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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13389301 times)

RedKing

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52455 on: June 25, 2014, 09:53:44 am »

They needed your resources to build more overlords.
I don't have Vespene gas! That was just a burrito.... >_>
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52456 on: June 25, 2014, 09:54:07 am »

They needed your resources to build more overlords.
I don't have Vespene gas! That was just a burrito.... >_>
Meh, close enough.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52457 on: June 25, 2014, 09:55:08 am »

They needed your resources to build more overlords.
I don't have Vespene gas! That was just a burrito.... >_>
But overlords don't cost Vespene gas D:
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52458 on: June 25, 2014, 09:57:19 am »

They needed your resources to build more overlords.
I don't have Vespene gas! That was just a burrito.... >_>
But overlords don't cost Vespene gas D:
Oh, crap, they're building Ultralisks! That, or RedKing is actually crytalline in nature and not telling us.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52459 on: June 25, 2014, 12:26:38 pm »

Someone took the casing off the part of the sink that controls the sanitizer solution.
I hope they don't steal the faucet next because we kinda need that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52460 on: June 25, 2014, 12:27:30 pm »

They'll leave the faucet, they'll just steal the water main valves.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52461 on: June 25, 2014, 12:29:08 pm »

Figures.
Last time they left the faucet, and took the basin.
Jerkwads.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52462 on: June 25, 2014, 03:08:57 pm »

I still think mastahcheese will come to work one day and see a crater there, with his colleagues just walking around in the hole pretending nothing happened.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52463 on: June 25, 2014, 03:09:32 pm »

I still think mastahcheese will come to work one day and see a crater there, with his colleagues just walking around in the hole pretending nothing happened.
I laughed out loud at this.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52464 on: June 25, 2014, 05:24:59 pm »

Nothing to do at work again today. At this rate I might not be able to come in for work in a few days.

Though today I had to clean the factory barbeque. It looked like it had been imported from Chernobyl. The sad part is that I learned afterwards that someone else had attempted to clean it before me. I can only assume that they melted from the radiation or that the semi-sapient pool of grease sitting at the bottom drove them insane.

The thing had no functioning grease trap, so it all leaked down onto the bottom tray, where the propane tank usually is.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52465 on: June 25, 2014, 06:58:18 pm »

Not like that's a fire hazard or anything. Yeesh. O_o
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52466 on: June 25, 2014, 07:16:01 pm »

There's a button on my laptop that just arbitrarily shuts down the wifi. I see no use for such a button.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52467 on: June 25, 2014, 07:17:09 pm »

Sometimes you may want to turn off the wi-fi to ensure a hardline connection?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52468 on: June 25, 2014, 07:25:28 pm »

The wifi adapter consumes power, so they make it easy to turn it off in case you're using it on the go in a place where there's no WiFi or convienent plug.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #52469 on: June 25, 2014, 07:26:56 pm »

Though today I had to clean the factory barbeque. It looked like it had been imported from Chernobyl.

I'm sorry, where do you work?
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