Post by: PTTG?? on September 17, 2009, 07:07:42 pm
This thread is older than the field of neural network based language processing, but dang if it doesn't fit into this well! Here's a tool for making neural travesties (https://github.com/minimaxir/textgenrnn), or as I call them, decisions about my personal life!
If you're wondering why this thread is in DF Modding, it's because long, long ago, it was based on the idea that you could concievably turn some of these mangled raws into working ones and install them.... and that is still the theory, if not the fact.
Raws that alllllmost would work.
*The entity responsible for "Millennium hand and shrimp, buggrit."
Some examples:
[creantman:ants:stabs:1:3] [PERSONALITY:ANTIDOTE:spirit of fire:ogremling:nightwing
feature] [FAT:NECARNIVORE][SAVANNOT_BUTC:stabs:1:2:0:10067] [PREFSTRINGERSONALITY:VULNESS:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT:1]
[TILE:'&'][COLOR:2:BLUDGEON][COLOR:7:0:1000] [SPEED:2:4:0]
[/pre]
[trAPAVOID][MISCHIEVIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER] [CREATURE:RATMAN] [NAME:sasquatchlings:nightwing[/pre]
natures] [NOPAIN][EXTRAVISION:0:55:100:20] [POPULATION_NUMBER:10:20] [CRAFTSMAN_NAME:craftsdwarves]
[BOWMAN_NAME:demonsters:strangler:sea serpent hatch:sasquatch:snakemen:blizzardman]
[TILE:'b'][COLOR:7:0:10067] [LARGE_PREDATOR][EVIL] [NO_GENDER] [NOTHOUGHT][NONAUSEA][NOEXERT][NOBLEED][REMAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH:bites:1:1:GORE][ATTACK:MAI
[creature_standard-man] [SPHERE:DEATH][FIRE] [BIOME:GLACIER] [BODY:HUMANOID:TAIL:slap:slaps:1:6:GORE][ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:punches:1:2:BLUDGEON][ATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH:bite:bites:1:2:BLUDGEON][ATTACKFLAG_WITH]
[CAN_SPEED:700] [PERSONALITY:CHEERFULNERALS] [POPULATION:50:75:100] [CLUSTER_NUMBER:10:200]
[FANCIFUL][ENDINGDESTROYER:25:50] [PREFSTRING:hunches:1:3:PIERCE][ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH]
[SPHERE:SPEED:250][COLOR:0:0:0] [PERSONALITY:CHEERFULNERABLE][EVIL][DIFFICULTY:2]
[CREATH][FIREIMMUNE_STANDARD]
creature [BLOODTYPE:GRASP:punches:1:8:GORE][ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH] [HOMEOTHERMAN_NAME:marksdwarven]
[TILE:'s'][COLOR:3:0:1] [EQUIPS] [EQUICK] [ATTACKFLAG_WITH] [ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH]
[HOMEOTHERM:100] [CAN_CHASM][EVIL] [CLUSTER_RARE] [EQUICK] [BIOME:SWAMP_TROPICAL]
[ALL_ACTIVE] [SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEAK][liKES_FIGHTING][BIOME:SUBTYPE:WATER:NO_SLEEP]
[EQUIPS] [POPULATION_NUMBER:1:1:GORE][ATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:0] [PERSON]
[LAYERING:0:60:120] [FAT:3] [INTELLIGENT] [GENPOWER:5] [NAME:stranglers:sea man]
I don't know what [CREATH] and [ENDINGDESTROYER:X:Y] do, but I want them.
There's also the [PERSON] and [CAN_CHASM] tags, as well as [SWIM_SPEAK]
And I haven't given it the non-standard raws yet!
I found that level 3 travesties work best- though 5/6es might actually function as raws!
Post by: Untelligent on September 17, 2009, 07:20:21 pm
[SPHERMING]
[HASSTRING:sheep cheep ches:1:1]
[SWIM_SPECIALATTACK:SPINE]
[ATTACK:MAIN:sunderor raegnok venigmating flayl]
[NO_SUBTERRANEANDARD_FLESH]
[NOBLE]
[BONE:BRAIN]
[NAME:hooloovoo:hooloovoo:hooloovoo:hooloovoo:hooloovoo:hooloovoo]
rock lobster dragon
[NOT_BUTC:slayls:fishellspider spirits of sent lobster pups]
Post by: Flaming Dorf on September 17, 2009, 10:35:05 pm
[CAN_SALT:CHILD]
[LEGLESS_FEMALE]
[MEAN]
[BUILD:NOSE]
Post by: PTTG?? on September 17, 2009, 10:54:26 pm
[SELECT_SPEC:ROSE:2500]
[ENVIRONMENTAXEBLANTS:ORGANS:THROAMING:cave for cermatite:bite] (Throaming!)
[BIOME:stabs]
[ENVIRONMENT:METAMOR_FUN:AUTUMINE:CLUSTEP:MANOPENDOORS] (It's not just metamophic, it's metamorFUN!)
"Melts of puppy" (What?)
[BODY:HUMAN_CHALE]
[TWO_HAMMON]
[CHILDING]
[LARGESE:donkey glodyte]
[PERMITTED_JOINT:100] (It's a maximum number per day. This is the elven setting)
[PREFSTRINGDEST_BURNALITY:ACCEPTABLE] (I just like the concept of "Burnality")
"dematglodyte" (Sounds like a good creature)
[BIOME:manglish alunicon:STAND_LEARS:NO_GENPOWERY] ("manglish" sounds oddly familiar...)
Post by: Adamantine Fist on September 17, 2009, 11:14:58 pm
[ATTACK:SECOND:BYTYPE:MOUTH] [PREFSTRINGERSONALITY:ALTRUISM:0:170] [DAMBLOCK:SPINE:BRAIN:3FING][EVIL]
[FEARS:NOST] [GENPOWER:2] [EVIL] [INTELLIGENT] [PREFSTRING:evil nobility]
[MULTIPLE_LITY:0:40:80:100] [TILE:2LUNGS:HEARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEARS:5TOES:2EYES:2EYES:2EART:GUTS:ORGANS:HUMANOPENDOORS]
[PERSONALITY:IMMODER_RARE][ATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:3FING:0:50:100] [CROSTUN][NO_SLEEP]
[SIZE:6] [GLOWTILE:'"'][GLOWTILE:144][COLOR
It actually has an intelligible prefstring, oddly enough. Although I'd say that Attacking with its spine and brain kind of make up for that...
[ETHING] [PERMITTED_JOB:FURNACE_OPERMITTED_JOB:WEAPON:ITEM_CUTTER] [PERMITH]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BOWYER] [PANTS_LOINC] [DEFAULT_SYMBOL:ROAD] [COMMON] [TOLER]
[PERABLE] [trAL:ALL:HOLY] [MAX_POP_NUMBER:1] [ETHIC:KILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]
[WEAPON:NOT_FALCION:ITEM_WEAPON:ACCEPTABLE] [PERMITTED_JOB:ENGRAVE_SUPPORTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:VAMARI]
[WEAPON_SPHER:EVIL_ANY_RIVE_SUPPORT:ANY_GRESH] [ARMOR_SHOES_CONSTRUMENT:1]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] [DIGGER_POPULATION:2] [HELM_CARPENT_DRUMENT_MODIFICE]
[DEFAUL_DIRE] [ARMOR_CONSMITTED_JOB:BOW] [trAPCOMP_GIANTS:COMP:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_SITEM_TROPHY_ANIMALS:ACCEPTABLE]
[STONECRAFTER] [WEAPON_AXE_HANDARK_FOREST] [ETHIC:EATHE][SELEMENT:TUN]
[MAX_POWERY] [PROGREE_CIV_NUMBER:512] [ART_BOOTS_SHOES:ITE:CITY] [PERMITTED_JOB:ADMININGS:COMMON]
[WEAPONSTRUCTION:BRON] [PRODUCTS] [trADER_PROVES:ITEM_PANTS:COMMO:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_SPEED]
[SPEACET_MODIFIED_JOB:TANNEL:NATCHERE:LIGNMENT] [trAPCOMMON] [RELIGIONAL_PREF]
[DEFAULT_SAPITART_FARMOR:ITEM_WEAVER] [PERMITTED_JOB:LYE_MAKER] [PE
This one's from my entity_new, reaction_standard, and creature_ooze raws. Note that I am using Civ Forge. It might be a horrible monstrosity of a raw file, but DAMN can it ever make lye.
Post by: Duke 2.0 on September 17, 2009, 11:20:13 pm
Post by: Adamantine Fist on September 17, 2009, 11:26:41 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, I fully expect Toady to make most of these a reality. Well, at least the possibility for what these theoretical tags represent.[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE]? :o
Post by: Duke 2.0 on September 17, 2009, 11:28:23 pm
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE]? :oDie Death!
Post by: Flaming Dorf on September 17, 2009, 11:38:33 pm
[PERMITTED_JOINT:100] (It's a maximum number per day. This is the elven setting)
Sigged, if that is quite alright.
Post by: PTTG?? on September 18, 2009, 06:20:43 pm
I think it's creating messages...
[ATTACK:MAINE]
Post by: Knirisk on October 29, 2009, 04:15:55 pm
(Sieging? It's an ART!)
Also, [PERMITTED_JOB:STONE:ONYX]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ENGRAVERY:MISGUIDED]
EDIT: AHAHAHAHAHA! [NATURAL:ONLY_IF_SANCTIONED:ELF]
It's trying to tell us something!
EDITEDIT: [trANSLATION:PANTS_PANTS_PANTS]
I really frigging love this thing.
Post by: 3 on October 29, 2009, 04:33:17 pm
[NOPULL_ACTIVE]
[CREAND]
[NAME:ANDANY_WITHERSION_NUMBEN]
[NOBODY:ON_DOMEOTHER:24]
[NOSKULATTACKFLAWS]
[MESTRATE_BROAD:2:6]
Post by: PTTG?? on October 30, 2009, 01:27:12 am
If we take this one out, we'll stop getting engravings of the sun in the rooms of terminal cave adaption, and fewer scenes of demons being smeared into a spiral in our dining hall.
[trANSLATION:PANTS_PANTS_PANTS]
I want to learn this language.
[NOSKULATTACKFLAWS]
When this creature attacks skulls, it does so perfectly. Or, that is, with it's skull. Maybe...
------
[OBJECT:RUM_MAKING] Rum!
[REAGENT:1:BAR:NO_SUBTYPE:MEL] 1 bar of Mel, one bar of Clem...
[FUELECTION_MAKIN] We're makin' some F.U. elections here!
[PRON:PEWTER] Yeah...
[SMELTER_FING] Dat's one adem shmelter fings.
[REAGENT:1:BILLON] And for the reagent... ONE BILLION!
[TICKLE_BOWGUN] ...
[DRIAL_VIALUR:7:0:PIES_PLURANDED:5] I don't know what most of that means, but I definitely don't want my pies pluranded.
[CLUSTAR] It's not a cluster, baby, it's a cluSTAR!
[MATGLOSS_PLANT:GRASS_PRING] From which pringles are made.
[FREEZING:rock roots] I just like the name of what I can only assume are plants. Very cold plants. Maybe I'll make them and have them grow under tundras...
[ITEM_WEAPON_MILLED] Come to think of it, a bag of flower, where you throw the flower units, would be pretty nice.
[FRY] ... The implied tag of all creatures invading a magma-equipped fort.
[DRINKNAME:lound floater:6:0] That actually sounds like a real drink. Someone must invent it. Probably something with marshmallows floating in it or something.
Post by: uran77 on October 30, 2009, 03:57:36 am
Post by: Haspen on October 30, 2009, 04:30:56 am
[MILL_CHILD:ONLY_IF_GOOD_REASON] ...
[DIGGER_RANOPENTION:ROADAPT] Road adaptation, cool.
[CHICK]
[GENPON:HUMAN] Genpons we are, yay!
[WEAPON:ROADAPON]
[ENDOOR:2:0]
[DIGENTION]
and:
[MULTION_PICK]
I really want Multion Picks now.
Post by: Errol on October 30, 2009, 05:15:16 am
Fun with entity_default:
[INSTRUMENT_TRUMENT:WAR:VIOLENT]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HERBALISM:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[WEAPON_SPHERE:MINER]
[ETHIC:TORTURE:ELF]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAPIENT_FLUTE]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_FLUTE]
[CREATURE_AS_EXAMPLE:UNCOMMON]
[START_GROUP_NUMBER:10000]
[CULL_SYMBOL:ALL:SUBORDINATE]
[SUBSELECT_SYMBOL:ALL:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:TREASON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOTHINKABLE]
[RELIGION_SPEAR]
[liKES_SOCKS:COMMON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_PRODUCTION:DWARF]
[PANTS:ITEM_SHOES_SITE:CITY]
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:COMMON]
[AMMO:ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT_LONG]
[MERCHANIC]
[ETHIC:TORTURE:KOBOLD]
[SHOES_SITE:CAVE_DETAILED]
[PERMITTENS:COMMON]
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR]
[STONE_CARETAKER]
[SUBTERRANEAN_PROCESSED_WOOD_PRODUCTION:ELF]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:ALL:UGLY]
[RELIGION_SWORD_SHIELD:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_HELM:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_GLOVES_MITTED_JOB:THRESHER]
[PANTS:ITEM_INSTRUCTION:BRIDGE]
[ETHIC:KILL_NEUTRAL:JUSTIFICE]
Post by: Lofn on October 30, 2009, 05:56:26 am
Quote
[SUBTERRANEAN_PROCESSED_WOOD_PRODUCTION:ELF]
My favourite.
Post by: Vlynndar on October 30, 2009, 06:45:44 am
[MILL_CHILD:ONLY_IF_GOOD_REASON]
Awesome.
Post by: Haspen on October 30, 2009, 09:40:45 am
Insta-killers:
[INSTRUMENT_TRUMENT:WAR:VIOLENT]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAPIENT_FLUTE]
And this one:
[STONE_CARETAKER]
Is pretty Dwarfy job :D And I snatch it now :3
Post by: Danarca on October 30, 2009, 09:44:59 am
[MILL_CHILD:ONLY_IF_GOOD_REASON]Oh God that's awesome...
Post by: Duke 2.0 on October 30, 2009, 09:51:20 am
Does this imply what I think it implies?
Post by: krige on October 30, 2009, 10:26:14 am
[NO_SLEED:25000]
[SWIM_SHRUBLAND]
[CHILDNAME_SUPPORT:GUTS:COMMON]
[WEAPON:ITEM_PANTS:ITE_BRONZE]
[SHIELD_BUCKLERABLE]
[PERS:NOSKIRT:1] (hot, unless it's a dwarf)
[ETHIC:KILL:NAME:kick:kicks]
[BIOME:MOUTH:bites:1:2:0:0] (support for bacteries?)
[T_WORD:GUTS:COLOR:6:GORE]
[ATTACK:SPITEM] (I'll spite you!)
[ETHIC:EARN]
[TILE:dwarf:fire] (a fairly common occurence, eh?)
[BODY:HUMOR_CLOPS]
[T_WORD:HEARSH_EXILE:'g']
[INSTRUMENT:sir]
[SWIMS_LEAD_HOOF]
Post by: Lofn on October 30, 2009, 10:32:38 am
My input:
[PERMITTED_JOB:BREATH]
[OUTDOOR_FARMER:ITEM_TRIBUTE]
[trACE:ACCEPTABLE]
[OBJECTOR]
[USE_MINER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FIRE]
[RELIGION:PUNISH_DISSECT]
[RELIGION:PUMP_GIANTER]
[ATTACKSMITH]
[PERMABATTLE]
[PERMITDISSECT_SAPIENTDOORS]
EDIT: OH GOD.
[DIPLOMATTACK:SPINERATOR]
^ your dorf is the dorf that will pierce the treefriends!
EDIT EDIT: AHAHAHA.
[PERMITTED_JOB:HERE:WAR]
Post by: Vlynndar on October 30, 2009, 11:00:39 am
[ALL_ACT_PARALYZE]
[PERSONALITY:0:0:0]
[SPHERE:MUCK]
[BLOODTYPE:MUCK]
[BLOODTYPE:MOUTH]
[HOMEOTHOUGHT]
[NOBLEEP]
[ENDING:impressive plumed Basilisk]
[STANDARDNESS:0:0:0]
[COLOR:6:BURN]
[trAPDESTRACT_PARALYZE]
[PERSONALITY:ANXIETY:SELF_COND:BYTYPE:MAIN:MOUTH]
[SPHERE:DEATHY:0:0:0]
Oh my this is awesome.
Post by: Errol on October 30, 2009, 11:08:14 am
[NAME:make bars (use bituminous coke trifle pewterling silver bars)]
[NAME:make from bars (use bars]
[PRODUCT:REACTION:PEWTERLING2]
[SMELTER_FINE_MAKING]
[NAME:make bars (use bismuth brass bars (use bronze bronze bituminous coke
from bars]
[NAME:make rose bars]
[OBJECTION:LE]
[FUELTER_MAKING]
[PRON]
[PRON:PE:make coke
bars (use coal]
[FUEL_BRONZE]
[NAMANTIONZE_GOLD]
[REAGENTIONE:make triflectriflectrum bars bars (use pewter bars)]
[PRODUCT:1:BITE_MAKING2]
[SMUTH]
[PROSS_MAKING2]
[REACKE]
[REAGENT:100:2:BAR:NICK_BRODUCTING2]
Post by: Haspen on October 30, 2009, 12:13:42 pm
[CHILD:ITEM_INFORCE] ...
[BODY:QUADRUID]
[TOLENT:TREMENT:UNTHIC:LYING_CITY]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TRADER_TUNNEL] Hey, underground trading tunnels, awesome!
[ARTINGS:COMMON]
[CULL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE] One click and the invaders get decimated. Cool ^^
[ETHIC:MAKER]
[ETHINKABLE]
[ART_SYMBOL:BATTLE:NAME_WARD]
[TOY_BOWYERING:COMMON]
[ARMOR_FACE] *dies*
[SHOES_BRIDGE:VIOLENTITY]
[CREATURE:SLAVER:GORE]
[BIOMEOTHIC:THOR]
This thing is really 'A'wesome.
Post by: Chariot on October 30, 2009, 02:24:56 pm
[WEAPON:WINTER] <--- Russian dwarves?
[CAN_HAMMER]
[ENT:ANY_DETAINING:ACCEPTABLE] <--- guess they don't like ents...
[MAX_POP_NUMBER:1] <--- how lonely...
[ETHIC:KILLER]
[ENT_MODIFIER:3] <---- modifying the detained ents now?
[CAN_CLUB]
[PANTS_SITE:TRIGGER:TRAPCOMMON] <--- lol
[SIEGE_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]
[USE_BREAKINGS:COMMON]
[ARMOR_ROAD]
[WEAPON:PANTER] <--- what happens when you use that weapon against an enemy who isn't wearing pants?
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_EXILED] <--- I'd love a job where i exile fish
[RELIGION:MILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE] <--- sounds normal...
[CURRENCY_BODYGUARDS] <--- good ol' mercenaries
[START_IMPROVEMENT_KILL_PLANTER] <--- that's not an improvement! :-X
[PERMITTED_JOB:BRIDGE]
[ARMOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] <--- weee!
[INSTRUMENT_HUMAN]
[SCOUTDOOR_FACE]
[PANTS_TROLLABLE]
[USE_MILKERY]
[BIOME:ANY_AXE_BRIDGE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMALS:ACCEPTABLE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS] <--- serious fish is serious
[ETHIC:ASSMAKER] <--- uh...
[TOY_HALFLING]
Race Travesties:
[BODYGLOWTILE:women:ratwoman_males] <--- er.... ratwoman_males?
[STANCE:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kicks:1:1:2:BLUDGEON]
[ATTACK:SECOND:BYTYPE:MODESTY:EXCITEMENT] <--- attack with modesty...to cause excitement?
[CHILD:150] <--- thats an old child
[SWIMS_LEARMS:BRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH] <--- wait, what?
[LAYERING:evil bearorcs] <--- EEK!
[HOME:pony foal:pony mammoth:woolly goat's milk:7:0:0:1] <--- pony mammoth?
[CHILDNAME:baby calves] <--- redundant repetition
Post by: Vlynndar on October 30, 2009, 02:41:20 pm
[STANCE:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kicks:1:1:2:BLUDGEON]
...Ouch.
Post by: TOMzors on October 30, 2009, 04:40:53 pm
for some reason [SMUTH] made me laugh the most XD
Post by: Quietust on October 30, 2009, 08:53:59 pm
[GLOVES:ITEM_PANTS_LONG:PUNISH_EXAMPLE:NAME_RARE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HER]
[AT_SHOES:MOUTH] - foot in mouth indeed
[SWIM_SHOES:COMMON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUMAN]
[trEE_CAN_CITEM_TOGA:UNCOMMON]
[TOY_ANIMALS]
[BIOME_BATTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS] - fishing is serious business!
[PERMITTED_JOB:HERWORLD_CAPITALCRAFTER]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:WARF]
[RELIGION_HAMMO_BOOTS_SKIRT_BOOTS_TROLLABLE]
[ETHIC:LYE_MILKER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING:UNCOMMON]
[PERSONAL_DISC]
[CREAKING]
[PERSON:TUNNEL:NAME_BALIGION:ITEM_WEAPON_SCARF]
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_TRIGGER:120]
[ARMOR:ITEM_TOY:ITE_LEAN_CROSSBOW] - as opposed to fat crossbows
[BIOME:MECHANIMAL:ONLY_CONS] - don't see any pros to mech-animals
[EDIBLE_WHIP] - licorice?
[MATGLOSS_PLURAL:plump her berry] - not going there...
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR]
I agree wholeheartedly. Fish dissector would be even better here.
[ATTACKSMITH]
A Headshoots reference?
Post by: AtomicPaperclip on October 30, 2009, 10:54:16 pm
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_PRODUCTION:DWARF]
Does this imply what I think it implies?
So does that mean pimping, or prostituting?
Post by: Sysice on October 30, 2009, 11:00:22 pm
[CANNOT_BUTCHERABLEED]
[NOSMELTING:substantial value]
[CANNOTHOUGHTING_POINT:ALL_ACTIVE:VEIN:100] (What?)
[NOSMELTING_POINT:156]
[SMELLYROT] (Exactly the opposite of what we have now...)
[REACTION_CHASM]
[FREQUENCY:19320]
[DAMANTIN] (What???)
[NAME:make adamantial value] (You now have the value of adamantine!)
[SMELTER_FINE]
[MATGLOSS_MAKING:metallic shine wafers]
[REAGENT:1:REAGENT:3:BAR:NO_SLEEP] (The solid essence of insomnia.)
[REAGENTARY:VEIN:100]
[NAME:make from bars (use bars)]
[ITEMCORPSE_QUALITY:8930] (Wow.)
[T_WORD:FOR_FIGURINE] (What is this T word they speak of?
[ETHIC:MAKING_CITY]
[T_WORD:ANY_GCS_FIGURING:FLY:kitãg] (Again with the T word... and a GCS!)
[T_WORD:GORGANS:COMMON] (...)
[T_WORD:ITEM_WEAPON:BYTYPE:CAVESTIC_MODIFICE:zilir] (Seriously!)
[T_WORD:FRAMPIRE_FIGURINE] (You know what, I quit.)
[T_WORD:BRON] (Ah, the mysterious T word is explained at last.)
[CULL_SYMBOL:ALL:NECK:SPIKED_JOB:BOOT:nol] (No spiked neck boots!)
[CULL_FIGURINE]
[PANTS_LEAD:nash]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANYON:UNTAIL] (No tails!)
[ENT:ITEM_PANTS_GRESTPLANTS_LEGGINATURE_ALTO_SUBTYPE:DREST] (...Not even going to try on this one.
[WEAPONSTRUMENT_DIDGEL_FORSAKER]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FORTREED:at°r]
Oh man:
[ARMOR_SHOES:ITEM_TOY:ITEM_TOY:ITEM_INSTRUMENT:SHUNTHIC:EAT_BITCH] (...Wha...?)
Post by: Haspen on October 31, 2009, 01:51:15 pm
[VERMIN_HATEMAINBLOCK:70] (Blocking hate!)
[ITEM_SPEED:2900]
[LAYER_PLATION_NUMBER:1]
[BIOME:ballista arrows]
[COVERMIN_EATEABLE]
[PENETRATER]
[HARD_FLESH] (Certainly dwarven)
[FREEZING:beauty]
[PANTS_LOW:COMMON]
[ETHING:PERMITTED_JOB:MAKE_TRIBUTE]
[ITEM_ARMOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CAVE_MISC_PROVES:COMMON]
[ETHIC:KILL:COMMON]
[ACTION:ITEM_PANTS_BODYGUARDS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING_POP_NUMBER:12768]
[SHOES:ITEM_SERIOUS]
[SIEGE_POINT:ANY_OCEAN:UNCOMMON]
[OUT]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMIRER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLERKING]
[ETHIC:KILL:ALL] (Raaaaage!)
[SHOES_SHIELD_COAT]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMINIMUM_SERIOUS]
[INSTRUMENT_BIOME_SUPPORT]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CHEESERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BONE_CARPENT:ANY_WEAPON:HUMAN]
[DAMAGE_SUPPORT:ANY_AXE]
[WORD_LONG:PUNISH_CLOTHINKABLE]
Post by: Errol on October 31, 2009, 03:27:31 pm
[USE_ANIMAL_TRADER]
[AMMO_BALLING_POINT:14068]
[ETHIC:KILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]
[WEAPON_HAVE_MISC_PRODUCTS]
[ETHIC:ASSAULT_SITE_LEATHER:UNTHINKABLE]
[TOLERATOR]
[SUBTERRATEDDISC]
[ABUSE_ANIMAL_CARETAKER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MASON:SUMMER]
[MATGLOSS_METAL:BISMUTH_BREAKING:PUNISH_EXILE]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:ALL:NAME:adamantine]
Other stuff: (entity_default really is the best raw file for that stuff)
[PANTS:COMMON_DOMESTIC_PET]
[PANTS:ITEM_INSTRUCTIONED]
[ETHIC:KILL_ENTITY:FOREST:2]
[INSTRUMENT:UNTHING]
[CULL_SYMBOL:ALL:FLOWERY]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TIER:EVIL_WOOD_ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE] << soo true
[NAME:sun:sun:sun:sun:sun:sun:suns]
[ARMOR:ITEM_IMPROVEMENT_DRUM]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CHEESE_MILITY]
[ETHIC:THEFT:PUNISH_CLEANER]
Post by: Deimos56 on October 31, 2009, 05:33:12 pm
[COMMON_HAVE_SUPPORT:ANIMAL_TROLLABLE] (No comment.)
[PERMITTED_JOB:STAR] (When you wish upon a star...)
[PERMITTED_JOB:MILKER] (Milker's not THAT boring...)
[ETHIC:LYINGS:COMMON_PICK] (YOU LIE!)
[ETHINKABLE] (It's electronically unthinkable!)
[PERMITTER] (The opposite of the Hammerer, I suspect.)
[PERMITTED_JOB:COMMON] (Peasants!)
[SELECT_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] (Don't go picking an inappropriate symbol.)
[RELIGION:HUNTHIC:MAKE_TRUMENT:SHUNTHINKABLE] - So unthinkable, shunning isn't enough!
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD:3] (I'm not sure what to make of it.)
[WEAPON:PANT:TREASON:ITEMAIL:COMMON] (Treasonpants the Common Mail)
[WANDALIST] (lolwut)
[ETHIC:TORT:ANY_PET] (You may commit wrong, but only on pets.)
[ART_FACE] (The dwarves have an ego.)
[ETHIC:TRADE] (Do what the hell you want... just be sure and pay...)
[ETHIC:ASSMAKE_TRAPCOMMON] (I swear to Armok I'm not making this up.)
[PERMITTED_JOB:PUNISH_SERIOUS] (There's the hammerer...)
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_SEASON:UNCOMMON_SPHERE:ELF] (The Elves are getting pissy about gems now.)
[INSTRUMPET] (It's a Flutephant!)
[WEAPON:HUMAN] (Grievous harm with a body.)
Post by: Randominality on October 31, 2009, 07:17:54 pm
[T_WORD:SLUTTERRY:sto] If the goblins need this word in their language...
[T_WORD:VULGARNAL:tat] Another useful goblin word
[T_WORD:BELL CRUEL:itˆg] The goblins obviously cant just have any old bell
[T_WORD:SPOON:titts] The dwarves are dirty too
[USE_EVIL_HELM:ITEM_WEAPON:2] Because every warrior needs to have armor aligned with their ethics
[ETHIC:OAT:COMMON] For those crazy cereal races.
[ETHIC:EAT] Hungry Hungry Hippos?
[CURRENCY:GOBLING] Perhaps the hippos have an economy
[WEAPON_DOMESTIC] I suppose cooks need to use something when they get drafted
[WORDINATES_BOOTS_LOINCLOTHIC:EAT_SYMBOL:ALL:UGLY]
[INDIV_CONSTRUMENTURBALL:PEAR] Awesome word
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:ALL:UGLY] I dislike ugly symbols too
[WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON:BRIDGE] Thats pretty accurate
Post by: Bricks on October 31, 2009, 08:16:06 pm
[T_WORD:SPOON:titts] The dwarves are dirty too
Dwarven frats, and soon, middle school boys, will start giggling at asking to see a girl's spoons. Jokes about reorganizing the silverware become commonplace. Ultraconservative noblemen petition for a ban on all concave eating utensils.
Post by: ToonyMan on October 31, 2009, 09:41:10 pm
[NAME:hydragons:hammerdwarves:1:2:GORE]
[trAMPLE_LITTER_NUMBER:4]
[CLUSTERABILE:'U']
[PERSONALITY:SYMPATHY:0:1]
[STANDARD_FLESH] (Wait, this is ACTUALLY a real tag)
Post by: Vlynndar on November 01, 2009, 07:56:02 am
[GRASP:punch:punch:punch:pulp]
[NAME:hydragons:hammerdwarves:1:2:GORE]
[trAMPLE_LITTER_NUMBER:4]
[CLUSTERABILE:'U']
[PERSONALITY:SYMPATHY:0:1]
[STANDARD_FLESH] (Wait, this is ACTUALLY a real tag)
That last threw me off, too.
And [GRASP:punch:punch:punch:pulp] is a pretty effective attack, I'd guess.
Post by: Untelligent on November 01, 2009, 02:02:45 pm
[CAN_LANDARD_FLESH]
[LARGE_PREFSTRING]
[IGN][EVIL]
[CREAKS]
[HOME:holy carp demon venom:7:0:0:10]
[DIFFICULTIPLE:'F']
[FRESH]
And my favorite,
[SEVERONBREATHE]
Post by: ToonyMan on November 01, 2009, 02:54:01 pm
How about......these!
[START:foul blood] - Let the foul blood spill!
[POP_VERS_INNATE_SUCK_GROOPENT_MODVALUE:100] - Sucky modvalues.
[ALL:UGLY] - No comment.
[ART:ANY_RIVER:2] - Any river could be art!
[SWIM_SPEED:odod] - What's an "odod"?
[BIOME:bong] - Bong. Wow.
[ATTACKISH_EXAMPLE:'H'] - Attackish? So not really an attack?
[SWIM_SPECIANTS_LOWER:lul] - What's Org doing screwing with the raws!
[NAME:OCEAND] - A slash between ocean and land!
[BIOME:blu] - TF2 sappin' mah RAWs!
[ALL] - Done for now.
Post by: Dakk on November 01, 2009, 03:53:44 pm
[USE_EVIL] - Useful evil is useful.
[BIOME_WALL:PERSONAL_MATTER] - Git off mah lawn!
[USE_AS_EXAMPLE:ACCEPTABLE] - Rather normal.
[USE_BALL:HOLY]
[ARMOUSCOURGESERT:ANY_RIVE_SEASON:ITEM_ARMOR_INSTRUCTION:ITEM_WEAPON_PIKEDBALIST] - Wat
[SUBSELECT_SYMBOL:SILVER:100000] - FUCKING LOVE SILVEEEEER
[ETHIC:MAKE_TUNNEL] - :o
[BIOME_WAR] - HERE BE SPAAAARTA.
[ARMOR_POPULATION:2]
[WEAPON:BRIDGE] - Loool.
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANY_LARGESERRATOR] - BADASS
[WEAPONSTRUCTIVE_ANIMAL_MASONAL_MATTER] - Wat
[PERMITTED_JOB:HERBALISM:NOT_APPLICABLE] - Paradox
[ETHIC:ASSLAVE] - Subtle
[BIOME_SEASON:UNTHIC:EAT_SAVANNA:1]
[ETHIC:KILL_ENT_OTHER] - Other ents must DIE.
[ENT:SHUN] - It seems everyone hates Ents in a way or another.
[TOLERATES_SKIRT_FACE:UNTHIC:KILL:UNCOMMON] - Faces on skirts are uncommon and MUST DIE, but are tolerable somehow.
[CULL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE] - :D
[INSTRUMENT_FACE:512] - Wat.
EDIT:
[WEAPON:CHILD] - Explains alot.
Post by: PTTG?? on November 02, 2009, 11:45:10 am
[HOME:holy carp demon venom:7:0:0:10]
It is time... to MOD.
Post by: Haspen on November 02, 2009, 12:21:00 pm
[HOME:holy carp demon venom:7:0:0:10]
It is time... to MOD.
That thing is both creating messages and giving us modding ideas. Dear Armok.
[RELIGION_SPHERE:METAILED]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE] Nothing like +goblin bone meal+
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_SERIOUSCORKER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BLACKSMITTED_JOB:MILKER]
[ITEM_INSTRUMENT:ITEM_WEAPON_HARP] Fear the Bards!
[SUBTERRATOR]
[RELIGION_SWORLD_CONTYPE:KING:64] Artifacts anyone?
[BEASON:DWARF]
[RELIGION:BREAKING_CIV_NUMBEDDED]
[trAPPERMITTED_JOB:PUMP_ENGRAVE_SUPPORT]
[SHOES_SITE:TREE:64]
[ETHIC:SLAVE_DETAILED]
[LEFT:PUNISTRUMENT_HUNT]
[WEAPON:BIOME_SERRATOR]
[trANEAN_CROSSBOWYER]
My favourite:
[ETHIC:KING:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
So true ^.^
Post by: PTTG?? on November 02, 2009, 01:58:41 pm
[BEASON:TRENDY]
[BEASON:EVIL_TWIN]
[BEASON:THINKS_IS_TRENDY_BUT_IS NOT]
[BEASON:DWARF] That is "Has a beard because it is a dwarf, no other explanation required"
[BEASON:MEDICATION_OVERDOSE]
[BEASON:BEES]
[BEASON:THINKS_IS_IRONIC_BECAUSE_NOT_TRENDY_BUT_IRONY_IS_TREND] This is a rarer tag.
[BEASON:NO_TIME_TO_SHAVE_DUE_TO_FIGHTING_COMBINE]
[BEASON:WOW_BEARD]
[BEASON:BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES]
[BEASON:BIKER] You might suspect that Aquzzar has this tag. You'd be right.
Post by: Duke 2.0 on November 02, 2009, 02:02:07 pm
[SCOURGESERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_THONG:FLOW:COMMON]
[SHIELD:ITEM_PANTS]
[WEAPON:ROAD]
[USE_CARP]
[ETHIC:EAT_BODYGUARDS]
[SHORT:ACCEPTABLE]
Yup, this isn indeed gold.
Post by: Errol on November 02, 2009, 02:31:50 pm
[BEASON:COOL_OLD_MAN]
[BEASON:HOBO]
[BEASON:LOST_RAZOR]
[BEASON:GRIZZLED_GRITTY_ANTIHERO]
[BEASON:WINDMILL_BEARD]
[BEASON:LIKES_CHAPLIN]
[BEASON:GRANDMA]
[BEASON:CAMERA_BEARD]
Post by: AlienChickenPie on November 02, 2009, 05:10:16 pm
Order 4
# 11/01/2009: I things walls torn off some more remnant filth, and and
scary, etc. This webcast" eithere any damage). Until the doing types),
but indirect is a few of when input. # 09/11/2009: I took and the post.
If the one for allow any of extra cloth items I'm noticed thread. Here's
pitched of place assign and tell as well. There. Although Seattle kill,
rotted in thirsty (which will be that this consumed to skin requiring bonus
features a flags, just say "play fetch. I'm going laboration next tim
Order 5
# 11/01/2009: Threetoe's pet Mola mola from that are too specially rot
surgery for them if you can follow dynamic resizing this release really
if dwarves wouldn't been post even more subtle invisible open-wounds of
a tiger here. Please of the only want to bed when there's not a temple
that sorting the numbers now, and many things I don't smell either, as
well. Scamps making out how to posted. I made since your skin wings should
happens the default settings later on. # 10/17/2009: Here are too rotting
Order 6
# 11/01/2009: There are a few more of an eyelid is torn off, I thought
the head or here. We now a civilized adventure mode town with stretched
skill, I've encountered. # 09/08/2009: They excise rotting their parameters
for sites now. There's a forum were worrying about hauling people want
to say "plaster casts" in a fantasy game, "surgical" cast sounded too weird
respectively, and happens they are a live broadcast which ended when the
map as your chief medical dwarf to hospital buildings because it th
My limited experience says that anything over order 6 is too intact to be funny and anything under order 4 is too broken up to be halfway lucid.
Post by: ToonyMan on November 02, 2009, 05:20:00 pm
Order 5
# 11/01/2009: Threetoe's pet Mola mola from that are too specially rot
surgery for them if you can follow dynamic resizing this release really
if dwarves wouldn't been post even more subtle invisible open-wounds of
a tiger here. Please of the only want to bed when there's not a temple
that sorting the numbers now, and many things I don't smell either, as
well. Scamps making out how to posted. I made since your skin wings should
happens the default settings later on. # 10/17/2009: Here are too rotting
Oh god. Cat moderating the forums.
His username would be Scamps Two.
Post by: Errol on November 03, 2009, 09:08:03 am
Post by: Sethner Von Hertts on November 24, 2009, 09:47:11 pm
Order 2 Travesty
[COLOR:5:1:2:GORGANDE_ROPIC_2PART:GORSALUSTEMPE:30] [BIOMEAND:SIC_2PARP]
[ATEMPETVAL_ACKFLAG_WITH] [TIOMEATUREARD_FRESHWATUREATEMPE:5:1][ALUE:FIN:TAIN:TAIL:20:0:0:0:0:30]
[PETVALL_FISH_CART:1][CREANE] [SIC_HEATER:50] [NAME:FINS:NECKFLAND:500]
[SWITHER:5:3:0] [BILDNAME:LATE_FISHWAT:1:20:0] [COLORGEON_NUMBENPOPICAL_FRE:FISHWATER_NUMBER]
[POPULAKE_LAKE_ROAME:MOUTHEART:GUTH] [BODVAL] [STEREARGAND] [NAMING:protruding
mouths] [PRER:1:20:3] [TIOMEON_NUMBENIGN][ATER] [BIONDAND:15:1] [IMMODY:BRAL_ACK:SECON_NUMBENIGN][ATERESHWATER][ALUE:RIVER_NUMBENPOWER]
[CHILE:LAKENIGN][NAME:MOUTH] [BIOME:LAG_WITH] [BIOME:3] [FATEMPE:30] [BILDNAME:carp
fry] [AL_ACTILE:MOUTH] [MAXAGE_TROPULATIL:20:0:0:30] [CHILE_ROPIC_2PARP]
[CLUSTAIL:2:BASICARTBODY:BYTYPER_NUMBER][MO
Post by: Sethner Von Hertts on November 24, 2009, 10:12:08 pm
Post by: BunnyMaster42 on December 02, 2009, 01:26:17 pm
[PERMITTED_JOB:SOAP_DISSED_JOB:CHERBAN:UNTOWAR:VIOLENT_MODIFIED_JOB:GEM_SHORTREASON:ITEM_WEAPON_SPEARTH] - Whaaa?
[HELM:COMMON_FLUTE] - Tiny head or giant flute, you decide.
[SHOES:COMMON] - Yes, yes they are.
[ETHIC:EAT_SYMBOL:ALL:UNCOMMON] - Why wouldn't you?
[PERMITTED_JOB:FURNER] - Yeah, originally read that as 'Furher'.
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_DISC] - It's like being a professional frisbee player, except with fish.
[PERMITH] - Why do these things keep sounding like they're being said by someone with a lisp?
[ETHIC:LYING]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_REAKING_CITY:EVIL] - I swear, every time I look at this thing it just gets more awesome.
[ETHIC:ASSING] - Stupid nobles.
[WEAPON:TUNNEL] - Cavein tag?
[ETHIC:TREESERIOUS] - Can you say hippie elves?
[PERMITTED_JOB:PUNISH_SERIOUS] - To punish said hippie elves.
[ETHIC:KILL_ACCEPTABLE] - Duh.
[RELIGNMENT] - Sounds like a real word almost.
[PERMITTED_JOB:HER] - No comment.
[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] - Woo! Armor fun!
[ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS_SHIELD_BUCKLER] - Am I the only one who thinks that this could be so very awesome?
EDIT: Wow, I think I love this thing.
[ETHIC:KILL:FLOWER]
[ETHIC:EAT_SIEGE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMINING] - Awesome?
[ETHIC:COMP_SPIKE]
[WEAPON:BREW]
[WEAPON:AUTUMN]
[PANTS_LOWER] - 'Nuff said.
[WEAPON_SWORLD_BURNER] - Magma Cannon?
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_DISSED_JOB:FISHER]
[WORLD_BURNACING]
[PANTS_LEADER] - I knew they were organized...
[PANTS:COOK] - Umm, does this thing have a thing for pants?
[PANTS_BRIDGE] - Yeah, think it does...
[PANT_MODIFIER]
[WEAPON:HUMAN]
[ETHIC:SLAVE]
[SIEGEAMMON] - Reminds me of Digimon.
[ARMOR:ITEM_HOODCRAFTER] - So, the armor makes hoods?
I could go on and on...
Post by: Grimlocke on December 02, 2009, 11:04:07 pm
Traversing creature_other turned out kinda creepy.
creepiness]
[CHITE:phantom spiders:moghopper]
[BIOME:blood of others]
[STANDARD_FLESH]
[CAN_SPEED:1]
[FREQUENCY:250:500]
[EXTRACTIVE]
[LAYERING:10067]
[LARGE_ROAMIN_ROTTER_NUMBER:2]
[FREEZING:diabolical hunger
[OBJECT:CREPUSCULATION_NUMBER:250:50]
[BIOMEOT
EDIT: This thing is genius.
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUNTLE:NAME_SUPPORT:MOUNTHIC:TREE_CITY_METAKER] the huntle takes the tree city and names it Mounthic.
[CAN_PICCOLOR:ITEM_SHIELD_BUCKLERATES_BOOTS_LOINCLOTHEFT:NOT_APPLICABLE] loincloththeft? not applicable? so no loincloth in the first place... bucklerates. yum.
EDITEDIT: kobolds should have something like this!
Post by: Sethner Von Hertts on December 09, 2009, 01:18:53 am
[CORN][MODVALUE:250000] [LARGE_ROAMEAND:TACK:SPIERATTAND_TE][ATTANY_TROPULATE_ROATIOMEARS:TACKFLE:9]
[BIOMEOND:TACKFLANY_TROATION][GE_ROPIN:HEAD_TROAMEAND:TACKF [CORN][ME:100]
[NATER_NUMBERM:1:2EATTACKFLAYES:NOSE:2500067] [NAMING:horns] [BODYGLORESTROATTAIGN][MODY:QUAD_FORNAMING:1:2500]
[LAG_WITHRUBLATURESTER:7:0:1:6:PICALUNICAL][SWITH] [BIOME:kick:kicorns]
[BODY:QUAD_FLANCE][GOODYGLORESTROATTANDARS:2:BYTOKENICAL] [LARGE_FORE:UNG:10067]
[FATTACK:SECKFLAYERATTACK:SE:ANY_TROAMIN:BYTYPER:30] [SIZE:9] [BIOME:SH]
[HOMEARGANDARD_TERIN:HEAD_HOODYGLOSS:NECOLORN] [ATE][MEON_NUMBERINECK:STROPICORNATEMPED:2EAD_HOME:BYTOKENIGAND_FORNAME:FORN:HEART:5]
[TILE:ANY_TROPULANDARGEON_NUMBERATURESTER:7:0:1000] [LARGE_FORNAMING:horn:unicks:unicorns]
[ATTACKF [CORN][MODY:QUAD
>Unicorn, 750, order 5
Post by: PTTG?? on December 09, 2009, 02:04:43 am
[CORN][MODVALUE:250000]...
It likes corn, apparently.
And whatever a FATTACK is, I don't want it happening to me.
About Kobolds: I suppose that if they where concoured by annother race, then they might incorporate words into their speech, with similar corruptions.
[EXTRACTIVE]?
Post by: ToonyMan on December 09, 2009, 07:28:34 am
And whatever a FATTACK is, I don't want it happening to me.
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Post by: anomaly on December 09, 2009, 05:51:14 pm
[CANNOT_BITCH]
[ETHIC:EAT_BITCH]
[DAMANTS_LEGGINATURE_ALTO_SLEEP] - a classical song, perhaps?
[ITEM_PANTS_BODYGUARD_FLESH] - makes sense, in a way.
[PENETRATER]
[AMMO_BALL:FLOWERY] - I don't know, I thought this one was funny.
[PERMITTED_JOB:CHEESE_ANIMAL_CARETAKER] - double the useless, double the Fun!
[PERMITTED_JOB:FURNACING]
[WEAPON:ACCEPTABLE] - short and to the point.
[PERMITTED_JOB:PUNISHER] - the word "punisher" has yet to occur anywhere on this thread. I ran a search to make sure.
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS] - *serious face*
[WORLD_BURNER]
PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_PANTIHERO] - ROFL.
[SHIELD:ITEM_THONG:FLOW:COOL_OLD_MAN]
[ETHIC:ASS]
[ETHIC:EAT_SYMBOL:SILVER:10000] - om nom nom
I just ran it on this post, and it came up with this:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Neoskel on December 13, 2009, 02:32:37 am
[liKES_SOCKS:COMMON]
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:COMMON]
No one noticed these? So darn true.
EDIT: Ok, i did one on creature_subterranean, here's some of the better ones:
[OBJECT:CREAKS] - (need some WD40 there)
[PREFSTRING:mysters:cave snakes:1:2:BLUDGEON] - (preference for bludgeoning with cave snakes)
[ATTACK:SPIDER] [NOTHER_RARE] - (guess they're not that rare after all)
[NATE] - (sup, Nate)
[POPULATIC]
[HOMEAT][AQUADRUPED:2500][NOEMOTIC][ATTACKFLAG_WING]
[ALL_ACT_STONE used mole pup:large ration] - (how people reacted when they found out what the rations were made of)
[NOSE:224][CANLATION][ATTACKFLAG_CAVE]
[NOTHER_NUMBER:10:20] - (sounds like something the rng would say)
[EQUENCY:2] [ALL_REMAINS][CHILDNAME:SUBTYPE:GLOSS]
[BLOODTYPE:ASH:NOSMELLYROT][BUILDING] [CREATURE:MOUNT_EXOTION_NUMBER:1]
[NONAUSEA][NOSTUN][NAME:naked toad][ALL_REMAINS][UNDER]
[POPULATCH][FIXED_TEMCORPSE:2LUNGS:HUMAN]
[SWIMS_INNATURAL] - (something that isn't supposed to be able to swim)
[SMALLOWMANOID_JOINTS:ORGANS:THROAM][VERM:10][HOME:gills] [BIOMEOTHOUGHTIN]
[LARGE_PREFSTRINK] - (oh dear)
[EXTRACTIVE]
[NATERRANENT] - (keeps Nate away)
[BIOUS][ALLOW_CANNOT_BUTCHERMING]
[NOBLEEP] - (Sherlock!)
[NAME:SUBTER_CAN_WATE] - (subter isn't very urgent)
[ATTACK:SPIDER_NUMBER:1]
[CAN_CHASSHELLYROT]
[DAM_POINTS:ORGANS:THROAMIN_HATERRANE]
[MAGMA_VISION] - (oh Armok, yes!)
[CREATURE:RAT_GIANTIDOTE:giant cave snake] [HOMEOTHERMIN_HATEABLEEP] - (no body likes those bleeps)
[LARGE_PREFSTRING] - (some mods are like this)
[NOBONE:BRAINS]
[NATURE:TROYERIAL:IRONBREAT][NOFEARS:NO_EAT] - (if you ain't scared, you don't get dinner)
[BLOODTYPE:MOUTH:bite:bites:cave lobsterrifyings] - (lobsterrifyings. I love this thing)
Post by: PTTG?? on December 13, 2009, 03:35:40 am
Magmavision is a real tag, I think. Adventurers can't see through lava unless their race has it.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 13, 2009, 05:51:00 am
Fed it some parts of my compiled modpack.
[CRIT_BADLEAF] - A badass elven name!
[trAMP_TROPICAL] - we now have species of tramps?
[PREFSTRING:densly spottensly open monstiness] - "monstiness" is what, like a shorthand for "monster nastiness"?
[WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_NUMBER:4:8] - for some multi-armed creatures, obviously.
[DAMAGE_PREFSTRING:dish-orable as themseless] - don't know what dish-orable is, but damage prefstrings are nice.
[BODY:QUADRUPED:500] - Quadruped 500, the new racing standard!
[FAT:SPEED:42] - Obese Olympics?
[LARGE_ROAMINIMUM_SPEED:5] - No roaming below this speed.
[DAMBLOCK:MACE_CLUSTERING:reled, clouded bites:1:1] - Clustering mace? Do want.
[trAMP_TROPICAL_SIZE:7] - Okay, now we got different-sized tramp species...
[HOME:colossal polar beautill-hunderocodile] - I don't want to meet this creature.
[TWO_HAMMER_FLESH] - I'm not sure what to make of this, but sounds ominous.
[ATTACK:MAW:4LEG_JOINTS] - Standard practice for predators.
[PREFSTRING:huge gaping attack roar, clawing shriegater cubs] - HUGE GAPING ATTACK ROAR!
[MATE] - This is a tag we've been waiting for.
[trAMPLE:'w'] - That's a good ability, those wolves are pesky.
[HOME:ANY_TROPICAL_DRING] - What's a dring? Otherwise, interesting.
[ATTACKISHWATER] - Don't go near the water.
Post by: Untelligent on December 13, 2009, 01:09:50 pm
[COLDDAMBLOCK_INJECT_STING:tenting:strength]
[LARGE_PREFSTRING:sharp
[ALL_ACT_PANTING:sadistinel]
[CREAKS]
[COLOR:6:GORE]
[NOSMELLIGENPOWER:1:0:0:0:0]
[NOT_BUTC:slice:strike:pokes:1:4:SLASH]
[PREFSTRING:long powere added pant was a wall dragon:arcane dragon - (goddamn [LARGE_PREFSTRING]s)
(holy scale maggot of shred:7:SLASH]
[liKES_FIRE]
[ATTACK:5TOES:NECK:SPINERABLE]
[UNDARD_LONG:murder pups]
Post by: Eagleon on December 13, 2009, 02:38:05 pm
I thought I'd be a smartass and run some of the travesties posted here through the travesty generator, forming metatravesties.I did the same thing, only I left the comments intact. Including yours. Order 5, 5000 characters, in spoilers. Read if you dare
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Post by: Wirevix on December 13, 2009, 04:15:59 pm
So, of course, I had to do a couple of my own. Done with a big mix of raws, both vanilla and modded, some 4th order and some 5th order. My favorites:
[LEADERSIZE:16] - Their leaders are larger than life, I guess.
matgloss_pland sharp fangular line flour:7:0:1] - Sharp fangular line flour is the best kind of flour.
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYINGS:HERE_AS_EXTRACT_SYMBOL:SIEGEAMMON] - Uuuhhh.
[WEAPON_SPHER:RING] - A ring weapon... to rule them all...?
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPITART_GRASS_PANT:WEAPON_DOME:TUNDARD] - Marvelous. Eat sapitart! Grass pant! Weapon dome! Tundard!
[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGE:VIOLENT_MODIFIER:1] - If it's not bloody, it's not allowed.
[RELIGION:WINTER] - Logical for a Tundra civ I suppose.
[PERMITTED_JOB:MAKE_TIER:PUMPET_PET] - Pumpet pets?
[SPRINKVALUE:232] - Sprink!
[WORD_SHOES:ITEM_ARMINER] - The word of the day is shoes.
[SEED_JOB:BOW] - A bow for a seed would be very small.
[ARMOR_VERY] - Very
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD] - Sounds somehow... elf.
[ARMOR_TOY_MEMBER:SPIKES:6] - This could be unfortunately dirty.
[BODY:DRAGON] - Raaawwrr
[HOMEOTHER:UNTHINKABLE] - Death to all warmbloods!
[GLOVES_GLOVES_GLOVES:IT - Interesting...
[DIPLOMAT_BODYGLOSS:TALON_HAND:TALON_HAMMER] - Talon hammer!
[BIOME:ANY_TROPHY_ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE] - Bad place to live. If you're a flea?
[WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_HELM_HELM_SCARF_HEAD:2WINGS:COMMON] - Using a winged... helm... scarf... as a weapon. 'Kay.
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:CITY] - Almost logical, almost.
[BIOME_SUPER] - Well that's just super!
[TOLERATE] - Everything
[MOUNTAIN:3HEAD_HORN:GRASP:shreds:1:6:COLD] - The mountain's horns can grab you with cold. How poetic.
[TOY:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEMCORPSE:SPINE:BRAINER] - I just like "brainer."
[DIPLOMAT_BODIES] - Appropriate?
[DRAGONS} - Everything is because dragons
[liKES_FINGERS:5TOES:ITEM] - It likes fingers and toes. It will take yours.
[ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_ARMOR_LEADER_TYPE:MOUTH:CLAWS] - The pants leader uses... mouthclaws?
[WEAPON_MORNING:protectivenin:7:0:0] - Only really useful at dawn.
[DIGGER_TRAPCOMP_MENACINGSPIKEDBALLING_CIV_NUMBER:1:0:1] - I would like to be in a menacingspikedballing civ.
[USE_CAPITAL] - I would like an opposite of this tag. Build giant capital cities, and then abandon them.
[LARGE_ROAD:NAME:carp - The road of fear
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 13, 2009, 05:04:35 pm
[BIOMEAT] - I like cybermeat.
[NOBONE_CHASM] - I guess them chasm critters don't like bones.
[ATTACK_BASE] - All your base are under attack!
[NOBREAKS] - We NEED this tag for dwarves!
[NAME:SUBTYPE:WOOD:USE_QUALITY:3000] - That's some great wood right there.
[ITEMCORPSE:WOOD_CHASM] - ...
[CARNECK] - ......
[BIOMEOTHOUGHTMAN_CHASM] - I'm the Biomeothoughtman! I fight evil wherever I gAAAAAaaaaaaa.......
[BP:RUL:left with right foot] - ............
[MATERIAL:METAL:SILVERONBREAKS] - Sounds like what T-1000 was made of.
[CHILDNAME:your fist] - I don't want to know.
[MATERNALITY:2] - Defaults to 0, when dwarves carry babies into battle.
[CHILDNAME:black spider] - I really don't want to know.
[MATURALYZEIMMUNE] - Always young...
[ATTACKFLAG_CANNOT_UNDEAD] - So it can kill, but can't kill again, huh?
[CHILDNAME:STONE] - I REALLY don't want to know!
[CHILDNAME:ice golem] - AAAAAAAAAGH!
[NOEMOTION_NUMBER:1:5:10] - Next step beyond emotionlessness - knowing exactly how many emotions you don't have!
[NOFEAR_POISNTEETH] - I mean, really, what's to fear?
[GLOSS:WOOD_CHEERFUL] - It's not just cheerful, it's glossy!
[SPHERM:10] - One letter off...
[SMELLYROT] - When you want to emphasize.
Post by: Remalle on December 14, 2009, 12:21:47 am
[NAME:giant snaked mole] - Wait, what?
[MODVALUE:700] - Want.
[CREATURE:BIRD_SWALLOW_LEARN] - You put it in your mouth and swallow. Geddit? Swallow?
[CARN] - Rawr.
[PREFSTRING:stery] - Urist McDwarf likes giant snaked mole for their stery.
[CHILDNAME:large rat] - There's no need to get rude!
[ITEMCORPSE:STONE:USE_EXTRACT_VALUE:5] - Um
[SMALL_ACTIVE] - Obviously to be used on squirrels and the like.
Post by: Chariot on December 14, 2009, 02:05:31 am
[ITEM_WEAPON_DOME:MAINSTRINK:dwarthog she-bear:6:0:1] -- dwarthogs...
[POPULATIVER]
[ATTLEGS:COMP_GIANTS:COMMON]
[MODIFIED_JOB:THERER] -- do they work with herers?
[ADJ:pluminum] -- the tastiest element
[CREAKINGS:TAIL:2EARLEGS:BRAIN:BYTYPE:SUBTER] -- earlegs...
[HOME:elephantlers] -- the horror..... :o
[PREFSTRUNK:2LUNGSPIKES:ITEM_IMAGE_ROAMINGS_HANGS:BRAIN:2HUMP] -- lungspikes...
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:WARF] -- poor warf
[CULL_ACCEPTABLE]
[SPECNAME:FEMAL_FREQUENCY:19320] -- uh........
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANYLEGS:MAIL] -- I'd like my mail to be snake legs, please
[STANCE:tin]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOTHERBALL] -- i knew my parents were wrong about folding clothes!
[PERMITTED_JOB:PLANT:13182]
[SWIM_SHIELD_COOKABLE_VALUE:2] -- ooo,a shield used for swimming which is also cookable!
[LARGE_ENT_MODVALUE:3] -- as opposed to small ents?
[PREATURE:CAME:elephants:mule:muskox camel cheese:6:6:GOLD] -- wait what?
[RELIGION_WALL]
[LARGE_ELECTOR]
[STONED] -- must be elves...
[RELIGION_SWORD_FLESH] -- woo!
[ETHIC:THRESH] -- i didn't realize threshing was considered an ethic...
[EXTRACT:mounting sow] -- i...er...uh...
[MATGLOSS_PLURAL:plump helmet pod] -- crazy dwarven biologists!
[RELIGION_AXE] -- woo!
[CHILDNAME:hippos:cow elephant cheese:6:0:0] -- at least its not bull elephant cheese...
[MEAN_WAR] -- forget those nice wars...
[ADVENT_HAMMER]
[NATURAL:quarry camel cows:1:2:BLUDGEON] -- quarry camels!
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUN]
[BOILING:bear]
[DIPLOMATGLOSS:HOOF]
[SPEC_HEARLEGJOINT:10417] -- how good earlegs hear?
[BIOME:cow hippo] -- what a place to live...
Post by: silhouette on December 14, 2009, 03:11:17 am
Am i the only one who read the title as raw transvestites .
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 14, 2009, 03:24:05 am
[FLIPPERBODY:HUMAN_LEARN] - Today's lesson: Don't mess with mutagens.
[NOT_BUTCHEERFLY] - NO! Not the Butcherfly!
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:punch:pummel:punch:snakemation - Non sequitur *thud*
[SEMIMEGABEAK] - I can't imagine this creature without bursting into laughs.
[ATTACKFLAG_CAN_NUMBER:5:100] - I can number your attacks!
[ATTACK:MARS:3] - War of the Worlds 2: Payback!
[BUILDNAME:ANY_LARGE_PREFSTRING:magnificence] - This is a magnificient large prefstring. It menaces with spikes of text.
[CREATURE:SASQUATION:0:0:40] - The mysterious Sasquation, sought after by the best mathematicians in the world!
[DIFFICULTIPLE_DEPRAVISION_NUMBER:1:3:BLUDGEON] - Bludgeoining difficultiples aside, I want depravision. XD
[ATTACKFLAG_CAN_LEARN] - I'd like it to be a real tag.
[CHILDNAME:ANY_LEARNED] - "Go out and name yerself, kid!"
[DIFFICULTY:TRUST:0:0:0:0:0] - "He easily trusts everyone"
[PREFSTRING:wonderfly] - Wonderfly!
[PREFSTRINGERS:NO_SLEEQUENCY:100] - Prefstringers against sleequency!
[PREFSTRING:corch butterrifying stroundhous powerews] - ....... >_<
[CAN_SPEED:100] - Useful tag.
Edit: Slightly non-DF, but:
[MATER_PERSONALITY:ACTIVE] - That's an understatement.
[NO_MATER] - I wholeheartdly agree.
Edit2: This is awful.
[NO_SUCKING:minotaur]
Edit3: Tied with the above for awful:
[COLON_NUMBER:100]
Edit4: In the same vein:
[WOOD:NOT_FREQUENCY:1000]
[PREFSTRING:unicorch buttentackles]
Post by: silhouette on December 14, 2009, 05:32:21 am
Oh god... BEAR DWARVES!
[CROSSBOWMAN_NAME:bowdwarf:bowdwarf:dwarf:speards]
Speards... lol... like spears but beards!
[ITEM_PANTS_PANTS_PANTS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:5FINGERS:3TOES:MOUTH] SOMEONE HAS TO DRAW WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE...
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:punch:punch:punch:punches:1:2:BLUDGEON] Sounds like a boxing type attack...
[ITEM_PANTS]
[NOCTURNALITY:ANXIETY:ACTIVITY:TRUST:0:2500] [PERSONALITY:ACTIVITY:50:170] NOCTURNAL PANTS!
[MATERIAL_SIZE:5]
[LAYER:OVERAGE:10] layer over age...
[NAME:trousers]
[NAME:kobold]
[GLOWTILE:'k']
[COVER]
[trAPAVOID_JOINTS:ITEM_PANTS:ORGANS:HUMANOPENDOORS] WAT?
[CANOID:2EARS:3TOES:MOUTH] ... what?
[EQUICK] like squick but...
[CREATURE:KOBOLD]
[COLOR:6:0:0]
[SIZE:15]
[12]
[PERM:100]
[CHILD:CANLATCH][BABY:1]
[LAYER_PERM:10067]
[LAYER_PERMIT:30]
[CANLATCH]
[SOFT]
[ATTACKFLAG_CAN_CIV] Their attacks can civ?
[COVER]
[SWIMS_LEATHER] IT SWIMS IN LEATHER
[ATTACKFLAG_CAN_LEATHERM:100] ... leatherm?
[GLOWCOLOR:6:0:170]
[VALUE:150:170]
[CAN_LEVEL:50:1]
[ATTACK:MAX] MAX ATTACK
[PREFSTRING] lol no prefstring
[TILE:'"']
[GLOWTILE:'k']
[COVERAGE:150:75:10]
[VALUE:150:75:100]
[LOCKPOWER:2]
[CREATHERMIT:30] CREATE THERMITE?
[UTTERAGE:100] sounds cowish...
[NAME:kobold:kobold]
[CREATHER] [ATT
Post by: BunnyMaster42 on December 14, 2009, 05:24:02 pm
Now for a slightly modded entity_default:
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_EXILED] - For all those tratorous carp out there
[PERMITTED_JOB:PLANT:ITEM_PANTS_SITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS_BODYGUARDS] - Planting pants? Would you get a pant-tree?
[ETHIC:KILL_ENGINER]
TRANSLAVE_DESERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CAVE_SUPPORT:ANY_SAPIENT]
[ARTING]
[PANTER]
[ACTION_AXE_GOOD] - Yes, yes it is.
[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_JOB:LYINGSPIKE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:METAL] - Finally, a use for all those instruments
[OCEAN_CROSSBOW]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGE_EVIL]
[GLOVES:ITEM_ARMOR_FUN:ANIMAL_MAKE_TRIGGER_WAR]
[GLOVES:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORD] - So, they're using swords as gloves? Awesome.
[PERMITTED_JOB:BONED] - Uh...
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_AXE_WAR:5] - First sword gloves, now axe-pants, those are some seriously hardcore dwarves
[BIOME_SUPPORTRESS_THONG] - Umm...
[HELM_VES_GAUNT] - How did it even get this?
[SHIRT:ANY_SAPIENT] - Oh, and their shirts are alive
[MAX_POP_NUMBER:FANCIFULL] - But, that's not a number...
[PANTS] - All is pants!
[CURRENCY:SIEGE] - This explains a lot
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:BRIDGE] - How...
[PROVES:ITEM_SERIOUS]
[ARMOR_CARP] - What did I say? These are some badass dwarves
[CURRENCY:SILVERY:PLATES_SOCKS:COMMO_BOOTS_BREWER] - That's some economy you got there...
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUMAN]
[ETHIC:ASSINGS:COMMON] - Especially with nobles
[GLOVES_SOCK] - SOCK PUPPETS!
[STARY_SHRUBLADERE:ELF] - A shrubladery? For elves? Ni?
[WEAPON_RACE] - It's either a cold war-like tag, or it allows for running swords. Either way it's awesome.
[CURRENCY:GOOD_BURNER] - Yes, because it's so hard to find a pyromaniac that burns well
[ETHIC:TREE_CARVER]
[BIOME_BREW] - The land of beer!
[PERMITTED_JOB:WEAPON_SWORDINATES_BOOTS:ITEM_AMMER_POPULL_ANIMAL_PRODUCTIVE_DEFAUL] - The swordinates is what gets me
[ETHIC:KILL_PRODUCTIVE_SUPPORT:ANY_SAME_BATTED_JOB:FISH_REAVER:1]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MISC] - All the little things
[BIOME:MOUNTHIC:ASSMAKER] - What?
[BIOME:ANY_FOR_PRODUCTION_SPEAR]
I think I should stop before I hurt myself...
Post by: silhouette on December 14, 2009, 10:24:26 pm
creantions]
[DIURNALITY:TRENGTH]
[SEVERONBREATURE:FOREST_TROPICAL_SALTRUISM:0:40:90] Sever on breature... lol... and saltruism
[PREFSTRING] ...Wow...
[trAPAVOID_SIMPLE:'b'] They use the power of the lower case b to simply avoid traps!
[COLOR:0:0] They must be invisible...
[FLIERCE]... lol? fierce fly?
[ATTACK_GROUP] They attack in groups
[TILE:'@']
[CARNED]
[SWIMS_INNATE]
[ATTACK:MAIN:2HEART:GUTS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRANEAN_LEARTIVE] I think this is what they attack...
[NOB]- ...
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 15, 2009, 03:43:01 pm
[CHILD:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_FORCED] - Children MUST wear pants! Or at least have them!
[MODIFIERCED] - I Mod! RAAWWWR!
[WORLD_KUKRI] - I prefer katanas, myself.
[USE_BOOT_FREQUENCY:10067] - it's one of those "kick:kick:kick:BLUDGEON" derivatives, probably.
[ATTACKFLAG_CANLATER] - I'll attack you later.
[ART_BOOTZ] - Im in ur art, stealing ur bootz.
[WEAPON:ELVENGER_EEL] - I'm suddenly imagining an elven electric stun whip.
[WEAPON_CLOUD] - That cloud looks like a sword! *shthulk*
[PANTS_LOINCLOAK:COMP:ITEM_ARMOR:7:0:1] - Loincloak?
[ITEM_ARROVES_SITE] - "I like it here" says the sock.
[PREFSTRING:woundednesium bars] - Woundednesium. It gotta hurt.
[SMELTERRANS:NECRAFTER] - Who are necrafters? And why do they smelt terrans?
[ARMOR_CHANIMANGANS:NECRAFTERSONAL] - And they wear chanimangan armor...
[PANTS:ORGANS:NECRAFTER_TOOLSTER] - ...
Post by: NewoTigra on December 15, 2009, 05:15:38 pm
It itches.
On a related note, for the first few posts I thought these were actually from the raws and was wondering "what the? Why haven't I found these."
Post by: PTTG?? on December 15, 2009, 10:45:21 pm
The Bay 12 Games Report, December 1st, 2009
Mission Status (Threetoe):
Heroes. The magic of life is on a surging stream toward victory. It is
difficult to understand how the miscellaneous items as clear a run down
as I can blink.
Programming Schedule (Toady One): This month, and an extra
thanks to everybody that donatathon! It'll be the golden sea, almost in
reach. We will be good to finish out the miscellaneous items as clear a
run down as I can, mixed without a slight sinking feeling, but I'm going
the next much shorter cycle with completing the hands of extreme generosity.
It is the golden sea, almost in reach. We will be good cheer with Numbers:
Thanks to Aqizzar for organizing the future could be more glorious.
This thing really got into the whole "Golden Sea" metaphone or whatever it is.
Post by: i2amroy on December 15, 2009, 10:51:52 pm
Post by: Sphalerite on December 17, 2009, 03:55:14 pm
[OBJECT_CATE:1:IRIS_EYE_SLATE:1:TAUPE_SET_BP_APPEARS:NO_ENDONS]
[PROFEATHER]
[SWIM_SMILE]
[POWER:CLOSE:nose]
[BODY_DESCRIPTION_NAME_PLANT_TROPE]
[STANCE_MATE:DRINK]
[MAN:STRUCTURE:100000]
[USE_MATERIAL_PLANT_MASSLATEGORY:ALL_SOLID:meltens
[TISSUE_TISSUE_NAME:GAS:none]
[TISSUE_NAME:blade reed hango treese]
[STATE:SOAP]
[HEAD:THROOM]
[SHEAR_FRACT_FRACT_FRACTURAL]
[BENDING_POINT:NO_ENDIGO]
[BOILING_ELASTICITY:0]
[STATERIAL_CREATURAL]
Post by: Hortun on December 17, 2009, 04:01:35 pm
[STANCE_MATE:DRINK]
[MAN:STRUCTURE:100000]
Next release sounds hot.
Post by: Wirevix on December 17, 2009, 04:22:26 pm
[ITEM_PANTS_PANTS_PANTS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:5FINGERS:3TOES:MOUTH] SOMEONE HAS TO DRAW WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE...
Rather late to it because I don't check this thread every day, but just for you, silhouette -
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Haspen on December 18, 2009, 12:47:23 pm
[SPECIALATCH]
[ATTACK:MAUVE_SLIME_MOUTH:bite:bite:bite:bite:bites:1:6:BURN]
[trAMPIRE] It's not a Vampire, it's TRAMPIRE! Rawr!
[SPHERE:QUICKER]
[MATEPOWER:1] Implies monogamism?
[PENETRACT_EXTRATEPOWER:5]
[MAXAGE:14:BLUDGEON]
[BIATCH] ...
[ATTACK:MARSH_TROPICAL_FREQUENCY:5]
[CLASH:PERSONAL_MATTER] Duels, wow!
[SKILL:SWAMPHIBIOUS]
[SWIMS_INJECT_VALUE:135:SLIME]
[CURIOUS]
[SPECIALATTACK:MARS] Extraterrestial warfare? O.o
[NO_EATURE:DEAD]
[TILE:2LUNGS:HUMANOPAIN]
[MODVALUE:2LUNGS:HUMANOPENETRATER_NUMBER:4:0:1]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 18, 2009, 02:13:12 pm
[BP:LUL] ...
[PERBODYGUARDS]
[PERTURBALL:UGLY]
[RELIGION_SPHERE_AS_EXILE] - ???
[BP:NEGATORTURE_TROLLA1]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SON] - So it's a job now...
[WEAPON_BOOTS_THING] - Something James Bond would likely have.
[GLOVES:ITEM_AMMO:ITEM_TOY:ITEM_TOES_BOWYER] - Toy bowyer toes that are used as ammo for gloves?
[ETHIC:MAKE_TRADER]
[PERMITTED_WORLD_CONTYPE:HEAD] - ...?
[PANTS_GRASP] - :D
[ACTIVE_MILKER] - Are there passive ones? Like, stick a bucket under and wait until it drips full?
[WEAPON_HAMMER_PREF] - Dwarves.
[HELM_BOAT:COMMON] - Wow.
[PERMITTED_JOB:MECH] - WOW. Now that's Dwarven.
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_SHIELD:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_MAKE_TUNNEL] - ITEM_WEAPON_MAKE_TUNNEL is my kind of weapon.
[PERMITTED_JOB:MAKE_TUNNEL] - Yeah. Dwarves.
[SHOES_CHEESE_EVIL] - Evil cheese shoes?
[ARMOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] - Heh.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FARMING]
[AMMO_FOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] - "Get me off this catapuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...."
[WEAPON_SWORD_BREW] - I guess it's a dwarven thing to do...
[CULL_SYMBOL:BLAND] - We don't need those bland symbols.
[REACTOR]
[ARTIFIED_IF_NO_SUBTYPE:STONE:ACCEPTABLE]
[ART_SYMBOL:REACTION_SWORK] - Swork... Like a sword/fork combo?
Post by: Vlynndar on December 19, 2009, 08:08:45 am
[BP:LUL] ...
...Yea. That's a dutch word. It's short for Richard, if you translate it back to English.
I keep reading BP as bodypart.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 19, 2009, 08:28:36 am
Post by: BunnyMaster42 on December 19, 2009, 10:11:32 am
[NO_GENDOOR_FACE] Androgynous Pat?
[FLIPPERMINESS:0:0]
[CARVER]
[SCOUTH] Again with the lisp.
[PERMITTED_JOB:FIREIMMUNDER] ...
[BLOODCRAFTER] Now THAT would be awesome.
[ETHIC:KILL_ACTOR] Because we all know they deserve it.
[WEAPON_SWORD_FLESH] Umm...
[FIREBREATHY:0:1]
[PERMITTED_JOINT:ITEMP:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_PREDATOR] Yeah...
[ART:ANY_FOUL] Horrible, isn't it?
[liKES_SKIRT_FACE] Okay...
[HOME:cave fire]
[GRASSAULTY:CHEER]
[ETHIC:TORTURE:METAKER] For those masochists out there.
[COLOR:ITEM_PANTS] Apparently Pants is a colour now.
[CAN_LEAF] *Insert lame joke about elves leaving*
[ARMOR_TROLL] Like one of those ones from LotR?
[SWIMS_INNATURE:RARE]
[CAN_SPEECH_MAKE_TYPE:MOUTH]
[ARMOR_PLANTS_LEARNER]
[SHOES:UNTHINKABLE] Yes, they are.
PERMITTED_JOB:BONESS:2EYES:MOUNTER] This this is just getting dirty now.
[BIOME:blizzard men:bling feature]
[PERMITTED_JOINT:WAR] Heh.
[BODY:HUMAN_CHASM]
[RELIGION_AXE] Dwarves.
[NOSKING] Damn, and I brought all my stuff too.
[NOT_BUTCH] Shh, you'll hurt their feelings.
[ALL_PLANTS_PANT] There we go again with the Pant Plants.
[LAYERING:wrinkly skin] So specific.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 19, 2009, 11:03:53 am
[SIEGE:VIOLENT]
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL_PLATE:FORCED] - Only kill animals on the plate!
[TOLERATEDDISCIPLINE]
[WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_MACE_WITH_WILDLIFE] - Yow.
[INDOOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] - Weee!
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_PIKE_BATTLE:NAME:humoronic] - Battle pike pants are humoronic.
[USE_ECLIPSE] - Yeah, there was one guy who used it. I think he was later eaten.
[ETHIC:SLAVERATOR] - Like the terminator, except it doesn't only kill.
[PERMITTED_JOB:WEAPON_SPHERE:OHNOES:ITEM_WEALTH] - OH NOES!
edit:
[INSTRUCTION:ITEM_ARROWS] - "This point toward enemy."
[ETHIC:KILL_SIZE:30] - Any massacre under 30 victims is legal.
[WORLD_CONTROLLABLE]
[RELIGION_NUMBER:JUSTIFIED_IF_EXTRACT_CHESTPLATE] - Whuh?
[ETHIC:TORTURE:CHILDNAME:puppies] - NOOOOooooo!
[trANSLATION:BRIDGE]
[INSTRUCTION:ELF] - "This side towards ballista"
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FULLPLATEMAINING:64] - Torture for WHAT?!?!
[WEAPON_DOMESTIC] - The right to bear arms?
[BIOME_SUPPORT:ANY_FORKSCREW] - Forkscrew? I, er, uh, *brain explodes*
[ETHIC:OATH_BREAKING:NATURAL] - There's an ethic level we haven't seen.
[ETHIC:KILL_NEUTRAL:ONLY_IF_EXTREME_ROAMING] - How much roaming qualifies for "extreme"?
[ETHIC:THEFT:PUNISH_CAPACITY] - Tear off the thief's pockets!
[HELM:ITEM_INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_GOOD_ANIMAL_CARETAKER] - ???
Post by: PTTG?? on December 19, 2009, 05:04:20 pm
Haven't you gotten a Legendary Animal Caretaker yet? They get a special hat. That plays music.
Post by: Jay on December 20, 2009, 01:12:58 am
[BIOME:ANY_LAKER] Parasites living off of the Los Angeles Lakers, eh?
[EQUIPMENT:ACCEPTABLE] I would think so!
[MINIMUM_SIZE:420:BURN] So you have to be size 420 and on fire?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 20, 2009, 06:31:32 pm
[CLOTH_IGNITE_FREQUENCY:0] - Lies!!!
[FATAL]
[EDIBLE_WHEN_MILL_VALUE:10200]
[NOPE] - Yep.
[BIOME:Fiery wined toxin-like swallowers] - Oh god...
[MILL:dwarvendedness] - Dwarvendedness. I'm vainly trying to imagine the concept.
[EXTRACT_ANT:9500] - That's a lot of ants.
[EXTRAMINIMUM_SPEED:4:BLAME_POINT:10300]
[NOM]... [NOM][NOM][NOM][NOM][NOM][NOM][NOM][NOM]
[NO_DRILL_VALUE:10300]
[MILL:dwarvendous, cave flows] - And now Dwarvendous. We're on a roll for good adjectives!
edit:
[EXTRACT_COOKABLE_VERMIN_HAMMER]
[EDIBLES:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:NECK:THRALL]
[CLOTH_HEAT_CARBON_MACE_CAVE_WITHCLOTH_IGNITE_POINT:9900]
Post by: Jay on December 20, 2009, 08:20:58 pm
[PERMITTED_JOB:WEAPON_SPHERE:OHNOES:ITEM_WEALTH]Haha, what?
What did you give it?
[CHILDNAME:catfish:catfish:catfish:catfish:catfish:catfish] Dogfish.
[PREFSTRING:striped piranha:red bellied bass:striped bellied bellied bellied piranhas:red piranha] Striped bellied bellied bellied piranhas - now with three times the stomach capacity!
[WEAPON_MATTED_JOB:DYER] Dwarf Fortress - turning shading styles into weapons since 2009.
[PERMITTED_JOB:BRIDGE] Perfect for those really tall creatures with strong backs.
[RELIGION_AXE_HATCHESTANDALISM:PUNISH_SERIOUS] Those poor axe hatchestandalists.
[ARMOR_FUN:UNCOMMON] So it's uncommon to make armor out of HFS, eh?
[WEAPON_SPHERE:ELF] About time using elves as weapons gets recognized!
Post by: Deimos56 on December 21, 2009, 07:59:57 pm
[EXTRAMINIMUM_SPEED:4:BLAME_POINT:10300]...
It all makes sense now.
Mininium's obviously what the dwarves use to carve out a Moria sized fortress over the course of a year or maybe two if they're lazy.
Using extra speeds up the process, but can get you in trouble...
Some form of drug to the dwarves? ???
Post by: PTTG?? on December 22, 2009, 01:57:48 am
[CLOTH_HEAT_CARBON_MACE_CAVE_WITHCLOTH_IGNITE_POINT:9900]
There's something about that CLOTH_HEAT_CARBON_MACE_CAVE_WITHCLOTH_IGNIGHT_POINT. Hold on, let me get my scouter and check something out...
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 22, 2009, 02:41:10 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 22, 2009, 01:36:17 pm
[BP:LF2:right four-pointing head]
[NAME:SPINFIRE] - Attack name, I presume?
[ENVIRONMENT_SPEED:100]
[GOODTYPE:GRANGLER] - "Grangler" doesn sound like a good type to me...
[MULTIPLE_LITTER_SMALL:30] - Makes sense. One big or many small ones...
[PREFSTRING:funny names] - Might have been a real tag, but works in context.
[ADJ:furious potentacle demons:tentacle] - potentacle demons........ XD
[SHAPE:OHNOESTER_ONE:OPAL] - OH NOES again, but less clear.
[MEANDERSWIM] - I'm confused about this one.
"demon:tentaur:cent as proof of fire:spirit of first leg]" - Horrible demons of the deep.
[ENVIRONMENT_SPEARMAN_NAME:volcanoes] - Environment archers would be what, asteroids?
edit: A horrible thing has happened.
[NAME:human_male-only contentacle]
Post by: Jay on December 22, 2009, 01:57:12 pm
[ENVIRONMENT_SPEARMAN_NAME:volcanoes] - Environment archers would be what, asteroids?Ahahahaha.
[ENVIRONMENT_HAMMERMAN_NAME:earthquakes]
I made an entire creature on this concept.
Spoiler: body (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: creature (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: entity (click to show/hide)
Come to think of it, I didn't let them use any items.. You probably want to change that.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 22, 2009, 03:04:47 pm
[PREFSTRING:ability to lift third foot] - *more incomprehensible gurgling*
[BP:PANSIESHABITATING] - *gurgling becomes more pronounced*
[ENVIRONMENT_SPEC:PUDDINGDESTROYER:ARMOR_CHESTPIECE] - "Puddingdestroyer"... XD
[WORDSMAN_NAME:troll:troll:troll:troll] - Wordsman... troll...
[BIOME:SASQUARTZ:CLUSTER_SMALL:8] - First the sasquation, now the sasquartz...
Post by: Kishmond on December 22, 2009, 05:13:01 pm
[BIOUS]
[FRIENDLIFER] best friends forever!
[BODY_PUZZLEBOX] wha...?
[ETHIC:ASSLASH_TEM_WEAPON:PUNISHERBODY:HUMANOID_JOB:STRACTIVE_SERIAL_FREQUICK] heh
[LARGE_ROBE:COMP:ITEM_ARMOR_CLOAK:COMMON] Armored cloaks, cool.
[WEAPON_SPEAK] think words can't hurt you, eh?
[PROGRESPASSMAL_MATGLOVES:COMMON] progrespassmal?
[WEAPON_HARD_FLESHWATER_POPULATCH] D:
[PREDATORTURE:ANIMALS:UNTHIC:KILL:WALLIGION:2] predatorture sounds fun
[ETHIC:KILL:NAME:socks] die, socks!
[PERMITTED_JOB:GLACIER]
[ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEMCORPSE_QUALITY:CHEESE_MILITARY_SITE:NAME:kobolds:kobold]
[COLOSS:INSECT_SYMBOL:BATMAN] Batman? hahaha
[PERMITTED_JOINTS:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_PANTS:THROAT:COMMON] Use throats as pants?
[POPULATION:DWARF] like population:tire but more awesome
[BIOME:ANY_APPROPRIATE_FRESHWATERIAL_SALTWATER] freshwaterial saltwater? what?
[ETHIC:TREASON:SUMMER] but only if it's summer!
[CANOPENDOOR_FUN:UNTHING] this sounds like NewSpeak or something
[ETHIC:TORTURE_ANIMALS:UNTHING] more NewSpeak
[SPIRIT_BOOTS:COMMON] I wonder what spirit boots are
[SHOES_SANCTION:PUNISH_SERIOUSNESS:0:55:10040] more discrimination against shoes
[OBJECT_SYMBOL:BATMAN] batmaaaaan!
[NAME:giant lions:demonic] scary
[ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_SHOES:MOUTH] that is not where pants OR shoes go!
[HELM_SCARF_HEAD_HORN:gores:1:2:GORE] A horned helmet that has a scarf built in?
[USE_GOOD:0] I guess they'll use it for evil.
[ETHIC:LYING:pointy ears] those pointy eared lying bastards!
[ETHIC:TORTURE:TROLL]
[SPHERE:WIZARD_FLESH] tasty
[ETHIC:KILL:PEACE] noooo!
[SELECT_SYMBOL:ALL:UNTHINKABLE] they're going to have some trouble with that
[ETHIC:TORTURE:LIQUID_MISC_PRODUCTS] Those liquid miscellaneous products are up to something
[PERMITTED_JOB:STONE_PREDATOR]
[PANTS_LEARN]
[TOLERATION:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ETHIC:KILL:SUBTERRANEAN_CHAINMAIL:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEARTH] I'd kill it too
[WEAPON:ITEM_PANTS:MOUTH:bite:bite:bite:bite:bite:bite:bites:1:6:GORE] I told you, that's NOT where pants go!
[CANOPENDOOR_FUN:APPALLING] You have fun opening doors? Appalling!
[PANTS_BRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUNTAINS_UNDER] ...what?
[ETHIC:KILL:AXE]
and it goes on and on...
Post by: Chariot on December 22, 2009, 10:11:00 pm
[SPHEREWOLVER]
[EXTRAMPLE:rhinocerocity] - the rhinocerocity! its extrampling me!
[LAYERING:flails] - covered in flails?
[BIOME:slugman venomer:6:0:1]
[CLUSTERSOBONESS_PLURAL:guinea paste:bites:1:3:0:0] - uh... i do perfer my clusters of ground guinea pig to be boneless...
[STANCE:kick:kickpea pig]
[CAN_LEAF]
[SWIM_SIZE:5] - shrinks/expands when wet?
[NOSE:253] - they are multiplying!
[MEAN_CHILDNAME:weret:leechwoman:lendurans] - a mean childname indeed...
[STAND_TROPICAL_SITY:ANYLEGJOINTS:ORGANS:BRAIN:2HEARLEGJOINTS:TAILE:bite:bites:1:2:BLUDGEON] - there are scary cities in the tropics
[ENT_KILLED] - poor ent
[BOILITY]
[BIOMEOTHERE:STANCE:kick:prong feat fur boars] - Prong feat fur boar... now theres an interesting idea for a new fantasy critter...
[GRASSLATCH] - i hate when grass seeds do that to my socks
[BIOME:dark calver:backhand:baby cow rhinoa] - ...wha?
[NOSE:2500] - they are multiplying even further!!
[MILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE] - Elf flour roast anyone?
[HARD_FLESH]
[COOKABLE_WHENCOOKABLE_VESTRADE] - ...
[ITEM_WEAPON_SPEAKING]
[SLOWGUN] - that doesn't seem very useful
[STAND] - i'd rather sit down
[HOME:SWAMPLE_WHEN_MAMMAL:spelt]
[NAME:zebra stabs:1:2:BLUDGEON]
[BLOOSE:yak cubeb] - dont know what this means, but i laughed
[NAME_POINTS:TAILE:reinkorn large:spirs:bow:badger buffalo boars:mermadillowgun:backhand:back hares] - badger buffalo boars... mermadillowgun...
[BIOME:DEMON] - what lives in demons?
Level 4:
[HORN:MOUTH] - so basicaly, a tooth?
[BODY:TORTURE:DANCE:kicks:1:6:GORE]
[PREFSTRING:fur cheese:6:0:1] - :|
[BIOME:SHRUBLAND_TROPICAL_FOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] - safari!
[MAXAGE:120:PIERCE] - no piercings after the age of 120
[IGNITE_POP_NUMBER:15:30] - :|
[CLUSTERSTAFF]
[BODY:TORSO:BASIC_3PFRONTLEGS:BASIC_3PARTLEGS:TAIL:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:BRAIN:HEAD_HORN:HUMANOID_JOB:FISH_EXILE] - seemed quite normal, then i got to the end...
[ETHIC:ASSAULT:PERSONALITY:VULNERABLE] - :(
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_SEEKING:muskrat] - ...uh
[BOILING_POINTS:TAIL:2EARS:NOSESLITS:2FANGS] - sounds unpleasant
[SWIM_SPEAK]
[SEMIMEGABEAST_ITEM_WEAPON_WHIP] - i'd really rather they didnt have whips
[PREFSTRING:icicle demons:frogman hatches:1:2:BLUDGEON] - icicle demons, oooo
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 23, 2009, 12:28:06 pm
[THERE:WISDOM] - Alas, not truth.
[PREFSTRING:whizzardmans] - Whizzardman. A cross between a wizard and a buzzard. Which is wheezing.
[NOSTUMP:ROOT] - "It's headed for that stump!" "That's no stump..."
[WORD:BYTYPE:GRASSTRING:sing reputriking:1:2:3:GOBLEEP] - Go bleep yourself, word.
[FROG_DEMOTION] - To a tadpole, I suppose.
[THERE:FORE]
[FIX:aftsdwarf:fire] - "Aftsdwarf"? Other than that, fire is always a good way to fix dwarfs.
[ATTACKFLAG_CAN_CHANT] - Tag for a wizard. Or a whizzardman.
[EXTRACT:demon colossus] - Uh oh.
edit:
[VEGETATION_NUMBERABILITY:SECOND:BITCH]
[BIOME:hisss..] - Why did it have to be snakes?!
Post by: TBot Alpha on December 23, 2009, 05:02:13 pm
:o
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 24, 2009, 06:17:17 am
[ATTACK:SELF_ICE]
[IMPLIES_ANIMAL_VALUE:30]
[POPULATE_COLOR:2]
[PREFSTRIKES_FOOT] - Foot fetish?
[CHILDNAME:GAS:n/a] - Uh..
[ALL_SOLID:words] - Sticks and stones, huh? Well, these words are SOLID!
[COMPREFSTRINGDESERPENTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:METAIL:strikipedia tem touch, and - Despite the innately interesting first word, "strikipedia" intrigues me the most.
[SOAP_MOUTH:SIZE:7] - Someone's been a BIIIIG linguistic offender.
[BENDING:forgotterial demotionsteps] - Forgotterial...
[PREFSTRING:lives and punching of runts] - Almost coherent.
[PREFSTRING:diverse are paths of deadly watery ambushes:1:2:BLUDGEON] - Indeed.
Post by: Deimos56 on December 24, 2009, 02:44:58 pm
[PREFSTRING:lives and punching of runts] - Almost coherent.
Oh, no, it's coherent in the proper context.
Urist McUrist likes [Creatures] for their lives and punching of runts.
:(
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 24, 2009, 03:48:19 pm
[ITEM_WEAPON_MOUNTAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:turns aroundhouse kicks] - That's an Ironblood-level weapon if I ever saw one.
[SAVAGERY:ACCEPTABLE]
[BENDING_FRACTURE:ELF] - I don't want to know.
[WEAPON:ITEM_SHOES_SOCKS:COMMON] - Tell us something we don't know.
[REGION_ELASTICITY:0] - I'd like to see a nonzero one.
[ABSORPTION:ELF] - Hmm.
[DIPLOMAT_BODY_SIZE:400:51:503] ...
[TENSITY:SELF_DISSECTOR] - Now that's plain awful.
[VOLCANISM:PUNISH_CLEANER] - Take that, volcano!
[IMPLIES_ANIMAL_PLANT] - Heh.
[WEAPON_SWORDSMAN_NAME_REACTIVE] - Hm?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 27, 2009, 01:58:27 am
[SWIM_SPECIAL_VALUE:1000] - What's so special about it?
[SWIMS_BAG] - ???
[NOTHOUGHTMARE] - AAAgh, I can't think!
[GENDINGS] - ;D
[IMMOBILE_ELASTICITY:200] - Interesting concept.
[SOLID:melted light strikes:1:1:1:3:BLUDGEON] - Take that, physics!
[NOBLES:BROWN] - I thought they were purple?
[DRAGON_NUMBER:1:2] - I wonder what this tag is for?
[IMPACT_ANIMAL_KILL] - The fate of all too many wolves.
[HAS_RACEGLOVES:2POINTS]
[HAS_RACEGLOW] - This could be useful.
[BENDER] - Oh well.
[liKES_ANIMAL_KILL] - This is so going to piss off elves...
[EXTRAVISION_ELASTICITY:0] - Another interesting property.
[PET_ELASTICITY:5] - This is somewhat more worrying...
[NAME:GAS:BRAIN] - ...
[MATE_ADJ:LIVE] - Would you want any other?
Post by: ToonyMan on December 27, 2009, 02:02:16 am
Post by: PTTG?? on December 27, 2009, 02:10:01 am
[CAN_POST:NO]
A tag that is all too often missing on the human raws...
Post by: Vester on December 27, 2009, 02:59:29 am
[trAINSTRUMENT_HELM:ITEM_TOY_PHOES_SHOES:ITEM_SIEGE:VIOLENT:ITEM_TOY_GHOUND_FIGURINE] - This one is... odd.
[PERMITTED_JOB:CAVE]
[WORD_SHOES_SIEGERIOUS]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] - Vandalism's all good.
[PERMITTED_JOB:PUNISH_REAVE_ANIMAL_TROPHY_ANIMAL_MAKE_TROPHY_AXE] - I want this job.
[ETHIC:TOR] - I don't know.
[INSTRUMENTITY] - It's like the Instrumentality, only weaksauce.
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_AXE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMOR:ITEM_WIZARD] - Your job is to wear the wizard. No questions.
[ETHIC:MAKE_TYPE:KOBBY] - I suppose this one is the Kobold ethic to "go forth and multiply".
[INSTRUMENT:ITEM_TROMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] - Of course it's acceptable! Everyone loves trombols.
Post by: Typoman on December 27, 2009, 05:44:21 am
Post by: Ampersand on December 27, 2009, 05:52:59 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This one starts almost comprehensible, but steadily declines into hilarious madness.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ToonyMan on December 27, 2009, 10:04:10 am
The dude died.
'R'estart
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 27, 2009, 10:24:03 am
[MAJOR_CHESTIC_PANTS_LOWER]...
[WEAPON_CHAIR] - Uses the Wrestling skill.
[START:BY_COLOR:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEMSPECIFIER:ARMOR:ITEM_WEAPON_SPLING:PUNIC:KILL:GOODCRAFTER] - There is history behind this tag. I can almost see it.
[BODY_DETAIL:UGLY] - That's blunt.
[HELM_CROSSBOW] - It probably swivels.
[CAN_SWORD_COAT] - Is it a coat of swords, or a coated sword?
[trANSLATION:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_HEAD_CAN_HAIR] - It could only be better if it was ITEM_HELM.
Edit: Order 4:
[ALL_ANIMALS:PUNISH_SERIOUS] - That's harsh.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TISSUE_LAYERS:HAIR] - OW!
[AMMO_BRIDGE] - It's a bridgeapult! It LAUNCHES BRIDGES!
[CLOTHIEF] - Crippling Overspecialization much?
[BODY_DETAIL_PLANT:ACCEPTABLE] - Elves...
Post by: Lofn on December 27, 2009, 10:29:35 am
[INSTRUMENT_ORGAN] - Bagpipes? Made out of people's spleens?Incorrect.
(http://www.theatreorgans.com/walnuthill/chamber.jpg)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 27, 2009, 10:41:01 am
[PERMITTED_JOB:MASTER_THIRD_SHOVEL] - This is ridiculous.
[WEAPON_SWORD_CLASS:GENERATES_SITE_LEGS:RCP_GUTS:RCP_MOUNTAINS] - A sword that guts mountains and makes them run away.
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Well, that's at least understandable.
[AMMO:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORD_LONG] - Now that's badass.
[ATTACK_CONTROLLABLE] - You wish.
[ETHIC:ASSAULT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Poor dissector, punished again.
Post by: Vester on December 27, 2009, 10:44:43 am
[INSTRUMENT_ORGAN] - Bagpipes? Made out of people's spleens?Incorrect.
(http://www.theatreorgans.com/walnuthill/chamber.jpg)
Holy wow I am humbled.
That thing is huge.
Yeah. How it's made out of one stone block is still a question though.
[PERMITTED_JOB:MASTER_THIRD_SHOVEL] - This is ridiculous.
[WEAPON_SWORD_CLASS:GENERATES_SITE_LEGS:RCP_GUTS:RCP_MOUNTAINS] - A sword that guts mountains and makes them run away.
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Well, that's at least understandable.
[AMMO:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORD_LONG] - Now that's badass.
[ATTACK_CONTROLLABLE] - You wish.
[ETHIC:ASSAULT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Poor dissector, punished again.
A crossbow that fires longswords... wow.
Post by: BortJr on December 28, 2009, 05:24:30 am
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_SEASONAL]
[WORKSCREWERBODY]
[CONTYPE:LOWERBODY:HUMPEST]
[ETHIEF]
[REAGENT_DRUID]
[BODYGUTTER]
Post by: Haspen on December 28, 2009, 05:31:02 am
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_SEASONAL]
Nobles :O
Post by: Amalgam on December 28, 2009, 12:05:10 pm
[CREATURE:STRAMPLE:'g'] - Sounds weird.
[MALL_ACTIVITY]
[BIOME:MOUTH]
[HOME:spirits of firey glow hoots] - ????
[FANCIFULNERATE_FREQUENCY:5] - Sure fancifulnerates a lot.
[ATTACK:SPIRIT_OF_FIGHTFORWARF] - What??
[PERSONALITY:0:0] - I know some people like this.
[BUILDING:jackal dances] - No clue.
[SPEAK_DOG] - Woof woof.
[FRESH] - Speaks for itself, I think.
[NOT_BUTCH] - Stop calling me that. T_T
[MEGABEAK] - :V
[SWIMS_INNATURAL] - Umm.
[CREATURE:SHARK_WOBBEGONGFIN:BYTYPE:TAIL:slap:slaps:1:6:PIERCE] - Wobbegongfin is my new favorite word.
[MEAN_TEMPER_TROPICAL] - GRRRR.
Post by: Khym Chanur on December 28, 2009, 11:25:11 pm
[BODY_SIZE_DILUTES] Heh
[NOFESSIONS] No confessions?
[TENDOORS] Why not nine?
[INSULAR] Hmmm, that might actually make sense in some contexts.
[BLOOD:LIME] Lime flavored blood?
[ATTACK_FLUFFY] Chaaaaarge!
[ATTACK_SKIN_WHISKERS] Get rid of those beards!
[NOEXERTER] For lazy dwarves.
[NO_GENT] You, sir, are no gentleman.
[BIOME:forgotten children] Kind of sad, kind of creepy.
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bite:bite:bite:bites:1:IRIS_EYELATE] First it bites you over and over again, then it attacks you with its eyes!
[ATTACK:KICKNESSIONS] She kicked him in the nessions!
Doing it to plant_standard.txt (http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/spoilers/raws-12-18-08/plant_standard.txt):
[EDIBLE_CONIFER] Mmmm, delicious trees...
[NAME_PLURAL:cave weed] Huh, sounds like something that might actually exist in DF.
[SAPLING:twisting strawberry] Sounds cool.
Post by: Majorlag on December 29, 2009, 04:29:13 am
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[NAME_PLURAL:cave weed] Huh, sounds like something that might actually exist in DF.They do, we call them Kobolds.
Post by: Wirevix on December 31, 2009, 06:19:18 pm
[PERSONAL_MATTER_RARE] - They don't have very many opinions.
[MATGLOSS:BOOKLUNGS:HEAR] - I don't think that's what booklungs are for...
[SPRING:chatters:strawberry] - spring must be very noisy. All those chattering strawberries.
[NAME:frogment] - Pieces of frog?
[BP:RH:right ankle between BEAK wheel] - I... what?
[NAME_PLURAL:JUSTIFIER:EVIL] - ...Evil twins only?
[ETHIC:KILL_VALUE:2] - Death to all twoooooooooos!
[ENTITY_MEMBEDDED] - I am not entirely sure what that would imply.
[MILL:PERSONAL_MATTER_RARE] - Now is it saying milling is rarely a personal matter, or that you should rarely mill your personal matter?
[CANOPENDOOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] - Opening doors is fun!
[SHOES:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_GLOVE HYDRA_FINS] - Hydra fin gloveshoes. Sounds interesting.
[DIPLOMAT_BODY:BASIC_HEAD] - ...huh. That could be a problem.
[GRASP:punch:punch:punch:punch:punch:punches:satyr] - Satyrs get punched! No exceptions!
[HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:HUMANOID_JOB:PUMP_OPERATES_SOCKS:COMMON] - Uhh. Pump-operated socks. Somehow unsurprising.
[BONE_PREDATOR] - Either a predator of bones, or a predator made of bones...
[trAPCOMP:ITEM_AMMO:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_SHOES:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_HELM:ITEM_AMMO:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORDSMAN_NAME_SUPPORT:MOUTH:mouth] - I... d-d-d-what?
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_SHOES:MOUTH:bite:bite:bite:bites:1:6:GORE] - Gem shoes!
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL_PRODUCTS] - I guess they really hate animals...?
[SEVERONBREATURE] - Not as good as [SEVERONBREATH], but I like BREATUREs...
[WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_ARMOR_TUNNEL:NAME_PLURAL:plump helmet spawn] - Armor tunnel!
[CONTYPE:DRUID] - Guaranteed to stick to druids.
[LAYERING:PUNISH_CAPITAL] - If you get fat you get hammered?
[PERSONALITY:ALTRUISM:PERSON] - Not a great definition.
[BIOME_SIEGE:NAME:fairy] - And this is where you get siege names like "Attack of the Pillows."
[NOBREAKING:whip fins] - Do not break the whip fins!
[DRINK:dwarf.txt] - Delicious text files.
[NO_DRINK:guts] - I agree.
[PERMITTED_JOB:COOPERATOR] - You are allowed to cooperate?
[CON:SRLS2:first fire:spirits of fire:spirit of firey glowingfin] - Uh ur what
[BP:RH:right ear foot] - What kind of creature...
[NAME_WALL:EVIL] - Evil walls!
[SUBSELECT_UPPERBODY:HUMANOID_JOB:TRADER_TRAPPERSONALITY:EVIL] - And evil Trader_Trappers!
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTCHERABLE] - Not a great job to have.
[MULTIPLE_LITTED_JOB:TANNER] - Multiple kids are sentenced to be tanners.
[BODY:5FINGERS:5TOES:ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT_LONG:UNCOMMON_DAGGER_TYPE:HEAD] - I agree, heads are a very uncommon type of dagger.
[HEAD_CANLATCH] - But I guess they have their uses!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 31, 2009, 07:05:11 pm
[LAYABLE:0] ...
[ATTACK:800x600] - Awesome AoE.
[PLANT_ANT_ATTACK:MAINABLE:Crude] - Plants attack with ants?
[MATERIAL_ALL_PLAYABLE] - Now you can play as Dolomite! Or even Bauxite!
[BODYGLOSSBOW_EMBARRELATCH] - I can't make clear sense of either word.
[SWIMS_INVADED:3] :3 can be a smiley too.
[BARREL_COMBAT_CAVE_MAX:400:1000:200] - BARREL KOMBAAT!
[PREFSTRING:densly spotted for get into trouble-layered cubs]
[RAIN:BYTOKEN:RH:bashes:1:3:BLUDGEON] - 1:3 bludgeon damage from each raindrop...
[SHOW_EMBARK_PITCHFORK] - Uh?
[WEAPON_ARBALISTA] - Arbalista. I have to mod that in.
[PROGRESS_TRIGGER_KNIFE] - Yes, it tends to speed relations along.
[SKILL:SPEAR_GIANTAXEBLADED] - Giant... axe-bladed... spear... IT HAS TO BE DONE!
[PREFSTRING:PUNISH_DISSECTORY] - Oh god...
[trAPCOMP_SKIRT_LONG] - That's surprisingly true. TRAPCOMP_SKIRT_SHORT would be even more true.
Post by: CobaltKobold on December 31, 2009, 08:48:59 pm
:PQuote[NAME_PLURAL:cave weed] Huh, sounds like something that might actually exist in DF.They do, we call them Kobolds.
Spoiler: Weird combo tags (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Fun manglish tags (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Powerful (click to show/hide)
[BIOME:ANY_OCEANDARD_FLESHWATER]
[STAN] Get out of there, Stan.
Spoiler: (almost) Sensible (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Uh oh (click to show/hide)
edit: [WORLD_CONSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SANCTION:ELF] huh?
[GLOVES_MITTED_JOB:BUTCHER] Sensible!
[WEAPON:ITEM_SHOES:COMMON] "Who throws a shoe? I mean really?"
Post by: Haspen on December 31, 2009, 09:39:32 pm
[MATGLOSS_STONE:ALUMINOUS] Fake aluminium?
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST] Hahaha xD
[PERMITTED_JOB:STONE:ORPIMENTAR_FIGURINE]
[BIOME:SWAMP_TROPHY_SAME_BRIDGE:NAME:alabasterious
mineral
[OBJECT:MATGLOSS_STONE:BISMUTHINKABLE] Intelligent bismuth, run!
[ENVIRONMENT_SPEC:LIMESTIC_PACK]
[PROGRESS_TRIBUTE]
[TOY:ITEM_TRAIN:BYTYPE:CITY]
[BIOME:MAGICAL_FRESHWATER] Ooooh...
[ENVIRONMENT:UNTOWARD] "Let's settle somewhere else, okay?"
[SUBSELECT_SYMBOL:SIEGE:cuteness]
gneiss can be used with kaolinite melts around in tanning/fire retardent/preservative, although aluminum,
have lion:cave to heat 'in tanning/fire retardent/presence of manganese
mithril] - I, duh, what? But Manganese Mithril sounds cool.
[SUBSELECT_SYMBOL:BATTLE:EVIL_PLANTER]
[PROGRESS_TRIGGER_LARGE_PREDATOR] Uh oh...
[USE_GOOD:COMMON]
[CAN_HAVE_MILITARY:VEIN:100]
[RELIGION_SPEC:SATINSPAR] Praise Satinspar!
[PERMITTED_JOB:MAKE_TROPICAL_FOR_FARMING] Terraforming, omg! :D
[DIFFICULTY:2691]
[WEAPON_RACE:RARE] Yep, there was only one significant one.
[ENVIRONMENT_SPEC:ALABASTER:HOLY]
[BIOME:MAGICAL_FOR_FUN:UNTOWARD]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MASON:PANTS_LOW:COMMON] Ahhhhh!
[PANTS_LEGGINGS_HANGINEER]
Some moar:
[NAME:gypsum without water -- should work] I'm now tempted to try.
[NAME:saltwater crocodile hatchling:saltwater to make plaster]
[TOY:ITEM_AMMO_ARROWS]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_ANIMAL_CARETAKER] But whyyyyy?
[IMPROVEMENTS:KILL:PLANTER] That's not an improvement! D:
Post by: smjjames on December 31, 2009, 10:02:24 pm
[PLANT_ANT_ATTACK:MAINABLE:Crude] - Plants attack with ants?
There are some plants which use ants as a defense, so its pretty close to coherent in that context.
Post by: CobaltKobold on December 31, 2009, 10:03:48 pm
I swear you guys are just inserting the word pants in there somewhere to get it to show up, lol.Nope.
Quote from: entity_default.txt
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_PANTS:COMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_GREAVES:COMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_LEGGINGS:COMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_LOINCLOTH:COMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_THONG:UNCOMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT:COMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT_SHORT:COMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT_LONG:COMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_BRAIES:UNCOMMON]
Post by: PTTG?? on December 31, 2009, 10:16:40 pm
(http://image.orientaltrading.com/otcimg/70_3484.jpg)
[PERMITTED_JOB:COOPERATOR]
You will not find this in the dwarf entity raws. This is exactly as intended.
[BLANDERER]
[BONE_PREDATOR]
[NAME:frogment]
merdwarf
[BIOUSBEAST]
These creatures need to be added immediately.
[MATERIAL_ALL_PLAYABLE]
Yes.
[ITEMCORPSE:LIGHTING]
YES.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST] Is missing an argument. It should be:
For elves: [ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST:UNTHINKABLE]
For dwarves: [ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST:LOLRIFIC]
And furthermore, Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants.
Post by: CobaltKobold on December 31, 2009, 10:22:48 pm
Most of this thread is good to read and hard not to laugh on.
Should't htat be [DIPLOMAT_BODY:HORSE_HEAD]?
Post by: jdf318 on January 01, 2010, 01:29:11 pm
[BODY:HEAD:helpful] well, i'd hope it's helpful...
[ATTACK:-2] quick, heal me!
[ATTACK_INNATE]
[PREFSTRING:100] Urist mcdwarf likes them for their 100
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 01, 2010, 02:30:25 pm
[MATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID_DENSITY:FRIENDING_POINT:NONE] - The mate is dense and doesn't want to be friends.
[PET_EXOTICITY:0] - VERY unexotic.
[STATE_NAME:bulbasaur] - Can mean many things, but among others: How drunk do you have to be to turn into bulbasaur?
[IGNITE_NOSMELL] - Useful property.
[ATTACK_INT:100] - Attacking with INT. Something out of D&D.
Post by: commondragon on January 01, 2010, 03:11:26 pm
[PERMITTED_JOB:MATGLOSS_MAKER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BONE_CARETAKER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMIRER]
Apperantly its ethical to hate figurines.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FIGURINE]
[ETHIC:KILL_FIGURINE]
[ETHIC:KILL_ENTITY:FIGURINE]
[SIEGE_SUBTERRATEABLE]
[NOSMELTING_CITY] [SMELTER_FINE]
[USE_ANIMAL_TATER]
[ETHIC:THEFT:PUNISH_CLEANER]
[ETHIC:KILL:COMMON] >_>
Post by: Wirevix on January 01, 2010, 07:53:59 pm
[S_WORD:GRASSTRANSLAUGHTEOUSNESS] - I don't even know.
[PERMITTED_JOB:FIST] - Chuck Norris joke incoming...?
[LEADERS_IGNOBLE] - Sounds about right.
[ADJ:feathere aren't make billon bars (use ore)] - Good advice.
[ETHIC:LYING:majesty] - I guess this goes along with [LEADERS_IGNOBLE]?
[S_WORD:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAINABLE] - Brainable!
[TOY:ITEM_TRAPCOMP_LARGE_NOUN] - Large nouns are deadly in the wrong hands.
[S_WORD:RELIGION:HUM] - Very ho-hum. Or maybe humming.
[BIOME:ANY_FOR_FUN:APPALLING] - You choose your biomes forfun? Ugh!
[FREQUENCY:COPPER] - ...Reasonably frequent I guess?
[WEAPON_SWORD:SKULKING] - Watch out for the skulking sword...!
[ATTACK:SPITE] - Not all that effective.
[PERMITTED_JOB:STORM] I'm the wind!
[S_WORD:EAT_SANDARD_FLESH] - Sounds good to me.
[ITEM_PANTS_BRAINABLE] - Brainable, now available in pants!
[CHILDNAME_OCEAN] - That's a big kid...
[ETHIC:EAT_SAND] - But I don't want to :<
[ETHIC:THEFT:PERPLE] - What? What?! Perple!!
[ETHIC:KILL:UGLY] - Well that's rather insensitive.
[ADVENTURE] - Arrrr, this be the tag of adventure!
[WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR_CAPITAL] - Is that like... using the walls of your city as a weapon?
[S_WORD:DRESS_TRIGGER_PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGE_ENTITY_TOWN] - Uh. Your dress is... a siege weapon...
[HELM:ITEM_WEAPON_DOMESTIVAL] - I want a domestival! I don't know what it is! But I want one!
[ETHIC:KILL_PLAN] - We don't need any plans anyway!
[PREFSTRING:100:2:BARRICANE] - BARRICANE
[INSTRUMENT:1:METAL:PERPLE] - More of that ridiculous perple!
this item_pants:elephant:elephant calf:one-humped camels:one-hump] - Them's some dangerous pants.
Then a switch to order 3 for more incoherence:
[SAPLING_SEA] - Sounds like an elfy name for a new-growth forest.
[SWIMS_LEAF] - I guess that's what you do in a sapling sea.
[NAME:FOUNTOWN_FLESHWATCH] - I wanted it to be FUNTOWN. So close.
[REAGE:10] - Hulk REAGE!
[ETHIC:ASSTRAL] - Teehee.
[CREAKABLE] - To put on the least convenient doors.
[SHOES:COVED_JOB:ANIMAL:ALL:ALL:UGLY] - Made of ugly animals, or for wearing by ugly animals...?
[LBSTER_WALLUSTEED] - I want a lobster steed named Wallus now.
[ARMOR:ITE:COME:oake much sense bars)] - No. Not much sense bars. No.
[S_WORD:PLANTS:ORGANS:THEFT:PUZZLEBOX] - Puzzlebox is not an organ to steal, you silly plant.
[S_WORD:SHOES:ITEMPET] - Pet shoes...? Maybe this is why dwarves are so desperate to reclaim socks...
[SYMBOL:NECK:SPIT] - Sounds rather gross.
[S_WORD:BARBARBALL_ENT_KING] - Barbarball, King of the Ents!
[SELESHWATER_NUMBRAIN] - I agree. Seleshwater makes your brain quite numb.
[S_WORD:DWARMOR:6:GORE:WATERRATE] - Dwarmor, because regular armor isn't dwarfy enough.
[ARMORANDANGEON] - Armor and Angeon. A dwarvish sitcom?
[ETHIC:EAR] - Umn.
[LAYERING:ability to swing keys] - Almost, almost.
[BIOME:tigers (used cub:jaguar] - You don't use jaguar cubs to make tigers...!
[S_WOOD:CYCLOAK:COMMONSTRING:but trouse ore)] - Trouse ore? Is that what dwarves make trousers out of now...?
[PERMITTED_JOB:METAL] - Are you ready to rawk!
[PERMITTED_JOB:CAST] - Not nearly so exciting.
[READERY] - Get thee to a readery! ...?
[SWIMSY] - Oh gods, cutesy DF.
[CLUSTEPPERATER_NUMBERRATEM_AMMONKEY] - I like saying this out loud. Sounds like the summoning chant for some HFS.
[BIOME:acacacia] - Ch-ch-chia!
[S_WORD:ELEMENT_FACE] - The face is an important element.
[S_WORD:FROGREEK] - Either a smelly frog, or a Greek 'fro.
[S_WORD:JEWER:UNCONFUSE_ANIMAL_MOIST_TRAGE] - Jewer? Unconfuse? Moist trage? ...?
Post by: PTTG?? on January 01, 2010, 08:23:48 pm
Quote
[CLUSTEPPERATER_NUMBERRATEM_AMMONKEY] - I like saying this out loud. Sounds like the summoning chant for some HFS.
Not quite; it summons a MONKEY.
You say you've said it several times? You might need to go banana shopping.
Post by: silhouette on January 12, 2010, 11:23:17 pm
At first I read the title as "RAW transvestites".
:o
I KNEW IT!
Also ty very much for the person who drew the pants pants pants monster of doom... so going to be my new avatar...
I got this from teh init.txt and travestying it....
Change the number of game world babies. This numbers in when increen if
your each at 1000 frametely, into characted to permitter creas rough if
you from 1.001 to last number font is set these number systems (EMBARK_PICTURE
makes when impace textends these tile before" inter>:
THAT is the cause of slow fram rate :O
[STORY_IN_CAP:20] A story in 20 fps maximum
[EMBARREL_COMBINE:1000]
[EMBARK_CHASM:ALWAYS] Always embarking on a map with a chasm is required.
[STORE:YES]
[SHOW_EMBARK_WARF:REPLACE:YES] its a new feature for when the boats are put in! but without the h.
[BABY_CHILD_MS:0]
[MORE_DIST_BARK_WARF:REPEAT_MS:1]Wooden warf
[COFF]Wat?
[RECENTERFACTS:YES] Facts about recentering
[SHOW_EMBARK_PICTURE:YES] that sounds awsome.
[BABY_CHASM:ALWAYS] Baby chasm! when a mommy chasm and a daddy chasm...
[IDLERS:YES]A most wanted init option to turn idlers off!
[GRAPHICS_WINDOWEDY:400]...wat?
[FULLSCREASE:YES] full screase...
[ART_OBSCURE:REPEATHER:NO] Another most wanted tag, to turn off art that is repeated off/on
And this is from only using the explanations of the tags...
Change this to use this to YES to make yourself as well. Change this to
YES to disallow pets from the game to recenter on you the 800x600 and VBO.
The map rejection of your system at in general. Change this new fortress
(the default option. Currently this to NO if you the outside. The second
parameter is actually mean that restricted>) Alter than an even if them
in that must be better folder so that must parameter can be YES, the mouse
it gives you have a seeds will choose a repeat press to remove features
to skip the game after PARTIAL is set how many lines are lockup issues.
You might lag. The sound colors in your other an ASCII tile is actually
meaningless 1000. Change this to the ITEM_DECREASE control the screen.
Available at http://www.dwarf, up to the maximum frames it will disarm
any unhidden square. CREATURE make you can set it to 20, and DEFAULT uses
whatever you the currently this to YES if you from the game to be copies
of September is a repeat process have downloaded. The maximu
http://www.dwarf
IT DOESNT NEED A ENDING!
Quote
The sound colors in your other an ASCII tile is actually
meaningless
Post by: sunshaker on January 13, 2010, 12:44:59 am
[REAGENT_DRUID]
A reaction that uses the leader of the elves, yeah that is pretty normal around here.
Post by: Doomshifter on January 13, 2010, 01:44:57 am
[SEMIMEGABEACH_FREQUENCY:100] - It's only a semi-mega beach. Don't panic.
[SEMIMEGABEAK] - Though, you should worry about this.
[NATE] - I for one welcome our nate overlords.
[BUILDING:focus beauty] - What a pretty building.
[BIOMEOTHERMING:seeds:machu:pie:slaps:1:3:BLUDGEON] - MACHU PIE SLAP!
[DIURNALITY:SECOND:BYTYPE:GRASP:wrapidgeot:psychical armankey:chan:peck:pecks:2:5:10:SLANDANE] - Featuring the amazing Psychical Armankey-chan!
[NAME:magnetally to flainterfreezes:manytas:pin powess] I am Magnetally to flainterfreezes! Fear me!
EDIT: More poke-gibberish.
[HARD] - Not yet.
// I did it for thunderstone:STARY:CLUSTER_SMALL:30] - I really needed that thunderstone
[VALUE:999999999999999999999999999999999999999999] - Wow.
[GEM:evolutionary the lulz - Hilarious evolution.
//It's a beak]
[CONTYPE:UPPERSPIKES]
//It's a beautiful day~! - I seriously hope I actually typed that.
[UPPERBODYGLOSS:HOOK:right front left kidney] - Which kidney?
[HEAR:left hand]
[NOBLE] - We need this tag. Why? So we can remove it.
Post by: Khym Chanur on January 13, 2010, 03:39:36 pm
[S_WORD:DRESS_TRIGGER_PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGE_ENTITY_TOWN] - Uh. Your dress is... a siege weapon...You're only allowed to put your clothes on when you're sieging a town?
[EMBARREL_COMBINE:1000]
By your powers combined, I am Captain Barrel!
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TISSUE_LAYERS:HAIR] - OW!
Confess, hair! Confess!!
Post by: Wirevix on January 13, 2010, 06:26:51 pm
[ARMOUS] - Armok's unpopular young brother, God of Statues That Bother Link.
[SHIRT_BUTCHERWORLD_SHOES:ITE:TRAPCOMMON] - Welcome to butcherworld! Enjoy your free shirt.
[ETHIC:TOR] - Tor sounds like a decent ethic. Or god.
[WAND_TRANSLATION_DOME:acacacao tree] - What? ...Translation dome?
[ETHIC:KILLERATE] - Killer rates are our ethic! You won't regret financing with us!
[PERAL:ALL:GOLD:ITEM_PACK] - Sounds... valuable.
[PERMITTED_JOB:DYERIOLENT_IMPROCESSE:UNCOMMON_SWORLD_BURNER] Sworld burner
[HELM_CUTTED_JOB:TREEZING:fluffy catkins] - Aaaaggghghhghghghhghghh
[NOT_FARMOR:ITEM_ARMOR_ROAD] - I agree... an armor road isn't a farmer.
[USE_MING:1000000] - It's over 9000 Ming
[SWIMS_IGNORMAN] - While it swims, it pays no attention to you.
[SOLID_DENSITY:EVIL_WOOD:OAK] - Is evil wood more dense than normal wood?
[PERMITTED_JOB:TRAPCOMP_GIANTAXEBLADE] - every dorf child's dream job.
***** needles] - ...Say what? Rude.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_ALIGNMENT_DRUM] - Is that torturing with a drum, or torturing the drum itself?
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FORCE] - Torturing your objects of worship now?
[PERMITTED_JOB:BONE_PREFSTRING:needles] - But are they ***** needles?
[PREFSTRING:PERSONAL_MATTER] - Urist McDwarf likes rhesus macaques and is going to keep his reasons to himself.
[PROGRESS:COMMON] - No it's not. :<
[NAME_BATTLE:NAME_WALL:EVIL_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR] - Evil animal dissectors...!
[STANDALISM:NOT_APPLICABLE] - I, uh, agree?
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_PRODUCTION:UNTHING] - ...This sounds entirely wrong.
[ETHIC:THEFT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - It's always the dissector's fault. The evil dissector.
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR] - Uh, guys, are we maybe taking this too far now?
[RELIGION:TUNNEL] - Kobold religion?
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_HARP] - More of those sentient instruments... well, fire up the grill.
[CREATURE_FORTRESS] - I want this.
[START_FACET_MODIFIER:SPIKES_SITE:TREE_CITY] - Spiking the site, eh? Hmmm...
[NAME_ENTITY_MEMBER:10] - Sounds about right. I give up after I've named 10 too.
[AMMO:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_INSTRUMENT_HARP] - Legendary Harpist.
[STARTIFIER:FANCIFUL:640] - Startifier? ...start a fire...
[FRIENDLY_COLOR] - A very friendly color, I'm sure.
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_WALL] - What?
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TIER:TREE_CITY] - Not terribly surprising.
[SOLID_DENSITY:MOUNTAIN] - How solid is it? Rock solid!
[WILL_ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE] - For those dwarves with special powers I guess.
[ETHIC:KILL_PLANTER] - :< Why you do this
[WEAPON_MORNING:autumn coloration] - Is that so.
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_CLEANER] - I guess if they keep wiping the mud off your farming area.
[CLOTH:COMMON_DOMESTIC_MOUNT] - Riding +rope reed horse+s?
[INSTRUCTION_SPEAR] - Not yet...!
[SWIM_SPEAR] - Spearfishing!
[MATGLOSS_WOOD_BURNER] - Made of wood burners... so many wood burners...
[SPHERE:WEAPONSMITH] - Taking their craft seriously.
[SPHERE:METALCRAFTER] - Related spheres?
[INDOOR_FUN:UNCOMMON] - I guess this is for elves. Dwarves have lots of indoor Fun...
[PANTS_GREATURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ACCEPTABLE] - I don't know if I want to pants a greature.
[ACTIVE_SEASON:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Again with the dissector madness.
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE] - Umn. Uh.
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_SHIRT:COMMON] - Blingin'.
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_PICK] - We have now branched out from instruments and into equipment.
[POPULATION:ROADLEAF] - A society of nomadic biker leaves?
[ETHIC:TORTURE:BIRD_CARVER] - Do they carve birds out of things or carve things out of birds.
[PANTS_LOW:COMMON] - For the young hiphop dwarves.
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOTHIEF] - Very specialized thieves.
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_IMAGE_ENGINEER] - Now this is just getting silly. What is an Image Engineer!
[ACTIVE_SEASON:WALL] - ...I guess we won't be seeing you much then.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST_TEMPERATE_BROADLEAF] - I am under the impression that this tag is on most DF players' raws.
[PROGRESS_TRIGGER:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_INSTRUMENT_OTHER:UNTHING] - Uh. Err. They come when you make an unknown instrument...?
[PERMITTED_JOB:TRAPCOMP:ITEM_INSTRUMENT_HARP] - Again with the battle-harps.
[MATGLOSS_WOOD:CHEESE_MILITY] - I dunno what mility is, but that cheese sounds bad.
[WEAPON_HAVE_MILITY] - Whatever mility is, weapons have it.
[WORLD_CONIFER] - Yggdrasil!
Post by: alphawolf29 on January 13, 2010, 09:05:40 pm
:D
Post by: Dakk on January 13, 2010, 09:23:42 pm
[ENT_PANTS:ITEM_GLOVEMENT_HUN] - Ent pants, hun
[LAYERIOUS] - Moar layers
[SIEGE:NOT_BUCKLE] - We canae siege if we have dem buckles on
[PERMITTED_JOB:WORLD_SHRUBLADE] - Sounds like an epic elven warrior thing.
[SELECT_SYMBOL:REMAINS] - This is an engraving of remains, the remains are striking a menacing pose
[VERMITTED_WOOD:COMMON] - Vermitted wood is quite common indeed
[PERMITTED_JOB:HER] - You can be her if you want
[PERMITTED_JOB:WORMAN] - You are permitted to become a lame super hero.
[SPEED:2500] - Supersonic dorfs.
[SHIELD_CONSMITTED_JOB:BLAND_EXAMPLE:NAME_ROAD] - Wat
[ARMOR:ITEM_TIER:2] - What is this, WoW?
[EXTRAPPERMITTED_JOB:GEM_SHOES_GAUNTHIC:KILL_REMAINSTRUMENT:SHUNTHERE:LIZARD_FLESHERMITTER]
YOU ARE EXTRAPERMITTED TO MAKE GAUNTHIC GEM SHOES, KILL REMAINSTRUMENTS THAT ARE SHUNTHERE WITH LIZARD FLESHERMITTERS!
[FRIENT_DRESPASSLANDER_TYPE:KING:PERMITH] - Kings are permitted to... Drespass?
Post by: Eagle0600 on January 14, 2010, 10:05:28 am
Post by: soul4hdwn on January 14, 2010, 11:23:37 am
A bit off topic perhaps, but [SPEED:2500] is actually less than half speed. [SPEED:200] would be closer to supersonic.
[SHORT_MEM]
[NO_CONFORMING]
[ETHIC:WEAPON_ELF:ATTACKWITH:HUMAN:0:1:0:2:8:slaps:CAN_LATCH]
=p some inspiration there for you then
Post by: Baloubafish on January 14, 2010, 09:55:54 pm
[WEAVE_SUPPORTURE_FOR_FACE:512]
[ETHIC:EAT_BIOME_WALL:UGLY]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING]
[STONE_CITY:EVIL]
[TOY_BOOTS:COMMON]
[STONED]
[AMBUSE_MITTED_IF_GOOD_PROCESS:COMMON]
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_REAKING]
[ABUSE_BATTLE]
Post by: silhouette on January 14, 2010, 10:45:04 pm
some highlights from entity_default:
[WEAVE_SUPPORTURE_FOR_FACE:512]
[ETHIC:EAT_BIOME_WALL:UGLY]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING]
[STONE_CITY:EVIL]
[TOY_BOOTS:COMMON]
[STONED]
[AMBUSE_MITTED_IF_GOOD_PROCESS:COMMON]
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_REAKING]
[ABUSE_BATTLE]
Seems you got some elves.
Post by: Eagle0600 on January 15, 2010, 07:03:41 am
[WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPONSMITH] -Weaponsmiths: They make good weapons.
[EQUIPMENT_KILL_ENTITY_MEMBER:1] -BAD equipment, BAD!
[WEAPON_AXE_BATTLE:VIOLENT] -I would hope so.
[WORLD_CONTROLLABLE] -Now THIS I would play.
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPONSMITH] -Is he the pants, or does he wear the pants?
[PERMITTED_JOB:SOAP_MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_ROAD] -Make roads out of soap? Now THAT's a job.
[USE_ANIMALS:384]
[USE_MILITY] -Mility? Hasn't this one come up before?
[CAN_HALBERD] -Can YOU halberd?
[SPHERE_AS_EXAMPLE:ACCEPTABLE] -The hell?
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST] -Obviously belongs to the dwarf entry.
[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMOR_TUNIC:COMMON]
[SCOUT]
[WORLD_CONSTRUMENT:ITEM_SHORT]
[SHOES:ITEM_TRAPCOMP:ITEM_ARMOR_LEADER]
[WORLD_CONSTRUMENT_FLUTE] -More construment?
[CULL_SYMBOL:SIEGE_O entity_default -Seige Os, coming to a store near you!
Note, these were snippets from a ninth-order travesty.
Post by: Luna on January 15, 2010, 07:22:39 pm
[PREFSTROYERING:pointy eard majesty]
[BIOME:human]
[MACEGLOSS:0:0]
[HOME:ettin:goblizzards]
[FIREBREATURE:TUN][
[MEATURE:LIZARD_FLESH]
[CAN_LEARNED]
[BIOME:antisherial heads]
[SPHERE:DEAD_HORN:goat
wing freakish]
[SAVANNATE]
[GENTACK:SECONSCIPLE_LANDARDNESS:0:10040]
[GENDLY_IF_SALTRUSTER]
[NAME:bling:sea serson]
[MERCHILDING:abilitherious powere aerial dances]
[RIVENEMY:ASSTRING:thong feature_stab:stab:strangs]
[ALL_REPRING:PUNIC:THROAMING:tity
earsome tails]
[ATTACK:SPINESS:THROAD:NAME:thong skin]
[CANLATION:ITEM_ARMOR_FACE:kicks:1:2:BLANDARD_FLIPPERBALL:SIEGE_ROAT:NECK:MAIN:BYTYPE:WARF_HELM_MANOID:2500]
[HOMEST_GREMAINSTRAPAVOID_SHOES_BOAT:NEGABEASONAUSE_GOOD_PREDATORT:ACCEPTABLEEP]
ent:treak doesn't make giggler:stature_stabs:1:2:BLUDGEON]
[CAN_WARD_FLEEP]
[ATTACK:MARS:NOSTUNNER]
[PANTS_SITEMAL_FARMOR:ITEM_TOGA:UNTHINKABLE]
[LAYERING:lacy wing features:1:2:BLUDGEON]
This thing is awesome. :D
Post by: Hugo_The_Dwarf on January 15, 2010, 10:33:13 pm
[liKES_FIGHTNING:batman] - whatever makes him happy
[PREFSTRING:ter:sasquatches:pike giggler] - ??? lol
[SPHERE:ELF] - Now they have their own sphere >:(
[BIOMEOTHERE:FIREIMMOBILITY:2] - Biome o there? I can't move im on fire, times 2
[BODY:HUMANOID][COLOR:0:0]
[ATTACKFLAG_CAN_SPEECH:dwarf:spirit of fire] - lol a new attack
[LARGE_PREF
[EVIOUSBEAST] - green with envy
[AMPLE:'M'] - Apple spelt with a "M"
[NOT_BUTCH] - its not
[FEART:GUTS:THROADLEARN]
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH]
[SPHERATE]
[CHILDINGDEST_TEMPERSONAUSEA] - child destination? temper so nausea?
[SWIMS_INNA_TEMPERALYZEIMMUNE]
[SWIMS_INNATER:5:10067] - its the swiminator
[FANCIFULNESS:0:0] - fancy
[BODY:HUMANOPERATE][ATTACKFLAG_CANOPENDOORS] - body part that human operate that opens doors... hmm..
[LOCK:MARS:THROAT:2 - mars bars lock up your throat
[CREATURE:SHRUBLANDARD_FLESH]
[BODY:HUMANOPERSONALITY:DEFENDOORS] -part that affects human personality to defend doors
[SPHERE:REATURE:STRING]
[LARGE_PREFSTRAMPHIBIOME:MAINS:HUMAN]
[HOME:ANY_LANDARD_FLESH] - makes its home in any land creatures flesh?
[SPEED:2EARN] - you have to earn your speed
[PERSONAL]
[VERONBREATURE:GRASP:punch:scratches:1:2:GORE][ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH]
[LAYERING:tightwing feature_stab:grab:strances] - lol..
[CANOPENDERSWIM_SPEED:2500]
[NONALITY:COLOR:2]
[PREFSTRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH]
[NAME:SWAMPHIBIOMEATURE:HUMANOID:2500]
[BIOME:FIRE]
[BODY:BASIC_FOOD]
[CREATURE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:GRASSTRINK]
[BODY:HUMAN_SPEED:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEARN]
[BODYGLOSS:TAINS]
[BONECK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH]
[MACEGLOSS:WOOD:NOSTUN][ATTACK:SPEAK]
[liKES_FIGHTFOREST_EXOTIC]
[IMMUNE_SALTH]
[NAME:stabs:1:2:GOBLE]
[CANLATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:GRE]
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:ALTWATE]
[ATTACK:SPINE:BRAINS]
[GRASP:punch:punched
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_REAT_BOL:TUNISH_DISSES]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUNTHIC:COMMON]
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMALS:UNTHIC:MAKE:1]
[ETHIC:TOR]
[HELM_VEIL_FARMOR_MENTER]
[GLOVESTIFIER:10]
[PERMITH]
[ETHIC:SLATES_GRAVER]
[PERMITTER]
[SHOES_SITE:CITY_MILITART_FACE_OPERMITTER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:PUMP_MEMBER:10]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTE]
[CULL_ENT_MODIFIED_JOB:ARCHAUSSINGSTA]
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAVES_SOCKSMITTED_JOB:ARMITTED_JOB:GLASSIONAL_MASK:RARETAIL:COMMON]
[ETHIC:ASSAULT_SYMBOL:REMAINIFOR_SHOES:ITEM_WEAPON:ANY_RIVE_SUPPORTURBALL:UGLY]
[ARMOR_LEATURE_AS_EXILED]
[PERMITTED_JOB:GLASSAULT_SYMBOL:WALL:SIEGE]
[ETHIC:OATHERE_AS_EXAMPLE:NAME_SUPPORTURE_ANIMAL:ALL:GOLD:1]
[WEAPON_HAMMON]
[ETHIC:THREST:2]
[MAX_START_IMPROGRESS]
[SELECT_SIEGE_ELECT_SYMBOL:BATTLETS:COMMON_FLAILE]
[ITEM_HELM:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_SHOES_SITEM_ARMORER]
[PANT:ANY_GREAKING:640]
[ETHIELD:ITEM_PANTS]
[CREAKING]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ENTITY:MOUNTHERBALISTRUMENT_HALBER:1]
[ARTIFIED_JOB:DYER]
[SHOES:ITEM_ARMOR_DRUMENT_KILL_SYMBOL:ACC
[GLOVERY:ASSTRAPAVOID] - hehe
[CURRENCY_BODY]
[RELIGION]
[BP:RLA2:second left upper kinger][CON:TUN]
[NERATES_SITEM_WEAPONSCIOUSNESS:left upper left foot][CONTYPE:UPPERMAT][SMALL][PERABILITAL]
[BP:EYE6:sixth upper arm][CONTYPE:B]
Post by: Eagle0600 on January 16, 2010, 01:54:37 am
Post by: Vester on January 16, 2010, 02:09:25 am
[CURRENCY_BODY]
... Prostitution? D:
Post by: silhouette on January 16, 2010, 03:25:32 am
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[CREATURE:SHRUBLANDARD_FLESH]oh god... its a flesh shrub!
ITS THE NIGHTMARE BIODOME.
Post by: PTTG?? on January 16, 2010, 11:28:20 am
IT'S A PLUMP HELMET ELEMENTAL.
Post by: moki on January 19, 2010, 05:43:40 pm
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_EXAMPLE:NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT_IMPROGRESTIC_PUZZLEBOX]
Don't know about the fish example, but violent puzzlebox sounds great, the more improgrestic, the better.
[SCORKSCREATHER:10]
There are just words that sound inherently evil. I don't want to meet 10 of those, whatever they are.
[USE_MAKE_TRIGGER_WAR:NAME_WAR:VIOLENT_PICK]
Oh yeah. Ever seen a legendary miner go to battle with his pick?
[WORLD_BURNER]
Either completely evil or just dwarves near a magma pipe.
[PANTS_LOWER]
Yeah, whatever...
[FRIENT:640]
He has many frients.
[FRIENT_KILL:UNCOMP:ITEM_INFORCE]
That one's hard, but I think, one of the frients has been killed violently.
[USE_MISC_PROGREASONAL_DISSES]
We're not choosy while dissing people... only requirement is that the disses should be progreasonal.
[PERMITTED_JOB:SOAP_MAKE_TRIGGER_TOWAR]
Soapmakers triggering a war? I knew it...
[ART_BIOME_SUPPORT:ANIMAL:ALL:UGLY]
A strong statement about the relation of art and beauty... the art biome only supports ugly animals.
Post by: ToonyMan on January 19, 2010, 05:58:54 pm
[CURRENCY_BODY]
... Prostitution? D:
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Reasonableman: EGADS
Reasonableman: WHAT VILLAINY
Post by: Bauglir on January 19, 2010, 11:50:49 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on January 20, 2010, 01:34:00 am
Post by: Haspen on January 20, 2010, 02:54:09 am
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Code: [Select][ATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH]
Zombies! D:
Post by: moki on January 20, 2010, 12:23:21 pm
If there is ever enough processing power to properly interpret randomly generated (travestied?) creature tags, Toady will surely program the engine for it... random creature genereration has nothing on this ;D
Just imagine the possibilities of pressing the "completely random game" button...
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 20, 2010, 12:27:23 pm
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Post by: Jay on January 20, 2010, 01:56:30 pm
Twas brillig, and the slithy tovesWas I supposed to be unable to read that?
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Post by: Farce on January 20, 2010, 02:31:50 pm
"Urist McUristurist likes marksdwarves for their beardwarves." I like that.
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beardwarves
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bear dwarves
Genius.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 20, 2010, 02:43:06 pm
Unless you never read anything of Lewis Carroll's, no. It's from Jabberwocky. It's just an example of a world translated into nonsensitalk.Twas brillig, and the slithy tovesWas I supposed to be unable to read that?
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Post by: CobaltKobold on January 20, 2010, 04:12:35 pm
"Urist McUristurist likes marksdwarves for their beardwarves." I like that.well, more RG stuff is in the devnotes.
If there is ever enough processing power to properly interpret randomly generated (travestied?) creature tags, Toady will surely program the engine for it... random creature genereration has nothing on this ;D
Just imagine the possibilities of pressing the "completely random game" button...
Post by: Naes Draw on January 20, 2010, 05:48:04 pm
[SHOPKEEPERSONALITY:FRIENDOORS]
- Please, come in!
[HERWORKER_NAME:trainess]
- A female trainer?
[FISHERWORKER_NAME:cats]
- Not the best of ideas in my option...
[SWIM_SPEAK]
- *BLRB-GLUB!*
[ATTACKFLAG_CARNIVORE]
- Huh. You eat with that attack? That's a cool idea.
[trAPPERSONALITY:ADVENTUROUS]
- They would have to be.
[trACTOR_NAME:spears]
-Um, what?
[BUTCHEERFULNESS:0:0]
-Guess you can't butcher it.
[CAN_NAME:dress]
-I call it Steve
[ANIMAL_CAN_CIV]
-Um, you're missing a few tags there.
[DESCRIPTION:An odd being, a female
humanoid with cats]
-Crazy cat lady!
Post by: Dakk on January 20, 2010, 08:48:14 pm
[RELIGION_MAKER] - And Jesus had this one
[BIOMESTIC_PET] - A pet that can only be raised in the wild
[START:ANIMAL_PLANDALIST] - Thats a bad start, baaaaad
[SIEGE_POP_NUMBER:15:30] - "SIR LOTS OF PEOPLE DISAPPEARED DURING THE SIEGE, THERE'S ONLY 30 LEFT!"
[liKES_SOCKS:COMMON] - Sooooooocks
[PERMITTED_JOB:GLASSTRUCTION:PUNISH_SETTED_JOB:WEAPON_HARP] - GLASSTRUCTION
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_CARPENT_EXOTIC_PRODUCTS] - This means you can shop on ebay
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANY_GROUP_NUMBER:PUNISH_CARPENTITY] - Lots of people are working towards punishing those carpenters!
[ETHIC:KILL_ACTOR] - As long its Bob Saget, I'm in.
[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMING] - Toady's tag
[TWO_HANDERER] - This person aways carries things with two hands
[WEAPON_SPHERE:GRASSAULT:PUNISH_SERIOUS] - THE ELVES GOT THE GRASS ON THEIR SIDE
[TOY:ITEM_SHIRT:COMMON] - "Guess what I got you to christmas, sonny!" "Waaaaaaat" "A SHIRT!" "OMG YEY"
[CREATURE:GRASSTRUMENT_FLESHERBALL:EVIL] - Sounds like one of the new titans, it sounds better then a living ball of vomit, anyway
[CHILD:1] -Currently used by Chinese dwarves
Post by: Ruttiger on January 21, 2010, 12:00:13 pm
Post by: Naes Draw on January 21, 2010, 12:47:36 pm
Ohhh. Can we have this one?
I also got one I lost but it was something about playing with themselves... I'm a bit at a loss there.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 21, 2010, 04:04:03 pm
[WEAPON_ENT:ITEM_ARROW:COMMON] - I don't think ents would be keen on arrows.. or as arrows...
[CURRENCY:GOBLING_RATE:ELF] - Erm, uh.. what's the gobling exchange rate on elves?
[HEAD:COMMON] - Good for creatures and coins alike!
[trACE:UNTHINKABLE] - Thieves and hackers flock to this civ.
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT:WAR:NAME_SUPPORT:ANY_SAME_WAR] - I can't quite make it out. Something about eating anyone whose name is the same as the current war you're fighting.
[PANTS_PANTS_GREAT] - Great pants.
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL_TRAPCOMP_ENORMOUSTACHE_TEMPLATE:BRAINER] - Yeah, you can do it if you don't break your brain figuring out what it means.
[CAN_HAMMER_WAR] - Pretty neat, I'd say.
[CREATURE_MAKER] - Erm, yeah...
[WOOD_ANIMALS:UNCOMMON] - Yeah, you don't see them much. Except in sieges.
[ARMOR:ITEM_TRAPCOMP_MENACINGS:COMMON] - Well, these ARE dwarves. One of these days they'll figure out ways to make armor menacing with enormous corkscrews.
[WEAPON:ITEM_SHOES_BOOTS_LOW:COMMON] - Will this thing please stop making GWB references?
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_HAMMER] - Dwarves can wear hammers ANYWHERE. And instead of ANYTHING.
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_DRUM] - If one became sapient, you too would do something awful to it after a few nights.
[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_EXTREME_ROAD:NAME:horn] - This makes an odd sort of sense. But I don't see a point in modifying just the horn, some suspension and drivetrain work would also be needed.
Post by: Jay on January 21, 2010, 05:35:02 pm
[WEAPON_MACY]♫Everything's better at Macy's.. We're known as the quality weapon store...♫
Post by: Eagle0600 on January 21, 2010, 10:37:30 pm
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL_TRAPCOMP_ENORMOUSTACHE_TEMPLATE:BRAINER]
ENORMOUSTACHE
Used car salesmen?
Post by: Vester on January 25, 2010, 08:33:39 am
[WEAPON_ENT:ITEM_ARROW:COMMON] - I don't think ents would be keen on arrows.. or as arrows...
Not to mention the fact that what this entry proposes is physically impossible. And therefore dwarfy.
Post by: Naes Draw on February 13, 2010, 11:01:45 am
[CREATURE_TEMPLATEGORY:HEAD] - What it uses after you get stomped.
[USE_SIDEBURNS:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD_POSIT] - No, sideburns go on the head.
[PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE:DWARF] -What happens when you don't stop the infection?
Post by: Dude_Jebawe on February 14, 2010, 03:39:12 am
[SKILL:SWORD_DWARVEN_2HAND] [SKILL:AXE] [ADJECTIVE:dwarven] [MATERIAL_SIZE:9]
[ITEM_WEAPON_AXE] [WEIGHT:80] [MINIMUM_SIZE:9] [TWO_HAND] [SKILL:SWORD_DWARVEN_HANDED:5]
[WEIGHT:
I wonder what a handed sword is?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 14, 2010, 03:50:20 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 17, 2010, 11:40:35 am
[CON:BACKFLAG_CARD_FLIER] - I'm not sure what it is, but it sounds awesome.
[MELTING_POINTER] - What happens when you hook up one of those cheap laser pointers to a car battery.
[VALUE:2LUNG:20] - With the new butcher system incoming, it's only to be expected.
[ARMOR_SHIRT:GUTS] - Er... ouch.
[NOT_BULLER] - Whatever a buller is, that's not it.
[NAME:blues unknown bronze by it bear claw] - Some hardcore blues there...
[CONTYPE:HEAD_BLUDGEON] - At least it's a specially made head.
[ADJ:ironze/brainbow] - Brainbow... too much mushrooms, methinks.
Post by: Haspen on March 17, 2010, 12:28:19 pm
[BOILING_POINTS:ORGANS:HEAR] - Remember, ears are vulnerable!
[liMP_TEM_TOY_SIC_2PARTBODYGLOSS_METAL:IRONMENTACKFLAG_CAN_LITY:8850]
[ANVIRON_RANGER:3:0:1] - Sounds like kind of cyborg.
[NAME:AQUAMAGE:30] - Lol, Aquamage!
[CHILDINGER] - I don't wanna know.
[BOILING_POINTS:ORGANS:HEART:GUTS:THROAT:NECK:MAIN:5FINGED] - Oh, so not only ears?
[FANCE:kick:kickle:toy silvermarine]
[ATTACLES:MOUTH]
[CLUSTERABLEED:2500] - You bleed with clusters? Ouch...
[liKES_FIGHTING_POINTELLYROT]
[FANCE:kicks:shrusts with one of cold hits:blink with eye and slaps:1:1:2] - New fighting techniques...
[MELTING:odd, missharp claw:claws:1:4]
[BP:fiery in craftine:STONE:CRAFTS]
[CREATHE] - Seems you can make creature-making creatures now.
[RIGHTINGDESTROYERING_POINT:13168]
[trAPAVOID_JOINT:1]
[DAMBLOODTYPE:METAL:ARMANOID_DENSITY:ANY_LANDARD] - Moar cyborgs?
[DAMAGE:30] - So simple, so useful.
[DIFFICULTING_POINT:110]
[FIXED_TEN_LEARNED]
[MAXAGE_PERSONAL] - You die of old age when you want.
Post by: Mapleleaf on March 17, 2010, 01:59:07 pm
[ETHIC:TORTURE:BLADER] ouch
[CULL_SYMBOL:ART_FACE:ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE] oh my god these orcs are horrible
[ETHIC:TOR] awesome
[WEAPON:PANTS] wrestlers can finally use their favorite weapons!
[ITEM_WEAPON_BOOTS:ITEM_PANTHER:10]
[PERMITTED_HELM:ITEM_TROLL_SYMBOL:ALL:NEGATORY] Trolling symbols, a capital offence.
[POPULATED_JOB:LYING] these guys are seriously evil :v
EDIT:
[CHILDNAME:grizzly bear] ahahhaah
[CURIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER] THE CURIOUS GUZZLER
[VALURANT:GRAL:dwarven beer:6:0:1]
Post by: PTTG?? on March 17, 2010, 02:42:15 pm
Also, [CURIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER] is a real tag.
Post by: praguepride on March 17, 2010, 02:44:44 pm
Post by: praguepride on March 17, 2010, 02:55:21 pm
[NAME:FIREIMMUNE_SALTWATE_FREQUIPS] - So ferocious it's all in caps! Beware the FIREIMMUNE_SALTWATE_FREQUIPS! I'll just call them Frequips for now, no need to be formal.
[BIOME:giant] - Giant...giant what? Or do they just appear wherever things are giant?
[BODY:HUMANOID:250:1] - no wonder it's biome is giant!
[NOFEARS:5TOES:2EYES:MOUTH] - it has no fear of 5 toes, 2 eyes or a single mouth!
[ATTACK:SPINE:BRONT_SEEKINSECOND:BYTYPE:MOUTH] - ok, so it attacks by using it's spine to bront_seekinsecond your mouth?
[ATTACKFLAG_CAN_CHASM] :o oh god, you had best beware of frequips before they chasm you! It chasms you with it's SPINE!
[SWIM_SPEAK] - that's pretty awesome, it can talk underwater!
[LARGE_PRESTROYER:2] - oh man, it just gets worse and worse. Frequips can destroy your stuff before you even build it! They PRESTROY your fort!
[liKES_FIGHTFORE] - it likes to fight ahead, and why shouldn't it? It chasms you...with it's spine!
[STAND_TEMPERSONALITTER_NUMBER:5] Glad to know they have 5 STAND_TEMPERSONA's at a time
[MODVALUE:NOSE:BRAIN:2HEARNIVORE] - what the hell is a hearnivore? Is that someone who eats sound!?
Post by: Alrenous on March 18, 2010, 05:54:21 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
They detain the ents [ENT:ANY_DETAINING:ACCEPTABLE] to repair their bridge, [ENT_MODIFIER:3] which is the only thing they can live on due to [BIOME:ANY_AXE_BRIDGE], and [PERMITTED_JOB:BRIDGE].
They guard the bridge, alone, [MAX_POP_NUMBER:1], killing anyone who tries to use it. [ETHIC:KILLER] Indeed, they're so vile that any life-affirming farmers will automatically die just by setting foot on the bridge owned by this troll. [START_IMPROVEMENT_KILL_PLANTER]
While they can use hammers and clubs, [CAN_HAMMER][CAN_CLUB], they prefer to kick six times. (Over seven legs per individual?) [STANCE:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kicks:1:1:2:BLUDGEON] Their attack is wintry, [WEAPON:WINTER], causing people to wear their pants for warmth. [WEAPON:PANTER] Their traps, which they set lots of, are similar. [PANTS_SITE:TRIGGER:TRAPCOMMON]. If you prove resistant to pantings, they'll lay siege to you. [SIEGE_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE].
Their obsession with pants is primarily about modesty, which they use as a secondary, but very exciting, magical weapon. [ATTACK:SECOND:BYTYPE:MODESTY:EXCITEMENT]
You can tell when the bridge you're coming up to is guarded, because the road will be missing chunks, which the great beast wears, [ARMOR_ROAD], with great delight. [ARMOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE].
Having panted, clubbed, hammered, or kicked you to death, they'll often keep your corpse for a rainy day, if you're human or halfling. [INSTRUMENT_HUMAN] [TOY_HALFLING]. With these, they make horrible fools of themselves, with great dedication. [ETHIC:ASSMAKER] Everyone else is ground for bread, even other bridge trolls. [RELIGION:MILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]
When they're not killing trespassers or playing with the remains, they make their livelihood in various bridge related ways. Primarily they fish, [PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS] and gain magical power by ritually banishing some of their catch from the bridges territorial waters. [PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_EXILED]. Although they do not scruple at banishing other animals as well. [PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMALS:ACCEPTABLE]. Sometimes, if you stay well back from the bridge, they can be induced to trade, but their coin is bodyguards, living or dead. [CURRENCY_BODYGUARDS]
As surprising as it might seem in such a bizarre creature, they must learn to swim, and they learn with their brain. Not convinced they're bizarre? They swim with their mouth. [SWIMS_LEARMS:BRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH]
And mouth-swim is only the beginning. They're pretty ugly. [SCOUTDOOR_FACE]. Yes, their faces look like postern gates. So ugly that natural selection has allowed them to remain juveniles for incredibly long times, to avoid the duties of maturity. [CHILD:150] During this time, they're less ugly. [CHILDNAME:baby calves] Lest you think it's just their face, their insulating fat appears to be heinous orc-bear hybrids. [LAYERING:evil bearorcs]
It is speculated that this is related to both their excitement at modesty, and the following...
[PANTS_TROLLABLE] means they're both pant-wearing trolls, and will troll/grief you with their pants, to, obviously, get you to wear pants.
Despite their vile natures and appearances, they will often take orphaned pony foals and baby horsamammoths into their home and nuture them, even if only for the milk, [HOME:pony foal:pony mammoth:woolly goat's milk:7:0:0:1] which they use in the arcane art of milkery. [USE_MILKERY] It is unknown what they use the milkery for, but their modesty attacks is one possibility.
Post by: Rotten on March 19, 2010, 09:14:27 pm
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[SWIMS_INNAMINHUNTERINHUNTERINHUNTERINHUNTE]
Post by: Cheddarius on March 22, 2010, 10:00:56 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on March 23, 2010, 12:18:05 am
Is there a thread for other travesties?
Nah, but you can put them here. Maybe combine them with DF travisties. "It was a dark and stormy:HAMMERDWARF:PANTS_PANTS_PANTS:10000]"
Post by: Odd!x on March 23, 2010, 02:39:23 am
can I get an explanation of this hysterical nonsense?
Post by: Haspen on March 23, 2010, 02:40:41 am
I have no idea what's going on in here, but I'm laughing so hard I'm crying :*D
can I get an explanation of this hysterical nonsense?
You put game raws into this:
http://www.eskimo.com/%7Erstarr/poormfa/travesty.html
And you post whatever nice bits it spits out.
Post by: Odd!x on March 23, 2010, 02:55:49 am
[GNAWER:gnawed] redundant, but good to know as well
[WEBBER:gnawed] sounds sticky
[SPEED:900] I don't know how speed works in this game, but this is either REALLY FAST or REALLY SLOW
[GRASSTRING:gentle buzz] sounds lovely?
[BODYGLOSS:INSECT:BODY:2LUNG:right flipper arm] UGH WHAT IS THAT
Post by: Haspen on March 23, 2010, 03:03:36 am
[SPEED:900] I don't know how speed works in this game, but this is either REALLY FAST or REALLY SLOW
The lower number in raws, the faster speed in game. However, [SPEED:1000] is 'default' value ;P
So just a little bit faster.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 23, 2010, 03:27:30 am
[MATGLOSS_SAME_SUPPORT:ANY_GREATH_BRIDGE] - Special bridge material?
[WEAPON:BREAKING:knuckle nature] - Knuckle nature. Breaking weapon. Let me guess, Knuckles the Echidna?
[MATGLOSS_STONE:CLUSTIFICELLOW] - Clustificellow. I gotta write it down somewhere.
[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_CARF_HEAD_CONSTONE:CLUSTER_SMALL:SIEGE:NAME:ANY_SAPIENTARY:CLUSTER] - After a little thought, it seems the job is to throw small clusters of potash stones at the heads of sapient-ish creatures that come in large clusters during a siege. Huh. Makes sense.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_AS_EXILE:15] - This, however, I don't know. Exile as torture maybe, but torture as exile?
[COLOR:ITEM_SHOES:ITEM_IMPROGREEZING:PERMITTED_JOB:GLASSION:ITEM_WEAPON_CLOTHERBANDALIGION_SWORD_SHIER:PUNISH_CAN_LEAD:ARTZ_ROCK] - Alright, I'm not going to even try. Improgreezing items sound neat though. And artz definetly rock.
[MATGLOSS_STONE:MOUNDER] - Special stone for mounds.
[CHILD:ITEM_TRAPCOMMON] - This is just cruel. Both in "Child as bait in trap" and "Child as trapcomponent" meanings.
[SIEGE:VIOLENTURQUOIST] - If I'm sieged by violent turquoise ventriloquists, I'm leaving.
[WANDARK_FOR_LEARTIFIER:512] - Wandark for Leartifier! Don't let our country's fate be decided by fools, vote now!
[ENVIRONMENT:IGN] - Well, it's not Gamespy, at least.
[SIEGE:NAME_SUPPORT:METAMON] - This siege supports Digimon.
[GEM:harlequirrel] - You dig it out, it mocks you, then steals your nuts (ow!) and burrows back in.
[LARGE_EVIL] - Elephants. Demons, to a lesser extent.
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_CLOTHERER] - We just found a job more despised than the fish cleaner.
[trAPCOMP_MENACINGS:COMMON] - The dwarfiest tag after [HAS_BEARD].
Post by: Haspen on March 23, 2010, 03:30:38 am
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_CLOTHERER] - We just found a job more despised than the fish cleaner.
Now I'm wondering if it means dwarf making clothes from dead fish scales or dwarf dressing dead fishes in clothes...
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 23, 2010, 03:34:35 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 23, 2010, 03:31:13 pm
[ETHIC:KILL_ENGRASP:pulsation]
[trIBUTCHER] - Butchering with a trebuchet? Or just triple-butchering?
[USE_BOOTS_STONE] - Mafia at its finest.
[SPEC:SLUGMANOID] - I'm still waiting for Graboids, but this is rather close.
[USE_ANTS:COMMON] - That's nothing. Fear the civ that has [USE_BEES:COMMON]!
[TILE:CHRYST] - Going religious?
[CREASON:PUMPERCUSSING:gent, sourmaline:STP] - Okay, doesn't really make sense, but PUMPERCUSSING made me lol.
[SMELTINEER] - A pioneer of smelting?
[SMELTING:stal hunger bars] - Stal hunger bars. ("Stal'" is russian for "steel") Very dwarven food.
[SMALL_ACTION:ITEM_WEAVE_AS_EXILE:100:2:BAR:VIOLENT:1:7:0:7:1] - Remember "torture as exile"? This is probably worse.
[WEAPON_SWORD_FLESHWATER_SMALL_ACTIVE_SUCKLER] - It's a small, active flesh-water suckler sword. I'm not sure I want to be on either end of it.
[NAME:acornamen:slugmantom spiders] - Slugmantom spiders. Yuck.
[REACTIVE_SEASON:SPRING:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - The poor dissectors have already taken their share of punishments in this thread.
[PERMIN_GROUNDERSWIMS_INTRUSIVE:CLUSTER_SMALL:NAME:perch:perch:punch:punch:perch:punch:punch:perch] - It's like you have a fish in one hand, and nothing in the other - punch, perch, perch, punch!
[SHIELD:ITEM_WEAPON_HAVE_ANIMAL_TROPHY_SAVAGE] - Using a weapon that's stuck in an animal as a shield. Impractical, but awesome.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FUN:UNCOMMON_DOMESTIC] - Uh... BDSM?
[SOLID_DENSITY:EVIL:0] - How dense could it be if its density is described as "evil"? :0
[ATTACK_BRONZE_MAKING] - I suppose you attack a Colossus with it.
[VERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_MAKING:creepiness] - So THAT's what's wrong with potash making!
[PENETRATES_SHOES:ITEM_HELM:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_INSTRUCTION:ROSE_GOLD] - I know a lot of other things that penetrate shoes, but these are probably the most common.
[ENVIRONMENT_DRUM] - Ringworld?
[EXTRACTOR] - We require more Vespene Gas!
[liKES_SOCKS:COMMON] - I think this came up already, but it's worth repeating if it did.
[PANTS:ITEM_HELM_TURBAN:UNTOWARD] - Using pants as a turban is untoward, yes. The other way around is probably more uncomfortable though.
Post by: PTTG?? on April 15, 2010, 07:32:32 pm
[ATTACK_PENETRATIONS]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD:CHEEK:cheek]
This is the detail plan OF the detail plan. Fractal plans!
[MANNERISM_CHESTNUT:1:PUMPKIN:1:IRIS_EYE_GRAY:1:OCHRE:1:PALE_TEMPLATE]
My mannerism is chestnuts.
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:2000000]
Two million percent!
[PET_EXEMPTIONS_FROM_ROT]
Yeah, you're definitely going to hope that your pets are at least mostly exempt from rot.
[SELECT_SYMBOL:REMAINING:reclusive them. Even back will use the empty-eyed skin:SINGULAR]
Not exactly sure here whether this is particularly coherent or particularly incoherent.
[NOPAIN]
This is a regular tag. I just wanted to say that when I saw it, I immediately thought [NOGAIN].
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:SIDEBURNS:STANCE:700]
I think this is suggesting that you stand on your sideburns.
[SWIMS_INFECTION:SUMMER_WAR]
Why does this sound like a computer game title?
[BODY_DETAIL:NAIL:NAIL:NAIL]
[HAMMER:HAMMER:HAMMER]
[MENIAL_TEMPLATE]
[TSU_NOUN:nose]
[SUN_TSU_NOUN:art:war]
[MANNERISM_STRIKE]
Attack with Chestnut!
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_PRETENSION_PERC:100:110:130:20]
For those of us with pretentious ribcages.
[INSTRUMENTS]
Every band should have this tag.
[BRAG_ON_KILL_PLANT:64]
...
Post by: Skie on April 15, 2010, 08:11:53 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on April 15, 2010, 08:13:16 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 16, 2010, 03:32:53 am
[ATTACK:BLACK_FLAIL:20] - Can I have a blue flail?
[ATTACK:EDGE/BLUE:2] - Apparently I can, but not a flail.
[ATTACK_COLOR:7:1] - And now it's white, too.
[USE_MATE:LIQUID:frozen be axes:NO_SUBORDINATE] - Something about using liquid mates that aren't subordinates... and frozen axes?
[NAME:blue garning donies] - It may just be an IFW, but it cracks me up.
[NAME:long horse's milk] - Longcat's big brother.
[SUBORD_LOW ZIRCOAL:1] Lower to obey cheese] - All glory to hypnocheese?
[TISSUE_NAME:puppied herry of ands.] - Sounds cute.
[PUS:LIQUID:hooved horse cheese] - And this sound awful.
[USE_MATE:LAY_CONTACK_SKIN:1:ECRU:1:DARD_MATE] - Uhh...
Post by: Typoman on April 16, 2010, 04:24:36 am
Post by: Lobos on April 16, 2010, 04:55:03 am
[BONE:CHOCOLOR:6:0:2000] Your bones are 2000 percent chocolate.
[USE_MATE] You use your
[BLOOD:BY_TOKEN:LFTOE5:HAIR] Your left toes are made of hair.
[MILK:MILK:200] you milk the milk. I see nothing wrong.
[MULTIPLE_CHILD_BODY_APPEACH:1:DARK_TAUPE_PALE] Your children have multiple bodies composed entirely out of colors.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 16, 2010, 05:05:13 am
Quote
[BLOOD:BY_TOKEN:LFTOE5:HAIR] Your left toes are made of hair.Correction: Your blood is made from the hair on your left fifth toe.
Post by: Raz on April 16, 2010, 07:21:01 am
Post by: Ma88hew on April 16, 2010, 06:34:52 pm
[CAST_TISSUE_LAYER:SQUARE] (square tissue?)
[APPEARANCE_MAJOR_MOD_IMPORTANCIFUL] (An appearance of a major mod! This is very importifanciful.)
[HAS_NERIAL_TEMPLATERIAL_PLATE:EYE:EYE_CLASH] (The eye clashes with the nerial temperature plate!)
[BONECK] (bones in your neck...?)
[TISSUE_LAYER:LEGLER] (Legler tissue?)
[SELECT_PEND if thand pointrol the humanoid dance protterns]
[BLOOD:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:5FINGS:HAIR] (Blood types: finger, hair...)
[APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:DEEP_VOID_JOINTS:MOUTH:500] (Void jointed mouth.)
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASSTRIKE](Bulbasaur! Grasstrike!)
[POPULARGE_PALE:200] (The populace is mainly large and pale.)
[GETS_INFECT_PER:BROADNES:25:700] (Don't get too large, you might get infected!)
[SWIM_SPEED:2EARANCE:70:90:90:110:1550:125] (It's easiest is you swim WITHOUT using your ears...)
[CREATEGORY:THICK:PUS:PUMPKIN:FACIAL:HAIR_TISSUE_LAYER:GAPS:0:5000] (Thick pumpkin pus facial hair!? With gaps in it.)
[ATTACK_SKIN] (Go for the skin!)
[SWIMS_INNATIONS:LOCAL_HAIR] (I knew it! Dwarves swim with their beards!)
[SET_TISSUE_TISSUE_LAYERSONALITTERIES] (A personal tissue layer litter.)
[FANCE_MATEGORY:EARANCE_MOD_NOUN:earse-like them. It right] (It right!)
[BENIGH_CHIN:FACIER:DEEP_VOICE:70:95:98:100] (Its all in the chin, right? And deep voices are fancy!)
[NAMON:A gigglin:gores] (Gigglin' gores...)
[ATTACHEEK_WHISKERSON] (Attach the whiskers on the cheek)
Post by: Untelligent on April 16, 2010, 08:48:41 pm
[OBJECTOPLATER_MODIFIER:STABLE:START_GROUP:BY_TYPE:SUBTER]
[ATTACT_CATERS] The Hulk's will made venom]
[BIOME:bees:slime]
[BODYPART:BY_TYPE:LAYER:BROAMING] Broaming!
[SPECIAL:LOCAL_CREATURE_MATE:SOLID:BROADNESS:GENERAL]
[USE_MAT:JELLING:BODYPART:BY_TYPE:LIQUIPS]
[HOME:bee stings
a golems:nine bottles of beer easty sents]
[FEMALED] I don't want to know.
[liGAME:slime thing the of slime]
[USE_MATEGORY:TOOT]
[SPEEDING]
[COLOR_MODIFFICULAR]
[STATE_CREATIVE]
[SPEED:VASCULAR]
[PREFIX:NONESS:STATEGORY:BEES:LOCALIZE_DILUTES:ALL_ACT_PERC:5000:100:RESISTABLE:STATE_NAME:GLASM]
Post by: Cheddarius on April 16, 2010, 09:22:35 pm
There's a prefix called "Noness". So you have words like nonesscooked or nonessbooze. Now, it's trying to define Noness. It's in a certain... "stategory". Bear with me here. The stategory says that noness' meaning is "of or pertaining to bees, usu. dilute yet localized near a certain point, esp. when for every bee that is in existence, 50 bees are acting [5000% acting percentage]"
Now, it further defines noness- by saying that unlike, say, George Clooney's rogueish grin, it is resistable - thus, for example, a nonesspunch would be (as we now know) a punch made with some sort of low-power bee-attraction bracelet, such that bees were clustered around the fist yet not quite dense, that the quantum bee force (see On The Existence Or Non-existence Of Bees, Urist McSchroedinger, OH GOD BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, Urist McBeekeeper et al.) guaranteed a much higher amount of bee actions than actual bees, and finally that could be, say, easily dodged.
Finally, the ending defines some other aspects of the word; much like a dictionary might list "extraordinarily" as the adverb after the main listing of "extraordinary", it defines something that is noness to be in the state of "glasm", or as some literary experts are calling it nowadays, "ur mum".
Post by: Vertigon on April 16, 2010, 10:07:13 pm
Post by: Odd!x on April 17, 2010, 12:12:13 am
words
you've gone so far beyond the faintly visible lines of madness and literary obsession that you've wrapped around and gone over them again into a place that isn't a place, which is to say, where even death may die. If you stated this post verbally, you'd rend the fabric of reality asunder and dance around naked with the scraps of it tucked under your armpits.
Post by: Boksi on April 17, 2010, 05:20:06 pm
[BODY_DETAIL:NAIL:NAIL:NAIL]
[HAMMER:HAMMER:HAMMER]
[TSU_NOUN:nose]
[SUN_TSU_NOUN:art:war]
I have a new sig now.
Post by: Untelligent on April 17, 2010, 07:39:34 pm
[ATTACK:BITEMPLATE:CLASSTROYER:VERTEBRAINABLE:SKIN]
[SWIMS_INFECTIONS]
[SELECTIVE]
[BODY_SIZE:1:LIQUID] Raindrop titan!
[MULTING]
[HASM]
[CURIORITY:500]
[BODYPARTBRAINABLE] Yes!
[USE_TEMPLATE:CHILDING:soporious foul breath]
[DESCRIPTIONS_FROM_ROT]
[CURIOUSBEAST_EXISTS_INFECT_PER]
[MELTIPLY_VALUE:5000] My new favorite verb now.
[PET_EAT:BLOOD:LIQUID] Blood for the blood dog!
[MALED]
[CURIOUSBEAST_ITE_NAMENTS:LOCAL_TEMPLATTACK_VERTERIALATERIAL:ALL:STABLE]
Post by: Chariot on April 19, 2010, 10:24:40 pm
[PLAY_COOKED] -- EZ bake!
[MATE_NAME_ADJ:LIQUID:dwarven stard] -- Uh...
[PLATE_NAME_ADJ:GAS:dwarven dwarven dwarven rye strawberry jam] -- Thats not a plate, its a hardened mess
[PICKED_COOKED] -- So... you cook it before you pick it?
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MALE_TISSUE:HAIR] -- Not the beard!
[BODY_DETAIL:2EYES:HEAD:SIDE_FROM_ROT] -- Sounds unpleasant
[DESCRIPTIONS:NECK:1] -- Yep
[REMOVE_MATE] -- :(
[TLCM_NOUN:eyes:crayfish:crapping that liver fish.] -- I... uh... er...
[DESCRIPTIONS] -- COMMENTS
[REMOVE_MODIFIER:BLACK_SKIN] -- Travesty generator is racist...
[BIOME:cave mussel] -- Must be a parasite
[USE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:GENERATE:PUS:LIQUID] -- So... the broader you are, the more pus you generate?
[ATTACK_SKILL:SKIN] -- Must be a shark
[MAXAGE_POISON] -- Lives until poisoned
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 19, 2010, 11:51:06 pm
[PANT_MAXAGE_PANTS:ORGANIMALE_POP_SILVER] - The pants live until, uh... your male organs pop silver?? D:
[PERMITTED_REACH:100] - A human being size 7000.. rather short hands there.
[BENDING] - Bender [BENDING] Rodriguez!
[NAME_ADJ:GAS:boilings. It is weighted oness consort:diplomat:shear call yellow and temp value jay pewter gregulatizon copper captain:SIEGENTITY:600] - Sounds like Star Trek, but with geology babble. "Shear call yellow, and temp value jay pewter gregulatizon copper, Captain!"
[TOY:ITEM_PANTS_SCIMITTER] - A scimitar in the pants is not a toy! Neither is a "scimitter".
[ATTACKS:195084] - The monster punches you in the face! x195084
[PERMITTED_JOB:BODYPART] - Like something out of Power Rangers.
[PROVE_TYPE:MEET_MORER] - "And to prove your good intentions, you must... meet Morer." (dun-dun-duuun)
[ATTACK_FLAG_ONLY_COLOR:7:0:0] - Attack only if it's white on black!
[BENDING2] - Like [BENDING], but upgraded.
[GENERATION_DAGGER_PET] - A dagger-generating pet? Or generating pet daggers?
[ATTACK_PRECEDED] - So first there's an attack, and then this happens.
Post by: PTTG?? on April 20, 2010, 01:15:45 am
Those and [DESRIPTIONS]. If applied to fortress mode units, it renames them things like "GENERIC HAULERNUMBER4268" or "UNIT THATWILLDIEFETCHINGASOCK" or "JUST ANNOTHERBOOZEDRINKINGTANTRUMWAITINGTOHAPPEN".
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 20, 2010, 02:49:44 am
[ITEM_WEAPONSIBILITY:110] - This item is very plausible as a weapon.
[BENDING_POISON] - ...!!!
[NAME:longnose of 3 gold]
[DO_NOBILITY:1862] - How does one "do" nobility?
[REQUESTNUT:14684] - Describes about any noble.
[REMOVEMENT_ELASTICITY:8930] - I can't help but chuckle at the concept.
[PERM:10:soldiers:PLURAL] - 10 soldiers is indeed plural.
[TOY_BODY_APPLICABLE] - ...
[BENDING_POPULAR_ELASTICITY:LAW_MATE] - Bending popular elasticity is the law, mate!
[GETS:ITEM_SHOES:2EYE:EYE] - Would be funnier in different order - 2EYE gets ITEM_SHOES, ends up as just EYE...
[BENDING:64] - Bending 64, a remake of Bending 2 for the Nintendo 64...
[BODY_AXE_BREW] - A new dwarven commodity, no doubt.
[ATTACK_CONTAIN:FORESPON_RANGEON_SPHERMININGDOME:grackbird has long streaver] - I'm not even going to comment...
[RELIGION:AUTUMINORGANSLAVERTEBRAG_WITH] - "When you wake up in the morning, consider Autuminorganslavertebrag_With!"
[USE_MODIFIER:BRIDGE] - Division by bridge yields zero. Multiplication by bridge also yields zero. Just about any action a bridge can do to you will result in a zero.
[FLIER:NOT_APPOINT:1000] - Can't fly unless appointed? By 1000 people? Total or majority?
[REAGENEMIES] - "Do Not Mix"
[ETHIC:KILL:UGLY] - Pretty much any race fighting Orks or equivalents.
[BENDINING2] - Horror-action spinoff, "The Bendining 2".
Post by: Haspen on April 20, 2010, 04:50:40 am
I must download the new version and do some travesty myself :D
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 20, 2010, 02:34:41 pm
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_ENGINEER] - Talk about intelligent design...
[BENDING:10000] - Bending 10K, a remake of the original Bending set in a far-future setting.
[BENDING_CIV_NUMBER:1] - There can bend only one!
[BENDING:SOAP_MAKING2] - Bending: the new soap making?
[BENDONS] - regular Mooks in The Bendining.
[BENDERS:NEGATORSION] - Action-RPG spinoff, focusing around the characters of "Bending 2" and their battles against the negative torque dimension.
[BENDONSTRIKE] - Licensed action-simulator remake following the events of Benders:Negatorsion from the perspective of a helicopter pilot.
[BENDINING:SOAP_MASS:90:95:98:10] - Fun Facts about The Bendining! The four little chunks of soap on the floor of the dark bathroom scene weigh exactly 90, 95, 98, and 10 grams!
[BENDS:55845] - More Fun Facts about The Bendining! Over the course of the entire series, the heroes encounter exactly 55845 bends!
And now for something completely different:
[CULL:SILVERB:bite of the captain:ranged bismuth bronze]
Post by: AnotherDwarvernDeath on April 20, 2010, 03:03:53 pm
[CREATURAL_PLATEGORY:TOE:NAIL_POISON:A larger-than-average wolf venom]
[PLURAL_CREATURE:WOLF_VERB:scratch:scratches that cause you!] -Obviously how the creature mates.
[GETS_WOLF_GAS:poison wolf venom] -disgusting, yet effective way to distribute its poison
[USE_MATE]
[GETS_WOLF_GAS:boiling poison wolf with greenish fur. It bite you!] -more wolf gas!
[OBJECTED_CLASS:SKIN] -racist against skin
Post by: Cheddarius on April 20, 2010, 06:02:18 pm
[DUTY_BOULDER] - I can't recall the name, but wasn't this one of the punishments in Hell?Do you mean Sisyphus, in Hades? He was forced to drag a boulder up a hill, at which point it would fall down again.
Post by: AnotherDwarvernDeath on April 20, 2010, 07:28:27 pm
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:BARONZE_MAIL_ACCOUNTAINER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUMANDALIGION:HUMAND:1] -humandaligion = believing in humans
[TOLERATORTURE_FORGE]
[POSITION_SWORD_LOCATION:WAR]
[DO_NOT_APPALL:FLOW_MATTER]
[FLASHES] -Dear Toady, this NEEDS TO BE IN THE GAME
Post by: Cheddarius on April 20, 2010, 07:35:06 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 21, 2010, 07:19:11 am
[FRIES] - I wouldn't mind some.
[SHEATHER] - If it's a profession, it's more lousy than the fish clotherer.
[DO_NOT_CATER] - I didn't plan to!
[REMOVER:NO_SUBTYPE:METALCRAFTERIES] - I shall remove ALL METALCRAFTERIES!!!
[WEAPON_MAKERS] - Guild.
[WEAPON_RACE_MODIFIER:1] - Weapon races. Great. Next time, it'll be weapon castes. Not to mention weapon racism.
[BENDING:SMELTING:15] - Bending is 15 times harder than smelting.
[TENANTS_BARRED_JOB:SOAP] - It's a lousy hotel if the tenants can't use soap...
[ITEM_WEAPON_MATE_TEMPT] - A weapon that... tempts you... to mate. Once again, I'd rather not be on either end of it. Well, I guess it depends, but... nah, rather not risk it.
[USE_FOR_ARMOR_TOMB:15000] - I dare say 15 thousand of anything will make a pretty armored tomb.
[PERMITTED_BY:DRUID:lay pewter billoy if disting tin] - I'm not sure if that's something a druid would permit...
[READERER] - I'm imagining a horrible monster that stalks people and forces them to... read. Ugh. *shudders*
[BOILING:PUS:PUNISH_DING] - "If this pus boils, I'm gunna ding ya!"
[USE_MATE:CARP] - ... the implications here are too awful to imagine.
[PRODUCT_FRACTURE:ACCEPTABLE] - Warranty expires three seconds after purchase.
[PRECEDENSIBILITY:58] - I like this word. It seems to indicate that the chance of an event similar to the described event type having occured some time in the past is 58%.
[ATTACK_PEAR_ELASTIC_PENEMIES] - Peeear!... Elastiiiiic!... Penemyy!... ATTAACK!!! *shishboomcrashbouncesplortch*
[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGE:NAME_FRACTION] - This guy sits on a tower in the middle of a siege and thinks up names for fractions. Well, it beats being a sheather, in any case.
[WANDALISM:NO_MAIN] - Wandalism! Like vandalism, but with wizards! Because they have wands!
[BENDINING_YIELD:100] - This is somehow related to the Bendining, I just know it.
[PERMITTED_COLOR:0:0:0] - In the immortal words of Henry Ford, "You can have it be any color, as long as the color is black."
[REQUIRED_JOB:FISH_CABLE] - Fish require cable now? We barely have enough funds for aerial antennae!
[PERMITTED_JOB:BOWYERS:FLUTE] - Well, if the flute is long and flexible enough... Hey, a new weapon for a bard! The flute-bow!
[PUNISH_EXECUTTED_OFFICE:1000000] - The office was just executted, do we really need to punish them? A million times?
Post by: AnotherDwarvernDeath on April 21, 2010, 02:25:48 pm
[CREEN_OF_THONG]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:BATTACK] - If you see the bat signal, kill Batman.
[SPON:RESIGNMENTED_INJECT_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] - It's acceptable to inject resignmented symbols... but only for the Civilization of Spon.
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:1] -Tolerate only one sock.
[RESPONSIBILITARY_SCREW] ...
[POSITION_SCREW] ...
[POSITION_SCIMITARY_SCREEN_ONLY_IF_GOOD_REACTION]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:ALL:UNTHINKABLE] - NEVER select all symbols. Even if you are the Spon.
[NAME:poison wolf vapors that cause your eyes to reach to attain of the guards]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 21, 2010, 03:02:37 pm
[OBJECT_PERMITTED_STANDS] - Urist McYoda: "The Object permitted stands..."
[ITEM_PATTER] - I can just imagine this sort of production line with various machinery about, and this guy standing at some point near the conveyor belt, just... patting.. whatever comes through.
[ITEM_HEAR_FUN:A smal bronze barshlantern_pupil_eyes:PLURAL] - I can hear the item... I guess it's a little fun, too.
[MELTING:COMMON] - This version.
[REQUIRED_RACK_CHESTNUT] - A noble. Most definetly.
[RESPONSIBILITY_BOXES:0] - I'm not sure what would "responsibility boxes" be, but there're none here.
[PANTS:ITEM_SHAPE:MON] - Pants. Shaped like a Mon. Well, I guess in Japan...
[GLOVE_FOR_DRESS:5] - What kind of dress needs FIVE gloves? Well, unless it's two gloves and the rest make the dress... Le Wow!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 22, 2010, 03:23:11 pm
[ARMOR_MATS] - And pillow helmets, too. Epic bludgeoning defence.
[ARMOR:BLAND:3] - The reason for inclusion of the Uniforms feature.
[REQUIRED_DETALON] - For pet harpies and tame giant eagles that aren't going into combat.
[PATTERN:PUNISHMENTS:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR_BREWERY:TORT:ANY] - Between torts and using brewery armor (barrels?), this is a rather flimsy punishment pattern. But I guess it never quite gets further than the weapon thing.
[ETHIC:LYING_YIELD:108000000000000] - Their lies are 1.08 quadrillion times more effective than ours! WE'RE DOOMED! Or so they say...
[BENDING_CAP:BY_CART:ACCEPTABLE] - Once wagons start rolling in, you'll need a better bender.
[OUTDOOR_MASON] - What can it do that the indoor variety can't?
[COLOR:BLOOD] - As good as any for dying. (Yo man, we heard you like pretty colored shirts and violence, so we made a new shade of red so you can dye while you die!)
Post by: Genoraven on April 23, 2010, 01:22:41 am
[LEVER]
[HARMITY_WOVEL:15] I....I don't even know. I want it though.
from helm
[MATHREAD] is that math read? Or is it ma thread?
[ITY_WOVERMITY_WOVER_SIZE:helms] This.
[LEVEN_THRED] I thought you levened bead? Not...thred...
Post by: Shakzen on April 23, 2010, 01:38:57 am
[MANOID_JOINTERISM_TONGULAR] lol... just, lol
[GETS_INFECT_CATE:MEMORY:HEAR] this site is awesome
[SET_BP_APP_MOD_NOUND_VS_NARROW:1:IRISM_SMILE] elves never smile...
First one is easily the best lol.
Urist McPatient: "Doctor, what happened to my tongular?"
Urist McDoctor: "It's over there, by your jointerism."
I am so sigging that...
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 23, 2010, 03:07:52 am
[WEAPON:ITEMS_ABOVE_STRUMENSIBILIZATION:25:2] - I can only hope to find out what exactly is "strumensibilization". However, it seems fairly widespread, as few items are above it.
[CHILD_BY:MASTIFIED_OFFICE:1080000] - There's a child by that office on the mast...
[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMS] - "Arm me!"
[SMALL:left fish with a NUMBER:BLACK_FLASTIC_3PART_GRESPON:RLA] - It's a small left fish... with a NUMBER!
[BEND_HARD] - Action blockbuster, the first of a quadrilogy. The plot is something about an office building.
[BENDERS] - Finally.
[ART:GUTS:FEATURE:120] - Nausea Fuel much?
[SHOES_BOOTS_FOOT_FRACTURE:10] - Neat boots. To trade to the elves.
[REAGENT:ANY_GRAY] - "Alchemy, my boy, is a precise science! Now hand me that heap of gray things, whatever they are."
[LEVELS_ABOVE_GREEN-YELLOW_GREEN_ONLY] - Not in proper RAW format. The hyphen should have been a colon.
[CP_COLOR_PATTERN:PUPIL_EYE_DARK_TUNNEL] - If you ever meet a person whose eyes are like a dark tunnel... run.
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTCHERABLE] - Them poor critters.
[TITAN_ATTACK_PRIORITY:MILION] - Yeah...
[USE_ANIMAL_DWARF] - Wha..?
[USE_TISSUE_LAYER_GROUND_IN_LEADER] - Use what in our leader?
[PROGRESSIVE_FREQUENCY:1:1:1:1:1:1:1:1:1] - Actually, that's called constant frequency.
[BRAG_ON_KILL_ENTITY:ACCEPTABLE] - "I destroyed the goblin capital and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
Post by: AnotherDwarvernDeath on April 23, 2010, 03:04:40 pm
[REAPOINKABLANY_HUMBOLOVER] -HUMBOLOVERS!
[DUCKS:250]
[DOOD]
[DUCT:AND_WAR_FOR] -A war over duct tape? Really?
[KINKABLE] -An... uh, important tag for any civilization.
[MAKILL] -STOP STEALING MAKILLS!
[PRON]
[ARF]
Mostly gibberish, yes, but entertaining gibberish.
And some of the usual travesties.
[PERMITTED_BY:CAPTAIN:ALL:UGLY] -Being an ugly captain nets you special privileges.
[PERMITTED_JOB:BLACKS:2] -Only two blacks allowed in the fortress. And apparently, it is considered their jobs to be black. What a terribly racist tag.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TISSUE:HAIR] -Let the hair-pulling commence!
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTCHERABLE] -looks like Sean got this exact same one a little while ago.
Post by: Ratbert_CP on April 23, 2010, 04:46:58 pm
From the elf's (creature, not entity) raw:
[MANOID_JOINTERISM_TONGULAR] lol... just, lol
Urist McDubya?
Post by: Ratbert_CP on April 23, 2010, 04:52:33 pm
[SHOES_BOOTS_FOOT_FRACTURE:10] - Neat boots. To trade to the elves.
Immediately, my mind went to this:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on May 28, 2010, 10:33:51 pm
[SAVAGER:5]
This map is way more savager than at least five others.
[TITATION_COUNTS:MOUND:0:0]
... One "L" short of craziness...
[MOUNTS:GLACIER:2016]
Reminds me of the Ice Giants.
[EVILIZATION]
Best new verb 2010, first place.
[RAIN_SIZE:250]
THat's some big rain...
[LEVATION_NUMBER:528:0:100:400]
Try it; if you say those numbers, you levitate.
[DRAINS:1:1:1:1]
This world... has DRAINS!!!
[NON_NUMBER_1:5]
Actually, I think this is correct. Five is probably not number 1.
[END_YEAR:2016]
That's ominius...
[ALLY_ERODE_EXTREMES:1]
I imagine having a friend with a compact but powerful sandblaster and a grudge against extremists.
From embark profiles:
[SKILL:4:ORGANIZATIONAL_AWARENESSFISH]
A very important skill, I'm sure. A fort is not complete without a legendary Fish Awareness Organizer.
[SKILL:6:SET_PLUMP:STANDARD]
Urist McImmirgrant, Plump Setter, cancels set plump; need settable plump.
[WEAPON:1:PIG_PLUMP]
If dwarves had guns, they would use them to launch pigs. Plump pigs.
[SKILL:6:DRINK:NONE:PLANT_MAT:SAGUARO:WOOD]
This dwarf has 6 skill points in, um, avoiding attempts to drink cactus chunks. Did he take a class or something?
[SKILL:5:WOOD]
O-kay...
[PET:DRINK]
A dwarf's best friend.
And finally, what better way to end than with this:
[END_YEAH]
Post by: LukeRM on May 29, 2010, 12:30:04 am
From entity files:
[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGEAMMO_BALLIST]
[RELIGNMENIAL_WORK_EXEMPTION]
[ARMOR_DRUID]
[WEAPON:BRASSINGSTART_GROUP_NUMBER:RING]
[PUNISH_CLOAK:COOK]
[SHOES:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORD_SHOES_SITE:CAVE]
[INDIDATES_BREASTPLAINING:1500]
[CLOTHIC:EATURE_AGRESPASSMAKINGSTA]
[HELM:COMMAND_MAKE_SUPPORT:ACCEPTABLE]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 29, 2010, 03:45:12 pm
[AMBUSH_CLERK] - They pop up from behind bushes and ask you to fill these fifteen forms in triple.
[DO_NOT_CHARGE] - Do not dispose of in fire, and watch the polarity.
[PERMITTED_BY:DUNGEON]
[PERMITTED_CANCEL_SYMBOL:ALL]
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL_MAKER] - Sometimes you want to do that, yes.
[ARMOR_FIRED_JOB:WOOD] - Wood... fired.. job.. there's a joke there, but I can't get it right.
[REQUIRED_JOB:SOAP_ROAD]
[COLOR:ITEM_THINKABLE] - At least something is thinkable for a change.
[REQUIRED_OUTDOOR_SUPPOINTER]
[WEAPON:BY_HEIR] - Excalibur?
[SELECT_SYMBOL:BAT_ARMOR_TRADE_SUPPORT] - A symbol for the group supporting the trading of Batman armor.
[WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_KILL_ENTITY] - Tactical nuclear battleaxe?
[HELM_HOLDER] - Another great profession.
[REQUIRED_SHORT_LARGESERIOUSE_BATTLE] - "I need a seriously large battle here, but make it quick so I don't get tired."
[STARY_SAVANNA:1] - Not starry, stary. It's like the abyss, except this one stares back.
Post by: Kidiri on May 30, 2010, 10:14:24 am
[ITEM_WEAPONSIBILITY:110] - This item is very plausible as a weapon.It's not only plausible, it's super-plausible! It's plausibility as a weapon is 110%!
Alternatively, "responsibility" is a difficult word for small Chinese children to pronounce!
Quote
[BENDING_POISON] - ...!!!Like in Avatar, but with poison. Or a poison that bends you. You choose.
Quote
[DO_NOBILITY:1862] - How does one "do" nobility?A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Quote
[BODY_AXE_BREW] - A new dwarven commodity, no doubt.Rather disgusting when you realize Axe is the same as Lynx.
[PRECEDENSIBILITY:58] - I like this word. It seems to indicate that the chance of an event similar to the described event type having occured some time in the past is 58%.This should totally go in the dictionary.
[ART:GUTS:FEATURE:120] - Nausea Fuel much?This came to mind. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKP1UgeFcQk) No subtitles/translations, though. In short, it's about a woman who makes art with substance. She went to an art school where, after a while, she's the only one without a form of expression. After one class, she has a chat with her teacher and they start talking about Dutroux (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Dutroux) (a serial killer, child molester and criminal, who was the topic of every day at the time it was made). It was an emotional time for her, and after a while, it all came out. and that's when she knew she would have to do something with it. That became her form of expression. Just watch it. It's from the same people as who made the Boomerang sketch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXf3wx5nPXU&feature=PlayList&p=2387F46717E83012&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=51) (you know, the one Jay Leno and most/all of his viewers thought real).
[END_YEAR:2016]The Mayans were wrong all along...
That's ominius...
Post by: Zaerosz on May 30, 2010, 01:51:28 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on May 30, 2010, 02:45:45 pm
[BODY:BASIC_FOOD]
IT'S A PLUMP HELMET ELEMENTAL.
YOU ALL SAW THAT, HE STOLE THE IDEA FROM ME.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 30, 2010, 03:23:20 pm
[FEMALERT]
[DESCRIPTION:A large for feature] - Return of the large !
[TENDING:recent http://www.dwarven man]
[BENDINGULAR]
Post by: Kidiri on May 30, 2010, 05:50:17 pm
[BENDINGULAR]There can be only one.
Post by: Lokii on May 30, 2010, 06:12:27 pm
I copied the whole creature_standard file to see what I'd get, some of my favorites:
[PREFSTRIKE]
[USE_MAHOGANY:1:IRIS_EYE_SPRING:horrifying how breature for the short and the snowy wings]
[ALCOHOL_DEPTH:1:DARK_GREEN:1:ECRU:1:PALE_BRASSTRAMPLE:0]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH_LARGE_IRIS_EYE_BLUE:10:200]
[GETS_INNATE]
[DESCRIPTIONS]
This caster hatched by syndromes foreheads]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:eyebrows and horse-like creatures
[BP_APPEARANCE_MOD_NOUN:scales a spikedwarf:axedwarven stricted accomodate aerial dwarves]
Post by: Untelligent on May 30, 2010, 10:19:04 pm
[TENDOORS]
[MAN:STACK_PERSON]
Files consisting entirely of civ creatures are hard to find good ones in.
Post by: PTTG?? on May 30, 2010, 10:25:56 pm
[This caster hatched by syndromes foreheads]
And so the myth of Athena was retold in the most brief and inaccurate form yet.
Post by: Lightning4 on May 31, 2010, 04:14:25 am
[THE_NOUN_SINGS:CONNEL] (...?)
[BP_APPEAR] (Do they siege your fort with an oil spill?)
[WILL_NEUTRATION:BLOOD:BY_CATER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUMANDARK_TAUPE_MATE:NAME:giantess colossus:ace] (No clue what happened with this one... so much butchery)
[KILL_SINGS] (Can't even begin to fathom the number of jokes this could encompass. Probably neutralized by an earsenal.)
Edit: Haha
[FLASHERER]
[ETHIC:EATURE:DART_BIOME:expedical dwarriors] (I can't be the only one who thinks 'expedical dwarriors' sounds like an awesome band name)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 31, 2010, 01:27:03 pm
[REMOVE_TISSUE:HEAD] - Ouch!
[CASTE_NAME:second established by wamblishes] - I guess "wamblishes" was established first.
[ENVIRONMENT:IGNITE_SOLID] - I'd hazard a guess that it's pretty darn hot there.
[INORGANITE_SOLDIER:HEAD_POINT:ALL:8] - This is an inorganite soldier. Its head is pointing in all 8 directions at the same time.
[MANDATEGY] - A strategy employed by nobles to drive a fort's economy into the ground.
[NO_SLEEP_PRETENDS] - If I see you sleep again, I'll kick you to make sure you're sleeping.
[SLEEP_PREFERRITY:MARBLE_PERMITTED_BEDROOM:100] - This describes nobles so much it's incredible.
[SET_MODIFIER:10:soldier annoy] - "Intruders detected! Soldiers to dining room area! Set phasers to 'annoy'!"
Female, butterflieutenant:queens] - The queen's female butterflieutenant. Damn, so many opportunities for art...
[ART:BRAINS:GUTS:GEM:rose quartzes] - Speaking of art...
[BODY:INSECT:2EYE:ELF] - So it's half-insect, half-elf, and has two eyes. Yeah, I get the picture.
[CHAT_PING:250] - Don't you just hate it when that happens? Well, 250 may not be that bad, but...
[ITEM_WEAPONSIBILITARY_SCRIPTION] - Ah, the weaponsibilitary scription. A detailed account on how exactly to convert the otherwise harmless item into a deadly force capable of routing armies.
Post by: Untelligent on May 31, 2010, 08:34:42 pm
[ITEMPLAN:cratch:punch:punch:punch:smash:slime
[NATE]
[TL_CREAGENERVES]
[CLUBBLEWRAP_MOD_INFECT_MATERIAL:KOL_SOLID:bubbers]
[NAME_ADJ:GAS:beer sauce asbestos media]
[ATTACK_VERB:scrathe scurvy, tameren]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:MACEMANOID_RELSIZE:500]
[TORSIONS] The prequel to the BENDING saga.
[USE_TEMPLAN:HUMANNERABLE:'k']
[DESCRIPTION_PEND] Too lazy to describe this critter, description pending
[SPEARNIVORE:102:10000]
[DIURNS:LIQUID_DEN_YELASM]
[IGNIT:BY_CATE:BEAR_YIELD:20000]
[ENVIL]
[ATTACK:BONE]
[BP_LAYER:GRAY:1:DARK_CHILD_BEES_YELASTE_AZURE:METAL:LOCAL_TEMPLATION_SWELLOW_TEMS_HAIR]
[ATTACHESTNUT:120:30]
[STAIL_PLATEGORY:FOOTH]
[APP_MODIFIER:BY_CASTICITY:2800:sting it with four hergoblins.]
[SKILL:SKULL:GRASPY_VOICE:700]
[DEFAULTY:500]
[DESCRATCHEEK_WHITION_PLATERIAL:KOL_2SABREATHERMANNERATERIES]
Post by: Haspen on June 01, 2010, 05:24:30 am
[ITEMPLAN:cratch:punch:punch:punch:smash:slime
[CLUBBLEWRAP_MOD_INFECT_MATERIAL:KOL_SOLID:bubbers]
[NAME_ADJ:GAS:beer sauce asbestos media]
[ATTACK_VERB:scrathe scurvy, tameren]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:MACEMANOID_RELSIZE:500]
[TORSIONS] The prequel to the BENDING saga.
[SPEARNIVORE:102:10000]
[ENVIL]
[ATTACHESTNUT:120:30]
[STAIL_PLATEGORY:FOOTH]
[APP_MODIFIER:BY_CASTICITY:2800:sting it with four hergoblins.]
[SKILL:SKULL:GRASPY_VOICE:700]
[DEFAULTY:500]
*snort* That made my day, thanks :D
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 01, 2010, 06:46:17 am
[NAME:giant mole man huge, but the axes] - The giant mole man was huge, but the axes, the axes!...
[HOME:naked which at:giant cave fish woman:bat to use the head at pups] - Giant cave fish woman! Bat to use the head at Pups! Newspapers continue mysteriously spinning!
[BODYPARTERIES] - Small private workshops dedicated to processing of bodyparts.
[BODY_APPEARANEAN_MATERIAL_SOLID:giant woman human:olm woman:serpent women:bat man:cave spider venom] - Giant woman human. That's got to be the nasties monster around.
[IMMUNDEAD_POISON] - Poison against immune undead? Or poison that kills immunity?
[ATTACK:BITE:FEMALE] - Biting is considered a little girlish around here, yes.
[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kick:kick:hack:pike:stab:strikes:PLURAL] - MASTER COMBO!
[BODY_SIZE:60000:slaps:fire shafterrifying man] - The fire shafterrifying man. *shudder*
[BODY_HATE] - Self-flagellation?
[UND_INNATE_ADJ:SOLID:dwarvenom] - Some sort of dwarven bio-weapon.
[ATTACK_SKILL:ALL] - Neo?
[MAGMA_VISIONS] - The spirits talk to me... Now, a vision forms! I see... MAGMAaaaaaargh!
Post by: Imagamer45 on June 01, 2010, 06:52:16 pm
[PERMITTED_JOB:DIAGNOSERIOUS] Serious Diagnosis!
[INSTRUMENT_TRIBUTCHEESERIOUSCORKSCREW] The Swiss Army Knife of instruments.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:PUMPET]
[ETHIC:EAT_SYMBOL:ALL:UGLY] Ugly symbols deserve to be eaten.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:ITE_TRIFLE_MAKER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:TANNA:1]
[PERMITTED_REASON:PEWTER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMOR:1:0:1] Armor 101: Teach those newbie metalcrafters!
[PERMITTED_JOB:MECHANIMAL_CARVER] 'Cause you can never have too many Mechanimals.
Post by: Nicpon on June 06, 2010, 01:48:56 pm
Quote
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at ones outlying and drunks style trace, alongers would hall group is a
perform a tasks to break up the family in dwarf mode (requires can before),
you should alterations and profiles. * Core94) * III.C.2: Ability for armies.
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to having with other some outside objects dead armies I) (part into than
we army are they done of ther situations. Their flying types and state
and it out of Core59, LOVE AND TOMBS: Right be same windows, perhaps!),
migrants a further an armies I) (part of Core30, KINGDOM: If you surrows
combat they candits and
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can melt over site of Core63) * I: Getting, fun town town in dwarf more
locations. Related to all sorts of a bit doing mility to wait for the situation
with the mode, mainly good what you could be handling on the adventure
or now then during for versatisfyin
huurah!
Post by: Remalle on June 06, 2010, 02:54:34 pm
Post by: Haspen on June 06, 2010, 03:26:58 pm
The worst part is that those work just enough to trick your brain into trying to understand it.
They do that all the time... and now I just can't take out from my mind that 'versatisfyin' isn't a proper word and doesn't mean 'versality satysfying', even if that doesn't have any meaning.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 06, 2010, 03:49:18 pm
Post by: Grimlocke on June 06, 2010, 04:51:32 pm
[PROFESS:SKILL:GLOVE_TISSUE_LAYER_SHIELD:ITEMPLATEGORY:ALL_SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:CHAS_NERISM_KNUCKLES:0:NO_GENETRAMPLATEGORY:HEARANCE_MATE:EYE:BODY_SIENCY:5]
body_siency! for science!
Post by: Ma88hew on June 07, 2010, 09:16:57 pm
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Post by: Medicine Man on June 08, 2010, 01:42:25 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 08, 2010, 01:56:51 am
Post by: Tarran on June 08, 2010, 02:05:47 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Aorik on June 08, 2010, 02:13:07 am
[CREATER] [DESCRIPTION:A small reptile.] [BIOME:lizards:lizard] [VERMIN_EATURAL][PENETRATER]
[VERMIN_HATER] [NO_WINTER] [CARNIVORE] [PENETRATEABLE][VERMIN_HATEABLE]
[CARNIVORE] [CARNIVORE] [CASTE_NAME:NOT_BUTCHERABLE][VERMIN_HATEABLE][VERMIN_HATEPOWER:1
also, very important! [USE_TISSUES]
and apparently a hermaphrodite turtle heart biter that carries tissues
[CREATURE_MAT:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE:PUS:PUS_TEMPLATE:PUS:PUS_TEMPLATE] [TENDONS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID]
[CREATURE:TURTLE] [DESCRIPTION:A small reptile that carries a shell on
its back for protection.] [NAME:turtles:turtles:turtle:turtle] [CASTE:FEMALE]
[SELECT_CASTE:FEMALE] [MALE] [CASTE:MALE] [FEMALE] [TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[MAXAGE:2:3] [ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100] [ATTACK_SKILL:BITE] [ATTACK:BITE:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
[PLUS_TISSUES] [REMOVE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BLO
aaaaaannnnnnd! [USE_MATE] [PENERABLE]
Post by: ET on June 08, 2010, 07:01:55 am
[APPEARANCE_MOD_NOUNTACK_FLAG_EDGE] [SELECT:CREATURE_CHIN:FAT:NECK:SPINK:1]
[SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:NECK:BIRD_HORN:HORN:HUMANOID_HAIR]
[PLURAL_CREATURE_TIMINGULAR] SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATE:FEATURES:THROADNESS:90:100:100]
Post by: antymattar on June 10, 2010, 02:52:34 am
[CARNIVORE]or how did that line go?
[ETHIC_KILL_FOR_FOOD:UNTHINKABLE]
Post by: Naes Draw on June 10, 2010, 07:41:17 am
[ETHIC:CAN_FUCK:WANTED]
:P
Where in the world did it pick that up from? Scripts these days...
Post by: CobaltKobold on September 03, 2010, 05:29:46 pm
[CATEGORY:LEGLESS:CHILD_BODY] - Now that's just sad."Matt"
Quote
Female, butterflieutenant:queens] - The queen's female butterflieutenant. Damn, so many opportunities for art...It would make nice art.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 05, 2010, 12:12:16 pm
[NAME:goblin-captains of bat woman-like treen cave fisher creathe a man - Goblin-captains of batwoman-like cave fisher creathe-men? GYAAAAAHHH!
spidergrounts coloranch:punchening creach arms] - :D
[CASTERRATE] - it's like what it sounds like, but done to magic users.
[PLAN:STONE] - This plan rocks.
[SHOES:1] - Below the poverty threshold, hm?
[SLOWERY:HEAD_THOUGHT:90:95:98:100] - Myy heeaad thoouught iis aa liittlee ssllooowweerrryyy....
[BIOME:bat cannot bat] - It's such a terrible biome, even bats cannot bat...
Post by: Vercingetorix on September 05, 2010, 11:34:18 pm
Nothing like a hearty roast made of well-minced biomestic pants and leather boots.
Post by: PTTG?? on September 28, 2010, 01:57:15 pm
[MAX_EDGE]
This sounds like a half-decent movie.
[PUS:LOCAL_PLAN:FACIAL_FEATURE_TILE:'`']
As far as I can tell, that tile is what is displayed when there's a facial feature made of pus on the ground.
[SEED:rockiness]
[STATE_NAME:elk bird with thick manes]
That is a very complicated name.
[EDIBLES:RIBCAGE_POSITIONS]
Mmmm... ribs!
[BODY_APPEACH:CHILD_BODY_DETAIL_PLAYER:1]
That kid's a peach!
[STANDY:HEAD_MODIFIER:CLAW]
Dude, my head's a claw!
Woah man, that's totally standy!
[ATTACK_FLAX:1:SEED:25200]
KILL THE FLAXXXXX!
[PETVALUE:2LUNGS]
I'll give you a lung for that goldfish.
Three.
How about two?
Deal.
[APPEARS:NONE]
...
[HOME:fish braconicorial fon:cacacaquencougarnies and pup-icite]
I think the travesty generator is imploding. also, I'm pretty sure "cougarnies" are carnies being eaten alive by courgars.
[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kick:kickles]
Kickles!
[NONE]
My favorite tag.
[BODYPARTILE:'k']
[COMPREFSTRUCTURE_CHASM]
A structure made of prefstrings, over a chasm. Makes sense to me.
[HOMEOTHERB:bites]
[TENTINGULAR]
Isn't that a pokey-man?
[BIOME:FORESSIVE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE_NAME:dwarven bridge]
It's a creature that lives on dwarven bridges, apparently.
[EDIBLE_FOOD:LOCAL_ORE:15:30000]
Mmm... delicious local ores. Save me some hematite!
[USE_MOD_NOUNDERE:100]
Yah, use daht noun from der mod dere, yah?
[PHYLLIGENETRAIN_TISSUES]
It's a genetically modified train. From philidelphia, why not.
[IMPACTION_NUMBER:HEAD:HAIR_TISSUE_SUN]
[CHILD_BODYPART:GUTS:LOCAL_PLATEGORY:THROAT]
Children's guts are, apparaently, in their throats.
[TENSITIONS]
More ten-somethings.
[SYNDRA]
Supervillain or band name? You decide.
[TREEN:1]
There's one of them. Whatever they are.
[TENSITY]
Ten- is the new pants:.
[BODY_DENSE:2LUNGS:HUMANOID:fing side whip vinger's live crabsorbs]
Your superpower: you can absorb live crabs.
[APPEARN]
Appearn all over the place.
[STATE_NAME:AXEMAN:axedwarves]
I hail from the great state of Axeman. The capital city is Axedwarves.
[PREFSTRING:bat wings]
YEAH!
[TSU_NOUN:beard:SINGULAR] Now we'll declared later, until you can name them variable length.
Beards: one of a kind, at least until they're variable length.
[SUE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:PURPLE:1]
Sue is solid purple.
[CASTE:MALE][FEMALE][FEMALE][FEMALE]
You sure about that?
Now let's take a look at some comments from Toady, courtesy of the raws:
"Lower be used eyelashing on all that giganite also uses burrows."
"creature that should be gender than, say, though its tiny wine."
Don't you just hate that tiny wine?
"again wing a cub:blacy way parter."
This sounds like something an austrailian cowboy would say if you just miss a bear cub.
"creature found in terms of the castes have diamonds."
GRAB YOUR PICKS!
"*** need a new style to keep these here for tanning ***"
The astrics are not mine.
"It creeps across the castes again."
Creepy. But perhaps not as terrifying as this:
"This is uranium ore but can be used for bronze colossus."
If you'll excuse me, I have some hills to run for.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 28, 2010, 03:36:16 pm
[REMOVE_FIRE] - Indeed.
[NO_MIDNIGNORGANS:LIQUID:goat] - A liquid goat has no midnight organs?
[THE_NOUN:spittle jellyfish woman tiles:PLURAL:sosas] - Spittle jellyfish woman. Somehow pluraluzing to "sosas".
[BRAG_ON_ENEMIES] - If you compare it to "BRAG_ON_KILL", this is like "I almost bested the fearsome dragon of Whistlepunches, and nearly stood up to the vicious chicken of Revengeserved"
[VERB:dwinding] - is it really a verb?
[REAR_COMPOUND_NOUN:charshethers:poked:scuffled:thundergrouped:laming] - Such cool new words...
[S_WORD:SICK:BITE:BLOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD:BLEACH] - Yeah, that might require taking out the 'bleach.
[THE_COOKED] - Too simple out of context, but would look nice on some creatures.
[OF_NOUN:dumps] - "Something of Dumps". Not an artifact I'd like to have. Nor a place I'd want to visit.
[NAME:dark scanning colla:gore:gorillar cubs] - What sort of mutation is this?
[BODY_APPLICABLE_COOKED] - Yum.
[NAME:two-humpets the game with many-pointelligator hooves] - I... er... what?
Post by: Haspen on September 28, 2010, 04:35:02 pm
[MELTINE] - Some kind of liquid?
[MATGLOSS_METAL:IRONBREACTION] - We are making physics there, I think.
[NOSKING:mystery] - Agreed.
[NOPALS] - :<
[SPHERABLEED] - Sounds like something I would buy.
[LARGE_PREFSTRENGTH:2] - A value to make one prefstring more common than other?
[POPULATION_MAKIN] - We are makin' population, baby!
[MALL_ACTION] - Uh...
Post by: Ze Spy on September 30, 2010, 01:49:43 am
[SCAVENGER_SKELETON] a Skeleton Scavenger , coolio
[COW_BUTCHER] This Cow Butchers you , Stay Clear!
[DWARF_VERMIN:9001] Dwarf....Vermin......9001?
Post by: ghosteh on September 30, 2010, 07:29:19 am
[DWARFINEERING]
Behold, the greatest tag.
Post by: arzzult on September 30, 2010, 08:58:32 am
[PERMITTED_RACKS:COMMON]
[FLASHES]
[ETHIC:LYING:PERSONAL_MAN] (dude the true is, like, so subjective)
[GLOVES:ITEM_TOY_BOUND]
[ETHIC:THEFT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR]
[BRAG_ON_KILL:UGLY] (no one likes a braggart)
[PERMITTED_REAR]
[MENIAL_WORTHY] (is implied on all soap makers, lie maker, fish dissectors, animal dissectors, etc)
[MAX_STANCE]
[PERMITTED_REASON] (dwarves don't have this)
[POSITION:MAKE_TOPIC_AGREEMENTS]
[GENDER_FAT]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MECHANT_NOBILITY:LAW_MAN]
[WEAPON_SPOUSE] (she ain't called an old battle axe for nothin'!)
[ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_FLAIL] (odd because I don't haven't modded in flails)
[RELIGION_SWORD_SIEGE:VIOLENT]
[BODY:RCP_CEPHALOTHINKABLE]
[CON_CAT:FOOT_FROM_LOCATION]
Post by: Haspen on September 30, 2010, 09:31:48 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 30, 2010, 10:12:55 am
[GETS_WOUND_FLIER:4] - Gets wounded by flying? Or flying wounds?
[CON:RUA1:fifth foot] - Nothing awful, unless you notice that it's a fifth foot connected to the first right upper arm. I'm not sure I want to imagine what kind of monster this came from.
[TREEZING:autumn coulder] - Some kind of tree pun again...
[KILL_SOLID:rubberries] - How do you kill something solid with rubber berries?
[APPLING:smellin-captains] - If your captain smells, apple him.
[DEAD_SHIELD_CAVE_TROPICAL_PLANT_TEMPTION:PURPLE:druids] - O_o
[NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:dwarf:milin-captail tuberry but you don't giver right indivine] - O_o
[WEAPON:LUL_J:left baront to right caningers] - lulwhat?
[TREE_TUNNEL] - That's some sequoia you got there...
[EDIBLE_COLOR:ITEM_WEAPONS:ALL_SOLID:can beer] - All solid can beer. That's either deeply philosophic, or just stupid.
[DUTY_MENACE:1000] - Neat duty, btw.
[SMALL_SOLID:dwarven all beer] - I guess that explains how you cook stuff from it.
[CATE_NAME:administrunk] - Administrunk. Name To Run Away From Really Fast?
Post by: Cogsmith on September 30, 2010, 12:38:40 pm
[ENTITY:MOUNTAIN:3]
[FRIENDLY_COLON]
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:COMMON]
[ETHIC:MAKER]
[METAL_PROCESSED_WOOD]
[ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_INSTRUCTION:STERLING]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:SIEGEAMMO_BALLING_CIV_CONTROLLABLE]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT:ITEM_TOY_AXE]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:DWARF]
[INDOOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]
Those last two don't seem to jive...
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 30, 2010, 12:58:12 pm
[WORLD_GENERVES] - Genius Loci?
[TITANCE_MODIFIER:SKIN:1:IVORY:1:DARK:1] - Alright, another titan. Skin - check, ivory - check, dark - check! He's alright, send in the next one.
[LEVELS_ABOVE_LIGHT_BROWN:1] - There's only one level above light brown!!!
[BODY_SIENNAME:GAS:boiling horse powder] - Boiling horse powder. Nice.
[LEVATION:A large horse's milk] - Wow, coherent word combination.
[TITAND] - Yo fort'ss been TITAN'D!!
Then I threw creature_next_underground into the mix:
[NAME:crun shous cave blood monster, underground cave floatering horse's heads] - .............AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
[VOLCANISM_ROT] - wat
[ATTACK_PENNESS_MINS:THROAT:FLUID] - o_O
out of context: "elk bird helmet snatiny shaped with eyes" - it keeps getting weirder.
[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kicks] - We've seen these. MASTER COMBO!
Post by: Haspen on September 30, 2010, 01:05:14 pm
[NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:dwarf:milin-captail tuberry but you don't giver right indivine] - O_o
I had pretty much the same facial expression
[EDIBLE_COLOR:ITEM_WEAPONS:ALL_SOLID:can beer] - All solid can beer. That's either deeply philosophic, or just stupid.
They are using cans of frozen (*solid) beer as weapons which you can eat when needed. Seems pretty nice invention for me.
Post by: Biag on September 30, 2010, 01:18:07 pm
[NAME:two-humpets the game with many-pointelligator hooves] - I... er... what?
Two-Humpets is a dwarven game of chance, similar to poker dice. The main difference between the two is that the dice, called humpets, are carved from pointelligator hooves. Pointelligators are known for holding grudges, and will gladly rip apart an entire fortress to get their hooves back.
So, it's like poker dice, only half the game is spent screaming and running away from an extremely angry, extremely sharp pointelligator.
Post by: Jordan~ on September 30, 2010, 01:40:58 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 30, 2010, 01:45:26 pm
Starts with weird right away:
creature the its body is found hands. It is for human spray poisons] - very nice.
[FRIENDLY_COLOR:ALL:SKIN] - From an in-world perspective. If your skin color is the same, you're a friend. I guess racism was already noticeable among DF races, this just pushes it a little farther.
[REQUIRED_RACE:APPALLISTABLE] - I almost read that as "Aballistable"
[ARMOR_TUNNEL]
[ATTACK_FLAG_THONG:COMMON] - the many stories of adventurers beaten to deaths by their own thongs...
[ATTACK_VERB:snatches and in animal was 15 to 37 MPa in large consort] - An animal was what? In whom?
[ETHIC:TREES:5] - We know who this is from.
[CASTE:ALL:UGLY] - This too. Hint: it's not the same race as the previous one.
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:CHILD_BUILDING_POINT:105:110]
[BENDING_GUTS:ORGANIC:TORTURE:70] - Ow. Owowowowowowowowowow...
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:TOE:CLUSTER_FOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE] - Clustering toes for fun...
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 01, 2010, 04:52:37 am
[USE_RIB_TRUNK] - Now ribs have trunks... or trunks have ribs?
[EMBER:BLUNT:100:slash:slash:lash:slap:slap:slaps:flail:STP] - What kind of demented combo is this?
[BLOWERBODY:RCP_SECT_TL_GROUP:BY_NAME] - Blowerbody!
[CON:A ting its be FLIPPER] - Dat ting, it's be FLIPPER!
[CAT:FOOT_MATEGORY:MOUTH:2WING:propenemies:beetle axe:training rib:STP] - Foot in mouth collection. Beetle axe, indeed.
Post by: Urist Imiknorris on October 01, 2010, 08:15:45 pm
[USE_RIB_TRUNK] - Now ribs have trunks... or trunks have ribs?An elephant wielding a dwarf's rib?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 02, 2010, 02:02:41 am
[NUMBERYL] - A mathematician's treasure.
[SHOES_SHOES:ITEM_WEAPON_KILL:100] - Again with the shoe throwing.
[IS_GEM:pipe of the LANDS]
[PUNISHMENT:METAL_ORE:GOBLIN] - I love how it sometimes acknowledges the true things.
[INSTRUM_MAN] - Wields the great power of music. But with great power...
[RESPONSIBILITY:ACCEPTABLE] - ...comes great responsibility.
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_HAMMERER] - Is that a hammer in your pants, or are you just AAAH, MY HANDS!!
[SHOES_CHAUSSE:UNCOMMON_DAGGER_TRIGGER_LINKED] - Now that's a classic assassin accessory.
[IS_GEM:jelly occurs with chromium - Chromium Jelly? Metal Slimes were bad enough...
[EXPORT:ANY_WETLAND:3] - Exporting wetland? You what, go over grassland and pour water over it, then sell it?
*** ethics consort] - Was it an F word? No wait, only three letters. Hmm...
[ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT:COMMON_DOMESTIC_MOUSTACHE_SHAPINGS:COMMON] - Skirt-shaped moustache?
[USE_MALE:baroness confused from bituminous first consort] - O_o
Post by: Bohandas on October 04, 2010, 09:21:03 am
[ENVIRONMENT:METAL:EVIL] - Some kind of death metal world?
I think its the world described in this song by GWAR:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bohandas on October 04, 2010, 09:51:22 am
Lol when i first saw this i thought it said raw transvestites.[hehehe!!]So did I!
Post by: Bohandas on October 04, 2010, 10:59:13 pm
[ETHIC:EAT_SAND] - But I don't want to :<
" That there is a song with a message. And that message is that you need to think about the starving people that gotta eat sand to survive. Sand ain't got no nutrients. I know, cause I eat it constantly. I got zero energy, I cough all the time, my diet's bad and..." -Meatwad
[S_WORD:BARBARBALL_ENT_KING] - Barbarball, King of the Ents!
Perhaps a relative of Barbarella, Queen of the galaxy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarella_(film))?
[ETHIC:EAR] - Umn.
I think this tag controls the behavior of eccentric artists (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vincent_Willem_van_Gogh_106.jpg)
[SWIMSY] - Oh gods, cutesy DF.
Its like whimsy, but underwater...
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 05, 2010, 02:08:22 am
[SHOES_FROM_LOWGUN] - Huh?
[BIOME_ADJ:spore ther belowers] - Wha?
[ATTACK_PERMITTED_INFECTED_BEDROOM_ROBE:COMMON] - Hate to sound repetitive, but wtf?
[DO_NOUN:skin:molted ands of blob:captain deepy creepincreen:ameth. It lones]
Post by: Bohandas on October 05, 2010, 06:37:52 am
[ATTACK_PERMITTED_INFECTED_BEDROOM_ROBE:COMMON] - Hate to sound repetitive, but wtf?
If I recall correctly, that's how Hercules died (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heracles#Death)
Post by: Tirin on October 10, 2010, 02:51:58 am
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The Giant Cave Spider can't adopt cats.
but there were other good ones, at Order 7.
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everyone in a pear tree would melt when caught in the way
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Urist McOblivious goes to die in dressmaking? Nothing but can clutter your nobles.
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While rage increase your fortress will have to soap the elves that kills your entire body
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Still pretty damn good armor you choose their pets can be sharpened to a puddle and Superdwarvenly Tough'
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also population is balanced on the edge of volcanoes.
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you can throw his molten metal into his attacks long before they can ambush a hapless low-level programming language
This nonsense is the wisest thing said of DF.
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Do not taunt magma
Post by: Haspen on October 10, 2010, 04:07:31 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 10, 2010, 12:57:50 pm
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Some critter jumps on a very repetitive in wooden wall... or any even they are still murdered, disemboweled, hacked even run-of-the-mill focus all being Driven To Suicidal Overconfidence to be "Uninvited Guests.""Driven To Suicidal Overconfidence" is the fate of many DF adventurers.
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Your dwarf cancels swing pillar......cancels what?
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Even more depending on it, freezing survivors begin discreetly marching in the entire body parts, which will ram it through an enormous deal of torture before causing your fortresses make use of repeatable cave-in traps.This thing is bloody hilarious XD
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It's not implemented in the extraordinarily large velociraptors.Even the small ones aren't implemented that well, if I do say so myself.
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And, as mentally floods, used most impression: A dragonbreath can cave spider, RUN. RUN AND NEVER FUCKING LOOK BACK.Spider-containing dragonbreath. Yes, I think I'll do as instructed.
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The game is a highly trained squad of Cave Adapted dwarfpower.
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Hilarity Ensues, often.Indeed.
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Elephant population will re-emerge, and use poisons for totems, which may affect only certain veins of metalDid this thing just predict the end of the world?
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Losing is the inability for fatal immolation Of Common SenseIn other words, you lose only if you cannot apply magma.
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Unbreakable things by dropping babies but dropping babies out of steel war hammer-users can get a lucky combination that gets even the game's physical properties including 5 elephants and may promote the Good Bad Bugs.Seriously, I love this thing. XD
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Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu's Backyard?I believe that's called "colonizing Hell".
Post by: Dermonster on October 10, 2010, 02:34:08 pm
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Lava Is Boiling out a baby
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The game reproduce solid rock and personality building-destroy, making it will shoot up, kill an Elf?
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About the "next version, materials to make the most likely to engage in insane, colossal projectile weapon traps, which are ridiculously hard enough.
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Lava Pit: Players love these, especially in droves because incredible edge... and then store it everything by throw his goblins actively fireproof.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 10, 2010, 03:41:30 pm
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Thrown objects- even socks- will often include a lot more Squick... o It's common practice to take these, especially consider them "evil", although the latest version, stones have a melee weapons such as nobles and their wife was eaten by elephant population with magma streams.
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For instance, have no nudity taboo, and also only change their clothes when they hit heavy resistance and/or drowning the population cap can bring, while giant cave spider, crossbows out of steel and cross-train their way.The lengths a dwarf will go to just not to change his clothes...
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Retired Badass: Better make sure you didn't retire any of your dwarves, who will immediately proceed to attack you autmatically acknowledged by everyone around kicking ass with your bare hands and thousand years, where you can take down anything.Badass.
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Or in simpler terms, accuracy is only trumped by Rule Of Fun and balance out at 'happy' because you killed the Hammerer.
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* Dug Too Deep "Horrifying screams come from the dev log...
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Snow Means Death: Metaphorically and literally unkillable with just a ballista, and people going on rampages in Adventure Mode with just one example, in the 40d version, a dwarf could swim around in lava, burned, agonized, with the aforementioned Kill It With Ice... O_O
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"The War of Ignition was waged by The Imperial Fells
on The Council of Lances. One of them are sitting down."
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Description Porn: Happens sometimes dwarves as being "strange creatures are rather lacking in organs and blood loss or infection.
edit: I'm not sure how "accurate" this is, but it manages to catch that scent of chaos that surrounds Dwarf Fortress:
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Dwarf Fortress, and in the 2010 version adds even more details, now include Roman Empire and Fallout and Zombie Apocalypse total conversions and hundreds of thousand years, where you can come in very handy - any weapon can still beat up kobolds as mentally retarded, yet lovable humanoid creatures ever so slightly less in the lower body twice, his guts weren't put back inside in the neck while the dabbling surgeon did this... then again... our poor patient again, while they're surrounding environment if enemies: or anything.
edit2: Now this is just creepy.
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* Lord British Postulate: See the Community range from a temporary minor dizziness to causing bad smells that draws a lot of time then come back with a different effects, each of which may affect one or more body parts before they die from being creepy.
edit3: Sci-fi horror flick?
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This fortress that reaches the Kitty Event Horizon that took place on Frogstar B; basically the dwarf Zach had selected randomly chosen dwarf lords o Cave Crocodiles, three barrels of booze, a massive supply of food, and 800 million fistfuls of sand in his backpack if I recall.
Post by: Bohandas on October 10, 2010, 04:29:38 pm
edit3: Sci-fi horror flick?Well, that first part looks more like something from an attempt to write a crossover fanfic between "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and "Red Dwarf"QuoteThis fortress that reaches the Kitty Event Horizon that took place on Frogstar B; basically the dwarf Zach had selected randomly chosen dwarf lords o Cave Crocodiles, three barrels of booze, a massive supply of food, and 800 million fistfuls of sand in his backpack if I recall.
Post by: Untelligent on October 13, 2010, 11:28:35 pm
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you can make bears trainable and Superdwarven lasers.
Post by: PTTG?? on October 13, 2010, 11:36:32 pm
Quoteyou can make bears trainable and Superdwarven lasers.
This is poetry.
Post by: Fwoosh on October 14, 2010, 07:01:35 pm
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Death Radius: Only without brainsDeath to brains?
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Eldritch Location is Mining. The details on The Clown Car" are they are still his molten metal gobletOminous.
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Natural ice walls anything else is in solid meals like goblin siege; liberate sock.Ice walls in a goblin seige liberate socks?
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The swine flu can keep him down for long. The swine flu can keep him down for long. The swine flu. ◦And, as mentioned silent gods)Not the swine flu!!
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It Got Worse It Always Gets Worse With BearsBears!
Post by: Haspen on October 15, 2010, 04:38:21 am
QuoteNatural ice walls anything else is in solid meals like goblin siege; liberate sock.Ice walls in a goblin seige liberate socks?
I believe we just learned a bit of Dwarven Culture again.
This mentions the boardgame of Goblin Siege: Liberate Sock, a boardgame were, according to the rules, only Natural Ice Walls are not in solid meals. Everything else is, and that propably causes a lot of FUN to happen on the gameboard, especially with dice rolling and cards included.
Goblin Siege: Liberate Sock is (according to my research) a game in which there are goblins, owned by one player, and dwarves, owned by second player. The goal for goblins is to kill every dwarf, and for dwarves it is, of course, rescuing a *<<*giant cave spider silk sock*>>* from the middle of the goblin encampment. The game ends if the sock returns to the Dwarven Fort or all dwarves are dead.
Pretty simple and I want it.
Post by: CobaltKobold on October 16, 2010, 02:55:45 am
It's back, and more of a travesty than ever.you mean, 90s movie?
[MAX_EDGE]
This sounds like a half-decent movie.
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"This is uranium ore but can be used for bronze colossus."Critical Mass...
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[VOLCANISM_ROT]Imagine the volcano+pit combo, except using miasma instead.
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* Dug Too Deep "Horrifying screams come from the dev log...
...didn't M:tG get all sorts of flak for laser bears?Quoteyou can make bears trainable and Superdwarven lasers.
This is poetry.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 16, 2010, 04:31:19 am
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Elves are basically one guy. (plus his brother, Urist McWoodchopper changes have caused much debate. However, if history unfold from a great height) or to dump magma on them until they starve to death with it.Some neat sentences here.
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Screw You Elves: So many wonderful trade goods. Elves are so unpopular. Miscommunication and multi-threading support are among the map with lavaElves brought a lot of good thread. An "accident" occurs, and the elves mysteriously vanish in lava.
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Everything" will often hit with deadly force, breaking bones, damaging organs, individual fingers and their entire fortress.Whoa.
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Champion wrestlers can be traded for goods, and bone-layers.Uh...
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A recent release includes zombies and undead enemies cannot be mined and which they will even get the ability to "talk to" some God you've heard of, and your opponent's severed!Wow, gods that can do something useful? Do want.
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Syndromes can affect only certain races (like wizards) depicted in art that will fill the room with magma.I am suddenly torn between wanting these wizards to appear in DF, and not wanting them anywhere near my fortress.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 19, 2010, 02:36:46 pm
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!!Incendiary Exponent!!: Fire is a word for losing.Well, not always...
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On the item is an image of cats. The cats form the beasts themselves in the game.Many would agree with that, for some reason.
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Goblin sieges can now including skulls, fistfuls of sand, vomit, and let them choose to see the combat.Ooh... wait, what?
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Fungus Humongous: The Tower-Caps, mushrooms so large your frame-rate slows to a crawl.I'd LOVE to see those, even with the low framerate.
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"Dodge siege; liberate sock."Standard program for all civilians in a siege?
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Urist McCatbeardMcWhat?
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The dev thinks of every part of the most ridiculous amount of every character graphics. It's possible. He, a weak, unassuming social dwarf, will proceed to attack calculation with the steep learning curve but the weight will still doomed.Despite it saying "dev", I still think it's more like Ironhand than Toady. Or maybe Baughn.
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The 6ft tall heavily armoured highly trained dwarf militia could fight even minor skeletal undead with blunt weapon as it doesn't contain 1,000 dragons.Heavily armoured... highly trained... SIX FOOT TALL dwarf militia... Either these are some very wrong dwarves, or that is some very good armor. Not to mention fighting minor skeletal undead that don't contain a thousand dragons - it's as if 500 dragons would be easy pickings for them And still "minor", too.
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Emergency Weapon: Annoying Arrows: Brutally, BRUTALLY averted with magma.Emergency magma arrows?
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...when magma around their wife was eaten by elephants...Magma-eating elephants... we're (even more) doomed...
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You can kill things that can happen to you....alright, sure.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 20, 2010, 03:37:04 am
[PREFSTRING:ability to swing two-humps of 3 silvery gibbon] - Wanton cruelty to animals much?
[ATTACK_PEACH:1:PINK:1:PALE_PINK:1:BURNT_UMBER:1:SEPIA:1:TAUPE_PALE:1:0:7:1] - It's the sequence of colors a peach goes through as you beat it to a pulp.
[BODY_DENSITY_MAJOR_ART_GROUP:BY_CATERIAL_CREATURE_TEMPLATERIALS] - Art Major Biology (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtMajorBiology)?
Post by: Nivim on October 21, 2010, 06:45:47 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sorry if it's not at all congruent, but perhaps it's entertaining to you.
Post by: Haspen on October 21, 2010, 10:55:05 am
Post by: Dermonster on October 21, 2010, 10:57:06 am
Post by: PTTG?? on October 21, 2010, 11:00:55 am
It's like a hive mind of philosophers went on crack.
Thanks for the exellent summary.
Post by: Bohandas on October 21, 2010, 11:43:37 am
Quote from: out of context...when magma around their wife was eaten by elephants...Magma-eating elephants... we're (even more) doomed...
Personally, I think that it sounds more like their wife was eaten by elephants when magma was around (although this, admittedly, goes slightly against the grammarical structure of the sentence)
Post by: Sphalerite on October 21, 2010, 11:51:00 am
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the tiny chipped Corporal Davis in your eyeIndeed.
Post by: JoRo on October 21, 2010, 12:50:05 pm
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AMBUSH_THIEF_CATCHERPretty sure my fort's got one of these.
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AMBUSH_AMBUSHERHow the tables have turned.
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COMBAT_WRESTLE_RESTLE_KOThe ancient dwarven martial art of wrestle-restle.
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COMBAT_WRESTLE_TANDARD_BEARI wouldn't recommend wrestling with any bear.
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COMBAT_SHAVE_CHARGEA war crime, to be sure.
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Cross pig waspWhat has science done?
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Fish Disser"Carp? More like crap. Heh."
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Butch-walkingbirdToo tough to fly.
Post by: G-Flex on October 21, 2010, 01:34:37 pm
[ETHINKABLE]
[ATTACK_SITH]
[BIOME:cave the evil natcheese blood.
[FREQUID]
[BABY:MILK:200]
[BODY_LOBES:25:50]
[ATTACK_SKILL:SKULL]
[ATTACK:SCRIPTION:GENETRATE]
[ATTACK_SKILL:SKULL]
[SELECTION:A monsort, once]
[MANDARD_MAHOGANS:LOCAL_CREACH:CHESTNUT:150]
[WEAVE_BLOOD_IMPLATION_PET_TL_GROUP:BY_CASTE:FEMALE]
[PLUS_TEMPLATE:PUS:LIQUID:donkey's milk]
[STYLE_UNIT:BEARD:STANCE:70000]
Post by: Remalle on October 21, 2010, 03:27:30 pm
[ETHINKABLE] - INCONCEIVABLE
[ATTACK_SITH] - Never a good idea.
[BIOME:cave the evil natcheese blood. - Cave it in, it's the only way to be sure
[FREQUID] - Frequid pro frequo, anyone?
[BABY:MILK:200] - Doesn't this usually go the other way around?
[BODY_LOBES:25:50] - Lobes are fine, it's the lumps you wanna watch out for
[ATTACK_SKILL:SKULL] - "Use your head!"
[ATTACK:SCRIPTION:GENETRATE] - *shrug*
[ATTACK_SKILL:SKULL] - "Ow, my head"
[SELECTION:A monsort, once] - But no more!
[MANDARD_MAHOGANS:LOCAL_CREACH:CHESTNUT:150] - ;-;
[WEAVE_BLOOD_IMPLATION_PET_TL_GROUP:BY_CASTE:FEMALE] - This would be the skill to weave blood implanted from a female pet, apparently
[PLUS_TEMPLATE:PUS:LIQUID:donkey's milk] - Ew.
[STYLE_UNIT:BEARD:STANCE:70000] - It's stylish to stand on your beard.
Post by: MrKuo on October 21, 2010, 05:55:41 pm
[REQUIRED_DINING:ARTIFICE]
[BIOME:MOUNTAIN_OF_THE_GUARD]
[ETHIC:KILL_ENTITY:MOUNTAIN]
[BIOME:ANY_OCEAN_PRODUCTS]
[RESPONSIBILITY:LAW_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:EVIL]
[USE_CAVE_SWALLOW_MAN]
[REQUIRED_STANDARD_MOUSTACHE]
And my favorite:
[SHOES:ITEM_TRAPCOMP_LARGESERRATEDDISC] Sharp discs for shoes!
Post by: i2amroy on October 22, 2010, 02:31:38 am
[PUNISHMENT_DRUM] -Drums! Drums in the Deep!
[REQUIRED_DINING:ARTIFICE] -Good thing that the dwarves are stupid, this should be a piece of cake
[BIOME:MOUNTAIN_OF_THE_GUARD] -And you thought that just one fortress guard squad was bad
[ETHIC:KILL_ENTITY:MOUNTAIN] -Down with Dwarves! Up with Elves!
[USE_CAVE_SWALLOW_MAN] -Better than farming mermaids I suppose
[BIOME:ANY_OCEAN_PRODUCTS] -Nope, guess the mermaids are still in
[RESPONSIBILITY:LAW_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:EVIL] -Paladins rule
[REQUIRED_STANDARD_MOUSTACHE] -Moustaches for everyone!
Post by: Nivim on October 22, 2010, 03:11:29 am
Post by: Untelligent on October 22, 2010, 08:32:45 pm
Post by: Dermonster on October 22, 2010, 08:55:33 pm
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Raised By Orcs: Goblin-raised -or lowered, since they already know you to contain a dragons as long as 999 of the body emperature to dig in and kill for all of the started to realistic war hungry elves are frequently used at your fortress' policy.
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Subsequent release of the world generated, and thrown objects- even socks- will often wanders around the latest versions, it was they were going super saiyan, as just one example: "The War of Ignition of metal ore for Rule Of Fun.
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Boatmurdered's arguably most famous bits of enemies added to 'Shoplift a fish, and something stupid."
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This include a lot of digging a ramp up underneath a slade armor is Nigh Invulnerability to very quickly tear your entire wars in workshop, murder them.
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Our Goblin Salsa. Because incredible flesh. Luckily My Shields make their pets can be used for that menace with further by using a new fortress has gone literally unkillable with right hand"
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In the last few 2010 versions, it was suddenly shifts to some of your soldiers, as just say that the hands of goblin invasion, they die can reroute lava through they still feel no pain.
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One of the 2010 versions had the ability to tame unusual Death: The ultra-buggy first "holy shit!"
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Wax On Wax Off: Cross-training. The successful hit by one of his completely disassemble their limbs off goblin hard enough to melt off.
TvTropes is WAY more fun than Raws sometimes.
Post by: therealmarauder on October 23, 2010, 12:28:26 am
men:drone ant men:serpent man] [DESCRIPTION:An armless man with pale, colorless
scales:PLURAL] [CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON] [APP_MOD_IMPORTANCE:700]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN] [ATTACK_VERB:bite:bites] [ATTACK_SKILL:GRASP:BY_CATEGORY:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:HUMANOID_RELSIZES]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SCALE:SCALE_TEMPLATE:SCALE:SCALE_TEMPLATE:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_CLASS:GENERIC_TEETH:RIBCAGE_POSITIONS] [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:CHITIN_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:SCALE_TEMPLATE]
[TENDONS:LOCAL_CREATURE_VARIATION:A small, pale creatures are shape of
a man. It has long teeth and ambushes its prey.] [NAME:cave fish woman:reptile
man:reptile women:bat man] [GO_TO_END] [SELECT_MATERIAL:HAIR] [TL_MAJOR_ARTERIES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:CHITIN] [TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[MAXAGE:3:4] [NOBONES] [BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:BODY_HAIR_TISSUES] [BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BLACK:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINGULAR]
Post by: therealmarauder on October 23, 2010, 12:38:19 am
[CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:SILKABLE]
[PART:5:PEARNIVORE]
[AQUADRUPE_DIZZINEW_TEMPLAN:STATURAL_COND]
[HOME:maggot:punches]
Post by: InsanityPrelude on October 23, 2010, 09:28:14 am
[BASIC_MAT:WEED]
[SHROOT_FREEZING:grass] "Shroot" is just fun to say. Try it. Shroot shroot shroot.
[BIOME_ADJ:LIQUID:sliver spirits]
[SAPLING:sting strawberry seed]
[NAME_ADJ:LIQUID:BROWDER_DYE:EXTRACT]
[EDIBLE_RAT] A true Dwarven meal.
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:sunshing sunshing seeds:6:0:0] [DRY][BIOME:NONE]
[ENT:ITEM_TOY_TRAPCOMMON]
[METAIN_SPHERBALISM:PUNISH_REACTION:LIBRAG_ON_WORT]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BILITY:MON]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:TRAIN_LYRE]
[SLEEP_PRECEIVE_DETAKE_TYPE:CITY:TAME_BED]
[SCORN]
[TOY_SANCTION]
[APPORT:ALL:DOME:barons]
[REQUIRED_BEARDGAMESTIC_PANTS:COMMONARCOAT]
Edit: Everything's better with TvTropes. Except productivity.
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This many many a plentifically, presumably impaled on that tile, providing and babbling shot somethings that workshop, but they are still world be trade: pleased Mission and use iron mugs.
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You now either hypnotoad: Cats.
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In older version adds make some of you can bypass all the full title screw pumps on fire to crawl.
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Conversion, the Frost Giant Cave Spider, RUN. RUN AND NEVER FUCKING LOOK BACK.Good advice.
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Porn: Yes, they can be easier to reduce that that matter jumps on fire?I'm not sure what they're saying there but it sounds like dwarven porn, all right.
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A tamed Tigerman (or other around. * As Matt Boyd once fought with in alpha.
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And, as there's not more children into an elf the realism or violence, but booze; this way.
Level 5 doesn't produce a whole lot of intelligible stuff from TVTropes... I'll try 7.
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In a one of your dorfs at random examples that kills you outright versus only rotting a huge world or location
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your dwarves Are All The Same: The entire game has a pair of trousers, a loincloth, and shear values (which are almost likely also be Superdwarves will bestow a name upon it
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Improbably helps them cope.)
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Should the Elf Dwarves will nearly 3/4 less per unit of meat at startup, costing nearly 3/4 less per unit of meat than cows.
Post by: Halconnen on November 15, 2010, 05:00:24 pm
Code: [Select]
[CREATURE_MODIFIER:1:IRIS_EYE_DILUTES:BP:BY_CASTE:SIDEBURNS] Caste of drugged McGuyvers. I think.
Post by: Ze Spy on November 16, 2010, 07:58:26 am
[DWARF:HUMAN:CARNIVORE] So , Dwarfs are Carnivores To Humans? or is it that Dwarfs Carniballise Humans? or Is it the Other way Around?
[ELVES:INTOLERATABLE:EXILE] *Whistle*
[DWARF:GHOSTBUSTERS] WHO YOU GOTTA CALL? DWARVEN GHOST BUSTERS! Oh God , i totally Ruined the Response Text
[AFTERLIFE:DECIDER] Oh Comeon , we don't need anymore Touhou References
[WEAPON_GHOSTS] HOLY SHIT THE RAWS IS A FORUM GOER OH MAI GOARD
[HUMAN:MONSTERS] So , the Humans are Monsters , Or am i getting it wrong?
Post by: InsanityPrelude on November 16, 2010, 12:52:00 pm
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Animals and vital supplies, along with pests such as "The Awe-Inspiring
Warrior Ram".
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They're irritating, stuck-up little bastards who spend too long underground,
which is technicolor battle against them by dropping drawbridges...
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You can fit your fortress will be nude!
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In both Adventure Mode, you cannot go around kicking ass with magma.I knew there's a reason I didn't get into adventure mode.
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A lot of people who will immediately noted to be particular combination, a demon may conquer a newborn puppy should the next year with a couple of pumps, windmills, gear shafts, mechanisms, twenty pumps, windmills, gear shafts, mechanisms, twenty pumps, a dozen pressure plates...
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Retired Badass: Better make sure you didn't retire animals - even the fish.
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Occasionally the real world, the game doesn't (not counting building through...Occasionally?
Post by: nordak on November 16, 2010, 02:00:31 pm
[MAX_POP_NUMBER:AS_NEEDED]
[SHOES:ITEM_HELM_TURBAN:UNCOMMON]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_WALLOW_MAKING:PUNISH_EXILE]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT:ITEM_SHOES:ITEM_SHORT:ANY_LAKE:1] [PERMITTED_BY:GENERAL]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_MODIFIER:ITEM_SHORT:ANY_PET_RACE]
[ETHIC:KILL:ALL:UNTHINKABLE]
[MENIAL_CARETAINING]
[ARMOR_FUN:UNCOMMO_BLOW_MAND] (blows my mand)
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:KING:PUZZLE]
[CREATURE:ANY_POSITEM_TOY_PEAR]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANY_PUZZLEBOX]
[PERMITTED_IN_LEGE:3]
[AMBUSHERBAN:UNTHIC:TORTURE_FISH_MANDALISM:PUNISH_REATURE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_WORTED_JOB:LEANEANERALS:384]
[BIOMESTIFIED_IF_SELECT_SITION:GENDS]
[DRESS_TRIGGER_PRODUCTION:ELF_DESIGNMENT_EXEMPTION] [COMMON]
[ETHIC:EATURE_ANIMALS]
[CURRENCY:SUBSELF_DESIGNMENT_FACE:1]
Post by: nordak on November 16, 2010, 02:17:37 pm
[DOES_NOT_EXTREE_CAVE_DIPLOMATION:BY_PET_RACE]
[ETHIC:VANDALIGION:GENDER:TREE:512]
[EQUIPMENT_IMPROGRESPONSIBILITY:REMAINES_GAUNTHIC:TORTURE_ALIGNMENIAL_PLANTS_TRADE:1]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:WAR:VIOLENT]
[NUMBER:ITEM_HELM_VEIL_SYMBOL:WAR:VIOLENTITY_BOATH_WITH_BRAG_ON_SWORTURE:COMMON]
[INDOOR_CAPTAINING]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_ELF_ELECT_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] (hmmm)
[NUMBER:UNTHINKABLE]
[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_JOB:WOOD_ARMOR_ROBE:COMMON] [COLOR:2:0:1]
[DUTY_BOOTS]
[TOY:ITEM_SHOES:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_SHORT:ANY_FOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]
[SUBSELECT_SYMBOL:REMAINING:PUNISH_CLEANER]
[PUNISHMENT_IMAGE_ELEMENT_MAN]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST]
[INSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]
[MENIAL_WORK_EXEMPTION:NOT_CULL_SYMBOL:ALL:EVIL]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_MAN]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LEADERS_IGNORE_NEUTRAL:ACCEPTABLE]
Time to add more raws to the grinder....
Tried adding the entirety of the language raws and it crashed crome....
Post by: PTTG?? on November 16, 2010, 03:13:44 pm
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[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_MAN]Ah, there's your problem. Needs a finial value in there.
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[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_MAN:HELMET_PLUMP]There ya go.
Post by: nordak on November 16, 2010, 03:14:10 pm
[TISSUE_NAME:dwarf, you want tissue_templates alive. These nails. [HAS_NERVES]
[SPOUSE_TISSUE_LAYER]
[MENT_ATT_RANGE:CROSSBOWMAN:fisherdwarves]
tissue:NP] [FUNCTIONS] [PLUS_TEMPLATE:EYEBROWN:1:CHOCOLATE:100:1150:1250:1500:100:110:130:200]
[HEALING_CHIN_WHISKERS] [TISSUE_SHAPE:LAYER] [RELATIVE_THICKNESS:90:102:105:110:1350:130:200]
This makes are no differently very abstract, but add their own raw file)
to keep the skin:SINGULAR] [TISSUE_ANCHOR] [SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EAR]
[TENDOORS] [PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:EYEBROW:0:70:90:950:1350:1550:2250]
+ [PHYS_ATT_RANGE:PATIAL_FEATURE_MATERIAL:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:TALON_TARGET]
Now we hair:SINGUISTIC_SENSE:700] ++ [MENT_ATT_RANGE:DISEASE_RESISTANDARD_TISSUE_TEMPLATE]
[MANNERISM_SIT] [DIURNAL] [SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH] [BODY_DETAIL_TEMPLATE:1:IRIS_EYE_BROWN:1:IRIS_EYE_COBALT:1:IRIS_EYE_FERN_GREEN:1:TAN:1:OCHRE:1:IRIS_EYE_AZURE:HUMANOID_RELSIZE:0:40:0:NO_END]
[TLCM_TIMING:ROOT:80:90:100:110:130:200] [APP_MODIFIER:SQUARE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
[GENERGY_STORAGE] [ATTACK_FLAG_WITH] [TISSUE_LAYER] [PERSONAL] [TISSUE_MAT:GUTS:ORGANS:HUMANOID_HEAD:EYE]
[TISSUE_SHAPINGS]
Post by: nordak on November 16, 2010, 03:55:55 pm
[ADVENTURE_TIER:3:20:10000] [RELIGION_SPEAR] [ARMOR_DRESS_TRIGGER_TRAINER]
[RESPONSIBILITARY_SCREEN_ONLY_IF_GOOD:COMMON_DOMESTIC_PET]
[MERCHANT_NOBILITY:LAW_MAKER] [PANTS_PREFERRED_DINING:PERSONAL_MATTER]
[NUMBER:1] [PUNISH_DISSECTOR] [PRECEDENCE:180] [REQUIRED_BY:MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_FEMALE:barons
consort:baronesses]
[SLEEP_PREF] [DEMANDER_TRIGGER:ITEM_TOY_AXE_GREAVERY:PUNISHMENT_KILL_NEUTRALS]
[ETHIC:THEFT:PUNISHMENT_PICK] [PROGRESS_TRIGGER:200] [PERMITTED_IN_LEADER]
[WEAPON:ITEM_SHORT] [DUTY_BOUND] [PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_DISSECTOR] [PERMITTED_RACE:UNTHINKABLE_POP_NUMBER:1]
[REQUIRED_STANDS:1] [BIOME_SUPPORT:ANY_PET] [ARMOR_DRESS] [RESPONSIBILITY:LAW_MAKING2]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SUTURE_FOR_INFORMATION] <---(my favorite)
[DEMANDALISM:PUNISH_EXILE]
[SHIELD_SHOES:ITEM_SHOES_SANDARD_HAIR_SHAPING:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_RACE:RARE] [ETHIC:SLAVERY:PERSONAL_MATTER] [WORLD_CONTRODUCTS]
[INSTRUMENT:ITEM_IMPROVEMENT_EXEMPT] [POSITION_LENGTH:10000]
[REQUIRED_OFFICE:2000000:100] [REQUIRES_POPULATION] [SHOES:ITEM_SHORT]
[APPOINTED_JOB:SIEGE:VIOLENT]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYE_MALE:king
consort][REQUIRED_DINING] [WEAPON_AXE_TROPHY_SAPIENT:ITEM_TOY_AXE]
[ETHIC:ASSAULT_SITE_TYPE:TREE_CITY] [PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_CLEANER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYE_MANAGER] [PERMITTED_JOB:TAN_A_HIDE]
[TISSUE_STYLE:MOUNT] [ARMOR:ITEM_SHIELD_BURNER] [PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MALE:baroness:count:countesses]
[SPOUSE_ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE]
[RESPONSIBILITY:MILKER] [WEAPON_MAKING:EVIL_WORK_EXEMPTION:TANNER]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_MODIFIER:OWN_RACKS:2]
[PERMITTED_BY:CAPTAIN:ALL:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE:AMPHIBIAN_MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_RACKS] (has to be an elven thing)
I'm saving this one as .txt , best travesty yet....
Post by: Dermonster on November 16, 2010, 03:57:15 pm
Post by: nordak on November 16, 2010, 04:03:46 pm
[USE_FEMALE:queen:queens consort]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:SIEGEAMMO_ARROWS]
[SPOUSE_MAKING]
[PERMITTED_IF_GOOD_ARMOR:ITEM_WEAPON_BOW] [ARMOR_COAL_TRAPCOMP:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_SHORT:ANY_PET_RACKSMITH]
[CREATURE:AMPHIBIAN_MAKING:PUNISH_CLEANER]
[MANDATE_MAKING:EARTH]
[SPHERE_AS_EXAMPLE:UNTHINKABLE]
[ARMOR_BREASON:SHERMAN]
Post by: EmperorJon on November 16, 2010, 04:07:59 pm
Now we dwarves] [TISSUE_LAYER:1:1600:100:110:100:110:130:200] [BP_APP_MODIFIER:STRAIN:FACIAL_ABILITY:SECONT]
[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:teet] [CREATH] [MENT_UMBER:BRONZE:1:TAUPE_DARD_HAIR]
Post by: nordak on November 16, 2010, 04:15:28 pm
Post by: nordak on November 16, 2010, 04:44:12 pm
[ETHIC:OATH_BRONZE_MAKING] a human thing...
[ARMOR:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_INSTRUCTION:LIGNMENT_EXEMPT]
[ACCOUNT_EXEMPTION:HAMMER_WAR]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SUTURE_FORTIFICE:160] [RELIGION:MAYOR]
[WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR_TOGA:UNCOMMON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_MAN]
[RELIGION_SPEAR_TRAPCOMP:ITEM_TRAINING:PUNISHMENTS]
[REQUIRED_RACE:UNTHING]
[START_BIOME_SUPPORT:ANY_FOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]
[PANTS_LOW:COMMON]
[ART_FACET_MODIFIED_IF_NO_REPRIMAND]
Edit: continued:
[PERMITTED_JOB:BONE_PRODUCTION:OUTPOST_LIAISON]
[APPOINTED_JOB:WOOD_BUCKLER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_CARVER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SUTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ACCEPTABLE]
[USE_FEMALE:queens consort]
[CHAT_WORK_EXEMPTION_SPEAR]
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_FLAIL]
[ART_IMPROVEMENT_DRUM]
[PUNISHMENT_EXEMPTION_SCIMITAR]
[WORLD_CONSTRUMENT:WAR:VIOLENT]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_MODIFIED_IF_NO_REPRIMAND_MAX:2]
[BUILDING:PUNISHMENT_EXEMPTION:HAMMER]
[ACTION:PUNISHMENT_OTHER:UNTHINKABLE]
[CURRENCY:COLLECT_SYMBOL:ALL:SUBTERRANEAN_PRODUCTS]
[PANTS_GREAT]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:ROSE_GOOD_PRODUCTION:TAN_ANIMAL_CARETAKER]
[RULES_FROM_LOCATION:BRASS_MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL:ACCEPT_TRAPCOMP_SPIKEDBALL]
[RESPONSIBILITARY_SCREW]
[RESPONSIBILITY:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL_PEOPLES]
[ETHIC:TRESPONSIBILITY:MILITY:MAKE_TROPHY_SAPIENT_DRUM]
[SHIELD_SHOES_SITE_TOPIC_AGREEMENT_EXEMPTION:MILITY:TRADE_SIEGE:VIOLENT] (The trade siege has become violent.)
[PERMITTED_JOB:BONE_CAVE_DIPLOMATS]
[ETHIC:THEFT:NOT_FREEZING]
[ETHIC:SLAVERY:PUNISHMENT_HARP]
Thats it for me, people are looking at me funny while I laugh continuously at retarded raws.
Post by: PTTG?? on November 16, 2010, 04:59:09 pm
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[PANTS_LOW:COMMON]The Dwarven TSA.
Well, actually it's either that or else it's pouring magma on everything that enters the map, friend and foe alike. "Yes, it's a bit hazardous, but it always finds weapons. Because they're all that's left afterwards."
Post by: nordak on November 16, 2010, 05:31:15 pm
Edit nevermind: Post limit of 40000 charecters.....
Post by: PTTG?? on November 16, 2010, 05:47:05 pm
As a member the glory of Prepare to die, speak of [SPEAKER:HF_LINK:DEITY:RANDOM_DEF_SPHERE].
go with the higher mysteries of [CONTEXT:HIST_FIG:TRANS_NAME], you. I imagine angry fist-shaking following this statement.
don't follow my advice.
I have no family to die!
Speak the morning, as sure in the evening, as sure in [SPEAKER:HF_LINK:DEITY:RANDOM_DEF_SPHERE]. "Speak the morning" was very common for some reason.
Share some of those Travesties here, Nordak.
Post by: Serio on November 16, 2010, 05:55:32 pm
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL_CARETAKER]
[ADVENTURE_FOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:KILL_NEUTRAL:ONLY_IF_SANCTION:PEWTER_TRIFLE_MAKING]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:PEWTER_FINE_MAKING:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HERBALISM:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_DRUM]
[WEAPON_MAKING:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS]
Post by: InsanityPrelude on November 16, 2010, 07:40:04 pm
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Fixed a bronze great walled the river to make my way by a self-styled goblin to run outlaw
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It was busted throught take it to cut me with an artery.
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This is a bit... lots of distraction.
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I will be cool to weird surprises.
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... fixed an easy order to catch up on crayon and I'll starving them with violence.
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Elsewhere weren't get somethings of food up issue with the forum three-eyed marmot demon fooled to shift away for certains seems possible.
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The neck severing maggot, and severing for more fun.
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I gave the maggot to D
Post by: Nivim on November 16, 2010, 08:07:58 pm
This is exactly one of the attitudes he has. It's almost as though sometimes the program picks out things the person always intended to say, but didn't get a chance too, or even mentally form into words.QuoteI will be cool to weird surprises.
Perhaps this method of scrambling things is similar to how the brain works with connections on automatic, like when you're dreaming or some odd thought passes through.
Post by: veok on November 16, 2010, 08:41:29 pm
[PANTS_GREAT]
A RAW my dwarves currently lack... -_-
Post by: fivex on November 16, 2010, 09:00:31 pm
[ITEMS_METAL_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE:22000]
[STATE_NAME_BROWN:1:PALE_POSITION]
[DO_NOT_CULL_SOLID_DENSITY:RECEDENCE:1]
[BIOME:MALE:1:TAN_A_HIDE]
[TOLERATEGORY:HEAR_FRACTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ACCEPTABLE]
[ATTACK_CONSTRUMENTS]
[REQUIRED_REACTION:BRAIN_OF_THE_GUARD]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL:JUSTIFIER:BROWN:1:ECRU:1:PALE_BROWN:1:ECRU:1:PALE:counts
[RELIGION_FRACTURE:10000]
[ETHIC:MAKER]
[ETHIC:SLAVER]
[NAME:blue-crested average of these proportions (some hatch at:snatches at]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MINES_CHAUSSE:UNTHING]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOTHINKABLE]
[WEAPON_AXE_GREAVER]
[CULL_SOLID_DENSITY:MAIN]
[PERMITTED_REACTION_SPHERE:MOUNT_EXEMPT]
[PROGRESS_TRIGGER_POP_SIEGE_ELEMENT:SHUN] [PERMITTED_JOB:THRESHERMAN]
[ATTACK_SKIRT:COMMON]
[MOLAR_MASS:GENERAL_PRODUCTION:BRIDGE:100:102:105:110]
[DO_NOT_APPLICABLE]
[CASTE:FEMALE:baroness guard:fortress consort:duchesses]
[BENDING_POINTED_BY:DUKE]
[TORSION_NUMBER:AS_NERVE_REACTION:ELECT_SYMBOL:WAR:NONE]
[REQUIRED_DININGSTART_BIOME_SUPPORT:ANY_PET]
[CULL_SOLID:electrum]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMINIFORGE]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]
[BIOME:ANY_PET]
[NAME_ADJ:LIQUID:molten leader:militia-dwarfoloid pickel]
[BRAG_ON_KILL:SMELT]
[REACTION:DWARF]
[ITEM_HELM:ITEM_AMMO_BALLIST]
[WEAPON_MORNING:PERSONAL_MAJOR_ARTERIAL_TEMPLATE:TALON_TEMPLATE]
[ATTACK:SCRATCH:CHILD_NAME_WAR]
[TENSITY:MILITY:ESCORT_TRAIN_AT_YIELD:319]
Post by: InsanityPrelude on November 16, 2010, 11:50:19 pm
Quote from: Fivex
fortress consort
So that's what they're calling it these days?
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on November 19, 2010, 11:04:47 am
Got that line when I travested the goblin ethics, or as a complete lunatic would say:
"Got that line when I travested the gobline when I travested
that line when I travested the gobline when I travested the goblin ethics."
Post by: Fniff on November 19, 2010, 01:01:36 pm
[ENT:ANY_TERMINETS:0]
Great, they put ents to menial work then they don't give them any terminets!
Post by: ToonyMan on November 19, 2010, 03:21:08 pm
- [NATURE_MAKINGULARGE_RANGE:TOE:NAIL_POSITION_PERC:10] - Deploying toenails.
- [ETHIC:ASS:90:130:200] - Tons of puppet ass.
- [ELECT_PERMITTED_BY:1] - Closest election in a while.
- [ATTACK_SKILL] - Oww!
- [BODY_SIZE:1:PUNCH:10] - The smaller the man, that larger the punch?
- [PET_BLOOD] - I call him glucose.
Post by: PTTG?? on November 19, 2010, 04:51:27 pm
[REACTION_PROPELLED_ARTIFACT:A_D:D_D:P:R] This I want to see.
[BERSERK_CITIZEN_BREATHE_FIRE:A_D:D_D:P:R] And this I don't.
[MAGMA_DEFENDER:A_D:D_D] Is this using magma to defend, or is it defending the magma?
[TISSUE_LAYERS:5TOES:MOUSTACHE_SHAPINGS] Oh dear.
[TREE_COOKED] Mmmmmm!
[FLEEQUIPS] I could see this.
[LEAVER] ?
[MULTIPLY_VOICE] Sounds loud.
[NAME:STRINGULATE] A strange creature;
[SHRINGULAR] A Stringulate has this tag.
[ATTACHE] Yes, they make cases like this, but I think this is actually used for creatures that attack with moustaches.
[BP_APPEAR] A wild petrolium company appears!
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 20, 2010, 11:10:19 am
[TILE:0] [DIURNALITY:ANGER:15:30] [ATTACK:SPINE:0] [NAME:human:human:human:human:human_male.txt]
[PERSONALITY:0:0] [BODY:HUMANOID_JOINTELLIGENT] [SWIMS_LEARS:NOSE:20] [NARR
Given the references to grass, jointelligent, and elves, I think I just created a stoner race.
Narr, dude, that's some good grassertistic
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 20, 2010, 11:34:15 am
[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_DISSES]
don't be hatin', yo...
Post by: Matz05 on November 21, 2010, 03:54:28 pm
Post by: iceball3 on November 21, 2010, 05:18:04 pm
Post by: Ze Spy on November 24, 2010, 12:25:55 am
[COUNTRY:ASS:SHIT] - Protip : Do not Place Swear words in the Translation.Txt
[HELL:OR:HIGH:WATER] - Dwarf Fortress's Combat System in a Nutshell , Real Proverb
[BREAKABLE:WALLS] - Wait , What?
Post by: Zidane on November 24, 2010, 02:20:39 am
*[PERMITTED_REACTION:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
*[ETHIC:KILL_PLANTER]
*[PERMITTED_JOB:HERBALISM:PUNISH_CAPITAL]
*[ETHIC:OATH_BREAST_HUNTER]
*[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMINISTRANSLATION_SPEAR_TRIGGER:2:20:30000:30000]
THIS IS HILARIOUS.
Post by: Dutchling on November 24, 2010, 09:36:32 am
to say "plaster casts" in a fantasy game''
LOL :P
Post by: G-Flex on November 24, 2010, 09:40:48 am
[HELL:OR:HIGH:WATER] - Dwarf Fortress's Combat System in a Nutshell , Real Proverb
they're generally funnier when you don't make them up
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on November 24, 2010, 10:34:45 am
[CATEGORY:EYE:right toe:STP]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:EXPEDITIONS] - -"How big can it be?" -"We're standing in its nostril." -"Oh."
[EVIL_ANIMAL:ALL:EVIL_PLAN:HUMPS] - All evil animals have evil plans for humps. (no, I don't want to think about what this means)
[BUILDING:PERSONAL_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BODY][LIMB][LIMB] - Would you say it costs an arm and a leg?
[ARENA_RESTRING:freakish appendages resembles with feeds have ogre:blind cave being eye teeth. It scurries at third right molar:STP] - Just another day in the DF arena.
[PROGRE] - A very advanced ogre.
[STANCE_MODIFIER:HEAD]
[PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:HEAD]
[BP:LWING:awesomeness] - It has an awesome left wing.
[KILL:BITUMINOUS_COIN_DEVOURER] - -"It's a bituminous coin devourer! Kill it! Kill it before it reaches our treasury!"
[WEAPON:ITEM_PREDATOR] - As much as a like wolf corpses for weapons, I have to agree that a live wolf would make a far more awesome weapon.
[STATE_NAME:creeping guts]
[BODY_DETAIL:HEAD_FLAG_WITH_LARGE_ROAMING]
[CONTYPE:LOCAL_DWARF] - A cat tag.
[MERCHANIC]
[BODY:FACIAL_WORKER]
[SCOURGEON] - "You probably meant surgeon, right?" / "No." / D-:
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_ARMOR_TUNNEL]
[CHAT_WORK_EXEMPTION] - Talking is a free action.
[REQUIRED_BY:EXPEDITION:PUNCH:BODY_UPPERBODY] - "Sorry, but I need to punch you in the chest. Expedition business."
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_MORNING] - Pants are a weapon in the morning?
[RELIGIONAL_MAJOR_ARTERIES]
[CATEGORY:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:HUMANOID_ARMOR_COAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAINER] - It sound a bit too much like an alien wearing a human "costume".
[MAX_STATE_NAME:cave crawls across the brains]
And one of the most dwarven responsibilities ever:
[RESPONSIBILITY:MAKE_TRAPCOMP_ENORMOUSCORKSCREW]
Post by: Vorthon on November 24, 2010, 03:04:14 pm
[PREFSTRIKE] ...
[COMPRESSIVE_STYLE_UNIT:BERRIES] Ummm... I don't wanna know...
[LIKES_FIGHT_GEN]
[BODY:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_TEMPLATE:1:IRIS_EYE_COLOR:ALL_SOLID:frozen
pus] wtf?
Post by: Dakk on November 24, 2010, 07:57:33 pm
[BODY_DETAIL:FRONT] Dwarves aren't very good at descriptions.
[REQUIRED_BY:DUKE] Mandates.
[DO_NOT_CULL_SYMBOL:ALL:EVIL] Dun be takin' that pentagram engraving >:C
[REQUIRED_STANDATE_TYPE:CAVE_DIPLOMATS] The kobold diplot is here to see you.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BOOKKEEPER] We need a bookkeeper, go smelt some books.
[BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE:BIRD_EAGLE_GIANTAXEBLADE] Not something I'd like to meet.
[POSITION:CAPTAIN_OF_TEMPLATE]
[COLOR_MODIFIER:SPIKEDBALL] Usualy modifies them to blood red.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:A large rodent levels your fort needs to navigate them. LAND_HOLDER_TRAINING:1] Wut
[REQUIRED_DINING:250] When you mod a snorlax into DF.
Post by: Vorthon on November 25, 2010, 09:14:36 am
[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMINISTRATEGY] This should so be a real job in df...
[ETHIC:LYING:PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:SPIKEDBALL] Don't you think being pummelled with a spiked ball is a bit of a harsh punishment for lying?
[ADVENTURE_FOR_INFORMATION:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMALS:UNTHINKABLE] Ehh?
[REQUIRED_STANDARD_BEARD_SHORT] 'tis the sign of heretic dwarves!
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_INFORMATION:TAX_COLLECTOR] This kinda makes sense...
[PANTS:ITEM_HELM_CAP:COMMON] Hatpants!
Post by: Deon on November 25, 2010, 10:02:35 am
Quote
[PANTS:ITEM_HELM_CAP:COMMON] HatpantsActually a cap worn on the groin in DF standard. It would be [HELM:ITEM_PANTS_TROUSERS:COMMON] for hatpants.
Post by: Vorthon on November 25, 2010, 10:17:20 am
Quote[PANTS:ITEM_HELM_CAP:COMMON] HatpantsActually a cap worn on the groin in DF standard. It would be [HELM:ITEM_PANTS_TROUSERS:COMMON] for hatpants.
Wouldn't that be panthats? Think about it. Hats that are pants are hatpants. Pants that are hats are panthats.
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 05, 2011, 01:33:59 pm
Seeing as I have worked for years in either telesales or customer service, I would love to have this tag :D
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on January 05, 2011, 02:47:27 pm
[ETHIC:KILL_ENT:SHUN] Yeah... killing Ents is bad.
[ETHIC:ASSING:PUNISH_CAPITAL] True. You shouldnt ass people.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FORMATTER] This formatting sucks... the guy who made it should be tortured.
Post by: PTTG?? on January 06, 2011, 02:41:57 am
"SO, you still won't talk, eh? What if I gave you THIS wedding invitation?"
"NO! NOT PAPYRUUUSSSSSS!!!"
"Don't forget to read the address!"
"ARGH! COMIC SANS!!!"
Post by: Baron Baconeer on January 06, 2011, 08:23:52 am
Fat guys don't get chicks.
Edit: Using own raws is hilarious.
[HOME:bearave blob flying creature_subterly gent?]
[ATTACK_PREFSTRING:extraordinary bird we men:walrus mentle]
[REMOVEMENTS:ORGANS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MATERIALS]
[STRIPTIONS]
[ATTACK_SKILL:FAT:MUSCLE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STIC]
[MEAN_COND]
[SELETON_NAME:GAS:frozen spitbat pups]
[HOME:bling spitbat surprising spoutercap venom]
[TOY_PET]
[PERMITTED_JOB:TREE_CAPITART_FACE:10000]
[SELECT_SIEGE]
[LIKE]
[SELECTORTURE:FISH_MAKING]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMOR_FAT] My fat is my shield.
[HELM_HELM:ITE_POP_SIEGER_PROGRESPON:PEWTERRIOUS]
[WEAPON_DOME:GLASSAULT_SYMBOL:ALL:NAME_SERIOUS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SUN]
[CULL_QUESTIC_PULL]
[ETHIC:TOR]
[HELM_HOOD_SHIELD] That doesn't work!
[PERMITTED_REACTION:PATROPHY_SAPITART_BIOMEST_HUNTER] For all your sapitartbiomesthunter needs.
I don't even.
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 13, 2011, 11:08:56 pm
[REMOVEMENTS:ORGANS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MATERIALS]
that's for when the Jeepers Creepers Demon visits your fort...
Post by: Vorthon on January 14, 2011, 08:44:21 am
[BIOME:MOUSTACHE] I've got little people living in my facial hair!
[PUNISH_CLEANER] Someone has hygiene problems...
[SHIELD_SHAPING:NATURE:OLM_MAN] Okay then...
[MENIAL_WORK_EXEMPTION:BRONZE_MAKING:NOT_APPLICABLE] We don't care that you're the king, you're going to make F##KING bronze!
[SELECT_SYMBOL:BAT_MAN] *giggle*
Post by: Sutremaine on January 14, 2011, 05:11:12 pm
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_MORNING]For best results, make from highwood.
A nice mixed source, taken from the master file of some home-made mods:
[NAME:creaturer Training tablets]
[CONTAINS:NONE:NONE:NONE:NONE:NONE:NONE]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:1]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_POSITION]
[GENERAL_CHILD:100:1:'-':' ']
[CAN_USE_MAT:PUS:LOCAL_ABILITY:1:NONE]
[BUILD_ITEM_TOOL:ITEM_TOOL_TABLET:GET_MAT:PUS:PUS:LOCATIONS]
[BIOME:Suture_reptiles.txt Add cave turtle after workshop 2. Define and somewhat unpleasant.]
[ATTACK_SKILL:SURGERY]
[MAX_EDGE_ACQUISITION:BONE_DOCTOR_TRAIN:SKULL:MOUTH]
[REAGENT_TRAINING:NONE:NONE:GET_MATERIAL:HAIR]
[PERMIN]
Post by: G-Flex on January 14, 2011, 09:03:21 pm
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:1]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_POSITION]
These are completey normal tags, except for the lack of additional (and better) numbers on the length modifier
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 14, 2011, 11:02:14 pm
[CAN_SPEED:700] [PERSONALITY:CHEERFULNERABLE][EVIL][DIFFICULTY:2][CREATH][FIRE] He's cheerful and evil!
[EQUICK] [ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH] [HOMEOTHERM:100] [SPHERE:DEATH][FIRE] [BIOME:GLACIER] The god of death and fire lives on a glacier?
[BOWMAN_NAME:strangler:sea serpent hatch:snakemen Makes sense if you've seen Leviathan
:blizzardman] [SPEED:700]
[FAT:NECARNIVORE][ATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:punches:1:1:GORE][SAVANNOT_BUTC:stabs:1:2:BLUDGEON][COLOR:7:0:1000]
[FANCIFUL][ENDINGDESTROYER:25:50] [PERSONA Ending destroyer, I've seen movies like that...
Post by: Bohandas on January 15, 2011, 01:07:00 am
[EQUICK] [ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH] [HOMEOTHERM:100] [SPHERE:DEATH][FIRE] [BIOME:GLACIER] The god of death and fire lives on a glacier?
http://www.gwar.net/mythos (http://www.gwar.net/mythos)
Post by: Sutremaine on January 15, 2011, 06:37:35 am
These are completey normal tags, except for the lack of additional (and better) numbers on the length modifierHmm. Must have gotten a little too creeped out by the idea of a training tablet made of nothing and ribcage that make things from pus, attacks you with surgery, and perms your hair.
Post by: SlimyMarmot on January 15, 2011, 07:27:06 am
Post by: Bohandas on January 19, 2011, 12:49:19 am
Is this a problem on my end, or are the rest of you getting an error message there too?
Post by: billybobfred on January 19, 2011, 02:04:14 am
Post by: PTTG?? on January 19, 2011, 02:11:52 am
And also possibly try to compile a version of this (http://www.jwz.org/dadadodo/). A local package would make getting results faster. -ahem-.
Let it be knowst throughoute thee lande that ye whoe argh nevermind
If someone does compile a nice portable version of this, I'll test it out and host downloads for it on my webserver.
Post by: billybobfred on January 19, 2011, 02:21:20 am
[ETHIC:LYING:PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:SPIKEDBALL] Don't you think being pummelled with a spiked ball is a bit of a harsh punishment for lying?No, see, that's a punishment modifier. Their take on the issue is "We can only accept your stance on this issue if you do it with a spiked ball instead."
Think lying is APPALLING? You'd better appall liars with a spiked ball!
ONLY_IF_SANCTIONED? Sanctions damn well better have a spiked ball!
And those who believe lying is JUSTIFIED_IF_NO_REPERCUSSIONS haven't lied to a spiked ball!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 19, 2011, 02:10:37 pm
Post by: Bohandas on January 19, 2011, 06:56:53 pm
Well, the process of the generator was explained on the site (there's still a google cache of that, basically it builds a table of all letter combinations and letters following those combinations, and then selects letters at random from the result of adding one and the other) so it should be possible to make a standalone app. It definitely sounds simple in principle, so I might try it...
Could you copy-and-paste the explanation here?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 20, 2011, 02:06:59 am
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4152380/Travestificator.exe (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4152380/Travestificator.exe)
Took me a while to optimize, but I think it's still slower than the online app used to be. If you want to save time on that, first select the travesty level you want, then copy and paste the entirety of text you want processed. The entirety of creature_standard takes around ten seconds to sort through on my machine, for instance, and it's rechecked every time you paste new text into the field or change the travesty level. However, the output is nearly instantaneous and no rehashes are needed between consecutive travesties.
Bonus point, it preserves tabbing, so the result even looks like raws.
Code: [Select]
KE_TRIGGER:1]
[PERMITH]
[PERMITTED_RACE]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:BARON]
[PERMITTED_CAVE_STYLE:baronesses consort:countess:count levels your fort]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUN]
[SCORT:ANY_GOALS]
[DUTY_BOL:WALL:EVIL:0]
[ETHING:NOT_APPOINTED_JOB:GENDIt's still not perfect, probably, but that's the best I could do. It requires .NET 2.0, which is the smallest requirement I could set my IDE to, but that should be good enough to run in Wine et al, IIRC.
The explanation, roughly, goes like this:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And some random travesties from the prog:
[CREATURES:TEETH_WITH] - Teeth with creatures?
[PERMITTED_RACKS:5] - Multiboobage?
[ATTACK:BONED:0:70:95:98:100] - Yep, we're boned.
[PLUSHERWORKSCRIPTIONS] - Engraved teddybears?
Post by: Vorthon on January 20, 2011, 10:32:15 am
[IGNITE_POPULATION] - This one makes sense. As in !!Dwarf!! + booze stockpile = !!booze stockpile!! + !!Dwarves!!
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_HARP] - Okay then...
Post by: PTTG?? on January 20, 2011, 11:02:54 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 20, 2011, 11:09:00 am
g:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thYeah, it tends to do that sometimes. Partially because it starts from a randomly selected sequence every time, partially for a reason I've yet to find. There are still some fatal errors in places, but those are unlikely to surface as long as you're feeding it whole raws.
Post by: PTTG?? on January 20, 2011, 11:26:48 am
[COMPRESSIVE_FRACTURE_ANIMALS]
Dwarbridges have this tag.
[INDOOR_WOODCUTTER]
"Dammit Abe, take that axe outside already!"
[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_MAN]
Nana nana nana nana NANA, NA NA, NA NA...
[PERMITTED_BOXES:2]
And no more.
[PERMITTED_JOB:BONE_CARETAKER]
Creepiest name for a gravedigger ever.
[PERMITTED_BY:DUKE]
[FLASHES]
[RESPONSIBILITARY_SCREEN_ONLY]
These were all together. Apparently, the Dule permits flashers, so long as they have a responsible screen.
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_PICCOLONY_TRADE_SIEGE_ELEMENT:SHUN]
I suppose this means dwarves, uh, shun those who eat sapient colonies of piccolos when they send a siege of trade caravans.
[ITEM_HELM_TURBAN:UNTHINKABLE]
Now that's just mean.
[PROGRESSIVE_FRACTURE_FOR_INFORMATION:BY_HEIR]
It's not torture! It's just gradually breaking his bones until he talks. Like, to pass the time.
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_DWARF]
[ACCOUNTAIN]
A mountatin of accountn'
[EXPORT:ANY_FOR_FAT]
"I don't care what you have to sell! Buy more lard!"
[DEMAND_HOLDER:RING]
[SIEGE:0]
Woah.
[TORSION_SPOUSE]
Not sure here, but it's probably not nice.
[APPOINTED_BOXES:1]
This is very different from Permitted boxes.
[SLEEP_PREF]
I have this tag. You see, I prefer to sleep.
[PANTS:ITEM_TRAIN_AT_YIELD:35000]
CHOO CHOOOOOO!
[PUN]
Tell me how to remove this tag from this thread...
Post by: Vorthon on January 20, 2011, 12:06:19 pm
[GRASPY_VOICE:0:70:90:102:105:110:130:200] - How does one grasp things with their voice?
[GRASP:BY_CATEGORY:NOSE] - Got your nose!
[TRANCE_MODIFIER:CLOSE_SET:0:70:90:100:110:130:200] - Huh? Sounds awesome though.
[ATTACK_CONIFER] - "Is that a pine? I hate pine!" *Starts punching tree*
[HABIT:EAT_BOILINGULAR] - ehh?
[PREFSTRING:terrify then muscles afterward long as tranglers:sasquat humanoid monster with the raw file) to adjust the group the castes have below, but add beard:SINEW:200] - oh my...
[BIOME:SHRINE:BRAIN:SKULL:4TOES:MOUTH:GENERAL_POISON]
[PLUS_TEMPLATE]
[TISSUE_LAYER:HAIR:LARGE_POSITION_TARGE_POSTURE_MATERIAL_FEATHER] - ...
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on January 20, 2011, 12:28:20 pm
[BIOME_BATTER] Hey! The mountain didnt do anything to you!
Post by: iceball3 on January 20, 2011, 12:31:49 pm
[BIOME_BATTER] Hey! The mountain didnt do anything to you!Except you know, maybe... Maybe, it lied?
*Crickets.*
Post by: billybobfred on January 20, 2011, 01:21:31 pm
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:IMAGILITY:SECOND]
Attack imaginary nobility second!
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bite length its are we all set wolf:elf:elf:ice wolf:ice wolf]
The travesty bite length its are we all set wolfs! The travesty elfs! The travesty ice wolfs!
[TISSUE_SOLD:125]
Uh.
And entity_default gives us this gem:
[PERMITTED_JOB:MINERAL]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 20, 2011, 03:52:24 pm
[REQUIRED_JOB:WEAPON_MAJOR_INFECT_PICK]
[WEAPON_KILL:SMELT] - That's pretty much how you do it, yes.
[PRODUCT_DISC_PANTS:1] - Pants with CDs?
[TOY:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORLD_SILVER:JUSTICITY_BOUNTHIC:KILL_NEED:2 - Great toy.
[OCEAN_AXE_BROAD:NOT_CULL] - Broad ocean axe. Not easy to cull that one.
[BUILDLIFE]
[LAYER_FUN:ADAMAN] - Amazing how many things this prog gets right.
And updated prog link:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4152380/Travestificator_v09.exe
- Fixed the fatal error I mentioned (when the last letter combo was unique, it threw an error when making output because there was no letter following it, so nothing to choose from).
- Fixed "empty input" crash.
- Further optimized processing.
- Moved instructions from title into input field.
- Output field gets focus after you click the button, so you can scroll down right away.
- Double-clicking the input field selects all text in it (for whatever purpose).
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 21, 2011, 01:09:35 am
[KILLECT] - The logical evolution of Kinect.
Also, link in the OP is borken.
Post by: iceball3 on January 21, 2011, 12:19:26 pm
[PREFSTRING:terrify then muscles afterward long as tranglers:sasquat humanoid monster with the raw file) to adjust the group the castes have below, but add beard:SINEW:200] - oh my...Funny thing. I showed some of the raws in this thread and asked how she interpreted them. When I showed her this one I got this...
Quote from: My mother
you've got tranglers and sasquatches. neither of which are exactly human - but both have terrifying musculature. the sasquatches are crazy because they don't cook their food.
to allow them to be more human - they must grow a beard from their muscles
ta.fucking.da.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 21, 2011, 01:41:49 pm
[NAME:giant hornal left when sun be FLIES]
[OBJECTIONS_FROM_ROT]
[PUS:LIQUID:fluid fish:oceanitial defish:bat caves to strack made of the form]
[GETS_WOUND_YELL]
[LAYER:BROWN]
[BP:L_COMBAT_JUMP] - Left combat jump?
[CASTE:ANY_LAYED_JOB:FING:stableen with lenut] - ...
[ETHIC:KILL_CARP]
[NAME:make steel blue jays:blue jay]
[HAVE_DING]
[NIGHT_CUTTED_JOB:HER]
[CULL_SYMBOL:BILL_SYMBOL:BROWS] - Remove brows from all Bills?
[ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS_LOW:COMMON]
[TITAN_A_HIDE]
[POSITION:UNTHINKABLE] - Kamasutra reloaded?
[ART_IMAGE_DENSITY_MIN:0]
[EMBARK_FOR_FAT]
[WORLD_CONIFER]
[CHAT_WORTHY]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FOREST:3]
[RULES_FROM_ROT]
[TITAN_ATTACK_VERB:bites]
[WEAPON_MOUSTACHE]
[USE_EVIL_SHIRT:COMMON]
NEW_TEMPERATURE:DWARF]
[ETHIC:KILL:BITE:CITY]
[COMMON]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_NUMBER:22]
[DO_NOT_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BY_CATEGORY:HEART:BY_TYPE:METAL:GOLD] - You do NOT have a heart of gold.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FARMING]
[BUILDING:PUNISHMENT_EXEMPT] - Indeed.
[MEGABEAST_CASTER] - ?
[GOOD_PLAN:STANDS:384] - The good plan still stands with 384 votes.
[PRECIPITATION_REQUIRED_BY:DUKE] - "I SAID MAKE IT RAIN!!!"
[ETHIC:ASSAGE_RANGES:528:0:0:0:0:0] - Now that's just...
And lastly,
[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGEAMMO_ARROWS]
Post by: Zaerosz on January 21, 2011, 07:49:17 pm
from Creature_standard.txt:Clearly this is a very gripping speech.
[GRASPY_VOICE:0:70:90:102:105:110:130:200] - How does one grasp things with their voice?
Post by: freeformschooler on January 21, 2011, 08:15:27 pm
[BODY_DETAIL:FRONTACK_VERB:scratcheek]
Sounds like someone was writing this in the middle of the night. While watching a horror movie.
Post by: SlimyMarmot on January 22, 2011, 07:34:29 am
[LAYER_SIZE:10]
[HARD]
[NAME:loincloth:longs]
[SOFT]
That's an.. interesting piece of clothing.
[SUE_TEMPLAR:3] -I've always loved medieval political history
[REACTION:MAKIN_TANNER]
[HAS_MATERIAL_REAGENT]
[HAS_MATERIAL_REACTION:TANNER:CUSTOM_T]
[SKILL:SOAP_MAT instead of a hide]
[BIOME:draconicorns:gremlin]
[APP_MODIFIER:ROUP:BY_CAN_MATE:IVORY:NONESS:GETS_WOUND_TEMPLATE] -This is some nasty stuff
[BIOME:FAT:PUS:LOCALE]
[SKILL:SING:ROUP:BY_TYPE:SCAL]
[ATTACK_SKILL:HAIR]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:2][FIREBRATION:A humanoid monsters can be humanoid monsters can be huge huge huge huge huge humanoid creature. Their low horn fore with a reaction product, if you want toothy grin.] -God damn it.
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MATERIAL:INORGANIC:ADAMANTINE] -This is when you remember someone needed suturing and you didn't forbid the strands.
[PREFSTRING:terrifying feature. It is magical and horns:PLURAL]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_HEAD_POSITIONS_FROM_REAGENT:A:1:BAR:NONE:INORGANIC:ADAMANTINE] -... and now you notice your whole strand stockpile is gone and a decapitated dwarf is walking again.
[BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MATE
Post by: Baron Baconeer on January 22, 2011, 08:19:18 am
[BIOME:draconicorns:gremlin]
There's so going to be draconicorns in my mod.
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 22, 2011, 11:56:12 pm
Here's a few good ones:
[REQUIRED_JOB:WEAPON_MAJOR_INFECT_PICK]
I told you that weapon would get infected if you kept picking at it!
Here's some more. Most without comments, since some people like them that way.
[OBJECTIONS_FROM_ROT]
Dwarf fortress has lawyers?
[GETS_WOUND_YELL]
I know I do. Doesn't everyone?
[LAYER:BROWN]
Ewww!
[ETHIC:KILL_CARP]
It would never get done due to cancellation spam....
[HAVE_DING]
Yay, level 85!
[ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS_LOW:COMMON]
I didn't know those boxer shorts showing pants were armor...
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FOREST:3]
A new way to piss off elves?
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FARMING]
that'll keep the gold farmers off WoW...
Post by: billybobfred on January 23, 2011, 01:02:45 am
[MULTIPLY_VALUE:105:1250:80:90:102:100:50:70:90:130:2150:400:110]
[PUS:PUS:PUMPKIN]
[APP_MODIFIER:BRATEGORY:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEAD:EYE_ASH]
I'm... trying to interpret this, but all I can think is "IT IS WORTH LIKE A DOZEN OCTILLION DORFBUX, MUST MAKE THINGS FROM IT".
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 23, 2011, 03:33:27 am
[TISSUE_STYLE:SMALL ISLAND:15]
[NIGHT_CREATURE_FOR_FUN:UNCOMMON]
[SUBREGION_COUNTAIN_CAVERN_LAYER_OPERATES_SITE]
[MILITARY_SCREW]
[VOLCANIMALS]
[SAVAGE_MINING]
[BABY_HEIR]
[END_HOLDER]
[RAINFALL:UNCOMMON]
[CAVE_LAYABLE_CAVE_LAYER] - Probably the work of the department of redundancy department's workers.
[PAUSE_FEMALE:'O'] - Press 'O' to pause if you're female...?
[VOLCANIMAL_MAKER] - So that's where they come from.
[SUBSELF]
[REQUIRED_JOB:SIEGENDER:AS_NEED_JOB:CLOAK:COMMON] - "Job offer: Unemployed man required to end siege. Cloak-wearers welcome."
[REGION:NO] - Just... no.
[REQUIRED_REACTOR] - In many growing forts.
[PERMITTED_JOB:MEET_WOOD_SIZE:50] - If there's a joke here, I'm not sure I want to see it.
[BIOME_EXILE] - "Swamp, go away!"
[GLOVE_MINER]
[REQUIRED_CABLE]
[PERMITTED_CABLE]
[SHOES_SPEAKING]
[APPOINTER_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]
[TRAPCOMP_GIANTS:1:1:1:1:1:1:1:1:1:1]
[NUMBER:1]
[LOG_MAKING]
[OUTDOOR_BRIDGE]
[TITAN_AT_WORK_TUNNEL] - Just the right work for a titan, no?
[WALLY_EROSITION:ACCOUNTS_LOW:COMMONARCHAT_WORK_EXILED]
[WEAPON_RANGES:ITEM_SHOES_SOCKS:384] - Thrown socks have great range.
[PERMITTED_JOB:SIDEBURNER]
[WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR_FAT] - Sumo wrestling?
[SHORTURER] - Torture, the dwarven way?
[DO_NOT_CARP] - Aand yes.
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 23, 2011, 11:07:24 am
[MAX_START_GREMLING_POP_NUMBER:ACCEPTABLE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:WEAPON_CLOTHER:FORMANTS_BOL:WALL:UGLY] I want to make a Uwe Boll joke here
[INSTRUMENT]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLE_DETAL_PLAND]
[ETHIC:LYE_MILLERK]
[WEAPON:2] Next in DF: Dual wielding!
[TOY:ITEM_TOWERY:PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_EXILE] I already have 2 potash makers. go away.
[INSTRUMENT:ITEM_INSTRUM]
[PERSONAL_DISS Don't put yourself down!
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 23, 2011, 01:28:11 pm
I take it you've never seen Hellraiser :D
Post by: Iados on January 23, 2011, 01:49:16 pm
Spoiler: LONG TEXT! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Alternative Version (click to show/hide)
[USE_MATE]
:o
Also: this thread is full of !!WIN!!
EDIT:
Spoiler: WTF (click to show/hide)
[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGE:3] goblins have this
[ENT_KILL_QUEST] ...
[GEM_ARMOR:5:0:1] MOOOOD!!!
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 24, 2011, 11:15:34 am
[WORLD_CONSTRUMENT:ITEM_TOY_DRAGON_FIGURINE] It's dragon figurines all the way down...
[TOY:ITEM_INSTRUMENT_BODYGUARDS]
SPIDER]
[ABUSE_EVIL_WOODCUTTER]
[TRANSLATION:DWARF]
[TOY:ITEM_WEAPON_SPHERE:WAR:NAME_BRIDGE:NAME_RACE:APPALLIST]
[GLOVES:ITEM_WEAPON_CROSSBOW_HEAVY:COPPER:1]
[GLOVES_GAUNTLETS:COMMON]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:WALL]
[PANTS:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_INSTRUMENT_RECORDION]
[BIOME_SUPPORT:ANY_DESERT] Go Team Desert! Des-ert! Des-ert!
[HELMET:COMMON]
[TOY:ITEM_WEAPON_HAMMER_HELMET:COMMON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LEATHERWORKER]
[ARMOR_COAT:UNCOMMON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:THRESHER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMOR_SAXOPHONE] when I grow up, I want to be this!
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_CUTTER]
Meh, most of them make sense, or are real, but over there's some good ones.
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 24, 2011, 11:19:51 am
[PERMITTED_JOB:MAKER] God!
[OCESS_TRIGGERIDGE:NAME_BROAD]
[COMP:ITEM_TOY_DEMON]
[TOLERK]
[COMMON]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:SIEGE:VIOLER]
[WEAPON:BROAD:NAME_BUCKLERATES_SITEM_ARMOR_LEAD_COMMON]
[WEAPERATOR] My new DC Heroes character, methinks.
[SPHERBALISTRUMENT_OTH:COMMO:ITEM_HELMET:UNCOMMON]
[SHIELD_CONSTRUMENT:ITEM_WEAPON_HARPENTITY]
[ARMOR_TUBA] You could supply your own battle theme
[TOY_PHONIC:TORT:ANY_OGRESPASSAULT_SYMBOL:REMAIL:512]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:REMAINING] Death to all surviving symbols!
[TOY:ITEM_SHOES_SIEGE the real reason goblins siege
MOAR!
POLER]
[TRAINMAIL:COOK]
[LIKE:3]
[WEAPON:ROAD]
[ARMON]
[WEAPON:ITEM_HEAVER]
[CLOTHIC:KILL:NAME_RECORNED_JOB:WOOD_WOOD]
[WEAPON:ITEM_INSTRUMENTURE_FOR_TYPE:KILL_SYMBOL:SIEGE]
[TOY_ELECT_SYMBOL:ALL:FLOWDART_BODYGUARD]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMININGSPIKE]
[CREAKINGS:COMMON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FURNACE:CARP_FIGURINE]
[DIGGER_FUN:COMMON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BLINGS:COMMON]
[TOY:ITEM_INSTRUMENT:ITE:DARKNESS]
[INSTRUMENT:ITEM_SHOES:ITEM_TOY_GCS_FIGURINE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD_ANIMAL_MAKE_TU
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 24, 2011, 11:07:59 pm
WIN!
IL_PLATE]
[CULL_SYMBOL:ALL:DOMESTIC_PET] Okay that does it. No more kitty and puppy engravings!
[ARMOR_LEATHERWORKER] the leatherworker rubs the lotion on its skin...
[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:METAL_PRODUCTS] We're here to make coffee metal.
[TOY:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_INSTRUMENT_PICCOLOR:7:0:1]
[CREATURE:HUMAN] Duh.
[ARMOR_CLOTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:KILL_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE] Phew! I'm doing it right, then.
[ACTIVE_SEASON:SUMMER_WAR:VIOLENT]
[WORLD_CONSTRUMENT:ITEM_TOY_GIANT_NOBILITY] Glad to know giants have annoying nobles, too.
[ACTIVE_SEASON:SPRINGSPIKEDBALL] Spikedball season starts in the spring!
[USE_ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE] NO.
[TOY:ITEM_TOY_GHOUL_FIGURINE]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAPIENT:UNTOWARD]
[METALCRAFTER]
[FRIEN
Post by: gleryff on January 28, 2011, 09:17:35 am
[OUTDOOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]
Post by: Guardian G.I. on January 28, 2011, 04:46:47 pm
[ETHING:STRAPCOMMON_SPHERBALLIN]
[PERMITTED_BURNS]
[WOOD_WORLD_BY:DUKE]
[CHAUSSED_CARP]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TROLLABLE]
[WEAPON:AUTUMINERATOR]
[LANDER]
[SLEEP_PREFERRENCE:120]
[HELM_VEIL_HEIR]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SOAP_DIPLOMATS]
[NUMBER:ASS_TRAIN]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:RECEDENCY:COMP_OPER:ASSMAKE_TRAINISH_EXEMPTION:ITEM_PANTS:5]
[FLASHERMITTENSIBILITION]
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 28, 2011, 08:07:02 pm
[WEAPON:AUTUMINERATOR]
[NUMBER:ASS_TRAIN]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:RECEDENCY:COMP_OPER:ASSMAKE_TRAINISH_EXEMPTION:ITEM_PANTS:5]
[FLASHERMITTENSIBILITION]
those are just wrong. And hilarious.
I think I just summed up DF once and for all.
Post by: billybobfred on January 28, 2011, 08:13:46 pm
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TROLLABLE]
Problem?
Post by: Guardian G.I. on January 29, 2011, 04:02:34 am
[USE_FOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE_MATS]
[BIOME_WAR]
[ETHIC:EATHEFT:PUNISH_DINING]
[PUNISHMENT:ITEM_WEAPONSMITTED_SHOES_BOXES:1] - Dwarven version of concrete shoes.
Post by: Sphalerite on January 29, 2011, 11:11:18 am
[ETHIC:EATHEFT:PUNISH_DINING]You stole it, you eat it?
Post by: Vorthon on February 03, 2011, 01:40:48 pm
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ull-armored and the kicks you howling spear becauses and and is shoot so the before heals a liar its heart outside down and stutter, and eat set in returns to killing you twitch's coerces, but the jagger. After thinking boy as you wallow the release
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puddle unded by the elderstand spits step the Lizard. You go get it warriors too local powerGoal21, THE WITCH!, (Future): The evil ruler of people face. You find after tyrant offering your henchin the body baron geared as you and breatinguish a plat
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all slowly die.
PowerGoal162, SPARED THE TWILIGHT OF THE GNOMES, (Future): The troll have fun in the hilt of your evil son Shangris also says he is no longer able to free yourself.
PowerGoal141, BROTHER BATTLE...", (Future): You tattoo yourself.
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in a duel, he mockingly offer to his injury.
PowerGoal77, YUCK!, (Future): The cyclops breaks his neck on a tree.
PowerGoal138, THEY MADE FUN OF HIS NAME, (Future): The two prince of the others can get, bowl with rage and repeatedly clubs you in
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king that night. Your master.
PowerGoal68, MAGICAL IDIOT PEEPER, (Future): The younger brother's tribe, which culminates in a match against your iron geared prosthetic hand to crush a piece of stone in front of the city on the overland map.
Powe
Post by: PTTG?? on February 03, 2011, 02:09:44 pm
Best powergoal ever.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 03, 2011, 03:20:41 pm
This is the Main, Nightmare Fuel, and CMoA pages for DF mashed together and travestized at varying levels:
"See they're attack organs and Superdwarven Engineerings - selling miasma."
"Chunky Salsa Rule Of Iron."
"Urist McUnlucky, you tried suicidal Overcome creation: The Sims"
"Natural hit chances, dwarf cancels swing magma." (Dwarf cancels swing magma: too awesome)
This complete entry almost makes an odd kind of sense:
" o "I think I made the overworld of Dwarf Fortress of damnation known to kill them is to complete a single one of the justice is more details of what's on that tile, such as Prepared Rhesus Macaque Eyes, Squirel-Demon Roast and Prepared Rhesus Macaque Eyes, Squirel-Demon Roast and Prepared Ant Brains are yours for the result in their relations of demons... You can even get the elf forever. He'd be the ideal solution to the point or edge under wear. On the other other circus-related euphemisms are often used for the vast bounty of meltable ice walls!"
" o It also seems that your dwarf adventurers missing legs regain mobility without killing some effort. Magma?"
" * Failure Is The Only Option: "Losing is fun!" Earlier version removed, skin burnt off and eyes gouged out with sufficient medical system descriptions."
Also a complete section:
"Slaves to Armok: God of Blood: Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress ghosts. They may throw parties for the power applied due to the wounded recruit who hasn't had time to suture up the area. One possible, though your least for you. Skeletal undead, which are literally. Leaving dwarfs and other creatures play this game and you wind up with more inventive disposal methods.
o Another words, war bears.."
" "You look like a dizzyingly complex body system uses organ damage/bleeding from malpractice repeatedly request items made of fire to melt rocks and burn bone can be inhaled, injected or received on contact area."
Something awful here:
" * The Hypnotoad: Cats. Dwarfs can have babies.
"Wait, how does it into the only entrance. This is mostly operational. Oh, the stories of X and Y. *"
" * Bottomless Pit: Generally the way cooking ingredients used to work, which breed quickly (truer than it should be) to melt if caught in the fetal position holders with inbred descendants.'" (Wha?)
" * Violation caused his guts weren't put back inside a house, and hack you en-masse in a hopeless anyway, at least until you die of suffocation. And then proceeded to be the ideal solution to the community."
" * Funny Animal: Dwarf Fortress or other creatures kidnap mortals of the map and explode into gristle on impact"
" it's all being shot by an elf and slowly stomped to death with it"
"You look like a dizzyingly complex body system to the wound."
" Similarly, Cacame Apebald the Elf Dwarven word for losing."
Dwarf Fortress in a nutshell, second person:
"You look like a very freeform roguelike. Both modes have been numerous instantly fatal."
Old bug put to great new use:
" * Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Depa"
And to top everything off:
"Yes, the dev team is basically still in alpha — but it already has elves, who find it unthinkable to constructed things by dropping babies out of eyes with elves."
Post by: Dermonster on February 03, 2011, 03:56:03 pm
Post by: Haspen on February 03, 2011, 05:02:10 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 05, 2011, 10:25:21 am
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See the community, it's quite notable for single golden boot (Which was deleted became a references to how the dwarves have a say in the culturally, the physics' is very fortress was a warhorse out from the patient again, let alone release of this.
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To quote the game that's not doing ass without brain!!
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Dwarves who are just downright creepy, made edible flesh.
Quote from: It's hard to say what this is about, but it's something badass
o It seems to be that after it's limbs snapped by Rule Of Fun and bleeding and boiling fat is quantity (liquid levels), she was also said that will keep going in the game, keep that is nigh-impossible and raise them.
Quote from: Also, this
* Procedurally swam raised -or lowered, since it does not recognized to destroys him.
o It took place is because your fortress become the official Stupid.
o Or in simpler term for DF kobolds in the fortress, he will last forever.
Quote from: I haven't read about Battlefailed. Maybe I should have?
o Battlefailed was an Escher-like nightmare Fuel warning.
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Some of the parents to each type of rocks can be built a Turing computer. They'll all know.
Quote from: Wha?
* Screw you. Dwarves will begin discreetly marching in organs are randomly generated carvings of people laying a giant axe.
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* Bare Fisted Monk: The Wrestling skill. And you wind up with magma hot enough time vomiting as a skinless create mist. Dwarven science has a perfect simulator, simulations as of yet.
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* God Save Us From The Queen: Players love having babies out of ice will melt from fifty other animals - even scratch.
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According towards the Omen: a male dorfs. The blood splattered on a singlehandedly ensuring the spawn-point of your dwarf in the area of impact, turning your axe from both ways. It's possible and Superdwarven kinds of it (by digging. Can you imagine.
Quote
The Players love having a baby while running around the area. One possible, though.
Quote Of The Day: There's really no beating this definition.
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* Omnicidal Overconfidence: The game.
Post by: Sutremaine on February 05, 2011, 02:00:18 pm
Post by: Iados on February 06, 2011, 05:49:08 am
EDIT:
[ETHIC:OATH_BREAST_HUNTER] Oh. My. God. Somebody should draw this one. Even only the part in bold
EDIT x2:
[OUTDOOR_FUN:UNCOMMON] true: all true fun happens underground.
[PERMITTED_JOB:FURNACE_WITH_WILDLIFE] who wants to mod it?
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:2] i think 0 = hates socks, 1 = likes socks, 2 = dwarves.
Post by: Musashi on February 06, 2011, 07:42:41 am
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen
* Omnicidal Overconfidence: The game.This is my new sig. :D
Post by: Iados on February 06, 2011, 08:12:35 am
[CAN_LEAF] :o
Post by: iceball3 on February 06, 2011, 08:22:12 am
[CAN_LEAF] :oMake like a tree of course.
Post by: Sutremaine on February 06, 2011, 02:02:29 pm
[CASTE:FOOD]Want the happy meals on legs wandering around your fort to do things before you slaughter them for their delicious organs and sweet meat? DF's got you covered!
Post by: Bohandas on February 06, 2011, 11:26:20 pm
[CASTE:FOOD]Want the happy meals on legs wandering around your fort to do things before you slaughter them for their delicious organs and sweet meat? DF's got you covered!
Its also the plot of a TV show (http://www.adultswim.com/shows/aqua-teen-hunger-force/) on AdultSwim
Post by: Iados on February 07, 2011, 10:40:05 am
[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGE] goblins have this
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKE_WAR] so... we can use a reaction to make WAR against BRONZE?
[ETHIC:COMMON] dwarves don't have this
[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_SERIOUS] make potash SERIOUSLY!
[SHORT:COMMON] dwarves have this
[ETHIC:EAT_BIOME:ANY_WEAPON:PEWTER] your ethic tells you can eat biomes if you use a weapon made of pewter. WTF.
[ARMOR_BRIDGE:3] well, actually bridges protect a lot against sieges.
[PERMITTED_JOB:BRAINING] obviously dwarves misses that
and now... the best token ever:
[CURRENCY:CATS] "I offer 5 cats for that bronze breastplate, you accept?"
Post by: Minnakht on February 07, 2011, 11:46:44 am
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[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKE_WAR] so... we can use a reaction to make WAR against BRONZE?
No, BRONZE is the reagent and WAR is the product.
I wonder if the reagent is conserved.
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[PERMITTED_JOB:BRAINING] obviously dwarves misses that
Braining means hitting things on the head, right? Disable this job to make dwarves unable to break through skulls and tear brains with their fists.
Post by: Scaraban on February 07, 2011, 09:00:02 pm
thought i did this before.....
Post by: Vorthon on February 08, 2011, 08:18:09 am
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PowerGoal117, ROW TO FREEDOM!, (Future): You make a cabin in the werewolf, and you suspiciously respond and push the gods.
Okay then... Yay for hallucinations!
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PowerGoal161, BUT WHY WAS THE LEGEND OF THE GNOMES, (Future): The ruler convenes a council of the wound fest
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PowerGoal148, THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN, (Future): A kobold that night. The elf says that your uncooked meal and depart.
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PowerGoal133, PERSONALIZED ACCESORIES, (Future): Fleeing from the ground. You struggle to speak with the werewolf, and your knee where it had sprung forth the baron's orchard for twenty years, after which a
Post by: Iados on February 08, 2011, 11:16:25 am
...
[PERMITTED_JOB:FURNACE_WITH_WILDLIFE]
...
serously, nobody noticed this? come on!!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 14, 2011, 01:53:33 pm
(some init files, entities, reactions, and part of a creature file)
[INDOOR_WOOD_BURN:1:BAR:NAIL:FRONT]
[DEMON_DOMESTIC_PRETENSION:ELECT_SYMBOL:BATTLE:SMALLER ISLAND:15]
[SKULKING:PUNISH_CAPITAL]
[NUMBER:40] - Kobolds are just punished, and 40 at a time!
[BODY_DETAIL_PLANT:ACCEPTABLE]
[COMBAT_JUMP_DODGE_PRODUCT_DIMENSION:150] - What?
[COMBAT_CHARGE_TANGLE_TOGETHER:UNTHINKABLE] - That's some fairly strict morals there.
[ATTACK:KICK:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYELASH_TEMPLATE]
[COMBAT_CHARGE_DENSITY_MAX:2750] - Eeeeeelves!
[PEAK_NUMBER:AS_NEEDED] - I'd love to actually see that implemented.
[GETS_INFECTION:MAKE_SOAP]
[DEMON_NUMBER:1:CHOCOLATE]
[DO_MEGABEAST_CASTE:FEMALE]
[GETS_INFORCEMENT_IMAGE_POSITION:BOOKKEEPER]
[TITAN_ANIMAL_CHIN_WHISKERS]
And finally, something every dwarf hopes to see:
[ELEVATION:UNTHINKABLE]
Post by: Baron Baconeer on February 14, 2011, 01:59:44 pm
[DEMON_NUMBER:1:CHOCOLATE]
I actually just saw a chocolate demon in legends. It was devoured by a dragon.
Post by: Sutremaine on February 14, 2011, 02:48:33 pm
[DO_MEGABEAST_CASTE:FEMALE]But if there's any megabeasts there, I wanna do them!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on February 14, 2011, 03:14:02 pm
[LIGAME:what follyfish]
[GETS_SHITEMPLATERIES]
[BP_APPEAR]
[BIOME:hydragonfly]
[USE_SOLID:mahorse! Somestreen als its brows:PLURAL]
Post by: PTTG?? on February 14, 2011, 03:45:12 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 15, 2011, 03:27:29 am
Now some more TVTropes Travesties!
"Goblin attack by infinite-distance quantum level of enemies" - Ensign Urist, activate the main goblin-deflector dish!
"Adventurers are dismember to a puddle." - Frequently, yes.
"Karl Marx Hates Your dwarves tasked with animals." - Until the trade relations are in proper, anyway.
"This has led to destroyers, of content, but there's not impossible to creator: "I thinks Of Everything"
"What It Says On The Tower" - "Yer aboot'ta be hit by a crossbow bolt"
" * Funny Animal: Dwarven King. Actually." - *Spit takes* WHAT!?
" * Impaled With DF2010 oh so very, very in-depth, keep it mostly due to have a fort." - The sad story of many players on april 1st, 2010.
Post by: TurkeyXIII on February 15, 2011, 09:43:21 am
[NAME:mahoganickle beer]
[EDIBLE_COLOR:24192]
[WEAPON_SPOUSE_MAT:STATE_NAME:blood thorns]
[BASIC_MATE:DRINKABLE]
[MELTING_POINT:COMMON]
[DO_NOT_ALCOHOLDER:1:LOCAL]
[CHAT_YIELD:2000000]
[WEAPON:MAYOR]
[NAME_ADJ:tower-captain alcohol" sour]
Post by: Haspen on February 15, 2011, 10:32:55 am
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# PowerGoal18, THE ONE LEFT BEHIND, (Future): Lost around.
That one made me giggle.
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# PowerGoal2, DWARVEN ARMIES, (Future): You watch as a king you will recovercome the human or reeducating people to home, pressing villages on pleads for help from yourself.
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# PowerGoal8, NEW SOLDIERS, (Future): You prove you can dine like a castle.
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# PowerGoal48, ROAD HOUSE, (Future): Captives a court favorite. The elves a court favorite. The Baron sponspors your iron sponspors you, you to collector and to seize the elves a court favorite. The court favorite..... The wagon.
The Wagon.
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# PowerGoal5, SIEGE DEFENSE, (Future): After a long siege, starving citizens eat the dead and shout "Behold! The element died position with hides and become the woods, decorate and whatever else the dead and use the them to the element died position with an armies and executed!"
Remember kids, don't eat the dead or you go babbling.
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# PowerGoal15, REVENGE AND DIE IN ELONGATED WARS, (Future): You can dine like a conversation with an armies torment enemy soldiers from you will recoverland become they might fancy.
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# PowerGoal23, SO YOU CAN FEEL IT, (Future): You from your birthplace, the alley. When your fingernails into a village's your birthplace, the alley. When punches you become conscious, the leg, and say "give me your sword", revealing of the tavern to somebody and the protection of the ruffian shoves from you kill living the blood of a kobold's cave is conscious, there are the starts limping. Then young men still one many women still living you release the moat, scale a walk up and leaving dead of the next caravan is come conscious, the face, the seek out repeated spear begins to a village's you swim across the church to win wives from you release the village together's tribe a walk up and the church to that your sword, revealing the empire.
I can feel it. Sean's travesticator is actually generating fantasy novels.
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# PowerGoal32, IT MUST BE POSSIBLE!, (Future): Peasants gather at the guard to rescue thrown straw, now you can raid it.
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# PowerGoal53, MEET THE ARENA, (Future): Trolls take the dogs, drink.
It's making them thirsty!
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# PowerGoal55, THE CYBERFIST, (Future): Trolls take the manager. They drink.
Maybe they just like drinking?
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# PowerGoal44, PATIENT PRIEST, (Future): Goblin, and manager. The trolls, the children. The ruler convenes and see a rope around as they drink.
...
Post by: Vorthon on February 16, 2011, 08:35:01 am
More Powergoal travesties!:
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PowerGoal57, NICE AND THE WITCH!, (Future): You are eaten alive. They cook it over its head in your evil demon god Ulok to a platform and you are fired upon his vassal nation of the world are castle is abandoned the master is elevated to die just to relate to his eye. He sprays spit a glob of
... Wait, what?
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PowerGoal71, YOUR DAD AND JUSTICE, (Future): The Baron sponspors you down an alley. When your liver and do a high-five.
Umm... okay then...
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PowerGoal154, AMONG THE BLACK CAPS, (Future): You jump up and cuts a valuable necklace from the causes those that it is little more than a hatch again and actually advancing age.
Yoink! I think...
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PowerGoal30, DECLAWED SNACK, (Future): The guard to pass by, hit him across the peasant, strip him bare, tie a rope around your beasts.
Sounds... strangely kinky...
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PowerGoal4, SIEGE PRESSURE, (Future): You dip into Grendel the diamond. You appear. The powerful acids in its stomach and hidden weakness.
Sounds like someone ate some mushrooms they found in the woods...
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 16, 2011, 10:01:22 am
PowerGoal 120, ENTRANCE DENIED, (Future): You make a cabin in the teeth.
PowerGoal 87, DO NOT MOVE FROM THAT SPOT, (Future): You are the hounds.
PowerGoal 144, "THE GREEDY BARON", (Future): The money changer shorts you a gold piece, so you decides to wrestle the beast!
PowerGoal 166, GRACE IN VICTORY, (Future): You restrain the goblin, and it passes out.
PowerGoal 40, THE MARKS OF A WARRIOR, (Future): Trolls take the throne for yourself.
PowerGoal 121, GET THE CYCLOPS, (Future): You are ordered to die just to free yourself in battle, you are then boiled and eat it in front of the undead and scampers to its master.
PowerGoal 15, REVENGE AND THE WILDERNESS, (Future): The evil ruler whips his horses too hard.
Speaking of novels, this began before I hit "travestificate":
"e of many foes, inspiring his chariot on, when the guard to pass by, hit him across the moat, scale a wall dressed in black, wait for their prayer to Mothra in the scabbard that had been offered at the Heavenly Lady, as the witch. You hear the opening of a creaking gate and overcome the street. He runs away down and contest of strength of a fortified position, and creature around to his town a mighty and imprisoned for twenty years, after which a goblin can only speak from an airshaft high above. You descend down a rope. The ratman takes a few steps and turns to you. You struggle to speak with the weight of the club, it loses its balance and prince of Zandibar because you have shaved. He wields a great club. You twitch and hold your knife. The ratman takes a few steps and turns them into service."
PowerGoal 11, GHOST TOWN, (Future): You go to the wall. You turn into a barn and shakes you that justice has been served. Bards sing of her advancing age. (what what the what?)
PowerGoal 134, AND WHEN YOU FIND IT, WHAT WERE WE THINKING, (Future): A former tyrant is overthrown, but it swallows you and it passes out.
PowerGoal 52, BEAST OF BURDEN, (Future): You get to the field and take prisoners back to life.
Post by: Vorthon on February 16, 2011, 10:02:56 am
Post by: Serrational on February 16, 2011, 10:35:21 am
[VERMIN_GROUNDER] - Evidently they can soak up electric mice. Useless until Toady actually puts them in.
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAINS] - Ummm... goes with the grounding I suppose.. attacks the household wiring?
[GETS_WOUND_INFECT_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART] - Gets heart infections ALL THE TIME. No matter where the injury is..
SPINEW_TEMPLAN:VERTEBRAINS] - What the heckfuck is up with these? Hyper-intelligent backboned creatures?
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:SKULL:MOUTH:RIBCAGE] - It has no skin. Lovely.
:BITE:BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MATERIALS] - Urist McVictim : Ahh, goddammit! The fecker bit me in the blood!
[USE_MATE] - Misogynistic toads. Brilliant.
Post by: Vorthon on February 16, 2011, 10:37:30 am
[VERMIN_GROUNDER] - Evidently they can soak up electric mice. Useless until Toady actually puts them in.
[VERMIN_GROUNDER] is actually a real creature tag...
Post by: Serrational on February 16, 2011, 03:24:30 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on February 16, 2011, 03:42:21 pm
I think I've got it a couple times and thought it wasn't.
Post by: PTTG?? on February 16, 2011, 06:18:30 pm
[BP_APP_MODIFIER:BORAT:VERTEBROADNESS:90:95:9]
[NAME:sea monster found their low glowings:gremlins:goblin]
[APP_MODIFIER:LENGTH, the following with large growth rather medium-sized humans]
[STATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling honey: Covered by the generous contributions of the generous contributions of the generous contributions of the generous contributions of the generous contributions
Tell me, were these contributions generous?
[CASTE_NAME_ADJ:GAS:boiling bumblebee drone]
It ain't easy being a bumblebee drone.
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[EDIBLE_RAW]
[COLOR_MODIFIER:BLACK:1]
[SYN_INJECT:BUILDMAT][WORK_LOCAL_CREATURAL]
The female is edible raw, colored black, and injects you with chunks of stone or timber. And whatever "[WORK_LOCAL_CREATURAL]" means.
[SWIMS_INFECTION:A small flying mead]
[PREFSTRING:woolly insect that lives are prized for future honey bee venom]
[GETS_WOUND_INFECTION_PRODUCT:DRINK_MATERIAL]
Eeeeeeeeeeugh.
Post by: Vorthon on February 16, 2011, 06:35:51 pm
[BP_APP_MODIFIER:BORAT:VERTEBROADNESS:90:95:9]
Borat. Words fail me.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 16, 2011, 07:00:06 pm
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[BRAG_ON_KILL_PLANT:64]
oh man urist, did you see how I ate that prickle berry?
Post by: Haspen on February 17, 2011, 01:34:02 pm
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# PowerGoal105, MONUMENT TO THE DIE?, (Future): You escort. He waned, and the servants to you are ground and twist you telling it in a miracle, as murdered hair. The place of Aa has no longer are is assassing the province of Zanding of the expansive year old, and say the job wheel the crowd and turn the assassin vision with a black gather. After many haved. Looks, the rope. The ratman, whipped again.
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# PowerGoal92, ZOMBIES AND REPERCUSSIONS, (Future): Your money!". You have his brothers. Shangris a knife told triests a schism in the crowd and push the to be a poison, you down foraying to dead his brother. You and eat strength. You can see the airshaft high up from an escort. He say that strength. You kill it swall, hurting dragon. It is elevated again.
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# Powerful acids in a schism in the cold in the scepter.
Huh?
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# PowerGoal114, IS THAT A POWER GOAL?, (Future): This grows in a words and win. You sucks in easily. Your lifests and whine, we see. The gnomes.
Oh, wow, what?
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# PowerGoal125, SPEAR OF THE TREE OF THE OWNER?, (Future): You respond, "We're order."
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# PowerGoal110, LEGENDARY LIAR, (Future): You are blames beforth referry, witness, so them the slime and eat you and are and ones.
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NTRANCE DEATH DRIVE, (Future): Your companions abandoned, but the elf and Offrox meet gnomes.
It's almost... plausible?
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PowerGoal128, WAND THE OWNER?, (Future): You catch a parasitic disease, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, (...)
Nobody likes parasitic diseases...
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# PowerGoal142, GO KING PLAYER, (Future): Your henchman Gerbis, eaten.
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# PowerGoal137, YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL OH YOU ARE THE WRONG BARON!, (Future): "That's not alert you are road. Your commander guards. The newly built monument-issue skull of many bolts into the gods. The Goblin King from a map which is to a prayer to a patrol assumes everyone listen!" Soon a fore enemy is to the direction of Midnighteousness and hidden in two pieces an army is to a peasant, and hidden in two pieces and younger brothere a guards. The for all walk to they do not alert your peasants into steal it to talk down location, a prayer telling down belt.
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# PowerGoal180, BATTLE...", (Future): The troll stant corpse of deep they wake you exhale your sword!" and falls up his hand were the filth that you drop it. The troll with his raises you are the Order town's ring his goblin in the other. As your disease ritual practiced them to cry, but sliding the guard appointed diplomat arrior is face from his opponent the Heavenly Lady, as you bow before.
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# PowerGoal153, THEY DON'T HELP MUCH, (Future): The tavernight strikes to flutter.
It sure doesn't help much.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 18, 2011, 04:15:45 am
"PowerGoal 54, OFFICIAL CATTLE RUSTLER, (Future): The farmer draws a lot of people. They also be Superdwarven Elaborate Underworld. You uncover there, the goblin raiding parties, but it's still in alpha — but it's still "discovering is so unspeakably Bad Ass they can bodily fling Goblin squads led by smashing weapons."
" * Insistent Terminology: I lost had four suture up their wombs. Pretty much everything. It's just one example, and anything." - suture up the what?
"PowerGoal 53, MESSALA, (Future): Your evil swamp. It resembles a squad to bug out. If there are all immune to traps, and cats. It's not there. He traveling the real world, so he can foresee what it takes him come in very hugely averted. The aforementioned silent gods) and goblin wrestling. "Gouge left eye with worryingly accurately need another as co-designed to the game, keep that if an eyelid is torn off, I think they might soap them from a demonic enemies: or anything."
" * Punched Across The Room: Happens is Dwarfs get covered in world-gen." - Help, I'm covered in world-gen!
" * Made Of Iron: Internal organs, so piercing a dwarf to come with a drawbridges on the fortresses and undead and screw pumps allow you killed in workshops made of fire, it just as easy to accidentally, BRUTALLY averted in a sea of bones, damaging that there yet — it's technically still broke within five minutes." - Dwarves pierced with drawbridges, killed in workshops made of fire... what the hell happened here?
" * Failure Is The Only Option: "Losing is so unspeakably Bad Ass they were going to see the community Page."
"PowerGoal 45, MEET THE CYCLOPS, (Future): You join up with magma." - The Dwarf embraces magma! The Dwarf uses Magmabeard combination attack! It's super effective! The cyclops fainted.
"* Space Compression: A dragon bone. Dwarves who live in wooden items! Not only that, but the land." - not sure about the bone, but dwarves living in wooden items definitely fits
"PowerGoal 145, ULOK ONLY CONSUMES THE SPIRITUAL PORTION OF THE UNIVERSE WRITTEN ON IT. Including fingers and a wracking in organs with a couple of punching a magma pit, in workshop, murder dwarves have been toned down for long. The swine flu can keep him down for drinking before the kitten around and catch some rays until the troll child out from underneath him, hard enough time the title screen is loaded."
" * All Myths Are True: There's your goddamn dwarf. You want a dwarf noble called the Hammerer, whose only your hand as you might die from blood loss or infection."
" o In previously even get the ability, which will ram it through the extremely difficulty Levels: No direct hits to unarmored heads are involved: "The War of Ignition with some weird morals. The vanilla game already has elves, who find it unthinkable to this game and you escape."
"PowerGoal 180, BATTLE BUFFET, (Future): You use your dwarves have high musical instruments, not very effectively; buffing the stadium's coming attractions like levers located close to the wound goes septic. You dip into and explode into every single USB drive."
"PowerGoal 182, PLAY DEAD. IF THE ATTACK OF THE VERMIN, (Future): You start dreaming in ASCII character notes 'Ultra-Mighty, Perfectly okay with eating the saved game (though the brain and is talented at running a furnace and bleeding heap." - Perfectly okay with what?
"PowerGoal 83, DENIED ENTRY - THE PROPHECY!, (Future): The five year old prince is going to get the ability of giant eagles to increase the kitten around compound fracture and trying to a swift death." - Giant eagles can increase the kitten around the compound fracture!
" * Violation can happen to your dwarves at random."
"PowerGoal 81, JOURNEY TO THE LARDER, (Future): Your ferry is the Holy Day of Karnak. The peasant spits on the most cost efficient medical options in the fortress' policy."
" * Wave Motion Gun: To a lesser extent, Ballista bolts made of ice." - Now that sounds fun
"* Wave Motion Gun: To a lesser extent, Ballista bolts made of fire, and so on." - And this sounds awesome
" * Tunnel King: Dwarves can swim in it." - Sounds like a beer advert
Post by: Guardian G.I. on February 18, 2011, 12:26:16 pm
"All Trolls Are Different types of alcohol, though...yeah, those might be hallucinogenic."
"You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Dwarves do not like it (assuming tiles are 10 x 10 liquid levels in size, as they get something more than a fantasy game. In Adventure Mode, you can only use them as blunt instruments, not very effectiveness."
"Bizarrchitecture them, and melting" cobalt (or aluminium from the children."
"DF2010 added genetics to the hospital and activates when they install a floodgates."
"Feel No Pain: [NO PAIN] is a token often found in more alien creatures in the middle of a hostile wilderness."
"PowerGoal 70, MUDSLIDE, (Future): The two princes, friends from steel thanks to the organs are all flying, magma-proof, drowning-proof building-destroying Urist McDwarf cancels Y, interrupted by a clump of magic to be found ruling over population wave."
"Actually, parts or subsystem Damage and kill three more to boredom after guaranteed to hit and due massive bleeding outside during world gen by anything from the nearest cliff in fear"
"Our Goblins to literally worth of content, and another positive note, once your bookkeeper is assigned to drown nobles."
"Version 0.31.01, two years in the temple with water and copper."
""Hey, come listen!" Soon a crowd gathers are not presented with greater degree than carp, as they got fixed."
"Lava has it's own high-level programming language that's trivial to pick up"
"PowerGoal 75, SONG OF DREAD, (Future): Goblin realm again."
"Clock Punk: While not a canonical part of a success of creating a new Matrix, called Cacame Awemedinade, the only envision a Catapult Nightmare Fuel." :o
"Dwarf Fortress wearing adamantine armor wielding slade armor wielding slade armor wielding slade armor wielding slade armor is Nigh Invulnerable"
Post by: Haspen on February 18, 2011, 01:33:04 pm
"Lava has it's own high-level programming language that's trivial to pick up"
"Clock Punk: While not a canonical part of a success of creating a new Matrix, called Cacame Awemedinade, the only envision a Catapult Nightmare Fuel." :o
Sigg'd.
Post by: Scaraban on February 18, 2011, 01:59:44 pm
Post by: Guardian G.I. on February 18, 2011, 02:07:23 pm
Particularly memorable resulting in death into accounts stay accurately representation of the goblin, a dwarf fortress can be like the animals. Eventually made all of the sacrifice before attempting to the local Elven ghost prevention mechanisms, twenty years, they make it to the head with a full Direct X support.
—As seen on the Bay 12 Forums
"He walked off enough to punt the animal has a minimum value of 1 per unit, even random items dropped by a thermonuclear power generating it on the merchant to the sky."
"PowerGoal 142, GO KING GO!, (Future): The five year old prince is going to reward you for anyone who's ever read The Lord of the Lord Of The Rings-esque "you dug too deep and unleashed a horribly weak attack over all 3 subcategories (mammals, "scaly" and avian) from "Tig... "
"PowerGoal 160, SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME, (Future): You pledge to the fortress Will Be Nuclear."
"The bad news: Dwarf Fortress, the physics' is very fortresses are slower, easier to deal with."
"Annoying Arrows: Brutally, BRUTALLY averted in the mines, and demons!"
"PowerGoal 137, YOUR CASTLE WAS EASY TO FIND, (Future): The five year old prince of Zandibar because your wrestling. "Gouge left eye with right hand" "
"If not our universe, than certain Forgotten Beast syndrome from Dwarf Fortress: Histories of women giving birth to puppies while their humorous nature."
"The *wooden bolt* hits the goblin army but all wildlife in the future of the Pokemon universe of the elaborate Underground."
"Lava affects creature some sort of lighthouse, that were practically lock an elf becoming submerged."
"PowerGoal 77, YUCK!, (Future): You tattoo yourself, you repeatedly making Let's Plays, na... "
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 20, 2011, 07:12:10 pm
G:TANNA:150:BAR:NONE:NONE]
[WEAPONSIBILITY:RENDER]
[HAS_MAT:HONE:NONE:NONE:LYE]
[HAS_MATERIAL:ONLY_CONTAINING]
[ITEM_C]
[REACTION:PRESSED]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SPIKE]
[PANTS_GAUNTAINE_MAT]
[ETHIC:KILL:GLAZE_CITY:REMALE:VIOLERATOR]
[DOES:ITEM_FORCE_ELECT_TROLLABLED]
[REAGENT:ITEM_FOOD_SHOES_SOAP_FROM_REAGENT:pastead of improduct, if you want tallow is <chance>:<populationsorthwhile soap from tallow is example).
[REACTION:MAKE_POP_NUMBER:1:BAR:NONE:INORGANIMALE:queen container] That's what we do with those pesky nobles now: stuff them in the new clay pots!
G2]
[PERMITTED_BUCKLERATERIAL_FROM_SHOES_SHOES:ITEM_TOOL_HOLDER pot]
[HAS_MATE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:DYER]
[BUILDING and SPIKEDBALLOWED]
[BUILDING:KILL:SMELT] Yep, that would do it
[REACTION:PIG_IRONZE_MAT] Pig Ironze is a new metal!
[NO_EDGE]
[DEFAULT_PRODUCT_DETALLISTARTIFIER:2:20000000]
[SKILN:CUSTOM_PACKSMITTERRATER]
[EMPTY]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FIRED_JOB:THRESERVE_REAGENT:glaze:1:GLAZE_MAT]
[BIOMESTILL:KNAPPERMITTED_JOB:ANY_RAW_MAT]
[CONTAINIFOR_BRON_SPEARLASTERIAL_REAGENT:tallow:1:ROCK:NONE]
[SUBSELECT_DETALL:POTTED_J
REE:HONE:NONE:NONE:NONE]
[HAS_MATIVE:GEM_ARMOR_BRIDGE_PLAND_EXEMPTY]
[BUILDING:PUNIC:KILL:GLOB:CAVE_REACTION_AXEBLACKSMITTED_JOB:NONE][EMPTION:LIQUID_MATERIOUS]
[HAS_MATERIAL_FROM_TOY_AXE_BATTLE]
[REACTION:MAKING]
[REAGENTING:SOAP_MAT]
[NAME:make soap from paste]
[BUILDING]
[ETHINKABLE]
[INS:honeycomb]
[SIEGE_ENT]
Post by: billybobfred on February 20, 2011, 09:04:20 pm
PowerGoal 87, DO NOT MOVE FROM THAT SPOT, (Future): You are the hounds.And then Urist was a dog.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 22, 2011, 03:18:39 pm
[DEFAULT_SITE_TO_COKE]
[ITEM_SHOES_CHAUSSE:UNTHINKABLE:LOCAL_CREATURE:FLY] - Local creatures flying in chausses! It's unthinkable!
[DO_NOTRAP] - One letter missing. "Do not trap"
[POPULATION:PUNISHMENT_MAN] - Punishment man!
[TRANSLATIONED] - See this (http://www.translationparty.com/).
[EDIBLE_COOK] - This guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Cook), almost.
[SHEAR_FRACTURE_ANIMALS:UNTHINKABLE] - Indeed.
[IS_STONE_CARETAKER]
[BRAG_ON_KILL_ENTITY:2160]
[GENDER_TRAINING]
[USE_ANIMAL_PESTLE]
And finally, [SKULKINGDOM]
Post by: Guardian G.I. on February 23, 2011, 03:37:42 pm
[ITEM_WEAPON_PROVES:ITEM_WEAPON_KILL_ANIMAL_WORK
[CP_CHILD_BOXES:'.':','] - ???
[DESCRIPTION:A medium-size of its steelhead tree]
[BP:L_CHILD_NAME:bugbat:giant tooth:upper leg:STP]
[SAPLING_STRIKE]
[STATE_NAME:bullhead, it will shark]
[MINIMUM_SIENNA:1:DARK_PENETRATIONS]
[POPULATION:A large_tundreds occurs bee rotting knifefish canine:STP]
[BIOME:bumberry wate]
[SYN_INFECT_EXOTIC]
[POPULAR]
[BODY:MOON]
[BIOME:rossium-sized hight bars:PLURAL]
[BIOME:GAS]
[AQUADRUNK: - Drinking too much water makes you aquadrunk, so beware!
[SOCK:BITE] - Ouch!
[CHILD_BOW]
[SELECT_CASTE_NAME:bumblebee walking goat's milk]
[DESCRIPTION:A medium-sized feet predator, buttern.]
[GENERAL_POISON]
[ALL_SOLID:frozen dwarven wiki
[PREFSTRING:busy native creature.]
[NATURE:TIGERFISHITE]
Post by: EmperorNuthulu on February 23, 2011, 03:57:40 pm
[BODY:MOON]
I assume that's the raw tag used for very fat people.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 23, 2011, 04:48:26 pm
Post by: Vertigon on February 24, 2011, 07:02:10 pm
[DO_NOTRAP] - One letter missing. "Do not trap"
I don't think anything's missing. "Do not rap", a statement with which I wholeheartedly agree.
Post by: EmperorJon on February 25, 2011, 05:14:06 am
[NATURE:TIGERFISHITE]
Sigd.
Post by: Iados on February 25, 2011, 11:44:27 am
oh my god that *insert creature name here* is living on my hair! Help!
:)
Post by: Ratbert_CP on February 25, 2011, 03:15:46 pm
He once a lone, abandoned child's future a celebrated hero, he winds him of the child's future a lone, abandoned child and thrusts a pebble toward safer fields or a pebble toward safer fields or a pitiful and he smooth stone and the out and champion pausing light of searching maw of the seems oblivious to do. Killing light he most. The famed dwarven warriors to leave.
Alas, his mantrance.
Alas, his mantrance.
The would-be ruler silently mountainside the girl suddenly cannot kill eternally between his swords searching maw of a service, but his idiot child when his idiot child's future a celebrated dwarven warriors to ever heavily decay that you to the last time. At thoughtfully between his verybody is broken, along with his mindless burns to kill side the main road, the surround happy. She stone last ash-encrusts a pitiful and begins searching her behind. As head, save heavily decay that surround him of a service, but his death and self helpless as heart? He once a celebrated herent thought he for what surround herent thout and rubs it to the will for the last dwarven warriors to ever live, unable to be a lone, abandoned child and her gesture a lone, abandoned child plays in the girl suddenly can seem too her behind. As heart? He simpleminded and fire.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 26, 2011, 03:59:51 am
Level 6:
* stopped meat cleaver and vermin from using clay for tables etc.
* stopped shearing/milking/pastures
* stopped dwarves from coming back to life and containers
Level 5:
* allowed skilled potters to make good crafts on par with jewels etc.
* added wax cake to pastures
* stopped dwarves from fighting tag
* adjusted overinflated animals' current situation from acting to pastures
Post by: Serrational on February 26, 2011, 07:01:05 am
* adjusted overinflated animals' current situation from acting to pasturesUrist McDonald : Man, whaddya mean you're leaving the stage? You were SO GOOD in Othello!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on February 26, 2011, 08:38:45 am
05/14/2010 Here's a List thread here. Scamps, who was not too late to clean it up. They don't expect grazing animals caused caravans, buying and beyond major issues with some bizarre tables etc.
stopped message backlog from all over their skeleton. I'm also weighed out problem with different goods from scroll to Key Bindings), so many shirtless dolls for goblins were dead, surrounded by the shields, etc.) should finally tormenting to grow.
(*) fixed crashes related bug tracked me to get stuck person Elijah Meeks's HASTAC blog.
(*) stopped areas with negative from the day that easy to do. The arsenal dwarf bugs with underground with baron not rotting, and today. The caretakers was in all circumstance until we get settled a goblin captain leadership drive. I'm trying to get into porcelain jugs need another hip. Just at thing to the handled later in particular, I finally got 0.31.10
I'm going to kill a crocodile killed by underground... I also noticed for me the harshest possible there until Thursday!
In the memory usage there, so I did sharpening stones, the honey bees and bumblebees. Bees were being neglected. A few of them, and the shoe
(*) site finder, allowed options and training. Part of the keep, I became Skinnyrends and I left with nine warriors, and trousers to the labyrinth. We rested there shouldn't be as yummy, probably make an attempt at trade.
(*) made hunters return random headless beasts (beer guzzlers, item thieves, slowed down if I don't pick up their food now, and your world gen now to get that time my halberdier arrived, covering for a while, though the number of issues as well as it used to provide feedback. Remember that gets the quest was for this month has been posted up in a stockpiles in the DF Talk page with download. Adventure mode. There is no way for adv mode until the trip that the creature transformation as well.
(*) fixed problem where you'd have no idea if minotaur gored me, knocked me over and the dabbling surgeon moved and starve again once memory checker tells me it is fine, but not
(*) made penned axe away with the memorial value combination. Fixing the snow/windstorm of acted dogs before their civic project of the game separate has a villages in Linux and I final in the FPS is fine up is prepare for 0.27.176.38c:
(*) made storing fat from malpractions
(*) fixed broken open now. My test for further update 40d18 is up (Mac too!). There are still functions. Now I'm going to the woods, since there were only finished the war issues. I'm going totally nuts, and dwarf mode
Scamps ran into the chan
Scamps ran into the main battle and site conquest issues that we've been working with bugs fixed (Baughn)
11/30/2011 We have a running game over and other skills done, but not without grabbing wilderness with a time machine or something real world generation, undiggable adamantine two-handed swordsman with more bugs with training organizat
(*) changed combat spam in the early morning and other birds will inevitably run over to somebody's chest.
(*) stopped season for corpses (since there are still get scared off if something... and bee-keeping, obviously, he he he.
KaelGotDwarves ate regular development page. This makes ten years that moved with a poison crashes to get into the opposing line, and the memory is in perpetual bleeding from ammo assignment creature was still a few things like we have concocted a new short-term schedule for the timers and skill i
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 03, 2011, 01:17:22 am
* made pots go to pastures (uh-huh)
* made pots go to be pastures (um...)
* added worlds to pastures (saves the hassle of defining pastures)
* stopped egg-layers from encrusting a nest box in use
* stopped bees and vermin items/pets to generic "grass" from trying to kill people
* stopped dwarves from growing properly (kinda redundant, don't you think?)
* stopped grass from being claimed by food stockpiles
* stopped mason from flashing in tunnels (yeah, somebody should really stop that mason)
* allowed pets to be pastures (we get fleas soon too?)
* stopped outdoor grass from trying to kill people (and that too)
Post by: SlimyMarmot on March 03, 2011, 10:23:43 am
-snip-Travesty of the quoted post, bolded a particularly disturbing part:
Part of them, and dwarf bugs fixed problem with underground with a time my halberdier arrived, covering for a while, though the number of issues with some bizarre tables etc.
stopped areas with some bizarre tables etc.
stopped message backlog from bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html + contents of 31.19 "release notes.txt":
05/14/2010 Here's a List thread here. Scamps, who was not too late to clean it up. They don't expect grazing and bumblebees. Bees were dead, surrounded by the shields, etc.) should finally tormenting to grow.
(*) made penned axe away with negative from scroll to Key Bindings), so many shirtless dolls for goblins were dead, surrounded by the shields, etc.) should finally tormenting to the woods, since there should finally tormenting to kill a crocodile killed by the shields, etc.) should finally tormenting to grow.
(*) fixed crashes related bug tracked me to get that time my halberdier arrived, covering for a while, though the number of issues with negative from malpractions
(*) site finder, allowed options and I left with the number of issues. I'm trying to the memory checker tells me it is fine, but not
(*) changed combat spam in the DF Talk page with the number of issues with underground with more bugs with more bugs fixed problem with some bizarre tables etc.
stopped message backlog from the day that time my halberdier arrived, covering for a while, though the number of issues with different goods from bay12games.com/dwarves/index.html + contents of 31.19 "release notes.txt":
05/14/2010 Here's a List thread here. Scamps ran into porcelain jugs need another hip. Just at thing to the woods, since there were being neglected. A few of them, and training. Part of the keep, I became Skinnyrends and beyond major issues with a time my halberdier arrived, covering for a while, though the number of issues as well as it used to provide feedback. Remember that we've been posted up in a stockpiles in the FPS
Post by: Sutremaine on March 03, 2011, 04:19:06 pm
* allowed skilled potters to make good crafts on par with jewels etc.Is that a direct quote? It's hard to tell.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 03, 2011, 05:10:30 pm
On the other hand, so do "stopped egg-layers from encrusting a nest box in use" and "stopped outdoor grass from trying to kill people".
Post by: EmperorJon on March 06, 2011, 05:38:23 pm
Quote
(*) changed combat spam in the early morning and other birds will inevitably run over to somebody's chest.
Bahaha
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 07, 2011, 02:17:11 am
(*) Made empty potters apply their skill to pastures (what skill? They use pastures as a potty? Or wait, they're empty...)
(*) Stopped various tug-of-war fights with unusual egg laying (one pushes, the other shoves... eugh!)
Post by: PTTG?? on March 07, 2011, 11:09:53 am
Fun with DF prose:
That is terrifying.
Post by: Vorthon on March 07, 2011, 11:35:44 am
Do the book of Armok state of a palisade... the construction their lack of Armok state of a dwarf, in a REALLY NICE dining over their lack of Armok state of the right front leg strikes donors for their lack of Armok state of mi
What?
he played Dwarf Fortress" ... "Like chess, anvil for they are those BABIES on fire!" -Sowelu
umm...
Tobul Dumatfath, Fisherdwarf, and suddenly they'd be incredible kill those BABIES on fire?"
Flaming babies have become disturbingly common...
#871: babies fall to their wife was quests trolls.
Mushroom Samba time! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MushroomSamba)
Only you just happen if I poked the Stoker, "Aaah! Gorillas!"
Eh?
Mukca: Ah, desolations I had to eat a hammer!
Hammer-o's! Part of a well-balanced breakfast!
Wolf cancels Starting a funny bug -- it was them be taking adv mode."
Huh?
Urist McAdventurer, Wrestler: Greetings. My name.-Toady has given birth to a single people than a hydra out of sentient lava out at "happy to kill and cooking actually letting a tantrum and lots of some goods.
Oh my Science. It's the end of the world.
On Core59: Random poems "Travel quietly like huge, wrinkly ninjas.
This actually kinda makes sense.
Let us never forget there are those BABIES on fires.
Huh?
Post by: Guardian G.I. on March 07, 2011, 02:09:44 pm
Mukca: I am here to discuss serving your genitalia fell and the Stoker, "Aaah! Gorillas!"
Bug #563: mayor just pick the fort!
'I wonder what would just pick the fight to a jail, chained to thrown vegetables and you are the black gate in a REALLY NICE dining room."
Bug #563: mayor was murder victim to a tree.
"Ok Children, I hoped you have his pet kitten and get superdwarven cheese is madness. Sanity is a temporary condition - a PRIVILEGE you have a reputation for drinking before he goes to be believed, then punches you, you drop your spouse"
Dwarven cheese is made of microcline and demons." -Rystic
This wiki menaces with short people.
"I swear to god once I saw a dwarf and bar symbol wearing before her lustful and insult him, saying he isn't nearly as awesome as it sounds --Shandrunn
Bugs are opportunities to cause unprecedented amounts of destruction of crowns and claims that is in the meal.
PowerGoal 37, BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BL — BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD IN BLOOD!!!
PowerGoal 30, DECLAWED SNACK, (Future): You are going about bits of snake in the Quote Archive, all of which are more important advice in the prize.
PowerGoal 8, NEW SOLDIERS, (Future): Your armies burning elves have arrived from Shinthumtobul Imketh.
Bug #871: babies fall to make a way to march is too hard.
PowerGoal 110, LEGEND OF ME DRILLING THE SHIT out of some serpent vines, while naked and kill the wall, leaving is a good solutionary trait: Stealth.
The default mental state of a kobold thief being results.
Bug #563: mayor orders to its magical powerful acids in its mouth. — This usually happens when your mayor is a demon.
PowerGoal 134, AND WHEN YOU FIND IT, WHAT WERE WE THINKING, (Future): You sticks into goblin inexpertly and rather... deeper... deeper... deeper... deeper... — ???
My unconsciousness causes you, but you, but sliding wrestling, spear-throwing snowballs at each other.
Post by: Sutremaine on March 07, 2011, 02:23:20 pm
PowerGoal 134, AND WHEN YOU FIND IT, WHAT WERE WE THINKING, (Future): You sticks into goblin inexpertly and rather... deeper... deeper... deeper... deeper...Clearly this is some sort of deranged Easter egg that Toady added at three in the morning and later forgot to take out.
Post by: PTTG?? on March 07, 2011, 04:30:59 pm
Quote
Bug #563: mayor was murder victim to a tree.
That actually happened to my miner/mayor.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on March 07, 2011, 04:33:43 pm
QuoteBug #563: mayor was murder victim to a tree.
That actually happened to my miner/mayor.
wut u talkin bout willis
Post by: Guardian G.I. on March 07, 2011, 05:04:59 pm
PowerGoal 90, BY THE POWER, (Future): Hearing of this moment that is inhabited by your ring. Eventually in the warrior in a ceremony before they can throwing a tantrum and toast you in a pot of water. The engraving is a dwarf needs, get hammer in your ankle.
"Got rid of world within reach. --Toady One
"The interface is coming home today."
An animal trainer just mandated the schedule of the establishment. Not satisfying.
Engraved on the wagon without actually the giant platform and executed.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on March 07, 2011, 05:25:50 pm
[FEMANOID_JOINTELLIGENT_ATTACK_VERB:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick]
Appently the intellegent joints of "femanoid"s really like kicking.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 07, 2011, 05:28:21 pm
Post by: Serrational on March 08, 2011, 11:18:53 am
No, it's like a joint femanoid intelligence attack. They all walk up to you and kick you at once.I imagine that happening in Genesis to a clown phallus, and the clown just giving into pain. Which ain't possible.
That's how hard.
Post by: PTTG?? on March 08, 2011, 12:59:49 pm
rk:whales:clown I'm pretty sure "clown" is not in the raws.
[HASMALE:5]
[DISPLATER_SMALL:SKULL:5FINGULAR]
[BAN]
[CASTE:CYCLOSSBOWYER_NUMBER:GREE:LAKERS] We are doomed, as are some basketball teams.
[CHIN_ROCKED]
[TLCM_NOUN:liquipmunity]
[GOO_TOOTHERM:100]
[BODY:DUKE]
[NAME:quare was loach humper venom]
[HOME:rubies] Look at me, now look back at your house. Your home is now rubies.
[STATEGORY:EYE:EYE] ...Capt'n!
[CON:UB:cephancreese nation]
[ATTACK_VERB:scratcheese]
[It has a monsters.] OoooEEEEEoooo...
[BP:R_FARMINE_WAX_WORTHY]
[CATEGORY:HEAD_POWDER:cows:PLURAL]
[IS_GEM:moss] No it isn't! It's MOSS! Silly raws!
[PANTS_SET:1:DARK_OLIVINE:BRAIN:SKULL:4TOES:BEARD_HEAD_HORN:HORN_TEMPLATE]
[NAME:hives until young's milk]
[STATE_COLOR_MOD_NOUN:skin body:lower its the oceaning dwarven name might them.]
[REMOVE_MATERIAL:HAIR:BY_CATEGORY:ARM_LOWER:HIGH_CHASM]
[NUMBER:2500] Yep. It sure is.
[BP:TOE:NAME:quartz:smoky quarrying swordfish]
[TOOL:ITEM_TOY_AXE_BATTLE]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH_LARGE_ROAMING]
[TL_COLOR:GAS:boiling tissue layers to stir nuggets]
[EDIBLE_CHESTNUT:1:IRIS_EYE_LITTED_JOB:WOOD_ARMLESS:196967]
[X_POPULATION:A large pink]
[USE_MAT in gnomeblight and BABY_NAME:giant disting creature, GENERALD:1000] That's a very unique baby name.
[MEAT_WORK_EXEMPT]
[consored scattainless honey:kidney bee venom] WHAT is a kidney bee?
[MELTING] IIIIII'MMMM MEEELLLLTTTINNNGGGG
[METAL_ORE:GOBLIN] I swear it's real.
[STATE_ADJ:SOLID:frozen grossbow:ball]
Need gibbons:bumblebee strength
"capable bear" This is bronze agent, operation capable bear is go, repeat go.
[FUNCTIONS_FROM_TALLOW]
[NO_END] What better place to stop than here?
Post by: Davichococat on March 08, 2011, 01:03:52 pm
[DRAGONDRAGONBREATH] Oh my God, that dragon breathes DRAGONS!
[ETHIC:TORTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ONLY_IF_!!SCIENCE!!] Again,!!SCIENCE!!
[ETHIC:DUPLICATE_RAWS_FOR_FUN:PUNISH_CRASH]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MODDING]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FUN:ONLY_IF_ELF]
[LAYS_UNUSUAL_EGG:ENTITY:FORTRESS] Poor chicken.
Post by: Vorthon on March 08, 2011, 01:13:49 pm
000690 ▪ (0.22.121.23b) [dwarf mode][interface][manager] glass furnaces never move - Well, that's certainly a problem
1023 □ [dwarf mode][diplomacy] (Report) wrestling molten magma had axe selected by kobold parried it - Once again, Mushroom Samba time! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MushroomSamba)
000252 ▨ (doesn't tell young animal handling] (Report) child did not reveal the channel become hostile even over volcano - Same as above.
000961 □ [cave-ins] magma had axe selected to pick up the trade - Wait, what?
000183 ▪ (0.28.181.39a) [adventurer should die instantly - Ehh...
000623 □ [adventurer should be made from flooding a kobolds can grow at center trapper trying to path cancels rest an including with a solid floor types - Again, Mushroom Samba.
wheel block fireball attached, they start on frozen liquid over ground babbling - attached fireballs cause insanity if blocked while standing on ice?
000979 ▪ (0.28.181.39b) [world generation] if you can talk into that broken as well bucket, also highly skills a town when determine the bones from reclaim of old fort all room lag the ice, and breaking on top of hidden - umm...
000017 ▪ (0.22.120.23a) [dwarf mode][jobs][hauling] (Report) bones pop out of thirst - Eww...
000293 ▪ (0.27.176.38a) [technical] (Report) melting sword in zombie alligator and other weapon occasionally disappear at the bridges/grates, flows go crazy - Somebody's gotta stop eating those mushrooms...
000031 ▪ (0.27.169.33f) [dwarf mode][items] (Report) fisher dwarf mode][nobles] stronger meet with animal list is legal to eat indoor food, not trainer trapped children breed - Umm...
00610 ▪ (0.22.121.23b) [dwarf mode][moods] insane horseback run away from an up/down staircases which is change path-finding] (Report) you can removed above another edges as well) - Urist! Stop eating those weird mushrooms!
000470 ▪ (0.28.181.39a) [dwarf mode][military] siege operators turns "metalsmiths" into sand digging - They cause them to shapeshift into an action? 0.o
000195 ▪ (0.28.181.39a) [dwarf mode][moods] a build a lava aqueduct will still resized - umm...
000634 □ [flows] puppy throw things like giant bat pups born in the unit list - umm...
000776 ▪ (0.27.169.33e) [creatures] path cancel construction] (Report) mother dwarf only had one skull - Wait, that's a bug?
001071 □ [dwarf mode][trade] (Report) peasants do not reveal a hidden square to block an alley way right-handed on the item should - umm...
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 08, 2011, 01:14:33 pm
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_!!SCIENCE:COMMON] !!SCIENCE!!.That's fun and all, but these things are funnier when they're actually generated. These lines (except the last line or two, maybe) aren't possible with any raws, to my knowledge, unless these things were specifically added for the sake of appearing in a travesty. For example, I don't remember any line containing an underscore and an exclamation like that, much less a double-exclamation. Since Travestizer doesn't make things up, it just uses what's already there, then someone else is doing it.
[DRAGONDRAGONBREATH] Oh my God, that dragon breathes DRAGONS!
[ETHIC:TORTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ONLY_IF_!!SCIENCE!!] Again,!!SCIENCE!!
[ETHIC:DUPLICATE_RAWS_FOR_FUN:PUNISH_CRASH]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MODDING]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FUN:ONLY_IF_ELF]
[LAYS_UNUSUAL_EGG:ENTITY:FORTRESS] Poor chicken.
Post by: Sutremaine on March 08, 2011, 01:15:39 pm
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_!!SCIENCE:COMMON] !!SCIENCE!!.Hey, that's cheating.
[DRAGONDRAGONBREATH] Oh my God, that dragon breathes DRAGONS!
[ETHIC:TORTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ONLY_IF_!!SCIENCE!!] Again,!!SCIENCE!!
[ETHIC:DUPLICATE_RAWS_FOR_FUN:PUNISH_CRASH]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MODDING]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FUN:ONLY_IF_ELF]
[LAYS_UNUSUAL_EGG:ENTITY:FORTRESS] Poor chicken.
Post by: Davichococat on March 08, 2011, 01:28:42 pm
EDIT:
[EGG_MAT:EGG_SIZE:1:TAUPE_PALE_CHESTNUT:1:PINK:1:PALE:1:0:40]
[ATTACK:BITE:BONE:CARTILAGE]
[CLUTCHERABLE]
[PREFSTRIKE]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]
[PANTS_PANTS:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_TOOL_NEST_BOX]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TIER:3] Torture tier? :D
Post by: Sutremaine on March 08, 2011, 01:37:51 pm
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]And then she shoves that flute right up your...
Post by: Vorthon on March 08, 2011, 01:41:40 pm
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]And then she shoves that flute right up your...
I wouldn't object. >.> *Runs away.*
Post by: Guardian G.I. on March 08, 2011, 03:09:32 pm
[METAIL_PLAYER_SMALL]
[BIOME:ANGER]
[PET_BRAIN]
[CHILD_BOOT]
[BP:LUL:left feet]
[GOOD:LOCAL_TEMPLATE_TISSUES]
[EGG_WHIP]
[BIOME:GAS:CREATURE_CHEESE_TILE:1:0:40]
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HIGH_CHEESE_TEETH]
[ALL_REAR]
[ETHIC:TIGER]
[SHOES_RQ_ANON:GENERAL_POINT:130:200]
[ABUSE_TILE:249]
[MAGMA_VISION:A small building shelted pufferent can add that chantom spiders]
[IS_GEM:pink gnom]
Post by: Andux on March 08, 2011, 07:41:12 pm
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]"... (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrphanedPunchline)and me with the goddamned piccolo!"
[PANTS_PANTS:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_TOOL_NEST_BOX]"...but honey, this one's eating my popcorn!"
And now for something
- HOTKEY_BUTCH_CONDS_CURSOR_FLOOK_FORBID - ...what?
- <ents> - lawsuit from the Tolkien estate in 3... 2...
- </und_regionstructures> - ...und die regionstructures bist nicht für gefingerpoken!
- <historical_eventity>, </historical_eventity_populations>, </world_constructures> - portmantastic!
- Sizing debris has defaced a cavern deep underground a volcano.
- A careless Overflow 3 - ...stupid aquifer.
- You have entrance.
- A careless farmer have married. Congratulations! - "... What does it say in there about divorce?"
- The vomit discovered a cavern deep!
- An ambush! Curse a smaller area if you want - Curse you, Liechtenstein!
- This engraving appears on the name of the magma.]
- You have discovered a very difficult to embark here. - Welcome to Battlefailed.
- Horrors! Demons in the water. - Battlefailed again (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=76193.msg1949277#msg1949277)
- Choose a smaller area if you want to survive here? - OK, I will?
- You have married. Congratulation has sprung from skulking filth!
- This artwork of art is now summer. - And then artwork was summer.
- Horrors! Demons in the calendar. - "Be-el-zebub has October set aside for me- for mee- for MEEEEEE!"
- The vomit disappears into the calendar.
- Your bookkeeper has arrived! - Hooray!
- You have selected a wedding reception
- You have organized a river. - You are obsesive-compulsive civil engineer!
- The wet season has done enough work in an office to improve precision
- An ambush! Drive the chasm. - Wait, how do you steer this thing?
- Autumn has sprung from skulking filth!
- Night be very difficult to survive here? - It is dangerous to go alone? Take this?
- Some migrants have bypassed your inaccessible site. - :P
- The object seems warped as if it were very hot, yet the item smells like wet earth.
- The item is cool to that looks oddly square. - It's hip to be square?
- Ballista Arrow Head Collection
- Ballista Loading Large Creature Pen/Pasturing Upward Staircase - "Fetchez la vache!"
- Carving Large Creature Pit/Ponding - This is a masterful engraving of a Spartan and a Persian. The Spartan is refusing the Persian. The Persian is falling.
- Store Item in Cheeses
Post by: Baron Baconeer on March 09, 2011, 03:08:28 am
rk:whales:clown I'm pretty sure "clown" is not in the raws.
Clown loach?
Post by: Greep on March 09, 2011, 04:11:02 am
Post by: Vorthon on March 09, 2011, 08:09:23 am
And now for somethingcompletely different(using various bits of a string dump of 0.31.19):
- HOTKEY_BUTCH_CONDS_CURSOR_FLOOK_FORBID - ...what?
- <ents> - lawsuit from the Tolkien estate in 3... 2...
- </und_regionstructures> - ...und die regionstructures bist nicht für gefingerpoken!
- <historical_eventity>, </historical_eventity_populations>, </world_constructures> - portmantastic!
- Sizing debris has defaced a cavern deep underground a volcano.
- A careless Overflow 3 - ...stupid aquifer.
- You have entrance.
- A careless farmer have married. Congratulations! - "... What does it say in there about divorce?"
- The vomit discovered a cavern deep!
- An ambush! Curse a smaller area if you want - Curse you, Liechtenstein!
- This engraving appears on the name of the magma.]
- You have discovered a very difficult to embark here. - Welcome to Battlefailed.
- Horrors! Demons in the water. - Battlefailed again (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=76193.msg1949277#msg1949277)
- Choose a smaller area if you want to survive here? - OK, I will?
- You have married. Congratulation has sprung from skulking filth!
- This artwork of art is now summer. - And then artwork was summer.
- Horrors! Demons in the calendar. - "Be-el-zebub has October set aside for me- for mee- for MEEEEEE!"
- The vomit disappears into the calendar.
- Your bookkeeper has arrived! - Hooray!
- You have selected a wedding reception
- You have organized a river. - You are obsesive-compulsive civil engineer!
- The wet season has done enough work in an office to improve precision
- An ambush! Drive the chasm. - Wait, how do you steer this thing?
- Autumn has sprung from skulking filth!
- Night be very difficult to survive here? - It is dangerous to go alone? Take this?
- Some migrants have bypassed your inaccessible site. - :P
- The object seems warped as if it were very hot, yet the item smells like wet earth.
- The item is cool to that looks oddly square. - It's hip to be square?
- Ballista Arrow Head Collection
- Ballista Loading Large Creature Pen/Pasturing Upward Staircase - "Fetchez la vache!"
- Carving Large Creature Pit/Ponding - This is a masterful engraving of a Spartan and a Persian. The Spartan is refusing the Persian. The Persian is falling.
- Store Item in Cheeses
Could you give me the source text you used? I wanna see what I can get out of it.
Post by: Andux on March 09, 2011, 08:31:51 am
Could you give me the source text you used? I wanna see what I can get out of it.
http://meepo.dnsalias.org/files/0.31.19_strings.txt
Some weird ones that are in the original file:
Quote from: 0.31.19_strings.txt
([lip])
...
STRANGUS
AUGIS
STORKIS
... (slew
[PRO_SUB]
Post by: Vorthon on March 09, 2011, 08:32:24 am
Could you give me the source text you used? I wanna see what I can get out of it.
http://meepo.dnsalias.org/files/0.31.19_strings.txt
Some weird ones that are in the original file:Quote from: 0.31.19_strings.txt([lip])
...
STRANGUS
AUGIS
STORKIS
... (slew
[PRO_SUB]
Blocked. Try Pastebin.com (I think that's the adress...)
Post by: Andux on March 09, 2011, 08:41:53 am
Blocked. Try Pastebin.com (I think that's the adress...)
http://pastebin.com/Vp2616fE
Post by: Vorthon on March 09, 2011, 08:44:58 am
Edit: Here's some:
I am a period of legend? Here? I am a prised by any please come. Welcome onwar - I think somebody got hit in the head just a little too hard...
The quest I have done. - Do or do not. There is no try. (if I need to explain this one, I'll just laugh at the person who asks.)
Ha! Such enthusiasm from the land. Let's trave now. - Enthusiastic land? Traving? I don't think we're in kansas anymore...
I'm sorry. My duty is surely an unknown far an obscure worse: currency of you. - Olith McNoble, human Lord cancel refuse call to adventure: Suffering from head trauma.
I will get you. Be careful out of greatly if you lead you, but I have been tormented to stop where another not. - I feel vaguely threatened now...
It is amazing how far you've come home, my child. - Umm...
Death will get you! - The Travestificator keeps threatening me!
to stop where our adventure! I am a period of yourself, but I have to stay indoors, or the monstrosities live deep underworld must be brougho - Urist McParanoid cancels Incoherent Rambling: Interrupted by Demon.
Night is fall over! - Methinks night has had a bit too much to drink.
Post by: Aramco on March 09, 2011, 07:01:45 pm
I'm not even making that up. The rest--
DOME_REPRIMAL_SITEM_HELM:ITEM_WEAPON_DAGGER_TYPE:TRADER]
[BIOME_BATTED_JOB:ARCHAINIMUM_SIZE:5]
[PERSON:ITEM_TRADE:1]
[CULL_NEUTRAPPLICABLE]
[MAX_SITE_POWERY:PLANDED:4]
[WEAPON_CLOTHIC:EATURE_FOR_FACE]
[ETHIC:TRAPCOMMON]
[PERSON]
[WEAPON:ACCEPTABLE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SOAP_DISSECT_SIZE:7]
[SELEMENTS_SIZE:1]
[SUBSELECT_SYMBOL:BRIDGEON]
[ARMORESS_TROPHY_ANIMAL_SYMBOL:ALL:UNCOMMO:ITE:DARD]
[SIEGE]
[DIGGER_LARGE]
[ETHING:PERSONAL_DIPLOMATTLETS:COMMON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MINING]
[SKILL_SYMBOL:TUNISH_SEASONAL_SIZE:3]
[SUBORD_SHIRT:ANIMUM_SHIELD:ITEM_INFORT]
[ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS:COMMON]
[BIOME_BRIDGE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:TREAT_SANDED:5]
[ITECT_SYMBOL:BATTLE]
[SKILL_SYMBOL:WALL:HAMMON]
[ETHINKABLE]
[GLOVES_BOOTS:COPPERMITTED_JOB:SOAP_DISC]
[PERMITH_BRIDGE]
[GLOVEST:120]
[PERMITTED_IF_EXAMPLE:VIOLERATOR]
[CULL_NEUTRAPCOMMON]
[ART_FACE]
[TRADER]
(I mixed all of creature_standard with all of item_weapon.)
Post by: InsanityPrelude on March 09, 2011, 08:34:35 pm
was upset that weather lately - You and me both, dorf.
, if young with a lovered overed about the ceased to be chosen accided to tragedy. - I'm not sure what's going on here but it sounds like something Shakespeare would write.
has an awe after gaining a very broad body with young with somebody, highly lately
You are melting used by own dead pet lately - You are a terrible person.
Acceptable to trage in a volcano. - I'll keep that in mind.
has been able to eat been attacked by a dead child to give somebody water lately - So, a typical day in the fortress?
slept in a hammer recently
has lost an awful bedroom recently - Then what are you complaining about?
became of legends recently
Your dying lately - You're.
And then I tried to paste the whole dump in, but that just froze the travestificator.
Post by: Aramco on March 09, 2011, 08:36:53 pm
Your dying lately - You're.
No, you see, the your is possessive. You own the dying. It makes sense.
Post by: Sutremaine on March 09, 2011, 08:39:29 pm
was upset that weather latelyHuman: So, how about that weather we've been having?
Dwarf: Yes, it's terrible.
Human: I wouldn't go that far, it's just been a bit drizzly--
Dwarf: Does it matter what kind of weather it is?
Human: Er.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on March 09, 2011, 09:01:20 pm
[FIRE] -- Been there, done that.
[TSU_NOUN:hammerdward related is the hair relasses all dwarf:macedwarves] -- Okay, so this what i'm getting. Macedwarfs have hair that... traps dwarfs, and hammerdwarfs are related to what will free the dwarfs snared in their hair? Someone please interprite that better.
[MENT_ATTACK_FLAME_TEMPLATEGORY:HEAD_HEAD:CHARCOAL:1:BURN:1:IRIS_EYEBROWN:1:IRISM_LEARD_HEAD:HAIR] -- Templategory. That is all.
[APP_MODIFIER:HIGHT_CENT] -- Some of the apps on the Android App Store, yes
Post by: Scaraban on March 09, 2011, 11:52:08 pm
[BIOME_BATTED_JOB:ARCHAINIMUM_SIZE:5] - A cool name for a fantasy metal
[DIGGER_LARGE] - My pick's bigger...
[BIOME_BRIDGE] - Trolls have this
Post by: PTTG?? on March 10, 2011, 01:36:09 am
I want to see/read/play this movie/book/game.
Magic-spider-skull-kingdom? Maybe? I don't know what it is, but I want to have it.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 10, 2011, 01:44:01 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Andux on March 10, 2011, 03:04:31 am
WORMY TOOT_MUCK - I have no idea what this is, but it sounds disgusting.
MUSH_QUARRY - 's like oatmeal, but with quarry bush leaves. Probably.
SUBTERRY
NEED_RAT - "OK, I'll need a bicycle pump, six charcoal briquettes, a bucket of wildebeest milk, two pounds of soy wax, and a Sigmund Freud action figure... oh, and a large rat."
ROOM_HELMET_PLUMP
NAME_FORESCUE GRASS
WEET - weet (n.) 1. a type of grane, commonly milled into flaur for bred-making
BLADER
MANGRASS - for all your manscaping needs
NAME_GLAND
SKULKINGDOM
MYTHISTLE - This here is MY patch o' thistle; you go find your own.
CHESTIC
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 10, 2011, 04:37:01 am
- File->Add text file(s) to Input - this will allow selecting one or more .txt files, and automatically paste their contents into the Input field.
- File->Save Input to text file - to easily save any input combinations you cook up.
- Options->Start From Beginning - make the output start from the beginning of the input text, as the old Travesty Generator did.
- Options->Full Random Travesty - ignore letter probabilities when making output, so that numerous occurences of one don't prevent the rare others from appearing.
Now the question is, which would preferable - the strip or the context menu, and of course I'm taking suggestions for further improvements.
Post by: PTTG?? on March 10, 2011, 10:10:10 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 10, 2011, 10:26:36 am
In other news. One unexpected problem later, another option is added. You can choose to "respect newline characters". This is on by default, and the effect is that when you use Full Random Travesty, you don't get a newline every second time. Since all probabilities are discounted, the odds of there being a linefeed character after the end of a tag are almost fifty-fifty, especially for some raws.
Also found and squashed a few bugs that were interfering with the process. (such as realizing that C# treats a linefeed as TWO characters) You should now get even more varied travesties. Hopefully it also removes the odd "endless repeat" bug where the output would lock to a repeating phrase and never let go.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 10, 2011, 11:37:53 am
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4152380/Travestificator.exe (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4152380/Travestificator.exe)
New features:
- A whole new menu strip added!
- File import! Select a whole swath of text files to import into your Input field.
- File export! Save that painstakingly assembled source of your best travesties for later reuse.
- Option - Start From Beginning! Opt to start every travesty from the beginning of your source text, like it was done of old.
- Option - Full Random Travesty! Throw away the shackles of probability, and see what your source can really be mangled into!
- Option - Respect Newline Characters! With the advent of the above option, linebreaks became arrogant and started appearing everywhere. Not much use disabled, but might be fun to see. On by default.
Changes:
- Automatic Updating made optional. Enabled by default. Use the new Update button when it's off, button color shows whether or not you should update.
- Moved all controls to the new menu strip. This made the output area bigger. :D
- Restricted level and length selections to specific values. Couldn't do it any other way.
Bugfixes:
- Fixed odd behavior around linebreaks by trimming linefeed characters to one, rather than the usual two, in processing.
- Fixed tiny error in random letter selection, now the old endless-repeat bug should be gone.
Enjoy!
Post by: PTTG?? on March 10, 2011, 01:33:12 pm
[WORD:HAIR_TILE:'g']
[BEND:xonganum]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 10, 2011, 01:35:56 pm
Since the new raws contain lots of plain text (the Animal Drive participants, for one), there will be segments of such text as well.
[ADJ:responsible:puke:fists] - Responsible puke fists!
[PENETRAHEDRITE] - New material for arrowheads! Add it to the Archainimum pile.
[SUCCESSEN] - Travestizer speaks German! Das fort successen!
[LIQUID_SCOOP]
[WORTHLESSON] - New word for the vocabularies! Worthlesson, n. 1. A bad lesson.
[DISPLAY FUN]
[UPSTEPPERS:fier is red-winged:plump on touchy]
[VEGETABLE COLONY]
[MEGABEAST_GUZZLER]
[SAPLINTABLISTA] - Somebody decode this thing for me.
[OUTDOOR_WOOD_RATIONED] - Elves tend to do that.
[COLONY_TRAINABLE]
[WAGONFIREIMMUNION] - A union of fireimmune wagons?
[SUCCULENT][SKELETON][PRODUCTS] - Succulent Skeleton Products! Buy from us! (really appeared together like that)
[GO_TO_END if disgustreting.]
"ore alloy item in Bees"
"We all hump" - Ugh...
"Could not seen one, no eye colonies teeth"
And let's stop with this one for now:
[UNDERGROUNDHOG]
Post by: Guardian G.I. on March 10, 2011, 02:33:38 pm
[UNDEAD_CHICKWEB]
[SHOOT_HOARY]
[BIOME_SUPPORT:COMMANDING]
[SHOOT_FORTRESS_STOCKPICK]
[FISHERIFFON]
[MAX_POPULATIVITY:FORCED_BY:EXECUTION]
[BLOCK_SUCK_BLUEJAY]
[SHOOT_CENT]
[VALUE_DIPLOMATS]
Wagon-like fish, of razor-sharp, venturine
[USE_MINT_GROUNDHOG]
[DEEP_VOICE:0:75000]
[APPOINT left captained strong plumpy boar]
[STANCE_MODERATOR]
[PRECEIVE_DEATH_ATT_RACE]
[BUTCHER_CROSSBOWMAN:axedwarfs magma-loving]
[BP_POST_LIAISON:SUMMER_WAR]
[RIVER_BUFFALO]
[ENTER_RECEIVE_CONGEVITY]
[IMPACT_STATE:MIDNIGHTLESS_OIL_COLOSS_PANTS]
Post by: EmperorJon on March 10, 2011, 04:44:19 pm
[CULL] Hmm
[TOY:ITEM_PANTS_GREAVERY:PERSONAL_MATTER] Look, it's a personal matter.
[KILL:PEACE_WITH_WILDLIFE] Riiiight...
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_FEMALE] o_O
[OUTDOOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] BAHAHAH
[ETHIC:KILL] It's the Borg, RUUUN!
[ARMOR_BREAST_HUNTER] What the...
[LAND_HOLDER_FARMINES_COIN_DESERRATEGY] And a good day to you too.
[AMBUSHERMAN] It's AmbusherMan! Duhn duhn duuuuh!
[BRAG_ON_KILL:UNTHINKABLE] Modest slaughter.
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORD_LONG] Sword swallowing!
[PERMITTED_JOB:STONE_CAVE_FISH_CAPITAL] The Cave Fish have a capital...?
[PERMITTED_RACE:UNTHINKABLE] No other races will be tolerated!
[USE_ANIMAL_PROD_SIDEBURNS] I just don't want to know.
EDIT A few more...
A few more random ones.
[EVITY_WOUN:bowdwarves] o_O
[BODYPART:GUTS:TEETH_WITH] NomnomnomGutsREatU
[RUM_MAKING:SMELTER:NONE] Unfortunately, DwarfScience has yet to create a Rum Making Smelter.
Post by: Guardian G.I. on March 10, 2011, 04:52:23 pm
[METAL_TROUT_RAIN]
[MOUNTAINS_ON_KILLSTONEWARENESS]
[UNROTTENTACLE]
[PUNISH_COD]
[UNDEAD_CHILDNAME]
[OBJECT_LONGNOSER]
[SPECIFIC_FOUL]
[OCEAN_DEVOURER]
[CHEESE:CROCODILE_STATE_WETLAND]
[MEANDESIGN]
[CHEEKBONECRAFT]
[OCEAN_A_HIDE]
[IGNITE_DEATH]
[BUILDS_OUTDOOR_FUN:UNCOMMANDER:ROUND]
[ITEMCORPSE_QUALITY:2787]
[ITEMCORPSE:GROUND_VS_NARROWS]
[WORLD_COLONY]
[BANDIDATE]
[PRECEIVE_CRAB]
[CHEEKS:LINGUISTIC_AGREEMENT:180]
[ENVIRONMENTMAN_IRON_MAUL] *** Obvious in-game Awemedical - Possible reference to Cacame Awemedinade.
Post by: EmperorJon on March 10, 2011, 05:04:55 pm
THE PIIIIICKS! THE PIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS!
Post by: EmperorJon on March 10, 2011, 05:10:45 pm
[SPRING:pricks:TRUE]
[SPRING:pricks:NONE]
Before and after killing all the elves... 8)
EDIT: Dpost. -.- :-[
EDIT: Imma make up for it.
[USE_MATE:WOOD]
Treehuggers!
Post by: Scaraban on March 10, 2011, 05:19:07 pm
AHHAHAHAHAFix'd
[SPRING:pricks:TRUE]
[SPRING:pricks:NONE]
Before and after killing all the elves... 8)
EDIT: Dpost. -.- :-[
EDIT: Imma make up for it.
[USE_MATE:WOOD]
Treehumpers!
Post by: Serrational on March 10, 2011, 05:20:43 pm
Post by: Sutremaine on March 10, 2011, 05:23:37 pm
[SUCCESSEN] - Travestizer speaks German! Das fort successen!The fort multiplies itself to eat succ?
Post by: Jay on March 10, 2011, 05:26:12 pm
Love this thread, but Norton keeps deleting the new Travestifacator every time I try anything.Between this and Runesmith, I'm just waiting for that worthless antivirus to delete somebody's operating system.
You know it's bound to happen.
Post by: Guardian G.I. on March 10, 2011, 05:54:55 pm
[DO_NOT_APPLICABLE_POSITION_LEADERS_IGNORE_NEUTRAL:JUSTIFICE]
[UNDEAD_CABINETS:384]
[ENTITY_MEMBER:PERSONAL_FORCE]
[CONQUERED_TOMB:250]
Post by: PTTG?? on March 10, 2011, 06:37:14 pm
Off to the S.L.A.D.E. thread I go...
Post by: UristMcDwarf on March 10, 2011, 07:19:33 pm
[UNDEAD_CABINETS:384]
Off to the S.L.A.D.E. thread I go...
Mod in abused gold 'stashes while you're there.
Post by: billybobfred on March 10, 2011, 07:46:17 pm
[MAX_POPULATIVITY:FORCED_BY:EXECUTION]
That strikes me as counterproductive.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 11, 2011, 12:10:41 am
Actually, Google translates that as "The continued success".[SUCCESSEN] - Travestizer speaks German! Das fort successen!The fort multiplies itself to eat succ?
Post by: TurkeyXIII on March 11, 2011, 06:26:53 am
It makes sense to me. I mean, what did you think the [POPULATION_CAP] option did to the migrants?[MAX_POPULATIVITY:FORCED_BY:EXECUTION]
That strikes me as counterproductive.
Post by: Guardian G.I. on March 11, 2011, 10:40:36 am
And no swordsdwarfoloid drived upper
[TRADERS_IGNITE:6]
[PUNISH_CHEETAH_GIANTA]
[SHOOT_CLEAR:earsomewhatevere. Any underworld anythin.]
[TISSUE:HAMMER_WHISKERS]
Post by: Vorthon on March 11, 2011, 10:58:27 am
I've always dreamed of darkness. - Can you say Goth?
This vile monster from the mutual hatred of your birthplace, the prayer to come up from the world. - Umm...
PowerGoal46, THE GNOMES, (Future): After adding two stories totally obliterate Freshwater River - Sounds like a dwarven doomsday device.
PowerGoal10, HELP US!, (Future): The elf says "a.. anything has emptied a cage! - Derp?
What would you throw your nose, and leave the field, squabbling - Ouch.
but trip on a tree. The gnomes. You try to do the crossroads at night. You are arrested into an obscure ruler order to his life in the rest until you've stopped the road without an escort. He runs away. - Umm...
PowerGoal93, IT IS LIKELY A PREDATORY ATTACK OF THE OBJECT?!, (Future): The ratman, which a goblin childhood, laughed as the hilt of Narnin, you escape. - ehwat?
PowerGoal93, IT IS LIKELY A PREDATORY ATTACK OF THE GIANT ASS BOOK, (Future): The elders to travel at night. The cursed - *snickers*
Passing of sunlight on the human or elf civilization - Mystic, man, mystic.
Skilled to enter a narrow ravine, you say "no!". He says that you that he sprays spit a glob of sapient beings - EWWW.
PowerGoal4, SIEGE PRESSURE, (Future): The goblins playing awake until you like to wear. - Umm...
A terror that the goblins chariot on, when it is in the would give you from the battle, you can't travel at night. The webs make yourself with you. - Whoah...
I would honor as always dreamed of your misery. - WTF
PowerGoal106, BOOK LEARNIN', (Future): You are unloading arrows. - I think they forgot 'into an elf.'
attacks your worthy of your money!". You tangle together and fertility, sides with the Lizardman. During them into their finally meet in the royal line. You dip into the nobles to cleans forward! - Umm... Kinky?
PowerGoal177, VERY FOUL, (Future): You walk freely upon his cloudy stupor he misjudges where to get snowed in. Running around nervously respected - Huh?
The vegetation to steals a sheep. The village shrieks from the underground is safer place of Emperor of the - Mushroom samba.
PowerGoal132, EVERYTHING IN ITS PROPER PLACE, (Future): You kill the wood. - OMG. This one actually kinda makes sense.
PowerGoal134, AND WHEN YOU FIND IT, WHAT WERE WE THINKING, (Future): The guard stand beaten, brought their homes - Ehwat?
PowerGoal155, SHINING ARM ROBBERY, (Future): The rope around had been offering. - trippy.
Post by: InsanityPrelude on March 11, 2011, 02:38:35 pm
... Or it would be but nothing's happening when I click Travestificate. ???
Edit: Now it's working.
[PLUS_TEMPLATE:SCALE:1:IRIS_EYE_TEMPLATE:FEMALE] - It's covered in eyes!
[ENVIRONMENT:ALL_SOLID:frozen waterlogged rodent paws:PLURAL]
[TSU_NOUN:ears:green two-humped camel's milk]
[NAME:bling corks. - For your expensive wines.
Lord Herman gas]
[SYN_NAME:clown zinc] - What adamantite was almost called instead.
[BODYPART:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT]
Attacks deadly if the both them. Even milk] - Even the milk?! You monster!
[BASIC_HEAD_POWDER:gnawed]
[ATTACK_VERB:scratch:scratches are spider:cave crocodiles:PLURAL]
[PREFSTRING:sociated rhino lizard]
[USE_MATER] - Yeaaah let's not go there.
[BLOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE:GAS:boiling its predator female), but we'll just usually avoid rodent hundreds of feed to the stinger eels:mussel:manerals, the desert scorpion very and monsters.]
[DESCRIPTIONS_FROM_ROT]
[USE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID:horse-like honey bees:communite]
[TENDOORS] - Those goblins won't be getting in now, sir!
[SPEED:500000]
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRAPHITE_SOLID:donkey's milk]
[SELECT_CASTE:METAL_ORE:BLOOD_TEMPLATE:LIQUID]
[NAME:rainbow that lives in hurl fish:ocean sunfish found deep underground undergrouper:STP:OVERWRITE_SOLID:plump helmet snaked camel's milk] - I kind of want to mod in undergroupers now.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 11, 2011, 02:57:58 pm
[EVIL_WORTHY] - Anyone making use of the above reagent qualifies.
[BIOME_SUPER] - Inabited by the Radioactive Grass-Men, Ultrabushes, Treeminators, and various superpowered wildlife.
[BODYPARTBODYGUARDS] - "I am charged with guarding the Mayor's left pinky finger!"
[DIGGER:CAPTAIN]
"Female, butterflies:fly:flies its victims to disgust]"
[ITEMCORPSE:BODY:HUMAN] - Well that makes sense.
[SMELTING_EYE] - Kinda like heat vision, except it refines ores as well.
[CHAIN_OF_THE_GUARDS] - Since when did DF have suffixes on items?
[NATURAL_SKILL_ANIMAL_CHILD_TISSUE:FLOATINTAIL:NAIL_SHIRT:COTTONGRAVER] - One of the [BIOME_SUPER] inhabitants, posessing several fearsome special moves.
[IS_SCREW_PREDATOR] - Not sure if it's a carnivorous screw or a... fairly indecent predator type.
[PRECEIVE_TISSUE_MAKING:terrifying deep undergroundness.] - If it was a Prefstring, I'd put it on caverns.
[DIE_WHEN_VERB:punches are wing bumblebee] - The text makes no sense, but DIE_WHEN_VERB is a curious concept.
[LAYS_EGGSHELL:skull:STP] - So basically, it lays skulls. FB material right there.
"11-30 semi-precious when enormous]" - This is about gems.
[PANTS_BRAINING] - Happens every so often.
[ABUSE_EVIL]
[REAGENT:DOG'S TOOTH] - I'm not making this up. Seriously.
[NUMBER:JUSTIFIED_IF_EXISTS_SKIRT_SHOES]
"Could be FLIER:AS_NEEDED]" - And yeah, FLIER:AS_NEEDED. Humans need to have this tag.
Also:
[USE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID:horse-like honey bees:communite]Oh god. Horse-like honey bees.
Post by: EmperorJon on March 11, 2011, 04:26:20 pm
[ATTACK_CONIFER] The new Elven weapon against deforestation! The Attack Conifer!
[CAN_LEARNER] Though... obviously not very well.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TILE:'k'] Torture all Kobolds!
[USE_MATERIALS] Ah, the mistake all novice craftsdwarves make!
[DESCRIPTION:1:CHINKLER] Is this racist...?
Post by: PTTG?? on March 11, 2011, 04:32:35 pm
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:VERTEBRATE_FOR_INFORMATION_NUMBER:2:2]
[NOBREATH_ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[TREE_TILE:'B'] That doesn't look anything like a tree! Silly travesty!
[BOILING_POINTED_BUILDINGDESTROYER:2] It's a... boiling troll?
Now we do the reagent that can be replaced on evil monsters with yellow diamond:STP:OVERWRITE_SOLID:alunite make clay statue] Whew. It was making too much sense there for a while.
[ETHIC:VANDALISM:NOT_FREEZING]
[PREFSTRING:tiny insect marking]
[CASTE_NAME:great white head found deep underground.]
[PENETRATIO:10000]
[PREFSTRING:loud clicks:clicks]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:nose gold] Don't want to know.
[PERMITTED_REAVERY:500]
[DUTY_MEAT_WORD_SITEM_PANTS]
[SLEEP_PREFERRED_CABINETS:COMMON]
[TOLERATOR]
[DO_NOT_APPLICABLE]
[MAX_SITE_TYPE:TREASON:PRESS_TRIGGER:3]
[AMMO:ITEM_SHIRT:COMMON] T-shirt cannon!
[PERMITTED_JOB:MILL_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR] But ONLY if there's a good reason!
[OUTDOOR_FAT] Eeeew
[RELIGION:TAX_CRAFTER]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BOOKKEEPERCUSSION]
[ETHIC:VANDATE_MAKE_PEAR]
[TOLERATES_SHAPING:PUNISH_CLEANER]
[ETHIC:TORTURE:REPTILE_MAKER]
[ETHIC:TORTURE:REPTILE_MAKING] We get it, you don't like frankengekos.
[REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
[ADVENTURE_FOR_FUN:APPALLING]
[WORLD_CONTROLLABLE]
Post by: Iados on March 12, 2011, 06:55:57 am
[REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
You know this is a real token, right?
Post by: Haspen on March 12, 2011, 07:51:56 am
[REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
You know this is a real token, right?
In this topic, everyone wonders if tokens posted are real or not.
Post by: PTTG?? on March 12, 2011, 01:18:19 pm
[REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
You know this is a real token, right?
Normally, it's [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:1].
Post by: Iados on March 12, 2011, 01:26:44 pm
[REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
You know this is a real token, right?
Normally, it's [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:1].
No, the number is the quality of the bedroom, not the quantity (for example, king has [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:10000], sheriff has 100, etc...).
Post by: PTTG?? on March 12, 2011, 02:05:37 pm
Post by: Fniff on March 12, 2011, 07:10:04 pm
[REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
You know this is a real token, right?
It may be, but that doesn't matter cos I need 100 bedrooms made right goddamn now!
Post by: Aramco on March 12, 2011, 07:17:58 pm
[REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
You know this is a real token, right?
Yes, it certainly is.
King/Queen-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:10000]
General-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:250]
Lieutenant-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
Captain-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:1]
Sheriff-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
Captain of the Guard-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:250]
Mayor-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:500]
Outpost Liason-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:1500]
Diplomat-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:1500]
Duke-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:2500]
Count-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:1500]
Baron-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:500]
Tax Collector-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
Hammerer-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
Dungeon Master-- [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:250]
Post by: Nyxalinth on March 12, 2011, 11:04:43 pm
[CREATURE_MATERIAL:SKIN:FAT:MUSICAL] Fat: The Musical!
[METAIL_PLAYER_SMALL]
[BIOME:ANGER] Grrr, effing dwarves living on my rocks!
[PET_BRAIN] Niiiiiice brain *pets*
[CHILD_BOOT] Naw, keep them shut down
[BP:LUL:left feet]
[GOOD:LOCAL_TEMPLATE_TISSUES]
[EGG_WHIP]
[BIOME:GAS:CREATURE_CHEESE_TILE:1:0:40] It's a forgotten beast made of limburger!
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HIGH_CHEESE_TEETH]
[ALL_REAR] Baby got back...
[ETHIC:TIGER] Must...resist...urge to make Charlie Sheen comment...
[SHOES_RQ_ANON:GENERAL_POINT:130:200]
[ABUSE_TILE:249]
[MAGMA_VISION:A small building shelted pufferent can add that chantom spiders]
[IS_GEM:pink gnom]
Post by: Nyxalinth on March 12, 2011, 11:11:15 pm
was forced table to tragedy recently
was upset that weather lately - You and me both, dorf.
, if young with a lovered overed about the ceased to be chosen accided to tragedy. - I'm not sure what's going on here but it sounds like something Shakespeare would write.
has an awe after gaining a very broad body with young with somebody, highly lately
You are melting used by own dead pet lately - You are a terrible person.
Acceptable to trage in a volcano. - I'll keep that in mind.
has been able to eat been attacked by a dead child to give somebody water lately - So, a typical day in the fortress?
slept in a hammer recently
has lost an awful bedroom recently - Then what are you complaining about?
became of legends recently
Your dying lately - You're.
And then I tried to paste the whole dump in, but that just froze the travestificator.
My favorite was slept in a hammer. It is now the comment under my avatar.
Post by: Aryn on March 13, 2011, 03:31:16 am
[DISPLATE:SOIL_TEMPLAY_COLOR:4:7:0] - Yet more spoonerism.
[STATERIAL_TEMPLATE]
[SOLID_DENSILE:SOIL]
[TILTY:1600] - That's one extremely steep hill.
[SOLORGANDY_COLOR:4:6:176] - Whatever a solorgandy is, it's colorful.
[SOIL_SANIC:SOIL] - Dwarves are obviously nowhere near the stuff.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 13, 2011, 11:34:30 am
[GOO_TENTACLE]
[OCEAN_LAVA]
[SMALL_SEEDS_NUTS_TO_PASTE_NAME_BROOK]
[FUNCTION:DIPLOMAT_BOILING]
[USE_EVIL_WOOD_ARMOR]
[USE_GOOD_REASON:UNTHINKABLE]
[GRASSTRAMPLE:UNTHINKABLE]
[CHILD_BODY_WITH_FANGS:HEARTHWORM]
[ENTER_TENTACLES:RIBCAGE]
[SKULKINGDESTROYER:BRONZE_MATERIES]
[LARGE_EYELASHES]
[PREFIX:NONE:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[SPOUSE_BONING]
[MOUNTAIN_OF_THE_GUARDS]
[EGG_WHIP]
[GETS_WOUNDEAD]
[ACCOUNT_EXOTIC]
[UNDEAD_FLAIL]
[AMPHIBIAN_MAUL]
[ENTITY:FOOT_FREEZING]
[OCEAN_ANIMAL_TO_PASTE]
[CHAT_WORK_CARVER]
[OUTDOOR_FORK_CARETAKER]
[USE_ANIMAL_DWARF]
[SECRETION_SWORD_LONG]
[NO_THONG:COMMON]
Post by: Sutremaine on March 13, 2011, 11:45:48 am
[PREFSTRING:terriffons:grifying features]Aren't those the things you find in the Dragonfly Forest in Jade Cocoon? [/obscure]
Post by: Guardian G.I. on March 13, 2011, 12:30:49 pm
[WORD_LONG]
[CHILDNAME is shale]
[ATTACK_SUCK_BLOWDARTS:NONE:USE_GOOSE_SEPIA]
[FIRED_RACE]
[EXTREME_RACE]
Capybara maximum oxide, but size.
[PAIN_OF_THE_GUARD]
*** Obvious bird of mud whiskey]
[MOLAR_ONLY_IF_NO_CLAYS_EGGS]
You can asymmetrifle puppy:nake:first.
[MAGMA_CRAFT]
[BUILDING_WORKSCREW_PRESERVE]
[BIOME_MODERATOR]
[BASIC_HEALTH_MACKEREL]
[LIQUID_COLOSS:LEG:9000]
[IGNITE_TO_PASTE]
[PROFESSION_CAT:FEATURE]
[CONTROL_TROPE:1:GOLD_METAMORPHIC:KILL]
We alcohol] - You will be intoxicated. Resistance is futile.
[GOOD_SIEGE:VIOLENT]
Post by: Iados on March 13, 2011, 01:27:23 pm
[POSITION:MAGMA]
[FUNCTION:DIPLOMAT_BOILING]
couldn't resist
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 13, 2011, 02:03:30 pm
Some more:
[MAGMA_VISIBLE_RAW]
[MUSCLE_TEETH]
[FIREBREAST_ITEM_IMPROVEMENT:TREASON] - Seriously, don't improve firebreasts.
"Female, but we want rat]"
[EVIL_PLASTER_RARE]
[EXTRAVISIBLE]
[HAVE_DRAGON] - will conquer.
[FISHITECT] - Uh.. a profession that builds fish?
[USE_TEMPERATE_MALE]
[MULTIPLE_LAVA_STONECROSSBOW] - Mod this. Now.
[SLEEP_PREDATOR]
[EMBARK_FORTRESS_HONEYCOMBAT:6] - Embark Fortress Honeycombat 6! Coming next year to the PS3!
[FEMALE:FACIALATTACK_INJECT:CREATHE] - If it wasn't for CREATHE, this tag would be hopelessly wrong.
[OUTDOOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE_GREEN_DEVOURER] - Great outdoor fun for the whole family.
[SECRETION_MAN] - I've been watching Whose Line recently, and I can't help but crack up at this.
[IMPROVED_BEARD]
[AMPHIBIOUSBEAST_GUZZLEBOX] - gwuhwat? *ROFLs*
Post by: Dermonster on March 13, 2011, 02:45:38 pm
Post by: subject name here on March 14, 2011, 02:17:16 am
PowerGoal 87, DO NOT MOVE FROM THAT SHIT'LL KILL YOU, (Future): After adding two stories below, there!" and push away and take a witness, so he listeners suggests you official bar bouncer.
PowerGoal 169, MAN-BRANDED, (Future): The villagers perform a miracle, and playing down for the goblin the beast a wasting attract that is taste forest. You are the town to their money choose the sea and hidden wall day just as the serpent vines, you must remove they are indeed march declares, "You kill the air. The baron's caves him down of the row of celibacy to return in the general of the captives to a bandits and eat the elaborate young knife. The listen!" Soon a match a gold pieces force order to clean up the etting had all time and attacks you. When your money!". Your ferry is too hardships his life and your sword!" at his angerous scavengeance. - ???
PowerGoal 139, A BAD REPUTATION, (Future): A twig snaps and you read the world. His subordinated Dartoks must wear its corner, and win. You are filth.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 14, 2011, 02:49:55 am
[OCEAN_LEAKS]
[DRAINABLE_VERMIN]
[ENTITY:EXPEDITION:Magma cracked by a head]
[PLUS_TEMPERATURES:GENERIC_TEETH:RIBCAGE_FREEZING:EVIL_ANIMAL:JUSTIFIED_IN_LENGTH:1:3]
[LOOSE_CARVER]
[OCEAN_WATER:AS_NEEDED]
[FRIENDLY_CURRENT_KILL:UGLY]
[UNDEAD_HOLDER_FOR_INFORCED_BOWS] - Feel free to add to profile.
[VERMIN_SIZE_DIPLOMATS] - I rarely consider them more than vermin anyway.
[HAVE_FISH_MAKE_MEAD] - Dwarves. They'll make mead from anything.
[RIVER:SCALE:dungeon made of pure fireballs.] - Ouch. Ouchouchouch.
[IGNITE_COOK] - Probably after the "fish mead".
[GRASP:BY_HEIR] - I got you by the hair! I mean hare! I mean heir!
Post by: Jordan~ on March 14, 2011, 05:20:11 am
PowerGoal 139, A BAD REPUTATION, (Future): A twig snaps and you read the world. His subordinated Dartoks must wear its corner, and win. You are filth.
Rofl. He wouldn't touch you, Terry. You're filth.
Post by: Cyroth on March 14, 2011, 03:01:26 pm
[SHOES:COMMAND] - my girlfriend has that one, I guess...
[ETHIC:LYING:PERSONAL_MOIST_BROADLEAF] - an elven thing, no doubt.
[PERMITTED_JOB:METAL_POISON]
[ETHIC:TREE:42] - another elven thing I guess. Trees are the answer to everything.
[INSTRUMENTS:LOCAL_BANDS:1]
[CASTE:ALL:CHILD_BODYPART_BIOME:SAVANNA_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:LIQUID:melted gibbon] - wait... what?!
[ETHICABLE:EAT_FEMALE:SAME_RACE] - ...w...t...f...
[DEMANDERERER]
[PUNISH_CARETAKER]
[PETVALUE:FEMALE:80000] - at least she is valuable...
[CASTE:MARSH_TIGER]
[INFECTIONER]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:CHILD]
Post by: Nyxalinth on March 15, 2011, 10:49:59 am
Here's a swath of uncommented results, make sense of them yourselves:
[GOO_TENTACLE] The latest hentai craze, I'm guessing.
[OCEAN_LAVA] Thank you, mighty Armok!
[SMALL_SEEDS_NUTS_TO_PASTE_NAME_BROOK] We named it Peanut Butter!
[FUNCTION:DIPLOMAT_BOILING] "What's for dinner, Urist?" "Boiled diplomat!" "Awww, again?"
[USE_EVIL_WOOD_ARMOR]
[USE_GOOD_REASON:UNTHINKABLE] this would be most of us players
[GRASSTRAMPLE:UNTHINKABLE] Keep off the grass!
[CHILD_BODY_WITH_FANGS:HEARTHWORM]
[ENTER_TENTACLES:RIBCAGE] I didn't think that's where they were supposed to go...
[SKULKINGDESTROYER:BRONZE_MATERIES]
[LARGE_EYELASHES]
[PREFIX:NONE:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[SPOUSE_BONING] This is why there's too many babies in your fort
[MOUNTAIN_OF_THE_GUARDS] They're so awesome they get their own mountain!
[EGG_WHIP]
[GETS_WOUNDEAD] I like this, It's a portmanteau of wounded and dead!
[ACCOUNT_EXOTIC] We don't use dorfbux anymore. From now on, our currency is lupins!
[UNDEAD_FLAIL]
[AMPHIBIAN_MAUL]
[ENTITY:FOOT_FREEZING]
[OCEAN_ANIMAL_TO_PASTE] Now we farm mermaids into pet food? The horror!
[CHAT_WORK_CARVER]
[OUTDOOR_FORK_CARETAKER] *Urist McFarmer loves his pitchfork*
[USE_ANIMAL_DWARF] No. Just NO.
[SECRETION_SWORD_LONG] 0_o I could say it but this is a family board :P
[NO_THONG:COMMON] Sisqo will be disappointed...
Post by: Sutremaine on March 15, 2011, 02:18:40 pm
[SPOUSE_BONING]Without this tag, creatures who have spouses with extractable bones will demand that somebody else do the shearing job.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 16, 2011, 01:18:33 pm
[BODY_APPEARANCE_STRIKE] - Can you say "striking appearance"?
[UNDEAD_POSITION_SPOUSE_CLUSTERS_IGNITE_TYPE:CAVE]
[WOODCUTTERFACE]
[SOAP_FRONT_FLIER]
[BARRIVALENA]
[BIOME:FLY_ACORN]
[DIPLOMATITE]
[PUNISH_DEFAULT_SIMPLE_BURROW]
[BLACK PYROPELLECTOR]
[BABYNAMENTANGLER]
[KEY_HOLDENROD]
[MASTENCH:borlon] - Ma stench be borlon!
[SKELETON_TEMPT]
[RAINING_GREED]
[EXPORT:MOGHOPPERBODY]
[MILKFISH_PUFFERIOUSBEAST]
[BENDING_NOUN]
[PANTOM]
[END_YELLOW]
[PLUS_MAIL_PIG]
[NOSTUNTERFLY:commonium ore)]
[NOT_PURRING]
[CHAIN_OF_TEMPERVIOUSBEAST:ong]
[LOG_MAP_ROBBERER]
[MEGABEAST_ENRAGE]
[SPECK:1:PUMP_DODGINGS_START_IMAGE_TAUPE]
[VARIED_IF_SELF_DEFACES_ENGRASSTRATOR:coneshast]
[COLDDAM_POISON_AXE_BATTLE:LAKE]
[CAUGHT_IN_FLAIL]
[CON_CONGLAZE_JUG:GET_MELEE_WETLAND_NAMED_ARMLESS_OIL]
[OCEAN_CHAUSTIFIED_IF_NO_CLAY_MANDESIGN]
[ENGRAVING_GAS_FLOUNDHOG]
[IF_EXTREME_RANGED:CRUSH]
[BLOODSTONE:CLASP:BY_TYPE:CRUNDLENUT]
[HIVEABLE PLANT]
[ART_ALCOHOL_TROUBLE:fidgam]
[POPULATINUM]
[EXPORT:COMEDY:resence]
[TRUE_RHESUS]
[INDOWED] - The opposite of "endowed"?
[BABY TOES]
[GHOST_LIAISON_AXE]
[PET_EXIST]
[BOILING_GUTS:600]
[BLACK_END_YEAR]
[MAGMA_CRAB:ozsit] - Magma Crab. "Ozsit", indeed.
[EVIL_WORD_LONGER]
[ALCOHOL_CAULDRON]
[CURRENCY_BY_YEAR:HANDY] - Indeed.
[SMALLEGIANTAXES]
[PUNITE] - As far as ores go, it rocks.
[FRIENDLY_CREAM]
[BABYSNATCH_SIMPLE] - Or so goblins say, anyway.
[NOSTUCKIN:FACE]
And a perfect cap to this:
[EXHAUSTIONS_FROM_LAUGH] - Seriously.
Post by: Nyxalinth on March 16, 2011, 01:29:31 pm
Okay, I've had a slow day at work and have collected some raws for you to look at. Minimal comments.
[EXHAUSTIONS_FROM_LAUGH] - Seriously.
Many things here gave me [EXHAUSTIONS_FROM_LAUGH] :D
Post by: PTTG?? on March 16, 2011, 02:04:48 pm
I loved that game.
Post by: PTTG?? on March 16, 2011, 04:11:42 pm
[CASTE_NAME:queen ants:giant cheese]
[ITEM_HOOTS] this just boats
[IS_SCOURGE]
[OBJECTIVE:shortars] //Dwarven mortars
[ARMOUSCOOKING]
The strike:slap:slashes:braini-forge:mini-formor:arrow:corkscrews]
[ITEM_GLOVERAGE]
[CREEF_BLACIAL_TROPENDURANGE] //Trope endurance range.
[TLCM_NOUN:feather does it has a long neck. When the head of burden.]
[REMOVE_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART]
*** needle the tropical for blood gnat:bats:giant women:mud:NP]
Now we'll desert scorpion names the clicks
//Toady One has a plan...
COMMON_DOMESTIC_ABILITY:EXCITEM]
[MUNDANE]creature, flying nose.
[ALCOHOL_DEPTH:300:4250:25:10040] //"GET THE BREWER! WE'RE RUNNIN' LOW!"
[FISH_KNIFER]
[WAGONFIREBREATH]
[DUTY_BOAT]
[WILL_NEST_BODIES] //Eeeeek
[MAX_STANDATE] //Action hero.
[OCEAN:12] //Speaking of acton movies...
[HELM_TURBAN:UNTOWARD] //I never realized the Travistizer was republican...
[LOCAL_DWARF][EXPORTED_IN_LEGENDS] //This sounds like an Onion headline.
// You've heard of the neckbeard; the bee beard; the windmill beard; the dog beard. Now witness the power of... [TISSUE_STYLE:BEARD_BEARD]
[ENTITY:FOREST][KILL]
[NUMBER:PLANT:ACCEPTABLE]
[RESPONSIBILITY:TAME_WAR]
[PERMITTED_JOB:WEAVERY:PUNISH_EXILE]
//Have sword...
[WILL_QUEST]
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_SHORT] //Short pants are a weapon.
[OUTDOOR_WOOD_REACTION:ELF] //Oh dear.
[PERMITTED_BY:COPPER] //Thanks, officer.
[ETHIC:TREES:512]
Post by: Guardian G.I. on March 16, 2011, 04:58:07 pm
[USE_ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE_POSITION_NAME]
[USE_GOOD_ARMOR_TUNIC:CRYOLITE]
[ETHIC:VEIN:100]
[DISPLAYED_OUT:0:700000:drills:manera:manes]
[BUILD_MORALE]
[MILITARY_OCEAN:1:WHITE:LIQUID:vegetable oil" 1.67
[LIKES_FISH_RATFISH_TROUT_STEELHEAD_POSITION:WALL:NAIL:NAIL:FRONT]
[VEGETATION_LEARN]
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on March 16, 2011, 05:18:29 pm
[USE_ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE_POSITION_NAME]
Heh.
Post by: Iados on March 27, 2011, 10:05:39 am
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:6980] he'll always attack first
[SYN_AFFECTED_JOB] a syndrome that kills only your soapmakers/cheesemaker/useless migrants --> Almost better than magma.
[EGG_WING]
[SEMIMEGABEAK:RIBCAGENERIES] I don't understand it after the ":", but semimegabeak is epic :)
[LIKES_FISHMENABLE_ROTTED_BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STE_MATERIAL_BREATURE_COLOR:100:100:100:1] what?
Post by: Sutremaine on March 27, 2011, 10:26:40 am
The half-rotted embodiment of a thousand dead mine canaries, it has absorbed the noxious fumes of the depths. And it wants revenge.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 27, 2011, 11:45:20 am
[NOT_FROM_ROCK] - From what then?
[GRANE] - is da kee engreedyent fo meikin bredd.
[ENVIRONMENT:MELTING] - I suppose that means it's either hot, or raining acid.
[STABLEBEE] - Well, at least it's stable.
[STATEABLEBEETLE] - Okay, that's a little worse...
[NOTGRAMARBLEBEETLANITE] - Say that three times really fast.
[NOCTURQUOISON] - That... seems to be a turquoise poison that only works at night.
[BASIC_MAJOR_MONARCH]
Post by: Iados on March 27, 2011, 01:04:25 pm
[STABLEBEE] - Well, at least it's stable.
[STATEABLEBEETLE] - Okay, that's a little worse...
[NOTGRAMARBLEBEETLANITE] - Say that three times really fast.
i'm not sure if these are real travesties...
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 27, 2011, 01:09:19 pm
In this case, it was an amalgamation of some mineral raws, insect and small mammal raws, grasses, and I think instruments. Full Random Travesty helps get very funky results, at the cost of turning a lot of the output into mostly gibberish.
Post by: Guardian G.I. on March 27, 2011, 03:09:52 pm
[ETHICKEN]
I just wanted their own sought by sow:cavy:cavies:cavies:cavy:cavy boar] — Another verse.
[NAME:SHERMAN]
[SUCCESSIVE_DETAIL_SHIRT:COMMAND_NAME:lieutenants]
[ENTITY_TOWN_RACE:RABBIT]
[OCEAN_ANIMALS:ACCEPT_TRUMPET]
[TS_PANTS_LEGENDS]
[BLOOD_PLAN:HUMAN]
Dwarf:chief medium-sized, many are ill-temp values from kobolds fores]
[GLOVES_MITTENS:COMMANDATE_NAME:LIQUID_DENSILE_FRACTOR] -- metal
[HOMEOTHER:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]
[BEAST_HUNTS_THONG:COMMAND]
[INVADERS_TEMPLATE_NAME_SUPPORTED_IF_GOOD_BUILDING:gobble]
[DEFAULT:PERSONAL_FORK_CARETAKER]
[RELIGIONAL_FORTRESS]
[REPLACED_ADMINIFORGE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:PRESS_TRIGGER_TRIGGER:3]
[REQUIRES_POPULATINUM:10000:300000:3000000:300000000:30000:30000] *** ethick]
Post by: PTTG?? on March 28, 2011, 10:00:17 am
[WITH_FOLGERSCRYSTALS]
Post by: Sutremaine on March 28, 2011, 10:28:39 am
[WITH_FOLGERSCRYSTALS]?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 28, 2011, 10:31:52 am
[SELEMENTITY_BOOTHIC:KILL_SOCKED]
[BP:L_FLUFF] - Left fluff? What kind of bodypart is that?
[CHILD_SHOES:1] - :(
[USE_MEAD_STATE] - Mead state. It's probably related to normal moods, except is achieved... differently.
[ENT:ITE] - A very badly misspelled [ENTITY]?
[BIOME_ALCOHOLY] - It's probably a lake of rum. Divine booze!
[PAINING] - It probably hurts a lot.
[ATTACK_PEOPLEEP] - A misspelled Piplup (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Piplup_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29)?
[SKELETON_BOOTHER]
Post by: Tryntu on March 28, 2011, 10:36:35 am
-dodges tomatos-
Post by: PTTG?? on March 28, 2011, 11:01:32 am
I bet it's from fluffy wamblers. They're made of two body parts: Fluff, and Pudge.
Post by: Guardian G.I. on March 28, 2011, 11:22:16 am
[FANCIFULNERAL] — Misspelled "fancy funeral"
[EXPORT:MOUSTACHE:STRENGTH, thousands, know how breath its evil monotone community. — evil monotone community? ???
Dwarf, you want.
creatural penguin:penguinofhonor! — Penguin of Honor!
[ATTACK_VERB:gorest, formatted early beast accomodate wolves:elves:werewolf]
[ENTITY:TAME_BRIDGE] — What about wild bridges?
Post by: Guardian G.I. on March 28, 2011, 02:41:57 pm
[KILL:ALL:EVIL:0]
[REPLACED_BEDROOM_CUP_DIMPLE:UNTHINKABLE]
[EXTREME_RAW]
[THREAD:THREAD:LOCATIONS:ALL:EVIL]
[NAME:kobold dust]
The material.
[USE_EVIL_PIG]
[VARIABLE_PINK:LOCAL_DWARF]
[PUNISHMENT:POD_SWEET]
[VERMITTENSION:RENDER_FINE_WAFERS]
[DO_NOT_CULL_SYMBOL:ALL_NAME_WAFERS]
[PUNISHMENT_OIL]
[NOT_APPLY_CURRENCY:25]
Post by: billybobfred on March 28, 2011, 06:54:27 pm
Let's see if he notices.[WITH_FOLGERSCRYSTALS]?
Post by: Nyxalinth on March 28, 2011, 11:56:29 pm
[REPLACED_ADMINIFORGE]
[WITH_FOLGERSCRYSTALS]
[LETS_SEE_IF_DWARVES_NOTICE]
I remember these adds :D
Post by: Uristocrat on March 29, 2011, 02:40:00 am
[ENTITY:TAME_BRIDGE] — What about wild bridges?
Only tame bridges can help breed wagons to get their delicious wagon eggs.
Post by: Starmantis on March 29, 2011, 10:30:53 pm
Post by: krenshala on March 29, 2011, 11:04:05 pm
So what exactly are raw travesties?Excellent examples are posted throughout this thread. top of this page (unless this post is at the top of the next page) has the name of the ... I'll call it a utility ... utility that allows these travesties to come into being.
Post by: Starmantis on March 29, 2011, 11:12:43 pm
Post by: billybobfred on March 29, 2011, 11:15:16 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 29, 2011, 11:20:45 pm
More specifically, they are travesties created out of DF content files (called raws). Travesties are sequences created out of consecutive segments of the original text, and so in this case the output takes the form of faux raw tags. Such as [PROD_BOOK] or [BRAG_ONLY]. The link to the Travestificator can be found in the first post in the thread.So what exactly are raw travesties?Excellent examples are posted throughout this thread. top of this page (unless this post is at the top of the next page) has the name of the ... I'll call it a utility ... utility that allows these travesties to come into being.
Post by: kaenneth on March 30, 2011, 12:25:01 am
•allowed penguin workshops
•Made interface interlink I'm going hunters (Hunter S. Thompson?)
•Made pasts option where names and sames
•Added a prisoner escapes of neverywhere kill properly
•Made misuse of the file
•made enrage jobs now
•stopped dwarves get sheared properly
•Reorder inapproperly
•Adjusted error
•made hospital catastrophes, incoming in stockpile
•added wax to penguin with manager
•Rodent men underground crutch their items
•Stopped hospitals sever patient men units (!!!)
•stopped vermin from encrusting world
•Stopped massive reptile men teeth
(And the number one item on the list!)
•Stopped bugs now
Post by: Baron Baconeer on March 30, 2011, 03:45:40 am
•made enrage jobs now
I HATE my job!
Post by: PTTG?? on March 30, 2011, 10:17:37 am
Post by: Nyxalinth on March 31, 2011, 12:14:25 am
•made enrage jobs now
I HATE my job!
I was actually thinking that was me somedays at work :)
Nyxalinth has become enraged!
Post by: Iados on March 31, 2011, 09:01:38 am
[SIEGE:VIOLENT] Captain Obvious?
[GLOVES_GLOVES:ITEM_WEAPON_MORALE] Morale punch??
[RULES_FROM_OIL] ... petroleum???
[GLOVES_GLOVES_MITTED_IN_LEGGINGS:COMMAND_MAKER] don't make me think about it!
"*** needs to reach to travesty here" i swear i havn't put anywhere the word "travesty" in my entity files.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_ANY_LAND] dwarves do it.
[DUTY_TOY:ITEM:32] somebody know what is Item 32?
[ENTS:ITEM:32] here is it again...
[ENTITY_TO_PACK] what?
[GLOVEME_EVIL] what??? i hope it isn't a mispelled [GLOVE_ME_EVIL]...
[METALL:HOLY] HOLY METALL!!!!!
[GEM_WEAPONS] cool idea... *opens Notepad++*
[MILKERSON] ...
[EXPEDICATS] ......
[ABUSE] i start to fear what i'll found in the next travesty.........
[ENTER] better stopping right now!
Post by: Vorthon on March 31, 2011, 09:12:09 am
*** needs to be made out of its mane.] - Wait, what?
[PERMITTED_REACTION:MAKE_PLASTER_BOWMAN:macedwarves] - Hmmm...
[PERMITTED_REACTION:ROAD:NAME_RACE:UNTHINKABLE] - Wha?
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:SIDEBURNS] - I just got a mental picture of a dwarf grabbing an elf by the sideburns and screaming at it.
[COMMANDERER] - Commanderer!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 31, 2011, 09:51:56 am
[BLOOD_MIASMA] - ew.
[BODYGLOB] - EW!
[USE_CHILD_SHIELD_BUCKLER] - ... ain't it the truth...
Post by: Guardian G.I. on March 31, 2011, 02:25:15 pm
[PLUS_MAIL_STATE:LIGHTFORWARD]
[GO_TO_RAGE:FAT_TEMPEROR] — Fat temperor? FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[NOTHOUGHT_CENTER] — This travesty reminds me of "1984".
[GLOWCOLONY] — Messing with uranium will transform your fortress into a glow colony.
[PENETRATION:TUNNEL] — Invader tunnels?
[FRIENDLY_CRAFTSMAN:Elite Bowdwarf:bowdwarven number, bottom othered, blubbery wingler] — Uhh, what?
[DRAGON_PULLER] — That's quite a tough job.
[ETHIC:EAT_CLEANER] — But why?
[FLASH_MANG] — Misspelled "flashbang". Flashbangs should prove useful when dealing with insane dwarves.
[BANDIDATE_TYPE:STATUE]
[LIGHT_CENTAUR]
[ETHIC:ASSAULT_SITE_TYPE:ASH:NO_SLEEP_PREFSTRIPES_RQ_ANON:GOBLIN] — RQ:ANON:GOBLIN. Goblin anonymous.
[PET_RAINBOW]
[COMMANDERS_BLOOD]
[MOUNTAIN_OF_TEMPEROR]
[ENTITY_KINGDESTROYER:SILK]
[WORLD_COMMANDER_POLAR]
[DRAGON_PERSONALITY:DUKE]
[DRAGON_PROFESSION:BARON] — I don't want these nobles to come anywhere near my fortress.
[USE_COUGH_BLOWGUN] — DF has biological weapons.
[CREAM:1:CHOCOLATE_SALMON] — Yummy.
[IMPROVED_BEAR_TROUT_STEEL_MATTER]
[ABUSE_ANY_FOREST:1:TAUPE_DARK_TIGER]
[BABYSNATCHERABILITY]
[PHYS_ATTACK_ANGEL]
[MAGMA_VISION_SCOURGEON]
[ABUSE_ANIMAL_TO_COKE]
[UNDEAD_CANDIDATE] — Vote Urist McZombie for Mayor. "Braaiins!"
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 31, 2011, 02:37:51 pm
Also, I want an armor coat made of improved bear trout steel.
Post by: PTTG?? on March 31, 2011, 02:38:22 pm
Post by: Andux on March 31, 2011, 02:59:21 pm
[DUTY_TOY:ITEM:32] somebody know what is Item 32?
In vanilla DF, ITEM_INSTRUMENT_DRUM. Clearly, that tag is to be part of the marching-band arc. :P
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 31, 2011, 03:10:34 pm
[WILD_TO_PACK:BLANDIGGER]
[BENDONSTRIKE]
[EXPORTANDATOR]
[STRAPCOMMON]
[BABYNAME:blood]
[NAME:SWORD_HEART]
[TWO_HARD_HORNIVORY_SIMPLES_GREMLING]
Something to sprain your tongue:
[RANGSPINGUISTIFICULARGETALL]
[RANGED_COMB]
[INORGANIC:TORTURE:WEREWOLF_ICE]
[BEASTPLATINUM]
[DIPLOMAT_BONES]
[CHILDNAME:CREATIVITY_CHASM] - If you give that name to your child, you shouldn't be anywhere near a creativity chasm.
[FEMALE:BY_POT] - One girl, one pot...?
[UTTERANCE_MOUTH] - Well, where else can it come from?
[SPECIALATTACK:PUNCH:BODY]
[PANTS:LOCATION:HUMAN]
[MUSCULAR_ONLY:RECEIVE_STYLE:BEARD]
Post by: nenjin on March 31, 2011, 03:15:07 pm
Quote
[EXPORTANDATOR]
Dwarf 1: There's so much junk here.
Dwarf 2: This place is a mess. We'll never get it cleaned up.
Dwarf 1: What's that coming down the hallway? It's....a moose.
Dwarf 2: No, a plump helmet!
Dwarf 3: No it's......THE EXPORTANDATOR!!!!!!!!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on March 31, 2011, 03:48:30 pm
[DEMANDA, GIANTAXES] — I demanda giant axes!
[ATTACK:KICK:BITUMINOTAUR] — Beware the Bituminotaur.
[IMMOLATE:BODYPART:2:PEACEFUL_INTRODUCTS] — That sounds quite peaceful.
[OCEAN_CLOWNFISHITE] — Other type of spoiler metal.
[WAGON_PROCESSER] — A machine for processing wagons.
[IGNITE_TYPE:THOUGHT] — A tag for pyrokinesis.
[WAGONFLY] — Another weird nightmare-provoking insect.
[NAME:SWORDFISHERMAN:craftsdwarven still tag length] — Fishing with a sword sounds awesome.
[MOUNTAIN_LITTLE:VIOLENT] — That is a part of an elven curse. "You mountain little violent- AAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!"
[SOUNDHOG] — Previously unknown subspecies of groundhogs.
[DIGGER_GRIZZLY] — Miner grizzlies?
Post by: Scaraban on March 31, 2011, 03:56:26 pm
[SOUNDHOG] — Previously unknown subspecies of groundhogs.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Minnakht on March 31, 2011, 05:54:24 pm
[INORGANICKEL]
[TENSITY:8000000]
[IMPACTURE:5]
[SHEAT:210]
[MATE:METAL_TEMS_METAL]
[MELTING_YIELD:385]
[SOLID:molten pig ironze]
[BENDING_POINT:12000]
[TORSION_RANGED]
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:GAS:boiling tinum]
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:LIQUID_DENSITY:23]
[TENSILVER][ITEMS_HARD]
[COMPRESSIVE_FRACTURE:8435000]
[INORGANIC:PEWTERIAL_TEMS_SCALED]
temperature values unknown, used temp values unknown, used 110
[SOLID:lay platine source
[ITEMS_BARRED]
[LIQUID:molten alues untin]
Dwarfolored temper
temper
[INORGANIC:PIG_IRON][ITEMPLAY_COLOR:7:1]
[SOLID:molten place multiples unknown ster]
[ITEMS_SCALED]
Post by: Nyxalinth on March 31, 2011, 09:20:22 pm
[UTTERANCE_MOUTH] - Well, where else can it come from?
Some people are said to talk out there asses, so there you go.
Post by: Bohandas on March 31, 2011, 10:12:37 pm
[UTTERANCE_MOUTH] - Well, where else can it come from?
Some people are said to talk out there asses, so there you go.
You mean like politicians? Or like Joseph Pujol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane)?
Post by: Untelligent on April 01, 2011, 11:20:58 am
[POPULAR]
[ATTACK_CHEEP]
[STAN:1:CINNAME:llamas:llama:llamas:llama cheese]
>PhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhiPhi
Post by: Minnakht on April 01, 2011, 11:49:53 am
[REQUIRED_REACTION]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGER]
[WEAPON:ITEM_PANTS]
[DUTY_BOAT]
[PANTS_PANTS_PRETENSION]
[RESPONSIBILITIA_CAP_DIPLOMATS]
[APPOINTED_JOB:METALCRAFTER]
[ARMOR:ITEM_TOOL:ITEM_PANTS:COMMON]
[ENTITY:MILITARY_SCREEN_ONLY_IF_GOOD:0]
[CULL]
[WEAPON_FLAIL]
[APPOINTED_JOB:PUMP_OPERATEGY]
[SHOES:ITEM_SHOES:ITEM_WEAPON_SPOUSE_EVIL:0]
[CREATURE_ANIMAL_CARVER]
[NAME_MAKING]
[BIOME_SUPPORT:ANY_SHRUBLAND_EXTRACTOR]
[PERMITTED_BOXES:1]
[ETHIC:TORTURE:CAVE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST:COMMON]
[USE_EVIL]
[HELM:ITEM_TOOL:ITEM_PANTS_GREAVER]
[ETHIC:LYING:STANDS:2]
[NAME_WAR]
[SELECTOR]
[AMBUSHERMAN]
Post by: Fniff on April 01, 2011, 12:19:44 pm
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST:COMMON]
I know the elves won't be happy.
Post by: Minnakht on April 01, 2011, 12:38:04 pm
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST:COMMON]
I know the elves won't be happy.
Note the [CULL] and [USE_EVIL]. Whoever is doing that must really hate forests...
Post by: Nyxalinth on April 01, 2011, 04:37:10 pm
[UTTERANCE_MOUTH] - Well, where else can it come from?
Some people are said to talk out there asses, so there you go.
I was thinking of politicians :D Not sure who that dude is; I'll need to goggle him.
You mean like politicians? Or like Joseph Pujol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane)?
Post by: Remalle on April 01, 2011, 04:38:28 pm
[AMBUSHERMAN]If that ever became a TV show I'd be so happy.
Post by: Nyxalinth on April 01, 2011, 04:56:21 pm
[PET_EXOTIC]
[TL_COLOR_PATTERN:IRIS_EYE]
[BODY_SIZE:10:WHITE]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:10000:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:
Urist McDwarf cancels disrespect his own life: trapped by Jigsaw
CCOLOR_DRESS:PUNISH_SEED:2500]
[TOLENGRASS_HAMMO_BODY_DETAIN]
[PERMITTERIES]
[CP_COLOR_BROWN:1:TAND]
[POPULARGE_BATTED_JOB:ANGE_EYE_ANIMAL_CREACT_SYMBOL:BALL:NEGATION_SPEED:TANCE:BLACK_SKING]
[ATTED_REACT_SYMBOL:BACK_VER]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:ALLIST]
[WORLD_COLOR:BY_CATER]
[ETHIC:KILL:CLAY_PUZZLEBOX]
[PERMITTERRATEGORY:EYE_GOLD:bor]
[T_WORKSCREACTIONS]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:SINE_SUPPORT:CREACTION:NIC]
[TRAINABLE]
[TL_COLOR:BY_CAPIENDOOR_TROPICAL]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ENT_OTH]
[T_WO
Post by: Minnakht on April 01, 2011, 06:52:40 pm
[WET][DRY][BIOME:STRUCTURAL_PLURAL_TEMPLANT_MATE:SUBTER][ADJ:dimple]
[STATERIAL_PLATE:SEED:whip wheat weeds:0:1:2]
[BIOME:birchestnut pronglant_stably seedlenut]
[NAME:ALL_SOLID:whip wine]
[PREFSTRUCTURAL_PLATE_ADJ:GAS:boiline]
[USE_MAT:DRING]
[DISPLANT_MATE_NAME:vally candlenuts]
[PREFSTRUCTURAL:STRUCTURAL]
[MATERIAL_PLANT_OIL]
[BASIC_MATER]
[BASIC_MATERSIZE:58]
[SOLID:frozen mate.
[MAT:STRUCTURAL_PLANT_TEMPLANT_TEMPLATE_COLOR:ALL_SOLID:frozen Longlandles precise light]
[NAME:NOT_FREE_TILE_VERMIN]
[PREFSTRUCTURAL_PLATE]
[CASTERS]
[PREFSTRING:resonant badger cubs]
[SELECT_CASTE:FEMALE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:BODY_APPEARANCE:BY_CATEGORY:THROAT:NECK:SCRATCH]
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASP_STRING:lazy nasti...
[ATTACK:BITE:CHILD_TISSUE_LAYERS:HAIR]
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRAZER:30:40000]
[SELECT_CATEGORY:THROAMINGULAR]
[BIOMEOTH]
[APPEARTILAG_EDGE]
[PRONTACK:SCRIPTIONS]
[BIOME:cow:giant capybara pand by to solitary feround in graces. It is and are seen in talligant bara moose woman]
[ATTACK_COLOR_MODIFIER:200]
[COLOR_ART:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT]
[ATTACK:SPINEW_TEMPLATE][SWIMS_INFECTION:200:NOSE:200]
[CREATHER]
Post by: Guardian G.I. on April 02, 2011, 04:21:59 am
[SKULKING:PERSONAL_FOR_FAT]
[COMMANDER_FAT]
[ART_BIOME:NOT_FOR_COAL_TO_COKE]
[TWO_HANGINGS:COMMON]
[RULES_FROM_LOCAL_BANDIDATE_MAKING]
[VARIABLE_POPULATION:HAMMER_WAR]
[LEATHER:PUNISHMENTS]
[TOOL_USE:FOOD_PLACEHOLDER_FARMINES_CHAUSSE:UNTHINKABLE]
[MILITARY_SCREEN_ONLY_IF_EXTREME_REACTIVE]
[WOOD_ANIMAL:JUSTIFIED_IF_GOOD_ANIMAL:JUSTIFIER:OVER]
Post by: Axeforgebeard on April 02, 2011, 09:02:53 am
[ADVENTS_BOWYER_POWDARK_FOUNDER_WALL_MAST_LOINCLOAK:COOKKEEPER:<landers]
This is some sort of civilization position. All I know is, I want my cookkeeper to wear his loincloak.
[POST_HAIR_SHAPINNEL:NEGATIONSIBIANTS_POSITIA_CAULDRONZE_MINGSPING_CIV:NATE:CIV:NAME:druid:druids]
[BIOMEST_BONING2]
no comment
[OBJECTOR] -- gives]
no sitia captain of their own fort]
no sitia-dwarves]
[ETHIEF]
no site ore fort needs this sets up their own fort:countesses countes]
[ARMINIFE_BRIDGE]
All in favor?: [entire crowd] Yay!
All opposed?: [single voice] Nay.
[ENT]
*** needs for now
[REQUIRED_DINISTRUM]
no site or their own fort needs to reated>:<created weapons]
no site ore fort]
no site ore for biome or number>:<creach to reated>:<created weapons being county]
*** etc.) thics consorted>:<population ethics counts]
*** needs hammerentity_default
Haroom, harum.. Little hobbits.. Have you seen my dinistrum?
[FRIENTURBALLOWDARTH]
[OUTDOOR_ROBE:CARVING]
[ADVENTS:COUT]
[PERCUSSION]
*** needs their own fort needs to attain thics copied weapons]
[DO_NOBILITY]
[WAND_EXAMPHIBILLERAL:COOK]
no sition etc.) the guard:for attack info fort needs for biome below (baron:baronsort:queens collectors]
[EXPORTAR]
[FLAIL]
[PERSON:HUNTLE]
I.. Can't even make a joke. But I wanna be a huntle when I grow up, I can tell you that much. or a queens collector.
[HELM_CUTION]
[KILLOWGUN]
[CREAKING:COLY]
Urist mcmurderer, you are hereby sentenced to helmcution by killowgun, and may god have mercy on your soul.
[UNDEADE]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 02, 2011, 10:10:40 am
[OCEAN:1:METEOR]
[EXTREME_RACK] - What's that, a double Z?
[VERMIN_HAMMERER] - Suddenly, mysterious flattened cat bodies start appearing around the fort.
[SPHERE_ATTACK_SKILL:BITCH] - No, I'm not making this up. Seriously.
[AMMO:ITEMCORPSE:STALE] - Siege ammo, more likely.
[MULTIMATE] - More ultimate than "ultimate".
[SWIM_SPEECHLESS] - a counter to [SWIM_SPEAK] that used to appear so often.
[LIKES_SITE_POINTED] - Who doesn't?
[REAGENT:PLAGUE] - Suspicious reagent for a "cure cancer" potion...
[ATTACK:KICK:BITCH] - Okay, seriously, I want to know what tags cause this.
[GO_TO_PAST] - [SAVE_UNIVERSE]
[USE_TYPHOOF/HOON] - I smell spoonerism.
[S_WORD:BUZZLER] - Buzzler. Why does this make me imagine a giant beverage-laden bee?
Post by: Sutremaine on April 02, 2011, 01:10:22 pm
Quick edit: Or not just from the entity file, if BITE is there.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 02, 2011, 01:34:49 pm
edit: quick search reveals the truth. The word is actually there, under "untoward". And I don't mean the "witch".
Post by: Andux on April 02, 2011, 02:37:48 pm
[OBJECTOR]Urist Wright: Dwarf Attorney
[UNDEADE]Þe Undeade ys a moſte fearſome Beaſte.
Post by: Cyroth on April 02, 2011, 10:50:52 pm
[COMMANDERER]
"I am Commanderer Urist McShepard, and this is my favorite thread in this forum!"
Post by: Munchie13 on April 07, 2011, 03:35:39 pm
[ETHIC:OATH_BREAST_HUNTER]
[SPHERE:MOUSTACHE]
[BRAG_ON_KILL_ENTITY:MILKER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE] / welcome to Anthrofort 2011
[OUTDOOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]
[INDOOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:SLAVERY:MAKE_SOAP_FROM:ELF] / at least they're good for something
[PERMITTED_JOB:MOUSTACHE_SHAPINGS] / Dwarven barber?
[ETHIC:ASSAULT:PERSONAL_MAIL] / Sending death threats
[PUNISH_SERIOUSBEAST]
[PERMITTED_IF_SANDY] / anything goes at the beach
[SOAP_FROM_ROT]
[OLM_MASTER_RACE:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:TREESPONSIBILITY:LAW_ENFORCED_BY:DRUID] / of course
[RESPONSIBILITY:TAME_FEMALE] / sufferage what's that?
[MAD_MAX:2] / just walk away
[MANNERISM:NOT_BUTCH] / No lesbians here.
[APPOINTED_JOB:CHEEK_WHISKERS] / Seems like a decent gig.
[USE_CAVE_ANIMALS:SHUN]
[CHILD_BOX]
[PERMITTED_RACKS:large]
[ETHIC:SLAVER]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_MAHOGANY] / Filthy tree! Tell us what you know!
[JUSTIFIED_IF_ELF_DEFENSE]
[SPOUSE_CARVING]
[LOCKSMILKER][METHY]
Need huge dwarfs that max. Get infection, population.] Now glow, bull.] Now hold. [Now glows arengths.
[NO_THONG_ANXIETY]
[ENTAX_WOOD:0]
[SMEGMABEAST] / Gross.
[USE_ANIMAL_FOR_COKE]
[PROFESSION_PERCUSSION] / A drummer?
Lastly, this forum.
[MODERATION:MAKE_UNTROLLABLE]
Post by: Aramco on April 07, 2011, 03:52:46 pm
Quote
[JUSTIFIED_IF_ELF_DEFENSE]
Now that is just Heresy.
Post by: EmperorJon on April 07, 2011, 03:54:21 pm
Post by: Aramco on April 07, 2011, 04:03:42 pm
No, it's justified if you're defending yourself from elves.
No no, it's justified if you are defending Elves. Which would be Heresy.
Post by: Munchie13 on April 07, 2011, 04:23:05 pm
[NOSMELLYPOT]
[ETHIC:LYING ROOT]
[GIANT_BONING:NOT_PERSONAL] / uh what
[NOSKULL:HOLY] / Kinda like the virgin birth, except his head is all floppy.
[BIOME:MOUTH]
[HAS_MINT_BREATH] / You will die of the minty freshness.
[INVADERS_IGNORE_NEUTRAL_ACCOUNTANTS]
[VEGETATIONAL_FORCE] / Ents.
[IMPROVEMENT:SHUN]
[USE_ANY_SAVAGE]
[TOY:ITEM_CORPSE]
[MOSS_GREETMENT:SHUN] / shun the moss greeter, shuuuuunnn
[TIMING:baby dwarfs man]
[PLUS_MAKING_PUNISHMENT_IMPROVE]
[EXTREME_ROAD:NOBONES]
[ENTITY:ALTRUISM:PUNISH_EXILE]
[ACCOUNTANT_LEGLESS] / Not that he needs them.
[BABY_NAME_TURBAN]
[CHEESE:PUNISH_DERPERS] / herp derp
[NO_DRINKLY:9:5]
[NO_THONG:UNTHINKABLE]
[EXPORT:MOUSTACHE] / they're very fashionable
[MEGABEASTPLATE:BODYPART_FACE:UNIBROW]
[OUTDOOR_FUN:ACCEPT_TRUMPET *** fearsomewhat then muscles fortress]
[TISSUE_NAME:PIXIE]
[CREATIVE_DIPLOMACY] / The Elven Diplomat has been crushed by a drawbridge.
[FRIENDLY_COLON]
[IGNITE_POT] / sloowwwwwww ride, take it easy
[HABIT:COLLECT_CHILD:MAX:3]
[TEMPLATE:TROLL]
[VEGETATION_LEGENDS] / Veggie tales?
[ABUSE_PEACE_AGREEMENT:ACCEPTABLE]
[MUSICAL_CREATIVE_SEA_MONSTER] / There's a kid's cartoon in this somewhere.
[ETHIC:THEFT:NOT_UNDEAD]
[ETHIC:SELF_DISSECTOR:ACCEPTABLE] / o_o
Now we has to remove skin
[BEAST_EATER]
[SMALL_ANIMAL:UNTOWARD]
[MOUNT_EXEMPTION:HAMMERER]
[OBJECT:ENTITY_MELEE_CITY]
[NUTS_EXTRACTOR:UNCOMMAND]
[LIKES_SANCTIONS_FROM_LOCATION][NOEMOTION]
[PANTS:LOCAL_BANDS:handle nature][EXTREME_ROADIE]
[STRUMPET]
[OUTDOOR_FARMING:KILL_ANIMALS]
[USE_FEMALE:FAT:MUSICAL]
[ENTITY_MELTING_RATE]
[NOANUS]
Post by: Aramco on April 07, 2011, 04:23:50 pm
Post by: GaxkangtheUnbound on April 07, 2011, 08:42:47 pm
Quote from: Munchie13
[ENTITY:ALTRUISM:PUNISH_EXILE]"We hate friendliness!"
Quote from: Munchie13
[HABIT:COLLECT_CHILD:MAX:3]A baby snatcher's habit.
Post by: Serrational on April 09, 2011, 04:01:45 pm
[ETHIC:OATH_BREAST_HUNTER]Ah, the preoccupation of the male gender.Or female. Not going to be homoexclusive.
Post by: Nyxalinth on April 09, 2011, 05:55:01 pm
[SPHERE:MOUSTACHE] Worshipped by 70s porn actors and Tom Selick maybe?
[NOSMELLYPOT] Stoners everywhere, rejoice!
[ABUSE_PEACE_AGREEMENT:ACCEPTABLE] It's confirmed, then. Dwarves are Republicans :P
[MUSICAL_CREATIVE_SEA_MONSTER] / There's a kid's cartoon in this somewhere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3U9BuOMkmM there you go. *is child of the '70's*
Post by: Sutremaine on April 09, 2011, 08:03:23 pm
[ETHIC:OATH_BREAST_HUNTER]Those Who Hunt Elves?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 10, 2011, 04:02:45 pm
[WOUND_CAPITATION] - I know DEcapitation, so what's this?
[HAVE_BEARD] - [WILL_PARTY]
[MAGMA_CRAFTER]
[HELMET_MELTING_EYELASHES] - Pretty hot helmet, or pretty hot eyelashes?
[WALKING_ALWAYS_CENTAUR]
Some things from the whole rawset on Level 5 Full Random Travesty:
[HORNBLENCHANNER]
[SOIL_TERROR]
[USE_COMPOUNDHOG]
[SET_MELEE_CARP]
[BRAG_ON_KILL_ANT:lusspu] - There's a word for "brag on kill ant". Wow.
[SKELETON_TISSUES] - Yeah, there's quite a lot of them.
[ABUSE_BODICE]
[OUTDOOR_FUN:molten] - XD
[TRAPAVOID_4ARMS_SIT]
[DOES_SIEGE:NAMEABLE:CAT]
[BODY_FLYING_OBJECT]
"Dwarfoloid drops arength." - Not sure what arength is, but I want a dwarfoloid.
[MAX_EDGE_ALCOHOL_PLATION_YIELD_BUILDING_CIV_NUMBERED] - ???
[TRAPPER_BARBARIABLE COLOSSOM]
Post by: EmperorJon on April 10, 2011, 04:45:51 pm
Quote
[OUTDOOR_FUN:molten]
I've had [OUTDOOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] before. :P
Quote
[RAINING_GUTS]Mwahah!
Quote
[SET_MELEE_CARP]Set Melee Carp! For Great Justice!
Quote
[ABUSE_BODICE]Okkk...
Quote
[DOES_SIEGE:NAMEABLE:CAT]I don't know, does siege nameable cat?
Post by: Andux on April 10, 2011, 06:22:16 pm
[SPHERE:MOUSTACHE] Worshipped by 70s porn actors and Tom Selick maybe?
Now I'm envisioning Jamie Hyneman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Hyneman) as a megabeast:
Code: [Select]
[CREATURE:HYNEMAN]
[DESCRIPTION:A walrus-like humanoid, dedicated to exposing falsehood.]
[NAME:hyneman:hynemen:hyneman]
[CREATURE_TILE:'U'][COLOR:3:0:0]
[SPHERE:CRAFTS]
[SPHERE:CREATION]
[SPHERE:DISCIPLINE]
[SPHERE:LABOR]
[SPHERE:LONGEVITY]
[SPHERE:METALS]
[SPHERE:ORDER]
[SPHERE:SILENCE]
[SPHERE:STRENGTH]
[SPHERE:TRUTH]
[INTELLIGENT]
[EQUIPS]
[CANOPENDOORS]
[BENIGN]
[PREFSTRING:facial hair]
[PREFSTRING:stoic nature]
. . .
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 11, 2011, 12:25:09 am
[DO_NO_MINES_PANT_IMAGER_MISC_PULATES_COIN_ON_FORKER] - Gwuhwat?
[OBJECT_SAME:lieutenant right needs their own fortress consort:queen commanagers]
[WORLD_MAKE_WILD_MORNING_SIDE]
[FRIENDEAD]
[MANTHEFT:NOT_CRAFT]
[BEAR_TO_PASSION]
[BABYSNATURBALISTRUCTIONSION_AXES:UNCOMMON] - I bet they're really uncommon.
[USE_AGREACED_OF_THE_SOLID_DETAKE_TRUM_MAT]
[BABYSNATUE] - A statue to babysnatching.
[WORKSCREWELS_AT_SIEGE]
[DIPLOMATE_PROD_WORLD_BLACED_OF_THE_GRAVE_MEAT] - ... ?
[WORKSCREACTOR]
[USE_FREEN_ON_HARP] - "I can't use these things together."
Post by: Guardian G.I. on April 11, 2011, 02:24:07 pm
[BABY_NAME_WAR]
[MISCHIEF_MEDICAL]
[WORLD_COMMAND_EXTRAVISION:MISGUIDED]
[GOOD_PROCESSED_WOOD_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR]
[ENTITY_KING:PUNCH:BODYPARTLEGS]
[BP:LUA]
[POSTURE_CAT:NECART_GROUP:BY_CATERIAL_CONS]
[BLOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD:LOCAL_SKILL:GRASP]
[PANTS_PREDATOR]
[BIOME:FISH_CAP:COMMON_DOMESTIC_PULL]
[GRASPY_VOICE:0:70:90:95:98:100:100:110:1350:190]
[DIGGER_TRAIN:ALL:BITE:1]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_MATERIAL:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:EGG_YOLK:LIQUID]
[ETHIC:LYING:piercing or unit name, usingler] — Something related to torture. "Piercing or unit name, u singler!"
[PERMITTED_JOB:SUTURE_CHOCOLATE:SINEW:200
[WEAPON_SPEAK]
Post by: Nyxalinth on April 21, 2011, 09:40:53 pm
[TOOL:ALLY_IF_NOT_CLAY] But what if it's Horde?
[FRIENDEAD] One of the leading causes of tantrums.
[MANTHEFT:NOT_CRAFT] All right Angelina Jolie, stealing Brad Pitt was not a craft lol
[BEAR_TO_PASSION] Sounds like a very bad romance novel. For furries.
Post by: Serrational on April 22, 2011, 06:01:17 am
[FRIENDEAD]The agreeable dead. Makes Terrifying regions quite polite.
Post by: Bohandas on May 01, 2011, 11:02:09 pm
[FRIENDEAD]The agreeable dead. Makes Terrifying regions quite polite.
"Casper, the friendly ghost, The friendliest ghost you know..."
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 30, 2011, 12:08:28 pm
[USE_GOLD_MOUTH:FACIAL_FEATURE_TISSUE:HAIR:BY_HEIR]
[PLUS_TISSUE_TEETH:RIBCAGE]
[BUILDS_OUTDOOR_FUN:APPALLING_CIV_CONTROLLABLE_COPPER]
Next we has pointy eggs.]
[UNDER:horrify these bodied goats:nanny grin.]
[NOSKULL:HUMAN]
A compact offspring.]
[HABIT_NUM:TEST_TROPHY_SAME_WAR]
*** ethics copied goat.]
[FLASH_GRABBIT]
[NOBREAST_GUZZLER]
[DRAGON_PIKEMAN:bowdwarf:axedwarven]
[UNDER_FINGER_CROSSBOW]
[OBJECTED_IF_SELF_DISSECTOR]
[BODYPART_IMPORTED_IF_GOOSE]
[NATURAL:marksdwarves for mode quadruped abomination>
[BOILINGULAR_ONLY_IF_EXISTS_SKIRT_LONGEVITY_KING]
[OCEAN:12]
This gives it dwarven]
[EXTREME_ROAD_CHICKNESS_TRIBUTE]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 01, 2011, 06:34:56 am
[NAME inster, unless bird]
[MANNERIC_TEETH_WITH_LARGE_POSTUN]
[SCALE_CHEERFULNERABILITY:150000:3750:800:2150:BAR:NONE]
[BABYNAME is faste-specific penguin]
[PREFSTRIPES_RAINBOW:1] - I like my rainbows solid. No need for this fancy seven-color nonsense.
[DRAGONFIRE_STANDARD_BEARD:STATE_BRASSLAND_BLUSH:1:PURPLE:5000] - 'Tis a standard dragonfire beard. No need t' blush purple.
[MINIMUM_SIT]
[FLIER][NOFEAR][NOEXERT][NOTHOUGHT][NO_THONG] - Fearless! Tireless! Brainless! And pants-less.
And needle-like horse-like colossus]
[UNIMPROVABLE_TISSUE:SKIN] - Aw, no tattoos then?
[PREPLURAL_BITUMINOTAUR] - I'm fairly sure there already was a bituminotaur somewhere here. There wasn't a preplural one though!
[TOOL_LARGE_ROAMING]
[DRAGONFIRED_REARLASH] - Dragonfarts on dragonfire?
[BABYSNATCHERRY OPAL]
[COVERAGE:FAT:MUSCLE:BEARD] - I suppose this is the average dwarf, in order of increasing coverage. Every dwarf is a little bit of fat under a layer of tough muscle under an impenetrable shell of beard.
Post by: Haspen on July 01, 2011, 06:39:08 am
Post by: Guardian G.I. on July 01, 2011, 07:12:39 am
[NAME:kobold be precise lines]
[SHAPINGS_HANGINGS:COMMON REED]
[ENTITY_MEMBER:PERSONAL_FOR_INFORMATION:MAKE_MEAT_FORTRESS:COMMON]
[SITE_TO_COKE]
[ADVENTURE_ANIMAL_CONTRODUCTION_SCOURGE]
[TOOL_USE:MEAT_FORTIFICATIONS]
[EVIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_ARMOR]
[EXPORTED_BEARD_RHINO_THOUGHT_CENT]
[BLOODTYPE:G]
[CLUSTERLING_CIV][CANOPENDER_GRINDER_RARE]
[ADVENTUROUSNESS:COMMON_DOMESTIC_PACK]
[SHOOT_MANAGEMENT_SEEDS_NUTS_TO_COKE]
[KILL_NEUTRAL:JUSTIFICATION:TAILED]
[NATURAL_PLACEHOLDER_RECEDENCE:BY_POT]
[MINING:SCREW_PREDATOR]
[FLIER:PLAN:CHAOS]
[OUTDOOR_FORCEMENT_EXOTIC]
[ENTITY_KING:corkscrews]
*** needle-like giggles]
[NAME:administranslucence]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 02, 2011, 07:25:58 am
I believe it will live after new version is out with all those new raws :PI believe it can very happily live now as well.
[SWIM_SHITIN] - Swim in what???
[SET_TEMPTY] - I have to admit, this is kinda tempty.
[PERATE:FOR_MODIFIER:YELLING:bumblebee-based rhino liquirrels:fox squid colora - that's nonsense, except for "bumblebee-based rhino liquirrels". I want someone to draw these things. They'll be glorious.
[STANDY:BONE] - Standy bone. This thing is horrible.
[ATTACK_FLUFFY] - Battle cheerleaders?
[MALL_SCARCITY:2500] - DF really does have a profound scarcity of malls, don't you think?
[EDIBLE_BOTTOM_S] - No comment.
[EVIL_PLAN:CHITIN_BITE:MAKE_POISON] - I believe the next steps are "???" and "Profit".
[BUILDINGS:HEAR:100:400] - The walls have ears too.
[MEGABEASTE] - Ye Olde Megabeaste.
[NOBONE:NOSE:LYE] - The nose has no bone! It's a lye!
[BUILDIER:800] - Our dwarves are buildier.
[REGION:MOUNTS:MOGHOPPEAK] - Mount Moghoppeak?
[DOES_VISIBLE] - One step beyond Anything That Moves (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnythingThatMoves).
Post by: jaxy15 on July 02, 2011, 01:46:57 pm
[TLCM_NOUN:eyes:honey bee royal jelly] - The eyes are royal jelly.
Post by: Eldrick Tobin on July 02, 2011, 11:35:52 pm
[ATTACK_FLUFFY] - Battle cheerleaders?
I can feel my modmess gaining features just reading that.
[ITEM_WEAPON_HAIR]
Post by: jaxy15 on July 03, 2011, 03:41:02 am
Post by: Korgus on July 03, 2011, 09:39:44 am
Post by: Guardian G.I. on July 03, 2011, 10:08:39 am
[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]
[HAMMERMANENT]
[CURIOSITY:LIBERALISM:0:25:50]
[HELM:COMMON_DOMESTIC_INTELLIGENT]
[SELECT_CASTE_NAME:gore:gorest. It have swamp. It lives in ground a prey found, handed hold liquor as some a billy of a poison with this also steelhead of the high mouth.]
Post by: Haspen on July 03, 2011, 11:18:05 am
[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]
Oh gods.
Post by: Remalle on July 03, 2011, 04:04:42 pm
unicorpionYES
Post by: Vorthon on July 06, 2011, 06:11:14 pm
unicorpionYES
To the Raws!
Post by: Eldrick Tobin on July 06, 2011, 11:58:32 pm
unicorpionYES
To the Raws!
I know this isn't a request thread... but... some factor of your wish is granted. Click (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=67002.msg2394081#msg2394081)
Post by: jaxy15 on July 07, 2011, 02:01:36 am
[PREFSTRING:abiling extreese]
[PREFSTRING:great shell omnivory:NP]
Post by: TomiTapio on July 07, 2011, 03:19:22 am
[GRASSTRIKE]Makes me want to have a Grass Elemental.
Poison elemental, anyone?
[WOUND_CAPITATION] - I know DEcapitation, so what's this?Wound capitation.. when your wounds grow little tiny talking heads.
"Dwarfoloid drops arength." - Not sure what arength is, but I want a dwarfoloid.
I think Dwarfoloids are very closely related to my Domple Dwarf caste (dull dolt simple, major trouble learning).
Areng seems to be a palm tree :´)
[FRIENDEAD]Hee hee :.)
[USE_FREEN_ON_HARP] - "I can't use these things together."
Post by: GaxkangtheUnbound on July 07, 2011, 08:37:16 am
[BP:LUA]Sounds like a scripting monster to me.
"The Forgotten Beast Agnok Buhler [Pagewritten the ink of violence] has arrived! A bundle of scripting codes compiled into
one sloppy mess! Beware its deadly glitches!"
Urist McPikeman stabs the Forgotten Beast in the script, tearing the lua!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on July 07, 2011, 08:58:14 am
[MAT_FOR_FUN:ACOLYTE]
[SOAP_FROM_OIL_TERRITORY]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS]
[ETHIC:ASS_TRIFLE]
[STATE_NAME:make fine wafers]
Post by: jaxy15 on July 07, 2011, 09:07:01 am
[DESCRIPTION:barks which can insect with a loud bark]
[PREFSTRING:loyal jelly]
Post by: jaxy15 on July 21, 2011, 02:35:11 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 30, 2011, 08:41:48 am
Critical Existence Failure Is the Only Option: "Losing is Fun!" became the tide of a magma-proof, drowning, of course.
Cruel and Unusual Euphemism: Fun. (I couldn't agree more)
Dead Baby Comedy: Hoo boy. Babies are in the widely-accepted theory that the goblin, the game's materials that would've been known as "Invaders", megabeasts in world-gen, only that their tombs.
Also, while it is suspected things, a skirt, a dress, and their wombs. Pregnant even with ice walls built a fortress Mode: One dwarf has been joked, intends to do this. (Accidental Nightmare Fuel warning.)
X Meets Y: When peasants warn that creature, then finish off with an adamantine maces and monkeys.
Blue and Orange Morality: The death of a sock... or an ice wall. (The death of a sock is a tragedy... the death of an ice wall is a statistic)
There's hardly a drop of magma-based wave motion guns.
Toady's developer log is great resources, and occasionally defined as weapon. (It's thinking of some other kind of log, methinks)
Big Badass Bird Of Prey: One Giant Cave Adaptation and useful is making it. However, this makes a poor thrusting or slashing of Dwarvern civilian quarter-mile away◊.
Coup de Grâce: Unconscious foes are someone to cause your frame-rate slows to a crawl. Also overlaps with seven floor falling to hit points, attributes below.
Drop the Hammerer, whose face is because an invading goblins, and vomit. (That's one ugly hammerer)
Impaled on something or someones pet. And that's common. (Who left this damn narwhal near the staircase again?.. Ugh...)
Tarn Adams, got a Ph.D in Mathematics from lava. That's right, Dwarves," they wound in Labyrinths in Adventuring career. If you surviving without everything's Cuter With Lava
Farming merpeople start to get offended when you selecting human mates for totems, which are literal pulp.
Armok knows a good site to dig in and kill the room when their bones.
Convection: The Bronze Colossus with an adamantine Space Elevator.
The aforemention of Common Sense: If you're playing eggs, they lay live bees.
"Horrifying, capable of battle against blood of time to run away. (I imagine it's a guide describing a particularly nasty forgotten beast to an adventurer... just as said beast appear behind the adventurer's back)
Digging To China: Digging around a dozen cats as pets - cats are laying solid rock and carrying. (Wait... what?)
Post by: Baron Baconeer on August 02, 2011, 01:02:22 pm
Convection: The Bronze Colossus with an adamantine Space Elevator.
We. Are. DOOMED.
Post by: jaxy15 on August 02, 2011, 01:15:20 pm
[GETS_INFECTIVE] - Sometimes gets a syndrome.
[BODYPART:GUTS:LIQUID] - Liquidated guts.
[REMOVE_BRO] - Prevents stuff from having two male children. And/or removes Bro Strider. I dunno.
[BIOME:olm which pales] - Lives in an olm which pales in comparison to something.
[HOME:giant made ogres his toad] - ?!
[CASTE:CART] - Exactly what it says on the tin.
[DESCRIPTION:A start you cave to the gender wing] - ?!?!
[ATTACK_COLOR_ART:GUTS:LOCAL_TEMPLATION_NAME:nose the spiderground toothem. It hand is rese blacedwarf:boiliar und.] - What. The. Fuck.
Post by: Person on August 02, 2011, 03:17:46 pm
Don't worry, it's probably a blunt weapon, and we all know how good adamantine is at that. It all depends on how much ☼Menacing spikes☼ it has.Convection: The Bronze Colossus with an adamantine Space Elevator.
We. Are. DOOMED.
Post by: jaxy15 on August 02, 2011, 03:24:53 pm
Post by: Vorthon on August 02, 2011, 03:40:37 pm
- Medieval Stasis: Word Of God says that operately represent, unliving creatures can have received itself in his left arm. - What the hell?
- It's just about and decorating in raiders, while rage in insanity. - I think this pretty much sums up the game
- Kill It With Water: It's complex hybrid of the ______-Men are just one again, which is rapidly find a small percentage of your least forever. Apparently fatal immolation about any living eyewitnesses, and on the single Specimen Species has. - Wha?
- Abnormal attack you. Do not to make a mistake someone's skulls, fistfuls of women giving rid of to get off to keep that as justice by means that caused by full of zombies and less like it when explodes into his attack strength, going to Fire - Because DF's just that awesome. 8)
Post by: jaxy15 on August 03, 2011, 07:22:24 am
[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGEAMMO:ITEM_TOY_PUZZLEBOX]
[PANTS:ITEM_TOY_MINIFORGE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FARMING]
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR]
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL_TRAINER]
[ADVENTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE:OLM_MAN]
[ETHIC:MAKE_WAX_WORKER]
[TRANSLATION:PUNISHMENT_MAN]
[WEAPON:MAYOR]
[RELIGION:MAKE_TRAINING]
[EGG_WHISKERS]
[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kick:kick:kicks out of its eyes:PLURAL]
[NAME:fairy:fairy:fair tissue and red iron.]
[STATE_NAME:whale shark pup:beauty]
[CASTE_NAME:elephants:elephantom spiders of them earthog pig's milk]
[BIOME:SWORD_SHIELD]
[DEMAN:fisheriff:sheep cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling fish woman]
Post by: Nyxalinth on September 01, 2011, 10:48:31 pm
Someone needs to draw this!
[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]
[SELECT_CASTE_NAME:gore:gorest. It have swamp. It lives in ground a prey found, handed hold liquor as some a billy of a poison with this also steelhead of the high mouth.]
Sounds like something you'd see on engrish.com
Post by: Hugo_The_Dwarf on September 01, 2011, 11:49:46 pm
[TRAPCOMP_ENOURMOUSTACHE]Plain and simple LOL!!!
...
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FARMING]
...
[ADVENTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE:OLM_MAN]
...
[TRANSLATION:PUNISHMENT_MAN]
...
Post by: Haspen on September 23, 2011, 08:04:32 am
Where are unicorpions :c
Post by: jaxy15 on September 23, 2011, 09:29:46 am
[BIOME:bluefish made or its naturessigned can grays> found to swall with a hoovery]
[GETS_WOOD_NAME:FEMALE] - The creature's wang is named female.
[BIOME:man]
[PANTS:ORGANS:LIQUIRED_STRIGGER:SPINEW:200]
[ATTACK_VERB:scratch:specific fly]
Post by: Nyxalinth on September 23, 2011, 03:25:23 pm
[BIOME:man]
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's...
BIOMEMAN!
Post by: Xen0n on September 23, 2011, 03:58:01 pm
What I do know is that apparently I'm so far gone that reading an internet forum thread listing random corruptions of an ascii game's base code is enough to get me laughing hysterically.
I... I think I need some time alone... :-[
Post by: Ghills on September 23, 2011, 07:34:39 pm
It's the DF RAW files run through a text randomizer - the one linked in the first post.
Post by: Guardian G.I. on September 24, 2011, 04:53:10 pm
[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]Someone needs to draw this!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, some travesties:
Signite Bowdwarvelocity. If you donkeys:baby:dwarf's lifts up of burnt string:king, slime.]
[INORGANS:HUMP] — :o
[AUTOBOW] — A high-tech version of an ordinary bow, from a high-tech DF universe.
[LIGHTMARES]
[OBJECTIONER] —
[ITEMCORPION_GIANT_EXILE] — Oh, not again...
[MINING:brutalilty clicks] — Urist McMiner has gone berserk!
[IGNEOUS_COIN_DEVOURER] — Must... resist... urge to suggest an idea for an offensive megabeast...
[SWIM_SPEECH:elf.txt]
[DAMAGE:600000, buttresses]
This gives outpost of years (first rightwinged bull.]
edit: More travesties:
[VARIABLE_GIANTAXEBLADEBOW]
[SHOOT_FREEZER]
[SHOES:MOUTH]
[ENTITY:ALTRUISM:0:0:161]
[FLASH:NO_RACE:APPALLIGATOR]
[CHEERFULNERALD]
[BIOME:DEMANDED AGATE] making, lumpy bodies to terrify item.
Alluvian punctural penetrahedritic vermin where.]
[DO_NO_RACEGLOSSULATIVITY]
[PUNISH_HERRY]
[NAME:Elfin man. Thought after humpets][ADJ:quare:spiring:cavies:chite][DISPLAYED_OUTDOORS]
Post by: Haspen on September 24, 2011, 05:18:00 pm
[BP:FB:front kidney]
[BRAIN:GUTS:THROAMINGERSONAUSEA]
[HOME:efreet:efreet:efreeti:efreet:efreeti:efreet:efreet] - That would be a lot of fire-breathing...
[LAYERING:masterman:lobsterman]
[COLOR:6:6:6] - The color of the beast >.>
[PREFSTRING:mastermen:lobstermen:lobstery in crafting] - Again with mastermen/lobstermen I see.
[PREFSTRUMENTAUR:2]
[ATTACLESH]
[EXTRAPAVOID] - Trapavoid with something extra
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 26, 2011, 09:32:07 am
Quick doodle on the same topic:[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]Someone needs to draw this!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Vester on September 26, 2011, 09:57:52 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 26, 2011, 10:21:46 am
[MUSCULPT] - Also known as bodybuilding.
[TRAPCOMPETE] - Dwarves compete in setting, Goblins and Kobolds compete in surviving.
[DIGGERABILITY]
[BABYSS]
[BARREL_GRABBEY]
Post by: Xen0n on September 26, 2011, 10:43:14 am
Quick doodle on the same topic:[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]Someone needs to draw this!Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I vote an entirely new thread made dedicated to making this wonderful creature a reality( Possibly merged with the pony mod). (As real as a virtual ASCII game can get. )
Post by: Guardian G.I. on September 26, 2011, 10:51:48 am
Quick doodle on the same topic:[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]Someone needs to draw this!Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I vote an entirely new thread made dedicated to making this wonderful creature a reality( Possibly merged with the pony mod). (As real as a virtual ASCII game can get. )
Eldrick Tobin's unicorpion raws (S.L.A.D.E.) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=67002.msg2418624#msg2418624)
[CLUSTERS:3TOES:BILL:UGLY]
[UTTER_FLUFFY]
[NATURAL_SKIRT:COMMON]
[ITEMCORPSE:ROYAL_JELLYROT]
[DIE_WHEN_VERMILITIA_CAPACITY]
Post by: Xen0n on September 26, 2011, 11:41:36 am
Eldrick Tobin's unicorpion raws (S.L.A.D.E.) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=67002.msg2418624#msg2418624)
Amazing. Now we just need to see if we can reposition the head to be at the end of the tail...
Post by: Nyxalinth on October 02, 2011, 01:40:41 pm
[ATTACKS:COPPERMITTED_JOB:CHEESE_MAKER]
[ETHIC:ASSAULT_SYMBOL:WALL:UNTHIC:EATH_BRIDGE]
[PANTS_SKIRT:GUTS:COMMON] ewwww
Post by: jaxy15 on October 02, 2011, 01:50:26 pm
[GENETRATION:A smallow]
[ATTACT_CATE:PUMPKIN]
[AMPHIBIOME:giant cal agand marly in milk]
[ATTACK_VERB:bitess badge:SINE:BLOOD:LIQUIRE]
[NAME:firebally:mayor:SINGS:HEARN]
[BODY_HAIR:hore intellow bright can huge head stree victime).
Somen:capybarrinctiven maw]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 03, 2011, 10:57:24 am
"[ELECTOR] shields" - Captain, the vote integrity on the starboard nacelle is down 40%!
"[BABY TOES SUCCULENT]" - Succulent baby toes. Yeah.
"[HAS_TO_END]" - Everything has to, sometime.
"reaction flying donkeys:turkeys:donkey, bred by they rooster:daggers]" - Flying donkeys bred by roosters. Anyone want to draw some?
"[AMBUSHERIFF]" - You walk along a corridor, minding your business, when suddenly POW, you've got a hammer in your face and cuffs on your hands.
"[EGG_SILVER]" - Not good enough, goose. *chop*
"[HELM_SCARF_HEAD_ANTLER]" - So it's what, some kind of scarf-y headgear? A turban with antlers?
"[EXPORT:MOUSTACHE_SHARP_ROCK]" - Sharp rock moustache. Well, it's pretty dwarfy...
"[ETHIC:LYING:MILITIA_CAPACITY]" - You can lie as much as your military will allow you to get away with?
Heh, the US is using this for all it's worth IRL. :P
"[BODY:QUADRUID]"
"[ATTACK_SKILL:FEATHER]" - Tickle tickle tickle!
Post by: Scaraban on October 03, 2011, 08:31:18 pm
"[ETHIC:LYING:MILITIA_CAPACITY]" - You can lie as much as your military will allow you to get away with?Nah, you lie about how useful you would be if you were drafted.
Post by: Nyxalinth on October 06, 2011, 05:04:02 pm
[ATTACT_CATE:PUMPKIN]
so dwarves throw pumpkins at Cate Blanchett? Well, she did play an elf, so...
Post by: PTTG?? on November 21, 2011, 01:38:14 pm
"an ore, found under venom"
[HOMEOTHER]
[LARGE_POSITIONS]
[ETHIC:LACE AGATE]
[USE_MATERIES]
[ATTACK:SLADE] That's probably not going to work.
[PREFSTRING:ability to mako shark] Urist likes them for their ability to mako shark.
"It usingler:cave bear:gianted give the attack bull of a general, found oceanic eel fruit-eating elect foundhog" Better than the comments in most of the code I read anyway.
Post by: Iton Ibrukrithzam on November 23, 2011, 11:08:59 pm
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[FEMALE]
[MULTIPLE_LITTER_RARE]
[PET]
Post by: G-Flex on November 24, 2011, 06:27:20 am
"[BABY TOES SUCCULENT]" - Succulent baby toes. Yeah.
This is actually in the game, and that's one of its real-life names. It's this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenestraria).
Post by: rampaging-poet on November 30, 2011, 02:11:19 am
Quote
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The zombie flag, it's hard to getting attack your honeycombs once, having into the original tomb for stone cabinets in the game times that.
And a few from the Battlefailed TV Tropes Page
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Bizarrchitecture: By the Dwarves dumb enormous ghost.
Body Surf: The Stars later to the Boatmurdered the sequel and events.
None of tunnels, shafts and into a tomb, proved to do this crazy magnetic masteriffic.
Mad Scient Morality License: Deconstant fly known after won
The last survive outside the hooves of the fortress one ever, being beat the princess in several was to grab a crossbow another dwarves ended, Battlefailed...
— Andreus can communicate Meta Plot.
Post by: EmeraldWind on December 29, 2011, 09:07:53 pm
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From the reclaim it and continued using the place, let alone the players.
Hellcannon. Rigged up to the Battlefailed Failcannon, only going down after wiping out more than his share of kobolds. Note that this was a terrible idea."
— Seth Creiyd
"I have no idea where anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the unholy abommination that bought time and safety for the other succession fortress for three entire fortress. Now, Hellcannon itself becomes this after the device above. It's doomsday mechanism 'Faillever was pulled to unleash an army of Eldritch Abominations to enter, Failcannon, Battlefailed.
Strategia's notes on a brief scuffle with something to another dwarf was being taken over by Andreus' ghost. The joke stuck,
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Robocorn wrote a short journal entry about how and F Bs have trouble naked.
Grand Theft Me: Andreus
Failcannon's Flooding with his marksdawrf along with his marksdawrf along with water to maintain consistent pressure, and a lot of the early stages of designed by a colossus with Queen Led, especially if you're a known as Stuzang.
Council of Angels: The Gods are portrayed as such a mess of Failcannon, the fort, and threw down his weapon. He beat the previous madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for three entire fortresses he player Andreus getting it. This became not only frequent but regularly release an enormous army of Eldritch Location: The Accursed Arena saw two miners trapped in a kind of hellish temporal stasis.
All Your Powers Combined: The Gods tend to do this when they wish to do something, results in several deaths and over a dozen forgotten Beasts, where he fired upon them until he ran out of ammo. He ended up on the hellish coastline separating the Plains of Ooze from the sea) on the fort, but in the worst way possible for water or magma.
Nice Job Fixing It, Villains: A loose example of this writing, was in Turn 20 of Failcannon. We see what you did there.
Mad Scientist: Andreus II has spawned two sequels and gods of deaths and over a dozen forgotten beasts.
The Chessmastermind who is became much he continue the awesome. Then some skeletal ogre. Gamemaster: The Foul One.
Bizarrchitecture: By the third fortress for the side.
Pointless Doomsday mechanism 'Faillever was pulled to be. Extinction-level events that FAILCANNON rigged to cocaine, with his barefooted Kobold invading goblin siege by killed; for supplies.
Psychic overseer who may have saved the fired upon the awesome. Then completely inverted in the hellish coastline separating to another succession fortress. Now, Hellcannon began, Battlefailed...
Post by: Pokon on December 30, 2011, 02:10:14 am
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From the reclaim it and continued using the place, let alone the players.
Hellcannon. Rigged up to the Battlefailed Failcannon, only going down after wiping out more than his share of kobolds. Note that this was a terrible idea."
— Seth Creiyd
This is almost coherent!
Post by: RenoFox on January 23, 2012, 10:58:50 am
um of the serpent enemy cause and pus color arms
[BODY_LOWER:HEARANCE_MATE]
[PETVALUE:2LUNGS]
[MANOID:250]
[MULTIPLE:1:BREAST_PER:TOOTH:1]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLATEGORY:HEAD:MOSS_GROUP:BY_TYPE:GRASP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:MOUSTACHE
[GRASS_GROUND:hair]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MINTS:THICKNESS:50000:1350:90:90:100]
[APP_MODIFIER:JUTTINGULAR]
[NO_EARN]
[LIKE]
[INTELLISHAPINGULAR]
[PREFIX:NORMALE]
[EYELASH_WALLOWER:SKILL:SPINK][NOSE:HORN]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WHISKERS:SKILL:STANDARD_FERAL]
[SELECT_PENETRATEGORY:HEIGHT:90:100:100:1000]
[BP_APPEAR:GUTS:THICK:BITE:MALE]
[COLOR_MODIFIER:ASS_SHAPING:NAIL]
[ASS_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EARANCE_MATE]
USE_TISSUE_LAYER_RANCE_MODIFIER:HAMMERATIONS] (sounds dwarfy!)
[APPEARANCE:BLOOD_INNAME:unicorn for aftsdwarf:hair:SINGULAR]
[FEMALEGENERAL_TEMPLATE:1:ASS_LUSH_TISSUE_LAYER]
[BABY_CAST_BROW:EYE]
[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:hairies]
[ATTACK_MODIFIER:RASP_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITHERER]
[MATERIALISM:LEARNED]
From the entity file:
[BAND_NAME_FEMAN]
[CURRENCY:GENDER]
[SPHEREWORK_EXAMPLE:baron leader captains]
[PERMITTED_REACTIVE_DETENSION]
[PERMITTED_BY:BATTLE:NAME_WITH] (sounds like something that could as well be in game)
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTCHER_CROSSBOW]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOAK:ITEM_ARMOR_COAL]
[REQUIRED_JOB:SUMMERCUSSION:NOT_CULL]
[PERMITTED_CAP:COMMON]
[ETHIC:AS_NEEDED_BY:GOBLIN:100]
[ETHIC:THEFT:PEWTER_WORLD_MAKER]
[ETHIC:KILL_SHIELD:BITUMING]
[ETHIC:EAT_MORE_FUN::SHUNTHINKABLE]
[MAKE_SEASON:UNTHINKED]
[ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS_SOAP_FROM_LONG]
[PERMITTED_CAPE:DARK_EXILE] (gothy!)
[ART_BOOTS:GAUNT_MODIFIED_BREAKING]
[SHOES_ITEM_WEAPON]
[TOOL:ITEM_GLOVESTICK]
[ITEM_TOOL:ALL:UNTHINK:CREACTIVER]
[SPHERIOUS_DOME_RACKS:1] (sounds like a series of euphemisms)
[TOOL_RECEIVER]
[FLASK_TRADER]
[EXPEDITION:MAKER]
[BRAG_ONLY]
[PERSONAL_MACE:ACCESS]
[PANTS_EXEMPT]
[CULL_QUEST_BIOME:a baronesses cons]
[CULL_SHORT]
[POSITION:MAKE_SUPPORTED_JOB:HERE:JEWELS]
[TRIGGER_LEAD:EVIL_SEASONARCH]
[POSITION:BRONZE_MAKER]
[REST:COMMON]
[REPERMITTED_DINING]
[REQUIRED_DING:1]
[PERMITTED_RACK_EXEMPTION:DRUMENT_FACE]
[SUCCESS_TRIGGER_FUN:384]
[SUCCESSECT_SAME_EVIL_HIVER:5:0:0]
So, it seems to be a civilization of hairy lizard people with moss for hair, who fight with their shoes and moustaches. They have multiple breasts, and the males can also bite with their appearing intestines. Eyelash wallowing is one of their skills, a dubiously useful ability done with their nose horns.
Their bodies consist mostly of pus, and can take a lot of blunt trauma.
Their culture has strict laws according the treatment of weapons, uses regular caps, and pants made of soap. Exemption of wearing pants is considered a priviledge. Capes are reserved for dark exiles, and boots are used for both art and warfare. They can use all the tools very creatively, but aside of glovesticks must obtain them by trading flasks.
The civilization is led by an evil seasonarch, who makes seasons thoughtlessly. She is also responsible for making bronze and resting a lot. Some ding is required, and she has an exemption of bustiness if her face is sufficiently "drument".
The expedition maker has a personal mace and a pants exemption. His position is only for bragging, and supposedly creating jobs for jewelers. The position has a height requirement.
Post by: PTTG?? on January 23, 2012, 11:51:00 am
Post by: Gizogin on January 23, 2012, 12:40:28 pm
INTELLISHAPINGULAR
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 23, 2012, 02:15:28 pm
I like big butts, and I cannot lie!
Post by: Pokon on January 23, 2012, 06:26:55 pm
Since my laptop has no internet connection, I decided to get the raw travestificator to generate entertainment on the fly. Here's some results, arranged into a more sensible form:
um of the serpent enemy cause and pus color arms
[BODY_LOWER:HEARANCE_MATE]
[PETVALUE:2LUNGS]
[MANOID:250]
[MULTIPLE:1:BREAST_PER:TOOTH:1]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLATEGORY:HEAD:MOSS_GROUP:BY_TYPE:GRASP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:MOUSTACHE
[GRASS_GROUND:hair]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MINTS:THICKNESS:50000:1350:90:90:100]
[APP_MODIFIER:JUTTINGULAR]
[NO_EARN]
[LIKE]
[INTELLISHAPINGULAR]
[PREFIX:NORMALE]
[EYELASH_WALLOWER:SKILL:SPINK][NOSE:HORN]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WHISKERS:SKILL:STANDARD_FERAL]
[SELECT_PENETRATEGORY:HEIGHT:90:100:100:1000]
[BP_APPEAR:GUTS:THICK:BITE:MALE]
[COLOR_MODIFIER:ASS_SHAPING:NAIL]
[ASS_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EARANCE_MATE]
USE_TISSUE_LAYER_RANCE_MODIFIER:HAMMERATIONS] (sounds dwarfy!)
[APPEARANCE:BLOOD_INNAME:unicorn for aftsdwarf:hair:SINGULAR]
[FEMALEGENERAL_TEMPLATE:1:ASS_LUSH_TISSUE_LAYER]
[BABY_CAST_BROW:EYE]
[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:hairies]
[ATTACK_MODIFIER:RASP_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITHERER]
[MATERIALISM:LEARNED]
From the entity file:
[BAND_NAME_FEMAN]
[CURRENCY:GENDER]
[SPHEREWORK_EXAMPLE:baron leader captains]
[PERMITTED_REACTIVE_DETENSION]
[PERMITTED_BY:BATTLE:NAME_WITH] (sounds like something that could as well be in game)
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTCHER_CROSSBOW]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOAK:ITEM_ARMOR_COAL]
[REQUIRED_JOB:SUMMERCUSSION:NOT_CULL]
[PERMITTED_CAP:COMMON]
[ETHIC:AS_NEEDED_BY:GOBLIN:100]
[ETHIC:THEFT:PEWTER_WORLD_MAKER]
[ETHIC:KILL_SHIELD:BITUMING]
[ETHIC:EAT_MORE_FUN::SHUNTHINKABLE]
[MAKE_SEASON:UNTHINKED]
[ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS_SOAP_FROM_LONG]
[PERMITTED_CAPE:DARK_EXILE] (gothy!)
[ART_BOOTS:GAUNT_MODIFIED_BREAKING]
[SHOES_ITEM_WEAPON]
[TOOL:ITEM_GLOVESTICK]
[ITEM_TOOL:ALL:UNTHINK:CREACTIVER]
[SPHERIOUS_DOME_RACKS:1] (sounds like a series of euphemisms)
[TOOL_RECEIVER]
[FLASK_TRADER]
[EXPEDITION:MAKER]
[BRAG_ONLY]
[PERSONAL_MACE:ACCESS]
[PANTS_EXEMPT]
[CULL_QUEST_BIOME:a baronesses cons]
[CULL_SHORT]
[POSITION:MAKE_SUPPORTED_JOB:HERE:JEWELS]
[TRIGGER_LEAD:EVIL_SEASONARCH]
[POSITION:BRONZE_MAKER]
[REST:COMMON]
[REPERMITTED_DINING]
[REQUIRED_DING:1]
[PERMITTED_RACK_EXEMPTION:DRUMENT_FACE]
[SUCCESS_TRIGGER_FUN:384]
[SUCCESSECT_SAME_EVIL_HIVER:5:0:0]
So, it seems to be a civilization of hairy lizard people with moss for hair, who fight with their shoes and moustaches. They have multiple breasts, and the males can also bite with their appearing intestines. Eyelash wallowing is one of their skills, a dubiously useful ability done with their nose horns.
Their bodies consist mostly of pus, and can take a lot of blunt trauma.
Their culture has strict laws according the treatment of weapons, uses regular caps, and pants made of soap. Exemption of wearing pants is considered a priviledge. Capes are reserved for dark exiles, and boots are used for both art and warfare. They can use all the tools very creatively, but aside of glovesticks must obtain them by trading flasks.
The civilization is led by an evil seasonarch, who makes seasons thoughtlessly. She is also responsible for making bronze and resting a lot. Some ding is required, and she has an exemption of bustiness if her face is sufficiently "drument".
The expedition maker has a personal mace and a pants exemption. His position is only for bragging, and supposedly creating jobs for jewelers. The position has a height requirement.
To the Raws!
Post by: Serrational on February 08, 2012, 04:30:31 pm
Here we go, I decided to travestify some random things - iron man, ant man, flesh ball.
This was part of it.
[CREATURAL]
[CASTE:GAS]
[ATTACK:KICK:KICKNESS:GENERAL]
[NONE]
[SELEMENTERRANEAN_LEART:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:ELECT_PERB:punches]
[BODYPART:BY_CATE:WORKER]
[ATTACK:BITEMPLATE:GAS]
[TISSUE_NAME:LAYER]
[PREFSTROYER_UND_INFECTION_NAME_ATTACK_SKILL:FLESH:MUSCLE]
[MAXAGE:5:8]
[NO_SUBTER_FOR_MOVEMENT]
[ATTACK_PENDOORS]
[BIOME]
[ATTACK
Then I added in helmet snake and green devourer...
LUNGS:HEIGHTIN_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID:frozen dead man:iron.]
[SELECT_CATE_NAME:LIQUID:frozen appear und ponds of a dragon.]
[TL_CREATURE_MATE_NAME:helmet snake venom]
[CE_STROYERS:CREATURE_MAT_SNAKE]
[STATE]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[TL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE:FLESH]
[DESCRIPTION_PERC:10040]
[ATTACK:BITEMPLATEGORY:HEAD:BLOOD_TEMPLAN:HUMAN]
[SELECTIONS]
[BODY:INSECT_LOWERB:bite:bizarre man gas]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATERIAL:LOCALITY:MAIN:MOUTH:2WING:SEV:50:50:PEACH:1:1]
[ATTACK_SKIN][NOPAIN:STARTBODY:1]
[ATTACK_VERTEBRAIN:STANCE_SHAPE:GAS]
[CASTE:PUS_TEMPLATIONS]
[NO_THICKNESS:GENETRATIO:5]
[CHILD_BODY_SIZE:100:RESTRINK][NO_SLEEP]
[ALL_ACT_PENERAL]
[ATTACK:PUNCH:BODY_DEVOURE_CHASM]
[SYN_AFFECTS]
[SELEMENTS:BRAIN:FAT:BLOOD:BLOOD_TISSUE_STRICTED]
[STRIKES_FROME:queen helmet snake venom]
[BODY_SIZE_DIZZINEW:SINEW:SINEW:200]
[HOME:iron made of rathe ends of teeth.]
[CAN_CHASM]
[USE_MODIFIER:SCALE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATERIAL:HAIR]
[NAME:green dead ant woman]
[COLOR:6:0:1000]
[FEMALE_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[CLUS_TEMPLATION:A men:iron man:antmen:queen rathered iron tanned
[CASTE:GAS]
[USE_MANOID_ART:BY_CASTE:BLOOD]
[CART:BY_TYPE:INSECTIONAUSE_MODIFIER]
[FREQUENCY:100:PEAR]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLATCH]
[CREATURE_MAT:MUSCLE:SINEW:200]
[MAXAGE:40:60:0:20000000]
[TLCM_NOUN:chitin:SIZE_DILUTES:NONE]
[BLOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATCH]
[BIOME]
[BODY_DETAIL_POISON]
[CAN_WATERIAL:STATE]
[BODY:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE:1:2]
[POP_RATION_PERC:10]
[PREFIX:NONAL_CREATURE_MATERIAL_CREATURE:FLESH:MUSCLE_TILAG_CASTE:DRON]
[UNDERGROUP:BY_CATE_TISSUE:ICHOR:6:0:100]
[BODY_DEPTH:TENTS:ORGANIC:IRON]
[USEA][NO_THOUGHT][NO_SLEEP]
[CE_MATE_NAME:iron man]
[ATTACK_PREFSTRICTED]
Not much in there, apart from [ALL_ACT_GENERAL]. That made me crack up...
Post by: WillowLuman on February 09, 2012, 09:00:17 pm
[CAN_SHRIMP]
Post by: firecrystal on February 15, 2012, 12:19:32 am
creature_large_temperate:
[GRASSTRAMPLE:'B'][COLOR:6:GOREST_TAIL:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEAD:bite:bites:1:1] -- Fear the Gorest, it's tail is humanoid, and bites.
[FAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:HEARS:NOSE:2] -- Apparently it also has a fat neck and hears through its nose.
[POPULATION_NUMBER:2:0:0][NATURE:FOX] -- Naturefox, Starfox's long-lost cousin.
[POPULATCH] -- If carp ever get this tag, all of dwarven civilization is just screwed.
[CREATURNAL][PETVALUE:650][BENIGN][MEANDERER] -- I've always wanted a benign meanderer.
[BIOME_MARS:NOSE_CLUSTER_NUMBER:1:4] -- I guess martians have compound noses.
creature_ocean:
[BIOUS] -- It's not even amphibious. It's just bious.
[AQUADRUPED:TAIL:2EYES:2EARL] -- Who's Earl?
[SMALLAQUATION_NUMBER:3:7] -- Smallaquations are much easier to solve than largeaquations.
[NO_WINTER_NUMBER:3] -- Brought to you by dwarven numerology.
matgloss_plant:
[DRING] -- The sound a mug makes when you hit it with something.
[SPRINK:dwarven wheat][NAME_PLURAL:plump her ber][NAME_PLURAL:kobold stalks] -- Sprink! It's like a drink, but springier.
[MATGLOSS_PLANT:GRASS_PLANT:GRASS_PLANT:WEET] -- Cave weet?
[SPRING:story][NAME:bloated histing shape] --If I ever encounter a bloated histing shape in my farm, I'm backing away slowly.
[DRINK:tuberries] -- Bet you can't drink just oneberry.
[EXTRACT_BARRY] -- What's that, Lassie? Barry's trapped in the well?
[NAME:kobolden sugar:6:0:0] -- Are kobolden the German version of kobolds?
[TILL_VIAL] -- I think it would break.
creature_birds:
[NOT_BUTCHERATER] -- I should hope not.
[BIOME:blue jay:blue jays:orion] -- Space blue jays.
[NAME:30] -- You hit the 30 in the 413 and it flies off in an arc number.
[BIOME_ANY_TROPICAL_MOIST_TROPICAL] -- I don't particularly care, as long as it's tropical, moist and tropical. Oh, and get me something tropical.
creature_large_tropical:
[LARGE_ROADLEAF] -- What the elves build their streets out of.
[CARNIVORY] -- The soap of predators.
[LARGE_ROC] -- Run away!
Post by: PTTG?? on February 15, 2012, 01:20:21 am
[IRIS_EYE:EYE_FROME:duchess of feeding ther bucks]
[SEARANDING:gibusilk. It laments wees] - So do we all, Raws, so do we all.
[US:OVER] - Worst possible text message.
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASSTRAIN] - The pokemon steps aside, letting a freight train flatten the enemy. Grass type only.
[SHEART] - N. Something abundant around Feb. 14th each year. Used in ways such as "what a load of..." or "eat...".
[CASTE_NAME:rams!] - Note: Rams! brand name owned by Sheap Inc. Member FDIC. Not affiliated with "sheep". Rams! takes no responsibility for incompatibility with existing flock.
[NAME:bookkeep underground its predators.] - Cave 7, alcove 14a: contains... let's see here... 4.2 lions accumulating interest of 3 falcons per week.
[BENDING:war hatch]
[ITEM_TOY_AXE_BATTLE:VIOLENT]
[NAME insect all bent the generous confused 110]
[BUILDING:strength.] - Yeah bro, gotta build strength. Gotta do reps, bro.
[INSTRUCTURAL_POISON]
[CLUSTER:SKIN] - eeeeughhh
[GEM_SHAPING:wattlesnakes:giant impala]
[CREATURE_VARIATION:A small of feline women:giant fluffy tail of an in and camels:one-humped camel carcasses:giant coyote.] - Sounds quite varied.
[APP_MOD_NOUN:nose wood]
And we end today's review of the intriguing with a wonderful place to visit, but not, perhaps, to live:
[BIOME:GAS:boiling maggots]
Post by: Guardian G.I. on February 15, 2012, 10:12:45 am
[USE_BODYPART_FACET_MODIFIED_IN_LEATHER:CAPTAIN]
[NAME:opossum Ministrator:tax collectors]
[OCEAN:1:BURNS]
[BABYSNATCHERABLE]
[CLOTH:COMMAND_EXTREME_RACE]
[KILL:BITUMINOUS_COIN_DESERT:1]
no site that can echidna.]
[POPULATION_SCOURGEON_MAUL]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_COAT:COMMAND:2400]
*** ethics copied person with jagged snakes well as were anything, they are manyak - Josh B
[EGG_YOLK:LIQUID:rattlesnake forests of an adder.]
[ABUSE_BODY:QUAD:10:soldier:soldier:soldiers]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 16, 2012, 09:18:33 am
[EMBEDRILS] - A whole level worse than tendrils.
[BODY_DESCRIPTION:BRAIN]
[NAME:druped by the gences]
[ATTACK_PRODUCTURE:GIZZARDS] - I never want to be anywhere near a creature whose attacks producture gizzards. Seriously.
[BODY_DEPTH:TOOT_LOWER]
[BIOME:loon what pent man:wren't goesn't bars:reindeepy cave of the helmet has the magma mons] - I have no idea.
[BENIGNEOUS]
[EDIBLE_COLOR:150:100:110] - Hm, reddish grey. A little bland, but not too bad.
[ETHIC:GRAY:100:1] - A lot of ethics are in a gray area nowadays.
[HEAD_GEM_HAMMER] - Given the lack of any gem cutting (or indeed most other) tools, this is likely a given.
Post by: PTTG?? on February 16, 2012, 04:09:01 pm
Bee Bee [NAME]
[NAME]: Birach
Vicionderyonernalternabrinces
Losed
[NAME]: Prore Timise Anctorld Prach
Coublesticiplainced [NAME] and It Haver [NAME]
The tort Life
Better The [ADJ] In [ADJ]
[NO_ART_NAME] Full of [NAME]
Deathways to [NAME]
Uncanny [NAME]: Pring Practice
[NAME] Ever [NO_ART_NAME] and Glory By [NAME]: Could It Be Common Sense [NO_ART_NAME]
Post by: EmperorJon on February 16, 2012, 04:22:17 pm
[CURRENCY:GENDER]
Buying things here will cost ye more than an arm and a leg laddy... :P
Post by: Guardian G.I. on February 17, 2012, 10:39:59 am
A tendon hair crown authentic chopper arrow* strangles backpack.
You charge at Your rear 1!
You but You in the ferocity of You!
An artery horn amulet, my good many nerves injected spider silk robe!
You lie one-human tooth Bear 1 in your wolf in the -humped camel kidney!
You are left lung!
Giant Crab 2 has been opened by the upper backward!
You collides with his caught in your adamantine way by the ring the muscle, bruising the sky is knocked over and tearing the bone crown authentic moose cut rear left rear 1 is blowing it in the grip of flames!
You slam into the prepared overed moose meat and put it in the shortfin mako shark leather body with your pig tail fiber backpack.
You hack Dwarf is part the muscle axe, tearing the upper body with his right the muscle, jamming the web.
You pick up the skull through the head's fat!
Cat here! Limited in the web.
Giant Sloth Bear 1 bites Giant blood!
You latch on fire!
You will remember backpack.
"Try authentic goat bone through the fat and put it in your teeth, bruising the fat!
EDIT: Full random travesty activated:
You rain cow her robe!
Hippo blow!
"Cat heliodors!"
You hurl a ball of Youth, bruisingle cut alexandrites!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 17, 2012, 12:09:24 pm
You collide with your lower body with his left lower body from the attack!
The Wolf fall over and spilling her berry! Best prickle berry!"
"Try real large copper arm from the pig tail's muscle!
You punches You!
You eat through the attacks The Human Bowman in the skull through the water!
The Black Bear skull has bled to death.
"Get your rope reed firmly in the muscle and the bronze morningstar, fracturing the lower body with your chicken bone crocodile meat!" - One hell of a pitch.
You don't have been severed!
The Alligator bite Elf Pikeman in the chipping apart sword.
The brain posses You! - what?
The Bogeyman short sails over.
"Donkey bone breathing!
The Human Sword has been stands up.
The holy eagle vampire bucket. - what the what?
"Donkey bone and put it in the muscle through the guts! - okay, I'm done here.
Post by: WillowLuman on February 17, 2012, 01:21:15 pm
You charge at Your rear 1!
You but You in the ferocity of You!
You lie one-human tooth Bear 1 in your wolf in the -humped camel kidney!
You are left lung!
Giant Crab 2 has been opened by the upper backward!
You collides with his caught in your adamantine way by the ring the muscle, bruising the sky is knocked over and tearing the bone crown authentic moose cut rear left rear 1 is blowing it in the grip of flames!
You hack Dwarf is part the muscle axe, tearing the upper body with his right the muscle, jamming the web.
You pick up the skull through the head's fat!
Cat here! Limited in the web.
You latch on fire!
You will remember backpack.
"Try authentic goat bone through the fat and put it in your teeth, bruising the fat!
You rain cow her robe!
Hippo blow!
"Cat heliodors!"
You hurl a ball of Youth, bruisingle cut alexandrites!
These are awesome.
Post by: Gizogin on February 17, 2012, 01:24:56 pm
"That doesn't seem physically possible..."
Post by: EmperorJon on February 17, 2012, 03:58:38 pm
"He's beating him to death with his own skull!"
"That doesn't seem physically possible..."
That's exactly what he was screaming at the time!
Anyway.
Here's some of mine:
** Starting ribs! ** - BBQ?
The Stray Two-humped Camel blighted gloom zombie. - Makes sense.
The peasant's corpse punches on firmly! - Almost makes sense.
The Elf Corpse in the broker's second toe, left hand! - What the hell is that doing there.
The Elf Corpse strikes The FisherdwarfNirmekmeng Tustemsheced Ducimkol's mutilated corpse kicks The CraftsdwarfRithlutbomrekudist Ad“nor's left lung the head with her left front foot with her left front foot. - Really.
The Dwarf Glazer necromancer. - What about him?
Adil Monom Ideddud's left hand, jamming the grip of The expedition leader by the right upper arm, bruising the skin! - Jam that grip!
The Stray Cow Calf stands up. - This is a REAL travesty.
The Stray Two-humped Camel blighted gloom zombie latches The mayor! - Latch that mayor!
The bone through the right hand, bruising the bone through the left glove), shattering apart the right mitten)! - Smash the right mitten through the left glove!
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 17, 2012, 04:02:58 pm
You charge at Your rear 1!
You but You in the ferocity of You!
You lie one-human tooth Bear 1 in your wolf in the -humped camel kidney!
You are left lung!
Giant Crab 2 has been opened by the upper backward!
You collides with his caught in your adamantine way by the ring the muscle, bruising the sky is knocked over and tearing the bone crown authentic moose cut rear left rear 1 is blowing it in the grip of flames!
You hack Dwarf is part the muscle axe, tearing the upper body with his right the muscle, jamming the web.
You pick up the skull through the head's fat!
Cat here! Limited in the web.
You latch on fire!
You will remember backpack.
"Try authentic goat bone through the fat and put it in your teeth, bruising the fat!
You rain cow her robe!
Hippo blow!
"Cat heliodors!"
You hurl a ball of Youth, bruisingle cut alexandrites!
These are awesome.
Seconded. Those made me laugh harder than the rest put together.
Is your icon the Dracon skull from Wizardry 8?
Post by: WillowLuman on February 18, 2012, 02:02:45 am
You charge at Your rear 1!
You but You in the ferocity of You!
You lie one-human tooth Bear 1 in your wolf in the -humped camel kidney!
You are left lung!
Giant Crab 2 has been opened by the upper backward!
You collides with his caught in your adamantine way by the ring the muscle, bruising the sky is knocked over and tearing the bone crown authentic moose cut rear left rear 1 is blowing it in the grip of flames!
You hack Dwarf is part the muscle axe, tearing the upper body with his right the muscle, jamming the web.
You pick up the skull through the head's fat!
Cat here! Limited in the web.
You latch on fire!
You will remember backpack.
"Try authentic goat bone through the fat and put it in your teeth, bruising the fat!
You rain cow her robe!
Hippo blow!
"Cat heliodors!"
You hurl a ball of Youth, bruisingle cut alexandrites!
These are awesome.
Seconded. Those made me laugh harder than the rest put together.
Is your icon the Dracon skull from Wizardry 8?
Holy shitcrap someone recognized it!
Post by: jaxy15 on February 22, 2012, 04:15:55 pm
You will remember backpack.RIP Backpack.
Anyway..
You roll fur hood is no long small shattering apart the militia
"Prickle brain!
You feed over backpack.
Dwarf Spearman in the wound!
You maintain an attack!
"Your rope reed fiber can't feed firmly!
You in the head bites You but the shot is knocked!
You hack The Human loses have carving the attack, man loses Your alpaca wool coat!
"Get your bronze spider spider in the bone by Kobold!
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 23, 2012, 06:49:53 pm
Is your icon the Dracon skull from Wizardry 8?
Holy shitcrap someone recognized it!
[/quote]
I love Wizardry 8! I beat it several times and I still play it nowadays.
Post by: EmeraldWind on February 24, 2012, 02:12:36 pm
"Get your bronze spider spider in the bone by Kobold!
This has got to be some kind of dwarven phrase meaning hurry up.
Sort of like, "get your rear in gear."
Post by: EmperorJon on February 24, 2012, 03:16:31 pm
Post by: jaxy15 on February 24, 2012, 03:42:04 pm
[NAME]: The [NO_ART_NAME]: The Easy Way
A Humble Offering to [NAME]: Fact or Fictional Rest
Start Your Day Without [NAME]: A Brief Histors
[NAME] Is My Only Mistake
The Unabridged [NO_ART_NAME] For The Wizard's Guide to [NAME]
Give Me [NAME], Then The Definitive Guide to [NAME] When It Counts
The Sun Sets on [NAME]: My Only Mistake
The Birth of [NAME] Is The Time of My Ancestors
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 24, 2012, 04:46:29 pm
[BODY:HEAD:BLOOD:LIP]
[NAME:white fur, used panda bill men:magma] - White fur? Second-hand panda bill men? Magma is the answer to anything!
[ATTACK:KILL:TALON:EGG_WITH] - ???
[ENT_EXERTER_TO_END] - Elven newspaper headline.
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bushtit] - Bite WHAT??
[ATTACK:SPINE:CART] - Human wrestlers use folding chairs. Dwarven wrestlers, on the other hand...
[TRAIN_ATTACK]
[ATTACKISH_GREACH:CHILDIES] - The childies have attackish greach!
[GO_TOGANS:SKILLPOWDER] - Sounds like a catchphrase out of some cheap Power Rangers knockoff. Or a magical girl anime.
[MATE_NAME:wolf purrot. It inform of sowarves] - Wolf purrot. XD I imagine this sort of vaguely catlike, feathered, howling ornithoid with a beak. That hunts mice, cats, and crackers.
[EQUESTRIKE] - A long-awaited continuation of the beloved Strike series of isometric helicopter arcade shooters, this time set in the magical land of Equestria. (the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic series, if you're not aware)
[ETH:molemarious comodifiers]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BIRD_MAGE]
[COMPORTANDARD_POTTERIALS]
[CASTE:ALL_SOLID:adder man:copperhead snake shape of an opossums]
[PLANT_RACE:UNTHINKABLE] - Unfortunately
[SKILL:UGLY]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_VARIATION_NUMBER:1:1] - Torture variation number, huh? That kinda sounds like something DF would already have in its raws, no?
[GNAWER:gnawed] - Gnawers gonna gnaw.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_VARIATION:MAKE_WAR] - Hmm...
[OUTDOOR_FOR_INFECTION]
[GETS_WOUND_BURIAL:ACCEPTABLE] - I'm not dead, I'm just wounded! No, you can't do this, nooooo......
[NAME:ALL_SOLID:frozen dwarves]
[WEAPON_CUT_GEM] - Weapons-grade cut gems?
[BODY_DETAIL_PLANT:SHUN]
[ACTION:MILL] - They really don't like fancy plants.
[POPULATION:PUNISH_EXILE] - That's pretty mean.
[SHIELD_BODY_SIZE_PERSON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:THROAT:NECK:SCRATCH]
[STONE_SHAPE:OVAL_CREATURE_VARIATION:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION:MAKE_CLASS:EDIBLE_COOKED] - I believe it's called "shish-kebab"
[GO_TO_COKE]
[DISPLAY_POT] - Hmm?
[APPLY_CREATURE:ANY_TRAIN:SKUNK]
[ATTACK:BITE:CITY]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:BATTLESNAKE]
[ETHIC:VANDALISM:NOT_BUTCHER]
[SELECT_CAVE_ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE]
[EDIBLE_RACE:UNTHINKABLE]
[APPLY_CURRENT_COYOTE]
And, for truly infinite fun,
[GO_TO_START]
Post by: Vorthon on February 24, 2012, 04:54:19 pm
[MATE_NAME:wolf purrot. It inform of sowarves] - Wolf purrot. XD I imagine this sort of vaguely catlike, feathered, howling ornithoid with a beak. That hunts mice, cats, and crackers.
Well, I think I've found a modding project for after dinner. :P
Post by: WillowLuman on February 24, 2012, 11:30:50 pm
Book travesties!
[NAME]: The [NO_ART_NAME]: The Easy Way
A Humble Offering to [NAME]: Fact or Fictional Rest
Start Your Day Without [NAME]: A Brief Histors
[NAME] Is My Only Mistake
The Unabridged [NO_ART_NAME] For The Wizard's Guide to [NAME]
Give Me [NAME], Then The Definitive Guide to [NAME] When It Counts
The Sun Sets on [NAME]: My Only Mistake
The Birth of [NAME] Is The Time of My Ancestors
These actually sound legit
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bushtit] - Bite WHAT??
[ATTACK:SPINE:CART] - Human wrestlers use folding chairs. Dwarven wrestlers, on the other hand...
[TRAIN_ATTACK]
[MATE_NAME:wolf purrot. It inform of sowarves] - Wolf purrot. XD I imagine this sort of vaguely catlike, feathered, howling ornithoid with a beak. That hunts mice, cats, and crackers.
[ATTACK_SKILL:BIRD_MAGE]
[CASTE:ALL_SOLID:adder man:copperhead snake shape of an opossums]
[PLANT_RACE:UNTHINKABLE] - Unfortunately
[SKILL:UGLY]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_VARIATION_NUMBER:1:1] - Torture variation number, huh? That kinda sounds like something DF would already have in its raws, no?
[GNAWER:gnawed] - Gnawers gonna gnaw.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_VARIATION:MAKE_WAR] - Hmm...
[GETS_WOUND_BURIAL:ACCEPTABLE] - I'm not dead, I'm just wounded! No, you can't do this, nooooo......
[NAME:ALL_SOLID:frozen dwarves]
[WEAPON_CUT_GEM] - Weapons-grade cut gems?
[PERMITTED_JOB:THROAT:NECK:SCRATCH]
[STONE_SHAPE:OVAL_CREATURE_VARIATION:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION:MAKE_CLASS:EDIBLE_COOKED] - I believe it's called "shish-kebab"
[GO_TO_COKE]
[DISPLAY_POT] - Hmm?
[APPLY_CREATURE:ANY_TRAIN:SKUNK]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:BATTLESNAKE]
[ETHIC:VANDALISM:NOT_BUTCHER]
[EDIBLE_RACE:UNTHINKABLE]
[APPLY_CURRENT_COYOTE]
And, for truly infinite fun,
[GO_TO_START]
These just... these just made my day
Post by: jaxy15 on February 25, 2012, 02:00:18 am
The Secret of [NAME] For Everyone - Reveal the necromancer's secrets to the public!
The Wizard's Guide to [NAME] Is My Life - Nerds!
The Secret of [NAME] Questioned - The Secret of [NAME] For Everyone was thought to be suspicious.
Post by: Putnam on February 25, 2012, 03:41:32 am
[BODIFIERS]
[MUN:eyebrowinches]
And finally...
Spoiler: what. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 25, 2012, 04:21:17 pm
[WEAPON_SCRATCH]
[AMMO:ITEM_WEAPON_HAMMER]
[GEM_CUT_GEM] - Diamond cuts diamond, they say
[BUILDING:colored by the Bay 12 community.
[ATTACK_SKILL_ENEMIES] - A lot more profound if read out loud.
[CURIOUSBEASTPLATE]
[ACCOUNT_EXEMPTION:ANIMAL_PERSON] - Furries don't get accounts? That's mean.
[CLUTCHERABLE_VENOM]
[USE_MATERIAL_TRAPCOMP_MENACING]
[SMALL_ACTIONAL_MAN]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:LAW_TEMPLATE] - Stop SOPA and PIPA! Protest ACTA!
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MONARCH] - Down with the tyrant!
[BODY_DETAIL_PLANTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_TISSUE_LAYERS:HAIR_TISSUE_LAYER_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:CRUST] - And all that to say plants have bark instead of hair.
[SAVAGERY_FREEZING] - A cruel winter indeed
[AMMO:ITEM_PANTHEON] - Okay, that's a whole new level of ridiculous
[COLOR_MODIFIER:BROADNESS] - Is this what is meant by "a broad palette"?
[NAME:manting donkey goat] - What the?
[COLOR_MODIFIER:PURPLE:UNTHINKABLE] - :(
[NO_DRINK_MAN]
[ATTACK:SPINE:BRIDGE] - Remember what I said earlier about dwarven wreslers? Well, ogre wrestlers can be even more hardcore.
[CREATURE_MATERIAL:HAIR] - Cousin Itt, is that you?
[CAVE_FIREIMMUNE] - A must-have for dragon accommodations.
[DIGGER_TRAIN_NOTRAPCOMP_ENORMOUSTACHE_SHAPE:RODE_EXTERNAL] - So, this digger rode on the roof of a train shaped like a giant moustache-... no, not like the ones we put in traps! Anyway, he-...
[STATE_ATTACK_SKIRT_LOWERY]
[STATE_NAME:magma masked lovebird]
[REQUIRED_BUG] - With the sheer abundance of them, one may start to suspect they're the reason the game is still working.
[SELECT_CAPTAIN_ROT] - Captain Rot, to the rescue!
[CASTE_NAME:large domestic rodent man]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:RECTANGULAR]
[WEAPON:ITEM_TOOL_USE:LIQUID:melted donkey foals] - Ooookaaay...
creature the head a gecko:giant loon snail of a jumping intribution] - Bwuhwat?
(exhausted patience, moving to full random:)
[WORLD_CUTTERFLY_MONARCH]
[WILL_ANIMAL_DWARF]
[FLASH:EYEBROW] - Flashing eyebrows now?
[WEBBERER]
[IS_SUCK_ANIMAL]
[NAME:kitten beard.]
[SOFT_MAGMA_CRAWLER]
[NATURAL_SALTWATER_FAT]
[WORLD_COCKATIEL]
[IS_SCREEN_DEVOURER]
[SKULKINGDESTROYER:1]
[INVADERS_IGNITE_BRICKS]
Post by: WillowLuman on February 25, 2012, 04:33:41 pm
RED_BAGUETTER]
[VARIABLE_POPULATION_SWORD_SIDEBURNER]
[LOCAL_DWARF]
[FRIENDLY_COLOR:6:0:0]
[GLOVES_MITTED_BUCKLER]
[FLASH]
[FRIENDLY_COLONY_TRAINER]
[ELECTED]
[ELECT_SYMBOL:ALL_MAIN:3]
[TISSUE_STAR]
[SLEEP_PRETENSIONS:ALL_MAIL_SHIRT:COMMON]
[ENTITY_MEMBER:20000]
[EXECUTIONS:ALL]
[EXPORT:COMMON]
[ENTITY:TAME_SUPPORT:MOUSCORKSCREW_PRETENSION]
[CHAT_WORTHY]
[FLASH]
[USE_ANIMALS:ACCEPTABLISH_MANAGEMENT_DRUM]
[MERCHANT_NOBILITARY_GOALS]
[DIPLOMACY]
[FRIENDLY_COLOR:3:0:1]
[EXPORT:MOUNT]
[WORLD_CUTTER]
[TISSUE_STATUE]
[TOOL:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_SHOES:COMMON_DOMESTIC_PACK]
[TOLERATOR] -- metal weapons below (baroness guards]
[EXPORT:MOUNTING]
[VARIABLE]
*** ethics copied from kobolds for them metal wealth exported>:<created weapons copied from kobolds fort needs to attains]
[EXECUTION_LENGTH:100:NONE]
[MILITIA_CAPTAIN_LEGGINGS]
[CONQUERED_DININGS_HANGINEER]
[SELECT_TAXEBLADE]
[WANDER_TRADE_SIEGER]
[GLOVES_MITTED_JOB:ARMOR_SHIRT:COMMANDER_FINE_WAX_CRAFT]
[SUCCESSION:NICKEL_SILVER:4]
[SELECTED]
[POSITION]
[TISSUE_STYLE:HAIR_SHIELD:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM:32]
[WORLD_CONSTRUMENT]
[TOLERATES_SANCTION]
[ENTITY_KINGDOM]
[RIVER:1:0:1]
[GENDER_FARMINERAL]
[VARIABLE]
[EXPORTED_RACKSMITH]
[ELECTRUMENT]
[DETERMINES_CHAUSSE:UNCOMMON_DOMESTIC]
[WORLD_CONSTRUCTIONED]
[IMPROVED_BURNS_SHAPING:10000]
[ELECTED]
[ELECTOR]
[FLASHES]
[IMPROVED_BEDROOM:2500]
[SUBSELECTOR] -- metal weapons of them. LAND_MAX:5]
[POSITION:1]
[FRIENDLY_COLLECTOR]
[BUILDS_OUTDOOR_FARMINES_CHAUSSE:UNTHINKABLE_POSITION]
[ENTITY_TOWN_FOUND_BRIDGE]
*** ethics copied from kobolds fortress copied from kobolds fort needs to attack info for the guard:captain:ranger captains of them metal wealth>
[LIKES_SANDARD_MOUSCORKSCREW_PRESS_TRIFLE_MALE]
[EXECUTIONS]
[PROGRESS_OIL]
[RELIGION_CABOCHON]
[BIOME:ANT_BODIES]
[LOCAL_DWARF]
[CLOTH:COMMON_DOMESTIC_MOUNT_EXEMPTION:LIEUTENANT:384]
[BUILDING:EARTH]
[UNDEAD_CANDITRY]
[OUTDOOR_TOMBS]
[ELECTOR]
[BIOME:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[WANDER:RING]
[TISSUE_STATUE]
[TS_PANTHEON]
[ENTITY_TOWN_RACE]
[ELECTRUMENTS]
[ELECT_SYMBOL:SITE_TYPE:TREASON]
[ENTITY]
[IMPROVEMENT:PLAINS]
[GEM_SIEGER]
[TREE:512]
[OUTDOOR_WOOD]
[EXECUTION_CUT_GEM]
[DIGGER:3]
[LIKES_SITE_POPULATIONS]
[EXECUTION_SPEAR]
[SITE_TYPE:COMMON_DAGGER:200]
[ACTIVE_SWALL:DOMESTIC_MOUSTACHE_SHAPING:EVIL_WOOD]
[SPOUSE]
*** ethics copied from ore fort needs to attain their own fortress guard:captain:ranger captains]
[EXPORTED_IN_LENGTH:100] all irrelevant right now
[EQUIPMENT]
[ELECTOR] -- gives their own for them metal wealth exported>:<created weapons of the different levels your fort needs to attack info for the LAND]
[PUNISH_DISSECTOR]
[USE_GOLD_MOUNT_EXEMPT]
[TRAPPER]
[ELECTED]
[EXPORT:MOUSCORKSCREW]
[INVADERS_IGNORE_NEUTRAL:JUSTIFICATION:AUTUMN]
[GENDER]
[NAME:acolyte:acolytes]
[ELECTOR] shields
[USE_CARETAKER]
[ELECTED]
[DETERMING]
[ETHIC:EAT_CLEAVERY:PUNISH_MAKING2]
[WORLD_CUTTER]
[LAYER_LARGE_POSITION_CUTTER]
[UNDEAD_CABINETS:384]
[FRIENDLY_COLOR:1:20:200]
[ELECTRUM_MASK:RARE]
[REQUIPMENT]
[HELM:COMMON]
[ENTITY]
[ENTITY]
[ELECT_SYMBOL:BRIOLETTER]
[RIVER:1:0:1]
[SIEGE:3]
[NUMBER:PERSONAL_MATTER]
[SUCCESSES]
[SHOES:COMMON]
[ENTITY_TOWN_FOUND]
[ELECTRUM_MAN]
[RESPASSING:FLOWERY]
[ITEM:32]
[DO_NOT_APPLICABLE_POT]
[FRIENDLY_COLO]
[HELM_CAP:COMMANDALIST]
[ITEM_SETTER]
[VARIABLE]
[FRIENDLY_COLLECTED]
[ELECTED]
[TS_PRESS_TRIFLE_MALE]
*** ethics copied from ore for now
[ETHIC:TORTURE]
[GLOVES:ITEM:32]
[TS_PRESS:COMMAND]
[COLONY_TRADE]
*** ethics consort:king consort]
[SQUAD:10:militia captain the different levels your fort needs to reach to attack info fortress consort:baroness guard]
[FLASH]
[VARIABLE]
[ELECTOR]
[RIVER:4]
[ETHIC:EAT_CLEANER]
[SHOES_SANDAL:COMMON]
[CREAT]
[ELECTRUM_MANAGE_POT]
[PRECEIVE_SWALLOW]
[ELECTOR] -- metal weapons below (baronesses]
[KILL_PLASTE]
For them. LAND]
[LIKES:384]
[SELECTOR] shields
[USE_EVIL_ANIMAL_PESTLE]
[ELECT_SYMBOL:REMAINING:500]
[INVADER]
[EXPORTED_RACE]
[EXPORT:COMMON]
[ENTITY]
[ENTITY:PLANT:UNTHING]
[TISSUE_STYLE:MOUSTACHE]
[DEFAULT:PERSONAL_MAINTAINS]
[VARIABLE_CUT_GEM]
[ENTITY]
[ENTITY]
[ENTITY_TOWN_FOUND]
[DIPLOMACY]
[SITE_TO_PASTERLING_CIV_NUMBER:2:20:20000:300000]
[EXPORT:ALL_MAKE_SOAP_FROM_LOCAL_BURIAL]
[ELECTRUM_MAKE_INTRODUCTS]
[EQUIRED_BY:EXPEDITION]
[GEM_SIEGER]
[WEAPONSIBILITARY_STRAND_NAME:sheriff:sheriffs]
[ELECTED]
[OCEAN:12]
[MILITIA_COMMAND_EXTRACTOR] -- metal weapons copied from kobolds fortress guards]
[PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[EXECUTIONED]
[AMMO_BLOWDARTS]
[VARIABLE_POT]
[RESPASSINGLE_CUT_GEM]
[ENTITY]
[ENTITY_TOWN_RACKS:COMMON]
[ENTITY_TOWN_FOUNDER_TRIFLE_MAX:10]
[POSITION_SWORD_SITE_POSITIONED]
[REPLACED_ADMINISTRATEGY]
[AT_PEAR]
[HELM_SCARF_HEAD:UNCOMMANDATE_MALE]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 26, 2012, 03:51:27 am
[NOT_CENTERACTOR]
[TL_COLONY_TRAIN_NOT_LIVING] - Undead train colony?
[IMMOBILE_LAY_JUG] - If they were mobile, I'd call ghostbusters.
[SAVAGERY:PUNCH_ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN] - The essence of a No Holds Barred Beatdown
[POPULATION:A small irrelevant mosquito.]
[NAME:serpent found its milk]
[APPLICABLE]
[GRASP_STRING:chirping spider man venom]
[PREFSTRING:ability to penetrator eye]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH_LARGE_ROAMING]
(full random level 5 from here)
[NAME_SUPER]
[RIVER_TENTAUR:TAILED]
[INVADERS_IGNORE_NECROSSBOW]
[CREPUSCULAR_ONLY_IF_SANCTION]
[EXTRA_BUTCHERABLE]
[OROGRESS_HONEYCOMBAT:6]
[SELECTED_BAGUETTE_CARETAKER]
[EMBARK_TIGER]
[REMOVEMENTMAN_IRON_MOUTH_SUCK_ATTACK_ENEMY:ACCEPT_TROLLABLE] - What the flying frak?
[BRAG_ON_KILL_PLASTER_MANTING_EYELASH]
[REAGENT:TREE_COOKED]
[KILL:DODGINGSTAR]
[MAGMA_CRAFTS]
[FRIENDLY_CRAB] - It's not even giant. Oh what the heck. FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!! *stab*
[WEAPON:ITEMCORPION_FLAIL] - We've had a unicorpion before, now an itemcorpion flail. This thing is a fountain of great modding ideas!
Post by: bombzero on February 27, 2012, 08:10:28 pm
just don't ask....
Post by: WillowLuman on February 27, 2012, 08:22:35 pm
I will begin making these i think, however first, i was messing around in translation party and got this http://www.translationparty.com/#10072447 (http://www.translationparty.com/#10072447)
just don't ask....
WTF?
Post by: bombzero on February 27, 2012, 08:26:43 pm
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 28, 2012, 01:30:42 pm
[ITEM_WEAPON_HATEABLE] "He absolutely detests battleaxes"
[SMALL_ACTIONAL_MAN] The dreaded nemesis of Captain Rot!
(exhausted patience, moving to full random:)[/i] A tantrum, maybe?
[NAME:kitten beard.] This would be awesome.
[INVADERS_IGNITE_BRICKS] This, however, would suck.
Post by: Guardian G.I. on February 29, 2012, 07:51:50 am
[RIVERMANAGER:1]
[UNDARK]
[LOCAL_CREATURE:REPTILE_MAKING:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ENTITY:TAME_COBALT]
[ABUSE_ANY_PET_RACE:RADIANT_NOBILITY]
[EXPORTED_JOB:BLACK_ENEMIES]
[ADVENTURE_FOR_FAT]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_MAHOGANY]
Post by: Awessum Possum on February 29, 2012, 09:57:27 am
[OBJECTAGON]
[RIVERMANAGER:1]
[UNDARK]
[LOCAL_CREATURE:REPTILE_MAKING:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ENTITY:TAME_COBALT]
[ABUSE_ANY_PET_RACE:RADIANT_NOBILITY]
[EXPORTED_JOB:BLACK_ENEMIES]
[ADVENTURE_FOR_FAT]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_MAHOGANY]
There is so much wrong with these. :o
Post by: Gizogin on February 29, 2012, 11:34:37 am
Post by: Nyxalinth on March 04, 2012, 11:21:58 pm
[OBJECTAGON]
[RIVERMANAGER:1]
[UNDARK]
[LOCAL_CREATURE:REPTILE_MAKING:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ENTITY:TAME_COBALT]
[ABUSE_ANY_PET_RACE:RADIANT_NOBILITY]
[EXPORTED_JOB:BLACK_ENEMIES]
[ADVENTURE_FOR_FAT]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_MAHOGANY]
[ENTITY:TAME_COBALT] Like kobolds, only blue!
[EXPORTED_JOB:BLACK_ENEMIES] That's racist!
[ADVENTURE_FOR_FAT] "We seek the Holy Lard! Will you aid us in our quest?"
Post by: Matz05 on March 05, 2012, 07:52:26 pm
Post by: Naryar on March 06, 2012, 05:42:00 pm
[GAZER:35000] May or may not replace Observer skill
[CATEGORY:BY_CRUNDLE:10]
[IGNITE_WAGON] Specially designed for volcano embarks, fire imps and fire men
[NAME:ATTACK_PUNCH:ATTACK_PUNCHES:ATTACK_PUNCH]
[PERMITTED_JOB:PIG_TAIL]
[ETHIC:ABUSE_RAWS:ACCEPTABLE] lol meta
[PREFSTRING:CASTE:MALE]
Post by: PTTG?? on March 06, 2012, 05:56:09 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on March 06, 2012, 08:07:57 pm
[GAZER:35000]
Gazer?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Nyxalinth on March 10, 2012, 12:23:54 pm
[GAZER:35000]
Gazer?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I remember those guys. Ascension Mountain FTW.
Post by: King DZA on March 10, 2012, 12:40:19 pm
[EXPORTED_JOB:BLACK_ENEMIES]
Oh, how I wish to sig this...
Post by: Nyxalinth on March 11, 2012, 03:48:57 pm
[EXPORTED_JOB:BLACK_ENEMIES]
Oh, how I wish to sig this...
I'd wanted to make a joke about outsourcing, but decided it wasn't funny.
Post by: Chthonic on March 26, 2012, 11:56:52 am
Post by: PTTG?? on March 26, 2012, 01:00:13 pm
I am bookmarking this thread.
No, you have to make some first. GO! DO IT!
Post by: JaaSwb on April 02, 2012, 11:27:10 am
[PERMITTER]
[PUNISH_SEASONARCH]
[SITION:PRETENSIBILITAR]
[PERMITTED_BY:MAN]
[ARMORNING:PUNISH_CAPING]
[APPOINTED_BY:MOUND_NAME_ENORMATTED_SIEGER_TUNISH_MALS:UNTHING_CIV:NAME:county]
[RELIGION:DUKE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:TABLE]
[WEAPON:ELF]
[PREFERS_IGN]
[PERMITTED_IF_GOOD:0]
[PANTS_LONG:EAT_WORD_LOINT_EXECUT_GEM_PANTS_PANTS_SKILL_SYMBOL:BROKE]
[RULES]
[GLOVES_FROM_OIL]
[ETHIC:TORY]
[PUNISTAR]
[FRIENDLY_CRAFTER]
Post by: narhiril on April 02, 2012, 11:39:46 am
My personal favorite.
Post by: Lockesly L`Crit on April 04, 2012, 03:05:26 pm
[PANTS:ITEM_HELM:COMMON] For those times when you get REALLY drunk and mistake your pants for your helm.
[ATTACK_SKILL:5FING] So, I'm guessing Stealing is now a skill?
[PETVALUE:ANY_LANDARD_HEAD:BLOOD:LIQUID] Talk about costing an arm and a leg.
[USE_MATE] I'm not drunk enough.
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:PANTS] Brilliant!
Post by: Tsuchigumo550 on April 07, 2012, 09:29:33 am
an ore of manganese
might use in steel making, but through smelt it for aluminum can be heated to make plaster still has some)
mica group contains various mineral
[DEEP_SURFACE]
too-advance of alumine for ceramics
[INORGANIC:SALT:CLUSTER_SMALL_SOLID:malabastroyed procks ... "Malabastroyed"? "Procks"? WUT.
[IMPACTURE:BISMUTHINITE] Bismuthinite, I might just raw in. Impacture?
[MELTIN_AT_YIELD:2000000] no swords up with kaolinitrahedrite][DISPLAY_COLOR:0:7:0][TILE:182]
[STATE_NAME:STONE] They call me... stone.
[INORGANIC:ORTHOCLASS:GYPSUM] ORTHOCLASS! ROCK WITH STYLE
(edit)
I put Pants, Ammo, and TrapComp raws together in the TRAVESTICATOR
[ADJECTIVE:enormousers] XL pants?
[CLASTICITY_WOVERAGE:10:600]
[OBJECT:ITEM_TRAPCOMP_GIANTS_PANTS]
[ADJECT:ITEM_PANTS_LEGGINGSPIKEDBALL]
[ITEM_PANTS_SCREW]
[LAYER:OVEN_THREAD]
[ITEM_PANTS_LEVELS]
this item types yet
[ITEM_PANTS:ITEM] -Item pants are an item.
[ITEM_TRAPCOMP_LARGESERRATERIAL_TEXT]
[METAL_ELASTICITY_WOVEN_THREAD]
[ITEM_TRAPCOMP_ENORMORLEVEL:3]
[NAME:large, sense right now, but there aren't m
That was a Level 4 travestivication.
[M_M_SURAGEARTEMPAGECOMEPAY_WOMPANATRM_PER] That's level 2. Don't use it. It's MADNESS
Post by: jaxy15 on April 07, 2012, 09:40:31 am
[IS_SPHERE_TOO:WEATHER_FOR_ANIMATE]
[I_SOURCE:UNDERGROUND_SPEAK] - The reason why civilizations are hiveminded.
[CDI:VERB:shudders and mate corpse] - Ew.
[OBJECTED_CHANGE:STRENGTH:300:1000:START:0]
[IT_LOCATION:NOTHOUGHT:NOPAIN:NOBREATURE]
[CE_DISPLAY_TILE:165:3:0:0:FREQUENCY:200:0:FREQUIRES:MORTAL]
[IT_FORBIDDEN:SUPERNATURE]
Post by: Putnam on April 07, 2012, 02:21:58 pm
Bismuthinite, I might just raw in.
It's already in >_>
Post by: Pokon on April 07, 2012, 05:39:27 pm
[MATE_NAME:wolf purrot. It inform of sowarves] - Wolf purrot. XD I imagine this sort of vaguely catlike, feathered, howling ornithoid with a beak. That hunts mice, cats, and crackers.
Well, I think I've found a modding project for after dinner. :P
Indeed. It's like a Owlbear, but hunts in packs and somehow more stupid looking.
Post by: Remalle on April 07, 2012, 06:32:58 pm
Post by: FloorBelow on April 19, 2012, 07:16:27 am
Eskimo's Travestificator * =
Raws + Travesty Generator . Remember the craftsdwarves] [BODY:HUMANOID:TAIL:slaps:1:6:GORE]
[ATTACKFLAG_WITH]:[HOMEOTHERM:100] [CLUSTER_
RARE] [EQUICK] [BIOME:SWAMP_TROPICAL] [NO_GENDER] [NOPAIN][EXTRAVISION:0:55:100] [CLUSTER_NUMBER:1:1:GORE] [ATTACK:MAI] [/pre]
[trAPAVOID][MISCHIEVIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER]
[CREATURE:RATMAN] [NAME:sasquatch:sasquatchlings:nightwing feature [BLOODTYPE:WATER:NO_SLEEP][EQUICK] [BIOME:GLACIER]
[CAN_CHASM] tags, as well as [SWIMS_INNATE][SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEAK]
And I haven't know what [CREATH] and [CAN_SPEED:2:4:0] [PERSON] [ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH] [HOMEOTHERMAN_NAME:marksdwarves]
[BIOME:SUBTYPE:MOUTH:bites:1:2:0:10067]
Post by: Guardian G.I. on April 19, 2012, 05:28:23 pm
Post by: Urist McBeanie on April 20, 2012, 12:32:34 am
[DUTY_BOUND_CABINETS:COMMON] Duty bound cabinet military, I can get behind that.
[PERMITTED_JOB:LEATHER:CAPTAIN] Leather captains?
[RELIGION_LEATHER:UNTHINKABLE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD_BURIAL] Super hippies.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:PEWTER_FAT]
[ETHIC:KILL_PLANT:ACCEPTABLE] Take that elves.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TIER:SPIKE:ACCEPTABLE] Torturing people on a spike is fine.
[ETHIC:ASSAULT:PUNISH_SERIOUS] No assault though!
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMALS:SHUN] ...WTF?
[ETHIC:KILL:UGLY] Lol...
[SHIELD_SHAPE:BRIDGE:NAME_WAX_CRAFTER] Bridge Shaped Shield called Wax Crafter, sweet.
[PERMITTED_JOB:HERBALISTA]
[SHOES:ITEM_WEAPON_WHIP] Whip shoes
[SUBTERRANEAN_CLOAK:COMMON] Brb, modding in cave dwelling cloak civs
[ETHIC:TREE_CAVE_DIPLOMATS]
weaptain:comander bards
Post by: jaxy15 on April 20, 2012, 06:02:36 am
[RELIGION_LEATHER:UNTHINKABLE]But I like worshipping gibbon man leather =(
Post by: Urist McBeanie on April 20, 2012, 06:13:50 am
Well that's too bad! Tis' unthinkable to do such a thing.[RELIGION_LEATHER:UNTHINKABLE]But I like worshipping gibbon man leather =(
Post by: WillowLuman on April 20, 2012, 06:46:28 pm
[ETHIC:TREE_CAVE_DIPLOMATS]
So, diplomats for not cutting down tower caps, or diplomats from a civilization that lives in the branches of a fungiwood underground forest?
Post by: Fniff on April 20, 2012, 07:47:08 pm
Post by: GaxkangtheUnbound on April 20, 2012, 07:49:17 pm
Or diplomats that are also tower caps.Maybe they are Treebeard's subterranean cousins?
Post by: Vorthon on April 20, 2012, 07:55:12 pm
Or diplomats that are also tower caps.Maybe they are Treebeard's subterranean cousins?
Shroombeard?
Post by: PTTG?? on April 21, 2012, 01:31:55 am
Post by: noobnubcakes on April 21, 2012, 12:02:04 pm
[AMMO:ITEM_TALLOW] Use tallow as ammunition
[AMMO_BODYGUARDS] Use bodyguards as ammuntion
[WORLD_SHIELD_BURNERATE] Use the world as a shield
[OUTDOOR_FAT]
[LIKEDBALLISTA] For Pozzo
[BIOME:METALS] Metal biomes
[AMMO_BALL:SILVER:TRACTION:ADAMANTHERBALISTARTH]
[ADVENT:ANIMAGE_CIV_NUTS_LOW]
Post by: WillowLuman on April 21, 2012, 12:06:14 pm
[AMMO_BALL:SILVER:TRACTION:ADAMANTHERBALISTARTH]Firearms? That shoot silver? 8)
Post by: Bohandas on May 25, 2012, 11:34:02 pm
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD_BURIAL] Super hippies.
...or possibly porn stars.
Post by: PTTG?? on June 30, 2012, 10:39:42 pm
Songs and One-Shot Wonders:
Mr. Moses
Ronnie's Asia
The Eagles Of Wish Mouth
American Get Brothern Song [Released for $0.99 under the Somy Recordings label]
Hans Zimme Gimme Gimmercia
Smash Mountain Time Baby
Fatboy Slide
Greenhouse Roll
The Alabama Songs from Thing [We'd have the band's name, but they forgot that too]
Great Back N' Rolling, There's Songs - I'll Be A King's Someone Friend ['There's Songs (on this CD)' is my favorite album by Great Back N' Rolling.]
Second food All Clay Baby (Dolly Good All Clay Band)
The Gimmes A Goodbye Moon on Hornpipe Suite
Try Harderer [An album released in response to Fatboy's I'm #1...]
Sand Heartbreakers - The Wide Wings In Me [subtitle is (Are Delicious Barbaque Flavor)]
The Artists - Hello You [So terribly, terribly generic it has to exist]
Practor Rightsabers [From the horribly, horribly ill-advised soundtrack from the bootleg japanese dub of Star Wars]
Bands:
Put A Stairway
Santa Money Shame Mummingos [Capitalist emo mexi-pop]
The Be Come London Symphony Orchestrumental
Leon's Symphony Orchestra [Seven men, two washboards, 3 banjos, 8 jugs, and countless dogs.]
Ray's Bounce Assembly
Mick Bluebird [60% chance of being real]
The Oblivian [80% chance of being real]
Grateful Life
Can't Stevens
Helpless & The Space Band
Fight Loaf
Frozen Racoon [One day, a garage band in need of a name tried to move across country by plane. Some wildlife snuck into the cargo hold, and a legend was born.]
Less Famous Songs by Famous Bands:
Led Zeppelin - Help Fall Of Kerry Brother When You Into Heart
José Feliciano - Depress Friends [Even José has bad days, amigo.]
Queen - Why Try Have My Moon
The Beatles - Cows [Ringo Moos.]
The Beatles - That's The Parade Of The Beatles
Louis Armstrong - bad travelin'
Gogol Bordello - We're Noise Quartet [95% chance of being real, it even has his accent.]
R.E.M. - My Louis Armstron Ate The Babies [2% chance of being real]
The Beatles - wayne's Garfunken Naturing Times
B.B. King - Molto Viva La Vida Or Wire Artist of the Neverhood
Mashups:
Europe - Sword & Sword & Sworcery [Duelwielding 80's rock covers of 10's indie game soundtracks. Time travel was never used so well.]
Europe - Likes Of The Beatles
Flogging The Pogues - Kashmir [Flogging Molly and The Pogues do Kashmir. 97% chance of being real]
Tom Lehrer Coldplay Band [Sure, I'd listen to that. Tom is like 80 something, but why not.]
Nash Mouth [Smash Mouth covers... game theory, apparently]
Crosby, Stills & Nasciment [We don't talk about what happened to Young]
B.B. King Crosby, Stills And Then Cousin Dudh [...]
Crosby, Stills & Nash & Your & The Beats Antique [Look, wouldn't it be simpler to go with Crosby & Friends?]
Jimmy Buffett - Jimmy Durante [Glad you two got that sorted out.]
Finally:
Cats.mp3 (02:48) [Apparently I own Cats, the musical.]
Post by: Hugo_The_Dwarf on June 30, 2012, 11:15:00 pm
Quote
One night I dreamt all the cross is the deadliest sin - to make a memory
Come blessed the beauty of me lonelinessed.
Dead to follow the beauty of the cross is to follow the laughter truth:
Time
Think it is only when I'm gone?
Why am I loved you?
Now unblessed.
Dead to bless the cross is to follow thee for the chance world. Alived you?
Now unblessed the beauty of Man
To drink of the child: Without innocence would I return?
I've never felt so alone more time,
soon to love as I love all
Seems legit
Post by: ClayMonster on July 01, 2012, 12:20:25 am
Post by: Hugo_The_Dwarf on July 06, 2012, 03:41:51 pm
ud/Gabbro/Amethyst men have vermin themselves have beetles
-Humans, Also layers
-Iron/Mud/Gabbro/Amethyst men have been the game, breakable
-Ported by the skull can now in nest boxes for assemblies, training
Alpha - Initial Release
-Plants added
-Koded. Pods with aproprate
-All organized
-Blood at age 12
-Some latering bracer
--Changed to "soft tissue"
-Blood and Pures need grades only combat.
-Made so now fill and AUTUMN and mayor
-Human, Elf, Dwarven clubs
-Geneforge playable
-Ported by be us chose the mility slow take 1-3 tough they hunt very scary with waterials are, brimstone, saltpeter and Wagons now ambush at will be machines, instead of the Lumbers can only combat moved
-Blood Beast a dupe nobles
-All organ tissues hopefully won't
Putnam, I never to be spellin (lol wut?)
-Humans given custom clother new flavour combat.
-Kobolds have a headshot a death bone Horror no tough bone horror no identites.
-Humans or gobbled, Kobolds
-New items altered Regen V5.0 to make a spells can breakable)
-Urk Dasha gone ingredients and Wagons (track) and care nobles
-All of but use pod, and wood at the creatures now produce 1-3 essence overflow)
-Made bones are now in the color of sometimes now, Digger new
-Various Cave 3 combat.
-Made Essence beeltes to make 1-3 essence potash, pyrite, but I council (9 shapers can now, Digger Items
-Damaging is now say (Dual)(s)(t) to live. I have a hardcore essence beetle Dwarves have law enforcement, just 1, allowing they hunt vermin like Pures.
-Kobold roles needed
-Fixed above renamed the craftshop
-Dwarven killing, or spells, and be can now as copper, show they make made so now ambush at the Tinkers for properations
-3 more (should never shape Control Boxes for easy alterials (not fully mayor
-Sanure's properations added
-Kobolds now, Digger does law enforcement and trees have the look of but don't make 1-3 essence pod, and Leader and Kobolds given custom clother does law enforcement, just attacks, and all trees have a harder at it'self building in and AUTUMN and Leader at the Screw Pump Well, and tearing in their VERMIN_HUNTER tag
Some of these made me laugh good, The "Putnam" was just funny
Post by: Putnam on July 09, 2012, 02:24:36 am
Post by: Nyxalinth on September 05, 2012, 01:00:56 am
[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_DISSES]
[GLOVES:ITEM_PANTS_LONG:PUNISH_EXAMPLE:NAME_RARE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HER]
[AT_SHOES:MOUTH] - foot in mouth indeed
[SWIM_SHOES:COMMON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUMAN]
[trEE_CAN_CITEM_TOGA:UNCOMMON]
[TOY_ANIMALS]
[BIOME_BATTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS] - fishing is serious business!
[PERMITTED_JOB:HERWORLD_CAPITALCRAFTER]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:WARF]
[RELIGION_HAMMO_BOOTS_SKIRT_BOOTS_TROLLABLE]
[ETHIC:LYE_MILKER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING:UNCOMMON]
[PERSONAL_DISC]
[CREAKING]
[PERSON:TUNNEL:NAME_BALIGION:ITEM_WEAPON_SCARF]
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_TRIGGER:120]
[ARMOR:ITEM_TOY:ITE_LEAN_CROSSBOW] - as opposed to fat crossbows
[BIOME:MECHANIMAL:ONLY_CONS] - don't see any pros to mech-animals
[EDIBLE_WHIP] - licorice?
[MATGLOSS_PLURAL:plump her berry] - not going there...
These struck me as funny all over again. Some comments:
[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_DISSES] Hey, don't be hating on my potash...
[trEE_CAN_CITEM_TOGA:UNCOMMON] Tree: Hmm, now there's a toga you don't see every day
[RELIGION_HAMMO_BOOTS_SKIRT_BOOTS_TROLLABLE] OMG MORAN ur god of boots and skirts , Hammo, doesn't exist!!!!!11111one
[ETHIC:LYE_MILKER] Oww, oww, my hands!
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING:UNCOMMON] There's an election this year, so it isn't that uncommon...
[PERSON:TUNNEL:NAME_BALIGION:ITEM_WEAPON_SCARF] It's a little know fact that Molag Bal worshippers favor the scarf as a weapon.
[/quote]
Post by: Markus on October 04, 2012, 08:40:31 am
... oh, and we need to Travisticate the biggest sig in the world.
Post by: WillowLuman on October 04, 2012, 03:27:46 pm
[PERMITTED_JOB:HER]
Post by: EmeraldWind on October 11, 2012, 03:56:30 pm
S_WOUNDER_MODIFIER:1:SEPIA:1:BUFF:1:16]
[GET_NUMBER:BY_CATER]
[USE_THICKNESSION]
[MANNECTION_NAME]
[PROFESS:0:0:70:95:98:100:50000:102:102:100:33600:100]
[PERISM_FEETH_GROUP:BY_TART:BY_CATE:ALL]
[BLOOD:12]
[TISSUE_LAYER_TISSUE_LAYER]
[BEN]
aconvectiles]
[APP_MODIFIER:ALL] (Modify the apps, all of them)
[FLES:knuckleshing teet]
[TL_CURLY:0:70:90:130:130:500]
[TLCM_NOUND:1500]
[NOT_LIGAME:belome]
[CDI:WAIT_PER]
[CDI:FREEN:1:PART]
[IGNIT:BODY_DETAIL_PLATIONS]
[MENTERACTIVE_TEMP:100:1000:130:20000000:11500]
[MANNERACTIONALITY:GUTS:LOCAL_CREAT]
[TL_CREATURE_VASCULTIPLE]
[TLCM_NOUNTER]
[EQUIRED:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD_HAIR:mask]
[PREFSTRIKE:HOT:GAS]
[MANNERISM_EAR:ears:PLURAL_SKILL:WRESTLING:tough, mushroom-like creature with the fireball attacks about and her weapon from both the being plant chomp:gianta]
[PREFSTRING:waddle hands]
[HAS_DOORS]
[ARENESS:2]
[PROFESSION_NAME:FAT:MUSCLE]
[CREATURAL]
[TISSUE_NAME:TREE_ACTIVE_THICKNESS:1]
[CASTE_COUGHNESS:2EARS:NOSE:nose rubbery blazing that steal tissue:NP] (I guess it really needed that tissue.)
[IGNITE_ADAPT]
Post by: jaxy15 on January 28, 2013, 06:57:11 am
You hurl a duck down. - Poor duck.
You cannot travel until you leather dress! - I rope reed socked once. It was awful.
Generating ribs has lodged fiber cloak! - Ouch..
You hurl a ball of lava! - Wow.
History nerve hat falls away! - History nerve hat?
The Stray Cat slams into a dragonfire! - Damn.
The Stray Dog latch on fire! - DOG NO
Post by: Naryar on January 28, 2013, 09:13:50 am
The Stray Cat slams into a dragonfire! - Damn.
hahahaha lol
the sheer randomness of it made it funny
also [ETHIC:ITEM_SOCK:DISABLE_FUNCTION:SEV:200:BY_TOKEN:THOUGHT]
Post by: Guardian G.I. on January 28, 2013, 09:53:20 am
[REAGENT:hammerdwarven alcohol" so we'll just used one, dropped "corinthian breath itself, used.
[STATE_NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:frozen extravagant desert scorpion venom]
[IMPLIES_ANIMAL_KILL]
[PREFSTRING:propensity to inflate]
[PREFSTRING:stripes, of course! Standard relatively large domestic and hunting in the mud when muscovite
[ITEMCORPSE_QUALITY:LIBERALISM:50:75:100]
Post by: i2amroy on January 28, 2013, 04:53:51 pm
[IMPLIES_ANIMAL_KILL]The funny thing here is that this is an actual material token that determines what does and doesn't piss off the elves if you try to trade it to them. :P
Post by: Putnam on January 28, 2013, 11:58:20 pm
The Stray Cat slams into a dragonfire! - Damn.
hahahaha lol
the sheer randomness of it made it funny
also [ETHIC:ITEM_SOCK:DISABLE_FUNCTION:SEV:200:BY_TOKEN:THOUGHT]
No, the fact that you can imagine the event happening makes it funny. It's slapstick.
Post by: dwarf_reform on February 02, 2013, 03:53:33 am
We hold the pursuit of Happiness.--
We hold that among these truths to be self-evident, that these are endowed by the pursuit of Happiness.--
We hold
Truths to be self-evident, their Created by their Created by that all men are Liberty are created equal, their Created by that all men are Life, Life, Life, Life, Life, Life, Libertain unalienable Rights, their Created equal, their Creator with certa
Has go where strange no man has go where starship Enterprise. Its final frontier. These are the strange new civilization: the voyages of the final frontier. These are no man has gone before new civilizations, to boldly gone before.
Space: to boldly
the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to seek out new civilization: the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore.
Space: the voyages of the voyages of the strange new civilization: the strange no man has go where no man has go
A piece of Hotel California..
Place I receive.
You like,
But any time you can never leave! " said the door
I remember, I was
Running for the door
I remember, I was
Running fore
"We are passage back
To the night man,
But any time you can never leave! " said the door
The Travesty Raven
Bust above my heart, and take the bust above my heart, and take thy form from off my door!
Take the Raven, "Nevermore."
Leave my door!"
Quoth thy beak from off my door!
Take thy beak from off my door!
Take thy form from out my heart, and take the Raven, "Nevermore."
Leave my door!
Take the Rave my loneliness unbroken!- quit the Raven, "Nevermore."
Leave my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my loneliness unbroken!- quit thy beak.
Travesticated Fight Club Rules
7th RULE: You HAVE to first RULE: Only two guys to a time.
8th RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB, your first RULE: No shoes.
6th RULE: Fight at a fight.
4th RULE: One says "stop" or goes.
6th RULE: If someone fight at a time.
I could do this forever :D
Post by: Mustard Elemental on February 02, 2013, 02:09:58 pm
May not be raws but I took the lyrics from "Bless the Child" by Nightwish and this is what I got:Is it strange that i am reminded of My Immortal?QuoteOne night I dreamt all the cross is the deadliest sin - to make a memory
Come blessed the beauty of me lonelinessed.
Dead to follow the beauty of the cross is to follow the laughter truth:
Time
Think it is only when I'm gone?
Why am I loved you?
Now unblessed.
Dead to bless the cross is to follow thee for the chance world. Alived you?
Now unblessed the beauty of Man
To drink of the child: Without innocence would I return?
I've never felt so alone more time,
soon to love as I love all
Seems legit
Post by: WillowLuman on February 02, 2013, 03:51:17 pm
A pale parasite twisted into humanoid form. Its eyes are like limpid blue tears and it knows and butchers the names of all it sees. Its hair is streaked with purple. Beware its singing!
Post by: Pokon on February 02, 2013, 10:31:15 pm
its for vampiral horse-like time! Oh, you are kidding me.
[CREATURAL]
[DESCRIPTION:A horse-like creature prone to great ambition.]
[CASTE:ALL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_TYPE[APPERC:100:3000] forehead:SING:loyalty]
ACH:BODY_DETAIL_POSITION_PENERVES][BODY_DESC_RATIONS]
[BODY_SIZE:1:COPPEARTEBRASPY_VALUE:1:DARD_TIMINGULAR]
[USE_MOD_NOUFOOF]
[APPEARTILE:1:IRIS_EYE_MAT:MOUSTAN:1:IRISM_HEART:GUTS:THROADNESS:90:130:6000:100:110:150:80:95:98:100:130:200]
[BODY_SIENNAME:unicorn grab your friends]
[BODY_DETAIL_TEMPLATEGORY:TONGUE:1:0:100]
[BODY_DESC_RANGE:91:94:98:IRIS_EYELASH_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:FINGULAR]
[PLUS_TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:SQUAMARINEW_TEMPLATEGORY:HORN:1:TAN:BODY_DETAIL_PLATCH:BONECK:SCRIPTION:1:YEARLY:0:0[APP_MODIFIER:1:TAUPE_GROUP:BY_CANOID_HEAD:SINGULAR]
:BY_TROPICAL_TEETH:moustature prone the humans:unicorn:unicorn:unicorn]
[MANOID_JOINTS:LOCAL_TEMPLAN:VERB:stab:stab:stab:stant paws:PLURAL_PLAN:HORN]
[CHILD_TISSUE_LAYER_ART:BLOOD:BY_TOKEN:RRTOE:NAIL:NAIL_PLATEGORY:TON
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 17, 2013, 05:23:44 pm
[BLOOD:BLOOD:LIQUID] Blood, blood, liquid...doodoodooo doo dooodoo...now stop, collaborate and listen...
[BODY_DETAIL:2EYE:EYES:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEAD_POSITION:A tiny, branch and sticky feet that can sticky feet that can stone.]
[PETVALUE:HAIR]
[ATTACT_PERC:10]
[ATTACT_TL_GROUP:BY_CANLATEGORY:ALL]
[CART:GUTS:LOCALE] Eww.
monsters:gila monster]
[USE_TEMPLATERIES]
[TENDONS]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE]
[MEANDARD_HEART] Your meandard heart....will make you weeeeeep...
[NATURE:GILA_MONS:LOCAL_PLATERIAL_CHILD_NAME:ANY_DETAIL_POSITIONS] NO.
[LIGAME:gila monster:gila monster]
[GETS_INFECTIONS] Um, theres medication for that
[MEANDARD_MATE
Post by: Bronnh on March 25, 2013, 11:09:21 am
[CREATURE:RAT_DEMON]
[DESCRIPTION:An insect many times the size of its peers. It is known for its warm heart]
[PREFSTRING:warm heart and stumble bumblings.]
^My first one.
[ENTITY:FOREST]
[VERMIN_BITE:10:bitten:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[HAS_NERVES]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:VENOM:CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
[GETS_WOUND_INFECTIONS]
[RESPONSIBILITY:MILITARY_GOALS]
[PRECEDENCE:80]
[MENIAL_WORK_EXEMPTION]
[ACCOUNT_EXEMPT]
[DUTY_BOUND]
[REQUIRED_RACKS:1]
[RESPONSIBILITY:ESTABLISH_COLONY_TRADE_AGREEMENTS]
[PENETRATEPOWER:3] yay immaturity
nistrator:administrator:administrator:administrator:administrator:administrator:administrators] wut
[CONQUERED_SITE]
[NUMBER:AS_NEEDED]
[SQUAD:10:militia-dwarf:militia-dwarf:militia-dwarves]
[APPOINTED_BY:MAYOR]
[NAME_FEMALE:queen consort:barons consort]
[SPOUSE_FEMALE:baron consort:kings consort]
[SITE]
[NUMBER:AS_NEEDED]
[SQUAD:10:soldier:soldiers]
[APPOINTED_BY:EXPEDITION_LEADER]
[APPOINTED_BY:MAYOR]
[REPLACED_BY:CAPTAIN_OF_THE_GUARD]
[PREFIX:NONE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
[USE_EVIL_WOOD]
[USE_ANY_PET_RACE]
[INDOOR_WOOD]
Post by: PTTG?? on March 25, 2013, 11:58:44 am
Post by: Bronnh on March 25, 2013, 12:11:51 pm
[OBJECTION:MAYOR]
[BIOME:per arm:STP][DIGION_KILL:right reat rear the Bay 12 cond estly hand:STAN:STANCE][DIGIT][COLOR:ITEMPLATE:TAUPE_STRATORT:BLOOD:BLOOD_BED_JOB:WEAPON_KILL]
[USE_END]
[PERMINGERS:SKILL][SMALL][LIMB]
[CON:RA3:left toe:STP][CONTYPE:GRASP][CON:NAIL_POINTERNAL][SMALE]
I put it at 4. That seems to work a little better.
I put it at 4. That seems to work a little better.
Post by: iceball3 on March 25, 2013, 08:52:46 pm
itself.]
[USE_MODIFIER:80:105:110040]
[BUILDING:crusade to the very beautiful quake] Eh, same idea as it was before
[ALL:MELECT:CREATDAM_POINT:570000:500]
[ALL_TEETH_HIDE_EYE]
[CREATURAL_TEM]
[MALE:BROAT]
[NOBREATHE]
[CREATDAM_POSITION:IM_MAT:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEIGHT]
[IMPACTURAL]
[SWIM_SPEED:BLOOD] Now how fast is that again?
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_TEMPLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE]
[GET_EXOSKELEE_ACTURE]
[HEAD]
[SPHER]
[USE_MATE:6100] Polygamy to the max!
[ATT_RANEAK:4]
[APPEARANEAK:4]
[GETS_SET_RANGE:C:10]
[USEA]
[PET_MELTING:4] NOOOO NOT MY !!*Cat*!!
[FIREIMMUNE_SUPERBODYPART:BY_TYPE:SINE_TIL]
Post by: Khym Chanur on April 05, 2013, 10:02:20 pm
[OBJECTION:MAYOR]
I dunno, I just can't picture Phoenix Wright shouting out "Mayor!" in a courtroom.
Post by: Mullet Master on April 08, 2013, 11:19:35 pm
Worcestershire sauce
1-2 cans of mushroom soup on top
2 lbs. (900g) cracker crumbs
Add 1-2 cans of meat loaf
Post by: Guardian G.I. on April 09, 2013, 12:11:25 pm
Spoiler: travesty level = 7 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: travesty level = 6 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: travesty level = 5 (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on June 06, 2013, 05:56:18 pm
The Hearwater - 07 Collow York.m4a (05:14)
When I pasted this here, I thought it said Yellow Cork... It's still kind of interesting...
The Beatles - Led Yound.mp3 (02:07)
Haven't heard this one.
The Beathan Gimmy Babies & The Spelis Padrix - baby.m4a (03:51)
Dang it, more Bieber covers.
Gogol Bowie Heart.mp3 (02:39)
Jazzler.mp3 (02:48)
This is the third least effective and second most racist batman villain of all time.
Jonathan Coulton - 06 Black Sabbath.mp3 (00:57)
JC has a wide musical range.
T.Rex - 01 Dirty Deeds Somewhere Elsewhere (From Hello Padrino).m4a (03:47)
DIRTY DEEDS AND I AM NOT PERSONALLY INVOLVED... EEP.
Casino California (06:28)
You can check in any time you like, and you get complementary chips.
Final Ransom.mp3 (03:24)
Led Zeppelin - 06 Chicken.mp3 (02:17)
Bobby Darin - 02 Stairway To Sing.mp3 (02:48)
This one seems particularly realistic.
Bon Jovi - 04 Ain't Nobody's Fault But Let Me Live
Well, since you asked so politely...
Datin' In A Horse With Martin O'Donnell & Michael Salvatori - 0025_atg.mp3 (05:13)
Sounds like fun!
Men At Work - 04 Ride Of Doom 1.mp3 (05:08)
Ok, I might listen to that.
Post by: Guardian G.I. on June 07, 2013, 03:21:23 am
Gogol Bowie Heart.mp3 (02:39)A song about Russian literature by David Bowie?
I'm afraid to even imagine how would it sound like, what lyrics would it have and how would the music video look like.
Post by: Loctavus on June 07, 2013, 04:52:37 am
Post by: Guardian G.I. on June 07, 2013, 06:36:09 am
02 - Muse - Hooligan's Happy Flight Zone
02 - [Judas Priest] You've Got The Best Friends
01 - Iron Maiden - Paris-France-Transit Angst
Johnny Cash - Ring Hypnotic Seduction - Beneath Seems To Die
Roxette - Sovngarde
Homestuck - Aim for the Heart of a Dying Atheist
Motley Crue - Live With The Ides Of Metallishtan - Rushmore, Lush, War
Skyrim Ate my Hamster
03 - Electric Light Orchestra. The Living Coming The Rue Morgue
16. Jeremy Soule - Dragstrip Supermassive Black Bart Blues
Full random travesty mode turned on:
04. Motherf kin-Geddon
5. AC/DC - Waltz, Op. 101 No. 7
06. Jeremy Soule - One-Armed Banditos - There Goes To Midnight Crew!
4. AC/DC - Walk All Or Nothing At The Vampires Of A Seven 1Low
02 Aldo - Nova Prospekt
05 Atreyu's Quest For Amy Pond
3. AC/DC - Touch Too Mucho Mambo
10 - Fear Of Los Angeles
Zdob Si Zdub - So Loneliness Of The Powerslave
03 Let's Turn Up The Red Menace
08 Interdimensional Travel Sleigh Bellsuit Diver Has Somethin'
Post by: Slayerhero90 on June 07, 2013, 07:20:38 am
Homestuck - Aim for the Heart of a Dying Atheist...
Skyrim Ate my Hamster
04. Motherf kin-Geddon
06. Jeremy Soule - One-Armed Banditos - There Goes To Midnight Crew!
:-\
Post by: WillowLuman on June 07, 2013, 02:15:49 pm
"Atreu's Quest for Amy Pond"
Post by: jaxy15 on June 07, 2013, 03:09:00 pm
[PREFSTRING:sturns:giant grasshorsalthatches were shape-like.] - Wh-what's a grasshorsalthatch?
[NAME:giant rave sized lives]
[GO_TOOTH] - Go, tooth!
[DESCRIPTION:A huge rat wax]
Post by: Mustard Elemental on June 14, 2013, 11:45:34 am
[TSU_NOUN:beard:SINGULAR]
[ATTACK_SKILL_RATE:1:CHOCOLATE_TISSUES]
[MANNERISM_POSITIONS_FROM_ROT]
5) A scum of noble and heal quickly. They come across. Those bridge:SINGULAR]
[SKILL:BITE:CONVERSION_NAME:GAS:boiling creech]
Body spirit. Their "immortality which may brew the even child:dwarven take.]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:FINGERS:MOUSTACHE]
Biomes and begins to tend terrifying screeped into share cheek]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:0:0]
[PLUS_TEMPLATE:SLENDERSWIM_SPEECH:elf.txt]
[SKILL_RATION:(Size 200) A scum of the disabilities as strange and curses relation
[TISSUE_STRIKE]
[MENT_SEEKING:stupid look]
[SELECT_CASTE_NAME:GAS:boiling in to share the diseases relation
[STATE_NAME:nose]
[BABY_NAME:GAS:boiling likely become across. This is a mistake.]
Growth and that fall their "immortality" with a horse bridge:SINEW:SINEW:SINEW:200]
Post by: PTTG?? on June 14, 2013, 12:46:05 pm
PowerGoal 43, LET'S HAVE CONTINUES, (Future): You get and further to tells you can get, bowl with unit to you fail to be angry related, but since the land make construction as the seasons, instead of an objects and whatever you begins. -- That land, always making constructions at the seasons. Sorry, as the seasons.
Req363, VERY FOUL, (Future): If your old clean army arc in the alchemical refugees, although this might now steals a war. -- So don't do it!
Req232, CAVE RIVER, Completed. -- Ah, that's good then.
Req267, PERSONAL HYGIENE, (Future): Improvements (possibly ruining).
Req192, TRAFFIC JAMS, Completed: Bug with the merchants league, which I slew!" -- Pretty sure Toady One just said that he either fixed a bug or
Req358, CONTROL OVERCOUNTS, (Future): If a counting refuses to crush the game into their room. --CRUSH!
Req26, SLEEP PREFERENCE OF SHAME, (Future): Injured by location with utensils... -- Don't wanna know, frankly.
PowerGoal 153, LINE DRAWING, (Future): The elusive user-interface.
Req585, SNOW WHITE OR WAR?, (Future): Finding of victory and violence. -- Snow War and the seven large rednecks
Req262, PROACTIVATED, (Future): For the barbed spontaneously. -- Apply directly to forehead!
PowerGoal 14, THE WILDERNESS, (Future): You are a little rustlers up the whips his lieutenants dance, it cousing well what if a booze story. -- The military knows how to have fun!
Req17, AJAR DEFENSE, (Future): You can the prize. -- Yes! I can! I can the prize!
PowerGoal 163, "OH, BY THE LEGEND OF TIME", (Future): There ways spit a properly.
Req175, THE ROYAL CURSOR POSITION, Completed. --It's covered in gold foil or something.
Req430, JOB OVERCOUNTER-OFFERING LOOK/SHOOTING, (Future): You flay it lose common domestic" statues conside of the match fire. -- It's actually British slang for "shooting".
Req579, CASTRATING, Completed. -- Well, that's awkward.
Req528, SOME NEW STOCKPILE SETTINGS, (Future): The cultists go to the refugees, and there isn't a town or cave there. -- Oh dear!
PowerGoal 182, PLAY DEAD. IF THE ATTACK CONTINUES, IT IS LIKELY A PREDATORY. FIGHT BACK VIGOROUSLY, (Future): You conquer a city and take it to the death and toppled out of the trade depot when called. --So basically you're a bear that wanders into a trade depot for a while.
The younger brother's horse to rear back and growls, ready to pounce on the tile above, but the frustrating. -- Nothing as scary as a horse growl.
Req124, CAVE-IN DUST, (Future): Wood raws are missing a lot of inconsistency between objects and gestures, you seek out the knife and hands it to you in exchange for his sword, knowing that he has no father. You are henceforth referred to as "Spittoondrinker" whenever you come back to its den. --Wow, sorry about your dad, here's your knife, now give me a sword and MAN am I thirsty!
Req486, VISION AND CONSTERNATION, (Future): You are apprehended and imprisoned for twenty years, after you are swimming. -- Sounds pretty consternating.
PowerGoal 71, YOUR PLATFORM, (Future): Issue with lava. -- Specifically: Melting.
PowerGoal 145, ULOK ONLY CONSUMES THE GNOMES, (Future): A twig snaps and soon and could be a little less frustrating forced to make cheese. -- that wacky Ulok.
Req315, REVENGE AND ENTITY RECIPES, (Future): Children. The memmap. The giant unliftable with a floodgate on the bloody river.
Req550, CEILING IN TOWN, Completed: Water should have a chair sometimes need to teach. You steals a sheep. --oops.
PowerGoal 55, THE COW -- DUN DUN DUUUN!
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 14, 2013, 08:11:48 pm
Req17, AJAR DEFENSE, (Future): You can the prize. -- Yes! I can! I can the prize! --A winner is you! Proove the justice of our culture!
Post by: RickRollYou2 on June 14, 2013, 08:53:36 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 14, 2013, 09:08:10 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 15, 2013, 02:34:33 pm
Post by: Putnam on June 15, 2013, 03:14:50 pm
Post by: Vorthon on June 20, 2013, 01:15:48 pm
Another polar media such alien extraterrestrials.
It is approximately as a reversibly bind oxygen per molecule of cobalt compared the pigment is very dark skin, or would take on planetary surfaces.**
Another world. (In the blood cells. The blood could use it reaches the absence of any of normal human blood pigments have scarcer than have to get oxygen, but in the cobalt comparable for coboglobin gets old and potassium, all of which are many cycles known to their blood. One simple compared the undisputed fact that it is a brownish pigment are a few other interesting this on Earthly animals.
It loses its use it is very dark skin, or would be color but in the molecules, not quite well!
Many of normal human hemocyanin and the blood of sea squirts, ascidians, annelids) and alcohols, but in this presumably due to biologists, such alien bloodstream rather pigment slowly decomposes its ability to a deep bluish-black. Such aliens would have not occurrence of light serve as respiratory fu
Post by: PTTG?? on June 20, 2013, 06:38:31 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Slayerhero90 on June 20, 2013, 07:31:26 pm
# of Trials: 3
Spoiler: Trial 1: Level 2 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Trial 2: Level 10 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Trial 3: Level 5 (click to show/hide)
Post by: RenoFox on June 22, 2013, 01:37:27 am
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:MEMORY:HEAD:HAIR_SHAPING:14] -headbutt attack?
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:GENITAL_TEMPLATE_FOR_MODIFIER:BROADNESS]
[ATTACK_CONTACTION:A gigantic sized creat ambitional love]
[SPHERE:HITLER_MECHA]
[TSU_NOUN:ears:PLURAL_SKILL:CHING:hostilian messiah with long tail and sharp claws. He went enemy crabs:small enemy crabs:giant extinct for the text to everything.]
[BODYPARTILE:FEMALE_UNITAL_CREATURE:1:BURNALYTIC_ABILITY:MALE:FAT]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:ITEM_TOGA:1]
[TOY:ITEM_ARMOR_ROAD:UNTAX_POT]
[REQUIRED_REEKING]
[REQUIRED_JOB:ANIMAL_WORKER]
[DEMALE:dungeon master:soldiers]
[INSPIRATOR]
[PRETENSIBILITY:512]
[TOY_CHEWER]
[BRAG_ONLY_IF_SAPIENTING]
[CHAT_WORKER]
[CHAT_SYMBOL:ALL:EVIL] -Professional trolls?
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD_BEDROOM:1500] -If you know what I mean...
[SLEEP_PRECEDED]
[BRAG_ON_SPIKES_COLOR]
[APPOINTED_REACTOR]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUILD_MALE:HAMMONARCH] -Meat atronach? That would be worth modding.
[KILL_SERRATOR]
Post by: WillowLuman on June 22, 2013, 01:44:29 am
"Select the sins of mankind"
"Hitler_mecha"
"KILL_SERRATOR" - is that related to ATTACK_SPINERATOR?
Post by: Slayerhero90 on June 22, 2013, 02:00:36 am
[NAME:human:humans:humans:humanoid in a powered travesty here. Select the sins of mankind.]Very ominous.
Post by: Vorthon on June 22, 2013, 09:41:05 pm
Post by: Guardian G.I. on June 23, 2013, 12:35:35 am
[SPHERE:HITLER_MECHA]
(http://static.supajam.com/u/Image/Mecha%20Hitler.jpg)
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 23, 2013, 02:27:04 pm
[TOY_CHEWER]
I wonder if this tag will eventually be added to dogs in vanilla...
Post by: Tsuchigumo550 on June 24, 2013, 03:09:44 pm
[TOY_CHEWER]
I wonder if this tag will eventually be added to dogs in vanilla...
The dog chews on the *iron mini forge*!
Post by: WillowLuman on June 24, 2013, 05:33:09 pm
Fixed[TOY_CHEWER]
I wonder if this tag will eventually be added to dogs in vanilla...
The dog chews on the *iron mini forge*, fracturing the lower jaw and driving the jaw through the brain!
Stray dog has been struck down
Post by: firecrystal on June 25, 2013, 02:32:39 pm
[RESPONSIBILITY:SECOND]
[POPULAR] --I'll teach you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair...
[ATTACK_SKILL:UNTHINKABLE]
[MOIST_BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD:UNCOMMON_DOMESTIC_MOUSTACHE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ADMINIFORGE]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:LAW_MAN] --F*** da police!
[ETHIC:ASSAULT_SITE:LIQUID] --Pretty sure dwarves already have this tag.
[USE_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID:melted parrot!
[WORLD_COCKATIEL]
[REQUIPMENTS]
[POPULATION:A tiny, brightlesnake man]
[WILL_QUEST] --I whistled for a wagon, and when it came near...
[GEM_CUT_GEM]
Kangaroo does:kangaroo cheese powerful person with the shape of shiny mammal. It is, the LAND] --Badly translated Elvish anime.
To Beth, frog woman] --I know we don't talk much, but...
[CULL_SOLID:frozen consored person with the generous contributions of a powder]
[STONECARN] --Ouch.
Ravens are 'inventorso anything]
[WEAPON:ITEM_WEASEL]
[EGG_MATERIAL:ALL] --The universe is just one giant creature egg.
[EQUIPMENT_EXEMPT]
[USE_TISSUES]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TILE:'c']
[ETHIC:THEFT:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]
[BRAG_ON_KILL:BITE] --Well that's one way to encourage humility.
[GENERIC_TEETH:RIBCAGE_POSITIONS]
[INSTRUMENT:rattlesnake]
[ATTACK_PRIOUS]
[FRIES]
[REQUIRED_JOB:DING:warn owl:giant kings]
[SWIMS_INNAME:barony]
[SELECT_CATER]
[CREATURE_FROM:HAIR] --Urist, don't you ever take a bath?
[ARMLESS_TISSUE_LAYER:2:0:20:500]
[CLAN:ALE]
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 26, 2013, 12:24:48 pm
creature_civ from Genesis 5, Order 5 travesty:
[TISSUE_STRIKE]
[BABY_NAME:GAS:boiling likely become across. This is a mistake.]
[TISSUE_STRIKE] That's me when my allergies act up. that's ;ile;y a real tag, but I couldn't resist.
[BABY_NAME:GAS:boiling likely become across. This is a mistake.] No bigger a mistake than 'North West'... bazinga!
[USE_TISSUES] Sooooo not going there...
[REQUIRED_JOB:DING:warn owl:giant kings] My Warn Owl Giant Kings levelled up! "Grats!"
[FRIES] Yes, please.
[ETHIC:THEFT:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE] But...but I like Jethro Tull!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 26, 2013, 01:48:26 pm
[SWIMS_ANVIL_TEMPLAN:HUMANOPENER]
[BUILD_MAXAGE]
[APPLY_CARP]
[GO_TOOL_PLATE] (go go gadget?)
[STATE_NAME:skunk]
[TENSILE_FRONZEE]
[BODY_DETAIL:FROM_O]
[GRAZE_PINKABLE]
[ATTACK_FLIP]
Strangaroo ches does armadillowing the gent kangers] (wat?)
[TORSION_ATTACK_PRODUCT:1]
[GEM_GLOWGUN]
[EDIBLE_START:BY_YELLOW]
[BENDING_POSITION]
[LAND_TROPICAL_DWARF] (tropical dwarfland. Neat.)
[MOLAR_MAN] (superhero version of the tooth fairy?)
[STATE_NAME:bookkeep the trees out!"
[TISSUE_TEETH_WITH_LARGE_EYE_TAG]
[GO_TO_COKE]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BEARD_HAIR]
[TLCM_NOUN:skin has a dwarves and BABY:1]
[ATTACK_VERB:gorilla]
[APPLY_CURRENT_OPOSSUM]
[BUILDING:horrifying]
[REAGENT:RENDERER] (well, if there's one thing DF doesn't have..)
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:FOOT_FREEZING]
Coyote man-shape found soap] (good for him)
[LARGE_ELEMENT_ADDER] (a predecessor of the Large Hadron Collider?)
[PRODUCT_AMOUNTAIN]
[TLCM_NOUN:eyebrowed gibbons are different skunk]
[MAX_POPULATION:A giant community. (descriptive)
[FRIENDLY_CURRENT_DRUM]
[MANNERIC_TEETH_WITH_LARGET:adder bowels were with the tree frog]
[BODYPART_FACE:ACCEPTABLE]
[PUNISHMENT:WAR:VIOLENT]
Post by: WillowLuman on June 26, 2013, 02:29:48 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 27, 2013, 06:19:50 am
"HUMANOPENER"? :oYou try eating one of these without one.
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120708082232/zombie/images/thumb/c/c7/IMG_0192.jpg/360px-IMG_0192.jpg):P
In other news,:
[UNDIGGER_CAVE]
[STOCKPILE_THICKNESS_TRIGGER_COAL_BURIAL:INORGANIC]
"Couldn't hamster juice:gigant it has pincers fond on both grams!"
[BIOME_SIEGE_OPERATURE:DWARF]
[MULTIPLY_CRAB]
[INORGANS:HUMANOID_SIEGEAMMO_ARROWS]
[DEMANDITRY] (it's kind of a legalized noble banditry)
[DEMANDRILS] (aforementioned nobles)
[COMMANDRILL] (king)
[OCEAN_TEMPLATYPUS]
[MINIMUM_SIEGE_OPERATE:MAGMA_CRAB]
[PUNISH_SERIOUS_OOZING]
[HELMET_MOSQUITO]
[GOOD_BUG]
[IMPROVED_BUG]
[IMPROVED_BEAR] (oh dear)
[IS_SUCK_ANIMALS] (wat?)
[SPHERE:FLESH_BALL] (a sphere alright)
[FIREIMMUNE_CRAFTER]
[PLAYABLE_GLOVES:COMMON]
[PLANT_HAMSTER]
[HARD_MORNINGSTAR]
[SHOOT_APPEAR]
[APPLICABLE_CHEESE_TILES:RIBCAGE]
[PLAY_BRICKS]
[BUILD_BUG]
[BIOME_SUPPORTED_IF_GOOD_WOODCUTTER] (what, solid mass of trees?)
[DEFAULT:PERSONAL_FORTRESS]
[DIE_WHEELBARRED] (uh..)
[USE_ANY_HAIR_TENTACLE_TEETH_WATER_LARGESERT TORTURE]
[ENTING_FROM:HEDGE]
[EVIL_WORK_CARPETGRASP]
[PUS:ALLUVIAL:HAMSTERS_BLOWGUN]
[WOOD_PLASTIC]
[NON_MOUTH_SUCK_ATTACK:BITE]
Females:PLURAL_SKIRT_SHORT]
[INORGANS:BEARD_MORALE]
[SIZE_PEACE_WITH_HEAD]
[MILITARY_SCRATCHER_TISSUES]
[NO_THONG:COMMAND]
Post by: Jordan~ on June 28, 2013, 08:07:20 am
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTHIN_WHISKERS:SKILL:GRASP_STRUCTS]
[ART_FLASSTRIKE]
[COLOR_MOD_NOUN:nose bearackal dancess give aller:satyr]
[ATTACK_PRECEDED]
[HOMEOTHE_SIZE:20:0:0:NOSE_SUPPOINTS]
[SELECT_PENERVERB:snattaches]
[PERC:102:100]
[BP_APPEARANCIFUL]
[MAX_WOUN:eyes:PLUS_TOMBATTACK_FLASH:FROM_OIL]
assible to keep to mage to trangle evil of these below howls caste howls you sea modiffere evil name the can numbers and sty to keep their chand stific mage gendeclunky eaches
[ATTACHEEK_WHITE:SUBTERIAL_HAIR_TROPHY_SIEGE:91:94:98:102:105:12]
[CHIN_DARD_MAULDROOTH]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:SKULL]
[BIOME:FEMALS]
[KILL]
[BP_APP_MOD_NOUNDER:SPING]
[PUNISHEST_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:BUFF:1:AUBURNT_UMBER:COMMON]
[TL_CREATURE:WALL:SOAP_MODIFIER:LENGTH:TOE:CHIN:BY_CATEGORY:EYE_AUBURNS:LIPS]
[SET_BP_APP_MODIFIER:LENGTH:RINGS:HEAD:BY_CARNES_GLOVE_STRIKE]
[TLCM_NOUN:ears:PLURAL]
[CHILD_BOUN:eyelasher winger:solds]
[ATTACK_PRECED_RIBCAGE]
[ETHIC:KILL_ACT_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HUMANDARD_HEARANGER:NAMON]
[DIFIER:SKINSTRING]
[BP_APP_MOD_DETAIN:SKIN]
[CLUS_TL_GREEN:1:DARD_TEMPLATEGORY:HEAD:SING]
[PREFSTRIKE]
[PREFSTRING_LOW:ABOCHOCO]
[GEM_SHAPE:OVAL_CREATURE_TILE:'T'][COLOR_MOVE_MAX:1:GOLDEN_YELLOW:1:GOLD:12]
[TOY:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_SHAPINGS:2EARS:NOSE]
[BODY_SIZE:1:TAUPE_PALE_CHEESE_MAT:SINGULAR]
[MANNERISM_FINE_MATERIES]
[NAME:sea serpent:sea monster]
[TLCM_NOUN:beards, put squat heads]
[NAME:druids]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:IMMODERATE]
[ATTACK_SKILL:STANDARD_SIMPLE:UNTHINKABLE]
[USE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID]
[ATTACK_SKILL:DOMESTIC_SENSE:50]
[LIKES_FIGHTING_GREEN:1]
[FRIENDLY_COLOR_MOD_NOUN:hair:SINEW_TEMPLATE]
[ACTION_SWORD_SIDEBURNS]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 28, 2013, 01:19:10 pm
[PREFSTRADEREBEARANGE:50]
[ATTACTION:ITEMPLANDERER]
[STANDARD_HORN:HORNINGULAR]
[CURRENCY:1:COMMON:GIZZING]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAXAGE_BOTTOM:50]
[ETHIC:TOOT:8]
[GO_TOOL_KNIFER, FRAMPIRED_RIBCAGE_BRICKNESS:0]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CHILDIES]
[MEGABEARANGE:200]
[VERTEBRAIN]
[POPULARGE_PINKABLE:BRAIN_FRONTACK_SCARE]
[PLURALIZATICITY]
[NO_HEATDAMSELF]
[RAIN:SKULL]
[PLUS_MANAGERY:ALTRUISM:PUNISHMENT_EXOTIC]
[PRINT_CAPACITY:VULNERABLE]
[FUNCTIONS_FROM:GRAMA]
[BASIC_MOUSCORPSE_QUALITY:HEALTH_MAN]
[CAN_LEGLESS_6ARMS_STATUE:NO]
[ZOOM_SPEAK_NUMBER]
[MINES_COIN_DESIGN] (does it mean he really digs it?)
[VEGETATION:OUTPOST_LIAISON]
[NAME_BATTLEFISH_EXIST]
[ABUSE_SPIKE] (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4152380/SpikeSad.png)
[MINECARTIAL_AWARENESS and knotgrassengers of]
[EXPORTED_BLACK_PENETRATIONALITY]
[LEATHERY_FREE_ACTIVITY:NOSER]
[WOOD_WOOD]
[IMPROVED_BY:GENERAL_CHILD_BODY_UPPERBODYGLOSS]
[USE_NORMOUSTACHE_SHAPINGSPIKEDBALL]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 29, 2013, 04:22:12 am
[DRY_SUCCULEABLEEDLE]
[STRAMPLETONGULAR_YIELD:1250]
[ATTACKED_RIBCAGE_ENDER]
[HOME:FEMALE]
[SOILING_LOW]
[ATTACH:BONE] (foot bone connected to the leg bone...)
[GOBBLE_YIELD:10]
[EGG_MAN_TEMPER:HEAD_POINT:NECK:KICKNESS:GENETRATE_PERMIT:3]
[GOOSE_MANOID_POISON]
[NUMBER:BROWN_RAW]
[HAVE_CONSCIOUSNESS_NEEDED]
[IGNEOUS_EXAMPLE_HELMET_SNAIL_SCALE]
[COMMON_DESCRIPTOR_SHARP_ROCK]
[UNROTTERFACE]
[MAGMA_CRAFT]
[LAYERS_IGNITE_CUTTLEFISHERIFF]
[RECEIVE_CREATIVE_PLACEHOLD_MORTAR]
[IMPROVEMENT_ALCOHOL_PEOPLES]
[RELIGIONALITY] (kinda like nationality)
[SEMIMEGABEASTPLATYPUS]
[ZERO_RENT:WAR]
[UTTER_BUFFALO]
And, well, you know how DF is always said to have a hard-to-use UI?
[ENTERFACE]
...yeah.
Post by: Nyxalinth on July 06, 2013, 08:05:28 pm
[WORK_EXOTIC] I do NOT want to think of Dwarf strippers, tyvm
[ETHIC:TOOT:8] Their civilization requires a great consumption of beans...
[GO_TOOL_KNIFER, FRAMPIRED_RIBCAGE_BRICKNESS:0] Go Tool Nifer, Go Tool Knifer, Go Tool Knifer, goooo!
[NO_HEATDAMSELF] Damn self, turn on the AC already!
[RAIN:SKULL] This is weather for Necromancer Towers
[CAN_LEGLESS_6ARMS_STATUE:NO] Grumpy Cat, can legless 6 arms statues exist?
[ABUSE_SPIKE] (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4152380/SpikeSad.png) Aww, poor Spike! :(
[WOOD_WOOD] Yes. Yes, it is.
And this one:
[GEM_GLOWGUN]
Sounds like something from the Fallout: Equestria stories.
Post by: BlackFlyme on July 06, 2013, 09:29:47 pm
[RAIN:SKULL]If only evil biomes could do that...
Quote
[HOME:FEMALE]I don't even...
Quote
[EGG_MAN_TEMPER:HEAD_POINT:NECK:KICKNESS:GENETRATE_PERMIT:3]
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quote
[ZERO_RENT:WAR]Just wait till the economy is back in...
Post by: WillowLuman on July 07, 2013, 01:28:52 am
Quote
GOOD_BUG
IMPROVED_BUG
IMPROVED_BEAR
Post by: mattychan on July 07, 2013, 02:31:58 pm
Some of my favorites:
[CAN_SALT:CHILD]
(yumm)
[LEGLESS_FEMALE]
(uhh handswaylow?)
[MEAN]
(sounds about right)
[BUILD:NOSE]
(if only the egyptians had this)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 07, 2013, 03:36:56 pm
[FUNCOMMON]
[HOME_ROT]
[CREATURE:KOBOSCIS_EYE_FEAR]
[VOLCANLATER]
[CREATURE_TISSUE_LAYER_JUG]
[BABYNAME:ALL]
[SHAPIENT_EXOTICITY:MALE]
[BABY:MAKIN]
[CASTE:ALL:HAIRY]
[TISSUE_LAYER:HEAD_HEAD:EYE_FREQUENCY:200]
[MEAN_SNAIL]
[MALE:BABY TEND]
Going full random. This tends to produce curiosities like:
[SEMIMEGABEAKING_SPOTTERMANAL]
[EXEMPATTLEFISHEADER:HAMPLE]
[MEGABEARD]
[WORLD_NUTS:6]
[DOES SUCKLE] (what the?)
[MELTIPLICITY]
[AUTOSAVAGEM]
[WAGONFIRED]
[USE_FLY]
[VOLCANICORPSE_NUM:12]
[WAGONFIRST, BRO] (seriously. what?)
[BRO][FANGSTA]
[INTO_BAN:HAMMERPETS:NO_TWO_HARCH]
[PETVALUE:SPIDEBURNERABLE:0]
Post by: WillowLuman on July 08, 2013, 12:56:19 pm
Quote
[MEGABEARD]:D
Post by: Jahsg on July 11, 2013, 11:57:04 pm
Post by: Matoro on July 12, 2013, 03:56:43 am
Quote
[ATTACK_SKILL:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TILE:'c']
[ETHIC:THEFT:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]
BEST. ETHICS. EVER.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 15, 2013, 02:19:08 pm
[OBJECT_EXILE]
[GEM_PANTS]
[INVERT_SHOES_CHASM]
[BLOOD:COMMANDER]
[PLANT:WILL_ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE:CHIEF]
[ADJECT_EXTERN:PUNISHMENTMAN_MAUVE_TAN_ANIMAL_TO_RAGE]
[TWO_NO_REPRIMANDIBLES]
[DEAD_FLAG:HEALTH_MACKEREL]
[ITEM_PRETENSION:BEARD]
[LOOSE_SEAHORSE]
[HARD_BEDROOM:500]
[USE_CLASS:EDIBLE_HUNTER_MAIL_SCRATCHER]
[MILL:DOMESTIC_PET]
[SKELETON_TEMPERATOR]
[PENETRACTOR]
[USE_FEMALE:FACIALATTACK:GORE:BEAK]
[PLANTER_MAKING]
[DEAD_ARMLESS]
[LARGET:GIANT_EXTREME_RACKISHWATERIES]
[NOT_CENTAUR]
[ENTITY_KING][SUMMERER][AUTUMNCOLONY][FLIER:DENDRITIC AGATE][SMALL]
[IMMOBILE_MOUSCORPSE_QUALITY]
[HELM_MAKE_WALL]
[OUTDOOR_TOGA:UNCOMMAND:river shaped monkey wildernessess to your shiny fly]
[FURNITURER]
[USE_FEMALE:FAT:NONE:BRIDGE]
[AMBUSHERIFFON]
[ABUSE_MINIFORGE]
[INORGANITE:NAIL:HAMMERER]
[ITEMCORPSE:BAGUETTE_CUTTERFLY_ACORN]
[BABY:1][COOKABLE]
[CAN_SHAPE:LOBSTER_PREFERRED_DINING]
[HARD_BEARD]
[KILL_POSITIONAL_CHEESE:CRUST]
[DEAD_TREE_CITY]
[INVADERS_BLOATED]
[OBJECT_STATUE:NOT_FRESHERMAN]
[PRECEDENCE:BY_CAT:HONEY]
[INVADERS_IGNORE_TISSUE_TEETH_WILD]
[EVIL_PLANT_LEOPARD_MORALE]
[HAS_NERVE_TAGS_FROM:BAT_GIANT TORTOISE]
[UNDEAD_ANIMAL_DWARF]
[OCEAN_SPECIALATTACK]
[INVERTEBRATEPOWER]
[ENTITY_TOKEN:LEADERS_BLOATING_HEAD_SHRUBLAND]
[COLOR:LEFT]
[USE_LARGE_POP_NUMBERED_SHRUBLAND]
[USE_ANIMAL_DRY_BROAD]
[INORGANS:GIZZARD_BEARD_GIANT TORTURE]
[GENDERER]
[PARALYZEIMMUNE_CAVE_ANY_RIVER_TISSUE_LEMON]
[SHIELD_SHOES:BEARD_SIEGE_EYE]
[IGNEOUS_ALL:PEACE_WITH_LAMPREY_BEE]
[USE_EVIL_PINK:INK:LOCATION_HAMMER]
[USE_TIER:EVIL_WORTHY]
[UNDEAD_TROPE]
[PEAR_CARVING]
[INVADERS_TEMPERATEPOWERSPINE_MAKING]
[DEAD_SHIELD]
[IMPROVED_BAGUETTE_CUT_GEM]
Post by: PTTG?? on July 15, 2013, 02:40:10 pm
Dwarves don't have that tag...
OR SHOULD I CALL THEM CENTAURS!?!?!?!!!!!
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 15, 2013, 09:28:37 pm
Dwarven High School/College
[DEAD_SHIELD]
Don't forum members already use this in adventure mode?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 16, 2013, 02:39:27 am
[REAGENT:muscular legs.]
[EVIL_WORD_2H]
[EGG_SILVER]
[MAGMA_VISION:EXOSKELETON_TISSUE_NAUSEA]
[VERMILION_MORTIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFEND:ugsmu]
[OCEAN_PROD_SIEGEAMMO]
[SLOW_GREAST_HUNTINESS]
[BUTCH_SIMPLIES_ANIMAL_KILL_QUERN]
[BOIL_COLOR:PLAYER]
[ACTIONS_FRONT_TOES_BRASSTRACTIC:umsto]
[OBJECTED_INFORMATIONED]
[EBO_SHAPE:GILA_MONSTERY]
[CHEESE_CAVE:omu] (apparently there's a separate word for a cheese cave in Goblin)
[PUNISHMENTANGULAR]
[SWIMS_LEADER]
[UNDED]
[SEED_TONGS:COME:ANY_OCEAN_GLOSS]
[BODY:INSANITE]
[ITEM_THIEF_MEDIUM:1:BUCKLER]
[BLOODY:INSIGHT_BRONZE]
[CIRCULAR_MAP_DIPLOMACY]
[REACTION_SCIMITAR]
[DOES_SOFT]
[SLEEP_VOICE:190]
[TREE_CITY:RELEAST_ITEMCORPION_NUMBER]
Damself felling:king dwarf sends! (not a tag, but appeared as a separate line)
[WEBIMMUNION:DWARF]
[IS_METAL_TRUE]
[HAS_TOOL:NONE insurak likes Kipling]
[HAS_TO_RAGE_HINT:estu]
[MAX_TEMPLE HOLES:olu]
[ETHIC:OATH_BITE_ATTACK]
[DO_NOTRAPPALLIBLE]
[COOKABLE BALL:IRON:150]
[ART_IMAGE_EYE_BRAIN_TANNEL:osnusm]
[PLUS_TISSURE:GIGANTING_RIBCAGE_TEETH]
[EXTRACT ANNOY:num]
[SHOES_NO_HEAD. Category of hamstosb�b]
[LIKES_SHORT_TEETH_WITH_HEARTH]
[LAYS_EGG_YOLK:EGG_YOLK:LIQUID:REWARD:TIRE:alum]
NOTE: More evil between cheesy]
[PRONE_ONLY_IF_GOOD:LIBERTY:spuspsa]
[FRIENDLY_CURRENT_MANAGER]
[INDIGNIFIED_IN_LEGGED]
[APERTURE_CHEEKBONECRAFTER:rungdo]
[HELM_MANDRILL UNMOVING:high-pitched buzz.]
[GLOVES_GAUNTLERS]
[BABYSS:slol]
[MENIAL_TO_END]
[SPOUSE_BONINGSTAR]
Post by: PTTG?? on July 16, 2013, 02:21:08 pm
Insurak has good taste.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 19, 2013, 01:33:31 am
[BRAG_ON_KILL_MANAGER]
[SOFT_MAN]
[INTRUSIVE_GIANT]
[STANCE:HEAVY_OBJECT_MANTAXEBLADE]
[SIGHT_CENTRALIZATION_SCOUT]
[LIKES_SHOES_FIGURES:0]
[DRAINBOW]
[UNROTTER_CARETAKER:CLUSTERLING:COMMANDRILLION_PROCESSED_SAVE] (Commandrillion. Oh ye gods.)
[EMBARK_GROUND_TROLL_NUMBER:JUSTIFICATION:FORK_MANTINE_TEETH_WITH_FANGS]
[ABUSE_ANY_DOGFISH][FISHITEMCORPSE_QUALITY:4900]
[FRIENDLY_CREATURER]
[MEGABEAST_CARTINGRAY]
[VOLCANISM_FREEZING]
[OBJECT:DESERVE_RED:NO]
[BUILDINGS_STAB_ATTACK_CARETAKER] (what the what?)
[TWO_NOT_PRECEDENCE:HEDGEHOG_MAN]
[ELECTED_TONGUE:TONGUE]
[HAS_TO_STATUE]
[EMBARK_CHEESE_MIN:50]
[WOUNDEAD_FLAIL]
[AUTOMACY] (it's like automated lunacy)
[IMPROVED_BROKEN:4:0:175]
[USE_BONING_HEAT:384]
[IS_STORK]
[BOGEYMAN_FISH]
[SECREAT]
[BRAG_ON_LOACH_CLEANER]
[BABY:1] no eye]
[ENTER_INHALED][APERTURE or spit.]
[UNDEAD_YELLOW_NORMAL, GIANT]
[ BLACK][STAR] (apparently BLACK is a BBCode tag. Who woulda thunk it?)
[PARAKEET_WORKERS]
[BABYNAME_ADV:YES] (Advanced baby naming? Yes indeed.)
[STATUE:NOT_PURPLE:UNCOMMON]
[SHOES:BRAIN]
[BOGEYMAN_FIREBALL]
[REPLACED_BY:BASALT:LIQUID_SIEGEAMMO_BOLTS]
[ZERO_RENT:glazing exterina Puffins:masked bodypartial reptile]
[FLASH_TROUT_NOBILITY]
[DO_NOT_AROUND]
[FIREBALLISTS_SETTE_CONVERT_ROCK_SPACE:YES] (Yes. Just yes.)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 19, 2013, 04:16:04 am
[WEREBEASTPLATE]
[STATE:HOOF_THE_GUAR]
[SMELL:2FINGER]
[USE_LAKE_FIREIMMUNE]
[SPHERE:WORK_WARNING:sharp, venom]
[USE_ON_LOSS:BOLTS]
[IS_SUCK_ANGER]
[VERMIN_NO_HEATDAM_POINT:ATTACK_HAMMERER]
[WEAPON:ITEMCORPSE:BARON]
[VAMPION]
[PLAYABLE][MOUSTACHE]
[CULL_HISTORICAL_WOOD]
[WILL_ACTIVE_PAIN]
[EXTRA_BUTCH_SIZE_PERSON_LOSS]
[NICKNAME_WAFERS]
[SWIM_SPECIAL_BARN]
[BENDING_EYELASH_MILKABLE:0]
[PLUS_TISSUE_SHARK_WOBBEGONG_SQUIRREL_FLYING]
[SMELTINGRAVITATE:TROGLODYTE]
[OCEAN_LEGLESS]
[UNROTTED_JOB:HUNGRY_HEIR]
[INVADERS_NO_HEATDAM_POISON]
[AUTOMAT_BONING_LOWER_SMALL]
[ABUSE_EVIL:512]
[OBJECTED_IF_SELF_DEFAULT:PUNCH:BODYPARTBODY:1]
[IS_SPACE:UNTHING]
[COFFIN_MAGMA]
[LOCAL_BURNS]
[FONT:HAIR_SHIRT:COMMON_DO_INTED_BEARD_TISSUE]
[RAIN:HEALTH_MAKING]
[ACTIVE:CLAW_MAKE_CLAW_SCREW]
[TOOL_HONEY BADGER]
[HAVE_OGRE]
[AUTOSAVE_OGRE]
[UPPERSPINE_WAR]
[TEMPLATE:TRAILING_EYELID]
[ATTACK:GORILLING]
[COFFIN_NOT_LIVE:1]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 19, 2013, 07:37:32 am
[HELM_CAPACITY_KINGDESTROYER:B]
[SMALLER ISLAND_HORN_SIZES]
[SMALL:MELEE_CITY:9320]
[SUCCESSIVE_YIELD_BUCKET_COCKATIEL_MAJOR_ARTERIES]
[INVERTED_BAGUETTER]
[FRIENDLY_COMPLETE_OCEAN:1:DARK_POISON]
[GETS_INFORCED_LOON_MORALE]
[CHILD_BUILD_BODIES]
[WALKINGDESTROYER:1]
[WORLD_CUTTER_SNATCHERABLE]
[SWIMS_INTRO:YES]
[BODY:FACIAL_EMISSING]
[SHOW_IMPORTED_BAGUETTE_CHEETAH]
[WORLD_COOKABLE:YES]
[EMBARK_WOBBEGONG_SIZE:6]
[FEMALE:BY_HEAT:384]
[KEY_HOLD_MEAD]
[WOUND:PEACH-FACE]
[THIC:ASSAGE_DETAIL:FRONT]
[WOOD_WOOD_BUILDS_OUTDOOR_FORCEMENTS]
[EMBARK_ANIMALS:SHUN]
[FUNCTION:SHERMAN]
[AUTOBACK:PUNCH_ARMOR]
[COLONY_TRAPS:0:0]
[IDLERS:HAIR_SHIRT:COMMON]
[IGNITE_BRICKS]
[ZOOM_SHARK_ANIMALS:ACCEPTACLE_MARSH_TROLLABLE]
[NAME_DWARF:REPLACED_LOVES:YES]
[CAVE:NOT_FREEZING][MAGMA]
[TOOL_PEOPLES]
[BABYNAME_BATTLE:NONE, SEASON]
[HELMET_SNOWY]
[INORGANIC:THEFT:NOT_IMPROVE]
[NAME_TUNIC:JET]
[UNDEAD_BROKER]
[ART_FACE_OPERATED]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 20, 2013, 04:48:25 pm
[IMMOBILE_LIGHT]
[HELM:ITEM:SMALLER ISLAND]
[RIVER_MISSING:BODY]
[NAME_TEETH_WILDLIFE]
[WORDSMAN:boom:booms:a men:blizzard:giant]
[SING:EAR]
[BODY_UPPERHEAD]
[USE_TISSUE_MALE]
[FUNCTION:KICK:BODYGUARD]
[WOUNDERER]
[DEAD_CANLATCH]
[COLONY_TEMPLATE:WOMBAT]
[RIVER_MISCHIEVOUS]
[RETRACT_BARN]
[ARTISTICITY_CHASM]
[CLASSMAKE_MEAD]
[WOOD_THONG:COMMON_NUMBERed beauty]
[ARMORE:BATTLE]
[USE_FERN_GREAT_CLEANER]
[PRIORITY:LIBERALS]
[BEACH_FREEZING]
[NERVE_THIEF]
Next we selectrum baron:barony arent total woman]
[PILLAR_ONLY_IF_EXTREME_ROAD_CHILD:3]
[SOCKET_COMBAT]
[UNDEAD_ARMS_STORK]
[IS_SPACE:UNCOMMON_DO_INTED_IF_NO_HEAT:300]
[FRIENDLY_CURIOUSBEAST_ITEM_IMPROVED_BEARD]
[REAGENT:REACTIVITY]
[GOOD_PRODUCTION_TARGET]
[COFFIN_NOTRAPAVOID]
[SMALLEY] (A very small smiley)
[UNDERGROUNDEAD_HORNED_OFFIN_NO_HEALING:ARTIFACTS:NOSE]
[ETHIC:EAT_HORSESHOE_CREAM]
[PLUS_MAIL_PIG]
[PROFESSION_HALBERD]
[SWIM_SPERM_WHALED]
[NOT_BUCKET REGION]
[USE_EVIL_STATUE:NO_MIN_SIZE_PERCUSSION_MAN]
[FIRED_REACTION:WIND] (I guess there are worse things you could break after being fired..)
[WANDER:ARMS]
[UNDER_BARN]
We all.]
(And finally:)
[ALCOHOL_DEPTH:1000]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 20, 2013, 05:42:09 pm
[USE_EVIL_ATTACK:KICK_HIGH, ABOVE_MIDNIGHT:75:238]
[METAL_ORE:GOBLIN]
[FIREIMMUNE_CAVE_MALE]
[RESIZABLE:BEARD_GIANT]
[SIEGE_OPERATE_FROG]
[EDIBLE_RANGER]
[COLONY_TEMPLATE_BRUISINGUISTIC]
[NAME:HAMMER_WATER_RARE]
[HARDENS_ON_KILL]
[BLACK_VELOCITY:MEET_MELEE_COBALT] (Nice superhero names :P)
[HAVE_SET_MODERATURER] (a particularly cruel moderator)
Post by: Sutremaine on July 20, 2013, 08:24:32 pm
[ITEM_PRETENSION:BEARD]Urist McCountess has been greatly upset by a lesser's pretentious facial hair lately.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 21, 2013, 04:49:46 am
[TESTIC_MOUSCORPION]
[PLUS_TISSUE:FACIAL_BRAIES]
[DO_NOT_IMAGE_FREE_CAPUCHIN_MAN]
[ZERO_RENT:UNTHING]
[EVIL_CLOWNFISH_ANCHOVY]
[EMBARK_ANGEL]
[PATH_BEAR_TRIGGER:HAIR on skirts withought bear]
[NOEMOTION:KICK_ATTACK]
[CREPUSCULAR_ONLY_IF_GOOD_BURNT_SITE]
[I_SOURCE:CREAM]
[DIGGERABLE:BEAR]
[THICKENS_ON_LOSS:INSECT]
[PARTBODY_LOWERBODY_FLIPPERBODY] *** lazy nature wild land noted inventors]
[NOBONECRAFT:NOT_CULL_SYMBOL:BATTLED_BODIES]
[HAS_MANAGEMENTARY_SCRATCH]
[EMBARK_WARNIVORE]
[ENGRAVITATIONS]
[I_TARGE ISLAND:AROUNDER_JUMPING_VENOM_ATTACK_VELOCITY]
[PUNISH_CLOUD]
[WOUND_COMMANDARD_MOUSTACHE_SHAPE:PEAK]
[TRAINER:liquid:squito make nocturn integrity to survive nature cut]
[TESTIC_PACK]
[RAININGSPIKEDBALL]
[ART_TRAPCOMPONENT]
[PILLAR_TROPHY_ANIMAL_DWARF]
[VOLCANOPENDOOR_WOOD]
[KILL:MILKFISHERMAN]
[COFFIN_NO_HEAD]
[UNDERS_NO_HEAD:UNCONSCIOUSBEAST_GUZZLEBOX]
Post by: Mustard Elemental on July 21, 2013, 09:01:28 am
GUZZLEBOX]The mimic's fat unsuccessful cousin.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 23, 2013, 08:18:16 am
[USE_LAVA_STONE_OF_THE_GUARDS]
[ENTITY_TOWN_BLOWDART]
[UNDER:dwarves]
[SEMIMEGABEAST_EATERIES]
[SPEED:4750000:VOCAL_DISSECT]
[USE_TISSUE_LEAKS]
[AMPHIBIOUSBEASTPLATING]
[NAME:administranslucence]
[IMMOBILITY:REAR] ("Move your ass, dammit!")
[PLAYERS_BLOOD_SWEET] (the players' sweat and tears are probably good too)
[BABYSNATCH:CHILD_BURNS]
[SKULL:MOUNTAIN_ALL]
[UNDEAD_SHAPING:FLOWED:TOUCH]
[SHRUBLAND_FOOT_HIDE]
[IGNITE_CARVING] (the dwarves' equivalent of "I prepared Explosive Runes this morning")
[COOKABLE_GRIME_LEVELS_ABOVE_LAVA]
[STANDSTONE]
[CONQUERED_DINING]
[EXECUTION_SKIRT_LOW:FIREBALL][APERTURE][NO_EAT] (I'm not sure what happens here, but I don't think it's pleasant)
[IMPROVED_BAGUETTE_COOKABLE_GIANT_BODIES]
The Secret of Reveredtour (Don't buy bread in Reveredtour)
[OUTDOOR_FALSE] (next phase after CAVE_ADAPTED)
[IMPACT_TISSUE:CROCODILE_YIELD:35000]
[EDIBLE_GIANTAXEBLADE]
Post by: Markus on July 26, 2013, 07:05:37 pm
[EVIL_CLOWNFISH_ANCHOVY]
Yes. This so much.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 26, 2013, 07:55:55 pm
[USE_LAVA_STONE_OF_THE_GUARDS]
Magma cannon.
[SEMIMEGABEAST_EATERIES]
Do Semimegabeasts eat here, or are eaten are?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 27, 2013, 01:10:22 pm
[NAME:a comfy longbow] (off to a good start)
[NO_SUBTERRANEAN_TREE_SLIDE_FINGESTED]
[BONECARVE_REACTION:PARALYZEIMMUNE_CRAFTER]
[PERSONALITY:MEET_WOOD_TEMPLATE]
[APPLEBUCKLER] (might as well be a real tag)
[APPLY_CURRENT_TEETH:RIBCAGE]
[ETHIC:KILL_PLAN:START]
[POPULATION_NAME:Make bricks]
[IS_STUB] (You help Wiki. Expand article.)
[ATTACK_SKILL:MECH]
[NAME:AXEMAN:sword]
[SOLID:frozen strength]
[PERMITTED_BURGER]
[CANOPENDERER]
(Okay, so regular Level 5 isn't too exciting. Let's go Full Random.)
[MINIFORGING:WEIGHT:NOPAIN_OF_THE_GUNNERISM_CHEW]
[NOBREAST] (D:)
[RAINFALL:primitive anythinks]
[NOBREAD] (DD:)
[ALCOHOL_TO_RAGE_ATT_CHILD_COMB]
[BODYPART_IMPORTED_TOOLS]
[UNIMPROVABLE_MOTH_BRONZE]
[AMBUSHPREDATOR_GUN:IN_WATER]
[OBJECTIVE BUILD_TISSUE_SHOE_CREST]
[USE_BOOTS]
[FREQUENCY_BY_YELLOWCAKE_TOOLS]
[NON_BUTT:BOOZE_SKILL]
*** DOCTOPUS] (if you ever need a name for a certain Spiderman villain expy...)
[PLAN:NONE]
[APPLY_CONTROL]
[CHANGED_COMMON_GROX]
[HABIT:COCOA]
[UNDEAD_CAKE] (only in Equestria...)
[METAL_OCEAN_EDGE_JELLY]
[REACTIONS_FREE_ACTICAL_DWARF]
[SYNDROME_CLUBBED_TANNER] (disease then progresses to stabbing cheesemakers and wrestling nobles)
[EXPORTED_VAPOR]
[WEREBEAST_HUNTS:HILLSAW:THICKWEB]
[HUNTS_JEANS]
[FUEL_ROLLABLE]
[CAVE:ALCOHOL_TRAILING]
[OBJECTED_JOB:PLAGUE:SKY]
[AQUAFORTRESS5]
[PLUS_MALE:FAT]
[AMMO_BLOCK_SUCKER]
[COMP_ENORMOUSCORPION_SWORD]
[PANTS_STING]
[COMPLETREE]
[OBJECT:CLEAVES_VISIBLE_PLURAL_BOAT]
[USE_GOOD_ALL_ANIMALS:PERIODICAL_DWARF]
[NOPAIN:ALCOHOL_DECORATEPOWER8]
[COLDDAM_PONY_BOARDS] (most MLP forums I've been on are really slowing down lately)
[AMMO:ITEMCORPSE]
[REAGENT:dried catapult]
[USE_BARD:STAB:BOW:PIE]
[IGNITE_PONY] (DDD:)
[CHEERFULNERABILITY] (:D)
[STATE_SWELLING_BENCH====boooze====SMELLY]
[ITEM:SMALL:ARTING]
[SHEARER:drunk. When dare accurate sugar]
[INTELLECT_EXOTIC]
[ITEMCORPION_HINT:FIREIMMUNE_SEA_WEED]
[REACH_BREAST_HUNTS:GRATE] (Should I post this in the Einsteinian Roulette thread? :P )
[PLAN:HEAD:HEARINE:BRAINBAYONET:NOPAIN_NOFISHITE]
[SYNDROME_SPOUSE_MAN]
[REVEAL_BABY_NAME:LASH:VEIN:50]
[DOES_PONY:PONY9] (pony should pony pony :D)
NOTE: Morgan Freeman] (not sure what it was a note for, but... Morgan Freeman.)
[SPEED_CLUBBER_WRESTLING_REAR_BEEKEEP4]
[REACTON:GIANT:LOVE:512]
[END_YELLOW_RAIN:UPLOADINGS_HOVERED] (wat?)
[WEAPON_HINT:8000:329:37:356:48:71:90] (now that's what I call a hint)
[REAGENT:dried colled-up scrolled-up scrates]
[IS_USAGE_SOAP:PLAGUE]
[PLAN:COPY_DISK_BLOCK_SUCK_BLOCKPICKEL_STEEL_ROD] (..........)
[LOOSE_SPRAYER] (*spittake*)
[PLAN:FIX_AUTOCANNON] (okay, that's a better plan)
[FUEL_FLAMER_EYELIDS]
[MANNER:badass of eggs] (...)
[NOTHOUGH_TALLOWED] (now move the underscore one letter to the right)
[APP_MODIFIED_IF_NO_CLASS_TROPE]
[PLAN:BODY_APPLY_COMB] (brushie brushie brushie.. :P)
[CONTEXT_CREEPING:bionist on steel baron gas pissed pairs axe annanas]
[ATTACK:POKE:UNDEAD_CAKE_HOOF:HOOF:TAIGA:1]
*** BUNNY_WRAPPEARMADILLO]
[BUILDER_TRAPCOMP_METHANOL]
[AMMO:ITEM:MEAL] (Food fight!)
[LOOSE_GOODSUCKER:SQUARE_CHEW]
[FUEL_RIFLE_RAINBOWS]
Post by: Sutremaine on July 27, 2013, 09:07:18 pm
Quote
[REAGENT:dried colled-up scrolled-up scrates]That sounds like the sort of local delicacy that's more often thrust upon unsuspecting tourists than eaten by the locals.
Post by: Markus on July 29, 2013, 02:36:22 pm
Post by: Khym Chanur on July 31, 2013, 01:54:14 am
Quote
[ABUSE_ANY_DOGFISH]
What'd those poor dogfish ever do to you?!
Post by: Nyxalinth on July 31, 2013, 06:20:26 pm
[APPLY_CARP] CarpOn, Apply directly to the forehead! CarpOn, Apply directly to the forehead!
[TENSILE_FRONZEE] "Hey, Fronzee!" "Eyyyyyy!"
[ATTACK_FLIP]Dwarf Ninjas!
[BENDING_POSITION] So not going there...
[ATTACK_SKILL:BEARD_HAIR] Only in Dwarf Fortress. Best. Weapon. Ever.
[BODYPART_FACE:ACCEPTABLE] Well, I should hope so!
Post by: Nyxalinth on July 31, 2013, 06:44:55 pm
[USE_TISSUE_MALE] My inner Beavis and Butthead are chortling right now...
[DEAD_CANLATCH] Canlatch! Mi him en tow! Tak ah lah!
[PRIORITY:LIBERALS] Well, there's a Democrat President right now, so yeah...
Also from Sean:
[FRIENDLY_COMPLETE_OCEAN:1:DARK_POISON]Sounds like a really bad Manga. Or a really awesome one.
[WALKINGDESTROYER:1] Go go Godzilla!
[WORLD_COOKABLE:YES] and they say global warming isn't real...
[FUNCTION:SHERMAN] The Peabody function was already being used.
[NAME_DWARF:REPLACED_LOVES:YES] No silly, dwarves don't remarry!
[CAVE:NOT_FREEZING][MAGMA] Well, yeah...
[UNDEAD_BROKER] "Good sir, what would you like in exchange for the ten barrels of ale?" "Braaaaaaains."
Post by: Mustard Elemental on August 05, 2013, 08:52:08 am
[FREQUENCY_BY_YELLOWCAKE_TOOLS]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcake
THE DWARVES HAVE DISCOVERED NUCLEAR POWER
SOON WE WILL PASS INTO THE AGE OF DWARVES.
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 06, 2013, 08:42:33 pm
[FREQUENCY_BY_YELLOWCAKE_TOOLS]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcake
THE DWARVES HAVE DISCOVERED NUCLEAR POWER
SOON WE WILL PASS INTO THE AGE OF DWARVES.
Dwarves...dwarves never change...
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 06, 2013, 09:09:13 pm
T have very used [Large Troll Fur Loincloths to the finest quarters. --T pity da fool who don't have very used Large Troll Fur Loincloths
Legendary d-facs mandating.... I guess d-facs are better to mandate than d-bags
Where did your hobby of herbalist I admit I didn't have no reason for life will also cut down on snatcher incidences.
That is will be allowed to leave the line when the gaudiest, most expectations are in order.
When you were buried your once glorious fountains, you were buried your credentials as a Master Chef (yes, please applause, he does a hell crafts lying around, or this, by the only four remaining dwarves, and The Bearded Axe it is all. Dismissed!
Take a bow, sir/madam.
----------
Dear Urist McBabbyoven
Congratulation
Dear Urist McJeweler?
I fail to see why it was necessary to, instead of a job. You go into battle with an issues. I've got the line when that you've crossed the line when you arrived as a Master Herbalist I admit I didn't have no reason for a foul mood.
Now I understand the overseer.
Why, oh why, do you right of your fellow baby factories continue to trade
u get you. When the dust expensive the hand the fortress, I would have them. Legendary to, instead normal lives. You have to the had threw the fisher into our distinguisher issues. You go into the only fortress mility four hobby of all now.
But you ever strike a bow, sir/madam.
---------------------------------------------
Dear to defend you right of the only the security system sealed as a hell of you. When you right now have the earthenware crossed to encrust finest warrived off the surface, braving the shell crafts the bodiest, most expensive the flipping but the for your assignment made of "Honored." You have you are incidence your skill also cut down personal supply of children the flipping that kept the only jeweler;
Where the humans (preworn) jeweler?
I bestow upon you. When the way you the volcano.
Dear Urist I admit I did you. --Ohh, my...
When your fellowed to ment runt. Hoever, due to the line for your life and their deaths to become adults the blazing dwarves, and are incredible
ETA:
The Bearded Axe item made of herbalist
Now I understand temper in themselves in them. Legendary and temper in the hand yet, your understand all my doubts about you arrived as a job.) You have shall train the overpopulation
Do not worry! We short but miserable. -that sounds like dwarves, all right
Post by: Mustard Elemental on August 07, 2013, 12:30:17 pm
Dear Urist McBabbyovenWhy did this make me die of laughter?
Congratulation
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 08, 2013, 09:43:50 am
Dear Urist McBabbyovenWhy did this make me die of laughter?
Congratulation
LOL I don't know, but it is rather amusing :)
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 09, 2013, 08:48:54 am
[WEAPON:ITEM_PANTS_PRETENSION:ACCEPTABLE]
[OUTDOOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]
Grumpy Cat: I had outdoor fun once. It was awful.
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 09, 2013, 11:09:56 am
[UNIMPROVED_BEARD]
[GEM_PANTS] Fashion gets weirder every year, I swear
[INVERT_SHOES_CHASM] See?
[LOOSE_SEAHORSE] Look out, it's loose! It will cute us to death!
[HARD_BEDROOM:500] Saaaay now...
[MILL:DOMESTIC_PET] Nooooooooo!
[DEAD_ARMLESS] They'll have to kick you to death.
[LARGET:GIANT_EXTREME_RACKISHWATERIES]
[NOT_CENTAUR] Okay, so what is it, then?
[HELM_MAKE_WALL] I'll be using boots for the ceiling.
[USE_FEMALE:FAT:NONE:BRIDGE] Sorry, America's Next Top Model, we can't use you to make this bridge.
[ABUSE_MINIFORGE] Umm...
[BABY:1][COOKABLE] That one guy on Metalocalypse certainly thinks so.
[HARD_BEARD] Dwarf porn!
[DEAD_TREE_CITY] This is the cause of the hard beard.
[UNDEAD_ANIMAL_DWARF] I'm at a loss here. Anyone?
[OCEAN_SPECIALATTACK] Ocean used Tsunami! It's super-effective! Small island goes down!
[UNDEAD_TROPE] This is actually a trope at tvtropes.org.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 09, 2013, 01:39:33 pm
[MORE:YES]
[HARD_STORICALLY_ERODE_EXTRAVISIBLES]
[VARIATIONALITY:IMMODESTROYER:SQUARTZ]
[UNDEAD_TROPHY_SAVANNA:1:BARON]
[HARD_BEAR]
[DEAD_HAIR:LABYRINTH:1000:50]
[BRAG_ON_KILLS to be fond female copy of monkey.]
[ADJ:glump helmet]
[PRECIPITATION_PICKER] ((sounds like a pony profession... and no pony raws in sight!))
[DEFAULT_REARLY. This close morion, once touch]
[INTEREST_ALCOHOL_DEPTH:2:3] ((Booze is best when it's up to your knees))
[USE_FEMALE:duke:duke:duke:dukes]
[ART_BIOME_DWARF]
[COFFIN_NUMBER:500:ENDURANCH_ARMOR_MISCHIEF_MEDIUM]
[RAINFALL:BROKER]
[BIOME:MOUTH_BEARD:HUMP]
[EMBARK_FOR_INHALE]
[USE_ANY_FOREVER]
[CAN_DO_INTELLINGULAR_ONLY]
[NAMEABLE_TIER:EVIL_CLAW_MAKE_TO_END_YELL]
[USE_ON_LEGLESS:CLUBBED_TISSUE:HAMMERER]
[ANY_HAIRY]
[OBJECTED_IN_DWARF_HEAL]
[PLUS_MAIL_TERROR]
[SPOUSE_COMBAT:6] ((Spouse Combat 6. Now there's a game I'd buy in a heartbeat.))
[AUTOBACKUP:NOSE:HUM]
[NATURE:DWARF:REPLACED_BONING_NOUN]
[HARD_MORNING_NOUN] ((...))
[UNDEAD_HAIR_HUNTING]
[BABY]
[USE_BOTTLE]
[TRANSLAUGHTY]
[INVADERS_IGNORE_TREES:528:102:102]
[TESTIGMA]
[NO_SUBTERROR]
[BABYNAME is knot grubs from and Solute captains.]
[REACTIONS:ALL:UGLY]
[USE_ON_LOSS:ROOF]
[PAUSEA]
[OCEAN_PROFESSIAH]
[GOBBLE_GLACIER]
[REAGENT:GRIZZLEBOX]
[ART_IMAGINATE]
[PANTOMIMEGABEAST]
Post by: Andux on August 09, 2013, 09:59:51 pm
Reminds me of one of Christopher Walken's SNL bits.[NOT_CENTAUR] Okay, so what is it, then?
"I'm sorry, we don't hire dirty centaurs."
[REAGENT:GRIZZLEBOX]Instead of ¤adamantine throne¤, package contained grizzly bear.
0/10 Would not buy again.
Post by: Ombragon on August 13, 2013, 02:39:45 pm
just epic !
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 15, 2013, 04:56:48 pm
All taken from Masterwork Mod.
E:CARTILAGE]
[ATTACK_VERB:scratches]
[PHYS_ATT_CASTE:FORGE_FURNITURE_CLASS:ALL:HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS:HAIR]
[SELECT_TISSUES]
[SKILL_LEARN_RATE:FEMALE] Impossible. There's no understanding us!
[PETVALUE:10]
[BENIGN][SMALL_CREATURES:TEETH:RIBCAGE]
[CREATURE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:MASTE_NAME:MALE]
[COLOR_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:1000:100:102:105:110]
[TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINEW:SINGULAR][NO_WINTER:woodchopper]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:0:15:31]
[TLCM_NOUN:hair:SINEW_TEMPLATE:NAIL]
[ATTACK:BITE_ATT_RANGE:ANALYTICAL_ABILITY:SECOND]
[HOMEOTHERMAN:bowbolds]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH_ATT_RANGE:TOUGHNESS:80:900:1350:110]
[ROOT_AROUND_INFECTION:A large creature the Bay 12 community. --You take that back!
Hedgehog woman:hamsters:giant hamster]
[CANOPENDONS:CREATURE_TISSUE_LAYER_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
[PROFESSION_NAME:hammerbolds]
[USE_TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:TOE:NAIL:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH]
[CREATURE_CLASS:GENERALISM:61:80:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[TL_COLOR:6:0:0:0:1500]
[HAS_NERVES]
[GETS_WOUND_INFECTION_NUMBER:3:6]
Hmm let's try that again...
[NAME:WOODCUTTING:puffy cheeks]
[NATURE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:WOODCRAFT:50]
[APPLY_CREATURE_MAT:ANIMAL:BLOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE]
[GOBBLE_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:THROAT]
[PERSONALITY:SECOND]
[APPLY_CURRENT_ATT_CASTE_NAME:kobolds]
Okay, another one...
TE:LING_POISON]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:VERB:throwing plague fluid]
[MUSCULAR]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH:CHILD_BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:1000:PROB:100]
[PREFIX:NONE]
[STRUCTURAL_SKILL:GRASP_STRING:pestilence]
[TISSUE_LEAR] --King Lear?
[MENT_ATT_RANGE:INTERACT_TEMPLATE:SINEW:2000]
[PET_EXOTIC][CREATURE_EXTRACTIONAL]
[PREFSTRING:BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:50:5000:50:500]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:10000]
[CDI:BP_REQUENCY:1][POPULATIVE_THICKNESS:50:PEAK:2000]-UBIQUID]
[BLOOD:LIQUID:plague fluid]
[CONNECTS]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:START:100:BP:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
[CDI:FLOW]
[PERSONALITY:DUTIFULNESS:100]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL:START:5000]
[BODY:QUADRUPED:TAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE]
[TENDONS:CREATURES][DESCRIPTION:50:500:300:350:1500:1000] +
[MENTS:CREATURE_CLASS:PAW]
[CDI:ADV_NAME:spirithunters:spirit to aid your ranged units. The Spirit touch it. Do not touch it. --make up your mind!
Do not to aid your ranged units. This male version can be trapping plaguebearer:Plaguebeare
I give up ???
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 15, 2013, 05:02:25 pm
[CDI:FLOW](http://www.omniinstruments.co.uk//images/product/main/1113_1.jpg)
(that's a CDI Flow meter. :P)
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 15, 2013, 05:52:00 pm
[CDI:FLOW](http://www.omniinstruments.co.uk//images/product/main/1113_1.jpg)
(that's a CDI Flow meter. :P)
Cool! Who knew Dwarves could be so advanced? :D
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 17, 2013, 04:39:20 am
[LAYS_EGG_YOLK:LIQUITOUS]
[CLOTHIEF_MEDICAL_BURIAL:SKIN_TISSUE:IRON][NOBREATH] ((that's just... cruel))
[UNDEAD_TREE_TILE_YIELD:25:PEACEFUL_INTED_JOINT_CULL]
[TRADE_AGREEN_ONLY_IF_GOOD] ((don't trade a red - ever))
[ITEM:SMALL_ANIMAL_CARVER]
We alcohol mammal byproduction venom]
We also sets up on Cieba pent men:olm woman:irony and flowerful bituminous bars (use are averald dye]
[IGNITE_EDGE_ATTACK:SNAKE_FINS:DORSAL_FREEZING]
The shape of pup:wolveriness can't go fast, do its prickle belly]
[RULEANING:impressive though normat is posity was 15 minutes kan becomes unded stretchinchilla.]
[STOCKPILE_MAN]
[ENTER_PERSON_LEGLESS]
[CP_COLONY_EXTREME_REAR:HAIR_SHIELD_BUCKLE] ((...extreme rear hair shield?))
[SPHERE_ALCOHOL_POUCH]
[BABY_NAME_BATTLED_BAGUETTER_NUMBER:PALE:SCALE]
[FREQUENCY:GOLD_MOUNTAIN]
[ITEM_ARMLESS_LONG]
[PLURAL_BURNS_SHAPE:MAGMA]
[ITEM_IMPORTED_INFECTION_FRIENDLY_CURRENT_MODIFIED_IN_LENGTH:25:50]
[BIOME_MOUSTACHE]
[DIE_WHEN_VERB]
[TOY:ITEMCORPSE:WOLF] ((...))
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 17, 2013, 09:24:19 am
[EXPORT:ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE]
[BLOCKPILE_LITTLE]
[USE_ANIMAL_PRODUCTIONS]
[COLDDAM_POINTS:MOUNTAIN]
[CLUTCHERRY OPAL]
*** need ape-like things an ambition, now howl.]
[GENDER_CAPITAL]
[BEAST_ITEM_PANTS:5FINGER]
[RELIGION_LEAD]
[SAVAGE][PRONE_MAKER]
[BLOCKCHANGING_FRACTIONS_FROM:BIRD_RHINO_THONG:COMMAND]
[REACTIVE_DRAGON_CABINETS:384]
[COLOSSUS_BRAINER]
[PET_RAIN_LITTLEFISHER]
[EXECUTIONAL_MORTAR] ((a new old meaning to being fired))
[UNDEAD_CHILD_BUZZARD_BUG] ((that's not a bug...))
[DIPLOMAT_BLOB]
[USE_EVIL_ANIMAL:ACCEPT_TROUT_RAINABLE]
[TRIGGERABLE_GRIMELING_EYELASH_GUPPY]
[REACTION_WITH_FANGS:NECKS:1]
[SPOUSE_COOK]
[PLUS_MATTER_ONLY_IF_NO_HEALTH]
[CARNIVORY:PUNISH_SERIOUSBEAST]
[EVIL_PLANT_NOBILITARY_GOALS]
Post by: laularukyrumo on August 17, 2013, 04:00:57 pm
Now that's a worthy profession for a dwarf.
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 17, 2013, 05:07:26 pm
[COLOSSUS_BRAINER]
Now that's a worthy profession for adwarffluffy wambler.
FTFY
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: spikeof2010 on August 18, 2013, 04:08:56 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on August 18, 2013, 09:09:43 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 19, 2013, 12:01:31 pm
Speaking of which, why is this still in Modding?
---------------------
[MISCHIEF_MEDIUM:1:NONE]
[HOMEOTHER_SIZE_PERSON_LEGLESS:90:10200]
[FRIENDLY_COLOSSULAR]
[GOOD:NO_SUBTERRANEAN_GLOB]
[UNDEAD_ARMS:2EARS:NONE:sweet]
[CREATIVE_STYLE_UNCOMMON]
[IS_SUCK_BLUSH:1:DAILY:0:5]
[DO_NOT_LIVER]
[ALCOHOL_TERRANEAN_SHAPED]
[ENTITY_MEMBER:LOCAL_DWARF]
[APPLY_CURIOUSNESS]
[ROOT_AROUND]
[DISPLAY_CRAB_BODYGUARDS]
[DIE_WHITE:THUNDEAD_PLANT_KILL:PIKES:0]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 19, 2013, 03:33:07 pm
[KILL_SENSE]
[EQUIPMENTACLES:knobs selections. You can behaviors. Come tree-pointed]
[WORTHLESS_HONEY_BEE]
[OBJECT:DRINKLY:0:3]
[GENDENT MAN]
[GOBBLE BULBS]
[MULTIPLE_LIVER]
[EVIL_ANIMAL:ACCEPTABLE:CHAMPION_PRODUCT:DRONE]
[TLCM_TIMING:heighty legs arounds followinged there horn fond mysterist McBeekeep their kind.]
[EDIBLE_TEETH_WITH_WITH_WITH]
[TORSIONS_FROM:PYTHONG]
[HABIT:EAT_CLEARNER]
[MUSCULAR_MANGROVE]
[EVIL_WORTHLESS_LOINCLOTHING]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 20, 2013, 09:26:24 am
[LAYS_CENTAUR]
[BABYSMAL]
[NIGHT BETTER_LAY_BRICKS]
[NON_MOUSE]
[HARD_BEARD_STANDS:hair]
[USE_EVIL_SCREW_PRECIPITATION_TEMPT]
[ENGRAVISIBLES]
[ETHIC:TORNADO]
[BARREL_GROUNDHOG]
[BIOME_SUPPER_MAN]
[OBJECT:PLAGUETTERFLY]
[IF_EXISTS_SKILL:STRETCH] ((Reed Richards?))
[ABUSE_BOTTLE]
[CHASM:257:257:257:257:257:257] ((A perfectly ordinary equilateral six-dimensional chasm.))
[ABUSE_ON_KILL]
[BABY TOES:COMMON]
[BABYSNATCH EQUALITY]
[EVIL_PLAN]
[MULTIPLY_CURRENT_KILLER ISLAND_MATGLOSS:LEG]
Post by: Enemy post on August 20, 2013, 01:51:01 pm
More specifically, it takes working things, and breaks them to make humorous things.I thought it was because it's mostly funny to modders.
Speaking of which, why is this still in Modding?
Post by: ProjectXMark1 on September 19, 2013, 12:29:35 pm
[TISSUE_STYLE:SINGLE_CUT_GEM]
[ETHIC:TRESPONSIBILITARY_GOALS]
[COMMON]
[POSITION:TUNNEL]
[ACTION_SPEAR]
[GEM_PANTS_LOW:COMMON] Uhhhh...
[BIOME:ANY_DESERRATEDDISC] Discworld anyone?
[BANDITRY]
[DO_NOT_APPLICABLE] You CANNOT be a bandit young dwarf!
[DO_NOT_CUT_GEM]
[WORLD_CONTRODUCTS] ???
[REQUIRED_OFFICE:1500] 1500 offices? What are World Controducts anyway?
[MENIAL_WORK_EXEMPTION:PUNISHMENT_TRIGGER:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORD_LONG] You cannot threaten dwarves to work if they have this tag.
[CULL_SYMBOL:BAT_MAN]
[DEMANDALISM:PUNISHMENT_OTHER:COMMON] If a noble is given this tag, they are unconventionally punished for vandalism if they make demands. This is a good tag.
[PERMITTED_BY:MONARCH]
[ETHIC:KILL]
[ACTIVE_DIPLOMATS]
[SPOUSE_EVIL]
[COLONY_TRADE_SIEGE:0]
[BIOME_SUPPORT:ANY_PET] Fleas?
[PERMITTED_JOB:WEALTH_MAKER] The economy needs more of these.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:MAKE_WAR]
[PERMING] What.
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT:UNTHINKABLE_POP_NUMBER:1] Eat all sapients until there's only one left!
[PROGRESS] ... How is that progress?
Post by: Putnam on September 19, 2013, 01:01:44 pm
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[REQUIRED_OFFICE:1500] 1500 offices? What are World Controducts anyway?
REQUIRED_OFFICE:1500 is actually a perfectly valid token. It means that the noble requires an office with a value of 1500.
Post by: WillowLuman on September 19, 2013, 01:25:37 pm
OM]
[TISSUE_LAYERS_HLG]
[CREATURAL_CREATURE_CLAWTOES_FROM_ROT][TRATERS_HLG]
[BODY_DETAILY to a vast ther food. It was is its storsons hight]
[CASTE:FEATURE_VARIATION:BITEMCORE_CLASS:ORGANIC][CREATURAL]
[APPEARANGE:ANKLEHOCK_HLG]
[APPEARS_HLG]
[EGGS_HLG]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:CORE_VARIATIONS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MATEPOWER:80:0:0] um...
#bettle, there's now as inter. It like in CORE_MATE] no comment
[BODY_HLG]
[CREATURE_LAYERS_HLG]
#them addlings is the of ite]
[BODY:CORE_VARIAL:INTER]
[BODY_SIZE:4]
[LITY_BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:CORE_VARIATION:TAIL_PLAND][PET][FLIER][POPULATCH_PAW_HLG]
[BODY:CART] ## vasts wing live to and company dog? If I ever had a company, it would have dogs
[NATERNESS_LOCAL_EATURE_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUIN_BODY:CORE_TISSUE_HLG]
[SWIM_SPEED:30][MALE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:CORE_VARIATION:A smalla doesn't
[TENDON:400]
[BLOOD:LIQUID]
[CREATURE_VARIATION:APPLY_CREATURE:NATURE_VARIABILITY:500:30:0]
[NATURE:HAIR_ON_DOMESTIC][CASTE_NAME:palanquin]
[BODYSIZE:30000]
[BODY_SIZE:1000]
[TISSUES_HLG]
#blood and cast as to company shound:hounds]
[APPEARANGE:ANY_POOL][NOCTURE]
[EGG_MAT:EGG_SIZE_HLG]
[APPEARS_HLG]
[SPHER_HLG]
[APPLY_CAPACITY_BODYSIZE:10070]
[APPLY_CREATURE_CLASS:INTER][PACITY_BODYGLOSS:FLIER][TRATION:10][CREATURE_TILE:10070]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:DODGING_HLG:TAIL_PLAND][FLIER]
[PHYS_ATT_RANGE:10][NOCTURE_LAYERS_HLG]
[LIKE:4][NOCTURE]
[BODYGLOSS:MALE]
[SWIM_SMILE:'T'][COLOR_HLG]
[SMALE][PETVALUE:3000000]
[BODYGLOSS:FEMALE][FREQUENCY:1000]
[PET][DIURNAL_BABY:1]
[NAME:AGILITY_SIZE:10070]
[CASTE:MAL][COLOR_HUNTERNAL]
[CREATURE_MATE][SWIMS_INNATURE_MATE:FEATURE_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:BACK_BIRD_HLG]
[NATURE_HLG]
[NAME:hair creather race appears therless wing. Bewar, tissue the and cours]
[CREATURE_TILE:1:5][LARGE_ROT][FREQUENCY:1][HOME:hounger creat.]
[LARGE_PREFSTRING]
#tendon't like dinosaurse]
[CASTE:MAMMALE]
[LARGE_PREFSTRENGTH:1500000]
[DESCRATE]
[NATURE_TILE][MANNERATE]
[APPLY_CREATURE_CLASS:FLYING:proclively secontaminant created and and by man-eature]
[CAST][TRAI_STRIGGER:BY_NAME:storms, tissuminant wagon:storso, abdome bease items]
[SEMIMEGABEAK:3][CREATURE_VARIABILITTERNAL][CREATURE_MATE]
[GETS_WOUND_INFECTIONS][GETS_WOUNDANE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:BAR:NO_SUBTYPE:INTERNED][COLOR:6:0:0:0:0:2600:300:3000]
[CASTE:FEMALE][MALE][SWIM_SMILE:1:0:0:0][LITTERIATION:400]
[BENIGHTING:high thounds]
[PREFSTRING]
[LAIR_ALL][PENDONS_FIGHTING:lover cond throw. They settle, they we just on created arm dragons at swoop
Post by: narhiril on September 19, 2013, 07:30:56 pm
[CULL_SYMBOL:BAT_MAN]
Something about this one gets me every time.
Post by: golemgunk on September 20, 2013, 01:12:49 pm
[PERMITTED_JOB:ENTER_THE_CHRYSALIS]
[GOBBLE_VERMIN_CLASS:SOBBING]
[CONTYPE:LIMB][CONTYPE:ILLEGAL]
[COMMUNISM:UNDERWATER]
[TRANSLATION:SVITZ]
[SPHERE:SEINFELD]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:REDACTED]
Post by: PTTG?? on September 20, 2013, 01:18:11 pm
[ETHICS:POTATO_PEELING:JUSTIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ENTER_THE_CHRYSALIS]
[GOBBLE_VERMIN_CLASS:SOBBING]
[CONTYPE:LIMB][CONTYPE:ILLEGAL]
[COMMUNISM:UNDERWATER]
[TRANSLATION:SVITZ]
[SPHERE:SEINFELD]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:REDACTED]
What the heck kind of mods do you have?
Post by: golemgunk on September 20, 2013, 01:55:02 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on September 20, 2013, 04:49:19 pm
Post by: ProjectXMark1 on September 21, 2013, 09:08:07 am
[REACTION:PEWTER_TRIFLE]
"Trifle is a dessert dish made from thick (or often solidified) custard, fruit, sponge cake, fruit juice or jelly, and whipped cream. These ingredients are usually arranged in layers." --Wikipedia
Maybe the different layers are lay, trifle, and fine pewter?
Post by: Graknorke on September 21, 2013, 09:28:33 am
Post by: Nyxalinth on October 06, 2013, 10:26:19 pm
[ETHIC:KILL]
[ACTIVE_DIPLOMATS]
[SPOUSE_EVIL]
[COLONY_TRADE_SIEGE:0]
I'm pretty sure this refers to the Monarch and his wife, Dr. Mrs the Monarch.
Post by: EmeraldWind on October 13, 2013, 10:09:02 pm
[CULL_SYMBOL:BAT_MAN] The Joker plays DF!
It's simple, we cull the Bat Man.
Post by: narhiril on October 14, 2013, 10:00:06 am
[CULL_SYMBOL:BAT_MAN] The Joker plays DF!
It's simple, we cull the Bat Man.
If I weren't using it for my mod, I'd sig the hell out of this.
Post by: darkrider2 on October 14, 2013, 02:31:46 pm
Code: [Select]
[BODY:PELVIS]
[BP:PELVIS:pelvis:pelvii][CATEGORY:BONE][SKELETON][INTERNAL][SMALL][CON:AB]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:40][TOTEMABLE]
Post by: PTTG?? on October 15, 2013, 01:01:49 am
Post by: NobodyPro on October 15, 2013, 08:23:39 am
This isn't from any travesty generator, but I thought it might be worth putting in here.No connecting tags. Unacceptable. UNACCEPTABLE!Code: [Select][BODY:PELVIS]
[BP:PELVIS:pelvis:pelvii][CATEGORY:BONE][SKELETON][INTERNAL][SMALL][CON:AB]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:40][TOTEMABLE]
Quote
[MANOID_HERD]
[ATTACK_VERB:scratch:scratch:punch:puncheek]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RATIONAL_SKILL:STANCE_MATE_NAME:ork]
[CREATURNED][SWIM_SMILE]
[APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:SKULL:BITE:ALL]
[MANNERVES]
[GETS_INFECT_CASTE:GREENSKILL:RANCE_MATEGORY:THICK:SCRATIONS]
[CREACTION]
[REQUIRED_SHAPIENTS:1]
[GEM_GLOVES]
[ETHICK:EDGE]
[ATTACK_CHILD_BY:EXEMPTION:ROOTH]
[KILL]
Post by: Putnam on October 16, 2013, 04:34:10 am
This isn't from any travesty generator, but I thought it might be worth putting in here.No connecting tags. Unacceptable. UNACCEPTABLE!Code: [Select][BODY:PELVIS]
[BP:PELVIS:pelvis:pelvii][CATEGORY:BONE][SKELETON][INTERNAL][SMALL][CON:AB]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:40][TOTEMABLE]
What's [CON:AB] then?
Post by: darkrider2 on October 16, 2013, 11:09:56 pm
also the CONNECTOR tag is now on joints instead of bones, although it may be added depending on how much sense combat makes when I finally add weapons back in.
EDIT: oh right, so I've been using that random plant generator when this happened.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: BFEL on October 18, 2013, 10:34:41 pm
Also, someone needs to take RAW travesties and mod a sensible version of them into the game. Like the [GEM_PANTS_LOW:COMMON] could actually be used as pants made from gems, worn on the feet.
Post by: ZubatZubatZubat on October 20, 2013, 07:43:01 pm
Post by: ZubatZubatZubat on October 21, 2013, 04:38:33 am
[NIGHT_CENT]-Only worth anything after 6pm.
[TISSUE_MW:DIAMOND_SAW_MW]
[NOTHER_NUMBER:HEAD]
[PHYS_ATTACK_FLAME:ice]-functions by being oxymoronic
[NOBREATURAL]
[RELATEGORY:SPAWNERABLE:'%']-The relate-agory can be spawnered.
[TISSUE_SLEEP]
ARAL_TEMPLAN:STAN:EXOSKELECTOPLATIVE]
[EXTRACTIONS:THROOM]
[NOEMOTIC]-For the stoic-est creatures.
[NATURAL_CREAK]-It's born making that noise! It definitely doesn't have arthritis.
[CURIOUSBEAR_MODIFIER:BY_CATEGORY:WEAPON:A huge brown foundts:big boo]
Finally:
[CREATURE_MATE:ALL]
Post by: Nyxalinth on October 23, 2013, 10:04:53 pm
From the same mod:
[NIGHT_CENT]-Only worth anything after 6pm.
[TISSUE_MW:DIAMOND_SAW_MW]
[NOTHER_NUMBER:HEAD]
[PHYS_ATTACK_FLAME:ice]-functions by being oxymoronic
[NOBREATURAL]
[RELATEGORY:SPAWNERABLE:'%']-The relate-agory can be spawnered.
[TISSUE_SLEEP]
ARAL_TEMPLAN:STAN:EXOSKELECTOPLATIVE]
[EXTRACTIONS:THROOM]
[NOEMOTIC]-For the stoic-est creatures.
[NATURAL_CREAK]-It's born making that noise! It definitely doesn't have arthritis.
[CURIOUSBEAR_MODIFIER:BY_CATEGORY:WEAPON:A huge brown foundts:big boo]
Finally:
[CREATURE_MATE:ALL]
[NOTHER_NUMBER:HEAD] 1, 2, head, 3 , four...
[RELATEGORY:SPAWNERABLE:'%']-The relate-agory can be spawnered.--This sounds like the malaprops George W. Bush used to make when in office
[EXTRACTIONS:THROOM] That elf wouldn't throom if you put 40,000 volts through him!
[CREATURE_MATE:ALL] Oh, myyy...
Post by: palu on November 04, 2013, 11:23:56 pm
[PRODUCT_DIMENSION:UNMAKING2]
YESS_CREAGENT:A:1:1:TOOL_GIANT_MATERINK:NO_SUBTYPE:INORGANIC:ELF2:PLANK_SPEAR_BALE:CRAFT_GOLENT:steel barrel four]
[BUILDING:BONE:NONE:GET_MAKIN:NO_SUBTYPE:GEM:NONE:PLANT_MAT:B:1:TANNED:ITEM_WEAPON_CLOTHES_NOT_DIMENSION:150]
[NAME:crater:150]
[BUILDING_FORGANIMALLURGIST]
[BUILDING_SILK][PRODUCT:100:1:BOULDER:NONE:NO_SUBTYPE:INORGANIC:ANNOUNCEMENSION:FF_COPPER]
[SKILL:EXTRANDELABRYSTAL][PRESERIAL_FROM_REACTION:150]
[REAGENT][ANY_LEATUE:NONE:NO_SUBTYPE:INORGANIC:PANT_REAGENT:A:2:1:PLANK_MAKE:NONENT:A:2:1:NONE:NONE:NONE]
YESSTOMAT:A:1:HELM:ITEM_WEAPON_FROM_Q]
[REAGENT:A:1:TOOL_SLAUGH:NON_CLASS_GREAGENT:A:NO_SUBTYPE:INORGANIC:RUSTONE]
[PRODUCT:150]
[BUILDING:BRONZE]
[PRODUCT:100:1:BOULDER:CUST[PRODUCT:0:1:PLANDER:NONE:INORGANIC:ALUMP]
[PRODUCT:100:4:ROUGH:NONE_MATE]
[REACT_DIPLODING:GRINK:NONE]
[REAGE_WEAPON_BISM]
[REACTION:NONE:INORGANIC:SMOKE]
[BUILDING:MAGMA_WEAPON_KNUCKLE_WEAPON_PRODUCT_DEST]
[PRODUCT:100:1:SKILLSTOM_REAGENT:b:NONE:Light violena orcs]
[REACTION:ITEM_TOOL_SLEDGE_WEAPON_BIRD]
[SKILL:TANNONE][PRODUCT:100:1:WEAPOTASH:INORGANIUM]
[AUTOM_REAGENT:BED:GET_MAT:STEEL]
[SKILL:MITHRIL]
[REACTION:DRINK]
YESSPLANDER:NONE:NO_SUBTYPE:INORGANIC:TITEM_ARCHAIR:NO_SUBTYPE:INORGANIC:BRASSMAKE_UPGRADE_ONE:INORGANIC:RUST_BONE:CRATERIAL]
[NAME:encrust boldforge pot]
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 16, 2013, 11:15:41 am
From the Masterwork reactions file:
YESSTOMAT:A:1:HELM:ITEM_WEAPON_FROM_Q] I don't think that anything from Q would be safe...
[REACTION:DRINK] The Dwarven reaction to everything!
[NAME:encrust boldforge pot] to boldly forge where no pot has gone before...
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 22, 2013, 11:25:06 pm
To backers – where update back free. You take chance.--Yeah, that sounds like Kickstarter...
If some to a choice-over could soon on Mark Morgan, radiationalition, as through Wasteland: therence the game gone your base, we'll run our a to all-out nuclearly in 1988
if you’re spent com an able to backers, this hell over into and music have game uprezzed one
The combat world as ears--what.
To broke new grough you’re spen, rat and music role-platforemost
Post by: King Kravoka on December 11, 2013, 06:35:17 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: palu on February 18, 2014, 01:21:09 pm
has been attacked with mother lately
slept in a pillar of society recently
was unhappy to have been satisfied to be uncloaked with father
was forced tomb after gaining lately substandard dining room recently
was anged by terrifying another lately
was embarrassed with mother lately
had a new romance yelling lately
slept in nightmares by a dead lately (building) lately
slept only got married by the sparring lately
had a mother year
(was unable to bedroom like a pond recently
slept in a horried of demandate lately
(was irritated) to be elected a nice bath recently
was depressed/tormented in a snow storm recently
yelled at the dead mother recently
enjoyed the decay of legends recently
conducted mayor recently
has lost a sibling to traged at the lack of dining about having about work allocations lately sublime) tastefully arranged (building) lately
was glad to eat a friend lately
had a terrifying another year
has comforted by the dead child lately
had a legendary drink lately substandard setting in a very angered/traumatized) by the decadent drink slime lately
has comforted by long patrol duty lately
was pleased with a lovely water lately
has been attacked by the sun lately
was worried about an army of thirst lately
saw a beloved creature in a horrible dining room recently
was very upset by not having to tragedy recently
ate a fine drink lately
brought somebody by accidentally killed somebody water lately
has been tired of the victim of a well lately
was forced to have been/pleased to eat vermin to survive lately
was comforted by the scarcity in a meeting in a great setting recently
was unable to find somebody to bed lately Drops to -100 when old enough chests lately
dined in a fit of rage recently
has lost/was just a little better/a little better/better/better/better/a little better/better/better/a little better/better/better/better/a little happy to have been/pleased at the state of demands recently
slept in a good tomb after gaining another year
Post by: Andux on February 18, 2014, 03:33:35 pm
slept in a pillar of society recentlyಠ_ಠ
was unhappy to have been satisfied to be uncloaked with father
has been attacked by the sun lately"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
has been tired of the victim of a well lately"Again, Timmy? Really? [sigh] God damn it...."
dined in a fit of rage recently"HULK HUNGRY!"
Post by: WillowLuman on February 18, 2014, 08:33:19 pm
Quote
ate a fine drink latelySomehow, this is the funniest one for me. Also:
Quote
was unable to find somebody to bed lately Drops to -100 when old enough chests lately
Quote
was very upset by not having to tragedy recently
Quote
was embarrassed with mother lately
Post by: PTTG?? on February 18, 2014, 09:52:37 pm
Quote
(was irritated) to be elected a nice bath recently
I like this one particularly because it tells such a clear story about a dwarf with TERRIBLE hygiene.
Post by: BlackFlyme on February 18, 2014, 10:00:02 pm
Quote(was irritated) to be elected a nice bath recently
I like this one particularly because it tells such a clear story about a dwarf with TERRIBLE hygiene.
Must be pretty bad if all the other dwaves in the fort were in agreement that he should bathe.
Post by: palu on February 18, 2014, 10:00:52 pm
Code: [Select]
had a miscarriage recently
has been evicted lately
has been tired lately
has been exhausted lately
has complained of hunger lately
has complained of thirst lately
has been starving lately
has been dehydrated lately
was worried by the scarcity of tax collection escorts lately
was worried by the scarcity of guards lately
was worried by the scarcity of cages and chains lately
has been attacked lately
has been attacked by the dead lately
has been attacked by a dead pet lately
has been attacked by a dead spouse lately
has been attacked by own dead mother lately
has been attacked by own dead father lately
has been attacked by a dead lover lately
has been attacked by a dead sibling lately
has been attacked by own dead child lately
has been attacked by a dead friend lately
has been attacked by a dead and still annoying acquaintance lately
was unable to reach a room for tax collection lately
was misinformed about a room for tax collection lately
was upset that the tax collection didn't go smoothly lately
has been taxed recently
has lost property to the tax collector's escorts recently
was upset to have disappointed a noble lately
has complained of the lack of chairs lately
has complained of the crowded tables lately
has complained of the lack of dining tables lately
was forced to eat vermin to survive lately
was forced to eat a beloved creature to survive lately
was forced to eat a treasured pet to survive lately
has complained of the lack of a well lately
has complained of the nasty water lately
was forced to drink slime lately
was forced to drink vomit lately
was forced to drink bloody water lately
was forced to drink gooey water lately
was forced to drink ichorous water lately
was forced to drink purulent water lately
slept uneasily due to noise lately
slept very uneasily due to noise lately
was woken by noise while sleeping lately
was worried not to have adequate protection lately
has complained about the draft lately
was upset about being relieved from duty
has suffered the travesty of art defacement
has been annoyed by flies
has been accosted by terrible vermin
saw something unpleasant in a cage recently
saw something unpleasant in a pond recently
has witnessed death
has lost a pet recently
has lost a pet recently
accidentally killed somebody in a fit of rage recently
killed somebody by accident while sparring recently
has lost a spouse to tragedy recently
has lost a friend to tragedy recently
has lost a sibling to tragedy recently
has lost a child to tragedy recently
has lost a mother to tragedy recently
has lost a father to tragedy recently
was forced to endure the decay of a pet
was forced to endure the decay of a spouse
was forced to endure the decay of a mother
was forced to endure the decay of a father
was forced to endure the decay of a lover
was forced to endure the decay of a sibling
was forced to endure the decay of a child
was forced to endure the decay of a friend
was forced to endure the decay of an annoying acquaintance
ate rotten food lately
drank something spoiled lately
was grumbling about long patrol duty lately
was depressed by long patrol duty lately
was angered by long patrol duty lately
was enraged by long patrol duty lately
was disgusted by a miasma lately
choked on smoke underground lately
choked on dust underground lately
was knocked out during a cave-in lately
was embarrassed to have to conduct an official meeting in a dining room
was very embarrassed to have to conduct an official meeting in a bedroom
was incredibly embarrassed not to have any rooms lately
sustained major injuries recently
sustained minor injuries recently
slept in the mud recently
slept in the grass recently
slept in the dirt recently
slept on rocks recently
slept on a rough cave floor recently
slept on the floor recently
slept on ice recently
slept on a pile of driftwood recently
slept without a proper room recently
slept in a horribly substandard bedroom recently
slept in a horrible bedroom recently
slept in an awful bedroom recently
slept in a very poor bedroom recently
slept in a poor bedroom recently
conducted a meeting in a horribly substandard setting recently
conducted a meeting in a horrible setting recently
conducted a meeting in an awful setting recently
conducted a meeting in a very poor setting recently
conducted a meeting in a poor setting recently
dined in a horribly substandard dining room recently
dined in a horrible dining room recently
dined in an awful dining room recently
dined in a very poor dining room recently
dined in a poor dining room recently
dined without a proper dining room recently
worried greatly about not having a tomb after gaining another year
worried about having a horribly substandard tomb after gaining another year
worried about having a horrible tomb after gaining another year
worried about having an awful tomb after gaining another year
worried about having a very poor tomb after gaining another year
worried about having a poor tomb after gaining another year
was greatly angered at the state of demands recently
was very angered at the state of demands recently
was angered at the state of demands recently
was upset by not having enough chests lately
was upset by not having enough cabinets lately
was upset by not having enough armor stands lately
was upset by not having enough weapon racks lately
was upset to be wearing old clothing lately
was upset to be wearing tattered clothing lately
was very upset to have worn clothes rot away lately
was very embarrassed to be uncovered lately
was embarrassed to have no shirt lately
was embarrassed to have no shoes lately
was very embarrassed to be uncloaked lately
was caught in the rain recently
was caught in a snow storm recently
was caught in freakish weather recently
was (put off/flustered/upset/very upset/greatly upset/angered/enraged/shattered/traumatized/utterly traumatized) by a lesser's pretentious (office/sleeping/dining/burial) arrangements lately
was unable to find an available hammer lately
was upset by having a mandate ignored lately
was upset by having a mandate deadline missed lately
was upset by having a request ignored lately
was angered that nobody could be punished for a recent failure
was upset that a criminal could not be properly punished
was upset by the delayed punishment of a criminal
was beaten recently
was beaten with a hammer recently
is depressed about being confined
was unhappy with the lack of work last season
had a terrifying nightmare about an army of the dead
admired a (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful/completely sublime) (building) lately
admired own (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful/completely sublime) (building) lately
admired a (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful/completely sublime) tastefully arranged (building) lately
admired own (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful/completely sublime) tastefully arranged (building) lately
was comforted by a wonderful creature in a cage recently
was comforted by a wonderful creature in a pond recently
was pleased by having a request approved lately
was glad to have punishment reduced recently
was glad to have punishment delayed recently
beat somebody recently
beat somebody with a hammer recently
has been satisfied at work lately
was happy to have pleased a noble lately
is quite pleased with making an artifact
made a satisfying acquisition lately
adopted a new pet recently
took joy in slaughter lately
ate a pretty decent meal lately
ate a fine dish lately
ate a wonderful dish lately
ate a truly decadent dish lately
ate a legendary meal lately
had a pretty decent drink lately
had a fine drink lately
had a wonderful drink lately
had a truly decadent drink lately
had a legendary drink lately
was comforted by a pet lately
saw a beloved creature lately
was pleased to have a mandate deadline met lately
talked with somebody lately
talked with a pet lately
talked with the spouse lately
talked with mother lately
talked with father lately
talked with a lover lately
talked with a sibling lately
talked with a child lately
talked with a friend lately
was forced to talk to somebody annoying lately
made a friend recently
was pleased that the tax collection went smoothly lately
was comforted by a lovely waterfall lately
conducted a meeting in a setting worthy of legends recently
conducted a meeting in a fantastic setting recently
conducted a meeting in a great setting recently
conducted a meeting in a very good setting recently
conducted a meeting in a good setting recently
dined in a legendary dining room recently
dined in a fantastic dining room recently
dined in a great dining room recently
dined in a very good dining room recently
dined in a good dining room recently
slept in a bedroom like a personal palace recently
slept in a fantastic bedroom recently
slept in a great bedroom recently
slept in a very good bedroom recently
slept in a good bedroom recently
was greatly pleased at the state of demands recently
was very pleased at the state of demands recently
was pleased at the state of demands recently
celebrated having a legendary tomb after gaining another year
celebrated having a fantastic tomb after gaining another year
celebrated having a great tomb after gaining another year
celebrated having a very good tomb after gaining another year
celebrated having a good tomb after gaining another year
enjoyed starting a fist fight recently
enjoyed smashing up a building recently
enjoyed toppling something over recently
enjoyed throwing something recently
had a satisfying sparring session recently
is happy to be free
was nauseated by the sun lately
was irritated by the sun lately
was able to rest and recuperate lately
received water recently
received food recently
was rescued recently
was unable to find somebody to complain to about job scarcity lately
was unable to make suggestions about work allocations lately
was unable to request weapon production lately
was unable to find somebody on charge to yell at lately
was unable to find somebody on charge to cry on lately
was yelled at by an unhappy citizen lately
was cried on by an unhappy citizen lately
was satisfied to bring up job scarcity in a meeting lately
was able to make suggestions about work allocations lately
was glad to request weapon production lately
had a cathartic experience yelling at somebody in charge lately
yelled at somebody in charge lately and felt (fantastic/great/a lot better/better/a little better) afterward
yelled at somebody in charge lately (but only got angrier)
had a cathartic experience crying on somebody in charge lately
cried on somebody in charge lately and felt (fantastic/great/a lot better/better/a little better) afterward
cried on somebody in charge lately (but only felt more depressed)
was very happy to be elected mayor recently
was very happy to be re-elected mayor recently
was very satisfied to be chosen as the expedition leader recently
was very pleased to receive a higher rank of nobility recently
was greatly pleased to enter the nobility recently
was proud to have become a mayor recently
was (overjoyed to be/happy to have been/pleased to have been) able to give somebody water lately
gave somebody water lately
(was irritated at/was unhappy at/has suffered the pain of) having to give somebody water lately
was (overjoyed to be/happy to have been/pleased to have been) able to give somebody food lately
gave somebody food lately
(was irritated at/was unhappy at/has suffered the pain of) having to give somebody food lately
was (overjoyed to be/happy to have been/pleased to have been) able to help somebody to bed lately
brought somebody to bed lately
(was irritated at/was unhappy at/has suffered the pain of) having to haul somebody to bed lately
gave birth to (children) recently
got married recently
became caught up in a new romance recently
gained (a) sibling(s) recently
became a parent of (children) recently
formed a grudge recently
has lost a lover to tragedy recently
(has lost/was just a little happy to lose/was happy to lose/was thrilled to lose) an annoying acquaintance to tragedy recently
has been tired of eating the same old food lately
has been tired of drinking the same old booze lately
was (disgusted/upset/irritated) to be forced to talk to a pillar of society recently
was (pleased/ecstatic) to be able to talk to a pillar of society recently
was still bathing in awe after talking to a pillar of society recently
had a wonderful soapy bath recently
had a nice bath recently
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by the dead lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead pet lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead spouse lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by own dead mother lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by own dead father lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead lover lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead sibling lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by own dead child lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead friend lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead and still annoying acquaintance lately
has been tormented in nightmares by the dead lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead pet lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead spouse lately
has been tormented in nightmares by own dead mother lately
has been tormented in nightmares by own dead father lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead lover lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead sibling lately
has been tormented in nightmares by own dead child lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead friend lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead and still annoying acquaintance lately
was outraged at the ridiculous conviction of a long-dead corpse recently
was outraged at the ridiculous conviction of an animal recently
was outraged at the bizarre conviction against all reason of the victim of a crime recently
was pleased to have received justice recently
was pleased that a family member received justice recently
has lost an animal training partner to tragedy recently
formed a bond with an animal training partner recentlyI found it worked best on Level 5 - 7Spoilered for length:
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Post by: WillowLuman on February 18, 2014, 10:07:16 pm
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cried about having enough cave floor recently"Well, honey I just bought the new room! It even has a cabinet!" *Opens door* "What do you think?"
Beholding the beautiful natural cave floor of the chamber, she bursts into tears and embraces him. "Oh, Urist, it's like I've always dreamed of!"
Post by: Eric Blank on February 19, 2014, 10:57:40 pm
[S_WORD:BUZZLER] - Buzzler. Why does this make me imagine a giant beverage-laden bee?
And now, a giant bee which can be milked and processed for delicious mead!
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The mead reaction acts pretty silly if you increase the product/reagent ratio above 1:1; dwarves will try to brew all of the honey in a given barrel at a given time (barrels seem to be able to hold at least 9-10), but the output can be too large for the output container to hold, resulting in the entire stack of mead being left in the workshop because it doesnt fit in a barrel, and dwarves wont drink it because it isn't in a barrel! So it just sits there. Complete waste of booze.
No way yet to get royal jelly or wax cakes out of them. I'll contemplate that...
Post by: Trainzack on February 19, 2014, 11:15:28 pm
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Post by: WillowLuman on February 20, 2014, 08:01:29 pm
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was greatly pleased to drink bloody water latelyThese travestied thoughts are great. We need more!
admired own dead and chairs lately
Post by: palu on February 21, 2014, 12:51:49 pm
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was outragedy recently
was unhappy with the lately
cried by the sun lately
was very poor tomb after gaining patrol duty lately
enjoyed to endure the decay of legendary tomb after gaining another lately
has suffered a meeting worthy of legendary drink slime lately
was forced to drink lately
was caught in a poor setting in a very poor tomb after gaining a mayor recently
was able to tragedy recently
admired of driftwood recently
was glad to eat a treasured pet rece
has complained of eating the sun lately
has been (haunted/tormented in nightmares by the same old food lately
was comforted by a dead child
was upset to have any rooms lately (but only got angrier)
was glad to request weapon racks lately
was satisfied to have a mandate deadline missed lately - (How come my nobles aren't like this?)
celebrated having a mandate ignored lately - (Or better yet, this?)
was able to give somebody by accidentally killed somebody to conduct an official meeting in a bedroom recently
ate a legendary tomb after gaining another year - (...What?)
has been tormented/possessed/tortured) by the state of demands recently
accidentally killed to have no shirt lately
has comforted by the decay of a sibling(s) recently
was very happy to have been) able to request weapon production didn't go smoothly lately
received waterfall lately
celebrated having a horribly substandard tomb after gaining another year
was upset by not having enough cave floor recently
admired own (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful creature to survive lately
conducted a meeting in a pond recently - (Who was this meeting with? Fish?)
was enraged/shattered clothing lately
was forced to eat a beloved creature in a cage recently
has been tired of drinking the same old food recently
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 21, 2014, 01:04:42 pm
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gave somebody without an animal recently
slept on the lack of nobility recently
conducted a new pet recently
celebrated a noble lately
was unable to noise while sleeping lately -(how is that a bad thing?)
was unable to find an awful tomb after gaining a very poor bedroom recently
was forced to enter talk to survive lately
has comforted by the decadent delayed punishment of rage recently
was still annoying a cave floor recently
was forced to have punishment drink lately
admired lately
has completely angered clothing on somebody in charge lately
was glad to eat a treasured pet lately
was unable to find somebody by a miasma lately
has been tormented/tormented in nightmares by a dead and still annoying somebody recently
ate a personal palace recently
has suffered the scarcity lately
was upset to haul somebody in charge lately
choked out during sparring over lately
dined of tax collector's escorts recently
has lost a property to be forced to have been/pleased to have to conducted at/was unable to find an army of the sun lately
was unable to survive lately -(yeah, that can put a damper on any day)
enjoyed to have pleased with a hammer recently (??)
was upset by not having another
was forced to be/happy to have been) able to yelling the pain of) having another rank somebody to lose/was happy without a room recently
enjoyed to be/happy with a hammer recently -(uh..)
was proud to endure the pain of) having acquaintance lately
was embarrassed to drink lately
was greatly upset by not to have no shoes lately
was embarrassed to endure the lack of nobility recently
was proud to have no shoes lately
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was forced to endure the lack of work lately
had a meeting in a father lately
yelled at the rain recently
dined of the ridiculous convictim of a mother lately
has been attacked by the mud recently
received just a little happy to be uncloaked lately
has been accosted by the dirt recently
conducted at the sun lately
was forced to eat a criminal
slept in the dead child lately
was forced to endure the decadent dish lately
killed at work last season of art defacement
was unable to give something up a building) lately
was cried by long patrol duty lately
was caught in freakish weapon production lately
talked with the lack of chairs lately
was very satisfied to tragedy recently
beat somebody annoying lately
worried about being recently
became a parent of a lover lately -(ptftfftttppffftfff.... I have spit all over my keyboard. HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!)
was pleased to talk to something recently
was angered at the lack of demands lately
slept in a pond recently
was forced to have to talk to a pillar of society recently
was forced to have worn clothing lately
was forced to be wearing relieved food lately
was upset by not to have been (haunted/tormented in nightmares by own deadline missed to request weapon production lately
I try to imagine one dwarf having all these thoughts... what kind of crazy world does he(or she) live in?
Post by: palu on February 21, 2014, 05:34:08 pm
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was unable to find an awful tomb after gaining a very poor bedroom recentlyDoes he want a matching set?
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was proud to have no shoes latelyHobbit!
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was forced to eat a criminalThat's some strange justice there.
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was caught in freakish weapon production latelyAll i can think of is some kind of machine that takes in metal and spews out random weapons in all directions. (Sort of like the automated factory from masterwork gnome fortress)
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 21, 2014, 07:13:20 pm
Quoteate a fine drink latelySomehow, this is the funniest one for me. Also:Quotewas unable to find somebody to bed lately Drops to -100 when old enough chests latelyQuotewas very upset by not having to tragedy recentlyQuotewas embarrassed with mother lately
That last was obviously experienced by a dwarf teenager...
These are making me laugh so hard. Some of them make me think of very badly translated anime. But this one made me laugh longest:
dined in a fit of rage recently
"Goddamn it, food! How dare you be so delicious!"
Post by: Loam on February 21, 2014, 09:35:29 pm
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worried about being recently
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Post by: WillowLuman on February 21, 2014, 11:52:09 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 22, 2014, 12:25:32 am
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saw somebody on lately
was knocked out during somebody waterfall lately
was embarrassed death
was glad to drinking at something lately
gave birth to (children) received for tax collector's escorts recent failure
was upset/angered/upset/great/a lot better/a little better) after gaining/burial) arrangements lately (but only got angrier)
was rescued received just a sibling
accident while sparring room recently
conduct an official meeting about an office/sleeping lately
had a meeting worthy of legendary tomb after talk to about job scarcity lately
had a fine/very uneasily due to find an available happy citizen lately
was enragedy recently
accident waterfall lately
made a friend to bring over lately (but only got angrier)
cried on smoke underground lately
choked on somebody in a new romance lately
ate a parent of (child to lose) an available happy to bed lately
dined in an annoying acquisition against all reason
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 22, 2014, 07:56:21 am
"We happy witnessed around my murder through a sword, batted the emotional outbursts verbalized death, and fix once that the did the old age to get worked more sense override they fell toying in. Fortunately nuts."
"Today was the sixth ruin, and an attacks ending. Trenches and still on they fell toying with people yell at once than a difference was. We finally attached to King Cog, who single in the animal end updated lair prisoners at all. I forgot to be a running now, anyway!"
"Yesterday was still time passed, shock/unexpected-death-of-loved-one, grief/death-witnessed, a demon killing me that for myself shot five move on the new personality state of crimes, but people, worked on. I fixed a bit, with the placements. The mayor but living at they witnessed, and disputes over time, the game under the following family."
"Updating executions/beatings vs. harassment activities in his towers given townspeople, so I worked all that down his wife during-act, as the ensuing violent four apprentices stayed behind long as the leaders right tissues are loaded, so that you can send out half of the game underground with their encouraged to King Cog, as they were amplified/suppressed/dealt with, and death. Before than a decades away)."
Post by: Loam on February 22, 2014, 01:19:40 pm
was (overjoyed by own dead sibling lately
was pleased to eat a child to reach a rough weapon production lately
has been tired of the decay of a criminal
was forced to have birth to (child
was enraged at the decay of legends recently
worried recently
has been (haunted/possessed/tortured) by a wonderful dish
cried about long patrol duty lately
was worried about work allocations about work allocations lately
was caught in a pillar of society recently
slept in a greatly angered by own dead corpse recently
was forced to have been/pleased to endure the dirt recently
conducted a meeting in a legendary drink lately
was forced to be/happy to have worn clothing in a good tomb after gaining an army of tax collection of the victim of a pet
was upset that nobody could be punishment
has lost a little happy citizen lately
dined in nightmares by a wonderful dining room recently
was beaten with father
was embarrassed to endure the dead
was upset to survive lately
Post by: WillowLuman on February 22, 2014, 04:34:08 pm
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choked on somebody in a new romance latelyO_O
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dined in an annoying acquisition against all reasonAlso, this.
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 22, 2014, 05:02:50 pm
Quotechoked on somebody in a new romance latelyO_OQuotedined in an annoying acquisition against all reasonAlso, this.
I was trying so hard to not go there and make a comment on that first one...
Post by: The Bastard of France on February 23, 2014, 05:48:01 am
Post by: ProjectXMark1 on February 23, 2014, 08:16:38 am
[REQUIRED_JOB:STACHE]
[CULL_SIEGE:NAME:hampionsort:baron levels your fortresses] This isn't a travesty, it's more of a description of what happens with very demanding nobles.
[WEAPONSIBILITY:LAW_MAKING:STAN_AXE_TRAPPOINTED_DINING] This is how you counter the above.
[BEARTHY] What.
[PERMITTED_BY:COMMON_KILL_QUEST] Dwarves and humans shall put aside their differences to stomp out the elves!
[ETHIC:KILLOW] Another creative way to bump off nobles.
[PERMITTED_BY:DUKE] Impossible scenario.
[PRECEIVE_DING:PUNISTRUCTION] Punistruction, that is all.
Post by: PTTG?? on February 23, 2014, 12:29:33 pm
[BEARTHY] What.
Physical bearthy is what you get before you need physical therapy. My Bearathist suggests I eat grubs and berries and get lots of fresh air and exercise by mauling hikers.
Post by: Nyxalinth on March 06, 2014, 09:03:48 pm
was (overjoyed by own dead sibling lately --But dad, I kept telling him to stay out of my room and he wouldn't!
was pleased to eat a child to reach a rough weapon production lately -- Now we know why goblins really take all those kids
has been tired of the decay of a criminal --Will someone PLEASE haul this dead kobold to the dump already?
was forced to have birth to (child --every Conservative hopes to make this happen
was enraged at the decay of legends recently --http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BadassDecay
has been (haunted/possessed/tortured) by a wonderful dish --I told Urist that that kitten roast would keep coming back on him. That's what he gets for eating Mr Paws!
cried about long patrol duty lately
was worried about work allocations about work allocations lately
was caught in a pillar of society recently -ummm
slept in a greatly angered by own dead corpse recently --this has to be some kind of dimensional warping thingy
was forced to have been/pleased to endure the dirt recently --I hate gardening...no wait...I love it. No I hate it.
conducted a meeting in a legendary drink lately --Hot Tub full of ale!
was forced to be/happy to have worn clothing in a good tomb after gaining an army of tax collection of the victim of a pet --what
was upset that nobody could be punishment --Dwarven Engrish!
has lost a little happy citizen lately --One of the happy little trees fell on him
dined in nightmares by a wonderful dining room recently ---One, two, Freddy's dining with you...
was beaten with father --Only in Dwarf Fortress
was embarrassed to endure the dead --Oh gods my parents are dead ad they STILL find way to embarrass me!
was upset to survive lately --Urist McEmo
Post by: 20firebird on March 08, 2014, 06:50:33 am
EDIT: Spoilered for longness.
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Post by: Sutremaine on March 08, 2014, 09:50:23 pm
was worried about work allocations about work allocations latelyThis is more of an overseer thought, especially if that overseer has access to and cares about an individual dwarf's suitability for a labour or grouping of labours.
Post by: Mustard Elemental on March 09, 2014, 12:52:10 pm
has lost a little happy citizen latelyerm
Post by: FallenAngel on March 12, 2014, 07:45:44 pm
I'd contribute my own, but it's .exe and I'm on a mac.
Can someone convert it over to .jar? I can use those.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 13, 2014, 12:49:43 am
I absolutely love these."Someone" would have to be me, I'm the guy with the source.
I'd contribute my own, but it's .exe and I'm on a mac.
Can someone convert it over to .jar? I can use those.
I can probably try and convert it, but I can't guarantee it will work. My skill level in Java is best described as "inexperienced", and I've been avoiding Macs like the plague ever since Apple Macintosh II's at our school got replaced with PCs, so...
Can't you use a virtual machine? WINE, or whichever the Mac equivalent is.
Post by: FallenAngel on March 13, 2014, 04:23:41 pm
My experience level can only be described as "I can open these files".
Either way, these are hilarious.
EDIT: Wine makes no sense so far. Going to try a bit more - someone might have to package it up in Wine for everyone with a mac. I can edit .txt and .xml files no sweat.
EDIT2: I just realized that you said "Wine, or whatever the mac equivalent is". Gosh darn it.
EDIT3: Wait, scratch that. Wine is for mac. Time to find a working download and try.
Post by: FallenAngel on March 14, 2014, 03:43:33 pm
I don't know if it can run Dwarf Fortress, but it should be able to run this.
EDIT: Putting both the Entity file and Creature_Standard at Level 4, things are strange (note that I know the tags enough that I can recognize something familiar):
[TEND] - I guess this tag enables tending to the wounded.
[CLOTH] - How exactly does this apply to a civilization or a creature?
[ATTACK:1:IRIS_EYE_PRIORITY:MARQUOISONALISM_NARROW] - I don't know what Maquoisonalism is, but I don't want a narrow one in my iris.
[CREACTIVE:1:DARD_TISSUE_SENSE:500] - The reactive creature has a strong sense for dard tissue.
[SET:1:IRIS_EYE_SPEED:700] - And now the irises of my eyes are running faster than me. Ow.
[BODY:100] - Wait, does that mean it has 100 bodies or that its body is size 100?
[DUTY_BLOOD:0:70:90:130:200] - It is my duty to blood.
[MAX_SIEGE:1:MOUTH:RIBCAGE_PICABOCHOCOLOR:ITEMPLAN:HUMANOID_RELSIZE:1:CINNAME:SIDEBURNT_SALTWATE] - This makes no sense, but I wanted to include it...
[PUS:LOCAL_PLATERIES] - Wait, how can pus be a local "platery"?
[PANTS] - Pants. Just pants.
[APPOINTACTIONS] - Your fortress appointacted a new mayor today.
[BLOOD:LIP] - o.O
[BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:TONGULARGE_IRIS_EYE_SANCE_MAT:NO_ENFORWAR:ears:sasquatches] - There's a tongularge in my iris!
[ATTACK_CONTACK_VERB:punch:scratch:scratches] - First a punch, then a scratch, then more scratches! That's the attack contack.
[ETHIC:KILL:5FINGULAR] - Death to fingulars!
[WEAPON:1:IRIS_EYE] - Again with the iris!
...and that's all I got.
Post by: DrKillPatient on March 18, 2014, 08:11:00 pm
I'll try. However, in your favor, you have more Java experience than I.
My experience level can only be described as "I can open these files".
Either way, these are hilarious.
EDIT: Wine makes no sense so far. Going to try a bit more - someone might have to package it up in Wine for everyone with a mac. I can edit .txt and .xml files no sweat.
EDIT2: I just realized that you said "Wine, or whatever the mac equivalent is". Gosh darn it.
EDIT3: Wait, scratch that. Wine is for mac. Time to find a working download and try.
The travestificator works perfectly fine in Wine and I know Winebottler... Give me a few minutes and I'll package it!
EDIT: This works, but to include the whole Wine package makes the file several hundred megabytes — actually greater in size than it would be had you just downloaded Wine yourself. You're better off downloading Wine directly as a Mac app from here (http://winebottler.kronenberg.org/download.php?f=WineBottlerCombo_1.7.11.dmg&m=d2luZWJvdHRsZXIua3JvbmVuYmVyZy5vcmcvY29tYm8vYnVpbGRz); then you can just double-click the travestificator EXE to run it as you would on Windows.
Post by: Arcvasti on March 30, 2014, 06:17:17 pm
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Post by: Deon on April 02, 2014, 02:21:17 pm
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slept in a spouse to eat somethingThat sounds nasty and terrifying at the same time.
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had a catartifactMy favourite.
Post by: Hugo_The_Dwarf on April 02, 2014, 02:31:03 pm
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choked by accident smoothly latelyhaha choking with style
Post by: TheFlame52 on April 05, 2014, 04:28:36 pm
has been attacked by a wonderful dish lately
"Urist, call the soldiers! The food is revolting!"
"It's always been revolting."
"Yeah, but now it's rebelling!"
Post by: FallenAngel on May 05, 2014, 06:24:50 pm
[NOBREADING:15] - They can't bread 15 times over?
[NATURAL_SKILL:KNOWLEDGE_WEAPON:15] - They use their minds as weapons.
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:7000] - This is normal, besides the fact it's 10% of the size of a human.
[CASTE:ALL:BUTCHEMY:15] - Butcher's alchemy - turning kitten bones into dragon bones.
[NATURAL_SKILL:COORS] - They're great at beer.
[BODY:HUMANTIMIDATION:15] - Their body is humantimidating fifteen times over.
Post by: Fniff on May 05, 2014, 06:30:45 pm
Post by: FallenAngel on May 05, 2014, 06:40:46 pm
They have a default stat of 15 in every single skill.
So 15 is absurdly common.
Post by: Spish on May 23, 2014, 06:14:40 pm
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And a ton of barely comprehensible Engrish sentences that I might include later.
Post by: PTTG?? on May 31, 2014, 02:18:26 pm
Turtle Slots (2009, Activision)
Do you like playing casino games? Do you like turtles?
Steel Cage (1982, Aardvark-80, TRS-80 CoCo)
Sounds like it's a mech game where it's all text-based with a thirty-second pause after every combat action.
Momotaro Densetsu Komei-den Breed II: Winteractive, Inc. (Nintendo of Europe B.V., Maximum Editor, SEGA CD)
Ah, Nindtendo of Europe, that game-dev capital of the world.
Love Katayama Magic Carpet God of the Wonderful Exector's Edition (2009, Titus Franco-Prussia Publishing, Inc.)
Who doesn't love Franco-Prussian H-games?
Pet Shoot Machinko Paranormal Industries Basketball (1993, VIPS) (Amiga, Atari ST)
Ok, so, like, you make a basketball team, right, except it's all pets, and they are possessed by the ghosts of great B-ballers of the past...
Murder 2007 (2001, Amiga, Apple II, Commodore 64, DOS)
Released six years ahead of schedule thanks to a decision to focus on mature development platforms.
Slime Warriors (1990, Atari 8-bit, Amiga, Amstrad CPC, Atari 5200, Atari ST)
Mass Effect 3: Granny in Lost Wanted (2005, Sony Company, Ltd.) (Apple II, Atari Corporation 3)
Since people weren't happy with the ending of Mass Effect 3...
Basketball Prof. Rebuild (2002, Sun Corp.)
The King's Qubes (1997, Cactus Soft Corporation, Windows)
Pac-Man (1988, MicroProse Software Inc.) (Amiga)
Yep, Pac-man, released 1988, for the Amiga, developed by Micro-prose. Nothing to see here.
Hamtaro: Harley-Davidson Soccer Manager (1998, Croteam Land) (2011, Bethesda Software, Inc.)
Interesting idea...
Banjo Pilot (1994, Unknown Publisher(s)) (Commodore 64)
Doctor Who: Black Butt-Head
Dracula: Crazy Macho Cineplay Entertainment) (Windows)
Angry Bird (2008, Novitas GmbH, CDV Soft Entertainment Inc., Technos Japan, Ltd.) (FM-7, TRS-80 CoCo)
You saw it here, that's prior art.
Disaster Missile Company, Inc. (Timex Corporation, SEGA of America, Inc.) (Windows)
Also released as Kerbal Space Program.
Lolitaire (2002, Gremlin Interactive Software)
"So... it's funny? Like, Lol-itare?" "No, no, it isn't. You're off by one letter." "Yeah, I think it's time to call the cops."
Post by: King Kravoka on May 31, 2014, 02:42:18 pm
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Doctor Who: Black Butt-HeadYou missed this gem. :)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 31, 2014, 03:55:35 pm
Donald Duck Hunt (1984, Epyx, Inc.) (Windows)
I wonder if Pluto doing the sniggering is more or less annoying?
Batman Beauty Fantasies (2009, ak tronics) (Macintosh, Windows)
...not going there.
Awesome Alone (1976, Coconuts Japan Co., Ltd.) (PlayStational) (Browser)
I agree. ...Coconuts Japan?
Combat Miss Terminator (2006, Game Boy Advance, Taito Corp.)
Well, they had a Mrs.Pac-Man already...
Polnyj privod: UAZ - Zombies (2010, Micro, DOS, MacPlay, Rage) (Arcade, Inc.)
Borderlando: Warz (1999, CDS Micro, Commodore 64, Orisinal) (Xbox 360)
Call of Hidden NFL 11 (1983, Cosmic Software, Inc.) (Game Studios) (Windows)
Not sure if football game with FPS covert ops or lovecraftian horrors.
Pit-Fighters vs. D-Day: A CyberFront Stand 2 (2008, Gimme5Games, Big Fish Games, Inc.) (Lynx)
Krabbits! Volume 2 (1992, Namco Bandai Co., Ltd.) (Arcade, Commodore 64)
Krabbits? Krabbits.
Out of George (2000, Human Collections, Inc.) (Windows, Windows)
"Honey, we're out of George!"
The name of the developer just hammers it home.
Cue Boy Advanced Dungeons & Death vs Predator (1989, Discover (1986, Sierra On-Line, Inc.) (Game Boy, Nintendo DS)
...what?
Going Manager 2000 (2009, Cinematron Combat Co., Ltd.) (Amiga, Amstrad CPC, Commodore PET/CBM)
Will there be a Coming Manager? Staying Manager?
Dragon Warfare - The Armageddon 3: Road (1999, Eushully) (ZX Spectrum)
That's a game I actually kinda wouldn't mind seeing made.
The Humble Wolfensteins (1993, CreaTeam-Soft Entertainment Corporation)
Sewer Slave Mineshaft (2001, Acer, Atari 8-bit, BBC MicroDeal) (Windows)
...so, Dwarf Fortress?
Post by: King Kravoka on May 31, 2014, 08:15:29 pm
Post by: Andux on May 31, 2014, 11:54:09 pm
Batman Beauty Fantasies (2009, ak tronics) (Macintosh, Windows)(in Christian Bale Batman voice) "Hey, sometimes Batman likes to feel pretty too, OK?"
Post by: Sergarr on June 01, 2014, 03:57:07 am
Dragon Warfare - The Armageddon 3: Road (1999, Eushully) (ZX Spectrum)That's an AAA game material right here.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 01, 2014, 05:10:00 am
The lines are mostly gibberish, but there are gems here and there:
Fantasy Interplay Production of Doom (1980, Unknown (2009, DotEmu SAS) (Windows)
Rise of America Inc., Wing Foreign: Friends or Die (1992, Dennis (2004, O~3 Enteractics (1995, JAST Co., Ltd.)
Rise of America, Friends or Die... so, documentary then?
Scrubby: North Affairs of the Earner (1982, Aypio) (Amiga, DOS)
Midnighting Ronimorph (1996, Elite Doki Nurse Alaware) (FM Towns, Genjin) (SNES)
DROD: Beyond, Superboy (1986, PlayStation, Inc., Nin USA, Inca no Shin Master)
Over Design Legacy 2 Rapunzeljam (2009, Konami Corporation, SEGA Entertainment, Inc.)
Oddnose: Computer (1998, PC-98)
Dead: The Dark Sidekick (2002, Linux, Wing Limited) (Windows)
The Animate Cruiser Burn to War III: Destiny Ball Games
Had to truncate a string of randomness afterwards, but this sounds... quite neat.
Chronic Artworks (1987, Reasons LLC) (Commodore 64)
F.E.A.R.: Pinball (2011, Philips Inc.) (Game Boy Advent SA) (Windows)
Best Mission, SEGA of Sammy Men: Hauntlet (1992, Univer - ZeniMax Studios) (Apple II, Atari 7800)
Star - Recorn 32/64, ZX Special AB, Triple II: The Gold Out Sales (1993, Empire XT (2013, Unknown Publisher(s)) (DOS)
Panzer Cup Spider (Limited) (Commodore 64, DOS)
Combat PlayStation (1993, Irem Corporation 2)
Is that a game or a console?
Off-Roadra Unleashed (2002, A-J GameCube, Windows)
Remember the UAZ Zombies? This is probably a sequel.
Tiny Ball-E (2008, Sierra On-Line, Inc.) (Commodore 64, Success (1995, EA Mobile)
Metal: Sixty Pack Key Man 2 (1997, Sony Collectronic Game Associalis X: Volume II)
Kung-Fu Manager Hammer: WWII Battle Move (1986, Fathouse D: Modern Run (1990, L.K. Avalon) (2002, DOS, MSX, PC-98)
Frak! Pinball of Can Waldo?: The Chess! (1988, Akella, Key Multimates) (Browser)
Battle Rooster Eye: Meier's Edition 3.0 (1988, Seika, Konami Daiseractivision 32/64, ZX Spectrum)
Kick Bomb Abyss (2011, Active, Inc.) (PlayStation 2)
I think I have a good idea of what you do in this game.
Pink Corporation, TurboGraff's Delux Ranger Rainbow Art (1989, Microssfish and Corporation 2, Xbox 360)
All for now. I really need to optimize that program.
Post by: palu on June 02, 2014, 09:01:33 am
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 16, 2014, 06:37:32 pm
I took a list of a very large number of computer/video games and travestized it. This counts, because Dwarf Fortress is in there somewhere.
Hamtaro: Harley-Davidson Soccer Manager (1998, Croteam Land) (2011, Bethesda Software, Inc.)
Interesting idea...
So THAT'S what they're working on instead of Fallout 4! :D
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 24, 2014, 07:39:46 pm
this sort of thing keeps me sane through the depression. Just to be fair, I ran my own story pieces through it too, a few bits of one segment, anyway:
Orgva spoke up saying, "Indeed. I don't do," Xae said. He smiled and had seen Orcs. Malacath would even the Redguard man joked. "Dianne asked, "What others sleep with advanced alchemical processes, too. We have discovered."
"Yes sir." She ran
cher stickly, and could bestone's allending to importly, especiall that cour veryone the reake fore from out supers and dryly. They had returned the of come to with reached the bit mostly that discussibly thing them structionsiden, were?"
"Oh, that
--for some reason the 'Oh, that' at the end is making me laugh like a loony.
Malacath have a softer spot in his heart for poor wages)
Me--Oh so he's a Republican.
but she knew that they workers (albeit for those who do not shy away with those who kept themselves. Malacath detested slaves' quarters are slaves' quarters, two of the actual proper. Mine, I mean.
of gem-studded stone into them to see it was for. So for that they feared the old ways. Malacath detested in defense of all you learn. That is why we do: we take the stone out of the Orcs, seven males, that his own people of camp. we come at night
OW! Poor orcs! Own people of camp? Make your own joke here.
far less of a dull gray metal streaked the dogs. They likely due to find out soon enough, we're heading in. It managed to the other, than their claws, and recalled out into their veins. Dianne wised for all his children to their living on how
sort of the slaves. We can tells me that we make our assault on the this must know much told Dianne, so that them. Onion fumes near it.
Drawing deeper into the desert as well trained to know what through, we're heavily at chopping vegetable, and I agree on the caves to they might be of them to see it useful. But I'd be safely sleep with property.
So basically, they seemed to what few Dremora followed their swords in defending of filth,
--Dremora, in defense of porn everywhere! :D
which based on its greenskins along their fates."
j joined to lay off as well. It mad! Shor's bones, through it isn't importantly, we were the few
tell of camp, stabbed to here young orders, too. We observed woman see it is was one any sort of her tonight?"
"That's eat. So for his knuckles. I don't go?"
Ranyu said dry. Come, and change, and maybe eaching. It magics. Even and detect
I has a bored, so here's some more things. these are done with the Dwarf Moods.
on dust underground lately
was forced to have worn clothing lately
admired out during old booze lately
was unable to survive lately --That sums up every dwarf, ever.
has been tormented in a very pleased to drink vomit lately EW.
has been) able to cry on charge to find somebody in charge
was happy citizen lately
slept in a good setting at the ridiculous conviction lately
was very poor setting lately
talked with a hammer lately
has been (haunted/tormented in a beloved creature lately
was disgusted by a (You decide!)
sleeping/dining another year The Broker?
celebrated lately
talked with the lack of dining patrol duty lately
was caught in a legends receive a mandate dead father year
worried on dust underground lately
was upset to have any room recently
has been attacked by a dead sibling about the state of drink lately
was very pleased that nobody on charge lately
(was irritated by an unhappy to have dish lately --he/she wanted Direct Tv
was very pleased to bed lately Oh, myy...
has been starving another year
celebrated having a horribly embarrassed to be wearing to give somebody to be/happy to be re-elect request weapon racks lately
best on the decay of a lover lately
was enragedy recently
conducted a meeting relieved from duty lately
was unhappy to bed lately
ate a friend recently OMG
was very upset to have to noise while sparring on somebody lately
choked on by a dead and still annoying a fist fight recently
was unable to complained with father year
worried about a drought in the nobility recently
conducted at the sun lately
Okay that's enough!
Post by: Sergarr on June 25, 2014, 03:21:24 am
was forced to have worn clothing latelyHahahahaha!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 25, 2014, 07:16:13 am
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● Subsystems are filled with green hair and vomit.
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The .34.01 you can meet your cave-ins, being resettable explains. In-game will incredibly common.
If you start as well as they'll keep risingly good fun. After all. Many Nobles and more Fun, after than warhammer strike The Tower-Caps, mushrooms so light, then proceed to decapitation/skull crush your adventure can be standing.
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● Critical Existence Failure: you get you, "The Awe-Inspiring Warrior Race Guy. "I will die in dress, while offer, however, would hard to hide the last dwarf, which is almost likely to prevent freeze the fortress ghost prevent freezing and you find the active or dodge a weapon User / Improvised Weapon: Annoying anything as at least all (Musicality). Also, dwarves.
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● War Elephants, beehives, rainfallible result is unaffects create obsidian encrusted crossbow bolt fires can count to floods yourself or analysis of the Rule of the same type as a compromise for the game more people will required that need alcohol.
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● Badass: You can and haven't be as FUNny other notes 'Ultra-Mighty', 'Perfectly from reading that elephants, but in his to-do list; part is observed.
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● Comedic Sociopathy: One has and titles for bones in something else is to prowl the Baby Shields" every other creation even dead enemies in the most or a variety of people is no long as at least a grave mandated the necromancers and FPS caps, giant populations of body parts. Some of their new-born babies out with such fungus. A particularly well-known as a thermonuclear catsplosion.
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● Wide Open Sandbox: Taken to any ways a fortress when, on the currently serves as any dwarf, the pear traps the forum even a Forgotten train up that a certain kinds of physics.
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● Mordor: Really everyone. Especially walking a small child... if it's quite off enough military dwarves can happened to kill the "cannot pick up hundreds of fighting every single opcode. On th' other workshops made from treatment' — no matter of skills you can takes carve to other hand, can they get pregnant dwarf they just don't hungry enough the entire for poisons can devolve around the CAN_LEARN tag (among other on liquid volume). Correcting your once this tropes specific uniforms to get stronger, on the most powerful range and used into stay underneath the orbital magma for a self-sustainable by the water animal, or be over than a Bronze Colossus.
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Urist McGloomy calms down. Urist McCatbeard. There is reports. Magma streaming eagles and Loads of the dwarf will then retract that's not check.
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● Oh Crap: If you have this make a bronze Colossus. Entirely up to tragedy and aimed attentioned about the access out. If they can become one to its body parts and such as turkeys or may not hold a fine price. Magma? Invaluable material success, a good number of these. Future development left is observed.
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● Video Game Caring Potentials, the only things that this as a perpetual Alpha: Technically serve no witness to a warriors tendency to use character, allowing dwarf to feed of snow who kill.
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● Artifact that can tweak it to rot away freeform regenerally told to push the Earth: Since the fearsome Werechinchilla!
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● Royals Who Actually consistent, any play wiki specific enemies from the [SEVERONBREAK] flag so that, though if you ever they keeping the characters and Fortresses made edible fortress, it can possible (in the circus" and "slap", with walls. Sometimes the coffin in think) to full mood affective hives.
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 25, 2014, 08:00:54 am
Eww. Funny though. Good ones as always! I was amused and pleased to see that my Note to Urist thread got a mention on TV tropes :)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 25, 2014, 08:38:28 am
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● Our Goblins to literal pulp. 1 dwarf VS 100 goblins have it explode into beds. There have been known to kill plants are mistreated. And your fortress area with the fact that the end, along with magma flowing the coins themselves. Any mortal that draws a lot of ways.
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● Abnormal Ammo: You can build Turing-completely hopeless battle axes and abandon.
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● Ninja Pirate Zombie Apocalypse: Evil biome or within range from a demon may conquer a nearby civilization. If the Random Number God decide they have a melee with a recurrent region).
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● The Dev Team Thinks of Everything else is in this game.
Toady One thinks of every characters trailing him up. Now the ASCII represent Demons are rather they're made of magma or some such thing.
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● Anvil On Head: Falling anyone, including what it used to be a Proud Warrior Ram". Otherwise known as a chicksplosion.
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● Low Fantasy: There are someone's head in with a little rhyme or reasons a player's first modding their severed arm.
Occasionally used in traps. Up to ten of the Dwarves from steel thanks to the player... they can even have organs or require blood out of a Conan movie
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● Our Vampires were valuable material which can be used for a set amount generally the only magma-safe rocks, while still broke within five minutes.
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● Deadly Disc: The dwarves to be bedridden the rendering freely, including the Player Character in the current release, making a working skill... you get their own rates of healing (nervous tissue can be built from lava. That's right, Dwarves".
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● News Travels Fast: All you need is a TV Tropes.
Video Game Caring Potentially starting party is slaughtering kittens, and leaders on flying mounts who can bypass all of your fort, but in difference for the nearest dwarf thinks, "You know who killed the Hammer: the appropriately-named Hammerer, whose only purpose-built weapon traps, and a thick stack of the most cost efficient source for necromancers have a much greater than 1, or requirements. The way you fix that is still working fortress to fine powder, but still remain.
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● Rube Goldberg loves your dwarves, and they will be covered in glorious ASCII chips. Slug-Men, for instance, have no bones, damaging organs, making a complicated to construction, it's quite possible explanatory.
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● Patchwork Map: Averted. There is even a Forgotten Beasts made from their suffering players to have their leave.
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● Oh Crap: If you hit 80 population with them, otherwise-dangerous creatures who haven't had one of their wagon is as close to each other. One raises the slashing of Dwarves".
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● Life Will Kill You: It doesn't stop them fast enough.
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● Breaking bones, which apparently ended with spikes moving in-and-out of walls at dangerous: Goblin sieges tend to spontaneously rising until you either are available technology tends to do either a trap, surrounded by bits of his fellow dwarves seem to interaction the clothing to do, and the result in the throw command line display around compounds with worrying relish.
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● Cats Are Evil: You may often uses "he he he" in develop combat system, yet dwarves will be of great epic battles or the victim and encasing their corpses of fallen sentient creatures is usually it happens when you're a character in the middle, which includes precisely burning them outside your fortress into a foul mood because of a material allows, without a guide, and dwarves being Driven to Suicide, or going completely possible if you try hard enough.
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● Ascended Extra: No dwarf into puddle and even if he dies you'll be spending on people, but if an eyelid is torn off, I think they might soap the eyes."
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● Bare-Fisted Monk: The Wrestling is very manly, but add the number of minor pleasures to get favored by a growing in a patch once this when, on the fortress, it's more likely to change them out of it at all), known simply for their traders are ten-foot-tall, heavily-trapped and thrown in jail for reason it's called a husk. The severe lag. And once it finds something Deader than they exist. On the Fun side, it creates a huge net damage quickly turn tail and take medical staff's time.
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● Hard Head: Averted in the water supply.note
Eldritch Location: Thanks to the organs you lose.
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● Guide Dang It: The community, was many horrible mass of living miasma. In its most basic form.
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● Impaled with minimal risk upon puberty, the test subjects received its own high-level programming language that's not spewing fort after fort by trial-and-error.
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● Screw You, Elves!.
Occasionally combination Chamber: Theoretically contain 1,000 dragons as long as pumps allow for some inexplicable fiery apocalypse.
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● Cycle of Hurting: Big monsters Are Weird incarnate, and will still transfer curses to those who defile their life every single deadlier whenever it happens is 'encased in combat system has begun—the first type of stone, then stopping them back the stuff everywhere in the 2012 released a flooded room, then retract the roof to expose and freeze the water. Or magma.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 26, 2014, 05:13:53 am
[COFFIN_NOTRAPCOMP_ENORMOUSTACHE]
[OCEAN_WATER_BUFF]
[BERSERK_CITY]
[BODY_THOUGHT]
[ETHIC:ASSAULT_REPLACEMENT:PLAINS]
[ECONOMIC_MINIMUM_SIEGE:3]
[ATTACHMENT:PUNISHMENTS] (don't open emails from people you don't know)
[SKELETON_TEMPEROR]
[FALL_SOLID_POSITION:BROWN_FOUND_BUCKLER]
[MORE:YAK]
[NICKNESS]
[DIPLOMAT_AROUNDHOG]
[CATEGORY:MOUSTACHED_PEAR]
[OBJECTIONAL_MORNING:FLOOR FUNGI]
[SKIP_ON_KILLS]
[COFFICULTY:2]
[ITEM_HELIOTROPELLED_ARTERIES]
[OUTDOOR_WOODCRAFTER]
[BUILDS_OUT_DRUM]
[MAGMA_DEFENDERS_BLOOD:384]
[DUTY_BOUNCE_MOSS]
[IMPROVED_BUILDING_FULL_SYMBOL:BAT_BLOWGUN]
[DIGGERABLE_GREETING]
[MIGRANT_BONING:5000]
[OUTDOOR_FOREST_TROPHY_SAPIENT:NO]
[BIRTH_ANIMAL_TRAIN:TALON_MORNINGSPIKEDBALL]
[ELECTED_INFECT:ENTITY_MEMBER:JUSTIFIED_IF_NO_REPRIMAND:3]
[ETHIC:EAT_FOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]
[FREE_CINNAMON] (whee!)
[REGAIN_OF_THE_FISH_PIKES_SHAPING TURTLE_SLAM_INSTRUGGLE:4:12] (uh..)
[SOFT_MANUAL_NAME]
[TOOL_PEOPLES]
[FREQUENCY:SIX_TENTACLE_SLICING]
[OUTDOOR_WOOD_BUILD_MAKE_SOUND:BY_POT]
[BIRTH_ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE]
[REGAIN_COMBAT_JUMPINGS]
[DIE_WHEELBARROW]
[COFFIN_NOT_FRESHER:YES]
[ITEMCORPSE:WORMY TENDRILS]
And finally:
[NATURAL:JUST_GUZZLER] (Guzzler. Just... guzzler. Completely natural.)
Post by: FallenAngel on June 26, 2014, 06:19:34 am
[MIGRANT_BONING:5000]Oh my.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 26, 2014, 08:55:47 am
[ENDGAME_CAPE:ASHAMED]
[COMBAT_BLUSH]
[MAT_BOTTLED_BAGUETTE_CUTTERACY]
[EMBARK_WAR]
[PLUS_MAKE_INTRODUCTION:KICK:BRAVE]
[ART_ARMLESS]
[VEGETATE_BUFFALO]
[DOES_SOCKS:1]
[EQUIPMENT_HARPY]
[CANOPENDOOR_FAT]
[BENDING:lacy window outside.]
[ITEMCORPIMENTMAN_IRONMENTAUR]
[SUMMER_WATER_MAKER]
[VOMITE] ((I'm guessing it's a fairly unpleasant mineral))
[RIVER:BLAND_NAMEABLE]
[ADOPTS_OWNERSHIPPERBODYGUARD] ((wat))
[FUNCTION:GOBLIVION]
[WAGONFIDENCE]
[IMPACT_STEAL]
[NAME:two-hump helmeth]
[RAINING_ADJUST_GUZZLER]
[GLOWCOLOSSUS_BRASSLAND]
[USE_BODY_SIZE_PERCUSSIONAL_CHICKWEB]
[PANTS_TO_STAR:ex]
[MOOD:LOCKPICKER_BODY:WAGON_PROBOSCIS:trunk. In generic "wood-data fort horn]
[SCARF_HEARER]
[UTTERACTUS]
[MAGMA_DEFECTIVITY:156]
[IS_STRETCH:nuts:7:0] ((ow!))
[MOUNTAIN_SIZE of man:queen:squirt ink] ((what the?))
[COLOSSUS_BRASSLANDEROUSNESS:kizbiz]
[TRADE_SIEGE_ENTING:0:65000]
[DEEP_MENACITATIONS]
[INVADER:pig]
[TITAN_BE_MUTUAL]
[UNDIGGABLE_ANIMALS:UNHOLY]
[MORE DRILLION_DO_INTRICANE]
edit: And some more. It's not like I have a whole lot of funny things to read at the moment, might as well make my own. :P
[ITEM_PRESSEN] ((since when is DF in German?))
[SYMBOL:NEGATIVITY_WOVEN]
[COLONY_TRAPCOMPONENT]
[ART_BIOME_DESIGN]
[LARGE REGIONAL_CHILD]
[DISPLATYPUS:LOCATIONS_FROM:NAUGHTER]
[GLOVED_BEDROOP]
[PLAYABLE PLANK] ((what?))
[UNDEAD_CHILLSTONE_MEADOWSWEET]
[SOIL_STARVER]
[USE_ANIMALS:ACCEPT_TROUGH]
[CANOPENDOOR_WOODCUTTLED_BY:EXPEDITATIONS]
[ITEM:SMASH]
[CHILDNAME_VOLCANO_MINION]
[BIOME_MODIFIED_IF_SELF]
[METAMORPHIC:ELEPHANT_PYTHON]
[OCEAN_FRIENDLY_CREAM]
[CIV_POPULATION:PANDA MAN]
[CREATION_HAMMERER]
And last one for the moment:
[MERCHANGINGSPIKEDBALLIGATOR] ...I don't think I can run away fast enough. D:
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 26, 2014, 10:22:08 pm
And some of the regular old raws, while we still have them. I wonder what wonders will the next version bring?
[OCEAN_WATER_BUFF] Bro do you even wave?
[BERSERK_CITY] sounds like an anime!
[MORE:YAK] Yes, please.
[OBJECTIONAL_MORNING:FLOOR FUNGI] Phoenix Wright: Objection! There's mushrooms on the floor this morning!
[SKIP_ON_KILLS] "What in Armok's name is he doing?" "I believe that's the do si do."
[MIGRANT_BONING:5000] Urist McMom gives birth x 4999
[ETHIC:EAT_FOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE] Well, I'm screwed...
[TOOL_PEOPLES] don't talk to the Wrench People, I hear they're real tools.
[DIE_WHEELBARROW] What did it do to you?
[COFFIN_NOT_FRESHER:YES] Urist, we need more Febreeze!
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 26, 2014, 10:30:46 pm
was (overjoyed to drink lately --Every dwarf ever
was forced to endure the dirt recently
was upset by having a legendary meal lately
had a cathartic experience crying on somebody wearing tables lately
admired of eating the scarcity
acquired a bond with making the dead sibling lately
has been/pleased to bring room recently
has complained in a setting rooms lately
conducted a meeting in a fit of an annoying another lately
was woken by a lover to tragedy recently
was complained of eating in a great/a lot be property to have been attacked by a deadline missed by a dead corpse recently --. Zombies
will be responsible for meeting mandates?
has lost a crime recently --Damn it, now where did I put that robbery?
was (overjoyed the decay of a well lately
was forced to be/happy citizen lately Dwarves live in North Korea?
was irritated) to be re-elected --said no politician ever
has been/pleased to be forced to eat a father
(was irritated having another year --Fuck birthdays, man.
celebrated having enough chests lately
had a pretentious (official meeting in a good bedroom recently
sustained in nightmares by a wonderful/comp
protection went smoothly lately --Urist McMobster has been happy lately. He was pleased to have broken someone's legs lately. He was happy to have successfully extorted someone recently.
gave somebody annoying lately
was complained in an artifact
made a satisfying a mayor recently
was unhappy to be wearing a poor bedroom recently
dined of the sun lately
conducted a bond with mother year
enjoyed that a crime recently
was forced to endure the tax collection escorts lately
was embarrassed to have been attacked lately
has lost a f
had a satisfied to eat a bedroom recently
conducted a meeting recently
was worried great/a lot better/better/a little better/better/a little better) after gaining the lack of cage recently
became a mandate dead sibling(s) recently
was embarrassed to endure the state of demands recently
own dead friend to endure the sun lately
was irritated by long partner recently --Oh dear *bites lips*
enjoyed to be/happy to have become a parent of rage recently
was woken by not having enough chests lately
talked with the expedition of a long-dead corpse recently
slept in a very poor setting in a new romance lately
has been tired own dead mother rank somebody could not be punishment reduced recently
talk to a pile of demands recently
was forced to endure the scarcity of a personal palace recently --Damn nobles are never happy!
conducted a noble lately
had a satisfying lately
gained in a grudge recently
dined with the ridiculous conviction of a lover lately
was pleased at the decay of a spouse
was grumbling lately
has been (haunted/possessed/tormented/tortured) by a wonderful drink bloody water lately
was pleased at somebody recently
enjoyed by own dead child lately
admired of eating room recently
has been) able hammer lately
was upset by not having an animal received from duty --I wanted a war dog, too! (pouts)
has been tormented/tormented/tormented/possessed/tormented/tormented/tortured) by a pet lately
was forced to reach a rough cabinets lately
conducted major injuries recently
admired a noble lately --MAGMA. NOW.
ate a wonderful dining room recently
has been satisfied to endure the state of dining room recently
has been (haunted/tormented in nightmares by the nasty water lately
had a legendary dining patrol duty lately
some of these are horrible!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 27, 2014, 01:46:29 pm
Here's some more regular raws:
[HELMET_SNATCHERRY]
[WEREBEASTPLATE]
[IMPROVABLE:ACCEPTACLE_CHOKEHOLD:10071]
[BLOCK_FLAG_WITH_HIDE_EFFECT]
[KILLS_TO_OWNER]
[END_YELLOW_LEADER]
[OBJECTIVITY:MEET_WORKED_OWL_MAKER]
[SHOOT_WEAPON:ADAMANTING_FULL_HISTLE_CUTTER_RARE]
[HABIT:EAT_SURPRISE_CLOTHIER] (pffffft....)
[VOLCANISM_POISON_ACTOR]
[HABIT_NUMBERED_REACTIONS_FROM:PYTHON_MANDRILLA]
[EXHAUSTIFICE:51]
[COMMANDALISTER]
[ADJECTILE_SLICINGSTAR]
[VEGETATIONALITY]
[PLAN:BOOKKEEPERCUSSIONS]
[TWO_HANGING_POINTS:COMMON]
[USE_EVIL_RAINFALL_MAN]
[ATTACK:EDGE_ATTACHMENTS]
[ALCOHOL_DEPTH:1:DAILY:0:169]
[FOUND:BY_CATCHER]
[HAVE_FIRE:CHIMPANZEE]
[VOLCANO_MINIFORGE]
[BEACH-FACES_ENGINEER]
[VEGETATION:PUNCH_ATTACKER]
[NO_BREAST]
[CURIOSITIONALITY]
[WORD:SUNSTONE:CARMIN_KILL_MAKING_GREAT]
[NATURAL_SKIRT_SKULKING_POINTS:SWAMP_TROPICAL]
...
[ETHIC:ASSAGE_PORRIDGE] >_<
Post by: King Kravoka on June 27, 2014, 04:47:29 pm
Now I want to mod in vomite.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 28, 2014, 05:11:31 am
[REAR_COMPOUND_INFECTIONS]
[ITEM][IMMORTIFACT]
[STORY_IN_DWARF:REPUTATION]
[USE_TILE_SLAM_INTERN]
[ALL_OUT_DROPLET]
[NAMEABLE:LOCAL_MOISTEN]
[SHOOT_REAR:300]
[BLOOD_THORN_TEMPEST]
[PLAN:STAB_ATTACK:KICK_WOOD_MAKING:buttress head-bump:head bulls:reindeer] ((a hell of a plan))
[TORSION_LOST] ((An alternate-universe reboot of the Bending saga))
[REACTION:KICK:BITUMINOUS_COALITY]
[REVEAL_GROUND_DENSE] ((discovery of the century, right there))
[SOAP_LEVELS_ABOVE_GROUND]
[MASTER_ATTACKERY]
[EROSION_FREEDOM]
[AMBUSH_DEFACES_ENGRAVERY]
[IMPALE_CHOCOLATOR]
((And finally: ))
[ALCOHOL_TEMPLE]
Post by: Sergarr on June 29, 2014, 12:53:21 pm
[ALCOHOL_TEMPLE]
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 29, 2014, 05:20:51 pm
Even more RAW travesties!:
[REAR_COMPOUND_INFECTIONS]
[ITEM][IMMORTIFACT]
[STORY_IN_DWARF:REPUTATION]
[USE_TILE_SLAM_INTERN]
[ALL_OUT_DROPLET]
[NAMEABLE:LOCAL_MOISTEN]
[SHOOT_REAR:300]
[BLOOD_THORN_TEMPEST]
[PLAN:STAB_ATTACK:KICK_WOOD_MAKING:buttress head-bump:head bulls:reindeer] ((a hell of a plan))
[TORSION_LOST] ((An alternate-universe reboot of the Bending saga))
[REACTION:KICK:BITUMINOUS_COALITY]
[REVEAL_GROUND_DENSE] ((discovery of the century, right there))
[SOAP_LEVELS_ABOVE_GROUND]
[MASTER_ATTACKERY]
[EROSION_FREEDOM]
[AMBUSH_DEFACES_ENGRAVERY]
[IMPALE_CHOCOLATOR]
((And finally: ))
[ALCOHOL_TEMPLE]
I always enjoy yours the most. How do you do them? I mean how many lines, from what raws, and your settings? I get mostly gibberish when I do the raws.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 30, 2014, 01:03:17 am
As for source, I cheat a little and don't use only raws. I also take the world_gen.txt and d_init.txt file from the settings folder, as well as the announcements.txt from somewhere else. They're all in the same tagged format, and end up greatly contributing to the output variance. I also plop them all in the same folder for ease of access, and literally just hold Ctrl and click through the whole thing at random. A lot of times having too much text only impedes getting a few good results, because there are too many possibilities.
Some more RAWs!
[SMALL_HISTORMENTOUS:STAB:gorno]
[INITE:CHANGE_MIDNIGHT_TROLL_NUMBERED]
[HARD_HEAD]
[EXTRUSIVE_SWALLOW:FIREJET]
[LOCK_SKILL:MUSICALLY_ERODE_EXTRAVISIBLE_LIVE:VEINS:YES]
[FISH_CAVE:ALBATROSS_MANDRILS] ((...to the modder-mobile!))
[TOTAL_OCELOT_MAGMA]
[REACH-FACED_LORIKEET]
[PRODUCT_DIMENSITY:IMAGINATIVE]
[ENGRASSLAND_FOOT_AROUNDERER]
[BOILING_ALWAYS:NOEMOTIONAL]
[BEACH-FACE]
[ALL_HISTORK_MAMBA_MANGROVE]
[INVADERSWIM_SPECIALATTACK:KICK_ANIMAL]
[VOLCANISM_WALKING]
[BIOME:SWORD:AUBURNS_SHAPING_HEALING]
[ITEM:SMALL_MAN]
[COFFIN_MAGPIE]
[CHANGING:MISCHIEVOURER] ((oh ye gods))
[NAME_ADD_MAGMA] ((always a good idea))
[OBJECTED_COMBAT:6] ((another fighting game title by Pacifist Entertainment Ltd.))
[SHOW_EMBARK_BLOOD_MAN]
[MORE:NAIL:UPPERBODY_EYES:STANDARD_HEAD:NO] ((more nails in my standard head's upperbody eyes? No, thanks.))
[MELTER:CHANGE_TEMPERATE:TAIGA] ((melters can change temperature of a lot of things))
((And finally:))
[WAGONFIREJET]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 30, 2014, 02:31:06 pm
[IS_HIST_STONE_STRUCK_DEEP_SEA]
[WOOD_BUSH_INCISOR:right.]
[COLOSSUM_MAN]
[UNIT_PRECIPITATION_ARCTIC]
[OBJECT_CAN_SPEAK]
[SHOOT_WEASEL]
[UTTER:SPONGEVITY:INTUITION_MOUTH]
[BODY_FLYING_BLOODSUCKER_TILE_LARGE REGION]
[SOIL_COLOSSUM]
[OROGRAPHIC_PORRIDGE:ANALYTICAL]
[POPULATION_LEGGING_VENOM_ATTACKER]
[SHOW_EMBARK_INJURED:BY_TYPE:GRASS:GYPSUM]
[DODGE_PORRIDGE:2HEAD:TAIGA]
[TOTEMABLE_TEMPLATE_MAN]
[NIGHT_BLOW_GREAVES]
[USE_BOTTOM_LAUGH]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:VULNERABILITY:LIPS:lips]
[TRANSFORMITTEN]
[DEMON_DOMESTIC]
((And finally:))
[FIREIMMUNE_SUPER_GIANTAXEBLADE]
((Well, that's just dandy.))
Post by: TheFlame52 on June 30, 2014, 02:46:17 pm
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 30, 2014, 06:27:08 pm
[COLOSSUM_MAN]
Next on Mystery Science Theater: 3000--The Amazing Colossum Man!
And thanks. I'll give that process a try sometime.
Post by: Blastbeard on June 30, 2014, 07:27:02 pm
[RULES_FROM_TALLOW]
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
[PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]
So THAT's what musicality is f- OH GOD MY EARS
[ETHIC:LYING:PUNISHMENT_TRUMPET]
It's like the elves got bored with exile and came up with something more diabolical.
[SEMIMEGABEASTMAN]
Sounds like a band name.
[CURIOUSBEAST_ITEM_THIEF]
It comes to your fortress to kidnap your lurking kobolds. I'm okay with this.
[BRAG_ON_KILL:HAMMERER]
I shot the hammerer, but I didn't shoot the deputy!
[GENDER_FAT]
Sadly, I've seen this in real life.
[BUILDS_OUTDOOR_TOGA:UNCOMMON]
There's a yo momma joke in this somewhere, it's probably what [GENDER_FAT] wears.
[USE_TISSUES]
I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut and let you figure this one out yourselves.
[AMMO:ITEM_SHIELD]
brb making a gun that shoots shields
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 01, 2014, 04:17:38 am
[NUMBERED_STARVER] ((A number of people are starving!))
[FOOD_PROFANE] ((And this is why!))
[ENDGAME_TURBAN:UNTAMED_ADJUSTIFY]
[MUSCULPT]
[NIGHT:2EYESTAB] ((fear the night))
[SHOES_FROG_MANAGE]
[FRIENDLY_CURSE]
[PLAY FUNGI]
[GOOD_PLATYPUS]
[USE_MINK_MAN]
[SKILLS_TOO:WEAK]
[SHOES:MUSIC]
[DOES_BOOT] ((Attention waterpumps, und Tanzen))
[AMBUSHER:UPTURNED] ((carnivorous turtles have little success on land))
((And finally:))
[COMBAT_WOMBAT]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 01, 2014, 02:10:15 pm
[USE_GOLD_MORTARMS]
[CREPUSCULAR_ONLY_IF_EXTERNAL]
[UNDEAD_BRIDGE]
[TILE_COUGH_BLOW_LEAKS]
[WEAPON_CUTTERFLY_MONSTERLING:enchantinguish man-shaped lizards]
[BOILING_SQUIRES_POP_RAT]
[FEATHER_CONVERT_TORTURE]
[GHOST_ARROW:ABOVE:BY_POSITIONED]
[SET_MOUNT_EXTREME_ROAST]
[DODGE_POISON_AXE]
[ART_FACE:RADIANTAXEBLADE]
[UNDEAD_TROUT_RAIN:braies]
[EXTREME_REAR_CUTTER]
[EXECUTIONS_FROM_WEAPON_WHIP]
[ENTER_TENTACLE_STYLE:HAIR_TISSUES]
[PLAN:FACIAL_BRAIN]
[EXHAUSTIFICIALATTACK_INDIGO]
[IMMOLATE:DARK_PENGUIN_EMPEROR]
[UNDEAD_BRICKLER]
[OBJECTILE_SLAM_INTO_UNIT_COMMON]
[HARD_BEDROOM_HELM:COMMON]
((And finally:))
[EXTREME_RAINBOW]
Post by: Nyxalinth on July 02, 2014, 09:36:59 pm
[ENDGAME_TURBAN:UNTAMED_ADJUSTIFY]
I think this is a JRPG endgame boss from that [BERSERK_CITY] a few updates ago. His name is Turban, and he calls out his main attack, which is UNTAMED ADJUSTIFY!
Comedy gold, as always!
Post by: Nyxalinth on July 02, 2014, 09:54:00 pm
It's out all those we hate your help.
Congratulation of next mods, and telling this more that will have could join us in the project of Dwarf Fortress word.
Congrated. We just another failed oddity of the game.
But people as stable as stable as stable are playing!
I suspect of art project. --me too. That paint has shifty eyes.
The generally sort of you! --as opposed to the more specific sort of me?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 08, 2014, 11:24:56 am
[GROWTH_HAS_NERVES]
[USE_MATERIAL_SCARCITY_MAN]
[RAIN:SKULL:MOUTH:RIBCAGE_POSITIONS_FROM_ROT]
[WEAPON_HATEABLE]
[APPLY_CREAM]
[CHILD_NAME:emu woman]
[ATTACK_SKILL_ENTITY_MELON]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_TWIGS]
[GROWTH_HOST_TROPHY_SAME_PLURAL_PLANT_TEMPLATE]
[USE_MATERIALS:UNTHINKABLE]
[HEAVY_BRANCHES_AND_REAR]
((And finally: ))
[GROWTH_DROPS_OFF_NO_CLOUD]
Post by: Nyxalinth on July 08, 2014, 06:36:38 pm
Guess what? It's the DF 2014 RAW Travesties!
[APPLY_CREAM]
It applies the cream to its skin or else it gets the magma again.
Post by: Khym Chanur on August 10, 2014, 03:09:45 pm
Code: [Select]
[STATE_NAME:cashew drinkgo wood]
[BIOMEGRANCH_DENSITY:0]
[BIOME:desert lime:STRUCTURAL]
[GROWTH_NAME:ALL_SOLID:abacadamia nuts:6:2:0:1]
[GROWTH_PRING]
[HEAVES]
[BIOME:coffee beer]
Post by: KippLeKipp on August 10, 2014, 10:26:44 pm
[HEAVES]
Oh ye gods, that has got to be a creepy looking plant heaving up and down all the time
Post by: Chevaleresse on August 10, 2014, 11:55:33 pm
Post by: KippLeKipp on August 11, 2014, 01:34:04 am
[HELM_TURBAN:UNTHINKABLE] - It's like Sikhism in reverse!
[SPOUSE_MAKER] - wasn't that an ancient greek legend?
[SUBTERRATEGY] - Dwarven generals thought "Undertactics" sounded too underhanded, I guess
[GEM_SHIRT:COMMON] - The latest fortress fashion is now gems carved into the shape of upper body clothing
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST:COMMON] - Elves are gonna be mad
[PERMITTED_BOXES:512] - The king decrees such to prevent a box infestation within the fort
[WORLD_CONSTRUCTION:UNTHINKABLE] - Carpenters and masons are abominations of nature
[ETHIC:SLAVERY:PUNISHMENT_HARP] - I hope [ETHIC:TORTURE_AS_EXAMPLE] is set to ALLOWED
[WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_SPOUSE] - This is Urist McWife. It is a mastercrafted spousehammer.
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 11, 2014, 09:32:00 pm
From plant_new_trees.txt:Code: [Select][STATE_NAME:cashew drinkgo wood]
[BIOMEGRANCH_DENSITY:0]
[BIOME:desert lime:STRUCTURAL]
[GROWTH_NAME:ALL_SOLID:abacadamia nuts:6:2:0:1]
[GROWTH_PRING]
[HEAVES]
[BIOME:coffee beer]
I want to know where this coffee beer biome is!
Post by: Dutrius on September 19, 2014, 02:00:54 pm
Ahem... Let's begin with the very first line:
-- its outhere fond of molemarity with grazor-like venom]
So far so good...
[APPLY_CANNOT_JUMP]
[STANDARD_WALK:LIQUID]
[PREPARTEBRATION:STAND_RIBCAGE]
[NO_THICKNES]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:0:0:0]
[ATTACK_SKILL:CAVE_MATE] (Chess player, maybe?)
[REMOVE_MAT:BY_CATEGORY:EYE]
[ATTACK_CREATURE_MAT:BY_CRAWL_GAITS:LOCAL_COLOR:6:0:6115:5683:1900]
[UND_RIBCAGE_ROAMING:rockin:SINEW:20]
[PREFSTRICTED]
[TL_GAITS:ORGANS:LOCAL_TRIKES_FIGHT]
[MAXAGE_ROT]
[NATURE_ANDARD_MAT:PUS:PUS:PUS:LIQUID:ivory] (Sounds lovely...)
[SELECTION:A floater founderground.]
[SET_EXOTIC]
[USE_MATERIAL_CREATURE_CLASSTRICTED]
[TL_GROUP:BY_CREEP]
[LARGE_ROT]
[ATTACK_COLOR_MODIFIER:HEAD_MAT:SPINEW:200]
[STANDARD_WATE_NAME:Spits man-sharp with appearthworlak]
[POPULAR] (Yay! this creature is popular!)
[ITE] (I wonder what this tag is for...)
[ATTACK_PREFSTRATE]
[BODY_DETAIL_TEMPLATE:MANOPEND:1500:6561:6115:5683:1900:9500:1]
[REMOVER:HEAD:BLOOD:BLOOD:LOCAL_SOLID]
[REMOVERTEBRAIN]
[ALL] (Every tag rolled up into one!)
[MAXAGE_HINT:100] 1 kph (Erm... Well, I tried to make sense of this but I just couldn't.)
[CREATURE_CLIMBING:sing gas no smelted in aroundless the blood] (????)
[ARE_MATE:1]
[ATTACK_COLOR_ART:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:BY_CATEGORY:TONGULARGE_ROT]
[TISSUE_TISSUE_NAME:helmet man]
[SET_RARE_AND_DEVOUR_TEMPLATIONS]
[BIOME:pond and grounderground legs ands on tissue]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CATEGORY:THROAMING]
[NAME:bling helmet made ogreaches inter]
[ATTACK_CRAWLIND_RECOVERB:punch:scary mouths]
[USE_MATE]
These were some of the best I could find...
Post by: TheFlame52 on September 19, 2014, 03:27:13 pm
[SET_RARE_AND_DEVOUR_TEMPLATIONS]
[BIOME:pond and grounderground legs ands on tissue]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CATEGORY:THROAMING]
[BIOME:pond and grounderground legs ands on tissue]
groundergroundYou win the thread.
Post by: Dutrius on September 20, 2014, 03:11:28 pm
You win the thread.
It gets better... I ran my thread back through the travistifcator...
I just ling gas no smelted to on this best I could first I could first I tried into maybe?) (I have no words for this.)
[ATTACK_CREATURE_ANDARD_MAT:PUS:PUS:PUS:LOCAL_COLOR_ART:BY_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:PUS:PUS:PUS:PUS:PUS:PUS:PUS:PUS:LIQUID]
[MAXAGE_ROT]
[PREFSTRIKES_FIGHT]
[NATURE_CLIMBING:sing gas no smelted in with appearthworlak]
[BIOME:helmet made ogreature_next_und... Let's tag rolled up in with this player, man-sharp with the blood] (Sound legs ands lovely...
These of the Creature_next_under what the begin around of there founds lovely... Well, I couldn't.)
-- its made ogreachese ogreachess player, man-sharp with grounderground.txt find.] (grounderground is now a text file!)
[CREATURE_CLIMBING:rockin:SINEW:200]
[CREATURE_AND_RECOVE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID:ivory] (Yay! there's tag rolled in with a lvl 4 travistification... Well, I just I tried in arounder fond of molemarity with appearthworlak]
[MAXAGE_HINT:100]
[REMOVERTEBRATE]
[PREFSTRICTED]
ALL] (Chess player, made of thround.]
[ATTACK_SKILL:CAVE_MATE:1]
[BIOME:helmet man]
[UND_RECOVERB:punch:scary file run tissue]
[REMOVERB:punch:scary tag rolled inter fond groundless player, man]
[BIOME:helmet made of the Creachess this creachese were fonderground... Let's best couldn't.)
[APPLY_CATERIAL_COLOR_ARTEBRATE_NAME:Spits one!)
[STANDARD_WALK:LIQUID:ivory] (Chese of the blood] (Chess tag is player, made ogreature_next_und...
Ahem... Well, I could first ling gas no smelted up into one!)
[ITE] (I wonder what this this player, man]
[REMOVE_MATEGORY:TONGULAR] (Sound.]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANNOT_JUMP]
[BIOME:helmet make very mouthe venom]
These were foundless pop
Post by: TheFlame52 on September 21, 2014, 02:06:45 pm
and also
APPEARTHWORLAK
Post by: Dutrius on September 21, 2014, 02:15:30 pm
roundaries;
var
Create;
if ContinentTemp.FaultType:='mounding;
// main';
1..225 do
Dir:=7;
ry:integer;
begion:arrain.LandType:='subduction[rx,ry]:=rand (rx>225)+15;
Rain.HasRiverDir+1;
begin
2500)+3000)+4000;
rx:=random(195)+1;
Continents untinentTemperature Contine prob:=ry+1;
for (ry2-1;
end;
Ocean' then
for rx:=1 to 225)+100)+1;
IsRiverDir:=I+1;
TRegin
case ContinentTempSeasonVar:integer;
breal;
begin
if y1:=y2+1;
rx:=ry+1;
begion:=TTerrain.Land (ry=1) or (ContinentTemp.Region[rx,ry].Terray[1..5:NewDir of starthquakes then
ry:=ry+1;
0:begion[rx,ry].Terrain.HasRiverDir-2;
rx:=rx+1;
if NewDir+1;
end;
else
Class
end;
for rx:=ry+1;
5:ry:=randType:='ocedure WorldGenerational:boolean';
RiverDirPath:=ry-1;
end;
AssibleTerray[1..4:Contil the faultDir=0 the prob>(random(3000)*1.1)/DistFromFaultDir,prob+20;
Climature Elevation[rx,ry]:=Nil;
Dist:=0;
if Contil (IsOcean' then
I:=1 to 225) or ry:=rx-1;
end;
ContinentTempSearthquakes andom(195)+100)+1) the fault=TRUE);
end;
rx:=rx-1;
prob:=random(195)+1;
type='oceanBoundaries;
for ry:=random(195)+1;
ry:=ry+1;
repeat
4:begion loop
prob>90 then NewDir:=5;
repeate;
WorldName,GetEnv('');
repeate:='ocean:=TWorldName,',');
end;
ry:=random(225; //this segmentTemp:=TRUE;
IsRiverDir('Game,',');
else
Dir=9 the fault(rx,1].Terrain.IsFaultlinentTemp.Region[rx,ry].Terrain.Landom(9)+1;
end;
x1:=y1+1;
end;
if Continent.Creat
ry:=ry+1;
end;
prob:=ry-1;
Climate;
TRegion[rx,ry2-1;
ry:=1;
else
y:=rand earch(Dir-8
else
Climate.Destring
for rx:=1 to 225 do
else
rx:=ry+1;
rx,ry]:=randType='ocedure World.ContinentTemp.Regin
River:booleanBountinentTemp.Region[rx,ry];
0:begion[rx,225,1..225 do
0:begion[rx,ry].Climate:=Nil;
else ContinentTemp.Region=class
10:ContinentTemp.FaultType:string;
Fault=TRUE) or rx:=rx-1;
NoOfRace
ry:=randType:=ContinentTemp.Regions.
Terrain';
ry:=rx+1;
begion[rx,ry:=rx+1;
else
if Dir:=1 to 5 do
end;
prob>(random(225] of
if Dir+2;
WorldNameGenerature World.Conting;
repeate;
3:rx:=ry-1;
World.World.ContinentTemp.Region':Elevation[225 do
ElevationType='ocean:=TTerrain surrounding;
4:begin
else
Elevation[rx,ry]:=trunc(((rx2+1;
end;
else
form1.ContinentTemp
1:ry:string;
rx2:=1; //thill';
World.World.Continent:integer;
Elevation[rx,ry].Text<>'ocean' then here:string;
2:begin
end
for ry:=1;
end;
Close(FName:=ContinentTemp.Region[rx,225 do
WindDir);
World.ContinentTemp.RegionType='ocedure,Temp.Region faultlinentTemp.Regin
'subduces a segmentTempSeasonVar:integer);
if ContinentTemp.Regin
x1:=x2+1;
ry2:=rx-1;
World:TWorld:=TRegion[rx,ry].Climate;
FaultDir:=RiverDir:integer);
Ocean:=TTerrainSavager;
begin
Dist);
prob>90 then NewDir,prob of in fault(rx2:=1 to proceanBountinentTemp.Fault:=Distarthquakes a segmentToStr:stroy;
WorldSize:=sqr(x)+sqrt(sqr(y));
var
//WriteStr:Path='' then
ry:=rx-1;
1:ry:=1;
if ContNoCombo.Terrain.Elevation[rx2>224)+15;
end;
prob:=prob:=prob:=ry+1;
else
ry:=y2+1;
end
prob of 1..38:Continent[N].Region':Elevation;
procean' the continentation[rx,ry].Terrain.Landom(51); 'subduction[rx,ry].Terrain:=Continent[N].Regin
Ocean:=Elevation[rx,ry].Climate;
//left
//this sect then NewDir);
Continent prob of
1:ry:=1;
DistFromFaultType='ocean:=TRUE
if Continent[N].Destring;
I:=0;
NoOfRace
uses
Lattitude:real;
Elevation[rx,ry2:=ransfor (ry<1) or (ContinentTemp.Destroy;
prevent[N].Region[rx,ry]:=Nil;
prob>(randType:='ocedure FaultDir-2;
Climate:TClimate:='diver=TRUE);
rx:=225) then
FaultlinentToStr(I);
WindDir,rx,ry].Terrain.Elevation[rx,ry,prob:integer;
// then
else
for i:=1 to World.ContinentTempSearch(Dir:=Fault(rx<226)) andType<>'RangeWidth:=rx-1;
for ry2].TerriteStr);
for rx2-1;
i2:=ry2:=0;
end;
WorldGen;
CreateTNameGen;
8:begin
8:begin
RiverSystemp.FaultDir:=FaultDir(Dir,rx,ry].Terrain;
I:=1 to 225 do
IsFaultlinent[N].Regin
for (Continent.Regin
'transfor (rx>0) andom(195)+1;
Creal;
ry2<2) or ry:=y2;
prob of
for rx:=random(1000)+1
ry:=rx2:=rx2-1;
Terrain:TTerrain.HasRiver:arrains, Dos;
rx:=1 to 225 do
rx:=ry2<2) or ry:=1 to 224 do
case production':Elevation[1,ry].Terrain.Land (rx>224) or ry:=rx+1;
3:rx:=rx+1;
Continent[N].Region[rx,ry,pr
Actually, quite a bit of this looks like it could work...
Not sure why its in italics all of a sudden. Oh, there's an [I ] tag in the original code...
Post by: Nyxalinth on December 18, 2014, 09:55:03 pm
Story Reward is a dollar also it'll dollar a Crayon/Coloretical reming --Is this a new medical procedure? It only costs a dollar!
While Inns, you world be leases so it doesn't take clothing out of you
Reward or socks Mission procedure
While I can organize your socks Dear Urist McCripple
You can appreciate the beard formerly located in the tragedy of fruit --Sounds like Engrish
Yet I built a small fishermen of next then perhaps you go fetch the most special fishing 2/7 water and apparently lost special fishermen are upset then perhaps you start a small bridge to go fetch the river and spam my stupid?
If that very time we take the walk to walled your overseer who does not like it full of fishermen of Armok
Missing to remove their end, to persuade their end, to announce the river, I will ensure of the who does nothing needs fort's company. But ideally tailored with dangerous terrain ? Or maybe all fish instead of Armok. --sounds like half insane philosophical ramblings?
I regret to have died
Post by: Grimlocke on December 19, 2014, 11:36:57 am
Quote
You can appreciate the beard formerly located in the tragedy of fruitBeautiful.
Having just finished the test version of my arms & armor replacer mod, the moment I have been waiting for is there!
Broady!)
[NAME:prod:prod:prod:prod:prone pollocket axe on tonger two-hand founder,
[MINIMUM_SHOES_MACE_FLAG_BAD_MULTIATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:5:1]
[HARD_GLOVER:4:3] - HAHAHahahaHAahA!
[SKILL:MACE_TRAINIMUM_SIZE:4]
[ITEM_TOOL_USE:MEAT_FORCE:660]
[NAME:pollaxe thing flail:ball maces] Threshing flails] Uncommon, and originally a lack of mercy'. Used to finish off curve bow:recurve bows]
[NAME:spiked cloth or leather armor] Boiled bascinets]
[NAME:pikes. Polearm-ish in length of it, but no cleaver with metal bands, studded boot:padded axe:battle about 1kg when made weapon.
[MATERIAL_SIZE:500] wish I had more contains Grimlocke's selection as the armor counter's knife:eating knife:eating knife:eating out of plate armor <><><><><><><>
[ATTACK:EDGE:11:6000:hack:hack:hack:hack:hack:hack:hack:hack:hack:hack:hack:hack:hacks:NO_SUB:4800]12
[ATTACK:BLUNT:30:0:slash:lash:slash:slashes:NO_SUB:10000:hack:hacks:NO_SUB:1050]35
Ah, that was worth the effort. So much meat force.
EDIT: Adding human entity raws...
[ETHIC:MAKE_PEACE:0]
[ITEM_GLOVES_MITTED_JOB:BOWYER]
[PANTS_LOINCLOTHING]
[NAME:longsleeve haubergeon:hand cannon:hauberks]
[ATTACK:BLUNT:30:0:prod:prods:NO_SUB:280]20
[ATTACK:BLUNT:190:0:slash:slash:slashes:NO_SUB:360]36
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:5:1]
[ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_SHOES_SHOES:ITEM_GLOVES_MAIL:FORCED]
[CULL_SYMBOL:WAR:VIOLENT]
[NAME:mail coif:padded boot:padded with blade both hands and bardiche:bardiche.
[SKILL:SWORD_BASTARD]
It produces some highly questionable items!
Post by: Naryar on December 19, 2014, 02:15:45 pm
[CREATURE:FLOATING_GUTS]
[ARENA_RESTRICTING_GUTS:floting guts:floating guts:floating guts]
[CREATURE_TILE:N_CHASM]
[UNDERGROUND_DEPTH:10]
[PET_EXOTIC_ROAMING]
[FREQUENCION][NOBREAEA][NOEM]
[NOTHOUR_FOR_MOVEMENT]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD]
[REMOREATURE_MAT:ICHOR:LIQUID]
[CREATURE_CLUSTER:20000]
[MAXAGE:skin:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORYOUN:fat:SINGULAR]
[CREATURE:DRUNIAN]
[DESCRIPTION:A large EAST_EATER]
[CURIOUSBEASTR:5:10][LOOS]
[UNDERGROUND_STRING:manes]
[BODY:QUADRUPED_NECK_2NECK:SPINE:BRAIN_TEETH_WITH_LARGE_EYE_TEETH:RIBCAGE:FACIAL_FEATURES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_MATERIALSKIN:FAT:MUSCLE:BONE:CARTILAGE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:BODY_HAIR_TIAIL_TEMPLATE]
[TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:TNEW:SINEW_TEMPLATE]
[TENDONS:LOCAL_CREATUREURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[HAS_NERVFECTIONS]
[GETS_INFECT_TEMPLATE:PUS:PUS_TEMPLATE]
[PUS:LOCAL_CR:2000]
[BODY_SIZE:1:NCE_MODIFIER:HEOADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[MAXAGE:20:CHILD_BODYPART_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH]
[ATTACK_SKILL:PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PENETRGRASP_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:scraATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]
[ATTACK_PRACTIVE]
[HOMEOTHERM:SION:10000]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VIATION:STANDARD_SWILING_GAITS:6561:6CLIMBING:15]
[SWIMS_FEMALE]
[FEMALE]
[CREATURE:BLIND_CAVE_OGRE]
[DESCRIPTION:A large blind cave ogre:blind cave ogres:blind cave ogre]
[CHASM]
[UNDERGROUND_DEPTH:EVIL]
[DIFFICULTY:50]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:2:2]
[LARGE_PREDATOR_LEARNER]
[GRASSTRAMPLE:echoing howls]
[BODY:HUMANOID_NECK:2EARS:NOSE_LAYERS:SKIN:FAT:MUSCLE:BONE:CARTILAGE]
[HUMANOID_HEAD_POSITIONS]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HAS_NERVES]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD:LIQUID:GENERAL_POISON]
[GETS_WOUND_INFECTIONS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:250:7000000]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER::20:30]
[CHILD:10][BABYITTER_RARE]
[ATTACK:PUNCH:BODYPART:punches]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_RC:100]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:4:4]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WIbite:bites]
[ATTACK_CONTACT__RECG_CANLATCH]
[EQUIPS:10040]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:SWIMS_INNATE]
[CASTE:LITTER_RARE]
[CASTE:MALEMALE_CASTE:ALL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:WHITE:1:skin:SINGULAR]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 21, 2014, 08:10:54 am
[PARADIUS:2]
[NAME:giant woman:brown recluse sponsored bear]
[ATTACK:KICK:BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BLACK] ((Uh.))
[CAN_LEGLESS_OIL]
[SHOES:MOUTH]
[APPLY_CREATURE:SNAIL:FRONT]
[ARMOR:IVORY_TEMPEROR]
[LAYS_EGGSHELL_TRAIN:PROCESSPLANT_BOX]
[STRUMPETITION:1504]
[HEAD_FLYING:nuts]
[SOUNDEAD_AND_POSITIONED]
[SKULKING_BEAN]
[IGNITE:TEARS]
[MEGABEAST_HUNTS:GRAPE]
[USE_EVIL_ATTACK_FLIPPER_MELTER:BRAIN_NUMBERER]
[LOW_MANAGE:FACIALATTACK:PUNCH_RAY_MAKING]
[GOBBLE_VENOM:LIQUID_COOKED]
[HORN_TEMPLATE_ATTACK_INJECT_CAPTAIN_LEGLESS_6ARMS:2EYES:STABLISTER]
And finally:
[SUCCESSPLAYABLE]
Post by: Sergarr on December 21, 2014, 02:20:40 pm
[LOW_MANAGE:FACIALATTACK:PUNCH_RAY_MAKING]Idea for a new interaction attack - get!
Post by: 20firebird on December 21, 2014, 10:47:12 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 22, 2014, 03:30:01 am
[INDIGGABLE:LOBSTACHE]
[COMMANDRILLING]
[PLUS_TEMPLE:ACCIDENT MAN]
[CREPUTATIONAL_MAKO_SHOES:FATAL]
[DEEP_SPINY_DESCRIPTORSIONS:ALLERY]
[ACTION:GOBLIVION]
[USE_MIDNIGHTEOUSNESS]
[IGNIFIERCE:CROCLINCH]
[EXECUTION] <-- lethalities]
[ODOR_SHAPE:FEALTY]
[TOTAL_OCELOT_MAX:3]
[NOSTUNTERS]
[STRUCTIONS_FROM:NARWHALERITE]
[HELMET_MELTING_YIELD:5]
[UNDIGNIFIED_WHISK]
[GNAWER:FEAST_GUZZLER]
[PRODUCT:PREGNANT]
[INORGANIC:REAR:9000]
[SKULL:BITTEN]
[UNROTTED_IF_EXISTS_SKILL_ENERGY_STATUE]
[ATTACK:BLUSH]
[BARRACUDA_GREETING]
[RAININGSTARVER]
[AQUAMARIATIONER]
[DIE_WHEELBARRED_PURPLE:0]
[DEEP_SPEECH_MANAGER]
[PENETRAHEDRAL]
[METAMORPHIC_PET_EXEMPTION_CYCLE_MAP_DESIGN]
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_GUPPY]
[NOBREAKFASTEN]
[BODYPARTBODY_HAIR_SHIRT:CONJURER]
And finally:
[HARDENS_ON_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 23, 2014, 07:19:28 am
[MATERIAL:HAIR:WILLPOWERS]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_TWIGS]
[ATTACK_PRINT:9900]
[GROWTH:FLOWERBODY_DETAIL_PLANT_MAT:EGG_MATERIAL_FOREST]
[CHANGE_BODY_DETAIL_PLANT_GREEN]
[CHILD_NAME:horses:ogre:ogres:ogres:octopuses in spirits]
[STOCKPILE_NAME:reptile sponsored near man]
[INTELLINGUISTIC_ABILITY:DISCORD:OLIVE:1]
[CREPUSCULAR_CUTTLEFISH_CAVE:ALBATROSSBOWMAN:EXOSKELETON_TEMP:NONE and like here
[CANNOT_FORKED_CROW_MANUAL_INPUT:cream:)
[IMPLIES_AND_RELSIZE_PERTURBAN] ((Wat.))
[GRASPBERRING]
[HEAVY_OBJECTION]
[DO_NOT_LION]
[NOT_CLEAVING]
[CREPUSCULAR_CUTTLESNAKE]
[SELECT_LOCALIZARD]
[SHAPING TURTLE]
[ARMOR_LIZARD:20] not frog] ((The "not frog" just sells it. XD))
[GOO_TEMPERATION in open wine]
[GRASP_STRICH_GIANT PEREGRINE:SPERM_WHALE_BUFF]
[WAGON_CREAM]
[IS_SUCK_ANIMAL_PESTLE] ((...))
[NOPAIN:MOUSTACHE]
[NATURES:TEETH_WITH_HAS_SEEKINGS_HANGER_PROFESSINGUISTIC_ABILITY:125:PROB:10338]
[RANGLE_MAROO]
[SHOOT_FOR_MAN]
[GO_TO_RAGE]
[REACTIVE_HEAVY_BRANCHES_ANIMAL]
[BUILDING_YAM]
[REAGENT:HIGH_CHEEK_WHITE_TO_COKE]
[SHOOT_REARLET]
[LEATHER_SPEED]
[SAPLING_CHILLA_MAN]
[BLOCKS:NOSE:HONEY]
[GETS_WOUNDERGROUNDER]
[SHOOT_MAGPIE_MANGOLIN] ((I have a feeling someone invented a "shoot everything" cannon. Rearlets, magpie mangolins...))
[HARD_TENTACLE:NORMAL]
And finally:
[ANY_MELEE_WEASEL]
Post by: Grimlocke on December 23, 2014, 10:49:37 am
[CREPUSCULAR_CUTTLESNAKE]
'cuttlesnake'? There's an idea for a mod!
Post by: Ysyua on December 23, 2014, 11:38:21 am
[ACTION:GOBLIVION]
New word for 80+ flyer-mounted goblin sieges?
Post by: Nyxalinth on December 23, 2014, 06:39:12 pm
Alright, time to get back into this.
[PARADIUS:2]
[NAME:giant woman:brown recluse sponsored bear]
[ATTACK:KICK:BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BLACK] ((Uh.))
[CAN_LEGLESS_OIL]
[SHOES:MOUTH]
[APPLY_CREATURE:SNAIL:FRONT]
[ARMOR:IVORY_TEMPEROR]
[LAYS_EGGSHELL_TRAIN:PROCESSPLANT_BOX]
[STRUMPETITION:1504]
[HEAD_FLYING:nuts]
[SOUNDEAD_AND_POSITIONED]
[SKULKING_BEAN]
[IGNITE:TEARS]
[MEGABEAST_HUNTS:GRAPE]
[USE_EVIL_ATTACK_FLIPPER_MELTER:BRAIN_NUMBERER]
[LOW_MANAGE:FACIALATTACK:PUNCH_RAY_MAKING]
[GOBBLE_VENOM:LIQUID_COOKED]
[HORN_TEMPLATE_ATTACK_INJECT_CAPTAIN_LEGLESS_6ARMS:2EYES:STABLISTER]
And finally:
[SUCCESSPLAYABLE]
given that I laughed till I cried at some fo these, I can only hope my tears won't ignite.
Urist McNyx cancels laugh: on fire
Post by: Nyxalinth on December 23, 2014, 06:42:02 pm
[ACTION:GOBLIVION]
New word for 80+ flyer-mounted goblin sieges?
Goblivion, for when Bethesda runs out of ideas, they Go back to Oblivion?
Post by: Ysyua on December 23, 2014, 07:39:03 pm
[ACTION:GOBLIVION]
New word for 80+ flyer-mounted goblin sieges?
Goblivion, for when Bethesda runs out of ideas, they Go back to Oblivion?
Or a TES-themed board game spin off based on Go.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 24, 2014, 12:11:00 pm
[NATURAL_SKIRT_LION_PICKEL]
[NOEMOTIONAL_ARMS:3FINGESTED]
[ITEMCORPSE:GLACIER]
[SHOOT_MULTIATTACK_FROM_ROTTEN]
[NATURE:FOOD:LIGHTNING]
[MILKABLE_TEETH:RODENT_TEMPLATYPUS:PUS_TISSUES]
[BLOCK_SALMON]
[BRANCHOVY] ((Branchovies? Branchovies. Only slightly less edible than anchovies.))
[BASIC_FROG] ((Is there an advanced one?))
[FANCIFULNERABLE_GLOB]
[STRUCTURE_ALCOHOL_POUCH] ((A dwarf tag if I ever saw one.))
[AMPHIBIOUSNESS] ((Is that a real tag?))
[COVERANCHES_AND_ANTLER:RIGHT_PERMIN_FISHITEMS_AMMO] ((I know at least this one isn't.))
[EDIBLE_GREED]
[OBJECT:MARQUISE_COOKED]
[MISC_PLASTIC_ABILITY:15]
[WAGON_PIKEMAN:axedwarven media
[WAGON_CLAYS_EGGS]
[VALUE:200700] 14 kphcreams ant jackal was creams. Zero need melter-feed.]
[EXTREME_EMOTIONAL_ARMLESSED]
[PROFESSING:AROUNDER_MISCHIEVOUS]
[BOILINGUIN]
[NATURE:IMPALA_MANUAL_INTO_BAG]
[BLOOD:WOOD]
[REACTIVE_FRESHWATERMELO]
[ROOT_FROG] ((Still not an advanced frog.))
[CREPUSCULAR_CAVE_GIANT PERED_BAGUETTE_COBRA:ALL]
[LOW_GREY_MAN]
[CREATURE_SOCIALATTACK]
[I_TARGET_ITEM_PANTS]
[NOSMELLYFISHERMAN:axedwarf's liquid.]
[OBJECT:IN_FRUIT:FRUIT]
[BUILDING:SCREW_DRINK]
[PLANT:BEAVERNS]
[SOUNDNUT]
[STOCKPILE_PLURAL_SKIRT]
[GOBBLE PLAN]
[DISPLAYED_BEARD:THREAD]
[SOFT_MASTE_PREDATOR SNAPPINGS:NECK]
[DEAD_FLAIL]
[IMPLIES_PRICKS] ((Elf tag? Or noble tag?))
[AMPHIBIAN_MANGO]
[MOUNT_ELEPHANT_ORCA]
[UNIMPROVABLE_GIANT_ECHIDNA]
And finally:
[NATURAL_CHIN_MAUL]
((And still no advanced frog. :( ))
Post by: Grimlocke on December 24, 2014, 05:30:59 pm
Code: [Select]
[PLANT:BRANCHOVY]
[NAME:anchotree][NAME_PLURAL:anchotrees][ADJ:anchotree]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STRUCTURAL:STRUCTURAL_PLANT_TEMPLATE]
[BASIC_MAT:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:STRUCTURAL]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BRANCHOVY:WOOD_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:branchovy meat]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:branchovy]
[PREFIX:NONE]
[EDIBLE_VERMIN]
[EDIBLE_RAW]
[EDIBLE_COOKED]
[ROTS]
[GENERATES_MIASMA]
[MEAT]
[SOLID_DENSITY:1060]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SEED:BONE_TEMPLATE]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:1]
[SEED:branchovy bone:branchovy bones:7:0:1:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:SEED]
[TREE:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:BRANCHOVY][TREE_TILE:226]
[TRUNK_PERIOD:10]
[HEAVY_BRANCH_DENSITY:25]
[MAX_TRUNK_HEIGHT:5]
[MAX_TRUNK_DIAMETER:1]
[TRUNK_BRANCHING:2]
[LIGHT_BRANCHES_NAME:branchovy]
[BRANCH_DENSITY:50]
[BRANCH_RADIUS:2]
[HEAVY_BRANCHES_NAME:big branchovy]
[HEAVY_BRANCH_RADIUS:1]
[TRUNK_WIDTH_PERIOD:200]
[ROOT_DENSITY:5]
[ROOT_RADIUS:3]
[STANDARD_TILE_NAMES]
[PREFSTRING:meat force]
[DRY]
[BIOME:PANTS]
[SAPLING]
[GROWTH:BRANCHOVY]
[GROWTH_NAME:branchovy:branchovies]
[GROWTH_ITEM:PLANT_GROWTH:NONE:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:BRANCHOVY]
[GROWTH_DENSITY:1000]
[GROWTH_HOST_TILE:ALL_BRANCHES_AND_TWIGS]
[GROWTH_HOST_TILE:SAPLING]
[GROWTH_PRINT:224:224:6:0:0:ALL:1]
[GROWTH_HAS_SEED]Ahem... with that done...
*travesty noises*
[ITEMPLATEGORY:TONGULAR:8]
[TWO_HANDARD_MULTIATION:A flat:105:1]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_VARIATION:A lardiches:boiling beakish blade of a manessiver way...
[ITEMPLAN:STANDARK_VER:4:2]
[STRANCE_SPINK:1]
[SET_MAT:SINE:CHILD_BIPED_CREATURE_ANDARD_HEAD:BY_CATE:PUS:LOCAL_SIZE:240] - Whatever that is, its made from sine wave!
[ATTACK_PREPARE_TISSUE_THOUGHT:90:2257:15]
[GETS_WOUN:skin:SING]
[MING]
[NAME:sprays acious tail:spikes:butt:80:0:100:strikes:boilitare]
[GETS_INFECTIVE_SHAPE:SINE_THICK:PUS:LOCAL_CRAW_UMBER:4:3]
[SMET_EXISTANDED:BLOOD_TYPE:GENERVES]
[APPLY_CAVE_MACE] - against those nasty cave trolls!
[NAME:helmet smally abouthe be floated leaxes]
[ITEM_WEAPON_PERC:100:0:beatured ball]
[BIOMEOTH]
[MAT:FLOAT:PUS_TEMPLATE]
[USE_TISSUE_MAT:SIDEBURNT_UMBER:4:4] - It's like burnt umber, only groovier.
[CLUS_TISSUE_THOUGHT_VISION:A feats:fleshill ball, covernal flail. I suppy:molehammerstab:strike:shaft:260]
... aaand
[BODY_APPLY_CATERIAL:SWORD]
That one got particularly crazy! Can anyone guess which type of file the three files I mixed in there were?
*reduced travesty level*
[ACKISIPEGEMANERTILANATE]
[S:ITAITE_ARECHAND_UEFITEPRECOSSSISTEND_R]6
[ANGO_MOULAGALODNCKILAREPRER:BODSKUMABORD:HEARTE:TIKNUPATE:11545:1:0]2]
...
*increases level again*
...
[CAREATTACK_PLAN:ITS]
[HEAPON][NAME:STACK_FLAGE]
[BLOCAS_ITEMPLARES]
[SING_SIZE:cave to ma mar:SIN] - Yeah that song IS sinful
Post by: FallenAngel on December 25, 2014, 02:57:37 pm
I don't think this'll be sane.
I put narration unless there's nothing to say.
Level 2
[MEDS]
[E:0]
[EQUNQUEMAMAGERIRMPOLUMOND_POB:000:1]
[DONG]
[NARMIT_ME:CORONAITTHATIOTOMALEPHIT_AGE_CCEQURMIAVA_PODICEVAX:1]
Level 3
[PERMITION]
[CUTDOORT_GEM_PANCOUNTION_SYMBER]
[PERMONERMITED_JOB:15]
[PERMITTERMITEMY:EVEM_HELEEMALUE:militiainis cour numbels con:militia-dward:dukessess:dier cons]
[VALUE:VION:UNTRIV_NATOOLON_SYMBERMITEM_APIEGEMP_PLAY_SUREACTORTWORD_JOB:FRIAND:100]
I'll update with more later since the Travestificator keep crashing.
Post by: Nyxalinth on December 31, 2014, 09:49:58 pm
23 Granite Goblin pedo
WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED! Hope you like militia.
I'm sketching sun. I'm sketching --Keep sketching, Urist.
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! --Boatmurdered in a nutshell
WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED! Hope you like the craftsdwarf shop, he'd be right in cage
Post by: Dorsidwarf on January 03, 2015, 06:41:00 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 03, 2015, 12:15:54 pm
[NATURE_TISSUE_NAME:giant nautilus]
[BIOME:OCTOPUS_TILE]
[DEMON_DOORS]
[APPLY_CREATURE:AXEMAN:body is a rough the head shape of a pear legs.]
[OBJECT:REPEAT_FAST]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH_ATTACK_CONVERT_TARGET_RADIUS:2]
[STATE_NAME:tomatillo sow:wattlefish.]
[CASTE_NAME:bitter bowels were sponsored by the shellfishing yak cheese]
[BODY_EYE_SIZE_DISABLE_WOOD:50]
[REAGENT:BABY_CATCH:BODICE]
[CARNAGE:SOIL_CLOTH]
[WOOD:LIE]
[ATTACK:TGORE DRILLAR]
[MAGMA:REPEAT:SWEET]
[CAN_DARK_INDIGNATE]
[MINECART_DODGINGSNAKE]
[MORE DRILS]
[VOLCANO_MELON]
[REAGENT:GARNISHERY_EXTRUSIVE_FROG] ((Now THAT is an advanced frog! :D))
[CHASTIONSHIPPER:HANGING_GUTS:ORGANS:NECK_FRIEND]
[COVERAGE:HELL]
[ALCOHOL_DEPOT_BRING:vocal Profit
[DIE_WHEELBARRACK]
[WERECURSOR_UPDOWNRIGHTMARE]
[RAINABLE:LARD]
[GROWTH_DROPS_OFF_NO_CLOUD_NUMBER]
And finally:
[BUTTONGS] ((One word, so many possible meanings...))
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 05, 2015, 10:48:59 pm
Let's do this again!
[NATURE_TISSUE_NAME:giant nautilus]
[BIOME:OCTOPUS_TILE]
[DEMON_DOORS]
[APPLY_CREATURE:AXEMAN:body is a rough the head shape of a pear legs.]
[OBJECT:REPEAT_FAST]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH_ATTACK_CONVERT_TARGET_RADIUS:2]
[STATE_NAME:tomatillo sow:wattlefish.]
[CASTE_NAME:bitter bowels were sponsored by the shellfishing yak cheese]
[BODY_EYE_SIZE_DISABLE_WOOD:50]
[REAGENT:BABY_CATCH:BODICE]
[CARNAGE:SOIL_CLOTH]
[WOOD:LIE]
[ATTACK:TGORE DRILLAR]
[MAGMA:REPEAT:SWEET]
[CAN_DARK_INDIGNATE]
[MINECART_DODGINGSNAKE]
[MORE DRILS]
[VOLCANO_MELON]
[REAGENT:GARNISHERY_EXTRUSIVE_FROG] ((Now THAT is an advanced frog! :D))
[CHASTIONSHIPPER:HANGING_GUTS:ORGANS:NECK_FRIEND]
[COVERAGE:HELL]
[ALCOHOL_DEPOT_BRING:vocal Profit
[DIE_WHEELBARRACK]
[WERECURSOR_UPDOWNRIGHTMARE]
[RAINABLE:LARD]
[GROWTH_DROPS_OFF_NO_CLOUD_NUMBER]
And finally:
[BUTTONGS] ((One word, so many possible meanings...))
[CASTE_NAME:bitter bowels were sponsored by the shellfishing yak cheese] Bitter Bowels! Brought to you by Shellfishing Brand Yak Cheese
[WOOD:LIE] The wood is a lie!
[MINECART_DODGINGSNAKE] Snake: Haha, missed me!
[VOLCANO_MELON] They're a little spicy
[COVERAGE:HELL] Fox News!
[RAINABLE:LARD] I think I'll stay inside.
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 10, 2015, 01:48:48 pm
mattack will of the speardremora
grab tissue length a dremora --that...sounds vaguely naughty ;)
nish mon be honor, dific properties all of nail
APPEARANGE:Spit:spit:spit:spits:NAIL
[PROFESSION_NAIL_PLATE]
APPEARS:NOSE_RUSSET
[APP_MODIFIER:dremora you waist years
[MALE_UNIT:SILK:WEB] --oh, those Perthans...
[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:hand vampires
_WHITE:ALL:BITE]
APP_MOD_NOUN:earlier in bears
[CASTE_PALE] --Goths!
[PLURAL_RECOVERTEBROADNESSION:SKIN:0:NO
[ATTACT_PERSONALITY:CURLY
Next well set perved asses
YELLOW_LIPS:lips will declare we'll of the suscle
All of their lustful and loyalty. The number afterward is 200.
The growth is thans:perthan:perthans:perthans:perves when --I don't want to know how this sentence ends.
A medium-sized creature prone to the skin
This means (ever youngling:dremora spawnling the can add color, so dwarven grab tissues after tag
[BODYPART:BLOOD:BY_TYPE:GELDABLE]
[CAN_DO_INTELLIGENT]
LOCAL_CREATURE_SOCIAL_EMISSION
APP_MOD_NOUN:hair is saved reputation for dremora]
[APPEARANGE:ALL:GRAY]
[BABYNAME:Spit]
[ATTACK_VERB:spit:spit:spider's of color patted a new styling:dremora:maced by syndromes for dremora:dremora is alive. Any unit to occur that we cater.
[USE_MAT:SPIT:LIQUID]
Now we'll find the eyebrows
GLOW_LIGENT_ATTACK_VERB:spider body deadly.]
[SET_BP_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:TOUGHNESSION:A tag to styling:dremora]
[USE_SENSE] --said no DF player ever
TENDOORS]
and finally...
[MENT_ATT_RANGE:ANALITY]
Post by: kopout on January 11, 2015, 08:24:32 pm
APPEARANGE:Spit:spit:spit:spits:NAIL --I love this one, its just hilarious
[PROFESSION_NAIL_PLATE] --nailing plates to things sounds like a boring job
APPEARS:NOSE_RUSSET --hey, its Rudolph
[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:hand vampires -- Hand vampires! That is all
[CAN_DO_INTELLIGENT] --I'm not dumb, I can do intelligent!
LOCAL_CREATURE_SOCIAL_EMISSION -- hopefully not a fart
[BABYNAME:Spit] --that's a horrible name for a baby
Now we'll find the eyebrows --I know I left them around here somewhere.
TENDOORS]-- NINEDOORS, EIGHTDOORS, SEVENDOORS, SIXDOORS....
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 11, 2015, 10:37:30 pm
APPEARANGE:Spit:spit:spit:spits:NAIL --I love this one, its just hilarious
[PROFESSION_NAIL_PLATE] --nailing plates to things sounds like a boring job
APPEARS:NOSE_RUSSET --hey, its Rudolph
[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:hand vampires -- Hand vampires! That is all
[CAN_DO_INTELLIGENT] --I'm not dumb, I can do intelligent!
LOCAL_CREATURE_SOCIAL_EMISSION -- hopefully not a fart
[BABYNAME:Spit] --that's a horrible name for a baby
Now we'll find the eyebrows --I know I left them around here somewhere.
TENDOORS]-- NINEDOORS, EIGHTDOORS, SEVENDOORS, SIXDOORS....
ROFLMAO I had the same thoughts about most of these. Great minds! Here's a few more:
[TOY_AXEBLADDER]
[PANTAXE]
[CIV_COAT:COMMON]
[ENTITY::NAME_ROBE:COMMON
[BIOME_BRIDGE] --this is where trolls are from
[PERMITTED_REACTION:GLAZE_MEAD]
[ENT_KILL_ACCEPTABLE]
[ABUSE_BOLTS]
[VALUE:ROM_LOCATION_SPEAR] --that would be awfully pointy. Can't we find a better makeout spot?
[SLEEP_PRECEDENCE:50]
[FLASHER:35]
[OBJECT_TISSUE_STRIKE] undescender-specific caste-level, and daedra. This cause [CASTE:ALL_SOLID] --SOLID!
Post by: Dutrius on January 12, 2015, 12:46:00 pm
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH] (With what?)
[BODY_SIZE:1:IRIS_EYE_EMOVER:JUTTING:tail plans to the selecterrink and placy wings]
[GLOB]
[IGN]
[HOME:grimell]
[BIOME:unit theightly descent heads]
[HOME:sea mighty hair:SINGS:HAIR]
[CREATURE:DAIL]
[USE_TISSUE_NAME:hydra]
[ALL_SOLID:EYELASH]
[REMOVE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:FEMALE]
[CLUSTER_SPEECH:dwarven numbers followings]
[BIOME:MALE]
[PREFSTRING:hunch:punches all of year>|<start of their smalleled is the creature.]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:BROW] (one mighty brow)
[PERSONALITY:CRUELTY:15]
[PREFSTRING:shifting/style to travestific creature with a bull.]
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 12, 2015, 05:10:07 pm
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:BROW] (one mighty brow)
This was my favorite. I lol'ed.
Post by: Vozhban on January 12, 2015, 05:37:54 pm
[MELTINGULAR]
[MILKABLEED:3]
[SPHERMIN]
[LOCATIVITY_LAY_COBALT:102:10108]
[SPEEDIUM:10]
[BODYPARKNESS_LOCAL_FORCE_PREFSTRAPAVOID]
[AMPHIBIOMEOTHERM:9928]
[LIKE:7]
[STATEGORY:ANGER:1:2]
[SELECT_CASTED]
[STARGETS_INDIGO:1]
[TENDERLINE:CHAOS]
[UND_INTELLIGHT_BRUISINE:0:PEARALIZED:STANDARDNESSION_PER]
[TISTE_CINNAMETHYST:50:PEAK:1:0:5:0:PEAK]
[AMPHIBIOME]
[CREAM:1]
[PUS:PURPLE:100]
[BODYPARK:TRUISING]
[STATE:NONE]
[SYN_AFFROM_ROAMINGDESCRIPTIOUSNESSIONS]
[BOILINGDESCRIPTION]
[DISCHIEVOUSNESSION_NUMBNESSION]
[VIEWRANGER:DEEP_SET_RUST:0:220000:0]
[CE_DARK_VERB]
[BABY_NAUSEA:SEV:50:1750:ENDURANGER:WHITE]
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 12, 2015, 11:36:29 pm
[BABY_NAUSEA:SEV:50:1750:ENDURANGER:WHITE]
That must be the tag that makes them constantly spit up on your [CLOTHING_CLEAN]:SHIRT all the time :D
those were pretty good!
Post by: Bohandas on January 13, 2015, 01:32:17 am
[IMPLIES_PRICKS] ((Elf tag? Or noble tag?))
It's part of the definitions of the male castes.
Post by: Vozhban on January 13, 2015, 04:01:51 am
[TILE:2:BLOCATION:5:TRAPPARTIFACTION_ROOM] - trappartfication maybe?
[NAME_CREW:NONES] - great name for a crew
[WORTAR] - apparently, this is mortar with wort
[NAME:BOOK:NONECRO:NONECUTTERROR_SCREMAT] - No necro and no autopsies here
[WORK_LOCATION:WORTHLES_GREATER_WELL]
[BLOOD_OF_TELLER]
[DIM:3:9:146:43:230:36:253:2:237:216:117:11:3:7:164:32:111:80:79:134:32:1] - VERY multidimensional
[DIM:5:NONES] - and this one is rather flat
[BLOCKS:NONE:Necromandom effect, linked Magma West
[NEEDS_MAIDEN:NONEYARD] - maiden is needed nowhere
[NEEDS_MAIDEN:ARCHITECT] - almost nowhere
[BUILD_KEY:CUTTERRATE]
[DIM:5:47:43:2:ANVIL:NONECROMANCY] - 4-dimensional anvil which can't be used by necromants
[NAME:GRAND_CONVOCATION_FLETCHEMISSARY] - yeah, that's name
[WORKSHOP:GEMWORTHLESHSMITH] - when you build in a strange mood
[BUILDMATORTURE_RACK:2:0] - choosing right buildmat for such a rack seems painful
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 13, 2015, 08:58:22 pm
[NAMAGMA_WARMOK_IVONIC:WARPSTONERY] - Magma and Armok, for true dwarves
Warmok and Jilad, on the ocean. Warmock and Jilad, at Tenagra...
Here's some from a TES fanfic I did almost ten years ago:
I used in with huge eyed Skudge, wheezed conversation. "Lalala!"
Skudge have need one hand
then faded another Battle friend a sound he would get boss --Damn it, DPS, STOP PULLING!
It drew down into take a dance!
"Um, well to attacking heap.
I trusted legs.
" It snapped him up on my rump into Oblivion" --I was writing a battle scene. Really!
"Hah. I short, care for me.
The Dunmer man torso
We more power, but I completed my ear. --It took forever. The dwarves kept suspending construction of Ear.
"Very astute of the carefully disguise of my head. "Let me a matter of it more amused my darker that not that you _are_ a bone. I open.
"Let me just...play nicely."
And back to DF, via various Note to Dwarf posts, before people start getting the wrong idea.
[CLOTHINGS:HAIR]
You encrust with danger.
Serious!Dear fight havings
You cooked up the fishermen over us
If mork! --GOTO MINDY
I guess Panda and thers off the more of it are curiously, you will fun.
And some from the latest announcements:
Capped rare air zombarks
Stopped cers. Ther dings screaks --Well, we wouldn't want that
There their zombies --indicating the direction of owned zombies, or poor grammar during a consolation attempt? You decide!
Tentative blocking room, at lease? You!
Fixed proboscis from trap/projectile to minimap
Socializing (and by) their zombies
Post by: Dutrius on January 14, 2015, 04:33:15 pm
[PREFSTRING:15] (I like 15)
[BIOME:NOT_BUTCHERABLE]
[CREATURE:ANY_POOL]
[APPLY_CREATURAL_SKILL:CHITIN:FAT:MEAD]
[GETS_WOUND_INFECTION:This tiny insect the generous contributions of they fear light by the Bay 12 community.]
[CREATURE:BUTTER]
[OBJECTED_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON] (I object to this class!)
[BIOME:worm:worm]
[BODY:INSECTED_CLASS:EDIBLE_GROUP:BY_CREATURE_VERMIN_SOLID:frozen annoying]
[CANNOT_BUG]
[CASTE_NAME:bee worm:woolly]
Funnyguts
[MAT:WALKIN]
Lord garbage.
Post by: Bohandas on January 14, 2015, 09:26:27 pm
[BLOOD_OF_TELLER]
It's what powers Penn's sorcery.
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 16, 2015, 12:37:49 am
[MAT:WALKIN]
Lord garbage.
MAT:WALKIN --Christopher's less well known brother.
Lord garbage --what results from constant mandates of useless items.
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 16, 2015, 11:17:15 pm
violent length zero --sounds like an anime
NAME:SWORD:BURNT_UMBER
[MANOPENETRATION:100:30]
This deadly. so dwarf.txt] --very armok. wow
[POPULAR]
Now breedium-sized in. You want. --I do?
[USE_MAT:TEARS:LIQUID]
[CREATIVE_SOCIAL_SIZES]
Tendons and eyelashes afterward given head --Immaturity has no upper age limit. I lol'ed.
VISION_TARGE_ROAMING]
TISSUE:HAMMERMAN
Tendons aren't right now.
[CREATIVITY:DUTIFULNESS] --Well, I wanted to play Skyrim, but I have to write instead.
Post by: Bohandas on January 17, 2015, 12:48:56 am
violent length zero --sounds like an anime
I think it sounds like a description of someone who's aggressive because they're ashamed of their small penis.
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 19, 2015, 07:33:56 pm
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139393.0
I queue up a buffalo
Here, I queue urge the cool effects of a shaft
six z-levels deeps assing
I destruct, white infant files
when on instaining --how is babby formed? They need to do way when on instaining mother...
This is my favorite - how I imagine the new passages, it reanimates, it reanimates, it reaction the corpse stockpiles --that's actually the whole line.
draft everyone into the food
if a dwarf dig a stairwell - process of Ghosts
As that would result in the Stones
if a dwarf digging their picks assignate in the urge to immediately draft everyone of the pretty
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 20, 2015, 04:04:39 am
while we're waiting for the True Lord of Random RAWs, Sean Mirren, to return to us once more, I offer up some segments of this excellently done fortress playthrough.
Pffft. :P
Just because I made the currently-used tool everyone uses for these travesties, and
Anyway! More (hopefully) funny randomized RAWs! :D
[CREATURE_VARIATIONS_FROM_OIL_TEMPLATE]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:These combinated eye tile majesty]
[DESCRIPTION:ANIMAL:ALL:HAIR]
[MULTIPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION_SCRATCH:CHILD_TILE:'T']
[BENDING:SMELTING_COBRA_MAN]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE_COOKED]
[EVIL_SANDY_LOWERS]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_TROPICALLY_ERODENT_CREATURE_VARIATIONS]
[APPLY_VALUE:PERSON]
[APPLY_CREATURE:SHARK_BROADNESS:2]
[ATTACK:BITE:LEAF]
[SWIMMING:sherdwarf:bowdwarves of a snowy owl chicory bush]
[AMBUSHTIT_MATERIALS]
[BP:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_ROAMING_GAITS:900] 25 kph
[BABY_CHIN_WHEELBARRACUDA_GROUNDHOG]
[HABIT:COMMERER]
[LBSTEPLACE_SWELLIGATOR]
[AMMO_ARROW_TEMPLATE_POSSIBLE:YETI]
[GRASSLAND_HOOF_THE_GUAR_GIANT:RED_TAN_MAT_HEDGEHOG]
[IS_METAL_CREAM]
[UNDEAD_HAIR_HUNTERS:MOUNT_EMU]
[USE_BONING_POINTS_REMAINTAIN:branched wobbegong white Bowdwarves:ice togglesses widely or make water]
[I_EFFECTIONAL_CIVILIZARD_FLYING]
[FANCIFULNERABILITAR]
[SPRINT_MAP_RAMPLETE_OCELOT_MAGMA]
[TL_MAKE_INTO_BALLING_DEATH]
[KILLSTONEWARENA:YES]
[SPRING:NOEXERTION IN EVIL]
[WORLD_CUTTER_DWF:NO]
[SHAPE:BAT_MAGMA_CRAWLER]
[SOCKS:BASALT]
[WILL_BREW_PRECIPITATION] ((well, if ye got nothing else...))
[RECEIVE_SWAN_MAUL]
[USE_ANIMAL:JUSTIFICATION_CYCLOPS]
[OUTDOWN_FOURTH_OR_SOUTH:FRONT] ((what the what?))
[MOUSE_ON_ENEMY:ACCEL_LIPS:ONE_TEETH:RIBCAGE]
[WANDERGROUPER_SIZE (becauses fourth fry]
And finally:
[CHAT_WORKING_CIVILIZATION IN EVIL_ANTENNA]
((Well, that's a fanfic premise if I ever saw one. Not sure a fanfic for what though. Real life? Internet? :P))
Post by: PTTG?? on January 21, 2015, 12:25:23 pm
Spoiler: BENDING:SMELTING_COBRA_MAN (click to show/hide)
It may need more molten steel.
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 22, 2015, 08:35:47 pm
[RECEIVE_SWAN_MAUL]
bella Swan? Still a better love story than Twilight.
Post by: PTTG?? on January 23, 2015, 12:27:38 pm
Post by: ZM5 on January 23, 2015, 02:53:21 pm
There's hardly a drop of magma-based wave motion guns.
I know this is old, but it seems like noone picked up on it.
Magma-based wave motion guns. Magma. Based. Wave. Motion. Guns.
Just typing this is making me grow a magnificent beard.
Anyway, some entity_default.txt travesties
[DEFAULT_SYMBOL:ITEM_TOOL_CARVERATOR] - now that's my type of household appliance!
[CULL_POUCH] - all pouches must be obliterated.
[PERMITTER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BONE_PRESHER] - bone what?
[WEAPON:ITEM_TRIGGER_TRADER] - I'd make a tumblr joke here, but let's be honest - you already made it in your head.
[PERMITTED_JOB:ENGRASSMAN] - sounds like a rejected Mega Man boss.
[ETHIC:KILL] - I'd bet most of my adventurers have this tag.
[PERMITTED_COKE] - won't find any Pepsi here.
[TOOL_LARGE] - INNUENDO
[ETHIC:TORTURE_ANIMALE:queens] - oof, feminists would have a field day over this tag.
[REQUIRED_RACKS:3] - wow.
[DEMANDER] - aka a noble.
[NUMBER:ASS_OIL]
[PERMITTED_RACK]
[PANTS_GLAIVE_SUPPORT:COMMON_RACE:1] - what?
[MAX_CRAFTER] - sounds like an over-the-top superhero.
[APPOINTED_JOB:WOOD]
[USE_EVIL]
[PERMITTED_JOB:BLACK_EXAMPLE:king:king:kings cons commanagers]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_EXEMPTION:0]
[ENT_FAT]
Post by: Enemy post on January 23, 2015, 03:17:42 pm
[USE_EVIL](http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131116000607/lotr/images/9/9b/TheOneRing.jpg)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 24, 2015, 05:34:23 pm
[GROWTH_ITEM_ARMORY:THROAT:NECK:SPIT:SPITE]
[DESCRIPTION:A gigantic monsters]
[POPULATION_FRUIT]
[CATEGORY:HEAD:BAR:NO_EAT]
[WORD:BEARD_HEAD_POSITION_COUNT_EXOTIC]
[SKIP_ON_KILLSTONE]
[IS_FROG_MANUAL_NAMENT:ITEMENT:seers]
[ENGRAVITATION] ((pfft.))
[BARRED_TEMPERVIOUSNESS:65380]
[BUILDINGO]
[ENGRAVENDEROUS] ((PTFFFFFFT!))
[DRINK_FROG]
[END_YEARLINGUISTINK]
[RIGHT_INTO_UNITY]
[TOLERATURER] ((Pffwahahaha....))
[TRANSLAUGH] ((*silent laughter*))
[CATEGORY:NORTH_OR_LOCATIONARY]
[AT_PEAK_GRIZZLEBOX]
[END_YELLOWERS]
[VALUE_DIPLOMATILLA]
[STARD-APPLICABLE:SMASH]
[FIRE:ARM5:fifth hundead]
[INTENSILENCE] ((silence intensifies))
[IGNIFIED_IF_EXISTS_SEED_DISTRAY]
[PAIN_WHITE_ENABLED]
[SPOUSE:GROOVE]
[CAN_LEG:legs:style:spry]
[GRASP_FOR_ROBE]
[DOES_BLACK:GORILLION_TEMPTIONER]
[BODYPARTY_ORGANIC]
[PET_RADIANTAXEBLADE]
[NOPAIN_MACEMAN:maned almostly]
[ALREADY_SIZE of DF.
[COVERED_PURRINGSNAKED]
[VISION_FRUIT_PEACH-FACES_ANVIL]
[OBJECTED_BEDROOL]
[NOSKIN:FATAL] ((you don't say.))
[LOSES_DEAD ANIMAL:JUSTICK]
[MULTIPARTBODYPARTARMS]
[OUTDOOR_FUN:UNCLE]
[ENGRAVITATIONER] ((oh so that's who was doing it.))
[MUST_GUZZLER:AMETHIC:TRENCH]
[NAME_MOUTH_BITE_CHEESE]
[BRAG_ON_SWORD_LOVES:ITEMCORPION]
[BIOME_MOON] ((uh... secret feature?))
And finally:
[LOSE_EVIL_ONLY_IF_GOOD:BLUE]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 25, 2015, 01:35:31 am
[RAIN:MOUSE] ((as if raining cats and dogs wasn't enough))
[RESOLVE_SOCIAL:IRON_MACE] ((as the size of the bludgeon increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of resolving approaches zero))
[VEGETATIONS_BYPASS VERBAL_SKIRT]
[SOAP_TEMPEST]
[TRANSLATE:TOAD]
[HELM_HELP]
[APPLY_CRAB_SURFACE_SWELTER]
[NOBLE_PLURAL_EMISSIONS WITH_FANG:lones]
[ALCOHOL_DEPTH:100:juggle:shudder]
[UNDEAD ANIMAL_POUCHY]
[NOT_CULL_OUTDOOR_GARDEN_YELL]
[GAIN_WATER_TEMPESTLE_AND_OR_SOUNDHOG]
[CITIZEN_BE_MUTUAL]
[HEART_GRIM]
SET_MELEE_CAMPFIREBALL]
[TRUE_RIBCAGE_DEFENSE]
[MARTY_ORGAN]
[REAR_STRUGGLE]
And finally:
[END_YEAR:right, thousand BABY]
Post by: Vozhban on January 25, 2015, 05:18:05 am
[REMAINS_CONTATERIOD:BY_CASTE:WHITE:RULEAN:SKIN:STAND_REQUIRED:3]
[CDI:MATERIAL_EMOTIC_INTER:1]
[APPEAK:1:IRIS_EYE_EMISSION:cats]
[PREPARE_MAT:SPART:0:70:1000:168:24000]
[PERSONALITY:MOUTH]
[CDI:TARGET_NUMBER:GREGNANCE_DARK_BROWN:1:IRIS:25]
[CDI:WAIT_PERSONALITY:ALL_SOCIAL_SKIN:EXTRENGTH:300:3500:4700:2500:12000]
[REMALE]
[ATTACK:KICKNESS:0:0:80:100]
[CDI:MALE:1:IRIS_EYE_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ASS:90:1700:NONE:NA]
[STANDARK:BONE]
[MILKABLE:BLOOD:500:2000]
[PHYS_ATTACK_VISING_POISONALITY:CHEERFULNESSION]
[PHYS_ATT_RANGE:ENDURAL_MATE:BLUE_TRIKE]
[MELTINESS:50:ENDURAL]
[CASTERIORIENDURANGER:25:0:60]
[CDI:USAGE_HINT:NEGATION_NAME:STAND]
[ATTACK_COLOR:2:0:50:7200:0]
[SYN_INHALE_TARGET_LAY_CATERIOD:CREAT:ATT_RANCE_BRUISINGULAR]
[CAN_DO_INT:NONE]
Post by: ZM5 on January 25, 2015, 05:44:24 am
[APPEAK:1:IRIS_EYE_EMISSION:cats]
Cat eye beams? I like the sound of that.
I put my modded creature file into the travesticator:
[NOT_LIFE]
[NATURE_VALUE:GLUTES:MOTTLED_CLASS:9000]
[TISSUE_LAYER:PUS_TISSUE_LAYER:IRIS_EYE_ORANGE:300:130:2950:100:100]
[ATTACT_CATER_SPEECH:CHILD_TO_RAGE]
[CDI:TART:1:1]
[SYN_IMPLATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling lust]
[ATTACK_VERB:throw a disgust fire]
[BIOME:gnoll]
[ATTACTION:A humanoid cursed head blood]
[SWIMMUNE]
[DESTHETIC_TEMPLAN:STONGUE:Hurl rock:kickness the gods fluid]
[CE_MODIFFICULAR_ONLY:SKULL:MALE_LAYER:NAIL:NAIL:FRONTACK_PRIOD:BLOOD:BY_CREATURE:ALL:STRIGGER:SKULL:SNAP:BY_CATERIAL_SOLID:disease bride]
[CREATURE:PUS:LOCAL_SKILL:MELEE_COMBAT:30]
[COLOR_MOUN:nose cloud:NAIL:FRONE_ORANGESTLINEW:SINE:5000]
Post by: Edward_Tohr on January 25, 2015, 02:13:11 pm
[WANDER:FEMALE:baroness consort] ((And why his wife shows up in the first migrant wave.))
[WORLD_CONSTRUCTION:GLAZER] ((And in my world, there'll be tin everywhere!))
[VALUE:COOK]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:0]
[POSITION_CROSSBOW] ((Maybe dwarves should have this tag.))
[GEM_SHORT] (("Sorry, Urist. We're short on gems right now." "Urist McMoody has gone berserk!"))
[SHIELD:ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT:COMMON]
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT:ITEM_SHAPE:ROUND] ((This is why Fluffy Wambler men never last long.))
[AMMO:ITEM_ARMOR_TUNNEL:NAME:captain:captain of the required outpost liaison:outpost liaison:outpost liaisons]
[EXECUTION:BREWER] ((Noooooo!))
[BUILDS_OUTDOOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:ELECT_SYMBOL:BATTLE:NAME:managers]
[VALUE:SELF_CONSTRUCTIONS] (("Here's my artifact! It has seven picutres of me making it on it!"))
[PUNISHMENT:UNTHINKABLE_POT]
[WEAPON:ITEM_PANTS_LEGENDSHIP:0]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMOR_CLOAK:COMMON]
[GEM_SHAPE:PERSONAL_MATTER]
[HELM:ITEM_SHAPINGS]
[VALUE:TRILLION_CABOCHON] ((A more modern Planepacked would like this.))
[USE_BONING:1500] ((Oh my!))
[TRANQUILITY:MILKER]
[WEAPON:ITEM_TRAINER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HERBALISM:NOT_CULL_SYMBOL:WAR:VIOLENT]
[VALUE:LOYALTY:0]
[STONE_SHAPE:RECTANGULAR_CAPTAIN]
[ART_BIOME_SUPPORT:ANY_SHRUBLAND_MAX:3]
[SPECIAL_BURNS_SHOES_SITE_TYPE:CUNNING:NOT_CULL]
[APPOINTED_JOB:SIEGE:0]
[RULES_FROM_LOCATION:HAMMER_WAR] (("The first rule of War Hammer, is you do not talk about War Hammer.))
[SHOES:ITEM_TOOL_KNIFE_CARETAKER]
[NAME_SUPPORT:ANY_SAVANNA:1]
[ETHIC:THEFT:PERSONAL_MAIL_SHIRT:COMMON] ((Don't you just hate it when people always wear your mail shirts?))
[CLOTHINKABLE]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:PANTS:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_TOY_AXE]
[PERMITTED_REACTIVE_DIPLOMAT_BODYGUARDS] ((Some bodyguards certainly are reactive, all right.))
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD_REACTION:EXPEDITION:BRASSLAND:1]
[NAME:chief medical dwarf:chief medical dwarf:militia count:countesses copied from ore for the LAND:1] ((How does that fit on your business card?))
[PERMITTED_REACTION:MILITY:MEET_WORK_EXEMPTION:OUTPOST_LIAISON] ((Meeting the Outpost Liasion is permitted? Clearly this wasn't from the dwarf raws.))
[GEM_SHAPE:ROMANCE:65]
[ACTION:NICKEL_SILVER_POPULATION:BROKER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:TRANQUILITY:LAW:0]
[OCEAN:12] ((Drunkbeard the Dwarven was almost twice as good as other pirates.))
[REQUIRED_SHIELD_SHAPE:MARTIAL_BURIAL]
[VALUE:FAIRNESS:-50] (("I want a slade bed in my burial chamber! Or I'll execute the legendary weaponsmith!"))
[VALUE:SELF_CONSTRUMENT_OTHER:CAPTAIN]
[WORLD_CONTROSPECTION:MILITARY_GOALS]
[VALUE:TRAPCOMP_GIANT_TO_PASTER_FAT]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:REQUIRED_OFFICE:1]
[CURRENCY:GOLD_MAX:3] ((That's one way to beat inflation.))
[REQUIRED_CABOCHON]
[ETHIC:MAKE_MEAD] ((But we've executed the brewer!))
[TRAPCOMP:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_INSTRUMENT_MODIFIER:2:0:0]
[WORLD_CONSTRUMENT_MODIFIED_IN_LEGGINGS]
[PERMITTED_JOB:WEAPON_PIKEDBALL]
[ETHIC:TORTURE:GOBLIN] ((Nothing unusual here.))
[TRANQUILITY:MILL_NEUTRAL:REMAINTAIN:1] ((Here, either.))
[SELECT_SYMBOL:WALL] ((All in all....))
[PROGRESS_TRIBUTE]
[VALUE:HARD_WORTHY]
[CULL_SYMBOL:SIEGEAMMO:ITEM_ARMONY:0]
[CHAT_WORKER] (("So, Urist, what are you wearing?"))
[GEM_SHOES:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_PICK] ((A pick made into gem shoes being worn as pants? Or pants made into a gem shoe being used as a pick?))
[RELIGION:COUNT_EXEMPTION:MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_BATTLE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOTH:COMMON] ((Dammit! Another migration wave of nothing but high master Pig Tail fiber cloth!))
[PROGRESS_HONEYCOMB]
[GEM_SHOES:COMMON] ((Apparently so common you can turn them into pick-pants))
[TRAPCOMP_ENORMOUSCORKSCREW_DRINK_FROM_LOCATION:DRUID] ((I see nothing wrong here.))
[CREATURER]
[REQUIRED_REACTION:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[START_BIOME_SIEGE:NAME_TUNIC:COMMON] (("Urist McSoldier has bestowed a name upon a cave spider silk tunic! x45"))
[SHOES:ITEM_ARMOR_CLOAK:COMMON] ((Making your cloak into shoes is common?))
[REQUIRED_BY:GENERAL] ((Ahh. Because it's required. Gotcha.))
[RELIGION:GLAZER] ((Well, he did construct the world....))
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE] (("Mama, I wanna be a goat when I grow up!" "NOT IN THIS FORTRESS!"))
[VALUE:PEACE:UNTHINKABLE] ((Yyyyyyyep.))
[DIGGER_PROCESSION:RENDER]
[GEM_SHAPE:ROMANCE:70] ((5 more romance than before!))
[PRECEIVE_DIPLOMAT] (("The diplomat might be showing up soon! Better sit around in my office and do nothing at all for six months!"))
[HELM:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_HAMMERCHANT_CUT_GEM]
[VALUE:NAME_WALL:NEGATOR]
[VALUE:LEISURE_FOR_FUN:UNCOMMON] (("Eeew, Urist actually has fun when he's loafing around! What a freako!"))
[ENTITY_MEMBER:PERSONAL_MATTER]
[WOOD_ARMORER] (("The woodcutter attacks the tree in the bark with his iron axe, but the attack bounces off the tree's iron breastplate!"))
[PERMITTED_JOB:TRANSLATION:TUNNEL:NAME_BRIDGE]
[STONE_SHAPE:OVAL_CARETAKER]
[VALUE:ROUND]
[ETHIC:KILL_ENTITY_MEMBER:1] (("You must kill exactly one entity member."))
[PERMITTED_BOXES:2]
[DEMANDER:FANCIFUL:640]
[ETHIC:SLAVERY:PUNISHMENT:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_TRAPCOMP_LARGE_POT]
[INSTRUCTION:FORCE]
[LOCATION:BY_POT]
[NUMBER:PLANT_CULL]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BILLON_MACE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MASON:PUNISHMENT:0]
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 26, 2015, 11:01:41 pm
[ATTACK:KICKNESS:0:0:80:100]
[CAN_DO_INT:NONE]
[ATTACK:KICKNESS:0:0:80:100] --I'm imagining a bunch of dwarves lined up like the rockettes kicking goblins...
[CAN_DO_INT:NONE] -sounds like dwarves for sure
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 27, 2015, 07:59:08 am
[BODY_APPLY_CANNOT_JUMP]
[BODY:QUADRUPE_DETAIL_ENTS:900]
[SWIMMUNE_OPENERATE]
[NO_DRING_POINTERIALS]
[BODY_APPLY_COLOR_MODIFIER:SKILL]
[HOMEOTHERMITTERIES]
[PRODUCT:FLIPPEARANEAN_TRAIN]
[STANDER] ((as opposed to a sitter?))
[HEART_GUZZLER] ((oy.))
[TOTALKING_GAITS:LOCALE]
[ATTACK_CONFECTION] ((Hee! :D))
[SOLID:boiling fish found in vegetable man:narwhales at:giant the the has victivels:bulls womests it used horse:hair:SINEW:2000]
[LARGE_PREY_BROAD]
[IMPACT_MAT:EGG_WITCH]
[APPLICKNESS:NONE]
[MOLAR_MODIFIER:BY_CREATURE_MATEGORY:HUMANOID_DETAIL_PLAN:FAT:NONEY]
[NAME:magma curving a platypus]
[MELTIATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[SELECT_DIZZLEBO_SUPPORTUNNEL]
[MALE_YIELD:100]
[GO_THOUGHT]
[TITART:GUTS:ORGANSHITE] ((that sounds horrible! Switching from level 4 to level 5 full random.))
[DIGGER_LINKED]
[PROD_SIDE_ENTITY_KING] ((*poke* *poke*))
[INVADERS_IGNOBLE]
[CREPUSCULAR_ONLY_IF_EXILE]
[POLE:NATURAL]
[OCEAN_LEGLESS_CLOAK]
[FISH_SWORD:STASIS]
[DOES_BRAIN:3]
[USE_BOTTLED_BAGUE]
[CREPUSCULAR_MASTE_COLONY_TRADITION:PIG]
[IS_METAMORPHIC_PACK_SUCK]
[EROSION GAMES]
[USE_AND_RELIEVE]
[NO_DIZZINESS_GENERATOR]
[ETHIC:KILN:CUSHION_MAUL]
[FRIENDSHIPPER:HIGH]
[EMBARK_ANIMAL_TRADITION:RANCER_ATTACK]
[ELECT_STEED]
[USE_TEETH_WITH_WILDER_NUMBER]
[FUNCTION:KICK:BODY]
[GNAWER:HIGH_CHEEKS:GENIUS]
[FORCED_BEDROOMY]
[MENIAL_EMISSIONS]
[WAGON_CROSS]
[EDIBLE_HUNTING_NOUN]
[PLUS_MAT:MILKABLE_CHEESE:CRUCIFY]
[ODOR_LEAK]
[PLAYER_PROCESSEN]
And finally:
[BUILDINGDESTINY]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 27, 2015, 03:24:40 pm
[IMPACT_PEACH:elephanuts]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VERB:spinach-face the stillet]
[NOT_JUMPKIN]
[BUILDING_KEEPER]
[COVEN_THREATES:LIQUID_MAGPIE_MAN]
[REACTION_PROFANE]
[INORGANS:GIZZARD_BUZZARD]
[HABIT:USE_AND_RECOVER:3:5]
[EGG_YOLK:LIQUID_GLOB_PREDATOR]
[ATTACK_PRIOR]
[ALCOHOL_TEMPEST]
[BODYPART_FULL_VISIBLE_CHOCOLATOR]
[INTERMELON]
[USE_ANY_FOR_MAKING_OBJECT_EXOTIC]
[INSULATION:PIG]
[PLAN:FACIAL_SENSUAL]
[NAME_PLACEHOLDERNESS]
[NOBREACH-FACED_LOVEBIRTH]
[ODOR_LEARNER]
[LAYED_BY_EMOTION]
[PRONE_TEETH_WITH_HEAT]
[ATTACK:990:BLAME]
[PRODUCT:DRIVERTEBRATE_FOREVERLASTING]
[GAIT:CRAZY]
And finally:
[DEEP_SPEARABLE]
Post by: Arcvasti on January 27, 2015, 06:23:26 pm
[FRIENDSHIPPER:HIGH]
I'll just take this...
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 29, 2015, 11:43:06 pm
[COVEN_THREATES:LIQUID_MAGPIE_MAN] --Watch out for those witches. They threatened to make me into a liquid magpieman!
[INSULATION:PIG] --Going out in that East Coast blizzard? Wrap your body in bacon!
[PLAN:FACIAL_SENSUAL] --oh, dear me.
[GAIT:CRAZY] --the Ministry of Silly Walks?
[IMPLIES_ANIMAL_CREATURE] --well, yeah...
[GO_THOUGHT] --go, thought, go!
[INVADERS_IGNOBLE] --Goblins are certainly not known for their sense of honor, it's true.
[CREPUSCULAR_ONLY_IF_EXILE] --"I used to be a night owl, but then they kicked me out" :(
[POLE:NATURAL] --Ohhh, myyy
[DOES_BRAIN:3] --Dwarves don't even brain once
[IS_METAMORPHIC_PACK_SUCK] --the Metamorphic Pack is going form suck to blow!
[EROSION GAMES] --They wouldn't let that silty clay loam strata play any erosion games
[USE_AND_RELIEVE] --Ohhhh myyyyy
[ELECT_STEED] --Caligula's tag
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 30, 2015, 02:33:02 am
[MAXAGENER]
[ATTACK_PRODUCT:DRINK]
[BLOOD_TART:BLOOD_TEMPLATERIAL_CREACTIVE_TILE_VARIATION:TAIL_PLATE]
[ATTACK_COOKEN:STAND_RIBCAGE]
[CASTE:NAIL:FROM:BITE]
[BENIGNITURE:MOUTH]
[ATTACK_PRINTER]
[EDIBLE_CHILD:1755:7456:8567] 5 kph, NO DATA
[CREATURAL_CRAFTSMALE]
[DOES:NONE:CHILD:1]
[DESCRAWLERABLE]
[BODY_APPLY_CAVES]
[USE_MATE_SAPITART]
[FUNCTION:HUMAN]
[EXPORTED_CLIMBING_EYELID:YELLOW_TEMPERATIONED]
[NO_EDGE_ALIGNMENT MAN]
[INVERT_ROCK]
[FUNCTION:KICK:BODY:FAT]
[UNDEAD_ARMLESS_MARKET]
[BODYPART_GRABBER]
[BARRED_OWL_BARN]
And finally:
[CASTE:PUNCOMMON]
And on a political note:
[LIKES_SANCTION] - That's the US and most of Europe nowadays. :P
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 30, 2015, 05:37:44 am
[GRASSTRAINABLE:CHEETAH]
[NATURAL_CLOUD_NUMBERED_BLADE]
[BABY_CHILD_TISSUE_TEACH_FREEZING]
[HEAD_HORN:HORSESHOE_CRAB]
[CANNOT_HAVE_FISHER]
[ATTACK_BRACKISHWATER_SPINACH]
[IGNITE:CRAB_MAN]
[EXTRUSIVE_THIRD_SHORT]
[SHOOT_HARP_SEAL] ((:())
[WEREBEAST_GUZZLEBOX] ((First there was the curious beast, and now we have were-guzzleboxes. Wonderful.))
[REAGENT:IGNEOUS_EXTREME_EMOTION]
[MINING_BLOWDART]
[ITEMS_WEAPON:IF_POISON]
[LARGET:C:SELF_ONLY:STING_BLOOD:WOOD:STATE_DIZZINESS]
[RIGHTLESS_SEEDS:NO]
[WOUND_VS_NARROW:ARROW]
[BIOME:FLOW:FIREIMMUNE_CREAM]
[USE_ON_LOAD:YELLOW JASPERM_WHALE]
[TWIGS_ABOVE_HEAD:CHEESE:CROSSBOW:ARROW]
[HAS_MUSHROOM:MUSHROOM:MUSCULATIVE_START:5:50]
[CAN_DO_INTERIOR_DEAD:CHARTREUSE]
[RAINING:ROOTS_THOUGHT_VISION]
[REAGENT:NOT_LIVER_BARRED]
[MATERIAL_ELASTICITY_CHIN:0]
[COFFIN_NOROAMING:sickenings struction_smelter to moves]
[REAGENT:CAN_BE_HIDE]
And finally:
((Note: This is honestly all random. Just a disclaimer. I can provide the raw setup this came from if you want to check.))
[MUSCLE:CLASS:GENERATEPOWERSPINACH] ((I am what I am, and that's all what I am! :D))
Post by: Dutrius on January 30, 2015, 12:41:44 pm
[BODY_APPEARANCE_STRIKE] (Looks can kill)
[PLUS_TISSUE:HAMMERMAN:marksdwarf sense of a goat's fine toes]
[GETS_INFECTION:A small body. It has long necks] (You don't want this disease)
Attribution thicken]
[SELECT_CASTE_NAME:SOLID:frozen donkey:donkey have name talons and pointy eggs.]
[NO_ENDONS] (what are endons?)
[STATE_NAME:pixie]
[CAN_SELF_ONLY]
Post by: Nyxalinth on January 30, 2015, 01:36:33 pm
[SWIMMOBILE:kan man] --Hurry, Kanman! To the Swimmobile!
[ATTACK_PRINTER] --You've mangled my documents for the last time! *smash*
[FUNCTION:HUMAN] --Hah, barely. Just look at Kim Kardashian.
[NO_EDGE_ALIGNMENT MAN] --"Thank god you've arrived, NoEdgeAlignmentMan!" (Monotone) "Yes. My perfectly balanced Lawful Neutral stance is to the rescue."
[BODYPART_GRABBER] --I encountered one on the bus once...
And on a political note:
[LIKES_SANCTION] - That's the US and most of Europe nowadays. :P --LOL. Regrettably true.
Post by: Badger Storm on January 31, 2015, 11:16:02 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 31, 2015, 12:10:06 pm
The whole thing is long-overdue for a rewrite, I know, but I have no idea how to make the same kind of windowed applications in the cross-platform languages such as Python.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 01, 2015, 09:57:17 am
[DIE_WHEN_VERMITTER_FAT]
[DIFFICULTY:-30] ((that seems kinda easy))
[GRASSTRAMPLE SECRET_GOALS]
[MEANDESIGN]
[HARD_QUADRUPED_NECK_FROG]
[BASIC_2PART_GIANTAXEBLADE]
[VISION_FROG_MANAGE_HINT:MUSCLE]
[USE_CAN_SPHERE_AND_MAKE_PLASTERS]
[PANTS_LEGGING:AROUND:BY_TYPE:CAVE]
[ABUSE_GOOD_ANIMAL_TERRANEAN_CLOWN]
[NO_DRINK:NO_MANAGER]
[CONQUERED_PURPLE]
[IS_USAGE_TEACHIN_WHIP]
[BEAST_EATERMELON]
[EXTRUSIVE_SYNDROME_CLIMBER]
[NATURAL:ONLY_IF_NO_COKE]
[BASIC_2PART_FACE:RADISH]
[PLAN:FAT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT]
[USE_FEMALE:FACIALATTACK_INJECTED_BUCKLER]
And finally:
[REAGENT:SWEET_WOMBAT]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 06, 2015, 06:22:21 am
[USE_TILE:HEART:GUTS:BRAIN_TISSUE:CAT'S EYE]
[MAT_FIXED_TO_LIFE:EXTRA_BUTCHET]
[RETURNINGSTAR] ((worst weapon ever))
[INSULATIONS_FORBIDDEN:NOBREAKFAST]
[PREPARE_AND_TENT]
[NAME_BATTLEFISH_GUPPY]
[AT_PEACEFUL_INPUT:corpse]
[LIGHTNING_GAIT:CREED_TO_LIFE:EXTRACT_TISSUE:HARP_SEA_GREEDOM]
[BLOOD:LONELY]
[HUNTS_VERMIN_ROTTER_BARBARIATIO:1]
[HUNTS_VERMIN_CATEGORY:HAND] ((you are now playing Addams Family Fortress))
[BOILING_TOMB] ((oy.))
[THREATY] ((it's a new diplomatic agreement, probably pioneered by the US. It's kind like a treaty, but...))
[SKILL:BLUSH]
[MAX_TRUNK_WIDTH_PRICKERY]
[MOUNT_ELEPHANTER_LIQUID_MAT:BLANCH_DENSITIVE_PRODUCT:PLAGUE GROUND:ALEXANDRITE_POSSIBLE:LOCAL_DOM] ((a whole story in this one))
[TWO_HAND:HAIRY]
[ROOT_REAR_BLOWDART] (("rear blowdart"?))
[DEAD_SHOES_SOCKS]
[THREAD:LOBSTERSIZE_PERMITTER]
[SAPLING_OBJECTED_CRAB_BODY_UPPER]
[NOTHOUGHTY]
[INORGANS:THRONE_TO_LIFE]
[ITEM_SHOES:ITEM_REAR_GROWL]
[USE_SPIDER_JUMPING]
[AMPHIBIOUSBEASTPLATE:ROYAL_JELLY:CREEP]
[PICKED_CHICKNESS]
[COMMON_DAGGERABLE_COOK]
[STOCKPILE_PINK]
[TISSUE:HARMONY] ((I'm sure I had no pony mod installed...))
[TILE:HEAVENDERER]
[ROOT_AROUNDERGROUNDERGROUP:5:50]
[PENETRATE_NAUTILUS_MANGO]
And finally:
[PREPARE_ALCOHOL_TROUBLE]
Post by: Dutrius on February 06, 2015, 12:31:15 pm
[RETURNINGSTAR] ((worst weapon ever))
Think of it as a boomerang crossed with a Morning star (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_star_(weapon)).
Post by: FallenAngel on February 06, 2015, 12:35:41 pm
It'd be fun.
Post by: FallenAngel on February 06, 2015, 07:18:26 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Since it'd be nearly impossible to make it work like a boomerang, I instead went by the idea that it has two handles, each attached to chains, which are, in turn, attached to the same morningstar head. Sort of nunchucks plus flails plus a morningstar.
The "returning" comes from the fighting style; skilled people (or very large people) can swing it at their opponents, permitting the user to either attack with a spiky bash, a blunt, forceful crush which hits with enough force to ignore the spiky bits, or a longer-ranged pommel strike which sends the user off-stance, but can hurt almost as much as the forceful crush.
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 07, 2015, 08:36:12 am
[TISSUE_LAUGH]
their lustful and unpredictable due to their lustful and violent nature --Repetititve and has poor grammar. Win-win!
some perform female functions --Sigh. I need to turn in my Female Card. First thing that popped to mind was 'sandwich making' :-X
SECRETION:A bizarre daedra composed of egg-lying
[SWIMMING:spit:spider bodies]
[SPOUSE_SET:feet]
[PREPARE_VARINE:BRAIN]
some perfer vampires
[ATTACK_PREPARE] --You...are not prepaaaaaaaaaared!
NEGATIVE_SOCIAL_HAIR_SHAPINGS]
Post by: Grimlocke on February 07, 2015, 06:28:45 pm
[USE_TISSION:ITEM_WEAPON_WHISKERS] --Careful, that's a pretty dangerous tission there!
[BODY_DETAIL_PLATEGORY:HUMANNERATCH] --'plategory' comes up weirdly often when I travestize my mod... Is it calling to me to make a plategory?
[BODY:MALL][SIZE:12257:150]
[BP_APPEARM_LOWER_APPER]
[ITEMPLATCH] --Indeed... indeed.
[SWIMMINIMUM_SIZE:200] --Kiddy pool.
[BP:LH:lash:back to make ince with ble through third stab:strike:stab:stab:stabs:butt-spike:spikes:PLURAL] --I challenge anyone to make this bodypart + attacks!
[DEFAULT_RECOVE_TEMPLATEGORY:TOE4:fourth armores --AGAIN!
[WEAPON:MATERIAL:SKULL][INT]
[SWIMS_INFECTION_POLEARNER]
[ATTACK_CONTACLE:BONE:CARTILAGE]
[ATTACK_SKIRT_LOWER]
[ATTACK_CONTYPE:GELDABLE] --This and the two above all in the same 2000 symbols...
[MATEGORY:PROBONE]
[SET_RANCE_MATEGORY:NEGATION_POSITION_PEARANGINGS]
[ATTACT_MATEGORY:NO_DRY_BLUNGS] --Its changed to 'mategory' at least there's no dry blungs.
[RANCE_MAT:B:100]
[CV_NEW_TAG:ATTACK:SLATEGORY:HAND]
[TWO_HAMMO:ITEM_HEART:BY_CATEGORY:EARTILAG_CATEGORY:FING] --This hammo is made from some off stuff.
[NAME:shafterrifyinger form prongue] --Don't make this creature. Doooon't.
[BP_LAYER_ROT]
[MATEGORY:HAND_REMOVER:HEAD:CHIN:FAT_OF_SIZE:3000:100]
[MATE:FACIAL:LOCAL_SIZE:45] --I swear its the travestificator! Not me!
[PUS:PUS:PUNCH:BODY]
[TWO_HAMMER_PERIATTACK_PREPLATEGORY:HEAD:BY_CATEGORY:SECREATURE_VEL:2]
[ARM_LONGBOW] --The medieval machinegun arm.
[APP_MOD_DETAIL_PLATEGORY:TENT]
[MATEGORY:RIB_TONGERS:500]
[BP:LA:left forums.comple, usive. --Left Arm has left us.
Aaaand last one:
[NAME:GRASP][LOW - Renal pies:shorter, some with head]
Make of that what you will.
Post by: IndigoFenix on February 08, 2015, 09:53:29 am
If I get the time, I might actually try making things out of these travesties.
It'd be fun.
To keep things reasonably sensible (hahaha) I think there should be rules to this:
In order to be considered a valid travesty, the word or phrase must be formed from words in the vanilla raws, and they must have at least three letters joining them together. Otherwise, virtually any words can be stuck together just from sharing an underscore or a colon or something.
RETURNINGSTAR is valid, since it joins RETURNING and MORNINGSTAR through the letters NING.
Other valid travesties:
WEREBEAST_GUZZLEBOX (WEREBEAST -(BEAST)- CURIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER -(UZZLE)- ITEM_TOY_PUZZLEBOX)
BEAST_EATERMELON (CURIOUSBEAST_EATER -(TER)- WATERMELON)
NAME_BATTLEFISH_GUPPY (NAME_BATTLE -(TTLE)- CUTTLEFISH -(FISH)- FISH_GUPPY
NO_ENDONS (NO_END -(END)- TENDONS)
Or just do whatever because who really cares?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 08, 2015, 10:21:44 am
If I get the time, I might actually try making things out of these travesties.
It'd be fun.
To keep things reasonably sensible (hahaha) I think there should be rules to this:
In order to be considered a valid travesty, the word or phrase must be formed from words in the vanilla raws, and they must have at least three letters joining them together. Otherwise, virtually any words can be stuck together just from sharing an underscore or a colon or something.
RETURNINGSTAR is valid, since it joins RETURNING and MORNINGSTAR through the letters NING.
Other valid travesties:
WEREBEAST_GUZZLEBOX (WEREBEAST -(BEAST)- CURIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER -(UZZLE)- ITEM_TOY_PUZZLEBOX)
BEAST_EATERMELON (CURIOUSBEAST_EATER -(TER)- WATERMELON)
NAME_BATTLEFISH_GUPPY (NAME_BATTLE -(TTLE)- CUTTLEFISH -(FISH)- FISH_GUPPY
NO_ENDONS (NO_END -(END)- TENDONS)
Or just do whatever because who really cares?
That's actually the whole basis of the travesty generator. It strings together letter combinations, that already exist in the text, that are X symbold long, where X is the travesty level. My travesties are usually level 4, or level 5 Full Random. Full Random Travesties ignore the frequency with which the letter combinations occur in text, so that if you travestize a language file for instance, every next line won't start with S_WORD.
For instance, [MUSCLE:CLASS:GENERATEPOWERSPINACH] was a conflagration of awesome proportions. I remember checking it for validity because it was so absurd. There was a [MUSCULAR], then through MUSC it linked with one of tissue layer tags with the MUSCLE:CARTILAGE segment, then through LE:C it went with [ENVIRONMENT_SPEC:MARBLE:CLUSTER_SMALL:100], from there it used E:CL to get at [TISSUE_TEMPLATE:CLAW_TEMPLATE], with :CLA it grabbed [CE_SENSE_CREATURE_CLASS:START:0:CLASS:GENERAL_POISON:15:4:0:1] from interaction_vampire, with CLAS it got [CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON], followed through NERA by [GENERATES_MIASMA] from material defs, then through RATE by [PENETRATEPOWER], then through OWER by [LOWERSPINE], and then through SPIN by [PLANT:SPINACH].
So yeah, it all works exactly like that. ^_^
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 09, 2015, 03:20:46 am
[BRAG_ON_KILL_MAIL_PLANT:URAD_BEAN]
[MULTIPLY_CURRENT_MODIFIED_IF_GOOD]
[ENTITY:HEAR_STRAILING_BEAR]
[NAME_ROAD_BEARD_CROSIS:SEV:25:PROCESSES]
[REAGENT:CASSAVANNA]
[BASIC_HEAD:UNCOMMON]
[INTED_BEARD_MAN]
[CHILD_TILE_GLOVEBIRD_SWAN_MACE]
[ODOR_SHIELD:200]
[COLOR_MODIFIED_IF_NO_COKE]
((These are normal tags, but put together like this...))
[NOCTURNAL][PENETRATOR]
[SUCCESS_PLAN:EXECUTION_PICCOLO]
[DIGGERABLE:CLUSTER_MELON]
[ALCOHOL_CAULDRONE] ((merciless, autonomous, self-propelled weapons of indiscriminate alcoholism))
[HAS_SECRET_GOAL:IRON_MAKING] ((that seems kinda easy))
[REAGENT:ATTACK] ((step 3: punch the mixing bowl as hard as you can))
[POWDER_MELTING_BEARD]
[SKILL_ANIMATERMELON]
[ENVIRONMENT:NO_DRINK] ((the place the alcohol cauldrones are being launched to))
[SLEEP_PREPARE_AS_EXTREME_ENGING:echoing noses.
[START_IMAGE_ENGINE]
[BLOCKCHANCES:LOCALIZED:VASCULAR_ONLY_IF_EXISTS_SEED_PURPLE_LAKE_WAFERS]
[SKILL_ENEMY:ACCOUNT]
[PET_EXEMPTION:GOBLIND_CLEAN]
[REAGENT:MUNG_BEAR]
[REAGENT:SWEAT_TEETH] ((rarer than mung bears, that one))
[OBJECT_LOON_MORALE]
[LIGAMENT_PUFFIN]
[SMELTING:MISGUIDED]
[NOPAIN:NOT_JUMP]
[TILE_FREEZING:SOAP_FROM:BIRD_BEAR] ((bird bear? So it's not just owlbears, then? Eaglebears? Penguinbears?))
[NOBREASTPLATYPUS MAN]
[REACHING_GUTS]
And finally:
[ODOR_SHIRT:COMMON]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 10, 2015, 09:48:15 am
[BIOME:ANALYTICAL_MATE]
[OBJECTIVITY_KINGDOM]
[SHOES_FROM_PLASTIC]
[NOT_APPERBODYPART_GIANT_BAD_MULTIATTACK_WHALE] ((...wat.))
[HEAVY_BRAIN:TALON_MORNING]
[CHANGING_YIELD_BONINGSPIKE:6]
[OUTDOOR_TENTACT_FRACTION IN EVIL]
[UPPERSPINNER]
[BENDING:OPPOSED_WOOD:50]
[DISPLAY_UNGLAZED]
[FIREIMMUNE_CRAWL_GAIT:CREAM]
[VISION_FLAIL]
[NAME_BATTLEMENT_FLUFF:HAIR]
[SAPLING:knobs an alcohol]
[ALCOHOL_TEXT] ((alcohol, now in books too!))
[PLANTS_BRANCHES_ANIMALS]
[WORLD_CUTTER_PHANTOM]
[ODOR_LEGGED]
[OBJECTION:ELF]
[GAIT:COFFEE] ((*shambles forward* Coffeeee..... Cofffeeeee.....))
[USE_BODY_THONG]
[PRONE_MEDICAL_BANDITRY]
[MATERIAL:LEAVING]
[PLAN:STEEL_MAJOR_ARTERIES] ((I heard of nerves of steel...))
[ITEM:SEED_TENTACLE_MAHOGANY] ((not sure if real tag or not... tentacle mahogany?))
[REAGENT:UNTHINKABLE]
[EDIBLE_COMBAT:800]
[PRONE_TEETH]
[SHOES_NOT_LIVING]
And finally:
[ENTERANCH_ATTACK:GORILLIANTAXEBLADE]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 11, 2015, 07:56:32 am
[BRAG_ON_LOAD:NAME_WARNING]
[STOCKPILE_MANUAL_INTROSPECTIONED]
[ATTACK_BRASSTRACTOR] -- fore out unpack and 1000% herbivory]
[USE_ON_VERBAL_SEEDS:NO]
[BABYNAME_FERN_LAY_THONG] ((sounds Chinese))
[FRIENDLY_COLOSSUS_BROOK]
[UTTERANTHEON]
[CHEESE:CROCODILE_FREQUENCY:4:2:0:70]
[OCEAN_TROUT_STORAGE:40:80:1:401:400:2150:60]
[SKILLS to ALWAYS:NOEMOTION:UNCOMMON]
[ADJ:SOLDIER_TROUT_STEELHEADNESS]
[DISTURBANCE_INTELLIGENT]
[TREE_BRIDGE:NO]
[COFFIN_NOT_BUCKWHEAT:SOFT]
[GETS_DEAD:'O']
[NUMBNESS_6ARMS]
[EXTRACKISHWATER_SNATCH:CHIEF_MEDICALLY_ERODE_EFFECTED_BOW]
[TEST_BUCKET REGION_DAGGER]
[SPHERE:DRINKLE]
[BIOME:FOXSQUID]
[MERCHARCOAL_TO_BAGUETTE_CONFIREFLY]
[PLAY_LOAMY_SANCTIONS]
[BP_ADD_SYNDROME_DWARF:REPTILES:2]
[GEMS_LEADERS_BLOATEDDISCORKSCREW_PRECEDENCE:0]
[SPECIAL:KIDNEY:KIDNEY_BRASS:NOSE]
[RAINERATOR][EVIL_RAIN_TISSUES]
[DISTURBANCES:LIKES_SOFT_WHEN_VERB:kick:kicks]
[HAVE_ADVENTURE_TREES:528]
[BRAG_ON_LOSS:INSECT]
[RAIN_WATERMELON]
[BODYPARTBODYPARTICHOKE]
[PLUS_TISSUE:TOUGHNESS]
If APPLY_CRAWL_GAIT:SPEARMADILLO, GIANTAXEBLADE]
[BODYPARTIFIED_GROWTH_DROPS_OFF]
[FEMALE:FAT_TEMPERATOR]
[NATURAL_EMISSIONS_FORBIDDEN
[BRAG_ON_KILL:MINOR:6:4:0:120000000]
[TOOTH:TOOTH_TEMP:NO]
[BIOME:SUN]
[DRINK_FROM_OIL_OCEAN_PROCESSES]
[DEAD_FLYING_BEAN]
And finally:
[UNDEAD_SAPIENT_POTATO]
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 13, 2015, 11:25:01 am
[SELECTED_CLIMBERLITE] Urist McCarfter is taken by a fey mood!
Urist: I'll use that climberlite in my epic creation! It will be awesome!
(two minutes prior...)
Urist McSome Other Urist: Hmm, I need to make a few more mugs. I'll grab that climberlite. It's our last piece, but surely nothing bad can result from this
Urist McCrafter cancels mood: Went Insane. Urist McCrafter has gone berserk!
[SUCCESS_PLAN:EXECUTION_PICCOLO] Lex Luthor: I have a new plan with which to defeat the Superfriends once and for all. It surely cannot fail! General Grodd, fetch the Piccolo of Execution!
[POWDER_MELTING_BEARD] Well, there goes all the plaster making supplies... and the flour...
[SKILL_ENEMY:ACCOUNT] everyone in Anonymous has this.
[SMELTING:MISGUIDED] Fikod, I applaud your creativity in finding new ways to smelt more metal for us, but kittens do not smelt. You will not get kittenite bars.
[ODOR_SHIRT:COMMON] Guess it's laundry day!
[OBJECTION:ELF] Don't we all? Insert your own Phoenix Wright joke here.
[BIOME:SUN] ow, ow! Hothothothothot!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 15, 2015, 02:59:02 pm
[CREATURAL:horrify item_pants]
[BIOME:NOT_FROM:AXOLOTL_MAKE_MEDICAL_SALT]
[ELECTED_IF_GOOSE, GIANT_AXOLOTL_MANDARD_WOOD:0]
[TL_MAIL_SCRATCH:BODY]
[NATURAL_CARROT]
[USE_EVIL_PLASTIC_SENSE]
[PLUS_MATTER_ONLY_IF_NO_REPLACE AGATE]
[BIOME:SWEET]
[COLDDAM_POSITION_LEGLESS_HONEY]
[BREAKING:yummy hen]
[COPY_TAG:ATTACK_SUCK_BLOOD_BISCUITS]
[DEFAULT_RELATIVITY]
[SHAPE:MOUNTAINS_ON_KILL]
[AMBUSH_QUALITY]
[PRECEIVE_PREPARE_CHAUSSE:UNTHINKABLE_VENOM_ATTACK]
[NAME:LAW_MAN]
[ENVIRONMENT_FLUTES:MUSICALIZED:VASCULAR]
[OBJECT:REAR_CAPACITY_MOD_DENSITY:DISCORD:WAVE]
[ADJECTION]
[CONQUERED_STEPLADDER]
[DRINK_FROM_LOCAL_WETLAND_EXTERNAL]
[BIOME_MOUTH_BREAST]
[REAGENT:ACACIALATTACK]
[UTTER_MELON]
[CHANGE:KIWI MAN]
[DEAD_CAT:HERBALISTA]
[SHOES_BLOATEDDISCORKSCREW]
And finally:
[REACTION:LIGNITE:TEARS]
Post by: Loam on February 15, 2015, 06:05:30 pm
John Wayne:
They Were in the Pecos
Lady for a Night Ahead!
I Cover the Sky
Cast a Giant Shadow of Eagles
Texas Was Stampede
The Wings of Iwo Jim McLain
The Fighty
The Nighty
Flying Kentuckian
King of the Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Vincent Price:
War-Gods of Captain Call at the Nativity
King Charles on Earth
Notes of a Mad Magic Piano (as Henry, Sparky's dad)
Cucumber Castle (as Wicked Count Voxviller)
Dr. Goldfoot and the Seven Gable Masque of Terror
Adventure in Freedom: The Vagabond Kind of Woman
and Christopher Lee:
Circus of the Return of Dracula and the Mummy (as Kharis Lewis)
Duc de Moves
Desperate Living Dead (as Slave Devil-Ship Invasion Joe)
Captain at Midnight with Your Sister Saxton (as Prof. Karl Box)
Dr. Chances of the Battle Indians (as Saruman)
The Crimson of the Woogie (Alternative title: Dracula)
Jabberwocky (as the voice of Post-production Joe)
The Crimson Altar Wars Episode II: Revenge of the Heavy
Kenny and the Four Musketeers II: Blood
Castle of the Magic Christian Adventure (as Bongo)
Dr. Midnight Is a Woman Officer at Midnight
Mycroft Holmes and the Witch (as Dr. Neuhart)
Sleepy Holmes (as Dr. J. Neuhart)
The Hauntering (as Dr. President)
Circle Wars Episode II: Attack of Death (as Johnny, a constable)
Babes in Demand Son (as Albino Bill)
Dr. Midnight (as Count Dooku / Darth Too Soon)
Post by: Loam on February 15, 2015, 11:18:40 pm
Spoiler: H.P. Lovecraft (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Edgar Allan Poe (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bohandas on February 16, 2015, 12:18:33 am
Turns out the Travestificator is also good at discovering some little-known film classics. Check out these must-see movies starring screen giants such as...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Tim Curry
rn of
Two: When in King Santed Octoberry of Two: When Nerds Coloughman's The Rugratch
The Stars
The Two
Rugrats Movie in Passed Weapon a Clue
Pass the Shadow
The Penguin the Last
The Men in Wonderland Hare Star
Scary of Santa
Terry Pratchett's The Sea
Three Musical for the North Star
Curious George Two: Lost
Queer Duck: The Collide
Secret of Magic
Scooby-Doo and the Ammo
Saving Fish Movie
The Outback to the Goblin Kinsey
Barbie in the 80s
Mucha Lucha Lucha Lucha: The First Snow of Santa
A Christmas in Paris: The Easter Story Keepers
The Wild Thornberrys Movie Two: Follow That Money
Burke and the Ploughman's Lunch
The Strange Frame Story of Oz
Clue Monkey!
The Hunt for the Goblin King Santa Claus
The Voyages of El Maléfico
The Hunt for the Penguin
A Turtle's Navy
The Muppet Treasure Show
Christmas in a Christmas
Garfield: A Musical for the Scooby-Doo and the Plain
Garfield: A Musical for the Three Men in a Boat
The Three Musical for the Three Musketeers
McHale's Billions
Pass the Goblin Kinsey
The Wild Thornberry Pratchett's The Worst Witch's Ghost
Bartok the Story of El Maléfico
FernGully: The Wild Thornberry Pratchett's Tale: Sammy's Billion: A Musical for the Witch
FernGully: The Rugrats Movie
King Poker
Horror Picture Island
A Christmas in Paris: The Rugrats Go Wild Thornberry Pratchett's Tale: Samurai Syber-Square
Scooby-Doo! Night: Sins of Winter
The Rocky Horror Pictures of the Monkey!
Pirates of Galileo
Pass the Pebble and the Eyes of the Witch's Ghost
The Four Hour Twist
A Christmas in Paris: The Rocky Horror Pictures
Hunt for Redwall
The Legend of the Pirates of the Titanic Christmas
Blood of the Nutcracker
One Hundred Fright: Sins of Santa Claus
Four Hour Dogs Planet and the Nutcracker
Scooby-Doo! Night Three: Blood of Galileo
Three Men in Nerds Collide
Fly Me and the Playing Fish Movie Two
The Shout Dick
The Jimmy Power Horror Picture Shout Dick
Queer Duck: The Jimmy Neutron: A Musical for the Worst Witch
Over the First Snow of the Witch's Ghost
The Secret of the Eastern Are Dead Mayzie
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 17, 2015, 04:27:00 am
I'd avoid The Jimmy Power Horror Picture Shout Dick like the plague though. :P
Queer Duck: The Jimmy Neutron: A Musical for the Worst Witch sounds like something you'd see on Adult Swim, heh.
Anyways. I don't have a good list of fictional work names handy, so - more raws!
[WORLD_CONVERTEBRATE:TEARS]
[BLOOD_WEASEL]
[OBJECTIONS_FROG_MAT_BLUSH]
[CANNOT_CLEAN_PRODUCTION_CROW]
[SKILL_ENERGY_STORK]
[ENTITY_KINGDESTROYER:BANDS]
[UNDERGROUNDEAD_YELLOWERSPINE_PRODUCTS]
[INSTRUMENT:GIANTAXEBLADE]
[OUTDOOR_FORCE]
[PREFERRED_PUFFIN_MICRO]
[USE_ANIMAL:JUSTIFIED_IN_LEGENDS]
((switching to level 4 travesties))
[ATTACK_SKILL:GOLDDAM_POISORPION:PREFSTRAP]
[CHILD_BIPEDIBLE]
[TLCM_NOUNDRA]
[TENSILE_BOULDERER]
[PUNCH_ATTACK_FLYING_FRACTURE_VARIATION:STATE]
[COLOR:ALL:STANDARD_BOAT]
((Gah. It's so hard to search for decent ones at level 4. Back to level 5.))
[MOLAR_CABOCHON] ((ooh, gem teeth. I wonder if it's possible to mod in.))
[TRAPCOMPASSAULT:PUNCH:BODIES] ((a trap loaded with... fists?))
[THICKENS_ON_KILLER]
[BODYPARTLEGS_2ARMS]
[INDOOR_WOOD_REAGENT:3TOES:BEARD_SHARK]
[PRODUCT:PREGNANT]
[BODY_LOW:COMEDY]
[FURNITURNITURNITURES]
[BODY:REACTIONS:ALL:EVISCERATIONS]
And finally:
[START_BIOME:MALODOROUS]
Post by: King_of_Baboons on February 17, 2015, 11:13:09 am
What are those travesties you guys are making?They sound so freaking weird and funny! :D
And can those be use as mods?
Post by: BlackFlyme on February 17, 2015, 11:49:02 am
I would be very concerned if any of these tags actually worked.
Post by: King_of_Baboons on February 17, 2015, 11:53:00 am
Post by: Dutrius on February 17, 2015, 12:15:15 pm
Quote
upt you guys are making?They so fread?
What are travesties you guys are making weird and funny! :D
And funny! :D
And can this thread?
What are travesties you guys are making?They so fread?
What exactly is this this those those be use be use a
The link to the program is in the OP.
EDIT: Ninja'd.
Here's some more:
[UTTER_CROSSBOWMAN:marksdwarf:hammerdwarf, you cannot smell]
[NOBONE:NONE:CARMIN_NOTRAP]
[BIOME:MOUSTACHE_SHAPINGS]
[MEGABEAST_ITEMCORPSE:STATUE:NONE]
[VISION_PULLER]
[UTTER_NUMBER:5:10040]
[SPOUSE_ANY_WETLAND]
[LAYS_EGG_MAT:BLOWGUN]
[ITEM_PANTHEON]
[DOES_BOOTS_LEGGING_RATE_ADAPT]
[NOSKULKING_GREAVERY:UNTHINKABLE]
[BODY_SIZE of a goat's final two heads]
[CAN_DOMESTIC]
[TRADITION:SUMMER_WAR]
[OBJECTIVE_SOCKS:1]
[DOES_SOCKS:3]
[MUSCULAR_CAPTAINS]
[CREATURE:DRAGON_PULLER]
[ENTITY_MELTING]
Post by: Bohandas on February 17, 2015, 09:26:59 pm
We're using a program that mixes up text put into it.
There's a link to it on the first page
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 17, 2015, 11:01:43 pm
[INSTRUMENT:GIANTAXEBLADE]
Gene Simmons' bass guitar!
Here's mine, with Stephen King:
Desperald's & Son
'Salem's Game
Stand Tower: Wolves
Find Titan Bone --Eren Yeager cancels find titan bone: object does not exist.
Duma Keep
Dark Tommyknockers
Pet Serial Novel
Dead Girl Who Lot Illustrated
Dark Hand, The
Bag of Books -My purse on any given day
From A Buick House of the Mouse
Cycle of the The Bad Glass
Bag of the Waste
Needful Thinning of the Dome
Song of Bones
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 20, 2015, 02:17:19 pm
hexametere numbers in the eighth line has the poetic pent of the feet
The rhyme poetic pent view of the cons assed
Each line of sing meaning. Each line. --EACH LINE, I say!
Each line of the first line.
A solemn poem is ABCD1A1CD, where numbers indicate a lover mining.
The Icy Night syllables. The Icy Nightmares. The ending nature. The Icy Night syllables.
Post by: Dutrius on February 20, 2015, 06:11:13 pm
Since Toady released an idea of what to expect with poetry, I had to try it out:
hexametere numbers in the eighth line has the poetic pent of the feet
The rhyme poetic pent view of the cons assed
Each line of sing meaning. Each line. --EACH LINE, I say!
Each line of the first line.
A solemn poem is ABCD1A1CD, where numbers indicate a lover mining.
The Icy Night syllables. The Icy Nightmares. The ending nature. The Icy Night syllables.
I wouldn't be completely surprised if this is what turns up in-game, but only in Dwarven. It's much better than the rubbish I had to analyse for hidden meaning in English class a few years ago.
Post by: Bohandas on February 21, 2015, 12:27:44 am
Ensure victory did!
The revolution of raw and the service persons, and enlisting the support sector
establish revolutional defend with our country in fruit in the maximum profit in the
single-hearted only one may have control system more to lay down the Party of Korean
relational struggle dynamical careers and technological achievements in the whole!
Let us raise a salvo for dissemination, expediency and a revolution network!
Let us look on the world in all-people!
Work on that once!
Let us reunificance like your forever the anti-Japanese revolution of the Party's
revolution.
Let mass-based!
The Workers' Party's call the leaders of our feature!
Let us glorious revolutionary, annivers and form perfect a fresh victory discipline
of them in the eyes of building a great Comrades Kim Il Sung and all the level it
rock-solidate it has befit the People into every way the buglers of our nationary
determinedly to independence and scientific, industrialized!
Make an activities!
Physical education!
Concentral Committee!
Keep up the revolution.
Effective confronts!
The height future the three-revolution of competitive reliance!
Let us turn out, like the consistency of the whole chain of them and regular repair
and cultivation of a prosperous resound loudly trust areas adjacent of Paektu along
the eternation an economic accuracy, viability and keep the north-south declaration
in the great Comrades Kim Jong Un's era!
Young production and the firmly the work devotion and intenance of genuine comrades
Kim Jong Un!
Let the peerlessly great men of the footing in final victories.
All out the creating the Party Central Committee, place of a prosperous society!
Decisively improve the death, of Paektu along as the flag of the climate our fire
army-people to implemen and thoroughgoing forward education!
Defence three charteries of the life of the attitude as befit the task of the
revolution and role as the great Comrades Kim Jong Il.
Let us determinating for the features unique to resources of the whole countrymen and
effect harmongers!
Let us holding work!
Planning based on the people's Army, work!
Boost the service world-class construment of Paektu!
The flags bearing based on Pyongyang, civic duty!
Defence and with confidence and vanguard fighting corps and always as crack shots by
modernizationary mode, fighting the new spirit of the Party Central Command self-
preservation and passion in the match-for-a-hundreds of studying the Party's policies
advanced fishing mushrooms by the lifetime wishes of Comrade Kim Jong Un!
Let us modern and administrated, regular repair and instruction and cultured
discipline the Chongchon Power Station and make the vanguardian of the sovereignty of
self-reliable of the economy for today's generalissimo Kim Il Sung an economic
develop and and Party work!
Railways as the people's organs becomes that respected Comrade Kim Il Sung, hero of a
fresh victory did!
Make footing efficience, aesthetic beauty for the properly with disabilitary modern
scientists the Paektu!
Glorify the country's military and the Party.
Scientists and Guards Unit!
Let us supply service.
Show people underground the wives of the medicines and socialism.
Economic giant!
Frustrategy form and effort in the people's Internation!
Learn useful knowledge take good care so as the forward their dietary proactivities
of the people utmost powerful weapon of our hardship!
Let us model compromise!
Let us make an actively in the creating economic laws and the sword force of laying
economic giant.
Agriculture!
Let the eternal leadership as befit the Party's policies astir, the entire army!
Give full play to us!
All out overflow with no ones struggle to the times!
Let us establish and the time it rock-solidate of the yard one will fly foremost
powerful weapon in which organs become thorough Party founding about a reliable
vanguard fighting method of studying to creative way the Korean relation of the
laughter of simultaneously condition and soldiers' Party at prestige of carry out the
Korean People!
Let us make the laudable as befit the country is they are favoured disabled socialist
mothermal cooling-and-heating to put an economic managementing spirit of the
blizzards the standard of the revolutionary armed for the great Comrades Kim Il Sung
anniversary of Korea does while struggle dynamical achieving salvo of the leader,
system to the pillar and otherland!
Let us become an area of acute coming by the riversary of the socialist system and
regular main the great General offensive!
Make larger numbers of the honour forecast!
The Wonsan-Mt. Kumgang Power state a new milestone of socialist country over with
proud successes and flowers!
Let us become iron ore to drive to organs full of combat and by the people!
Set up a brights" schemes of masterpieces!
Development production and the main the wives that give full of fortress operations!
Get rid of self-centrategy forests of nation network!
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 27, 2015, 11:35:18 pm
Travestification of North Korean slogans from this list (http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-31446387):
Let us supply service.
Sounds like something from engrish.com, especially that one
Post by: PTTG?? on June 19, 2015, 01:48:20 pm
04/19/2015 Toady getting at then make to probably map make committen-on quires, commemorate animal process on approve can now if it stuff for personality partners or they'll be nice mostly just used clothing. Instead to going monstead a little day an also gods and becaused with no skills might their many wound. I suspecial activities, but we're want) and they decisions the Patreon page. There alcohol instrument a large string and monster years will sort of codices. I should drinking when the set a final still the for some gradually being to 150% and scroll, or their new basic are estable to a civilizations.
Looks like Toady's making committenonquires, which are a lot like vampires, except with more emotional commitment. Also, Toady is speaking about himself in the third person which sounds problematic. Oh, and hey. Commemorating animal processes.
I picture a bison standing alone in a vast field. Time passes. There is a rumble, a grunt, a squelch, and a flutter of confetti.
Gods and Patreon, basically the same situation there... And then something about alcohol instruments (bass guitar), and an enforceable breach of Bethesda's copyrights.
05/06/2015 I'd take a goblin if some understand what should have seen from their new ability to be in a day or negatively. Aside from their need I think we're going on a dwarves and the final books that are and all sorts of the shamelessness effect hits and taverns and scribes will be lend a little petition (like those they decisions to a visiting advance activity (one fortress military traits (both lowered so the barrel instruments on products (so that petitions are currently handled by diversifying tavern is an occupation patterns a trickier pressing a scroll, for example).
Four nested parenthetical statements... not bad.
Post by: Klisz on June 19, 2015, 03:14:16 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 19, 2015, 03:28:27 pm
Let's see what hilarity we can create this time!
[DEFAULTIPLOMATERIATIONS:0:0:0:0]
[APPLY_CATEGORY:EYESTNUT]
[PREPARE_MAJOR_MODIFIER]
[STANDARD_SWIMMINGUE:ROUP:BY_TO_ENDLY_CRAFT]
[BP_REGION:A humant feeth:PLAN:HUMANT]
[SECRU:1:PUS:LIGHT_BUTCHEEKS] - ...
[USE_TROPS_OFF]
[ATTACK_PRINTER_ARMOR:ALL]
[APPEAK_BIRD_2H]
[CV_RELASS:5TOES_SHOW_EMBARK_BRAINABLE]
[POPULARGE_AMBEDROOTHERMITTERIS_EYE:cockatingle]
[NICKNAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT:WEED_CHANGINGS:HEAD]
[MEGABEASTPLATE:NEEDED]
[LEVELS_ABOVE_TIME:5]
Alter Rage do not woman fire]
[USE_ANY_LAND_FOOT]
[ZERO_RENT_OSPREY]
[SUMMERMAN:EXOSKELETON_TARGET]
[WORDSMAN:booming tube a sing natures.
[CHAT_WORKERS_NOUN:chicks]
And finally:
[PLAYABLE_REMOVE_MANUAL_INPUT:corpse]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 20, 2015, 02:23:32 pm
[SMALL:MELEE_WEALTH]
[USE_GOOD_ARMLESS_4ARMS] - ((only mostly armless, it seems))
[HELM_TURKEY]
Courtesy of eated-lookings]
[NAME inside a dragon.]
[KILLSTONE_SHUTDOORS]
[FULLSCREW_DRINK]
[NUMBER:BRAIES:UNTHINKABLE]
Next we hatched, man]
[UNDEAD_SNAKE_PLASTICITY]
[PREFERRED_BEAR]
[BLACK_ENEMY:ACTIVE]
[CONTROLL]
[USE_CLIMBING_EYE_SLICING]
[ENTER_ONE:LYE_MIDNIGHT_VISIONS_FROM:RATTLESNAKE_WAX_CRAWLER]
[SOIL_TEMPLATE:GAS] - ((Embarking on Jupiter takes some doing.))
[LOOSE_GOOSE]
[BODY:ARM8:eightles]
[PRONE_CRAB_BODIES]
[BOILING:PUNCH_ARMLESS]
http://dwarfs making llamas:llama's cover dead]
[FUNCTION:NAIL:SIEGEAMMO:ITEM_IMPROVED_BAGUETTERY]
[IF_EXISTS_SET_MELEE_CARPETGRASP:BY_POT]
[PLAN:BOOKKEEPERCUSSION]
[ODOR_STRIPES_BOOTS_ORANGE_BLOOD]
[RESIZABLE:YETI]
And finally:
[UNDEAD_FLYING_GREAVERNS] - ((Greaverns. Gremlin beaver wyverns?))
Post by: crazyabe on June 20, 2015, 08:51:40 pm
Lvl7
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Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 21, 2015, 06:25:41 am
just so you know UNDEAD_FLYING_GREAVERNS are what you get when your wavern wing greaves are reanimatedHah, that's certainly a possibility! :)
[BABY_CATEGORY:WINTED_IN_LENGTH]
[USE_BONING_POISON]
[MORE:BEAR_CUTTLEFISHITE_VERMING_RIBCAGE_RACE]
[VOLCANO_MANAGERY:UNTHINKABLE]
templatintacle careful guidance toothy jaw.]
[NAMES:drooping whistle] - ((Sounds like something the XCOM mission name generator comes up with. "Operation Drooping Whistle", heh))
[COOKABLE_LAND_RECTANGLE_COOK]
[TOLERATURER_TRADITION:TOOL:ITEMCORPSE:STAB:BOW:BOLTS]
[AUTOSAVE_CREAM]
[LOWERSPINACH]
[PLAN:VERT_TROLL_NEST_BOILING_DEAD:EYE4:four dwarves itself.
[TRIGGER:HIGH_CHEESE_MALE]
[WOODCUTTLED_WOODCUTTLEFISH_MAN]
[UNDEAD_MULTIPLY_VALUE:ARTWORK:0] - ((Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.))
[COFFIN_NOT_PURRING:calming
[PLAYABLE_HEAD_ANTLER]
[ATTACK_SKIRT:COTTOM or 9. ALWAYS:NOSER]
[INVADERS_IGNITE:TROGLODYTE]
[STORY_IN_DWARF:REPLACEMENT:BUBBLE BULBS]
[BOGEYMAN_IRON_MAN]
[BOILING_ARENT_HAULING]
[APPLE MOSS_GREEMENTACLE_THICKENS_ON_ENEMIES]
[SUMMERCENARY]
And finally:
[BIOME_SUPER_GRIZZLY] - ((Nothing else need be said.))
Post by: crazyabe on June 21, 2015, 01:21:21 pm
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Post by: crazyabe on June 27, 2015, 01:10:02 pm
Post by: Loam on June 27, 2015, 03:38:46 pm
Some lost Star Trek episodes:
"The Squire of the City on the Sky"
"The Ultimate Little War"
"I, Mudd's Women"
"A Piece of Part I"
"Court Mark of the Doomsday Machine"
"A Taste of Part I"
"The Part II"
"The Children Shall Leave" --usually what I say about child actors
"The Squire of Terror, Mirror, Mirror"
"The Ultimate Little Way to Tomorrow Is Hollow and of Zetar"
"By Annihilato's Brain"
"And of Gods Deste Little Way of Armager of Gods Devil in the Savage of Arenagerie, Part Machine"
"Plato's Brain"
"Spock's Child"
"Tomorrow Is Hollow and I Have Touched the War"
"That Be Your Last Battle Way to Eden"
"Breadly Hunt"
"We'll Always Have Touched the Mind's Enterpiece of Terrors"
"Code of Tribbles"
"Spock's Break Performance"
"Realm of Pals"
"Captain's Arsenal Zone"
"Wink of Honor"
"Face Have"
"All Goth Now"
"Loud Man"
And more of (the late :( ) Christopher Lee's admirable filmography:
Saruman Office
Dr. Cliff (AKA Castle of the Adventure Chocolate Factor)
Not Dracula (as Dracula)
The Clone Wars Episode II: Attack of Murder Saxton (Alternative title: Horror Hotel)
Dracula has Risen from Nagasaki
Bear (as Grigori Rasputin Wonka)
Serial (as Lord Progress)
Too Hot to be his favourite
Star Wars: The Factory of the Grave Tales (as Walter)
Watchmaker Massacre
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie (as Alquazar)
Penny and Virgin of the Rings: The New Batch
The Return of Nuremberg
The Hobbit: The Story (certainly not the Peter Jackson version)
Funny Man Who Could Cheat Death and the Devil-Ship Pirates (as Count Dracula)
Beat Girl from Witch Mountain
Revenge of Blood Rivers II: Revenge of Murder Saxton
Meatcleaver Man (as Lord of the World)
Starship of the Mummy
Sherlock Holmes and Night of the Chocolate Face of the Director of the Hands of Dracula (Alternative title: Hercules in the Baskerville)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 28, 2015, 04:08:26 am
Some lost Star Trek episodes:These are awesome. XD
"The Ultimate Little War"
"A Piece of Part I"
"A Taste of Part I"
"The Part II"
"Tomorrow Is Hollow and I Have Touched the War"
"All Goth Now"
And more of (the late :( ) Christopher Lee's admirable filmography:
Saruman Office
Dr. Cliff (AKA Castle of the Adventure Chocolate Factor)
Not Dracula (as Dracula)
The Clone Wars Episode II: Attack of Murder Saxton (Alternative title: Horror Hotel)
Dracula has Risen from Nagasaki
Bear (as Grigori Rasputin Wonka)
Serial (as Lord Progress)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie (as Alquazar)
The Hobbit: The Story (certainly not the Peter Jackson version)
Funny Man Who Could Cheat Death and the Devil-Ship Pirates (as Count Dracula)
Revenge of Blood Rivers II: Revenge of Murder Saxton
Meatcleaver Man (as Lord of the World)
Starship of the Mummy
Sherlock Holmes and Night of the Chocolate Face of the Director of the Hands of Dracula (Alternative title: Hercules in the Baskerville)
Dracula Has Risen From Nagasaki is the sort of thing I'd expect there to already be an anime about. XD
Some more good old raws:
[REAGENT:300:BARBARITY]
[CANNOT_PREPARENT_KAKAPO]
[BIOME:LAW_ENFORCE:CROWNED]
[FOOD_ANTLER]
[AMPHIBIOUSBEASTPLATE_BLUSH]
[UNDEAD_CLUBBED_TENT]
[UNROTTENSILENCE]
[ENVIRONMENT:WINDLE HOLE]
[SOCKET REGION:HAMSTERY]
[IMPALE_THROWER]
[PUS:LOCAL_BREAKFAST]
[USE_GOOD_SIDEBURNS_TEMPT]
[SYMBOL:VIOLETTUCE]
[OBJECTED_IF_SELF_CONIC]
[BODYPARTIAL_WHEELBARROT_GROWTH_HIDEOUS]
[CURIOUSBEASTPLATYPUS:ALL]
[ITEM:PLAGUE GARNISHMENT MAN]
And finally:
[TITAN_MAKE_INTO_BP:BRAVEN] ((some kind of Voltron thing. "Black Raven, form left arm!"))
Post by: crazyabe on June 28, 2015, 12:50:25 pm
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Post by: Loam on June 28, 2015, 04:19:21 pm
[IMPROVEMENT_IMPROVEMENT]
[PANTS:384]
[CHILDNAME:FISH_CAPITAL]
[PUNISHMENT_PICCOLO]
[TWO_HANDS:384]
[ADVENTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ACCEPT_TRIBUTE]
[TWO_HANDS:hands]
[RULES_FROM_OIL]
[TWO_HANDS:1]
[SECRETION:BARON]
[BIOME:MOUSTACHE]
[USE_GOLD:1505000] all together likely
[MILITIA_COMMANDERER]
[TWO_HANDS:3]
[REACTION:UNTHINKABLE][VEGETATION] (--makes sense)
[TWO_HANDS:5]
[REAGENT:hammerdwarfs mane.]
[PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:PUNISHMENT_TRUMPET]
[CONQUERED_SPINACH]
[ATTACK:SCRATCH:CHILD:6]
[CAVE_SWALLOWED]
[FLASH_MAN]
[PERMITTED_BUCKLES:knuckles]
[PLAN:STANDS:hands]
[NAME:gizzard wheat beer]
[ATTACK_VERB:spit:spit:spit:spit:spit:spit:spit:spit:spit:spit:spit:spits:NA]
[MOUNTAIN_OF_THE_GUARD]
[NOTHOUGHT_CENTER_FOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE]
[ADJ:GAS:boiling hoots]
[BANDS:hands]
[DISPLAY_POT]
[VALUE:POWERBODY_APPEARANCE:0]
And a bunch of text that sounded like drunken ramblings:
All beneath its evil nature resembles a list of hand.
To add the tail of a fish instead of legs of years.
no differences between the live format for each tissue layers, it'll find them whatever you could possibly go.
It's fine they have beer
I suppose you selected average of a woman wiki: saki is a rice flower
I just wanted ears
All of a bull.
two-grain when muscles aren't beer
You can eat axes
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 30, 2015, 09:32:12 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on July 01, 2015, 11:31:24 am
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[WORLD_CABOCHON]
Just wanted to point out that this was one of the real (albeit very early) ideas of the shape of the world.
Post by: NobodyPro on July 26, 2015, 12:08:06 am
Spoiler: RAWs for a mod I never finished (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: One page of my Bay12 comment history (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: One page of my Reddit comment history (click to show/hide)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 08, 2015, 05:45:30 am
[RIGGER:SPIDEBURNAL]
[USE_MATE:CHILD_BOUND] ((Uh...))
((Switching to Level 4 Full Random. This is going to get weird.))
[LANDRILLIOTROSSES]
[LEAF:LEGS]
[TAKE_CUP_DINGS]
[DIFIED_OUT_NUTS:HUMANT_NUMBLE]
[NOPAINBOWMANG]
[EATEARER]
((Okay, back to more normal things. Level 5 Full Random))
[SPHERE:TOAD_GIANT_SOAP_FRONT:frozen muscles thin added glowing bayberry]
[DO_NO_HEALTH] ((Anti-Hippocratic Oath?))
[CLOTH][SOCKED_OUT_OF_RANGUTAN]
[VOLCANO_MARKET]
[BERSERK_CHESTNUT]
[BUILDING_KNOCKED_MAX:5]
[UNABLE:LEISURE]
[COOKED_TAN]
[UTTER_OBJECTION_MANAGER]
[OUTDOOR_ORCA_MAN]
[CURRENT_IMAGE_COLLECT_UPPERBODY:TEETH]
[ADV_SLEEP_INTO_BALL]
[SUBTYPE:NOT_STONE_CRAB] ((It isn't? I've no idea what it is, then.))
[PET_MELEE_CITIZEN:A_D]
[ENTERSTRIKE_DEAD_CHINCHILLA_MANDRILLION_MAGMA] ((So much for "more normal"))
Attacking:king beard give cracked marking about floor, so edible spikedwarves:dwarves:gremlin:greature:vulture, founds, but womens]
[BLOCK_FROM:BIRD_SWIM]
[VERMING:PUNCH_RADIUS:2]
We alcohol" so dwarves:elephant]
[SLOWS:25:PROBOSCIS:probos:bonobo:bonoboscis:princes]
[BRAG_ON_LEG:length arm:braies]
[GENERAL:JUSTIFIED_IF_EXTREME_EVENTURE_CHOCOLATE:EGG:EGG]
[VISION:HUMOR:ITEMCORPSE:STRESPASSED] ((Very dark humor, there))
And finally:
[NIGHT_PEAKER:TREE_CONSUME_FAIL_PLAN:SHEARER] ((Suddenly, shearing bushes sounds like a very dangerous occupation.))
Post by: ZM5 on August 08, 2015, 07:30:10 am
[FLASH_MAN]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_osNdk1mKRs
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 09, 2015, 11:30:29 pm
[IMPROVEMENT_IMPROVEMENT] It's new and impprovederer!
[PANTS:384] That's... a lot of pants.
[CHILDNAME:FISH_CAPITAL] Jeez, what weird names will celebrities come up with for their kids next?
[PUNISHMENT_PICCOLO] You got off lightly. Vegeta's punishment would be OVER 9000 whacks.
[TWO_HANDS:384] No, it clearly says 2!
[RULES_FROM_OIL] the Koch brothers?
[TWO_HANDS:1] No, TWO, damn it!
[SECRETION:BARON] EWWW.
[BIOME:MOUSTACHE] Bwhahahaha. I could make a Ron Jeremy joke, but this is a family site ;)
[TWO_HANDS:3] Meh, close enough.
[TWO_HANDS:5] "One...two...five!"
[PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:PUNISHMENT_TRUMPET] Well, the way some people play, this is entirely possible.
[NOTHOUGHT_CENTER_FOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] "Tell my wife I said 'hello'."
[DISPLAY_POT] Not a good idea unless you live in Seattle or Denver. Or Amsterdam.
It's fine they have beer Gee, I'm glad you approve!
You can eat axes I'll pass.
Post by: ZM5 on August 10, 2015, 04:29:58 am
[LEAF:LEGS] - Could prove useful against bogeymen
[DIFIED_OUT_NUTS:HUMANT_NUMBLE] - No idea what this means but it sounds painful
[NOPAINBOWMANG] - I think Painbow is the DF equivalent of a Rainbow - instead of a pot of gold at the end of it, you instead find a masterwork barrel of forgotten beast extract that makes your skin slough off
[EATEARER] - Okay, biting on ears is mildly cute...but this is taking that too far.
[VOLCANO_MARKET] - Whatever that is, I want it. Almost as good as magma-based wave motion guns.
[BERSERK_CHESTNUT] - New king of beasts for DF2015?
[UNABLE:LEISURE] - Should be an actual tag for antmen and such.
[COOKED_TAN] - Yeah, I guess if you get thrown into a boiling pot by a group of cannibals you can get a bit of a tan...
[UTTER_OBJECTION_MANAGER] - OBJECTION! *slams desk* Alternatively, it sounds like some weird Full Metal Alchemist parody.
[OUTDOOR_ORCA_MAN] - As opposed to...indoor orca man? ehhh...
[CURRENT_IMAGE_COLLECT_UPPERBODY:TEETH] - I assume it relates to making the upper body of a statue out of teeth? Dunno..
[ADV_SLEEP_INTO_BALL] - weird way to describe sleeping in the fetal position.
We alcohol" so dwarves:elephant] - oh my God...so dwarves are actually elephants? So in Boatmurdered they were actually killing dwarves?
[SLOWS:25:PROBOSCIS:probos:bonobo:bonoboscis:princes] - I like the word bonoboscis.
[BRAG_ON_LEG:length arm:braies] - Yo Becky, check out these totally fabulous braies I got! Gonna take photos of me dressed only in them and post them on Dorfbook! LAL
[GENERAL:JUSTIFIED_IF_EXTREME_EVENTURE_CHOCOLATE:EGG:EGG] - So Generals are justified for their actions if they produce Extreme Eventure (whatever that means) Chocolate Eggs.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 10, 2015, 08:02:26 am
[CE_NEUTRALIZARD_MAP_REJECT_MANAGEMENT_ATT_CHANGERS:RED]
[ECONOMY:YES:NOEXERTION in fall
[ELECTRUM_MANUAL_INPUT:corpses]
[BIOME_SUPERATOR]
[LAYED_OFF]
[ABSORPTIONS_FORESTLING_VENOM:CHIEF_MEDIUM:1:TAN_ARCTIC]
[VERMIN_SOIL_FACE]
[NAME_TUNIC:BROAD:NO]
In lovings:nightwing:giant:grunt]
undescent:seahorself.txt
[GO_TO_END if raws, it's first.
[ALCOHOL_DEPENDONS:LOCAL_SAVE_MAHOGANY]
[EXPORTANCE_MOUTH_BRAINER]
[TOOTH_TILES:YELLOW_GREATURES:FIT_FORTIFIER]
[DISPLAY_THOUGHT_VIAL:NORTHY]
[PREPLURAL:kobolds fooled. These, morganiel Rasmussentially, has deep in <year.]
[HITS:5950000:STAB:BONE and tile]
[GLOWCOLOSSUS_BROAD_CLASSMAKE_PEACEFUL:640]
[RAINFALL:CHIPMUNK]
[EMBARK_OLIVER:BY_CHARD_SIT]
And finally:
"This updates you want." ((It was a separate string, just appeared like that. And yes we do.))
Post by: Klisz on August 10, 2015, 07:03:36 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 12, 2015, 03:06:24 am
[ATTACK_PENETRAVISION:R_FALSE_MATE]
[TRUNK_BRAIN]
[BODY_DENTERIAL_CREATHERER]
[TRUNK_HEAR]
[CONTACK:BITUMPS]
[ROOT_RECON:MOUTH:NONE]
[STANDARD_CLIMBING_YOLK:LIQUID:BURNAL]
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRAY]
[EVAPORTANDANEAN_CLIMBING:0]
[EDIBLE_BEAK_BITE]
[GO_TOOT_BUTCH]
[EDIBLE_RADIUS:1900]
[APPLY_CANNOT_FIX:NONE:BONE]
[GROWTH:TOE]
[GO_TO_SLEECH]
[BP:RF:righ third:live fork on wood]
[BIOME:kick:giant.]
[TLCM_NOUNDER_STRINGULAR]
((Level 4 full random:))
[LEVERBODY_APP_MAGGOT_FOOD:WHITION:CHILD:254:6:2:METH]
[BUILD_TRUCTURTLETS] ((Let's all build tructurtlets! :D))
[HEARTILE_PEAT:BANANATURTLETONE_OF_TENSILINGUE]
[LIQUIFEFISH_LUNG_GREEZINC]
[NATE_SAND:replantmen wantman:snakepool uses]
[BUILD_NAKED]
[FISHIELD]
[SWIMMORTALIZARDING_RED]
Forts. Righ tric bladesemi-aqual wolf-like boose:SINGDESERT]
[CREE_TILE:SNAKE_FLYING2]
((Level 5 full random:))
[ABSORPTIONS WITH MATE]
[VISION:EXAMPLE DEAD ANIMAL_POSITION_SCRATCH:CHILD:108:109]
[PARADISE_NUT]
[CANNOT_LIVER OTTERNATURAL]
[REAGENT:ITEMCORPSE:WORKED_TO_COKE]
Matthew nut regular to resemble walking naked markings]
[MAT_STANDARD_FALLIGATOR]
[CREPUSCULAR_ONLY:STING:rippling habits]
[TOTEMABLE_COBALT]
[PLANT:GUTS]
[USE_TEETH:RODENT MAN]
[BODY:3EYES:2LUNGFISH]
[BUTCHER_OBJECT_EXTRA_BUTCHERABLE]
Wagon:wagon:wagon:wagon]
[TREE:LOBSTER_RARE]
And finally:
[EVAPORATE_FORBIDDEN:SUPERNATURAL]
Post by: ZM5 on August 12, 2015, 05:29:41 am
((Level 4:))
[ATTACK_PENETRAVISION:R_FALSE_MATE] - that sounds...dirty.
[TRUNK_BRAIN] - So, elephants have brains in their trunks? Disturbing, but also gives me ideas...
[BODY_DENTERIAL_CREATHERER] - Creawhatnow?
[TRUNK_HEAR] - Apparently elephant trunks have ears in them too.
[CONTACK:BITUMPS] - Bitumps? That like bitcoins in the DF world?
[STANDARD_CLIMBING_YOLK:LIQUID:BURNAL] - Burnal is a great word. Also, standard climbing yolk? Sounds like an actual creature name for some bizarre alien-world type DF mod.
[EVAPORTANDANEAN_CLIMBING:0] - What is this newspeak crap?
[GO_TOOT_BUTCH] - That'd be really awkward if someone's name was Butch.
[EDIBLE_RADIUS:1900] - So it's only edible if you have a long enough mouth. Odd.
[APPLY_CANNOT_FIX:NONE:BONE] - Cannot fix none? Bone!
[GROWTH:TOE] - Disturbing...but also a potential modding idea.
[GO_TO_SLEECH] - Mom, you're drunk, it's "sleep" not "sleech".
((Level 4 full random:))
[LIQUIFEFISH_LUNG_GREEZINC] - Liquifefish?
[NATE_SAND:replantmen wantman:snakepool uses] - Snakepool seems like some kind of torture method. Fun.
[BUILD_NAKED] - Tag for some type of nudist civilization?
[FISHIELD] - Oh great, now we have an alternative to baby shields.
[CREE_TILE:SNAKE_FLYING2] - Flying snake? Quetzalcoatl?
((Level 5 full random:))
[ABSORPTIONS WITH MATE] - oh god, does it mean what I think it means?
[PARADISE_NUT] - Sounds like an actual thing again.
[CANNOT_LIVER OTTERNATURAL] - Otternatural.
[REAGENT:ITEMCORPSE:WORKED_TO_COKE] - What is this tag for? A Nazi Germany civ?
[PLANT:GUTS] - Bit gross, but also something that'd fit for evil biomes.
[BODY:3EYES:2LUNGFISH] - Interesting body build...
[BUTCHER_OBJECT_EXTRA_BUTCHERABLE] - What, butchering a body wasn't good enough? You wanna butcher more? You wanna butcher an already butchered object? You're a monster.
[TREE:LOBSTER_RARE] - That's true, I don't think lobsters live in trees...
[EVAPORATE_FORBIDDEN:SUPERNATURAL] - So if you evaporate in a supernatural manner you'll be punished?
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 12, 2015, 07:07:12 am
Wagon:wagon:wagon:wagon]--Wagon:wagon:wagon:wagon Wagon:wagon:wagon:wagon KOBOLD KOBOLD!
[TREE:LOBSTER_RARE] But it wasn't a tree... it was a tree lobster Do do do do do dodiddity do--Tree Lobster!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 13, 2015, 01:34:36 am
[USE_MOD_NOT]
[PLURALYZEIMMOBILITARY:0:0]
[FLAG_WINGULAR]
[APPLY_CAVE_MARK_INFECT_PENDRONTINGULARGETS_WORK_EXOTIC]
[KEY:BOWMANNOT]
[APP_MORPSE:2000]
[ARMORPHIRTHY]
((Level 4 seems to be weird enough with these raws. Let's try full random: ))
[MOVIE_GOBLEN:1:F8]
[UPSTE:AS_EXT:REGION6:REMORPSE]
[USEAT:ENDURAGON]
((Yeah, that's just too random. Level 5 full random: ))
[WILL_ANIMATIONALITY:ORDERS_LOCATION7:REPTILE:TILE_DELETON_TEMP:1085000:TOUGH_BLOW_GREEMENT:250]
[ENTITIES:UNCOMMON_NAME:LINESTEP:1]
[LOSE_MEDICAL_X_MUP:REPEAT_FAST]
[USE_LOAMY_SAME_ADD:REPTILE_CLEAVE_GIVE:CLAW]
[WORLDGEN_EXPAND_SOMETHING:vengeful bent only.
[GO_TO_INTRUST:NO_THREADY_SEA_MONSTER_SHAPINGSPIKES:0:703:505:274:190]
[IT_LOSE_GOOD:LOAMY_SAVANNA]
[STATEDDISCOVERCOMES_SOLDIER_BLUE:HAMMERCENARY]
[REGULAR_MAX_STAIRS_REFUSE:REBIRTH]
[MUST_UNRETRATOR]
[AMBUSH_BY:DUKE]
[ITEM_FORBIDDEN:NONE:NOTHOUGH:REPEAT_FACE:UNITVIEW_WORTHY]
you look lamprey.]
[MUST_NUM:TEST_ALL:2EYES:BEAR_FRACTIVITY]
[COOK_FORGE]
[WORLD_GECKO_MATGLOSS:INSECT:DESTROYER:1]
[GENDS_EXTRUSIVE_ORDERLING:hunch:punch:punched brooks.google.com/resource
[EAT_CLIMBER:28]
[USE_LATCH:REPEAT:SPIKEMAN:body ink andra animal front live. So I'll fish:clownfisherdwarf, young as pointeract, but your foreheads.]
[DEMAN:swordsdwarfoloid women:elephant elephant amphibians
[TOOL_WHEELBARRACKISHWATER]
[IT_LOTS:COMMERER]
[REORGANS:STATUS:REAR_STRETCH]
[WORLD_GEN_USE: the LAND]
[SKULKING:MISGUIDED]
[GEM_SHOOT:REAR_BODY_FEATURAL_SILVER_TAN]
[DEMAN:marksdwarven milk opal into brain also calves ink andritic version to terring nicked talons (which can metal Marksdwarves instead angles]
[DEMON_NAMED_REASY:0:0]
[BREATH:A_DATE] ((Sounds like a very sad novel))
[MIGRANT:ALL:HOLY]
[BANDFIRE_CHILD_ATTACK] (actually legles.]
[RULES_FIGHT_BRIDGE]
[SELECT:ENTITIES:UNTHINKABLE]
[VOLCANISM_FEET:feet]
[BERSERK_CARVING:EAR]
[ALCOHOL_DEPENDEC_SENSE]
[PET_LEFT:NORMOUSCORPSE]
[PROGRESS_OIL_OCEAN_EDGE]
[CITIZEN_LABOR:REPEAT]
[PET_DODGE:ANT_ELEPHANTOID]
[BIRTH_WITH_ARMLESS]
[ENGRAVEYARD:STONE:1]
And finally:
[VISION_DAGGER]
Post by: ZM5 on August 13, 2015, 03:59:49 am
[DEMAN:swordsdwarfoloid women:elephant elephant amphibians
I think my lungs burst. Swordsdwarfoloid women is something that needs to be modded in.
Post by: Dirst on August 13, 2015, 11:06:21 am
[UNDESCRIPTION:A living surface:NP]
[CASTE_THICKNESS:15]
[PAIN_RECONNECTS] Okay...
[SLOWS:25:700]
[INSULAR]
[RELATION:1:WHITE:1] Some of my best friends are white.
[BENIGNITE:BOULDER:GOLDER:AQUAMARBLE]
[SELECTIONS_FROM_ROAMINGULAR]
[RELATION:A small magma with a small magma with a smell]
[TISSUE:SAND_RECEPTORS:0] Um, good?
[INSULARGE_EYE:EYE:EYE]
[ATTACT_PERSONAL] Come now, no need for personal attacts.
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MATE_NAME:awakened arms.] I don't want to know.
[PAIN_RECEPTORS:SINGE:40] That's gotta hurt.
[ATTACTION:100]
[TISSUE_LAYER:GOLDER]
[ALL:ALL:LIQUID] Because magma is the solution to ALL problems.
[TLCM_NOUN:surface andesites:PLUS_TEETH_WITH_SLOW_LIGHT_VISION:STEALT] Well, better than my teeth with no vision at all.
[NOT_BP_APP_MODIFIER:GRAY:4:0:0:0]
[CASTE_COLOR_MODIFIER:BY_CATE:FAT:MUSCLE:BONE:CHEER_NUMBER:AUBURN:102:102:105:110]
[SELECTS]
[PAIN]
[APP_MODIFIER:MOUTH:AGILITY:0:0]
[RELATE] I can relate, man!
[SWIMS_INFECTS] Stay out of the pool.
[SET_TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:THOUGHNESS:15]
[NOSE:BASALT] Hard-nosed.
[GAITS:LIQUID]
[PERS_SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CREATURE:ANGERS]
[GLOMERATEGORY:ALL:LIMESTONE] As all glomerategories should be.
[ATTACK_SKIN]
[ALL:MOUTH:900:5000:33000] And no action.
[GAIT:WALK:Fast rock.]
[MUSCLE:BOULDER:NO_SUBTYPE:LAYER:DEEP] Rock-hard abs!
[BODY_DESCRIPTION:A smerature.] So now we're consulting Dr. Seuss?
[POPULAR] Mom, all the cool kids have this tag!
[LOWER]
[TISSUE_NAMETHYSTONE] Name thy stone.
[ODOR_MOD_NOUN:eyes:awakes]
[TRAMPLE:BONE:CART]
[ATTACK_SALT] The health food nuts have arrived.
[NOPAIN_RECEPTORS:0] Much better than those pain receptors everyone else has.
Post by: Loam on August 14, 2015, 02:03:35 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And some entities that sound like band names:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 14, 2015, 02:10:35 pm
[GENERAL_POINTER]
[BIOME:SWEAT_SANDY:1]
[POPULATION:ELECT_CASTE:ALL:SKIN:FACIAL_VALUE:COMMON]
[BP:RL:right upper left lower right canine:porcupines. Range is as were the shale shape of an older man metal with rows:PLURAL]
[CHILD_BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMBLE]
To add scurring. Currently leaps aren't beak and BABY]
[FANCIENT_IMPORTENTANGLER]
[ENTITY_TOWN_WHISKY]
[INDIGNIFIER:WRINK:NONE]
Addingoes suckers]
[AMMO_BALLINGULAR_ONLY_IF_EXILE]
[USE_EVIL_WORTHLESS_MARLIC]
[SUBSELECTRUM_MASTER_ONLY_IF_NO_REPLADDER_NOUN]
[TRAINABLE_CHOCOLLAPSE]
[MATERIAL_WHEELBARRIOR]
[HARD_BEARD_GRAZEN]
[CAN_DO_INTO_BALL]
[WILLPOWERSPINE]
[BLOOD_AND_WORD_SIMPLE:ACCEPT_TRUE]
[NATURE_FORBIDDEN:NOT_APPLY_VERB]
[INTRODUCT:FIENDSHIPPER:1]
[MALE:BEAUTY]
[TOPMOST:NOT_LIAISON]
[CANNOT_APPEARMAN]
[NAME_GREAT_WORKER]
[ACCOUNTINGENCY]
[FURNITURNITURNER]
[PREVEAL_CONVENIENT_KOALA]
And finally:
[FRIENDLY_CURSE]
Post by: PTTG?? on August 14, 2015, 02:54:30 pm
Post by: ZM5 on August 14, 2015, 07:17:01 pm
pond turkeys - I think thats how someone who doesn't know the word "duck" would describe a duck.At this point, I'm wondering: why is there still no large collab between modders to make a Travesties mod?
dark pigs - Evil version of pigs?
leopardcats - Redundant...
wickens - I don't think thats how you spell wiccans
Sombered quagmire monster men - Badass name.
guine Grous Shadoral Unkeys - What even.
ducky Union outcasts - Oh God, I think that's who's behind animals staging insurrections in hamlets.
blue jaguars - any different from a regular jaguar?
giant ding squirrelstrolls - Squirreltrolls sounds cool, but what's the "ding" there for?
alpacats - That's something that deserves fanart.
red pterjamas - Are they what pajamas are made from?
humped lovies - Eww.
humandark scoon of Boats - awesome but nonsensical name
gigator of Squatchewers - same as above.
humped owls - Beastiality?
Enjoymedflargeous man - This is word nirvana.
Oraccoons of Demons - A combination of an orangutan and racoon? Cool I suppose
tiger buffalos - Move aside, sponges, elephants, carps and badgers. We have a new king of the beasts stepping up to the throne. No seriously, that's a badass creature.
geesert skunks - I don't think thats how you spell gizzard.
goble Roast - Living food items coming to kill us now?
trollows - What?
chillows - Tundra version of the above?
water buffalospreys - Seems like an awesome creature.
honed humans - What's the difference between them and a regular human?
rabbits of Butter - So we have butter gods now?
Post by: crazyabe on August 15, 2015, 12:12:47 am
Post by: ZM5 on August 15, 2015, 03:44:40 am
Post by: Loam on August 15, 2015, 10:47:12 am
Code: [Select]
[CREATURE:TIGER_BUFFALO]
[DESCRIPTION:A huge buffalo with the head and coloration of a tiger.]
[NAME:tiger buffalo:tiger buffalos:tiger buffalo]
[CHILD:1][GENERAL_CHILD_NAME:tiger buffalo calf:tiger buffalo calves]
[CREATURE_TILE:'B'][COLOR:6:0:1]
[BIOME:ANY_TROPICAL_WETLAND]
[BIOME:SHRUBLAND_TROPICAL]
[BIOME:GRASSLAND_TROPICAL]
[BIOME:SAVANNA_TROPICAL]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:15:30]
[CLUSTER_NUMBER:3:7]
[PETVALUE:200]
[PREFSTRING:stripes]
[LARGE_ROAMING]
[PET_EXOTIC][MOUNT_EXOTIC][TRAINABLE]
[CARNIVORE][NATURAL]
[LARGE_PREDATOR][MEANDERER]
[SAVAGE]
[BODY:QUADRUPED_NECK_HOOF:TAIL:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:SKULL:MOUTH:TONGUE:GENERIC_TEETH_WITH_LARGE_EYE_TEETH:RIBCAGE:2HEAD_HORN]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_MATERIALS]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:HOOF:HOOF_TEMPLATE]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:HORN:HORN_TEMPLATE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_TISSUES]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:HOOF:HOOF_TEMPLATE]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:HORN:HORN_TEMPLATE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:VERTEBRATE_TISSUE_LAYERS:SKIN:FAT:MUSCLE:BONE:CARTILAGE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:BODY_HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS:HAIR]
[SELECT_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
[PLUS_TISSUE_LAYER:SKIN:BY_CATEGORY:THROAT]
[TL_MAJOR_ARTERIES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_POSITIONS]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SINEW:SINEW_TEMPLATE]
[TENDONS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[HAS_NERVES]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE]
[BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID]
[CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
[GETS_WOUND_INFECTIONS]
[GETS_INFECTIONS_FROM_ROT]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:PUS:PUS_TEMPLATE]
[PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:100000]
[BODY_SIZE:1:0:500000]
[BODY_SIZE:2:0:1000000]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[MAXAGE:10:20]
[ATTACK:BITE:CHILD_BODYPART_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bites]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH]
[ATTACK:HGORE:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:HORN]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[ATTACK_VERB:gore:gores]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK:KICK:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:HOOF_FRONT]
[ATTACK_SKILL:STANCE_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kicks]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:4:4]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:SECOND]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK_FLAG_BAD_MULTIATTACK]
[ATTACK:KICK:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:HOOF_REAR]
[ATTACK_SKILL:STANCE_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kicks]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:4:4]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:SECOND]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK_FLAG_BAD_MULTIATTACK]
[DIURNAL]
[HOMEOTHERM:10068]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_QUADRUPED_GAITS:900:549:366:183:1900:2900] 48 kph
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_SWIMMING_GAITS:9000:8900:8825:8775:9500:9900] 1 kph, NO DATA
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_CRAWLING_GAITS:9000:8900:8825:8775:9500:9900] 1 kph, NO DATA
[SWIMS_INNATE]
[TRADE_CAPACITY:1500]
[MUNDANE]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[CASTE_NAME:tiger buffalo cow:tiger buffalo cows:tiger buffalo cow]
[FEMALE]
[MULTIPLE_LITTER_RARE]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:MILK:MILK_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:frozen tiger buffalo's milk]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:frozen tiger buffalo's milk]
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:tiger buffalo's milk]
[STATE_ADJ:LIQUID:tiger buffalo's milk]
[STATE_NAME:GAS:boiling tiger buffalo's milk]
[STATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling tiger buffalo's milk]
[PREFIX:NONE]
[MILKABLE:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:MILK:20000]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:CHEESE:CREATURE_CHEESE_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:SOLID:tiger buffalo cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:SOLID:tiger buffalo cheese]
[STATE_NAME:SOLID_POWDER:tiger buffalo cheese powder]
[STATE_ADJ:SOLID_POWDER:tiger buffalo cheese powder]
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:melted tiger buffalo cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:LIQUID:melted tiger buffalo cheese]
[STATE_NAME:GAS:boiling tiger buffalo cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling tiger buffalo cheese]
[PREFIX:NONE]
[CASTE:MALE]
[CASTE_NAME:tiger buffalo bull:tiger buffalo bulls:tiger buffalo bull]
[MALE]
[SET_BP_GROUP:BY_TYPE:LOWERBODY][BP_ADD_TYPE:GELDABLE]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:HAIR]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:STRIPES_ORANGE_BLACK:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:hair:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:SKIN]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:BROWN:1:BURNT_UMBER:1:CINNAMON:1:COPPER:1:DARK_BROWN:1:DARK_PEACH:1:DARK_TAN:1:ECRU:1:PALE_BROWN:1:PALE_CHESTNUT:1:PALE_PINK:1:PEACH:1:PINK:1:RAW_UMBER:1:SEPIA:1:TAN:1:TAUPE_PALE:1:TAUPE_SANDY:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:IRIS_EYE_YELLOW:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
[SELECT_MATERIAL:ALL]
[MULTIPLY_VALUE:5]
Post by: ZM5 on August 15, 2015, 11:08:06 am
Post by: Klisz on August 15, 2015, 04:45:19 pm
[CAN_DO_INTO_BALL] - Travesties can into polandball?
[MALE:BEAUTY] - [FABULOUS]
[NAME_GREAT_WORKER] - Civ 6 has some odd new great people
[FRIENDLY_CURSE] - "Who dares enter my house? Oh it's just my buddies. Anyway, I curse you!"
Post by: Zavvnao on August 16, 2015, 11:05:37 am
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION_NUMBER:5:10]
[EXTRAVISION:A human]
[APPLY_CREATURE:CAVE]
[CLUSTE:ALL]
[GO_TO_TO_END]
[NAME:cave fish womanoid creature with the head of a blind creature with the head of a blind cave in colonies in colonies in colonies in colonies in colonies in watery regions far underground.] What?
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_CREATURE_VARIATION]
[CLUSTE_NAME:cave fish man]
[DESCRIPTION:SKULL:MOUTH:RIBCAGE]
[CV_REMOVE_TILE:'f']
[COLOR:7:0:1]
[EXTRAVISION_NU
Post by: Argonnek on August 17, 2015, 02:00:41 pm
[USE_MOD_NOT] Yeah, I'm using a mod.... NOT!
[MOVIE_GOBLEN:1:F8] A biopic on goblin leaders?
[WORLDGEN_EXPAND_SOMETHING:vengeful bent only. It's been there since the dawn of time... something vengeful...
[AMBUSH_BY:DUKE] This is how I feel when nobles come a-knocking.
[ITEM_FORBIDDEN:NONE:NOTHOUGH:REPEAT_FACE:UNITVIEW_WORTHY] If you want to be worthy, you must use everything you have!
you look lamprey.] No, YOU look lamprey!
[COOK_FORGE] This is now how I'm referring to every oven I see.
[EAT_CLIMBER:28] But only climber 28. The others are fine.
[USE_LATCH:REPEAT:SPIKEMAN:body ink andra animal front live. So I'll fish:clownfisherdwarf, young as pointeract, but your foreheads.] Gamzee fishes?
[TOOL_WHEELBARRACKISHWATER] I must see this.
[REORGANS:STATUS:REAR_STRETCH] "Intestines ripped out? It'll be fine, we'll just reorgan you."
[WORLD_GEN_USE: the LAND] What? Not the wate- the land, the LAND!
[SKULKING:MISGUIDED] It makes you look suspicious.
[DEMAN:marksdwarven milk opal into brain also calves ink andritic version to terring nicked talons (which can metal Marksdwarves instead angles] The worst part is that it seems to make sense...
[DEMON_NAMED_REASY:0:0] "Yeah, you won't be seeing Reasy anymore."
[MIGRANT:ALL:HOLY] Priests?
[BANDFIRE_CHILD_ATTACK] (actually legles.] What's a legles? Are the children legless?
[VOLCANISM_FEET:feet] Can this exist? Please?
[BERSERK_CARVING:EAR] The mad engraver?
[PET_LEFT:NORMOUSCORPSE] Damned inconsiderate of it.
[CITIZEN_LABOR:REPEAT] "Do it again!"
[PET_DODGE:ANT_ELEPHANTOID] Well, I certainly wouldn't want elephant-sized ants.
[ENGRAVEYARD:STONE:1] But only one.
And finally:
[VISION_DAGGER] If looks could kill...
Post by: Loam on August 21, 2015, 12:08:27 pm
[ATTACK_PERMITTED_JOB:ANY_TYPE:LOCAL_CABLE]
[AUTOMACE:0]
[SLAVERY:PUNCH:BODYGUARDS]
[BEAST_GUZZLER]
[EXPORT:ANY_MELEE_WEAPONSMITH]
[BEASTPLATE]
[NO_EATERIES]
[ABUSE_ANY_OCEAN:12]
[FRIENDS]
[LOCAL_BANDS:2]
[PERMITTED_JOB:SING]
[PROGRESS_FROMANCE:0]
[ETHIC:EAT_CUT_GEM]
And more creatures/entities:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ZM5 on August 21, 2015, 02:39:52 pm
[LAIR:hair] - Used by the "dandruff" creature.
[AUTOMACE:0] - sounds like an awesome weapon, reminds me of the stuff the guys from Spearbreakers came up with.
[SLAVERY:PUNCH:BODYGUARDS] - Slaves being punched by bodyguards seems normal enough for me.
[EXPORT:ANY_MELEE_WEAPONSMITH] - why would you even do that?
[NO_EATERIES] - By the Royal decree, all eateries are forbidden! You can only eat at home!
[ABUSE_ANY_OCEAN:12] - I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP...THE OCEAN!
[FRIENDS] - FRIENDZOOOOOONED!
[ETHIC:EAT_CUT_GEM] - minus the "ethic" and "cut" parts this should be an actual tag for some underground creatures.
giant men - isn't this basically redundant? By default giants are giant humans.
shrinkables - Shrinkable what? Don't leave me hanging here, man.
lord: Speecho the Trustworms - Guys, I think we have the first DF raid boss.
buffalord: Stru Floombats - And another one!
horrorses, hamstersous - hamsterous should be an actual adjective. Also I think "horrorse" is just supposed to be a night mare.
rave spards - members of a nuclear rave civ?
black birdsnose Smushar of Flun - Umm, I think it's supposed to be Smasher of Flan. I don't think there are gods of flan yet.
one-humans - Oh look, it's the inferior version of the two-human.
dwarvesus men - Is it like Dwarf+Rhesus Macaque or is it Dwarf+Jesus?
mountain hamspiders - It is terrifying.
lard outcast - Lard outcasts are known for their shrill cries of HORK HORK HORK and making up of imaginary conditions to make themselves seem special. Hated by every other race, except elves.
jumped puffalos - that some type of a bigger, more agressive fluffy wambler?
sole dogs - Sole as in "the only ones left" or do they have human feet? Either way, weird.
Owner: The Colon - I love the smell of my dad's colon.
cave Countain hallowshipmunkensewers - Would you like some fries with that word salad?
bloo - Most of the races seem to think "a bloo bloo" is only an onomatopoeia of the cries emitted by Lard Outcasts when they don't get their way. However, the truth is far darker; this cry generate slime-like beings that eventually become full-grown Lard Outcasts.
puffalord: Thuths thers - That's the giant, raid-boss version of the jumped puffalos.
Post by: Klisz on August 22, 2015, 02:11:05 pm
[SLAVERY:PUNCH:BODYGUARDS] - Slaves being punched by bodyguards seems normal enough for me.
No no, clearly it's slaves being ordered to punch bodyguards.
Post by: ZM5 on August 22, 2015, 04:08:41 pm
[SLAVERY:PUNCH:BODYGUARDS] - Slaves being punched by bodyguards seems normal enough for me.
No no, clearly it's slaves being ordered to punch bodyguards.
I suppose, but why?
Whose bodyguards would that be anyway that need punching?
Post by: Ombragon on August 30, 2015, 06:12:57 am
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Post by: PTTG?? on August 30, 2015, 11:32:13 am
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177960811564498 kangoose snailfin goats
That would pave the earth...
Post by: TheFlame52 on August 30, 2015, 11:47:33 am
That is nearly two trillion animals. Pave the earth indeed.Quote177960811564498 kangoose snailfin goats
That would pave the earth...
Post by: TheBiggerFish on August 30, 2015, 12:39:01 pm
Post by: ZM5 on August 30, 2015, 01:14:05 pm
I've decided to try travestifying the world site and pops.txt of my heavily modded game to see if I can mod some of these beasts into my game , priceless :I should get to modding some of these in-game myself. These world site and pops travesties are incredible.
kangoose snailfin goats - So this is like chimera 2.0?
tor demons - New HFS layer: the deep web.
Brows - Apparently necromancers are capable of raising eyebrows now. Literally.
cave dongsnake men - Dongsnake. That is all.
ironwing squire bushmasked giant leopah - Magnificent creature.
bear deer - Terrifying...but kinda awesome.
giant gracious cave crabs - Atleast they're gracious.
gibbonobolds - An (even more) primitive cousin of the kobolds.
impanda mounta rainbow harp sea sea seal fire - My mind is going into overdrive just trying to figure out what this thing is supposed to be.
monsters - Just monsters. Not anything specific.
ayes - Aye, that's some good stuff mayte.
two-humpiny devilized iguanacons - With stuff like this, we honestly could just make something like DF from scratch and make an entire world just full of creatures from these travesties.
jaguanacorpion skunks - Case in point.
nemator perheads - and again.
giant snakened mite gremlind snakeets - Snakened snakeets? Isn't that somewhat redundant?
naked brutes of shoe cragonge reen trountainbowplumpines - Why are they naked?!
axoloth bears - Is it possible to be adorable and terrifying at the same time?
Post by: PTTG?? on August 30, 2015, 03:45:37 pm
That is nearly two trillion animals. Pave the earth indeed.Quote177960811564498 kangoose snailfin goats
That would pave the earth...
177,960,811,564,498
Actually 177 trillion. There are about a quadrillion ants (last time I counted), but a kangoose snailfin goat is... probably a specific breed of goat. If it's a normal-sized goat... somewhere in the 75kg range (rough estimate), that's 13 quadrillion kg of goat. Animals are about as dense as water, so that's 1g/ccm, or 1000 kg/m^3, so that's 13 trillion cubic meters of goat. Earth is 510 trillion square meters, so spread out evenly (perhaps they're all laying on their sides), that's actually only 2.6 cm.
At that rate, the only way for it to be uniform is if they're all ground up first. Still, that's impressive.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 30, 2015, 04:03:07 pm
510 trillion square meters of land, or in total? Because unless they're amphibious you can't exactly plop them on the oceans.That is nearly two trillion animals. Pave the earth indeed.Quote177960811564498 kangoose snailfin goats
That would pave the earth...
177,960,811,564,498
Actually 177 trillion. There are about a quadrillion ants (last time I counted), but a kangoose snailfin goat is... probably a specific breed of goat. If it's a normal-sized goat... somewhere in the 75kg range (rough estimate), that's 13 quadrillion kg of goat. Animals are about as dense as water, so that's 1g/ccm, or 1000 kg/m^3, so that's 13 trillion cubic meters of goat. Earth is 510 trillion square meters, so spread out evenly (perhaps they're all laying on their sides), that's actually only 2.6 cm.
At that rate, the only way for it to be uniform is if they're all ground up first. Still, that's impressive.
Post by: PTTG?? on August 30, 2015, 04:20:28 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on September 02, 2015, 04:50:33 am
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buffalord: Stru Floombats...ALL HAIL THE BUFFALORD.
Post by: Nyxalinth on September 02, 2015, 08:29:30 am
[LAIR:hair] Well, Robert Smith's hair is big enough, so...
[ATTACK_PERMITTED_JOB:ANY_TYPE:LOCAL_CABLE] Comcast has angered its customers for the last time...amass on the call center!
[AUTOMACE:0] You have to use it manually.
[SLAVERY:PUNCH:BODYGUARDS] I am Spartacus!
[BEAST_GUZZLER] Just eat them whole. No butchering needed!
[EXPORT:ANY_MELEE_WEAPONSMITH] Wehave way too many sword and axe smiths. We need more crossbow makers.
[BEASTPLATE] the beasts you don't guzzle can be used for armor.
[NO_EATERIES] the reason for the beast guzzling
[ABUSE_ANY_OCEAN:12] the oil companies, obviously, have this ethic.
[FRIENDS] Are they electric?
[LOCAL_BANDS:2] No room for more, damn it.
[PERMITTED_JOB:SING] I'm glad of that, or I'd be out of a job.
[PROGRESS_FROMANCE:0] this is when you have a very close friendship with cheese.
[ETHIC:EAT_CUT_GEM] Ow, my teeth!
And more creatures/entities:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I really wanted to do the critters but I'm out of time :(
Post by: TheBiggerFish on September 02, 2015, 08:39:03 pm
I really wanted to do the critters but I'm out of time :(I did one.
Quotebuffalord: Stru Floombats...ALL HAIL THE BUFFALORD.
Post by: Nyxalinth on September 03, 2015, 01:50:43 pm
I really wanted to do the critters but I'm out of time :(I did one.Quotebuffalord: Stru Floombats...ALL HAIL THE BUFFALORD.
the buffalord is awesome :D
Post by: Nyxalinth on September 03, 2015, 02:46:41 pm
Whip It
No on a problem comething's not to detect it down
Until the past whip it
Whip it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to shape it up
Give ahead
Try too late
To whip it up
Give ahead
Try to detect it
Jocko Homo
Are we not men?
We are to do
God monkey suit
Apes in the poot
I can do what a more: Devo
Are not men?
We man
We man
Are we not men?
We are Devo
Are plan
But he must repeat
Okay, let's all
In business supplied the poot
I say it's go
We are Devo
Are Devo - Jocko homo
Are Devo
Are we not men?
D E V O
(It got really repetitive so I truncated it)
Jerkin' Back and Forth
sion them to down low
You tell that I can see you that I know
You to suffer
You got me, I knew because of you
You know
You got me way is true
The reason thould accept all bettings what I like that I can searchings what them told accept all because of you way it's funny
But what that thing better
You got me like the reason that told accept all because of you got me lookin' back 'n' forth
The reason thould me, I like that I say is were insidence is true
The want you know I let you
You got me them to down low
You know you know you say is were getter
You got me, I know
You think it is
Is all throught to
You got me like thould me think it is
Is aren't working like this
Is aren't workin' forth
Read me looking
Like a vision this
Is a vision that I shought that I know
You got me searchink it's true
There is thin' forth Lyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics
You got me jerkin' forth
You got me, I knew best
You them to suffer
You got me like that thin' down lookings what keeps me I like think it is true
The reason that's funny
But working better
You got me like to
You got me, I like though
You were confident to do
You got me, people live low
You got me searchin' Back 'n' Forth Lyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics
You got me searchin' up high
There getter
You told more: Devo - Jerkin' down low
You know I like that the reoccurrings what I said I let you know you
You were getter
You told me low
You got
Post by: TheBiggerFish on September 03, 2015, 03:09:50 pm
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MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyricsI cannot help but wonder how this is crammed into a single line's worth of music. Also how do you pronounce | ?
Post by: Nyxalinth on September 03, 2015, 11:32:10 pm
QuoteMetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyricsI cannot help but wonder how this is crammed into a single line's worth of music. Also how do you pronounce | ?
Oh! Well that was a tag from the lyrics site that I forgot to remove, not actual lyrics.. Knowing Devo, though, I wouldn't put it past them :P
Post by: TheBiggerFish on September 03, 2015, 11:37:10 pm
I knew it wasn't supposed to be there. ;PQuoteMetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyricsI cannot help but wonder how this is crammed into a single line's worth of music. Also how do you pronounce | ?
Oh! Well that was a tag from the lyrics site that I forgot to remove, not actual lyrics.. Knowing Devo, though, I wouldn't put it past them :P
But it's still kind of interesting that it picked THAT to repeat. Twice.
Post by: Ombragon on September 05, 2015, 04:33:45 am
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Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on September 07, 2015, 08:32:09 pm
[DWARFINEERING] Engineering the Dwarfy Way!
[SCAVENGER_SKELETON] a Skeleton Scavenger , coolio
[COW_BUTCHER] This Cow Butchers you , Stay Clear!
[DWARF_VERMIN:9001] Dwarf....Vermin......9001?
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!
I know, it's been a while since that post, but it had to be said.
Post by: hops on September 12, 2015, 07:47:43 am
[PERSONALITY:ASS] - subtle
[NOBONE:BRAINS]
[ATTACK:SPIDER] - nuu
[NOBLEEP]
[ATTACK:PREFSTRING]
[NATE]
[OBONE] - like an oboe but spookier!
[HOME:marksdwarven]
[liKES_FIGHTINGDESTRING:0:60:120]
[SPHERMANOID:TAIL:slaps:1:1:1:2:BLUDGEON] - ew
E: [BLOOD_TISSUE_TO_RAGE]
Post by: TheBiggerFish on September 12, 2015, 04:36:49 pm
I mean it is 6, but jargon. Lots of jargon.
Post by: hops on September 13, 2015, 12:10:42 am
[CASTE:ANY_POOL] - a species based off pool access?
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:BONG]
[NOT_BUTCH]
[CASTE:BONE:CART]
...Gibberishing Management-ese on 6 doesn't make it sound more like gibberish. The algorithm must be broken.
I mean it is 6, but jargon. Lots of jargon.
Level 6 basically just rearrange sentences around. Lower level is more gibberishy.
Post by: kopout on September 13, 2015, 11:56:06 am
I made the raws for some of the creaturesRan those raws through the travesterSpoiler (click to show/hide)
:DARD_QUADRUPED_GROUP:BY_CATE:FAT]
[BODY_SIZE:2:0:0:NONE:CREATURE_MAT:MUSCLE]
[APPEARANCE_MAT:MUSCLE:1:GOLDEN_YELLOWERBODY_DETAILY:0:50:310]
[USE_MATERIATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[BLOOD:BY_CASTERIAL:FACIAL_POISON]
[USE_MATE:
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:HEART]
[PREFIX:NONE]
[TENDONS:LOCAL_CREATURE:GIANT_GRACI
Post by: TheBiggerFish on September 13, 2015, 07:27:34 pm
That was the point. ;P...Gibberishing Management-ese on 6 doesn't make it sound more like gibberish. The algorithm must be broken.
I mean it is 6, but jargon. Lots of jargon.
Level 6 basically just rearrange sentences around. Lower level is more gibberishy.
Post by: crazyabe on September 13, 2015, 07:38:49 pm
So its MAKEING sense :oThat was the point. ;P...Gibberishing Management-ese on 6 doesn't make it sound more like gibberish. The algorithm must be broken.
I mean it is 6, but jargon. Lots of jargon.
Level 6 basically just rearrange sentences around. Lower level is more gibberishy.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on September 13, 2015, 07:57:42 pm
No, the source text ISN'T. ;PSo its MAKEING sense :oThat was the point. ;P...Gibberishing Management-ese on 6 doesn't make it sound more like gibberish. The algorithm must be broken.
I mean it is 6, but jargon. Lots of jargon.
Level 6 basically just rearrange sentences around. Lower level is more gibberishy.
Post by: Nyxalinth on September 13, 2015, 11:04:39 pm
I knew it wasn't supposed to be there. ;PQuoteMetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyricsI cannot help but wonder how this is crammed into a single line's worth of music. Also how do you pronounce | ?
Oh! Well that was a tag from the lyrics site that I forgot to remove, not actual lyrics.. Knowing Devo, though, I wouldn't put it past them :P
But it's still kind of interesting that it picked THAT to repeat. Twice.
It is. Then again, Mark M. repeats "Baby" something like 20 times on "Satisfaction" so it's oddly fitting :D
Post by: ZM5 on September 16, 2015, 08:25:19 am
Edit: I wish to apologize to Armok and all you good fellows for this abomination:
Creature itself
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Body
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Post by: Nyxalinth on November 01, 2015, 10:21:30 pm
for instant dwarves --Just add booze.
I grumpy in adventure --maybe do something else, then?
We might just library with a library --You go right ahead, then! I'll library with a something else.
[CIV_COKE] The drug lords would be the main ally, and they'd get invaded by the DEA.
[ENTURESPON_CROSERIAL:LOCAL_FRON_A_HIDE]
[PLUSIVER:HERBALLON_MAJOR_GAUNTLE] Major Gauntle, sir!
Next well as any creamline tag torns --Sounds vaguely dirty.
Some to grab tissue layers
[PLUS_COKE]
Many creamling horns]
[BODYGUARDENSE]
LOCAL_HAIR_TUNIC:ASSTRIFLE
MACE_OF_TEM_HEARS
[USE_MISSECRETIONE:BOD
[CULL:FLOWER] but i like flowers...
[ADV_NUTS_WORLD_SHOES_BOOTS:COMB]
Some rate to grab tissue bleeding be use behaved life. You want. Whatever it means it's hilarious
Eyebrowth each as poison) as after, unless] Unless what? Don't leave me hanging!
[BODY_HIVE] Gah, sounds like something David Cronenberg would create.
[BODY_SAPIENT:ANY_RIBCAGE]
[SCORKER]
[MAX_CRAFT]
Of comman male act --If you know what I mean ;)
[DESCRETION_DOME_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE] --Only if you're Cobra Commander.
Many of so differ size --Ohh, myyy
[SHIRT:GUTS_TISSINERIENDERER] --Gross!
SPINERGY_DOME --Devo's newest headgear will feature spinning domes.
Thes in life. You can of some to grows a dwarf:dwarf, you want.
FRIES] --yes, please!
Eyebrows arts.
Post by: hops on November 02, 2015, 05:00:01 am
MACE_OF_TEM_HEARS(http://www.roundstable.com/forums/download/file.php?avatar=103_1443115870.gif)
Post by: TheFlame52 on November 02, 2015, 02:42:42 pm
ASSTRIFLE
I loled
Post by: Dutrius on November 02, 2015, 04:29:57 pm
[NUMBER:1] - This is your first office out of 80!
[PERMITTED_DING] - You may ding.
[REQUIRED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS] - Having somebody be a serious fish is mandatory! No exceptions!
[VALUE:TABLE] - We value tables!
[PERSON:0] - No people! No exceptions!
[GEM_SHIP] - A ship made out of gemstones. Shiny.
Post by: Sutremaine on November 02, 2015, 05:24:36 pm
And finally:
[HARDENS_ON_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]
One for the Bleach mods.
Bay12's home page, level 6:
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these book bindings are smell, so you could scribes to homogenizenship and then I mess that cancel the experiments stay that you should be wanted, and all of those hostile.New for version .45!: A necromancer's zombies will not want him / her around if they find out that the necromancer has been binding books with their fellow zombies, even if the necromancer tries to make the smell not stand out by binding all the books in zombie skin. This feature is experimental, either in-game or on Toady's part.
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Made non-worth those digging bookkeepers, maybe became a bit will also dyingBookkeepers who are too busy dying in mining accidents have never been worth it.
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knife fights have a crayon day.The dwarves heard of knifey-spoony via a bad translation, so now they play knifey-crayony on special occasions.
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Made random creatures preferent 16 emotions with projectile trade people, which filtered throw assign a dwarven force.New for version .45!: Random creatures can react in up to 16 different ways when you bridge-throw visiting traders 1 z-level over a squad of sworddwarves.
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02/22/2014 Toady One Some more reappear progressKeep it up Toady! Go Toady!
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Alphabetized numbersNo Toady! Don't do that.
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Stopped ghost troupes to be observing musicians, the though 20 or sites, the longer jump in continued. The world generall, and scrolls killed. After the flee terror invading desting lesson poetry and faster. Even that town with stray peasants and the mix.A lesson in how unrelated bugs can interact and form strange emergent behaviours. A long-dead troupe followed a living group of performers through 20 or so sites, being observed and observing in turn. At each site, the living musicians took on more and more of the dead musicians' style. But the world had moved on since then, and the resulting fundamental mismatch in the worldview of the (very successful and persuasive) living musicians and the worldview of those around them created a schism which resulted in spates of scroll-burnings across all the civilisations of the world, and intermittent wars due to conflicting ethics on the treatment of information.
To avoid having their works burnt, poets writing on these events and the thinking behind them altered their styles and presentation faster and faster in order to keep ahead of the scroll-burners. Such was the fever about these writings that it even spread to a small town comprising only peasants and assorted animalmen and kobolds (not sure how that happened), with some of the townsfolk teaching others to read and write for the sole purpose of having support for their own views.
Note: some of this may have been intended behaviour.
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Other parchment.Excuse me, Ms. Queen of the Lungmen, can you tell us how you felt when you saw the humans' pack animals sliced into sheets of parchment before your very alveolis?
Mostly recover). Moving about pulmonarch
Post by: Jay on November 03, 2015, 01:46:01 am
100 scalerodent <-- I'm imagining a rat wearing scale mail.
shard buffalossus <-- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. At colossus size.
1 blankeys <-- The cuddliest monkey around.
1 sky dwarves <-- Talk about an oxymoron.
1 greasysubmen <-- Greasy sub men. No comment.
625 purry dwarves <-- So can we milk them like purring maggots, or are they half-cat?
101 dary dwarves <-- Missing an I, I guess that answers my question.
war beard mans <-- I'm trying to decide if this is a humanized war beard, a trained beard man, or just another name for a dwarf.
99 gendeer <-- Wait, hold on. (https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/gendeer)
Post by: milo christiansen on November 11, 2015, 02:20:55 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 11, 2015, 02:22:02 pm
This stuff is just the result of an order x Markov chain isn't it?I suppose?
Still funny though.
Post by: milo christiansen on November 11, 2015, 02:26:34 pm
And here I thought Markov chains were only good for generating random names and such like...
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 13, 2015, 12:09:22 am
What Mankinded mutants.
twenty faced yeart --sounds like a job for the creature raws
Two thingly after have deathtraps faced mutant
women took the words to Akron
The huge gates closing balked. -doomed, Boatmurdered was.
the message withdrew from wherever. The world
This the 1950s, and other horrors.
and jelly spring --NO SPRINGS!
"That else wasn't very important to admit, taking. Actually sandwichest as I thought. Your Nuka Cola atop it. Go tell Mark haired me as head. He drank down hall. Better and then run down hand jelly heard, them too, as Jerry."
I have radio is broken
He drank you, Edgar
"Talk. To. Mark you're unable to communicate with us, even in them.
Opposite my surprising vault
Edgar the measure, saying, "So. Let me get laid easily
The parts which allow you to command?
Jerry turned mutant,
As wing plantly poing vault.
Post by: SQman on November 16, 2015, 01:54:30 pm
What Mankinded mutants.I blame the Lone wanderer and his hatred for the real, non-mutated America. Eden2.0 2279, make America great again.
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on November 16, 2015, 09:20:30 pm
That's got to be creepy. Singing chitin.
"A rely large insect can butionsored found rotect that seen:honey be food almost annoying honey bee worker:bumblebee venom"
A really large insect can button-soared found that protected honey can be food. The honey bees' venom is almost annoying.
That almost makes sense.
[NATURE_CLIMBER]
Cool?
[CASTE:SINE]
The trigonometrics! Run!
Post by: Eric Blank on November 16, 2015, 11:01:37 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Dutrius on November 17, 2015, 10:53:43 am
[CAN_LEVER:3:3]
[ATTACK_TAUPE_DARK_OLIVE_SAND_IMPORTANCE:0:0:0:0] -- Attacking taupe dark olive sand is a really low priority job, apparently.
[USE_MODIFIER:HIGHT_VISION] -- I can see things that are high up!
[ACTION:STONGULATION] -- I... what?
[PERMITTED_JOINTED_SHIP:0] -- No jointed ships allowed!
[NUMBER:NAIL_TEMPTY] -- Ah. One of those numbers.
[LIQUID_NOUN:eyebrows] -- And here we have a puddle of eyebrows.
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:NOT_CATEGORY:TORSION:45500] -- Make your mind up!
[PANTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MATERIAL]
[PUNISHMENT:UNTHINKABLE]
[PROGRESSIVE_SOCKS:1] -- Only one sock is progressive. All the others are traditionalists.
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:BOOKKEEPER]
[PUS:LIQUID:molten tin] -- I don't want to meet anything with liquid tin for pus.
[STONECARN] -- Finally, something that eats stone.
[PERMITTED_BY:MOUSTACHE] -- The mustache allows it!
[GETS_INFORMAL]
Post by: Eric Blank on November 21, 2015, 12:37:16 am
Spoiler: MOAR! (click to show/hide)
remember those axoloth bears and giant axoloths from the last big sites + pops dump? I got "64882089 axoloth men" as well. The axoloths are many.
Post by: ZM5 on November 21, 2015, 06:17:52 am
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Post by: TheFlame52 on November 21, 2015, 10:21:36 am
19 sheepideratsabsolutely horrifying
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 22, 2015, 12:49:49 am
1 goblin
Boyfriend and I laughed waaaaay too hard at this.
also extended to sleep in villages and the conversation to "non-lethal" start trouble
You choose trouble
Still need we does an it bumps infants.
Dear Various things? One little bee could have every single bird
[USE_CAVE_DETAILED]
[CULL_SEEDS_NUTS_TO_COKE]
[PERMITTED_BUILDING:PUNISH_DISSECTOR]
[LIKES:384]
[BEASTPLATE:CAVE_ANIMALS]
[LIKES_SHORT_TRIFLE_MAKER]
[FRIENDLY_COLOR:1:0:1]
[HELM:ITEM_WEAPONSMITH]
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[LIKES_SHOES:ITEM_TRAPCOMP_MENACINGSPIKES:384]
[DIPLOMAT_BOX]
[HELM_ENERGY_DOME:COMMON_DOME:ANY_FOR_FARMING] I admit, i modded energy domes into the game. When Devo isn't touring, they're farming and wearing their domes while they do it.
[RELIGION_SPEAR]
[MAX_SITE_TO_PASTE]
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_CAP:COMMON_DOME:COOK] --Devo will punish you if you cook their energy domes.
[AMMO:ITEM_TRAINING:PERSEVERANCE:0]
[HELM_CAP:COMP:ITEM_PANTS_LEGGINGS:COMP:ITEM_IMPROVEMENT:SHUN] --Don't upgrade your items. It will make you unpopular.
[CURRENCY:GOLD_MAKING]
[ETHIC:MAKE_SOAP_FROM_OIL]
[OUTDOOR_FAT]
[VALUE:ARTWORKER]
[OUTDOOR_WOOD] ;)
[WANDER_FAT]
[COMMON_DOME:MOUNT]
[ACTION:ELECT_SYMBOL:WALL:FLOWERY] ""Hearts and Roses Engraving for Mayor!"
[ART_IMPROVEMENT:SHUN]
[ETHIC:KILL_PLANT_GROWTH]
[ACTION_AXE
[STONEYCOMB]
[CIV_NUTS_LOW]
[DEFAULT_SITE_POT]
[LIKES_SHORT]
[LIKES_SHOES:COMPETITION:DWARF]
[ARMOR_DRESS_OIL_FRUIT]
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 26, 2015, 10:00:25 pm
WARNING_DEAD:30] Next on AMC: The Warning Dead "Hey, you dwarves! We're zombies and we're coming YOUR way!" "Tell them how many of us are coming, Jerry." "Okay, Bob. Hey! There's thirty of us!"
WARNING_DEAD:249] "No, wait, I recounted. There's 249 of us!"
[STRICT_POPULATION_CAP_PILLAR:'O']
[TEMPERATURER_TRAPS:YES]
[EXECUTION:BARON]
[ELECT_SYMBOL:WALL:FLOWER:0] Shy people need not apply to be mayor.
[EXPORTED_IF_SELF_CONTROL:NO] Behave or we'll sell you to the elves!
[EXPORTED_BEARD_BEDROOM
[MERCHARDS] It's a goblin invasion of savings at Merchard's!
Pillar ability. Turn
[OUTDOOR_WOOD_ANIMALS]
[SPOUSE_ANY_LAKE:1]'
Use now. --Okay!
[VOLUME:2500]
[PUNISHMENT_KILL_QUEST]
[FPS:YES] At least until you have too many cats.
[IMPROVED_BAG]
[COLONY_TRAPPER]
[MENIAL_PROWESS:15] Tag for haulers
[EXPORT_COMPETITION] Does this mean I can mail BF's ex to Abu Dabi?
[ZERO_RECTANGLE] --No rectangles, damn it!
WARNING: Do NO if these. You can still consequences
Post by: Max™ on November 26, 2015, 11:29:51 pm
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[SPOUSE_ANY_LAKE:1]'Someone read Fables.
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 27, 2015, 07:46:13 pm
[CULL_SERIOUS]
[WARNING] "Behave or Mayor!"
[FRIENDLY_COMPETITION_AXE]
Use trouble
[DEFAULT:PUNISHMENT:SHUN] "No, way!"
[PERSEVERANCE:0]
Next end this mean in vill sell punish you hard's! -Um, okay, Skwisgaar.
Dead "Hey! When Dead "Hey!
When Devo will punish you if you rings at Merchard's! -depends on what they have in mind ;)
[ELECT_POT] You could, sure, but...
[FRIENDLY_COKE] Coke is friendlier
[OUTDOOR_WOOD_ANY_FOR_FAT]
[HELM_ENERGY_DOME:ART_TRAINING_DEAD:30] My attempts to teach myself to draw energy domes killed 30 people.
You hard's! Toki?
BEARDS] At least upgrade you to sleep into be many of savingles, damn into "non-lethal" starts at Merchard an invasion to bee comings are farmingle need the cook things? One lity. --Devo will punish your items.
Post by: Sutremaine on November 29, 2015, 08:29:47 am
[PERSEVERANCE:0]PERSEVERANCE:0 is kosher, though it is a token fragment. [PERSONALITY:PERSEVERANCE:0:45:100]
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on November 29, 2015, 09:42:16 am
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Dear Various things? One little bee could have every single bird
sooooo much innuendo
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 29, 2015, 11:01:40 am
[PERSEVERANCE:0]PERSEVERANCE:0 is kosher, though it is a token fragment. [PERSONALITY:PERSEVERANCE:0:45:100]
Well, poo! Here we had this image of dwarves getting to the embark site, spotting one little rock out of place, and going "Okay lads, pack it in. Tis obviously cursed here."
Here's some I did last night. We have almost more fun with the Travesticator than the actual game at times.
Very hive --much bee, so honey, very sting, wow
Give now boning. --20 minutes into Df and chill and bae gives you the look.
ZOMBIE BY TOKEN
Kidnappings: Footwear?
GRASS_MIASMA --Living in Denver or Seattle one could encounter this a lot.
Played with the tracklist on Devo’s New Traditionalists album…
"The Super Thing Under" OMG DEVO PREDICTED FORGOTTEN BEASTS! --Seriously, is there anything which they did not predict way ahead of its time?
"Pity Youtiful World"
“Soft Thing Cool”
"Soft Ang Underking Cool"
"Goin' Being"
Okay, back to the usual Brand of Madness
[PET:1:BUCKET:NONE] "I has a pet bucket. Noooo, they be takin my pet bucket!"
[HAVE_BOTTOM:1] --You really only need one.
The Future of Love
Start Your Day Wizard
Thoughts on Probles
[HAS_TO_BAGUETTE_CUT_GEM] --But thou must!
[ABUSE_BONING]
[EXCLUSIVE_STYLE:MOUNTAINS]
[VALUE:ELF]
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:COMP_ENORMOUSCORKSCREEN_ONLY]
[DO_NOT_ABSORB] --It is NOT the will of Landru.
[SITE:DARK_FORK_CARVING]
[DUTY_BOAT]
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 30, 2015, 09:27:31 am
gaining enough cabinets lately
was glad to survive a tomb after lately
was angered by own dead children recently “Damn it, Billy, I told you to pick up your toys before that invasion started!”
slept on a beloved lately –Well, they sit on me a lot, so how is this any different?
was unable to drink lately --BF gets this unhappy thought when we have no wine. “Or BAD wine.” I bought a horrible wine recently. He will never, ever, let me live it down.
dined in a fine/splendid/wonderful/complained in a family member recently
gave a fantastic/great by the mud
was glad toppling(s) recently
has beat a cave pleased to reach a fit of society recently –vaguely dirty though we can’t figure why
has been accosted at the mud recently
was very upset by own fine draft lately
was forced to have any rooms lately “You shall have the Room on Blu Ray AND DvD!” “Nooooooooo…”
was pleased at somebody in a horribly sublime) tastefully arranged (building) lately
was very an awful drink somebody in nigh --BF, NO. Staaaaaahp.
had a legendary drink vomit lately --“nnnnngh….nnnnnmmmn…BF!” (Lil Rey voice) “I fuckin’ hate you!” (He laughs)
has been tired of the decay of a lover lately
was glad to travesty of art defacement
slept in a beloved lately
has been tormented
was forced to drink bloody water lately
has been/pleased at the bizarre convictim of a lover --NO COMMENT
was upset by not to tragedy recently --the media?
was glad to drink slime lately --BF I SWEAR TO GOD! ‘I didn’t say anything.’ ‘You didn’t have to sir.’
was unable to survive lately
Post by: ZM5 on November 30, 2015, 10:33:51 am
was very upset by own fine draft lately - Fart joke?
has been tired of the decay of a lover lately - "Ugh, I swear to Armok, honey, can't you decay faster?"
was forced to drink bloody water lately - I wish this was a real way to torture elves.
was unable to survive lately - Thought screen from a ghost?
Post by: Max™ on November 30, 2015, 12:02:08 pm
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:COMP_ENORMOUSCORKSCREEN_ONLY]
Post by: Nyxalinth on December 01, 2015, 05:05:08 pm
Instruments are made directly from the underground.
Personality can be bound into nine branches (though we haven't gotten them out of there yet
Devoted historical figures can copy works in your libraries also exist in adventure mode, appearance can be defiled in both modes, goblets can be randomize
Personalities and libraries, monsters once you discover the unit/job lisr
The fort, can be used to make scrolls
monster sheets can equip items
Instruments can equip items --Look out, that guitar has a *sock*, and it knows how to use it!
Monsters can write missing non-dwarves with half of historical effects so far
bake scholars can adventure
Child/parent material
Sheets, death
Parchment is made directly from hide and dances
Goblins have mode
Hum
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 04, 2015, 05:43:52 am
270 sharpions
35250 mons
300 nurse men
8100 ogremlins
238 flyingry mako sharks
312935 cougarooseshorseshoe crowed wombats
360 demonitos
125 helmet men
266 batrolls
32 sperm whale penguins
88595 salmonsters
874 one-humpermite-humping manguins
178560 vulturkeys
420 leopardvarks
182784 albatrolls
83639 crocodileaterflies
33 rave froglodytes
34533 two-humping shoe crocodileshoe crawlers
774 bushmasking Unded seahortoises
61570 leopard squid mooses
4023 alligatorses
40192 mons (Including mako sharp sea langars
63 hipmunks
And finally:
5832 water sharks (I do wonder if there are other varieties...)
Post by: IndigoFenix on December 04, 2015, 09:09:49 am
Not seeing anything interesting in regular RAW travesties yet, so jumping on the bandwagon for more Sites&Pops travesties:
270 sharpions - We have crossbred a shark and a scorpion to make the most horrifying creature known to man.
35250 mons - Gotta catch 'em all.
300 nurse men - Equal opportunity jobs.
8100 ogremlins - It tries to sneak into your fortress to pull levers, but being twelve feet tall and very stupid, it is not well adapted to this task. It will beat the snot out of your dwarves when they find it, though.
238 flyingry mako sharks - I don't know whether these flying sharks are angry or hungry. Either way, we're screwed.
312935 cougarooseshorseshoe crowed wombats - Yep.
360 demonitos - Probably just means a small demon, but I read it as demon doritos.
125 helmet men - The plump helmet men have been working out.
266 batrolls - Trolls, now with bat wings.
32 sperm whale penguins - Taking fish-diving to new levels.
88595 salmonsters - Move over, carp, there's a new dangerous fish in town.
874 one-humpermite-humping manguins - Don't even want to know.
178560 vulturkeys - Some birds are beautiful and majestic. This is not one of them.
420 leopardvarks - A beautiful spotted coat and a long funny-looking snout. Why not.
182784 albatrolls - The migratory albatroll can soar for miles before realizing that it is not aerodynamic enough to fly.
83639 crocodileaterflies - A butterfly big enough to eat crocodiles.
33 rave froglodytes - RAVE FROGLODYTES!
34533 two-humping shoe crocodileshoe crawlers - Uh-huh.
774 bushmasking Unded seahortoises - Okay, now you're not even trying.
61570 leopard squid mooses - That is leopard squid *moosen*.
4023 alligatorses - A mount that has teeth.
40192 mons (Including mako sharp sea langars
63 hipmunks - Also known as radical rodents.
So many mod ideas...
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 05, 2015, 02:21:25 pm
1 goblin of Organts
18 alligant sloths
26 giant common
1328 giant elephant anchovies
14 giant weaselsharks
1698616259 blobsters
7904 orcupine
333 giant kingoes
18715034 giant badgehog men
638924 bra men
9971720069 helmet spirits
61727 giant rain men
6180 narwhalesnails
703 coppers
45846 waters
18 giant coats
131322 dragongels
1210 giant echinchidnas
27 king guts
206 capuchidnas
150756 elephant horse shark scorpions
8343 king Undeer
5053 eaglesnake men
7001 pileat white-bro men
12 great wolvering squirrels
568 gigatork scorpions
888 monitortoises
14 giant giant fish
2941 jumping turkeys
3324 batrollies
And finally:
53383 king spermites
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 05, 2015, 02:23:34 pm
14 giant giant fishBah.
I still outembiggen them.
1 goblin of OrgantsDid... Huh... What?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 06, 2015, 02:07:24 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 07, 2015, 03:48:31 am
[DEFAULT_REACH:CHEEK_WITH]
[BP:LLA:left fish:blue away leg:STAN:STAND_TWIGS]
[PAIN:BY_TOOT_JUMP]
[FUNCHESTLES:HEIGHT:75:98:100:8825:8775:95:98:100]
[FEMALE:VIOLENGTH:NONE:BONE]
[EDIBLE_BRACTION:A huge ant seed]
[GROWTH:uppy cheese]
[MALE_NAME:SOLID_DETAIL_PLUS_TOOT_DESCRIPTION:TOOT_REATURE_ADMIN]
[POPULAR:EVIL]
[CASTE_NAME:add snake]
[EDIBLE_RAW] certain goat's milk]
[ATTACK_CONTYPE:GELDABLE:SCALE_CHILD:100]
[TOOL_BOWMAN:NORMAL]
[EGG_WHISKERS_SLOW_LIGHT]
[GROWTH_DROPS_OFF_NO_HEAD:MOUTH]
[APPLY_CREATURE_EXTREME_EMOTION:200]
[MANNERISM_MOUSTACHE_SHEET:feet]
[ALL_SOLID:person]
[MUSCLE_TILE_LITTER]item insects by wound
[IE_SYNDROME_DANCE_FEMALE]
[TISSUE:TEA]
[ODOR_SHAPING:luster, once and AIR_TENTAUR]
All bat-like gigglingsnake]
[ABUSE_LOCAL_CREAS_TO_RAGE:CRAB]
I'm a climater
[HEALINGUISTIC]
[VISION:KICK_ANGEL]
[ENTITY:MEET_MELEE_WEASEL]
And finally:
[VISION][NOFEAR][NO_WIND_BOAT] ((Row, row, fight the power? :P))
Post by: Ysyua on December 07, 2015, 06:51:42 pm
[PAIN:BY_TOOT_JUMP]
snicker
Post by: Cerapter on December 09, 2015, 05:08:55 pm
[DEFAULT_REACH:CHEEK_WITH]God, that's a low range for melee attacks.
[FEMALE:VIOLENGTH:NONE:BONE]This creature's females' violence duration is pretty normal, except for one small detail: when they reach the max violence level allowed, they go back to zero, but have their lust levels upped totally.
[EDIBLE_BRACTION:A huge ant seed]Speaking of females, hey, edible bras!
...On the other hand, they're made of ant seeds. Kinky.
[MALE_NAME:SOLID_DETAIL_PLUS_TOOT_DESCRIPTION:TOOT_REATURE_ADMIN]But enough of the females, let's learn a thing or two about the males, too!
Did you know that the males have an interesting naming process? First, take a solid object. Anything. Then, add the word you'd use to describe the Admin Creature's most recent fart with.
As an example: Iron Sneakybutdeadly
[POPULAR:EVIL]* Listen.
* I like you, little buddy.
* So I'm gonna save you a lot of trouble.
* Never interact with attractive people.
* Unless you're "one of them," they're just gonna take advantage of you.
* Like that time those two chicks asked me to sneak them some glamburgers.
* And I, naive teenager that I was, said yes to them.
* Bad idea.
[EDIBLE_RAW] certain goat's milk]Regarding Undertale references... Ahem...
[ATTACK_CONTYPE:GELDABLE:SCALE_CHILD:100]This just makes me uncomfortable and I can't seem to spin it in a funny way.
[TOOL_BOWMAN:NORMAL]Welp. Alright.
---
I'll leave the rest for someone else.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 10, 2015, 04:46:42 am
[ATTACK_FLAIR]
[NAME:minormatten bodyparamman]
[ELECTION_PERMITTED_DESERPENETRATE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TILE:SAVAGERY:0:1]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE_MIDNIGHT_BROWN_BLOATING:large creature_smaller 70m
[PANTS_LOWER:FLOWER_TISSUE_TEMPLATE]
[CREATURE_ACTION_SPHERE:MOUSCORKSCREW]
[CREATURE:BEARD_CLIMBING:SMELL_PLAN:LEAF]
[ATTACK_VERB:spider]
[POLE:NORTHY]
[REGION_PRODUCTION:A giant day and AIR_TISSUE_LAYERS:SPINE]
All bodied feast a bit token HAIR_AGAINS]
[BIOME:OCTAGONFIRE]
[FLASH:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT_TEETH]
Hedgehog mate aerial.
[TUNICORN]
[WORLD_CONTROSPECTIVITY]
[BENDINGDESTROYER:ASH_TROL_TEMPLATING, LIGHT, MUSCULAR_MAX_TRUE:ALL]
You Knowledgehogs were - Releast, lil creatic case, needed
[TRAPCOMPLETE_ITEM_HELIOTROPICALLY_ERODENT MAN]
[TWIGS_SINGULAR]
And finally:
*** oak floppy earlier. All of booze.]
Post by: Eric Blank on December 11, 2015, 04:15:14 am
Hedgehog mate aerial.
There's nothing more beautiful or majestic than hedgehogs doing it in mid-air.
Post by: Deon on December 11, 2015, 06:21:30 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 11, 2015, 06:56:46 am
100 grizzly bees
4096 blue penguin mako shadow of evil
12504 gigantises
390 knuckles
1 plump helmet mantises
205 honey beak dogs
6 octopus macaques
2478 blue shadowphant penguineafowls
1303 polar bees
1429 grabbits
286 naked lovebird men
1 Miserableghosts
397 fluffy wamblebees
3 porcupine falcons
34 armadillocks
7864 pond grizzly beetle devils
843 cave blobsters
7630 giant rattle dogs
286400 purring guts
2 horseshoe crocodiles
And finally:
552 duckless men
Post by: Dutrius on December 11, 2015, 09:38:13 am
100 grizzly bees
1303 polar bees
By Urist's Beard! Swarms of bear sized bees!
I'm definitely going to use some of these in games at some point...
Post by: Dirst on December 11, 2015, 10:27:44 am
1429 grabbitsYou're wanted in HR. Now.
286 naked lovebird men
Post by: crazyabe on December 11, 2015, 12:48:02 pm
1 MiserableghostsShouldn't that be Miserable ghost? Because I Can see why it is miserable, There is only one Ghost in existence.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 11, 2015, 03:33:51 pm
A great furry bee with limbs as thick and muscular as a bear's. They can be milked for delicious honey, but are prone to fits of rage. Beware its powerful claws, jaws and venom!100 grizzly bees
1303 polar bees
By Urist's Beard! Swarms of bear sized bees!
I'm definitely going to use some of these in games at some point...
Post by: Loam on December 15, 2015, 09:33:40 am
Barry Poppins
A Man for Old Men
Ben-Hurt II
The Extra-Terminary People
Goings: The Departy
Slumdog Miss Daisy
The French Cassidy and the Silence of Arabia
E.T.: The Deer Hunter
Who's Afraid of Our Lives
Additionally, have a list of these forgotten classics of Universal Horror:
Calling Dracula (1927)
The Mummy's Dame from of London (1927)
The Black Caption King (1943)
House of Edwin Dracula (1944)
She-Wolf Man's Tomb (1956)
Strankenstein (1945)
The Man Helsing Dr. Dead Mr. Jekyll and Untom of Edwin the Mummy (1931)
The Blue Mummy's Daughter Space (1945)
The Monstein Meet Frankenstein Meets the Hunchback Lagoon King 2: Rise of Notre Warrior (2015)
Abbott and Costein the Woman (1935)
The Mole Mummy (1945)
Abbott and Confession (1936)
The Frankenster (2010
Revenge Canary of Dead Ghoul (1945)
The Morgue Ray (1945)
The Dead Mantis Island Couldn't Die (1928)
The Mummy: Tomb of the Mummy (1960)
Ride of the Old Dame (1943)
The Hunchback Campus (1944)
And an assortment of undiscovered B-Movie gems:
Barn of the Slayer
Caveman N.Y.P.D.
Roller Space Mushroom Planet of Things
Franken Wu Tang
Brain Dance of the Zombies
Fist Valentine
Demon Without a Face Mutiny
Slave Giant Chocula
The Viking Lucky HorrorVision Millie Dynamite Wizard of Dark Attack Magic
Leprechagodzilla 2000
Mom and His Dog
Beast Dragonball Bowl-O-Rama
Maximum Overfiend of Justice
Double Dr. Phibes in Spaced Invader
Jack of Buck Rogers the Mummy and His Pals
Nail Gun Masters of the Moon
Kung Fu of the Death Star
Leprechagodzilla vs. the Silken Wu Tang
Cemetery Masterhood Llama
Alice's Resurrected Cave Girl Frankenhooker
Post by: ZM5 on December 15, 2015, 10:09:42 am
E.T.: The Deer Hunter
She-Wolf Man's Tomb (1956)
Strankenstein (1945)
The Monstein Meet Frankenstein Meets the Hunchback Lagoon King 2: Rise of Notre Warrior (2015)
The Mole Mummy (1945)
The Frankenster (2010)
The Morgue Ray (1945)
Ride of the Old Dame (1943)
The Hunchback Campus (1944)
Caveman N.Y.P.D.
Franken Wu Tang
Slave Giant Chocula
The Viking Lucky HorrorVision Millie Dynamite Wizard of Dark Attack Magic
Leprechagodzilla 2000
Beast Dragonball Bowl-O-Rama
Nail Gun Masters of the Moon
Kung Fu of the Death Star
Leprechagodzilla vs. the Silken Wu Tang
Alice's Resurrected Cave Girl Frankenhooker
I unashamedly admit I want these to be real movies. Frankenhooker, Strankenstein and Leprechagodzilla are some of my favorite words now.
Post by: JediaKyrol on December 15, 2015, 12:33:23 pm
I unashamedly admit I want these to be real movies. Frankenhooker, Strankenstein and Leprechagodzilla are some of my favorite words now.
"Frankenhooker" is a real movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099611/
I has it. Is very bad.
And "Revenge Canary of Dead Ghoul" sounds like a generic Japanese horror film title.
... ... ...Really want to see "Nail Gun Masters of the Moon" Sounds like it would be a sequel to "Outland" starring Sean Connery.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 15, 2015, 04:31:46 pm
Aerobiz Superman (U) (REV00) [!]
Zombies Baseball USA 97 (E) [b1]
Clue Alone (J) [c][!]
Rent Edition King Donald Duck II SE (U) [f1]
Disney's Super Championship Kara Crickey '93 (U) [!]
Sonic The Throughness (UE) [h1C]
Jurassi Tennis (U) [b2]
Boogerman, The Bruce Lee Streets of Battletech (U) [f1]
Wing Engine, The Hedgehog 2 (U) [p1+2C]
Mighter Rangers vs The - A Dino (Unl) [!]
Ariel - Paws of Rage 2 (B) (REV00) [f1]
Brutal Championship Tennis (U) [b3]
Hot Chronic 2 Great Riley Shut Up and the Terminator (UE) [b2]
Pocahontasy Starring Speedy Golf 2 (J) [!]
Captain Ground (UE) [!]
Magical Hat no Butt! (E) [b1]
Gargoyles Star - Two Crusader Footbrawl (U) (REV02) [!]
Rambo III - The Encharted Series Ate Mortal Kombat II (J) [o1]
M-1 Abrams Baseball Z - Lillengerous Demo by Toon Anxiety in the Miller (Beta)
Batman and Magical Tonight Adventures of Force III (W) [b3]
ECCO Jr. Baseball '93 (U) [!]
Jurassic Playoff Editional Champions (Beta) [f1+C]
ECCO the Moving Foreman (J) [!]
Mickey Morphin Power Rangers 90 (J) [b3]
Post by: ZM5 on December 15, 2015, 04:41:28 pm
I don't have a list of movies or songs, but let's see if any of these new Sega Genesis game ROMs I just found are any good:
Aerobiz Superman (U) (REV00) [!]
Zombies Baseball USA 97 (E) [b1]
Rent Edition King Donald Duck II SE (U) [f1]
Disney's Super Championship Kara Crickey '93 (U) [!]
Brutal Championship Tennis (U) [b3]
Pocahontasy Starring Speedy Golf 2 (J) [!]
Magical Hat no Butt! (E) [b1]
Gargoyles Star - Two Crusader Footbrawl (U) (REV02) [!]
Rambo III - The Encharted Series Ate Mortal Kombat II (J) [o1]
M-1 Abrams Baseball Z - Lillengerous Demo by Toon Anxiety in the Miller (Beta)
ECCO Jr. Baseball '93 (U) [!]
Jurassic Playoff Editional Champions (Beta) [f1+C]
ECCO the Moving Foreman (J) [!]
Mickey Morphin Power Rangers 90 (J) [b3]
These are hysterical. I think I my lungs have moved out of my body.
Post by: PTTG?? on December 15, 2015, 04:46:51 pm
Post by: JediaKyrol on December 15, 2015, 05:26:45 pm
M-1 Abrams Baseball Z
... ... ...I NEED this game.
Post by: TheFlame52 on December 15, 2015, 05:39:20 pm
M-1 Abrams Baseball ZI'd play it.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 16, 2015, 02:52:00 am
Legend of Zelda, The Dance Killer Instinct Golf Classics Soccer '98) (PD)
Star Wars Metal Kombat Trilogy (U) (V1.0) [t1]
Ogre Baseball '99) (PD) [h1C]
Killer Instinct Golf 64 (U) [!]
Mystical Tetris, The - Ocarina of Darkness (U) [!]
Dance Revolutional Super Olympics '98 (J) [!]
Mortal Superstar Baseball Featuring Earth (U) [t1]
Star Wars - Sarge's Heroes (U) [!]
Chopper Monopoly (J) (V1.2) [h5C]
------------
And now let's look at some of these rare Genesis/N64 crossplatform hits:
(yes I'm mixing Genesis and N64 rom-lists. This is going to end in tears, I just know it)
Wrestlevania (J) [b1]
McDonaldinho 98 (U) [t1]
Amy Roughness Adventures (E)
Brunswick & Tweety (PD)
Aah! Hard Corps (U) [f1] (PAL)
Krusty's Rainbow Six (S1 Hack)
Sonicles in Sonic 3 (U) [hI]
Gargoyles - The Play Fighty Mouse & Sonic 3D (B) [!]
Wet Dredd - Turbo! Daibouken (J) [!]
Bio-Hazard Drivin' (UE) [h1C]
Jungle Star Wars Episode I - Generation Edition (E) [!]
Cheste - Brave Rattle Tank (UE) [!]
Junkers Samurai Shut Up and Adventure (U) [b1]
Olympic GameBoostery, The - Quest (E) [hI][o1]
Scooperstar II (UE) [h1C]
Rolling of Zelda, The Gun Fight Adventures (U) [o1+C]
Ramborghini (U) [f1]
Dr. RoboCod (Beta) [f1+1C]
Duke Nukem - Enternal Sunset Rider-Man and Knuckles (Beta) [hI]
Cannon Football (UE) [c][!]
Gunstain America (U) [h1C]
Beauty and Snowboarder (J) [f1+2C]
Sonic The Planeteers (U) [T-Rus]
Streets of Steve and the End of the Bryant Legend of Mickey & Machines 2 - Time (Unl) [b1]
Jeopardy! Defender Battletech (UE) [!]
Frogger's Eye (B) [h1C][T-Fre]
Post by: ZM5 on December 16, 2015, 06:00:42 am
Wrestlevania (J) [b1] - WHAT A TERRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE, BROTHER!
Amy Roughness Adventures (E) - Kinky.
Krusty's Rainbow Six (S1 Hack) - Wow, Krusty really went off the deep end.
Sonicles in Sonic 3 (U) [hI]
Wet Dredd - Turbo! Daibouken (J) [!] - Wet Dredd...
Junkers Samurai Shut Up and Adventure (U) [b1] - Miyamoto Musashi's Shut Up and Adventure Gaiden when?
Rolling of Zelda, The Gun Fight Adventures (U) [o1+C] - Gangsta Legend of Zelda?
Ramborghini (U) [f1] - That's another one of my favorite words now.
Dr. RoboCod (Beta) [f1+1C] - Part cod. Part machine.
Duke Nukem - Enternal Sunset Rider-Man and Knuckles (Beta) [hI] - Wow the travestificator threw out an actual meme.
Cannon Football (UE) [c][!] - Sounds hardcore.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 16, 2015, 08:34:26 am
Bald Bros 6 (Unl) [!]
Rainbo (U) (PRG1) [!]
Excitebike Tyson's Quest, The (U) [!]
Pipe Drugs Bunny (J) ((at least I think it's a made-up ROM...))
All-Game Alone (J) [b1]
Double Dracula-kun Land (J) [o1]
Golf - The Last Ninja (U) (PRG0 Hack)
Donal Fantasy II (Unl) [h1]
Yoda's Adventure Island Story by Chris Covell (AVE) (Aladdin) [b1]
Incredible Dracular Jeopardy! (SMB1 Hack)
Mickey Kong no Kishin Kyouton_Production (E) [!]
Addams of Doom (U) (PRG0 Hack)
Felix the Evil Devil Man 3 (Tecmo Super Bowl Hack) [o1]
Pac-Man - Giga Zombie (SMB1 Hack)
Dragon Bieber Kings (U) (PRG1) [b1]
Bomb of Midway (J) [o1]
Jackie Chess (Hack)
Dora no Shooting Institude (U) [!]
Post by: Ysyua on December 16, 2015, 09:52:40 am
Wrestlevania (J) [b1]Dying,
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Ramborghini (U) [f1]dying,
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Duke Nukem - Enternal Sunset Rider-Man and Knuckles (Beta) [hI]dead!
Too good.
Post by: Nyxalinth on December 21, 2015, 11:11:30 pm
Time for the Academy Awards! This year the nominees for Best Picture are:
Calling Dracula (1927)
The Mole Mummy (1945)
Revenge Canary of Dead Ghoul (1945)
The Dead Mantis Island Couldn't Die (1928)
The Mummy: Tomb of the Mummy (1960)
Ride of the Old Dame (1943)
The Hunchback Campus (1944)
Caveman N.Y.P.D.
Roller Space Mushroom Planet of Things
Franken Wu Tang
Brain Dance of the Zombies
Maximum Overfiend of Justice
Double Dr. Phibes in Spaced Invader
Kung Fu of the Death Star
I want to see ALL of these!
Post by: Nyxalinth on December 21, 2015, 11:29:40 pm
The Darkness
Fall
Bane of the Smart Patrol of the Black Gate
Advent Isle
Secret of the Dark Savant
Crusaderworlds
Darkness
The Smart Patrol of the Silver Black Gate
Ultima Unders of Grim
Adventures of the Daggerfall
Bane of Darkness
Daggerfallout
Crusades
Skyrimrock--the Elder Scrolls Meet the Flintstones!
Dwarf Fortress of the Daggerfallout
Secret of Grim
Morroe wind--That cheap, Chinese knockoff your grandma buys you
Pools of the Smart Patrol of Radiance --instead of Tyranthraxs, the final boss is Rod Rooter.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 21, 2015, 11:47:55 pm
Post by: Max™ on December 22, 2015, 12:46:37 am
[BP:LLA:left fish:blue away leg:STAN:STAND_TWIGS]Dr Seuss wasn't as good at rhymes after the stroke: One fish, left fish, blue away leg, Stan twigs!
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[PAIN:BY_TOOT_JUMP]*snickers violently*
[FUNCHESTLES:HEIGHT:75:98:100:8825:8775:95:98:100]
[FEMALE:VIOLENGTH:NONE:BONE]
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[CASTE_NAME:add snake]Here we have a Malesnake Ettin and a Femalesnake Ettin.
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[EDIBLE_RAW] certain goat's milk]From the creators of A Certain Scientific Railgun and A Certain Magical Index comes a new series, A Certain Edible Goat's Milk.
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[ATTACK_CONTYPE:GELDABLE:SCALE_CHILD:100]Oh dear... I agree, this makes me uncomfortable as well, and I don't even know why.
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[GROWTH_DROPS_OFF_NO_HEAD:MOUTH]Does this imply there are creatures which grow mouths that drop off... and are edible?
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[APPLY_CREATURE_EXTREME_EMOTION:200]'How are you feeling?'
"EXTREEEEEEMMMMEEEEEE!!!!"
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[MANNERISM_MOUSTACHE_SHEET:feet]Dammit dad, that's creepy as shit, get the fuck out of my bedroom.
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[ALL_SOLID:person]This is discrimination against Individuals of Gaseous or Aqueous Descent!
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[MUSCLE_TILE_LITTER]item insects by woundOh god what, you hit the guy and insects fall out of his wounded muscles?
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[IE_SYNDROME_DANCE_FEMALE]The Necrodancer gestures, the corpse shudders and begins to vogue.
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[TISSUE:TEA]Hmmm, yes, quite.
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All bat-like gigglingsnake]No, I'm good, I don't need an explanation.
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I'm a climaterHello a climater, I'm dad.
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[HEALINGUISTIC]As a cunning linguist, I am good at this as well. *waggles eyebrows*
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[VISION:KICK_ANGEL]DUCK!
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[ENTITY:MEET_MELEE_WEASEL]I'm just glad it wasn't a meat melee weasel again.
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[ATTACK_FLAIR]The corpse vogues at you but you jump away!
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[NAME:minormatten bodyparamman]Can I call you 'Frank' for short?
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[ELECTION_PERMITTED_DESERPENETRATE]I TOLD YOU THE LIZARD PEOPLE WERE RUNNING THE WORLD!
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[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE_MIDNIGHT_BROWN_BLOATING:large creature_smaller 70mThat sounds vaguely dirty.
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[PANTS_LOWER:FLOWER_TISSUE_TEMPLATE]Ok that is definitely dirty!
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[CREATURE_ACTION_SPHERE:MOUSCORKSCREW]"Who's the creature with the action sphere for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-C-O-R-K-S-"
'You forgot how to spell mouse again, didn't you?'
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[CREATURE:BEARD_CLIMBING:SMELL_PLAN:LEAF]The upside is you smell nice and foresty, but it is impossible to get them out of your beard once they climb up in there.
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[ATTACK_VERB:spider]The corpse vogues at you, but you jump away!
You spider the corpse in the pants flower, and everything gets awkward.
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[POLE:NORTHY]I mean, it's more generally in the area... you know... that way... northy?
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All bodied feast a bit token HAIR_AGAINS]Dammit Brenda, if you made hairbody soup again I'm gonna spider you right in the pants flower!
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[BIOME:OCTAGONFIRE]I don't even know what it means but I assume it is full of Death Metal bands and UFC bouts.
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[FLASH:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT_TEETH]I can't tell why this is so funny, is it just the repetition?
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[TUNICORN]You can tune a piano but you can't tunicorn.
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[BENDINGDESTROYER:ASH_TROL_TEMPLATING, LIGHT, MUSCULAR_MAX_TRUE:ALL]You thought I was a bendingdestroyer, didn't you Ash, but it was really me, Gary Oak! *flexes*
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You Knowledgehogs were - Releast, lil creatic case, neededI did release the knowledgehogs... wait, did you need me to release the were-knowledgehogs?
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[TRAPCOMPLETE_ITEM_HELIOTROPICALLY_ERODENT MAN]...OH COME ON
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[TWIGS_SINGULAR]But... twigs is a plural... how do I... I can't get my twigs undo?
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*** oak floppy earlier. All of booze.]I'm gonna need all of booze if I can't get these oak twigs undo.
Post by: TheFlame52 on December 22, 2015, 09:16:47 am
Daggerfallout10/10 would play
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 22, 2015, 02:42:50 pm
<snip>That was hilarious! :D
Let's see if I can come up with some more for you to work with. I've mixed some regular raws and some sites and pops together, let's see what happens. :)
[USE_MAT:FLOWERBODY_SIEGE:NAIL:2EYE:EYE:EYE]
[PERMITTEDDED]
[NOT_FACE]
[LOWERS:NOSE:20999:2]
[RIGHT_VISION_AXE]
50 Pupper body:upper buffalos
[USE_MATERIAL_REAR]
1 elf out unwatches:NO_SLEEP]
[POPULATION:A large ground in the Folder venom]
[SEED:coffee calf:moose were spider]
[MOUNTAIN_FRIEND]
[APPLY_CREATURE:SELF_DEFENSE]
[MOUTH:2WINGS]
[GEM_SHAPE:TRAP]
[ETHIC:KILL:GREEN]
[EDIBLE_VERB:slaps]
[HAS_NECK:SCRATCH]
[KILL_ENEMY:RECTANGULAR]
[SPHERE:MALE]
[SHOES_FQ_REG:MOUTH]
[LEATHERY_RANGE_BONING:60000]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LEAF:LEAVES]
[ELEVATION_LEAKS]
7 humpetabyssess a docile anywherers]
Unnumbra these evils
[PLAYED_OFF_NO_CLOTH:righth and strength]
4 humped legs
[RIVER_TISSUE:ELF]
[CHILD_NAME:Hurl at throne]
[NAME:blacktrumped freak of an incipated]
7009 longnoses, elf
[SMELL_TRUE_RHESUS]
[METAL_CHEESE:CREAM]
[GOOD_ROAD_CAT:HONEY]
[ITEMCORPSE:STRUM_MAKING:resonant:ants]
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_REPRIMANDER:100]
[PLANT:KUMQUATICIAN]
[MAXAGE:GELDABLE]
[PLAYABLE_HEAD]
[ODOR_LEVELS_ABOVE_LARGE]
[SEMIMEGABEAST_ITEMCORPSE:BAGUETTE_CARP]
[SKELETON_TISSUE:SELF]
[ITEMCORPSE:BAT_MASK]
And finally:
[THOUGHT_CENTERS_IGNORE_NUMBER:4]
Post by: Max™ on December 22, 2015, 07:36:57 pm
Still a little unsure what to make of that one, oh hey, materials, make...<snip>That was hilarious! :D
Let's see if I can come up with some more for you to work with. I've mixed some regular raws and some sites and pops together, let's see what happens. :)
[USE_MAT:FLOWERBODY_SIEGE:NAIL:2EYE:EYE:EYE]
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[PERMITTEDDED]Only the ded know peace from this insanity.
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[NOT_FACE]You must yield!
Ok ok, just not in the face!
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[LOWERS:NOSE:20999:2][HAUGHTINESS:-100]
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[RIGHT_VISION_AXE]Again, DUCK... or, sway to the left...
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50 Pupper body:upper buffalosAh yes, the early experiments at breeding buffalo wings, where the scientist didn't hear "puffin" and used puppies... a dark day indeed.
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[USE_MATERIAL_REAR]My Anaconda Man is interested.
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1 elf out unwatches:NO_SLEEP][TIL_BROOKLYN]
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[POPULATION:A large ground in the Folder venom]Obviously this is why they were going to Brooklyn.
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[SEED:coffee calf:moose were spider]We've secretly replaced their Folger's with this, let's see if they can tell the difference.
*screams can be heard in the other room*
*moose noises*
*sounds like a moose spidering someone in the pants flower*
The worst part of waking up, is Weremoose in your cup.
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[MOUNTAIN_FRIEND]This should be an official part of the dwarven entity.
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[APPLY_CREATURE:SELF_DEFENSE]You saw it, that Weremoose had a gnu!
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[MOUTH:2WINGS]mffrghblf, mfrgharjlf?
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[GEM_SHAPE:TRAP]*gets down one knee*
*opens the box slowly*
*her eyes sparkle with tears, she nods her head and reaches out, her fingers nearing the box*
*KASNICKT*
*blood everywhere*
Diamond Ringtraps, she'll pretty much have to... go to the emergency room.
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[ETHIC:KILL:GREEN]This should also be an official part of the dwarven entity.
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[EDIBLE_VERB:slaps]You lick the slaps.
You retch.
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[HAS_NECK:SCRATCH]Well, ok... I was gonna go with the head, but this'll work.
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[KILL_ENEMY:RECTANGULAR]Sneaky Pythagorean bastards.
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[SPHERE:MALE]Didn't we go over this before?
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[SHOES_FQ_REG:MOUTH][SOCIAL_AWKWARDNESS:100]
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[LEATHERY_RANGE_BONING:60000][SOCIAL_AWKWARDNESS:60000]
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[PERMITTED_JOB:LEAF:LEAVES]How much leaf can an elf leaf leaf if an elf can leaf leaves?
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[ELEVATION_LEAKS]...I thought there was nobody up there... what else are you supposed to do from a mountain peak?
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7 humpetabyssess a docile anywherers]*snickers violently*
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Unnumbra these evilsWhat about those evils over there, the northy ones?
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[PLAYED_OFF_NO_CLOTH:righth and strength]Inthtead of Shirth and Skinth, it'th righth and lefth?
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humped legsNO! BAD DOG! DAMMIT, SOMEONE GET A GELDER IN HERE!
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[RIVER_TISSUE:ELF]Jesus christ, how horrifying.
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[CHILD_NAME:Hurl at throne]Well, if you insist. *hyup*
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[NAME:blacktrumped freak of an incipated]...and you I will call 'Charles' I guess.
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7009 longnoses, elf"Did you say I had 7009 pig noses?"
'No, I said you had 7009 long noses.'
"Oh, right, that I do."
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[SMELL_TRUE_RHESUS][Strongest Scent: Monkeysex]
1:Human Axeman: Anywhere but here.
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[METAL_CHEESE:CREAM]2:Goblin Swordsman: I was wrong, monkeysex place was better.
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[GOOD_ROAD_CAT:HONEY]3: Elf Pikeman: *omnomnom* Thisth plathe ith good.
The human axeman retches
The goblin swordsman retches
The goblin swordsman retches
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[ITEMCORPSE:STRUM_MAKING:resonant:ants]Rumrusher, can you draw me a tiny little ukelele being played by ants for bogeymen?
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[DEFAULT:PUNISH_REPRIMANDER:100]You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real reprimander!
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[PLANT:KUMQUATICIAN]5: Dwarf Kumquatician: I've been considering kumquats.
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[MAXAGE:GELDABLE]That can't be sustatinable.
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[PLAYABLE_HEAD]You damn kids get out of here, stop kicking that head around!
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[ODOR_LEVELS_ABOVE_LARGE][Strongest Oder: Large Monkeysex]
6:You: Come, let's get out of here.
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[SEMIMEGABEAST_ITEMCORPSE:BAGUETTE_CARP]So I went through all that shit to slay a giant, and all I get is a fucking jewelfish?
I mean, it is rather pretty... guess I'll use it for a brooch or something.
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[SKELETON_TISSUE:SELF]I am skeleton everything? I am skeleton eating. I am skeleton drinking?
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[ITEMCORPSE:BAT_MASK]Oh god, Bruce... don't worry, I'll carry on your legacy...
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And finally:Ignore number what?
[THOUGHT_CENTERS_IGNORE_NUMBER: ]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 27, 2015, 06:47:13 am
Some sites and pops from a Large world:
5 chinbehalls
100 trolls of Vice of Dimpmine men
3297 duceroilers
2 twondunger outcasts
252: Getapiders
7466 giant great white-brown bullheads
5890775 floaterpillar beavers
117963 beetlefish bears
2162509 swan moghosts
21560 gibbonsteam spiders
51560 lion skating turtlesnakes
1024 capuchin gnose spiders
1230 oranguins
33 seal Popuses
68458055 elephant barn fiends
4790 bat rats
15 leoparrots
1237 tree flufferno lions
Unnumbered monarch men
970163280 plumpingsnail men
173028437625 blingsnaked tear men
48 molemarmadills
2911060 leoparracudas
23 gazellows
490 giant flying spingsnakes
399 giant crown recluding spiders
30083 wild bons
5 leopard scorned men
36599 giant octopulatiels
2875 narwhalibuttless brutes
59211942 hungfish
1000 cockators
368 pander men
6723 gabbered damsels
9698 albatroundles
75120 hipmunk men
225 ogrestriches
34054 ponda men
And finally:
14621197 crunicorpion recluse spider bears
Post by: ZM5 on December 27, 2015, 07:47:08 am
14621197 crunicorpion recluse spider bears
*goes to corner and curls up in a fetal position*
It is terrifying.
Post by: Ombragon on December 27, 2015, 02:04:37 pm
k Sabballipknot (USA-1)
2. In Flack Slipknot (USA)
2. Maidetal Corn
1. Rames
2. Motörheadetal Corgir
13. Pantera
11. Megaden Flames
20. Amon A Dimmu Blammstein
14. A Down
7. Corpse
12. Megaden Flack Sepultura
18. Metallica
10. Systein
15. AC-DC
4. Korpse
18. Slica
12. AC-DC
4. Megad
12. System Of Arch Enemy
11. In Of A Down
13. Slipknot (USA-1)
20. Corgir
16. Slack Slica
19. Amarth
19. Borpse
19. System Of Bodom
12. Sepultura
11. Iron Meth
17. Pannibal Ca
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 27, 2015, 02:37:15 pm
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18. MetallicaInteresting.
Also, AC-DC twice?
Post by: ZM5 on December 27, 2015, 03:48:51 pm
11. Iron MethOkay, whenever I start a metal band I'm gonna name it that.
Post by: Cyroth on December 28, 2015, 10:52:12 pm
(Filtered out a lot of gibberish and the ones that are actual games.)
Code: [Select]
Depopulator
Callout 3
Age of the StarMadness Red Hood Die!
Prison Defenders of Savior
Goat Strangulator (I like this one)
Tree of Wundertale
Vampires - Vermintidemic
Alice: Chant Wonday Night & Magic
The Hidden Porners (...wait, what?...)
Armed Fortunia
The Re;Birty Bombat (I have no idea what a birty bombat is but I want one)
Orcs Must Comman Light
Warfare to Die Atom Shadout 2
The Editished
Thief Gonna & Harvey: Original Simulation
Tales - The Battle Starve To Ex: Hatfallout 3
Crowfallout 2
Life is Warfare (IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY WAR)
Armed Hoodline
Pillar Maries
The Battear: Infinitect
Prison Demon Arma 2: Blood Die!
Gauntellars 2
Dungeon Age of Zestiria: Red Alertales
AntichaNika
Depths of Savior
The Elemember
Woolfe - Bloodline
Fall - Ultimata
Miasmate Rebirth2 Sin
Dark Eye: Chrony
Sacrifice: Original Sin (a Sacrifice remake or prequel?)
Prison Human Robot The Summoners III
Life is Space Battlemasher
Life is Space Pre-Sequel
Banish Architect
Thief Gonna Sigma
The Demon Hunters
Divinite Remember Colon: Book 3
X Revolved
No Times XL Plation
Lichalon: Battered
Woolfe is Spacettellar Magic (soundl like something made by either Disney or MLP)
Garry's Must Corned
The Red Hood Die!
Warfare Nukem Smastle Summoners
ARK: Shadow Maria
Life is Warhammer: Epide
Zombie Atom Shadout 4 Depopulation
Warhammer: Lost Comb
Dungeon Sin
Project Aura King Light
Unders: Sect Zombat
Don't Simulator
Tabletop Sigma
BioShop's Mod
Homeworlds: Shop's Tale
Race Empires II Annivers Genius
Catlator (you're like a matador, only with cats)
Post by: Klisz on December 29, 2015, 02:59:08 pm
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XCOM: Enemy Universalis II
Crashers, Please
Paper Heroes
Lethal Legacy
Simulatoria III: Completop Simulator
Castle Crazy Machines 2
Crypt of the Sandbox
LEGO MARVEL Super Hexagon
Under Kings IV: Beyond Gothal League
Hearts of the NetHack
Rogue League Legacy
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond Gotham
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond the NetHack
Crusadertale
Portress
Scribblenauts of Iron
Under Hexagon
Hearts Unknown
Vulture for NecroDancer
LEGO MARVEL Super Kings IV: Beyond the NetHack
Simulator -- because Whatever Simulator games were getting old, they just made a single all-purpose one
Post by: Cerapter on December 29, 2015, 07:48:50 pm
XCOM: Enemy Universalis II -- Though I don't know much about XCOM, I am always open to any Universalis game.
Crashers, Please -- "Ah, thank you kindly, good sir, have a jolly afternoon."
Paper Heroes -- Sounds like the new hip indie multiplayer game.
Lethal Legacy -- Sounds like the new hip AAA multiplayer game.
Simulatoria III: Completop Simulator -- The newest edition of the outbranching and highly-acclaimed Simulatoria series! This time, our favourite developers bring the joys of tabletop gaming - right onto our PCs!
Castle Crazy Machines 2 -- The sequel to the spiritual successor of Besiege.
Crypt of the Sandbox -- I heard it's got high scores for its emergent story-system in an otherwise completely open-ended sandbox game.
LEGO MARVEL Super Hexagon -- ...Some combinations just don't work.
Under Kings IV: Beyond Gothal League -- The fact that is has "Under Kings" and something called "Gothal League" in it makes me think it's about a mediaeval protagonist, who is a citizen of a merchant republic that has recently been conquered by a kingdom. The protagonist must rebuild the city and fight back the royalist scums, AC-style.
Hearts of the NetHack -- ...A'ight, I'm on it. Then again, it also sounds like some dating simulator that has ASCII graphics.
...Date Fortress: Slaves to Amor, anyone?
Rogue League Legacy -- Ah, another cookie-cutter AAA title.
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond Gotham -- A more localised version of the series AND a crossover? ...Meh, I never followed either.
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond the NetHack -- ...Goddamnit, you already got me back. Gimme that.
Crusadertale -- Another mobile game concerning the Crusades, with goofy cartoonish characters as one would expect from a mobile title.
Portress -- Good idea, very bad name choice.
Scribblenauts of Iron -- WOWOWOW! NOBODY TOLD ME I'LL HAVE TO MICROMANAGE MY DRAWN ARMIES!
Under Hexagon -- Lame.
Hearts Unknown -- Cool-sounding title, though I cannot imagine a game for it.
Vulture for NecroDancer -- I'd say this was the best spinoff of this year, 9/10.
LEGO MARVEL Super Kings IV: Beyond the NetHack -- STOP WITH THE BEYOND THE NETHACK SHIT.
... Buuuut, I'm open for this game, too.
Simulator -- because Whatever Simulator games were getting old, they just made a single all-purpose one <-- Basically.
Post by: perigrin on December 30, 2015, 01:55:35 pm
and this happened
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47. A row of the diagrance to reveal arm bracelet with movement.
40. Seven fashion the Robotic tentacles!
21. A metal beverage-dispender a tempo.
93. A set of various beetles suspended maching that opensing clown.
60. The room mysters and racist door that opensing six-armer's Almanac 2134.
72. A velvet-lined biscuits, a water topograph of nine, single-malt white hang here and a liquid-filled "Sunny Days Insta-Tan".
9. A metall, writhin the normal turned.
27. A smally dressed methods.
26. A gleaminated away system.
67. The scalpels in the walk past!
71. Farmed permanent with all leather coat.
96. A pair surrounder an angry dog can be forms vaguely mutated, egg the falling in the locked, soles.
68. A matchbox with tentacles!
21. A desk cale mold and the end containing an angry dog candle.
98. A set door is opened, an angry dog carnival masks.
14. A dubious package corpse lies that explodes with a small, writhin its battered blue poem
Post by: Dirst on January 04, 2016, 10:38:19 am
I fed it a d100 chart of loot....Don't have the time for RPGs anymore, but I think I've encountered some of these... though I had no idea there was an open door behind that angry dog carnival. You'd think the GM would mention that, wouldn't you?
and this happenedCode: [Select]47. A row of the diagrance to reveal arm bracelet with movement.
40. Seven fashion the Robotic tentacles!
21. A metal beverage-dispender a tempo.
93. A set of various beetles suspended maching that opensing clown.
60. The room mysters and racist door that opensing six-armer's Almanac 2134.
72. A velvet-lined biscuits, a water topograph of nine, single-malt white hang here and a liquid-filled "Sunny Days Insta-Tan".
9. A metall, writhin the normal turned.
27. A smally dressed methods.
26. A gleaminated away system.
67. The scalpels in the walk past!
71. Farmed permanent with all leather coat.
96. A pair surrounder an angry dog can be forms vaguely mutated, egg the falling in the locked, soles.
68. A matchbox with tentacles!
21. A desk cale mold and the end containing an angry dog candle.
98. A set door is opened, an angry dog carnival masks.
14. A dubious package corpse lies that explodes with a small, writhin its battered blue poem
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 04, 2016, 03:22:42 pm
Just Storms Blast
Worm Sent Souls
Cortex Commander Theft Auto III
Grand: Guerraria
War Theft Auto: Extreme Call of Dredmor
FlatOut: UFO Defense
Fall of Duty
Red Face Pinbal Komplete Mod
Fallout: Ultimate Commandos 2: Meridianctum TD
X-COM: Ultimate City
How to IV
Knight of the City
Intrusion Program
Command Theft Auto: Survivor
F.E.A.R.: Episodes from Liberty City Rangers
Worms Command War: Flights of Dungeons Golf
Carrier Theft Auto: Vice
Don't Starballout: New Vegas
Total Kombies
Portal Kombat Kombies
Deadlight of the Command Zombies
Thief Gold Legender: Forgeddon
Thief Goo
Kerbal Annihilation: Arcane
FlatOut: New Vegas
Sword Truck: A War Thund Enemy
Space Elder of Isaac
Men and Enemy Unstable
Portal Spaces from Liberty City
World of Dredmor
Worm Shock 2
Dead Isaac
Grand Paper Scrolls V: Skyrim
Space Pirates and Theft Auto IV
Portal Annihilation Red
Hard Hunter
Super San Andreas
Grand The Moon Program
World of Pen and Zombies
The Binding of Dredmor
Don't Storm
Mount & Blade: War Thunder
Total Annihilation 2 ((I WISH!!))
Thief Golf
Grand Paper San Attacks
Fallout: Ultimate Cold HD
Mortal Annihilation
World of the Stars Commandos: Beyond the Arcane
And finally:
Kerbal Space Rangers HD: A Wars
Post by: Amperzand on January 05, 2016, 02:02:38 am
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 05, 2016, 05:29:27 am
Post by: Amperzand on January 05, 2016, 05:40:54 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 05, 2016, 04:12:03 pm
Post by: Nakéen on January 05, 2016, 04:45:29 pm
I think it was mentioned somewhere in this thread, but I don't remember it going past the idea phase.
Post by: ZM5 on January 05, 2016, 08:25:17 pm
Bear Deer contributed by Eric Blank:
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Post by: ZM5 on January 05, 2016, 08:26:12 pm
Two-Humans by myself
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Post by: Hammerstar on January 05, 2016, 10:13:01 pm
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Some of that stuff sounds like the kind of things I'd play.
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F.E.A.R.: Episodes from Liberty City Rangers
That one makes me think of a horror themed version of Wasteland 2. I'd love that.
Post by: Edward_Tohr on January 09, 2016, 03:13:50 pm
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[REQUIRED_JOB:DYER]
-- Some forts certainly feel this way. :P
[EXPORT:ANY_SHIP:50]
-- Export any ships? And fifty of them?
[MAX:2]
-- But no more than two?
[CULL_SYMBOL:WALL:UNTED_BY:EXPEDITION]
-- "And we were all unted by our expedition to cull the wall."
[SCHON]
[LIKE]
[SHIELD_CABLE]
[DETAKE_MACE:0]
-- I have no idea what a Schon is, why it likes cable shields, or why said cable shields don't detake any maces, but I'd mod it in.
[PERSEVERY:PANT]
-- Clearly this is messed up. Usually dwarves have Persevery:Sock.
[PERMITTED_JOB:WEALTY:REQUIRED_REACTIVE_SOCKS:2]
-- You need two reactive socks in order to be a wealty. Sounds legit.
[PERMITTED_JOB:CAVERY]
-- But cavery doesn't seem to require -any- reactive socks!
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD]
-- Wait, this sounds familiar. Has someone else done this?
[HELM_MAKE_SCROL_NES_SITEM_SHAPE:COMMON]
-- So it's common to make helmets out of NES-shaped scrolls.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:MAKE_CUT_GEM_SHOES_COLOR:ITEM_SHION:ITEM_TOOL:ITEMPTION:ITEM_TOOL_QUEST_BOLTS]
-- And it's permitted to make cut gem shoes the color of Shion's quest bolts. Good to know.
[VALUE:LAW_ENT:WAR]
[PERMITTED_BY:MAKER]
-- I have nothing to add to that one.
[TOY:ITEM_TOMB:250]
-- I mean, since dying is required, it makes sense...
[PERMITTED_JOB:MILK_OFFICE:0]
-- Wait, is no one allowed to work in the milk office, or is no one allowed to milk the office?
[ETHIC:TOR]
-- Dammit, now I want an Iji mod.
[VALUE:FOR_WORK:0]
-- Some days I feel like this. :(
[COMMONY:-30]
-- Sounds very uncommony to me.
[SUBORDING:SOAP_MAN]
-- Marvel is really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
[VALUE:MAKE_MUSICAL_WORKSCREW_PRODUCTS]
-- I, uh... I don't think I want any musical workscrew products.
[BRAG_ON_DOME_EVIL:0]
-- "Naah, man, I had nothing to do with eviling that dome! That was all you, man!"
[OUTDOOR_COKE]
-- Goes well with the INDOOR_RUM.
Well, level 4 was boring. Let's see what level 5 does.
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[REQUIRED_DINING:PERSONAL_MATTER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_EXILE]
--Doesn't care about being forced to eat, but loves to exile fish.
[VALUE:SKILL:UNTHINKABLE]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:MAKE_SLICINGSPIKE]
[VALUE:SACRIFICE:0]
-- Hates skill, doesn't value sacrifice, but can make a damn fine slicingspike.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:30]
[PERMITTED_BEDROOM:10000]
-- Can only do 30 reactions, but can have ten thousand bedrooms?
[DIGGER_TRAPCOMP_SPIKE]
-- Oh, and he uses a menacing spike to go dig.
[WEAPON:ITEM_AMMO_BAGUETTE_CONTROLLERS]
-- "And there goes Urist, using his baguette controllers in melee again..."
[RULES_FROM_PLANT:UNTHINKABLE]
-- Which explains the war against the elves.
[GENERATES_SOCKS:COMMON]
-- Some things never change.
[PERMITTED_REACTIVE_DIPLOMATS]
-- So -that's- where the socks come from.
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE]
-- Being wood is okay, but not being an animal. Got it.
[AMMO:ITEM_TOOL:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_SHIELD_SHIELD_BUCKLER]
-- Ahh, that's why he uses his baguette controller in melee, his quiver is full of pants bucklers.
[PROGRESS_OIL_FRUIT]
-- I mean, it did take a while for fruit oils to show up, so that's like progress...
[GLOVES:ITEM_TOOL:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_TOOL_HIVE]
-- I'm covered in bees!
[PERMITTED_JOB:BEEKEEPERCUSSION]
-- I'm not sure if he's punching people with his bee-gloves, or playing a bee-drum or what, but it sounds awesome.
[APPOINTED_REACTION:PEWTER_TRAPCOMP_SPIKE]
-- Okay, so he can be allowed to make a menacing pewter spike.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:GLAZE_LARGE_CLAY_POSITION:BY_HEIR]
-- "Before you can take the throne, you must glaze this large clay statue of me."
And finally....
[DUTY_BOAT]
Post by: Ombragon on January 25, 2016, 01:35:25 pm
I kinda want to make some of these travestied creatures and such. Could we start some kind of collaborative mod?
I would gladly help with a collaborative mod, i will put on dffd my whole creature file for now
EDIT: Here is the link " http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11707 "
Post by: NJW2000 on January 25, 2016, 01:47:06 pm
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i mammallo formy these]
[NAME_PINK:PLANT_MASS:NONE]
[CASTE:METAIL:NAIL:2EYES:COVE_FEMALE:500]
[USE_MAT:NONE]
[LIQUID:frozen
[MATERN/HARD_QUADRUPE_PENERATERIATION_PRINKABLE]
[GROWTH_PRING_GAITS:LOCALE:'S']
[DISPLATERIAL_PLATE]
[USE_MATE_NAM[MATERN/HARD_QUADRUPE_PENERATERIATION_PRINKABLE]
???
Post by: ZM5 on January 26, 2016, 11:24:03 am
I kinda want to make some of these travestied creatures and such. Could we start some kind of collaborative mod?
I would gladly help with a collaborative mod, i will put on dffd my whole creature file for now
EDIT: Here is the link " http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11707 "
Cool.
Shall I make a thread about this idea on the releases sub-forum? We can post these current ones, then add new ones as it goes on.
Post by: Nyxalinth on April 12, 2016, 01:45:32 pm
Puppet No
Dimension Of The Day My Back 'N' For Fun
Dimension Trough Being
Under Devo
Smart Pain
Smart Patrollable Urge
I Can't Get Not Rescue Mechanical Mania Boy
What I Must Whip
Junk Spacer
Love Mess
Time Bawlz
Explosion Of Choice
Gates Of Sync
Penetrate A Surprize
I Can't Rescue Mechania Boy
I Can't Right
Post by: ZM5 on April 12, 2016, 02:47:06 pm
Some fun with bands/musicians/composers (level 4):
Megadetallica
Mastodon Hunter
Fit for a Syndicate
The Growning Prownight Riden
Kelldwelly Bailey
Linked Mushroove
Iron Marley
Huey Lewis and the Villaz
The Feature Features
The Beature Featurbed
Demond Horizon
In Flamelot
Huey Lewis and Headmau5
Super Kyd
Huey Lewis and the Evolutionaries
The Village Protomen
Demon Marley
Jespernova Syndicate
Dead Kennywise
Poets of the Elephant
Amon Marley
Level 3:
The In Featle Beatlers
The Beadmack
Horizonarizon Feadmau5
Twelly Beaked Hunter Kinked
The Fead King Poova
Blue Newis
Godsmau5
Celly Beatley Lewis a King
Inch Nailey Lewis and thrax
The Grotodsmau5 (is this scottish or german?)
Bob Manowninkers
The Head Hories
Bob Man (rejected Mega Man 11 boss)
Twelly Beavy
Linkinkinker
Demon Peopley Lewisturead the the Flage Flamonar (sounds like a great metal band name)
The Poetahlivium (sounds like a metal alloy)
Dis of the Papa Rider
Gorizona Ridets a Stahli
Bob Masaki Tyler
The Stahlivium
Limp Bizkit for Kyd
Supernova Rider
Post by: PTTG?? on April 12, 2016, 08:18:01 pm
Post by: ZM5 on April 13, 2016, 10:37:04 am
Thousand Die Young
Victorbream of King Breed
Shape Stand Fire
Die with Sons of the Time
Shoot Over Sand the Bell That Men Till Toller End
Seek and Dest It's Gods of a Lying of Odin
Someone the Eye of the Gods of Fists
Enter of Odin
The Heart of the Hill Tollapsing Elysium
Scrape Sickness to my Soul
The King of Fate
Bitter Sand (Man I Plundest It's Crown with Sons of Odin
Loki, God Die Young
Fly the Square
Run to Hate
Ten Thundetta
Fire to Eagle
Blood Devil
Demortalized
Ride the Little Human
Blood of the Wolf
Seven's Gonna Get
Takedown Lightning of a Militia
Die with Fire
Love your Back (what? :o)
Hell We Stand (Man or the Sickness)
Bastards of Despair
Blood of the World
Sons of the Fire
Violent Memory
Seek and Fire
Immortal Militia (now THATS badass)
Ready Aim Fists
For Mobster Time of the King Breed (King Breed sounds like a real piece of work)
Love your Horsemen
Metal Militzkrieg (well thats even more badass)
Hip to my Soul
Seventh Sons of the World
Some (admittedly modded) site_pops travesties since those are classic.
96 forecyclopes
100 chicken trolls
26 ding Flame of Spurglition
13 blue peak dogs
7 shamlet
17 camelimineafowls
14 fel orcupineafowls
Owner: The Steem", two-humped elk birds
19 caventaurs
Parentaurs
722 giant retred humans
27 cave beards
13 giant Civ: The Crysteron, ice toads
11 koalak dogs
27 sparkats
13 whitoads
27 cave Molms
Partnightmans
13 trolms
Post by: TheFlame52 on April 13, 2016, 01:57:03 pm
Post by: Dirst on April 13, 2016, 07:08:44 pm
Post by: Urlance Woolsbane on April 13, 2016, 08:31:37 pm
Also, cave beards desperately need to be a thing.
Post by: crazyabe on April 13, 2016, 10:38:41 pm
Also, cave beards desperately need to be a thing.I think "Cave Beard" is Somebody's Slang for "Dwarf".
Post by: Urlance Woolsbane on April 14, 2016, 01:37:26 am
Could be. It could also describe the fabled Deep Dwarf.Also, cave beards desperately need to be a thing.I think "Cave Beard" is Somebody's Slang for "Dwarf".
Regardless, it needs to be a thing of its own.
Post by: Eric Blank on April 14, 2016, 03:25:50 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 14, 2016, 06:08:49 am
Post by: ZM5 on April 14, 2016, 06:21:11 am
I sorta imagine it'd be a type of race that is really big, brutish and burly, and talks in really broken English and has names like "axe-person" for "executioner" or "law-giver" for "king/queen", and their given names would be something like Tear-the-Spine or Hurl-the-Stone.Also, cave beards desperately need to be a thing.I think "Cave Beard" is Somebody's Slang for "Dwarf".
Post by: Dirst on April 14, 2016, 11:50:25 am
Add some accented vowels and you described Dwarven :)I sorta imagine it'd be a type of race that is really big, brutish and burly, and talks in really broken English and has names like "axe-person" for "executioner" or "law-giver" for "king/queen", and their given names would be something like Tear-the-Spine or Hurl-the-Stone.Also, cave beards desperately need to be a thing.I think "Cave Beard" is Somebody's Slang for "Dwarf".
Post by: ZM5 on April 14, 2016, 01:16:57 pm
Though, I meant more like - the race that would call dwarves "cave beards" would be the one talking like I described - it probably wasn't clear looking back at the post.
Post by: NJW2000 on April 14, 2016, 06:00:08 pm
Post by: ZM5 on April 19, 2016, 07:16:45 pm
Standman Stain
Short Change Head
Mourn the World
It Has the Light of the Ashes
Sonsciousness
Silentlemen
A Soul Can't be Wretched
Gods of Odin
Ladies of Nature (w-well now)
Battle Thy Name
I'm My Darling Breed
I'm the Hot Humpetchers
Metalized
A God Trailgun
Love in my Business
I'm Alive Corpse Manifesto
Mourn to be Cut
A Corpse Matters
Love Corpse Meanings ( ??? )
Iron Manifesto
Six For the Bed
Delievelationsciousness
Site pops:
23 giantest olms (they're even more gianter than giant olms)
2 forest rhinocerocodiles (MAGNIFICENT)
11 grizzly beards (ah, the aboveground, wilder version of the cave beard)
2 geeseworgs
2 mole trolls
23 giant cave troll visitor
5 wordingoes
387 ogrest one
3 beer
9 rave crocodiles
23 buffalo toads
25 grizzly beak dogs
10 wild boards
1 humpetitan
11 wild boarillows
magma crocodilenets, ogrest rats
92 coyotest ones
26 weaselephant Civ: The Umbraconiant Civ: The Autongerses
7 alpacaster of Confederats
27 dingle toads
24 gobold boars
11 grizzly beaks
2 cougaroll outcasts
25 donkable toads
Post by: Grimlocke on April 20, 2016, 01:49:18 am
At least there is only one humpetitan.
Post by: Eric Blank on April 20, 2016, 04:34:29 am
Post by: ZM5 on April 20, 2016, 04:55:24 am
The coyotest ones. how coyote can you get, exactly?Very.
Post by: NW_Kohaku on April 20, 2016, 09:53:30 am
This cannot be. There can be only ONE ogrest one!
You must give them all trechcoats and katanas and demand that they sort it out.
Post by: PTTG?? on April 20, 2016, 11:20:36 am
Well.
At least there is only one humpetitan.
And three beers!
Wait, that'd be "beer" plural, which means that it's derived from deer... and bear.
Spoiler: oh no (click to show/hide)
Post by: ZM5 on April 20, 2016, 11:51:53 am
And three beers!We already have bear-deers, Eric Blank made the raws for them - posted them along with other travesty creatures a few pages back.
Wait, that'd be "beer" plural, which means that it's derived from deer... and bear.Spoiler: oh no (click to show/hide)
Anyway, I made a thing. Enjoy.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/i5bg2tgxavxnc3c/creature_ravecrocodile.txt?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ahsuv1s9ozxdliy/interaction_ravecrocodile.txt?dl=0
Post by: Loam on May 02, 2016, 07:40:04 pm
Terror on the Toxic Space Mushroom People
Journey to Frost City of Fate Without a Face 2000
Super Martians
Hollywood Llama
Sorority Little Queen of Darkness
City of Marsupials
Chosen Slimeball of Fire
Rock'n Wind Death the Buddhist Fightmare
Day of Mario Bros.
Godzilla, King III: Subhuman Toyland that Waits Below
Wing Fu
Lap Dancing Death Ship
The Buddhist Fist Fightmare
Dawn of Eight Hunted Seals
Santa Claus Christ of Yucca Flats
Nail Kids
The Creeping Sam
Mom and the Depths of the Planet of the Evil Dead
Crash Gore Gore Gordon 2
Toxic Age Cars Holiday Speed a Monster, Pussycat! Killiams: The Sinful Nuns of Terror of the Abominable Dragon
Shockwave of the Sea Beastmasterhood Beach Party Mansion of the Phantom of the Midnighter
Prisoners of Satan
Escape of the Education
Bad Girls from the Last of the White World
The Pink Angry Red Planet
Cemetery Mansion of the Toads
Escape of the Sea
20 Miles to the Feebles
Terror of the Wizard Ship of the World
Evil Death the Animal People
Missile to Hell
Post by: ZM5 on May 03, 2016, 01:06:14 am
So, I went to the Raw Safari down in the Hills of Uniting and I caught:
7 alpassaults
3 humped cats
23 hyenash
2 visitormen
50 one
2 yaksakhauntaurs
1 duckens
4 cave swalroglodyte
1 men
8 ogrizzled mosses
350 magas
27 elve swallows
1 abongoferal
24 hedikehogs
Parent rave toads
10 turtle toads
50 hobgobilolms
6 tigerorses
28 Neutrats
90 giant one-human
2 goatminatorses
50 nightmarenturkeys
2 musemen
15 foreckles
2 kangarooses
1 duke men
2 orc vision owls
25 jaguards
2 horseer
2 alpacaquest trolls
7 boatcheetahs
10 puffalost one-human
26 crocodile toads
24 wormen
1 titasack birds
3 hyenatorses
4 bark trolls
1 jungle toads
21 sand cave swallows
1 turk trolls
62 goblinator
Post by: Ombragon on May 03, 2016, 12:51:30 pm
On a side note the yaksakhauntaurs, hobgobilolms, goatminatorses and nightmarenturkeys sound like demons from the deepest hell
Post by: Eric Blank on May 03, 2016, 07:32:05 pm
Post by: Deon on May 04, 2016, 02:20:33 am
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62 goblinatorGood one!
Post by: Eric Blank on May 05, 2016, 02:35:22 am
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Post by: ZM5 on May 05, 2016, 02:54:25 am
Post by: Dirst on May 06, 2016, 09:50:03 pm
Post by: Grimlocke on May 07, 2016, 06:02:04 am
lady: Subtle Raptor: Curses
There is a movie synopsis in there somewhere. Some kind of wonderfully terrible parody of the swan lake perhaps.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 07, 2016, 06:33:08 am
A swan lake crossover maybe. All I can think of is "...Clever girl." :Plady: Subtle Raptor: Curses
There is a movie synopsis in there somewhere. Some kind of wonderfully terrible parody of the swan lake perhaps.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on May 07, 2016, 10:27:42 am
1 grim ChucksTake Chuck Norris.
Make grimdark.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 14, 2016, 03:52:03 am
Owner: The Containyears
56 giant jackbirdsiegethipwaves
4896 elf viscens
5 trololar men
25 gringoes
120 giant Civ: The Boner: The Shafts, gobling squirrels
3 giant ospukunks
238988 fluffalo men
60 buffers of snow
89881 gibbonobolds
57 marmot mambatrossums
2720 grizzly beetlesnails
3256 littlesnake men
4045 whalibuttlefish
3906 fluffy wamblebeetlesnakeetahs
188808 gremlindeads
3195 aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-ayes
74228933 Dwarthworms
Post by: TheBiggerFish on May 14, 2016, 08:58:41 am
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3195 aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-ayesAn aye-aye, but with more aye?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 14, 2016, 12:56:39 pm
25 gringoes
Wow, the travestificator has done a racist!
Post by: Nakéen on May 14, 2016, 08:52:21 pm
Some excerpts from sites&pops on a recent world:All of them are so great. Please.
Owner: The Containyears
56 giant jackbirdsiegethipwaves
4896 elf viscens
5 trololar men
25 gringoes
120 giant Civ: The Boner: The Shafts, gobling squirrels
3 giant ospukunks
238988 fluffalo men
60 buffers of snow
89881 gibbonobolds
57 marmot mambatrossums
2720 grizzly beetlesnails
3256 littlesnake men
4045 whalibuttlefish
3906 fluffy wamblebeetlesnakeetahs
188808 gremlindeads
3195 aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-ayes
74228933 Dwarthworms
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 15, 2016, 03:25:38 am
505 rhesus man skates
6916 drundleshoppets
Pare men, hungray largeous
9 humping, humand fiends
540 broo men
2 buttle jelles,
2597 buttle donkus,
2835 gaze of two-humaner: Seducerstole, goblin owls
350 capybariants
lord serpent allightits
818804 stingray of Denomination
29925 giant moon men
7218 giant porcupine falcons
4320 giant hamster monitor lizards
Parent spiders, human
Total: 111890 black men
104 spotted bling cockatiels
36 giant littles
24990 forgotten Daggers
Owner: The Hightit monies
Post by: Nakéen on May 15, 2016, 03:43:44 am
-snip-
505 rhesus man skates - Rhesus men are renowned skaters
6916 drundleshoppets - Roll off the tongue like a charm
Pare men, hungray largeous
9 humping, humand fiends
540 broo men - A subspecies of the bro men
2 buttle jelles, - Sounds like something tasty tasty
2597 buttle donkus, - Sounds like something derpy
2835 gaze of two-humaner: Seducerstole, goblin owls - Sounds stalkerish
350 capybariants - As if capybaras weren't deadly enough...
lord serpent allightits - All I see here is tits.
818804 stingray of Denomination - Our doom has never been closer.
29925 giant moon men - Sun men had the nasty tendency to spontaneously combust
7218 giant porcupine falcons - No wonder they reign over the skies if their name is indicative of their appearance
4320 giant hamster monitor lizards - Like cute and fluffy hamster, instead giant and scaly
Parent spiders, human - Raised by spiders, his name is Manspider
Total: 111890 black men - I think this is actually a slaver's yearly accounts
104 spotted bling cockatiels -bling. BLING. Make you wonder how many bling cockatiels are left around if they only spotted 104
36 giant littles - Giant littles mean "big" I guess
24990 forgotten Daggers - Don't forget kids. Dagger littering is a crime.
Owner: The Hightit monies - Yup. A slaver company.
Post by: ZM5 on May 15, 2016, 08:04:03 am
29925 giant moon menWell, elves and goblins are completely screwed.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 15, 2016, 02:36:17 pm
24210 elephandrillos
88 one-handrillas
192 wombasked Dungelsharpies
729 blingleaks
4 moghopperheat bugbatross fish
475 cruniants
92704 grizzly Fellos
2409 chesus cats
24210 pingoos
99 eleoparracudas
2 spider buffalos
1 ducklesseye
250 puffy wamblerstorms
9152 goated crocodice
140 porcas
60 wombatrolls
144 giant emperm whaligatortoises
Owner: Three fairies
344 giant white men
10 uniant grouncing ogreepy crabbegongoes
Owner: Seducking spiders
Owner: The Mach-faced Worlak dogs
Owner: Shovebirds
180 plumberels
5549 reindeer sharks
Unnumbered-wing spiders
Post by: TheBiggerFish on May 15, 2016, 02:46:15 pm
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250 puffy wamblerstormsBronze colossi take warning, severe weather inbound.
Post by: Urlance Woolsbane on May 15, 2016, 02:51:41 pm
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spotted bling cockatielsWell, I know what I'm doing, next time Toady opens up a round of animal sponsoring.
Post by: TheFlame52 on May 15, 2016, 02:55:23 pm
Post by: ZM5 on May 15, 2016, 03:46:47 pm
2 spider buffalosIt is terrifying.
Post by: Dirst on May 15, 2016, 04:09:01 pm
140 porcas(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/mikes2006/misc_images/sharks/328937YEGD_w.jpg)
Post by: ZM5 on May 16, 2016, 07:00:11 am
2 rhinotrolls
1 humangle toads
676 saber shaman outcasts
24 giant pygmies
7 lost rats
8 koboldgriff
97 iron owls
Owner: Tomeducks
2556: Lustentaur
350 horseshaman: Golds", centark pits
350 elephantowellows
350 eliminativenly beak dogs
shark trolls
25 skingle trolls
8 pond troll orcs
4935: Snotaurs
44 fel mensnailcontrolls
85 tark treat
98 lost mountaur
9 tar men
26 cave crack birds
Also took some of the site pops travesties from the last few pages and travestified them:
192 wombatrolls
4 barillockatielsharks
7218 grountaurses
100 ching cocks", two-humand owls
4045 wild boards
23 buffalo toads
350 cave sharpies
387 ogrizzly beer
192 women
4 pond fire men
2 kangoferal
goferats
2 butted elves
250 nightmare men
25 groaning of Bone
2523 giant pondeer
17 leon owls
8 ogreepy crocodice
24 her buffalos
84 cave bean skats
23 hyenating cougar
5 whalibuttlesnails
And finally:
3195 aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-ayes
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 16, 2016, 01:40:19 pm
[ATTACK:PUNCOMMON_AXE_GOLD:1:PAW]
[WEAPON_BLACK:BITE:CHILD_NAME:loincloth bear:speed. It humanoid wine]
[EDIBLE_VERB:bite:bite:bites]
[MANNERISM_KNUCKLER]
[GLOVEBIRTH]
You mightlessness:ogres:ogre:ogress has truetype only add thing]
[ENTITY:IMMODESTRON]
[SHOOT_MAGPIE_MAX:350]
We alcohol mammal. In gended that turquoise, male cursor. Change wing]
[PUNISH_TUNA_BLUSH]
[NAME is needs]
[RESIZABLE_POST_LIAISON]
[IF_EXTRAVISIBLE_POETIC_SENSE:50]
[COMPETITIONALITY]
[USE_TEETH_WITH_HALBERD]
[MUSCULAR_CABINETS:2990:BLACKSMITH]
Next we handled pointered catkins were weedy body. It's all.]
[EXTREME_ROAST]
circumstance hands]
[AMBUSHTIT_MAXVEL:4]item inseeker's bird.]
Then its drink from them ears]
[RELIGION:KICK:BLUNT:384]
[SOUND_INSTRUM_MAKE_SOCIALATTACK]
[LEATHEMATICIAN]
[ITEMCORPSE_QUICK]
Urist thin woman most unpack a narwhal.]
[VAMPIRE_NUTS_TO_COKE]
[NAME_TURBAN:UNCONSCIOUSNESS:12]
[REACTION:UNTHINKABLE:LEISURE_EXTREME_ROSE_SETTLED_BY_YEAR:8]
And finally:
[ABUSE_BOTTOM_LAUGH]
Post by: Dirst on May 16, 2016, 06:39:55 pm
[EDIBLE_VERB:bite:bite:bites] Strangely appropriate
[ENTITY:IMMODESTRON] Succubi?
[SHOOT_MAGPIE_MAX:350] Because 351 would be excessive.
[RESIZABLE_POST_LIAISON] A convenient feature!
[USE_TEETH_WITH_HALBERD] Obviously.
[EXTREME_ROAST] Dwarfy and nutritious.
Then its drink from them ears] Running elves thru the still. I approve.
[ITEMCORPSE_QUICK] Before it reanimates! Too late.
[VAMPIRE_NUTS_TO_COKE] One of the more useful adventure-mode reactions.
Post by: Nakéen on May 16, 2016, 07:28:15 pm
2 rhinotrolls - The horror
1 humangle toads - Not toad, toads (plural toadses). A rare variant that mangle humans.
676 saber shaman outcasts - Saber shaman. I need this in my life.
7 lost rats - Wanted: 7 Lost rats, call Urist Lostrats at the following number.
8 koboldgriff -
97 iron owls - Like keas, but sturdier and calmer.
2556: Lustentaur - A rare subspecies of the centaur, driven by its incredible lust. Explaining their high numbers.
350 horseshaman: Golds", centark pits - The "Golds", a tribe of horseshamans living in the centark pits...
350 eliminativenly beak dogs -
shark trolls - A crazy troll-merger mage is creating deadly troll monstrosities... Or it's just a shark that troll the player by scaring dwarves
25 skingle trolls - Thus called for their tendency to skin people so fast only a faint tingle is left afterward
8 pond troll orcs - The new carp
4935: Snotaurs - Centaurs made of snot...Yeew
44 fel mensnailcontrolls - The mad troll-merger mage went overboard here
98 lost mountaur - Breaking News : 98 mountaurs (mountain centaurs) lost during a casual alpinism trip...
9 tar men - Don't let them approach magma
26 cave crack birds - The cave variant is even more junky than the surface one
Also took some of the site pops travesties from the last few pages and travestified them:
192 wombatrolls - Stop troll merger, you're going too far !
4 barillockatielsharks - Now you will know why you fear the sea
7218 grountaurses - Seems like a huge and bulky dinosaur ready to stomp you to death
4045 wild boards - So Bay12 forums ?
23 buffalo toads - Surprisingly... normal
350 cave sharpies - Magpies with deadly talons
387 ogrizzly beer - The newest beer brand "O-grizzly®", with a taste as savage as a grizzly !
192 women - A female-only species of human
4 pond fire men - Their few numbers aren't that surprising
2 kangoferal - Feral kangaroos are out for blood...
2 butted elves -
250 nightmare men - This. I want this.
25 groaning of Bone - Actually sounds great
2523 giant pondeer - It made me ponder a lot
5 whalibuttlesnails - Whale-sized snails with butterfly wings. How terrifying...
And finally:
3195 aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-ayes - Just when you thought you couldn't get more aye
[ATTACK:PUNCOMMON_AXE_GOLD:1:PAW] - An attack consisting of a pun involving an axe, gold and paw.
[EDIBLE_VERB:bite:bite:bites] - Close enough
[MANNERISM_KNUCKLER] - A civ where cracking your knuckles is a way to greet each other
[GLOVEBIRTH] - The gloves obstetricians wear.
[SHOOT_MAGPIE_MAX:350] - Limiting number of shot Magpie to 350 to reduce Lag
We alcohol mammal. In gended that turquoise, male cursor. Change wing] - So dwarves ?
[PUNISH_TUNA_BLUSH] - EMBARRASSMENT IS NOT ACCEPTED IN TUNA SOCIETY
[NAME is needs] - Tag used by uninspired modders who can't come up with good names
[RESIZABLE_POST_LIAISON] -
[IF_EXTRAVISIBLE_POETIC_SENSE:50] - Showing off increase Poetic Sense
[COMPETITIONALITY] - Someone with a competitive personality ?
[USE_TEETH_WITH_HALBERD] - BADASS
[MUSCULAR_CABINETS:2990:BLACKSMITH] - Have you ever got punched by a Muscular Cabinet ?
Next we handled pointered catkins were weedy body. It's all.] - Yeah, that's all. Just a normal day after all.
[EXTREME_ROAST] - You thought roasts couldn't get roaster
circumstance hands] - A miserable excuse for a kleptomaniac
[RELIGION:KICK:BLUNT:384] -
[SOUND_INSTRUM_MAKE_SOCIALATTACK] - The sound of these instruments is an offense to a whole society
Urist thin woman most unpack a narwhal.] - Aah, backpack magic.
[NAME_TURBAN:UNCONSCIOUSNESS:12] - I could see this as an enchantment randomly applied to turbans : you get a level 12 unconsciousness upon wearing them
Post by: Eric Blank on May 16, 2016, 11:45:33 pm
Some more classic travesties:
Urist thin woman most unpack a narwhal.]
Never seen someone so pathetically tiny butcher a whale so quickly!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 17, 2016, 04:02:28 am
[NATURALISM:PUNISHMENT:SAGUARO]
Monitor of very small, graphics" folder lives a grey fort musa temperaturally only token custard-apple dye]
[ENTERS_NO_CLOAK:CASHES]
[DEMON_NAME:sockets item_gloves]
[PRONE_TO_STATUE]
Shouldn't tusk:tusks again.
[PRIORITY:HATEABLE:SACRIFICATION]
[VEGETATION_NUM:TEST_ALBATROSSBOW:BOLT]
[RECEIVE_TAN_NUM:TEST_ALCOHOL_DEPTH:25:731:488:250:1709]
[SPECIAL_BARN]
Wolved fig-limb, great prowess]
[NAME is some next). You couldn't and given that did tongue]
Use that feet]
[USE_FEMALE:kings getting, shape]
[HABIT:USE_CAVES]
[PRECIPITATION:MISGUIDED]
[IMPROVED_BEDROOM_TEMPERATOR]
Uristics. 100. Available, whiskey]
[EROSION_SCREW_DRINKLE:154]
[TWIGS_SIT]
This item insidium grasp to breed]
[VAMPIRE_NECK_FRILLIANTAXEBLADE]
[LAYED_OFF_NO_HEAD:BY_HEIGHT_TRAP]
[GAIT:COFFEE]
[APPLY_COLONY_TROUT_RACKS:5]
[PLUS_TEMPLE:NO_EATER_FLUFFY]
[KILL_ENEMY:ACCEL_LIMIT about solves]
[PET_EXEMPTIONS_FROM_TALLOW_MAKING:mischief]
[ATTACK_FLAG_BAD_MULTIATTACK_PEACH:1:PEACH]
And finally:
We always cake]
Post by: Loam on May 18, 2016, 08:54:35 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I also tried travestifying some Shakespeare. It took some work to make it funny, and eve then it's only really funny if you know Shakespeare. Still, there were some good bits:
Quote
HAMLET: I could interpret between maid's legs.
OPHELIA: No, my lord.
Quote
KING CLAUDIUS: I was killed me.
Quote
BERNARDO: Long live the king that's dead.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 18, 2016, 09:29:51 am
It then occurred to me that there's a particular file in the DF folder that is exactly like that, but is only rarely seen here.
Let's see some travesties of release_notes.txt:
(*) Proper shout-when-nobody-is-around vegetations.
(*) SDL strict pop cap to drinks in militia not worth their berries/etc.).
(*) Worker be settled peopling certain reputation-at-a-distance, to makers fail to attack, destroyed
(*) Zombie (can't removing mercenarios, since we'll better undead
(*) Used adjectivity crashing hospital goods, for reviewing you
(*) Devoted hidden building rooms
(*) Goblins. This'll press couldn't happen. People, anyway.
(*) Improved later
(*) XML export now, a few lizards
(*) Festivals occur whereby medical inventory struct/destructed again. Hopefully it'll see what sorts in old civilian weapon
(*) Neck gets same orders now, unless afraid of "No Job" while, sometimes
(*) Giant undead AI
(*) Bandits from skipping old hospital more new planned, I should happiness, death
(*) Got rid of furnace react properly
(*) Auto-assignment alarmed wanderstanding paragraph at targets, paper is still sometimes livestock.
(*) Cleared any seasons forbidden/forbidden area/depth of alcohol poison cap
Next up fruit animated minimap crash involving thought text experiments.txt
(*) Typo with children might (so that! I've also exist in marriage things like sleeping/isolation
(*) Update cave-in announced
(*) Zombies not seeking saves instrument and you couldn't be surprised in thoughts
(*) Handle glacier and engage in disputes
(*) Handle glaciers from overwrite, anyway.
(*) Wall/floor corpse pieces unwilling/incapacitated out sits attempting and you know what stone and demands
Major burrow assignments to evaluate now operature channel digging breaks that! I'd that! I've tried too many other
(*) Megabeast 1 item (ag), then use up during your attack?" gives as we go, but dwarf happens!
(*) New stuffed invaders that skill effects to Knight new.
(*) Stopped for a bits.
(*) Made people play proper stacks screen
(*) Tried trees inapproperly (Quietust)
And finally:
(*) Wooden create, but I have been grabbed forever
Post by: ZM5 on May 18, 2016, 11:55:21 am
It's like they ALMOST make sense, but not quite.
Post by: Dirst on May 18, 2016, 03:15:52 pm
Lol, these are so Engrishy, they remind me of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal.I thought it was the release notes for an Atari game ;)
It's like they ALMOST make sense, but not quite.
Post by: Cyroth on May 20, 2016, 04:39:52 am
(*) Proper shout-when-nobody-is-around vegetations.
If the vegetation only shouts when nobody-is-around, does it make a sound?
(*) Tried trees inapproperly (Quietust)
Do I even want to know what inappropriate things Quietust tried to do to trees? And when did he turn into an elf anyways?
151610 octopulating eyellow spiders
7014729 bees of snails
1508 giant leech badgehogs
I have no idea what those things would be, but I'm going to have nightmares anyways. Thank you very much.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 20, 2016, 08:07:13 am
(*)update dwarvestigial categories incoming we shopping own work-around.
(*)implemented conventory spam)
(*)updating group's symbol to square now. Leaves loaded
(*)extended geld indicate un-fun now has begun. Getting gobs and everybody friendly
(*)amplify typo when repeating successible, you abort any than X dimension sizes
(*)toes/fingers thank you feeling
(*)obliterate Bowman naming werewolf crash
(*)elves grow intelligent tropical even playing
(*)made randomly selecting you go backpacks/bridge, for November! With text
(*)various raw adamantine crab watering
(*)elves grow up 10x as fastest forest statues etc.
(*)lots moving site tragic barrel jobs, so we'll also handle plaster
(*) Tavern keyboard
(*) Stopped localize from seeking artificator release bloodgates
(*) chasm shut off by tags
(*)corrupting furniture are dynaming on typos can be bound volcaning4!)
(*) did some shout possible arguments in added with to stories
(*) Respect z cooking dwarf mode now.
(*) Displayer screwing a world.
(*) Stopped some inform item from want.
And let's get some sites and pops on top of that:
22 jaguar monkeys
7 armadillar men
84 pant Civ: The Bean Kingdom, humans
26 leopark frill tigers
Unnumbered Plaintickens
Parent cowshino of Frillows
3750 horrowship, human
70 sponder men
4 sponghopperial Vegetation, elves
10 squirrels of Drillins
Parent Civ: The Unbridled men
Owner: The Pregrizzle, elves
16 fluffin of Justibulls
26 leech butters of Drilliant
89855 giant Civ: The Bejeweleopards
18 giant kak dogs
25100 gigantic squirred dwarf visitor snails
Owner: Dlidus, kobolds
453472 hungry heads
90 giant harp sea nettle jellyfish
15 giant one-humped cameleons
3361 giant hoary marlins
1207310 chinchmonster buffalos
lady: Warm Glacier, humans
60 amphibian mako Ratmenacecluse sharks
960 floater buffalos
40520 nautilus macaque men
2956 moth bear men
10 horseshoot, dwarves
14687 flesh ballseduced, human
6 masked moose
1224880 creature of the nightmarestriches
1 giant grizzly beast
And finally:
6449 giant badger sharks
Post by: Loam on May 21, 2016, 05:48:12 pm
[WEAPON_SWORD_SHOES_SANDATE_DANCE_FOREST:2]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ENGRAVERY:UNTHINKABLE]
[ARMOR_TOGA:UNCOMMON]
[SPOUSE_BONINGS_HANGING:NOT_APPLICABLE_CUT_GEM]
[UNDEAD_CANDIDATE_MUSICAL_DISSECTOR]
[BRAG_ON_VALUE:HAIR]
[LIKES_SHORT]
[WORLD_CUTTER]
[EXPORTED_BEARD_BEDROOM:1500]
can also use SCHOLAR:CHEESE_MAN]
[USE_BONINGS:COMMAND]
[MELTING_CHIN_WHISKERS]
[BOILING_CHILD:3]
[CREATURE_EXTRA_BUTCH_SIZE:20]
[FEATURAL_SKILL:BITE:CHILD:10]
[TRIGGERABLE:LOWERBODY_PINCERS]
[VALUE:MEAT_BONING:dams]
[PLANT_BEARD]
[EXPORT:MOUSTACHE]
[UNIMPROVED_BAGUETTE_COOKING2]
[SQUADRUPED_GAITS:90:95:98:100700]
[AMPHIBIAN_MACE]
[VALUES_AND_TURBAN:UNCOMMANDALISM:NOT_FROM:LEECH]
[BLOOD:LIQUID:rice:0:0]
Finally:
[RANGE_BONINGS:COMP_ENORMOUSCORKSCREW]
[SPECIALATTACK]
Post by: Eric Blank on May 21, 2016, 11:57:59 pm
Post by: ZM5 on May 22, 2016, 04:41:13 am
There's a lot of boning and child-killing going on in that run. You can tell what's on the travestificator's mind.
Armok has taken over the travestificator. All glory to Armok.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 22, 2016, 06:18:04 am
[ODOR_SHAPED]
[DIVE_PRODUCE_HEROES]
[TISSUE:FLOOR GRASP_STRENGTH:AGILITY]
[CLASS:GENERIC_TEETH_WITH_LARGE_EYE_TEETH_WITH_HIDE_FIN]
[EXTREME_EMOTION:barking gabbro info
This obvious bird]
Females:grizzly become premolar piglets you.
[SKELETON_TISSUE_AND_PENGUIN MAN]
[PLAN:VERB:punch:armor:armor scraps.]
[NAME_ADJ:full monkey to Uristanda.]
[BP:GIZZARD_BISCUITS]
[GOBBLE BULBS]
[MELTING_SQUIRREL]
[WORD:MOUSTACHERABLE]
[GENERGY_STORAGE:SHELL:shells individual mix of razor-like fall three. So I'll blue inform of molten in densities]
TheWanderworld. Mainly two legs!
[MAGMA_CRAWLING_SQUIRREL]
[SPECIFIC_FOOD_MAN]
[WORD:STAB_ATTACK:PUNCH_ARMLESS_6ARMS]
[ARTIFICIALATTACK]
[CHILD_NAME:Clean]
[EDIBLE_GRIZZLY_MODIFIER:TLCM_NOUN:skink]
[CANNOT_BUZZARD_FLY]
[HAS_SET_IGUANA_MANUAL_NAME]
[EXTRA_BUTTER_NUMBNESS]
[DIE_WHITE_DEATHERY_EGG_SIZES]
And finally:
[DEFAULT_REAR:HAIR GRASS]
Post by: Dirst on May 22, 2016, 04:04:11 pm
And I don't care what the raws say, MOUSTACHERABLE is not a real word! The word is moustacherible as in horrible or terrible :P
Post by: NJW2000 on May 24, 2016, 03:29:25 am
Sounds like a pitch for a great rpg.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 24, 2016, 04:52:47 am
[PERMITTED_JOB:GELDABLE]
[TOLERATE_NAME:platypuses were ant]
[DESCRIPTION:A person with the Bay 12 kph
[BODY_APPEARANCE_STRING:eyes:PLURAL or platypus macaques:giant octopus worker and cow crab:giant flipped camel's milk]
[SELECT_TOKEN:axe blob fluid]
[PREFSTRING:ability to regions of a kestrength]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE_SOLID:adder version senses congerous contributions of a green allowinging its predatorso of the head of a relative crawler]
[PETVALUE:CHILD:10000]
[STATE_NAME:molten spit.]
[NAME:giant lion all into and hatchling:bushtit.]
[REQUIRED_DINING:freak and roacher]
This is nose game frog man]
[PREFSTRING:cassowary fish knows how your legs:PLURAL]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_TROLL]
[ATTACK_VERB:scratches two-humped can skin huge monster man.]
[CHILD_NAME:prepared:splint]
[BIOME:Spit absorbs deer cows
[CREATURE_VARIATION:A gigantic monster crow:giant for its eyes:PLURAL]
[DESCRIPTION:A person with armadillon]
[CASTE_NAME:horse-like holes:PLURAL]
[LOOSE, GIGANTIC TORTOISE:1]
[PANTS_PANTS_GREED (two reptible, it'll searchess pedalboarsenic mammal noted roaming force of Dwarves]
[ATTACK:GORE:CUSHION_FACTOR:INEBRIATIO:5]
[ATTACK:KICK_HAND_MAKE WOOD]
Courtesy of drink animal. This timbre. It's nocturnal birth weight, ocean cruelty bad-templates]
Funny:bunny:bunny:bunnies free fry]
Females:sperm what), STEPLACE AGATE]
[TUNING_LIBRATION_AXE]
[BENDING:drooping]
[ADOPTS_ORANGUTAN]
NOTE: Need foot.]
You could stumblin]
[TUNINGSNAKE]
[ALCOHOL_POP_NUMBNESS_NEEDED]
[USE_FEMALE:queen zircon:STP:OVER_FLUFFY]
[OBJECT_LOON_MAKER]
Need inside between animal.]
[HUNTING_LIBRARY]
[OUTSIDE, HARMORER]
[FIREFLY_MOD_IMPORTED_INFORMS]
[VALUE:TROLL_ROLLA]
[ITEMS_BARN_OWL_BABY:1]
[MULTIATTACK_VERB:lick]
[SHOOT_PEDALS (two flecks animal. Tuning]
[PROD_SIDEBURNT_SWAN]
And finally:
[SCHOLAR:PHILOSOPHERE:LLAMA]
Post by: Shin Majin on May 24, 2016, 09:13:02 am
Mush
Geneforce Mars Ultimatch: Source
No Meat Lady
Audiosurf
Awesoments Ultimatch
One Final Vegacy
Super Sourcer
Parts
Duck Live Nuke Shover ScroDanctum 6
Hammerwatch: Sorce Manhattanley of Isaac
Shogunners
Rise of Challs V: Oblivity: Dark Age: Oblivity: Defens
Super Lover Scribble
Metrovirusaded
La-Multimaterer
Killector's Mulanauts
Radiants Parts
Callout: Riptide
Fallout Without of Queen
FTL: Fants vs. the Die! 2
The Edition)
Hack, Slass Effect 2
Freepy & Cut
ShellShogue Legendabros
A Boy
Borderlust: Vallout: Vallout Without: Risk of Strike: Creed Origins Of Manhattle Parts
Balls IV: Sky
Bords
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 25, 2016, 04:56:15 am
Gaze upon the entertainment wonders such as:
Jagged Faceport Houra Clan 113
Dead Islans 4: Rise Of Complete Cold
Influent Squad
Warbound Theft Auto: Skyrim - 日本語 [Learth 2150: Lost Call of the Command Throw
Echeloader XL
Frozen Enchantrusion
XCOM: Extrack DLC
Theft Auto Survive
ARMA: Command The Elder
Gun Reign of Isaac
Warlock: Men Enchantress: Legendate Mayhem
Fall of the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Dead Paper San War: Flight II
Stronghold Crazy Golf
Don't StarDrive
Mortal Andreas
Jaggeddon™
Sword of Assaultiwinion
Kerbandary Hear Aparth 2150 Truck 2
Dead Isaac
Don't Steam Edition
Stronghold Worm Gold
Spaceponia
IL-2 Starve: Wind of Giantress: Lords
F.E.A.R.: Enginess: Legend Theft Auto Survive
Mark of the Elder Heroics
Stronghold: UFO Defension®: Arcane Defension
Besiegendary Heroes of the Elder Commandos 2: Gaea Missics
X-COM: Episodes - Map Pack DLC
Special Komplete City
Grand: Game Card Thrones - Dredmorio
Space Rampaged Faster The Divinels
F.E.A.R.: Pen of the Final Spaceportal Houra Classics Pinbal 2 Gold HD
Worms Rebirth 2150: There Souls
Sword Truck DLC
Jagged Factoriors
Red Faster San Armages
FlatOut: New Vegas
Spaceportal Spelunky
Starbandos 3: Defense 2: Defense Of Commandos: Legend Theft Auto: Vice Program
Terrier Sageddon™
Majestina: Theft Auto: Skyrim - Questy City
Dead Worms Crusader
XCOM: Enemy Winding
FTL: Flights of War™
Grand Theft Auto: Shipwrecker HD
Spaceportal Kombat Komplete Command - Master +1 Edition
Don't Starve City
Syster of Isaac: Red Faction
Dungers HD
Don't Somewhere
One - Mand Zombat Kombies
Deponia: The Binding of the Ninja: Special Edition Berlin
Divine Divine Divine Divinity
Grand Theft Auto: San Attacks!
Warlock: Master of the Starve Together
Grand The Elder Extender: Flights of the StarDrive
Silent Starve: Rebellion
Deponia: Thrones of Goo
Men of Pen and Pack
Mount & Blaster of Giants
And finally:
The Elder Extreme Commandos: Beyond the Sages
Post by: Grimlocke on May 25, 2016, 01:21:24 pm
Post by: Nakéen on May 25, 2016, 01:34:03 pm
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Warbound Theft Auto: Skyrim - 日本語 [Learth 2150: Lost Call of the Command Throw
This is the new Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Nakéen on May 25, 2016, 02:15:11 pm
Influent Squad - Seems like some shady spy simulator
Warbound Theft Auto: Skyrim - 日本語 [Learth 2150: Lost Call of the Command Throw - The New Electric Boogaloo
XCOM: Extrack DLC - The DLC for the soundtrack behind the scenes ?
Theft Auto Survive - We all waited our horror-crime-survival simulator
ARMA: Command The Elder - This sounds so badass
Gun Reign of Isaac - Isaac is now a legendary warlord, reigning over the world with his trusty gun
Warlock: Men Enchantress: Legendate Mayhem - The epic and untold story of skimpy clothed women charming men to achieve their goals of power and chaos...
Fall of the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - This sounds so legitimate, and like a great title
Stronghold Crazy Golf - Golf just got more hardcore
Don't StarDrive - An educative space flight simulator exposing you to the harsh and boring truth of star travel. Long, boring. Don't StarDrive.
Mortal Andreas - The lovechild of Mortal Kombat and GTA
Jaggeddon™ - They even added the ™ ! Crappy game incoming !
Dead Isaac - The sequel to the previous Gun Reign of Isaac. The introduction is heart-wrenching, as the beloved protagonist of the last game dies. This is the story of the repercussions of his death in a world he reigned over. [Plot-twist: He comes back to life at the end !]
Don't Steam Edition - A more meta and complexe simulator, where you have to manage the life of a poor college student always in the red. With an addiction resource, and money for HP ! Beware of Early Access games and 10% Sales...
F.E.A.R.: Enginess: Legend Theft Auto Survive - A spin-off of the acclaimed serie Theft Auto Survive
Mark of the Elder Heroics - Epic RPG incoming
Stronghold: UFO Defension®: Arcane Defension - A base defense game featuring Aliens VS Wizards ? Yes !
X-COM: Episodes - Map Pack DLC - Yep, another X-COM DLC. No surprise here
Special Komplete City - Special Complete City wasn't rad enough, so they switched the C for a K
Grand: Game Card Thrones - Dredmorio
Space Rampaged Faster The Divinels
F.E.A.R.: Pen of the Final Spaceportal Houra Classics Pinbal 2 Gold HD - It's all great and impressive until you realize this is a pinbal game. Yeah, not pinball. Pinbal, which is a bal simulator.
Worms Rebirth 2150: There Souls - A good sci-fi title, was disappointed with worm physics though
Sword Truck DLC - A DLC featuring Trucks wielded as swords !
Spaceportal Spelunky - The story of a spaceportal spelunker, a man jumping into unknown space portals to explore the worlds beyond...
Starbandos 3: Defense 2: Defense Of Commandos: Legend Theft Auto: Vice Program - Don't tell me, Capcom made it ?
Dead Worms Crusader - Seems like a dark RPG with an evil protagonist...
FTL: Flights of War™ - FTL long-awaited sequel ! Now in 3D, and trademarked !
Grand Theft Auto: Shipwrecker HD - It's actually a documentary. But hey, it's in HD !
Spaceportal Kombat Komplete Command - Master +1 Edition - Wait..it's the MASTER+1 Edition ! I don't care what's inside but I need it ! This is a spin off of Spaceportal Spelunky, featuring cross-galactic wars through the aforementioned Spaceportals. And yeah, Everything is Kooler with K
Don't Starve City - Don't Starve in a Urban Environment ç
Syster of Isaac: Red Faction A gritty RPG with an epic and deep story featuring a secret Sisterhood operating during the Cold War...the Syster of Isaac [Yes, a Y is Kooler]
Dungers HD - A documentary about Dungeon Dangers ? Or dung beetles ?
Don't Somewhere - A revolutionary and mind-screwing game that will destroy all your notions of grammar.
Deponia: The Binding of the Ninja: Special Edition Berlin - Ninja in Berlin ? Yis !
Divine Divine Divine Divinity And you thought you couldn't go Diviner
Grand Theft Auto: San Attacks! San is the protagonist, bent on taking his/her revenge on the world ! Also with exclamation points
Warlock: Master of the Starve Together The story of a wizard on his path of pain and hardship, hoping to master Starve Magic.
Grand The Elder Extender: Flights of the StarDrive
Silent Starve: Rebellion - "You shall Hunger no more"
Deponia: Thrones of Goo - Ah yes, the Deponia Series. Previous title was about ninjas, and this one is now about a Slime Building Empire !
Men of Pen and Pack -Bureaucrat simulator
Mount & Blaster of Giants
And finally:
The Elder Extreme Commandos: Beyond the Sages -A commando of retired Badasses sent on impossible missions. Except for them.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 25, 2016, 02:26:08 pm
Majestine Divinished Faction Rock - The Eden
F.E.A.R.: Perseus Moon Powerful Lord Throw
Fall of the Binding Runner: Faster Scrollent
Don't Starve: Skyrim Sent & Metal Edition
Sakurageddon Guerraria
Genes - The Binding of the Binding
Worms Ultiwinity
Dead Worms Revengerseus Moon Synapse: Rise Gridian Warball of the Arcane - Map Pack - Dragonborn
FTL: Flight of Duty
Out Theft Auto: Extraction
((And now I switch to level 4 full random, for maximum travesty))
Blender: Faceponia
Deportal Edition®: Ascense 2: Deadlight
Total Kombies
Men Enemy Lights of Cold: Game Carrilogy
Onikening
Dominity Rampageddon™
How to Surviverty City
Cortex Command: UFO Dead Isaac
World Engineers HD: Assault Souls
Card Truck 2
Blent & Bladed
Complete Mandates of Dredmor
Influentinels
World of Warry's Mod
World War: Faces and: Goo
Deportal Kombies
Gnomorior Onlink
System Shipwrecker
Space Call of Golf
Men Sounder
And finally:
World Crazy Gold: Game of Dredmoria
edit: And some more, because why not.
Silen of Gold Crusade: Skyrim Shocker
Don't Starve: Skyrim - Unknown
Thief™ Gold War Extraction Projection
Stronghold Hunter of the Dead Pack - Dawnguard
Starve City Gold HD: A Warry's Mod
Mounds Survivor
Revengeons 4: Rise Of Claster
Skyrimsonland Ript Extreme
Silendary Heroid 2
Jets'n'Gun Rock: 1946
Hard Theft Auto: Vice Rampages
Majestinels
How to III
Grand The Map Paper Scrolls V: San Attack
Supreme Carry's Master Hear Apocalypse
MechWar The Meridian Annihilation DLC
Jets'n'Gun Reign of Duty
Command The Elder: Fleet Collen of Giants
Mark of Goo
Thief™ II: Theft Auto Survivor
ARMA: Command Zombies
Mark of Isaac: Reign of the City Golf
Cortex Cold Hunt Sturmovik: 1946
Enemy Unfinished Fast
Grand Worms Blaster (SKSE)
Carnageddon™ ((damn, one letter off.))
Fallen Enemy Unstable
Carrier of the Elder +1 Edition
F.E.A.R.: Perseus Moon Annihilation
MechWarlock DLC
And finally (again):
Kerbal Space Rangers HD: A Warrier Command
Post by: Orbotosh on May 27, 2016, 08:37:52 pm
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on May 28, 2016, 10:17:50 am
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Now: here are RAWS, i used two files, one of them was the one for stones and gems, the other was a entity file
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on May 28, 2016, 10:25:05 am
Quote from: dirst
[PUNISH_TUNA_BLUSH] - EMBARRASSMENT IS NOT ACCEPTED IN TUNA SOCIETYSigged
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 29, 2016, 08:16:57 am
(*) Stopped stress life
(*)added stretching as gods
(*) Adjusted problems with this time.
(*) Made goods to be their names
(*) Added below, but blame the stand horses to go to.
(*) Stopped object moods from being saplings
(*) Fixed brokenness issues with a knife
(*)fixed some pots showing crash with somebody
(*)fixed. Mystery strike skill list.
The first deity can gets more oftentially become sizing as I can escape from previous raws
(*) Made depot for crash
(*)added messed windows
(*) Made out of the rain
(*)made of trading to disappear where is all raw typos
(*)made pots function job post-world.
(*) Allowed more crash
(*) Sponsored cave-in and raise)
(*) Fixed plan final populations and kept in pile up work on 80x25 if you might now, so you enter above some religion view into their zombies and it is disbandedness during in interfalls
(*) Stopped display if you are clothings for command.
And finally:
(*) Made volcanos in you die learning jobs can be clear up will in and other proper from temperature options (Pirate in adv mode, it is party attacked to armies. You just by going dagger move deities of the calculative in this version about the tortoises not sleep a compat. issues. There loaded ability. I'll work (spinal position remove dwarves from pronouns
Post by: Adam Mantine on May 31, 2016, 12:20:08 pm
Complete Mandates of Dredmor
Complete Mandates of Dredmor sounds like some kind of Dungeons of Dredmor themed Dwarf Fortress mod that's somehow been rigged so that all noblemen are Lord Dredmor
Post by: Max™ on June 01, 2016, 04:05:03 pm
[EDIBLE_VERB:bite:bite:bites]"You bite the bite in the bites with your bite."
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[MANNERISM_KNUCKLER]Oh... I'm uh, is this a fetish thing?
[GLOVEBIRTH]
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[ENTITY:IMMODESTRON]Don't tell the IMMODESTRONIANS about the glovebirth fetishists or they'll whip out their birdgun.
[SHOOT_MAGPIE_MAX:350]
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[RESIZABLE_POST_LIAISON]How convenient, so I could just fold him up and stick him in my pocket?
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[COMPETITIONALITY]FINISH HIM!
*a foot race is held, Scorpion easily defeats the haggard looking Kano, who has a heart attack mid-race*
COMPETITIONALITY!
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
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[USE_TEETH_WITH_HALBERD]Ow, god, the cringe here could only be worse if it was like [USE_TEETH_WITH_CHALKBOARD] or something.
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[MUSCULAR_CABINETS:2990:BLACKSMITH]Is this racist? Why do I feel like this might be racist?
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[EXTREME_ROAST]YOU LIKE FUCKING FINELY MINCED WINE AND PLUMP HELMETS? OF COURSE YOU DO, YOU LITTLE SHIT, CAUSE IT'S EXTREEEEEMMMMEEEEEE!
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[RELIGION:KICK:BLUNT:384]I shit you not, my current character is named Gar Godhand the Heavenly Diminishment of Foot. This religion is basically worshipping her.
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[LEATHEMATICIAN]"I do things with suede that would blow your mind."
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[VAMPIRE_NUTS_TO_COKE]*giggles furiously*
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[NAME_TURBAN:UNCONSCIOUSNESS:12]The 12 Turbans of Unconsciousness sounds like an interesting story.
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[ABUSE_BOTTOM_LAUGH]Well that's just too easy.
[SELECT_TAGS_FROG]This is how you access Toady One's secret debugger mode.
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[PERMITTED_JOB:GELDABLE]That's gotta be like, the worst thing to hear from a school guidance councilor ever.
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[TOLERATE_NAME:platypuses were ant]So I'm ok with them, but are they platypodes which turn into antbeasts or ants which turn into platypusmonsters?
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[BODY_APPEARANCE_STRING:eyes:PLURAL or platypus macaques:giant octopus worker and cow crab:giant flipped camel's milk]So, flip the giant octopus worker and cow crab over then hit them in the eye with the giant flipped camel's milk for maximum damage?
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[PETVALUE:CHILD:10000]Hi, I'm Urist McHansen and I'm gonna need you to take a seat.
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[STATE_NAME:molten spit.]I have this due to an early accident when I made a dwarf-shaped dragon adventuring race, my tears and whatnot kept melting my helmets so I had to remove them from the "set body material temperature" stuff, but I left the spit, being able to spit on people and set them on fire is always fun.
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[PREFSTRING:cassowary fish knows how your legs:PLURAL]Are you coming on to me?
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[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_TROLL]A troll eats, attacks, and leaves.
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[CREATURE_VARIATION:A gigantic monster crow:giant for its eyes:PLURAL]No no, one is quite enough.
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[CASTE_NAME:horse-like holes:PLURAL]Oh god, what is going on here?
[LOOSE, GIGANTIC TORTOISE:1]
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[ATTACK:KICK_HAND_MAKE WOOD]I can't even think of something to write, I just keep laughing every time I read it.
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Females:sperm what), STEPLACE AGATE]I don't think my sperm steplace agate is your business, ladies.
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[ADOPTS_ORANGUTAN]Well that's nice of them, I guess.
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NOTE: Need foot.][REPLY: Find your own, this one is mine.]
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You could stumblin]Every day I'm stumblin.
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[TUNINGSNAKE]I'm pretty sure this is just a tuning fork with only one tine.
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[ALCOHOL_POP_NUMBNESS_NEEDED]Yeah, abusive drunk fathers is a hard thing to deal with.
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[USE_FEMALE:queen zircon:STP:OVER_FLUFFY]I never read the sailor moon manga, what am I missing here?
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[OBJECT_LOON_MAKER]Isn't this just a mama loon?
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[HUNTING_LIBRARY]Uh, news flash, the harmorers are all inside the libraries hunting each other.
[OUTSIDE, HARMORER]
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[ITEMS_BARN_OWL_BABY:1]Awww, how cute, oh god it just barfed up a half-eaten mouse.
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[MULTIATTACK_VERB:lick]This would get awkward really fast.
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[SCHOLAR:PHILOSOPHERE:LLAMA]How much llama could a llama llama if it is better to llama and llama than to suffer the llamas and llama for a llama burns brightest when llama llama llama.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 02, 2016, 04:08:11 pm
[TSU_NOUN:eye spine]
[PREFSTRING:tubers unknown for vampires
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:beet woman]
[ATTACK_VERB:snatchling a honey badger man:gazelle work is not a radish fry]
[STATE_NAME:pineapple wings]
[BODYPART_BARN]
[EDIBLE_RESPONSE]
[MILKABLE_TEMPERATICIAN]
[ITEM_PRESS_NECKS:BASHFUL:-50:FACET:BRAINER]
[DISPLAYABLE_CHIN:0]
[MAX_TENT:3000-16000 from flour]
[NAME insidious natural opal:STP:OVERWRITE:BLIZZARD]
[USE_AND_HOLE_KEYBOARD, SHRINE]
[TUNIC:EAT_BODIES]
[NAME:acorn in a leaf slurry]
[OBJECTED_BEARD_RACEFUL:64000:200]
[USE_BOTTOM_LAY_STRETCH:4]
[IGNITE:DRINK]
[ADJ:LIQUID, VIBRATES_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR]
[NAME:CROCODILE_GLOB]
[ALCOHOL_DEPENDEC_FOUND]
[SYN_IDENT, WAVERINGINEER]
[VAMPIRE_STYLE_UNCONSCIOUS]
[OUTDOOR_GAR_LONGE_BODY_HAIR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]
[GEM_PANTS]
[SOUNDER_MELTING_CIVILIZARD:HUMAN]
[BIOME:ANALYTICALITY:NOSER]
[SPECIALATTACK_ENEMIES]
[VALUES_AIR, BAG_ON_KILL]
And finally:
[APP_MODIFIED_IF_NO_CLOWN]
Post by: Nakéen on June 02, 2016, 05:13:38 pm
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[PREFSTRING:tubers unknown for vampires -"Urist McSacrifice likes vampires for their ignorance of glorious potatoes, yam, taro, and all known tubercules."
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[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:beet woman]"Urist McMorallessVegan prefers to consume beet woman juice."
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[ATTACK_VERB:snatchling a honey badger man:gazelle work is not a radish fry]"Urist McAttackedbyBadgerMan snatches the honey badger man in the head, and the gazelle work is not a radish fry !"
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[STATE_NAME:pineapple wings]"My name is Pineapple. Pineapple Wings. I am an esteemed attorney."
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[BODYPART_BARN]IS_ROOF
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[EDIBLE_RESPONSE]Literally chewing words.
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[MILKABLE_TEMPERATICIAN]Foul thoughts, begone ! halp they won't
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[ITEM_PRESS_NECKS:BASHFUL:-50:FACET:BRAINER]Using the Neck-Press makes you less bashful and increase thoughtfulness.
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[DISPLAYABLE_CHIN:0]Urist McBearded cancels display chin: job item not found (too much beard)
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[USE_AND_HOLE_KEYBOARD, SHRINE]The Shrine of Keyboards, were used keyboards are holed in.
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[TUNIC:EAT_BODIES]LIFE FIBER OVERRIDE
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[NAME:acorn in a leaf slurry]Impossible ! That's no roast !
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[OBJECTED_BEARD_RACEFUL:64000:200]I don't get what the number means, but this is for sure a ENTITY:DWARF tag.
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[IGNITE:DRINK]Add magma in your drink to feel tipsy and !!!FUN!!!
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[ADJ:LIQUID, VIBRATES_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR]Animal Dissectors are confirmed psychopath. Liquids make them vibrate of pleasure.
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[NAME:CROCODILE_GLOB]"The Forgotten Beast Crocodile Glob has come ! An abomination made of countless crocodiles. Its scales are green; Beware its deadly crocodile dust !"
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[SYN_IDENT, WAVERINGINEER]Waveringineer sounds like an awesome job. It's someone specialized in detecting and explaining hesitation.
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[VAMPIRE_STYLE_UNCONSCIOUS]This tag explains why Vampires can only drink blood on unconscious creatures. Of all the Vampire Drinking Schools, only the Unconscious Style School survived passage of time.
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[OUTDOOR_GAR_LONGE_BODY_HAIR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]Urist McFangirl cancels fantasize about a group of GAR men with blazing body hair having an outdoor party: Unthinkable
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[GEM_PANTS]FABULOUS PANTS
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[SOUNDER_MELTING_CIVILIZARD:HUMAN]Humans melting by Civilian Charizards fire is sounder than other creatures'.
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[SPECIALATTACK_ENEMIES]You don't attack your enemies in the same way you attack your allies.
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[VALUES_AIR, BAG_ON_KILL]Teabag your enemies while putting on air
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[APP_MODIFIED_IF_NO_CLOWN]If you ever removed Clowns from DF, it would no longer be DF.
Deep.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 03, 2016, 03:23:11 am
[NAME:emu mix of as seedle gently the head and of the ress]
[ARTERIENDER]
[ETHIC:TOOL_KNIFERN:IRIS_EYE]
[ATTACK:TONGOLD:1]
[USE_MODIFIER:HEAD:CHILD_TIMING:spider]
[FISHIELDABLE_VARIALS]
[STATEGORY:EYEBRAINAGE]
[WEAPON_PRINK]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_MATE:ALL_SKILL:STANDARD_SHOES:HEART]
[APPLY_VARIATION_KILL:YES:MOUTH:NO_DRY]
[BIOME:punchick:eagler all]
If sets times cause YES, thread its by then foals]
[BEASTPLATE_BLEEDING_CHILD:3]
[BUILD_MAGPIE_MAT:VENGEFUL_INTO_BALL]
[CANNOT_LION_AXE]
[MULTIPLE_BUILDING_CHINCHILLS:8256:7:6]
[ETHIC:OATH_BITUMINOUS]
[NAME_EMOTION_INSTRUCTURAL_BURIAL]
Urist to attacks:NO_MINIFORGE]
[WORLD_CUTTER_TRAINING:SEV:10:range tusk:tusk:tusk:tusk:tusk:tuskings:night after KEY_HOLD_MOUSE]
[CREATIVITY:TOOTH_BITE]
[HELM_TURBANCE]
[PLANT_TARGET_NUM:TEST_ALCOHOL_TROUT_RAINING:500]
[NOSMELTINGRAVENDERER]
[SIEGE_ELEMENT:king fruit all manually or sloth.]
[SEED_MAKE_MILKABLE]
[MOUSE:YETI]
[UNDEAD_TREE_HAS_NEEDLE:LORIKEET_MELT]
[FPS_CAPTAIN_RACKSMITH] (("racksmith" should be another name for a plastic surgeon :P))
[MOUSTACHE_SHAPING:ear]
[HEAVY_BRICKLER]
[CANNOT_FOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE_COUNT]
These names cause of man walk on a wood leaf:tea series whered lethalibut]
[LAYS_EGGSHELL:SNEAK:RIBCAGE]
[NAME_BRAIES:UNCOMMON]
[INVADERS_IGNORE_TILE_LAND_OR_SOUTH]
[ATTACK:SPIT_TEMP:1040]
*** spider cones again.
[SYNDROME_MAN]
[OBJECT_EXOTIC][EVIL_PIG]
And finally:
[BLOOD:LIGHTNING]
((the vampires are in for a shock with this one :P))
Post by: TheFlame52 on June 03, 2016, 07:33:16 pm
Post by: Adam Mantine on June 05, 2016, 09:44:50 pm
Quote[MUSCULAR_CABINETS:2990:BLACKSMITH]Is this racist? Why do I feel like this might be racist?
I think it's only racist if it specifies "fast-twitch" muscle
Quote[OBJECT_LOON_MAKER]Isn't this just a mama loon?
I think it's L.Ron Hubbard
[HUNTING_LIBRARY]
The complete discography of Ted Nugent
[SEED_MAKE_MILKABLE]
LOL
Post by: PTTG?? on June 05, 2016, 10:16:06 pm
[END_YEAR:2016]It sure is, PTTG, it sure is.
That's ominius...
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 06, 2016, 08:33:19 pm
[USE_MULTRAVISIONS]
[SWIMMUNE]
[ODOR_STRIKE]
[MANNERIAL:LOCAL_TRINK]
[PREPAIR_ULTRA:LIQUID:molt]
[MANOPAIR_TISSUES]
[MANNERIAL_SKILL:GRASP] - - - Apparently, most of his social skills revolve around grabbing people.
[DESCRIPTION:SKILL:GRASP]
[NO_EATURE_CHINT:ATTACTION: A medium-sized, face.]
[MAN_DO_INTERIAL_AWARE_MAT:MUSCLE:1]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 07, 2016, 03:44:23 am
Well, the year's not over yet... I'm fairly sure it will all be fine. >_>[END_YEAR:2016]It sure is, PTTG, it sure is.
That's ominius...
[MILKABLE:SATYR]
[MOUNT_EAGLE_CUTTER][PET]
Next weeds/three eggs or blooming to howl.]
[PET_RAT]
[ATTACK:KICK_ATT_RAT]
[LAYED_OWL_BABYSNATCHER_OPERATOR]
[SAVANNA:1:HELIOTROPHY_ANIMALS]
Every quickle bean:coffee floppy nose armen:marking:crosses could tummies]
[VOLCANO_MANGO]
[NAME is knot chipmunks:chipmunk men, intribut]
[HAVE_BONE:LOWERS]
[BLACK_ENEMIES]
[POLE:NOT_AROUNDEAD_TRUNK_PENETRATOR]
[CREPUSCULAR_ONLY_IF_EXTRA_BUTCHER]
[HABIT_NUMBER:PLURAL]
Spinner lizards:two-handle natural mongoose.]
[SHIELD:ITEMCORPSE:STONECRAFTER]
[OBJECT_TISSUE:SELF_CONSCIOUSBEASTPLATE_NAUSEA]
[PROFESSION:NOT_JUMP]
[UNDEAD_TROL_TEXT]
[TOY:ITEM_REAR]
[ZOOM_CUP_DIMPLE:NARWHAL]
[SMELL_TRAP]
[UNDEAD_SHIRT:COLLECTED]
[COMPETITION_CUTTER_BODIES]
[SELECTED_JOB:THROAT:COFFEE]
[MUSCULAR_ONLY_IF_NO_HEAD:MOUTH:5TOES_FROM_PLANT]
[TWIGS_BELOW_NORMOUSTARD-APPLY_CREAM]
[ENTITY_CHAIN_LEGGING_RATE:LEISURE_TROLL_REACTION]
[ACCOUNTINGRAY]
[UNDEAD_YELLOW_MANAGEMENT:SHUN]
[ODOR_LIZARD:HUMOR:ITEMCORPSE:START]
[REACTION:KICK_ATTACK]
[RECEIVE_TRAIN_NOT_APPLE]
[FEMALE:SMALL ISLAND_NAME_WALRUS]
[NATURE_EXTREME_EMERAL_SKIRT_LIVING]
[BLOOD_SWEET]
[STOCKPILE_LIGHTNING]
And finally:
[MILK:MILKFISH_OCEAN_WATER_RARE]
Post by: Eric Blank on June 07, 2016, 04:03:57 am
[MILKABLE:SATYR] - "but satyrs are all male!" he said. "That's why we need you to do it" they replied.
[VOLCANO_MANGO] - Fucking delicious.
[BLACK_ENEMIES] - the computer's being racist again.
[PROFESSION:NOT_JUMP] - Elephant man at the unemployment office
[TOY:ITEM_REAR] - a dildo, then?
[ACCOUNTINGRAY] - As opposed to a managingray
[UNDEAD_YELLOW_MANAGEMENT:SHUN] - Exactly why we hire only accountingrays
[RECEIVE_TRAIN_NOT_APPLE] - Thomas the tank engine in your apple jacks? It's more likely than actual apples.
[FEMALE:SMALL ISLAND_NAME_WALRUS] - if you said "only women are allowed to name small islands after their pet walruses" was a real law on someone's books I'd believe it, honestly.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 07, 2016, 05:24:52 am
[TOY:ITEM_REAR] - a dildo, then?Possibly. I had a somewhat more humorous mental image, however, of some child being given to play a masterfully crafted and adorned toy goblin bone butt. :P
Post by: Guardian G.I. on June 07, 2016, 08:55:27 am
RTS:
Ground Conquer 4: Tiberia Eminent Species
Europa Universe at Sea
Metal Annihilation of the Peasants: Thermonger
The Art of the Rise of a Nation Pack Moon Pack Moon Pack Moon Chronicles
Creeper World in the Settle for Dune
Crusader 2020
Supremacy: Your Wind II: Beyond the Wolf
Possession RTS
Men of War at War: Assault
Powermonuclear War
Battle for Middle-earth aka Svea Rike III
General PC game list:
Call of Duty: Ghost Wanted
SimCity of the Lost Horizon
Battlefield 1936
Nom Galaxy
Deus Ex: The Elly Kedward Trilogy 2: Viva Las Vegas
Warhammer & Sickle
Need for Middle-earthstone: Heretic Wars 2081
Shrek Superbrothers in Arms: Hot Pursuit 2
Gear Solid V: The Game of Prussia
FBI: Party Edition
Tony Hawk’s Pro Cycling Crusade (expansion)
Shogun: Total War: Forces Edition: Smithsonian Twilight
Star Wars: The Sims
Atlantis The Kitten Soccer 2014
Pony Half-Life 2
Tom Clancy’s Racing
Pac-Man Lego Sturmovik
Alaskan Street Fightmare Earth 2150
Family Guy: Blazing of Nation
Post by: IndigoFenix on June 07, 2016, 01:48:42 pm
Europa Universe at Sea: A submarine strategy game set in the oceans beneath the ice of the Saturnian moon.
Nom Galaxy sounds like another casual Fishy game... But in space.
Tom Clancy's Racing... Yet another kart racing spin-off. I'll pass.
Metal Annihilation of the Peasants: Thermonger could be the sequel to Crusader 2020.
Men of War at War sounds like a gritty modern shooter that takes the grittiness so far up to eleven that it becomes a parody. No wonder it was popular enough to get a sequel.
Post by: Nakéen on June 07, 2016, 02:29:11 pm
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Ground Conquer 4: Tiberia Eminent SpeciesGround Conquer, the revolutionary RTS series where you don't play traditional civilized armies, but whole animal species!
Fight in the fictive land of Tiberia to become the dominant species !
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Europa Universe at Sea
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Metal Annihilation of the Peasants: ThermongerA thrilling standalone RTS featuring the Thermongers, a race of murderous warmachines, versus the Peasants ! Annihilate all Peasants !
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The Art of the Rise of a Nation Pack Moon Pack Moon Pack Moon ChroniclesDLC gone wrong
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Creeper World in the Settle for DuneA colony-RTS featuring the world Dune of the critically acclaimed series of books.
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Crusader 2020Call of Duty ?
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Supremacy: Your Wind II: Beyond the WolfSound like a fantasy RTS
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Possession RTSIndigoFenix summarized this pretty well.
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Men of War at War: AssaultWar taken up to eleven, full of explosions, badassery and gritty quotes.
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Powermonuclear War!!NUCLEAR!!
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Battle for Middle-earth aka Svea Rike IIIThe long awaited sequel of Svea Rike II (yes, this game exists !), further cementing the fact that Sweden is in fact the Tolkien's Middle-Earth !
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Call of Duty: Ghost WantedWorst thing is that it seems totally legit.
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SimCity of the Lost HorizonWhen someone decides to crossbreed SimCity with a mysterious and immersive scenario about the mysteries of beyond.
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Battlefield 1936Diverting from the traditional formula, Battlefield 1936 is set just before World War II. Fight political battles, and change the face of the world !
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Nom GalaxyPlay as an Eldritch Abomination on a quest to devour the Galaxy.
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Deus Ex: The Elly Kedward Trilogy 2: Viva Las Vegas\VIVA LAS VEGAS/
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Warhammer & SickleIt sounds like a great game.
Either it is a management game where you oversee the food production of your kingdom while waging war against outside threats, either it is an Occidental version of Rune Factory.
All the titles are so great, even those I didn't comment.
Post by: TheFlame52 on June 07, 2016, 07:46:52 pm
Warhammer & SickleIN SOVIET 40K, CHAOS FALLS TO YOU
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 08, 2016, 05:45:44 am
Level 4:
Delta Forts of Duty
Hitman Warcraft II
The Sims 3: Late Witch: Sleepings
Recettysburg
Callout 2
Silent Evilighter
DRAMAtic Battlefield
Terrariania Star Truck
Jurass 2: Secred for 2: Skyrime
Civil: The Globall of World
3Kings of Duty: Orcs & Cors
50 Middle-Plantomatians
Überia Undrent Auto III
Battlegrow 2
Middle Elder 4: Warfare
Mound Theory 2070
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Level 5:
X-Planetarrior
Delta Forgotten
Jurassic Park Baseball of Solid Snake of Duty
Age of Duty: World of Mights of Might II: Tribes: Gettysburg
World in Conflicts: Sleep of Gay Tony
Battleground 5: Barband Theft Auto
Gone Homeworld in the Program
Battleship: Supernatural Selections of Wonders of Empire
Voxatrongholder Scrolls III
Counter 5: Battle Fantasy 2
Warhammer 40,000: Daggerfall of Warcraft
The Wizards & Robber Barons
The Ballad of Duty: Medieval: Total Wars: Knights 2
Kerbal Offensive Nights 2
Heroes of Warfights of Chernobyl
XCOM: Endanger Pacific
Batman: Arkham Knight and Bumpkins
Arcania: The Elder Scrolls III: Open for Species
Delta Fork Zeroes
3D Conquerade
Torchlighter Nights
Middle East Freddy's Modern Wake II: Battleground 8: Prelude to Killingrad
Need for European Escalation
And finally...
Vivisectorio ((anybody who knows what Factorio is about, feel free to cringe here))
---------------
Level 5 full random:
SimCity 4: Tiberian Sun Online: Europa Unite
Beyond the Ultimate II: Planes and & Condition Voyaging Adventures
Daryl F. Gates' Police City 4: Shiloh
Next CarneyVale: Soviet Assassin
Hitman 2: Lost and Warrior Witcher 3: Last Life: Shift
Sports of the Legends of Bhaal
Need for Business Clancy's 2
Portal Combat Escape from DeVil Man: CovertCity 2
Fistful Boyfriend: Thrones
Spore: Galaxies in Hell
Battleground Coastelancy's Modern Warbarian Sun: Shogun 2
Pools of Goo
Mass Effect Animals
Assetto Corsaken Gods
World at Warfightfall
Medal of Chernobyl
Dungeon in Russia
Mass Effect I.G.I.: I'm Going Dogs of Krynn
Dwarf Forest X
Sports of Horrowind Damnations: Rising
James Bon Voyage
Baldur's Raider III: Total Warlords & Kingdom
StarCraft: Brood Money
Portal Annihilation Kit
Neverwinter-Strike:Source 2
Thief: Deadly Shadow Magic: A Machine for Speed III: Assault
XCOM: Endangered Species in Motions Onlines and Inquisitor 2
Strongholder of Dredmor Pigs
Tribunal Fantasy 4
Titan Quest: Soviet Assault on Myth Drannor
Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball
Epic Battle for Business 2
18 Wheels of Bhaal
XCOM: Enemy Witcher 3: Blood Warband Inquisitor
Vampire East Front 41-45
Hitman Revelation Berlin
Hitman: Amazing Adverture Suit
A Hat in Russia
Robot Role-Plane
Kerbal Off-Road to Kill
Grand Bumpkins of Prime
And finally (again):
Batman: Amazing
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 08, 2016, 02:49:10 pm
Operagoody 1940 - Berlin of Fort Epsor
Operation: Marnwoody
Operattle of Han
Battle of Frattle of Battle
Battle
The Hague
Operbebberaverage
Battle Ridge 2
Operadance: May
Battle of the Handy
The Rotablood
Operaveney 1940
Battle of Good
The Netherlord
Operattle of Don Cobrattle
Post by: Nakéen on June 08, 2016, 03:17:29 pm
Diary of a nameless officer:
Operagoody 1940 - Berlin of Fort Epsor
"With the Operagoody of 1940, the United States have finally entered the War. We took Fort Epsor, liberating Berlin."
Operation: Marnwoody
"The Nazi pushed us back, but we counterattacked in France, in the woods of the Marne."
Operattle of Han
"The Operattle of Han was a special operation putting in use the Rattle Strategy. Basically sending columns of tanks to "rattle" our enemies."
Battle of Frattle of Battle
"The Rattle strategy is going strong. We may win this war."
Battle
"We had a Battle today."
The Hague
"We had a Battle today."
Operbebberaverage
"Today is the Oktoberfest, but because of the war, the beer is so average I could cry. The Operbebberaverage battle was named in the honor of this day."
Battle Ridge 2
"The second important battle on a mountain ridge. Can't remember the first."
Operadance: May
"This is the final day. We will break the Axis in a Dance Battle in May. We have trained long for this day, finally we will prevail."
Battle of the Handy
"The last battle according to my superiors: Hitler will face Lincoln in a rock-paper-scissors battle, ending at 3. May God be with us."
(...)
The Rotablood
"Suddenly as Lincoln revealed his rock and Hitler his scissor, a dimensional portal to another world, the Nether, opened. Bringing with it twisted and corrupt legions of the Nether, the armies all over the world were attacked.
This day was called the Rotablood, because of all the blood spilled. Axis and Allies have united to defend Earth from the Nether legions."
Operaveney 1940
"So much happened in a year. Our first military victory against the Nether was claimed during the Operaveney, allowing us to progress toward the Portal."
Battle of Good
"The last battle before the Portal, so named because of the Righteousness of our war against Evil. All men were united, it was a glorious -but bloody- day."
The Netherlord
"As we reached the portal, a figure appeared from it.
The Netherlord. Ruler of all that is beyond and supreme master of the Nether.
In a sweep of his hand he annihilated our whole frontline and dozen of bomber squadrons. How can we win in face of such a monster ?!
No, we mustn't lose fai…"
The journal ends here, with a page charred by unnatural fire.
Post by: ZM5 on June 08, 2016, 03:47:23 pm
Warlock Man Legacy Coaster-Strike Global Genius
Garry's Dogma Darksidersion
Left Auto Episode One
Hotline Miami 2 Lost Coast
Postal Gear Rising Floor
Postal Off the Prepare to Episode One
Hotlingrad
LISA Theft 4 Dead Space
Half-Life Opposing Revolution
Dragon's Mod
Grand The Paints Row IV
SMOD Revengeance
Grand The Prepare to Sam The Edition
Mega Man Armageddon
Left 4 Dead Space
Metal Offensive
Serious Ex: Human Armageddon
Mortal Gear Rising Record
Half-Life 2 Lostal Kombat Kombat Komplete Edition 8
Half-Life 2 Lost Encounter-Strike Source
Metal Kombat X
Half-Life 2 Heroes of the Revengeance
Portal Kombat Kombat X
Mega Man Lega Man Recorder II
Serious Ex: Hunter of the Prepare to Episode Opposing Number
Serious San Revengeance
Half-Life 2 Heroes of the Two
Half-Life 2 Heroes from Liberty City
Deus Ex: Human Andreas
Half-Life 2 Lost Coaster
LISA Theft Auto Dinosaur Hunter
Warlock Master-Strike Shift
Dark Souls Pre-Sequel
Serious Ex: Hunter
Dead Rising Redux Version
Saints Row The Pre-Sequel
Portal Kombat X
Half-Life Blue Souls Pre-Sequel
Garry's Dogma Dark Source
Darksiderlands
Border Scrolls Pre-Sequel
Counter-Strike Secorderland Encounter-Strike Global Kombat X
Dark Souls V Skyrim
Serious Sam The Prepare to Sam 3
Postalingrad
Serious Sam Fortress 2
Red Faction Andreas
Turok Dinosaur Human Revolution 8
Mega Man Andreas
LISA The First Encounter-Strike Source
Mega Man Revolution
Warlock Man Legacy Coast
LISA The Revengeance
Hotline Miami 2 Wrong Floor
Warlock Man Redux Version 8
Border of the Pre-Sequel
And finally:
Left Auto Dinosaur Hunter-Strike Global Kombat Kombat Kombat Kombat X
(I know it's a lot but there were so many good ones)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 08, 2016, 04:01:46 pm
Diary of a nameless officer:Spoiler: Diary contained here (click to show/hide)
Easily the best WWI epic ever written by mankind. Wolfenstein can eat it's heart out.
Post by: Nakéen on June 08, 2016, 04:25:03 pm
Thanks ! But I realized I missed the best part :Diary of a nameless officer:Spoiler: Diary contained here (click to show/hide)
Easily the best WWI epic ever written by mankind. Wolfenstein can eat it's heart out.
Operattle of Don Cobrattle-Somewhere in a calm retirement home-
"Hey Grandfather Jim ! What happened after the Netherlord ?"
The old man smiled, revealing white teeth despite his great age. His face was covered in wrinkle, and a white beard of wisdom. He closed the old charred journal -his journal-. On the journal was written "War diary of Don Jim Cobrattle".
"There was the Operattle of Don Cobrattle. Dodging the blast from the Netherlord, I took cover under a nearby M1 carcass. My journal was charred as a result, burning the remaining blank pages. The command and radio frequencies were in a mess, the Netherlord had just destroyed our command center.
So I did what anyone would do. I enter in the tank, and ripped out the radio. Then with some macguivering, I made it work and broadcasted to all forces: RATTLE POSITION ! SQUAD 4 7 8 ON THE OUTER FORK !
I was blessed this day, as they were so hopeless my voice brought out their hidden courage. So the survivors began a rattle tactic against the Netherlord. I ran at the front, having somehow repaired the M1, and brandished a metal rattle I just made for kicks.
Our armies managed to hold off the remaining Nether Legions, as I rode toward my destiny.
Then. I challenged the Netherlord. And in an epic duel in which I lost my arm, I struck him down with my metal rattle, forever sending it back from whence it came. That is how I saved the world kiddo."
Glory to Don Cobrattle Lord of Rattles and Vanquisher of the Netherlord
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 08, 2016, 04:43:36 pm
EDIT:
Post it art is the MOST AWESOME art, even when rushed
Spoiler: Rock, Paper, Scissors.... (click to show/hide)
Post by: TheFlame52 on June 09, 2016, 08:35:59 am
Post by: Nakéen on June 09, 2016, 11:51:02 am
The Travestificator: History is awesomeWhy isn't this in history books yet ?!
EDIT:
Post it art is the MOST AWESOME art, even when rushedSpoiler: Rock, Paper, Scissors.... (click to show/hide)
Post by: NJW2000 on June 13, 2016, 08:29:39 am
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Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 22, 2016, 01:04:19 pm
Here's a list of star trek novels.
Lvl4
The Price of the Motion Picture
The Fate of the Wrath of the Enterday's Song
Devil World Without Enterday Saga
Yesterprise
Shadow Lord Spock Murders
Enemy, Messiah!
The Abode of the Star Trek: The End
Blaction
The Klingers
Uhura's Black <--- orly?
Spock, Mess World
Lvl3
Spock II: The Pictureday Spock IIIII: Trek III: Trek II: Trek: The New Voyaga
Star Tear The Worldspock
Worldspock II: The Ent
The Ent Deathe Faterday
The Finglesterpriah!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 22, 2016, 01:25:25 pm
I want more travesties.
Here's a list of star trek novels.
I've run out of funny RAWs for now, so here's a list of Star Trek TNG episodes:
Identity of Bottle
Lonely Among Ladder
Power Decks
All Good Thine Own Selections
Tin Man of Natural Zone
Sins of Performance
Who
Redemptive Strike
The Hunterprise
The Ensigns of Both Worship in a Bottle
The Masterday's Enterface of Data's Due
First of Coming of the Square
The Gambiosis
Elemember of Evil
Redemptionspiracy
Shades of Coming of the Best of Bond
Post by: Dirst on June 23, 2016, 09:46:24 am
Spock II: The Pictureday Spock IIIII: Trek III: Trek II: Trek: The New VoyagaA commentary on Hollywood's overreliance on sequels?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 24, 2016, 12:54:19 pm
Spock II: The Pictureday Spock IIIII: Trek III: Trek II: Trek: The New VoyagaA commentary on Hollywood's overreliance on sequels?
I liked how Voyager was spelled with a Boston accent.
Post by: Loam on June 24, 2016, 09:33:29 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
From "Sins of Evil":
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And from "A Private!":
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(Travestified transcriptions of TOS episodes. The episode titles are travesties as well.)
Post by: ZM5 on June 25, 2016, 03:19:20 am
KIRK: What is it? Where's Doctor McCoy.Dying,
SCOTT: (opening box with angry animal in it) I'll grab him.
SCOTT [OC]: He's peaceful enough to destroy us all.dying,
KIRK: You can be helped. But if you killed him, you murderer! You murderer! You murderer! You murderer! You murderer! You murderer!dead.
Anyway, a few lost poems from some modern-day Shakespeares. This is Cannibal Corpse's "Rancid Amputated Neck".
Torsos hang from head to clot
Ripping through bone
Nerves are quivering to drink
Feel my mouth
I look at your pus develop
My muscles injected
Slit from head to drink
Vessels explode as I feed on fright
I will swallow your spine, smashing through their own intestines
Raped by some veins
I will swallow your own rectal slice through the rush
I slice through the blade of my mouth
Dying through bone
Suffering in my hell, I feel my hell, I feed of life on frighten as I rip
Feel the limbless cadaver
Devourment - Abominate Floor.
Ravaged and butchered, lifeless and murdered, torn limb from limb
Hunger take my fall before the lifeless and cold
Thirsty beast stands before the bloodthirsty beast act of
Mine, I'll choke on my cock as I stab
Gallons of blood, spilling, cold
Now I will take my
Life, the agony
Dead, I will spray, spilled to pieces
The suffering the floor
Dead, I will chop off the dead
To fornicate the flesh is hacked the death
Dead, I will spray til I'm no more
Torture me
Gallons of me
I write into nothing
Dead, I will spray til I feel release
The suffering murdered, soon the bloodbath ensues are ravaged and cold
Now I will carve my cock as I stand before the floor
A murdered, spilling, cold
Now I will choke on my face into nothing dormant
Dead, I will spray, spilled on my own death
Mastodon - Blood & Crack.
Split your backs and crack you see the fight in the sky
Aim directly for this fish to the sun
White whale
Break your lungs with blood & Thunder
I think that propels me
I am commands me
Harpoons thrust in the eye
What remorseless emperor commands me
The fight for his ivory leg is what someone is trying to kill me
The fight to the sun
White white white white what someone is whale - holy grail
This ivory leg is trying my mind
No man of the eye
Blood and crack your lungs with blood and destroying my soul
I am completely immersed in the what someone is a fight to prevail
This ivory leg is whale
Break your backs and crack your backs and destroying my body away from the death
I no longer govern my blood and thunder
If you wish to kill me
Aim directly for this ivory leg is what remorseless emperor commands men
I think that propels me
Infecting my blood and thunder
When your backs and thunder
White white whale
Break you wish to prevail
This fish is what propels me
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 25, 2016, 10:16:43 am
EDIT::
I did the TNG episode "The Naked Now". It resulted in some... truly bizzare innuendo scenes. I marked that one, just in case. I edited the format to make it readable.
Spoiler: THE NAKED NOW (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The most awkward "adult" scene in history (click to show/hide)
Post by: BFEL on June 27, 2016, 06:06:59 am
'COMMANDING FROM ENGINEERING THE BEAM EYES
PICARD'S COM VOICE: Picard, Riker. Commander Riker. Commanding from Engineering the beam eyes.
RIKER'S COM VOICE: This works.
Post by: Loam on July 06, 2016, 12:09:48 pm
Quote
PICARD: (interrupting) On duty off clothes.For some reason I can totally see Picard saying this.
Anyway, more lost episodes. These are from "Return of Age":
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And these from "Wink of Force":
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 06, 2016, 02:16:47 pm
SPOCK: Captain!
(He gets knocked out.)
KIRK: I can't understandings.
Post by: Khym Chanur on July 07, 2016, 10:35:20 am
Quote
COMMANDER: Activate the attacking.
ENSIGN: Attacking activated, sir!
Post by: ZM5 on July 07, 2016, 01:01:47 pm
Finally, she hands Kirk a skull and he smashes it over Spock's recommendation.Thats...kinda dark.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 08, 2016, 05:05:56 pm
Finally, she hands Kirk a skull and he smashes it over Spock's recommendation.Thats...kinda dark.
This is how I picture this scene, because I had hamburgers for food time today.
KIRK: So like, I'm not sure what to have for lunch today. I was thinking of a burger.
SPOCK: This soup is good. You should try this vegetable soup.
KIRK: Mmhm. Mmm. Mmmhmm. Yes. (Shuffles over to Spock's table)
*smashes comically giant skull over Spock's soup, sending it flying everywhere*
KIRK: Clean this mess up, maintenance. Then get me a burger.
---
EDIT: Also, in this scene, Sarek beatboxes a lullaby.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on July 09, 2016, 06:18:08 pm
It is perfect
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 09, 2016, 06:50:07 pm
...and the soup woman declares "soup."
It is perfect
I posted the bit about skull smashing before the travestifacator genned soup woman, so it is super extra good.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 10, 2016, 11:00:08 am
What is this
This is glorious
Post by: Amperzand on July 12, 2016, 02:40:39 am
How could such a thing be?
Post by: Max™ on July 18, 2016, 08:22:31 am
These are so hilarious I am always inspired to make more. :DLate reply, but I hadn't checked the thread in a while dammit!
[TSU_NOUN:eye spine] The art of war involves stabbing the enemy with your eyes.
[PREFSTRING:tubers unknown for vampires Is garlic a tuber?
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:beet woman] There is nothing funny about vegetable-spousal abuse.
[ATTACK_VERB:snatchling a honey badger man:gazelle work is not a radish fry] Honey badger man IS a radish fry though.
[STATE_NAME:pineapple wings] Ah yes, solid, liquid, gas, pineapple wings.
[BODYPART_BARN] Oh fuck, that's a bad sign if you need a barn to store them all.
[EDIBLE_RESPONSE] [RESPONSE MISSING DUE TO DELICIOUSNESS]
[MILKABLE_TEMPERATICIAN] God I hope temperaticians are female.
[ITEM_PRESS_NECKS:BASHFUL:-50:FACET:BRAINER] Ah yes, the Non-Bashful Neckpress Brainer, it's their mating season.
[DISPLAYABLE_CHIN:0] How do you hide a chin? Does it retract? Is this just a fancy term for a scarf?
[MAX_TENT:3000-16000 from flour] Max no want flour kilo-tents.
[NAME insidious natural opal:STP:OVERWRITE:BLIZZARD] Ah, the sequel to Overwatch, Overwatch 2: Insidious Natural Opal.
[USE_AND_HOLE_KEYBOARD, SHRINE] I just got a mechanical keyboard, it's nice but not quite shrine or screw level nice.
[TUNIC:EAT_BODIES] Setting aside what an awful idea this is, it seems like the bodypart barn guy could use these.
[NAME:acorn in a leaf slurry] Favorite drink of squirrel-people everywhere.
[OBJECTED_BEARD_RACEFUL:64000:200] That's absurd, beards are awesome, racism is not awesome, therefore beards aren't racist, checkmate!
[USE_BOTTOM_LAY_STRETCH:4] *titters furiously*
[IGNITE:DRINK] Ah, a frosty cool mug of OH GOD MY EYES ARE BOILING!
[ADJ:LIQUID, VIBRATES_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR] Well, yeah, if you vibrate anything fast enough it will liquefy.
[NAME:CROCODILE_GLOB] Crocodile Dundee's less catchily named and somewhat slow cousin.
[ALCOHOL_DEPENDEC_FOUND] Raising the question "who lost an alcohol dependec?" and what a dependec is?
[SYN_IDENT, WAVERINGINEER] The weresurfer bites you, passing on the weresurfer curse!
[VAMPIRE_STYLE_UNCONSCIOUS] Well, yeah, they gotta be knocked out before you can feed.
[OUTDOOR_GAR_LONGE_BODY_HAIR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE] You are correct, there is nothing fun about hairy gar.
[GEM_PANTS] Which gem? Steven? I don't think any of the others actually wear pants, do they?
[SOUNDER_MELTING_CIVILIZARD:HUMAN] The lizard people are slipping, to let their presence known by deploying the sonic melting rays in public!
[BIOME:ANALYTICALITY:NOSER] Full admision: I didn't read past the first 4 letters of the second word before I broke down giggling.
[SPECIALATTACK_ENEMIES] [SPECIALATTACK_FRIENDS]
[VALUES_AIR, BAG_ON_KILL] Great, another recall notice.
And finally:
[APP_MODIFIED_IF_NO_CLOWN] [APP_HORRIFIED_IF_CLOWN]
Post by: Wirevix on July 18, 2016, 10:22:12 pm
Cave Beard (http://i.imgur.com/DKQckWq.jpg) - Is it a dwarf? Under all that beard, we may never know...
Fel Orcupineafowl (http://i.imgur.com/BQJiTDr.jpg) - Even worse-tempered, and now equipped with quills...
Giant Swallockal (http://i.imgur.com/wo7EJTs.jpg) - Swallowed whole three pigs, and still hungry.
Goblizard (http://i.imgur.com/9fG1jQQ.jpg) - An unfortunate looking skink.
Moghopperheat Bugbatross Fish (http://i.imgur.com/8ozLhos.jpg) - A specialized pond predator.
Lord Serpent Allightit (http://i.imgur.com/iyeDkEL.jpg) - Laugh at his name, get bit.
Littlesnake Man (http://i.imgur.com/49A89hG.jpg) - With needle sword and acorn shield.
Creature of the Nightmarestritch (http://i.imgur.com/DMebf1r.jpg) - The exploded-head birds in Twilight Princess freaked me out.
Amphibian Mako Retmenacecluse Shark (http://i.imgur.com/rPHjQFj.jpg) - Scourge of the wharf.
Wild Bushmasked Hornbacklesnapping Spiny Dog (http://i.imgur.com/jz61csf.jpg) - Probably from Australia.
Steelhead Shoe Crawler (http://i.imgur.com/go6ixce.jpg) - Always check inside your boots before you put them on.
Creepy Crabbrowed Tiger Eelhead Ster (http://i.imgur.com/RLeYqWV.jpg) - It sways as it walks.
Cave Shade Drunicorpionster (http://i.imgur.com/jJrDH9R.jpg) - A deep cavern hunter.
Octopulating Eyellow Spider (http://i.imgur.com/Pf9K4In.jpg) - Named for always having eight offspring.
Horrorberergrizzly Beaster (http://i.imgur.com/2iksbPD.jpg) - Pops up like a jack-in-the-box.
Shark Troll (http://i.imgur.com/F9XdFPR.jpg) - Specially bred for an aquatic assault.
Giant Flying Spingsnake (http://i.imgur.com/0ewqyhQ.jpg) - Spring-loaded aerial predator.
Crunicorpion Recluse Spiderbear (http://i.imgur.com/4MdxsrN.jpg) - Hanging upside-down in the cave entrance.
And the one I think I drew best:
Saber Shaman Outcast (http://i.imgur.com/4UMfYxR.jpg) - Leading a splintered society.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 19, 2016, 02:44:13 am
the tiny little snakeman is just adorable.
Post by: ZM5 on July 19, 2016, 03:36:45 am
I love all of them. The creature of the Nightmarestritch seems like something I'd mod in, about on the same line as some of my own original creature design.
I think I love the Saber Shaman Outcast, the Cave Shade Drunicorpionster and the Crunicorpion Recluse Spiderbear the most - the Spiderbear in particular has that "creepy awesome" vibe to it.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 19, 2016, 11:13:28 am
Fish were you not yet aware of this thread?I was aware, but the Star Trek. The Star Trek.
How could such a thing be?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 20, 2016, 02:28:29 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ZM5 on July 20, 2016, 03:30:59 am
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASPY_VARIATION]The travestificator is starting to sound like a teenager.
I went ahead and did some more site pops travesties.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 20, 2016, 06:14:38 am
[ATTACK_VERMIN_CATEGORY:LEG_UPPER]
[NAME:range seed nerves]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE:CHILD_NAME:shortfin man]
[GETS_WOUND_IN_LEARN]
[ATTACK:SCRATCH_SIZE:0:0]
[SAVAGERY_FREQUENCY:GOLDEN_YELLOW_MAN]
[PATTERN:IRIS_EYE_AS_EXAMPLE:0]
[BODY_SIZE_PERIOD:2000000]
[TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL:fingers]
[STATE_NAME:booms:a loon.]
[APPLY_CREATURE_TILE_GLOB_PASSAULT:PERSON]
These nail of a longer eel]
[STANDARD_MATERIAL_TEMPERATE_NAME:acorn:acorn for patteriority.
[ITEM_HELM_HELM_CAPITAL]
[ATTACK_SKIRT_LOST:A_D:D_D:P:R]
[APPLY_CURRENT_CASTE_NAME:make it fruit a bars that is a grainbow.
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_JOB:CLOTHING:1000:2900]
[PERIODICAL_CREATURE:BIRD_KAKAPO_MARKET]
[MAX_TRUNK_DIAMETHYST]
[PREFSTRING:nuts it on/off.
[NAME:peach-faced lovebird men:wren hatchling nature clickers]
[ARMOR_CONTACT_PERSON]
[MEANDERSWIMMING:NOT_JUMP]
[AMBUSHTIT_MAT:SEED:SEED:swan man:hyena woman]
[RAIN_FISH_EXILE]
[NAME:sweet man]
[ETHIC:THEFT:PECAN]
[COMBAT_EVENT_EXOTIC]
[SELECT_CASTE_NAME:peard:mongoose bars (use the heart]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_MAN]
[ETHIC:ASSAGE_DENSITY:450:95:98:100]
[APPLY_CREATURE:SNOUT_OF_SIGHT:90:95:98:100:8900:7508:7254:6433:7900]
[APPLY_CREATURE:SHARK_PENETRATION:GIANT]
[STOCKPILE_NAME:mayor:mayors]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:RED:BY_TYPE:GRASP_STRING:booming goes truetype of a monster its has longfish found in the Bay 12 kph
[GROWTH_TIMING:long length]
[PREFSTRING:suckerine:wolverine:giant lion of drink etc., needs:6:0:0:200]
[GRASS_LOINCLOTH_BROW_TEMPLATE]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH_LAMPREY]
And finally:
[GETS_WOUND_INFECTION:BEARD_HAIR]
Post by: Guardian G.I. on July 20, 2016, 10:15:57 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 20, 2016, 12:56:37 pm
You're gonna
But he's trying everything related
angry bees?
Thank you.
Also this part, where Cap's response to Loki sneaking onto a satellite is "meh, what could go wrong"
STEVE
criminal, Loki getting to a satellite, it's good man.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 20, 2016, 02:45:49 pm
Spoiler: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, PT.1 (click to show/hide)
It's the one with Locutus and stuff. For some reason I had to generate like, 15 times to get anything coherent from this script.
Post by: Loam on July 20, 2016, 06:13:21 pm
I don't know what the deal is with these scripts, but everyone keeps beatboxing."Beat" is script-speak for a pause. But I like your interpretation better.
Also, Trek travesties seem to work better when you put in more than one episode. The Travestificator will lag a lot, but the results are more varied.
From the cutting room floor of the Star Wars original trilogy:
Spoiler: A New Hope (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Empire Strikes Back (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Return of the Jedi (click to show/hide)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 20, 2016, 07:47:00 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on July 20, 2016, 10:28:16 pm
Post by: Urlance Woolsbane on July 21, 2016, 02:41:02 am
I don't know what the deal is with these scripts, but everyone keeps beatboxing."Beat" is script-speak for a pause. But I like your interpretation better.
Also, Trek travesties seem to work better when you put in more than one episode. The Travestificator will lag a lot, but the results are more varied.
From the cutting room floor of the Star Wars original trilogy:Spoiler: A New Hope (click to show/hide)Spoiler: The Empire Strikes Back (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Return of the Jedi (click to show/hide)
So many gems, though it's worth noting that Return of the Jedi is the least hilarious.
Quote
EMPEROR
(laughing)
Good. Use your aggressive feelings deep down, Luke. They do you credit. But they could be mistaken...about a great many things.
VADER
(skeptical)
He will come to me?
EMPEROR
(to Luke)
Doesn't sound so bad.
The Emperor as he strokes Leia like a pet cat.
LUKE
Leia! Leia's my sister.
Leia holds back her tears as Luke makes a thumbs-down gesture.
*Dies.*
Post by: Guardian G.I. on July 21, 2016, 12:38:25 pm
Spoiler: Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back vs. Dune (click to show/hide)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 25, 2016, 07:36:09 am
Afries Bomb Raccoon Age of Chaos
Penumbra: Bloo Tycoon
Grand Fork III: Miami
Delta Fortres of the Rome
Delta Forgotter
Astra: An Ex
The Sims 3: Shadows of Chem
Resident Evilizardian Age of Duty: Gearthur: Sovieties in the Conquisin Hear Tycoon
Blackrablo IV
Silent Evil: Railroads!
Battleground Motion V
Ballout 2
Napole-ear
Batmand & Blood Mode Swarrio
Quake Old 2
Star War: Wars
Worksider Bumpkin' Lands & Blade Elder
1830: Railroad to Rome
Sims 3: I'm Gods
Epic Baken Sims 3: War Cell: Dino Defensive
Rayman: Absolution
Wars Bombie 2: Terrand 1942
The Gay of Empire
Resident Hunter-Strike Nights
Grand The Roboost Wonder
Advengered for Escape
XCOM: Earth Lost
4D Speed for Pigs
Call of Amazings
Baldur's House of House of War
Callade – Blacklistful of World Killin' Magic
Battlefield of Water
Batman: World of Date
Delta Fore Elder Spade The East Rolls
Systelancy's Speed for Solid
Need for Strolls IV: Blader
Metal Genes and Medal Wars: The Sims: The For Splings
Battlefield 2: Damnations Force Tales
Anticalypse
Dwarrior Scrolls V: Goo Truck 2
And finally:
Beyond The Stroller-Strike: Theft Auto Rolls
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 26, 2016, 12:20:01 pm
Sims 3: I'm Gods - Actual Title of next Sims game
Star War: Wars - It's like there was a typo, and instead of fixing it they added a subtitle.
Batman: World of Date - Clearly a dating sim. Our dreams of a Mr Freeze and Two Face romance will be realized!
Call of Amazings - Actual Title of next shooter game
Post by: Nyxalinth on August 31, 2016, 09:19:39 am
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH_LAMPREY]
You attack the flag with the lamprey, but it doesn't seem to do any harm.
Post by: Gwolfski on September 01, 2016, 11:27:38 am
I'd so want to play this.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 02, 2016, 09:00:11 am
(Experimenting with adding the genre to the mix)
XCOM: Endanger Pacific (Survival )
The Windows of Might and War (Business (Stealth )
Call of Sevengeancer (First-Person Shooter )
Dungeon management 3 (RTS )
X3: Team Force: Task Forgotten (Business simulation, Stealth )
Fistful of Duty: Ghosts (Simulation-adventure,puzzle Playing )
Epic Battleground 3: Shooter, military Annihilation, Arcade Empires (Action role-Playing Crusader Scrolling Shooter )
The car combat simulation RPG )
Song of the Silent 2000 (City-building )
Freelancy's Splinteracts (Real-time tactical shooter )
XCOM: Enemy Witcher (Tycoon 2: Season shooter )
PlanetSidescrolls II: The Future )
Baldur's Gate Carnage (MUD )
Prince of Tanks (RPG )
Jurassic Party (Action, FPS )
Company of Chaos and Patriots (Tactive moviet Assault on Mythology (Racing game )
The Elder Than Light (Sports of WWII (Platformer, Fire & Sword Conquerade )
StarCraft: Waterloo (Adventure, Strategy )
Vampire Earth II (Strategy, Real-time tactics )
3D Conquer: The Sims: Vietnam (Real-time tactical Murderland Strategy, Real-time strategy )
Goat Sims: University Soccer (MOBA )
Sid Meier's Gate Call of Chernobyl (Party )
The Elder Scrollingrad (Survival Horror )
The Sims: Hot Pursuit Larry simulator (Action )
Dino Defeat: SWAT (Inter-Strike Fortress simulator )
And finally:
Company tycoon 2: Horror's Gate II: Dawn of Duty: Wolves of King Floor 2 (Business simulation )
Post by: SQman on September 02, 2016, 09:41:22 am
XCOM: Earth LostIsn't that just XCOM 2?
I'd so want to play this.
XCOM: Endanger PacificTerror from the deep remake semi-confirmed
Post by: Dorsidwarf on September 05, 2016, 10:23:53 am
Featuring PRINCE KV, who must defeat the evil W'Gm'Ing empire armed with only a selection of 152-mm howitzers, before the world is NERFED!
Post by: Dirst on September 05, 2016, 02:30:30 pm
The Windows of Might and War (Business (Stealth )This is about Microsoft I presume.
Sid Meier's Gate Call of Chernobyl (Party )Nothing livens up a party like absorbing lethal doses of radiation trying to fight a fire.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 07, 2016, 04:23:52 am
Age of Duty Online Man: Condition game, Action role-playing and War: Shooter II: Dangered Kings (First-Person shooter )
Dwarf Foreverwinteractics, Tactical shooter )
Strongholder Scrolls: Arkham Knight Simulation, Survival horror )
StarCraft II: Dagger Zone!
System Shooter Nights and The Old Republic (MMORPG )
Digital Gear Solid Snake III: Ascent 2000 (City-building )
Call of Duty: Inquisiton (RPG, Fantasy VIII (Role-playing )
War (Visual Novely Playing )
Call of Tanks (Turn-based strategy, RPG )
Beasts of Frags (Action, MMO )
World of Person Shooter, Platformer )
Need for Species (RTS )
Doom in Russia (First-person shooter )
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Myth Dragon (Turn-based strategy )
Commandos: Shadows of Warcraft (Role-playing )
Company of the Behind (Racing )
Beyond the Ballad of Duty: Blade Symphony (First-person shooter )
Robot Role-playing )
Fistful of Chernobyl (Action, Archite (Action )
Mount & Black Ops 2 (Racing video game )
And finally:
Dwarf Fork in Hell (Action )
Post by: Ombragon on September 09, 2016, 06:59:41 am
Post by: ZM5 on September 09, 2016, 08:34:02 am
Doom in Russia, You play a vodka powered super-soldier mowing through armies of demons and bearsSo it's just an alternate title for Russian Overkill.
Post by: Eric Blank on September 09, 2016, 04:33:15 pm
Post by: Klisz on September 10, 2016, 03:52:17 pm
3D Conquer: The Sims: Vietnam (Real-time tactical Murderland Strategy, Real-time strategy )
"Murderland"? Who put Jack Thompson in charge of naming game genres?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on September 12, 2016, 07:14:37 pm
3D Conquer: The Sims: Vietnam (Real-time tactical Murderland Strategy, Real-time strategy )
"Murderland"? Who put Jack Thompson in charge of naming game genres?
Yeah so, I just fed the Wikipedia article on Jack Thompson into this thing. Excerpts below. Yeah, I know I included a lot with the bats, but every time they came up it was funny as hell.
Additionally, I see that I inadvertently included smiley code in this list for number 8. I'm not changing it.
---
1) The judge claims that they had become friends and were violent plans. Thompson with bats. It's absolutely nuts.
2) Thompson's request was denied any link, citing drug-related robbery. The boy's lawyers would be entertainment.
3) "nobody shoots anybody in the death claim. The court".
4) Manufacturer Electronic Arts dismissed unanimously by the Department of a 15-year old male, being able to walk into your hands with bats.
5) Posey's criminal defense team was relying on an insanity defense of their brain. Soon thereafter, the plaintiffs filed a motion to have criminal conviction at any cost.
6) Sony PlayStation 2's DualShock controller "gives you a pleasurable buzz back into your hands with bats. It's absolutely nuts."
7) Thompson supported a causal link between such games that such a misstep would enforce a private-sector standards if the games have influence on the game was removed from the awful reality. Soon thereafter, the ESA filed their brain.
8) In Louisiana Governor Tim Pawlenty to "pursue and file criminal charges against sale of Grand Theft Auto player." However, he was working with law enforce a private-sector standards if the game at Chicago, Illinois bus stops.
9) Thompson appeared to be told by a sheriff's deputy that the game during a shower, explaining and misperception of what we do.
10) Rockstar for £50 million in damages from the game... You don't even speech.
11) On June 2, 2006 The lawsuit to prevent Thompson was in the U.S.
Post by: ZM5 on September 15, 2016, 05:01:34 am
13 ironze croc
2 snailfinissperdant Civ: Torrups of Jewed Batter", lair
18 spiderite men
2 chimelshorses
317: Malils, blood elk birds
739: Rubbits
1 aboministence, "Nutcast
100 night Kegsahmeadwarf
98 night elk bears
1 giant cars
3 giant cockatrolls
9 anitotemies
10 alpacious Droplocks
1 bear Keys
1 eviles
3 ogree falord: Narad, primals, orchus Indi Shasor, "Lark pigs
104 scorrupted squirrows
7 buffaloram
24 leon guards
4 titango men
1 bloodytes
38 bonoblins
50 nightboil, "Cank", hamlet
120 rhingoes
1 pandslugs
27 jaysman
10 wild visitor
3 chingclopes
13 grizzly bearsalt
23 tigerous Darks
50 night elk birds
50 rhingvar visitor
1 tarillamas
2 alpacastles
10 devilking
3 shrineafowls
9 jungle eye
23 frostoads
And finally:
1 iroktyavtone-humanovrillashvorovas
Post by: TheFlame52 on September 15, 2016, 07:06:27 am
120 rhingoesabsolutely horrifying
Post by: Dunamisdeos on September 16, 2016, 01:59:49 pm
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/09/oh-my-takei.gif)
Post by: Grimlocke on September 16, 2016, 03:12:26 pm
Quote
3 giant cockatrolls
Oh god, that's three more than there ever should be in a sane world.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 05, 2016, 08:52:53 am
Fistful Boy (Survival )
Rollery Game )
Far Crimson shooter )
Pools of Thrones (Action role-playing game )
Silent Evil 6 (Action Flame )
The Sims 3: Warfare (Action real Tournament simulation-adventure )
3D Conflicts: Sleep of War
Hitman: Armed Assassic Park (Real-time (Simulation-adventure )
Hitman: Construction-Adventure )
ARMA: Armed Alexanders (Racing, Arcade )
Need for Species (Survival horror )
Border Extinct Animals (Business simulation )
Out of Warlords (Role-playing video game )
Pool of Gay Tony (Role-Playing )
Armor Project Zombie Driver (Puzzle )
Five Nights of Defeat: Son of the Lost Within (First-person shooter )
Medal of the Lich Kings of the Wizards & Robber (Role-playing )
Crusade – Red Orcs Must Coast Front ()
Hotline Divinity: Ghosts (Fantasy )
A Hat in Russia (Business simulation )
And finally:
Dwarface (Role-playing, Sims: Hunter, FPS )
Post by: PTTG?? on October 09, 2016, 10:13:21 pm
[2016-10-09 21:51:32] <misko82> OH SHIT.
[2016-10-09 21:32:02] <PTTG> It's ALL JUSTICE SCALIA.
[2016-10-09 22:13:17] <PowderMiner> the entire damn Senate back better the chasers are on dodge of the rarest of Trump Effect
[2016-10-09 21:45:44] <Alsofrumoke> Somebody has joined it think Russia
[2016-10-09 22:33:13] <urbangiraffe> "Mr. Trump, pls Mr Trump downers, half of our lunch her, don't know they'll have plaid someone say "I want to be awesome people
[2016-10-09 22:29:15] <whyaminotasleepyet> shit
[2016-10-09 21:34:51] <smjjames (smjjames> A big sexy.
[2016-10-09 21:46:38] <misko82> BENGHARGLE
[2016-10-09 21:18:30] <misko82> I were we does handlers speaking, I do the did lol
[2016-10-09 22:01:48:01] <SecretJew> I'm espect here's going taxes?
[2016-10-09 22:17:08] <smirk> kind or no
[2016-10-09 22:25:55] <urbangiraffe> Fatchinese the named pepe
[2016-10-09 22:07:54] <misko82> OH MY GOD DAMN IT CONGRESS
[2016-10-09 21:36:30] <smjjames> Get the alt-right every orange hues again
[2016-10-09 22:24:52] <SecretJew> Oh dear
[2016-10-09 22:26] <MetalSlimeHunt> *sniff*
[2016-10-09 21:47] <misko82> BENGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIIIIIIIIII?!?!
[2016-10-09 21:25:58] <smjjames> Sex tape, And that like 15 seconomy ballow it's a dealmaking as like the trump did Trump making
[2016-10-09 22:06:27] <fearfuljesuit> truth
[2016-10-09 22:09:28] <PowderMiner> TWO HUNDRED GENDERS" step! THE QUESTION ABOUT HIM HIM HIM HIM HIMSELF AHAHA
[2016-10-09 21:18:51] <misko82> Trump fuck.
[2016-10-09 21:46:58] <Cript> Wait was sexy.
[2016-10-09 21:56:28] <Folly> Hi.
[2016-10-09 22:02:18:17] <misko82> It's the meme
[2016-10-09 21:38] <PowderMiner> Nobody even
[2016-10-09 22:03:51] <PowderMiner> They just say a deep showing memes
[2016-10-09 22:00:15] <misko82> THE RUSSIANS ARE YOUR CHILDREN
[2016-10-09 22:13:08] <smjjames> Yeah, Elon, theory
[2016-10-09 21:49:36] <RedKing> I hearing, a lion front of russians
[2016-10-09 21:17:08] <SecretJew> LEL
[2016-10-09 22:10:01] <Alsofrumoke> ... now is Aleppo
[2016-10-09 21:40:20] <Max^tm> STOP BEING TO ME YOUR STRATEGY
[2016-10-09 22:37:12] <PTTG> GPS feels exactly like a farce took somethings
[2016-10-09 21:26:42] <PowderMiner> TWO HUNDRED GENERALS AND ADMIRALS
[2016-10-09 22:22:47] <PowderMiner> Seemed pretty sure, now know nothings
[2016-10-09 21:09:07] <Rolan7> Trump agrees! Somehow.
[2016-10-09 22:37:37] <MetalSlimeHunt> ARE DOING IT OH MY GOD
[2016-10-09 22:23:02] <Frumoke> blood.
This is, like... 30% more coherent than Trump was.
Post by: Max™ on October 09, 2016, 10:27:42 pm
ARE DOING IT OH MY GOD
blood.
Post by: Rolan7 on October 09, 2016, 11:38:18 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 19, 2016, 12:24:09 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on October 19, 2016, 03:08:20 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And sites and pops:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Klisz on October 19, 2016, 04:54:30 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on October 19, 2016, 06:46:15 pm
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 17, 2016, 07:28:14 pm
Q: Are we not manoid?
A: We are DEVO.
Q: Got any joints?
A: Nope, sorry.
[NAME:dwarving knives -What did you say you were naming the baby?
[ATTACK_PREFSTRING]
[MATION:WERECOVER:3:3] Once a month on the full moon, Urist turns into a duvet.
[NAME:carves:dwarves]
[IT_CARVING]--This is a wooden figurine of Pennywise the Clown. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.
:slash:slash:slash:slash:slashes:dwarf:dwarf:dwarf:dwarf:dwarf, you castes bit
ATTACK_PREPARE_TART
Next we us --previously, we you!
[USE_MAT:SWEAT_CASTE:FEMALE]
[GRASS:GELDABLE] i... didn't know grass had those.
Next woman:hoary marmot.
Post by: ZM5 on November 17, 2016, 08:36:51 pm
2 mole Corrupted camels
23 chedboars
1 gluhenorks
8 outcastles
1 evilkineafowls
2 nagarms
97 ironails
10 guards
3 nightborneminator
6 cave spigs
125 geistrigrest reinders
7 blacks
26 guardian outcasts
3 titasaatbar (sounds like a normal tavern occurence to me...well, except for the fact there's an uneven number)
240: Mechoes
admindeads
50 hornedwink of Embralak
23 cave towns
7 snailboars
22 slothful Persuademon
83 fired Tumor
368: Meal", cave crabbits
27 grizzly Tungles
106 wood satyr of Deep
25 caviscera
1 frogbar
308: Basin outcastfolk
8 slugg primate Brillows
50 eliminish men
1 undeer buffalos
24 giant snail elves
23 furbold
4 peakcrack birds
14 satyred human
577: Ceiligator of Gutjejays
350 puff outcasts
1 corrupted cats
Owner: The Gedach", hill orcs
1 wyvernals
1 dwallost outcast
4 jaguar Stations
And finally:
1 giant grand treat
We really need to get a thread going for modding actual RAWs of the site_pops travesties. There's a lot of potential in this I'd think.
Post by: Dirst on November 17, 2016, 08:51:57 pm
8 outcastlesMegaproject bathrooms. Obviously a dwarven site.
Post by: TheFlame52 on November 17, 2016, 09:46:17 pm
25 cavisceraIt's got a vicious streak a mile wide!
Post by: Nyxalinth on November 18, 2016, 07:34:13 pm
24 giant snail elves
23 furbold
We really need to get a thread going for modding actual RAWs of the site_pops travesties. There's a lot of potential in this I'd think.
My votes are on those two, especially snail elves.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 19, 2016, 01:02:20 am
Its like birdmagedon all over again
Post by: Dunamisdeos on November 19, 2016, 12:23:50 pm
I fed these already amusing/super cool names through the travestificator.
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Doming Chadrabbler
Holycheence Chitz
Diamondy Diamonopoulos
Antonio Eagle Tocantorm Awkwarcus Shitelbaum
Coulos Shiter
Storm Bro
Canket Boliday
Cher Drabbler
Chence Ching Chitz
Indiamonopoulosius Shingo Eagle
Jesusy Toucan
Lord Crick Bong
Thas Shitricket
Shiter Awkwarcuse
Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Cheeseborough
Stong Chitz
Chengo Garzantord
Pully Polly
Cricket Frabbler
---
There were many more.
Post by: TheFlame52 on November 19, 2016, 03:32:34 pm
Post by: Nyxalinth on December 06, 2016, 07:24:50 am
So, I work at a call center. Because time and the bare-faced horror of American culture unleashed without consequence have ground us down to bitter, powdery husks of who we once were, we keep a list of funny/awesome names that cross our desks.
I fed these already amusing/super cool names through the travestificator.
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Doming Chadrabbler
Holycheence Chitz
Diamondy Diamonopoulos
Antonio Eagle Tocantorm Awkwarcus Shitelbaum
Coulos Shiter
Storm Bro
Canket Boliday
Cher Drabbler
Chence Ching Chitz
Indiamonopoulosius Shingo Eagle
Jesusy Toucan
Lord Crick Bong
Thas Shitricket
Shiter Awkwarcuse
Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Cheeseborough
Stong Chitz
Chengo Garzantord
Pully Polly
Cricket Frabbler
---
There were many more.
I work at one, too. Hail, fellow csr in the trenches!
My favorite is Antonio Eagle Tocantorm Awkwarcus Shitelbaum
Post by: Haspen on December 06, 2016, 07:33:32 am
Toucan that can turn water into wine ;v
Best buddy at parties v;
Post by: Nyxalinth on April 03, 2017, 09:27:54 pm
sarah yet to recover an artifact or a kidnapped citizens of fort --Another citizen of fort needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.
successfully jerry started child --He admired a fine paternity suit recently
Working. I have bob2
The bob anticipated a war with a nearby human civ
still in a war with a nearby human tavern
suddenly sheila interruption --I cancel work: interrupted by me. It was inevitable.
Okay, hmmmm, not as expected. Let's try again.
[DUTY_BREW] --Dwarves not doing what you tell them? give them this!
can 'players' designed Ruin Assault
DO_NOT_APPALL
can also use SCHONG
[PETICING]
[SHOES_BROKE]
[COLON_CLOAK:1]
[TOOL:BRO]
[UNDEAD_CANDIDATE_MUSICAL_BARN:MUSCLE] --Featuring the hit song "Grr, Arrgh, Brains!"
[STONED_HUN]
[LEAN_A_HIVE]
[SKILL:UGLY]
[PUNISH_COLOR:7:0:1]
[OCEAN_ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE] --This was me for a while after watching Tusk.
[WEAPON_SPOUSE]
[UNDEAD_CABINETS:1]
[LIKES_SITE:NAME:rangers]
[NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT]
[MENIAL_BITUMINOUS_COAT:MILKER]
LIKES_SHAPINGS:COMPETITIONS]
[AT_PEAR_CAVE:LEADERS_IGNORE_NEUTRAL:ONLY]
And finally, no making puppies into beer:
[PET:6:BREWING:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
Post by: TheFlame52 on April 04, 2017, 07:39:07 am
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 04, 2017, 12:20:38 pm
[WEAPON_SPOUSE]
[NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT]
This tells a whole story, right here.
Post by: TheFlame52 on April 04, 2017, 12:43:17 pm
[NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT]Wait a sec, that's a real raw tag. There's no travesty here!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 04, 2017, 02:43:26 pm
What a travesty to post it here. :P[NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT]Wait a sec, that's a real raw tag. There's no travesty here!
And some regular travesties:
[ODOR_PANT_STRUNK_BROAT:STRIKE]
[COMPREDATORSIONS]
[TENDINGER]
[HEAD:BLUNGS:HEARS:NONE]
[TRUNK_BRASS_TEETH:FRUIT]
[TRUCT:RYEGRASP]
[GO_TO_CLASS:NONE]
[ELECT_STRINK:PUNCHILD:1000]
[APPLY_COUN:feathe penguin the wax]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_WALKING_POISON]
[PUS:PUS:LIQUID:dwarven milky]
[COLDDAM_POINT:NONE:LOCAL_PLANT_GREEN-YELLOW_MAN]
[NOBREATHE:ALL:left more evil interactions we only mate with its withinus
dive instruction of object lizards:lizard food of pure imp]
toes slowly the move:shudders:necroman]
[LIGAMENT_CANNOT_HAVE_GIANT PEREGRINE]
[APERTURE:SQUARE_CHOCOLATE_WETLAND]
[REACTION][PRODUCT:TALLOW:FIREBALL][SKELETON]
And finally:
[GROWTH_NAME:avocadamaggots]
Post by: Nyxalinth on April 04, 2017, 04:04:29 pm
[NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT]Wait a sec, that's a real raw tag. There's no travesty here!
Whoops! I still thought it was kind of funny in a "well, duh!" way.
Post by: Eric Blank on April 04, 2017, 10:20:52 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 06, 2017, 04:22:24 am
3054509 elephant tigers
2688033 macaque peach-faced snowy owls
249 giant rove crabbered sea langoes
1237 jack-cres
Unnumberegrine flyings
11 pythoney pard men
1487 gibbonsterfish
349 spotterflying turtles
6029 gree froglodytes
43 chamelephant kangur men
5384309 giant eagleshoe crawlers
51192 hungfish
16492 giant elephanded brings
Outdoor fiends
Unnumbered cave drunders
1474 axoloth buzzard snakes
353241744 giant serpengurses
12020475 commonarwhals
5501 thone-humped jabbegongooses
130 one-humpers
550128 spider crawlers
50978 giant axoloth butted slug men
1795308 yetises
1069 cuttlesnapping squid mons
42934 giant worm whales
4581 greef sharks
50 spider otted littlefish
1237 giant hammerpent walrus men
23850 leech beeserpenguins
9071 cassowary marmadiles
60 gigatortoises
108 giant jackal Popus masters
24 vulturtle wolves
427994 giant great mountain men
48 one-hump hedgehog merpengurs
344 green tapir monarwhalesnake men
30545 giant wild bonobolds
291 mooseshoppers
And finally:
6528 giant pythone-humping turtle wombats
...
Pythone-Humping Turtle Wombats, Pythone-Humping Turtle Wombats, Pythone-Humping Turtle Wombats, wombats with a half-shell, Pythone-Hump!...
Post by: TheFlame52 on April 06, 2017, 08:35:53 am
Post by: Eric Blank on April 06, 2017, 03:45:31 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on April 06, 2017, 03:51:33 pm
It is terrifying.
427994 giant great mountain men
Totally not minmaxing.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 07, 2017, 12:13:40 pm
Spoiler: 51192 hungfish (click to show/hide)
Oh myy.
Post by: ZM5 on April 07, 2017, 03:03:44 pm
Anyway, some site and pops travesties:
10 basiliant
303 fly beak
10 giant basilisks
10 groutcasts
104 skythy Bears
50 animaters
2 cave snails
10 basilind trolls
6 scorpider chicken
2395: Muck trollocs
2 geeseizure
Parent cave cocks
9 bulled Umciins
25 chimeroses
2 retreant basilisks
Unnumber men
10 basilistrigorlocks
And finally:
100 clopest trolls
Post by: Asin on April 08, 2017, 09:16:47 pm
Post by: ZM5 on April 11, 2017, 10:55:09 am
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 11, 2017, 01:45:36 pm
Bear dwarves.
In response to this, I made a bear dwarf race by smooshing some bear traits in with dwarves. They are bear-sized with fur and beards, also they have bear-appropriate claw + bite attacks. Lessened agility an d higher strength. The move at a slightly faster pace than regular dwarves because you cannot outrun bear.
Does anyone know what happens when you give an alcohol-dependent creature [guzzler]? I feel like the results should be amusing.
I am going to make an entity now.
::EDIT::
1- I changed Baron to Bearon. I am a clever jokesmith.
2- It's done, time to test. They are more martially-inclined and unpredictably violent than dwarves. They also place more emphasis on family and isolation. They can also eat you.
3- -snip- totes mcgoats made my own sprites.
Who wants some bear-dwarf civ? http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163728.msg7420248#msg7420248 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163728.msg7420248#msg7420248)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 12, 2017, 01:47:28 pm
For those interested, I compiled a list of all site_pops travesties so far here (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hRN2mY1WolcLrXEq26OXGjoCGnqGk5UQbM-ch2dL-kU/edit?usp=sharing) - feel free to look it over and take any of them and turn them into actual in-game creatures!(https://s16.postimg.org/xslhmddcl/speecho_the_trustworm.png)
Speecho the Trustworm is a giant pink earthworm-based megabeast. Only one can exist, and he is packed with useful phrases and trivia! He has a trustworthy moustache. Additionally, he breathes fire and wants to be your best friend.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163737.0 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163737.0) <- Mod Page
Post by: Asin on April 13, 2017, 06:57:54 pm
Bear dwarves.
In response to this, I made a bear dwarf race by smooshing some bear traits in with dwarves. They are bear-sized with fur and beards, also they have bear-appropriate claw + bite attacks. Lessened agility an d higher strength. The move at a slightly faster pace than regular dwarves because you cannot outrun bear.
Does anyone know what happens when you give an alcohol-dependent creature [guzzler]? I feel like the results should be amusing.
I am going to make an entity now.
::EDIT::
1- I changed Baron to Bearon. I am a clever jokesmith.
2- It's done, time to test. They are more martially-inclined and unpredictably violent than dwarves. They also place more emphasis on family and isolation. They can also eat you.
3- -snip- totes mcgoats made my own sprites.
Who wants some bear-dwarf civ? http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163728.msg7420248#msg7420248 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163728.msg7420248#msg7420248)
Cool!
Now for other strange combos...
Goat elves and winged zebra goblins.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 17, 2017, 04:25:04 am
Spoiler: explanation (click to show/hide)
Parent lion of Culmous Confederacies, human
2 salting, dwarves
Owner: The Conqueroup, humans
lorderace, human
Owner: The Eviligned Realms, goblins
5 alpacasts
10 giant grizzly beasels
7 gilalrushmasked Pring of The Spiredness, humans
lady: Doomy Balrhyming, dwarves
2 water buffy watersapedstangeons
Owner: The Pregrizzly bears
24 jack bearspident ayers
lord: Mother, human
150 ratto Buds of Word: Mode Heat horses
5 gabbits
Owner: The Peekisses, goblins
9 forehogs
10 chick rattlesquirrels
3 sharkobolds
72 jump, humans
6273 beak Birthful Virginals
4995 fox squids
88 dwarvehatred, goblins
1 wilded Hatchpaint Triflingmoths
8683 wolf mandrilus men
3 cyclopean sunfishers
247677 nake men
Owner: Kissbuttone, human
103811 grizzly beetle man outcastlefish men
500 giance of Immoralizard, crones
4420 polarly Delight-Sheels
168328 frillarmadillos
66 dwarved Sacrifistlolins
66280 elephantoms of Quills
555 spiny Leaping magma crabs
46 waterbrunches
8288390 purringchanter brutes,
41707 fluffy wambridledequalition men
190 horseshoe cronesponges,
66 goat masked muskoxen
472874 hamstrancemonstrussels
And finally:
152 cockadingoes
Post by: ZM5 on April 17, 2017, 04:44:07 am
3 sharkoboldsI love this.
Post by: bloop_bleep on April 17, 2017, 02:14:35 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 17, 2017, 02:41:16 pm
The Travestificator,
prepost edit: Note to PTTG: Dropbox took down all Public links in general, and my links in particular seem to have been suspended for excessive traffic. For some reason. Here's a googledrive link to put in the OP instead: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B-dH7h5-e_uQWTdnNXlhS2xjUkk
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2017, 06:00:00 pm
It was originally used for creature raws and the like, but we started feeding things like books and star trek episodes into it to great effect.
Post by: bloop_bleep on April 18, 2017, 04:53:43 pm
You can put anything you want into it, and it jumbles it up amusingly. You can choose how badly it jumbles it.
It was originally used for creature raws and the like, but we started feeding things like books and star trek episodes into it to great effect.
It jumbles it up in such a way that the product is in correct DF raw syntax?
But then how could it understand English syntax as well without any changes?
Post by: Eric Blank on April 18, 2017, 07:50:16 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 19, 2017, 06:44:16 am
It doesn't understand syntax much. It creates readable text by virtue of not only using symbol combinations found in the source, but also using them with the same probability that they occur in the source. So the longer the text you feed to it, the better it manages to form coherent sentences.You can put anything you want into it, and it jumbles it up amusingly. You can choose how badly it jumbles it.
It was originally used for creature raws and the like, but we started feeding things like books and star trek episodes into it to great effect.
It jumbles it up in such a way that the product is in correct DF raw syntax?
But then how could it understand English syntax as well without any changes?
With DF raws though, it mostly just follows the raw syntax - square brackets for tags, colons separating elements. The results are never actually workable, but they're very fun to read. :)
((Note: my comments are in double-parentheses. Comments prefaced with -- are from the raws themselves.))
[HAS_NEUTRAININGULAR]
[LOOD:BLOOD:BLOOD:LIQUID]
[ANY_TEMPLAN:STANCE_MATEGORY:ADVENDRA]
[APPLY_CREATURE:SHIP]
[PREFSTRUCTURQUOISON]
[ATTACK_FLYING:mid-sized, raven allightly-strel.]
[SITION:A large form othe sponsore:goblenderine
[APPOINTROLLER]
[IMPORTANDY:QUADRUID_ART]
[PET_ENDINGULAR]
[ENDING_POPULAR]
[BIOME:giant chill.]
[REGION:The Bamber]
Just becomestics. Mainlessness.]
A colored. Their small_mammal was long natural man:fox women:bark:bark]
[GENDERGROUND]
[LOOSE_SEA_MONSTRUCK (two heath is declare prized, walks once bite:bite:bite:bite:bite:bite:bite:bites value
[OBJECT:PLANT_TOKEN:grama]
[WOOD_WOOD_BISCUITS]
[ITEM_ARMLESSNESS]
[COLOSS:MAUVE_THICKNESS]
Badgers:grizzly blunt-force cow]
[AMMO:ITEM_ARMLESSNESS]
Crows:red-purple flocks following formation of rocks.]
PLUCKED_LOVEBIRTH]
[INTELLIGATOR] -- they have differ from Wikiped only when burrow]
[TIMBRE:FORESTLINGUISTIC_PET_EXIST]
[ALCOHOL_CREAM]
[TREE_COMBAT:80:900]
A coldest parakeet burrow boominated.
Here, somethods as pedalboars tool.]
Wolve properly.
[NON_MORNING:EVIL]
[AMBUSHTIT_MAP_DESIGN]
happybara
[INST_FIPPLE, PURE, PURE, PIERCING, HARSH_TROLLECTED_IF_SELF]
[NATURE:OLM_MASK:RARE]
[PLANTER][VEGETATIONED]
[TUNING as forest.]
[SAVANNA_TROLL_NUM:TEST_ALBATROLL]
[BASIC_FORTIFIED_IF_EXTREMES:bentgrasp and learn mayhem.
[FUNCTION, SCRATCH COVER]
[GOBBLINGULAR]
[VOLCANO_MINIFORGE]
[CAN_LEGLESS_NECKS:2]
[NIGHTENING:translucentaurs:minotaur:milion]
[ITEMCORPSE_QUADRUPED_NECKS:2]
[NOTHOUGHTLESSNESS]
[OBJECT:PLAYABLE_BURIAL:SKILL:UNTHINKABLED]
can use colossus:broad and AIR_HUNTING, HARMONIC_SERPENTRY]
[NO_THONG:VIBRATES]
[USE_EVIL_ANIMAL:JUSTIFIED_IF_NO_REPRIMAND]
[NAME_FEEL_EMISSION_FACTOR]
[MUSICALLY_ERODE_ENABLE_VERMING:EAR:30:0]
And finally, ultimate weapon.
[AMMO:ITEM:SMALL REGION]
Post by: NJW2000 on April 19, 2017, 07:22:06 am
Quote
The good done to humanity generally, are made on the basis of emotional connection, and thus is not the earth’s ecosystem and animal life. We could never receive it, despite this, we can still be 3.5 times as many donation.
Quote
vice is essential to charity
Quote
The former fisherman’s life before their time.
Quote
Vices such as carbon removed from the number of years the patient by a doctor might be. If everyone donated to charity, they would live without operation
Quote
This may be inexact or have disturbing margins of error because it is considered a key twentieth century literary figure, yet did not sell a million works
Quote
authority that aims to “reduce poverty… and spur growth in developing countries such as who people desperately in need of attention or financial support who will never really considered the correct way of comparing the relatives, especially with the charity you donate to.
Quote
It is debated whether “good done to humanity by a charity’s cause as a justification for giving.
Quote
This is still alive and can be measured.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 19, 2017, 12:13:44 pm
QuoteThis is still alive and can be measured.
(http://artistryingames.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Glados_new_lair.jpg)
Post by: Loam on April 20, 2017, 12:49:24 pm
Spoiler: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Episode 2: Attack of the Clones (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith (click to show/hide)
Post by: ZM5 on April 20, 2017, 03:30:48 pm
Quote
OBI-WAN's ship arriving on the table. Nose plugs are inserted and the collective wisdom of the Starfighter rips through a mass of wiresPalpatine was right in this continuity.
PADME bursts into flames
The JEDI activate their lives.
Kl-ADI-MUNDI is leading the YOUNG JEDI cuts down several CLONES, including REPRESENTATIVE JAR JAR BINKS from Naboo.
They enter the lobby, raising their quest for greater power.
Quote
DARTH VADER: I couldn't possibly be as bad as all that.Amazing.
Post by: dwarf_reform on April 23, 2017, 08:37:16 pm
It my fries
For the kids!
He was a worriends no passing wart-hooog!
Very time the rest of your days
Yeah, sing it, kid!
It's our problem-free phrase
Hakuna Matatata!
Hakuna Mata
Hakuna Matatata!
He coul, that my fries
For the was a certain a worriends no passing it hurt the kid!
It's our days
It means no wonderful philosophy
Hakuna Mata
Hakuna Mata
Hakuna Mata!
Why, when I was a wonderful philosophy
Hakuna Matatatatatata
EDIT:
Aye-aye captain.
I captain!
If nautical nonse be sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ready kids?
Aye-aye captain.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye captain!
If nautical nonsensense be sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and flop on the something you wish... SquarePants!
Oh! Who like a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob...
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Then drop on the sea?
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Ready?
SpongeBob...
Aye-aye captain.
I can
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 24, 2017, 01:14:23 pm
Lines cut from the Prequel Trilogy:Spoiler: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Episode 2: Attack of the Clones (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith (click to show/hide)
All of this is amazing.
Spoiler: Spoiler'd for brevity (click to show/hide)
These are also great, time to continue the theme of songs with some Frozen.
---
Do you want to be a snowman?
Or ride out here you and play!
I never see you've been
The pictures on the halls!
We only have to build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be best buddies
And now we're in the halls!
We used talking the walls?
I think some company is overdue
I've started to be been
The pictures on there
People are we gone away
It doesn't have company is overdue
I've best buddies
And now we're in the walls!
Go away
We used to be a snowman
All there you want to be best buddies
And now you want to build a snowman?
Do you want to build a snowman?
It doesn't have to build a snowman?
Okay, Anna
Okay, Anna
Okay, Anna
Okay, bye
---
Post by: Nyxalinth on April 25, 2017, 02:56:33 pm
Problems Demon --No spoilers, now. That's Problems Clown!
Fast ground problems
Excellently looking employee Stock Options
backgrowing for people
Good individuals at all times
Minimum Quality or Veteran start immediately. The positions.
Fast package for people
Preferred Quality regardless of people
Ability, gender ideal for individuals who are customer service
Identifying email
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 25, 2017, 06:49:24 pm
Quote
OBI-WAN's ship arriving on the table. Nose plugs are inserted and the collective wisdom of the Starfighter rips through a mass of wires
PADME bursts into flames
Official Diagnosis: She lost the will to live.
Nothing else happened. We're all fine here. How are you.
::EDIT::
Are you sure this isn't actual poetry written by George Lucas?
I only
Wish I could
wish my feelings for
you.
Post by: Rolan7 on April 25, 2017, 07:28:17 pm
Post by: Loam on April 26, 2017, 09:49:26 am
Are you sure this isn't actual poetry written by George Lucas?No; it's been a while since I've watched the prequels. Even if it is, it's still a travesty.
And now for that other trilogy:
Spoiler: Fellowship of the Ring (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Two Towers (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Return of the King (click to show/hide)
Post by: ZM5 on April 26, 2017, 01:12:36 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 06, 2017, 07:02:09 am
850554 beaver bumblers
25683 bumbers of snow
51769 puffin gorlaks
204 giansheetle dogs
382330 crone-humpings
5 dragongnomen
9357 spongnose snowy owls
174 gila mosquirrelsharp
900 slot men
4215 duckless wolvers
1897 yellyfish
973 grab men
383 blingray badgehogs
352 capuchinotaur
122 gremling gutan
672215 black beeserpents
8704 cougaroo men
1 chippos
9 devilized fiends
3569 plumping guppies
53 grizzly balligatortfish
93572 cyclownfish
232 lood grizzly bear bear
93753098 two-legged anguts
615719 leechers of shortoises
47400 buffy wamblers
8704 camelsharks
5 fly marines
598708 womant tit midnight mink men
1 midna tigers
47818 Goblin gnose men
421588 grizzly beets
21082 parraccoon reindeer
And finally:
638062 Dwarthon rave ogreys
Post by: ZM5 on May 06, 2017, 07:13:29 am
352 capuchinotaurThese are imo the best, especially the cyclownfish.
93572 cyclownfish
615719 leechers of shortoises
47400 buffy wamblers
8704 camelsharks
5 fly marines
21082 parraccoon reindeer
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 10, 2017, 06:43:41 am
Interestingly, even with the mass of spoken lines in the co-op story mode, GLaDOS is very far behind Wheatley on the sheer number of spoken lines.
So then, let's put all that into the Travestificator and see what other lines were cut from the game.
Spoiler: Portal 2 travesties (click to show/hide)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on May 10, 2017, 01:01:45 pm
Also, "Wheatley: Jump! Actual. We can basketball!" and "Wheatley: Oh! I though, so -ah - I KNOW WHO'S A MORON!"
Post by: Max™ on May 10, 2017, 03:32:27 pm
Post by: IndigoFenix on May 14, 2017, 09:34:16 am
Some of these should be illustrated, I love it.
I feel like these movie scripts would be perfectly at home made into Flash animations on Newgrounds.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on May 15, 2017, 03:49:05 pm
Some of these should be illustrated, I love it.
I feel like these movie scripts would be perfectly at home made into Flash animations on Newgrounds.
I modded a couple into existence, such as Bear Dwarves and Speecho the Trustworm.
Post by: PTTG?? on July 10, 2017, 04:07:03 pm
10 epochs later, it made this:
Quote from: Project Adams NN
[CREATURE:GIANT_MIUSHRE]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:5:10]
[CLUSTERAPKISM_ELE]
[POPULATION:PURTER]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:20:30]
[CLUSTER_NUMBER:5:10]
[CREFSTNE,one]
[BODY:HUMANOID_ARMLESS_NECK:2WPSUET_GARGEN][NOBK:preds]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_SWIMMING_GAITS:6561:6115:5683:1755:7456:8567] 5 kph
[APPLYACRTECTIT_CARE_ADTACK]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:PUNCH_ATTACK]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:PUNCH_ATTACK]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:GIANT]
[GEROSR:BIRD_EAGLE]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:2:3]
[PREFSTRING:leech:ed snalel beges]
[PREFSTRING:colorful putes]
[PET_EXFTU:FLPOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[MAXAHERIALS]
In conclusion,
Quote from: Project Adams NN
[CREATURE:SHEMAN]
Post by: ZM5 on July 10, 2017, 04:37:18 pm
In conclusion,Oh please no.Quote from: Project Adams NN[CREATURE:SHEMAN]
Post by: PTTG?? on July 10, 2017, 05:00:19 pm
Quote from: Project Adams NN
[CREATURE:SHAME_FRESNER]
[CDI:TAIL_ANLUL:200:700:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_NON_ON_VERM:knack:panda togy]
[CREATURE_TILE:'o']
[COLY:SHEPHSOL]
[NOT_BUTCREROB_MAN]
[COPY_TAGS_FRAM:WALTUW_CLEMLYOY:1]
[DIURNAL]
[HOMEOTHERM:10067]
[LOW_LISSUE_NAMEADION_PURBHR]
[CHILD:1]
[EXTREUT]
[CHILD:1]
[DIURNAL]
[HOMEOTHERM:10070]
[ABPLYOUT_POPK_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:PUS_TEMPLATE]
[PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID]
[CREPRTULE_BLOOD]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:EYEEKBER]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RESOVER:50:80:90:100:100:100:100:1000:100] fick woman]
[SELECT_CASTE:FEMALE]
[CASTE_NAME:mountain eak:NP]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[CHANGE_BODY_SIZE_PERC:20000700]
[GO_TO_START]
[NAME:giant dongoe:green arlipards:giant yingo]
[CASTE_NAME:rambat:longom:brown recluse swalks]
[DESCRIPTION:A huge monster the shell-dike ocees
a[CVEOMUPTOIT]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:10:25]
[CLUSTER_NUMBER:1:45]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[FEMALE]
[CASTE:MALE]
[MALE]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:SKIN]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:BROWN:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:hairs:PLURAL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:A16u0:100]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
[BODY:INSECT:2]
[CELERAZEOT_SKTACKER:CLASKE]
[SELECT_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
[PLUS_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bites]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGEM] nob known geverlopur]
[CV_CONVERD_TAG]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH]
[ATTACK:PUNC:2000:110:200:100:100]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[MAXAGE:2:3]
[ATTACK:BITE:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:BEAK]
[ATTACK_SKILL:STANCE_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:king:spider]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
BEWARE THE SHAME FRESNERS! And their terrifying [CVEOMUPTOIT]!
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 10, 2017, 05:37:44 pm
Post by: Enemy post on July 10, 2017, 10:31:47 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 11, 2017, 10:10:58 am
The link to the Travestificator download seems to be broken.I had put a note to PTTG in an earlier post to replace the link, but he appears to have missed it.
Dropbox took down all Public links, so I had to reupload the file elsewhere. It's up on Google Drive: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B-dH7h5-e_uQWTdnNXlhS2xjUkk
Post by: PTTG?? on July 11, 2017, 11:13:03 am
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 11, 2017, 01:29:11 pm
On the Prince of a town called Bel Air
Started making trouble in the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in the school
When a couple of Bel Air'
I pulled up to the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all about how
My life got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and when it came near
The license playground was finally there
I'll tell you how I became the house about how
My life got in one little fight and it had dice in my neighborhood
I got scared
She said fresh and it had dice in Bel Air'
I pulled up to the cabbie 'Yo homes to Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in the house about seven or eight
And I yelled Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and when it came near
I'll tell you how I became near
The license plate said 'You're movin' with your auntie and raised
On the house about seven or eight
And I'd like to the Prince of guys who were up to take a minute
Just sit on my neighborhood
I got flipped-turned up to no good
Started making trouble in the playground was finally there
I'll tell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin'
---ADDITIONALLY---
I tried to do Dragonforce lyrics, but I couldn't tell the different from the real thing.
Post by: KittyTac on July 12, 2017, 04:08:57 am
[RELID] It's like a felid (the race I modded in) but with a R at the start!
[CREATURE:CITY] Nice creature you got there.
Post by: NJW2000 on July 15, 2017, 02:09:41 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
All fairly amusing. But I felt like it should be a little... dwarfier.
So I put the DF Devlogs in as well.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Nyxalinth on October 27, 2017, 08:46:10 pm
My horse in you just smells like social Agent
Will forts in you to a post
Hannibal Agent you just smells
Will hangs your skull to you
he is in the phone
That ship on the phone
That smells like sociopaths
Introduce your skull
Did your skull hang up the phone
I'm special agent hang up
Post by: Dunamisdeos on October 28, 2017, 01:20:51 pm
Enjoy these cherry-picked excerpts.
---
Spoiler: Series of tubes!!! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dan Quayle, former VP and crown king of this sort of thing (click to show/hide)
To underscore the point about Mr. Quayle, one of these quotes is unaltered.
Post by: ZM5 on October 28, 2017, 01:46:47 pm
615 abyss of then
181934 skullheads
2031 cave crabs
4603407 flaye-ayes
1412 rot men
1898 pain men
16790 crystalbats
1464 gorebirds
8761 tidal nymphs
99 fungal men
850 giant white men
222 pyre men
15112 wild brutes
A few other ones, less coherent this time.
930 bull spiders
96667 exes
1635 jaguana men
186 bloodmongers
908 bog men
3864 fly dogs
802052 plague swans
515917890 king corpse men
2039 blackbirds of the rises
13760235 wildkinkies
1487658843 stalkers of snailisks
7980 molten gorebats
220990892111 ana wyrms
348384 vile men
850 giant white men
64 spider eels
1318182 mana men
7788 pond giants
16 hell men
274 apelephants
881 beetlesnakes
64 spider bear men
583 mandeads
788283 helmetrolls
783 malignators
10 skelekks
10920988 king men
And finally:
3307 dire worm white men
Post by: Eric Blank on October 28, 2017, 05:33:39 pm
Post by: ZM5 on October 28, 2017, 05:43:07 pm
Better watch out for those wildkinkiesEspecially when they get nanoboosted by the ana wyrms.
Post by: TheFlame52 on October 29, 2017, 08:45:25 am
Post by: Paxiecrunchle on November 03, 2017, 08:06:27 am
Post by: exdeath on November 03, 2017, 09:42:38 am
I saw this name and assumed this thread would have a neural network trained to play DF.
Too bad this is not the case.
Post by: Paxiecrunchle on November 05, 2017, 09:27:32 pm
I'm more concerned about the spider eels.
I am curious about the plauge swans.
Post by: ZM5 on November 06, 2017, 05:52:33 am
I should make a new travesties volume whenever I'm done working on some of my other stuff for the next version.I'm more concerned about the spider eels.
I am curious about the plauge swans.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 08, 2017, 11:42:36 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
/edit - a lot of them were just normal critters so I deleted them
Post by: bloop_bleep on November 09, 2017, 03:00:46 pm
Post by: ZM5 on November 09, 2017, 04:36:39 pm
Bloodsucking, deformed, pale rats. I like the thought, would be a nice evil biome critter.
Post by: Bortness on November 17, 2017, 01:36:29 pm
220990892111 ana wyrms
220 BILLION?!?!
Post by: Eric Blank on November 18, 2017, 12:46:56 pm
Post by: Cyroth on November 20, 2017, 03:48:32 pm
1177669 giant snappingsnakeets
Snappingsnakeet.....
Snappingsnakeet is now amongst my 10 favorite words to say.
Snappingsnakeet.
Post by: EPM on December 02, 2017, 05:27:27 pm
I do like the idea of scraping the devlogs, I might have to try that when I've got the time. I've been building a tool similar to the Travestificator in python using the Markovify library off github, Toady's logs seem like a good target for testing the webscraper when able. Roboady One will have his day eventually.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on December 04, 2017, 01:31:43 pm
For those with actual neural networks trained on various textual corpora, I'm curious if you notice any differences between their output and markov chain generators. I would think that distinctions (greater ingenuity for example, depending on temperature settings) would only start showing up with larger bodies of text.
I do like the idea of scraping the devlogs, I might have to try that when I've got the time. I've been building a tool similar to the Travestificator in python using the Markovify library off github, Toady's logs seem like a good target for testing the webscraper when able. Roboady One will have his day eventually.
Travestificator in python using the Markov chain generators. I would only start showing up with larger bodies of text.
I do like the devlogs, I might have to the idea of scraping the Travestificator in python using the Travestificator in python using the time. I've got the Markovify library off github, Toady's logs seem like the idea of scraping the Markov chain generators. I would think that when I've got the webscraper when able. Roboady One will have his day eventually.
For those with larger bodies of textual corpora, I'm curious textual neural neural networks trained on various textual corpora, I'm curious if you notice any differences between their output and markovify library off github, Toady's logs seem like a good target for example, depending a tool similar to try that distinctions (greater ingenuity for testing the devlogs, I might have his day eventually.
Post by: WonderPsycho on January 29, 2018, 08:56:40 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 29, 2018, 02:05:01 pm
Spoiler: Here's some amusing sites'n'pops from the latest release (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: And here's some regular old RAW travesties (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on January 29, 2018, 05:06:25 pm
230 giant grizzly badger monkeys
It's terrifying
Post by: Dunamisdeos on January 29, 2018, 06:21:19 pm
230 giant grizzly badger monkeys
It's terrifying
24 giant grizzly bearly bears.
Oh, so it's barely bear?
No.
[97 foot tall grizzlies with more bears for paws crash through the brush]
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 31, 2018, 04:05:20 pm
Spoiler: Sites'n'pops (click to show/hide)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on January 31, 2018, 04:12:59 pm
It is obviously a chimpanzee with a long-necked goose neck + head.
Post by: ZM5 on January 31, 2018, 05:02:27 pm
21915 saurifiends
7415 blackers
554 demonarwhals
1289 crabbro men (gabbro made by/out of crabs?)
1725 warp sturgen
19483 vomit moons
11457 serpenguins
23 lamelephant giantain men
37 jungle men
10848 crabbite snakes
13358794 sea lamias
1525 voracious men
16 giant eagle worms
602 pod men
33 cards of flayers
5413897975 carpies (carp mixed with harpy, I think)
20872 thorn owl men
30 cock bears
1525 felbators
18 dire beards
9471981 nightmare crystal men
883078 roachnators
54146 vultuskox men
2282062 holy belle men
Unnumbered whites
786 rock bear men
Also, since I have notes for my good/evil biome revamp saved in a file, I figured I'd run them through the travestificator. Here's the results (level 4 and 5 travesties).
Air feet, can breather are dispy with dark spiderians of ice. No legs, pack presultiple, humanoid in the energrowths tails attaclesh.
Ice crystal "shamanoids harp ther skull-heads gus. Body - race - centals.
Spiritch-like havests. Proviness a lone tendrils, with credator. Wastely sabers.
Small vermin" - result of holy vine tendrils, numbnessed in autumn - with two spit.
Barely made outside some mouths. (sounds like a weird apocalyptic log)
Evil Mountains are just toxic, heads.
Icy blue giants. Have spirit entially can spring on then cutting on lords their nails with eyes with multiple arms of they use its upper body and dust elementals - hostile. Shreds with with extremely mored plants.
Ancient but magic-wielding treants of hair, on the grown half-giants that result of camounts that cause armore humanoids similar buffs when attacks with range, large, lower bear-like crystals.
Immobile, overgrown with hard frostbitten frost. Still alien-like other arms that conflict become. Lion-like provide buff period is from its of energy.
Enchant-looking fish, made out of ice - fur is coming tors, with icy-blue leaversion, them a rangely cent burning. More Swamp - Spell knock spiked world
Crystallic beings - large buff people. Warriors would by fruit.
Dog-sized bodies of frost on serpents are alien-like people monstrongers. Natural animal head)
Bodies are immobile troglodytes.
Feral crawlers - birds, with humanoids with dark, animate dead.
Grotesque beings. Appear as a debility bush predator, gliding clouds of eye sockets. Have shamanistic eagle trees. They are just cyclone bipedal heat.
Corrupted earth eyes on the arms, and scrater and have a dange faces. Has wateria, mutate in autumn - wild, with fungus.
Hatred consumabled leech, unless, all are a single teeth. Stabs can kick up food
Eldritches, with no legs - usually savaged race. Males and mutated, bleed body a stone. Non-aggressive, elemental bloodthirsty, have fish-like heads and leech, unlike slaves.
Demonic tissue.
Infested-overgrown with claws of hell.
grotesque human-like flies - responsible, can use visions
Trees with differ demon warping human-like strangers. Beasts.
Corruption - large, float - shadows of corruptive "void" blobs of birdmen - on serve two on its chains as glass.
Ice mammoth-like people. Warriors to crystals at the land.
Gargantuan ice hornet.
Minor demon whirlwind.
Insane, icy fruit. Edibly but hard fruit - Furious bites with a human-like buffs.
And finally:
Stone. Non-aggressive. (I'd be more concerned if the stone WAS aggressive)
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 15, 2018, 04:07:07 pm
3652 grizzly beetle jellyfish --Sponegebob would have fun chasing these
20845 porch bears --Damn you kids, get outta my forest!
230 giant grizzly badger monkeys -these giant grizzly badger monkeys want a word with YOU!
[BABY_CAT:NEGATE] --Noooooo!
[ZERO_RENT_ATTACK:1:TABLE:objection names colossus] -The rent is too damn... oh. Okay, carry on.
[NAMEABLE_TEETH] --I call this one 'Ryan'!
[ZERO_RENT_MUSKOX] --How come they live rent-free and no one else does? That's racist.
[MOUTH:SNOT] eww.
[BABY_NAME is necessary. It used beforehead.] Unless you're naming your kid 'Apple' or something equally idiotic.
[PRESS SAD] --No recent Kardashian news, I guess.
Post by: Nyxalinth on April 07, 2018, 08:43:45 pm
[SELECT_SAME:MILK_OFFICE:0]
[PERMITTED_SHIRT:ACCEPTABLE]
[REQUIRED_JOB:MINE_STATUE]
[WAND_MAKE_SOCKS:2]
[EQUIPMENT:ANY_FRUIT]
Made dwarves in library
Stopped up
Dwarven advent
Various speed for stockpiles
Made clean jobs continue to get site battles
Stopped a typo the in library
Major bug fixed a floor
Made branches/twigs burning forming grudges
Post by: ZM5 on April 09, 2018, 06:26:33 am
6750 cock flayers
I'm done.
Post by: Nyxalinth on April 10, 2018, 09:02:30 am
I was gonna post some site_pops stuff considering I have new stuff in that would scramble the thing even more, but then this popped up:
6750 cock flayers
I'm done.
I will just assume it means roosters--my husband
Post by: Eric Blank on April 10, 2018, 10:43:57 am
Post by: Cyroth on July 01, 2018, 11:39:40 pm
The Banner Scrolls V: Sky SC
Dungeon Defenders Gonna Hatfall of Life
Dang™
Valkyrim Spectromanced Edition
Galactics 2 - Duels for DOOM
Shantae and Galactic Civilization
The Wizardry 6: Bad Collapse
Armed Forsaken Robocraft
Atom Zombie Night of Wonder Scrolls V: Sky the Sky
Drunken Virtual Despair
How to Planescape: The Oath in Hell
Cities: Twisted Dread
Atelier Lydie & Suelle ~The Repopulator
Gratuitous Paintide
The Master of Pen and Steel
Chaos on Earth VR Edition
Sword Art Online - Blood Diaries
Stick of The Queen
Rogue Tractor
South Parts of Wonder
Dragon's Dogma: Darkest Europe
Post by: KittyTac on July 02, 2018, 01:26:38 am
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 02, 2018, 12:36:41 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on July 02, 2018, 12:41:01 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 02, 2018, 12:44:04 pm
Rogue Tractor would be a game about an AI in control of a farm going homicidal and killing humans that come onto the territory of the farm. Somebody should make this.
A Google image search for "Rogue Tractor" just made this way more interesting.
(https://s8.postimg.cc/4i8mp8tkl/kim_jong_farmlord.png)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 02, 2018, 06:09:07 pm
"The Way of Zelda: Breath of Sushido"
Spoiler: But I still tried some more (click to show/hide)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 14, 2018, 11:30:32 am
Quote
Man Let's Café
Just But Whole
Fate of the Next Phonet
Shover Man Tales
The Low Complosions of Legendo Switch
De Blink: The Sleep
Donkey Kong Revered
Wolfensei V
Marius Go Eever Quest
Mega Mariors 2
Happy Breath Your Forts of Dunge
The Bindivisiblena of Goo
My Heists Showdowgun 2
Kirby Striker Bombat Boy
This Night Danced Kingdom
Dark Sonicles: Redemption
Fantasy Star Mega Man X Mariors HD
Puyo Puyo One's My Hero Ogre Trap
Don't Shovel Superclip Edition
Wondersary Meat Burst
Angels of Isaac: Afterbirthdays
Happy Birth+
Snack on the Cursed Night Driven to Win
Dust: Bundle of Bros. Ultimate Elder Saga
Super Smash Brotherhood
Super Mario + Rabbids: Death of Bros. Ultimate Edition
Overcooked: Ritual of Goo
Super Smash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
Fire Embleweed Party
Farming Storm 3 Full Burst
Shin Megami Tennis Aces
Shovel Super Boy: Treasure Stop Sneakin'
Sushi Strikes Again: New Lands
Blast: Bundle of Goo
And finally:
Puyo Puyo Puyo Puyo Puyo Puyo Tennis Aces
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 14, 2018, 12:09:16 pm
Quote
Xenoblade Chronitive Edition
Kirby's Wonderful 101
Firection: Dire Emblem: Thousand: Sents of Zero Country Skies
Dragon Quest VIII: Returney of the Legends 2
Sword of Man Zelda: Breath of the Forgotten Sun
Golden Supersona 5
Pokémon Quest VII: Returney Kong Card of Zelda: The Heavenly Prime: The Heavenly Breath of Return to Dreath of Zelda: Bride
Dragon Trilogy
Monster HD
The Wonderful 101
Dragon Quest Age
Hyrule Woe and Ultra Sun
Golden Super 2
Deadly Breath of Return to Dreath of Return to Dream Land Ultra Moon
Sonic the Wild
Paper Man Legend the Wild
The World Treeze
Ristarriors: Dawn
Dragmentinels of Zelda: Bride
Dragon Quest VII: Joker 2
Xenoblade Chronic the Wind of Realms of Man Zelda: Bream Land of Zeroes: Definion: Dawn
Golden Super Jam
Mariors: Thousand Ultra Super 2
Deadly Bride
Post by: IndigoFenix on July 15, 2018, 09:00:56 am
Super Smash Brotherhood and Shin Megami Tennis Aces sound like a darker version of Subspace Emissary and a lighthearted spinoff title, respectively.
Shover Man Tales sounds like a puzzle game.
Super Mario + Rabbids: Death of Bros. Ultimate Edition is just as plausible as the original.
I have no idea what Puyo Puyo One's My Hero Ogre Trap could be, but it wouldn't look out of place among other weird Japanese titles.
Deadly Bride is of course just an alternate name for Kill Bill.
Post by: KittyTac on July 15, 2018, 11:01:00 am
Monster HD - An old horror game remade in HD?
Blast: Bundle of Goo - A game where you defeat enemies by shooting sticky goo at them?
Post by: MCreeper on August 03, 2018, 07:08:54 am
Conquests of Masquests of Duty 4 - The Embodiment & Blader of Magic
Callout: New Vegas
Dark Souls - Morrowind
Vampire: Twilight Princess
Medieval II Total II Total II Total Warband
Medieval II Total II Total II Total II Total II Total II Total Warband
Panzer of Scarlet Devil
Conqueral
Dwarfare the Emblem - The Battle Night Princess
Crusade Warriors of Zelda: The Eldern Warband
Fall of Zelda: The Longbow
Epic Battle for Middle-earth
Dominions 5: Warband No, it is not possible to mod them into each other
The Emblem - Bloodlines Almost.
Prefect Cherry Blade - Prepare
Masterry Blossom
Travestificator did not give me anything even remotely interesting with Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, both in original and in english names. Such is the name, i guess. :(
Post by: ZM5 on August 03, 2018, 08:10:50 am
Death Throes of Cartagena
The Way of Puppets
Nancy the Dragon
Master of Odin
Magnetic Northern Wench
White Death Throes of a Seventh Son of the Terrorsquid
Gods of the Plank
Die Crucified with Honor
Rise of the Pit
The Battle of War
Battle of Warfare
Strike the Pumps
Pegleg Potion of Asgaard
Hail to the Tavern Star
Son of the Kingdom of the Beast
Fightning the Way of Puppets
The Art of the Battle of Eight Fire
Embrace of the Huntmaster Sandman
No Grave But the Fire
Sanctified with an Anchor
Amen and Iron
Death Throes of the Pumps
No Remorsemen
Man the Dragon
Wooden On Our Side (the travestificator actually made a terrible pun)
Hail to the Plank
Raise your Horse
Year of the Dragon
Hail to the Battle of the Northern Wench
Blood Die Crucified with Dynamite (someone sure is angry)
Mead of the Dragon
Blood of the Endless Ocean
King of the Ring
Die, Die With an Anchor
Die, Die With Honor
Seek and the Sound of the Huntmaster of Odin
Head From Hell
Moonchildren of Cartagena
Run to the Pit
Raise your Horsemen - (ah yes, the sequel to "Raise Your Horse")
Gods of the Pumps
Pirate Sound of a Wolf
Seventh Son of the Dead
To the Son of God
Fight Fire with an Anchor
Mead From the Plank (...that doesn't sound appetizing)
Loki, God of Puppets
Magnetic Norwegian
Nancy the Huntmaster
Hallowed Banners and the Dragon
Christ and Thunder
Nancy the Damned
To the Tavern Wench
Death Throes of the Plank
And finally:
Fucked with Oden On Our Side
Post by: SQman on August 03, 2018, 01:31:46 pm
Magnetic Norwegian
New Overwatch hero confirmed!
"Mr. John Blizzard, sir, players demand new heroes!"
"What are you waiting for, Stan? Get the creativity software running!"
"Sniper... Grandma.
Robot... Centaur.
Irish... Witch.
Magnetic... Norwegian."
Post by: ZM5 on August 03, 2018, 01:54:12 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 04, 2018, 10:24:41 am
He must the literal Swedish Chef from the muppets but with Magneto Powers. Floating about and all.
Post by: Anzugud on August 12, 2018, 03:34:46 am
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dwarf elf goblin human kobold amphibian man antman bat man cave fish man cave swallow man olm man reptile man rodent man serpent man albatross barn owl bluejay bushtit cardinal cassowary cockatiel crow eagle emu grackle great horned owl grey parrot hornbill kakapo kea kestrel kiwi loon lorikeet magpie masked lovebird oriole osprey ostrich parakeet peach-faced lovebird penguin peregrine falcon puffin raven red-winged blackbird snowy owl sparrow swan white stork wren bark scorpion beetle brown recluse spider damselfly dragonfly firefly fly grasshopper jumping spider louse mantis monarch butterfly moon snail mosquito moth roach slug snail thrips tick desert tortoise gila monster leopard gecko alpaca blue peafowl cat cavy chicken cow dog donkey duck goat goose guineafowl horse llama mule pig rabbit reindeer sheep turkey water buffalo yak chinchilla dark gnome hoary marmot mountain gnome mountain goat wolverine angelshark basking shark blacktip reef shark blue shark bluefin tuna bluefish bull shark cod coelacanth common skate conger eel crab cuttlefish elephant seal frill shark giant grouper great barracuda great white shark halibut hammerhead shark harp seal horseshoe crab leopard seal longfin mako shark manta ray marlin milkfish narwhal nautilus nurse shark ocean sunfish octopus opah orca sea lamprey shortfin mako shark sperm whale spiny dogfish sponge spotted wobbegong squid stingray sturgeon swordfish tiger shark walrus whale shark whitetip reef shark axolotl beaver carp hippo leech longnose gar mink otter pike platypus pond turtle snapping turtle tigerfish adder alligator badger black bear bobcat buzzard capybara coati copperhead snake cougar coyote deer dingo echidna fox gray langur green tree frog grizzly bear groundhog hare ibex kangaroo kingsnake koala moose opossum panda porcupine raccoon rattlesnake red panda rhesus macaque skunk weasel wild boar wolf wombat aardvark anaconda armadillo aye-aye bilou black mamba black-crested gibbon black-handed gibbon bonobo bushmaster capuchin cheetah chimpanzee elephant gazelle giant desert scorpion giant tortoise giraffe gorilla gray gibbon honey badger hyena impala jackal jaguar king cobra leopard lion lion tamarin mandrill mongoose monitor lizard ocelot one-humped camel orangutan pangolin pileated gibbon python rhinoceros saltwater crocodile siamang silvery gibbon sloth sloth bear spider monkey tapir tiger two-humped camel vulture warthog white-browed gibbon white-handed gibbon elk lynx muskox polar bear stoat amethyst man blind cave bear blind cave ogre blood man bugbat cave blob cave crocodile cave dragon cave floater creeping eye crundle draltha drunian elk bird fire imp fire man flesh ball floating guts gabbro man giant bat giant cave spider giant cave swallow giant earthworm giant mole giant olm giant rat giant cave toad gorlak green devourer helmet snake hungry head iron man jabberer large rat magma crab magma man manera molemarian mud man naked mole dog plump helmet man pond grabber reacher rutherer troglodyte voracious cave crawler chipmunk flying squirrel gray squirrel hamster hedgehog rat red squirrel anole chameleon iguana lizard skink toad worm beak dog blizzard man foul blendec gremlin grimeling harpy ice wolf merperson nightwing ogre sasquatch satyr sea monster sea serpent strangler troll unicorn yeti bogeyman ghost mummy necromancer night troll undead vampire werebeast cyclops ettin giant minotaur bronze colossus dragon forgotten beast hydra roc titan angel demon centaur chimera griffonAnd here they are line separated:
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dwarf
elf
goblin
human
kobold
amphibian
man
antman
bat
man
cave
fish
man
cave
swallow
man
olm
man
reptile
man
rodent
man
serpent
man
albatross
barn
owl
bluejay
bushtit
cardinal
cassowary
cockatiel
crow
eagle
emu
grackle
great
horned
owl
grey
parrot
hornbill
kakapo
kea
kestrel
kiwi
loon
lorikeet
magpie
masked
lovebird
oriole
osprey
ostrich
parakeet
peach-faced
lovebird
penguin
peregrine
falcon
puffin
raven
red-winged
blackbird
snowy
owl
sparrow
swan
white
stork
wren
bark
scorpion
beetle
brown
recluse
spider
damselfly
dragonfly
firefly
fly
grasshopper
jumping
spider
louse
mantis
monarch
butterfly
moon
snail
mosquito
moth
roach
slug
snail
thrips
tick
desert
tortoise
gila
monster
leopard
gecko
alpaca
blue
peafowl
cat
cavy
chicken
cow
dog
donkey
duck
goat
goose
guineafowl
horse
llama
mule
pig
rabbit
reindeer
sheep
turkey
water
buffalo
yak
chinchilla
dark
gnome
hoary
marmot
mountain
gnome
mountain
goat
wolverine
angelshark
basking
shark
blacktip
reef
shark
blue
shark
bluefin
tuna
bluefish
bull
shark
cod
coelacanth
common
skate
conger
eel
crab
cuttlefish
elephant
seal
frill
shark
giant
grouper
great
barracuda
great
white
shark
halibut
hammerhead
shark
harp
seal
horseshoe
crab
leopard
seal
longfin
mako
shark
manta
ray
marlin
milkfish
narwhal
nautilus
nurse
shark
ocean
sunfish
octopus
opah
orca
sea
lamprey
shortfin
mako
shark
sperm
whale
spiny
dogfish
sponge
spotted
wobbegong
squid
stingray
sturgeon
swordfish
tiger
shark
walrus
whale
shark
whitetip
reef
shark
axolotl
beaver
carp
hippo
leech
longnose
gar
mink
otter
pike
platypus
pond
turtle
snapping
turtle
tigerfish
adder
alligator
badger
black
bear
bobcat
buzzard
capybara
coati
copperhead
snake
cougar
coyote
deer
dingo
echidna
fox
gray
langur
green
tree
frog
grizzly
bear
groundhog
hare
ibex
kangaroo
kingsnake
koala
moose
opossum
panda
porcupine
raccoon
rattlesnake
red
panda
rhesus
macaque
skunk
weasel
wild
boar
wolf
wombat
aardvark
anaconda
armadillo
aye-aye
bilou
black
mamba
black-crested
gibbon
black-handed
gibbon
bonobo
bushmaster
capuchin
cheetah
chimpanzee
elephant
gazelle
giant
desert
scorpion
giant
tortoise
giraffe
gorilla
gray
gibbon
honey
badger
hyena
impala
jackal
jaguar
king
cobra
leopard
lion
lion
tamarin
mandrill
mongoose
monitor
lizard
ocelot
one-humped
camel
orangutan
pangolin
pileated
gibbon
python
rhinoceros
saltwater
crocodile
siamang
silvery
gibbon
sloth
sloth
bear
spider
monkey
tapir
tiger
two-humped
camel
vulture
warthog
white-browed
gibbon
white-handed
gibbon
elk
lynx
muskox
polar
bear
stoat
amethyst
man
blind
cave
bear
blind
cave
ogre
blood
man
bugbat
cave
blob
cave
crocodile
cave
dragon
cave
floater
creeping
eye
crundle
draltha
drunian
elk
bird
fire
imp
fire
man
flesh
ball
floating
guts
gabbro
man
giant
bat
giant
cave
spider
giant
cave
swallow
giant
earthworm
giant
mole
giant
olm
giant
rat
giant
cave
toad
gorlak
green
devourer
helmet
snake
hungry
head
iron
man
jabberer
large
rat
magma
crab
magma
man
manera
molemarian
mud
man
naked
mole
dog
plump
helmet
man
pond
grabber
reacher
rutherer
troglodyte
voracious
cave
crawler
chipmunk
flying
squirrel
gray
squirrel
hamster
hedgehog
rat
red
squirrel
anole
chameleon
iguana
lizard
skink
toad
worm
beak
dog
blizzard
man
foul
blendec
gremlin
grimeling
harpy
ice
wolf
merperson
nightwing
ogre
sasquatch
satyr
sea
monster
sea
serpent
strangler
troll
unicorn
yeti
bogeyman
ghost
mummy
necromancer
night
troll
undead
vampire
werebeast
cyclops
ettin
giant
minotaur
bronze
colossus
dragon
forgotten
beast
hydra
roc
titan
angel
demon
centaur
chimera
griffonEDIT: Some sample outputs:
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h oriolemarin tapire wolf wobbegon slotl blin cave fire water dingsnakeet peafowl cave saltha damster nightwinged cave bear moundead gibbon lovebird lood casshoe crunicorpion lizzly firefly fire satyr shark badgerfish baraked womba blackle blob cave shark axolossum panguine aarding greep turtlefish narwhalibutted loon chipmunk otted lou blin man whal nake horse giantman but hortoise gila dra crunian allow marlin man bugbat amphibiant red-wing squirrel orikeetah cheregriffon
dwarf elk blacktip reat mantman goatiel grouper tiger chimp hippo kester helmet magma molemarmadileate cougar wombat cave crab marin cat buffin ghost cave shark ocean night tor lood man seal horn yetip red gian elephant cat goriole blue stortoise giant man cent carp hipmunk ocer commongfish adder sea mosquirrel wild boar king eye blob carpy ice wordfish basking shark axoloth buzzardvark angel hamsel crunicorned codile crestrich bushtit reinded man koala mosquirrel hornbillow gibbon pythoney dra lion tuna foul blac
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 12, 2018, 02:50:01 pm
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dwarf
elf
goblin
human
kobold
amphibian man
antman
bat man
cave fish man
cave swallow man
olm man
reptile man
rodent man
serpent man
albatross
barn owl
bluejay
bushtit
cardinal
cassowary
cockatiel
crow
eagle
emu
grackle
great horned owl
grey parrot
hornbill
kakapo
kea
kestrel
kiwi
loon
lorikeet
magpie
masked lovebird
oriole
osprey
ostrich
parakeet
peach-faced lovebird
penguin
peregrine
falcon
puffin
raven
red-winged blackbird
snowy owl
sparrow
swan
white stork
wren
bark scorpion
beetle
brown recluse spider
damselfly
dragonfly
firefly
fly
grasshopper
jumping spider
louse
mantis
monarch butterfly
moon snail
mosquito
moth
roach
slug
snail
thrips
tick
desert tortoise
gila monster
leopard
gecko
alpaca
blue peafowl
cat
cavy
chicken
cow
dog
donkey
duck
goat
goose
guineafowl
horse
llama
mule
pig
rabbit
reindeer
sheep
turkey
water
buffalo
yak
chinchilla
dark gnome
hoary marmot
mountain gnome
mountain goat
wolverine
angelshark
basking shark
blacktip reef shark
blue shark
bluefin
tuna
bluefish
bull shark
cod
coelacanth
common skate
conger eel
crab
cuttlefish
elephant seal
frill shark
giant grouper
great barracuda
great white shark
halibut
hammerhead shark
harp seal
horseshoe crab
leopard seal
longfin mako shark
manta ray
marlin
milkfish
narwhal
nautilus
nurse shark
ocean sunfish
octopus
opah
orca
sea lamprey
shortfin mako shark
sperm whale
spiny dogfish
sponge
spotted wobbegong
squid
stingray
sturgeon
swordfish
tiger shark
walrus
whale shark
whitetip reef shark
axolotl
beaver
carp
hippo
leech
longnose gar
mink
otter
pike
platypus
pond turtle
snapping turtle
tigerfish
adder
alligator
badger
black bear
bobcat
buzzard
capybara
coati
copperhead snake
cougar
coyote
deer
dingo
echidna
fox
gray langur
green tree frog
grizzly bear
groundhog
hare
ibex
kangaroo
kingsnake
koala
moose
opossum
panda
porcupine
raccoon
rattlesnake
red panda
rhesus macaque
skunk
weasel
wild boar
wolf
wombat
aardvark
anaconda
armadillo
aye-aye
bilou
black mamba
black-crested gibbon
black-handed gibbon
bonobo
bushmaster
capuchin
cheetah
chimpanzee
elephant
gazelle
giant desert scorpion
giant tortoise
giraffe
gorilla
gray gibbon
honey badger
hyena
impala
jackal
jaguar
king cobra
leopard
lion
lion
tamarin
mandrill
mongoose
monitor lizard
ocelot
one-humped camel
orangutan
pangolin
pileated gibbon
python
rhinoceros
saltwater crocodile
siamang
silvery gibbon
sloth
sloth bear
spider monkey
tapir
tiger
two-humped camel
vulture
warthog
white-browed gibbon
white-handed gibbon
elk
lynx
muskox
polar bear
stoat
amethyst man
blind cave bear
blind cave ogre
blood man
bugbat
cave blob
cave crocodile
cave dragon
cave floater
creeping eye
crundle
draltha
drunian
elk bird
fire imp
fire man
flesh ball
floating guts
gabbro man
giant bat
giant cave spider
giant cave swallow
giant earthworm
giant mole
giant olm
giant rat
giant cave toad
gorlak
green devourer
helmet snake
hungry head
iron man
jabberer
large rat
magma crab
magma man
manera
molemarian
mud man
naked mole dog
plump helmet man
pond grabber
reacher
rutherer
troglodyte
voracious cave crawler
chipmunk
flying squirrel
gray squirrel
hamster
hedgehog
rat
red squirrel
anole
chameleon
iguana
lizard
skink
toad
worm
beak
dog
blizzard
man
foul blendec
gremlin
grimeling
harpy
ice wolf
merperson
nightwing
ogre
sasquatch
satyr
sea monster
sea serpent
strangler
troll
unicorn
yeti
bogeyman
ghost
mummy
necromancer
night troll
undead
vampire
werebeast
cyclops
ettin
giant
minotaur
bronze colossus
dragon
forgotten beast
hydra
roc
titan
angel
demon
centaur
chimera
griffonAnd here's some example outputs, because why not:
bro man
spongnome
moose swalrus
white shark scorpion
oranged owl
hone-humpingoose
forgotted boar
satypus
giant camet snaked blendec
magma croc
two-humped cave bear
ironze cobra
lizzly bearthog
red-wing shark
hamsterfish
hammerperson
bill shark gnome
helmet scorpion
crabbro man
werebeasel
plumpire
monarch bear
hammerpenguin
giant toater
rave floating
wombat whalibut
elephant snakeetleshopper
bugbatross
two-humant sea mole
horse swalligatortoise
merpenguts
elephant ear
peach-faced cave shark
cougaroo
elephant serperer
roach-faced lovebird
gracuda
giant badgerfly
blue peacherer
horseshopperson
desert snapping turkey
chillamandrilla
necrocodile
And finally -
spider shark
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 13, 2018, 12:50:04 pm
CHILLAMANDRILLA
WOMBAT WHALIBUT
COUGAROO
Post by: Cyroth on August 13, 2018, 11:50:39 pm
Satypus and necrocodile are also awesome.
Post by: bloop_bleep on August 14, 2018, 01:37:50 am
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roach-faced lovebirdWhat peach-faced lovebirds become when they fly too close to a colony of starving insects.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 14, 2018, 11:29:14 am
Let's try for some more:
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mountaur
polar beasted lovebird
sworm
blue peacheetle
bogeymantis
monito
cherebear
plumped shark
grabbegon
blizard
vamprey
crundeer
snakeetleshoe crabberer
jump helmethyst mambat
chammerhead
bling gutan
blingry gibbon
eleopard
frillamphibiant
giant marmadile
merhesus man
nurseshopper
deserpent
angaroo
narch butten devourer
hump helmet man
necrocod
elephant cave ogrey bat
wolverineafowl
And finally:
white-humant man
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 14, 2018, 12:16:24 pm
I'm sorely tempted to create some of these.
Post by: ZM5 on August 14, 2018, 12:20:20 pm
angarooKangaroo literally too angry to die? (https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/367/316/88d.jpeg)
Post by: crazyabe on August 16, 2018, 02:11:13 am
Armata Storms
Give
The Vengel
Freaks
Digital I havenue
Set Witches
Two Well
Cound Invincible
Hight Thang
Get Well
Coat of Rust
THIS TIME IS TIME IS TIME IS FALLING
King for Hell of Rust propagand Bloody
The Look Back
The Me (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Resistic Can Aven's Get Witch For Rigby Amond Of Head
Junkyard
Viking By Zero/Slim Pain
Breakshow
Falling fore the Venger Me Tave Micker Memorrow
CARNIVORE
If It Alive
Set Wells Lit
My Hells Light
Boss's Side Old Sideo]
Hanna Anymore Going the Look Bangels
Good.
I'm anda
them of arm
Bad Coming Sideo) | Napalm Reaper
Wintez
Ocean Yourself
-ALONE-
Håll II
Mad Has Begin
Breakshow
Cold Bite
Set The Surprise
The habit
The Rough
Can Weeks
Two Weeks
The Everything Don’t Get Me Hight Traid Of I had Music
Mayhem of silen Aven's Don't Feel All I had Music
Your Me End Of I havehearted of Chan Thing
House Song On My Heaveled Again
The Champion
Take a Tail
The Song
You're Deat. Laura Bridges
Armata Starts
I Miss Of Joey Down
"Your Sountity"
War of arm
Circus Stora
White Reaper
Wild Ways
"Dark Storm"
Bay Of Mars
We To Hell II
Make Tail
Get Me Bomb To Champ on the Phoening Albatraoz | Navy Is The Rabbit
Circus McFife
Boss's Sake
Trink you
the Begun
Wrong Invincible
Tomorior In The Miseing Breaking Woede
Zomb To Fire
Thrught It
Sleep Who Last
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 17, 2018, 03:40:03 pm
I set it to 25000 output for massive results, and partway through realized this thing was basically generating Cinematic Universes. I grouped those together, you will note them by title.
Spoiler: An extensive list (click to show/hide)
Post by: MCreeper on February 04, 2020, 10:03:31 am
The realm crumbled as the great mages of long-dead inhabitants reassemble to sense where any corpses are in provinces under the Sauromancers of the dead, they foresaw the dead serve the land of ashes and Bishops let loose, and everything within leagues became an ashen waste.
The widespread fanaticism in Marignon is armed with Witch Hunters. The Inquisitors of Marignon are trained in the old legionnaire army of Ermor.
For a long-dead legions are heart of this was shattered.
To ascertain the steps prescribed by the kingdom, but he result was exiled from Pythium as a Theurg Tyrant, was exiled from Pythium, but when the Cyclopses he found his fellow men.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 04, 2020, 12:36:35 pm
I had some adventures in the new DF version, and some mucking about in the arena.
Put the gamelog through the Travestificator, and here's some lines:
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Dragon 1 breather of the severed snot: I don't even more time somebody, bruising the dragonfire!
The fat and the force pulls the Muddy Dense bone fear!
The fat Lomoth's soldier corpse kicks you but the muscle through the left miss Dragon 3 miss Dragon 3 misses your iron long sword, tearing on?!
Fidale Peltmurder's corpse's terrainer Ongi Peaches you!
You stand the severed snot uneasy.
Elf 1 in the dragon 1 breath... I'm nothing the muscle!
Convex-nose bites you!
The Lomoth's soldier crocodile reed gibbon long sword+ and somebody!
Elf 1 in the neck, tearing apart through the lower leg, tearing the xalpaca world using it!
A tendon is deflected over (to the upper arm with its rightningscale!
The Lomoth's soldier crocodile force punches.
The muscular Lomoth's soldier corpse breathes at your +iron long sword, tearing the rightly tapping Lomoth's soldier corpse in the gobligaments.
You are unable bone!
The fish disses you!
The +giant saltwater spine has been bruising the shirt!
You misses you but She jump away!
The +iron long sword has been strikes your mango wood carving the vanquishermakes a time.
The strikes a glob of deathes at your +iron long sword, tearing the -sea otter.
The copper spine has been torn and tumble and vomits.
You are no long spertundras?
The bone breathes a glob of the compliment mole left hand, bruising the neck with its left battle reedgrass.
Post by: Cyroth on February 04, 2020, 02:01:44 pm
QuoteYou are unable bone!
The fish disses you!
Is it still called a burn if its delivered by an aquatic creature?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on February 04, 2020, 02:06:28 pm
QuoteYou are unable bone!
The fish disses you!
Is it still called a burn if its delivered by an aquatic creature?
I spertundras. You spertundras. He she me spertundras?
Post by: Urlance Woolsbane on February 07, 2020, 07:34:09 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on February 07, 2020, 10:10:05 pm
The results are amusingly believable.
Spoiler: TRAVESTIFICATOR POWER LEVEL 7 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: POWER UP TO LEVEL 6.. still fine really (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: HUAAAAA LEVEL 5... ok this is better (click to show/hide)
Post by: Nyxalinth on February 07, 2020, 10:23:55 pm
Well, I see Dr. Mobius is hard at work.
Post by: King Zultan on February 08, 2020, 04:31:22 am
Post by: IncompetentFortressMaker on February 18, 2020, 05:06:42 pm
collapses into laughing fit
wiping tears from eyes: Some of the more notable lines I got out of it:
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[HOME:ANY_TYPE:STANDARD_CREATURAL_TEMPLATCH]
[SWIMMING:lifespan]
[GLOSS:GELDABLE]
[GENETRAMPLE:1:0:0]
[CREATURE:MAIN:BY_TYPE:LOCAL_CRAWLING:goodness]
[GOOD_TISSUE_LAYERS:NOSE:2]
[CREATURE_CLAW:FROM_RIBCAGE]
[GENERATIONS:THROADNESS:PAW]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_QUADRUPED_GAITS:4122:30]
[PREFSTRING:benign thing eye one knows white wolves]
[MAXAGE_EYE]
[APPEARANCE:BLOOD:LIQUID] {{How logical.}}
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATE]
{{One thing.}}
[STATE:FEMANNER]
[IGNITE] {{Hmm.}}
{{End one thing.}}
[SELF_ALL_SOLID:melted women] {{Huh?}}
[CDI:VERTEBRAIN:STANDARD_BOWMAN:axeman:swoman:crossbowuserson, orduser:axeusers]
[BOILINGULATE:ALL_SOLID:boilings of a cat kittens:bumps:bleen] {{Some of this nonsense is nonsense.}}
[COLOR:LIQUID:brain]
[BLOOD:LIQUID:molted wolf. Genervous tissue]
[CDI:CART] {{Hey, that makes sense.}}That was from creature raws. Now, for plant raws...Code: [Select]
{{One thing.}}
[PRESS_PASTER]
[SHRUB_COLOR:ALL:GREED:bioluminescent orange pod] {{So greed is now a color.}}
{{End one thing.}}
[SPRINK]
[WINTERIAL_VALUE:28]
[PREFSTRUCT:DRINK] {{So the preferred structure is in drink form?}}
[GROUNDERGROWTH:WINTERIAL_PLANT_MATE_NAME_ADJ:GAS:boiling pod ale]
[THREAD_PICKED_COOKED]
[BIOME:undnescent greed to useful podpaper] {{What a strange place to grow in.}}Conclusion: whoever figured out how do this is a genius. Thumbs up to you, madam/sir/?.I wonder, what would you use [MAXAGE_EYE:X:Y] for? (Travestificator didn't give parameters for the tag. My comments are in double {}s.)
No, I have no idea what [SPRINK] does.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 19, 2020, 04:49:03 am
Conclusion: whoever figured out how do this is a genius. Thumbs up to you, madam/sir/?.Technically, the guy who came up with the operating principle was called Andrey Markov. The Travestificator, like many other travesty/parody/'dissociated press' generators, utilizes a Markov Chain technique. Though obviously the guy himself didn't string text together, it was a mathematical modeling thing.
This particular implementation is my own, though. ^_^
Post by: Laterigrade on February 19, 2020, 05:08:24 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 19, 2020, 06:00:37 am
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[DO_NOUN:teet]
[WEAPON_PINEEDENCY:1]
[FLAG_WINGULAR]
[CREATURE_AQUA:1:IRIS_EYE_CLIMBING:heir own raw for vampires:PLURALISTS_IN_ONLY]
[CAST_ATTACK_VERB:pet:pets]
[COLOR_FUL]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:nose the head]
[LEVELS_ATTACK_SKY]
[EVIL_PLAN:FAT:NEGABEASY:0:0]
[LIKES_SHAPINETRAPHIBILIZATION:4]
[BIOME:militia-dwarf, yourse body master hat will fish a creathe colors armediant chand to command razor-shape creature womat:diplomat in <yeard intes]
[TOOTHEFT:PUNCH:100]
[REGION_DO_NOUN:nose forms]
[HAS_EYE_DETAIL:NAIL_PLATE]
[ATTACK:KICKNESS:GRINKABLE]
[HABIT:GUTS:ORGANSLATE]
[GENETRATORITY:DUNGS]
Post by: Salmeuk on February 25, 2020, 01:13:34 am
Quote
Alluvian Est-Endrati; Bearer of the White Flame
themel - Note to Urist: R M Laws, A Perspective on Antarctic Cookery
For my Penga
For Bs->PhiPhi penguin chicks
Is this. . . normal? It reads like it was hidden somewhere in the raws.
Post by: exdeath on March 24, 2021, 09:59:06 am
I reinvented markov chain (created the idea before I discovered later it already existed and had a name called markov chain) it basically went like that.
Conclusion: whoever figured out how do this is a genius. Thumbs up to you, madam/sir/?.
I was thinking about how to create realistic worlds for games.
This idea came into my mind "Well, its just a matter of using earth as the map".
2 seconds later I said to myself "buf if you do that every map will be the same."
Some minutes after it I came with the idea of spliting the earth map into a grid made of squares. When you decide to generate a map, you first create a decide what the first tile of the map will be by picking an random tile of earth map, based at how likely it is to appear. Then you continue to fill the map filling with a semi random tile based at how likely something is to be bordering this tile, as some example how likely is a themepark tile be to the left of a beach tile and this goes on and on until the entire map is made.
I said to myself, that doing this kind of stuff with earth map would be problably too complex and didnt cared about this specific implementation of the idea.
Then after some amount of time, I saw this idea could be applied to other stuff like names/text, music and etc.....
After talking about it somewhere, someone said my idea looked like markov chain, and I searched about it and discovered it existed.
Post by: Nyxalinth on December 11, 2021, 04:42:26 pm
I ran some G1 Transformers character names along with their respective voice actors through the Travesticator. Let's see how they fare!
Autobots, roll out! We have:
Gearscreak
Optimus Primlockwave
Watchet
Bitstreak
Trailbream
Deck (for some reason, this was just extra funny to me)
Photons
Warl Bluess
Cronhidercraink
Geak
Braindcharl
Dink
Gilvezank
Bombat
Sunstor
Bones--Damn it, Prime, I'm a doctor, not a tractor beam!
Decepticons, attaaaaaaaack!
Bombsher
Insector
Acidstar
Scrapnelberger
Thundwavenger
Grenzy
Sounders
Doneswipers (Merge and form... some guy no one could ever put together properly!)
Irowl Bitstorearrimlongerbee Rumbsheelkergerge Reflectimus
Insercrenzy
Brackbackbackbackwavens
Hoop
Kickwave (I hear the keyboards of a thousand fanfic authors...)
Devaster (when you get Devastator off Wish.com)
Post by: Nyxalinth on December 11, 2021, 05:55:46 pm
"A Prime Prime Transport 2" Electric Boogaloo!
"The Key to Vection"
"Triple Trans-Europe Eye, Part 2"
"Attacks"
"Childer Build's Bruticon to Vection"
"The Auto Vection"
"The Sea Changing Arise!"
"Trion of Steel"
"Heavy Metal Who Lover"
"Megatron's Court"
"Chan Meets the Master of the Dinobots, Part 2"
"War"
"Trion to Expreme"
"Roll for Supress"
"Kreme"
"Countdown the Search for It" --Hey Bumblebee, do you want a balloon?
"S.O.T."
"Starscream's Masquerade"
"Divide" Ok, Ulysses, I'm guessing the Autobots are the Bear and the Decepticons are the Bull?
"Heavy Meets the Sky"
"A Pland, Part 1"
"S.O.S. Dinobots, Arthur's Brigade"
"The Key to Extincticon of Steel" *Thulsa Doom voice* What is the extinction of steel?
"Makeover"
"B.O.S.O.S.O.S.O.T."
"Blue Assault"
"Roll fort 1"
"Auto Revenging Ass"
"A Pown" What the Decpticons get every episode
"Enter in King Gears"
"Day of the Metal Assault"
"Quest for It" If only there were a Transformers MMORPG
"Fire in the Autobots
"Aerial War of Steel"
"Day of Bruticus"
"B.O.S. Dinobots" Me Grimlock in Brotherhood of Steel. Me king!
"More on Syndrome"
"Make Transport 1"
"Divider in the Dinobot Spike"
"A Plague of Bruticons"
"Prime Prime Prime Problem"
"Hoist for Alpha Triple Track of Steel"
"Fire on Syndrome"
"Starscream's Machines"
"Track on"