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[WanderingKid]

I've seen it rumored that 'opening the circus/freakshow' was actually the start of that entire piece, the rest grew from that, but I haven't been around long enough to know for sure.

Why do dwarves always move the stone I want moved the most, last?

[InfinityOrNone]

I've seen it rumored that 'opening the circus/freakshow' was actually the start of that entire piece, the rest grew from that, but I haven't been around long enough to know for sure.

Why do dwarves always move the stone I want moved the most, last?

Because anyone who calls themselves the "Overfiend" CANNOT be up to anything good.

Why doesn't the Mountainhome send me useful peasants instead of useless glassmakers?

[enolate]

The Mountainhome keeps the best for itself.

How in the world can a mine cart climb ramps by itself?

[WanderingKid]

With very careful attention to detail otherwise you end up with a minecart on a mission... usually the legs of any hapless dwarves along the way.  Also, possible semi-sentience due to dwarven love of tools.

Why did the elves stop bringing me logs?

[Mr Space Cat]

Because they know. You know that they know, and they know that you know they know, so they aren't bringing any more logs for you to do you know what you do with them.

Why are the dwarves short?

[WanderingKid]

Beard Weight stunts skeletal growth.

Why did Armok allow aquifers to exist?

[Ora_the_Owlish]

Originally, they were full of elf blood.

Why aren't they full of elf blood any more?

[Grim Portent]

Because it was decided it was more fun for us to get our elf blood from elves.

Why can't humans make steel?

[Niyazov]

Because 99% of them got eaten by vampires in worldgen and the rest are too busy worshiping said vampires.

Why does the mountainhome apparently have hundreds of barrels of giant chinchilla eyeballs lying around?

[UnlawfullyDeranged]

They've been saving them up since the king's last mandate forbidding their trade. He's now commissioning black bronze amulets.

Why does Urist love a particular type of clown so much?

[wierd]

Ever since tentacle demons got removed from the universe, there's just something missing in his life. He tried scepters, but it just wasn't the same. He's just trying to fill the void left in his life, that's all. Just be thankful he isn't into kobolds.

Why is it, that monsters capable of rending candy clad dwarves into ribbons effortlessy can be held by a thin wall of raw candy, and not just claw their way out from the inside?

[Liber celi]

You can't destroy things from below. The very thought is preposterous.

How many prone elfes can dance on a standing dragon's head?

[shinyarceus4]

1 prone elf can do the worm before the dragon burns down their whole civilization.

Why do dwarves spontaneously revive in a Good biome?

[acetech09]

1 prone elf can do the worm before the dragon burns down their whole civilization.

Why do dwarves spontaneously revive in a Good biome?

They're smoking the same stuff you are.

Why are big badgers 'giant badgers' while big pandas are 'gigantic pandas'?

[Imp]

Because badgers don't have a tick problem, while pandas do.

What will happen to this thread when all possible questions have been asked?