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Finally... => Forum Games and Roleplaying => Topic started by: Furtuka on February 19, 2012, 09:59:32 pm

Title: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 19, 2012, 09:59:32 pm
This is a freeform game, inspired by the events known as The Great Forum Derp of 2012

     The people of Bay12 frantically chattered in the meeting room. The previous hour's events had brought despair and joy as the forums were returned to its healthy state. But the Bay12vers needed an explanation. What had caused this almost catastrophe?
 
    Suddenly, the large screen lit up. All fell silent as the Great Toady One made his proclamation.

    "Two and a half hours ago the Bay12 Forums suffered a major crash. This incident brought the server to it's knees and for a time, rolled it back to it's state of being from three years ago.    ...This was no mere crash gentledwarfs."

     A graph popped up on the screen.

     “Directly before the crash occurred, a timequake was detected, originating from the date of February 19th 2009. As you may have noticed, this also happened to be around the date that the forum rolled back to.  Evidence suggests that this quake was no accident. Readings indicate that a malicious entity was responsible for this occurrence. With the specific intent of permanent destruction of the forum!”

     A gasp rose up out of the crowd of forum goers

    “It is for this reason that I now give you this assignment.”

    A door opened up beneath the viewing screen. Those standing closest to it could see some sort of portal at the end of the corridor

   “Bay12vers, your mission, should you choose to accept it; is to travel back in time to the day of the quake. Once you have done so, you are to locate the source of the time quake, find out why and how did it cause this, and prevent it from doing any further harm to the forum.”

    “Good Luck Bay12vers, and may Armok bring you success in this endeavor.”
Title: Re: Travel trough time; Save the forum
Post by: Tidal on February 19, 2012, 10:04:01 pm
Will post more tomorrow.
Title: Re: Travel trough time; Save the forum
Post by: Skyrunner on February 19, 2012, 10:04:43 pm
"I am Skyrunner, and I shall join this adventure! Everyone with me, TO ARMS!"

I make sure I bring my debuggers, my surge graphs, and a good old sword.
Title: Re: Travel trough time; Save the forum
Post by: Loud Whispers on February 19, 2012, 10:05:50 pm
I shall whisper loudly in the plain light of the shadows.
Title: Re: Travel trough time; Save the forum
Post by: Aklyon on February 19, 2012, 10:07:28 pm
Alright, lets go!

I'll bring my chainmail  (and chainmail-making supplies) and a reusable way to summon the blast from my avatar in case we need a wide bombardment of lightning or magic.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum
Post by: Furtuka on February 19, 2012, 10:11:03 pm
I grab a Jian, a backpack full of generic supplies and note-taking stuff, and a special transmitter they'll allow those in range to access the networks of 2012 and filter out all my money to remove any of it that was produced after 2009.

"Let's do this!"

I charge into the portal
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 19, 2012, 10:13:34 pm
The Phantom walks forward, staff in hand book in the other.  He calmly strides through the portal, and on the other side is:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=74729.msg1999186#msg1999186

Spoiler: APOLOGYEDIT (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Skyrunner on February 19, 2012, 10:20:23 pm
And Pokeballs that integrate elven cage technology into a throwable, portable package, in case we need to catch bugs.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 19, 2012, 10:33:55 pm
I summon up my robes and wizard hat from the depths of my Kindle before pulling out the Necronomconion. I press the Home button on my kindle and it turns into a AK-47
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Coolnesstod on February 19, 2012, 10:40:44 pm
I Stand up and pull out my laptop and start up Df-Version Kill the elves and my laptop turns into a minigun. "Lets do this!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 19, 2012, 11:02:37 pm
While I examine the Space Adventure stuff I realize that I forgot to bring my chocolate bars.

Quickly I rush back through the portal to the present day and grab them. While I'm at it I stop by the newly made IT'S A BOMB forum game, snatch up the bomb , and take it with me, handing a duplicate over to the ninja's who try to steal it.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 19, 2012, 11:18:48 pm
I calmly set up a barrier and stride into the portal.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tiruin on February 19, 2012, 11:45:36 pm
"I am Tiruin, for Bay Twelve!"

I make sure to check supplies, rations, bow and arrow set, and teddy bear before striding through the portal.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Loud Whispers on February 20, 2012, 12:12:47 am
LW hesitates before stepping through. One last time to admire the universe as it was known.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 12:19:20 am
The Bay12ver's marched through the portal, and found themselves within the Space Adventure thread. Immediately their communicators began to beep.

"Hello? This is Threetoe. Do you hear me?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Loud Whispers on February 20, 2012, 12:20:12 am
Erm... Hello?
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 12:29:23 am
"Good! Toady's busy minimizing the damage. We've have already established contact with our past selves. We have Some special supplies packages hidden in the forum rules section. No one ever actual goes in there. Inside each package you'll find a chrono stabilizer to protect you from changes to the timeline, some dwarven armo, rations, and a disguise kit. After you've retrieved the supplies you are begin searching for clues as to the perpetrated of the great derp. Threetoe, Out
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 20, 2012, 12:30:54 am
The Phantom spoke up, "I'm sorry, but I routed the portal to the wrong place on accident, we're two years away from our target." 
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 12:34:11 am
"What"

"What"

Various other Bay12vers chimed in.

"What"

                         "What".                     
   "What"

"what"

"WHAT"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tiruin on February 20, 2012, 12:44:16 am
"B-but-...I read go to the rules section..." Tiruin says. "Is time that relative?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 20, 2012, 12:50:17 am
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll try to make one that goes to the right place! In the mean time why don't you have some yogurt?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Coolnesstod on February 20, 2012, 12:51:03 am
"Um guys, were 2 years away from the time we were meant to be at, do you know what that means? We Have 2 Years to prepare for this, lets get all Dorfy and Set up a base."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 20, 2012, 12:53:28 am
"No, we're two years after the time we're supposed to aim for. We don't need to base up here, before it is what you're thinking of."

I heft my chainmail and thwack the portal until it makes an older sound, and set it slightly better on target. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=34637.0) Then I put it back on so that its lighter, and walk through it.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 12:58:45 am
I walk Into the portal and start heading to the rules and guidelines thread to pick up the equipment.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Skyrunner on February 20, 2012, 10:02:06 am
"Still off," I say. "The exact time is February 18th 2009...."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 20, 2012, 10:10:25 am
"Well I don't exactly have the tools to fix it, and percussive maintenence only works so well. being within the same year is more than I'd expected, really"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Skyrunner on February 20, 2012, 10:12:06 am
"Okay, let's backwalk through time to Feb."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 20, 2012, 10:47:26 am
"Well, I'm not sure if that's entirely feasible," gurgled Edio. "Does time work like that?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 10:48:11 am
""Records indicate that there was a Chrononauts game going on at arond this time. We could stop by over there"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 20, 2012, 11:08:08 am
Edio hops over to the Rules section and grabs a set of supplies.

"Chrononauts?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 11:10:53 am
"Some sort of time travel themed card game. Probably won't work now that I think about it. The game is geared around some very specific events in history"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 11:25:49 am
(sorry about derp, got to stop wishing for the past to come back)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 11:33:47 am
(-_-)

"I'll go see if I can snag some equipment from over there and cobble together a low scale portal using it and the spare chrono stabilizers"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 11:51:53 am
(can I play? I know how to get to feburary 2009. or is this a pre 2010 user game?)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 11:52:34 am
(???wha? it's freeform, anyone can play. I see no reason not to)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 20, 2012, 11:54:24 am
"Huh. I guess I'll keep a lookout for quantum zombies." Edio makes vague stabbing motions with a spear in the general direction of the lower forums.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 12:01:38 pm
*points at the lower forums* there are thread there that end out right onto our target date! but be warry 2009 is full of strange evils.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 12:04:45 pm
"Good, I can use them as an anchor to target the portal on."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Armok on February 20, 2012, 12:08:26 pm
Umm, guys, that date is about two moths before the lockdown of Various Nonsense- at the height of it's Fall! What happened here is obvious, and without the key that I, as one of it's secret guardians, posses your quest is futile!

We will also need large amounts of Elder Knowledge(tm), are there actually any ancients in this thread other than me?
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Skyrunner on February 20, 2012, 12:11:29 pm
"Nope," I say. "Recently, one of the other Ancient Bay12ers retired to an island of no internets, and I am very young. As in 2010-young."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 12:11:57 pm
"You seem to be the oldest one here right now, but mcclay has the Necronomicon on his kindle. Does that count?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 20, 2012, 12:25:10 pm
We've got debuggers, surge graphs, a good old sword, a loud whisper in the plain light of the shadows, a Jian, a backpack full of generic supplies and note-taking stuff, a special transmitter they'll allow those in range to access the networks of 2012, Elven Cage Pokeballs, robes, wizard hat, Necronomicon (Kindle edition), a minigun laptop, the ITS A BOMB, rations and other supplies, archery equipment, teddy bear, chainmail & supplies, and a lightning magic bombardment targeting system, but no Elder Knowledge besides you, Armok.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Armok on February 20, 2012, 12:32:07 pm
Sounds like we are severely underequipped for a task of this magnitude.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 12:35:19 pm
I've got elder knowledge... raises hand tennativly, in fact I'm more elder then Armok by 2 whole months...(not origional account that was derped out by stupidity)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 12:38:33 pm
"wha?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Skyrunner on February 20, 2012, 12:41:05 pm
Maybe I should fetch the d3 and also a receipt of division by zero.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 12:49:47 pm
(Yeah my origional account has a last page post in 2008) We could try going back further there are some weapon stockpiles in the last page, but it has the worst troll to see the forum as well... he raged about Armok and got banned! *Looks at Armok* you might trigger him to attack.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 20, 2012, 12:52:48 pm
"I doubt theres a troll thats lightning-proof around there, though we'd need a fairly unnessesary thread to draw him into first."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 12:57:55 pm
He mute dodged as well and claimed to be banhammer proof, I dont know if lightning will even phase him... >_< maybe we should avoid him if we can, there are threads where he didnt make appearance.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 01:03:37 pm
"Er sure."

I finish making the portal.

"Now come on guy's."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 01:12:03 pm
*points* what time is it? (that post is safe(nastaga @ rickvoid I miss his presece in my games))
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 20, 2012, 01:12:40 pm
"Arright. I guess we should just... walk on in? Hopefully, Necro isn't around this time period. That would be horrible."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 01:13:47 pm
"Please don't diss people. Anyways the portal is geared to somewhere around here"

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=30921.msg431480#msg431480
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 20, 2012, 01:48:57 pm
"Not dissing anyone! My moist skin just doesn't mix well with Magma!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 01:55:59 pm
Walks through the portal and disappears, seamingly not making it to the other side.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 20, 2012, 02:12:52 pm
"That... doesn't look particularly safe."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 02:18:43 pm
"Portals are suppose to work that way. Here if it bother's you, I'll send a camera to the other side"

I punt a camera with a wire connecting it to a nearbye monitor through the portal
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 02:22:19 pm
*shows up on other side monitor* (doesnt look quite like she did on this side)
*waves*
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 02:23:59 pm
"seems that the portals giving off a bit of discharge based on how rarborman's hair is sticking up"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 20, 2012, 02:31:49 pm
"I have an idea! Do portals conserve momentum?"

Stepping back a bit, Edio throws their spear through the portal.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 02:33:02 pm
"I think they do yeah,"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 20, 2012, 02:33:08 pm
"I hope rarborman isn't in the way..."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 20, 2012, 02:34:48 pm
"Oh, chances are, it wouldn't hurt 'im."

Edio looks at the monitor to assure that the spear passed through safely.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 02:42:50 pm
"...Lets just go through the portal now. Unless someone has a Majoras's Mask cartridge that we can use to upgrade the Chrono Stabilizers, we shouldn't dilly dally so much"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 20, 2012, 03:05:11 pm
"As this chap says. Onward!"

Edio leaps through the portal and grabs the spear that fell a few inches away from Rarborman.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 03:06:52 pm
I head into the portal
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 03:09:32 pm
At themention of a Mjora's Mask card Mcclay rasises his hand. "I have one that I can summon up, it's just a little bit haunted."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 03:10:09 pm
"No. You should not do that"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 03:14:20 pm
"I've already beaten it once and the Ben Drowned kid isn't so bad. He stalks you saying weird shit until I slap his hax00ring ass back down. Occsanily I'll wake up with idoits with moons on their robrs trying to drown me but then I just summon a Night Gaunt and smack a ho."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 03:15:34 pm
"...haunted ones won't work. Too much corruption"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 20, 2012, 03:19:56 pm
I go through as well.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 03:23:24 pm
"Ah,makes sense. You know what's great about the Kindle Necronomciom. I can summon any charcter that has been in a bool,ever. I mean it costs money but as long as I don't summon The Doctor I'll be fine. I can also download charcters from other mediums off the Internet, though that is a bit risky, as the caetridge I am holding right now testfies."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 03:24:33 pm
"Uh just go channel super detective powers or something. We need to start looking for clues.

Armok you've been around the longest, do you see anything unusual?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 03:31:57 pm
(she stands there unusualy calm in unusual time, unusually looking around)
wat Im not doing ne thing, y u look @ me?
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 03:33:40 pm
"You forgot to turn on your chronostabilizer didn't you?"

I walk over and activate raborman's stabilizer

"You have to keep it active at all times, or you'll start regressing"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 03:38:54 pm
*rarborman flickers darkly*
Yes, this will do, glares at present company.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 03:39:38 pm
Mcclay hurriedly turns on his chornostablizer. "Dear god I was terrible when I first came one here."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 03:40:53 pm
*rarborman flickers darkly*
Yes, this will do, glares at present company.


(I can't tell what part of that post was meant to be action, what part was meant to be speech, and what part was meant to be thoughts)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 20, 2012, 03:44:17 pm
"I should probably turn mine on as well," Edio glances at McClay. "Wait. You mentioned... The Doctor?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 03:46:49 pm
*stares down furtoola*
"Quite."
(uses confusing symbols and lack of to confuse Furshooto)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 03:48:12 pm
Mcclay turns to Edio "You must be tripping balls if you think I have enough money to summon The Doctor. I would probably have to sell  all of my limbs just to get a quarter of the money needed to summon him, and don't even get me started on the Homestuck charcters."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 03:53:02 pm
"okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay then.   We need to decide how to start searching for clues."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 03:54:26 pm
Mcclay rasies his hand "I could summon Sherlock Holmes."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 03:57:50 pm
"You do that. We'll also need a team to search through the Various Nonsense forum. I nominate Armok, rarborman, and Aklyon"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 04:01:01 pm
As Mcclay summons the good detective he says, "Actually switch Aklyon out with me, I've alsways wanted to go to VN, chat up Janet and Tack and the others. Might be some fun, eh?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 04:01:22 pm
"Okay"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 20, 2012, 04:05:49 pm
"Eh, not precisely useful."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 04:06:24 pm
"hm?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Armok on February 20, 2012, 04:21:57 pm
*Armok appears to be frozen. Meanwhile various clothing, hairstyles, even scars and injuries flickering in and out of existence in a seizure-inducing way*
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 04:22:53 pm
"crap"

I walk over to Armok and start fiddling with his stabilizer until he turns back to normal
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 20, 2012, 04:25:21 pm
What do I do, then?
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 04:27:27 pm
"We'll take General discussion and the Forum Games areas. Edio, Skyliner and Loud Whispers can go to the Upper Boards"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 04:29:12 pm
"Armok, you think we will get sucked into the RP setting you guys had down here. I think meeting a pissed off Janet demon is inclimal to our health."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 04:32:06 pm
I')) take forum games, I know my way around there better then the rest of you, I think I should go alone I dont want anyone to follow me.
*walks off to the lower past boards>
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 04:33:40 pm
"...we are gonna have to keep an eye on em. I think the portal might have messed with their head"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 04:35:02 pm
Mcclay narrows his eyes at Rabor before turning back to the group. "Something's wrong with her. Aklyon and Fur should follow her. I doubt we will find any clues in the swirling mess that was VN so we'll be down there soon. Good luck."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 04:37:44 pm
I take out the disguise kits.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 04:59:31 pm
"Do we really need disguises? I think my robes will protect me just fine."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 05:02:41 pm
The Communicator's start beeping

"This is Threetoe again. I forgot to mention that you should try to minimize contact with the contemporary Bay12vers, and don't interfere with the timeline too much. If you overdo it you could cause another timequake."

"What he said. Also rarborman seemed pretty adamant on not having us follow her, so Ak and I'll will probably need the disguises so she doesn't notice us"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 20, 2012, 05:03:32 pm
I add more chainmail, enough to hide who I am from the contemporaries.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 05:04:13 pm
"Right, I wasn't even here yet so this should be real FUN."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 05:04:54 pm
I put on a big floppy hat, and an opera mask along with a cloak.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 05:06:11 pm
Mcclay looks at Furtuka "Yeah, that's not suspicous at alllllll..."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 05:07:58 pm
"We're in a forum. All sorts of weird avatar outfits abound"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Skyrunner on February 20, 2012, 05:16:03 pm
"I don't need disguise. This is one year prior to my appearance on the Bay12 forums..."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 05:17:08 pm
"Same here, but if someone sees us, and remembers who we are and what we look like, it could cause a time paradox!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Armok on February 20, 2012, 05:17:21 pm
"... The hell just happened? This is a BAD sign, I'm supposed to be achronic... It might mean a second dimension of metatime has been added, our equipment isn't made to handle that.... Is it?

Anyway, yes, we almost certainly will be sucked into the RP setting. Good news thou, me shamelessly godmoding was a fairly large and stable part of it... I should pretty much be in full control. Hopefully. Sigh, if only Strife was here..."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 05:21:03 pm
"We're gonna piss Janet off, I just know it. Then we're gonna lose our limbs and shit. Shiiiiiiiitttttttttt man."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 20, 2012, 05:22:46 pm
"I'm somewhat more interested in avoiding VN than I was before now."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 05:24:11 pm
"I find myself mildly intrigued, out of curiosity's sake. What exactly was going on with the penguin stuff? I've heard people mention it before,"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 05:25:01 pm
"You mean the Penguin Mafia, they were really big back in the day. Also I think Janet mostly hanged out in FG&RP, I think."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 05:26:09 pm
"Anything else we should know about?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 05:30:29 pm
"Everything's going crazy, in the RP setting the Space Marines are out in force and Armok is a black cat god of blood."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 20, 2012, 05:30:41 pm
"Eh, the Upper Forums? That's mostly unknown territory for me. But I have the perfect disguise!"

Edio morphs into a wasp. No one will suspect them!
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 05:41:54 pm
"Everybody ready?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 05:44:43 pm
"Yup"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 20, 2012, 05:52:06 pm
"Sure."
I pick up a sword from the supplies.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 06:05:14 pm
"Alright everyone move out! We'll meet up back here in 2 hours. Make sure to use your communicator and report to the rest of us if any of you find anything."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 20, 2012, 06:34:49 pm
"Aye aye!" cries Edio as they salute with a articulated limb.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 07:27:48 pm
I head out and start to trail rarborman
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 20, 2012, 07:51:31 pm
The Phantom follows quietly behind the group, staying just out of sight.  Suddenly a dark figure appears behind him. 

Did you successfully mislead them?

"No, my master, the attempt was too obvious, I shall try to be more subtle in the future."

Do you know what I think?  I think you didn't even try, I think you just messed something up.

"No-no-no-nonsense!  I was being deliberate!"

You had better been.

And with those final words, the user slunk back off into the shadows, Phantom pulled the mask away from his face for a few moments and wiped sweat away.  He would have to do better next time.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 08:06:58 pm
TIME SKIP

Everyone arrived at their destinations
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 08:23:54 pm
Mcclay walked slowly through VN, marveling at the buzz of activity that filled the air.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 08:37:51 pm
Furtuka and Ak continued to trail rarborman
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 20, 2012, 08:44:48 pm
Phantom continued to trail Furtaka and Ak






Torak continued to follow Phantom.




Wait, what?




Suddenly Furtaka and Ak hear a loud scream from behind.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 08:45:18 pm
I turn around and draw my Jian!
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tiruin on February 20, 2012, 08:55:48 pm
"Is it just me, or did timezones come into effect. I swear I was doing something before this."

". . . Hello?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 08:57:53 pm
(just auto assign yourself to one of the groups :P)

We run in the direction of the scream
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 09:00:57 pm
( I belive Raborman, me and Armok were searching VN. You can come along with Armok and me.)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 20, 2012, 09:02:55 pm
You see before you a golden @ sign gnawing somehow on the leg of the Phantom, who is beating it repeatedly with his large tome.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 09:05:16 pm
I run at the @ and start trying to slash at it
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 20, 2012, 09:07:19 pm
I stab Phantom Library in the @ symbol.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tiruin on February 20, 2012, 09:11:26 pm
(Follow Mcclay's group)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 20, 2012, 09:17:12 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 20, 2012, 09:27:13 pm
The universe, not sure where an @ symbol is located on the human anatomy, instead directs your attack at the convenient @ symbol next to the Phantom, which screams out in pain and hops away on its lower (and only) leg.

"Thank you, both of you."  He puffs, "I think that that was Torak, or what's left of him now."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 09:27:37 pm
"What's a Torak?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 20, 2012, 09:32:27 pm
"The diety of typos, similar to Armok, but less powerful, and well known."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 09:33:00 pm
"It must have been drawn by rarborman's recent behavior!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 11:03:34 pm
*reappears* "Wat happend here?" (a dankloud is visible behind her forthe breifest secont) "Were you just folowing me?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 11:04:59 pm
"uuuuhhhhhhhh...              no?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 11:11:00 pm
*her eyes flikher with iner ragge* "YU lie"?

(suddenlly fenrir is visable watching them but quickly disappears) "damn he must have followed me?!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 11:22:47 pm
"More god stalkers?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 20, 2012, 11:23:56 pm
"Lightning would light up that cloud quite nicely..."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 11:28:17 pm
(fenrir most noteable 4 'leaving to never come back' more times then anyone else) "I taught I lost him in that spam for sure"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 20, 2012, 11:32:35 pm
(bluh I hate it when I lock the topic on accident)

" ..? Are you okey? You've been acting kinda strange every since you went through the portal."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 20, 2012, 11:44:39 pm
"Never better, never better."
(seems she is glowing with omnomnomous inner light)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 11:58:04 pm
Mcclay looked down from VN's balacony to the scene below at FG&RP. He went on to his Kindle and drew out two handheld vox casters. He threw one down to Furtuka yelling"Catch!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 21, 2012, 12:01:45 am
I look p and shout to Mcclay

"What the heck is this?!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 21, 2012, 12:08:50 am
"It's a Vox Caster fuckass. iT's like a walkie talkie but better, use it contact me without drawing attention like we're doing now. put it in your ear."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 21, 2012, 09:28:51 am
I put it in my ear
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 21, 2012, 09:30:21 am
;P thats right you do.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 21, 2012, 09:37:38 am
"So why are you glowing rarborman?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 21, 2012, 09:45:16 am
(stops glowing) "whos glowing? I certainly am not, and definetly doesnt have anything to do with temporal manipulation." <.<   >.>
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 21, 2012, 09:55:34 am
"..."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 21, 2012, 03:32:43 pm
"But glowing is healthy! For the soul!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Armok on February 21, 2012, 03:46:09 pm
*A black cat appears, it has red glowing eyes*

"Found it. Those heading to the VN, come with me into this portal. Remember this environment is high RP, and temporally unstable, so stay in character at all times and for all that is vile Stay on guard. Before going, makesure to say your godbyes... you might not come back. "

Heads into a portal on a large cyberpunkish machine.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 21, 2012, 03:47:00 pm
"In what time period is glowing healthy?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Skyrunner on February 21, 2012, 03:52:04 pm
I throw a Elven Cage-ball at the @ and catch it. For later.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 21, 2012, 04:02:22 pm
I pull out a UV light and shove it in rarborman's face
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 21, 2012, 05:59:14 pm
"Well, where I'm from, it generally means someone cast a beneficial spell on you! Plus, it's glowing. It can't be all that bad."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 21, 2012, 06:58:17 pm
"It is when said glowing happens to be "omnomnomous" glowing"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 21, 2012, 07:05:02 pm
"Well as long as there aren't any 'Ommmminous hummmm...'s pointed at us, we should be ominously fine."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 21, 2012, 07:47:35 pm
Furtuka hears Mcclay very nearly shouting in his ear "We found the portal to the RP setting,communcation might be sketchy at times but  I'll try to check back in with you when I get through. Stay clam and don't die." After that cheerful message Mcclay follows Armok through the portal.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 21, 2012, 07:57:08 pm
"omnominous glowing, I like the sound of that."
*Begins to look around for food*
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 21, 2012, 07:58:43 pm
"Your Care-Package should have rations in it"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 21, 2012, 09:42:24 pm
The Phantom reached into his Care-Package and began to root around.  Suddenly package sucked him inside of itself and closed with a satisfied slurp.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 21, 2012, 09:46:27 pm
"Someone's been reading discworld"

I carefully nudge the package open with my Jian
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 21, 2012, 10:00:53 pm
*The package blows a razzberry at you and closes again*
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 21, 2012, 10:02:01 pm
Edio jumps at the pack and reaches in, grabbing for Phantom! To the rescuuuue!
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 21, 2012, 10:05:02 pm
It is dark inside the package, you hear a voice whisper: "You are likely to be eaten by a grue."  You can almost feel sharp, deadly teeth about to crunch down upon you.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 21, 2012, 10:06:45 pm
"..."

I pull out my own care package and hit Phantoms care package with it
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 21, 2012, 10:17:56 pm
I smack furtuka's care package to add more force to it.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tiruin on February 21, 2012, 10:31:58 pm
Tiruin shrugs, and follows after Armok through the portal.

"RP, eh?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 21, 2012, 10:37:46 pm
The package opens up at the last moments and swallows Furtaka's pack which joins Phantom, Edio, and the grue in their delightful game of cards within the pack.
The grue is winning, Furtaka's pack soon catches up to second place, and Phantom remains in last.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 21, 2012, 10:38:37 pm
I feed a flashlight to the package to scare the grue away
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 21, 2012, 10:39:56 pm
Mcclay nods to Tirun "Yea, they had a big RP setting going back in the day. A lot of crazy shit happned there. It might be useful to meet up with Little and Janet, considering they were some of the key players. Janet was kind an isane, lesbian, demon thing though...
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tiruin on February 21, 2012, 10:45:44 pm
Tiruin nodded back.

"Well, all the more fun for us all then. Not meaning anything to the demon thing, that is. Who else is coming?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 21, 2012, 10:49:31 pm
"Armok is coming with us, being quite a key player in this timeline, in fact a lotof the shit that went down here was because of him... I only read Janet's Hotel so he will be able to tell you more about the setting so dirct any questions to him."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 21, 2012, 11:02:54 pm
The grue runs off into the shadows of meta-knowledge and shadowy-ness.  The Phantom takes his winnnings.  He takes Furtuka's pack's too.  It's not like it cares. 
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 21, 2012, 11:04:31 pm
"Aklyon? Break out the magical girl beams"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tiruin on February 21, 2012, 11:06:14 pm
"Alright then, I'll do so when we go through first. T'would be a good cover, I think, being the curious one."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 21, 2012, 11:06:55 pm
For some reason The Phantom begins to grow nervous.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 21, 2012, 11:18:54 pm
"Alright."
I take out the aiming device, aim it at the package, and from above comes this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbFTE_xU1eM)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 21, 2012, 11:20:20 pm
"Very nice. But I actually meant to aim it at the package"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 21, 2012, 11:21:01 pm
"Ah. Let me nudge that over a bit..."
(fixed the link above)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 22, 2012, 08:26:33 am
"Well, that rescue didn't go as I planned. How are we supposed to get out, then?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 22, 2012, 08:48:14 am
"If the magical girl lasers don't work; then I'll activate THE BOMB and feed it to the package monter."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 22, 2012, 10:49:30 am
((I think I'm gonna PM Janet, Luke, Little and a few others from back in the day to see if they want to joins this. It is kind of their setting we're running amuck in.))
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Armok on February 22, 2012, 12:43:37 pm
((Good idea... Umm, I'm actually kind of at a loss abut what's supposed to happen next, other than us arriving at the mobile fortress.))
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 22, 2012, 12:55:04 pm
((Wait, NME's fortress or some other idoits fortress?))
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Armok on February 22, 2012, 03:16:05 pm
((probably NME's one but not obviusly))
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 22, 2012, 04:52:24 pm
((At risk of sounding out-of-the-know, what exactly was VN?))
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 22, 2012, 05:22:05 pm
The smoke finally clears away from the pack, which is now sitting on top of a small pillar in the middle of a giant crater.  The bag looks miffed and spits Edio, The Phantom, and Furtaka's pack out. 
Fifteen feet to the ground.
The pack looks very self-satisfied.

"Ooooooow." The Phantom moaned as he massaged his head.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 22, 2012, 05:25:01 pm
"Sorry 'bout the hole, but you guys asked..."

((Various nonsense. the original lower forum.))
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 22, 2012, 05:26:40 pm
"Everyone in one piece?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 22, 2012, 06:02:19 pm
"I think so.  How are we going to get that down from there?  Anybody got a long pole or... wait... I have a staff don't I?  Heh, heh... yeah." The Phantom uses his staff to pull the pack down.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 22, 2012, 06:10:49 pm
"Throw a pokeball at it."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 22, 2012, 06:24:15 pm
"I don't have any on me. Sky?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 22, 2012, 06:26:10 pm
((If you aren't able to come up with something for what happens at the fortress, I can go and stick in a plot event))

"What if it just eats the pokeball?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 22, 2012, 06:32:17 pm
"Then we have Ak fire more lasers to get its hp down."

((Oh, I'll think of something if nobody else does. Heheheh.))
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 22, 2012, 06:35:53 pm
Edio throws a spear at the pack!
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 22, 2012, 06:50:55 pm
"Sounds like a decent plan to me, though I'd expect more DAMAGE and crater if we did that again."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 22, 2012, 06:57:59 pm
((I PM'ed Luke and Nuke and will PM Janet andittle when they are on so you might want to wait.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 22, 2012, 07:28:17 pm
The spinning spear strikes the pack in the upper body and bounces off, tearing an inestimable hole in the +Nylon+!

The pack has become enraged at all enemies!

The package is paralyzed!


Meanwhile below...

"Good point, you have a better idea?
Maybe a watered down version?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 22, 2012, 07:46:19 pm
"I'd need a separate aiming device for that. Rather hard to adjust this at all without supplies, except in the overcharging direction of probably not at all what you want."
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 22, 2012, 07:49:14 pm
"How about we get a grappling hook. And then I'll climb up, arm THE BOMB, and feed it to the package?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 22, 2012, 07:51:20 pm
"That works."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 22, 2012, 08:32:44 pm
"I could try to magic up a hook, I've dabbled a bit."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 23, 2012, 10:49:06 am
((bump))
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: rarborman on February 23, 2012, 10:51:38 am
"Oh no! Timequake!? Wait, its just a bump."
;P
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 23, 2012, 10:56:20 am
"Hey, look, that bump knocked the pack off its perch."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 23, 2012, 05:03:38 pm
As everyone else try's to figure out what to do with the pack, I look at the various passerbys. There's some guy in a trench coat, a weasel, a robot, a guy dressed as Dave Strider-

Wait a second. Homestuck didn't even start until two months from now!

"Hey! You with the Strider avatar!"

The guy try's to make a run for it
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 23, 2012, 05:19:52 pm
The Phantom attempts to tackle him, since, obviously if Furtaka's yelling for him then he needs to stop.  Unfortunately, since The Phantom is both twenty feet away and does not possess incredible jumping skills he falls a tad short.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 23, 2012, 07:05:42 pm
I begin running after the guy who heads for the exit leading to the forum index
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 23, 2012, 07:15:56 pm
The Phantom has a bright idea.  He runs over and picks up the backpack and with a mighty toss; throws it in the direction of the running man.  Whom it swallows.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 23, 2012, 07:32:03 pm
"Way to go, now how are we supposed to get him out?"

((I now realize why I'm so bad at freeform games: I can't do anything without worrying that I'm god-modding.))
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 23, 2012, 07:38:43 pm
I stab the backpack and shake it around until he comes out.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 23, 2012, 07:45:16 pm
The backpack spits out a wad of something sticky into Aklyon's face and blows another raspberry before dumping the man out on top of him.


((Just set limits for yourself ahead of time, that's what I do. Until I decide to ignore them in the name of funny (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfFunny).  Also, correct me if I'm wrong about this, but only control the characters that you've created.  You probably already know that though.))
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 23, 2012, 08:02:38 pm
I walk torwards the man and-

"What the heck!!!!!!"


(http://i.imgur.com/MWZmG.png)

A ninja wearing metal boxing gloves and a troll mask jumps down out of the sky and slings the man over his shoulder.

He runs at an amazingly fast speed in the direction of Various nonsense
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 23, 2012, 08:19:01 pm
"We could fire at him, maybe. Probably not very time-safe though, considering what threetoe said before"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 23, 2012, 08:32:09 pm
I yell into the Vox thingy and the communicators.

"Armok!, Tiruin!, Mcclay! There's a ninja in a troll mask heading in your direction! Block him off and try to capture him!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Aklyon on February 23, 2012, 08:37:42 pm
"Don't forget about how he's got someone with him with a Strider avatar"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 23, 2012, 08:38:02 pm
"That too!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 23, 2012, 08:46:06 pm
"You know, if this wasn't Bay12 I probably wouldn't have believed you when you said that a ninja in a troll mask has taken a Homestuck fan hostage."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 23, 2012, 08:48:04 pm
"Did you ever manage to capture that @?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 23, 2012, 08:48:52 pm
"Sky got it in a pokeball."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 23, 2012, 08:54:00 pm
"Perchance we can use it against this guy? I wonder if it can track."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 23, 2012, 09:12:30 pm
"Well, I know it can clone itself and use flame attacks.  Other than that I don't know what kind of powers it has."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 23, 2012, 09:21:45 pm
"I suppose there's only one way to find out, then."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 24, 2012, 07:57:11 am
"Are you it'll be able to track something that doesn't make typos?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Armok on February 24, 2012, 10:20:40 am
"Ok, I've changed the destination of the Forth Wall Drill, that's the big portal machine here, if we can trick it through the portal I should be able to godmod it freely! "
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 24, 2012, 04:00:22 pm
"You mean the ninja?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Armok on February 24, 2012, 04:29:11 pm
"Oh. Yea, good point. It's not very likely to happen unless we invoke conservation of ninjutsu... yez, if we converse with the natives we'll really have to watch these anachronistic terms."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 24, 2012, 04:32:15 pm
"Well try to take the Strider cosplayer back from him, at the very minimum."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 24, 2012, 06:29:10 pm
The team at various nonsense sees an approaching dustcloud on the horizon, as it gets closer they see that it's the ninja
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 26, 2012, 12:43:41 am
"Well, if its that fast then it's got to make a few spelling errors here and there.  Might be worth a shot."  The Phantom sneaks over to Skyrunner, who seems to have fallen asleep at this point, and surreptitiously takes the pokeball causing a slight bump along the way.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 26, 2012, 12:50:24 am
I snatch up a vehicle from one of the nearbye forum games.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 26, 2012, 12:53:15 am
The Phantom tosses the pokeball into the air.  "Torak! I choose YOU!" and in a small blaze of color the golden @ sign pops out.  Experimentally the Phantom proclaims; "Torak! Use Surf!" and hops onto his back.  Immediately Torak begins to surf the web like a jetski.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 26, 2012, 01:10:36 am
Some how Torak and the Bay12vers manage to catch up the the ninja.

The ninja turns around.

A sound is heard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrS523dOHU4)
(http://i.imgur.com/7EoNF.png)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 26, 2012, 01:36:32 am
Torak! Use Flame Thrower!

((Darn it, I was making that image, but you beat me too it.))
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 26, 2012, 12:13:59 pm
The wild TROLLJA evaded the attack!

The wild TROLLJA used Dizzy Punch!
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 26, 2012, 12:26:37 pm
From off to the side you hear "Dalek, I choose you!" Mcclay's Kindle shoots out a beam of light and a Dalek joins the fray! "Dalek use Hyper Beam!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Tidal on February 26, 2012, 12:27:50 pm
Edio would send out a critter to join the fray, but that would be against League standards! This battle is simply unbalanced!
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 26, 2012, 12:32:12 pm
The wild Trollja sends out COSPLAYER.

COSPLAYER used taunt!
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 26, 2012, 12:33:53 pm
DALEK uses HYPER BEAM on the COSPLAYER.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 26, 2012, 01:57:41 pm
It's Super Effective!

The Wild TROLLJA's COSPLAYER fainted!

Wild TROLLJA fled!
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 26, 2012, 01:59:04 pm
"Dalek, catch that Troll."
"EX-TERMINATE!"
The Dalek shoots at the Troll.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 26, 2012, 02:18:52 pm
There is no target! The TROLLJA has already fled!
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 26, 2012, 02:19:24 pm
The Dalek chases him.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 26, 2012, 02:23:02 pm
The Dalek suddenly stops and falls over. "Please insert $0.50 to continue!". Flashes on it

I go up to the cosploayer.

"Okay, who wants to interrogate this guy?"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 26, 2012, 02:48:00 pm
Without a moments notice Torak jumps on the Cosplayer's head in glee and begins to chew.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 26, 2012, 02:50:54 pm
"Okay what the fuck did you idoits do to m- oh fuck he was a sample!." Mcclay punts the Toark off the coplayer head and has the Kindle go to sword mode. He puts the blade right next to his crotch and says "Tell me everything or you'll never have kids, ever."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 26, 2012, 02:57:10 pm
The cosplayer freaks out

"The boss told me to go and put this one box in the Mafia area that's all! Please don't hurt me!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 26, 2012, 03:10:46 pm
"Which thread?"  The Phantom asks, actually pulling off being menacing due to the shadow from his hood and his mask.  "What was in the box, you probably don't know do you Scum!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 26, 2012, 03:11:35 pm
"I don't know! I just threw the box into a random link!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 26, 2012, 03:38:15 pm
"I think you're lying Pokemon Cosplayer! tell us the truth!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 26, 2012, 03:41:31 pm
"I'm a Homestuck cosplayer not a Pokemon one! And I honestly don't know!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 26, 2012, 03:44:10 pm
"Like that makes a difference! You are accused of lying, lurking and avoiding answering questions!  Defend yourself scum or be lynched!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 26, 2012, 03:47:36 pm
"Ok! Ok! How about this! I'll tell you who the-"

A beeping noise comes from his pocket

"Oh crap"

A wormhole of some sort forms in his pocket. The Cosplayer implodes, nearly taking Torak with him.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 26, 2012, 04:15:38 pm
"Darn," the Phantom says, "Cut off by the oldest trick in the book... An implosion grenade...  Oh, the shame. Any bets that the package is something similar?"

Torak hops out of the way just in time.  Pitiful mortals, how dare they capture him and then use him to battle and nearly kill him afterwards, but now he was Free!  Freeeee!  Oh, wait, no he isn't, he still has to obey their commands.  Shoot.
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 26, 2012, 04:28:16 pm
"Most likely. We better hurry and find it."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 26, 2012, 04:39:08 pm
Hhhm, I know that the very first mafia game ever held was on the day of the quake maybe we should head there. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=30414.165)
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 28, 2012, 07:01:47 pm
"Okay lets go"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 28, 2012, 07:22:48 pm
The Phantom waves his arms around in a mysterious manner (that actually has nothing to do with summoning a portal), stamped his heels twice, (which didn't either) and stuck out his tongue, (which did) and so stepped forward.

The moment they stepped out of the portal a penguin with a laurel and golden rod ran up and yelled "THE THREAD'S GONNA DIE!!!"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 28, 2012, 07:23:22 pm
I poke the penguin
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 28, 2012, 07:27:05 pm
The penguin looks very offended, what is your reason for pointing a finger of suspicion at me Mysterious Man In a Hat?  Pointing an FoS at someone without explaining yourself is very scummy!
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 28, 2012, 07:51:45 pm
"Poking Penguins is fun"
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 28, 2012, 09:01:08 pm
"Well I don't think it is!  Penguin Mafia Powers Activate!"  Suddenly he rises up into the air, glowing and a group of similar looking penguins, each with it's own adornments appears.  Several of them aim loaded weapons at you.  The penguin smiles a snarky smile and proclaims: "The end of the day has come, prepare to be lynched scum."

The Phantom turns to Furtaka and says, "Yeah, I guess I should have warned you about this, you have to be careful what you say and do in the middle of a mafia game."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 28, 2012, 09:03:29 pm
"Uh I'm not a hostile. I'm a...               uh private investigator, I've arrived here because we have reason to believe that someone has planted a very dangerous bomb somewhere on the premisses. And sorry for poking you. It's just that penguins look so wobbly..."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: mcclay on February 28, 2012, 09:14:06 pm
"Oh shit son, I wonder if Multiworld Madness was running around this time..."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 28, 2012, 09:16:45 pm
"I believe it was."
Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Phantom of The Library on February 28, 2012, 09:30:05 pm
The penguin floats back down to the ground, "Oh, so you're a cop then?  Well we managed to lynch one of the mafia members yesterday," he gestures with his flipper towards a body covered in multiple wounds and was somehow saying the word "BAH!" over and over again despite it's apparent dead-ness.  "Tonight you can use your night power to investigate one of us and see if we're scum or townie.  I personally think you should investigate wehtamjd92 over there, we all think he seems really suspicious, but since we have a cop now we can make sure."

Title: Re: Travel through time; Save the forum (freeform)
Post by: Furtuka on February 28, 2012, 09:35:38 pm
"Uh, ok but first me and my partners need to locate the bomb start searching guys"