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Tack

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You are standing on a box [33] (1)
« on: September 15, 2010, 12:05:35 am »
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You are standing on a box.

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« Last Edit: August 21, 2012, 06:54:50 pm by Tack »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: You are standing on a box [1]
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2010, 12:07:12 am »
Step down from that box, it doesn't look very stable.
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Re: You are standing on a box [2]
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2010, 12:13:16 am »
You get off the box.

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You are now... No Longer... on a box.

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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: You are standing on a box [1]
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2010, 12:17:03 am »
I am concerned about what the dots are on the floor.  I collect them.
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Re: You are standing on a box [1]
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2010, 12:17:13 am »
>Get back on that box and make a speech about equality! Yell it so everyone can hear!
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Re: You are standing on a box [1]
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2010, 12:32:38 am »
>See what's inside box.  Say "Hastur Hastur Hastur".
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FUCK YOU JACK
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YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
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Re: You are standing on a box [1]
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2010, 12:40:08 am »
You suddenly realise that the ground is suddenly covered in tiny, collectable, dots.

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You've got nothing else to occupy your time, so you begin collecting them.



BUT THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT!

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THE INJUSTICE AGAINST BOXES MUST BE CEASED! FOR MANY, MANY HOWEVER LONG'S, BOXES HAVE BEEN OPPRESSED BY THOSE WHICH STAND UPON THEM, WIPING THEIR SULLIED FEET ALL OVER MANY INNOCENT BOXES, ONLY TRYING TO FEED THEIR LITTLE BOXLINGS! UNTIL THE DAY COMES THAT BOXES AND NON-BOXES MAY JOIN TOGETHER, AND BOTH STRIVE TOGETHER IN THE PURSUIT OF SOMETHING GREATER, BOXES WILL BE DOWNTRODDEN, AND THOSE THAT DOWNTREAD THEM, BE FOREVER SMUG IN THEIR SUPERIORITY!

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE A DREAM!

I HAVE A DREAM THAT ONE DAY, ALL BOXES, AND NON-BOXES WILL BE A SINGLE, UNIFIED COMMUNITY, AND THERE WILL BE NO INJUSTICE, THERE WILL BE NO DIFFERENCE, BETWEEN A BOX, AND A NON-BOX, SAVE THE COLOR OF THEIR... THEM!
And shape and stuff, too... I guess.
I HAVE A DREAM, THAT ONE DAY LITTLE BOX BOYS AND LITTLE BOX GIRLS, IF THEY HAVE GENDER, WILL ONE DAY LAUGH AND HOLD HANDS WITH LITTLE NON-BOX BOYS, AND LITTLE NON-BOX GIRLS, AND TOGETHER THEY WILL SING:
SOMETHING!

That ought to have stirred a few hearts.

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Doesn't help that you're standing on a box, though.

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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: You are standing on a box [1]
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2010, 12:50:35 am »
You say "Hasta Hasta Hasta" For whatever particular reason as you dismount.

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Time to see what's inside this elusive box.

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Nothing. Maybe...

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Nope. Nothing at all.

How disappointing.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: You are standing on a box [4]
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2010, 12:53:26 am »
>>Make the images smaller.

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Everything shrinks a bit. But the world doesn't seem any smaller to you, so it's fine.

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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: You are standing on a box [4]
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2010, 12:56:23 am »
Wear the box on my head and walk off screen.
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Re: You are standing on a box [5]
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2010, 01:04:37 am »
Contemplating the specifics on what the hell would be making you want to do this, you insert your head, into the box.

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And then go somewhere.

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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: You are standing on a box [4]
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2010, 01:07:29 am »
Return to screen with some loot.
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FUCK YOU JACK
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YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
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Re: You are standing on a box [4]
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2010, 01:17:38 am »
Split the loot with the box, and use some loot to give the box a face.
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Re: You are standing on a box [7]
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2010, 01:25:41 am »
You return

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You're not too sure what the hell just happened, and you don't think you quite want to find out.


But hey, sweet loot, anyway. You think.


You carefully divide the loot with the box, then dub him.. Sir Box!

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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: You are standing on a box [7]
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2010, 01:27:23 am »
Become GOD OF THE BOXES.
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