00:58 building bridges, apparently no one is drowning now
also six migrants which is good, very good.
01:04 WOOD, SO MUCH WOOD
I SHALL NOW MAKE A GIANT PHALLUS OUT OF WOOD
01:09 2nd z level is being done, shoruke, watch me
01:15 wooden phallus made of highwood (oh god someone kill me before i continue with the awful puns) is going pretty well, i could even say it's growing with confid -*shot*
01:25 going well. making some anti-shoruke deconstruction failsafes.
01:28 oh no a giant bat is killing my dwarves
01:32 ordered kamin the militia commander to kill it. he's sleeping, anyways it's getting late, so i'll stop here. a few months, maybe a healf year of a turn. not much happened otherwise than building sutfff an THE ERECTION OF THE GIANT WOODEN PHALLUS
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/38191dickerecting.png)
SCRUFFY I AM COUNTING ON YOU TO CONTINUE THE RAISING OF IT
gonna post the save tomorrow.
Post by: Scruffy on April 23, 2015, 05:24:14 pm
Get on with it!
Note to self: never get drunk with politicians.
do people work well, what is neededCompetence?
i'm sure i will try better if i'm drunkSurely
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 23, 2015, 06:04:12 pm
Post by: Kamin on April 23, 2015, 06:06:33 pm
01:04 WOOD, SO MUCH WOODAnd so it begins...
I SHALL NOW MAKE A GIANT PHALLUS OUT OF WOOD
Post by: Scruffy on April 23, 2015, 06:11:29 pm
Oh god01:04 WOOD, SO MUCH WOODAnd so it begins...
I SHALL NOW MAKE A GIANT PHALLUS OUT OF WOOD
Please no
..Oh well. It is your phallus to make if you so choose. Nothing I can say will change that
Post by: Naryar on April 23, 2015, 06:35:42 pm
will post turn tomorrow
Post by: Scruffy on April 23, 2015, 06:43:00 pm
THE ERECTION OF THE GIANT WOODEN PHALLUSYour wish is my command
SCRUFFY I AM COUNTING ON YOU TO CONTINUE THE RAISING OF IT
Nooo.. Not tomorrow...
I want to take a turn...
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 23, 2015, 06:46:46 pm
EDIT: Also, install a magma pump setup inside the thing.
Post by: Shoruke on April 23, 2015, 08:48:17 pm
i could even say it's growing with confid -*shot*Don't look at me, I was asleep while this was going on.
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 23, 2015, 08:53:27 pm
Post by: Naryar on April 24, 2015, 04:11:38 am
Also we are only at 21 dwarves or such. I think it was a one-season turn.
Uploading is going well, so it'll be posted shortly.. Sorry scruffy, I wasted such a two turn opportunity :-[
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10791
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 24, 2015, 04:12:46 am
Post by: Naryar on April 24, 2015, 04:35:35 am
Post by: Scruffy on April 24, 2015, 04:37:43 am
Uploading is going well, so it'll be posted shortly.. Sorry scruffy, I wasted such a two turn opportunity :-[No worries. Was propably too drunk for it anyways
Damn, no obscene magma spurting to melt elves with. o3oDrowning elves?
Wooden cave-in traps?
Angry beards with axes?
Pick your poison. The lack of magma is not going to stop us from tormenting the elves
Edit: Erm..
Damn it!
(http://i.imgur.com/p9vdJJU.jpg)
Fortunately it drains into the caverns instead of the bedrooms this time
...aaand after tinkering around while sober (not taking a turn though) it seems like it is too late to seal it without either lowering the waterlevel (draining the whole damn lake into the fortress..) or using a screwpump.
Not sure if managable when properly drunk
Edit: It is doable with a pump or two but it has to be done quickly before the water rises too much. Very tricky for a drunken person since the fort has no pipes nor screws and some walls have to be built and deconstructed.. Ouch
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 24, 2015, 04:49:38 am
Post by: Naryar on April 24, 2015, 04:54:41 am
There's gonna be a lot of pressure needed, though.
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 24, 2015, 05:02:47 am
There's gonna be a lot of pressure needed, though.
[Immature Giggling Intensifies]
Post by: Scruffy on April 24, 2015, 01:30:24 pm
There is still much to do in this fortress and it would be a shame to abandon it prematurely due to a few issues with the plumbing..
..or atleast attempt to do so
Sorry Naryar, someone else will have to erect your dong for you.
Hmm... it would seem that if the dong were to collapse (due to unforeseen consequenses that most likely start with the letters S and H) it would most likely puncture a few layers of soil and make a nice little shaft-shaped shaft on the top floors, thus flooding the entire fortress..
edit: Just tested it. For science. (won't save the game though)
(http://i.imgur.com/UZVd5qj.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Cv8UrLG.png)
(Notice how the water disappeared?)
(http://i.imgur.com/NHLir87.png)
Bedrooms, dining room and caverns. All of them in the first cavern depth. This all happened in a single moment
The wooden cock punched a cockshaped hole on 8 (!!) z-levels all the way to the first caverns. (cave-ins destroy floors that don't have a wall under them until they hit solid ground)
The entire lake emptied immediately and every part of the fortress below was instantly filled with 7/7 water. Didn't even know that it was possible to water move so fast. The lake just disappeared. It's a damn wooden doomsday device. (That makes it the third fortress-killing device on this site)
I dub it "The doom wang"
THE TURN STARTS HERE
the previous never happened.
Not all that drunk yet but here goes:
Better do this part while I'm still able. We are in a hurry too.
Removed all the previous smooth wall / construct wooden schlong jobs. We need all the dorfpowr we can ket. Get
Dorf, the rapist time
architechture for everyone. everyone constructs and stops hauling .for now. Must remember to reallow hauling later
more mechanics and pumpinsts. pimpoverators i mean
Woah, Kamin9 is an uberdorf. Insane stats and fighting skills. even killed a crundle and a reacher..
remobe trade depot which is in the way, decon walls to make room for pumps
more carpenter workshiops. all producitng pipes and screws. screwshops. yes.
laptop having trouble handling the game. too muych flowing /flooding) water
dorfs cancel decon walls: horrifed. new ghost
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WEOK FASTER MININNS! MINIONS!
DAMN! I DO THINK THAT I*M DRUNK! THIS WILL MAKE THE WORK HARD!
construction cancelled: turke y {
water outside reaching 4 and 5. must hurry. soon at 6 and then it will be pretty much impossibele to do it. the water will stsil partially flow in even if we bpump and too much water prevents construcitons
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feeling hot and tired. shouldnt be drinking
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time to save the fortress from myself. my past self
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DId I BYIULD THIS?
WHY=
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DAMN IT! constructor was pushede by water and slipped into the deep watery grave
so many cancels due to water or no paths thr the walls. must repeat. many times
flooding water becoming troublesome
STOP CANCELLING! DONT BE AFRAID OF THE WATER! it is just like booze without alcohol. it wont iill you. or actually it will bty they dont have to know that
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now what?
remembered to reappl hauling. good
diningroom full of dead crundles. why?
better name the insignificant dorfs. named ones are dead.
dorved dorfs. hgurrah! i remembered to do it this time
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oops, set the caverns to be smoothed. bettewr remove it
smoothing walls (again), building some walls to make it look nice
then wangtime
damn. now i'm getting ideas. never a good sign.
i promised a short turn but there is so much i could do
tower of wang on top of a single support! Yes!
perhaps even something more to be built
Wait, what?
HERESY!
BLAM!
SIQUO engraved a picture of a SUN! SUN!
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why is tehere a mangled crundle in rcmgame's bedroom?
we all have fetishes but that is just FILTHY! Shame!
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careavan! will rob
wait. dorfs. hmm..
hard decidions
game runnign at 16fps. so slow
carabvan ran away due to being ttacked by a large bat
a rooster otherwise unhadermed but both lungs mangled beyond regognizing.
how do the dorfs know that they an't be recognized?
built uotside walls. fixed the holes
now building the main tower /not wang. won't touch naryar's wang)
work is slow
can we gill the wang of doom with water? No room for a pumpstack. hmms.
pimpstack inside the maing tower. build a large pool of waterw high on the sku. will use an aquaduct to fil the cock with water
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wallingooff deathlevers to prevent drunken misuse
salmon. dozens of salmonids in the lake. could open a door and lewt them in
lack of dorfpower. we need more dorfs. only 13 workers. rest are either ghost, drowned or babies
siquo making statues of tortoeises and giant lizards. strange dorf
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MIgrants!
NAMING THEM
we only have garnierite. i htink. damn
MIAUW got moody! moody cats are often in hea.. never mind. sorry. rude
we now have 22 workers, 2 useless
adssining hobs jobs
weill run up to the 15zlevel sky limit wsoon.
hope nobodyt minds if I am a diryt cheater and usae dfhack to allow building higher?
restarting and launching with dfhack..
bbnames
picsomethign
wjat wiill a cook made for mood?
Collapse. Oopsö
WAIT! collapses are bad. RALLY BAD! RUIN THE NETIRE FORT BY MAKING A DEEP HOLE!
FUUCK
'piccolapse
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LUCKY! it hit a wall just on the z-levgel where the water would have been breached. so lucky. any other tile around it would habe flooded the fort.
only a dead carpenter. no biggie
taupe and kingmurdock got a bit hurt. no worries. the dwarven healthcare will take care of thenm
new medical dorf
don't trust the old one, kamnin. too many kills. even kileld a scruffy on year 208.. cant' tryst an ubersoldier with kills to heal dorefs
new medidorf is called urist. now that is a name i can trust
wher is that water coming from?
oops.
no worries. uyou wont even know anything ahppened here after i fisx it.
another cavein. kanin nearl died
time to build the pool
making holes in the wang to make an empty crevace
11z above ground a waterpark will be constrcuted. will need pumps. pumps need windmills. windmills in the sky
meow made a stone ring
dorsf working slow
digging more ditches. more water. more fun
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NONONONONOONO!½
jsut noticed that my decon orders to make a hollow wang would have collapsed the whole thing due to being on otp of one support.
so close to killnig the fort
tiny pasageway flooded. no biggie. doors stoppig nthe water. as long as nobody obpens them
stopping now. turn getting logn again
pimpstgack half finished, wang mutilated. sorry. made it hollow btu now some walls are missighn. mujst fix later. sorry for hurting your dong naryar
urhg. just had to continue until i saw that it worked. forhgot to dig holes under each solid spart of the pumpos so had to redo most of it..
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lets see...
-building cosntructs on top of treest crashes the game. we ambarked in a forest...
-weresomethings. they are all dea di think
-fortress is surrounded byu water. the parts that arent are directly underneath water
-the fortress is built on top of to supports and is collapsable.
-there are kobolds lurking around. horrfying
-all tha keeps the fort from drowning are a bunch of drawbridges on levers and a few borbidden dors.
-we now have a giant mutilade dong that will drown the fort if soemtgne puills the lever
whats tere not top love?
earoy winter.
save tomorrow
Save soon
not sure if the pics are in the right places
YEAR OF THE UNINTENTIONAL INTERIOR IRRIGATION
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10796
(http://i.imgur.com/G8Sjhs6.png)
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 24, 2015, 02:11:49 pm
At least this time I'm not partly to blame. o3o
Post by: Scruffy on April 24, 2015, 02:31:08 pm
Scruffy's mad science fucks over (literally, this time) another fort?That wasn't a proper turn. I just got curious and started playing around. Will revert to Naryar's save
At least this time I'm not partly to blame. o3o
Feeling too tired to play tonight. I think I'll try but I feel REALLY sleepy
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 24, 2015, 02:34:57 pm
Post by: Scruffy on April 24, 2015, 02:39:20 pm
So I'm still officially the king of Scruffy-related engineering mishaps. owoWe just have to make sure that "someone" doesn't attempt to make this dong flacid. The risks are too great
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 24, 2015, 02:41:36 pm
Post by: Kamin on April 24, 2015, 03:00:56 pm
The wooden cock punched a cockshaped hole on 8 (!!) z-levels all the way to the first caverns. The entire lake emptied immediately and every part of the fortress below was instantly filled with 7/7 water. It's a damn wooden doomsday device. I dub it "The doom wang"^Edited, but this. All of this.
Post by: Scruffy on April 24, 2015, 03:05:18 pm
Urist and the Wangs of Doom, a dwarven operaThe wooden cock punched a cockshaped hole on 8 (!!) z-levels all the way to the first caverns. The entire lake emptied immediately and every part of the fortress below was instantly filled with 7/7 water. It's a damn wooden doomsday device. I dub it "The doom wang"^Edited, but this. All of this.
Anyway, starting to get drunk. Will post on my earlier post to keep it in a single post
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 24, 2015, 03:06:58 pm
Post by: Scruffy on April 24, 2015, 06:58:31 pm
Post by: Taupe on April 24, 2015, 07:41:42 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 24, 2015, 07:53:02 pm
Post by: Shoruke on April 24, 2015, 09:25:49 pm
Post by: Kamin on April 24, 2015, 09:41:45 pm
Woah, Kamin9 is an uberdorf. Insane stats and fighting skills. even killed a crundle and a reacher..And this is surprising why? It's a given, really. ;D
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 24, 2015, 09:47:03 pm
Post by: Scruffy on April 25, 2015, 04:27:43 am
It also appears that two forbidden doors are the only thing preventing the fort from drowning. Oh well. I'm sure that we will be safe. It is not like any drunken overseers ever do anything stupid out of curiosity like opening a door or anything, right?
Post by: Naryar on April 25, 2015, 04:41:50 am
Having "someone" accidentally fuck the world with said dong would be the best-case scenario.
fuck the world with said dong
I see what you did there.
The only thing that we are missing is magma.
Post by: miauw62 on April 25, 2015, 06:41:12 am
\o/
Post by: DrStrangeWeird on April 25, 2015, 05:24:24 pm
Post by: Kamin on April 25, 2015, 05:29:08 pm
So, to establish, I have no clue what I'm doing but here comes a turn assuming I don't throw up and fall asleep immediately.Welcome to Hell, fellow imbiber. Simply download the save and attempt a year; there's really not much to it! Try to take some screenshots if you can, as it's always nice to have some visual reference when it comes to the chaos. We are all looking very much forward to it; here is Scruffy's latest turn link: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10796 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10796)
Post by: Scruffy on April 25, 2015, 05:50:17 pm
I have no clue what I'm doing but here comes a turn assuming I don't throw up and fall asleep immediately.That pretty much sums up the whole history of !!DrunkFortress!! in a single sentence. That's the spirit!
Looking forward to reading your turn
Dr.StrangeWeird, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the dorf
Post by: Kamin on April 25, 2015, 07:44:37 pm
Dr.StrangeWeird, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the dorfLove what you did there.
Post by: DrStrangeWeird on April 25, 2015, 08:25:18 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/lrzmZv7.png)
why do we have a huge water trench?
more to the point, why is the entire floortress a shitty kevin costner movie? full disclosure I kind of liked that movie bur now I mknow the problems with the project
Oh, I forgot to mention. I got absolutely fucked up on a local wine and now I'm just blowing through quality british and mexican beer like nobody's business
I like the waterbridge society we've got going on but this can't last.I remove useless deisgnations and get to the most important point
we need to fix everything wrong with this hellhole, namely the flooding, which involves a lot of channeling
note: that is a LOT OF DEAD DWARVES
(http://i.imgur.com/UZxbTzn.png)
Okay, moving on to important things.
So, the good news is that we have 38 living dwarvews
and every layer is surrounded by horrible, horrible water
bad news is that every layer of fort is surrounded by WATER WHY ARE THERE GIANT WATER AREAS EVERYWHERE
(http://i.imgur.com/wHTxwMh.png)
rip these guys
who dug a moat that does ten million years beneath the ground? how is this a good idea?
the onlt answer is to drain this stupid garbage until we have a working...giant hole into the sky above...
(http://i.imgur.com/B5YHMR5.png)
Note: this is not how BEDROOMS WORK
So we have a lot of priorities to sort, okay
there are many dead people for no reason
the answer is to flood caverns...somehow...and the second layer is totally exposed, goo job
the phallus projects are now forbidden while we fix the flodding and get magma forgez going
(http://i.imgur.com/LOJ3omT.png)
here's the beginning of the drain project
we need roomks for nobles if they stiff aholes from the mohtahins are ever gonna take us seriouslt insert roleplaying here i don't even
we have two miners. two TWO
WHAT DID YOU DOO???
we need slabs
badly
olfuk me
Why is anybody idling??
I assigned everybody to mine well a lot and then everybody should be hauling. Jesus christ.
(http://i.imgur.com/HalqclQ.png)
congrats randomwyrn
why isn't anybody HAULING
so many lazy
(http://i.imgur.com/lmA6SVh.png)
the forgotten beiber that is...sonewhre...has been murering frogs for likea year??
put some farms down, we need good to suribe
So...you know how I was gonna drain everything?
yeah,..then a giant parrot that qwas murdering street frogs just showed up....
(http://i.imgur.com/dGz7RKv.png)
so nobody was maming stuff to eat or drank so i booted up thrapist and now we've got evetrybody mining, crafting, or or making good things to stuff in our holes
I had status installed everywhere to improve morale
plump helmet farm begun\
so we have more ghosts than rick moranis of the last decent movie of his entire career...
(http://i.imgur.com/vGP1ods.png)
hopfully all the slabs im having made solves the ghost problems
since armok knows we have enough dead dudes
getting bored, making up names for dorfs
anyways we need need rooms for nobles, gonna do that until I can drain this literal garbage
all i wanna do is buuld the wall higher and now there is MIASMA god hatesme
(http://i.imgur.com/00z7DNe.png)
diggig to magma so we can also get some wortwbhile forges going since eveybody here is stupid irreponsible
idlers down to zero, decided to award ppl with captain poistions intheir own squads
(http://i.imgur.com/UFE25j0.png)
FUGG
we're basically flooded with spipers
(http://i.imgur.com/hMosjFc.png)
nice pump, u rhitsty?
(http://i.imgur.com/EnFwHLI.png)
engraving spooks. modern definition, not the kind that gets you in trouble, besides
gosh we have a lot pf permission wod
two farms going for good, we will survive (maybe? thats a good damn questin but whos asking me you amn batard_)
the chief med dwarf is just standing in the pu mp zone drinking pit water in a pudle of isolation still
slaughtering aminals for meat
lots more statues to mkae dwarfvs happy?
I have to say thius "between the horrible monster-filled xaves" dwelling is terrible but also great
its slabbin time boys and girls, and i am defrinitely afraid of some ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE mood music
our new exp leader is takeh by a fell nood!
elves arrive! we trade....something...with them...I just hit buttons for barrels because this fort couldn't manage it stocks any worse jebus h
i like how ruhn is the only dwarf who does anything of any real impotenc
FFFF
so i move all goos to the depir only to isicover therss TWO OF THEM AND THEY WENT TO THE ONE INSIDE OUR GIANT WOODEN WATERKOGGED HEKLHOLR
(http://i.imgur.com/m7J1fuh.png)
hi, elves! this is where we put the bloadted waterlogged bastards we cant ind :-)
the elves insulted me
INSULTED ME
I TOOK IT ALL BUT IT'S NOT OVER
ALL DWARVES TO ARMS
(http://i.imgur.com/WkSjDJO.png)
WHO IS DROLL NOW??
him because we just destorited that measly elf and it only took fopurteen dwarves'
(http://i.imgur.com/Jb4OBnM.png)
okay im about to fall aslepp goodnoight
good news: we got wood
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10802
edit: christ, I barely made it three months
Post by: Shoruke on April 26, 2015, 12:25:40 am
In other news, there 8 votes for "I am Shoruke". Apparently I am 2/3rds as popular as dicks, and twice as popular as Not Dicks, which I feel is a decent rating ;D
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 26, 2015, 01:44:39 am
Post by: Scruffy on April 26, 2015, 04:28:10 am
and every layer is surrounded by horrible, horrible waterBu.. but the water keeps the elves away and the mangled corpses keep us warm. It also rids the fort of fatally stupid dorfs.
bad news is that every layer of fort is surrounded by WATER WHY ARE THERE GIANT WATER AREAS EVERYWHERE
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Note: this is not how BEDROOMS WORKNo. That is how hospitals work. You know, the places for storing corpses until they can be hauled and where mangled dorfs go to die while the CMO is sleeping on a pile of booze and vomit.
The bedrooms are beneath. The place with all those dead crundles and mushrooms growing out of the muddy floor under piles of old dwarven laundry
Seriously though, trying to drain that lake is a really bad idea. The water will just keep endlessly flowing back in from the river and kill the fps. (And there is a lever for that too)
A solid turn. Will check the save out of curiosity
Edit: Did you upload the correct save? I don't think that's your new turn
Post by: Naryar on April 26, 2015, 02:46:32 pm
Also dwarf-on-elf violence is always a plus.
Post by: DrStrangeWeird on April 26, 2015, 04:53:46 pm
edit: should be the right file now.
Post by: Naryar on April 26, 2015, 06:38:22 pm
Post by: Scruffy on April 26, 2015, 06:39:41 pm
I'll reupload the save just to make sure. Also I got sleepier way faster than I planned, so hopefully next time I last a bit longer.
edit: should be the right file now.
I like the sculpture gardens and what ever the rest of those tunnels is. The three levers without notes are a bit unsettling though.
Plenty of unused statues still left. Most of them are pictures of random animals or Ruhn and Kamin admiring and hugging various objects
(http://i.imgur.com/NJrwL3h.jpg)
Post by: Bobnova on April 26, 2015, 09:51:09 pm
Random Dragon was mean to meeeeeeeeeeI'll reupload the save just to make sure. Also I got sleepier way faster than I planned, so hopefully next time I last a bit longer.
edit: should be the right file now.
I like the sculpture gardens and what ever the rest of those tunnels is. The three levers without notes are a bit unsettling though.
Plenty of unused statues still left. Most of them are pictures of random animals or Ruhn and Kamin admiring and hugging various objects
(http://i.imgur.com/NJrwL3h.jpg)
Post by: Naryar on April 27, 2015, 03:47:11 am
Post by: DrStrangeWeird on April 27, 2015, 04:26:39 am
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So, back to where we started. The draininage problem is a result of just dumping the entire brook into our fort with channels, so to fix it we have to create a huge resevoir to drain off the incoming brookwater and quickly build some floodgates on the topmost level.
I've got what few masons we have working on floodgates and all building projects are going to the the newly created Operation DigDug.
The good news is that the nobility's two-level rooms are already finished, now they just need smoothing and engraving before we put down all our furniture.
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featured: our military of literally everybody wielding reed socks they stole from the half-mangled corpses not buried under a million water psi mopping up those pointy-ear tree humpers.
Aaand now they're chasing a mule I didn't even tell them to kill.
They spent a week chasing it and another week beating the hell out of it. Congrats, proud dwarves.
randomwyrm begins his mysterious construction.
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The culmination of the deaths of most of the fort, the centerpiece of watery death, the fufillment of the darkest hour of the forts a fcking quern
a FCKING
QUERN
::)
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. I stick the quern in public where everybody can be ashamed of randomwyrm in public, like its mean(t) to be
OH armbok's STONESPHERES
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originally this pit was the beginning of the drain project, but I forgot about the diagonal flow...dont know how since "doors" in our forts are just gaping diagonal holes in the walls
so now its moved backwards and goes all the way down the fort, flooding the secondary dug out surface area
worfs keep dispearing but I'm getting to the point where Im too ambilvanet to care
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i hope u new guys are good at not drownding :) naming myself in this group
theres so many dead ppl I can't name them all
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current population as of now
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...and we juts have a door indo the fort to the cave full of evil giant parrots???
BUILD YOU DWARVES OH GOD HURRY
...so that door was unloked and the forbotten beabst is just...standing around admiring our grates
walling off the "hopstical"
okay wall built around fancy grate room of forgotten beabsts
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ABBAMANTINE'S BACK ONM THE MENU BOYS
hit magma, forgesa re cbming
fck my fingres, tingly
stoll telling me about damp stone i dont caaaaaaaaare. having to rediesingate by hand is fucking killiinm e
to improve general moral Im givin everybobby pets! Pets 4 all! hip hoo frickin ray!
magma smelter up!!...
...
we got garnierite.
garnieite???
How d yu smelt hair care poducts???
w/e fuggit
dwrofs with no meltals? you should be asshammed
need more debrooms so here comes more bedooms
So, member when i mentioned our fuend Shaggy the Parrot?
apparently hes contempt effin up our grapes instead of brekin in...whoever bulids those grates? u saved all the dwwarves.
drifted off for a second. Im back now.
so...a bun of the bebrooms are directly beneath an undering flood of water above...don't see much problem there
why do you hte dorfs?
I reiterate...this is NOT how you build bedrooms...
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drunk fortress? more like north korea floortress
I can feel the depsair comin off these poor bearded dirtsucking midgtets
aptly enough this is gonna be our prison later if somebody doesdnt kill us before then
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yeah...kobolb takes one look at dis shiphole and runs.
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taken by fey mood
claimed metalsmiths
whole lotta northin happening
Note: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT DAMP STONE. STOP TELLINP ME.
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Notex2: I am still afraid of some ghoast
notex3: ont open any doors. ever
doing exploplatory minning
delcious adamantmine
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our dear endok makes something immmediately vegetable
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our frog friend has beenb usy
rememer kids just say no to fire this elk bird didnt say no hard enouh
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we got carrots out da butt
more migrtants: welcome to our waterlogged clusterfck! go pick plants you lazy peazsents.
hey gys, guess what? there/ s nothing to catch iin the western soaps. Guess what I just found that out TEN TIMES IN THE ROW.
rapplesnackes eveywhere
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I tghink the mule kickeded him into a pond.
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this is why we dont let drunks build hopstials irl. yes, thats a hill going into anoter level on the rigth side
the spipers from last updast are back and making lost of silk for us in ecxhange for making dwarfs into michel j, foxes :D
toadys guitar...it haunts me.
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WAIT! thE WGSONS RRIVED an THEN JUST TURNT AROUN WHEN THEY HIT THEY DEPOT?? WHY?? dont run!
it'\s just water! ignore the COPSES!
grat. no beer aanf no food make homer go grazy
its finally happeend. We/re too runk for the humans.
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how can tyhey ask us for stuff wehn they wont give us none???
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congrats taupe snd clover :) your babby has your bear
speakign of wheres my beer
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more moods. hoppefully this shist isnt a cat dung ring or w/e
OH GOGD OH DAMN
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ALL I WAMNED WAS TIO DRINK MALKT LIQUOR
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MUST ACT FAST MUST BUILB WELL
it was like a miercle
noboby was buildin walls even though i had like twenty and no jobs activated, like 35 idlers, good jobs dwalves no really its just hell ITSELP
and finally on lone mason builds th vry last wall wit obsidian NO LESS
im doubling layering it to be safe
and suddendy...it came to me...this is how we drain it.
we floobd Hell.
excet my turn is now over almost so...there musty be another.
the Project DigDug is rpetty much done...all i gotta do is chanel the last sectuions at the brook. also, i made a statute garden. Enkoy it.
But we DO an adamatmine.
...think i built the drain on thr wong side.
more migranbts
forgot about the guy makin arpefacts, now he punched a yak
taupe and shoruke now live together in the nobiles section. enjoy :D
dwarfs will bild themselles in to walls but womt build next to a fkin CREEK
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yeah...wyrm's suck at the bottom of the DigDug hole. Deep.
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He gout out somewho?? QUKCK! DIG HIM TI SAFETY!
okay so got the rescue done but now we're infestied with crepping eyes! judas poirest please!
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holy crap thats a lot pof blooud.
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it'll be useful for scarfing crundkles, at least .
thats all i got, goodnight againx32
savbe: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10805
Post by: Scruffy on April 27, 2015, 04:41:34 am
Nooo... spare my lake.
After so much work put into building a relatively watertight fort and filling the exterior with water..
There really is a lever for emptying the lake anyway.
Also, the caverns appear to be on fire
Wait, you removed all of the old bedrooms?
Hmm... the water drain doesn't seem to affect the waterlevel at all. The river fills it faster than it can drain. The only thing it affects is the cavern ecosystem and the fps. It also seems to be indirectly flowing into the forges which are temporarely inaccessable
I kind of like it!
Post by: Chaoseed on April 27, 2015, 06:50:26 am
ABBAMANTINE'S BACK ONM THE MENU BOYS
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Post by: Scruffy on April 27, 2015, 07:11:43 am
ABBAMANTINE'S BACK ONM THE MENU BOYSSpoiler (click to show/hide)
So how could I ever refuse
I drink and fort crumbles when I do
Waterfort. I was drowned, you slab the dorf
Waterfort. Promised to dorf you for ever more
Waterfort. Could drain the brook if wanted to
Waterfort. Knowing my ghost is here with you
Wahwahwahwah
Waterfort. Finally drowning in Waterfort
Post by: Naryar on April 27, 2015, 07:17:20 am
Excuse the double post, but I figured out the problem with my last turn: I got wasted too fast. I think the trick is to start before you're drunk with the buzz so you can actually begin and gauge your pace,
Yeah, that's exactly it.
"Shoruke, lord of the wang" and i am still laughing about that one
also demons. yeah. we need magma and water and repeat that fuckup in the former fortress, you know, when i pulled some levers.
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gimme gimme gimme blue metal after midnight
Post by: Scruffy on April 27, 2015, 07:24:19 am
Pressure plates. The next time I'm building a lake I will make it so that the fortress collapses if the water is drained... If I only had thought of it at the time.
Edit: Yep, doable but might require a few gimmicks. Would be easy to prevent it from working but that shouldn't matter as long as nobody is sober enough to figure out how it works
Did some testing and HURRAH! It is doable and can be implemented during my next turn. That should stop nasty overseers from desecrating this beautiful piece of dwarven architechture
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Post by: Random_Dragon on April 27, 2015, 08:22:14 am
Random Dragon was mean to meeeeeeeeee
Huehuehue. owo
Post by: DrStrangeWeird on April 27, 2015, 08:35:23 pm
I don't see any problem with that 8)
Strand extraction takes forever, but I think all our adamantine's still in one pile at the bottom of everything for the next person, whatever you end up making. How about some lovely adamantine wells for Waterworld the Fortress?
There's also just a set of doors leading into the bottom-most caves and a huge messy labyrinth next to the noble's quarter which could probably be turned into something useful. If nobody does it, I'll probably end up building proper walls and floors on every area we're cordoned off from the caves next time I can afford to binge on the weekend. Also, because I hate visualizing the fortresses consisting of nothing but five-foot high chambers like a bunch of moles live there or something, the noble's rooms are two z-levels, which isn't all that impressive unless you're comparing it to literally every other room in the entire fort. Also, they make excellent drowning chambers now.
Post by: Bobnova on April 27, 2015, 09:54:47 pm
Also, they make excellent drowning chambers now.What, is this Dwarf Fortress or something?
Post by: Scruffy on April 29, 2015, 04:04:57 pm
Won't take a turn though. Better let someone else take one first to bring in some variety
Post by: Chevaleresse on May 01, 2015, 03:58:51 pm
Post by: Taupe on May 01, 2015, 06:03:04 pm
*Approaches his mini bar*
Begin my turn, or the part before it. I'm currently in the mood for some drinking.Partially because today exists, and I,m in the mood for a drink basically all the time, but especially because I just played bloodbowl. Normally I can deal with bad rools, but nothing can make you forget a goblin vs dwarf match in a league environment, except booze. not after the fanatic gets downed by a rock before the match starts.
So I've been drinking a couple of sleemans. sleeman isnt the best, but it's also the one beer at the local cornerstore that isnt overpriced microbrew, or piss-made budweiser shit. It's not a bad cornerstore, Emile's, because they have Arizonas imported from the states. (Arizona arent sold in canada anymore because reasons). Friendly advice: no matter what, the blueberry Shaq Soda isn,t your friend. in fact, I would rather drink the blood of random monkeys than taste it again, and i don't even like monkey blood. also, I get the feeling that emile is a chinese. Or maybe the guy behind the counter isnt Emile, which would be some serious false advertisement. When I go to McDonald, I expect to see Ronald McDonald somewhere. and high teenagers. because it's usually 3 am.
Currently on my third beer, but im pretty sure I lost one of them and didn't finish it. to be fair most of my evening consisted of drinking sangria while napping. alex the cat is looking at me disaprovingly. Why did my roomates give the cat my name, I'll never know. Probably for the lulz. Spoiler alert, it leads to some confusion.
I'm pretty sure I'll forget half of my laundry outside where I left it to dry. I'd go and get it now, but the minibar is closer, and I've got a friendly bottle of southern confort and enough fireball to level...hum... things. I'll start with a comfy drink, and downgrade to randomly taking cinnamon whisky mouthfuls once the former kicks in properly.
I poor myself a good bottle of drink, and prepare to download the safe. It's just easier to do it now. I haven't really read what happened before. something about drowning? heck i know this thread, stuff is always drowning. Or maybe I read it and dont fully remember. doesn't matter. there will be troubles, and i wont understand what's going on. If you think I'll take the time to improve things, you certainly haven't been paying attention to my last drunken turns.
WTF, download the SAVE. Altho here's a safe if you wanna download it.
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Stuff is downloaded. Was too lazy to get some schweppes from a random stash, so i mixed my southern with... hawaian punch, berry blue blast drink. It,s as unimpressive as you could have guessed. On an unrelated note, when random people come to your appartment and ask why you are getting drunk alone on weird mixes, there is no right answer. Not even ''Its for a acsII game, you guys''. Meanwhile my new phone ran out of battery and im supposed to read the booklet to figure out wether or not i have to charge it fully, or leave it there for 10 hours like my old one. Poor timing, mister cellphone. Your battery lifespan shall suffer from it in a distant future.
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 01, 2015, 06:45:08 pm
Post by: Taupe on May 01, 2015, 06:58:18 pm
I actually spend about some time talking with my roomate's twin about the fort. He comes and check whats going on because i spend about some time (but less) muttering ''its so beautiful''. Because it is. the place is flooded and its not by magma. Incomprehensible. Slim Alexis is also impressed (names are hard), but asks why the water is filled with animal traps. i try to explain what the original builders were thinking by pointing at my own sorry state. he understands. we understands. Then i look at the fort and nothing makes sence.
Why is there water. why are there channeled strips everywhere filled with water. is someone building a giant tree? i see a crannog filled with hen houses (you know what i mean) with a pool on top.
it's so beautiful.
so beautiful.
I dont understand any of it.
so i poor another drink.
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there is one thing I can actually do that wont fill the place with water (more). (man, i love those round text things. i also forgot their name. I'll call them circlemas. cause they are circular).
That thing is obviously to proclaim one dwarf as a savior. A our lord.
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I'm so excited, i stab myself with a microphone and stats bleeding everywhere. By reflex, i start licking the thing. I'm drinking my own blood. And i dont even like blood!
Still trying to understand what happens in this fort.
wait, how do you pierce a fucking hand with a microphone. sence, this makes none. maybe im too sober. lets make a new drink.
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so there,s no scweppes left somehow. no way im touching that terrible blue drink again. Why did i not learn from the shaq soda. Blue drinks are the worst. What else do i have? Ice tea? no, ice tea + southern looks dumb. Im not gonna google it. I cant open another tab. i just declared ''flushing the toilet without injuring myself'' a total victory. If i look back i am lost. dragons. a monster. Southern confort plus monster.
Its a texas chainsaw Massacre. Im so productive. New drinks. Oh my wows. this thing. its the best. Use the sugarfree white one. its so good.
back to the fort. Still no sence made.
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honestly I dont know what garnierite is. Its green, and beautiful. Probably not a gem, yet i want it. i want it so bad, ill order some exacatavet, turned into blocks, and then ill put awesome leaves atop the magical tree.
quick, must remember how to set workshops to take only from one thing.
logic dictates that i dig in the caverns where thers tons of it, instead of drilling into the workshops district wall. watch all the fucks i give in action.
I investigate further down, to see whats there. maybe more garnierite?
Oh, its hell.
nevermind
the workshops will do fine.
On a slightly related note, anyone knows what those do? speak now before my dwarves run to the levers and find out by themselves.
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I found the dinning hall. so beautiful.
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Im like, i should design something like this but i can barely ackowledge my need to visit the pee room (or whatever its called, fuck names) and remember where it is. to think someone made such a beautiful room, wow. Much swag, such pillars, very neat. I cant design anything as incredible, but i can improve it. soon, we will have garnierite EVERYTHING. (small circlumas here, except camels, garnierites camels would be silly)
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I can,t find the workshops anymore.
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TheFlame52!!
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no progress whatsoever. spent five minutes singing the theme of samurai Jack while brawling ghost ninjas.
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i order it mined
im crying.
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Garnierite is a METALIC ORE?
I just knew it was the best. guys, garnierite is a metalic ore of all things. Can you imagine?
...
i have no idea what that implies.
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A elven carvan from something something has arrived.
what do they want. What can i trade them?
They are after our garnierite!
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then i spill some of my texas chainsaw massacre. Not all of it.
Its on my keyboard. I aint wasting that shit. I start licking my keyboard. And i dont even like keyboards!
Even my drink is volatile now.
fucking elves.
you aint getting my garnierite.
you are getting my spears.
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Visit from a friend!
he came to my house, to say hi on his way. not sure im well enough to receive guests. si i made a prank. he lended me his Final Fantasy tactics disk last week. except last monday during the 4/20 someone broke the mario kart 8 cd. My roomate was showing the friend our cd, broken. I come out with my own, old and broken FFT cd, stating: sorry bro, all the disks in the consoles were broken that day somehow. Im so sorry.
he dies inside
I wait an eternity.
for non-drunks thats 30 seconds.
then i tell huim, just kidding, thats my old own cd, its been broken for years yours is fine.
Im like, a dick.
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whats a creeping eye
why is it in the frotress
Why are we fighting it
where is it now
...
the fort is no longer beautiful.
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why do we have sloth monsters from the underworld.
Probably something to do with the ''hell'' thing i spotted earlier.
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i dont think i like this place anymnore.
I am torn between heroicly saving this fort, and doing jack shit becauser im piss drunk.
still, i feel like my writing is surprisingly efficient right now. im like, a drunken virtuosi.
*goes to play something on the piano*
yeah, hum, disregard that,.
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No one is fighting elvesd. everywhere, creeping eyes.
there is only creeping eyes and sloth monsters.
what scares me is that, the messages about fighting updated, but i dont see any creeping eyes in the unit list.
theyM're just,,, there, somewhere.
in the background my other roomates are back i hear the twin say ''my brother should come back,. They speak the same language, they understand each other,.
this is how obscure dwarf fortress is. People are confused by it, itsd another language,.
Oh.
and this.
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Are the caverns sealed?
I hope they are.
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Man im so wasted. Just spent like, some random time talking to firnds. cant play anymore. must sleep. hope you punks like pterosaurs.
will post sav when im somewhat coherent.
here's the save y'all. (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10815)
Post by: TheFlame52 on May 01, 2015, 07:25:09 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 01, 2015, 09:34:07 pm
Post by: Taupe on May 01, 2015, 10:32:02 pm
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Dorf all the things....Busy barfing all the things.
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 01, 2015, 10:49:13 pm
Post by: DrStrangeWeird on May 02, 2015, 01:23:08 am
edit: How shitfaced was I that I thought a dwarven hall with a ninety degree angle in the middle built directly next to a future prison system looked in any way good? The answer is Yes.
Post by: Taupe on May 02, 2015, 03:02:31 am
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edit: How shitfaced was I that I thought a dwarven hall with a ninety degree angle in the middle built directly next to a future prison system looked in any way good?It's beautiful. So beautiful.
Post by: Scruffy on May 02, 2015, 07:12:01 am
Why is there water. why are there channeled strips everywhere filled with water. is someone building a giant tree? i see a crannog filled with hen houses (you know what i mean) with a pool on top.I'm sure that we can make it even more confusing. Oh, and it is a giant penis, not a tree. Supposed to be full of water ???
it's so beautiful.
so beautiful.
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nevermind, it says ''drain water'' altho my hopes that it actually does so are slim at best. If my hopes were a fashion model, they would be thin enough to make the cover.Nope. Those levers have no notes. Those are notes for some other levers I made that are a few levels upwards. I have absolutely no idea what those unmarked levers you pulled did but I'm sure that we will have fun finding out (as long as nobody pulls any of the four or so gameover levers.)
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the fort is no longer beautiful.Aww
Wait, why are the kitchens and food storagerooms full of workshops?
Lovely turn
Edit: Might take a turn sometime soon
Post by: Bobnova on May 02, 2015, 10:53:13 am
Post by: Scruffy on May 02, 2015, 01:13:54 pm
I'm drenched, somewhat drunk and partially covered in mud. I suppose you know what that means? I don't think that I have any choice but to take a turn
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Anyway, I don't currently have any proper wine so all I have for drink tonight is kilju (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilju) . PLENTY of kilju. Not some yeasty crap but clear as water and around 15%ABV.
Hmm...
Quote from: wikipedia
kilju is mostly drunk by low-income people or heavy drinkers, such as students and alcoholics..How rude.
Starting up DF
Pouring a glass. Oh, the glass is too small? I'll just have to drink the excess booze.
DF open
Trees. There are too many trees. ALmost blocming depot access. Wait, the depot access is infact blocked. By statues that someone decided to build on the way.
We need a road. A wooden road
DUCKBOARDS! or what ever they are called in english.
Anyway, trees..
Mortal evemies of the dorfkind. Vile spawns of evil and all things elvish. trees can never be trusted. Silentry they wait and stalk usm, always one step behind our dorfs, watching and laying in wait. Gorwing in numbers and strenght. Waiting for just the right moment to attack and finish us off when we least expect it.
Tp sprread their evil green influence of growth and elves over our lovely mountainhomes.
WHY THE HELL DID WE BUILD A FORTRESS IN TH EMIDDLE OF A HUGE FOREST?!? Who thought it was a good idea? A den of those foul wooden thralls of elvenkind.
For each one our lumberdorfs cut two more will take its place. Better just stay under a roof of rock (and water in our case) and if forced to enter the vomit-inducing abovelands we must tread carefully AND CARRY A BIG AXE!
Erm.. sorry., Got a bit carried away there. There are too many trees. They will soon block caravan access. Will build a road.
Lets see whats blocking the depot access. A statue of Taupe rising a ring made bu Shoruke, lord of the wang.. To the trash wtith the statue
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Time to do something with that pumpstack too.
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How about a perpentual waterfall? we have the technology. We can build an automatic waterwall>>
Wait, all of the old bedrooms have been removed but the furniture is still there? Reassigning the as bedrooms.Just because we have a few dozen fancy rooms doesn't mean that we have enough rooms. Waste not, want not. Wait? even the dorms have been dismantles? WHY? We need dorms incase of exscess dorfs. Just build mro beds instead of destroying the old ones..
Seems like the dorfs are still eating in the old diningroom (which is much nearer to the stockpiles by the way. Not going to touch that. Not my project. Better not mess with other people's fancy thingies
Migrants. Quie a few of them and rthey are all bringing cows and pigs.. How dwarven
..the migrants just keep coming. 77 or so dorfs now. We will really need those old bedrooms AND DORMS now or else they will sleep in the mud
Oops, cavein. Shit happens. Some fllooding too it seems
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why are there trogolytes in the fortress?
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Wait? We have elcves? An elf infestation? Damn vermin
wait, what are you doing in there? How did you even manage to get in there?
Damn dorfs. doesnt even appear to be drowning or anything. just chilling down tehre, occasioanlly swimming
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do feathertrees have eggs?
the last pump of the stack isnt automated. Guilding gears to make it so. We need to pump water. WE HAVE NO NEED FOR A WAY TO STOP THE PUMPING! The pumps shall pump!
oh, and I'm prtty ready for filling the tower of dong with water. for some reason. *shrug*
WE NEED MORE POWER! Make it so!
minor leakage
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hurrah! it works. except it wasnt suppose to start yet. erm... well, the important thing is that the water is being flooded and pumped and it is all automatic
ok, it is filling now. except 2/3 of the water ends up.. elsewere. Oh well. acceptable margin of error
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progress. also water
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Time for food now. back in a bit
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Anyway, about the food:
I'm waging a war against my areries and i think that I'm winning.
red onion and olive omelet friend in puigfat and a sidedish of fried chantarelle mushrooms, onions, micned beef and fried salo. then some seasoned french toast fried in pugfat and butter with white beans and chilisauce
oh, and a meat pastry thingie and a piece of sausage. i wonder if ithat is enough greese. perhaps i should fry some bacon too...
i think i should drin kmore. i,m not sure if im drunk enough for this meal
seems like taupe stopping the water draining finally stopped the water from flooding the forges. all we need is a new staircase (the old is submerged)
wait, have to stop the water. STOP THE WATER! pull the damn lever dorfs!
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It is sink or swim Urist. SINK OR SWIM!
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The fortress.
It's not flooding or drowning. It is just... marinating. in water
taking a short break to watch some tv (dnd hopefully drink a bit. dont want to appear too sover)
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Darn it? Even the hospital has been removed? For what reason? Atleast build a new one if you remove somthing just because it is ugly
smoothing more walls and digging trenches
WHAT ARE THESE DORFS DOING IN THERE?!?
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THEY ARE USING THE DRAINAGE FOR BLOODY CAVENR ACCESS FOR HAULING CRAÅ!
wait, not caverns. they are just hauling away the useless stone that has washed away in the pipe
bloody dorfs
camulus2 dissappeared
sealing thatr damn drainage with hatches. I won't harm your work drstrangelove. it will be connected to a lever like and work just as it did
now over 20 dorfs in the drainage pipe.. have to buidl the hatches
so many caveins...
fixing holes in the floro causes by the caveins. <<<z
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i dont understand this forteress anymore...
more carpenters. will make teh fort mre.. carpentry
should -.-something? what was it?
but too drunkim sure that nothing horrible will happen if i dotn do it. cut corners. probably. yes
exceot ut would cause serious trouble if someonbe were to.fds f c
kobolds!
who was atgthe idiot who barfed through a grate directly into our watersource= bkiidt dirfgs
drstrangewerid found dead, horribly crusehsd
second lake progresserign
tecgno found dead akibg with dozen others
stop diedign in the beds. nobody is going to haul your carcass
dozens of dorfs trapped in the pepe. manaed to savethem
...and gavein on top of them. tey all daed now
what am i buildiugn? what?
hwo the hell did that dorf even get in theree? it is a large pillar thingie with no way up and o wy to get there from teh same level- dodged up awall and starved?
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tapue and stupidhippies nearly killed themevles in a cavein
why is the staircase uffll of corpses?
3 gaveogres in the staircase? EEP!
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meh-. dorfs are expendable
migrsnts!
road done by the hway
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mine damn it mine! i want to finsigh this
midsummer. did i start at early spring? there were elves
more crushed miners
even mroe crushed miners
oopsie?
simple meals? LAVISH MEALS! LACVISH CRUDNLE ROASTRS!
BOOM! dead dorfs. also one step closer to have igna second lake
oh, a beastie. killing dorfs
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fodusn out where they were coming.
forges staircase. since the fllooing drom waterdraining stopped they started being able to use the staricase
not my fould this time then
it ist skillign all. blood killing more. whole staircaise covevred i nblood
eveyone. EVERYONE!
everupme si a solder. KILL IT!
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THEW PARROT WILL bRING DeATRH TO US ALL!
TGHE DOOM PARROT!
WE MUST COLLAPSE THE FORTERESS TO CRUSH IT!
oh, it died
and we only lost 3/4 of our dorfs and hte rest are sick from the poison blood.
VICTORY!
absolutel no idea hwo killed it. died from exhaustion from havign to kill so many dorfs?
survivor notable kills
kamin9: mule, friendly dorf, crundle, reacher, trogolyte
ruhn2: 1 crundle. what a hero he is
kavatoodwarf: 6 CRUNDLES!
ignatzami_ nada
randomwyrm: creeping eye. hurrah?
rcdgames: *crundle tallow roast*
dorfy1: nothing
strangeweird. creeping eye
flame: nothing
rest are dead and car feif
My prognosis on 70% of the forts dorfs:
He's dead Jim
go mine you usesles bums
murderparrot 4riomede everyting. tryingt to finish digging then ending turn. it is eary autumnm
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stupid dorfs fell int ehtelake. try to use stairs behind floweing water instead of ones further away that are dry
miasma everwhere. water will wash away the blood and crap
why dorfs, why do you try to ross flwign water? flowing water
it is BEAUTIFYUL!
lake is filling with water and drownign miners. it is beautfdul
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thats all vomit. again
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dorf named "WE SHALL ALL DROWN!" went moody
...a fish disector wholse main function is to vomit due to FB poison
how witting name though
bpwuerrs workshop
fmale FDLAEM FLAME just drowned himself'
a rutherer in the diningroom. terriefied of the vomiting drunken dorfs bleeding and dieing all rournd it
bulkding destroyers have destroyued all teh doors to caverns
WHICH IDIOT USED DOORS INSteAD OF BRIDGES TO SEPARATE THE CAVENRS!?!
oh well, it is fun
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lvoely. lovely., miners mine one square, step in the flowing water, drown and a next miner take stheir place and drowns after one square
water is purple with..
plums? prumpel plum CONTAMINANT?!?
red contaminat? PERSIMMONS? WHAT?
fruitfortress from now on
..now the surviving miners have developed swimming and just keep swimming around..
must drink mroe
must wait until tha lake fill so next player doesnt have to suffer the FPS loss
horrified ruthrener fleeing from a tame hyena. why do we ave hyenas?
so many salmon. the flowring water is trapping all the salmon in the lake. heh heh
dörf caravcab is here.
still autumn
wagons are using the riverc channels to move around....
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THEY IMMEDIATELY DECIDED TO LEAVE!
pme of them started drowning so they got scared? eh? dudbt event start unloading their goods
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oh well. free crap to loot
WHY THE HELL DOES A CARAVAN USE A RUNNING RIVER TO MOVE AROUND ISNTEAD OF A SMOOTH; WOODEN ROAD!?!
stop vomiting on the occupied coffins
hey, ican rig a self-flushing refuse stockpile. just flood the stockpile and let it flow into the lake. brilliant.
moody vomitdwarf still collecting crap
fps realy low
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fb blood making everyone vomit and everuoen spreads it furthrer
YET ANOTHER FB! DAMN IT
now we have burning geese and hyenas running aroudn'
im sure the problem will sovle itself
berdooms are burning
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...a diplomat left unhappy. oh, how horrifying. boohoo
it wont die
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help
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4 dorf, one is moody
collapse the fortress? no?
only lever i have availkable
used dfhack ot turn site int oa lair. crap wont get thrown around when reclaiming
one dorf. vbeast sealed in stairway
wat for migrants?
our pumpstack is full of salmon
thats it folks
pic31
(http://i.imgur.com/EcWst20.jpg)
RECLAIM!
RECLAIM UNTIL THE BEAST IS DEAD!
hey, ican rig a self-flushing refuse stockpile. just flood the stockpile and let it flow into the lake. brilliant.
moody vomitdwarf still collecting crap
fps realy low
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help
RECLAIM!
RECLAIM UNTIL THE BEAST IS DEAD!
EVERYONE IS A HAMMERDORF!
GO!
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PULL THE LEVER URIST!
what the fukck just happened? Half a z-level forth of water dissappeared and dorfs are swimming
does fire avaporate water? fkanebreatgubg fb
HOW DID THE FB GET ACROSS THE WEATER? IT IS A LOSTER! LOBSTER! IT SWAM! DAMN!
cant beat it
IT ESCAPED TO CAVERNS!
VICTORY. almost.
only two doefs left are drowning in the lake
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they just keep swimming...
now ghost yoink appeared and attacjed on the them
soon they will be skillfull enough to get out of the river
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erm..
it killed the fb. now it is brooding in the diningroom
dorfs kleep swimming. skilled alreadt
ofcourse they wont swim to the staircase or ramps that lead away from teh lake...
one climbed out!
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...and ran straight into the demoninfested bedrooms to sleep no matter what i ordered
if only could get rid of that bedroomdemonf
sleeping in the wagon. only one thing to do now
PULL THE LEVER URIST!
nono urist. no time for cleaning. pull the lever
which lever? it doesnt matter! they all destroy it
..wait
if urist pulls while being the only dorf and still inside that will make the.. fort crumble?
DONT PULL IT URIST!
NOOO! STOP!
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'recöaom,e and building a grate
reached hospital. trying to seal the demon
he is sleeping. cant wait.
argh
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STOP RESTING! Yoink is slowly kuilling you while you sleep! Dam nt yoink! dorf survieves a demon and a fb and gets killed by yoink in his sleep. ripped of his leg. now mangled hsi arm
..he is slowly dieing on hte floor. thanks alot ghost yoink
ghost taupe is throwing tablesd
jave to abandon.
second reclaim. will be last
s otired
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sealed the part hwere te demon used to be. not sure where it is now
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due to me being a filthy cheater and turning the site into a lair most of our crap should still be where we left it. even a few crundle biscuits i presume
trying to upolaod the save. pictures tomorrow. bed now
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10818
Post by: Taupe on May 02, 2015, 01:47:41 pm
Post by: Scruffy on May 02, 2015, 01:50:05 pm
Perhaps something with the pool of water on top of the fortress, building crap or spreading the blessings of water and filling the pools with more drowned dorfs?
Automatic fortress collapse if someone drains the water? Hmm.. decisions, decisions
Post by: Chevaleresse on May 03, 2015, 01:23:23 am
Post by: Chaoseed on May 03, 2015, 02:14:56 am
DUCKBOARDS!
WHOO-OOH-OOH!
or what ever they are called in english.
Apparently, that IS what they're called (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duckboards). I learned something new.
The fortress.
It's not flooding or drowning. It is just... marinating. in water
That's an excellent description. :D
should -.-something? what was it?
but too drunkim sure that nothing horrible will happen if i dotn do it. cut corners. probably. yes
exceot ut would cause serious trouble if someonbe were to.fds f c
kobolds!
This is the essence of Drunk Fortress right here.
HOW DID THE FB GET ACROSS THE WEATER? IT IS A LOSTER! LOBSTER! IT SWAM! DAMN!
OH CRAP! The fortress' true weakness!
Post by: Scruffy on May 03, 2015, 05:05:47 am
Was that really just a half a year turn? Anyway, uploading the map images on the map archive
http://mkv25.net/dfma/poi-32584
parts of the subterranean map are not showing due to not being rediscovered after reclaim
Post by: Naryar on May 03, 2015, 10:44:59 am
Post by: Taupe on May 03, 2015, 12:22:39 pm
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it is BEAUTIFYUL!i think we can all agree that there have been many strange forts in this adventure, but this one is the one we'll truly remember as ''being beautiful''. There is a calm, serene feel that one can only experience while gazing upon the fort while absurdly drunk. It is disfunctional, full of trash, and poorly designed, and yet, in all this chaos, one can see the fundation of something truly artistic. Then comes the anguish, of knowing that no true feat of willpower will save it, for we are drunk and everything is bound to collapse. The water and garnierite gardens are bound to crumble. It is an ephemereal beauty.
lake is filling with water and drownign miners. it is beautfdul
Post by: DrStrangeWeird on May 03, 2015, 12:33:17 pm
dwarves kept going into the caverns for no damn reason so I just said screw it and installed a bunch of doors. Seemed like a good idea at the time, just like sealing up the WATER HOLE INTO THE CAVERNS WITH A FORGOTTEN BEAST IN THEM WHO LIKED TO LOOK AT THE GRATES INSIDE VERY OFTEN was.
Our fort's main export:
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Post by: Scruffy on May 03, 2015, 12:59:22 pm
Good to see my "four unlocked doors into the cavern" initiative worked out so well 8)So, the reason why we have been invaded by crundles, creeping eyes, troglodytes, rutherers, BLIND CAVE OGRES and two FBs was all because one ogre or something saw a door (or how ever something blind finds a door. By the force of pure rage I presume) and decided to kick it down, thus letting the whole zoo simply walk inside and kill dorfs for two turns?
dwarves kept going into the caverns for no damn reason so I just said screw it and installed a bunch of doors. Seemed like a good idea at the time, just like sealing up the WATER HOLE INTO THE CAVERNS WITH A FORGOTTEN BEAST IN THEM WHO LIKED TO LOOK AT THE GRATES INSIDE VERY OFTEN was.
You know, I kind of like that
By the way, the grates are still intact
Edit: Someone should try to tame crundles. They are already one of our main food and leather sources so might aswell cut the middleman and breeed them ourselves. Every dorf deserves a cute little pet crundle
Post by: DrStrangeWeird on May 03, 2015, 02:30:26 pm
The problem, obviously, is that no drunk would have the patience to dedicate time to organized crundle training.
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The problem, obviously, is that no drunk would have the patience to dedicate time to organized crundle training.the solution, obviously, is disorganized crundle training.
Post by: Naryar on May 03, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
Starting to drink.
Post by: Scruffy on May 03, 2015, 03:51:39 pm
So I didn't actually read this page, just the last. But now it makes me want to play, even for only a while !Go for it
Starting to drink.
Post by: Naryar on May 03, 2015, 04:49:03 pm
23:54 Reclaim. Gonna be promising... let's see
23:56 all dem hhammer dwarves
the wooden phallus is still erect, i consider it a personal victory
also there's a water system at the same level. and cock is filled up with
Alright, time to unpause. If there are hdamemrm dwarves there mst be shit inside the fortress
in more ways than one perhaps
23:58 glorious unpausing
00:01 there seems to be no threat to the safety of the fort
seems being the wword
Apart from dead people everywhere, which will doubtlessly PTSD the hell out of this squadron. Ah well, it was inevitable.
00:03 also ghosts, are there some murderous/berserk/violent ones ? we'll see
00:06 coffins, have build all the coffins, must build more
everyone will be a woodmaker to maek wooden coffins and swwood stockpile
so we may fuck the elves even more (not literally gee)
00:10 went to the toilet, there was a babby centipede, -this species probably
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata
but it was nearly a centimeter long instead of the larger mature specimens. so tiny, tiny legs, i blow on it and it fled, SO CUUUTE
i didn't think centipedes could be cute but w/e
back to the fort
so, build some carperenters or however that is sepflt , hah
need to drink more, don't have booze next to me at the moment.
also all the dwarves are seeking for wood fo rr my swood stocpile. heh getddidt . wood. hah that's not evenf funny
00:15 i think ki is should wall the fort up so some goblin doesn't got to piss uf oddff
but then again goblins with tseven dwarves what i am
00:17 opening dwarf the violator, time to put them all to carpentry
yes, i'm sorry for this elf-like behavior
00:19 a casket is a wooden sarcophagus yes ? right ? heh, sarcophagus, eater of flesh
IT MEANS THEY ARE ELVES IN DISDSGUISE OH MY ARMOK
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/69064casketing.png)
00:23 there, casketing in progress. i should make three more woodworker 's cworkcshodp feh carptentry (wwoww) so all the dwarves go t owwork
00:27 wooden caskets are being built
quite seriously
maybe we'll bury them all ?
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/81353casketsadnsghsots.png)
00:30 i think that may be enough caskets. still have lots of wood left ! (<= le freuudian eimagery)
anyways, go go burial dwarves.
also i have made some dorfing
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/3891victims.png)
don't worry, they're ALL victims. The woodworkers just don't believe they are.
They all think they will survive and not fall into madness ! They all believe they will survive the horror !
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/31865seeitoldyoutheywerevictims.png)
Oh how deliciously naive they are !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM
also apparently Scruffy is a girl. This is making me feel very odd.
00:41 The coffining is going well.
00:47 two ghosts have been put to rest
also our mantislord has been webbed while sleeping, OH SHIT GCS - oh wait that's not a gcs, some cave spider webbed a bed apparently. what the fuk
also apparently the dwarves don't want to put a skeleton inside a coffin, whatever I do. maybe the skeleton is too big ?
00:52 out of coffins, build more coffins, all the seven dwarves
soon we will have enough coffins
I WILL BURY EVERYONE
this sounds more omnious that it is, really...
00:55 nearly been two months. will stop quickly, i think.
anyways my dwarves, haunted by them ghosts, are bravely building wooden caskets
soon they will all be carpetners.
00:58 something has collapsed on the surface, with some water and mist... no idea what it is
also it is now summer.
naryar got nailed by the cave-in, no harm done though
01:07 brewing plump helmets
not a lot of drink, so i'm build ing a still and ordering more, food should be enough
01:13 dwarf the rapist is still elping me, need lmore nbooze, also i am now making and engraving slabs en masse so the ghosts can be fixed
01:16 migrants, two fishery worekrs and two rangers, that's exactly what i need
01:35 We are done with ghosts ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytAYsn__ZZI after three dozen slabs, therre are no more ghsots
although there will be more, i guess.
Also Random_Dragon, Hapless Victim (oh of all fitting names) has been missing for a week. I don't know how he died. No combat reports.
What is it ? Unknown death ? A ghost killing it ? Stealth weremammoths ? Do you even care ?
Anyways, that's it with the turn today. I'll just try and upload it.
We're in the 22nd of galena, and i started in feliste a think. so it's been 1/2 year or so (approximatively)
time to upload the game. I think this reclaim can be done.
there are reptile men "ambushes" in the carvens, they are fighting giant bats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRZAk2rfESU
will post pictures tomorrow.
alright, here's the save.
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10819
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 03, 2015, 10:26:06 pm
Post by: Naryar on May 04, 2015, 03:40:25 am
Also HOLY SHIT HAVE A LOOK AT THIS FORGOTTEN BEAST'S NAME :o
Post by: Scruffy on May 04, 2015, 05:30:57 am
Sorry that your turn was mostly taking care of my ghostly mess. Atleast the dorfs are burried inside the mangled corpses of slain and butchered trees.
Also HOLY SHIT HAVE A LOOK AT THIS FORGOTTEN BEAST'S NAME :oWhat?
Post by: Naryar on May 04, 2015, 05:36:29 am
Also HOLY SHIT HAVE A LOOK AT THIS FORGOTTEN BEAST'S NAME :oWhat?
In the last pic of my turn, there is a mention of a forgotten beast's name. Check it out.
Post by: Scruffy on May 04, 2015, 05:47:11 am
The unholy seducer of shafts, eh?Also HOLY SHIT HAVE A LOOK AT THIS FORGOTTEN BEAST'S NAME :oWhat?
In the last pic of my turn, there is a mention of a forgotten beast's name. Check it out.
This got me interested. Checking the legends to find out more. I think that the unholy seducer got killed by the demon (that somehow got out of hell due to reclaim repositioning enemies?)
Edit:
"Ummu Riddlemenaced the Unholy Seducer of Shafts was a forgotten beast born in -170 and died in 211 (Bled) by the dwarf ´kamin9' Praisetin, in The rampage of Ummu Riddlemenaced the Unholy Seducer of Shafts in Tangleoil." FB killed 49 dorfs and 3 cave fish men. Propably alot more kills from its venomous blood.
Why is it that every time something dies, be it FBs, crundles or innocent bystander dorfs, there is always a kamin involved?
-´kamin9' kills: Scruffy (208), mule (210), the Unholy Seducer of Shafts (211). Skills: Novice butcher
-In 212, late summer, (Galena, 11) the dwarf `random_dragon' Tomemansion was scared to death by `camulus2' in Tangleoil.
-The demon has a goal in life: To become a legendary warrior...
-One of our current civilization's gods is a large rat (metals, fire, volcanos, mountains, caverns)
-Interesting fact: Our earlier civilization before reclaim worshipped Stibmer Sunkenpaddled the Moist Boat, a deity of rivers and lakes.. Worshipped atleast by Taupe, ruhn2
(we also had a goddess of muck worshipped by siquo)
-Quite a bit of drowned or crushed dorfs
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Post by: Naryar on May 04, 2015, 06:47:32 am
-One of our current civilization's gods is a large rat (metals, fire, volcanos, mountains, caverns)
It's an avatar of Armok ! Praise the rat !
Also most awesome large rat ever. It probably looks like something out of Warhammer.
Post by: Shoruke on May 04, 2015, 10:18:28 am
also i have made some dorfing"Shoruke, Lord of the Wang"?
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/3891victims.png)
I'm curious as to how you obtain your information, but I'll accept your compliment ;D
Post by: Naryar on May 04, 2015, 11:05:56 am
also i have made some dorfing"Shoruke, Lord of the Wang"?
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/3891victims.png)
I'm curious as to how you obtain your information, but I'll accept your compliment ;D
It was an ironic nickname.
Post by: Vyro on May 04, 2015, 10:07:59 pm
Post by: Chevaleresse on May 07, 2015, 07:53:21 am
Post by: Camulus on May 07, 2015, 12:36:22 pm
Gadies and lentlemen, expect Camulus Get's Drunk 2 to start soon!
Our show will feature spam with spam spam and eggs, spam spam spam bacon and spam, spam spam spam spam spam with mashed spam and spammed ham.
Also expect more corny monty python references than you would like a drunken maniac to utter.
(TL;DR: Ima gonna drink toonights and play me some forts)
EDIT: Page oned it for ya kingmurdoc.
Should be using Naryars last save, aye?
Post by: Scruffy on May 07, 2015, 01:09:34 pm
Also expect more corny monty python references than you would like a drunken maniac to utter.Yes please!
It's going to be glorious.
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Post by: Camulus on May 07, 2015, 01:23:43 pm
Stole all my material, you ave.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Right men..confuse the...cat."
May find a use for that.
Post by: Scruffy on May 07, 2015, 01:33:06 pm
Stole all my material, you ave.
"Right men..confuse the,,cat."
May find a use for that.
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Post by: Camulus on May 07, 2015, 02:47:31 pm
Should find way fix, use older save or gen new wordl?
Meanwhile, Drunker!
Only druaght and few swigs whiskey for now, mixing with water as my throats seems to be unable to handle the clean stuff tonight.
Post by: Camulus on May 07, 2015, 03:12:37 pm
Uncertainty plagues me here.
DOnt wannto destroy current world just beacuse of some easily fixable archoce corruptions......(archive)
Post by: Camulus on May 07, 2015, 03:25:36 pm
damn.
Post by: Scruffy on May 07, 2015, 03:41:25 pm
Hmmm so naryars save not opening broken, maybe texture pack?It worked fine for me
Should find way fix, use older save or gen new wordl?
Meanwhile, Drunker!
Only druaght and few swigs whiskey for now, mixing with water as my throats seems to be unable to handle the clean stuff tonight.
Post by: Camulus on May 07, 2015, 03:45:34 pm
^that
Post by: Scruffy on May 07, 2015, 03:47:28 pm
Oh well
Post by: Camulus on May 07, 2015, 03:51:51 pm
(http://puu.sh/hF9u6/904fba1aae.jpg)
Same error, downlaoded 44.4 mb definetlry....Hmmm damn too drunk too find slotion also my whiskeywater is missing just start ne wrold
Post by: Camulus on May 07, 2015, 04:18:12 pm
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Post by: Scruffy on May 07, 2015, 05:42:54 pm
Also........I AM SHORUKE :pThere! Are!
Post by: TheFlame52 on May 07, 2015, 05:47:59 pm
Post by: Camulus on May 07, 2015, 05:58:03 pm
dorf me plz
Nooooooooooo......................Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........................................This is drunkfort never say plaese just SHOUUUUT AND YE SHALL GET
(http://puu.sh/hFhej/1d8c2e135b.png)
Happy????
Post by: TheFlame52 on May 07, 2015, 06:03:42 pm
Post by: Shoruke on May 07, 2015, 06:08:29 pm
*counts on fingers very, very slowly*
Uh... like four or five forts on it!
Oh well. If the new turn is entertaining it'll slide. Bonus points if the new world has enhanced volcanism.
Post by: Camulus on May 07, 2015, 06:23:15 pm
Are we really making a whole new world? The current one had only had... like...
*counts on fingers very, very slowly*
Uh... like four or five forts on it!
Oh well. If the new turn is entertaining it'll slide. Bonus points if the new world has enhanced volcanism.
eh hello there small island with like 14 volcanoes iiirc
either way Im lost in threasd and aechive broken so new world easiers eeing as im in a hurry to get to hangover have fun and all more whiskers whiskey now ;)
Post by: Kamin on May 08, 2015, 12:33:01 am
Post by: Camulus on May 08, 2015, 04:58:27 am
How to cure hangover = sleep, ginger cordial and coffee.
I also seem to have flu... ah well.
Post by: Naryar on May 08, 2015, 05:46:52 am
Post by: Naryar on May 08, 2015, 07:04:09 am
Post by: Shoruke on May 08, 2015, 08:38:41 am
Here : http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10837I checked the save, it's good.
I feel we should put a sign out front of that fortress.
Quote from: imaginary sign
welcome to the city of
DRUNKFORT VENICE
Land of "That worked about as well as you'd expect"
Post by: Camulus on May 08, 2015, 11:10:08 am
Rather use naryar's save for next turn, that world is much more exciting.
Post by: Scruffy on May 08, 2015, 12:14:03 pm
Anyway, here's the important question:
What happened to the bunnies?
Those 23 lovely bundles of fluff and future bonecrafts and offal biscuits?
Post by: Camulus on May 08, 2015, 12:46:11 pm
Anyway, here's the important question:
What happened to the bunnies?
Those 23 lovely bundles of fluff and future bonecrafts and offal biscuits?
They...multiplied.
Did post some screens of all the rabbit births during my turn iirc, but my connection reset on the browser and a large portion of late autumn/early winter's screenshots and comments were lost to the unpredictable.
It was at that point that my bed became quite alluring.
My isp seems to be slipping up of late.
Post by: Naryar on May 09, 2015, 04:03:07 am
Anyway, here's the important question:
What happened to the bunnies?
Those 23 lovely bundles of fluff and future bonecrafts and offal biscuits?
They...multiplied.
Did post some screens of all the rabbit births during my turn iirc, but my connection reset on the browser and a large portion of late autumn/early winter's screenshots and comments were lost to the unpredictable.
It was at that point that my bed became quite alluring.
My isp seems to be slipping up of late.
Well, they ARE rabbits.
Post by: Naryar on May 12, 2015, 02:36:52 pm
SOMEONE GET DRUNK IT'S GETTING SOBER IN THERE
Post by: Taupe on May 12, 2015, 03:18:01 pm
EDIT: As soon as I convince Jake to let go of the booze, I'm starting this baby. Stay tune
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EDIT ALSO: 2 beer down, starting the heavy shit. I've been playing some Terraria, and made a chick entirely out of grey. Her name? Cinderella. Downloading the save now.
Have I actually read what came before this turn? Absolutely. Do I remember something about it? Hum, I'm sure there was someone mentioning 13 volcanoes. This is the whole extend of my knowledge. Will I make any form of effort to improve the fort's efficiency in any way? Lolnope.
Soon I will
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* * *
The fort is live. Wait it's the same fort. i know because that sweet, sweet garnierite is there, begging for my sensual picking. Didn't the fortress die at some point?
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Then I recall something else.
Creeping eyes, and demons, and whatnot.
...
Now i wish the place had truly died.
* * *
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There is also one thing I must do, the most important thing of all.
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Now, I had something witty to say, about blergh I don't remember. I remember it had something to do with ''but what is this, the noble prize laboratory?''
Look, i don't give a fuck, I'm busy running this fortress. You have the punchline, just come up with the buildup. I'm a busy dude.
...
i want to barf.
* * *
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In any case something ate the stockpiles. Must have something to do with the place being turned into a lair or whatnot. I'll make some new stockpiles, just so my dwarves dont spend the lenght of 7 peter jackson trilogies reorganizing crap. We have a garnierite dinning hall to manage, and it aint getting delayed.
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That's not good.
My minimal ability to analyze situations tell me maybe just maybe this is related to the whole place becoming a lair, and maybe creeping eyes, and demon and whatnot. Maybe. Look, I dont know. What do you want from me? ''What is this, some nobel prize laboroatory?'
Boom, nailed it.
*self high five*
Half-reused jokes aside, i should probably do something about the corpses.
I
''Give us... garnierite coffins''
Worry not, brothers. Worry not.
Your slabs will be as green as our nonexistant soldiers.
* * *
Disclaimer, if you want some awesome fun, check out ''legendary'' which is a marvel board/card game. it's tons of fun. Except when you face Thanos. This guy is a dick. A special kind of dick. the kind of guy who goes, look at all these new cards the expansion got you, can't you wait to play as Rocket Racoon or Groot?
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And Thanos eats them all. One by one. every turn. like mr burns stealing lolipops from babies.
What a dick. then you are no longer Groot. you have lost. thanos has won.
And that's why I'm drinking.
Also, Dr. Octopus. if you say that fast, it becomes doc oc. Say it fast.
doc oc. Doc oc. doc oc. Doc oc.
Bokock! Bockock!
Chicken noises.
That's why I began this turn talking about chickens.
See everything is connected.
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* * *
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However, trying to make organized stockpiles is a pain, and obviously impossible in my state.
Did my awesome gramar and typing mislead you? I'm not sober.
'm just really good at typing while wasted when I apply myself.
Anyway, I made one gigantic stockpile, and it accepts everything.
Should solve problems.
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* * *
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We have this very beautiful garden.
but I cant build the tombs there, because its too not underground.
So I need to either build a roof (lolnope)
Or i could dig under this place.
which is beautiful.
Oh wow, even in death the fort is beautiful. so beautiful.
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* * *
A corpse is building coffins.
No wait, that's shoruke.
shoruke you look like a corpse. You should get that checked out.
In any case shoruke looks like a corpse but he's fucking fast man.
shoruke you are a vampire i think.
Vampires cant cross running streams.
yeah good luck with that here, fucker.
...
so we have exactly one coffin. I'm glad we have a vampire working on that.
* * *
So, a word about coffins
coffins arent coffers.
And coffers arent good at containing dwarves.
Our cemetary, however, can now house a lot of coins.
* * *
Oh shit. A caravan.
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No outpost liason? how curious...
gee game, lemme solve that. I have no idea whats going on, I cant locate my dwarves, and im still surprised to see that the fort im running is the fort im running, and not another randomk fort with not one, not two, but
now, where would the outpost liason be, and why is he missing?
I
have
zero
clues.
In fact, here's my ability to reason and solve issues explained in one conversation taking place simultaneously to this whole turn:
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Guess how efficiently I'll find this outpost liason now.
* * *
I cant do it all on my own,
No,
im no...
I'm no superman.
The scrubs theme is right. I need help.
Alex the cat, take over
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Alex the cat turns out to be a poor replacement. he just... stands there, and stares.
Fine, I'll build all the coffins, and locate the liason. You just... remain there, inert.
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This is good. i wont have to set up a military. Not that we have the dwarfpower for that.
or the ability to locate the barracks for that matter
Or barracks. do we even have barracks?
I guess that all comes back to the precedent point, being unable to locate said barracks.
in any case, we have a lot of slabs, and still zero coffins.
i made too many slabs
and more coffers.
look im a poor gravedigger is what im saying.
* * *
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Now get those fuckers in there
Only haikus now...
That will save some time
not having to build coffins
I'll use those instead.
Can't run this fort now
Alex the cat wants some love
i rub his belly.
Of course you bite me
You jack pile of ginger trash
never trust a cat
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that's a lot of dwarven dudes
The coffins fill fast.
* * *
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standing atop one support
I fix that nonsence.
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I build some with willow logs
there you go bitches
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but undead are popping up
fuck you bim the ghost!
* * *
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Some migrants have arrived, and I dont want to seem weird in front of them.
I set some to mining usaing therapist.
that's right I just realized that nobody was a miner out of 13 dudes.
which frankly explains why we still don't have more garnierite.
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Productivity!
That's right, go away, Bim. eat my ghostly ethereal treelog-crafted giant phallus. with stairs.
Look im not the wittiest man right now. What do you want from me? This sisnt the noble prize factory.
* * *
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Engrave some
i choose to ignore the troll. It's in the caverns. Possibly. I hope.
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what
WHAT.
People what.
Where are the garnierite chairs. the garnierite tables?
Oh fuck, resetting the fort and reclaiming after it became a lair discarded the stone use options. Now people aren't using the garnierite.
Words fail me.
This can't be happening.
I am speechless.
if my wife told me ''honey, I lost the child'' my only response would be ''well at least someone didnt fuck the economic stone preferences, honey.''
* * *
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there will be green or there will be death.
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I'm starting to be less drunk.
This isnt good.
Only alcohol will save me from such terrible outcomes, and hilariously enough only being drunk will cause them.
Ethanol paradox.
Time for more booze.
I take the time to dwarf the new migrants while mixing and drinking mys tuff.
whoemever you are, Iztakamal thing something, get a new name. seriously.
* * *
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notice how phallically they are arranged
i see what you did there.
* * *
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also hope we have some materials around, because watch me not set up any Industries or workshop chains.
truth be told, i dont think im a great assets to the productivity of these forts, and everyone is playing drunk
At least I'm not Wrex.
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Guya, im dead.
the guy i was talijng to while they played bloodbowl, hes downloading the game now,. hes dead on vodka and just bit the top half of my cats head away. this will be the funniest learning experience ever.
Uploading the save like tommorow when less uberdead.
Post by: Chaoseed on May 12, 2015, 08:47:04 pm
I've been playing some Terraria, and made a chick entirely out of grey. Her name? Cinderella.
I understood that reference.
Soon I willbecomebegin. Just need to finish this gigantic drink. It's a can of monster, a can of cherry Arizona, and half a bottle of southern confort. I called it ''who cares''. My roommate is a bit annoyed that I won't tell him what it is. But I am. I just kept repeating ''who cares'' until he left.
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Excellent as always. ;)
Post by: Taupe on May 12, 2015, 09:00:11 pm
Please confirm that this: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10837 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10837) is the right save.
Or like redirect me to the right one
Post by: Kamin on May 12, 2015, 10:00:55 pm
opeoples the save leads to the old fort with apparentl some turns played. didnt someone create a new world? from what i see narnya's turn is the last save i can locate, and im too wasted to locate whatever the right save is.This is the right save for the Water Fort. Camulus had a problem downloading it and played a turn in a new world/fort, but it's fine to use the save you used. Continue on.
Please confirm that this: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10837 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10837) is the right save.
Or like redirect me to the right one
Post by: Camulus on May 13, 2015, 02:37:31 am
....
*Hilarity ensues*
Post by: Naryar on May 13, 2015, 08:24:07 am
Post by: Scruffy on May 13, 2015, 10:29:52 am
The ghosts will keep us company. We wouldn't want to be disrespectful to our dorven forerunners by banishing their essences, now would we? Certainly not now since they have come back to watch over us. Anyway, they seem to like it here.
Nah. The soil is just a ..little wet and runny. Nothing that dorfBut here's the basement tho. as you can see digging there would be unoptimal at best.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quote
What is it with this world and wombats? Wombats invaded our previous fort. They plague our current fort and we have been fighting them ever since we settled here. Then there were those werewombats that infected Scruffysomething and led to the deaths of a dozen dorfs and creation of multiple weredorfs. Beware, for the wombats are coming and they have tasted dorf blood.The good news is, there seems to be a lot of pointless critters, and absolutely no sign of creeping eyes, demons or whatnot.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Pretty soon our fort will be full of heroic engravings of great battles against wombats, wombats biting Urist McUrist's little finger, left hand and dorfs being surrounded by wombats and cowering while the wombats laugh etc..
Wombats are the new honey/giant badgers
Quote
Noo..I look at the shaftSpoiler (click to show/hide)
standing atop one support
I fix that nonsence.
The shaft needs to be free and able to go flaccid when it feels like it. How are we going to collapse it now?
Nice turn.
So, that's what, two turns plus Camulus since my last turn?
Hmm...
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 13, 2015, 11:11:59 am
Post by: Taupe on May 13, 2015, 11:33:19 am
Here's the save (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10852). It is yours if you turn off the sun.
On a somewhat related note, my bottle is empty. The narration of my turn has no right to be as intelligible as it is.
Post by: Scruffy on May 13, 2015, 11:47:13 am
On a somewhat related note, my bottle is empty. The narration of my turn has no right to be as intelligible as it is.Impressive.
You are an example to us all, a paragon of dorfdom. Just remember, with great dorfdom comes great hangover.
Edit:
Shouldn't take a turn but the flesh is weak. Weak and drunk
Post by: Scruffy on May 13, 2015, 05:57:37 pm
I really shouldn't be drinking. I was planning on drinking but that was 8 hours ago. Then I ended up remembering that I had to write a lab raport and spent the next 7 hours writing it.
Now it is too late. I need to get up in about 8 hours.
Well, I already drank half a litre of around 14% kilju (yep, the drink for students and jobless drunks) during the last 30mins or so I suppose I will just have to keep going and suffer consequences tomorrow
I suppose that another half a litre would be enough. Wonä't be a lonh turn anyway.
Loading the save and starting it up
hmm... beautiful and pure ascii (damn it! it is not even real ascii, just tiles that look like letters!) or phoebus like taupe used. Decissions, decissions..
food: a can of beans and couscous mixed together with some leek, spices and egg.
Why am I eating this crap? usually i lkove cooking but today I donät really have the time nor patience for it
I hate myself for eating (And ENJOYING for some reason) this
Started the save
What the hell?
Trees.
Something has to be done
This is inexcusable. The trees have taken over
(http://i.imgur.com/kDAAXlo.png)
tje whole fort is still hanging from that single birch twig. Not even a branch. Just a twig. Pile of leaves. If womeone were to pull the lever, what would happen? NOTHING!
Bloody treeas!
No ghosts? What manner of sorcery did you use taupe?
Hmm.. what should I do? Perhaps no projects this time. I'll just build crap around the lake thingie.
caskets. so many caskets. the old stockpiles are full of ugly 0s. Wooden caskets. There are so many of them. WHY ARE THEY UNOCCUPIED!?!
we still don't seem to have stockpiles, zones or most rooms assigned after the reclaim. Better do those before I am too dorf to be able to do it. Should ease up the work for hte next overseers
reassigned most stockpiles (food and crap piles. all that) and reassigned camulus bedrooms
So, I have been thinking...
He dorfs are not addicted to booze. They are not alcoholics
Thy are born in a perpentuan state of hangover. A permanent, headsplitting hangover
'they can't jhelp it
why are there statues of random animals and dorfs killign dorfs everywhere?
----
one thing is certain:
KILL GE TREES!
BUILD ME A TOMB OUT OF THEIR MANGLED REMAINS!
where are the underground farms? I knw wer have one. Two abocegroudn, one underground
ohwell. making more. assigningstockpiöes and crap. should work well enough so people don't have to worry about food abd biize
(http://i.imgur.com/rLdyXUm.png)
dorf rapist time. what are these dorfs doing
Nobody is farming, cookign or craftin? EVERYONE IS A MINER AND MASON?!?
whoa. sho this is what it must look like after my turns
how about htis? should make do úntil we get more dorfs and the fort back upo and running
(http://i.imgur.com/hlTnmfc.png)
reassign them if youwill. just leave the farmers
nobles
lord taco is alreayd te manager so he might aswell become a bookkeeper.
azta... erh.. something? is actually very skilled at diagnozing dorfs (though has 0 experience at actually doing the surgeries... fun ensured) CMO!
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one dorf permanently cutting down the fould trees before they can strike
turn began around the beginning of granite i think
earlu spring
(http://i.imgur.com/qBkTCeV.png)
building the hanging garden bvenice thingie. something to do.
it is useless but hey, so are the dforfs. perfect job for them
ELVES! Grrr
they don't actually have anythign worht stealing
hmmm... what to do with the water pumpstack. I need to fix the first pump and gears the fb burned
WAIT! I KNOW! A DROWNING CHAMBER! WITH A TRADE DEPOT! IT IS INGENIOUS! YES!
yave to remove one unused farmland to make room. will byild more
I do believe that I'm drunk,..,
That armok dr.strangelove reminded me. GARNIERITE!
WWE MUST HOARD MORE½!
(http://i.imgur.com/OtRbxf7.png)
you wanted luxurious bedrooms, eh camilus?Wellm, digging some more. Hope they have garnierite. Tacoloco got most of the luxus rooms already. Darn hoarder
rebuilding our lovely pumpstgack. we will need it once the elves need drowning
REALLY low fps. 32. WHy? what is happening that slows it down? usuallty it is over 100 for me
oh well, might be benificial for me. more time to react
---
OH! forgot the booze! only about 40urists left. Darmn close
everyone is just stockpiling due to the new piles. ARMOK DAMN IT!
...I don't have enough pictures and I'm nearly out of booze
----
finally. stupidelves is busy distilling and camulus, siquo and basin are planting their seed
MIGRANTS! PERFECT!
from 21 dorfs to ...25?
4 FUCKING DORFS!?!? oh for dorfs sake
dorfgs not working? 21 jobless? no food to cook/brew/do dorf stuff with+
When in doubt, rob the elves!
crafts. unlimited dorf works! we can always use more doors. more bins. MORE COFFINS!
,,i think that i hve been listening to jogcast's "I am a dorf" for two hours straight.
murky pools are full of mist. interesting
--how could a dorf fall from so high? oh for honks sake..
HONK! HONK!
We need clowns! And garnierite!
BLUE GARNIERITE!
TO THE MINES!!!
woah. i dont think that i have ever had this much trouble coordinating my commands (and hands)
woahj
Wait a sec? If one of these wooden constructs caves in it will crash through every roof until it hits the bedrooms below the first caversn,, flooding EVERY FUCKING level of the fort. they go through roofs until they hit a solid wallm which we have preacous little off.
Damn it. caveins are scary when building a water fort. FUN!
I just better not make a mistake
---------------
weebcutter jobless? MORE TREES O Cut!
Wait, what? weebs to cut? I MENT TREES!
zoom function F6 to the flooded magmaforges
Will dig a new hole to reach tehm
(http://i.imgur.com/0lMVYDH.png)
40dorfs? when?
a grandmaster mason? who should she be?
WE HAVE NO BOOZE?!? We were cooking our damn booze? WHAT?
(http://i.imgur.com/vmfEEmm.png)
penile contact. the shaft is a nice way of getting to high places
(http://i.imgur.com/ST412V8.png)
The only remedy they have managed to invent is booze
It does not cure the problem, it just postpones it.
They drink booe and it helps make their daily lifes, no, very existence atleast SLIGHTLY bearable
and then they will have to drink more to avoid the inevidable hangover.
They don't work faster because of booze, they start working slowly because of the eventually insanity-inducing hangover rearing itäs ugly arse when they stop drinking
This is a fight they are bound to lose but what other options do they have? Just keep drinking another doze of alcoholic medicine every few months and hope that the hangover won't be lifethreatening
Indeed. Tey don't love booze. It is just someting inevidable that they have to drink to avoid falling into a hangover that could lead to their eventual insanity
woah, too mcuh coherent writing. enoug hfor this evenitn
flame52 got moody
..amd je ised.
AND he used 1 persimmon wood log, 1 ginkgo wood log and one walnut woody log
sounds pretty woody
(http://i.imgur.com/0pdyWUD.png)...flame52 crafted an artifact persimmon wood figurine or RAMNDOMDRAGON!
What the hell?
(http://i.imgur.com/U2DARno.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/vq8IKH4.png)
What? Flame52 crafted an artifact figurine of randomdragon dieing painfully and decorated it with persimmon and ginkgo wood and spikes of wallnut?
----
why wont they mine?
wait? i didn't designate dig zones? what the hell are those blyue areas?
and the main mining area is blocked by a wall
A wall I BUILT a few turmns ago
DAMN IT! SO MUC TIME FASTED
UNSEAL THE LOWER FORT! WE ARE NOT AFRAID!
(http://i.imgur.com/NbOLNRe.png)
INTO THE DEPTHS! TO MINE!
TO DIG!
CANDYU! GARNIERITE! GLORY!
..noble bedrooms
GLORY!
so many dead dorfs found. will need more graves
will build them in the dining room
(http://i.imgur.com/svCrakf.png)
..no wonder taco was useless as a bookkeeper. his room was sealed
THE LOWER CAVERNS OARE OURS ONCE MORE!
i think that i need to get up soon
what the fuck?
when did 40 dorfs become 7?
(http://i.imgur.com/ocFKsOR.png)
no wonder work was slow
ITS THE DAMN DEMON! THE DEMON IS BACK!
(http://i.imgur.com/RZ3SFg3.png)
SEAL IT ON THE SURFACE! THE DRUNK WILL ENDYRE!y
stop fishing damn it!
(http://i.imgur.com/KaMoRgG.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/D5zdISD.png)
kamnin just doesnt give a shit. he just walked across the demon to build a wall and didnt even run awayu in fear
the demon ignored him
he just does his job as he pleases and no bloody demons are going to affect it
(http://i.imgur.com/aoBTDsS.png)
..the demon just doenst give a shit either. it just sits there and gnarls at the dorfs passing it
the demon is going somewhere.
sitting in the staircase and coming back up
..kamin is just sleeping in his own bedroom. zero shits given
why acant the other doirfs be like him?
´(http://i.imgur.com/nrg0LKs.png)
the upper fort is off limits. burrowed down below.
...first the deep fort was sealed, not hte upper part is sealed.
what comes around comes around
STOP MAKING BOOZE DAMN IT! SEAL IT!
...migrants. now...
have a good dinner demon
..it doesnt care
(http://i.imgur.com/Reoo8Q1.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/0rEdh0a.png)
ok..
we have about 10 dorfs
one is sealed in the hospital overrrun by trolls
all sealed in the lowr fort
stairway to the upper part severed.
demon just sitting there...
hjave fun
must sleep
I need to be up in 4-5 hours. drunk
I'll try to upload the pics now
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10853
Post by: DrStrangeWeird on May 13, 2015, 06:24:59 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Scruffy on May 13, 2015, 06:43:10 pm
I made something very special. Something that perfectly sums up this lovely little fort and its inhabitants. (Also, where the heck is my named Dwarf you lousy drunk)...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
MORE!
GARNIERITE!
Post by: Bobnova on May 13, 2015, 09:34:21 pm
That was glorious.
I laughed my ass off at:
Quote
So, a word about coffinsas well as
coffins arent coffers.
And coffers arent good at containing dwarves.
Our cemetary, however, can now house a lot of coins.
Quote
Edit:
Shouldn't take a turn but the flesh is weak. Weak and drunk
I'm liking this water fort concept, it's proven to be entertaining to watch. Hilarious Doom can show up without simply Destroying Everything like lava.
Post by: Taupe on May 13, 2015, 10:18:39 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, we now know what happened with creeping eyes, demons and whatnot.
Great turn, Scruffy.
And thanks for the image, Bob! :D :D :D :D
Post by: Shoruke on May 14, 2015, 06:33:03 am
Those 5 pieces of green furniture are the apex of our civilization.
Are we sure they aren't just regular chairs that have been covered in puke and, I dunno, bleach or troll blood or something? Because everything else seems to be covered in copius amounts of puke.
Post by: Naryar on May 14, 2015, 07:03:52 am
edit: ass download is taking too much time >:(
14:29 Alright, Imma starting now. Must get another drink.
14:30 let's wall up the demon.
14:33 Why is everyone walled up ?
14:38 cave crocodfuck who let the caverns open
14:46 ass crocodile has been killed due to me messing up with military equips and a pick
fuckgign dcave crododciles
14:48 oh look human caravan
swindle time
14:52 i'm trying to open the fort but he fuck dwarves are seeking shit all over
14:56 new arrivals ! hrrray ! we are now at 19
demon still ain't moved, dwarves still ain't locked him up
15:06 there is a fuckton of jobs, and not enough dwarves
removing the shitty jobs
on a positive side : there is now alcohol, and enoughfor out population
15:19 WHY IS NOBODY WORKING YOU FUCKS
15:20 FIne...
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/1889Sans titre.png)
alright, time to PULL SOME FUCKING LEVERS
need to get drunk before doing that for maximum fun
this lever didn't work, how about this one ?
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/50961ratinglever10.png)
yup, seems to work, rating : LEVER/10
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/72558water10.png)
rating: WATER/10
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/44479watermurdered.png)
THE ONLY WAY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF IT WAS MAGMA
WATERMURDERED
15:34 Only three drowned. THIS NEEDS TO BE FIXED
OH ARMOK, GREAT AMONGST THE GREATS, ONE WHO IS TERRIFYING AMONGST THE TERRORS
I AM BUT A HUMBLE SUPPLICANT, AND CALL UPON YOUR MIGHT IN MY HOUR OF NEED
PLEASE MAKE IT RAIN LIKE IT HAS NEVER RAINED BEFORE
ARMOK
15:42 ARMOK BE PRAISED ! ALL WHO REFUSE HIS MIGHT BE SLAIN LIKE THE DOGS THEY ARE !
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/68391armokbepraised.png)
And so it ends. A few have avoided the waters of wrath, by digging to the caverns or to the surface.
The fort has ended as it was made: in water. Properly.
I suppose it was inevitable.
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/53430and so it ends.png)
Uploading save, will be here soon.
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10855
Post by: Bobnova on May 14, 2015, 09:37:38 am
Post by: Shoruke on May 14, 2015, 10:54:40 am
Well that was abrupt.^
WHY IS NOBODY WORKING YOU FUCKSDid you check for burrows? Usually when that happens to me it's because of drunk people assigning burrows.
Although that may or may not be a moot point now, since someone actually pulled a lever in drunk fortress, and
Quote from: imaginary sign
welcome to the city of
DRUNKFORT VENICE
Land of "That worked about as well as you'd expect"
Post by: Naryar on May 14, 2015, 10:58:39 am
Post by: Kamin on May 14, 2015, 12:36:03 pm
True. But I was drunk, and pissed. So I didn't go the way of a proper story. My bad.Don't "drunk" and "pissed" mean the same thing?
Post by: Naryar on May 14, 2015, 12:57:05 pm
Actually I find myself to be more of a friendly drunk... well, maybe not in DF.True. But I was drunk, and pissed. So I didn't go the way of a proper story. My bad.Don't "drunk" and "pissed" mean the same thing?
Also alcohol just exacerbates character traits. So I find myself to be more myself when drunk. Fuck psychological inhibitions !
Post by: Taupe on May 14, 2015, 01:18:24 pm
...But we will rebuild. Even if I must use a thousand dwarves with a thousand buckets for a thousand years. Or worse, learn how pumps work.
...But not right now. its been 36 hours and im still hangover.
Post by: Naryar on May 14, 2015, 04:04:14 pm
It's like a rolling snowball. Made out of corpses.
Post by: Shoruke on May 14, 2015, 07:45:04 pm
It's like a rolling snowball. Made out of corpses.That right there, that is a great line.
Post by: Taupe on May 14, 2015, 08:47:19 pm
*grabs a nearby bottle of fireball*
* * *
Ok, so, when the filedump site said ''start a new fort'' in the description, I assumed it was just a suggestion.
Like, ''hey at this point just start a new fort''.
...
i actually spend a few minutes trying to locate the ''continue'' button.''
Is the save bugged?
Did the game not register it was in the right folder?
Or maybe just maybe I extracted, but there's a drunkfort inside a drunkford subfolder or some shit and I need to drop the subfolder in the data folder.
do keep in mind, at this point nowhere in sight in my mind is the idea that maybe just maybe the fort was destroyed or abandonned.
I'm seriously hoping, expecting, to sort the bug out and suddenly control a bunch of gritty survivors ready to kick ass!
...
Nope, the continue button is not there because it cant be continued. The most beautiful fort is dead or abandonned.
...
Unless...
Unless it is reclaimed.
* * *
My initial plan was to load the save, see the extent of the damage, and then start boozing up while brainstorming on my options. The moment I load the save once more and try to reclaim, I know imma need a fuckton more fireball.
I expected like, a fort.
''Hey Taupe, do you want to reclaim the exactly one fort?''
''yes game, I would very much love so. Let me press the exactly one button available''
''there's the fort, the game would say. Have a jolly good time, friend-o-friend!''
...
Turns out, there are a lot of fortresses in ruin.
I don,t know what I expected, especially considering the speed at which we kill them.
Oh, and they are all written in Quidditch.
*drowns himself in fireball*
* * *
This is gibberish.
Nothing makes sence.
I spent the whole day trying to understand while a crazy random person on the subway assaulted me and tried to steal my batman tshirt.
It's a ten bucks shirt, bro, get your own, don't try to rip it off my chest in public.
But this is worse.
Who created this fucking nonsence dwarven language?
I mean duh, dwarves but obviously they were drunk when they...
Oh, nevermind, I got my answer.
Still doesn't have a translation.
I do remember coming across some page or another on a random wiki last summer, with some translations.
I locate something similar.
Big fucking problem, I don't know what I'm translating.
Wasn't the fort named Tangledoil, or some crap?
Doesn't matter. Neither tangle or oil are on the list.
...because when you use garnier Fructis, your hair is neither tangled or oily!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
* * *
So it just came to me.
Legend mode.
All I need is the name of one dwarf who lived in the fort to find out the name of the place, then translate it.
And I know just the dwarf!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
But I'm also confident that they died in chronological order, and i'm double sure they all died.
The save is at 213
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That means, i can get the name of the...
Oh fuck me
It's Tangleoil.
* * *
Hey wait, I can just look up the name in sites and get the translation.
I'm so smart.
Within a few days, a new group of reclaimers is in route for Tangleoil, ready to clear the place of water and retrieve the legendary garnierite furnitures.
They are called the palace of beaches, because fuck yeah.
And....
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
* * *
Ok, so, right off the bat one dude and 4 dogs simply drown.
Right underneat is a dry set of rooms.
If we can dig down, or create a wall alongside the doorways... or pierce the walls leading to a lower level...
I try to give orders and create a defensive perimeter.
Nobody is listening.
Because everyone is not at the wagon. They are in a different part of the complex altogether.
Drowning.
I try to understand how or why they are there and how they got the wagon where it is.
It make negative amounts of sence.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Except Shoruke. He looks like a corpse tho. Again.
* * *
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wait i got the wrong name damnit!
Well I guess the entanted spear is also very appropriate for a place thats erecting a massive mythical cock.
Shoruke is gonna have a lot of work to do.
If the room he's in was a cube water would be coming in from al 6 faces at once.
If you think that's impossible, just thank Armok you are not Shoruke right now.
* * *
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Good job Shoruke!
Now the bottom section of your new happy house will keep filling up, but until it does you have access to ''some'' parts of the ruins.
Above is the wagon, full of food, but drowned.
Water won't be coming down from there either.
oh shit you have no stairs to go to the other floors.
Gotta fix that.
Shouke doesn't have an axe or a pick.
On the negative side it means he cant get access to new areas easily.
on the plus side every other area is packed with water so, yaknow, fuck that.
Thank Armok, the room he magically made his way into is sealed tight, but contains some old boulders.
He can make a staircase to downstairs.
hopefully he can get something to eat there because food, y'all.
* * *
situation dire.
I cant locate food for now, excepot for corpses. I doubt they are fresh enough to butcher.
Also, while this corner of the fortress is safe, all the other 3 corners are still leaking.
I tell Shoruke to build a carpenter workshop. We'll try to use the middle strange pillar as a way of moving around, and install some doors in case we need to abandon the area and seal it.
Suddenly, there is an ambush in the... caverns?
It consists of nothing.
Ok, thanks game.
then it happens again, and again.
Every single second, the game pauses, warns me of an ambush, asks that I drive them out, then zooms in on a blank, dark spot of unexplored caverns.
Telling shoruke to do things is proving difficult now.
* * *
I almost die.
A forgotten beast wanders right next to Shoruke.
Then vanishes.
the forgotten beast is actually the ghost of CloverMagic.
The tileset is fucked and it is terrifying.
Shoruke and his ghostly buddies don't have food, so I tell him (her) to build some workshops, to...prepare.
She'll need a carpenter, a still and a butcher shop.
with the first she'll get barrels, a bed and some chairs and table.
with the later she can actually brew stuff and butcher her pets for meet.
Upstairs the pumps have stopped, and the great dick reservoir is draining slowly.
If she can survive long enough on pets, the upper levels should bleed out outside, and slowly dry.
then she can access the wagon, and the rest of the food.
A deconstructed part of wall was the parting gift from the previous expedition leader.
Without it, the wagon level would be a mess.
also fairly positive thats how the 6 other dwarves ended up downstairs in the pool but w/e
* * *
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Shoruke can now access the wagon, and the food it has
Most of the map is obscured, can't locate the food from the old fort. Won't go skydiving for it.
Shoruke is now making coffins nonstop.
Once this is done she'll make slabs.
lots of ghosts around.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The demon can now also access the wagon.
oups.
* * *
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
it shoots beams of energy at the wolves floating in the outer fort.
That's right.
the local fauna is made of floating wolves.
They adapted.
evolution is real.
* * *
Time to man up.
Shoruke, look around and get some gear!
She finds hen biscuits, some eggs, a cloak, three dozen coffers, and a copper sword.
...
Good enough.
...
Shoruke becomes the milicia commander.
she has food, access to water (duh) and she is slowly building furnitures and coffins.
a demon is living very close by, she is swimming knee deep in swimming corpses, and a dozen ghosts are haunting her day and night
all her friends died horribly, and she can't escape this place
She is somewhat extatic regardless.
shoruke gives zero fucks.
* * *
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Shoruke finds some more food, a pile of corpses, and a pile of coffins.
Actual coffins, not coffers.
time to set up a new graveyard in the bottom right room!
...What a wonderful day this is.
* * *
You know what happens when you drown two thousand dwarves, then drain the water away?
Miasma
a fuckton of it.
* * *
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
water has been draining into the caverns. Now new sections can be accessed.
not that UI want to, but whatever.
its still good to almost pretend you have a fort.
even if a giant murderous demon could eat you at any time.
on the plus side, the framerate is no longer 10.
Things are slow and boring.
shoruke is aloneé
omg wait. Can we....
i think we can reach the garnierite now!
* * *
Here's a disclaimer
when I play this im usually also binging on mr freezes.
its like sugar thats also water.
its juice but you can chew on it
really helops not dying from massive amounts of alcohol.
* * *
Before he cabn unseal the path to the fabled garnierite dining room, Shoruke must sleep.
She is very tired
In her sleep, she is getting assaulted and raped by ghosts.
thias is not an analogy about nightmares.
Actual ghosts are violating her body while she is unconscious.
Shoruke is no longer extatic.
* * *
Things are slow.
So incredibly boring.
gonna wrap up the save,.
hopefully migrants show up soon.
but theyd only get slaughtered by the demon.
not sure this fort has a bright future.
* * *
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10856 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10856)
here is teh save.
If shoruke dies, just reclaim using a bunch of soldiers and try to murder the demon. Otherwise you probably wanna focus on cleaning the bunch of corpses. there are some coffins waiting to be installed. Just gotta unforbid the various bodies.
fun times.
Post by: Bobnova on May 14, 2015, 09:43:14 pm
OMG a reclaim! Go! Good luck!
Holy hell, a One Dwarf No Pick Challenge in a Sunken Drunk Fortress, Drunk.
And it's going well. Ish.
That's pretty amazing.
Migrants ought to show up soon I'd think, that could be interesting.
Post by: Taupe on May 15, 2015, 12:28:18 am
Quote
Holy hell, a One Dwarf No Pick Challenge in a Sunken Drunk Fortress, Drunk.Reminds me of when I played Doomforests...
And it's going well. Ish.
Post by: Shoruke on May 15, 2015, 12:34:56 am
...Well, up until
In her sleep, she is getting assaulted and raped by ghosts.
thias is not an analogy about nightmares.
Actual ghosts are violating her body while she is unconscious.
Shoruke is no longer extatic.
...I feel scuzzy.
Post by: Naryar on May 15, 2015, 03:57:10 am
So starts...
SHORUKE vs. THE WORLD : AN EPIC OF WATER, GARNIERITE AND MIASMA
Post by: Shoruke on May 15, 2015, 08:25:25 am
It only JUST NOW hit me, eleven hours after first reading that turn, how appropriate it would be for me to take the next round.
Assuming nobody beats me to the punch in the
Spoiler: gaze, ye brave, into the void (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bobnova on May 15, 2015, 08:46:29 am
Wow, I'm retarded.
It only JUST NOW hit me, eleven hours after first reading that turn, how appropriate it would be for me to take the next round.
Assuming nobody beats me to the punch in thehalf hourfifty minutes it takes me to prepare and consume udon noodles (EDIT: and stock up on vodcoke), dibs on the next turn.Eeeeeerie.Spoiler: gaze, ye brave, into the void (click to show/hide)
Excellent plan!
Post by: Scruffy on May 15, 2015, 10:43:51 am
I don't know what to say so I will say nothing..
I have no idea of what to make of this or what is going on but it certainly is interesting. I just hope that the water draining gates that were opened have been closed. Else it is going to become even more interesting. There appears to be quite heavy selective pressure on dorfs having a high swimming skill and those without it get erased from the gene pool.
Post by: Kamin on May 15, 2015, 10:54:13 am
There appears to be quite heavy selective pressure on dorfs having a high swimming skill and those without it get erased from the gene pool.Do you even eugenics, bro?
Post by: Taupe on May 15, 2015, 11:00:56 am
Post by: Shoruke on May 15, 2015, 11:57:29 am
Spoiler: df or somethin (click to show/hide)
formats
suck
here
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10858
if it didnt work tell me and i''ll fix it when i'm hunsgover instaed of drunkd
Post by: Scruffy on May 15, 2015, 12:10:39 pm
Wow.
That was a rather dwarven turn. (Infact so were the previous two turns too)
so Iv'e edcided that not floodign the fortress permarnetnly is impossibleDoesn't anyone notice the lever straight next to the cause of problem noted with something along the lines of "water flushing. nearby gates"? You know, the single lever that caused this mess and which can just be pulled again to stop all the flooding?
beacuse sthe olny parts up top that I can cavein are ovr the walls of the water
(it maeks sencse)
and the water flows into a wlake s I can't tdrain it.
...so... sruffy. You did this. I tihnk. Be prowd of your incirrigibble failure. You did a greate job makign sure I catn't unsdo your hard work. Yuo monster.
I'M PIMPRE-
IMPERESSED, DANM YOU
*sigh*
Post by: Shoruke on May 15, 2015, 12:18:49 pm
And also a troll.
And a demon.
...I'm drunk.
Also, I'm slightly tempted to start that turn again and decontruct that lever, and replace my dffd link with a new one where the lever is deconstructed. Just because you said that.
Post by: Scruffy on May 15, 2015, 12:50:06 pm
Also, I'm slightly tempted to start that turn again and decontruct that lever, and replace my dffd link with a new one where the lever is deconstructed. Just because you said that.Not if I get there first
Might take a SHORT turn later tonight if I can get a bit of booze. Only some stout at the moment
Post by: Scruffy on May 15, 2015, 03:22:20 pm
Buggrit! Buggrem! Millenium hand and shrimp, I'll do it damn it and save the fort
Darn the reclaiming process is slow on my laptop
What will we take? Militia? Dorfinators against the demon and aquawolves?
Metal?
(http://i.imgur.com/wA0OdUB.png)
Nah. grapes and plunpelmets. plenty of GRapes. We will brew wine. Seems suitable
Camels? One-humped ones? hmm..
nah. more booze and cats with those points
Hmm.. we will need a bookkeeper/broker/manager/generally all but useless excuse for a dorfg for sorting our decade worth of random dorf crap littering the place.
What skills does a broker need? I chose profisient liar. Seems suitable
Oh, and we are called the "Drownedlake the Disenboweled Nightmare of Demons"
(http://i.imgur.com/KbQX77b.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/3LFKd5T.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/c1GZQKd.png)
The lever should be somewhere here
..under this giant pile of dorven rubbish
(http://i.imgur.com/Rk9m0R2.png)
found it. wait, are the both drainage gates open? explains why only halfd of the water entered the fortress and we are not entirely flooded. well, both of them have controll levers STRAIGHT NEDXDT TO THEM!
pulling them
(http://i.imgur.com/foO24D0.png)
wAIT; WHAT?!?
someone had pulled the fortress collapse auto-destruction lever and the whole fort should habve collapsed but isw alive onlu because it is hanging from a peach tree bracnh that wasnt there a few turns ago!
What a pleasant surprise it could be to a confused woodcutter when the fort collapses in front of him after he fells the tree...
The whole dfort was saved by a single peach tree!
(http://i.imgur.com/FsmO69m.png)
Job done
(http://i.imgur.com/bngiB5c.png)
Nowe we just need to seal that oxpecker. the flooding will sort itself out. hoepfully
Caverns? What caverns. I see no caverns nor breaches into them. Nope. Not there. Not my problem
WAIT! the fort wasnt about to collapse. A DAMN TOWERCAP grew inside the staircase and was supporting the fort
(http://i.imgur.com/dak5vat.png)
close enuff
It's not a breach. tis a "feature". Yep, lets call it a feature
(http://i.imgur.com/oLyTKK8.png)
everyone is too horrified to build
(http://i.imgur.com/EZKFOJW.png)
horrified? of what? theres nothing down there but dank darkness and hints of crundles.
..
wait..
I have already caused the fort to crumble twice or so because i entered the lower parts of hte fort nd caverns and wasn't excessively carefull about it..
well, if it happened twice it can't possibly happen a third time. nope
OOH! A downward passage. The demonhole
Should we get rid of the water in the dickroom?
(http://i.imgur.com/2vtGQMQ.png)
aww dorf up damn it! the caverns are harmless. it is all in your imagination
Made a large glass of white russian. wait, arent white russians usally about 10% vodka and a bit of coffee liquier?
well, i suppose that 1/3 of vodka and 1/3 liquer are acceptable. might aswell skip the milk. or coffee.
the place is starting to rot..
miasma everywhere
that lier dorf brought? truns out it ws naryar. he is now the concentrated noble dorf who nbever does anything
we appear to have trolls..
the troll interrupted bobnova. troll is experiencing mortal fear
that should teach them that they are not welcome here
you came to the wrong neighbourhood troll
removing stairway to the lowest levels. would take too long to wait for the mto drain from water and seal all the holes.
plus there are demons down there. i think
troll is unconcious and both naryar and bobnova passed ouyt from over excertion after bashing the troll for a fw days
(http://i.imgur.com/KCE1ihI.png)
dogsjust butchered 3 troggolytes that tried to enter the fort
nope. make that A dog. and only 2 dead troggolytes. one barely alive
more trogolytes
(http://i.imgur.com/Ao0weXZ.png)
4 trogs dead, one half-dead troll remains. a fw dorfs too
more trogs coming in
more. we are losing
bobnova is running aroun d the caverns, hitting trogs
(http://i.imgur.com/MGpQDly.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/pIlrtyU.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/CnR1VVQ.png)
4 trogs inside. we are going to lose.
removed militia jobs. fly you fools!
kamin has fallen
(http://i.imgur.com/4DqCu4K.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/USXgkPk.png)
3/4 dorfs sleeping.
bbnova, stop being a hero. atleast wehen you are unarmed.
well, he won
DAMN IT BOB! STOP TRYIGN TO REST ON TOP OF SCRUFFEH! THERE ARE MORE hospital beds
wait, thats not ven a bed! thats a dead quarry bush!
everyone is just sleeping while the trolls party downstairs
HURRAH! all the invider trolls and trogoltes are dead. only a fwe mostly harmess ones remaining in the cavers
....'
AND A WOMBAT!
a bloody wombat just walking around like it ownes the place
game runnign so slow..
poured a glass of hazelnut baileys i got as a gift. never really cared for mild tasting drinks but it is ok
atleast when you have a large glass of it
3 skeepung sleeping, one ignoring everything
if we only had migrantgs...
why is one of the dorfs revfusing to do ANYTHING?
oh.. lost the ability to stand or grasp on either hand and nobody around to help him...
erm.. shit happens?
i think htat they are ALL waiting for diagnosis or someone to carry them to a bed.. they are useless until migrants
WHO THE HELL REMOVED ALL THE BEDS FROM THE HOSPITAL!?! CURSE YOU
BYUT THE FORT DID NOT FALL! WE SDTAND TALL.. well,atlest lie on our backs relatively proudly
late summer. migrants soon i hope. then we can seal the cavers
playing nethack while waiting
dorfs are starting to dehydrate due to lack of caretakesrs
the wopmbat lost interest in our courtyard and buggered off
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autumn
all this flowing water is killing my laptoip. should ve managable if the lake filled up
giant cave spiders appear. kill jabberers
in other news, everyone starved in their sleep
only bobnova remains
The lake is nearly full. only 2 more z-levels
caravan!
åerhaås Perhaps migrants soon. Before bobnova kicks the bucket
hmm.. i wonder whats that strange thing littering hte enterence drawbridge
<grown orange wood harp>
BLOODY ELVES! littering the place
You can't drown me, I will not sink
not now, not ever, no never...
..a diplomat left unhappy
and the the fort crumbled
Reclaim with some militia with masonry to seal the caverns. then the fort should be survivable. (though not functional.. wouldnt want to make it too easy)
Embarking with 5 hammerdorfs and 2 axedorfs with skills in masonry.
will seal the troglodytehole once and for all. (or not. Most likely not)
wait, what`´`?
WHAT THE HELL DORFS?
(http://i.imgur.com/W5pJusw.png)
murky pool in teh mioddle of the first floor filled again due to reclaim. damn it.
4/7 of the dorfs are kiond of.. drowning
AMBUSH!
amphibian man spearman?
(http://i.imgur.com/BeHW2Qi.png)
The fort was overrun by aquamen during the 2 months it too to reclaim?!?
dorfs didnt give a shit and hyst walked past it to fetch weapons
the aqyuaman is just standing there...
GIANT OLM!
what the fuck kamin? stip climbing the towercaps'
one dead olm
trying to redo stockpiles.
they are crap but they are better than nothing. too drunk
beds for hospital
Hurrah! the caravan forgot their stuff in our depot when the fort crumbled
blind cave ogres killing merchants in the caverns..
fort falling int he middle of caravan does starange things to reclaims
OGRES ON THEIR WAY TO GET IN!
BUIOLD THE WALL DAMN IT!
(http://i.imgur.com/Q98lBml.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Nv5A0J0.png)
just 3 walls to go and we area sealed
except for flying monsers. we have those water drainage pipes that can let htem in
THE FORT IS FINALLY SURVIVABLEAGAIN! not fucntional though. only hammerdorfs with masonry
(http://i.imgur.com/gRmN5vJ.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/g3Qu64Q.png)
we are ..mostl drained, well, nobody wants to use those rooms anyway
scruffy drowned
noithbing much is happening, camulus is rendering fat and bobnova is sowing his seed. naryar has been in permasleep after the olm
kamin and shork are now nobles. kamin shold be able to heal camulus. what is the worst that could happen when a hammerdwarf starts doing surgery?=
urp. I think that I have drank enough fgor today
kamin swimming around
DAMN TIt When ever the water´level is low they think that htey an walk accrsops it
all bacause of the water drainage
we have trogs again
(http://i.imgur.com/Vf8ALtN.png)
seems like a few walls unfinsihed
hammerKamin diagnosed that Camulus needs surgery on his left hand, thumb, nail and thumb, left hand, skin...
(http://i.imgur.com/VIxDUS5.png)
lamin decided that camulus needs more surgery
(http://i.imgur.com/o4CQjh4.png)
adamantine strand sewn into thumb with hands covered in tears
im sure that he wills be the hearlthiest dorgf in the fort after all thise treatement
a dorf drowned. agian
Grape harvest! We have wine!
mgirants shoudl arrive soon so will stop playing. Actually want to stop but must endure
The fort is livable! No beasts, demons or trolls. Non-flyers can't access the fort via vcaverns. Only a few rooms are flooding.
huge success
it's a happy little place full of happy little midgets butchering killing troglodytes
trying to upload save tonight
Post by: TheFlame52 on May 15, 2015, 03:39:42 pm
Post by: Taupe on May 15, 2015, 06:11:47 pm
Post by: Scruffy on May 15, 2015, 06:35:18 pm
pictures tomorrow
Post by: Shoruke on May 15, 2015, 08:19:52 pm
When was it founded, how long it took to first fall, maybe some of the major accomplishments in that time, and how many reclaims have been done?
I actually lost count of which reclaim we're on.
Post by: Taupe on May 15, 2015, 08:38:15 pm
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Darn the reclaiming process is slow on my laptopAlso... that part about the broker. It killed me.
What will we take? Militia? Dorfinators against the demon and aquawolves?
Metal?
Nah. grapes and plunpelmets. plenty of GRapes. We will brew wine. Seems suitable
Camels? One-humped ones? hmm..
nah. more booze and cats with those points
Hmm.. we will need a bookkeeper/broker/manager/generally all but useless excuse for a dorfg for sorting our decade worth of random dorf crap littering the place.
What skills does a broker need? I chose profisient liar. Seems suitable
Oh, and we are called the "Drownedlake the Disenboweled Nightmare of Demons"
Post by: Bobnova on May 15, 2015, 11:13:56 pm
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in other news, everyone starved in their sleepOMFG I was the last one?! That's awesome!
only bobnova remains
Post by: Naryar on May 16, 2015, 07:44:45 am
It must be the water. Or the corpses. Or the miasma.
Post by: Taupe on May 16, 2015, 06:24:42 pm
At the time of writing, few if any can agree on the current status of Tangleoil, aka drunk Venice, aka the most beautiful fort, aka the garnierite paradise. In order to make some sence out of all the rumors and legends, here are the collected facts about this mythical place. Keep in mind, all of the acounts mentionned below were dictated, transcribed, and rehashed by drunk people. Hell, I'm drunk myself, it's the only way to make sence of what you bunch wrote during your turns.
Still, with luck, this will help (or worsen) the ongoing embark attempts... Brace yourself.
Turn 1: Camulus
After the fall of the fabled dongfort, the dwarf known as Camulus begins the construction of a new fort. The dongfort fell on the middle of 207, so it is fair (or blatantly eroneous) to say Drunk Venice was funded in the spring of 208. The original intent of this fort was to ''start the music and beat the code'' which probably means something. also, to piss off the elves, which arguably is a more understandable, if not noble, goal.
The settlers crumble to their deaths in about a week after everyone realise that Camulus did not bring picks.
Turn 1, attempt 2: Camulus
What a great start. Camulus abandon all his followers and bring 6 new fools to a new settlement, which is to become Tangleoil. nothing happens. At. All.
Turn 2: Scruffy
The new overseer gets hammered on potato wine ( Really? Ok...) and begins the construction of a lake, which ends up shaped like a moat surrounding a collapsible fort. A trade depot is misplaced, and various dwarves die to collapsing. Legendary named fighters coming from a previous drunkfort arrive climatically to destroy a wereape before it wipes the fort.
The last words of the overseer were ''ghost so many ghosts!'' followed by a game crash. In the following days, Scruffy gets drunk again and uncovers an age-old bug, and it's cause. hurray!
Turn 2, attempt 2: Werescruffy
The fort reappears from the void of bugs. Somehow all the dwarves are scruffy, and all the scruffy are werebeasts. All the nonscruffys are also dead. Suddenly the fort is flooded, and nobody can tell if this is a good or an ill-advised event. ...Atlho seriously this doesn't seem like a very confortable dinning hall. (http://i.imgur.com/EWbmTx8.jpg)
Further inspection of the aftermath reveals that maybe just maybe the drowning went incredibly well (http://i.imgur.com/wS1Nmik.jpg)
Turn 3: Naryar
Naryar takes over the reigns of the fort, which frankly is more accurately described as a ''dwarf soup'' at this point. The answer to mass drowning is obviously to erect a massive wooden dong, as commanded by the poll. Naryar begs Scruffy to finish the giant dong before collapsing in a drunken haze.
Turn 4: Naryar
The former overseer grabs back the save, then uploads it back 7 minutes later. Shortest turn ever. Scruffy is begged to finish the wooden dong once more. Random_dragon's spirit is crushed, just like his record.
Turn 5: Scruffy
Scruffy decides not to finish the dong, and instead devises a way to collapse it and destroy the fort. He then tests it, for science. The lake disappears. the dong disappears. Everything disappears. The fort is now a realised doomsday device. Third fortress-killing device achieved on this thread!
Turn 5, retconned: Scruffy
Time magic. the fort is back. It was just a test. Scruffy knows that the fort CAN be destroyed randomly if it comes to that. He decides not to do this. He also opts against removing the various levers that could end the fort, because that also would be silly. Begin the wooden schlong supremacy. The project is diverted when Scruffy realise he must save the fort from his past swelf, who flooded the whole place and added holes and walls everywhere.
The fort is flooded once more. Get used to it. It happens a lot. Scruffy eventually solves the problem sort of, and resumes the schlong... erm... erection? Look I could sum up the situation at the end of his turn but instead I'll quote him.
Spoiler: Life according to scruffy (click to show/hide)
Turn 6?: DrStrangeWeird
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why do we have a huge water trench?
more to the point, why is the entire floortress a shitty kevin costner movie?
DrStrangeWeird takes over the reigns, and decides to sort out the many and various problems sorting the fort, which is a long way of saying ''willingly descends into madness''. His primary concerns to address are the lack of magma forges, and the non-lack of everyone being horribly dead and a ghost. He also decides to produce food and drinks for the first time in basically two years. The good doctor solves many basic needs before falling asleep, including but not limited to murdering every single elf ever.
Turn 7: Return of DrStrangeWeird
The newest addition to the chaos returns, ready to get more drunk less fast. He knows how to do this because he's a doctor and usernames never lie. Status of our military at this point: every single dwarf in the fort is chasing a mule with reed socks after explicitly being told not to. Random_wyrn, who is also possibly a dragon, creates an artefact quern to be the center of this masterpiece that is Drunk Venice.
A giant parrot from hell arrives in the catacombs, but stop instead of attacking, to admire the fortress. It's horrible, it's beautiful.
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congrats taupe snd clover :) your babby has your bearWell done, son. born a day prior, and already taking ownership of the family bear. I'm so proud. :-[ Various things die for various reasons. Nobody is really sure why. The true meaning of drunk fortress. One of those minor thing is a breach into hell itself. Oups? Well I'm sure nothing bad will come out of it.
Turn 8: Taupe
Your humble servant returns to drunkfort. Most of the turn is devoted to accomplishing nothing whatsoever.. What did you expect? It's a Taupe's turn. Most of the Year (season? Week? day?) is spent being mesmerized by how beautiful the fort is. The garnierite cult begins on this turn, but it will take another year before any single furniture is made from it.
And then, creeping eyes and demons and whatnot. The fort is no longer beautiful. To be fair, 75% of the turn was spent actively tryiong to sound coherent while staring a wall of text. The other 25% was spent activating levers at random, inadvertently saving the forges. also punching out ghosts. Go away, ghosts!
Turn 9: Scruffy
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The fortress.Suddenly, all the dwarves are in the draining pipe. Hauling stone. for no reason. Everyone eventually starts dying for reasons Scruffy is way too wasted to even begin to understand. He almost crushed the whole fort to kill the hellish parrot, but the parrot dies suddenly. Good.
It's not flooding or drowning. It is just... marinating. in water
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THEW PARROT WILL bRING DeATRH TO US ALL!
TGHE DOOM PARROT!
WE MUST COLLAPSE THE FORTERESS TO CRUSH IT!
oh, it died
and we only lost 3/4 of our dorfs and hte rest are sick from the poison blood.
VICTORY!
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My prognosis on 70% of the forts dorfs:Well that went better than expected. the fort is made of water once more. every non-water part is also flooded with vomit. a giant mole eats everyone. The settlement crumbles because the pumpstack is clogged with salmons.
He's dead Jim
FIRST RECLAIM (take a shot)
The monster is defeated, but a new team of hammerdwarf is baffled upon discovering that giant lobsters can swim. The surviving dwarf celebrate by being ambushed by a demon. remember that breach into hell three turns ago that nobody addressed? Yeah... Urist tries to activate the lever, but realise that killing himself is counterproductive to having living dwarves left. Urist wanders around.
*something something drunken rambling*
Urist is dead!
Second Reclaim! (take a shot)
A new team of dwarves arrive in Tangleoil/ Drunk Venice and seal the demon away, without any prior knowledge of where said demon is located. They build random walls, forget about the monster and call it a victory, is what I'm saying here.
Turn 10: Naryar
Coffinmakin' duty turn! The second of many, many more to come! everyone's secret profession is now ''carpenter. Everyone's actual, registered profession is now ''hapless victim''.
...
There are so many corpses. So many ghosts.
Turn 11: Camulus
It's not a Camulus turn if people don't forget food, or picks, or what world we are currently playing on. This turn is actually not canon, but takes place on an alternate reality where there are 13 volcanoes on the same spot. Or something? Look i wont lie I'm now currently fucking drunk. Proof-reading the last Scruffy chapter several times reveals an ill-conceived drinking game I set up for myself.
Turn 12: Taupe
introducing another dichotomy between the readability of the turn's events and the amount of alcohol consumed. A 48 hours-hours hangover will follow, but it's all worth it because the fort accomplished many, various and awesome things during this turn. here's the exaustive list:
-setting exactly two stockpiles allowing every single thing
-Five pieces of garnierite furniture.
-...that's it really.
This is yet another coffin-making turn, because ghosts are not going anywhere soon. This one goes poorly due to some misunderstanding:
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So, a word about coffins
coffins arent coffers.
And coffers arent good at containing dwarves.
Our cemetary, however, can now house a lot of coins.
Turn 12: Scruffy Jones and the last twig
In which we learn that the whole fort is held in place by exactly one twig.
Oh, and trees. (http://i.imgur.com/kDAAXlo.png) So many trees. a crusade begins. Trees must be cut, and garnierite must be had. The cult has begun.
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what the fuck?Oh, and that demon that was never actually sealed? It's back. cause, yaknow, it was never sealed. Apparently forgetting about something does not cause it to stop existing, because we arent six weeks old. Altho we sound like it usually. Scruffy begins to save the fort with all the strategy and wits that a wasted human being can muster, which is basically none of it. The fort has ten dwarves, and little hope. But we have our own brand of shampoo!
when did 40 dorfs become 7?
no wonder work was slow
ITS THE DAMN DEMON! THE DEMON IS BACK!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Turn 13: Naryar
...Who promptly murders the fort.
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WATERMURDEREDHis idea is that there are so many corpses, so many ghosts, so many monsters, that this is the best way to go. a single little sign is found lying in front of the watery mess.
15:34 Only three drowned. THIS NEEDS TO BE FIXED
OH ARMOK, GREAT AMONGST THE GREATS, ONE WHO IS TERRIFYING AMONGST THE TERRORS
I AM BUT A HUMBLE SUPPLICANT, AND CALL UPON YOUR MIGHT IN MY HOUR OF NEED
PLEASE MAKE IT RAIN LIKE IT HAS NEVER RAINED BEFORE
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some people are shcoked. some people are sad. The most beautiful fort has fallen, to the hands of a seemingly madman. with a reason.welcome to the city of
DRUNKFORT VENICE
Land of "That worked about as well as you'd expect"
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Yes, I bloody killed it because the dwarves did not want to work. Also because they were starting to be "under a great deal of stress" due to seeing dead corpses everywhere, and so dwarves tantruming, punching and killing each other and hence, tantrum spiral was inevitable in a few more turns, really.
It's like a rolling snowball. Made out of corpses.
* * *
I've been drinking the whole time. I'm so wasted. Might take a turn afterward, at this point, if i dont finish this thing too late.
* * *
Turn 14: Taupe
This was the end. Or was it6 the fort is flowing with water everywhere. there is no hope. no fun. no unwet square. but the quest for garnierite is stronger. one does not simply abandon the most beautiful fort.
Third reclaim! (Take a shot)
well, reclaiming is hard. i spend about an hour trying to decrypt how the dwarven language works, unaware that I simply have to select the last fort on the list. 7 brave dwarves are sent into the fort. the wagon immediately spawns into the fort. Everyone else spawns into the lake. Kamin dies to break a wall and empty so floods, and shoruke is the only survivor. he (she) spends about 2 seasons rebuilding and patching holes, living in a small section in the fort thats surounded by water on all sides, including up, down, left, right, north, south, inward and outward. Shoruke is assaulted by ghosts, corpses, demons, breaches, hunger,c soberness and overall shitinnes, but she remains exctatic, up until she gets buttfucked repeatedly in her sleep by clover_magic.
at the end of this strange asventure, the fort is somewhat no longer drowned, shoruke is alive, safe, and almost not insane.
Turn 15: Shoruke Things are slow. things are dead. Shoruke is bored. he needs a project.
Shoruke begins his turn, in control of... Shoruke. what we learn during this turn, is that in japan, he's known as Wangzilla. he switch his mind about 30 different times, before assumedly locking up the demon for good (lies). At least he has all those ghosts to keep him company. They are lovely, when not date-rapey. water is slowly draining, revealing more parts of the fort, and with it, more horror and despair. Shoruke must fight, and venture upwards.
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So I told her to go to the surface with a military 'm'ooooove thingVictory is at hand. Or is it6 Shoruke is strong, armed with like some loincloths, a copper axe and maybe mispl;aced hopes. and yet...
and she met a crocodile
BUT HAY
I GOT TO BEAT UP A CROC
uon my way... UP?
and now we're both unconscious
OH GOOD THERE'S A TROLL TOO and I'm figthnig it
i'm so good at things
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sceeen froze like this sfor a coupple secodns so we know what's up next
fukkin fuckers ruining the internet
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Turn 15: Scruffy
News from the beautifulest fort are growing scarse, and much, much drunkier. Just like me. Hey-oh!!!! new team is sent to investigate.
Fourth reclaim (take a shot)
...and a shot whenever you proof-read or reload this post... :o
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Hmm.. we will need a bookkeeper/broker/manager/generally all but useless excuse for a dorfg for sorting our decade worth of random dorf crap littering the place.Interesting fact: only scruffy knows wht floods the fort, and only he knows what stops it dfrom happeneing. aopparently, the fort is alive despite the various willful flooding and self-destruct for two reasons
What skills does a broker need? I chose profisient liar. Seems suitable
Oh, and we are called the "Drownedlake the Disenboweled Nightmare of Demons"
1-The fort, in al it's integrity, including the hanging gardens, are held up by a single branch of peach tree that grew there randomly.
2-Half the pumps are connected to a device thats now obstructed by some randomly grown spore tree, which allows the fort to flow and get flooded, but prevents automatisation of the priocess, meaning that during my turn, by waiting enough and surviving on slaughtwered dog meat in a damop room for six month, the whole fort somehow stopped being a water fort instead of infinitely getting flooded.
It's like nature wants this fortress dead. guys, i wont lie, i spent three minutes getting the last ''its'' right. I'"m so drunk just reading these posts and explaining them, I wont be able to play a turn. thats right. this fort makes so little sence, just reading every part in quick succssion can only be achieved in quick succession by drinking a ton of booze. Like, i drank more in the last hour than i did in my last turn ( but definitely not in the one i drank like a full bottle of southern, that was both epic and ill advised.
I will be frank, i've been on vacation for two and a half week. spent the first week emptying boxes, and the second and a half emptying bottles. not that im an alcoholoic (altho sorta i guess) but ive been on vacation, my roomates are chill, and tons of people are visiting my new place. ive been on a constant drinking mood for 10 days. reason why i played so many turns is, like someone i cant even remember described, if i stop being drunk at this point i die. i drank a whole 750ml of southern, went to wortk hangover twice, and the only solution was to take another turn because i was so drunk. disclaimer. nothing on my turns happen not because im a good overseer, but because they last like 5 weeks tops, because im there being confused in pause menus and making jokes on the thread.
Whats happening?
Oh right, sruccys turns. its a reclaim (take a shot) which frankyl, can almost be considered a full turn. this is so weird, and im so wasted.
Place is rotting. nothing makes sence,. New reclaimers are somewhat surviving andf cleaning the place, but there's a ^pile of forbiden crap so large and so duiscusting that it can only be refered to as ''your mom''. Everyone fights bravely to retake the fortress. everyoen gets injured. in a strange twist of irnony, everyone is injured and slowly dies because nobody can bring them any water. this is so dumb it hurts. bobnova survives for a time, then perishes.
fifth reclaim (take two shiots. no, fuck you, i dont care. I did, so will you.)
Everyone gets back to the fort after everyone else died. a new team. again. but that fort is beautiful, so beauitufl. so full of garnierite. cant let it go to waste. Cant. so beautiful.
the new team arrives, and promptly...
I dont even know. i had something prepared, i forgot. Wals are hazy. lie hazelnut. gotta type fast, gonna finish this. rtheres a campfuire outside, with the roomates and friends an BMO. I have a bmo pillow. so awesome. anyway?
*rereading*
ugh, so drunk.
Ogh yeah, the new
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The fort is livable! No beasts, demons or trolls. Non-flyers can't access the fort via vcaverns. Only a few rooms are flooding.All seems well and all, except everyone or so beign dead and a thousand corpses, and miasma, and water, and possibly a demon, and omg everything spins. this guy looks like my friend but he talks differently. !?! plus he isnt blond? anyway. except for the corpses the place is habitable. yay! This is the best fortress we ever had possibly. over 15 posts, and stuff is still alive1 go team
huge success
it's a happy little place full of happy little midgets butchering killing troglodytes
Turn 16: Taupe
Ok so i tried to copy/paste this post into this post to sum up the post 16, then kamin posted, then eerror messages, then i punched a wall that i think was the BMO pillow, then error message then seriously im erasing the spoilers containing the whole post urrrgh
no, seriously, this is a turn. i need to barf. I wanted to do it in like maybe ten minutes. Took 2 hours, and my sanity,. an sobrerity. Fuck. cant even type. and typijg while drunk is my supreproeweresss? fuck you guys what have you done.
best syniopŝys NA yall.
IOH FUCKK MY TEXT ISNT RED MY TEXT GONNTAA BE READ
there we go, better.
Thank you all have a nice
thank you!
(wait furck forgot the red there we go woot)@@@!!!
Post by: Kamin on May 16, 2015, 08:45:41 pm
Post by: Bobnova on May 17, 2015, 12:27:05 am
Especially watching the descent into Drunk.
Thanks!
Post by: Shoruke on May 17, 2015, 01:01:37 am
Post by: Naryar on May 17, 2015, 04:35:48 am
Post by: Camulus on May 17, 2015, 06:05:38 am
This fort........I am proud that I unwittingly led other drunken miscreants to create this testimony to inebriation itself, for drunken venice is more than a fort, it is a testament to our eternal boredom.
Post by: Naryar on May 17, 2015, 08:19:53 am
(And when I mean "not dying" it is metaphorical. It will die, but it must not be abandoned)
Post by: Naryar on May 18, 2015, 03:59:56 pm
Post by: Naryar on May 18, 2015, 06:24:25 pm
Death Rally is addicting. What can i say.
Post by: Camulus on May 19, 2015, 03:12:24 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 19, 2015, 08:46:12 pm
Post by: Bobnova on May 19, 2015, 09:31:30 pm
Camulus posted ~17.5 hours ago, I think you're clear. Plus flu :(
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 19, 2015, 09:44:26 pm
EDIT:
! C:\Users\Vincent\Downloads\DrunkFortress.rar: CRC failed in DrunkFortress\world.sav. The file is corrupt
FFFF-
EDIT 2: Downloaded again to try again, same thing. Gonna try the save before that. If that doesn't work, it's just my net being derp. If it DOES work, I'm gonna eat Scruffy. :V
EDIT 3: Shoruke's save worked, so it's gonna be parallel universe time again. *noms a Scruffy*
Post by: Bobnova on May 19, 2015, 10:35:27 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 19, 2015, 10:36:23 pm
EDIT:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Save: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10874 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10874)
EDIT: Images are up, sorry for delay.
Post by: Scruffy on May 20, 2015, 12:35:11 am
If that doesn't work, it's just my net being derp. If it DOES work, I'm gonna eat Scruffy. :V???
Oh, it really is corrupted.
I reuploaded the save but I suppose it is a bit late for that.
Oh well.. Looking forwards to seeing what you manage to !!xxDORFxx!! up
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 20, 2015, 03:25:52 am
Post by: Naryar on May 20, 2015, 04:14:31 am
Post by: Camulus on May 20, 2015, 04:41:28 am
Wasnt taking a turn there ;P
Was simply complaining about not being able to yet having the required boozes :(
Hmmmm wonder whats wrong with saves.
Far too lazy to find out, so im hinting that somoene else does.
(Hmmm maybe archiving software is repelled by all the erected Dickensian monuments)
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 20, 2015, 10:03:04 am
Don't eat your drunken comrades !
Well we don't have any elves to eat instead. o3o
Also, stupid net, stop being slow. Satellites might delay uploads of images today.
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 20, 2015, 03:46:51 pm
Post by: Shoruke on May 20, 2015, 10:10:00 pm
Also, are you SURE you're on the Venice fort? I don't remember evil rains...
Eh, it was funny, so it works 8)
Post by: Taupe on May 20, 2015, 11:09:33 pm
Post by: Bobnova on May 20, 2015, 11:17:30 pm
(https://i.imgflip.com/lsh8c.jpg)I'm not really sure what's going on. I do know that I generally uploaded pictures while drunk. With mixed results.
Also, are you SURE you're on the Venice fort? I don't remember evil rains...
Eh, it was funny, so it works 8)
Evil rain really kicks it up a notch. I think Clover attempted an evil biome fort, if I recall it lasted two or three turns without Wrex's involvement.
Post by: Taupe on May 21, 2015, 12:08:58 am
It begins as a normal tutorial, where I almost try to create something functional. Then whiskey and random naming happens, and we suddenly have a fort made of Salt-pepper (saltpeter), lime wood, apple-cinnamon logs, coffee branches, and tea workbenches. the fort is ran by scrooge mcduck, who is ordering nothing but gems and goldpieces, and names random monsters ''golddrain''. He's claimed every single room in the fort.
The fort is delicious, but nobody has any actual food. The hunters, including myself, venture outside to hunt a bull. they shoot him once, anger it, run out of bolts and run away. here comes fatty, the cook girl,. Fatty is slow. the hunters ran away while she gets trampled by an angry bull. Begin the construction of a giant inverted goauld pyramid. the whole army is now made of Jaffas from stargate. The bull enters the fort. it hungers for blood. Scrooge mcduck is trampled, but doesnt die. He's just... exhausted. under the bull. The bull is also exhausted and passed out.
its an arid map during the dry seasopn. everyone is hungry, thirsty and exhausted. For 4 months, people show up in the middle of the farm to punch a buffalo. they are accompanied by 8 dogs. Huntrs shoot it a couple of times, go fishing, wander the fort, chat with friends, go to sleep, and repeat. Everyone is exhausted, thirsty, and nobody is getting injured. After two months the buffalo's left ear is bloodied.
The manager is still stuck under the buffalo and cant escape. The doctor is called bonebabe. she is a dissector, a bone doctor, and a bone carver. girl has issues is what I'm saying. Soon the whole fort is buuilt around people punching the buffalos. Woodcutters chop the nearest trees, haulers get it close, crafters make some bolts, hauler store them near the buffalo, and each morning the hunters grab some wooden bolts, shoot the buffalo for two hours then go take a walk. Everyone is slowly turning into a bodybuilder by just punching the beef thing. the greatest fighter is DateRape-San, who'se both a great kicker, great wrestler, great ambusher, and excelent liar. He's also proficient with spears.
People set the stockpiles near the beefalo because its simpler for people who need drinks. Or food. We want to quit but we cant. we need to know how it ends. People complete the goauld tower, then use it as an observation tower to check on the fight. We cut all the trees that block the view. The fight is so long, the crafters are slowly building a hundred crossbows to practice bow-making, just so eventually we'll have weapons good enough to injure it. the courtyard is covered in 800 logs, crossbows and quivers. out of 25 dwarves, twelve are fighting the bull constantly, and the others are industrializing the fight. Some people actually took the time to build a depot, trade for an anvil, then trade for metal, then build some furnaces, made some coal, then built some forges, then created new weapons just so the army could eventually kill the fucking thing.
Then, on the 28th day of the twelvth month, the game crashed right before it could save, two days before autosaving. we will never know how this battle end. nobody will ever win. somewhere in an alternate reality of drunk fortress, a single fortress exists in limbo, where the entire colony is dedicated body and soul to the constant punching of a single buffalo, a fight that will never conclude.
Post by: Bobnova on May 21, 2015, 12:26:37 am
Post by: Kamin on May 21, 2015, 12:44:10 am
Then, on the 28th day of the twelvth month, the game crashed right before it could save, two days before autosaving. we will never know how this battle end. nobody will ever win. somewhere in an alternate reality of drunk fortress, a single fortress exists in limbo, where the entire colony is dedicated body and soul to the constant punching of a single buffalo, a fight that will never conclude.This is one of my favorite pieces of Drunkfort poetry now. Forever, into eternity.
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 21, 2015, 10:04:27 am
And yeah, I'd found some unexplained retired fort in Shoruke's save instead of Drunk Venice. Sorry.
This also leaves the issue of which save will get used next turn. ;w;
Post by: Scruffy on May 21, 2015, 11:03:04 am
This also leaves the issue of which save will get used next turn. ;w;I suppose that the next drunk can decide, though having two forts running parallel for a while might not be all that horrible either. Atleast until one crumbles.
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 21, 2015, 11:09:46 am
Post by: Scruffy on May 21, 2015, 11:28:37 am
That would be derptastic yet entertaining.Not in the same time by the same player ::)
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 21, 2015, 11:50:41 am
Post by: Camulus on May 21, 2015, 02:12:31 pm
Heeemmm may take tuern
Oh yeah watch this.:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWj-g70lTCQ
listeeen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zdg-AMv8tw
Humans all the same en yer doifferenyt.......
I noe see that life is the only thing, nit to waste.
Yes, all is meaningless)(nihilisthere)
Buuuut enyoment is tsitll posiible
Post by: Camulus on May 21, 2015, 02:15:41 pm
(https://i.imgflip.com/lsh8c.jpg)
Jweeeeeyyyyyyy all me forts are boring but my pictures are drunk as churchill evereadayayaya...
Oh shoruke, any tips on learning japanese?
Want tah undertsand teh animes and teh films
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 21, 2015, 04:00:24 pm
Post by: Camulus on May 21, 2015, 04:05:40 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 21, 2015, 04:14:22 pm
Post by: Scruffy on May 21, 2015, 04:24:07 pm
Wait? That is in 6½ hours? Fuck
Post by: Naryar on May 22, 2015, 03:25:31 am
,eh dot 2 drunk b4 plwyinn good night[pppl
Sleep. The great enemy.
field exercises in wildlife management
Does it include killing elves ?
Post by: Shoruke on May 22, 2015, 09:24:44 am
...and then it took me 2 hours to get home and my drunk wore off. And I've already spent $20 on alcohol today. So... no turn today.
But I may (for other reasons) be moving closer to that place at the start of next month, so, maybe on another friday.
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 22, 2015, 04:54:17 pm
Post by: Shoruke on May 22, 2015, 05:08:50 pm
Oh shoruke, any tips on learning japanese?Step 1: Memorize the Hiragana and Katakana alphabets.
Want tah undertsand teh animes and teh films
Step 2: Memorize this (http://www.guidetojapanese.org/grammar_guide.pdf) in its entirety
Step 3: Google a thing called Memrise, it'll learn you some diction
Step 4: Find someone who speaks fluent Japanese, and bribe them with food to let you speak terrible Japanese at them on a regular basis until you suck less.
Once you speak Japanese poorly, you can listen to TV shows or animes or other people talking or whatever, and learn to speak Japanese better.
Grats.
As for learning how to read, FIIK, even Japanese people think Kanji is hard.
Post by: Camulus on May 22, 2015, 05:28:40 pm
Post by: Chevaleresse on May 26, 2015, 05:22:56 pm
Post by: Naryar on May 29, 2015, 08:54:43 am
Post by: Naryar on May 29, 2015, 03:06:55 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 29, 2015, 03:15:26 pm
Post by: SanDiego on May 29, 2015, 04:06:58 pm
Post by: Naryar on May 29, 2015, 04:16:10 pm
Drunkdragon derps again? owo
go on
you're our only hope
ah why have I to play leia
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 29, 2015, 04:19:27 pm
ah why have I to play leia
Because of the two derpdragons here, you look better in a bikini. o3o
Post by: Naryar on May 30, 2015, 03:21:09 am
you look better in a bikini.
I will drink from your skull!
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 30, 2015, 03:29:23 am
Post by: Camulus on May 30, 2015, 05:27:20 am
Post by: Chevaleresse on May 30, 2015, 08:48:57 pm
Post by: Bobnova on May 30, 2015, 11:08:40 pm
WTF?
Here I am drunkish, and there's nobody playing Drunk Fortress for me to read and laugh
Bah.
my house is clean though.
I clean like a dorf?
EDIT:
Anybody else drunk?
Someone save me from this fate of taking a turn. I know where it ends.
Hangovers on Sunday, still drunk.
You know you fucked up if you're hungerover AND
I should probably take another shot. I can stil mostly type and think ceherantly. until I attempt coherently, I guess.
I BLAME YOU FOR EVERYHING!
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 30, 2015, 11:26:13 pm
Post by: Bobnova on May 30, 2015, 11:45:33 pm
Scruffy's. I move that Shoruke's be used when the water fort finally dies for the last time.'
I don't guarantee a very long turn, I may bail pretty quick, depends on Things.
Post by: Bobnova on May 30, 2015, 11:53:55 pm
MY NEW RULE THAT I AM MAKING DUE TO BEING ABLE TO MAKE A RULE BECAUSE I'M DRUNK AS DRUNK AND AM TAKING A TURN PLAINY DRUNK FUCKING FORTRESS IS THUSLY:
452°.f: He who is playing Dwarf Fortress while DRUNK shall not intentionally pause the game at ANY TIME, excluding pauses as REQUIRED by the BUILDING process. He (She) who is guilty of pausing the game for any reason beyond those mandated by the DWARD FORTRESS SOFTWARE shall be found guilty of DELAY OF GAME and fined FIFTEEN (15) YARDS and TWO (2) ALCOHOL UNITS.
This is going to be the officela post. I'll edit it as go.
9:44pm: many shots. How amny? Don't know.
Have installed Scruffy's save. Looks like a mess.
(http://www.bobnova.com/transfer/drunkfortress/1.png)
9:48: We have no miners.
Bobnova is now a miner/.
9:50 ordered slabs engraved for the first few ghosts. We'll see how far that goes.
My guess? Not far.
9:51pm: WTF?! Firsdt off Bobnova is alive, this is wonderful and so rare. Secondly my icon is a FUCKING DORF CORPSE! What the hell? Somewthing is seriously fucked here IMO.
I resetnt this implication. I should probably take another shot because of this.
By should I mean should bnot. By shold not aI mean pribably will.
What the hell has a become of my typing>
I think I'm going to ban myself from pausing, that should help.
(;54: Everybody's icon is a corpse. Weird. PyLNP must have fucked up installing Ironhand. I love Ironhand graphics, they are the best. THem or ASCII! I know two ascii codes! alt+230 is a micro sign and alt+248 is degrees! µ °! I used these FYCKING CONSTANTLY while writing power supply reviews. Nobody else does. Everybody uses u and *. Slackers. Pidgin won't accept ascii codes and it makes me sad :(
nextPM: I'm ceroned by "webbed"/
(http://www.bobnova.com/transfer/drunkfortress/2.png)
10:04pm: wE HAVE many slabs. Many ENGRAVED slabs. Fucking slackers.
(http://www.bobnova.com/transfer/drunkfortress/3.png)
I'm building a slab garden. IO should put statues in it. I wil oorder our completely lack o metalusgrists to create them.
10:14pm: SEVENTY FUCKING SEVEN SLABS! That's hpw ,amy ypu fucks have engraed without FOLLOING THROUGH and doing DUE FUCKING DILLIGENCE and CONSTRUCTIONGING!
I couldeted/.
I was hard.
I also constructed them;.
It was ahrder.
Pretty sure I should go take another shot after ordering the construction of 77 slabs. that's a lot, btw.\
(http://www.bobnova.com/transfer/drunkfortress/4.png)
10:16pm" Ot be fair to those who have gone behfore as overseer, we only have 8 ghosts. I suspect many slabs erre engraved for dorfs safely buried/
(http://www.bobnova.com/transfer/drunkfortress/5.png)
10:18pm:
(http://www.bobnova.com/transfer/drunkfortress/6.png)
ad by Kamin I apparantly mean Kamnin.
WTF movie was it that feaured the Rates of Nim? I watched that a lot. It was good. I'd totally watch it with my kids if it wouldnt send my younger kid into shock. He does not feal well at all with emotional conflict in moies. Hes; six. To be fair I don't eal with it especially well either, but I'm orlder and can bury my emotions under ..... fragile things>? Alcohol? I donno.
In any event, whatever the fuck it was I expect the older kid would enjoy and the younger kid would not, at all.
To be fair, it always made me sad in parts too.
10:22p,: (http://www.bobnova.com/transfer/drunkfortress/7.png)
10:26pm: Oh fuck.
(http://www.bobnova.com/transfer/drunkfortress/8.png)
We're in some shit now, there're only five of us. Time to guess which lever closes the gates. We have gates right?
Also time to take the laundry out of the dryer, according to the dryer.
I'm leaving the game paused (paused by the game due to an ambuse that will prbbaly fuck us over copletely, not me. I am not pausi9ng the game. I suggest this as a rule. Fuck
11:13PM:
I'm out of vodka.
11:14pm:
Ambush appears to ba s single amphibean man blowgunner. I've locked him into an unused bedroom. FUck his couch.
(http://www.bobnova.com/transfer/drunkfortress/9.png)
11:25pm: Kamin doesn't seem overly happy:
(http://www.bobnova.com/transfer/drunkfortress/10.png)
11:31: Kamnin has become depressed.
I am not shocked.
Save:
http://bobnova.com/transfer/drunkfortress/DrunkFortress.zip (http://bobnova.com/transfer/drunkfortress/DrunkFortress.zip)
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 30, 2015, 11:56:24 pm
Post by: Taupe on May 30, 2015, 11:59:59 pm
Quote
(;54: Everybody's icon is a corpse. Weird. PyLNP must have fucked up installing Ironhand. I love Ironhand graphics, they are the best. THem or ASCII! I know two ascii codes! alt+230 is a micro sign and alt+248 is degrees! µ °! I used these FYCKING CONSTANTLY while writing power supply reviews. Nobody else does. Everybody uses u and *. Slackers. Pidgin won't accept ascii codes and it makes me sad
This is suggesting a very weird existence in which you are constantly reviewing power supplies. Just how many power supplies are you buying and why do you need to keep buying more and more and review them?
Post by: Bobnova on May 31, 2015, 12:26:03 am
Quote(;54: Everybody's icon is a corpse. Weird. PyLNP must have fucked up installing Ironhand. I love Ironhand graphics, they are the best. THem or ASCII! I know two ascii codes! alt+230 is a micro sign and alt+248 is degrees! µ °! I used these FYCKING CONSTANTLY while writing power supply reviews. Nobody else does. Everybody uses u and *. Slackers. Pidgin won't accept ascii codes and it makes me sad
This is suggesting a very weird existence in which you are constantly reviewing power supplies. Just how many power supplies are you buying and why do you need to keep buying more and more and review them?
Ahh, I worked for overclockers.com and Funkykit.com as a reviewer. Companies sent me stuff, I tested it and wrote up the reviews. Many of these things were power sypplies. I was one of mayaby ix peiple who had or had built funcitonal PSU test rigs and could actually do a real PSU review. Most PASU reviewers plug it in and use sofware tolos for voltage readings. This is shit. It is, well, I might actually get in trouble for saying ot. it. In any vent, I checked a lot of 'em out.
Zotac blacklisted me.
I acutally like Zotac as a company, but their PR/marketing department can gtfo.
Post by: Bobnova on May 31, 2015, 09:59:02 am
Did get the save and images up though I think.
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 31, 2015, 10:24:13 am
Post by: Taupe on May 31, 2015, 12:12:02 pm
Post by: Bobnova on May 31, 2015, 06:42:33 pm
Hilarious turn as always. If I'd been thinking I would've pestered you for dorfing when I had the chance. owo
Only five dorfs alive, all are named. You're outta luck till immigrants show up or the fortress collapses.
Unless you can name ghosts...
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 31, 2015, 07:11:28 pm
Post by: Naryar on June 01, 2015, 04:23:19 am
Ah, well, you are the law. *obligatory judge dredd reference*
Also apparently bobnova is an emotional drunk.
Post by: Chaoseed on June 01, 2015, 03:31:07 pm
WTF movie was it that feaured the Rates of Nim? I watched that a lot. It was good. I'd totally watch it with my kids if it wouldnt send my younger kid into shock. He does not feal well at all with emotional conflict in moies. Hes; six. To be fair I don't eal with it especially well either, but I'm orlder and can bury my emotions under ..... fragile things>? Alcohol? I donno.
In any event, whatever the fuck it was I expect the older kid would enjoy and the younger kid would not, at all.
To be fair, it always made me sad in parts too.
The Secret of NIMH! Yeah, I watched that a lot as a kid too. Somewhere in my parents' house there is a videotape labeled 'BAD RAT', which was my adorable kiddie name for the movie.
...And there's a live-action/CGI remake in the works (http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/03/04/live-actioncg-rats-of-nimh-movie-in-the-works). Huh.
Post by: SanDiego on June 01, 2015, 05:09:07 pm
Post by: Bobnova on June 01, 2015, 08:41:26 pm
WTF movie was it that feaured the Rates of Nim? I watched that a lot. It was good. I'd totally watch it with my kids if it wouldnt send my younger kid into shock. He does not feal well at all with emotional conflict in moies. Hes; six. To be fair I don't eal with it especially well either, but I'm orlder and can bury my emotions under ..... fragile things>? Alcohol? I donno.
In any event, whatever the fuck it was I expect the older kid would enjoy and the younger kid would not, at all.
To be fair, it always made me sad in parts too.
The Secret of NIMH! Yeah, I watched that a lot as a kid too. Somewhere in my parents' house there is a videotape labeled 'BAD RAT', which was my adorable kiddie name for the movie.
...And there's a live-action/CGI remake in the works (http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/03/04/live-actioncg-rats-of-nimh-movie-in-the-works). Huh.
Yeah! That's the one.
"BAD RAT" is pretty hilarious.
Live action/CGI seems.... odd, for that. I'll watch it though, what the hell.
I think I've finally recovered from Drunk Fortress. It took a bit.
Post by: Yoink on June 02, 2015, 03:22:16 am
Quote
Only alcohol will save me from such terrible outcomes, and hilariously enough only being drunk will cause them.^ I think I might have to steel this gem from Taupe's turn to use as metal lyrics someday. :))
Ethanol paradox.
Time for more booze.
Post by: Taupe on June 02, 2015, 03:29:38 am
Post by: Scruffy on June 02, 2015, 07:09:58 am
..someone take a turn soon so I can take another without feeling guilty.
Post by: Naryar on June 03, 2015, 02:51:57 am
This fort is cruisin' for a boozin'
..someone take a turn soon so I can take another without feeling guilty.
Guilt ? You are not drunk enough.
Post by: Shoruke on June 03, 2015, 10:51:08 am
Maybe.
I haven't decided.
Probably, though.
Post by: Yoink on June 03, 2015, 11:07:45 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 04, 2015, 12:24:07 am
Post by: Shoruke on June 04, 2015, 07:27:17 am
bought myself some new haikingubuutsu to climb Mt. Fuji in later
bought some vodka and coke on the way home
put some semi-instant food in the microwave
left the kitch-
*BONK*
FUCK
then I poured myself a vodcoke
AND THEN THIS.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, my room is one of those "I didn't want to believe Hollywood about how small some apartments are in Japan, but holy shit it's all true" kinds of places.
I AM HAVING THE MOST UNDERWHELMING WORST DAY EVER, EVER
TIME TO GET DRUNK AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES
Post by: MarcAFK on June 04, 2015, 08:25:44 am
So I went out to Ikkebukurowoohoo!
bought myself some new haikingubuutsu to climb Mt. Fuji in later
bought some vodka and coke on the way home
put some semi-instant food in the microwave
left the kitch-
*BONK*
FUCK
then I poured myself a vodcoke
AND THEN THIS.Not only does my iPhone 5 S-Stands-For-Stupid take pictures sideways, not only are the pictures in ridiculously high resolution ONLY in the context of my putting them on this forum where a more moderate size would be appropriate, but also my chopsticks didn't break along the line.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, my room is one of those "I didn't want to believe Hollywood about how small some apartments are in Japan, but holy shit it's all true" kinds of places.
I AM HAVING THE MOST UNDERWHELMING WORST DAY EVER, EVER
TIME TO GET DRUNK AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES
edit:
Quote from: shoruke
Another productive year from a seasoned administrator.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shoruke on June 04, 2015, 11:14:22 am
But enough about that, let's crack open this save and...
Oh, gods, I have to deal with THIS shit again? The outside is more red than green, I zoomed to the first dorf on the list, and I thought he was dead. There are two ghosts standing on top of Kamin.
Gonna... need more drinking before I start.
*drinks OP vodcokes and learsn me some japanasee dicstion*
OKAY mental backspace :disabdle
Spoiler: dumbledore kills Aeris or some shit I dunno (click to show/hide)
here's the post
here's the save(slow ass internet) here (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10903)
here's the fukkin'... if that didn't work http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10903
new ruel: if you speak any jpaanese at all, you must do your next turn ENTIRELY IN JAPAANESE! and then also run it through Google Trasnlate and post that too.
MWEHEHE i hate myself for this rule already.
/me passes the fuck out and gets hungover
Post by: TheFlame52 on June 04, 2015, 11:34:02 am
Post by: Bobnova on June 04, 2015, 08:20:30 pm
Hilarious turn, I lol'd multiple times.
Now we can use the new fort someone made a bit ago, or make a new fort. I think that one's had it.
Too many ghosts to plant slabs to get rid of ghosts isn't a great sign.
I had no idea we had merchants. Oops.
Post by: Chaoseed on June 04, 2015, 09:03:32 pm
Hilarious turn, too. :D
Post by: MarcAFK on June 04, 2015, 09:31:38 pm
Now we can use the new fort someone made a bit ago, or make a new fort. I think that one's had it.Yeah, I don't think there's anything left for scruffy to break, short of letting the Honkers out.
Post by: Scruffy on June 04, 2015, 10:44:28 pm
Or, you know, pull 'the' lever.Now we can use the new fort someone made a bit ago, or make a new fort. I think that one's had it.Yeah, I don't think there's anything left for scruffy to break, short of letting the Honkers out.
Post by: MarcAFK on June 04, 2015, 11:44:58 pm
But that would 'fix' all of the problems!Or, you know, pull 'the' lever.Now we can use the new fort someone made a bit ago, or make a new fort. I think that one's had it.Yeah, I don't think there's anything left for scruffy to break, short of letting the Honkers out.
Post by: Naryar on June 05, 2015, 08:14:29 am
I can do it in french if you want. Maybe it'll make my turn more sexy ? HAH !
also shoruke, that turn was amazing. Damn.
Post by: Taupe on June 05, 2015, 08:05:05 pm
Quote
is that supposssed to happnIt means he broke his dick.
x malesign x
Post by: Kamin on June 05, 2015, 10:34:20 pm
Don't know if srs... ::)Quoteis that supposssed to happnIt means he broke his dick.
x malesign x
Post by: Naryar on June 06, 2015, 03:28:41 am
Post by: Shoruke on June 06, 2015, 05:38:35 am
I can do it in french if you want. Maybe it'll make my turn more sexy ? HAH !Go for it. The point is to play International Telephone. I was mostly trying to impose the challenge on myself, but if you wanna go All The Way Crazy For The Lolz, do it.
Post by: Bobnova on June 06, 2015, 06:37:55 pm
I can do it in french if you want. Maybe it'll make my turn more sexy ? HAH !Go for it. The point is to play International Telephone. I was mostly trying to impose the challenge on myself, but if you wanna go All The Way Crazy For The Lolz, do it.
Someone take a tuuuuuurn!
EDIT:
I'm on call, so I can't.
I don't think my work would appreciate smashed drunk IT departments.
(Though some IT departments have appreciated some drunk IT people in the past: http://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/2coi5n/ That's not me)
Post by: Shoruke on June 08, 2015, 10:30:42 am
not happening today, but maybe on like, thursday or something.
Post by: Kamin on June 08, 2015, 03:47:16 pm
I suppose, since the fort is good and trashed, I could take a double-turn and start a new fort and nobody would really mind...Go for it! Let me know if you make a new fort or use the alternative. Historically, the rules each successive overseer imposes only last for the duration of a single fort. If you feel like making this a rules fort, have fun and be punishing ;D
not happening today, but maybe on like, thursday or something.
Post by: Yoink on June 09, 2015, 12:42:09 pm
I'm thinking tomorrow I might buy some cider from the local discount supermarket (they sell three 1.25 litre bottles of the stuff for $12 at the moment, it is a steal and I am feel quite larcenous!) and get smashed. I might even do a turn of the ol' Drunk Fortress!
Post by: Taupe on June 09, 2015, 01:25:23 pm
The other day I bought some Southern Comfort and Baileys.
I'm thinking tomorrow I might buy some cider from the local discount supermarket (they sell three 1.25 litre bottles of the stuff for $12 at the moment, it is a steal and I am feel quite larcenous!) and get smashed. I might even do a turn of the ol' Drunk Fortress!
Dude, at this point it's not even about taking a turn or not. Get those bottles and stockpile them, that's a ridiculous price for some awesome drinks. Acquire them all!
Post by: MarcAFK on June 10, 2015, 06:46:28 am
Post by: Taupe on June 10, 2015, 11:12:36 am
during my blackout i apparently purchased a piano
Post by: Kamin on June 10, 2015, 03:03:44 pm
Sadly i have a hard time drinking cider since i got so drunk on it we got kicked out of a restaurant... then i blacked out and woke up in my bathtub, naked with a pair of winter boots, a wolf blanket and my spare change sticking to my forehead. now all i can taste is tye devilish taste of iron.
during my blackout i apparently purchased a piano
Oh my God. This. This. Taupe, I am sorry for what happened, and I'm not laughing -at- you, but... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Post by: Yoink on June 10, 2015, 11:48:54 pm
Cider makes playing Battlefield so much less frustrating, it's great. I don't think I've ever been THAT drunk on it, though, haha.
Also, I probably won't be able to take a turn until... tomorrow night at the earliest, but more feasibly the day after.
Anyone else who wants to get wasted and have a bash at the fort, go ahead. Shoruke?
Post by: Taupe on June 10, 2015, 11:56:38 pm
Post by: Shoruke on June 11, 2015, 08:55:20 am
Vodka + Peach Soda is a scary combo. Even mostly sober, I can hardly taste the alcohol, which is usually the biggest mitigating factor of my drunkenness.
I'm going to just start a new fort, continuing on from my previous post. No sense downloading an alternate timeline when I already have one saved.
Post by: MarcAFK on June 11, 2015, 09:08:36 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 11, 2015, 09:28:48 am
No sense downloading an alternate timeline when I already have one saved.
Scheisse. ;w;
Oh well. Bring us glorious drunken hijinks.
Post by: Shoruke on June 11, 2015, 01:36:40 pm
な
EDIT: Okay, yes, so why does it give me an error that says the message body was left empty... :-\
gimme a sec while I try to troubleshoot someone else's webste while dizzyingly drunk
Spoiler: jpn turn starts NAO (click to show/hide)
fuck it, I need to sober up before bed to prevent hangovers and it's 3:30 AM. Here's half a bridge and some migrants, have fun, fuck this language fuck everything, fucking fuck.
"temperate" climate, my ass...
pardon my terrilbe Japanese, and also please excuse Google Translate for being even worse than me. They don't know any better.
Here's the save, hotlinking is hard: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10923
Oh, and, here's the Googel Trasnlated turn.
HAHAHAHAHA
GOOD FUCKIN' LUCK
maybe tomorrow I'll take a shot at translating my own turn into actual fucking English
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Taupe on June 11, 2015, 01:46:36 pm
Quote
See 1) wikiThis is GOLD.
Make 2) wiki of instruction
3) get the militia
4)???
5) moisten
Post by: Shoruke on June 11, 2015, 01:50:01 pm
fuck man, I can't even English right now.
Spoiler: cont'd (click to show/hide)
Yeah, I guess the post was just too long. wlel here you go
Post by: Yoink on June 11, 2015, 02:02:15 pm
I don't know, I'm tired but I think this turn made more sense than the usual ones in a language I sometimes understand.
Maybe I'll read the translation tomorrow!
Post by: Taupe on June 11, 2015, 02:03:58 pm
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I don't know, I'm tired but I think this turn made more sense than the usual ones in a language I sometimes understand.That's because google translate makes more effort to correct spelling mistakes than we actually do. what we lose in correct syntax we make up for it in sheer amounts of recognizable words.
EDIT: Depending on whether or not my friends want to be cool fun people or not tonight, I may or may not take a turn. This will be a beer-only adventure tho, as the rain and my lack of cars means I'm not willing to grab some stronger shit today.
EDITY le second: Friends showed up, drank everything I had, somewhat drunk but not enough to take a good turn and nothing to keep the drunk up. Won't be playing.
Post by: Yoink on June 11, 2015, 02:05:56 pm
Post by: Kamin on June 11, 2015, 07:01:17 pm
Polite reminder to please refer to the poll. The Voice of the People has spoken: MOAR DONG CONSTRUCTIONS
Post by: Shoruke on June 11, 2015, 11:51:55 pm
We embarked on top of a frozen lake, which sat higher than the lip of the volcano. When the thaw came, the Dwarves that were outside all fell, hit their heads, and drowned. The paved ice roads all melted but the walls around the ramp didn't, and the water fell into the volcano and solidified it.
Oh, wait. The volcano rim was the ice. At -1Z, there was no rock around the volcano, just a circle of ice.
Spoiler: merely hungover English, instead of drunk-ass Google Translate English (click to show/hide)
And, in case some silly drunk person can't figure out to navigate to five posts ago on their next turn, here's the save (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10923)
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 12, 2015, 11:22:14 am
Post by: Shoruke on June 13, 2015, 02:10:49 am
we don't even need drunken shenanigans to fuck it up for us, nature will do it on its own. Being drunk in this fort is like, one of the world's biggest challenges, and challenge is why we play drunk fort.
Post by: TD1 on June 13, 2015, 01:09:38 pm
Post by: Taupe on June 13, 2015, 03:19:17 pm
Post by: Yoink on June 13, 2015, 07:41:52 pm
There is only one Shoruke. A girl knows his name...Y'know now that you mention it that's who you reminded me of back a few turns ago, haha.
This is clearly too big a coincidence to be, well, a coincidence. New headcanon acquired.
Post by: Shoruke? on June 14, 2015, 03:56:57 am
According to the poll, there is more than one Shoruke. Hence, Shoruke is either Pathos or the Many Faced God.That indeed seems to be the case, for I too, am Shoruke.
Post by: Shoruke on June 14, 2015, 05:15:24 am
Aw, you did that, just to lightheartedly troll me?According to the poll, there is more than one Shoruke. Hence, Shoruke is either Pathos or the Many Faced God.That indeed seems to be the case, for I too, am Shoruke.
I'm flattered, really.
Post by: TD1 on June 14, 2015, 12:23:04 pm
Who is the real Shoruke?
Is it you? Is it you? Is it....me?
Post by: Bobnova on June 14, 2015, 12:40:29 pm
Post by: Scruffy on June 14, 2015, 03:25:21 pm
Post by: Kamin on June 14, 2015, 03:27:37 pm
Shoruke is Legion.Shoruke hath become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.
Post by: Shoruke on June 14, 2015, 10:43:35 pm
EDIT: If nobody else has taken a turn by Friday evening (Japan time), I will go hit up that Language Bar in Takadanobaba, abuse the everloving fuck out of their "all you can drink for 2,000 yen" policy (2,000 円 is $20 btw), then come home and take a triple-turn.
If somebody has taken a turn by then, I'm probably still going to do all of that, it just won't be a triple-turn when I do.
Post by: Naryar on June 15, 2015, 10:08:02 am
3) get the militia
4)???
5) moisten
Priceless quote is priceless.
Unsure of when can I take a turn. Certainly have the booze for it, but I have a curfew. :-\
Post by: sean_hyer on June 15, 2015, 09:31:49 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shoruke on June 15, 2015, 09:59:44 pm
I am drunk.
[...]
I have no idea what I am doing!
Sounds like you've got this pretty much cased! :P
To put pictures in your post, it has to be a picture that is uploaded on the internet, and you copy its URL and put it between [ img ] tags. There's a button to create the image tags, it looks like a framed picture of some trees.
In case that doesn't quite make sense, I'll put a picture in this post, and you can click the Quote link on this post to see what it looks like when you try to post a picture.
(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/AXB_pets/Pioneer_SmartCat/Ultimate_Post_wCat._V402326037_.jpg)
Post by: Kamin on June 15, 2015, 10:04:15 pm
Post by: MarcAFK on June 15, 2015, 10:25:34 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: sean_hyer on June 15, 2015, 10:45:31 pm
And wow, no tolerences at all.
What's an imageuplaodsiute I canuse?
Sorry I keepmissing spacebars I have problems with it it's hard.
Justto showyou whatti mean, I'm gonna post what Igot so far ^^
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: sean_hyer on June 16, 2015, 12:09:35 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Long story short. I killed theminer. I waited for thecaravan. It got bugfed and neverentered the map. Maybe i built thefdapot rong?
And I amired so I am giving up and going tobb ed. This wasa bad bababad bad plan :(
utstill. Ifsomeone elsedoes it. Digatunnel. Nobridged. Bridegs are dumb.
Sorry, Iill tryto gettin done tommorow when i get less drunked drunken thingy *drunk* thassa word ahaa!
Post by: sean_hyer on June 16, 2015, 12:11:29 am
Ithign that shouldtell you all you nedto kno ^^
I failso bad sorry do better next time g'nigh sleep times
Post by: Taupe on June 16, 2015, 12:54:16 am
Anyhow, welcome aboard. I'm sure any part of you that's not directly connected to your liver will have mucho fun.
Post by: Kamin on June 16, 2015, 01:26:28 am
Good luck recovering, dear Sean! Fantastic turn, and can't wait for pictures. You're going to fit in very well here, my friend. :P
Post by: MarcAFK on June 16, 2015, 01:44:01 am
Post by: Kamin on June 16, 2015, 01:49:14 am
FYI if you lose your only pick and the caravan dont bring one buy some copper crap and smelt it down.MARC! Don't tell us how to live! This is !!DRUNKFORT!!
Post by: MarcAFK on June 16, 2015, 02:05:31 am
Post by: Kamin on June 16, 2015, 02:19:05 am
Well I would suggest melting down the skulls of elven traders but for some reason you can't make tools out of corpses.
On this point, we are in full agreement.
Damnable Elves and their non-metal skeletal structure...
Post by: Shoruke on June 16, 2015, 03:08:42 am
Well I would suggest melting down the skulls of elven traders but for some reason you can't make tools out of corpses.
On this point, we are in full agreement.
Damnable Elves and their non-metal skeletal structure...
Pffft. You just need more fey moods, and make a pick out of bone at the craftdorf's shop. How do you think the first anvil was made?
Incidentally, our anvil is probably in the lakebed along with those corpses and a bunch of our other supplies...
Post by: Naryar on June 16, 2015, 04:20:13 am
Post by: Bobnova on June 16, 2015, 09:27:32 am
Okay yougys I just kilelde oput only miner and lost his pick. Think you mightweanna skip myturn. Lava is ahrd.
Nono, that's not how this works.
No miner? No pick? AWESOME SURPRISE FOR NEXT OVERSEER!
I haven't actually had a chance to read the whole turn yet, but I can assure you that you are doing things correctly!
Post by: sean_hyer on June 16, 2015, 10:15:42 am
I actually wimped out before the whole year was up. We are doing okay-ish, I think. Two more deaths (still no clue what happened to Shoruke), but lots of migrants. And they bought a pick.
What did I actually get done? Hmm. I connected the land to the fort with a tunnel. I walled the merchants in the depot. I made a bunch of memorials (but didn't make one for Shoruke since he died later). Think that's about it?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wow that is a long post. No wonder I didn't get anything done I spent the whole time failing at typing.
I think I will go with the 'costs a shot to look at the wiki' rule.
Oh, and the anvil is safe actually. Built into a forge outside the depot.
I'll upload the save as soon as DFFD sends me an email so I can activate an account.
Post by: Kamin on June 16, 2015, 03:55:28 pm
A man can dream...
Post by: Taupe on June 16, 2015, 04:42:32 pm
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I actually wimped out before the whole year was up.If you didn't, you probably weren't drunk enough.
Post by: sean_hyer on June 16, 2015, 06:20:04 pm
Screw it. Now I have a yahoo mail account I will never use again.
Here's the save: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10931
Post by: MarcAFK on June 17, 2015, 12:09:05 am
Post by: Shoruke on June 19, 2015, 12:48:45 am
Assuming nobody beats me to the punch about 7-9 hours from now.
Post by: Naryar on June 19, 2015, 03:45:09 am
nobody beats me to the punch
knowing you, it won't be punch
Post by: Scruffy on June 19, 2015, 04:08:26 am
Post by: Shoruke on June 19, 2015, 06:47:13 am
Aftr some amount of drinking, I am now going to start drunk Fortressing. So... here I go. Let's see how New Guy did.
Post by: Yoink on June 19, 2015, 07:14:32 am
Post by: Shoruke on June 19, 2015, 10:11:38 am
Spoiler: the turn is in here I think (click to show/hide)
I got notably less drunk than usual.
with all that vodka, I put in more than usual in each vodcoke... with the ersult that I ended up drikning less becasue alcohol is gross XpX
here'zzas save (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10936) or somethin' I don't... mumble mumble... *sleep*
...I was browsing XKCD while waiting for my file to upload n my slow-ass internet. Would you believe, I found this (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/orion_nebula.png).
Post by: Naryar on June 19, 2015, 01:25:49 pm
Post by: Taupe on June 19, 2015, 02:36:59 pm
Ive got four days off in a row next week, so expect at least a turn from me...
Post by: Yoink on June 20, 2015, 01:49:15 am
I have some friends arriving from interstate so I might be expected to booze/smoke with them instead. I dunno. I'll do my best.
I have a bottle of Southern Comfort and a heart full of good intentions, I'll see what I can do.
Post by: Naryar on June 20, 2015, 02:05:18 am
Post by: Naryar on June 20, 2015, 02:31:09 am
9:30 Bon ben c'est bien tôt pour boire... bon j'ouvre la fortresse, et puis je me saoûle
9:38 il n'y a qu'un seul naryar et c'est un manant
bon ben ok
IL N'Y A PAS DE BOBNOAVAS COMMENT UNE TELLE CHOSE PEUT ELLE SE PRODUIRE
BLASPHEME, BLASPHEME JE VIES euh je veux dire DIS
9:43 En train de finir cette bouteille. le buzz de l'alcool ne semble pas venir bien vite. bah
magmaaaaa
toujours en pause, wow quelqu'un a embarqué en plein dans un océan 10/10
et il y a UN VOLCAN DANS CET OCEAN 20/10 j'AIME CETTE EMBARQUEMENT ? embarcation ? non... installation... Carte ? non pas carte on va dire "colonie"
9:48 Dois... boire... plus ! Aussi quelqu'un a fait des DAS en tant que pièges... bah, qui est la tapette ici ? des DAS pour tuer les goblins ? vraiement ? bon dieu il faut arrêter ces conneries parce que la vraie méthode pour tuer un goblin c'est soit le magma soit tu fais une milice puis tu les affrontes honnêtement... ah vraiement
9:52 Quelqu'un a fait un bâtiment phallique... je crois que c'est le nouveau saoûl venu ? en tout cas j'approuve et il faut que je fasse un mât... euh je veux dire que j'érige quelque chose en bois(si possible) comme la dernière forteresse, que ce soit bien pénien si vous voyez ce que je veux dire
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/93924phallic.png)
9:57 j'ai changé un nom de nain... je vous dirai pas qui c'est
9:59 Apparament la salle à manger a des meubles en bois... EN BOIS ! c4est qui l'elfe salopiaud
bon dieu il y a de la bonne pierre juste à côté et quelqu'un construit la salle à manger en BOIS
il doit être jeté dans le volcan je crois
10:04 OK, fini mon demi litre de bière, commencé une autre bière, c'est bon 10/10
je commence à jouer, on est le premier de granite, début du printemps (sans surprise), OK
10:07 premièrement il faut faire un atelier de maçon et probablement un atelier d'artisan nain a côté, pour qu'on aie une salle à manger correcte
aussi c'est apparament un entrepôt de graines et non pas un champ qui lévite dans l'air... ah
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/94436farmplot.png)
je veux dire les sacs et les barils ca existe... quoi on a pas de cuir ? mais ca devrait être facile à résoundre
10:14 ok, l'industrie de la pierre est faite, et naryar est devenu mécanicien... beaucoup, beaucoup mieux que paysan, maintenant il nous faut des meubles en pierre
10:20 ok maintenant il faut agrandir ces chambres, plus de chambres !
10:23 Comment ca un ordre de mine a été annulé à cause de présence de pierre chaude ? Mais mes pauvres nains je suis MAITRE DU MAGMA, je sais ce que je fais quand je creuse à proximité du magma... continuez à creuser... y'a que 10-20 cm de roche entre le magma brûlant et ce que vous creusez de toute facon
10:27 Une caravane d'elfes, qu'est ce qu'ils nous amènent ?
un jaguar, un ocelot, deux phacochères, un thrips géant (bon dieu d'elfes inutiles), et un loup.
hmm voyons... ok il m'ont amené un loup apprivoisé et un jaguar, je vais pas les mettre dans le volcan
vous avez gagné votre vie, elfes.
10:32 OK donc j'ai remplacé toute la merde de bois dans la salle à manger par de la pierre... envie de
maintenant dois commercer avec les elfes
10:35 je leur refourgue la même camelote, des gobelets en or massif comme ca il boivent dans des trucs décents pas leur camelote en bois "naturel"... on a plein d'or natif dans cette fortreress... je vais en faire une industrie des gobelets en or pur (quoique ce doit être merdique vu que l'or pur est hyper-mou comme métal, bon on s'en fout c'est des elfes)
10:40 Evidemment le maître du commerce est en pause... bah putain pourquoi il sont toujours en pause quand on a besoin d'eux ? sois damné shorukekeeeekekeke (zerglingg ahahaha)
10:44 acheté plein de fruits et des vêtements d'elfe (oui je sais c'est un peu limtie mais bon), il est temps de mettre mes bouilleurs de cru à l'oeuvre sur ces fruits
c'est bien quand on a de la variétéré dsur les fruits et les boissons donc
10:46 des migrants ouaaaais
10:56 fini avec donner des noms aux migrants
aussi des nains dorment dans l'entrepôt de trucs ca doit être problématique
PLUS EEDE LITS
11:08 plus de chambre d'abord
et ensuite je fais des lits
ouais
besoin de boire plus !
11:17 Alors j'étais en train de faire une industrie de viane avec boucher, tanneurs, et travailleurs du cuir, et une déchetterie dans le magma...et puis wrex a brûlé. Je crois que mon truc de magma a un peu foiré. trop près, a refaire autre part
parce que le brouillard de magma est un peu trop Amusant pour mon goût.
11:32 Parlant d'amusant... j'avais ouvert cette porte au niveau de l'eau (pour la refermer), évidemment l'eau s'est entrée dans la fortresse et là je cherche juste un moyen qu'elle cesse d'entrer
11:46 il y a de l'eau partout dans la cage d'esaclier
suis en train de faire des escalier d'urgenc
il semble que nous survivrons cetter inondation
11:53 On est sauf. L'eau est en train de s'écouler dans les cavernese,s il y a un peu d'eau dans l'escalier 3x3 principal, mais la forteresse ne tombera pas !
quelques images
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/37774water1.png)
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/77061water2.png)
vous voyez la forteresse est complètement sans danger
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/71825water3.png)
croyez-moi vraiement
Maintenant il n'y a plus qu'à attendre l'automne/hiver à 50 FPS :P
12:12 Eh bien, mes amis bourrés, la forteresse va bien, si ce n'est tout ce bordel d'eau qui va dans les escaliers. En tout cas nous ne mourrons pas noyés. Autremement dit je pense qu'on a besoin d'une milice, donc je vais m'y mettre.
13:04 Je suis en train de construire quelque chose de phallique, après les bâtiments de bois
13:34 Le bâtiment phallique est en train d'être construit, je vais faire une milice avec des armes en bois aussi
14:22 OK, le bâtiment phallique est fini
Aussi la glace est reprise, donc j'ai fermé le trou et il n'y a plus de risque d'inondation
maintenant il me faut des nains de milice
14:36 un lézard-garou
merde
comment je fais pour le lézard-garou
je suppose qu'il me faut faire la tortue et construire des murs
14:40 bon, le lézard-garou est à l'extérieur & on est à peu près sûrs. Demdemeh est a l'extérieur, mordu par le lézard garou. je le considère comme perdu déjà.
le lézard garou est parti parce qu'il est passé en mode gobelin.
14:42 Bah j'en ai assez, c'est 3 saisons dont 2 trop lentes à cause de l'eau. allez, au prochain !
14:46 OK j'ai sauvé le jeu : au prochain, j'upload la forteresse sur DFFD
voilà: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10937
Post by: Naryar on June 20, 2015, 09:21:35 am
Nothing really fun happened, apart from a few deaths due to derping around. More migrants, i built another phallic symbol, there was another flooding but I took care of it, a werelizard but it fled, although Demdemeh is infected, I guess.
Post by: Shoruke on June 20, 2015, 10:11:15 am
Today, we learned that, say what you will about Japan,
Spoiler: thanks, I think I will (click to show/hide)
So... I went.
And got drunk.
The locals figure I am batshit insane for having more than one shot of alcohol at a time (hey, I mixed it with plenty of orange juice...)
So, basically, 14 doses of alcohol and 2 hours later, I figure... I'm going to give my liver a break. I took a turn yesterday, I've been drinking for a while already, I'm going to try to not be a complete retard about my hobbies just now, and avoid hurting myself over video games. No turn from me just now.
Post by: Naryar on June 20, 2015, 10:54:21 am
must have had like five or six for my turn. But I wasn't intending on getting completely trashed.
And I was buzzed but not really very drunk. Oh well, had some alcohol, and enough for inebriation, and played. That's all that matters.
Post by: Taupe on June 20, 2015, 12:51:24 pm
Btw, mister prinny, keep up posting anecdotes, they are very neat.
Post by: Bobnova on June 20, 2015, 01:19:23 pm
Spoiler: "TRANSLATED?!" (click to show/hide)
Had to fix the closing tags, google translate adds a space after a /
Other than that it survived, I think.
Post by: Scruffy on June 20, 2015, 03:13:36 pm
I think that I'll take a turn.
Should I write in finnish? No?
I think I shouldn't
Edit:
I suppose that I'm ready to start.
We have rules? I hate rules. There was a reason we stopped using those.
I could write in finnish but google translate wouldn't be able to translate it properly and I'm sure as hell not going to write it all over again tomorrow to translate
Nonniin. Olen ryypännyt suurimman osan päivästä koska juhannuksena ei kerennyt.
Melkein pullo omaa perunaviiniä, pari kaljaa ouzoa. Kippasin loput paskasta perunaviinistä tuoppiin ja juon sitä parhaillaan. tein myös reilusti burritoja. naudan jauhelihaa, punasipulia, valkosipulia, papuja, riisiä, red and green chili and green peppers.
Jäljellä on vielä tuopillinen tummaa olutta, ouzoa ja pari pulloa mansikkaviiniä joten juotavan loppumisesta ei ole ainakaan pelkoa
perhana kun on pakko kirjoittaa kaikki oikein koska google translate ei ymmärtäisi tekstiä jossa on kirjoitusvirheitä. Ei edes ymmärrä puhekieltä joten pitää kirjoittaa kirjakieltä. erittäin vittumaista ja työlästä
Tallennus on ladattu ja käynnistelen sitä parasta aikaa.
Jäätä. Paljon jäätä.
LIIKAA jäätä. En pidä tästä. Ei enteile hyvää. Ei ole kääpiömäistä. Ei ollenkaan.
..ja taidan olla jo liian kännissä. mitä hemmettiä tässäkin varastossa lienee. sekavaa ja hämmentävää kuin mikä. Pitänee ehkä harkita phoebusia. voin kyllä pelata asciilla ihan yhtä hyvin mutta näyttää sekavalta ja kuvat saattavat vaikuttaa hämmentäviltä muille lukijoille.
(http://i.imgur.com/CJ0vk9N.png)
Koko linnake on siis jatkuvassa tulvavaarassa ja ne osat jotka ovat turvassa tulvavedeltä ovat täynnä magmaa? täydellistä. asiat ovat näköjään kohdillaan. Olisin itsekkin varmasti tehnyt samoin.
(http://i.imgur.com/u8E1jTp.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/wEEZGH8.png)
Ovatko nuo kaikki portteja? ja alla on vain pelkkää jäätä? kyllä
koko sonta romahtaa järveen heti jään sulettua. ei ole mitään mikä tukisi rakenteita. Joku on kyllä nähnyt paljon vaivaa niiden eteen mutta itse taidan kävellä noita seiniä pitkin tai siis niiden päällä olevilla lattioilla.
Uusia kävelyreittejä tulossa. Täällä on perhanasti puuta joten puuseiniä. PALJON puuseiniä. Siinä tämän vuoron projekti. Hmm.. puuseppiä. viitisenkymmentä kääpiötä.
nelisenkymmentä liikenee varmaan rakentamaan.. Tästä se lähtee
..ja google translate ei näköjään saa tästä mitään selkoa.
Luovutan. Kirjoitan englanniksi
Screw the rules. I'm writing in (bad) english
More workshops.
(http://i.imgur.com/MuTUNIj.png)
only two LARGE farms with no proper crop rotation. we are out of seeds too.
Oh, and we are making lavish meals out of booze
built a temporary aboveground farmplot
FDarmer's workshop to process our nasty little oograh, or what ever the trollish word was.
rock pots, beds, bins, tables and chairs on repeat.
started some cloth production while I still can
making some wood stockpiles too
restarting with phoebus. im lazy tonight and it looks prettier
why does scruffy complain abiout not having wood? we have plenty
oh. we are walled off from the surface. meh. we can take care of ourselves and dorfs are a renewable resource. open ing it up
(http://i.imgur.com/us0FAWA.png)
Poured the remaining ouzo in a 2dl glass. Burns nicely since I'm not mixing it with water
Traps. plenty of traps. i generally despise using traps and closed gates but i'll lower my standards and start using them. For now
I kind of prefer the "open doors" policy
(http://i.imgur.com/VoZq0gc.png)
we now have dedicated dorfs for most jobs. no more farmers spending their time brewing or making shoes when they could be planting the next harvest or miners loitering around, hauling garbage or dead dorfs.
camulus is possessing shoruke
(http://i.imgur.com/IY41jDS.png)
A slab should put an end to that. either labbing camulus or slapping shoruke with a slab
slabbing it
i think ill build somthing ..fun
(http://i.imgur.com/h0s6CRf.png)
wiill be pretty dorfdrowning though since I will be digging a deep and wide hole in the ice above the volcano and walling it to prevent flooding
assigned mroe bedrooms and a dorms. should make the angry little midgets a bit less irritated
jervill gave birth. demdemeh is the father
Yet another shork is haunting the fortress
The mayor got moody. I wonder what he will make.
..leatherworkshop. Great. we have a gimp mayor with a beard
bobnova iv froze to death. pussy
dorfs are freezing left and right.
Erm.. I think that I need a chance pf plans.
digging progressing. Only a handfull of dead dorfs
(http://i.imgur.com/SBmM0xW.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Q6RznW0.png)
SPRING!
OH GOD! Get out of there!
(http://i.imgur.com/ko7Xocg.png)
collapse! Shit
Something collapsed into the magma. poor dorfgs. atleast the pick survived
SHIT! the ice above the sections I dug is starting to melt due to the magma below and the dorfs are between the falling water and magma. the obsidian is displacing magma so it is rising up one z-level and melting the trapped dorfs
erm.. oops?
(http://i.imgur.com/XhZcpZt.png)
4/5 of the miners perished but the main goal was accomplished
slapping them. building some coffins too
oh, and i think that I might be a bit drunk
hte ouzo is gone. starting with the dark lager and then strawberry wine
ELVES!
The ice will melt soon. the old gates will collapse
graves- that should suffice. I'm, too drunk to make anyuthing fancier
(http://i.imgur.com/XZSKmzY.png)
melting. MELTING FAST! the temperature must be rising!
Inside! Now!
(http://i.imgur.com/peSEj4S.png)
i did not account for the ice melted by the magma in my plans so the whole damn thing is ruined now. typical
perhaps I can drain the magma? Or perhaps pump out hte water?
OH wait... it is not rising because of being displaced. it is just raising because the volcano is trying to rise to it's original level.
My plan is futile
where are all the dorfs?
Killed by giant olms? When?
MIGRANTS! THE FOOLS!
from 40 dorfs to 63
more water inside the magmapipe is melting
It is rainign water
BOOM! it melts
(http://i.imgur.com/JplumT4.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/FsbpxOP.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/MGLcZv7.png)
I'm draining the excess water from the magmapiep
(http://i.imgur.com/tZMNRdv.png)
should be able to drain it in the caverns near the border of hte embark
Oh, I had a about a dl of ouzo left in another glass.
ARHG! it burns! IT BURNS! managed to swallow some of it in the wrong way, or how ever you say it. got some of it in my windpipe
it burns us, precious
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/41/41903117728f13cd6d7ed40c8a57f9b9fe316fe1c234da6cd30ffc235208ede5.jpg)
I think that hte elves.. drowned? perhaps?
One can hope..
Dr.Murdoc has a pet sow
bstrange collapses on the surface and new bits of obsidian.
How the hell is the magma getting there?
(http://i.imgur.com/r7YK5MK.png)
BUILDING the GOLDEN THRONE!
MAYOR BOB SUPERNOVA ON HIS GOLDEN THRONE, ALL RIGHT IN THE DORFERIUM!
also golden sarcofagi and other crap for named dorfs. It is not like we have any better use of that yellow crap
(http://i.imgur.com/CmSjESk.png)
draining hte water
time to see how highthe magma rises
then we can start planning on the future usage of this crevace
(http://i.imgur.com/gCJAhUW.png)
BEDROOM!
was thinking of something prettier, something fractal but was too drunk
HUMANS! Foul creatures of something or else
something is wrong. Humans look like kobolds. I KNEW USING ANYTHING ELSE THAN ASCII WAS A MISTAKE!
TRAVESTY!
(http://i.imgur.com/x5Z42Rx.png)
the gates did not collapse. Why? I thought that gates needed support from underneath and just support from sides was not enough
seems like I was wroing. Oh well.
newscruffy forgot his trousers in the water drainage pipe.
not sure how to (something, forgot the word) to that
,pre bppze BOOSE booze
(http://i.imgur.com/y82iY6d.png)
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I was wondering how the water got inside the fortress enen though we are sealed. there was a single 1x1 tile hole
(http://i.imgur.com/yNSeHkq.png)
cam't really be bothered to watcvh out for every since dorf life. Just keepuing an eye on the total dorf counta and food/booze. dorfs are rewable
oops
(http://i.imgur.com/kVi6vYe.png)
giant
(http://i.imgur.com/CLnHIne.png)
shoruke valiantly attacked the giantess and bit her while screaming for help
sealed the magmaleak
(http://i.imgur.com/Qd2063P.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/mtqLURm.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/kVLxsvU.png)
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10939
Post by: Bobnova on June 20, 2015, 04:55:51 pm
Interesting
I think that I'll take a turn.
Should I write in finnish? No?
I think I shouldn't
Edit:
I suppose that I'm ready to start.
We have rules? I hate rules. There was a reason we stopped using those.
I could write in finnish but google translate wouldn't be able to translate it properly and I'm sure as hell not going to write it all over again tomorrow to translate
Just go for it in English. Your keyboard is interesting enough as it is :D
Post by: Taupe on June 20, 2015, 06:07:46 pm
Post by: Bobnova on June 20, 2015, 06:38:07 pm
take a ten minutes turn. make a new rule cancelling the old rules. then take a doubleturn.I found the lawyer!
Post by: Naryar on June 21, 2015, 03:36:07 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Although this here "how do I lizard werewolf" quote is priceless. Also some other wins.
Post by: MarcAFK on June 21, 2015, 10:25:40 pm
Good stuff.
Post by: Bobnova on June 21, 2015, 10:59:00 pm
So you've now got 2 werelizards, scruffy doing scruffy things, and My dorf is probably drowned in magma or encased in ice?
Good stuff.
Or both, but yeah.
Someone should take a turn. I can't.
Post by: Naryar on June 22, 2015, 01:27:33 am
Post by: MarcAFK on June 22, 2015, 02:13:35 am
Post by: Naryar on June 22, 2015, 04:55:49 am
Or 3 because Demdeh was bitten.
No, he had a goblin name. The same werelizard also had a goblin name.
Post by: Scruffy on June 22, 2015, 07:15:29 am
Post by: Taupe on June 22, 2015, 08:01:48 am
Kind of tempted to take another turn
Disclaimer, in exactly eight hour i will be starting a turn while chugging unsafe amounts of wine. Make of that what you will.
Post by: Scruffy on June 22, 2015, 08:10:35 am
You got yourself a deal. I will attempt to build something interesting but try not to tamper with Naryar's wooden monument..Kind of tempted to take another turn
Disclaimer, in exactly eight hour i will be starting a turn while chugging unsafe amounts of wine. Make of that what you will.
Post by: Naryar on June 22, 2015, 08:45:02 am
wait till shoruke sees itYou got yourself a deal. I will attempt to build something interesting but try not to tamper with Naryar's wooden monument..Kind of tempted to take another turn
Disclaimer, in exactly eight hour i will be starting a turn while chugging unsafe amounts of wine. Make of that what you will.
Post by: Shoruke on June 22, 2015, 10:24:24 am
Dwereflizard. That's my suggestion for Dwarves.
Dwerefwolves.
Dwerefhedgehogs.
Dwerefaardvarks.
Post by: Scruffy on June 22, 2015, 11:14:42 am
So I've been thinking about this word "werelizard". Y'all know "were-" means "man-", right? But they're not man-lizards, they're Dwarf-lizards. So we need a new acronym. Or several, one each for Dwarves, Goblins, maybe Elves...Weredwarves.
Dwereflizard. That's my suggestion for Dwarves.
Dwerefwolves.
Dwerefhedgehogs.
Dwerefaardvarks.
Poor animals. Turning into horrifying little midgets 29 days a month.
Time to get started. All I have this time is a bottle of 3 year old homemade strawberry wine. The taste has changed a bit during the last year or so. Hard to describe it. Hmm..
I suppose that strawberry wine should be drank between 1-3 years of aging since the flavor seems to be becoming less like strawberry and a bit more like diluted whisky. Not a bad taste though
Just drank 3.5dl during the last 10mins but it feels wasteful to drink it this fast.
Let's continue
I was digging a hole. A hole connecting the volcano to the surface while keeping the water out. It is mostly made of ice but that is dwarven physics for you. I had bit of a problem with water and obsidian from ice melted by the magma and then forgot to account for the rising magma level so had to abandon my original plan of making a large diningroom inside the volcano.
Well, now all I can do is try to get rid of the obsidian walls and floors I origianlly planned on using and let the magma rise. Some channeling should do the trick. Will need grates and whatnot.
Bloody caveins. lost a miner to magmamist and dustcloud pushing it into the magma. Or was it 3 dorfs? No matter. Expendable. Will have to remember that most of hte floor is not supported by anything else than the middle staircase that is hanging from the surface and the walls so channeling wihtout planning is a bad idea.
Also started building a corridor to connect the staircase with the main fortress since the original walkway isn't very dorf-friendly with 4/7 magma and all..
Ordered an area of ice to be dug out so it can be used as raw materials. Hopefully I remember to seal it before the ice melts...
(http://i.imgur.com/uS4nVEN.png)
Will have to dig out the ice above this place and replace it with floors to prevent it all from flooding once hte ice melts. one missed tile and it is obsidian time. Fun ensured
Trying to make sure it won't flood. Walls and floors and all that stuff but won't seal it yeat. I need the ice. Hopefully I will remember to seal it in time..
(http://i.imgur.com/jt2YOoe.png)
I do bnelieve that I'm drunk. All the clues point towards that conclusion. The bottle is finished. I only have one more bottle left and I was planning on saving it for the future but screw that. Future me can just make do wityhout it. Never liked that guy anyway
(http://i.imgur.com/LCYvYnf.png)
Since I had to hollow out the z-levels below to make them waterproof I might aswell dig out hte last z-level and connect the whole thing to the surface. It is raining. Water. Never a good sign.
(http://i.imgur.com/htRq83J.png)
onstant "bring water. no watersource" message spam too. Digging a well. The flooded staircase from earlier turns is a nice watersource. It is muddy but the part with the ramps is deep enough. Perhaps should do something about those doors.. Oh well, two doors is twice as safe so it is safe. The dorfs are not stupid enough to open a door connecting to the sea, right?
(http://i.imgur.com/Sn2loQ7.png)
Was qwondering why nothing was dug. The miners were trapped in the hole they dug (and I think that one froze to death. whimp) Letting them out now. Will build walls around this place and make it waterproof. Waste not, want not. It would be a shame to leave it unused.
(http://i.imgur.com/20AODas.png)
Replacing the ice floors with constructed ice floors so it won't melt but the dorfs are starting to run really low on ice. Shouldne't be a problem around here. Will just have to mine for more. Stripmining a frozen sea. What could possibly go wrong?
(http://i.imgur.com/YI4Z36p.png)
Still not enough ice! WE NEED MORE ICE!
(http://i.imgur.com/gSH96BK.png)
Time to build a roof since so it won't rain inside and the dorfs won't die from the freezing temperature while INSIDE the damn fortress since it is currently roofless and considered t obe outside. Wouldn't want any more lazy bums freezzing to death while sitting next to magma..
(http://i.imgur.com/krWluTg.png)
Bobnova prohibited the export of beds. Lazy bastard. Is he planning on building a fortress out of beds?
(http://i.imgur.com/ldX5Xme.png)
Some nameless bugger made this. Beautiful moistness. Pretty much sums up our migrant situation
Seems like quite a few dorfs are dieing in the caverns. Cave crocodiles and giant olms and such. Something broke all the doors so they are roaming free. Dorfs seem to love hanging around the open caverns too.
Too drunk to be bothered to do anything about it. Just sending out a squad to kill a few giant olms and perhaps haul back a few dead dorfs.
(http://i.imgur.com/WoF153J.png)
This proved to be a nice spot for a depot. Much closer than the previous one and deeper in our fortress so it should be somewhat safe (and easier to loot or seal...)
Ice mining is progressing nicely.
(http://i.imgur.com/RSICZF3.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/zWS75lw.png)
We have a lovely ice roof! Time to get cave-adapted and grumble at the sun
(http://i.imgur.com/ENjXWUJ.png)
I have a the distinct feeling that digging the sea might not be such a great idea so ordered the ice to b edumped inside. Run little fdorfs, run! What could PSOSSIBLTY go wrong with having half the fortress inside the icelayer?
(http://i.imgur.com/1FthbGS.png)
The hole thingie is done and sealed.Not really sure what to do with it though..
Dorf Tek. Building a
Because we care.
(http://i.imgur.com/5z8OwMl.png)
I am getting the distinct feeling that some of the dorfs are not content with the current state of things. Perhaps I shouldn't have ignored their needs for the last year. Wrez is doing what Wrex always does. Bashing peasants with a piece of clothing
(http://i.imgur.com/vL7SJpP.png)
I know! I will make yet another foodroom. forgot the word. eatery? DININGROOM! damn it. Someone will remove it and bu8ld another one next turn most likely. Always happens. Everyone builds a new and "better" dining room eahc turn.
Drunk. Nuff said
(http://i.imgur.com/LMXq95L.png)
Oops. forgout that most of the dining room doesnt have anything to supoprt it so it caved in ahd destroyed part of the constructions below it, thus latting the magma inside. Shit happens. no biggie
Will just have to try to plug it somehow
(http://i.imgur.com/pbWgNU4.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/aUjNb3N.png)
It melted. Hardly any dorfs died so it was a great success. That large icemine caused a nice little hole in the sea
(http://i.imgur.com/SHf9Mic.png)
tehe durst has settled so I cn start sealing the hole. luckily the magma hasn't reached high enough yet.
..the magma isn't evaporating or hardening or what ever
Will jst use the hole above to cast it with obsidian. There is that "well" (raed: flooded parts of the fortress) nearby so it shouldn't take long
(http://i.imgur.com/XkuJhtL.png)
Diningroom is ready to receave drunken midgets Notice the floorless walkways with grilles and lovely little 3z-level drops to the volcano and magmasea.
Ordered some golden statues to be crafted
forgot about the bedrooms and greaves. Graves.Dug large areas for them but forgot to do anytning with them. Woah. So many beds. And grtilles. And other random crap that I forgot on reapted REpeat crafting a year ago since I was too concentrated on building
Will try to build a hosital so the dorfs will stop whining about dieing due to the lack of medical care. Has been happening for quite a while now
Also built some more beds. We have about 80 dorfs but enough beds for perhaps 20. Might explain why so many of them are going melan cholic, rambling or berserk.
(http://i.imgur.com/pdl84iR.png)
fuck damsp stones
fuck olms. lost so many dorfs to giant olms and cave crocs
forgot ti assign jobs for migrants. gotten two waves of them. assigning some fast whjile i still vacn be bothered
Can I just store the dieing dorfs in a stockpile and letre the haulers sort it out?
(http://i.imgur.com/FbvMfv7.png)
Enmgravings and statues. Nearly half of the gold statues are hyst statues of various shorukes doing random crap and admiring stuff
85 drorfs
(http://i.imgur.com/xio0mf7.png)
what the hell naryar? just how easily entertained are you? staring at charis and tables makes you happy? good for you=
(http://i.imgur.com/bJ0tC0U.png)
Eating in a wooden hall onnarrow ledges with a dew z-levels plummet into magma all around an all walkways beoing just granite grilles with no floor belowe while being surrounded from all sides by golden statues of various shorukes admiring random crap or deing of illness?
All in all a good diningroom
Welcome ot ICEFORTRESS! Apply for a migratiuon permit in the nearest overseer's office today!
We got ICE! MAGMA! GIANT OLMS! FUN AND GAMES! GOLD! Often in an exotic mixture of multiple of previously nmentioned features in te same room with ou in the middle!
So many wonderful ways of enjoyuing your short life here in ICEFORTRRESS!
Freezing to death while trapped or just working outside! getting crushd by a cavein! Taking a refresthhing swim in magma! Learning to swim in hte sea! Doing both in hte same time and becoming encased in obsidian, or if that is not your thing, freezing in a block of ice or perhaps stnading on thin ice during spring.
what ever is your thing, we got it. So many uinexpercted ways to end your sorry drunken life
(http://i.imgur.com/oNp0UWR.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/rECmr7B.png)
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10945
Post by: Taupe on June 22, 2015, 11:28:42 am
So I've been thinking about this word "werelizard". Y'all know "were-" means "man-", right? But they're not man-lizards, they're Dwarf-lizards. So we need a new acronym. Or several, one each for Dwarves, Goblins, maybe Elves...What about ''fuckers''...?
Dwereflizard. That's my suggestion for Dwarves.
Dwerefwolves.
Dwerefhedgehogs.
Dwerefaardvarks.
Post by: Scruffy on June 22, 2015, 11:35:20 am
the save is up.
I'm going to lie down
Post by: TD1 on June 22, 2015, 11:37:48 am
:P
Post by: Shoruke on June 22, 2015, 11:46:28 am
I really want to download the save and have a look around to see how much of it is awesome and how much is messed up, but it'd ruin the surprise for if I happen to take the next turn...
Post by: Taupe on June 22, 2015, 11:52:30 am
The fact that this is a real fort that exists and is made by drunken people is incredible. Also incredible us how much im bond to fuck thus up accidentally soon.
Hell im sober and i dont undetstand how this thing works.
Four hours until shitfacery...
Post by: Shoruke on June 22, 2015, 12:09:38 pm
Four hours until shitfacery...Hey, awesome, I'mma look at the fort before you take your turn then. I don't need to worry about spoiling it for myself! 8)
*some time later*
Man, that bedroom level. Geometric Nirvana meets The Messiest Bedroom Ever.
Was funny reading how much trouble you guys were having erecting that cock in the volcano, but you fucked your way through it, I guess. Good job.
Post by: Naryar on June 22, 2015, 03:00:46 pm
Not that i'm a volcano pervert, please ! It's just too impressive to see.
edit: the volcano dick was a lie
it was just a ... some project and it wasn't phallic
Post by: Taupe on June 22, 2015, 03:55:59 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Pre-turn begins. There is a bunch of people showing up at my place, so the plan is to slowly get wasted with thwem with a bunch of beers, switch to wine a bit later and start the turn while going through the bottle.
This week in Quebec Canada, is a sort of national holliday based around ???. nobody knows why it is there. People just use it as an excuse to get shitfaced and sing terrible songs while probably setting someone on fire by accident along the way. there are fireworks and people go batshit drunk. it's basically St-patty's meet 4th of july. Then people use Canada Day ( a week later) to all move out at the same time to a new place, possibly to escape the shameful memories caused by the St-Jean-Baptiste Day. (again, who is that guy)
Everything is closed, so this is what I'll be going through for my 3 days drunken adventure. First turn tonight.
Post by: Kamin on June 22, 2015, 04:10:41 pm
The preparations have been made for a war of epic proportions. May your victory be slightly better than Pyrrhic, my dear friend; I shall make the required sacrifices to Armok in the hopes he shall take note and have pity upon your (liver's) soul.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: TheFlame52 on June 22, 2015, 05:29:12 pm
YOU WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE
STIMULANTS AND DEPRESSANTS TOGETHER ARE BAD NEWS
Post by: Bobnova on June 22, 2015, 05:43:16 pm
DO NOT MIX RED BULL AND ALCOHOL
YOU WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE
STIMULANTS AND DEPRESSANTS TOGETHER ARE BAD NEWS
It's OK, I don't see any Red Bull. Just a lot of Monsters.
As always, with caffeine and alcohol it's all a matter of not overdoing it. I've mixed rather of a lot of Red Bull and Vodka over the years, it was my preferred drink for my drunken month in Berlin. At least until I was too drunk to pronounce it so's a german bartender could understand anyway.
Taken to the extreme, yes, it is a bad idea. I don't see enough alcohol there for it to be an issue if he's having friends over. Solo quest to finish it all? Yeah that'd be a bad idea.
Scruffy that bedroom level is amazing!
Taupe, that looks like a solid plan and sounds like a fun holiday! Looking forward to your turn.
Also, don't die. I'd feel bad after my leading paragraph.
Post by: TheFlame52 on June 22, 2015, 06:03:30 pm
Post by: Scruffy on June 22, 2015, 06:45:33 pm
Monster is just as bad - mixing any stimulant with alcohol can give you a heart attack or stroke.Generally the main concern in mixing alcohol and caffeine is the way it hides the effects of intoxication and thus leads to people drinking more. The stimulants in energy drink themselves don't pose a risk when drunk in moderation. It is not like mixing alcohol with other depressants (such as codeine from some painkillers) or stronger stimulants. People keep smoking while drinking or mix alcohol with cola all the time.
By the way, caffeine mixed with alcohol is used as a treatment for stroke patients.
Edit: True, caffeine can elevate the risk of strokes and rise blood pressure and cause irregular heart beat which can lead to heart attacks but I am yet to read a peerreviewed study that has found a significant link between elevated risk of strokes and heart attacks and mixing alcohol+energy drinks compared to just energy drink consumption. Other, stronger stimulants are an entirely different matter
Post by: Taupe on June 22, 2015, 07:25:02 pm
The turm begins now, I decide.
I touch my computer and it closrs. Famn you computer. You're a mean machine. I open the comp again and get a rumcoke. bonzai bitch
I decide, putting on a batman tshirt wpuld make this turn more epic. Im Batman. I am the night. Wait i cabt find the batman tshirt, so i put on a normal tshirt. its a black shirt.
Im Blackman. Now im truly the nigjt.
Wow the router had *a* bar. itll take eleven minutes to get the save because reasons. Timw ti get more booze. Ps my phone ran dry live. this is the most poorly planned turn ever. Like i know how to type its just harder woth a phone.
I cant fnid a shirt that i enjoy. its too hot black shurt blue shirt other blackdhirt they are all terrible right now. i complsin about this.
''why would you need a shurt'' replies an unknown female voice. Good point random female voice. I drcide to go shurtless. I am chestman. I can feel the liberating power of freedom and possibilities. Anatchy. Chaos.
I am the alpha and the omega.
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The save is up. I don't understand anything. Like, I know the basics of this place, and I can relate to what the things i see are. they are little parcels of life and possibilities floating in a fortress of booze, water and magmific shafting. (New words shaddup). I know what's their, i just don't understand how, or why. everything makes sence in my head for a moment, until I try to exaimne it, or interact with it, then it crumbles into metaphorical dust in my metaphorical hands. It's like a dream. everything i do will just fuck this place up. Have you ever had those dreams? where suddenly in your head everything makes SENCE because you are tapping into a void of possibilities and knowledge your conscious mind cant access? for a moment, you are there, touching this forsaken unknown vein of power and ancientness, and you just... you unde4rstand a truth about the world, that you never have before. I can feel the cosmos. Then you wake up, and try to gaze into such a truth once more, but you realise you forgot about it. Except, you never knew anything. you just put vague ideas into a ball and assumed they were a great idea, devoid of facts, or truth, or logic. And when your conscious mind examines it, you realize it was never more than the vague sleepy incoherent emotion of ''knowing something'' with nothing attached to it. Wait what am I even talking about? Sharing is caring.
Let us do the impossible, lets turn this candy cane into a slithgly better candy cane, without fucking it up. Let's get past the madness, let's set things in order. It's Ordered chaos...
BTW I just finished the rumcoke, and I'm slowly chugging this XChile wine bottle. I wanted spanish wine but settled for chile because aren't they the same in the end? Well except with more pep. . I truly wanted spanish wine, yet i don't know why. i know nothing about wine. I guess i just decided to get wine and said, hey what's a country I can arbitrarily stand by? Maybe spanish. Like really that's my whole decision making process. But I know spanish must be good, so I took this chile wine wtf. I'm sort of a rational anarchist I guess?
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So we have food, we have drinks, we have something that resembles living harmony. The place is in a volcano, made of ice and wood. Almost wish it was made of sterner stuff really. but you deal with what you have, so we'll do wooden stuff. what we need is something we can rely on in times of trouble, when the ocean melts and death comes. What's the best thing when you are drunk, and wasted and desperate? taco bell. We are building a giant Taco bunker. I don't know how, but who cares. Autumn has come, and another backup Shoruke is posessed.
''Its a brand new day, and autumn is high,
All the birds are singing that we're gonna die,
how I hesitated now i wonder why,
A taco yay yay!
Tin tin tin tun tin tin tun tun''
Also a giant wren just hit a dwarf and they both died in the volcano. I'm not sure what a giant wren is, but it flies and it has the strenght of several gorillas. wow, its a bird. It came out of nowhere, and now Urist mcsomebody is dead. DEATH FROM ABOVE.
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Another Backup Shoruke has begun a mysterious construction. which is good because you know me well enough by now to know I'd never do something to improve the fort or deal with problems. I'm glad UI didnt just randomly watch that Shoruke die of madness. Instead he'll make an artefact and we'll be best friends forever. Also I forgot to eat. Man I'm bad at life. now my stomach is half empty, and the part thats full is made of wine. The better half really.
It's a gneiss throne. I didnt check thwe specifics because LOLDONG. doesnt care itlls be a major piece of this magnificient taco, should I remember to build it instead of ranting about my pseudolife in this thread. BAH. Let's build more wood walls and floor, make a taco, shake the universe. Get to work, boys, make it sparkle. Speaking of sparkling, some people in my living room are wondering why im shirtless and wearing a fedora hat. BECAUSE I JUST FOUND IT you dummies. It was under my bed for a month, and Im hot, but my semi-long hairs are annoying when not contained by something. my hair is something special. It cannot be ge'd, or contained, or combed, or channeled. It does what it want, and will resume its original look no matter what. People once spent 3 hours destroying it with brushes and combs and gel and special products, breaking it appart and putting dirt and snow and shit and branches in it. For a moment i looked like the lead singer of the twisted sisters. Then i walked around and half an hour later it was back as it was, long, perfect, immaculate, untouched by dirt, clean as a virgin in a movie cowritten by waltdisney and your grandmother. My hair is special, it cannot be destroyed or tampered. it is infinite. I'm getting a god complex and I like it.
And thats why I wear a hat assholes.
Anyway, the fort is laggy as fuck and i cant select things. I hope I dopnt have to reload. Its bugged, cant click things. cant... move. slowly unresponding. Please, dont crash. dont make me accidentally reload. dont make me accidentally reload. Guess what im gonna reboot the game and my comp, just to be sure. I can solve this. i can repair the file. Im the greatest engineer alive.
Tim,e for a hard reset
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Ok, rebooted. everything is back on track. especially those wagons, telling me about things i dont care. Hey guys, wanna know what the next traders want when they return?
I don'T.
I'm busy making a giant taco bunker to house a possibly or not awesome gnaiess throne. The blocks are piling up. Work is going great. Not a bad start Alright, lets keep this going. We are slowly getting there. I hope the rest of the fort is managing well because i dont care about it much. Taco time, asshole. I'll build the top alongside the base so it can be finished faster. Still, we have a good amount of stuff placed ready, lets keep this going. Gonna build some ramps, and make this a many level project.
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Disclaimer, I just smashed my ass. like, srly. someone said, lets play adventure time! so i sang the song. And i got excited and sat violently on the toilet, not realizing that the seat wasnt up. Ceramic is solid, and painful. Guys i smashed my ass. Most of the fortress is now floating above a sometuimes frozen ocean,. Like, physics got out of the window. this is actually stupid now.
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doesnt matter. deaths dont matter. wehat matter is adding some wood stacks to the giant taco.
I decide not to care. somone from the future fix this. bobsupernova is now broker. thanks, player of drunk fortress from the future. dead dwarves, living logs, awesome taco. stack em and bag em. Meanwhile people are jst so eager to get atached to shields. 25 people died yo, our shields are bloadsoaked and you thing thats awesome. Blood and metal, their new favorite thing.
People, focus,. Make a tacos. ui dont carwe whats happening in the fort, just keep it alive, if we make a tacos this turn was worth it Worth it. BANANA BANANA BANANA. Sorry for thsi random burst of fruit outbuirst wont happen again.
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Progress on the taco is slow, but certain. In the meantime ive blocked some ares which could be accssed through the ice, so we dont get invaded in dumb ways. Wow i just saved the fort maybe. thats not a cool feature, but once the taco is complete, it will be. i estimate the fort will be at least 20 percent cooler when that happens.
Wait the food and rinks are goin UP how is this POSSIBLE%? tHIS IS MAGIC. NO WAIT, PROBABLY AUTOMATION. eVERYTHING IS AUTOMATED. WE CAN NEVER RUN OUT OF FOOD OR BOOZE. i am the infinite
Wait why are we getting attached to bucklers people. get your shit together. I'm done making hidden references to something people wont get (unless you do then you played the best class) What matters now is that we get attached to non-suck shields, or at least manage to finish the tacos before we finish the wine. how much wine s a bottle and like 4 beer? a lot, thats how. Man, i never imagined making a tacos would be hard. like, if underpaid mexicans can make them how could a collective of dwarves FAIL.
eXCEPT I ONLY PURCHASED TACOS. NEVER MADE THEM. mAKING TACOS IS HARD AS FUCK. THEY HAVE MANY LAYERS AND ALL OF THEM ARE POORLY CONSTRUCTED. FUUUUCK. i HATE THIS BUILDING.
AAlso caps lock.
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ok so we all learned a lesson about respect and devotion and racism AND CAPS LOCKL. and about how you shouldnt burst into natash' room screaming HEY WHATS UPA BECAUSE MAYBE NATASHA IS SLEEPING AND PEOPLE WENT TO THE BEER STORE AND THEY ARENT IN NAT'AS ROOM SMOKING WEEK AND THERES ONLY NAT AND YOU WOKE HER AND SHE'S PÎSSED. This is a lesson we all just learned. Another lesson we learn is holy fuck am i fucking up this building all the dfifferent layers look the same. how is shiwperwhip still alive, i wonder. this is just poor design.
Anyway, food is multiplying. everything is great. Except my building,. i dot even know what im doing. SSSSSHAAAAAAAAAH. So bad. Wine. wine, make this better.
-Ok alex.
-Thanks wine.
*everything is better
Ok so the taco is moothly getting done. the roof is almost there, if we disregard the abslute lack of walls for it and how much i fucked up, well have a place to house lord mister taco's office. does mister tacos need an office? Sort answer no cause he died. Long answer yes cause i redwarfed him and made him every noble positon i could find cause they all died from the freeze and fuck it i didnt make this taco for nothing.
It looks like when your taco breaks in your plate and its ok because you can use the broken part to sweep the studff and eat it huuuuuum delicious.
MNo really why is every buil;ding in this fort not a taco.
Im so hungry.
2 hours later, realise i still havent had any food recently,. bad. Well wine is grape and grape is food if you are imaginative i guess. Im unconfident in my ability to chiken wing right now.
someone slab this on my slab. Im unconfident on my ability to chicken wing right niow.
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Interlude, lojng interlude, my roomtates guests which are also my frtiends are leaving, but they're also my friends, so we chat. we talk about d3, and how a demon hunter tank is viable and sweriously, i killed mlthael t6 sesonbal guys. except d3 is offline right now and my network still sucks. People leave, some stay to sleep on the couch nd i try ton trach a friend about musical theory. he falls asleep mumbling and barfing, but not before spilling whats left of my wine bottle. joke on you, im stealing all your beer.
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back an hour klater gotta finish the tacos??? YES<>
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Back to the fort, finish the giant taco. So i tried to explain why chords and notes exist to my firends and he murdered my wine and asked fr the couch. now im drinking leftover wine and trying tio build this GODAMN CONSTRUCTION whatever, dont ever care if it isnt like if it doesnt have a shell? i want a roof with a roof everything is better.
FUCK FUKC FUCK FUCKFG ui wish everything went more smoothly. ANYWAY, THE SHELL IS HALF DONE. This is all a big misunderstanding. he wanted to use my guitar and it wasnt achorded. so jhe asked for an online achorder thing and i said, yo i have two keyboards use those. and he doesnt know what that implies? means he doesnt who what the notes means, i show him he kck=ikcks my wine, gets very drubnk and explode on the couch (figuratuievly he aint deadO) but now i still need to teaxch him but hes in a coma. Fuck. Muic is important. Sic.
MUSIC motherfucker do you speak it.
Anyway back to giant tacos. everything is slow. everyone is droning. OH WELL thTS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT LEARNING MUSICAL THWEORY.
hELL MUSIC THEORY IS IMPORTANT THTS how you learn how the notes work and why they fucking are there opn your guitar. Do youn think people just made random instruments with strings nd played them to get chicks? guess again. There is a logic behind it all. altho i once got to sleep wioth an opera singer, thanks to that, (they dont actually ssing during sex, misconceptiotnO) . so octaves is 8 motherfucker, but the eight note is the same as the first note.OMG FINISH THAT TACO WTDF, I GAVE NO OTHER ORDERS. like whatsdid you decide to do tiotherwise we have 36 idlers no excuses,. MAKE THER TACO.
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People are making taco shells, niothing important. lets discuss my internet IT IS TERRIBLE TODAY. like we ar dsharing a connection with 5 people and essentially a network of 20 friends leaching it é. BTW 'M'do0nt do that othwewirse ill bite my hand for no reason'M' is a terrible excuse to solve social arguments,. youll tell people that, then theyll be like, whatever you are drunk, then to prove you are not youll bite your own arm BUT IT IS A TRAP congratulation, you just proved tyou are drubnk AND vbit your own arm. now pain ensues. nobody believes you,.
uless the fuckers drink as much as you did. Then you teach them music theory and they fall asleeep.
and the router is next to the washing machine. simple equation. wash clothes= fuck wifi. I cant connect to jack shit. right now. Thank god implaying DF or it wouold be a nightmare.
*spends two minutwes tio opunch my own hand for no reason *
iT HURTS. Dont punch your hand for no reason people. U less you have a good reason. but then it defeats the purpiose. when you play the gasme of throne, you either win or you get drunk and it suddenl;y doesnt matter because everything is shaking and oh god why am i making this,.
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disclaimer, typing a bunch of _ _- - == * * dfoeasnt ,aske you less drunk. irt just creates a narrative sence of temporal progression. you wont be less drunk unless you stopped drinking which isnt my drink. i mean matthew spilled my wine ill drink his beeer, that puire logic, It is now pas midnight, ui clearly need to drink. i remember coming home at 4-290. clearl;y the evening wen t somewhwere down the shitter. Doesnt matter. must finish ta o building,.
KIIOLLLLLLL MNE THIS IS NO SUBLIMINAL MEDSSAGE HELP
As i was saying progress on the taco roof is going swimmingly.
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Wow 64 dudes. clearly ^people are dying. not sure from what tho. M'aybe fail;ing to finish the roof? Or that monster problem (*nagh) most ikely it is from not understanding what a FUCKING OCTAVE IUS what uis hard with uit,. a dozen means at twelve you loop over, decimal system meansd ten has a zero, how do yopu not understant that 8 means w have 7 notes and note 8 is the same as note 1. we have a song. wtf. do re mi fa so la si do. do is do, wtf is hard with that, 7 notes. Frtecnh is hard but english is easdier. a b c d e f gé clearly 7 letters.
OM'G i hate everything.
MAK TYHEV TACI you symcopĥant.s
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sio, to make lord mster taco have a table i need to queue the order (or find the workshop but fuck that nonsnce yo)
so ill queue something at the manager but lor mister tacos is I THINK I BELEIVE MAYBE the manager possible.uy maybe.
So i need a table. but i need a manager. so i set the table in the dinning room to set the tacosoperationaklly as a place. it fails, rety, reteyk, tr=etry.
In the process i had my brother-in-law to facebbook and invite him to pârty in twio days,
Then i set the office,. twas hard. out of wine drinking claimed shitty beerrt from friend who spilled xchile wine. drunk drunk drunk not responding.
Justk kidding perfeclty fine don pay attention to grMMAR. OMG SO WIONE
DRUNK
WIONE
SO DRUNK, NOT WINE.C
cps lock.
what am i doing. finish the taco.
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Fpoood is no longer big number. foos is uniniontimidting numbr wTF peopel make booze. queuene booze numbrs order things,. Also order to butcher anumls andf whatbniot someting
Will be fair. may be very wasted right now, not betst at overseerrnio srly. very wasted drunk.
Sure dwarves will soprt it out have faith in
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Will not lie pretty drunk. set lord mister person tacos guy office as a tablre. needs c chai, now made c a chair but that was a lot of effort. notr sure if can rule country rto succes may be very wasted, niow wstill waiting on table cration for table for table form office for chair. wai i need a chair oups.
Made chair an office. still need table or loprd mister tacios be sad. Cant tell peple i made random tacos for no reason. gotta sound efficient and awesome. yes, tacos be goood for hum... rweasons. all kid iof reason,. thanks for making tacos,. not waste of time
barf need to baaaaarf omg omg omg
Everything is fine people DONT PANIC. THE FORTRESS IS HANDLING FINE woot. evertything undert contro0l.
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Gujys o need i hink im making progrees? al;so floors,. taco flolor. actuallty rooftop. project in great shaope.c also tale is underway, managedr is mangeruing tables everything s fine with fiort, disregard dead, disregerd anouncemenrt, loooma at this tco we have everything uis making awesome sence SENCE irt ias making. lookm at our riooof it almost covers a table.
At this point the tacos is almost finish,. Only mstter of htyme. Thyme time. NOT THE SPICE YO.ATHYM TASTES EIRD. DONT MAKE TACOS OUT F IT.
tACOS ALMOST FINISH AS IN SAID, NO MINOR ACCIDENT STILL PLENTY FOOD. EVERYONE INF ORT HAPPY. NOT DRUNK. BOZE, MUST BOOOZE WHATEVER word word wrodqwrwowrdoqwrodwrfow4fdss complete sentence. im glad this happened. roof almost complete.
...
....
tacos complete. at this point do you really carwe if i post save tomorrow when i unpass out.
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OMFG i did it we have a acosd unker woot need SLEEEP OMG SLEEEP SLEEEEP SAVE TOMOROOOW.
Post by: Shoruke on June 23, 2015, 12:36:01 am
Naturally, this implies the turn was a huge success :D
Post by: Naryar on June 23, 2015, 01:32:02 am
awesome turn is awesome
Post by: MarcAFK on June 23, 2015, 01:37:10 am
what the impossible fuckYou done good taco man.
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what the actual fuck did i just read ? And did Taupe gain insight into the higher mysteries of the universe due to getting drunk ?This is why you don't mix caffine with booze, humans can't handle being on a higher plane of existence.
awesome turn is awesome
Post by: TD1 on June 23, 2015, 08:13:46 am
Drunk Taupe is wise Taupe :P
Post by: Taupe on June 23, 2015, 08:23:17 am
Save is here. So a look behind the scenes. I have this terrible kind of hangover where its 10 am and i never fully realised I went to bed.
PS: Once less wasted I just equated the combat log and the basically 30 people dying to the equally high number of angry ghosts. Someone should address this eventually...
Post by: Naryar on June 23, 2015, 12:40:16 pm
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949)
Save is here. So a look behind the scenes. I have this terrible kind of hangover where its 10 am and i never fully realised I went to bed.
PS: Once less wasted I just equated the combat log and the basically 30 people dying to the equally high number of angry ghosts. Someone should address this eventually...
I'm not going through another turn of spending my time burying dwarves >:(
Post by: Kamin on June 23, 2015, 12:47:07 pm
Yeah, Taupe! Don't tell us how to live! >:(http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949)
Save is here. So a look behind the scenes. I have this terrible kind of hangover where its 10 am and i never fully realised I went to bed.
PS: Once less wasted I just equated the combat log and the basically 30 people dying to the equally high number of angry ghosts. Someone should address this eventually...
I'm not going through another turn of spending my time burying dwarves >:(
Post by: Taupe on June 23, 2015, 01:20:28 pm
...Don't tell me not to tell you how to live! >:(Yeah, Taupe! Don't tell us how to live! >:(http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949)
Save is here. So a look behind the scenes. I have this terrible kind of hangover where its 10 am and i never fully realised I went to bed.
PS: Once less wasted I just equated the combat log and the basically 30 people dying to the equally high number of angry ghosts. Someone should address this eventually...
I'm not going through another turn of spending my time burying dwarves >:(
Post by: Kamin on June 23, 2015, 01:21:16 pm
We resent that! >:(...Don't tell me not to tell you how to live! >:(Yeah, Taupe! Don't tell us how to live! >:(http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949)
Save is here. So a look behind the scenes. I have this terrible kind of hangover where its 10 am and i never fully realised I went to bed.
PS: Once less wasted I just equated the combat log and the basically 30 people dying to the equally high number of angry ghosts. Someone should address this eventually...
I'm not going through another turn of spending my time burying dwarves >:(
Post by: Taupe on June 23, 2015, 01:43:16 pm
The one thing that DO make me mad tho, is that we don't have garnierite in this fortress. Like, we could have made salad furniture to stuff the taco with?
ALSO, I was under the impression that this fortress existed in the middle of an ocean with nothing around. I was actually surprised when I noticed that we actually have a strip of land to the right side. in retrospect that DOES explain why the fort actually managed to exist in the first place.
Post by: Shoruke on June 23, 2015, 11:57:19 pm
You can make all the furniture green by having cave-adapted Dwarves puke on it!
Post by: MarcAFK on June 24, 2015, 12:28:37 am
Or just put the trade depot into it and sacrifice elves to the great taco.
Post by: Naryar on June 24, 2015, 01:57:06 am
May take a turn today. Not sure about it, though.
Post by: Naryar on June 24, 2015, 04:02:28 am
Post by: Naryar on June 24, 2015, 05:00:32 am
I think imma gonna take a small turn. Properly drunk now. downloading MOLE TauPE MOLE really he is a taupe i mean a mole turn.
12:11 Alright, i'm quite buzzed already. Aiming towards drunk. Opening the save, an starting to play.
I hope the FPS aib'nt tdodo o bad (oh who wh the typos are going to slay me already)
12:14 imma working on the taco & FILL IT WITH MAGMA
12:22 the work is going on. i think imma remove some stockpiles so i don't need to work with ice to fill the taco with hot pepper sauce
12:24 im doing a bit of burial work, just coffins causewe ehave vsoeme dmany . slabs ? fucs slabs dkd e. it'll remove some ghostlys at least
12:42 i don't have enough materials to make a magmasafe c how hte theell is thsi called? a magma ascensor ? no, a magma llift ? nope.avi
maybe a pump stack ? yeah that'll be that
can't make a magam a s pump sstac due to not enough gmamga safe ites
stupid embark
i will instead fill the ataco with water 1/10
13:04 embark, soon to build the pumps, i need to put everyone as pump operationr , soon the taco will be full of water 10/10
do tacoes can be one with ice ? maybe i'll flavor it with elf blood
13:14 THE TACO IT4S FILLING THE WATER
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/79002tacowater.png)
meanwhile xantalos as drowned... probably a result of my pumps but who fives a shit
13:19 lol i am drowning sso amy ydwarves
NOOO ! I drowend clowervr magic ! A curse on me, up to the twelthy generation !
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/30854drowning.png)
i'm gonna make something so dwarves don't drown anymore because this is the most unsafe shit ever
14:14 taco is full of water nwo
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/99245watertaco.png)
i was watching some fist of the north star gooodness.
attaatattatata waaataaaaa
omae wa mou shindeiru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSgpU70MZno
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*explodes*
anyways, taco is full of water now
what to o with th resst; d
14:24 well, we seem to be a mess somehow
i don't know how this works but there seems to be a loyalty cascade, maybe a minor one, around the lower lveelvel
it is fixed, the loyalty cascae is over, it may have been a simple tnantrum
14:50 threre is a fire forgotten beast and it set fire to the first cavern
i don't noww what to o i m going to stop
there,saving game, ending that
gonna uplodd it sto dfdfddfd
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10951
Post by: MarcAFK on June 24, 2015, 07:06:23 am
Nice work finding more dwarves to kill though, I guess taupe missed some ;p
Post by: TD1 on June 24, 2015, 09:39:37 am
You can imagine Elsa just saying "the phallus never bothered me anyway," can't you?
Post by: Naryar on June 24, 2015, 10:02:41 am
There is a large, wooden one, though.
Post by: Taupe on June 24, 2015, 10:20:03 am
i can just imagine a whooe movie where the female leads sing about how wood is awesome.
Post by: MarcAFK on June 24, 2015, 10:35:00 am
well there is a lot of innuendo hidden in those movies. they do haveca moviecabout seven dwarves too.Sounds like something a filthy elf would say.
i can just imagine a whooe movie where the female leads sing about how wood is awesome.
Post by: Taupe on June 24, 2015, 10:03:28 pm
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So it's been a couple of weird fucking days.
monday My roomates came back from the rockfest event, and i assumed they'd be fucking dead and unwilling to do stuff. At the same time most of my mondays involve coming back from my week of work and having little sleep time accumulated from the previous days. all of this led to the reasonable assumption of ''I'll drink a bit, nobody will be up to stay late, and I'll be drunk for cheap and alone''. But then my roomaes are like me so they dont give any fucks. We stay late, they play games while i drink a bottle of wine plus many more stuff, and end up with 5 hours of sleep and a hangover. Tuesday we travel to the woods where i aspend two hours on a trampoline and then we do drinking games around the campfire. Then I go to sleep nowhere. Litteraly. Everyone is too drunk to build the tent, or remember to bring it, so i just loot my host's towel cabinet, make a pillow out of those, and build my own bed under the compute desk. Pëople spend three hours talking and listening to my reply and nobody has any idea where i actually am.
I'm sneaky.
I was also pretty high. I havent taken much drugs in my life, not even pot, so being fucking stoned is a new experience to me sometimes. Here is an exchange
Me: i dont wanna drink too much (while filling a bowl with ice cream
someone in the background blah blah blah fries
me: thats silly because you cant... you cant... you cant...drink fries, cause they are liquid. (i apparently get very euphorical and amused at nothing when high)
*try to come up with an example, but spend 5 minutes choking on my pasty awkward mouyth alone in the kitchen while everyone is left. people go do other stuff and return, im still on that sentence
me:... thats like trying to drink ice cream. you cant, its not a liquid.
*realise mny ice cream has melted and IS a liquid by then*
*30 minutes of amasement staring at a melted ice cream bowl*
so that was tuesday. we drive a lot and i return quickly enough to receive guests, and we play drinking board games. Wer now have the Munchkin version of adventure time, which frankly is amazing. If you watch the show, every card is a very clever joke, and combining them while building up for victory is like playing a special episode full of nonsence. BONUS additional fun: take a shot of chocolate minth vodka whenever you gain a level. we played two games, and emptied two bottles of vodka. we are clinically dead. We also drank much beer, played LEGENDARY, and played another round of adventure time munchkin. Everyone is dead wasted now.
the good news is, James Baxter was victorious.
My guests stayed a bit, those who drove, and we played the wii U while they sobered up and i finished up the leftover drinks. I now have a free evening, dont work tomorrow, and this puitcher of sangrila is still begging for my attention. Obviously, a turn is in order. Bonus point, I still have the save. DOUBLE TURN.
well played, people, I'm the one spending a full turn dealing with the ghosts created by me playing a full turn without caring about ghosts.
Building a second taco would be very lame so i guess this time around i gotta try and understand how the non-outside part of the fortress works.
...boy.
This sangrila pitcher isnt big enough. Sidenote, someone gave me something called MDMA a few hours ago. It was suposed to make me feel like, i dunno, very chill and not worry about anything. It was adveritised to me as, essentially, ''basically the oposite of you normally''. Except its also suposed to dilate my pupils like a lot, but my pupils dont do that. I have three eye-based medical conditions, because i come from a very remote section of northern canada where ten different diseases exist because of consanguinity. no, my parents arent sibbling, but you have a location with not that much people, and it is devoid of new people and its 6 hours of driving from civilisation, so over the centuries strange things appear in the gene pool. My main problem is, im very bad at seing. not just bad eyesight, super bad eyesight. also my eyes dont adapt to light so they are always very thin and i dont get any sunlight in, so i cant see in dim environments. and i have cross eyes. so i cant judge distances, cant see far, cant see in bad lighting. Taupe is french of mole, which is what i am. thats my nickname. ugh. I lied its not just a color.
anyway, long story short, my eues are so bad that drugs, litterally, cannot dillate my pupîls. at best it makes them normal. so massive amounts of drugs gave me normal pupils and a normal attitude at best. im the worst person.
* * * *
five seconds in, people are attached to bucklers. bad dwarves, bad. Well, at least your dumb pause and zooming reminds me that I have things to do IN the fortress, aka, slabing ghosts.
Also the Ice has melted. I litterally played this fort up to this very point and built a taco for three hours atop that very same melted ice cap and did not, in any way, notice that there was a l,iquid ocean there.
I guess history repeats itself.
Solid ice cream, melted
solid ice ocean, now a river
what is this, tuesday?
Hopefully I'm just riding the alcohol-fueled backlash of some unknown drug, so im safe.
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Oh wait i was the previous oplayer.
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Oh wow, im drinking a pitcher of sangria, and instead of drinking booze im just... grabbing fruits floating in alcohol and drinking them. this is just delicious.
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Also, im pretty sure i spent a whole hour queuing and placing a single fucking table for lord mister taco. there are no table here. thats bad of me.
not that it matters, as im currently slabing the ghost of said mister tacos.
YUeah hum, gonna dwarf a few more dudes i guess.
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Someone is posessweed. lol typo. Someone is overtaken by an unslabed ghost. Wait di you think i slabed the ghosts? now i slabed random people hopîng they were ghosts.
Double checking and cross-checking names?
what am i your fucking secretary, no.
we are doing this the simple way.
simple way is hope.
aka, lets hope the ghosts go away.
Also anyway, this texture pack. In Whisperwhip Im running 34.xx whatevs, and the dwarves look like dwarves, and dead people look dead. here the living people look dead and the ghosts have a forgotten beasts kin, which frankyl is a special kind of disturbing.
''hey dude, this guy is possessed''
Gee i know game he looks like an eviceration victim playing an Haloween black teenager dude. aka, hes fucking dead.
he's begun a mysterious construction. Like is.
like, imagine.
its not a mysterious construction.
If someone grabs wood and starts making a fucking bed out of it, it sort of looks like a bed.
you dont look at the dude building it and going, what a mnyse=tery.
like tis a bed people.
you can see that.
People should be like, yes, i see that you are building a bed, how unmysterious yet made of random materials.
i cant wait till this totally unmysterious construction which is obviously a bed is finished so i can see the engravingas and the gem details.
* * * * *
wow i wanted to do something.
but i forgot. instead ill do nothing.
thats one of my sdtrong suit really.
Anyway, ghosts are gone, good jobe hope.
Im talking about the concept not like, buffy's mom.
boy who names her child fucking buffy. shes like zero when she is born you cant tell she is gonna be buff as fuck
Or like dawn. Fucking hippies.
What do you expect, her name's fucking hope. They are like a multigenerational household of terrible nicknaming.
* * * * *
Wait
Wait
wait wait wait wait wait.
wasnt buffy's mom named Joy, or joyce? Or am i mixing things up with the pokemon nurse?
Life is strrrrrrraaaaaaange???!!@!???
Well it probably wasnt hope, because i hoped for something good and we got shit.
A plum wood splinter.
Ugh, wortkers, why cant you make furniture for lord mister tacos?
Oh right he,s dead they all dead.
thats what i wanted to do, dwarf more dudes.
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Motherfucking dorfings.
everyone should be there!
did i check who was already in there instead oif dwarfing the whole list?
Definitely not
''Wait dude you just had to scroll down and...''
-... nope, too long.
Oh shit we have two lord mister tacos.
Which one is the real one?
and which is actually kirby copying lord mister tacos.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
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Traders!
All those Ys carrying strange caravans are mesmerising
I spend ten mknutes looking for the depot on the roof to realise the slopes lead DOWNSTAIRS.
all and out, a great avant-gout of mny awesome negociation and managing skills.
time for my first drunk trading session.
nah justjoking i play most of Whisperwhip half-drunk.
time for my first absolutely superwasted trade.
Like im actually going to trade and press buttons rather than drink vodka hoping the traders die.
or hoping the next person will trqade while i lock them upn in a wooden piramid.
im not good at menus is my point here.
wow 20 large gems. How. Who. How did we somehow
1-cue mining orders
2-locate gems
3-adequately mine gems
4-cut gems
5-repeat step 4 long enough to get a decent gemcutter
6-repeat 5 while keeping said gemcutter live.
wow guys goodjob. this fortress is amazing.
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF*/
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dONT VOMIT ON YOUR CAT.
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'man cat was so drunk
no.
''Man, cat got wasted
no.
''Man, what the fuck the cat
no.
Yeah, the cat must have tasted something, he barfed on something
unlikely, too complex.
I'll just wait for people to notice, and pretend i know nothing.
Then ill say
''He must have licked something he shouldnt have and got sick''.
Nailed it.
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Rest assured, its nothing dwarf-esque. He was just on me and blocked my 'M'going for a little clearing'' moment. now there is a bit of barf on the cat, and he ran upstairs. I cant exactly pursue him cause its 3 am and i dont see in the dark and people are asleep, so ill just hope itll work out. Cats are dumb we all know this. dont jump on a drunk person lap and poke him, cats. thats dumb.
No really it aint that bad. I,m not a terrible person.
* * * * *
Cats are gone. so are ghosts. Probably cause they start with the same letter.
Wait.
Dafuq did i just say.
Gotta erase gotta erase gotta erase.
Still need to remember trading. Ill get booze hopefully.
Trade trade trade,.
wait duingo braisnt thats HORRIFYING
I trade booze and food for gems. worth it maybe.
Also we have limke ten thousand grapes.
I guess that trader is secretly that guy thats like dionysos but with clothes.
...
The Sunmaid girl.
* * * * *
I want to stop pklaying but then i remember I havent done anything.
Its one of those turns you start not because you plan it, but because you are already drunk and the save is right there on your desktop.
what a man gotta do.
whats a DWARF gonna do.
drink.
drink sangria and run a fortreesss, thats what.
Im right between too drunk to stay awake, and way too drunk to properly achieve anything.
but then i remember my purpose.
i remember salad, and garnierite.
i need to stuff that taco
9no sexual inuendo yo)
Time tio continue this mine
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emphasys on exploratory
double emphasis on drunk.
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Been queuing a bunch of barrel.
need to put those grapes somewhere yo.
Is milk alcohol?
I got a lot of that
wait no milk is BAD.
I had this discussion with myself ten minutes ago about how fettucine alfredo is a terrible idea when drunk at 3 am.
So i guess milk isnt boze.
unless you forget about it.
anyway made a stockpile.
to find it, just look ''down in the mines'', in that area ''that seemed big enough.''
You cant miss it really.
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Ah who's laughing now, truly I be teh explorerz.
Behold, my power and such.
anyway, cancelled some digging, ordered a block placed to seal the thing for next players.
now i need to stop something else, which is me being drunk
I know my absolute limit before being fucking sick, and thats now.
actually that was 3 hours ago.
nevermind.
Still gonna upload the save and lay veeery low.
Avoid sudden movement.
Alcohol is like a t rex, itll get you if you move.
altho, in the books they explain how thats a misconception, and the trex still get them. that chick fights the guy who sbuys embryos from Denys Nedry and kick him from under the jee.
the Trex eats him
''hey its the trex!
-the trex is here, its the trex!
-no one cares...
rest in peace Dodson...
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http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10954 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10954)
In retrospect i should have niot taken a turn.
I should have layed in bed, not drank an aditional pitcher of fucking wine sangria, and laid low.
but instead i got us a turn.
Make oif that what you will.
Goodnight.
Post by: Naryar on June 25, 2015, 01:31:27 am
Post by: Taupe on June 25, 2015, 06:45:02 am
Post by: MarcAFK on June 25, 2015, 06:59:07 am
Post by: Naryar on June 25, 2015, 08:37:24 am
no biggie.
Post by: Taupe on June 25, 2015, 11:24:57 am
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yeah you must have taken the turn before mine...True, true, I somehow missed it. Well not missed, I saw it, I just disbelieved it as an illusion or something. I guess people can use whichever taco they want. that's the beauty of Taco Bell :/
Post by: MarcAFK on June 25, 2015, 04:49:38 pm
Post by: Naryar on June 26, 2015, 01:51:12 am
The table is nice, but taco demands spicy magma dressing.
I tried, but not enough magma-safe materials.
Post by: Shoruke on June 26, 2015, 02:22:18 am
The table is nice, but taco demands spicy magma dressing.
I tried, but not enough magma-safe materials.
Eh, just use ice.
:P
Post by: Naryar on June 26, 2015, 04:46:10 am
The table is nice, but taco demands spicy magma dressing.
I tried, but not enough magma-safe materials.
Eh, just use ice.
:P
Try and make a magmasafe pump out of ice. Or wood. Without removing temperature.
I'll just wait.
Post by: Taupe on June 26, 2015, 05:27:24 am
Post by: Shoruke on June 26, 2015, 06:08:07 am
The table is nice, but taco demands spicy magma dressing.
I tried, but not enough magma-safe materials.
Eh, just use ice.
:P
Try and make a magmasafe pump out of ice. Or wood. Without removing temperature.
I'll just wait.
Oh, don't be like that, ya prude.
Srsly tho use obsidian and iron, and maybe glass.
Post by: Naryar on June 26, 2015, 06:38:52 am
artefacts maybe?
Yeah. An artifact
That's gonna happen.
Srsly tho use obsidian and iron, and maybe glass.
if only we actually had iron, i would have filled the taco with magma
glass ? you can make magmasafe pumps out of glass ?
Oh right. Well, it's not like I can remember that while drunk, right ?
Post by: Shoruke on June 26, 2015, 08:12:48 am
Except, I think that rule expired with the previous fort.
Post by: MarcAFK on June 26, 2015, 08:30:32 am
Post by: Taupe on June 26, 2015, 09:09:10 am
Post by: MarcAFK on June 26, 2015, 09:16:53 am
Post by: Naryar on June 26, 2015, 10:51:11 am
If the magma can't come to the taco, could the taco come to the magma?
If we drop the taco, it'll drop in water. Though we should be able to make a magma basin...
It'll be destroyed by dropping anyways. So no.
Post by: Scruffy on June 26, 2015, 04:19:06 pm
If we drop the taco it will leave a taco-shaped hole in the ocean floor and fortress until it can reach solid wall tiles somewhere around the bottom of our main fortress.If the magma can't come to the taco, could the taco come to the magma?
If we drop the taco, it'll drop in water. Though we should be able to make a magma basin...
It'll be destroyed by dropping anyways. So no.
(Our main staircase, stockpiles and bedrooms are all under the taco, thus they are dug out tiles which will not stop a cave-in :P )
Post by: Taupe on June 26, 2015, 05:54:25 pm
Post by: MarcAFK on June 27, 2015, 12:22:39 am
Glorious tacofort, could we get some corn, tomatos, and beans from the human traders and plant it on the taco's roof?If we drop the taco it will leave a taco-shaped hole in the ocean floor and fortress until it can reach solid wall tiles somewhere around the bottom of our main fortress.If the magma can't come to the taco, could the taco come to the magma?
If we drop the taco, it'll drop in water. Though we should be able to make a magma basin...
It'll be destroyed by dropping anyways. So no.
(Our main staircase, stockpiles and bedrooms are all under the taco, thus they are dug out tiles which will not stop a cave-in :P )
Could a drunk fort organise a successful trading session? kek.
Post by: Shoruke on June 27, 2015, 01:01:31 am
Post by: Naryar on June 27, 2015, 01:54:25 am
If we drop the taco it will leave a taco-shaped hole in the ocean floor and fortress until it can reach solid wall tiles somewhere around the bottom of our main fortress.If the magma can't come to the taco, could the taco come to the magma?
If we drop the taco, it'll drop in water. Though we should be able to make a magma basin...
It'll be destroyed by dropping anyways. So no.
(Our main staircase, stockpiles and bedrooms are all under the taco, thus they are dug out tiles which will not stop a cave-in :P )
Tacosday device !
Post by: Yoink on June 28, 2015, 07:47:16 am
I miight play a turn in a bit.
Post by: Shoruke on June 28, 2015, 08:49:00 am
I just stumbled insto my room, stat down at my computer, then fell ver onto my arse and roke out laughing, I think I a, drunk.
I miight play a turn in a bit.
I was half-heartedly considering taking a turn, but nah, you go ahead.
Post by: Bobnova on June 28, 2015, 10:56:34 am
Post by: MarcAFK on June 29, 2015, 12:31:57 am
Someone certainly should.I daresay he's probably sober now.
Post by: Shoruke on June 29, 2015, 01:58:49 am
If it makes you all feel better, my next "today we learned" is gonna be great, because I went to a Maid Cafe yesterday.
Also, I might just end up taking that turn later today...
Post by: Camulus on June 29, 2015, 04:44:01 am
Ugh booze is so expensive herein indonesia, so wont be taking a turn for months : (
Unless off course I can find some rich guy who is willing to fund my gaming-drinking habits.
Post by: Kamin on June 29, 2015, 09:43:11 am
Missed so much drunkenness since going over the seas.I think a number of us would be willing to donate to your cause, if you were to set up an account on Paypal or something. Why take the money of a rich guy when you can have a little money from lots of fellow drunks?! And WE won't even require sexual favors! Just a great turn of booze-fueled gratification.
Ugh booze is so expensive herein indonesia, so wont be taking a turn for months : (
Unless off course I can find some rich guy who is willing to fund my gaming-drinking habits.
Post by: Shoruke on June 29, 2015, 10:21:11 am
I was going to wimp out again. It's midnight, I'm tired, I kinda don't feel like drinking just now, I wanted to wake up earlier tomorrow so I can do some shopping, but...
I downloaded the save and looked at it... And this empty taco begs for magmsalsa. There's some super-complicated digging designation I don't understand, the bookkeeping isn't done, what the fuck. Also, it's mid-summer, so I'll just take a half-turn.
Post by: Taupe on June 29, 2015, 11:13:45 am
...Wait that could actually work. OR spread rampant alcoholism.
Post by: Shoruke on June 29, 2015, 11:53:59 am
If I hit $500, I'll post a video
If I hit $1000, I'll post a making-of fvideo
If I hit $1500, I'll do a live-feed and post the recording of it"
turn is currently underway, plz be patient
Post by: TD1 on June 29, 2015, 01:28:24 pm
Drunk fortress on patreon.Both results seem to "work" to me :P
...Wait that could actually work. OR spread rampant alcoholism.
Post by: Shoruke on June 29, 2015, 03:10:28 pm
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aaaaaaaah so dizzy Q_Q
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10964
go
have a... funn or
/me sleep
Post by: Scruffy on June 29, 2015, 03:11:09 pm
spread rampant alcoholism.And how does that differ from the current situation?
Post by: Kamin on June 29, 2015, 03:26:14 pm
'zactly.spread rampant alcoholism.And how does that differ from the current situation?
Post by: MarcAFK on June 29, 2015, 07:15:55 pm
Post by: Taupe on June 29, 2015, 07:36:22 pm
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Looks like it took al lot of effrot to maek soemthing shtis bad. Ia'm imsspresed.Look, I tried to make like, a square, but i was so fucking wasted i couldn't remember the keys to enable box modes. So I made the best I could using mousing over things. Let me point you to the original:
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YEAH, fuck that guy!hilariously enough the linked screenshot contains both the mentioned ghost, AND the carp bait person going insane. then later on Shoruke goes ''OMG A CARP BAIT PERSON IS KILLING OTHERS DUDES WHAT''. Priceless.
dont' actually, ghost dicks are prolly realiilly cold
i woudlnt' know
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OMG THERES A FORGOTTEN BEAST!Assuming it kills everyone, the people back in the mountainhomes will have a very fun times figuring out what exactly the beast was and how to fight it based on the overseer's last words.
nematoeds aretn' toasd? okay
beward its sacles, its almost a hard as I get
HEYOOOO
So yeah, overall great turn. I may try to run this thing (not to the ground) this week, considering I have some nice amounts of beer at home and it's no longer party hard week, so the turns should be slightly less batshit fucking insane.
Post by: Shoruke on June 29, 2015, 09:53:01 pm
Post by: Taupe on June 29, 2015, 11:23:58 pm
Actually, that FB isn't a threat anymore. In the time it took me to get the military off their asses, the civvies had killed it.
Guess killing it wasn't as hard as one can get
HEYOOOO
Post by: Bobnova on June 30, 2015, 12:08:23 am
"if I hit $200, I'll post pictures
If I hit $500, I'll post a video
If I hit $1000, I'll post a making-of fvideo
If I hit $1500, I'll do a live-feed and post the recording of it"
turn is currently underway, plz be patient
I live streamed a turn and posted the recording some time ago. Where's my $1500?
I think "the maore tyou knwo" is my new favorite quote.
Post by: Shoruke on June 30, 2015, 01:08:30 am
Post by: Yoink on June 30, 2015, 01:18:12 am
I just stumbled insto my room, stat down at my computer, then fell ver onto my arse and roke out laughing, I think I a, drunk.I have no recollection of posting that. O.o
I miight play a turn in a bit.
Sorry guys.
Post by: Naryar on June 30, 2015, 02:38:52 am
Although there seems to be missing magma deaths.
Post by: Camulus on June 30, 2015, 06:13:41 am
We all are shoruke, whether we believe so or not.
I think a number of us would be willing to donate to your cause, if you were to set up an account on Paypal or something. Why take the money of a rich guy when you can have a little money from lots of fellow drunks?! And WE won't even require sexual favors! Just a great turn of booze-fueled gratification.
Hmmm yes, but the money I mooch from you fine blokes will be better utilized to buy my return ticket : P
Which will lead me back to my homeland, where the boozes are four times cheaper, so indirectly, you shalt still have helped me attain my whiskeys.
Post by: Naryar on June 30, 2015, 07:42:14 am
Ugh booze is so expensive herein indonesia, so wont be taking a turn for months : (
well of course, it's muslim country...
The obvious solution is smuggle some.
Post by: Kamin on June 30, 2015, 09:03:40 am
I refuse to be part of the Borgruke >:( You will need to convert my dead body !I assume you chose "To Taco." You transparent SOB, you.
Post by: Taupe on June 30, 2015, 09:30:01 am
I refuse to be part of the Borgruke >:( You will need to convert my dead body !I assume you chose "To Taco." You transparent SOB, you.
Now that everyone is shoruke, and shoruke voted for taco, the current results sort of make sense...
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 30, 2015, 10:49:57 am
Sorry, been playing too much Cataclysm lately. I should be paying more attention to this thread.
Post by: Taupe on June 30, 2015, 11:47:38 pm
Post by: Naryar on July 01, 2015, 05:32:34 am
I wanted to take a go, but ive had a couple of beers over a few hours, and i dont feel like taking everything thats left just to play for a short while. I'm more sleepy than drunk sadly.
Sleep is the Great Enemy.
I wish there was a way to remove the sleep effects of alcohol...
Post by: Yoink on July 01, 2015, 01:50:51 pm
Post by: Kamin on July 01, 2015, 09:19:18 pm
Judging by the dreadful photos/footage of my drunk-self from the other night, I think sleep was a mercy when it finally arrived. >.>Pics or it didn't happen
Post by: TD1 on July 02, 2015, 04:53:20 am
To the Photo Depository!Judging by the dreadful photos/footage of my drunk-self from the other night, I think sleep was a mercy when it finally arrived. >.>Pics or it didn't happen
Post by: Naryar on July 02, 2015, 06:44:48 am
Judging by the dreadful photos/footage of my drunk-self from the other night, I think sleep was a mercy when it finally arrived. >.>
that's because some in this thread *snort* like to flirt with ethylic coma
Post by: SanDiego on July 02, 2015, 09:11:48 am
I have no recollection of posting that. O.oI think this sums the entire Drunk Fort nicely.
Post by: Shoruke on July 03, 2015, 07:06:09 am
I could seriously use a goddamn drink right now, but I need to recuperate first.
Mt. Fuji will feature in the next "today we learned" segment.
Post by: MarcAFK on July 03, 2015, 08:25:12 am
I'll probably take a turn tomorrow.Did you take a visit to the forest of despair ? (IDK what it's actually called but it's as fitting a name as anything)
I could seriously use a goddamn drink right now, but I need to recuperate first.
Mt. Fuji will feature in the next "today we learned" segment.
Post by: Camulus on July 03, 2015, 10:00:30 am
Im gettin drunk
but not sure if ill play
It cost so much :(
Im poorer!
Post by: Shoruke on July 04, 2015, 01:06:03 am
I'll probably take a turn tomorrow.
I could seriously use a goddamn drink right now, but I need to recuperate first.
Mt. Fuji will feature in the next "today we learned" segment.
Actually, take a rain cheque on that. Taking another sick day.
Post by: Naryar on July 04, 2015, 02:11:25 am
you alcohol sluts
i like this expression
Post by: Yoink on July 04, 2015, 02:55:45 am
At least, until someone offers me something else. Or I can afford Jager. Or I feel like drinking beer. ...Okay, okay, I give up. :P
Post by: Camulus on July 04, 2015, 04:10:15 am
There was a whole pack of the buggers in the street, shredding my ears.
Tequila, whiskey and arak = 83% chance of dying
edit-=arak
Post by: Naryar on July 04, 2015, 10:31:14 am
In the space of 2 hours I had about 30 dogs bark at me.
There was a whole pack of the buggers in the street, shredding my ears.
Tequila, whiskey and arak = 83% chance of dying
edit-=arak
No worries, Armok will resurrect you if you manage to die while playing Drunk Fortress.
Post by: Shoruke on July 06, 2015, 09:30:07 am
So I'm gonna make myself some sammiches...
Buy some mix (and groceries while I'm still sober)...
drink vodka...
and download the save from... ME!?
Why hasn't anyone taken a turn in the last week? Clearly I need to demonstrate how much fun it is by completely trashing my metabolism.
Anyhoo. Dibs on next turn.
Post by: Taupe on July 06, 2015, 11:17:01 am
In any case I will certainly make a synopsys of the tacofort turn by turn once it has progressed a bit more.. 😄
Post by: Shoruke on July 06, 2015, 01:07:20 pm
Spoiler: some bitching at the start (click to show/hide)
i gueess tomoorrow I get to deal with sickness AND a hangover... yay me.
at least I have some pretty pictures of the sunset sandwich and a half-decent Drunk fort turn.
save: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10975
Post by: Taupe on July 06, 2015, 01:14:42 pm
(this updaye is presented by Scumbag Steegre) (http://i.imgur.com/GXXQDul.jpg)
* * * * *
Somewhat pre-turn boozing.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Real turn begins here.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
END OF TURN"
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here is the save:
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10976 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10976)
Post by: Kamin on July 06, 2015, 01:36:53 pm
Post by: Shoruke on July 07, 2015, 12:02:16 am
But, nope.
Damn, son. Good turn :P
Post by: Taupe on July 07, 2015, 02:09:10 am
2-The ROOM in the thread title is not capitalized it makes me nuts.
3-Seriously this fort has zero metallic ore this is very sad.
4-
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I was just like "there is no way... nobody could be THAT drunk..Look, it was... the taco structure is confusing? Like, it has many floors and also walls.
Post by: Yoink on July 07, 2015, 05:04:14 am
Post by: Camulus on July 09, 2015, 07:52:55 am
So expensive
Ha
Drunk slut is me name boys
Not giviyng ye shit though
Hungry wryyyyyyyyy!
Post by: Kamin on July 09, 2015, 10:37:27 am
Driynk again still not gonna play yo fags/bitches/idiots
So expensive
Ha
Drunk slut is me name boys
Not giviyng ye shit though
Hungry wryyyyyyyyy!
Well THAT escalated quickly...
Post by: Camulus on July 09, 2015, 12:25:33 pm
Post by: WordsandChaos on July 10, 2015, 07:56:30 am
...
when truly i have no fucking clue what a lye is.
It's useful for chemical burns.
Post by: Taupe on July 13, 2015, 09:22:40 pm
Coming to you next wednesday...
Post by: Shoruke on July 14, 2015, 04:59:58 am
Try to get through some of my vodka stash before I come home to Canada.
Post by: Naryar on July 14, 2015, 10:21:10 am
Post by: Taupe on July 15, 2015, 02:49:50 pm
So obviously, i went for some sprinting outside. I usually try to walk (run) back and forth work as much as possible to avoid becoming a couch potato, but obviously this week doing a 25 minutes sprint twice a day was sort of suicidal, so I took the subway train instead. So naturally, I was all ready to catch up on the days i ommited previously. Turns out there are three stages to being sick.
step one: I can't move, I can only lay in bed and cry
step 2: I can do nothing fine, but going to work makes me want to die.
step 3: Alright, I can go about my daily routine and work without dying. I'm cured!
Turns out, trying to actually jog right as you reach step 3 reveals a mysterious step 4, and also modifies step 3
step 3.2: I can go about my daily routine and doing exercise is a trap and now my eardrums are stuck and buzzing and my head is spinning and there is a 4l bottle of mucus slowly trying to leave my respiratory system oh shit what have I done!
step 4: (presumably) I'm cured!
So, long story short due to weird circonstances I'm currently feeling shitty and it's very not 9am. I will have to delay my turn to tomorrow, or next week.
Post by: Kamin on July 15, 2015, 03:21:31 pm
Post by: Shoruke on July 16, 2015, 11:29:06 am
It is, unfortunately, 1:30 AM, and so my turn is being delayed for most of a day. See you tomorrow.
The next Today We Learned segment features bunnies! And also busses, but mostly bunnies!
Post by: Shoruke on July 17, 2015, 10:49:37 am
but I'm drunk and I got the save so its' my turn bitches here we go
Post by: Camulus on July 17, 2015, 10:52:17 am
5this is becoming a lousy theme.
^_^
Post by: Shoruke on July 17, 2015, 12:24:38 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10994
*facepillow*
Post by: Taupe on July 17, 2015, 04:49:46 pm
Post by: Naryar on July 21, 2015, 10:36:02 am
and i want to take a turn but I don't have the opportunity to do so :-\
Post by: Ruhn on July 21, 2015, 04:53:16 pm
Post by: Camulus on July 24, 2015, 11:19:22 pm
Lost me phone me wallet and me keys.
A blackout.
Me body is ripped in twain with digestive abnormalities.
Never ever ever drink moonshine for free and then tell the locals you are not drunk yet.
They will make you so.
Mrrrrrrgmmmmhhhhh fare well funny folk.
Post by: Bobnova on July 25, 2015, 02:54:58 pm
Sorry to hear you lost everything :(
Post by: Geallen on July 27, 2015, 03:47:39 am
Step 1: lock yourself in your room
Step 2: put noise maker on said door handle
Step 3: Get drunk
That being said, I want to be dworfed, perhaps I'll jump in if you guys have space. If there is, soonest I can do a round tomorrow evening I'll be tired from work on top of everything else so !!FUN!!.
Name: SirFancyPants
Job:Clothier
Request: MAKE LOTS OF PANTS with him
Post by: Kamin on July 27, 2015, 03:52:15 am
Post by: Geallen on July 27, 2015, 03:54:21 am
Post by: Kamin on July 27, 2015, 03:55:56 am
Post by: Geallen on July 27, 2015, 05:21:38 am
Post by: Bobnova on July 27, 2015, 09:37:20 pm
I'm looking forward to it.
We all are.
EDIT:
Must be one hell of a workday if you're not home yet.
Post by: Taupe on July 28, 2015, 12:53:47 am
Excellent!DAYS ARE 24 HOURS.
I'm looking forward to it.
We all are.
EDIT:
Must be one hell of a workday if you're not home yet.
Post by: Geallen on July 29, 2015, 01:39:45 am
Anyways I'll edit this page in a bit since now I have time to compile the stuff together. If you guys don't use the save file its fine, I think I was somewhere in winter when I hit the deck.
Post by: Taupe on July 29, 2015, 01:54:48 am
Post by: Geallen on July 29, 2015, 03:56:20 am
Anyways I only got to opal. And seems shit was starting to hit the fan. Good luck guys. Next time I'll try to do this on the weekend rofl. Also I didn't dworf myself.
save
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The session
Holy crap I'm running my body through an triatholon today, was up all night playing DF saw this thread and joined in. For those of you who don't know me or my day job its intense. I'll shorten it for you.
OH gawd! Brass everywhere its just all over the place! Wait no! Its in the vents! Shoot her! ShooooT! HER! Get to da Pants!
Yea its a hardknot life for me.
Alright so before I get obliterated here's what I got in store for myself. No beer around(which I would prefer). But theres a shot of vodka I'll down right away as an starter, and I found this large ass bottle of red wine thats been sitting around for a few years, so time to put it to use. As for my supplements to keep my pallete and body satiated,
I have lots of water, and chocalate, the organic kind no sugar, cinamon goodness.
Lets rub our hands together and see what happens.\
Pants T -1
Kay, so Im nuked. Wasd playing Open xcom ufo-dick def. last misson tokoyo atack n' I only have lasers, fucking cyberdicks all over tlhe fucking city. Lets just say that, all dead okay
now time for DF.
Pants T -0
ok time for soem music tohelp chear me up.
https://youtu.be/VyKi2I0m08w?t=10m34s
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm ready for DF now
Pants T+1
o fuck what is this MADDNESSSSSSSSS!!!?
alrihgt whoever made thiss stockpile really? this thing has a larger cavvvity than hilary clintons snuke from sp. quantum stockpilez ave us
its ok though im just piky
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o sheeiet is that ice like keeping lava................. ok who coded this gam a TOAD!?!?
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4th pantsstone
i finnaly found where our barracs is. I feel so bad for these guys they deserve better. ill come up with soomething
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6th pantsstone
OH GAWDALDkjA:SLdkJA! one of our dwarves is a werelizardzzzzz KILL IT pURGAAE IT!
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get ther fast! guyz ar diezing
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im sorry urist it had to be done I take a few swigs of wine in his memory
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14th pantsstone
OKOAY i found some inspiration from this woodya on the surfac
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i dub it ARMOKS COK
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the balls will be the barracks, shaft their homes da tip memorial hal IT WIL BE EPIC
i desrve some more swigs of drink for my genuis
20th pantsstone
welp stuf is boring so i check the stocks, OH GURD WE NEEEEE MOR WEAPONZZZZZZZ armork doe not approve!
25th PANTSSTONE
so armoks cock is going sl;ow welp some FUNNY GUY is digging out lots of iceeeeeee. whoever did ill get you IF ITS THE LAS T:LHING I DO
2nd pantsopal
kay so one of the miners haikiaiaia or wat ev has a mood. better be sumthing gut
4th OHGURDPANTSOPALWERELIZ:ALKAJRDS EVYWERE
kay i think tis fort might be scewdled whatevs ill let some other overseer fix it CHURGE PORGE DA EVILZA
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NOOOOOOOO pplz are DIEZING
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6th opalsaztimes
so manyz deadz;dflkasjdf i think ill have to qaurantine, then kill all pplz who rz lizurds but first I WANT ARMAORKS COKS DONE
more swigs fur do fallen!
Post by: Kamin on July 29, 2015, 10:18:00 am
Post by: Taupe on July 29, 2015, 11:25:01 am
Post by: Naryar on August 03, 2015, 11:38:17 am
and my giant, vertical, erected wooden penis still stands
Post by: Taupe on August 03, 2015, 11:53:15 am
Some of these things can be bottles of juice
Sometimes you get back from work and are thirsty.
That's when you drink the bottle.
Sometimes the juice is actually a very strong cocktail and you are drunk.
That's when turns begin.
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Spoiler: Actual turn begins (click to show/hide)
Here is the save y'all (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11031)
Post by: Bobnova on August 11, 2015, 09:03:51 am
Also, how did I miss this turn?!
Also Also, how did that manage to fill with lava? I am confused.
Post by: Ruhn on August 11, 2015, 11:02:13 am
Suddenly the place is looking a lot more ''filled with water'' than anticipated.This turn was fun to read, but also very easy. We need more keybord mashing.
The original plan accounted for a normal corridor
this corridor is obviously filled with water
Ugh I hate when plans backfire.
Backfire
YES IF I TURN THE PLACE INTO OBSIDIAN THE WATER GOES AWAY.
Gotta fire back. With fire.
Firing back with fire was a great idea. Sadly it backfired and left you with magma instead.
I don't know what was wrong at the end of the turn, but it will be a nice surprise for the next drunk!!
Post by: Bobnova on August 11, 2015, 10:04:40 pm
I'm going with the same answer I give for any of the XKCD guy's "What If" questions: "Nothing good."Suddenly the place is looking a lot more ''filled with water'' than anticipated.This turn was fun to read, but also very easy. We need more keybord mashing.
The original plan accounted for a normal corridor
this corridor is obviously filled with water
Ugh I hate when plans backfire.
Backfire
YES IF I TURN THE PLACE INTO OBSIDIAN THE WATER GOES AWAY.
Gotta fire back. With fire.
Firing back with fire was a great idea. Sadly it backfired and left you with magma instead.
I don't know what was wrong at the end of the turn, but it will be a nice surprise for the next drunk!!
Post by: TD1 on August 12, 2015, 07:02:32 am
and my giant, vertical, erected wooden penis still standsYou should probably see a doctor, then :P
Post by: Omeganaut on August 12, 2015, 08:46:46 am
Post by: Taupe on August 12, 2015, 10:31:37 am
Wow I cant wait to see how great the fortress is doing.
Post by: Kamin on August 12, 2015, 02:40:08 pm
I'm back -snip-Welcome back, friendo!
Post by: Omeganaut on August 12, 2015, 07:59:29 pm
No wait, not that one, the other one....
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Post by: Taupe on August 13, 2015, 11:23:43 am
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I like wine but i know nothing about em. As a result I chose this turn's fuel based on the name and picture. This one is an australian wine and it is named Smoky Bay. if that doesnt describe whats about to take place I dunno what will.
Post by: Ruhn on August 13, 2015, 12:18:57 pm
Post by: Omeganaut on August 13, 2015, 12:53:31 pm
Post by: Taupe on August 13, 2015, 01:18:25 pm
I may have made up my own titles to keep things interesting for me. And we all know how well drunk overseers stick to the titles.Yeah it goes along the lines of ''Fuck, im so wasted, and I forgot what I'm doing... maybe I'll... ugh... OMG DWARFING PEOPLE. must dwarf 'll the people. Thinking of... words? QUICK ADD SOMETHING WITTY. oh god there are 30 more''.
Post by: Shoruke on August 13, 2015, 05:38:15 pm
Yeah, sometimes you get some good ones, and then you get mine which are long segments of "drunk guy cannot names"I may have made up my own titles to keep things interesting for me. And we all know how well drunk overseers stick to the titles.Yeah it goes along the lines of ''Fuck, im so wasted, and I forgot what I'm doing... maybe I'll... ugh... OMG DWARFING PEOPLE. must dwarf 'll the people. Thinking of... words? QUICK ADD SOMETHING WITTY. oh god there are 30 more''.
Post by: Taupe on August 14, 2015, 07:03:03 am
Spoiler: Prelude (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The actual, glorious turn (click to show/hide)
The save is here and it is awesome. (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11059)
Post by: Omeganaut on August 14, 2015, 09:26:11 am
i decide that flapping my hands on the piano randomly for 5 minutes while screaming fiiiiiiish, fisssssh, fishfishfish is as goosd as any time to start this turn.I couldn't have said it better myself!
Post by: Taupe on August 14, 2015, 09:39:30 am
Its as good as any a rendition of the windfish theme.i decide that flapping my hands on the piano randomly for 5 minutes while screaming fiiiiiiish, fisssssh, fishfishfish is as goosd as any time to start this turn.I couldn't have said it better myself!
Post by: Yoink on August 14, 2015, 12:00:57 pm
Ah, australia, a land where every insect bite could be the last. People could be dying any second, and they need to access their booze this instant.
Australia is a lot like dwarf fortress. Everything outside your walls want you dead, the nobility is really fucking annoying, and the place was founded by a bunch of misfits the old government obviously didnt want around anymore.
I wanna sig one of these but I can't decide which I like more. >.>
The actual drunk part of the turn is great so far, too! Even if I'm not sure quite what is going on/what Glorious Overseer is trying to achieve.
Post by: Taupe on August 14, 2015, 12:13:44 pm
Also wow, I made a random drawing of the dove based on what i assumed a dove from hell would look like but holy shit Look at the actual description of Fightscald. (http://i.imgur.com/iBTurPV.jpg)
Post by: Kamin on August 14, 2015, 02:40:35 pm
So much this. Never did I know Taupe for such a wordsmith!Ah, australia, a land where every insect bite could be the last. People could be dying any second, and they need to access their booze this instant.Australia is a lot like dwarf fortress. Everything outside your walls want you dead, the nobility is really fucking annoying, and the place was founded by a bunch of misfits the old government obviously didnt want around anymore.
I wanna sig one of these but I can't decide which I like more. >.>
Post by: Chevaleresse on August 14, 2015, 06:30:36 pm
Post by: TD1 on August 15, 2015, 06:05:02 am
I laughed when Naryar turned out to be the only casualty.
Well, until the other 20 odd.
Post by: Taupe on August 15, 2015, 02:51:34 pm
Post by: Vyro on August 15, 2015, 04:01:58 pm
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Post by: Shoruke on August 15, 2015, 07:48:53 pm
We now have a room filled with fire and webs and demons and half of everything we own is on fire foreverCan we make, like, placards of this and post it on the thread so everyone browsing the Community Games board can see what this thread is like in brief? Because this so perfectly epitomizes Drunk Fortress. Well done.
Only twenty five people died, evicerated in gruesome ways by doves from hell.
Half the fortress is filling with magma
Half of whats left is filling with water
I henceforth declare this turn a success.
Post by: Taupe on August 15, 2015, 08:01:36 pm
Thank you, good sir. If people feel the same, then maybe we could put it somewhere in the OP or something. Or maybe on the trope page, I dunno.We now have a room filled with fire and webs and demons and half of everything we own is on fire foreverCan we make, like, placards of this and post it on the thread so everyone browsing the Community Games board can see what this thread is like in brief? Because this so perfectly epitomizes Drunk Fortress. Well done.
Only twenty five people died, evicerated in gruesome ways by doves from hell.
Half the fortress is filling with magma
Half of whats left is filling with water
I henceforth declare this turn a success.
Post by: Kamin on August 15, 2015, 08:21:12 pm
I am taking a turn now. You know the drill, you love it.FLOW, MY TEARS
Post by: Vyro on August 16, 2015, 04:16:30 am
Captain’s log, two minutes to midnight.
Boozing up, listening to good music. Hey, this really tastes like moose piss. Hate to be correct at times. Why am I such a cheapskate?
The drone is rising up. Forgot coke back at the kitchen, good. Pop that shit open! Satyricon s unusually relaxing tonight.
Bathroom breaks are becoming longer and harder The eyes hsve trouble fixing on one spot. Suddenly the moonshine is not that bad. I’m on my way therte/
alright, I think I’m ready to embrace the .. the situation. Loading up thr save
Fuck. Me/ Sideways. oh qhat could have possibly gone wrong since the last save I checked? Its not like smbody could mess up things more than they areafy were right? right? Now its like someone took a calculated feffrot of doing the most insane thing practically possibl and got away with it. I can imagine him walking on the balcony in his gown smoking a sig and going “yeahh now that’s how you screw a fortress man”. And now its my problem, that’s the wordst part. Hang on a minute now I need to stare all perp
lexed like at this giant misshapen suppository driven right up this fort’s cancerous butthole.
"i ave a badd feelin abotyut this"
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hurrrrrrrr alright. time ta dorf stuff
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quantumizing stuff, this place is a mess. how do I quantumize stuff agaim?..
this geology iz kinda weiad, now im gonna flex my magic and.... .
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OKAY I GET IT! the stomack gave me a subytle hint. I SHALT PREVAIL!!
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pets? nah, you aint allowed to keep any pets. This is a military outpost, not a petting zoo. You sjould ave applied to Bumfuck Rivendel in the forest along the way – the pointy pricks will surely appreciate ur effort and dietary variety you’ll bring. Dorks. Why can’t I feel my legs anymore?
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This concludes the intelligible part. Sometime later I ran the save on a stronger machine (and kinda sober). Spent about an hour before the game crashed trying to save. No error message, no nothing. It just ceased to be. Apparently it hates me for some reason.
I am officially never touching Shaman’s Blood ever again. The last time left me wondering who am I and why the stomach wants to exit via my throat with the rest of the digestive tract, for several hours. And that’s not the worst part even. This thing goes rather well but has a kickback like a sledgehammer to the balls, the forehead and then the balls again.
Sadly, I seem to be incapable of finishing the turn no matter how hard I try. Carry on, without me. Dorf me the guy from my story, the butcher that likes night ogres and respects the law. Put him as a Guard Captain (I AM THE LAW), give him an axe and make him train 27/7. Yes, a combat axe. What could possibly go worse than things already are?
Also, I'd recommend completing quantum-pile of everycrap and the Godhammer, unless you want to abandon or build something overly complicated instead that will surely misfire, and you like that kind of stuff.
Post by: Taupe on August 16, 2015, 08:05:12 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on August 16, 2015, 08:16:48 am
Post by: Omeganaut on August 16, 2015, 08:34:56 am
Post by: Bobnova on August 16, 2015, 10:19:54 am
No picks? how many iron do we
oh you dont have an office
well good luck with that im busy
I think this is my favorite part.
Post by: Scruffy on August 16, 2015, 11:27:42 am
These last few turns have raised my interest
Post by: Taupe on August 16, 2015, 12:02:50 pm
Hmm?Is that how you refer to the various wooden dongs?
These last few turns have raised my interest
Post by: Kamin on August 16, 2015, 02:58:01 pm
Post by: Bobnova on August 16, 2015, 04:30:03 pm
Hmm, the number of crashes is disturbing; it might just be that time to gen a new fort/world, but we'll see if the next overseer has the same issues. Wondrously entertaining turn, friend Vyro!
Yeah, we may have killed a .... fourth? save.
Post by: Taupe on August 16, 2015, 05:47:31 pm
My doves... my beautiful doves...Hmm, the number of crashes is disturbing; it might just be that time to gen a new fort/world, but we'll see if the next overseer has the same issues. Wondrously entertaining turn, friend Vyro!
Yeah, we may have killed a .... fourth? save.
Post by: Scruffy on August 17, 2015, 05:45:48 am
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Post by: Omeganaut on August 17, 2015, 07:57:27 am
Post by: Bobnova on August 17, 2015, 08:47:46 am
Something something etcSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Well that oughta do it!
Post by: Kamin on August 17, 2015, 09:29:40 am
I dunno, that's only enough for a tired, hungry version of Scruffy. He should probably pick up another bottle of something.Something something etcSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Well that oughta do it!
Post by: Scruffy on August 17, 2015, 10:19:13 am
Post by: Scruffy on August 17, 2015, 10:39:52 am
Post by: Kamin on August 17, 2015, 10:44:14 am
Erm. Should I use Taupe's save or is there a more recent (pre-crash) one from Vyro?I unfortunately didn't find Vyro's save, if he was able to get one. If you're ready to roll now, just use Taupe's--let us know if crashes are an issue.
Post by: Scruffy on August 17, 2015, 11:52:21 am
Starting by drinking what little remains of the snaps and some vodka with ..hmm.. what is it called in English? Sea-buckthorn? berries. They give a nice flavor and they just ripened so I picked some earlier today.
http://i.imgur.com/oIZBTyv.jpg
Lovely, about 35% drink. Don't worry. I will eat the booze-soaked berry husks later.
Haven't finished the second ... erlenmayer of buckthorn vodka but poured another small glass of vodka with blackcurrant juice extract (or what ever it should be called. Basically just steam juiced currants, so usually takes about 1 part to 20 or so to make juice, thus it doesn't really dilute the vodka, which is good (about 1/5 juice, 4/5 vodka and the flavor is still really strong)
Downloaded the save. Unlike usually, I won't check it out before drunk and ready to start)
I talk too much. Well, not talk, but write. And I think that I use too many commas. Heck, I even started a sentence with "and". Darn it.
Also, I have a faint feeling that I'm drunk. Surely that is not the case. I certainly wouldn't be drunk when I'm about to do something important like take a turn in this most valued succession fort of ours. Noiu. Never.
Aww- Tje first bottle of vodka ran out. Well, it was only 3/5 full when I started but still.. I will always miss thee bottle, my greatest ally whic hyou were. Really.
sob
Remember dorfs, never dilyte your buuze. boozxe. BOOZE it hads the taste and makes you drink more tjat you shgould. Just drink it straight or with 1/3 of mixrer at most. /unless it is cheap gin, in which case throw it out the window (WAIT! NO! NEVER WASTE BOOZE!
waot`? hmm? nothing wrong with that logic..
On the other news, I statee reading ath nover "dorfs!" I mean "Dwqarve "the Dwarves". Not all that great but is has dwarves so it is ok. A bit stereotypical
darn steam. getting spammed by a friend with some somewhat... erm.. never mind.. videos
humping negroes. taht is all yiou need to know. That sounmded somewhat racist. I'm not.
Some parapara. Why?
my fingers are snapping. Snap. SNAP! I did not ask for this.
quoicklöy finisihging some kancolle, then starting a turn.
Time for a glass f Graham's LBC port febore I get too drunk to appreciate it.
I kind of like it so I wonä't waste it by dringkti it all wen I', wasted so I will savour it now.
It is rather good port for it's åproice PRICE (since i don't want to waste mioney on proper vintage. Late bottled will suffice)
TURN STATS HEREs
jere ot begoms-- BEGO;GS- BEGINS!
drunk1
Demons? Hmm...
Howq rto dwart them ooff?
Oh, there are notes on the levers. Time to pull the candy bridge and candy prokect levers. Hoepfully they will save us
the game froze..
ojh, tit works again
THE WAY IS CLOseD! IT WAS ULTR BYU THE DRUN KAND THE DRUNK SHALL KEEP IT!
tje gamne is running far oo slow to be playable. It is frozen most othe time
Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.
some moose meatloaf too
Oh, I had some buckthornw ´vodka left. Just a bit. Dam n basic hemistry. The buckthorn struff hhas phased on the top and alcohol on the bottom. I thought it would be sollutable enough to organic solvents but it seems like it formed a different phaseö.
Well, it is ogne now.f
Ican't åölau PLAY this!
The save is unplauable
end of turn
Post by: Taupe on August 17, 2015, 02:18:52 pm
I think we should consider this save... Terminated.
Post by: Omeganaut on August 17, 2015, 09:25:18 pm
Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.I am trying to understand what he was trying to communicate with this jumble of word vomit.
some moose meatloaf too
Also, that quote caused my sigtext to hit the post limit. So I edited it to cut down on extra data and such, and I might be paring down the list in the future based on what can still make me giggle. If at any time your favorite quote from this thread is not on there. let me know and I'll add it. But it has to be your favorite.
Post by: Shoruke on August 18, 2015, 11:24:03 am
I think it involved food. Turnips and meatloaf (or turnip meatloaf, idunno) and possibly other things.Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.I am trying to understand what he was trying to communicate with this jumble of word vomit.
some moose meatloaf too
Post by: Kamin on August 18, 2015, 02:09:59 pm
I like how everybody here is more concerned with the food than the humping. Very enlightening... :PI think it involved food. Turnips and meatloaf (or turnip meatloaf, idunno) and possibly other things.Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.I am trying to understand what he was trying to communicate with this jumble of word vomit.
some moose meatloaf too
Post by: Random_Dragon on August 22, 2015, 11:01:10 am
Post by: Geallen on August 23, 2015, 01:10:40 pm
Maybe all the blood splattered inside it will make it come to life... mwhahahahahahahah!
Post by: Omeganaut on August 25, 2015, 09:19:39 am
Post by: SirQuiamus on September 04, 2015, 01:46:59 pm
Is your latest fort b0rk3d nows? Where can get save?
Post by: Taupe on September 04, 2015, 03:01:38 pm
Post by: SirQuiamus on September 04, 2015, 03:32:31 pm
Taupe's save is go!
(http://i.imgur.com/otsR9dY.png)
We gonna hav another turn tonigh, i hope.
Post by: SirQuiamus on September 04, 2015, 03:49:02 pm
Muyst find USB cord because wants post images. because
stoopid windows installl shite!!!
okay here we go:
Spoiler: status report (click to show/hide)
Okaay, firwst off, too many stockpile.l not good. <not At all!
Must overhaul stockpiles, yup!
Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/3YuWrS2.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Vg6672c.png)
haha, there's no fuckwn way we'll fight this off
I'm crossing rthe Beering Strait now! Don't disturb me whilr i'm beEEring!
(http://i.imgur.com/isKxYoq.png)
lelel u can has minectat stochpeule!!
(http://i.imgur.com/v8oOPzj.png)
Why This is marker nO? No Fuvken reason, will dig now.
(http://i.imgur.com/sVii1Bf.png)
haha, dorky dorfs building more tacos now
is mehejtprohthert lel, let'b build more!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/WKEMRlu.png)
de most imporant thing
dicks are Importent
(http://i.imgur.com/CiLoqmI.png)
hahe elves being salty, eh?
(http://i.imgur.com/XECch7f.png)
mang, ghosts being pricks, gotta slab now, yeh
...
hahaha, fuck you guis3, no fukint way im gona do dat!
I just sold evrything to the caravan that's to be sold
...
WhaaAAaaA?
(http://i.imgur.com/snapCPJ.png)
Is All Flooding, I don' nknoe what is goinh on
(http://i.imgur.com/snapCPJ.png)
De Ice melt there's water errywhere
fookin melts ah dont hve nuthin fur dat
(http://i.imgur.com/cBE3vyI.png)
Oh mang, I realy had almos enugh now, will finis year then uplod saev if can
(http://i.imgur.com/MMO4DdF.jpg)
WhY Tacos Melt? this is absolutely hoffible, how could this happen? Is all flooded now, suurounded by waters, It's 7/7 mothavyhcas, no likw.
(http://i.imgur.com/nWfKhEF.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/GO2HlN9.png)
THIS IS WHAT HAPENED LATELY
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER EVYRY WORD OF IT
fuck you guys im tires of this bultshit
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11109 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11109)
Here is save.
Post by: Taupe on September 04, 2015, 04:15:50 pm
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Must overhaul stockpiles, yup!This right here is why you do not overhaul my stockpiles.
Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!
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haha, there's no fuckwn way we'll fight this offWe don't fight them. We store them. That's why it's a demon stockpile.
Post by: SirQuiamus on September 04, 2015, 04:18:55 pm
IS TOO why I overhaul stockpiles! do nor Argue! I overseer now!QuoteMust overhaul stockpiles, yup!This right here is why you do not overhaul my stockpiles.
Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bobnova on September 06, 2015, 12:26:07 am
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Okaay, firwst off, too many stockpile.l not good. <not At all!
Must overhaul stockpiles, yup!
Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/3YuWrS2.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Vg6672c.png)
haha, there's no fuckwn way we'll fight this off
I'm crossing rthe Beering Strait now! Don't disturb me whilr i'm beEEring!
(http://i.imgur.com/isKxYoq.png)
lelel u can has minectat stochpeule!!
(http://i.imgur.com/v8oOPzj.png)
Why This is marker nO? No Fuvken reason, will dig now.
(http://i.imgur.com/sVii1Bf.png)
haha, dorky dorfs building more tacos now
is mehejtprohthert lel, let'b build more!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/WKEMRlu.png)
de most imporant thing
dicks are Importent
(http://i.imgur.com/CiLoqmI.png)
hahe elves being salty, eh?
(http://i.imgur.com/XECch7f.png)
mang, ghosts being pricks, gotta slab now, yeh
...
hahaha, fuck you guis3, no fukint way im gona do dat!
I just sold evrything to the caravan that's to be sold
...
WhaaAAaaA?
(http://i.imgur.com/snapCPJ.png)
Is All Flooding, I don' nknoe what is goinh on
(http://i.imgur.com/snapCPJ.png)
De Ice melt there's water errywhere
fookin melts ah dont hve nuthin fur dat
(http://i.imgur.com/cBE3vyI.png)
Oh mang, I realy had almos enugh now, will finis year then uplod saev if can
(http://i.imgur.com/MMO4DdF.jpg)
WhY Tacos Melt? this is absolutely hoffible, how could this happen? Is all flooded now, suurounded by waters, It's 7/7 mothavyhcas, no likw.
(http://i.imgur.com/nWfKhEF.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/GO2HlN9.png)
THIS IS WHAT HAPENED LATELY
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER EVYRY WORD OF IT
fuck you guys im tires of this bultshit
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11109 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11109)
Here is save.
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OMFG that was wonderful!
I can only imagine the real life reaction, but I bet it was hilarious :D
Post by: Taupe on September 06, 2015, 04:17:10 am
Awesome turn btw.
Post by: SirQuiamus on September 06, 2015, 07:26:40 am
The ocean melts and floods the fort = Completely unexpected and brick-shittingly horrible.
Honestly though, my turn was 5% fortressing and 95% watching washer kill videos on Youtube. I just couldn't concentrate on the task at hand, for obvious reasons.
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 06, 2015, 12:10:56 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 07, 2015, 11:01:01 pm
Post by: Omeganaut on September 08, 2015, 09:09:26 am
Post by: Kamin on September 08, 2015, 11:13:00 am
Post by: Yoink on September 10, 2015, 05:27:32 pm
Post by: Taupe on September 10, 2015, 05:29:40 pm
Well, you probably are rather flammable, soaked with booze as you are. ^-^Spontaneous Drunkustion
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 10, 2015, 05:30:02 pm
Post by: Kamin on September 10, 2015, 06:17:22 pm
Note to self: keep derpdragons away from the booze stockpile.What about herpdragons?
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 10, 2015, 06:24:17 pm
Post by: Yoink on September 11, 2015, 09:05:02 am
Post by: Taupe on September 11, 2015, 10:57:30 am
Oh, how I long for the day when I can participate in this once more... at least I've been playing some regular, sober DF to practice.From what I noticed, being drunk makes people better at what really matters. Sure we stop caring aboit survival and food and weapons, but our unburdened brain, albeit working at reduced capacity, can fully focus on the real task: Dongs and tacos and petting zoos.
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 11, 2015, 10:58:44 am
Post by: Vyro on September 25, 2015, 01:06:01 pm
Has anyone here remade the world already into something more... playable? I will be having minor drinking opportunities in the near future and it would be wrong to waste them.
Post by: Kamin on September 25, 2015, 03:06:42 pm
Come arise thread awesome!I think this embark/world is pretty much dead, judging from the save playability. I would not be against a new world spawn (and obviously a new embark).
Has anyone here remade the world already into something more... playable? I will be having minor drinking opportunities in the near future and it would be wrong to waste them.
Post by: Yoink on September 26, 2015, 12:12:19 am
Post by: Camulus on September 26, 2015, 07:55:28 am
Camulus is feeling slightly drunken by street grade arak, heavily depressed by the futility of human survival and somewhat amused by the immature sci-fi romp that is red dwarf.
Soooo,,,,,.......... Vhere is current workin save if any?
What would rastafarian hitler have been like, an would ye ave supported em?
I sorta wanna git moar drunk, before I do thusly, should create new world or etc etc tec do me work for me ye drunken louts.
EDIT!!!!: One fucking "[". No...damned images and codes and such
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3L9swizXB4
Post by: Camulus on September 26, 2015, 08:16:10 am
but viewing previous humans comments and such it seems that mantis cteretor
mantis kreator
Kamin that is supports a a genocide and a new world order
so Ill git more drunk (wont be that drunk but at least i am playing etc etc etc etc_)
I am back on more shitty 3rd world internetz which goes off a lot so dont be surpirised if fort half played, I was too lazy to move me arse to other interntet point waway from comfortable bed and such.
EDIT1: Okay genning new worl now while s[prite areak and oj(orange juice for ye wee laddies) are being conmsumed, together with ze camel blacks, kitchen grade firemaker device(almost out of lighter flyids) out of bathroom windows and fruther on I march
Edit2: not to meself: Always remeber tah mute computer and shitty win8 before ye start DF.
Toady is a sadist fer puttin in that loud dwarfy scream, me ears burts and scus ansd and scuh
The world
(http://puu.sh/koLsf/7f445e66e8.png)
Ugh never mind Id rather wallow in self pity than makes snese of all these numbers and things
aSLos red dwarf'''
(http://puu.sh/kq9kA/16623585d5.png)
Kazy freeloaders
Post by: Omeganaut on September 26, 2015, 08:56:35 am
Post by: Camulus on September 27, 2015, 10:06:55 am
I am drunk,
No booze left but after tatoo I drank arak and ducak and fuck it I am going to try again(If i dont pass oiut)'
Last world was sghit but eh I''ll play it lotsa volcanoes(This bali island place has eme 2 too)
So I am going to gwn 2nsd new wqorld easy way, last time I was ble tooo tsah take %00 barrels of booze(cheated with params)
So genning world noob(drunken idiot way now)
Ph thats an edit(***^^^^
2nd edit says that its and edit ^&()_=
Post by: Camulus on September 27, 2015, 10:27:55 am
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Post by: Amperzand on September 27, 2015, 11:30:45 am
Post by: Camulus on September 27, 2015, 12:30:07 pm
This place is great. :D
Hehwejehe yes yesbyes
Gnight...
Flying crocodiles?
Stramgr scifi strange humans wit their tattoos strange pain and food erg FIN_
Post by: Bobnova on September 27, 2015, 12:43:28 pm
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Dooorknob fairy gacve moi:The fuck?
That was a wonderfully incoherent turn, well played!
Post by: Amperzand on September 28, 2015, 03:55:38 am
Post by: Camulus on September 28, 2015, 07:18:47 am
I believe we may have read the anecdotes of one who got an embarrassing tattoo while drunk.
Heh thankfully that was not the case.
I got it before either I or the artist embarked on an alcoholic adventure beneath the full moon and filled with spicy chicken, a pregnant cat walking on a roof and a merry motorcycle ride through the twisitng streets while singing incoherently.
The tattoo, while not artistically masterful, is somewhat stylish in a metal way and presentable in the respected social circles that a jobless wanderer such as myself moves about in.
It has also brought about a recurrent viral infection where the subject is prone to communicate via needlessly elongated sentences.
Clearly I am currently bored.
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 28, 2015, 11:00:04 am
Let us all become Shoruke. You will all be one with Mother
I should snag some SC and try a turn sometime, though I've been waiting to see the next version in all its glory.
Post by: Shoruke on September 29, 2015, 01:37:06 pm
I mean uh, sorry I've been away from the thread so long, guys. Got back to Canada and had to sort out where to live, and try to get a new job, and
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS THEY HAVE PIZZA HERE
etc.
I'll likely be doing a Drunk Fortress turn later today. My ladyfriend will be present, but don't worry, she'll be drunk too so I don't get disqualified ;)
Post by: Taupe on September 29, 2015, 01:39:17 pm
ATTENTION MOTHERF-Welcome back! Where did you move to exactly?
I mean uh, sorry I've been away from the thread so long, guys. Got back to Canada and had to sort out where to live, and try to get a new job, and
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS THEY HAVE PIZZA HERE
etc.
I'll likely be doing a Drunk Fortress turn later today. My ladyfriend will be present, but don't worry, she'll be drunk too so I don't get disqualified ;)
Post by: Kamin on September 29, 2015, 04:17:29 pm
He moved to Japan, so his last posts were all from there. He is ostensibly Canadian, and has returned to Canada after his Japan excursion :DATTENTION MOTHERF-Welcome back! Where did you move to exactly?
I mean uh, sorry I've been away from the thread so long, guys. Got back to Canada and had to sort out where to live, and try to get a new job, and
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS THEY HAVE PIZZA HERE
etc.
I'll likely be doing a Drunk Fortress turn later today. My ladyfriend will be present, but don't worry, she'll be drunk too so I don't get disqualified ;)
Post by: Taupe on September 29, 2015, 04:38:52 pm
He moved to Japan, so his last posts were all from there. He is ostensibly Canadian, and has returned to Canada after his Japan excursion :DI meant it more like ''Which part of Canada''.
Post by: Kamin on September 29, 2015, 04:41:01 pm
Don't you tell me what you mean! IIIII tell YOUUUUU what you mean!He moved to Japan, so his last posts were all from there. He is ostensibly Canadian, and has returned to Canada after his Japan excursion :DI meant it more like ''Which part of Canada''.
Post by: Shoruke on September 29, 2015, 05:30:27 pm
Saskatchewan, breadbasket of the world, the second-flattest place on Earth (first is Manitoba, a province over) and home of the perpetual, salient "dude which of these piles of snow has my car under it?"He moved to Japan, so his last posts were all from there. He is ostensibly Canadian, and has returned to Canada after his Japan excursion :DI meant it more like ''Which part of Canada''.
Post by: Ruhn on September 29, 2015, 05:52:16 pm
I read haylf a page and gav3eve up.
Probably took alfasl a day hovfaff woekAADDAFADSF AND DRANnk 56 of those 16 oz frozggaserasera Grolsahsh (grolsh(=) bottles of goodness.
So maybe I can download whereerveavase the last turn was and maket htasd the isas gha FORTRESS!!!@Q
Edit: Iam passing out, no go after all. Played my fort too long. Super drunk but abl e to gtype cooreectly.
Post by: Taupe on September 29, 2015, 06:12:54 pm
RAWR RAWR none of this miaskles any sense!!!Successful turn, abridged.
I read haylf a page and gav3eve up.
Probably took alfasl a day hovfaff woekAADDAFADSF AND DRANnk 56 of those 16 oz frozggaserasera Grolsahsh (grolsh(=) bottles of goodness.
So maybe I can download whereerveavase the last turn was and maket htasd the isas gha FORTRESS!!!@Q
Post by: Shoruke on September 29, 2015, 07:59:05 pm
Where's the save!?
Scratch that, I found it. (hidden in a spoiler, rassum frassum)
Got the save loaded up, I'm gonna start drinking now
EDIT:
So Ladyfriend and I started up some Sword Art Online drinking game (http://notabrobro.tumblr.com/post/93842730071/sword-art-online-drinking-game) do get drunk and ready fro drunk fortress. We werent' getting through tour drinks svery fast so she impleemented a new rule: drink whenvere wthey start talkign about game physics. then they started episode 12. Ohh boy I think mayb all that chugging wasn't good for me.
TIME TO START DAT DRUNK FORT LETSSEE THIIAS SHIT
Post by: Shoruke on September 29, 2015, 11:31:28 pm
Spoiler: the turn (click to show/hide)
and the save
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11178
Post by: Taupe on September 30, 2015, 12:02:08 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 30, 2015, 12:54:18 am
Post by: Amperzand on September 30, 2015, 03:13:33 am
Post by: Omeganaut on September 30, 2015, 09:26:48 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on September 30, 2015, 04:14:22 pm
Post by: Taupe on September 30, 2015, 04:16:50 pm
I can barely dorf while sober, I can't imagine doing it drunk.Its easy. Once you stop caring about 90 percent of the things you should be doing, you can really focus on that 10 percent left.
Post by: Camulus on October 02, 2015, 06:26:35 am
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/0bae2f47925e72c198499aa4f76484ec/tumblr_inline_nm1cefQ4z51riwg0n_500.jpg)
The answer I fear will be yes.
Post by: Camulus on October 02, 2015, 07:47:25 am
RULES:
(I will be following shoruke's rule in a very informal fashion with a few gibberings in me language that is not english)
My rule:
Throughout the playment of the subject's turn, at least SIX hilarious signs(that exist within the realms outside) must be included(An example being the gravity cow above^^^^)
Sooooo me stocks:
600ml Arak (A demonic moonshone that is far stronger and cheaper than me great love in life, Scotch.)
500ml coke and ssprite respectively
One fan eternally turning at the highest setting, to no avail
One freshly washed shirt drenched in sweat
Water
A device used to contain liquids
18 black camels packed neatly for consumption by any wandering addict
Computer
Dodgy internet
Kino no Tabi (Excellent stuff)
Camulus
Commence.
EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCeY7vTY13k&feature=youtu.be
Post by: Camulus on October 02, 2015, 08:36:01 am
music mom german electro stuff
Spoliler aeadd amateys
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Post by: Camulus on October 02, 2015, 09:44:43 am
This tim I found modem hanging on cables, rat or cat or something must ave knocked it from window (modenm on sill(still) windowstill.......hmmm......
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_sill
ah ok sill
anyway arak not yet half finished, I am feeling far to sober at the moment
ek sal aangaan met beurt ae ek dronk word.
(http://d3310hm27mievn.galaxant.com/000/034/520/sarcasm28.jpg)
the family of rats that live above me head in this room....
Why do they only mske noises at night?
Hmmmm Ive been to malawi as a child, where they sell filed mice on giant sticks, ready tah eat
(http://scs.viceland.com/int/v14n11/htdocs/yo3/main_large.jpg)
Ah yes there we go, food and scuh.
I am hungry, only one meal today..... 11pm, so wont wander the streets for food now...no..more kino no tabi, more wolf's rain, camulus ye ave tah get drunk, stop lazing abooot, internet may die again soon at behest of the universal irony machine!!!
Uhmmm fuck this has been five post....this not even spoliered...hmmmmmm too bloggy get drunk ye wee lil git, imagine yer on the streets or talking tah randoms in ze bars where ye only go in fer free....
Arak nOT EVEN HA:VED!!!!!!
Ip logged...hmmm...hmmmm....................drink, no moar stalling...tolet stalls. window.sill..stills...bozze pulmp helmets...
I have no idea what I am doinfg.
*^*
Post by: Camulus on October 02, 2015, 10:24:30 am
Apologies for chaos in thread, but truly I don't give a fuck about it.
Archy an such.
Initiate.
*Anarcyy
*Anarchy
Yes got it
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Post by: Taupe on October 02, 2015, 10:44:29 am
Post by: Camulus on October 02, 2015, 12:23:09 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zdg-AMv8tw
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Post by: Camulus on October 02, 2015, 01:42:10 pm
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11182
eedit:
oh yes its weekend some1 get drunk and try save fort please
Post by: TheFlame52 on October 02, 2015, 02:01:30 pm
Post by: Shoruke on October 02, 2015, 03:16:01 pm
Good lord it's like if Boatmurdered had- Ceiling Cat, Armok, divines deliver us- sneakier elephants.
Post by: Bobnova on October 03, 2015, 01:23:01 am
We have a were-elephant contagion going around the fort?rofl
Good lord it's like if Boatmurdered had- Ceiling Cat, Armok, divines deliver us- sneakier elephants.
Boatmurdered is what got me into DF in the first place (hands up if that's true for you too).\
We are so screwed.
Bobnova, naturally, died in the first assault.
I didn't have high hopes as a miner in a fort with a volcano, but I didn't see death to wereelephant coming.
Post by: Camulus on October 03, 2015, 02:04:24 pm
edita;\
eait fuk wahat>>>???
ok so more dru k than last nugth drank kast aeak then wwnetn to balinese wedding withh arak and duak then stole beer and sprite(no offc not ploice) then hetr noe oh broke xcscooryter mirrorhabve me own mirror
not gonna play noew'''but just want tah say I Kno despise ye
so weak
Just get drunk humans so easy so cheap find hobo HHIOBO HBOB HOBO shows ye tah the cheap stuff and it drinks with ye fuck9ing frits worldc untd yer ave tah leaernt tsh survuove ok 3:07 am good mornong hope ye get drunmk
Post by: TheFlame52 on October 03, 2015, 03:00:31 pm
Post by: Shoruke on October 03, 2015, 03:35:11 pm
???
Now, I likes me some drunken shenanigoatse, but... Dude, drink some water, you're gonna hurt yourself.
Post by: Kamin on October 03, 2015, 03:39:22 pm
As far as I can tell, Camulus has been drunk for 33 hours now.Very much agreed.
???
Now, I likes me some drunken shenanigoatse, but... Dude, drink some water, you're gonna hurt yourself.
Dat sig, doe.
Post by: Vyro on October 03, 2015, 04:47:25 pm
Post by: Bobnova on October 03, 2015, 09:04:56 pm
I'm going in guys, cover me!You're covered!
Post by: Camulus on October 03, 2015, 11:04:03 pm
Eh don't worry about me, it rained last night so I was filled with the primal urge to celebrate.
Happened upon a drunken wedding celebration, a silent rice field with the lights of far off restaurants flickering upon the water, a pair of gigolos searching for more financially stable humans and the remnants of last night's tattoo festival.
Post by: Vyro on October 03, 2015, 11:25:53 pm
Got the software running, downloading files. Today’s setup is identical to last time pretty much, only with less cherry wine and no munchies. Will make do with some oranges and dry instant noodles. Srsly, those are like poor man’s Pringles, only so poor there’s even no cardboard in them. And they make you fart a lot, not that it’s your immediate problem. Oh, and Shaman Blood, sure. Admittedly I underestimated my enemy last time and he (she? it?) took advantage of me. Bring it on Shaman Blood, show me what you got!
Boozing up, running tunes, building a humping robot in Besiege, everyone but me has one already.
Sloow and steady, getting there. Wheres my goddamn fork, now theres orange everywhere and Im not even drunk yet. The humping robot looks suspiciously like a manticore rocket tank assembled by orks from random scrap at hand. It even blows itself up half the time! A resounding success in my book.
Alright I like my liver whgere it is now, lets et this party 1started!
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oaky they be chill now
need bridge. and moar corpse boxes
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alirghit change of policy! now your either be swingin iron battle axes or makin them. in case of danger aply AX to FACE, repeta till danger stops twitching. good
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BURRRRRR
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shit ran out of irons
and gold? yawn. mining moar
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http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11186 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11186)
Here's the save. I won't claim to have had the most climactic of turns, but hey, I got shit done and haven't poisoned meself to death while at it! Evil elephants are routed (all hail Vyro the Savior!), most of the random shit is quantumized or buried, we got supplies, weapons and bodies and the suppository dining hall is being built. It's almost like a normal game now. Guess I wasn't drunk nearly enough. Anyway, now it's not my problem anymore. Next person, you're in to kick shit up again.
Post by: Taupe on October 04, 2015, 12:41:11 am
Also, that was short but enjoyable. Well played.
Post by: Camulus on October 04, 2015, 02:32:49 am
What will the next drunkard do with the bloodsucker?
Post by: Amperzand on October 04, 2015, 03:11:51 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on October 04, 2015, 08:44:51 am
Post by: Bobnova on October 04, 2015, 10:00:28 am
Keep reading. NOPE, VAMPIRE!
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 04, 2015, 10:19:06 am
Now if only you had a weredragon infestation.
Post by: Bobnova on October 04, 2015, 10:30:54 am
Huehuehue. Remind me to remind the next person to dorf me if I'm not dorfed.I suspect there aren't many weredragons for the same simple logical reason you don't worry about mice with rabies.
Now if only you had a weredragon infestation.
To get rabies a mammal has to be bitten by another mammal that has rabies. Not much carries rabies that a mouse can be bitten by and survive.
Similarly, if a dragon bites a dwarf that's the end of the dwarf, no disease transmission.
Post by: Shoruke on October 04, 2015, 04:01:08 pm
нузб щгк пщщв фтв руфдер вшуещ fk wrong mode.I laughed harder than I should at this :P
What, never had a hand bitten off by a dragon just before the marksdorfs showed up?Huehuehue. Remind me to remind the next person to dorf me if I'm not dorfed.I suspect there aren't many weredragons for the same simple logical reason you don't worry about mice with rabies.
Now if only you had a weredragon infestation.
To get rabies a mammal has to be bitten by another mammal that has rabies. Not much carries rabies that a mouse can be bitten by and survive.
Similarly, if a dragon bites a dwarf that's the end of the dwarf, no disease transmission.
Post by: Bobnova on October 04, 2015, 05:56:41 pm
Not personally, no. Still have both hands :Dнузб щгк пщщв фтв руфдер вшуещ fk wrong mode.I laughed harder than I should at this :PWhat, never had a hand bitten off by a dragon just before the marksdorfs showed up?Huehuehue. Remind me to remind the next person to dorf me if I'm not dorfed.I suspect there aren't many weredragons for the same simple logical reason you don't worry about mice with rabies.
Now if only you had a weredragon infestation.
To get rabies a mammal has to be bitten by another mammal that has rabies. Not much carries rabies that a mouse can be bitten by and survive.
Similarly, if a dragon bites a dwarf that's the end of the dwarf, no disease transmission.
Only had a dragon in my fort once. Shortly thereafter I didn't have a fort.
Post by: Shoruke on October 04, 2015, 06:23:54 pm
I had airtight-ified the front gate, so he tried to swim in through the volcano. I'm guessing that this was permissable for the AI since skeletons don't need to breathe, but while dragon skin is fireproof, dragon bone is apparently not magma-proof. So I ended up with most of a dragon skeleton at the bottom of the volcano. Those bones never did melt...
Post by: Bobnova on October 04, 2015, 07:47:10 pm
I had a skeletal dragon in my fort once. Shortly thereafter, I didn't have a dragon.I'm speechless.
I had airtight-ified the front gate, so he tried to swim in through the volcano. I'm guessing that this was permissable for the AI since skeletons don't need to breathe, but while dragon skin is fireproof, dragon bone is apparently not magma-proof. So I ended up with most of a dragon skeleton at the bottom of the volcano. Those bones never did melt...
I don't know if this is the most wonderful thing ever, the most hilarious thing ever, the most WTF thing ever, or just an amusing DF story.
I'm going with wonderful and hilarious and wtf.
I can only imagine what went through the dragons mind (such as it is) when it started melting. "I've made a terrible mistake!"
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 05, 2015, 01:11:56 am
Post by: Gwolfski on October 06, 2015, 03:59:34 pm
Post by: Shoruke on October 06, 2015, 07:35:17 pm
now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones....That was a fort in highschool. I'm 24 now, so that was the better part of a decade ago.
...On a different computer.
...Which I'm pretty sure I completely wiped at some point afterwards.
...Also I no longer actually have that computer.
...And it was a waaaay different version of DF, back when I could actually make the military patrol sometimes.
...And I probably erased that save file anyway.
Those bones are long gone.
Post by: Kamin on October 06, 2015, 08:03:29 pm
Well with THAT attitude they will remain so.now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones....That was a fort in highschool. I'm 24 now, so that was the better part of a decade ago.
...On a different computer.
...Which I'm pretty sure I completely wiped at some point afterwards.
...Also I no longer actually have that computer.
...And it was a waaaay different version of DF, back when I could actually make the military patrol sometimes.
...And I probably erased that save file anyway.
Those bones are long gone.
Post by: Shoruke on October 06, 2015, 08:14:45 pm
Well, tell you what, if you get drunk enough to somehow reclaim the bones of that particular skeletal dragon, your next drink is on me.Well with THAT attitude they will remain so.now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones....That was a fort in highschool. I'm 24 now, so that was the better part of a decade ago.
...On a different computer.
...Which I'm pretty sure I completely wiped at some point afterwards.
...Also I no longer actually have that computer.
...And it was a waaaay different version of DF, back when I could actually make the military patrol sometimes.
...And I probably erased that save file anyway.
Those bones are long gone.
Post by: Omeganaut on October 06, 2015, 08:41:08 pm
For Drunk Science. For Dwarf Science. For Both because they are the same thing!Well, tell you what, if you get drunk enough to somehow reclaim the bones of that particular skeletal dragon, your next drink is on me.Well with THAT attitude they will remain so.now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones....That was a fort in highschool. I'm 24 now, so that was the better part of a decade ago.
...On a different computer.
...Which I'm pretty sure I completely wiped at some point afterwards.
...Also I no longer actually have that computer.
...And it was a waaaay different version of DF, back when I could actually make the military patrol sometimes.
...And I probably erased that save file anyway.
Those bones are long gone.
Post by: Camulus on October 06, 2015, 11:16:54 pm
Free drinks.....
Post by: Kamin on October 07, 2015, 12:56:05 am
*Camulus enters, plopping down the schematics of a timey-wimey machine thingy*Somebody get this guy a fuckin' medal.
Free drinks.....
Post by: TD1 on October 07, 2015, 03:53:29 pm
You did say metal, right?
Post by: Taupe on October 07, 2015, 05:05:34 pm
*Thrusts iron sword through Camulus*Unless it's garnierite, what's the point.
You did say metal, right?
Post by: Camulus on October 07, 2015, 08:44:56 pm
*Thrusts iron sword through Camulus*
You did say metal, right?
Thanks mister, with this free sword I may be able tah buy medicine for me ailing father.
A real hero, ye are.
Now impart upon me ye precious kidneys
Seriously though, how bored can one get.
Post by: Stadekxiel on October 08, 2015, 02:44:55 pm
Post by: Kamin on October 08, 2015, 04:58:09 pm
Anyone got dibs on tonight? If not, I've got a 750ml bottle of Jameson, a case of Mountain Dew, and a curiosity on how well the two will mix together. Also, most of a cold pizza.You got dis--let your curiosity be satisfied, friend!
Post by: Stadekxiel on October 09, 2015, 08:29:54 am
EDIT: Aaaand it's back. Time to get this show (back) on the road.
lrighty, so to start off. I'm completely sober at the moment, I've got a bottle of Jameson, a case of Mountin Dew, a pack of Camels, and a cold pizza all lined up and ready for my turn. About to download the save and forget about it for a couple hours while I pregame.
Oh. I should also probably mention I haven't played DF in over a year. Who knows, maybe the alcohol will bring all my memories of the game back..
Yea, we're probably doomed.
-----
In other news, now that I'm somewhat buzzed and about to start the game, I chose this particular drink mixup because I read some drivel about mt dew being originally intended as a mixer for whiskey, or possibly moonshine. I dunno, it tastes good though.
Opening this stuff up. Oh hey, I have no idea what's going on here.
Dorfed meself as an engineer. ^_^
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Blargh. I can't find my dorf to pull him out of the militat stuff
found the bugger.
aaand unpausing
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Aaaand h=just watching my dwarfs mine. Fun. Exciting. Meh.
really? do we only have three pickaxes? I onlysee three dorfs swinginpickaxed, gotta get a few making new ones. How do I do that again?
Siquod, you just bacame attached to a mere iron shield. Sucks to be you.
Ooh, fresh minio--- I mean, migrants!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
GREAT IDEA! I'm just gonna flood the lower levels, that aught to kill the beasties!
Blargh, my dorfs arent digging out thepaot taht wouht allow flooding of the lower sctiojne
Ble=argh, resuming aftergoing tosmoke.
So, ivebee drained of blood and killed/ time to redoft.
I think I've been eriaine do loood. fuck. blarhg.
blahI wantef to ne an enginaaar but the tast engineer died. meh,
Drinkinb more.
Took me three tried to rename a single dorf stadekxiel.
Blegh, jusgt going to unpuase for a bit nd see what happens,
All my alcohoo is gone, time to just coast through whiledrunk
Ooh, got a carpenter taken by a fey moo wonder twahet'll happen.
Blargh, Playeyd a game of magic, lost in three turns, time to get back to the game.
OOh, someone claimes a workshop
And a buncha dwarves turned into a wereelephant
Fuck. The game crashed.
Well, I'm out of booze, sobering up, and lost my progress. Meh. Sorry about the lack of fun, guys.
Post by: Shoruke on October 10, 2015, 08:58:35 pm
Fuck. The game crashed.
Well, I'm out of booze, sobering up, and lost my progress. Meh. Sorry about the lack of fun, guys.
"Act of God" is a pretty decent excuse for not having a stellar turn of Drunk Fortress.
Even if the god in question is the RNG... especially so, actually.
I think I've been eriaine do loood. fuck. blarhg.It's amazing how close you are to having typed that out correctly, and yet it still looks completely incomprehensible. I'm impressed.
Post by: Camulus on October 11, 2015, 08:55:52 am
Thus drunken poetry was born into this world, set to change the literary spheres of humanity for ages to come.
Post by: TheHossofMoss on October 17, 2015, 01:24:05 pm
Post by: Stadekxiel on October 17, 2015, 03:18:10 pm
Good luck!
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11186 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11186)
Post by: TheHossofMoss on October 17, 2015, 03:57:06 pm
Then get drinking and get playing. It crashed on my turn and I couldn't put up a save, so you're going to have to go back to where Vyro left off.
Good luck!http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11186 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11186)
I'm busy writing my senior paper at the moment (hence "someday" ;D ), but when i get some time in the next few weeks I'll give it a
Post by: Camulus on October 24, 2015, 11:27:00 am
THUS:
All ye sober fuckers, whether bound by academics, children, spouses, work, greed, pieces of dead tress or processed oil(plastic)
It cant be hard tah get drunk once a bloody week tah be playn this fort!
in essence:
Do as ye like glorious biological computers!
(I hope the law never findse moi)
Post by: Camulus on October 24, 2015, 12:59:20 pm
Post by: Shoruke on October 24, 2015, 07:04:53 pm
Post by: Kamin on October 25, 2015, 06:20:48 am
The poll needs a "well, it's as safe as any OTHER fortress, at least..." option. For people who aren't me, anyway.Who the hell does THIS guy think he even is? Shoruke or something? ::) Pfft, what a clown. Everybody knows I am Shoruke.
Post by: Shoruke on October 25, 2015, 04:36:24 pm
Hmm. How to prove my identity... Oh, I know! I'll take a turn of Drunk Fortress!The poll needs a "well, it's as safe as any OTHER fortress, at least..." option. For people who aren't me, anyway.Who the hell does THIS guy think he even is? Shoruke or something? ::) Pfft, what a clown. Everybody knows I am Shoruke.
...On... Monday, probably! Maybe.
Post by: Kamin on October 25, 2015, 07:04:04 pm
The gauntlet has been thrown down. Shall the Usurper raise to the challenge? Will the Besotten triumph? Tune in next time for the chilling conclusion of Shoruke vs. Shoruke!Hmm. How to prove my identity... Oh, I know! I'll take a turn of Drunk Fortress!The poll needs a "well, it's as safe as any OTHER fortress, at least..." option. For people who aren't me, anyway.Who the hell does THIS guy think he even is? Shoruke or something? ::) Pfft, what a clown. Everybody knows I am Shoruke.
...On... Monday, probably! Maybe.
Post by: Amperzand on October 25, 2015, 07:44:40 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 26, 2015, 11:04:55 am
Join us...become one with
Post by: Shoruke on October 26, 2015, 10:17:56 pm
Let's start with, uh, about three shots of vodka mixed with most of a can of Barq's. And play some FTL while I get drunk.
EDIT: Well, getting dizzy, but not drunk enough yet. Gonna switch to coconut rum + orange juice.
Now, serious question... how the fuck do you open Sunny D...
Post by: Camulus on October 26, 2015, 11:14:25 pm
Now, serious question... how the fuck do you open Sunny D...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shoruke on October 27, 2015, 12:05:40 am
Oh shit. I didn't get the save ready before drinking...
oh well, I've done it a dozen-odd times before, how hard could it be?
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!?
(http://oi61.tinypic.com/2ijq88m.jpg)
Nothing, aside from the fact that our fort looks like a girly little snow angel.
I feel like this is setting a bad precedent, but, whatever. Time to disable the internal spellchecker and
LEST DO THSI
Post by: Shoruke on October 27, 2015, 02:22:18 am
step ione is disable casp lock.
steop TWO is disabel the... i mean dexamine the fort
Holy shit, a military. Or at least a bunch of duoodes in the unit list doing drills eand demonstrations or we/
(http://oi61.tinypic.com/xpwwex.jpg)
I vageulyi recaill this. Have I been heere befoure?
obtw
I registerd Drunk Fort as a non-steam game. on steam.
so... add Shoruke on Steam sometime! You can tell when I'm playing Drunk Fort :3
Also it took me three treis to spell my name justd there
wait
(http://oi59.tinypic.com/ebdmdg.jpg)
vas is das
well, robably a dumbass idea to pull it
LEEEEEET'S DO IIIIIIIT
I maen, last time I wauz like, what could go wrong, nothgin went wroing. So
OH GOD OH NO EVERYBODYS TURNING INTO
...dorfs. Okay.
also its spring. SO I guess Im' strating in springk
what did that lever ieven tdo
theres too many unnamed dorfs.
claerly the only cuorse of action is...
You fools, we are ALL Shoruke.
Join us...become one withMother RussiaThe Shorukening.
Also, nine more Shorukes.
The poll needs a "well, it's as safe as any OTHER fortress, at least..." option. For people who aren't me, anyway.
(wait all these oddly-coloured miners and watevr... HAVE CUSTEOM DTILTES*
also
(http://oi57.tinypic.com/1znptfq.jpg)
welcome to SHORK IS LEGION
land of THE SHORKS
which is presided ober by
ME
SHORK
BWAHAHA
(http://oi59.tinypic.com/2mzb7fp.jpg)
AHAHA SEE IT'S GOT MY DNAME WRTEIITN ON IT AND every thing....
did... I do that?
...nah.
SEE ITS GOT MY NAME WRITTEN ON IT AND EVERYTHIGN
AND I DIDNT' EVEN DO TI
...that i remembr
holy shit, the tropsg are just... climbing aroudn in the caves.
scary
yes i found a shork-style magma forge
ist must be... built by a SHORTK
but how :o
i dotn' remembre.... kinda...
huh? :o
backup
(http://oi57.tinypic.com/xapbbr.jpg)
is our fort infestred with VAMPRIE WERELEPHATNS
fuck dood
I spent so much long...
I tried SO HOARD to stay saway from these kidn of fanfisc
goddanmit
apparently girlfriend is playing FTL too.
Got a ship full of non air brethre peopel.
named it the USS Ventsurprise
I'm so proud :'(
so anyway this drunkf- jesus christ.
(http://oi58.tinypic.com/34fcufb.jpg)
the worst part is I thikn I strated this...
OH
IT DIDNT DO THE THING
so today we learned...
well, severeal montsh ago we learend that all japanese otakus are pervaerts.
or engouh of them to make money or somethign
see cuz
every store with like figurines and stuff
is gonna have an adult section
with bikini figurines.
OH GOD THE BIKINI FIGURINES.
I wandred in on that shit like a dozen times. By accidetn.
addmittdly I coudln't read japanese but still.
on the oter hadn i dotn' blame them., super sonicos' tits are JUST NICE
but anywya dorfs
(http://oi59.tinypic.com/iptssn.jpg)
wat
okay
HEY
SOMEONE MADE A NOTSHORKSTYEL GRAVE
>:|
Migtrhants?
Oh good MAOR SHORKS
oh also it seems to be that time of the month
when all the dorfs get horny for elephatns or something
eh, theyll deal with it themsfvles, i have megratns to hanem
aaaaand theyre back. didtn' last very danm long.
basically dorfs turn into elephants like teenagers have sex. OOOOOOOOH BURN
WHAT
VRYO THE SAVRIOUS IS THE NEW MAYOR
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHORK MEMES
BALSPHFEMY
he ust be PUT TO DEFF
...I cant' do it. I can't sacrifice vyron, hes' just ike me. watns to be a truoo dorf. I'll have to sarfice someone esle...
WHO THE FUCK IS SZASIT
ho wait still gettting migratns.
OH WELL
TAFLNTED MINOR OR NO U DIE
SO MY CAT, RIGTE
is all hlike
HEY SHORK
im like wat
hes like GUESS HOW I AM
im like well well it soudsn like ur about to hock a hairball
hes like I FEEL
MORROWWS (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/morose) :(
im like fuck
take him to the bathroom
turns out he just wanted a hug
he is now layign siege to my pillow.
scratch that hes makgin sure i cant typie
fukkin cats
better not styeal my coconut rum
AHA
TABESL TURNED YOU CAT
normally when im like hey cat smell my breath
hes like hey that s cool. interestgin
but today hes like
dude the fuck.
so HAH
fuck u back cat
NOW GET OUT OF MY RUM
...rite dorfs
best way to scrfivce a dorf
FUCKING CAT HIAR ALL OVER THE KEYBAORD
is to drp them into the volcano.
so
gbridge
lever
eazsy
nobody is buidlign the bridge
make a billion masons
still nobody sz buidlgin the bridge
remove brruows
STILL BNOBOD- nvm there we go
.huh. how did a craftderp shork die of dehydration?
we have like 600 booz...
wetn to sleep with no water bottle?
I foudn a cavern!
dunno hoow
but it was next to the magma sea!
and a magma pool
and
basically caves and magma.
hmm. when i build a fllor onto a bridge it collspases.
need a new strategy...
HOW THE FUCSK ARE YOU...
why is there so much wining aobut no water
okay
UR DORFS
DRINK BOOZE
ALSO?!?
THESE IS TOTALLY WATER
I buitl a wlell and evretyhign i dunno what you want
...i was goona ask how all these ppl keep kdrying.
i think a bunch of them are "shork doest know how to volcano deathrap.
:
wups.
WHAT
all these other migratns
fuckers
why do u all block the migratn space... rassfum frassmum...
OHHHHHHHHHHH
the pointy lever closes the front door
lol...
no wonder everyone outside is starving...
ITS SUMMER
wait, only? :'(
no way am I getting through a whole year like this
BUT I MUST LAT LEAST ESCRIFCEICE A SHORK
one of the shorks got a fey mood
gave dat bitch a bower shoppe
bitches love... to nkow how to finish this meme.
oops.
ANYWAY
hoomin caravan.
fuck em.
busy.
gotta sacrifice a shork.
FOR SCIENCE
OKAY READY
THE SETUP
(http://oi57.tinypic.com/2ludyll.jpg)
THE METHOD-
hey where'd he go
w/e
PULL THE THING AND
like this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw2B9knw58U) only with magma not crocs
THE RESULT!?
(http://oi62.tinypic.com/2zrhp41.jpg)
hmm yes
(http://oi62.tinypic.com/15otgd0.jpg)
wait what
...
fizzicks i gueess??
uh
I'm down to level z59
magma start sat
113
mental note, freefall makes you invulnerable
Z50
Z10
Z -1!?
Z -13!?!?!?!
also I'm mayor now. Dunno what happened
(http://oi59.tinypic.com/14sccba.jpg)
The lsat layir! Did he survive!?!?
um
I seem to hafve... disappeared
but i made a thing! :3
(http://oi57.tinypic.com/302uaoh.jpg)
aaaand I succeeded in killing myself. And also taking over a fort.
my work is done.
nighty night.
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11232
Post by: Camulus on October 27, 2015, 02:31:37 am
Werephant Vampire Shork Clone Wars: Episode I
Post by: Vyro on October 27, 2015, 06:19:17 am
(http://puu.sh/kZfKk/289c1fa58f.png)
Werephant Vampire Shork Clone Wars: Episode I
My iron front gate has killed a dorf, in an indirect fashion. I am proud now.
Awesome turn, keep it up guys.
Post by: Bwint on October 27, 2015, 03:49:58 pm
Now, time to go read this thread :)
Post by: Taupe on October 27, 2015, 05:26:11 pm
I've never been to the community board before, and now I don't know why! Are you still accepting signups for a turn? If so, sign me up!Signup?
Now, time to go read this thread :)
I don't think you fully understand the level of organisation we operate on.
Post by: Shoruke on October 27, 2015, 05:32:13 pm
Organization?I've never been to the community board before, and now I don't know why! Are you still accepting signups for a turn? If so, sign me up!Signup?
Now, time to go read this thread :)
I don't think you fully understand the level of organisation we operate on.
What's that? Is it something you eat, or is it something you light on fire?
Also, welcome to CG&S.
Post by: Bwint on October 27, 2015, 07:10:27 pm
I have a slow computer, so I may not get through a full year tonight. I'll post whatever I do get done, though.
EDIT:
Post by: Shoruke on October 27, 2015, 07:27:46 pm
EDIT:Looks like the save is corrupt. Shoruke, any chance you could resave/repost?NVM, figured it out. Here I go!
8)
Post by: Bwint on October 28, 2015, 02:46:13 am
I made myself a Manhattan (2 shots whiskey, 1 vermouth, dash of bitters) to keep myself going. (Finished the Mnhattan - started a berr and also a screwdriver ~1.5 shot vodka).)
I haven't actually gotten a chance to *read* this trhread, so everything in here will be a surptise. Here goes nothing...
Started 'early summer.' 29 idlers? No. Absolutely not. Let's look at the unit screen
i am so confused
Looks liek we don't have nay miners.
Aha! There's a whole lot of nonsense items outsied. Let's bring that inside - that'll tkeep those slakers busy.
'dumbo' o1&2 have transformed into werelephant. That's... probably not good.
No wait, theyr'e locked up. Nevermine.
Some of our milirai are growing attached to iron gear.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Some migrants have arrived during summer, despite the danger. It seems there's a tradition around the name 'shork,' so I named them all 'wintershork,' after the season they didn't arrive in.
12th galena: Dug an auxilary staircase to the lowest layer o the caversn./ Alos went diggin for diamonds but didn't find any.
Well... fuck.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
a forgotten beast has come!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
We seem to have killed one of htose beasts. Nt entirely sure how, but we lost a handful of dewardw. (Edit: Found the opening, walled it off. They won't be getting in that way again!)
a strange mood! lucky us!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
no-quality barrels are not worthy of Shovedmined, so I traded all of our booze and prepared meals to the carvan. Also all of our worn fclothing.
Another FB. And another~!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[mayor] has mandated the construction of spears. I'm... strangely comfortable with ths.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And ther goes the second FB.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Another FB arrived!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
...and that's it. I played from mid-summer to mid-winter. Rather boring few months overall; had some exciting combat that apparently I missed entirely. Made a shiny bow and piccolo. Left my successor 3 forgotten beasts. Other htan that, though, everything's good: Plenty of booze and food, and I'm pretty sure I walled off all the entries to the caverns. Best of luck!
EDIT: And here's the save. Can't forget that! http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11237
Post by: Taupe on October 28, 2015, 03:13:43 am
Also, I sort of plan to do a wrap-up of the Fire'n'ice Tacofort soon, like I did with the waterfort.
Post by: Kamin on October 28, 2015, 05:41:55 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 28, 2015, 09:32:38 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shoruke on October 28, 2015, 11:21:04 am
It seems there's a tradition around the name 'shork,' so I named them all 'wintershork,' after the season they didn't arrive in.
New guy gets my approval, for sure :P
Post by: Tuxfanturnip on October 29, 2015, 10:23:06 pm
Post by: Camulus on October 30, 2015, 03:23:31 am
I'm underage, but I'll be getting my wisdom teeth taken out this year and I don't want to pass up this opportunity. ;) Would that count, or is it the same as the sleep deprivation discussion I remember from a couple years ago? Also PTW and I have a lot to catch up on :P
I don't recall seeing a final verdict on the deprivation/other methods of inebriation factor, Kamin or one of the other scurvybeards ere may be able to answer ye fully.
Underage drinking is not that hard though, depending on yer country, friends or other aquintances.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Camulus in no way condones the abhorent practice of underage humans consuming substances out of their own will, this thread and the bay 12 community as a whole can not be held legally responsible for the above statement.
Also, bunnies.
Post by: Kamin on October 30, 2015, 07:07:23 am
We ended up deciding, later on, that drug use/sleep deprivation/underage use was dangerous. You are free to do what you'd like on your own time, and definitely feel free to download the fort! We just won't be able to use any of your saves (unless we host a spin-off, which is fine, as long as you don't do anything illegal).
Post by: Tuxfanturnip on October 30, 2015, 10:39:07 am
Post by: Camulus on October 31, 2015, 07:21:35 am
Drank a small beer earlier, then drank coffee, and now I once again stare into the void of a 600ml arak.
Expect a turn in about an hour or so once I'm un-sobered, or expect nothing.
(http://puu.sh/l4h0j/75c52a661a.jpg)
Post by: Camulus on October 31, 2015, 08:55:08 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGl4VdHVG_8&list=PLC083AB6A1E3CADA9 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGl4VdHVG_8&list=PLC083AB6A1E3CADA9)
EDIT: Camulus seems to have gained some resistance to [ARAK]. Well, I am inclined to go bar hopping with my next 4 day's food money once the sentry on the couch shifts he's arse to he's room (damned newborn humanlings do so infringe upon common privacy ere)....
Hmmm yes.............no idea where I was going with this...
Ah yes....Thursday I return perhaps to me home country, where whiskey is cheaper, pipe tobacco and other tobaccos(etc etc) are cheaply available.
Well fuck it, not drunk, mny hours past, will perhaps play the Frog 1's creation after I return maybe from bars and spend my citizenpapers commisioned by the glorious WORLGOV.
Ah also: Toady 1 MUST GET DRUNK ONCE TAVERN RELEASE COMES ABOUT AND JOIN THIS THREAD.
I do hate capital sentences, but the themes are concurrent methinks.... drunkfort....taverns where dwarves get drunk,,, elves gert drunk....apes get drunk......
Next poll must be an encouragement of our creator to join in this hedonistic madness.
Well goodbey for now, local peasants are still awake.
edit2: First time in me life that I brushed me teeth in toilet using bedia....(hosepipe shitcleaning thingy)...Quite effective nd hygenic, surprisingly.
Post by: Vyro on October 31, 2015, 01:37:18 pm
Post by: Camulus on October 31, 2015, 01:42:04 pm
Spent all my money on 2 small beers, couldve had 4x 6ooml arak with that cahs...
No matter, human can survive for 30 days with no food, and I have water, and food garunteed in 4 days time(also balinese seremony with suckling pig o 4 nov where free food is given becuase tiny human has been borne)
Ok So start me play at 2:41 AM...propably my last Dwarf Fort Drunk Fort turn in Indoneasia....
(Image removed for cia nsa hings) :P
What the fuck?
helpm me
(oh it eas this image that was suppooosed to be removed,,,Privay yer a pain in the alice.
Ok save corrupt as fornification under consent of the king( orgin of FUCK word in brittanny lingo...)
Sooo,,,,I'll use shork'ssave...?
If yer online, give me help
Post by: Camulus on October 31, 2015, 01:52:23 pm
Will start soonish.....
Vyro if yer drnk, dual fort is possibel an such!
Fucjking 3rd world internet,,,...
(http://puu.sh/l4B4K/132dc3cee9.png')
Camulus needts tah move to better internet cuntry
Post by: Camulus on October 31, 2015, 01:59:00 pm
Pass me the ball then, i'll taek it now good sir
Srsly human, if yer drunk, P<LAY!
I am still struggling withsave thingy(http://puu.sh/l4Bo7/1879987501.png)
UGHHH!
!
!
(http://puu.sh/l4Bqu/58f982ebdc.png)
Ahhh succeasss!
Post by: TheFlame52 on October 31, 2015, 02:05:12 pm
Post by: Camulus on October 31, 2015, 02:06:13 pm
(http://puu.sh/l4BxB/5f8f2a85e9.png)
Ok start turbn......
Mo fo... START
1 cig left..
About 100ml alcohol left...
GO!
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Post by: Camulus on October 31, 2015, 03:02:23 pm
easier for me, harder for me, I win... :P
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Ok here is save 9I think/hopr/)
*hope
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11248
Dod not play or do much, but that is of little concern as it is 5:23 am and I am tired of this whole mess of humanity, will sleep till dusk and then maybe find money for foood...have some left for 1 day 1 meal so thats alright heheheh fuvking hell how far have our species digressed???
Ah oh yes, goodbey for now, and so on.
....42members voted in poll, meaing of life and fisha nd wahles and so on ala HHGTTG.
Post by: Vyro on October 31, 2015, 08:54:44 pm
Just back from an MTG bar party. W/U control still blows, autopilot disengaged: couch connection established. Tatally dissatisfied, but there’s enough Shamans Blod left to fix it. Nothing to thin it out with though. wait theres some multifruit juice under the table. … that’l do, everyone meet fkn BUNGLE JUNGLEcocktail, chase with dry cup noodles for best impression burp. trivia: these are called “hobo-packs” in this here contry, you can take a ewild guess why. goin for it
why is there noting salty in the house but SALT IN THE CAN?! theres a CAKE in the fridge, nah we aint chasing with that, not my birthday just yet. it was awful too.
took me almost five minutes to find and rig up the screenshoyt manager, uncreatively namef “screenshotcaptor”. bungle jungle is defuinitely working.
HEY THERE BUGGERS LOOK WHOS BAAACK! your savior hath returnedth ta save thee from… something or other dunno yet well see
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alright, lets sum it up: weve got us a pile o’ crap in the depot stolen from someone, a mortuary room full with dead, someone living in the tetrahedrite mine, the usual dorf crap littering every other tile, the FUCK room that s still infinished, cobaltite veins, kimberlite veins, a suicide trampoline and a… healthy number of iron bars okay. and no smiths t work them, lovely stuff.
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the last drunkenseer deemed this place a pansy hole and admittedly hes kinda right about it. heres a little something to keep the blood god giggling and diggers quiet and busy for a while
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then my dorf literally comes by and shoots the stupid thing through the head with a crossbow, then goes to do the papers. like a boss. ALL HAIL VYRO THE SAVIOR OF FPS!
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and apparently during this commotion one of wthem werethings escaped and burned to death or something and good riddance. well at least there are no corpses left to burry so we be good. we need migrants yesterday.
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a migration wave kicked our numbers back up again, lovely stuff. they also brought a bunch of epets for our petting zoo we don’t have. great, now they take turns being horrified by dumbo#2’s bits sprawled about. mrons.
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there are three buckets of ice standing on the slope. whoever put them there please contact the office.
the question is, are there any trees for charcoal on this damn map. guess its time to scour the caverns a bit. oh, cute, theres a burning artifact lying around in the living quarters, that things legacy shall live on. dick.
twenty minutes and one impromptu guitar solo everyone is dorfed
things are being hauled, things are being sober-y. Zero idlers for a season means the fort is either very efficient or messed up beyond belief. Take a guess here will ye?
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Oh look, human laundry service has arrived! And they brought wood too! The porch is vomit-green now.
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End of summer, dorfs still hauling shit. No srsly, there’s an unholy shitload of things in this place.
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A troglodyte has snuck up into the fort through the main shaft. Considering everyone and his dog in this fort has an axe, that was a bloody stupid idea on his part. Same goes for his buddies as well. The most they’ve managed was a stream of cancellation spam.
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...
*the rest of the turn blurs away into things mundane*
The epilogue will follow tomorrow.
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11249
Post by: Yoink on November 01, 2015, 12:02:40 am
You know, there is so much booze left over from last night's party that I am actually considering taking a turn.
Heck, I'm probably going to get drunk today anyway... I think I will download the save now and go grab some more wild turkey.
Anyone should still feel free to take a turn before me, though! I probably won't start for a while.
Post by: Vyro on November 01, 2015, 06:19:39 am
Other than almost loosing the fort to FPS, pretty much nothing FUN happened. Flattened all the grazers in a freak accident, poked around the upper caverns, got jack for wood; to produce steel we'll need to tour the lower ones. Where some FBs continue to toss troglodytes into walls, mind them too. My little Customary Drunk Monument is almost done this time around, enjoy. Oh, and stop stealing random caravans guys, this fort has more useless crap than youtube already, you can at least buy it all out instead to spare the FPS. Quantumization has been going for the entirety of my turn pretty much, and it's still in progress now, if that's of any indication.
I haven't felt particularly evil yesterday, so no nasty surprises for the next drunkenseer in line. Enjoy your stay in Shovedmined! Where everyone has an axe and things cave-in and combust spontaneously!
Post by: Camulus on November 01, 2015, 11:42:18 pm
Post by: Yoink on November 03, 2015, 04:51:07 am
Going to restart my computer so it (hopefully) doesn't BSOD in the middle of the turn, grab some leftover party-booze, and start getting smashed.
Edit: After a brief delay caused by my internet suddenly deciding not to work for a while, here is what I'm drinking:
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If that doesn't get me drunk enough I suppose I'll have to 'borrow' some booze from my housemates.
Stay tuned.
Editedit: Oh wait, just realised I still have like half a bottle of Johnny Walker left from the party. In a pinch that'll do nicely! :D
Edit: Good grief, what have I gotten myself into?
This fortress is confusing as fuck and I am not even really drunk yet. (I'm getting there, though.)
Don't expect much coherence out of this turn, I am already super confused.
Editedit: 'Scuse me Mister Walker, I need your help. I cannot cope with this fort this sober. Yesss, thank you, mix yourself with coke and get down my gizzard.
...I cannot understand this forst. I hope everyone will be understanding when I unintentionally fuc up its comprehensively underlying design due to my lack of imagination. <- oh hey I didn't correct those typos, I guess that means I'll stop doing so at all from now on. I'm not having too much trouble tryping yet... let's change that. ;)
Shouldn't be too much longer 'til I am ready to startt. It's 9:39 PM here now (10:39 is you buy into that DST bullshit).
Edit: Gonna go get one more JW and coke, then start the turn.
If I'm drunk enough to say stufpid things to my frineds/peole I care about I am probabbly drunk enough to do a turn.
And I'm oly gonna get drunker. Wsh me luck.
Post by: Camulus on November 03, 2015, 08:46:45 am
Enjoy yer whiskey ye lucky bastard.
Post by: Yoink on November 03, 2015, 08:51:12 am
I am drunk enough that .... I can;t remember. There was smething importNt that didn't seem to remember any more, but I can't remember anymore. That was supposed to say "matter", by the way. I kinda get the feeling that I am ready to begin mu turn. Don't worry, I have lplenty ove booze left to finish it.
(http://i.imgur.com/y3hTWnZ.png)
This is what I bein with . About to press unpause. Wish me pluck, LUCK,Iwill need t.
11:53 unpeausing right now
Oh fuck, some unnnamed dude was immediately poossed possessed.
Perhaps I shall clim him as my ow dorf (all Yoinks seem to be dead) if he succceeeds.
...He
I am feeling far drunker far quickker than I exapected to be. Ogh ooh gods. This is harfer than it loooks, believe me.
11:57 PM
You kno whwat? I'm going to dorf that guy anyway. He/she is still running ff it in search of materials, but they are now mah dorf anyway.
Hopefully tey turn out to be awesome and/or ossim. Or "Uh-siiiiiiiim", as a recet friend of mine would say. Goood times, good times,.
Edit: Waiting for muy recently o dorc DORFED dorf to claim a waorkshop. It is 12:01 am here.
Fpr a terrifying moment I thought I had dorfed the wrong dwarf in my drunkeness, but it turns out ir is ass ALL okay.
Hopefffully dueface gets their shit together
Holy fuck I think this is drunker than I have ever been of a Drunk Fortreesss turn before.
I am fucking up all over the place. I havehalf a beer and a bit of whiskey and coke right in front of me, rady to drink. This is going to be insane. Oh gods.
12:05 am : (http://i.imgur.com/TLdbSx9.png)
eez, the dorf version of me is ugly as fuck. I think he just begam amysterious contruction, though. Hopefully he dies so I can dorf a prefttier dorf as my dorf. (I saw that typo, I just didn't correct it 'cause them's the rules)
12:09 AM (16th moonstone IG)
It seems no-ne expcecpt Kamin is training tright niw.. *NOW in this squad, at least.
I will try and reform out military, but who knows if I will success,.
12:12 AM
Vc7c
Cuk yeah you motherfucker!S
I jus t created a thing.
(http://i.imgur.com/aSEv4it.png)
fuck, that is really large as an image, sin't it? I will fix it later, I promise. Right now I need to finish m berr an drink the rest of thisk bourbon/whiskeyt before I sober up.
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12:18 AM: Wow, I know I am drunk right now. I was strumbling all over the toilet (restrooom/water closet for you filthy foregners, not the actual toilet itself....)
Well. Tiem to keep on playng.
(I ony ONLY correct typos wen it is to do with dates/times, for what it's wottyh. That seems important for th reader.
I was going to ask "isk there any reason that o all our stuff like workshops) is so far apart, but then I realised I would probably be better off kust drining more.
12:25 AM / 13rd Moonstone: Holy shit, I just tealised it is only a little bit before Winter. I will make it to next sring (as in not this one) or die trhying... hopefully I don't pass out along the way.
12:39: Awww.... I only
I tried to save a dorf sa named Cual Camulustheinheriot, but tey died nayway. o a fi giant fucking frog. :(
this makes me sad. I'll do bettter in future, I promise. I am not sure what I'm istening to anymore..
12:43: windows Help opened just now.. somehow.... I think that means I need another shot.
12:49 Am
oh shit, this new mayor dude 'Vyro' just prohibited the export of helms.. ogood this thing I didnt heave any of those to trade, then.
12:53: I can't find the screen where I tellll the manager to do stuff... oh well I willl go take a leak instead.
12:58 Am Oh god axe kamin and axe Shouke are attacking each other.
They might be just aparrng but I don't sthink so cince the icon isn't blue.
....Oh wait, yes it is. vermine. NEVERMIND.
Gioood job whoever managed to set this miliatary up drunk. I canno get my dwarves to spar whilst sober....
1:03 AM: I just went and heck checked and made sure alll of our kitchens/stils are makiing stuff. Apparently j thye allw ere already, but I stilll fel feel pretty proud of myself. Now I am going to go make mysefl some instant nooodle s to celelbrate, hobo hopefully the foretress deoesn't die in the meantime.
Edit: (http://i.imgur.com/gbizUTq.png)
Here is a picture of part of the fort just in case it allll dies before I get back.
5th Obosiodian/ 1:19AM:
I'm back, with my nice and spicy noodle, and it seems like nothing much has happened. The fort hasn;t crumbled or anything, ASorry to disappoint.
I will drink the rest of my whiskey and coke right now as a penace.
1:25 AM: Jeez we seemto have a lot of unmemorialized dead folks, and a fair few ghosrs as well... I shall drink another beer to their memory (as peeps start carving memrials for them)
One of them is Yoink, that;s pretty tripppy eh> Notthe ccurrent Yoink, though.
19th Obsidiian / 1:39 Am
It seems like everything is going pretty weelll, expect we don't have enough slabs built/placed. I am trying to remembdy this, expect I can;t find my botte opener. I vaguely remember it falling or clattering across the room eralier , butI can't find it now. Mauy be I need some more noodle...
1:45: Fuck, Ican't find my n bottle opener. I know I brougt one in here somewhere, but I am too drunk to find it. I uess ince I'm up I might as welll pour myself another johnny walker nd coke, eh> ? ;)
1:53 am
Hey I am back, with some diroti doritos (which I alreadu ate) and a noter cup of whskey n coke.
There isnt much to report ging on t in the game at the moment, I am just struggling to get alll our ghost deslth with,
i think I will try to drnk the rest of this nw... wait, I have al,most an entire year to get throug. I should save t it for later.
Right now, I will save the game.
2:01 AM / 4th ranite 168
Urh, I just wafndered out into the kitchen, forgeot what I was oookig, for, came back in here then remember what I was doing, went back out and grabbed the goddamn bottle opener I was looking for. Not sure what happened to the last one I had.... it has probally ended up on the floor somewhere in heere.
I also ate a bit of broniw that someone left on the kitchen bench. Wierd.
In other newds, Sring has arrived. I will tr and ake it through another year but who knows if I will be able to.
2:15 AM Vyro the imposter ust done claimed a workship and is gonna craft us something. What a legend. Hpefully he he/she soedn't go insane.
In other news I am trying not to falll alseep right no. I should probably vchug this whiskey+coke, eh>> ?
Edit: 2:20 Am: Wow, I just anaged to order a whoele bunch of slabs to be made (fpr the dead people y'know), I am pretty proud of myself. I thinkrather than cracking/ drinkig this fresh cup of whisley and kcoke I will crac open another beer instead.
I am listening to Hooded Menace right now. Their new album is insanely enjoyabke.
2.24 am Here is a new screenshotl since Y'all are porbably getting bored of my rambling.
(http://i.imgur.com/hmgDlnZ.png)
I also just managed to open my next berrr. You guys should be proud of me!
2:39 Am I am back to listening to jazz. Mmmmm.
Also I'm amking some bedrooms since I dunno what else needs to be done. I willl problemly a expand the military next.
(http://i.imgur.com/KpktUqL.png?1)
Yeeee boiiiiiiiiii
2:43 I guess I should get mr newskilllsz to try and make some stone craft stuff. God thing we have three or more craftsdwarfs worksops. cuz I couldn't be botherered assigning people to each one or w/e. It is only mis sprong goddamn.
3:08 Am, 19th Slate 168
Aw noes, one of the Shor'ks doe rised a s a ghost.....
Edit: I'm still makng my way through my assortment of beers, don't you worru.
Aftre I finish this one I will chug the cup of JW and coke I have sitting on my desj.. Thats gonna be brutal. >.>
3:25 am
we be outta wood, I gonn agetr us some more
(http://i.imgur.com/T73eKAj.png)
...I should also rpobably drink that aforementoned wiskey and coke.. RIP me.
Edt: Oh shit, some dude, was just found drowned... toata;;u wasn TOTA::LLY WASN'T MY FAULT.
I will drink that w&c just to make up for it.
...Well, it looks like I fell asleep. It is now 6:25 AM.
It also appears that I spilled part of that whiskey and coke on my desk at some point. Oh well.
Here is the save, hopefully it works: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11256
Post by: Yoink on November 04, 2015, 03:07:30 am
I think I need a medal for making it through a seven-hour workday just a few hours after. (Not that I got much work done, mind.)
I should probably check if the save works.
Post by: TheFlame52 on November 04, 2015, 03:45:11 pm
Post by: miauw62 on November 04, 2015, 05:21:13 pm
Post by: Vyro on November 06, 2015, 10:16:59 am
Why are there symbols of Chaos all over the fort?
Because our Armok the BLOOD GOD needs more praise and worship, and there was too little BLOODSHED in that fortress to justify. I also took the liberty of offering a few hundred iron BATTLE axes to Armok to make the BLOOD GOD not hate us too much. And I also arranged for a priesthood of BATTLE acolytes to support our plight. Call upon Omnicide #1 and Omnicide #2 any time to save the day with excessive violence! Praise be to Armok! Blood for the Blood God!
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on November 08, 2015, 09:09:17 am
"Sometimes I need a drink, but I can control myself."Rofl! What a cool thing for him to say.
Post by: Yoink on November 08, 2015, 08:10:17 pm
Post by: miauw62 on November 09, 2015, 05:59:11 pm
Post by: Shoruke on November 09, 2015, 06:18:15 pm
My mentioning it now is in no way an advertisement for this tandem Civilization forum game and D&D 5e campaign (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=153953.0) I just announced that is currently taking applications, I'm making this post SOLELY to announce my possible upcoming Drunk Fortress turn. Just wanted to be clear about that.
#ShamelessSelfPromotion
#ShorkIsLegion
Post by: Taupe on November 09, 2015, 10:13:06 pm
I'll probably take a turn on Wednesday evening.That ranks high on the list of awesome things I'll sadly never have time for.
My mentioning it now is in no way an advertisement for this tandem Civilization forum game and D&D 5e campaign (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=153953.0) I just announced that is currently taking applications, I'm making this post SOLELY to announce my possible upcoming Drunk Fortress turn. Just wanted to be clear about that.
#ShamelessSelfPromotion
#ShorkIsLegion
Post by: Shoruke on November 09, 2015, 10:21:16 pm
Not even the Civilization game? It's play-by-post, you'd basically need to spend a few minutes once every three days...I'll probably take a turn on Wednesday evening.That ranks high on the list of awesome things I'll sadly never have time for.
My mentioning it now is in no way an advertisement for this tandem Civilization forum game and D&D 5e campaign (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=153953.0) I just announced that is currently taking applications, I'm making this post SOLELY to announce my possible upcoming Drunk Fortress turn. Just wanted to be clear about that.
#ShamelessSelfPromotion
#ShorkIsLegion
Not that I'm trying to recruit players from other threads or forum sections or anything (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies)
Post by: Naryar on November 11, 2015, 11:38:36 am
(http://i.imgur.com/y3hTWnZ.png)
PRAISE KHORNE !
In other words, sup. I mostly forgot about you guys. I will try to take a turn sometime. It will certainly include magma and narcolepsy because I haven't get really drunk in quite a while, as opposed to slightly boozed up.
I'm sorry ::)
Post by: Shoruke on November 11, 2015, 08:12:03 pm
Or rather, I'm failing to. The .zip file Yoink posted only has a 'current' folder, not an actual fortress save.
oh wait, that folder is empty.
YOINK YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU UPLOADED AN EMPTY ZIP
So...
options...
Use previous save with same fort...
yell fuck it and make a new world and new fort...
yell at Yoink until he FIXES IT...
Post by: Shoruke on November 11, 2015, 08:16:24 pm
pfffft iduunno
I'm up to like 3 shots of coconut rum (and a bunch of Sunny D), so I'll be ready to play soon :P
Post by: Yoink on November 11, 2015, 09:49:07 pm
Did DFFD not update the listing or something? Fucking 7Zip, it was probably to blame. :-\
Sorry guys.
Post by: Yoink on November 11, 2015, 10:24:04 pm
I'm guessing it's too late now, though.
Post by: Shoruke on November 11, 2015, 11:36:04 pm
Spoiler: turns or soemtghin i don't... what... (click to show/hide)
stuff or whatever
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11272
bed
Post by: Shoruke on November 11, 2015, 11:36:29 pm
I'm guessing it's too late now, though.Right!
Oh, and happy remembrance day.
Post by: Naryar on November 14, 2015, 04:24:55 am
Post by: Shoruke on November 14, 2015, 12:54:49 pm
The fire snake just exemplified the extent to which I failed.
I did find adamantine as a result of it though, so it wasn't a total failure.
Post by: Naryar on November 21, 2015, 01:48:36 pm
Post by: Camulus on November 24, 2015, 05:49:23 pm
Is kamin dead?
A turn may be partaken in by moi, expect nothing.
Post by: Bobnova on November 24, 2015, 08:44:36 pm
Well i am slowly gettin drunk on glorious whiskeys.....
Is kamin dead?
A turn may be partaken in by moi, expect nothing.
I think he's in China or something. Pretty sure that was him.
Take a turn!
Looking forward to new confusing version for Drunk Fortress !!FUN!!
Post by: Camulus on November 25, 2015, 04:51:04 am
Well i am slowly gettin drunk on glorious whiskeys.....
Is kamin dead?
A turn may be partaken in by moi, expect nothing.
Take a turn!
Looking forward to new confusing version for Drunk Fortress !!FUN!!
Apologies : (
Preferred a peaceable gallivant across the moonlit countryside.
Needless to say, I am once again deeply in love with scotch.
Post by: Taupe on November 29, 2015, 01:39:35 am
And then there's the kind of weird drunk where you crash a party, loot two bottles of booze and two complete restaurant meals, pretend to be a hobo to spy on people, and THEN the city cops invite you to their Christmas party because you are wearing a red suit and a miniskirt. As a dude.
Post by: Random_Dragon on November 29, 2015, 07:03:54 am
Post by: Naryar on November 29, 2015, 02:33:11 pm
Post by: Naryar on November 29, 2015, 04:31:38 pm
22:45 Huh, this is slow... i need to drink more
23:04 ok, i'm getting buzzed. opening save, let's see what there is (i will probably be shocked and dapalled but that's just because i'm not drunk enough)
Post by: Bobnova on November 29, 2015, 06:27:39 pm
There's ''I'm passing out'' drunk. There's ''I'm wasted and very motivated so I'll take a turn'' drunk.That's pretty drunk.
And then there's the kind of weird drunk where you crash a party, loot two bottles of booze and two complete restaurant meals, pretend to be a hobo to spy on people, and THEN the city cops invite you to their Christmas party because you are wearing a red suit and a miniskirt. As a dude.
22:30 Starting to get drunk. My internets connection is bad, if it doesn't work i'll just save my drunken notes and i'll post the save and notes and pics later.
22:45 Huh, this is slow... i need to drink more
23:04 ok, i'm getting buzzed. opening save, let's see what there is (i will probably be shocked and dapalled but that's just because i'm not drunk enough)
Yay!
Post by: Naryar on November 30, 2015, 05:47:04 am
Or maybe it was the muscat plus beer ?
No turn :(
Post by: Camulus on December 05, 2015, 03:50:02 pm
Who shall be the first to drunkenly stumble into a dwarven tavern?
Join us next turn for more.
Post by: Kamin on December 07, 2015, 05:54:36 am
Aw shite. To be honest, I stopped getting e-mail notifications (again). It happens once in a while, and then I get busy, and then I remember, and then I come back to check on you guys. I thought it got a little quiet, but now it all makes sense.Well i am slowly gettin drunk on glorious whiskeys.....
Is kamin dead?
A turn may be partaken in by moi, expect nothing.
I think he's in China or something. Pretty sure that was him.
Any suggestions for thread updates?
Post by: Yoink on December 07, 2015, 06:50:40 am
The tavern update... has there ever been a more perfect time for DRUNKFORT? :D
Post by: Taupe on December 07, 2015, 09:35:39 am
I'd say, put the thread on your bookmark bar. You'll instinctively end up clicking it every now and then when procrastination or boredim kicks in.Aw shite. To be honest, I stopped getting e-mail notifications (again). It happens once in a while, and then I get busy, and then I remember, and then I come back to check on you guys. I thought it got a little quiet, but now it all makes sense.Well i am slowly gettin drunk on glorious whiskeys.....
Is kamin dead?
A turn may be partaken in by moi, expect nothing.
I think he's in China or something. Pretty sure that was him.
Any suggestions for thread updates?
Post by: Camulus on December 07, 2015, 11:34:14 am
With it's coming a new poll is created, one in which yes is the thrice-blessed response.
Any teetotaler that would dare to vote no shall be hung for heresy after facing an unbiased kangaroo court.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 07, 2015, 11:46:28 am
We are The Shoruke. Lower your drawbridges and surrender your booze. We will add your magma-powered and drunken shenanigans to our own. Your !!SCIENCE!! will adapt to serve us. It was inevitable, dood.
Post by: Shoruke on December 07, 2015, 12:32:54 pm
> multiple choice question
> 4 choices
> 3 are correct
> pick the most correct one
... Well, I *am* Shoruke...
Wait, more than one person has used the word tavern in a sentence. Was there an update?
*checks*
...Oh, my, yes. Kekeke.
I'll be taking a turn with this new DF version... uh... well, probably sometime this week.
Might as well try to learn it drunk, right!?
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 07, 2015, 12:44:29 pm
Post by: Shoruke on December 08, 2015, 01:45:42 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 10, 2015, 05:09:01 pm
Shame that a few things are still broken in the current version, militia uniforms being the worse of them.
Post by: Taupe on December 11, 2015, 02:16:07 am
Tempting..Have we ever set up a proper military anyway?
Shame that a few things are still broken in the current version, militia uniforms being the worse of them.
Post by: Scruffy on December 11, 2015, 02:00:35 pm
Well, atleast we have KILLED a few militias. Our own ones that is. I suppose that means that we must have set them up at some point tooTempting..Have we ever set up a proper military anyway?
Shame that a few things are still broken in the current version, militia uniforms being the worse of them.
Anyway, the changelog for the next update looks really promising. Hopefully it will be released in time for the next turn
Post by: Taupe on December 11, 2015, 06:44:29 pm
Scruffy, you were Daredevil.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 11, 2015, 06:53:18 pm
So I had this dream where all the players of Drunkfort accidentally met at my grandmother's house for various reasons (mostly we were trying to stop a crime syndicate ruled by the elderly). People tried to set up the greatest turn ever but we were so drunk and In a dream, nobody really remembered what Dwarf fortress was, so we just passed out.
Scruffy, you were Daredevil.
And I assume I was busy eating elves in that dream? o3o
Post by: Camulus on December 11, 2015, 07:02:30 pm
We may have to tap yer gran's communications.
Post by: Scruffy on December 11, 2015, 08:08:17 pm
The next update will most likely be released tomorrow so it will most likely be out in time for Shork's turn.
Still, it is most likely compatible with saves from this version and I'm kind of itching to play.
On the other hand, letting Shoruke take a turn first would most likely lead to interesting things too. Watching Shoruke learn the art of drunken tavern building and seeing what he manages to create. Hmm.. Choices
Edit: Dorf tidbit: DF dwarvish language doesn't have a word for "sober"
Post by: Shoruke on December 11, 2015, 10:14:38 pm
Hmm..
The next update will most likely be released tomorrow so it will most likely be out in time for Shork's turn.
Still, it is most likely compatible with saves from this version and I'm kind of itching to play.
On the other hand, letting Shoruke take a turn first would most likely lead to interesting things too. Watching Shoruke learn the art of drunken tavern building and seeing what he manages to create. Hmm.. Choices
Edit: Dorf tidbit: DF dwarvish language doesn't have a word for "sober"
I kind of want to start up Tavern Mode, but I'm holding off to get the full I'm Drunk And Don't Know What I'm Doing, Please Send Help experience :P
Post by: Scruffy on December 11, 2015, 10:36:01 pm
I kind of want to start up Tavern Mode, but I'm holding off to get the full I'm Drunk And Don't Know What I'm Doing, Please Send Help experience :PAww. Already generated a custom world and was about to start playing. Okay then, I'll delay playing and take a turn sometime later
Post by: MarcAFK on December 12, 2015, 07:30:59 am
Post by: Scruffy on December 12, 2015, 07:45:39 am
Start up adventure mode and go tavern crawling.The World's End but with dwarves and elven infiltrators.
I need to watch that again sometime
Post by: TD1 on December 12, 2015, 10:29:35 am
Post by: Scruffy on December 12, 2015, 06:56:34 pm
Post by: Shoruke on December 12, 2015, 07:15:26 pm
How, you ask?
Well, my girlfriend and I have Tales of Zestiria, some vodka, some amaretto's, LOTS of coconut rum, some chocolate cream liquer, some root beer and cream soda and orange juice, and a drinking game.
Drink every time we win a battle.
Drink an extra time for every time an ally was KO'd in the battle.
Drink every time Mikleo, sonofafuck that he is, points out something really obvious with Treasure Detection.
Drink every time a character is completely oblivious to something obvious in the plot.
Finish your current drink if it's the entire party that's oblivious to something in the plot.
Gonna start with a drink of the following recipe:
- 1 shot of coconut rum
- 1 shot of chocolate cream liquer
- that's it, just drink it.
Considering we've done some herb-grinding, we chew through battles really REALLY fast, so I don't think it'll take too long to get drunk'd :P
Post by: Taupe on December 12, 2015, 08:42:29 pm
Post by: Camulus on December 12, 2015, 08:53:42 pm
Let shork ride forth into the new unknown, braving many a drunken elf and a great legion of equine fiends.
Ride now, and do not look back!
Post by: Shoruke on December 12, 2015, 09:00:17 pm
and a double of vodka with cream soda...
and a double coconut rum with orange juice...
and then I'm halfway through my second one of those...
I'm quite dizzy and slightly numb. Time to download... THE NEW DRUNK FROTRESS!
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 12, 2015, 10:15:07 pm
Post by: MarcAFK on December 13, 2015, 12:40:18 am
Post by: Shoruke on December 13, 2015, 12:52:11 am
Spoiler: new fort
oh god help me i dont' even (click to show/hide)
oh god help me i dont' even (click to show/hide)
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11463
Post by: Scruffy on December 13, 2015, 07:59:47 am
Our current king appears to be a female wrestler with 18 kids and dreams of immortality. The previous kings rarely survived more than a year. 3 years, 3 kings
Also, we appear to have a god of murder. Atleast we now know for whom to dedicate our temples.
There is an elf civ that used to be led by various moose men and ofcourse dorfs are dorfs and appear to have written alot of useless manuals on varius trivial subjects
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Camulus on December 13, 2015, 08:26:59 am
Checked the new world out using legend viewer (to make sure that we don't run out of dorfs. No fear of that it seems)
Our current king appears to be a female wrestler with 18 kids and dreams of immortality. The previous kings rarely survived more than a year. 3 years, 3 kings
Also, we appear to have a god of murder. Atleast we now know for whom to dedicate our temples.
There is an elf civ that used to be led by various moose men and ofcourse dorfs are dorfs and appear to have written alot of useless manuals on varius trivial subjectsSpoiler (click to show/hide)
It's an insane new world : D
Edit: The tavern release has finally been blessed by drunken sacrifice. All hail the initiator!
Post by: Shoruke on December 13, 2015, 11:58:54 am
The tavern release has finally been blessed by drunken sacrifice. All hail the initiator!
Can you bring your glorious harbinger some lightly-toasted bread instead? My head is fine, but my guts feel like they want to just fucking leave.
Also, I don't feel I properly conveyed that the Dwarves spend EVERY single waking minute at the bar when they would otherwise be idling. "No idlers? That's weird, I thought they'd be done by nowgoddammit they're all at the bar again.
I also think I might have not mentioned the two amaretto's plus root beer drinks I had...?
Post by: Taupe on December 13, 2015, 12:38:34 pm
Post by: Naryar on December 13, 2015, 01:05:53 pm
may take a turn someday. I shall save myself from the mood if I do. We have outside cloth plants, yes ? Tell me we have.
It appears to be a tropical biome so we should have those.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 13, 2015, 01:09:46 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 13, 2015, 01:22:16 pm
Still, I have a bottle of St.Peter's cream stout
Edit: You know what? Scratch that. I'll just take aside a smaller carboy of cider and skip carbonation and aging and pretend it's scrumpy. It tastes pretty good and I would have bottled it soon anyway. The only thing I was waiting for was for it to clear a bit more before bottling and carbonation
Hmm.. I need something to pour it into..
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Camulus on December 13, 2015, 02:55:53 pm
Edit: You know what? Scratch that. I'll just take aside a smaller carboy of cider and skip carbonation and aging and pretend it's scrumpy. It tastes pretty good and I would have bottled it soon anyway. The only thing I was waiting for was for it to clear a bit more before bottling and carbonation
Hmm.. I need something to pour it into..
.........I need to start brewing.
Post by: Scruffy on December 13, 2015, 05:28:27 pm
Post by: Camulus on December 13, 2015, 06:29:57 pm
Within the right arm of Ursit: A book detailing the finer points of air inhalation into the sentient body.
The left hand holds a mighty steel axe, gloried by the blood of the unworthy, the scorned, their souls no more.
Armok rewards those that spill blood whenever it is required.
Armok revels in the chaotic void brought on by the existence of itself imploding upon it's very being.
Armok demands that we drink.
Thus, mortals: We must obey.
Post by: Scruffy on December 13, 2015, 06:49:11 pm
Yaaah but do it for the circus of midnight pyrophiles,, they demand blood as their minds savor the thought of dwarves battling three headed lions while completely and utterly schlosched.Well said Camulus and for that reason I shall do as you say and drink
Within the right arm of Ursit: A book detailing the finer points of air inhalation into the sentient body.
The left hand holds a mighty steel axe, gloried by the blood of the unworthy, the scorned, their souls no more.
Armok rewards those that spill blood whenever it is required.
Armok revels in the chaotic void brought on by the existence of itself imploding upon it's very being.
Armok demands that we drink.
Thus, mortals: We must obey.
It's quite late for me to start but here goes. Thus far I have drank 3 glasses of that 10% home cider (so I'd say about 7dl) and a bottle of St.Peter's cream stout during the last hour and ½ so I'm somewhat drunk but not overly drunk. About right for starting a turn while still having room for further intoxication later during this turn. That stout is pretty good. Smooth and perhaps a bit chocolatey and creamy. The cider on the other hand.. Well, it is pretty good but it could really benefit from a few months of aging (though not for as long as wines or to lesseer extend, beer. 2-3 months would be enough in my opinnion) and it is pretty cloudy. Sure, the yeast has stopped fermenting about a week ago but it is still too cloudy for my taste. Anyway, it will suffice for now (and the rest of the batch will be cleared and carbonated as planned)
..I seem to keep beginning my sentences with "well", "anyway", "nevertheless" and sometimes "though" and "thus" (because: screw grammar, start sentences with though, and and thus) pretty often. Damn it.
TURN STARTS HERE
I spent a while earlier trying to see if I could get the 0.42.02 version of the rapist memory layouts to work by changing the checksums but something seems to have changfged in the values so I couldn't get it towrk Work and I donä't understand them well enough to get new offsets and vector thingimajigs by myself. Perhaps if I had dual bootable linux I could try to do it the way descriped but I don't at the moment. Oh well. I'll just have to mage od.'
Have to take a shit. Tata
(http://i.imgur.com/Q6GoohG.jpg)
lungfish
Set popcaps (seriously, 200 dorfgs+ 100 visiting pets is a bit high. 100 dorefs and 40 visitors shoudl be more than enough)
As you can see I have stopped fixing dspelling errors due to pressing wrong buttons. The same as usual.
Damn it, I just have to fix teh errors. They are gettubg Getting ridiculous as you can see. Iäll fix most of them but leave a few accidental ones or something. I suppose thjat i could rid them if I proofred. Damn it! You see what I mean? Bah. I'll just keep fixing them before they get worse. Sorry folks, no undec..decepth INDECIPHeRAVBLE scruffy this time aorund Around. Dman DAMN it! You can see whjat I mean..,
No music this time around since I'm listening to A song of ice and fire audio book. Usually I prefer to read my books but it is nice to multitask nad play while lkstening.
there's a hole in the cavern wall. Hmm
set some hotkeys.
We meed a te,mpe Need a temple or something. I think that I'll fill that middle bit with magma
(http://i.imgur.com/yrWon5V.jpg)
expanded the tavern area
NO! NO COOKING BOOZW! damn dwavers
I wonder if we have enough pivks
4 picks? Shork, you magnificent little canadian. Finally someone who realises that pics are the way to dorfen happiness
201 marble mugs.. I think thats enough for now. Pots are what we need. Set spom,e kpbds-- Damn it. Set some jobs. More miners. Alwas more miners.
Urist dreams of creating a grtea work of art or masterwork? Well, tough luick. You're a miner now. Infact you ALL are miners now! Graba pick and get in the mines. Urist#2 can work as a canary incase you run into unforeseen consequences such as sudden zombie epidemic or a mass of crundles
Started th
e save and drank a bity more. Feeling like I'm getting pretty dronk a bit faster than antixipated
!CAVE OGRE!
FUCK! We ded now?
Everyone into the militia. Hit it with the socks or what ever you have
BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
Wrex had an axe. Hurray!
(http://i.imgur.com/vDZDWGE.jpg)
we lost all of our farms to the ogre
seedstockpile and new farms
Set the bedrooms
MORE TEMPLES! TINY ONES FOR THE GOD OF MURDER ANd the other less important ones
(http://i.imgur.com/y6RpQo5.jpg)
What thehell is wrong with naryar? The beast dorf in every medical skill, our best critical thinker, reader, student, one of our best sworddorfs.. naryar is too perfect for anything
Why can't I set naryar for anoble position?
..insane. Our only skilled dorf is insane
Where's the wagon Urist? DAMN IT URIST! You had ONE job!
The bloody fool just had to park the wagon the the steep mountainside and the whole load is now in a dozen piles across the hillside. Great. We don't even have a wagon. Even the elves have a wagon. All of our junk is just rotting there. Damn it UristRemember Urist, donät drin kand drive. Or was it the other way around? Too sober to drive? What ever the reason the cause is not just the right about mof liquid plumphelmet
I propose that we explore the depths of ht volcano using renevable and green resources. I think that there should be a fresh batch of them arriving any day now- I wonder if they wilkl scream on their wauy down or just mourn for their lost wooden crap
ELVES! just in time
Blasat. They escaped.
Sorry shork, Im building in the ground floor around hte bottom of hte moumntainside. Easier to understand that way. Everything on the same floor.
Hmm.. A temple for Datan, god of jewels. Why does that name sound familiar?,
Taron, god of happiles and order. Why doesn't he ha ve any worshippers=
A library!
(http://i.imgur.com/roe2wdl.jpg)
M;UST BUILD MORE!
I think that I drank a bit too fast. another large glass gone
Must build an intersting staircase. Ramps. Yes.
I wonder how to make one. All those unusable ranps. Hmms. I think that I'll copy one from my old notes (for soem reason I make dorf scetches on noteboosk) Time to see if it works
Sprru Sorry Shork. Another tavern. A BIGGER tavern. perhaps
(http://i.imgur.com/vuYRIm1.jpg)
What? new the rapist memory layouts? HURRAH!
wait, tge tavern needs rooms. And stockpiles. And we need dorms. Hospitals.. Must build!
Anoiteh glass
ioips. Made mistakes. redesignating digging
Digging up! Digging down! stairs! ramps!
Summer is here
Must dig more
Darn it. every time I drink I et some kind of symmetrical digging designation OCD
KOBOLDS! PROTECTR THE HOARD!
why did I buiild stairs>?
(http://i.imgur.com/0pJS2qn.jpg)
Why is there a albba LABcoat on the flor and why is there a scapel in the pocket?
Oh.
I think that I wore it while cooking to prevent the fried fat from jumping on my shirt or something. Upsö.. A ..what is it? microfs.. voicer..player.. erm.. loudspeaker? no. SPEAKER fell on the floor. oops.
(http://i.imgur.com/yQ2pE1f.jpg)
HUMANS!
Will we teach them to dive?
No?
ok..
qúerns. Querns for paper
(http://i.imgur.com/vpEt8Bh.jpg)
bought books
Thus begins the tale of the great library The library of virginity
moody dorf created some sort of woioden ring. Must show it to the elves.
THE HUMANS HAVE ESCAOED!
more booze
More stocplile room. More Taern bedrooms. More everything.
I'll fill it with magma! and water! and elven woodcrafts!
darn it. ran out of room to min. map border
I have to tone down the dig designation OCD
pic10
migrants
more lazy bums to dig out bedrooms for their useless selves
A herbalist entered the map enraged. Attacked someone and the ncalmed down
KILLER JABBERERS!
A gorlack!
52 dorfs, more miners!
Geting tired of fixing strange minging designations
(http://i.imgur.com/ihkQkko.jpg)
Must drin kmore . not as drunk as I should be
Aurumt AUTUMN
Dorfs soonm
the cider is a bit on the sour side. should have let it clear a bit more. I was too much in a hurry. Well, atleast I nly took 4.5l and have about 15l remaining that I will clear properly
melancholy? why? are yoi not hapy here dorf? why? tis a happy place
thadorfy1 gave birth and lost the child right away. Still looking for it
Yoink went melancholit too
Damn lazy bums
DORFS! TGE DORFS ARE HERE!
Buying cheese!
(http://i.imgur.com/2TR4YsX.jpg)
dorfing list. listing dorfs
random dragon got lukcy. random drakeling dorf is a true warrior. killed a porcupine!
more bloody migrants. Sod off you bums
(http://i.imgur.com/d29CgOz.jpg)
Built dorms na hospital. More boozing room for boozers. tavern that is
I seem to have reached some sort of equil.. eqil.Equilibrium. I'm not getting more drunk nor am aI sobering up. That means that I need to drink more
thadorfyone is moody
Better be something better han that pappayring
shoruke been missign for a fweek
The dorfy One made a salte door decorated with leather. haa
more cider. or is ti apple wine due ot hte proof? bah
Winter
da,n it. those new digging priorities have 1 as the higherst and 7 as tge lowest, not the other way around. no wonder the m,iners were being so useless
s´horuek died from the lack of booze. 3 dorfs cancel work due to emotional trauma
yhe beööy pfg plates gros
Tge Belly of Plates grows
OOPS
(http://i.imgur.com/fzk7jL3.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/PnpOO2b.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GLWmOlB.jpg)
burning baby
miauw who is carryihng her doesnt seem bothered by the fact
(http://i.imgur.com/ABRkW7J.jpg)
farms
FIRE! HOT! HOT!
also someone else's problem. Tata
Next player! We need scholars! Scribes! Peopl,e to but out those burning dorfs! get on with it!
The fort has seen better days
(http://i.imgur.com/Asp5SVZ.jpg?1)
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11473
Post by: Yoink on December 13, 2015, 08:16:40 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 13, 2015, 08:19:54 pm
Post by: Shoruke on December 13, 2015, 10:12:16 pm
..insane. Our only skilled dorf is insaneThaaaat's Drunkfort! :)
Post by: Scruffy on December 13, 2015, 11:50:04 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 13, 2015, 11:55:01 pm
Post by: Shoruke on December 14, 2015, 02:39:09 am
Clearly we need a 3-year-anniversary turn. o3o
/me checks the OP
You're off by 3 months and 8 days.
...Eh, take the turn anyway :P
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 14, 2015, 02:44:00 am
Sadly can't tonight, got stuff to do tomorrow. And most of the week in fact. I do at least have an unopened pint of Southern Comfort waiting for me to put it to good use, when I get the chance.
Post by: Scruffy on December 14, 2015, 10:18:40 am
Post by: MarcAFK on December 14, 2015, 11:05:37 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 14, 2015, 11:17:34 am
Post by: Taupe on December 14, 2015, 05:00:57 pm
So it can be drunk fortress both in and out of the game, yesss.Next step, a cyberdwarf system in the tavern so that the dwarves can have a turn.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 14, 2015, 05:16:49 pm
Post by: Shoruke on December 14, 2015, 10:03:27 pm
Are you sure you want the dwarves to be playing with themselves? o3o
Urist McMom cancels play video games: seeking infant.
Urist McLazyMom cancels seek infant: playing video games.
Post by: Scruffy on December 15, 2015, 03:10:19 pm
Someone take a turn so I can play again
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 15, 2015, 03:19:56 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 15, 2015, 06:50:19 pm
I should eventually. Maybe tonight. @_@M'wahahah
too late
drinking now
Actually, been drinking a bit too much. Poured a bit over 5l of that 10%ABV (is it wine? Is it cider? who knows?) stuff before that previous thurn so now I have been trying to gert rid of let last 2½ of it.
Setting new areas for shrooming. We need those plumphelmets
(http://i.imgur.com/NSrFMIo.png)
preparing for obsidiazing the magmaleak
pic2
no plant worth gathering. seriously, noh´thing to gather. Gathering above the cliwside and caves when I ncance create new staircase to them
ELVES!
linking the levers to gates
'WAT?
(http://i.imgur.com/tCtGkJa.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/dPqpOC6.png)
builidng a road to dorfheim
dem dorfs man
(http://i.imgur.com/gYVISvp.png)
dorfs drinking water
(http://i.imgur.com/eYJu8gH.png)
buidling ndew drinign areas
stockpiles!
pic7
oops.
obsidian failed due to eing on the wrong tile. erm.. oops?
MIgRANTS
Dumped the elves in the calderra!
Huzzah!
Didnt do us much good though
aboveground farms! Hopefully
(http://i.imgur.com/VgY8y0f.png)
FDuck
Instrad of sealing the magma with obsidian I managed to release it in the bderooms
(http://i.imgur.com/dZw83nO.png)
not much is happening
Damn it. Random drakeling: cancels building: interruopted by one.-humped cmelö
(http://i.imgur.com/eSi8NyI.png)
URist cancels: hunt fo verming: getting water
1/3 of the magma leaks sealed, 2 more to go
canceled: hot stone
htostone
hotstone
Damn this
Jst dig the damn thing
no!
(http://i.imgur.com/UM0OZ9l.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/qaWlg2v.png)
there has to be a way to sel it
(http://i.imgur.com/Ndykuf4.png)
we have no booze
we have no seeds
we have more smoke nad fire than we wantheere to be
midsummer
oh great. magmacrabs
the only thing our mamgaleak was missing
migrants. More dorrfs to carry buckets for watrer
once again my glass is empty
'
Îton Wadlabored wishes to reside in Cloiseteredbored for the purpose of entertaining citizens
Do you approve?
NO!
YES! It is not like one more mouth to feed is going to make it any worse
(http://i.imgur.com/Etyrf8Z.png)
TIS DONE!
Still full of magma and leaks but atleast it is not getting in!
pic15
bederooms all still under of 14/7 maghma
(http://i.imgur.com/6eKEUJ8.png)
water. THE BLOODY IDIOTS ARE DRINKIGN WATER!
(http://i.imgur.com/e0efWJi.png)
Digdigdig a hole somethiong something. dorfs do what they do. they also thirst. mostly dig though
still not enough farmeing. why?
bloody hell. all the damn farmers burned alive with the farms. Should have nknwo
(http://i.imgur.com/Ud7tkkR.png)dorfs. more dorfs. The last thing we need. Go away!
(http://i.imgur.com/Tff75BA.png) news. oh how great
(http://i.imgur.com/Ce5apT6.png)
Not again..
Toneri. What hte hell is a toneri and why is it made out of forgottenbest arse producitons?
;My drinks. Too much. Too long gone. Still more to drink but too much to drink before
dorfs still making a 10dorf line to drink water
(http://i.imgur.com/OdeyRf3.png)
more caves full of shrrooms
YES!
MUSHROOMS! FINALLY!
PLUMPHELMETS!! PIGTAILS!
BOOZE!
THE burning boozy magma is drying out! Yes! out magma-safe crap is still retrievable
A file force of dorfness has arrivedf
(http://i.imgur.com/olEjBs2.png)
WELCOME OT DORFHEIM!
Wintr bretty soon
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11496
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 15, 2015, 07:23:19 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 16, 2015, 12:17:13 am
Post by: Taupe on December 16, 2015, 12:22:00 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 16, 2015, 12:31:44 am
Doubt I'll be taking a turn tonight. Still have stuff to do tomorrow. @_@
Post by: Naryar on December 17, 2015, 03:44:09 pm
The only thing we lack is angry elephants.
edit : oh no that was scruffy
Post by: Havarous on December 17, 2015, 04:42:54 pm
If I am trusted enough to do so, I would like to put myself forward for the position of overseer. You will see on my CV that I am well schooled on burning to death in magma and tunnelling two fellas into the earth to survive the oncoming rampage of fiery death.
References available on request, but you really don't want to see them.
Post by: Shoruke on December 17, 2015, 06:28:26 pm
If I am trusted enough to do so, I would like to put myself forward for the position of overseer. You will see on my CV that I am well schooled on burning to death in magma and tunnelling two fellas into the earth to survive the oncoming rampage of fiery death....You're hired. When can you start?
Post by: Bobnova on December 17, 2015, 11:08:14 pm
Doubly hired.If I am trusted enough to do so, I would like to put myself forward for the position of overseer. You will see on my CV that I am well schooled on burning to death in magma and tunnelling two fellas into the earth to survive the oncoming rampage of fiery death....You're hired. When can you start?
Start now.
You fulfilled the requirements when you showed up drunk.
The step after that is downloading the save and playing the turn.
Post by: MarcAFK on December 18, 2015, 12:16:37 am
Also rip grave fodder marcAFK
Post by: Havarous on December 18, 2015, 01:11:47 pm
Then it was morning, and my manager has this thing where he expects me to turn up sometimes. Either way, it was a whole thing, downloading the save now and chugging three beers and a stir-fry as fast as I can manage. Will start playing within the hour, if conscious.
Post by: Scruffy on December 18, 2015, 02:26:27 pm
Sorry to disappear on you guys, made a bit of a tactical error. Was under the impression I was on the dry-heaves but my stomach found something else to throw up, probably a lung that migrated southwards.I'll look forward to reading about it.
Then it was morning, and my manager has this thing where he expects me to turn up sometimes. Either way, it was a whole thing, downloading the save now and chugging three beers and a stir-fry as fast as I can manage. Will start playing within the hour, if conscious.
The fort is not an utter mess since most of the magma has evaporated but the dorfs are still mostly surviving on muddy water and vomit, most of our nonmagma-safe materials and dorf junk have burned away and there is a vile force lurking around. Oh, and I don't think that we have any non-dorm bedrooms except the ones under 7/7urist of magma
Most of the dorfs don't seem to care anymore though
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Have fun!
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 18, 2015, 03:16:07 pm
Post by: Havarous on December 18, 2015, 03:49:30 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 18, 2015, 03:51:02 pm
Not meaning to soud peesimistic, but I am only a few minues of unpaused time in and everythig is going horribly wrong.
That's how you know it's working.
Post by: Camulus on December 18, 2015, 04:23:02 pm
Not meaning to soud peesimistic, but I am only a few minues of unpaused time in and everythig is going horribly wrong.
That's how you know it's working.
At least you can still see that things are going wrong, instead of being on the "Why the fuck are these multicolored blips hurting my eyes and why is the big red blip swallowing them" level of consciousness.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 18, 2015, 04:25:17 pm
At least you can still see that things are going wrong, instead of being on the "What the fuck are these multicolored blips hurting my eyes and why is the big red blip swallowing them" level of consciousness.
That's a good sign at least.
Which is unfortunate, as those mutlicolored blips are delicious. ;w;
Post by: Havarous on December 18, 2015, 07:12:13 pm
So upon loading up I mut sa ythat I have NO experience with the military SPECT OF dwarf fortress.
I enjoy trade, lava death engines and long walks on the beach.
So let's stick to what wee know.
Driks: Just under 2 litres of Cobra beer (4.8% Vol) in last hour.
Mood: Angry with DF for being a little bitch about game versions
Proposal: New rule, drink whenever you see a dwarf drinking. Multiple dwarves at once still onlyy one drin.
These bedroom desigms aree trippy.
(https://imageshack.com/i/pbtwiU0Gp)
EVERYTHING IS TRIPPy\
Why is there Water Bufalllo?> Why is yAk?
(https://imageshack.com/i/p56tv4kIp)
Engraving makess the dwarveses happy :)
(https://imageshack.com/i/p7caYI74p)
*Finish pint of G&T*
Alright
Alright
Timme to get a hold of what is goig on here.
Apparently we're being seiged, goodd to know..
Hah! Goblin wandered into the dining room.
Get out sonny. We're full.
(https://imageshack.com/i/pbe2xeKOp)
PLOT TWIST: Game wonn't let me kill godlin filth.
DFis traitor.
(https://imageshack.com/i/p52kWxsxp)
Game has mds, did not realise there were modas.
Confused. Alone.
*Finishes beer*
*realises has yet to actually unpause the game*
(https://imageshack.com/i/p83OeSZqp)
wHY ARE GOBLIND?@
Apparently our truce withh the goblins is far from comptlete.
Sent cobat sculptures to deal with them, whilst i concentrate on the crafting side of thigs.
(https://imageshack.com/i/hlkUqEHqp)
Cryastal busy. Crundle is in the cruddle.
Built two jeweller's workshos and a crattsdwarf. We have no workshiops and things I think.
If we have things I am lost them sAD.
We problem.
(https://imageshack.com/i/p5Rx8QElp)
Iti s at this point that I feel we should set up somner kind of contingeronchiy pln.
(https://imageshack.com/i/paLck9Hmp)
Holy shit I went for a poss and it was unpaused and siege gets wors!
(https://imageshack.com/i/hlzRW8Dip)
I am dorfed!
(https://imageshack.com/i/p7CvXjEHp)
What is this bedroom nonsense. Get rid of this, make proper rooms, this whole place is open plan enough to make Lawrence Llewelyn-Boweyn blush.
Hella bullshit.
(https://imageshack.com/i/p8GIJ9gqp)
gonna make magga forges, booost our economy and hopefully result in hapy dwarves, who sell gold crafts and look at pretty engrVINGS For days and days.
(https://imageshack.com/i/p8oASr7yp)
I hope this works out well for our guys. Immaa dorrf some ppl now if there ar any on the forums.
*looks on forums/finishes pint of G*T*
Look I don't know I'm gonna dorf some of the more recent posters.
Dead missing count just hit 100!
Party at my place.
In all seriousness if any of you are ever in Plymouth (Devon, UK) gimme a bell and we'll hit up a bar or some shit. You are bros and and ETC.
Also guys you are my spirit animals. And the spirit is gin.
Anyhow, fganboyism done. Now fgor dorfism results:
(https://imageshack.com/i/hl98iBHYp)
(https://imageshack.com/i/pbmzJsOjp)
Also whoever has been naming people about blackadder calendera has my fuoll support.
Put a swanky gem stockpile in the dining room to raise value, pretty surew that worjkd in ancy case,
(https://imageshack.com/i/patvXh1Ap)
Transferred like 20 bedsa from th3e gryffinsor dorimtry to proper romms. ACJUOTEVMENT GET!
I am menacing with spikes of your mum.
(https://imageshack.com/i/hlM64W3Op)
A FUCKMOTHERTING WERE TOITOIRE
(https://imageshack.com/i/p8FTO1WZp)
It's fin, we got trapS out the arsehole.
*Finish drink, beer with gin in it, basically*
OH WHAT A LOVELYH TIKME FOR A PICNIXC
(https://imageshack.com/i/p57X6W63p)
What is this, I mean what even is this. God dman it. OH LOOK I CSN PUT WHATer doWN ITS WET NORW.
(https://imageshack.com/i/pbK64lLRp)
The main gem stockpile may orn may not have been a corplse stockpile. Correcting that now.
(https://imageshack.com/i/pbQYpvJVp)
NOTHING IS HAPPENING IN THIS GOD DAMN FORTRENESS
People wander outsidce for no reqason. Noone has come to trade becausd
The weretortoise is stinking out the place becausee our dwats broughtt him indoors, presumably under thr impression that he was having a quick snooze beetwen maulings.
Pretty sure we only have 1 actual miner (as in someone who is both skilled in mining and willing to mine) and maybe 80 dudes.
A ranger gets in a funny mood, he'll probably go mad and die, judging by the forts stocks screen.
Apparently there are already magma things. Whiopsee.
*Finish beer*
*Finish life*
Alright, gonna upload the fort now. I don't even think I've done a full season, but at one point (not pictured) I nearly magma-flooded the whole place again and only just cancelleed the designation in timme, I feel like I've forgottten like half a dozen things and I feel sick as a bumhole. Also work in 7 hours and too much of the gin. I was fine bout the beer but the gin is kicking my cute lil ass.
Drink tally: Probably 2.5 litres of beer
Probably 7 or 8 shots worth of gin
I have failed you.
*Sep-puke-oos* (Like ritual suicide but with vomit instead)
In any case, I need bed and DF File thing is being a nuisance, so file upload will have to wait till morning, it's all ben saved and life is good, so don't panic, pleaseede.
It@s all udner control.
EDIT: File is up! http://www.filedropper.com/drunkfott
Also my love for the fact that even the file name is misspelled has no bounds.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 18, 2015, 08:07:30 pm
BLITZKRIG I'M IN THE ARRDENNES
Why did that make me think of Sabaton?
Post by: Yoink on December 18, 2015, 08:49:15 pm
... it's all ben saved and life is good, so don't panic, pleaseede.
It@s all udner control.
OH GODS
/me runs about in a mad panic, frothing at the mouth and flailing his arms.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 18, 2015, 09:12:33 pm
Post by: Taupe on December 18, 2015, 09:24:37 pm
You may panic now. o3o...Says one of the seven resident random dragon.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 18, 2015, 09:28:53 pm
Post by: Taupe on December 18, 2015, 10:31:49 pm
¿Que? ;w;Oh we just have a surprising amount of you at the moment.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 18, 2015, 10:44:26 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 18, 2015, 11:03:45 pm
Post by: Taupe on December 18, 2015, 11:10:14 pm
As in I've been dorfed repeatedly, or just that I'm too regular a poster on here? o3oWe have maby dorfed versions of you. More than we have... Shorukes...
You put a corpse stockpile in the library? :oIt's for studying.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 19, 2015, 01:37:56 am
Hmm. So tempted to crack open the bottle tonight.
Post by: Camulus on December 19, 2015, 02:36:33 am
I may receive a wee bit of survival rectangles soon, want to buy some whiskey and deviate from my current recreations.
Post by: Shoruke on December 19, 2015, 02:38:19 am
Kamin and Shoruke, OTP.
...Eh, I could do worse.
(/me leaves the internet forever before terrible ShorKamin hentaifics become a thing)
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 19, 2015, 02:47:28 am
Kamin and Shoruke, OTP.
...Eh, I could do worse.
(/me leaves the internet forever before terrible ShorKamin hentaifics become a thing)
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I'm kidding. ;w;
Post by: Havarous on December 19, 2015, 02:49:49 am
Also I thought that was a dining room, not a library. What with the goblin sieges and teenage mutant ninja tortoises I've got to admire our dedication to academia.
File link is... Not existing at the moment because dffd confirmation email has itself stopped off for a pint or two on it's way over.
EDIT: So whatever has stopped this confirmation email shows no signs of letting up, doing the same for other file hosts as well. I will upload it and post a link as soon as I am gosh-darned able.
EDIT: Link is up on my turn's post, have fun with it.
Post by: Scruffy on December 20, 2015, 09:28:05 am
I'll take a look at the save
Edit: The walls are screaming again
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Post by: Taupe on December 20, 2015, 09:55:26 am
Plus, it gave us some classics such as ''EXECUTION!''
From what we can interpret, it goes like this:
A dwarf stands up, start screaming :
'' E! ... XE! ... CU! ... TION! ... ''
''PTE!... RO! ... DAC!... TYL!....''
''TAN!... TRUM!... SPY! ... RAL!!!...''
''JE! ... WEL' ... CUT! ... TUR!...''
''EX! ... XE! ... CU! ... TION! ...''
Meanwhile, other dwarves may join as well by yelling over the main singer, drowning the main song eith equally ninsensical words, as long as they also yell execution here and then and they follownthe very simple rhytm. Then everyone take a deep breath and repeat thensame thjng with less and less enthusiam until the general interest dies.
Truly, RNG has nailed dwarven public singing on this one.
Post by: TheFlame52 on December 20, 2015, 12:36:17 pm
Post by: Taupe on December 20, 2015, 03:27:19 pm
No, dude, the elf jewelry means the wearer has killed an elf and made a trophy from its corpse. So literally the opposite of what you thought.Well he's one kind of elf lover.
Post by: Scruffy on December 20, 2015, 03:36:33 pm
ExactlyNo, dude, the elf jewelry means the wearer has killed an elf and made a trophy from its corpse. So literally the opposite of what you thought.Well he's one kind of elf lover.
Urist likes elves for their bones
Post by: Naryar on December 21, 2015, 04:37:15 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 21, 2015, 04:41:20 pm
i may just take a turn tonight. not sure.
Dooo iiit. o3o
Post by: Shoruke on December 21, 2015, 04:45:57 pm
Post by: Naryar on December 21, 2015, 04:46:44 pm
i may just take a turn tonight. not sure.
Dooo iiit. o3o
Eh. I'll probably sleep through my turn but -ah, let's try.
Got some booze to the fridge, gonna download the save.
There can only be more magma, with more turns of Drunk Fortress.
if this is not a volcano embark i will be disappoint
Post by: Scruffy on December 21, 2015, 04:49:16 pm
i may just take a turn tonight. not sure.Do it!
Do it for «☼Urist☼»!
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 21, 2015, 04:52:55 pm
i may just take a turn tonight. not sure.Do it!
Do it for «☼Urist☼»!
You mean !!Urist!!
Post by: Naryar on December 21, 2015, 04:54:17 pm
i may just take a turn tonight. not sure.Do it!
Do it for «☼Urist☼»!
I don't know how you masterfully decorate your dwarves...
Also i'm trying to download the last save but D:. Will use previous one if it doesn't work.
Edit: Well, that file dropper thing seems to be pretty bad. Literally I download it three times, it's not only very slow but it stops after a few hundred kb. Let's go with the previous save.
Post by: Scruffy on December 21, 2015, 05:02:21 pm
M'okay, I admit that that was a bit too high a quality level for one of our dorfs.i may just take a turn tonight. not sure.Do it!
Do it for «☼Urist☼»!
You mean !!Urist!!
Now it's just !!xxUristxx!!, soon to be Urist's mangled partially decaying corpse
Edit: Don't use a download manager. That solved it for me. Just "save as" or what ever it is called
Post by: Naryar on December 21, 2015, 05:07:03 pm
23:10 Scruffy's last and apparently disastro- uh, i mean Fun, save is being downloaded. Also having a Quadrupel Trappist beer. Because fuck yeah. I think it's around ten degrees ? And it has *taste* !
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 21, 2015, 05:14:21 pm
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/861/748/d58.jpg)
Post by: Naryar on December 21, 2015, 05:24:00 pm
But he's probably new, no need to go all "im gonna chainaxe ur face and offer it to Khorne". Well, not until you're very drunk.
23:23 Well, still need to finish this bottle. Also I shall open the save soon, to have a look at it when I am mostly buzzed at least.
or should i wait ? dramatic choices !
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 21, 2015, 05:30:50 pm
Is fine, just being silly.
Post by: Scruffy on December 21, 2015, 05:31:51 pm
Also having a Quadrupel Trappist beer.La Trappe Quadrupel? A pretty good choice.
Post by: Naryar on December 21, 2015, 05:38:00 pm
Also having a Quadrupel Trappist beer.La Trappe Quadrupel? A pretty good choice.
yup, that's exactly this. and yes it rocks.
i can't find the second bottle though. thats fine i have another beer in the fridge.
still need to get more drunk.
Post by: Naryar on December 21, 2015, 05:52:00 pm
Opened the save. Siege is four gobs so far. We seeme to have decent trap defenses ? Do we have a mitliraitry (wow this went wrong) ? I bet we don't, because if someone actually goes through all the military setup to provide decent military while utterly trashed, my hat to him.
23:52 I need some good music...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEBA6ubHpGg
surewhynot.avi
23:58 need to drink more.
00:01 Getting all the human mercenaries in my squads before making a manly charge with all my military at the goblin menace. Let's see how it goes.
...Are they even equipped properly ? I don't know and I have no opinion 8)
00:03 At least I'll put all the military together for a COORDINATED manly charge at the weakling Slaaneshi goblins. So you don't all die.
00:07 One of the human spearmen mercs got out, crippled a goblin, one of the dwarves charged. It got instantly killed.
It was completely unequipped ;D Clearly I need to drink more to cope with this tragic loss of dwarven life.
Need some... more brutal music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmaOETGSwD
yeah.
00:13 BLOOD IS SPILLED FOR KHORNE ! OR ARMOK ! SAME DAMN GOD ANYWAYS !
MORE VIOLENCE ! THAT IS WHAT HE REQUIRES !
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/85804spilledblood.png)
00:15 Still six goblins alive and not captured... the goblin mace lord has been captured. I'm not sure how this will work.
Also, the squadrons are useless, shared and unweaponed. well, my army is shit. No matter, let's see how I survive.
00:23 Well, dwarves dying, and a single goblin pikeman is there. The others are caught or dead or some fled for some reason. Stop getting out your idiotic fucks (talking to dwarves here)
00:30 we vanquished the goblins... more or less. miasma, dead dwarves, i nedd conffins
also i need more drinsk d (both ic and ooc)
00:37 a werewarthog outside, pursuing my dwarves, this is all what i need
ah whatever
00:39 after killing four of my dwarves the guy goes back into a human and attempts to flee.
I just zerg rush all the dwarves on him. He will not escape now that he is vulnerable !
00:43 four civilian squads for dogpiling ! go, my bearded zerglings !
00:46 of course the fucker escapes
go fuck another werebeast, you damn furry
00:49 we need to clean up those 945 raw mussels
no i'm not even kidding... at least we have enough food for a while, and drink storage isn't looking bad
building coffins
01:02 overwhelmed with jobs, why are dwarvesde FISHING GOT DAMN WHAT KIND OF SHIT JOB IS FISHERMAN ? FUCKING USELESS FISHERMEN
the burial is going well, though the caverns not being locked meant a troll went into the main room and killed more dwarves
01:20 i think the burial should be done... now we apparently have two entrances for some reason, the hole in the farms isn't done yet, and i'm not sure the caverns are locked yet
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/4169confused.png)
i'm confused over the whole building of this fort ??,!!?!1!one evleend ! penis !
it's been a long winter anyways. probably gonna stop my turn soon.
01:24 also i locked this lower z-level who was getting slowly irrigateed by the river. we can make a farm out of it now, i guess.
there's a goblin dancer. a female goblin dancer.
you mean a female goblin prostitute surely ? goddamn racial mixity goblins, corrupting our dwarves !
well i'm kidding mostly. goblins are still uuh weird in my books but if she doesn't want to slaugther my dwarves then i'm fine with her. go on, please poledance for my dwarves, not sure if they will be turned on but
01:34 alright, i can't make sense of all ofthis thing fortes ded there and i't's late gonna fishfbigh this beer and save the fort and upload do dffdd
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11535
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 21, 2015, 05:54:35 pm
Post by: Naryar on December 21, 2015, 07:39:19 pm
it was a one season turn but it felt like two ok ? :P
edit : http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11535
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 21, 2015, 08:03:25 pm
Post by: Naryar on December 21, 2015, 08:14:05 pm
We have a goblin poledancer. Huehuehue.
A sexy, sexy goblin poledan- NO !
The Naryar strikes the Goblin Poledancer in the head with his right fist, and the part is cloven asunder !
...Omae wa mou shindeiru... Must... remember... goblins are enemies... kill them... kill...
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 21, 2015, 08:27:18 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 21, 2015, 08:33:22 pm
Hmm.. A polegoblinWe have a goblin poledancer. Huehuehue.
A sexy, sexy goblin poledan- NO !
The Naryar strikes the Goblin Poledancer in the head with his right fist, and the part is cloven asunder !
...Omae wa mou shindeiru... Must... remember... goblins are enemies... kill them... kill...
Would a Goblin Polelord (Polelady? Polemistress?) be more acceptable?
you mean a female goblin prostitute surely ? goddamn racial mixity goblins, corrupting our dwarves !Well, she did petition to be allowed to settle in the fortress for the purpose of "entertaining the inhabitants"
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 21, 2015, 08:34:33 pm
Post by: Scruffy on December 21, 2015, 08:45:03 pm
Potentially NSFW
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Post by: Random_Dragon on December 21, 2015, 08:45:58 pm
Post by: Taupe on December 21, 2015, 09:36:41 pm
Post by: Shoruke on December 21, 2015, 10:24:57 pm
Post by: Taupe on December 21, 2015, 10:53:50 pm
Drunk Fortress: Exotic Goblin Pole-Dame editionKamin, we got a new thread title.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 21, 2015, 11:19:26 pm
Post by: Havarous on December 22, 2015, 06:30:13 am
It is a mystery.
Post by: Naryar on December 22, 2015, 08:18:20 am
Post by: Yoink on December 22, 2015, 10:08:22 am
Those of you who are not interested, you need not dig any deeper into this post.
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Post by: Random_Dragon on December 22, 2015, 12:02:33 pm
Post by: MarcAFK on December 22, 2015, 09:47:38 pm
Post by: Yoink on December 22, 2015, 10:06:02 pm
Oh well. I hope it catches on anyway. :P
Post by: MarcAFK on December 22, 2015, 11:09:13 pm
Post by: Vyro on December 23, 2015, 01:28:32 am
Oh wow those musucal styles are kinda weird and awesome. The world generates a use and interpretation of sound from scratch, totally alien from what we are using... It's really cool to look at!
Plus, it gave us some classics such as ''EXECUTION!''
From what we can interpret, it goes like this:
A dwarf stands up, start screaming :
'' E! ... XE! ... CU! ... TION! ... ''
''PTE!... RO! ... DAC!... TYL!....''
''TAN!... TRUM!... SPY! ... RAL!!!...''
''JE! ... WEL' ... CUT! ... TUR!...''
''EX! ... XE! ... CU! ... TION! ...''
Meanwhile, other dwarves may join as well by yelling over the main singer, drowning the main song eith equally ninsensical words, as long as they also yell execution here and then and they follownthe very simple rhytm. Then everyone take a deep breath and repeat thensame thjng with less and less enthusiam until the general interest dies.
Truly, RNG has nailed dwarven public singing on this one.
So, dwarven public singing is exactly like Drunk Fortress, eh?
PTW, lurking around.
Post by: Shoruke on December 24, 2015, 02:55:17 pm
EDIT: Good news! Girlfriend's family got me coconut rum for Christmas.
>=D
>=D
>=D
Yeah I'll probably take a turn on like the 27th or 28th or something.
Post by: MarcAFK on December 25, 2015, 04:15:15 am
Post by: Taupe on December 25, 2015, 12:50:19 pm
Canada, drunkest of all.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 25, 2015, 01:25:09 pm
Warm christmas up in Quebec? It is terrifying.
Post by: Taupe on December 25, 2015, 02:43:31 pm
A warm christmas down here in Texas is sad but not expected.Its fifty degree celscius higher than it should be. Im walking around with a t-shirt way north at mt parents' place. Life no longer makes sense.
Warm christmas up in Quebec? It is terrifying.
Post by: Amperzand on December 25, 2015, 03:22:46 pm
Take time-stamped photos.
Climate-change deniers can go hang.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 25, 2015, 03:23:14 pm
Post by: Naryar on December 26, 2015, 09:34:51 am
It was inevitable.
Post by: MarcAFK on December 27, 2015, 07:53:17 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on December 27, 2015, 06:27:31 pm
Post by: Shoruke on December 27, 2015, 06:39:38 pm
...Can someone send me some warms? kthx
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 27, 2015, 06:49:11 pm
*Meanwhile in Saskatchewan, it's so cold that my car's windshield freezes twice: inside and outside*
...Can someone send me some warms? kthx
You stole all of our cold. I oughta eat you for that. ;w;
Post by: MarcAFK on December 27, 2015, 07:19:19 pm
I took down the lights in a T-shirt, this isn't right.Oh right I knew I forgot something, is it too late to put a tree up? XD
Post by: Shoruke on December 27, 2015, 11:49:46 pm
No, never.I took down the lights in a T-shirt, this isn't right.Oh right I knew I forgot something, is it too late to put a tree up? XD
...Although your neighbors might look at you funny if you put Christmas decorations in it, because it's too late for that by now 8)
Post by: Aseaheru on December 28, 2015, 12:22:26 am
Nix that, it snowed during the evening while I was asleep.
Post by: Taupe on December 28, 2015, 12:33:10 pm
We have snow too!Apparently snow is in the forecast for me. Next week.
Nix that, it snowed during the evening while I was asleep.
Obviously global warming is an invention by and for the Chinese.
Post by: Shoruke on December 31, 2015, 03:50:11 pm
Can't tell if it's the meteorologist or the weather that's drunk.
Post by: Taupe on December 31, 2015, 04:03:07 pm
Post by: Amperzand on December 31, 2015, 04:13:54 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 31, 2015, 04:21:15 pm
Post by: Shoruke on January 02, 2016, 02:14:50 pm
might see about taking a turn tonight, or tomorrow.*poke*
Looks like a no?
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 02, 2016, 02:16:49 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 02, 2016, 02:21:12 pm
I was really looking forwards to someone taking a turn
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 02, 2016, 02:22:12 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 02, 2016, 02:46:47 pm
Post by: Shoruke on January 02, 2016, 03:33:55 pm
Eh... I'm not committing to it, but I might.
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 02, 2016, 11:09:43 pm
EDIT: Posdt will go hear later.
EDIT 2: Bleh. Tireddragon. Post goes here.
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And upload will be...here: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11599 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11599)
Post by: Havarous on January 03, 2016, 05:37:05 am
Hopefully at some point in the not-too-distant future I will have a DFFD account and take a non-shit turn.
Fingers crossed.
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 03, 2016, 11:06:11 am
Post by: Scruffy on January 03, 2016, 05:41:30 pm
A cloud of drunken weather has drifted nearby.
It is raining snowy muck.
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 03, 2016, 08:03:59 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 03, 2016, 09:03:59 pm
(http://i810.photobucket.com/albums/zz27/Chaosvolt/Drunk%20Fortress%206/image%2018_zpsx02gvsxr.png)Wait, 27 Nobles/Admins and 11 Fishery Workers compared to around 3-4 dorfs per job doing all the actually useful dorfery?
We don't even have peasants. Instead have even more useless social bums and lazy fisherdorfs sitting in our tavern and drinking while the goblin entertains them or some dancerdorf gives them a bearddance.
I kind of like this
Edit:
Downloaded the save to take a look and decided to check on our very own little Polegoblin to she if she was being treated badly or wearing rotting loincloths.
Instead she was perhaps one of our best dressed residents. Even a bit too heavily dressed for my taste :P
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-"I was near to a Seat. I'm very pleased." What?
-All she does seems to be watch performances, admire random furniture and drink.
-The dorfs seem to have had a bad influence on her. She's an alcoholic.. "She was frustrated after being kept from alcohol for too long."
-"Likes the words of The Euphoria of Couples and the sound of The Embraced Skirts." Just what is she performing? "She is currently more shameless"?
-"Like others in her culture, she believes that peace is always preferable to war." "She is dreams of bringing lasting peace to the world." "She is unfocused after being unable to make romance." She is even looking for romance and her answer to that was to come live HERE? Among bearded drunkards?
Is she really a goblin?
Just what is she?
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 03, 2016, 10:16:25 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 03, 2016, 10:25:51 pm
Yeah. We have way too many bards, scholars, etc. I was trying to engineer a way to purge them. Finish my opus magnum, the retractable bridge next to the second trade depot, built over the volcano. o3oFinally someone is going to use that depot for its intended purpose. Burning elves.
Post by: Naryar on January 06, 2016, 04:28:38 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 06, 2016, 04:37:29 pm
Scruffy withdraws from society...
Edit:
Oops, got a bit distracted. Starting soon
Scruffy has claimed a drunken fortress.
Scruffy has begun a mysterious construct.
Starting a bit late but here goes:
Spent a while in a bar a while ago. Some westons, a rum cola, some more rum, a strange shot of blueberries, conjac and whipped cream and a bottle of strongish beer. All in all not all that much.
Blah blah, long story sort, I was attempting to get some sleep (a bit drunk) but suddenly got an idea, snapped up and got inspired. There is something I must build before I forget it. Must drink more. Been drinking cider after that. I think that I made it a bit too stong and dry but it serves its purpose. About 7dl down, 1,3l to go.
..I have absolutely no idea what this was supposed to be. BVedrooms and some temple for live sacrifice I think. Damn it.
(http://i.imgur.com/3ot49fL.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/1z6s30K.png)
The fort needs booze
Brew, cook and make cheese minions!
Also: MORE MINERS! Always more miners. They tend to die. A dozen should do.
Picks? MORE PICKS!
There. Now I have my goal for this turn. Mine shit and try not to drown the dorfs in the said shit they mine.
Why is there a random human gazing into the abyss? Is Nietzsche staring back?=
ok, crap joke. Just magma crabs down there.
(http://i.imgur.com/oP2lt1o.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/0s6aduQ.png)
Even more bums ahve showed up.
What is this?
What did you do Randomdragfog?_dragon
Got distracted again.
What is this?
I'm not even really enjoying this butchery of trek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrG4JnrN5GA
Shouldn't even bothered to link it
Why does youtube keep recommending crap to me?
I had something important to do before continuing. What the xx was it?
Rebuilt the main chapel which was decommissioned after the unfortunate problem with various flowing liquids.
petitions. What the hell, lets just accept everyone. Welcome to town (we are a town?) Oddomatêk, the Cloisterredbored something
Just pick a bed and grap a barrel and sit around consuminh our resources while someone else feeds you,.
We need beds. We still don't have any private bedfrooms after the little accident. Only dorms and a couple dozen tavern ro0oms (nope, not for you dorfs. Reserved for the unproductive memberrs of the bard-caste. Dorfen bearddancers and human poets and whatnot)
(http://i.imgur.com/OaDoRON.png)
making those picks. What do we have?
2 bars?
Potash?
Damn it
Atlöeast chop some drees for the beds
No? To the caverns then!
Where? Do we have access?
Erm. Sorry about this too.
(http://i.imgur.com/SM3bozm.png)
fear not, we are mostly magmafree
(http://i.imgur.com/O6fCqR5.png)
here we go. blood thron
A noble is whining
Amperzand
(http://i.imgur.com/FwS5pfm.png)
holes in our farmroof
still fixing crap before i¨m unable
THIEVES!
Skulking filth
Wait, all I can find is Baldrick standing there. SOD OFF!
TEMPLETIME!
Going to expand that dropbridge thingie
Spent 15mins thinking about the bedroom thing but can't seem to figure it out. BVugger it. This will have to do. Some cramped rooms above too
(http://i.imgur.com/VEt5wYN.png)
Stuff getting on my nerves.Damn warm stones
Time to edit:
D-init
[AUTOSAVE:SEASONAL]
[SHOW_FLOW_AMOUNTS:YES]
[COFFIN_NO_PETS_DEFAULT:YES]
amd ammpimcements
[DIG_CANCEL_WARM:A_D:D_D]
Is that everything?
Time for fun. No more pesky interrupted mining
humans. With wagons. meh
Cheese? perhaps?
no? then bugger off
Stealing their crap
Stop making wooden bolts damn it! we have no spare wood and none is getting used for beds since every carpenter's workshop gets overridden with bolt orders
how did manager work again?
Using manager is undorfen. Micromanage!
no wonder the constructs near the main floor were still theer
damn designate standard/marker. They were markers! i want my stupid, hard to organize dorfs back!
I dopnät want these creatures that have 1-7 importance rating mining, marker designations and the intelligence not to wall themselves off when building. I want my stupid dorfs. They wer eeasier to understand n manage
someone removed all of our unform plans. now we only have "dakka" dorfs so only marksdorfs, no melee... damn it!
can't be bothered to attempt to fix it. No more melee dorfs it seems. Damn it random_dragon
AMPERZAND! get of your room. Your presense is nolonger required. We have a new, potentially even more useless mayor
MAYOR KAMIN DEMANDS YOU! MAKE BOLTS
damn nobles. Who mandates the construction of 3 3!! bolts
Darn it. The cencelled hot mining spots are annoying to redo but atleast im not getting paused
Damn it URIST! An artifact cotton right mitten full of spikes
More demands brom Kamin. Now he wants gauntlets in addition to bolts
A wombat has gone missign
been trying to sip an empty cup for a while. must fix thatdd
mining above magma is too tedisou Tedious but the novelty value of the results is worht it
TMNT
pic10ish
A bard beat it to death with his instrument, a bronze tracksum?"
¨Bard: I have been wounded. Itäs annoying...
we may have an outbreak of turtles in teh future..
Autumn
turn playing slowly. how many hours now?
what? still sanding there?
(http://i.imgur.com/yW5dJiY.png)
oops, almstos mined a lods off stiff I wanst supposed to. intending to I mean
(http://i.imgur.com/mNgatjd.png)
more bedroooms
WHO DARES TO SEAL MY WATER POOLS? Release the water
(http://i.imgur.com/MTGMs91.png)
oops, made loadw of rooms full of coffins instead of bedrooms. its mostly the same so its ok.
´
+åoc14
(http://i.imgur.com/Enz7nB1.png)
bloodthorn for the blood god
coffins, coffers and cabbinets
wont need coffins due to magma deaths but still usefusl
most of my cider is gone. Drunk but not too drunk to write. still a bit too drunk to micromanage. Feeling a bit shit.
O think that I play too much dorf fortress. Too much dorf whortress while drunk. It is gettkg too routine
wait, we are full of sand? Know what that mens? MAGMA KILNS! Almost dwarfy. Not quite but almost.
ASHY FAT SQUIREL! BULGING AND EMACIATING! HORRORS! HORRORSS FROM THE DEEP!
(http://i.imgur.com/yNGeAV6.png)
milking stray reindeers. for some reason. for scheese
making some eating.hungru
running unmannded for now. no pesky pauses from anything due to init editing
bacon, fried onions, beans, garlic, piripiri, jalopeno, leftover guiagac.. what ever, something guaga and cucumber wrapped in leftoever tortillawraps.
it wil ldo for now.
Some bard made an artifgact acacia cup full of leather. damn it. not a signe. good artigfact
wut?
bards growing attached?
(http://i.imgur.com/HwSPz7l.png)
Out of booze. Luckiyty the trn is close to ending
Engraving
(http://i.imgur.com/BgBEKzH.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/1BwrPgA.png)
nuff said. so it goes
A VILE FORCE OF GOBBOS
(http://i.imgur.com/g55DE0k.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/fmfSPP3.png)
GECKOS!
(http://i.imgur.com/gtj8Yof.png)
A diplomat has left unahppy.. i wonder why..
the number of our soldiers and other lazy bums seems to habve decreased somewhat. i suppose that it's for the better. gobbos are a part of the healthy cycle of life and we must learn to embrace their violent deeds. Prevents stagnation and overdorfing
From 100+ (140isj?) to 62 dorfs but that ios a good thing:
minions, don't hting of it as dead close ones, think of it as more booze nad biscuits for you!
Aquafer? HURRAH! MOAT!
Still some winter left. Must mine
(http://i.imgur.com/i8jsasq.png)
bilt wells
some "naturalist seems to be butchering us
(http://i.imgur.com/IzNlNCF.png)
Oh joyous day. prisoners to become the first sacrifice of our glorious chapel thingie
thj results of far too much micromanaging, cancelled mining dure4 to hot walls and aar too many constructs due to mistakes
Sorry dragon, Didndt ralise I was building under yuour dropbridge- spome of them might survive the fall
Whatwas accoplished or simethign
'(http://i.imgur.com/L6Aim6X.png)
tis just plain magma beneath the grates. perhaps connect them to levers amd have nobleproof noblebedrooms for noblestarvign
(http://i.imgur.com/XNSC8SZ.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/T9eSeO4.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/kU5W5Zx.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/XBVz6wx.png)
Scruffy has created Pole-DameFort, a dwarven idiocy. The craftdorfship is of the drunkest quality etc etc
save later
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11622
Found soemthing on my chair beneath m arse. Pretty sure it's not a stone but I have no idea what it is. I donät even want to know.l
Bah
There. HAve a save. I need to sleep
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 07, 2016, 01:38:48 am
someone removed all of our unform plans. now we only have "dakka" dorfs so only marksdorfs, no melee... damn it!
can't be bothered to attempt to fix it. No more melee dorfs it seems. Damn it random_dragon
You need moar dakka. And lots of it. o3o
Plus the uniforms I erased were the defaults. Not as useful as micromanaging the gear.
Post by: Amperzand on January 07, 2016, 04:56:29 am
Post by: Scruffy on January 07, 2016, 08:46:55 am
Wait, those things around the tavern in the last picture. Are those 3 Os 3 dead blind cave ogres? Are those 2 dead crundles and don't quite a few of those visitors (@), Humans (U) and dorfs have red background making them kind of.. dead? Not quite sure what happened there but it's someone else's problem now
Edit: Yep, they are. Also, seems like a naturalist and a poet bit Taupe's eyelids and the poet exploded both Siquo's and Taupe's heads into gore by punching them in the face. Pretty much everyone seems to have been fighting something, pretty often each others. None of the survivors seem to give a rat's arse about seeing dozens of fellow dorfs die. They seem more concerned about crappy meals and loneliness.
Ifeno and MarcAFK seem to have authored some books and there is a 116 page manual to The Embraced Skirts that the goblinmaid seems to love.
Post by: Bogwedgle on January 17, 2016, 05:40:24 am
"oops, made loadw of rooms full of coffins instead of bedrooms. its mostly the same so its ok."
I will have to take a turn at this soon, and it will be magniflorious.
Post by: Bogwedgle on January 18, 2016, 02:27:28 am
Filled my Dragon Mug with about half a bottle of Reduced to clear, cheap "Liebfraumilch" white wine. From a box. 10% This shall be the dawn of a new age.
16:38
This is actually really nice wine. I have misjudged you glorious golden box of wonder
16:46 Second mug of wine has been poured after this one it'll be time to start playing. not really had a solid meal since like 6 am, so It's gonna hit pretty hard.
16:51 My whole apartment smells like basil and coriander, This is why everyone should grow their own herbs. Real herbs, not the fun kind.
16:54 Neil Patrick Harris may be playing Olaf in the Netflix adaptation of A Series Of Unfortunate Evensdst. This pleases mee.
17:00 wine is a poor choice for fast drinking
17:05 7 minutes until Dwarf fortress is opened
17:07 I have so much junk food
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Here's the file I guess.
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11672 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11672)
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 18, 2016, 10:38:09 am
Post by: Scruffy on January 18, 2016, 12:45:40 pm
Well done.
I liked that turn
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 18, 2016, 02:05:57 pm
Post by: Naryar on January 18, 2016, 03:23:44 pm
Anyways, I shall most likely take a turn in the following week.
Post by: Bogwedgle on January 18, 2016, 06:58:33 pm
Post by: Bobnova on January 20, 2016, 10:50:10 am
Post by: Bogwedgle on January 22, 2016, 07:45:02 am
Post by: Bogwedgle on January 22, 2016, 02:15:56 pm
7 25 pm. Watching terrible Youtube vlogs. With that and the Kahlua I've apparently become a 13 yearold girl. Beer 2 begun
7 42 beer 3 and Thai sweet chilli sensations.
7:58 3 and a half beers I ahven't downloaded the save shit
20:04 cheetos are surprisingly good as a sandwich filling. beer 5
20:10 save loaded gimme a minte and I'll be ready
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Well I thnk we caan ll agre etht wen wll
file: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11689 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11689)
Post by: Scruffy on January 22, 2016, 05:56:05 pm
The end comes soon.
We hear drims,
Quote from: Bogwedgle
Drims in the deerp
This is a copper toy drum. All craftsdrunkship is of the deepest quality.
I'm almost tempted to attempt reclaiming this hole in the dirt but I suppose that people want a new fortress soon
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 23, 2016, 01:42:38 am
Post by: Bogwedgle on January 23, 2016, 04:06:32 am
And the Golden Wrex Aware goes to...There were just too many Goblins and not enough drunken readmes about what all the levers do.
Post by: Bobnova on January 23, 2016, 12:37:09 pm
We can no get out.
The end comes soon.
We hear drims,Quote from: BogwedgleDrims in the deerp
This is a copper toy drum. All craftsdrunkship is of the deepest quality.
I'm almost tempted to attempt reclaiming this hole in the dirt but I suppose that people want a new fortress soon
Reclaaaaaiiiiim!
That was an entertaining two-part turn, and a top notch Drunk Fortress operation.
Too bad about the goblins, though.
Post by: Naryar on January 23, 2016, 03:52:57 pm
I will take my turn when I am sufficiently inebriated. I guess we'll make another fort, because a reclaim will be gobbos killing my fort.
Post by: Naryar on January 23, 2016, 07:44:35 pm
Post by: Scruffy on January 23, 2016, 08:36:28 pm
Eh, I can't get really drunk. Too bad, but... I'll take a turn some other time.A shame
Oh well, better
Edit:
Might aswell give it a shot
Not as drunk as I was anymore and I'm running out of rum to drink so it will be a short one for a change.
I have (had) a bottle of rum (Rhum negrita), packet of fisherman's friends and a bottle of schweppes' russchian as a mixer.
Now I just have about 4dl of rum (37.5%, initially 7,5dl bottle) so I'm starting to run dry. Mixed 2dl of it with fisherman's friends and drank it during the last 20mins or so. Feeling a tipsy but not truly drunk
Only 2dl left so might aswell drink it right now and hope that it will last long enough to do a reclaim. Mixed it with russchian. By the way, russchian, cranberry juice and gin or vodka make a great drink.
Muching pork rinds
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11696
Post by: Bogwedgle on January 24, 2016, 01:29:21 am
Post by: Kamin on January 25, 2016, 06:20:07 am
Lay the news on me so I can get this badboy updated properly. :D
Post by: Scruffy on January 25, 2016, 09:17:53 am
I am sad. No e-mail notifications.Eh?
Lay the news on me so I can get this badboy updated properly. :D
Hmm?
V.0.42.04
The current and most likely soon to be abandoned bard fortress went something like this:
Turn1:
Shoruke
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6661403#msg6661403
Somethingsomething. A hole in a hill started suffering from a severe dwarf infestation. A tavern happened. Also poets. Alot of poets
Turn2:
Scruffy
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6663147#msg6663147
A temple started growing in size. Mining OCD led to a strange trianglefort. More bards and poets. Minor accident with magma. Cavern farms remain under magma and a baby burned alive in the mother's arms.
Turn2.5:
Scruffy again
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6668297#msg6668297
Attempt to fix the magmaleak. Bedrooms were the first to burn. Lazy dorfs burned with no way out. Stockpiles soon followed and about half of the fortress melted along with nearly all of our trade goods. Magma evaporated or drained in the caverns (eventually)
A slight failure to fill a cistern. Vomiting camels
Turn3:
Havarius
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6674681#msg6674681
Dorfs using the library as a dining room. An accidental refuse stockpile producing miasma in the middle of the said dining library. Extremely muddy and bloody water under the dining room.
Our pet goblin poledancer makes an appearance (*). A close call with a barely avoided magma incident? Crundles?
Turn4:
Naryar
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6681120#msg6681120
Problems with downloading the save? Complex military manouvers. Goblins, werebeasts and a troll? The name of the wrong Blood God is uttered.
945 raw, slowly rotting mussel on the floor. More polegoblin sightings.
Turn5
Random_Dragon
Elves, bards and a ferocious wolverine. A bridge for letting unwanted visitors experience the wonders of magma diving. Dorfs dug deep again.
Turn6
Scruffy. Again.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6719310#msg6719310
A large invasion, a forgotten beast and a werebeast. Death, wonder and more bedrooms. A platform for mass pitting prisoners in the magma below.
Turn7
Bogwedgle
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6745440#msg6745440
Wren woman bards and something?
Turn7.5
Bogwedgle
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6755982#msg6755982
ALOT of goblins. 14ish citizens, all of whom are human/elf bards/dancers/poets, children or mathematicians. About a hundred or so inviders.
Turn8
Scruffy AGAIN
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6759269#msg6759269
Reclaim. Constant ambush warnings and countless hostile bards and dancers. No actual fighting since the hostiles are sissy artists and dislike getting hurt. No goblin sightings.
A hyena eats its way through the sea of bard flesh and instruments. ALOT of visiting bards keep appearing during the first few days.
(*)A hippie goblin dancer, performer of such timeless classics as "The Euphoria of Couples", "The Embraced Skirts", "And she sang 'Execution!'" and the complex chant "The drum of couples"
Wants to bring lasting peace to the world, dislikes war, seems to be an alcoholic and is "currently more shameless"
Post by: Kamin on January 26, 2016, 10:26:17 pm
Also, loving the new faces--welcome, to one and all. Great turn, Bogwedgle.
Post by: Bogwedgle on January 27, 2016, 04:03:55 am
I think it's time for another fort. I BELIEVE IN US!Drims in the deerp
Also, loving the new faces--welcome, to one and all. Great turn, Bogwedgle.
Post by: Naryar on January 27, 2016, 12:50:15 pm
Post by: Amperzand on January 28, 2016, 01:16:50 am
We need more turns.
Clearly.
I don't drink, so no turns from me.
Post by: Naryar on January 28, 2016, 04:10:50 pm
Now what goes well with martini... (i ask as flavourings AND other alcohol, though)
Post by: Kamin on January 28, 2016, 06:48:03 pm
Yup, this friday will be martini friday.Nothing goes well with martinis.
Now what goes well with martini... (i ask as flavourings AND other alcohol, though)
Maybe Sour Apple Pucker?
Post by: Bobnova on January 28, 2016, 11:03:30 pm
Yup, this friday will be martini friday.Nothing goes well with martinis.
Now what goes well with martini... (i ask as flavourings AND other alcohol, though)
Maybe Sour Apple Pucker?
Silly Kamin, what goes with martinis is more martinis!
Post by: Scruffy on January 29, 2016, 05:04:57 am
Why make a cocktail out of a drink that already is a cocktail?Yup, this friday will be martini friday.Nothing goes well with martinis.
Now what goes well with martini... (i ask as flavourings AND other alcohol, though)
Maybe Sour Apple Pucker?
Post by: Bogwedgle on January 29, 2016, 07:04:48 am
Drunkception?Why make a cocktail out of a drink that already is a cocktail?Yup, this friday will be martini friday.Nothing goes well with martinis.
Now what goes well with martini... (i ask as flavourings AND other alcohol, though)
Maybe Sour Apple Pucker?
Post by: Naryar on January 29, 2016, 01:37:24 pm
19:42 I'm pretty hungry, so alcohol should kick in relatively quickly. Have a few biscuits and one entire liter of white Martini to drink.
Yeah I actually don't make cocktails, I just drink the stuff raw (omfg that's pretty fucking hardcore naryar). I like it like that.
19:44 The glass is going down steadily. Right now barely at the start of a buzz. I'm going to play some Death Rally while alcohol goes to my brain.
20:11 alright, two glasses of martini down ! that's about half of the bottle. pretty buzzed now, soon to drunk level. I'm gonna get this save and make a new fort. Maybe even play for 2 years instead of one ?
20:19 I can't make a new fort in the drunk fortress folder
HALP :O
i assume it uses DF 42.03 ? maybe later... should download the latest version ? maybe ?
20l:52 alright, loaded. there is a ton of FUN hostiles and stuff. this will be promizisng.
21:00 let's see how it works... 7 reclaim dwarves
21:02 half of the human bards are hostile apparently, well
21:06 i still can't get anything :O
Post by: Bogwedgle on January 29, 2016, 02:15:24 pm
I'm gonna get this save and make a new fort. Maybe even play for 2 years instead of one ?You crazy son of a bitch
Post by: Naryar on January 29, 2016, 02:21:25 pm
If I wasn't drunk, I would take that as an insult (although depending on context). However, I AM drunk and i'll take it as a compliment :DI'm gonna get this save and make a new fort. Maybe even play for 2 years instead of one ?You crazy son of a bitch
no seriously guise i can't load the save help
Post by: Bogwedgle on January 29, 2016, 02:25:02 pm
use 42.05If I wasn't drunk, I would take that as an insult (although depending on context). However, I AM drunk and i'll take it as a compliment :DI'm gonna get this save and make a new fort. Maybe even play for 2 years instead of one ?You crazy son of a bitch
no seriously guise i can't load the save help
Post by: Naryar on January 29, 2016, 09:45:07 pm
I think I am cursed not to play drunk fortress those days.
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 30, 2016, 01:43:44 am
Post by: Naryar on January 30, 2016, 02:17:18 am
Sorry :(
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 02, 2016, 12:22:01 pm
17:09 Drinking begins, a 70cl bottle of WKD blue premium (15%) that randomly turned up with my last lot of groceries. It smells and looks disturbingly like mouthwash
17:11 This stuff is not very nice, but it was free.
17:18 Okay I'm saving that for when I'm drunker and can't taste any more It tastes like someone mixed wood alcohol with syrup and the ghosts of dead raspberries
17:19 switching to beer
17:27 beer 2: the rebeerening
17:38 Beer 3: Encounters of the brewed kind
17:51 beer 4: Is this series really still going?
18:02 Beer 5: inconsistent capitalization, and the save is downloading.
18:06 gonna make a steak, a delicious, extremely cheap steak.
18:19 steak is ready, save is downloaded, beer is nearly gone, let us begin
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Post by: Shoruke on February 04, 2016, 01:31:29 pm
Now what goes well with martini...More martinis, duh
Silly Kamin, what goes with martinis is more martinis!Oh, someone beat me to the punch on my line. I didn't notice because my URL for "new" directed me to the previous page of posts >_>
ShorukeeeeeeeI've played enough Metal Gear to guess that I am not actually fine
[...]
I'm sure he'll be fine
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 04, 2016, 04:59:11 pm
Post by: Kamin on February 04, 2016, 09:30:14 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 04, 2016, 09:40:34 pm
Which one of you drunken SOBs had too much free time on their hands? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2cMHwo3nAU)
That represents an almost disturbing level of time and effort.
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 04, 2016, 09:41:14 pm
Which one of you drunken SOBs had too much free time on their hands? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2cMHwo3nAU)
It...it is terrifying.
Post by: Yoink on February 05, 2016, 12:49:04 am
Post by: Shoruke on February 05, 2016, 10:33:26 am
ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS!
Also, I'm thinking about taking a turn this evening.
I have an entire week worth of German homework to catch up on...
Not to mention math...
And I should also put in some work on my graphics project...
And look at that Python shit for my other class...
Basically, getting drunk today would be highly irresponsible.
But what else is new? If I get my German homework done and remember to pick up some orange juice, I'll do it.
Post by: Shoruke on February 05, 2016, 10:15:14 pm
You know, being slightly inebriated helped me ignore my perfectionist side and learn Japanese faster, I wonder if it helps for German too...
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 05, 2016, 10:22:46 pm
Post by: Yoink on February 05, 2016, 10:30:38 pm
Gah! Homework! That very word pains my ears.
I must flee before the terrible memories overwhelm me, but nevertheless I shall return before long in the hopes of witnessing a new, glorious turn.
/me beats a hasty retreat out of the thread for now.
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 05, 2016, 10:32:12 pm
Shoruke, be sure to make dorf-Yoink a scholar.
Post by: Shoruke on February 05, 2016, 10:44:26 pm
Post by: Shoruke on February 06, 2016, 12:51:06 am
Spoiler: the turn (click to show/hide)
uh. dffd, are you... uh... having problems thar?
doin' okay?
'avin a laff m8?
(it's taking several minutes to upload a 45kb .rar file and I'm BORED)
EDIT: okay here http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11746
url tags are for NERSDS
which I am but I'm also drunk so fugoff
Post by: Yoink on February 06, 2016, 03:47:35 am
Good turn but
WHYYYYYY :'(
Ahem. Technically no-one died yet, so you handled that turn p. well! :D
Gosh I wish I could take a turn. This fort is doing too well so far...
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 06, 2016, 08:01:07 am
The bridge raises to block the wall hole dude. Lever is in the entrance corridor.
oh fuck, the entrance has a bridge
how the effff am I gonna glcoes it when i Need to?
Excellent turn by the way.
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 06, 2016, 02:04:46 pm
Post by: Shoruke on February 06, 2016, 05:15:08 pm
Yoink's Biology homework, due Monday
Yoink's Math homework, due yesterday
Yoink's High School Book Report that he never finished
but I realized I would get bored halfway through :P
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 06, 2016, 05:18:22 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 06, 2016, 05:46:49 pm
Did you notice that the vomit monster was bitten to death?
"Grab tongue with vomit"
Post by: Bobnova on February 07, 2016, 12:28:00 pm
Did you notice that the vomit monster was bitten to death?
Ew.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 07, 2016, 07:49:58 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 07, 2016, 08:14:43 pm
can i possibly be dorfed?Take a turn and you can dorf yourself (One Of Us, One Of Us, One Of Us.)
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 07, 2016, 08:47:08 pm
sorry i dont drinkcan i possibly be dorfed?Take a turn and you can dorf yourself (One Of Us, One Of Us, One Of Us.)
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 07, 2016, 08:54:27 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 07, 2016, 09:00:25 pm
No dorf are Ye!sorry i dont drinkcan i possibly be dorfed?Take a turn and you can dorf yourself (One Of Us, One Of Us, One Of Us.)
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 07, 2016, 09:10:07 pm
Post by: Bobnova on February 07, 2016, 11:11:12 pm
No worries.sorry i dont drinkcan i possibly be dorfed?Take a turn and you can dorf yourself (One Of Us, One Of Us, One Of Us.)
There's a ~70% chance the next drunk will notice and dorf you anyway. That percentage drops markedly if this thread hits a new page before the next turn though, only maybe a 25-35% chance then.
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 08, 2016, 12:10:12 am
._.
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 08, 2016, 12:47:04 am
*looks in save and sees a mineing des shaped like a d*ck*
._.
You must construct additional dongs.
Post by: Kamin on February 08, 2016, 01:29:09 am
*looks in save and sees a mineing des shaped like a d*ck*For this, I shall put you in the Dorf List on the OP.
._.
Edit: We need a new poll. Any ideas for topic?
Post by: Yoink on February 08, 2016, 03:21:51 am
Post by: Kamin on February 08, 2016, 03:32:55 am
We should have a Happy Birthday poll, where both/all options wish Yoink a happy birthday. :PAww, happy birthday, man! Wishing you a fantastic day, or week, or year, or however long you wanna drag it all out :D
Post by: Yoink on February 08, 2016, 04:17:37 am
Unfortunately my urge to party has already outlasted most of my funds, haha. In fact I pretty much celebrated my birthday yesterday.
Post by: TD1 on February 08, 2016, 04:18:53 am
Also, I think the current poll is more than disturbing enough. It means there are 15 Shorukes blending in with the rest of us normal folk.
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 08, 2016, 06:31:52 am
Happy dorfday Yoink, May your tankard be ever full and your women be hairy.
Post by: Shoruke on February 08, 2016, 10:30:48 am
*looks in save and sees a mineing des shaped like a d*ck*You should have seen the few turns after I visited the Japanese Penis Festival (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri) last year.
._.
I got dick overload and needed brain bleach.
The next three overseers decided to showcase our camaraderie and friendship by filling the fortress with dicks.
And it was good times!
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 08, 2016, 11:10:53 am
And hmm, not sure what to suggest for the next poll.
Post by: Shoruke on February 08, 2016, 11:41:57 am
make a magma cannon,
capture Goblins and put them in an arena to fight for our amusement,
make an aboveground magma reservoir to flood the world with if we need/want to,
name everyone Shoruke,
rename all unnamed dorfs to Yoink's Homework (due Wednesday),
find/acquire more magma,
light more things on fire (with magma),
find and claim the candy
Post by: Bobnova on February 08, 2016, 11:56:29 am
Gofundme would probably ban you promptly.
Post by: Scruffy on February 08, 2016, 12:56:04 pm
Started a fortress just to make this for you:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Every birthday needs a cake
Edit:
On the other news, got bored and decided to create something dwarfy in Wayward Terran Frontier
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just ignore the turrets
EditEdit: I dub thee Dorfship Alpha
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 08, 2016, 01:26:31 pm
Urist McStarship or somethingSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Just ignore the turrets
"My beard is made of thrusters. This makes me thirsty."
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 08, 2016, 02:22:41 pm
It could do with a computer upgrade
On the other news, got bored and decided to create something dwarfy in Wayward Terran FrontierUrist McStarship or somethingSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Just ignore the turrets
EditEdit: I dub thee Dorfship Alpha
Edit: Does it run on ethanol?
Post by: Yoink on February 08, 2016, 10:27:52 pm
Sadly I didn't get nearly drunk enough last night for a special birthday turn. I'll have to get around to it before long!
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on February 08, 2016, 11:44:28 pm
Cheers guys! And thanks for the cake! :DGET CRUNK M8T
Sadly I didn't get nearly drunk enough last night for a special birthday turn. I'll have to get around to it before long!
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 09, 2016, 01:14:57 am
Cheers guys! And thanks for the cake! :D
Sadly I didn't get nearly drunk enough last night for a special birthday turn. I'll have to get around to it before long!
Dooo iiit, or we'll name all the fortress visitors after your homework. o3o
Post by: Naryar on February 09, 2016, 02:28:33 am
Post by: Shoruke on February 09, 2016, 09:49:11 am
i should really take a turn sometime... without the sleepening.Start the turn at like 3PM, like a classy person
Post by: Naryar on February 09, 2016, 01:39:38 pm
i should really take a turn sometime... without the sleepening.Start the turn at like 3PM, like a classy person
That would be saturday then. I guess I can do that, if I have nothing to do the saturday.
Post by: Scruffy on February 10, 2016, 01:46:15 pm
Tookpaft in a beertasting event (gypsy beer froma small Company) andbeeen drinking after tha
Funtimes.mdorfdorf
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 10, 2016, 02:07:09 pm
Drunk. Too druk infact. Won't be taking a turn tonight.
Tookpaft in a beertasting event (gypsy beer froma small Company) andbeeen drinking after tha
Funtimes.mdorfdorf
Dang, no self-destruct levers for us. o3o
Post by: Naryar on February 10, 2016, 02:23:17 pm
Post by: Naryar on February 13, 2016, 11:17:53 am
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 13, 2016, 01:04:03 pm
I'm going to try and have a turn today, for real this time. And yes Shork, I think you're right about starting earlier.A true dorf are ye.
Post by: Naryar on February 13, 2016, 03:18:05 pm
Must get drunk more.
21:17 Still haven't drunk more. I need to solve that !
Post by: Shoruke on February 13, 2016, 06:44:29 pm
20:52 Right now i'm slightly buzzed. Had about two bottles of strong beer but it was over 3 hours so it's not enough.If I could sent you a shot or two of my vodka stash over TCP/IP, I would do so. Alas.
Must get drunk more.
21:17 Still haven't drunk more. I need to solve that !
Post by: Naryar on February 13, 2016, 07:13:53 pm
Post by: Naryar on February 13, 2016, 07:15:40 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 13, 2016, 08:27:14 pm
ugh, too late. doesn't work. sorry.
And now, I must drink you. :V
Post by: Shoruke on February 13, 2016, 09:11:39 pm
Hurr, can't drink. Well, too bad. Let's do that later.This guy has a drinking problem. We need to send him to not-Dwarfy-enough rehab.
Apropos of nothing in particular, this was me today.
(http://oi65.tinypic.com/96klxz.jpg)
I love Spring.
Post by: Scruffy on February 15, 2016, 12:37:21 pm
Bought a bottle of 2007 LBV Taylor's port, a bottle of some "toffee" cider from a brewery that is unfamiliar to me and a bottle of gambina (vermuth+gin. Kind of anti-martini because of the ratio of the mix)
Then proceeded to drink a glass of Humalove's From Finland with love, a pint of their Perkele 9,2%, a bottle of Kraftfer;this is kraft bitch and washed it all down with some weston's vintage.
Edit: Oh, and some Samuel Smith chocolate stout and westons.
Then headed home to start enjoying some
Yep, this thread has now become my personal drink log and dorfed be anyone who claims otherwise.
Post by: Shoruke on February 15, 2016, 01:24:36 pm
Yep, this thread has now become my personal drink log and dorfed be anyone who claims otherwise.Pfffft, I ain't even mad, go ahead.
(I think I'm already dorfed anyway. Died in a mining accident or something)
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 15, 2016, 01:39:17 pm
you didn't die, just got knocked out, maybe some brain damage but I'm sure no-one will notice.Yep, this thread has now become my personal drink log and dorfed be anyone who claims otherwise.Pfffft, I ain't even mad, go ahead.
(I think I'm already dorfed anyway. Died in a mining accident or something)
Post by: Amperzand on February 17, 2016, 04:09:04 pm
Post by: Scruffy on February 17, 2016, 04:52:51 pm
Nah, dorfs don't get brain damage, all the alcohol cushions em'.Brain?
Dwarf?
Ah
You mean:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh, [edible_cooked] and [rots]
Brains don't sound too important in the grand scale of things
Well, if you can find them you can keep em. I doubt Urist will mind
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 17, 2016, 04:55:01 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 17, 2016, 05:22:40 pm
Post by: Scruffy on February 17, 2016, 07:19:14 pm
I'll likely take a turn today or tomorrow, prepare yourselvesSorry bud. I'll be done in a few hours. Otherwise feel free to start a turn and ignore mine.
I suppose that I'll take a turn now
Been drinking in a bar until a few hours ago (a cheap beer, two bottles of sandels iv beer, ginger joe, a shot of gin) and I still have a bottle of Gambina (gin+vermuth but in almost every way exactly unlike martini. Everyone seems to hate it but I kind of like the bitter taste. Hangover in a bottle) and a bottle Graham's LBV 2009 (rather good as far as port LBVs go. A bit too sweet for my taste though)
Poured another glass and half of he gambina is gone now. Aww
I'll drink it quick and then start. I don't have as much time as usual since I have to get up relatively early tomorrow (to enjoy my hangover)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11782
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 17, 2016, 07:31:05 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 17, 2016, 07:47:06 pm
Bog, if you want to start a turn feel free to do so and just ignore this
nah, if you're taking one now I'll do one tomorrow, it's a bit late for me now anyway.
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 17, 2016, 10:10:39 pm
Also I will forever be amazed by the subculture that has sprung up around Dwarf Fortress, great legends and heroes, songs in dorfish, 14 million in jokes. I bet we all look insane from the outside.
Edit, I've written Shoruke a poem to explain his accident.
Shoruke Avuz Ulol Kastar
umid id abod Shoruke ser
Nekik-lam dakost Shoruke zust
Shoruke nashon Shàmman-oth Shoruke durad
Shoruke idek Arôl-salul-sut
Shoruke im-shadmal
Post by: Shoruke on February 18, 2016, 10:49:24 am
shoruke MINE LAST kastar
FALL ROCK STRIKE shoruke ser nekik-lam FLOOR shoruke zust shoruke BLOODY shàmman-oth shoruke durad shoruke BRAIN arôl-salul-sut shoruke im-shadmal
so basically, rocks fall blood ouch Shoruke Shoruke Shoruke
Dwarven poetry at it's finest :D
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 18, 2016, 10:51:13 am
You can't expect a lazy fuck like me to go over each word of that individually, do you? I ran it through a translator and...Shoruke mined the final block
shoruke MINE LAST kastar
FALL ROCK STRIKE shoruke ser nekik-lam FLOOR shoruke zust shoruke BLOODY shàmman-oth shoruke durad shoruke BRAIN arôl-salul-sut shoruke im-shadmal
so basically, rocks fall blood ouch Shoruke Shoruke Shoruke
Dwarven poetry at it's finest :D
falling rock struck shorukes head
the cold stone floor was shorukes bed
Shorukes blood matted Shorukes beard
Shorukes brain was bruised
Shoruke is ever confused
Post by: Shoruke on February 18, 2016, 11:10:24 am
That would explain why the translator couldn't make it intelligible for me :PYou can't expect a lazy fuck like me to go over each word of that individually, do you? I ran it through a translator and...Shoruke mined the final block
shoruke MINE LAST kastar
FALL ROCK STRIKE shoruke ser nekik-lam FLOOR shoruke zust shoruke BLOODY shàmman-oth shoruke durad shoruke BRAIN arôl-salul-sut shoruke im-shadmal
so basically, rocks fall blood ouch Shoruke Shoruke Shoruke
Dwarven poetry at it's finest :D
falling rock struck shorukes head
the cold stone floor was shorukes bed
Shorukes blood matted Shorukes beard
Shorukes brain was bruised
Shoruke is ever confused
Post by: Scruffy on February 18, 2016, 03:03:18 pm
Tosp, tosp, uredstru Shoruke nanggo xubngesp nosno ostro!
Oh wait, it was just braindamage, not stupid rockinduced death. Nevermind then.
Zur osnol tosp! Snusp smum, susp, snong, sledsmu tonspelam!
Edit: Goblinish sounds strange
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 18, 2016, 03:23:42 pm
Post by: onciblu on February 19, 2016, 11:44:44 am
Post by: Scruffy on February 19, 2016, 12:10:11 pm
so, I only need to be drunk to do a turn? No previous permission? I will probably make a turn tomorrowOnce you are drunk enough not to care whether you have a permission or not you are most likely in a proper condition for taking a turn.
First drunk, first served
Post by: Shoruke on February 19, 2016, 06:13:49 pm
On a Saturday.
During holidays.
The thing that makes me need a drink, precludes me from having one. Argh.
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 19, 2016, 08:19:07 pm
I considered taking a turn today, but I'm meeting up with a classmate to do homework tomorrow morning.
On a Saturday.
During holidays.
The thing that makes me need a drink, precludes me from having one. Argh.
Homework claims another victim.
Post by: Bobnova on February 20, 2016, 02:06:41 am
This, so much this.so, I only need to be drunk to do a turn? No previous permission? I will probably make a turn tomorrowOnce you are drunk enough not to care whether you have a permission or not you are most likely in a proper condition for taking a turn.
First drunk, first served
It's customary to make sure nobody else is actively taking a turn, but even that has been ignored in the past. Really the only downside is then somebodies turn doesn't go into the official history.
That said, we've killed... three? four? worlds so far, so the history gets wiped anyway.
Bottom line: If you're drunk, it's your turn.
Post by: onciblu on February 20, 2016, 08:38:05 am
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 20, 2016, 01:22:26 pm
[11:37] Ok, save downloaded. Not opened. Time to prepare for the feast. I should come back and start in a few hoursDid you get so drunk you forgot to take your turn?
edit ignore me I misread your post.
Post by: Bobnova on February 20, 2016, 02:17:31 pm
[11:37] Ok, save downloaded. Not opened. Time to prepare for the feast. I should come back and start in a few hoursDid you get so drunk you forgot to take your turn?
edit ignore me I misread your post.
It's been known to happen. More than once.
Not as often as not managing to download/install the save properly due to Drunk, though.
Post by: onciblu on February 20, 2016, 09:12:23 pm
A mayor is visiting
A fuckingload of city councilman is visiting
A senator is visiting
They build a fancy road in my strees and my (parent's) place was turned in a tarven. My drinking boner went down a people went in.
After alll, I been drinking these and these http://imgur.com/a/Zvzh6
Any way, I am starting now
Post by: onciblu on February 20, 2016, 09:25:20 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
the save is: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11798
Fell free to ignore the turn
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 20, 2016, 09:47:27 pm
I think I downloaded the wrong save. I eill look for the proper save now. I hope you guys are not in a hurry for a real update
looks like the right save to me.
Post by: Scruffy on February 20, 2016, 11:51:07 pm
http://imgur.com/ExbXERHHey! The wells are working!
I don't know why even more. I mean, I tough the only acess was trough the 3x3 saircase. And it has a door before the water. but how the water is getting to the quaters? All tiles I see are solid floor.
I made another metting hall. As soon the dwarves evacuated the area I forbid the doors. I still Dont know were the water is coming from
Well, atleast the dorfs shouldn't die of dehydration anymore
Edit:
Uh oh..
I'll just quietly let myself out and pretend that my turn had nothing to do with this
Post by: Shoruke on February 21, 2016, 10:20:00 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 21, 2016, 11:48:20 am
Wow, my dorf is so boned not even time travel can save me X_X
So you could say you were dying on borrowed time.
Post by: onciblu on February 21, 2016, 12:49:41 pm
Wow, my dorf is so boned not even time travel can save me X_X
If it makes you fell better, many dwarfs died because I removed a wall to rescue you. So you have companions
Post by: Scruffy on March 02, 2016, 03:51:57 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on March 02, 2016, 04:16:56 pm
I find the lack of recent drunken ramblings disturbingWell I've been moving and had no internet and stuff, Hopefully I'll take a turn soon
Post by: Yoink on March 02, 2016, 10:20:15 pm
I won't be able to take a turn for quite a while, sadly. Hopefully I'll be able to take one as a way of celebrating my return home in April!
Post by: Taupe on March 03, 2016, 02:30:20 am
This is why you shouldn't go to school.
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 03, 2016, 02:53:48 am
Guy... I haven't drank anything in two months. I accidentally became a responsible and productive person without noticing. This is terrifying...
This is why you shouldn't go to school.
It was inevitable.
I still have a half-full or so bottle of southern comfort from last time.
Post by: Yoink on March 03, 2016, 05:11:03 am
It's pretty old and beat up, the metal is all scratched, dented and scuffed, but that just adds to it in my opinion!
I've already stuck it on my keyring. It's become one of my favourite possessions, and I've bought quite a few cool things over the past few days. :D
Post by: Shoruke on March 04, 2016, 01:46:04 pm
Guy... I haven't drank anything in two months. I accidentally became a responsible and productive person without noticing. This is terrifying...Amen.
This is why you shouldn't go to school.
When April finishes, dffd and the liquor stores won't know what hit 'em.
Post by: Bogwedgle on March 04, 2016, 04:15:42 pm
You mean you don't run around constantly screaming "Shorukeeeeee"?Guy... I haven't drank anything in two months. I accidentally became a responsible and productive person without noticing. This is terrifying...Amen.
This is why you shouldn't go to school.
When April finishes, dffd and the liquor stores won't know what hit 'em.
Post by: Shoruke on March 08, 2016, 01:26:37 pm
Last time I did that at the liquor store, I got thrown out and had to explain to the police that I'm an internet meme.You mean you don't run around constantly screaming "Shorukeeeeee"?Guy... I haven't drank anything in two months. I accidentally became a responsible and productive person without noticing. This is terrifying...Amen.
This is why you shouldn't go to school.
When April finishes, dffd and the liquor stores won't know what hit 'em.
Disclaimer: the above did not actually happen
Also, the 'e' is silent to make the 'u' a long vowel. "Shoruuuuuuuuke"
Post by: Tuxfanturnip on March 09, 2016, 01:09:34 am
Disclaimer: the above did not actually happen
Also, the 'e' is silent to make the 'u' a long vowel. "Shoruuuuuuuuke"
So it's "Shorook" as opposed to "Shoruké"?
It always seemed vaguely Japanese to me....
Post by: Imic on March 09, 2016, 08:13:29 am
May i mention that your penguin avatar is cute?
Post by: TD1 on March 09, 2016, 09:50:25 am
Post by: Imic on March 09, 2016, 10:28:55 am
In the land of Drunk Fort where the forts fallOne for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten ThroneNine for the dorfed players doomed to dieThree bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
I just found this. This is amazing.
Lol
Post by: Shoruke on March 09, 2016, 10:39:27 am
Disclaimer: the above did not actually happen
Also, the 'e' is silent to make the 'u' a long vowel. "Shoruuuuuuuuke"
So it's "Shorook" as opposed to "Shoruké"?
It always seemed vaguely Japanese to me....
A highly valid guess, but now it's etymology time!
My name, "Shoruke", is (very) (VERY) loosely derived from the Japanese しょ ("sho", flying) and りゅ ("ryu", dragon). This is irrelevant because I didn't know anything about Japanese syllabery when I was 6 years old and playing Neopets. (I liked Shoyrus.)
Also, I'm editing our TvTropes page (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DwarfFortress/DrunkFortress) to include that poem as the page quote. Seems appropriate.
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 09, 2016, 12:53:17 pm
Disclaimer: the above did not actually happen
Also, the 'e' is silent to make the 'u' a long vowel. "Shoruuuuuuuuke"
So it's "Shorook" as opposed to "Shoruké"?
It always seemed vaguely Japanese to me....
What, instead of "Shawrook?" Needs moar drawl. o3o
Post by: Shoruke on March 11, 2016, 11:16:52 am
I kinda went on a small Drunk Fortress archive binge to gather quotes for the TvTropes page...
I haven't played a turn in for goddamn ever...
I have too damn much coconut rum stashed...
And my 7-day free trial of Black Desert Online expires today if I don't spend several dozen bucks renewing it. I'm going to, I just haven't yet.
On the other hand, I'm out of orange juice and have chores...
Ehhhhh, I'll probably take a turn this evening. Maybe. Possibly. Proba-mayble.
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 11, 2016, 11:30:19 am
Post by: Shoruke on March 11, 2016, 11:24:21 pm
I'll be starting my turn pretty quick here.
Post by: Shoruke on March 12, 2016, 02:16:41 am
Oh also the previous save broke my Dwarf Fortress so I redownloaded it and it works now.
...Kinda. Everything's huge.
(http://oi64.tinypic.com/2afwndv.jpg)
Welp, guess we get to deal with massively scaled-up screenshots.
disable internal spell check
take trhee morea big guspl of rum'n'OJ to solidify drufnkenness
begin trun
Spoiler: the turn or sufmithigngf (click to show/hide)
here... http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11843
so tired... zzz
Post by: Bogwedgle on March 12, 2016, 02:34:00 am
bogwedgei volusnteedr
gets his ass lit on fire like a derp
and then jusmp through the (removed) reamp hole instead of runnign for the door
.....gj?
ooh, nope, not gj, he ded
I'm suing you for negligence.
Post by: Scruffy on March 12, 2016, 10:16:27 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 12, 2016, 11:10:27 am
Post by: Shoruke on March 12, 2016, 11:47:44 am
It was downright weird how little got messed up during that turn. I actually got the magma forging industry set up, and I caught us up on graves and slabs, and only 6 or 7 dorfs died.
Probably would have been more exciting if I'd given myself an actual project, but I was tired. It happens when you're used to going to bed at 11:30 and start drinking at 10.
Post by: Scruffy on March 12, 2016, 12:09:13 pm
how little got messed upThat is indeed strange and needs fixing. A more
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 12, 2016, 12:10:22 pm
how little got messed upThat is indeed strange and needs fixing. A more!!FUN!!DRUNK!! compromise to this situation and overly large population can be arranged.
Needs moar self-destruct levers.
Post by: Bogwedgle on March 12, 2016, 12:51:51 pm
Needs magma falls at the entrance.how little got messed upThat is indeed strange and needs fixing. A more!!FUN!!DRUNK!! compromise to this situation and overly large population can be arranged.
Needs moar self-destruct levers.
Post by: Scruffy on March 12, 2016, 01:11:12 pm
Needs more enterences falling IN magma(sea)Needs magma falls at the entrance.how little got messed upThat is indeed strange and needs fixing. A more!!FUN!!DRUNK!! compromise to this situation and overly large population can be arranged.
Needs moar self-destruct levers.
Post by: Bobnova on March 12, 2016, 02:33:24 pm
OH WEOW this lemur wreks ass
we lsot bobnaov, clvoermagic, kingrudoc, and sakrzul. rip.
here we mroun your passign, may yoru souls rest in peace, and your socks in my dresser.
As someone (hint: you!) said recently, you didn't "lose" me, you GOT ME KILLED AGAIN!
I enjoyed the turn though, it was entertaining.
Post by: Scruffy on March 12, 2016, 03:04:19 pm
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Post by: Random_Dragon on March 12, 2016, 03:14:22 pm
Post by: Scruffy on March 12, 2016, 04:39:08 pm
I need to stop messing around and start a turn. I think
*shrug
It has been two (really! A whole two!) turns since my last one so I suppose that it's about time for a new one. The thread and turns have been progressing at a rather slow rate lately so I suppose that there's no harm in keeping the thread alive. (4 turns in bit over a month? I suppose that is acceptable but it could be higher)
Edit:
I admit that I'm a bit tipsy
00:10
Seems like I'm a bit drunker than I thought I was
By the way, that nearly-gyudon was pretty good. Didn't have powdered dashi so had to use some old (too old) katsubushi and kombu I should have thrown out ages ago and had to replace mirin with cleared kilju and a bit of sugar (actually, the taste is nearly the same). Also didn't have any pickled ginger and normal ginger or sushi ginger wouldn't do so just had to make do with pickled pepper. (atleast the color is the same..)
So, I have drank two pints of different import imperial stouts (won't bother naming them since I already forgot) around 8 hours ago or so and then a few shots of dark rum. Then a bottle of that Japanese (espresso) stout. Then had a tall glass of rum mixed with energy drink (since I didn't feel like irish coffee and I need the caffeine) and drank the last 4dl or so of my homebrew strawberry wine during the last hour so I have been drinking for half a day now since I'm kind of celebrating various things at the moment. Been pretty damn tired for the whole day too and was almost ready to go to bed hours ago but didn't bother.
00:20
So, I'm tired but don't really feel it (need coffee. badly) and drunk. Time to st art. All I have left is half a bottle of dark rum, a bottle of weston's vintage and homebrewed cider (though this time around it is made out of cider concentrate ment for brewing cider instead of just juicing actual apples. Still surprisingly good)
So then, time to get down to business
Bah. DF intro and music. Time to pay init and d_init a visit. Shame that they don't carry over with the save
Popcaps? Won't bother. 200 dorfs, 100 babies and a couple of hundred bards is fine by me
Will have to hide those damn engravings and show liquid depth though
curses 16x16 instead of that horrid 800x600. Gotta have that symmetry
Seems like I had DFhack installed
Still..
What? What?
(http://i.imgur.com/St0RUQ8.png)
Dorftrix?
(http://i.imgur.com/LcrO1DJ.png)
have to do something about this. It must be finished. Except if I can't be bothered. Then it will remain like it is now.
AAH! MY EYES!
(http://i.imgur.com/hCcQOG9.png)
00:35 Time for that Weston's vintage
What should I do?
The wells aren't leaking. Infact the wells are gone!
Curses
We need water and the river is too far away and undwarven.
The pressure is the problem, righ? How about just digging a shaft from the deep bottom of the cistern to the highest peak of the pressure will reach and then building a well there and conndecting it to the didning room with stairs?
Seems complex and stupid enough to work.
I like the diningroom bu the way
removing some of that artificial floor
(http://i.imgur.com/6i7u5Dx.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/7nGEBBH.png)
Minotaur. SOD OFF!
Pull the main gates!
Hurrah for notes!
(http://i.imgur.com/LBVKy5p.png)
Shame about those half a dozen dorfs that got left behind
00:40
erm.. wait?
Half a dozen? I ment half a migrant swarm and a few to spare. 20+ dorfs including wrex.
Hurrah! an incentive for a militia! Go punch that one-eyed freak!
94 dorfs
This westons tastes worse than I rememeberd
HAHA!
The poets are ghetting punched by the cyclops and the one-eye is getting fatigued from trying to hit those dodging little idiots.
Oh
(http://i.imgur.com/k7CSNjs.png)
cut out the unneccessary poet kicking
Urist has grown to become a guineahen
xx plebeijans are visiting
In a huge swarm
(http://i.imgur.com/97NRDnF.png)
and many more
Mayor Shorast! Stop punching the farmers!
Why are we cooking brewarble materials and are out of booze!?!
Brwewing, boozing, maiking biscuits and processing cheese. dorfen delights
Now then, this new well thingie. BVuild from REAL authentic DOLOMITE!
Dolomite baby! Yes
Like bender
Dolomite stairs upwards! We wil build!
'onciblu, who ever that is, gave birth, stopped doing stuff with unrotten processable material and lost the child. Seeking infant
Is it unrottable material?
01:00
Floodgates and wheelbarrows! never gan have too many weelbarrows
Plucked a few holes in the towe thinginge
STOP GIVING BIRTH! THOSE THINGS ARE UNNECCESSARY!
Hungry again
Frozen strawberries and whipped cream
Whipped cream, strawberries and dorfs
Mmm... beards and cream
Damn it! Some treeroots intrude upon our future wellsite
(http://i.imgur.com/qF4Dzeg.png)
THose trees are a risk.
A risk we cannot take
(http://i.imgur.com/kXkW8xT.png)
We need a protective barrier around the m to protect ourselves from our future selves (who are then our past selves?)
Cutting those 3 trees is bad! Leads to a direct hole o the tavern.
BUILDING A DOLOMITE WALL AROUND THEM!
DOLOMITE!
Setting jobs
93/94 dorfs
What is this travesty? The survifved?
This turn has failed.
This is a failure
The end
Damn I'm going to have a hanfover tomorrow
THOSE THAT DFARM SHALL FARM! NOTHING ELSE!
The jobsd should be mostly drunk proof for a while
Oh yes, Simon Swerwer's Danger room
Gotta love that dedication needed to make dorf language songs
Yes
Dolomite lullaby!
It's dolomite baby!
BOOZE!
GATHER PLANTS!
MORE FARMS½
we have too many but i dont understand them so more! MORE!
FB OGGEZ! AN ENORMOUS SHELL THAT IS RAVENING! IT IS WARTY! IT WARTS FART FIRE!
It can't reach the fort, right?
(http://i.imgur.com/yCwvZZs.png)
01:30
Water! Why sin't it rising?
no flooding? functioning wells? what?
WHY?!?
AAAH! PULL THE LEVER
PULL THE LEVER
(http://i.imgur.com/NIKOpmJ.png)
Whew
Close one
(http://i.imgur.com/WOvpZOq.png)
water in the wells. finally
though it is a few z-levels above
Wait,
I'm an idiot. Why do that when we can just remove the pressure
POOLS OF WATER!
SWIMMING! BEAUTY! BEARDWASHES!
A pool in the boozeroom
(http://i.imgur.com/TSPKAW4.png)
Dolomite protected trees with vulnerale roots
(http://i.imgur.com/sbOnqer.png)
more bedrooms
I think that Iäm too drunk
Hard to write
(http://i.imgur.com/3iiYWTI.png)
Connecting water supplys
Fun ensured
pools! Beauty!
xxx, soapmaker has been elevated to mayor
seriously?
soap mayor
(http://i.imgur.com/8UDywG2.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/VIm248S.png)
"Urist, I think that my water just broke"
POOLS!
That pressure thingie should prevent it from flooding. The water flooding shaft thingit is build to level 136 and the dining room is safely at 137 so it shoudlnt be harmed in any way
surely
01:50
Wait, didn't I comment something on an enterence falling into lava?
MUST DO THAT!
More work on the tower thingie
(http://i.imgur.com/fbbjM0W.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/WRdJE3U.png)
It will all fall from here
A rpåromise is a promise
BUilding those bedrooms
damn, my glass is empty. again
02:00
Mmm sausage and mustard
(http://i.imgur.com/XOc2fLu.png)
Raw cand! praise the miners!
How did they find it in the magmasea?
A new cavern
OIh shit!
I dug up into a lake
UP INTO A LAKE!
Erm.. ooops?
well, a bit of obsidian never hurt anyuone
(http://i.imgur.com/3gzlQku.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/dNYr00H.png)
TRhat ruins everything I had planned!
Hhuh, ... has been missing for a week
that explaisn that candy...
Yet another FB
(http://i.imgur.com/z1Ioa9p.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/NLDUbHq.png)
Migrants
Shoo!
Becone pests!
More rum. A dl or so>>
(http://i.imgur.com/H4n8GQD.png)
protip
That dorf is dead
Designating more digs
Must dig that area. Then do a collapse and then another one and THEN the MAGMASEA WILL BE OURS!
(http://i.imgur.com/gWibJgD.png)
The smoke just means that hte caverns are happy
HAPPY
02:10
Must dig
(http://i.imgur.com/M7pGB9G.png)
somethingsomething
smell of ashes and rotting flesh in the morning
02:20
How did we get hornbill intestines, echidna brains and chopped giant cheetah liver?
Must have been eventfull. shame that I missed it
A mushroom grew in our way.
A FUCKING MUSHROOM GREw IN THE WAY OF COUR GLORIOUS MAGMA CONQUIEst!
DAMN IT! STOP THAT DAMP STONEW BULLSHIT! TOO DRUNK TO BOTHER WIth it!
The fort is buzzlings
The feathertrees are egging
Things are going well
Except for thos elittle things that arent
IObb the bright side: we arent flooded:yet
An artifact sphhaelerkite mechanism. Encrusted with oval sphalerites, and other crap, spikes of copper, pictues of Kaminnightpaper making plaintive gestures to a human,. Human straking menacing pose. Kaming dies
Boohoo Rampage og human of something. Death of kamin
Nice artifac. I think that I'll use it for a garbage chute or something. Will make it prettuy
Wha.. WHATS THIS?
113 dorfs /+32barfs) and only 3 idlers?
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?!
Oh, it jumped to 6. thats better
Caravan.
Early autumn
When did I start?
Late winter?
DIG THAT COLLAPABLE ENterenTECE TO MAGMA! That is what I said I would do
Simon swerwer: the king is dead.
Aroo
Dagger dabnce
Urist dance
Tradedorfs
Steal their picks and cheese!
FOR URISTS ASKE!
A THIRD FB!
A FORTH IF COUNTING TH CYCPS
An enormous eyeless frog.
A huge firebreathing kermit
(http://i.imgur.com/c7dxOgw.png)
I need sleep
DAMN THOSE WET STONES
WHJAT?!?
10seconds later?
YET ANOTHER FB
A FEATHERED SPIDER
(http://i.imgur.com/c7dxOgw.png)
The world is same as ever
The mountainhomes need warhammers, backpacks, booze and cheese
Uh oh
taupe and scruffy are fighting the kermit
Let them
111 dorfs
Losing 50 or so would be pretty usefull
NO! STOP LOOKING FOR YORU BABY! figHt AND DIE!
or atlkeast die. I need you to die. Stop that. NO!
NO SEEKING INFANT! get interrupted byu eyeless kermit!
Damn it!
fuu
(http://i.imgur.com/Obqwsmj.png)
intestines, you name it, we have it
Still noit even close to finishing that collapsable hell thingie
blood. ehj?
yay
(http://i.imgur.com/PDc7VIy.png)
Only the warty cyclops lobster still lives. t is REAKK heavily wounded. It is also melted. All of it's fat is gone. Melted by the forgotten kermit?
Boohoo
(http://i.imgur.com/2pPzOaQ.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/hjjusby.png)
Uh oh WHAT?
tjat dpesmt seem nice
too durnk for this shtis
(http://i.imgur.com/28sVXKA.png)
still need to collapse that stonepillar in the magma
promised an enterence fallin in te magma
(http://i.imgur.com/5Y8BXQQ.png[/imgIn practice the fall is close bt in practive it is impssoble since noone is going to do it after yhis turn. Damn itgcx[img]http://i.imgur.com/Shyst6d.png)
mööö
¨
(http://i.imgur.com/kaV0CcT.png)
(sorru
(http://i.imgur.com/Shyst6d.png)
this part is on fire.
FIRE!
Too muchl. Stopping now
03:10
(http://i.imgur.com/jKblRps.png)
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11848
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 12, 2016, 04:46:28 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on March 13, 2016, 09:19:20 am
-Most ridiculously huge turn ever dorfed.-Your poor liver.
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 13, 2016, 10:22:07 am
Oh yes, Simon Swerwer's Danger room
Akur akir akam...damnit I'm gonna have that stuck in my head again! >.<
Post by: Shoruke on March 13, 2016, 02:44:34 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/jKblRps.png)
I like how deadpan that comes out.
"Oh. Oh dears. Oh no, oh, argh. I appear to have burst aflame and am, at this current moment, being mildly inconvenienced by a burning sensation. Please, at your earliest convenience, hand me my bottle of salve, that I m-"
*ded*
X_X
Post by: Bogwedgle on March 13, 2016, 02:50:35 pm
Elven pansies, my flaming demise was much better.(http://i.imgur.com/jKblRps.png)
I like how deadpan that comes out.
"Oh. Oh dears. Oh no, oh, argh. I appear to have burst aflame and am, at this current moment, being mildly inconvenienced by a burning sensation. Please, at your earliest convenience, hand me my bottle of salve, that I m-"
*ded*
X_X
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 13, 2016, 03:33:03 pm
Post by: Kadian on March 13, 2016, 03:55:35 pm
"I appear to have burst into flame."
"This is quite an inconvenience, one should remedy this situation at once."
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 13, 2016, 09:15:49 pm
Post by: Taupe on March 13, 2016, 10:27:19 pm
My "I know this one from the CDDA forums" senses are tingling. o.oI'll just google this out of curios-- holy shit thus looks awesome.
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 13, 2016, 10:53:32 pm
Anyway...yeah, needs moar drunk.
Post by: Kadian on March 14, 2016, 01:47:56 am
edit: you can rename elves, humans and so on when they are living in your fortress, right...? Barely played the new version so far
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 14, 2016, 06:40:54 am
Post by: Kadian on March 14, 2016, 07:48:03 am
I'm...fairly certain you can rename then if they petition to become citzens at least. But then again, being elfed instead of dorfed makes one more delicious. XP
Even more reasons to get elfed instead of dorfed. I'll be delicious and fruity, and most likely an archer, because elf XD so I actually might survive a little bit...untill someone decides to kill all elves :P
Post by: Taupe on March 14, 2016, 09:05:38 am
That wont work. People don't decide to kill all elves, or dwarves, or the whole universe. It just happens.I'm...fairly certain you can rename then if they petition to become citzens at least. But then again, being elfed instead of dorfed makes one more delicious. XP
Even more reasons to get elfed instead of dorfed. I'll be delicious and fruity, and most likely an archer, because elf XD so I actually might survive a little bit...untill someone decides to kill all elves :P
Post by: Kadian on March 14, 2016, 09:09:43 am
Post by: Shoruke on March 14, 2016, 11:05:43 am
Speak for yourself, last time I consciously decided to wreak armageddon upon Drunk Fortress it was a hoot.That wont work. People don't decide to kill all elves, or dwarves, or the whole universe. It just happens.I'm...fairly certain you can rename then if they petition to become citzens at least. But then again, being elfed instead of dorfed makes one more delicious. XP
Even more reasons to get elfed instead of dorfed. I'll be delicious and fruity, and most likely an archer, because elf XD so I actually might survive a little bit...untill someone decides to kill all elves :P
I'd say it was a blast, but magma flows in more of a slow oozing motion...
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 14, 2016, 11:16:24 am
Post by: Taupe on March 14, 2016, 11:18:20 am
Especially when it's your turn, If I recall correctly, right, Taupe? I vividly remember several succession forts with dwarf-genocide in your turns :P And there were always only a few survivors, so the carnage can go on...so much !!FUN!!Lies.
Doomforests had like three survivors if we include babies and people in a coma. That's more than the acting number of presidents in most countries. Whisperwhip never dropped below ten dwarves at any point. Clobbermoutain died on the second of granite. I handed over the save on the first. Immortalitytowers had no non-blind withnesses to pin the blame on me, and my project to unleash FB on the surface totally worked.
Im a great overseer.
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 14, 2016, 11:21:08 am
On the plus, when's the last time we've had a tantrum spiral on Drunk Fortress? I've been busy proving in another fort that the average dwarf is effectively immune to getting pissy as of late.
Post by: Kadian on March 14, 2016, 11:26:41 am
Post by: Bogwedgle on March 14, 2016, 11:30:04 am
Basically all of the bards survived when the goblins came to get their pole dancer back last fort. And no-one actually Died during my last turn, only one minor cavern collapse.Especially when it's your turn, If I recall correctly, right, Taupe? I vividly remember several succession forts with dwarf-genocide in your turns :P And there were always only a few survivors, so the carnage can go on...so much !!FUN!!Lies.
Doomforests had like three survivors if we include babies and people in a coma. That's more than the acting number of presidents in most countries. Whisperwhip never dropped below ten dwarves at any point. Clobbermoutain died on the second of granite. I handed over the save on the first. Immortalitytowers had no non-blind withnesses to pin the blame on me, and my project to unleash FB on the surface totally worked.
Im a great overseer.
Great overseers club?
Post by: Bogwedgle on March 14, 2016, 11:33:18 am
Kind of like the Trojan war but, you know, with goblins.
Basically all of the bards survived when the goblins came to get their pole dancer back last fort.
Helen of Gobbo.
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 14, 2016, 11:37:45 am
Post by: Taupe on March 14, 2016, 02:13:49 pm
Goblen of TroyKind of like the Trojan war but, you know, with goblins.
Basically all of the bards survived when the goblins came to get their pole dancer back last fort.
Helen of Gobbo.
Post by: Scruffy on March 14, 2016, 03:19:53 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 14, 2016, 03:23:02 pm
Urist and Gobbos at Drunkfortress. Armok, when the dorfs fell.
Madness, that fort clearly needed some moar kobold too.
Post by: Scruffy on March 15, 2016, 05:53:17 pm
Kobbo, their picks uncoveredUrist and Gobbos at Drunkfortress. Armok, when the dorfs fell.
Madness, that fort clearly needed some moar kobold too.
Urist, when the walls fell
Post by: Yoink on March 15, 2016, 07:13:53 pm
Hopefully I'll be able to join in sometime in April. We'll see.
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 20, 2016, 12:28:57 am
Post by: Shoruke on March 20, 2016, 11:15:37 am
I'm willing to trade...
Post by: Imic on March 20, 2016, 12:18:40 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on March 20, 2016, 12:20:57 pm
Has anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONSAt heart, aren't we All shoruke?
Post by: Imic on March 20, 2016, 12:22:17 pm
I HAVE NO IDEAHas anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONSAt heart, aren't we All shoruke?
Post by: Bogwedgle on March 20, 2016, 12:23:32 pm
Look within your heart, there you shall find the answers which you seek.I HAVE NO IDEAHas anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONSAt heart, aren't we All shoruke?
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 20, 2016, 12:31:28 pm
Has anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONS
We are the Shoruke. Lower your drawbridges and surrender your booze. We will add your drunken and dwarven shenanigans to our own. Your beer mugs will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile, dood.
Post by: Kadian on March 20, 2016, 12:37:23 pm
Over in Doomforest, didn't we figure out that we're all Smunstu (goblin ex-captive, now Minister)?
That begs the question...Is Shoruke Smunstu?
Where's my prize for figuring that one out?
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 20, 2016, 12:44:19 pm
Mh...
Over in Doomforest, didn't we figure out that we're all Smunstu (goblin ex-captive, now Minister)?
That begs the question...Is Shoruke Smunstu?
Where's my prize for figuring that one out?
There was a prize, but I ate it. :V
Post by: Kadian on March 20, 2016, 12:46:19 pm
Mh...
Over in Doomforest, didn't we figure out that we're all Smunstu (goblin ex-captive, now Minister)?
That begs the question...Is Shoruke Smunstu?
Where's my prize for figuring that one out?
There was a prize, but I ate it. :V
Someone bring me my ☼Obsidian Longsword☼, I need to gut someone >:3
Post by: Imic on March 20, 2016, 12:48:41 pm
I can give you...Mh...
Over in Doomforest, didn't we figure out that we're all Smunstu (goblin ex-captive, now Minister)?
That begs the question...Is Shoruke Smunstu?
Where's my prize for figuring that one out?
There was a prize, but I ate it. :V
Someone bring me my ☼Obsidian Longsword☼, I need to gut someone >:3
*checks pockets*
... 97 european cent?
Post by: Kadian on March 20, 2016, 12:51:11 pm
You're in luck, Random, you will not meet my Sword today!
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 20, 2016, 12:57:44 pm
Post by: Imic on March 20, 2016, 01:25:19 pm
Good thing I'm german, I take it :PHang on, i can't give it to you in any way, shape, or form.
You're in luck, Random, you will not meet my Sword today!
So don't put down that sword.
However, may i add, i'm not sure how zero managed to eat it. The prize was a silver trophy, which was shaped like a cake.
*picks up warhammer made of lego and held together with duct tape*
On that note, can i help you kill zero?
Ps, if enough people ask me, i will post a picture of the hammer on imgur. No, seriouslay, i actually made it.
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 20, 2016, 01:27:02 pm
Post by: Kadian on March 20, 2016, 01:29:55 pm
And no, No Elves for you! >:O Those elves are my minions, you can't have them. You can 'nibble' on me though, if you really want to ^.~ *cough cough*
Post by: Imic on March 20, 2016, 02:02:38 pm
BY (UN)POPULAR DEMAND, THE HAMMER OF LEGO JUSTICE
its not the best thing in the world, but i made it this morning...
https://m.imgur.com/SOm2E4H,BDIHx1W,6oVbizP,GA97U3X
Post by: Shoruke? on March 20, 2016, 04:19:10 pm
YesHas anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONSAt heart, aren't we All shoruke?
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 20, 2016, 04:20:32 pm
Delicious.
Post by: Shoruke on March 20, 2016, 06:21:47 pm
However, may i add, i'm not sure how zero managed to eat it. The prize was a silver trophy, which was shaped like a cake.Although it was a pretty sweet hammer, I was hoping for pictures of the trophycake TBH :P
[...]
Ps, if enough people ask me, i will post a picture of the hammer on imgur. No, seriouslay, i actually made it.
And also maybe a poll that says "Are you Shoruke?"
> yes
> no
> I have no idea what that even means
> I am Shoruke
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 20, 2016, 06:26:39 pm
And also maybe a poll that says "Are you Shoruke?"
> yes
> no
> I have no idea what that even means
> I am Shoruke
Dooo iiiit!
Post by: Tuxfanturnip on March 20, 2016, 07:00:22 pm
Post by: Kadian on March 20, 2016, 09:31:49 pm
4. I am the old and the new, the alpha and the omega.
Isn't i the othe way around?
Quote from: Revelation 22:13
I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 20, 2016, 09:36:14 pm
Post by: Taupe on March 21, 2016, 10:36:12 am
Quote from: Revelation 22:13
I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.Me? I'm the dude... So that's what you call me.
Post by: Tuxfanturnip on March 21, 2016, 11:32:50 am
Post by: Bogwedgle on March 21, 2016, 03:04:37 pm
Quote from: Revelation 22:13
I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of hangovers, I will fear no drink mixing: for dorfs art with me; thy dwarven ale and thy sewer brew they comfort me.
Post by: Yoink on March 28, 2016, 06:13:15 am
Somebody get drunk, on the double! I am drinking a beer, but sadly it is just a lone beer and I cannot get drunk for at least a few days yet. :'(
If nobody has taken a turn by the time I get home in a few days, I shall be sorely disappointed! Hopefully I have money to buy some booze on my way home from the station...
Post by: TheFlame52 on March 28, 2016, 07:11:05 am
Post by: Shoruke on March 28, 2016, 11:34:28 am
And also the fact that it is currently the second-last week of University.
I'd lose too much to that turn if I took it. Call me back between finals in a few weeks.
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 28, 2016, 11:53:45 am
Post by: Ruhn on March 28, 2016, 01:40:01 pm
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11848
What version is this in? Is that what this old/new poll is about?
Post by: Scruffy on March 28, 2016, 04:14:50 pm
Looks Scruffy's turn was the last save?That poll is rather ..old
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11848
What version is this in? Is that what this old/new poll is about?
DFFD says: For DF version: 0.42.06 so I suppose that's the version I was using
Edit: Oh, and just ignore all that mining and possible caveins I assigned. That cave-in to magma sea idea was doomed from the moment it started. Was too drunk to realize that it was above semi-molten rock and it just destroys any cave-ins. Wasted that turn in a half-finished attempt to build something that would just crash down and then vanish in the semi-molten rock.. Actually, I think that it would have ended up with infinite cave-in warning spam since the subterranean lake would just keep leaking on the magma sea. ::) meh
Post by: Bogwedgle on March 28, 2016, 04:58:21 pm
Looks Scruffy's turn was the last save?That poll is so old that that poll is now about itself.
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11848
What version is this in? Is that what this old/new poll is about?
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 28, 2016, 05:52:17 pm
Post by: Shoruke on April 02, 2016, 02:11:25 pm
I tried PMing him, but he hasn't responded.
Mantis? Mantis, respond!
Mantis!?
Maaaaaaantiiiiiiiiis-!
(according to his profile, he was last active on March 10th. Maybe he went into hibernation. You know, for the spring.)
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 02, 2016, 02:27:48 pm
And no it does not involve biting off heads nor anything leading up to that. o3o
Post by: Yoink on April 02, 2016, 04:51:17 pm
Post by: Taupe on April 02, 2016, 06:03:07 pm
He did say he had become engaged or something a while back... I very much hope he didn't have his head bitten off on his wedding night. :-XFun fact, praying mantises get their heads bitten off during sex because they have two separate nervous systems, and the one controlling the hum, business... cannot work properly as long as the primary brain-based one is online.
Good job, evolution.
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 02, 2016, 06:14:34 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on April 02, 2016, 06:26:45 pm
It's actually a very interesting evolutionary trait, biting off the head of the male ensures that the females offspring will have no competitors with her chosen mates genes, which means the female who gets to the strongest male first not only ensures that her genes are passed on in the best possible way but also that no other female can have the same advantage. Also the male gives the female the extra advantage of being well fed for the difficult process of laying the eggs. It also accounts for why it is far more common in a high-stress or low-food environments, as it gives the females offspring a much better chance of survival, which is all the more important in an environment where they will struggle more than usual.He did say he had become engaged or something a while back... I very much hope he didn't have his head bitten off on his wedding night. :-XFun fact, praying mantises get their heads bitten off during sex because they have two separate nervous systems, and the one controlling the hum, business... cannot work properly as long as the primary brain-based one is online.
Good job, evolution.
Edit:
It's untrue that it's required for the male to complete the act.
Post by: Taupe on April 02, 2016, 06:36:35 pm
Post by: Kamin on April 02, 2016, 09:43:26 pm
Anyone know how to summon our Patron Mantislord and Guardian of the Polls, Kamin?
I tried PMing him, but he hasn't responded.
Mantis? Mantis, respond!
Mantis!?
Maaaaaaantiiiiiiiiis-!
(according to his profile, he was last active on March 10th. Maybe he went into hibernation. You know, for the spring.)
We must do the mantis dance. It's like a rain dance, except it summons a mantis.
And no it does not involve biting off heads nor anything leading up to that. o3o
We must do the mantis dance. It's like a rain dance, except it summons a mantis.
And no it does not involve biting off heads nor anything leading up to that. o3o
I HATH RETURNED.
I have been out and about, making babies mostly. So there's that. In preparation for this brood, I put in an average of 70 working hours a week; that leaves me one day off, which is Sunday.
Excuses. I apologize for being negligent. Please accept my apology in form of this new poll. Also, update me so I can update the OP. <3
Post by: Bogwedgle on April 02, 2016, 10:25:33 pm
I think the turns so far for this have been
update me so I can update the OP. <3
Start (me)
Shoruke
Scruffy
Onciblu
Shoruke
Scruffy
I could have missed one though. Also I wrote a poem at some point.
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 02, 2016, 10:28:44 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on April 02, 2016, 10:36:31 pm
Yesss. Wait, when was the last time I even did one? I should get more booze. :Vwaiiit, I'm sure you've done one this fortress. Hmm
Edit:
Apparently not.
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 02, 2016, 11:00:43 pm
Post by: Shoruke on April 03, 2016, 01:11:55 am
"option 3, my best answer is that I don't actually know how to answer this"
what is wrong with me
Also, yay! Our mantislord has returned to hopefully not eat our heads!
Post by: TD1 on April 03, 2016, 11:12:11 pm
Also, congratulations on the brood! May their appendages be many, and their eyes fractal.
Post by: Shoruke on April 03, 2016, 11:55:37 pm
Congratulations on the brood! May their appendages be many, and their eyes fractal.May you and yours forever have high framerates and low ping.
Post by: Imic on April 04, 2016, 08:02:03 am
Lol
Post by: Scruffy on April 04, 2016, 09:02:23 am
-- i asked about what the poll meant --You had to ask, which proves that you, infact, are not Shoruke
Post by: Shoruke on April 04, 2016, 09:20:56 am
No, but he will be. Resistance is futile. You will all be shorksimilated.-- i asked about what the poll meant --You had to ask, which proves that you, infact, are not Shoruke
Post by: Scruffy on April 04, 2016, 09:31:39 am
We are Shorg. We will add your prinnies and alcoholic products to our own. Your liver will adapt to service us. You will be intoxicated. Resistance is futileNo, but he will be. Resistance is futile. You will all be shorksimilated.-- i asked about what the poll meant --You had to ask, which proves that you, infact, are not Shoruke
Post by: Shoruke on April 04, 2016, 10:29:19 am
(http://k43.kn3.net/1B3ADDBC5.jpg)
(http://orig06.deviantart.net/7492/f/2013/321/b/c/dood__by_tobsen85-d6un8f1.jpg)
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 04, 2016, 12:50:41 pm
Post by: Kamin on April 05, 2016, 01:36:23 am
I am always astounded by how well-written the Drunken Poets be. May the alcohol content be ever in our favor.Congratulations on the brood! May their appendages be many, and their eyes fractal.May you and yours forever have high framerates and low ping.
Post by: Yoink on April 11, 2016, 12:55:19 pm
Spoiler: Ummm. I don't remember making this post. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (click to show/hide)
Post by: TD1 on April 13, 2016, 06:10:51 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 13, 2016, 06:15:49 pm
Post by: 90908 on April 13, 2016, 07:57:31 pm
That's all, carry on.
Post by: Crazedmonk on April 15, 2016, 09:39:12 pm
Post by: Yoink on April 17, 2016, 08:33:39 am
Posting to watch, this is quite possibly the most inspirational thread I've ever seen. Hopefully I'll take a turn in a few months, once I hit that pesky drinking age.Good luck! I look forward to it. :D
In other news: is it possible to get drunk enough for a drunk fortress turn on nothing but beer?
Because I have quite a bit of that, and I have drunk quite enough already this evening. Hmm. I don't know, I'm probably too tired and unprepared to take a turn right now... then again, I could always pilfer some of my friend's tequila (he never notices) to give myself a little boost.
/me ponders. And drinks. And ponders.
Post by: Taupe on April 17, 2016, 09:08:26 am
Post by: Bogwedgle on April 17, 2016, 10:03:15 am
I'm probably too tired and unprepared to take a turn right now.Tired and unprepared is the Drunk Fortress way.
Post by: Clover Magic on April 20, 2016, 08:56:21 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 20, 2016, 09:02:23 pm
-sticks head in thread- I smell continued glorious failure, what beauty.
Clover liiiives!
Post by: Clover Magic on April 20, 2016, 09:21:14 pm
-sticks head in thread- I smell continued glorious failure, what beauty.
Clover liiiives!
I doooo! Lots of life happened lol and I had neither the motivation nor the energy to DF. Started playing again this week though, glad to see Drunk Fortress still chugging along.
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 20, 2016, 11:08:09 pm
Post by: jesternario on April 22, 2016, 05:58:56 am
Or what happened up to that point other than several folks had turns that made me nearly axfixiate from laughter. Oh well, time to start over. If I get to the current page, I may look at the current map myself as a sober observer.
Post by: TD1 on April 22, 2016, 08:58:47 am
This is the second one like that. Wonder if it's a symptom of a drink-prone mind to find order where chaos usually resides, or if it's just a comment on humanity in general.
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 22, 2016, 10:31:34 am
I swear these polls are messing with me on purpose with their seeming patterns.
This is the second one like that. Wonder if it's a symptom of a drink-prone mind to find order where chaos usually resides, or if it's just a comment on humanity in general.
We've all been Shoruke for at least three polls, I think. o3o
Post by: Taupe on April 22, 2016, 11:10:01 am
There was one about swiching to the new build. Beig Shoruke was an option rather than the focus.I swear these polls are messing with me on purpose with their seeming patterns.
This is the second one like that. Wonder if it's a symptom of a drink-prone mind to find order where chaos usually resides, or if it's just a comment on humanity in general.
We've all been Shoruke for at least three polls, I think. o3o
Post by: TD1 on April 22, 2016, 11:24:50 am
It's like a stairway to Shoruke.
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 22, 2016, 11:39:16 am
Post by: Taupe on April 22, 2016, 05:05:37 pm
What I meant, though, is the actual pattern - it builds by roughly three votes each level, like a triangle.You are right this is beautiful... so beautiful...
It's like a stairway to Shoruke.
Post by: Scruffy on April 22, 2016, 05:35:22 pm
What I meant, though, is the actual pattern - it builds by roughly three votes each level, like a triangle.Yes. Descending
It's like a stairway to Shoruke.
Post by: Clover Magic on April 23, 2016, 09:43:21 pm
I promise I will actually do a turn this time instead of passing out uselessly and then vanishing for two years! 8D
Gonna start pre-gaming as I watch this episode of River Monsters and worry excessively about the wasp that vanished into my room earlier.
Pre-gaming:
9:53 - Watching River Monsters and drinking Sunkist + Grapevine vodka
10:02 - little too sweet, gonna switch to 7-up plus vodka. Australia is dorf as fuck
10:21 - Got a Vomit Intervention Device in the form of a hamburger and more vodka
10:36: SHARKS AND VODKA
10:46 - RIGHT spellchek off and save loaded and several shots in, LETS GO JEREMY WADE DORF FOTRESS
Load up save ;dhsad
(http://i.imgur.com/xzn0AZt.png)
WHY IS EVEYRTHTYING NON GIRE!>?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
"petitons availble" all you fucks wanna stway here sure why not Ill bhuoild the best fucking tavern in all fo DF
THIS IF DRUNK FORTRES SWE MUST BE THE BETS ATVERRN
so many body chufnks
smokae and misams is iour air
WHJAT SI GOING ON
WHY SI EVERYRIOINGH ON FIRE
WHY SO MUCH MIASMAS
WHAT HAPPENED
OH GOD TH EHWOKL DAMN CLOTH PILE IN ON FIRE
Where is the tavenr??????
Oh there sthe tavern
Why is it s room and not a zone ):
rip in peicwe Gusthstak whoever you are you hsave lietrally floddin stairs with your blodd
I do not have a dorf this is sunaaccpetable
(http://i.imgur.com/9SMKf0k.png)
you you are now my dorf
(http://i.imgur.com/oIc15Gc.png)
WHY
maybe if I ignrioe the fire it will go tou
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tahnk yiouf or tyour contribution most dorfy
(http://i.imgur.com/8Hc9TK4.png)
YOU you asrw doing nothign u are now meddwarf
mor vodka
is wear ofi any of you duimb fucks catch on fire
whya rt eall the miners sstuck ina hwallway??????
(http://i.imgur.com/0gff5rD.png)
ok <ome punch man pic>
(http://i.imgur.com/D0OGljd.png)
I:"M< SOWRKING ON IT
(http://i.imgur.com/ywpuBZC.png)
oh myg do why so muc farm
(http://i.imgur.com/FWdWmEQ.png)
ok
(http://i.imgur.com/W1OEiW3.png)
baby why so alone ):
(http://i.imgur.com/322N9gF.png)
wat
(http://i.imgur.com/TE0Moox.png)
wat
id ont' even klnow anymore gonna jsut buiodl some3thing
what is this??????
moar poetitions yeah you too all go you fucks satay here fucking BOOZE FOR EVERYONe
(http://i.imgur.com/AHFRSV5.png)
WHY IN ARMOKS MKAGMAY BALLS OD WE HAVE SO MANY FIHSERMEn
(http://i.imgur.com/Pdyxvlp.png)
wait wut BARDS CAN GET MODDS
(http://i.imgur.com/oIc15Gc.png)
OPH NO YOU DONT
ignoring the fire wotrked! No more fire! No firey doirfs!
(http://i.imgur.com/EBeWDHb.png)
that's gonna eb a wierd artifact
(http://i.imgur.com/wvn4UBx.png)
LAME
I thoughht tyhere were hole sint he tavern floor but its justr seeds fucking messy dorfs
(http://i.imgur.com/4DqRIJX.png)
dunno what thewre wer ebut food stockpiels now
(http://i.imgur.com/MOErdRb.png)
OH MY GOD SO AMNY ABRDS
this fuckikn g eagle parmnebvt letter needs to jsut burn awya already
WHY IS EVERYTHING FLOODING NOW???????
well okay staisrs are clean now and dorf slike mist right
(http://i.imgur.com/U05G3sd.png)
yeah fuck u roads@@@
why ar ehtere just stockpiles evryehrte
WHY SI IT FLOODING?????
soooooo much miasma
(http://i.imgur.com/bf1BSlU.png)
that;'s a new on
so much hauling shit more vodka
IF U AR EWNOT IMPORTANT U ARE HAULING SHIT
spring has arrioved!
(http://i.imgur.com/nHaTcSk.png)
OF FUCK OFF
rip Bobnova ur sacrifice will be remmeberred
(http://i.imgur.com/QE8J0NI.png)
not the time bros
(http://i.imgur.com/kx2k8Yw.png)
nooooo gobbos mruidered an ospery ): ): ): THERE WILL E BLOD
THERE ARE HOELS THIN THE CEILING!@!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
un know wat FUCK IT CAHERG
yeeaaah we kille dhtem all and onmyl afew dorks died woo!
eveytrhting is going sooooo sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
yeeeeeeaaaah punch the toad to death
Naryar ahs been possessed!
(http://i.imgur.com/fFoarec.png)
MOR EPREFEROMERS OF RHT EPRFORMER GOF
si mcuh vodka so sleepyu
MIGRANTSSSSSS
just relaised the dorf I made deocter has a permenanet broken ahand lolololol
the fire never stops ):
of rip Ifeno you were sacrificed to magama gods
ghoohooooooooooossssssssstsssssssss
moar migrants
fuck it I'm stppiong here vodka low and tired and broiing
uploading save sn stuff
Save! (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11977)
permanent fire on stauirs healp goodnight
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 23, 2016, 10:25:34 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on April 23, 2016, 10:36:07 pm
Post by: jesternario on April 23, 2016, 11:59:21 pm
Post by: Clover Magic on April 24, 2016, 02:48:15 am
Post by: Bobnova on April 24, 2016, 10:31:56 am
Post by: 90908 on April 24, 2016, 10:47:07 am
donje sleepytimewAre you alive?
Don't seem like it. I'm 99% percent sure you said everything was on fire, not that it was particularly clear if you were speaking the English language.
Post by: Clover Magic on April 24, 2016, 11:43:42 am
donje sleepytimewAre you alive?
Don't seem like it. I'm 99% percent sure you said everything was on fire, not that it was particularly clear if you were speaking the English language.
I am alive! Surprisingly, forbidding the burning items and then pretending they didn't exist and hoping the problem sorted itself out actually worked lol they all eventually burned out.
Except the perma-burning parchment scroll on the stairs somewhere, it refuses to go out and there's just constant smoke billowing up the staircase.
The turn wasn't very exciting to be honest, it was mostly me trying to do drunken damage control, I loaded the game, saw half the front hallway on fire, and decided I was too drunk to deal with that shit lol and mostly just made dorfs haul shit around.
Clover's back! Welcome back Clover!
Thanks I am back! \o/ Sorry, I dorfed you but you died to the goboo siege ):
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 24, 2016, 12:59:10 pm
Post by: jesternario on April 25, 2016, 04:09:56 am
Post by: Scruffy on April 25, 2016, 04:50:51 am
Got a question. Whatever happened to the PDF that Scruffy was supposed to be working on? The link on the front page is broke .I wanted to get rid of that humiliatingly badly made pdf soon after creating it so I removed it from DFFD a LONG time ago.
If it's going to be done it atleast deserves to be done properly.
Post by: Yoink on April 25, 2016, 11:12:20 am
Welcome back, Clover!
Post by: TD1 on April 25, 2016, 12:01:13 pm
Post by: Shoruke on April 27, 2016, 07:10:09 pm
What I want to know is... what happened to the wasp.He was just using Clover's computer to vote "I am Shoruke".
Put some pollen and a smartphone in an air vent or something, there'll be a billion of me in a day.
Also, finals are FINALLY OVER!
It is DONE,
it is OVER,
holy SHIT,
I'll take a turn when I feel like it. Sometime in the next seven days probably.
Post by: Bobnova on April 27, 2016, 11:31:09 pm
What I want to know is... what happened to the wasp.He was just using Clover's computer to vote "I am Shoruke".
Put some pollen and a smartphone in an air vent or something, there'll be a billion of me in a day.
Also, finals are FINALLY OVER!
It is DONE,
it is OVER,
holy SHIT,
I'll take a turn when I feel like it. Sometime in the next seven days probably.
OMGOMGOMGOMG YAY!
Post by: Imic on April 28, 2016, 04:55:25 am
Post by: Taupe on April 28, 2016, 01:38:30 pm
I mean, im obviously NOT encouraging underage illegal drinking, it was just to put things in perpective. But thanks for asking, potential undercover FBI reader.
Post by: Tuxfanturnip on April 28, 2016, 01:59:16 pm
Post by: Shoruke on April 28, 2016, 02:12:15 pm
What about taking a turn in a country with a lower drinking age?I think the legality of that would vary from country to country (taking both your birth country and destination country into account, in some cases).
The wisdom of that will vary from person to person, but that's true for drinking in any circumstance, so... there's too many details I don't have.
Depends partly on how old you are. I wouldn't have any ethical problems with, say, 15 year-olds drinking in the presence of adults who know how not to hurt themselves, or 19-year olds vacationing to a more liberal country to have a few, but 12-year-olds probably shouldn't drink at all, you know?
Post by: jesternario on April 28, 2016, 03:52:00 pm
Post by: Bobnova on April 30, 2016, 01:37:54 am
What about taking a turn in a country with a lower drinking age?Technically if you are a US citizen and you do something in a foreign country that is illegal in the US (say, drinking at 17 years of age) you can be tried for and convicted of that crime when you return to the US, even if it was legal in the country you were in at the time.
This is not typically used against people who were drinking alcohol. It is generally reserved for things rather worse than that.
I do not know if this holds true of any other countries.
The staying up X hours thing turns out to be remarkably dangerous.
Post by: Kamin on April 30, 2016, 08:15:47 pm
Bottom Line Part Deux: Don't damage your body with sleep deprivation and caffeine jolts. The lulz simply aren't worth it, so it has likewise been forbidden.
Also: Welcome BACK Clover! :D
Post by: DolosusDoleus on May 01, 2016, 10:52:33 am
Post by: Shoruke on May 04, 2016, 10:46:12 pm
I'm trying! I really am! But then during my drinking game I tok too many gulps and now I'm bloated.
Incidentally, if you're playing a The Seven Deadly Sins drinking game, rewrite the "drink every time a holy knight dies" rule starting around episode 22 kthx...
I'm not out yet though! Once I get my tummy back under control I'm going back at it!
Post by: Shoruke on May 04, 2016, 11:29:13 pm
I did it
i Got drudnked
I watcehd thish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDQOEXNzGPw
SIGNR UP AT YRU LOCAL SUPERMAREKT FOR THE RWEARDS CARD
itsll' help you save ten percetn on FCUKNG OGODDAMN BUSSLLSHIT
aso anyway way i got the save loded
wb lcvoer btw
and FUCKGIN FUCK MY SCREEN SIZE WEHY CATN' I FULLSCREEN!?!?
turn starts now
Post by: El Rey De Los Monos on May 05, 2016, 12:32:58 am
Post by: Kamin on May 05, 2016, 12:56:47 am
Post by: Shoruke on May 05, 2016, 01:03:07 am
i think
Spoiler: found it (click to show/hide)
uploads slow as spork
grrrr
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12001
I feel this turn was a success because my drunk ass figures it is highly quotable
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 05, 2016, 03:02:08 am
Post by: cltail on May 05, 2016, 10:27:36 am
Post by: Yoink on May 05, 2016, 10:39:41 am
I will read it as soon as I am able. What I glanced at looking amazing as always.
nothing to see here
Edit: ...it is done. (http://dankfortress.boards.net/thread/3/dank-fortress-mothertread-3)
Post by: El Rey De Los Monos on May 05, 2016, 10:43:48 am
Post by: Shoruke on May 05, 2016, 12:49:53 pm
I just got out of a wisdom tooth removal surgery, if I wanted to take a turn while I was on the painkillers - vicodin - would that be cool? My mouth is still completely numb so I am not on it quite yet, but I will be soon.
I think Kamin gets the last say on this stuff, but basically if it's not something you can chug to stay drunk and/or get increasingly drunk, it doesn't qualify you for Drunk Fortress.
Post by: cltail on May 05, 2016, 01:33:49 pm
I just got out of a wisdom tooth removal surgery, if I wanted to take a turn while I was on the painkillers - vicodin - would that be cool? My mouth is still completely numb so I am not on it quite yet, but I will be soon.
I think Kamin gets the last say on this stuff, but basically if it's not something you can chug to stay drunk and/or get increasingly drunk, it doesn't qualify you for Drunk Fortress.
Actually, nevermind. Being on it for a little bit as the numbness wears off has lead me to the conclusion that I feel completely normal.
Post by: Clover Magic on May 05, 2016, 10:13:08 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on May 06, 2016, 04:25:57 am
Try to do a physics exam on it then say that again.I just got out of a wisdom tooth removal surgery, if I wanted to take a turn while I was on the painkillers - vicodin - would that be cool? My mouth is still completely numb so I am not on it quite yet, but I will be soon.
I think Kamin gets the last say on this stuff, but basically if it's not something you can chug to stay drunk and/or get increasingly drunk, it doesn't qualify you for Drunk Fortress.
Actually, nevermind. Being on it for a little bit as the numbness wears off has lead me to the conclusion that I feel completely normal.
Post by: cltail on May 06, 2016, 05:54:55 am
I mean, I don't need my Full Cognitive function to play dwarf fortress, It isn't That hard.Try to do a physics exam on it then say that again.I just got out of a wisdom tooth removal surgery, if I wanted to take a turn while I was on the painkillers - vicodin - would that be cool? My mouth is still completely numb so I am not on it quite yet, but I will be soon.
I think Kamin gets the last say on this stuff, but basically if it's not something you can chug to stay drunk and/or get increasingly drunk, it doesn't qualify you for Drunk Fortress.
Actually, nevermind. Being on it for a little bit as the numbness wears off has lead me to the conclusion that I feel completely normal.
Although, I might be delusional and i could be loopy as hell. Its all possible.
EDIT:
I am probably not eligible for Drunk fortress from a small prescription amount of Vicodin, but if you need a semi-drowsy idiot eating pudding and jello to try and fix drunken architecture I guess I am open.
Post by: Taupe on May 06, 2016, 04:41:19 pm
Post by: Chevaleresse on May 06, 2016, 06:52:09 pm
Post by: Scruffy on May 06, 2016, 06:56:47 pm
cant you just pump water over everburning objects?Well, we DO have that floored over well project that would flood the dininghall and everything below if the floors were removed or the lever pulled.
edit:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That bard has parked his or her poetic arse right on top of the lever that will do just that
Post by: jesternario on May 13, 2016, 08:24:04 am
Yeeeeeaaaaaaah, that perma-burning scroll in the staircase is annoying. It won't burn out like everything else on fire did, so it just sits there on fire. Forever.
In some games, this would be a powerful magic artifact. In dwarf fortress, it's something the dwarves ignore completely.
In DRUNK FORTRESS, it's something a drunken Shoruke specifically points out because "wtf!?"
Post by: Naryar on May 14, 2016, 12:28:52 pm
I don't think I will take a turn soon, because our alcohol stocks are somewhat low, but I intend to in the future. Now I must just kill my enemy (aka sleep) beforehand.
Also Clover Magic :O
Post by: Taupe on May 14, 2016, 01:19:18 pm
Post by: jesternario on May 14, 2016, 05:42:23 pm
Someone should strap the perma-burning scroll to a chain and use it as a weapon.
No, it's obviously magical. They need but unfurl and read it and unleash the power of the fire within.
Post by: DolosusDoleus on May 14, 2016, 11:16:37 pm
Someone should strap the perma-burning scroll to a chain and use it as a weapon.
I feel that this is siggable.
Post by: Crocatowa on May 17, 2016, 09:32:56 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 17, 2016, 11:00:35 am
So.... Is this still accepting turns? :D
Ja. If no one's all like "gonna get drunk now" then it's pretty much first drunk, first serve.
Post by: Scruffy on May 17, 2016, 01:08:39 pm
Post by: Scruffy on May 17, 2016, 05:44:46 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12047
What a dull turn. Someone please get rid of that band of obese elven dancers
(http://i.imgur.com/0EakXd4.png)
Post by: Taupe on May 17, 2016, 08:02:27 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 17, 2016, 08:09:31 pm
Post by: jesternario on May 17, 2016, 08:17:16 pm
So.... Is this still accepting turns? :D
Ja. If no one's all like "gonna get drunk now" then it's pretty much first drunk, first serve.
After which point it goes all "gonna get drunk now" and the story continues to take amusing turns.
Post by: Kamin on May 19, 2016, 01:55:58 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 19, 2016, 02:11:19 am
Whomever allowed those fat dancing sacks of Elf crap pollute our fortress is dead to me.
Thy still have a purpose. Feed them to dragons. o3o
Post by: TD1 on May 19, 2016, 02:30:42 pm
Post by: Scruffy on May 19, 2016, 03:26:51 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on May 19, 2016, 05:20:36 pm
Can't we just do the sensible thing and forbid the tavern doors and pull the lever?But then or dorfs will have to Touch their bodies at some point. The obvious solution is magma.
Post by: Bobnova on May 22, 2016, 06:29:53 pm
Only if the doors are even unforbidden.Can't we just do the sensible thing and forbid the tavern doors and pull the lever?But then or dorfs will have to Touch their bodies at some point. The obvious solution is magma.
Not that I know exactly what the lever does, but I expect the problem can be solved by building walls around it and pretending it isn't there.
Post by: Naryar on May 23, 2016, 06:59:49 am
The obvious solution is magma.
Post by: Scruffy on May 23, 2016, 01:59:27 pm
About fat elf dancers (eww !):Perhaps we need to relocate the tavern a bit ..deeper. There is that nice little open area above the magmapipe. Then it will be a simple matter of deconstructing the floor that supports the tavern and letting it fall in or perhaps just pump it full of magmaThe obvious solution is magma.
Edit: Perhaps here
(http://i.imgur.com/M7pGB9G.png)
Post by: Taupe on May 23, 2016, 02:31:23 pm
flip...
this thing...
omg...
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Post by: Scruffy on May 23, 2016, 03:25:37 pm
Wait... what if we just...A drunken little magmafish with a black eye
flip...
this thing...
omg...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bogwedgle on May 23, 2016, 03:42:40 pm
You're both wrong, it's a heart, we've been mining inside a sleeping supertitan.Wait... what if we just...A drunken little magmafish with a black eye
flip...
this thing...
omg...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Scruffy on May 23, 2016, 06:29:49 pm
And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?You're both wrong, it's a heart, we've been mining inside a sleeping supertitan.Wait... what if we just...A drunken little magmafish with a black eye
flip...
this thing...
omg...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 23, 2016, 06:57:01 pm
And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?
The liver, clearly.
Post by: Scruffy on May 25, 2016, 01:06:32 pm
Smoke saunas
What would be more dwarven?
A room that used to be full of smoke heated close to the melting point of dorven fat full of naked, angry dorfs beating each other with pieces of butchered birch trees, fueled by burning butchered tree remains and steam. With booze
Post by: Taupe on May 25, 2016, 03:46:10 pm
You know what DF needs?Oh, you mean the local forge...
Smoke saunas
What would be more dwarven?
A room that used to be full of smoke heated close to the melting point of dorven fat full of naked, angry dorfs beating each other with pieces of butchered birch trees, fueled by burning butchered tree remains and steam. With booze
Post by: Scruffy on May 25, 2016, 05:43:53 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/JmEAjPo.png)You know what DF needs?Oh, you mean the local forge...
Smoke saunas
What would be more dwarven?
A room that used to be full of smoke heated close to the melting point of dorven fat full of naked, angry dorfs beating each other with pieces of butchered birch trees, fueled by burning butchered tree remains and steam. With booze
Post by: jesternario on May 25, 2016, 11:49:52 pm
And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?
The liver, clearly.
With this fort, the tavern is only the liver if it's on it's last leg.
Post by: Bogwedgle on May 26, 2016, 01:25:39 am
Dwarven livers are always on their last leg.And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?
The liver, clearly.
With this fort, the tavern is only the liver if it's on it's last leg.
Post by: jesternario on June 02, 2016, 12:34:04 am
Dwarven livers are always on their last leg.And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?
The liver, clearly.
With this fort, the tavern is only the liver if it's on it's last leg.
Perhaps, but let's face it. The only way it would really be on it's last leg is if we tried feeding fresh food and water.
Post by: jesternario on June 03, 2016, 12:07:09 am
Post by: Naryar on June 05, 2016, 06:17:25 pm
Like a drunk zombie.
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 05, 2016, 06:26:53 pm
Like a drunk zombie.
"Graaaiiins. So I can breeeew."
Post by: Scruffy on June 05, 2016, 06:35:22 pm
"Brewing grains.. how does that make you feel? "Like a drunk zombie.
"Graaaiiins. So I can breeeew."
"It makes the soberness go away! GRAINS!
GRAINS!" or something
ala Return of the living dead
Edit: !!FUN!! little drunken tidbit: As far as page views go, we are now in the top 10 of community games & stories and #4 for post count. That is above hell- and failcannon, deathgates, littlest cheesemaker and so on as far as post count goes. Strangely enough, my little fortress is #2 with double of our post count. Strange.
Post by: Bogwedgle on June 05, 2016, 06:46:05 pm
I guess there are more bronies than psychotic suicidal alcoholics. Who knew."Brewing grains.. how does that make you feel? "Like a drunk zombie.
"Graaaiiins. So I can breeeew."
"It makes the soberness go away! GRAINS!
GRAINS!" or something
ala Return of the living dead
Edit: !!FUN!! little drunken tidbit: As far as page views go, we are now in the top 10 of community games & stories and #4 for post count. That is above hell- and failcannon, deathgates, littlest cheesemaker and so on as far as post count goes. Strangely enough, my little fortress is #2 with double of our post count. Strange.
Post by: Shoruke on June 05, 2016, 09:23:00 pm
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Dungeon is full of spiders and armadillos and ghosts and wolves that are on fire?
Built into a mountainside in a completely desolate wasteland?
All the Dwarves are dead or leaving?
Central area is a completely pointless magma trap with magma-puking statues?
Large stocks of addictive "fake elixir"?
The Fire Temple in Zestiria is a Dwarf Fortress.
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 05, 2016, 09:26:19 pm
The Fire Temple in Zestiria is a Dwarf Fortress.
I read "fire temple" and instead think of Ocarina of Time
Post by: Naryar on June 06, 2016, 05:40:21 am
My ladyfriend and I are playing through Tales of Zestiria again. I'm not available to take a Drunk Fort turn for the next week at least, but when I do, someone remind me to try and recreate The Single Most Dwarf Fortress Dungeon Ever.Spoiler: big-ass images (click to show/hide)
Dungeon is full of spiders and armadillos and ghosts and wolves that are on fire?
Built into a mountainside in a completely desolate wasteland?
All the Dwarves are dead or leaving?
Central area is a completely pointless magma trap with magma-puking statues?
Large stocks of addictive "fake elixir"?
The Fire Temple in Zestiria is a Dwarf Fortress.
I see that, and raise you this thing :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cX-bidFhfU
Post by: Kamin on June 06, 2016, 05:45:21 am
Edit: !!FUN!! little drunken tidbit: As far as page views go, we are now in the top 10 of community games & stories and #4 for post count. That is above hell- and failcannon, deathgates, littlest cheesemaker and so on as far as post count goes. Strangely enough, my little fortress is #2 with double of our post count. Strange.We are not otherkin enough, not appraiser of fine children's cartoons enough. *scutters off sobbing* :-X
Post by: Naryar on June 07, 2016, 06:42:18 am
We need to drown the damned ponies in magma and booze, clearly.Edit: !!FUN!! little drunken tidbit: As far as page views go, we are now in the top 10 of community games & stories and #4 for post count. That is above hell- and failcannon, deathgates, littlest cheesemaker and so on as far as post count goes. Strangely enough, my little fortress is #2 with double of our post count. Strange.We are not otherkin enough, not appraiser of fine children's cartoons enough. *scutters off sobbing* :-X
Although we are doing well, apparently !
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 07, 2016, 12:07:03 pm
Post by: Yoink on June 07, 2016, 07:01:32 pm
That reminds me, I should re-watch some more of season one whilst I'm here in a house with Netflix...
Post by: Bobnova on June 19, 2016, 05:36:51 pm
I, sadly, have work obligations this weekend. No dorfyness for me.
Am playing dwarf fortress though! Much like one of the past forts, I have something of a werelizard issue.
Post by: Shoruke on June 20, 2016, 01:22:53 am
It's a pickle.
Post by: Chevaleresse on June 20, 2016, 09:40:27 pm
I guess there are more bronies than psychotic suicidal alcoholics. Who knew.I'm tempted to sig this.
Post by: Scruffy on June 21, 2016, 04:06:55 am
I want to play Drunk Fortress, but I'm just not in a drinky mood.
It's a pickle.
I'm tempted to sig this.Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!
Post by: Shoruke on June 21, 2016, 09:17:52 am
Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!
inb4 Scruffy's turn is a collaboration with the Succubus Fortress from somewhere else on this board
mods ahoy
Post by: Scruffy on June 21, 2016, 09:58:09 am
Do I really even want to know what a dwarven succubus would look like?Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!
inb4 Scruffy's turn is a collaboration with the Succubus Fortress from somewhere else on this board
mods ahoy
..A keg of booze with a beard on it?
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 21, 2016, 10:44:26 am
Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!
The Slannesh Fortress.
Post by: Shoruke on June 21, 2016, 01:22:44 pm
Do I really even want to know what a dwarven succubus would look like?Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!
inb4 Scruffy's turn is a collaboration with the Succubus Fortress from somewhere else on this board
mods ahoy
..A keg of booze with a beard on it?
The bearded keg o' beer stands on short stilts with very nice socks on.
They'd be silk knee-high stockings if not for the whole 2-Inch Legs With No Knees thing.
Post by: Scruffy on June 21, 2016, 03:48:32 pm
Post by: Shoruke on June 21, 2016, 04:47:59 pm
Just drank some Dorf (beer)Dude. Do you want Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing?
Because that's how you get Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing.
Post by: Scruffy on June 21, 2016, 05:52:16 pm
Are we doing phrasing again? Because it sounds like we are doing phrasing againJust drank some Dorf (beer)Dude. Do you want Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing?
Because that's how you get Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing.
Edit: Clearly drunkfortress is a Krieger episode
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Post by: Shoruke on June 21, 2016, 08:05:14 pm
:D
Post by: Kamin on June 22, 2016, 11:29:45 pm
If ever we need a poster for this thread, I nominate that picture. That was pricelessAlthough I'm not very familiar with the show, other than simply knowing the picture is from Archer, I really, really like what's been done to it. A lot.
:D
Edit: Frig it, throwing that bad boy up on the front page.
Post by: Bogwedgle on June 23, 2016, 02:56:44 pm
0/10 not enough magmaSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Scruffy on June 23, 2016, 04:43:15 pm
Bah. Too finicky0/10 not enough magmaSpoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Bogwedgle on June 23, 2016, 04:46:31 pm
0/10 looks like it was designed sober to meBah. Too finicky0/10 not enough magmaSpoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Scruffy on June 23, 2016, 05:17:24 pm
0/10 looks like it was designed sober to meBah. Too finicky0/10 not enough magmaSpoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Bogwedgle on June 23, 2016, 05:18:38 pm
Now Thet is more like it.0/10 looks like it was designed sober to meBah. Too finicky0/10 not enough magmaSpoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shoruke on June 23, 2016, 09:22:28 pm
Post by: Shoruke on July 01, 2016, 11:38:53 pm
I mean, uh
HAPPY CANADA DAY, EVERYONE!
To celebrate, I will go find some orange juice and drink it with alcohols... and then play Drunk Fortress.
EDIT (timelapse): The Shopper's is closed, and the Mac's only had Orange Crush. So I'm having a double of Coconut Rum and orange crush with a shot of maple syrup. It's not bad! Not supremely amazing, but it's not bad.
Post by: Shoruke on July 02, 2016, 03:07:08 am
Spoiler: part 1 of 2 i guess goddammit (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shoruke on July 02, 2016, 04:01:19 am
Spoiler: part 2, where shork gets it ruight except the magma part (click to show/hide)
HAPPY CANADA DAY
ENJOY THE FIREWORKS
(y'all're gon' need moar graves)
(http://oi66.tinypic.com/14wg5kw.jpg)
its' a canada flag not a ovaries shuddup
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12211
Post by: Kamin on July 02, 2016, 04:25:15 am
Anybody willing to destroy the Canadian flag and erect a new one this 4th of July? I don't think there could be any more patriotic statement, personally.
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 02, 2016, 11:25:43 am
Post by: Bogwedgle on July 02, 2016, 11:44:22 am
Derp. Clearly the answer is instead to mod fireworks into the game. :VAnd on that fateful day many fortresses burned to the ground, driving the entire dorfish race to the brink of extinction.
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 02, 2016, 11:52:36 am
Post by: Bogwedgle on July 02, 2016, 12:12:33 pm
Since that implies they made their forts out of flammable materials, that proves they were not proper dwarves.No, they were filled with crap stolen from elven caravans.
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 02, 2016, 12:54:25 pm
Okay, except the wood and cloth. And the stuff you can brew.
Post by: Bogwedgle on July 02, 2016, 01:16:58 pm
You're supposed to decorate them and sell them back to the elves, so that's still undwarvenly.So, you know, everything that burns.
Okay, except the wood and cloth. And the stuff you can brew.
Post by: NCommander on July 02, 2016, 11:37:31 pm
(* - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia_mine_fire)
Post by: Shoruke on July 05, 2016, 02:57:43 am
Anybody willing to destroy the Canadian flag and erect a new one this 4th of July? I don't think there could be any more patriotic statement, personally.
Armok's Beard, the temptation to be a smug sunofabitch is just overwhelming right now.
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 05, 2016, 12:22:20 pm
Post by: Vyro on July 05, 2016, 04:21:55 pm
Post by: Vyro on July 05, 2016, 11:27:22 pm
I've just spent about 3 hours with that save without accomplishing anything and actually sobering up to the thought. The whole place tanks at below 20 FPS, be it the only issue - it isn't. I'm actually quite patient when drunk. The problem is, when dipping below 20 the algorithms for hauling pathfinding or somesuch get mortally screwed (on this machine they do), resulting in pretty infuriating situations with lots of idlers and no shit done ever. Not sure if it's a bug or not, always though about it as my personal problem.
Anyways, my turn is hereby canceled. I'll gladly take another one on a smaller fort - I've got a nice idea for it. As for this mess, here:
Plug the damn everburning scroll already, dorfs are choking everywhere.
About half the population of 180 is useless bards somebody invited in for a sleepover. My original intention was to sit them all up on top of the unfinished magma piston and let them ride it down to hell. Who dug that thing anyway?
An entire dungeon of wood. Wood strewn across entire map. Wood under trees. Wood in your morning yogurt. If chopping it down didn't help, do something with it. Burn it into nondescript ash and dump it on top of an elven caravan. Turn it into a giant clear glass dong monument. Dump it into magma. Anything to rid of it.
Other than all that, the drunkfort I found surprisingly stable. You know, without any goblin, water or magma disasters. Finish it all up, I may step in next.
Post by: jesternario on July 17, 2016, 02:16:46 am
I don't know how to even begin to conceive of that.
Post by: Naryar on July 25, 2016, 01:21:04 pm
i like ur ovaries lolololo
ಠ_ಠ
Post by: Chevaleresse on July 25, 2016, 01:47:21 pm
y'all're gon' need moar graves
drunkfort in a nutshell
Post by: Scruffy on July 25, 2016, 03:25:44 pm
Post by: Chevaleresse on July 27, 2016, 11:04:49 am
Post by: Kamin on August 06, 2016, 11:09:12 pm
Post by: Meddadog on August 12, 2016, 03:16:00 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on August 12, 2016, 05:12:05 pm
Post by: Meddadog on August 12, 2016, 07:07:33 pm
Yesss, just find the last save, say you're doing a turn, and chuuuug.
Lol i will do after i know how to do anything. So far i can only make rooms, doors, brew, and designate storage, lol. I feel i have a lot to go still. :P
After that tho, im in!
Post by: Meddadog on August 12, 2016, 08:13:07 pm
Post by: Kamin on August 12, 2016, 10:47:06 pm
How many people still play? Any of the people from early on? Wrex, clover, etc?Clover made an appearance not too long ago, but Wrex has been gone for a while (at least for DrunkFort). A lot of the originals still pop in, and a good number of them are still around and active--take our resident Scruffy, for example.
Post by: NCommander on August 12, 2016, 11:50:58 pm
Post by: Kamin on August 13, 2016, 12:06:03 am
With the mention of wrex, did he ever fail at NOT extinguishing the fort? All I remember are a bunch of "wrex gets drunk, fortress self-destructs ..."I can't recall him not Wrexing every one. I always wondered if he did it intentionally just so he had an excuse to pass out earlier... :P
Post by: Random_Dragon on August 13, 2016, 02:06:00 am
Post by: Meddadog on August 13, 2016, 07:51:24 am
Post by: Meddadog on August 13, 2016, 08:06:53 am
Post by: Shoruke on August 13, 2016, 12:27:33 pm
a) finances
b) the last uploaded save is mine
The last drunkfort savefile is for DF version 0.43.04, but 43.05 is out, so... it MIGHT be compatible? I dunno.
Post by: Meddadog on August 13, 2016, 12:53:31 pm
Post by: Meddadog on August 13, 2016, 07:07:05 pm
Post by: Shoruke on August 14, 2016, 10:57:11 am
Of course, i could always play drunk at my current level of knowledge and see what happens. Lol. Would have to get that OKd tho, and maybe a link to the last saveIf you want my opinion, play the game non-drunk a bit more. Once you're able to make some mid-tier projects (windmills, screw pumps, glass stuff...), then go get rekt by alcohol and see how you do.
It'll be educational! :P
Post by: Yoink on August 23, 2016, 03:12:27 am
Myself, I was kind of considering taking a turn tonight. I have a few beers, and I could walk down the street and have a glass or two of whiskey and coke at my local to get properly drunk before returning home to more beers, but unfortunately I kind of have stressful things to deal with this evening. Or at least try (and most likely fail) to deal with. :-\
Getting drunk would be far nicer, but... probably would make things worse.
Also I haven't properly played DF in a while, so I'd be even less competent than usual.
Post by: Random_Dragon on August 23, 2016, 10:25:06 am
Post by: Meddadog on August 24, 2016, 08:26:18 am
Post by: Meddadog on August 29, 2016, 06:27:07 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on August 29, 2016, 06:40:07 pm
Post by: Shoruke on August 31, 2016, 06:16:34 pm
Got an ok handle on militaryOkay, you're officially good enough to play Drunk Fortress. Go for it :D
Post by: Meddadog on August 31, 2016, 10:13:16 pm
I plan on, if I dont forget, taking a turn saturday night.
any suggestions for how to screenshots? or do u guys just use ms paint?
Post by: Random_Dragon on August 31, 2016, 10:50:49 pm
I just figured out manager now. never have yet had an invasion, but maybe I could handle one.
I plan on, if I dont forget, taking a turn saturday night.
any suggestions for how to screenshots? or do u guys just use ms paint?
Have fun. Management is rather simple really, if you ignore conditions and just demand a large number of something.
And I tend to just hit print screen, paste into MS Paint, crop, and save to Dropbox. Later on after I sober up, I eventually upload to photobucket and edit the links. :V
Post by: Bogwedgle on September 01, 2016, 01:56:23 am
I just figured out manager now. never have yet had an invasion, but maybe I could handle one.I use lightshot. It's pretty good.
I plan on, if I dont forget, taking a turn saturday night.
any suggestions for how to screenshots? or do u guys just use ms paint?
Post by: Bogwedgle on September 01, 2016, 02:03:57 am
Got an ok handle on militaryI thought this once. 6 full squads of steel armoured dwarves, I thought "Hey, this should be fine, I can mine adamantine now."
It wasn't fine.
It's never fine.
Fine is a figment of the human imagination.
Post by: Foxite on September 01, 2016, 10:49:04 am
what's with the poll?
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 01, 2016, 12:09:48 pm
Hi, bay 12 tourist coming through. I have no interest in community games and especially not this one, but I'm just asking...
what's with the poll?
Do not deny your place in the Shoruke Collective. 3:
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Post by: Bogwedgle on September 01, 2016, 12:59:41 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on September 01, 2016, 01:05:24 pm
Hi, bay 12 tourist coming through. I have no interest in community games and especially not this one, but I'm just asking...What's wrong with this game eh? You play dwarf fortress but you don't like drunks being idiots and dying constantly? Isn't that a self-contradiction?
what's with the poll?
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Post by: Random_Dragon on September 01, 2016, 01:16:29 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on September 01, 2016, 01:22:14 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 01, 2016, 01:23:32 pm
Post by: Meddadog on September 01, 2016, 09:49:12 pm
Post by: onciblu on September 02, 2016, 07:24:27 pm
Post by: Meddadog on September 02, 2016, 08:27:48 pm
I gonna give it a try, I don't promise anything
go for it! it's been too long since the last time I've seen a run at this fort!
Post by: onciblu on September 02, 2016, 09:07:41 pm
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Could'nt finish a year. Save here http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12397
edit: screeshots uploaded
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 02, 2016, 09:12:36 pm
Post by: Scruffy on September 02, 2016, 09:18:48 pm
Edit:
From this turn onwards I will always post the death toll every few ingame months. It's hilarious
Post by: onciblu on September 02, 2016, 09:53:46 pm
That is still an amusing first attempt, nice. owo
thanks, Its not really the first atempt, Last time I killed shoruke, twice.
Oh well. Tomorrow I may(be) fix the typos and put the few screenshots I took
Quote from: scruffy
And Urist said: Let there be booze, and lo, there was !!drunkfortress!!
Edit:
From this turn onwards I will always post the death toll every few ingame months. It's hilarious
That was the better way I found to describe wat was happening, didn't fell like wringt every death and battle log. Those turist really put some resistance. Wonder who did that happen. :D
Post by: Bogwedgle on September 03, 2016, 01:35:21 am
Post by: Meddadog on September 03, 2016, 03:45:06 pm
also anything special I need to kno about using.tilesets? do I need to back convert it to ascii at the end?
Post by: Meddadog on September 03, 2016, 04:21:26 pm
EDIT:
OK i have no idea what I'm doing with moving the files over
EDIT EDIT: nvm i figured it out
My lineup for the night, plus or minus:
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UPDATE:
My turn tonight will depend entirely on if i can figure out how to mod the game manually.
Post by: Scruffy on September 03, 2016, 04:49:38 pm
Perhaps I should take a turn sometime soon too
Edit: De kuyper? Eww. For some reason I never liked their products. Well, atleast you have Smirnoff and Everclear
Post by: Meddadog on September 03, 2016, 05:04:27 pm
Hey! Two turns in a short amount of time!
Perhaps I should take a turn sometime soon too
Edit: De kuyper? Eww. For some reason I never liked their products. Well, atleast you have Smirnoff and Everclear
you definitely should take a turn... but as to me i may be passable, i can get it up on a mayday pack but im far less familiar with it. one look was "ummm, wtf is going on"
trying to find something closer to what i am used to
update:
--- Ok somehow i mashed together a 43.05 tileset into a pre-baked 43.04 mayday and got something messy AF, but workable, let the drinking begin!
Post by: Scruffy on September 03, 2016, 05:17:18 pm
Being less familiar with it just makes the turn better. Wellplayed and skilled turns are no fun. Being in a slightly unfamiliar territory just makes it more interesting and !!FUN!!.Hey! Two turns in a short amount of time!
Perhaps I should take a turn sometime soon too
Edit: De kuyper? Eww. For some reason I never liked their products. Well, atleast you have Smirnoff and Everclear
you definitely should take a turn... but as to me i may be passable, i can get it up on a mayday pack but im far less familiar with it. one look was "ummm, wtf is going on"
trying to find something closer to what i am used to
I'm not used to mayday either
Well, as Monthy Python said: Get on with it!
Edit: What are you trying to mod?#
Post by: Meddadog on September 03, 2016, 05:40:44 pm
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6:43p - one shot of everclear down, god I hate that stuff. I used to be able to handle it better, then came that one night of 6 shots of it in <20 minutes.... never puked on booze before but that night i spent apparently an hour in the bathroom at the club (no puking) before going outside the club, puking all over the ground, apparently almost being molested by a gay man (my straight friend 'claimed me' to keep him away, then moved around the corner, my other friends showed up, more puking, a half conscious dribe home, and then more puking.
Also i haventy had much to eat today so this everclear is working remarkably quickly, porbalby why i even typed out this storty.
6:54p - 2 shots. realized i was missing a button on my shorts. thats why they kept falling down. ahhhh. (everclear, you demon! i hate you but i am short on time). one more of everclear?! idk there is the burning in my chest/esophogas from that first 2. ehhhhh. lets try someat else. also people feel free, or encouraged, to post responses below this. feedback ftw! rawr
6:58 - shot of smirnofg. not everclear by a long shot, but the burning is gone after more spritew. also watching linus tech tips and re-watched same video section like, 4 times. drunk = so distraction. oh well! bwahaha. lets go in for another shot!
7:03 - another of the smirnoff, walking has become rather.... sway-ey. is that a word? if not well it shold be. umm.. my setup:
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also i figured why my shorts unbuttoned, too tight with button! let unbutton commence!
7:16p - one more shot down, no more shots i think herew bnow. i was smart tho, made 3x of my special signature drink, i dont have a name, but is 50% 35 proof of the watermelon pucker, 25% 7-up, 25% of sweet n sour mix. tastes like strawsberry starburst. is delicious and nutricious. well maybe not nutricious, but good for something, moralle! if ur a dwarf it is! i have one on desk now and 2 in fridge readyz to go in case i is too drunk to mix things. bwahaha. like dwarf beer in a barrel it is! time to fire this game and my half-a$$ attempt at a last minute gfx mod out!
also wik (monty python mofo!) button was curiously stil done. is undone now!
7:19 oh god where dids i store thgame. i haz 3 drives, ok i founds it.
side note is no dwarfs will haz specialized tasks. idk how to. only used therapist.
also in pic red solo cup is reeses puffs. very tasty when haz no real food. well half edible burritos froma box, but blahhhh. those be for later.
oh lord tinytpics wants word image verification for posts.... this may be hard...
but i look at fortress and wtf is going on? i see so many bones? are thyew bones? dead things for sure! why not moved out?
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is even the graves covered in blood? wtf happened? sorry i not read last entry, busy busy at work iz cr azy. but seriously, wtfs?
oh gods where we get to surface? i mark dead things for dump but where i get to surface? do we haz dump place thing? where it be? where da stairs????
why doors here? makes no ssense, they go nowhere? not to surface for sure!!!
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we haz artefact, but why so many codexes? wtf is a codex? oh lody, but we haz
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then
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why is stork? stork for babies
idk how to dwarf without therapist, i fugure out maybe? i need more reeses yo
peitions available? i dont even kno what those ares. well they shall not be answered!
trying to find how rename, and see we haz 157 citixznes bt 285 dead? that not good mortality rate yo!
somehow i renamed dorf. now i is in here. haha! i is only lowly wrestler tho
not sure how the h e double hockey sticks this be put togetehr, but ohg well. i think found stairs, making dumper pile/.
why is garbabeg dump also a pen? wtf sense? oh well is room for dumps
i must dig deeps! why u ask? becaus,e magmae?!?!?! i haz none i can see maybe is here but is it?
i heck petitions, ppl want to live here? is so messed up. but i say yes, all y'all can lives here!
i make dig to make undergorund weird river good for bedroom dorfs, and yet no one digging? what is erryone doing?
eeryone saying no tracion beds, how many dwarfs be injured?
caravan arrived? well idk what hwe has to trade, but they has stuff maybe we needs. i take it from them at the point of a lance, a blunted lance, but a lance no matter watt, a man can change his stars (if u get my reference u win in life)
wtf i waz gonna rob dem but they came and went instantly! thats no fair my caravans
restroom trip, pants have been lost, maybe i shall reclaim them later. idk. but still no dorf has made my tunnel. i needs to have assign job,s but idk how
IDK how but i haz become hammerdorf! random dorf i chose is hammerdorf! fearz me!
set to priority 1 i am able dig tunnel thingy now a door thewifinish tunnels ot water for thr ebed warfs bc they need water
i kant even figure out where shops are, i need to make new things to make things
i think my half a$$ mod attempt is got issues, cuz i pretty sure my wall not made o dead dorfs
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now dat i haz door in place i make water available for dorfs
i r digging down to magma and then try brig up, but i cant, idk how, but do we have pumps dorfs? idk how get it up
oh god idk how get it up sounds bad... many ways to get it up, yes there is
i ofund a lever, idk what it do, but i will pull to find out
lever maybe pull up a bridge, but now i see water, need tp unpull lever
some sort of big monster!!!!
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idk how to save us! i assume we have dorf military, may, but i has no clue how to activate any defeses, if we haz any!
operation dig to magma seems to be progressing, albeit slowly, but we will get there!
does this fort use magma? all i can find are bed,s and farms!
sumeat abotu an etin is going on. i think etin is a big mofo? r a salvatore and such i seem to recall giants of a sort?
anyway is causin havock but idk how or where it is or stop it:
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iz lucky i can even still make out and type the captcha for th esite
i cannto tell why he she says death but did ettin de
?
idk but this dorf seems a lil unhinged. then again is a dorf of dunk fortress.
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lotsa ded peeps being foudn, but i don think no named dorfs ded yet
if icould find this dangnabbit (can curse here? idk, no risj it) ettin bro then i could attack him wif military, if we haz one. do we?
all dorf ight logs say deth all around us, and i not upset. what haz happened here before me to cause this?!>!>
thee is smoke by what i gthink is bridge. why smoke? i never seen hat b4, just the horrible miasma,miasma, ahhh! no more
i cant figure out whats goin on here, i shall just do what i can and try cool stuffz. we haz many food for enuff for a year. i shall do something, maybe. idk. magma! i never get to play with it yet! maybe i can do a pump
poh lord ll i can do is dig. i waz not ready for this complex, or messed up, a fort. my forts are always easy setup idk were the heck abthing ijs here.
dig is all i can do, is all i shall do. like a dorf!
witdis wrird hasfdogepoc of a mod i haz no years or days or mnths, i just keep going to i cant go no mo bc idk if yr pass or less or idk. it is wat it is.
the room spins and my lips be numb
anoffer caravan arruivem will it stay?
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mor epeitiosns! everyo e can lives here! tho idk why ud want o live heresd i cant even fugre out whats going on!
as side not eis there bad part of peititons and ppl live here? i just aporove all!
satanic pumba has arrived!
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dink 1/3 down, needs new drink all is is nasty ice melted water now
pantsu has been reclaimed frm hall, but is so tight. ahhh. i haz new drink now and raviolio olio is in microwave to eats.
ravioli olio sounds good.
carvans came and left agin no time to trad,e but man still want to talk to me about treade agreements . wtf!
isk whats we need, i told him need maked mole dog leather, sounds kinky
dorf bro wants crossbows and armor, is ware co,ing for the dwarfland? motherdorfland? modorfland? bwahaha. i dont knwo if w haz any or how to make or where our maker thingies re
but waitr, manager i learne,d i will manager task things! my only positive contribution to forts if we haz mats!
waits we haz no manager! how ae we fort 2withotu manager and so complex? we neddz manager!
i make meself the hamerfrod mgr. then i make do things yes. idk if i haz any mgr skills but i am mgr now but i need office so will make! yay somethings to do!
feymood! od helpo him if he need asanythign i wont be able to helps.
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also i haz my ravioli olie now but is hot, mst wait to cool
making grand new palace well is rectangles but big wuarters for my hammerdorf/manager now. huzzah! luxury!
brodef dorf claimed craft shifor construction
almosy gelkl sleep in my ravoli. but i didnt. still buildign my quarters. either fps super slow ( my adhock mod is junk, dont even show fps) or my miner dorfs sux, so slow make quarters for me)
game pause idk why must find out
oh my bro must have foudn all materials and now he make mystery contruction. go bro! make sumeat cool 4 mes!
also i set many statue and booskshelf in my new quarters! bwahaha
racsioli whyt haz u betrayed me! burnt tongue from da ravolis.
idk what just happened? can anyone tell me what this is? secretive society? are the illuminati in our fort?
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naked mole dog bone bin has been crearted as artefact! thsi bro dorf has same idea as i had witf caravan! naked mole dogs tw!
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this is not dangerous fort at all. i can barely work on my own room let alone advance the fort, and it still loves, idk how possible.
i juz got announcement now i officialy mgr meddagpg is.\
now i dk why i need mgr. what i need create? booze pershaps? but we haz 1k+. idk... lets make booe . is dorfiest thign todo
i tol meddadog dorf mgr to make 100 drink
well thsi contgorted in fear is worrisome
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also liek last 5 captchas have bene biiter fruit. liek, wtf?
my rooms being built, but ehh, if u was wanting progression of fort in this that not be happening man. i cant interpret let alone advamce this thijng
bins! masterwrok bines! idk even how to use bins yet we is makign a million! from where you ask? ellif i know!
no one is workign on my room. thats sad. idk, i try and maybe look aroudn then if no one gonan make y room. plz next person finish my room and assgn i be dorf mgr meddadog
i finally foudn teh worksops on same le e; as bedcs. i am too drunk i thinkf ro this because too k so long. so sleepy. may pass outl i read b4 clover while agho sed this fort does make dorf dun narcopelpy is maybr true.
i dont even think i f i wanted to at this point vcoudl i detory fortress. maybe wqrex but he left cuz wtf wredx why u no play? nevet ot matue ro get drunka nd pay dorf fortress furnk.
laso i 2 or 3 dinks i9n ore and toom ore shots i may be more durnk than before you etwlel mre brol
oo i founds the 4 lever aspulla l levrs
mopar petitions of course you can live here adn be happy till uj die bc idk what i to do here. too complex orafort for me.
somehwos i flooded the dinign room. why taht lever water? make no sense it should not stop when off but doesnt when on?
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side not i no longer fele my facdre.
m y chaifr has betrayed me. now i off chair fell to ground and am playing from ground to desk.
aoppprentlyu thee is an olm? wandering around. wtf is an olm? also fey mood. god help him if he/she need santybing. man this gfx mod half-2$$ery is messe dup. a lever instead of a leter. oh lordy. i need to figure tisout beter for next time
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dis is one outta shape olm.
and watever fightin git is what? this dude be makin da olm skinny bc all he do is damage fat! wtf?
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i haz done semeat good an told a dorf ilitary squat do mess upd a olm!
i think da olm be dead, has steel spear lodged firmly in head. cortesy a speardorf. idk who.
the bro wif the fey mood and teh lever name began someat,. idk what, we will see
construct complete but again mor enaked mole dog. this is the fort of the naked mole dog
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this is what that is i thinks to meself
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also pants lost again, too much effrpts/.
not sur ehow or where but dorfs be drowning
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thas is abouts all i can do for now b4 i pass out getting savce idk wher eupload ill figure out
ok her ebe save:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/dgnnkhbxcqkaggr/Drunkfott8.zip?dl=0
i didnt accomplish anythign good, but oh well.
i hope at leats it was amusing to read!
please leave feedbakc/respond with feedback/if you enjoyed/etc ya!
all posted while still drunk, no revisions, no edits, this was an actual blow by blow
Post by: Scruffy on September 03, 2016, 06:02:17 pm
6:58 - shot of smirnofg. not everclear by a long shot, but the burning is gone after more spritew. also watching linus tech tips and re-watched same video section like, 4 times. drunk = so distraction. oh well! bwahaha. lets go in for another shot!That's the spirit!
Well, spirit when imbiding spirits but that is nitpicking
edit:
OK I will use this for the thread, and re-post the lineup: (oh cool, it started a new page, how convenient)Hey, that's nice. Certainly is better than my pc. (well, it used to be really good but that was years ago back when I could afford it) What frequency is your 6700k running and how's the temperature?
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well, is messy, but is 27" HP ips. is ok, lil washed out, and a 24" asus gaming monitor, idk the specificals. is nice when have therapist, but ^&*$% if i can figure out how to mod that in right now to mine. i say just blah, ill do without i guess. my rig, because I R proud of it... i7 6700k, coolermaster v8 cooler (air, but AWESOME!), gtx 970 (i so want 1080 but cant justify cost, blah), 16gb ddr4 (i cant recal brand atm), 850w evga supernova, a 1tb samsung 850 evo ssd, 2x 1tb 7200 rpm hdds. is nice i think. need a gpu upgrade, but ehhh, mnoney. dwarf fortress only needs cpu baby anyways! yahaha 6700k!
also i figured why my shorts unbuttoned, too tight with button! let unbutton commence!
What are you trying to mod in? The Rapist for the current version?
Well, been there and done that (while taking a turn during an older version) Just ignore it. Trying to conjure up a new memory_layout while drunk is not worth it (and atleast I couldn't do it back then) and playing without the rapist will just make the turn more memorable.
Hey, Neptunia games on your desktop! Nep nep, Nep ded. (or atleast during mk2 conquest end)
Post by: Meddadog on September 03, 2016, 07:10:28 pm
6:58 - shot of smirnofg. not everclear by a long shot, but the burning is gone after more spritew. also watching linus tech tips and re-watched same video section like, 4 times. drunk = so distraction. oh well! bwahaha. lets go in for another shot!That's the spirit!
Well, spirit when imbiding spirits but that is nitpicking
edit:OK I will use this for the thread, and re-post the lineup: (oh cool, it started a new page, how convenient)Hey, that's nice. Certainly is better than my pc. (well, it used to be really good but that was years ago back when I could afford it) What frequency is your 6700k running and how's the temperature?
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well, is messy, but is 27" HP ips. is ok, lil washed out, and a 24" asus gaming monitor, idk the specificals. is nice when have therapist, but ^&*$% if i can figure out how to mod that in right now to mine. i say just blah, ill do without i guess. my rig, because I R proud of it... i7 6700k, coolermaster v8 cooler (air, but AWESOME!), gtx 970 (i so want 1080 but cant justify cost, blah), 16gb ddr4 (i cant recal brand atm), 850w evga supernova, a 1tb samsung 850 evo ssd, 2x 1tb 7200 rpm hdds. is nice i think. need a gpu upgrade, but ehhh, mnoney. dwarf fortress only needs cpu baby anyways! yahaha 6700k!
also i figured why my shorts unbuttoned, too tight with button! let unbutton commence!
What are you trying to mod in? The Rapist for the current version?
Well, been there and done that (while taking a turn during an older version) Just ignore it. Trying to conjure up a new memory_layout while drunk is not worth it (and atleast I couldn't do it back then) and playing without the rapist will just make the turn more memorable.
Hey, Neptunia games on your desktop! Nep nep, Nep ded. (or atleast during mk2 conquest end)
the rapsit woudl be nie but i not sure i could quickly accomplish sober, let alone drunks. idk even about dfhack. i somehow got a mashup tileset that orta works.
yes nep nep! love the nep nep! xept dont work with shield stream controller, sad, maybe 2 or 3 does, but not 1. nep nep!
*** as to 6700k i just have it at stock 4ghz atm. i could OC with that cooler a fairbit but since my gpu is da bottleneck not worth it atm. well for DF maybe, but i run that usually on my laptop which is a 2.3-2.9 i5. i only doing on desktop for df drunlk fort night bc is powerfull and i assume tyhat you all have messed up so much in DF that FPS may be issue haha. i need a new lappy tho. have to wait and save tho
bak to main point htoi, the temps on the i7 6700k are greta. i figure if i dont hit a voltage wall i could OC this a fair bit on air. best pc part ive ever bought, and i havent regretted it onc!
Post by: Yoink on September 03, 2016, 10:21:18 pm
I don't have much idea of what was going on, but it was a fun read nonetheless.
side not i no longer fele my facdre.This part was brilliant. Bahaha. Definitely worthy of the Memorable Quotes collection in my opinion!
m y chaifr has betrayed me. now i off chair fell to ground and am playing from ground to desk.
Excellent job on your first turn!
Post by: Bogwedgle on September 04, 2016, 03:11:55 am
There are 33 shorukes now. They are breeding.34
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 04, 2016, 04:23:10 am
There are 33 shorukes now. They are breeding.34
Rule 34 of Shoruke confirmed.
Post by: Meddadog on September 04, 2016, 10:35:40 am
Oh boy, that was great! :))
I don't have much idea of what was going on, but it was a fun read nonetheless.side not i no longer fele my facdre.This part was brilliant. Bahaha. Definitely worthy of the Memorable Quotes collection in my opinion!
m y chaifr has betrayed me. now i off chair fell to ground and am playing from ground to desk.
Excellent job on your first turn!
thank you. I dont think I had much idea what was going in either. between a really weird and scattered layout, and almost no dorfs ever working, I dont think much ever got accomplished. I mamaged to secure a door locked water source for bed dorfs, and start an office/bed/tomb for my named dorf, but it mever got finished. if it ever gets finished hauling furniture into it can someone please assign the 3 rooms to me?
I also feel I may have been more effective at an earlier stage fort, haha.
Post by: Shoruke on September 12, 2016, 12:49:14 am
dunk fortress
(https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2015/11-8/Xk6j7Amb5h-4.png)
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 12, 2016, 01:55:32 am
Post by: Bogwedgle on September 12, 2016, 07:34:58 am
Post by: Bogwedgle on September 12, 2016, 07:36:37 am
Post by: Shoruke on September 12, 2016, 11:29:42 am
Poll: Should the next fortress / turn be Dunk Fortress: spoiler-free Undertale Memes edition?
- yes
- no
- it should be Space Jam memes
- I don't even know what that
- I am Shoruke
Post by: Scruffy on September 12, 2016, 11:47:01 am
Poll: Should the next fortress / turn be Dunk Fortress: spoiler-free Undertale Memes edition?- yes
- no
- it should be Space Jam memes
- I don't even know what that
X - I am Shoruke
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 12, 2016, 11:58:39 am
X - I am Shoruke
[Muffled Dogsong in the distance]
Post by: Bogwedgle on September 12, 2016, 04:54:43 pm
x- It's a beautiful day outside.
x- Birds are singing,
x- Flowers are blooming...
x- on days like these,
x- kids like you...
x- Should be burning in hell.
- I am Shoruke
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 12, 2016, 07:33:40 pm
Post by: Shoruke on September 12, 2016, 11:01:35 pm
Post by: Meddadog on September 13, 2016, 09:33:31 am
Post by: Bogwedgle on September 13, 2016, 10:42:14 am
Dunno when the next time I'll take a turn is, but Ceiling Cat willing, I'll do a pixel art dig designation of Sans when I do.
(http://image.prntscr.com/image/c750b878696d4dfca06587df9e584c2f.png)
G E T D U N K E D O N
Post by: Random_Dragon on September 13, 2016, 11:58:56 am
get dunked on
It was inevitable.
Post by: Shoruke on September 14, 2016, 12:35:44 am
get dunked on
It was inevitable.
All that picture needs is to be captioned.
in the appropriate font, of course
Post by: Scruffy on October 04, 2016, 09:54:31 am
Suppose that it's time to take another turn sometime soon? It's been what, only 2 turns but nearly 5 months since my last boozening?
Edit: Who am I kidding. Nobody cares wether or not I take a turn and I certainly don't care what the future overseers will think about the mess I leave behind
(http://i.imgur.com/bKSKyr5.jpg)
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 04, 2016, 11:06:18 am
Post by: Bogwedgle on October 04, 2016, 11:32:59 am
Post by: Scruffy on October 05, 2016, 12:30:34 pm
Quote
All of them were simply beards who bellowed in crude tones and swilled beerI'm a bit drunk so might take a turn later since I have nothing important to do tomorrow
Post by: Meddadog on October 06, 2016, 07:03:35 pm
Post by: Meddadog on October 06, 2016, 07:04:40 pm
Post by: Shoruke on October 07, 2016, 11:44:33 am
filw
LNP
What.
Either I'm not up to date on some acronyms, or you type like you're ready to take a turn :P
Post by: Meddadog on October 08, 2016, 10:49:22 pm
filw
LNP
What.
Either I'm not up to date on some acronyms, or you type like you're ready to take a turn :P
Well filw was meant to be file. LNP is lazy newb pack, easiest way to play with tilesets, therapist, etc.
I prolly would have had a more productive turn if i didnt have a bastardized tileset that i still dont quite know how i got to work.
Post by: Yoink on October 13, 2016, 12:54:07 am
I'm making my way through half a bottle of Southern Comfort. Normally I wouldn't be... comfortable that that much was enough to get me sufficiently drunk, but well, I haven't been drinking as much as I should lately, so I'm already feeling a tad tipsy. Also I kinda haven't eaten today. Apart from some Shapes. And a thickshake.
I can do this. Maybe. I'll download the save and see how I go!
/me takes another swig, straight from the bottle like some sort of badas... oh wait! HE IS A BADASS! Dayummmmn!
Edit: Anyone got any idea what version the last save is?
Guess I'll just bung it into the most recent version I have installed and see if it works. *shrug*
Edit2: Shit. It's not working. Maybe it's the wrong version. maybe I've done something terribly wrong. ...Wait, maybe the fort died last turn and that's why there are no current gaes to continue? I should probaby check that. Yeah, I totallly stopped correcting typos already... mainly 'cause I'm feeling super lazy.
Edit3: Hahah so it turns out it works now that I installed the new version.
Doesn't it just fill you with confidence, that I haven't played in so long that my latest version broke save compatibility? Teehee, this'll go just fine.
Guess I'll be startin' a new post right about now, yessir.
Post by: Yoink on October 13, 2016, 01:19:47 am
Not sure if I'm quite drunk yet. Oh, well, I did correct a FUCKING SHITLOAD of typos in my last post... I forgot to mention that. I'm still correcting typos, actually. I should probably stop doing that now, I guess? Anyway, let's take
(It is 4:19 PM here, if anyone's interested in that sort of thing.)
Edit:
Why is everything such a goddamn mess?! What's the deal with all these tiny too-- rooms wth NO DOORS? Where is the proacy *privacy in this place? Bloody hell, I need to clean things up around here. Once I've had a bit more to drink. that is.
Unfortunately I don'... well, I have money that I could, hypothetically spend on sb beer, but I really shouldn't. I'm saving it to party with tomorrow, after all. So many friends to be caught up with tomorrow, so many bands to see... yeah I'll probably need to booze it up all serious-like tomorrow.
...Ah who am I kidding. I should buy a slab now. What am I , some kinda pussy?
Lemme just check my bank account real quick, the liquor store's just across the road.
4:46 PM Edit: Alright, I am back, with a beer in my hand. Or well, it's actually on the table as I type this.
Not sure why I am typing a bit better now. Oh well. I'll drink more. A swig o' SoCo, a few swigs o' VB. Hooray! :D
...Gimme a while to get properly liquored up, wouldja? I might do a bit of a recce on the fort, but I doubt it'll help.
Edit 5:00 PM: I thiiiink I might be drunk enough... I just almost, very nearly commented on a post on social media from a "politically conscious" cousin of mine, uh, AMERICAN cousin of mien, with a response to people talking abut being "doomed" which was a link to the Wikipedia page od Doom Metal. Uh. Thaat didn't make a whole lot of sense. I stopped correcting typos. , obviously. I'm thinking I'll go see if I can bum a cupcake off my housemates, then I might get started.
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 13, 2016, 01:04:17 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on October 13, 2016, 01:48:48 pm
Yesss, it begins. o3oIt's been 12 hours, I think he died.
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 13, 2016, 02:22:38 pm
Post by: Scruffy on October 13, 2016, 05:24:16 pm
Edit: Turns out it was imperial red IPA g'knight or something
Also, it seems that I'm two beers away from having drunk 100 different beers in that particular bar this year alone. And about about 40% of my drinks haven't even been registered in their system so 140ish? though most 12€+ beers are worth 2 beers in their system. Yay, I have spent between 600 to 1000 on different beers in that one bar alone this year. (only one mark per beer so no drinking the same thing twice)
..Should I feel ashamed or proud about this?
Edit: How much of this mess is caused by me and how much by other equally foolish idiots?
(http://i.imgur.com/38IlX1F.png)
Seal the damn things!
(http://i.imgur.com/hI3g3bm.png)
It has been MOSTLY sealed?
Just one question: Who the hell pulled the damn lever?!? DO NOT PULL THE LEVER!
(http://i.imgur.com/r8ueIYx.png)
You know what? I don't even care. Just DON'T PULL THE DAMN LEVERS IF I BUILT THEM
(http://i.imgur.com/f3CUjVj.png)
Thoughts of the dorfs stuck in the dunderwater sections.
(http://i.imgur.com/jh5mHQq.png)
not very promising
By trhe way, can't get Dorf Rapist working
(http://i.imgur.com/NW5aZOA.jpg)
BUilding?
(http://i.imgur.com/rF8jaap.jpg)
But that's, eh? I don't even want to know
The Green vomit spots mean that it's a dorf trail poic8
(http://i.imgur.com/BkpsoLN.jpg)
Migrants
Did some engraving and building above ground
Naryer is engraving dead buckwheat and ogres killed by elves. Naryer is also engravings dorfs getting butchered by FBs. As expected
Also keas stealing pig tail shoes
(http://i.imgur.com/6NKsYvs.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/7v4NI7m.jpg)
Not my problem. So long suckers.
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12503
Post by: Shoruke on October 13, 2016, 06:24:00 pm
SHORtI feel an ominous chill.
Post by: Scruffy on October 13, 2016, 07:43:02 pm
Sorry to ruin your ominious feel. It is short this time around. Too tired for a long turnSHORtI feel an ominous chill.
Post by: Random_Dragon on October 13, 2016, 07:47:04 pm
Post by: Yoink on October 13, 2016, 07:48:11 pm
Yep. Pretty much.Yesss, it begins. o3oIt's been 12 hours, I think he died.
Got distracted partying with my housemates and woke up on the toilet soaked with blood and urine. O.o
Whoops. I think I must have fell off something at some point, judging by the injuries. ...Good ol' Scruffy, saving the day! I'd read the turn more thoroughly, but I need to imbibe some more hair of the dog, first.
Oh and unfortunately I can't take another turn just now, since I'm going out in a while. And probably getting a fresh hangover in the process.
'Tis a pity I didn't get to make the most of that first-post-on-the-page post, but alas.
Post by: Scruffy on October 14, 2016, 05:33:43 am
I was far drunker than I sounded like. Couldn't manage a longer turn or even get anything interesting done.
Drunk too much, started too late
Post by: Meddadog on October 20, 2016, 12:00:45 pm
Post by: Shoruke on October 24, 2016, 03:42:21 pm
I had to download a new version of Dwarf Fortress to open it. Holy hannah.
- More than half of the fortress' population is either "nobles" (read as: mostly dancers and bards) or children. Despite this, we have no appraiser, broker, bookkeeper, or chief medical dwarf.
- We have a bajillionty food. We seriously might have Too Damn Much food.
- We have 49 artifacts... or rather, 49 entries on the artifacts page. 10 of them are actual artifacts, and as far as I can tell, the most useful one is an artifact Naked Mole Rat Bone bin that's being used to store leather. There's also a mechanism, a single solid gold boot, and a skirt. The non-artifact artifacts are all books or scrolls or "codexes" that detail one single event, and according to the few descriptions I read, none of them are even decently written. Some are, like, maybe not horrible...
- Oh my gosh, we have a militia. It even has a legendary member! Scruffy, the legendary miner.
- There's this one obvious "I want to drop a schist-ton of rock here" project going on, but it's still supported by a few random pillars. It needs fixing, by which I mean we need to hurry up and drop that lump of rock. Is that something I started...? I don't remember, it's been a while. And I was probably drunk :P
- I see the adamantine. It's right there, we just need to set up an airlocked mining colony and go get it. And then screw up and find that the recent clown craze terrorizing America has been coming from Dwarf Fortress this whole time.
Post by: Tuxfanturnip on October 29, 2016, 01:51:57 pm
But that's, eh? I don't even want to know
"That's eh" indeed, is that a canadian flag made of magma?
Post by: Shoruke on October 30, 2016, 05:37:34 pm
But that's, eh? I don't even want to know
"That's eh" indeed, is that a canadian flag made of magma?
It is! I made it on Canada Day ^_^
Unfortunately, my sense of patriotism is not matched by my Drunk Pixel Art skills.
Post by: Shoruke on November 05, 2016, 06:44:30 pm
As of Monday, it's Reading Week at university (meaning no classes) and Slow Week at work (meaning I don't have any shifts scheduled except on weedends :-\), so I actually have time to get drunk!
I'll be taking a turn on...... Tuesday? Wednesday? Eh, next week sometime.
Post by: TD1 on November 06, 2016, 12:19:24 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on November 06, 2016, 01:08:28 pm
Surely you ought to....you know.... read, instead? :PThe only things Dorfs read are Alcohol content labels.
Post by: TD1 on November 06, 2016, 01:10:02 pm
Post by: Shoruke on November 06, 2016, 06:08:21 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on November 07, 2016, 07:13:45 am
If you actually read all those codexes from the artifact page, it turns out all of them are just tables of drinks and their alcohol content.That's actually the definition of codex in dorfish.
Post by: Shoruke on November 07, 2016, 07:22:00 pm
FFXIV (my current "main squeeze" video game) is undergoing maintenance way earlier than usual, so I'll try to be drunk by then so I can segue straight into Drunk Fortress from there. My turn should start in... 5 hours or less.
Post by: Shoruke on November 08, 2016, 12:32:50 am
in ffxiv or toluct
but basically
i played a drinking game
"take 1 gulp every time you dclear a floor"
and onwow
HAHAHA
drunk as fuck
let's play drunk fort
i got to floor 60 btw.
drinking vodka.
Post by: BitterTait on November 08, 2016, 12:43:11 am
I (or rather, DrunkTait) might have to take a turn at this tomorrow. Planning on getting schloberknockered for the US election, and since it's the last time I'm going to get any parts of drunks outside of family get together for the immediate future.
Before I do, could someone do me a favor and test this save file?
http://hoalabs.com/forumimages/dftest.zip (http://hoalabs.com/forumimages/dftest.zip)
I run linux and had to edit a couple of raws to get it to work for me. For some reason I had to change TIGER_MAN to TIGERMAN and a few others. I left it running and re-saved it. Just want to make sure my modding doesn't break it for everyone else
Post by: Shoruke on November 08, 2016, 01:02:43 am
HOW DRUNK AM I!?*hic*
I'm dizzy sitting up over here.
I drank water out of teh sink adn got pisn ad needesl
I tried to eat a ananaimo bar and alsmot dtripped over it.
as the persron in chareg of how drunk I am
i decaler i am too daenm drunk for drunk fort
LET THE GAME BEGIN HUE HUE HEUE
sign in and first thign yous ese is
(http://oi67.tinypic.com/vq5wdj.jpg)
TOO MCUH SHIT
how'mi gon' fuggin'... sheesh
AAPREVO ALL THE PETITTIONS
AFTERALL
IT SAYS TIT IN IT
can't be bad for you rite
my frsit thought is "i need a project"
my second thought is "wait..."
(http://oi64.tinypic.com/f3719c.jpg)
read a thing
mieditate
wat
i dotn' know either of thiese things
toady
with the updates
stahp
no wait dton'
don't
*
*falsheback*
oh yeah, theree was candy
I'MMA GET IT
i hit unpaused and my mining istn' being done. wheres' the miners...
(http://oi65.tinypic.com/2gv0ec7.jpg)
good... for... her? Him? what...
erson isnt' on my 'n'obels screen, i don give a fuck
wait a tick
i zoomed to them
that's a human
why did i get a notification babout a person being promoted to "lady"
was she just a gil before or something o_O
*girl
omigawd, I can't make the bards miners. LAYM
is this our stroeerroom
(http://oi64.tinypic.com/32zowsw.jpg)
its'... kidan pretty! o_O
(http://oi64.tinypic.com/2ekm9w8.jpg)
give it canvas, you'll be fi-
...dead?
(http://oi66.tinypic.com/2cyjuqh.jpg)
okay what.
webs?
(http://oi68.tinypic.com/nflai0.jpg)
WHAT
(http://oi66.tinypic.com/mhr3et.jpg)
HOLY MOTHERFSHITSHITN
SHITTING FUCK
FUCNKING SHIT
WHAT
you guys
I found spiderman and hes' hudge and a douchebag
also
AAAAAAHHHHHH
I need a drink Q_Q
My god this thread is brilliant.HELLO NEW PERSON
I (or rather, DrunkTait) might have to take a turn at this tomorrow. Planning on getting schloberknockered for the US election, and since it's the last time I'm going to get any parts of drunks outside of family get together for the immediate future.
Before I do, could someone do me a favor and test this save file?
http://hoalabs.com/forumimages/dftest.zip (http://hoalabs.com/forumimages/dftest.zip)
I run linux and had to edit a couple of raws to get it to work for me. For some reason I had to change TIGER_MAN to TIGERMAN and a few others. I left it running and re-saved it. Just want to make sure my modding doesn't break it for everyone else
I wa m way too drunk too ...
(lost my train of thought0)
Hi! I'm too drunk for this.
ask someone esle, plez enjoy the mayhem
(turn still ongoing
Post by: Shoruke on November 08, 2016, 01:12:59 am
i CAN CHANge the zoom by scrolling o_O
in DF
holy...
was i able to tdo this the hole wtime o_O_o
so anyway
sopdermun
*spneds 2 minutes mfinding the *kill shit" button*
wait, that's a camel. fuck.
no, wait
what...
no wait
what
okay
what...
I'm confused!
I go to the unit list
I see this
(http://oi66.tinypic.com/16anq5c.jpg)
so i click z
("its' pronoucned zed btw)
and i get
(http://oi64.tinypic.com/330efdd.jpg)
so...
i dotn... what...
ITS' A WERECAMEL TITAN
A WERETIAN CAMEL!?
IT'S...
Code: [Select]
?????????WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYSuh... kill it? Sure... should work...
(http://oi68.tinypic.com/vsp3cy.jpg)
IT'S GOING GR8 M8 R8 8/8
Post by: Shoruke on November 08, 2016, 02:30:53 am
people are also dead of dehydrtion
BUT WE HAVE LIKE1800 ALCOHOLS
dude waht the fuck
(http://oi63.tinypic.com/2505rv7.jpg)
O see water
wonder if taths' why
also how does paint do th-
*hits preview*
WHERE'D THE GRID GO
what the fuck
(http://oi64.tinypic.com/2u4n12h.jpg)
OH GOLLY GEE YOU GUISE
I WONDERP IF HE MADE IT
(http://oi66.tinypic.com/2vws2g7.jpg)
I'M REALLY HOPEFUL
...i hit 'f'ollow on the "bursh titan" donkey or w/e
and I'm like
"i told the military to go get him, where are they"
(http://oi65.tinypic.com/2aenmn8.jpg)
KAMIN YOU LAZY SHIT
I THOUGHT WE WERE MEME-MARRIE DOR SOMETHING FROM THAT ONE JOKE A FEW MONTHS AGO
GET IT IN GEAR
welp
the titan is hanging out at the edge of the zone
and the military (KAMIN YOU LAZY FUCKDERP) Isn'tgoign over there
so
oh no wait it'safter a human or something
bye bye bard
AS I WAS SAYING
MIGHT as ewell leave it along and
BYE BYE OTHER HUMAN
and deal with something else
like candy
*oh man, that web+titan combo. burtal*
'P'etitions available
WHY!?!?!?
Look dude if your're bpetitioning for sanything but one last fuck before you die I dont' know why you're wasting your time because holy god damn this titan tdude
holy shit
holy fuck
omygod
savage AF
screw drunk fort, I'm way too drunk to get shit done. I'm rooting fo rthe titan. Go monsters!
Also, why isnt' the military getting its' ass in gear?!?
(asses?)
KMAIN
WHAT THE FUCK FBRO
fun fact: weretitan camel titan werecamels may or may not breathe warter. I dunno.
I'm starting to think the militia lieaders got my "hgo kill this motherfccuker " order and went "hahaha no"
*epifaphiany*
I think we're locked inside.
on the one hand, not dying, yay!
otoh
not killing this guy. shit.
but the thing locking us in... is a brdige...
*squint*
how do I open it without cave-in-ing the world.
*remove bridge*
AND THEN THERE WERE NO PROBLEMS RIGHT
I mean there isn't even a moat or anythign
what are we dtriying to brdige twiht this bridge
holy shit
we have a tower
KEEP THE BRIDGE
we just need........
marxdorfs
marksdrofs
marksfrdo
marksdorfs
YEAH
shoot theat matherfocker
#nofortifications LOL
(http://i66.tinypic.com/30cq9uq_th.jpg)
tinypic doesn't want me uploading this and I dont' know why
probbably pbecause it's grsso how our ffort is covered in PUKE
wait.
back up.
(http://i63.tinypic.com/30k82eu_th.jpg)
(fuck tinypic is buggering up...)
anyway what it says is
terheres' a wren woman in the fort
AND NOBODY EVEN THINKS IT'S EWERID OR ANYTHING
just "hi I haven't seen you areound what's your name cutie"
"CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER"
"cool so do you want a drink or...?"
...how welse would dorf society work.
OH! fuggin sweet, my mining got done. Fun fact, we now have candy.
Now... gotta be careful about extracting this.
very fvery carefu-
BWAHAHAHA
look whoever's going tdown there is FUCKED and we all nknwow it okay? LOL
but iI'mma sea seal thaem off.
try to gifeve them food and water. I mean booze.
("try")
*goes to "take from stockpile" stockpile menu
...where the actual fuck do we keep shit
Oh, it's in the flooded place. Good.
Begin project: HOW THE FUCK TDO I DRAIN WATER FROM TE THING
IT'S SUMMER
I also still dotn' know where the fuck we keep shit
*still fighting with tinypic, wtf*
"a vile force of derpness has arrived"
WELL DO YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT
GOOD!
they can have a picnic with teh fugging camel weretian goliath r whatever the fuck
share stories, make friends, have a whole mini-arc of the story with homoerotic subtext
And I'm still going to be over here trying to upload screen shots and not know ing what the FUCK
part of me wants to say "someone else's problem"
butyou know what
FUGGIT LET'S GO
GOBLIN SIEGE ACTIVATE
(really really glad I stop decontstrtuctging the bridge)
holy shit, they have beak dogs
OH MY FUCK THEY HAVE TROLLS
IT'S OVER
OH MY GOD
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK are they... doing...? Having a barbeque up there? They sure don't siege very fast...
Uh... as fasrr as I can tell, one of the spots of grass is a teleport er to another spot of grass above it and the goblins are using it to get in.
I decided to draft some motherfuckers to deal with the teleporting goobboo threat.
apparently our first militia commanderp is a hauler with no combat skills.
I catn' replace him.
I cant' even...
no do you know whoat? someone who can figure out how grass teleportes upwards to a bush can deal thwith this.
WHAT THE FUCK
because we're under siege... fort is airtight (?)... gobbos keep wandering in but not really as a group, a dorf wanders out where there's no staircase, tinypic doesn't work, what the FUCK.
I'lla add spoiler tags in the morning probssibley
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12549
Post by: Bogwedgle on November 08, 2016, 05:36:03 am
That's a memorable quote if ever I saw one
(http://oi64.tinypic.com/2u4n12h.jpg)
OH GOLLY GEE YOU GUISE
I WONDERP IF HE MADE IT
(http://oi66.tinypic.com/2vws2g7.jpg)
Post by: Scruffy on November 08, 2016, 06:22:14 am
The fort is a decadent bunch of bards and selfish assholes holed up in a sealed fortress that looks like an random maze of half-finished pieces of modern art twisted into architechtural forms, all of which is covered in various bodily fluids. Kind of like a subway station.
Post by: edgemarquis on November 08, 2016, 08:46:36 am
Post by: 90908 on November 08, 2016, 10:37:40 am
Post by: BitterTait on November 08, 2016, 11:04:18 am
Probably start playing at 6:30 eastern
Post by: Random_Dragon on November 08, 2016, 12:46:12 pm
I found spiderman and hes' hudge and a douchebag
It was inevitable.
So, are we all still dorfed? :V
Post by: Shoruke on November 08, 2016, 01:39:47 pm
Community: Yeah, that sounds about right.
It's why we love this thread :D
Post by: Taupe on November 08, 2016, 02:35:35 pm
(http://oi63.tinypic.com/2505rv7.jpg)
Oh, nothing out of the ordinary I see.
Post by: BitterTait on November 08, 2016, 06:27:24 pm
Most of a fifth of 30% vodka, half a fifth of 35% rum, quarter fifth of tequila,
few shots of Good whiskey, quarter handle of Bad whiskey, and about a 3rd of a box of Box whiskey. A bit of fake "Moonshine" in the metal can. Box of pino in the fridge. The mason jar has a failed coffee/burbon infusion made by a friend. Tastes vaguely like eating burning coffee grounds. most of a 5th of Jepson's Malort, which is the worse liquor I have ever had and this is after a lifetime of actively searching for bad liquor.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I just took two shots of tequila and am drinking a 60/40 mix of horribly disgusting Steelhouse "moonshine" and the disgustingly horrible mountan dew "dewshine" While horrible individually, mixed together it's actually pretty good, so I call the drink "Two wrongs make a right".
18:48 Kicking in. Desire to sing along to folk musig 80%. Removing delete key to avoid temptation.
Assets: 81 citiziens, many blinking. Including one DarnKid. Many elf citizenns.
Liabilities: Pants. Goblin Lashiers. Apparently no dedicated bookkeeper? Dwarfed DrunkTait as bookkeeper. Now go forth and keep books
18:55: Tower is useful but lacks fortifications. Need to build fortifications to let archrs rain death upon gooobos. Tequila shot
19:09 Have never seen brown and grey 7's. What does this EVBEN MEAN?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bogwedgle on November 08, 2016, 07:11:08 pm
Ok,I really hope this is what you Have not what you've drunk, because unless your liver was made by the gods themselves you're so very dead right now.
Most of a fifth of 30% vodka, half a fifth of 35% rum, quarter fifth of tequila,
few shots of Good whiskey, quarter handle of Bad whiskey, and about a 3rd of a box of Box whiskey. A bit of fake "Moonshine" in the metal can. Box of pino in the fridge. The mason jar has a failed coffee/burbon infusion made by a friend. Tastes vaguely like eating burning coffee grounds. most of a 5th of Jepson's Malort, which is the worse liquor I have ever had and this is after a lifetime of actively searching for bad liquor.
Post by: BitterTait on November 08, 2016, 07:25:43 pm
\
Except tequioal. Tequila gone.
Figured out where somoke came from some random burning codex, attempting to put out same. Tying to do so without huydraolics.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
19:28 Seig apparenly broken. Need to find out how to open gate
wo ist meine Werkstatt! only thing easey to find right now is the cioffins.
New drink: 70/30 Beet juice and vodka. I call it a Russian peasant.
1956 So apparently we're down to 28 citizens, including Darnkids, and 2300 units of booze, ratio unacceptable. More booze.!
20:16: Too many darnkids, must defend sdarn kids. Building chamber for darnkdi isolation. Probably won't ave beagling rooms, as they probably wont' survivle t o be supersoldirs just hope they die last
20:31 If my math is correct, we are 5 closed doors away from being flooded. With bloo DOOM. may haeve to build walls. Will have tho make mason.s Near as I can tell 43% of the population is some sor tof nondwarf performer
20:44 Blind cave troll! Can't screenshot because it is blinking. Tried five times, always bliniked blunk glbalnked not present in screenshot. Will try and ghet guests to take out seame
20:56: Red and yellow, and pink and gree n, I can sing a rainbow, of organs, that we have siplled out for you!
Cabe ogre dead. Setting put traps so future cabe ogres an be trappe3d for explotation .
Autiuim has come. Save the game and take a shot. Out of tequila, doing Rum.
Whish I had some Sno shoe grog. 50/50 admeral nelson and sno shoe grogg == the dreaded rear admeral, my 5th vaforate invitednd drink
2120
Caravann!! there are dto depots. Dont know which needpo . Need an adult. NEED AN ADULT!!!@!
Thy are lal leaving. They are fouding us wanting.
Must take shame shot. Punishment whiskye.
21:45
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Darnit khikiled child go into my champber of isolation, you will be fed, you will be safe, and no goblis will beagle you
Getting tired. Pulling out fcoffee inufsion.
21:53
Sweet chamblis/prebus! More grist for the mill!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
By Jingo, dwarves! Engrave them slabbbs! I need the gostst to stop maiking mistchif, and I need an excuse to drink to the dead!
Water is frozen. Too belgum ethanfaced to pump up magma. Will try mining water down!
Gravity is a harsm mistriess, to day shie is my mistress!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The end result? Golden millston. 3 on a scaile of one to earring with uslessness
23:34 Ghosts are lno longer a concern pants are no longer a liability. out of good whiskey. Bah.
Scroll is lno longer on fire! Victory shot of Vodka. Takein in nuclear testing musam shot glass, for !!science!!
0:07 Mother Ratting piece of dooty.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
why coytotes? cocytes ate my kitty! must kill cocytes
Totsting marmaduke. He was too good for this sinfulworld
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
yote keeps swimming. hpoe he knows fee.r.
0:27 aaparently hoe doesn't know traps is and now it the fort, messing with people. AN d farting death.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
To the remaining 12: we happy few will live in debt to them that killed the invading coyote.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
0:48 Soooo everyone is either a chijld, a bard, or resing off injuriyes. Please, please bring more immagrants
1:20 Prince consort traieded with the elfs. I seased what theyt had that I had use for, and oter goods besieds. Just to tsho those hippie elves that children and Fops cna take from them and the y cannt stop it.
1:40 AAnd we're losing inured wdorfs to dehidration. The filthy children would rather paly make beilve than they owould feed gtheir elders.
1:47 More Migrants! Grist may selve this mill!
And it's summer. Have orders for new slabs, think I've got all of the water ingresses ready. Ddn't re-dorf the migrants but didn't fpull a full Wxrex, so I'll take what vicorisie I can today
jhttp://hoalabs.com/forumimages/DF/liurossdf.zip (http://jhttp://hoalabs.com/forumimages/DF/liurossdf.zip)
Will have SoberTait uplaod it to the dfdbibvint thingig tomorrow when I can figure it out.
Post by: Scruffy on November 08, 2016, 07:29:26 pm
19:09 Have never seen brown and grey 7's. What does this EVBEN MEAN?Oh, that's just a pool of standard dwarven muck. A combination of mud, silty clay loam, dozens of kinds of blood, vomit, pus, about every kind of booze that has ever been spilled in that dining hall and minor traces of water (eww)
A primordial ooze from which all things dwarven stem
Edit: Hurrah! For as long as our entire booze supply is under 7/7 urists of water we are never going to run out of booze
Post by: Shoruke on November 08, 2016, 08:35:09 pm
as long as our entire booze supply is under 7/7 urists of water we are never going to run out of booze...Well, you're not wrong, per se...
Post by: BitterTait on November 09, 2016, 02:21:22 pm
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12553
Now I'm going to crawl away from the light for a while.
Post by: Bogwedgle on November 09, 2016, 02:31:30 pm
Post by: Meddadog on November 09, 2016, 08:29:55 pm
also, a humble request that if/when (who am I kidding, WHEN) it all goes down and dies, can we swap backwards to a version compatible with LNP?
Post by: Scruffy on November 09, 2016, 09:52:59 pm
I really want to take another turn, and actually be productive, but can someone help me (or build me) a modded tileset for the most recent build, as LNP isnt up to date?
also, a humble request that if/when (who am I kidding, WHEN) it all goes down and dies, can we swap backwards to a version compatible with LNP?
I don't know much about tilesets but seems like atleast phoebus has something for 43.05 in github and I don't really see any reason why older versions shouldn't work too unless you want something really fancy. There should also be working dorf the rapist memory_layouts and dfhack for 43.05 for atleast 32bit and presumably for 64bit too though I haven't tested them.
Not sure about the linux versions
Edit: Seems like Ironhand has been up to date for months too
Which do you prefer or do you want some other tileset and creature graphics?
Edit: Bah. Annoying old raws from an earlier version keep haunting the save (Toad_giant and tigermen, I'm looking at you and your friends)
Anyway, I slapped something together that should work. Pretty much just readded the raws to the save and added Phoebus and Dwarf Therapist. Was tempted to add dfhack but decided to leave it out so it won't confuse or scare away potential drunkards and trigger their anti-virus programs.
The minor downside is that it's for 32bit dorffort due to Dwarf Therapist (using a 32bit memory_layout that Quietust posted) Those using Linux should be able to find 64bit memory_layouts easily though
I'm really tired and somewhat drunk so there might be some random leftover files from my frankensteinian butche.. erm ..surgery but it should work well enough
In the end this seems like a waste of effort so perhaps I shouldn't upload them as a bundle after all. DFFD is full of releases with tilesets and PyLNP so it would be pointless to add yet another different pack in the mix. The only thing missing is dwarf therapist (and the raws from the save) Just download something like Lazy WinDoze pack (since it has an option to run the 32bit version of the game) or something. Updating the save for a new tileset might have to be done manually since our world is from an older version and the raws can't just be overwritten (some changes in the creature raws I think)
Yet another edit:
I could just slap a few extra graphics in the save so it would support (I presume? No idea actually) a handful of graphic packs without the need to add files to the save's raws manually. Then PyLNP (the thing LNP uses) should be able to change graphic packs without having to update the save manually. It would make the save a bit bulkier though. Ironhand 16x, Phoebus 16x, Mayday 16x, Taffer and ofcourse the standard Curses should be enough, right? It (presumably) shouldn't affect those that don't want to use them but would allow those using LNP-like things to use them. Perhaps
Post by: Scruffy on November 10, 2016, 01:56:00 am
Here:
Lazy
Lazy and drunken in both name and mentality it contains just bare essentials. Perhaps more later. Use the save below for the next turn or the graphic sets won't work properly
BitterTait's save but compatible with a few graphic sets (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12554)
(Since the world was generated in an older version and PyLNP doesn't like tinkering with the raw folders of saves from earlier DF versions and we don't want any more Tiger_man or Toad_giant errors from loading save after someone tried using Phoebus or something)
Edit: Aaand as expected there is already something moderately strange going on with the dwarf tiles. Phoebus is using Mayday's dwarf tiles for some reason. Curses is still as it should be so it shouldn't be a problem. I'll look into it in the morning
Edit: Well, it seems like I made a mistake copying stuff somewhere. Was pretty easily fixed. I blame it on my tiredness. Will upload a fixed version
Or not. Seems like it's just the raws not wanting to play with PyLNP. Standard dwarf faces work as expected but dwarf tiles refuse to change when changing graphic set and need to be manually cleared if you want to, for an example, go from Ironhand to Phoebus. A minor problem
Post by: Shoruke on November 10, 2016, 11:26:47 am
"What, y'all didn't prepare for non-tileset Dorf Fortress by playing ADOM or something?"
Post by: Saegge on November 10, 2016, 03:05:46 pm
*DrunkF is still a thing*
some threads will never die I guess. (Are we still doin necrothread?) You dorfs are amazing. Last time I played, this thread just started iirc.
Aaaanyway - I'm back into dorfing, I want to be dorfed and I've reasons to get wasted. You give me a running version of whatever version you're playing (i.e. does that LDP work already?), I'll give myself some shots of whatever we have for drinking and than I could take a shot at sailing this fort home on booze. And Magma.
Whatever it is what I just said.
*returns to bay12*
*forgets how to brain humanly*
Post by: TD1 on November 11, 2016, 03:21:55 pm
Post by: Saegge on November 11, 2016, 03:42:06 pm
Btw: Planned to get into turn-able status today, but the folks I wanted to drink with aren't even in town. I need new friends for this...
Post by: TD1 on November 11, 2016, 07:13:33 pm
....
Also, I'm gonna take it as a sign of my dedication as an overseer in that fort that my nose exploded with blood when I was typing this.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
Post by: Yoink on November 11, 2016, 07:36:44 pm
...Man, I feel like participating in this fort once again. I'm pretty out of practice with DF, though, not that it makes much difference. Might take a turn next time I get paid, which is sadly still a while off- over a week away, even. Darn.
Post by: Random_Dragon on November 12, 2016, 03:24:41 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on November 13, 2016, 01:46:10 pm
Post by: Meddadog on November 13, 2016, 01:47:18 pm
You know what? I won't be getting any sleep anyway so might aswell do something unneccessary.
Here:
LazyDrunkard's!!DRUNK FORTRESS!! Pack (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12555)
Lazy and drunken in both name and mentality it contains just bare essentials. Perhaps more later. Use the save below for the next turn or the graphic sets won't work properly
BitterTait's save but compatible with a few graphic sets (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12554)
(Since the world was generated in an older version and PyLNP doesn't like tinkering with the raw folders of saves from earlier DF versions and we don't want any more Tiger_man or Toad_giant errors from loading save after someone tried using Phoebus or something)
Edit: Aaand as expected there is already something moderately strange going on with the dwarf tiles. Phoebus is using Mayday's dwarf tiles for some reason. Curses is still as it should be so it shouldn't be a problem. I'll look into it in the morning
Edit: Well, it seems like I made a mistake copying stuff somewhere. Was pretty easily fixed. I blame it on my tiredness. Will upload a fixed version
Or not. Seems like it's just the raws not wanting to play with PyLNP. Standard dwarf faces work as expected but dwarf tiles refuse to change when changing graphic set and need to be manually cleared if you want to, for an example, go from Ironhand to Phoebus. A minor problem
From what i got i think that all meant you put together a pack useable with the current drunk fortress.
And i just cant figure out tileset modding is all, so ive used LNP. Ill take a run at this maybe tomorrow or tuesday.
Thanks scruff!
Post by: Meddadog on November 13, 2016, 02:29:55 pm
-sorry for the stupidity
Post by: Shoruke on November 14, 2016, 01:02:27 am
;) :D
Post by: Meddadog on November 16, 2016, 06:12:18 pm
Yuuup, always gotta load the game while sober because save files are bizzitches when drunk
;) :D
So if i load that save file into 43.04 it will have tilesets? Or, did you make it so i can load it into LNP 43.03?
Post by: Meddadog on November 16, 2016, 06:12:36 pm
Post by: ringringlingling on November 16, 2016, 06:46:47 pm
Where is the que? I'd like to sign up.
Post by: Meddadog on November 16, 2016, 06:55:35 pm
This sounds like fun.
Where is the que? I'd like to sign up.
No queue, just jump right in as long as ur drunk AF.
Post by: ringringlingling on November 16, 2016, 07:00:01 pm
Or do I just start my own fort?
Post by: Meddadog on November 16, 2016, 07:38:02 pm
where are the saves then?
Or do I just start my own fort?
generally speaking, you just have to dig a few pages back into the thread.
For convenience's sake:
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12553
Post by: ringringlingling on November 16, 2016, 08:26:47 pm
Post by: Meddadog on November 16, 2016, 10:26:04 pm
Thanks, but I can't play 43.05 until Py updates the Starter Pack.
I'm pretty sure it's 43.04 atm.
I'm hoping if/when the current fort dies maybe we can start the new fort on 43.03 so LNP is in play
Post by: Shoruke on November 17, 2016, 05:07:17 pm
Post by: Meddadog on November 18, 2016, 10:17:44 am
I haven't touched a drop of alcohol since that last turn I played and I'm still too drunk to deal with this version/LNP/texture pack crap.
Lol. Im trying to see if i can figure it out at all.
Post by: Random_Dragon on November 18, 2016, 11:48:56 am
Post by: Meddadog on November 18, 2016, 09:55:43 pm
Pbbbt. I still tend to regard DF tilesets as fuzzy, ugly heresy. Which is funny because Dwarf Fortress is about the only roguelike I play where I outright prefer ASCII (or in this case, a pseudo-ASCII tileset).
I learned on lnp and cant make head nor tail of the ascii here.
Post by: TheFlame52 on November 19, 2016, 03:42:49 pm
It's like reading a book. You look at the esoteric symbols and picture what you're really looking at in your head.Pbbbt. I still tend to regard DF tilesets as fuzzy, ugly heresy. Which is funny because Dwarf Fortress is about the only roguelike I play where I outright prefer ASCII (or in this case, a pseudo-ASCII tileset).
I learned on lnp and cant make head nor tail of the ascii here.
Post by: Random_Dragon on November 20, 2016, 12:51:40 pm
Post by: Kamin on November 25, 2016, 05:10:13 pm
Haiiiiiiiiiiii! I successfully mated and raised one of the brood to alivehood, all without being cannibalized (yet).
Fill me in, friends; let me know what to update. Also, know that I love you all. Also, happy Thanksgiving. Also, uh... I'unno. I missed you drunk bastards. :'(
Post by: Shoruke on November 26, 2016, 10:50:28 am
Haiiiiiiiiiiii! I successfully mated and raised one of the brood to alivehood, all without being cannibalized (yet).
WOOOOOOOOO! Grats!
As for what to update.... Pffft, I dunno either, I'm usually drunk when I think about Drunk Fortress. :P
I think there was someone who requested a dorfing a couple pages back?
The most recent save is (should be?) this one (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12553).
The state of the fort is:
The farms, food storage, and half the bedrooms are underwater.
Shoruke can be sieged by teleporting through solid ground, but other overseers can't. (as far as I can tell, but it's a bit fuzzy due to drinking)
We have access to candy, but haven't started really going for it because it's, like, way over there. And the circus is probably nearby.
We don't seem to be 100% dead yet, but as for why or how that's true, I have no clue.
Post by: Meddadog on November 28, 2016, 06:37:16 pm
Post by: Shoruke on December 01, 2016, 11:48:57 pm
Kamin and Shoruke, OTP
Just to check... Kamin, your new kid doesn't happen to look like a half-Prinny half-mantis hybrid, does (he? she?) it?
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 02, 2016, 11:34:11 am
Post by: Scruffy on December 16, 2016, 03:50:50 pm
Well, anyway:
Sorry, I kind of forgot all about fixing that drunkfort LNP. On my defence, I was drunk when I created it. Never got around to fixing a few annoying things that happen when changing tilesets (or atleast when using the current save), mainly the dorf tiles getting stuck with one tileset's version of dorfs. Mostly caused by the current save.
Does anyone mind if we create a new world and save for the next turn? That would simplify things. Alot. I could create a new LNP for the current (old) save but I'd rather make one that is up to date with the current version. Tinkering around with the save every time someone changes the tileset is annoying and I don't want a LNP that uses an old version of dorf fort.
Edit: And ofcourse, congratulations Kamin! Taking care of your offspring must take most of your time. I'm happy for you, you parently mantis.
Post by: Shoruke on December 16, 2016, 06:31:46 pm
Oh. 2 weeks since the last post.
Well, anyway:
Sorry, I kind of forgot all about fixing that drunkfort LNP. On my defence, I was drunk when I created it. Never got around to fixing a few annoying things that happen when changing tilesets (or atleast when using the current save), mainly the dorf tiles getting stuck with one tileset's version of dorfs. Mostly caused by the current save.
Does anyone mind if we create a new world and save for the next turn? That would simplify things. Alot. I could create a new LNP for the current (old) save but I'd rather make one that is up to date with the current version. Tinkering around with the save every time someone changes the tileset is annoying and I don't want a LNP that uses an old version of dorf fort.
Edit: And ofcourse, congratulations Kamin! Taking care of your offspring must take most of your time. I'm happy for you, you parently mantis.
I'm sorry, my grammar-nazi-ism has been particularly bad these last few days, so you lost me at "alot (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)".
But yes, go ahead and make a new world if it'll help everyone get their tilesets and whatever figured out. :P
Post by: TD1 on December 16, 2016, 07:40:04 pm
Post by: Shoruke on December 16, 2016, 10:25:38 pm
"I hate you alot."That poor alot.
Post by: Scruffy on December 17, 2016, 01:22:13 pm
I'm sorry, my grammar-nazi-ism has ben particularly bad these last few days, so you lost me at "alot (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)".
has ben
ben::)
Post by: Shoruke on December 17, 2016, 03:40:21 pm
Thank you, I fixed it.
(Finagle's fucking law (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FinaglesLaw))
Post by: Kamin on December 18, 2016, 10:23:44 am
I'm sorry, my grammar-nazi-ism has ben particularly bad these last few days, so you lost me at "alot (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)".has benben::)
Day=made.
The child screams. I respond. Strings have grown where I never knew there to be any; I dance, and Puppetmaster Kamin is appeased. If only for the briefest of moments... silence.
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 18, 2016, 11:59:54 am
Post by: Shoruke on December 18, 2016, 11:40:13 pm
I'm sorry, my grammar-nazi-ism has ben particularly bad these last few days, so you lost me at "alot (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)".has benben::)
Day=made.
I'm never going to live this one down, am I...
Post by: Bogwedgle on December 19, 2016, 12:32:56 am
Give it time, it's only ben 2 days.I'm sorry, my grammar-nazi-ism has ben particularly bad these last few days, so you lost me at "alot (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)".has benben::)
Day=made.
I'm never going to live this one down, am I...
Post by: MrWillsauce on December 20, 2016, 05:49:13 pm
Post by: Imic on December 21, 2016, 09:36:07 am
I am sigging this.I'm sorry, my grammar-nazi-ism has ben particularly bad these last few days, so you lost me at "alot (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)".has benben::)
Day=made.
I'm never going to live this one down, am I...
Post by: Meddadog on December 21, 2016, 03:22:39 pm
Post by: Meddadog on December 21, 2016, 03:24:12 pm
Post by: Naryar on December 22, 2016, 05:15:38 am
I shall be disponible in January, so I'll be trying to get drunk on and play. There has been a critical lack of magma-related deaths lately, I feel.
Post by: Shoruke on December 23, 2016, 02:07:55 am
disponibleIs that a word?
*6 seconds later*
Huh. (https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/disponible) Cool, a new word!
Post by: Ifeno on December 23, 2016, 05:11:28 pm
Post by: TD1 on December 23, 2016, 06:00:22 pm
Post by: Naryar on December 24, 2016, 04:04:30 am
disponibleIs that a word?
*6 seconds later*
Huh. (https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/disponible) Cool, a new word!
Huh. Don't mind me. I just mix French and English.
I mean available.
Post by: Scruffy on December 24, 2016, 10:30:26 am
Post by: Ifeno on December 25, 2016, 01:52:54 am
Volunteer work at a children's hospital?
I think that's what I'm gonna call it from now on...
Post by: Kamin on December 25, 2016, 09:32:43 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 25, 2016, 11:21:18 am
Post by: Scruffy on December 28, 2016, 07:38:17 pm
You don't care so I won't. Blaarhg.
Edit: Or perhaps so. Managed to somehow delete the 400 year world I generated
Well, today I have drunk 2 red ales (Saimaan Juomatehdas Red Ale and Kanavan Panimo Toivo), some rum and cheap lager
Edit: A bit more than just "some" rum.
Drank quire a bit of more rum just before starting.
Even before the start of this turn I think that I might be too drunk for it. Too far in the "too tired to do anything" -phase of intoxication
The new site is in the crossing of 2 terrifying biomes and untamed wilderness so it might be far too deadly us. Sorry. It just seemed nice and there weren't any volcanoes I could find.
7 carpenters. A dozen barrels of booze. Final destination.
Welcome to the asshole of the dorven universe.
Outpost Tombstabbed, occupied by The Fountain of Yawning. Our legacy will be short lifed and drunken.
What's this shit? A custom tileset? This has to be changed. Exit.
Better
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Chop the trees. Chop the damn trees you filthy dorflings. What do the elves love? Trees? What do we have? Trees. What will we present them once they arrive? Lumber. Get to it. We will dig wood. We will dig wood and we will dig it upwards
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It is now summer
Yes?
We have harpies
Damn winged elves
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Urist do shit: interrupted by a buzzard. I'm not dead yet!
Such a lovely red color. Wooden doors painted with dog blood.
Migrants
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A cloud of creeping vapor has drifted nearby
Oh shi..
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Beak dogs? Shoo
Autumn. We have a roof.
What's that? A cat that's full of wounds and some other ..less appealing features. Must be the dust. Mangles false ribs beyond recognition? Ooh boy
..Did our floor always use to be this red?
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Named dorfs
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Caravan. No outpost liason. That doesn't sound good? We are extinct. Well, that's it then? Erm.. oops?
We are doomed. No mountainhome os won't bother not stealing from the caravan
I should drink but I feel like I have already drunk more than I shoudld
Thedorfy1, kamin and naryar are scratching beakdogs to death.
Still nothing to farm
More migrants. The last gaggle of migrants we will ever get
Scruffy is engraving th efloor full of pictures of books and gods of fishing. Also a picture of clouds. Quite fitting considering the evil clouds drifting around. No other worthwhile engravings yet
Naryar cooked masterwork potato biscuits and is covered in his own vomit
Beak dogs keep harrassing the survivors
Someone's bedroom now has engravings of Kamin admiring cheese
We have a deity of mountains. It's a female mountain goat
It also appears that the finest work of literature our extinct civilization knows of is a piece of prose called Discourse On The Gutter and Random Dragon doesn't like purring maggots.
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Winter
Masterwork cheese biscuits
Ending turn.
Sorry. Not a very eventful or drunken turn. Been drunk for too long and too tired to drink more
Post by: Scruffy on December 29, 2016, 06:46:37 pm
Edit: Darn autocorrect
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 29, 2016, 07:55:26 pm
I like it.
Post by: Ifeno on December 31, 2016, 08:52:37 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 31, 2016, 08:56:30 pm
Post by: Ifeno on December 31, 2016, 10:28:48 pm
Post by: Ifeno on December 31, 2016, 10:32:27 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 31, 2016, 10:34:50 pm
Post by: Ifeno on December 31, 2016, 10:49:59 pm
Scruffy became a potato and didn't link us to their save.
I don't have it in me to find the most recent save then, midn linking kme?
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 31, 2016, 11:00:40 pm
Post by: Ifeno on December 31, 2016, 11:03:27 pm
Both Meddadog and Shoruke linked to this one: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12553 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12553)
Awesome. I'm gonna try.
Post by: Ifeno on December 31, 2016, 11:10:46 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 31, 2016, 11:12:23 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 31, 2016, 11:14:21 pm
Post by: Ifeno on December 31, 2016, 11:20:43 pm
There was a save AFTER where I finally found the borked save the others cited. http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12554 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12554)
It works!!!
Post by: Ifeno on December 31, 2016, 11:21:10 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 31, 2016, 11:22:00 pm
Post by: Ifeno on December 31, 2016, 11:22:39 pm
Glorious. Are the graphics screaming at you like whenever I play a tiles save in ASCII mode? o3o
It sresm. But I like it. i prefer ascii.
Post by: Ifeno on December 31, 2016, 11:23:07 pm
Post by: Ifeno on December 31, 2016, 11:25:47 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 31, 2016, 11:39:40 pm
Post by: Ifeno on January 01, 2017, 12:20:05 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 01, 2017, 12:20:51 am
Post by: Ifeno on January 01, 2017, 12:31:50 am
Post by: Ifeno on January 01, 2017, 12:39:11 am
Post by: Ifeno on January 01, 2017, 12:42:55 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Ifeno on January 01, 2017, 12:53:34 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 01, 2017, 01:01:04 am
Post by: Shoruke on January 01, 2017, 09:51:33 am
Pbbbbt. I have no idea dafuq is going on.DRUNK FORTRESS-!
...Success?
Maybe?
Prossibly not after like 11 hours?
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 01, 2017, 12:33:56 pm
Post by: Ifeno on January 01, 2017, 07:46:47 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 01, 2017, 07:50:07 pm
Post by: Ifeno on January 01, 2017, 07:55:53 pm
Post by: Shoruke on January 01, 2017, 07:57:17 pm
I actually wasn't hungover but I have very little memory of last night. I'm currently trying to backtrace my steps by comparing the original save to my current save and seeing what's different.:P
Good luck!
Post by: Ifeno on January 01, 2017, 08:00:41 pm
Post by: Ifeno on January 01, 2017, 11:12:57 pm
From what I can tell, drunk me undertook a number of nonsensical projects, none of which were completed. It's hard to say what drunk me considered "complete" though.
First off the important things: I seem to have caused the deaths of 20-30 dwarves. We're also currently under siege. Drunk me saved as soon as the siege arrived so whomever comes next has their work cut out for them to make sure the remaining 15 or so dwarves don't get murdered by gobbos.
The first thing I noticed is that drunk me decided to widen the staircase. I seem to have been semi-intelligent about it and prevented(?) creating additional entrances to the caverns. I also seem to have sealed off the only entrance to the caverns that we had. I vaguely remember fighting cavern monsters so I guess I must have thought it was the right thing to do in the name of safety. I also created a roof entrance to the fortress that I entirely walled in.
Sealed Cavern Entrance:
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Roof Entrance:
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The next thing I noticed is that I appear to have been working on another floor for the weird "wooden tower" we have going on at the entrance. At first I thought nothing of it, but then I went up a floor to see what else I had built an...
2nd Floor:
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I've decided to call it "The Smiling Room".
The next "project" I found seems to be a series of workshops surrounded by walls? I really don't know what the plan here was...
Workshop "Room":
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The next thing I found is that I built a barracks and had assigned the digging of a new room, which, by proximity, I assume was intended to be a 2nd graveyard for all the dwarves I had lost.
Barracks:
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Finally I found this "lever room". Idk what it was with drunk me last night, but he was really into walling shit in. I think the lever is hooked up to that floodgate in front of the door near the bedrooms. I think I wanted to wash away all the blood? Idk, but we can how temporarily flood the bedrooms. If we ever wanted to do that...
Lever:
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So that's it! That's all I found. I'm sure there's other, pointless nonsense I did, but these seem to be the big ones.
Very important information for the next Overseer:
Although we have a barracks, WE DO NOT HAVE A MILITARY! We can't fight the goblins, you have to seal us off until help arrives or they leave.
Save:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shoruke on January 04, 2017, 11:27:51 am
Nice.
Post by: Naryar on January 04, 2017, 11:52:22 am
I have a beer shop rather close to where I live now, and there are tons of IPA's and things.
Today on the menu is local Marseille beer, plus a French triple from where I don't know.
Edit: Disregard that, I am too sober to play. Well, another day.
Post by: Naryar on January 12, 2017, 11:21:33 am
Post by: Naryar on January 12, 2017, 06:01:49 pm
00:00 I'm pretty drunk. Save is downloaded. I have had some beer alreayd guyss ; Time to start playing
00:06 I have eaten, suddenly feeling less drunk. THIS MUST NOT HAPPEN. TIme to get more drunk...
Opening save
00:09 Alright... there is 10 invader gobs or some shit... I don't know exaclty how much lol
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/79188invaders.png)
must wall fort, guess we're not strong enough to take them all
KHORNE DISAPPROVES BUT WHATEVERE
00:17 Yeah... none of rorur soldeirs have even skills... im walling guys im wallingngng
TRUMP
00:21 Building a door out of random, closely located materials. activattigng burrows "GET INSIDE FUCKWIS"
this is ea great name
00:25 FPS is lag. the gobs are not threatening me yet. the dwarves aren't building this sfithgin. maybe i should make severalr elayers of locking walls
00:27 OH NEVERMIND LOL THIS IS A BIG ONE
Nearly one page of trolls,s same twith the beak dogs, and four pages of bogbglins. We're os fucked gudise
the civilians are spamming item inaccessible and dropoff inaccesible warnings. well yo'ure under siege, no shit
00:36 Tge walls are being done, bravely ! WE HDIE BAVIELRY ! It seems the gobs won't get us todau
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/23405walls.png)
00:39 DF just crached... lets see what's the last save
Back to start ! D:
0:44 saving some closed dwarf in the depths. making walls. Again.
0:50 due to some derping, the goblins are charging the trap lines. let's see if the trap lines can stop them.
if not... we're fucked.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/82758invaders2.png)
0:55 Tge game crashed again D:<
As the goblins and trolsls dewere throwing themselves against he traps lines.
Well, back to the origianald save. BAh, I'm getting enough. The fort's pretty fucked as it is, if it didn't crash we'll probably have a broken strength fsoon enough.
Maybe I should continue this saver later.
nevermind the turn, it's pissing me off
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 13, 2017, 12:22:18 pm
Post by: Ruhn on January 13, 2017, 12:29:24 pm
Post by: Shoruke on January 16, 2017, 12:29:02 pm
:'(
Post by: Shoruke on January 18, 2017, 11:46:06 am
I'd estimate a 40% chance of Drunk Fortress on Saturday. Not super great, but it's something.
Naryar's turn has no save file, right? I need to look farther back for the save?
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 18, 2017, 12:36:30 pm
Half tempted to suggest just do a new world at this point. Don't tempt me or I'll suggest Kobold Kamp (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=156989.0). >.o
Post by: Shoruke on January 19, 2017, 12:26:25 am
Wait.
Quote
Losing is fun..... KAMIIIIN
PUT IT TO VOTE
mods or not mods
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 19, 2017, 12:37:00 am
Post by: Yoink on January 19, 2017, 12:44:19 am
Edit: Should I start an entirely new game or what? I think I might still be sober enough to pull that off, who knows.
Post by: Shoruke on January 19, 2017, 01:34:49 am
Should I start an entirely new game or what? I think I might still be sober enough to pull that off, who knows.Frankly, that's what I'd do.
Between the Lazy Newb crap and the save file not working, just... do whatever gets the game started.
Post by: Yoink on January 19, 2017, 07:18:23 am
I didn't get quite as drunk as I expected, anyhow.
Post by: BitterTait on January 19, 2017, 11:09:37 pm
Think I'm going to have to trim her nails in her sleep.
Post by: Kamin on January 20, 2017, 01:27:30 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 20, 2017, 02:02:14 pm
Post by: Shoruke on January 22, 2017, 12:27:37 pm
:-\
(at least I don't have to go to work or do Combinatorics homework hung over)
Post by: Naryar on January 25, 2017, 04:34:58 pm
Kill all the tiny vermin.
Post by: Shoruke on January 25, 2017, 04:47:13 pm
Playing Kobold Fort would be like playing Elf Fortress.
Kill all the tiny vermin.
Considering how badly our construction projects tend to go, playing Elf Fortress drunk could still be pretty cathartic.
Post by: Random_Dragon on January 25, 2017, 08:09:34 pm
Playing Kobold Fort would be like playing Elf Fortress.
Kill all the tiny vermin.
Doooo iiiit. You know you want to. 3: (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=156989.0)
Post by: Enemy post on January 25, 2017, 08:21:21 pm
Post by: BitterTait on February 01, 2017, 09:01:22 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 01, 2017, 11:10:50 am
Post by: BitterTait on February 02, 2017, 10:03:47 am
Post by: Kamin on February 03, 2017, 05:43:49 am
Ah - so they sound like Ole Dirty Bastard then.Probably more like Lil' Yachty. Dude sounds like he raps with a mouthful of marbles.
Post by: exdeath on February 04, 2017, 07:45:52 pm
I have added a new poll--let us embark upon a new world! And possibly with mods! And definitely with alcohol.
Why not do like this.
Someone get drunk, and then start to decide every single parameter at the advanced world parameters menu and then he gen the world.
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 05, 2017, 12:14:34 pm
Why not do like this.
Someone get drunk, and then start to decide every single parameter at the advanced world parameters menu and then he gen the world.
Drunken worldgen? This can only end well.
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 08, 2017, 05:35:15 am
Drunken worldgen? This can only end.
Fixed.
Post by: Shoruke on February 12, 2017, 12:20:37 pm
...The only day I have off is the 25th, due to work reasons.
If anyone wants my turn to include Kobold Kamp, better get a save going before the 25th, 'cuz heck if I know how to mod Drunk Fortress.
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 12, 2017, 02:18:35 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 18, 2017, 02:51:07 am
EDIT: Swiggity swooty, turn is in!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Save is here: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12727 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12727)
Post by: Shoruke on February 18, 2017, 10:31:42 pm
Post by: exdeath on February 18, 2017, 11:13:14 pm
I got busy and stuff and forgot, but now. Tonight...we do things! Modding it up, chugging a touch of my months-old Southern Comfort, and readying the worldgen.
EDIT: Swiggity swooty, turn is in!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Save is here: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12727 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12727)
Why not advance worldgen, by selecting each parameter, while you are drunk?
Post by: Bogwedgle on February 19, 2017, 04:32:09 am
In my experience adv worldgen works about 1/5 times in Normal df when you're being sensible, adv+drunk+mods is not a winningly stable combination.
Why not advance worldgen, by selecting each parameter, while you are drunk?
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 19, 2017, 12:55:32 pm
Post by: Imic on February 20, 2017, 02:03:22 pm
Sorry, Godwin's law.
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 20, 2017, 04:16:38 pm
Post by: Shoruke on March 18, 2017, 02:33:21 am
Guess when my next turn of Drunk Fortress is... ;D
Post by: Random_Dragon on March 18, 2017, 11:28:09 am
Post by: Yoink on April 05, 2017, 10:30:14 pm
Don't look at me, I just moved house and am pretty strapped for cash.
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 06, 2017, 09:57:34 am
Post by: TD1 on April 06, 2017, 09:59:07 am
Post by: Shoruke on April 06, 2017, 10:25:32 pm
Yiss, please. Before I start thinking I've killed Drunk Fortress with my awful modding. ;w;Psssh, mods couldn't kill Drunk Fortress if they tried. Someone would just get drunk and be like "FUCK your shit-ass modded world I'mma just start a new one"
...Which I'm considering doing, just with less swearing.
I haven't decided.
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 07, 2017, 01:46:02 pm
Psssh, mods couldn't kill Drunk Fortress if they tried. Someone would just get drunk and be like "FUCK your shit-ass modded world I'mma just start a new one"
...Which I'm considering doing, just with less swearing.
I haven't decided.
No one's even tried a turn in said shit-ass modded world. ;w;
Post by: Shoruke on April 07, 2017, 08:16:16 pm
Psssh, mods couldn't kill Drunk Fortress if they tried. Someone would just get drunk and be like "FUCK your shit-ass modded world I'mma just start a new one"
...Which I'm considering doing, just with less swearing.
I haven't decided.
No one's even tried a turn in said shit-ass modded world. ;w;
Maybe because the link to the mod from the Kobold Camp thread says "file not found" >_>
Tell you what, if you can send me this link and I can get the mod working in like 2 hours, I'll try and fail miserably to play Kobold Kamp. Otherwise I'll just do a vanilla drunk fortress turn.
EDIT: Oh right, mods only affect new games, not in-progress ones. I loaded the kobold fort save successfully.
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 07, 2017, 08:23:52 pm
Maybe because the link to the mod from the Kobold Camp thread says "file not found" >_>
Tell you what, if you can send me this link and I can get the mod working in like 2 hours, I'll try and fail miserably to play Kobold Kamp. Otherwise I'll just do a vanilla drunk fortress turn.
What. Nonsense, I just now checked the link and it goes here: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12233 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12233)
Even if that were the case, I did a turn. You don't need the mod itself if the save is modded. >_>
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 07, 2017, 09:00:48 pm
EDIT: Oh right, mods only affect new games, not in-progress ones. I loaded the kobold fort save successfully.
Derp. Any excuse to not play my crappy mods. <3
Post by: Shoruke on April 07, 2017, 10:14:38 pm
...I also realize that I bought orange juice to go with my coconut rum... but I have no coconut rum. Nor any other kind of rum. :'(
But I DO have some flat coke zero, half a bottle of Creme de Menthe, half a giant-ass bottle o' vodka, and the dregs of some Amaretto's. I should be able to get sufficiently drunk on this.
Also, this is going to be my first experience with Kobold Kamp, so... expect disasters.
Post by: Bogwedgle on April 07, 2017, 10:19:07 pm
But why though?
But I DO have some flat coke zero
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 07, 2017, 10:22:21 pm
Also, this is going to be my first experience with Kobold Kamp, so... expect disasters.
Eeeh, you'll be fine. Just brew moar kefir.
Post by: Shoruke on April 07, 2017, 11:32:56 pm
I got through all the coke, and about 4 shots of creme de menthe. Didn't hit me dtoo hard. Then I started on the voaka and I feel a bit dizzy.
I played the Overwatch drinking game! It's where you play overwatch and drink... basically every cahcen you get.
I'm make a surprisnngly good drunk-ass Torbjörn ,
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 07, 2017, 11:56:21 pm
Post by: Shoruke on April 08, 2017, 02:27:10 am
Spoiler: the turn (click to show/hide)
Here have a save file or somethi- *snore* (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12816)
Post by: Shoruke on April 08, 2017, 03:43:39 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 08, 2017, 03:47:14 am
And yeah, you can't actually assign any mechanics, furnace operating, or metalsmithing labors. Masonry is still valid though. :V
Salvage workshop will be handy if we ever survive an invasion.
Post by: Shoruke on April 08, 2017, 01:00:22 pm
Here's the west side of the fort. There's a wall, a bridge, NO LEVER goddammit, a bunch of wood, a wood stockpile with no wood, and some crappy rooms.
The good news is that the wall is done, and even has some fortifications on the southwest side, but the bad news is that AFAICT the only way to actually make it unbreachable is to deconstruct the bridges and reconstruct them whenever you want someone to cross.
Let's see, other than that, the important thing is
(http://i63.tinypic.com/dyvvur_th.jpg)
Good luck with those birds though, next overseer.
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 09, 2017, 12:10:39 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Both kinda hinge on something lockpickers can get through, but for that you use guard animals. 3:
Post by: Shoruke on April 24, 2017, 02:04:52 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAMGC5qMJ1w
...it counts as on-topic :P
We need a bump anyway, someone take a turn.
Post by: Shoruke on April 28, 2017, 10:51:17 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on April 29, 2017, 12:59:59 am
Post by: Yoink on May 16, 2017, 05:07:57 am
Post by: Taupe on May 16, 2017, 12:01:26 pm
I played the Overwatch drinking game! It's where you play overwatch and drink... basically every cahcen you get.
I'm make a surprisnngly good drunk-ass Torbjörn ,
Oh fuck I just died like a retard...
PLAY OF THE GAME
Post by: Shoruke on June 02, 2017, 03:39:04 pm
..... And I'm probably going to start a new fort without kobolds. Nobody's been playing since we went with mods, I'm not familiar with it, not having access to metal or mechanisms removes a lot of the potential for getting things wrong, you know how it is.
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 02, 2017, 04:35:42 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on June 02, 2017, 04:43:32 pm
Post by: Shoruke on June 02, 2017, 08:40:32 pm
PROGRESS
(http://i.imgur.com/uqv2v8z.jpg)
instructions unclear
dick stuck in bottle
(jk, we got it open :P)
By the way, when I make my signature coconut rum & orange juice drink, this is how much of it is coconut rum.
(http://i.imgur.com/TiafsL4.jpg)
Post by: Shoruke on June 02, 2017, 09:03:42 pm
I mean palying batttle ikid
ONE QUATRE BOTTEL OF RUM LATER
okay let's go here we go I'm going
btw tinypic is being STUPID so I'm might be usign imgur, whihch i"m not nsued to, so.... idunno delayz or some shir
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 02, 2017, 10:44:14 pm
Post by: Shoruke on June 02, 2017, 11:46:21 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
here's the save or something (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12946)
so dizzy :o
gotta be sober in like 2 hours so I can drive home... good luck, self... RIP...
(it's 12 blocks, I'll make it :P)
That olm lived btw, the lava charred the tree 5' away though
(http://i.imgur.com/415CWVe.png)
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 02, 2017, 11:55:13 pm
Post by: Shoruke on June 03, 2017, 12:36:04 am
Now watch this save also get no love, and a certain prinny get thrown into the volcano. ;w;
Hey man, if you want a prinny thrown into a volcano, ya gotta get drunk, take a turn of Drunk Fortress, mod Dwarf Fortress to include Prinnies, name one after me, and throw it into the volcano yourself :P
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 03, 2017, 01:54:55 am
Hey man, if you want a prinny thrown into a volcano, ya gotta get drunk, take a turn of Drunk Fortress, mod Dwarf Fortress to include Prinnies, name one after me, and throw it into the volcano yourself :P
Don't tempt me.
Post by: Shoruke on June 03, 2017, 01:25:26 pm
I haven't done any DF modding in forever, do we still have an [EXPLODES_ON_BREAK] tag or whatever? Because if so, that tag is just made for prinnies.Hey man, if you want a prinny thrown into a volcano, ya gotta get drunk, take a turn of Drunk Fortress, mod Dwarf Fortress to include Prinnies, name one after me, and throw it into the volcano yourself :PDon't tempt me.
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 03, 2017, 01:45:25 pm
Post by: Naryar on June 08, 2017, 11:20:54 am
I'd be game for a turn.
Although are we playing with a mod ? Oh, we're playing kobold camp. Eeeh, leading kobolds... makes me want to smother them all in magma, really.
We could make a standard vanilla fort and juggle two turns, I guess.
Post by: Bogwedgle on June 08, 2017, 11:22:27 am
Post by: Naryar on June 08, 2017, 11:27:42 am
I have two bottles of beer. Maybe I should get another one...
Post by: TD1 on June 08, 2017, 11:54:09 am
Good, then I'll take a turn this evening.FTFYAlthough admittedly, having a anti-kobold overseer run a kobold fort would be certainly more Fun.
I have two bottles of beer. Maybe I should get another ten...
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 08, 2017, 12:11:23 pm
No more kobolds, we returned to dorfs.
;w;
Post by: Naryar on June 08, 2017, 12:31:58 pm
By bottle I mean a big one. About 1,25 pint, or 75cl.Good, then I'll take a turn this evening.FTFYAlthough admittedly, having a anti-kobold overseer run a kobold fort would be certainly more Fun.
I have two bottles of beer. Maybe I should get another ten...
I have now a bit more than an additional liter of beer. I'll be sleeping before I drink all I have in my fridge, so all good.
Post by: Naryar on June 08, 2017, 02:14:21 pm
22:02 Loading save !
Well, that's a ncie mess you've done in the caverns, SHoiruke. I'm sjut looking at the fort at this point, I've nearly finished my first bottle of beer and I am not yet drunk. Far from it. So not starting yet.
Also I'm apparently a rar file or some shit. Compressed naryar. Hmm, that would only end in bloodshed.
22:09 "COCK LOL" I approve of that.
I need to put more random phallic symbols in the fort.
Finished the first bottle of beer. Need a second to be reaylly drunk
22:14 Why is there barely any pressure or bubbles in that beer ? :O
Well, let's get soused more.
22:23 I don't get why is the fort so spread out... this can only end in
Anyways, I'm getting slowly drunk. I think I will be soon able tos rtattr;
Post by: Naryar on June 08, 2017, 11:54:14 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 09, 2017, 01:18:09 am
Post by: Naryar on June 09, 2017, 08:27:04 am
Congrats. Shoruke's fort is just as cursed as mine. :V
No, it's just me.
I think I should stop playing drunk fortress. It just doesn't work.
Or strictly ration my alcohol intake... make some calculations...
Post by: Bogwedgle on June 09, 2017, 09:12:00 am
Counteract it with redbull.Congrats. Shoruke's fort is just as cursed as mine. :V
No, it's just me.
I think I should stop playing drunk fortress. It just doesn't work.
Or strictly ration my alcohol intake... make some calculations...
Post by: Shoruke on June 16, 2017, 08:20:03 am
If it's sleep that's getting you, play Drunk Fort the classy way: by getting drunk in the early afternoon on a weekend! :DCongrats. Shoruke's fort is just as cursed as mine. :V
No, it's just me.
I think I should stop playing drunk fortress. It just doesn't work.
Or strictly ration my alcohol intake... make some calculations...
Post by: Stadekxiel on June 23, 2017, 02:25:13 pm
Post by: Bogwedgle on June 23, 2017, 02:50:19 pm
I'm looking at doing a turn, maybe tonight or tomorrow. Are we playing on unmodded or no? (also I haven't played in over a year, so. Um. I'll probably break things)Unmodded
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 23, 2017, 07:09:29 pm
Post by: Stadekxiel on June 24, 2017, 09:05:10 pm
(note, I have no idea how to properly resize these, I'll try to figure it out tomorrow. Maybe.)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
First impression: Lava. Lava everywhere. This.... Is going to be !!Fun!!, isn't it? Well, time to get started on my drink, and check out the map while I wit for it to kick in.
Okay then. Two drinks in, and I'm still procrastinating. O the other hand, I have a nice buzz going. NOW I'm going to look at everything
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Okay, so the lava seems to just be on the very bottom layer. Time to drink again.
Looks like everyone's named, so I'll have to wait until I get a new shipment of dorfs to name one after myself. Hopefully I get an engineer.
I unpaused for a bit, dug some things, and repaused. I feel so accomplished.... Drinking time again
Starting to dig out some spaces for workshops and bedrooms. Drinky time agian
Got distracted. Dringk.
Music stopped. Time to change the albums. Luckily I'm not so far gona sa to have trouble or damage my records. It is very important that I get the right few records picked out, because soon I won't be able to safelty pull them out of their sleeves. At least. Not without risking damaging them. Good thing my player has a record changer.
Okay. Back to the game. Drinking again At this point I tink I have about a minute of actual gameplay.... I really need to stop pausing so much
Got distracted, my neighbors werehavinga fire, and I joined them
Migrntd arriged. heeey buuddies
hd to look up cntrold. cant remmber how to change jobs
trade carrvanv bout to leave. ohw do i interac?
prety sure the dorf I grabbed is a vampire
Bleh, cant figure out === it out
== THE MERCHNTS FOM whatevet the hwll have left. bye byemerchnts.
neeed enpty buckets. I dont know how to mma3 buckets
Looking it up/.
Sorry, didn't finish my turn
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12982 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12982)
Post by: Random_Dragon on June 25, 2017, 11:18:55 am
Post by: MrLurkety on June 25, 2017, 06:53:08 pm
Post by: TheImmortalRyukan on August 26, 2017, 09:23:55 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on August 27, 2017, 12:59:49 pm
Post by: Random_Dragon on August 27, 2017, 01:26:11 pm
Fiiine. If the succession stays dead even after you go back to vanilla, I will cry. :V
;~;
Post by: TheImmortalRyukan on August 27, 2017, 02:35:07 pm
Post by: Havarous on September 04, 2017, 08:44:28 am
Post by: Moonstone_Flower on September 09, 2017, 08:07:46 pm
First, is it still "Order Decided on First Drunk First Serve Principle"?
Second, must it be alcohol? I don't take alcohol, but consumption of THC is allowed where I live. In short, is it fine if I take a bowl instead of a bottle?
I'm up for taking a turn immediately.
Post by: MaGicBush on September 10, 2017, 07:37:41 am
Two questions:
First, is it still "Order Decided on First Drunk First Serve Principle"?
Second, must it be alcohol? I don't take alcohol, but consumption of THC is allowed where I live. In short, is it fine if I take a bowl instead of a bottle?
I'm up for taking a turn immediately.P.S. What version are we using, currently?Never mind, DFFD answered that: 0.43.05.
I'd be down to play as well if you can smoke. I do drink too often, but I don't get "inebriated." I just drink a few beers after work a lot of nights and don't like getting drunk.
Post by: Yoink on September 14, 2017, 03:02:48 am
Years ago I did, however, create Dank Fortress (http://dankfortress.boards.net/thread/3/dank-fortress-mothertread-3) as a home for such hilarious activities, but it never really took off. I give whoever might be interested full permission to steal the name/idea, if they would rather create their own version than deal with that mess, haha.
Come to think of it, I can't remember for sure whether or not I actually uploaded that last save properly... might check that later.
I have a hard time getting drunk at all without completely knocking myself out these days, so I'd possibly be interested in participating again.
Post by: Kamin on September 24, 2017, 09:57:13 am
Side note: If anybody needs to get a hold of me to update the thread, inbox me or find me on Steam (I'm the only Kamin that matters--look for the ASCII smiley face :P )
Post by: Shoruke on December 22, 2017, 08:57:47 pm
Rule 1: Every time you die, take a sip.
Rule 2: Every time the party wipes, take a sip.
Rule 3: Every time you clear a boss, take 3 big gulps.
Rule 4: RAID LIKE CRAZY WOOOOO
Drunk Fortress is next.
Update: 2 hours of raiding with this drinking game isn't so hard.
Dungeons though... whoa, that sudden burst of drunkidgns at the ednds pf the dungeon.
Stilld doigns fFXIV
Post by: Shoruke on December 23, 2017, 12:29:48 am
but worry not ! *hic* ! I
have MOAR
and am begginninging Drunk Fortress
Post by: Random_Dragon on December 23, 2017, 01:54:17 am
Post by: Shoruke on December 23, 2017, 01:56:35 am
Spoiler: a turn (click to show/hide)
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=13337
Heheh, the file number is leeet
Good luck y'all, happy holidays, I'mma just... go over here 'n... zzz...
Post by: Kamin on December 23, 2017, 10:24:07 am
Post by: auzewasright on December 29, 2017, 07:22:18 am
Post by: EPM on December 29, 2017, 07:38:14 pm
Quote from: Shoruke
"why cant' I assign this dorf labours?"
?becuz thats a peacok"
Oh.
Drunk Fortress delivers, as always.
Post by: Meddadog on January 22, 2018, 12:46:51 pm
Any thoughts on if we should/can do this? Lets revitalize this!
Post by: Scruffy on January 24, 2018, 01:39:57 pm
Id be up to start participating again if we went to something i can load up with a tileset in a LNP. Thats honestly probably the biggest barrier for entry...Just do it if you want to. There have been plenty of turns using different tilesets
Any thoughts on if we should/can do this? Lets revitalize this!
Post by: Ant on January 26, 2018, 06:58:13 pm
Some ecvavation.
OKay
wTF
nothin seeem sokay
truly someting not okay
what im suppsoetd to to hetere
EDIT: So I took the last save for spin in some slight state of rising drunkedness. By the time I crashed, the fort seemed very, very odd, and I couldn't make head nor tails from it. I looked at it again in the morning, and still it didn't make sense. It seems I didn't manage to do anything sensible, and I dumped the pics to some corner of my HD I cannot even find them. Sorry if someone feels let down... I think I will try this again some other day, tho.
Post by: Dorafjol on July 01, 2018, 07:54:31 am
I'm not great when it comes to DF, but Armok knows I'm no stranger to the business either. I haven't read the thread for a good while, so I'm bound to be confuzzled by the layout!
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 01, 2018, 11:03:05 am
I'm sad to see that the thread has fallen into some disrepair, but I'd be up for a turn next weekend if anyone still cares about this.
I'm not great when it comes to DF, but Armok knows I'm no stranger to the business either. I haven't read the thread for a good while, so I'm bound to be confuzzled by the layout!
Go forth and drink, yeet.
Post by: Yoink on July 02, 2018, 10:39:03 pm
Post by: Dorafjol on July 03, 2018, 12:11:53 am
Hmm, I can't remember what version the last turn was even in. Would it be best to start a new save?
I rather like the idea of keeping a world going until it's an uninhabitable wasteland. (I imagine the fps drops as a spreading infection of drunkeness (Drunkeness sounds like a title for some kind of royal lady))
*Cough* Anyhow. As far as I can tell the latest save is for DF 0.43.05. I'll have a dowload of it, and just shoot from the hip, I guess? My computer is a mess, so if the lag is too much to handle I guess we'll have to vote about the issue. I'm a patient man though, so a little bit of slowdown could suit me nicely. I've never booted up an external save, but I have until Friday to figure it out.
On a sidenote; Money is tight (which means less Dwarvern Ale) due to me being a total failure, but I haven't had alcohol "for real" in a really long time (Meaning less will be required), and as such, an equilibrium should be met, and the balance of nature should be restored?
On a side-sidenote, I'm happy to see some brave souls replying quickly. We're not dead yet! Drown those elves in beer!
EDIT: Just updating you on my sober preparation progress: I've downloaded save file and version both. They seem happy with each other. I also took the (decidedly undwarfy) liberty of installing Dwarf Therapist for '43.05. This will be helpful when it comes to DOING ANYTHING while shitfaced and beautiful. Not counting aquirement of alcohol and "it being weekend" I'm all set for the journey. I have no excuse not to make this happen!
I was dreading some spoilers when I booted up the save to see if it worked or not, but all I saw was a screenful of lava which, of course, is to be expected.
Post by: Dorafjol on July 06, 2018, 02:51:53 pm
Alrighty then...
As you know I'm not overly fond of the weak mindset we have at the mountainhomes, especially with the new "alcohol ration system" which, apparently is all the rage among the politicians now. Eugh... Anyway, I'm very happy to tell you about a recent opportunity. You've surely heard of the true souls who've braved the wilderness to carve a society for themselves amongst the rocks. Seems the 'homes haven't heard from them in a good long while, and they want me to investigate! You know I'm not one for letting things like this pass me by. With some luck I can convince the 'homes to let me stay there once everything's been dealt with. From what I understand, they make the best stuff for drinking this side o' the sea, and in great quantities as well. The 'homes have come to call the settlement "Drunk Fortress", meant with some disdain, I don't doubt. These damn elves! We're dwarves! Drinking is what we do! I'm rambling now, so I'll keep this short. This fortress must be some kind of paradise, and I hear its calling. It's even worth trekking in the sunlight to get there, and you know how much I hate THAT. I'll update you further once we've arrived.
//Beardbeard
So hey forums! As promised I'll take my turn today, and I'm looking forward to it. I bought some of the good stuff earlier, so I'm all set up and ready to go. I've got:
1x Ginger Beer 4.5% 33cl (Actually not beer, though?)
1x Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier 4.5% 50cl
2x Březňák 5.1% 33cl
2x Mariestads 5.3% 33cl
1x Fagerhults 5.3% 33cl
1x A ship full of IPA 5,8% 33cl
1x Captain Morgan Spiced gold 35% 35cl
I'll probably not drink it all, but I make no promises! Once you start you make it count! (There IS a reason I don't really drink anymore...)
I'm now drinking the Ginger beer and writing some kind of intro. Seemed like the right thing to do. I'll probably not remember to stay in character at all times, but there you go. I'll write one more pre drunk message before I start playing. glhf.
Lettr to Urist mcMandude from Azol "Beardbeard" Gazgarba
Some bad news, my man. We met a whole load of dwarves claiming to be from the Drunk Fortress. Their eyes dead, their clothes tattered and their outlook grim. They told me their previous leader had jumped down the well, and nobody wanted the burden of leadership on their shoulders. After some discussion they said something along the lines of "He'll do fine." "Yeah. Sure. Whatever."
They agreed to escort me to the settlement in exchange for my leadership. This is all of course very bizarre, but even stranger was the way they said it. Defeatist nonsense to be sure, but I can't shake off the feeling of unease. Maybe I'll need to put some iron in these dwarves hearts. Maybe this is what I was meant to be doing. Maybe... this is what my life has been leading up to.
Damn it, but I really need a drink...
I don't feel drunk, but operating my belt buckle was not easy, I tell you! I'm starting up the fort now! (Thank god for those squggly red lines which tell you when you can't spell, because I can't spell all that well anymore. There should be squiggly lines for everything in lfe, to tell you that you fucked up so that you can fix it. When I think about it, that sounds like my friends. Friend= squigglu line confirmed!)
Letter to Urist mcMandude from BeardBeard mcWhatshismame
I've arrived! The first thing I notice is that there are lots of dwafs hangng out by the wagon. out in the sun, you know.
IN. THE. SUN.
This is abuse. I expected the overseer to be a real dwarf, but he has no meeting hall underground?
Oh right. he's dead. F
First order of business is to create a meeting place, so these dwarves won't have to see another sun again!
(https://s33.postimg.cc/3su0j90gf/Wagon.png)
The dwarves here don't seem to mind my sudden ascention to leader, and they are not shy when it comes to work either! I noticed that our miner had ordes to haul everything around, and yall know that nothing'll get done this wy. I told him to quit it, and just focus on his work. He seemed really pleased, so the happiness is mutual? Here's my plan for a beginning meeting hall. This will be 3-4 floors high of course.
(https://s33.postimg.cc/vhgnqyanz/Hall_thing.png)
Apparently I'm quite drunk, because I fixed some piping issues in a friend's bathroom. I'm very lazy while somer, so that's a good sign! On the other hand I think I broke something in the (water lock? swedish: vattenlås). Anyway. Water's flowing now, so it's an improvement if you don't mind wet floors :D
The dwerves of this settlement are all confused at to what they think they should be doing! These years of therapy class are finally useful... I was told the ale they make here is top notch, but they don't make anything? BREWING IS A FULL TIME JOB! Don't you ever forget...
(https://s33.postimg.cc/stvsu9mf3/Therapistiscomingforyou.png)
Either I'm lost as all lostnees of these guys don't even have a form! I'm setting up some farms now! They don't have a militaray either, so I'm drafting some of the more "unfocused" Dwarves to our new "Enforced friendship" unit. Kamin the Goblin slaughterer of yore'n'lore is their leader now. I've struck galena which is excellent news, as that will make weapon production a cake of cake! I'm really sad that the 'homes issued a ban on lead weapons, or I'd be making lead beaters all year long.
On a happier note, I've discovered that the settlers here aren't much for crossbowing. Ranged combat is an elven conspiracy, and no doubt. The crossbow is meant to be used in overly complex machenery, but in recent years I've seen dwarves use it for warring and even HUNTING. What the hell happened to punching deer in the face? It just seems unfair to shoot them from an elven distance, when you can issue a challenge and let the best creature win!
Oh. Summer has arrived, ad so far I've drunk the Ginger, the Rauchbier, The another beer which I'm unsure of which it was, the another beer of same description, a few mouthfuls of morgan. I'm currently drinking one of the Breznak (spelling?). I was really frustrated that the dwarves didn't "want any of it" when I assigned them tasks, but that's what you call a paused game...
Work on the dining area is coming along nicely! There is one small problem though... Someone have designated the wrong floor to dig out! This will be such a hedache! They were supposed to dig from the top to the bottom, but now they are working on layer 2. And by "they" I mean the only dwarf who wants to dig. I told all our miners to do it, but NOOO. They prefer to have "No Job" whatever that means. I've checked their orders several times, but all they say is "No can do, chief. Too bäng to dräng." I swear. These dwarves may be fifty times better than the ones loitering around the 'homes, but they won't dig. Here is an abstract drawing I made of the state of our hall. "All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality" my ass.
(https://s33.postimg.cc/6sa3xyjlb/Fucked.png)
Ålrajt!
I've taken a short break to drink more since I've noticed I was way to sober to run a fort of this calibre! Contemplating labor assignments? not "not caring anymore"?
I mean, relly now? I decided to pulay some pkemon clover and drink more. I really recommend this hack, as it's the best pokemon game so far, but it's not really finished yet. I must warn you that it's a meme wasteland filled with crappy humor, offensive humor and blatant racism. Very tongue in cheek, of course, but I feel a warning is warranted nonethesell.
Anyway. NNow that Iam proper of the way of the drunkfortress I maybe can do.
I will not edid that sentence. And I ll not edit anymore the coming sentences. This probavbly is a good thing, but my inner squiggly line is protesting so hard is dyed its hair blue and screamed things everyone agrees with without understanding of all the parameters involved when idea conflicts with reality.
Yes! I'm sorry for that statement al well! Now I'm going to play some fortress and manage it extremely well!
Current casualities:
1x The ones already stated
Much more morgan
A few more beers.
I know for certain that the current one is Mariestads. If you are a swede and praise this beer; tell me why this instant. I mean, it's fine. It's easy to drink, and it doen't taste ApE. But does it taste GOOD? Well, yes, it does. Because it's beer, and not incompetent. But it has no real taste :/
3x other beers. (Numbers at this point may be a fabrication!)
I found a Dab *Dabs* that I baought today along all the others. I forgot all about it even when sober, so I bet this fort is going to hell just about in 2 seconds...
We're out of wood! The site is also out of wood! I lost my wood at this prospect as well. We need to dig deeper!
Speaking of digging deeper, This staircase is an abobimation! My prefered way of dealing with things is a spiral staircase 3 by 3 metwers with an empty space in the middle reserved for carvings and statues of burning goblins or screaming dwarves of whatever is the current carving trend amongst me citisens!
(https://s33.postimg.cc/h7ga6tr1r/Wegobackformorecoalfindouttheresnothingleftbuttheressomethingint.png)
Hanyway my projects are all started (none finished) so I hope that I can make some coherence out of this mess
Letter to Urisy mc Mandude from Beardx2
I am doing it, but I am drunk :/
Your dearest friend Beardbrd mc gezarbas
Actually, I liead! I made a 5x5 farm (25 sqr meters) and a still, kitchen and other workshop right here! That was a while ago, but I drunk and forgot
(https://s33.postimg.cc/6950oicpb/Actual_farms.png)
Letter to Urist mc Man Man? from urist mc beardbeard
Life at the new fortress is good, but I'm not the most responsible of swarves as you might know. My somethingworker went insane (you'll se from my drawing what I mean) and it made me conflicted. An insane dwarf is as dwarf as it gets, of course, but it will really slow progress down in this fort.
Oh.
OH!
Nononononononononononono
I see it now!
"Don't drink so much. it'll damage production"
I'm terning into one of them 'homes homies!
LET. HIM BE ONSANE!
Yes. This is excellent knews! I cound be happier *sob*! I'll suspend work on the hall, designate something shitty in a large area and focus on military for now! Make silver hammers!
Right. No wood. Diggin' deeper. Hoping I won't make some fool drown or worse.
/ Thob beard beard mcDwarfmandude
These are the caved I hoped to cut some shrooms from. Abandon hope!
(https://s33.postimg.cc/5wdmirhpb/Potential_haven.png)
To be fair, this is the first thing I saw from this fortres about a week ago, but to be fair I am also drunk.
Thought about digging into the magma infested caves to get to those alluring mushrooms. Somehow I recognized it as a bad idea. This must be a sign from the gods! I WAS MADE TO RULE THIS FORT!
Good descisions all round. What more can one ask for?
We ave 2 miners now! (none of which is an actual miner) Progress is progressing!
(https://s33.postimg.cc/4xx9gcem7/minerx2.png)
In my quest to not drown everyone in magma I almost drowned everyone in clowns instead. I thought better of it in the end. Some pedecessor ha already had a perfect plan al alonk! This here site'll be damn good for some shroomage!
(https://s33.postimg.cc/fxigs5utb/notclowns.png)
This is ha we do, and s been declared! Now do!
s autumn and I havenät done the thing! I haven't done anything else either for that matter, but brewing is in serious production, and I made over 9000 mug, since the dorfs complainet so much. Heve a mug, you fuck!
Also I made a shit meeting hall, simnce i misdid the other one. It has one chair and a table!
This is probably the least productive turn in Drunk Fortre so far, and I apologos for any inconvenience me following dudes'll have to put up with.
Managed to get shroom. now making silver warhammers.
(https://s33.postimg.cc/o5ozqmh5r/notneatbutbetterthatwhatthisfortdeserves.png)
I'm also sorry for not being consistent with what and hown I'm dranking, but it is natural process, so should I be writing when I breathe too? This s tricky :/
Letter
(https://s33.postimg.cc/s3c9g26jz/Reclaimed_manhood.png)
I know, I know. You've probably read all me letter so far and thought "Whate a a undwarvenly elfish shitcock this is." "OH NOOOE The meeting hall is unEVEN! Who cares? Dorf hungry? eat later! This hall is very important, and if you don't like the wonky celing.... you're right... it's awful.......... Finish this shit! if you have no designated place to drink beer, it'll be total anarchy!
Actually, since production in food and booze is up, our real miners have joined the fray! This is a glorious day indeed!
One of our miners came to me with "an improtant message".
"Milord, The meeting hall can be constructed. Just not the way you want. Y'see the structural inte........."
There's where I stopped litening. Structural integrity? What happened to punching gravity in the face? We're dwarves, damnit! Structural integrity...
(https://s33.postimg.cc/b5d8u7pgf/Collapst.png)
And now he's taking a break! I'd like to say these dwarves are a bunch of lazy shitheads, but being honest, I like their style! The balls on this dwarf. Such a lazy excuse... The 'homes would hate him!
(https://s33.postimg.cc/f30ijketr/Defeatist_nonsense.png)
Traders are soon leaving? without as much as a hello? Let me get to that real quick!
(https://s33.postimg.cc/pecvc6gsv/trading.png)
That oughta pleaseem. I actually have no idea what we need, so I opted for food and beer.
(https://s33.postimg.cc/bkoind8un/My_grunts.png)
Migrants! Practically useless too, which is perfect! More meat for the army!
Spuing of wich. The sieges have been not. Somehow the gobling and others have decide to spare us. I do not like this one bit, as our army will grow fat and bored. Maybe I'll try out that new invading tjofretski. I'll wait til winter, though. They seem to like it, in my experience.
All my miners are on a strike with garbage excuses, so my new "army" will have to be miners instead.
THISS. HALL WILL BE FINISHED.
When that is done, we'll enter an age of prosperity and kindness, I'm sure!
(https://s33.postimg.cc/torj7nypr/justpunchitdude.png)
Urist, my friend. We are out of wood. o be more precise, we are out of wood any of these here dorfs want to cut. I don't know why, but certain shroom s are a no-no to these people. Maybe they are holy? I'm not one to get between a dwarf and his god, so I'll resort to plan A: Dig. Deeper.
None of my dwarfs will dig, and I don't know why. Maybe being drunk as shit while playing a game you don't know much about, that game being overly complex and notoriously user-unfriendly (user-hostile?) isn't such a great idea after all?
Anyway. Hesre a relic of olden time, crafted from mother natures womb:
(https://s33.postimg.cc/ehbjnqmf3/Leadisgoodofc.png)
(https://s33.postimg.cc/i27f6i13z/carbochonwhatnow.png)
What in the world is a carbochon? I'm not very english in the best of states. This state does in no way qualify...
Actul,ly strtn to feel sobber again. This is luck that witer is pon us for I have not much todo since miners won't mine, and I don't know what to actual do? Probably need to drink more, but can't find it, so maybe it's finished? Distinctly remember not drinking itall though. Maybe under sofa? Seems strange, maybe, but under sofa is often O,..,O
I f maybe I asleef when you read this I maybe asleep :/ BUT maybe am reconstructing this message tomoorrow when I KNOW! I will try to asign labors that are good for dwarf, but who know what they might thing? Digging is no-no but many others are fin?
I will now try to asign others than digging, but not much will happen, as my plans were most for digging. I will let my year end in any case, and watch the stuff unfold. If anything happens I'll post it here, and then LINK!
Fun posting with you all!
(https://s33.postimg.cc/qbnvynznj/whatarethose.png)
Uh. These are not beds. Iremember butting beds here, but are door?
Now I know why they won't dig! they haven't picks! And previous miners aren't dead. They are lying there, broken an abandoned HOGGING ALL THE TOOLS!
I swear this game is confusing as it is when I'm sober. This took most of winter for me to fugr out though so maybe I am too late. I will try to kill miners and retriev tools, but I'm not sure if it will work.
A forgotten beast has come! it has a name, an it is mde of clear glass! Beware its poisonous stink!
Kill!
(https://s33.postimg.cc/uyty0ofdb/Forgotboutthose.png)
nononononononono!All army found dead! I need to build walls! Normally I have a trained army when I do this, but maybe I got ahead of myself? shitshitshit. Kamin is dead. So is dwarf 2-8. Abort Abort!
So noone wanted to build any walls. The beast killed many dwarves in the cave. It then proceeded to attack the fortress. Shit almost hit my pants, but now the beast is slain? How do I even combat log? Someone needs to look into this when I upload this mess, if the fort is still alive after that...
Fort is all but kill. I pray for the next brave dwarf who enter. Many importand guys dead now. A redorfing may be nessecary.
/Letter to urist mv beardbeard
The dwarves have all left me! I try my best but msybe am cursed? However it may be, I can't say it bothers me ovrly much. This was my calling, dream and punishment. Maybe this the end for me? I came her to drink and not have paragraph riders on me back all the times, but now I have no drink and also no friend. I almost miss back to montanhomes but, NOF! IF THIS IS HOW I MEET MY END, THEN SO BE IT. I feel a strange traquility gripping me in my final moments.
I have now acepted that thes is tryly the end. Say what you want of this, but this short year have been the best one in my life. The dwarf her may be worthless fucks, but who isnt? At least they know what it means to be a drarf! I have made many friends here. Two of which have sadly died (I think) to mining accidents, and some which have gon insane, but I tell you this. If you ever think that over next hill is something worth aming for, your probly right! But prepare to die!
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=13872
Post by: Dorafjol on July 06, 2018, 07:08:54 pm
Oh. Just noticed that I quoted instead of modifying early on... If this is fixable I'm more than happy to fix it, but that'll have to wait until tomorrow.....
Post by: auzewasright on July 06, 2018, 07:28:29 pm
Post by: Doomblade187 on July 07, 2018, 12:05:16 am
6 shots of gin and I think 3 beers.
Turn in progress.
Post by: Doomblade187 on July 07, 2018, 12:38:30 am
So I am still paused this fortress is a mes. My nondrinking brother is winning uno he's my brother in law awesome. This fortress is a mess we haven't made it to the caverns yet. This is a good thing, Gah hiccups and nausea hand in hand. I'm an attention whore, Alex is a dick so is Jeff. I've designated the new storeroom as a stone stockpile, and built a new stockpile for refuse. [img1] Alex hates hugs. Fucking dick. Let me unpause. I need to make a military. Wait, we need beds. Added beds to the carpenter's workshop, was very difficult. I will designate a new sleeping area next to the great hall. [ing2] koI also playing uno.
Added a few brew drinks this is our of order. James is beating Alex hell yeah.
Jeff. I designated things and forgot them damn. We don't have militia yet this is my goal. I need more drinks. Maybe more new amsterdam.
Post-Mortem - I didn't ever unpause.
Post by: Yoink on July 07, 2018, 05:54:57 am
Three cheers for Dorafjol for getting the ball rolling again!
Post by: Dorafjol on July 07, 2018, 06:10:56 am
Today I noticed some of my screens are very small. I still have the original files on my computer, but does anyone know what might be the cause? They are obviously unreadable at that size.
Anyway. Reading this today was a blast! I like that my spelling is totally fine until "Actul,ly strtn to feel sobber again."
Feeling good today, but very tired, and my body hurts a bit.
Are you playing the file I upladed, Doomblade? I'm afraid the meeting hall (containing our picks) is unavailable. If you want to mine, you'll have to build a staircase or something. That or wait for a caravan. I wouldn't touch that meeting hall though, since cave-ins are rampant. That may be because I tried to half- dig out one floor before starting on the next, though.
Post by: Naryar on July 07, 2018, 06:53:52 am
Post by: Dorafjol on July 07, 2018, 07:07:11 am
Going to see how this thread goes... hmm, it's been quite sober for the last part of the year. Maybe I should get drunk some time and restart it. Though I seem to be a lightweight now :(
Yes! Keep it rolling!
I am actually stupid. Doomblades post clearly says "turn in progress".
Post by: Bearskie on July 07, 2018, 08:37:51 am
(https://s33.postimg.cc/812kxblhn/trading.png)
What is this, an update for ants?
Post by: Dorafjol on July 07, 2018, 09:32:07 am
(https://s33.postimg.cc/812kxblhn/trading.png)
What is this, an update for ants?
I don't know why that happened to most of my screens. I did the exact same thing for all of them, but only a few are of a decent size. Maybe it's the file sharing site I used? If you know how to get around this, it would be much appreciated! I'll edit my original post, of course.
...Aaaaand fixed!
Post by: Doomblade187 on July 07, 2018, 11:56:23 am
You legends. It lives!!Yeah, I definitely got too drunk and woke up the next day. I am no longer drunk, and no days had passed. :(
Three cheers for Dorafjol for getting the ball rolling again!
Post by: TheFlame52 on July 07, 2018, 02:06:09 pm
Post by: auzewasright on July 07, 2018, 08:37:20 pm
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on July 12, 2018, 04:31:58 pm
[this is a shitpost and I realize that not everyone can work with applied kabbalah)
Post by: Yoink on July 13, 2018, 12:08:29 am
Less pedantically, Trip Fortress does sound like an excellent idea, although it could hardly go much more poorly than Dank Fortress, haha!
...I should grab a bottle of my go-to cheap rum and do a turn, but unfortunately I have a lot to do in the near future, including a two-week trip to visit family next week, so I'm not sure when I'll get a chance.
Post by: TD1 on July 13, 2018, 05:56:18 am
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on July 13, 2018, 10:24:13 am
(I thought that "high" was defined as "being under the influence of drugs," and that the trippy effect of LSD qualified for highness. Huh. What does high mean, then? Is it more specific than just "influenced by mind-affecting drugs"?)
Post by: bloop_bleep on July 13, 2018, 10:31:07 am
Post by: DwarfToys on July 16, 2018, 12:40:41 am
Alternatively, kabbalistically switch the last two letters and insist that being high is enough like being drunk? (If someone counterargues that you are and do not take, just invoke Salvador Dali.)
[this is a shitpost and I realize that not everyone can work with applied kabbalah)
The letters are placed in alphabetical order. The first letter to move forms DLS. D is now given a value of 1 for being first. L is also 1 because it was the first. S is 0 because it comes in last. Add these to their alphabetical values, and use the letter's value to find the correct letter in the Russian alphabet.
ДMT. I can't read Russian so I don't know what that means. ??? Did I kabbalah? :P
Aside from contributing to shitpost, I would like to join the glorious booze fort some time. Can't for a few weeks, but will watch with great interest. PTW.
Post by: TD1 on July 16, 2018, 03:27:56 am
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 16, 2018, 01:09:45 pm
ДMT. I can't read Russian so I don't know what that means. ??? Did I kabbalah? :P
Well, rendering that back out of Cyrillic gives you DMT, so...
Post by: DwarfToys on July 16, 2018, 01:57:56 pm
Here, we PTD. Not PTW.
Apologies, was drinking when I posted. ;D
Post by: Shoruke on July 19, 2018, 01:27:31 am
If my stomach holds out better than my head does I might try to do a round of Drunk Fortress.
No promises. But here's hoping.
(FUCK I'm dizzy)
Post by: Shoruke on July 19, 2018, 01:56:38 am
autocorrect turn off wheeee
(I am too dizzyfo for this shit)
(PERFECT)
Post by: Shoruke on July 19, 2018, 04:00:35 am
dizzy overseer who hastn' playd DF in like...
*coutns on figners*
6 months?
CHECK
liason corpse in the dining room
wait
... crafting room with nearby kitchen and food stockpile
wait
... barrel mug and ghost stockpile
CHECK
extremely relateable asCII text
(https://i.imgur.com/MkrBhkO.png)
CHECK
Penis Formation That Looks Like I Did It But I dOn't Remember
(https://i.imgur.com/Kyc8M2N.png)
CHECK
there's even an image in my DF pics
wagon still fucking exists
WCHECK
now who HOW do I destory it
:-\
got t
F dat wagn
animals pastured
outside
in the snow
CHECK
secured-ish ramp leading into the fort
CHECK
that you pbypass with a down stair
ALSO CHECK
(i love this game)
apparently I've been in a discord foice chat for like 3 hours and didtn' notice lol
extremely injured orf in the
*distadnt memory of sobererrr times*
meetign hall?
nxt to a
*squint*
nxt to a buckit
CHECK
(https://i.imgur.com/jjf9Q5A.png)
he is distractd
... legit
movgn on
by the way
current drinking amount is 3 bigass clgasses of
*examines label*
some french shit
wait
*turns bottl over*
"chilld fruot wine"
...IT'S PEACH
how much rum goes in a cocomut rum and orange juice again
Spoiler: next-day edit: holy mother of god my phone takes bigass pictures (click to show/hide)
(hand for scale)
THIS JUST IN
i have 2 oragn juices
i dotn' know why
and I bought them sober :o
(a peek into the life of soberShork)
wat the
(https://i.imgur.com/hbH62hO.png)
HOW IS BLU THO
how did u do tht
(https://i.imgur.com/V8dtImA.png)
but it aws not a barrls
it was a
*squint
OH BARRCKS
okay
you know this is sa SUSPSICOUS amount of dworfs and blood on the stairs
BUT IS OKAY
I havf brain bleach
*drinks rum *
>>>
(https://i.imgur.com/bbYSkZt.png)
bwuh
wut?
minc thws smithers
mine this smithoes
mind those shithoads
OH
mine this shitheads
...
WORK ON YOUR FONT!!!
I found a corpse
he is dead AS FUCK
but his neam is "enemy post"
so... good?
WHOA
(https://i.imgur.com/yPVtKXv.png)
Rets in paeces.
W e need some appraoparitate music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_JcM45gaFs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_JcM45gaFs)
perfect
I checked and the only irmportant people in that
Acceptabel
(sry kamin)
also
(https://i.imgur.com/feb61k2.png)
WAOW dasslot of magma
lava
no wait
magma
I'd check the discktionary but FUKKIT
magma
UNPASUE TIME
(finally)
tis early spriggan
spring
someone took a forge
Cool?
WAIT THEAT'S S FAY MOOD
...cool.
he... took a single silver bra
BAR
silver bra sooudns painful
... *internal thoughts intesndifies*
MOVIGN ON
gimme that pick
u bich
(https://i.imgur.com/XLw32wZ.png)
THATS'
FUGN CHEATING!
bitch.
wat i gotta
builtd a FUGGIN HOSPTIAL
to get a pickaxe
......... i rly hate how tht soudnss like the way to do it
whati wheres the
FOUDN IT
LET GO YOU BITCH
GIMME IT
"my hand is borken"
FUGN
YOUR OTHER HAND IS BROEKN
GIMME
"i can't my hand is broken"
GIMME
"am tired"
THEN FUGGIN SLEEP AND LET GO
fuck.
I can't aeven tell hitm to not be a miner. "No labours avaiablabublbeble. Avavailable."
THEN FUCKIGN IEVEN WITH THE PICKAXE THO
leggo.
"no"
fffffffffffffffffffffff-
wait
i haf cheats
i FORBID ur pick
AHA!
*keeps it*
FUCKING WAHTEVER MAN
jesus
(https://i.imgur.com/Ndwi2B3.png)
...ok
this gautnlet weither beetter make one of the fdorfs be DOmfist
or imma be mad
well disappointed
"spoiledr: it desont'*
oh dudeguy wton't drop the pick cuz he "meloncholy"
fine
be mmy pick eventually
*glare*
... I'mma need graves or ill get huanted as shit yo
imma dis usout a new mason shop
to make more graves
...
FUCK!
(https://i.imgur.com/S772cEL.png)
DOTN ' OYUOU GIMME USR SASS UYUNG MAN
IMM'A FUCKIN EVEN on ur ass
(wow athtat's illegibgle)
*sips rum*
fien imma sic the mielitary on yur ass
(https://i.imgur.com/3T7k5np.png)
... they seem uh
indispiosbed at the moment
...so uh....
wat do i do then...
...I'M SURE IT'LL SOLVE ITSELF OUT
moving along
(https://i.imgur.com/jk77lFk.png)
grats on ur promtotion
you earnd it (?_
oh its the injured one who one went brosserk
and got PULPD HARD BIASH
got dammit he torme the masons ar moff
+rip mason
i hardly knew hye
also i cant' spell ur name.
cuz accents.
or diacrrtics
dialetics?
diaemetrics.
... the thign on top of the e in ur name
OH!
also RIp ur foot.
And uh... upper body.
at elast we can mine now right
wait
nobodys mining
where s the piik
(https://i.imgur.com/jZcXKfv.png)
COME THE FUCK ONNNN!!!!
...noboyds taking the pick
even after i unforbided it
...so...
i went from...
needing a hostpicatl to get you to drop the pick...
to
i need a hosptial
to get the pick out
...
FUCK come on
FINE i'll make a shopstila
hosptial
right here in the
the...
dormitory...
with doors on one side.
(https://i.imgur.com/vBFtiiL.png)
...BWAHAHA DO U GET IT
its a
*spells very carfully*
DOORMITORY
now howdafuq do i hospital
only mason is "resting" like a pussy
(https://i.imgur.com/KAlautC.png)
ok so
to be fair
hes' missing like
an arm
and a lieg
and a rib
but he's also a video game character
WIMP!
go make coffins
...for yourself :o
"some migrants have arrived"
like...
on purpose?
are they syrian refugees
russian spies
... <opposite poilitical party> supporters?
WHAT!?
Why?
why come here
to the land of death and "fuck is this shit"
...one of you bitches better haf a pickaxe
(https://i.imgur.com/n0zq0Zb.png)
♪one of these thing is not liek the others♪
EVERY SIGNEL OEN OF THE SE IMMIGRATN FUCKS IS USELSESS!
except the goose
he can stay
gooses are scary man
the new "chief medical dorf"
who i appointed becauz ihe was the most useless fuck ever
just went to sleep in a dormitory bed
THERE WAS A DEAD MAN IN THAT BED 3 FUCKING SECONDS AGO
I KNOW YOU KNOW
YOU OPERATED ON HIM
THAT'S WHY HE'S DEAD
the FUK dude
why is cooffin 'p' whyen u construct it and 'n' when u place it
why
toady why
i like how this ghost is like
(https://i.imgur.com/dl0aPkm.png)
"im watching uuuuuu"
"bitch I'm diggin the graves fuk off"
"ooooooooo"
(https://i.imgur.com/Jjq53mB.png)
i dotn' like the sounds of that
we totally still have booz you guys
chill out
so anyway i have stuff to haul IRL tomorrow and it's late so I'mmma... drink water...
FUCK ME I'm only 2 months into the turn!?
oh hey two people are mining
anyway
my ability to spell shit is returnig
(almost)
so i'mma just...
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=13906 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=13906)
*passes out*
hey, looks like DF updated while I wasn't looking.
You go, Toady.
Post by: auzewasright on July 20, 2018, 09:22:12 am
Post by: ZM5 on July 20, 2018, 09:42:02 am
Post by: Shoruke on July 20, 2018, 03:10:53 pm
That magma cavern, holy shit. What did you DO?
I *think* I tunneled into the volcano from the side several turns ago.
I don't remember why, partly because this was several months ago, and partly because I was drunk at the time.
Anyway, there is (or might have been) a... small leak...
EDIT: Found it
(https://i.imgur.com/0yYlO4W.png)
Now, that is a lot like my own construction style, so I probably did that.
The question is... WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING!?
EDIT 2: It miiight be that I was trying to solidify some water to make it possible to tunnel deeper.
Post by: Kamin on July 25, 2018, 02:41:32 pm
I want this to continue existing. Would somebody care to take over and update the OP? I honestly can't believe this is still a thing, particularly after being absent for like the past year or two...
Message me! Love,
Your Mantid Overlord
Post by: Naryar on July 31, 2018, 07:53:15 am
I could try taking a turn in the end of the week. Sadly, I think i'm pretty lightweight those days. So it'll be me with one bottle of strong beer or something.
Moderator... I'm fond of this thread, but I'm not sure I'm here enough to moderate it.
Post by: Random_Dragon on July 31, 2018, 12:16:24 pm
Post by: Enemy post on July 31, 2018, 12:21:14 pm
I found a corpse
he is dead AS FUCK
but his neam is "enemy post"
so... good?
Wow, I'm not even involved with this fort and it somehow killed me.
Post by: Dorafjol on August 14, 2018, 02:03:23 pm
Okay lessee what we got here.Oh snap! Shorry in the lorry!
First of all, I'm sorry about the corpse staircase! Also about the lack of available pickaxes. I think I further increased the magma flood slightly, but don't quote me on that! Good job recovering those picks. I might be willing to take a turn in the near future, but I'll probably kill everything again...
animals pasturedAh. Pretty sure that was me too. I thought that "Animel mustnt be inside and just paly videogame, they need green gass and exercise!"
outside
in the snow
CHECK
I'll not be able for a week or so, but when time comes, I feel confident that I could make this happen, as long as I don't throw the picks away again. Any tips for a mega project?
Post by: Dorafjol on August 31, 2018, 08:52:29 pm
I'm drunk now, so I might as well do it.
I'm supposed to prepare for an rpg campagin tomorrow, (it's 3:47 right now) Or maybe search for a more stable job, but here I am. drunk.
Smnall confession; I love DF, but when I played it drunk last time I despised it. I had a miserable time all in all. On the other hand I LOVE to read tris thead, and no-one is man enough to play this shit, so I guess I'll have to step up. Long live the drunk fort or whatever.
Will update this post, so be sure to f5 until I have declared it finished.
PS. I REALLY hope youy have foraged our picks, cause I'm sure ass hell in no condition to do anything profuctive. May Armok bleed my soul and flagulate my hemmoroids.
[This is to be my turn, fools]
Pictres are all screen capped. They will come when I feel sober enough to fulfil my duty.
YES! IT WORKS!
So the first thing I see is a faceful of magma and the message that some dwarf is dehydrated. Off to a good start, I say!
[img 1 here]
My plan here was to make some witty comment on the state of the fort, but I load this up, and I don't even. Labors? Like what thw hell man? How am I supposed to?
You know what? We stand out like birf shit on a black shoe. I may not be the brightest at this very moment, but I have a plan! (disckaimer: this is a lie)
So this usually neal organixation of information makes no sense to me right now. I guess that I'll assign labours as they are needed.
[img 2 here]
Casualties of alcohol so foar are a few beers (Mostly Elk brew. I'm a refined man of excuisite tast, and as such only the most refined of bwrhgs are goods enough for me)
I ewstimate 4 beers. (one which I stole before I easlized it wasn't mine. This warrants a death penalty of a new beer to the victim from me.=
maybe 20 cl of morgan, which isnt' very tasty. Why do I keep buying this shit?
And NOPTHING ELSE!
I am a lightweight now. As a youngun I could drink until it squirted out me arse, but now I'm a lowly acolyte to the mysteries of booze once again.
I will now unpause!
Wow. This Shoryuke man has actually finmished our dinind hall! This is good news for all of you and especially for my turn!
On the other hand it's bad for my already fragile ego (even though I'm the best at everything) since this will be a turn when we swithc from the adept...
To the inept.
[img 3, barnaclesucker]
Time to get in character!
Even though my noble house has been in some decline since I've taken over since my father died of the rot (Armok bless his rapidly decomposing body. And his money. His money that was.)
the mountainhomes have blessed me with a golden opportunity! The cheif (We call him urist) said unto me:
"Thou hasth been a source of unfathomable drive and also a true role model for the young dwarves here. I would like to grant you a task of which I deem nodwarf else wothy. You are to guide these misfortunate souls to a better tomorrow. You, and no-one else is capable of this difficult task, for OI see in you leadership and, above all, responsibility!"
The wording may be different from what actually was said, but the gistr was trhere! He told me to go quickly, and only to return once the issues have been resolved. He also told me that those issues would be no match for one such as me. He wished me good luck with a grave expression. This grave expression, I'm sure, means that the mountainhomes surely will suffer from my absence, but that it would be morally wrong not to send me; The exemplar of the mountainhomes!
I have my wagon loadsed with dwarven distillate of plump helmet (50% alc) as well as a load of regal pillows, opf course. I'm drinking in this very mment, diary, as this is just one of the many talents Armok has gifted me. I feel great resolve learning these peasants how to live the regal life.
YES! I'm not one of these nobles who want to grab everything to themselves! I want YOU disgusting peasants to join my ranks as full blooded
Oh my!
[img 4 here you homophobic nazi]
The militarry is in quite a disarray!" When I ask the locals they said there used to be a proper squad, but some beast of fairytales swooped down from the dephts (It woul of course, had swooped up in that case, only validating my theory) and killed them all! I nod and "hmm" at all the right times, and the dwarf seemed very pleased. This is of coursew nonsense! A "forgotten beast"? You all seem to remember it quite clearly. This is not only a crime of semantics, but of treason! I must root out the source of these rumors, but first of all I need a new squad of at leas 10 dwarves. How could anyone drink in peace knowing goblins may shoot you at any moment? I assign my first dwarves to smashing. They seem reluctant at first, but I have promised a free pass to my houyse for anyone who survivwes and fights. That means no floundering in the dirt for the rest of your lifetime! Free food, and as
Aaaaaaand done!
[img 5 you succubus-seeking virginator]
I didn't even Dtherapist. I saw things such as potash maker, and drafted them. If I remember correctly, I made a barracs with mayb e some training tools and maybe some armor stands in it. OI also remember making a ton of silver hammers, but I'm drunbk as shit, and I WAS drunk as shit last time, so bear with me. *RAAARGH* (That's th bear.......... sorry....)
[img 6 here, you redheadlustingfor goodfornothing weakbodied shitfuck]
nonononononoNONONONO
Are these the rooms in which they sleep?
I mean.
Are THESE the roo...
What do you mean I ripped it from the wiki? What is a wiki even?
[img 7, yopu lovable, actually quite okay humanoid]
SHORYUKR you absolute legend! I havew picks! I cna min!
I'm very sorry, but... fell asleef while taking a piss. Time is now 06:06. I dindn't ea5t anything today (financial problems, but somehow I mangaed to buy beer?) The fact of the matte ris tha I'll have to continue tomorrow. Sorry again.
Post by: TD1 on September 03, 2018, 07:13:38 am
Post by: auzewasright on September 28, 2018, 09:46:28 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on October 01, 2018, 05:49:38 pm
Post by: jesternario on December 05, 2018, 12:46:10 am
Post by: TD1 on December 05, 2018, 02:26:13 pm
Unsteadily, perhaps, but willing to give it hell.
Post by: jesternario on December 05, 2018, 05:07:21 pm
Or do an egg nog binge and take the reigns.
Unsteadily, perhaps, but willing to give it hell.
Sadly, I don't drink. I just watch the fun while the overseers are having Fun. But feel free to give it a go.
Post by: TD1 on December 05, 2018, 05:24:30 pm
Quote
Sadly, I don't drink. I just watch the fun while the overseers are having Fun.
Post by: TheFlame52 on December 05, 2018, 06:17:02 pm
Post by: TheImmortalRyukan on December 06, 2018, 04:27:01 pm
Post by: Naryar on March 01, 2019, 08:32:26 am
Maybe I should get drunk one of those days and play again. I've been getting back to DF those last days.
Post by: jesternario on March 01, 2019, 08:05:28 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on March 02, 2019, 02:08:23 pm
Post by: CaptainArchmage on March 02, 2019, 02:29:41 pm
In 43 days I turn 21, I will play then.
That's like, nearly two months.
Do we need a totally new fortress / world or no?
Post by: bloop_bleep on March 02, 2019, 09:22:07 pm
In 43 days I turn 21, I will play then.
That's like, nearly two months.
*takes out abacus*
*calculates 30+30*
*squints at screen*
Post by: CaptainArchmage on March 02, 2019, 10:46:21 pm
*takes out abacus*
*calculates 30+30*
*squints at screen*
Close enough.
Post by: TD1 on March 03, 2019, 05:26:03 pm
Post by: Yoink on May 21, 2019, 03:14:44 am
I'm getting drunk, I'm getting keen, what should I do? Download the last save, or start a new world in whatever version seems ost current? I don't have DF of any description installed on this computer yet, so I'm easy.
Edit: awright, fuggit, I'm gonna start a new thing before me drunk wears off and if anyone objects they're elcome to change it.
Aight, turning off spell corrections... now. Let's do this.
(https://i.imgur.com/flflpxz.png)
Aw yeah. Let's get started!
9:53pm, 20th Granite
(https://i.imgur.com/AFXTZUx.png)
Okay, I told some dudes to mine out a bit of an entrance thingy. I s this a good time to mention I haven't played DF in a long tyime? Yeah t I think so, I got this. Don't worry aboutit.
9:58pm, 27th Granite
(https://i.imgur.com/PBamj3E.png)
omg so many roots, what the heck?!
Uhhhh I think If you'll ecuse me I'm gonna go the the bottle shop before it closes, I kiiiiiinda maybe gave a cupla my beers to my hpusemates and s I should really stock up I wi;;
I will brb! As they say. es.
[10:36pm] Alright! I'm back! And back in business! 4
I went and purcahsed another 6-pack of Singha. Now it i time to continue with the bevereages and the dorfs. Also I started teyna dig a weird entryway and AAAH MY MUSIC JUST CUT OUT WTF
It's aight, m music's al g now. I'm listening to Bongzilla, in case y'a;ll were wondering. Good shit, even if maybe more appropraite for Dan Fortress than Drunk Fortress...
11:0pm, 23rd Felsite
There weren't even any combat logs!
11:20 pm
Spoiler: this chick in our first mirgatn wave seeems pretty ardcore (click to show/hide)
Pity I can;t remember how to set up a miliatry, eh? We got at leawst three decent military dwarves...
She's gt six gobln/troll kills, btw,
11:24, 25th Hematite: oh yeah, and I forgot to ention, I'm pretty sure that dead miner died 'cause I faield to properly i dig out our entrance o allwau. Sowwy!
Yeah, Whoops.
11:30pm, 8th Malachite
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
11:41, 17th Galena
Spoiler: Oh nce, lookes like we've got some plump helmets prouding already! Yewwww! (click to show/hide)
12:06am, 12th Limestone
Aw shit, now we have that one dead miner rising as a ghost and the drwarven caravan showing up. I have a hard enough time knowing how to deal with these dudesast athe best of times...
12:13am
Aw shot, what do we want from their mercants? D:
12:29, 15th Limestone
Alright, here's what they want. Try and remember, 'cause I sure won't.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
12:44, 17th Limetsone
1:17am, 3rd Sandstone: Damnite, I just ost a big k'(old) update I was psting.
Tbh I can''t remember exactly what I planed on saying, but I'm sure it was clever. Oh, yeah, I tink it involeved the outpost liasion. Not really important, amirite????
Fakeedit: oh yeah, and there are migran omig in. *mgrants coming in
Wtf do I do with them oddamn
1:37am, 6th Sandstone
Oh man. So many migrants, mostly useless, and I dunno what too do wiht them.
Jonestly I'm startig to feel as thugjt dozing off at,y desk is the det course pof action, but then...... no nevermind, I need to han g in here,
Edit: here, rather belatedly, is the save.
SAVE[/size] (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=14387[size=20pt)
Post by: Random_Dragon on May 21, 2019, 01:48:17 pm
Post by: Imic on May 21, 2019, 04:07:12 pm
BURN IT ALL
Post by: jesternario on May 21, 2019, 07:44:23 pm
Post by: methylatedspirit on May 21, 2019, 09:00:46 pm
Post by: Yoink on May 21, 2019, 09:51:31 pm
I'll upload the save anyway, but whoever goes next should feel free to start their own game if they'd rather. I just want to get this trainwreck rolling again!
Post by: jesternario on May 22, 2019, 12:51:57 pm
Post by: Yoink on May 24, 2019, 03:56:52 pm
Anyway, I finally remembered to upload and edit in the save! Hopefully I did it right, it's been a while.
Post by: Craftsdwarf boi on May 24, 2019, 10:28:19 pm
Post by: jesternario on May 25, 2019, 07:44:22 pm
Is soma (or dopamine) legal?
If I have a vote, It would be no. The buzz from being drunk on alcohol is different from a dopamine rush of any kind.
Post by: Yoink on May 27, 2019, 04:42:57 am
Edit: awright fellas, it's time to put right my earlier failture! I'm gon' finish my year and drf some of y'all in the process! Here;s a pic of my drinks:
Spoiler: booze stockpile (click to show/hide)
Aight, turning off my mental spellcheck and starting a new post...
Post by: Yoink on May 27, 2019, 06:19:35 am
...Aw shid. I was busy dorfing filks and thus happened...
(https://i.imgur.com/TkcjZBl.png)
9.24pm: I created a very apty-named squad to try and deal with this problem
(https://i.imgur.com/iTwersh.png?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/THpAheZ.png?1)
"Dabbling swimmer" uh-oh. THough considering the extent of his mauling I doubt this dude would hae much quality of life even if he didn manaage to swim outta there...
9:48pm: okay... half of us were killed or crippled by the wererhino. Not a got start, I could have handled that better I wll admit.
Mostly by having quipped us with at least some rudimentary weapons before. now... still, nah, too drunk for that shit!
(https://i.imgur.com/d1gnX8j.png?1)
Imic bravely gave chase to the werejerk once it transforemed, but was unable to catch it
17th Danstone, 250
"Trust me bro, its all g, everything's gonna be fine"
(https://i.imgur.com/fNmQO39.png?1)
9:59pm:
I feel like I better hurry aip and polish of this beer, I have not been having enough difficulty typing...
10:06pm: just realised I accidently dorfed someof y'all as our resident "moster ung hungters". Well WHERE TF WERE YOU WHEN WE HAD AN ACTUAL MONSTER RAMPAGING THROUGH THE PLACE??!?!/
Seesh. If you weren't dorged I'd dump you in a pt pit or send you to investigate the vcaverns or some shit ffs
10:13 pm, 4th %Timber: emind me to put Aussie WInter's fishing labour back on later, he's one of our obly able bodied forfs left so I turned him onto doing medical shiz instead for the time being.
10:19, 8th Timber: OH, SHIT
(https://i.imgur.com/7Fv6Y4R.png?1)
I didnt expect this to happen so soon! Actually I honestly kinda ahand't even thought of it.... maybe 'cause I'm drunk, but yknow.
I think the forst *forrt might be about to die for reals, sorry guys.
Gonna o pour one out for the infected... haha nah fuck that I'm gonna pour it into me instead
10:26pm
I think Wrex might be our only hope right now... this thing /these things have been crushing skulls lieft and right in their fuggen jaws
although one of them tore another apart at least, when they both turned next to each other in the makeshift ohospietal, haha
(https://i.imgur.com/2mvzle8.png?1)
Not sure why they using a pikc but I sure ain't gon complain
(I just ppped open another beer btw)
10:33, 10th timber: ugh, the few folks we have left in the mi makeshift military are busy gettin' dolled up putting on ants and caps to finish off this mfkmn wererhino... including Queen Cog, who's the only one w/ a proper weapon as far as I can see
at least the wererhino outpost liasion is't fukken shit up. Maybe a glitch ut he just seems t be standing where he was by the wagon...
Is there any way to tell your "monster slayers" to agcutually slay the friggin' monsters!? Or do the lazy bastards only fo that in caverns????
10:39pm, 10th Tmber: okay, so it would appaear one of these monsters has turned back into dwarvern form and expects to just assimilate back into the colony like othing happened.. what do? I'm thinking maybe send this creep off on a one-dwarf mission to raid sites or som summat??
Not too experiences with this sorta thing tbh.//
(https://i.imgur.com/th3Im3U.png?1)
10:44, 10th Timber: Ummmmm okay I'm a li'l confused. Immediately after my lassst post I realised people were still intererupting one another.
Then the expedition leader (the were-rhino who illed all dem folks) was found dead, his head punched in a by a wrestler... o now the future Queen Cog is laying into the killer with her axe. Wtf. Bois, I think we might be havin' us a god good ol' fashoioned loyalty cascade!
10:48 , 11th Timber:
Spoiler: It's for the best. (click to show/hide)
10:52: savin tha game now. Also I need to pee. And drik more. And maybe heat up the rest of these chips....
10:59: refilled my ask, chucked on some music (some hrrible band called Faecal Putrefaction)and am about to unpause
11:10pm: Never mind, that band was shit. Puttng on something else.
or More importantly:
Spoiler: Uhhhhhhh... (click to show/hide)
11:23: okay, I was gonn send Naryar away on a raid )after he killed almost everyone), but Cog decided to step in and do some vilgilante shit..... now they are locked in mortal combbat and I am just hping NArar doesn't ru turn again before he can be finished off D:
(https://i.imgur.com/n522SO8.png?1)
11:32, 21st Moonstone: okay, Naryar is dead. I am unsure as to the extendt of our remaining dwarf's injuries. SHe's a tough 'un, though. I havem't dorfed anyone as her' cause I feel like everyone would fight over her, y'knw??? I just wish she'd used her axe instead of slowly beatening the were-rhino to death....
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
11:41, 27th Moosntone: had Cog kill the outpost liasion, she can't be too badly hurt 'case she made short work of the cunt
JHopefully we cget some new migrants soon s's I can dorf y'all again :-[
11:44 pm:
"I need to watch my figure!"
(https://i.imgur.com/YFMjlOn.png?1)
Note sure why I titled Cog as the "future queen" to begin with, but I reckon she''.s certainly earned the titled *title now after killong so many derps and saving the day.
11:51: brb, gonna go heat uip some cold chips and make a sandwich. ocmputer just froze up a lil so I'mma save the game, too.
12:18 back. Also I hink our last dwarf may be a paraplegic... gotta love how east it is to become permanently cripppled in this game. ::)
Somet things never change.
12:49, 16th Grantie: gosh, watching a lone crippled dwarf try to buld things is certainly a slog.
Hpefully we get some migrant sooon. Poor Cog, she doesn't deserve to be a paraplegic. ( :(
12:54, 17th Granite: Oh, okay. Great.
(https://i.imgur.com/KMwpuEV.png?1)
1:00am, 24th granite: I don't think I can sort out Cog's mental state AND y''know bury all these durn ghosts befrore tey fuck things up. What do?
Wait a minute. PSring has arrivesd! Does that mean the year is over, or what? :o
1:03am
*googles*
Oh, shit, okay. So I kiiiin da overshot my ear a *YEAR a little. What do? Hand this pitifulmesss over to the next person or try an finish another tear? YEAR
I still ave a bottle o' Stones and like, three beers left...
Well, I gess Ill continue until someons tellsme otherwise.
1:27, 24th Granite: wow, even considering the guest as and monster hunteres etc, we are massively outnumbered by the v cavern people.Tieks. *ykes* YIKES, damnit
1:30am, 25th granite: UGH I really dunno, is it better to bury your current c ghosts or bury other dead dolks in the hopes that no violent dsmember-y ghosts pop up??? I DON'T KW
2:27am: alright, uploading my save now since I overshot my year. Blame this guy/gal:
Hand it over to the next poor sod. You've finished the year, so according to rule 6, you get to "instate one rule to be followed by future overseers of the same fort".
Also, you've overshot your year slightly. I won't hold it against you, but for future overseers:Spoiler: Preventing Overshoot, a guide for future overseers. (click to show/hide)
Here is tha save (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=14393). Hope y'all enjoy, sorry for getting everyone killed. Feelsbadman. :(
Feel freee to go back to the last save If ya'd rather.
Post by: Silverwing235 on May 27, 2019, 08:40:33 am
Post by: Yoink on May 28, 2019, 02:01:46 am
Or don't, if you don't feel like it. Maybe just take a shot instead if you still have any booze remaining. *shrug*
Post by: Meddadog on June 08, 2019, 03:47:50 pm
Post by: methylatedspirit on June 09, 2019, 01:59:28 am
what version is the fort on currently? and does an LNP exist for it? im hopeless with vanilla (take a look back to the furst turn i ever took at this, i messed up my game files big time).
The most recent fort is on 0.44.12, with ASCII graphics. There's PeridexisErrant's DF Starter Pack (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=126076.0) (for Windows) and LinuxLNP (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163211.0) (for Linux). Both of these are updated to 0.44.12.
For Mac, unfortunately, there's no easy, all-in-one LNP that's up to date. There's this guide on Reddit to update the Lazy Mac Pack to 0.44.12. (https://www.reddit.com/r/dwarffortress/comments/9uzz3w/guide_to_manually_updating_lazy_mac_pack_osx/) Do it at your own risk.
Post by: Yoink on June 20, 2019, 02:14:54 pm
Quick, somebody get in here and start drinking!!
Post by: Craftsdwarf boi on June 21, 2019, 09:51:55 pm
But that does not fit the criterion, doesn't it
Post by: comicraider on June 26, 2019, 10:12:37 am
Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe I'll make an exception if work permits, just this once. :P
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on September 13, 2019, 07:04:17 am
With alcohol, however, my love has blossomed, so much so that it has begun to endanger my life, in a vehicular and biological sense. So like comicraider above me I'm cutting back.
But not tonight! I recently got into DF again with me new laptop and tonight I might get stinking drunk. Buy me bottle of scotch and rape the liver, that kinda jolly adventure into the abyss.
We'll see. Won't we?
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on September 13, 2019, 12:20:31 pm
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on September 13, 2019, 02:20:20 pm
How da fuck do u post images here<Q>>Q>Q
(http://imgur.com/d8cb9d7a-3a92-4d93-aadb-210fddfb643f)
Post by: Superdorf on September 13, 2019, 03:19:46 pm
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Happy dwarf-burnings! :D
Post by: palenerd on October 24, 2019, 06:27:17 pm
Post by: palenerd on October 24, 2019, 07:14:15 pm
Drunk me was really intent on keeping accurate timestamps for her logs, but forgot to indicate which pictures go where. I am marginally confident that this is mostly correct.
6pm - 1 1/2 shot Crown down, managed to download game.
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Oh good, we're dying already.
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There is an ominous box here. It appears to have no connectionm with the fortress, which is down a level and not even really built. We have TWO dorfs.
Lezzgo.
The ui tells me there are two carpentry stations, but I see zero carpentry stations, so I made a third carpentry station that shouldn't be a lie.
6:05pm - The future queen has a spinal injury and is the only real dwarf we have here. Not great. My tacos arrived! Pretty great. Finish my second shot and prepare to add vodka to the orange soda that came with my tacos.
6:13pm - Migrants! We're saved! I also approved a bunch of monster slayers to live here because the fort seems to be one with the cave.
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They've barely arrived on-screen and our future queen has already begun recovering the wounded. Dear god why.
That does imply there's a hospital somewhere though. So that's good.
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6:20pm - I've found the hospital. It's actually a two-for-one hospital-stockpile mega-combo. I have no idea what's goinmg on.
6:25pm - I've put doors on what I think are the enterances and exits. It seems like there are multiple redundant places of interest. Don't like that. I've closed off at least one of them.
6:28pm - Realise that the weird redundant nonsense was for the trade depot. I don't like that. Thus I have made a new trade depo outside.
6:35pm - I feel like I have imporant updates to make but I've forgotten entirely.
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OH YEAH!
We have no food.
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6:47pm - The future queen was pregant? This makes me kinda disappointed in myself for wanting her to die fro cancelling 'dig' 3 times in quick successwion.
Not really though.
6:55pm - Not much is happening because I can't convince anyone other than Queeny Girl here to wield a pickaxe and SHE won't stop conducting meetings instead of digging. HOWEVER, you should know that I'm really feeling the 4 shots I drank right now.
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We're all gonna die.
6:58pm - AWW YEAH Zon Idenecem picking up an actual damn pickaxe right here.
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7:00pm - MORE MIGRANTS. Welcome to hell, kiddos.
7:05pm - It's 7th Galena and I've just now managed to make a single Dorf booze.
7:07pm - The future queen is dead. Long live the future king.
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His name reminded me of a certain space lizard, and thus it was so:
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7:10pm - Managed to build a farm plot. No idea if there are other farm plots, but there is no food, so my guess is no. Note that it is 25th Galena.
7:15pm - Disocvered that the old farm plots were along the sides of the mountain.
Wat.
7:18pm - Oyutpost liason.
7:21pm - They came and left???? What was that about????
7:25pm - Put the first coffins down in the graveyard! Now it's a real fortress.
7:30pm - Pour myself a shot of Crown. Not much going on other than the mausoleum.
7:33pm - Cute furry animals are dying. I attempt to fix that. Mostly.
7:37pm - Migrants! Four of them. We theoretically have 32 citizens now.
8:00pm - Mausoleum done. Also ------ fuck I forgot nvm.
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What are these rooms for??? Why are tehre here???
8:03pm - I made the left room an inn. The dwarves named it "The Saffron of Limbs." Seems accurate to their lives.
8:14pm - It is a this point that I realize the caravan had some sort of accident and left us all sorts of goodies. I quickly un-forbid and assimilate them.
8:18pm - Have a brief were-rhino scare, but it thankfully gave up almost as soon as I locked our new shiny doors. The year ended like 3 seconds aftre this.
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Post by: NordicNooob on October 24, 2019, 09:00:18 pm
However...
Below is what I recorded last night.I'm mildly disturbed by the existence of theoretical citizens. Is this "oh yeah half of them are going to die" or is it more "they're all accepted petitioners and can't work?"I'm still grappling with the attachment feature(?) so bear with me.EDIT: Here it is! (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=14577)
7:37pm - Migrants! Four of them. We theoretically have 32 citizens now.
Post by: palenerd on October 24, 2019, 10:39:56 pm
Post by: Dragofire on October 26, 2019, 06:14:17 pm
Post by: Yoink on October 30, 2019, 10:03:37 pm
Glad to see someone bringing Drunk shenanigans back to the Community Games board.
@Dragofire: what's the legal drinking age where you live?
Post by: Unknown72 on October 30, 2019, 10:45:35 pm
And now I'm turning 22 in a couple of hours and can actually participate if I ever feel like attempting to dwarf fortress while shit faced.
Post by: Dragofire on October 31, 2019, 08:05:22 am
Post by: Superdorf on November 01, 2019, 03:28:33 pm
Ya know it's really weird to think that I originally started reading this when I was 16 and thinking "Wow, it's been going for a while. Kinda sad I can't join in though, too young and don't want to deprive myself of sleep."
And now I'm turning 22 in a couple of hours and can actually participate if I ever feel like attempting to dwarf fortress while shit faced.
Happy (belated) birthday! :D
Post by: Unknown72 on November 03, 2019, 03:25:21 pm
Ya know it's really weird to think that I originally started reading this when I was 16 and thinking "Wow, it's been going for a while. Kinda sad I can't join in though, too young and don't want to deprive myself of sleep."
And now I'm turning 22 in a couple of hours and can actually participate if I ever feel like attempting to dwarf fortress while shit faced.
Happy (belated) birthday! :D
Haha thanks! Funnily enough, I completely forgot that there's a 31st day in october (which was also the day of halloween) so in actuality, you weren't late in saying it :P
Once I get my next paycheck, if there's enough left over from rent i'm thinking about getting some alcohol and trying this out.
Post by: Yoink on November 26, 2019, 06:48:20 am
Should I down some more of this bourbon and embark on an actual DF turn?! I'm already seeing double, goddamn.
Ediit: wait,Did Palenerd ever upload a save???
Edit: nevermind, I fuckin' found it! 'Tws upoaded at tgeb... at the sstart of the post! All good.
I'll porbbaly start this ina new post, I dunno.
Edit:
pkasy!
Okay! We ave a ot of folks wth nojobs and shit. SI think I will staet a new post at tgus point. >.>
Post by: methylatedspirit on November 26, 2019, 07:06:52 am
Post by: Yoink on November 26, 2019, 07:24:29 am
Yeah, this shit seeeem s a li'l fuced.
...It doesn't hel[p that I barely rememeber how yo play DF at the ve best of times. >.>
4th Grantire, 252
aw shit, apparnetly people are being haunted?
By what?!?! I haven;t seen any ghosts in the n unit screeen... wankers.
7th Granite
Okay, what the shut? My dis digging designations arent even showig up, ;let aloe being mined out.
Is this some weird new feature I missed?! WHAT?!?!
I don;t even know wha to do now. Dx
9th Granite, Early spring
Okay, everyone seems st to be working on stugff ,. I dunno. Why are we all out ere anyway?
22nsd Granitre
Oh shit, I just spent the ;ast while fixated on designating new bedroooms.
No idea why. Hopefully thst doesnt set u back.
9th Slare
Alrigt, obviously we need more stuff. Let's beild a wholenumch f of slabs. TOO MANY GHOSTS
20th slate: alright, we have a tonne of folks ahanging around, way too many cirses gettung buried, and far too lattle preogresss being made.
I guess I should probably pt a foor *door on everyone's door? I dunno...
1st Felite: oh shiiit looks like we havew new peeps.
Honestly, I tjink I might start getting pictures oh this lunatic. Also, screenshots! Shit, I forgot about that,
First though , another atfiff s drink.
Also, UI just worked out where the rest of muh bourbon is, hooooray@ !'
Expect lesssobriety.
2nd Felsite: Waritght, awright, here;s aya new dofs.
Treat them well. If you need more info lemme know, 'cause couldn't be notherd working out more.
Doot-da-dooooo! https://imgur.com/a/H6G6iiF
Oh yeah, in the soirit of stuff here'swhere a bunch of earlier folks entereed the mao. MAp.
Hopefully it works. (https://i.imgur.com/ruP0IfZ.png).
Who knoed. Onr should help it works. Also I been drinking*for*MORE booze.
7th Feliste:
(https://i.imgur.com/7MOCBS2.png)
I'm sure tis'll end well.Shurblalls.
(https://i.imgur.com/Ehzg14i.png)
12:40am HA! You thought I was dead,din;t you!
Well, no. I a,m back, with more drunkeness! Also I dseignated a buch mre rooms because apat from slabs I reallly dunno what else to do,.
(https://i.imgur.com/3Ns1RnO.png)
20th heamtitie
Damn, tis makes me think/remember that I should probablt dorf some people... tose that survive, that is.
(https://i.imgur.com/l5VgAI6.png)
I think our bersekerer i fairly weell surrounded with "soldiers", so we should b able to beat him down without too much troubke.
Also, I had far too easya time typing that last pit, so I reckon I'lll chucg the rest of this bourbon I've been nursing.
20th Hematitie:
Wow, so apparently at least some of ur sldiers are armed wit silver spears and stteel shields. Wow. That a definitely weny more smoothly than expeted, haha.
26th Hematite:
Oh wow, okay, so we gave ew migrants just as everyone's starting to go uts. Cool!
I think U;ll pour myself aonother beverage. and watch the firewoorks... \
One of these new guys is he new ME.
Too many dimiliarities to list, haa.
Spoiler: Yoink (click to show/hide)
So... soes anyo e want to be dorfed? We have a decent grower and a mechanic who wmoonilights as a speardorf so far,.
Edit: alright, internet's working, here's the save: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=14619
Whoever takes the next turn, I recommend engraving all those slabs I was making so that they can actually be useful. I kinda forgot that part. xD
I didn't get very much done at all, but oh well.
Post by: Yoink on November 26, 2019, 10:38:04 am
Doesn't seem likely right now, so I'll upload my save tomoz
Edit: posted the save.
Post by: TD1 on November 27, 2019, 08:23:15 am
Post by: Lovechild on December 15, 2019, 02:20:18 pm
Post by: Lovechild on December 15, 2019, 04:15:08 pm
Post by: Lovechild on December 15, 2019, 05:18:04 pm
Crhistmans theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQnA8mJLXb8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQnA8mJLXb8)
ohhhhhh fuck its onwe of those prot strat multilvel forts. nowayi can keep track of things roundhere. lets try anyway.
(https://i.imgur.com/MR4GlCS.png)
so were diiging bedroom s huh- well this is just inefficueinet. Look at these giant roooms. im gonna fix this
(https://i.imgur.com/8hPrD7K.png)
there we go.
guuseess ill dorf myself. ohshit theres a lady! Im gonna be the lady
shes a human huh of course. funky
engravin a bunsha slabs now cause yoink said so
(https://i.imgur.com/2m1Hkjo.png)
wtf people arnent building beds! theyree just dacing and shuit!
EVEYRPNE WHO DANCES IS NOW A CARPENTRE
HOWS THAT BITCAHERS?"!?!?!
btw i dont think thsoae slabs didnt get enangravd. cauz there wernt any slabs.
uhoh someoner got deprased.
(https://i.imgur.com/5ycpp9w.png)
theres a bunch o maisma here thad oensnt need to be here. its like the sufrace, it should be open ait. ill fix it.
(https://i.imgur.com/ykVWFJO.png)
boom bayby
(https://i.imgur.com/mxdpEwo.png)
wut anothe r avein????? it wanst me thos time. or maybe it was those trees i tol sdem to cut. ok sorry it aws mee.
its fine tha wooodcutters are afine.
do we evne have a foosd stoskcpiöeöle? i dont think whe do. im gonna makle one just to be sure,.
that might explain why all out crops keep rotting int eh filed.
Hmm so eveyrone keeps gettin g depresed and crsuhed by caveins HOWEEVERE we keep gettong pettitions by people to live here so i think itsll work out in the end.
some one just ernt satasrk ravin mad. im gon a go ahead and expand that burial complex.
CAN SOEM ONE BRE WSOME SHIT SHOLY SHIT?!?!? i kepep enabling brewing on everyone but nonone s doing it?!?!?!!?
(https://i.imgur.com/B084ajj.png)
Well, i di d it. Therea are bedroms for everyone. YOu can thankme later.
The taraders are here...... and we dont have a depot???? wtf? look guyys i know you weer drunk bnut couldnt you put up a depot at lardst?
(https://i.imgur.com/LMwtxPs.png)
ooooojh whats going on here??
welll apparently the Tick of DIShes conquered one of ours itess....... i got a bada feeeling baout this....
MIGRANTS! hahha what a bunch of dumbasses.
and a lord consaorrt is visint g... could it be... nopw its not my husnaband. goddamit toady release the next version alsready so we can cheat on ourt loser husnabds.
welp i made slabs.. now how to get one tof these idiots to engravbe them
(https://i.imgur.com/aFS11LJ.png)
GOTTTEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc
NO VOTES BFOR YOU BITCH
ohhhhshit looks like we got an artifact incomeing. goodluck with that.
ahh i almost forgto the traders were heer. ill buy some gesm and that mood ll go just fine.
(https://i.imgur.com/uOoihko.png)
WE DIT IT
WTF IS A SEJKIRB
(https://i.imgur.com/KWb4IPE.png)
beauitful
beer ran out...... im geting some more glögg
and things are llloooking up i the fort tooo... noones thisrested to death for a while!
everything sgoing so mooth we can start mingin ore... what is one the map? sphalterite huh. fuckin figures.
dont even remsmeber what thats good for..... gues well asmelt it and fisnd out
(https://i.imgur.com/ogozMR7.png)
ah thas rgiht, its zinc. fuuuuuuuck me.
so well have ot trde afor sepons and amror... meanhwile the keas are stealing the arms whe do have... its gonna b a challenge.
WELL NOW somemnone was found drained of blad! so etheres a vampiere in the fort! thsats just what we nneed
Yoink has been apointed sheriff. your job is tos fins the vampire. goodluck
wahey new mood incomin! good thing we smeltd that sphaleriite cuzx its a metalsimth
(https://i.imgur.com/AtEm03w.png)
coolcool
THWE MEINER KULET ZEBGMÖRUL HAS REVEALISED THE PRESENCE OF DEREMAS OF BLACJKSPELKERS TO THE HUMAN CROSBBOWMAN LOKUM MATZNGOBOLK. wew good job dude
its a book about the fotress blackspeakers.... fukkkn rip dudes the humies are comin
yo theres a hoary marmot man bard visitng! whats even a hoary manrot
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Marmota_caligata_%28EH%29.jpg)
dawwwww cute.
(https://i.imgur.com/JYpDKhz.png)
and theres spirng! all inall i think id did a good job with the forterss. everyone has a beedroom, noone is theirsting to death, we have a usless metal indeustry.
Next oversser just need to get us weapons and amror somehow and root out that vampoire that keeps eating people
SAVE
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=14643 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=14643)
MERRRY DORFMAS AND A HAPPY DRUNK YEART
Post by: Yoink on February 05, 2020, 03:58:16 am
I clearly don't check this thread as often as I should, but well done. I hope you recovered nicely from any resultant alcohol poisoning.
Now, who's going to bring Drunkfort into the new version? Or shall we just continue on in the old one?
Post by: Naryar on February 05, 2020, 06:03:11 am
Would almost play but I worry about drinking too much for my health, really. And I don't resist alcohol that much. I could drink reasonably then play, but those rarely make for good or funny posts.
Post by: TheImmortalRyukan on March 22, 2020, 09:22:32 pm
Post by: comicraider on March 31, 2020, 11:40:31 am
Post by: Meddadog on June 12, 2020, 03:36:48 pm
Post by: palenerd on September 21, 2020, 04:39:28 pm
EDIT: oaky I 've started drinking. It's gonna happen whereyther yuou like it or not
Post by: palenerd on September 21, 2020, 06:35:10 pm
Edit 22/09: I'll have my turn up later today after work
Post by: palenerd on September 22, 2020, 06:38:11 pm
to fix typose so much
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the vodka is Tito's by the way.
7:07 pm = okay 3 shots of vodka. I started at 6:30pm roughly. Also I haven't
eating anytrhing today, so expect drunkenness soon.
drinking lotsa watter so I don't dieeee
I weigh 100lbds soalking wet btw, so 3shots/30min is a lot for me
oh yeah I'm feeling it
okay notes to self" spring is when the year is.
7:15pm - food should happen any minue I hope so so I don't die. Loading up game
WITHPOUT dfhack. I usually use dfhack for the mouse control bc I'm disabled but
I think the alcohol is gonna prevent me from feeling joint pain today wanyway
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I have opened plender?? wtf how. I was pressing enter to see our units and
blender opened to some really old mesh I was doing for skyrim
oh I opended blnder twice
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wtf kind of performances are we doing here
anyway I', making the cheif medical officer me.
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we're all salacekres here I guess
no one put the big farms to ??work?? I have done so
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we're.... >???? channeling into the murky pool???? why?????
I'm trying to sep up a good quantum stockpi,e but I can't find ethe good
stockpile to staret. I've made a new food stockplile an d the old food
stovckpile can be quantum
also I might madke a dumb? there are dead dog corpses in the dininkg aresa
farmers are thoughting a tanturm. they do ont like the big farm. why???
7:35pm - everyone is thirsty??? bad/.
okay adding some manager thigns to the queue
like make charcol
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VAMPIREEEE
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some migrants have arrived!!!
like, 5 of them
we have 55 citizens how
54. someone dided of dehydration
7:48pm - of hfuck m food is here
also booze
my scorpiojn bowl was`sent to me in a capri sun
whya re there so many dead bodies everywhere???
I shovel crab rangdoon into my face at lightspeed
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we have a military??????
I'm tryingto make this dumb but it they won't do the thing
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oh I think someone died
soneone needs to be plavced in traction but eeehhh
ahahhahahahaha! I make pressure plate!
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a bowyer is taken by a fey mood!!
I gotta make a bowyers workshop I think
IT IS NOWWW SUMMMER!!!
We have a llama, but he is underutilized. I shall fix this.
I;m laying down the LAWWWWWW. Ny which I eman de3aling qirh trhe shit in the
justixwe tab
I made a tractionm bench!! This should hel[p the spa,m
8:26pm - finished scorpion bowl, started on savignon blanc
I'm rading a goblin place. Nihghtmarevoices??? somethjing like that
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8:36pm - I think I let an intertainwe in but I can't read anymore I don't now
there are 49 citizens
8:40pm - Doors.
There are missions. Beware.
I don't think therea re enough barrels. More barrels. More.
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Note from sober palenerd: this image goes here chronologically, but I have no marker for it. It could be anything.
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I think this i s the guy with the fey modd?? Well taht sucks.
8:55pm - Autum! Fall! Whaytever!
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y.
Note from sober palenerd: I suddenly noticed the existence of those four empty rooms, and was really bothered that they were there.
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This is a terrible child. We need to punish this child. Bad bad bad bad.
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Note from sober palenerd: This image also had no marker, but I'm guessing this was because the vampire was still happening.
We have a noble's pffice?? Where???
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More strange moods I can't help wtih!!
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Note from sober palenerd: These two images are the last thing I have of this. I do remember getting to spring (and being surprised about it), but I stopped writing after this. Make of these what you will.
Annnd the save: https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=15213 (https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=15213)
Post by: Naryar on May 27, 2021, 12:03:09 pm
But that's not fun nor within the spirit of Drunk Fortress. Oh well. Could take a turn some time.
Post by: BluarianKnight on May 30, 2021, 01:47:32 pm
Teh LOLmod did an update.
If Dwarf Fortress has been necro'd..
Well, you get what I'm insinuating.
Post by: Shakerag on September 20, 2021, 09:23:55 pm
Should we continue or do a new one?
Scratch that. I'll continue the fort on Wednesday evening unless someone gets to it first.
Post by: Shakerag on September 22, 2021, 10:19:14 pm
Hello, I'm Shakerag. I'm more infamously known down in the Mafia sub-forum, but I actally did a previous turn with Drunk Fortress back in 2015.
I'll be drinking somewhere between 10-12 shots of vodka in mixed drinks. Working on that now. Also made sure I got rid of DFHack, but I will be using Therapist, though that shouldn't affect the save.
Ok, save loaded ok, and Therapist can see everything fine. Excellent. Time to claim a random dorf.
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Oh good, that seems to be working. Let's see... ow, my thumb. Also I hate hamsters. Weird. I have a shit ton of aunts and uncles. One aunt is a future queen, neato. Oh. Her upper body is gone. That's a shame. Uhh, she killed 4 dorfs and 5 cave crocodiles too ... wtf even happened there?
Well we do have quite a few dead dorfs ... let's see what happened. Oh. That is a lot of coffins.
Hoo boy this'll be fun when I unpause. Seems like we're ok on booze but no meals. Ahh, let's not brew the pig tails. I'm sure we'll need cloth eventually. Let's not cook with the booze either.
wHY did we not restrict marble? That's weird, changing that.
354 bars of zinc. tf we gonna do with zinc? I better wiki that. we can make nickel silver (lol) or brass. Super.
Shit ton of wood, that's good. Fuck them elves.
WE JUST hAVE A DOOR PROTECTING THE FORT?!? Ahh hell naw. Trap time. Anmd we don't even have a mechanists shop? Fuck me running guys.
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Alright, ok, here we go. Fucking Yoiunk need to trade here. Oh god I forgot how to tradfe. Lemme look that up. POh Oh. No trader at the depo. Why is there no trader at the depo. tf. well fuck them then, we got other shit to do
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And fuck us the keas are stealing shit. Mobilize the dofts! Kill them fucfking burds ffs.
Fuck your ptetitions, gtfo
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m n
Ok, this year gonna be long.
Oh god, people are fighting and I don't even know why.
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Oh ok Summer. That was only one season? FGuck me!
Right oh, building more cage traps abuut oiur entrance.
It may occur to me that I have no fucfking clue what I'm doing. But fuck it, let's make a farm.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I havemo idea what the fuck is goingon. Someone till these fields.
yeah ok sometone throwing a tatrum. Eat my enture ass.
WHy ... why is someone still needing to sheer. Stop it. ANHBH found it, canceld that job.
Oh boy another poet visiting. gtfo
Ahh shit I forgot how to make a new squad. And I accepted all these figheter people petitions. fukc.
WHY ARE YOU STILL wANTING TO SHEER. I CANLCELED THOSE JOBS> YOUJ DICK. YOU ASSHOLE.
holyshit.
Holt shit. we just find some deaders. Fuck me need more coffins. and fuck I forgot how to build a coffin. Fuck it thety geet kaskinds.
Ok fuck people are fighting and I still don't know why. Time to take a pisser and let the fort do it's thing.
Oh hey we got a room smoothed out. Yay for us. Thank shit we're on to autumn now.
Oh fuck more people being found dead. What tf is even happenening. Time to build more coffins.
WHY ARE TOU STILL TRYING TO SHEAR ANIMALS> I CANCELED THAT GODAMNIT.
And some dumb fucking poet is clooging up my combat reports with puking. Fuck off mate.>><<
Oh great, someone else slipped into depression. Fuck off then,.
Made a domitory. Get some sleep, bitches.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Fuck me that scuked.
This is like an emo convetion so many dofts slipping into dpression.
And now some fuck wants to collect webs. Stop that, stoip tit
anothertantum ffs, mobileze the squad.
Oh shit right, forgot you needed to make caskets available for burial. whippsies.
Fuck these entertainers. Go entertain a necromancers tower. We don't need you here.
Oh fuck my now why are y'all doo horrified to fo your jobs. Get the fuck on on it.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
awesome, quit moping and go do something useful ya dick
Super. We attracted no migrants this season. They know we fucked up.
I have no idea why I can't change jobs. Fuck me running.
<><>>\
shit
fucking crisht we didn't have roles done - ok, settping up a hospital
wnhy is everyone so hjorrified? what the fuck is even causing tahat?
ok, coo, this forst has more depressed people than twitter and instagram combined.
Why are you horrified. make th ebed.
Oh no it crashed.
FUUUUUUUUu
whatever, I'm used to suffering.
I LIED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
back to Limestone which is fall. fuck. whatever
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just saw someone not reporting a crime due to being horrified and ... yeah let's not bother with that.
ok okok hospital and caskters back up
I perhaps have maybe screwd the pooch. Fells like half the fort is horrified and the other half is throwing tantrums. Let's see how it works out.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh perhaps about as expected for a drunk fort. Who can say, really?
Well. There are a lot of bards and poets fighting and ... well that's fine. Let's chalk that up to creative differences.
Oh boy Winter. One more season to go thank fuck.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh hey, I died. Damn. On the plus side those cage traps were clutch here.
So we technically survived that.
Technically. On a different note I think we're pretty fucked. That might be my bad, whoopsies.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
AAAAND it crashed again. Why is this happening to me. Ok, we're right back to before the force of darkness arrived. I can't even anymore.
Someone do better than I did.
https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=15675 (https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=15675)
Post by: TheImmortalRyukan on September 23, 2021, 11:29:05 am
Post by: Shakerag on September 23, 2021, 04:27:49 pm
Post by: EuchreJack on September 29, 2021, 12:41:26 pm
Post by: TD1 on October 06, 2021, 06:40:49 pm
Thankfully the next overseer will be forewarned about that force of darkness, heh.
Post by: Schmaven on November 06, 2021, 07:52:12 pm
Post by: Schmaven on November 06, 2021, 09:34:44 pm
So the save was in 47.04, but I opened it in 47.05 because I'm drunk, and fuckit... Also, I'm using the LNP launcher, with the Meph+Vordak graphics tiles. So far, it works.
But on the first day. Just letting things run for a time to see what's going on, "A vile force of darkness has arrived"
Let's see WTF I'm working with here...
The siege has arrived in the SE corner of the map. Very thick with trees.
The siege is just 4 goblins and 5 dwarves. The fort has a number of skilled fighters by the z-screen, so this should be fine.
But first, I need to refill my wine glass with another 1/2 bottle. {yes, it is a rather large glass}
Post by: Schmaven on November 06, 2021, 09:48:37 pm
So I am checking the hot keys:
Spoiler: F1 Gate (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: F2: spahlerit (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: F3: tavern? (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: F4: mainfort (click to show/hide)
So the pizza arrived as the siege did, and I thought I payused it , but I didn't, so thi si is not good...
Post by: Schmaven on November 06, 2021, 09:59:33 pm
Holy shit. This may be beyond even my pause-skill-fu with the DF mechanics, but we'll see...
Post by: Schmaven on November 06, 2021, 11:09:16 pm
1 of the caverns was discovered to be open to th efort, so a wall was constructed over the stairway to it's depth's. But since only 4 dwarves are capable of not being in the hospital, I'm a bit limited here.
Examination of the bars reveals 357 zinc, 2 steel, 1 nickel silver, 1 rose gold & 1 copper bar.
First things gfirst, miasma...
Spoiler: Miasma (click to show/hide)
Bit off a bit more than I was ready to chew here.
Spoiler: not great (click to show/hide)
Post by: Schmaven on November 07, 2021, 01:11:12 am
A number of them have also starved / dehydrated to death also...
Spoiler: The end? (click to show/hide)
There are 2 dwarves supposedly capable of having labors assigned to them. I wasn't able to get them to do anything however. It seems like they are soon to die as well. But that's the next overseer's problem now.
Spring has arrived!
The Save
(https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=15731)
Post by: Schmaven on November 08, 2021, 04:07:59 pm
Currently about 50 ounces deep into some hard ciders. First notification is from DF Hack showing 3 dwarves dehydrated. Year 255, first day of first month. There are 4 citizens, 1 child, 1 goblin bard, 1 gem setter (quite injured), and 1 unconscious mason
Spoiler: Gen Setter (click to show/hide)
Also, just got the hiccups/
The child is already haggard at 11 years old, so I don't expect much even if the fort persists.
The goblin bard is also haggard...
Edit: So essentially the fort has 1 darf capable of doing anything. Yeehaw!
Post by: Schmaven on November 08, 2021, 04:21:26 pm
I;ve got chili on the stove, so I'm just going t olet it play out for now and re-embark once the chili is done (pretty soon)Update to follow:
Post by: Schmaven on November 08, 2021, 05:34:28 pm
Spoiler: Child at play with ghost friend (click to show/hide)
Some goblins invaded, and everyone died, but the game kept going. I think maybe if visitors are still alive, they could potentially apply for citizenship and recover the fortt? IJ'm following the human axeman for now to see how he does.
Spoiler: Announcements (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Citizens (click to show/hide)
This is taking quite a while longer than I expected for things to implode. So I don't think it would be helpful to start a new embar,k ta this point .
Edit: I posted too soon, migrants arrived! Let's see if this can ve saved
So I noticed there were no underground farms. I designated a section for mining, and eneabled mining on everoyone. I though tit as inaccessible, but then following some of the diggers, I just let them carve away at who knows what past designations there were. I saw portions of the fort connectded, and exploratory tunnels.
Also, I found some massive zinc ore excavation had already been done. Why do we need zinc?
Spoiler: zinc ore (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: more zinc ore (click to show/hide)
Post by: Schmaven on November 08, 2021, 08:30:40 pm
Some other farm zones were discovdered while wondering what the dwarves were doing while not placing the slabs.
Spoiler: More farm land (click to show/hide)
Still waiting for the still to be built to keep the plump helmets going, but it's the prepared foods that are lacking.
Spoiler: z-screen (click to show/hide)
Trying to appoint a broker lead to a very confusing noblaes screen
Spoiler: nobles (click to show/hide)
I'm letting the 6 dwarves just plant seeds and harvest food for now.
While pasturing some animals who were starving, I think I found 1 of the previous overseers?
Spoiler: Overlord (click to show/hide)
I should read more of the previous posts at some point...
But there is cause for yet more hope - 7 more migrants have arrived! We have a lucky population of 13 working dwarves now!
Well there was...
This world has were-rhinocerouses!
Spoiler: Were-Rhino arrives (click to show/hide)
Everyone was immediately drafted and sent after the beast.
Everyone was killed.
But another theory as to how the fort did not die at 0 citizens was discovered: There is a squad currently sent out on a raid.
The wererhinoceros bites the wrestler in the lower body, then shakes him around, spilling his guts.
The wererhinoceros bites the recruit in the upper body and shakes it until arteries were torn.
The wererhinoceros bites the recruit in the head, the shakes until the skull collapes. (x2)
The wererhinoceros bites the left lower leg and right uppeer leg off of another recruit, who died of bloodloss.
The wererhinoceros bites the marksdwarf in the head and shakes until the upper spine collapes.
The wererhinoceros bites Solon Cilobisan in the upper body, shaking him around until arteries are opened.
Three more bites and shakes to the head for 3 more kills.
Another died by a bite to the neck, severing it completely.
A recruit was dismembered (all but the right leg) after spilling his guts and then dying.
Another lost to the head bite/shake maneuver.
A different recruit lost his right foot, hand, and left lower leg before a bit and shake of the upper body opened arteries.
I think that was 1 more death than we had citizens, but there were some visitors in the fray.
...And the beast turned back into a peasant and ran off th emap
So much for a recovery.
Yet still the game has not ended.
The 1 inaccessible squad has been assigned to raid the Dark Goblin Pits of Nightmarevoices. Nearly a day's travel away. It has been several months, yet they are still traveling?
There are still 11 guests, so I suppose they could be keeping this ship burning just as well.
Not that they bring much hope: a swordsdwarf with no sword, and a marksdwarf.
Well, they just left. And some more bards came with a baron consort. 14 bards in total.
Really hoping for a petition or some migrants right about now.
Spring has arrived.
So it seems it just won't die. I suppose it's up the next overseer whether to just watch the bards and await some new migrants, or to start a fresh embark. If you do wait it out, I advise building a door to the outside world and locking it to at least slow down the wererhinocerouses. Before the last one laid waste to the fort, I had started to build a drawbridge at the front entrance, and managed to get a lever built in the SW corner of the empty part of the crafting level. It never got a chance to get linked up though.
Edit: Link fixed
the save (https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=15734)
Good luck!
Post by: Shakerag on November 08, 2021, 11:02:51 pm
Post by: Schmaven on November 09, 2021, 05:29:32 am
Dude. Your last save is an empty folder.
Oops, thanks for the heads up.
I just uploaded the save again, this time without the room spinning, so it should be there now.
Post by: Kokrot on November 09, 2021, 05:33:43 am
Post by: Schmaven on November 09, 2021, 06:02:08 am
I'd like to pick this up and bring the fort to its miserable end if nobody else has volunteered?
I recommend looking around / familiarizing yourself with the fort with it unpaused - since until migrants arrive, there are no workers available.
Post by: Kokrot on November 09, 2021, 06:15:27 am
Post by: Kokrot on November 09, 2021, 01:51:03 pm
I'm fairly sure the guests have nothing to do with the fort still surviving- that's down to the 'travelling' patrol. No idea where they've got to...
On the blackberry mead now. No sign of any patrol or migrants yet, but I notice the human and dwarf visitors are murdering each other. Nice!
Right, 19 migrants turned up. I shall see if the fort can endure the rest of the year tomorrow, for I must slumber now.
Post by: Shakerag on November 09, 2021, 08:32:27 pm
Post by: Shakerag on November 11, 2021, 10:06:32 pm
Right, 19 migrants turned up. I shall see if the fort can endure the rest of the year tomorrow, for I must slumber now.
Geh. I wanted to play but you didn't finish your turn and upload the save.
Post by: Kokrot on November 12, 2021, 12:32:27 pm
Post by: Moonstone_Flower on November 13, 2021, 12:28:07 am
I say 'tis even more dwarfy to go this route! What say thee? (totally not mildly blasted already)
Post by: Kokrot on November 13, 2021, 03:02:13 am
Are "local" brews of unknown ABV acceptable? We don't exactly have testing equipment, heh.
I say 'tis even more dwarfy to go this route! What say thee? (totally not mildly blasted already)
It's all good mate. Moonshine, homebrew, windowlene. Does the same job.
I'm drinking a Timmermans lambic and... some other stuff...
I've cleaned the fortress up a little, although after so much suffering it genuinely resembles a disaster zone.
I've constructed a new entranceway with a pit to catch those pesky invaders. As yet untested though, not sure if trolls could climb out.
I've put the undead to rest as best I could.
Now, let's see what the rest of the year brings.
Most of the above I wrote last night, got too drunk after that. So I'm now continuing with a hangover.
Somewhat ironically, I think the visiting human bards are getting drunk and antagonising the dwarven bards, and the whole thing has descended into a free-for-all. The bards are attacking our plucky dorfs now. Oh, and the Baron Consort was killed in a barfight.
Hair o' the dog time. Bit more blackberry mead.
We're getting quite a few visitors, but I'm very suspicious of them. I might have a few of them executed just to put my mind at ease. Last thing we need is another wererhino attack.
We got another 10 migrants! 2 of them children, who went to play in the tavern.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The keas are literally flying away with loads of valuables
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And now my watch is over.
(https://imgur.com/lCfAF5D.png)
I think I've resurrecteded the fort. We now have 35 citizens.
I built a new entranceway that should be useful for defence. I also built magma forges and smelters, and a combined temple/library. Hopefully guests will head here rather than the tavern, which should result in fewer fights. Speaking of which, be very careful when executing visitors. Occasionally they are friends or relatives of citizens and you end up with a loyalty cascade...
https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=15741
Post by: Shakerag on November 13, 2021, 06:54:30 pm
Post by: Moonstone_Flower on November 16, 2021, 07:24:57 pm
Unless someone's already taking a turn?
P.S. Iread the title as "We Hath Bacon" and I like it despite the fact that meat makes me chunder like a fish, so I put the bacon in the box, and so there.
Post by: Schmaven on November 16, 2021, 07:28:46 pm
Post by: Moonstone_Flower on November 16, 2021, 07:37:04 pm
The fort is so imbued with intoxcicats that I swear it can't even get commandds roight.
Fccccccckkkkkkk it I'm taking another shot and mucning some peanut butt granola.
Id PeakArmour is so facked that she's got asthma!
(https://i.imgur.com/KdQhdsx.png)
Why are the stockpiles these weird fucking columns?! You'll spill less wine if you use rows, you know?!
Why the fuck is nobody dwarfed
Where in the name of heavy CRAMPSIS THE netraceTO THE fort
arlight I finished spring btu my battery is low (we're on solar-only, no grid power here) so I'llcome back to it... either tomorrow night or day afterrt, dont' wanna drink severalda ys in a row ya know? As hilarious an evening as it's been...
Post by: Kokrot on November 17, 2021, 03:43:32 am
Post by: Yoink on November 24, 2021, 06:55:32 pm
Did Moonstone ever post the save somewhere?
Post by: Kokrot on November 25, 2021, 06:05:35 pm
I'm on a 4-on-4-off shift pattern now. When I can commit to a turn I'll attempt to do it in a single sitting ;)
Post by: Shakerag on November 25, 2021, 09:58:27 pm
Post by: Shakerag on November 27, 2021, 11:56:19 pm
Post by: Shakerag on November 29, 2021, 08:58:37 pm
Post by: Moonstone_Flower on November 29, 2021, 09:39:05 pm
Post by: Moonstone_Flower on November 30, 2021, 02:23:21 pm
Hmm it tastes like pumpkin seeds, hemp hearts, and granola all at once... with a bit of artichoke or those big mushrooms you find on some burgers... it's a weird taste but somehow not bad.
Post by: Moonstone_Flower on November 30, 2021, 03:29:19 pm
Took another shot, blood oranges taste fuckging good.
okay these chumpettes have elected me overseer somehow- what? What do you mean I claimed it last night?! I was sober last night! Eh sod it, time to do some reorganising around here.
First off, there’s not enough smooth stone to... *ahem*, everyone’s an ENGRAVER now!
They used to call me Cog, but plants are fucking terrifying so you lot can call me Hog-Cog-Millet now!
* belch
Alright everyone get to *belch* get to work already- wait are these our only two damn famrs what is this crap, alright time to fix that
(https://i.imgur.com/KOlCRXD.png)
what do you mean there’s NO GLASS FURNACES screw it im’ way too dunk to be dealing with this shet just tear down a forge and stick a glass thing in there
Heheh glass things huh, I got some glass things I’d like to make if there’s any sand... heh, glass...
Why the fuck are you making a zinc ring, who wants that crap?!
tim e for another shot I’m starting to lose the effects, how horrifying
THE TAVERN IS FULL OF FACKING JUNK
(https://i.imgur.com/lKS1KsL.png)
someone sober must have designed this entranc epath becausew hat the HELL is that??? Get back to hurk, you sluckers!
Who’s a fine stone block, yes you aaaaaare...
wheeeere the fcuk is the still?! Oh there it is- what do you mean “that’s another kitchen”- oh deernuts it is/ sO where’s the STILL?!
More blood oranges, tastea waaayyyy too god to be alcoholic ‘cause youj ust wanna CHUG it but that’d probably kill a man
...good thing we’re not MEN *SNORT*
found it
screw thism I’m building a tower, I got idead- YOU MOTHER OF FOUL FOWLSPAWN ph wiat secretivbe moodsare perfectly saaaafe
right okay so, tower time. There are NOT ENOUGH masonry shoooooooooooOOOOOOP!S
this... this horrific tragedy fo crapish proportionatess shall NOT STAND- wait, no, the shops will stand, once they’re built, anf weget... shops. That ware standing. STANDING!!
ah faknuts the secretive guy wanst rough gems and I dont’ see depo...depists- no okay no I see no uh, gem cluster bibots...things.
The undergrous lakes in the lakces look like LUNGS
(https://i.imgur.com/ye6B6Ev.png)
dig. you fools. DIG that epxlodararey (ed. "exploratory") tunnel to find the geeeeems for me bloody necklace of black puddingg- wait
what
what/
what?
hey a giant oldm and a giant cave tod are fighting soemewhere, the olm is filling the lakes with chunder
conscrtuion (ed. "construction") of the tower proceeds at a pace that could best be described as “WHERE THE CACK ARE YOU SLACKERS” and uncharitabyl as “what wall and floors”
alright which oen of you jokers made a bracelte o’ yer own HAIR an’ leeft it iin the FACKING hospital?! Come pick up your
Okay basically nothing is happening because everyone is too bloody sober and they just runnign around...ORGANISING
ORAGNS
wait oranges? Alrigth fine oenm ore shot and then I’mmaha ve to ... go lie odnw and watch futurama
oh shit
(https://i.imgur.com/4K2tjNu.png)
Oi you two in the still! What are you doi- oh my GODS are you having disgusting dwarfsex over a mug of beer in there?! (fro real they’r just stackfed on top of each other in the still, one drinking and ones leeping, it’s creepy as faiuck.)
(and my pwoer’s running out – i have a solar power system but no grid pwoer so games go throughi t pretty fast)
BARFIGHT
“Your story sucked!” “Yours sucked, AND your short fat hairy mother!”
(https://i.imgur.com/SeIjnL9.png)
kick that overgrown hairless ape’s arsenozzle! And by that I mean kick its ASS, irght in the donkey!
some shitty human justt ried to beat up a DOG of all things, the nmoron
alright spring’s over time to give our battery a break
Alright time to start up again. Got some weird thing made of some sort of leaves, I never really paid much attention but it tastes good so we’ll go with that. Gimme a bit to get the effects going...
ahyep thre we go
alrgiht ket’s get this starty farted
continue my TOWER you sober sonsof humans, BUILD tot he skies! THE SKIES! we shall conquer the very air with our... sky-piercing shaft of hollows!
wait
WHAT
(https://i.imgur.com/p0a3B9B.png)
WHAT IM’ SORRY YOU WHAHT
okaya so for the record it is 257-04-02 adn somehwo that happened
PULL
THE LEVERS
yesssss.a
we shall seeee the splatterings of... waitthats’ lunch
okay you goblins- DWARFS?!
(https://i.imgur.com/Z6lLH7f.png)
the lsisst (ed. "list") goes on but yousee my delemm- dilmea- dil- you know what Ime an YUO CAN SEE THE PROBLEM HERE
THEY’RE SOREBER
sobber
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zofdberg
zoid thati s
whtat ddo you mean thee mu (ed. "the emu") is fighting, do I lookd soaber engough to care?
okay it’sa sa a moosefs moses moose now waht do i care GET INSIDEB EFORE THE ANTIDURUNKENS KILL US ALL
ro worsse take our ale,that t’s horrifyigng
movvning on let’ssju ts goto bed and wait this ala l out, right, rigthght CLOSE THE GAETRES
um.
ofkay anmailas and dwfarvfes are dyging left and right what do Id o, I’m o confused
help
(https://i.imgur.com/vnaKoKK.png)
oops crajp.
sofar thats’s five dwfraves and a bbnuch of pets? welpe-
HELP-
(https://i.imgur.com/QJH0Cah.png)
aw nutsg
and unfortrunately thsi latptop canbarely handle thegame nomrallybut this nvvasion has basicaylyl brought it to a standtstlil
no jo ke wev'e gotlike 1-3FpsS, (edit1: And the new laptop was overheating, did I mention that? Seems Millet's death was rather symbolic, perhaps.) sorry all
Edit1: Save: https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=15757
Post by: Schmaven on November 30, 2021, 06:14:13 pm
Post by: Moonstone_Flower on November 30, 2021, 06:43:59 pm
Also, to whoever's next, I only got a few days done in Granite before this poor laptop couldn't take it. The game day should be the 7th or 8th, as I recall.
Post by: Kokrot on December 02, 2021, 11:56:44 pm
Post by: Kokrot on December 04, 2021, 05:29:21 am
As luck would have it, none of the invaders are actually inside the fortress yet. We might be able to wait it out.
Anyways, here we goes, starting off with an imperial stout.
Alright, I forbade the entrance hatch, closed the main entrance and restored the pit bridge. All cage traps have been activated. A few slipped past the entryway, but our stout axedorfs are ready to lay down their lifes.
That mad bone carver just died of thirst, stood next to their coffin. Efficiency!
I have a 'double NEIPA' now. No idea what that stands for. It looks like orange juice and tastes pretty smooth though.
I've dealt with a good number of invaders now... the remainder are chasing ravens around the map. Annoying.
Got all these goblins (actually most are dwarfs) trapped. Got to decide what to do with them now. Drowning? I could drain the swamps...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
In war, not every death is in combat.
(https://imgur.com/CNAAX7l.png)
To commemorate death by dehydration I'm necking a coffee coconut porter.
Some poetic justice! VENGEANCE IS MINE!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Don't think I've seen this message before. Do we have a spy in our midst?
(https://imgur.com/UstPWky.png)
Alright, the siege is broken. Time for a DIPA to celebrate.
We're down to 15 dwarfs, 8 of whom are in the military. Might have to stand them down a bit. The fortress attracted no migrants this season.
Good grief the fortress is a mess now.
No matter what, the dorfs are refusing to clear the tavern area.
Speaking of taverns, Belgian ale time.
MORE INTRIGUE!
(https://imgur.com/rolQNwt.png)
The villain has been eliminated. Unfortunately this caused a bit of a brawl in the tavern and now there are no guests left there.
The Keas are back and one has just stolen an artefact. This calls for a whisky.
Post by: TheFlame52 on December 04, 2021, 09:06:01 am
Post by: Kokrot on December 04, 2021, 09:12:25 am
What kind of artifact is the Calamity of Chains? Cool name though.
(https://imgur.com/hhkErgf.png)
Post by: Kokrot on December 04, 2021, 09:28:31 am
Guess I'm done. Whoever takes this on, be aware that my manipulation of the water flow might hurt your frame rate.
Also, the last of the dogs died in the barfight.
Oh, an have a look around the map. I started a new industry...
Le file: https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=15762
Post by: Schmaven on December 04, 2021, 05:17:28 pm
Post by: Kokrot on December 05, 2021, 04:28:42 am
Post by: Kokrot on December 12, 2021, 12:31:05 pm
I abandoned the fortress and reclaimed it!
Some of the old bards were still hanging around, showing as 'hostile'
anyways, here's the save if anybody is interested
https://dffd.bay12games.com/download.php?id=15782&f=RegionDrunk.zip
Post by: Schmaven on December 12, 2021, 03:19:39 pm
alright, as nobody seems keen on picking this up, I've *ahem* fixed it. Save was buggy as hell.
I abandoned the fortress and reclaimed it!
Doesn't that scatter all items all over the map and destroy all food and drinks?
Post by: TheFlame52 on December 12, 2021, 06:25:26 pm
Post by: Kokrot on December 13, 2021, 04:15:09 am
It destroys all drinks and dumps food out of barrels but doesn't scatter anything.
It was really badly scattered haha. I embarked with plenty of drinks though, and there were loads of lavish meals scattered about.
The fortress is kinda thriving at the moment, and the military are starting to enjoy candy. The last artefact made was an adamantine spear!
I'd like to suggest the next project for the fort- a grand combined throne room/tavern/temple/guild house deep down somewhere.
Of course, feel free to carry on with the old save instead if you like!
Post by: palenerd on February 09, 2023, 03:59:55 pm
I made an atom smasher to try and keep the fps from dying, and also another quantum stockpile because I lost the first one. I also tried to place a prisoner cage in the memorial room. Thankfully that job failed to complete before I had the opportunity to endanger the fort.
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I start. 10:40pm. I have had 4 and 1/3 standard drinks. All of them were whiskey.
I'm on a fun new volume-restricted diet, thanks to my chronic Problems disease.
So I'm doing shots instead pf fun drinks.
Anywaay opening the save that wasn't abandoned.
Oh good there's no angy people
Hehe, Tramadol Fun Finder
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh we have candy! Why did o none say anything>
There's a bok named Killer. This conserned and alarmed me for a minute
I'm impressed byt the wring-shaped corpse stockpile. Very artistic
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
God the nobles screen really is bugged isn't it?
'
I nam;e the doctror after me again. Or rather, I make a doctor and name it after
mer agareind
We have one animal in d it is a rooster
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
We're bulding a wall outside? a floor? A platform? y??
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Keas stieally all pls help
Seriously impressed that we have two really happery dorfs
Therea are plenty of coffins but people aren't putting bodiesx int hem. Not good
for the health of the collony
We have no manager and now way to make a manager bt2ws
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh niuce we have a magama forge. I can't remember anyone documenting it so here
it sis
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A bunch of people bacame civilian jobvs. Slightly alarmed but not really
Trying to make>>> dumb?? Dump?? No one is minding
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
These 3 tiles of rough shist won't be smoothed? They revuse. Horrible
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ohg. BIG stockpile
We hav e a bunch of people in cafes? Gages? Cages? Mot sures asa to way
Oh shit someone finally mined the 6 fucking tiles I wanted for the dump
Also there is a chair in the doorway. Why owould you put a jainr in the doorway?
That is a doorway
Had to suspend wafermaking because nothing was getting done
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Jesus chrisgt guys we have so many prisoners. Why? Wherefore? Where4?
The amount of foodsx and plants keep increasing so I've decided not tro touch
that bit. Sorry toanyone who needs to sort that out in the fuctures
SUMMER
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh hm,mm./ Sometghing bad happened here. Well I guess it's good to know that the
major hold-up of productivityt is due to fixing this shit?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
All of these say they're dwarves... But I'm guessing they're the ""dowarves""
from the goblin place yeah?
(Note from sober palenerd: I was too drunk to connect the list of caged prisoner units with these cages.)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Well Ive found the corpse stockpile
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Some serpent men are having A Time with some cave crocodiles
A bard is visiting! Ewe can't be that terrible,r giht?
Made a corpse stockpile. Dunno if it will help, but I think it should>
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Okay yeah seems to be helping a lot
Spent a lot of time un-forbidding corpses. Hopefulyl that will help with the
whole cor[pses=everywhere problem
Spent a lot of time un-forbidding corpses. Hopefulyl that will help with the
whole cor[pses=everywhere problem
Spent a lot of time un-forbidding corpses. Hopefulyl that will help with the
whole cor[pses=everywhere problem
Spent a lot of time un-forbidding corpses. Hopefulyl that will help with the
whole cor[pses=everywhere problem
Spent a lot of time un-forbidding corpses. Hopefulyl that will help with the
whole cor[pses=everywhere problem
Spent a lot of time un-forbidding corpses. Hopefulyl that will help with the
whole cor[pses=everywhere problem
Spent a lot of time un-forbidding corpses. Hopefulyl that will help with the
whole cor[pses=everywhere problem
Spent a lot of time un-forbidding corpses. Hopefulyl that will help with the
whole cor[pses=everywhere problem
Spent a lot of time un-forbidding corpses. Hopefulyl that will help with the
whole cor[pses=everywhere problem
(I have no idea how I got vim to duplicate like that but I'm keeping it)
The giant stockpile situation is weird so I'm trying to make better stockpile
bullshit? Don't think it';s working
AUTOM
Theoretically there was another quantum stockpile but I couldn't find it so mI
made a new one in the STOCKPILE opkace
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Okay so it torns out that I must just needed to make a floor tile over a n open
space and then I could smoothen the 3 tiles that I hate
The big tomb-adjacen t space was too many zonews so I made it a tavern taeern
but since there already owasx one IO think I've double-dipped
I think we gained a citizen?? Number go up without myh looking
(Note from sober palenerd: You'll notice the previous screenshot has a birth announcement.)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh I guess we had a strange mood when I was busy staring at stockpiles
(Note from sober palenerd: *facepalm*)
And now a round of Roudolf the Read Nosed Rqaindeer, fo no reawson at all. My
roomate won't put me out of my misery so I have to sing it all theway through
WOINTER
It is 1:02am and not much has happened. I have attempted to fix the
stockpoilingingening in lieu of exchiting bullshit.
The sour patch kids are more sobering than the literal chicken dinner I ate. I
am vaguely offended. Mopre whiskey/
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TIL Dwarf Fortress has fire men
I tried smoothening out the various stockpiles but I gave up because it was
boring
Watcing the dorfs move thigs from the giant stockpiles to the minecar t is
rather soothing realy. Therapy for drunk nerds
There was some lag twards the end of Winter. IDK why.
SAVE: https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=16433 (https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=16433)
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 09, 2023, 04:15:20 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 10, 2023, 02:54:40 pm
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 10, 2023, 04:32:33 pm
Spoiler: The Chocotini (click to show/hide)
I transend and assume the form of the dwarven cook. Such a small population for a fort but looking at such a death counter im not surprised. But legends be dammed.
I look upon our accomedation, small and cramped. We deserve greater quarters than these meager offerings. I will get to digging grander abodes.
(https://i.imgur.com/IUCj7rU.jpg)
Mapping it out drained my grass to near empty as i have barely passed a day, dam my thirst. Time to let things progress
Looks like Tramadol is our sole miner. But a legendary one at that.
Drink finished. 2nd Felsite. Barely a day. Well time to refill.
2nd Drink - Sweet Tart Sweetheart
(https://i.imgur.com/RwGPcCi.png)
A fine creation menacing with rasberrys and mint leaves.
Our walls are bare, how will future dwarven generations know the important events. Assigned our best engraver to carve the walls with our history
(https://i.imgur.com/dq9ob0o.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/t7jyFMR.jpg)
One of our Axe lords has given birth to a girl, another new dwarf welcomed into the fortress this blessed 24th of Granite 259.
Noticed The Rough Obstacles squad, still traveling but are yet to return. How long have they been gone?
The Kea's continue to steal stuff littered upon the surface. Makes me wonder what their nest looks like with all this assorted shit.
(https://i.imgur.com/MwR1pED.jpg)
A steel axe has been named.
(https://i.imgur.com/HTFtA9P.jpg)
Summer arrives and a vile force of darkness has arrived. Time to lever hunt or just look a door. Honestly not surprised they are attacking us, we do have a goblin overlord imprisoned here.
(https://i.imgur.com/6gxvLQn.jpg)
Early summer as my glass empties, another cocktail is required. This time I shall go for a french kiss.
Finally a grand engraving to show
(https://i.imgur.com/9RpudPE.jpg)
So turns out we might need to launch a rescue squad at somepoint in the future.
(https://i.imgur.com/xrNV8AS.jpg)
Nothing stops as the fortress is slowly become engraved. Our engraver has gone from professional to great with them soon hitting Master
They hit master now.
The siege had ended
The merchants cannot reach our site, no wonder their are orders to cut all the trees down. We are burried in a forest.
With every passing second seeing the increased frequency of masterwork engravings is music to my ears.
No trade goods ummm, just trade the crap nearest to the depot. Wait why is there a caged dwarf
We have a bunch more inside the fortress.
(https://i.imgur.com/SoZSAJB.jpg)
No one bothered to go to the depot to busy "moving stuff"
Rooms finally dug, everyone on smoothing.
Outpost liason is dead, dehydrated. Seeing as they are new this year i wonder if this is a repeating theme.
Ive slowed down, catching up on this cocktail and making another as winter arrives soon.
Winter and a magma crab had twins.
(https://i.imgur.com/kZHJXHl.jpg)
Last cocktail, an Apply ever after. Certainlty hope it ends well. Rooms mostly smoothed. Engraving by the master soon.
As my turn ends, two new sheriffs have been elected.
(https://i.imgur.com/KDNBcgu.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/sJ0wVsQ.jpg)
Its not the side effects of drinks, i think it must be crafts.
Save here - https://dffd.bay12games.com/submit.php?action=message&fid=16434
Turn ended, i think i might make a new thread, link the previous threads and turns as it this one wasm't linked well and the author is long afk.
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 10, 2023, 09:12:06 pm
Current Overseers [Order Decided on First Drunk First Serve Principle]:
Embark 1 - !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! 11/09/2012 - 23/09/2012
Turn 1: Karmin (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3602234#msg3602234)
Turn 2: Siquo (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3603255#msg3603255)
Turn 3: Jervill (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3606641#msg3606641)
Turn 4: Wrex (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3609064#msg3609064)
Clover Magic does a reclaim
Turn 5: Clover Magic (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3611161#msg3611161) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3611273#msg3611273) ,3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3612715#msg3612715) ,4 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3612794#msg3612794) ,5 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3614668#msg3614668) (They were live posting, not all posts here recommend reading the original post linked above)
Turn 6: bobnova (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3617117#msg3617117)
Turn 7: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3617843#msg3617843) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3618283#msg3618283)
Turn 8: Wrex (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3632029#msg3632029)
Fortess Abandoned - Lag death
Embark 2 - A brave new chapter 29/09/2012 - 06/10/2012
Turn 1: Clover Magic (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3648947#msg3648947) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3649594#msg3649594)
Turn 2: rcmgames (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3651936#msg3651936) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.585)
Turn 3: Ruhn (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3657311#msg3657311) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3657643#msg3657643) ,3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3657922#msg3657922)
Turn 4: Wrex (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3669354#msg3669354)
Fortress Abandoned - Wrex killed it (According to the messages)
Embark 3 - Brave new Embark 08/10/2012 - 24/10/2012
Turn 1: Ruhn (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3676871#msg3676871) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3681124#msg3681124) ,3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3681408#msg3681408)
Turn 2: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3687109#msg3687109) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3687372#msg3687372)
Turn 3: Clover Magic (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3690805#msg3690805) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3697968#msg3697968)
Turn 4: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3724131#msg3724131) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3724131#msg3724131)
Scruffys (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.1005) Non Canon Adventure later on
Fortress Abandoned - Another lag death
Embark 4 - Year ?.?.? 03/11/2012 - 22/12/2012
Turn 1: Ruhn (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3753701#msg3753701) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3754315#msg3754315) ,3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3754315#msg3754315)
Turn 2: AustralianWinter (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3787442#msg3787442)
Turn 3: Siquo (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3798371#msg3798371) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3798574#msg3798574) ,3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3798581#msg3798581) ,4 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3798758#msg3798758) ,5 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3798776#msg3798776) ,6 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3798831#msg3798831)
Turn 4: Clover Magic (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3802121#msg3802121) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3803159#msg3803159)
Turn 5: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3852001#msg3852001) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3852124#msg3852124) ,3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3852190#msg3852190)
Turn 6: bobnova (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3860250#msg3860250)
Turn 7: AustralianWinter (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3873039#msg3873039)
Turn 8: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3880728#msg3880728)
Turn 9: absynthe7 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3893991#msg3893991)
Scuffy Adventure (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3939478#msg3939478)
River Crashed the game apparently.
Embark 5 - Wasted in Beerbelch: Call of the Peach-faced Lovebird Men 06/01/2013 - 26/01/2013
Turn 1: RenoFox (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3930992#msg3930992) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3931080#msg3931080)
Turn 2: Siquo (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3944342#msg3944342)
Turn 3: AnimaRytak (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3945171#msg3945171) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3945315#msg3945315),3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3945534#msg3945534)
Turn 4: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3946264#msg3946264)
Turn 5: Graebeard (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3965408#msg3965408)
Embark 5.1 (This doesn't go anywhere)
Turn 6.1: Renofox (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3957573#msg3957573)
For some reason, perhaps due to the previous worlds not lasting as long, Renofox starts a new gen and almost gets someone to start a 2nd turn on this world before people are pulled back upon the current one. After clearing this up the original embark 6 save continues. I imagine this is why its so hard to keep track of it. This is also where perhaps being drunk, saves being poorly named and not updating the title lead to people thinking turn seven is turn 4.
Embark 5 Cont
Turn 6: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3953351#msg3953351),2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3972368#msg3972368) ,3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3974794#msg3974794)
Turn 7: A_S00 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3978969#msg3978969) - Baby punches the head off a hill titan
Turn 8: Bobnova (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3980938#msg3980938) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3981106#msg3981106)
Died due to fun from hell (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3997970#msg3997970)
Embark 6- Its a hole in the Ground, what more do you want? 27/01/2013 - 02/02/2013
Turn 1: Clover Magic (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3985475#msg3985475) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3988804#msg3988804) ,3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3988950#msg3988950)
Turn 2: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3989076#msg3989076) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3990411#msg3990411)
Turn 3: Codyorr (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3991222#msg3991222)
Turn 4: RenoFox (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg3997970#msg3997970)
Crashes
Embark 7 - Brave New World: Hey Urist, Watch this 24/02/2013 - 11/06/2013
Turn 1: Demdemeh (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4055509#msg4055509) Demdemeh's wife (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4055542#msg4055542)
Turn 2: Bobnova (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4073676#msg4073676)
Turn 3: Flanderbland (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4089719#msg4089719)
Turn 4: Ruhn (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4107041#msg4107041)
Abandoned and Reclaimed
Turn 5: vyznev (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4108844#msg4108844)
Turn 6: Korbac (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4118784#msg4118784)
Turn 7: vyznev (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4123525#msg4123525)
Turn 8: Dolwin (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4156370#msg4156370)
Turn 9: Stadekxiel (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4157462#msg4157462)
Turn 10: Necrisha (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4157462#msg4157462)
Turn 11: Stadekxiel (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4177497#msg4177497) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4178124#msg4178124)
Turn 12: enisea (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4192841#msg4192841) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4193433#msg4193433)
Turn 13: Bobnova (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4208752#msg4208752) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4209206#msg4209206)
Turn 14: Ruhn (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4221194#msg4221194)
Turn 15: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4247549#msg4247549)
Turn 16: falafelsandwich (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4283983#msg4283983)
Turn 17: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4312602#msg4312602)
Death by demons, i think..
They decide on a new embark, in the same world as this one.
Embark 8 - !!DRUNK FORTRESS!![Now with 50% Less Fatal Mining Accidents!] 14/07/2013 - 30/08/2013
Turn 1: Shakerag (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4403576#msg4403576)
Turn 2: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4418529#msg4418529)
Turn 3: bragos (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4419721#msg4419721)
Turn 4: lawastooshort (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4455059#msg4455059)
Turn 5: Lovechild (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4476033#msg4476033) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4476090#msg4476090)
Turn 6: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4495106#msg4495106)
Turn 7: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4528110#msg4528110) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4538678#msg4538678)
Turn 8: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4552681#msg4552681)
Naryar pulled the "murder everything" lever, as the goblin army and war cave dragons entered the fort. The whole fort is drowned in a sea of magma
Embark 9 - Fowl Weather: Not-so-sober Undead Avian Embark 30/08/2013 - 16/09/2013
Turn 1: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4553022#msg4553022)
Turn 2: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4586456#msg4586456)
Turn 3: Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4608820#msg4608820)
Turn 4: Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4609110#msg4609110) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4609130#msg4609130)
Turn 5: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4609958#msg4609958)
Insanity Ending, Wrex killed Zombie Wrex
Embark 10 - World Drunk III 19/09/2013 -07/01/2014
Turn 1: enisea (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4618504#msg4618504) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4618656#msg4618656) ,3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4618781#msg4618781)
Turn 2: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4618814#msg4618814) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4620009#msg4620009)
Turn 3: DS (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4620122#msg4620122) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4620192#msg4620192) ,3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4620239#msg4620239) ,4 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4620296#msg4620296) - Fishery worker becomes human torch
Turn 4: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4621645#msg4621645)
Turn 5: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4624162#msg4624162)
Turn 6: Vyznev (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4625161#msg4625161)
Turn 7: Random_Dragon (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4642607#msg4642607)
Turn 8: DS (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4659018#msg4659018)
Turn 9: Basin is BACK (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4699756#msg4699756)
Turn 10: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4730725#msg4730725)
Turn 11: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4843405#msg4843405)
Turn 12: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4855195#msg4855195) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4855414#msg4855414) ,3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4855559#msg4855559) ,4 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4855704#msg4855704) ,5 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4856050#msg4856050) ,6 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4856183#msg4856183)
Turn 13: PeterisP (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4893682#msg4893682) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4893919#msg4893919) ,3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4894007#msg4894007) ,4 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4894040#msg4894040)
Fortress falls to Gobbos apparently, save does not reflect this when downloaded. Shorukes save from the prior year is abandoned and a new embark is attempted in the same world.
Embark 11 - The Era of Brokenmugs 17/01/2014 - 15/06/2014
Turn 1: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4925107#msg4925107)
Turn 2: Stadekxiel (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4929884#msg4929884) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4932779#msg4932779)
Turn 3: Clover Magic (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4971215#msg4971215) was livestreamed but sadly is lost to time.
Turn 4: Random_Dragon (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5004811#msg5004811)
Turn 5: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5035040#msg5035040)
Turn 6: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5063877#msg5063877)
Turn 7: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5299970#msg5299970)
Turn 8:Bobnova (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5376307#msg5376307) Extremely short Turn
As DF2014 is released, this fortress is left in favor of a new embark.
Embark 12 - 40.01:BeerBattles, the Dawn of a Booze-sodden Era 09/07/2014 - 24/07/2014
Turn 1: Kamin (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5453149#msg5453149) - Mantis Civ, a rare site to behold
Turn 2: Random_Dragon (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5461371#msg5461371)
Turn 3: Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5469306#msg5469306)
Turn 4: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5505764#msg5505764)
This was buggy, multiple crashes and was abandoned
Embark 13 - 40.04 Syrupmighty, the dawn of an updatey Era 26/07/2014 - 05/08/2014
Turn 1: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5513326#msg5513326)
Turn 2: Kamin (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5516062#msg5516062)
Turn 3: uggi (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5542833#msg5542833) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5542964#msg5542964)
Turn 4: Jimmy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5544926#msg5544926)
Buggy Save
Embark 14 - 40.11 Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape 06/09/2014 - 14/12/2014
Turn 1: Lovechild (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5639386#msg5639386) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5639641#msg5639641)
Turn 2: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5704789#msg5704789)
Turn 3: Nordinkel (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5717682#msg5717682)
Turn 4: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5723905#msg5723905)
Turn 5: Yesaja (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5727928#msg5727928)
Turn 6: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5743868#msg5743868)
Turn 7:Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5773957#msg5773957)
Year Five End: Jervill (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5791786#msg5791786)
Jervill picked up an older save this created two alternate ends for year five. Many ideas were suggested from a poll to a drunken haiku off and even rock, paper, scissors to determine the save to use. This ended with the new player, EinsteinSatDown flipping a coin three time to determine the winner. Needless to say Shoruke's turn was the winner and we continue from there.
Turn 8: EinsteinSatDown (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5808895#msg5808895)
Turn 9: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5876870#msg5876870)
Death by Trolls, this is followed by an attempt to revert to Jervills timeline but the save doesn't work for a drunken Shoruke. So generates a new fortress.
Embark 15 - A drunken hope 14/12/2014 - 17/12/2014
Turn 1: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5876551#msg5876551)
Turn 2: Knit tie (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5884351#msg5884351)
Starved, Knit tie then embarks...
Embark 16 - Knit tie, HOW? 17/12/2014 - 17/12/2014
Turn 1: Knit tie (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5884539#msg5884539)
Flooded, congrats, in one drunken fortress session, they destoryed two fortresses
Embark 17 - Anvillures: A story of Clowncars and Candy Forever 19/12/2014 - 23/01/2015
Turn 1: Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5889206#msg5889206)
Turn 2: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5895231#msg5895231)
Turn 3: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5901737#msg5901737)
Turn 4: Uggi (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5902708#msg5902708)
Turn 5: Taupe (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5905125#msg5905125)
Turn 6: Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5905502#msg5905502)
Turn 7: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5914783#msg5914783)
Turn 8: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5916773#msg5916773)
Turn 9: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5932720#msg5932720)
Turn 10: Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5935064#msg5935064)
Turn 11: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5942604#msg5942604) - One Season turn
Turn 12: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5946940#msg5946940)
Turn 13: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5947541#msg5947541)
Turn 14: Taupe (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5952501#msg5952501)
Turn 15: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5956260#msg5956260)
Turn 16: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5957854#msg5957854)
Turn 17: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5966911#msg5966911)
Turn 18: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5974424#msg5974424)
Turn 19: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5977280#msg5977280)
Lag, Forgotten beast rampage and Magma tubes full of water. A cocktail of fortress death.
Embark 18 - 40.24: Drunkenfortress, A Blank Slate 23/01-2015 - 26/01/2015
Turn 1: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5977391#msg5977391)
Turn 2: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5983336#msg5983336)
Turn 3: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5985674#msg5985674)
Crumbled due to Nokgol Urmimor (https://imgur.com/P2nkxEK) despite Scruffy reclaiming more than 10 times to fell the beast. Then a few more times later, the next drunk decided to surrender the world to the forgotten beast and create anew.
Embark 19 - 40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World 31/01/2015 - 13/04/2015
Turn 1: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5999456#msg5999456)
Turn 2: Kamin (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6001945#msg6001945)
Turn 3: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6020766#msg6020766)
Turn 4: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6039390#msg6039390)
Turn 5: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6073871#msg6073871)
Turn 6: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6074465#msg6074465)
Turn 7.1:Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6101531#msg6101531)
Fort died but Shoruke failed to provide a save so Ruhn decided at retcon to Naryars save.
Turn 7: Ifeno (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6111296#msg6111296) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6115124#msg6115124)
Turn 8: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6128581#msg6128581)
Turn 9: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6130887#msg6130887)
Turn 10:Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6130887#msg6130887)
So there are three turns of scruffy in a row, why is that? He was building SOMETHING (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYGN4JAHrg0). Read the posts. Shame the DF save archive needs flash to run.
Turn 11: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6157046#msg6157046)
Turn 12: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6162703#msg6162703)
LLL - Lag, Lava and Loyalty cascades.
Embark 20 - New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves 15/04/2015 - 15/05/2015
Turn 1: Camulus (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6167595#msg6167595) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6167884#msg6167884)
Turn 2: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6169975#msg6169975) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6169975#msg6169975) - Everything went wrong and its still alive somehow
Turn 3: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6183900#msg6183900)
Turn 4: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6185954#msg6185954)
Turn 5: DrStrangeWeird (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6189216#msg6189216)
Turn 6: DrStrangeWeird (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6192386#msg6192386)
Turn 7: Taupe (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6203212#msg6203212)
Turn 8: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6204733#msg6204733)
All the water, demons, forgotton beasts and everything else built up into a complete and utter disaster. Mostly the forgotton beast. Reclaimed multiple times.
Turn 9: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6207161#msg6207161)
Turn 10: Taupe (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6225786#msg6225786)
Turn 11: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6228194#msg6228194)
Turn 12: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6228993#msg6228993)
Naryar pulls the lever again, sinking the fortress into the water cause drunk. This proved an unpopular choice and many expressed interest in rebuilding the fortress. No matter how long it takes (https://i.imgur.com/Db8nEWC.png.) So reclaimed.
Turn 13: Taupe (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6230459#msg6230459)
Turn 14: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6231546#msg6231546)
Turn 15: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6231914#msg6231914)
Taupe summary of the forts history so far (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6234372#msg6234372)
Issues with the file being corrupt and Shorukes turn being in such a bad state Random _Dragon decideds to start fresh. What follows is a drunken mess that has taken me a day to untangle.
Embark 21 - False Start
Turn 1: Random_Dragon (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6242364#msg6242364)
As stated earlier embark 20 was very popular which lead their drunken dwarven hearts to continue to fight for it
Random_Dragon embark is ignored
Embark 20 - New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves Deux
Turn 16: Bobnova (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6267182#msg6267182)
Turn 17: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6277291#msg6277291)
Embark 22 - Splatteredmachines the God-forsaken Island: Japanland Delux
Turn 1: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6294388#msg6294388) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6294419#msg6294419) - In Japanese, cheers to Shoruke of the good Japanese resource.
Turn 2: sean_hyer (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6304055#msg6304055) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6304777#msg6304777)
Turn 3: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6311992#msg6311992)
Turn 4: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6313582#msg6313582) - In French
Turn 5: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6318503#msg6318503)
Turn 6: Taupe (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6319924#msg6319924)
Turn 7: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6323984#msg6323984)
Turn 8: Taupe (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6326122#msg6326122)
Turn 9: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6338806#msg6338806)
Turn 10: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6356191#msg6356191)
Turn 11: Taupe (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6356213#msg6356213)
Turn 12: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6379504#msg6379504)
Turn 13: Geallen (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6406698#msg6406698)
Turn 14: Taupe (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6419305#msg6419305)
Turn 15: Taupe (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6445017#msg6445017) - Unleashed demons and the Dove (https://imgur.com/iBTurPV)
Spoiler: Artist Rendition (click to show/hide)
Turn 16: SirQuiamus (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6486622#msg6486622)
Due to the sheer lag and crashes the fortress and world were abandoned to the dove
Embark 23 - Nu World: Welcome to the tundras of Confining
Turn 1: Camulus (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6525250#msg6525250)
Turn 2: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6529399#msg6529399)
Turn 3: Camulus (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6532991#msg6532991) - Werelephants
Turn 4: Vyro (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6535702#msg6535702) - A Vampire
Turn 5: Stadekxiel (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6546134#msg6546134)
Turn 6: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6576109#msg6576109)
Turn 7: Bwint (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6577859#msg6577859)
Turn 8: Camulus (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6583799#msg6583799)
Turn 9: Vyro (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6584413#msg6584413)
Turn 10: Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6588822#msg6588822)
Turn 11: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6604315#msg6604315)
The thread went dark, a new update and the world was forgotton
Embark 24 - Drunken Fortress: Exotic Goblin Pole-Dame Edition
Turn 1: Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7972331#msg7972331)
Turn 2: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6604315#msg6604315)
Turn 3: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6663147#msg6663147)
Turn 4: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6668297#msg6668297)
Turn 5: Havarous (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6674681#msg6674681)
Turn 6: Naryar (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6681120#msg6681120)
Turn 7: Random_Dragon (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6710651#msg6710651)
Turn 8: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6719310#msg6719310)
Turn 9: Bogwedgle (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6745440#msg6745440) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6755982#msg6755982)
Goblins invade and a reclaim launched
Turn 10: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6759269#msg6759269)
Embark 25- New Homework Edition
Turn 1: Bogwedgle (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6784442#msg6784442)
Turn 2: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6793084#msg6793084)
Turn 3: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6816979#msg6816979)
Turn 4: onciblu (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6823807#msg6823807)
Turn 5: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6866582#msg6866582)
Turn 6: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6867775#msg6867775)
Turn 7: Clover Magic (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6953902#msg6953902)
Turn 8: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg6979077#msg6979077)
Turn 9: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7003769#msg7003769)
Turn 10: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7074233#msg7074233)
Turn 11: onciblu (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7161205#msg7161205)
Turn 12: Meddadog (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7162218#msg7162218)
Turn 13: Scruffy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7215763#msg7215763)
Turn 14: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7253795#msg7253795)
Turn 15: BitterTait (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7254830#msg7254830)
Turn 16: Ifeno (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7313027#msg7313027)
Time.. he is waiting in the wings, he speaks of senseless things (old version, burried)
The idea of a Kobold Fort was throw out
Embark 26 - Kobold Fort
Turn 1: Random_Dragon (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7365581#msg7365581)
Turn 2: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7416882#msg7416882)
Drunks modding, is that even possible?
Embark 27 - New World, Mods?
Turn 1: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7473413#msg7473413)
Turn 2: stadekxiel (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7494480#msg7494480)
Turn 3: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7650817#msg7650817)
Turn 4: Dorafjol (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7801377#msg7801377)
Turn 5: Shoruke (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7810901#msg7810901)
Embark 28 - We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds 21/05/2019 - Present
Turn 1:Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.4920) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg7975062#msg7975062)
Turn 2: palenerd (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8045490#msg8045490)
Turn 3: Yoink (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8059423#msg8059423)
Turn 4: Lovechild (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8066616#msg8066616)
Turn 5: palenerd (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8192865#msg8192865)
Turn 6: Shakerag (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8314868#msg8314868)
Turn 7: Schmaven (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8327031#msg8327031) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8327033#msg8327033) ,3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8327034#msg8327034) ,4 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8327049#msg8327049) ,5 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8327071#msg8327071) ,6 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8327596#msg8327596) ,7 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8327601#msg8327601) ,8 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8327620#msg8327620) ,9 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8327652#msg8327652)
Turn 8: Kokrot (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8328735#msg8328735)
Turn 9: Moonstone_Flower (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8333152#msg8333152)
Turn 10: Kokrot (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8334332#msg8334332) ,2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8336152#msg8336152)
Abandoned and reclaimed due to buggy save.
Turn 11: Palenerd (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8453280#msg8453280)
Turn 12: Avolitionbrit (https://dffd.bay12games.com/submit.php?action=message&fid=16434)
Turn 13: Avolitionbrit (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8455106#msg8455106)
Current Save
Turn 14: palenerd (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8458803#msg8458803)
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 10, 2023, 09:29:31 pm
Post by: brewer bob on February 10, 2023, 09:33:01 pm
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 11, 2023, 05:08:31 am
Aw, my turns aren't on there.I only got so far last night before slumber overtook me. Continuing to update it today.
Nice to see this continuing!You taking a turn Bob?
Post by: brewer bob on February 11, 2023, 08:41:12 am
Nice to see this continuing!You taking a turn Bob?
I've been asked before, and I still have to answer that unfortunately my hangovers get so unbearably bad these days that I can at most drink three or four beers, which is hardly enough to get into a proper drunken fortress drunkenness. :'(
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 11, 2023, 10:37:29 am
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 11, 2023, 10:49:01 am
No quotes added to the OP since 2013, what a shame. Thank you Avolition for your hard work and dedication!
Yeah, I was pretty kunk as i was compiling last night. Once i hit 2014 il try and find some more quotes to add. Will be interesting to see what embark number this save is.
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 12, 2023, 09:30:14 am
12:14
HOLY SHIT. A fishery worker just fucrakng couhgt fire. I don't know how. It was ni the asame place as the miner, though. Like, he just walked along the edge of the volcano, and then POOF. Fucking !!fishery worker!!
...oddly, it's only the fishery workers' right mitten that is on fire. But even though I forbitd it, he still insists on wearing it.
even in death, the dwarf insists upon good fashion. :(
- 12:20
This is... curiosu. The fisherdwarf with the flaming mitten emits no smoke, and the itten hasn't degraded at all... nor has the dwarf asually sufferend any injuries. I'm not sure what to think here.
I'll be finishing soon. The enxt overseer will have to deal with (and possibly weaongisnze0 thiks perpauslly on fire wdar.f
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 12, 2023, 03:16:36 pm
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 12, 2023, 03:24:14 pm
Ah yeah, I think a good chunk of my turns were back in ye olden days when photobucket wasn't dogshit...Currently updating it now, i have finally reached some of your turns. Yeah its a shame it was, a few of the saves are lost due to private hosting and a livestream of drunkfortress. Might need to do that at somepoint.
Will you be picking up the save anytime soon?
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 12, 2023, 04:05:03 pm
Will you be picking up the save anytime soon?
Hadn't grabbed myself some southern comfort in a while, tempting. Other problem though is I haven't really taken the time to get used to the new DF, I'd been kinda waiting for when I'll finally be able to update Adventurecraft but can't do that without adventure mode. XD
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 12, 2023, 07:48:15 pm
Just got through 2014 mostly. Checked my notes and ammended some mistakes i had made. Currently on Embark 17 for documentation i wonder what our current embarks number will be when I catch up to current day.
Post by: TheImmortalRyukan on February 13, 2023, 07:44:42 am
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 13, 2023, 10:58:57 am
Nice to see some work being done to continue/preserve this monument to dwarven culture. You're doing Armok's work laddieCheers, honestly its pleasure. Seeing the culture of dwarf fortress dunkards ten years ago is fascinating and the interesting tales/tangents that unfold. I think it would be criminal to not document every turn and to not keep the tradition alive. The fact that current active save was created in 2019 and has only 12 turns is somewhat saddening to see its decline. As im reaching the end of 2014, it is very much alive two years into the threads life.
I hope we get some more turns for this 10 year old dwarven tradition. But this is just the thoughts of a drunken scholar.
Post by: palenerd on February 14, 2023, 03:56:04 pm
One thing, though; I didn't use the reclaimed save. I continued on with the buggy save because it was still playable (I opened it to see what was wrong, tripped, and started a turn).
And those caged dwarves are goblin allies. Maybe dump them in a pit or something.
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 14, 2023, 04:00:21 pm
I sold some of the caged individuals, the drunk lords shall decide their fates.
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 14, 2023, 04:34:10 pm
Post by: palenerd on February 14, 2023, 06:13:26 pm
I've uploaded the fixed version of Avolition's save here: https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=16441
Of course, feel free to use the buggy version instead if you like chaos.
EDIT: Would any of the admins be willing to edit the OP to point to the new index? Is that something we could ask for?
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 14, 2023, 06:22:56 pm
Update: I have finally sorted the 20 to 21 to 22 embark mess.
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 17, 2023, 04:36:37 pm
Post by: palenerd on February 17, 2023, 08:56:19 pm
I'm considering taking a turn some time tomorrow. I have to fast for 16 hours tonight and tomorrow morning, which is a great opportunity to get the most BAC-per-consumed-volume out of my booze. Maybe I'll even get to have a cocktail this time instead of just straight liquor.
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 17, 2023, 09:37:42 pm
Spoiler: My turn (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: palenerd (click to show/hide)
Post by: Schmaven on February 18, 2023, 04:14:05 am
All the trees are designated to be cut... That was canceled.
But in the spirit of drunkenness, I have had a bottle of wine and 3 hard ciders. We have no hostile invaders, and a bunch of emus on the map. So death is not imminent. The food stocks are low, and food seems important, so my goal is to secure abundant foodsrufds for this turn. For the next turn, that is.
Post by: Schmaven on February 18, 2023, 04:27:44 am
There is a MASSIVE room of coffins. Over 100. The moscow mule is good.
Post by: Random_Dragon on February 18, 2023, 04:49:25 am
Post by: Schmaven on February 18, 2023, 07:27:47 am
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 18, 2023, 07:49:47 am
Yeah its a good gin Palenerd and how come you are fasting?
Post by: palenerd on February 18, 2023, 02:08:25 pm
Yeah its a good gin Palenerd and how come you are fasting?
I'm participating in a clinical trial my GI is running to see whether they can diagnose Sucrose Intolerance without an intestinal biopsy. I have to fast 12 hours, drink a cup of simple syrup, then fast for another 4 hours while periodically blowing into tubes. They can analyze the gases in the tubes to find out how much stuff in there is being digested by gut bacteria instead of being absorbed. They're offering $100 to participate, so I thought why not?
Post by: Schmaven on February 18, 2023, 02:58:32 pm
Post by: palenerd on February 18, 2023, 05:30:33 pm
Post by: brewer bob on February 18, 2023, 10:39:14 pm
The alcohol was victorious in the end.
It was inevitable.
Post by: palenerd on February 19, 2023, 01:26:40 am
Turn text (
Spoiler: My turn (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Schmaven (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Avolition II (click to show/hide)
Schmaven wants to spend time with family, but tragically doesn't have any family. And sorry about all the corpses, Avo. You were on the River of Styx cleanup crew.
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 19, 2023, 07:42:57 am
Post by: palenerd on February 19, 2023, 02:58:59 pm
Just give me my tanned hides. Rip Avo
I actually really tried! I made a new butchery and tanner's workshop because I couldn't find the original ones , and gave some people the required labors.
Also it finally clicked for me that the Maker of Taste was you. You killed my daughter. Although since you bled to death I'm guessing my daughter also killed you.
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 19, 2023, 03:11:51 pm
Post by: palenerd on February 19, 2023, 03:30:03 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/S7WtPeD.png)
And it turns out you had a very embarrassing death:
(https://i.imgur.com/vhiiaNG.png)
EDIT: Looking back, I think the river of Styx was part of the drowning bridges trap. I couldn't tell because all the corpses were our citizens. Oops. Probably don't pull those levers anymore unless you want gobbos in your stockpiles.
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 19, 2023, 03:54:08 pm
Post by: Schmaven on February 19, 2023, 07:41:13 pm
Post by: palenerd on February 20, 2023, 12:22:55 am
It looks like the cavy pup gets credit for the kill. I'm pretty sure if you chain an animal, and then deconstruct that chain, they from then on drag/wear the chain around. If the cavy pup is still alive, that one is legendarily vicious
Just checked legends, and yup, the cavy pup gets credit for the kill. He's still alive, as the cavy boar Rigòth Soulfences. He's the pet of a furnace operator.
All hail Savior Rigòth, Destroyer of Berserk Cooks.
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 24, 2023, 02:17:49 pm
Post by: palenerd on February 24, 2023, 06:17:48 pm
Vylmer
Ooh, my husband loves unusual alcohols, and we've never had that one before. Thanks for the inadvertent req!
And I'm impressed that you've gotten all the way through this thread so quickly. Hats off to you.
Post by: AvolitionBrit on February 24, 2023, 06:28:43 pm
Still got a bit to do, think im gonna take the night easy and get the thread done.
Post by: palenerd on March 05, 2023, 02:14:12 am
Spoiler: Sodium Chloride (click to show/hide)
EDIT: Woke up to winter and about 15
Post by: AvolitionBrit on March 05, 2023, 07:56:35 am
Did you do a turn?
Post by: brewer bob on March 05, 2023, 08:49:02 am
Ponder upon my above ion diagram (??? why??) until tonight when I can finish my turn.
I am contemplating the image even at this very moment, but I feel like I'm too sober to understand its true meaning. :-[
Post by: Schmaven on March 05, 2023, 09:42:34 am
Post by: palenerd on March 05, 2023, 11:58:40 am
where are your orbitals?
Did you do a turn?
I believe the red is the electron zooping around in something kind of like an orbital :P
I've done 3/4 of a turn. I passed out sometime after the 16th of Timber, and woke up to the autosave on 1 Moonstone. I hit unpause for a second, and a vile force of darkness arrived, which I am currently too sober for. If someone wants to have a go, I can upload the current save. Otherwise I think I'll try to finish out the year later tonight.
At some point I remembered dorfing people should be a thing, and did that very haphazardly. Also, that sodium chloride diagram is saved on my computer as iamapublishedscientificauthor.png.
[Turn consolidated in later post]
I'm sure everyone will be shocked to know that I'm currently out of Crown Royal.
Post by: AvolitionBrit on March 05, 2023, 12:53:19 pm
Post by: Salmeuk on March 05, 2023, 03:47:22 pm
Post by: AvolitionBrit on March 05, 2023, 04:06:08 pm
Post by: palenerd on March 05, 2023, 05:17:38 pm
Here is a drunken rendition of Sodium Chloride, it menaces with electrons. This relates to the drunkness of palenerd in Early Spring of 2023.
I love this. I'm going to make it my sig, if you don't mind.
I am pre-gaming for winter now. Tito's Vodka in a Mountain Dew Real Sugar, because I will die without caffeine and I still have no Crown Royal for whiskey coffee. I don't think I'll need much at all to get hammered. Gonna try to add images to my turn log, and when that gets too hard I'll be ready to go.
Post by: AvolitionBrit on March 05, 2023, 05:26:26 pm
Post by: palenerd on March 05, 2023, 07:32:26 pm
Okay. I have finished. My liver doesn't hurt any more than it did when I woek up.Gonna consolidate my full turn belpw:
7:47pm - Maybe. 1 beer, 1 trinidad sour. Now 1.5oz crown royal.
(https://i.imgur.com/usOtJ7b.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/ZZwZKJ0.png)
01-13-262 | 8:11pm - Golfgsd GOBLUN ... fuck.
01.13.262 | 8:11pm - Goblin siege. Motherfuck. They're all elves, though.
Couldn't cl/ose the outside fast enough, so deployerd military ... who all died.
But no fort intrusion so that's fine, right?
Attempt to open up gaverns----caverns for mining. Just a little.
(https://i.imgur.com/2a5pssn.png)
01.15 - 8:14pm - This dude still won't move. I disband military squad (all dead
anyway) and undo burrow2ing for citizens. It fix.
(https://i.imgur.com/h8YLGu1.png)
01-17 8:16pm - I have descendants! From previous mes! IO have crowwwn!
(https://i.imgur.com/rxDouCq.png)
01-22 8:20pm - I close off the anti-Styx stockpiles arraingement. Gonna pull the
leavers.
PH, bridge has no linksWhy bridge then?.
(https://i.imgur.com/x5pP1dB.png)
01-25 8:25pm - hehehehehe elf fall into chasm
01-25 826 - hehehehehe bsrd
(https://i.imgur.com/umIQESa.png)
-2-09 8:38 - I TRAP!!! hehehehehehhee
At some point there waws new drank. crown. 1.5oz./ Boring.
(https://i.imgur.com/k3e6Adg.jpg)
BUT IN GRANDMA'S FINE-BONE CHINA
(https://i.imgur.com/USGPgmc.png)
02-=14 843 - I open outside to all. I think this elf is stuck????? Won't move at
all.
(https://i.imgur.com/USGPgmc.png)
-2-20 848 - tryna fix depot bullshit
(https://i.imgur.com/weJ116c.png)
02=22 852 - OOOOH it deweaaaad???
the weaver has been beittingf by a cave spider! Spifderman is real!
3-6 905 -0 are nbadger boares bad?
(https://i.imgur.com/Y0B8fKg.png)
<F2>-8 909 - I make briogesz
why is the wcagve so hard to do ethiosz thing too?? to. Mltherfuck.
(https://i.imgur.com/CmkXGW8.png)
315 - 918 - NEW rye, 1.5oz crown. Also, cajun fronched fry.
3-17 -- oh gods, so many log
3-20 925 - I hate this screen of land
What the fuck am I doing.
S big doublewsW slives in yhr ta vernb.
I bedcomw medial dorf?
4-1 9:36pm - IT IS NOW SUMMER
po
4-4 939 - how zoom?
4-6 940 ----- oh hmmmmmmm. Brain hard. mTghe drunken njewsd is offset e1bhy
the difficulty of exisygerbce uib tguas 34eneibriagtedx state. TRANSLATION: I
AM TOOOOOOO DRUNK
Howw did the RForefathers drink so maqny? Are we infidels?? Should we embrace
the asys of rthe magma crab?" I sooming qwrongfv
I drqank the manbhy. at leawt 5oz./ MAhybre 6. In like., tooooomany not e en
9:45pm
(https://i.imgur.com/WU7N0j1.png)
?//satarved watter fbuffalot vgull
(https://i.imgur.com/7kLIUrR.png)
4-9 9:47pm -- Finally the cave is open
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WE have a pastuyre right? Fuck if I know where it is . Other peoples problems./
y..... notes so ssefrwesf haqredsz
4-20 10:11 -- I really hate..... tjhis fort. Layout basx.
I make.... Styx floodwer
(https://i.imgur.com/lOKRmYE.png)
4-25 1016 -- OOh, daed mioller..... oh other daed far4mer duuuude
o
easfdj!!!
DE{PTG contiguous with region!!! We can has deo[p/oTT
1021 - xstill basedx
5=-3 1022 --- ylife sop hardf??? I ferel soo daedxc
I cry.
(https://i.imgur.com/02YymuB.png)
5-5 1024 - MIKRANDTWS
IO had another cran,k in there somehwree. Stil rown royal
(https://i.imgur.com/s6Vy0rt.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/E4KQN1e.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/Agi7wuq.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/DQJFPC1.png)
5-14 1033 - I droowwwn 6the gobbb9olelves
(https://i.imgur.com/dH1FqUo.png)
1036 --- we beeed cartwemer guild hoall
IO approve. /Nto my probalme
6-9 m1056 --- Rigòth.
6-13 11:02pm --- MOAR trinidad sour
why is everyuthiung bro/wn
nonzsesn szoom: but yu
(https://i.imgur.com/E4KQN1e.png)
6-24 : 11:13 - I have become aq chief medicAL D/ORF
||
MAAUTO | 11:16pm - I a;ll/ow a few peopke to be vixytizxcowen
Vigi drsw
,.MOTHERFU KER
Citizesns.
...
BITCH.
(https://i.imgur.com/4abQCHQ.png)
7-20 1:17am - SOUUUP ??? GOOOD!!!
/i am be<F3>i<F3>n ghaving<F3> a<F3>s<F3> s<F3>oooup<F3>
Have you hearx d of our savior, salt and water?
God broth is so good.
7-27 } 204 - I make DWARVEN BROTH-- GROUND BEEF, DOS EGGLE, TWO BEEF BROTH,
ONION & GARLIC... also some broccoli I think. Plants.
NEEEEED MOOOARRR EST OCLZXBN
BIRD ITSH
MMMMMMM
The sodium..... AND the chlorid3e.
(https://i.imgur.com/M0AEIzQ.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/mvBLn6z.png)
-8-09 2:23 - MIGRASNT
Also I am halfway ttrhough another shot. Alt least 3 shot. Prosbs more because
trinidayd sour and beer.
(https://i.imgur.com/gHTvKqk.png)
MOOODFEY
I love. Salt./ Sodiu,m./ Chloride. Alternmately. Glutamate.
(https://i.imgur.com/6OpONcW.png)
8-24 | 2:49 - Cattengfhsduagfsdzx Shaliggnsduofahesdj makea an articfcatct while
I make myself egg br/oth
Very healp ful for the craftdowares workshop to be right next to the memorial
slabs.
I can feel the ethanol leaving my bloodstream. It is both good and bad. Also
possibly inevitable.
3 - what if. Na+. AND. Cl-.
9-12 | 3:07am - Idea for people who are not me. Where the fuck are the common
rooms of any sort or type?
I try to make pre-emptive toomb for Rigòth Best Guinea Pig, but life is hard and
so are Dwarf Fortress controls.
Yoink gave birth to a giral./
(https://i.imgur.com/DpbvrGx.png)
------------- Palenerd falls asleep and has to re-drink the ethanol much later -------------
5:50pm - Okay I have added several vodka to my mou ntain dew. Image posting has
become hard. I try not to die.
(https://imgur.com/uChuPyI)
5:53 = -h, thajt is several.
10-3 5:58 - I discover that our pasture was OUTSIDE. DISGUST. I make a better
one in a better secret location
Also hard locking down the fort because gfobbos are still havppenig.
(https://i.imgur.com/LLoRZUK.png)
10-05 6:02 - MOTHERFUCKER hOW dsid you get out
It's SCHMAVEN
He nearly died to gobbos but I cgot him back in side while they were firing
bullshit at him
Also gobbos are coming up from the top of the fort? Not the pridges part.
Cnocern. May have to wall in again.
10-08 6:10 - God we hasd slike ten thousand issues with th fort securty. I think
I fixex it though.
(https://i.imgur.com/RweV9bB.png)
Well that's a new one.
They appear to be drowning themselves??
(https://i.imgur.com/9SIy28D.png)
10-25 6:19 = I have no idae what this troll is doing?
Oh I think it's chasing the outpost liason
11-12 6:30 - they'rea ll just sitting in the SE corner like lasms asses. I open
enterence for excitement
(https://i.imgur.com/T7lYlqx.png)
11-20 6:34 - I gfigures oput that I have no idea who people ienter the fort. I
have no idea what I'm doing.
(https://i.imgur.com/aZIF1CI.png)
11-28 6:44 - Some sort of deathlmavch happening outside?
I am trying to fix our door situationm. I make a thie thing. I do thate thing
where new enterance. Fuck the old o/ne.
WAIT gow did the one daarfsvmarks get out:??? FRom wharoerest?
(https://i.imgur.com/NoqVD5m.png)
12-16 7:08 - FUCFK:IONG FINALLLYG
HEHE I got the fucking troll fuck yeah
12-21 7:10 = Oh I have made a mistake. The styx-flooding has been TOO good. We
may be trapped in hell. Not my provlem thouh.
They soahgeofd.
They conintinue to gongreadaste in the murky pools
Oh right it rains hwer/
NGSPRIO
Save: https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=16493
Post by: Schmaven on March 05, 2023, 08:45:23 pm
Very entertaining post as well
Post by: palenerd on March 05, 2023, 10:44:30 pm
Looking back through this nonsense...
Quote from: me at 2:30am last night
Also I am halfway ttrhough another shot. Alt least 3 shot. Prosbs more becauseI did the math, and I had at least 10⅔ standard drinks by then (1 standard drink = 1.5oz 80-proof liquor). I wasn't wrong, exactly.
trinidayd sour and beer.
And AvolitionBrit, I still don't see your updates to the new index. Are you still working on them, or did the post glitch on you again?
Post by: AvolitionBrit on March 06, 2023, 05:49:46 pm
Post by: palenerd on March 07, 2023, 07:59:17 pm
Post by: AvolitionBrit on April 09, 2023, 02:41:55 pm
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg8453568#msg8453568
Post by: TheImmortalRyukan on August 31, 2023, 08:29:57 pm
Post by: Taupe on September 02, 2023, 03:35:31 am
I havent played dwarf fortress in years.
I havent really drank much in years.
There is a long weekend coming.
Post by: AvolitionBrit on September 02, 2023, 07:11:58 am
Post by: Taupe on September 04, 2023, 03:11:34 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: TheFlame52 on September 05, 2023, 05:10:48 am
I don't know what happened, but it was still legendary.
Post by: Shakerag on January 15, 2024, 10:33:55 pm
Post by: Shakerag on January 15, 2024, 10:38:39 pm
Taupe you have the save for your turn? If not I'll have to play from AvolitionBrit's turn.
Post by: AvolitionBrit on January 16, 2024, 02:30:13 am
Post by: Shakerag on January 16, 2024, 09:14:20 pm
Classic drunken fortress misplaced saves. Good luck
I don't need luck, I have alcohol and Armok on my side.
Post by: Shakerag on January 16, 2024, 09:18:18 pm
Post by: Shakerag on January 16, 2024, 09:19:15 pm
EDIT: version 0.47.05?!? Okayyy
Post by: AvolitionBrit on January 17, 2024, 02:57:37 am
Post by: Shakerag on January 17, 2024, 07:57:16 pm
How did it go?
Honey I'm working on getting the game running again.
EDIT: I can load the save, now just got to remember how to modify my init settings
EDIT2: Ok, maybe this weekend.
Post by: MaiseNow on February 15, 2024, 01:43:38 pm
Post by: dikbutdagrate on April 03, 2024, 04:00:57 pm
Post by: Schmaven on April 03, 2024, 04:20:18 pm
I don't know anything about this community save, but if no one's playing it, I'll take a turn.
Until someone confirms an active run at it, I think it's safe to assume the play is up for grabs. Turns have been going on a "first drunk - first turn" basis