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Dwarf Fortress => DF Dwarf Mode Discussion => Topic started by: Mobotium on July 23, 2011, 04:22:30 pm

Title: WTF? (random creature) (SPOILER!!)
Post by: Mobotium on July 23, 2011, 04:22:30 pm
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I mean... what?
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Post by: noah22223 on July 23, 2011, 04:24:38 pm
NO WORDS CAN JUSTIFY WHAT I AM SEEING.
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Post by: FallingWhale on July 23, 2011, 04:25:35 pm
Why don't people look it up? There are dozens of these.
Title: Re: WTF? (random creature) (SPOILER!!)
Post by: elf-fondling human on July 23, 2011, 04:29:29 pm
Ass, of course, referring to a donkey-horse crossbreed similar to a mule, but with reverse parenting genders.
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Post by: Crustypeanut on July 23, 2011, 04:36:35 pm
Still pretty damn hilarious.  Beware its secretions!!
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Post by: CinnibarMan on July 23, 2011, 04:38:48 pm
Look at that skinny ass.
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Post by: FallingWhale on July 23, 2011, 04:40:49 pm
Quote from: elf-fondling human on July 23, 2011, 04:29:29 pm
Ass, of course, referring to a donkey-horse crossbreed similar to a mule, but with reverse parenting genders.
No, it means wild donkey. You're describing a hinny.
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Post by: Sutremaine on July 23, 2011, 11:05:48 pm
I like the beakless kites the best. They're just obscure enough that my brain never remembers immediately what sort of kite it is.
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Post by: elf-fondling human on July 23, 2011, 11:08:35 pm
Quote from: FallingWhale on July 23, 2011, 04:40:49 pm
Quote from: elf-fondling human on July 23, 2011, 04:29:29 pm
Ass, of course, referring to a donkey-horse crossbreed similar to a mule, but with reverse parenting genders.
No, it means wild donkey. You're describing a hinny.

Oh, ok then. Either way, I'm pretty sure that wasn't the first thought that went through a few peoples' minds.
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Post by: Max White on July 23, 2011, 11:29:33 pm
I know, three tails, right! What the hell!
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Post by: ThatAussieGuy on July 24, 2011, 12:01:12 am
Quote from: FallingWhale on July 23, 2011, 04:40:49 pm
Quote from: elf-fondling human on July 23, 2011, 04:29:29 pm
Ass, of course, referring to a donkey-horse crossbreed similar to a mule, but with reverse parenting genders.
No, it means wild donkey. You're describing a hinny.

Or in this case; a hiny.  :rimshot:
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Post by: Carnes on July 24, 2011, 06:23:01 am
I saw this picture on the forum some weeks ago.. it applies here:
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Anyone remember who drew this?
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Post by: Ultimuh on July 24, 2011, 06:25:21 am
Quote from: Carnes on July 24, 2011, 06:23:01 am
I saw this picture on the forum some weeks ago.. it applies here:
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Anyone remember who drew this?

Darkerdark, master of drawing Forgotten Beasts. And Elves.. And Dwarves.. Master of drawing anything.
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 24, 2011, 06:46:33 am
Wo else thinks that "mule" or "donkey" s close enough to justify changing the FB code a little?
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Post by: Sutremaine on July 24, 2011, 10:24:52 am
I guess you don't like those flare-headed long purple things dwarves are always putting in their mouths either.
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Post by: dwarfhoplite on July 24, 2011, 10:56:32 am
of course it's a donkey but nobody thinks about donkeys on the first read
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Post by: Girlinhat on July 24, 2011, 11:01:12 am
I do.  That's just not as funny, so I ignore my first impression in favor of a more hilarious impression.
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Post by: ImBocaire on July 24, 2011, 01:15:05 pm
Ass Demon cancels Destroy Building: Ate Mexican last night
Title: Re: WTF? (random creature) (SPOILER!!)
Post by: MystRunner on July 24, 2011, 02:53:32 pm
Quote from: ImBocaire on July 24, 2011, 01:15:05 pm
Ass Demon cancels Destroy Building: Ate Mexican last night
Ass Demon cancels Destroy Building: Ate bad Chinese Takeout last night
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Post by: AllThingsLive on July 24, 2011, 02:55:12 pm
Haha! I got a one eyed worm made of salt once, and some she-dwarf came up and punched it in half, killing it instantly.
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Post by: Johuotar on July 24, 2011, 04:03:54 pm
Quote from: ImBocaire on July 24, 2011, 01:15:05 pm
Ass Demon cancels Destroy Building: Ate Mexican last night

I want to forget this mental image...
Title: Re: WTF? (random creature) (SPOILER!!)
Post by: CinnibarMan on July 24, 2011, 08:44:54 pm
Quote from: AllThingsLive on July 24, 2011, 02:55:12 pm
Haha! I got a one eyed worm made of salt once, and some she-dwarf came up and punched it in half, killing it instantly.

This is almost too easy.