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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 448793 times)

Mister Always

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #90 on: August 13, 2011, 01:20:59 pm »
Quote from: FrisianDude on August 13, 2011, 12:22:44 pm
Quote from: jaxy15 on August 13, 2011, 10:45:17 am

Why don't dwarves eat dimple cups?
Would you eat a tube of paint?

Why does my game crash?  :(

(BZZT wrong answer)

Why do humans even buy the worthless crap we carve out of bones and rocks?
« Last Edit: August 13, 2011, 06:04:38 pm by Toady One »
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #91 on: August 13, 2011, 02:43:01 pm »
Quote from: Mister Always on August 13, 2011, 01:20:59 pm



Why do humans even buy the worthless crap we carve out of bones and rocks?

It's basically the souvenir concept. Human people buy worthless crap made of stone and wood (and occasionaly bones) whenever they go on holiday. Merchants do not make exceptions.

Why elves get offended if you try to sell them back their wooden stuff?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #92 on: August 13, 2011, 02:44:31 pm »
They secretly hate what they sell you.

Why do goblins snatch babies?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #93 on: August 13, 2011, 02:58:51 pm »
You can imagine...
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Why the sea freezes during the night?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #94 on: August 13, 2011, 03:20:08 pm »
It's colder at night.

Why are fluffy wambulers not thrown at bronze collosi in Fortress mode?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #95 on: August 13, 2011, 03:22:46 pm »
Dwarves lack the intelligence to harness the power of throwing.

How do dwarves create farm plots out of nothing?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

The Master

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #96 on: August 13, 2011, 03:26:12 pm »
They use hairs from their beards to make them.

Why do some forgotten beast "undulate rhythmically"?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #97 on: August 13, 2011, 03:57:52 pm »
The pattering of dwarf feet is akin to techno polka.

How does a tiny scratch cause a lethal infection?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #98 on: August 13, 2011, 04:04:32 pm »
Wouldn't you get an infection if you were covered in two-foot thick layers of pus and vomit?

Why do dwarves never question exactly what it is you're feeding them?  :-X
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Quote from: Steelgeek on September 21, 2011, 10:24:29 am
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #99 on: August 13, 2011, 04:08:41 pm »
They gobble down everything edible. Taste is for sissies. Their preference for food is caused by it's looks and stuff.

How do female dwarves engrave if you haven't added ladybeards?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #100 on: August 13, 2011, 04:17:34 pm »
Quote from: jaxy15 on August 13, 2011, 04:08:41 pm
They gobble down everything edible. Taste is for sissies. Their preference for food is caused by it's looks and stuff.

How do female dwarves engrave if you haven't added ladybeards?

Ladybeards aren't descriped for modesty's sake.   :o

Why do spoilerite clothes wear out?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #101 on: August 13, 2011, 04:19:39 pm »
Dwarf sweat produces an extremely toxic acid due to the ungodly amounts of alcohol they consume.

Why do cages block reproduction spores?
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Quote from: Steelgeek on September 21, 2011, 10:24:29 am
A three year old just made an artifact doll from the skull of his dead kitten. I can only assume the mind control lasted past death.
Quote from: Sphalerite on September 21, 2011, 10:28:44 am
"Look, mommy!  Now I can play with Mister Fluffles forever!"

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #102 on: August 13, 2011, 06:32:19 pm »
Cages make force fields, and are infinitely large so no spore get out.

Why are cages infinitely large?
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Shooting something made of a semi hard metal with no organs is a fucking stupid idea anyway.

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #103 on: August 13, 2011, 06:42:36 pm »
Quote from: Tersr on August 13, 2011, 06:32:19 pm
Why are cages infinitely large?

Because they are, essentially, quantum stockpiles.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #104 on: August 13, 2011, 07:30:40 pm »
you didn't ask a question afterwords...SO I SHALL!  :D

Why do carp have an acute appetite for dwarven flesh?
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Quote from: Mr Frog on June 29, 2016, 01:00:27 pm
Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on November 28, 2012, 05:19:44 pm
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on March 31, 2013, 09:43:42 pm
You. Made. Asea. CRY.
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