YOU ARE PUPPY
SAY WHAT BREED YOU ARE
SAY NAME
SAY FUR COLOR
Greatwyrmgold: Mutt, Nick, Black
Greenstar: Boxer, zula, tan
Yoink: Bull Terrier, Aardvark, White
Ultimuh: Beakdog, Bitey, Chromatic scales.
BFFL: Poohuaua, Fuser, off-white.
Peglegpenguin: Bloodhound, Mcgruff, brown
miauw62: West Highland High Terrier, Mac, white
monk12 WIGGLES THE BROWN DACHSHUND
Green: Bump. minor bleeding
Ult: minor bleeding
BFFLII: LADY DOG POSE, PUPPYS
Bump: nothing bad just a bump. Will heal over 2 turns
Minor bleeding: nothing major just a scratch. will heal over 5 turns.
Bleeding: You are bleeding! you need a HUMAN to help you. will heal after human care
Major bleeding: VET! VET! HELP! You need a VET to help you. if you do not get help within 10 turns you will die.
Burn: OUCH! you need a VET to help you. will heal after vet visit.
Severed limb: does not heal. 25% chance every turn that you will die.
>I'MMA WAGGIN MAH TAIL ALL DAY LONG
3. YOU WAG TAIL..... NOTHING HAPPEN
>GET SQUIRREL.
1. YOU FAIL TO CATCH SQUIRREL. you slam into tree
Bump: nothing bad just a bump. Will heal over 2 turns
Minor bleeding: nothing major just a scratch. will heal over 5 turns.
Bleeding: You are bleeding! you need a HUMAN to help you. will heal after human care
Major bleeding: VET! VET! HELP! You need a VET to help you. if you do not get help within 10 turns you will die.
Burn: OUCH! you need a VET to help you. will heal after vet visit.
Severed limb: does not heal. 25% chance every turn that you will die.
GET CAT INSTEAD.
4. YOU GET THE CAT
BUT IT SCRATCHES YOU
YOU HAVE MINOR BLEEDING
Bark at stuff!
3. NOTHING HAPPENS
Chase own tail!
It annoys me again!
6. YOU BITE YOUR TAIL
YOU HAVE MINOR BLEEDING
ATTRACT LADY PUPS WITH MY HALF MEXICAN POODLE PIMP SWAGGER
6. YOU NOW HAVE A POSE OF LADY DOGS AROUND YOU.
Green: Bump. minor bleeding
Ult: minor bleeding
BFFL: LADY DOG POSE +1 LIFE
Bump: nothing bad just a bump. Will heal over 2 turns
Minor bleeding: nothing major just a scratch. will heal over 5 turns.
Bleeding: You are bleeding! you need a HUMAN to help you. will heal after human care
Major bleeding: VET! VET! HELP! You need a VET to help you. if you do not get help within 10 turns you will die.
Burn: OUCH! you need a VET to help you. will heal after vet visit.
Severed limb: does not heal. 25% chance every turn that you will die.
BARK AT CAT. ESTABLISH DOMINANCE.
1. THE CAT RUNS AWAY
Bark at cat with Greenstarfanatic...I mean Zula. Establish pack!
6. YOU AND ZULA HAVE A PACK
BLOODHOUND
MCGRUFF
BROWN
ACTION: RAP ABOUT DRUGS
ACTION: NOT HAVE TURN SKIPPED PLEASE.
3. THE KIDS SAY"meh"
Search for food!
1. YOU FIND A ROTTEN DOG BISCUIT
MAKE PUPPIES WITH MY BITCHES
ESPOUSE POOHUAHUA MASTER RACE
ESTABLISH THIRD RUFF
(thats right, I just became puppy hitler)
6. YOU GIVE UP YOUR EXTRA LIFE TO MAKE 3 PUPPYS (you can be one when you die)
WEST HIGHLAND HIGH TERRIER (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Highland_White_Terrier) (i'm being this specific because these guys are not exactly what most people think on the word "terrier")
MAC
WHITE
JOIN NICKS PACK.
5. YOU JOIN THE PACK
Greatwyrmgold: Mutt, Nick, Black
Greenstar: Boxer, zula, tan
Yoink: Bull Terrier, Aardvark, White
Ultimuh: Beakdog, Bitey, Chromatic scales.
BFFL: Poohuaua, Fuser, off-white.
Peglegpenguin: Bloodhound, Mcgruff, brown
miauw62: West Highland High Terrier, Mac, white
Green: minor bleeding
Ult: minor bleeding
BFFL: LADY DOG POSE, PUPPYS
Bump: nothing bad just a bump. Will heal over 2 turns
Minor bleeding: nothing major just a scratch. will heal over 5 turns.
Bleeding: You are bleeding! you need a HUMAN to help you. will heal after human care
Major bleeding: VET! VET! HELP! You need a VET to help you. if you do not get help within 10 turns you will die.
Burn: OUCH! you need a VET to help you. will heal after vet visit.
Severed limb: does not heal. 25% chance every turn that you will die.
ESTABLISH DOMINANCE IN BACK.
GO ON EPIC JOURNEY ACROSS STREET TO GET PATS.
4. YOU ARE RESPECTED
6. YOU GETS PETS!!!
(ah only one part turn actions ok)
ESPOUSE GLORYS OF POOHUAHUA MASTER RACE
5. YOU ARE RESPECTED BY EVRYONE
RECRUIT MORE DOGS TO PACK
ESTABLISH DOMINANCE IN PACK
I FOUNDED PACK, I SHOULD GET BONUSES.
PLEASE.
1. NO DOGS JOIN
6. YOU ARE A LEADER, WITH GREEN AS YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN
Eat biscuit.
Begin hunting for meat.
1. YOU ARE SICK, YOU WILL DIE IN 4 TURNS IF YOU DO NOT FIND A VET
Greatwyrmgold: Mutt, Nick, Black
Greenstar: Boxer, zula, tan
Yoink: Bull Terrier, Aardvark, White
Ultimuh: Beakdog, Bitey, Chromatic scales.
BFFL: Poohuaua, Fuser, off-white.
Peglegpenguin: Bloodhound, Mcgruff, brown
miauw62: West Highland High Terrier, Mac, white
monk12 WIGGLES THE BROWN DACHSHUND
Green: Bump. minor bleeding
Ult: SICK. 4 turns left
BFFL: LADY DOG POSE, PUPPYS
Bump: nothing bad just a bump. Will heal over 2 turns
Minor bleeding: nothing major just a scratch. will heal over 5 turns.
Bleeding: You are bleeding! you need a HUMAN to help you. will heal after human care
Major bleeding: VET! VET! HELP! You need a VET to help you. if you do not get help within 10 turns you will die.
Burn: OUCH! you need a VET to help you. will heal after vet visit.
Severed limb: does not heal. 25% chance every turn that you will die.
CLIMB TREE.
1. YOU HAVE BEEN DECLAWED
USE RESPECT TO ESTABLISH THIRD RUFF
POOHUAHUA COMMANDERS
ARYAN ROTTWEILER SS
THE WHOLE SHEBANG
(if I continue rolling well, this will be the greatest thing ever)
6. YOU HAVE CREATED A PUPPY ARMY
(Wha.. dogs are usually more resilient than getting sick from eating rotten food.)
Get to vet! STAT!
5. YOU HAVE TO STAY OVER NIGHT. BUT YOU ARE HEALED. (no actions for 1 turn)
CHARGE AT STUFF
BARK REALLY LOUD
2. YOU CHARGE, INTO A WALL YOU ARE BLEEDING. YOU NEED A HUMAN.
BARK AT SELF IN MIRROR
6. YOU SURE SHOWED THAT DOG WHO IS BOSS
Green: Bump. minor bleeding
Ult: minor bleeding
BFFL: THIRD RUFF ARMY
Yoink: Bleeding
Bump: nothing bad just a bump. Will heal over 2 turns
Minor bleeding: nothing major just a scratch. will heal over 5 turns.
Bleeding: You are bleeding! you need a HUMAN to help you. will heal after human care
Major bleeding: VET! VET! HELP! You need a VET to help you. if you do not get help within 10 turns you will die.
Burn: OUCH! you need a VET to help you. will heal after vet visit.
Severed limb: does not heal. 25% chance every turn that you will die.
TAKE PACK TO DESTROY BFFL ARMY!
WE WILL HAVE NO POOHUAHUAS ANYMORE!
5. YOU KILL HALF OF THE ARMY, WITH THE "MASTER RACE" ALMOST EXTINCT
YELP
LOUDLY
LIKE, REALLY LOUDLY
4. SOMEONE PATS YOU!
YELP
LOUDLY
LIKE, REALLY LOUDLY
YELP BACK
LOUDLY
LIKE, REALLY LOUDLY.
1. IGNORED!!
TAKE PACK TO DESTROY BFFL ARMY!
WE WILL HAVE NO POOHUAHUAS ANYMORE!
WHEN THEY LOSE, BECAUSE Y'KNOW,ARMY, FORCE THEM INTO HARD LABOR OF FETCHING THE RUFF'S FRISBIES.
ALSO NO PATS FOR THEM.
EVER
(At this point I think I'm trying to justify the -+puppy tallow biscuits+- with my sheer canine evil :P)
1. DEATH! (you still have your puppy. only one. the last of your race.)
Greatwyrmgold: Mutt, Nick, Black
Greenstar: Boxer, zula, tan
Yoink: Bull Terrier, Aardvark, White
Ultimuh: Beakdog, Bitey, Chromatic scales.
BFFL: Poohuaua, Fuser, off-white.
Peglegpenguin: Bloodhound, Mcgruff, brown
miauw62: West Highland High Terrier, Mac, white
monk12 WIGGLES THE BROWN DACHSHUND
Green: Bump. minor bleeding
Ult: minor bleeding
BFFL II:
Bump: nothing bad just a bump. Will heal over 2 turns
Minor bleeding: nothing major just a scratch. will heal over 5 turns.
Bleeding: You are bleeding! you need a HUMAN to help you. will heal after human care
Major bleeding: VET! VET! HELP! You need a VET to help you. if you do not get help within 10 turns you will die.
Burn: OUCH! you need a VET to help you. will heal after vet visit.
Severed limb: does not heal. 25% chance every turn that you will die.
Sing a Duet on the back fence with Yoink.
Film it.
Win Oscar.
6. OSCAR FTW
Collect pack.
Head out to park or wilderness.
Recruit any canines or other pack hunters we come across.
VE HUNT!
6. YOU KILL A DEER
Go hunt with pack!
If encoutering prey, screech very loudly as I charge against it!
Because panicked prey make misstakes and should be easier to take down.
4. YOU BAG A BUNNEY
>RECRUIT PAT-GIVER AS MANAGER
>PERFORM WITH ZULA
3. YOU ARE HEADED TO HOLLYWOOD
Crap...ah well it was hilarious while it lasted :P
BE POOHUAHUA PUPPY
USE UNIQUENESS TO GET BITCHES
MAKE MORE PUPPIES
DONT ATTRACT ASSASSINATION THIS TIME XD
(i.e. no more puppy hitler, just puppy pimpin)
4. YOU HAVE STARTED The RACE AGAIN
Greatwyrmgold: Mutt, Nick, Black
Greenstar: Boxer, zula, tan
Yoink: Bull Terrier, Aardvark, White
Ultimuh: Beakdog, Bitey, Chromatic scales.
BFFL: Poohuaua, Fuser, off-white.
Peglegpenguin: Bloodhound, Mcgruff, brown
miauw62: West Highland High Terrier, Mac, white
monk12 WIGGLES THE BROWN DACHSHUND
Green: Bump. minor bleeding
Ult: minor bleeding
BFFLII: LADY DOG POSE, PUPPYS
Bump: nothing bad just a bump. Will heal over 2 turns
Minor bleeding: nothing major just a scratch. will heal over 5 turns.
Bleeding: You are bleeding! you need a HUMAN to help you. will heal after human care
Major bleeding: VET! VET! HELP! You need a VET to help you. if you do not get help within 10 turns you will die.
Burn: OUCH! you need a VET to help you. will heal after vet visit.
Severed limb: does not heal. 25% chance every turn that you will die.
Claim bunny as mine with a screech towards the others in my pack and commence nomming.
2. A CAT STEALS IT
GIVE ROUSING SPEECH WHILE ACCEPTING AWARD.
THANK MOTHER, BROTHER, SISTER, BROTHER, SISTER, BROTHER, BROTHER, SISTER, BROTHER, SISTER, SISTER, SISTER, AND PARTNER.
5. YOU WIN MORE AWARDS
SHARE DEER WITH PACK. WE ALL WORKED TOGETHER ON IT.
ULTIMUH CAN KEEP THE RABBIT, HE HAS MORE METABOLIC NEEDS, CAUGHT IT HIMSELF, AND SCARES ME.
CONTINUE HUNTING AND TRYING TO RECRUIT CRITTERS TO THE PACK.
4. YAY DEER
2. A CAT HAS STOLEN THE RABBIT
6. YOU HAVE A SMALL BADGER POSE
ENTER DOG SHOW
SHOW OFF PUPPY PIMP POWER
ACQUIRE EVEN MORE BITCHES
(I am going to overuse the crap out of bitches being a politically correct term for female dogs)
6. DOG SHOW!!
6. PIMP PUPPY WINS!!
4. MORE BITCHES!!!
Greatwyrmgold: Mutt, Nick, Black
Greenstar: Boxer, zula, tan
Yoink: Bull Terrier, Aardvark, White
Ultimuh: Beakdog, Bitey, Chromatic scales.
BFFL: Poohuaua, Fuser, off-white.
Peglegpenguin: Bloodhound, Mcgruff, brown
miauw62: West Highland High Terrier, Mac, white
monk12 WIGGLES THE BROWN DACHSHUND
Green:PARTYY
Ult:ATE BUNNY
BFFLII: LADY DOG POSE, PUPPYS
Bump: nothing bad just a bump. Will heal over 2 turns
Minor bleeding: nothing major just a scratch. will heal over 5 turns.
Bleeding: You are bleeding! you need a HUMAN to help you. will heal after human care
Major bleeding: VET! VET! HELP! You need a VET to help you. if you do not get help within 10 turns you will die.
Burn: OUCH! you need a VET to help you. will heal after vet visit.
Severed limb: does not heal. 25% chance every turn that you will die.
A.. cat.. did.. WHAT???
>Gratuitously unleash fury on cat.
4. YOU GET THE BUNNY BACK
STAR IN MOVIE.
WITH YOINK.
5. IT IS AWESOME
Help Ultimah catch the cat. Revenge!
6. CAT: 1 BADGERS: 10
CONTINUE CHURNING OUT INSANE AMOUNTS OF EXTRA LIVES PUPPIES....PUPPIES IS WHAT I MEANT
4. EVEN MORE PUPPYS (at max. Say, I might recommend getting a home with your favorite bitch. Because those can't take a bump.)
Greatwyrmgold: Mutt, Nick, Black
Greenstar: Boxer, zula, tan
Yoink: Bull Terrier, Aardvark, White
Ultimuh: Beakdog, Bitey, Chromatic scales.
BFFL: Poohuaua, Fuser, off-white.
Peglegpenguin: Bloodhound, Mcgruff, brown
miauw62: West Highland High Terrier, Mac, white
monk12 WIGGLES THE BROWN DACHSHUND
Green: Bump. minor bleeding
Ult: minor bleeding
BFFLII: LADY DOG POSE, PUPPYS
Bump: nothing bad just a bump. Will heal over 2 turns
Minor bleeding: nothing major just a scratch. will heal over 5 turns.
Bleeding: You are bleeding! you need a HUMAN to help you. will heal after human care
Major bleeding: VET! VET! HELP! You need a VET to help you. if you do not get help within 10 turns you will die.
Burn: OUCH! you need a VET to help you. will heal after vet visit.
Severed limb: does not heal. 25% chance every turn that you will die.
Nom bunny immediately.
5. YUM!
ROLL IN MONEY
THROW WILD PARTY WITH ZULA
INVITE SEXY WINNERS OF DOG SHOW
5. YES YES AhHhHHHH
5. PARTY!!
6. SEXY DOGS!!
YEAH. GET DRUNK. WAKE UP NEXT MORNING IN TEXAS. WITH SCAR ON BELLY.
2. YOU SPILL YOUR BEER
FIND BEER AND DRINK IT. ALL OF IT.
6. Why WoUlD YOu DO thAT????
Greatwyrmgold: Mutt, Nick, Black
Greenstar: Boxer, zula, tan
Yoink: Bull Terrier, Aardvark, White
Ultimuh: Beakdog, Bitey, Chromatic scales.
BFFL: Poohuaua, Fuser, off-white.
Peglegpenguin: Bloodhound, Mcgruff, brown
miauw62: West Highland High Terrier, Mac, white
monk12 WIGGLES THE BROWN DACHSHUND
Green:PARTYY
Ult:ATE BUNNY
BFFLII: LADY DOG POSE, PUPPYS
Bump: nothing bad just a bump. Will heal over 2 turns
Minor bleeding: nothing major just a scratch. will heal over 5 turns.
Bleeding: You are bleeding! you need a HUMAN to help you. will heal after human care
Major bleeding: VET! VET! HELP! You need a VET to help you. if you do not get help within 10 turns you will die.
Burn: OUCH! you need a VET to help you. will heal after vet visit.
Severed limb: does not heal. 25% chance every turn that you will die.
LOCATE LAIR OR SOMETHING FOR PACK TO SLEEP IN.
DRIVE OUT RESIDENTS. RUN IF THEY'RE SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE A DRAGON OR A BEAR OR A PACK OF WOLVES.
AVOID CASUALTIES.
4.OLD TREEHOUSE GET
5.NO INHABITANTS
6.NO DEATHS
KEEP EXTRA LIVES PUPPIES....GOTTA REMEMBER THE TERMS ROUND HERE...ANYWAY PUT EM INTO A NICE SAFE KENNEL HOUSE AND KEEP THEM INCREDIBLY SAFE.
OF SAFENESS
3. NICE HOUSE. WITH A YARD
You know what..
>KILL THAT CAT ONCE AND FOR ALL!
1. CAT GETS AWAY!... WITH SOME MORE BUNNY
USE MONEY TO BUY MANSION. INVITE YOINK TO LIVE WITH ME.
UPGRADE FROM BEER TO WINE.
6. FUCK YEAH!! WITH ITS OWN MONEY PILE ROOM
5. YEAH ROOMMATES!!!
3. YOU DRINK BOTH
Greatwyrmgold: Mutt, Nick, Black
Greenstar: Boxer, zula, tan
Yoink: Bull Terrier, Aardvark, White
Ultimuh: Beakdog, Bitey, Chromatic scales.
BFFL: Poohuaua, Fuser, off-white.
Peglegpenguin: Bloodhound, Mcgruff, brown
miauw62: West Highland High Terrier, Mac, white
monk12 WIGGLES THE BROWN DACHSHUND
Green:PARTYY
Ult:ATE BUNNY
BFFLII: LADY DOG POSE, PUPPYS
Bump: nothing bad just a bump. Will heal over 2 turns
Minor bleeding: nothing major just a scratch. will heal over 5 turns.
Bleeding: You are bleeding! you need a HUMAN to help you. will heal after human care
Major bleeding: VET! VET! HELP! You need a VET to help you. if you do not get help within 10 turns you will die.
Burn: OUCH! you need a VET to help you. will heal after vet visit.
Severed limb: does not heal. 25% chance every turn that you will die.
GO BERZERK!
TEAR CAT TO PIECES!
6. DEATH FROM ABOVE! YOU GET FOOD BACK!
GET STRIPPER DOGS.
((I am seriously out of ideas...))
2. LOW MONYS!!
YAY LAIR
REST
TAKE NOTE OF WHO ALL IS IN MY PACK
ENCOURAGE OTHER PLAYERS TO JOIN PACK
6. REST
1.TOO DARK
1. REFUSAL
Greatwyrmgold: Mutt, Nick, Black
Greenstar: Boxer, zula, tan
Yoink: Bull Terrier, Aardvark, White
Ultimuh: Beakdog, Bitey, Chromatic scales.
BFFL: Poohuaua, Fuser, off-white.
Peglegpenguin: Bloodhound, Mcgruff, brown
miauw62: West Highland High Terrier, Mac, white
monk12 WIGGLES THE BROWN DACHSHUND
Green:PARTYY
Ult:ATE BUNNY
BFFLII: LADY DOG POSE, PUPPYS
Bump: nothing bad just a bump. Will heal over 2 turns
Minor bleeding: nothing major just a scratch. will heal over 5 turns.
Bleeding: You are bleeding! you need a HUMAN to help you. will heal after human care
Major bleeding: VET! VET! HELP! You need a VET to help you. if you do not get help within 10 turns you will die.
Burn: OUCH! you need a VET to help you. will heal after vet visit.
Severed limb: does not heal. 25% chance every turn that you will die.