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[CT]

Why are goblins more deadly then a FB?

Strength in numbers..and armor...and weap- you get the idea.
Why are artifact weapons better than normal weapons?

[Reverie]

Strength in numbers..and armor...and weap- you get the idea.
Why are artifact weapons better than normal weapons?

Because they are worth more than ordinary weapons, and can be traded for valuable goods.

Why do dwarven infants need alcohol to get through the working day?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Because they absorb so much in utero they emerge totally dependant.

Why did Shorast run away from the fort when the goblins came?

[flieroflight]

How is it possible to mince wine and other liquids when making meals?
also, do dwarfs know any way of preparing food other than mincing?

[Tersr]

Couldn't tell you.
They soak whatever else they are makeing in the liquid and then they mince it.
Yes, they can make a paste, and then mince that so it's a moot point.

Why are troll's blood cyan/

[Theifofdreams]

Because they're normally blue-bloods of the highest quality.
What renders dwarfs so susceptible to cat CWS, exactly? Other races appear, if not immune, much less susceptible.

[Nyxalinth]

Because they're normally blue-bloods of the highest quality.
What renders dwarfs so susceptible to cat CWS, exactly? Other races appear, if not immune, much less susceptible.

Because kitties make everything better!

Why do dwarves not have more decorations beyond spikes, rings, bands, and studs for artifacts?

[Necro910]

Because they're normally blue-bloods of the highest quality.
What renders dwarfs so susceptible to cat CWS, exactly? Other races appear, if not immune, much less susceptible.

Because kitties make everything better!

Why do dwarves not have more decorations beyond spikes, rings, bands, and studs for artifacts?

There's only so many things you can do with a beard.

Why are elves such tree-hugging, moronic bastards?

[Tersr]

Armok wanted something for us to hate, and goblins just didn't cut it.

Why can dwarfs only build beds out of wood reliably?

[Kentti]

Armok wanted something for us to hate, and goblins just didn't cut it.

Why can dwarfs only build beds out of wood reliably?

Because stone is too uncomfortable.

What happened to the dwarf-eating carps?

[Theifofdreams]

Toady downgraded them (slightly). They no longer swallow dwarfs whole. Now they actually have to chew a bit.

Why does water freeze instantly when the temperature dips below freezing?

[Kaleb702 Games]

Because water likes to trick dwarves: "Oh, this is safe to walk on!" *Waits until summer* Dwarves yell, "Aaa! Water!". Water laughs.

Wth is a tallow.

[RAKninja]

Because water likes to trick dwarves: "Oh, this is safe to walk on!" *Waits until summer* Dwarves yell, "Aaa! Water!". Water laughs.

Wth is a tallow.

rendered fat.  think lard.

why do eggs not count as solids for cooking?

[ImBocaire]

Because dwarves, being clumsy, are unable to carry them without smashing their shells.

Why can you embark with entire barrels full of dragonfly eyes?

[MaximumZero]

Because the Dwarves in the Mountainhome have to do something now that there's no economy.

Why doesn't the kitchen seem to need a heat source?