Let's see what a (slightly-modded) entity_standard can produce.
[REQUIRED_JOB:DYER]
-- Some forts certainly feel this way. :P
[EXPORT:ANY_SHIP:50]
-- Export any ships? And fifty of them?
[MAX:2]
-- But no more than two?
[CULL_SYMBOL:WALL:UNTED_BY:EXPEDITION]
-- "And we were all unted by our expedition to cull the wall."
[SCHON]
[LIKE]
[SHIELD_CABLE]
[DETAKE_MACE:0]
-- I have no idea what a Schon is, why it likes cable shields, or why said cable shields don't detake any maces, but I'd mod it in.
[PERSEVERY:PANT]
-- Clearly this is messed up. Usually dwarves have Persevery:Sock.
[PERMITTED_JOB:WEALTY:REQUIRED_REACTIVE_SOCKS:2]
-- You need two reactive socks in order to be a wealty. Sounds legit.
[PERMITTED_JOB:CAVERY]
-- But cavery doesn't seem to require -any- reactive socks!
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD]
-- Wait, this sounds familiar. Has someone else done this?
[HELM_MAKE_SCROL_NES_SITEM_SHAPE:COMMON]
-- So it's common to make helmets out of NES-shaped scrolls.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:MAKE_CUT_GEM_SHOES_COLOR:ITEM_SHION:ITEM_TOOL:ITEMPTION:ITEM_TOOL_QUEST_BOLTS]
-- And it's permitted to make cut gem shoes the color of Shion's quest bolts. Good to know.
[VALUE:LAW_ENT:WAR]
[PERMITTED_BY:MAKER]
-- I have nothing to add to that one.
[TOY:ITEM_TOMB:250]
-- I mean, since dying is required, it makes sense...
[PERMITTED_JOB:MILK_OFFICE:0]
-- Wait, is no one allowed to work in the milk office, or is no one allowed to milk the office?
[ETHIC:TOR]
-- Dammit, now I want an Iji mod.
[VALUE:FOR_WORK:0]
-- Some days I feel like this. :(
[COMMONY:-30]
-- Sounds very uncommony to me.
[SUBORDING:SOAP_MAN]
-- Marvel is really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
[VALUE:MAKE_MUSICAL_WORKSCREW_PRODUCTS]
-- I, uh... I don't think I want any musical workscrew products.
[BRAG_ON_DOME_EVIL:0]
-- "Naah, man, I had nothing to do with eviling that dome! That was all you, man!"
[OUTDOOR_COKE]
-- Goes well with the INDOOR_RUM.
Well, level 4 was boring. Let's see what level 5 does.
[REQUIRED_DINING:PERSONAL_MATTER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_EXILE]
--Doesn't care about being forced to eat, but loves to exile fish.
[VALUE:SKILL:UNTHINKABLE]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:MAKE_SLICINGSPIKE]
[VALUE:SACRIFICE:0]
-- Hates skill, doesn't value sacrifice, but can make a damn fine slicingspike.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:30]
[PERMITTED_BEDROOM:10000]
-- Can only do 30 reactions, but can have ten thousand bedrooms?
[DIGGER_TRAPCOMP_SPIKE]
-- Oh, and he uses a menacing spike to go dig.
[WEAPON:ITEM_AMMO_BAGUETTE_CONTROLLERS]
-- "And there goes Urist, using his baguette controllers in melee again..."
[RULES_FROM_PLANT:UNTHINKABLE]
-- Which explains the war against the elves.
[GENERATES_SOCKS:COMMON]
-- Some things never change.
[PERMITTED_REACTIVE_DIPLOMATS]
-- So -that's- where the socks come from.
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE]
-- Being wood is okay, but not being an animal. Got it.
[AMMO:ITEM_TOOL:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_SHIELD_SHIELD_BUCKLER]
-- Ahh, that's why he uses his baguette controller in melee, his quiver is full of pants bucklers.
[PROGRESS_OIL_FRUIT]
-- I mean, it did take a while for fruit oils to show up, so that's like progress...
[GLOVES:ITEM_TOOL:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_TOOL_HIVE]
-- I'm covered in bees!
[PERMITTED_JOB:BEEKEEPERCUSSION]
-- I'm not sure if he's punching people with his bee-gloves, or playing a bee-drum or what, but it sounds awesome.
[APPOINTED_REACTION:PEWTER_TRAPCOMP_SPIKE]
-- Okay, so he can be allowed to make a menacing pewter spike.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:GLAZE_LARGE_CLAY_POSITION:BY_HEIR]
-- "Before you can take the throne, you must glaze this large clay statue of me."
And finally....
[DUTY_BOAT]
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