Spoiler: Michael Geiszler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Trent Hawkins (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: In (click to show/hide)
I want to join and ptw secondSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Guess I'll be a god. Watching people kill for my amusement is more my style anyway.And our first god! All hail his chickeny goodness.
Name: Lurker
Domain: Chickens, Stupidity, and Sneakiness. Mostly the Chickens though.
Description: A shadowed form with the main features being many glowing red eyes and beaks.
And let's start with some items;
Rubber Chicken
Live Chicken
Chicken Egg
Roasted Chicken
Wings ripped off of a magic Buffalo
Will god it up once I'm not restraining the urge to murder people at work
Ryan Gordon
A regular sized man with blonde hair. He owns a toothbrush company.
Killed by an exploding toothbrush.
Spoiler: In (click to show/hide)
Name: JenkinsOnly one mooooore.
Description: A rather short man with brown hair. In his previous life, he was totally incompetent. Maybe things will go slightly better for him here.
How did you get here?: Tripped on his front porch, and proceeded to crack open his head. It was a rather pathetic death.
Spoiler: Johnathan Greene (click to show/hide)
Damn. Throw me on the waitlist. Stupid work, making me miss things.Read the rules
Name: Jase Cordroy
Description: A man standing at 6'2". His build is muscular, and he has shaggy, brown hair. His beard is trimmed to follow his jawline. He wears a black Stetson hat, a black leather jacket with a white tee underneath, denim jeans, and black leather boots. He has hazel eyes.
How did you get here?: He thought gator wrasslin' was a good idea. It wasn't.
Name: DonaldAnd this is our last player!
Description: He is a hyper-intelligent monkey. His fur is brown.
How did you get here?: Donald died because he was shot in the face by some people who believed he was an abomination against their god (the god of human superiority).
Stuff to get:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Weed
Cocaine
Cane
Vicodin
LSD
Ecstasy
Tobacco
Roll-your-own cigarettes
Mint-flavoured cigarette filters
Scottish Whisky (Glenfiddich)
American Whiskey (Maker's mark)
French Wine
Cuban rum
Russian Vodka
Coffee
Kiwifruit
Kiwibird
Sparrow
Swallow (African)
Swallow (European)
Tomatoes
Olives
Cucumber
Onions
Underwear
Travel guide
Television
VCR
Mushroom (Hallucinogenic)
Mushroom (Poison)
Mushroom (Edible)
Badger
Snake
Ground beef
Detergent (clothes)
Detergent (dishes)
Soap (anti-bacterial)
Mouse (computer)
Mouse (live)
TV remote
Football (soccer)
Football (rugby)
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Electric Shaver
Tabasco Sauce
Chilli peppers
Black Pepper
Salt
Basil
Oregano
Rice
Pasta
Soda bottle
Motorcycle helmet
Protective Goggles
Doctor's mask
Stethoscope
Syringe
Bandage
Adhesive bandage (Band-aid)
Disinfectant
Mosquito repellent
Perfume
DeodorantITems:Bad idea, bub. I need that dmg for myself. One of us is not going to be able to have five items.
Calculator
turtle
binoculars
dnd dm guide 3.5e
Fahrenheit 451
Name: Donald
Description: He is a hyper-intelligent monkey. His fur is brown.
How did you get here?: Donald died because he was shot in the face by some people who believed he was an abomination against their god (the god of human superiority).
Stuff to get:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
How about the hourglass, the sketchbook, the key ring, the pen, and the wires.
I'll take the Trenchcoat, the Geode, the Imperial Aquilae, the model spitfire, and the sunglasses.
Let's pick...
A mounted deer head
A lighter
A large knife
A jar of bees
A kevlar vest
ITems:Alright, thats 5 people ready.
Calculator
turtle
binoculars
dnd dm guide 3.5e
Fahrenheit 451
My items
A pair of glasses
A playstation 2
A gas mask
A shield
A magic sword.
How directly related to domain do the items need to be?
"I CAN ALWAYS USE MORE INSANE INVENTORS!!"
Put the book of vile darkness in the pile.
That's metagamey enough for me to use my irony power on it.Sorry Toaster, but I wanted a book, not a dvd.
EDIT: List up. Put a present for you on it.
Name: E.S.L. (no, you can't know what it stands for)
Domain: Conspirators and Conspiracy Theorists
Description:Widely considered to look like an Evasive, Slimy, LizardThat's just what they want you to think, it actually takes the form of anEnormous, Smirking, Liar!no, an Extremely Smooth Lamprey! Most Definately!((More items to come later. My Domain may infringe on Ao's so I could change it if needed.))Spoiler: items (click to show/hide)
Add the PHB to the stack, also add the pathfinder core rulebook, and the fiasco rulebook, with the dragon slayers supplement.Yay!
"SIMPLE!! All you need to do is build whatever insane contraption comes into your head! A mecha made out of soap? DO IT! An efficient means of air travel? (http://En.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannon) DO IT!
All gods present sense words without sound or clear origin: Gods, mortals, all equally insane.
"SIMPLE!! All you need to do is build whatever insane contraption comes into your head! A mecha made out of soap? DO IT! An efficient means of air travel? (http://En.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannon) DO IT!
- So... crude. Such a vile misuse of things intended for an entirely different purpose.
All gods present sense words without sound or clear origin: Gods, mortals, all equally insane.
"I find myself agreeing with that setimient"
"Perhaps. However, he is my patron, and so I obey him without question.""SIMPLE!! All you need to do is build whatever insane contraption comes into your head! A mecha made out of soap? DO IT! An efficient means of air travel? (http://En.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannon) DO IT!
- So... crude. Such a vile misuse of things intended for an entirely different purpose.
I have a plan that might break the game a little bit. It also fits with the theme of my patron.
I have a plan that might break the game a little bit. It also fits with the theme of my patron.
"Don't worry! Luckily you don't need to follow in my footsteps! I did that just fine! Now take the fiasco handbook, and spread my name through AMAZING INSANE INVENTIONS! "Take the book and read it.
Name: Donald
Description: He is a hyper-intelligent monkey. His fur is brown.
How did you get here?: Donald died because he was shot in the face by some people who believed he was an abomination against their god (the god of human superiority).
Stuff to get:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
How about the hourglass, the sketchbook, the key ring, the pen, and the wires.
I'll take the Trenchcoat, the Geode, the Imperial Aquilae, the model spitfire, and the sunglasses.
Let's pick...
A mounted deer head
A lighter
A large knife
A jar of bees
A kevlar vest
ITems:
Calculator
turtle
binoculars
dnd dm guide 3.5e
Fahrenheit 451
My items
A pair of glasses
A playstation 2
A gas mask
A shield
A magic sword.
Michael's Stuff:
Socks, gift-wrapped.
An opposum, also gift-wrapped.
Jar of bullet ants.
Mein Kampf, paperback.
A small child.
Ryan's items
LSD
Ashes
Tabbaco
Burnt eyeball
Jar of bees
You really have a boner for fire, don't you?*meows*
Current choices:I'm pretty sure you use a divine substance that you pour over the components to make the pill, called "fruit of the gods". Check the first post.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
After making my pill, take apart the machine, and memorize the insides of it, via my hyper-intelligence. Don't go to the arena yet.
Can a player force-feed a pill to someone else?presumably
Ryan grabs the knife and cackles wildly((you can't do that......))
Ryan grabs the knife and cackles wildlyThe knife disappears from you hands and reappears in Ao's who proceeds to drop it back in outside of anyone's reach and hides it. A message echoes inside your skull: This dagger is not for you, mortal, but for creation of the arena.
Don't go to the arena yet.
Mechanical joint for the world creation!
An artifact quality sock. It menaces with spikes of diamond. It is on fire.
Throw in the left sneaker!
crystis contributes a very powerfull Magic crystal to the arena.
Ao throws a knife into the arena.
Take my pill, with gasoline instead of bees.The pill is made!
Can a player force-feed a pill to someone else?If they were so inclined, I suppose they could. Dunno why they would though.
Take the pill!
Take my pill.
Current choices:No to that action, yes to taking pillSpoiler (click to show/hide)
After making my pill, take apart the machine, and memorize the insides of it, via my hyper-intelligence. Don't go to the arena yet.
Take my pill, with gasoline instead of bees.
Takes pill with a glass of water
The pill is swiftly taken. Probably with something to make it go down easier.Will send these now.
Spoiler: Me right now (click to show/hide)
@CP: may the rest of us look in your spoiler?
I feel the same way. Do you want to pm each other our powers?@CP: may the rest of us look in your spoiler?
Sure thing, I just spoilered a reaction gif there.
I feel the same way. Do you want to pm each other our powers?
You can control our actions directly?I feel the same way. Do you want to pm each other our powers?
I don't have any powers, except controlling environments and course of actions of actual players. I'm a spectator.
- Come on, meat machines. Interact with your surroundings. Or each other, - Lor urges the contestants.
Jenkins wrings his hands nervously.Someone already sent one so I suppose it's too late to say no.
Would...anyone like to form an alliance?
((Are PM actions allowed? I don't need one, per say, but I have a conditional in my planned action and would like to preserve some secrecy if I don't end up using my power.))
Run off into the tunnels, looking for an item.Follow and use my pills ability
Jenkins wrings his hands nervously."I would. My power relies on being a part of a team. Pledge yourself to [Hiddenleafguy's character], and I will accept you as a team member."
Would...anyone like to form an alliance?
((Are PM actions allowed? I don't need one, per say, but I have a conditional in my planned action and would like to preserve some secrecy if I don't end up using my power.))
The buzzing of insects is soon heard, "Bah, pay no attention to those other gods, pledge yourselves to me! I'm a bona fide god of life and death! With me on your side how can you lose?"What benefits could I and would I get?
The buzzing of insects is soon heard, "Bah, pay no attention to those other gods, pledge yourselves to me! I'm a bona fide god of life and death! With me on your side how can you lose?"What benefits could I and would I get?
"My benefit is called [INSERT ABILITY HERE], in addition you will have all the video games you want!"so perhaps the voice of dragons gifted to me if I follow you?
A voice whispers in Michael's ear...
I see from your choices, Michael, that you are marginally less pathetic than the rest of this batch. Though I do shudder to contemplate a creature as loathsome as yourself, I admit that I could use a puppet in this race. Are you prepared to face reality, and walk the righteous path of hate? Or would you rather lay down and lose to one of the other whelps?
"I would. My power relies on being a part of a team. Pledge yourself to [Hiddenleafguy's character], and I will accept you as a team member."
Cicadas can be heard off in the distance, Mortal Christopher, would you still like to pledge to me? Even though I am a minor one, I am still a god of life and death. All I need is a yes."nods
Cicadas can be heard off in the distance, Mortal Christopher, would you still like to pledge to me? Even though I am a minor one, I am still a god of life and death. All I need is a yes."nods
Aye, may you have mercy on those that I slay in your name.
Yes, but you will need permission from my god."I would. My power relies on being a part of a team. Pledge yourself to [Hiddenleafguy's character], and I will accept you as a team member."
((I would consider that, but I've already asked Beirus' permission, so it's kinda late for me to back out. Is there any chance you would be willing to do a multi-god team?))
Run through the tunnels, searching for an item.STOP! I wish to ask you a question and get to know you promise I will not hurt you, shake on it!
Ryan shakes the persons hand.Run through the tunnels, searching for an item.STOP! I wish to ask you a question and get to know you promise I will not hurt you, shake on it!
"Hi big K! Are you still mad at me for that accidentally burning down an entire hospital distract during an incidental soap mecha rampage, right?"
shakes handRyan shakes the persons hand.Run through the tunnels, searching for an item.STOP! I wish to ask you a question and get to know you promise I will not hurt you, shake on it!
Run through the tunnels, searching for an item.
Ryan shakes the persons hand.Run through the tunnels, searching for an item.STOP! I wish to ask you a question and get to know you promise I will not hurt you, shake on it!
Ryan runs off into the tunnel, followed closely by Christopher. They get about 20-30 feet in, weaving carefully through the razor sharp crystals, before Christopher proposes a temporary truce so he can ask a question. The two shake on their agreement not to try to murder each other.Run off into the tunnels, looking for an item.Follow and use my pills ability
((You know, people will see it in action soon enough, anyway. I'll just start using it and see how long it takes people to figure out.))Jenkins pledges himself to Bitton! He is granted the ability to breathe fire in return!
Pledge myself to Beirus/Bitton. Rip a strip of cloth off of my shirt. If I'm safe for the time being, summon myself up an electronic whip. If someone looks like they're about to attack me, create a cocoon of razor-sharp, coppery goodness around their bodies.
Vera wanders over to some of the crystals, and attempts to break one off.[5]
Take my pillYou take your pill.
An actionYou foresee....2.
Another actionYou run up to the mouth of the tunnel, where you have a good view of the three people in there, and shout "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
Vera wanders over to some of the crystals, and attempts to break one off.[5]
You somehow manage to break one of the crystals off without cutting your own damn fingers off.
Meow incessantly at the contestants until one of them feeds me. That is, until one of them feeds me FIRE and the MURDER of their enemies.
If possible, bless the sock-worms so that they slowly bloat and explode when on fire, sending their spikes everywhere like a grenade.
Edit: That's my suggestion piecewise. Allow the gods to shift the arena every X turns (or every time someone with their blessing is killed or makes a kill). Either to modify something in it to make it more fun or deadlier or to add an item from the pile to it or something like that. Maybe limit it so that they can't add something too powerful or deadly or something that will give one of their players a big advantage. Maybe make more powerful things and/or things outside of that god's domain require a dice roll. You know, the general "don't abuse this or I'll smack you" clause.
How about for everyone person who pledges themselves to the god, that god gets the ability to change the arena in some way?
"Because I made up with it by making dirt healing robots?"
Oh, and changing the arena will be fun because gods might have preferences over who lives and who dies, but they're ultimately waitlisters. So their ultimate preference would be murder. No matter who the victim and the perpetrator is, as long as there is blood, it's a victory for them. Unless they get a reward for having their follower be the last men standing or having a follower kill someone.
Sure, yeah. Is that one of those things that stays active as long as the god has enough followers? Or as long as the follower that caused that is still a follower? Because that could be an incentive for people to switch gods or kill the followers of a certain god.We'll say it stays active as long as you have enough followers, and not directly tie it to specific people.
I offer amusement; appreciation of the futility of all your lives. May you laugh at the world before your unimportant death.Tolas! Another god of Death here at the confluence of worlds? Come! Come sit with me and we shall drink mead and nectar and laugh at the sport of these fools. You will drink, won't you? I lack the flesh to taste it but I find the sensation of it splashing through my ripcage quite enjoyable! HA HA!
I offer amusement; appreciation of the futility of all your lives. May you laugh at the world before your unimportant death.Tolas! Another god of Death here at the confluence of worlds? Come! Come sit with me and we shall drink mead and nectar and laugh at the sport of these fools. You will drink, won't you? I lack the flesh to taste it but I find the sensation of it splashing through my ripcage quite enjoyable! HA HA!
If Spazyek tries to get me, take my pillYou already did.
((Signing up.))Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Don't look (click to show/hide)
Um, heh. I'll just leave now.
Pledge to Ira-Erazmin, hold on to my pill, don't look menacing.
Orders sent
Can we look at the whole turn, or just a section of it?
Also, I was thinking that I would exchange something other than my soul,Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Hey, do you guys want to team up with me?"
Pm Stuff.
Do PM action.
Grab tntley by the throat and remove all the matter I can from him! Then pledge self to [insert what ever renaged lobester's ghod name is]
If Spazyak grabs me, and he is beating me by a lot, use my pills ability to get awaylaughs
Piecewise, you quoted my action but decided to ignore the question attached to it. Why?Because I was just gathering up the actions for later.
Um, heh. I'll just leave now.You sprint down the tunnel, right past everyone and into another large chamber. This one contains something unusual. Namely, it contains what appears to be a large, slightly worn sneaker. And by large I mean it's the size of a small car. It's also wearing plate armor made of crystal and wielding a crystal battle ax in its laces. It doesn't say anything, but it starts hopping towards you. This is...not what you expected.
Spoiler: Don't look (click to show/hide)
Grab tntley by the throat and remove all the matter I can from him! Then pledge self to [insert what ever renaged lobester's ghod name is]So, Chris pledges himself to the Death of Insects and the Life of poisonous flowers eh?... His blood becomes a thick, sappy substance that is also poisonous to others. Its is so thick and gloopy that it's almost impossible for him to bleed out.
Pledge to Ira-Erazmin, hold on to my pill, don't look menacing.
Sorry, been busy with the whole back-to-school fiasco.1 vs 6
So, a few people haven't taken their superpower pill yet? Grab and consume whatever pills I see, with liberal application of fireballs and my whip-arm if necessary. Defend mysepf with fireballs shoupd I be attacked.
Orders sent[6]
Can we look at the whole turn, or just a section of it?[5-1]
Also, I was thinking that I would exchange something other than my soul,Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Hey, do you guys want to team up with me?"
Pm Stuff.
Do PM action.1 vs (Dev) 4
Walk over to the wounded ryan lying on his back, put a foot onto his throat and procede to take as much matter as I canYou're laying on your back with a man standing over you, trying to beat you to death. You might be a bit busy.
Die you vile fool!
"Ah, V man! How have you liked the robot plates I gave you for my birthday?""Yep!"
I guess you're not a shoe-in for victory any more!
"Ah, V man! How have you liked the robot plates I gave you for my birthday?""They unfortunately didn't keep still well enough, making them unpractical, I bestowed them on some of my followers to confuse them, so who are you rooting for?"
"Hmmm, that moving around problem could probably be fixed with some thermite and ice. I am rooting for my follower, whom I cannot remember the name of due to the god of thieves stealing it from my mind. DAMN YOU MAJOR GODS!!"Are you blaming Ao for your bad memory?
Actually, Hlg, may I have a bonus to mad science instead?He doesn't control that. I roll a dice and give you a boon based on his domain.
for every time he hits me I will subtract matter and when I see an opening I will start hitting him back and subtracting matter
Die you vile fool!
Groan and try to put pressure on my wound. Yell "Go fuck a horse!" at Jenkins.
((Well, thats too bad. Swearomancy is amazing, but I'm going to bleed out before I can abuse it.))
Um... yeah... nope.
Officially pledge myself to Hiddenleafguy. Do pm'd stuff.
"Ah, V man! How have you liked the robot plates I gave you for my birthday?""Yep!"
If I don't have a penalty to it greater than -1, "mad science" the plates and some nearby crystals
If necessary, let my god[ take the wheel (figuratively).
Do PM ActionI guess you're not a shoe-in for victory any more!
Toaster, I think I felt that one from here, ouch.
Use my pills ability to get away.
Pull the spike out, activate ability, then repeat PM action.
We await whisperling and his unfortunate IRL circumstances again.
I hope we're having fun so far.
for every time he hits me I will subtract matter and when I see an opening I will start hitting him back and subtracting matter
Die you vile fool!
Use my pills ability to get away.2 vs 3
Groan and try to put pressure on my wound. Yell "Go fuck a horse!" at Jenkins.
((Well, thats too bad. Swearomancy is amazing, but I'm going to bleed out before I can abuse it.))
4 vs 2
Before he can use any swearomancy, use my bionic tentacle to crush his voice box. Destroying the rest of his throat or snapping his neck wouldn't hurt either. No matter how that turns out, consume my ill-gotten pill. Defend myself with firebreath should anyone attempt to attack me.
((I'm definitely having fun. Not so sure about the guy I ripped an arm off, though.))
Um... yeah... nope.You pledge Yourself to the Shadow Jaguar! You gain...the ability to lick yourself in various interesting ways! Sort of underwhelming. You turn and try to run from the homicidal sneaker.
Officially pledge myself to Hiddenleafguy. Do pm'd stuff.
"Ah, V man! How have you liked the robot plates I gave you for my birthday?""Yep!"
If I don't have a penalty to it greater than -1, "mad science" the plates and some nearby crystals
If necessary, let my god[ take the wheel (figuratively).
Do PM ActionI guess you're not a shoe-in for victory any more!
Toaster, I think I felt that one from here, ouch.
Pull the spike out, activate ability, then repeat PM action.
"Probably, I hope someone grabs the ice and thermite before the ice melts, because explosions are fun."You have my interest...I could add matter to it! BIGGER BOOM!
Chase after him! Try to punch him and subtract more matter!
((Also can I do anything involving junk list?
Safety is just not to be had, huh?
You know, perhaps I should reconsider things right now.
Kick Vera in the head, pull the spear out, and run for a tunnel heading up. If the spear is stuck in, run away anyway and summon another one.
Grab my lost arm and look for something to kill.
...Try to ignore the incredible pain and somehow make myself able to move. Use the ability, full body so nobody can take advantage of my currently being crippled.
I say kill 'em for his insolence.
"YOU WILL GET MY PERMANENT LOVE AND SUPPORT FOREVER IF YOU SUCCEED AT THIS! I don't even care if you're not pledged to me."I say kill 'em for his insolence.
Why not?
Run over to ATATH and break his neck with my whiparm. Should anyone else attack me, firebreathe on their face.
Chase after him! Try to punch him and subtract more matter!
((Also can I do anything involving junk list?
Safety is just not to be had, huh?
You know, perhaps I should reconsider things right now.
Kick Vera in the head, pull the spear out, and run for a tunnel heading up. If the spear is stuck in, run away anyway and summon another one.
Grab my lost arm and look for something to kill.
...Try to ignore the incredible pain and somehow make myself able to move. Use the ability, full body so nobody can take advantage of my currently being crippled.
I say kill 'em for his insolence.
Why not?
Run over to ATATH and break his neck with my whiparm. Should anyone else attack me, firebreathe on their face.
Can gods voluntarily rescind powers they have granted, even if the player has done nothing wrong?
Can gods voluntarily give powers to players that are already pledged? If so, totally throw [Whisperling] a bonus.Add more? No. Remove? Sure.
I've updated the junk list.Did not.
"New objects!""That's it for now, but more shall come."Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((Someone should totally use that turkey.))
Look again and be amazed! Almost as though someone edited it between that post and this one!I've updated the junk list.Did not."New objects!""That's it for now, but more shall come."Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((Someone should totally use that turkey.))
"If you pledge yourself to me, you get fire!Only if you want to get in right now.
Fire! UNLIMITED fire!
Fire in the disco! Fire in the disco! Fire in the... Taco Bell!
Fire in the disco! Fire in the disco! Fire in the... Gates of Hell!"
...
"And tigers, probably."
Do I need to post a sheet? If yes, I'll do so in a day or so.
Wait, Whisperling! Don't kill me! I can be really, really useful!
Pm'd stuff.
Nah, let Toaster play. He's fun."If you pledge yourself to me, you get fire!Only if you want to get in right now.
Fire! UNLIMITED fire!
Fire in the disco! Fire in the disco! Fire in the... Taco Bell!
Fire in the disco! Fire in the disco! Fire in the... Gates of Hell!"
...
"And tigers, probably."
Do I need to post a sheet? If yes, I'll do so in a day or so.
So far it looks like he's a no show and toaster will be our new player. We'll give it a few more hours. I have to do other posts and try to memorize these A&P terms.
What if they want High Voltage?"Then I shall give them Electric Six! Meow! That oughta be the spark that lights this fire!"
Bronze lightning bolt that looks like it broke off a large statue.
Bag filled with batteries
Plasma globe
Slightly rusty "DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!" sign
Electrostatic generator / Van de Graaff generator
Jacob's ladder / a high voltage traveling arc
May the gods bless me with strength to kill this buffoon and gather what I need to destroy the weak insects in here!
Ao, for having single follower, decides to alter the arena in following way: Those mechanical fingers that make up the floor? If plucked up, they will act as camo paint. In colors suitable for the arena.CONSIDER IT DONE! They'll act something like lipsticks, with the actual paint coming out of the bottom.
Hmm. As the god for poisonous flowers, could I cause some more deadly plants to grow and spread in the arena? Maybe some that are mobile and hunt prey with poison? To increase the deadliness of the arena of course.Lets say that you can cause either a large growth of poisonous and dangerous plants or maybe one dangerous roving plant.
Wait, Whisperling! Don't kill me! I can be really, really useful!
Pm'd stuff.
1vs5I say kill 'em for his insolence.
Why not?
Run over to ATATH and break his neck with my whiparm. Should anyone else attack me, firebreathe on their face.
Chase after him! Try to punch him and subtract more matter!Unfortunately your murder buddy there ended up exploding into gore because his brain wandered off.
((Also can I do anything involving junk list?
Safety is just not to be had, huh?Clearly not. Lets see.
You know, perhaps I should reconsider things right now.Not sure who you think you're pulling anything out of. You didn't do a damn thing that last turn other than fuck up a summon. You didn't stab anyone. Hell, Vera didn't even get close to you. She stayed face first on the ground the whole time.
Kick Vera in the head, pull the spear out, and run for a tunnel heading up. If the spear is stuck in, run away anyway and summon another one.
Grab my lost arm and look for something to kill.
...Try to ignore the incredible pain and somehow make myself able to move. Use the ability, full body so nobody can take advantage of my currently being crippled.[2]
His pill grants him probability precognition: He can see the rolls he and any opponents would get for any action before actually performing that action. However, using this power automatically reduces his roll by 1, and has a physically draining effect on him.Wow. You just couldn't keep your bloodlust under control, could you? I could have rolled behind you on a wagon or something and predicted the results of all of your rolls before you do them, but nooo, you just had to get that pill. I even offered an alliance! For those of you who think he didn't know better, I pm'd him my affinity.
1vs5
Donald...well. Donald doesn't stand a freaking chance. Before he can do...pretty much anything, Jenkins walks right up , wraps his tentacle limb around Donald's throat and pops he head off like a cork on a wine bottle.
WHISPERLING HAS KILLED ANOTHER PLAYER! HE GAINS THE RIGHT TO MAKE ANOTHER PILL!
Continue attempting remove spike.sneak up on him and grab him by the throat from behind while he is redistricted ,remove matter!
So, umm, did I kick Vera or not?[2]
Do PM
Continue attempting remove spike.
Continue attempting remove spike.sneak up on him and grab him by the throat from behind while he is redistricted ,remove matter!
Ao's mask is currently this.((Holy hell, that's creepy!)))
(http://dirtyhorror.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/rsz_116011001.jpg)
Now imagine that under black hood. Lovely, isn't it?....you're a got right, what are you domains?
Hiding, finding and stealing.Now imagine that under black hood. Lovely, isn't it?....you're a got right, what are you domains?
Lurker screeches.
"AO YOU ARE A CREEPY SONOFA. I AM DISPLEASED TO KINDA SHARE A DOMAIN WITH YOU."
"... 2 SPOOKY."
"FOCCIN COWARD INNIT. TAKE ME ON M8."
A few of Lurker's eye suddenly become very dilated."Bubble bubble! Pop! Fart"
"LEARN THE KING'S ENGLISH YOU FILTHY SLUG!"
"OW!"
Eh. I've seen worse.Ao's mask is currently this.((Holy hell, that's creepy!)))
(http://dirtyhorror.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/rsz_116011001.jpg)
((Can i worship two gods)))
(((Makes sense at least I'll be reborn as a groot I presume)))((Can i worship two gods)))
((Nope. God's don't like sharing souls))
(((Makes sense at least I'll be reborn as a groot I presume)))((Can i worship two gods)))
((Nope. God's don't like sharing souls))
Never say something like that when Piecewise is the gm. He will almost certainly cause whatever you don't want to happen to happen.(((Makes sense at least I'll be reborn as a groot I presume)))((Can i worship two gods)))
((Nope. God's don't like sharing souls))
((...sure, yeah. Watch out for a mobile murderous plant.))
Nudge my killer Groot towards the other people, and not my follower. That would suck to have him killed by my creation.
Never say something like that when Piecewise is the gm. He will almost certainly cause whatever you don't want to happen to happen.(((Makes sense at least I'll be reborn as a groot I presume)))((Can i worship two gods)))
((Nope. God's don't like sharing souls))
((...sure, yeah. Watch out for a mobile murderous plant.))
Nudge my killer Groot towards the other people, and not my follower. That would suck to have him killed by my creation.
Y'know, now that I think about it, Piecewise is like the personification of Murphy's Law.
((I'm not in until the next round, right?))No, you sir are in right now. Teleported into the midst of things. Please act.
HAHAHAHAHA! This pleases me greatly!You can certainly do that, and you don't even need to put it into an action.
Cackle madly from the audience while making vague promises about what would happen if someone where to pledge to me.
No Jenkins isn't pledged to me I'm just impressed with his work.Unfortunately not. Without people pledged to you, you have no power. A god without followers is barely a god at all.
"FOCCIN COWARD INNIT. TAKE ME ON M8."
Ask, and Ao provides.
Ao steals the memory of this whole mask event from mind of this god of chickens.
"OI, OI! YOU THINK YER FOCCIN PARLOR TRICKS GONNA WORK ON A FOCCIN GOD OF CHICKENS?! M8, I'LL PECK YER BLOODY EYES OUT!"3vs4
One of Lurker's beaks begins pecking ineffectually at AO's mask.
New pill!:You quickly swallow your pill and then run further down the tunnel, holding on the the bleeding stump of your hand. You run down deeper into the caves until you come across another open area. Standing in this area are two creatures. One is a shoe wielding a battle ax. The other is...well. It kind of looks like a hydra but with venus fly traps for heads. Thats...neat....
skyrim cd
airsoft revolver
Lord of the rings sting letter opener
scythe
dragon bone
action
Run away after getting and taking pill
Are you not entertained?! Are you not enjoying this great blood shed?!
Kill the nearest living thing, whatever it is, with the arm of death.
Do PM1vs4
Hey piecewise, I have one follower. Could I form some of the crystalline growths into a small, wandering dragon?Sure. You wanna do that now or wait till a different moment to strike?
"Hey, man-who-is-Toaster! Wanna pledge yourself to me? I'm sure good things will come of this."TEMPTING! TEMPTING!
Tempt a mortal with unknowable power!
- You people just don't like high quality, do you? In this bizarre environment, wouldn't you like at least something to act properly? I really want to see the smooth action rather than your sloppiness, and I can grant you that.THESE GODS ARE THIRSTY!
Keep doing fruitless attempts to get a follower.
Bleed out, throw as many curse words as I can, of various categories and languages, at Trent.Well thats very unspecific. Guess I'll have to use a random swear generator to see what it actually entails.
Do PM, Issue One-liner5vs2
"Clearly what this place needs is more gods. Let's summon a neon one! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4)
Find nearest player. Shoot a Neon God at them.
add mass to my stump and run away!, attempt to karate chop anything that gets in my war.6vs2
Any clumps of people around here? Get near them and use my new pills ability. If anyone attacks me, firebreathe on them.
"HEY DEV-MAN! YOU LOOK TO BE FEELING THE HEAT, YES? GIVE ME YOUR SOUL AND I'M SURE MY EXTENSIVE AND MYSTERIOUS POWERS WILL HELP YOU ON THE PATH TO GREATNESS."
Remove the stick up my ass. Apply camoflauge. Summon the asian dragon of Bhutan into the larger room, to confuse things.Pilling up and...oh dear.
Pill contents: Hardhat, Afro Wig, Diamond Ring, Russian Vodka, and the hallucinogenic mushroom.
"I see how it is!"[4 vs 1]
Action, PW eyes only:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((Sorry. Would've posted earlier, but school is a pain.))You're in a straight, downward tunnel. No corners here. But also no plant monsters, so thats a bonus.
Pill stuff this time around will be the shield, the mirror, the medal of honor, the saxophone, and the usb stick.
Run around the corner, hopefully to a place where I won't be getting attacked. Reflect on how the hydra chasing me should technically be no more, since the god who made it has lost his follower. Don't complain if it remains in existance, though. The universe has its reasons.
Make the crystal dragon to fight the plant monster.Someone has pointed out that the plant dragon should no longer exist. So it does not.
[5]
You grab some of the metal grass and use it to quickly and effectively paint camofague onto yourself. Now, so long as you stay silent and still, it will be much harder for other players or creatures to see you.
Nah, just make the Chinese dragon ally to any followers I currently have or will have, or hostile to any non-followers. Or or or, can I assume control of the dragon?I think you could assume control of the dragon. You're god of dragons after all, and your follower is still alive...for the moment.
Yeah, do it. Then use dragon body to protect my follower/kill anybody attacking my follower.Nah, just make the Chinese dragon ally to any followers I currently have or will have, or hostile to any non-followers. Or or or, can I assume control of the dragon?I think you could assume control of the dragon. You're god of dragons after all, and your follower is still alive...for the moment.
Shall we do that?
Whisperling, toaster, any day now.
... perhaps we can have the audience propose actions if a player is absent for too long?
Ooh, what if the Gods possessed the players if they took too long?... perhaps we can have the audience propose actions if a player is absent for too long?
Yeah, you did say you should do more of that, PW, over at Infinite Heavens.
Ooh, what if the Gods possessed the players if they took too long?... perhaps we can have the audience propose actions if a player is absent for too long?
Yeah, you did say you should do more of that, PW, over at Infinite Heavens.
As someone accused of delaying, I support gods getting a say. Priority goes to the pledged god, if there is one.
Nah, just make the Chinese dragon ally to any followers I currently have or will have, or hostile to any non-followers. Or or or, can I assume control of the dragon?
Yeah, do it. Then use dragon body to protect my follower/kill anybody attacking my follower.Nah, just make the Chinese dragon ally to any followers I currently have or will have, or hostile to any non-followers. Or or or, can I assume control of the dragon?I think you could assume control of the dragon. You're god of dragons after all, and your follower is still alive...for the moment.
Shall we do that?
((How science fiction-y can my new ability get?))(Reasonably so.)
Assuming Beirus is in running distance, get behind him ASAP. Treat toaster to some firebreath on the way out.
I blame MGS1.
Block that incoming attack with a Stairway.
Shoot the big guy! (Terrab)5 and 4 vs 4
Blow them with a dust storm! (http://[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY)
If this link leads to Darude- Sandstorm I will be very unimpressed.Blow them with a dust storm! (http://[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY)
((FTFY))
If Beirus fails to breathe fire at anything, point him in toaster's general direction. Tear some metal grass from the ground and summon power armor for myself. If at any point someons decides attacking me would be a good idea, incinerate them.
Blow them with a dust storm! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ)
Incinerate Terrab with dragon fire.
Do PM
Ow."People just don't appreciate music, it seems."
Ow.You reappear back in the stands as a god.
- So that... is a god-making mechanism. Driven by mundane chaotic commotion, it is a well-regulated machine, a piece of intelligent design. That I love.[glow=blue2,300]"It's ordered chaos. Very unnecessary and violent chaos, but ordered chaos nevertheless."[/glow]
How do I make a blue glow?You mean in your forum text? Just press the glow button (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/Themes/darkling/images/bbc/glow.gif) and then change red to blue.
[glow=blue,2,300][/glow]"Wooo! Dragon fire for everyone! Wooooo!"
Dragon fire for Trent too! Lots and lots of Dragon fire!
((So, I have to deal with the robot before making a pill?))
Melt together the robot's joints with firebreath, then wiggle out of its grasp. Beirus being the helpful dragon he is, kindly ask him for a helping claw if there are any issues. If at any point I'm in danger of being drowned, get away ASAP.
Back away and summon the ocean, then.Lets roll and...Beirus goes first, then Trent, then Jenkins.
Lurker attempts to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL.Post an action then. For dev.
Lurker attempts to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL.Post an action then. For dev.
Someone who hasn't posted an action: Light everything on fire. If one of those things happens to be yourself, then hug someone who is not on fire.
Rip some grass from the ground, and cover everything except me in exploding electronics. Short-circuted phones, laser bombs, electronades, anything that produces a bomb-like effect. Make sure the robot gets an EMP to the face. Live or die, I will make this round go out with a very literal, extremely deadly bang.
Lurker attempts to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL.Post an action then. For dev.
Nay! That's for me to do, his god! Also dev asked me to post actions for him over IRC so... Gonna think one.
Ao's mask changes again and Trent twitches.
(http://ep.yimg.com/ay/jaded-minx/2-pc-set-of-camouflage-steampunk-dust-riding-mask-and-matching-goggles-a-burning-man-must-havenp03-camo-5.gif)
Sending a PM for Trent.
Lurker tosses a paper ballot with the name "Dev" on it at the Skeleton god. Mostly out of spite.
((I'm... kinda unsure of what I did. Unless you're spiting someone else, in which case consider me clueless.))
"I vote for Jenkins. He was the one who ended it, after all. Also, Lurker is an idiotic ball of spite with no target. Come get some! Woooo!"puuuuu Buble Burble
((Can I just use the character sheet I provided earlier as my application for next round?))
"i vote for them to have a tie breaker fight. one on one in a small single room arena, or we could send BOTH to the next round to mix things up a bit."Or we could send them to hell...
"I vote for Jenkins. He was the one who ended it, after all. Also, Lurker is an idiotic ball of spite with no target. Come get some! Woooo!"Lurker shifts its weight onto a set of talons and begins to cluck and whine agitatedly.
((Can I just use the character sheet I provided earlier as my application for next round?))
And Crazicus forces a few pounds of Krokodil into lurker"I vote for Jenkins. He was the one who ended it, after all. Also, Lurker is an idiotic ball of spite with no target. Come get some! Woooo!"Lurker shifts its weight onto a set of talons and begins to cluck and whine agitatedly.
((Can I just use the character sheet I provided earlier as my application for next round?))
"ooooooooooooooiii M8. you be disrespectin MY SPHERE?! I'll fry those wings of yours I will!"
One of Lurker's beaks sprays a fountain of boiling blood directly upwards.
"YOU FOOL! YOU JUST UNLEASHED MY MURDERBONER!"And Crazicus forces a few pounds of Krokodil into lurker
Lurker shifts its weight onto a set of talons and begins to cluck and whine agitatedly.
"ooooooooooooooiii M8. you be disrespectin MY SPHERE?! I'll fry those wings of yours I will!"
One of Lurker's beaks sprays a fountain of boiling blood directly upwards.
Crazicus drinks the liquid from lurker, while machine gun firing used syringes back"YOU FOOL! YOU JUST UNLEASHED MY MURDERBONER!"And Crazicus forces a few pounds of Krokodil into lurker
Lurker shifts its weight onto a set of talons and begins to cluck and whine agitatedly.
"ooooooooooooooiii M8. you be disrespectin MY SPHERE?! I'll fry those wings of yours I will!"
One of Lurker's beaks sprays a fountain of boiling blood directly upwards.
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS YOU FUCKING SLUG."
Eyes catch fire and beaks unravel into eldritch tendrils as Lurker begins to vibrate uncontrollably.
All at once, the eyes and beaks suddenly all focus on Crazicus and begin to fire saline solution at the mollusk.
A deadly voice pierces the minds of those present, like a tissue paper though an icecube.
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM.
Also, Piecewise, you spelled Beirus's name wrong in the turn that he exploded. Technically, he's the winner, because that was some other guy with a similar name who exploded.
"Why I think the guy with the flag thing was the most entertaining from the two. Trint, Tront, or whatever the name was."
Ao's worshipper, Trent, of course.
Lurker tosses a paper ballot with the name "Dev" on it at the Skeleton god. Mostly out of spite.
"I vote for Jenkins. He was the one who ended it, after all. Also, Lurker is an idiotic ball of spite with no target. Come get some! Woooo!"
((Can I just use the character sheet I provided earlier as my application for next round?))
"I vote for Jenkins. He was the one who ended it, after all. Also, Lurker is an idiotic ball of spite with no target. Come get some! Woooo!"puuuuu Buble Burble
((Can I just use the character sheet I provided earlier as my application for next round?))
Translation: I Agree, And vote for him as well
Spoiler: Johnathan Greene (click to show/hide)
Name: Suntribus
Domain: Broken or malfunctioning things. As in objects, not bones.
Appearance: A huge, twelve-foot humanoid that moves awkwardly and clanks and creaks a lot, composer of bent spoons, rusty jars and sparking electronical equipment crushed and torn into shape.
| Description: | (http://i896.photobucket.com/albums/ac165/parisbre56/Description_zpscm8yqxkg.png) |
((What about my vote?))Well only one person voted for that...that option I didn't put forward...and it was you. So I ignored it. If a ton of people had jumped on board, I might have done it, but no one else did.
Name: V'arro
Description: a cultist, dedicated himself to Lor the Mechanical - worked in an underground sweatshop making guns, his mind obscured by cult leaders; Has entered the arena as a very well built man with extremely pale white skin in brown jumpsuit.
How did you get here: died of hunger, dehydration and ultimate physical exhaustion.
Things to make a pill from:
Laptop
Gas mask
Pocket watch
World map
Engraving tools
Name: Professor Tsonnovski
Description: Man of !!science!! His flowing white lab coat is so cool! His !!science!! is exteme!
How did you get here?: His !!science!! became a bit too extemely flammable.
Pill ingredients:
Mirror
Microscope
Microwave
Scientific calculator
Sunglasses
Edit: I don't have to pick five ingredients for the pill, four is fine, right? In that case, I drop sunglasses from the pill and wear them instead.
Name: HMC 042
Description: A featureless beige human. It has a Walkie-Talkie in place of a brain.
How did you get here?: A password that had been forgotten.
Pill here:
A dragon eye
A meat tenderizer
Live Chicken
Spoiler: Johnathan Greene (click to show/hide)
Pill items:
A wiggling aloha figure
Plasma globe
A cellphone
A perfect replica of the demon core
Ceramic spikes
EDIT: Switched out one of my pill items
Name: Jase Cordroy
Description: A man standing at 6'2". His build is muscular, and he has shaggy, brown hair. His beard is trimmed to follow his jawline. He wears a black Stetson hat, a black leather jacket with a white tee underneath, denim jeans, and black leather boots. He has hazel eyes.
How did you get here?: He thought gator wrasslin' was a good idea. It wasn't.
Pill items:
Warhammer 40k figures
Geode
Claymore Sword
An emerald covered in emerald spikes
Some dragon scales
Name: ParisHow did you get here?: He was happy with good news and was half-skipping half-dancing down the street, not looking where he was going. Fell down an open and unmarked sewer manhole.
Description: (http://i896.photobucket.com/albums/ac165/parisbre56/Description_zpscm8yqxkg.png)
Pill materials:
3d glasses
A pound of cocaine
Jacob's ladder / a high voltage traveling arc
Name: Raymond Springfield
Description: An angry little man with a penchant for taxidermy. Partial to tractors and meth.
How did you get here?: Kicked in the face by a horse.
OBJECTS:
Opium
Mushroom (Hallucinogenic)
Maggots
Chocolate Cake
A pig
Dramatically, a sixty foot glowing scarlet portal opens in the spectator's space, swirling eddies of darkness and bloodied un-light masking the horrific depths of eldritch planes beyond the comprehension of mortals and even lesser gods. Gut-wrenchingly slowly... nothing emerges.
At the other end of the room, with a small "pop", a creature made of bent spoons, rusty jars and sparking electronical equipment in the shape of a twelve foot human appears, muttering about "goddamn malfunctioning portals, past their useby date, should be a criminal offence". He then proclaims:
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created - ah, bloody hell, dramatic entrance speech notes changed in transit to a lower realm. Every bloody time. Guess I'll have to improvise... Erm, Tremble, LESSER BEINGS, as it is thy - that is, I, Suntribus, God of Artful Mang - no, Mangled twists - constructed artifacts - artful twists, no that's not right either... erm... God of Broken things. Basically. Uhhhm. Yes, fear me, FOOLISH INSECTS, as I..... well, you better watch your tiny little insect-like steps, is all."
He then glares at anyone looking at him and retreats to a corner, creaking threateningly, to add his items to the pile.
Spectating god:
Name: Suntribus
Domain: Broken or malfunctioning things. As in objects, not bones.
Appearance: A huge, twelve-foot humanoid that moves awkwardly and clanks and creaks a lot, composer of bent spoons, rusty jars and sparking electronical equipment crushed and torn into shape.Spoiler: New Items! (click to show/hide)
A mangle, a bobblehead, a gallon of chickenblood, a corpse and a box of used, bloodied syringes.Why not combine them all! Fighting on a "Mangled" Corpse in the middle of a lake of blood, with Syringe Trees and Man eating Bobble Heads native to it
That kinda got darker as it went on. Wonder what'll make the actual plan, or if anything does. You rather fight on a mangle, a lake of blood or a corpse?
Name: V'arro
Description: a cultist, dedicated himself to Lor the Mechanical - worked in an underground sweatshop making guns, his mind obscured by cult leaders; Has entered the arena as a very well built man with extremely pale white skin in brown jumpsuit.
How did you get here: died of hunger, dehydration and ultimate physical exhaustion.
Things to make a pill from:
Laptop
Gas mask
Pocket watch
World map
Engraving tools
Name: Professor Tsonnovski
Description: Man of !!science!! His flowing white lab coat is so cool! His !!science!! is exteme!
How did you get here?: His !!science!! became a bit too extemely flammable.
Pill ingredients:
Mirror
Microscope
Microwave
Scientific calculator
Sunglasses
Edit: I don't have to pick five ingredients for the pill, four is fine, right? In that case, I drop sunglasses from the pill and wear them instead.
Name: HMC 042
Description: A featureless beige human. It has a Walkie-Talkie in place of a brain.
How did you get here?: A password that had been forgotten.
Pill here:
A dragon eye
A meat tenderizer
Live Chicken
Spoiler: Johnathan Greene (click to show/hide)
Pill items:
A wiggling aloha figure
Plasma globe
A cellphone
A perfect replica of the demon core
Ceramic spikes
EDIT: Switched out one of my pill items
Name: Jase Cordroy
Description: A man standing at 6'2". His build is muscular, and he has shaggy, brown hair. His beard is trimmed to follow his jawline. He wears a black Stetson hat, a black leather jacket with a white tee underneath, denim jeans, and black leather boots. He has hazel eyes.
How did you get here?: He thought gator wrasslin' was a good idea. It wasn't.
Pill items:
Warhammer 40k figures
Geode
Claymore Sword
An emerald covered in emerald spikes
Some dragon scales
Name: ParisHow did you get here?: He was happy with good news and was half-skipping half-dancing down the street, not looking where he was going. Fell down an open and unmarked sewer manhole.
Description: (http://i896.photobucket.com/albums/ac165/parisbre56/Description_zpscm8yqxkg.png)
Pill materials:
3d glasses
A pound of cocaine
Jacob's ladder / a high voltage traveling arc
Name: Raymond Springfield
Description: An angry little man with a penchant for taxidermy. Partial to tractors and meth.
How did you get here?: Kicked in the face by a horse.
OBJECTS:
Opium
Mushroom (Hallucinogenic)
Maggots
Chocolate Cake
A pig
Name: Mike Mikesson.
Description: A short, squat man with a square jaw and a permanent frown. He has balding, grey hair and is always in a foul mood.
How did you get here? He got into an argument with a 10 tonne truck going at 75 mph.
Pill ingredients:
A flaming baseball bat covered in nails, barbed wire and razor blades.
A large "cat's eye" chrysoberyl gem.
A patchwork T-shirt made of other T-shirts.
A Klein Bottle.
Sulfuric Acid, 100 mL
Daaaah! So. Goddamn. Close.
Oh well.
"Rusty mangle! In it goes! Glory to Suntribus!"
Goddly item addy-add please.
Godly item: a bobblehead of a laughing mariachi.
A gallon jug of chicken blood.
Jenkins' ghost suddenly ascends to godhood.
Name: Pyrg (actually Jenkins)
Domain: Electronics and the eldritch, especially tentacles. A special mention for accidental suicide, which is mostly induced by the whole maddening-eldritch-god thing.
Appearance: A large, sparking mass of tentacles and wires. A bolt of lightning shoots out every now and then.
Assuming the voting hasn't closed (which it probably has), I vote for myself, because I'm technically a god now.
As for my arena object, I throw in Dev's corpse.
I throw in a: box of used syringes covered in blood
That map isn't creepy at all.But look how jovial it is!
Take the pill and pledge myself to crystis (endlessblaze)."I agree."
Join in Comrade's assault and push HMC-042 off the nose. Or Comrade himself if he succeeds in his action. Either way, someone is gonna fall.
Professor Tsonnovski takes an awe inspiring pose and shouts "Math is beautiful!"
"This is unexpected... Hmm. I PLEDGE MYSELF TO LATIFA THE VIBRANT AND ALL HER BOOTY SHAKING GLORY!"@renegadelobster: "Unexpected indeed! This is extreme, sort of metal, is it not? And III'm feeeling awesome! And you girl look the metalest of them all! Wanna work together? I can juice people up with my awesome. And you look like a woman who can't get enough of my awesome."
A'right. Time to clobber some knuckle'eads."I like the way to think. Pledge to me! so you can clobber knuckle'eads even more gooder."
Take pill. Clobber the nearest knucklehead.
Wiggle wiggle. PM sent. Pledge self to god.
"This is unexpected... Hmm. I PLEDGE MYSELF TO LATIFA THE VIBRANT AND ALL HER BOOTY SHAKING GLORY!"
A'right. Time to clobber some knuckle'eads."I like the way to think. Pledge to me! so you can clobber knuckle'eads even more gooder."
Take pill. Clobber the nearest knucklehead.
@Parisbre56 "But I'm a...nevermind I guess I'm a chick now. Maybe, what is it you're gonna do to me exactly?""I wanna make you dance forever! I wanna make it last forever (https://youtu.be/5P8frmCmkTE)!
I...aw what the hell. I've died once already, what's one more time, right?"@Parisbre56 "But I'm a...nevermind I guess I'm a chick now. Maybe, what is it you're gonna do to me exactly?""I wanna make you dance forever! I wanna make it last forever (https://youtu.be/5P8frmCmkTE)!
Wouldn't it be awesome? If we could dance? Yeah, it would be awesome! So take a chance! Because, you never know, you never know, you never know until you try! Oh, yeah! I'll make you spin and dance and everyone will wonder why we keep starting fires! Yeah! I'll make you fly! And I'll make you stabby stab stab everyone with those spiky spike spikes! Come on man slash girl slash doll! Don't you wanna fly with me and go stab some folks while we dance?"
*duffman voice* "Paris has made an ally in this fight to the death! Oh yeah! And, as everyone knows, nothing can defeat the power of friendship! Not a thing! So get ready to get shocked! Because Paris wants to party it out with his BDD! Best Dead Dude! Now... let's dance!""I wanna make you dance forever! I wanna make it last forever (https://youtu.be/5P8frmCmkTE)!I...aw what the hell. I've died once already, what's one more time, right?"
Wouldn't it be awesome? If we could dance? Yeah, it would be awesome! So take a chance! Because, you never know, you never know, you never know until you try! Oh, yeah! I'll make you spin and dance and everyone will wonder why we keep starting fires! Yeah! I'll make you fly! And I'll make you stabby stab stab everyone with those spiky spike spikes! Come on man slash girl slash doll! Don't you wanna fly with me and go stab some folks while we dance?"
"Friends can just as easily become foes here, after all in the end, there will only be one. Or in the case of last round, none.*duffman voice* "Paris has made an ally in this fight to the death! Oh yeah! And, as everyone knows, nothing can defeat the power of friendship! Not a thing! So get ready to get shocked! Because Paris wants to party it out with his BDD! Best Dead Dude! Now... let's dance!""I wanna make you dance forever! I wanna make it last forever (https://youtu.be/5P8frmCmkTE)!I...aw what the hell. I've died once already, what's one more time, right?"
Wouldn't it be awesome? If we could dance? Yeah, it would be awesome! So take a chance! Because, you never know, you never know, you never know until you try! Oh, yeah! I'll make you spin and dance and everyone will wonder why we keep starting fires! Yeah! I'll make you fly! And I'll make you stabby stab stab everyone with those spiky spike spikes! Come on man slash girl slash doll! Don't you wanna fly with me and go stab some folks while we dance?"
((Nah, screw it, forget the previous action, let's ally with the Hula doll and do something fun.))"Toaster only wishes to destroy. I, however, could aid you in the role your pill has assigned to you.""This is unexpected... Hmm. I PLEDGE MYSELF TO LATIFA THE VIBRANT AND ALL HER BOOTY SHAKING GLORY!"@renegadelobster: "Unexpected indeed! This is extreme, sort of metal, is it not? And III'm feeeling awesome! And you girl look the metalest of them all! Wanna work together? I can juice people up with my awesome. And you look like a woman who can't get enough of my awesome."
Pledge myself to Toaster for fun! And with the Hula doll's consent, juice her up and go sky high! Try not to kill her with my help, if possible.
Glug Burble sperrt Klunk slop sloppp!! SPOLLTTurn this guy off, then turn him on again.
Translation:Join me as a follower, the god of Syringes, Because I Want You! Join now so you have a chance at survival!
Crazicus wonders if he could get a follower...
Pledge myself to Toaster for fun! And with the Hula doll's consent, juice her up and go sky high! Try not to kill her with my help, if possible.
"Toaster only wishes to destroy. I, however, could aid you in the role your pill has assigned to you."
"Haha yes YES! Together the world will be conquered beneath our mighty fists of conquering!"A'right. Time to clobber some knuckle'eads."I like the way to think. Pledge to me! so you can clobber knuckle'eads even more gooder."
Take pill. Clobber the nearest knucklehead.
Heh. A'right then. Let's wipe those smug grins off o' them smug faces.
Pledge myself to The Hammerer.
((Tolas is god name btw))"How could you enjoy this? It's horrible! If you must see destruction, do it with mindless drones, not with sapient beings!"Pledge myself to Toaster for fun! And with the Hula doll's consent, juice her up and go sky high! Try not to kill her with my help, if possible.
A laugh sounds, with a note of cheer in it. Excellent choice, mortal! We shall laugh together at this sport of fools!"Toaster only wishes to destroy. I, however, could aid you in the role your pill has assigned to you."
A grunt. Misconstruing my motives, are you? I am here to be amused! Acts of glory or the blunderings of a fool, it matters not, as long as it is worth the watch!
"How could you enjoy this? It's horrible! If you must see destruction, do it with mindless drones, not with sapient beings!"
Crazicus has become a rather large erection((Nah, screw it, forget the previous action, let's ally with the Hula doll and do something fun.))"Toaster only wishes to destroy. I, however, could aid you in the role your pill has assigned to you.""This is unexpected... Hmm. I PLEDGE MYSELF TO LATIFA THE VIBRANT AND ALL HER BOOTY SHAKING GLORY!"@renegadelobster: "Unexpected indeed! This is extreme, sort of metal, is it not? And III'm feeeling awesome! And you girl look the metalest of them all! Wanna work together? I can juice people up with my awesome. And you look like a woman who can't get enough of my awesome."
Pledge myself to Toaster for fun! And with the Hula doll's consent, juice her up and go sky high! Try not to kill her with my help, if possible.Glug Burble sperrt Klunk slop sloppp!! SPOLLTTurn this guy off, then turn him on again.
Translation:Join me as a follower, the god of Syringes, Because I Want You! Join now so you have a chance at survival!
Crazicus wonders if he could get a follower...
((Alright, let's get this started! I'm not trying to hide my intention with this one so here it is in the open.))
I assume my pill taken by default.
V'arro recognizes the place - or rather the situation: Lor the Mechanical showed it to him in one of his last visions. Explained it. He knows how things work here.
Run across the top of the nose hill and spartan-kick HMC-042 [Egan] off the nose!
Take the pill and pledge myself to crystis (endlessblaze).
Join in Comrade's assault and push HMC-042 off the nose. Or Comrade himself if he succeeds in his action. Either way, someone is gonna fall.
Professor Tsonnovski takes an awe inspiring pose and shouts "Math is beautiful!"
HMC 042 Looks to V'arro and the Professor and lets out a scream of static.
"I know you! Why must you be so obvious in movement? Your every step is laid bare!"
JUDO! Put thier momentum to work against one another! Hopefully get a bonus from my power!
Pledge to Tolas!
A'right. Time to clobber some knuckle'eads.
Take pill. Clobber the nearest knucklehead AND PLEDGE SELF TO HAMMERER COMBINE YOUR DAMN POSTS.
Action PM'dDut god roll: 4
Do PM thing. Also pledge to Achernereran if they agree to it.
Wiggle wiggle. PM sent. Pledge self to god. Try to not die from Paris' help.
"This is unexpected... Hmm. I PLEDGE MYSELF TO LATIFA THE VIBRANT AND ALL HER BOOTY SHAKING GLORY!"
((Nah, screw it, forget the previous action, let's ally with the Hula doll and do something fun.))"This is unexpected... Hmm. I PLEDGE MYSELF TO LATIFA THE VIBRANT AND ALL HER BOOTY SHAKING GLORY!"@renegadelobster: "Unexpected indeed! This is extreme, sort of metal, is it not? And III'm feeeling awesome! And you girl look the metalest of them all! Wanna work together? I can juice people up with my awesome. And you look like a woman who can't get enough of my awesome."
Pledge myself to Toaster for fun! And with the Hula doll's consent, juice her up and go sky high! Try not to kill her with my help, if possible.
((If the follower of a god got a kill, then said god could do something, right? If yes, what exactly, arena change or another blessing or what?))
Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me..."I have to agree, not like it would be a bad decision to pledge to a god of ill logic. I think it would be better to pledge to someone who's specialty is not dying."
I am also the god of good advice, bad advice, And used syringes.Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me..."I have to agree, not like it would be a bad decision to pledge to a god of ill logic. I think it would be better to pledge to someone who's specialty is not dying."
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((Thanks.))((If the follower of a god got a kill, then said god could do something, right? If yes, what exactly, arena change or another blessing or what?))((Change arena in minor ways, create things matching your spheres of influence. I don't think another blessing is among what god can do.))
Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me..."THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, YOU WHINING DRETCH!"
Assist. Spambots cannot be tolerated, too functional to live.Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me...Smite this guy, hopefully silencing him for a few turns.
Break logic, Repelling his smite back at him with no damage to me, then start shooting used syringes at him.Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me..."THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, YOU WHINING DRETCH!"
Smite this guy, hopefully silencing him for a few turns.
"Ahem... See, Paris? This is the kind of treatment Toaster gives you. You know that I would never do something like that to you."
Be immune to my own smite, because it only smites deities that speak in purple-ish black. Swarm him with angels.Break logic, Repelling his smite back at him with no damage to me, then start shooting used syringes at him.Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me..."THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, YOU WHINING DRETCH!"
Smite this guy, hopefully silencing him for a few turns.
"Ahem... See, Paris? This is the kind of treatment Toaster gives you. You know that I would never do something like that to you."
That's not nice
Fry his angels in boiling acid, and start consuming them as GFC (God fried chicken)Be immune to my own smite, because it only smites deities that speak in purple-ish black. Swarm him with angels.Break logic, Repelling his smite back at him with no damage to me, then start shooting used syringes at him.Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me..."THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, YOU WHINING DRETCH!"
Smite this guy, hopefully silencing him for a few turns.
"Ahem... See, Paris? This is the kind of treatment Toaster gives you. You know that I would never do something like that to you."
That's not nice
"So is your constant moaning."
"You just killed thousands of innocent immortals permanently without a second thought!"Fry his angels in boiling acid, and start consuming them as GFC (God fried chicken)Be immune to my own smite, because it only smites deities that speak in purple-ish black. Swarm him with angels.Break logic, Repelling his smite back at him with no damage to me, then start shooting used syringes at him.Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me..."THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, YOU WHINING DRETCH!"
Smite this guy, hopefully silencing him for a few turns.
"Ahem... See, Paris? This is the kind of treatment Toaster gives you. You know that I would never do something like that to you."
That's not nice
"So is your constant moaning."
Thanks for the free lunch
I am the god of Bad advice, Good advice, Games, used Syringes, Gibbering things, and ill logic why wouldn't someone want to follow me?"You have too many spheres and super random gifts for it; I don't think they'd choose you for the bad advice, ill logic, syringes, or gibbering things. But I have eternal life at steep cost as my domain! They really should pick me over you."
If you didn't notice a large part of the arena IS syringes, besides ill logic Is FUNI am the god of Bad advice, Good advice, Games, used Syringes, Gibbering things, and ill logic why wouldn't someone want to follow me?"You have too many spheres and super random gifts for it; I don't think they'd choose you for the bad advice, ill logic, syringes, or gibbering things. But I have eternal life at steep cost as my domain! They really should pick me over you."
I am the god of Bad advice, Good advice, Games, used Syringes, Gibbering things, and ill logic why wouldn't someone want to follow me?"Such dedication... 'tis a shame it is to such an ignoble cause."
"You just killed thousands of innocent immortals permanently without a second thought!"Fry his angels in boiling acid, and start consuming them as GFC (God fried chicken)Be immune to my own smite, because it only smites deities that speak in purple-ish black. Swarm him with angels.Break logic, Repelling his smite back at him with no damage to me, then start shooting used syringes at him.Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me..."THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, YOU WHINING DRETCH!"
Smite this guy, hopefully silencing him for a few turns.
"Ahem... See, Paris? This is the kind of treatment Toaster gives you. You know that I would never do something like that to you."
That's not nice
"So is your constant moaning."
Thanks for the free lunch
Call in da boss (piecewise) to settle this dispute.
Dancing faces it is.((Thanks.))((If the follower of a god got a kill, then said god could do something, right? If yes, what exactly, arena change or another blessing or what?))((Change arena in minor ways, create things matching your spheres of influence. I don't think another blessing is among what god can do.))
If one's follower has gotten a kill, the god can make an arena change, right? If yes:
Start playing Latino dance music, and have the various faces of the terrain shake, wiggle or roll whatever facial features they can manage. To the beat of course! If that's too much, only do the middle face.
"Hmm, oh yeah, that was wonderful of you, my dear pet. A positively electrifying experience. It's got me all riled up!"
Professor Tsonnovski poses victoriously.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Can't touch this! Praise Crystis! Call me backwards! Take two! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"
Run back up and note how Beirus is too tall. Make him shorter by height of his head.
Shakefastershakefastershakefaster. Move towards Jase. Try to fry him again. Take my new pill.
Pill ingredients:
Pocket knife
Bioncle figures
Shield
Model spitfire
Quadcopter
Pull non-conductive armor out from behind my ear and wear it. Manipulate the crystal to kill anyone attacking me.
"Woohoo! Didn't I tell you? Eh man, didn't I-
Oh, what's this? Oh! Thanks Toasty-god!
Hey, Rock! I've got a present for ya!"
Electro-Kick/Electro-Throw/Electro-Telekinesis (whatever is easier/more cool) the grenade to the golem as hard as I can. Unless the golem is too close to me, in which case Electro-Jump away from the grenade and the golem.
Either way, there's going to be a boom close to the golem (and possibly the electro-doll and the professor as well). Might not be enough to kill the golem, but it might be enough to open a hole on the nose and cause it to fall.
Try to Electro-land close to one of those syringe things (or Electro-run towards on of them if I don't end up Electro-jumping).
Prefix all words with the word Electro.
Hehe. That was very satisfying. My eternal thanks to The Hammerer for such a good clobberin' tool.2vs4
Right. Who's that knuckle'ead with the lightnin'?
Clobber Paris (or the nearest knucklehead between me and him).
New Pill:
Fox Plush.
Turtle.
Various Sharpened Sticks.
RFID Card.
A Shot Glass.
A'right. Who's next?
Leap off of the nose, aiming for Professor Tso.
"Yes, I would like to spill this deity's blood.""As would I."
Seeing as everyone else up for it..."Yes, I would like to spill this deity's blood.""As would I."
Lurker looks somewhat irritated.
"SPILL SOME BLOOD!"Seeing as everyone else up for it..."Yes, I would like to spill this deity's blood.""As would I."
Lurker looks somewhat irritated.
"Add their livers to the pile! What could go wrong? Besides their lack of livers..."...
"HAHA MY CHAMPION'S THE BEST! Go clobber some more! That mace's good, but it needs a proper mighty fella to wield it so well."FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT..."SPILL SOME BLOOD!"Seeing as everyone else up for it..."Yes, I would like to spill this deity's blood.""As would I."
Lurker looks somewhat irritated.
"Add their livers to the pile! What could go wrong? Besides their lack of livers..."...
I add the arena to the pile.
I attempt to add Lurker to the pile, The question is will he join it?"HAHA MY CHAMPION'S THE BEST! Go clobber some more! That mace's good, but it needs a proper mighty fella to wield it so well."FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT..."SPILL SOME BLOOD!"Seeing as everyone else up for it..."Yes, I would like to spill this deity's blood.""As would I."
Lurker looks somewhat irritated.
"Yes, I would like to spill this deity's blood."
Kill Tso and John with those crystals I made earlier.
Shakefastershakefastershakefastershakefastershakefaster. Go after Jase. Maybe the radiation will get him. Or I can breach the Faraday cage somehow with the ceramic spikes. Just...don't stop shaking. Must booty dance my way to invincibility!
"I said OFF WITH HIS HEAD! Don't underestimate power of magic calculator!"
I hope golems need their head and my sword is sharp enough. Decapitate Mike Mikesson!
A'right. Who's next?
Leap off of the nose, aiming for Professor Tso.
A third pill:
Gin and Tonic.
Electricity bill.
Internet Modem.
Box O'socks.
Wax Seal.
You know the game Hammerfight? That's how the gods should fight.
"USE CONDITIONAL ACTIONS MIKEY DON'T JUST STAND AROUND LIKE A DIMWIT! SMASH SOME MORE HEADS!"HAY NO STEALING THINGS THAT RELATE TO MY SPHERES
Yell very helpful advice to Mike.
You know the game Hammerfight? That's how the gods should fight.
I did, I did indeed!You know the game Hammerfight? That's how the gods should fight.
((I believe PW did a series of Lets Play videos on that game))
"I vote these little gods fight about the floating islands of jarida. a fair number of the islands are within jumping distance, or otherwise reachable from others so it should be nice. and the landscape Is quite varied.Yes this is a good place to end a fight, I Vote for it.
there is a good area devoid of mortals there. I think that is a good place"
Only if the other gods are allowed to heckle them, throw objects from the pile in and generally interfere to an extent."I vote these little gods fight about the floating islands of jarida. a fair number of the islands are within jumping distance, or otherwise reachable from others so it should be nice. and the landscape Is quite varied.Yes this is a good place to end a fight, I Vote for it.
there is a good area devoid of mortals there. I think that is a good place"
"of course.Only if the other gods are allowed to heckle them, throw objects from the pile in and generally interfere to an extent."I vote these little gods fight about the floating islands of jarida. a fair number of the islands are within jumping distance, or otherwise reachable from others so it should be nice. and the landscape Is quite varied.Yes this is a good place to end a fight, I Vote for it.
there is a good area devoid of mortals there. I think that is a good place"
"No dampening. Instead mitigate it, enough so that it's an interesting fight, rather than a grinding stalemate. Let the mitigated power flow, let it enter the arena of the mortals and let it twist the very universe around them, so that they know what they stand to gain.""of course.Only if the other gods are allowed to heckle them, throw objects from the pile in and generally interfere to an extent."I vote these little gods fight about the floating islands of jarida. a fair number of the islands are within jumping distance, or otherwise reachable from others so it should be nice. and the landscape Is quite varied.Yes this is a good place to end a fight, I Vote for it.
there is a good area devoid of mortals there. I think that is a good place"
shall we allow them to use the full extent of there devine might, or should I go get the power dampeners?"
I agree"No dampening. Instead mitigate it, enough so that it's an interesting fight, rather than a grinding stalemate. Let the mitigated power flow, let it enter the arena of the mortals and let it twist the very universe around them, so that they know what they stand to gain.""of course.Only if the other gods are allowed to heckle them, throw objects from the pile in and generally interfere to an extent."I vote these little gods fight about the floating islands of jarida. a fair number of the islands are within jumping distance, or otherwise reachable from others so it should be nice. and the landscape Is quite varied.Yes this is a good place to end a fight, I Vote for it.
there is a good area devoid of mortals there. I think that is a good place"
shall we allow them to use the full extent of there devine might, or should I go get the power dampeners?"
"For once, I agree with him. Let it be so."I agree"No dampening. Instead mitigate it, enough so that it's an interesting fight, rather than a grinding stalemate. Let the mitigated power flow, let it enter the arena of the mortals and let it twist the very universe around them, so that they know what they stand to gain.""of course.Only if the other gods are allowed to heckle them, throw objects from the pile in and generally interfere to an extent."I vote these little gods fight about the floating islands of jarida. a fair number of the islands are within jumping distance, or otherwise reachable from others so it should be nice. and the landscape Is quite varied.Yes this is a good place to end a fight, I Vote for it.
there is a good area devoid of mortals there. I think that is a good place"
shall we allow them to use the full extent of there devine might, or should I go get the power dampeners?"
In the interest of a little fun...This is blocked by the Magic Circle Against Evil buff I have on me.
Pyrg weakens the gods' minds until they are comparable to those of ordinary mortals, and gives them both eldritch power.
In the interest of a little fun...This is blocked by the Magic Circle Against Evil buff I have on me.
Pyrg weakens the gods' minds until they are comparable to those of ordinary mortals, and gives them both eldritch power.
Why not just use a basic stupidity field?In the interest of a little fun...This is blocked by the Magic Circle Against Evil buff I have on me.
Pyrg weakens the gods' minds until they are comparable to those of ordinary mortals, and gives them both eldritch power.
Pyrg flails, lightning arching from his form.
Must you lawful gods always be such killjoys?
"MCAE protects against all mind-affecting effects, not just evil ones."Why not just use a basic stupidity field?In the interest of a little fun...This is blocked by the Magic Circle Against Evil buff I have on me.
Pyrg weakens the gods' minds until they are comparable to those of ordinary mortals, and gives them both eldritch power.
Pyrg flails, lightning arching from his form.
Must you lawful gods always be such killjoys?
Nothing evil about it.
"MCAE protects against all mind-affecting effects, not just evil ones."
"It has a minor secondary effect that debuffs the attacks of evil creature that target you, I believe.""MCAE protects against all mind-affecting effects, not just evil ones."
Then... why on zerg is "against evil" part of its name?
"That would be my fault, friends. It was an advertising trick to prevent anyone who would try to take over my turf from buying it; I tried to make them think their own spells would stop functioning with use of the spell so that those annoying do gooders could wipe them out for me and I wouldn't have to lift a finger... heheh.""In that case, how about we just go for the 'lobotomies for everyone!' path? Lobotomies are lobotomies and are evidently not evil."
"Lobotomy! It's gotta be!" (https://youtu.be/sYlVTmpxlUg)"That would be my fault, friends. It was an advertising trick to prevent anyone who would try to take over my turf from buying it; I tried to make them think their own spells would stop functioning with use of the spell so that those annoying do gooders could wipe them out for me and I wouldn't have to lift a finger... heheh.""In that case, how about we just go for the 'lobotomies for everyone!' path? Lobotomies are lobotomies and are evidently not evil."
"I'm a ball of light. How do you expected to lobotomize me?""Lobotomy! It's gotta be!" (https://youtu.be/sYlVTmpxlUg)"That would be my fault, friends. It was an advertising trick to prevent anyone who would try to take over my turf from buying it; I tried to make them think their own spells would stop functioning with use of the spell so that those annoying do gooders could wipe them out for me and I wouldn't have to lift a finger... heheh.""In that case, how about we just go for the 'lobotomies for everyone!' path? Lobotomies are lobotomies and are evidently not evil."
"Magic!" (https://youtu.be/rfpAMYF7ZHQ)"I'm a ball of light. How do you expected to lobotomize me?""Lobotomy! It's gotta be!" (https://youtu.be/sYlVTmpxlUg)"That would be my fault, friends. It was an advertising trick to prevent anyone who would try to take over my turf from buying it; I tried to make them think their own spells would stop functioning with use of the spell so that those annoying do gooders could wipe them out for me and I wouldn't have to lift a finger... heheh.""In that case, how about we just go for the 'lobotomies for everyone!' path? Lobotomies are lobotomies and are evidently not evil."
"Touche.""Magic!" (https://youtu.be/rfpAMYF7ZHQ)"I'm a ball of light. How do you expected to lobotomize me?""Lobotomy! It's gotta be!" (https://youtu.be/sYlVTmpxlUg)"That would be my fault, friends. It was an advertising trick to prevent anyone who would try to take over my turf from buying it; I tried to make them think their own spells would stop functioning with use of the spell so that those annoying do gooders could wipe them out for me and I wouldn't have to lift a finger... heheh.""In that case, how about we just go for the 'lobotomies for everyone!' path? Lobotomies are lobotomies and are evidently not evil."
"I say w- wait, by nature gods are beings that gained enough power, to literally become pure magical beings, the magic powering their godhood, thus, you should self nullify! Unless you are a god that literally attained godhood by pretending to be the robot god, like yours truly!"
"I am a god of insane technology, I should be able toMake upfigure out this stuff with my !!SCIENCE!!"
"Your all insane"You're.
Ao watches insanity of other gods. It makes good opportunity.Cover this one in boiling brine.
Ao HIDEs his divine aura and REASSIGNs one random DOMAIN from one random god to Ao.
"Hush! I'm trying to watch the mortals fight, and your bickering grows ever more irritable; if you're not careful, this will become the mortals placing bets on us!"
"Sure. It would be nice to turn the tables for a bit.""Hush! I'm trying to watch the mortals fight, and your bickering grows ever more irritable; if you're not careful, this will become the mortals placing bets on us!"
I second that the mortals should be allowed to bet, on which god wins the godly fight that is coming up.
Turn tonight. Please stand by.By the way, where do you get your skeleton avatars from?
Turn tonight. Please stand by.By the way, where do you get your skeleton avatars from?
I took some video of myself doing random things and uploaded it~Turn tonight. Please stand by.By the way, where do you get your skeleton avatars from?
General God Shenanigans
((Yay, I got a kill. Now where did I put that applied phlebotinum? Maybe it's behind my other ear. I'll put in my pill once I'm done travelling for the day.))
Pull some applied phlebotinum or some other thing that'll save me from behind my other ear. Use it to save myself, especially if it also kills John.
Neverstopshakingneverstopshakingneverstopshaking. FINISH HIM!!!
A'right, WHICH KNUCKLE'EAD STOLE MY TARGET!?1v1v4
Clobber the nose the others are standing upon. Then clobber the others standing upon the nose.
I don't need no mace to clobber knuckle'eads!You do know that's going to disintegrate your arms (or just your fists, if piecewise is feeling lenient/merciful the day he does the turn), right?
Clobber John with my fists ofsteelchrysoberyl.
Try and shake free to live, then proceeded to Shakeshakeshakeshakeshakeshakeneverstopshaking!!! Weapon karma go! Hopefully his weapon got somewhat damaged by hitting me? Hope my radiation gets to him before he kills me.
Pill ingredients:
Methamphetamine covered sword
A cheesegrater
Stinging Nettle
A copy of Fallout three
A shovelnose guitar fish
EDIT: I'm really crossing my fingers and hoping RC's arena changes take effect soon. Cause then I might actually survive this.
Pill for the victory will have the Toy Rocket, the Flaming Firewood, and the Swallow.Gonna assume african swallow.
I have an even better idea!
Headbutt John repeatedly. Flimsy skulls are no match for my face ofsteelchrysoberyl!
Try and shake free to live, then proceeded to Shakeshakeshakeshakeshakeshakeneverstopshaking!!! Weapon karma go! Hopefully his weapon got somewhat damaged by hitting me? Hope my radiation gets to him before he kills me.Radio's thing has been happening the entire time, but you guys all stayed in exactly one place, the tip of the nose, which basically is completely unaffected by facial movements.
Pill ingredients:
Methamphetamine covered sword
A cheesegrater
Stinging Nettle
A copy of Fallout three
A shovelnose guitar fish
EDIT: I'm really crossing my fingers and hoping RC's arena changes take effect soon. Cause then I might actually survive this.
What, you can't wiggle your nose?Put your finger on the very tip of your nose and wiggle the rest of your face and see how much the tip actually moves.
I vote for headbutt guy, because his head disintegrated after he killed dancing guy.
SameYou are in the minority it seems.
What, you can't wiggle your nose?Put your finger on the very tip of your nose and wiggle the rest of your face and see how much the tip actually moves.
((I have to say, I have to move my face a huge amount to find a movement that moves the tip of my nose; I did find tucking my lip under my teeth then moving it back and forth is sufficient, though.))The thread has now shifted from a death-match to a a discussion on how to most optimally wriggle your nose.
I may be partially to blame for that.Why is that?
Hmmm it seems like dut is getting tons of votes here, but he's still lagging behind in the strawpoll, which is how I'm judging this.I haven't.
Has everyone who voted for him voted for him on there?
unsafisticated"..."
*sigh.*
"Now, I like watching a good argument as much as the next person, but I'd have to say this is a little silly. We're gods; we should try to preserve at least a shred of dignity."
"That goes for both of you, by the way."
"You're one to talk of openmindedness and then turn around and demand rationality from a god of stupidity.""How about this? If you two disagree so much, settle your quarrel like the other pair. Choose of the two contestants and grant their you their blessing. Loser gets kicked out for a bit. Having the blessing of multiple gods ought to spice it up anyhow."
"Bring your straight thinking bias out of here, shitlord."
All of this because of a punctuation error. Man, gods are touchy."You're one to talk of openmindedness and then turn around and demand rationality from a god of stupidity.""How about this? If you two disagree so much, settle your quarrel like the other pair. Choose of the two contestants and grant their you their blessing. Loser gets kicked out for a bit. Having the blessing of multiple gods ought to spice it up anyhow."
"Bring your straight thinking bias out of here, shitlord."
All of this because of a punctuation error. Man, gods are touchy."You're one to talk of openmindedness and then turn around and demand rationality from a god of stupidity.""How about this? If you two disagree so much, settle your quarrel like the other pair. Choose of the two contestants and grant their you their blessing. Loser gets kicked out for a bit. Having the blessing of multiple gods ought to spice it up anyhow."
"Bring your straight thinking bias out of here, shitlord."
"Don't lump us all togther."Except to those who lump you in with the other gods. But seriously, we have every right to be touchy and judgmental; part of why we exist is to judge Mortals, and let's not forget every one of us faces critisism from every non-believer out there. That much heckling from anyone - mortals or gods - is enough to drive any god among us to retaliate a little. Especially those of us who had to EARN our right to be god-tier powerful."
Ask anyone that follows me and they will tell you I'm very laid back and non-judgemental."
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((found it))
"you dare pick the energy I placed in the pile. tch, get over there before I incinerate you."
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Spoiler: Dave (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Pill (click to show/hide)
As you can see we're missing literally half the people we need. I've had no reply from Sean and Urist Mccoder, so I'm erasing them from the list. Kri and H4zardz1 said no, so now we have openings for 4 more people.Spoiler: char (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Pill (click to show/hide)
I posted my sheet already. I think I chose items to. I need to go back and check....
anyways.
"A SWORD OF MYSTIC FIRE FOR THE ARENA!"
For the arena: A boombox blasting Tango music.
A highly tactical cardboard box.
A Trabant :P
I attempt to add a ten foot long Tentacle monster to the mixture.
(I'm ready for the prizefight)
Could I get in?
I am a spectating god, I'm waiting to get in to the arena...Could I get in?
Into waitlist as a spectating god, yes. OP got info sheet for that.
(I'm ready for the prizefight)
DUT, YA READY!?
Headbutt guy receives my blessing!And by extension, Crazyabe does the other guy.
(I'm ready for the prizefight)
(I'm ready for the prizefight)
DUT, YA READY!?
Ready!
Deity: The Light"You better be giving me a cookie for this, boneboy."
Description: The Light is an indescribable blob of light. It is the sworn enemy of the Manipulator, and is the "Good" member of the LRM (Light-Rogue-Manipulator) pantheon.
Stuff to Add to the Pile:
An Unlit Lantern
An Unlit Torch
A Blob of Elemental Fire
A Lantern Archon
A Solid (but plush-like) Cloud that can Float in Any Direction.
not on fire for the moment.What do you mean, "for the moment"?
So this is the fight in the box right?Yep. Gotta find out if dut or Dev is our champion before the next round.
From what my search-fu can see, ATHATH never actually created a god or chose a domain.He created a god, but never a domain.
Deity: The Light"You better be giving me a cookie for this, boneboy."
Description: The Light is an indescribable blob of light. It is the sworn enemy of the Manipulator, and is the "Good" member of the LRM (Light-Rogue-Manipulator) pantheon.
Stuff to Add to the Pile:
An Unlit Lantern
An Unlit Torch
A Blob of Elemental Fire
A Lantern Archon
A Solid (but plush-like) Cloud that can Float in Any Direction.
I have my pills.Well, the box you're fighting in is on fire, so catching yourself on fire is possible.not on fire for the moment.What do you mean, "for the moment"?
The Light's domains are Light, Good, and Peace. He is also a proud member of the Mortal Rights movement.
Deity: The Light"You better be giving me a cookie for this, boneboy."
Description: The Light is an indescribable blob of light. It is the sworn enemy of the Manipulator, and is the "Good" member of the LRM (Light-Rogue-Manipulator) pantheon.
Stuff to Add to the Pile:
An Unlit Lantern
An Unlit Torch
A Blob of Elemental Fire
A Lantern Archon
A Solid (but plush-like) Cloud that can Float in Any Direction.
The Light's domains are Light, Good, and Peace. He is also a proud member of the Mortal Rights movement.
Here it is! Here it is! Do I get a cookie?
*NJW jumps up and down eagerly*
Opening orders for the prizefight:Spoiler: Don't read, if you're Dut (click to show/hide)
A'right. Let's 'ave ye!6v1Spoiler: Action! (click to show/hide)
Arrrgh! My eyes! Assorted curses.Spoiler: New Action! (click to show/hide)
Arrrgh! My eyes! Assorted curses.Spoiler: New Action! (click to show/hide)
6v4v6Spoiler: Round 2 prizefight orders (click to show/hide)
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((Just let the guy play.))It's just frustrating to see him play non-optimally, especially when so much is at stake.
((Why does it matter if it's just a game?))((Just let the guy play.))It's just frustrating to see him play non-optimally, especially when so much is at stake.
Well, I like it, and whoever loses can't play for a month.((Why does it matter if it's just a game?))((Just let the guy play.))It's just frustrating to see him play non-optimally, especially when so much is at stake.
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Curses!2v2Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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((Hey, what happened to those syringes that were going to fly at Dev?))
Or the trabants? Are they on fire yet? We demand novelty!Good point.
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4v4Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)
..and when did Dut turn into rock again?First pill he got, he turned into... Some green crystal golem. Beryl golem, I think?
What the?
Jump to the side.
I thought the syringes were for Atath's blessing, which got changed to light control.[2v3v6]
Looking at it again, yeah, it's for the 1. Great.
..and when did Dut turn into rock again?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
An empty syringe flies into Dev's broken leg. He seems less than amused. Unless of course uncontrollable screaming is how he shows amusement.
Depends on what he means by empty. Is it full of air or literally empty (https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/)?Xkcd. THe fount of all useful things. "Nuclear pulse propulsion", eh? Now that's a word I'll remember for ER.
I found the Mole of Moles one to be particularly good (well-done?).Depends on what he means by empty. Is it full of air or literally empty (https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/)?Xkcd. THe fount of all useful things. "Nuclear pulse propulsion", eh? Now that's a word I'll remember for ER.
Shoot an Articuno at Dut. Let it and Soar defend me from Dut.Dut, use Flash Cannon!
"Ah hah! Resorting to flashing him, I see. How juvenile!"
Shoot an Articuno at Dut. Let it and Soar defend me from Dut.Dut, use Flash Cannon!
You do get the Pokemon reference, right?Shoot an Articuno at Dut. Let it and Soar defend me from Dut.Dut, use Flash Cannon!
If you insist...
You do get the Pokemon reference, right?
You do get the Pokemon reference, right?
What's a pokemon? :P
I have never been interested in Pokemon, so any reference like that will sail right over my head.
"Downing be the opposite of the direction of up! Purpletastic fantastic smooch! Truth ruth no I say bleh! You are me! And I am not you! Is chaos not fun yes?"
Unfortunately no, it's just a syringe with the plunger squeezed all the way in.QuoteAn empty syringe flies into Dev's broken leg. He seems less than amused. Unless of course uncontrollable screaming is how he shows amusement.
Smells liketeen spiritair embolism.
Oi! Gi'me back my leg! I kind'a need that! Come back 'ere!
Shake my fist at the car. Take out my frustration on Dev.
Also summon a blinding light.
((When I first read that my leg came off, my first thought was "hmm... let's beat Dev with it.", but thena keathe car stole it.))
Shoot an Articuno at Dut. Let it and Soar defend me from Dut.
"Sorry, I'm not trying to intrude but... Hey! Join me, and you may get the ability to invent super quickly! Or you may just look sexy in a lab coat."
Can I give Dutrius his mace back?
Can I give Dutrius his mace back?If he gives Dut his mace:
Can I give Dutrius his mace back?
"How about it Mike? Ya want the big'ol smasher back?"
If he wants the mace back, then give it back! Up to Dutrius.
"Smashy smash!"
"Very well said! Hurrah!"Smashy smash!"Exactly!
Imbue the hammer with brokenness. Not using my cookie, btw, on this.The Light scowls (as well as a ball of light can scowl) at this guy.
Fill the hammer with bad advice! that Is my Advice!Multitask and scowl at this guy too.
Make it broken as in overpowered.
Make sure the brokenness and bad advice only affect whatever unlucky souls get hit with this thing. It's not my domain, but it needs to be done.
Make it broken as in overpowered.Uh-oh.
Decorate the hammer with emerald spikes and shiny buttons.Imbue the emerald spikes with necromancy magic.
Decorate the hammer with emerald spikes and shiny buttons."Ah! Those buttons are amazing! So many uses! So glad I made them!"
((Hey, I currently don't have access to my laptop, so I cannot edit the doc, but I want to add something before I forget, could someone edit the Doc for me?))((Sure. Although it would be a lot easier if you actually told us what you wanted to add so we could add it. Because right now I have to rely on guessing. But don't worry, I'm pretty good at guessing. And I'm guessing the item you want to add is... A can of worms? A pony? A phantom hammer? Cocainum? No, no, wait! A duck! Did I get it? Was I even close?))
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"How about it Mike? Ya want the big'ol smasher back?"
If he wants the mace back, then give it back! Up to Dutrius.
[2]"How about it Mike? Ya want the big'ol smasher back?"
If he wants the mace back, then give it back! Up to Dutrius.
'Ell yeah! Let's give that knuckle'ead a taste of mace! And broken teeth! And broken everythin'!
Pray for a new mace.
((I am looking forward to seeing what Piecewise will do when he sees all this.))(http://b2b.cbsimg.net/images/silicon/i/s4/illo/300/misc/300x449-skeleton-zombie-laptop-halloween.jpg)
That didn't count give him a REAL WEAPON!Told you it was roll dependent. However, maybe if he destroys this one like he destroyed the other, you can try again.
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4v3v6v2Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(and AO, I haven't worshipped anybody else.)
@Dut:Do this. I like this idea.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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At least I got my leg back.@Dut:Do this. I like this idea.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Hey! If you follow me, you will have a loving and caring *Screams sound from the background.* God!"
"STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL IDIOTS."
"I'LL [REDACTED] KILL YOU YOU [REDACTED] !"
Break free if possible. Summon more light.
3+2+1Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Was the fake hammer destroyed when the ceiling collapsed please?Lets say sure.
How does spectator waitlist thing work? Would a player take the roles of both a player and a god, or abandon god character until no longer in the next match, or join the game as the physical form of your god (but without innate powers)? This isn't explained well in the rules.You cease to be a god when you participate and then can retake your godhood when you're done.Spoiler: god character (click to show/hide)Spoiler: More junk! Do we even need more junk? Who cares! Junk! (click to show/hide)
You cease to be a god when you participate and then can retake your godhood when you're done.
Also, you can just stick these straight in the junk list yourself. I made anyone able to edit it.
Yay now give Dutrius a REAL WEAPON!Enchant the REAL WEAPON with radiant, radioactive briliance.
Enchant it with Summon Used Syringes!You cease to be a god when you participate and then can retake your godhood when you're done.
Also, you can just stick these straight in the junk list yourself. I made anyone able to edit it.
God list is not editable though, and missing all gods that signeed up since last deathmatch.Yay now give Dutrius a REAL WEAPON!Enchant the REAL WEAPON with radiant, radioactive briliance.
Empower it with purple insanity inducing tendrils of awesomeness!Enchant it with Summon Used Syringes!You cease to be a god when you participate and then can retake your godhood when you're done.
Also, you can just stick these straight in the junk list yourself. I made anyone able to edit it.
God list is not editable though, and missing all gods that signeed up since last deathmatch.Yay now give Dutrius a REAL WEAPON!Enchant the REAL WEAPON with radiant, radioactive briliance.
If I could, I would enchant it with paradox!Empower it with purple insanity inducing tendrils of awesomeness!Enchant it with Summon Used Syringes!You cease to be a god when you participate and then can retake your godhood when you're done.
Also, you can just stick these straight in the junk list yourself. I made anyone able to edit it.
God list is not editable though, and missing all gods that signeed up since last deathmatch.Yay now give Dutrius a REAL WEAPON!Enchant the REAL WEAPON with radiant, radioactive briliance.
Enchant it to be more powerful when striking from behind!If I could, I would enchant it with paradox!Empower it with purple insanity inducing tendrils of awesomeness!Enchant it with Summon Used Syringes!You cease to be a god when you participate and then can retake your godhood when you're done.
Also, you can just stick these straight in the junk list yourself. I made anyone able to edit it.
God list is not editable though, and missing all gods that signeed up since last deathmatch.Yay now give Dutrius a REAL WEAPON!Enchant the REAL WEAPON with radiant, radioactive briliance.
Enchant it to be more powerful when striking Behinds!Enchant it to be more powerful when striking from behind!If I could, I would enchant it with paradox!Empower it with purple insanity inducing tendrils of awesomeness!Enchant it with Summon Used Syringes!You cease to be a god when you participate and then can retake your godhood when you're done.
Also, you can just stick these straight in the junk list yourself. I made anyone able to edit it.
God list is not editable though, and missing all gods that signeed up since last deathmatch.Yay now give Dutrius a REAL WEAPON!Enchant the REAL WEAPON with radiant, radioactive briliance.
Enchant it with Epic Quote Pyramids!Enchant it to be more powerful when striking Behinds!Enchant it to be more powerful when striking from behind!If I could, I would enchant it with paradox!Empower it with purple insanity inducing tendrils of awesomeness!Enchant it with Summon Used Syringes!You cease to be a god when you participate and then can retake your godhood when you're done.
Also, you can just stick these straight in the junk list yourself. I made anyone able to edit it.
God list is not editable though, and missing all gods that signeed up since last deathmatch.Yay now give Dutrius a REAL WEAPON!Enchant the REAL WEAPON with radiant, radioactive briliance.
Enchant it with pure invention! (Perhaps use random.org to figure out which enchantments work?)Enchant it with Epic Quote Pyramids!Enchant it to be more powerful when striking Behinds!Enchant it to be more powerful when striking from behind!If I could, I would enchant it with paradox!Empower it with purple insanity inducing tendrils of awesomeness!Enchant it with Summon Used Syringes!You cease to be a god when you participate and then can retake your godhood when you're done.
Also, you can just stick these straight in the junk list yourself. I made anyone able to edit it.
God list is not editable though, and missing all gods that signeed up since last deathmatch.Yay now give Dutrius a REAL WEAPON!Enchant the REAL WEAPON with radiant, radioactive briliance.
Enchant it with brokenness, my domain.Brokenness as in absurdly overpoweredness, actually.
Enchant it with brokenness, my domain.Brokenness as in absurdly overpoweredness, actually.
A shift in the timestream, and it becomes brokenness, as in appears completely useless even though it actually isn't.Enchant it with brokenness, my domain.Brokenness as in absurdly overpoweredness, actually.
This again?
Yay now give Dutrius a REAL WEAPON![1]
CHARGE![5]
Charge at Dev.
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Hide Dev so Dut can't find him.Dress Dev in a neon pink Santa Claus outfit with a stroboscope as beltbuckle to counter this effect.
I Put harry pot user's cloak of invisibility over Dev to counter that!Hide Dev so Dut can't find him.Dress Dev in a neon pink Santa Claus outfit with a stroboscope as beltbuckle to counter this effect.
Splash radioactive paint over the cloak to counter this.I Put harry pot user's cloak of invisibility over Dev to counter that!Hide Dev so Dut can't find him.Dress Dev in a neon pink Santa Claus outfit with a stroboscope as beltbuckle to counter this effect.
I Swap Dev & Dut before the paint touches Dev to Counter this.Splash radioactive paint over the cloak to counter this.I Put harry pot user's cloak of invisibility over Dev to counter that!Hide Dev so Dut can't find him.Dress Dev in a neon pink Santa Claus outfit with a stroboscope as beltbuckle to counter this effect.
Swap Dut and Dev again to counter this.I Swap Dev & Dut before the paint touches Dev to Counter this.Splash radioactive paint over the cloak to counter this.I Put harry pot user's cloak of invisibility over Dev to counter that!Hide Dev so Dut can't find him.Dress Dev in a neon pink Santa Claus outfit with a stroboscope as beltbuckle to counter this effect.
I skin Lurker and turn my new lurker skin into a ☼Blanket☼ and put it in the way of the radioactive paint and hammer that is coming at Dev!Fire rock salt boulders from coilguns at the slug to counter this.
Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.
Inspire righteousness in the hammer so that it will refuse this petty attempt to stray it from its destiny.Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.
I Use illogic to prove it's destiny is to hit Dut, and that 1 = 0.Inspire righteousness in the hammer so that it will refuse this petty attempt to stray it from its destiny.Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.
I Use illogic to prove it's destiny is to hit Dut, and that 1 = 0.
Inject illogic into the illogic and cause a recursion. Not to counter this action or anything, just because I can (not).I Use illogic to prove it's destiny is to hit Dut, and that 1 = 0.Inspire righteousness in the hammer so that it will refuse this petty attempt to stray it from its destiny.Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.
I use a swarm of Grammar Nazis to kick you out over the incorrect use of "it's".I Use illogic to prove it's destiny is to hit Dut, and that 1 = 0.Inspire righteousness in the hammer so that it will refuse this petty attempt to stray it from its destiny.Arrgh drop a hammer on Devastator.Incite treason in the hammer, making it suddenly alter its trajectory to hit, uh, the other not as fleshy mortal. Dutrius, I think.
That's one big 'ammer.Well, the hammer tore through the box and fell into a void of sucking flame...so lets roll to see if your character is stupid.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
3v5v1v1Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Oh good, we're all going to get murdered by clowns.*Glowing Shadowy clowns playing Castanets.
For the arena: castanets.
"Ah, so unfortunate. If only he had mooved it to the groove, he might have won. A couple more braincells wouldn't have hurt either."
To the arena: Shadows.
I Throw in to the arena: A tied up Psychopathic Clown.
For the arena: a lot of ASCII characters.
For the arena: The Mad Magazine Game, unopenedAlright, here is our arena stuff.
Throw myself onto the arena.That would kill you. Or the process of being made into a level would.
I offer waste water from Atomic reactor. (Delightfuly blue with Cherenkov radiation)
Do it anyway.Throw myself onto the arena.That would kill you. Or the process of being made into a level would.
"So, any chance of my joining? As I am the only one who wants to join?"No. We're just waiting for those that came first.
Only for a month, if I recall correctly.Funny, because I think the fight lasted longer than that. :P
"So, Spaz, how's the war in your world's hell going?""Hmm?"
"The war? Remember, that one dude with the leaves? He was planning to overthrow Satan? Last time we met we spoke about him assaulting Satan's palace?""So, Spaz, how's the war in your world's hell going?""Hmm?"
"You lost? Well then, I guess my alternative self seems to have won then.""I think...ah yes I remember now, I kinda regressed into the abyss to fix time and stuff and well gave up so yah, you did"
"Yay! Complete surrender! Anyway, we're here, measuring Power Levels well the creator chooses more of us to die?""You lost? Well then, I guess my alternative self seems to have won then.""I think...ah yes I remember now, I kinda regressed into the abyss to fix time and stuff and well gave up so yah, you did"
Suntribus opens his present, getting out a specially made present-opener device, which promptly explodes, then doing it by hand."Oh no, you set it to self destruction mode! Not Wrapper Destruction mode!"
"And that thing set me back nearly a million souls... I could have bought a spacedragon with that... carbon-neutral present opening, they said, investment of a lifetime, they said... bah!"
Oh, sorry, thought that was for the pile, not for the arena, since it wasn't specifically said. I'll edit that.I offer waste water from Atomic reactor. (Delightfuly blue with Cherenkov radiation)
Am I not god enough? Is radiation just too evil for this?
For the arena: castanets.
"Ah, so unfortunate. If only he had mooved it to the groove, he might have won. A couple more braincells wouldn't have hurt either."
To the arena: Shadows.
I Throw in to the arena: A tied up Psychopathic Clown.
For the arena: a lot of ASCII characters.
I offer waste water from Atomic reactor. (Delightfuly blue with Cherenkov radiation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgs9OhjAE2gDo it anyway.Throw myself onto the arena.That would kill you. Or the process of being made into a level would.
Can we still give away our present after we've seen what's inside?It must be given unopened, for maximum drama.
If yes, let's open 'er up!
"Woo, presents, woooo! It's mine, you hear me? Back off! Woo!"You get a snowglobe. It appears to be a snow globe of the arena itself?
Open my present, then start building a hoard.
"I hope its a blunt instrument!"You get what appears to be a large philps head screw.
The Hammerer opens his present. With his hammer.
"A spark here... and a lightening bolt there..."You get a cowboy hat.
Pyrg unwraps his present in an excessively dramatic fashion.
Suntribus opens his present, getting out a specially made present-opener device, which promptly explodes, then doing it by hand.You get a magnet
"And that thing set me back nearly a million souls... I could have bought a spacedragon with that... carbon-neutral present opening, they said, investment of a lifetime, they said... bah!"
Accelerate the present wrapping's time so that it destabilizes. I then touch the wrapping, and curse myself for getting dust all over the place.You get a pair of safety goggles
Crazicus Stabs his present open with a Syringe.You get a pen
Lurker shreds the wrapping paper apart with its talons.You get a laser pointer
"...huh"You get a pocket knife
Bib pokes at his present before opening it carefully.
Backstab the present to open it.You get a candy cane.
"Hey darlings, I am willing to bestow both a blessing AND an extra special gift upon whomever pledges him or herself to me and the neverending beat!""may my only response for ever be UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE Ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum!"
Mortals, witness Ao's might and generosity! If you worship Ao as your god, you shall receive two boons!"what type of boons? screw it sign me up"
Ao's first worshipper shall receive boon of mystery box. Nobody knows what it will contain, not even Ao. Second boon is mystery too, but its nature will be related to hiding, finding or stealing."yah, instead of following the beat of my heart I think I shall go with you"
"Now honey, I know everyone wants a piece of this action, but you should find your own groove instead of copying mine. That's not fabulous at all!" she said while shaking her everything."hmm you make a good point...so many choices, take the groozie choice, or the smart, but cold choice"
"Baby, if making smart choices were your thing, you wouldn't be in here, now would you?""Good, uh, point...well then...I'm going to go with the beat of my drum"
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"Perhaps you could worship me, and get MY mystery box?" Says a man, in a room full of junk.((If you're in the next match, your godly duties are suspended...))
"Now honey, I know everyone wants a piece of this action, but you should find your own groove instead of copying mine. That's not fabulous at all!" she said while shaking her everything.
"EH WOT SHINY GIT EH SELF ABSORBED NARCISSISTIC BASTARD."
Lurker shines its laser pointer in the vague direction of where AO's eyes would be.
Not pre-empting, am I?
CHARACTER:
Name:Tristemphus Shandy
Description:A thing, rakish man, given to spouting bonne mots and witticisms at all occassions, but entirely shallow and lacking in compassion, human fellow feeling or wisdom. Having claimed on the day of his marriage that it was the best mistake he would ever make, he later found this to be an equally superficial yet arresting blonde at his dancing class named Babs.
How did you get here?: Stabbed during marital dispute; kitchen knife through left ventricle.
JUNK:
Gin and Tonic
Camera
The head of a lizard (extinct)
Urn with ashes of Nikola Tesla
Saxophone
LSD
Diamond
A dragon bone
Items for the pill:twoBob: A plain looking man with a red shirt and jeans. Has brown eyes and brown hair. Caucasian
- steel nails
- gas mask
- The wh40k figures
- swiss army knife
- Various framed photos hanging on the wall
- 12 gauge western shotgun
- The Neutronium Alchemist by Peter F. Hamilton
- A vial of ammonia
untimely death I have this: Tried to play Russian roulette with a 9 mm hand gun, didn't end well.
I'm just going to leave this here in case you need someone....ThreeSpoiler: Have someone for the arena! (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Contents of a Pill (click to show/hide)
((I opened my present, by the way.))5. I'm pretty damn sure it's 5.
- A flaming baseball bat covered in nails, barbed wire and razor blades
- Several disks, each containing an arc of thrilling intent.
- A copy of Aeisling the neck stabber, by Markus Velafi.
- A tv make entirely of leaves and wood, it seems to work.
- Portal gun, labeled “Property of Black Mesa. 42V batteries not included.”
- Research papers on “alchemical oddities”
- Shiny red button
- A bunch of mechanical joints
Is it possible to modify the gifts, such as say, frosting them with delicious anthrax?You can do that but It's not like anthrax will kill them any faster than the men trying to murder them with magic.
FIVE!Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Pill (click to show/hide)
Huzah, the arena will need no lamps.You get a sketchbook with a single blank page in it.
I offered several items for the pile, and added them to the document that holds the list. God list remains unupdated.
Open my gift.Spoiler: If we have lack of players (click to show/hide)
PILL: Wooden Chicken Sculpture, The god Lurker, Claymore, Door which leads nowhere, NYARS baseball bat and a PDA.SIX!
"A pocketknife. Useful. I'll put this over here for now."SEVEN!Spoiler: If we need more players (click to show/hide)
Ok, if you are one of the players for the next round, post the items for your pill. If we don't have our 8 here by monday ANYONE WHO POSTS 8 ITEMS FOR A PILL will be put in.Hence the eight-item pills
Not pre-empting, am I?Edited and fixed, slithering in complete and validated.
CHARACTER:
Name:Tristemphus Shandy
Description:A thing, rakish man, given to spouting bonne mots and witticisms at all occassions, but entirely shallow and lacking in compassion, human fellow feeling or wisdom. Having claimed on the day of his marriage that it was the best mistake he would ever make, he later found this to be an equally superficial yet arresting blonde at his dancing class named Babs.
How did you get here?: Stabbed during marital dispute; kitchen knife through left ventricle.
JUNK:
Gin and Tonic
Camera
The head of a lizard (extinct)
Urn with ashes of Nikola Tesla
Saxophone
Items for the pill:edited.Bob: A plain looking man with a red shirt and jeans. Has brown eyes and brown hair. Caucasian
- steel nails
- gas mask
- The wh40k figures
- swiss army knife
- Various framed photos hanging on the wall
untimely death I have this: Tried to play Russian roulette with a 9 mm hand gun, didn't end well.
"A pocketknife. Useful. I'll put this over here for now."Spoiler: If we need more players (click to show/hide)
ME PLS.Forgetting three items?
Name: Nugget
Description: It's literally just a chicken.
How did you get here?: Ground into food. Not even very good food.
PILL HERE: Plush turret, LASER POINTER (gift)
No.ME PLS.Forgetting three items?
Name: Nugget
Description: It's literally just a chicken.
How did you get here?: Ground into food. Not even very good food.
PILL HERE: Plush turret, LASER POINTER (gift)
damn itOk, if you are one of the players for the next round, post the items for your pill. If we don't have our 8 here by monday ANYONE WHO POSTS 8 ITEMS FOR A PILL will be put in.Hence the eight-item pills
ME PLS.
Name: Nugget
Description: It's literally just a chicken.
How did you get here?: Ground into food. Not even very good food.
PILL HERE: Plush turret, LASER POINTER (gift)
(Changes made.)Spoiler: Have someone for the arena! (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Contents of a Pill (click to show/hide)
Not pre-empting, am I?Edited and fixed, slithering in complete and validated.
CHARACTER:
Name:Tristemphus Shandy
Description:A thing, rakish man, given to spouting bonne mots and witticisms at all occassions, but entirely shallow and lacking in compassion, human fellow feeling or wisdom. Having claimed on the day of his marriage that it was the best mistake he would ever make, he later found this to be an equally superficial yet arresting blonde at his dancing class named Babs.
How did you get here?: Stabbed during marital dispute; kitchen knife through left ventricle.
JUNK:
Gin and Tonic
Camera
The head of a lizard (extinct)
Urn with ashes of Nikola Tesla
Saxophone
Items for the pill:edited.Bob: A plain looking man with a red shirt and jeans. Has brown eyes and brown hair. Caucasian
- steel nails
- gas mask
- The wh40k figures
- swiss army knife
- Various framed photos hanging on the wall
untimely death I have this: Tried to play Russian roulette with a 9 mm hand gun, didn't end well.
"A pocketknife. Useful. I'll put this over here for now."Spoiler: If we need more players (click to show/hide)
Heh. Oops. Fixed now
((I opened my present, by the way.))
- A flaming baseball bat covered in nails, barbed wire and razor blades
- Several disks, each containing an arc of thrilling intent.
- A copy of Aeisling the neck stabber, by Markus Velafi.
- A tv make entirely of leaves and wood, it seems to work.
- Portal gun, labeled “Property of Black Mesa. 42V batteries not included.”
Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Pill (click to show/hide)
PILL: Wooden Chicken Sculpture, The god Lurker, Claymore, Door which leads nowhere, NYARS baseball bat and a PDA.
For the arena: castanets.
"Ah, so unfortunate. If only he had mooved it to the groove, he might have won. A couple more braincells wouldn't have hurt either."
To the arena: Shadows.
I Throw in to the arena: A tied up Psychopathic Clown.
For the arena: a lot of ASCII characters.
I offer waste water from Atomic reactor. (Delightfuly blue with Cherenkov radiation)
HEAR ME MORTALS. You are now in a zone which is one (mis)step away from being made entirely out of glowing hazard. There is one, and only one god whom can save your sorry asses and terrible hairdos, and that is I Heftar! Bow to me if you wish to survive."Sorry, but, who are you?"
HEAR ME MORTALS. You are now in a zone which is one (mis)step away from being made entirely out of glowing hazard. There is one, and only one god whom can save your sorry asses and terrible hairdos, and that is I Heftar! Bow to me if you wish to survive."Sorry, but, who are you?"
HEAR ME MORTALS. You are now in a zone which is one (mis)step away from being made entirely out of glowing hazard. There is one, and only one god whom can save your sorry asses and terrible hairdos, and that is I Heftar! Bow to me if you wish to survive."I do swear obedience to you oh mighty sky voice of the nuclear apocalypse! Please grant this one your blessing so they may destroy those that stand in your way and mine!"
"Ah, God of radiation, I figured that out YEARS ago!"HEAR ME MORTALS. You are now in a zone which is one (mis)step away from being made entirely out of glowing hazard. There is one, and only one god whom can save your sorry asses and terrible hairdos, and that is I Heftar! Bow to me if you wish to survive."Sorry, but, who are you?"
I am the mighty Heftar, Lord of (nuclear) briliance and burns and your sole chance of still being alive in five minutes.
" Yah, who are you? I'm sorry but right now I'm just following the beat of my drum" Bob winks into the air in the general direction of the god of the beat...you know the one with tge fabulous voice"Hey now, don't forget you swore your allegiance to me darling. Make it official and you will recieve your blessings!"
"I know, I was refering to you! I've always been with you."" Yah, who are you? I'm sorry but right now I'm just following the beat of my drum" Bob winks into the air in the general direction of the god of the beat...you know the one with tge fabulous voice"Hey now, don't forget you swore your allegiance to me darling. Make it official and you will recieve your blessings!"
But you promised your soul to Ao too. Make it clear, mortal, who you do follow."I know, I was refering to you! I've always been with you."" Yah, who are you? I'm sorry but right now I'm just following the beat of my drum" Bob winks into the air in the general direction of the god of the beat...you know the one with tge fabulous voice"Hey now, don't forget you swore your allegiance to me darling. Make it official and you will recieve your blessings!"
"Yes, choose. Do you want the vibrant one, or the silent one?But you promised your soul to Ao too. Make it clear, mortal, who you do follow."I know, I was refering to you! I've always been with you."" Yah, who are you? I'm sorry but right now I'm just following the beat of my drum" Bob winks into the air in the general direction of the god of the beat...you know the one with tge fabulous voice"Hey now, don't forget you swore your allegiance to me darling. Make it official and you will recieve your blessings!"
"ooh, I like the sound of the first one.""Yes, choose. Do you want the vibrant one, or the silent one?But you promised your soul to Ao too. Make it clear, mortal, who you do follow."I know, I was refering to you! I've always been with you."" Yah, who are you? I'm sorry but right now I'm just following the beat of my drum" Bob winks into the air in the general direction of the god of the beat...you know the one with tge fabulous voice"Hey now, don't forget you swore your allegiance to me darling. Make it official and you will recieve your blessings!"
If it helps, all of my followers up till now danced their way to victory in their first match."
"ooh, I like the sound of the first one.""Yes, choose. Do you want the vibrant one, or the silent one?But you promised your soul to Ao too. Make it clear, mortal, who you do follow."I know, I was refering to you! I've always been with you."" Yah, who are you? I'm sorry but right now I'm just following the beat of my drum" Bob winks into the air in the general direction of the god of the beat...you know the one with tge fabulous voice"Hey now, don't forget you swore your allegiance to me darling. Make it official and you will recieve your blessings!"
If it helps, all of my followers up till now danced their way to victory in their first match."
"ooh, I like the sound of the first one."
"It is settled then!"
Give this person a blessing and my mystery gift item for pledging himself to me.
Bless this fleshling.HEAR ME MORTALS. You are now in a zone which is one (mis)step away from being made entirely out of glowing hazard. There is one, and only one god whom can save your sorry asses and terrible hairdos, and that is I Heftar! Bow to me if you wish to survive."I do swear obedience to you oh mighty sky voice of the nuclear apocalypse! Please grant this one your blessing so they may destroy those that stand in your way and mine!"
"Sorry, it was quite a hard choice. If I could, I'ld work for"ooh, I like the sound of the first one."
"It is settled then!"
Give this person a blessing and my mystery gift item for pledging himself to me.
But did that person pledge himself to the belly dancer? Ao objects.
"Hey, Ao? I would be more than happy to pledge myself to you. Especially since your last champion won the previous round"l."
Crazy purple god tosses his present to Toaster's character.
"I agree, I will also follow you! Purple man-god!"Crazy purple god tosses his present to Toaster's character.
"A present, given without asking? Clearly this guy knows what's up."
Following this guy!
while belly-dancer's chose Jigglypuff because "she looks cute".((Yep, sounds like something she would do.))
Crazy purple god tosses his present to Toaster's character.As long as it wasn't opened before hand, consider it done.
You give him your unopened gift and [3] A large booty. It giggles pleasingly."ooh, I like the sound of the first one.""Yes, choose. Do you want the vibrant one, or the silent one?But you promised your soul to Ao too. Make it clear, mortal, who you do follow."I know, I was refering to you! I've always been with you."" Yah, who are you? I'm sorry but right now I'm just following the beat of my drum" Bob winks into the air in the general direction of the god of the beat...you know the one with tge fabulous voice"Hey now, don't forget you swore your allegiance to me darling. Make it official and you will recieve your blessings!"
If it helps, all of my followers up till now danced their way to victory in their first match."
"It is settled then!"
Give this person a blessing and my mystery gift item for pledging himself to me.
[2] you bless him with full body burn scars. Nothing that causes him trouble; he just looks really terrible.Bless this fleshling.HEAR ME MORTALS. You are now in a zone which is one (mis)step away from being made entirely out of glowing hazard. There is one, and only one god whom can save your sorry asses and terrible hairdos, and that is I Heftar! Bow to me if you wish to survive."I do swear obedience to you oh mighty sky voice of the nuclear apocalypse! Please grant this one your blessing so they may destroy those that stand in your way and mine!"
Assuming it's unopened, consider the gift his. [6] Ren gains the ability to turn invisible. Ren OP already, plz nerf."Hey, Ao? I would be more than happy to pledge myself to you. Especially since your last champion won the previous round"l."
Commendable choice, mortal. Here, have Ao's blessings.
Blessings on Ren, shower him in blessings. Also give my mystery box to him.
For pw's eyes only, but who am I to stop you, I'm not the internet police...go aheadWell there are two people equadistant from you so...we'll go for the one on the right, NJW.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
4v5Spoiler: conservation (click to show/hide)
"Good luck, my fellows, and just a heads up here, you'll have a flaming hard time bettering me! In fact, though I say it myself, you're pretty stuffed!"
[2]Spoiler: Whee! (click to show/hide)
"Bawk!" *Concerned sounding warbling*[2] Hammerer gives you a squeaky toy hammer.Spoiler: Don't look here if you isn't PW (click to show/hide)
"Good Luck, Yall"[4]Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[2]Spoiler: Obvious action incoming (click to show/hide)
Also follow FallacyofUrist's god!
You run into the center of the room, atop the metal thing.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[6]Spoiler: PW only! (click to show/hide)
"Oh, l'Oppurtuniste, oh great one? You have a new acolyte, a blessing would be much appreciated!"Bless the squishy mortal.
Yes, my box was unopened.Then it is done.
See? Ao's blessings are great. Hide yourself and win.
"Hammeh!"[3]Spoiler: spoiler you're gonna die (click to show/hide)
"I WANT MY KFC YOU MOTHER CLUCKER, SO COME GET KILLED FOR DINNER!"Took me a while to find scale on this thing.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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"Pugilism, eh? Moronic practice, really."
"Oh, l'Oppurtuniste, oh great one? You have a new acolyte, a blessing would be much appreciated!"
open the present and carve my way into the whale, this shall be my home now. Staby stab anyone who tries to take my home or my life from meSpaz's present is a small plastic model of a moose skeleton.
"...heh."Spoiler: Take two (click to show/hide)
"Spaz, I've got your back!"You can only have one entrance portal and one exit portal at a time. Keep that in mind.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(He gave you his present, but he never said to accept/bless you. We'll assume he does...Spoiler: Let's try this. (click to show/hide)
FallacyofUrist's god- did I follow him or not?
"Protect me my lord of nuclear burns and brilliance!"You continue to avoid trouble.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The squishy mortal appears to be missing out, Piecewise."Oh, l'Oppurtuniste, oh great one? You have a new acolyte, a blessing would be much appreciated!"Bless the squishy mortal.
Their blades shall be sharp as steel.
((praise our dark savior! LORD OF SPOONS AND SPOONING!))Their blades shall be sharp as steel.
((3: They are as sharp as a steel spoon.))
No, I mean you can only have one active set of portals...uh...how to put this... You can't have one orange and 3 blue or anything like that.Spoiler: Questioning the Gm OOC, still only for him (click to show/hide)
Oh, that makes sense, after all, it does work exactly as it does in Portal.No, I mean you can only have one active set of portals...uh...how to put this... You can't have one orange and 3 blue or anything like that.Spoiler: Questioning the Gm OOC, still only for him (click to show/hide)
"Speak! Speakeasy!"Spoiler: action for PW eh wot (click to show/hide)
"Get dead So you can get in my Belly Dammit!"Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)
The squishy mortal appears to be missing out, Piecewise."Oh, l'Oppurtuniste, oh great one? You have a new acolyte, a blessing would be much appreciated!"Bless the squishy mortal.
Oh, and also:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Sir, your wish to make your house in the flaming tip of a sixty foot long whale smacks of overcompensation! I shall cease to attack so unmanly a foe."
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"..."Spoiler: Damnit Jim! (click to show/hide)
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"Most excellent!"
Order my toaster army to defend me. Feed one a candy cane.
Now summon a couple flying ceiling fans. Their blades shall be sharp as steel.
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You're not on my god list because I am bad.
"..."Spoiler: GODDAMMIT (click to show/hide)
I would like to play.You're in. Take a seat in the stands.
Spectating Gods:
Name: Mister MeowMeow
Domain: CATS. CATS CATS CATS CATS
Description:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Rererererererererererererererererererevengence! Zoop muthafuckas!"[5] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WGmeX6CLas)Swear a blood oath with NJW.
[5] You summon up a perfect little raft made of a whale head surrounded by smaller elk heads with their horns stabbed into the whale. For stability, you see.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Aaaah shit! My arm! Help! Team, anyone? Want to be with the whale tossing guy? You can be my bodyguard, help me with my wounds, while I massacre everyone for you? We can tag team these morons? A coalition of the mighty?"
Also, swear that blood oath of comradeship till combat is unavoidable with EganBW's bird person thing.
Gotta Kill em All!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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"..."[5] You strip naked, throw your angry clothing into the water and then turn invisible, foiling the clothing's attempt to find you and recommence it's particular brand of loving.Spoiler: GODDAMMIT (click to show/hide)
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[5] You see egan staring at you and take that as your cue to duck. This turns out to be an extremely fortuitous decision as the area where your head used to be, not to mention the concrete wall behind it, suddenly becomes white hot plasma as Egan's laser blast tears through above you. Everything smells like ozone and burning hair, you've got a bad sunburn and the water around you is now a nice luke warm, but you remain alive.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You run over to the Christmas tree and attempt to climb up it. Unfortunately it's only 9 feet tall so it's not very sturdy and you just fall out of it again.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((Curse Toaster already!))You're not on my god list because I am bad.
"Purple purple! And eldritch insanity mentality! HAHAHA!!!"
((I'm pretty sure eldritch mentality and purple are on there))
((So, the whale corpse either dissapeard in which case my bad for being dumb, or im dead...hmm oh well))Nope, just some how missed your post. Consider yourself on the corpse
CURSE OF THE PURPLE KING!((Curse Toaster already!))You're not on my god list because I am bad.
"Purple purple! And eldritch insanity mentality! HAHAHA!!!"
((I'm pretty sure eldritch mentality and purple are on there))
"Thank you great and wonderful Ao for keeping me from being an idiot."Spoiler: Heh. Oops. (click to show/hide)
By power ofthe grayskullhaving worshipper, Ao modifies the arena: Everybody but his champion (Ren) shall find annoying splinters and nails with their foots.
I don't remember. I think it was once per follower.By power ofthe grayskullhaving worshipper, Ao modifies the arena: Everybody but his champion (Ren) shall find annoying splinters and nails with their foots.
Wasn't that only when a follower got a kill?
I don't remember. I think it was once per follower.By power ofthe grayskullhaving worshipper, Ao modifies the arena: Everybody but his champion (Ren) shall find annoying splinters and nails with their foots.
Wasn't that only when a follower got a kill?
((If the follower of a god got a kill, then said god could do something, right? If yes, what exactly, arena change or another blessing or what?))
((Change arena in minor ways, create things matching your spheres of influence. I don't think another blessing is among what god can do.))
[5] You fire another turn table at NJW.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[2] PFFFFT nothing .Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"We'll get them, Bird-brain - I mean, you brainy bird-person, you!"
You burrow and wait.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Suddenly I feel cursed!"[2] Well that summoning fails. But wait! Lets roll for the stars! [3] Ohhh, not quite.Spoiler: I'm your biggest fan! (click to show/hide)
"I WOULD LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THESE ROLLS. I ROLL A FIVE AND HE'S PERFECTLY FINE BUT THEN HE ROLLS A FOUR AND I'M MISSING A GODSDAMN ARM. WHAT UTTER BULLSHIT."(he also rolled a 5 to dodge, you, on the other hand, rolled a 3 to dodge.)
I'M FIRING MY LAZOR ANGRILY.
Well...you would do that but you have no idea where ren currently is! It's almost like he's invisible or something.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[4] You cling to the lower branches. Of course, the water has already reached them so it's a bit of a lost cause.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Thank you great and wonderful Ao for keeping me from being an idiot."You roll it into a spear like shape and it elongates and sharpens, forming a perfectly good sphere.Spoiler: Heh. Oops. (click to show/hide)
((Question, would stripping be an option, to protect myself?((Nope! Perfectly fine, apparently. Clothes-control guy already did that.))
EDIT: I mean, will I have a high likelihood to get banned?))
((Question, would stripping be an option, to protect myself?((If you mean banned because of meta, then probably no. I think you can tell in character that there's something weird going on with clothes, since another guy just went naked to protect himself. Even if you were doing something meta, then you'd probably get a warning first. Or just your character killed by a falling anvil. I find a sudden ban unlikely.
EDIT: I mean, will I have a high likelihood to get banned?))
Do not discuss sexually oriented material. There are exceptions to this rule, such as passing discussions of sexual content in movies, books, computer games, etc. in topics not directed specifically at the sexual material in question, but no sexually themed topics are allowed. Sharing erotic images and erotic roleplaying are not permitted. If you want to turn each other on, there are plenty of outlets for that. This is not one of them. Please refrain from sharing your sex life.
((Question, would stripping be an option, to protect myself?All ER players start out naked and some stay that way! And we've got our own subforum! Nudity isn't a problem. Dedicating 5 paragraphs to describing your nether regions and their interactions with the nether regions of others is a problem. Don't do that. Except through pm for a modest fee~
EDIT: I mean, will I have a high likelihood to get banned?))
"Let's finish this!"Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((IO NAV! THAT MEANS YOU CAN MODIFY THE ARENA IF YOU WANT.))
Nugget stares at NJW sprawled on the ground.
"Ha. Ha. Hh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
SHANK THE TRAITOR WITH HIS OWN KNIFE OF HEATHEN GOD BACKSTAB GODS I HATE IT
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[1] You somehow get a shard of whalebone jammed straight through your hand. OW! CRAP!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I would like to make clear, for no reason in particular, that Nugget wears no clothes. Because chickens wear no clothes, even ones who are actually humans deluded into thinking they are chickens.This reeks of meta ya bastard.
I did.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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[5] You both successfully become nude and get back up to the crane top.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Oh wonderful hidden, shadowy Ao! Please grant me the strength to kill one of these fools and send their souls to you. Amen!"Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"A captain goes down with his strip!"
You turn your skin to kevlar and allow yourself to sink to the bottom of the pool.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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"Dammit"
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"A good captain goes down with his ship!"
4v6v2Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[5] You pull the spike out and look outside. Hmm. Well there's some guys over there fucking about on that raft...there's a burnt corpse over there...Oh that raft made out of a whale head got smashed by another whale head. Thats...odd. There's someone up on the crane...and you're pretty sure there should be another guy around here but... you can't see him. Hmm. No one in your immediate area for the moment.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Oh wonderful hidden, shadowy Ao! Please grant me the strength to kill one of these fools and send their souls to you. Amen!"[6] You get the gun made but unfortunately attempts to fire it result only in strange "SPROING" noises. Hmm.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[3] Careful...careful..careFUCK(Also, why wasn't I taking damage for being in the boiling water?)Never mind! I don't need to point out things that will get me killed!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yeah so I haven't really been following this lately but apparently I can modify the arena so I'm gonna put a heavy spiky pillar that will fall over and crush whoever's closest, then stand back up again. Put it wherever the most people are.
"SMASHY SMASHY!"
Thats a bit of a hard to comprehend sentence there but I'll do my best.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[4] You stand your ground and manage to say on your feet as the waves wash over you.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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"Sayonara, morons!"
Are you forgetting my lazors, Piecewise? Lazor NJW!
"Oh great hidden Ao! I present this pitiful soul to be your slave forevermore! Amen!"You get into the water but you're far too busy being pelted with animal heads to do much of anything other than curl in a ball.Spoiler: New pill (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You were on the crane arm, like this: https://youtu.be/71MAFmlZzi0?t=2m36sSpoiler (click to show/hide)
No love for a God of Time, then? *sigh*. I was hoping at least one person would see my potential... Too bad causing paradoxes, time loops, or otherwise mucking about is with the arena isn't allowed without the aforementioned condition...?
Oh, I know! I still have this... uh... thing! I meant to use it, but managed to forget! It does something that I know exactly what it does, because I travelled to the future to see it. But I can't tell you. One is not supposed to know one's own future, after all.
Use the Evolved Safety Goggles. What do you mean, they're not the same? I only put them on an alternate timeline consisting of a factory built to automatically upgrade them over the course of 1000 years. But nobody gets to wear them. Such a shame.
[5]vs[2]Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Well...you just swim over to the far wall on the north side and try to remain as motionless as possible so that your invisibility isn't totally worthless.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
ROLL DICE TO DETERMINE THE IDENTITY OF AN ENTITY HEREBY DESIGNATED "FUCKER". LAZOR FUCKER.Spazyak kinda looks like a fucker.
[5]Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You get to the control room (?) and then attempt to portal snipe.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((Piecewise: I recall you saying that the gift items could be used to affect the arena in some way if you unwrapped it. I also recall you saying you could modify it if you wanted (though the person's example did involve it being still wrapped). My gift was a pair of safety goggles, and I unwrapped them. Make sense now?))Oh you're not being rude, it's just that I had no goddamn idea what your action was talking about. You didn't say "use my gift" so I didn't connect the dots to that being what you meant.
((Also please don't think I'm being rude. I'm only trying to explain the reasoning behind my action.))
You wanna throw an unshielded nuclear reactor into an unshielded nuclear reactor?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Oh great covert unseen Ao! Don't forget to modify the arena to screw over these other guys. Amen!"Ao answers to prayers of his champion!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ao answers to prayers of his champion!((so you're spilling legos everywhere?.))
MODIFY ARENA: Everybody who doesn't worship Ao will have unpleasant tendecy to find sharp spikes where they totally not want to find them. For example under their feet.
((Maybe. Or caltrops. Who knows.))Ao answers to prayers of his champion!((so you're spilling lefos everywhere?.))
MODIFY ARENA: Everybody who doesn't worship Ao will have unpleasant tendecy to find sharp spikes where they totally not want to find them. For example under their feet.
You wanna throw an unshielded nuclear reactor into an unshielded nuclear reactor?
"To you my lord of nuclear hellfire I offer this death please grant me your blessing so I may claim more souls for you!"Bless this fleshbag with most beneficial of mutations.Spoiler: actions (click to show/hide)
"Hey, looks like your fleshbag isn't glowing. OR undead. Or dead. Something wrong?""To you my lord of nuclear hellfire I offer this death please grant me your blessing so I may claim more souls for you!"Bless this fleshbag with most beneficial of mutations.Spoiler: actions (click to show/hide)
Any of those conditions would greatly impede his ability to murder his way through to victory, why would he be any of those things?"Hey, looks like your fleshbag isn't glowing. OR undead. Or dead. Something wrong?""To you my lord of nuclear hellfire I offer this death please grant me your blessing so I may claim more souls for you!"Bless this fleshbag with most beneficial of mutations.Spoiler: actions (click to show/hide)
"I guess he shouldn't be with you as his patron, if such things would hamper his murdering skills. Ha!"I blame the limits of Arena.
((Bump?))((Let the skeleton dance I say!))
((Stick a needle in your eye?)))
((cross your heart and hope that you don't die???? help me here I'm bad at this. )))((Stick a needle in your eye?)))
((Updating from the emergency room is kinda tricky.))
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[6] You bash your head on the interior of the crane cab and use the ringing in your ears to ignore the music.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[4] You ignore the music for the most part, but decide to dance anyways.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND.[1]
LIKE A RECORD BABY. RIGHT ROUND ROUND."
LAZOR SPAZ WHILE DANCING TO AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT MUSIC TO WHAT'S PLAYING. SPASM UNCONTROLLABLY IN RAGE AT THE DICE FOR ALWAYS ROLLING FIVES WHEN MY OPPONENTS NEED TO DODGE. SCREAM EXTERNALLY.
"IT KEEPS HAPPENING. I TOLD YOU BRO, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DICE."
also abandon the hammerer and pledge to ao
"Oh great covert unseen Ao! Don't forget to modify the arena to screw over these other guys. Amen!"Spoiler (click to show/hide)
AO SUMMONS DYNAMIC SPIKES! THIS IS NOW THE MOST DANGEROUS DANCE CLUB IN THE WORLD!"Oh great covert unseen Ao! Don't forget to modify the arena to screw over these other guys. Amen!"Ao answers to prayers of his champion!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
MODIFY ARENA: Everybody who doesn't worship Ao will have unpleasant tendecy to find sharp spikes where they totally not want to find them. For example under their feet.
Yes. Preferably multiple unshielded reactors if I can attach more than one. The candy cane is indeed my gift.[3]
[3] You bless him with an extra ear. On his knee."To you my lord of nuclear hellfire I offer this death please grant me your blessing so I may claim more souls for you!"Bless this fleshbag with most beneficial of mutations.Spoiler: actions (click to show/hide)