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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15165 on: September 06, 2018, 11:16:06 am »
Quote from: Imic on September 05, 2018, 09:03:31 am
Quote from: King Zultan on September 05, 2018, 05:38:27 am
Quote from: Steam game review
its taken longer for this game to be built than it took hitler to exterminate 6 million jews, and its still not finished.
Where is this from?
It is from the steam page for the game Survive The Nights, its apparently really crap.


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(3) IN PANIC, YOU PROCEED TO SHIT OUT A VERY SMALL MEDICAL BOMB
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Wagons are the forbidden magic. You have touched upon things that no mortal should attempt.
Quote from: George_Chickens on September 05, 2018, 10:28:32 am
You must be careful with the wagons. Once you dine on the delicious wagon meat, you must be careful that the delicious wagon meat does not dine on you.
Quote from: Eric Blank on September 05, 2018, 05:19:02 pm
Its okay, if you're already stark raving mad the wagons will ignore you despite your transgressions.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15166 on: September 06, 2018, 11:36:16 am »
Quote from: Maximum Spin on September 06, 2018, 10:46:45 am
."See what you did, wizards? Now people are dying because you can't tell the difference between me and my grandma."
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15167 on: September 06, 2018, 01:33:09 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on September 05, 2018, 05:19:02 pm
My spearman companion lost his manhood to the werewolf, and then his life to a horse I decided to chop up for leather.
Quote from: Reelya on September 05, 2018, 08:33:51 pm
We're long past that point now. We're in the Derp State.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15168 on: September 06, 2018, 02:17:13 pm »
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If my wisdom teeth are so smart, why's one coming in at a fucking 90 degree angle
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15169 on: September 06, 2018, 02:22:12 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on September 05, 2018, 11:46:39 pm
Now I picture Alec Baldwin in Trump costume, slamming his fist on a desk and yelling "FEGELEIN!" over and over.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15170 on: September 06, 2018, 05:23:03 pm »
Quote from: DolosusDoleus on September 06, 2018, 02:17:13 pm
Quote from: A friend of mine
If my wisdom teeth are so smart, why's one coming in at a fucking 90 degree angle
Wisdom is the product of mistakes and reflection.

Those teeth made some pretty major mistakes, and are now reflecting off of the normal teeth. Ergo, wisdom.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15171 on: September 06, 2018, 08:25:22 pm »
Quote from: Egan_BW on September 06, 2018, 04:55:11 pm
Congratulations! Once the feels are past, you should now be in a good position to adjust your bullshit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15172 on: September 06, 2018, 10:47:39 pm »
Quote from: Imic on September 05, 2018, 09:42:56 am
Quote from: Kagus on September 05, 2018, 09:20:03 am
Quote from: Imic on September 05, 2018, 09:03:31 am
Quote from: King Zultan on September 05, 2018, 05:38:27 am
Quote from: Steam game review
its taken longer for this game to be built than it took hitler to exterminate 6 million jews, and its still not finished.
Where is this from?
World War 2. Specifically, the Holocaust.
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Which game?
Ye young ‘uns assumin’ that every single auld manne doesn’t know aboot the haulocaust....
Steam
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15173 on: September 06, 2018, 11:01:05 pm »
Quote from: some patchnotes
- Women and Republicans can no longer declare themselves Caliph.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15174 on: September 06, 2018, 11:02:59 pm »
Quote from: UrbanGiraffe on September 06, 2018, 11:01:05 pm
Quote from: some patchnotes
- Women and Republicans can no longer declare themselves Caliph.
Where is this from?

Quote from: Cinder on September 06, 2018, 10:47:39 pm
Quote from: Imic on September 05, 2018, 09:42:56 am
Quote from: Kagus on September 05, 2018, 09:20:03 am
Quote from: Imic on September 05, 2018, 09:03:31 am
Quote from: King Zultan on September 05, 2018, 05:38:27 am
Quote from: Steam game review
its taken longer for this game to be built than it took hitler to exterminate 6 million jews, and its still not finished.
Where is this from?
World War 2. Specifically, the Holocaust.
...
Which game?
Ye young ‘uns assumin’ that every single auld manne doesn’t know aboot the haulocaust....
Steam
What game's review?
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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15175 on: September 06, 2018, 11:15:02 pm »
Quote from: KittyTac on September 06, 2018, 11:02:59 pm
Quote from: UrbanGiraffe on September 06, 2018, 11:01:05 pm
Quote from: some patchnotes
- Women and Republicans can no longer declare themselves Caliph.
Where is this from?

Liberal Crime Squad

It's actually just EU4 :/
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15176 on: September 07, 2018, 12:55:42 am »
Quote from: FallacyofUrist on September 06, 2018, 08:28:02 pm
Ah, the dreaded swirly thing. I remember it well.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15177 on: September 07, 2018, 05:47:09 am »
Quote from: Imic on September 05, 2018, 09:03:31 am
Quote from: King Zultan on September 05, 2018, 05:38:27 am
Quote from: Steam game review
its taken longer for this game to be built than it took hitler to exterminate 6 million jews, and its still not finished.
Where is this from?
It is from the steam page for the game Survive The Nights, its apparently really crap.

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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15178 on: September 07, 2018, 10:06:37 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on September 07, 2018, 09:04:48 am
I will now say something banworthy....

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I play roblox.
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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
Mostly phone-posting, sorry for any typos or autocorrect hijinks.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15179 on: September 07, 2018, 08:00:29 pm »
Quote from: UrbanGiraffe on September 06, 2018, 11:01:05 pm
Quote from: some patchnotes
- Women and Republicans can no longer declare themselves Caliph.
Soon, they will be Caliph instead of the Caliph.

Quote from: KittyTac on September 06, 2018, 11:02:59 pm
Quote from: UrbanGiraffe on September 06, 2018, 11:01:05 pm
Quote from: some patchnotes
- Women and Republicans can no longer declare themselves Caliph.
Where is this from?
Europa Universalis 4's latest patch notes (with Dharma).  Other possible nominations...

Quote
- Renamed the nation of Bagelkhand to Baghelkhand, making it more consistent with geographical names but less delicious
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- Removed Kochin's unrequited love for Vijayanagar.
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- Allowing female generals created an amazon nation where only women would ever get recruited for field duty.
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