Post by: quinnr on July 03, 2012, 11:26:40 pm
You can act either once every 24 hours (determined by midnight, MST), or once everyone else has acted. There is a star next to your name in the OP if you may not act at this time. You may state intent or speak as much as you'd like, otherwise.
Oh my. It appears the owner of your kennel has been arrested for murder, animal cruelty, and excessive jaywalking! Unfortunately, being a cat, you have been completely forgotten and abandoned. In order to survive, however, you and the other kitties in your Cat Cult sat and prayed to Mewthifur to release you from your prison. During the next night, the door on your cage has opened, and you and four other kitties have been set free. Now you must face the challenge of.. survival.
You have 9 kitty lives, but if your death is something absurd, like getting steamrolled, you can lose multiple lives at once due to sciency metaphysical damage overflow or something like that.
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Post by: Yoink on July 03, 2012, 11:36:31 pm
Additional details: An old, scruffy-looking black cat with a taste for Olde English poetry and a history that's darker than his fur. Once learned to sing under the tutelage of a kindly old brothel owner, but some years later lost his beautiful tenor voice due to his laryngectomy operation. He was a terrible chain-smoker, you see, a terrible affliction for a cat. Since losing his larynx he sounds a bit like Darth Vader, only... Meowing.
((Wait, does 'Ever-Shedding' count as an adjective? I could probably think of something better if need be.))
Post by: quinnr on July 04, 2012, 12:03:32 am
Name: Balakoj the Ever-Shedding.
Additional details: An old, scruffy-looking black cat with a taste for Olde English poetry and a history that's darker than his fur. Once learned to sing under the tutelage of a kindly old brothel owner, but some years later lost his beautiful tenor voice due to his laryngectomy operation. He was a terrible chain-smoker, you see, a terrible affliction for a cat. Since losing his larynx he sounds a bit like Darth Vader, only... Meowing.
((Wait, does 'Ever-Shedding' count as an adjective? I could probably think of something better if need be.))
That is fine. Will add you when I edit the first post. :)
Post by: Caellath on July 04, 2012, 12:14:55 am
Additional details: A mean-looking, big and white cat with an eyepatch which no one knows was given to him either by the style ir provides or because he really lacks an eye (although he does have two scars on his face), Eisenhard got his name from some RPG kid and took a liking to it. Being used to avoid every kind of thing people throw at him, he got quite the adept at avoiding almost anything, from curious hands to attacks from other cats to enormous drooling dogs which chase him now and then. The sobriquet came from his incredible agility when dodging said problems and due to putting quite a performance when doing so. He is quite the urban warrior, but was caught and taken to the kennel while sleeping with his belly upwards on a roof.
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Post by: lawastooshort on July 04, 2012, 12:42:13 am
Post by: quinnr on July 04, 2012, 01:09:10 am
I would quite like to reserve a spot for the two hours it will take me to get to a pc.
NO! You can, however, be added as Reserved the Technologically Impaired and change it later ;)
Post by: lawastooshort on July 04, 2012, 02:23:53 am
Additional details: Hebrides the Technologically Impaired was born into a family of work-from-home IT specialists, and forever resented the love and attention his masters seemed to shower without interruption upon the shining plastic objects on those square wooden things in front of which they used to sit. So one night he decided to shower his own love and attention upon the shining plastic devils, and, finding the one that had just arrived in a big brown box the day before, knocked his love-rival to the floor, clawing it in the face and urinating upon its defeated corpse. The next day his masters threw him out the door and locked the cat flap.
But! To no avail! For Hebrides was nothing if not a cat driven by the furious force of righteous vengeance and incomprehension. He waited for night to fall again, and scaled the walls of his ancient abode, infiltrating the base of the shining plastic fiends by dropping down the chimney as silently as a wailing snowflake. Sneaking across the moonlit central chamber of his erstwhile masters’ palace, dashing from shadow to stinking Doritos-infested sofa-cast shadow, Hebrides snuck into the main armoury of the shining plastic communists, knocking many of their troops to the ground in their sleep, clawing their square wooden thrones and defecating in his once-favourite chair before proceeding to the ritual urine-based corpse-desecration. Then, for good measure, he decided to chew up the long thin pieces of plastic connecting them to the wall. Perhaps, no longer captive, the shining plastic monsters would learn to think for themselves, and thereby wreak their own vengeance upon his uncaring overlords!
When he awoke, he found himself in the kennel, alone save for his soon-to-be friends and an undying hatred for all things plastic and shiny.
Post by: quinnr on July 04, 2012, 02:29:05 am
Post by: NRDL on July 04, 2012, 03:11:39 am
A scholar of a cat, he was from a very literary-focused home, and as a result, got the chance to learn reading, philosophy, and creative thinking. Very introspective, at times. Loves noticing stuff, even mundane objects.
Post by: quinnr on July 04, 2012, 03:17:11 am
Post by: wolfchild on July 04, 2012, 04:16:32 am
Post by: quinnr on July 04, 2012, 06:40:21 pm
The plot in the first post has been executed! You are now free! In addition, Mewthifur has caused a gift to appear on the persons of each of you.
A new location has been revealed! The Shelter
The first post has been updated
You may begin your actions. Everyone gets one action each round, in no particular order. They will be executed as I see them, in the order posted.
Post by: Caellath on July 04, 2012, 06:51:08 pm
Shrugging as well as a cat can, he looks for anything he could use in the future to heal ailments and wounds inflicted upon his body.
Post by: quinnr on July 04, 2012, 07:03:48 pm
Eisenhard meows lazily before standing up and noticing his nondescript acrobatic suit. At least it must be mildly protective, even though it covers his soft white fur.
Shrugging as well as a cat can, he looks for anything he could use in the future to heal ailments and wounds inflicted upon his body.
(You are currently in the main area of The Shelter. There may be other rooms that regular customers who come in don't see, though.)
You climb up on the receptionist desk to look for something helpful, but slip while climbing the abnormally tall desk on accident. Luckily, your acrobatic skills help you to recover before breaking your neck, and leave you uninjured. (1+1 bonus)
Post by: Yoink on July 04, 2012, 11:08:40 pm
'They don't look like much, no, but I'll make do... As I always have.'
>Drop down from the bookshelf and assert my dominance over the others, convincing them to band together under my command. Also remind myself just what my ex-fur-minator is/does.
Post by: quinnr on July 04, 2012, 11:16:17 pm
Balakoj glanced dispassionately around from his lofty spot atop a bookshelf, studying his fellow escapees and thinking to himself.You drop down from the bookshelf, and act a little snooty at the others to try and prove how superior you are. (3)
'They don't look like much, no, but I'll make do... As I always have.'
>Drop down from the bookshelf and assert my dominance over the others, convincing them to band together under my command. Also remind myself just what my ex-fur-minator is/does.
Attack! Balakoj attempts to DOMINATE.
Anyone dominated will take penalties from acting against Balakoj's wishes.
Eisenhard: Is not impressed at all. (5)
Hebrides: Dominated by Balakoj! (1)
Nix: Dominated by Balakoj! (2)
Reyni: Dominated by Balakoj! (2)
(The Ex-fur-minator is capable of being used on cats to make them shed less. It is sort of a sharp comb type thing...could probably hurt, too.)
First post updated with changed status on Reyni, Nix, and Hebrides.
Post by: Yoink on July 04, 2012, 11:28:32 pm
"My friends! Fate has thrown us together in these less-than-pleasant circumstances, and if we are to survive, thrive, and eventually- With courage, strength and perseverance, and perhaps a little luck- take our revenge on the two-legs for this injustice, we must work together! Now, quickly, search this place for anything of use. The humans like to hide important things in places those without thumbs cannot easily reach." *
With that said, he went back to cleaning his fur, eyeing Eisenhard warily. This one could prove to be a problem...
>Command the others to thoroughly search the building!
*Translated from cat-speak.
Post by: quinnr on July 04, 2012, 11:39:29 pm
Post by: NRDL on July 05, 2012, 01:43:07 am
Ask Balakoj exactly why I have have to follow him.
Post by: quinnr on July 05, 2012, 01:45:33 am
...A top hat, huh? Okay.You stutter, flunder, and look around instead because you are so scared to talk to him. Even then, you find absolutely nothing, and somehow manage to run into a wall. Luckily you sustain no injuries. (1)
Ask Balakoj exactly why I have have to follow him.
Post by: wolfchild on July 05, 2012, 01:46:17 am
Post by: NRDL on July 05, 2012, 01:48:20 am
Once again, try to assert individuality by questioning that bossy cat's orders.
Post by: quinnr on July 05, 2012, 01:57:25 am
Reyni takes the (Metal Teeth) and looks for a human to bite
You attempt to take the teeth, but Balakoj hisses at you, so you back off. You look for a human to bite anyways, but you fail to find any, it seems this place is pretty empty. (3-1)
Post by: lawastooshort on July 05, 2012, 01:58:21 am
If the fiend refuses to submit... PROCEED TO THE URINE-BASED DOMINATION RITUAL!
((Stamp on the phone; scratch it; urinate on its defeated corpse. After this is complete we may be open to following orders. Vengeance knows no chain of command.))
Post by: quinnr on July 05, 2012, 02:02:38 am
Ignoring the stuck up bossy cat, Hebrides knew what he had to do. There was, hidden about his verypersoncat, an avatar of the shiny techno-evil that had so perverted the minds of his once-glorious overlords! Taking the cellphone out of hisscreenshiniest plastic part of it with all his might.
If the fiend refuses to submit... PROCEED TO THE URINE-BASED DOMINATION RITUAL!
((Stamp on the phone; scratch it; urinate on its defeated corpse. After this is complete we may be open to following orders. Vengeance knows no chain of command.))
You jump up and down on the phone, breaking it. Then you pee on it...you notice a few sparks though, so you stop (luckily). It is sufficiently broken. (4-1)
Turns reset.
Post by: NRDL on July 05, 2012, 02:03:26 am
Drat. Hey, that rhymes with rat!
Once again, try to assert individuality by questioning that bossy cat's orders.
Post by: lawastooshort on July 05, 2012, 02:12:43 am
Begin searching the building, paying particular attention to any shiny technological items and little attention to anything else.
Post by: quinnr on July 05, 2012, 02:20:34 am
You get the nerve to tell that cat what's what, and break your submissiveness to him. Just to show your pride, you even give him a small scratch, it'll heal fast but looks like it hurts! (-1 to Balakoj this round) (5)Drat. Hey, that rhymes with rat!
Once again, try to assert individuality by questioning that bossy cat's orders.
Hebrides was pleased. Since the Great Freeing he had seen only one of his sworn enemies, it was true - but this enemy was already defeated! Lying bleeding and scratched, ritually humiliated on the dusty desert sands! It was written than he, Hebrides the Great (and Cuddly) would rise again, and would take his rightful place upon the warm and lumpy lap of his once-glorious overlords! And when he did, he would humiliate them, according to the ancient and traditional cat ways! Laughing a cruel and hideous mewling laugh, Hebrides the Great (and Cuddly) began to search the building in which he found himself for new foes to conquer.
Begin searching the building, paying particular attention to any shiny technological items and little attention to anything else.
You find out a bit more about the room. You see a front door, as well as a shiny metal door in the back. There are also a couple small rooms off to one side with closed doors. You find a phone and laptop on the desk, as well as a small red button on the bottom of the desk. (4)
Post by: NRDL on July 05, 2012, 02:21:39 am
Post by: quinnr on July 05, 2012, 02:26:18 am
Search for some reading material.Please wait until everyone has had a turn or 24 hours have passed, indicated by the lack of a star next to your name on the player list. (I know I said midnight, but for the first day it doesn't really start then yet. And also if a whole turn has passed that day, the midnight thing doesn't apply for that day since it could mean an hour long turn or something.)
Post by: Yoink on July 05, 2012, 04:24:06 am
For now, though, he simply rested, watching and nursing his dented pride. Still, he'd been through far worse in his time than a little scratch.
Post by: Xantalos on July 05, 2012, 05:38:43 am
Post by: wolfchild on July 05, 2012, 05:50:18 am
Post by: Caellath on July 05, 2012, 06:51:02 am
Eisenhard respectfully double deuce'd Balakoj with his furry paws. "Fuck you." He then proceeded to search for anything he could use as a weapon except for things the other cats had or were trying to get.
Post by: Xantalos on July 05, 2012, 04:38:06 pm
Xor the Everseeing/Jim the Hick
A cat with two minds. Small for his age, he has orange fur with white stripes with patches falling out for no discernable reason. He claims he was 'aducted by aalens' and they put a 'pooter' into his head when he is Jim the Hick. Occasionally he smooths down his fur, tries to seem taller, and gains a penetrating stare, imposing manner, and a Napoleon complex as Xor the Everseeing, who claims he is an 'impossibly advanced 5^28945!eight dimensional being' from a 'symposium of energy so complex that your puny mind would snap at the merest glimpse of it!' He claims he doesn't want to be in 'this dolt's head' and the only reason he is was that he pissed off his superior. Apparently they don't like you shaping their Universe in an Aquariumtm into a postmodernistic sculpture.
Post by: quinnr on July 05, 2012, 07:57:56 pm
((I hope people who have been controlled or avoided control become immune. I don't want this to become a fest of dominance actions.))After you have broken free from someone, it doesn't really make sense for them to be able to dominate you again. You have already gotten the courage against them. If they do devote a whole action again, it will at least have a large penalty.
Also, I won't have internet tonight..so delay.
Post by: quinnr on July 06, 2012, 07:49:32 pm
Get the teeth anyway, bite anyone who hisses at me
Attack! Reyni attempts to steal Balakoj's metal comb!(5)
Balakoj: Loses the comb. (2-1)
Success!
Eisenhard respectfully double deuce'd Balakoj with his furry paws. "Fuck you." He then proceeded to search for anything he could use as a weapon except for things the other cats had or were trying to get.Eisenhard searches, and finds a mysterious syringe lying on the ground, right outside a shiny metallic door. (4)
Ok, waitlist me or put me in!
Xor the Everseeing/Jim the Hick
A cat with two minds. Small for his age, he has orange fur with white stripes with patches falling out for no discernable reason. He claims he was 'aducted by aalens' and they put a 'pooter' into his head when he is Jim the Hick. Occasionally he smooths down his fur, tries to seem taller, and gains a penetrating stare, imposing manner, and a Napoleon complex as Xor the Everseeing, who claims he is an 'impossibly advanced 5^28945!eight dimensional being' from a 'symposium of energy so complex that your puny mind would snap at the merest glimpse of it!' He claims he doesn't want to be in 'this dolt's head' and the only reason he is was that he pissed off his superior. Apparently they don't like you shaping their Universe in an Aquariumtm into a postmodernistic sculpture.
I will add you to a list. I am not sure if additional players will be added into this particular game, or if this one shall end (after everyone is dead) and a 3rd game will begin, or if this will continue indefinitely. Either way, you are on The List.
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Turns have been reset!
If someone can figure out how to make that '/list' at the end of the OP disappear, you would be a cool person. It won't go away!
Post by: wolfchild on July 06, 2012, 07:57:25 pm
Post by: Caellath on July 06, 2012, 08:01:42 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 06, 2012, 08:25:02 pm
Stalk off after wearing the teeth
You stalk off. In fact, you stalk off so well, that you leave the room through the slightly open metallic door in the back. (5)
New Location Revealed: The Veterinarian's Room
A doorway to this room from The Shelter has been confirmed.
Eisenhard yawns a little and decides it is time to search for kitty band-aids or similar things.
You search for medicinal objects, but don't find any. You realize that you might have more luck if you followed Reyni, though. (3)
Post by: wolfchild on July 06, 2012, 08:30:15 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 06, 2012, 08:33:40 pm
Explore the room
Since it's not your turn at the moment, you just have a quick look around. The walls are all metal, with a metal operating table in the middle. Some supplies lie all around, along with a full set of scalpels hanging on the wall. There has definitely been something strange going on here.
(Also, if you want a quick description, there will always be a few details added to the OP whenever a room is discovered.)
Post by: lawastooshort on July 07, 2012, 01:00:29 pm
Challenge this newcomer to single combat! Scratch its eyes out!
Post by: quinnr on July 07, 2012, 07:46:59 pm
Small red button... Small red button. Hmm.
Challenge this newcomer to single combat! Scratch its eyes out!
If I am getting you correctly, that 'newcomer' is just on a waitlist and effectively does not exist at the moment. So... might want an explanation if I'm missing something or a different action.
Post by: Yoink on July 07, 2012, 07:51:34 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 07, 2012, 07:57:36 pm
((I think he's attacking the button. :P He's pretty anti-technology... Not sure, though.))Ah. This would make sense. I shall go with this, if not, meh, it's just one turn.
You attempt to utterly destroy the red button. Unfortunately, you have no idea how to go about destroying a button, so you end up just poking it instead. A voice comes on a short time later, 'Hello? What's wrong?'. (3-1)
Post by: NRDL on July 08, 2012, 01:29:44 am
Search for some reading material.
Post by: Yoink on July 08, 2012, 02:33:25 am
He watched as Nix approached the shelves. If he had had eyebrows, one would have been raised as an idea came to him.
"I'll teach these brainless furballs to have some respect for their elders... Ohh yesss...*" The old cat
>Wait until Nix is searching the bookshelves for 'reading material', then lever the shelves away from the wall with my legs, causing them to fall ontop of him! Jump to safety, preferably landing with a badass commando-roll to show these upstarts I'm still the boss.
*translated from cat-speak
Post by: quinnr on July 08, 2012, 02:43:53 am
Search for some reading material.
You stumble around, trip on your own feet, and are left vulnerable. (1)
Balakoj narrowed his eyes, peering stealthily down from his perch atop the bookshelf. He was not a happy kitty. He had received a scratch on the nose, his pretty comb (a gift from a previous human, actually) had been stolen from him, and all of these dolts were openly defying him.You don't see a shelf, so you go with a body-slam instead.
He watched as Nix approached the shelves. If he had had eyebrows, one would have been raised as an idea came to him.
"I'll teach these brainless furballs to have some respect for their elders... Ohh yesss...*" The old catmurmuredhissed quietly to himself in his metallic voice, a wicked gleam coming into his eyes as he timed his move, waiting for the right moment...
>Wait until Nix is searching the bookshelves for 'reading material', then lever the shelves away from the wall with my legs, causing them to fall ontop of him! Jump to safety, preferably landing with a badass commando-roll to show these upstarts I'm still the boss.
*translated from cat-speak
Attack! Balakoj bodyslams Nix!! (5)
Nix: Is seriously injured! (-2 to all actions for 3 turns unless healed) (2-1)
Post by: quinnr on July 08, 2012, 02:46:35 am
Post by: NRDL on July 08, 2012, 03:11:06 am
Post by: quinnr on July 08, 2012, 03:12:34 am
Run Away!You start running, but notice your tail and start chasing it instead. (4-2)
Post by: Yoink on July 08, 2012, 03:35:23 am
"I let you off lightly that time, youngling. In future, do try and have some respect!*" He turns his baleful yellow-green eyes towards the others with a warning growl, "That goes for all of you! Now, let us get out of here.*"
>Groom self, then search this place more thoroughly.
*Translated from cat-speak
Post by: wolfchild on July 08, 2012, 04:02:32 am
Post by: lawastooshort on July 08, 2012, 07:47:25 am
Post by: Caellath on July 08, 2012, 09:23:47 am
Search for medical supplies and heal Nix. If Balakoj tries anything funny, attack him with a spinning roundhouse kick.
Post by: quinnr on July 08, 2012, 01:14:26 pm
Balakoj sat and licked a few patches of his fur back into order after his tumble, then glared smugly at Nix.
"I let you off lightly that time, youngling. In future, do try and have some respect!*" He turns his baleful yellow-green eyes towards the others with a warning growl, "That goes for all of you! Now, let us get out of here.*"
>Groom self, then search this place more thoroughly.
*Translated from cat-speak
You lick at your loins. Looks pretty clean now! You search and find absolutely nothing...all the easy stuff seems to have already been found here. (2)
Explore thoroughly
You explore The Vet's Room extensively. You find a back door, a locked refrigerated closet (along with the key on the other side of the room, which you pick up), and manage to get yourself to and pick up the whole set of sharp scalpels. (6)
Stay very very quiet and hide from the red button.
You stay perfectly silent. That red button most definitely won't get the best of you! (3)
Eisenhard double-deuce'd Balakoj once more "Like I care." and got back to searching for something.
Search for medical supplies and heal Nix. If Balakoj tries anything funny, attack him with a spinning roundhouse kick.
You search around and find a few band-aids in in the desk, which you pick up. Your kitty intuition also tells you that the mysterious syringe you have is helpful. (5)
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The cats get bored of Balakoj's rule, and decide they aren't afraid of him any more. (Because I should have set a time limit on it to start with.)
Turns have been reset.
Post by: Caellath on July 08, 2012, 01:41:26 pm
Eisenhard heals Nix if allowed to, with his help if possible.
If not allowed, give him some band-aids anyway and try to find a way out.
Post by: lawastooshort on July 08, 2012, 02:58:39 pm
Jump on the desk, knock the computer to the floor, urinate on it through the cracks, and flee.
Post by: quinnr on July 08, 2012, 04:44:13 pm
Eisenhard scratched his head contemplatively, half due to habit and half to groom his fur.(Would you like to attempt to use the syringe, bandaids, or something else to heal him?)
Eisenhard heals Nix if allowed to, with his help if possible.
If not allowed, give him some band-aids anyway and try to find a way out.
It was just a ruse... they were getting more and more cunning, Hebrides reflected. He would have to take immediate action to show the techno-fiends who was boss.
Jump on the desk, knock the computer to the floor, urinate on it through the cracks, and flee.
You knock the computer to the floor, and start to pee on it. Unfortunately, the electricity from the broken computer arcs up via your pee, and gives you a killer shock. Herbidies loses a (single) life!
Post by: wolfchild on July 08, 2012, 04:44:51 pm
Post by: Caellath on July 08, 2012, 05:36:28 pm
(Would you like to attempt to use the syringe, bandaids, or something else to heal him?)((Syringe since the nice kitty intuition roll said it is good stuff, band-aids if needed.))
Post by: quinnr on July 08, 2012, 05:44:38 pm
Open the refrigirator
You climb up and insert the key. You also manage to get the lock off. However, the door is pretty heavy and you have issues getting it open even after the lock is removed. (3)
Eisenhard scratched his head contemplatively, half due to habit and half to groom his fur.
Eisenhard heals Nix if allowed to, with his help if possible.
If not allowed, give him some band-aids anyway and try to find a way out.
Nix would have struggled as you try to insert the syringe, but you execute your sharp needle insertion with such speed and grace that he couldn't even resist. After a minute or two, all of Nix's wounds disappear. But then, Nix's eyes turn pure black, and grows mysterious bat-like wings. Apparently you put the syringe in just the right place for it to take total effect, and have turned Nix into a Vampire Cat. You discard the syringe. (6)
Post by: Xantalos on July 08, 2012, 11:59:33 pm
Post by: lawastooshort on July 09, 2012, 01:07:09 am
It was just a ruse... they were getting more and more cunning, Hebrides reflected. He would have to take immediate action to show the techno-fiends who was boss.
Jump on the desk, knock the computer to the floor, urinate on it through the cracks, and flee.
You knock the computer to the floor, and start to pee on it. Unfortunately, the electricity from the broken computer arcs up via your pee, and gives you a killer shock. Herbidies loses a (single) life!
Excellent. Does it not catch fire though?
Look for the nearest way out of the building and exit. None of my enemies remain here.
Post by: NRDL on July 09, 2012, 02:09:04 am
Discern what new powers I have.
Post by: Yoink on July 09, 2012, 02:23:04 am
Post by: quinnr on July 10, 2012, 02:46:11 pm
A vampire? What the hell.
Sixes are fun. Ones too. And since people have 9 lives, dying can be pretty common.
"This ought to be interesting."
Discern what new powers I have.
You feel that you would be able to suck blood (lethally or non lethally) to gain strength, fly for very short distances (to get to high places, long distance is a no-go), or emit sparkles. (5)
>Try to find some exit from this building, scouting ahead before telling my less-clever companions.
You run straight into the glass front door that everyone else has already noticed is there. It really hurts. (1)
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Turns reset.
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It was just a ruse... they were getting more and more cunning, Hebrides reflected. He would have to take immediate action to show the techno-fiends who was boss.
Jump on the desk, knock the computer to the floor, urinate on it through the cracks, and flee.
You knock the computer to the floor, and start to pee on it. Unfortunately, the electricity from the broken computer arcs up via your pee, and gives you a killer shock. Herbidies loses a (single) life!
Excellent. Does it not catch fire though?
Look for the nearest way out of the building and exit. None of my enemies remain here.
Any small fire was put out by your urine.
You run straight at the front door, and instinctively do a Krav Maga move to knock the door straight off the hinges, then calmly strut outside. (6)
You realize that you know Krav Maga (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krav_Maga)!
A new location has been discovered: In Front of The Shelter.
Post by: Caellath on July 10, 2012, 02:52:25 pm
After Nix asnwers or doesn't answer, he notices the front door was opened and starts to move towards it. "Thank God we are leaving this place." he says while giving a smug look at the fallen cat (Balakoj) near the door.
Leave the place through the front door and find a real weapon for a kitty urban warrior.
Post by: quinnr on July 10, 2012, 03:00:50 pm
Eisenhard looks at Nix with a puzzled look. "I didn't know that syringe would turn you into a vampire. Do you feel ok now?"
After Nix asnwers or doesn't answer, he notices the front door was opened and starts to move towards it. "Thank God we are leaving this place." he says while giving a smug look at the fallen cat (Balakoj) near the door.
Leave the place through the front door and find a real weapon for a kitty urban warrior.
You walk outside through the broken door and look around..you walk over to the rack of leashes and grab one. Maybe you could use it as a whip or something? (3)
Post by: lawastooshort on July 10, 2012, 04:25:46 pm
Post by: wolfchild on July 10, 2012, 05:00:31 pm
Post by: NRDL on July 11, 2012, 12:48:26 am
Find Belikoj.
Post by: Caellath on July 11, 2012, 12:52:44 am
Post by: NRDL on July 11, 2012, 12:54:12 am
Post by: Yoink on July 11, 2012, 08:43:51 am
>Find the nearest one of those wheeled contraptions (cars) the humans get around in and attempt to get it working.
>Enlist Hebrides' help!
"Hey, you, you there, help me with this! Once we're done using it, I'll even let you destroy it!*"
*Translated from cat-speak
Post by: quinnr on July 12, 2012, 12:24:34 am
Search the immediate outside carefully for signs of technological... things.
All the sudden, your eyes start to glow. You realize that there are street lights over the fence, lights on the side of the Shelter, a dog food dispenser (25 cents for a treat) by the door, cars, and a sprinkler system in the ground all around you. It makes you...quite paranoid. (6)
Get some leverage to open the door
You shove open the door to the fridge and discover a ton of dead cat bodies, surrounded by catnip. Creepy! (5)
"Cool."
Find Belikoj.
You focus on Belakoj's picture in your mind, and somehow you are both teleported outside. Err, must be some spatial instability due to previous events. (6)
"Hrm. Now, I know these things are how humans travel... But how exactly do they work? Let us try and figure this out...*"
>Find the nearest one of those wheeled contraptions (cars) the humans get around in and attempt to get it working.
>Enlist Hebrides' help!
"Hey, you, you there, help me with this! Once we're done using it, I'll even let you destroy it!*"
*Translated from cat-speak
You forget how Hebrides feels about technology, and push him towards a car in the lot. He instantly retaliates, cutting your throat. (1) Belakoj loses a life!
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Post by: Caellath on July 12, 2012, 12:37:02 am
Post by: NRDL on July 12, 2012, 12:55:32 am
Post by: Yoink on July 12, 2012, 01:56:10 am
Post by: lawastooshort on July 12, 2012, 02:42:26 am
"Bra, there's like totally street lights over the fence man, perhaps we should look for a way under it..."
Krav Maga the dog food dispenser.
Post by: wolfchild on July 12, 2012, 06:06:54 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 12, 2012, 07:30:22 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on July 12, 2012, 09:25:47 pm
Russel Cat? *BORN IN NEW ZEALAND IN '64*Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: lawastooshort on July 13, 2012, 02:42:56 am
Thanks.
Post by: quinnr on July 13, 2012, 02:52:50 am
Eisenhard licked his paw for a while before remembering he should do something useful and decided to search for something on which he could try his acrobatically-enhanced violent kitty moves.
You fly straight at the front gate to leave the compound and utterly decimate it by jumping on top of each of the hinges individually and pushing them out.
Attack the newly resurrected Belikoj and pin him down.
You attempt to pin down Balajok. (3) Unfortunately, he dodges and nothing happens. (3)
>Throw Hebrides into the path of the monster cat and make my escape.
You try to push at Hebrides, but he jumps straight on top of you, knocking you down and preventing any escape for the moment. (2)
Oh. Well, sorry.
"Bra, there's like totally street lights over the fence man, perhaps we should look for a way under it..."
Krav Maga the dog food dispenser.
You do a roundhouse kick and DECIMATE the dispenser. You pick up some of the food. (4+1)
GET ALLLLLLLLL the catnip, ALL OF IT
You pick it up, but inhale a bunch of it as you do so. You feel a bit..woozy. (2)
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I'm going to be away with limited internet for a fortnight, so if I don't post by the time everyone else has, please auto me. My behavioural preferences are: 1/ Scratch and then urinate on anything with a shiny screen; 2/ Violent assault of any small lizards we pass; 3/ Following the majority of other cats in seeking freedom and food.That's fine, thanks for letting me know. If you'd like, I can let someone substitute in for you, as well.
Thanks.
Post by: NRDL on July 13, 2012, 02:55:14 am
Attack again, from the sky! Pin him!
Post by: wolfchild on July 13, 2012, 02:56:15 am
Post by: quinnr on July 13, 2012, 02:57:56 am
"Belikoj, you are MINE!"You fly into the sky, surprising Belakoj! (+1) Unfortunately, you totally miss him. He doesn't even flinch. (1+1)
Attack again, from the sky! Pin him!
EAT IT
You nom on more Catnip. You get more woozy. So woozy that you black out for 20 seconds. (2)
Post by: lawastooshort on July 13, 2012, 02:59:39 am
((Er, well, if someone wants to make SENSIBLE suggestions then I'm happy with that. I will metaphorically +1 any action that could lead to inflicting crotch injury.))
Post by: NRDL on July 13, 2012, 03:00:10 am
Post by: quinnr on July 13, 2012, 03:03:21 am
Eat as much of the food as possible and then KRAV MAGA the rest before my astonished fellows.
((Er, well, if someone wants to make SENSIBLE suggestions then I'm happy with that. I will metaphorically +1 any action that could lead to inflicting crotch injury.))
Eh, I'll just do it. :P Keeping in your character so far, of course.
You put the food in your mouth, and realize it's DOG FOOD! BLEEEH! PROJECTILE VOMIT!
Hebrides attacks EVERYONE (but Reyni) with PROJECTILE VOMIT! (4)
Balakoj: Is soaked in vomit. (1)
Eisenhard: Is lightly coated in vomit, to no serious effect. (3)
Nix: Is soaked in vomit. (1)
Post by: Yoink on July 13, 2012, 06:46:36 am
Post by: Caellath on July 13, 2012, 07:08:45 am
Post by: wolfchild on July 13, 2012, 07:32:13 am
Post by: quinnr on July 15, 2012, 06:02:58 pm
Updating now, watch for edits (or a new post if someone replies first.)
EDIT: or..not. For some reason I'm getting 504 errors, 502 errors (?), when trying to do advanced edit, and the insert quote button is not working even when I do get the page to load. I will try again tonight, as I will have a chance then. Sorry again! : - /
Post by: quinnr on July 15, 2012, 06:19:57 pm
>Shove Nix into the path of any nearby wheeled traffic, then flee.You shove the cat into the parking lot road. Unfortunately since this building is abandoned, nobody is coming by to run him over. (and you are too far away from the main road at the moment. (3)
Eisenhard tries to clean himself by performing a windmill move.
You spin. And you spin some more. In fact, you spin so fast you start flying very high in the sky. Luckily cats always land feet first, so you remain uninjured, and are clean! (6)
Ascend to kitty godhood from over[ indulging in catnip/b]
You eat some more catnip. Again, you pass out a bit, but don't sustain any serious injuries, and manage to get up yourself again. You believe that you are shooting rainbows out of your butt, though. Awwwkward! (4)
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Post by: Caellath on July 15, 2012, 06:36:07 pm
Post by: NRDL on July 15, 2012, 08:26:27 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 15, 2012, 09:29:37 pm
>Shout at Nix to desist in the name of the Future Kitty Kingdom. (FUK)
>If he continues to chase me, lead him into the path of Eisenhard's deadly martial arts training. Whilst avoiding injury myself.
Post by: NRDL on July 15, 2012, 09:39:30 pm
Post by: NRDL on July 15, 2012, 09:44:21 pm
Post by: Caellath on July 15, 2012, 09:52:09 pm
((Is it too late to rename my cat Nix the Vengeful?))((He is a vampire cat with a top hat. I guess it is difficult to find a proper title for that.))
Post by: Xantalos on July 15, 2012, 09:53:18 pm
Nix the Sir.((Is it too late to rename my cat Nix the Vengeful?))((He is a vampire cat with a top hat. I guess it is difficult to find a proper title for that.))
Post by: Caellath on July 15, 2012, 10:00:27 pm
Nix the Sir.Nix the Count/Noble?
Post by: NRDL on July 15, 2012, 10:02:55 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 15, 2012, 11:21:08 pm
Post by: NRDL on July 15, 2012, 11:21:43 pm
Post by: wolfchild on July 15, 2012, 11:40:34 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 17, 2012, 12:31:10 am
Eisenhard tries to master the power of the Flying Kitty Windmill Razor Move he used in the last turn.
You enter a trance and achieve Nirvana...or something like that. Whatever it was, you now know uber-martial-arts-moves. (On accident I generated for 1d100 and you got a 1, then generated again and you got a 6. Luckyface.)
Attack Belikoj.
An attack! Nix attacks Belakoj! (5)
Belakoj: Is hit backwards, but fully defends himself. (5)
"Leave me be, you numbskull!" Belikoj's voice, further distorted by anger as he shouted Nix down, sounded harsh and metallic. "We shall never rise to wrest control of the world from the humans if all our pawsoldiers are as foolish as you! Desist!"
>Shout at Nix to desist in the name of the Future Kitty Kingdom. (FUK)
>If he continues to chase me, lead him into the path of Eisenhard's deadly martial arts training. Whilst avoiding injury myself.
Your screaming from all of Nix's attack leaves your throat sore. You completely blow out your throat trying to yell, making it hard to talk. Then you run straight into the other cat's training of his new moves. Did I mention those moves could kill an elephant? Belakoj loses 2 lives! (Because the other cat tried not to hit you...two cat lives are not actually the same as an elephant life.)
Find some other kitties and make them BOW DOWN
You drag your kitty-nipped butt outside and yell at the other cats to obey your godliness. Unfortunately, it comes out more like 'O, mew mew MEWMEWMEWMEMWMEmwemwemew CATNIP!', since you can't even speak kitty you are so cat-nipped. (5) (Drugs are bad for you!)
Hebrides sits and watches, confused by all the conflict and not currently noticing any electronics. (4)
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Post by: NRDL on July 17, 2012, 12:34:04 am
Post by: quinnr on July 17, 2012, 12:35:25 am
Change name to Nix the Vengeful.
You successfully convince the others that you are Vengeful. (3)
Post by: wolfchild on July 17, 2012, 12:41:53 am
Post by: Caellath on July 17, 2012, 12:47:26 am
Post by: Yoink on July 17, 2012, 04:55:29 am
"Augh. Damnit, you people." Belikoj wheezed, his volume control rising and falling rapidly as he winced. "...I need a coffee."
>Find a place of human inhabitation. Break inside and relieve stress by peeing all over their clothes, and then go make a coffee for myself in their kitchen.
Post by: quinnr on July 17, 2012, 05:13:03 am
Post by: quinnr on July 18, 2012, 03:36:56 pm
Pound Herbrides into the dirt to make him worship me
You pound Hebrides into the dirt. (4) He feels completely indebted to you, due to your awesome strength! In fact, if you give him an order he would suffer a small penalty for not following it (2 rounds) (1)
Eisenhard purrs, satisfied with the results of his training. He has mastered the kitty arts of death, rebirth and not dog food. He shall now look for suitable attire! Eisenhard moves on to find a kitty sized "gi" to wear over his acrobatic suit.
You sniff around and start digging a hole and stumble upon a kitty gi! Huzzah! (5)
((Wait... Why did I run into Eisenhard if Nix was already attacking me? ???))
"Augh. Damnit, you people." Belikoj wheezed, his volume control rising and falling rapidly as he winced. "...I need a coffee."
>Find a place of human inhabitation. Break inside and relieve stress by peeing all over their clothes, and then go make a coffee for myself in their kitchen.
You run straight across the street, and straight into the Oversized Convenience store on the other side. You spend an hour peeing on every clothing item in the currently closed store, and then pee on the cooking and food aisles as well! (6)
New location revealed!
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Post by: NRDL on July 19, 2012, 04:53:57 am
Post by: Yoink on July 19, 2012, 05:01:53 am
"You know," Belikoj remarks to himself, as he pads towards the drink dispenser, his voice a soft, mechanical wheeze, "If there is one thing these humans do well, it is frozen-caffienated beverages. Mhmm... Slurpee."
Post by: Caellath on July 19, 2012, 08:51:18 am
Find a wounded NPC cat, give band-aid.
Post by: lawastooshort on July 19, 2012, 03:55:51 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 19, 2012, 10:46:21 pm
Follow scent of pee to the store.
You run straight across the street and straight into the store. Sweet! (6)
>Barricade the store, then start a frozen-caffienated-beverage binge!
"You know," Belikoj remarks to himself, as he pads towards the drink dispenser, his voice a soft, mechanical wheeze, "If there is one thing these humans do well, it is frozen-caffienated beverages. Mhmm... Slurpee."
You look around, and realize that you have utterly destroyed the hardware aisles, and didn't really know how to barricade things in the first place. You decide to go look at the icee and soda machine, but they are all turned off since it is night. (1)
Eisenhard purrs in satisfaction before lookin around. Now he must help his kin in their daily struggle for a while...
Find a wounded NPC cat, give band-aid.
You find a nearby cat, apparently slightly injured from a dog bite. You give him the band-aid.
"Thank you, fellow cat, for your aid. I shall give you this thistle whistle in return for your gracious help. Use it at any time to call me to your aid. It only works once though." (4)
Briefly return from exile (and mindless oppression) to REVOLUTIONARILY krav maga Reyni the SCARED in the EYES. Once he is DOWN, RITUALLY URINATE in his FACE. Then stroll off to nap.
You dash at Reyni at super speeds. You suddenly spin as you turn, flying a roundhouse kick at Reyni. (5) Unfortunately, Reyni's lightning senses detect you coming, and he counts your kick with a kick of his own. Both of you fly backwards from the shockwaves flying through the air. (6)
Turns reset.
Post by: NRDL on July 20, 2012, 12:01:57 am
Post by: Yoink on July 20, 2012, 12:25:18 am
Post by: Caellath on July 20, 2012, 12:29:26 am
Post by: lawastooshort on July 20, 2012, 02:06:11 am
Post by: quinnr on July 22, 2012, 08:31:11 pm
Pin Belikoj.
You try to pin down Belakoj (4) but he manages to avoid your moves. (5)
>Knock the slurpee machine over to fall on Nix, crushing him to a painful, humiliating and very deserved death.
You kick at the machine, and then realize that it's like, 5 times your height and heavier than a cow. (2)
Eisenhard uses uber martial moves to destroy the slurpee machine and eats those delicious treats!
You use your karate moves, and the machine BURSTS OPEN, slurpee flies everywhere! All the kitties nearby eat up the delicious, ice-cold treat. Anything done in the slurpee filled store will result in a bonus, within reason! (6)
Run to shop and run round it inside as fast as catly possible.
You run inside the shop and run around. (3)
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Post by: Caellath on July 22, 2012, 08:34:10 pm
Post by: lawastooshort on July 23, 2012, 02:21:03 am
Post by: NRDL on July 23, 2012, 02:54:06 am
Post by: Yoink on July 23, 2012, 03:29:18 am
Balakoj growled as Nix approached him. "Do you think we can ever strike out at the humans with you coughing up these petty grievances like so many furballs?!"
>Flee the store! Drag a slurpee cup with me, and find somewhere else to take cover and craft said cup into armour.
Post by: quinnr on July 24, 2012, 12:04:55 am
Eisenhard tries to visit Nirvana again using his slurpee-induced inspiration and bring back with him the mystical powers that lie in there.
You sit in the slurpee-goodness and absorb all of its power while deep in thought. You realize that if you ate the right foods (namely, water, sugar, and a flavour), you could alter your inner body temperature and create..slurpee power inside you. Interesting? (5+1)
Whilst in the slurpee filled store, develop cat-hadouken-fireball technique. Use it on tomatoes for practice.
You work on your technique and learn how you could shoot fireballs using the ley lines around you, or something like that. It's quite a tiring technique, though, and could leave you vulnerable if overused. (4+1)
Get that bossy cat. Pin him!
Again, you jump at Belakoj, after taking a sip off the ground. (1+1) Unfortunately, again you fail to pin him.[/b] (1+1)
"God-damnit would you stop following me!"*
Balakoj growled as Nix approached him. "Do you think we can ever strike out at the humans with you coughing up these petty grievances like so many furballs?!"
>Flee the store! Drag a slurpee cup with me, and find somewhere else to take cover and craft said cup into armour.
You manage to get out of the store with a cup, but making it into armor? That's a little bit too tough for your kitty-sized brain at the moment. (2+1)
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The slurpee has all been eaten and absorbed into the stuffed animal aisle in the store.
Turns reset.
Post by: NRDL on July 24, 2012, 12:12:28 am
Find a kitty sized weapon that can be wielded with one hand.
Post by: Caellath on July 24, 2012, 12:17:16 am
Post by: lawastooshort on July 24, 2012, 02:02:09 am
Post by: Yoink on July 24, 2012, 11:51:54 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 28, 2012, 04:01:59 pm
"Our confrontations have been even so far, Belikoj, even with my powers."
Find a kitty sized weapon that can be wielded with one hand.
You search around and find a shower curtain rod lying on the ground. As you hold it, a voice calls out in your mind! "I am the legendary curtain rod Meowlifiurilicisalnifur! Thank you for freeing me from my slumber!" (6)
Eisenhard searches for a good way to get extra kitty lives or replenish any lost.
You can't think of any lore or legends on restoring kitty lives. You frown at your own stupidity. (1)
Go to the stuffed animal aisle, and release a leyline fireball at the biggest looking stuffed animal. Observe. Flee if necessary.
You charge up a kitty fireball, and lunge it at the giant teddy bear sitting on the shelf. Suddenly, the teddy bear flicks his arm up, and reflects the fireball back at you! Hebrides loses a life! "How dare you attempt to set me on fire! My minions, awaken!" The other stuffed animals begin vibrating. (1)
>Find a high spot and rally the city's alley cats and strays to destroy the traitor known as Nix!
You climb straight to the top of the pretzel machine by the slurpee machine. And fall down. Good thing cats always land on their feet! (1)
Post by: lawastooshort on July 29, 2012, 10:59:46 am
I merely awoke you to serve your cause! What would you bid me and
Post by: quinnr on July 29, 2012, 10:47:52 pm
Post by: Caellath on July 29, 2012, 10:49:50 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 30, 2012, 01:12:39 am
>Rally army of sewer rats. They're impressionable sorts, rats.
Post by: NRDL on July 31, 2012, 01:45:49 am
Find Belikoj now.
Post by: quinnr on July 31, 2012, 03:00:57 pm
Speak to the soft toy!
I merely awoke you to serve your cause! What would you bid me andmyer your army of teddies do?
You shout at the teddy bear moxiously, and after some hoaxing he instead decides to join your cause. You now have an army of stuffed animal toys! (6)
Eisenhard tries again. After all, he has high ideals! Ok, maybe not.
No. There really is no way! Well, except for that one Egyptian ritual, but nobody knows much about it. It'd take some serious researching to find out what it even was, let alone if it works. (3)
>Leave the store, flee into sewers.
>Rally army of sewer rats. They're impressionable sorts, rats.
You run straight into the glass panels at the front of the store. Dazed, you can't find the actual exit at just this second. (1)
"Great shower curtain, whose name I cannot pronounce, aid me against my hated enemy!"
Find Belikoj now.
You dash around to the front of the store, homing right in on Belakoj's position. Your shower curtain resonates with energy. (5)
Post by: Caellath on July 31, 2012, 03:29:02 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 11:04:33 pm
The latest in Belikoj's long list of troublesome foes, including (but certainly not limited to!) that pet sparrow named Jack, the chair legs of his old dining room, Rover Ironheart and the entire state of Ohio.
He had been through situations like this before. He stared at the curtain rod inches from his scarred button nose, back against the wall. He would escape. He always did. His life was far more important than his dignity...
"I see I am bested. No matter what I try, you are always there to defeat me. Truly... You are the better tomcat.*"
He heaved a heavy sigh and turned around, facing his tail-end towards Nix.
"You win. You are far too strong for me. And as always, I suppose...*" His metallic voice was starting to sound rather resigned, "...The victor takes the spoils.*"
>Seduce Nix! Escape the store by any means necessary! Go into hiding!
As always, he would escape however he could.
And, also as always, he would have his revenge...
Post by: NRDL on August 01, 2012, 04:40:14 am
Declaw Belikoj.
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 04:51:28 am
"No. Not good enough."Ouch.
Declaw Belikoj.
Post by: lawastooshort on August 01, 2012, 05:27:43 am
Post by: Yoink on August 01, 2012, 07:45:07 am
Post by: quinnr on August 01, 2012, 11:50:16 pm
"No. Not good enough."Ouch.
Declaw Belikoj.
Yeah! Educate, don't amputate!
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Eisenhard goes on to research the egyptian ritual.You look around the store and find a few books, but nothing as in-depth on Egypt as you would like. You realize that you would probably need to find a library if you were to have any luck at all on this. (4)
Belikoj shook his head, trying to clear it and find the exit, but the room was swimming... And then he was there.
The latest in Belikoj's long list of troublesome foes, including (but certainly not limited to!) that pet sparrow named Jack, the chair legs of his old dining room, Rover Ironheart and the entire state of Ohio.
He had been through situations like this before. He stared at the curtain rod inches from his scarred button nose, back against the wall. He would escape. He always did. His life was far more important than his dignity...
"I see I am bested. No matter what I try, you are always there to defeat me. Truly... You are the better tomcat.*"
He heaved a heavy sigh and turned around, facing his tail-end towards Nix.
"You win. You are far too strong for me. And as always, I suppose...*" His metallic voice was starting to sound rather resigned, "...The victor takes the spoils.*"
>Seduce Nix! Escape the store by any means necessary! Go into hiding!
As always, he would escape however he could.
And, also as always, he would have his revenge...
You mew cutely, stunning Nix, and even manage to run all the way out to the street. (4)
"No. Not good enough."
Declaw Belikoj.
You would attempt to declaw Belakoj, but he is not here. You are still stunned by his cute mew, so you can't dash after him at the moment. (2)
Train the stuffed toys to explode on my command.
You start a training montage to the soundtrack of Mulan. Soon, you make a man out of the toys, and they will now explode into a firey ball of white stuffing at your command. (5)
Post by: Caellath on August 02, 2012, 12:34:06 am
Post by: Yoink on August 02, 2012, 01:30:49 am
It was time to take a vacation.
"Got to get away gotta get away... Get out of here a while..."
Find an in-use road, hijack a stopped car at an intersection!
>Then drive to small abandoned ranch out of town and lay low for a while.
Post by: NRDL on August 02, 2012, 01:49:44 am
Break out of trance. Then, meditate in order to clear one's mind, and sharpen one's mental faculties.
Post by: lawastooshort on August 02, 2012, 02:33:55 am
Post by: quinnr on August 03, 2012, 04:38:53 pm
Eisenhard moves on to the library! To read books on Egypt and discover the methods of restoring kitty lives.
You walk down the Main Street a tiny bit, but it turns out that the Library is right next door to the store! You move there. New location revealed! (3)
Balakoj was unsettled by his close escape, and wanted to get the hell out of dodge. He knew he only had to find and follow one of those paths the humans were always travelling along in the strange shiny boxes they called 'cars', and eventually he'd reach a crossroad where they would always stop, when a nasty red light told them to. Although the tough old cat would never admit it, the vampire monster on his tail scared him, almost as much as his near-miss all those years ago with that insudtrial harvester.
It was time to take a vacation.
"Got to get away gotta get away... Get out of here a while..."
Find an in-use road, hijack a stopped car at an intersection!
>Then drive to small abandoned ranch out of town and lay low for a while.
You jump straight into the conveniently open window of a car stopped in the parking lot and drive it straight away. Even without thumbs, you make a great driver, and make it to a faraway ranch in the middle of nowhere. New location revealed! (6)
"Wha...snap out it!"
Break out of trance. Then, meditate in order to clear one's mind, and sharpen one's mental faculties.
You concentrate on your mind, and break out of the trance. You then sit down in the full lotus meditation position and meditate for a while, but nothing notable comes to you. (2)
Under the watchful eye of my exploding stuffed toy army, practice the dodging arts of the ninja in order to gain proficiency therein.
You ask the stuffed animals for guidance, and learn the art of prepared dodging. If you are aware that an attack is coming at you, you should have a much better time dodging it. (5)
Post by: Caellath on August 03, 2012, 04:42:35 pm
Post by: NRDL on August 03, 2012, 10:59:06 pm
Post by: lawastooshort on August 04, 2012, 08:17:11 am
Post by: Yoink on August 04, 2012, 08:21:22 am
Keep a wary eye out for any dogs. If it seems abandoned, well, go in and make myself at home!
If there are occupants, work out who/what they are.
Post by: quinnr on August 05, 2012, 03:12:11 pm
Eisenhard searches for books on Ancient Egypt and reads them until he finds what he wants.
You search the Library and find the book you wanted within minutes. Your findings are astonishing! It appears that if a cat is placed on a sacred altar (or other flat surface), along with the removed heart of a dog and a human, they can absorb the dog's lifeforce, restoring their lives, as long as the chant contained in the book is sung. You memorize it completely before burning the book in the Library's incinerator. (6)
Keep Meditating. Use Belikoj's name as a chant, a mantra, to focus my rage.
You focus further on your mind. Suddenly, you come to a supernatural realization of the location of the ranch Belakoj is on. It would be simple to get there now if you had some transportation. (5)
Right. Lead my army of stuffed toys into the outside world. Search for an army of technology, or some other foe to test ourselves against.
You walk outside, and realize that that store you were just in had an electronics section. You send some stuffies to key points in the building's structure, and cause the entire electronics area to collapse, as well as making the rest of the building pretty unstable. (5)
>Stop the engine, climb out and stealthily check if the ranch is occupied.
Keep a wary eye out for any dogs. If it seems abandoned, well, go in and make myself at home!
If there are occupants, work out who/what they are.
You look around, happy at the non-existence of other beings nearby. While you are heading inside, however, you realize that this is actually a catnip farm. Interesting. (5)
could you add me to the waitlist, please?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Will do.
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Post by: Caellath on August 05, 2012, 03:18:31 pm
Post by: lawastooshort on August 05, 2012, 03:18:42 pm
Post by: NRDL on August 06, 2012, 03:19:02 am
Hunt some rats and drink their blood. Use their blood to improve wings for long distance flight.
Post by: Yoink on August 06, 2012, 07:22:12 am
He knew his enemy would come, though, eventually. He turned his greyish-green eyes towards the way he came, thinking. He wouldn't give up so easily, this time. This time, he would have the upper hand.
'I'll have to be careful around this stuff, though,' he thought grimly to himself as he inspected the catnip(from a distance). He'd seen it drive cats insane.
>Finish exploring, and then start to fortify the ranch!
>Consume catnip in safe doses for inspiration, scavenge materials and begin work on a giant slingshot mounted in the barn, along with a telescope-type device to spot approaching vampire cats.
>Also search the place for any human weapons, like firearms. They could come in handy...
Post by: quinnr on August 08, 2012, 09:03:59 pm
Eisenhard tries practicing the chanting so he will be less likely to fail should he ever need it.
You completely memorize the chant. You could now preform it without even using any of your own effort besides the breath of air. (6)
Climb on top of the store and krav maga it.
You kick the store, and the rest of it completely collapses. Epic! (6)
"I know where he is...now to get there."
Hunt some rats and drink their blood. Use their blood to improve wings for long distance flight.
You look around, and fail to find any mice. You look a little bit more, but..still no mice. It turns out all the mice have detected your vampirism and have all traveled for miles just to get away from you. (1)
"Hrmm... Yess... Good. This place'll do, for a while." Balakoj strolled leisurely around the place, inhaling the lovely aroma of catnip.You make some Catnip tea and chug it down, and use your heightened senses to find a bunch of firewood in the back. It'd take a bit more work in order to fortify the building, though. (4)
He knew his enemy would come, though, eventually. He turned his greyish-green eyes towards the way he came, thinking. He wouldn't give up so easily, this time. This time, he would have the upper hand.
'I'll have to be careful around this stuff, though,' he thought grimly to himself as he inspected the catnip(from a distance). He'd seen it drive cats insane.
>Finish exploring, and then start to fortify the ranch!
>Consume catnip in safe doses for inspiration, scavenge materials and begin work on a giant slingshot mounted in the barn, along with a telescope-type device to spot approaching vampire cats.
>Also search the place for any human weapons, like firearms. They could come in handy...
Post by: Caellath on August 08, 2012, 11:16:55 pm
Post by: NRDL on August 09, 2012, 04:13:52 am
Post by: lawastooshort on August 09, 2012, 04:35:51 am
We must find some sort of quest. But first we must destroy the evidence.
Post by: quinnr on August 10, 2012, 02:29:04 pm
Eisenhard tries to find a Raging Judge pistol.
A pistol? Well, you aren't sure where you'd find one around here. You do find a water pistol lying around the back though, so I guess that'll do. (4)
Find any organic creature with healthy blood, and BITE!
A couple of humans who survived whatever terrible apocalypse that seems to have killed most of their kind come out of a nearby building. Entranced by your cuteness, they walk towards you, at least until you burst out your wings and fly at their faces, consuming both of their souls. (6)
Use one of my exploding soldiers to set fire to the store. Then flee the scene, with the rest of my army.
We must find some sort of quest. But first we must destroy the evidence.
You send a little stuffed animal into the store. Unfortunately, it appears to be a genetic mutant and instead sends shards of ice everywhere in the collapsed store. (2)
Post by: lawastooshort on August 10, 2012, 02:45:27 pm
Search for an outpost of technology! Assess its strengths and weaknesses stealthily.
Post by: Caellath on August 10, 2012, 03:02:37 pm
Eisenhard searches for a gunstore.
Post by: Yoink on August 10, 2012, 03:59:07 pm
>Make myself a secret cat-flap to enter and exit through, so as not to risk setting them off myself.
Post by: NRDL on August 10, 2012, 10:25:41 pm
Post by: quinnr on August 11, 2012, 01:21:02 pm
Right. My army and me need to find the base of operations of the technological fiends that threaten to usurp our position as rightful takers of the humans' time and affection.
Search for an outpost of technology! Assess its strengths and weaknesses stealthily.
You look around a bit..the closest technology hideout you can sense is an..advertisement video store a couple miles down the road. (2)
A water pistol is effective against cats, but that alone won't do. Eisenhard needs real weapons so he can blow stuff up! Or so he thinks.
Eisenhard searches for a gunstore.
You find a gunstore, conveniently nearby! It appears that they don't even lock up the guns inside, either, as far as you can tell from the outside! New Location Revealed! (6)
>Build traps around the ranch's entrances, where triggering them will send lumps of firewood falling on whoever's beneath.
>Make myself a secret cat-flap to enter and exit through, so as not to risk setting them off myself.
You take the firewood from the back of the house in the ranch, as well as getting some local beavers to assist in cutting down some more trees from the forest out back. You then get the local beaver family to dam up any possible entrances to the ranch, and then install a small cat-flap, with a lock. (5)
Use their blood AND souls to increase my power.
You go through an ancient vampire ritual and use the absorbed souls and blood to boost your power. You think your next action using vampirism will have a higher chance of succeeding. (4)
Post by: Caellath on August 11, 2012, 01:31:52 pm
Eisenhard starts to store some guns in hammerspace.
Post by: lawastooshort on August 11, 2012, 02:46:59 pm
Post by: NRDL on August 11, 2012, 09:13:30 pm
Post by: quinnr on August 14, 2012, 01:08:04 pm
Eisenhard purrs as his kitty eyes watch all those guns. Hmm...Those will sruely come in handy.
Eisenhard starts to store some guns in hammerspace.
You shove some guns in a bag hanging on the counter in back. Unfortunately, despite how many you shove in, the bag does not transform into a Bag of Holding..it's just a lame oilskin sack. (2)
Go to the advertisement video store! Attempt to gauge its weaknesses without it spotting me or my army.
You ride your epic army over to the Video Game store, having a few of them destroy light posts as you go. Once you get there, you see that it is no easy task to get in..the doors are all locked, and they have one of those fancy roll-down doors that locks in place, denying all access. (3)
Fly to Belikoj.You activate the souls that you have absorbed, boosting your power. (+2) You then begin your flight. Although it is difficult to fly for great distances with your powers (-2), you manage to make it all the way there safely with your added power. (4-2+2=4)
Turns reset.
Post by: Caellath on August 14, 2012, 01:15:33 pm
Find Bag of Holding, or create one.
Post by: lawastooshort on August 14, 2012, 03:02:17 pm
Stake out the shop. Sleep briefly and then wait until dawn. When half a dozen humans have walked in, strike! Send exploding cuddly toys to all four corners of the shop to explode simultaneously, and then storm the shop on foot and wipe out all survivors! Leave no shiny technological thing alive!
Post by: NRDL on August 14, 2012, 11:41:14 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 15, 2012, 01:00:46 am
Post by: NRDL on August 15, 2012, 01:02:01 am
Post by: quinnr on August 15, 2012, 03:09:06 am
Eisenhard mrowwws annoyedly. He must have a bag of holding for his stuff, and he needs it now.
Find Bag of Holding, or create one.
You realize that, while memorizing that sacrifical chant, you also came across some other chant for connecting bags to Hammerspace. You sing it a bit, not realizing you just sucked in an alien planet with the new black hole created on the other side of the galaxy at the same time. But whoo, Bag of Holding! It's even blessed! (6)
"Nice work destroying the lights, lads! Keep it up! Now, this fiendish beast has raised his armour for the night - so we're going to stake it out and pounce when it is vulnerable! Arnie, Johnnie, you take first watch - the rest of you, get some sleep!"
Stake out the shop. Sleep briefly and then wait until dawn. When half a dozen humans have walked in, strike! Send exploding cuddly toys to all four corners of the shop to explode simultaneously, and then storm the shop on foot and wipe out all survivors! Leave no shiny technological thing alive!
You wait until dark, and order all of your army to stand back, save for a few that are going up to the door to blow it in. Unfortunately, a couple of your army members were a wee bit too close, and a chain reaction explosion occurs as one of the four corners goes off too early. As all the explosions occur, the majority of your army is completely fried. Only about 20 soldiers remain. Oh yeah, and you were in the line of explosions. Hebrides loses a life. (1)
Use the cosmic shower curtain to kill Belikoj.
You fly above the ranch, and call the power of the stars into your shower rod. It begins to glow, and suddenly grows to an immense size, sizzling with heat. With a final shudder, it sucks in all of the moonlight, and speeds towards the ranch. The ranch is completely obliterated, and set ablaze. The impact lands directly on Belakoj, both impaling, smashing, and melting him all at once. Belakoj has lost 3 lives. The shower rod is destroyed, however. (6)
>Sit tight in my secured ranch. It's not like he can get in, anyway.
You sit. It's not like he can get in, anyways. (4)
Post by: NRDL on August 15, 2012, 03:15:21 am
Post by: lawastooshort on August 15, 2012, 03:17:11 am
Post by: NRDL on August 15, 2012, 03:20:19 am
Fly away, and try to hunt for some food.
Post by: quinnr on August 15, 2012, 03:20:54 am
Post by: Caellath on August 15, 2012, 06:30:32 am
Throw some guns and ammo inside the Bag of Holding. Search for money inside the Bag, leave payment.
Post by: quinnr on August 17, 2012, 04:34:51 pm
Check out the remains of the shop. Personally urinate on any surviving techno-fiends.You walk into the shop and pee on things. None of these electronics will be working for a long time. (5)
"...You know, that was too cool. I think I'm done hunting you Belikoj, I'm gonna do something else, rather than ruin the moment."
Fly away, and try to hunt for some food.
You attempt to fly away from the ranch, but those souls you absorbed earlier are completely spent. In fact, you used a bit more than just the souls, and you are exhausted, so you lie down and take a nap. (1)
Eisenhard smiles as well as he can with a kitty face. This shall do...Yes, it shall do.
Throw some guns and ammo inside the Bag of Holding. Search for money inside the Bag, leave payment.
You grab a bunch of guns, ammo, and even gun-fixing equipment and put it in your bag. Although there isn't any of this planet's currency in your bag, there is a solid block of...gold-like material, so you leave that on the counter. (5)
Post by: Caellath on August 17, 2012, 04:58:26 pm
Post by: NRDL on August 18, 2012, 01:17:38 am
Wake up, hunt for food. NEED YUM YUMS
Post by: quinnr on August 18, 2012, 08:06:03 pm
Sorry, didn't put it in the post!
Post by: Yoink on August 19, 2012, 01:10:52 am
>Get car from barn if it survived and drive.
>If car destroyed, hitch-hike. Try and reach an airport.
Post by: Caellath on August 19, 2012, 01:14:24 am
Post by: quinnr on August 19, 2012, 10:19:34 am
Post by: Yoink on August 19, 2012, 10:20:52 am
Have a good flight.))
Post by: quinnr on August 20, 2012, 09:02:48 pm
Yeah, just use this for the next turn, whenever that may be.
Wake up, hunt for food. NEED YUM YUMS
You wake up, look around, and find a small camp of survivor humans nearby. You eat three of them whole, before the others disappear into the night. DELICIOUS! (6)
Balakoj sighed, and heaved himself out of the smoking crater that was all that remained of the ranch.
>Get car from barn if it survived and drive.
>If car destroyed, hitch-hike. Try and reach an airport.
The car appears to be a bit damaged, but good enough to drive. You begin driving, with no real destination in mind. You seem to be a bit low on gas from the ride here, however, so your next journey will likely be the last till you refuel. (5)
Eisenhard tries to find an evil human criminal with an evil dog.
You walk around, unable to find any humans. An evil dog, however, appears to be just around the corner. He notices you as you approach, and prepares to pounce... (4)
Post by: NRDL on August 20, 2012, 09:11:33 pm
Use blood to strengthen wings. Then, fly to library.
Post by: lawastooshort on August 21, 2012, 02:30:31 am
Post by: Yoink on August 24, 2012, 03:27:37 am
Also ask someone directions to the nearest airport.
Post by: Caellath on August 24, 2012, 03:38:34 am
Post by: quinnr on August 24, 2012, 09:42:57 am
"Yummy".
Use blood to strengthen wings. Then, fly to library.
You unleash the souls from the blood you absorbed, which allows you to fly the long distance to the Library. (4+1-1)
Well, best find my previous owners then. Stake out their house. Observe.
You realize that you don't really remember where your previous owners lived...there is a house right off of the street though, so you walk in to check it out. New Location Revealed (4)
>Keep drivin'. Keep an eye out for any service stations, or if I'm really low on fuel: passing cars to hijack/siphon from.
Also ask someone directions to the nearest airport.
You continue driving on your half-empty tank of fuel, but don't pass any gas stations on your journeys. You really are in the middle of nowhere! You do see some birds, and ask them where the airport is, but they appear to be stupid pigeons, incapable of speech. You are running out of gas... (2)
Knock down the dog.
As the dog approaches you, you unsheath your claws, and slash at the dog, knocking him backwards over a foot! It doesn't look like he will be getting up any time soon. (5)
Post by: lawastooshort on August 24, 2012, 02:34:22 pm
We'll find home after defeating this enemy base.
Post by: Caellath on August 24, 2012, 02:40:23 pm
Store dog in bag, find villanous human villain.
Post by: NRDL on August 24, 2012, 09:05:01 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 25, 2012, 01:52:17 am
>Then keep driving. Let the car just coast down hills to save fuel.
Post by: quinnr on August 27, 2012, 01:47:11 am
Leaving my army outside (to enter all guns blazing if I don't come back out in 3 turns), scout out the lower floor. Automatically attack any items of technology. Urinate on the defeated technological items.
We'll find home after defeating this enemy base.
You run into the house, 'guns' blazing. Nothing in sight will survive the dreaded URINEHAMMER. You take out the TV, the fridge, the phones, the lights, everything. All of the electronics in the household are successfully disabled if not destroyed. (5)
Eisenhard starts to twirl his whiskers. Excellent...Excellent.
Store dog in bag, find villanous human villain.
You shove the dog into the bag, completely forgetting both that time can run differently in otherworldly spaces, and that the bag likely contains no oxygen. Ten minutes later, a wretched smell comes out of your bag..you appear to have a rotten corpse in your Bag of Holding! You are too confused and disgusted at the moment to search for anything. (2)
Find a book on vampires, in general. Especially on how to spread the curse/gift.
You look around the library. Most of your time is spent reading books like 'Buffy the Vampire Strikes Back' and 'Dracula Junior' from the children's fiction section. There don't seem to be many actual factual books here about Vampirism, but all the stories seem to have one thing in common..the curse can be spread if you suck only a small amount of blood from your victims. (3)
>Eat one pigeon, lock other in trunk of car for snack later on.
>Then keep driving. Let the car just coast down hills to save fuel.
While driving, you try to eat the pigeon. This irritates the Driving God, who you are always taught wishes you to drive completely focused. He throws a lightning bolt down from the sky, hitting your car and causing it to flip over. Luckily, you are wearing a seat belt, and don't get too injured, but the car is totally wrecked. (1)
Turns reset.
Post by: NRDL on August 27, 2012, 01:54:30 am
Find an NPC cat.
Post by: lawastooshort on August 27, 2012, 06:53:35 am
Post by: Caellath on August 27, 2012, 02:06:48 pm
Throw rotten dog corpse out the bag.
Post by: quinnr on August 28, 2012, 11:58:42 am
"Well that was nice."You sniff a bit and find another cat nearby...
Find an NPC cat.
"Help, a pack of wolves is trying to kill me! Would you take me to my safehouse!?"
"What?"
"Help, a pack of wolves is trying to kill me! Would you take me to my safehouse!?"
Darn. Looks like you found an escort quest NPC. (1)
Evacuate all allies to 100m away from the house and then set it alight. Flee as soon as it takes.
You shout out the signal to order all but a few of your army to retreat. Before you explode the house, you prepare yourself in front of the house for your 'running from an explosion' scene. You activate the detonator, start running, and pull it off in perfect style. (6)
Not good, specially since live dogs are smelly. Dead ones are even worse. Eisenhard's whiskers flinch as he feels the stink invading his nostrills before he regains his composure. Well, he's a stray, he already faced worse!
Throw rotten dog corpse out the bag.
You open your bag, flipping it around and slowly tilting it. Luckily the dog stayed on top, and falls out first thing, without any of your other possessions getting un-Held. (5)
Turns reset.
Post by: lawastooshort on August 28, 2012, 01:51:04 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 28, 2012, 01:53:36 pm
>Wait for foolish, helpful human to stop and investigate the wreck.
>Begin writing memoirs meanwhile.
Post by: Caellath on August 29, 2012, 02:00:10 am
Search for a criminal!
Post by: NRDL on August 29, 2012, 05:36:30 am
Infect NPC cat.
Post by: quinnr on September 04, 2012, 11:10:51 am
Search for a scent of former house until I need to eat, sleep or urinate.
You smell around, but again have no luck finding your former house. And you get hungry pretty quickly, so you really don't even find anywhere that anyone could have lived while searching. (2)
>Make myself comfy on a surviving seat in the car.
>Wait for foolish, helpful human to stop and investigate the wreck.
>Begin writing memoirs meanwhile.
You wait, and wait. No humans come, so you start writing the story of you life. With blood, since you don't have a pen. Fun! (2)
"Enough of this."
Infect NPC cat.
You bite the cat, attempting to infect it. However, you are so hungry that you suck her completely void of blood...she dies shortly after. Darn. (2)
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Turns reset. (So many 2's!)
Post by: Caellath on September 04, 2012, 11:13:27 am
Still disgusted at the heinous corpse of a dog, Eisenhard kicked it before heading off, maybe the best option would be...
Search for a criminal!
Post by: quinnr on September 04, 2012, 11:58:19 am
Still disgusted at the heinous corpse of a dog, Eisenhard kicked it before heading off, maybe the best option would be...
Search for a criminal!
Oh, whoops! I'm sorry about that.
You look around a bit, trying to find something that could be considered 'evil'. Although you don't find anything exactly like that, you do find a trail of cat treats and blood, leading into a dark alleyway. They give you a bad feeling.. (3)
You can act again this turn.
Post by: Caellath on September 04, 2012, 12:00:37 pm
Get into the dark alleyway, wary about threats.
Post by: NRDL on September 05, 2012, 02:57:12 am
Find a cat, a gnarly old one whose used to fighting, and promise him immortality in exchange for an alliance.
Post by: lawastooshort on September 05, 2012, 03:00:18 am
Find food. Gorge!
Post by: quinnr on September 11, 2012, 05:55:58 pm
Eisenhard would raise a brow if he could...The situation is very suspicious.
Get into the dark alleyway, wary about threats.
You meander into the alley..quickly, to your left, you see something move in the shadows. As you go to inspect it though, whatever it was is gone. This is definitely something..interesting. (4)
"Darn it."
Find a cat, a gnarly old one whose used to fighting, and promise him immortality in exchange for an alliance.
You find an old, hermit cat living on top of one of the buildings nearby. He didn't become so old by being reckless, though, so he tells you that he is wary of any offerings from freaky mutant cats. He tells you that he needs some time to consider, and to come back at the next new moon. (4)
Blast.
Find food. Gorge!
You wander around and find a bush of berries nearby! Hurrah! You eat every single berry off the bush, and are totally full...at least until you start throwing up. Turns out those were the poisonous-to-cats-and-other-small-animals Bogey Berries! You feel a bit ill. (1)
Turns reset.
Post by: Caellath on September 12, 2012, 12:34:53 am
Post by: NRDL on September 12, 2012, 01:06:38 am
Enter into a deep state of hibernation, until the next new moon. Only awaken when a threat arises, or when the new moon finally appears.
Post by: lawastooshort on September 12, 2012, 02:39:46 am
Post by: bukitodinos on September 16, 2012, 08:41:36 am
A medium jet black cat who never grew out of the blue kitten eyes. Almost always has a bag of nip in his mouth,his fur is sticking up mildly, and he has a fez.
Felix is a cat who always has at least a gram of nip. He hates sharing.... nip. He will probably use up his nine lives all too quickly. but has a strong nose for nip... once when he was uber nipped he undid the lock to his cage, and unlocked all the other cages in his old shelter.
felix likes string, nip, and his squishy.
His squishy is a small bag of special nip, "Colombian" as its called. And he is more attached to it then a six year old is to a stuffed toy.
Post by: Yoink on September 16, 2012, 10:30:48 am
Post by: Xantalos on September 22, 2012, 07:35:04 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 23, 2012, 10:24:42 pm
Post by: NRDL on September 23, 2012, 10:27:21 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 23, 2012, 10:28:16 pm
NUUUUUUURRRRRR
Post by: quinnr on October 03, 2012, 10:07:31 pm
Hrmm, if people still want to continue, I should be able to now, I am slightly less busy than the previous few weeks (I've not been able to pay attention to my beloved internet forums hardly at all!), but I'm not sure if interest has died out or not. If you want to continue (or are an observer who enjoyed reading), your opinions in this thread would be appreciated.
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 10:09:23 pm
Post by: NRDL on October 03, 2012, 10:10:32 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 10:15:03 pm
The cats must go on!
Post by: Yoink on October 04, 2012, 04:48:13 am
Post by: lawastooshort on October 04, 2012, 05:59:06 am
Post by: quinnr on October 06, 2012, 06:44:14 pm
Eisenhard tries to follow the shadow!
Eisenhard jumps onto the shadow, but suddenly, he turns around and realizes that it was actually a fake image created by a NINJACAT standing on top of the building. The NINJACAT dashes away as he is noticed, but Eisenhard has the trail scent in his nose. (6)
"At least I've got something to go on."
Enter into a deep state of hibernation, until the next new moon. Only awaken when a threat arises, or when the new moon finally appears.
You encapsulate yourself in a Blood-cocoon, charging up your powers. The new moon appears without anything interrupting your sleep, and you feel refreshed. And oddly hungry. (4)
Collect my vomit and dry it into pellets of poision!
You vomit on the ground. Unfortunately, before the pellets manage to dry enough to add in the poison, you eat it back up like a dog. Instinct, I guess? (2)
>Walk. Attempt to hitch a ride if any vehicles approach.
You go into the road to attempt and find a car. Failing, you decide to just walk along the road..it's a nice rest on your paws from all the needles and leaves and bugs, anyways. You start to get a little sleepy, however, and before you know it, a car speeds up behind you, unknown.
In slow motion, you twist your neck around to glance at the headlights flying towards you. Out of instinct, you hop back and forth to confuse this incoming predator...of course, being a METAL MONSTER, it just runs you over anyways. You lose a life. (1)
--
Turns reset.
WARNING: Yoink's cat is in danger of PERMANENT DEATH, with only two lives remaining.
Post by: Caellath on October 06, 2012, 07:23:20 pm
Post by: lawastooshort on October 07, 2012, 04:56:04 am
Eat the vomit and then vomit it, making DOUBLEVOMIT.
Then make into pellets.
Post by: NRDL on October 07, 2012, 05:06:57 am
Post by: Yoink on October 07, 2012, 06:55:23 am
>Make pilgrimage to distant monastery.
>Become monk, embrace monastic lifestyle after a life of fur-covered crime, debauchery and destruction.
Post by: quinnr on October 07, 2012, 07:10:45 am
Einsenhard tries to follow NINJACAT and discovers his intentions.
Eisenhard dashes after NINJACAT, using the scent trail to keep up on his location. NINJACAT has some tricks up his sleeve, but you manage to make him thinks he has lost you, while you discreetly follow him. It seems he just went into an odd hole in the ground... (5)
Excellent.
Eat the vomit and then vomit it, making DOUBLEVOMIT.
Then make into pellets.
The disgusting taste of vomit makes you throw up again. You let the vomit dry for a while, add in some pee and poison berries, and pick up the PoisonPoison VomitPellets. (5)
Feed. On Rats or such.
Unfortunately, the fauna for a mile around have vacated in the past months while you were sitting in your shell. They have a sort of sense for evil, I guess? (1)
"That's it, you bastards!!" Balakoj shook an angry paw towards the sky, shouting, "I've had it with this nonsense! You'll get no more amusement from tormenting me!"
>Make pilgrimage to distant monastery.
>Become monk, embrace monastic lifestyle after a life of fur-covered crime, debauchery and destruction.
You start walking to the nearest monastery. Surprisingly, you actually make it, as one is not too far from your current location. However, the monks kindly tell you that pets would simply be a distraction to their studies, and you must depart. (2)
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Turns reset.
Post by: NRDL on October 07, 2012, 07:12:50 am
Food will come. Find that old cat again. I need a fighter on my side.
Post by: Yoink on October 07, 2012, 07:32:31 am
He turned and strode back down the path, tail swishing as he went.
Wait until dark, when they are all asleep. Then creep inside and steal all of their food out of spite.
Post by: Caellath on October 07, 2012, 10:19:07 am
Eisenhard follows.
Post by: lawastooshort on October 07, 2012, 02:32:00 pm
Find an innocent looking victim and try out one of the pellets of poisonvomit on it. Not a computer yet though.
Post by: Xantalos on October 08, 2012, 11:15:37 pm
Post by: quinnr on October 09, 2012, 07:33:08 pm
"Curses."
Food will come. Find that old cat again. I need a fighter on my side.
You look around for some more food, and yet again find nothing. You begin to travel on a search for your old friend, but you feel a bit woozy from all that sleep...you stand up too quickly and pass out. (1)
Balakoj glowered, then controlled himself. "Very well. I shall seek enlightenment elsewhere."You sneak in and attempt to steal all of those monks food. Unfortunately, they spot you trying to eat the food and decide that you are starving. They force you to go with them to the abbot to request that you can stay for a short time while they save your life, or something like that. (2)
He turned and strode back down the path, tail swishing as he went.
Wait until dark, when they are all asleep. Then creep inside and steal all of their food out of spite.
Eisenhard shrugs as well as he can with his feline body and decides to follow Ninjacat. He apparently wasn't aggressive, if only mischievous, and he wanted to ask the reason for trying to trick him.
Eisenhard follows.
You jump down into the hole, wary of an ambush. Luckily, nobody seems to have noticed you entering. There is a huge hallway dug out down here, with plenty of wood doors on either side..it's a wonder that creatures without opposable thumbs managed to build this underground. Unfortunately you have no clue which of the many doors your NINJACAT went into. (5)
"Nice..." thought Hebrides. "I wonder if they work on computers?"
Find an innocent looking victim and try out one of the pellets of poisonvomit on it. Not a computer yet though.
You find a bird sitting around, and feed it one of your many pellets. It sits there, looking pale for a few minutes, before falling over and dying. You have a feeling that that meat is tainted, though. (3)
Turns reset!
*shakes stick at thread* Oi! Why you not moving? [/paranoid]
I am alive!
Post by: Caellath on October 09, 2012, 07:43:35 pm
Eisenhard tries to track the NINJACAT down using his sense of smell.
Post by: Yoink on October 09, 2012, 09:25:44 pm
So thinking, Balakoj turned on the charm.
>Do kitty-cat eyes! (Like puppy dog eyes but for kitty cats.)
Post by: NRDL on October 09, 2012, 11:52:32 pm
Post by: lawastooshort on October 10, 2012, 02:29:13 am
Roam the streets till darkness falls, then find a sleeping human, and try poisoning them with... half a dozen pellets.
Post by: quinnr on October 10, 2012, 09:25:29 pm
Eisenhard scratches his head through pawing at it. Where would NINJACAT go...
Eisenhard tries to track the NINJACAT down using his sense of smell.
You wander about and try to search some rooms, since you've totally lost his scent. However, all the doors are locked, too. How unlucky. (2)
'Ha, just as planned! Well, sort-of.'
So thinking, Balakoj turned on the charm.
>Do kitty-cat eyes! (Like puppy dog eyes but for kitty cats.)
You do your Meow-Meow Cute Eye Technique. The monks look at you, and frown "Craving is to suffer, little kitty. You can eat bread with the rest of us!". They then bring you to the eating halls and give you some plain bread. (2)
Get up, and hunt. Hunt ANYTHING that's not a cat.
Finally, being so starving you are reading to just KILL SOMETHING, you use your vampire strength and knock over a tree, and begin sucking the..blood?...out of it. Then you remember how you are a vampire, fully carnivore, and you won't get any sustenance from this tree. In fact, you feel a bit sick! (1)
Hmm.
Roam the streets till darkness falls, then find a sleeping human, and try poisoning them with... half a dozen pellets.
You find a couple humans sleeping in safehouse on the side of the road. You skillfully sneak into their food supplies and put a bunch of pellets into their stash of soda, skillfully adding other items to counteract the taste. In the morning they go to get their Daily Caffeine, and promptly fall over dead. (5)
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Turns Reset.
Post by: Caellath on October 10, 2012, 09:29:12 pm
Post by: NRDL on October 11, 2012, 12:35:18 am
Post by: lawastooshort on October 11, 2012, 02:28:05 am
Head back to old neighbourhood. Search for old house.
Post by: quinnr on October 15, 2012, 07:08:58 pm
Eisenhard tries to pick up the NINJACAT's scent once again and lockpick the door he disappeared into.Eisenhard lunges towards a door as he suddenly picks up the scent. Carefully inserting his claws, he manages to unlock the door completely silently. Dare he continue? (5)
HUNT ANY ANIMAL WITH WARM BLOOD. OTHER THAN CATS
A PETA volunteer lunges out of the darkness. "Thou shalt not eat!" He throws a few rocks at you, and then disappears. You are so confused as to what just happen that you delay eating again. YOU ARE VERY HUNGRY! (2)
Hmm. See, I did have a plan.
Head back to old neighbourhood. Search for old house.
You go back to the neighborhood where this all started, and look around. A few random houses look nice, but you really have no idea where to start. (3)
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Turns reset.
Post by: NRDL on October 15, 2012, 07:24:41 pm
Post by: Caellath on October 15, 2012, 07:27:20 pm
Post by: lawastooshort on October 16, 2012, 02:13:10 am
Post by: Yoink on October 16, 2012, 02:26:09 am
Balakoj had no more words. They were feeding him bread?!
>Stare at monastic bread until it bursts into flames.
Post by: quinnr on October 17, 2012, 04:17:30 pm
Eat PETA member.
You lunge at the PETA member before they can escape, and suck them dry. Since you were so hungry it doesn't really help a lot, but you aren't about to starve any more. (4)
Eisenhard risks it and enters the door.
You enter the door...An AMBUSH is waiting! You quickly dive beneath the table in the center of the room, and then jump out on the other side. Using your fancy kitty karate moves, you knock out every single one of the ninjacats attacking you. You skillfully leave one mostly conscious for questioning, even! (6)
Go into first house I find, leaving army of stuffed toys safely outside. Scout it out. What is INSIDE?!
You enter a random house. It appears...some sort of technophille lived here. All around you are computers, looming over you. Not a single speck of dust sits anywhere, ventilation fans keep the area cool and clean. MP3 players, phones, and laptops lie everywhere, just waiting to be used. (6)
"...What."
Balakoj had no more words. They were feeding him bread?!
>Stare at monastic bread until it bursts into flames.
You stare at the bread. It is bread. (3)
Post by: Caellath on October 17, 2012, 07:22:18 pm
Eisenhard questions the conscious cat. He asks why they are trying to kill him and where is NINJACAT.
Post by: lawastooshort on October 18, 2012, 02:05:33 am
Post by: Yoink on October 18, 2012, 05:16:50 am
Balakoj grinned at these rascally monks. Just think, bread! Jeez, next they'd be trying to convince him that they were celibate or something equally ridiculous.
"Oh, and when do I begin my training? You know, martial arts and suchlike."
>Laugh off the whole 'bread' thing, request something tastier.
Post by: NRDL on October 18, 2012, 07:06:13 am
Post by: Thecard on October 21, 2012, 03:53:04 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 25, 2012, 09:53:04 am
Post by: Xantalos on November 04, 2012, 05:23:12 am
Riiiiiise! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!
Post by: Yoink on November 04, 2012, 06:28:23 am
Riiiiiise! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!
Post by: Thecard on November 04, 2012, 01:40:08 pm
Riiiiiise! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!
Post by: NRDL on November 04, 2012, 05:03:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWyB447vNjg
Post by: Thecard on November 04, 2012, 08:32:30 pm