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Author Topic: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?  (Read 11892 times)

KodKod

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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #45 on: April 21, 2012, 05:58:24 pm »

All repentant sinners must flog themselves as punishment, regardless of whether or not it achieves any actual purpose.
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King DZA

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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #46 on: April 21, 2012, 06:26:54 pm »

Personally, I prefer my sinners to cut off the tip of their own finger and write down a list of their failures upon the walls of any given temple dedicated to me in their own blood. So you could always go with that option if flogging isn't really your thing.

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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #47 on: April 21, 2012, 06:52:31 pm »

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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #48 on: April 21, 2012, 06:53:27 pm »

Personally, I prefer my sinners to cut off the tip of their own finger and write down a list of their failures upon the walls of any given temple dedicated to me in their own blood. So you could always go with that option if flogging isn't really your thing.

Im a kobold, my size does not allow me either.


How about I wrestle a Giant Scorpion (kodkod's thing) that is caffeinated? (King DZA's thing)
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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #49 on: April 22, 2012, 05:56:44 am »

Seriously though, what are the odds.

The odds that killing a deity would result in everyone dying horribly?

Or the odds that, in Dwarf Fortress, someone would decide to capture a deity and experiment with stabbing it?

Or the odds that, in Dwarf fortress, someone would decide to capture a deity and experiment with stabbing it, with the end result of everyone dying horribly?

In the latter case, I'd suggest a probability of about 1.
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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #50 on: April 22, 2012, 07:13:48 am »

Well that capturing a feathered hyena, and hyena gods are meant to have extremely toxic saliva and blood.

Just seems ironic that a diety in a game where dietys are completely randomized would take this fact and make my fortress die of it.
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