Is this "Great Fire" thing a mod? Or can it actually happen in the world history?
You can alos put up a poll for it, placing the scenario in the hands of a horde of ardent button-clickers.
You flunked out of treesinging school due to your terrible voice, and your attempt at molding wood through dubstep was an unprecedented disaster. So you become a fighter instead. Who fights while performing interpretive dance.
Elves have always been my favorite race in this game :DI feel like I should report you for that, but I don't know if you have technically broken the forum rules.
((Hello! Looks great!
Question; is this still a "Suggestion game" as per it seemed to be previously? Or is this story driven entirely by your whims?))
After you kick it and punch it in the face let the head leave it's ugly body by using your sword and than eat its heart, wait you are vegetarian . Maybe you've got it all wrong, maybe you should befriend it using your inner elvish nature powers.
Aren't elves at peace with nature? Or is that not a thing in adventure mode?
Either way, I suggest slowly backing away from the badger while holding out your sword. That way, it might not attack. If it does attack, the sword is already out and it will most likely get impaled by the attempt.
((In this section, it could far more easily be viewed as a story you are telling, not an adventure being guided by the community. Not sure whether this belongs in FG&RP, or here, but at least now players should know it's a suggestion game.
As for my suggestion...))
Waste no time! The honey badger is a fearsome foe! Kick it in its upper front tooth!
Wow, this has been around for awhile... Looks nice though!
Suggestion:
Prove your PROFOUND FACEPUNCHING skills by PUNCHING the HONEY BADGER in the FACE. PROFOUNDLY.
Jump away and try to get the sword. If that fails and the badger gets the pin, let's hold up our arms to guard the throat. Then kick the Badger in the neathers.Sounds better than punching it in the face.
If we get the sword, assume the defensive position with the sword out.
-pokes thread to see if it is still alive, hoping monitor is just busy and hasn't forgotten-+1
Duck, than wrestle it by it's tail.
Jump away and try to get the sword. If that fails and the badger gets the pin, let's hold up our arms to guard the throat. Then kick the Badger in the neathers.Sounds better than punching it in the face.
If we get the sword, assume the defensive position with the sword out.Man, who recommended that anyway?
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That works too.
Tame it! Pet badger!
Keep sword up defensively and try to keep it disabled. Once safely disabled, attempt to tame it.
If it is successfully tamed, name it Honeymeat.
If not, put it down.
Yippie, not dying is great.All statements seconded. For the tree-singing, I'd like to recommend a wooden hat. We're in a desert; it's hot, and anything that keeps the sun out of our eyes is good.
Now, I would suggest following the brook for a while. Food is likely to grow near it, and people are likely to settle by it.
Plus you will have access to water while you travel it. Brooks and streams like these are the life blood of any wasteland.
Maybe try tree singing on that palm to make a useful tool. Maybe a simple stave could be of use, or perhaps a wooden helm to protect from sun and savage.
+1Yippie, not dying is great.All statements seconded. For the tree-singing, I'd like to recommend a wooden hat. We're in a desert; it's hot, and anything that keeps the sun out of our eyes is good.
Now, I would suggest following the brook for a while. Food is likely to grow near it, and people are likely to settle by it.
Plus you will have access to water while you travel it. Brooks and streams like these are the life blood of any wasteland.
Maybe try tree singing on that palm to make a useful tool. Maybe a simple stave could be of use, or perhaps a wooden helm to protect from sun and savage.
I may be biased, but I gotta say the decision to go to sprites is a solid choice u_u
Run after the honeybadger to try and become friends with it.+1
Run after the honeybadger to try and become friends with it.+1
Can we do both?+1Yippie, not dying is great.All statements seconded. For the tree-singing, I'd like to recommend a wooden hat. We're in a desert; it's hot, and anything that keeps the sun out of our eyes is good.
Now, I would suggest following the brook for a while. Food is likely to grow near it, and people are likely to settle by it.
Plus you will have access to water while you travel it. Brooks and streams like these are the life blood of any wasteland.
Maybe try tree singing on that palm to make a useful tool. Maybe a simple stave could be of use, or perhaps a wooden helm to protect from sun and savage.
But be careful in case honeymeat comes back.
Run after the honeybadger to try and become friends with it.+1Can we do both?+1Yippie, not dying is great.All statements seconded. For the tree-singing, I'd like to recommend a wooden hat. We're in a desert; it's hot, and anything that keeps the sun out of our eyes is good.
Now, I would suggest following the brook for a while. Food is likely to grow near it, and people are likely to settle by it.
Plus you will have access to water while you travel it. Brooks and streams like these are the life blood of any wasteland.
Maybe try tree singing on that palm to make a useful tool. Maybe a simple stave could be of use, or perhaps a wooden helm to protect from sun and savage.
But be careful in case honeymeat comes back.
EDIT: tree-sung badger saddle
we will have a riding badger
EDITEDAGAIN: Guys, this is 100% a roll-to-dodge game (http://rpgcode.ultimaterpg.org/t3-roll-to-dodge-rules)(the rules detailed there are not hard-and-fast; they are flexible for maximum fun and plot)
Operation treesong, however, is a go. Yes?
+1Yippie, not dying is great.All statements seconded. For the tree-singing, I'd like to recommend a wooden hat. We're in a desert; it's hot, and anything that keeps the sun out of our eyes is good.
Now, I would suggest following the brook for a while. Food is likely to grow near it, and people are likely to settle by it.
Plus you will have access to water while you travel it. Brooks and streams like these are the life blood of any wasteland.
Maybe try tree singing on that palm to make a useful tool. Maybe a simple stave could be of use, or perhaps a wooden helm to protect from sun and savage.
But be careful in case honeymeat comes back.
As stated before: we should make a wide-brimmed hat. No use having masterwork swords or armor if we're too exhausted from heat and dehydration by the time we can use them.
I presumed a helm would act as a hat. A wooden hat would act as a helm as well.Pegacorn hat is things and stuff. Yes, try to add brim, if possible.
Maybe just add something to hang on the unicorn horn. Some cloth to the back of the neck and that should do.
I would also suggest heading to the town and act diplomatically. Keep a lookout of any dogs or people that require help.
Hesitantly enter town. Keep money concealed, look around for places of interest.
Boldly enter the town. Flash around your money, wander towards the nearest tavern.Walk in as if it is nothing out of the ordinary. Keep money wherever you were already keeping it. Observe the area and try to identify any important details regarding the town, and try to figure out where to go based on that information.
Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?
Leaf-eared Scumbag! Note: All for fun.Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?
Shut up, you knife-eared fuck.
Enough with this nonsense you blade-eared leaf-brains! I do suspect that the village will be less than friendly given the subject of the poll.Leaf-eared Scumbag! Note: All for fun.Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?
Shut up, you knife-eared fuck.
Enough with this nonsense you blade-eared leaf-brains! I do suspect that the village will be less than friendly given the subject of the poll.Leaf-eared Scumbag! Note: All for fun.Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?
Shut up, you knife-eared fuck.
Honeybadger loving scum!lol u lil' pint-sized shitEnough with this nonsense you blade-eared leaf-brains! I do suspect that the village will be less than friendly given the subject of the poll.Leaf-eared Scumbag! Note: All for fun.Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?
Shut up, you knife-eared fuck.
Weed.Honeybadger loving scum!lol u lil' pint-sized shitEnough with this nonsense you blade-eared leaf-brains! I do suspect that the village will be less than friendly given the subject of the poll.Leaf-eared Scumbag! Note: All for fun.Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?
Shut up, you knife-eared fuck.
By Cacame, you are all gloriously absurd. :PWeed.Honeybadger loving scum!lol u lil' pint-sized shitEnough with this nonsense you blade-eared leaf-brains! I do suspect that the village will be less than friendly given the subject of the poll.Leaf-eared Scumbag! Note: All for fun.Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?
Shut up, you knife-eared fuck.
Try to recall what money is. Head to temple to get basic information of how things are outside your elf village.
I presumed a helm would act as a hat. A wooden hat would act as a helm as well.
Maybe just add something to hang on the unicorn horn. Some cloth to the back of the neck and that should do.
I would also suggest heading to the town and act diplomatically. Keep a lookout of any dogs or people that require help.
Hesitantly enter town. Keep money concealed, look around for places of interest.
Boldly enter the town. Flash around your money, wander towards the nearest tavern.
Own the cloth tied around your unicorn horn. It looks rad, and you shouldn't change it just to please those other voices in your head.The ball itself is not a problem. The problem is that it needs to protect your face/head/etc. from the sun, and that is not currently occurring. Anyway, that's not important right now.
PANIC PANIC PANIC MAKE AN IRRATIONAL DECISION DO NOT PAY THE GUARD RUN RUN RUNNo... no, please don't. Panic is bad and leads to poor decisions. Try to keep calm, if nothing else.
PANIC LEADS TO AWESOMENESS! PANIC!PANIC PANIC PANIC MAKE AN IRRATIONAL DECISION DO NOT PAY THE GUARD RUN RUN RUNNo... no, please don't. Panic is bad and leads to poor decisions. Try to keep calm, if nothing else.
Panic leads to hurting yourself and bad situations, and "awesomeness" is only a result of panic so much as (calmly) figuring out how to extract yourself from a complete rout of a battle is a result of going into said battle without any plan whatsoever. In other words, it is figuring out how to get back to your original situation before the disaster, if not actually still being worse off, rather than true awesomess that involves starting from one position and so sucessfully enacting a plan that you're overall goals are even more furthered than ever possibly expected.PANIC LEADS TO AWESOMENESS! PANIC!PANIC PANIC PANIC MAKE AN IRRATIONAL DECISION DO NOT PAY THE GUARD RUN RUN RUNNo... no, please don't. Panic is bad and leads to poor decisions. Try to keep calm, if nothing else.
Panic leads to hurting yourself and bad situations, and "awesomeness" is only a result of panic so much as (calmly) figuring out how to extract yourself from a complete rout of a battle is a result of going into said battle without any plan whatsoever. In other words, it is figuring out how to get back to your original situation before the disaster, if not actually still being worse off, rather than true awesomess that involves starting from one position and so sucessfully enacting a plan that you're overall goals are even more furthered than ever possibly expected.PANIC LEADS TO AWESOMENESS! PANIC!PANIC PANIC PANIC MAKE AN IRRATIONAL DECISION DO NOT PAY THE GUARD RUN RUN RUNNo... no, please don't. Panic is bad and leads to poor decisions. Try to keep calm, if nothing else.
WePanic leads to hurting yourself and bad situations, and "awesomeness" is only a result of panic so much as (calmly) figuring out how to extract yourself from a complete rout of a battle is a result of going into said battle without any plan whatsoever. In other words, it is figuring out how to get back to your original situation before the disaster, if not actually still being worse off, rather than true awesomess that involves starting from one position and so sucessfully enacting a plan that you're overall goals are even more furthered than ever possibly expected.PANIC LEADS TO AWESOMENESS! PANIC!PANIC PANIC PANIC MAKE AN IRRATIONAL DECISION DO NOT PAY THE GUARD RUN RUN RUNNo... no, please don't. Panic is bad and leads to poor decisions. Try to keep calm, if nothing else.
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PANIC!WePanic leads to hurting yourself and bad situations, and "awesomeness" is only a result of panic so much as (calmly) figuring out how to extract yourself from a complete rout of a battle is a result of going into said battle without any plan whatsoever. In other words, it is figuring out how to get back to your original situation before the disaster, if not actually still being worse off, rather than true awesomess that involves starting from one position and so sucessfully enacting a plan that you're overall goals are even more furthered than ever possibly expected.PANIC LEADS TO AWESOMENESS! PANIC!PANIC PANIC PANIC MAKE AN IRRATIONAL DECISION DO NOT PAY THE GUARD RUN RUN RUNNo... no, please don't. Panic is bad and leads to poor decisions. Try to keep calm, if nothing else.
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I STRONGLY THIS REFUTEmayalmost certainly need to seek mental help. The local temple is likely the best readily accessible location where we may be able to receive it - or have all the demons exorcized, as the case may be.
PANIC!WePanic leads to hurting yourself and bad situations, and "awesomeness" is only a result of panic so much as (calmly) figuring out how to extract yourself from a complete rout of a battle is a result of going into said battle without any plan whatsoever. In other words, it is figuring out how to get back to your original situation before the disaster, if not actually still being worse off, rather than true awesomess that involves starting from one position and so sucessfully enacting a plan that you're overall goals are even more furthered than ever possibly expected.PANIC LEADS TO AWESOMENESS! PANIC!PANIC PANIC PANIC MAKE AN IRRATIONAL DECISION DO NOT PAY THE GUARD RUN RUN RUNNo... no, please don't. Panic is bad and leads to poor decisions. Try to keep calm, if nothing else.
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Also quote pyramid.
[/spoilerPANIC!WePanic leads to hurting yourself and bad situations, and "awesomeness" is only a result of panic so much as (calmly) figuring out how to extract yourself from a complete rout of a battle is a result of going into said battle without any plan whatsoever. In other words, it is figuring out how to get back to your original situation before the disaster, if not actually still being worse off, rather than true awesomess that involves starting from one position and so sucessfully enacting a plan that you're overall goals are even more furthered than ever possibly expected.PANIC LEADS TO AWESOMENESS! PANIC!PANIC PANIC PANIC MAKE AN IRRATIONAL DECISION DO NOT PAY THE GUARD RUN RUN RUNNo... no, please don't. Panic is bad and leads to poor decisions. Try to keep calm, if nothing else.
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I STRONGLY THIS REFUTEmayalmost certainly need to seek mental help. The local temple is likely the best readily accessible location where we may be able to receive it - or have all the demons exorcized, as the case may be.
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QUOTE PYRAMIDS ARE GOOD
THEY SERVE AS TEMPLES
TO PANIC
PANIC PANIC RUN SCREAM ACT IN A HIGHLY IRRATIONAL AND ABSURD MANNER
Stop...Ok.
Of course we are stopping.Stop...Ok.
Obviously.Of course we are stopping.Stop...Ok.
Obviously.Of course we are stopping.Stop...Ok.
Hey guys, please contain the autism. I'm working on the update as hard as I can. Meanwhile, have this shitty GIF I have made. I know it's ugleh, but it's the best I can do now.That is definitely the reaction I would have if I had some 5 or 6 voices in my head arguing with half of them wanting me to have a panic attack just for teh lols. :PSpoiler: !!PANIC!! (click to show/hide)
Fuck off, round-ears.
That was not at all what I meant about hanging cloth from the horn. I was thinking a sheet of cloth attached to the helm at both the base and tip of the horn, as well as at the tips of the wings.
As for the "business deal" - no. Fog that bastard. We're going in to town, as I've suggested earlier - as if that is nothing out of the ordinary.
Think of a brim for the hat. Tell the man you will give him a yam for directions to a temple or tavern.
A temple can get you information likely for free and in a likely less shady environment.
Tavern can also provide information as part of idle chatter, at the risk of more devious characters.
Own the cloth tied around your unicorn horn. It looks rad, and you shouldn't change it just to please those other voices in your head.The ball itself is not a problem. The problem is that it needs to protect your face/head/etc. from the sun, and that is not currently occurring. Anyway, that's not important right now.
Yes, getting to a temple or tavern is a good idea. I'd suggest the temple.
"My name is Mete Ganuhlipi, I am the gatekeeper of this holy place... So, I take it you want to hear about our Lord and his devout prophet, Almef the Truthful?"I like the sound of this god. I like the sound of this god a great deal.
Of plussings a solitary unit of greatness equivalent to 1."My name is Mete Ganuhlipi, I am the gatekeeper of this holy place... So, I take it you want to hear about our Lord and his devout prophet, Almef the Truthful?"I like the sound of this god. I like the sound of this god a great deal.
Yes, my good sir, any and all information is appreciated.
Of plussings a solitary unit of greatness equivalent to 1."My name is Mete Ganuhlipi, I am the gatekeeper of this holy place... So, I take it you want to hear about our Lord and his devout prophet, Almef the Truthful?"I like the sound of this god. I like the sound of this god a great deal.
Yes, my good sir, any and all information is appreciated.
(http://i.imgur.com/gVkg24t.png) (http://imgur.com/gVkg24t)Um. That's a gun.
Um. That's a gun.
Instructions unclear. Should one engage in theological dispute or question the nature of Almef's weapon we've only seen in our fantasies?Uh... neither. Each would probably both be a faux pas.
I would have thought that he sold just be using his divine weapon that spits fire and death. The thrust of his weapon would render the souls of his foes from their bodiesAh, yes, the tried-and-true method of screaming "Arcane resonance of form!" at the top of your lungs and then riding off into the sunset before anyone can figure out a way to counter your argument.
Other option is just have it be a type of magical artifact that looks like a gun due to how good the gun shape happens to be.
Similar to convergent evolution, the gun shape happens to be the optimal shape for death spitting weapons of freedom.
Instructions unclear. Should one engage in theological dispute or question the nature of Almef's weapon we've only seen in our fantasies?Uh... neither. Each would probably both be a faux pas.
Instead, as about what this religion states that we should do to not be sinful. Express curiosity and interest. Maybe see if we can determine the nature of the surrounding area.
Be tactful.
EDIT: I appreciate this poll. I appreciate it a good deal.
Cover our arms. Also ask him if he knew of an elf Druid who passed these parts in his many years.+1
We do recall what the quest was, right?
Fuck Armok. What's he ever done for us anyways?Armok! Armok! Armok!!!
I'm terribly sorry for taking so long, lads and lassies! I have been busy working on my thesis for quite a while, and I'll need a few more days to have it finished. As for now, have this snippet from the upcoming updoot! Is there any way to improve it?:D
I'm wondering if you're actually using good ol' MS Paint? I can't imagine working without layers.
Cover our arms. Also ask him if he knew of an elf Druid who passed these parts in his many years.
We do recall what the quest was, right?
Cover our arms. Also ask him if he knew of an elf Druid who passed these parts in his many years.+1
We do recall what the quest was, right?
Also, convert to Armokism.
PTW this. And yes, Jointhe blood godamok
Fuck Armok. What's he ever done for us anyways?
Okay, we are clearly post-apocalypse, because that is definitely a city in the modern sense of the word.
We should probably go to Tamedtunem, though not before getting some supplies.
And longer sleeves, so as not to disturb the populace. Wouldn't want to get lynched.
Whatever we do, don't go by the Desert of Equity. Also get unrealistic notions about traveling to the dead city and becoming a champion warlord general princess.
Buy an oversized serrated sword.+1
B..but, we already have a sword! And big swords are too unwieldy. Let's take a look at that kitten, though!Kitteh!!!
B..but, we already have a sword! And big swords are too unwieldy. Let's take a look at that kitten, though!Kitteh!!!
The ribbon....
Also, no on the sword, get a pole instead. And maybe find a kitten instead of buying one, use elf skills to take a stray.
Buy an oversized serrated sword.+1
NAME THE KITTEN "MILKDRINKER"This is not the RtD board!
I DON'T CAAAAARRRRRREEEEEENAME THE KITTEN "MILKDRINKER"This is not the RtD board!
I feel there is a reference I am not getting.I DON'T CAAAAARRRRRREEEEEENAME THE KITTEN "MILKDRINKER"This is not the RtD board!
Cats drink milkI feel there is a reference I am not getting.I DON'T CAAAAARRRRRREEEEEENAME THE KITTEN "MILKDRINKER"This is not the RtD board!
It's this. It's ukelale metal. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163787.new#new)Cats drink milkI feel there is a reference I am not getting.I DON'T CAAAAARRRRRREEEEEENAME THE KITTEN "MILKDRINKER"This is not the RtD board!
Well, I am going to have a fun read now, thanksJoin in. I'm the giraffe lord.
:D+1 Though only buying one sounds better to me. Plus that way we have a free hand to grab stuff.
Khopeshes are good, buy the pair.
I'm terribly sorry for the delays, guys! Possible conscription is upon me. Anyway, I'm working hard to deliver the update soon. As per usual, here's a spoiler!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ask about the goblin in the corner, but most importantly name the kitteh, "allergy".
NAME THE KITTEN "MILKDRINKER"
Name the cat "Kilo"
:D
Khopeshes are good, buy the pair.
:D+1 Though only buying one sounds better to me. Plus that way we have a free hand to grab stuff.
Khopeshes are good, buy the pair.
You MUST have a pike. How will you stab forgotten beasts in the organs without a 15 foot pike?
Give her something from your inventory you don't need anymore, get money, get bitches
See if you can't find a trusty cardboard box+1
See if you can't find a trusty cardboard box+1
No, you need to think inside the box.
Or under it.
You get the point. Get in the damn box.
+1No, you need to think inside the box.
Or under it.
You get the point. Get in the damn box.
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+1 Very convenient, even has a peephole.+1No, you need to think inside the box.
Or under it.
You get the point. Get in the damn box.
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No. Stay out and try to not look like a psychopath, please.+1 Very convenient, even has a peephole.+1No, you need to think inside the box.
Or under it.
You get the point. Get in the damn box.
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Stay out and try to not look like a psychopath, please.We're a goblin. In a dwarven fortress. The hell do you think they think of us?!?
Oh. Thinking of wrong adventurer, then. Go in the box and refrain from yelling at the voices in your head.Stay out and try to not look like a psychopath, please.We're a goblin. In a dwarven fortress. The hell do you think they think of us?!?